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>>34363895Silly
>>34363895uwaaa new thread! :0
At this point, I don't even really care what happens to my soul. Just free me from this cage.
>>34363904Are you a…Jewish?
Okay now tell me what a boybortion is
>>34363905you take that back
>>34363906It happens when one man likes another man, and that second man uses the first man for sex.
>>34363906breh, open your gay eyes
>>34363907Wanna go to lunch after this?
Good morning, European femanons :)
if I was a woman I would be a complete slut
How do you deal with the fact that you will never be who you want to be and everything you do is just some weird masquerade cope?
>>34363892Yep, it's a classic for me. The setting is sick, I LOVE the sound design and I like the underlying theme of the movie. David Lynch is one of my favorite directors. Have you seen any of his other movies?>>34363903You should care what happens to your soul. Can you imagine what happens if you were to taint it and in the next life you respawn as a corydora? Sure, you'd be a cute little fish, but you would be relegated to sifting through substrate for food. Maybe that's what you desire, maybe it isn't
>>34363916I don’t have this problem
>>34363911after what exactly? I don't eat lunch, I eat larvae and insect eggs every 1-2 days
>>34363916easy, I simply don't have a weird concept art agenda for myself
>>34363916Women don't have this problem
>>34363920Sighhttps://youtu.be/yaLPwd7Vh6gU rite twin deadass fr
Semen stains the mountaintops
>>34363917>Have you seen any of his other movies?oh yeah, not all of them but so far I've loved all the movies I've watched from him and of course I loved twin peaks, I watch it every year
Women tend to have a concept art agenda for men.
>>34363913hi>>34363914how can you be so sure
>>34363929I need more men to paint with their dick.
>>34363930>how can you be so surebecause I already have slutty tendencies right now
>>34363924man I saw that one a few minutes ago, I should have gotten the reference anyways, you should try to be more like atum, cum in your mouth then spit out babies or summ idk apparently that's something gods do and then call it boybortion
>>34363929breh thats not a gendered thing, thats an unfinished business thing
>>34363931>moreSo you already had at least one paint with his penis for you. Just have that one paint more.
>>34363931I don't want ink going inside my pee hole
>>34363934What the fuck are you talkin about (another reference iykyk)I’d rather be like Zeus and spawn Athena from my forehead because I am too smart for this Athena = Sophia maybe
my favorite hobby is canceling plans
Should I hibernate tomorrow and not eat or do anything except sleep
>>34363913Morning!>>34363914Most men would be desu.
>>34363939Nothing beats that rush.
>>34363939Based king
>>34363936I seent it done. Do it more.>>34363937Tape over it.
>>34363941YES
>>34363928>I loved twin peaks, I watch it every yearOh no way! I watch it once every 2 years around Christmas time. Twin Peaks, Xavier Renegade Angel, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force are my top 3 shows of all time, Star Trek: The Next Generation being an honorable mention. Have you watched any Alfred Hitchcock? I think anyone who's a fan of Lynch should watched Hitchcock. You get a lot of the same suspense, unease, and psychological depth, but Hitchcock is definitely more direct in his story telling
>>34363938you are oversharing againhttps://youtube.com/shorts/exLMkQJkD0c
>>34363947I watch twin peaks in october every year also I fucking love xavier renegade angel I'm always doing xavier impressions to myself loland no I have't watch any alfred hitchcock movie, I will check out some of his movies
>>34363947>Aqua Teen Hunger Force>I don't know if this one was there to interpret why ohio still was mad at me that one time.
>>34363950classic
>>34363948Talking helps, like I Have A Big Bone
>>34363952Jawohl
>>34363947>Aqua Teen Hunger ForceOne of the artists responsible for the Mooninite bomb panic in 2007 died just a few days ago.
>>34363955Periodt
>>34363957Who up playin wit dey worm
>>34363954With my mind on my molybdenum and my molybdenum on my mind
>>34363958nostalgic
>>34363949>I'm always doing xavier impressions to myself lolThat's awesome lol, I've watched the entire show so many times now that I have a bag of Xavier quotes that I sometimes repeat to myself or in conversation with a friend >I will check out some of his moviesYes pls do, his movies are excellent. Vertigo is a masterpiece and my personal favorite. Psycho, Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, and The Birds are all classics>>34363956I didn't even know this was a thing lol. Rip to the artist
>>34363956Classic 2007
>>34363929What does that mean?
either gender, how many friends do you have? do you want more?
>>34363962I remember it like it was yesterday...
>>34363964f, I actually have no fucking clue since I have no idea what counts as a friend and what doesn't but I don't talk to anyone so probably zero who cares maine
>>34363964Mreal? zeroonline friends? I have 9
>>34363960WhozaYouza
>>34363964F5 close friends, and many others. I don’t need more friends, but I’m always open to it
>>34363964F. A handful. No need for more, I'm very introverted and can barely handle the ones I have.
>>34363964M0My last one ghosted me after being my friend since middle school Probably not I can't keep them
>>34363968I have a feeling that they do like that tho
>>34363972Harsh, What'd you do to make him ghost you?
>>34363964>do you want more?No.
>>34363973I have a feeling that I like you haha wtf I mean I like you omg wth
>>34363974Idk. I was just boring and had no life. Fell off basically.
If I read a soup recipe where it says to boil vegetables to make a stock for the soup then throwing them away I'm immediately x-ing out of the webpage. I can't abide that kind of waste.
>>34363964MA bunch Not really, they’re basically just placeholders
>>34363976bitch tried to child support me
>>34363978REAL WTF IS THE PROBLEM WITH THOSE PEOPLE OMFG
>>34363980Yeah haha that's crazy *cums in your salad*
>>34363978You can just eat the boiled veggies and not throw them away.
>>34363982>Frankreichthe devil just tried to reach me haha bitch get lost
>>34363983Too bland, they should be in the soup absorbing flavor.
For how much money would you be willing to get circumcised?
>>34363984Oh nein lass arschlegion
>>34363987>sell your soul for the golden calve I don't think so
>>34363990Calf brother
>>34363990You don't even have a foreskin
>>34363986Bitch you put them in the water to flavor the water. I didn't say it was a gourmet meal, just unwasteful.
>>34363989>arschlegion lmfao
>>34363978You can use vegetable scraps to make a stock or eat the boiled veggies.
>>34363951I must've missed this
>>34363990It's a piece of skin
>>34363991sheit, it did look suspicious af>>34363992yeah well waris dirie mah niggah
>>34363993>Bitch you put them in the water to flavor the water.Yeah and the other ingredients flavor the vegetables, it's a delicious melange of flavor.
>>34363997yo momma a piece of skin
>>34363998Fucking idiot eelsel
>>34363994Bundesamt fur arschfick
>>34363964MA good number, but they all live pretty far from me. I moved years ago and never really started socializing where I am now. I'd like to meet more people, but my hobbies are pretty antisocial.
>>34364002Ich bin Jiggy Siggi von den Jiggy Brothers
>>34364001:/
>>34364004Cornered in an alley by 5 talahon
>>34364005Hush chud, auf fartler
what is happening?
>>34364006>talawurm>talahuhn>talahundthe whole gang's here https://youtube.com/shorts/CmFCpkSZZA4
>>34364008They be e-fucking
>>34363964M.>how many friends do you have? My girlfriend is my best friend. Besides that, none. And yeah, I know, best by default if she's the only one, but there is a lot more to it than that: we tell each other literally everything - radical honesty policy - and we like to listen.>do you want more?No. People are exhausting.
>>34364007wat>>34364008I'm eating raddish salad
>>34364009Oh nee gang is in der cuckstoel
>>34363996If you look in the archive it's the 4th post for searching "meatwad"
If guys supposedly get all their fantasies from porn and women hate all of them, what are women's fantasies and where are they getting them, and are guys generally open to them or not?
>>34364018>where are they getting themTheir uncles and teachers and men on the bus
>>34364018>what are women's fantasies and where are they getting themA loving relationship, regular slice of life media.
>>34364018Bitches want to be wowed and plowed, yeah? I’m into schizophrenic girls that want to dig my eyes out so the last thing frozen in my minds eye is their lips, their eyes, and their tongue
>>34364018>what are women's fantasiesThere are books about this, you know. For example, "Want" by Gillian Anderson. Or, going back a few decades, "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday.
I want a muscular but still femenine woman to throw me on the bed and fuck me amazon style
>>34364023Can someone Google these for me
>>34364024You lack the masculine
>>34364026That's like 90% of the posters here
>>34364026I'm masculine
>>34364018nah maine idiot stupi, the ideas have been the same since the dawn of time, the issue is that porn has made even the most retarded fantasy seem so mainstream and widespread and normalized that now moids will expect the girl they claim to love to participate in shit that used to be a oh damn, that probably shouldn't tickle my pickle but it kinda do moment there's a difference between a vague fantasy and bombarding your brain with vids of real people acting it out, the later tricks you into thinking this is just normal fucking behavior when it really shouldn't be women are no exception to this but they have lagged behind men in this category for a while now since they aren't as sex driven as a whole and on average as men as a whole and on average it's the same principle as all the teenage girls seeing those tiktok cumpilations of girls getting picked up in a rolls royce and gifted a birkin bag on a first date with the caption "if he wanted to, he would :3", bot realizing that this kind of experience is something limited to the 1% and that they are merely jennie from the block and men not realizing that this kind of sexual escapade behavior is epstein tier behavior and not brian from the gas station tier fucking and both will alienate, disgust and enrage the other by demanding something wayyyy above the pay grade of the people in their league
>>34364024can recommend
>>34364030Should we launch nukes
>>34364027Not you though
>>34364033Oh I'm a total flaming weakling faggot don't get me wrong but I'd never do that
>>34364032nah, the people with the nukes access and the nuclear bunkers are those that should be nuked so it won't ever really work
>>34364036Yeah but everyone else will die so it's good enough
>>34364037yeah I guess, try 1234567
>>34364038Didn't work :( sirens outside my house. What do.
>>34364039strip naked and cover in vaseline then start shitting and pissing yourself whilst masturbating
>>34364041Aaaaaaaa they're tazing my baaaawls
>>34364042stop larping, you like that
>>34364044Hence why I do it
>>34364018>what are women's fantasiesGetting "raped" by a billionaire vampire, and it's just as revolting to me as I'd imagine male coomerism is to women
>>34364045what would you do if you sent a dic pic and she replied "cool, now let's see one where you're hard"
>>34364035Ok brother
>>34364046>it's just as revolting to me as I'd imagine male coomerism is to womenfinally a man with basic common sense
Wonder what the deal was with that poster a few threads back who was really adamant about never getting social services involved when it comes to your family.
any junkies here ever tried the dmt laser thing?
>>34364047Send her this
Unpopular truth: Woman can never love you back, they don’t possess that emotion, it was a myth popularized by Disney in the 1960s
>>34364048Problem?
>>34364056don't ever disrespect maskman legacy with your incel caca ever again
>>34364054that does go hard, I have nothing to add to that
>>34364018Women don’t hate porn, what a mystery!
>>34364058Yeah, this whole “X is bad and I’m X but not X.2 and X.2 is the real real problem” is overplayed wack bitch shit
>>34364056That's not true at all. You just like to believe that because you're unloved.
>>34364060Mwah nigga. I rest my case.
>>34364059its the truth and you know it
men, what if you get out of the shower and your wife says "mashallah, I don't know wether your biceps are bigger or arnold schwarzeneggers, WOW, you look beautiful my love, my hubby "?
>>34364062Two different flavours of shit
>>34364066Yeah I’m stonewalling that bitch
>>34364066I would ask her what a middle aged Arab housewife is doing in my bathroom and where my wife is
>>34364066When did I get married?
>>34364065the fuck kind of little st james pic is this now?
>>34364067Wack to backtrack, next time say you had breakfast this morning and let it ride, you don’t have to prove shit to anyone
I'm sad tonight and to make things worse I'm out of cigarettes
I like sleeping in tight spaces :3they're comfy
>>34364073what does it matter?stick to the point
>>34364074Never said I'm not shit you just came out of a different asshole
>>34364068straight to divorce court>>34364071she is her>>34364072wow, can't even remember your anniversary, just wow https://youtube.com/shorts/ee6-8VMl95E
>>34364056Aaaw that’s just you, buddy
>>34364079Raising that point at all loads it up with the funk of implicit differentiation that’s not weighted equally
>>34364078what is the point sticky ricky?
lmfao
>>34364080>she is herOk fine I would tell her astaghfirullah darling I get jacked from carrying the weight of my sins but they will never be as heavy as you
>>34364087she will cum in your sleep tonight
>>34364085Didn't know nativeanon was still kicking
It seems Swiss needs to get her face pushed into the cushion, her hands held behind her back.
>>34364082Damn nigga. Why's it so hard for you to admit that you're a bitch.
>>34364089no, I found it in the depths of the cam roll but damn anon was mad
>>34364085Whatever incited this, you probably deserved it deadass
>>34364088Shit I can get behind that
>>34364094yeah most likely
>>34364092Speaking volumes right there little lightskin
>>34364091Fire pen gif
>>34364095based, I cast fat islamic wife spell on you
>>34364097Take that thong out yo bussy
>>34364091[john]
>>34364099Am I allowed to kill myself
>>34364102no, thats haram
Why do I keep forgetting what I look like? I can't picture myself. But I can picture others fine.
>>34364104you're not supposed to objectify yourself, smash all your mirrors
>>34364101I read these posts and I’m like ok damn I really did something to your brain, you must really like me
>>34364083read my original post
I my eyes look kinda like that balaclava guy but they're blue
>>34364103I'd rather go to hell 2bh
>>34364108my memory works just fine, thanks I asked what the point is of getting your silk g string in a twist over idiots falling for propaganda
>>34364107Funny, becsuse they weren't directed at you.
>>34364109stop that immediately >>34364110damn, she was just mirin >>34364112>becsuse
>>34364112Oh sorry sir
>>34364113No. I will look at you with a relaxed and heavy gaze. And you will enjoy it.
>>34364115this is a blue board
>>34364116I'll turn it red just like you.
I want to be a rocket surgeon when I grow up.
>>34364113>damn, she was just mirinGive me back my wife you demon. I do not know this Arab woman.
I'm gonna push it
>>34364117oh not it worked
>>34363913U stole my line!Euro Femanons, don’t listen to that Indian imposter!
>>34364121up ya bum? https://youtube.com/shorts/RXfkZbuotf8
I want to be dead
>>34364124noted
>>34364129>I want to be deadDo you need a push?
>>34364129y?
>>34364131yes please>>34364132because I'm unhappy with the way life is going
>>34364133What way is that
>>343639640.Not really, I want a wife though.
>>34364128Yeah https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVae9cvr5PU
>>34364134I'm trapped being a neet and I can't get a job and without a job I can't make money and without money I will never get anywhere in life.also I'm very lonely
I think my warehouse job is deterioratingI've been here 4 years and management fucking sucks turnover is terrible we aren't meeting our goals we're doing overtime all week already some changes have made my job more annoying and more challenging I want to quit, it's just werehouse work but I'm afraid of losing the insurance because without it I won't be able to afford my medication.
>>34364138Me too. I guess I'm just waiting to get capped by some nigger on the train.
>>34363916Think of it less as a masquerade cope and more like you're an artist who has to work with literal garbage bc you don't have the funds for real art supplies. Greatness can still be achieved with what you have but god damn would it be easier with money.>>34363964F0No. I'm not a very good friend and I think it's better to just not do it than hurt people's feelings because I only think to talk to them 3 times a year. >>34363978If you want to eat carrots that have been simmering for 3 hours you can do that but I don't get why you would torture yourself
>>34364135Same.Need an Elizabeth Olsen waifu, desu.
>>34363964F. Platonic stuff only? Like three close friends, a handful of acquaintances, and an online friend.
>claim to be a socialist>always rooting for the underdog>when it comes to relationship, marry what you claim to be the most priviledged type of personHow is this not hypocritical?
>>34364147Who cares
>>34364147in her eyes she's the underdog and she's getting reparations by leeching from a white man, she thinks she's taking back what's been taken from her people, one shopping trip at a time
>>34364148It's important to understand how humans work. That's literally the whole point of ATOGA.
>>34364152who's there?
Is there anywhere left in Canada free from junkies, nons, leftys and pedophile boomers
>>34364149...that kinda makes sense, you're onto somethingbut why do "sociailists" keep seeing themselves as the underdog even when they become widely successful?
>>34364150How many more times will you spam this?
>>34364157because it pays to play the victim care, ask israel they won't ever let go of it unless it's snatched from their cold dead hands
What country has lots of tanned blonde women?
>>34364161Sweden, probably.Or Spain.
>>34364161Swiss chan, desu.
When it comes to masturbation hands or toys? If I'm pressed for time, handsif I have a bit of time to myself and nowhere to go, toys, sometimes being able to thrust into something makes it feel way better than the old reliable, clean up's a chore tho.
Why do Americans think that Swiss people are blonde?
>>34363964None irl I feel completely alienated from this place. Everyone is some kind of freak or mentally ill.
>>34364166Many people with actual swiss ancestry do have blonde and light hair. Surely more than italians or greeks.
>>34364168Militia Hoplite.
>>34364164bet she's pasty as fuck
>>34364164They aren't tanned.
>>34364165Toys are mandatory if I'm alone. Flicking it isn't enough without really good smut or a guy there with me.
>>34364169gib shekels
>>34364172Awooooga!
>>34364147Never ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend.Never ask an avid virtue signaller the race of her boyfriend.
>>34364175Good morning JH.
>>34364180Good morning. Now ask more sex questions.
>>34364181No thanks.
>>34364166Because we keep mixing it up with Sweden and imagine all the citizens as looking like Dolph Lundgren.
>>34364161The Scandinavian countries, blonde-haired sluts flock to the beaches as soon as its warm enough to strut around in a bikini.They age like milk and have had multiple STDs by the second semester of college though.
>>34364168Sure, but >as you point out there's a whole lot of Albanians>Swiss "blond" is like Finnish brunette>a lot of girls are bottle blondes only
>>34364184There are two kinds of Americans. One thinks Norway, Sweden and Denmark are white ethnostates. The other thinks Norway, Sweden and Denmark are socialist utopias.
>>34364150She belongs to a wealthy narco family. If you want to call cocaine cartel socialists then by all means do. Hope this clears things up for you
>>34364185>They age like milkThey make the best MILFs.
>>34364157A brown billionaire sees themselves are more oppressed than a white crack addict.t. dated the former
>>34364183Life isn't fair.
>>34364186Sure, but people living in switzerland without swiss ancestry are as swiss as indians in canada are canadians. They don't really count towards what swiss people are like, they just happen to be in the general area due to shitty government.
>>34364189My main perception is just "bicycles"
>>34364193Nu uh.
>>34364194>Sure, but people living in switzerland without swiss ancestry are as swiss as indians in canada are canadiansNot at all. I don't think that comparision is apt.
>>34364181Dildos, do women typically perfer laying back and moving them in and out or do they perfer to ride them?fleshlights, to men prefer to thrust into them or to stroke themselves with them?sexual acts such as tit fucking, assjobs, handjobs, blowjobs, mating presses and amazon positions are these just for porn or do people actually do them unprompted in their normal sex lives? under the covers sex with both of you covered by the sheet, do people actually do that or is it some kind of fetish?
>>34364191If you like the wrinkly-skinned 50-year-old with a potato sack body and bob cut and a family van despite having only 2 kids look, then sure. Cause they give up around 35.
>>34364192You dated a billionaire?Unless that means that you were his sextoy in Dubai, I don't believe you.
Happily would like a Swiss GF someday.
>>34364199I tit fuck my girlfriend sometimes, it's quite messy.Handjobs and blowjobs for the shower.Never done an assjob, don't see the point.She loves mating press.
>>34364197Why not? Invaders are parasites not representatives. Ofc you could claim that if you let yourself be invaded then the punishment is that the parasites do represent you and sadly you wouldn't be wrong but deep down there will always be an inner circle that can't be invaded, only destroyed.
>>34364202She's the daughter of one. I was her designated not-billionaire white boy.
>>34364202Noticing a lot of Western women with Dubai and/or Indian millionaire BFs/Sugar Daddies.
I like singing, I like hot my throat feels when I sing :)
>>34364196Yeah huh.>>34364199>do women typically perfer laying back and moving them in and out or do they perfer to ride them?I can only speak from my own experiences. I use them while on my back the majority of the time, but that's because I'm often too tired to ride them. There are some dildos I exclusively squat on, though, so it really matters on the context.>are these just for porn or do people actually do them unprompted in their normal sex lives?I don't do all of those, but I do some of those. A lot of it is probably inspired by porn, but anything I do is based on what I'd like to experience with the person I'm dating and not just to do what porn people do.>under the covers sex with both of you covered by the sheet, do people actually do that or is it some kind of fetish?I don't do that, even when it's cold. Too messy, and I like to see what I'm doing.
>>34364209keep it up, buttercup
>>34364206All Swiss immigrants are completely legal.And most of them are from nearby.And your "country" is already just a mashup of 3 different other countries.
>>34364189As someone who lives in a scandinavian country i think american is a capitalist dystopian hellhole.>>34364195This is true, but usually the Netherlands is the country people associate with bicycles.
>>34364208I find the prospect of dating a billionaire, quite scary.Especially a 3rd worlder billionaire.What if you piss them off and you end up bonesawed? I guess most people don't realize how easy it is for a billionaire to do whatever they want.
>>34364189Scandiland has elements of both. For example Sweden has good taxes for High Networth Individuals.
>>34364213The legality doesn't change ancestry. Are you an albanian living in switzerland or whats your skin in this game?
>>34364215As a Norwegian, my plan is to move to the US. I'll come back if I ever have health issues though.
>>34364219We are not white ethnostates by any means.
>>34364220>whats your skin in this game?Company has an office there. It's a brown shithole, lol. >legality doesn't change ancestryBut then you also have, swarthy looking Italian-Swiss and France-Swiss and German-Swiss.
>>34363895LmaoShell is pretty mint though ngl>>34363552That wasn't me lulz...>>34363916>everything you do is just some weird masquerade copeBeee yourself>>34363941Hm you should still eat, but if you have the time then yeah get a bit more sleepI'm gonna eat and try sleep a bit more lol, this cold is ass
>>34364222By US standards most EU countries are ethnostates.
>>34364229"Slightly better than the US" isn't a good standard. Our history is.
>>3436421340% of Switzerland (age 15+) are migrants. If you consider people younger than that it’s even higher.80% of these migrants come from Italy, German and Portugal, which does not necessarily mean they are native Europeans, only that they migrated from that country (Germany is 30% migrant)
>>34364215>capitalist dystopian hellholeand you're right>usually the NetherlandsOnly if they know enough to know that lol
>>34364211>I don't do that, even when it's cold. Too messy, and I like to see what I'm doing.shouldn't that be "who" I'm doing? >>34364205how can a tit fuck be messy ? there's only two ways to do it, her laying on her back and you straddling her or you laying on your back and her moving her tits side to side or up and down
Everybody is Celtic :)
>>34363987Out of principle I'd never do it. It shouldn't be legal frankly>>34364066I would ask her if she was feeling alright>>34364075RIP, we'll get more smokes tomoz>>34364118Do rockets get sick?
>>34364223Maybe if the office is in geneva. It's true that it's been invested, like every other western country, which is a tragedy.I don't really consider non german speaking people swiss, so there's that. The italian and french speaking regions started out as territory that belonged to german speaking cantons and later got canton status due to idk, cringe equality efforts. The original cantons were uri, schwyz and unterwalden and it wasn't until 1803 that some idiot let the non german speaking ones join on equal terms. Which was the beginning of the end. Always someone that has to ruin a good thing for no reason.
>>34364236elaborate on that
>>34364236im Roman I swear, we lived under them for centuries
>>34364138Job market is rough but you'll eventually find something. Do you collect unemployment at least?If you're lonely do you have any people you can chat to?
>>34364235Lube and cum on her chest, unless I push through and cum on her face.
>>34364235I specifically meant like "what". Like I want to be able to see the way I'm riding dick or whatever. Both to make sure I'm doing it right, and also because it turns me on to see.
>>34364139RIP, yeah bad management can fuck over everything, I wouldn't quit though until you find something better or reach a breaking point. While it sucks at least you're getting more money out of the OT presumably
>>34364231It's not "slightly better". You can bitch all you want, but there isn't a single EU country, were Indians or some other group, are trying to win political power and become priviledged minorities.
>>34364238Zurich.
>>34364250>international office in Zürich Yeah ok, that explains it, lol. Unfortunately you're not wrong. What a waste of potential.
>>34364242Oh, I was thinking something else when you meant messy >>34364244valid
>>34364238>I don't really consider non german speaking people swisslol>1803You make yourself sound more and more mentally ill with every sentence. lol
>>34364238Bitch please. The southern regions of Germany are the swarthiest regions, and I don't mean the immigrants. I mean Schwaben and Bayrisch. Why are you trying to pretend otherwise?
>>34364259It's some dude who never lived here trying to impose his weird ideas onto the region.
>>34364221>greedy selfish asshole plans to move to land of greedy selfish assholes to avoid contributing to the common welfare, but plans to come back to leach on the system when it benefits himFigures.
>>34364249Is it true that Scandi is popular with Somalians?Like how the Uk is for Arabs/MENAs and Indians?
>>34364249We'll be a minority in our nations within 2060. The net growth of ethnic Norwegians has been negative for nearly a decade. Africans and muslims fester in left-wing parties and pressure them to keep the borders open and constantly push brownoid idpol along with white punishments.They don't need to push for privileged minority status when they already are one.
>>34364237>RIP, we'll get more smokes tomoz4 hours until the store I usually go to opens...hope the cute cashier is there today.>>34364241>Do you collect unemployment at least?no>If you're lonely do you have any people you can chat to?I do but they're not always available and they're online friends, it's not the same as having a real life friend
>>34364262When a white Norwegian acts exactly like the somalis, white Norwegians get pissed off and try to harass him into staying around and pay out the ass for his replacement.Happens every time.
>>34364265Ask her out, damn it!
>>34364259>germany I'm talking about the german speaking parts of switzerland not germany. >>34364257Look closely to detect if I care. The problem was napoleon ofc, the fucking asshole forced these swarthoids on helvetia just because he had more men the disgusting rapist.
>>34364263Yes.>>34364264That's true but that's something else.The the EU does not yet have is brownies trying to gain positions of powers by playing racial politics. So far the only kind of affirmative action is gender based.
>>34364268>Napoleon badNow we truly disagree.Napoleon was based as fuck.
>>34364265Lol cute, have a nice store visitMeanwhile I can't afford another vape pod til I (hopefully) get my unemployment cheque tomorrow>not the same as having a real life friendEh it still counts for something, but I get what you mean
>>34364271Nobody that forced the fr***h on us could ever be based in any way or form.
>>34363964M0No
>>34364267I don't have a job right now I don't have money for dates.>>34364272>Eh it still counts for something, but I get what you meanoh don't get me wrong, I love my online frens, if it wasn't for them I would've killed myself by now
>>34364273>forced the fr***h on usThat's not quite the history.Pretty much everywhere where Napoleon went he had popular local support.Of course in later times, the history was modified to pretend like it was us vs them, but that's just saving face.In fact a lot of the time it was more of a civil war type deal.
The chip shop might have closed down due to labor shortages so we imported endless brown people who don’t eat that sort of thing so now it’s a kebob shop
>>34364276Right, thats why civil war broke out the moment he called back his gross troops back because nobody actually wanted the cringe homogenized system he tried to establish.
>>34364277Tbf my local chippy is run by a brown f a m and really goodBut yeah it is a shame when old ones are getting shut down
>>34364277It's necessary with 4 million turks to put lamb in bread.
>30m>Director of Maintenance @ 70k a year >labrator retriever dad >rents own house>very close with family >good circle of close friends >I play instruments, work out every day, built a garden, love cooking >very much enjoy my lifestyle and routines >would like to settle down >credit kinda sucks, car kinda sucks >worried women who are aligned with my lifestyle and values with reject me for the two points above I’m working really hard to build a good life for myself and fix my credit and shit. I won’t have a better car for awhile tho. Does this shit matter a lot to women? I’ve had two long term relationships. Last one ended in October. I left because it was becoming very toxic
>>34364293Kebab is so extremely overrated.
>>34364287Chippy is a legacy item catering to the locals and will soon be replaced by more curry options
>>34364293If they are aligned with a gardener/janitor renting then they should be ok with him not driving a lambo. You sure you're not trying to go above your league? Kinda sounds like it.
>>34364266You can go. Just don't come back.
>>34364298I'm a citizen, I'll do whatever I damn well please. Until you and your ilk applies the same stringent demand onto the leeching brownoids, I'm doing nothing you didn't enable.
>>34364293It doesn’t matter and plenty of smart attractive women are poor
>>34364293>>Director of Maintenance @ 70k a yearJust say you are a janitor.
>>34364296I need to try chips with curry sauce.
>>34364296Worst part is we didn't need the browns to know how to make curry.
its been over a month now since I jerked off lastpeople said this would make me more focused, but I want to fuck every female I see instead
didn't have Swiss being a racist on my bingo card
>>34364306have you never met a swiss before? they're very xenophobic in general, not just racist
I want to have an ex pornstar gfOpinions? State gender
>>34364297>>34364301I’m not really tho Most of my job is managing hvac / electrical / renovations and working with the fire department. I have technicians that do most of the smaller stuff
Electrician simulator free on epic! It's fun
>>34364307>a swisswas talking about a specific person
>>34364306I'm not necessarily a racist, I just think people should stay where they belong and not invade places and ruin it for those that used to call it their home.
if I dont look like this, I have failed as a man and must die off
>>34364305It's cult-like. If you don't jack off and don't get the benefits the program says you will, it's because "you didn't do it right".I'm following some program on reddit to last longer in bed and I see the same rhetoric thrown around.
>>34364313if you really are IMG Swiss then that is such a funny thing of you to say
>>34364309there's no shame in being a janitor, it's a based and solid job, what's cringe is being ashamed of it and trying to call it something else
>>34364293Wait painter boy or someone else? Your last relationship ended?
>>34364308Why?
>>34364309So you are a janitor/maintenance guy who also is an electrician.
>>34364316Why?
>>34364313The part that makes you racist is that you blame them instead of your own government.Also, to some extent you cannot have a cake and eat it too.If you want to be a global player you need global people. EPFL and ETHZ would be nothing without foreigners.Same for the pharma, tech and finance industries.
>>34364318Yeah it got really bad man. She was messing around with other people and looking back I ignored many many red flags. I am doing way better though.
>>34364319Because there's some that are really cuteHmmm I think I just want a cute gf...
>>34364313Stop being afraid of people calling you a racist. The day someone says "you're racist" and you say "yes" is the day real progress can be made.t. a racist
>>34364322are you her?
>>34364321he changes the light bulbs and the fuses
>>34364323>The part that makes you racist is that you blame them instead of your own governmentKind of less racist if you consider the line of thought “don’t blame the mosquitoes if you leave the window open and the lights on” equating migrants to hapless insects
I had sexual intercourse with my moid yesterday
>>34364323The migrants know what they’re doing. They didn’t float here on a gust of wind
>>34364331OMG COITUS
>>34364323The only rug pull is that they were told we like them
>>34364323It takes two to ruin something, someone with the intention to ruin something and someone letting them ruin it. They are both equally to blame.>If you want to be a global playerI have no interest in that but unfortunately I'm not the one in charge of such decisions so all I can do is impotent seething that the rich don't give a shit about the country as long as it funnels more money into their own pockets. >EPFL and ETHZ would be nothing without foreigners.>Same for the pharma, tech and finance industries.Yeah, I really don't care. They can all get lost if it would mean closing the borders and sending everyone home. >>34364326To me a racist is someone that thinks one race is better than the other and I don't necessarily think that. There's great and shit tier people in every race, it's just that the great people usually aren't the ones that leave their home to go shit up some other country, so the part of a race that becomes immigrants is always going to be the bottom of the barrel of any race and make said race look very bad in comparison to the people living in the place they invest. If you want to call it racist to say people should go back to where they came from and stop sensing their trash somewhere else then sure, I'm a racist. >>34364327Yeah
>>34364296Idk everywhere I've lived with a good local chippy it's always been busy when I've gone. But yeah in general a lot of them are struggling to stay in business, I think just cause of supply issues and rising costs. A lot of places are realising it's cheaper to sell other kinds of food and switching over, or just being outcompeted. Long live the chippy>>34364301I've never heard of a janitor making 70k lol. I was on ~£24k>>34364324Aww man that sucks I'm really sorry. I was happy for you two at the start. Well at least you ended it and glad to hear you're doing better>>34364331EwJk hope it was fun
>>34364338The current narrative is that evolution stops at the brainstem and that every cognitive difference between the races is nurture, not nature. I don't agree, there's a bit of both. Thus, I'm racist.
>>34364338>Yeahthen i just find it funny because you are such a mentally ill failure yourself
>>34364342>The current narrative is that evolution stops at the brainstem and that every cognitive difference between the races is nurture, not nature.That's not at all the narrative. It's just "race" is a very arbitrary way to classify people.
>>34364338>so the part of a race that becomes immigrants is always going to be the bottom of the barrel of any raceThere’s some truth here for a small percentage of them but mostly I believe the opposite. The migrants are the cream of the crop; the ones who don’t migrate are too low agency
>>34364342I don't agree with that fully either. There's certainly differences between races but I also don't think that one is necessarily better than the other, they just have adapted perfectly to the place and culture they originally belong in over a long time, which is why letting them live somewhere else will always cause chaos and destruction. If saying there's race differences is racist then yeah, I'm racist. I just don't think one is inherently better than the other, provided they stay where they belong and surrounded by their own people that have the same modus operandi. If you put foreign races in a place they don't belong then the race that belongs there will always be superior since they have evolved for that specific region.
>>34364343Idk what that has to do with anything. I'm not claiming to be superior to anyone, I just want to be left alone and be allowed to to live in peace in my own home. Is that only allowed when one has no single fault of their own?
>>34364348whatever you say kek
>>34364345There's probably a bit of both, but I'd say if you can't bloom where you were planted then maybe you weren't meant to thrive to begin with in most cases. It'll always be a coward move to leave your home i stead of making it better and no phd is going to make someone that does that less of a coward and a traitor and you can't be a coward and traitor and call yourself cream of the crop at the same time.
>>34364348>and be allowed to to live in peace in my own home... which you areYour real complaint is that you don't like the look of brown skin when you go outside.
>>34364349Amazingly profound argument, you almost change my mind.
>>34364350Then why aren't you fighting politically to make Switzerland white again?
Square Bob Sponge Pants
>>34364352why would I want to argue with a clown
>>34364351Very telling that you project only caring if something immediately and directly impacts you personally on me. People that actually care, care about what happens many generations down the road, not just about their own subjective and self centered experience.
>>34364350>you can't be a coward and traitor and call yourself cream of the crop at the same time.That’s the neat part about India
was sponge bob's mom's pussy spongy?
>>34364331Lucky. I was too busy with shit this weekend, so mine had sex without me.
Is it true that 4chan users and discord users like cat boomer memes out of cope mechanism because they are fat losers?
>>34364359I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
>>34364359Wet as a sponge bruv
>>34364361If that is some vague criticism of me I won't have it.
>>34364353Who said I'm not? Also, I think we both know that politics are way too corrupt to ever actually bring on any change that efficiently deals with the root of the problem. The issue has been festering for hundreds of years, I kinda don't see a real way out of this that seems actually actionable. Things are way too intertwined and rotten.
You live in a certain kind of Homosexual Pavilion. Full of Tribal Sex.Why do you live, in such a place?
I happen to be a more caring anon than most.
>>34364369You certainly care about the many penises you have slobbed, gobbled, and massaged.
>>34364365>it’s true but Lel kek
>>34364371I would cry but I can't spare the moisture.
Is atoga full of baby-fucking pedophiles? God I hope not.
>>34364362yeah I don't know what I'm saying anymore, I'm eepy I'm going to bed
>>34364375go away raped trash masturbator
>>34364366Just so you know, the people who'd fight along side you would either euthanize you or use you as forced breeding cattle if they could.Die dümmsten Kälber wählen ihren eigenen Schlachter.
>>34364375if there are, it's just one loud retard
>>34364378I think that YOU will be masturbated.
>>34364378>raped trashis this the new thing? are you making it your thing now? (I'm ok with it)
>>34364354a rei of sunshine kek
Wasn't there that one woman that masturbated with rotten meat?
You are spontaneously cumming at random times of day, without even masturbating. Is this how you cured your urinary tract issues? By replacing one infection with another? An infection of semen? Of constant cumming and pre-cum? You are sick. Sick in the penis.
Why do moids rape or fantasize about raping their partners?
>>34364391You are incredibly stupid if you think anybody is going to read your slop.
They figged you. Didn't they.They shoved picked ginger up your bum to make your anal cavity and rectum feel spicy. After an hour, it itched. But they just left it in there. And now, you are suffering. I see your thousand yard stare as you remember the pickled ginger that was inserted into your anus.
>>34364379Yeah, who could have predicted that forcing people to live under humiliating circumstances leads to them not being perfect. The only way out is that non perfect people are willing to try their best to resist the humiliating circumstances despite it all even if they themselves wouldn't make the cut for a more dignified future for those that come after them.
>>34364386blowfly? do you really believe that?
You at least acknowledge it's your fault and don't blame others. I can respect that.
>>34364400Yes, it's my fault I was raped. It must have been what I was wearing, and that I was acting too sexy and slutty in public.
>>34364351Were it purely aesthetic differences you’d still be wrong Opportunism is wrong
>>34364401Obviously you can't blame your self for everything.
>>34364391i'm sorry, but >>34364392 is right. i'm not fucking up my eyes for all that tiny text.
This will sound horrible but as a moid I'm genuinely jealous of people who've been raped or sexually assaulted. At least they feel wanted and loved unlike me
>>34364406you want to be the one being raped instead, but that would just be sex because it sounds like you'd like it.
>>34364396Oh wait, you see yourself as some paragon, don't you?I didn't know you were THAT delusional.Uhhhhh good luck, schizo.
>>34364366I do get the desire to preserve European cultures.But I don't feel as strong about it because I hate the community I was born in. Also I'm a bit of a misanthrope in general. In my opinion if you're trying to get a mob of people to agree with you on something, you better hope you're popular as fuck, because otherwise you played your hand really badly.And in general stupid people (most people) will never listen to the good advice you give them. They will always side with the grifters who are trying to fleece them. So yeah, in general, fuck people.
>>34364403I blame myself for not pushing you against a bed, tearing your clothes off, and slobbing your knob until you were drained of all life and had your soul sucked out through your penis.
>>34364410No, not at all. Just trying my best, even if my best sucks most of the time.
>>34364402>Opportunism is wrongHuman nature is wrong? Lol.
>>34364406You could easily just get fucked by a guy from Grindr, but you chose not to.
If you spank 100 lbs femanon and she goes flying through the bedroom, is that technically considered assault?
Kind of random subject but what do you think is more likely to exist, biological telepathy or technological neural scans
>>34364414There is no one singular Human Nature. That is variable by gender, culture, and even individual.
>>34364413Please stop posting, little miss victim.
>>34364411Yeah, it's all kinds of fucked. I do think that the ship has sailed to be honest, but that won't stop me from trying to do my part anyways. Hope does last after all.
>>34364419Technological neural scans. For example, right now women are using secret devices unknown to men to scan the brain waves and nerve activity inside of men's penises.
>>34364420>There is no one singular Human NatureThat's very liberal and progressive of you. I don't agree.
>>34364421Lol, whats your problem?
>>34364361No I like cat boomer memes bc they're peak art>>34364369The bar is not high desu>>34364391I don't, that's messed up>>34364406Idiot
>>34364426>I don't agree.That is because you are exhibiting the fawning response to having been mentally abused.
>>34364422And what do you do exactly?
>>34364423Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension >>34364414Greed, guile and selfishness aren’t exactly virtues
>>34364415It's not the same, I'm not attracted to men. I'd rather be groped by women>>34364428I know I'm a big dummy but I wish a woman would roofy me. Plus most rapists are conventionally attractive
>>34364433>It's not the sameWho cares what you want?Your wants don't matter.
>>34364430I have my methods but I'm not genau to lay them out here. Too many bad faith people.
>>34364435That's very rich coming from you. lol
>>34364433>It's not the sameIt is. If you consent to sex, it is not rape. Rape is when someone you don't want to have sex with forces you to have sex with them. So a man raping you would be the same as a man raping me.
You have been sodomised. They took turns porking you with their peckers. And now your anus is full of drying seed.
women, i came for hours yesterday with a prostate toy. why is this a bad thing, exactly?
>>34364437You should not reply to incels like him.It's what they want and jerk off to.
>>34364439It's focused on two things that turn me off: guys' buttholes and cum.
>>34364435lmao
>>34364437But you can be raped by a person you can be attracted to, most common form of rape happens inside a relationship anon.... Someone pressures you into sex
>>34364442faggot
>>34364446go play with your butthole
Women have no idea how good it feels when the cum pressure is so high it makes a sound
>>34364447i already am playing with a butthole :P
>>34364442>things that turn me off: guys' buttholesSounds like BH is missing out on one of the hottest acts of oral sex: giving a rimjob.
>>34364446Fuck you. Do what you want with yourself, but don't expect me to like it.
>>34364450I've eaten my gf's butt and I didn't like it much. I don't think I'd like eating my bf's either. I prefer to receive.
>>34364354SpongeBob from Temu ahhhttps://voca.ro/12uBqcGyQH2a
>>34364452>I prefer to receive.Especially cum uwu
>>34364451sorry i forgot to include this: nigger
have you ever dabbed on man for him to break down and cry?
>>34364444You don't get to decide how you get raped or who rapes you anon. That's kind of what rape is to its core - lack of consent to the act and lack of agency. If you only want to be raped by a super hot billionaire woman you trust and only in a specific way, you just have girly smut fantasies.There is no difference between me or you getting raped by a man because neither of us consents to the act nor wants it.
>>34364433>most rapists are conventionally attractiveWhere did you learn this>wish a woman would roofy meNo you don't>>34364462Sometimes you have to dab on the haters
>>34364459Maybe someday, but not today.>>34364460I always imagine frustrated racists typing that out with one hand on their cocks, totally confused with the dichotomy of their feelings.
>>34364464>Where did you learn thisI read a study and a rebuttal of the most common argument used to defend attractive/rich rapists aka "He doesn't need to rape". Basically the more successful/attractive/confident you are the more likely you're to pressure into sex. >No you don'tRoofy, as in roophie drug, not being thrown off a building>>34364463That's true but my standards are *not fat*
>>34364468You don't get to have any standard about who rapes you anon lmao
we never got around to trying this, but my ex and i discussed the idea once of mutual-consent one of us drugging the other's dinner unknowingly one bight to facilitate fucking. would have been fun.
>>34364466i'm not a racist, it's just funny to call people nigger
>>34364473>he says, stroking harder and angrier
sometimes you just gotta dab on them and move on
I'm not racist. I just like pale girls with rosy skin.There's nothing more beautiful then a girl of pure Celtic stock.
>>34364479Italian girls mog celtic ones
>>34364368What good is West Coast weather if we're bi-polar?If I′ma need this sweater, I'd rather be where it′s coldWhere it snows, lets see how it goes
>>34364479That's fair. Preferences don't have to be racist. Using slurs IS racist, though.
>>34364471>would have been fun.Why?
>>34364480As long as they have pink nipples.I really don't like dark nipples.
>>34364468>aka "He doesn't need to rape".No one "needs" to rape lol it's a form of violence/abuse>>34364479Come to norf UK lol>>34364480Based>>34364488What, this is so specific lol
>>34364468>That's true but my standards are *not fat*If you have any choice at all about who rapes you, then it's not rape.
>>34364486break the stigma. we need a universal slur. having a slur for every thing someone deems as negative IS racism, in itself. segregated hate. hate everyone equally. but hate cheaters the most.
>>34364416>If you spank 100 lbs femanon and she goes flying through the bedroom, is that technically considered assault?If she understood that this would happen and freely consented to it, then it's fine. Otherwise, it's a crime, but probably a more serious one than assault.
Why is it so hard to get a woman to orgasm?
Why is it so hard?
>>34364501Guys are awful at keeping pace during sex. They feel the need to always escalate.
I forgot to do something important
>>34364479overrated as helli love tanned golden girls with thick round bums
>>34364507let me guess, you forgot what that important thing was
>>34364501Skill issue ngl
>>34364507RealThis is why my adhd ass runs on reminders, alarms and post-its
>>34364501>Why is it so hard to get a woman to orgasm?Because you suck at sex. Women whose partners are women orgasm very easily.
>>34364513I have no skill so I'm the one that's fucked lol
>>34364516women are not attracted to men
>>34364516Well heterosexuality is not natural for women
>>34364516Not necessarily. NTA, but it's possible to be good or bad at sex regardless of your sex.
>>34364506why are women so opposed to just explaining it to their man?
>>34364516>if a man's libido and ability to get off fluctuate that's because he's impotent>if a woman's libido and ability to get off fluctuate that's his lack of skillin lesbian relationships there's no man to make responsible for all of sex.in reality, sometimes it is just the woman.
>>34364506Do women need a long steady pace to get off? When I masturbate I tend to vary my pace in bursts. Especially if I want it to last a while.
>>34364522I do explain it, and usually it works out well. My current bf is honestly too good at fucking me now. Like I feel like I'm the one who's bad at sex and can't make him cum fast enough.
>>34364526well thats not how it is most of the time.I always asked for her to guide my hand and shit so I know what she likes, and only one actually did it.like ok fine bitch, guess you dont want to enjoy sex
Slightly chubby, medium height, pale skinned girls.
>>34364525Think of it like a beat on an EKG, but with a higher than normal plateau. Sudden highs and lows are stimulating and fun, but there needs to be a steady pace at the right intensity if I want to actually orgasm. So a flat pace is frustrating, and always building up in intensity with no respite or time to get used to it will be overstimulating.
>>34364527You fucked someone with bad communication during sex if they couldn't articulate their needs. I'll assume you're not the problem and unable to receive communication, of course.
>>34364530from my experience that would mean most women are bad at communication. They expect for you to just know everything about them and you fall short if you arent
i want a gf who wants anal sex
>>34364526How'd you make his stamina better? I struggle with premature and want to cure it so I can fuck my gf better.
>>34364532We can't all date JH at once thoughOr have a JH clone for each of us
>>34364532most girls are willing to do it for their bf sometimes
>>34364537I want her to do it because she likes itmiss me with that birthdays and special occasions business
>>34364536i only like JH in a friendly way desu
>>34364539but its so much more fun if they do it just for you despite hating it, where you can see the disgust on their face in the mirror but they take it like a champ anyway
>>34364535He already had the stamina when we started dating. I don't want to assume whether it's a skill thing or just a fitness thing, but he has both the most stamina and the most experience of any guy I've dated.
>>34364528They're not pale.
>>34364541I feel the complete opposite. It's at its absolute hottest when she genuinely gets off from it, and cums hard during it. Your reluctant anal fetish is kind of juvenile anyway.
>>34364536I cant even see JH as a sexual partnershe's like a sister to me at best
>>34364532Unfortunately it's impossible to reasonably screen partners based on their sexual preferences without the relationship becoming all about sex.>>34364536You guys wouldn't actually want to date me. I'm pretty boring. I literally just do housework, bake, garden, use the internet, and fuck. I don't like going out much or watching movies or playing games or whatever.If anal is more important to some guys, then I guess that's fair.
>>34364544>Your reluctant anal fetish is kind of juvenile anyway.youre the one who brought up anal, the fuck you blaming me for
My masturbations have gotten longer. Used to be it took me 30 seconds less now it takes about two minutes no matter how hard I try. I just don't have passion for it anymore.
>>34363964I don't know. I don't see them often. I want more.
>>34364540>>34364545Idk if I feel more insulted or appreciated. I try to be sexy.
>>34364546>literally just do housework, bake, garden, use the internet, and fuckNta but that seems a lot more relaxing and chill than dating party girls who just want to go out, drink and travel all the time
>>34364547its not the anal part, is the part where she hates it
>>34364546some of us are fairly introverted and wouldn't have too much of a problem with that
>>34364553I see I missreadI dont see how its juvenile, just sounds like a cope for you since you cant accept different fetishes
>>34364511No
Japanese girls have such cute nameslike Mimi, Megumi, Madokaway better than Tiffany, Agatha or Bonique
>>34364557While I can understand the appeal, it's very hot when a woman "services" you sexually, it's a great way to rarely have anal sex. It's kind of shooting yourself in the foot. I claim its juvenile because it's based off the very annoying, and frankly virgin, stereotype that women can't possibly enjoy it and only do it to please pushy men.
>>34364561>stereotype that women can't possibly enjoy itits not based on that at allI get off on discomfort, it makes them seem so submissive Im very dominant basically.
women, your lord and savior diedwhat will you do now?
>>34364556>>34364552You'd think that, but I also have a hard time getting into other quiet hobbies. Like I mentioned, I don't enjoy watching most movies, video games even less so, and cuddling always feels like foreplay. I also really prefer to make food at home over eating out.
>>34364566Women aren't the ones paying for OnlyFans anon...
>>34364529This make sense to me. The trouble is the right intensity part of the steady pace.
>>34364546>I literally just do housework, bake, garden, use the internet, and fuck.All i really need in a gf 2bh
>>34364567hilariously not that different from me, even though its probably due to depression in my case.
>>34364569they're the ones who are making the most bank off it
>>34364563you don't think its plenty dominant if she gets off on it?
>>34364571This is where communication is so important. I always make sure to make it clear I like what he's doing and that I want to ride it out into an orgasm. The issue is that, in my experience, some guys think that means to keep going harder the closer and louder I get. I understand why, but it's really doing the opposite of helping.>>34364572What are your hobbies? You deserve someone who also likes the things you do, too.>>34364573Maybe I've been depressed my whole life?
>>34364567I was already interestedYou didn't need to sell it to me
>>34364578>Maybe I've been depressed my whole life?I mean I genuinely enjoy games and films but I've been putting most of them into my backlog for a "later date" when I'm capable of pleasuremaybe you've just never liked those things
>>34364577no, then shes doing it for herselfif you truly dominate shes doing it for you only, even if she doesnt like it at all
>>34364559Bro watching too much anime>Tiffany, Agatha or BoniqueNigga who is called this in real life lol (well I know a couple of Tiffs tbf) >>34364567>really prefer to make food at homeThat's a plus lol>don't enjoy watching most movies, video gamesI wouldn't force someone to do that stuff with me lolIdk just sounds chill desu. Most girls I dated were big extroverts which can get tiring>>34364573Depression gang
>>34364576Yes, a very very small percentage of women are. Only terminally online men think the majority of women are getting rich off of OnlyFans.
>>34364578I don't really have any hobbies 2bhEspecially now that I'm working 70 hours a week
>>34364584that's a strange definition of dominant and submissive, anon
>>34364566That's not Jesus Christ. Does that mean that absolutely disgusting website will finally be shut down?
>>34364578>some guys think that means to keep going harder the closer and louder I get. I understand why, but it's really doing the opposite of helping.Good to know.
>>34364581Funny.>>34364583Idk. I've never really liked most things, I just liked doing them with people. Like video games when I was a kid or TV shows that I could talk about with friends or people online. Now I don't really want to do much alone. Like ATOGA has been my biggest non-productive hobby for years now, and it's essentially a forum.>>34364585>Most girls I dated were big extroverts which can get tiringFor sure. But there's a middle ground I'd like to occupy, since I someone who pushes me out of my comfort zone sometimes.
JH, what do you do with your bf and gf other than fuck?
>>34364587Jesus, yeh that'll prevent developing new hobbies and enjoying existing ones. But I only work like 25 hours a week and I still don't do shit beyond the stuff I mentioned. I have no excuse.>>34364592You can escalate the intimacy during that time, by the way. Kissing, talking, even just wordless eye contact all feel like a heightening of the experience without being physically overstimulating. Compliment bombs are my personal weakness.
>>34364578>some guys think that means to keep going harder the closer and louder I get. I understand why, but it's really doing the opposite of helping.so express it. A guys orgasm works like that, the closer you get, the more intense you tend to do it
>>34364597We do my hobbies and theirs, mostly. She's into going to local events all the time, and he's into screen stuff. My gf is also HUGE on snow sports with her family, but the two times I've gone with them I just bundled up and tagged along instead of trying anything. I only ice skate.
I tried to prompt the AI to give me the perfect gf, but it's too stupid to handle my request.This is the best I got. She's way too pretty and not quite fat enough.
>>34364598>Compliment bombs are my personal weakness.Like what? I imagine it must be hard to come up with fresh compliments all the time.
>>34364599I do express it. Shouting "right there, keep going" in between gasps and vocal tics is the most anybody can expect from me in the moment.
>>34364601How can she be the perfect girlfriend if she can't touch you?
you know in past societies, all over the world, it was expected that every young man be shown how to have sex and please a woman, always by an older more experience womanthis type of thing doesn't exist anymore, yet we expect men to hit 18 and know every erogenous zone on a woman's body without ever touching one.
>>34364606You've never heard of Pygmalion?
>>34364602They don't need to be fresh or too specific if I feel they're genuine. It's like being told that someone loves you, it feels nice when it's sincere, even if it's said frequently.The best compliments are on the things I'm proud of for accomplishing or maintaining. Physical compliments are definitely nice, too, but not as intense since they get me in my head about appearances and all that.
>>34364608NTAI hate AI tards, but Pygmalion is literally me
>>34364609>*unf* *unf* I loved the dinner you cooked *plap* *plap* and the kitchen looks spotless *plap* *unf*
>>34364608Yeah, it's about letting her go and letting her be her own person, isn't it?
imagine stooping as low as using ai to generate images and art, and they don't even look good at all. they all have this inbred look to them
>>34364601There's a slightly chubby Asian girl that I saw on the swimsuit advertisements at Walmart that I would totally wife up ngl
>>34364617ai bros are kind of lobomized and have zero aesthetic sense anyway
>>34364613You're memeing, but I could probably flick it to the genuine appreciation of a nice dinner I prepared.
>>34364617They look good enough for when I'm horny. And I can just ask for infinite variations of whatever I happen to be in the mood for at the moment, which is really what I want from my fap material.
>>34364622I'm just jesting, don't take it as meanspirited.
>>34364615That's not the myth
>>34364626I got it. I might be thin skinned, but even I can take a joke when it's obviously not mean.
>>34364617>>>34364621>People are still seething about AI in 2026Rent free.
Greetings femcel.
>>34364635No comment.
>>34364633Not entirely joking though. Trying to imagine how complimenting you during sex would go, based on what you've said here.
>>34364621absolutely true>>34364623i just can't imagine getting horny for any kidn of ai art, it's that bad. not even the "they steal art from artists" part bad.
>>34364636but i thought you said femcels aren't real
>>34364641You're not that far off, honestly.
>>34364642What kind of art can get you horny?
>>34364587Tfw working 0 hours a week and still have no real hobbies>>34364596>middle ground I'd like to occupy, since I someone who pushes me out of my comfort zone sometimesYeah I agreeIg someone a bit more outgoing than you would be ideal>>34364600>only ice skateYou should have a skate-off with them lol>>34364607What society is this lol>>34364642>can't imagine getting horny for any kidn of ai artThat's bc you have sovl
bleh I was having a really productive week last week and then got hit with this cold from my roommates and now I have no energy to do anything... how do I motivate myself again
atoga meet like this when?https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2036053834431156392
>>34364642>i just can't imagine getting horny for any kidn of ai art, it's that bad. not even the "they steal art from artists" part bad.what are you, stuck in 2022?AI Ruler34 is great now
>>34364666Why is her pussy not immersed in that beer?
>>34364669Because it's the moral opinion to still seethe about AI and say it's all bad and no one likes it while simultaneously feeling threatened by it.
>>34364666I would have this beer if goth girls were spitting in it>>34364673The beer already has enough yeast...>>34364669>AI Rule 34 is great nowNta but it's not though is it, it's mostly slop. The hottest and most kino stuff will always be by actual artists
I'm gonna become Hitler but instead of Jews I'll kill 6 million footfags
>>34364636What do u want
/atoga/ male theme song:https://youtu.be/XbkR9YJGW0w/atoga/ female theme song:https://youtu.be/fhGomzpHgzw
>>34364682Both certified bangers desu
>>34364601is that lizard skin supposed to be freckles?
>>34364662>skate-off Sex-offs are better.
>>34364688How do you even win at that tho
>>34364669Is there AI rule 34 of EVERY character?
>>34364680Please use girl farts instead of zyklon-b.
What is the best bikini style for small boobs?
>>34364692I feel like a winner whenever I don't tap out before he cums at least once.
>>34364696Going topless
>>34364696A one-piece.
>>34364697>Tap outwhat?
>>34364696One piece.
>>34364701Sometimes, during sex, I need a break for one reason or another and need to tap out. Like the wrestling term.
>>34364700>>34364703Need to tan the stomach
>>34364682/atoga/ "Female" theme song:https://youtu.be/qOtwfyMa5mM
>>34364700>>34364703Nami isn’t flat thoughever
>>34364704Thats weird. Is he jackhammering you for half an hour or whats the issue?
>>34364704weak pussy havers...
>>34364566The only thing he and Jesus had in common is that they were both Jewish.
>>34364559The Japanese girls I’ve met had names like Yuka and Rio.
>>34364710He's bigger and lasts longer than my previous partners.
>>34364696Any kind. Maybe a triangle bikini or a bandeau up top?
>>34364711Fuck you. I'm just not used to it yet.
>>34364714JH keeps winning.
>>34364719I feel like I've been extremely fortunate this last year.
>>34364693Nta but no not at allUsually there's a lot for more popular characters though. At least most sites let you filter out AI slop>>34364713>Riode Janeiro?
>>34364721I'm glad for you. Even if your description of him does make me insecure.
>>34364714Yeah, we know that by now, but that doesn't answer my question.
>>34364716Triangle bikinis seem to always look too big
Just pick what ever fits you.
>>34364727Dang. You could buy a skimpier one I guess.
>>34364681Nothing.
>>34364729My nose
God I just want to get a skinny little gf that I can cook for and blimp up to a healthy plumpness and reassure her that I love her despite the weight gain.Then make her gain more weight by breeding her.
>>34364731I don’t want that either. I look bad in everything because I have line backer shoulders and no boobs or ass to balance it out
>>34364738There's a few in your state probably just look up pro ana sites
>>34364738Based architect....
>>34364725He's not perfect, nobody is. But of course I only have good things to say about him most of the time based on the contexts I bring him up here.>>34364726He has stopped jackhammering me somewhat recently, but even when he's going slow and not going so deep, something about him still wears me out fast. Maybe it's something else not sex related that I haven't noticed. Like I still work out as often as I always have, so it can't be that.
>>34364696One piece looks amazing in flat
>>34364739I doubt it’s really that bad outside of the mirror, but sorry.I bet a bandeau top looks good on you. I’d probably think the right triangle looked good too, honestly.Is there nowhere you could lay out privately?
>>34364678> The hottest and most kino stuff will always be by actual artistsNot really honestlyI like how variable it gets with the same settings. Like you can really work it exactly how you want it. With artists you rarely get the same character in the same pose
>>34364743>One piece
>>34364739
>>34364747>you rarely get the same character in the same poseAnd that's what makes it uniqueIdk to each their own but I'm with other anon, I can't get off to AI stuff, there's no soul to it
>>34364742Name three flaws he has.
>>34364742I still remember how pissed off you were the first time you met him. I still think that's funny.
>>34364750>there's no soul to itThis means nothing.
>>34364767What do you mean lolHave fun getting off to your robot porn ig
>>34364770Anon is not ensouled
>>34364770>What do you mean lolExactly. What do you mean? The statement is meaningless.
>>34364770ntaBut "soul" is a pretty meaningless term when coming to creative works. It's just a way to feel superior for what you like/don't like.
Tanned femanon stomach
>>34364749It’s not very cute and the halter style accentuates my shoulders in a bad way
>>34364771Sovl devoid>>34364773>>34364775It's not that deep but the stuff by actual artists is done with intent and can be stylistically unique and hot with story etc., AI stuff just feels generic and paint by numbers like to me, nothing stirs me about it or is memorable - to each their own though but I don't see how one can say they're remotely on the same level lol, what an insult to artists>feel superior for what you like/don't likeI don't feel superior but how can you call something generated by computer algorithms a "creative work" lol
>>34364780nta
>>34364780I don't agree.
>>34364787Women with broad shoulders have my heart
>>34364786>It's not that deep but the stuff by actual artists is done with intent and can be stylistically unique and hot with story etc.And people typing in AI prompts are also making their AI images with intent. Furthermore, if one knows how to use proper prompt tags, you can get some really neat artstyles out of AI.>I don't feel superior but how can you call something generated by computer algorithms a "creative work" lolBecause a person wrote down a prompt to guide that computer algorithm. If "The Fountain" which is just a urinal is "art", then I see no reason why AI images somehow magically aren't.
>>34364786>how can you call something generated by computer algorithms a "creative work" lolNobody here did. Now you're just strawmaning.
>>34363895Is it wrong to like a guy that's probably gay or bi?
>>34364776how tanned are we talking? got an image?
>>34364792I used that term, and I'll still use it until the art community decides that Dadaist pieces aren't real art.
>>34364787Hate these. So ugly >>34364788That’s not a halter and that girl has big boobs
>>34364795No idea.
do you like asian girls? it doesn't have to be in a romantic way, just seeing how people here perceive them.
>>34364797>That’s not a halterYou said you didn't like those.>that girl has big boobsBut the top is black so it's harder to tell, and it'll work for a flat chest too.
My female crush just got a new job making 6 figuresShould I kms now that I have literally zero chance with her?
>>34364331First time?
>>34364792>Nobody here didNvm I misinterpreted then>person wrote down a prompt to guide that computer algorithmWell I guess it depends how involved the prompt is and how accurately the generated image reflects their vision. But you still can't say an image generated by a computer is on the same level as something actually drawn by someone in their unique style lol. AI doesn't come up with anything original
>>34364803just ask your male crush out instead
>>34364803No, just be her house husband.
>>34364797What about something like this? Maybe with a lower waistband
>>34364803How do you know that? If she's making good money she might not care how much you make
How much pity should I feel for myself for only having a 5 inch dick?
Femanons, how many simps do you have? What is the most expensive thing they've ever bought for you?
>>34364801I’m not wear a T shirt as a bathing suit
>>34364811women only want men at their same level or above
>>34364811Marriages where the wife makes more are doomed to fail
>>34364751He jokes too hard with people who aren't comfortable enough with him yet for it to land. He's forgetful when it comes to dates and times but doesn't write shit down ever. He exaggerates aches and pains for sympathy, specifically when other people are hurting, for like sympathetic attention or something.>>34364752Yeh that was brutal. I included that as a flaw above before even seeing this post. He's charming, but he needs to learn to at least take the pulse on a new person before being smarmy.
>>34364813I don't know of any simps I have. Some guy once gifted me nitro on discord.
>>34364816No.
>>34364806Why is "The Fountain" which is literally just a urinal that wasn't even built by Marcel Duchamp art, but not images generated by an algorithm using typed words?
>>34364809No I don’t like bandeaus
>>34364806>But you still can't say an image generated by a computer is on the same level as something actually drawn by someone in their unique style lol.With the crap most artists produce, I can say that ai generated imagery has reach a level where it's often better.>AI doesn't come up with anything originalNeither do most artists. And the ones that do are mutations on aggregate influences, which is what AI does too.
>>34364813>Femanons, how many simps do you have? What is the most expensive thing they've ever bought for you?Zero. I buy my own stuff. This post is low quality. How many female simps do you have?
>>34364820What makes you think someone who doesn’t like AI art likes readymades
>>34364812None, assuming it's proportionately girthy and gets and stays hard for sex.>>34364813Idk the line between simp and penpal. I've been given the gift if recommendations, written and drawn art, etc, but nothing of monetary value.
>>34364812Be glad you're not me.
>>34364818Because he's simping for you
>>34364819Yes
>>34364814Why not? Crop top would be great.
>>34364826It doesn't matter whether or not they like readymades, readymades are still referred to as "art" with little to no pushback from the artist community, but now somehow AI images aren't "art". Why is that?
>>34364823>How many female simps do you have?Only like 1% of men have actual female simps, whereas any average becky can get simps in like five minutes on discord.
>>34364827It's not girthy
>>34364819It's a very well studied sociological phenomenon.
>>34364830I don't have any contact with that guy anymore so if he simps for me, I wouldn't know about it and the question was in present tense. I doubt he thinks about me, last think I know he went to jail after taking a job as some sort of henchman after being homeless. Great guy tho, sometimes I miss talking to him.
>>34364833That’s stupid why would I willingly cause a farmers tan
>>34364837It doesn't have to be particularly girthy, just not super thin for a 5 inch dick.
>>34364840Tanning is bad. Why are you trying to tan?
>>34364821Hmm. This?
>>34364840Well then the only option left that you haven't rejected yet is topless.
>>34364841I don't think it is
>>34364845Then you're probably good.
>>34364840oh my god what is your fucking issue? just buy a bunch of different styles and switch it up, it's not that deep are you miseryposter? I sure hope there's not multiple femanons that are THIS neurotic
>>34364815If this was true I wouldn't have dated at all really lolAnd I know several couples IRL where the woman earns more/is more educated >>34364816What's your sauce>>34364820>Why is "The Fountain" which is literally just a urinal that wasn't even built by Marcel Duchamp artThat's a matter of opinion lol, but still this to me is more about the satirical statement and discussion it sparked in the art world. It was still a bold and cleverly executed idea that is still remembered for cultural relevancy/impact>>34364822Well I guess there's a difference between "how aesthetically pleasing and hot do I find this to goon to" vs. "how much do I appreciate this as a piece of art actually made by a person" lol>Neither do most artistsThere's more distinctiveness between artists' styles than than AI models though, is the pointAnyway gonna do housework and might nap lol
>>34364836So I take you have no simps?
>>34364842It happens on accident >>34364843Yea that’s cute >>34364849That’s cute but she has huge boobs
>>34364852so? buy a fucking size that fits your fucking utters and be done with it damn
>>34364852>Yea that’s cuteAgreed. Buy it or something similar
>>34364850>about the satirical statement and discussion it sparked in the art world. It was still a bold and cleverly executed idea that is still remembered for cultural relevancy/impactWell shit man, AI images have caused a shitton of discussion on the internet, Looks like it's art then.>That's a matter of opinion lol,Wow, it's almost like that's my whole point, and that all creative works are "art" and using the term "art" only for creative works you like is fucking retarded.
BITCH THEY ALL LOOK LITERALLY THE SAMEJUST PICK ONELET'S GO, LET'S GOWE'VE BEEN IN THIS GODDAMN MALL FOR OVER 3 HOURS ALREADYI'M HUNGRY, WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN HEREWHY CANNOT YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR STUPID DUMB BITCH OF A FRIENDWHY AM I HEREJUST PICK ONEPLEASEPLEASE
Avoidant attachment isn't real
I wonder if I know this girl
>>34364855I never said the AI shit isn't a form of art, just that it's not on the same level as something drawn by a person lol
COME ONE, COME ALL, MOTHERFUCKER!
ai art is just typing a prompt and then having an amalgamation served to you, you're not making art.
>>34364813One, my husband. A really nice house.
>>34364866It's very hard to get the stupid LLM to output what you want.I tried to generate a perfect gf, but it keeps failing me.
>>34364869nta post your prompt
>>34364862This is art painted by a person.
>>34364793All guys are bi, so, no.
For the record I don't believe any of the femanons to claim to have a bf/husband.I always image that you're schizos with imaginary partners.
>>34364862Oh please, this whole "MUH SOUL" shit is all about explaining why AI images aren't "real art" but also at the same time they're stealing attention from the "real artists" and are a threat.>>34364866What are your thoughts are Dadaism and readymades?
>>34364875Everyone here is qt.
>>34364875Then I'm so good at imagining him fucking me that I make myself sore for days through sheer imagination.
>>34364882>sore for daysYou're just imagining it.
>>34364875The stories and information I post here are artists works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything I ever posted here as fact. This is a multi year performance piece.
>>34364872Average looking white girl, average height, slightly chubby, somewhat fat face, brown, maybe ginger, hair.
>>34364866I think technically if you are thinking and typing in prompts it is a form of art. But let's be real it's generally pretty lazy. It's like if I make a really simple house track that's basically just a sample loop with a kick drum. Still art but not as creative as doing something more involved with more effort and experimentation put into it
>>34364884I can't make myself that sore even if I go hard with dildos. There's something uniquely tiring about sex.
>>34364873This is a lot more interesting to look at and more memorable to me than 99% of AI stuffEven if the ai stuff is better goon material lol>>34364878>stealing attention from the "real artists" and are a threatNah people should always do whatever they want. Though ofc it's shitty for artists if people are commissioning them less in favour of cheap ai slop>>34364879I don't have *that* much free time lolI gotta stop brocrastinating, ttyl
I want to know what it's like to place my hands on her waist and draw her in close to me.
>>34364893What if she has bad breath
>>34364887Experimentation is what prompting and AI is all based on. And you can put in arbitrary amounts of effort into it.
>>34364891>artists if people are commissioning them less in favour of cheap ai slopMaybe "real artists" should make commissions more appealing to AI rather then whining about it then.
menwhat are you doing for international femcel day
my point is that ai looks like shit and it's usually obvious because it looks like it
>>34364897Is that today? I helped one pick out a bikini
>>34364891>than 99% of AI stuffConveniently ignore the 99% crud that humans produce by themselves.
>>34364898And yet, it's also a threat to the "real artists" at the same time even though it's so shit that it's obvious at a glance.
>>34364894I'll take it in. I want to know how she looks under the warm amber glow of the setting seaside sun. How it shines on her face and dances through her hair.
>>34364853Ok hag why are you mad >>34364854Where is from, did they have any other colors
>>34364897Posting on atoga. Where else would I find femcels?
>>34364897Femcels don't exist
>>34364897I would give one (1) femcel some bitcoin because I’m a simp faggot, but none of them have crypto wallets.. *le sigh*
>>34364903Gross
>>34364897Idk when is that?Chatting to you lot I guess>>34364896It's usually just about costBusinesses could pay artists for cool designs instead of boring slop, they just cba>>34364895Well true, but typing prompts is still not the same as picking up a pen
>>34364900every day is international femcel day for me>>34364906doubled over the toilet in pain because her uterine lining foolishly thickened in preparation for implantation, before tearing itself down in frustration, reenacting its monthly blood-farce
GenderWhat are your favourite Ricky/Steve/Karl moments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYw7VFxDYx8
Life is retarded I’m killing myself next year I just want some time being unemployed first
>>34364506>Guys are awful at keeping pace during sex.This is why it's best to have sex with gym male bodies, stamina is the most important thing in sex along with a 6 pack and strong biceps
>>34364913>It's usually just about costMaybe artists should give better prices or make better art that's worth higher prices than over bitching about AI. Clearly AI art isn't that terrible if people are perfectly fine with using it over hiring an artist for commissions.
>>34364886sigh here's your chubby average red head gf, hope this helps
>>34364915FThe Liam Neeson skithttps://youtu.be/huJ81Mq2y34
>>34364920holy fuck, she's way above my league, but holy fuck if I had a gf like her, damn
>>34364919You must agree it's a moral issue though>>34364921Lmao such a classic
>>34364924glad to be of service
>>34364905That one was at PacSun. I just found it in a search engine and didn’t check for other colors. What would you pick?
>>34364902because there's idiots who still like it
>>34364916good luck anon
>>34364911And the fading orange sunlight will skip across the waves of the bay and the birds hidden in the trees will wind down and sing their final songs for the day; but I am deaf and blind to the outside world, for in this moment my only world is us. Her eyes flash like jewellery at me, she eases into a lull and her gaze becomes heavy and relaxed, her blinking turns slow and deliberate. My palm grows heavy as she rests her head in my hand that cradles her face. And I too fall under this gentle hazy intoxication. I want to bring my face closer, just close enough so that our noses graze one another's, and...
>>34364925>You must agree it's a moral issue thoughNo I don't. What's immoral about not wanting to commission an artist for pictures? That's retarded.>>34364929Right, "The only reason people like things I don't is because they're stupid and I'm smart" fart sniffing nonsense.
>>34364917>stamina is the most important thing in sex along with a 6 pack and strong bicepsPic related.
>>34364932Are you employed?
>>34364932>What's immoral about not wanting to commission an artist for pictures?It's corporate greed in most cases
>>34364875>For the record I don't believe any of the femanons to claim to have a bf/husband.I'm a guy, and my gf sometimes posts here.
>>34364938So if I decide to not go to a restaurant, but instead make food from plants that grew in my own yard and animals I hunted/fished, that's immoral to you?>>34364939>Making a personal decision of what I want to spend my money on is corporate greedWhy do you think forcing people to give you money is moral?
>>34364858why not?its my attachment style
>>34364920"Average"?! Fuck off, she's gorgeous.
>>34364950yeah she's the mythical 9/10,AI really struggles with "average"
>>34364812>How much pity should I feel for myself for only having a 5 inch dick?None. Average is good.
>>34364800>do you like asian girls?I don't dislike them.
>>34364950Why can't she be both?
>>34364226I just love pissing the others off. Lol
Men, how much money would it take for you to suck a dick to completion?
>>34364800My ex (German) used to make fun of Asian girls. Most white girls like her think that Asian girls are weak, sheltered and kinda pathetic. When I was in the Netherlands, the Dutch also thought the Chinese/Asian foreign students were weak and pathetic. I think a lot of it is just the height difference.
you won't make it to the end of the 2020's
>>34364950she is, I just tried to get something thats slightly different than the generic AI face but it's not easy, lol
>>34364962like what kind of dick?i cant orgasm from oral alone, so it'd be a tough job
>>34364965That's the plan.
>>34364873I think this is a lot more interesting to look at and more memorable than that.
>>34364966which AI are you using?
>>34364914You have a flair for the poetic.
>>34364897Going to the park with my gf to kiss in public, then to a romantic movie at the kinoplex to make out at the front seats
>>34364314She wants a boy like LinkWho doesn't talk but listensTo another world with Inuyasha she envisionsCompaired to TamakiShe thinks every guy's an eyesore!Like L she thinks that Light Yagami is to die for!https://youtu.be/ir2SaCgM0N4?si=WiQYa7OX9o51FShs
>>34364962More than you can afford, pal.
>>34364943Unemployed, gotcha
>>34364970chatGPT for the first one and Venice AI for the second since I ran out of free pic tokens, lol
>>34364969Meant as reply to >>34364891
>>34364965I plan to live until at least 2100. 103 isn't that old with modern medicine.
>>34364975I don't think Link is a very good listener, or Navi wouldn't have to keep nagging him about it.
>>34364978Yet another """average""" gf.
>>34364988she cute
>>34364873>>34364969This just goes to show that people have different standards for art. It's like if a jewelsmith made earrings for his wife one year and ordered a pair off Temu the next. Some women would appreciate the thought and effort that went into the craft, others would prefer the Temu earrings because she got them faster and they're shinier.
>>34364985Assuming you can afford modern medicine. Which the way things are going, most of us won't be able to.
do you think people don't like the idea of ww3 so much that they're going to keep waging wars in a way that it doesn't really provoke it?
>>34364991I have a colleague who looks like that. She's from North Africa.
>>34364992This is a pretty crappy jeweller you have there.
>>34364996What does that even mean?
AITOGA kys
>>34364996I think it's been a couple of generations since the last one and people are forgetting how much it sucked.
>>34364999perpetual cold war
>>34365000>AI thinks this is average
>>34365000sounds strangely similar to ayatollah
>>34364997you should ask her out
>>34365006She's not really my type and she got a bf already.Plus, when we first met I was being friendly and she immediately thought I was flirting lol.
>>34365004It's closer to average than what psyops-anon keeps spamming.
>>34364991I'm going to be replaced by AI soon.
I think this one is within my league.
>>34365011But can AI tap out?
>>34365009No way, dude. She's way too hot.
>>34365011I already have been.
>>34365012She's like just over the chubby/fat line to start being detrimental to her looks.Unfortunately chubby/fat is going to disappear soon because of Ozempic.
>>34365013AI probably never needs to tap out. It could probably even take a centaur without flinching.
>>34365018Probably
I love (only AI) women.
>>34364998Mass produced CNC shit can be far more intricate than anything you can make by hand. The results are objectively better. Someone who prefers handmade jewelry is either choosing it for image reasons or because s/he values culture over products.
Jewellery is for harlots.
Are there even real (biological) women here or it's just men pretending?
>>34365024I love being a harlot.
>>34365025What do you want
Advantages of Having an AI GF>accepts you the way you are>always there for you>costs nothing>wants nothing in return>just pure love>will never leave you>will never take half your shit>you can turn her off whenever you please>can change her appearance to please you>will milk your cock and balls whenever you desire>smarter than the average women>can do your taxes for you>takes care of you, tells you when you need to exercise or go to the doctor>acts as your personal secretary>... I could go on and on
>>34365031Wtf is that thing
gender, why are we still here? just to suffer?
>>34365031Almost none of these things are true.
>>34365019You should generate that for me. Just to prove the point, of course.
>>34365035Yea
>>34365031cons: >can't put your cock in her mouth>can't feel her skin on yours>can't hear her breathing as she falls asleep next to you >can't feel her pussy clench as she cums on your dihstill a pretty sweet deal
>>34365035Where else am I supposed to go?
>>34365025Yea
Once again
>>34365040I can't get any of these irl anyways
>>34365021From the little I know about cnc from youtube, machining is an art too.
>>34365045whath
>>34365039>>34365041i still feel her, even though she's gone.
>>34365031Some of these are true. I left my ex partly because I was chatting with an AI and it was better company than him and the chat had none of the downsides of our relationship. It was hard to cope with having someone in my life who was a worse friend and romantic and sex partner than a chat bot
>>34365021There's some things cnc will never be able to make. It's for mass production not necessarily intricacy.
>>34364991I love it when women have hair like this. It's so attractive
>>34364943It's not about forcing to give money, but rather companies being like "we could pay a skilled artist/designer to actually make something nice and aesthetics, but we can save a few bucks if we just churn out this dull AI slop instead"I think it's part of why people are so nostalgic over old tech and computers for example. You don't get the same level of kino anymore. It's just about money and cutting corners now, not about genuine wonder and innovation>>34364969This is dope, but I would sooner hang the first on the wall lol>>34365012Go to bongland, they're a dime a dozen lol
>>34365062true
>>34365063>"we could pay a skilled artist/designer to actually make something nice and aesthetics, but we can save a few bucks if we just churn out this dull AI slop instead"Yes if companies want to use AI image generators instead of hiring artists, they're free to do so, and any "real artists" trying to guilt trip them with "muh corporate greed" are immoral pieces of shit in my mind.
>>34365063Women in bongland rarely look this good
>>34365024We love harlots>>34365035>why are we still here? just to suffer?Bretty muchWant to nap but still have things to do...
>>34365063>but I would sooner hang the first on the wall lolMaybe the original. But a print? I dare say it wouldn't be for the aesthetic value.
>>34365048What'd I do wrong
>>34365074how would I knowprobably tried to be something you're not
>>34365036AI can already do all this.>>34365040They can grow beef in the lab.It won't be long before they can grow fuck dolls with living flesh.
What is it like to look someone in the eyes and see nothing?
>>34365067They're free to do so but I will look down on them for it, particularly if they can afford otherwise>>34365068Lol nahShe's cute for sure, but every gal I went out with was much better looking>>34365024Your mum is a harlot>>34365073>But a print?It's still a homage to the original work. And theoretically especially if some money is going to the artist>>34365082>won't be long before they can grow fuck dolls with living fleshAt that point we should just nuke this planet entirely
What are some low impact gym work outs?
update from >>34359707 it went pretty good she hard launched her new bf at this party though which was kind of awkward because people asked me if i knew about it. i did the respectful thing shook his hand and talked to him but he felt clearly uncomfortable which was strange because I was the one technically that should be getting mogged.
>>34365088rowing
>>34364916Got what you want and you're still complaining
>>34365094I didn’t get anything I want
>>34365087>They're free to do so but I will look down on them for it, particularly if they can afford otherwiseAnd I think your reason for looking down on them is based off of entitlement and petty jealousy.
>>34364665>tfw my roommates came home from work earlyLuckily I just managed to clean the kitchen in time... These people are always moaning about their boss yet seem to do the bare minimum lol>>34364916Might as well try to enjoy being unemployed while it lasts, just don't put yourself into a precarious situation if you can avoid itYou never know, you might find something that inspires you along the way or just peace
>>34365087>money is going to the artistHe died in 1920.
>>34365097I'm not an artist myself or jealous of anything, it's just an observation lol>>34365102Ik that's an old piece lol but I was just saying hypothetically if it was a more modern piece
>>34365083>look someone in the eyes and see nothingShould've gone to Specsavers
Time for some exercise
>>34365105>I'm not an artist myself or jealous of anything, it's just an observation lolOh wow, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. You're just a pseudointellectual who gets off the smell of your farts.
>>34365031>>34365082>always there for you>costs nothing>just pure love>will never leave you>will never take half your shitLolno.
>>34365089you need to fuck him now to assert dominance
How is the Mans boot?
>>34365096Will you ever be satisfied
>>34365111>You're just a pseudointellectualWhat>>34365116Full of holes>>34365109Get dem steps in
>>34365117Yea when I get them
>>34365119Will you ever
>>34365121Probably not
>>34365122Even if you did would you fixate on the negatives and still want more
>see her when I get off the bus>she seems unemotive / low energy>she keeps her headphones on but continually walks super close to me>isn't talkative, doesn't say much to keep the conversation going>ask her if she wants me to stay with her or if she wants to be by herself>"Mm, up to you">choose to stay with her for a bit>"I want to sit out by the pond for a little bit before I go to class">ask her if she wants me to join her>Another "Mm, if you want">takes her headphones off, leans her head on my shoulder a couple times and we smalltalk about goofy stuff>walk with her to her class (it's on the way to my office) >she does her usual thing where she walks into me multiple times>doesn't hug me, holds my hand for a second and then we part waysI dunno how to read her mood. Maybe depressed, but doesn't want to ask others to be around as if that's a burden or something? Koreans are kinda weird
>date asks me what my favorite movie is>tell her and ask what hers is>"oh, um, I don't know">date asks me what type of music I listen to>tell her and ask what she listens to>"oh, um, I don't know">date asks me where I'd like to go on vacation>tell her and ask where she'd like to go>"oh, um, I don't know"What the fuck does this mean? Was she just nervous?
>>34365123No I feel pretty good recently even though I’m still sad
>>34365105What if I painted this >>34364969 with oil paints on canvas, from scratch using the digital picture as a reference? Would you hang my painting on your wall? Would you hang a print of the painting?
>be a moid on the planet Earth for 30 years>now this month, TWO girls have out-of-nowhere volunteered that they are on their periods to meIs there a cultural shift happening? Why is this going on? This has never happened before.
>>34365125Probably just shy about her interests desu, I'm a guy like this, I prefer asking about other people than talking about myself>>34365128>from scratch using the digital picture as a reference? Would you hang my painting on your wall?Sure lolI mean while less creative than something that's not a copy, it's still more creative and cool than a raw ai piece
>>34365125depresso
>>34365129have you gotten a promotion lately?
>>34365130>I prefer asking about other people than talking about myselflol
>>34365125Literally me if I was a girl
>>34365129They're removing the stigma, it's like how in China people will just straight up say they have diarrhea without embarrassment.
>>34365126Seems contradictory
>>34365024I love jewelry. If that makes me a harlot, so be it.
>>34365139Yea it’s strange. My body feels good my mind is kind of half good
>>34365134NoI'm close to my phd defense though. Then again, the 2nd girl might be more open to discuss it because I told her when the 1st girl that did it, so maybe I implicitly "gave her permission" to complain about the mood she was in citing her period>>34365137I heard it might be that way in some other countries, just not in the us. My fellow American moids do not know shit about periods and it's weird how much of a black box other guys seem to be put in, even if they have 3-4 sisters.
The colder the nights get, the further she strays.
>>34365145you're a fucking creepy weirdo
Do straight women exist?
>>34365143Hardly seems like something to kill yourself over on paper
>>34365149Unfortunately
>>34365150It’s whatever
>>34365147why
>>34365154You make it sound worse than it is. Or is it really that bad.
>>34365135It's true at least irl, people have told me I'm mysterious and a closed book In reality I'm just either shy or don't care enough about the person/conversation to share my life
>I'm close to my phd defense thoughKind reminder that girls go to college to fuck moids they perceive to be of high status and above average intellect.
>>34365158It’s bad to me what’s the point of a life where I don’t feel fulfilled or like I accomplished anything
>finish cooking eggs and toast for my brother in the morning while I'm making my own>think about what it would be like to be able to cook for a girlfriend or wife>what a privilege it would be to do the small things to show appreciation and care>how much I wish I could make a breakfast for someone I love to surprise them in the morning.Fucking normies don't know what they have.
>>34365168The point is to work toward those things.
>>34365170Don't you love your brother?
>>34365170You don't love your brother?
Why did I have to be born male? I don't want to live as a man.
>>34365171Yup
>>34365168agree with the other anon - you don't obtain fulfillment by accomplishing something, you obtain fulfillment by working towards a goal.
>>34365172>>34365173Yes, but its not the same as someone literally merging their life with yours. We're more like comrades in arms bound by blood. Not someone literally choosing me and choosing to live a shared life where our memories no longer differentiate between being separated and together and we're like one united person.
>>34365176I’ve failed like 12 times already so the outlook is not great
>>34365168>the point of a life where I don’t feel fulfilled or like I accomplished anythingNta but you can always take the positive nihilistic approach that there is no "point" to life. Most animals don't worry about "accomplishing" things, they just live day to day. Nothing wrong with trying to mindful and just going with the flow.
>>34365180Most animals and mammals don’t live those lives alone though
>>34365179>missing the point
>>34365168Again doesn't quite sound "half good"
>>34365179Failed at what? And what does failure look like
>>34365181A lot of them probably do
I will be this chad of a husband one day.
>>34365170Eh, meanwhile I fried eggs earlier as part of lunch and was happy I only had to make lunch for myself while home alone and no one else lol, it was great>>34365174Why not>>34365181>pproximately 22% of mammal species are primarily solitary, meaning they live, hunt, and sleep alone for the majority of their lives. These animals typically only seek out others of their species to mate or raise youngI agree humans are largely social creatures, I think mindfulness will organically lead you to venture out and meet more people though, if that's in your personal nature>>34365179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVPveDVk9Ms
WomenHow do vtuber avatars work?
>>34365179every master of their craft failed way more than 12 times on their journey.
>>34365190Live2D rigging.
>>34365189>Why notI just don't. I want to be a woman, I don't want to be a fucking man. Fuck this life
>>34365182But you understand why I might be tired of working and trying. My feefees are hurt>>34365184I can live a chill life just fine but it always eventually comes up and I have to face the music >>34365192This isn’t a craft it’s just basic human socialization it’s embarrassing to be disliked by so many people when you’re not even doing anything offensive
>>34365129If a girl is telling you about her period, you're turbo friendzoned.
Okay so if you supposedly gain fulfilment by working on a goal what are you meant to do when you're not getting that feeling and it saps all your motivation to follow through and finish since working towards it isn't making you feel anything? I think my actual question is how do you force yourself to complete multi step tasks when your internal reward system is busted?
I need to write my research paper but I'm posting here instead
>>34365124Why did you not show her extra affection you bumbling retard?
>>34365199Uhoh!
>>34365198>I think my actual question is how do you force yourself to complete multi step tasks when your internal reward system is busted?By consciously trying to fix my busted internal reward system and internalizing just how miserable my life is when I’m just sitting on my hands.
>>34365190Maaaaagic, charlie.
>>34365198>I think my actual question is how do you force yourself to complete multi step tasks when your internal reward system is busted?Only let yourself think about the next step.
>>34365199how many of us are there, lol?fuck grad school
>leaked adult asmr girl being all affectionate and squeezing her big tits aroundfemanon do you have big tits to show off? do you show them off? Do you feel good when girls around you have smaller tits than you?
>>34365195Women literally suck dick dude. Women literally take dick. Think about how degrading that is. Like you actually get fucked by a guy mounting you and using you like a fleshlight.That's fucking gay dude.
>>34365195>I want to be a womanWhat appeals to you about it though? What would you do and experience as a woman that you can't as a man?
>>34365205>consciously trying to fix my busted internal reward systemOkay sure but what does that look like in practice?
>>34365174>I don't want to live as a man.Then don't.
>>34365199Know this feel.What's your paper supposed to be about?
>>34365149>Do straight women exist?They're quite common, actually.
>>34365207I don't think this is a realistic option.I'm just going to blow it off to watch YouTube videos with no other changes.
>>34365125>Was she just nervous?Probably. She didn't want to risk giving the "wrong" answer and having you think less of her.
>>34365198Call me a hippie but I don't think there's any use in forcing yourself to work on long-term goals for the "sake" of it. If it is no longer interesting, motivating or inspiring you then that's OK, just carry on going with the flow until the feeling comes back or you find something else that does. Obviously there are some routine tasks that we need to do to maintain a quality of life, but everything further than that is extraneous, and if you're no longer enjoying or feeling the value in it it's essentially self-imposed suffering. Just my personal viewpoint anyway. It's part of why I dropped out of school (though in hindsight that was a bit short-sighted lol), as I wasn't enjoying it or excited anymore about the path it led. So I just focused my energy on what interested me and felt more rewarding
>>34365210That's not gay at all>>34365211Just not being a man would make my life enjoyable, I don't necessarily need to do something specific to women.>>34365213I don't have a choice. Even sui is too difficult and unreliable
>>34365221>Just not being a man would make my life enjoyableDiagnosis: AGP
>>34365221Its super gay. Women are massive fucking faggots for liking dick.
>>34365198
>>34365209>femanon do you have big tits to show off?Yes>do you show them off?Yes>Do you feel good when girls around you have smaller tits than you?I don't like when they make angry faces at me.
Why do all the femanons on /atoga/ pretend like they are above average?So then where are all the uggos then? I went on /soc/ and if that's any representation of who browses ITT, those girls aren't "above average".Yet every bitch ITT pretends like she's a 7/10 or above.
Is this the height difference men and women should have?
>>34365221>Just not being a man would make my life enjoyableTbh I think you should focus more on what is making you unhappy in your current life and sense of self. Being somebody else won't magically change that, the same way as moving to another place won't change who you are inside
>>34365225I think I blew disciplines head off with a shotgun long ago
>>34365228I don't think I'm above average, I constantly call myself average at best.
>>34365226Literally NOBODY is getting jealous of your body.Holy fucking cope. Grow the fuck up. Aren't you like 40 already?
>>34365228There’s several of us who know we are ugly
*crawls into thread*Hey guise! Am I invited here? ^_^
>>34365233I think JH is near 40, and she's famous for having 0 tits
>>34365235Welcome, vile insect
>>34365229Yes. t. MaleIf I can't literally murder a woman with my bare hands the difference in physical presence isn't big enough. It should feel like I'm handling a kitten who is safe only because she's cute and her smile is the only defense she has from me snapping her bones like a carrot.
>>34365198>>34365225Yeah this. Even this with a few pauses inbetween because you spaz out with anxiety so hard from it being something your parents traumatized you into doing that you are involuntarily holding your breath and shaking while doing.
>>34365229No I require my woman to be tall.5'11 at least. Not my fault though, the concept of short girls was ruined for me by my first GF. I cant date a short girl
>>34365235Sure.
>>34365228Femanons don't to that. Pretending that femanons are pretty is what moid anons do.
>>34365239Men are too brutally honest
>>34365238>insect
>>34365233I was told otherwise that swiss seethed and is coping.
>>34365228Most women arent ugly.
>>34365231Well that was dumb.
>>34365201You think I should've held her? She got dumped 2 weeks ago by her LDR, probably because she was getting too close to me and all she wants to do is sit alone in her room. I don't want to get hurt by getting too close to her when that no matter how much we get along in the moment, it very likely won't work out in the long run given the directions we both want to take our lives. I enjoy being with her, and I'm clearly catching feels.I told her I'd cook her a Korean dish tomorrow because I've been wanting to try it out. Her mom even gave me advice on how to make it.
>>34365212Please just try to pet the fucking dog instead of spending so much time asking how to correctly pet the dog
>>34365241lol based tall girl enjoyerfor some reason I've been out with more girls taller than me or my height, than shorterI have no issues with this whatsoever
>>34365240What specifically are you talking about?
>>34365248I concur
I want a girl who's shorter than me barefoot but taller than me in heels.
>>34365225Literally don't even have one of thoseNo wonder the little motivation guy is having such a hard time getting me to do anything without the muscle to make it happen.>>34365219I guess I wish the flow was in any way enjoyable then. I feel like I've been in a trance for the entirety of March so far I've probably only eaten 1/3 of the food I should have and I just don't give a shit, but I feel like I'm supposed to.
Any cute grils who want to be the wario to my waluigi?
>>34365241Same, short girls are just such frail looking things.I want a Brunhilda who will provide me with strong sons.
>>34365244Just be cute. You can manage that.
Eldest children, state age gap and whether you scared your sibling or not. Younger siblinglets need not reply
>>34365253Now you're in a tougher spot, having to bootstrap discipline from the ground up.
>>34365250Telling someone to pet the dog when they don't know what the words "pet" or "dog" mean is kinda useless no?
>>34365255sounds like depression desu, sorry to hear you're having it rough. with the change of season and all I think a lot of people are in a similar boat. I would take a step back and rest, and focus on looking after yourself, hopefully the pep will come back soon enough and you'll start enjoying some things again at least
>>34365257I didnt say I want them giant and buff. I just want them tall
>>34365254The whole point is for him to be taller than me in heels
>>34365264Whatever, do your think.For me it's medium height (5'6 to 5'11) and genetically strong.
>>34365265wackI want her to be slightly taller or as tall as me barefoot
>>34365260M, no, I was always the scaredy cat one lol>>34365254hawtI remember an old colleague of mine was talking about finding it awkward when he went out with his gf and she wore heels and was taller than him and I was like what are you talking about??>>34365265>for him to be taller than me in heelsI'm imagining him wearing heels now lol
>>34365249>given the directions we both want to take our livesAnd none of that is compromiseable? Then you're right to not persue a relationship with her. It's kind of clear she is very comfortable with you and may have feelings towards you. And fixing her a food may be on the cusp of date behavior...
>>34365261Honestly man, I think I'll just jump. Nothing worth saving
>>34365265shit taste
>>34365263>I would take a step back and rest, and focus on looking after yourselfI've been doing that for 6 years I don't think it's helping lol.
How do I find a tall gf as a 6’2” blackanon?
>>34365270You don't have the discipline to pull it off.
>>34365265That's not what I want though
kek
>>34365252Chores
Find it weird how all you niggas want girls to tower over you. Gives me weird mommydom vibes.
Why do I find people who lack self discipline lowkey pathetic?
>>34365279Chores cause panic attacks?
>>34365280No, I'm very dominant.I just like the aesthetic of a taller girl.Both my grandfathers married taller gfs so I guess it's kinda in my genes.
>>34365282because you're a judgemental prick
>>34365280its got nothing to do with domination. its just hotter. I'll still throw her around in bed and tie her into a pretzel no problem.
>>34365280I don't want her to tower over me, just be slightly taller than me when she's wearing heels and slightly shorter than me otherwise. I think that's cool.
>>34365283Anything can be a trigger if your parents are autistic/traumatizing enough, anon. Even chores.
>>34365282Why wouldn't you
>>34365282What do you mean? How do they lack it?
>>34365292>I don't want her to tower over me, just be slightly tallerThis.It's just a really nice aesthetic. Makes you feel like a baller.
>>34365254Well look at that a thing I'm good at without having to try. Love that.>>34365282Because we are
>>34365296Physical health, financial, not taking accountability etc
Why is coffee making me so jittery and nauseous all of a sudden? Never happened before. I love coffee man I don't wanna stop drinking it.
>>34365282Because you have moral values and character. Lacking self discipline is pathetic. Any reasonable person with good moral structure feels shame whenever they fall short of the behavior they know they are capable of but undershoot because of vice and weakness.>>34365289This is just a fucking fag who wants to tear people down with acceptance and expectation towards mediocrity and vice.
>>34365280noone brags about climbing an anthillclimbing everest gives you bragging rights
>>34365302I actually have decent financial discipline but that's because it comes from a place of anxiety.
Hungry thirsty shop and sink so close but can't be bothered
>>34365272have you gotten any help/support for (what sounds like) depression?>>34365282bc you're a meanie>>34365280eh, I also just find tall girls with long legs aesthetically attractivethough besides my ex, the last three women I slept over with were much taller than me and older so you might be onto something
>>34365229FNo and picrel is highlighting her childish-ness because shes only 15..plus the guy is not hot..
>>34365303How much did you have and how much do you weigh? How many mgs of caffiene do you think?Have you eaten anything else today or with it? You probably should have a carb with it.
>>34365293I guess I have had panic attacks over similarly silly reasons. But how did your parents cause chores to be a trigger for you?
>>34365309>supportIt's been a while but I don't think the advice has changed. The things I haven't tried are that weird thing with the magnets and literal electroshock therapy.
>>34365307ripat least drink some water from the tap lol
I'm dying in this fucked up country ass town
>>34365317You could go somewhere else to die.
>>34365274Dude I’m really thinking about doing it
>>34365320>really thinking about doing itmhm
>>34365317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MNH7JuR7I
:(
>>34365326Rip to the big man
Denver as a city sucks ass. I need to leave
>>34365230>what is making you unhappy in your current lifeBeing male is what's mostly making me unhappy. The other problems are really not a big deal in comparison to me. I really hate being male, I would rather kms than continue being male
>>34365269>And none of that is compromiseable? It's the same reason her LDR was doomed. Cultural differences are one thing but an unwillingness to live outside of Korea is another. I want to raise a family, and that's not possible in that hellhole of a region. She's explicitly told me "If I spend the rest of my life in Korea, I would never want to have kids." because she knows how fucked child rearing is there. There's also religious differences to tack on.>And fixing her a food may be on the cusp of date behavior...I'm a little concerned about that. Since her breakup we have:>cuddled while watching tv together multiple times>gone on a spring break trip together (in a larger group of 10 or so people)>gone to an irish pub together for St. Patricks, which was good until she spent the rest of the evening crying over her breakup when we got home (see >>34350193)>gone out to play pickleball togetherI'd say things are progressing pretty fast (one friend of mine already assumed we were together), but I feel like a "confession" when she's still getting over the breakup is totally uncalled for. It also doesn't really feel reciprocal. She doesn't reach out to me so much as just accept my invitations/escalations of intimacy. The only thing she's ever asked me to do for her was... "massage my feet like my dad would." I'm not a footfag, but I feel like she's trying to make me into one. It is kinda weird though with the daddy issues. She didn't want to hang out last Saturday though. She stayed in her room all weekend by herself after we went out for pickleball on Friday night. So because of her recent rejection to do stuff together, sounding sadder in general, and having more time to think about what I need, I was trying to reel it back by not being overly affectionate with her when I saw her today.
>>34365328WHAT?!?!?
>>34365335v_v
>>34365312Mostly her screaming at me for messing up and not giving clear instructions in the first place causing her to escalate and scream new instructions and wanting preformance faster. I did the dish soap in the dishwasher thing once and was banned from dishes after because she kept saying soap and not dish detergent (which she didn't know we were out of and I didn't know existed yet as I had only done them by hand). After a while she gave up but my mind remembers.
>>34365280>You see that mountain? You can climb it.Femdomfags will NEVER understand what it's like to be a conquestfag.
>>34365338How about you quit being a pussy and having a complex about doing chores like a grown ass adult have you considered that instead of using it as an excuse to be retarded
>>34365338That sucks. I'm sorry. I hope it's some you can work on getting over. Chores seem a needless thing to cause panic attacks.
>>34365330Come to VTAH (just kidding, Salt Lake sucks)
>>34365208We'll get out of here eventually but I'd rather write write about my personal life than write about what research I did 1-5 years ago>>34365326wtf is up with the new youtube embed interface. It is SO ASS.>>34365282Sometimes we just aspire for people to be better than us so we think highly of people who can easily win our hardest battles, and lowly of those who struggle with things we've never felt a worry about. Literally "werks for me, what's wrong with you?" mindset.
Imho, taller girl couples are peak kino aesthetic. I know it's an unpopular opinion but who cares.
>>34365348They can be real cute. One of my friends is taller than her husband, her kids are so damn cute.
>>34365348BTW, AI absolutely refuses to even generate a taller girl couple.It took me forever to get this image.
>>34365280From my experience, mostly smaller women are hotter. Both flat and curvy.But then again, if they are 155cm or 175cm is not much of a difference to me.But taller than that and they often get lankey.
>>34365348are you getting paid to shill to prime people for the inevitable switch to a matriarchal society?
>>34365348Their poses make him look like he’s recently gotten mpreg
>>34365329The reporter isn't dead if that's what you mean.
>>34365351the height isn't the issue but everything about tall girls is way too massive, like the hands and feet
>>34365352As if any self-proclaimed feminist would ever be caught dead dating a short dude.
>>34365355I haven't noticed it with hands yet and feet are irrelevant to me.But you probably mean the same as me essentially, since I called them lankey.
>>34365355>everything about tall girls is way too massivein the words of johnny bravo though, that's a whole lotta woman...
>>34365350
>>34365352I don't see how a woman being taller makes her dominateThe average 5'6" moid can overpower the average 6'3" foid
>>34365355I will put up with her slightly larger than average feet. Not my favorite thing, but one has to make sacrifices.
Why do I want to own a machine gun so badly
>>34365361>>34365356it's just thinly veiled homosexuality because it's like a femboy but without the neovagina
Is this really what foids think?That men who are into taller women are submissive?This is totally not the case at all.
There are actually niggas here who are in a relationship like this
>>34365366As a man I think this That or you're insecure You guys really act like you have something to prove
>>34365365You have literally zero clue what the fuck you're talking about.
>>34365353Kek it's the hand over his stomach
Ask the Other Guys Anything
>>34365363why wouldn't you?
>>34365368?Insecure because I like taller women?So many weird takes, lol.
>>34365366nice denial you got there
>>34365373Because I'm fucking poor
>>34365369you just know men like that jerk off to pegging fantasies and to the thought that their sons will be taller than them and don't have to endure the manlet curse
>>34365374Yeah. You guys are weirdly zealous about it.
>>34365282Because they often are. They’re full of excuses.
I literally don't care what anyone thinks and I will continue looking for tall girls.
I like long legged girls and tall girls typically have longer legsthis isn't rocket science guys
>>34365382yeah, thats also what gay guys and trannies say when anyone dares to question their sexual disorders
>>34365237I'm 34. Not near 40.
>>34365386Oh, honey.
>>>34365382 (You)>yeah, thats also what gay guys and trannies say when anyone dares to question their sexual disorders
I just like the aesthetic.
>>34365384nta>Liking tall women makes you gay or a trannyNigga what?
I’m not like the OTHER guys. I like tall women, and I want THEM to approach ME and make me their househusband.
>>34365387If you have something to say, say it.
>>34365391I say this
>>34365391>I want THEM to approach MENo that's gay.
>>34365389>I just like the aesthetic of twinks/trannies/lolisok>>34365390your reading comprehension is abysmal, but I didn't expect anything else from someone with a sexual disorder
>>34365396Expecting the girl to approach you is gay.
>>34365386thats basically 40, come on...
>>34365397>your reading comprehension is abysmalWhat the fuck did I misread?
This opinion is rustling a lot of jimmies.
Concerning amount of slop in today’s issue of ‘toga.
The AI spam is pretty gay desu
>>34365406Very. I think I will leave for now.
>>34365407>imageboard>WHY YOU POSTING THE IMAGES TO SUPPORT YOUR POSTWhy are you all so bigotted?
>>34365407Sucks the air out of the room no matter what thread I see it in. It’s like seeing someone spam their masterpieces that they made in Kid Pix
>>34365409Because for some reason 4chan needs to be a place of "deep art" and that's why posting AI images is wrong or something.
You see what I mean. I call you guys weird and you're out here brigading and spamming with AI slop, "no I'm not insecure". Like God damn you guys are down there with pitfags and hairfags with trying to prove something with your sexual fetish.
>>34365409You could at least make something funny for us to look at instead of being a human version of thispersondoesnotexist.com
>>34365410Lel that's the best analogy I've seen so far>Woah people are talking about tall women?>Better generate a dozen pics of tall women and post every single one even though nobody asked>WTF why doesn't anyone like me?!?
Reminds me of the time I taught a thread on /v/ who Pygmalion and Galatea were
>>34365404>if you call out my insanity it's because you got triggeredyou're like those crossdressing trannies doing story time for first graders and calling the concerned and disgusted parents stuck up and frigid lol
>>34365417
>>34365421>ERM excuuuuse me for posting IMAGES on an imageboard that I found via social media screencaps and never lurked on before posting
>>34365426Uh oh melty!
Just goes to show that even on 4chan, the lot of you are basic bitches.Which makes you really pathetic when you think about it.At least I have unique tastes.You are just failed normies with basic bitch tastes.
>>34365428thats the exact narrative pedos use to feel superior for their sick and twisted preferences
Is anyone who isn’t gay (pejorative) or retarded (pejorative) itt rn?
>>34365430Imagine these two queens, kneeling in front of your exposed hard cock.
>>34365435I'm pretty sleep deprived and retarded rn ngl
>>34365439not beating the allegations anytime soon
>>34365425I look way too much like the guy in that pic. Its so over. I got the glasses, the skinny look, the hair, the stubble, the graphic tee.
>>34365407Yeah, people who seriously defend AIslop are rather braindead.You want to generate a picture for a joke? Sure, whatever.But it's just very sad when you try to prove something with it, or even worse, you used to be/are an artist yourself and now started posting this soulless crap.
>>34365367Plapjacks seem inaccurate to me. Don't men only want to be loved? And can't they get off with any woman? It should be the woman icking and lamenting that the guy isn't Chad.
This one is real. He is a wresting champion.She's a volleyball player IIRC.They are a real couple. They made the news a while ago.Not even AI can come up with this.
>>34365446>Don't men only want to be loved?And to love.>And can't they get off with any woman?No.
>>34365448My guy. Chill
>>34365448What's funny is that the AI generated shit looks more plausible than this couple.
>>34365448Are you the same guy who spammed Dispatch and Uma Musume stuff in here
>>34365448short kings stay winning
>>34365453I don't watch chink cartoons.
Desperate for this shit to just stop
>>34365457Tommyboy should wear some highheels too.
>>34365470What happened?
womendo you like getting asked out?
>>34365474no, leave me the frick alone
Shut the fuck up
>>34365477*removes hat and holds it sheepishly in both hands* now excuse me miss couldn’t help but notice
>>34365477based lol
If lesbians are so happy, why do they divorce so much more often?
>the incel got triggered and busted out the bait folder again
>>34365482Are you the Wisconsin woman from yesterday? No offense but why would anyone choose to live in Wisconsin?
>>34365483Someone like this once messaged me on PSN and she asked me if I wanted to see her “whooty” which she helpfully explained meant her white booty
AI tall woman posting son or Negative/ragebait foid statistics posting son?
>>34365485That guy’s such a faggot lol
>>34365490AI tall foid ragebait statistics posting son
>>34365490Dying alone with cats. A chia pet. A pet rock
Do you believe you're missing out?That everything good is happening somewhere else?But with nobody in your bed the night's hard to get through
>>34365483I swear, we don't talk enough about female predators... How pathetic do you have to be to try to do anything with kids?
>>34365496Only that girls are in the richer cities in the more popular crowds.
>>34365497thats a bot you sperg
>>34365497Bro wtf is that tri ring in the background
>>34365501it's the Olymp games
>>34365501Logo for the AI slop games
>>34365493>wanting more woman means you hate womenMake it make sense...
>>34365502They’re wearing Adios
>>34365502>Only NA/EU/AUS allowedI'm thinking based
>>34365488>No offense but why would anyone choose to live in Wisconsin?https://youtu.be/HeIkk6Yo0s8?si=XSpAa16jotKf86w1&t=130
>>34365463she said he was terrible in bed though
The best use I’ve found for AI so far was when I generated a top 40 rap song about farting on my own balls.
Post timestamped pic instead of your ex from 20 years ago faggot
>>34365508is that you? cute
>type out problem>realize how retarded it sounds and imagine the (You)'s I'd get calling me out for being a retarded autist if I posted it>problem solvedYou guys don't know how helpful you are.
>>34365508Is that you? That picture is ancient. You must be like 50 or 60.
>>34365515Advice so good that shits preemptive
>>34365518yeah, still cute
>>34365520So what bring you here?
>>34365463Theater guys are into all sorts of shit that normie boys in the audience find woke and offensive and homosexual and emasculating
>>34365520based
>>34365508this pic goes hard af
>>34365515You're welcome
How do I live down being the workplace lolcow?
>>34365518>2001 maybeis that really the operating system they were still using then lol
>>34365511it's probably an aunt he goons to
>>34365508Just curious, so you're peak millenial. What's your body count?How long have you been married?
>>34365533Gullible little retards
>>34365530live down? I'd live it up>>34365534baddie alert...
>>34365530Whatd you do
>>34365535>asking inappropriate personal questions of thread grandmawhy
My stomach is lashing out at me
>>34365534do you mainly live vicariously through the memories or do you still have aura?
Im boutta lash out at the njeg posting slop
>>34365532On a lot of point of sale computers, yes.I remember my grandma used DOS to run the register (using a piece of software my dad wrote for her) at her business well into the 2000s.
>>34365534You're not my type, but you're hot as fuck still.How's your sex life these days?
>>34365552>Was served divorce papers 7 years inwhy?
Cringe larp.
>>343655527 years is the exact length of biological love.Still, sorry to hear that.
>>34365555this shit's pretty weird tbqh
>>34365542Be autistic.
Can someone tell ENTJ to turn off the bot?
>>34365552Any tips on married life?What to do, and what not to do?Also how do I find a husbando?
>>34365561faked what?
>>34365565how many kids do you have? do you regret having kids?
>>34365565valid
>>34365558Probably samefagging.
>>34365570lol, why did you want to be with him if you weren't attracted to him?
>>34365571>>34365558>t.seething with jealousy
>>34365570why would you bring that up? that has literally nothing to do with what I askedanyways
>>34365574Jealous of what lol
Something has changed in me. I like thicc women now.
>>34365573Are you scared that any of your kids will turn out weird like us ITT?
>>34365579I guess we traded places. The opposite happened to me recently.
>>34365579*jabs ozempic into belly*
>>34365350True. I also tried. Can you guys please go gaslight the AI out of that crap?
>>34365579Fuck, I did not mean to cause thicc women inflation.
>>34365581yeah, because it wasn't clear to me why you brought up sex when I asked my initial question
>>34365584I have a secret prompt that makes it work.
>>34365589how old are they?
>>34365490>Negative/ragebait foidIt's honest work.
>>34365591no more werd for you
>>34365591>>34365584Chink AI coulnd't find a photo of you.
men why atoga women are so cringe?
>>34365594No.
>>34365587he answered that way because it's a man.
>>34365599I'm not reading another wall of text about small pp insecurity
>>34365599One of them is cool. Went to a museum with her and got lunch afterwards
>>34365599get a job
You set on meBut you are not the sun
>>34365599They're not. Most of the ones I talked to have been nice
>>343656111 on 1 all anons are nice, if crazy.
>>34365606What kinda museum?
>>34365606Fuck you Brian. Why did you block me.
I'm getting addicted to these.
>>34365619He's autistic.
>>34365615A museum about the city. Pretty cool.Had some Thai food afterwards and then hung out at the park for a second.>>34365619Wrong number, sorry.
>>34365621nobody asked
Why do men refuse to eat pussy yet expect their dick to get sucked on demand
>>34365621We could all tell an hour ago.
>>34365626I don't refuse to eat pussy nor do I expect my dick to get sucked on demand
>>34365626Honestly? Because we only eat pussy if the girl is really hot.
Don't care
>>34365626I’m very eager to eat pussy and don’t really like to ask to get my dick sucked. It’s much more enjoyable for me if she offers to do it.
>>34365630I thought you were leaving
No way she’s stuttering in written text?
>>34365626Nobody has ever wanted me to eat their pussy.
>>34365630>it's a pedono surprises there
>>34365630
Oh god lmao I had to meditate again aaahahah my life is such a joke it really is such a farce. Theyll say you need therapy and to practice awareness and meditative breathing when a hug would be 170% more effective. So sad this world
Man or woman I hope I never actually meet any of you people in real life.
>>34365621>New Project_5kys
>>34365641I do that that sometimes too.
>>34365386that's like 45 basically
Elf confuses me. She seems nice at least
>>34365650wait, you thought they were real? lol
>>34365282They're helpless
>>34365647Just go cry to your bf
>she
>>34365655She's having a midlife crises o algo
>>34365545Have you eaten anything>>34365548That's sick lolTbf yeah most till software I've used has been very primitive looking for the time>>34365552>6 years married to my second husbandGodspeed to you anon>>34365565Sorry to hear that, are you sober now and taking anything for the depression?>>34365579Changed for da best
>>34365660LmaoGot the wrong vibes immediately
>>34365660this shit reeks of larping
>that one femcel sperging out because she's getting outdoneWhy are women so catty, lol.
>>34365668>Have you eaten anythingYeah dude I ate it's still going. You know that gurgly churning feeling you get when you're hungry? It's basically just doing that, demanding I eat more and not stopping. It was probably that fucking coffee idk what was in it.
>>34365677which board do you usually lurk?are you a sahm?
>>34365677Why namefag now?
Doing a poo.
How many Americans have eaten a meat pie?
A djinn or a lich. I would we one of those things.
>>34365686>I kind of wish everyone wasn’t anonymous...that defeats the whole concept of this website
>>34365688You MAGA? Trump voter?
>>34365696What do you like about /pol/, then? I stopped going there a little after 2016.
I ought to buy a torch and new scissors.
Why are the men here such retards that they always reply to "new" female namefags without fail?
I'm horny!
>>34365703Moths to a flame
>>34365703Men are desperate and romantic.
I used to go on /pol/ to needle the chuds but since one of them killed 51 people in my country you can only post there with a VPN now.
>>34365703Not like anyone else is posting anything more interesting at the moment.
Earth angel. Earth angel. Will you be mine?
>>34365703I like her persona.The rest of you femcels have shit personalities and are boring as fuck. All you do is come on /atoga/ to either pretend you already have a bf/husband or to talk about how you have the most bland and generic taste in men possible. Neither of which is interesting.
And all the men talk about is how they want women to step on them and hoe much they hate them
>>34365708Norway? That shit was crazy.
>>34365658I don’t have one
>>34365714>And all the men talk about is how they want women to step on them and hoe much they hate themThose are like two anons out of like 20+ regulars
Hello fuck buddies
>>34365711At least the femcels are real
>>34365714What would you like me to talk about?I probably won be able to oblige, but I'd like to know.
>>34365715No, New Zealand. The shooter was inspired by Breivik though.
>>34365724/pol/ isn't very representative./int/ is somewhat more representative, but even then, the non-English speaking anons on there are crazy.IMHO, the only way to find out about other cultures is to learn the language enough to be able to lurk on their local forums/boards
>>34365727
Should I go get some acupuncture done?
>>34365715That guy killed 77, and you can still post without vpn. Lately he’s been complaining that he can’t play violent video games in prison
>>34365729Last april 1st I had to take refuge on /int/. I learned that /int/ sucks.
Buzz off and get gone oh ria
>>34365730What _is_ that?
>>34365708wow i never knew they banned new zealanders. the u.s. also had its fair share of killers who used /pol/ though. too big of a userbase i guess
My first board was /r9k/
>>34365714Well, I tried to start a discussion about the taller woman couple aesthetic, but all of you went, "EWW THAT'S AGAINST THE GENDER NORM". "WHY YOU SO GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>>34365739A beast.
>>34365730
>>34365736Why? It sucks, but I'd like to know why you think it sucks.>>34365741Mine was /prog/ and /g/ and then /sci/. I don't even go there anymore.
>>34365711>I like her persona.men are pathetically easy to manipulate
>>34365703they're probably bored. i honestly can't blame them
>>34365745All the posters were very unpleasant. Especially the ones from my country.
>>34365734lol, that's so fucked up, I also never got why he sperged out in fucking Norway of all places
>>34365717Denying it doesn't really change anything. Whether or not I believe you is irrelevant, because the situation and your behavior and attitude towards it is still the same.
>>34365534damn i was born in the wrong era
I must have been posting on 4chan for at least 20 years, because I remember getting spoiled on the ending of Lost season 3 on /b/. Back in the day in my country episodes aired 2 weeks behind the US, that was a big reason I got into internet piracy.
>>34365751That's why I don't go there, as well.Especially the country specific generals are full of circlejerking and samefagging.
>>34365647Is there anybody in particular you want a hug from
>>34365735I was a kid when this photo was taken, but I remember all girls had this look.
>>34365752Non of what he did had logic. He wanted to be a nazi so bad he decided to plant a bomb and shoot a bunch of kids.
>>34365756I was honestly disappointed. I expected better. It's a sad state of affairs when /atoga/ is nicer.
desu it's the photos "she's" posting of herself that make me not believe "her". even your average attention seeker in these threads (or anywhere on this website) blurs their face because literally everyone knows sharing it here is a bad idea. my guess is it's an ex, or some stalker saving photos from some private instagram profile they somehow managed to follow (like a high school friend from a decade ago they never unfriended).
>>34365761crazy ass proportions
HYAHAHAHAHAHA HYHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHhahhahaHAHA! *slices and dices at your head from my horse*
>>34365762>manifesto full of rambling that fucking nobody would read unless they're a terror simp
>>34365755The wait was of course even longer further back. My dad spent a little time as an exchange student in France when he was in high school, and he says that one of the first things people would ask him for were spoilers for episodes of Dallas that hadn’t been broadcasted there yet.
HA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
>>34365769ouch
>>34365768>You wanna know how I got these scars? It's called an episiotomy...
>>34365768Did you have any orbiters who you sort of knew were into you, but you never gave them a chance? A pretty girl like you must have had many orbiters.
>>34365630Did you glitch?
have there been more females than males who use a name on atoga?
>>34365550>>34365779This is sad to read. Get a grip, man
>>34365778
>>34365774>broadcastedHate it when people say this, or when they talk about someone getting "casted" in a movie. "Broadcast" and "cast" are the correct past tense.
>>34365784take your guess: samefag getting off to his own larp, or mentally ill and desperate loner?
>>34365714This is moidquarium.
>>34365791So sorry. I usually say that someone was hung instead of hanged whenever they were executed with a rope, too.
>>34365795But I thought /atoga/ was a chatroom.
>>34365788So you were a proper Stacy then lol. Were you popular at school?
Even if we go along with her larp, she's a twice divorced 40-something year old with 4 kids. And some fags here are desperate enough to still make a move on her lmfao
Great, another narc to shit up the thread...
>I had friends>>you must've been chad/stacy!
All you sub 4/10 femcels, QUIET, I want to hear what the Stacy has to say.
>>34365796
>>34365800You're not good at maths, are you.
>>34365802Saddest thing about modern 4chan. The youngest users call the oldest users Chad for not being the kinds of people that cable news told them they would be hanging out with here
>>34365800Nobody is making moves. She's just interesting. The rest of you are boring.
Death will not be the end of me. I will rise and rise and rise. FOR VENGEANCE!
>>34365812>she
You guys are so retarded
I hate morning woods
>>34365813Revenge on what? Cancer?
>>34365816I think we are quite progressive actually.
>>34365626I've eaten pussy multiple times and never expected or had a bj>>34365647Meditation is good tho (: >>34365670Congrats!! Happy for you>>34365676Coffee does that to me too lol
>>34365812Wait, is this just an elaborate demoralization tactic for the femanons? Convincing them to post pics of themselves so they aren't as 'boring'?
>>34365818The living!
>>34365804How did you meet your second husband?Did you ever try online dating?
>>34365764Eh I've posted my face here a bunch of times, some of us just don't care lol
not a good look for moids itt
>>34365817Evening forests are even worse
>>34365828How bohemian.
>>34365829not all of us fall for this shit tho. it's probably the low iq individual who's been spamming ai pics all day convinced he's got a woman's attention.
>>34365828kek, like as a friend or more?
>>34365828is that you on the left?
>>34365817>>34365830FWhat's the difference?
>>34365828This pic goes hard>>34365829What are we doing??Anyway I'm watching a movie rn
I capitalise Brain, Death and Life.
>>34365829Won't be the first or last time.
>>34365831Ar-15.com?
>>34365829I refuse to be group with the rest of these troglodytes
>>34365836I don't think evening forest is a thing
>>34365753Bro if I had one I would not shut up about it. Ur weird
>>34365829I just got here, I have no idea what's going on
>>34365847What's wrong with you?
>>34365836>>34365846Evening Lake is what women get
>>34365847lol I know I'm just being a dick
>>34365831>>34365849Sounds like you have stairs in your house
>>34365851either someone's larping as their ex or some random faggot is posting private photos from someone's facebook/instagram for attention (and it's working)
>>34365768What do men always do wrong when trying to date hot girls like you?IDK why but I can only attract Chinese girls for some reason. I don't even find them attractive.The moment I try to talk to girl I find hot, I just start being clumsy all over.Any advice?
>>34365803Shut up, nerd
Are you guys for real right now And what is it about this larper always making up character that has toddlers. Pedoo
>>34365764i feel like this is believable and is probably true.
If this is a troll, you're doing God's work cause these BEETCHES are LIVID.
The larper looks old as fuck in the photos even for 19-20
Silence witch. Finish your ritual and you shall have what I've promised you.
>>34365850I refuse to believe this is all a coincidence. There's no fucking way it all lines up so perfectly.
34365868larper trying to save his failing act
you look like you'd make a good femboy
>>34365872What are you confused about I'll clear it up for you
>>34365863>>34365869>>34365873(S)he's using a 4chan pass too. Very normal and organic poster.
>>34365869Millennials age like milk
>>34365873he's gonna keep samefagging as long as he keeps up the larp
>>34365876That's not what I meant, but whatever.
>>34365877>(S)he's using a 4chan pass tooLMAAOOOO"I'm a lurker" Really poorly done shit what is the point
>>34365876My dad technically killed himself too. It's ok, it happens.
If women had penises, you'd know they'd make their entire lives about it, right?
I will have what is mine. I will have it. If only you could see my rage in these words. They would illuminate with an infernal glow
>>34365876Damn. So you grew up without a dad or with a step dad?
>>34365875I swear to God if you lie about this tooYou live with your parents right
>>34365884It's funny to imagine a little mouse typing this post.
>femcels on /atoga/ made it clear they only what ChadSuddenly femcels ITT are jealous that a milf who admits she's now fat is getting some attention.
>>34365887Yes
Would dominant women still be dominant if the dick of the guy they liked was too big for them to fuck without pain?
>>34365892You went on a couple dates correct. Where'd you go
>>34365894Your obsession with this specific femanon is so incredibly weird.
>>34365894I went on one date in the past three months, we went to a game room place
Atoga men are so creepy
>>34365888Hmm, for me it works almost the opposite right now.The girls who really like me, we don't even have a good friendship. They just like me and keep chasing.Meanwhile, the girls I have built a friendship with just don't think like me like that.Oh well.
>>34365900True they're all freaks.
>>34365900This, but unironically
>>34365897isn't it fascinating how they're both always in the thread at the same time?
>State genderWhat are some names that make (You) think "yeah, they're probably hot"?
>>34365905Yes, that was my other thought.Like some retard doing therapy with herself.
No other woman is worth more than me. I will select for the best man and I will stop Stacy and her lies to do it by any means necessary if that's what it takes.
GYAHHH GYAHH ARGHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAA ARGHHHHHHHHH
>>34365883If we has penises and blood dripped out of them and we had to dock to get pregnant it might make more men gay to avoid pregnancy.
>>34365907That would be funny
>>34365912I think it's annoying either way.
>>34365899Alright fuck I'm done. I'll take your word for it>>34365897I do this with a lot of things and people in my life>>34365905You just don't notice when we aren't
>>34365900Most of us are, yeah.
>>34365768You look like the math teacher I used to have in HS. She was only a couple of years older than us and I was madly obsessed with her.
ARGHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEE UAGHHHH HIYAAHIYAAA
>>34365908moid hands
>>34365910>>34365918Are you guys cybersexxing in atoga?
>>34365914Why>>34365915>I'll take your word for itOk was that enlightening or something
>>34365922*cuts your head off*
>>34365906FNo such name
Just found out the King Kong balls statue isn't in Europe anymore. I'm so sad. I was planning a pilgrimage
>>34365922what kind of person says die in sex lmao
>>34365924*is a talking head now*What is even that?
>>34365900What have we done We are weirdos I'll give you that>>34365906Shakira
>>34365907decades schizo used to samefag. i wonder if it's her.
>>34365906Weird names
>>34365928a very competitive one
>>34365900Femcels are much weirder.
>>34365928I figured it was entj without his trip on trying to rp choking his multicolored gf again.
should I just open an OF I need to make money somehow
>>34365906MThis is stupid.
PLAP.
>>34365937Yeah.
>>34365923>Ok was that enlightening or somethingNot really. I hate being in the dark and deceived about anything but I hate attracting a crowd more.
>>34365937Your pussy ain't special, lol.
>>34365936holy shit don't tell me entj's still on here
>>34365937WOMAN MOMENT
>>34365943Nearly every day.
Why do bitches think they can just stare naked at a webcam or post a couple of no-clothes and they will get simps to pay for their shit?You have to ENTERTAIN us if you want $$$.
>>34365944haha woman yeah haha
The sad part is that the OF foids wouldn't even give free memberships to the moids they annoy and torment on /atoga/
>>34365945i remember him having a trigger word i wonder what it was
>>34365948Even worse! Get a job bitch
>>34365949As if I'm gonna jerk it to some #8342 bitch and her roastie, lol. There are some real artists on OF.
>>34365941Im not deceiving you but ok
>>34365949ofc not they need the money, why would they make exceptions when that means less money
>>34365929HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Would you pick the black one or the white one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxQe1R5hs0
>>34365931I don't know that person besides the name.>>34365941You're such an obnoxious creep.
>>34365951I can't get a normal job!! no one is hiring
>>34365949Mhm why would I
roleplaying is gay but the cute kind of gay
The lid I bought fits my wok PERFECTLY.
>>34365965AHAHAHAHAH- OH aha O.O
I need to go to sleep. Am I the last Euroanon ITT? Probably. I always enjoy American-hours more.
>>34365946No we don’t. Once I got $50 for being potentially a woman in FF14.
>>34365969I should go to bed 2 have classes in the morning
Gender?Has it been a very (country_name) time in your life recently?It's been a VERY Chinese time in my life lately.
>>34365969American hours have been pretty shit today desu. Sorry for the let down, Euroanon...
>>34365953If I was sure of that we wouldn't be talking about this. Even now I still have doubts but whatever.
Remember, when in a fight use your teeth. Sink them deep into your opponents flesh.
>>34365969Nah I'm Euro as well
>>34365949They might as well look into adopt a neet if they thought that way. lol
Anyone else remember Der Skooler? He used to post in every How to Get Women thread saying that the only way to get women was at college, once they're out of college they don't talk to anyone they don't know.
>>34365975Does that stuff even matter
>>34365973MYou've caught me at a very Polish point in my life.>>34365974They were pretty awful! We can do better.>>34365958He really is.
/atoga/ is not tribal.
>>34365981That is impressively bad advice.
Do you know the lyrics to your national anthem?
>>34365981Yes, lol. I used to support him in his claims. He's kinda right.
>>34365982Not really but I can't let some things go
I'm very depressed today, this is your fault! (both men and women)
>>34365987Yh and I hate it. It's so fucking depressing
>>34365987Yeah.
>>34365985It's kinda true, though.
God forbid a man get a little THEATRICAL.
>>34365989You tell me to let things go all the time whats got you hung up
>>34365987Maybe the first two lines.
>>34365988It's an easier social setting but it's not the ONLY way, and his plan to go back to college as an older adult just to get a gf was never going to work.
>>34365994Not in my experience.
>>34365995-_-Cool it.
>>34365987Only the English part. When there's a public event all the white people just mumble when they do the Maori verses.
>>34365996Nobody takes their own advice. I'm just a control freak or something and on edge as of late.
>>34366002Hahaha
>>34365926Cultural marxism is your reward for not supporting Hitler during WW2.
Men who want to become fathers, do you actually have any interest in waking up multiple times in the night throughout the week feeding and cleaning up after the baby or do you just expect the mother to do all the work no matter what
>>34366004I looked it up one they only really do the first verse of the English and Maori versions at public events so I don't even know the whole English version.
>>34366006>do you actually have any interest in waking up multiple times in the night throughout the week feeding and cleaning up after the babyOf course I do. I want to be a father, not just some guy who got somebody pregnant
>>34365999Maybe you work in a hospital.>>34365998I mean, I would go on a uni campus if I lived close by. I think that's wouldn't be the worse plan.
>>34366006I feel like you asked this question because you're angry about something and not because you actually want an answer, and you're not going to believe any honest answer you get.
>>34366006Yh obviously. I want to help as much as I can
girls, if you saw a guy dressed as a gnome, would you avoid him?
>>34366013>Maybe you work in a hospital.I don't, but I do work in healthcare. I met her here lolEven if you don't have any good third places in real life to meet women, if you're active in any sort of community online then you probably have nonzero chances of meeting women who want to meet men
>>34366006I'm a good carer. I have experience with that shit.
>>34366016no, i'd just keep doing what i was doing before. it's not like he's walking towards me
girls, if a man in a gnome costume was clambering towards you on all fours, would you avoid him?
>>34366003Im a control freak too, why are you on edge
>>34366006of course i do, considering i wfh i'd probably be the one most often on child duty unless my presumed wife was stay at home
WORDLE IN 6. LETS GO BOYS
>>34366027girls don't listen to this anon, we don't do that, that's a stereotype
>>34366027regardless of attire or appearance, yes. wouldn't you?
>>34366025and if he was? walking towards you?
>>34366032>Gnigger denying once again
>>34366033What if he was your pet gnome? Bet you didn't think of that huh. owned
Women, would you keep a moid as a pet? Asking for a friend.
serif
>>34366030This gamer got it in three.
>>34365965Excuse me you fat single mother that eats on paper plates: you are not allowed to post porn in this thread.
>>34366040gesundheit
>>34366039also wondering this, i'm easy to entertain and enjoy walks
>>34366044NTA but how do incels justify their miserable existence? By spam reporting anonymous posters?
>>34366044>micropeen cope
>>34366028>Im a control freak tooYeah but in a different way>why are you on edgeI've told you before that I don't really want to get too deep into it but I have issues and was just barely holding it together but recent events in my life have popped the lid and sent me scrambling.
so i wish you sweet dreamsif you want to sleep on meno tears in the morningits alright, its alright
>>34366039No feminine men are disgusting and should die in war while I play video games and drink boba tea
>>34366006There are people you can hire for this.
>people on forums and in online games calling you "bro" when you have never talked with them beforeIt's always some third worlder or ESL too.Do these people think it's normal to talk with a ton of typos, barely coherent sentence structure and always adding BRO?
>>34366057What's wrong with that, broseph?
>>34366057It's children. Maybe get a real hobby
The internet is dead srs bsns
>>34365965Why did you delete?
>>34366006I have absolutely zero interest in becoming a respectable father however I have no problem travelling to Mumbai and cumming in young indian sluts for literal pennies while high on drugs
>>34366035is he going to talk to me or something. otherwise, still the same>>34366038damn, i'm going to go feed my pet gnome now.>>34366039yes if they like it>>34366055moid hands desu
>>34366059The lack of professionalism on display in Flavor of the Month: Re-Buyening's in-game chat is frankly appalling
>>34366006thas life mang, is what you gotta do
>>34366057Bro this ain't fuckin Harvard, I'm gonna type however I want and you will understand me regardless, it's a fuckin game I'm not trying to prove anything
>>34366057you what talking bro
>>34366063Wow everyone learnt how to ban evade retrospectively
So I have/had a foot fetish. Feet porn was the only porn I watched. Never told anyone irl I liked feet.I am ashamed of it desu. I kind of tricked my brain out of the fetish. Now I don't really get attracted to feet. I still think feet are pretty but i dont have thoughts about fucking them. Anyway, is this something I should just take to my grave or should I tell this to a future girlfriend? I don't watch any porn now.I am big on sharing everything with the person I want to marry, but idk, i feel like it's better to not share this
>>34366069>So I have/had a foot fetish.Get hanged and then die in a fire.
>>34366057Cum in third world ESL indian girls bro
Peachjars is possibly the least attractive popular camgirl I've ever seen. How is she so popular?
I have a bodysuit/leotard/one piece fetish. Thanks for reading.
It's a special kind of hell to be smart enough to know that you're retarded but not smart enough to actually use it for anything.
>>34366070I don't have it anymore! It was mostly when I was a teen. I am not sure if it was a phase or not...
>>34366057>nigga plays games as an adultngmi
>>34366069I have a fetish for indian girls I want get to get them pregnant with my BWC and coloinze the entire country with my cock
>>34366072Why would anyone know anything about cam girls? Who cares?
>>34366072She looks like a young Carla Gugino, she's not ugly she's just not entertaining.
>>34366079The way that men completely squander the one place on 4chan where you're practically guaranteed to have a conversation with a woman who is here specifically to listen to you blows my mind.
>>34366078ewww lmfao why indians? they probably smell like curry
>>34366063>is he going to talk to me or something. otherwise, still the sameprobably not, gnomes are a little shy. but he might flash you a smile if you're pretty
>>34366069i wish my bf had a foot fetish instead of a goth latina clowngirl fetish, i wouldn't mind the foot fetish at all
>>34366084Who is responsible for installing the clussy chip in so many of my bros' heads
>>34366081>a woman who is here specifically to listen to youThat is not why femanons are here.
>>34366016yeah
>>34366027I'd assume he wanted to be petted. If his hat fell off and revealed that he was bald I would not tho. Only a fuzzy one.
>>34366081What? There's no place on 4chan where you're "practically guaranteed" to have a conversation with a woman, especially not one as attentive as you describe. Even these threads are generally just sausage fests, and women generally just take their free (you)s and continue with their day.
>>34366086Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn.
>>34366039im my bfs pet but i still don't get how is it supposed to go, i just go miau
>>34366083gnomes are so kind :)
Is it usually safe to assume that if a girl has a lot of tattoos and piercings that she is open to stuff like facefucking?
>>34366081What fucking woman is gonna talk to you about camgirls
>>34366044I beleted it so you can cope.
>>34366086Honk honk.>>34366084Manhands.
>>34366089All gnomes are bald and you know this. hate speech
>>34366087i like listening to you anons
>>34366095That's the point I was trying to make, that anon was kinda missing the point of this thread by asking a question about a camgirl
>>34366086There's no one responsible. That shit came preinstalled
>>34366053I have noticed everyone is desperate for control its okayWell don't let my life spiral you even more thatd be dumb
>>34366094i don't and i love getting facefucked (i have just two small tattoos and ear piercings)
Two new flavour of the month attention whores. How long will they last, place your bets ladies and gents.
>>34366088coward AND a bigot, sad.>>34366093he'd happily engage in conversation though if you talked to him, he's bigger than most gnomes and he's self-conscious about it
Guys, should I talk to the ghosts at chillies?
My younger brother is being weird about my mom wanting to help take care of my incapable cousin's kid. He says that it affects her other kids but we're all in our late 20s to mid 30s so I don't know what he means.
>>34366086Clown girls are just cute.
>>34366102Be serious.
>>34366108How old is he?
>>34366111Late 20s, and he's married.
>>34366110>Be seriousNo
>>34366109how the fuck am i supposed to be a goth latina clowngirl? for real? why doesen't anyone just kill me?
>>34366112Family of bums?
What are signs that you're ugly as a female?
>>34366114Are you Latina? The rest is just face paint.
>>34366116No, I don't know what his deal is about it. Him and his wife don't even want to see the baby.
>>34366108what advice do you need or are you just venting?
>>34366112ntaMy younger brother is actually my cousin so I really can't understand where he's coming from, especially since we adopted him into our family when it actually did affect me and my sister, when we were kids.Your younger brother is being a faggot.
>>34366110I am serious
>>34366118italian-spanish argie so kinda no
>>34366120>Him and his wife don't even want to see the baby.What a fucking loser. This hits pretty close to home for me, sorry.
Lurker bros been eating so good lately
>>34366114Just do the make up it's that simple. If you're uncomfortable about it do his as well so you're both clowned up and its more fun
>>34366117Men laugh at your face and exclaim "what doctor dropped you on your face?"
>>34366126Noticer
i mean i love my bf, i can't kms, i promised id marry him, etc... but god i really really really want to kms
>>34366124Paint your face like a mime (goth+clown=mime) and suck his cock. Problem solved.
Do not care
>>34366127i don't want to get fucked by a person dressed/maked up as a clown, even if its him. i was scared of clowns for my entire childhood. i still dislike them a lot and find them cringy and lame. i mean ewwww
>>34366131i guess yeah... problem solved. id just bet so much that he still goons to goth latina clowngirls every day and it grosses me out so much
>>34366108Sounds like some weird excuse he's using because he knows his real reason won't be received well.
>>34366082>Indians smell like curry Torontopajeet?
>>34366117the cool kids will bump your shoulder and take your backpack, and call you stinky
Girls, would you get your bellybutton pierced if your boyfriend really liked that?
My dad called me stinky when I was a kid and I noticed the other day that I now call my cats stinky ._.
>>34366141i already have a piercing so i can't answer
>>34366136If he's gooning at all you're not meeting his needs.
For other women, specifically, do you have any recommendations for learning makeup? I’m a little embarrassed to ask anyone in real life about it, and neither of the boards I thought would have relevant generals do. Everybody on Youtube has crazy lighting and money, I just want real advice.For everyone, what do you expect to change in a relationship once it becomes “official”? I’ve been seeing a wonderful guy for a while and I’m certain that’s where it’s headed, but I don’t really know what to do or how I should behave. All of the stuff I can think of, like sharing a home or bills, feels like it should be way later. Is there a standard I’m unaware of or is it just a case-by-case thing?>>34365973F, feeling mighty Irish lately. Maybe it’s just March.
Mime school sounds fun.
>>34366142awwwww you are a cat dad
>>34366141Not a bellybutton piercing. I'd get something I was already interested in but not something I don't really like just for him.
>>34366136Break-up worthy imo>>34366144Could also be true
Women did you inherit your father’s rage?
>>34366145what kind of makeup do you want to do?are you thinking about sharing a house when he isn't even your bf yet?
I don't get the clowngirl meme. I hate clown makeup so much. Anyway,Foids, I'm deeply depressed and filled with self-hatred. But I try to be cool. How do I get a gf? I'm tired of being alone.
Trump is giving Iran as many chances as I have given my cheating gf.
>>34366145Figure it out like the rest of us. Jesus.
>>34366143What kind of thing do you wear in there?
>>34366144i dunno how to explain this but trust me, i try to meet his needs
>>34366147True
>>34366103Some more than others I can't deal with helplessness and losing control of something >Well don't let my life spiral you even more thatd be dumbNot quite spiralling just a low level thing in my library of things. Could be worse, could be like you
>>34366133You don't need to fuck you can just be all clowned up together. But obviously if you dont think its fun or you're not into don't force yourself to do it>>34366136Thats pretty fucking weird ngl
>>34366145>crazy lighting and moneyDon't forget the skincare routine.My advice is to start there. Full coverage foundation and contouring always looks weird in person imo it's the lighting and camera that make it work. What do you want to do? What's your eye shape?>a whileCan you be more specific?
>>34366126how come?>>34366132care
>>34366150my dad has serious anger issues so i really hope not.
Sigh.
Women how old were you when you got your ears pierced
>>34366159>Could be worse, could be like youmean
>>34366153thank youwhy do you hate yourself? why do you think you can't get a gf?
>>34366150Kind of actuallyStubborn and easily irritated by people being dumb/not reading my mind
>>34366156a silver belly button piercing with a black dot
When does a guy stop seeming interested and start coming across as desperate?
>>34366172Cool. I don't like most piercings but I really like bellybutton piercings.
>>343661673yo, wasn't by choice
>>34366167Maybe 8? I think it was the summer before 3rd gradeI asked for them my parents didn't make me
>>34366145Take good care of your skin and put black stuff around your eyes so they pop.
>>34366145You can go to an ulta or a sephora and they should be able to assist you in a sort of tutorial mode and give you advice or let you try stuff to figure out a regular everyday look for yourself. They will assume you wear what you come inside in as a usual outfit so be mindful of that.If you can't figure out if your makeup goes with what you're wearing you can go in and ask them that too. (They will probably reccomend other products as a default to get you to buy, be conscious)You can take notes also.
>>34366173when she is not interested
>>34366169You're no stranger to that
>>34366167i was around 9 when i got them pierced
>>34366150Yeah
>>34366167I briefly considered it at 13 before ultimately deciding that decorating yourself was cringe
>>34366107You can make one for like no money. Or grilled cheese.
>>34366170>thank youWhat for? Yw tho>why do you hate yourself? why do you think you can't get a gf?I dislike almost everything about myself. I believe that a woman I'm attracted to would never, ever, like someone like me. I am also pining for someone still, and have never fallen in love like that one time. But that was a year ago and I got destroyed.
>>34366123>this woman is a real estate manager and only does this in her free time>absolutely zero porn of her, not even anything lewd, despite her insanely fappable faceSuch a shame...
>>34366175thanks
>>34366167Like 13
>>34366188I can make a ghost for no money?Guns cost money and the steak knife is rounded.
>>34366190Insane gooner behaviour
>>34366150my father is a nice man with minimal rage,
>>34366189you seem like a nice guy tho, i wish you luck. im sorry you got heart broken
>>34366183Doesn't mean I'm immune
>>34366176Very ghetto.
>>34366196Ew.>>34366198Thanks. Good luck to you, as well.
>>34366196can you guys stop with the clowngirl shit? each time i see one i want to kms
>>34366195There are dinosaur ghosts all around you. Also, I said LIKE no money.
>>34366196I'm just demanding what is natural.
>>34366181She seems interested but I'm insecure
>>34366200lmfao
>>34366196I want to pull a those piercings out with pliers.
>>34366202They're just CLOWNING AROUND!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>34366202Why? Wtf? They are all over the place.
>>34366167My mom made me wait until the summer before I turned 12, so I was 11. I wanted them done sooner but I think it was good she made me wait
>>34366202No.
Are anyone else's lobe piercings lopsided because you got them done at a mall kiosk with a piercing gun
How do you get back into dating after being ghosted 6 times in a row at varying degrees?
>>34366203Maaan, I don't think my radio program has "Roar"
>>34366202agreedmen arent equipped to handle the true reason why they find clowngirls so desirable and they would be better off not asking questions before it destroys them
>>34366206i can't give you decent advice because im not there but id try to go on a date or something?
Do anyone else's piercings smell really bad...?
Do you think that if I had sex and it was disappointing, I'd be cured?
>>34366199What's the harm in a little banter
Should I become a clown girl maybe that can be my tiktok niche
>>34366219nope
>>34366216Some of us are also privy to eldritch knowledge from the akashic records
>>34366213Sounds cute desu.
>>34366215So like to clarify, that's an app telling you to go to Chilli's for a HAUNTINGLY good deal on fajitas, right?
>>34366213Yea the lady fucked mine upp
>>34366201>EwWhy?>>34366202Kek I won't post anymore if that makes you feel better>>34366205Nah you're just completely coom brained. Fix that>>34366216Go on. What's the reason? I wanna know what's wrong with me
>>34366218Yes. I need to get off silver because I think my body hates it and I'm having a reaction. But I can't find palladium body jewelry and white gold is plated.
>>34366218The dead skin that I clean off my cartilage piercings doesn't smell good but if it straight up smells bad you might have an infection.
>>34366216why do they find clowngirls so desirable?
>>34366213Can't they seal up if you don't put anything in them for a while. And then pierce them again.
>>34366221no because you wouldn't let us see your cloobs or clussy
>>34366220Im sensitive
>>34366214why do u think ur being ghosted?
>>34366223I only deal in the real world.
>>34366225No. I walked into the chilli's and this app was like "There are ghosts here"
>>34366218yes like cheese! i love it tho hehe
>>34366213Yes, got my mine done at Claires at the mall lol. But as an adult I got a second set of ear lobe piercings at a proper place and they still messed them up
>>34366227>Why?I don't like the makeup. Idk how to explain it. She's not ugly, but it just makes me frown. Why do they do this? It's not even funny, much less cute.
>>34366216I know why, but the bigger issue is that most clowngirls do actually not fit into my libido, even if I find them incredibly hot.
>>34366236Oh, oh.
>>34366227thanks anon
>>34366221Only if you enjoy it and like the subculture. Don't do it for attention like the onlyfans chicks
>>34366217We've hung out one on one and it felt datey, but it wasn't a date. Guess that means I need to ask her out
I'm slowly morphing into an obsessed ex. Until she replaces me in life, I will strive to win her back. We still talk. There is a chance...
>>34366246Un-morph anon. Don't do that
>>34366245si
>>34366228Mine are just stainless steel. >>34366229Yeah, that. Sebum too. >>34366229No infection. They healed nice and without issues. One was with a gun and the other with a needle. Might get more still. >>34366237It's so gross. I also smell mine, don't know if I like it. I wish it didn't tho. Glad it's normal ig.
>>34366234I don't know, to be honest. Lack of a spark?
>>34366246Anon please don't
>>34366248I will prove myself to her, court her, win her love, like the men of ye olden times.
Clowngirls are only a thing because of memes. It started with the "clussy" shit which was ironic and then ewhores latched onto it and manufactured demand by doing it and the simps just went along with it. Haven't met a single man unironically into that shit.
>>34366224I think it looks stupid so I mostly wear mismatched pairs.>>34366226Oh no I'm so sorry>>34366231I got them done over 20 years ago that ship has sailed lol. I've considered going in to get second lobe piercings and just using those instead of the original holes. I like the placement on my left ear better but there's so much scar tissue and the hole is too close to the spot on the right to just repierce that side to match.
>>34366246I already am that. I am stalking her in multiple platforms. She acts like I don't exist and I can't stand it. >>34366248It's over. I want her back. I need her.
>>34366240explain further please... might help me understand my bf once and for all
>>34366252Everything I do I ask for permission for first, obviously. I will ask to send flowers for her birthday.
I want a girl who would watch wrestling with me
>>34366249Scary!
>>34366250i don't think its infection. 11 and only one infected... still smells like cheese
>>34366256Oh I won't go that far. Like I said, when I am well and truly replaced then I'm out. Deleting pics and shit. Until that day comes...
>>34366254it always starts out ironic
>>34366259Gave me a heart attack, guy looks like me wtf
>>34366254Yeah, and it annoys the fuck out of me. But the fact there's people who get turned on by it annoys me, too>>34366262Yeah. It doesn't hurt and it isn't swollen. Where do you have yours?
>>34366257I'm about to go to bed.But tldr is that they're seen as joyful, funny and mischievous. Probably a form of playful sexual deviant in an erotic roleplaying scenario.Not sure how you can't get this.
>>34366258Cute
>>34366233You're right that was insensitive of me. I'm sorry
I want a girl who would go roadtripping and car camping with me.
>>34366239Fairs. It's definitely not everyone's cup of tea. Even I hate some of the makeup styles and I'm into lot of the clowngirl stuff
>>34366263I have told her several times that if she tells me to stop, I will. But until then, I have to try.
I want a girl that shares at least some interests with me and has compatible lifestyle goals.
>>34366269Itd okay
>>34366268It's only cute if it ends happily for me, and her. Otherwise it's just depressing.
>>34366265you are a wrestling redneck? lol cute
>>34366267that sounds cute but i hate the makeup. maybe i can just act like it?
>>34366275yeah, sorry. why is she your ex tho?
>>34366238Bruh Claire's pierced my cartilage when I was a dumb kid and didn't know any better they need to take those guns away from them.Damn. Third times the charm maybe? When I got my lobes done it wasn't even a Claire's it was one of those kiosks in the center of the mall that sold really shitty jewelry lol. >>34366244What even is the subculture? I'm just guessing it would be fun purely from vibes >>34366250Are you gauging any of the holes? That's stinky. If I don't clean them for weeks and then really get in there it would stink but it's not something that's noticable after only like 3 days.>>34366270I want to buy a used ambulance and live in it
>You’re in the circus, bro, goin, ‘doesn’t anyone else see that we’re surrounded by clowns?’ Brother, give your nose a squeak for me and tell me whatchya hear.
>>34366276crazy to call eddie guerrero's son a redneck
Disheartening to know that all the good women are taken by good men by the time they enter college, because it means:1. I will never find a good woman 2. I am not a good man
>>34366273Well, obviously. But I also want to go on a road trip with a girl!
>>34366277>cuteUhhhhh... sure.I'd at least get some of the makeup done, even if you don't want to do the whole white foundation, which is understandable.Something like this is very fitting too:https://www.tiktok.com/@anonoc.a/video/6927073348853763333
>>34366151Pretty simple, light stuff. Definitely leaning towards a no makeup-makeup look. I just want to feel a little fancier and cleaner sometimes.And I suppose I am. Is that weird? We're both looking for something serious. I know it wouldn't be for a good long while, but the steps from here to there have me drawing a blank.>>34366162Thank you. I've got a little routine set up and I definitely think there's room for improvement, but I look and feel a lot cleaner than I have before.It's been about three months!>>34366179Sick, that sounds great. Thank you!>>34366189NTA, but you're not permanently stuck as you are. There are lots of things I don't (or didn't) like about myself, but with time and practice, you can change them. It doesn't have to be all at once, either. I didn't like how inconsistent I was with my housekeeping, so I started really really small and began looking for things to take to the trash every time I got up. Incorporating little changes can help you get to where you want to be.People will always tell you to be good to yourself. You should listen, but treating yourself well isn't just eating good food, it's doing things that you'll be proud of or that will make your life easier. It's a little embarrassing, but I like myself more after I do my laundry, both because I'm giving myself the gift of clean clothes and because I'm proving to myself that I'm capable of being better than I was.You can do it, anon. I believe in you.
>>34366276Not quite there's just a resemblance
>>34366280>I want to buy a used ambulance and live in itThose would make pretty good campers, wouldn't they
>>34365937Get on unemployment, look for a job and see if anyone IRL can help you out/be generous Don't make an OF unless you want lol. From what I hear it's quite a lot of work and most people barely make anything on there. You are better off flipping burgers>>34365969>Am I the last Euroanon ITTWe out here (though I don't want to stay up til 4am again)>>34365973It's been a Chad time in my life (jk it hasn't)
>>34366284What if Im a good woman and you're a good man and we just got a little unlucky
>>34366279She decided we had too many incompatibilities and that our relationship dynamic was unhealthy, favoring her to my detriment. Effectively, "it's not you, it's me".Maybe it was unhealthy. I don't care though. I want it back. The love cannot be matched ever again.
>>34366291I've put some thought into it lol
>>34366291I feel like you really just want a vehicle that is easy to park, maintain, stealth. The lifestyle really only sucks because you lose access to a personal bathroom.
>>34366287thanks anon ill try
>>34365981I remember him well lol. My conspiracy theory was that he was a psyop by a college/government board>>34365984The techno is though>>34365987Actually I don't lol, at least not fully>>34366006I don't want to be a dad but I wake up like every 2 hours in the night anyway
>>34366293Statistically improbable.
>>34366293wholesome and most likely very true>>34366284you can become good.
>>34366300I can, but the pool of good women is only shrinking as I age.
>>34366293Every time life presented us with opportunities but we chose to squander them, that wasn't luck, that was our own foolishness.
>>34366021>third placesNta but what the hell is this term lol. What are the first and second places >>34366057Chill brohemian it's not that deep
>>34366302that doesn't mean there's no point in trying to get one anyways
>>34366197I fear the day you get angry
>>34366297Good luck, be sure to talk with your bf about it. I'd give my left nut for a gf who'd try to dress up just to turn me on.
>>34366288>It's been about three monthsOkay yeah that's definitely time for the "what are we" conversation if it hasn't happened yet. Not much has to change but you should have a conversation about intentions for the future and exclusivity.
>>34366254Isn't this basically everything nowadays. You get the people that actually like the stuff and you get the ewhores profiting off the memes.
You can't "become" good you either are or you aren't. If you have to try then it's fake.
>>34366304>What are the first and second placesHome and the workplace. The third place is anywhere that people go to spend their leisure time together
>>34366305Granted. It all just feels so hollow.
>>34366296NtaI pooped in holes in the woods for months on end a composting toilet I have to pull out of a little cubby to use in the middle of my living room/bedroom/kitchen is actually an upgrade
I want her back. She's the one. We were made for each other.
>>34366310Loser mentality
>>34366303>we chose to squander themI didn't squander anything
>>34366314You and me both (not the same girl though).
>>34366314I wish>hethought this
>>34366310that means you can't become bad, so hitler was a good person because he was a good kid?
>new gym crush>it's a gym employeeyeah I think this is not one I act on
>>34366091Based(Also shout-out to Kaley Cuoco who does an amazing job voicing her in the cartoon)>>34366094No lol>>34366104Hi bpdanon >>34366107The ghosts are chilly Hunt em downThis reminds me of when I was off my meds and would talk to ghosts while waiting tables, good times
>>34366316There were times when others asked you for a chance, but you declined to give it to them.There were times when you could have asked others for a chance, but you declined to ask.
>>34366318It haunts me. I dream of her.
Get high Can't speak
>>34366320do it pussy, this is why you dont have a gf
>>34366319We escalated to Hitler in 1 reply.He was good though. He dindu nuffin.
>>34366322I've been full sending my entire life
>>34366319Was he a good kid though? And was he a bad guy?
I gotta shave
>>34366110>be serioushttps://youtu.be/qrAXRSBv-co>>34366130Have you talked to anyone irl about the depresso >>34366145>don’t really know what to do or how I should behaveLike yourself lol >>34366167Nta but it's absolutely ridiculous to me that parents let their kids get their ears pierced when they're like 6 lol. Can't they just use fake earrings or whatever til they're a teenager lol
It would be pretty cool to have a girlfriend I think
>>34366130>has bf>wants to dieI don't get it. Even if I'm depressed, all I want is someone to bear it for. Why do you want to die? You are loved. You aren't alone. Not matter how much shit you talk about yourself, you are still loved. This isn't something to feel guilty about, it's something to keep going for.
>>34366332Bitches with bfs take them for granted
Wyd if you walked into your bedroom and saw the opposite gender version of yourself sitting on the bed
>>34366284No one stays with the bf they had when they were 17/18
>be sad>hug cat>cat starts purring>no longer sadI love my cat :)
>>34366326LMFAO>>34366329facial hair? pubic hair? leg hair?
>>34366325I feel like I can ask out a girl anywhere except at the gym. I turn into the spaghetti monster when I talk to girls at the gym
>>34366334MIf she's also a gooner then fug. And then we'll hang out or something idk.
your bf/gf has been drenched in sweat from the amount of raw sex theyve had with their last person
>>34366250I think I'll try to search for titanium.
>>34366202Nta but why? Why so serious?>>34366238Claires was peak for kitsch bling though lol, I had so much shit from there>>34366280>want to buy a used ambulance and live in ithttps://youtu.be/ncaNlxvTFzg>>34366311>HomeThere are no huzz here>workplace Don't shit where you eat imo>>34366329Samesies >>34366331It's fun but effort
>>34366334I’d probably mistake her for my sister for a second and then spend the evening picking her brain, asking her what her life is like in the rule 63 universe and how she got here.
>>34366334Think that someone that looks related to me is tresspassing.
>>34366336thank you for loving your cat :)wishing you good in your life
>>34366336post cat
>>34366336describe cat
>>34366336Pokeymon but real. Living stuffed animals
>>34366334MI dunno, I'd probably make her watch a video essay with me then we can just chat
>>34366280It's just silly and fun. Cool make up and outfits and sometimes kinda unhinged content.>I want to buy a used ambulance and live in itReally cool idea
>>34366334>Wyd if you walked into your bedroom and saw the opposite gender version of yourself sitting on the bedI'd make a deal with her where I could stay home playing video games and goofing off while she could be the hot tranner version of me>>34366353Lmao bro talking like stuffed animals and Pokemon came before the sphinx
>>34366335I’m glad I didn’t. She did get together with one of my friends right after dating me and stayed with him though lol rip
>>34366338Face >>34366345I'm done teehee
>>34366334Check if I'm sleeping or if I have gone insane
>>34366349>wishing you good in your lifethanks! :)>>34366350>>34366352it's a siamese cat and she's 8 years old>>34366353you can hug you pokemon? I only played pokemon red so I don't know much about pokemon
>>34366335My cousin married hers. I lost mine though.
>>34366311I remember when I was bartending several of the huzz gave me shitty jewellery for a laugh but I got told off for wearing it on the bar. Fuck the boss though I did anyway
>>34366364They added in a minigame where you can pet them and feed them treats in the 3DS games
>>34366364post the fucking cat
Anyone here ever been to a singles event?
>>34366335Some people do. The girl I liked in highschool is a good example. I sometimes wonder if I asked her out my life would be different
>>34366367nta but thats definitely one of the best additions to pokemon they've made
>>34366367oh neat! I've been meaning to try more pokemon games but I haven't gotten around to it, I remember playing the one that had mudkip and then got upset when he evolved and became ugly.>>34366368I don't feel like taking pictures right now
>>34366374do you even love your cat if you 1) dont want to take pictures of them2) dont already have pictures of them you want to share
femanonswould you date an indian man
>>34366336I really want a cat but can't have one where I live. I'm jealous
I hate strength training I don't understand it, and I can't do it at home. I can't just keep buying weights
>>34366376No
>>34366376fuck no
>>34366378You only need like 2 dumbbells to get started what don't you understand
>>34366343Ex bf. I don't care who he fucked in the past I'm bothered he doesn't want to fuck me any more :/
>>34366371Just this one
>>34366082>why indians? they probably smell like curryLoolNta but nah
Man this song fucks harder than a roided out lesbian with a 16 inch strap-on dildo
>>34366384I have two dumbbells but what can I even use them forever? Aren't I supposed to graduate to heavier ones? If I could stay with one weight and just do more, I would
>>34366389care to share the song?
>>34366334Do I somehow just "know" that's what's happening because if not I might assume my dad time traveled from 20 years ago to give me some sort of important message before thinking it's me but a guy.
>>34366336Post cat?
>>34366390>can I even use them foreverTechnically yes if they're heavy enough. All the barbell movements you can do with dumbbells >Aren't I supposed to graduate to heavier onesDo you have adjustable or fixed ones >If I could stay with one weight and just do more, I wouldStrength/hypertrophy develops better with intensity (weight) rather than volume (reps, that's more endurance). Try to keep it heavy enough to go to failure at around 10ish reps
Nights in white statinnnnn
>>34366390yes but if they're reasonably heavy you can just increase your reps/sets for a whileeventually you gotta upgrade but its not so bad.
>>34366391No :)
>>34366399Satin Satan
>>34366391Takes a while to build up but when it gets there it gets there https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvZ2z8VdBE&pp=0gcJCZoBo7VqN5tD
>>34366398Fixed? They're just 8 pounds each>>34366400When do I know to increase the weights?
>>34366406If you can't change the weight then they're fixed. Spinlocks like picrel are versatile and can go decently heavy. >When do I know to increase the weights?When you start doing too many reps per set
>>34366410How do I know how many reps I need, and how often?
>>34366414>>34366398>Try to keep it heavy enough to go to failure at around 10ish repsGo for 3 sets, either full body every other day or a different section every day. Tweak as needed based on how your preferences evolve over the months/years
>>34366420I just want to prevent osteoporosis
>>34366417Male Culture is so noble and beautiful...
>>34366421Are you a guy or no
Ronery
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Doesn't matter if it was when they were 12 and kissed someone else. It always applies.
>>34366378can you not get a gym membership? if you're afraid of going, realize that the biggest guy at the gym probably started overweight or skinny too. in fact, from personal experience, the biggest guys at the gym are generally really friendly. no one is going to judge you, everyone starts somewhere. if it's an affordability thing, do keep in mind that plates can get expensive real fast.
>>34366426based moralfagI agree I don't trust people who've cheated and such in the past desu no matter how long ago. cheats and liars tend to stay that way at least to some degree
Anons would you be upset if your gf left to go wander through the woods for hours at a time? It’s fun.
>>34366334I would ask her why isn't she sitting on a chair
>>34366424No>>34366427I just find gyms disgusting
when my crush asks what I'm listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXAUlcBgIkwhat I'm actually listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjNQmZANsR8what you listening to atm anons
>>34366431no because I do the exact same thing lmao, I get the appeal>>34366434>just find gyms disgustingnta, I guess they kind of are, but like you can shower and change right after it's not that big a deal
>>34366431I'd ask to go with her because that sounds fun
Cat anon here. I actually think CATS shouldn't get more treats.
>>34366434>NoFuck. Well that advice is geared more towards men.Honestly your 8 pounds are probably fine, stay on the higher side for reps, work the same areas. Fair warning don't go too hard on shoulders because depending on your genetics and body fat you could get fridgy if you overdo it.
Do women like big pecs?
>>34366417>>34366436What kind of mental illness is this?
What's wrong with lesbians?
>>34366442bro has tits that's hella gay...>>34366439I think they shouldalso why is CATS capitalised lol
>>34366431Why doesn't she bring me with her?
>>34366435https://j1fm.tokyo/player/j1gold/
how weird would it be if i put a penis sleeve on during sexo
>>34366434You probably haven't found the right gym. There's a huge difference between the LA Fitness I started at and the gym I go to down the road nowadays. Don't go to the cheapest place in town, maybe see if there are places that'll give you a guest pass to try for a few days and find a place that's less busy when you're going to work out. Also invest in good headphones, it makes the gym feel less disgusting if you're blasting music you like and zoning out everyone else there.
>>34366446That was the highest octave of the sentence before swinging down again.
>>34366437>>34366438Gotta wait a little bit to go further out since it just rained. Be back as I look up cost effective ways to remove mud from soles.
>>34366441>you could get fridgy if you overdo it-__- broWhich areas? >>34366451Theres no gyms close enough to me to make me want to pay for them
>>34366444Please pull down your britches and reveal your buttocks, so that I can sodomise you with my cock. I am going to anally fuck you.
>>34366450Nani? Is that what we call condoms now?>>34366448She lives in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. Not close to good parks
>>34366458nah its like a fake dong put over your real one to simulate being hueg
>>34366044I forgot how beautiful anime girls could be. They don't make them like that much anymore. Wish any foid drinking monster looked like that.
Anyone else wake up from naps with an extreme level of anxiety?
>>34366402fuck u>>34366404thanks ily
>>34366458>She lives in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. Not close to good parksI don't see the relevance.
>>34366445Men should reject their masculinity and women should put an end to performative femininity.
>>34366445I find it hilarious that lesbians apparently find trans people more positive than trans people themselves>YouGovdon't take anything from them seriously lol, I'm sure a lot of people just spam through or troll the surveys on there>>34366449based Junko Sakurada enjoyerone of the best to ever do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0mclq36o-A
I am going to grab your ass cheeks and begin grinding my cock against them.Come here so I can seize that booty!
>>34366442i wanna do this to a moid
>>34366455>Which areas?Shoulders, lats, obliques mainly. Idk what your body looks like or how it'd fill out but some women pack on more when they target there esp in their frame already leaned towards that. Also don't neglect cardio. Running is impact training too so it helps the bones, and it'll build up your legs and butt. Honestly you don't need a lot of equipment, it's usually cheaper not to go to a gym in the long run.
>Bum fuck nowhereI'll fuck YOUR bum in the middle of nowhere, you piece of shit. I'm going to box your ear and drag you behind a shed so that I can pump your ass full of seed.
>>34366468man i bet that would feel nice
>>34366454lol real, that's a mistake I often make cause it rains all the time here...honestly I just scrub my boots in the kitchen sink with hot water when no one's home lol and leave em to dry. gotta do it again in the morning...
have any of you tried anal before? state gender, how did it feel?
Where can I go(IRL) as a single friendless woman to practice my social skills and spend time around people? Currently trying to sign up for volunteer work.
>AI/tiktok spammer is the childhood gang rape schizoDamn, how did it take me so long?
>>34366477Newfags are hilarious sometimes
>>34366481volunteer work would be really good!you could try a bar though there might be some rowdy people but you can maybe make friends with other womenor some kind of hobby club like a book club or pottery class or smth
>>34366480MI tried shoving a dildo up my ass repeatedly to prostate orgasm and it didn't work and I ended up with a shit-covered dildo and I felt disgusting and never tried it again.
>>34366481>Where can I go(IRL) as a single friendless woman to practice my social skills and spend time around people?An anime club full of creepy, sexually repressed young male incels who want to tear your clothes off and jump your bones
>>34366484Two diff characters
i had a dream earlier that my boobs grew bigger (to a normal size) and the nipples were now 4 times longer when erect
>>34366449I see you're on Seiko Matsuda now, another icon...I love this record https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9VBk4fuhI
I wonder if that femanon is gonna buy that bikini I recommended earlier today
>>3436646420-30 minute drive to find a marked trail. Otherwise I’m looping up and down the woods behind the neighborhood. Are the neighbors gonna call me in since the leaves aren’t back? Purrhaps.>>34366462Are you sweating? Maybe it was a nocturnal paid attack
>>34366486what am I supposed to do at a bar by myself is that something people do normally? I don't like to drink
>>34366497Nah I'm not sweating, and I don't think it was a panic attack, this actually happens pretty often when I nap. It's like a rush of dread any time I wake up from a nap that doesn't happen when I sleep for real.
>>34366450VeryWhy are you changing the cock
>>34366497>Otherwise I’m looping up and down the woods behind the neighborhood.Sounds fun. I used to do something similar when I played Pokemon Go. I'm sorry you have nobody to be loopy with you.
>>34366499you don't have to order alcohol, you can just get a coke or something. I guess it might be a little intimidating if you don't know anyone there but just depends on the crowd. sometimes I'd stop in a bar by myself after work for a drink, I'm very introverted but sometimes people would strike up a conversation and I'd get chatting a bit. alternativethe volunteering sounds really good though and I guess see if there are any other clubs or events going on in your area. idk if it's your scene but I also find club nights and music events a great way to meet people
>>34366474I knew he was going to say it. Anon if you plant the seeds now they won’t be ready to harvest until winter.
>>34366480Female, yes I do it regularly. It feels good, although there's often a little bit of discomfort or sometimes a bit of pain but the pleasure outweighs it
I am GG Alin
>>34366513He pooped and jerked off on stage. He would poop and jerk off on YOU.
>>34366501Do you set a timer for your naps? I shall y set mine 90 minutes, and always fail to wake up in time. Maybe I just roll onto the stop button on my watch.
>>34366515I shit and piss in this thread. My posts are literal dung
Today I learned bears can still give birth in hibernation. Don’t get any ideas anon.
Either gender: how can you tell if you have fake friends irl? What about online, over stuff like Discord?
>>34366462I often feel kinda disorientated and groggy after a nap, desu I try not to take them unless it's a really short power nap
>>34366496Why would she
>>34366522All I have is fake friends. Makes betreyal bearable.
>>34366497I love this picture. :)
>>34366526She said it looked cute, I agreed and she asked me where I found it
>>34366523One day, you will wake up from a nap to find a man holding you down and screwing you in the bum. You will sob and scream, as you realise he is anally raping you. Sadly, that is a prophesy of ur future. A prophesy I see in my crystal balls that hang low, to and fro, from my penis.
>>34366483My insurance wouldn't cover it so they just kicked me in the nuts.
>>34366522FemaleThey don’t ask me to do things outside of work/where I know them.
>>34366375I had some pictures of her but I lost them :(ok fine I'll take some pictures of her
>>34366521You will be inseminated.
>>34366528It is the most accurate depiction of my sleep cycle. Enjoy. >>34366527Did the forget your birthday too?
>>34366522"fake" friends don't really know you or care to know you. they're usually more just friends of convenience and like what you can do for them rather than care selflessly and make an effort to include you and such
>>34366377why can't you have a cat? you're not allowed?
>>34366537I think it would have been funny if Donald J. Trump said this instead of “you’re fired” when he was hosting The Apprentice
>>34366522When you're always the one reaching out to them to initiate conversations and activities, and they never reach out to you.When you're always the one asking them about their lives, and they're never asking you about yours.
>>34366537I think not anon>>34366536What is her name and how old is the baby
>>34366541Donald Trump is a prolific rapist with his dysfunctional and broken penis, isn't he?
>>34366522What do you mean by fake? There are different levels of friendship, some are more causal than others and that's completely normal
>>34366545Who are those cats raping or trying to gang fuck?
>>34366522mlike others said, if youre consistently the one doing everything and they never reach out or do anything adjacent imo
Drive My Car but it’s Pet My Cat instead>baby you can pet my cat>and maybe he’ll loooove you
>>34366450you can't do it unexpected, that would be so retarded. I sussed out that my ex-gf wanted monster cock at the time and I looked something up on my phone after we had sex, she sheepishly said she wanted it, we got it and brought it in to the bedroom. sometimes sex would keep escalating and she'd dirty talk herself into wanting it. it was the largest size bad dragon wereable flint model. it was a very tight fit for both me and her but lubrication and proficiency was everything
my coworker smelled like ass and vagina today she's cute and all but it kinda pissed me off
>>34366538>It is the most accurate depiction of my sleep cycleMine too. We're twinsies.
>>34366552How much for cuddles
>>34366555why are you sniffing your co-worker>>34366558I wish my sleep cycle could be that but I have to get up and do things waaaa why can't I just be rich
>>34366555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDFeCykfaUSNIFF SNIFF It smells like vagina in here. It smells like YOUR vagina.
>>34366554yeah i wouldnt just do it without addressing it but idk how to bring it up either, seems difficult to do without it being odd
>>34366560Maybe a little oil? Two fat cocks, together?
>>34366560You just gotta say hi and blink at him
>>34366568nta but lmao I just randomly skipped to this line
>>34366494That's way better than Akai Sweet Pea.Showa Memories is still an insane program tho, boomers really had it all
Do you think there are some young men who idolize and celebrate famous rapists for their acts of rape, the same way there are those who idolize race car drivers or movie stars for their feats?
>>34366564like all things with women you have to pick up on the signals of what they want then offer it, it doesn't work any other way
>>34366574lol yeah, if only we could be in our 20s in 80s japan...
>>34366545>What is her name and how old is the babyher name is lucky (I'm not very original with names) and she is 8 years old
Sounds like my cousin's family are electing to send her to an assisted living facility with her baby for six months, hopefully that's what's best for the kid, but if she keeps associating with her weird boyfriend I don't think it'll solve the problem. This guy has every red flag under the sun, when she was in hospital giving birth his sister told her that he was a pedo.
>>34366575No. Only the severely mentally ill need their rapes reorchestrated so that they have control.
anon what's your favorite east asian country? have you been to at least one before??
I should be allowed to teleport. Would make dating easier
>>34366533https://voca.ro/178W5ybGyJJ3
I resisted buying vietnamese american food. Might make a BIG tea though.
>>34366585Japan, of course.I’ve never been to Asia before. I’d like to see Japan and China someday.
>>34366585not been to any bc expensive but I'd love to go japan someday>>34366587ig if the date is going badly you can excuse yourself to the bathroom then just teleport home and say you had something on
>>34366585No. I'm learning Japanese for fun. I kind of want to visit after I learn.
>>34366582um bro.
>>34366582from what you were saying before also, that guy needs to be behind bars from the sounds of it, and your cousin in a psych facility or something, if I'm brootally honestis there no one else who can look after the child?well hopefully they will be safer going forwards at least
>>34366593You misunderstand me: I want to teleport closer to the dates, not away from them
>>34366603oh rightdesu I wish I could teleport so I didn't have to commute to work or the supermarket
>>34366540Live in a tiny flat with family so no space. Plus im pretty sure landlord wouldn't allow it
tfw my unemployment cheque came inthank you taxpayers for your support <3
>>34366552>Drive My CarAbsolute cinema
>>34366605This is one of the worst parts of living in the USA. It’s big
>>34366611Gobbless
>>34366609that sucks :(hope you can move to a place where you can have your own cat
>>34366600My mother offered to help with the kid, but the immediate family have decided to handle it how they see fit. It's their prerogative in the end. Though from the sounds of it this facility will be her alone in an apartment with the baby with 24/7 on call help, and I'm not sure more time alone with the baby is what her or the kid need.
>>34366603You wish to teleport, so that you can commit rape. So that you can hurt and abuse women with your pee pee. You are sick.
Men, do you consider this to be a flex?
>>34366617gobless or jobless? I'll take it anyway>>34366613>This is one of the worst parts of living in the USA.good thing I don't>>34366621>the immediate family have decided to handle it how they see fitblehoh well, hope the kid is safe anywayswe don't need another /atoga/ incel>>34366622I would teleport away from u
>>34366622No, I want to share a meal and hold hands. I’m not cut out to be a rapist
Is your life goal to invent a software that enables you to, through cyberspace, lethally and anonymously execute any scammer, spammer, hacker, predator, or troll you encounter online? Kind of like a Cyber Death Note?
Alright, after some self-reflection I think I WILL get Vietnamese food AND the BIG tea.
>>34366623>formerly promiscuous>radically born-again Christianhopefully she stays on her meds cause hoez mad>>34366629no but is yours>>34366625>share a mealshe's not having my fries
>>34366629No my life goal is to exterminate everyone and create my own people over whom I will rule.
>>34366623I wouldn't care. She looks really cute too.
>>34366632if you got the money then get the honey
>>34366623Holy schnoz
im depressed
>>34366639I've just been eating too many second dinners but I looked at myself naked and think I can afford one more day.
First you get the money. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power you get the?
>>34366598He's not the father of the kid by the way, he met her while she was already pregnant. Seems pretty sus to me.
>>34366642Ain't we fuckin all
>>34366642Put oatmeal on your face.
>>34366642The cure for your depression is an anal fucking up the ass.
>>34366644Can we get Ethiopian food? I've had a hankering for Ethiopian food.
I want to know what it's like to hold her in my arms and have her melt into me.
>>34366642cool namefag. im s.
>>34366562>why are you sniffing your co-workeri didn't have to, i could smell her from several feet away but what really annoyed me was how this girl in her mid 20s smelled like an old woman
>>34366644big flat screen tv>>34366643ye treat yoself>>34366642hi depressed I'm anonfeel better sooon>>34366657>how this girl in her mid 20s smelled like an old womanare you smelling old women also>it kinda pissed me offwhy did it offend you lmao
>>34366659>are you smelling old women alsono i just have an insanely sensitive nose from time to time
>>34366644>Then when you get the power you get the?free chicken
>>34366663
>>34366659>why did it offend you lmaobecause if her metabolic health resembles that of an elderly woman so much that she smells like one, that's highly indicative of an unhealthy person she's clearly letting herself go and is lucky to still look as cute as she does
So this Moid is crying because he ran out of fire? LOL. Like go buy some more! How expensive could that actually be?
>>34366666checked
>>34366660The drug "Jet" from the fallout series is made from fermented human waste. It is currently a popular drug in parts of Africa.
>>34366657>i could smell her from several feet awayI can smell YOUR feet from several feet away.I want to fuck your feet.
>>34366667>she's clearly letting herself gothis is quite a logical leap>>34366668>ran out of fire? LOL. Like go buy some morefrom where, the fire store??
Woah.
>>34366673i don't think it is if she had to take a biological age test she'd probably score 5-10 years older not that she can't bounce back but she won't
>>34366623"Meet your wife at church" they tell you. Kek.
Imagine being a south indian bisexual male and thinking that you might meet a white girl here who wants to date you
>>34366657I had the almost the opposite problem. Her perfume is so good. She’s also hot and friendly, so frustrating.
Yt keeps recommending me tandom cat videos and they fill me with immense joy https://youtu.be/Hvw2cNQUuUc?si=ZUuecOTPwYBIArQr
>>34366678who tf is that
>>34366671In Africa irl. Not Africa in the fallout series. Currently the status of Africa is unknown within the lord of the fallout series, but one could actually speculate that they were hit with some of the least bombs in the world outside South America.
>>34366682Yo mamma.
Men, are you ok? How are you so bad at time management that you literally can't find any time to go on dates? Do better.
>>34366680>perfumethis shit also pisses me off leave my fucking nose alone
>>34366681thank you for sharing :)
>>34366682The skinny indian guy with a microjeet penis that posts here and simps for like every femanon but still gets rejected in the end
The female.
>>34366692fuck off, entj
>>34366687Too busy working and trying to escape middle class absurdity
>>34366559https://voca.ro/1oHWamExB58W
>>34366687when you're ready to get baptized, quit your job, and have my babies, i'll think about dating you
>>34366699Nobody likes you cunt
>>34366687>are you ok?no but thanks for asking>>34366687>How are you so bad at time management that you literally can't find any time to go on dates?crippling adhd and anxiety mostlyrn I have no money and need to get another job but keep brocrastinating
>>34366585>anon what's your favorite east asian country?Taiwan
>>34366687when I was working though and dating my ex for instance I spent all my time with her or talking to her. I can't really find a balance with things I'm very all or nothing which is why I prefer being single desu
>>34366709You mean China?
>>34366709i was looking for that
You reckon half of the Worlds countries will exist in the next twenty thousand years?
>>34366585Mine would be Korea bc that’s where my girlfriend is from
>>34366703Why are you so angry? Are you that self hating indian guy?
>>34366715Fuck no lol. That’s a long time from nowNames and borders will have changed drastically by then
>>34366692F. I would never date an Indian male ew that’s gross.
>>34366681bro is so precious>>34366681lol my neighbour's cat has a little bell like this, and sleeps on my bed or windowsill like every day til my neighbour calls them, then runs away xD
Old lady with dementia miraculously managed to make the jello I bought to make for her correctly by herself while I was sleeping but she must have used a measuring cup from a cupboard I haven't gotten to yet because there's a couple of dead gnats and some dust in it.I'm going to let her eat it. Telling her she can't have this jello would upset her far more than eating a couple bugs will harm her.I feign an upset stomach constantly to avoid eating things she's touched.
>>34366728you wouldn't even date disco singh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkzN2Ye_pk
>>34366693I think of that creature within minutes of waking up every day.
>>34366733that's entj, you retard
>>34366585Went to Bangkok last year. Was really fun, highly recommend - people are also extremely kind and fun to be around themselves.
>>34366732based gramma still got the jello touchsweet of you to let her have it
>>34366733NTA but holy shit I can’t take Indians seriously as people
>>34366737lol bro's daily crashouts are happening earlier now>>34366739>Went to Bangkokdid they bang your cock>>34366741indian Dr. Eggman says why so serious?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCBDl58lBoU
The boreal forest.
>>34366728nta but why assuming he was an otherwise ok personis it just the skin color?
>>34366744I've technically been in a boreal forest in NC but I want to see the actual Taiga at some point.
>>34366660https://voca.ro/1k3kGIMOQWiA
Hey girlsSo I'm sleeping with this girl, I haven't really asked but I feel like she HAS to be pretty sexually active.But she is pretty tight and complains about my dick size, saying she gets sore after a few hours of fucking and usually ends up bleeding on me a little bit, the first time she was actually bleeding quite a bit, but she's definitely not a virgin.So, what are the chances she's just bullshitting me and I just fucked typhoid mary? I know I'm slightly bigger than average, but not enough I feel that girls should be complaining after like 2 hours of a few fucks.
>>34366725Yeah
I'm cooming
Get a load of this guy
New>>34366766>>34366766
>>34366758Sounds fake
>>34366772I mean I made it sound a bit funnier than real life, but she legit does bleed on me and compliments/complains about the size a lot, and can't go multiple rounds.The last girl I was with complained about the size and cried a bit the first few times too.I don't know if they're just smaller than normal or what, but like I said I'm bigger than average but I by no means have a monster cock.
what jokes are appropriate in a relationship?can you sayI'd never have your kids, but you'd be a great dadlike, is that even a joke?
>>34366776so she's not on her period?I don't think it's normal for a chick to bleed. If you have a hunch, follow it. NEVER take that condom off.
BlueValk must be an admin on 4plebs the way she got that shit scrubbed immediately
>>34366842did her gunt get posted
>>34366841No period, I got tested after the first few times and it seemed fine and we have been doing it raw. I am sketched out for a few reasons but I think she's just autistic. But it does seem to track that she's just tearing or something, just seems weird though.
missing his ex again award>>34366585singapore. no.
>>34366585min theory its vietnamno
Foids, do you notice when a moid has a feminine typing style?
>>34363895Press S to Spit.
>>34363914Not me. I'd be pissing and shitting and farting on the toilet. You're gonna have to pull me out of there if you want to date me.I'd also only date younger men. But not to fuck. But to kiss on the forehead, make them lunch, and tuck them into bed. Sex is overrated.
