>>34356199
>>34359998first for small and flat chested women <3
women, please stop consuming yaoi, it is bad for the soul.
Anon-kun, I feel sick. I need to borrow your toilet.
I wish all white dudes were nice and fat
I wish all dudes weren't homos
>>34360008I'm kind and kinda chubby.
Women, how do you feel about the Bachelorette? Do you feel bad for her?
I wish I hadn't reached out. It's better to live with uncertainty than to reach out and learn with certainty that the answer is "no".
>>34360010define 'kinda chubby'?
>>34360005>small and flat chested womenso mostly children then
>>34360008I am tall on top!
always remember to be nice :D
>>34360008hi!! i'm tall, large, nice, white, and medium schizo. but i probably won't have kids so i'm a bit of a foil to your wish
>>34360015oh fuck off with that, there are adult women with small boobs and you know it
>>34360014Skinnyfat.When I go to work, people see me in my clothes and they tell me that I'm skinny.When I come home and get naked, the man that I see in my mirror is clearly fat.
>>34360016>>34360018wow it really is ingrained in men's brains that tall = ideal. im very short so i actually prefer short dudes
I decided not to get cookies, don't want to feel bad for being a fat fuck for the rest of the day
>>34360022i didn't say i was ideal...just saying i'm big, thats all :\
>>34360022You just artificially lower your sights from low self esteem. You wish you were tall so you could date tall dudes.
>>34360024exact height and weight?
>>34360013I'm the complete opposite. If I reach out, either I get the good outcome I wanted or I get closure. If I don't, I'm stuck wondering the rest of my life what could've been, and I never truly get to move on.
>>34360013>It's better to live with uncertainty than to reach out and learn with certainty that the answer is "no".No.
>>34360027uhhhhh haven't weighed myself in a while and don't own a people scale but assuming nothing has changed something like 6'3 and about 220ish lbs.
>>34360022Well then all the better for pointing out an incompatibility.
Men, why are you making dating so hard for us women? Why can't you be real and intentional about looking for relationships?
>>34360026i do wish i was taller yes but it has nothing to do with that, i genuinely just dont see the appeal in dating someone a foot taller than you, >>34360030at that height, 220 is chubby at most, not really fat
>34360033Stop spamming.
Men are such fucking assholes. I'm so sick of you guys doing this to us.
besides being brown, is there anything wrong with my hands?
Women would you date a man who only listens to like 2 or 3 bands
>>34360037Yeah, they belong to a pussy motherfucker who posts his hands online for a crumb of female attention
>>34360039this is a retarded question
>>34360033>>34360036Wow the same bait webms again! Very cool, anon!
>>34360033>us women
>>34360034A whole foot taller? That's too much. Statistically, the average woman prefers an 8-inch height gap. How tall are you, and what size men do you like?
>>34360037Trim your nails anon.
>>34360042Gotta be a bot. Nobody can be this stupid.
>>34360022yeah i hate tall guys. legitimately. they are overconfident for how ugly and incompetent most of them are
>>34360017OOPS that was the wrong image, sorry about that :(my files are a mess....
>>34360033I only date women who are comfortable being single. I don't want to play unpaid therapist for a desperate tard that doesn't have her shit together. I also only date women who own Monero. This reduces the dating pool greatly but it hasn't been to any personal detriment.
>>34360044>A whole foot taller? That's too muchNTAThat was never an issue for me. Never had even tiny women tell me I am too tall.
>>34360050Here's your attention now fuck off.
>>34360036this video is the exact reason you should never go all out for a man until he has continuously gone all out for you and proven that he's trustworthy
>>34360054it was a real mistake I swear :(
>>34360038Huh, well if he outright said something like "I don't think we can be friends anymore" after you said you still wanted to keep in touch, I'd say he's an exception to the rule. I'd say most men don't want to stay friends after rejection either because of embarrassment or because they don't actually believe the woman still wants to stay friends (or both), but if you were good friends beforehand, made it clear you were alright being friends, and he still definitively ended things, then there's probably something else going on in his head. I wouldn't keep yourself up at night thinking about it.
>>34360044im sub 5ft and while i dont have an exact height in mind, i'd put 5'7 as the maximum, i imagine 5'4-5'5 or so would be pretty nice. weight wise, he'd be at least tier 2 obese, i am very into hefty dudes.
speaking of short men it's been almost a year with chadlet
>>34360017>>34360050
>>34360059How tall would you like to be, and size men do you hypothetically theorize you'd like in that world?
Why aren't femanons paralyzed from constant baby fever?
>>34360059Are you the woman who's helping the married man cheat on his wife?
>>34360034>at that height, 220 is chubby at most, not really fatyou neglect to realize i was born with god's birthiest hips but i mean i'm certainly not round, just really filled out. i remember this girl that liked me a lot that i crushed on, she was maybe a foot shorter than me and she was like a quarter of my volume, it was funny. women with small surface areas are amusing.
>>34360019A little bit? I read really stumbly with a lot of pauses but it did clock finally. I don't wanna have to fucking read aloud everything and play it back just to learn it though.
>>34360063Some women just aren't meant to be mothers.
Not even cuckposting, but why do so many black guys unironically have nice voices? Especially the educated ones?
>>34359966>men, why are u incapable of ever being just friends w a woman without wanting more?let me ask you this: if i find a girl attractive and we get along well, why WOULDN'T i want something more?
>>34360069Black men tend to have deeper voices. You like deeper voices anon.
>>34360063luckily i do not suffer from this affliction, and am free to spend my time and money on dumb shit, and stay hot in my hag years
I love women with sultry voices.
>>34360069you didn't need to preface this post with>not even cuckpostingbut you did because you're a porn brained faggot
>>34360063Why would it be paralyzing?Also I can't afford myself or take care of my own mental health let alone anyone elses my kids would be doomed
>>34360062ideally, i'd like to be 5'6-5'7 and i'd like the same type of man phyique wise but just taller in height, let's say around 5'9. >>34360064no
>>34360079yeah i'd kms if i were you
>>34360071Sometimes you get along well with a woman, but you run out of things to say to each other after a couple of hours, so you need extended time apart to come up with new things to say. Sometimes you get along well with a woman, but she's slightly more selfish and inconsiderate than you'd like, so you know not to rely on her for reciprocity and affirmation. Sometimes you get along well with a woman, but you don't like the future she's building for herself, and you don't think you can picture building a future together. Sometimes you get along well with a woman, but her way of living is just incompatible with yours, and it would be wrong if you tried to change her, and it would be wrong if you tried to change yourself, so you just let it go.Sometimes you get along well with a woman but it's better to remain friends instead of lovers.
>>34360079speak for yourself, feet are grody. i couldn't handle a girl with a foot fetish either, i'm hyper sensitive and wouldn't be able to handle having my feet touched even a little bit
>>34360079sorry i don't like wafflestompers
>>34360065do you have man boobs? how far does your gut hang in comparison to ur waist band?
>>34360073Plenty of hot moms out there
>>34360085good thing i have a man so online comments really don't mean anything lmao
>>34360078You know what? Those are reasonable desires. I can dig it.Though I'd feel a bit sorry for the 5'4" guy who's your ideal in this world but beneath your notice in that world.
>>34360088hot with their clothes on, maybe. unless you're into saggy parts and c-section scars and sewn up frankenpussy i guess
>>34360086wtf anon are you gooning rn -_-' my man boobs and gut don't really hang at all, i mean they aint slim but i'm not really sure i'd say they hang at all unless i'm like hunched over or something
Who is your favorite cave story character? Mine is Curly Brace
>>34360093so you're just either gay or young? i don't really get it but go off lil zoomy
>>34360060what
>>34360013Yeah, on opposite day.
>>34360100can you post your fanfic to some wannabe tradwife fatty? because it's really just grossing me out, personally
Friendly reminder that birds are unironically the last surviving dinosaurs.
>sara is moments from gore spamming because nobody falls for his multiple bait methods anymore fucking kek
>>34360092not really such a thing as too short for me so i'd definitely give a 5'4 guy a chance. i said 5'6 cause i only like white men and they tend to be on the taller side. >>34360095lol im just trying to get a better mental picture of what your body looks like, i think ur a bit too slim for me to goon to. is ur current weight the highest youve ever been?
>>34360104
>>34360094You will sag as you age regardless
State genderDid you ever have a "they're literally me" character when you were a child?FFor me, it was Lilo.
>>34360012No, and I don't feel bad for the guy either. Dating single mothers is the male equivalent of dating black men.
Who do you fags have winning march madness this year?
>>34360113Ohana means abandoning your family and fucking off to do your own thing.
>>34360008An asian woman posted thisAn asian woman posted thisThis woman is non white
>>34360117i am not asian
>>34360108my weight is annoyingly stable, i work from home so i have to exercise a lot to lose any weight or not eat very much, with exercise and effort i got my weight down to about 210ish, my maximum was probably 230ish depending on what scale was being used. never been more than 235. i'm built like a 19th century farmer before they started dumping microplastics into everything. very endomorphic.
>>34360113MNo I don't remember ever having that feeling
>>34360036There is an incel crying without filming himself for the same exact reason. She's mad Chad chose Stacy and not her but would feel zero pity for said incel if she knew he was there.Fuck her, I hope a wild Muslim slams a fish truck in her and blows up.
>>34360073>and stay hot in my hag yearsHahahahahahBahahahahhahaLmfaaaaoooo niggaGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggMy fucking sides.That's a good one. Anyway.
>>34360120sounds like youre not meant to be all that slim/lean, if youre a hairy guy, you should embrace bear mode and get up to 250+
>>34360113Mgaara (from naruto)kinda cringe I know but he was too relatable (except for the killing people part)
Is there anything worse than bogans? I hate them.
>>34360113malphonse elric. my older brother and i were suuuper into full metal alchemist when we were young kids and we naturally mirrored the dynamic of the brothers really well. i was booky and taller than him and he was hot headed and mischievious, we liked sparring a lot too, especially with wooden swords>>34360124i have plans to get into lifting and fill myself out more, as otherwise i almost look like i have klinefelter or something. the above anon has me considering i'm almost like bolin from korra, but i'm not quite a dumb himbo
I don't understaaaand bro I don't understand. Why the FUCK do chords have to be so hard. What the fuck is a form. Wtf does all this mean. Why is my own so damn low.
>>34360127dont forget to put on as much fat as muscle anonthe bigger the better
tfw I'm stuck at 185-190lbs at 30 years old and I've been this weight since high school
>>34360128>ownIQKilling myself shortly
>>34360073>stay hot in my hag yearsNo fucking way any woman who would post here would be fuckable past 30 kids or no kids
I live in Denver and it's such a mid fucking city. It's boring with no culture
>>34360112i'm 36 and haven't yet so, nice try lmao there's no way you can convince me that they wouldn't look like wet socks if i decided to ruin my body with pregnancy
>>34360133I believe her, I know one hot hag that uses 4chan
>>34360109BRO
>>34360136It sounded cool in On the Road, that book is from 70 years ago though.
>>34360118Yes you are>>34360126I would gladly take 500 million bogans into my nation before I take another Somalian, Indian, or latinx.
>>34360136Is it true that the city's deserted on weekends because everyone heads into the mountains? Asking as your neighbor from Utah.
>>34360037kinda hard to tell at that angle.
>>34360133and yet i'm getting fucked by hot men my age and rejecting 20 year olds that make a pass lol
>>34360144>s it true that the city's deserted on weekends because everyone heads into the mountains?Eh I would say that no, this is false. Especially during the summer. Less people care about skiing that you'd think.
>>34360143You probably are a bogan.
>>34360126what the fuck is a boggan
>>34360143>SomalianSomali* stupid
>>34360150It's what they call "White trash" where I live.
>>34360136it tries really hard to emulate culture but since it's primarily white tech bros from not denver they just make a weird gentrified version of "culture" and everyone who's actually from there gets priced out
Hey womenWhen do these threads get fucking good and slow again?Or are they permanently ruined by namefags and discordfags round the clock?
>>34360156were these threads ever good? they have been plagued with ecelebs for as long as ive known
>>34360156permanently ruined
>>34360129you need to relax! i'm too tall anyway, remember? i'm honestly not even sure if i can gain a lot of fat, i already eat whenever i'm hungry and i don't think i could force myself to eat more...
>>34360063Children are obnoxious shit.
>>34360063why does this character look familiar? (the girl)
>>34360158why do you keep coming back then? you're one of them, aren't you?
>>34360155That was a succinct and splendid way of putting it. You said it better than I ever could. Do you live here too?
>>34360113FI did not have the self awareness to realize my similarity to Lilo at the time lolI thought I was like Belle because she has brown hair, wanted to go on adventures, and really liked books.
>>34360076*gentle plap*
Leg is aching again. Last digit is how many years until I die of bone cancer.
>>34360154Just say you are Australian.
>>34360170RIP
>>34360170Fuck
>>34360133NtaI'm still fuckable but apparently my personality is intolerable
>>34360166What is Lilo/you like?
>>34360171I'm not Australian, you take that back.
>>34360165i moved there as an adult and lived there for several years, but moved back home. i simply don't enjoy the great outdoors enough, didn't click with the culture, didn't make a ton of friends, and didn't care for my job enough to stay. i'm from a place where people are much more standoffish and less midwestern if that makes any sense, and i could not deal with the amount of small talk required to stay in the good graces of my coworkers lol
>>34360037What type of brown
>>34360160you must not dislike it too much if you keep replying, and if youre not able to stomach a large quantity of food then just prioritizing calorie dense food is the way to go, your appetite will increase over time too. i believe in u anon!
>>34360180like a 1 on the toaster desu could have said nothing just looks like a white guy arm to me
women, are long legs on a moid attractive?
>>34360176Oh you're the NZ femanon?
>>34360175You know how she bites that other kid and has a handmade doll she says is full of bug eggs?
>>34360177Where are you from anon? I'm originally from the East Coast myself, the DC area to be specific.
>>34360186There's an NZ femanon? I wonder if I know her.
>>34360164i've been given names before but they are often incorrectly applied to others and i never clarify any of them because i like the chaos
>>34360180Latino if I had to guess
>>34360184daddy long legs UwU also, nojust be proportional ffs
How do I get a new zealander gf as a blackanon?
>>34360187Never seen it, sorry I thought it was clear I was a different anon.Do you still bite?
>>34360191and you think thats any different for the other namefags because...?
>>34360188i'm also from the east coast, more north than you though. found it really hard to get work out here after graduating high school due to no college diploma, so i moved out west and made a career i could move back with.
>>34360184Yesthis man is 6'3
>>34360196it's not really my fault if people apply names to me, even incorrectly lol. there are people who have entire volumes of lore about them and tripfags and stuff. i'm some random.
>>34360199Looks like he'd get knocked over by a stiff breeze
>>34360199he looks like the slenderman (british edition)
DESTROY ALL BOGANS
>>34360201and thats their fault if others keep track of them and piece their lore together, because...?
>>34360198I moved out here as a result of the job I got right out of college. I wanted something different so I moved out here, but in hindsight, I probably should have remained east.
do any male anons here have a thick country or southern accent?
Still looking for a gf who I can do predator roleplay with...
>>34360195Well now I'm suspicious as to why you care and I think you should go away. No offense.
>>34360207Those are racist. They will kill you, jewess.
>>34360205jh literally clarifies every post about herself. there's multiple avatar and tripfags here. there are people who care very much about being identified and being identified "correctly" and care about their digital "reputation". if there's no difference to you then what do you even hate about namefags? people having personality that's more interesting than wet soggy bread? lmao
>>34360210Lies
>>34360211Didn't really mean anything with it, but alright.
>>34360207I have a mild one despite not growing up in the south.
>>34360218I have no southern accent despite growing up in Virginia.
>>34360193>just be proportional ffsobviously they're proportional it's not like I have short arms but long legs
>>34360213avatar and tripfags aren't namefags, and I'm not the one that complained about namefags, you were
>>34360209can i be the alien?
>>34360221oh so you are some random anon that cut into a random convo without reading the whole thread lol. had me going for a minute
>>34360199Jesus wtf. I was going to call BS on that claim so I got out a ruler and mf, he really could be 6'3. Dude looks like Kevin Durant in that pic. It really is the frame and clothing, he's got skinny legs
>>34360222I didn't think of the movies, instead being an actual hunting predator. lolBut seeing how the movie is kind of fitting, it could work out too.Unfortunately, I am not interested in being the prey though. It'd also look a bit silly considering how I look. Or you mean you are the xenomorph alien?
>>34360224Sergejs Sinkins, he's a professional dancer/dance instructor/judge
Damn, femanon! Your tits are HUGE!
>>34360199My 6'7 ex had those bishounen legs but he was so self-conscious about his height that he insisted on wearing baggy pants and looking like a third of his body comprised of the world's longest, flattest ass
>>34360223not really, you claimed atoga is shit because it has been plagued by namefags since forever, then admitted you are one of them yourself, then claimed you're a superior namefag because people don't get all your lore right (assuming they get the lore right on everyone else for some unknown reason) and you're not a tripfag/avatarfag/JH and when I said two of those aren't even namefags you started to try to switch it up and have a go at me about why I'm complaining about namefags, lmao maybe you should get your brain checked, it seems rather slow and confused
Women, men:What is your normalfag interaction prophylactic?Mine is telling people my favorite anime is Chuu-Bra (the truth) when anime comes up. I especially enjoy the part when they look it up on their smartphones and their facial expressions change. It isn't my fault this is peak womanly physique
Women, do you want your ass slapped while you're making out and riding him? When do you like your ass or face slapped?
>>34360235yeah we know the pedos think being a pedo makes them based and superior to all the sheeple
my grandma said I'm handsome :)
>>34360235i dont craft "prophylactics"
>>34360236no, never
>>34360237>pedosI see tits and hips so nah, I think I'm perfectly normal
>>34360238Are you?
>>34360235>TFW the mangaka for the original Chu-Bra manga is a womanFemale lolicons truly are the best.
I walked around the park shirtless and I saw some women do double takes at my body. It's easy to catch people mirin when you're wearing reflective sunglasses
Something to think about
>>34360238incestuous
>>34360239so you're naturally unlikable?
>>34360236When the mood strikes him. I don't like having my ass slapped because I like the sensation I like that he wants to touch it. Don't hit me in the face.
I'm so fucking tired of being alone. I can't express to you how much it fucking pains me.
>>34360244they look because you're committing public indecency but you already knew that>>34360241sure, I almost believe your thinly veiled smugness
When I piss around my plants then water them after, they grow like crazy. What do they mean by this?
>>34360249no im just not autistic
>>34360243>TFW>no face postedMFW
>>34360245not really, nounless you have an IQ that would be allowing you to get disability money maybe
A 30-something foreign lady said I had really nice hair and asked me what I used for it. The only good comments I get are from older ladies.
>>34360253wow so le randum edgy toilet humor is this your poor attempt at bringing up your trauma induced fetish?
>>34360252I don't think I veiled anything, thinly or otherwise>>34360254suit yourself
>>34360257because they know they can put you in your place easily if you tried to use them saying something nice to get into their pants
>>34360253Uric acid, phosphates, you've somehow managed to dilute it just right and make fertilizer instead of killing them.
>>34360258you sound like a retarded foid. kys
>>34360256why do holes always lash out at the truth? It's not tsundere. It's bitchy
>>34360245Yes, but not for the reason you think. Women think men only want sex because the men that approach them only want to use them for sex. Because that's all she's good for and/or those are the type of guys she goes for.
>>34360262I don't understand this. She was with her husband. She just seemed to genuinely like my long hair.
Some days it just be like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_E0UVNtJ9Y
>>34360259you're trying to act like you care about them having non childlike features but we both know you don't and are being disingenuous because you enjoy trying to make people seethe over your blatant liesdoes it give you a stiffy to try to get people's pants in a twist? does it make you feel like you're always two steps ahead? does this help you sleep at night feeling you could now out-trick your dad if he tried to rape you again like he did when you were six years old?
>>34360269Nta>with her husbandThat's exactly why she felt safe giving you a compliment. She did genuinely like your hair.
>>34360207Not a moid, but I have one.
>>34360267wow le epic jealous hag trap moment >>34360269I sure hope this is you baiting and not you genuinely being this retarded
>>34360242no :( but it made me feel nice>>34360246why did you have to make it weird anon? it was meant to be wholesome
>>34360274>She did genuinely like your hair.That's nice.
>>34360265maybe you should kys for not having outgrown the potty humor stage at your ripe old age
State genderDo you own any guns? If so, what kind?
>people can immediately tell I'm black by my voice alone without ever seeing what I look likeReally makes me think
>>34360281FNo. I'd like to, but I fear I'd be seen as too mentally deficient to own them.
>>34360277it's not wholesome to comment on the physical attractiveness of your family members, it's always weird as fuck to draw attention to the fact you assess them like a piece of meat and rate their sexual attractiveness from an objective point of view
>>34360281M.No, can't afford to buy one. I would own multiple. I technically have one, but it's not uh... yeah.
>>34360280It wasn't "potty humor", it was a legitimate question, but I guess you're too low IQ to see that.
>>34360286Who molested you? lol
>>34360273>you're trying to act like you care about them having non childlike featuresI like all her features>does it give you a stiffy to try to get people's pants in a twist?It brings a smile to my face to see normalfags taken out of their comfort zone. It often results in them becoming less of a normalfag>does this help you sleep at night feeling you could now out-trick your dad if he tried to rape you again like he did when you were six years old?I was too fat for my dad's taste. Now that I lost weight I'm too old -_-
>>34360283try saying less low IQ things, it might help
>>34360289>>34360290>>34360291man I love triggering retards, one of my favorite genders
>>34360293I can guarantee that my IQ is significantly higher than yours.
>>34360281I have a compact 9mm handgun, a 12ga I never get to use, and a ban state compliant AR variant.
>>34360296got another one, nice
>34360295cringe and virginpilled
>>34360281FNahI'm not even sure I could get one if I wanted one bc I've been hospitalized for a suicide attempt
>>34360295am I supposed to not respond during a conversation? You have a very typical way of talking, as if someone plucked out out of SA circa 2013
>>34360302>I've been hospitalized for a suicide attemptWomp womp
/atoga/Tell me your favorite Sonic character
>>34360295>t.
>>34360306MBowser
>>34360182remind me, how many does it take two tango? the most i can really eat in a day is maybe 2400 if i'm eating fast food, as big as i already am i really don't eat much more than 1800 calories usually per day, probably because i'm not super active, plus i'm on stimulants and *that* makes eating harder, i eat barely anything (and still don't lose weight...must have a hormone issue or something). i'm not super attached to my body though, if i had a gf that wanted me large i'd probably take some kind of research chemical to gain me weight desu
>>34360306FI like Blaze.
>>34360286there is a big difference between someone calling you handsome and them wanting to fuck you
>>34360306F. Eggman
>>34360006No. The men outside are kissing and I'm gonna stare directly at you.
>>34360246get a grip, goonoid
>>34360306Mknuckles, shadow and metal sonic
>>34360316Whats the difference
I AM THE EGGMAN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mPkze9AEs
>>34360199this nigga walkin on stilts lmao
>>34360281F.I come from the boonies end of nowhere.I was 18 years old when we got our 4th analog tv channel.Quite much the only thing anyone my age in those places, where the closest neighbour is 12 miles away, was to kill small animals for the next dinner and feel happy about it.I personally own Winchester Model 24 Side-by-Side 16-Gauge Shotgun.And a Henry .22magnum lever action for rabbit extermination.Both are handmedowns from my older male cousin who outgrew them, so I had to unscrew some suspicious wooden blocks off from the stock.I do however legally own them now.Back in the day our house just had a gun or two in every cabinet and nobody cared who "owned" them or something. they just were there.And "Who left their ammo on the kitchen table?!" was something I heard from my mom constantly growing up.
>>34360104>not reptiles>like the old ass turtles and fat gators
>>34360328um, dinosaurs evolved from reptiles anon, not the other way around. there were literally whale-sized crocodillians back when the dinos were around lol. please study your phylogenetics
>>34360328
Did this Moid really cry because he ran out of wire? Like just go buy some more lol!
>>34360281MLuger, k98, mp40, stg 44, fg 42
I was at work.Briefly stood next to a cute chick in office.She said something mildly funny about our todays work and i smiled. Then i saw my own reflection in window. Got horrified with how ugly i looked.
>>34360332You wouldnt get it.You dont even get that you will never be a woman...
>>34360329She thinks she knows everything for some reason
lol I’m the only person in my friend group who is not in love and gets ghosted consistently and they don’t even know what to say to me <3
Hello from what remains of /jp/What's your favorite gachimuchi collab? Mine's 本格的男尻祭2011 ~ 勃ちあがれ男根
>>34360329>there were literally whale-sized crocodillians back when the dinos were around lol.Which makes them a dinosaur.
>>34360338You literally have a bf
>>34360339Idk lol
>>34360338hey i too am the group schizoid. own it. they say i'm like a puppy.
I can't do dinner dates, because I always get very gassy after eating and my stomach starts churning really loudly.I don't have a question.
>>34360343Where My atoga bf?
>>34360344
>>34360347You're dating a guy
>>34360346Start walking 20 or 16 minutes after eating. Eat slowly
>>34360345I’m not a schizoid just a loser
>>34360349Who
>>34360351fine, don't be a puppy then, sulk instead. happy?
>>34360339https://odysee.com/@GachimuchiArchive:e/sm11379678--(60fps):7
>>34360347you have an atoga bf?
>>34360352What do you mean "who" you're literally dating him. Or did you forget about him like he forgot about you.
Post what music you're listening too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1jNw8SreSE
>>34360355Yea him >>34360356I told you what happened
>>34360361Sure sure. Lemme guess you've got another date.
>>34360362No I blocked him. Ugh you don’t listen to me
>>34360361hey good for you misery p, i knew you'd find some guy eventually, whats it like dating an anonymous man? that'll be an awkward conversation for the kids for sure
>>34360364I did listen I just knew it was bs.
>>34360365He doesn’t even listen to me>>34360366You have to trust and believe sometimes you know
>>34360368If that's true don't you think it's a little funny how he didn't even notice. Hm. I've seen him round acts like nothing happened.
>>34360368he doesn't even listen, does he? i trust you, ugh and that's just like him. you know, i'm a pretty good listener. yea; it comes kinda naturally to me
>>34360372>Haha I'm not like those other guysSimp
>>34360199>designed by CLAMP
>>34360333Nice collection. Do they actually work?
>>34360079They look 10, anon.
>>34359999
Either: How does first dates and early dating work? I've found myself in a weird position where I have dates lined up with 3 different women in the next week and I don't know what to do if things progress with more than one of them at the same time. Do you drop all the rest when being exclusive comes up or do you do it when you've gone on more than 3 dates? I've never had something like this happen before.
>>34360234actually the person i was responding to did, but i hope you enjoyed your melty
>>34360378Is there a reason you wanted to show us this
>>34360377Yeah I think he's aware
>>34360379> I've found myself in a weird position where I have dates lined up with 3 different women in the next week If you can manage this, you can afford to learn by trial and error, dude.
I'm gonna write a song for her
>>34360360https://youtu.be/PV4GKu_A10U?si=oVZM761u_-So9-eU
>>34360383I think I'm just a lucky autist. I can handle one but trying to juggle 3 sounds tough. I just don't know what dating is really like, I know you go on dates with other people at the same time, but I don't know what happens if things go well with all of them
>>34360373i was just posting interesting facts about me, thats all
>>34360236this is entirely dependent on the individual woman
>>34360389How about the fact that you're a 30 year old drug addict virgin who lives with his parents and unironically thinks he can turn himself into a cyborg. My apologies if I can't muster up the respect for such a character.
>>34360385I learn guitar for she.
>>34360306Tails
Is it true that women don’t even see non fuckboy men and that’s why they all think men have an easy time getting relationships?
>>34360199Are you JAPANESE?
Both genders, what is your opinion on men who have been with prostitutes?
why is 90% of mexican candy just salt and chili
>>34360398MPretty sleazy but do what you wanna
>>34360398MI find the whole ordeal disgusting. In a just world pimps would be hung from lamp posts (by the state after due process)
>>34360399Wow it's like the rest of their food
>>34360398Whoopty doo, good for you.
>>34360399I hate spicy candy, or spicy sweets in general, like spicy ice cream, that shit is nasty.
Gender?Are you into organization?
>>34360406Wtf does this even mean Yeah it's my passion bro
I’ve been trying to get registered.
>>34360070>women see their own traits, but x10 more subdued, and this fills them with disgust and resentmentif only your post was actually true
>>34360371Oh he’s someone else I think we’re getting mixed up here >>34360372You’re mean to me
>>34360392first you're forgiven but second what about it lol
>>34360398FCan't say I really approve of it, but I also don't really give a shit either.
Where can I meet the Penis Master?
>>34360378Lol
>>34360406FI’m obsessed with it
>>34360410>You’re mean to meabrasive maybe, but MEAN?
>>34360416Yea you hurt my feelings
>>34360406Not in the slightest
>>34360410>he’s someone elseNo I don't think so. Either you're still dating despite not liking it and the you go off and complain about being lonely, or he genuinely hasn't checked in on you in all this time. I'm inclined to believe it's the first.
I'd like a boyfriend but I'm kind of scared of sex in general, more specifically penises and i wouldn't want to touch one, how screwed are my chances of ever finding love?
>>34360422Unless you go gay or learn to get over your fear of penises, probably close to zero. What is it about penises that bothers you?
>>34360421I never dated a 4chan guy
>>34360418when the heck did i do that?>>34360422probably not very, but you are gonna have to get over the whole "fear of penises" thing or acquire a taste for carpets
>>34360423I just dont like the implications that come with seeing a man naked and his penis out, i have nothing against male anatomy or anything
>>34360424How many times have I told you that you can't trick me.
>>34360422The penises are more afraid of you than you are of them.
>>34360427>the implicationsWhy scared of sex? Never get yourself off? Don't you find guys attractive?
>>34360427Wym chica? When a man takes his penis out you can tell him what the fuck to do with it.
>>34360428I’m not tricking you
>>34360407So you're not.
>>34360411>what about it lolThe "what" is that you've got quite the fucking ego for such a low life bottom feeder.
>>34360427Huh...I don't really know how to respond to that. I was thinking you were gonna say penises look gross or something.
>>34360427Were you raped or something?
>>34360431>Why scared of sex?never had it, and it doesn’t seem like i'd like the experience, it seems extremely overwhelming and sweaty, painful too, > Never get yourself off?i do, quiet often, ive never felt like i needed someone else to satisfy me, i've done just fine on my own>Don't you find guys attractive?yes but im indifferent to genitalia, nothing about a man's penis determines my attraction to him
Women disliking naked men is the default condition. A naked woman in public attracts creeps trying to fuck her. A naked man in public has everyone screaming and running away
>>34360433How'd I know you'd say that. You know how long I've spent seeing through people, you're like glass.
>>34360442skill issue
>>34360008Tfw mean and not fat>>34360007Go ahead but there's no toilet paper>>34360023You should get cookies>>34360033>I've never had someone bring me flowers or chocolatesHas she never heard of deliveroo
>>34360444I am legit telling you something for clarity, and I was very clear I wasn’t interested. Two different guys
Tfw no hard thick veiny arms wrapped around me
>>34360440I mean I don't neeed a woman or sex either, but it's nice to have a girl in my arms, hold hands, make out with her, to have my dick warmed and cared for by her. It's nice to be the object of the-girl-i-like's affection, and to be able to give her my affection.
>>34360450Tfw no youtuber to press into my bossom.
>>34360448Whatever. I know where it's going.
>>34360033>Why can't you be real and intentional about looking for relationships?Last time my crush asked me out I basically just told her I'm a loser and have nothing going for myself>>34360079Check bro's harddrive
>>34360452One time I made a fake Bigfoot sighting video with my sister and it got like 5,000 views.
>>34360456Are you submitting that as an entry to be pressed into my boobs?
>>34360457Yeah.
>>34360360https://youtu.be/zGGlXhx2u3ULegendary song
>>34360126Chavvers are even worse than bogans mate>>34360281M, yes, water gun and nerf gun
>>34360406FOnly in theory not in practice
>>34360451sounds like a lot of sugarcoating, sex is only really seen as intimate because youre overlapping it with how you already feel about the person, theres nothing actually all that special about sex, its animalistic
>>34360340You know it doesn't and you're doing this on purpose
>>34360413there's a penis master?
>>34360306MMarine is precious>>34360324https://youtu.be/c5fFT_KpBJ8>>34360332>just go buy some more lolMoney doesn't grow on trees>>34360360Nothing rn but yesterday https://youtu.be/dz9X1lnLSGE
Would you say that every male school teacher is likely to be either a flit or a nonce?Especially the ones who are unmarried bachelors for a very long time?
>>34360349you too cheers
>>34360374Lmao>>34360422The right dude will be patient about it at least
>>34360466Yes, he is summoned by the Dungeon Master. The one who supervises and master(bate)s the Penis Tickle Dungeon. Hee Hee, Penis Tickles!
>>34360231what the hell are you imagining rn are you okay
>>34360468M, no that's mental lol
>>34360468There were a lot of male teachers at my high school and I don't remember any scandal about anyone being interfered with.
>>34360470>jUsT sToP lo0kInG aNd tHe rIgHt MaN wILL cOmE
>>34360464Things alive with dinosaurs are dinosaurs.Yes I will be obtuse on purpose.*raspberry*
>>34360458*stuffing your ballot into the rollie cage*
>>34360448But I found it interesting how you said this >>34360424And then this >>34360347>>34360361
>>34360474I thought about this after reading the book Fifth Business. That was a weird fucking book. It was about a school teacher who was obsessed with homosexual behavior among homeless people, and who was neurotically afraid that his community would accuse him of being a gay pedophile.Supposedly that book is one of the greatest works of Canadian literature. Are Canadians really that fucked up in the head? Because I feel like they have to be to consider that book one of their greatest literary gifts to the world.
>>34360477It's true tho
>>34360398You are literally less likely to catch an STI from a legal prostitute than a random hookup.
>>34360481Sounds interesting, I'd give it a read.
>>34360483How likely are you to catch a disease from huffing jenkem made from my fermented feces?
>>34360481>Look it up>It's real
GenderWhat is your critical failure restaraunt of choice?Mutual hate on burger king is nice. :)
i've done some calculations, and it appears that your dick is at least 55% smaller than the size you make it out to be
>>34360488FApplebees
>>34360488P no one with a soul willingly eats at arby's
Moids, please don't take women on shitty first dates like these.
>>34360490I want to officially dispute these findings with the relevant authorities.
>>34360492Wtf is p
>>34360493I don't wanna date no more
Justice for Palm Beach Pete (Not Jeffrey Epstein)https://x.com/not_jeffepstein/status/2035428394133754331
>>34360493I remember taking my gf to pizza pizza for a first date
Women if someone is being loud/disruptive and your bf just sits there and doesn't tell him to shut up would you get the ick
Gender?What is your favorite-ish song?
>>34360502No. I would be shutting them up.
>>34360503Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jus3XxWoVnI
>>34360113>For me, it was LiloLilo was based I've always really related to Ren Hoek from The Ren & Stimpy Show lol>>34360477>jUsT sToP lo0kInGI never said this you moron>>34360488>20 restaurants we likeWhat kind of rich wastrels go to this many restaurantsAlso BK here is great>>34360493This woman has no sovl
>>34360504I can't wait for you to shut me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoyJgR_09Vw
>>34360503Mhttps://youtu.be/b7ydBQFBdhA
I meant like post it in words
>>34360499And then, she was raped. Pizza always precedes rape. Bad sign.
>>34360503F https://youtu.be/dGeDfgWbw7E?si=QAknX6Ckt27H0wXX
>>34360493All of these places are clearly bad choices. Who chooses fucking chipotle as a first date?
>>34360510You have a disease. A disease called autismIf you did not have this brain disease, you would not have had to clarify. You are mentally sick. Your autism must be cured.
>>34360427what if he keeps his clothes on and doesn't take his penis out?
>>34360516Bro
>>34360493>coffee datesThat has been my go-to first date for a long time and has quite literally worked every time. Pretty much every relationship I've had started with a simple coffee date.This roastie is retarded and doesn't know shit.
Your ponderous and rambling diatribes aren't doing you any favors. This project needs your support, but you'll have to move fast. You still have time to suppress your emotional outbursts so that you can promote a charitable cause.
>>34360503I have watched my playlist 53,000 times probably. Idk what my favorite-favorite is.
>>34360507Because you brits force them to have standards. It's more likely to give you diarrhea than tacobell spicy stuff.
>>34360377nice transparent png dickhead
Women will never know what it's like to have no one care
Femanons, if you saw this guy at one of your high energy Latin dance classes in a white t-shirt, confident, being an enthusiastic participant and absolutely crushing it. What would you think about him? He's smiling, spinning, getting close with different partners, laughing through the moves while everyone else grooves along. Just vibes.
>>34360455>Check bro's harddrive
>>34360527Yeah I've heard it's worse in the US. My local one is pretty good
>>34360532If he's in a dance class and is being like that, I'd 100% assume gay and not second guess it.
>>34360532Chad and Stacy are so cute together how am I supposed to hate them
>>34360533Where you find this pic of me jk
Femanons, would you date a guy who burps real loud?
>>34360507>20 restaurants we like>What kind of rich wastrels go to this many restaurantsI can think of 18 local places I like, none of which are chains. Most aren't even expensive.
>>34360544>don't think you're supposed to do thatWhat am I supposed to do, lie to her>>34360547>18 local places I like, none of which are chainsYou're rich to me>>34360360Listening to Puffy rn, remembering better times... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z91Bkd59GmE
I can think of like 0 places that aren't chains. I never eat out. Am I undateble.
>>34360550>I never eat out. Am I undatebleYou can always eat out if you catch my drift...
>>34360491Oh God I just wouldn't eat at that point>>34360502Depends. Asking someone next to us at the movies to be quiet? Sure. But if some guy is being a loud annoying asshole that you can already tell will just be more annoying if you try to reason with them I don't want us to become a target.
>>34360551Well I gotta take her on a date first.
Femanons, would you fuck Mr. Bean?
>>34360559They shot him
Who made it so all women have to work? You have literally ruined generations of women!
>>34360562We should cage men this time.
>>34359998What does it mean if an excoworker/boss you made out with once. Keeps texting you here and there (I rarely if ever initiate texts) and visiting you after rshe left the workplace? She's even gone out of her way to come visit me at a diff worksite from where we worked together. And has found out my schedule from other peopleShe even said next time I'm working with another coworker (female she was also cool with) that we should go for dinner. If she wants to hangout as a group does that mean it's fully platonic or she's using her as an excuse. I've hung out with her once for a few hours one on one for some icecreamOr am I just being attention farmed. Should I start initiating contact more? If so, what about? Also what's it mean if she once used to use lots of emojis but barely uses them anymore
>>34360514Nuhuh
>>34360495P = PenisV = Vagina
>>34360559LolIt's not self deprecation though, it's just honestyI have no money anyway
>>34360548>You're rich to meWeird viewpoint, but OK.
>>34360569Nta but are you retarded
>>34360360Can't sleep so on the ambient rnhttps://voca.ro/1fKpcBOnYZTKhttps://voca.ro/1kioKxF9n5Lyhttps://voca.ro/19JxetEGdh8Z
>>34360568How is it weird kek>>34360569>Learn to be happy with yourselfThere's nothing to be happy about >before you become an emotional burden on anyone elseWell, this is why I avoid people, I don't want to be a burdenEveryone IRL thinks I'm crazy
>>34360572No nigga hr
Things aren't going well with my cousin's baby, a bunch of the family have been round now to see her and how she is with the baby and there's unanimous agreement that shit ain't right. Social workers are getting involved.
Femanons, which thread on /gif/ is your favorite?
>>34360575Hope they're OK and don't end up becoming a 4chan poster
>>34360573>How is it weird kekI just don't see how living in a place with actual restaurants makes me rich. I sure don't feel rich.
>>34360575>shit ain't rightWhat kind of not right?
>>34360582She just doesn't care about the baby at all and is casually cruel to it, also she's living in a pigsty with her boyfriend who is the most sus guy you can possibly imagine.
>>34360576>>>/wsg/6111915
>>34360583Is there a reason the family isn't intervening directly instead of going to the state?
>>34360578I mean going out to eat at so many lolWell ig not "rich" but at least well offThen again I used to be in the same boat so eh>>34360583Hope the baby gets out of that shitholeI fucking hate degens like this who have kids
>>34360583Cruel how
>>34360586They are, they're on rotating shifts right now to make sure she's not alone with the baby. They've tried talking to her but she denies everything and only cares about her boyfriend.>>34360589Stuff like pinning its arms behind its back to try make it sleep, trying to force it to poop when it doesn't want to, she poked her fingernail into its forehead when it started to cry, and it was in the bed with her and her boyfriend once with a pillow over its face.
>>34360587>I mean going out to eat at so manyI don't go out that often. I've just lived here a long time.
>>34360591Why are you referring to a baby as "it"?
>>34360591Jesus Christ wtf, y'all need to rescue that baby asap
>>34360593Its gender isn't relevant to the conversation, didn't seem right to volunteer any irrelevant info about the baby who is the victim in all this.
>>34360570LolI don't think that anon's retarded, that advice does apply to most people. Most people with self-esteem issues need to learn to love themselves moreI'm genuinely a hopeless case though and a burden on others. I let everyone down. I just need to avoid everyone and sleep when I'm not working
>>34360596>>34360597I have never met another native English speaker who refers to a person of unknown sex as "it". Which is irrelevant anyway since OP does know the sex, he's just being coy about it for some reason.
>>34360599>I have never met another native English speaker who refers to a person of unknown sex as "it".Feels weird to call a baby "they" or "them", I dunno.
>>34360600Weirder than calling him "it"?
>>34360601Thinking about this more and I think most people do refer to babies of indeterminate gender as "it" rather than "they" as in "Is it a boy or a girl?" not "Are they a boy or a girl?"
>>34360467I've never heard that version of that song before, I like it
I don't like how my hair curls at the end, looks like I have little tusks or something
>>34360605People will use a singular "they" for people, even if they know their gender sometimes. "It" is usually reserved for objects or animals, and babies seemingly.
>>34360037I want to suck on those fingers
>>34360127>i'm almost like bolin from korraBased
>>34360611The singular "they" is older than anyone ITT.
Why do women wait until you're hanging out with friends or brothers to start asking for things from you and start whining for attention? I know they do it on purpose.
Either genderHow do you deal with burnout?
>>34360617I has been in widespread use for decades. Politeness has nothing to do with it.
>>34360618Apathy.
>>34360617Bro if you're waiting for a doctor or someone who you've never met, do you go up to the receptionist and say "My appointment was 10 minutes ago, did the doctor say when it'll be here?"
>>34360607>animals and babies Yes now you get itIf it can't talk it's an it
>>34360626This is peculiarity you have, it's not how most people talk.
>>34360621I feel like apathy has just made things worse for me, like accepting that I've got no control over things just makes me even less motivated to try.
>>34360629The person I was replying to.
>>34360626I don't see why you would assume it's a man if it's a dentist or something idk what gender my Amazon delivery driver is going to be that day and I'm just going to say they instead of being weird about it because it might be accidentally accepting of trans people. Really feels like a you problem.
>>34360628The older use of the singular "they" was about not assuming someone's sex.
>>34360618SleepThere's a big spider above my bed rn though xP I just flipped the other way lol
>>34360632Nta but when I was a receptionist a lot of people assumed the doctor would be a "he", it's not a big deal lol, no one is offended
>>34360576Idk kinda boring there
Everyone is a woman until proven otherwise.
>>34360635Oh no, be careful anon!
>>34360532Fun guy
>>34360645IWNBAW
>>34360642>Using a plural to refer to a single subject is weirdThe second person pronoun "you" is conjugated as a plural even when referring to a singular person "you are" "you were" etc. Why is that a problem for "they"?
>>34360649>Why is that a problem for "they"?Obviously because trannys adopted singular "they". Suddenly all prior use of the term is invalid.
>>34360646Lol thanksPls pray that the spider doesn't attack me in my sleep(It's probably been there all night chilling lol and I only just noticed it)
>>34360645I thought women weren't real on the internet yet you fags always think I'm a woman for some reason
>>34360635a new friend :D
>>34360650Nigga that's a child.....>>34360651Sounds like a them problem>>34360642>Most doctors are menMaybe traditionally, but actually here the scales have tipped lolFunnily in one place I worked, there were some days where no male clinicians were on, and I was the only guy in the building
>>34360653People in this thread accuse me of being a woman anytime I don't post something like "help me I'm so lonely" or "today I think I'm going to kill myself"
>>34360654Lol yeah bro is prolly harmless, I'm a scaredy cat anywaysMy sanrio plushes will protecc>>34360656>accuse me of being a woman anytime I don't post something like "help me I'm so lonely" or "today I think I'm going to kill myself"They accuse me of being a woman when I post these things kek
>>34360575Why don't you guys help your cousin instead of getting social workers involved? You people are weird.>>34360562Working class women have pretty much always had to work. We did not have access to highly paid jobs, we were not paid equally for our work and did not have the right to manage our own money.Different issues.
>>34360656yeah it happen to me too, at least twice a week, it happens on other boards too >>34360657spider friend is just protecting you from other bugs! :D
>>34360660Tru lol, bro/sis keeping the place clean, this is why I leave the cobwebs alone
>>34360645Yep
>>34360659>Why don't you guys help your cousin instead of getting social workers involved? You people are weird.Bro what do you think a social worker does? They're going to assess whether she needs help or counselling or medication and what's best for the baby in the meantime.
>>34360664>already filled by something that makes more sense.What's the thing that makes more sense? Because just picking a gendered pronoun based on your prejudices doesn't make more sense.
>>34360502No. Outside of things like at the movie theater, we usually just mock him among ourselves.>>34360488F. I don't know, we're pretty easy going in terms of restaurants. Probably burger king, the one near his house made me be rude with a service worker for the only time in my life.Messed up my order 2 times (allergies, not just food I did not like), told me to go wait outside as they redid it, forgot to take it out.
>>34360576>Femanons, which thread on /gif/ is your favorite?Not to typecast, but the Eternal Lesbian Thread.>>34360591Sounds like postpartum depression coupled with a pre-existing mental disorder, not to play armchair psychiatrist, but that tracks with similar cases.>>34360532>What would you think about him?I'd be happy they're enjoying themselves and be lowkey jealous of their lack of inhibitions.>>34360503>What is your favorite-ish song?Fhttps://youtu.be/XwOLOt2ZcJs>>34360502Does a man minding his own business give me the ick? No.>>34360488>What is your critical failure restaraunt of choice?KFC, probably.
>>34360618Idk. Quirky graveyard shift ER people are the best though. This dude has a parrot stuffie on his arm, a bigfoot bandana, and an umbrella corp patch.
sometimes I wonder if I would look good if I wore lipstick
>>34360645Every time incel gets offended I’m suddenly trans
>>34360672Outline first and then fill.
>>34360669>Sounds like postpartum depression coupled with a pre-existing mental disorder, not to play armchair psychiatrist, but that tracks with similar cases.She's not neurotypical, so that was already there, but there's also the fact that she met her boyfriend while she was pregnant. The baby isn't his and she's emotionally dependent on him so to her the baby is just in the way. He's already got a kid with an ex and he's only allowed supervised visitation.
>>34360488MKFC or McDonalds, they're the "i give up" places when it's too hard to pick anywhere else or other places are closed.I'm really friendly to the staff at the KFC though so they sometimes give me extra chicken or other shit at no extra charge. It's in stark contrast to the rude ass DoorDash and UberEats fucks that come in and tell them to hurry up.
>>34360663They're not going to clean your cousin's house, you and your family could do that. They will not watch the child overnight so the mother could get some rest, you and your family could do that.She sounds like she's struggling with postpartum depression. Try to help her instead of victimizing her.
>>34360664>>34360665The issue at hand here is that "it" is the only singular neuter pronoun in English, but has traditionally not been used for people. "They" is a plural neuter pronoun which has morphed into a singular pronoun because it has been used to refer to *groups* of people.
>>34360675do I use black lipstick?
>>34360678>They're not going to clean your cousin's house, you and your family could do that. They will not watch the child overnight so the mother could get some restThe family have done all this. It's not fixing the underlying issues.
>>34360678>She sounds like she's struggling with postpartum depressionShe sounds like she and her baby daddy are both trash people.
>>34360677>rude ass DoorDash and UberEats fucks that come in and tell them to hurry up.I don't understand those kinds of dashers. Shut the fuck up and stand there or unassign and tank your rate if you would like to waste more gas like a moron. Just ping the reason for the delay after the time is up and you're good to wait all you want. They reward patience and calm customer service if you have to get your order canceled. Just speak clear and concise to the indians so they will do what needs to be done and you get half pay for tech support.
>>34360681Dress a bit modern and gothy with it.I use a maybelline I got in october.
>>34360680>but it has, and when it is impolite to do soThere is a famous book called "A Child Called 'It'" about child abuse. Calling a person "it" has long been considered dehumanizing. The singular "they" cropped up as an alternative to "he or she".
This is what happens when a mentally ill hole gets impregnated by an incel tier guy, this is the situation all the moids itt will end up with if they ever manage to trick a retarded girl into letting her put his dick inside but they all think they will end up with a picket fence dream family.
>>34360682The underlying issue is that she's struggling mentally. Getting the child taken away will only ruin the child's life, her mental health and your cousin's relationship with you.>>34360683Some of the things he's claiming are terrible are things that happen to almost every new parent (falling asleep with the baby in the bed) or things that are actually normal and good (trying to help a child poop, applying pressure between eyebrows to make the child stop crying).She certainly needs help and to be a better parent for sure. But immediately giving up and putting a baby in foster care is insane, to me.
>>34360685>Dress a bit modern and gothy with it.can you give me an example?
>>34360695OK. It did, and it predates whatever ideological issue you think you're arguing for.
>>34360692Nta but cps does't just swoop in and yank away the baby from the screaming mothers arms. There's protocols and separating the child from the parents is the absolute last resort. They will have to give solid reasons for doing that, that would hold up in court. If she's just a bit overwhelmed and exhausted and needs some support and guidance, they won't take the baby away. They do that if there's an immediate danger to the baby, which is usually more the case in situations where heavy addiction or physical violence is involved. As long as the child isn't in the hospital with broken limbs and she's out on fent every day, nobody will take the child away. In fact, it's scary how much it takes until a child is actually taken away from a family in most cases. And even if they do take the baby away for immediate safety concerns, thats not set in stone at all, usually thats a temporary placement where they try to stabilize the parents enough to be able to look after the child again and there usually will be visits and weekends etc. I think many people have a very hollywood tier idea of cps and social workers. If she's only does what anon claims she does then nobody will take that baby away over that, they have much more pressing and dangerous situations to deal with first and fostering places are extremely limited and cost the government a ton of money, they won't do that unless they'd get in legal troubles if they don't. The first line of defense will always be to try and keep the kids with the parents as much as possible for many reasons, one of them being that it simply costs the system much less.
>>34360697You can look up corporate goth.
>>34360692>Getting the child taken away will only ruin the child's life, her mental health and your cousin's relationship with you.Why do you think getting a social worker will immediately lead to the child being taken away?>(falling asleep with the baby in the bed) It was two months old in a bed with two adults with a pillow over its face, they could have smothered it.>(trying to help a child poop, applying pressure between eyebrows to make the child stop crying).The baby wasn't constipated, she was just stressing it out for no reason, and when she dug a nail into its head it started wailing because she hurt it.>But immediately giving up and putting a baby in foster care is insane, to me.No one is saying this, it could go to family, but it might not be the best thing for the baby to be with her right now. Everyone who's seen her with the baby says she's not interested in it at all, so I doubt she'd be that broken up about it.
>>34360701>corporate gothNew fetish unlocked
I wonder how much cooler men would be if they didnt let societal norms keep them down
>>34360705You could say that about literally everything
>>34360705What societal norms?
>>34360705It'd be a mixed bag like anything. I'd want to dress like Don Johnson every day but guys aren't allowed to wear pink or baby blue or anything like that or else its gay.
>>34360705I wonder how much cooler I would be if I was taller and more handsome and will built and stronger and smarter and funnier and Whittier and more confident and more charismatic and more charming and braver and bolder and
>>34360701so, just wear all black? that's how I already dress
>>34360705what exactly do you mean by this?
>>34360708Again, this happened decades before zoomers were born. Cope.
>>34360707how theyre supposed to act and look
>>34360704I tend to lean romantic but you can add another goth subculture.Here's corporate goth rockabilly
>>34360712No, you should pick a style and a subculture as guidelines.
>>34360717>rockabillyProbably one of my least favorite trends, IRL it's always really fat women.
>>34360720I'm not that much into it. Breifly saw and slept with a gal that did tho.
>>34360653>>34360673Ok foid
"Who do you wish to see" Who do you wish to see. Who do I wish to see? Darling, I wish to see none other than you. Of course it's you. I'd give anything for that. But I can't tell you this. I'm sorry that I have to speak in tongues and leave you guessing. Have you asking all these questions just to get back some flowery musings, that might stir something familiar but nothing concrete. I don't know if you think it's me, I don't know if you even think of or remember me. But I can't have you knowing. I'm sorry.
>>34360720Which she is.
>>34360700OP has been saying he hopes the child to be taken away from her.>>34360703>Why do you think getting a social worker will immediately lead to the child being taken away?Because it is what you guys are trying to do. You admit it immediately after, saying the child could be taking away from the parents and it's the best thing for the child.>It was two months old in a bed with two adults with a pillow over its face, they could have smothered it.Yes. And it happens to almost every new family, because the child and mother fall asleep while breastfeeding. I know it happened to like half of the moms I know.It is scary, but very normal.>The baby wasn't constipated, she was just stressing it out for no reason, and when she dug a nail into its head it started wailing because she hurt it.So guide her and teach her to do the things she's trying to do properly. Stop calling the child "it", "it" is a pronoun for inanimate objects; we're talking about a child, a human being. Really weird to accuse someone of not caring for the baby when you talk about them like they're less than a person lol
>>34360435ego? dunno if that means what you think it does anon, but your obsession with me is very funny and peculiar
>>34360722How much did she weigh?
>>34360728Less than me
>>34360729how much do u weigh?
>>34360729
>>34360730350lbs
I just want a woman that knows how to dress well and is at least average looking
>>34360726>You admit it immediately after, saying the child could be taking away from the parents and it's the best thing for the child.Do you think this is never the case? There's other stuff going on that make it a bad environment for a baby. >because the child and mother fall asleep while breastfeeding.They put it in the bed deliberately to make it stop crying even though they'd been told not to do that.>So guide her and teach her to do the things she's trying to do properly.People have been doing that but she doesn't change because she doesn't care about the baby.
For the anons interested in marriage and starting a family, would you be open to adoption, why or why not
>>34360730Why do you feel the need to ask
>>34360736MProbably not. I know it sounds fucked up but I just couldn't raise kids that aren't my own.
>>34360738only at the very start are they not your own, family is beyond blood relation
>>34360739Genes remain a factor. I want them to look like my own and have all the positive genetic parts that come with it.
>>34360736In the case where I were not able to conceive for whatever reason I'd adopt. I would also consider it if a family member was orphaned *knocks on wood*.
>>34360742sounds like soft launched eugenics
Fuck I’m so hornyI want to fuck this woman that I haven’t spoken to since college. She’s so hot. Should I follow her instagram? I have no photos on there but she’s stunning and she was hitting on me at one point but I was dating another girl at the time
>>34360739>>34360744>noooo you must raise someone elses kids! you have to! they'll be just like your own!
>>34360736Only as a last resort if my wife couldn't conceive but we really wanted kids. I wouldn't think any less of an adopted child, but I think part of the beauty of having kids is bringing someone into the world who's a little bit of yourself and a little bit of someone you love.
>>34360752>if my wife couldn't conceiveIf you were infertile would you use a sperm donor for your wife?
>>34360736yeah definitely, i guess there is a preference for just having a child but the important part is making a family.
>>34360752Why do you automatically assume she would be the infertile one?
>>34360748no ones forcing you to do anything but treating a child like some customizable character is always weird especially with so many children currently needing a home.
>>34360756NTA but that's usually how it goes. I've had 3 girlfriends that had some weird illness from birth, I can't recall the name but it was like the uterine lining started conjoining to other parts in the body or something like that and it was painful and meant having kids was extremely difficult or impossible.
>>34360757>treating a child like some customizable character is always weird especially with so many children currently needing a home.I literally did not say that, you disingenuous faggot. All I said was I wanted my kid to be my own and share traits with me; I'm not genetically engineering them and choosing their specific traits.
>>34360754That's a good question and not something I'd be able to decide until I was in that exact situation. Certainly not something to decide at 2 AM while posting on 4chan before I even know a woman I'd like to have kids with.>>34360756Because it's a meaningless 4chan post I typed up in a few seconds without putting much thought into it.
>>34360756Eve's curse.
>>34360744>women openly advocate for eugenics with their height and hairline and race filters and whatnot>when men have a preference for raising their own child, that's a problemNice.NTA
>>34360760Would you adopt your cousin's child?
>>34360736MaleOnly if we were unable to have kids of our own, and the kid is still white and young enough for it to actually do them a favor. So in practice, no.
No woman will have kids with me because I’m too self centered and emotionally unavailable anyways so that’s okay!
>>34360760then i ask you what is there to gain with your child being "your own" genetically? you arent some sole outlier with some groundbreaking set of unique traits that can only exist by being passed down.
>>34360765NTA, but even if I were uncomfortable with adoption in general, that's a special case
>>34360398MaleDegenerates, although they're probably more honest about it than typical manwhores.
>>34360769>late stage liberalism: the post
>>34360736Even if I had kids of my own I'd be open to adoption if our family had the means.
jerked off to the wmaf thread award
>>34360765Special circumstance since that's family. I've also taken in relatives before when they needed help, though adopting is bigger than just letting a family member stay with you for a few months, but I'd do it if I could.>>34360769I don't care.
>>34360776Jerks off on a daily basis award
>>34360769>>34360776Same poster for sure lol
>>34360757stop pathologizing entirely normal things, it is normal and okay to want children genetically related to you, this is the main reason we exist at all lol
why do womanz like traveling so much? I like travel too, but they'll travel to shitholes just for the sake of traveling
>>34360784other cultures are novel and people like novelty + 1st world meme belief that seeing other cultures sophisticates you
i want a gf who enjoys wearing outrageously skimpy bikinis
>>34360787I kinda like the idea, but then other guys would hit on her and I’d have to fight them, sounds like too much work.
>>34360784It's fun!>>34360736F. I would be interested in it, if we were unable to have kids of our own.
>>34360789they would probably do that regardless bro
>>34360784Sex tourism
>>34360736I’m married and we have adopted 2 daughters. I love being a parent. We will adopt more
>>34360798Hope this isn't a weird cult thing.
>>34360784NAGTravel for the sake of travel is fun, and a change of scenery every now and then is good for your mental health. I'm really cheap and just like road tripping because it costs a few tanks of gas at most, but if you want to leave the country, booking a flight and a cushy hotel in a a cheap, relatively safe shithole isn't much more expensive.
>>34360804Nope. The only weird part in our family is traditional superstition
>>34360811like what?
I can't sleep :/
>>34360814I can't get to sleepI think about the implicationsOf diving in too deepAnd possibly the complications
>>34360814Stay up and go catch the sunrise somewhere, it's what I usually do when I have really bad insomnia (and I don't have work in the morning).
If your girlfriend got drunk and admitted to sucking a black guy's dick before, what would you do?
And just like thatShe will never knowSands lost in the wind
>>34360825i'd post cuck fanfiction on /atoga/ probably
>>34360828bodied that freak
>>34359998Am I just too considerate to be a Chad?>meet girl>feeling meh about her>she obviously likes me>could easily start something that turns sexual with her>but I'm like 90% sure, I'll eventually end it>think it's too cruel to break her heart>cockblock myself from doing anythingWhen people brag about high body counts is it basically because they don't give a fuck about how many girly hearts they break?I notice a lot in my more liberal friends for example, that they basically think it's all fair game as long as there's not coercion.Meanwhile, I only really feel fine sleeping around with girls who I feel are just up for some no-strings-attached-fun which is only like 1 in 10 of the girls I could do something with.
>>34360798Why adoption?>>34360736Only if its an orphan.
>>34360828Sadly it's reality for many men
>>34360813Appease spirits and read omens etc.
>>34360834Birthdate is declining yet we have a surplus of children needing parents. I can’t ignore it.
>>34360809I once stayed at a shithole hotellots of drug dealers presentnever again
>>34360831if you dig a little deeper then you'll find that many things a big part of humans think is based and a sign of being successful are actually despicable and destructive an actual chad isn't an asshole, thats just what incels think chad is because they can't get any pussy so to them the ultimate success is to take all the pussy one can get regardless of the damage that causes or in many cases the added damage is a bonus in their eyes since they are bitter and out for revenge
>>34360245Makes sense to me.
>>34360841Don't blame travelling for being unbale to chose a good place.
my penis is too heavy
>>34360238My grandma wanted me to push up my sleeves to show off my forearms. Like it was still the 1980s.
>>34360819I'll go to my favorite place for that!
YesThat is who I wish to see To hear her whisper such things As she takes me by the hand into the night
>>34360831chad does not exist. the very framing of your question betrays any useful answer. you have no objective basis for your reality, which is your main issue
>>34360784>>34360809>>34360841Traveling without a little danger is no fun. Ya gotta test your bar-fighting skills against men from different regions, try out all the local street pussy. Otherwise what's the point? You can keep your gift shop magnets, I got scars to prove my adventures.
>>34360848my grandma would say things like "oh I bet there are lots of girl throwing themselves at you" haha I wish
>>34360848the fuck kind of perverted grandmas do you all have? I guess this explains some things about the moids posting here
>>34360113MNo, because I know what the word "literally" means.
>>34360855You already used this bait babe
>>34360855how is that perverted? stop watching so much porn you gooner
>>34360855My aunt (from the other side of the family) keeps telling me I'm handsome.
>>34360113F. When I was 11-12 my best friend and I would watch Lilo and Stitch a ton. We always joked she was Lilo and I was Nani.
>>34360858it's not bait just because you disagree>>34360859she's objectifying her own grandchildren in a way associated with sexual value, it's disgusting I know it's common but that doesn't make it less gross and inappropriate
>>34360861yuck
>>34360863>>34360286Ok
>>34360855You need a good dicking, don't you?
>>34360868kys
>>34360863so in your mind when a parent says their son is handsome they're objectifying him? are you ok?
>>34360870yes they areyes I am, are you?
>>34360869I'll take that as a very resounding yes.Get those weird thoughts out of your silly little brain as you get your face pushed into your pillow.
>>34360872you're disgusting
>>34360871well...I don't like the implications of that... because only family members have said nice things like that to me, you're kinda ruining the only nice memories I have of them
No one wants to be my buddyNo one wants to be my friendsNo one especially wants to be my gf
>>34360849Enjoy! And then take a nice nap afterwards so your sleep schedule isn’t totally fucked come Monday.
humans really are the worstpost genderwhat's your excuse?
>>34360874no you're disgusting for interpreting nice comments as incestuous
>>34360878MI always try to be nice actually
>>34360875that's unfortunate but it doesn't change the fact that assessing and praising your own child or grandchild like they are an object and you're commenting on their market value is weird the same can be said about many other things that objectify them like their grades but commenting on their physical appearance, especially if combined with comments about their sexual value are extra creepy since it has this uncompromising after taste of incestuous energy
>>34360874Look who's talking, little miss everything a family member says is sexual.Such a nasty brat that needs a taming.
>>34360886are you seriously still on this? it has been hours
you're all demons
>>34360886>NOOOO YOU CANNOT PERCEIVE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN SPAWN. DONT TELL THEM CONGRATS FOR GETTING AN A, DONT CALL THEM A CATCH AAAAAAA YOURE RAPING THEMGet your molested/raped trash ass out of here. You are mentally ill as fuck
>>34360889someone brought it up again, blame them>>34360891never reply to me ever again with your creepy bullshit
>>34360893>blame themThis is so funny to me."Blame others for me being mentally ill".
>>34360893You’re the raped trash that is projecting your molested aura onto people that didn’t get diddled. Kys you’re unclean
>>34360895for bringing it up again, not for my opinion on it you dumbfuckmy opinion it won't change just because a couple hours have gone by, idk why it would
>>34360886I'm concerned anon, did something happened to you?
>>34360898>for bringing it up againNobody here is responsible for you being triggered.Stop blaming everybody else for your sexually misguided brain.
>>34360897>>34360899it's actually those that have been exposed to incestuous behavior like this that don't see anything wrong with such comments, basically it's you thats the raped trash because for you thats just normal and np and you can't even see how weird it is
>>34360897And you are no better than her, probably even worse.
>>34360901I'm not triggered, I just don't think it's ok to objectify your family members like this but apparently that take is so wild it triggers a whole bunch of anons itt
>>34360905>I'm not triggeredlol sure, girlie.
>>34360902woah why are you calling me raped trash? I was honestly concerned about you
>>34360906>girlielol, you're seething and pulling out your hair
>>34360907I don't need the concern from people that think this incest shit is normal behavior, you and your gross family can stay the fuck away
>>34360902I was called handsome and wasn’t diddled. You were called cute and forced to touch your uncle’s penisWe are not the same>>34360903I’m better than her actually. I just hate raped mentally ill trash
>>34360913nice fanfic, any other made up fantasies you want to get off your chest?
>>34360912I wasn't even being a dick to you I was just asking jesus...
>>34360913>I’m better than her actually.No you aren't.>>34360909Well at least you are laughing again!
>>34360915oh poor you, the fact you think something must have happened to someone for them to think it's weird if adults comment on the physical appearance of the children in their family is weird as fuck and not cute or wholesome
>>34360912Just like how you are in no contact with your family?
>>34360919I didn't say it was cute or wholesome, it's just that this is the first time I hear someone say that a parent or any family member complimenting their kids is the same as being incestuous
>>34360923and instead of thinking hm, this person has a point, it is weird, your first impulse is "hm, this person must have gotten raped"? >>34360922idk what you're talking about, I have regular contact to everyone in my family
Of course euro and indian hours is when there’s talk of incest lmao. Goodnight raped/molested subhuman trash!
wait what's going on here?
>>34360929very hispanic thing
>>34360928> your first impulse is "hm, this person must have gotten raped"?ok I apologize for that but why do you think it is incestuous when a parent compliments their son's looks? seriously this is the first time I hear anyone say something like that
>>34360938I already explained why multiple times in my posts
>>34360929indian is reasonable, but you don't like europeans?
>>34360939oh right, I missed some of your posts.I understand your reasoning, not sure if I agree with it, I think you're just looking too deep into it.
>tfw used air compressor and now I have dust everywhereWhy did you stupid men do this to me
>>34360947sounds like a (you) problem desu
Playing board games with my 4 year old nephew and my parents. They have about the same level of coordination and attention.
>another femanon needs a good corrective plapping
>>34360878No explanation, no excuse.
I regret nothing*shoot myself in the face*
>>34360919>adults comment on the physical appearance of the children in their familyI'm the anon with the grandma who sparked this controversy. If it helps, I was an adult when she said that.
>>34360962actually what sparked this controversy was this post >>34360238
>>34360964Oh, ok. Sorry. I'm the other anon with the grandma who wanted me to roll up my sleeves.
>>34360958what are you, a japanese twitter user?
>>34360037Is your index finger longer than your thumb finger?
>>34360966wwwwwww
How can I lucid dream more often? It's extremely fun
>>34360113Y e s
>>34360973What's that?
Comb your hair.
a cute girl was looking at me at the store today :)
>>34360977One where you know you're in a dream so you can do whatever you want. When I get lucid dreams they last extremely long which is neat, it's basically just an orgy. I was in a random apartment with doors, doors that stretched forever and I kept opening them until I found a girl to bang
>>34360326Thoughts about covid vaccine, trump and the happy merchants?
>>34360979what could this be referring to>>34360981you seem pretty happy about it :)
>>34360970at least it refers to women of age, i guess
>>34360422Are you a virgin?
>>34360989What?
>>34360422I would be ok with not having sex
>>34360985Your hair. Comb it so you look presentable.
>>34360985>you seem pretty happy about it :)yeah it felt nice, it has happened before but it doesn't happen very often.
>>34360982The only dream I can remember ever having where I even thought about the possibility that it might be a dream was one where I thought about it and came to the conclusion that nope this is definitely reality and not a dream.
>>34360979I combed it and braided it this morning, and I'm doing my skincare. I've also baked a cake. PFT.
>>34360979but I'm in bed trying to sleep
If a painter approached you in the street and asked you to model for him or her for a few weeks would you accept?
>>34360999No. I'd be flattered and thank him, tho.
>>34360784Traveling is a code name for ride the Cock-carousel in other countries
>>34361002Why do you guys come up with this shit? I've never fucked around.
>>34360999The only painters on the street who want to paint me are ones who want me to pay them for a portrait. Don't know if that's still a thing, but i used to come across them in eastern european cities like Prague and Warsaw.No, I wouldn't accept. I don't have that kind of money.
>>34361003NTA you should.
>>34361004This one would take you to their studio and it's free. You might even make them pay you.
>>34360999Absolutely not.
>>34360947Why women are so fucking useless?Worst part is that i bet you don't even know how to cleaning and cooking and other stuff that's your female energy
>>34361009I clean, cook everything from scratch, grow my own vegetables and have chickens for my eggs. Frankly, I was using the air compressor in the first place to clean an air filter.
>>34361000>>34361008What if he said that he has been looking for inspiration for a few months now and you have awoken something inside of him? As a last measure I would offer a percentage of the paintings earnings.
>>34360991japenis talk about lolis, femanon refers to adult women
it happened ladsa girl said "we need to talk more first" after i asked her out, and after actually talking more she wanted to meet up, it wasnt just a lame way of saying "im not interested"its a miracle
>>34361014Uh, ok.
>>34361007Yeah, no, this is a scam at best. Or at worst I will get drugged and raped or have my kidneys stolen.
>>34361012I do not care. I don't want to be alone with strange men.
>>34361015If she is not a virgin you are only wasting your time, energy and peace on the leftovers of other men.
>>34361017>>34361018They usually accept when they see my wiki page. But I stop before that I don't want shallow people I want risk takers.
>>34361021That's fine, hope you find that person. I do not want to be alone with a man I do not know.
>>34361023I understand.
>>34359998>be me>started fwb with 5/10 girl from class>at first it was just a mutual, "this is just a fling" matter>accidentally reveal that my dad is worth 8 figures>bitch now wants to "be serious"How do I salvage this? Is there some way I can keep fucking her without the topic coming up every damn time?I've already tried putting her off by showing her my brothers gfs, but she's not dissuaded.
>>34361012>What if he saidWhy would I care what he says?It's a random man on the street, you fucking weirdo.
>>34361028You fucked up. This one is a write-off. Find another one.
I'm horny!
Women, is it true that you're not supposed to wash your frying pan?
>>34361034I'm not, i just came
*sniff sniff* smells like foid in here
Would you guys like to hear about how I lost my v-card and possibly got a gf last night?
>>34361039sure
>>34361039No.
>>34361035You are supposed to wash them. How depends on the frying pan and the material it is made out of.
>>34361036Makes sense. It's one of the few, brief moments of reprieve.
>>34361043How do I wash a cast iron pan with a wooden handle?
>>34361047Just heat it up, scrap all the food bits, pour some water, rinse and done.
>>34361048Thanks.
>>34361037is it a bad smell?>>34361039yes, ok majority wins>>34361034we meet again, horny>>34360993noted.>>34360995strangely enough i'm happy for you
Vitamins actually do work. I no longer poop blood!
>>34361040>Been getting more /fit/ and /fa/ for like the past decade >Go to visit my sister at these apartments for university girls she lives in>Start talking to pretty cute half Chinese girl who lives down the hall from her>End up talking for like, a long time, we get along really well>She's very level-headed and sweet >Chinese girl says I could come back later after the show I'm there for is over >I do, we end up talking way more into the evening>Definite sexual tension in the air, being alone in her apartment, it's crazy how strong it is>She comes right out with something like "so I think it's obvious that this could turn into a sexual experience tonight. Is that how you're feeling?">I'm like yeah, I'm feeling the same way>Approach, kiss her, we have seggs>Didn't rush it, really took my time to enjoy the moment with her, it was awesome I'd say >We've been talking more since, going on a proper date soon>Got a text from my sister saying "YOU FUCKED JUNEBUG?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTTT"
>>34361051>we meet again, hornyHi!
>>34361047You have to wash it by hand.Scrape off large chunks with a metal tool, use soapy water and a rag (avoid anything abrasive - you can use a bristle brush) to wash it, dry it immediately and well with a rag, and then pour a small amount of cooking oil on both sides of the pan to keep it seasoned.
Are there women out there that still like the ugly/handsome combo? Asking for a friend.
>go on date with chick, vibes were good >texted my number to her on the app, and reiterated we should go out again Realizing now not getting it then was a mistake. Kind of feel like it's putting someone under pressure a bit at the time, because they might not refuse because they might feel obligated or something.
>>34361037You’re right! How is everything anon
>>34361057get it through your thick skull, no amount of being a pretty boy will make up for being a disgusting personthe ugly handsome combo is usually rugged and masculine looking guys with a respectable character
>>34361059>go on a date with someone you haven't even exchanged numbers with dear lord what has this world come to
>>34361059>reiterated we should go out againI mean, she can always say no or ghost, she has agency lolif you say the vibes were good though and she agrees to another date just be attentive on the next date>>34361039spill the tea>>34361035NAG but what the hell, who doesn't wash their frying pans after every usage >>34361015gratz brev
>>34361054>>She comes right out with something like "so I think it's obvious that this could turn into a sexual experience tonight. Is that how you're feeling?"Is this what zoomers are really like?
>>34361061How about I fart in your eyes faggot
>>34361066ah yes, now I see why you are obsessed with looks to try and make up for your shit tier character
>>34361060Do you get aroused by the thought of being raped by the guy you like
>>34360979no, I look like a dork when I do that, I just let it floof>>34360976>AtaruuuuI related to bro when I was retaking my exams and party girls kept crashing my dorm>>34360977it's where you become aware that you're dreaming. it happens to be several times a night lol, usually when I wake up then go back to sleep>>34360973I've never really bothered but there are a lot of techniques you can use to help induce/better your control of them
>>34361067No, you're just a rude little faggot who deserves pink eye for being said rude faggot.
>>34361061>no amount of being a pretty boy will make up for being a disgusting personThis is absolutely not true. Do girls come here to just lie to lonely guys?
>>34361073>I don't like to hear the truth so I'm lashing out at anyone that tells the truth ok
I was just walking at the park, barefoot. Which of these girls wanted to be approached? >A) - Rooner girl, headphones on, no eye contact but kept running around me/ passing me by, great ass btw.>B) - Roller blades girl, headphones on, looking at me from a distance when she was arriving at the park. Long eye contact when I was walking toward her and she was sitting down. they were both wearing picrel shorts
>>34360947lol I've done this before, easy mistake to makethat's why I'd always use compressed air on stuff on a tarp in the garage or garden. keep the dust out of your house>>34360878M, I don't have one but my current one is I caught this shtity cold off my roommates, so I'm just gonna spend the afternoon drinking cider and watching cartoons
>>34361063I a-already did>>34361065I guess so. Isn't it better to ask for consent?
>>34361061It will make up for the fact that women don't notice ugly men. If you're handsome then at least you have a first opportunity to interact, otherwise you simply do not (for romantic purposes, that is).
>>34361070Nope
>>34361074are you mixing up money and fame with looksmaxxing again? your favorite boy clavicular could look like an ogre (which he does) and still get pussy because retarded foids flock to anyone that has more clout and money than marcus from accounting
>>34360862you do have Nani energy nglimagine the JP dub of Lilo and Stitch>Naniiiii desu nooo>>34360825good for her lol>>34360814RIP, hope you get some sleep sooniktf I couldn't go back to sleep this morning so just got up lol
>>34361075>get it through your thick skullDo you act like a rude incel to everyone who looks better than you?
>>34361055are you horny everyday? i'm not sure if i'm reading this right, but i automatically read your messages in an enthusiastic tone
>>34361054>Tell story about sex>Don't describe the sexYour skills are weak
>>34361081Oh, so you're a dude.
>>34360726>Stop calling the child "it"5 children and it>>34360705societal norms don't keep me down, but my meds dopeople think I'm a lunatic but idgaf desu
>>34361085it's not rude to point out that someone must be slow on the head if they don't understand common sense concepts that are repeated every five minutes from every possible sideagain, you're worked up over the truth because it doesn't make you feel nice to be reminded that seem a bit mentally slow
>>34360825I'd vomit right then and there, knowing she's into bestiality
>>34361077Oh I used it in the yard lol I just got all over my face and hair. I showered and feel better, I was just briefly very grumpy
Surrounded.
>>34361054is junebug actually her name loolaw happy for you though my g>>34361092>just got all over my face and hairyeah that shit is annoying lol, glad you showered and feel better tho
>>34361090Ah I get it, you're lashing out at anyone you perceive as better looking than you. You have both a shit personality AND no looks. What a life...
>>34361083Are you even over 18? Nobody was talking about your favourite streamers, dumb foid.
>>34360981high aura momentmeanwhile I just went to the store and a woman asked me if I was alright cause they thought I was crying but I just have the flu (ironically this is one time I wasn't actually crying in public)
>>34361094It's her nickname, yeah. Thanks homie>>34361087What is there to even say? I put my pp in her
>>34361096we all know who's fanboys keep posting about male looks 24/7, don't act daft with me>>34361095you seem to have lost all logical thinking skills nowis it because you are so mad? does the emotional intensity cloud your mental clarity?
>>34361039>>34361054You AREN'T ready to hear this, but you need to.Any girl who would fuck a guy she just met that day is a crazy slut and this WILL end badly. Do NOT say you weren't warned.
>>34361086>are you horny everyday?I'm male, so yes. I'm horny pretty much all the time, unless there's a reason to not be (e.g. feeling nauseous, being "a family member died" level of emotionally distraught, etc.). I'm always eager for sexual attention and affection.
>>34361100>nooo, you must watch Clavicular and BBC just like me!!!!You have brainrot. Go touch grass, tard.
>>34361104ew, some men truly have never risen above creature status
>>34361099>What is there to even say?About sex? There is literally everything to say about it, are you dumb? It's among the most discussed things ever
>>34361105I've never watched a single vid of that skinwalker, I'd rather die than give it any views but unfortunately the incels itt can't stop yapping about him whilst jerking off
>>34361107>non-sex haver foolishly reveals what no pussy does to a mf
>>34361106I won't apologize for being so intensely romantic.
>>34361100>>34361090This smells like prime juicy femcel pussy.
>>34361108Did you come here to vent and lash out due to feeling insecure about your shit personality and ugly looks because no one else will listen? I'll listen sport. What's on your mind pal?
>>34361110most yucky bait moment
>>34361111>>34361112you'd have to come up with some more elaborate methods than just boring old projection if you're trying to get to me because being told the truth hurt your feefees and now you are out for revenge
>completely and utterly lost sexual interest in girlfriend basically, there's no spice to our sex life. It's predictable, and to me boring. She's perfectly satisfied though and any attempt I have tried to make in the past to try something, anything different, it's basically 100% my responsibility and it's exhausting. I don't want to have to manufacture sexual chemistry like it's a full time job. Has anyone had a partner where it feels similar? Physically and hormonally fine but my sexual energy has dwindled to nothing.
>>34360453Where is what going then
>>34361114You must be miserable anon. It's okay, you can open up here instead of acting like an insufferable faggot.
>>34361119which part of me saying good looks can't make up for being a shit person made you so mad? it's ok anon, this is a safe space, nobody can see your face or your conscience
>>34361117Is your job?Stress?ED?Have you or her gained weight?Clinical depression?Seasonal depression?Is it her vagina?
There is a zipper at the back of my head.
>>34361123why
>>34361124I have yet to figure it out. But my guess is if someone unzips it mu skeleton will run away.
Are you a Groucho Marxist and an Ice Cream Socialist?
>>34361117Do you watch porn?
>>34361121It's okay to open up anon. We get that you assuming peoples' personalities is a coping mechanism for your own insecurities and self afflicted ineptitudes, but you can be cool here and relax. No one's out to get you.
>>34361126sounds spoopy
>>34361128Commu Commu no Pistol Blast Communist.
>>34361113You can't get more intimate than physically entwining your bodies together, creating and sharing pleasure. It's the purest, most raw passion.
>>34361133Indeed.
>>34361106having a low level of desire doesn't make you any less of an animal
>>34361122Physically she's the same. I look better than when I met her. I'm not stressed, she's been tightly wound the whole time I've known her. Her vagina's fine? Idk, like her hygiene is okay. I'm pretty sure she has some type of anxiety disorder or depression, but is unwilling to do anything different in her life so I just let her be.
>>34361129I stopped for like 6 months. I didn't have any problems when I was and we still did have sex regularly. Porn isn't the issue.
>>34361132I don't have to assume when you get mad over someone saying looks won't make up for an ugly character. That tells me more about you than I ever wanted to know. Do you know that you don't have to chose one or the other? You can actually get a hair cut and ask your elderly neighbor if he needs anything from the store before you head out to get groceries, go on a walk with your mom and her dog so she has some company and you get some movement and cut your nails all in one day. Now imagine what you can do in one week, one month, one decade, one lifetime! You can do it anon, you can be decent looking and a decent person, I believe in you!
>>34361138there's a middle ground between being horny 24/7 and being asexual and you've missed the sane area by a mile>>34361136we both know thats not what you lust after you porn brained swine
>>34361139Did that factor in killing your sex drive?
>>34361143First, I'm not him, second you're a braindead retard.Having a high libido does not make one an animal. Having no self control does. There's a massive difference. People with a low level desire are at a high risk of never actually developing self control, which is unfortunate if they ever do develop a higher level of desire.And FYI, there are plenty of women with high libidos, you frigid moron.
>>34361145Hi JH.
>>34361144Which part?The mental health stuff, no not directly I've had my own struggles. I don't blame her.
>>34361143anti-porn people on this website seem to be doing their best to convince everyone they are really deranged
>>34361123So, you are Asian?
>>34361149I don't really care about the opinion of deranged porn people, I'm just spreading the word
>>34361149Anti-porn dudes seem like ideological incels at the mildest, and nascent rapists at the worst.
>>34361114>you're trying to get to meI just want to have sex with you.
>>34361157weird technique, that might be one of the reasons you're so pussyless
>>34361159It's not a technique.I'm just very direct.
>>34361161directness is a technique, unfortunately for you it only works if you're already desirable inside and out to some extend
>>34361162I'm not expecting to date, let alone ever see you.
>>34361147Maybe it's her physical health? I dont know and probably the anxiety that's causing her to be like that.
>>34361167see? you do have common sense, please use it accordingly
>>34360360based Seether enjoyer btwsampling some random shii rn lol https://voca.ro/1nSTarGbWx9h
I feel lonely but kind of happy. I don’t know. It’s always the same and other get out of it and I somehow can’t
>>34361170You don't understand, but that's ok, would still vigorously bang you!
>>34361173>other get out of it and I somehow can’thow do you mean by this?>feel lonely but kind of happy. I don’t knownothing wrong with enjoying your own company and being at peace
>>34361175I can't understand what I don't know
>>34361178That's cute to say of you.
>>34360036>I'm a catchshe did the memeSomeone needs to call her fat so she realizes Chad just wants to used her fat cooch as a fleshlight later on>>34360122>She's mad Chad chose Stacy and not her but would feel zero pity for said incel if she knew he was there.It's great seeing we're all on the same page. They are done.
>>34361187>half a day later
>be me>have gf since 7 years>relationship is comfy>last 3 years I started grad school>over time I have been realizing more and more that my gf is a complete loser>literally doesn't even have a job>lives like a literal cat>spends on her time in her bedroom while I'm at school>only goes out when I'm around>doesn't even cook and clean properly>meanwhile at school, I meet girls who are really smart and accomplished>I'm literally embarassed to bring my gf to eventsIDK, I think this is the beginning of the end.
Is it worth asking someone why they rejected you?
>>34361146Fix your radar. I'm too exhausted to engage with you fucks, I'm just lurking.
>>34360036This is why big cities are better for guys.There's more young girls.
>>34361193Purrhaps. How long ago was it
>>34361193if they had the balls to be honest, they'd already told you, you're just making it worse for everyone involved
>>34361193Yea
>>34361192You’re the retard for taking 7 years to realize that
>>34360360listening to the good shit rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kfXjegZXD8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3ZTnLOVQkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8k1pGbNKHMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9e6f9IvlIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rRY_Jei48https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpTlXmzmeBk>>34361192clearly you're drifting apart and don't appreciate her anymore tbqh so I wouldn't waste her time any more>>34361193no, what would it accomplish?at best they'll probably white lie anyway to spare your feelings
>>34361194From fucking all weekend? Gross
Where did the lonely, single femanons go?
>>34361192whats your question for the opposite gender? or did you just want to get it off your chest how much better you think you are than her?
>>34361199I mean, I was a loser 7 years ago too.But since then we have gone into opposite directions.She was also in college, but she dropped out soon after we met.The plan was for her to find a job doing something until she sorted out her thoughts about the future.That never happened. She just rots away in her bedroom doing God knows what.She gets some money from her parents and the rest from me.Meanwhile, I slowly got through undergrad and now grad school.
>>34361204Talking to someone thats not you.
>>34361054Since the other anons are being mean, let me also straight talk you.You met an easy girl. You could have fucked her just as easily 10 years ago.
>>34361204There's only three types of femanons:1. old and fat2. brown3. brown and Asian.
>>34361188He went to bed after the shitpost, so now he can "revive" it by replying to himself.
>>34361216this, lol
>>34361208>The plan was for her to find a job>That never happened. She just rots away in her bedroom doing God knows what.I mean she is probably depressed tbqh if this is her life for years. or has some other executive function issue like adhd.it's understandable if you're feeling disconnected and like you're "outgrowing" her if you've been moving forward with your life all this timethe question is how much you care about her to help address her issues or simply accept her as-isbut desu it sounds like you're already moving on, so it might be time to bite the bullet and have a heart to heart at some point
>>34361193MRejection just means they aren't attracted to you one way or another, usually not something you can easily fix and is rather individual.Knowing what made one person not attracted to you, doesn't necessarily help you with other people.
>>34361210Can confirm
>>34361219this lolrejection is always a case of>they're not really attracted to youor>they're not compatible with you/see you fitting into their lifeso those things don't directly translate to other peopleall you can do is keep working on yourself and meeting other people
>>34361192If you don't like your gf you should break up and move on.>>34361193No. Someone not liking you is not that deep.
>>34361204Lurking here because my legs are too sore to go on my silly walk right now.
>>34361193Depends on the person. If you're still friends with them and really can't figure out why they rejected you, I don't guess there's any harm in asking.
>>34361198Why?
>listen to neighbors talking>one woman talks to another about how she lays in the garden toplesslol
>>34361228>on my silly walkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ptUMe9eqYE
>>34361235lol, so funny
>>34361235is she british by any chance lol
>>34361238Fuck off.
>>34361241someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed lol
>>34361244*wrong side of the flower bed
>>34361238If she's british then hopefully nobody has to see her naked
>>34361247lmfao>>34361245omegalul
GirlsWhat should I do if I don’t trust having sex with my gf anymore? When things get going, lately she had done this several times where she will try to put my cock in her without me getting the condom on first. It REALLY stresses me out when she tries to do this. She doesn’t take birth control. I always reject it. But it’s really pissing me off that she’s putting this risk on me. I’ve told her that and she always acts like I’m making it such a big deal
>>34361251Break up with her. She does not respect your boundaries regarding sex and it's not trustworthy.
Poke me on facebook
>>34361252We’ve been together for 6 years..
>>34361253Poke me on Poke mon.Trade that Kadabra for my Haunter.
women, is it actually a problem if a well established and socially accepted man is a 40 year old virgin? He is treated completely normal by his peers, just nobody knows that he’s never had sex?
>>34361254It does not change the fact that she does not respect the boundaries you've set surrounding sex and you should not be with someone who tries to violate you in this way.If you want to try to sort it out (which, again, I recommend against), talk to her outside of the bedroom. Tell her it is important that she respects your wishes regarding sex as much as you respect hers. That you'd never force her to do things she does not want to do, and she should do the same.Ask her how she'd feel if you unilaterally decided to do (thing you know she does not like) against her wishes. If she'd feel like you love her and respect her if you tried to force that on her. >>34361257No, I don't really care about people's sex life unless they are my SO or they try to hurt others.
>>34361251She's trying to baby trap you.
>>34361261>my SOplebbit moment>>34361257you never seen that film nigga? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhSa35NCzCcin all seriousness (as someone almost 30yo virgin) I don't think most people actually give a shit, nor will girls who actually like you
>>34361264I don’t know. I’ve made it very clear that our current lifestyle (which she values very much) would be permanently over if that happened. I would go into a mental health crisis, I would certainly lose my job and she would grow very quickly to resent me. I’ve told her this>>34361261I’m thinking about rejecting sex for a long time until she gets the point. If I said no more sex for the next year, would that be a good idea?
>>34361268>If I said no more sex for the next year, would that be a good idea?Just break up, dude.
>>34361268Girls don't care. She's on a mission to baby trap you.
>>34361272It seems wrong to break up over sex. I’ve always thought it was fucked how Gen Z is so quick to end a relationship over sex right away
>>34361276You're not breaking up over sex, you're breaking up over clashing desires (she seems to want children and you don't) and her disrespecting your wishes and violating you.If your sister told her that her man keeps trying to take off his condom and come in her to get her pregnant, would you tell her to try to work it out or that he's a piece of shit? Same thing here.
>>34361277But I don’t want to dump her. Maybe a sex fast would be a better option. I am very capable of living without sex
Girls: are you/would you be into using dildos with your partner? Just receiving, or also giving? Would you be into them using very large dildos on you? What's your experience with dildos?Guys: same question, would you use dildos on your girl?
>>34361279What does it accomplish? You still want different things, and she still does not care about you enough to not disrespect you and your wishes.
>>34361282Maybe she will get the point that I won’t have sex again unless she stops this shit
>>34361279Are you paid to make these "gf of 6years does X but I don't want to break up over sex" posts or are you just that lonely and mentally ill?
>>34361281i think i'd rather keep dildos for masturbation
>>34361281>same question, would you use dildos on your girlif she wanted then sure lol
So weak
>>34361281F. I don't really care for dildos, he has a dick and he should fuck me with that. I have no experience with dildos and would not like to use large dildos.
>>34361289I am, but what of it...
>>34361203No, from remodeling a bathroom by myself.
>>34361281>Guys: same question, would you use dildos on your girl?No. It is a gateway to bad things, I made this mistake in the past. in my early 20s my gf and I at the time thought it would be fun to experiment. Ended up buying lots of vibrators and dildos and I would use them on her often. Things like me fucking her with my cock while I an using a dildo in her ass. Or put a vibrator there at the same time. Stuff like that. I thought it was a lot of fun until there was a turning point. One day we were having sex and she grabbed one of her dildos and put it in her mouth and started to suck while I was fucking her. When I saw her do that, it was kind of a wake up call to me and made me feel cucked. After we finished having sex, she asked me if I would be willing to try all this with another person joining us. Like for real, a 3 some with another man. That is the moment I realized I fucked up. Sex toys are gateway drug to bad things in the future. Just like how marijuana is the gateway drug to cocaine
>>34361284Don’t know what you’re talking about
>>34361281>are you/would you be into using dildos with your partner? I'm into dildos in general, but I prefer actual sex when I'm with a partner.>Just receiving, or also giving? Just receiving. At least, with a guy.>Would you be into them using very large dildos on you? Define "very large". I'm happy to use big dildos in a non-penetrative way.>What's your experience with dildos?I have dozens, and I feel like I've tried most kinds. I also just like to collect them, so it's not purely a sexual thing.
>>34361283Again, what does it accomplish? How does it solve the fundamental issue that she wants kids and you don't, and that she does not care that you don't?
>>34361299What it would accomplish is we could continue our current lifestyle
>>34361228Are you from Texas
>>34361302But it does not change the fundamental issue that you're incompatible and that she does not care about you.Just get a roommate.
>>34361295>marijuana is the gateway drug to cocainecan only speak for myself but I don't agree with this at all desuI know a lot of stoners who have no desire to do harder drugs meanwhile as an adhd/bipolar I hate weed but love coke lol, it's completely differentI'm sorry about your ex, but I don't think the dildos or whatever made her want a threesome lol, that would've happened regardless
>>34361296https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/%22break%20up%20over%20sex%22/
>>34361308lol that's hilarious
>>34361297>Define "very large". I guess 9+" insertable length and 7+" circumference?>I'm happy to use big dildos in a non-penetrative way.As in? Grinding on them?>I also just like to collect them, so it's not purely a sexual thing.What are your favourites? What do you like about dildos in general?
>>34361305>Just get a roommate.My lifestyle could not exist with a “roommate”
I make a minimum six hundred posts every atoga thread
>>34361154Is it really so wrong to be against something that literally trains your brain to get off to other men fucking women you find attractive
>>34361310He's been at it for years.
>>34361310That’s not even similar to my situation at all. Look at the dates anyways, moron
>>34361312>My lifestyle could not exist with a “roommate”what is your lifestyle, doing coke off the counter every morning?nta, not saying you should get a roommate if you financially don't need it, but it's not that bad lol
>>34361317You change the details but the basic situation is always the same.
>>34361318His lifestyle is either extreme OCD or spamming 4chan for pesos.
>>34361311>9+" insertable length and 7+" circumferenceThat's just plain unusable in a normal way. I own toys that are big like that, but they're not for any sort of penetration.>>34361311>As in? Grinding on them?Mostly, yeh. The two huge ones I own have a ton of texture on the shafts, so they're pretty good for that.>What are your favourites? What do you like about dildos in general?Without narrowing down the specifics, there's no way I could pick a favorite. I have certain ones for certain moods, and I've started avoiding the all-in-one sort of vibes after some bad experiences lately.I just like that they are easy to use, get me off, and still feel a little edgy or taboo, even after all this time.
>>34361281>would you use dildos on your girl?If she wants me to, sure. Sounds like a fun replacement for the job fingers do during oral.
Together we shall rebuild The Assyrian Empire.
>>34361332>The Assyrian Empireidk what this is lol redpill me
>>34361323Which dildo resembles the first dick you took?
>>34361336They are ambition. They are strength. Progress! Victory!
>>34361340ok this tells me nothing really but have fun with that ig
>>34361338I only have one realistic, skin-toned dildo, so I guess that one.
>>34361336It’s like Syria but it’s ass
>>34361353I thought syria was already a bit shit? so it's like even worse?? bruh....
>>34361351Surprised you kept that one after what happened.
>>34361281>are you/would you be into using dildos with your partner? Yes, I do so regularly with my wife.>Just receiving, or also giving? Both. I would even peg a man. >Would you be into them using very large dildos on you? What is very large? I have limited depth, but I can handle a decently large girth.>What's your experience with dildos?Quite a lot, and I have a diverse collection.>>34361257>is it actually a problem if a well established and socially accepted man is a 40 year old virgin?It really depends on his reasons, but 9 times out of 10, I would say no. But it's no one's business but his own.>>34361035>is it true that you're not supposed to wash your frying pan?Don't use anything too harsh on cast iron or non-stick, but I abuse the fuck out of my stainless steel pans.
>>34361281FNoA little experience with a tiny vibrating one(ex boyfriends idea, I think he only wanted it so I'd put it in his ass eventually), and a vegetable. Figured I'd do some testing before I spent money on a real one and was kinda meh on it.
Sex talk just depresses me :/
Why does nobody care if a boy gets molested by a girl? Younger than 9 was too young to have felatio done to me and told to be quiet.Now women pump and dump me because I'm weird I finally hate women. You're all awful
>>34361357It's fairly new, the I tossed the last one I broke.
>>34361361Lucky. I wish I got molested by a girl when I was young.
boysIf your gf would only ever have sex with you while you wear a condom. Meaning your penis has never been in her without it being covered. Would this be a problem? Also, if you’ve been in that situation before. Did you feel like you understood what sex really felt like even with only know what she felt like while you’re wrapped?
>>34361364Fantasizing about this means you are a latent pedophile. Kill yourself.
>>34361366It's called "consent", you dumb piece of shit.
>>34361362So you finally accepted that you loved him? Good for you, you're finally maturing and realized that it wasn't his fault. A man is only flesh and blood.
>>34361366I would rather abstain from sex entirely than have it with a condom on, but most men don't feel this strongly about it.I hate how they feel.
>>34361368What does my question have to do with consent?
>>34361366i guess maybe i would wish i could get a SINGLE slide inbut no what are you saying anon, that's silly, sex is way more then cock in hole, come on anon
>>34361366>Would this be a problem?Not if she was otherwise enthusiastic about it, with foreplay and oral and such.>Also, if you’ve been in that situation before. Did you feel like you understood what sex really felt like even with only know what she felt like while you’re wrapped?Yes and no? All the mechanics, pressure, and motions of sex are there, and it's enough to make me cum. However, holy fuck does raw sex feel different and better.
>>34361371have you ever been in the situation where in order to have sex with your gf you had to wear a condom? Did you just not intiate sex because of it?
>>34361361I mean I care, but I don't know what you expect me to do about it. Like are you under the impression that you're supposed to get some sort of trauma pass that tells people they can't dump you for being weird?
>>34361366>If your gf would only ever have sex with you while you wear a condom. Meaning your penis has never been in her without it being covered. Would this be a problem? That's fine, I don't overthink it.>Also, if you’ve been in that situation before. Did you feel like you understood what sex really felt like even with only know what she felt like while you’re wrapped?This is overthinking it.
>>34361373Being "okay" with a person's boundaries around protection isn't a negotiable thing.
>>34361360any talk depresses me desu, that's why I'm avoiding my roommates>>34361366I mean I'm a turbovirgin but I don't see why this would be an issueI really really don't want kids so it'd be a fine compromise
>>34361361I do, and I think most other women who have experienced CSA care too.
>>34361377Women get one but I don't. Society is completely stacked in favour of the wretched whores and they act like it isn't.suck my dick faggot.
>>34361366MI'd be fine with it as long as she accepts if we get married it has to come off someday.
>>34361382>Women get oneThey don't though?You're mad at the wrong target here man. Maybe hate rapists and not other victims that you perceive as not being as ostracized as yourself?
Today I turn 28 years of age. Anyone older than that is a decrepit boomer, and anyone younger is a retarded child.
>>34361382Yeah you seem lovely, can't imagine why you're alone
Didn’t die in my sleep award
>>34361381Great. You won't die alone as a result of the social norms men MUST adhere to. I will.Nobody cares if you're a turbocrazy. Meanwhile, any deviation from strict norms leaves me dumped>text too much>don't text enough >too quiet>too loud>wrong interests>wrong hobbiesYour awful gender sets these standards>>34361381Women with my exact history and conditions have families and husbands. I will die alone on a rope. Fuck you.
>>34361369Get a job, pedo.
>>34361386You seem awful, don't let your kids get molested like my worthless parents did me.
>>34361361do the women tell you you're weird as the reason they dump you, is that your framing after the fact? there is a certain reality that, despite abuse happening to you, you're still responsible for managing yourself reasonably, which includes addressing your issues. that aint their responsibility, and without sufficiently addressing those issues, you're asking them to address it for you implicitly.
>>34361021>I want risk takers.of course you do
>>34361376>have you ever been in the situation where in order to have sex with your gf you had to wear a condom?Nah. I've only had three sexual partners in my life so far. The first and third were girlfriends who mutually agreed with me to stop using condoms after the first time or two, and the second was a single instance unfulfilling casual sex with a friend, with a condom on.>Did you just not intiate sex because of it?You could say so.I have no interest in casual sex, and I expect the next woman I get serious with to either be willing to abstain entirely (or at least be happy with only oral and hand stuff) or respect my refusal to wear a condom.
>>34361385happy bday <3retarded children stay winning>>34361387*gibs badge*iktf I wish I had also ):
>>34361388>text too much>don't text enough>too quiet>too loud>wrong interests>wrong hobbiesSo they're not dumping you over what happened to you and yet you're still blaming it as the reason?
>tfw girl at the bar last night said I should apply to her old workplace bc I'm a ''pretty boy'' and her old boss is a cougar/really soft with the boys>tfw she also said the hours are long and the work sucksshould I apply or just leave it
>>34361366Ehh. Tough one. I don't want kids, so I understand the desire for precaution, but like... ever? IUDs / birth control are completely off the table as alternatives? If so I'd much rather just get a vasectomy. And if it's still off the table with that done, that's a hard no for me.
>>34361390Stop being a little bitch.
>>34361398nta but you made a good point lol, I forgot vasectomies were a thingin this hypothetical dream scenario I'd just do that
>>34361396Why do you think I am unable to adhere to social norms, dumb fuck>>34361391They have too many options and set impossible standards to meet. 80/20 isn't the myth I thought it was.
>>34361388Maybe people don't have sympathy for you because you're a malcontent asshole that wants everyone to feel as miserable as you.
>>34361400Hush, virgin.>>34361403Hush, whore
Why did this fucking tranny have to be so cute
>>34361402>unable to adhere to social normsSo go to therapyI got diddled by my step brother and you don't see me blaming it for why I'm so fucking weird. The weirdness is a separate issue t b h. What happened to you was terrible but you're an adult who's accountable for his own actions now.
>>34361405Just be gay for trannies. Nobody cares.
>>34361402>They have too many options and set impossible standards to meet. 80/20 isn't the myth I thought it wasso you would prefer a world where women have few options and you're among them?
>>34361405In photos or irl?
>>34361407I'm in therapy. For years. It doesn't matter because I am a straight maleYou needn't have bothered with therapy aside from -
>>34361410False Dichotomy, voided.
>>34361412This whole bitterness thing is a shield.You know that.
>>34361414first of all thsts not what a dichotomy is. the only other option to women having "too many" options is to have fewer ones. so do you want a world where women have less options, yes or fucking no? childhood sexual trauma isn't an excuse to act like a miserable retard
>>34361358>What is very large?See >>34361311What are your favourite dildos? What do you like about them?
i'll never understand this "i've been in therapy for years, it does nothing" attitude. like get a new therapist nigger clearly yourd isn't helping you
>>34361415No, it isn't.>>34361417My bad. Your logical fallacy is straw man.
>>34361421Imagine wasting all that time and money on therapy without actually talking to the therapist and addressing the lack of progress.
>>34361421Therapy is a meme in of itself. How is a female, who lived her entire life on tutorial mode, going to help a struggling man? Unless she is willing to date him to build his confidence up, but we all know they won't do that.
>>34361426>>34361421Imagine that some problems can not be fixed to the utterly perfect degree expected by women
Is the "wait three days before contacting" rule still valid in 2026? If I get a phone number on a Friday night, should I still wait until Monday to text them?
>>34361424that's not what a strawman is either lol you aren't going to get better until you stop being a miserable person, and if you die alone it was 100% a choice on your part. i wish you good luck but you truly do seem to be a niggerlicious person atm
>>34361428It's like you're an alien who doesn't even understand the purpose of therapy lol
>>34361421>>34361426i made my therapist give up on me lmao. during our last session, her final piece of advice to me was "die fighting", which I'm pretty sure she's not even legally allowed to say. I could've requested more sessions through my company's EAP, but i decided not to because it was obviously pointless.
>>34361421/atoga/ is my therapist
>>34361437What law do you imagine prohibits her from saying that?
>>34361441God help you, this place is filled with some of the most retarded people i've seen
>>34361434>Imagine that some problems simply can not be fixed Idiot.>>34361432Yes, it is>>34361431It doesn't matter, she'll decide which is correct based on some arbitrary social rules you will never be privy to.
>>34361431NahYou don't want to seem too eager or rope them into an hours long text conversation but I think with modern technology there's no real reason not to hit them up almost immediately that isn't "oh but if I do it too fast she'll think I'm desperate" psychological games shit and she knows that too.>>34361437>not even legally allowed to sayIt's a motivational platitude dude she wasn't telling you to kill yourself.
>>34361445>i'm autistic, and that's everyone else's faultdummy achievement award
Too much tequila
>>34361450>ad hominem Your admission of defeat has been accepted, strawmanner
>>34361453Drink water stupid
>>34361456I ended up puking on myself haha
>>34361442>>34361449The whole theme of all of our sessions was basically "the world is a terrible place and there's no sign of it ever getting better, so why should anyone even bother to keep going?". Before we even started, I was worried there wouldn't be anything she could do to help, because it's such a deep and philosophical topic, and in the end I was right. I was able to shoot down practically every single thing she said that was meant to give me a different perspective or make me feel like there is a reason to keep going. Sometimes it felt like I was the therapist and she was the patient.
Anon-kun, I need your foreskin for a potion.
>>34361455you're right anon, i lost and you won, the world is an awful place and women are the source of your misery and you'll be alone forever. enjoy your victory lol
>>34361464>Depressed person comes up with reasons to stay depressed because it makes logical senseYeah no shit bud me too. I think you need to take a break from that and work on how you feel about other people specifically. How you interact with others, how you want to be perceived by them. If you want people to be nice to you you have to stop being such a shit, simple as.
>woman has it explained to her that men who get molested in childhood cannot achieve the same standard of life as a woman in the same position>woman says "but I got molested and I'm fine"Women are awful
>>34361467Yeah. At least I got laid a few times on the way out. Pyrrhic victory is good enough.
>>34361470So people are just supposed to put up with him being awful because something awful happened to him?
God fuck
>>34361472well despite your bad faith engagement, i truly hope someday you decide to be less of a miserable person, but you are at least in good company
>>34361473No, because dating is a game and women make the rules.
>>34361474
>>34361476Bro thinks women are Cell
A girl I liked friend told me I made me feel uncomfortable by patting her on the shoulder. I feel like absolute shit.
>>34361475Give me a time machine so I can go back and kill whichever pedo was abusing the girl who lived on my block so badly she decided to ruin my life one grey afternoon. That's the only way.
>>34361476I doubt male friends would put up with this forever either
>>34361469I am a misanthrope (which was another topic of a couple of our sessions).Think of any major problem that exists in the world today. Let's take political corruption as an example. For a corrupt politician to exist, there has to exist lots of other corrupt politicians who choose not to stop him, there has to be dozens (maybe hundreds) of other politicians before who designed the system that allows him to exist, and potentially millions of voters who support him. They are all complicit in HIS corruption.Now extend that line of thinking out to ever other problem. Climate change, war, enshittification, poverty, etc. Once you start thinking this way, you realize that there aren't really many people to NOT hate.Me and the therapist had very similar political beliefs. It sounded like she actually agreed with me on this, more or less.
>>34361480You've never dated; the post >>34361481So don't pat her, dumb ass.
>>34361483Literally who gives a shit?
/atoga/ has the toughest keyboard warriors lolHave any of you been punched in the face?
>>34361485There are approximately 2 billion children on the planet right now.Plenty of people to not hate, yet.I hate that I'm the one now explaining this to someone because I refuse/fail to take the advice myself when it comes to not being suicidal but you have a mindset problem. You focus on the negative and how it's everywhere instead of finding a small piece of the positive and trying to grow it.
>>34361466You'll need a time machine.
>>34361490Yes. Sometimes in a "little bitch" capacity (street crimes are scary lol), sometimes because I was talking shit (no regrets), sometimes because standing up for yourself just gets you hit (no regrets).If I had my time again, I'd have more fights and less words.
>>34361490I'm not one of the keyboard warriors, but no. I've been punched in the throat and gut a lot, and one time I got hit in the nuts pretty hard. Never been hit in the face before, thankfully.
>>34361490I have
>>34361490No only slappedI got punched in the gut by another girl once
>>34361502Hot
Today at church, they excommunicated a guy for trying to get with underage girls in the church. How was your Sunday?
>>34361507Just cut your hair bro
>>34361493I hate kids just for being annoying little shits, but yeah, I guess that's not really their fault. But I can almost guarantee they'll grow up to become someone I hate. Maybe they'll act like entitled Karens, maybe they'll become crooked cops. Maybe they'll play loud music when their neighbors are trying to sleep. I would love for those things to NOT happen, but given my experience with the rest of humanity, I don't have high hopes for that.If there's more "bad" in the world than "good", that's not a problem with me, that's a problem with the world. I could just block all the bad out, but I choose not to do that because I believe it's important to stay well-informed with what's going on across the planet.
>>34361512lmao based churcheh mine's been shit lol just been wasting away with this coldmight go for a walk in a min and try order on burger king app tho it might decline unless it tips into unarranged overdraft lol
>>34361512Hungover
>>34361420I wouldn't be able to fit 9 inches of length, but I could do 7 of girth with enough lube. I'm also partial to my Bad Dragons, especially because they all have the vac-u-lock in them so I can attach them to my Motorbunny and sex machine.
>>34361519vilest post in the whole thread
>>34361507Women stopped even liking me superficially after I cut my hair off.
Men, thoughts on 69ing?
>>34361523It’s hot, pussy on my face
>>34361523I dont enjoy oral, hard pass besides im tall so we'd have to awkwardly curl up whilst 69ing
>>34361523not a sexhaver but seems hot
>>34361512Nice.It's only early afternoon I'm hiding from my dementia patient and the rain. I'm going to have to go down and make sure she eats something soon though.>>34361514>I hate kidsAnd you don't think you're bitter and are using that as a shield even a little bit?
>>34361490>Have any of you been punched in the face?FYes, mostly by men.
>>34361523Usually more awkward than hot. I prefer just taking turns giving each other oral.
Is it impossible for a person who was raised in a higher socio-economic position to be happy as a dirty commoner in a middle-class household?You see that in fiction all the time, I'm just curious.
>>34361527>And you don't think you're bitter and are using that as a shield even a little bit?I'm not sure what you're asking. Even before I hated ALL of humanity, I just didn't like kids. I've never wanted to have any of my own.
>>34361512>How was your Sunday?I got excommunicated from my church for trying to get with underage girls.
>>34361118Why are you even asking, is it not blatantly obvious what I mean.
>>34361532I don't want any of my own but hating them just feels low IQ. Like it's an 8 year old why are you being judgemental.
>>34361531No.But if they are just larping as a commoner, without any of the hardships, then maybe.Some rich people don't like the stress of having to look after their own asses.
>>34361482so long as you chain yourself to your past, you will never move past it.
>>34361486>So don't pat her, dumb ass.I thought it was probably a bad idea at the time but didn't realise just how bad.I got the idea because I saw girls talking about how they'll lightly touch guys to indicate interest.
>>34361536You ever actually dealt with 8-year olds? They're the fuckin worst.
>>34361523I preferred to just eat it and fuck themI don't get laid anymore, so I'll never find out if it's any good.
So tired
fuck all y'allit's balatro time
To all the Americans, how accepted is atheism over there?Like, if I went to a more rural setting and somebody started asking me about God, and I just said, I don't believe, would they drop it or would it become an issue?
>>34361541You're kidding right? That's like the ideal age to teach and babysit. Young enough that most of them will still follow directions but old enough to have their own interesting thoughts to add to a conversation sometimes.
>>34361539I'm not chained to it. But years of social exclusion at school and the constant flow-on effects have left me worthless in the eyes of women. Plus, I found out i have actual autism. I'm too old to even be on 4chanDon't believe the memes. Romantic partnership is the point of life.I hope my eventual death ruins someone's day.
>>34361523Yes please.
>>34361523I don't like the idea. Sex should be between an active person and a passive person.
>>34361549>over thereYou have to be a LOT more specific.Rural massachusetts and rural arkansas are not the same
>>34361540It's literally not that bad. Just respect her stated boundaries and stop ruminating on it, you fucking turbofaggot.
>>34361545Real Hope you can get some rest>>34361541Nta but they're way better than adults lol>>34361534Lelz
>>34361554>Sex should be between an active person and a passive person.Wtf? Like genuinely what the fuck why do you think this?
>>34361555OK so what's the worst case and what's the normal case?Like will they try to lynch me?
Femanons, what are your thoughts on choking men during sex?
>>34361560It's how sex is in all of nature, you dumb retarded. Stop asking stupid questions.
>>34361519What's your max length/girth? How does it feel to get stretched out by super girthy toys? How long does it take for your pussy to go back to normal?
"I like math and science in general. If you find that interesting, we might get along well!I love going to the movies, discovering new places, and cooking something tasty every now and then.Looking forward to going out, making plans, and meeting someone special :)"What do you think about this bio for a dating app? I need opinions!
>>34361562This is a stupid question
>>34361564It sounds to me like you're bad at sex and her moving at all throws off your rhythm but I suppose we're both allowed to have our own perspectives.
Sex seems hard and impossible 2bhCan't be better than my hand
>>34361523A bit uncomfortable but great. I love eating pussy. Only thing I don't like is it's one of very few positions that makes me cum very fast (a bit faster than I'd like), cause getting her pussy right on my face like that is too hot kek.
>>34361563My hands feel too small to do it well. I can stop bloodflow by using my thumbs on the sides of his neck, but that's not the same as choking.
*rolls a 2*
>>34361567>"I like math and science in general. If you find that interesting, we might get along well!TURBO CRINGE. 100% of bitches will be turned off by this.>I love going to the movies, discovering new places, and cooking something tasty every now and then.Says nothing at all. >Looking forward to going out, making plans, and meeting someone special :)"Again, says nothing at all.>What do you think about this bio for a dating app? I need opinions!It's utter shit.
>>34361570No, I just like being the dominant partner.
>>34361563I'm all for choking men, in and out of the bedroom.
>>34361563Not strictly opposed to the idea but I enjoy resting my hand on/holding his throat gently for the implication more than actually squeezing.
>>34361577Wow
>>34361577>100% of bitches will be turned off by this.Speak for yourself. I was a math major.
>>34361585You'd be better of, if you just put your height and left it otherwise blank.
>>34361567It is...very bad. Sorry.
>>34361587So the more digits of pi I can recite, the wetter you get?
>>34361431If 3 days went by I would move on.
How long are male refractory periods?
>>34361589I wasn't the anon you were talking to. But your insight is fascinating.
>>34361587I did my PhD in math, I know a thing or two more than you, maybe.
>>34361595I don't have one
>>343615955 minutes
>>34361547bullshit
>>34361599So you get hard again instantly?
>>34361595Mine can be like 3 days some times.
>>34361595Usually a few hours for me
>>34361595If I cum normally, usually a couple hours. If I have a prostate orgasm, then a a minute or two.
Why do men fetishize female on male domestic violence?
>>34361587Nta but sharing interests means nothing to you people. You all end up with normies
>>34361602Not instantly but I can cum again while half hard in seconds/minutes with enough stimulation
>>34361577>I like math and science in general. If you find that interesting, we might get along well!I work in STEM and I don't want to go out with some autist who is going to talk to me about electron spins after a full day of looking at code and equations. Fuck that shit.Plus, it really says that you're immature and have no life besides your school/work. The rest is very generic and basically says nothing.
>>34361606Because I desperately want to be wanted enough that I find it safe when a woman is controlling, and my first sexual experiences were completely non-consent at the hands of women. I would rather be treated as an object than not exist
Why do people get offended intelligence?
>>343615770 constructive feedback but ok. Also part of the goal is to gatekeep sluts and keep the femcels.>>34361589>put your height and left it otherwise blankUh is not my best asset>>34361590I guess I can try something else>>34361592You are retarded>>34361598I have a PhD too, in algebraic geometry, but writing that I have a PhD sounds a bit pretentious
>>34361613Lmao
Do PhD holders have pretty huge dicks?
>>34361618I hope he's getting raped daily
>>34361619I'm sure that's the sort of thing you think about.
>>34361614What's your job? You can mention that. And you can definitely say that you have a PhD.It's not pretentious. You can say something like "Dr., but not the one that fixes broken hearts". or something of that nature. I don't think you should lead with, "I want our conversations to be about math and science", because as I said, I don't know many of my colleagues who'd be thrilled about that.
>>34361622>Dr., but not the one that fixes broken heartsThis is a good idea. All the other things he was saying were just bland facts about himself. By putting it this way, he's still giving the same information, but with a bit of humor and interest to it.
What exactly is the bitterness a shield from?
>>34361624Being eaten
>>34361625Coffee and cocoa would like a word
That said if you have a PhD in Algebraic Geometry, you're very unlikely to find a match on Tinder. Literally, find the nearest university and just go prowl there, see what the math/physics/cs student societies are organizing.
>>34361628Or even better join some online/local seminars in AG. Maybe you might get lucky.
>>34361628>>34361631Or realistically, just go to China.The only girls who were ever attracted by my math PhD were Chinese girls.
>>34361624True introspection, vulnerability, connection with others + whatever else. It's multipurpose. It keeps you from genuinely engaging with anything at all.
>>34361632Going to China is exceptionally fucking stupid.
>>34361624Terror
>>34361632What branch of math?
Just accept dying alone. Or get pumped and dumped first.They don't want autistic men
>>34361512>How was your Sunday?Sunday https://voca.ro/13C52xhhPNZQ>>34361613https://voca.ro/1lq7d1YxdMoG
Why do men choose to go into woman repellant fields and then act surprised that they can't get women?
>>34361634What if I desperately wanted to connect and my vulnerability just made me seem like a faggot, so they left after a fuck or two?
>>34361628>Algebraic GeometryBro was approaching dating from the wrong angle... he needs to find a simultaneous equation solution...
>>34361641>Why do men choose to go into womanUsuslly only my dick goes into them.
>>34361641Everything a man does repels women. A higher sociability field means lower income (repelling women), but a higher income field means lower sociability (repelling women).
>>34361644IN ENGLISH, DOC
>>34361635True, just any western uni campus is enough. Plenty of them.>>34361637I did a bit of everything, but officially Numerics was the main component.
>>34361566>What's your max length/girth? Max length is about 7.5 inches before it gets too painful. I haven't found the absolute max girth, but my thickest is just over 8 inches at the knot.>How does it feel to get stretched out by super girthy toys? A little painful at first, but the stretch becomes pleasurable after a little while. The fullness is my favorite part.>How long does it take for your pussy to go back to normal?Pretty quickly, usually within the day. I credit it towards my kegels, since I do them very often.
>>34361642Based on just this one post I doubt it was your vulnerability that turned them off.You don't say fag in front of zoomer women right?
>>34361641I wish I knew before hand. But then again, the only field that is truly a win-win is medicine. >>34361644See bitches won't understand this joke.
>>34361654I am a man and I don't understand your math """""joke""""".
aren't stem autists supposed to have big penises
Women, should I shave my moustache? It's three months old and getting long enough again to start feeling annoying.
>>34361659Yes
>>34361648Bruv this is English>>34361654I'm pretty sure most people did algebra and geometry in highschool lol>>34361567https://voca.ro/1nOZJNSLzEL2
>>34361653I'm not a zoomer. Why do you think I want to kms/am bitter so badly? I was busy trying to get well, but I started too late and now I'm too far behind to catch up.Life is a competition. I lost before I even had a start
>>34361661NtaI took algebra and geometryIn like sophomore year of high school nearly 20 years agoI don't get the joke
>>34361659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeSi-ODfJk
>>34361622I work as a ml engineer now, but that info is already in the profile >"Dr., but not the one that fixes broken hearts"Yeah, something like that could work I guessI don't even care if she likes math, my previous bio was literally just "undiagnosed but I am pretty sure" but it didn't work that well lol>>34361628>>34361631A math department may be the worst place to find a gf >>34361658True
Where do I meet asian women? Should I be going to bars?
>>34361673In asia.
>>34361673You have to be a math nerd apparently
>>34361673Not in China.
>>34361677I have a masters in chemistry but I was too autistic and in a relationship for the entirety of my education
>>34361685>and in a relationship for the entirety of my educationThen why are you asking where to meet women
>>34361557>stop ruminating on it, you fucking turbofaggot.I will, it'll just take a couple of days.
>>34361671>"undiagnosed but I am pretty sure"would
>>34361688Because she dumped me a few months ago
>>34361660Ta.
What is up with overweight women?That are absoluteky flooding the DDLG scene on social media and it's so annoying.
>>34361647I've heard women are looking for a man in finance.
>>34361665I mean isn't geometry about shapes/angles, and you can solve simultaneously equations algebraically... it's not a deep joke lol>>34361567https://voca.ro/12AJNRkQGA64Update: got my £5.99 large whopper meal with free onion rings, and the place is empty tonight, life is good rn...
>>34361697Old meme >>34361695I liked women a little big. They feel safe and have nice eyes. Leave the awful ghosting whores alone
>>34361698>Bro was approaching dating from the wrong angle... he needs to find a simultaneous equation solution...Can you explain to me what exactly the joke is? I don't understand "why" it's a joke.
>>34361512>How was your Sunday?I asked a girl out and didn't get a reply :D
Not as hungover anymore
>>34361704What, she just did a 360 and walked away?
>>34361705I want to get drunk. I have no money. Sober, dying alone misery is bad enough without you bragging
Last year I was getting pumped and dumped Last month I was hitchiking with nowhere to sleep.Life is worthless. I just want a drink.
>>34361713MoodThis time last year I was starting a backpacking trip with a boyfriend.I have literally nothing to show for it today. Might as well not have even happened.
>>34361714What about the memories you made along the way? That's the point of a backpacking trip isn't it?
>>34361710Get a job brother
Can someone explain the mindset of bad pet owners? Why get an extra responsibility if you’re just gonna neglect it or treat it like shit…no one forced you to get pets? Multiple people on my neighborhood have got into a dispute with my neighbor because his dog barks 24/7.State gender. What the worst situation you ever been in with a neighbor/tenant?
>>34361715I have a lot of memories. Doesn't make them worth anything.
How do I meet autistic girls?
>>34361713>>34361714>the “just traveling and discovering myself lol” roasties regretting their poor life decisionsThis put a smile on my face
>>34361718I just got let go of one after leaving a worse one. Fuck working, at least when I was a NEET I got laid. >>34361722I'm a man, you faggot.
>>34361720Then what did you imagine you'd get out of the trip before you went?
>>34361721Idk but I want to know too. Maybe they would finally understand me
>>34361721Men never want autistic girls. They think they do, but what they actually want is an *attractive* girl who shares or at least puts up with their autistic interests. Most actual female autists are ugly.
Do autists really understand one another? Isn't it just two people with the inability to consider each others point of view?
>>34361698Also I just cleaned all the other tables after finishing my food lolWhat it is with people leaving their tables a mess...>>34361703https://voca.ro/1dsCUmszLcnm
>>34361726>last year I was getting pumped and dumped>this time last year I was starting a backpacking trip with a boyfriendYou are the real faggot lmao
>>34361732They typically have an easier time understanding each other than normotypicals. Look up double empathy problem.
The only value autism has brought me is that I’m very good at whatever I have special interest in. But I become so focused on them that every other party of my life lags behind. Also none of my interests have financial value. I wish my special interest was medicine or computer science or something instead of trains.
>>34361726>least when I was a NEET I got laidHow lmao I only went on dates when I was working and had money
>>34361733Suddenly popping boners at any time for no reason at all can be very embarrassing.
>>34361729>Men never want autistic girls. They think they do, but what they actually want is an *attractive* girl who shares or at least puts up with their autistic interests. Most actual female autists are ugly.Where have I heard this before? Oh right:Women don't want nerds. They want tall handsome guys who also share inot their nerdy hobbies. Most actual nerds are short and ugly.
>>34361729I've met a couple one of them was ugly but the other was actually quite pretty.
I want to pump and dump guys
>>34361722I don't regret itIt just was pointlessCheaper than renting an apartment at leastLike I was pretty sure the whole "it's a spiritual journey" thing was bullshit and just wanted to go on a months long camping trip. I achieved that but don't feel like I "did" anything. It floors me how many people who have done it still subscribe to the notion that it's anything other than a long walk. Like it makes me nervous to renew my licence knowing those are the people driving next to me on the highway. I don't know how anyone can ever leave their kid at a daycare knowing how fucking stupid the average person is.
>>34361742Most men would happily let you sleep with them and then fuck off
>>34361713>Last year I was getting pumped and dumpedyikes
>>34361727I wanted to see something different, and prove to myself that I was up for physical challenge. Which I did but now that it's over it's just like, wow I could have done anything with that time and I'd feel exactly the same right now.
>>34361736Maybe it's the neurotypicals who don't know how to communicate and consider each others pov after all. Neurotypicals of the seem to have massive disagreements and misunderstandings..
>>34361742You mean free sex? Where do I sign up?Will you also feed me for free?
Why do women want engineers but hate nerds?
>>34361737Why is it trains? Why can you not decide to take an interest in medicine. Medicine can be fascinating.
>>34361750Engineers are literally the most unsexy and uncool major you can have around these parts.Where do you live where engineers are cool?
>>34361748Everyone has misunderstandings, yeah.
>>34361740No one here claimed otherwise.
>>34361747>>34361720So are you single now and those memories of your ex are weird or what is yiur issue here?
>>34361750>Why do women want engineersDo we?
>>34361747Sometimes we just have to do things for the sake of getting it out of our system. If you had done anything else with that time you would be sitting here now complaining that you could have gone backpacking with that time.Congratulations on rising to the challenge.
>>34361735No, but some of the bi girls I fucked probably were >>34361738How the fuck should I know?>>34361746So prowl bars and apps, lovebomb some autist, get a few orgasms and attention out of him, then meet someone you actually see as human.Bonus points if he wants to kill himself afterwards because it's all he'll ever get
>>34361759Are you hot?
>>34361759Are you make or female?Never mind that.Do you have a cock and balls?Sorry, that doesn't work either.Have you ever had a cock and balls?
>>34361733https://voca.ro/1dEQlnd9qfhL
>>34361733I didn't experience puberty around girls, because I went to an all-boys school from ages 11 to 16.I only went back to a comprehensive school after that.
Women, how do you feel about men who skip leg day?
>>34361734I'm not listening to your bullshit dude>>34361756No? I've just been depressed pretty much non stop at varrying levels for like 20 years. I did half of the hike alone since he wasn't prepared and ran out of money it was kind of a spur of the moment thing for him to come. The breakup sucks but I'd still feel like this without that component.>>34361758And that's fucking stupid. Idk I keep trying to find ways to convince myself suicide isn't the answer but I keep getting the opposite. None of it matters so why not just die. Who gives a fuck.
>>34361770It's okay, my legs are strong enough for both of us.
>>34361764Cis male, if I have my zoomer terminology right.>>34361761Nobody here is hot, dumbass. If I was hot, they'd stick around longer than a few dates.
>>34361709it's 2026 grandma we send texts now
women,is it unattractive for a man to have long hair? Even if it's clean and brushed?
>>34361719MI wonder the same thing - why even bother getting a dog if you're just going to leave it outside and neglect it all day? My next door neighbors has a dog that starts barking at 7 AM and then has nonstop barking fits until 7-8 PM every single day. When I went over there and politely asked one of them to quiet it down, he told me "it's a dog, it barks" like I was crazy, and like I was the one who chose to raise their dog poorly. Pretty sure stupid people want the upsides of having a pet without realizing they're a lot of responsibility, and then when it's too much for them to handle they just make it everybody else's problem.
>>34361771Oh my god bruh
>>34361742hey
>>34361777What? What kind of person do you expect to voluntarily go live in the woods for months other than someone who's deeply mentally disturbed?
>>34361775I do not like it personally, but I know women who like it. My friend loves a man with long hair.
>>34361771How would you feel if one of your family members killed themselves.
>>34361770They're pathetic
>>34361784what kind of hair do you like? Do you really prefer when men have really short hair? Why?
>>34361742You foids already do that by jumping from the old bf to new bfs.
>>34361781[ROASTIE ALERT]
>>34361781I can’t even follow what you’re saying
>>34361719fthey do it because they underestimate the effort a pet is, because they thought they'll have what it takes to put in the effort but then don't, because they once had the energy for the pet but then got depressed/ill/whatever and no longer had the energy for the pet, because they don't give a shit, because they think they are doing a good or at least good enough job, because they think people are making a fuss over nothing and pets should be effortless and take maybe 15 mins of care a day, because they got the pet in ways they didn't really want, maybe their mom died and they couldn't deal with giving the family dog away, maybe the dog was their wifes dog and she died and they don't really like the pet but also feel like it would be morally wrong to give it away yadda yadda yadda basically, complaining won't really change much because every pet owner thinks the issue is everyone else and not them
>>34361775I like long hairAs long as it's maintained. My brother accidentally gave himself the karen cut (the bob that's longer in the front than the back) because he cut a chunk out of it instead of detangling.>>34361791What part of that was hard to follow?
>>34361788Medium length, I'd say? Long enough that I can run my hands through it, but not long. I can only find AI generated images on google, I fucking hate current year.
>>34361776I’ve said it before but I wouldn’t be shocked if the ratio of good to bad parents is somewhat similar to the ratio for good to bad pet owners. The biggest difference is that pets are exponentially easier than raising kids, so I doubt it’s nearly as bad, but it’s probably close. I think we’re gonna see a rise in bad pet ownership as less people have human kids and call their pets their “kids”As for bad pet owners, I don’t think bad pet owners get pets thinking “ I’m gonna test him like shit!”. They probably think “everyone has a pet, I should get one too, I want a pet, oh wait, this is a lot of work, well, I’m too lazy to give a shit, guess I’m just do the bare minimum now”.
>>34361795You’re depressed because you had an existential crisis, went backpacking, came back and it was still depressing?
Women would you get angry/ick if your bf request you cosplay as an anime character to have sex?
>>34361802I'm not into that kind of stuff, I find it a little too silly to be sexy. I'd just say no.
I'm probably going to be homeless again, how the fuck do I back pack without a car?>I used to get laid. Now I'm just trying to not die. Life is worthless
https://youtu.be/h6viKzbHwBA>>34361732Probably more than an autist and someone who is neurotypical. I feel like an autistic woman would understand me and wouldn't cry if I wasn't giving her my full attention constantly>>34361750They want nerds more than they want engineers. If I had to guess, a woman wanting an engineer is likely an engineer herself or she's heard that they make a lot of money
>>343618051 of 4 homeless are women so shut the fuck up.
>>34361750Engineering is literally the least sexy and attractive STEMcel major.We're simultaneously the least intellectually impressive and often work on the least cool things. And most make shit money compared to math/physics PhDs working in finance.
>>34361798>You’re depressed because you had an existential crisisNo>went backpacking, came back and it was still depressing?Also no. It was still depressing during the backpacking.>>34361802Absolutely
>>34361802Do you want to cosplay as a female character?
>>34361805I don't understand the question?>used to get laid>back pack Is it a sex joke or?
>>34361809Okay, so what have you done to treat the depression?
>>34361812NTA but I'd cosplay a male anime character if my gf wanted me to do it during sex.
>>34361816I don't want your help or advice anon
>>34361818based
>>34361759>How the fuck should I knowIdk you were there bro>>34361742Don't do that ): >>34361750https://voca.ro/13gvP1ZLd0s3>>34361737https://voca.ro/1GgimXAOwvT2
Women, what smut are you currently reading?
>>34361822Nothing, I'm playing pokemon
>>34361822I don't do that
>>34361822just downloaded the power of myth by joseph campbell
>>34361813There's no joke. I'm precariously housed and there's a backpacker ITT
>>34361826And you want him to Joseph Scramble your insides?
>>34361830not at all, no
>>34361823Which one?
>>34361820>idk you were there.And, as we have established, I am socially and emotionally inept at a basic level. I have no fucking idea. Socialise in places where women are. With women. Not here. For fuck's sake, do not tell women you are aware of 4chan
>>34361822the wealth of nations by Adam Smith
>>34361831But he's the hero with a thousand o-faces...
>>34361833Fire red! I finished the game, I'm making starter eggs to give to the kids at work.
Never tequila again
>>34361828I am the backpacker>how the fuck do I back pack without a car?What do you think you need the car for?
>>34361836go away dumb gooner or I'll delete your copy of erotic irony
Men, what smut are you currently watching?
>>34361835No woman is interested in capitalism
My sister and I were on a drive to get water from a spring. On our way back up a women was taking a walk past us. We both waved at her but she just looked at her phone and didn't wave back. My sister let out this retarded and immature shreik out of the window that was open about 3 or 4 inches (meaning this woman could have heard it), I guess as a "goof", she's done things like that before that I thought was retarded and drew attention to the both of us, I hit her on the arm (not very hard, certainly not to cause pain) and I swore at her, saying something like "don't fucking do that you dumbass" or something like that. It then became an argument, she acted perplexed at the fact I hit her in the arm (I once again re-iterate, it wasn't hard), there was clearly a missalignment in what we thought was proportionate in that situation, but as I saw it it was a slightly emotionally animated call to reflection. I had no desire to "hurt" her. She made bad arguments to me about it in our little spute and kept saying "you don't lay your hands on someone out of anger" (I wouldn't describe myself as having been angry, this emotional solipsism seems to be a bit of a recurring theme, albeit it doesn't show itself often), I kind of feel bad for doing it, and when I invision myself in her position I can see how it may have been a little jarring, but I found this weird implicit suggestion about "touching" being some kind of violation on principle, perhaps anachronistic, and a bit peculiar. I didn't think it was that big a deal, but I feel bad and I feel somewhat compelled to apologize because it clearly did offend her somewhat, I couldn't tell at the time if she was feigning her response to some degree or entirely genuine but she was annoyed by it.I've come here to hear your guys thoughts, men and women. What do you think?
>>34361845>Men, what smut are you currently watching?I just downloaded several European movies starring Juliette Binoche.
>>34361848a) I think this never happened b) hypothetically she's a dumb cunt that should get her internet access taken away
>>34361834>Socialise in places where women are. With womenWhy would I do that if I was unemployedOr in general desu
>>34361721LGBT community events
>>34361848You overreacted to her being stupid for fun.She's mad because it was rude as fuck not because it hurt her. You don't even do that to dogs except as a last resort.
>>34361845The road
>>34361856>for fun if her idea of fun is startling strangers walking next to a driving car, she should actually be beaten to death for that
>>34361822Don’t read smut, its boring.
>>34361845Has there been a single instance of women not mocking what men watch?
I don't know why I buy sweets besides chocolate.Even when I like it, most of the time I just think how some choccy would be nicer.
>>34361721video games
>>34361859She's his sister blame their father not me
>>34361866I blame you for enabling such behavior in theory because thats how we get idiots like that in the first place
>>34361802I’m into it, I like cosplay.
>>34361729pretty female autists are taken advantage of and abused to the point of having more severe mental issues
>>34361796Yes, only AI generated men meet the standards so only they are going to get posted. To no one's surprise.
>>34361859>startling strangers walking next to a driving caragree with your post desu, doing this is actual subhuman behavior
>>34361845Last thing was a blonde bimbo on /s/.
>>34361871Can you stop being annoying?
>>34361873thank you for having basic human decency, apparently thats not normal anymore
>>34361869You're still single?
>>34361732yes, normies have stupid ass unspoken rules, implications, and assumptions. two autists well simply say>hello, you are very cute>oh, i think you are very cute also. are you flirting with me?>yes. let's date>okay, am i your girlfriend now? are we exclusive?>yes. see you later
>>34361868>enablingLiterally how
>>34361796my hair is kinda like this but curlierI feel it's too long tho>>34361805get in touch with the support in your area asap, get a good backpack and sleeping bag and stock up on suppliesgl homie, I hope you're alright
>>34361825Then what do you do?Or are you pure as the driven snow?
>>34361876he couldn't if he tried but he doesn't even want to try because he thinks you deserve to be annoyed for having slighted him by not giving him all the pussy he wants
>>34361845Just came to a very naughty ASMR.
>>34361876Yeah, the face had to register first. Makes sense.
>>34361742what's stopping you
>>34361879Yes, but I am dating. I think it’s going well
>>34361864your body probably craves the sugar, but then wants the soothing cocoa
>>34361860Just your imagination then?
>>34361881by thinking it's funny and no big dealnow stop larping
>>34361873You're not wrongBut it doesn't justify hitting herThe whole "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" thing. If you want people to do what you tell them to it's a lot easier if you don't make them defensive first.
anon pls pray for me I'm over my cold in 2 days cause I have to go to this job fair thing
>>34361882>my hair is kinda like this but curlierThat's pretty cute! >>34361884Sigh.
>>34361884She won't notice you, little bro.
>>34361890I just think no sweet tastes better than choco.It's so damn nice.
>>34361883Watch porn silently on my phone occasionally. Written smut doesn't do anything for me it feels embarrassing to read.>>34361892Literally where did I say I thought it was funny? You think I think it's funny because I explained why the sister did it? This post >>34361893 is also me.
>>34361805my bf used to be homeless. he said sleeping on roofs is the safest place if you can sneak up there without anyone seeing you, because people rarely look up. if american, get a planet fitness $10 membership for the showers. if you can afford to, get some ultralight camping gear for sleeping. and probably get a knife because people will try to rob your backpack
>>34361835slop desu
>>34361845Smut is absolute slop. I have no idea how women get off to it, smut writers have the artistic skill of illiterate teenagers.
>>34361845Memories of women i fucked or who were wearing revealing outfits>>34361854Why do anything?>>34361882I'm planning to hitch hike around and call my homelessness "backpacking". This is the final nail in my attempts to be a normie.I just wanted a nice gf to settle with. I hate life so much.>>34361902Great tip, thanks. I am trying to get some cash together for ultralight equipment.
GenderWho's the most fuckable digimon?
>>34361905it's a vibes thing. like, you read it and you just tweak it in your imagination to be hotter. there are very few smut that i've read where the poor writing was so bad i couldn't get off to it. i mean that's like saying the plot of lemon stealing whores was so unbelievable that you couldn't get off to that random woman getting fucked hard
>>34361906he told me he used a hammock for sleeping most of the time, but he was homeless in hawaii where it was pretty warm and there was enough trees to tie it to, obviously wouldn't work in more urban areas
Femanons, is asking for consent hot?
>>34360360listening to some kino rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGWGxDBFewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9tb_b6y5tshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXhR1YFD5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko59AQfm1FUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywNDprLjQQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgkrEPCn1wU>>34361895thx <3>>34361899iktf I love dark chocI got a hershey's cookies and cream yesterday but then haribos later>>34361906>I'm planning to hitch hike around and call my homelessness "backpacking"so it's not out of necessity? just stay safe out there brev>>34361907Lilithmon is a baddie desu
Is it time to get a practice gf again? I want a real gf but they're not for sale
>>34361845Whatever is in the usual WMBF thread on /gif/
>>34361908>the plot of lemon stealing whores was so unbelievable that you couldn't get off to that random woman getting fucked hardunironically I cant.
>>34361901Silently? Are you watching in public or don't like the fake moans?
>>34361915Between Lilithmon, angewomon, and ladydevimon, who is the most fuckable?
>>34361891No. Porn
>>34361914>>34361917>all the bait posters out in full force again uugh
>>34361915Don't reply to me, sexpest.
>>34361914Yes
>>34361906Do you actually want gear recommendations or are you just throwing a pity party?If you want some help I need more information. What kind of climate you're in and what kind of places you expect to be sleeping. Like are you trying to hold a job and stay in town stealthily or are you cool with being out in the woods and going wherever?>>34361922The fake moans give me secondhand embarrassment and take me out of it yeah
>>34361863Women mocking the men? Don't be absurd. That would require the women to read and respond to the men's posts, which just doesn't happen.
>>34361908Femanon or anon?
>>34361915Yeah. It's my last resort. I lost my job, can't find a room to rent, my social circle is tiny and I've already had to couchsurf repeatedly recently because this situation is untenable and unstable. To say it's making my mental health regress is an understatement.This time last year I was getting lovebombed by the woman of my dreams. Life is awful.>>34361911I'm looking at mats and sleeping bags. A hammock could work, though.
>>34361919This is relevant to my interests.
>>34361856Well there's no bad blood between us and I apologized to her. The last thing I'd want is bad blood and I hate to wrong others.Dogs don't really have the kind of capicity for self control of a human and in that moment I didn't really take that as just "fun". It was loud, as if she wasn't joking, that's part of the "goof", but it crossed the line from a mere joke. A woman shreiking at the top of her lungs for a full second in your car with open windows with a person nearby, really? I don't think I need to explain why that would have elicited as "wtf are you doing...." kind of response.I don't seek to justify anything though, I see this as divided from the grounds of justification. Nevertheless, we're good now, glory to God.
>>34361930Maybe they just count the (You)s and leave.
>>34361908>like saying the plot of lemon stealing whores was so unbelievable that you couldn't get off to that random woman getting fucked hardI would say that though?It ceases to be porn and becomes some kind of avant garde comedy.
I did, in fact, make it home safely
>>34361929>gear recommendations or pity party?Both. Ultralight shit is expensive. I'll be in a relatively temperate climate, not snowing but probably a few nights near freezing temp.I'll be using common areas in small towns, so as to avoid junkies in cities.Bonus points; I despise the outdoors
>>34361932You don't have family you can live with? I wasn't in a destitute situation like you but I had to make the decision between renting for thousands per month or moving back in with my parents a few months ago and I chose the latter. I think it was the right decision and I had essentially no relationship with them for the past 7 years but they're fine with me staying. If you have 0 social circle and you have no job, I'd try reaching out to family, no matter how distant the relative. Being homeless sucks
>>34361932they have tent-hammock type things that zip over you to stop bugs and rain. i have also found that those cheapo little silver heat reflector sheets work amazingly to stay warm. sorry about your life circumstances, i think a lot of people who haven't faced homelessness don't realize how easy it is for anyone to find themselves in that situation
>>34361940Better luck next time.
>>34361934>A woman shreiking at the top of her lungs for a full second in your car with open windows with a person nearby, really? I don't think I need to explain why that would have elicited as "wtf are you doing...." kind of response.Don't you think hitting her even if it was just a tap was literally the worst thing you could have done if that's why you're concerned about her being loud?I assure you most women can tell the difference between "shrieking out of fear" and a "hurr durr" screech.
>>34361933In what way?
Guess what plant this is
>>34361927lel>>34361932I'm really sorry man, that really sucks. I was also couchsurfing for a whileik it feels humiliating but see if anyone is willing to help you out/let you crash at theirs regardless, it's worth a shot how much money do you have atm? maybe speak to your landlord also about the situation>looking at mats and sleeping bagsidk where you live but yeah, if you can afford it get a sleeping bag and mat, tarp and waterproofs, thick coat and socks. have some kind of toiletries bag and I found wet wipes really useful also. see what support is available in your area also. when I was in a similar situation I usually just spent all day walking around, or in the library, then found a food bank (or robbed somewhere if I was really hungry...) and tried to find somewhere quiet/sheltered to crash>>34361937>children is the most fuckable4chan moment>>34361940hoorayy
>>34361955jalapeno
is forcing women into shitty situations where they can't do anything but acknowledge you a good mating strategy? once you've done this is there a way to recover/obtain forgiveness?
>>34361946>try reaching out to familythis too 100%nta but I live with my sister (who I'd hardly seen in years), if it wasn't for her I'd be homeless lol>>34361917>Is it time to get a practice gf againit's time to look in the mirror bro>>34361923tough call kek but lilithmon > ladydevimon > angewomon for me
>>34361955No.
>>34361958No, they're vengeful.
>>34361958What are you talking about? Give an example of this "shitty situation"
>>34361955The same as the last time.
>>34361955Tomato?
>>34360113I saw her really late, but yeah.
>>34361943>Ultralight shit is expensiveIt is. Backpacking is not a poor person's hobby I saved for a year to go and it wasn't enough.Being homeless with backpacker gear though? Comparatively bougie to your other options.>I despise the outdoors Do not do thisJust deal with the sheltersBut if you insist, try and get a used osprey pack. At least 50 liters. The less money you have to spend on gear the bigger a pack you're going to need. The thing that makes you the coldest while sleeping is the ground. You need a good sleeping bag or quilt but without enough r value under you it's pointless. I'd go with at least 5 if it's going to be near freezing.Mice will find and eat your food. And they will eat through all your gear to get it. Do NOT sleep with food anywhere near your other stuff. I got a bear can because it's the lazy option but it's also the heavy option.How are you planning on dealing with the small town junkies using the same spaces as you? They'll be there. Just try to find a publicly available power outlet after dark, you'll find em. If you are planning on sleeping in town you will be dealing with other homeless people and the cops unless you find a really good place to hide. But odds are if you're traveling your really good place to hide that you found is already some homeless guys spot.
>>34361949>Don't you think hitting her even if it was just a tap was literally the worst thing you could have done if that's why you're concerned about her being loud?No? I really don't.>I assure you most women can tell the difference between "shrieking out of fear" and a "hurr durr" screech.I'm not gonna get into an argument about this. A shriek is a shriek and it's not typical that a women shrieks out the window at passersby. No need to argue about it anyways, the concerned parties with any actual knowledge have long settled this.
>>34361967No, it's clearly a pepper variant.
What's the optimal number of children?2 is too little. Plus they will only have each other so if they don't get along it really sucks. 3, I'm not sure. I don't want any of them to be the third wheel. I think 4 would be best. Or maybe 5 at most. More than that and you're guranteed lots of fighting.
>>34361974Well excuuuuuuuse me, pepperincess.
>>34361955Shishito pepper?
>>34361955That's a pepper. I don't know what kind. I'll guess Habanero.
>>34361977NPepper.
>>34361978>>34361957You're right that it's a pepper, but the variety is incorrect.
i love men w warm sweaty chubby handsa dying breed really
>>34361983You ain't be comin' here to brag about a reaper for internet points, is you?
>>34361959>tough call kek but lilithmon > ladydevimon > angewomon for meSo you clearly have a type lel
>>343619750
>>34361983my next guess is scotch bonnet. or maybe even thai chili? its clearly a little skinny one
>>34361987Shut up Satan.
>>34361975Mif money and time was no object, I think 4 would be ideal desu, two pairs each close in age>>34361986>you clearly have a type lelripperino>>34361984feed them more and turn up the heating
>>34361990why? i don't want kids, so it's the optimal number lol. sorry for not pushing your weird natalist propaganda
>>34361985I wish, but I'm too much of a bitch to even eat those, let alone grow em.>>34361980>>34361989It is a type a chili. Here's a big hint: It's quite commonly used in asian food and it's quite hot
>>34361987MThis.Miss me with that noise.
>>34361975I'm the oldest of 4I think 3 would have been fine but I'm glad to have the last one. I wouldn't worry about the third wheel thing though. Everyone gets a turn being the third wheel depending on what we're doing at the time because not everyone shares all the same interests. My mom said that someone once told her "past 5 it only gets more expensive not more chaotic"
>>34361963can't you just transmute that into good sex?>>34361964I humiliated them in front of a bunch of people over ignoring me, now I have an open window to tell and talk to them about whatever I want but they're "collecting it as evidence"
>>34361995Ghost pepper?
I’m having a schizo momentWhy the fuck did this stain dry into a perfect cross
>>34361975I miss the femanon who used to post arguments for why 5 children was optimal. I disagreed, but I miss those arguments.
>>34361983I knew it wasn't a jalapeno! I don't know what it is, but I got something right.
>>34361995Birds eye? They do be skinny.
>>34361995serrano?
>>34361999Closer but nope. Nice trips by the way>>34362005Nope>>34362004DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
>>34361955longfinger
>>343619754. 2 would be the second best option>>34361995Sichuan? The leaves look a bit different but that'd my guess
>>34360360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmLmhuBaoo
>>34362000repent, sinner
>youngest of 4 kids>born in 1985, 1987, 1989, 1996 (me)>I felt like an only child at timesDon't do this to your kids anon
>>34362015I don't think your parents meant to have you, anon. They did not do it to you on purpose.
>>34361880That is what I do as a neurotypical. It's moids who play retarded games because they want to dodge my filters and vetting, only wanting to say and do things that I approve of, but they don't always know what I want to hear so they try to be vague and inoffensive. This is also what fucks up their dating prospects. They try to appeal to 100% of women so they make profiles and act in ways that are vague and inoffensive, thinking it'll maximize their hits. But dating is about finding your niche. Someone who would be into their openly expressed niche skips over them because they come off as a bunch of generic toadies.
>>34362017Oh I know I was an accident, hence my post. Ironically, I'm my mom's favorite child
>>34362006>WINNER:) yay I hope my botanist father is proud of me>>34362015If it makes you feel any better it sure doesn't look like they did it on purpose
>>34361969I loved her
>>34362018i don't disagree with this at all. men play a lot of games to try and "win" you over instead of actually looking for compatibility and authenticity. but women also pull this shit sometimes. just less
I'm kind of a faggot tbqh.
I love women, they're nice to me :)
>>34361940That's good
genderwas anyone else an accident? How does it make you feel?
>>34362026They're good communicators tbqh
>>34362028F. No, very wanted.
>>34361999>Ghost pepper?That very rarely used in Asian foods. lmao
>>34362028FI was the next try after a miscarriage, so no.
>>34362028I was wanted but my parents broke up when I was a baby and then I wasn't really wanted.
>>34362028FYeah. Like she should have gotten an abortion. Neither of them were ready and I don't think they would have stayed together let alone got married without the pressure that my existence (and my dad's mom) put on them.
>>34362032Isn't it an indian pepper?
>>34362030then why are they all dead silent when I talk to them
>>34362015My only siblings are also MUCH older.
>>34362038What did you speak?
>>34362037Sure, but Asia is big.
FUCKING ANUS
>>34362036You turned out fucking hot despite all that.
Tick tock, femanons, another day closer to menopause!
>>34362038you're boring and not cute
>>34361993it was joke
atoga is just little boys
>>34362040anything, usually I'm trying to engage with them in some productive manner, I'm a musician>>34362047why do they like cute? I'm strong and mean looking but I'm harmless and sweet
>>34362049I'm ACTUALLY an unc.
>>34361997My parents come from big families and the siblings are basically strangers. I don't like that.>>34362001maybe she was my soulmate and now we'll never meet :(
>>34362028FI don't know if my mom knows that I know but my dad was always open about it. He told me many times that he couldn't believe that the most important thing in his life happened by accident. They divorced when I was 3 and neither was a model (co-)parent but I never felt unloved or unwanted.
>>34362045It might be 20 more years. On the one hand I can't wait for that shit but on the other I'm scared to lose the natural lube factory.
>>34362049I'm not little. I'm big (fat).
>>34362051>why do they like cute? I'm strong and mean looking but I'm harmless and sweetdepends on the girl I guess, some do like strong and mean looking
>>34362015You're the mistake, lol.
>>34362057I haven't found them. My taste is my opposite so they're usually repulsed/scared outright.
>>34362049yeah, plz don't hurt me
>>34361975I think it depends how much money you have.
>>34361922NTA but i wish JAV didnt have the fixation on women screeching and whining. no idea how thats meant to be sexy
>>34362049I'm 31 though
>that one dude spamming all these F replies
>>34362028MYeah. Nothing really? God wanted me to be here.
>>34362059I just act all cute (mostly because I can't help myself) and they like it
>>34362049actually I'm a little mantho I'd rather be a little mermaid>>34362065F in the chat
Why do I look skinny af despite being 185 at 6’2”?
>>34362028MMy mom wanted to baby trap my dad
>>34362028my parents certainly made me feel like I was a mistakeI'm sure mom wanted a girl
>>34362070All the weight is contained in the tumors.
>>34362062In Japanese court, sex was seen as a dirty shameful thing for women, but that it was okay to do it if one the men begged them enough because then it meant the women were just doing it out of pity and not because they liked it.
>>34362068I want to put people like you on poles.
>>34362065F Anon here. I actually HATE having the right to vote.
>>34362078Voting was always fake.
how do men lift sofas and fridges my themselves
>>34362080we were strong enough to kill mammoths and eat them
>>34362076I don't act like a fag anon, I'm just shy and they find it cute
>>34362080Having a good understanding of physics helps.
>>34362083still, I see any dude happy with a female and the thought crosses my mind because women are never that at ease or happy around me
>>34362080https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_machine
>>34362080We intentionally design furniture items to make them small enough for men but too big for women.This is our insurance policy, this is how we ensure that women can't just get rid of us.
>>34362085well if it makes you feel any better my ex dumped me last year and I've been miserable and depressed since then
>>34362080I don't think men carry sofas by themselves. And you don't need to have a pp to merely lift one side.Fridges aren't heavy, they're hard to move because they're big and you don't see shit when you're holding one.
>>34362080I sincerely doubt anyone here has done that
>>34362080Sofas and fridges are a lot lighter than they look.
Oh, little Dewey, your comedic mischief never fails to amuse me.
>>34362080You just put them on your back. Are you stupid?
>>34362094One trip.
>>34362080I've always lifted sofas and fridges with somebody else (unless it's a small fridge or couch), doing it alone just seems dumbshifting them just takes some muscle tho
either genderwhat would you do about an ex who won't let go of you if blocking and forgetting wasn't an option?
>>34362097F. Just ignore him. Maybe get my dad to threaten him.
>>34362097I don't understand how he'd be holding on. Sending me texts that I never read or answer?
>>34362097Block and forget.
>>34362097Use her for sex.
>>34362097go to the police if she tryna break into my house and shiitho I would talk to her f a m/friends if I was concerned about her mental health
Checked my blood pressure and it was 125/78 is this bad?
>>34362099Love is a toxic chemical that makes you temporarily addicted to another person.Just please, don't give him any attention at all.
>>34362097FBe firm but not mean until I snap and freak out on them in a public place and make myself look like a psycho
>>34362097>wasn't an option?Be less vague and say what your situation actually is.
>>34362097FRestraining order.
>>34362104No, entirely normal.
>>34362104No.And you don't need to keep asking us.
my blood pressure is 90/60 is that bad?
>>34362097Shoot her.
>>34361998>can't you just transmute that into good sex?Not everyone is good at that without experience.
>>34362113With my cum.
>>34361954I like the genre but have trouble finding it.
>>34362107>Be less vagueSome posters ITT would rather die.
>>34362117Sometimes I wish they would.
>Dik-diks stand about 30–40 centimetres (12–15.5 in) at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm (19.5–27.5 in) long, weigh 3–6 kilograms (6.6–13.2 lb) and can live for up to 10 years. Dik-diks are named for the alarm calls of the females. In addition to the females' alarm call, both the male and female make a shrill, whistling sound. These calls may alert other animals to predators.
>>34361984My hands are like this but they aren't chubby Annoyingly damp and sweaty even
>>34362111Death in 50 years
>>34362015yep, you're the oh whoops, looks like menopause isn't a reliable form of birth control after all
>>34362028MNot but I was like 20 when I realized by brother and best friend was actually my half brother
>>34362028F, I think I wasn't fully planned but as far as I can tell and from what they told me, they were both happy with the situation.
Women would you like to be lifted up and spun around
>>34362137No, I don't like the loss of control.
>>34362137Yes please
>>34362111It's low but that's only a problem if it causes other symptoms like dizziness.
Women, would you like to be folded up and compressed into a tiny sphere, then thrown through a basketball hoop for 2 points?What if it was for 3 points?
>>34362139Would you like to lift up men and spin those men around instead?
>>34362139JH moment.
>>34362137I do like that.
Chunk of my tooth fell out, oh dear
woman would you like to be eaten?
>>34362148Maybe you should go to a dentist they can glue it back on
>>34362149Don’t be weird
>>34362140>>34362146plap
>>34362137No. Only lifted
>>34362152Already threw it away. I let my mouth rot due to years of neglect, it’s kinda over for me
Used to be that. But now it's.
>>34362153I meant like oral sex anon...
>>34362137only if he was my bf
>>34362158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDvr87GTA
>>34362161Sure you do...
>>34362159Nice try. I'm not brushing my teeth.
>>34362161Then say the actual expression.
>>34362165I am and I floss now, that’s why these rotten pieces are breaking off
both gendersI've been out of a relationship for like 5 months, we haven't talked since then. Right after we broke up we had a severe emergency at work, which caused a long term aftermath of renovations and delegation with state officials and such, and this is still an ongoing process today and I'm responsible for a lot of the restoration process. It was the most stressful winter I've ever had to go through and it was fucking brutal most days. Ironically I have become a much stronger, wiser and more capable person and I have way more confidence in myself. On one hand, I can't imagine being in that relationship again. When I think of the details I ask myself how I stayed as long as I did or rather how I didn't see how much bull shit there was. On the other hand, I've cut a lot of BS and people out of my life as I've grown and such and days like today, which are a little lonelier, I still think of her. I think of good times and small moments like sitting on the couch having a treat together. I can't tell if I miss her or if I just miss having a connection. Is this normal? We dated for almost two years and I was about to propose to her. I dunno. I really loved her. She didn't put anywhere near as much effort into the relationship as I did and she was half-in-half-out for like the first 6-7 months.
>>34362158Why not spun
Sleepy but no thick moid chest to rest my head on...
>>34362028My granpa cheated on his wife and had my mom, I shouldn't be here if my grandad was a horny dog. Now I'm cursed with the boredom of existence
Thought I would do a 100 push ups today. Only managed 50. Did 15x2 them i could barely do 10 had to do last 10 between breaks. Used to be able to do a 100 then run a few kilometres then do some more but that's when I boxed.
>>34362137Yeah>>34362143I would do it for the vine
>>34362171Hairy or hairless
>>34362144I did in fact lift up my moid earlier today. >>34362145Absolutely not.
>>34362175hairless, hairy irritates my face skin
>>34362174>>34362146>>34362140If biological female, how many of you are into ddlg?
>>34362171*breath sounds*
>>34362179very male bluevalk coded post
>>34362178Ew
>>34362174>vineMILLENNIAL SPOTTED
>>34362178Gross no
Shower drunk is the best drunk.
>>34362188I managed to not drink any alcohol another weekend.
>>34362188*slips and breaks neck*
>>34362181You wound me, sir.
>>34362188Can't relate. Drunk showers are a bad place for me I even have a self pitying sad playlist specifically for it.
>>34362190Yes please.
>>34362191terribly sorry
>>34362188No? The best drunk is being with people you love
>>34362193You won't die you'll just have to wear a neck brace
>>34362192Hope you're alright bud.
>>34362195I wouldn't mind having someone I love in the shower with me...
is this realand if it's realdoes a huge cock have superpowers like this? for real thoughbeiter?
>>34362199Also an extremely great experience, showering with someone is so sweet and intimate
>>34362198I don't drink very often any more. After the ulcer I switched to weed so it's a special occasion thing now. I'm glad you like drunk showers.
>>34362204>I switched to weedCan't use weed rn. Job hunting.
Stop putting this pseud shitnon my 4chan, foids
>>34362202Big dicks and him cumming fast are my weakness, yes. The best is when you're sore after and reminded of how big he is for three days.
>>3436220680 IQ post
>>34362206I can’t believe that fag bought a 4chan ad
>>34362199NtaThis is only fun if the bathroom is relatively warm lol>>34362202I'm more interested in whatever the fuck Ricardo was up to to get his rating
>>34362206what am i looking at
>>34362206>foids thats the "singularity schizo", he posts crap like "we are all one, it was always just me after all" itt
>34362207Real big hands.
>>34362207
>>34362210it's pretty funny tho
>>34362213Proofs? I believe you but I still want evidence.
>>34362216The older I get the more fascist I become
>>34362212Idgi either
>>34362177oh I'm hairless
>>34362211>warmThat's what you have each other for
>>34362170Dizzy, scary
>>34362227Only one or two spins nothing crazy
>>34362178Ew, fuck off.
>>34362218this is the user that created the article it links to and also the one that edited it the most https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ImmortalRationalistalso, the article itselt (as well as the website it sometimes links to), are just yapping about le "why do I experience the human experience from my POV"
>>34362223Nah he's right. It's all fun and games until you step out of the shower and suddenly you're both just cold and wet.
everyoneI just wanted to point out that I am THIS badass.
>>34362202If you have more than 5 inches it's a technique game. More than 7 and your main goal is not hurting her unless your dick and her vagina are shaped just right so that you miss the cervix and end up under/kind of behind it which is fun in moderation but can make me puke and I need like 3 days between sex sessions so it's just not sustainable. I'll take 6 1/2 over anything bigger than that any day.>>34362223Some part of me is going to be cold if the bathroom is cold and I'm sharing a single showerhead with another person it's just a fact.
>>34362232You don't dry yourselves off before stepping out? Skill issue.
>>34362232There is no truer expression of love than handing them their towel first in a cold bathroom
>>34362234>shaped just right so that you miss the cervix and end up under/kind of behind it which is fun in moderationit genuinely makes me want to puke that I will never have this with a woman."compatibility" stuff is pure cope for dickcels like meit's over!
>>34362237Do you dry off with the water running? Because unless it's warm in the room the water is where the warm comes from.
7 inches is kinda the worst length. Long enough to poke and hurt and be uncomfortable but not long enough to be impressive/"long". It's a special kind of hell
>>34362245does your money grow on trees?
Have we reached the point where we can no longer afford to heat our bathrooms?
>>34362245Nobody is forcing you to keep your home as cold as a morgue.
>>34362249yes
>>34362246Eh, seems kind of perfect. I'm essentially as big as she can possibly take, depending on the position. It makes foreplay important for her to be able to take deeper positions. It's nice.
>>34362207Moid hands.
>>34362247No? I don't understand what money has to do with this.
>>34362250nta but have you seen the oil prices lately?
>>34362257do mommy and daddy pay your water and heating bills?
>>34362244Why do you want to make me vomit?Do you want women to be afraid to commit because they can't handle it frequently?>>34362249We've been there since childhood lol
>>34362202>is this realNo.>does a huge cock have superpowers like this?No.
>>34362228Maybe one
>>34362263No? How poor are you?
>>34362137Only during sex.>>34362145Fix your radar.>>34362188Slipping in the shower while drunk makes my life flash before my eyes and scares me off of drinking at home for months at a time.
Good lord I love pasta
>>34362266>Why do you want to make me vomit?no woman ever liked the look of smaller dick. there's this video of drunk sluts trying to get a look at a nude muscular dude's dick and when one of them gets a look she walks out with her small finger up, making fun of a small dicksmall dick energyetcsmall dicks or even smaller-average ones bad..big dick energy goodso making you vomit is a risk that's more than worth it if I could make you feel even better.
>>34362176>I did in fact lift up my moid earlier today.ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A FEMANON
>>34362287He's 190lbs and it was only briefly. I do be strong tho.
>>34362281>Only during sex.Do you have *any* opinions that can withstand the BWC?
>>34362045Bro, your sperm rots quicker than our eggs. Gtfo.
>>34362291>190lbs86kg is not little, Miss Piledriver.
>>34362287>>34362292This attitude is so cringe and weird
>>34362070Because you are.t. 249 @ 5'8
>>34362285The ideal dick (6- 6 1/2) is not that visually striking unless it's attached to someone you already like I'll give you that much and no more
>>34362294Yeah, he's fiine.
>>34362291Jesus, that's 50 pounds heavier than me. Is he really tall or just fat?
>>34362097MaleI'm not one to block anyone (as opposed to just removing from my contacts list) unless they give me a reason, but if they do give me a reason, then blocking obviously is an option.>ex who won't let go of youTell her that it's over and that her blowing up your messages won't do any good. Then block if she still doesn't listen.
>>34362292It's not about BWC. It's about putting my faith in someone else who hasn't given me a reason to withhold it. I acknowledge I'm scared of being dropped, not being held, so I'll be okay with it as long as I don't fall. And he's smart enough to do that stupid "pretend" to drop me to scare me that'd automatically make me revoke my trust. The dick involved just makes it marginally more worth the risk of falling.
>>34362284Pasta good.
Guys, I might lose my virginity this week. I'm kinda worried about not lasting long (I can finish myself off with my raw hand in a minutes time); should I do nofap until I have sex so at least the amount will be impressive?
I could pick>him upI could give him a very unstable piggyback ride.I could probably pick my dad up briefly but I don't want to hurt his back.
>>34362305It's your first time. It's going to be a little awkward no matter what you do. Calm down.
>>34362300He's 6'2, has lots of muscles and just the right amount of fat. His body composition is perfect for my taste.
>>34362281>Slipping in the shower while drunkSkill issue.
>>34362298I don't understand what you're giving me and what not.I just know that the risk of making women puke from pain due to cervix pressure is better than being small-ish
>>34362305Don't fornicate
>>34362305I've known more guys who said they couldn't cum the first time than guys who said they came too quickly.
>>34362305>so at least the amount will be impressivebro really thinks porn is real life
>>34362311Sorry I don't have bigfoot feet like you to grip every imperfection of the bathtub floor.
>>34362318Just don't slip nigga it's not that difficult.
>>34362312It's really not thoughIf I had to pick between a slightly too small dick and a slightly too big dick the smaller dick is way more pleasant in actual practice. A big dick doesn't really count for anything but ego because you can't show it to anybody who doesn't already want to fuck you. They would already want to fuck you. Unless you've got a legitimate micro once you've gotten to that point you're in unless you fuck up. My timer just went off I have to go give an old lady a sweet potato, good luck with this.
How do I find a girl like this to fix? Where are they hidden?
>>34362322I have poor balance when my hair is wet. Also fuck you, you don't have the pass.
>>34362318https://www.walmart.com/ip/SlipX-Solutions-Adhesive-Bath-Treads-Tub-Tattoos/44463430You need duckies
>>34362324why would someone who also needs fixing, be the one to fix you?maybe its just cause im getting old but wow this new influx of "le mentally ill" personas spawning everywhere are just the worst. i'd say go to therapy but we both know you dont need it, youre a normal person larping as mentally ill, the question is just if youre doing it on purpose or not.
Am I the asshole for telling my wife to lose weight or else telling her that we won't have kids?
>>34362332Depends on her weight. If she's morbidly obese, that's reasonable. But if she's just a few pounds overweight, then that's a bit of an extreme reaction.
>>34362325>I have poor balance when my hair is wetNigga what? Is this a black girl thing? Is this why you're all so worried about getting your hair rained on?
>>34362028MMy mom gave up on graduate school to have meI feel shitty just being a walmart employee
>>34362327I'm not four years old. Also they wouldn't help much, it's not just the slipperiness of the floor.
>>34362332go back to red**t baitman
>>34362310>tall with muscles>perfect for my tastethat's like saying you're a tree and water is perfect for your taste.
>>34362328Please reread my post
>>34362337I'll kill you.
>>34362341Yes, and?
Whats the new meta for dating apps?
>>34362323>My timer just went offnice "i have a life" roleplaying, you'll be answering others lol.most women will want to try the bigger, and ignore the smaller.
>>34362315I think that's due to nervousness. I'm not nervous, but I am very excited so it's definitely going to happen
>>34362339>it's not just the slipperiness of the floorSo then it's a skill issue
>>34362116I wish there was a BLEACHED to produce high quality stuffI kinda hate most of the wmbf that exists because it's all gross shock pornI just want to watch a sexy black woman get railed by a white cock
>>34362353Let's see YOU balance on one foot in the shower with your eyes closed.
>>34362346It's not perfect for your taste, it's the perfect taste for every woman.
>>34362339this bitch got vertigo
>>34361535I’ll stay single just for you I promise
>>34362315Most guys say they can't cum the first time because most sex havers lose their virginity at 14 and unintentionally popping a cherry isn't the most attractive situation
>>34361919Shalom
>>34362345I'm simply trying to understand your plight.
>>34362355Most porn is gross shock porn to me. I only like video porn that's been vetted by people with good taste and shared with me directly.
>>34362305Dont worry about it more than you already will, first time I had sex I couldn't nut. Same thing happened to a couple of my buddies too.
remember when my psychologist told me that dating apps were hell for both women and men, and gave me an example about how this woman agreed to go out with a man that had agreeden to meet her SISTER too LMAOshe was basically saying "there's chads who fuck all the women in there" and trying to comfort me!should I tell her about this? it's been 3 years or so since she told me that and i havent talked to her in 2 months!:
>>34362357Yes, I got that the first time you said it. I don't see the issue with women liking healthy, well developed male bodies.
>>34362358Maybe. I did too much spinning as a kid.>>34362362No. You're "trying" to make me mad, and it's working.
Gf sucked my dick as soon as I woke up and made me coffee, life’s good here to Chadville. Reminder to have sex incels lmao
>>34362372You need to get some friends
>>34362350Nah I also have to make myself food and there's no convincing you. I'll be back in like 20 minutes but we're done talking about this.>>34362356Why would you do that sober let alone drunk? If you only have one leg you should just get a shower chair lol.
>>34362361Sorry for your unfortunate homosexuality
>>34362372Sorry about your girl bro, enjoy my sloppy seconds
>>34362377How do you wash your feet in the shower?
>>34362324Not here. Femanons are unstable and self-harm when people give them attention.
Does anyone else ever sometimes find it surreal when they remember that sex is a real thing?
>>34362371>You're "trying" to make me mad, and it's workingThat's an unfortunate side effect.
>>34362382nta but i sit down to do that
>>34362386I had sex earlier today and it felt surreal whilst happening. It's absolutely a weird concept.
>>34362382nta but I just bend down.
I don't think I'm gonna cry or feel particularly strong emotions if/when I get proposed to. I think I'll just feel kind of relieved that I don't have to be totally poor anymore. Makes me kind of sad. Is anyone actually in love? Why do women cry about rings and shit.
>>34362382Also why do you have your eyes closed?
>>34362388Suuuure.>>34362391>>34362394Well I balance on one foot. Maybe you guys are just doing things the easy ways.>>34362397I don't like water in my eyes.
>>34362359I'm flattered. Maybe spite can be a good way for you to cope.
>>34362399>Well I balance on one foot. Maybe you guys are just doing things the easy ways.Nta I do this I don't think there's an easier way. It shouldn't be that hard
>>34362396If you wanna get proposed to as a man then I'm sorry to say but you might be gay
>>34362409I swear to god every poster in this thread forgets where they are
>>34362365Not sure if people on /gif/ had good taste but I guess there are decent vids
>>34362399>Suuuure.Why do you oppose the pursuit of knowledge? Don't you work for a school?
>>34362404It's not that hard while sober, no. But, like we're discussing, it's harder while drunk.
>>34362415This ain't LGBT bruh
>>34362396>Is anyone actually in love? Yeah, 10/10 would recommend.>Why do women cry about rings and shitIt wasn't really about the ring. I was just really happy that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me.
>>34362416They usually have awful taste. Thank God for being able to search the catalog. There isn't always a thread for it up, though.
>>34362336She' 185 at 5'3".
>>34362418I was going to respond angrily, but I forget what I was mad about now.
>>34362428get a new wife
>>34362419I know you were talking about doing it drunk. Unless you're completely shitfaced you can still balance on one foot and if you need to use one of your arms to support yourself
>>34362429Me. You were mad about me. Unless of course you were mad about two things.
I was gone. Now I am here.
>>34362428Bro I'm into fat girls and this is too much even for me.
>>34362428...Woof.
>>34362428Quite portly
>>34362424Does wmlf not do enough for you because you too african?
>>34362443>>34362442>>34362441>>34362434The sad part of this is that I'm also 185 lbs...but I'm 6'3"
>>34362428Still a lower BMI than bv
>>34362435I'd argue that you don't need to be THAT drunk to have issues balancing on one foot, even with a free hand for support against a wet, slippery wall.Just admit it's reasonable.>>34362436I'm always mad about something. I started thinking about my car troubles again and that distracted me from being generally mad at you.
>>34362386kinda, though must be pretty normal to normie sexhaversdesu I don't really think about it in day to day lifethe older I get the more I think I might be asexual or something>>34362369>she was basically saying "there's chads who fuck all the women in there" and trying to comfort me!was she really saying that though lol
>>34362444I've never seen a thread for that before. But it is definitely easier to self insert if the woman has darker skin.
I want a foid to spit on my face
Sexting is fucking awful, how do you do it?
>>34362447>car troublesWhat's going on?
>>34362452By being horny enough that it doesn't matter.
>>34362456>Horny>wait 2 minutes for reply>"Yeah I'd let you fuck me I guess"I was literally watching vid related in the backroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xos-FwYVK0c
>>34362188once I slipped in the shower when I was drunk though and slid down the bath like a scene from home aloneshower beer is good tho>>34362163lol banger>>34362158https://youtu.be/96jCKcZOyrk>>34362158it's in the normal range but the dys is a little lol, not a cause of concern for a young person though unless you're presenting other symptoms
>>34362452I don't do it.
>>34362447Yh it's pretty reasonable
>>34362104another one loolthe sys is a little above the normal range (over 120), maybe do some more repeat reading at rest tonight/in the morning
>>34362452This >>34362456.>>34362453Every time I have it serviced, it comes back worse than when I left it. They fucked up the oil cap again, I think, and then when I got that fixed it feels like it's being noisier than usual, too.
>>34362466Vindication feels so good.
>>34362099>>34362107sorry for the not being more specific, to give some context we have a lot of mutual friends and the breakup wasn't bitter so we still hang out and see each other a lot. when we hang out she still hangs around me all the time, has to stand right next to me, makes physical contact a lot, laughs at everything i say, sticks around until i leave and then leaves with me, etc. basically everything shy of straight up telling me she's still into me. she also makes lots of vague posts herself on instagram, posting pics of places she's been saying stuff that boils down to "wish you were here" and liking every one of my posts. she's a really nice girl but it's pretty clear she hasn't moved on months later and i wish she would for both of our sakes.>>34362106>be firmwhat would you say? that's what i'm leaning towards but i'm not really sure what to say, i'm afraid she'll lie and say i'm misinterpreting things because she hasn't outright asked me to take her back and then make a scene to our mutual friends like i'm the one in the wrong. i mean i don't think she's a bad person who'd do that but it's a possibility.
>>34362382Why do you need to close your eyes to wash your feet?>>34362447If I'm so drunk that I can't wash my feet I definitely don't care enough to do it I don't understand you>>34362452Just don't
atoga, are you happy? do you do things that make you happy?
>>34362472>sorry for the not being more specificjesus i sound like i'm an eslposter, sorry for that too
tfw no american gf who can get changed to go out this quickly https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m75lgPRY4ZQ
>>34362469It's sad how hard it is to get good automotive work done these days.
>>34362480it's by design, automotive companies do it on purpose so general service mechanics can't easily fix cars anymore, you have to get some bullshit technician specialised in that vehicle
>>34362475My eyes are closed for most of the time I'm washing my body and hair.And I don't get tipsy, I go straight to drunk. It's why I usually don't do anything that requires attention while drinking, like cooking.
>>34362428>>34362336Your gf is fine to cary your fat and possibly autistic children.
I NEED A CIGARETTE!!!
>>34362476Yes, yes.>>34362480I consider it a necessity since I'm dumb when it comes to cars and can't do it myself.
>>34362483I close my eyes when I wash my hair but I usually look when I'm scrubbing idk what to tell you you're weird.
>>34362486same, my vape ran out earlier and can't afford another pod
>>34362486You can have one of mine g
FemanonWhat was the last good movie you watched?
>>34362476MYeah, right now. Not always, but I could do better at that, like not coming here
>>34362493really? for free??>>34362491are vapes better or worse than regular cigarettes?
>>34362495The new Naked Gun was surprisingly pretty good.
>>34362488Okay I'm weird.
Would a castration destroy my romantic desire?
>>34362483While you're washing your hair I understand but closing your eyes while washing your body is pretty weird
I think I can't eat sausages for dinner anymore.I feel so disgustingly full, like actually swollen and my heartrate is even elevated.You ever found out any eating issues you had of things that used to work out before?
>>34362498>are vapes better or worse than regular cigarettes?probably just as bad, I only get em cause an £8 pod can last me almost 2 weeksprefer ciggies tho, when I had money I caned marlboro reds
Fat women are disgusting
>>34362480Give it another 15-20 years and automotive work is going to be expensive as shit as the complexity to work on vehicles increases. Mechanics will still make peanuts and work 60 hour weeks tho lol
>>34362498It's on me dawg
>>34362507I agree, bring them to my house and I will make them skinny
>>34362502Fine. Just another example of me apparently being retarded.
>>34362507There is no need to gender this, all fatties are disgusting. Male and female.
>>34362507I have to finesse asking a girl to lose weight while not implying she's ugly (she is)
>>34362495Probably Iron Lung.Real quality stuff there, markimoo.Bout to watch guardians of the galaxy 3 for funsies.
>>34362476MI'm pretty unhappy feels like nothings going my way past few years. Sometimes
>>34362517Rubbing my moobs and boyclit to this post
>>34362515You're not retarded just a bit weird
Any March Madnessfags here? Who do you have winning?
>>34362487>can't do it myself.Sell your bootyhole to a shade tree mechanic.
>>34362507Fat people in general disgust me.
>>34362527Nobody knows or cares what that is.
>>34362401Yea maybe. Thanks for your help
>>34362523If you say so.>>34362528If I'm selling my ass, it's for a whole new car, not a fucking oil change.
>>34362532Oh yeah I forgot you people are socially maladjusted losers. Ok, carry on
>>34362536Sorry for being a normie.
>>34362532i don't watch sports and i know what that is though
I wonder if she ever thinks of me.
>>34362515now he finally gets it
>>34362542If she did you would know it
>>34362544>he
>>34362542it's probably better for your sake if you assume she's forgotten
it'd be fine if humans just admitted they're animals, but they don't. they pretend to be sophisticated and progressing instead while still blatantly acting like animals, and that is the worse. what a wretched kind.
how the fuck do i find a lonely girl in spain that doesnt like normies and believes in Jesus bro
>>34362542I'm sure she does, but not in the same way and not nearly as frequently.
Any femanons here watched 12hrs Sebring?
>>34362551I'm only an animal in bed.
Put my tongue on dookie
>>34362507yeah but sometimes I get horny for fat women, what's wrong with me?
>>34362552Move to Mexico
>>34362558Why?
>>34362562Just like the taste of poop
>>34362552If you want a religious chick better convert to Islam.
>>34362551I love to fuck like a wild animal and roleplay as the wolf at least.
>>34362558Why?????
>>34362564most sane /atoga/ poster
I smell like pencil shavings again
>>34362567Eat the whole ass
>>34362566>tfw no bf with a knot
good news! I got some cigarettes! life is good again
>>34362573Are you fucked up
>>34362579Not enough. Interested ? ;)
>>34362574I... didn't mean physically.Yesterday a femanon asked if she could be the alien when I said I was into the predator role in roleplaying.I think I need to chose my metaphors more carefully for you lot.
>>34362581That's kinda gay. And I don't fuck dudes with shitbreath
>>34362535>If I'm selling my ass, it's for a whole new carYou have no idea what the butt economy is like...
>>34362584Stupid bitchcunt
>>34362572How
>>34362585My ass is worth a lot. I take good care of it and know how to use it.
>>34362587Gayest nigga in the seven seas award goes to you
>>34362540I'll be 34 this year>when I REALLY like them and they REALLY like meThis has happened to me exactly once. Didn't even last a year.
ppl over 30 really browse here??
>>34362596That's like the median age
>>34362592Smug anime smiling face jpeg
>>34362596We've been here since high school
>>34362602I was born in moot's fertile womb.
>>343625964chan is an old website and pretty much everyone who's been here since pre-2013 is socially stunted beyond repair.
>>34362596I've been using the site for twenty years
>>34362602you think youd grow out of it or get bored of this place by now then
>>34362596A classic
>>34362607You sound like someone who thinks that teachers live at the school
>>34362609They keep them in tanks in the furnace room, everyone knows that.
Having 4chan open in the background while you do something or you got nothing to do, is pretty easy.
>>34362476>are you happy?no I'm crying rn>do you do things that make you happy?I listen to sabrina carpenter https://voca.ro/1gI3wx4AcDvU>>34362577based, which kind?>>34362611>keep them in tanks in the furnace roomis this why JH is so hot-headed
>>34362615>is this why JH is so hot-headedShe's a teacher? God help those kids.
>>34362582I won't apologize for the confusion.
>>34362619You don't have to, silly girl. It's fine.
>>34362551and the worst part is that, for all our supposed progress, we only ever increase the scale of suffering, enslaving ourselves into systems that drain all our best time, turn our desires into time debt. we pat ourselves on the back cuz look, now we live to 80, isn't that great? and all it costs is >52% (a lowball) of your life post-childhood, all your healthiest years, oh and btw the remaining 48% you'll very likely suffer horrific medical issues, some featuring fates worse than death, all to contribute to a charade.and where exactly is it that our grand kabuki leads to? extinction in all likelihood, most likely at the hands of AI. yeah, cool status quo.and you'll read this and pretend "oh anon's just being edgy" or some other trite bullshit, so you don't have to think about what exactly you contribute to, so you can return to your charade. because the show must go on, right? gotta get that gf, career, start a family. fuck you.
>>34362621Oh you’re mkg
>>34362606idk if thats admirable or just sad
tfw no gf who i can carry and make happy and make smile with my whole being :(
>>34362542I think of cat men all the time.
>>34362624Ew no.
>>34362618well she works at a college kekshe used to be tho>>34362629miaow
>>34362622>extinction in all likelihood, most likely at the hands of AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8ENvlp_v4
Femanons, who is the female Ryan Gosling (actress whose roles typically represent your plight)?
>>34362588how what? how do I smell like that? I have no idea
>>34362621Somehow, getting called silly is worse than being insulted.
>>34362615>based, which kind?I got some pall mall because they were out of marlboros
>>34362642Yucky
>>34362551It seems you and I are the two people who do admit. What do you suggest for human population control?I swear to god if a child sees a “do not take out of their box” sign, they are going to immediately take it out when their mommy buys it for them. Or for those whose parents can’t want satisfy their spawn before paying, leave the empty container in the other end of the store. Please, have some decency humans.
>>34362642>pall mall because they were out of marlborosnice, I did the same a while ago lolwe've def talked before lol
Need pp touched
what level of molested/raped trash do you have to go down to in order to generalize humans down to all of their flaws and not see the good in anything?
>>34362641Then we probably wouldn't be a great couple if you are that neurotic about such a simple tease.
>>34362627My spring is booked up until June. I mean meow.
>>34362607Grow out of what?
>>34362653i volunteer
>>34362646why yucky? :(>>34362651probably lol I spend too much time in here (mostly lurking)
>>34362654The level I was at was my sister abusing me for years and getting away with it because my mom didn’t want to rock the boat and my dad didn’t care When someone feels like they’re invisible, they lash out to feel seen
need pp touched(by a female)
If we’re going extinct should I start camping out in my backyard until I can make it a week or so in the backwoods?
>>34362660What are you like
>>34362642>>34362651Fellow pallchads
>>34362654are you the girl that was having a melty last night?
>>34362662I do not like pall malls, they taste cheap to me, I like players and Belmonts
>>34362665You shouldn't go camping with the intent of learning how to survive innawoods, but you should go camping because it's fun.
I quit smoking ages ago but did like Pall Mall red 100s
>>34362666does it matter
>>34362660Gay
>>34362667I prefer marlboros but hey pall malls are not too bad>>34362671they were out of what I usually get though
>>34362670I think it's the incel, considering using the made up term "raped trash".
>>34362674Yeah
>>34362677That’s okay I forgive you
>>34362679ask away then
women, do you wash your G spot when you take a shower?
>>34362665How would camping in your backyard help with that?
>>34362685ASL
can't sleep, how are you?
>>3436269021, xx chromosomes, american
>>34362670No, I was the one making fun of her for 30 minutes while I ate dinner. That bitch is mentally ill
>>34362693Too young but thanks for the offer
>>34362691Doing alright, editing some backlogged photos from a few years ago and chilling. Planning on going for a run after dark because I live in the desert and it's starting to get hot again. Good luck with the insomnia, anon.
>>34362694what happened?
>>34362684thanks :D
>>34362687No>>34362691Bad
>>34362697how old r u?
>>34362699some girl got triggered because I made a post where I said my grandma said I was handsome
>>34362703
>>34362654human virtues contributed to this fucked up situation we're in, so spare me the "oh but there's good in people, you're just pessimistic!" bullshit, you mix the good and bad together, and this shitshow is the result.
>>34362698sounds like a nice plan and thank you
>>34362691Sleepy as hell, as I usually am in the hangover days. I want to go out and buy stuff though. Maybe I’ll go print some resumes and buy a vape
>>34362559High testosterone >>34362507This anon has low testosterone and or is hateful and prejudice against overweight/obese/fat people
>>34362699Some cunt was spent almost the entire day ranting about calling your child or grandchild handsome is incestuous as well as some other shit that could be summarized as perceiving your children and assigning value to them or things they do is le bad. She was obviously molested or abused as a child
>>34362701bad in what way?
>>34362667also best property in bronopoly>>34362665>should I start camping out in my backyardno enjoy electricity while it lastts>>34362662>spend too much time in here (mostly lurking)real
>>34362712I had a stroke typing this, sorry
>>343626911am, should go to be asap, but am currently laying on the couch.Paused a youtube video while looking up hiking routes for Tuesday.
>>34362706mmbn was savage for thisas a kid, I thought 30 was old...>>34362691maybe have some warm milk or smth and read a bookhope you can sleep soonmeanwhile it's midnight here I should go bed but brocrastinating
>>34362705>>34362712lol
I just wanna say that I love my gf
>>34362717>mmbn was savage for thisthat's megaman starforce 3 actually
>>34362713Doesn't matter. Why can't you sleep?
>>34362711>High testosteroneso what does it mean if for the most part I prefer skinny women?
>>34362716cute>>34362717thank you
>>34362647i don't want human population control, i want a meaningful future where i don't have to play pretend so i can MAYBE lap up the small crumbs of meaning that still exist
I just want my own farm and a wifefuck why did I play harvest moon as a kid
Imagine, if you will.A woman's bare toes, clawing at your face. Forever.
You tried to masturbate. But only urine came out of your penis, instead of semen.
>>34362723had fight with parents, drank bunch of coffee and woke up at 2pm. also my dog keeps making weird noises and walking over me. i don't think i can sleep.
>>34362732I tried to masturbate…I tried to masturbate. Only for it to lurch my ephemeral self out of the transistor state.
>>34362720cute! how is she like?
>>34362689Getting used to sleeping outside
I tried to kill the pain.But only brought more. So much more..... I lay gooning. And I'm pouring off-white regret and betrayal. I'm cumming, I'm seething, I'm screaming.Am I too lost to be saved? Am I too lost?
>>34362728why can't you get that?
>>34362655That's fair. Not everyone is compatible.
>>34362725You're making me blush...Well, I moved to the bed now and probably will try to fall asleep soon.How late is it for you? Got any specific reasons you think you can't sleep?
>>34362728Playing video games is why you want this. You've only ever interacted with the fantasy of farming, never the reality.
>>34362729But I’m wearing socks. Can’t get back to barefoot sleep unless it’s the night after I clip my nails.
>>34362729peak
>>34362739I didn't say I can't. I just don't have it yet.>>34362743>:(
>>34362738The only time I feel alive, blood in the snow, the lads liqueur.
>>34362743I think the most fun part of running an animal farm would be strangulating and slaughtering the chickens, and having the chance to make your other chickens watch and feel fear as they look upon their friend eking out his last breath.
>>34362742hope you can sleep 1:10, probably fucked up sleep schedule and my dog tho i don't want to kick her out of my room
>>34362721ohshi yeah I just looked at the screenshot properly lolnever played that one>>34362720wholesomeunless this is entj then you're a retard>>34362725hope you get some slumber soon>>34362710>print some resumes and buy a vapelol this is my plan for tues morning when I get my giro>>34362728play stardew and marry haley
>>34362691I just woke up from a nap after overeating
You belong to me. My snow white queen.
>>34362724It's an old /fit/ meme
>>34362748lmfao so hardcore
>>34362751Bro, your sleep schedule...
Men can I keep my winter blankets on year round? They are very comfy.
>>34362737You could just do that by sleeping outside you don't need the safety of the backyard so you can give up and go inside you need a comfortable inflatable sleeping pad lol
>>34362749When I worked as a repo agent one dude who was pissed about getting his Mustang towed away by me said "how can you sleep at night?" And I told him "same way I always do, on my side and in a comfortable bed."
>>34362751sounds nice, what did you have?
>>34360360who can guess the song lel https://voca.ro/1lKbvQxa7HCD
>>34362476I think I am but I still have some work to do.
>>34362750>ohshi yeah I just looked at the screenshot properly lol>never played that oneI like the starforce games (recently replayed 1) but they're nowhere near as good as the battle network games
>>34362758I'm gonna get really hot and sweaty under that
>>34362761I used to be so good and so badSex was something I just had
>>34362758I still have mine on. Wanna play a game of blanket chicken? First to take them off loses.
>>34362758yes, keep warm n cozy >>34362760>I told him "same way I always do, on my side and in a comfortable bed."lmfao legend>>34362757>sleep schedule*laughs in bipolar*
This place seems comfy
>>34362519I want to watch those
>>34362752The rain melted the last snow patch in the driveway. I’m not ready for the tree buds to assault my nose.
>>34360360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slU0PSJedbU
>>34362760cute
>>34362637It's still Ryan Gosling. Or maybe Parker Posey.
>>34362769wait til entj arrives or I get drunk>>34362773banger
>>34362772Don't scream anymore, my love 'cause all I want is youAll I want is you
Remember men, your interests are girl repellent
>>34362765>>34362767>>34362768They’re staying on until Memorial Day if I can take it.
>>34362752you sound like my friend who has albino waifus
>>34362761I made quesadillas, salad, and compound yogurt desert with a BIG tea. Nothing fancy. If you need to sleep then maybe listen to an audiobook. I've been listening to The Shadow over Innsmouth to fall asleep.
>>34362776I was looking for fun tonight
I hereby decreeNo gay sex for theeOnly for me, and me And the mouthwash of Jiang LeeNo no no!
>>34362637Fantine
>>34362782Lyrics, dude. I been posting lyrics this whole ass time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8_sWlTZaA
>>34362780Why can't I just be your winter blanket
>>34362780I also still wear a second layer of socks (thick grippy socks) on top of my normal socks.Losing heat at night? Not me, not me.
>>3436277920Ftell me your interests and ill rate them out of 10
>>34362779my highschool gf got me into zelda lol, I'd never played before playing with her>your interests don't make you interestingI agree your hobbies shouldn't be your entire personality though
>>34362687No, that's inside. Getting soap inside is bad and makes pussy sick.
Straight women are just spiritual lesbiansProve me wrong
>>34362777Trip sevens. Guess this is it
>>34362780comfy cat :3
>>34362786I want to watch that too
>>34362637'80s-early '90s Winona Ryder, 2020s Jenna Ortega.
>>34362758Tell me about your blankets.>>34362760What does that have to do with what she replied to me?>>34362749Does she keep you up?Never slept with an animal, is it different than with a person? I know cats randomly get active during the night.
>>34362762Is this from Sonic the S Factor?
>>34362791You
>>34362779Oh no I’m so demoralized graahh
>>34362779Yh probably but I think I got bigger issues than women not liking my interests
>>34362783sounds goodi don't really need to sleep desu i slept a lot last night
Why the FUCK is it hotter inside my apartment than it is outside? It was 25 degrees hotter last night. And in the winter, it was colder inside than it was outside when the heat wasn't on. Opening a window doesn't help at all.
>>34362728I played harvest moon as a kid.
>>34362793if your pussy gets sick do you get a runny pussy?
>>34362800>Sonic the S Factoryess the screenshot's from that, based ROM hack enjoyer
You is the formal version of thou. Apparently the bible is written informally.
>>34362791Pretending to be a college aged foid on a Mongolian basket weaving forum for (You)s
>>34360235for me it's language if someone can't take a slur or scoffs at unconventional words and sentences then that's the surest sign they're a p-zombie and thus basically an insect to be disregarded for anything but practical necessity.
>>34362791Ewww, only 20?How do I get the women over 30 interested in talking with me?
>>34362791NTA, but try mine: GeographyGothic Rock and Industrial Music Medieval Fantasy shit (LotR, Skyrim, Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire)
>>34362811Keep these retarded dude weed lmao thoughts in /x/ where they belong, subhuman piece of shit
>>34362804Oh. I don't think sleep works like that THOUGH.
>>34362799yeah she wakes me up sometimes by licking her paws or moving or whatever
I can't believe I caught this cold off my roommates ffs. why does god hate me
>>34362816I think YOU are the weed addict here. You talk like you been toking that ganja. Maybe act like a real person. Can't you stoners ever just talk normal for once?
>>34362816"Dude, like chill out." God was all like to the Egyptians.
Both gendersWatch/read anything hot lately?
>>34362806Your door and/or window sealing is probably crap. I need to call my landlord about that too now that it's hot again - the A/C is clearly on but doesn't do shit and the temperature keeps climbing all day until it's been dark for a few hours.
>>343628010/10, i am a basic boring bitch
>>34362819Is she trying to have sex with you?
45/f/Wisconsin USA ama
>>34362824not really but I rewatched this the other day, the spider queen is a baddie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_IztVd1niA
>>34362791I like drawing and reading (I love PKD's books)
>>34362822Didn’t realize Sean had fans
>>34362808did you beat it and got a perfect score?
>>34362819I think if you fall asleep right away again and you still get at least like 7h per night, it's probably not the issue.Do you fall asleep better with her around?What breed is she?
>>3436281211/10, would like to hear all about it
>>34362829Why are you 45?
>>34362824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0ETkJABmI
>>34362827>0/10Sounds like were meant to be
>>34362829Can i hit that?
I'm not gonna lie most women just don't do it for me anymore. I've noticed a shocking number of conventionally attractive women who also smoke cigarettes. Lets just say they are so far elevated beyond the rest of the female populace it's really disrespectful to consider anyone but those specific women.The cigarette smoker Albanian ie Dua Lipa is the peak dichotomy and ideal mate for the caucasoid male.
You're like the guy from every sitcom's pedophile episode.
>>34362829How is life?
>>34362814no idea lol
>>34362829Why do you lie on the internet?
>>34362840Why did you buy ads to shill your solipsism shit?
>>34362829What do you do for a living? Why are you here? Do you have anything fun you're looking forward to this week? Do you like the Green Bay Packers?
>>34362847>What do you do for a living?If I told you, you'd have to be "disappeared".
>>34362831NtaDo you have a favorite?
>>34362824MAre you talking non-porn stuff?Honestly neverI'm usually turned off by fictional romanceI hate seeing actors kissAnd nothing is really that sexy
>>34362840>cigarette smoker Albanian ie Dua Lipa is the peak dichotomy and ideal mate for the caucasoid malelol basedI'm listening to dua lipa rn >>34362829>amathere's another website for that...
>>34362815Geography 7/10Gothic Rock, Industrial 11/10 (which bands do you like?)Medieval Fantasy shit 10/10you sound really interesting
I keep getting strange phone messages and sometimes written notes under my door that read YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED.
>>34362836Born in 81>>34362839No >>34362843Better than before
>>34362817hehe it kinda does for me
>>34362829Three men are in the boat, their combined weight is 220 kg, the capacity of the boat can only be reached using these three men and thereafter, so can New Yorkers eat three cheeseburgers before noon or do the English tell them it’s only for the dawn?
>>34362855Before what?
>>34362829The fuck are you doing here?
>>34362854Take photos and save them as evidence and submit them to the police. Be careful
>>34362845lol no lie. Here’s me in 2000
>>34362791Nta rate mine plsPhotographyGunplaMotorsportsJapanese music
>>34362828she does when she is on her period lol, she rapes anything. luckly she isn't
>>34362853>What bands do you like? Drab Majesty, She Past Away, ACTORS, Leathers, Riki, Nuovo Testamento. Some 3teeth in small doses, Youth Code here and there. Panther Modern and Sextile when I'm a really frenetic mood. Oh, and Spike Hellis. They're really underrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwnzaz-m_HAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byH6ePNqBN4
>>34362864What are you even doing lmao
>>34362864Shit larp
>>34362864damn you cutetoo bad I was 2 years old thenwhat you doing on this godforsaken site
foids, i was reading a study saying outward creativity is the most attractive thing in guys. making music, art, poetry, word play, etc. is that true?
>>3436283111/10
Why are female sexual interests so freaky?
>>34362824FMy own fanfic about girl clark kent tweaked up on red kryptonite, getting dick from lex luthor
>>34362847Stay at home momI’m usually on pol for newsNothing exciting Not really into sports
>>34362849so far it's scanner darkly! it was really good, I didn't like the movie adaptation, which I didn't know it existed until after I read the book
>>34362863Buggery is funny! Pee pees are funny and butts are funny. And the element of surprise is what makes jokes humorous.So what's the funniest shit of all? A surprise dick in a butt!
>>34362869from reverse search, think it might be legit desu
>>34362874The giant lord looks intimidating in that picture but he’s the easiest boss in the whole game
I am listening to Morrissey again
>>34362829Favorite thread on /gif/?
>>34362834i don't really sleep better with her around but i feel bad leaving her alone in the living room. she is a bichon habanero, small, white and fluffy
>>34362881Nah. Guy boosted em from somewhere.
>>34362872oh! nice! I got a high score
>>34362886well everyone needs a hobby>>34360360shout out to customer service anons https://youtu.be/SanDSKKh_qk
I'm always listening to bauhaus
>>34362883I like how in his autobiography he goes on a weird tangent for several pages, almost a whole chapter, about how he thinks the reason all of his male school teachers lost their temper with him was that they were gay pedophiles and wanted to fuck him.
>>34362887No you didn’t, fucking pickme nigga, twinkle toes lil pussy boy “uwu she rated me a 7/10” ass motherfucker
>>34362824I listened to The Invisible Man, The Shadow over Innsmouth, and watched the newest Rick & Morty seasons. I also watched live-action One Piece, which wasn't good but it really helped remind me to be positive and more resilient.
>>34362885A bitcoin habanero, is she as spicy as the name?Give her some pets from me.I'm going to bed now, you should try to sleep too.Good night!
>>34362850are you asexual, shy or just don't like it? that used to happen to me too for a while
>>34362871I would agree with music and art but poetry kind of gives me secondhand embarrassment. Guys who say they write are the new "brings a guitar to a party but only knows how to play 3 songs" guy you're like "oh boy is he actually good or am I in for a SoundCloud rapper experience rn"
>>34362884I don’t visit gif>>34362881yeah that’s me. I think I posted that other pic a few days ago
>>34362889I always get David J from Bow House confused with Violent J from ICP. And Peter Murphy from Bow House confused with Eddie Murphy.
>>34362891it says right there >>34362891 I got an 11/10also...what the fuck is your problem?
>>34362875Exchange red for pink kryptonite and keep superman male and you got toxic yaoi
>>34362871>"You wrote.... this song? And it's about YOU?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hteniPFMfek
>>34362898Bro got is first drop of female attention lmao
>>34362897blasphemy!!!
Why is there a vague pain a few inches inside my asshole on the right? I am female. Do I have cancer?
>>34362865Photography 7/10Gunpla (I don't know what that is) ?/10Motorsports 4/10Japanese music 9/10
>>34362833Yeah, and I married Karen everytime to protect her from her drunk dad.
>>34362791Fish keeping and fishingListening to and making musicWatching horror, old animated movies, or scifiProgrammingThe occasional anime or manga that piques my interest>>34362815You sound cool! Do you frequent any goth or industrial shows in your area?>>34362824https://youtu.be/yuWXMMvnVcY?t=25This shit was so hot dude
>>34362874women are a lot more like men than men realize, almost all the weird lewd things im into is shared predominately by men
>>34362879Nice! I thought the movie was alright but I get it.
>>34362904Probably not. Sorry about your hole.
>>34362894NoJust cringey
>>34362889Based
>>34362871art yes, music (like acoustic shit, rap or autotune) and poetry cringe. i mean if he is an actual musician in an alt band or a metal band he is cool af
>>34362895>am I in for a SoundCloud rapper experience rnsc rappers stay strong>>34362908>the flythis movie creeped me out as a kid lol but great movie
>>34362899very true lol there's already a million trillion of that though
>>34362904Hemorroides?
>>34362910I definitely don't think about rape or getting raped so no don't think so
>>34362881why is she with homelander?
>>34362905>Gunpla (I don't know what that is) Japanese robot models you have to assemble >Motorsports 4/10 Any reason why this is so low? I know a lot of people find it boring.
>>34362920women arent truly into that, they have just been abused and its a trauma response
I’ve got it so bad. I’m suffering
>>34362920You are obsessed with sexual violence and rape. You are constantly being raped in the brain by these thoughts. As though there were invisible little men thrusting their penises into your brain and cumming into your mind.
>>34362912As long as my intestines aren't rotting or something I'll deal. Thank you.>>34362919It's like, really in there. It doesn't feel the same as one either. It's more of a stabbing pain, comes and goes.
>>34362791M 28Music (guitar + singing)Fashion Rock climbing GunsPokemon
>>34362908>You sound cool! Do you frequent any goth or industrial shows in your areaI did when I lived in a somewhat larger city.
>>34362926>As though there were invisible little men thrusting their penises into your brain and cumming into your mind.lol
>>34362824im watching Invader Zim, Smiling Friends, The Amazing Digital Circus and Twin Peaks with bf
>>34362925watchu got>>34362923>Any reason why this is so low?don't look back bro keep driving>>34362922she's homelandress>>34360360sorry I only listen to real music https://voca.ro/1jmaX8bW1g30I should go bed lmao
>>34362932Isn't The Amazing Digital Circus a second-tier Hazbin Hotel knockoff?
>>34362924No don't cop out
>>34362902lol no it's not the first time
>>34362935I thought copping out was when you signed up for the police academy to get sworn in as a law enforcement officer.
>>34362911I didn't like that it was rotoscoped (though it fits the them of the movie oddly enough) and that they skipped a good chunk of the last part of the book
>>34362908Fish 0/10Making music ?/10 (depends)Movie taste 10/10Programming (im going to be a programmer but I hate it, so i dunno what to say)/10Anime 10/10
>>34362936My first drop of female attention was when my school teacher demanded that I pee into her mouth or she'd fail me for the quarter.
>>34362932>invader zim and twin peaksholy based
>>34362917That doesn't surprise me
>>34360360https://youtu.be/_UwWYtLWEZg
Do women expose their bare feet and wear sandals in public knowing that men are going to get erotic erections from the sight of female toe and feet soles in public?
>>34362874what would freaky be?
>>34362908Don't listen to her I'm sure the fish you keep are coolAnd probably very smelly
>>34362915>in an alt band or a metal band he is cool afI think this is the first time I've ever heard this>>34362916It's a fun one lol, I re-watched it pretty recently>>34362930Bad ass. I used to go to goth, death metal, black metal, and punk shows when I lived in a larger city. I'm almost in the mountains now so it takes 45 mins to an hour just to get to a venue so it has to be a band I really want to see
remember, the only thing we have in life is how to make life as miserable as possible for everyone around us, hope does not exist, death is the only thing we are all equal in and love is a farce at worst a luxury at best. Also if you have stocks in the market
roses are redviolets are coolwomen have objectively shit tastepoetry is cool
>>34362952All the women here are autistic expressing yourself via the written word is mortifying and cringe
>>34362925What now
>>34362940mine was from my female friends, one of them let me touch her boob once
>>34362923Gunpla looks cooli dunno i just don't like races much but its my personal taste
>>34362952Anonymous postThinks he is superior But his pp smol
>>34362954Mind dominated by thoughts of She
>>34362907NPC lives matter
Plap
>>34362957pp is smallmaybe it's trueleast i'm not a girlfuck jews
>>34362942yeah..it sucks though, I've never been a yaoi girlie
>>34362953? Written word is great for girls
Boing
I lost too much weight and not it hurts when I sit on something flat, my butt is gone! where is my butt?
>>34362929awwwww you remind me of my bfmusic 10/10fashion 10/10rock climbing 5/10guns (had discussions with bf over this so i dunno what to say about it)/10pokemon cute/10
>>34362934>second-tier Hazbin Hotel knockoffnta but they're really nothing alikeone is a 2D raunchy musical comedy, the other is a CGI surreal comedy and psychological horrorlove both but TDAC is better imo>>34362939>im going to be a programmer but I hate ithave fun with that then...you can always pivot out of programming into something else tech related
Femanon, where are you?
>>34362934its good imo
What the hell do you have against acoustics
>>34362977they are awkward to talk to
>>34362949i mean fish are cute but i wouldn't have so much fun if someone talked to me about fish
>>34362977Who cares what one person thinks
>>34362939>Fish 0/10How?!?!? Fish are so cool...>Making music ?/10 (depends)Metal and if I'm bored and want to fuck around with my pedals, shoegaze. I play piano, guitar, bass, and can program drums (poorly)>Programming (im going to be a programmer but I hate it, so i dunno what to say)/10What do you hate about it? If you're 20, I'm guessing you're in your second year of school? You haven't scratched the surface on any of the cool stuff. What are you in to or what made you want to code?>>34362949They are very cool! They don't smell lol, they're just a bunch of guppies. The fish I catch and release have a faint smell when caught but maybe I've gotten used to it
>>3436279124 MAnimeLore and storiesMythology and esotericsMusic (piano + guitar)ArtArchitectureHistoryAstronomyPsychology.
>>34362964I wouldn't know. I'm a moid so I'm not into this kinda stuff I'm just familiar with lot of the weird shit that's out there
>>34362791geopolitics, computers, military strategy, and kpop.
>>34362982sorry about the fishthe music thing is really cool, which bands do you like?i am just bad at programming and i find it boring. i just want to work from home and make money so i can have a big family.
>>34362989yeah good thing I do enjoy writing I guess
>>34362991also I am a 28 MWill also add anime, history, Pokemon
>>34362970Damn >tfw no gf
women, how do I exfoliate my face?
>>34362959Yeah like my first couple playthroughs I was oblivious of her and picked ann or potpouri. But then I actually went around her dad's place and realized why she leaves after a while.
>>34362986anime 10/10lore (depends on what)/10myths 10/10music 10/10ok your interests are 10/10.
>>34362992>bad at programming and i find it boringnta but it just takes practice and finding tools and workflows that work best for youthere are tech jobs out there though that involve very little coding
>>34362994What kinda stuff do you like writing other than gender swapped superman romance?
>>34362965You can tell me I have objectively shit taste but I draw the line at this blatant gaslighting lol>>34362974I think I ended up on the men's fiction spectrum insteadMy dad is the one who reads my mom just gets celebrity autobiographies>>34362998Gently
>>34362998Here you go
>>34362991geopolitics 10/10computers (same i told other guy)/10militar cool/10kpop oh hell no/10
>>34363005Every girl I’ve written for has loved it so idk
kpop is yucky
rating interests girl: everyone here is cool af. i really don't get why some of you guys can't get gfs
lot of larpers in here
Spoiler Alert: you will die
>>34362991>GeopoliticsI assume you've read this, then:https://psi318.cankaya.edu.tr/uploads/files/GEOPOLITICS%20READER(1).pdf
>>34363013Ugly
>>34363015Yup
>>34362998vapor from boiling water (please don't burn your face)
>>34362791>reading other anons' responses and realising you don't actually have any interests/skills or anything you enjoy
>>34363015Why would I choose to larp as a 31 year old virgin?
>>34363013I’m shy
>>34363021Same
>>34363017i like listening to my bf talk about it buy i don't know much desu
>>34363013Crippling anxiety
THE MORE YOU IGNORE METHE CLOSER I GET
>>34363013I'm not over my ex yet also I don't have any confidence
>>34363022Because you have been raped.
>>34363018but would you get ugly gf?
>>34363032WTF when?
>>34363013I mean this can’t be serious
>>34363012your face is yuckywearing my new jeans socks rn lel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKsivrgoyDw>>34363013>really don't get why some of you guys can't get gfshave you seen how neurotic some of us are>>34363020I read this as vaping boiling water lol>>34363025there are probably many of us lol>>34363027realbeen staying sober recently and realising that my anxiety is through the roof lol, I had a panic attack last night
It is time, it is time for a cock in your bum!
>>34363021same here lol. jax is so based
>>34363033No and she wouldn't like me either
>>34363036>your face is yuckyanon I'm very self conscious about my face :(
>>34363040>jax is so basedbro is literally me
>>34363024what do you prefer not fighting shyness or having gf?
>>34363020like, I should get close to the vapor?
>>34363011I would appreciate an earnest letter but poetry is always going to make me deeply uncomfortable
>>34363027same, i am taking paroxetine and it has been a life saver. thought i wouldn't get horny anymore but i still do somehow
I can't stop sneezing :((stupid allergies
>>34363047Ah you meant just poetry, makes sense
You will be sodomised.
>>34363016I sure fucking hope so
>>34363031what happened with ex? why don't you have confidence?
>>34363004self-indulgent things..heroic or noble, but shy and meek MCs, who gets the heart of the guy she likes, kind of thing..I tend to use OCs but sometimes theres male characters that I really like using as female versions..
>>34363057You need to stuff your face full of poo so that you stop talking.
>>34363046maybe just a really hot shower to open your pores and then wash your face
>>34363061Shitskin dalit detected
>>34363036im sorry anon, i really hope things get better for you
>>34363047Yeah cause you a dumb bitchyou lookin kitschget in the kitchenyou still just bitchingcan't cook or do shitbut want the whole worlddrop it on your headwhen you giving me headyou not the girl
>>34363058>why don't you have confidence?well after she dumped me I started questioning if anything she said about me was true and I mean I've never had a lot of self confidence to begin with but this made it worse.>what happened?eh long story I don't want to talk about it, sorry
>>34363039I fucked my gf in the asshole yesterday was pretty gud she couldn’t sit down for a while lol
>>34363035how can i prove im serious?
>>34363063Neither of those things is correct. Go sodomize yourself.
>>34363000Thank you. I didn't expect anime to be 10/10. Too bad I have the big sad and don't engage with any of them beyo g passively watching youtube videos while I rot.
>>34363067You won't be able to sit down after every man in your prison cell block has his way with you!
>>34363066its ok, you don't have to talk about it. you remind me of a friend. im sorry you went through that. she wouldn't have dated you if she didn't like you
>>34362992>which bands do you like?Too many...Some of my favorites in metal generally speaking, would be Morbid Angel, Death, Immolation, Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, Sadistic Intent, Venom, Repulsion, Dystopia, Mayhem, Xasthur, Leviathan, Nunslaughter, Blasphemy, Grave, Darkthrone, Type O negative, Marduk, Gorgoroth, Mutilation, Archgoat, Burzum, Dragged Into Sunlight, Beherit, Sarcofago, Abysmal Lord, Cryptopsy, Dehumanized and many many many others. That's just metal>i am just bad at programmingLike the other anon said, it takes practice. Idk what the best way to learn as a newbie is now with LLMs but maybe you could think of a problem or some field like image processing, computer graphics, etc that you find interesting, ask Claude how to get started, maybe spit out some code for the equivalent of "Hello World" in the respective specialization, and just build off of that>i just want to work from home and make money so i can have a big familySame
>>34363072why do women fantasize about men they don't like being women? why do women fantasize about men being women? why do women want men that are women?
>>34362824Mystery Train (Jim Jarmusch, 1989)
>>34363067i dunno if do that with bf but he doesen't like it much. how is prep?
>>34363078>fag coded Ew go away
>>34363078Fucking newfags
>>34363076You will be forced to wear a dress. And you will be pegged by a woman who is transforming into a man.
>>34363073>she wouldn't have dated you if she didn't like youthanks, I hope you're right
>>34363083No I won't, civility is the only thing stopping me from throwing you head first against a tree and your brain leaking out.
>>34363075i really like your taste and i listen to some of those bands. i don't listen to black metal as much tho. i have trouble liking mayhem and venom, but i love burzumthank you, yes, maybe i should just find a field i like, luckly its a broad subject to learn, i might like something
>>34363086If you tried, I would laugh in your face at your small penis-coded behaviour.
>>34362991I think you're cool
>>34363089>stealing my jokes but funnier Lmao good job bud next tell him he has a micropenis
>>34363090Dude you're responding to, I'm not a trans, I just enjoy sexually harassing macho men to make them feel small and belittled and then chuckling wildly as they crash out.
>>34363052rip, hope your sneezing ends soon, wishing your allergies away!yeah I got allergies and a cold (and can't afford tablets/medicine) wooo>>34363064that's very kind of you to say lol, thx>>34363075eh maybe I'm just an oldfag but I don't think using AI is a good way to learn programming lol, unless you're really stuck with something or want suggestions. it's good to practice actually typing out everything yourself
Seeing the girl I liked in highschool get engaged and buy a house with her fiance is such a weird feeling. It's just so hard to not compare my life to other people
>>34363076i had to read this twice and i still dont understand.
I don't trust women who listen to male coded music like rock and metal and shit. You should be listening to Taylor Swift or something you fucking pickme.
>>34363089you've never seen my penis, but you won't be able to imagine it with your brains leaking out
Need some help. So I’m autistic. Some people say I’m an odd guy. Not in a dangerous way, just more in a Winnie, some have said interesting, some have said goofy, some have said cool. I try to mask some of these characteristics so I don’t overwhelm people I’ve just met. How to magnate masking with dating? I want to date someone I don’t have to mask with but I don’t want to scare people away.
>>34363075>Pantera, Slayer, Metallica,Ok you're cool.
Femanons can't triforce
>>34363081im a girl. im just curious about anal
>>34363097Tell yourself he'll beat her and they'll get divorced in 5 years max
>>34361054>Half-asian>apartments for university girls>He fucks her the very first day he meet her>GUYS I HAVE FINALLY GOT A GF :DThere's only 2 type of women:A) Virgin women:For serious relationships for marriage and start a family. These kind of women worth gold.B) No virgin women:Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, only fans and any unmarried women with a body count bigger than zero. These females are just for pump and dump only. You can't even give the tittle of gf to these kind of females because that will be disrespectfully for you persona. You can't even be friends with such kind of females due their emotional damage they end up being insufferable.Remember men only want 3 things from his gf/wife1. Respect2. Loyalty3. PeaceA no virgin woman can't give you any of theoe 3 things. Respect: just knowing that she gave her virginity to other man for literally nothing makes you look like a fool that end up with the leftovers. Loyalty: bigger her body count lower her ability to pair bonding. Peace: there's no way you can know her real body, so that will never give you peace because when you meet her she will her body count is 3 but years later when she feel you 'secure in her palm' she will start to tell you more partners. Without mention she will never stop to compare(in a negative way of course) you with all these men that fucked her before you so that will be other way to not give you peace. Would you choose, buy and consume a pill bottle with their inner foil safety seal broken from a shelf full of intact pill bottles? No? If so why wouldn't you apply this same logic with a woman that could be the mother of your children?So just like happens with the inner foilsafety seal in the analogy of the pill bottle the hymen in women has a reason to exist too:It’s sealed for your protection.https://files.catbox.moe/8r4fcu.pdf
>>34363097im sorry anon
Being in love is so gay and embarrassing
I've got to warn you.Don't have sex with your ex.It will make your life complex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxBGWdoaXo
>>34363102Is Funk female coded or no?I don't avoid Taylor Swift's music because I think it does anything for me with men, I just hate it.
>>34363097lol understandable but comparison really is the thief of joy. it's all relative and the grass is greener. you wouldn't necessarily be happier in her shoes even if it looks successful on the outside. this is why social media and stuff isn't great desu, just do your own thingmy highschool gf is a millionaire now with a beautiful house and married to chad, while I was a homeless alcoholic and still have no money, job or education lol. it's completely pointless to compare yourself to other people, you can find peace, purpose and happiness in your own journey>>34363104I guess gradually peel back the mask as you get to know someone and gauge their reactionit's tedious but I'm sure you can eventually meet someone who's compatible with your quirks
>>34363109femanon here. it feels like pooping backwards
>>34363095>dude I’m totally not gay I swear>trans behaviour >>34363109No I have girlfriend and women don’t act like this lol gaylord
>>34363111pedophile spotted
>>34363103If you give in to violence, you are the smaller man. You are revealing that you are a stupid little cave man. A troglodyte controlled by his most base emotions. You behave like an orangutan.Do you want me to imitate? *Beats chest* "Oook, oook, I'm a dumb ape! I'm a stupid animal who can't act like a human being!" See, that's what you sound like.
>>34363111I met my gf at Starbucks Goodluck everybody else
How do I overcome my self-hatred and extremely negative self-talk in order to not believe I am a despicable piece of shit and maybe believe that there is a chance that a girl that I'm attracted to could want to go out? I think it's over. The real solution was to find a woman who was so perfect that I couldn't stand not being with her. I found her. And she left.
>>34361869Would you have casual sex with a guy with a penis a bit longer than a can of monster energy meanwhile you are cosplaying officer Jenny(first season) from pokemon?
>>34363104That heavily depends on if unmasked-yourself is capable of being a loving partner. Unmasking yourself doesn't always mean you'll be capable of maintaining a romantic relationship. What if you get a sensory ick and beat her in a rage?
I wish all incels would kill themselves already
What’s the best course of action if you find the love of your life while you’re broke, aimless, working on yourself, etc?
>>34363122I never said I didn't enjoy a litle gaiety, just that I'm not a transgender. Transvestitism never appealed to me as a lifestyle, but I have nothing against drag show clowns.
>>34363102i listen to Lana del Rey, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse and Grimes too, i don't just listen to metal. i love lots of music. its not like i go hmm... i won't listen to Pantera, its male coded or OMG Genitorturers is so female coded cause a girl sings...pick me is a stupid term invented to repress woman. you are so stupid.
>>34363133Pursue it while continuing to work on yourself.
>>34363125shut up bitch
>>34363114I am sorry you have chosen the gay and homosexual lifestyle. Perhaps there is a conversion therapy clinic in your area that will restore you to the love and light of Christ.
>>34363088>but i love burzumIf you love burzum, especially some of the more ambient songs, you should check out Krallice's album Inorganic Rites (there's a few really good songs on there, some are just okay) and the band Darkspace. Darkspace is great programming music too
>>34363133if she loves you, she will support you and stay with you
>>34361969I don't recall she being a single mother that eats on paper plates.
>>34363132you can hold the knife
>>34363120woooo i need to try it even more now
>>34363135The only problem with Lana Del Rey is that she is not Lester Del Rey. Now there is a man whose genius changed the publishing industry forever.
>>34363132Why do you hate me?
>>34361975
>>34363142>>34360113>when you were a child?Woop woop, pedophile reading comprehension alert.
>>34363133Depends. Are you a broke factory worker who is in love with a college educated 6 figure lawyer? If she’s the average woman She might stick with you if you prove that you have higher ambition.
>>34363133Pursue them and use it as incentive to better yourself for their sake.
>>34363096>it's good to practice actually typing out everything yourselfNo I 100% agree. I was just saying to get out of the "boring" rut, she should have AI generate the really basic code for whatever she's interested in, study it a bit, type it by hand, ask for more resources to documentation and build from there>>34363105I've always been cool >:)))
>>34363110Nah. I'm happy for her. I'm just annoyed at where my life ended up. >>34363119Yh I know it's just hard seeing friends and people I know move forward with life while I can't land a job after uni and it feels like I'm stuck in place
>>34363147not you, I only hate the annoying ones that won't shut the fuck up about muh blackpill and shit like that or the ones that feel the need to tell you they're incels at the beginning of every sentence
>>34363151>broke factory worker who is in love with a college educated 6 figure lawyernta but one of my wagie colleagues at an old job switched to part time cause he married a rich lawyer lol
>>34363139thank you anon
Since someone mentioned the trans genders.I once read this science fiction book where a group of futuristic mutant gay men surgically altered each other's penises so they could have sex with each other with one of the penises functioning like a hose-shaped vagina and sucking the other man's penis inside of it, or vice versa.
>>34363155I posted this >>34363128
>>34363158I hate that I was able to imagine that perfectly
>>34363154congrats on graduating uni at least (that makes one of us...), that counts for somethingkeep on trucking and you'll eventually find something. and nothing wrong with taking a bread job in the meanwhile just so you have an income, and upskilling on the side
I'm the only truecel here. You guys are all fakecels.
>>34363145he fucked up fantasy books by creating fantasy books
>>34363097My childhood best friend has a 9 year old.Two of the people in my graduating class are already dead.Goes both ways.
>>34363147You need to stop hating women, for one thing.
>>34363156In theory; your job and finances can matter the least to someone. If you’re an A in personality, looks, fun, romance, chores, the job might not matter..until you want kids or she wants a house and to travel more.
>>34363162good! I don't want to be one of you
>>34363162i'm Chad though
>>34361975i want 13 cause its my favorite number
>>34363165I don't hate women.
Does that woman know I love her?
>>34363162Everyone here is the GigaChad volcel archetype.
>>34363162MTNs struggling too, broski
>>34363173>Using this language unironically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMPLdiXB1k
>>34363133Unless "the love of your life" is just some hot guy/gal you saw then congrats, what else is there to do other than keep them knowing they loved you at a low point.
Personally
bye anons my head hurts and i should sleep already. was nice talking to you all, take care
>>34363178?
Women what was the last thing that made you think "why are men like this"
>>34363179gnight anon
>>34362202Big dick manwhore here. We just pump and dump only. We don't give a shit about her pleasure.
>>34363060How spicy do you make it? Relatively vanilla or real freaks shit?
Gender?Are you interested in someone? Does the person you are interested in know that you are interested?
>>34363179Drink water. Sleep tight.
>>34363188MYes and yes, I hope
>>34363188MYes.no, I’m stalking her.
>>34363188MNo, I'm coming off a rejection and have other shit in my life to worry about before I look for someone else
>>34363182This post >>34363158>>34363188No
>>34363175I'm a phoneposter AND cannot click that.
>>34363182Listening to men misunderstand simple bids for affection at the grocery store from their wives."Idk what kind of tomatoes do you like""Idk what kind of cereal do you like""Idk what kind of shaving cream do I use"Are most men seriously just retarded?
>>34362206Use Firefox you dumbass. And Newpipe for youtube(you must download it directly from their web page because Playstore and google wants you as a good goy.
>>34363182>Me at the store: "EW... OH!"
>>34363188FYesNo, he's fictional
>>34363196What kind of tomatoes do you like? What kind of cereal do you like? What kind of shaving cream do I use?
>>34363188>Are you interested in someone?Yes.>Does the person you are interested in know that you are interested?Possibly.I didn't explicitly state that my intentions are romantic, but it doesn't matter because she has declined to have further contact with me.
>>34363188YesProbably not
>>34363188MI was and she was never interested
Warning:This >>34362246 is dicklet cope. Women rather girth than lenght.
There's this girl at workAnd she's really pretty and I like looking at her
>>34363203These are responses after the wife has asked for their opinion on a potential grocery purchase.
>>34363162Fakecel?? I think you're the fakecel around here... You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake...>>34363166real, his job was pretty hands-on so I'm guessing his wife just wanted him doing more stuff around the house lol >>34363172who, your mom?>>34363173>GigaChad volcel archetypehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVh0bMNSFss>>34363179nighty night
>>34363213I get that but I'm asking for your opinion.
>>34363188>Are you interested in someone?yes a couple of people irl>Does the person you are interested in know that you are interested?ofc not I'm a tsunderewell one of them said she's confused by meno point asking her out in my loser position in life tho>>34363198>Newpipe for youtubebased, newpipe is king, I use it daily>>34363209based work crush haver
>>34363196>some are sweeter, more acidic, etc. so it depends>whatever is least unhealthy because they all taste good because milk tastes good>water
>>34363195It's a TV skit making fun of how absolutely fucking stupid looksmaxxing culture is.
Like my new name?
>>34363222Fuck off
still no meaning in life without his ex award
>>34363222It's cool
>>34362877NTA. Do you agree with pic related?
>>34363222uh what was your previous name?
>>34363221Everything is stupid(silly) THOUGH.
>>34363229Formally known as Anonymous
>>34363223>>34363226This place needs more personality I wish the flags at least showed up>>34363227Thanks, tell me about you so I’ll remember
>>34363230People smashing their faces with hammers to rearrange their bones because they think it makes them look better, are a particularly dire level of stupid.
>>34363102>You should be listening to Taylor Swiftbased, we all should https://voca.ro/14xTTcoArRru>>34363222hell elf are you prepping for xmas
>>34363234Debbie seems more fitting since you're kind of an annoying cunt you should change it
Virgin men should be the only ones permitted to demanding his gf be a virgin too. people should only be allowed to ask for what they too have.
>>34363239sonic is looking up her skirt
Another fucking larping namefag just what we needed
>>34363203I like roma tomatoes and life cereal. And you should probably use shaving cream with extra exfoliants.
>>34363228Uhh kinda cringe
>>34363245cry about it bitch
>>34363187definitely vanilla
>>34363240lol fuck that
>>34363234I like geopolitics, the cosmos, gastronomy, linguistics, Japanese, English, design theory, video games, and like lots of other stuff. I'm kind of a class clown.
>>34363124>roastie can't argue a shit>proceeds to use shaming tactitcs based on ad hominem
>>34363241To get a housewife you'd have to be a househusband?
>>34363241So only women should be demaning that women remain virginal because men do not have virginities. They are created impure.
>>34363245And they're being wasteful with imagesIt's just rude
>>34363240That's the name I picked!
>>34363251That’s cool.
>>34363236Get mogged minnlet
>>34363133If she don't want you at your worst, She don't deserve you at your best.
>>34363239*hello elfwhat kind of elf are you>>34363175Sarah Sherman is a treasure lol>>34363242bro is just trying to drive the plane with that dumb ho blocking his view
>>34363263ex*CLAP*act*CLAP*ly*CLAP*! Preach king!
>>34363264Hi. If I had to pick I always pick woodelf in Skyrim
>>34363222You can put lipstick to a pig but it will still being a pig.
I got permabanned from Reddit. Now I have to go and manually save all the porn I upvoted. GenderAnything mildly inconvenient happen to any of you lately?
Even breathing feels like too much work
>>34363258I wish I had a better elevator pitch for myself tbqh.
>>34363269>I got permabanned from Redditwhy are there so many redditors here>>34363269>Anything mildly inconvenient happen to any of you lately?I caught a shitty cold from my roommates and have felt like ass all day
>>34363253what does that have to do with virginity
>>34363241Women:>Virgin men should be the only ones permitted to demanding his gf be a virgin too. people should only be allowed to ask for what they too have.Also women:HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A FUCKING VIRGIN, YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!Remember guys:Ignore whatever women say and think. Only pay attention to their actions.
>>34363267Why "<{o_o}> elf"? And what would you say distinguishes you from the other namefags/tripfags ITT?
>>34363274It’s good :). How old are you?
>>34363277I literally just use it for porn.
Women (with jobs)Would you even consider going out with a man who makes less money than you?
I want my gf to be a whore so I have a reason to beat the shit out of her
>>34363279nta>Two different women say different things, somehow this confuses anon.
>>34363286Yes, I have no issue being the breadwinner and having a SAH partner.
>>34363286Men don't like that.
I want to text the girl I’m in love with but it’s too late in the evening for that. I don’t even have anything I want to talk about. ._.
>>34363280Some guy in another thread told me to change it to this. I’m kinda weird, I deal with major depression. Have been to the hospital. My dad hanged himself and so did my grandpa. I don’t have tattoos. Um I lost my virginity to a virgin
>>34363269FThe old lady I've been watching keeps wasting my food because she's confused and puts stuff that's meant to go in the freezer in the cupboards or sticks her dirty hands in my leftovers because she doesn't know what it is.
>>34363293Americans need to take a beat from Canadian healthcare and just start killing people
>>34362791playing instruments (guitar/violin primarily), programming and reversing, reading mostly nonfiction stuff, listening to exclusively classical music, puzzle games if that counts, classic movies, lots of anime, drinking tea, being an apologist for the american confederacy
>>34363286Is he going to be weird about it? Like he'll say he's fine but it makes him feel bad about himself so he eventually becomes resentful of me even though I didn't fucking do anything?
>>34363290What about situations where they meet on relatively equal footing but then the woman suddenly gets a new job or promotion that makes so much more?Men can chime in too. How would you feel?
>>34363290nta but this is my dream life >>34363289>>34363293rip, at least she's trying to be helpfulmight have to keep your stuff more hidden ig>>34363287yikes much>>34363292sorry about the depression, are you getting any treatment for ittime to listen to podcast and zzz, laters guys
>>34363281I'm a younger millennial
>>34363291Evening is the best and most romantic time to text Just say hey
>>34363296Holy fuck, shut up already you simp faggots
>>34363302Yeah I’m on pills
>>34363304Nice :)
>>34363296>istening to exclusively classical music>puzzle gamesso do you just mute the music in the games lol>>34363300>partner earning much more money and in a better position>how would you feelhappy obviously lmao>>34363308hopefully they help ya. sorry to hear about your family also. mine is also mental
>>34363296play something right now
>Holy fuck, shut up already you simp faggots
>>34363295It's honestly a nightmare for both of us she has no idea what's going on and thinks she's fine>>34363302She's not trying to be helpful though she's just confused. Like she's taking it out of the freezer because it looks interesting to her and putting it back in the wrong place. Or looking for something to eat even though there's a tuna sandwich right in front of her and ruining my food in the process.>>34363302Her grandson said he had a mini fridge I could use but that was over a month ago if he doesn't bring it next time he visits I'm just buying one on Amazon with her debit card idgaf any more. But that won't fix the freezer problem. And if I get a child lock for the freezer she'll just take a fucking hammer to it. She has way too much energy for someone with dementia this advanced like she needs to be crippled for her own safety.
>>34363316>she has no idea what's going on and thinks she's fineplot twist: grandma is a g and wants your food jk
>>34363315Yeah, he is a refrigerator! Gottem.
>>34363299nta but if i like you, why would i feel bad that you're doing well in life
>>34363310> happy obviously lmaoWould you not feel insecure and like a failure? Would you not fear she'd leave you for some rich Chad or baron?
>>34363302>nta but this is my dream lifeMen say that and then proceed to fail in every aspect of householding on purpose like morons.
>>34363305I would but I texted earlier and haven’t gotten anything back yet
>>34363319If she wanted it she would fucking eat it.I'm so not in the mood.Eating is like our most basic need and I am so stressed about it. Like not only is she fucking with my food but it's impossible to cook when she's awake and she wants to "help" which means stand in the way and use tomato soup instead of tomato sauce in pasta. I go to take a piss while making dinner and I come back and she's ruined it.
>>34363311heres an etude by franz wohlfahrt i learned recentlyhttps://vocaroo.com/1i1S5wcq8EmGand heres me just playing guitarhttps://vocaroo.com/1150zGDD6r2r
>>34363322Because you're insecure and don't like yourself so you see someone doing better than you in any way as an enemy or threat or like they're actively putting you down by existing. Short answer: mental illness.
Women, would you date a man who has a waifu? Why not?
>>34363330how lovely
>>34363335yes cause i too have fictional crushes
>>34363323>feel insecure and like a failureI mean mood, but specifically because of that? no lol>she'd leave you for some rich Chad or baronI don't think she would've got with me in the first place if she wanted someone like that/was shallow>>34363326le yawn. I do like all the chores here>>34363328that is annoying af, maybe use the credit card for the fridge lol
>>34363335Who is it
>>34363333i am mentally ill but cannot relate.
>>34363341Sabrina from Pokemon
>>34363339>that is annoying af, maybe use the credit card for the fridge lolRight I'm ready to order a whole ass rv sized fridge/freezer and get my camp stove from home and use it in my room despite the risk I can't deal.
>>34363286NAG but most girls I dated made more than me lol(not really hard when you make minimum wage)>>34363345based but jessie best pokewaifu
Wow! Thought anon. I should tear myself to pieces!
>>34363339>le yawn. I do like all the chores hereYou didn't want me to abduct you. Shoo.
>>34363345basic as fuck
>>34363341
>>34363352She's a child. Can't you at least take Bea or Lin as your lawfully wedded waifu?
>>34363352nta but I always thought she was kind of a baddie ngl>>34363350>didn't want me to abduct youI don't want to pay the troll toll
>>34363351Who's your waifu?
>>34363349... Anon thought to himself serenely. He had never known peace before. "Perhaps I could at least be of use to micro-organisms as a bountiful feast." he added. He had never felt useful in his entire life before. The thought stoked his resolve further.
>>34363358
>>34363357I thought she was an adult. Dammit. No, Bea and Lin are gross.
I’m so stressed and burnt out right now I can settle down
>>34363367>I can settle downSo do that
>>34360306Cream
>>34363366>I thought she was an adult.Are you kidding me right now?
>>34363279i have never seen a virgin woman make fun of a man for being a virgin, only women with high body counts do such things. this only further supports my point that a key to couple match making is also tied in pairing them based on similar body counts.
It's a trick of the light
>>34363367What happened?
>>34363371Can’t >>34363387Socialized too much or something. Idk
>>34363380Dammit
>>34363388What’d you get up to
I guess she is always talking about school and classes. I thought she meant like college. Oh, she would have said だいがっこう. Dammit.
>>34363388Drink it away
>>34363327OuchMaybe she's sleeping.Wait 24hrs and if nothing idk move on
>>34363357>>34363366>>34363380>>34363389Like the average Pokémon character, her design is agely ambiguous and could easily pass as older. She's also a cartoon character so none of it matters anyway. If she looks old enough to you then that's all that really matters matters
Buy and sell bitch
>>34363269I’m falling for a girl that I’m sure has no interest in me again. She’s attractive and talked to me a lot but she’s like that with everyone.
Oh I forgot to do something important
>>34363367try meditating, miseryposter. quit getting so caught up in your head.
You have lived in the Middle of the East. Haven't you?
>>34363415I lived in Maryland for a few years.
>>34363411I just finished meditating I feel a little better
>>34363128She fell in love with you with one glance, wanted you but didn't think you wanted her. Do you give her an opportunity to be yours?
God dammit. What is that motherfucker's name.
>>34363418Is that where lobsters come from? Or family guy?
>>34363419good, i hope you can settle down more.
>>34363426Nah, Maryland's known for crab.>lobstersYou're probably thinking of Maine>Family GuyThat's Rhode Island.
>>34363427I’m settled just sad
Mg gf used to use this facial cream. Idk what it was for but I began to associate the smell with her. And we broke up last year in like May. And now I found a half used container of the stuff at the bottom of a basket in my bathroom. And the smell man. Fuck. It went straight into my heart. It was like a time capsule for all the memories and sensations, I miss everything from back then. Take me back man.
Men, could you fight 100 fifth graders for a 1999 1st Edition Shadowless Base Set Charizard, specifically in a PSA 10 (Gem Mint)?
>>34363429and to what do we owe the doldrums tonight, mp?
>>34363434100%. Let them come.
>>34363433My gf in high school used to chew mint gum all the time, and even though I haven't seen her in a decade now I still see her face any time I smell mint chewing gum.
>>34363436Same old
>>34363433this but with literally any kind of thought interest or idea since my ex and i connected on literally anything. there not a day gone by that my soul hasn't yearned for her at least once since we broke up, been almost a hear and a half now
>>34363438>>34363442Do you guys really still think of them from common things? I feel like a lot of her stuff I encounter so frequently that I lose my association of it with her. Like a song, I know it's "her" song but I heard it so many times that it fails to stir much in me at this point. But that thing was locked away, I hadn't smelled it since last year, and then boom. Atom bomb. Thanks babe.
>>34363433>>34363438>>34363442so, how did you guys fumble her?
>>34363434I'd rather not harm the innocent
>>34363454What if they were all guilty of war crimes
>>34363439well, least it is a bridge you've walked a thousand times, what's one more time, right?
>>34363456I’m tired of it I want it to be over. Why has my entire adult life so far just been so sad and lonely
>>34363446yeah. it is becoming clear to me this wound simply isn't going to heal, but that is more a reflection of my issues imo. she ended it and she was right to. i just hope she's getting along better than i am, but i know her and she probably feels similarly.>>34363448that is the most fun part of it all, nobody fumbled, we just weren't ready to be together and the breakup was mutually unwanted. i guess if you were pessimistic you could say the fumbling was in dating to begin with, but we both treasure the good parts.
>>34363457Nta but what makes you happy or fulfilled miseryposter?
>>34363457Spiralling once again. Have you learned nothing.
I'm gonna smell it a couple more times and then I'll put it back.
>>34363457it is much easier to be sad and lonely than happy and loved. not talking in terms of behavior but in terms of states. just try to focus on things one step at a time, and be skeptical of your brain's attempt to pessimize your life, behavior, etc.
Yeah, I let him go the long way round
Yeah, she's squeezin the garlic
Yeah, he's got that sea urchin in him
Took a gigantic shit
>>34363461Nature I love it so much I just want to sit in some grass and love someone >>34363462I’m ok>>34363465Yea radical acceptance
>>34363433I can't think of any scents, but I remember finding a strand of her hair in my camping tent and remembering all the trips we had together. That was rough.
These bitches are my sons
>>34363472strand? did you yank her into the tent by her hair or did she shave her head in there?
Women, how was the weekend sex?
>>34363471Nature is lovely. Do you live somewhere close to nature or big parks?
>>34363464smell what
>>34363479No
>>34363471>I’m okYou're so predictable
>>34363483No you
>>34363482That sucks. I live next to nature and want to love someone in it too
>>34363485Me? Me how. You're like clockwork.
>>34363477It was alright.
State gender.If you were offered a part in a movie or show that included a sex scene, would you take the role?
>>34363492MNoDon't like my face on screens
>>34363492m, sure why not? its not like they actually fuck each other anyway
>>34363492Sure, the sex is not real. But only if I was capable of faking it, i.e. they were attractive to me.
>>34363492MDepends on the scene
>>34363492FI don't think I would want to be on TV period so definitely not
>>34363487You kind of are too isn’t that funny
>>34363480Her cream. I wish I knew what this scent was. I'm gonna leave it again and then open it back up in May. And then kill myself or something idk.
>>34363492f>would you sell your soul to the devil? fuck no
>>34363499I do have a certain temperament but you're something else, everything I think and predict about you turns out true. People don't really change do they, not consciously, they just float around half conscious and follow the ebb and flow of wherever their circumstances and impulses take them. Don't they.
>>34363505It’s predictable that you would say something like that
>>34363506Mhm. I love bullshitting people too.
Women say size doesn't matter as long as you're average but for monogamy to work half of women have to be with men who somehow have dicks smaller than 5 inches
>>34363510monogamy is a psyop
>>34363507Do you have a bingo card of shit you think I’m going to do
Niggas be like "you're so bored you're understimulated" like yeah nigga so what? I don't deserve entertainment.
>>34363492FI'd be torn if it was a role/character I like..Im ugly as sin and I wouldn't want to subject people to that- and embarrass myself, but at the same time if it was a role/character Im attracted to it would be very very tempting..
>>34363505you aren't clever or particularly intelligent.
>>34363512Why are you so committed to replying to your biggest hater
>>34363510Monogamy isn't natural
>>34363517He hates me?
>>34363510We could just let all the ugly women and men with small penises die childless. I'm pretty mid I volunteer.
>>34363510That's why they made cock sleeves
>gf just moved into her own place >wants me to live with her >I don't I feel like she's the kind of person who would want everything in the house, exactly her way and I think this would stress me out or be a source of constant disagreements. I also don't think I could ever truly relax or have my own space if she was there with me all the time. Has anyone ever felt similar?
>>34363523That's called "not wanting to be in a relationship with her"
>>34363512Don't need 24 guesses to get it right, just one. You hit them every time.>>34363515Don't care
>>34363510Love is more powerful than anything..
Say “I am alive”
>>34363523This >>34363524It's one thing to be worried that it's too soon but the way you're feeling? You don't like her enough to ever move in with her.
>>34363523Have you moids tried typing your situations into chat gpt so they can tell you what is wrong with you?
>>34363527Ok like what
>>34363529My love is dead
>>34363512to meet or to not meet.. in the emerald city? that is the question. >>34363511
>>34363533Oh my god.
>>34363534404 does not compute
>>34363529Why
>>34363471Do you want kids
>>34363540It’s a meme
>>34363531I don't have any women in my life because women all hate me despite me never being anything but pleasant irl.The closest women to me in my life is probably you (BV), and you also hate me. So I'm not sure what chatgpt could tell me.
>>34363531Are women aware of self awareness and realize this shit applies to them too?
>>34363491what was missing?
>>34363537But just look at you now
>>34363523i really can't get this mindset. do you not think about the future at all? if you can't live with her now, why do you think you could in the future?
>>34363531Yeah it tells me I should dump her
>>34363455Prepubescent kids aren't evil. They were misled by evil adults
>>34363545>despite me never being anything but pleasant irl.QT you seriously need to reflect on your own actions because you think they are so forgiveable and you didn't do anything wrong. I don't hate you, you actively push me away.
feeling so bad tonight, it's insane, don't even know what i feel bad about in particular
>>34363549Honestly I don't, I'll be moving in 6-8 months and she won't be coming with me. Dunno why she hasn't left yet.
>>34363523I replied to you last time you posted about this and told you that she's probably upset because you basically just told her that you don't really see a future for yourself with her in it.
>>34363552Wow you're retarded. The easiest identityfag to spot and you fail.
>>34363559I don't count anyone else as people.
>>34363446NtaI associate Criminal Minds and the phrase "worst case scenario" with a guy I haven't seen in 8 years and don't miss. It's not that it stirs something it's more like you accidentally reinforce the association to the point that it's ingrained.>>34363477I didn't get any fuck you.
State gender and favorite porn star or video or story or specific source that gets you off easy? At max list top 3
>>34363531That's interesting. A third party.
>>34363563Fdeviantart fetish content
>>34363550For her own good. And then don't pick up another girlfriend and lie to her that you want a life together.
>>34363563MThere’s a bishoujomom masturbation video where she’s in a red one piece that gets me every time. Slow pulling off clothes is hot as fuuuuck
>>34363566Which artist?
>>34363552>reflect on your own actions because you think they are so forgiveable and you didn't do anything wrongThe irony
>>34363558If you see a future where you are interested in trying to work out, maybe she would be willing. Think about it.
>>34363570no specific one, i follow 70+ accounts
Women, when's the last time you argued with another woman here or online?
>>34363523Yeah, thats normal, despite what people might say. Living alone is objectively more peaceful and free than living with someone, no matter who that someone is and how much you love them. You can absolutely have a relationship, even be married and not live together. People have been doing that since always but it's frowned upon. Usually it's an upper class thing where people can just have huhe houses where each has their own apartment basically, at least their own bedroom and bathroom, usually there would be multiple houses/guest houses/vacation homes/apartments etc but they don't have to call it not living together since that carries social stigma of not loving someone or the relationship being in the gutter. Rich people simply are always "on the run" between the city apartment, the beach house, the suite and the villa and just meet for dinner and sex and a romantic weekend getaway, which makes being in a relationship a lot more fun, less suffocating, less stressful, less demanding etc. It also leaves much less room to go on each others nerves with mundane daily bullshit like who puts the trash out, who left the toilet lid up etc. The glorification of living on top of each other 24/7 being the romantic ideal is just cattle propaganda, those with money would never actually do that. They might spend much time together but it hits very different if you know xou could dip at any moment if you need some distance and privacy and nobody would bat an eye since you can just claim you need to check on the horses ok the ranch for the next couple of weeks and not have an awkward conversation with your gf that you need the bed to yourself so you can catch up on sleep and her taking it personal and getting her panties in a twist about you not being attracted to her anymore and probably cheating or thinking about it. Basically, don't let the cattle tell you how to have a relationship because they only know how to have cattle relationships.
>>34363566Which fetish(es)?
>>34363569imagine having a wifey who does this and dances for you daily.. just to make you smile
>>34363547I didn't really feel like it but dealing with the negative vibe of saying no seemed even more unpleasant than just going with it.
>>34363573What's the last one that was pretty memorable for you that got you off, or the last one you saw?
>>34363577Aw jeez anon don’t get me feeling optimistic
>>34363575Lmao
>>34363574I've never argued with a woman on here. Only anon.
I can't sleep because I can't stop thinking about holding her hand, hugging her, putting my hand on her lower back, walking around with her, taking her to beautiful places. It's all-consuming
>>34363575This may be fun in the beginning but if you wanted to develop a real relationship, you would be interested in only being with one person. Maybe not living together, but what if you ended up liking each other you were basically inseparable?
Does having sex with a condom on still feel good enough to be worth it? Both genders I guess.
>>34363586Keep your cattle noises down. >>34363591Nobody said anything about not being with one person for life. And I already said you might have phases of spending time together almost 24/7 at one of those places but it hits different if it's voluntary and you can take a break from it whenever you need one than if you're basically trapped in this set up with no easy way out.
>>34363582wha-what if i am being forreal?
https://voca.ro/1fEk8Hwy0Ohv
>>34363111
>>34363532Where do I fucking start. You know what I was gonna list it all out but fuck it it's better if I just keep it to myself, wouldn't do any good. I know how you'll reply to this too.
>>34363599ugh, more cattle noises
>>34363182blue waffles burger
>>34363596Love when schizoids and autists project their misanthropy onto all of humanity.
>>34363188MNo and NoI haven't seen someone my age or younger in years
>>34363595MNo imo. It completely defeats the purpose of sex for me and makes me feel like I'm just using another person as a masturbation aid
Women would you date a man who explores 3rd world shitholes on Google maps
Moids, did you know slugs can fight?
>>34363606You're weird as fuck. Never stop the copes, it might kill you if you do.
>>34363596>trappedI dunno, i guess that is why they say marriage is hard? i understand and that is a commitment that you make, right? that is devotion. I am sure it takes alot of work but true effort and genuine care show.. even through shyness.
>>34363602So you don't know shit
>>34363610Not gandhi approved
>>34363611I will live with my girlfriend. I will spend time with her. And I will be happy.
>>34363614There it is, point for me.
>>34363613Loyalty has nothing to do with sharing the same bathroom every day or having to endure someone's snoring for decades when there's a perfectly good separate bedroom right next to it. It's about having each other's back no matter what and you don't need to inhale someones farts to be there for them in hard times or celebrate their wins with them.
>>34363608As a guy this idea kind of turns me on. Like fucking a woman and trying to rack up the highest number of filled condoms I can in a single night with her.
>>34363619god you're such a gullible fuckwit lmao
>>34363621Thanks so much for sharing bro.
>>34363616Ok, good luck with that slaveboy.
>>34363622Ok
Should I get a gf?
>>34363627nah
>>34363627No
>>34363620Kind of like being a chick's best man at her wedding, or best friend forever. You don't necessarily have to sex.
>>34363627If you want to. I'm trying to get one right now since I want one.
>>34363595FIt kind of sucks. It reduces the sensation significantly for me too. It is worth it to use them until you're sure they're not going to give you any STIs and the birth control problem is handled but that doesn't mean I do it.
>>34363610I didn't know know but I kind of knew deep down it was true.
>>34363630Why are you so narrow minded? Lol. You need to zoom out over a lifetime of being together. Maybe you'll live together in a house ten years when the kids are small because it feels right and is convenient and makes sense but maybe then one of you takes a job in another country and you mainly spend vacations together for the next three years and then one of you gets really into making art and wants to stay where the studio is and the other wants to travel and lives with you for three months then stays at a vineyard his friend bought in italy for the next two months to have that rustic farm life experience etc. You're so restricted, it makes me feel suffocated just thinking about the life you will live. But of that makes you happy, you do you.
>>34363627Wu wei
>>34363636You sound like a cokehead
>>34363644You sound like an insecure control freak.
>>34363627For what
>>34363636>>34363644>>34363645This is basically what 99% of "discussion" on 4chan is. Two schizos rattling off unrealistic bullshit and slinging insults at each other, refusing to see each other's "viewpoints" if you can call them that, in their minds they're right and the other person is a moron but they don't realize they're both retarded. Idk what I'm doing here.
>>34363648>in their minds they're right and the other person is a moron but they don't realize they're both retardedyou're doing exactly that, congrats
>>34363645That was my first reply to you.
>>34363652I know, I'm here with the rest of you so I'm not excluded. Neither are you.
>>34363597That would be nice, I hope I can make her happyI usually daydream about making a woman happy
Yeesh, these posts are horrible. I'm going to bed.
>>34363657what is considered good /atoga/ posts then?
>>34363653No shit. That doesn't make you less of an insecure control freak that has a melty if you can't check ok your partner multiple times a day and gave access to them 24/7. >>34363654If you say.
gn xo>>34363657gn
>>34363628>>343636292 votes no!>>34363631I think I want to. I'm just unsure if I could be a decent boyfriend with my current lifestyle, not that it's destructive or anything but I think a woman would be very unfulfilled when she finds out how much of a hermit I am>>34363639DuiBut I haven't been putting myself in many situations in the past couple years to let a woman naturally appear in my life>>34363646To spend some time with, laugh with, share stuff with, watch movies together and talk about em, go to shows with, have sex, go hiking together, explore caves, etc. Fun stuff like that
Easy money.
>>34363657total gooner death
>>34359998>Really like this girl>Only like to be intimate with her on Thursday/Friday/Saturday before 5pm >Go to confession on Saturday 5.30 so I can participate fully in church qnd try to be in a state of grace and live right for most of the week.She was cool with it in the beginning and seemed respectful of my religion but she is wanting more. I give her cuddle kisses on other days and even opened the sex window to Thursday's (originally only wanted firdya nights) but I'm still being made to feel somewhat guilty.How do I deal with the modern dating world and my religion. Girls, is this really a big deal breaker for you if a guy wanted intimacy only on certain days. She's not Catholic but she does like to sit with me when I pray and come to church with me.
>>34363662>but I think a woman would be very unfulfilled when she finds out how much of a hermit I amThen go outside sometimes nigga. Let love broaden your horizons
>>34363662That's not wu wei. That's gaming the system. When you gamify you objectify, and do you even want to act for an object? Namaste even.
>>34363563mpretty much any softcore latex porn where the woman is tied up while wearing a black latex catsuit, corset, and hood the entire time. bonus points for ball gags and forced orgasm.
>>34363668I think the point is that he enjoys this and it's not something he wants you change.
>>34363670what happened to you that you turned into such a wretched creature?
>>34363671He enjoys his lifestyle that's preventing him from getting something he wants?I'm not saying that me want him change. Him clearly want he change if him current lifestyle keep he from get gf.
>>34363672it started because i liked seeing superheroes/superheroines in skintight clothing, especially getting defeated and tied up. when i got my first computer, i learned if i searched "latex bondage" i could find pictures of hot women tied up in skintight outfits and it spiraled from there. pretty sure my fetishes are relatively tame for this website though.
>>34363674what in the esl...I think what he means is that he wants a gf that doesn't require him to change who he is and how he enjoys living his life but he thinks thats not possible and so he has to chose between being single or having to force himself to live in a way that doesn't really suit him
>>34363675>superheroes/superheroines in skintight clothingoh so you're homosexual, that explains it
>>34363668>Then go outside sometimes niggaI do on occasion. There was actually a very pretty woman who had some bad ass patches on her battlejacket a couple weeks ago at a show I went to but she was with one other girl and like 10 dudes so I wasn't going to entertain the whole crowd just to talk to her >>34363677Bingo
Wanted to send msg to girl if she would like to go to cinema to watch new goose kino but then she posted a story of being with some guy presumably.Good thing i stopped myself from this embarrassing moment in time
>>34363677personally, my life evolves daily. i want to enhance my life, create something bright and beautiful. i am pretty alone all the time but people gravitate towards me. also kinda a minimalist on social media but enjoy it
>>34363675vanilla. ngl i like the idea of a gag and leash tho.
>>34363682ok? nobody asked, loljust because thats your values and what you enjoy doesn't mean it's the right thing for everyone to strive for
>stealing the last image of the thread
>>34363662>To spend some time with, laugh with, share stuff with, watch movies together and talk about em, go to shows with, have sex, go hiking together, explore caves, etc. Fun stuff like thatThat sounds fun enough. I'm sure some femanon would like to do some of that with a man.
>>34363678nah, i'm a switch and seeing guys tied up in outfits like that dominated by villainesses activated something in me as much as seeing women tied up in those outfits. in retrospect, it's pretty wild how much fetish fuel there was in children's cartoons in the 90s/00s.
>>34363691Gay
>>34363677You should never want to change someone at their core. Maybe encourage them to do things that may benefit their health, but why would you want to be around someone you feel like you need to change? Love people for who they are. Or try to.
>>34363693:(
>>34363695maybe take your own advice then instead of telling anon to change his life and preferences just to get pussy, lol
>>34363689Not if I beat you up for it
>>34363691not unless you were already destined to be a degenerate gooner
The super qt cashier in store said my name today and it felt different but nice.Shes so gorgeous and always so friendly...
I wish people didn't remember me. I wanna be a ghost.
>>34363690Yeah probably. Idk I need someone who has hobbies and things they're passionate about too, maybe they would understand why I like to spend most of my time alone. Not necessarily unbothered, but alone. I can't give her my full undivided attention 90% of the time
>>34363703stop harassing people just doing their job gym creep
I finished the 3 games that I was playing AND finished the anime I was watching and now I feel sad and empty, fuck my life
>>34363704I'm surprised when people remember me, both irl and on 4chan, I thought I was a very forgettable person
>>34363707Find a few things that you can endlessly grind skill in between that (You) enjoy.
>>34363707damn, imagine if the main content of your life is mediaslop
>>34363705>I can't give her my full undivided attention 90% of the timeThat's a lavender marriage, my guy. Idk who would thrive on crumbs of attention.
>>34363710I'm gonna go back to drawing I guess.>>34363711>imagineI don't have to retard I'm already doing it, that's why my life sucks
>>34363702counterpoint: totally spies
Diamond 4 ^_^
>>34363714And then maybe some day people can consume your slop to help distract themselves from the possibly eternal darkness surrounding our civilization. It's the circles of memes.
>>34363713a lavender marriage is when a gay person marries someone of the opposite gender to get the social benefits of larping as straight you dumbfuck
>>34363717I just draw for fun I'm not expecting to get famous for it, some attention would be nice sure but I don't expect to make any money from it
>>34363718>to get the social benefits of larping as straightYeah that's what I'm defining my useage as, and cutting to the chase.
>>34363720you post like you've had too much weed again, ew
>>34363719Try to entertain people by being sincere to what you find entertaining, I think. It's not about fame. In the future most people might be streamers or influencers or whatever.
Why do people say that random people outside aren't judging you when they absolutely are.
>>34363721You are weirdly obsessed with me. Get a real hobby.
>>34363724interesting that for your brain it takes obsession to remember basic details about namefags have you always had issues with memorization? it comes pretty automatic and effortless to me
>>34363725What do you want to talk about tonight.
>>34363723they are coping what they mean is "yes they are judging you but you shouldn't give a damn" which is also retarded because it disregards completely how living in a society works, this advice is only applicable if you've 100% given up ever wanting to fit in or belong or be part of your surroundings in any way or form
Women, if something causes you to get wet during the day like thinking about your boyfriend or fantasizing about a hot coworker, do you excuse yourself to the bathroom to get cleaned up or do you just let your panties absorb the pussy juices?
>>34363713>Idk who would thrive on crumbs of attention.What do you consider crumbs of attention? Would 2 hours of time before bed mon-thurs, 4-5 hours friday, and then 5 hours saturday/sunday not be good enough for most weeks? It would obviously be different if her and I were going on a trip for a week or something. In that scenario she would have all my attention
>>34363726with you? nothing, I just wanted to point out that lavender marriage doesn't mean one where you spend little time together, that was just a symptom of many of those because the marriage was merely a cover and each went their own way in private but I suppose thats too complex for you to comprehend
>>34363728real life isn't hentai anon
>>34363731>I just wanted to use the word you used and have my opinion validatedDenied
>>34363728Bitches be pissin
>>34363734terms and words have definitions moron, thats how language and communication works
Women, I just scalded myself with pasta water. Why did you do this to me?
>>34363738to teach you a lesson about being present
>>34363738Feminism did this
>>34363736I can use whatever I want however I want and you will not stop me. :P
>>34363741sure, but you also can't stop me from correcting you, judging you and ridiculing you for being dumb as fuck
>>34363729Let's ask femanons.Would 2 hours of time before bed mon-thurs, 4-5 hours friday, and then 5 hours saturday/sunday not be good enough for most weeks?
>>34363744That would be total overkill for me. Half a day on the weekend is my maximum capacity for a moid, I don't want to hear a single word the rest of the time.
>>34363743Idc
when you start asking girls out you become surprised by some of the hotties that say yes when youre sure theyd reject you, and the rejections by ugly single moms with no options
I'm starting to think I might not be as ugly as I thought
>>34363747then stop responding
>>34363749Same
>>34363748>>34363749Fast 1 2
>>34363749What was your first clue?
>>34363754when my girlfriend said I was cute
>>34363750You stop responding
it just can't help itself, lol
I think everyone here should just be thrown into a giant forest with no supplies or memory of how they got there and be left to fend for themselves.
>>34363757Please grats me on my gamer achievement
>>34363758that would be great, yes
>>34363758Why do I see this ending like Battle Royale even though you didn't specify that it should
>>34363758what did I ever do to you D:
>>34363758Cool. So I can just walk back.
>>34363760>>34363761>>34363762We would all die either to each other or the elements. Especially >>34363763
>>34363759grats, now get on the roof
>>34363758Aside from the no supplies I'd really enjoy that. I'd like to at least be able to bring my hammock + sleep setup and a knife + hatchet
>>34363746:o>>34363758That would be fun
>>34363765I’m uncomfortable with going onto the roof
>>34363764speak for yourself, casualmy father has been training me in no tools wilderness survival since I can remember
>>34363764>especially meBruh, you probably couldn't even light a fire with a match.
>>34363764do I get a free cookie at least?
>>34363769thats fine, I don't like hairy men anyways
>>34363738you deserve it for making pasta, fag
I don't mind when girls have piercings
>>34363774I didn’t ask for your fucking approval
>>34363777they will pierce your heart, hope you don't mind that either
>>34363766>>34363767>>34363770>>34363771You see, everyone's overconfident. Everyone would starve to death>>34363772You get a pity cookie because you're nice
>>34363779i mean, girls that didn't have piercings did the same so who cares?
>>34363778mind your own business...
>>34363780>You get a pity cookie because you're niceyay :DI'll make sure to share it with you guys
>>34363780>overconfidentonly one way to find out>>34363781valid
>>34363782There’s one kinda half exception…
>>34363780>overconfidentFuck around and find out
>>34363777same i want a gf with nipple piercings
>>34363784They might eat you when it's gone >>34363785I suppose >>34363787Your plan is to "walk back" out of a forest you're lost in, you're the first to die
>>34363790you can walk out of a forest you're lost in if you know what to look for
>>34363791Implying she does
>>34363790>They might eat you when it's gonenot a whole lot to eat from me desu
>>34363790>this dumb ninja thinks I'm walking out with my eyes closedConfirmed nonsurvivalist.
I walk down the stairs with my eyes closed
>>34363798that explains some things
>>34363799what things? you don't know who I am
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. And take a look at myself and realize there's nothing left. Cause I've been clapping and fapping so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.
>>34363800I've seen enough via remote viewing
I like how in old movies the actors are actually sweating, or they at least look like they are sweating
>>34363798are your stairs straight or do they have landings? is it short?
All the people you knew were the actors
>>34363802lewd...
I will never get there.
>>34363806ok truman
>>34363801ew, hope you rot in hell - oh wait, you're already there
>>34363805they have landings and I can go up the stairs 3 steps at a time, there's 12 steps total (not counting the landings)
Harry s Truman? Holy shit I'm your biggest fan
have they baked a thread yet? we're at page 9.
>>34363802>RDPing into anon’s occipital lobe>>34363804True. They also have better annunciation
>>34363806wouldn't be surprised if my ex was an actress
>>34363808yeah, I'm permanently traumatized from it
>>34363804They used big radiating lamps and some got skin cancer from preforming so long.
She remote viewed me jerking off and saw my giant dick haha bet she thought about sitting on that shit lmaoooo
>>34363815Only when a boybortion is performed can a new thread be made
>>34363816I think old movies are just better in general (except for cgi of course)
>>34363823A what?
>>34363818w-what did you see...?
>>34363823*rips you open*It's cancer!
>>34363822or maybe she was just disgusted>>34363823the fuck is a "boybortion"? rhetorical question.
>>34363822stop immediately, I'm already permanently scarred and terrified of remote viewing now >>34363827I repressed the memory by splitting the persona that remembers and burying her deep deep down in the abyss in a desperate attempt to forget but sometimes the picture come back to haunt me in my sleep, it's torture
boipussie
>>34363832>I repressed the memory by splitting the persona that remembers and burying her deep deep down in the abyss in a desperate attempt to forget but sometimes the picture come back to haunt me in my sleep, it's tortureI'm that horrifying huh? goddamn...
>>34363833I prefer womanpussy (juicy)
>>34363834I will need multiple exorcisms to heal and I will send the bill your way
>>34363832Mmmmm you think about me every day
>>34363819it's the price to pay for kino that's why movies suck these days
>>34363838who?
>>34363836aw someone out there thinks about me, not in a good way but hey it's something!
>>34363833>>34363835for me its female asshole
I really need to know what a boybortion is before I go to bed.
>>34363841Me and yoooou and my giant dih
>>34363843Liking butthole is gay
>>34363844isn't that what ejaculating is? technically?
>>34363844make a new thread and I will post the pic
>>34363845breh>>34363842breh
>>34363844>>34363850>>34363849Bake Bake Bake
>>34363844It is a multi step process, you will see soon
where do babies come from?
>>34363855Sex havers.
>>34363855yo momma cooch
>>34363824Me too but I've been trying to watch more modern movies recently as a challenge to myself lol. I watched Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind last night. It was a very sweet movie. There have been some newer horror movies that I've really liked as well>>34363846based
I do not have enough money for the operation. What will I do?
>>34363851When I walk around and it swings from side to side and hits my thighs it goes schlap schlap schlap bet you remove viewed that too
>>34363861diy
>>34363861Diy surgery
>>34363862I wish I had the ability to remove view
>>34363859there are some decent modern movies but ugh a lot are just bad or doing something an older movie already did but worse.not a fan of horror, I don't find it scary, just mehI do LOVE hellraiser 1 and 2 and the original alien and jacob's ladder and the exorcist though!
>>34363865Yeah you'd erase all the dicks except for mine
wait a minute, miseryposter, you draw? will you draw me a picture?
>>34363858woah ALL babies in the world come from my mom?
>>34363863>>34363864Correct, I will kick twink tummy. What does this do?
>>34363871Hemorrhage
>>34363865stop looking at my penis you pervert, only my future wife gets to see it
>>34363869She can't post it, we're image limited.
I keep having to get my belt tighter but I'm still fat, what's going on??
>>34363868Only so I can chop it into pieces and force feed it to you >>34363870Correct>>34363871End your bloodline
>>34363835good to know, great discussion!>>34363843fasshole>>34363844i'm thinking it's when an mpregged guy gets an abortion
>>34363861take out a loan, negotiate with the hospital, negotiate with the insurance company, these would be my first thoughts. if you live near a medical university, you might be able get discounted surgery if they offer it with student surgeons
>>34363875the fat is sinking into your gay ass
>>34363866Oh hell yeah! Hellraiser, original alien and jacob's laddder are sick. I used to have a pinhead action figure that I found at the swap meet when I was a kid lol, idk where it went tho :/. You should check out something like Alice, Sweet Alice. People complain about the ending because it didn't end the way they expected to or found it anti-climatic but I think the movie as a whole is great and overshadows whatever people complain about. It's really well shot too. It isn't particularly scary but it's a great mystery movie
>>34363879I'm NOT gay
>>34363878as for the sturgeon discount
I think if I didn't have enough money for the operation I'd just sit in the hospital waiting room for hours every day until I died there That'd be funny
Genders, is it hypermobility if I can manually scratch with my hands between my shoulder blades?
>>34363882your ass disagrees
>>34363885No
>>34363883nah i'd prefer splurgin' dicks out (no homo)
>>34363885no
>>34363876Yeah I know you wanna work on that thang
>>34363881I'll check it out! have you seen eraser head? not exactly a horror movie but I like it
>>34363885anybody can do that
>>34363872>>34363876The aforementioned boybortion occurs. My name is Zach from Israel, thanks for coming.
>>3436389>>3436389>>3436389New fread
>>34363896I should probably kmsNew thread here>>34363895
>>34363892see ya in the new thread >>34363917
is there an unwritten rule about who's allowed to make threads
>>34363927No
>>34363602You’ve done this before bet you didn’t think I’d just go to sleep
