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>tfw arms are sore from sword fighting the other day
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>>34356199Men, how often are you socializing with women?
>>34356216Never, although i am texting this one bitch sometimes.
>>34356216I don't try to. They sometimes talk to me but my "what the fuck do you want?" attitude makes them leave
>[F4M] Your Latina Girlfriend Is Ovulating & Begging To Be Filled, Papi [Script Fill][Breeding][Daddy Kink][Spanish + English][Ovulating GF]This is one of the hottest things I have ever heard omg
>>34356221I would rather be alone than be with a woman that isn't my race.
>>34356203Are you winning son
>>34356199The two people kissing look so bored.
>>34356223That's funny, since women of no race want you.
Men, what's up with "blacked" porn? Why do you enjoy it?
>>34356221Begging for sex seems awful. I could never.
>>34356228>i totally know everything about your life, manYou don't know shit and you talk like a woman. I've had plenty of women
>>34356231You sound about as believable as entj. lol
>>34356216Once or twice a week. I’m not very social, but I have needs so I put in the effort
>>34356235>I have needsyuck, lol
>>34356237are you new to being a human?
>>34356234And you sound like you can gargle my balls. bite me
>>34356238no, but you seem to be since you're so desperate to get all your animal instincts satisfied as if you've never had a taste before
>>34356242Im not that anon you retardgoddamn some people are to dumb to understand the concept of an imageboard
>>34356242That’s cope on your part. You got triggered by your own dumb brain
>>34356244>>34356245>all these triggered peoplekek
>My mom deleted my AO3 tabs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCf11K3twAwIs this how femanons react when they lose their gooner stories?
>>34356247I've never been that into porn, frankly.
>>34356246Wrong anon, you want >>34356237
Eid Mubarak, atoga!
>>34356229We don't. Only indian men do.
>>34356199Is it wrong to try to contact an ex or people who ghosted you or you or no longer in contact with?
Women, who do you like more, your mom or you dad?Men, what do you think your sister or any woman close to you would answer?
>>34356263I like them both equallythe hell kind of question is this?
>>34356262Yes. Move on
>>34356263I like them both. I have a different relationship with them because my dad is so much like me, so while I have more fun with him because we have the same sense of humor we butt heads more often. My mom complements me so, so well. She's frustrating to deal with sometimes but I love her very much.
>>34356263Equal
>>34356265>>34356267>>34356269Bad question. Maybe not who you like more but who are your closer to?
>>34356229I think it all started when I was too scared to ask out my high school crush and then she started dating a black guy soon after
>>34356270I'm equally close with both.
>>34356199M or FWhat do you do when you break up with someone and all of the places inside your home that you had sex stick out to you?
>>34356270Grandma, but only a little
>>34356270I'm equally close to both, just in different ways. Maybe my mom right this second, but at other times of my life it was definitely my dad.>>34356273Move out.
>>34356267>My mom complements me so, so wellWhat does this even mean?
>>34356273move
>>34356273FMove
>>34356276>>34356278>>34356279What about the furniture?
>>34356280get new one or cleanse it
>>34356216Practically never. But then I don't really socialize with men much either.
>>34356273Why is sex that important? I'd stop being dramatic and sex-obsessed.
>>34356277We get along very well because despite being different we work well together.She's very cut throat while I'm pretty soft hearted, she is determined and strong willed while I'm more mellow and kind of lazy, I'm patient while she has absolutely no patience for anything, etc. We complement each other really well and get along easily because of that.
State gender. What are your favourite porn genres?
>>34356280Sell/throw
>>34356286FThreesome/anal
>>34356258>Eid Mubarak, atoga!JazakAllah Khair.
>>34356286F. These >>34356289. Also general rough stuff.
>>34356266Are you saying that because you are biased towards this kind of question
GirlsShould a man tell a new girl he’s dating that he’s not good at sex, or should he keep it secret?
>>34356286>State gender. What are your favourite porn genres?I don't watch porn. Cause brain rot, mouth rot, and it's an addiction to some
>>34356292What is the bias suppose to be. Just move on
>>34356293How long do you imagine you're going to be able to keep it a secret for?
>>34356284So you're ok with a open relationship since sex isn't that important?
>>34356293Tell her. If you surprise her with bad sex it’s going to be much worse
>>34356293Why would you ever say something like that? Are you retarded?
>>34356294>mouth rotWhat?
how well do you age /atoga/?like wine or like vinegar?
>>34356293there's no such thing as being good or bad at sex unless you view it as a performance and not something you experience together, in which case you shouldn't be having sex anyways
>>34356286porn creeps me out
>>34356301I’m 23 I still look like a child. Maybe next year
>>34356293sex is about passion, just let your natural instincts take over
>>34356293>he’s not good at sexIn what way(s) exactly is "he" not good at it?
>>34356302not him, but not everyone is good at sex. That’s just a fact
I’m so disappointed in Myself and everything around me. I haven’t been pleased by anything in a while
>>34356297No, I want a partner who isn't obsessed with sex. Having sex outside of a committed relationship also seems sex-obsessed to me.What kind of question is that anyway? If I said alcohol wasn't important would you recommend some cheap piss brand of beer?
>>34356301I still don't look old despite being in my mid 30's, so I think I'm aging well.
>>34356301MWhen I was 15 people thought I was 30Now that I'm 27 people think I'm 20IDK what happened
>>34356301Wine doesn't actually get better with age. Once it's in the bottle, it can only get worse. The reason certain vintages are prized is because they happened to be a particularly good year. They tasted just as good right after they were bottled.
>>34356293>Girls>Should a man tell a new girl he’s dating that he’s not good at sex, or should he keep it secret?Tell her. Make sure to wipe your ass well too if you ever invite her over
>>34356216I'm a depressed broke NEET, why and where would I do that>>34356223I would rather be alone than be with a woman who's a redditor jk>>34356263M, my sister basically doesn't talk to my mom anymore>>34356301like shit
>>34356307yeah, because some people think it's a performance, not an experience, which would make sleeping with them a soulless nightmare straight out of a dystopian low budget porn studio
>>34356302>there's no such thing as being good or bad at sexOh, there really, really, really is. Anyone who thinks that has never good sex.
>>34356301>how well do you age /atoga/?>like wine or like vinegarBoth, who cares self fullfilled prophecy has happened, I'm gonna end up alone.
>>34356319or maybe I never had bad sex
anyone else hate making phone calls when other people are aroundgonna have to go into the garden again later cause my roommate's been home the past 7 daysnaptime first tho
>>34356299Because I am worried how she will react >>34356302>>34356305I’m not dumb enough to believe that. Sex is a skill, even sex professionals (therapists, urologists) will say that. Natural instinct doesn’t outweigh that. So don’t lie to me.
>>34356321>or maybe I never had bad sexPossible, but less likely. There's a lot of bad sex in the world.
>>34356324>sex professionalslol, this is why you suck at fucking
>>34356324Who cares just be honest. Tell her in person, that you are bad at sex and it takes you a while to ejaculate
>>34356317A man could have never seen porn in his entire life, and just be passionate but be absolutely awful at sex. Sex is NOT for everybody. Not everyone can ice skate, right? Same goes for sex.
>>34356326ok
>>34356301I'm almost 28 and still get carded, my old co-workers thought I was like 18 lolthink that has more to do with being short, babyfaced and my personality thoughby all accounts I look like real shit compared to like 10 years ago. mental illness, substance abuse and shitty lifestyle will do that to you
>>34356329>takes you a while to ejaculate. That’s not the case, I come in like 15 seconds, but the thing is when I pre cum like that, I feel nothing. Sex also feels very awkward and uncomfortable for me. It really feels unnatural and it just stresses me the fuck out. I don’t feel like I know what I’m doing and just feel so stressed. The other thing that factors to this, it’s not like I’m 20 years old. That would be easier to write off as just being a young guy. I’m 33. That makes a difference. I’m not naive and know that this is not normal for someone my age.
>>34356330passion doesn't always translate to soul but it does much more often than training, yesmastery comes from combining soul with pursuit, not passion with training you can be passionate about something for all the wrong reasons, you can be passionate about food because you have an eating disorder, not because you are a sensual person that enjoys to explore flavorssame with sex, you can be passionate about fucking because you've put it on a pedestal due to years of yearning and porn consumption and being starved for it, not because you're a naturally curious, playful and sensual person and that will never translate to good sex, it will at most result in more elaborate performances but that will never make up for lack of soulit's the difference between someone that can play sheet music on sight, which sounds impressive but gets boring fast and someone that brings people to tears with their performance
>>34356333Have you seen a psychologist for it? A doctor? It's probably stress and underlying psychological issues
>>34356258Edgy.
If I feel so disgusted and bad when I do x thing, why do I keep doing it? Is this part of progress or is it just going to keep leading me to be stressed which leads me to do x thing? Even while I do I feel no joy or relief anymore, so why do I still do it
>>34356273>What do you do when you break up with someoneMI have never had a girlfriend, had sex, or even kissed anyone
>>34356342you're still wishing for heavy things, which keep you trapped at this level of behavior but you're not fully attached because it still repulsed youif the disgust ever goes away, you should be worried because it means you have sunk deeper if the desire to do it goes away, thats good, it means you're rising above
>>34356339no I have not. I don’t feel like telling anyone about this. I’ve watched a lot of videos of relationship coaches and sex therapists but to do that job, they are all whores and often say really messed up advice in their videos. So I don’t trust these type of people
>>34356273>having a home>having sexI cannae relate
>>34356346I meant see a male psychologist not a woman.
>>34356349I have not. I don’t believe it would actually help and it would be stressful to do that anyways. I’d feel more like a freak sitting there telling a man that I more or less have a broken cock.
>>34356354You're not a freak. Let go of that fear.
>>34356273F. Nothing. If I can ignore the fact I still live in the same home I was raped in, I can get over the awkwardness of being reminded of past relationships that ended amicably.
>go hiking two days ago>my hips still hurtGetting old is NOT cool.How are you all physically holding up?
>>34356286>What are your favourite porn genres?FLesbianExhibitionismGroupEbonyAnimatedBDSM>>34356301Pretty good. I'm close to 30 and aside from the faintest crows feet, I don't really look that different from my early 20's.>>34356221Even if she doesn't make F4F stuff, I love Ivy_WildeI could cum to her reading a phone book.>>34356263>who do you like more, your mom or you dad?My dad. My mom and I never got along. My dad was an abusive alcoholic, but at least he actually felt like a dad.
>>34356356Why not move?
>>34356357My pussy's sore but otherwise I'm feeling perfectly well.
>>34356357Very well, actually. The more you use it, the less you lose it. If you make hiking your new normal, it won't hurt after a while.
>>34356359Too expensive.
>>34356286MAudio roleplays.
>everyone thinks theyre aing well herethis is impossible, or were an outlier
>>34356364It's both
>>34356322I hate making phone calls. And answering them.
>>34356289>>34356291based femanons
Men, would you hook up with a woman with vagina dentata?
>>34356364I'm aging like a normal person who could do worse since I'm not an obese alcoholic but also better since I'm not a billionaire with an entourage of personal chefs and trainers and beauticians, idk what you want to hear.
>>34356364Going outside ages you. No one here does that.
>>34356368You're retarded, there's no such thing.
>>34356368Would I know this fact in advance?
WomenWhy does every woman think that they are good at sex? They all think they are amazing at it. But most are not.
>>34356228I guess that’s the cliche. Reality for some of us is people want us, we don’t want them
>>34356286Manalfemale public nudityclothed male nude femalegentle femdomrough strapon lezdom
>>34356376So you've fucked most women and then made them fill out anonymous surveys where they rated their performance and found that your subjective judgement didn't match their subjective judgement? Pretty impressive anon.
>>34356378I want to ruin your fetish by making you aware that strapons SUCK. They feel terrible, regardless of what end you're on.
>>34356344It’s not even a desire it’s just a compulsion and when I can’t control myself I hate it
>>34356379I bet that you think you’re amazing at sex
>>34356357I feel good but I’m still not gaining weight and that is concerning to me
>>34356381a compulsion is a desire to do something, you just simultaneously desire to not do it but the desire to do it is slightly stronger, so it feels good only for that short moment when you give in and then immediately switches to feeling bad about it again
>>34356361Been doing it for years.
>>34356385Horrible
>>34356382I do, yes. All the evidence speaks for that to be true. I'd start to change my mind if the evidence started to pile up to the contrary but before that I have no reason to think otherwise. I'm sure I could be even more of a mind blowing fuck if I tried but why give 120% if 70% does the job perfectly well?
>>34356387indeedyou can try to strengthen the desire to not do it and weaken the desire to do it by doing more things (even if totally unrelated) that lift you up and less things that drag you down
>>34356364>everyone thinks theyre aing well hereI don't at all lol, it's one of the reasons of many I feel like it's over>>34356366same lol, but especially when other people are aroundI'm probably just gonna end up procrastinating it to monday or not doing it at all lolthe irony of having to make phone calls for mental illness benefits lol
>>34356380This is a win for cock honestly
>>34356380JH?it's okay. i'm probably the type of person who would enjoy the idea of sex more than the act itself
>>34356357I practice with pole arm and do squats. I’m still young so hope this will benefit me later in life
>>34356376>Women>Why does every woman think that they are good at sex? They all think they are amazing at it. But most are not.Retardation, just like men.
>>34356390Just do it and get it over with. Procrastinating will just make things worse.
>>34356380This is why futa porn exists desu
>>34356388>I do. YesMy point proven
>>34356398Not really, you've never fucked me so you don't know if it's true or delusional. But since you seem to love to just make shit up in your head and then be smug about it, go ahead, indulge yourself.
>>34356286MF4M ASMR, usually where the woman is submissive and/or needy, sometimes with accents.This also extends to porn, amateur stuff etc.I really like it when a woman wears outfits, sexy makeup and is really into it. Especially paired with roleplays, like a secretary, student and other ones where a power dynamic can be at play.Sometimes a no/little makeup look and just looking utterly mentally fucked is hot too.Then I also got some specific fetishes.I am not sure if any of these fit into specific categories, but I think I am very degen and love it.
>>34356396I'm trying to make 5 bucks online though and then want to take a nap before calling my momI don't want to do it while people are home lol
>>34356182Only one way to find out
>>34356263FMy dad, but he gets off easy because he was at work while mum raised us, he might have been just as bad at it for all we'll ever know
>>34356399I didn’t make anything up. The fact that I knew you were going to say you’re good at sex just proves my point. You did this to yourself . Now you’re getting all offended because you may not actually be as good at sex as you think you are.
>>34356263>Women, who do you like more, your mom or you dad?Both. I'd give anything to go back and give them better lives
>just had my second dream this week of me being in a relationship What does this mean?
>>34356376>But most are not Wow you've personally fucked most women?
>>34356357Do they hurt, or are they sore? Soreness a few days after exercise is normal if your body's done something it hasn't done in a while
>>34356410damn so cleveryou purposefully misunderstanding his post makes a real fool out of him
>>34356357My hip hurts and all I did was sleep wrong.It's not even the one I was laying on.
>>34356391Pretty much.>>34356392Yeh. And that's fair, I guess. If it's like an aesthetics thing then I have no arguments against it.>>34356397I've still never seen good futa porn.
>>34356406Define good at sex. To me that means my partner had a great time, can't wait to fuck again and had at least one intense orgasm, feels like he can bring it up without shame if he wants to try something or isn't comfortable with something and feels like his needs and wants are taken care of. As far as I know, I check all those, so I don't see why I should feel like I'm not good enough at sex. If for some reason he hates our sex life and pretends he loves it and isn't honest with me despite knowing I care and won't judge, then thats on him and not my fault.
>>34356413>purposefully misunderstandingIn what way? It's a silly assertion to make as someone who's probably fucked like 3 people, if that.
>>34356409you is lonely af
I wish I were a Lich or a Djinn.
Masculine urge to write a song about her and then never share it with her.
>>34356402What, like online gambling?
>>34356426no lol doing surveysalmost made 12 bucks then gonna snooze
>>34356409>What does this mean?You want to be in a relationship
>>34356403How long did it take for youWhat if I never stop caring
>>34356427People pay for that?
>>34356414Fat?
>>34356376As a heterosexual woman, my standards for outstanding, mind-blowing sex are>i am not pressured into it>i am sexually aroused>i have an orgasm
>>34356420>>34356428Sounds about right. I haven't been intimate with anyone in 3 years and I was never getting a lot in the first place.
>>34356430marketing companies do, in pennies lolit's only worth doing if you're an unemployed bum like me and need some quick cash
>>34356431Other end of the spectrum. Underweight.
>>34356199>The opposite genderYou mean men asking "men" questions and getting answers by men??This thread is just an advice thread which I do appreciate, but a female cones around here once in a blue moon, and she's crazy.
>>34356376Men orgasm from heterosexual sex far more often than women do. Seems reasonable to think that men aren't very good at pleasuring women because of that.
>>34356216Never
>>34356437Maybe you have underlying issues. Have you seen a doctor? Get a new bed, buy yourself a body pillow and gel mattress topper. Is it muscles or nerves? Get a massage
>>34356436NtaWhat sites are you using?
>>34356444Woah woah calm down buddy all I did was sleep wrong. I just need to go for a walk. It hurts because it was in the same slightly awkward position for 6 hours that's all.
Women, how closely are you following the bachelorette drama?
>>34356445primarily five surveys, qmee, branded surveys (occasionally prime opinion)more passively paidviewpoint, google rewards and ylivethis shit really not worth your time though unless you're unemployed lol
>>34356450Check out Ipsos isayIt's not nearly as quick as branded but the pay/time ratio is reliable and you sometimes get the good ones where they send you shampoo or snacks, or make you write a diary about your dryer use for the week and you get more money. Only catch is I think you need $20 to cash out with PayPal and it takes a while.
>>34356449Not at all.
>>34356216I thought that this meme was about learning to pose. The concept of interacting with women as a thing doesn't even enter my brain unless very explicitly prompted.
Im drinking beef bone broth thats how far gone I am
It's interesting how everybody else but zoomer men understands that the bigger and stronger sex is also the more violent sex.
I miss high school, when I was pegged as a potential shooter and people tried to be friends with me.Now I'm just a weirdo with no social life.
I need to gain weight. This isn't funny anymore how do I gain weight without dairy or processed carbs. Potatos and nuts?
>>34356449I didn't know about it until you mentioned it yesterday so, not at all.And don't think it's a gendered thing I wouldn't be following along if it was a guy who beat his ex girlfriend either. It's the reality tv angle, like of course they're terrible people who is surprised, she's just the first one that got caught.
>>34356460I gained 1 kg a week by eating nuts back when I was 183 cm and 64 kg.
>>34356459I hated high school and thought my life would be better after itIt wasn't
>>34356463How many nuts? Any specific kind? I have trail mix every day and a few spoons of peanut butter
>>34356463NtaUh, what if the nuts just go through you what am I supposed to do. My gut sees nuts and vegetables and it's just like "nah let them through we don't want em"
and dandelion tea. Detox detoxing or something. i look so bad still
>>34356459You were pegged?
>>34356459>>34356464I regret every decision I've made post-high school and wish I could restart my life from that point. If not even earlier.
>>34356429Maybe a few months? I stopped paying attention or tracking it so I don't really know. I just looked in the mirror one day and realized it was basically gone. I remember it being a lot worse than it looks in old photos. >What if I never stop caringGiving a shit takes energy. You get too tired at some point.
>>34356460Why no dairy? That's probably the best. Or peanut butter.
>>34356466It was a 500g pack of an unsalted mix of nuts and dried fruit. ~600 kcal per 100g, so like 3000-3500 kcal. Then I also ate my meals of ~2000 kcal.I ate that every day for 5 weeks then quit.>>34356467How much are you eating?
That schizo feeling when you "coincidentally" hear a term externally that you recently thought of but before that recent point of interna; thought it was not something in your mind at all.
>>34356460>This isn't funny anymore how do I gain weight without dairy or processed carbs.High fat meats like beef and pork
>>34356446Big doubt.
>>34356458I don't get this, like violence is literally one of our primary evolutionary purposes, let's be real even with nukes women would still get defeated by bears and wolves and shit if men weren't around.>no we wouldn't!lmao you'd all agree to just let the bear in to prove some retarded point, it would eat half of you, and then when the one sane woman argues for shooting the wild animals eating everyone you'd all ostracize her and call her a pickme.
>>34356474Maybe it's going to take me years to stop caring
>>34356480Baader-Meinhof
>>34356487But I have not only recently become aware of it. I have known the term "Faustian Bargain" for a long time, but only recently thought of it and then "happened" to hear it in a completely unrelated instance to what I was thinking of it for.
>>34356477Oh wow okay my packets are only 35g. Dang it this is expensive
>>34356452thanks for the rec, think I tried to sign up to that one and just tried again but ig I don't meet the target profil (just messaged support but don't expect a response desu)but yeah I see a lot of their surveys on the other sites lol>Only catch is I think you need $20 to cash out with PayPal and it takes a whileyeah paidviewpoint a bit like that (I just use the mobile app), first cashout at $20 took a while, but then it's $5 cashout, and the surveys are less frequent but super easy, I mostly get ones on toothpaste and cleaning products lol, made over 70 bucks on there with very little effortfive surveys is still king, I've made almost £300 on there but much more hit or miss when you get stuck on like 3/4 surveys donemade almost £200 on branded but it's much slower, sometimes have to wait for the high point ones but it is reliable and the bonus points are niceI was sleeping on qmee til recently though, made like £100 on there the past couple months, you just have to be patient with screenouts lol and hit the good onesanyway thanks for the adv <3
>>34356490It's still a form of frequency illusion. Selective attention
>>34356482Does beef broth cause weight gain
>>34356476I'm avoiding it other than kefir and stuff and I do like peanut butter
>>34356491Idk what is and isn't expensive to you but those bags were about $4 a piece here back then. So it came to like $30 a week.
>>34356458Zoomers turned the human IQ trajectory upside down, it could be that they simply don't understand statistics or risk assessment.
>>34356499hm the bag of 10 35g packs is like 7 dollars
>>34356495"causing weight gain" is a matter of caloric density relative to the quantity of the food.Beef broth is generally calorie efficient which is to say no. If you want to gain weight then you want to eat more fats which have the most calories per gram (9)
Why do straight women watch lesbian porn? You're not straight if you do that
>>34356458>Surprised when a generation falls for propaganda they were raised on
>>34356507I’m sexually flexible
>>34356508I thought zoomers were raised on anti-male propaganda? Why the fuck would anti-male propaganda not just talk about how violent men can be?
>>34356507Everyone loves a "lesbian".What I don't understand is why supposedly straight women watch men buttseggs.
>>34356507Most women are some flavor of bisexual, and I will not hear dissenting opinions on this matter.
>>34356415>I've still never seen good futa porn.Do you even like hentai?
>>34356507It's distracting and a turn-off when the woman is blatantly faking like in straight porn. I'm meant to self-insert as her, it should at least look like the sex feels good.
>>34356507I love straight girls who like lesbian porn
>>34356507straight women don't, lesbians also usually don't, it's even more tuned to the male audience than normal porn is, hell lesbian porn usually doesn't even bother with the pretense of a plot it just opens with the girls making out.
>>34356512Zoomers were raised on female empowerment propaganda which said that women could do anything a man can do in equal capacity.This is clearly contradictory to the idea of sex based discrepancies in things like violence. It could also be a rejection as rebellion to the idea.>We were force fed that women are better than us in every way by overcoming society and being equal to us despite the disadvantage but now we are told that we are actually more capable in ways that are bad? No, equal rights equal fights. type of thinking
>>34356458>violentIt's just that men cause more damage but women are plenty violent
>>34356515Some. But there's often some stuff in it that I hate. Like impossibly big dicks, gallons of cum, weird anatomy, boring positions, etc.
>>34356517So self-inserting into lesbian porn is something you can do as a straight woman?
>>34356522>Zoomers were raised on female empowerment propaganda which said that women could do anything a man can do in equal capacity.See the problem is that by your logic the zoomer men claiming to reject the propaganda are just spewing more of the propaganda.>>34356523Right, men cause more damage, ergo they are more violent. I never said women are never violent. >>34356524I miss the days when futa hentai was just strap-on porn with a real dick.
>>34356528>See the problem is that by your logic the zoomer men claiming to reject the propaganda are just spewing more of the propaganda.The problem you are running into is expecting ration thought in the face of propaganda. It isn't meant to be rational thought, it is emotional response.
>>34356528Never saw futa hentai like that. Though I never really looked.
>>34356531I don't know if you took that literally, but I'm basically just talking about how futa porn from back in the day was just chicks with dicks and that was it. No insane dick sizes, no cock vore, and their vaginas would actually get some focus and attention too!
>>34356513>What I don't understand is why supposedly straight women watch men buttseggs.Indeed, why?
>>34356534Like with all porn now, it's impossible to sift through the awful shit to even see the classic stuff I used to like.
I told mommy, she shouldn't kiss uncle stilios on the lips
>>34356534
Women, is this appropriate to wear in public?
>>34356507It's more focused on the pleasure of the women involved.
>>34356513It's because the men in gay porn are being sexualized, normal straight porn doesn't do that, gay porn is made for people who think guys are hot.
>>34356546No. Doubly inappropriate if it's an old man going shirtless or shirt open
>>34356486You can let go little by little Even today
>>34356546No, also that's ai. I've seen an attention seeking whore once wear a tank top without a bra. It was on a hot day, she was probably trying to get the guys at work attention, it was a bit cringe.
>>34356545In the real world, sure. But in anime land chicks with dicks can exist.
>>34356513women who get off on lesbian porn are a hundred times more well adjusted and heterosexual than f*jos
>>34356555Neither are adjusted.
>>34356498Don't fall for the grift. The only people who tell you to avoid it are browns who can't digest it.
>>34356524yet you still love monster men and huge size differences, curious
>>34356551Tomorrow I'm not going to wear make up in front of my friends and I'm scared
>>34356477>How much are you eating?Of nuts or in general?Like 1/4 to 1/3 of a cup of either pecans, cashews, walnuts, or peanuts depending on the day. Not eating enough in general.
State genderWould you prefer to live in an orca type society or current human society? I think orcas are pretty wholesome
>>34356541The problem I have with modern porn is that because there is not nearly as good a pipeline for women to go through of creators who are actually good at making porn like there used to be, they just jump right into OF and coast on just being physically hot but the content they make is samey and totally boring.The girls from just like 10 years ago were much better 'performers' even if some of the new girls are hotter, but that's debatable, there are always hot girls. And there are still some good performers, but few and far between now.
>>34356564Like... inside of a whale? I'm not sure what you mean.
>>34356564MBro... Orcas are fucked up. They are called KILLER whales for a reason.
I got an interview for a job but I'm employed and this is a downgrade as far as I know but Im still doing it ? Why do I do this
>>34356564>State gender>Would you prefer to live in an orca type society or current human society? I think orcas are pretty wholesomeNo, i know some women are intelligent like men but they still get emotional desu. What i wish is that feminism never became a thing. Maybe women would still have some jobs but not the male type of jobs.
>>34356569cause you think your coworkers suck and maybe the new ones would suck less?
>>34356566Like a similar societal structure. It's a matrilineal society. Orcas live with their mom's family their whole life. Males go to other clans to reproduce but don't take care of the offsprings. They protect their siblings, cousins, etc instead.
>>34356564>>34356573ntaThis is some impressive bait anon, I'm not gonna lie.
>>34356564I wish women were stronger and more rational.
>>34356572No I guess Im doing it for practice I like my coworkers
Am I making tea wrong? I pour boiling hot water on my loose leaf tea but maybe I'm burning it and making it less effective?
>>34356357I can repeatedly crack my hipflexors and traps at my spine.
>>34356568>don't kill humans in the wild>don't commit incest>no family in fighting>develop their own culture>boys get depressed when their moms die>females share their food with their adult son
>>34356584Isn't that bad because of your weight? Just take ozempic, fast and lift weights.
>>34356574Orcas are apex predators, not bait
>>34356562>I'm scaredThat's ok have they seen you without it before
My mom also shares food with her adult son what's the big deal
>>34356589Nope. I think I'm just aquiring EDH and am hypermobile. Which all of that would not help if it is.
>>34356564The last time I watched a documentary about orcas, a couple of them spent hours flinging a baby seal to each other with their tails until it died
>>34356564Its not too different from our current society, except matrilineal instead of patriarchal.
>>34356580what about the result makes you think you're doing it wrong?
Bluevalkyrie general.
>>34356376>Why does every woman think that they are good at sex?Because men are too nice and their standards are too low. Most men won't complain when they have a hole to put it in. Me personally, I strive to be good enough to where a man lives only a half-life after sleeping with me because he will never attain that level of bliss again.>>34356460Fried foods and other highly palatable, high fat foods. Peanut butter and cheeseburgers were my saving grace when bulking.>>34356507>Why do straight women watch lesbian porn?They have good taste>>34356546Sure, but I don't know why you would. There's plenty of ways to look like a whore and practical at the same time.>>34356524>impossibly big dicks, gallons of cum, weird anatomy, boring positions, etc.Umm, best part. If you want realistic, why even watch animated porn.>>34356553This. Futas are just women with dicks (and balls sometimes). For all intents and purposes, they're women. Trannies are mentally ill men with gross body mods and all of thr physical and mental features of men, no matter how many hormones they inject or surgeries they get.
>>34356606
>>34356597You're making excuses
>>34356580>Am I making tea wrong?
>>34356593Yea but before my skin got like this so no
If you want to understand this world and it's systems better, follow matrilineal ancestry. There's a reason they want you to only look at patrilineal blood lines. Man, they are clever as fuck.
Moids, how would you react if during a fight a guy said "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"?
>>34356216Women either do two things to the spaces that I involve myselfEither they shit on it or they try to join and demand that everything be catered to themSo I just avoid women altogether 2bh
>>34356619Kiss him
WHY WONT THESE NAILS COME OFF
>>34356619Why would I be in a fight? If my life was in danger I'd pull out my 9 mm and end things
>>34356580The way I like to do it is boil the water and then wait a few seconds for it to stop boiling before pouring.
>>34356619Not a moid, say, why are you gay in that black guys accent with a serious face.
>>34356619I'd probably laugh, was that supposed to intimidate me?
>>34356608Please I'm begging you let me filter you
>>34356629I don't know, it's just a thing that's said in Road House and it lives rent free in my head.
>>34356618On one hand you sound silly.On the other hand I am the striking image of my grandfather on my mothers side.
>>343562164-7 days a week but I could say about the same for men too.I don't have a gf but I have a girl I cuddle and watch tv with, probably not something I should continue doing...
>>34356620What an edgy little slut you are for entering atoga and saying that
>>34356620>what do you have in common with someone born in 2007?The love of the game
>>34356632Look up the matrilineal ancestry of all us presidents. They are all related except martin van buren. I mean, it's bot surprising that they are since the 1% are a rather exclusive club and have been for a long while but it's still interesting.
>>34356635Just make her your gf. Who cares.
>>34354207I just got rejected from it anyways lolThat's an hour of my life I'll never get backGonna go back to sleep...
>>34356552It's not aihttps://www.instagram.com/bruluccas/
>>34356638isn't this related to the fact that we all have more female ancestors than male ones?
>>34356643Very possible.
Why everything so bad
>>34356642Wtf. she's an influencer and because she believes if anyone tried to attack other guys would defend her. She's a real life attention whore.
>>34356646Because of Jack Welch and General Electric.
>>34356646We live in a societyIktf everything sucksLet's take a nap
>>34356642Wow... she looks like shit.
>>34356646Because human subconscious gives greater priority to negative thoughts as a survival mechanism. Tech companies make money by holding your attention, so they are going to push negative things because they know that it will hold people's attention longer.The solution is curating your feeds and not doomscrolling.
>>34356639she's extremely selfish, most certainly an alcoholic, and won't go to church with meAlso shes leaving for her home country in 1.5 months
>>34356569It's good to know you have other options even if your current gig is pretty cushyBut yeah that kinda dumbMeanwhile I can't get any job atm lol
>>34356646Somethings good
Women, why do I get women excited to be talking to me, only to have their excitement deplete after a short period of time?Sometimes it's clearly noticible even from one convo to another. Mostly they will try to explain it with>oh I'm busy tee hee heebut I smell BS, especially when they could text back even when they were busy previously.
Idk if I should try and move back in with mom desu. I was really miserable living there, but I'm even more miserable here.
If a girl I sit beside who is not into anime is asking me about my favorites and general questions about it (a topic she has 0 interest in otherwise), is that a sign that she is into me?
Chuck Noris died.
>>34356658Depends on what the issues you're having are.If the issues are personal issues, then you need to keep moving forward, you don't want to regress in that respect.If the issues are systemic, like the economy, or whatever, then it might make sense to.
Women Would you date a guy who looks like a Cobson?
>>34356646Human negativity bias.>>34356652Explained in detail by this anon here.>>34356659Possibly. It could just be she wants to learn more about it though.>>34356660I remember all those Chuck Norris memes back on the early internet, good times.
>>34356660Death must have came for him in his sleep, because he would have put up a fight if he were awake.
A raging storm inside my BrainThe Orchestra of Madness plays their tuneThe never ending crescendoThe dancers will forever swirl
>>34356660Don't worry, we knew this would happen.As foretold in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Lemondemon 2:7), Chuck Norris will descent from heaven during the end times.We're getting closer, boys...
>>34356660Chuck Norris didn't die, everyone else did.
>>34356247my mom has no access to my stuff.besides, i've got my favs all saved anyway.>implying anything can stop a coomette
>>34356666checked bringer of trvth
WomenWhat you would do if your ex drunk texts you saying he misses you? You've been no contact for 3 months. He also has a new girlfriend, who is hotter than you. Pretend you are single for the purposes of this question, and it wasn't a bad breakup. What would you say or be thinking?
>>34356676block his sorry ass
>>34356676I dab on him then do a salto and block him
>>34356676I'd ask him if he wanted to come to my place and then screenshot the convo for his gf
>>34356678>>34356679Why do you hate him? >>34356680What if he says he can't but he still misses you and doesn't know why?
Its a good thing Im ugly because if it was possible for me I would cheat in a heartbeatbut so far ive been extremely loyal to all my exes, not by choice, i simply had no other options
>>34356683>hate himnah, I'm disgusted by himI don't want anything to do with cheating whores and with people that pull innocent bystanders into being a rebound I'd feel validated that breaking up with this faggot was an excellent choice
Man :( Wtf
alright atoga, i did it, i'm a wizardwhat do i do now :\
>>34356669Are you cooming alone or with others?
>>34356688Try casting a spell
>>34356688happy birthday anonidk, do a magic trick
>>34356676>Women>What you would do if your ex drunk texts you saying he misses you? You've been no contact for 3 months.>He also has a new girlfriend, who is hotter than you.>Pretend you are single for the purposes of this question, and it wasn't a bad breakup.>What would you say or be thinking?Ask him what really wants, He's probably afraid of what he really wants.
Time doesn't stop for anyone. You will die one day and the world entire Universe will go on.
>>34356688Happy birthday
>>34356693ok, am I supposed to feel bad about that?
>>34356690>>34356691why isn't it working, it isn't growing larger>>34356694thanks, it is shaping up to be a neutral birthday
Oh my god oh shit its been a year
>>34356693The universe exists completely in my mind, so I don't know about that one, pal.
>>34356696>first wish is bigger dick no wonder you became a wizard...
Hey, for all girls and guys over here. Especially girls. Pls don't ghost anybody. At least give him/her some final words as a farewell even If they won't like it. It's better than being ignored and keep rotting in your thoughts.Please be nice.
>>34356683Why are you considering acting on feelings you can't even define?How would you feel about your new hot gf crying in Chad's DMs, "wish we were together, don't know why tho :'( <3">>34356684I dated a retarded fatso almost solely because I thought there would be no competition, but the practice gf boost had him develop a personality and confidence and cheat anyway
The size of your dick is determined by how much aura your mom had when she was pregnant with you.
>>34356657Bumping my question
>>34356699ahem, first wish on atoga. my first wish this morning was to piss, that worked just fine
>>34356701nah, passif you made me feel like ghosting you, you 100% deserve to rot in your thoughts
>>34356701Almost every time I'm nice in this way the guy apes out and starts hurling insults and threats
>>34356704basically you seem ok at first glance but that first impression gets corrected fast
>>34356657Maybe they have trouble with being able to continue the conversation with you
>>34356703Nah, dick length and girth directly correlate with hair length and thickness
>>34356705thats an even weirder wish, is everything about your genitals problematic in some way or another?
>>34356710Yeah, your hair genetics are also determined by your moms aura during pregnancy. Ofc they correlate.
>>34356711is needing to piss when you wake up a problem? :P
man Oh man Oh man please god make the disgustingness and toxins leave my body
>>34356712if I was a bitch to someone, they deserved it
>>34356706>if you made me feel like ghosting youWhat would make you feel that?>>34356707>insults and threats that's another thing, but what If someone ghost a guy who never did something bad to her?I'm tired that's why I'm coping here. I will probably know what I do wrong.
>>34356715casting a spell right now. do you feel it? the toxins leaving your body?
>>34356661I would say it was more personal issues at home, and more systemic issues here, though desu partly just my own laziness and other issues
>>34356717>I will probably know what I do wrongnever know*
>>34356708Okay, but it's impossible to know what's not so appealing in me, because I never get feedback. It's always "oh no, it's all good tee hee", which it clearly isn't.
>>34356714no, having to wish you can is
>>34356601It probably wasn't a baby, but it wouldn't take hours to kill it
>>34356720nta, what was your life like with your mom vs. how your life is now?
>>34356661Anyway speak of the devil I gotta call my mom now anyways lol (but later should apply more jobs and do surveys... or at least on the weekend... or next week...)
>>34356718No can you make sure they come out a different way also other than through my skin please
Men are you ok? How is it even remotely possible that you not have time to date? How do you expect to ever be in a relationship or settle down and start a family if you can't even make time to date? Are we just that much better at time management than men are?
>>34356643If there's more female than male, wouldn't it make more sense for there to be a patriarchal link since there are fewer?
>>34356716Doubt it.
>34356728>the incel spammer found another xitter video to repostGreat.I don't understand why some people hate atoga so much they want to kill it.
>>34356688Happy birthday. Now you live the rest of your life free.
>>34356619I would imply he was the bottom
>>34356723i wish you'd stop hassling me and my pissing wishes -_- let a nigga urinate in peace>>34356727request granted, instead of acne you will now have persistent and violent diarrhea. enjoy! and remember, no refunds>>34356728nah, having a family has been ruled out for me, largely because every woman save for a handful aint shit
>>34356619point out that he certainly sounds like he services other men
>>34356614Nah, I'm still going out. Maybe I need coffee.
>>34356722probably because it's something glaringly obvious for anyone with a shred of common sense just go over who you are and compare it to the ideal and you should figure out what the issue is pretty quickly
to the ladies,why do girls with implants ALWAYS go bigger?many girls i fuck have large implants (C, D, DD) and always talk about getting them redone but only bigger?
Girlies!Beach day?
>>34356746Who?
>>34356746I mean...the whole point of implants is to get bigger tits.>>34356748I live in New England. It's too cold for that shit.
>>34356746once a bimbo, always a bimbo they have to keep chasing that optimization high
>>34356739>you will now have persistent and violent diarrheaId literally prefer that to acne
>>34356748No.
>>34356746What are they meant to do, have them molded into torpedos?
>>34356686Okay so what if he texted you that he had a friend with benefits or was single?The idea is basically he has other options but he still misses you, it's not just like a desperate booty call. Or he dated a few other women but didn't want to keep seeing them because they weren't you?>>34356692What if he wants to just spend one night with you, no expectations?
How do we get more men and women to marry and have babies?
>>34356580If you don't like a lot of tannins, you shouldn't steep as long. But usually people that like tea enjoy them more.
>>34356759no sorry I don't date or associate with weird people like that
>>34356761I wouldn't read too much into that statistic. an 8% increase in marriages in south korea is on the order of like 3 extra marriages that year.
>>34356761kill everyone and start from scratch with a small tribe, each in their respective territory where they belong and have a strict execution law for anyone trying to start shit in any way or form straight to the guillotine
>>34356761Maternity leave
>>34356771Haven't you had like half a dozen children, and you don't have maternity leave. How'd that work?
>>34356761>How do we get more men and women to marry and have babies?Why the fuck would we want that?
>>34356755oh miseryposter, what are we going to do with you?>>34356761i'd rather humans stop reproducing and robots replace us
>>34356761If we're talking East Asia, make the work culture less brutal and make it easier to raise a family. Pretty much all East Asian countries besides China are struggling with their birth rates because of this. And even then, China has a massive gender gap issue thanks to mass abortion/infanticide of baby girls.
>>34356772Don't need maternity leave if your kids are in foster care.
>>34356765What's weird about it?
>>34356772South korea has maternity leave. Look it up.
>>34356777huh? chinese birthrate is like 1.2 lmao
>>34356779stop acting dumb, go post your shitbait somewhere else
hug
>>34356784*hug*
>>34356775Why wouldn't we?Stop being a doomer
>>34356781So I looked it up, and yeah China's birthrates are also shit these days. Which just makes my "the work culture in East Asia is brutal and not good for raising families" point more true.
>>34356746There is a limit to how much bigger breasts can go the first time you have implants. When the body has adjusted to them a bit, and the skin has stretched, etc., it then becomes possible to have a larger set. So, most likely they always wanted the larger size right from the start, but were told they couldn't have it first time.
>>34356776nothing same as always
>>34356788>these daysLmao
>>34356701>Pls don't ghost anybody.Women will stop ghosting men when men stop turning abusive the second a woman says goodbye. It's pure self-preservation.
>>34356794I don't know what I said that was mockable?
>>34356688>what do i do now :\Hookers.
>>34356797https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy
>>34356676>What would you say or be thinking?You mean, before or after I forward the text to his girlfriend?
>>34356795But what If the guy never did anything like that?
I eat salmon everyday am I gping to die
>>34356657>why do I get women excited to be talking to me, only to have their excitement deplete after a short period of time?Because you're boring.
>>34356800Yes I'm aware of that, and that policy did have a disastrous effect on the Chinese population. It was also a pretty useless policy because plenty of families were having more than one kid and getting away with it despite the law.
>>34356761Start listening to chuds
>>34356803No anon, eating food isn't going to kill you
>>34356688Happy birthday bro. I dunno just do whatever you want. The true wizard power is the power to stop giving a shit about what people think about you.
>>34356791casting a "be happy, nigga" spell on you>>34356798whats the point when i could stay in my house and warm an onahole for free?
>>34356805It has been below 2 for over 30 years
Do you think things will improve before you die?When times eventually get better, do you think they will get better for YOU, or only newer generations?
>>34356811Alright, perhaps I read a bad source from somewhere else, and I may have fallen for some propaganda. Again, it just reinforces my point on how people in East Asia are struggling to have kids. I just fucked up by mentioning China. Do you think you're owning me or something?
>>34356813not me
>>34356813>Do you think things will improve before you die?Yeah. I think they'll be better for future generations than they will be for me.I see a lot of positive change coming to the world after the massive wealth transfer following the death of the boomers is complete.
Women, when you reject a man but tell him to keep in touch and stay friends, how likely are you to complain about him to your friends when he stops texting you entirely and only responds minimally when you reach out in the future?
>>34356717>>34356802>just lend your phone to a stranger, what if it's someone who would never steal it?Sometimes being nice is not worth the risk.Why are men so sensitive to conversations dying? When someone stops talking to me I think "ok, we weren't going to get along" and move on. I think it'd be unnecessary and quite embarrassing to come at me with "hello! I will no longer be talking to you because of your political affiliations and because you have a big forehead :)"
>>34356820>I see a lot of positive change coming to the world after the massive wealth transfer following the death of the boomers is complete.W-who's gonna tell him?
>>34356813there haven't been "good times" for all of humanity for about 12,000 years now. there is only nostalgia for the past as the future (and humanity with it) further decays
>>34356813I think humanity goes through a cycle and makes the same mistakes over and over again but with new technology. So probably not, and I'm hanging onto the hope that the afterlife is real.
>>34356824Plenty of people already have, but I see good things coming in the 2040s regardless.
>>34356828Maybe.But I assure you that boomer wealth isn't going to trickle down.
>>34356813MNo, things will only get worse, I feel very bad for anyone born nowadays
>>34356830I have faith in gen x to do the right things with the scraps their parents are leaving behind for them.
Ladies, who’s hotte, Link or Captain Falcon?
>>34356839Link is more my type physically, so I'll go with Link.
>>34356839Link
>>34356840>>34356841>femboys who take it up the ass win againFUUUUUCK
>>34356844i know bro, i know. women have shit taste in men
Men, who's hotter, Samus or Princess Peach?
>>34356853Samus
>>34356853NAG but Samus, that's just obvious. Peach is more "cute" than "hot".
>>34356608>If you want realistic, why even watch animated pornI can want less realistic porn without wanting guys with arm-long cocks shooting gallons of Elmer's glue. Suck my ass.
>women like feminine men>men like masculine womenwhat in tarnation
>>34356860everyone in /atoga/ is gay
>>34356199WomenHow would you react if your husband revealed himself to be a cuck and wanted to pimp you out to random menJust confirming a suspicion I have (that cuckoldry is a malebrain fetish)
>>34356815China and Japan's TFR are similar to European socialist countries with less stressful work expectationsIt's not that
>>34356860>Samus (zero suit)>Masculine What?
Girls Would you like a coconut?
>>34356862My first instinct was "stab him", but frankly I'd just divorce him and never talk to a man again.>>34356822Not at all, I don't mean that when I say it.
>>34356868Coconuts fall and kill people every year. They frighten me.
>>34356823Like I said, at least I prefer a bittersweet farewell than nothing at all.
>>34356866Link isn't feminine either, porn addicts are just hyperfixated on that crossdressing section of BOTW. But Link's definitely not as hypermasculine as Captain Falcon, and Samus definitely isn't as hyperfeminine as Peach. Pretty sure anon was just observing that the men responding didn't like girly girls and the women responding didn't like macho men.
foids could you ever love a melancholy moid that cries sometimes (only by himself though)
>>34356874It depends.But no.
>>34356810>casting a "be happy, nigga" spell on youthanlks
>>34356877understanble. have a good day.:'(
>>34356862I do not want to fuck random men. The most I would allow is him jerking off to cuck hentai and maybe some roleplay. But if he actually wants to sit in the cuck chair for real while I get plowed by other guys, fuck that.>>34356865>China and Japan's TFR are similar to European socialist countries with less stressful work expectations>China and Japan>less stressful work expectationsYou don't know shit.
>>34356886Are you trying to tell me Europe has a similar work culture ro Asia? Lmao
>>34356862>wanted to pimp you out to random menNo woman would be okay with that. A minority might be okay with it if they had complete freedom to choose who they go with. But what you're suggesting is essentially sex trafficking.
>>34356888Are you trying to tell me that Asia with it's Japanese salarymen who work from 7 in the morning until 10 PM at night is the same as Europe?
>>34356286Mimpregnationgrape
>gf of 1 year leaves her boyfriend on Valentines to bang Clavicular once (1)Why are women like this?
Oh boy I love eceleb cancer spam!
Men I need help please. How can I politely break up a budding relationship without hurting this guy?I’ve never been in a relationship before and started talking to a guy online after making a post about maybe wanting to try. I don’t have any friends and thought I preferred being alone but didn’t want to not try dating. He’s really nice but I feel no spark and furthermore, it’s just reinforced that as much as I like him I am not suited for social interaction because talking is a chore for me, I get nothing out of it. But he really really likes me, is talking about how much I make him happy and how excited he is to talk to me each day. I know I will break his heart but I don’t know how to break it up because I don’t want to do this much longer.If you were the man in this situation what way to break up would you feel the least hurt by? We aren’t even officially dating yet so not really a break up but I just want to be alone again.
>>34356898>Shallow bimbo wants to fuck a shallow drug addict himboI see nothing odd about this.
>>34356301MI always looked very old even when was young, probably because I never had opportunity for time to put effort into my appearance whatsoever I was just busy trying to survive + stress
>>34356802>But what If the guy never did anything like that?The problem is not that he *did* something like that, the problem is the possibility that he *will* do something like that after he is dumped. Women ghost men because multiple other men have turned abusive after being dumped in the past, and they don't want to risk it happening again. It doesn't take very many death- or rape-threats before women say "You know what? Next time I'll just ghost him."
>>34356891Did you fucking read what I said? >China and Japan's TFR are similar to European socialist countries with less stressful work expectationsLess stressful work expectations applies to the European countries
>>34356898Have you guys seen the video of clavicular giving advice to his biggest donator on stream?
>>34356902Every girl ITT would ruin their relationship and risk their reputation to carry Claviculars kids. Even most hardcore nonnas admit it
Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of "best friends"We're the kids who feel like dead endsAnd I want to be known for my hits, not just my missesI took a shot and didn't even come closeAt trust and love and hopeAnd the poets are just kids who didn't make itAnd never had it at allAnd the record won't stop skippingAnd the lies just won't stop slippingAnd besides my reputation's on the lineWe can fake it for the airwavesForce our smiles, baby, half deadFrom comparing myself to everyone else around me
>>34356901For me, being strung along (intentionally or unintentionally) hurts a lot more than getting a clear "no." If you're not interested, do him a favor and let him look for someone else by telling him it's not going to work out. It might be hard for you to tell him, too, but if you're not clear about it, there's a good chance he's going to keep trying until you eventually tell him "no" anyway.
>>34356911XO is my favorite off that album
>>34356619I dunno probably punch him in the face or laughWhat kind of guy talks when he is in a fight Might be intimated if they were significantly bigger than me
>>34356853Peach has my heart
>>34356915Peach has my heart, but Samus has my dick
>>34356901>How can I politely break up a budding relationship without hurting this guy?You can't, and if you try to avoid hurting him you'll make it worse. You need to make a sharp, clean, complete break. Dragging it out for longer will make it worse. Telling him what's wrong will make him think that maybe you can stay together if only he fixes things. Saying you want to try being friends will make him hope that you can get back together. You need to accept that he will be horribly hurt no matter what you do, then bite the bullet and do it. One question, though: what do you imagine a "spark" would feel like, and if you've never felt it, how will you recognise it when you do?
>>34356908No, I only know he exists because of this thread. What did he have to say to his most loyal paypig?
>>34356908>Have you guys seen the video of clavicularWhy in God's name would anyone have chosen to watch that?
>>34356874Yes. I love sad boys.>>34356898who the fuck are these people again? Why do we care?
>>34356725as much as I love my mom I would say that living with her was just a lot more stressful (and her partner didn't help at all...). during that time I was pretty much always in school or had a cushy job with money saved etc. so that wasn't an issue, but I'd dread going homenow I kind of dread being at the house in a different way but more just cause I feel like an outsider with my roommates. overall they're pretty chill and don't really care what I do but I still feel like I'm walking on eggshells a lot of the time when they do kick off, or I just simply don't want to hang out with them desu (which is more of a me problem than them problem I 100% acknowledge)also in terms of work I've really struggled to find and hold down any kind of job with decent hours here, granted I could've done more and tried harder etc. but it feels like there's a lot less opportunities around here vs. back at home (especially as someone who doesn't drive, and don't have a bike nor can afford one right now...) bc I spent a lot of time unemployed or with low hours I burned through my savings and being broke sucks lolanyway thanks for listening to me ramblegonna hang out with my roommates a bit now but have an early night desu, having a cold (from them...) doesn't help lol
>>34356898This is definitely real and totally not scripted
>>34356885NAG but don't feel bad about crying bro, we all gotta do it sometimesI'd be crying rn if I was home alone
>>34356901Just copy paste what you wrote and send it to him, it will hurt but not as much as bring strung along or ghosted. If you consider this person your friend, at least give them the dignity of a response or conclusion.
>>34356912>>34356919Thank you. >One question, though: what do you imagine a "spark" would feel like, and if you've never felt it, how will you recognise it when you do?I don’t think I’ll ever know. I have very numb emotional reactions and rarely feel much. Probably a combination of autism, depression and growing up isolated. Not trying to be edgy, but it’s just the person I am. I don’t think a relationship is for me.
If you still want mePlease forgive meBecause the sparkIs not within meYou've gotta be the oneYou've gotta be the wayYour name is the only word that I can say
>>34356928Yes
my face hurts :(
>>34356913>>34356912Im gonna be honest with you and say that in hopes of actually working out whatever may be going on in someones life vs dropping that for someone else you have as a friend who you want to be more with- is a huge gamble. Maybe just having that friendship means more than risking getting involved intimately. I would love to meet a handsome and caring guy, talk about common inteterests, hit it off and be best friends and lovers forever. But I am also timid when meeting new people, sometimes. But I am holding onto a relationship that is already dead.. he literally doesn't speak to me and he has nothing at my house. No wonder I am lonely.it is what it is, but the false sense of hope hurts alot more.
>>34356935Why?
>>34356909No I fucking wouldn't don't you dare speak for me like that you filthy scrote.
>>34356939lesions
>>34356941Uhhuh, you'll say that now but when you're ovulating and clav hits on you you'll crumble
>>34356942microderm abraision? do you have like orange peel textured skin? or a bad reaction to products?
>>34356946she just picked her skin
>>34356803Is it frozen? Might get gout.
>>34356839Link. Ain't no woman likes falco pawnch.
>>34356839Which one has the nicer dick?
>>34356947i didnt pick it just aches
>>34356909>Even most hardcore nonnas admit itCitation needed.
>>34356901You can't break up with someone who likes you without hurting them. It's just not how things work.But you have to do what you have to do. I was in your position once. I asked her to go for a walk with me and I told here that I realised I don't have romantic feelings for her and we wouldn't work out. I'm sure it hurt her even though she took it well, and I felt like shit, but at that point it had to be done.
You call them nonna and girly, they call you “who? Yuck”
>>34356959
>>34356945I would never willingly allow a drug addict loser like Clavicular even three feet near me let alone fuck me. Disgusting.
>>34356963Ok
>>34356963They don't want you to know that all women look like this.
>>34356963Yucky hands.
Women how do you even respond to this without sounding mad?
>>34356974I look like this and I say this
>>34356977>without sounding madgo away retarded pol spammer
>>34356697Since what
:( im scared to go out in public lke this
>>34356460NO MATTER HOW MUCH PROTEIN YOU EAT YOU WILL BE A FERRET FOREVER.
>>34356963I like that they still gave her butt cheeks
>>34356507I like my porn the same way i like my pizza: with no sausage.
I hate myself but I hate you more
>>34356989I don't hate you, and you shouldn't hate yourself either.
Will you be my valentine if I'm a world away?
>>34356982Like what?
>>34356956Lolcow lusts after him harder than Luigi
>>34356746"A man's penis size is his autobiography. A woman's fake tits is her work of fiction." -Oscar Wilde
>>34356977Any disagreement with virginity fetishists will be seen as sounding mad to them, so that's literally impossible.
>>34356909I don't even know who that is.
>>34356999He's a retarded looksmaxxer drug addict. That's all you need to know. The fact that he has anything resembling a fanbase speaks very negatively on zoomers.
>>34356994ugly
FRANKLY MR SHANKLY THIS POSITION IVE HELD
>>34356901Just tell him that you lost your virginity with a dog. You will give to him the ick and he will block you.
>>34357005based smithsposter
>>34356963Did she skipped leg day?
>watching my esports>playing some online poker>belly super ultra turbo full from dinnerNeat.
Do you guys remember sex?
>>34357011What was for dinner?
>>34357012Yeah it was terrible
>>34357012Barely. my virginity is almost fully grown back
Idk whats wrong I didn't care for a week about my face but now I feel so self conscious about it
>>34357015Same. I’m going to feel clueless for a few minutes the next time I get a woman in bed
I want a girl to call darling
>>34357019Watch urusei yatsura. Lum says that word like 15 times each episode.
>>34357013Udderly MASSIVE amounts of spaghet with a creamy sauce I made. Spinach and broggoli too.
you think eating pussy with a fungal infection makes you high like magic mushrooms?
>>34357023
>>34357018>the next time I get a woman in bedlol
>>34357023Not the same thing
I HATE SHAVING!!women could you shave my face please? just don't cut my throat by accident please
>>34356999So you don't know but you still would... Brutal
>>34357030Weird I love shaving
>>34357037I don't, it's really tedious
>>34357026Wtf sauce?>>34357028Waste 1/3 of your paycheck on a prostitute then
>>34356909Hell no.
>>34357040>Wtf sauce?AD Police files
Um so I got back from a date and he never texted me after
I'm gonna watch some Takeshi's Castle while on the toilet.
>>34357045How long has it been?
>>34357012Yeah, on the job application form when they asked for my sexI mean who has sex at birth??>>34357023>daaaliiing achaI need to finish watching all the eps, so comfy>>34357045Maybe he's driving home or smthLame though desu, I always texted after a date
>>34357011Based, sounds comfy Meanwhile I'm going to bed hungry at 8pm because I don't have the energy to make anything
>>34357051Don't reply to me, creep shit.
>>34357012I've only had sex in my dreams
>>34357051>I'm going to bed hungry at 8pm because I don't have the energy to make anythingI just have a slice of ham when I feel like that
Why are most white people on this site mediocre as fuck even though they claim to be “le superior race”?
>>34357030YES. I love shaving my husband's beard. I do it pretty often.It's the only time he lets me give him skincare.
>>34357052Lulz>>34357055I wanted to have some slices of ham but my roommate was like "we're having a picnic tomorrow so please don't have *basically the entire fridge of stuff I bought*" so I just cbaMeanwhile I have to help my other roommate's mom move furniture tomorrow but at least she gives me tea and chocolates
>>34357058sounds like a lucky guy!
>>34357057Because mediocre people need a cope to make them feel better about themselves. So for mediocre white people on 4chan, it's being white. You can see the reverse of this in woke black people trying to claim that Cleopatra was black and other such nonsense.
>>34357059your roommates sound mean
>>34357057Why are you asking that in this thread specifically?
>>34356977It's a stupid argument and I try to not respond to stupid people.
>>34357062He is the source of all issues
>>34357062They're not and other anon is rightI do feel like cinderella sometimes though, I just did all the dishes after them lolAlso I'm not invited to the picnic but I didn't want to go anyway...
>>34357030I could
My fiancee gained weight and I’m losing attraction for her. Should I tell her bluntly or be diplomatic?
>>34357072Blunt compassion.
>>34357072Do you want to break up?
>>34357077Not if she’s willing to make a change
>>34357072Like other anon said try to find a balance, but desu if you are actually losing interest you should be honest so you don't waste her time any further
>>34357003No one cares if you're ugly, I see ugly people all the time.
>>34357068I would adore a picnic and would probably be smitten at even the idea, the perfect first date.. even if I might have said the wrong things or not spoken up enough. Maybe we could have more dates to enjoy and get to know each other more.
>>34357057I blame the coloreds for holding me back
>>34357071you know what you're doing right?
>>34357081i dont want to be ugly
>>34357012No, I never had any.
>>34357085Tough luck. Some people are just ugly.
>>34357087Surely not you of course
>>34357085I want to be pretty, it's why I starve myself
>>34357088Yeah I'm ugly, but I'm a guy so that's expected.
>>34357082What would you eat on the picnic
>>34357090Im skinny and ugly im trying to gain weight
>>34357066What do you recommend I do then kek>>34357057I feel inferior to everyone lol
>>34357045How many times has this happened?
>34357095Stop posting here, I don't care about your real life.
how many foids could fit in your room?
>>34357098Twice lmfao
>>34357099Should I tell you about my fake one then
>>34357102Third time's a charm>>34357101This is horrifying Your mom can't fit through the door though jk
>>34357102Remember what I said about respect and compromise?
>>34357107Two different guys! :)
>>34357045Clingy much?
Oh yes another episode of entitlement wahhh I get all these dates why don’t they fall in love with me
>>34357084Yep.
>>34357101Oh no, the femanon dam broke.
>>34357111Stop using that word wrong.
>>34357109Still. Don't forget.
Femanons, how was lunch with Chad/Brad, today?
>>34357117I had lunch with my dad. Was pretty nice, he got me pokemon cards after lol
>>34357118did you get any cool cards
>>34357119I'll open them on Tuesday! I buy cards to open with one of my patients at work because he's really into pokemon and it's the only thing he'll talk to me about. If we open cards we have a thing to talk about.Also because it's really fun to open pokemon cards.
>>34357118>T. 12
>>34357121You sound hella cute and I don't even care about the pokemans.
Nobody ever asks about my Yugioh cards...
>>34357121Booo on Pokemenz.But may you get a rare card(s)!> Also, worst captcha system EVER.
>>34357126It's really funny how waifu-centric that game's card art has gotten over the years.
Which way does your dick go in your pants
>>34357101ZDAMN!It's like an all-you-can-eat, white girl buffet.
>>34357130Whichever way it wants
>>34357130Left
>>34357130My right, your left.
>>34357130Left.
>>34357130My left
>>34357131Duke would not be fooled by this alien masquerading as a bunch of babes. Get real
>>34357030>just don't cut my throat by accident pleaseI promise I won't cut it *by accident*.
>>34357130Balls first
>>34357012>Do you guys remember sex?Yeah, I had some this morning.
>>34357126yeah nobody cares about what I have to say and why would they?
It's Friday btw
>>34357115Still weird. I wonder what they didn't like about me
>>34357142almost saturday here...gonna go to bed soon though. every day is the same shit
>>34357117Dreamy, my food went cold because we got so busy so fast. I'm sure he'll remember me in the next PUG even though I didn't say anything
>>34357129Agreed, the older monster designs were way more creative. The game in general is unrecognizable if you only played it back in the day. I quit from 2013 until a few years ago, played Master Duel for a bit, then dropped the modern game when I found out there was a game shop playing retro formats near me. I get the appeal of the ultra combo heavy modern game, but it's not for me.
>>34356725desu I doubt my mom would take me back anywayjust need to get a job soon else I might unironically end up homeless again
>>34357146>the next PUGThe what
>>34356761The number of orthodox christians has doubled in the USA in the past few years, but this doubling is from 0.5% of the population to 1%. Yes, it's a significant change, but 100% of 0.5% is still not much. 8% increase in marriages in a place no one is getting married is marginal>How do we get more men and women to marry and have babies?1. It's the economy, stupid2. Expose more young adults to babies to give them baby fever, use propaganda to show young couples starting families early3. It's the economy, stupid
>>34357121that's really cute, and I hope your patient gets better
>>34357147Very nice. I'm probably gonna give Edison a try once I move somewhere that actually has game stores.I played the game when I was real little in the early 2000s and didn't get back into it until I tried Master Duel a couple of years ago. Playing the modern game at an actual table seems like it would be a humongous pain in the ass lol.
Ok, so how do we fix the economy
I wish I had friendly people in my life who did nice stuff like getting me Pokémon cards. How wonderful it must feel to be cared for
>>34357143Can't please everyone. You had a bf at some point right, not inconceivable someone could like you again.
>>34357154Maybe you could be a friendly person to someone else.
>>34357157I’m tired of doing that. I want to be cared for but no one wants to take care of a fully grown, 6’5’’ man because I should have everything “figured out”
>>34357154The problem is that no one truly cares about you, they care about their perception of you, so just lie. Women have it easier on this because of the societal perception of them
>>34357159>should have everything “figured out”Who the fuck says that?
>>34357159Just go to SEA and be a passport bro, problem solved.
>>34357153>Ok, so how do we fix the economyThe answer to that depends rather strongly on what country you live in.
>>34357122I wish. My dad's retired and I have a grown up job.I just love my dad, and silly things.>>34357123Thanks, that's sweet of you! You should not care about pokemons, it's a money sink.>>34357127I really want to find the Kanto starters as I'm middle aged. They look really cute. Do you have a favorite or are you just a hater?>>34357151I hope so too. We're trying to get a really silly project approved for him at this time. In the meantime, I appreciate getting to play video games in the ball pit for cLiNiCaL pUrPoSeS.
>>34357153Print more money!
>Honeydicking>A term for a male honeypotting another man. Honeydicking is when the CIA uses an attractive man to get unwitting people to do things they normally wouldn't do.Huh...>>34357165>You should not care about pokemons, it's a money sink.Well there's also the video games, but I never played any of them either. lol
>>34357152Edison's a blast, and I'm biased but the people who play it are a lot cooler than the people playing the modern game. Also the decks are way cheaper to build. Definitely play paper if you can, Dueling Book sucks and Konami's obviously never going to add retro formats to Master Duel as a full time thing because it wouldn't make them any money.
>>34357153Give me a lot of the new money that anon told you to print.I'll use it to make sure that the rest of you guys have money, I swear.
>>34357153Stop all the warring and fighting.
>>34357162Just foiding around
>>34357162Idk but that’s the vibe I get from everyone
I'm fucked
>>34357175Same
>>34357169The videogames are a money sink too, frankly. Even if the old ones play fine on emulators (or so I've heard, I'd never pirate anything of course).I've seen my patient play the last one and it looks like shit.
>>34356801How would you find her?
why aren't family members more honest? they always lie saying I'm handsome but I'm not I see myself in the mirror every day, I'm ugly stop lying to me!
Do bars have a menu of drinks? How does getting drinks work
>>34357182Go in slam a 20 on the counter and ask for a martini, dry
>>34357182They do. You can go through the menu and choose what to drink.I get anxious and always order the same drink.
oh lmao relapsed for real
>>34357177>my patientHow old are they?
>>34357185But you caught it and stopped
>>34356199What's it mean if an excoworker/boss you mad eout with once. Keeps texting you here and there (I rarely if ever initiate texts) and visiting you after rshe left the workplace? She's even come visit me at a diff worksite from where we worked together. And has found out my schedule from other peopleShe even said next time I'm working with another coworker (female she was also cool with) that we should go for dinner. If she wants to hangout as a group does that mean it's fully platonic or she's using her as an excuse. We've only hung out once solo (after she visited me one time at work we got some icecream and hung out for a few hours)Or am I just being attention farmed
>>34357183Why do you want to make anon puke and shit himself because he drank something repulsive?
>>34357189It'll be funny
>>34357182depends on the bar, most have some kind of drinks menu and speciality cocktails, but they should be able to do most standard drinks if they have the stuff insome places you can order on an app else just ask at the bar for whatever you fancy>t. ex-bartenderhonestly I hated my job so I would just make people whatever I wanted, even if I undercharged them a bit I didn't give a shit>>34357185how come D:
>>34357186He's a teenager!
I look so ugly in the sun wtf
>>34357191>whatever I wanted*whatever THEY wanted I mean lol
>>34357182>>34357184Bars are ridiculously overpriced for what you get.
>>34357193Stay inside
>>34357174You might just have fallen for the social media "reality" where everyone looks great on the surface. Nobody ever figures it all out - as long as it looks like you give a shit and you haven't given up, you'll be fine.
>>34357196>Bars are ridiculously overpriced for what you getyeah as an ex-bartender I fully agree with this. you're paying for the aTmOsPhErE and social setting really but the drinks are an absolute rip-off. sit with your friends at a corner table or outside and smuggle in your own drinks I say
>>34357182There's absolutely nothing weird about going up to the bartender and saying something like "I don't drink much, got any recommendations?"
>>34357188Why don't you ask her what it means?
>>34357200>saying something like "I don't drink much, got any recommendations?"agreed, this is 1000x nicer than some pretentious cunt coming up to the bar ordering some incredibly specific weird drink and getting pissy you don't have something in
>>34357178>How would you find her?Did you just assume I don't know how to use social media?
>>34357192Curious, you can tell me what kind of job you got and how he's a patient of you?
>>34357204I'm a speech therapist. I don't want to go into details, but he had a traumatic brain injury which left him with issues finding words.
The blue hairs ran a fantastic psyop to ruin privilege checking so now admitting to any privilege is a social death Strange that it was mostly women, probably a coincidence
>>34357206>I'm a speech therapist.That's cool, are your patients generally young ones and after a specific event or do you also have adults who want to get rid of something like a lisp?
>>34357117>>34357118I also had lunch with my dad
>>34357214what did ya have? (:
>>34357216Cum
>>34357214I also had lunch with my dad (depression and despair)
>>34357216We both got corned beef sandwiches but with cheddar instead of swiss because swiss cheese is gross.>>34357218Oh I guess I had lunch with two dads lol.
One day I won't need your loveOne day I won't define myself by the one I'm thinking ofAnd if one day I won't need itThen one day you won't need it
>>34357213Only kids! I generally work with kids ages 1 to 6 year olds.I just got to talk to him one time when he was waiting for PT so I asked to be assigned his case even if he's out of my usual cohort lolIf we see adults it's usually for things like post traumatic brain injury, strokes, difficulty swallowing, cancer. Very rare to get adult speech sound stuff. I'd happily do it, I love doing speech sounds.
>>34357219>corned beef sandwiches but with cheddarThat sounds epic>guess I had lunch with two dads lolHehe
>>34357154What pokemons do you like?
>>34357187right before a social event no less. i dont understand why sometimes i do and i dont. Im doing it a lot less though. only three spots today when all week ive beendoing 0-1 at most. but now 3 feels so bad. and i have other ones that are all red and i know are going to get bad
>>34357224It was an Irish pub we kind of had to on principle. It was pretty good.Did you like your lunch?
and the scaaaars oh my god. can those really go away? i have these like pinprick type scars all over my face. its so bad
>>34357181>they always lie saying I'm handsomeAt least they're niceMy mom was like "you know you can always get plastic surgery someday" lol
>>34357163No. They can smell the autism on you.
Ladies, who is hotter, Donkey Kong or King K. Rool?
>>34357153Tax men for failing it.
>>34357233NtaOmg that's brutal. My mom makes weird comments about my ass but I'll take that over being insulted.
>>34357230>Irish pub we kind of had to on principleHell yeah, it is a classic >Did you like your lunch?Mine was shit lol. There was barely anything in the fridge when I made a packed lunch tonight (the job cancelled on me though) so I just had a PBJ sandwich, a nutella sandwich, some Greek yoghurt and a couple of carrots lol. But there are starving children in Africa so I should be more grateful
>>34357236I'm not a furry.
>>34357231With time and mircodermabrasion/acid peels maybe. Exfoliate.
>>34357239#girldinner That doesn't sound so bad but I can see why it'd bum you out. I hope you get something warm next time.
>>34357233oh wow that's rude, now I feel bad for complaining
>>34357223Damn, you must be a cool gal.Personally I don't really have an interest in kids, though I want to say I was a good uncle to my niece and nephew when they were kids.Do you work in a hospital or got your own clinic? I guess you learned this at university and got a PhD or MA?
>>34357207What?
>>34357239*packed lunch last nightI cannae type for shitOff to bed now for realsies >>34357243>#girldinnerYou know it>warmThanks, well I had a hot dinner last night at least, I should be more grateful lolProbably won't eat anything tomorrow though unless I get some money
>>34356866Most people are familiar with the Smash Bros. version which is more feminine, the version you get to barely see in the newer Metroid games is quite beefy.
>>34357253Women will never admit to their privilege and now they never have to. I don’t blame them, no one wins the lottery and says “yeah, actually, gambling addiction ruins lives so I’m going to donate this all”
>>34357246I'm very boring, frankly, but I really like working with kids. They're funny as fuck. Especially around age 4.I have a master's degree, yeah. I work at two different clinics, one that I co-own with a friend and one where I'm just a contractor. It's pretty nice.How old are your niece and nephew now?
genderAre you dooming, or are you cooming?
>>34357259>They're funny as fuck.I don't know, they're often just loud in my experience. lolYou must be quite well off, working as a therapist at two places and even co-owning one. Rare to hear of an successful person here on atoga, well done! :)They're both teens now and I've had them over a ton to play Wii games together, my niece also brought her 3DS with her and asked me to help her with some games she was playing on there (no pokemon though lol). My nephew actually just had his birthday this week and I helped my niece with a website she wanted to make.
>>34357266MDooming, but I’ll be visiting my sisters this weekend, that’ll be nice
>>34357268>they're often just loud in my experienceThey are lolI'm not very successful, but I really like what I do and that matters the most to me desu. We have a really nice little team and we work well together. That's really cool, they're very lucky to have you. What games do they have on the 3DS? that's vintage these days lol
>>34357266M, always doomingCan't remember the last time I coomed, too depressedAt least got enough money to buy a sandwich in the morning lolNighty nighty
>>34357266MNeither, life's pretty good and I'm not horny right now.
>>34357268> Rare to hear of a successful person here on atoga, well done! :)Fag simp lying
If there's one thing 2026 has taught me, it's that no matter how terrible things get, they can always get worse
>>34357276How did 2026 teach you this?
If there's anything 2026 has taught me, it's that you just have to keep going when things are looking bleak and eventually you'll wind up in a better spot.
>>34357282A woman wrote this
>>34357266FLittle bit of both I guess, mostly dooming.
>>34357277By a series of unfortunate events>>34357282>you just have to keep going when things are looking bleak and eventually you'll wind up in a better spotRespectfully, this is bullshit imo. I agree that you should always keep trying because the more you try the greater your chances of success, but it's still just down to luck. Shit can happen regardless of your best efforts.
>>34357277He got drunk and high and quit his job and lashed out at his friends and family.It's such an unfortunate shame that there was no possible way for him to avoid this.
>>34357282>>34357277
>>34357283I'm not a woman though, I'm just an optimist.
>>34357282I've learned the opposite lesson. No matter what I do I eventually end up back at mom's house.
>>343572822025 and 2026 have been the worst years of my life
>>34357288>He got drunk and high and quit his job and lashed out at his friends and family.So what made 2026 special?
>>34357290Ah yes, one ingratiated into the womanhold instead
>>34357271>I'm not very successfulEh, sounds like it at least though. You have/want any kids of your own or you prefer having them just a few hours a day and then be able to go home, power off on your own?I think being an uncle was perfect for me in that regard. I enjoyed hanging out with them and still give them gifts, but it was also nice to bring back to my brother and don't need to care for them 24/7. Even though this might sounds bad maybe.>that's vintage these days lolMy niece stopped playing as she got older and my nephew still plays on his PS5. So I guess it was a 50/50 chance of them sticking with it.On the Wii we mostly played Mario Galaxy and Wii Sports. I don't remember all the 3DS games, because there were a ton... but my niece loved Animal Crossing, the 2D Marios and there was some jump and run where you play as a witch that I remember being terrible. Not even I could get through some of those levels!
2026 taught me that it can always be worse and you should scared of losing everything you took for granted at any moment
>>34357282Reminds me of a quote I quite like. Supposedly attributed to Winston Churchill.>If you're going through hell, don't stop.
>>34357277He choses to be miserable and evilthat is just what narcs do
It's still March. Why are we talking about 2026 like it's done? Have I been in a coma?
>>34357299It’s a way for people to express their angst over not getting that promotion. They have to WFH 4 days a week for 120k a year instead of 5 days a week for 160k a year, can you imagine the horror?
You guys need to learn to stop worrying and love the bomb.
Wtf. I have high cholesterol. Fuck my life
>>343572982026 is hardly unique in this regard
How can I help make next year better for everyone?
yesterday I asked here if sending a message to a girl I dated about a week before telling her that I wanted sex with her (something that "we missed" in that date), and you guys told me not to, and to do therapy...I send something much softer but apparently similarly hurtful (or maybe the fact that I didn't talk for half a week with her hurt her?). told her to go out again to get to know more about one each other and for some more kissingshe replied that she couldn't go out with me, but also she didn't want to, and that she was talking to someone else.I told her I was happy for her, and wished her the best. THEN she unmatched me.I thought it was a casual thing. apparently I fucked it up... or not, I don't fucking know. I was too retarded to even ask ffs.I truly, really don't get women. maybe I should kms after all. I wish I had had a sister, a female friend (I actually had a couple in hs. never did much with them other than sit alongside one each other. couldn't help it but fell in love with them. never told them anything, though. yes, I'm retarded)
>>34357228A small blip in the grand scheme of things your consistency is good
>>34357287There's absolutely luck involved in everything you do, but you can improve the odds. Your chances of getting out of a bad spot are infinitely better if you make an effort versus if you just stop trying. >>34357297 is right - if you're going through hell, you've got to keep going. Lying on your back and asking "Why me?" just means you'll be stuck there longer.>>34357289Got dumped, lost my job, and dealt with a pretty big personal crisis all in the span of one week right at the start of the year, but in my free time I kept working on my hobbies and ended up finding an opportunity for some side money there, plus I'm actively interviewing for two way better jobs right now. Also the gym's been going great and finally paying off, and even when I felt like total shit, whenever I look in the mirror it was a big boost to my confidence. In general I feel pretty good, way better than I did the last two years.>>34357291Not sure what your relationship with your mom is like, but unironically ending up at my mom's house a couple years ago was one of the things that bettered my outlook on life. I love my mom, and I needed a few months to just chill out. Plus I reconnected with a few old friends who were still in the neighborhood.>>34357292Sorry to hear, I hope things start going your way again though. What happened?
>>34357308btw, I'm not a student or whatever, I'm in my late 30s.
My LDL cholesterol went from 43 to 101 in one year. Can accutane cause that?? That’s fucking crazy of fucking course this would happen
>>34357297>>34357310Sometimes you just have to stop and rest, though.
>>34357300I have -£1500 in my account and no job or education lol
>>34357266>Are you dooming, or are you cooming?Grooming.
>>34357318You should double check
>>34357310Stop talking retard holy fuck
>>34357322Yeah, it really sucks that you did this to yourself and you have no intentions of changing.
I want to melt my face off.
>>34357318>Literally dying because you can't deal with having acne in your early 20s.It's like a parable.
>>34357328What's stopping you?
>>34357324Double check what>>34357329Why am I dying
>>34357322That's horrible, I can't imagine how bad it must feel to be British.
>>34357307Kill me>>34357299Enough has happened this year already that it's fucked beyond repair>>34357310>right - if you're going through hell, you've got to keep goingI agree with this, you achieve nothing by giving up entirelyBut at the same time, people are not machines immune to everything, people get depressed for a reason>>34357326How did I do it to myself kek>>34357326>have no intentions of changingI spent basically all week job hunting lolI was meant to start something today but it fell throughActually gonna sleep now lol
>>34357331>Why am I dyingCholesterol will clog your arteries and kill you dead.
>>34357335I eat so healthy though and I work out. This is haha funny
>>34357331Your cholesterol When/what was the last reading before that
>>34357321Sure, I agree, take whatever time you need to recover. But lying down to recover your strength and lying down to give up and accept things are two different things.>>34357325Why are you so upset?
>>34357330My mothers and fathers feelings. I will rip it off eventually.
>>34357332>can't imagine how bad it must feel to be BritishLmfaoI'd probably be even worse off in America though
Gender?Do you pay for prepared food a lot?
>>34357334>How did I do it to myself kekHow much booze and drugs have you had in the past week?
>>34357341MYes if not for that I'd starve
>>34357341MaleNo, it's been a month since I've had a meal I didn't prepare myself.
Why is my face so red :(I would be really hot if my skin would stay white
>>34357342Hardly any bc I've been brokeLast week was bad though I was totally blacking out like every day lol>>34357341NoBack when I had money years ago though yeah I used to go out to eat and order stuff often
>>34357337Last year it was 43 and all the other numbers line up with a seperate blood test that day but I didn’t have cholesterol checked . It says accutane can affect it but god damn
>>34357344I'm thinking about getting something tonight but I feel like I need to lose a couple pounds; not gain a pound.
>>34357345red skin is hot though?
>>34357345Rosacea
>>34357338Because your faggot bullshit of “just dew it bro” reeks of someone who has a good support system and takes their own privilege for granted, stop self sucking for once, it’s annoying. We get it bro you have a loving family and just had a small blip on your amazing life, good for you
Asking both gendersDo you think there are (heterosexual) women who are genuinely into femdom? It seems to me it's rather common among men but I don't think I've seen a women openly express a preference for it. Or only in BDSM contexts, I mostly mean outside of that.
>tfw no red-faced girl who would date me, a red-faced boyWhy live?
>>34357341FYes. I buy most of my meals
>>34357310I hate you
My body isn’t mine anymore Oh lmao being underweight raises LDL cholesterol. Mystery solved, fml
>>34357356>Do you think there are (heterosexual) womenNo. Well alright maybe a few of them, but they are rare.
This is so stupid it’s all so scary and weird I didn’t realize I had spent years teetering on a ledge and now I’m falling into a pit
>>34357364Jesus fucking Christ shut up already
>>34357356FDon’t know any
>>34357364This is what life is like.
>>34357341FNo. But I'll happily eat it if someone else is paying lol.>>34357361>being underweight raises LDL cholesterolFuuuck
>>34357366Swiss mad>>34357368Sux>>34357369Frrrr like damn.
>>34357347So your only other data point is from a year ago and you only have one now Could be a fluke I doubt such a short treatment could raise it that rapidly
>>34357356It depends a lot on what you consider "femdom". There are a lot of women into riding and controlling the pace of penetration, very few into putting men into gimp suits and kicking their dick.
>>34357341I exclusively buy all my meals. I haven't cooked in quite a while, for reasons, but also because I hate cooking.
>>34357372That is obviously not sw*ss
>>34356199Skinny gf or chubby gf and why? Blob gf need not apply
>>34357373Yea now I’m thinking it’s the 5 pounds I lost in a month lmfao The rest of my numbers are really good though. Except my white blood cells but that I don’t gaf about
>>34357354Except I built that support system up by putting in an effort every time things weren't looking good instead of giving up and quitting. The fact you have the time to sit here on 4chan and cry here means you're already doing way better than 99% of people out there, so stop pretending the good things that happened to me were pure luck and the bad things that happened to you were fully removed from your control. You're free to hate me if you want, but sitting there hating me and everyone else telling you to put in some effort if you want anything in return isn't going to solve any of your problems. Sitting there asking "Why me?" isn't going to make your life any better either.>>34357360Why?
I’m unbothered im chilling just like anon told me to
>>34357385Yeah bro I’m sure you put in lots of effort to have a good mom. Fucking faggot, you’re just one of those people who needs to feel superior in your humility, can’t just accept you got lucky. Disgusting, no wonder you got dumped
>>34357308(samefag, once again talking to myself)alternative (conspirancy) hypothesis: her response was a shit test. she wanted me to beg her to go out with me, start drama or some shit. too bad I avoid drama like the plague lol
>>34357382I lost 10 pounds in a month onceAre you eating enough for your activity level
>>34357377I like both.
>>34357375>It depends a lot on what you consider "femdom".Female domination, although like I said in my post outside of the BDSM subculture so in normal relationships. I mean the preference to dominate sex, telling the guy what to do, guiding him, taking control etc. You know like most men have a natural preference to dominate women, not tie them up and spank them etc. I mean that but in reverse.
You ever have a bad dream within a bad dream, /atoga/? I woke up in my dream from a nightmare, then proceeded to go crazy with black eyes and shark teeth, then I woke up for real.
>>34357390A good mom is the only thing about my story that bothers you? And I don't feel superior to you. I'm not better than you, and the only difference is that I try when things go wrong and you don't. It's never too late to change your attitude.>no wonder you got dumpedI'm over that already, try some other insult.
>>34357266MI'm playing vidya
Are you an animal in bed?I think my abstinence has turn me into a complete fucking animal.
>>34357401It’s the only thing you can’t control when you’re acting like you controlled everything else, retard. > I try when things go wrong and you don't.Yeah get cancer faggot
>>34357341MNo, I make pretty much all my food unless I'm going out to dinner with a group.
>>34357361Stress surely does too, no?
>>34357361do you eat a lot of cheese?
>>34357266MLooming.
>>34357407I'm a cat in bed. That's right, a cat.ConstantlyAlwaysTired
>>34357408If you're accusing me of being spoiled and lucky for no reason other than because I have a mom who let me live with her a few months, you're almost certainly overlooking every single good card you were dealt. My point is you don't need to be dealt pocket aces to be happy.
>>34357417Woof (this is me being a wolf who is about to eat you in bed)
>>34357407I have an animal(IT'S ACTUALLY MY CAT) in my bed.
>>34357418Yes bro you’re so right your attitude is superior to mine and you deserved every good thing that happened to you because you Just Do It TM
>>34357423That's gay, bro.
Femanons, would you wear a c string?
>>34357407>Are you an animal in bed?Yeah. A gerbil.
>>34357430Constantly munching on shit, running around fast, high bpm and just being tiny?>>34357427Only if you want it, uwu.
>>34357431>Constantly munching on shit, running around fast, high bpm and just being tiny?Actually, on second thoughts, I'm probably more of a three-toed sloth.
>>34357425Plenty of good things happened because I was in the right place at the right time, but you'll never be in the right place at the right time if you're sitting in your room complaining about your life on 4chan.
>>34357434That's a radical shift.Show the claws.
i'm >>>34354721I forgot to add some details that give some context>i was checked out of the relationship for a time already>I had seen a tinder notification on her phone a few weeks before>I didnt feel anything during sex, maybe because of nerves, bad condoms, or idk why (first partner ever for me)>she was giving me a long talk about how she was giving me opportunities even if i didnt perform well in sex because she liked me>she insisted on asking why i wanted to break up>i didnt really know why, but i felt like she was a bit tough with me and i didnt like her having that tinder appnow, i dont try to paint her in a bad light here. Im just adding more info. anyway
>>34357436Whatever makes you feel better than me
Why don't women like to sit on a guys face?
>>34356286MWMBFWMLFWMAFWMXF
>>34357447I'm sorry nothing I say can get you to stop wallowing in self-pity, but no matter what that change has to start with you. Good luck, anon.
>>34356286lewd mommy asmr (do I really need to state my gender?)
>>34357450So brilliant and wise wow, hope your mother gets raped
do women even enjoy getting their cunt licked
>>34356357I hit something kind of hard and my left wrist has been hurting for a monthto be fair I'm not taking good care of it
>>34357447>>34357452NTAYou are one evil person.
>>34357455I doubt he means it
I want to stab myself on my leg but I'm scared :(
What assholes made it so women have to actually get jobs and go to work?
>>34357459women did it
>>34357460Which women? I never fucking asked for this!
>>34357459Why is the filename so funny to me haha
>>34356216once or twice a month and one of those will be my mom>>34356688i ascended to wizardhood two years ago. this anon has the right idea >>34356809. focus on what's really important to you
is it true that there's a subset of men who get to choose, and the rest just pick whoever chose us? because so far thats what my sexual life has been like
>>34357462oh you know, susan b anthony and some others
>>34357467yeah in middle school I had the chance to choose between 3 women but I chose none of them because of my oneitis
>>34357459>>34357462So true sis, you sound exactly like a real woman. Keep up the great quality posts.
>>34357459Damn how fucking ugly can you cry. lmao
How do you feel about a girlfriend going through her boyfriend's phone without him knowing?
>>34357472Why would you make this about specific genders doing it?Ask better questions.
>>34357472she is not gonna find anything anyway so who cares
>>34357474Because it's not the same when a guy does it
How do I get rid of rosacea? I’m not sure if I’ve always had this or not but I’ve become more conscious of my appearance recently. It makes me sad because I’m really attractive otherwise
Why is it that some women are unfortunately built with big chests but still no tits? How does that happen?
>>34357455You’re such a good person
>>34357479Yeah.>>34357476Be a better person.
>>34357472Breach of trust that is grounds for a breakup or some sort of reprimanding
>>34357477Is it actual rosacea or like a sunburn or something else and your just diagnosing yourself using pictures on the internet and your own paranoia like a fucking retard
>>34357482>some sort of reprimandingWhat are you gonna spank her lol
>>34357341M not too much. Last time technically was ihop but that was with a gift card.>>34357345My upper lip has been extremely chapped the last 2 days. Idk what’s going on.>>34357407Yes
>>34357484Yeah probablyMight make her choose which one of her friends I’m gonna cheat on her with
>>34357356>>34357396>telling the guy what to do, guiding him, taking controlI do this but I don't label it as dominant. If I let him do what he wants I simply don't get off.>>34357400I have a recurring monster nightmare into adult nightmare cycle where I "wake up" hours late and get expelled/fired/ditched. Probably my brain trying to cope with the never-ending torture of living in a morning person society.>>34357448It's uncomfortable. Would a blowjob be improved if you had to hover your ass exactly 9 inches from the floor the whole time?
>>34357356>I mostly mean outside of that.What?>>34357396What?
>>34357412Probably>>34357415Yes
>>34357491What didn't you understand?
what would you do if you found messages from your significant other to other guy/girl? simple messages like "hi". would you suspect something?what if you know the app allows the deletion of messages?
>>34357493Why are you obsessing over BDSM and why is that so special for you?
>>34357481Yeah, but no
>>34357496I still don't understand what the issue is sorry
>>34357494>would you suspect something?Why would I suspect what?People normally talk with people.
>>34357494Why would I find it in the first place? I respect their right to privacy.
>>34357483I don’t go outside
>>34357501>People normally talk with people.people just say "hi" and nothing else to random people?>>34357503you looked over her shoulder and found it odd, then asked her about it and she showed the messages to you.
I am NOT getting trolled Skylar, I AM the shitposter! A man opens his browser and gets raped and you think that of me? No. I am the one who memes!
>>34357504You should
>>34357506>herYou need to stop obsessing over this shit.
>>34357492>Yescheese will raise your cholesterol levels.I wouldn't care much but I'm not a medical doctot or anything close.>>34357509??I had an actual experience with that. she said he was a thing before we met (1 year before this happened). never got any explanation beyond that. we broke up that time (she suggested it...) but got back together a week later.again, I never got an explanation of why she was still messaging a random guy she probably fucked before she fucked me...
>>34357494I doubt whatever is suspicious is in the messages. It's shit like your SO suddenly working several hours overtime, going shopping "alone" all day, acting weird about their phone that get you curious.And the next discovery still isn't the chat logs, it's the hot colleague or someone you've never even heard of sitting on top of the friends list for weeks and not a peep of it making its way to you even though your partner gossips about everyone else.And at that point you'd usually bring it up and the reaction would have to be off for you to risk the relationship just to check some chat logs.If all that resulted in just "hi", yeah, it'd be suspicious, but if the previous steps didn't exist then no.
>>34357506If she showed it willingly then it implies she has nothing to hide
>>34357516she always mentioned befriending someone else at her job. she was a language teacher but, for whatever reason, she usually had computer nerds as friends (and then me, another computer nerd, as her bf).I suspect she saw guys like me as her way out, or as some sort of potential ATM. too bad she found me... I'm a fucking miser lmao.I still feel sad for her though. still can't get rid of the memory of her crying when I told her the relationship was over and I was leaving for some dumb non-explanation, only to realize I did everything wrong and to regret it half a year later, when it was too late.>>34357520anon... it's not like you can't delete messages or have another channel to keep conversations hidden.
Made myself look like an idiot to the only people who’d take me in as their own award
*purrs*
>>34357524Such is the fate of the neet femcel
>>34357356>Do you think there are (heterosexual) women who are genuinely into femdom?MYes, I know one, but her relationship and sexual interests are so monumentally warped by gay porn that she is almost exclusively attracted to homosexual men who don't want to be touched by her. She doesn't like twinks, but she wants to date a masculine-looking bottom who will play house-husband for her.Realistically though? No, and it took me a LONG time (talking >5 years) to unlearn the shit I did from her and realize that 99.9999% of women are not going to be as receptive or as open or as mutually-leading as she was. Why our relationship didn't work was because we were basically "two doms fighting nonstop" but that meant I started thinking girls would just naturally message me first if they were interested in hanging out with me.
>>34357525Are you ill?
>>34357528I'm scared :(
>>34357526More like overemployed moid
>>34357529Of?Try screaming instead.
>>34357531>moidOh then fuck off
IT'SFRIERENFRIDAY
>>34357472I don't have anything to hide, but I'd feel a little disrespected.I would hope that anyone I'm dating would feel comfortable just asking me whatever they want to know instead of snooping.
Should I drink at the venue I’m at?
>>34357045Pumped & Dumped
I have once again stayed up way too late.Alas, I am the retarded chufaggot who needs to fix zim is life.
>>34357101>Like when you tell her that you have no job and a criminal record related to abusing women.
>>34357153If I answer your question I will be banned for antisemitism.
I made this sandwich as a joke but it's actually fire wtf
>>34357532I don't know, life is scary in general :(
>>34357560I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
>>34357564no that's fine, I appreciate it though :)
>>34357566Well, maybe tomorrow then. Today's almost over, and tomorrow can always be better.
another one without you...why am i still here? just to suffer? you're away, and yet, at the same, you've never been around in my life more than this last year.
Do you miss the blend of color she left in your black and white field?
>>34357569thanks nice anon :)
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>>34357592hopefully in a better place
>>34357592I assume mirrors will still be around
>>34357596The cemetery?
>>34357592
>>34357560you gotta scare life back. grrrrrrrr!
>>34357592Broken the cage
>>34357598a round what?
>>34357592Dead in 4
>>34357619Ooooh, look at the optimist over here.
>>34357620It’s a planned suicide
>>34357592Jokes aside, either married and at the next step up in my career, or still single and pursuing a solo venture. If I find someone I want to settle down with, I'd be fine with a boring but stable job, but if I don't I see myself getting sick of this boring career path sooner than later.
>>34357619you want to die in all 4? weirdo
>>34357623Ok
Do women just never approach the men they find attractive or do women not find men attractive anymore?
>>34357599that or hopefully very far away from my parents
>>34357626No, women generally do not approach men even if they find them attractive. There are enough attractive men who approach them that it is not a thing they have to learn to worry about.
>>34357626I got approached a few months ago (and promptly blew my chance after one date).
>>34357626in my experience, they do, but they wait for you to start things and do all the heavy work. could be a cultural thing, though (I'm from latin america).
>>34357626I’ve been approached before
Funny how all the incels and losers suddenly stop posting on Friday nights, wonder why that is
>>34357429No, my asshole would eat it. Already suffering with thongs and underwear not built for how much ass I have.
>>34357637The gender wars are a grift pushed by third world bot accounts, I knew it.
>>34357639I’m more of the opinion they’re just whiny and clout chase
>>34357459She'll know after she ends up getting an appalachian divorce on mount everest not to rely on moids.
>>343576374chan always gets super dead on friday nights. I don't get it. It's not like anyone on 4chan is actually doing anything or has a social life.
state gender.suggest a movie to watch on a friday night.
Fs and Ms shut-ins of Atoga, how do you cope with the fact that humans evolved to survive in packs and that by isolating yourselves, you’ve placed yourselves at the bottom of the power hierarchy? A man without allies is a man without power.Also, rate my custom character
>>34357643> It's not like anyone on 4chan is actually doing anything or has a social life.This has to be sarcasm, 4chan is populated by 30somethings with lots of money and free time, perpetual manchildren and whores
>>34357644FTrainspotting. It's the best movie ever made.
>>34357642>appalachian divorceThis bitch so retarded
>>34357645MDon't really give a fuck. The point of being a shut in hermit is not participating in their hierarchies Gay ass character
>>34357643All the women are out on the town because they only pretend to be losers
>>34357648It's what newbies call "Moid has led you on a hike into the mountains and trailed off so fast you don't see him so now you're potentially stranded if you're retarded enough."
>>34357653That's not what it's called lmfao
>>34357647>movie about druggies and shitpass
>>34357656You're an uncultured swine and I hope you die alone.
Just ghosted a working girl at the last minute. She knows my hotel location, room number and surname. She's also spam messaging me on the other app where we matched. Should I be concerned? Could she bring her pimp/bf to beat me up or do some other shit?
Male anons I’m drinking alcohol
Seeing all the mental retards on here with girl friends pisses me off to no end, what do they got that I don’t?
>>34357662So
>>34357645What game?
>>34357658I already watched it in my teens. idgaf about druggies celebrating a movie made for druggies (omg, they end up getting all the money, they won!!)>>34357662are you drinking alone?
>>34357662
>>34357669>(omg, they end up getting all the money, they won!!)>Didn't even pay attention to the movieUncultured swines deserve to die alone.
>>34357665I want a to be pinned against a wall by a cute tall boy and have his penis shoved inside me while he kisses me
>>34357669Yes I am drinking alone
>>34357664No shame, puts them in positions for it. They also have zero standards
>>34357667Virt-A-mate
>>34357654Yes, it's called appalachian divorce.
>>34357644Mbladerunner
>>34357672>movie about druggies and their "suffering" and experiences and the effect of music on people is "culture"I fucking hate my generation.
>>34357644Pick for meWild RobotFrankensteinThe Creator
>>34357679So confidently wrong
I met a girl, she gave me her number, and I want to ask her about. But I've come down with a cold and I probably won't be healthy again for another week or so. What the fuck do I do?
>>34357675Sounds gay
Boo hoo bitch. I drink alone too all the time you don't see me making a big deal of it.
>stremio won't work in my systemfuck my fml life>>34357687talk to her and tell her that maybe? idk
>>34357687Text her immediately about coming down with a cold and wanting to ask her out further into the future.
>>34357690Makes me wonder what the median iq of this chat room is
>>34357693About 92
>>34357693It is very low when it gets brown in here.
>>34357695I’d believe it
>>34357693ntaEvery person who posts in these threads is a delusional midwit, myself included. That's why we're on here on a Friday night.
>>34357697Or blue
>>34357688Is it gay if I have a pussy?
>>34357637I'm an incel and a loser but I'm not bitter about either.
>>34357699Yeah no, I’m working
>>34357702I would eat them whole for free
>>34357692>Text her immediatelyI literally just met her not even 45 minutes ago.
>>34357700It's always blue. This is a blue board.Ya know, for the supposed non crass conversation.>>34357708That means tomorrow in case you get man flu.
>>34357707Nooo don’t eat those kittens those are the wrong ones
Always the mid whores that wear shit that says slut or babydoll
>>34357710There are no right ones They're going down
Femanons, would you date a man that is 6'5, sickly pale, and very skinny who wears a dark black trenchcoat with black jeans and boots?
Why am I ugly
>>34357731Cuz you lost weight too quick and it left you with stretch marks
>>34357592if all goes according to plan? moved out of my folk's house (if not i may actually kms myself), working prototypes of the cyborg project, third stage of the homunculus project, and good progress in my math studies, maybe even being back in contact with >her, and maybe even a vidya game made and released
>>34357735>homunculus project>cyborg projectYou are never leaving your parents house at this rate
>>34357679It's alpine divorce you nuggetAppalachian divorce is what they call it when you kill your husband in Tennessee lol
>>34357737Does it have to specifically be in Tennessee
Women would you date a freak of nature wich index finger is shorter than ring finger?
>>34356216Minimally every day in friendly, carefree, and completely nonsexual way, as I have no interest in them outside of being a fellow American human that feels connected by mutual shared experience and belief in politeness and trust that we're all in it together.
>>34357741NahOnce you get above Pennsylvania it don't count no more though
>>34356229Fake. Just like how furries spam the internet with their fetish so it appears common, it is not actually common
>>34357742Jesus Christ I hope those aren’t your fingers cause if they are you might have a nutrient deficiency
Just cause you feel itDoesn't mean it's there
Where can I find women who look like this?
>>34357754Where you found that one, Tiktok
>>34356862It would be an indicator that be cares more for his own sexual gratification than he does anything about me.>>34356909To my knowledge, he is genetically ugly, like the Kardashians. Turning yourself into a Frankenstein monster of plastic surgery and shit isn't going to make your kids any less ugly.>>34357644>suggest a movie to watch on a friday night.FBoogie Nights>>34357494>would you suspect something?No. For one, there is trust in our relationship. Secondly, that's a weird thing to get jealous or suspicious over.>>34357449Based
>>34356286M. Fannypacking/bellyriding, sexually broken, big dildo riding, anything that puts her in a harness.
>>34357758>Boogie NightsIf the anon's rejecting Trainspotting for being about druggies, he's going to reject the movie about porn stars anon.
why is a gross old man posting his fungus fingers
>>34356301M. I age like vinegar, novices think I'm 10 years younger but those with experience only see the gray hairs and lines of my age.
Women, my gf is pissed at me over this and I want your perspective.She was kind enough to let me give her a facial the other night, and asked me to get her a face towel to wipe it off which I did. But before I gave it to her I asked her to say "Relationship goals" with cum on her face and she got fucking pissed and demanded the towel. I mean it wasn't a big thing, I thought it was kind of a funny idea actually but now she is pissed. Wouldn't you say she is overreacting a bit?
Femanons, I've had this painful lump on my butthole the past week and it's only been getting worse. It hurts so bad when I shit or wipe. I'm too embarrassed to go to a doctor, what do I do
>>34357759What the fuck is fannypacking
>>34357766>I wanted my girlfriend to reference a retarded meme during sex and now she's mad. How can these be!?>>34357768That's called hemorrhoids. Go to a doctor.
>>34356357Back is crooked. Searching for shotgun
>>34357766Not funny/not annoying enough to take the bait out of 10>>34357768>a weekAnd you're just now trying to research the issue?Just Google hemorrhoids ffs.
>>34357768MI have a firm, painless lump in my penis that may or may not have always been there and I just noticed it recently, but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor because my doctor is a beautiful blonde woman and I'm worried she'll think I'm just looking for an excuse for her to squeeze my cock
>>34357754The underworld, bro.
>>34357768Go to the fucking doctor unless you want your hemorroid to pop and infect like Kyle’s
>look up the girl I have a one-sided crush on>turns out she's an even bigger loser than me>it just makes me want her moreHow do I use this to my advantage?
>>34356424Create and never share so you never stop creating then inevitably share the good stuff and realize you were in it to create all along and not for her
>>34357736untrue, only back living here after the place i was living at required surprise rennovation
I want to be overstimulated by a woman
>>34356458Have you seen the "zoomer jaw" lol, they haven't even chewed something in their lives to build basic jaw muscles of course they're completely lost as men
>>34357768if it's not hemorrhoids, it could be a sebaceous cyst. you need antibiotics (doxycycline, cream)in any case, go see a doc.>>34357777you too.
>>34356460You need dairy or at least lard on carb
>>34356472I regret only a couple decisions but my life still terrible. I think winning was never an option for any of us.
>>34357768Could be a pilondial cyst. Or hemorroids like everyone else.Go to a doctor asap.
>>34356569Sounds like you might be manic rn. Do you eventually quit all your jobs and plan to live out of your truck occasionally?
>>34357770>>34357775>>34357780>>34357792>>34357795So I need to go to urgent care I guess? I don't want to announce to the whole lobby and the receptionist that my butthole hurts. What will the doctor do? I dont want to get fingered. Fuck
>>34356460Whole carbs en massTry ancient ones.
Have you ever took a peek inside the mind of a rapist?
>>34356580It's hot leaf water it tastes like what it is there's no fancy science to it is all cope from before people could order genuine human titty milk online (tastes like cantelope juice but better. That's also good drinking). Stop falling for decrepit memes like hot leaf water, its 2026
>>34357732You all remember too much about me
>>34357803You'll want to go to a regular gyno and not an urgent care if you're truly unaware of what it is. Urgent care may just tell you to rub bengay on it until it goes away and steal your money.
Empathy is not just worthless, it’s harmful and rude.
Is it unreasonable to commit suicide over being lonely?
>>34357807Only cause we love you <3To be known is to be loved <3
>>34357808Gynos do assholes too?
>>34357810It’s unreasonable to commit suicide
>>34356688Keep it. Wizard status list or something when I lost my virginity. Such regret.
>>34357803What do you think urgent care is going to do? You either need Walmart or a dermatologist from the sounds of it.
>>34357808I didnt know gynos do butthole stuff. But won't the wait time be long to get into a proper doctor?
Men are such fucking assholes. Fucking explain yourselves! Why would you do this to a woman?
>>34357810nah, I'm gonna kill myself if I'm still lonely by the time I'm 30 this time I WILL do it
>>34357813Gynos do between the legs on everyone of every gender.
>>34357742That's how fingers are supposed to be
>>34357823Fingers belong in assholes.
>>34356728I've never had a full time job that wasn't a 90 hour week commitment in practice, and I need sleep, eat, maintain home, and hour long bath time to manage past that. If I had a day to myself the last thing in my focus was dating, women are such a full time job themselves. Frankly they're not worth it.
>>34357820Women have it so easy, women are so soft
>>3435782890 hours? How is that even remotely fucking possible?
>>34357822Wait what, do gynos really do dick and balls too? I thought they were a women exclusive practitioner
>>34357819Usually gynos are either full of cancelations or full of regulars depending on the practice and area density. It's fairly easy to get on a cancelation list so they call you.If it gets to be unbearable after 1000mgs of tylenol then you can go to the ER.
>>34357810that you misery p? obviously it is, you really think other people are worth killing yourself over? other people aint shiet
>>34357822Do you know what that word means
>>34357834NTA, I think they mean they do pussies and assholes on both women and transmen.
>>34357828>My 40 hour a week job somehow takes up 90 hours of my timeWhat?I know a girl who was legitimately working 80 hours a week while saving for a house but she had multiple jobs I don't even understand what you're saying.
I clean my ears in the shower. Nice scalp clean too. Why so many women think they're above that annoys me. Not sorry, dirty ear foids- your kind everywhere
>>34357828>90 hour weekimagine being american lmao
>>34357839I don’t know bv was a woke ally like that, isn’t she racist
>>34357832By lying
>>34357841I generally like to keep my cardboard sticks with cotton on the end outside of wet environments but you do you. Makes more sense to me to clean them and dry them at the same time after you get out.
>>34357820Her looksmatch hasn't got a text back in over a decade
In the past 2 days I've met two women with names I've never heard of before:"Archer""Bizzie"Thoughts on these female names?
>>34357834Never ever take advice from BV she doesn't know what she's talking about
>>34356853Samus but she's unattainable tier, I'd go for Peach irl every time. Samus would casually exterminate me or something, I would never keep up
>>34357842yeah imagine being a productive citizen in the most relevant country on earth haha>total euro death
Been hearing about my cousin and her baby, doesn't sound like a good situation. She was in the car with my mom and the baby starts to cry so she puts her hand on its head and pokes her thumbnail between its eyes, right in front of my mom like she didn't even know it was wrong.
>>3435784415 hours 6 days a week.Very unlikely unless you are something like a Surgeon, unless they were also counting some unholy transit in those hours.
>>34356859Gould give it a one-time try if it were possible and who knows from there, let's be honest.
>>34357834Urologists typically do penis stuff and there's even fewer of those.Btw don't sexually harass staff, they will put you on a list (to ban you from the practice) and refer you to handsier men if you demand a female.
>>34357850Archer is a male servant in fate but nonetheless is a fine name.Bizzie is black 100%.
>>34357834They do notThe word she's looking for is andrologist
>>34357810Not unreasonable to kill yourself over anything
is BlueValkyrie a nurse or something?some other anon said she's fat... I wouldn't be surprised. why are nurses fat and (apparently) anti-science in general?>>34357853>being a slave who works long hours is totally productive brolmao
>>34357859The Bizzie I met is white
I get schadenfreude from women being hurt by abusechads ngl
PROCTOLOGIST YOU RETARDS. PROCTOLOGISTS WORK ON ASSHOLES.
>>34357863Urban American at least?
>>34357862She doordashes for a living
>>34357858>refer you to handsier men if you demand a female.I can understand being put on a list or refused care for harassing female doctors but I don't believe they refer you to a male doctor who sexually harasses patients as revenge.
>>34357865Idk about asshole doctors I'm just pointing out the male equivalent of a gyno for BV
>>34357865Yay I angered you enough into correcting me.
>>34357867I don't know what means but she did seem weird, talked very loudly and monotone. Kind of cute though
>>34357862this is why my country is the relevant one and your entire union isn't. but hey chin up, i'm sure whatever caliphate you turn into will have a nice life for your kind!
>>34357828>I've never had a full time jobyeah we know
>>34357874>I have to work myself to the bone, because muslims or somethingMindbroken.
Men, women are starting to check out of dating because you keep fucking with them and not just being genuine and intentional. How are you planning to fucking fix this?
>>34357860>>34357851I should’ve known better than to take bvs words at face value but thank you for clarifying
>>34357843she's a middle-aged alcoholic. ignore her verbal diarrhea.
>>34357880She doesn't sound ok.
>>34357880Sounds a bit dramatic, what does she expect from a first date?
>>34357828The only people I know that pull 90 hour weeks are residents.
>>34357879oh you europoors, when will you learn? your kind are worse than manlets
0 hour work weeks because I'm unemployed motherfucker. I'm chilling
My self harm reached new levels last night, I just slashed my thigh over and over again. Triggered by loneliness and being flaked on by the only friend I have.I won't do it tonight.It won't leave scars, it looks like a cat attacked me
*unsubscribes*
My ex makes casual comments to me that sound like a soft cry for my help, but she burned me bad and doesn't reach out concretely. I know she's a mess I had to break from, but the urge to "rescue" her is beyond fierce and it eats my spirit to not show up at her place with lasagna. I feel like I'm driving away from an abandoned kitten in a box on the highway. Atoga, help
>>34357870Sometimes it's not revenge, but small town culture or you have no options outside of making a 1-3 hour drive to the nearest metro area. We are in a medical staff and private practice shortage currently btw.
>>34357030Same bro. Women don't get hair as thick and consistent as ours, they don't know. Its every day and there's no fast way to do it
>>34357811Dawwww you’re so sweet anonie
>>34357896I still don't believe they have the perv doctor they keep on staff to molest unruly male patients.
>>34357892calm the fuck down. how about you try changing your environment and attitude for a while to see if things improve?>>34357895that sucks anon. idk what to say. maybe help her get therapy and ignore her afterwards? does she have mental issues, or is just going through sad shit?
>>34357892This is above my pay grade anon I'm not responding to this but I didn't want you to feel ignored.>>34357895Think of her less as a kitten and more of a drowning victim who'll take you down with her if you try to save her.
>>34357892lying is bad for your soul. there is zero shame in struggling. but if you're doing things you're gonna have to lie about, that isn't good. why are you lonely?
>>34357030There is no way I would ever trust any women with shaving my wife. Are you fucking nuts or something? No fucking way!
>>34357905shaving your wife?
>>34357341No, but also too often still. I certainly love misery because misery is preparing and cooking your own food alone
>>34357807>>34357898It's always other people's fault. It's never your own fault somehow. You turn yourself into a fake artificial version of yourself instead of just sharing the real you, you put your character in the spotlight and demand that people pay attention to it, and then your character acts shocked that people remember how tiresome and repetitive your character is.
>>34357857Give the porn a try or give sucking my ass a try?
>>34357905LmfaoI love ESL east euros sometimes
>>34357380Skinny, like a canvas for this architect
I wanna go on a date. I wanna doll myself up and go meet a cute boy I’m sad and lonely wtf why can’t I get a boyfriend I mean I’m not really trying but like I want one
>>34357906my face!
>>34357900They don't have them on staff, they send each other notes privately to give them a heads up and those staff are trained better at deestalation. Or they'll just tell you to go to the ER where they don't do bullshit.
I couldn't shave a man. My mom got my dad's neck caught in a zipper once nearly 30 years ago and the man is still traumatized. Imagine the damage I could do.
>>34357913Have you tried not being weird and just talking to a guy?
>>34357915>deestalationGenuinely wtf is she trying to say
>>34357913How long have you been single for?
>>34357901I'm trying to snap out of it and change my attitude.>>34357902Thank you>>34357904I've just never had a girlfriend and I feel incomplete without one and I'm worried ill never find a wife. Also I moved coast to coast 2 years ago and I've made only one friend since coming here and like I said they flake all the time. I don't know how to cope with lonely thoughts and intense self loathing anymore so I cut myself because it's a way of taking action on something that I can't control
>>34357919Does it matter? She's making up bullshit for fun just let her tire herself out.
>>34357918No men are supposed to talk to me that’s how it’s supposed to work. Boys ask girls out it’s not complicated
>>34357915>deestalationGod damnitDeescalation*My adhd is getting so bad I can't concentrate.
>>34357924It's a good thing they took her kids away, she probably would have gotten them killed by now
>>34357448Nag but they mistakingly believe the 100 lbs. of weight they put on a man's head will hurt them when our skulls will take 1000s of lbs. of force before showing signs of any damage. So combined with women can't into the physical of it, they also don't get the appeal, so men go suffering en masse. Shame we cannot improve as a species on this
>>34357919She had a typo for deescalation, but honestly you're a fool for even trying to have a conversation with her at all.
>>34357926If you start by talking to a man he might later ask you out, few guys will do it out of the blue.
>>34357930I'm just making fun of her I'm not reply in good faith
>>34357926Okay, that method failed. You failed at this. Try something different or shut up about your failure.
>>34357471I watch once just for the ugly cry first, then pay attention the second time. It's the best part. Women are the most attractive when they ugly cry.
>>34357932My dude, engaging her in any conversation at all is only validation for her. All attention is good attention for her.
>>34357926Your shitposting is so fucking boring.
>>34357926Feminism killed that.
>>34357913>why can't i get a boyfriend>i'm not really tryingwell golly kp, it's such a mystery :P>>34357923why do you feel incomplete without one?why did you move to the other side of the country?
>>34357929It hurts ME dummyI do not want my entire body weight resting on my pussy that is resting on a bony face.
>>34357934Look i can’t still feel that vodka lemonade swooshing around, im still real dizzy, just humor me for a bit okay
>>34357936Not even engaging nor is it a conversation. I never reply directly to her
>>34357940>Why do you feel incomplete without oneI don't know. I just want it more than anything else. >Why did you move to the other side of the countrySchool. I do not regret moving, I just wish my social life was different
>>34357939Okay no more feminism. he creampies me and buys me 20k worth of jewelry. is that what you want?
>>34357945You gave a (You) to a (You) Collector. That's all that counts for her. She's so starved of positive attention that any attention at all is her validation.
>>34357941You don't have to put the full weight down, just enough to engulf the face
>>34357914oh! lol I was very confused
>>34357948>(You) CollectorYou are the (You) Collector, niggerino.I'm just talking while tired. You guys are talking to kitten poster and she's drinking. Put your dick in a can opener.
>>34357769Same as belly riding. Wear her like a fanny pack
>>34357947why would i not want to creampie my wife and buy her lots of things?>>34357946do you try to make friends, or do you avoid making friends i.e. not going to social events, not talking to people if you are at an event, etc?
>>34357948She isn't "starved for positive attention" she literally thinks she's the king of the world. A single you to a single attention whore isn't gonna make this shithole any worse
>>34357949>engulf the faceI'm not fat enough for that
>>34357448I do, though. At least until my bf starts blowing raspberries on my inner thighs to try and get me to laugh and I start feeling embarrassed.
>>34357947>is that what you want?I want women to lie in the bed they made
>>34357952I have no idea what that is but I would assume it is the female equivalent of titty fucking
>>34357955It will still feel like having your face engulfed. Petite women buttcheeks feel better on my face for facesitting than fat woman buttcheeks
Now you guys are making me think about a woman grinding on my abs. Is there a name for that. Femanons would you do that with a bf.
>>34357854Applying light pressure between the eyebrows can help calm babies and get them to sleep. Maybe your mom is just being dramatic.
>>34357953I didn’t say you’d be impregnating me and buying me expensive shit.
>>34357960If my butt cheeks are on his face then my clit can't reach his mouth so what's the pointYou've never actually done this have you
>>34357956Embarrassed about... having thighs? Thighs with holes nearby? Embarrassed to be a creature of flesh and blood, and all that entails? Embarrassed that God gave us weird-looking genitals instead of letting us find our ultimate fulfillment by asexually putting our foreheads together and telepathically communing our souls?
>>34357820Nose ring, she called down that airstrike on herself. Goodness, and she thinks that's a bad time, no immediate safety net after picking out her own problems
>>34357512I was eating way more cheese when my cholesterol was low
>>34357962Yeh, but I wouldn't be able to get off on that alone. Grinding on a guy in any capacity will never be enough if actual sex is a possibility.
>>34357965Its more for my pleasureI've done it a few timesBut yeah only with prostitutes I want to die
>>34357970Don't chicks get off from rubbing themselves
>>34357964and i didn't say you were my wife so i fail to see the relevance of your post, stinky.
>>34357967He's making farting sounds with his mouth on me while I sit on his face. It's like when he makes me queef during sex. Anything that makes me worry about how I'd be perceived if I farted in a sexual setting will always embarrass me, even if it's clear he understands I didn't actually fart.
I realized, you're mine
>>34357971>more for my pleasureWell at least you're honest.Why can't you guys want something I actually want to do like blowjobs why do you have to be so fucking weird about it. I guess this kind of thing is why some of you can convince yourselves women like balls.
>>34357972I do, but it's never enough when dick is on the table.
You know what, smell you later dweebs, I’m writing smut
>>34357975His perception is that you remain lovely and lovable no matter what sounds your body makes.
Oh thank god the whores are done having sex so they can talk about sex here
>>34357832Extra duties past 40 hours, studying, preparing, answering emails, commuting, polishing up the outfits for work, the morning routines that start at 4 am to lock you in to nothing but specifically being at work until home at 7 PM. Having the 24 hours of a day between the 7 PM and 4 AM is the weekend.
>>34357972NtaWell yeah but using my fingers is a lot more precise than rubbing myself on a guy's stomach. I can have a pretty good time with a man's thigh but I'll never orgasm.
>>34357977My plan for when I have a gf is to ask her to sit on my face first then I'll eat her out normally so she can actually cum
>>34357985Even if it's ridged and quite firm?
>>34357991That is not helpful no.
>>34357880When all women are the same, easy access, little reward, conformist thots, men check out of commitment. What a shock (not really)
>>34357880Honestly based
>>34357976i hope she thinks about me like that, if it isn't too much of a burden for her
>>34357981I appreciate that sentiment, I really do, but it doesn't make me cringe any less when I'm forced to imagine how he'd react in the moment if I ripped ass while trying to be sexy.>>34357982I need to wind down after getting dick, and you guys need answers to questions, it's a win-win.
Any last words before I give my bush a whack, moids?
>>34357997Indeed, a fool am I
>>34357901>does she have mental issuesYes>>34357902>drowningThat doesn't help me, ack, if she was I know I JUST KNOW I would dive in just to drown with her
>>34357998It is not a win win, I hope the sex havers get shot and thrown into a hole
>>34357980Now I gotta hunt down the jewesses ao3 account
>>34358002>just to drown with herThen you can't be helped. Prepare to learn a very painful and possibly expensive lesson.
>>34357941Your entire body weight isn't on your pussy god women are so bad at physics
>>34358004I did get shot (with cum).
>>34358000Do you have flaps or is it an innie
>>34357913ill take you on a date if youre also cute
>>34358007>Local autistic man doesn't understand hyperboleMany such cases
>>34358008Fuck off
>>34357959Both strap her to the man's chest with piv but they have opposite facing away/towards, although the details aren't important
Men, I had a penis inside my vagina tonight and my pussy is full of cum.
>>34358013This is just a funny conversation. You're not actually mad at me for having a relationship, are you?
>>34358016There’s nothing funny about it to me, it’s disgusting and I wish you people would genuinely get killed
>>34358014Is it possible to get a visual example because being strapped to the chest despite being piv does not sound like one is riding a belly
>>34358015I don't think you understand how little that turns me on. I don't care unless it's my penis I'm not a cuck.
Anons, have you taken the pussy-free pledge?
>>34358019It's because it's monster fucking type shit you're imagining two humans instead of a woman strapped to a horse.
>>34358020You're not actually mad at me for having a wet juicy pussy full of my boyfriend's cum, are you?
>>34358021that sounds very gay
>>34358019Know imageene its a woman
This general is so deranged, holy shit
>>34358023Kinda funny imaging you typing that out
>>34358025>how it feels when your bf tells you to hold onto him while he gets up to change positions
>>34358027Take a lick and taste his cum for yourself.
I'm beginning to realize that if I do something long enough I will get bored of it because there's nothing left to discover and want to do something else. Hobbies, games, jobs, etc etc And I wonder if this will extend to gfs as well
>>34358026Makes one a bit suicidal if you interface with it authentically
>>34358031Lol kinda gay bro
>>34358030Yes, basically I am fetishizing that feel by taking it a step further.
>>34358001what are you fool for? i'm not following :T
>>34358035Licking my pussy isn't gay.
>>34358026Often the posters don't actually mean what they say, they just want to enjoy your shocked reaction.Like the naked guy in the trenchcoat who jumps out of an alley to flash you, your reaction is everything.
>>34358037On a tangent, what do guys get out of standing sex?
>>34358040Heaven smiles above me
>>34358042Larping as a woman and writing this out is
Women would you date a man who washes his hands a lot. Like a lot. And asks you to wash your hands occasionally.
>>34358044Being literally her world
>>34358009Mines an innie
>>34358049Yes. I've never met a guy who washes his hands regularly enough for my standards, would be nice.
>>34358048Eat my ass.
>>34358049Is he a hypocondriac? How dry are your hands
>>34358049Sure. He better moisturize his hands well, though.>>34358051That's possible without risking dropping me.
>>34358032yes it will
>>34358052
>>34358049yes, I wash mine a lot too, it feels so nice to have clean hands and it would give me peace of mind to know his are clean too
>>34358049I find the idea that he would have to ask me to wash my hands a little laughable. Even my mom makes fun of me.
>>34358058You're welcome for the visualisation.*flapping*
Women, would you date a man who keeps moisturizing hand lotion next to his bed and uses it to moisturize his hands so as to keep them from drying out after he frequently washes his hands? That's what it's used for and not... um... you know...
>>34358064*suspicious squirting of lotion in the middle of the night*
>>34358064yeah, duh, one should always keep moisturizer next to the bed snd also next to the sink so you can have clean and well kept hands
>>34358055>>34358056>Are you a hypochondriac Not really. Maybe a germophobe if you wanna call it anything.>DryThey're almost never dry. Usually a lot damper than I'd like. >>34358053>>34358060Nice>>34358061My mother would always bully me for how often I washed them. And I was always irritated by how little she did.
>>34358056The part that's actually tough is if I have to exert for too long I will not be able to finish, so I'm always hoping she can really escalate me there before I'm locked out and feeling like I'm holding and humping a sandbag as a stupid gym workout.
State genderWhat would happen if you stopped lying all together? Like, no half truths anymore, no lying by omission, no white lies, no convenient excuses, no twisting things a little to make them sound a bit better, no lying to yourself, etc?
>>34358071this general would be dead.
>>34358071MI’d be a pathetic loser desperately yearning for a mother’s love that I never got and never will have
>>34358073So no difference
>>34358069Oh do you have hyperhydrosis?They treat that with botox.
>>34358071M. Nothing more than taking longer to answer some people.
>>34358072or much more fun>>34358073are you lying about that to yourself now or how does that work?
>>34358075Yeah, just like you
>>34358069As long as you're not damaging your skin, it's not too big a deal. But it's also not necessary. I work in a lab directly with some gross bacteria and learning how actually difficult it is to ruin the sterility of an instrument by accident has made me way less of a germaphobe. Most bacteria is actually pretty fastidious on frequently used surfaces without time and coddling.
>>34358069I was the kind of child who washed their hands before AND after reading a book. Like I had to wash my hands as a transition between touching different things in addition to being a germaphobe. I'm a little better now. Still autistic as fuck but not as annoying about it.
>>34358071I'd be so fuuuuckedThe only reason I'm not in a deeper hole than I am is from my constant lying and bullshitting
>>34358071F. My life would fall apart.
>>34358079The behaviours I exhibit are a rejection of that fundamental truth, so if I wasn’t rejecting it emotionally, I wouldn’t act the way I do
>>34358080Nope but keep coping
>>34358087Kek ok bro
>>34358070That's interesting. Is it just a matter of being unable to cum when you're exhausted?>>34358071F. It depends on what lying by omission means to you. I don't lie about things I'm asked, but I also don't put myself in situations where sensitive things need to be asked. If I'm forced to be forthcoming to strangers and coworkers about gross shit I do or think when nobody is around, then I'm going to be ostracized.
>>34358084>>34358085>>34358086scary
>>34358015to me, the thought of normalfags having sex invokes the same feeling as imagining pigs rutting
I personally like innies a lot.Luckily im too much of a incel to ever see one irl but oh well
>>34358071FPeople would realize most of my patience is forced not felt
>>34358090>Is it just a matter of being unable to cum when you're exhausted?Yes.
>>34358091Anyone who comes here and claim to be well adjusted and happy is lying
>>34358093Everyone likes innies. The guys who say they like outies are just trying to make us feel better.
>>34358076No>>34358082>>34358083I'm not autistic it's more for removing films and greases and stuff from my hands so I don't smear it all over everything. And smells. Also do it constantly while cooking but that has more to do with germs too.
>>34358053i'm also a handwashing freak but also a virgin loser, dudes who don't care about that shit probably come across as more attractive to women or something
>>34358099Nah. My theory is that men who are neurotic are both more likely to wash their hands and more likely to be socially anxious and isolated.
>>34358097Theres dudes who like meaty beef flaps but that aint me for sure.Womynx, thoughts on male pubic hair?I personally trim pretty hard
>>34358091I'm the fakest nigga alive and no one knows
>>34358046WHAT A GIFTHERE BELOW
Saw some new qts at gym recently...But on the other hand, i havent seen the chubby readhead for a while...It might be over
>>34358093Obviously I like both but outties are better. Virgins confuse it with fat pussy or something somehow and give outties too much disrespect. Outties give better grip and more to look at
>>34358100NtaI like your theory but I've met plenty of socially anxious men with typical (poor) hand washing habits.
I have decided to be vengeful
>>34358101Scissor trimmed is fine.
>>34358071MReal life wouldn't change, but 4chan would be a lot less fun. Not that I boast about my fake accomplishments, but I like coming up with fake personalities and posting under those and seeing how people respond.
>>34358107Yeah, it's a correlation not causation thing lol
>>34358104How are your traps, triangle man?
Women, I summon Judgment Dragon and activate its effect with priority. Any response?
>Outties give better gripIs this a commonly held opinion?
>>34358103No one knows
>>34358110Faggot chameleon poster
>>34358110Same>>34358117Seethe
>>34358115Only by knowers
>>34358119Subhuman
>>34358114Confused math lady gif
>>34358115They don't really "grip" anything they just wrap around the shaft.
>>34358071MI would end up getting punched a lot because I would just be mean to people
>>34358105>>34358115I don't think being an outie has anything to do with my grip at all, though. My lips aren't what's gripping dick.
>>34358123This was my thinking they're not like, actual lips. I guess I'm curious if there's any significant difference how it feels.
>>34358121Problem?
>>34358114That can't be normal summoned.
>>34358071F, I've been trying to do that for a while now and it made me realize how often it happens and how automated it has become to just keep a little bit of the whole truth to myself. A bit scary.
>>34358115They're not hoodie strings.
>>34358113AlrightNot huge like roidhead.
>>34358122>>34358128NTA but you’re both retards
>>34358131Good*pats your back*
>>34358128I have a Ryko Lightsworn Hunter, a Wulf Lightsworn Beast, a Jain Lightsworn Paladin, and a Lyla Lightsworn Sorceress in my Graveyard.
Pink outties are superior.
Alright I finally got out of the tub, gamed the dingdong, and drank a quart of whole milk real quick. Time for nightnight atoga. Wish me good dreams?
>>34358137That's not fair.
>>34358136Okay. I don't have anything on the field, so graveyard your top 4.
>>34358137Man of culture like myself
>>34358138Gooners can't physically have good dreams, sorry.
>>34358140*mills another Wulf and special summons it*Your turn.
I started seeing a girl i really like, but I'm finding that i can't seem to cum with her as the vag grip is currently lacking. She on the other hand cums hard. How to navigate this? Is it likely something that could be fixed?
>>34358138sweet dreams, anon
Ok clearly God is telling me something here
No one came up and talked to me during goth night :(
>>34358148What
>>34358144Fffffff*draws*I summon Harpie girl.
>>34358150I need to kill myself if I want to be happy
>>34358154God here, I would never tell you that. Please take your meds.
>>34358154Me too. I bet I'll beat you to it
how are you doing tonight atoga? hope you had a nice day! ^_^
>>34358155You are a very cruel God and I wish you’d let me die in the forest 26 years ago>>34358156Nuh uh
>>34358152Harpie Girl? It's not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon her!
>>34358157I'm good, thanks! How was yours?
>>34358158Yuh uhWhat do you think/hope awaits us on the other end
friendly reminder
How do non autistics interact with people, particularly of the opposite sex? How do you relate to them in your interactions and know how to behave? I'm not sure what I am but I think I'm autistic and while I have my own ideas and modus operandi for interaction, all of my interactions with females my age have been buffoonish or like an alien. I don't know if that's because of some kind of societal dysfunction or what. I'm not exactly a sperg with women on principle, but I think I might just seem kind of peculier.
>>34358163hm yummy foid smell
Ladies, I've heard yall have a thing for men's hands. How do I stop nervously picking at my cuticles and nails? All the self help shit seems to focus on nail biting, and putting nasty tasting shit on my fingers wouldn't help since my fingers don't taste.
>>34358163Every day I wake up and I basically gas myself from my own night sweating
>>34358166work on resolving what makes you so tense all the time
>>34358164>peculierIs that some kind of French confectionery
>>34358162he thinks he's the main character mystical jesus wizard. narcissists never kill themselves they take too much pleasure in smearing their shit on everyone else.
>>34358162I have a bad feeling it’s reincarnation, but I hope it’s the feeling of childhood wonderment where everything is new and peaceful, like the world is giving you a big hug all the time. We could hang out as little cherubs
>>34358164so? what would be the point pf not seeming peculiar? you'd beed a peculiar gf unless you'd want to larp for the rest of your life and she won't be able to clock your flavor of peculiar if you start to mask it
>>34358166Get them trimmed or learn how to trim them yourself.
>>34358170Sorry I meant "peculiar".
>>34358164They treat women like normal humans and not objects to goon to later.
I love the soft velvety feeling of my facial hair when I haven't shaved in a few days
>>34358171I think I’m an emotionally volatile ASPD self loathing loser, basically the same as everyone here
>>34358179I hate it, makes me want to grab a knife and slash my face
>>34358160Hehe, silly.
>>34358169I don't know if that's an option.>tfw didn't think I had anxiety when I was young because being anxious was just my default state>>34358174Idk man, I think I'd still do it and scratch/rip the top layer of skin off the side of my thumb for the umpteenth time even if my nails were super short
sometimes I'm tempted to post my face on /soc/ but something tells me that's not a good idea
>>34358185That's how you learn to stop.
>>34358172Reincarnation sounds worse than hell 2bh. >We could hang out as little cherubsKind of like heaven I like my soul but my body and mind are a cage. Personally I hope I can live again with the same soul but not be stuck in a cage. I'd like the struggle but not for no reason.
state genderif you had to write out a script for these three questions based on your personal experience, what would the answers be?>what do I have to do and be to earn and keep friends/love? >what do I have to do and be to be safe? >what do I have to do and be to be rewarded?
>>34358186What kind of reaction do you want?
I just wanted to make a friend at goth night. Now I’m all alone eating too many taquitos and drinking a jamica because I failed as a 26 year old male. I’m a failure
>>34358180nah you are a whiny and boring BPD narc in love with the smell of your own farts. a cringelord with the prefrontal lobes of a 12 year old who likes to think of himself as a sociopath.
>>34358186That is a pretty bad idea you're basically burning the last remnants of whatever dignity you had
>>34358185>don't know if that's an optionyeah, I suppose if it was, you'd have stopped by now I think your only actual option to resolve this would be detachment but thats scary and hard to do
>>34358190Nta but I’m hot and autistic. I want to know I’m a failure at meeting women irl when /soc/ anons say I’m hot
>>34358191that sucks, at least you got snacks and sips
>>34358166I used to chew my hair and bite my nails.The desire to stop has to be stronger than the compulsion. You have to force yourself to stop every time you become conscious that you're doing it until NOT doing it when you feel the urge becomes the habit instead of the picking. Get a fidget toy and buckle down.
>>34358187So to stop absent mindedly fidgeting and scratching my fingertips with my fingers, I should learn to trim my nails with nail clippers?>>34358195>>34358199So I just need to be less of a bitch?
>>34358188I do hope for a heaven, yeah How do you differentiate between your soul and mind?
>>34358202Remove your cuticles with a cuticle tool
there used to be a street in london in a former red light district which's name goes back to the 1200s called "gropecuntlane"why where the olden times so unserious, lol
>>34358203I wish you people would genuinely get killed
>>34358202>less of a bitchyou could word it like that and sure, yes, if you try to just force yourself to stop acting on the symptoms of your anxiety and tension, you will simply find another way to let off steam and it might be even worse, you might start to pluck out your lashes or pick your ears bloody if you want to get to the root of the problem, you'll have to find a way to chill the fuck out
>>34358206Shakespear made penis jokes
>>34358207NTA but why?
>>34358202>So I just need to be less of a bitch?Be nice to yourself. But yeah pretty much. Or more of a bitch depending on how you look at it because it's like training a dog. Consistency and repetition.
>>34358210uhm sweaty, *shakes spear*, "he" was actually a black lady trying to get published in a misogynistic and racist society
>>34358206The oldest recorded joke in the world is from like Syria or something and it's a fart joke
>>34358212It’s disgusting
Moids, atomussy?
>>34358214IN ENGLAND
>>34358173I mean strange, and perhaps implacable. I'm really just asking that to get an idea of whether or not I'm an autist or not, but becuase of the nature of the question it's like a fish pondering existence outside of water. The more I think about this though the more confused I get and the more I wonder if my nurture murdered me socially. When I socialize it's like warfare, and I can do it fine for the most part, though I wonder if I seem like a faggot or again, strange to people. All I have is good will, for the most part. I used to have a lot of social anxiety when I was younger. I was also very socially isolated in my teenage years though, and I had some social abnormalities that I think stemmed from abnormal dynamics placed on me, like situtations with my father socializing with his friends, at times lying about me and embelishing things, which put me in an odd spot.I overcame my social anxieties for the most part with a few things, including internalizing doom to overcome it, or what I call embracing the chud to overcome the chud, but also looking at things in a theological way, pertaining to the fall of man in Eden, which absolves whatever pointless social worries I would have when I know I share a place in a collective tragedy. I'm relatively quite self refferential so I don't know how other people look at these kinds of things.>>34358177I don't know what your point is but your post comes off as presumptious and accusatory and not exactly relivant to my question.
>>34358192I don’t think I’m a sociopath
>>34358219I was answering your question tho.
>>34358215humans are so sillyapparently there's this over 1k years old graffiti too, looks like stacy vs tall chad have been a thing since forever
>>34358164>non autisticsI cannot help you>>34358219And your spelling mistakes irk me to the point that I'm suspicious of you
>>34358206>>34358215>>34358222Was it graffiti at the Pompeii ruins that sounded exactly like 4chan shitposting?
>>34358203The simplest way I can put it is it's like an artist and his equipment. Or a programmer and his computer. He can have the fanciest tools or computer but if he's uninspired, creatively bereft, doesn't know how to use any of it etc he'll never really make anything of his own or stand out. He could copy things perfectly or be a machine but he doesn't really think about what he does or care or really even know what he's missing. He does what's required and goes through the motions and that's it.Likewise a great artist or programmer can only do so much with shit gear. I don't wanna blow my dick and say that I'm a "great artist" but I've got thoughts and ideas and things I wanna do that I can never express because I don't have said gear. Condemned to finger painting forever.
How do I get a gf? Do I just find an empty seat near one (or more) women, ask if the seat is taken, and then start talking with them?
>>34358224Lots of stuff about fucking and shitting so yeah pretty much
>>34358222Some things never change
>>34358226No. You talk to women and figure out if they could like you.But also if you're doing this really late (after age 25) you should probably see a therapist to make sure you don't have autism.
>>34358221Well it wasn't helpful and the implicit suggestion in your post is questionable.>>34358223>And your spelling mistakes irk me to the point that I'm suspicious of youIt's late, I'm tired, and I should be sleeping right now. Forgive me.
>>34358230>tfw 30Assume I have the 'tism. Is there hope?
>>34358231>Forgive meI shall not. Go to bed.
>>34358224They made a lot of gay and jokes
>>34358235Yeah, shitposting
>>34358224yeah, lolTavern of Verecundus: Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!House of the Citharist, below a drawing of a man with a large nose: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.House of Cuspius Pansa: The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poisonBar: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.House and Office of Volusius Luvencus: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.Bar of Athictus: I screwed the barmaid Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!' Gladiator barracks: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.Gladiator barracks: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.House of Pascius Hermes: Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this. Street wall: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog Exterior of a small house: Gaius Sabinus says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, you eat bread in Pompeii but you go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better House of Cosmus and Epidia: Aufidius was here. Goodbye Just outside the Vesuvius gate: Shitter, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place Barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators: Celadus the Thracian makes the girls moan! On the Street of Mercury: Publius Comicius Restitutus stood right here with his brotherHouse of Sextus Pompeius Axiochus and Julia Helena: Hectice, baby, Mercator says hello to you Vico degli Scienziati: Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?
>>34358238House of Orpheus: I have buggered menWood-Working Shop of Potitus, next to a bar: Would that you pay for all your tricks, innkeeper. You sell us water and keep the good wine for yourself Atrium of the House of Pinarius: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend House of Caesius Blandus: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times Vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii Merchants: Atimetus got me pregnant House of Caprasius Primus: I don't want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza: Secundus likes to screw boys.The Lupinare: I screwed a lot of girls here The Lupinare: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus The Lupinare: Sollemnes, you screw well! Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling UrbanaStreet of the Theaters: A copper pot went missing from my shop. Anyone who returns it to me will be given 65 bronze coins (sestertii). 20 more will be given for information leading to the capture of the thief Above a bench outside the Marine Gate: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.In the bascilica: I could caress Venus's ribs with a stick, and whip her buttocks with a switch: she pierced my heart, and I would gladly break her head with a cudgel! In the basilica: Phileros is a eunuch! In the basilica: Epaphra, you are bald! In the basilica: Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before! In the basilica: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it's your right
My sister got a puppy and she’s very tiny and cute
>>34358233You might need therapy if you weren't meticulously socialized to be generally pleasing and well mannered by your parents/family. Because you could be overlooking some etiquette and completely clueless as to why people think you're weird.
>>34358240Your sister or the puppy?
>>34358238>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!Sodomy schizo in ancient Rome
>>34358239In the basilica: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!In the basilica: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian Alternative translation: Someone at whose table I do not dine, Lucius Istacidius, is a barbarian to me In the basilica: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis In the basilica: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruinIn the basilica: Epaphra is not good at ball games In the basilica:Lucius Istacidius, I regard as a stranger anyone who doesn’t invite me to dinner Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door: We have pissed in our beds. Host, I admit that we shouldn't have done this. If you ask: Why? There was no potty House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door: "Secundus defecated here" three time on one wall House of the Centenary; in the atrium: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations? Triclinium of a house: Restitutus has deceived many girls Herculaneum bar: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whoresHerculaneum bar: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same timeHerculaneum bar, next to a drawing of a phallus: Handle with careHerculaneum bar: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice Herculaneum, on a water distribution tower: Anyone who wants to shit in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds Herculaneum, on the exterior wall of a house: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, shat well here Gladiator barracks: On April 19th, I made bread
>>34358243>Epaphra, you are bald!fat and balding moment it's pretty funny how literally nothing has changed at all
>>34358231Not for this website it isn't.
>>34358242The puppy obviously
Any ancient graffiti about braphogs who neglect their kids?
From the ice age to the dole ageThere is but one concernI have just discovered
>>34358189F>what do I have to do and be to earn and keep friends/love? Go the extra mile for the people around you - help someone in need, get inconvenienced, do something nice for them without expecting anything back, smile. Be kind and compassionate. Make the first step.For love, all of that but be cute and loyal.>what do I have to do and be to be safe? Stay at home as much as you can and don't drink, smoke or do drugs lol>what do I have to do and be to be rewarded?I don't know, I haven't been rewarded much.
>>34358191What is a goth night?
>>34358238>Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this.respond or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>34358252lmfao
>>34358239>Pot costs 65 sestertii>Prostitute costs 4 sestertiiWhat an economy
>>34358254good times were lost
>>34358245>go hang yourself! Literally
>>34358251It is the nights bars say everyone gets to dress goth.
Women, would you date this man?
>>34358241I'm allegedly a good time to be around, I make friends easily once I find myself in a conversation. I just don't know how to initiate conversation with new people or how to present my romantic interests to women. At some point I internalized that it is embarrassing or shameful to show any signs of attraction.
>>34358186It's very temporary validation and not worth it, gotta learn to love yourself
>>34358246True or not you're talking at me rather than to me by responding with that. I'm humanposting not eggregore posting.
>>34358259yes, moot4ever
>>34358259I wonder what he's up to these days...
>>34358259Why? Doesn't he get railed by jeffy? Does he have tats?
>>34358252Also a "don't stick your dick in crazy" and a slew of blogposts. If they spoke English they'd fit right in
>>34358259literally who
>>34358266>drawing of a phallus: Handle with careit's literally atoga, fascinating
>>34358099I'm like this too kek I constantly wash my hands, having dirty hands is icky af. Meanwhile my roommates never and it-s gross
>>34358262>all of my interactions with females my age have been buffoonish or like an alien.>not eggregore posting.
>>34358258I never thought I should hang out with my own people hehe
>>34358273shut the fuck up
>>34358071M, I hate most people so I would probably get beat up a lot>>34358218Just woke up and remembered that I live in England so am going back to sleep>>34358157Hope you're doing well too! XI have this stupid cold from my roommates and woume just sleep all day, but I have to help my roommate's mom at midday move furniture>>34358026Do you think sane people would spend their weekend posting here
>>34358273????
>>34358239>Atrium of the House of Pinarius: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriendthe based king
>>34358271I don't know what you mean by eggregore and I don't know if you know what I mean by it, but that being said... I'm tired of this conversation and I'm going to bed.
>>34358274Aaw widdle bitch boy got angwy
>>34358278*drinks your energy so you go to bed*
>>34357802Nta but "going to job interviews" sounds like a pretty mild form of mania desu, when I was manic I was trying to be a wizard or something
>tfw no gf to drink my energy so I can sleep
>>34358190I just want to know if I'm ugly or not>>34358193yeah>>34358261how does one learn to love himself?
>>34358279fuck off, tranny. get a new routine.
>>34357687Just tell her that you've come down with a cold and if you could maybe reschedule for a week>>34357645I care more about autonomy and not having to interact with people, than I care about hierarchies and power nonsenseDoes your character have a name lol
How do I, a man, figure out whether or not I look okay? No, I'm not posting my shit online
>>34358282https://voca.ro/1mtrg654OXt7
>>34357626>Do women just never approach the men they find attractiveThey often do desu but depends on their personalityMost girls I dated in the past approached
>>34357407Yes, a bear hibernating >>34357400Yeah I hate that shit lol. It's like my brain baits me into thinking I've woken up from a nightmare which just makes the next one feel more real>>34357592Dead>>34357820I hope the guy gets hit by a car>>34357891Same except I'm not chilling I'm in existential dread and constantly penniless My roommate's mom's gonna ask what I'm doing again for work later, ughhh
>>34357626I don't feel the need to talk to random strangers. I'll talk to someone if he's cute and I have an excuse to but nothing else.
can't wait for these cigarettes to kill me
>>34358295Same and the liquor
>>34358296oh! will the liquor kill me quicker?
>>34358288Go to a fashion stylist or do that color matching thing women do.
LIGHT THAT SMOKEYEAH ONE FOR GIVING UP ON MEAND ONE JUST CAUSE THEY'LL KILL YOUSOONER THAN MY EXPECTATIONS
>>34358297If you combine them and drink excessively yeah. Can't guarantee it'll be pleasant though.
>>34358285>how does one learn to love himselfIdk I'll let you know when I find out But I think it just starts with being kind to yourself and learning to appreciate your positive qualities and efforts. And also caring less about the "self" and ego in general and just living in the moment
>>34358301if it gets unpleasant it might be the motivation I need to actually kill myself, right now I'm too much of a pussy to do it
>>34358295>>34358296I hate to break it you guys but I've been an alcoholic chainsmoker for years and I'm still not dead Some of us are just cursed to live
>>34358300daddy chill
>>34357820>get humiliated>time to call my friends and parentsThe guy was undoubtedly a massive goatse asshat, but as a guy I simply don't understand why anyone would tell everyone they know how badly they just got rekt
>>34358304My grandpa drank at least a bottle of wine every other a day and smoked 4-5 packs a day and he lived to 74. Good luck.
>>34358305>xhe didn't have an emo phasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqW2aIoOXSI
>>34358298>that color matching thingWhat? I'm pretty sure my doctor would have told me if I'm colorblind
>>34358286Imagining cocks is on you, buddy
>>34358303NtaI met a girl at inpatient who slashed her own throat in the tub because the ALD hurt so bad so you might be on to something
>>34358307Based gramps I need to step up my game jk
>>34358304that's not fair! I want to be dead :(I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge instead then
>>34358310Just google color matching near me.
>>34358312funny, that's exactly the way I was thinking of killing myself
>>34358313Years after he died we keep finding packs of cigarettes hidden in places lmaoHe died in 2009 and I found a pack of his ciggies in the garage a couple weeks ago.
>>34358311go hang with your own people, tranoid.
>>34358310That's not the color matching thing.Your grandma would say you need to figure out what season you are. Just Google "fashion color analysis" it'll be faster than someone explaining it to you.
>>34358314LolI hope you find peace <3The only thing stopping me is I know some people would be sadBut feeling like a useless burden is starting to outweigh thatYou shouldn't kms obviously lol but I decided if I ever jump, a cliff is safer than a bridge>>34358317Based, are you gonna light one up for gramps
>>34358320>The only thing stopping me is I know some people would be sadthat's what motivates me to do it even more, I know it sounds mean but I have my reasons
>>34358317Bro smoke that shit Vintage cigs
>>34358315>>34358319How fucked am I if my colors don't match?
it never began for colorcels
>>34358318Your cope won’t make me trans, you little beta bitch lol
>>34358317Nta butAwNot the same but similar sentiment, sometimes when I'm rooting around in the basement I'll find something double wrapped and tied in plastic grocery bags in a particular way so I know the last person to touch that thing was my grandmother
such a big cock and no one to share it with
Dumbass general chatting is infinitely better than disgusting sex talk
Will you help me repair my door?
>>34358326your larping wont make you a woman, troongroid
>>34356216If a friendly response at work counts, over every week or two, same for if /atoga/ counts.If you mean outside of work/actual friendship, I stopped in 2021, and I stopped socializing with other men in 2024.I don't find interacting with women to be difficult or intimidating, just annoying/fatiguing.
>>34358324Will you please just look it up instead of asking stupid questions that don't make sense
what games have you been paying lately?
>>34358324It means you are making yourself ugly by wearing colors that don't compliment your phenotype.I.e. washing out, obstructing yourself, muting, and blending in too much.
>>34358329Truth niqqa
>>34358321I can empathise a bit. There is definitely that twisted part of me that wants to spite some people like "look where you pushed me to". But the better spite desu is to keep on living>I have my reasonsI'm sure ya do, whatever you decide, I hope you find peace>>34358330Ig I can try, what needs fixing
>>34358334League
>>34358334stardew valley
>>34358329Idk that guy really wants the goth girl to be trans, starting to sound like sex talk
>>34356229Why would you ask on 4chan, the one place online which relentlessly mocks it, tells the bbc spammers to kill themselves, is full of actual racists ever since the SJWs antagonized everyone, and where we complain about dicks in porn?
>>34358338https://youtu.be/0bNy7XO-SCI
>>34358334Nothing, tho I still do my Brawl Stars dailies lol
>>34358334Elden Ring
>>34358071mi try to live this as much as i can as it is a religious value. i don't count omissions as much although manipulation is not okay. it used to be uncomfortable socially but it is now truly empowering. telling someone "i am not going to talk about that" or "i have nothing to say" instead of lying grants you so much power, it is insanity.
>>34358341you arent a girl, troonlet
>>34358343Lmaoo
>>34358334None really. I only have my phone and I'm bad at them anyway.I've been using my gameified step counter and working on designing a dress pattern because I can't find anything I like for my sister's wedding.
am eating peach gummy rings rn and checked the ingredients and they used black currant, safflower and carrot juice for color and concentrated peach juice for flavor, thats so cute and wholesome of them, especially since those are the cheapest by weight store brand ones from the bottom shelf
>>34358329>disgusting sex talkLet's flip the script. Which is more wholesome, thin or chubby gf?
>>34358320>>34358323I smoked one a couple years after he died, and it tasted so fucking disgusting. Old cigarettes taste so bad.>>34358327That's really sweet.
>>34358348he won the case btw, never forgetti
>>34358350Wow everyone is so bothered by the red 40 thing that even the dollar store brands got on board. And I thought my step mom was just being kooky again now I feel bad.
>>34358338Woman feels tired and beaten down enough to go back to bed ONE time, writes a thousand books about wanting to die.
>>34358334yoshi's islaaaand i'm on world 5-4 now!!
>>34358347Everyone is trans now because someone called you a bitch
>>34358334Blasted through RE9 the other day. Tried to get back into Rimworld, but I think I'm gonna fire up Elden Ring again
>>34358129based. would plap & reproduce with.
>>34358071MYeah as>>34358346Said except I am not religious since my teens but never stoppedI decided to do this at age 7 and eventually added in a clause where I could lie freely in self-defense, that is if some moron was coming after me in a delusional way and I couldn't fiscally withstand the consequences of challenging them with the truth. What happened is I improved my mindset over time until I can longer relate to other people or want to be around them.
>>34358359Anon is fired up and having a blast
>>34358340that's the game that's like harvest moon right?I love harvest moon, will I like stardew valley? >>34358345I still need to play that game, I haven't played anything past dark souls 2 besides the first few areas in sekiro >>34358357nice!! man I kinda want to replay mario world and yoshi's island now.>>34358359was that game good? I kinda stopped caring about RE after revelations
>>34358357>game about some powerful being kidnapping a bunch of kids on an islandSounds oddly familiar...
>>34358361>What happened is I improved my mindset over time until I can longer relate to other people or want to be around them.it is better to die alone in righteousness than to die surrounded by people and falsehood
>>34358361based and I also found this video of you https://youtube.com/shorts/ZBMSdEAv-9M
>>34358363I never played harvest moon but stardew valley is a classic for a reason, it's my comfy escape world
>>34358362blast processing!!!
>>34358367I love harvest moon, well the one on ps1 and I'm very nostalgic for the one on snes but it's not the greatest, to be fair it was the first game of it's kind
>>34358362Yeah, just taking a break before I slap my dick in the car door that is RE9 insanity difficulty.>>34358363>was that game good?I really liked it, but it does have flaws. Story imo falls off hard after the first third/half. Game has you bouncing between the two protagonists in decent pacing, with Grace (autismo supreme new girl) having peak survival horror themes and Leon being very action heavy (at times skirting the boundary of Devil May Cry over the top shit). Again, story and ending is pretty dogshit. A secondary villain gets hamfisted in for no reason halfway through, but the main bad guy is fun (but retarded)
Femanons, are you squirt squad or cream team?
Curious if ppl (either gender, mainly men though) would mindif a major reason someone is attracted to you and/or dating you is due to a fetish they have that applies to you?
>34358293nobody fucking asked
>>34358374f, yeah thats disgusting af
>>34358374MKill myself
>>34358374MI would mind if that was all they wanted
>>34358373Gravy gusher hehe
>>34358374F. I would feel really weird loving someone sincerely while they mostly see me as a sexual object.
>>34358379he asked women, not trannies
>>34358374MDepends entirely on the fetish
>>34358374I hate goth chasers. Also I'm not a kink dispenser.
>>34358374M. As long as I am getting laid regularly I wouldn't care.
>>34358374MI have been fetishized for my age, height and accent before.Didn't mind it at all and just played into it.
>>34358374Depends on the fetish. It's weird if you like my feet, but everybody has feet and I don't feel like our relationship is just because of your fetish if you're fetishizing my feet. What's the fetish?
>>34358378it wouldnt but it would basically make up most of why they are attracted to you physically >>34358382elaborate
>>34358373you do understand that consistency and color changes with the cycle and isn't the same all the time, right?
>>34358374Would definitely fuck with my head/make me feel bad
>>34358374MDo they still love me? Might weird me out, but I'm a khhv so frankly I have nothing to compare it to.
>>34358372>Story imo falls off hard after the first third/half.I stopped caring about the story after 5 lol but I might try that later RE games just for the gameplay
>>34358381Aww bitch boy is triggered again
>>34358383are you even goth though?
>>34358373Depends on what week of the cycle it is
>>34358388You do understand that I don't give a fuck, right?
>>34358393She is not, just delusional attention whoring.
>>34358395you should because it nullifies your whole question since thats like me asking if you're a hungry or non hungry man when that depends on wether you haven't eaten in a while or just stuffed yourself and isn't a fixed category you can be in
>>34358393I'm not a poser.
>>34358393she puts on black lipstick every now and then
>>34358398you good with whale hunters?
>>34358374this is mario farty isn't it?m, attraction is attraction, and if i like you then my philosophy is to not look a gift horse in the mouth. i am an acquired taste anyway, you'd come to find other reasons soon enough
>>34358400*douses you in hyrdochloric acid*
>>34358387If I thought the fetish was gross ("you farted on our first date and I like farts") I'd nope out of there real fast. Otherwise I wouldn't care, and if it's a shared fetish all the better.
>>34358391>but I might try that later RE games just for the gameplay100% play 7 if you haven't, it's loads of fun and the bad guys (well, 2 of them) are fucking great. 8 wasn't bad, but the different sections of the game felt kind of rushed imo. 7 and 8 are pretty much self contained in terms of storyNever played any of the Revelations games, and I really disliked 6
>>34358405whatre ur fetishes then anon?
>>34358407>whatre urMan, fuck off.
>>34358408LOL what is the issue
>>34358408Lmao
You know for how much libtards love their "live and let live" philosophy they sure do judge you a whole lot for dating 16 to 20 year old year old women, never to your face though, only impotently online.
Imma cuck with a fat fetish. BlueValk is my white whale.
>>34358407Irrelevant to the question and I'm not dating you.
>>34358411boohoo nigga damb
>>34358387That’s fine, although I don’t have anything worth fetishizing, and they can love me for me
>>34358412This really puts it in perspective how pathetic those fetishes are.
>>34358413that seems like code for it being something embarrassingly vanilla or very vile >>34358416i doubt it, there is a fetish for some very niche things, you'd be surprised,
I don't care if it hurts, just so long as it's real
What should I (M) do before going to my first Ren Faire?
>>34358412I should never feel bad about myself ever again, damn
>>34358420become chad
>>34358419Getting penetrated is very real.
>>34358420Outfit check?Mobility check?Events?
>>343584168 billion people in the world. Someone out there will fetishize you, technically.
hi femshits, i'm all warm and cozy in my freshly washed doggy pajamas :D <3
>>34358418There was a question about fetishes in one of these threads a few days ago and I replied to that. You're free to guess which one was me.
>>34358374this got a lot more negative replies than i thoughtdo ppl not like to be lusted over anymore?since when did everyone become prudes
Hypnosis fetishists... you are getting very sleepy...
>>34358422Already going to the gym>>34358424>Outfit check?Working on it. Plan to get some base pieces off Amazon and then improve it at the event.>Mobility check?I can walk around all day, if that's what you're asking>Events?Sadly the faire has not put out a list of what will be going on yet. Figure it will be published in the coming month.
>>34358428Tranny
>>34358430uwaa I'm very sleepy now zzzzzz
women, are pronounced cheekbones attractive on a man?
>>34358427Ah yes, coprophilia.
>>34358435Damn you got me first guess
Cum Orbees, that is all
>>34358432yes but the fetish isnt trannyrelated
>>34358412You never read Moby Dick you fucking poser.
*boops your nose*hehehe
>>34358434Depends on the rest
women, is a spongy rectum attractive on a man?
>18 year old DMs with me on tiktok since I'm an older manFuuuuck this is so hooottt
>>34358453>inb4 Indian man behind AI
>>34358440It explains your line of thinking
Alright ladies, beard or no beard?
>>34358460No beard, I like pretty boys.
>>34358460only if youre blond
>>34358460Depends on the guy but if I have to pick, beard
Femanons, do you ever desire to be a ditzy bimbo barbie doll?
>>34358460Mustache
>>34358467I like being a doll
>>34358469Good girl.
>>34358468Glad to hear this. I don't think it's a very common opinion.
>>34358462>>34358464Big beard or trimmed beard?>>34358468Hitler mustache or big ol' handlebars?
>>34358437nta but it's so easy to figure out because people that are this smug and proud of their fetishes are always the ones having the most disgusting and depraved ones, they think it makes them superior, like the ultimate gooner, having left humanity behind and nobody could ever get to their level or comprehend their twisted mind UwU type shi>do you have any idea how many years of hating humanity it has taken to get to the point of having acquired such niche taste? *joker grin*
>>34358467Not really. I like being me. I'm not ditzy or a bimbo.
>>34358411>i can not handle anyone thinking anything ill off me
>>34358374Being liked exclusively for something I don't consider core to my identity doesn't sound so great. At best it's a basis for a fuckbuddies type of thing.
>>34358457Nah her pics she sent me are too consistent.
>>34358470You’re such a fucking weirdo
>>34358288Are you getting female attention? I yes then you look okay, otherwise you don't look okay.
How long is it appropriate to wait before having the "what are we" conversation with a guy? Started seeing someone who I really, really like, and I don't want to scare him off by doing too much too soon, but god damn it I want it.>>34356273Redecorating a bit might help.>>34356286FRough stuff, military themes, cock/ball worship, fellatio, hairy guys, WMBF. Usually prefer reading to watching.
>>34358483>the "what are we" conversationThis should not be a thing, as a matter of course.
>>34358485Why do you say so?
>>34358482Define "attention". They don't run up to me or anything, but sometimes I catch them looking and not appearing disgusted.
>>34358365I guess technically but it amounts to little more than vanity if no one else is doing it or will listen. We're two billion dead embryos deep because it's "convenient" not to think about it regardless of anything I do or don't. But there really is nothing more I can do than my individual best under these conditions. >>34358366More or less. He's still very enamored with the "make yourself special and unique and attention getting" idea of sincerity despite his old age, and he's only addressing the "vibes" of post-modernity without noticing that in fact a friendly ho-hum person can still be diabolical due to simply Repeating The Line if the line itself is evil enough. But I share his general suspicion and dislike of people by this point, unfortunately.
>>34358488It suggest a lack of confidence and commitment that indicates that it's too soon for that conversation.
>>34358374MDepends on the specifics, by itself I wouldn't have an innate reason toThis same question keeps me from dating though
>>34358489>Define "attention".I was thinking along the lines of they initiate friendly conversation.>them looking and not appearing disgustedSounds promising at least.
>>34358380That's just a thought-terminating cliche feminists spam It means literally nothing unless you are trying to "date" a homosexual man
>>34358502Do you believe men are incapable of loving women, or to view them as more than objects to use for their enjoyment?
>>34358374Mdepends on the fetishIf she thinks "he has cute hands" or "he looks cute I bet I could pin him down and breed him amazon mating press style" then naturally i would enjoy that
>>34358472trimmed for surelong beards are disgusting lookingno men can pull it off
>>34358411I got with my gf when we were 20 and 16 respectively. Despite it being legal where we're from, we regularly have to lie to Americans lest they label us a pedophile and abuse victim respectively.
>>34358496>He's still very enamored with the "make yourself special and unique and attention getting" idea of sincerity despite his old age, and he's only addressing the "vibes" of post-modernityyeah, I mean, if you look at his body language and the books he wrote, he's obviously gay as fuck, which explains this
Still waiting for my Amy Winehouse gf
>>34358334slay the spire 2
>>34358517She choked on her own vomit before you could meet her.
>>34358517amy winehouse is lady gaga
>>34358521:(
>>34358522You are incorrect
>>34358334Pathologic 3.
>>34358517your designated amy winehouse gf has already died of an overdose
>>34358522
>>34358526u sure bout that? >>34358529
>when you get her going so hard via sexting she just collapses and forgets about the chat for several minutes
>>34358530https://youtu.be/Aj5ClqFeXB4
>>34358529Nice use of black and white photos
>>34358531She got bored/icked, I always said I got distracted gooning when some guy thinking he was doing something gave me the ick and I didn't want to reply anymore Works like a charm
>>34358535Man hands.
Can't sober up from my sleep.
Not sure what to cook tomorrow.
>>34358532lmfao, he's so fucking silly does he think he can edit wikipedia articles by arguing with AI? his brain is so smooth and shiny, I love it
>>34358522What was that meme about men vs. women in charge of showing a picture of something they want you to see, again?
>>34358540Very quotable too https://youtu.be/djuaSYN8Ji4
>>34358538pita bread with lamb shawarma, greek salad and tzatziki
>>34358538Don't worry about it today.But yeah, this is kind of the reason I hate cooking. The cooking itself can be fun, but I hate planning and having to buy ingredients.
>>34358544Damn, that's a lot.I think I might just go hiking instead and grab something on the way back.
Women what would it take for you to recognise a country as independent?
>>34358542kekthis is the screenshot I took trying to get one where he covers the pics the least>>34358543I remember you I don't like you
>>34358549You are incorrect
>>34358546it's not that much... you buy some lamb loin, cut it in thin strips, put some olive oil/thyme/salt/pepper and sear it, you cut some veggies, put salt/pepper/vinegar/olive oil/lemon juice and feta, mix some yoghurt with garlic/salt/pepper/squeezed grated cucumber, toast some pita bread you also bought and assemble takes maybe half an hour, you got this
>>34358545I love all of it.Shopping is fun for me too. You get to vroom vroom in your car, being all adult and stuff.
>>34358551I told mommy, she shouldn't kiss uncle stilios on the lips
>>34358555Now, I have a personality where I can manipulate people like that
>>34358553>takes maybe half an hourIt'd take longer.But I could go for something with tzatziki-ish, since I still got a ton of greek yoghurt. I would definitely use chicken over lamb though. Let those little cuties live.
>>34358558she told me to mind my own businesshttps://youtube.com/shorts/-VNQKW4Xl60
>>34358554I dislike cars. Cars are icky.
>>34358559yeah fine, chicken would be great too>Let those little cuties liveso hypocritical, chickens are cute too
>>34358561>Cars are icky.So are supermarkets, for that matter.
>>34358560>I felt like I’d been electrocuted Lmfao I remember this, his wife gets into a car accident Here’s a good onehttps://youtube.com/shorts/j4Sqm29Gpxw
I got ptds, post traumatic down syndrome
>>34358565imagine getting charged and going into a three day coma because you called some wench a hoe because she hit your car because she was having a mental breakdown because she cheated on her husband and the guy that put you in a coma over it gets away with it because he has diplomatic immunity justice who? lol
>>34358562I was expecting you to incorrectly call me hypocritical.Chicken don't live as long relative to how old they could get, whereas lambs get slaughtered as children basically. I'm also not a fan of veal for that reason.Like, let the animals at least have some nice time, before I get to enjoy their succulent meat. I also only buy meat from local farmers who treat and feed their animals better.But you are free to disagree with me.
>>34358561Weird, but ok.
>>34358567Tell me that isn’t a skill issue of the highest order The Greeks are very impatient drivers.
>>34358568thats just a whole lot of coping to feel better about killing a living being for your own pleasure, just accept that you're a predatory monster that enjoys the dead flesh of animals and be done with it
>>34358561I hate cars
>>34358571I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR APPROVAL
>>34358574I’m involved in the import export business
>>34358561Anything else I can add to my ickmaxxing checklist?
>>34358576are you happy now?
>>34358568NTA but that's just plain wrong. Chickens are killed after 1.5 months and they live up to 8 years (so 1.6% of their life span)Lambs live 6 to 8 months and they can live for up to 14 years (so 4.1% of their life span).Lamb live much longer both in absolute terms and in relation to how long they can possibly live.I get free range chickens who are "humanely raised" and they live for 3 months, which is still less than what a lamb lives for.
>>34358578I think “you are incorrect” is only 2nd to GET UP ON THE FUCKING ROOF for me
>>34358579shhh, you're ruining anons morality cope
>>34358579The chicken I get live around 1.5 years.
>>34358580what about I don't like hairy guys tho?
>>34358578Lady Gaga is 5'1 and Amy Winehouse was 5'3
>>34358584“I’m 100% sure he’s gay. It was a vibe” There’s too many good ones
>>34358583I doubt sincerely. Egg-laying chickens are kept alive for that long but not meat chickens. There's absolutely no reason for a chicken to be kept alive that long if it's for meat.
>>34358585yeah, I too can stand straight or not >>34358586he's basically a gold mine
>>34358583>>34358587Especially because meat breeds tend to have issues that end up causing injuries past 8-12 months. Like, really this is a lie from someone who has never had an animal in his life.
>>34358589>>34358587>no reasonAs I said, it's from local farms who treat their animals with larger areas and stuff.You're free to not believe me (or their label), but that's your choice.
>>34358590>it's JH ofc
>>34358588Cut it out or you’re gonna get a bomb up your ass
Would you ever win a Latin Chaddy award?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYc1qMe_kpc
>>34358590I own a farm, I only buy my meat from local farms, there's absolutely no reason for them to keep a chicken alive for a year and half. It's bad for their business and it's bad for the chicken itself since chickens selected for meat tend to get overweight and develop problems in their joints and their cardiovascular system.4 to 6 weeks is the standard for industrial chciken, 8 to 12 weeks is the standard for farm chickens.If they're using heritage reeds, so not breeds selected for meet consumption specifically, 4 to 6 months would be the most they'd be kept alive for.
>>34358566That is called autism. It can be cured through sodomy. You must allow an anal invasion of cock to enter between your cheeks. That is the only way your autism can be cured.You must be sodomised. And you must be masturbated.
>>34358595>I own a farmDo you ever fuck the animals there?
>>34358597No, I've never had issues finding people to have sex with.
God gave me an insemination rod for a reason.The reason, is that I must inseminate your anus.
>>34358598Right, you've never had issues finding animals other than have sex with because you are surrounded by them. That is why when one of your chickens lays an egg you strangulate the chicken and force it to watch as you jizz on the chicken's egg to fertilise it. And then you coom all over the chicken's face and beak, blinding it in the eyes.
>>34358600That's a pretty weird post, anon. Hope you get better.
I named my penis Moby Dick. Because it is a big, white cock. A white whale. And it gets hard to the music of Moby. Moby. Dick.
>>34358603So you’re into fat chicks?
Those who shit in bathroom stallsCrumple their poo in little ballsAnd once they've answered nature's call They smear their poo along the walls
>>34358604We need to talk about Jim Marcus.
>>34358598>No, I've never had issues finding people to have sex with.You will.
My brother's wearing the other one. But it's dirty! I still see the XThey're coming to get me
You have a disease.A disease called autism. Your autism must be cured. As part of your treatment. You will need to be held down. And forcibly medically masturbated.
>>34358597Use NTA, like a normal person.
My anus is bleeding, and semen is dripping from my anal cavity. Semen is now trying between my toes. I took a walk on the beach covered in semen and groaning and sobbing from the rectal bleeding inflicted upon me. I have been buggered. Not in so long have I been made a designated buggery boy. Only in boarding school and prison, where homosexualistic acts were enforced upon me by my seniors. The pecking order is a peckering order. It's the cycle of life. The older boys will always fuck you with their peckers to assert dominance. The senior partners will always fuck you with their peckers to assert dominance. They will homosexualise you and make you their catamite.
>>34358592What are you fags blaming me for now? I just woke up.
>>34358628The sexual abuse of farm animals before they are slaughtered. Before they face decapitation and execution. Before they face God's judgment for their sins, after they have been violated. May the sexually abused farm animals never know the Kingdom of Heaven.
If the government allows sexual offenders to be castrated, not chemically but traditionally castrated, do you think restaurants will do good business serving convicted sexual criminal gonads as food? There has to be a market for the cannibal-curious willing to feast upon roasted human ball sacks prepared in butter and garlic.
>>34358635Not really. But it would be easier to get.
Women, should men tuck their shirts?
>>34356199Women, have you ever licked a man's asshole?Men, would you date a woman that has licked another man's asshole?Men, are you into having your ass licked?
>>34358646M.Not your question, but I have never and would never lick a woman's asshole.No.No.
>>34358643What is the occasion?
>>34358646fuck no
>>34358616This is not the start to Caturday I imagined.
>>34358643If it works with their outfit, sure. It's not a requirement all the time, though.>>34358646I've never licked a man's asshole. A woman's asshole? Yes.
>>34358655Just everyday life
>>34358643NAG but I always feel like a dork when I tuck my shirt, I've only done it for job interviews and stuff where I need to look brofessional
Hi everbody. I’m working on myself
>>34358561Cyclist bros stay winning...>>34358564Where am I meant to get stuff D:
>>34358657How would you like your Caturday to start?
>>34358665Hi everybody, I'm having a beer before a jobGl though and godspeed <3What's your first step?>>34358612>awww my pilessss I used to be obsessed with this case lol and other broadcast signal intrusions. It inspired me to hijack our school's intercom one day with a buddy lol
>>34358646MYes.No.
>>34358643Highly depends on the look you're going for. If you're doing the one on top, yes, go for it. If you do the one on the bottom, no, and whilst you're at it, kys please.
>>34358673>whilst you're at it, kys pleaseTfw I had a fit almost exactly like the bottom D: but I'd rarely tuck the shirt
>>34358673What is the issue in the bottom?The top buttons being undone or the collared shirt in general?
>>34358612What's really funny to me about this case also is that the guys could've broadcast anything they wanted for two whole minutes, on one of the biggest TV stations in America. But they just did a shitpost. All the authorities were like "we're gonna catch these guys and make them pay!!" but they never caught them and nothing on the same scale and notoriety has been replicated since. Legends
>>34358674Why are you gay? >>34358675The worst part is the skinny pants, makes my skin crawl. The second worst part is the synthetic materials, it screams I am a corporate slave, please exploit me harder daddy. The skin tight shirt is basically the grindr uniform and the unbuttoned top button makes this even more homosexual it was to begin with. Why is he trying to show off his ass? His thighs? His bulge? His arms? His chest? Next thing you know he air drops you his getting topped OF link.
>>34358667A few more minutes of sleep would be nice to be woken up by my living, breathing cat alarm.
>>34358678So normal jeans + tucked collared shirt is fine?
womenWhat is the level or sexual experience and skill you would expect of a man from the following age groups:1. 20 y.o2. 30 y.o3. 40 y.o
>>34358680Yes, if they fit in a non gay way, thats perfectly good.
>>343586821. What is a non gay way?2. Why are you homophobic?
>>34358657NTA, but I have an idea for a different way to start Caturday.Did you ever go back to your post on that other board and see if you got any more (You)s?
>>34358681I want to add to this question: Is any less experience than expected a red flag?
>>34358678I am not gae I am a transgendaa>>34358678>worst part is the skinny pantsThey're not even that skinny wtf>I am a corporate slave, please exploit me harder daddyI mean I've never been a corpo slave but the shirt is a nice colour, I got a similar one as a gift>Why is he trying to show off his ass? His thighs? His bulge? His arms? His chest? Shake what your mamma gave ya
>>34358678To each their own ig. The top pic looks like some hippie boomer in the woods trying to LARP as poor. The sweater is nice, I have a similar cashmere one in blue, but why is he wearing it on seemingly a summer's day
>>34358681>20I'd expect him to battle demons of being plagued by his own sexual curiosity, probably shame, repression, desperate attempts to control and restrict. >30 I'd expect him to battle demons of defeat and frustration at having failed to repress, control and restrict his own curiosity, having explored and experimented with his sexuality and ideally has found some acceptance for parts of it. He might also have developed some anxiety about performance. >40 I'd hope he has made peace with his sexuality fully, has recovered the playful aspect of exploration and experimentation, has gotten over the destructive idea of sex as performance instead of mutually shared experience, has chilled the fuck out and learned how to just enjoy himself and be fully present.
>>34358681I have a lot of sexual experience, I think. Not as much as someone who has casual sex, but as much as someone who only has sex in relationships could have.I have dated virgins in their early 20's, and that was fine. I'd expect guys older than that to have had at least one other partner besides me. It's not a problem if they are virgins, but it'd make me ask more questions about the context. Same with if they had a ton of partners at any age.
I WILL continue buying and wearing button-down shirts that appeal to me personally and I WON'T listen when /atoga/ tells me that I'm sabotaging my dating potential with them.
>>34358684I used to check a certain super slow general to see if anybody responded positively to sensitive personal media I'd posted. It was up for days.
>>34358683>1One that's not trying to show off your body parts like a piece of meat at a faggot auction. >2Because homosex is yuck. >>34358687>transgendaaCase in point.>>34358689>hippie boomer in the woods trying to LARP as poorWhich is based, much more based than bottom could ever be. >why is he wearing it on seemingly a summer's dayLooks more like one of those last sunny autumn days.
>>34358693Based lol, I used to have a shirt really similar to this
>>34358691>>40>I'd hope he has made peace with his sexuality fully, has recovered the playful aspect of exploration and experimentation, has gotten over the destructive idea of sex as performance instead of mutually shared experience, has chilled the fuck out and learned how to just enjoy himself and be fully present.What would you think if that 40 year old man is very low sexual experience. The reason being doesn't matter. But just assume he is very low sexual experience
>>34358695>Case in pointI was jookiing >Which is basedGo date gramps then in his penthouse >sunny autumn days>sunnyCan't relate as a bongWhen I worked reception desk I wore even tighter pants and shirts sometimes lol. Don't hate the player hate the game
>>34358692>but as much as someone who only has sex in relationships could have.how many relationships have you had and how old are you>I'd expect guys older than that to have had at least one other partner besides me.would it be weird if a 40 year old man had only had 1 previous partner?
>>34358694I'm thinking specifically of the post that you posted 11 days ago. I'm wondering if I replied to it too late for you to see.
>>34358697If he has reached this level of sexual maturity, the details of how he got there don't matter that much as long as they are within reason. That said, I'm not sure he can fully reach it with zero experience since understanding something in theory and actually living it in reality can be two totally different things. Him having gotten to that point in theory is already more than many achieve even with lots of experience though, so it's not nothing and certainly a good starting point.
>>34358684>>34358700No but I did make the pink wooden flower. Considering which to try next or if I should make one of the bigger scenes.Note to future self: work on your finger strength
>>34358698We all know you gay as fuck qt, your take on straight male fashion is 100% irrelevant.
>>34358699I'm 34, and I've had nine partners.>would it be weird if a 40 year old man had only had 1 previous partner?I think it'd be atypical, yes. I wouldn't assume anything without asking why that's the case, though. It'd make sense if he was in one relationship his whole life that abruptly ended or something like that
>>34358703that doesn't make sense
>>34358700Hopefully you're thinking of >>34358704. Because if anybody ITT saw what I posted and linked it back to me, my life is over.
>>34358708ok
>>34358707nta but would that guy be considered experienced or not?
>>34358707he got into his first relationship at 31, and it ended at 34
When a date says "tell me about yourself", what are they actually asking for? Basic things like my job and hobbies? Slightly more deep things like politics and how I prefer to communicate? Or something else entirely?
>>34358711Depends how much he fucked the one partner, explored his preferences, and learned how to communicate in the bedroom.
I WILL continue to sabotage my self and destroy my future beyond repair no matter what /atoga/ tells me.
>Men waking up first>pure stealth, not a sound, skipping things they want like coffee just so others can sleep>Women waking up first>cupboards slamming, airplane engines running, everybody has to know they're upSeriously women can fuck off already. The "me me me" gender with no grace
>>34358712What was he doing up until he was 30? Just focusing on other things besides dating?
>>34358713obviously depends on the people involvedthe insta model with the hr job will mean something else than the bpdemon that has been doing off jobs since dropping out of school
>>34358715So someone could be extremely sexually experience only from 1 partner? But its only 1 person. The path of learning would be very narrow
>>34358717Doesn't sounds like any woman I know. Then again I mingle with highly educated women.
>>>/int/220128169
>>34358718life. What do you mean what was he doing unit 30? Not everyones lives follow the same track
>>34358704I'm glad you had fun, or at least enough fun to want to try another.If you want this Caturday to move in an unexpected direction, then check that thread again. There's a new (You) waiting for you.>>34358709Please say NTA next time.
>>34358717there's a whole trope on social media about dads getting up in the morning being loud as fuck for no reason but go off how this isn't an "inconsiderate fuck" issue but a gendered thing https://youtube.com/shorts/fVSFrkq4oL4
I love chubby women
>>34358713I guess start with some basics just to get the convo rolling, if you have good chemistry you'll probably naturally get into some deeper and weirder shii anyways>>34358706How am I gay lol >>34358716>WILL continue to sabotage my self and destroy my future beyond repairBased and samesiesJk you deserve better than that, you can build things up one step at a time>>34358719>bpdemon that has been doing off jobs since dropping out of schoolBruhsonally attacked
>>34358720Experience isn't just about trying things with lots of people. It could be trying lots of things with few people. The idea is that being sexually experienced is moving past the point where everything about sex itself is too new to generalize. Alone, you can learn what you like and what you want out of a physical relationship. With one partner, you can get past the awkwardness of sex and learn how to communicate during in the best ways. Also just generally learning to control your body and to be mindful of your strength and all that is something you can pick up with few partners.
>>34358723Most people's lives in the general area I live in follow a similar path through life that forces them to interact with others in a way that makes never having a partner before 30 a rarity.
>>34358728chubby or american "chubby" (grossly obese)?
>>34358724To be fair, you framed the second part of your post as a separate Saturday question addressed to the whole thread. If you want to DM someone on 4chan, at least stop vagueposting about it.
>>34358732Maybe for those people. But not everyones lives follow the same path. I did not have the ability to meet women throughout almost all of my 20s.
>>34358728Hourglasses or pears?
>>34358717>pure stealth, not a sound, skipping things they want like coffee just so others can sleepI'm like this too but I feel like you're just brojecting your own personalityI've lived with men and women who were both very noisy in mornings lolJust get some earplugs g
this girl said she was really busy with her new job so she cant meet till april. ive been talking to her all month. when we meet she better let me hit, or its a waste of effortbut realistically im going to get nowhere, it never works out when you invest this much time without even meeting
>>34358734Regular chubby>>34358740Hourglass obviously
>>34358742>she better let me hitthis is why she doesn't want to meet
>>34358739Again, I'm talking about what I'd consider normal based on the people around me. That's all I have experience with. So I can only judge how atypical something is based on those personal experiences.
>>34358744>Hourglass obviouslyThat's not fair. We aren't all so blessed that the chubbiness goes to our tits. Sometimes it goes straight to the ass.
>>34358730So you're saying that a man with only 1 partner could be very good at sex with all the women he meets later?
>>34358742Why are you guys so determined to make me be grossed out by you?>>34358717I wish. My dad used to unload the dishwasher at 3 in the morning slamming the pots and pans in the cup boards.
>>34358751>grossed out by you?>oh noooooooo people wanna have sexhow do you survive in this world without constantly vomiting if this triggers you so much
>>34358749A man with one partner could've developed all the considerations needed to be a good partner, but obviously that's not a guarantee. That's why I don't judge a guy just based on his number of partners. Same way I don't assume a guy with dozens of casual partners in his past would be any good in bed either.
>>34358747You already have your throuple, you don't need to impress or win approval from any randos on 4chan.
>>34358753People wanting to have sex doesn't "trigger me". A man acting like it's so much effort to talk to a woman and it's such a waste if she does not even let him fuck her immediately is... yeah, gross.Just pay for a whore if you're like this, why do you even pretend you like women?
>>34358755I'm advocating for flat pears everywhere.
>>34358709>>34358724Time to pack it in anons. Maybe I will check after work. The last snow pile in the driveway is almost meted so I have to start cleaning up the yard when the dog’s land mines are clear.
>>34358749Nta but yes, absolutely. Even a man with a body count of zero can technically be better in bed than a guy with a three digit bc because it's not just a numbers game, it depends on wether you actually learn the important things from that experience you gather and to learn the right things you need to value and pay attention to the right things, you need to have the intelligence to observe patterns and actually integrate the lessons you derive from the gathered data. And you have to actually care. If you don't give a shit as long as you get yours, it doesn't matter how many girls you tricked into sleeping with you, it won't mane the experience any better for the girl sleeping with you. Imagine someone throwing a basketball absentmindedly and just to get some pent up physical energy out a thousand times vs a professional athlete working on his mindset when training, trying to be fully present with the throw, trying to analyze why sometimes the throw went where he wanted it to go and sometimes it didn't, trying to actually up his game and not just do something for the sake of doing something. The same is true about fucking, it's about intention, attention and capacity combined. And by capacity I don't just mean physical capacity, an athlete might have the perfect build for a certain sport but if he doesn't have the character to go with it to use said build in a masterful way, it might gloss over lack of skill up to a certain point but it won't ever get him to be truly amazing.
>>34358757>A man acting like it's so much effort to talk to a womanNta but it's effort to talk to anyone, not women-specific
>>34358759>The last snow pile in the driveway is almost meted...for now.Have fun at work today.
>>34358761Fair point lol
>>34358758You're just playing into your own insecurities. Flat pears don't need your advocacy. Any man saying "I don't want a flat pear" is lying, especially on a website like 4chan. That Anon would fall in love with the first woman to show him any positive attention, no matter how flat or pearish she is.
>>34358757>why do you even pretend you like women?did I?>whoresworse sex and theyre oftne not as attractive, also expensive. I rather gaslight womenthis place isnt for you, maybe try pleddit
>>34358765I just woke up from sleeping with my cat on my feet. No excuse, just eep.
>>34358766>That Anon would fall in love with the first woman to show him any positive attention, no matter how flat or pearish she isThat's not the affirmation you think it is.
>>34358767>did I?Yes, you're spending a month talking to a woman to take her out on a date. You say yourself you're pretending you like her to fuck her.I'll stay here and call you gross when you act gross. You're a piece of shit.
>>34358770Sure it is. It's a reminder that your value comes from within yourself, and not from what other people (especially on 4chan) say about you. You already know that you're valuable, and you only lose certainty when you waste time arguing with someone on 4chan about your value.
>>34358767What loser says >tryreddit anymore?
>>34358768Nvm was crashing out for nothing gonna do the job in half an hour lol>>34358768Lol that sounds comfy, hope you and cat had a good snooze
>>34358773>>34358773if the redditards went away this place would be a lot nicer, its solid advice
>>34358772It's still nice to hear positive things from strangers, regardless of the impact on my perceived or actual value.
Femanons, does this book speak to you?
>>34358777It doesn't feel nice when you have to beg for it.When Anon says>I like X.and you ask>But what about Y?and Anon answers>I prefer X.and you ask>But isn't Y good too?and Anon answers>Well... I suppose Y is okay too, I guess.then you're not going to leave that conversation feeling positively affirmed.
>>34358781Not really. I'm white so dating white boys is nothing to feel special about lmao.
>>34358782>then you're not going to leave that conversation feeling positively affirmedYou underestimate how low the bar for positive interactions and tangentially related generalizations on 4chan is.
>>34358781I'd never publicly draw attention to the interracial aspect of my relationship, for fear of someone assuming it's a relationship purely based on racial fetishizing.
>>34358781Uh no... I'm white, so ofc I date white boys.
>>34358786Even on this website, there are plenty of people who will be nice to you without being begged. The nice people don't exist in small numbers, they're just less visible because the not-nice people are louder and bolder.
>>34358790Well then it's clearly a me problem if I resort to begging so easily.
>>34358785>>34358789Now kiss.
>>34358791It's a human problem, not a you problem. Everybody is insecure, not just you. I'm telling you the things I wish I had someone to tell me.
>>34358792She's not a white boy I fear.
>>34358781This book looks cute lol
>>34358794I appreciate that.
>>34358792No thanks, I'm not homosexual.
>>34358799Why not? Girls are better kissers than guys
>>34358787You act like racial fetishizing is a bad thing
>>34358801No, they feel weird.
>>34358803I definitely don't think it's a bad thing in the bedroom. I just think that it's painfully reductive at best and offensive at worst if strangers think I'm only dating someone white because they're a different color than me.
>>34358781No, I'm black, not Asian
Stay strong kings, don't let these huzz get you
>>34358808What about LaQuandra dates a white boy?
>>34358781nag but I see that someone saw a bit of themselves in knives chau
>>34358813thats a bot you absolute mongrel
>>34358803My girlfriend calling me a coloniser is the glue that keeps us together.
>>34358824I could never take it that far. Too scary.
>>34358827So how do you do it then?
I need my runaround Sue
>>34358830Mostly just complimenting each other and enjoying the aesthetic contrast.
I wonder where my little runaway could be.
>>34356216almost zero, and go out of my way to avoid it.I dont dine in restaurants with female waiting staffI go to self checkout if all the cashiers are womenThe only non family women I do interact with is the two middle aged women at the boxing gym I go to. Because I cant really avoid it and one of them hooks me up with cheap fruit sometimeMy sister says im being an asshole for it, but it is what it is
Men, what do you think makes someone like her undatable and unworthy of being in a relationship? There are millions of women like her who can't find a guy to settle down with and enjoy life together. Why is that? Are you assholes happy with what you are doing to nice young women right now?
>>34358833It's positive raceplay still. She likes to imagine I'm a colonizer from ye olden days who doesn't know her language but is so smitten by her that I must have her right then and there. Then she dirty talks in her native language rather than our "main" language, so to speak.
>>34358781Is playing the electric guitar a deep historical part of Asian cultural heritage?
>>34358840im willing to bet she has sky high standardsshe doesnt look ugly, but she isnt above average either.She had guys ask her out 100%, she had guys be into her 100%. >waaah I didnt get flowersdid she try to make a move? seems like waiting around didnt work for her, guess its everyone else's fault.show initiative if being passive doesnt work
>tfw these little fucking stink bugs just keep appearing on the INSIDE of my windowNo matter how many times I drown them in my stink bug bottle, another one will inevitably show up after a day or two. Why are stink bugs such sneaky assholes?
I need a mans
Foids why do you do this?they used to be my childhood crushes, now look at thembogged beyond belief
>>34358840I'm not actually doing anything. I'm just playing Stardew Valley and enjoying my farm with my dog and fishing and taking care of my crops and animals.
>>34358846Stink bugs are friends.
>>34358832I heard you should stay away from that girl>>34358840your new bait format of pretending to be a femcel being mad at men is pretty reddit, I must say
>>34358853No, the little shits are assholes. They try to fly out the window and just buzz or smack against the glass. So annoying
>>34358836>going out of my way to enter the woman general where i regularly hang out seeking female attention to tell women that i go out of my way to avoid women, for female attentionWhy does the male brain keep arriving at this conclusion?
>>34358840thats engagement bait. Women are happier single than with men.Content like this farms reactions, comments, likes and boosts your shit in the algorithm
>>34358849vilethanks social media
>>34358859these threads are like interacting with boxes of text, rather than real people
>>34358849>>34358861Are these famous people or something?
>>34358861>this is not enough>bog bog>THIS IS NOT ENOOOOUUGH>ALL THE THINGS SHE INJECTS
>>34358864you had to be therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
Guys, can you please explain why you would agree to go on a date and then flake on the girl? What is the thought process that goes into that? Does it fucking get you off doing this to women?
Is installing Ubuntu and using it over Windows like saying "I lost my virginity to a hooker", or is it more like saying "I lost my virginity to a fat bitch"?
>>34358871get some new material eunuch
>>34358867Oh, didn't realize that was Tatu. Never seen their music videos before so I wouldn't have recognized them lol
>>34358871Are you an offshoot of the bots that grab random shit on Twitter and say "well, /pol/" with a memeflag?
>>34358871What is that pitcher of white stuff? Is that cum?
My face :(( my face I’m doing exposure therapy and not covering it today and it’s so bad
why do you hate certain groups of people
>>34358871I had a thing when I was using tinder back in college. I'd set the meetup place to be in this large park in the city. it had this half open tunnel running next to it, so it was dark even during the dayit was a nice spot to see what the girl actually looked like. If she wasnt what she pretended to be on the app, I'd just keep walking
>>34358872You should use Linux because it appeals to you on some level, not for coolness points. You shouldn't use it to be cool. Using Ubuntu will never be less cool than using Arch, and using Arch will never be more cool than using Ubuntu, because at the end of the day coolness is never involved with Linux.
My girlfriend overheard me on VC with the boys saying "Dude stop being a bitch, send us her nudes already" and now my girlfriend is mad at me. Do you guys think she is just overreacting at a literal joke?
>>34358871>agree to go on a dateIt's the woman who's supposed to agree.
>>34358884Mine would be pissed if I didn't tell them to shut the fuck up.
>>34358881they impact my life in a negative way
>>34358871Fixed the subtitles
>>34358871Posts like this remind me of this required "gender communications" bullshit class I had to take in college to get my degree. It was really fun when the teacher lady asked me and the four other dudes in the class why we (as men) felt the need to knock up women and then cheat/ghost them. This was 100% a serious question and the teacher lady waited for an answer until this older guy (married with kids) bit the bullet and gave the most diplomatic answer as the like 20 women in the room stared daggers at us.>lmao how did that even come upWe were in a module that was talking about single mothers or some shit.
>>34358884Is this your new "girls, how would you feel knowing a guy is jerking off to your social media posts" shtick?
>>34358889I feel like this is a meme that Latinas are always bringing food and cooking, just seems fake and made up and not real. Nobody would bring that to a date.
>>34358884God, I'm so glad that I don't date men like this.
>>34358891love how you didn't include the alleged diplomatic answer
>>34358884This never happened. Men do not pass around nudes to each other like that.
>>34358884>overheardMy brother in christ it is 2026, get some fucking headphones
>>34358889if a woman did this for the first date I'd run
>>34358891
>>34358894Picnic date.>tfw no picnic dateWhy live?
>>34358889You could not pay me to post myself crying on the internet after someone humiliated me lmao
Hey anons, can I pay one of you like $100 to pretend to bar fight me, and you come up from behind me with one of those breakaway glass bottles that they use in movies and break it over the back of my head, and then I no sell it and slowly turn around with an evil grin, and you get a scared look and say "y-you're a fucking a monster, man!" and then run away so I can impress a girl?
>>34358898this never happened, anon has a fetish for jerking off to girls social media pics without their consent because it gets him off to violate girls he knowns irl in that way he's the kind of guy that posts in those "post social media pics of girls you know irl" threads on b
>>34358898Anon, I...If you're speaking into a mic then someone in the same room/adjacent room will still hear you speaking into a mic.
>>34358901Picnic date? On a first date?
>>34358903Sure thing dudeand after I take your money I can do what AJ did to Jake Paul and just beat you up instead and take the girl too
>>34358896I don't really remember what it was. Some shit about evolution and how cavemen wanted to just spread their seed around. In the moment I was more focused on not dying.
>>34358899Fucking why? What is an acceptable first date gift?
>>34358905I assumed it was one of the boys who asked for the nudes.
>>34358906It's the first day of spring and you can't imagine yourself going on a picnic date for the first date?
>>34358908and after all these years you sincerely still think that saying your gender has zero control over their most basic animal instincts is diplomatic? kek
>>34358889Moidbros...Are we the baddies?
>>34358900Sometimes I wonder if I should actually watch that show. I always see memes from it
>>34358909why would you bring gifts on a first date? You dont even know if you like the person yet
>>34358889Is she fat or just pregnant?
>>34358891I'm sure I would have said something that would have gotten me kicked out of class like well that's the way our mothers raised us.
>>34358900>most guys are shitheads>i'm not thoughHe's choosing to associate with women who are 5'4 on average and she's spitting facts
>>34358822It's a meme lel
>>34358889And then you'd text her something like "I'd love to share that horchata with you sometime" and she'd reply "eww gross, go away" and then block you. Nice guys finish last, that's why I'll treat you like trash.
>>34358900But the average guy is also not banging and ghosting single moms? Well maybe the average black guy is, but I'm, sure the teacher wouldn't have appreciated that.
Would you support your partner's passion project, regardless of outcome?
>>34358889>dates for sex appeal>complains when the players she desires don't want anything more
>>34358927Kek! What a fucking lose and simp. How could any woman ever be with a guy like this? He's fucking crying over a video game!
>>34358927M, yeah deffos, as long as she doesn't mind living on my presently meagre income idm if a gf wants to NEET and passion projectmaxx
State gender.How serious do you take video games?Particularly competitive ones?
>>34358913I'm now wondering if maybe it was more along the lines of "some guys are assholes who get scared and run". It's been like 10 years, and frankly I didn't pay much attention to the class to begin with.Whatever the given answer was, it deflected the blame off of those of us us sitting in the room and gave a solid answer that some dudes are just assholes. At the time, it felt like the least bad answer. It still feels wildly inappropriate for a teacher to single out the handful of guys in the room and accuse us of being cheating assholes.>lmao why did you assume she was accusing you when talking about men at largeThe question was directed at us specifically. As in, "why do YOU guys feel the need to cheat">>34358919IIRC it was the last of the bullshit classes I needed to get my degree. It felt like a no win situation, and I sure as shit wasn't going to risk my degree's progress on a joke lol
>>34358931are these videos and images being posted by a bot, or someone who has too much time in his/her hands? I mean, what the fuck does this has to do with advice or asking the other gender?
>>34358935>what the fuck does this has to do with advice or asking the other gender?why do you say this? This is a shitposting thread.
Is this moid really crying because he fucking ran out of wire? LOL go buy some more? How could any woman ever look at a man that does this with respect?
>>34358931M. Not serious at all. I used to casually enjoy stuff like CoD, Halo, and WoW back in the day, but I don't play multiplayer games with randos anymore because it's all so tryhard these days.
>>34358935That's clearly not the same style as the baiting TikToker.
>>34358939this isnt about the wire
>>34358935I can tell you there is no way a Foid is posting all of these. You think they have any idea how to download TikToks and social media videos and strip them down and convert them to 4mb or less? No fucking way..
>>34358939>guy is clearly experiencing something profoundly personal>wife decides to start filming and clown on him
>>34358942Well what do you mean? He's holding the wire talking about how he ran out.
>>34358942please don't engage with the baiter posting vids depicting women as only crying about things that are "their own fault for being used up whores" vs men crying over "wholesome things"
>>34358946its about the passage of timehe's basically looking back at when he bought the spool and how many years he's been using it and everything that happened throughout that time
>>34358946Show some emotional intelligence
>>34358888this is women isn't it
>>34358935What are you? 12?
>>34358946This has to be bait. The guy is clearly getting emotional over something like the passage of time and not the wire itself. Maybe he first bought that wire to work on a project with his dad before he passed? Could be anything, really, but it's not that wire
>>34358954>This has to be bait.What's the first rule about seeing bait on 4chan?Rule #1: Always reward the baiter with endless (You)s and give them all the attention they want.
>>34358927F. Yeah, of course. We have to be realistic about it but I don't mind taking a set back on my lifestyle to support him as he follows his passion.
>>34358931F. I don't play competitive games. I enjoy videogames but really just want to be cozy and doing my thing.I'm not going to get enraged at a screen in my free time.>>34358939That man is so sweet, he reminds me of my dad.
>>34358881The only group of people I hate are Indian men.
>hand her aux>she starts playing MY kind of music insteaduhhh bros?
Are you calm confidence maxxing, anons? Women love calm confidence
if you ask a woman out on an app and she says "lets chat a little more first" its pretty much a solid no way right. even if she asks you follow up questions
>>34358961She's engagement baiting you
>>34358929And yet he's with a woman and you're not.
I'm going to a convention that's about 50 miles from where I live. What are the chances I meet a potential gf who lives relatively nearby? How terrible of an idea would it be to get into a long distance thing if I meet someone but they're hella far away?
>>34358963hit her with the salesman ''im not sure'' pitch
>>34358939this actually is sad, with a spool of wire a single loop/year takes a long time at the start when you're young, but as it wears down they start going faster and faster and one day you're out sooner than you thought
>>34358967LONG DISTANCE DOES NOT WORKFUCKING STOP
>>34358963MIt's not an outright rejection if she's still talking to you, she just hasn't cleared if you will stab her if she goes out with you yet.
>>34358971NTA but it does if you're really into each other and committed to making it work.
>>34358971It does if both commit to it.But weak people can't commit to LDR.
>>34358971Woah bro, chill the fuck out.>>34358973>>34358976Let's say I'm open to the possibility... any advice?
>>34358963Women literally go home with guys they've just met. If a woman is into you, she wont be doing that ''im not sure'' bullshit
>>34358977My biggest advice is to do it only for someone who truly is your person. I could not imagine dating someone else after meeting my now husband, so I'd rather be with him long distance than be without him. Other than that - be patient and compassionate towards one another, be present in whatever way you can, invest your money and time to meet up as often as possible.
>>34358977>any advice?Don't be poor and avoidant.If you are poor, hopefully the other person is at least doing alright financially and you can move to them.If you are avoidant, do better.Generally speaking, make concrete outlines when to meet up irl for the first time and then further meetups. Stick to it as good as possible.
>>34358978Bro is like, the coolest guy ever what the fuck
I'm going to pour acid on my face
>>34358978>If a woman is into you, she wont be doing that ''im not sure'' bullshityeah youre righti was inhaling copium again
>>34358954So he only thought about this now because he ran out? Like he never was thinking about this before that.
I'm going to deal some serious damage to my self.
I'm going to buy toys for my niece
>>34358939Wait so this guy is having an emotional moment and reflecting on life and rather than comforting him his wife makes fun of him and films it so she can post it to all her social media for engagement and shit. This is just vile. You can't hate women enough.
>>34358962>Women love calm confidenceOnly works if you're physically imposing.Else you just come off as shy/quiet which is a turn off.Exception is when you're already respected by everyone in the room, but that is rare, especially for young dudes.
>>34358931FSomewhat seriously, but I never play competitive. It’s ick
I tried playing so league after several years and the people are as insane as ever.
>>34358927Of course
>>34358993that game has been enshittifiednevermind the other players
>>34358971It works if both party agrees to an endgame to end the distance and the distance doesn't last more than like MAX 2 years
>>34358988What are you getting her?
>>34358996It's filled with anime styles now. You can see the difference in old skins and new ones. It's Chinese spyware.
>>34358988special occasion? a birthday perhaps?
>>34359000i heard they made queue dodging penalties increasedgood luck climbing now that you cant dodge Yasuo mains on 8 loss streaksso glad I quit that game, only game I truly regret ever wasting my time on
>>34358927Do you think she got the ick seeing him crying?
>>34359001First birthday!>>34358999I'm going to buy a book for both her and her sister because they're really into me being silly when I read for them. And then I'll see what inspires me at my fav toy store. Probably something to play outside. And a t-shirt with flowers.
>>34358963No, it's a second chance after a guy gets retarded>>34358978Very few women do but I get why men prefer those types so much that they'd rather die single than date a woman who wants to get to know someone before fucking
I need a girlfriend who hits me but then kisses the booboos to make it all better
>>34359003Likewise.
Brb going to get something to eat.
I washed my face and when I looked up in the mirror for a second my hair looked red.
>>34359010This ain't your AOL messenger chat bruh, we do not care.
>>34359006>get to know someone before fuckingthats what the date is for
I need a gf with a hot gym body who likes to show off and enjoys it when i tease her about it
>>34359013If you're so attractive and charismatic that complete strangers want to make appointments to hang out then go ahead I guess, I've never seen a guy like that and probably never will
I need an ugly gf for whomst've I slowly build up her confidence with loving compliments over the years only to crush it all by revealing Ive been cheating since day one
>>34359015>need cheater gfFTFY
>>34356199Anyone else feel like an alien among humans?Like, I understand people, but I really cannot connect to any of them.For example, I grew up in a very religious community. I understand it, but I really cannot get into that sort of lifestyle. Just doesn't do anything for me.My last gf was into sports, like she as a semi-professional footballer (soccer). I understand sport, but I also don't get dedicating your whole life to chasing after a ball.My work colleagues I also don't get. I do science shit. I like it, but it's not my whole life. But for my colleagues it is. And I just don't get that either.I feel like I don't really know who I am and what I want. Anyone else feel similar?
>>34359019everything returns to cuckoldry with you freaks
>>34358951no, it's mainly the group of assholes, regardless of gender, age, race, class or religion
state genderwhat should I name my character and my farm in stardew valley? I will put atoga for what I like
I'm back. I bought a bunch of snacks.
>>34359031Mtitycackulus the third
>>34359018women literally all think they're 10s, the ugliest woman you know thinks she could totally bag Chad + an entire K-Pop band if she could just get their attention, women who have poor self image don't exist.
>>34359018Yikes
>>34359018Her new found confidence will help her get through the day.
>>34359023it means you're more detached than the average person you're surrounded by it's not a bad thing but it will alienate you from those more attached to worldly achievements, values, morals, etc you can't truly force attachment or detachment, you simply have the level you've been dealt and it can change over time, sometimes swaying more on or the other sideso far my best approach is to not try to control it and simply go with where it leads you because both ignoring it or trying to force it is just going to go badly and make you miserable, at least in my experience
>>34359018DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND? DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND?
I'd take an "ugly" gf who's smart and well built over a "pretty" gf who is average and weak.I just want strong sons.
>>34359033thats only one name and it sucks, please try again>>34359032what did you get?
>>34359031Peppa Pig
>>34359039that's an interesting perspectivemaybe you're right, I should just accept life the way it is
>>34359044Chips and dark chocolate, some frozen meals, bread and canned tuna
>>34359042if she's well built, she's pretty you dumbdumb
>>34359042Yeah, I really don't get the appeal for tiny women. Like, do you even want to procreate?
>>34359044>thats only one name and it sucks, please try againits a fucking great name, use it
>>34359010what food are you getting?
>>34359049well built as in tall and strongand no, to me, pretty == pretty face
>>34359052I got meatballs and a lasagna
>>34359032seems like i was late, ignore the question.>>34359047sounds good
Who is your favorite backyardigans character?
>>34359046you can see it as a gift, many religious practices are aimed at increasing detachment from worldly things, you seem to have gotten a certainly level for free it's just that society usually isn't very fond of it since it tends to not motivate people to be high achievers, be willing to endure lots of discomfort just to have something they deem worthy to have etc the fact you understand and respect others doing that tells me that this isn't just you lacking motivation or endurance or whatever, you know what they are doing, you know why they are doing it, you know how they are doing it, but you can't bring yourself to care enough to put in that much effort for something you don't want enough to do all that so yeah, you basically summed it up, just accept where you're standing and let it play out
>>34359056I never leave an anon hanging
>>34359045not bad>>34359047not bad>>34359051bad
>>34359035>women who have poor self image don't existMen consistently rate themselves as more attractive, more intelligent and more competent than they truly are while women do the opposite.Also, male attention does fuck all to boost anyone's confidence since men fuck carcasses given the chance.I don't think I can "bag Chad" either but when I describe my relationships tards like you insist it's Chad I'm dating.
>>34359062okay how about this onekackunoistick the third
>>34359053good genetics usually come with a fairly symmetrical face too, but good luck finding her anyways
>>34359066sigh
>>34359064I don't want to get into this, but women think Chad qualities are "just average". Like every girl wants a tall guy. Statisically impossible. But every girl thinks tall is average.
Since ATOGA has a surprising number of queer chicksHow's life in YOUR lezborhood? Munched any good carpet lately?
Brutal trvke: Women aren't the romantic gender, men are. Women have just framed romance as a transaction of expensive gifts, trips, events, etc and manipulate men's feelings to get those things.
>>34359073romance isn't a gendered thing but depends on the person you absolute brainletbaiter
I havent jerked off in over a month nowI could probably make a hole into a tree with how horny I am
>>34359064that's just flat out not true, women are the gender with the bigger egos and the ones who think they deserve someone far outside of their range, you said yourself men basically have zero standards.
SO YOU FUCKING YOU ARE A GOOD FUCK HUH???
>>34359073No shit, women don't do anything "romantic" for their partners, there's a reason that bisexuals always end up dating men, they're objectively better partners.
>>34359075Only if you're pansexual or bisexual, not everyone is.
>>34359079wat
>>34359081wat
>>34359082Nevermind, I am too ashamed now I will try it again tomorrow.
I am just like you.
>>34359084there there
>>34359073This is a hard truth that women have trouble accepting. Ask them the last time they did something romantic for their partner. They'll probably lie and make something up, but if they are honest with themselves they will really struggle or be like "Tee Hee I gave him a blowjob :)"
>>34359093define romantic and list ten romantic things one can do for a partner that are gender neutral
i only know one romantic thing, to help my partner learn about themselves, and to help them understand dimensions that they had never even conceived of before
>>34359097>themselvesAre you bi or poly?
>>34359097>and to help them understand dimensions that they had never even conceived of before
>>34359098mindful of triggerable retards. does it feel good knowing you operate so predictably? we aren't dating, so consider it a freebie
I don't want my brain to crumble I'm scared but I don't use it why should I be scared I don't want to grow old but I don't use my youth
>>34359072>Munched any good carpet lately?Yes, my wife's. I appreciate you asking, anon.>>34359073>Women aren't the romantic gender, men areI agree. Men have to be the creative ones, while women mostly just receive. Having been on both ends, coming up with new shit to keep romance fresh is a Herculean task.
>>34359102Just say their gender.
>>34359108just dig your tongue into my fat dirt star, negro
>>34359108nta but I'm pretty sure anon kept it gender neutral because he worded it as general advice for relationships more than just a statement about himself
>>34358840I wonder if she's ever brought someone flowers or chocolate.
>>34359073This seems like projection on your part given how commonly men struggle with women not viewing acts of attention and kindness as transactions.Such as treating a woman to a meal or helping with something and then raging that he isn't getting laid despite being "romantic".
I should have let the BPDemon ruin my life if that meant she would’ve stayed with me. Finding women is impossible after college
>listening to erotic asmr while working>its all good>she starts talking about her pussy >lose all interest and switch to musicWhy am I like this? Im attracted to women, I like fucking pussy but the fucking concept of it grosses me out for some reason>oh my pussy is so wetI DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT SHIT
>>34359112>Such as treating a woman to a meal or helping with somethingMen complain about that stuff when they aren't in a relationship with the woman they are doing that for, since women seem to think they can use men for money and free labor. But women are big girls now with equal rights, so they can pay for their own meals on first dates, and if not then he should be compensated for it somehow.
>>34358840people here mock her, but this otherwise silent unfulfillment is exactly the kind of hellish situation modern technological society creates. i feel bad for her because she is in pain, she knows she is in pain, but she doesn't know why while unknowingly participating in the why.grim.
>>34359117thats the exact experience 90% of guys have
Why can everyone get to have children and mess their life up? It's not right.
>>34359118yes. sadistic society that we've built for ourselves, huh? this is why we need to replace humanity with machines, their existence would be purer than our own.
>>34359114you have a case of the gay, sorry to tell you anon
>>34359093I guess no answer is also an answer.
>>34359115This dynamic happens in the courtship stage and even among friends of opposite genders, sure, but it's also a common gripe in relationships. A husband gives her wife a compliment, a gift, or a massage, expecting sex in return and then becomes very frustrated when she takes it as a romantic gesture from a loved one and not as prostitution. After all, she does these things for others to show that she cares, not to get sex out of them.
>>34359121lol
>>34359124*his wifeor *gives her [...], whichever you prefer
>>34359117Dude it's literally completely self-inflicted. She most definitely has thousands of men in her DMs, she doesn't want any of them. Her male looksmaxx doesn't have any options, he doesn't get any attention, he's completely fucked. A woman complaining about not being able to get a man is the most pathetic thing ever. I even sympathize with the paranoid feminist women who worry about being raped 24/7 more than I do with these "femcels".
>>34359121I don't think society is sadistic just because this one woman can't get a boyfriend.
>>34359117This post made me feel slightly bad for mocking.
>>34359031F. I usually name my farm after my mom :) since it's grandpa's farm it makes sense he named it after his daughter lol
>>34359117What does technology have to do with it? This woman has more opportunities to meet a guy than ever before. I think the problem is with her.
>>34359133Cute.
What would you name your ship? I'd name mine “Velvet”
>>34359136JH's Snatch
>>34359093Big gestures: I booked and arranged a vacation to watch his favorite sport at the Olympics.Small gesture: he's trying to be good about being gluten free but he misses cheese steaks, so I spent 2 weeks learning to make really good gluten free rolls to make him cheese steaks.
>>34359138Woah
Hello men, I have returned from the international woman hivemind meeting.
>>34359138>gluten freeDo people still do this? I thought everyone realized that unless you have celiac disease there's no point in avoiding gluten.
>>34359136OMBUDSMAN OF DEMOCRACY
>>34359142>what DOES technology have to do with it?She looks at instagram too much and should stop doing that.
>>34359143He has celiac. He just ate gluten anyway and suffered from it because he is a dumbass.He has gotten a B12 insufficiency which caused nerve pain so he's been better at not killing his intestine.
>>34359137That boat would be taking on a lot of water.
>>34359142>you should only mock people that deserve it, and there are plenty of thoseI'll try to be better. I just didn't know what else to say.
>>34359140What’s on the horizon for 2026?
>>34359142>please don't ever say "looksmaxx" or really any "maxx" word ever again. you are not someone with worthwhile opinions from that alone, even if your opinions had substance (they don't, if you were curious). touch grass.I actually meant looksmatch, but my point still stands regardless. Being a "femcel" is like starving to death in a hall filled with food because you don't like the taste or texture of any of the dishes so you don't eat them and then complaining nonstop about how hungry you are.
>>34359143You are one arrogant motherfucker.
>>34359146>He has gotten a B12 insufficiencyHe probably got that from doing too many whippets. Bro geeked on that galaxy gas.
>>34359149We're hoping to finally finish gene splicing, so men are no longer useful for breeding. Once this happens, we can finally genocide all men.>>34359150ntaSo you've gone out with morbidly obese single moms, right?
My car did something very weird. Right before I was getting ready to park somewhere the vehicle control dynamics came on and the car stalled. The gas peddle was not responding at all so I couldn’t go faster than like 20 mph and a message popped up that said check emission control system. When I came back to it later, it was driving just fine but still had that warning message. Should I get it looked at?
>>34359152He does not do whippets lmao
>>34359153>So you've gone out with morbidly obese single moms, right?No, but there are millions of men who are perfectly willing to. Being obese is a choice anyways.
genderis it weird to refer to my house as motherbase? it started as a silly joke when MGSV was relevant but its just kinda what i call it now
>>34359156>NoSo yes you also reject food because you don't like the taste or texture of any of the dishes. Thank you for being a rare man who's honest about having standards.
>>34359154>Should I get it looked at?Probably, unless you want to get stuck doing 20 on the freeway.
>>34359154Yeah. Your car is probably going to go into limp-in mode at some point.
>>34359159I don't reject every single food dish then complain about starving. The fact you're implying that every single man in her DMs is of comparable tier to a morbidly obese single mom is funny though.
>>34359165I really don't care about your "Women having so many options" bullshit when most of those "options" are going to be low quality men only interested in pumping and dumping. And no being pumped and dumped isn't great. It's in fact pretty terrible to only be valued for your body. But you're a typical male, so you're mentally incapable of seeing women as human beings, so there's no point in debating further with you.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
>>34359167uh huh, because women never judge men solely for their body or other vain thing like status. get real, dumb broad
>>34359167Boohoo, cunt. Go buy another cat and box of wine.
>>34359169Sure there are shallow dumb bimbos. But there are good women as well. But again, you're a typical male, so you're mentally incapable of viewing women as human beings, so I get it.>>34359170How is acting like a typical male and engaging in juvenile insults supposed to convince me of anything?
>>34359170>ha HA, i'm lesser than a household pet/dildo/alcoholism to women! and i believe you'll agree!Why are men so proud and eager to pull this card? Is it a fetish thing?
Reality is so heavy.
>>34359173It's a revenge fantasy. "I bet this stupid cunt is a lonely cat woman who drinks wine while crying that she's lonely! It's her fault for not dating me even though I have no redeeming qualities whatsoever!"
>>34359167The problem is low quality women don't see themselves as low quality, average women don't see themselves as average. All women think they are the greatest thing ever. When a fattie gets pump and dumped by a fuckboy Chad, two things happen. Firstly, she now thinks that Chad is her actual tier, she did it once before so now she deserves men like that. Secondly, she thinks all men are pump and dumpers.
>>34359171i am the least typical male you've ever responded to, i'm just pointing our your criticisms are shallow and your point is empty. the other anon is a retard fag as well, if it makes you feel any body, you two would honestly be perfect to each other as two braindead people
>>34359175>even though I have no redeeming qualities whatsoever!Neither do most women. Only 5% of you are even virgins on your wedding day.
>>34359177apologies for the typos, i'm sleepyposting. happy caturday.
>>34359176>The problem is low quality women don't see themselves as low quality, average women don't see themselves as average. All women think they are the greatest thing ever.The irony of a typical male claiming this about women is hysterical.>>34359177This is 4chan, why the fuck would I come here for intellectual debate? I'm just gonna call you a typical male or some other insult and move on.
Attention all. I am so tired and I can't go on. Thank you.
>>34359178>Virginity is the only thing that matters in womenWhat's it like knowing that you're either going to die alone or end up on the sex offenders registry for trying to fuck minors?
>>34359164I think that’s what happened too but is there a possibility of it going into limp mode again while driving?
>>34359180pretending to be retarded is still being retarded, even on 4chan. oh anon. you need to be plapped or forced to lay down on a lawn.
>>34359182I value pair-bonding ability, not used up cat ladies like you. How could a man ever be genuinely attracted to and romantic with a woman that has been fucked by another dude's dick before?
I have drunk alcohol only once in the past 6 weeks. And three times this year so far.This is the most sober I've been in years, I think.The nicest parts are no insane hungover, not feeling like I'm about to die and not doing something incredibly stupid while drunk.I think at some point I will have a cocktail or something again, but I don:t know when.Sorry, have no questions, just wanted to blogpost about it sonewhere.
>>34359186gz anon :D mwah
>>34359184>pretending to be retarded is still being retarded, even on 4chan.I agree with that, but I think you're confused on which one of us is the retard.>>34359185>I value pair-bonding ability,Not real.>not used up cat ladies like you. I've only ever been with one man and I'm a dog person. Which I guess means you'll move on to bestiality jokes for your juvenile insults.>How could a man ever be genuinely attracted to and romantic with a woman that has been fucked by another dude's dick before?Clearly many men are able to do so as plenty of married couples aren't virgins at their weddings nor are they with their first partners.
>>34359190It is real, and those men are simps.
large SMALL
Remember, any wenches born after 1493 cannot farm…all they know is local tavern, stare at sundial, show ankle, skip church and LIE
>>34359177>the other anon is a retard fag as well, if it makes you feel any body, you two would honestly be perfect to each other as two braindead peopleI would still fuck her, do you think she would fuck me?
>>34359192>It is real, Not in the redpill way, nope.>and those men are simps."Simp" really is just the male equivalent "pickme" isn't it? A stupid insult to throw out when people of your gender aren't acting in ways you approve of.>>34359196I don't fuck 4chan anons. Seems like a great way to get murdered and raped in the woods.
>>34359187Thanks.I happily accept your gay chuu.
I just wanted to make a friend last night
>>34359195>local tavernmeh>stare at sundialbased>show anklebased>skip churchBASED>LIEnot based
>>34359190>I agree with that, but I think you're confused on which one of us is the retardi can understand why a retard would think i'm confused>>34359196no, i don't, and i think that'd be a good call on her part so this isn't meaningful to your argument
>>34359183Yeah, probably so. You've got some kind of electrical problem.You should go to a shop ASAP
>>34359201>still wallowing in self pity no wonder nobody wants anything to do with you
>>34359114Yeah that's gay to be turned off by female arousal. You have the permavirgin kind of autism.
>>34359203I could see you staring at sundialIt’s in a song about you
>>34359195Caligula go to bed.
>>34359208He got turned off by her stupidity. If she can't talk about her vagina without mentioning it then she is dumb.
>>34359201i can be your friend anon, maybe. tell me about yourself?
>>34359211>If she can't talk about her vagina without mentioning it then she is dumb.Bro scared of the pussy, acting like it's Voldemort or something.
>>34359209I'd rather just stare at the sun directly, keeping the time is THE BIG GAY
>>34359211>If she can't talk about her vagina without mentioning it then she is dumb.Your butthole is so moist with anticipation of anon's fat cock isn't it?
>>34359213>>34359215Kind of funny.
>>34359214I-I don’t think I approve!
>>34359217Get the fuck out of my office I'm going to burn my mouth smoof off
Why do only European women an ocean apart add me on dating apps when I accidentally or intentionally reset filters to go global.I appreciate it but I don't speak your language and hate your governments, especially the French so I can't move there.
I can't wait to go to the sea.
>>34359220Americans are pretty cute.
>>34359208I dont know what it means, but im not attracted to men or anything like thatjust the pussy itself is ugh
>>34359212I want a real life friend I can do real life stuff with and meet women
>>34359218You see Spotify has prompts? Some of them are not nice >roast my listening>calls me a nostalgiafag loser
>>34359224Honest question, do you jerk off with lubrication at all? (Lotion, lube, etc.)
>>34359226hahahawhere can I do that? also, post the actual roast
I want sex :(
>>34359230im uncut so I dont need lube
>>34359220i need to try this, it's impossible to find a good latex loving gf in the states so clearly my best bet is to look for a german girl.
>>34359233See that is what most incels think, but pussy is wet. You are preparing yourself to have sex with men by not using lubrication.
>>34359231For me it’s on the home page>the roast It’s for each song, the worst ones are>your nostalgia punk phase never grew out of safety pins>who doesn’t crave distorted cowbells during existential dread?>nothing says self care like looping a song about despair 525 times >spotify’s algorithm is calling a wellness check
>>34357820I'm going to try to not be an asshole, ... but why do women not understand that the way it works on Online Dating, if you like a guy, a 1000 other girls also like that guy?Literally the only thing you are going by is his appearance. And you're no special snowflake when it comes to tastes in men.
>>34359237so is the mouth but im still willing to make out for hours if need be
>>34359220>Why do only European women an ocean apart add me on dating apps when I accidentally or intentionally reset filters to go global.It's because of your passport. Lots of European women dream of bagging an American bf.Used to be a lot more popular in past times, but it's still common enough.
>>34359238I found it but it seems extremely random, like, there's songs I never listen to or don't even know laaame, can I request a new one? yours are much much funnier than mine
>>34359220thats just all the avoidants, much easier to get validation without having to actually meet up if you can use the distance to justify it
>>34359240For some reason foids really want to deny the basic statistics of dating.They really want to believe they are a unique special snowflake with unique tastes.
>>34359244I think you can, yeah. I didn’t try, too much emotional damage
>>34359245lol true.
>>34359247man, I want to get roasted but it doesn't hit if it's not actually what I listen to
>>34359245That's not what avoidant means.
>>34359251You can edit the prompt as well
>>34359241You can still kiss boys with facial hair.
Don't get any big ideasThey're not gonna happen
>>34359254but how? I am too boomer for this 2026 shi
Robert Mueller died, reach out to your MSNBC watching parents in this trying time.
>>34359256I dont want to, thats disgustingwhat the fuck do you not understand
So apparently you shouldn't feed birds bread.
>>34359268Go jerk off with lube right now or you are gay.
>>34359267Oh shid lol
>>34359271no, it can kill them
>>34356199What would you be doing on a Saturday evening if you weren't single?
>>34359274This should really be common knowledge.
>>34359272whats that going to prove? its not like im a virgin, I've had girlfriends, I've had sex (not with men)
>>34359265Erm, I can’t copy and paste this but this is my prompt
>>34359280It'll prove to your dick that you're not gay.Men can fake sex with women. Being icked by pussy being wet is a biological error. Fix it.
Return to sender!
You know all American /atoga/ns are normies cause it's mighty slow right now.
>>34359284jerking off with lube isnt that special, its just way more messy. honestly there isnt much of a difference then doing it dry with a foreskin
>>34359284You know when people fuck asses they use lube too, right?
Do people actually jerk off with lube? Sounds a lot messier than it should be.
>>34359292Cutfags do.
>>34359295What about women?
>>34359186>The nicest parts are no insane hungoverYeah, this is why is stopped drinking. It's just not worth it.
>>34359295ntaBut I question how true this "cut guys need lube to jerk off" claim, because my boyfriend doesn't need to use lube at all and he's cut.
>>34359295I have literally never jerked off with lube in my life
>>34359281ok yes I will try this lol
>>34359292Jerking off tends to get messy by the end anyway.
>>34359278It is.That's why I walk around with a bag of frozen peas in my pocket at all times. I can assist if I see anyone fall down and bruise themselves, and I can feed ducks if I come across any ponds.
>>34359305>Jerk off on the toilet>cum in>wash the dick off in the bidetnot messy at all
>>34359307How... sexy
>>34359308its not meant to be sexyits supposed to be efficient and discreet
>>34359292Only when I use my fleshlight.>>34359305Normal jerking off, absolutely not.
>went on a first date last night>didn't make her laugh a single time>just stared at me and smiled every time I told a joke>at the end she said she thought I was really funnyAm I weird for finding this weird? Am I putting too much weight on this? Why didn't that dumb bitch laugh at my jokes?
>>34359311Jerking off is meant to be sexy, at least in my head. Otherwise it's extremely unsatisfying.I can jerk off in the shower, fantasising about fucking a woman or getting a reacharound. Jerking it into the toilet? No.
>>34359315sounds like a skill issue on your part
>>34359313Because she saw you as her personal clown not her potential husband
>>34359313The real test is whether she wants to see you again or not.Also, no need to be such an asshole about it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRINGI'm heading out.
>>34359316yeah yeah everything's a skill issueyawn
>>34359313>Am I weird for finding this weird? Yes. >Am I putting too much weight on this? Yes. >Why didn't that dumb bitch laugh at my jokes?She's shy, and afraid that you'll judge her for behaving in an uninhibited way in a public place.That said, please break up with her ASAP.
>>34359322if you need to have this romantic setting everytime you jerk off, you might be gay
>>34359292>Do people actually jerk off with lube?Circumcised men often have to use lube or lotion.
>>34359325You're an idiot.
I don’t believe people when they say I’m funny
>>34359275>What would you be doing on a Saturday evening if you weren't single?M. I'm not single. But I'm staying in and watching TV.
>>34359271>So apparently you shouldn't feed birds bread.It's essential that you don't. It's incredibly bad for them.
>>34359275same thing im doing nowworking
>>34359232>I want sex :(Have you considered an escort?
>>34359313>Why didn't that dumb bitch laugh at my jokes?Tell her exactly this.Do not beat around the bush.
>>34359329I don't believe people either, when they say you're funny.
>>34359327and you're a fag
I sure love having half of my tips taken away for no discernible reason!
>>34359329>I don’t believe people when they say I’m funnyYou definitely shouldn't.
GenderWhat does this body language signify?
>>34359343MI want to punch him
>>34358880Good it's supposed to be like that
>>34359343the raping blob.......
>>34359343He's listening and or processing the information given to him to respond later. t. I looked it up for you
>>34359343>What does this body language signify?He's cold.
>>34359343fautism
Men, what plant or fungus does the shape of your penis most closely resemble?
>>34359353Titan arum
ICBM for society
>>34359343FThat Jamie was the superior Myth Busters guy.
Would you rather be Sherlock or Watson?
>>34359353Cucumber
>>34359360Sex with Watson
>>34359360Watson was a well adjusted intelligent medical doctor, and had a fiancé.Sherlock was a miserable opium addict.
What should I listen to during this drive
>>34359292I don’t and I’m cut
>>34359353its too skinny and uniform in thickness to really be a mushroom desudill pickle ig
>>34359275Having sex which I’d be doing every night
>>34358511Nothing honest about homosexualityMost mental illness has its root in self-deception
>>34359374What kinds of genres do you like?
>>34359369She looks like a brick
>>34359381it's more honest than being a repressed faggot, even if thats only the first layer of honesty to peel back, it's a starting point
>>34359384Rap, rock, metal, ambient, dream pop
>>34359387>The cure for a web of lies is expanding it and attention seekingNo
>>34359381>>34359392NtaWhat makes you think homosexuality is all self-deception?
>>34359391You should listen to rap, rock, metal, ambient, dream pop
>>34359392thats not what I said and you know it, not very honest of you
I keep having dreams about smoking cigarettes for some reason. But I don't smoke irl.
>>34359400Do you take datura before bed?
>>34359402Nope
Today is World Down's Syndrome Day.How are you fellow idiots holding up?
>>34359397Wow thank you
>>34359391>Raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ijks0rHSxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfk0e_y5VT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwPMwDhqbRQ>rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3byztlTJXghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPI7GIw6HQ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Z2tOHaww8>metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bberKwXeUDYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dajBSESx91Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5o8Daw1ZsY>ambienthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH0y2GRiHjI
>>34358757I agree that it’s not a waste but if a hot girl friend zones me then yeah >>34358884Yes>>34358889Shouldn’t that horchata shit be refrigerated or something?
>>34359370That's why I'm asking. Good choice. I would still go with Holmes. Classical one.
The most important time to sleep is between 22:00 and two hours past the witching hour. Do that and life will improve drastically. Sleep is more important than food. Keeps the brain healthy.
>>34359425I've been sleeping like 5 hours a day for the past month
>>34359425I still wake up well-rested whenever I end up sleeping for 2-3 hours, stay up for an hour and then go back to sleep for 4-5 hours.I like to be awake for the witching hour, usually.
>>34359425I haven't slept in months because of her. It's all her fault.
How bad is it if a new mother doesn't talk to her baby or look it in the eye?
>>34359425>You must sleep from 10 pm to 5 amThat sounds like some bullshit frankly>>34359343Fear and concern for the safety of his nipples
>>34359438She probably gots the PPD
>>34359438Talking to babies is how they learn to talk so uh, that's pretty bad.It won't even be able to tell that you're not looking at it until it's like 2 months old but like, that's emotional neglect. You'll fuck it up, it won't know how to make friends, and it'll resent you for it.
>>34359437I have weird dreams anon about different worlds or the future. Drink apple juice. And before sleeping, imagine having closure with her.
>>34356199Only ONE of them can be your bf, who would you choose?
>>34358706Ngl I'm so fucking depressedI did a job and got £20+ and got all my roommates drinks and now they're looking at me like a fucking weirdoI fucking hate these people so muchMy roommate's mum is so so nice and cool. So is my other roommate's friend (one girl I have a crush on and have good chemistry with).And yet they shittalked these people so much when we were drinking. Like have you ever thought it's because you're fucking cunts??I hate my roommates so much. They're so fucking mean. I'm sleeping all night and sleeping all day to avoid them. I only have £3.50 to my name lol. Time to sleepmaxx bc suicide isn't an option rn. Goodnight. ):
>>34359441>until it's like 2 months oldIt's 2 months old now and it does look at you and giggle and smile if you make funny faces.
>go down rabbit hole about radiation >people used to enrich their drinking water with radioactive material for energy and healing >thermal baths that turned out to be radioactive after the discovery of radioactivity have been known and used as healing spas since forever >get curious and look up highest naturally occurring radioactive places in the world >it's iran of fucking course it is...
>>34359438>>34359440It happens. It's sad. Sometimes the mother gets over it, sometimes it can get really bad.
>>34359438>atoga goids already fucking up their kids
>>34359449I don't know what conclusion you're drawing from this.
Gender, do you think you can bully someone into liking you?
Next week my real life begins. I’m going to socialize
>6 drives can be plugged into the PSU>only 4 can be plugged into the motherboardAnother great moid idea
>>34359466MNo
>>34359466MaleYou can't, and I wouldn't want to even if I could. Why can't she just like me of her own free will? It's over...
>>34359443Soldiers don't always make good leaders, some do, some don't, but most of the time they don't, and the majority of ZOGbots need to contend with this fact. Any woman who wouldn't choose Trump is admitting to being a peasant phenotype beta female who will never achieve great things.
Women when/what was your last "why are men like this" moment
I started crying when I got home yesterday. Everyone had their friends and I was all alone. No one wanted to talk to me
>>34359479>>34359476
>>34359480What about your man
Boo!
>>34359486don't scare me like that! :(
Hang in there. I have plans for you.
>>34359480I got broken up with and cannot stop crying. I need a hug but I am being brave about it.
I woke up in a good mood today :D
>>34359466F. Definitely. That was my dating strategy up until the end of highschool.
>>34359487Hehe. Hihi.
>>34359471Thanks
>>34359489Your new hobby should be detachment.
Do femanons prefer large noses? I wish my nose was as big as my fathers. But it is good looking nonetheless.
>>34359492Were you diagnosed with a mental illness?
>>34359494It wasn't a compliment
>>34359488No worries, I can hang myself
>>34359496Nta but I watched “Detachment” earlier this day.
>>34359500np, you're welcome.
>>34359479Walked by the guys' bathroom at the college I work at and it smelled exactly the AXE-swamped locker rooms from highschool. It's crazy how noseblind men are.
>>34359497Tristram Shandy-ass post.
>>34359497I have a big nose and it looks pretty damn goofy
>>34359498ODD doesn't seem real to me, so I say no.
>>34359510lmaoSo are you in a relationship now?
>>34359500I know :)
>>34359514Yes. Also I stopped being such a cunt within the first year of college.
>>34359493>:(
>>34359517Atta girl.
>>34359485I am a man>>34359489I’m sorry
>>34359523Now I'm only just as much a cunt as most people can handle.
>>34359425>The most important time to sleep is between 22:00 and two hours past the witching hour. Do that and life will improve drastically.Genuinely can't fall asleep before midnight without medicating myself or waking up at 3 AM.
>>34359525Oh, sorry, I have already moved on from the convo.
>>34359488I know why now isn't a good time, but a sign would really help.
>>34359490congrats anon! i hope your day goes well.
>>34359524>sorryIt's not like you're the one that broke my heart time and time again, ignored and ghosted me. Its not like you were my heart and home, where I found comfort and solice curled up in the smell of man and was ripped from my side.
>>34359471Why did you get a motherboard that doesn't support your needs?
>>34359530Okay, enjoy your Saturday.
>>34359532thanks! hope your day goes well too
>>34359492>That was my dating strategyAnd that... worked?
>>34359539NTA but have you ever met high school boys? lmaoAnything works.
>>34359534I don't need 6 drives
I only need one drive. The drive to achieve.
>>34359543Then why are you complaining?
>>34359544I drive
>>34359544Do you have it?
This is the bare minimum to even get a chance at a first date these days
>>34359549Femboys just are that way.
>>34359553ok
>>34359553I look like this after doing weighted farmer carries, kettlebell swings and kettlebell halos for 3 months
>>34359553No it's not lmao
Is it a red flag if you see a man reading this book in public?
>>34359552Deep down somewhere.
>>34359562idk what that book is but would women be turned off by my ball gag collection?
>>34359562Yeah, I'm generally not a fan of rapists.>>34359564Depends on the woman. I would be.
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I.... and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
>>34359549Maybe I will need 6 drives in future?Also what the fuck am I supposed to do with those 2 extra sata plugs? They're just taking space
>>34359553It's not, you also have to be tall, earn 6 figures (ofc because if you're in your 40s then wtf are you doing with a sub 100k income), and have all of your hair. As a minimum.
>>34359553>What's your excuse I don't do roids
>>34359568You guys are so detached from reality.
>>34359565Wow, you must really not be a fan of yourself then!
>>34359572I'm alright, I'm a pretty decent person.
Fuck it, I'm subscribing to the cute calisthenics girl's channel. Because she's cute and impressive and does pretentious things in a non-pretentious way.I may have a new parasocial crush.
>>34359574If you have to tell people you are, you are not.
I can't make friends irl. How the hell am I supposed to meet women
>>34359577That's very silly.
>>34359576What exactly are you trying to achieve by sharing this image?
>>34359445Also I just went out to buy snacks, and the huzz next door bullied me and asked why we still had our Xmas tree up. I asked why they were standing outside wearing nothing like fucking retards, and when they were going to get a fucking job. That shut the cunts up real quick. I fucking hate normies so much. Goodnight xx
>>34359539Not well, that's for sure. I only ever had one bf in highschool.
>>34359577NTAYou asked, don't be disingenuous.
>>34359567Then you'll have to upgrade your mobo, but your PSU will be set.Alternatively you got a PSU that's overkill for your need. But it will probably be more energy efficient than a cheaper one, and two extra unused connectors can't hurt that much.
>>34359582How did you bully him into being your bf?
By now you must have plopped in your pants.But if not, hold on. And give me the chance.
>>34359539I chatted with a guy every and we became best friends and kind of fell in love - I had no idea how handsome he was until we met and I thought I would never be good enough so I gave him his space.. but I always wonder about him and if he ever thinks about me.
>>34359586Forcibly masturbated him and gave him a surprise blowie. Told him if he fought back or resisted or if he complained about it, I'd tell everyone he raped me.
>>34359590So you basically raped him.
>>34359592NTA but no shit. Men like being raped so he accepted and let it happen and eventually became her boyfriend. It's weird how women don't understand this and refuse to just rape the men they like more often.
>>34359594Fuck off, creep.
>>34359599Please present your genital area to me so that I can erotically stimulate you with my mouth and hand.
>>34359581I'm also still so fucking angry at my roommates for being so mean about both our mums and my sister's only real friend. Both of them are so so nice whereas my roommates are just fucking selfish cunts. Maybe they should look in the fucking mirror sometime, and realise that these people are so much nicer and more successful and interesting than they'll ever fucking be. Like my friend/crush took my sister on an amazing trip today and all my sister did afterwards was shittalk her. Fucking hell I swear I'm going to kill myself if I don't get out of here soon
>>34359590that should've been me
>>34359343FHe’s either thinking of how to solve something or worried about something nearby
>>34359602Did your roommates put their cocks in your bum?
>>34359602Nobody fucking asked
How can you tell when someone posting on /atoga/ needs psycho help from a professional?
>>34359608Get a degree in psychiatry.
>>34359608>someone posting on /atoga/I think that's enough for a 72 hour hold.
>>34359608>posting on /atoga/That's usually a good sign someone is mentally ill.
>>34359611NTA but I've already too many uni degrees. I don't need to add another one, much less in Psycholatry.
but im a creep
>>34359611Nta. We can’t really do much from a distance
>>34359616Get better taste in Radiohead songs.
>>34359608Just listening to what they say
>>34359606Ik but I'm venting>>34359605LmaoI'd fuck em up firstThe fucked up thing is I told a couple of friends recently that I was suicidal and they just laughed it off as if I was joking. People think I'm having a laugh but I'm dead serious when I'm actually suicidal lol
I still have dried semen stuck in my throat from decades ago. It sometimes makes it hard to breathe, the sticky, dried semen coating my throat. No ENT doctor or throat cleanse treatment has ever been able to clear it all the way out.
>>34359586I just always injected myself into his business until he started to like it.>>34359590Please don't answer for me.
>>34359619radiohead sucks dick
>>34359623No, you wouldn't. You'd sob and wail while your roommates pork you in the bum, especially knowing that you would get a prostate orgasm from it. And really, what's to stop them from going into your bed at night and playing with your bottom?
>>34359615Ok, then don't.
>>34359628So do you.
>>34359626And then he >injectedhimself into your>business
>>34359633Yes. He raped her.
Can't wait to get my new shirts. Summer time!
>>34359633The day he said yes when I asked him to date me I blew him, so yeah.
>>34359630I don't even have the energy to engage in this shitpostery lool. Kindly fuck off. X I'm sleepmaxxing. There's nothing to live for, everything is completely hopeless. When I have the energy I'll make another suicide discord but only for people who are actually suicidal, not the bullshit last time where a bunch of happy normalfags overran it.
>>34359637Geez. Dramaaaa Queeeeeennn!
/atoga/ has been the only place where you can be such an evil person without consequences.But not for long.You know who you are.
>>34359632not as much as thom yorkewhat a dumbass name
>>34359640One hour before bed no screen time. Good night.
>>34359639fuck you for replying to him
>>34359639Lol I am a drama queen but I'm not being dramatic rn I'm just being calm and serious. I can chat more tomorrow or next week but I've made up my mind now firmly about suicide. There's no other solution.
>>34359644You need to tug on your willy. Give yourself a wank, mate!
I'm horny!
How do you feel about acts of sexual violence enacted against pedophiles? Like, when you hear that someone forcibly sodomised a pedo?
>>34359648Too depressed for that lolI've not even brushed my teeth tonight. Maybe I should do that now then slink back into bed.
Garbage gen rn
>>34359651I'd just skip to beating their head in with a hammer. Sexual violence is for women I love!
>>34359656You should jerk off with your penis in such a position that there is a massive cum shot directly into your mouth. And then brush your teeth using your own semen as toothpaste.
>>34359651When you glorify violence against violent criminals, you start to see non-violent criminals and eventually non-criminals get caught up in violence too. It's better to imprison a chomo without the sodomy.
>>34359660LmaooNah I'm gonna brush my teeth with actual toothpaste >:( then listen to some techno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XquJA4RlhyY and sleep I wanted to save my £20 from job today but I got dragged to pub with housemate and spent it all, I feel terrible
My son shall be named Julius. As one was the last of his World Order so shall my son be the first of his New World Order.
should I start playing Counter Strike 2 again? I think its the only way im going to meet women
All my plans fell apart. I found people I wanted to bring close to me, but my words came out wrong when I told them I liked them, and so they pushed me away and I can't even blame them for it. It's over.
I saw Project Hail Mary.Women, what did I think of it?
I want her so bad
>>34359667Please allow me to rub your genital sweat on to my fingers and sniff it. I wish to absorb your genital scent.
>>34359666I hate playing CS but I still frequent /magog/ and watch pro CS
what does atoga think of metal sonic? I think he is the real sonic
>>34359675Did he win the death battle?
I am going to need to flash you my penis. You will see my pecker.
Ladies, do you dance in front of the mirror while your on the phone? Do you check your reflection?
WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY SHE SAIDWHY WON'T YOU EVER KNOWTHAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUTHAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
I will dream of being a Djinn or a Lich.
>>34359675The Death Battle episodes gave him a fucking awesome voice. I don't know what he actually sounds like in any games or anything.
>>34359674Are you a woman?
>>34359682No. But you will be.
>>34359681he only ever talks in sonic heroes and never again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUM5jKmC4oc
>>34359682No
>>34359678My cake jiggles
>>34359676Yeah. Short version is "Cell's whole shtick is having the genetic information of all of the DBZ fighters, and Metal Sonic can copy that. Meanwhile, since Metal Sonic is totally inorganic, Cell cannot copy or absorb him. Also, Cell doesn't have a counter for Metal Sonic outright stopping time with something like Chaos Control."
>>34359679YOOOUSOFT AND LONELYYOOOULOST AND LONELYYOOOUJUST LIKE HEAVEN
>>34359682lmao
>tfw no 5'2" average looking socially inept femanon gf
>>34359625Ew wtf
Man, I habe been eating way too fucking much the last like 3 days.I'm just chowing down on stuff and it's late at night and I could eat a fucking whopper.
>>34359693You have never had this happen to you. You do not know the struggle.
>>34359695That's absolutely disgusting
>>34359625>decades agoAre you like 40 or what?
uwaa uwaaaaa *shoots cummies* >///< I-I'm sorry :(
>>34357820I guess she doesn't understand, Chad has multiple options going on. He is texting probably 7-8 different girls at once. This chick if she is lucky is probably 4th or 5th on the priority list. Chad is meeting up with one of his better options is why she got ghosted. If your not at least an 8 or 9, and your waiting for Chad, it's probably not ending well. This is what happens when you try to limit your dating pool to the top 10% of men.
>>34359678Mhm
>>34359675Da best part of sonic cd and Sonic ova and an icon truly <3Tbh in the classic era I ship sonic and Sally, and Amy and metal sonic lel
>>34359694Based, that sounds yumMeanwhile I haven't had an actual meal in 3 days lol xP
I despize your mental health. And I despize your penis!
>>34359704what did my penis ever do to you?
>>34359703die in a fire
going to my ex girlfriends birthday party in a couple days. no clue how her friends currently feel about me and i will only know like 20% of the people there. what do?
Anyone else doing sleepmaxx Sunday with me (sleep as much as possible) xx
>>34359702>Amy and metal sonic lelbased!! yeah metal sonic is so cool, too bad there is no metal shadow
Struggling to starve myself to appeal to the alt huzz or bulk up to appeal to all women
>>34359708I would love to but I want to play vidya :(
>>34359706Pls light it>>34359709Yeah he's wicked lol, I love the stardust speedway race and the ovaMetal shadow would be lit, I'm sure there are some rom hacks...
>>34359704>despizeWhat is this hispanic weirdness?
>>34359711Based, play all the vidya!! I would do that too if less depressed. I love vidya sm but have no motivation to play them when I'm like this. What do you plan to play?
>the schizo keeps replying to itself to spam up the thread
>>34359712kino incoming!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVXeWfFTFGoand yeah there are probably romhacks but I want it to be canon! also no one ever talks about mecha sonic from sonic 3 & knuckles was he supposed to be a prototype of metal sonic? I was always confused about that
>>34359707it can't be that bad if you got an invite
>>34359707If her friends didn't like you, they would have told her not to invite you even if she was still cool with you. The fact that you're her ex and you're still invited to her party is a good sign. Just go and chat with the friends you get along with. Maybe you'll meet someone else.
>>34359717I'm forcing myself to get out of bed and play vidya so I don't get even more depressed.I'm gonna play harvest moon and later I'm gonna play fist of the north star on ps1
>block somebody on tiktok>still see DMs she sends meThis is fucking stupid.
>>34359722JP OST so good <3>>34359722>was he supposed to be a prototype of metal sonicLol>no one ever talks about mecha sonic from sonic 3 & knucklesReal!!Apparently tho he's just an upgrade from the sonic 2 death egg one and separate from metal sonic being developed by seg of Japan rather than sega of AmericaBut it does make you wonder...>>34359726>fist of the north star on ps1Based lol that's an amazing gameHarvest moon good alsoCoincidentally I also wanted to play some ps1 games (probably will be too depressed the next few days to do anything besides errands). Spyro 1, Crash 1 and Jinx maybe
i get patriotic when i go to costcopvre american sovl
>>34359733I get racist when I go to Costco. Too many Indians.
>>34359721I'm just annoyed at myself mostly that I could've kept the £20 I made from job, and instead I wasted it going out with people trying to be social and ofc it fucking sucked. I hate socialising idk why I keep wasting my time trying. I hate everyone IRL so much.
>>34359730Love the japanese ost of that game, the first time I played that game was with the american ost and it's just not as good and the boss theme is fucking creepy.and you know what? in my headcanon mecha sonic and that robot from sonic 2 are prototypes of metal sonic lol>Based lol that's an amazing gameI love that it recreates the anime opening with ps1 graphics lol (btw fist of the north star is my favorite anime of all time) >(probably will be too depressed the next few days to do anything besides errands)oh that sucks, hope you feel better soon.I never played spyro or crash...I know it's blasphemy, I will try them some day, did you ever play klonoa? I love that game! I never played the sequel though but I did like the one on gba that one was more like a puzzle game, it was pretty good
>>34359735none where i live but i imagine my thoughts would be the same, were that the case
>>34359708Yes my legs are tired and it’s still Caturday
>>34359678never, i just walk back and forth in the kitchen or move my legs around constantly if sitting
I just sit during phone calls bro. Why you niggas need to pace around
Maybe I will see her in another lifeI hope so
>>34359754Nervous energy.
>>34359708I plan on it, but I don’t get home from work until 4:30am and I can’t sleep until at least an hour after that, and then we have people coming over at 4pm tomorrow so it’s all fucked.
>>34359708Sleep is the best of my day because is the most close to be dead.
>>34359667Nice, I messed things up the same way with a girl I really liked earlier this year and fucked everything up beyond repair. It happens, man, sometimes you just gotta learn from your mistakes and do better next time.
>>34359770woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh edgy
>>34359762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSvMFm2ABE
ive never seen an intelligent or attractive person advocate eugenics, ironically
I simultaneously love and hate sleeping, getting a good nights sleep and just staying in bed until I feel like getting up is one of the best feelings, but at the same time I feel like it takes up so much of my day, I wish we had 28 hour days.
Guys, why did you stop approaching women? We're literally begging you to now so the dating scene can be fixed.
>>34359781Why do you keep posting the exact same TikTok engagement bait webms in every single thread?
>>34359786small penis
>>34359786too small
>>34359784he doesn't have any friends, plz understand
>>34359762Who do you wish to see
>>34359789>>34359792>insufferable whores gaslighting againFollowing your logic that means you have a lose vagina for having the body count of prostitute :^)Because even a 18-wheels truck will look like small parked at the bottom of the big canyon
>>34359781moid hands
>>34359799actually I'm a man and my penis is bigger than yours
Could you guys please not post dicks? I’m at work.
>>34359804Pic with Timestamp or shut the fuck up dicklet/liar whore
I wish I had some chips.I'd even go for some fries.But midnight is approaching.
>>34359806you deserve it for browsing 4chan at work
hmm why does it slow down at saturday night i wonder, really makes you think
>>343598107-eleven?
>>34359809nice try faggot, I'm not falling for that
>>34359786i never knew how small my penis was until this dude utterly cockmogged me and everyone called him small
>>34359815HAHAHAHAHAHA stupid whore nobody fall on your shit
How many times is this faggot going to keep posting his mediocre dick in these threads?
>>34359817Dude don't be gaslighted. The one that is saying is small are just the local insufferable whores using shaming tactitcs as cope because they got mad that i always say that virgin women worth gold
>>34359822If only this shitheap of a board would have a single janny...
>>34359822When you stop being an insufferable bltch
>>34359822It's a good dick, you don't have to pretend it's mediocre.Actually, it's even more pathetic that God gave him a good dick, but he still squandered that gift and ended up just as alone as the rest of us.
>>34359826Go post your dick on /soc/ if you want attention that badly.
>>34359799melty
>>34359828Dude stop projecting
>>34359822It's NSFW, so you know what to do...
>>34359828of all the "good traits" to have, a really good dick on a virgin is the most logical and justifiablesomeone doesnt see your erect dick until they already want to have sex with you, its largely irrelevant in almost all cases
>>34359786This picture fucks with my brain, why is the can so small? Why is his hand almost as big as his penis? That can't be normal
>>34359830No until the whore that said 'atoga men have small penises' apologize to all the men of atoga for talking shit.
Fucking Moids! Have you ever been slapped by a girl before and please explain to all of us exactly what it was you did to deserve it. We know it was deserved.
the mid cocks of atoga are at it again
>>34359842You have no right to call other people whores when you're literally posting your dick pics on a blue board.
>>34359843I cheated on her with her best friend
>>34359833Tell me more about your preternatural ability to determine who is a whore and who isn't over 4chan text posts.
>>34359843Yes. I told a Christian girl I was an atheist when I was in high school, and she smacked me in the middle of the hallway between classes.
>>34359841>Why is his hand almost as big as his penis?Dude check were the thumb start at. You can put like 2 hands one each other and yet you still without cover the whole penis
>>34359818why are you typing like a melanin enriched american?
Single women, what places do you go where it would be okay for a man to hit on you?
>>34359847Yes anon, female whores are a source of shame. And manwhores are heroes, because men and women are not equal
>>34359843I think I said something that annoyed her and she slapped me, it awoke something in me that day
>>34359851I've seen pictures of men holding their dicks like that, the thumb doesn't normally reach anywhere near the glans
>>34359851>You can put like 2 hands one each other and yet you still without cover the whole penisWhat in the Babelfish...
>>34359849Shaming tactitcs and gaslight is something that whores always use
>>34359855Explain how doing the internet equivalent of flashing your dick to a group of strangers is being a hero.
>>34359853At my place once we've become exclusive
>>34359853Hookah lounge, kava bar, cat cafe
I can hold my penis with both hands :3I like to thrust into my fists
>>34359841The proportions look all fucked up like it was altered with AI. His skin tone and hand look very different compared to other pics he's posted too.
>>34359823go get a girlfriend then you can complain about "insufferable" whores
M'ladies, I would like to offer this formal apology on behalf of all men for this obscene display disrupting our normally worksafe thread. I quite understand that you'll be departing the thread until this unwelcome nuisance is dealt with by the proper unpaid authorities. Until such time as it is safe for you to return, I bid you a fond farewell and adieu-- ta-ta~!
>>34359862catch-22
>>34359853Cat cafe, internet, hiking on forest trail. Let me think is dreamland tonight.
>>34359871We're on the internet right now. Does that mean it's safe to... you know...?
>>34359869Thank you and have a good day at work anon. Let us know about your shift at dinner time.
>>34359871How do I hit on women on the hiking trail?
>>34359874If I counter correctly I’m in the danger zone of horny time. The guards are coming to take my back to my cell.
>>34359867>compared to other pics he's postedUhhhh
My glans smells really good today. Women how are your pussies smelling?
>>34358497Oh, that makes sense. Thanks anon, I appreciate it!
>>34359871>hiking on forest trailDo you go alone? I don't want to ask for your number if you're with your friends. It seems rude
>>34359880>My glans smells really good today.Define "good"
>>34359853Public places with people around. I prefer if you don’t hit on me
>>34359880I'm on my period, so not great, but nothing I can really do about it.>>34359885Presumably no smegma or sweat/piss smell.
>>34359876If it’s a loop or an out and back, meowtivate with little intervals. I don’t know.
>>34359878I see, I see, you're between a rock and a hard place. You must choose to be either in cell or incel.
>>34359886But most girls are begging for guys to start approaching again in public. What makes you so special?
>>34359871>hiking on forest trailI once had a woman hit on me on a mountain peak.I just got there as she started talking to me and I could barely reply, I was just too exhausted from the hike up.Personally, I don't know if I'd do anything more than simple small talk or just discuss the routes we took.
>>34359871So basically just cat cafes, the internet doesn't count and speaking to women on hiking trails will make them think you are a serial killer.>>34359863>Hookah loungI asked for the opinion of single women not unemployed arab men
>>34359853I don't go anywhere.Rarely some kind of party, event, concert etc. Somewhere I went to be social and be entertained.
>>34359892Is a cat cafe where all the crazy forever single cat ladies and wine aunts go to?
my gf said my penis what big and that's all that matters
>>34359885meaty with a bit of fruitiness
>>34359879such as the one you posted on Tue 10 Mar 2026
>>34359897/soc/ it>>34359896Your penis is what big?
>>34359895Nta I'm an adult man and I would go to a cat cafe every single day if there was one anywhere near me.>>34359898I am not the dick poster.I was wondering why there is such a poster.
>>34359774And one day I will lay in the snow on a cold December afternoon. I will stare up at the white-gray sky as snow flitters down, gently landing on my face, and hot crimson seeps from the cracks of my knuckles. And from the heavens a great and frightening nocturne will play, growing to a deafening roar. And then all will be warm and silent. >>34359797She is but a memory. A painting. When she comes in my dreams, all I ask her is; do not leave. Do not wake me. Alas, she does not listen. She cannot hear me.
this nigga remembering the exact day someone posted their dick weeks ago
>>34359902>Anon doesn't know how to search the archivesNGMI.
>>34359892The hookah lounges near my college that I went to were mostly frequented by women. It was also really hot if you were a feet freak because women were encouraged to take their shoes off when sitting there. So you got to see a lot of hot babes showing toe.
>>34359876Don't listen to her do not talk to me when I'm alone in the woods beyond "hi" please. Maybe you can talk to me in the parking lot but only if there are other cars there.
>>34359843In fifth grade I called a fat girl fat.
>>34359860He showed you his PECKER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RPDa4eSkHA
>>34359899>Your penis is what big?was*that was a typo
>>34359880Why are you sniffing your dick?
>>34359888I don't know what you're saying.>>34359906Yeah, I thought so.
>>34359911>sits in chair>fiddles around with peanus because bored>types on keyboard>smells hand>eyes glaze over
Women would you fiddle around with a peanus
>>34359914>>eyes glaze overFrom your own peanus?
Something I've always wondered. I'm not an American. Whenever I read of relationships etc., Americans always say that they're in therapy or the first advice is to get therapy. Do all Americans really talk to a therapist? Is that an actual thing there? Despite all the burger therapy attendance I've yet to hear a single story that it actually helped anyone.
>>34359919The glaze shot into the eyes.
>>34359919yeah. it smells nice
>>34359915If it's big and nice looking on a nice looking man yeah
I don't like masturbating very often, I make a mess every time
>>34359915Not todayGo fiddle with yours so you stop talking about it
>>34359843My previous girlfriend was at my place and wanted me to go out and I really didn't feel like it. We had kind of mentioned maybe going out the night before, but nothing was formalized. I finally just straight up told her look I'm don't want to go anywhere tonight. She slapped me and then told me you know you deserve that and then left.
>>34359914>>fiddles around with peanus because bored>>types on keyboardwhy are men like this
I can't stand being a virgin anymore. I'm not waiting to take the right photos or do any of the performative bullshit so I "look good" on dating apps. I'm attractive and I'm tall, there's no reason for me to be a virgin. I'm going to take 2 decent photos in my apartment and I'm going to have sex
Men, my underwear is pulling my pussy hairs and this is all your fault?
>>34359933You mean to tell me women aren't all shallow whores who drop their panties for all men over six feet tall!!!???
>>34359935I told you to shave
>>34359935Why do you have pussy hair at all?
>>34359933How old are you? Don't ruin yourself with a hookup
>>34359932You ignore the men who aren't like that.
>>34359937>>34359938I could have clipped them but nooo, you had to talk to me about other questions.
>>34359935No.
>>34359933Good luck.
>>34359920It's more common among women, gay men, and liberal/left wing Americans, all demographics who believe that therapy is a cure or vaccine for moral failings such as anxiety or relational conflict.
>>34359890lol be honest, do you know any girls?
>>34359939I'm 27. I've fucking had women hit on me my whole life but I've been too autistic to realize it until I started being normal and analyzing my past. I can't continue to let life pass me by anymore
>>34359949>I've fucking had women hit on me my whole life but I've been too autistic to realize it until I started being normal and analyzing my past.What tipped you off?
>>34359935You're absolutely repulsive.
>>34359941I remind you every day!
>>34359890>most girlscitation/anecdote/slightly realistic made-up rationalization needed
>>34359955But you have become gay.
>>34359958I'm very straight actually
>>34359950Mostly reading about how women flirt or the things they do to get a man's attention. There was a girl in high school that I barely spoke to who gave me a "friendship" ring, there was a woman in college that asked for my snapchat, another girl in college said she liked my sweaters and said she really liked my project presentation, and many more. I was just reflecting on things and it made me realize that if I had made any initiative, I would have gotten them
>>34359960You won't be for long. Bend over.
Back in the day you could make a concept album about being in love with Anne Frank and no one batted an eye, times have changed.
men, why are u incapable of ever being just friends w a woman without wanting more?
>>34359965didn't the singing saw guy get me too'd for sleeping with some underaged boy?
>>34359966I currently have this with 2 (two) long-term female friends. I'm happy with friendship and not looking for more. What more do you want from me?
>>34359970you are one in a billion then anon
>>34359966Because women make shitty friends. Why do you think women want to be "friends" with so many guys? All their female friends are shitty and not fun to hang around with.
>>34359966You aren't a woman though
>>34359972That's called a hostage friendship. The only difference between men and women is that men want to turn those hostage friendships into hostage relationships.
>>34359963not this again
>>34359971I don't feel exceptional. I think plenty of other men are also happy with their friendships with women. Don't just assume the worst without giving us a chance.
>>34359966Last time I got rejected by someone who claimed she wanted to remain friends, I said "sure" and then she never texted me ever again anyway.
>>34359966I am, the only problem is that I'm the one that carries the conversation for the most part but it's always fun when I get my friend to talk for a while about her autistic obsessions
>>34359973i am biologically and just lost a good friend for this very reason,
should I get cookies today?
>>34359979I don't believe you. You type like a tranny. You told him you have a dick didn't you.
>>34359966It's easy if you're not attracted to her.
Why is reading so hard bro. I read the words on the page and they just go straight through me. And I absorb zero of what it says. I'm just retarded aren't I.
>>34359968This appears to be a complicated shitshow.>Relationship with Nesey Gallons>On July 9, 2024, Koster was accused by fellow Elephant 6 musician Nesey Gallons of grooming and sexual assault. Gallons alleged that the grooming began via email contact when Gallons was fifteen years old and turned physical in April 2001 when Gallons was sixteen. Gallons further alleges that Koster sexually assaulted them twice in the summer of 2005.[10][unreliable source?][11]>In a statement on Instagram, Koster confirmed the relationship transpired but denied Gallons' other allegations, writing that Gallons and her husband had been trying to coerce him into entering into a romantic relationship with them. He acknowledged that their age gap was a problematic, in that she was nearly 17 years old and he was 28, and claimed he had apologized to Gallons and tried to build a friendship with her but that his efforts had "been met with increasingly disturbing behavior on the part of both Nesey and [her husband], including thousands of threatening and manipulative messages, which are meant to punish me for not agreeing to what they want."[12]But then,>In February 2026, Koster was granted a two-year restraining order against Gallons by a court in Bangor, Maine, where Gallons and her husband live. District Judge Harris Mattson found Gallons abused Koster and was a "credible threat" to him after her campaign of threats and intimidation.[13]
>>34359981that's how women type, trannies just stole it
>>34356229I imagine only black guys like blacked porn cause they're black.
>>34359983no that's normal, I was like that at first but eventually after reading many books that stopped happening
>>34359980I had a soda for the first time today in about a week, so sure!
>>34359985Why do people commit sex crimes in Maine when it's such a sparsely populated state that everybody knows everybody else's business? Some random hermit living outside of Mount Katahdin is going to know everything about the life of a sailor in Kittery and vice versa.
>>34359981lol>>34359966I feel like the less socially well adjusted a man is, the harder it is for him.I always made female friends at school, uni and jobs, without any intent of being with them. However, the last time I was spending a lot of time with a woman I was not romantically interested in, I think she caught feelings for me. It was somebody I met on of 4chan, we spent several months gaming and chatting together, and she sent me pictures and videos of her (nothing even remotely lewd just to be clear). But then one day she suddenly stopped replying. Later on she posted on 4chan that she'd want to talk with me again, but I never got back in touch again, since it felt weird.
>>34359986Nah. Every time I see it it turns out to be a tranny, every time Post dick
>>34359983This reminds me I have some reading to do today.
>>34359990>>34359996What are you guys reading I'm trying to figure out some skmple instructions and it took me like 20 minutes to figure out what it's trying to tell me
>>34359995Wow, you seem really obsessed with transgender dicks, dude.
>>34359991I don't like soda anymore :/I stopped drinking it last year and I had some a few days ago and it was gross, I only drink monster now but only once a week
>>34359998>>34359998>>34359998
@foids: i am offering to you a business proposal, my new weight loss methods are at your disposal. for pennies a day, get your college diploma (and miracles pills found to cure melanoma). so tell me if you are a small business owner because i am offering free ink and toner, i got oxycodone without a prescription and replica watches with custom inscriptions.additionally, jannies (those niggers) tongue my anus
>>34359997>What are you guys reading120 Days of Sodom
>>34359997oh you're talking about an instruction manual? hmm idk I never had problems with those but to be fair sometimes the way they phrase things it's a bit strange
Hoodoo y'wanna voodoo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67vnan9U1E
>>34359983Try reading out loud a page and recording yourself. Then listen to it. Do you understand it better when you listen to it?
>>34359979Did you make it clear you wanted to remain friends? I don't know the specifics of your situation, but if he spilled his guts to you and you didn't feel the same, he's probably embarrassed. There's a good chance he might think you were just being nice when you said you wanted to remain friends and that any more contact from his end is going to be interpreted as him flirting or hitting on you again.
>>34360025Yes i made it very clear, not only that i didnt want to date him but that i dont want to date anyone at all. we ended the friendship (or rather he did) cause he didnt want to be just friends.
>>34360038>i dont want to date anyone at all.I mean, if he's your friend then he should know you well enough to believe you, but speaking as a stranger on the internet that does sound like a fake reason. Maybe he also has his own reasons to believe it's fake.
>>34360052>e should know you well enough to believe you, but speaking as a stranger on the internet that does sound like a fake reasonNta she said nothing about him not beliving her. That seems just like your weird interpretation.Being around somebody who you have unrequited feelings for can be incredibly painful, it's his right to not wanting to be exposed to that.
>>34359952Good
>>34359740>with the american ost and it's just not as good and the boss theme is fucking creepyLol yeah, I do think the american ost is cool but agreed the JP one is iconic>mecha sonic and that robot from sonic 2 are prototypes of metal sonicYou could be onto something there>love that it recreates the anime opening with ps1 graphics lolYou gotta give it to em lol>did you ever play klonoaI love door to phantomile yeah! Never played the gba one but looks cool :3>>34359768RIP, hope you get some rest at least>>34359770Real and relatable
why do womanz like traveling so much? I like travel too, but they'll travel to shitholes just for the sake of traveling.
