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Women, are you having sex this weekend?
>>34383955Nope
Dropped a monster of a constipated cement brick of shit. Ow. My poor asshole.
>>34383955No
>>34383956Good, you don't deserve it.
>>34383962do you want to?
State genderWhat's an unusual deal breaker in a potential romantic partner for you?
>>34383966No
>>34383955No. Maybe next weekend, I hope
>>34383968oh
>>34383967MI don't know if this is unusual but I wouldn't want to date a woman with the same name as my mom or sister, I wouldn't even want to get to know her in case I liked her.
>>34383967brown nips
>>34383967If she has an loud and/or annoying sneeze.
If I didn’t shutdown last night in front of the taco truck, I’d probably be choking and fucking the soul out of the alt chick who was checking me out. FUCK MY LIFE
>>34383964Rude
Girls I didn't get any work done today but did clean my whole apartment, wash all of my dirty clothes and sheets, and help my uncle out with some difficulties he was having. Do you forgive me?
>>34383951>What happened?I used to work out but responsibilities and troubles just kept piling up and I didn't have the energy for it anymore. And I let myself go. Not fat or anything just not as I was before >I used to just think it was something that would just happen, then it was something I wouldn't mindHow long did all that take to play out. Doesn't really sound much like wanting, was it just something that would come as an extra out of the love you wanted?
>>34383949I need a tiny black gf with short hair
>>34383978yes anon, if you weren't you, your life would be different
>>34383967MShe hates puns.
>>34383984NtaClassic me always getting in my way
>>34383978>cucked by a truckThat sucks.
>>34383987classic indeed
I do not approve of my own looks therefore I am repulsed by the idea of sex.
>>34383978Shutdown? Like you couldn't talk?
>>34383991I know that feel. It's like how you don't want to throw a party if your house's a mess, it would just be humiliating and make everything worse.
Women would you date a man who does bodybuilder poses in the mirror
I CAUGHT UP ON MY DUOLINGOS!!!!
>>34384002Konnichiwa dude
Women. Would you date a guy that does bodybuilder poses in the mirror and doesn't bodybuild?
>>34384004>>34383998I don't know if >he does or not.
>>34383982You can always get back to itIdk I just realized one day I didn't daydream about it at all anymore
>alt chick checking me out. >I’d probably be choking and fucking the soul out of herFemanons, can the night really go from A to B if we don't seem uncool while ordering food from a tacotruck?>NTA BTW
>>34383981>and help my uncle out with some difficulties he was havingUh-oh, one femanon here won't like that sentence.
>>34383981>Do you forgive me?Barely
Women, should I get Taco Bell right now?
College qt3.14159s:what could your fat 40 year old classmate say to you to make you want to go for coffee
Imagining her draping her arms across my shoulders and back.
>>34383955>Women, are you having sex this weekend?he hasn't decided yet
>>34383992Yeah. She complimented my shirt and even made a reference to it but all I did was smile and say thanks. I can't be too mad about it because it's been years since I've been in the dating game so I didn't know how to respond to positive female attention in the moment. It sucks too because we had to wait 10 minutes for our food and the whole time we were waiting, she was like 15 feet away with her friend, staring at me the whole time while I was talking to my friend. I just needed to ask for her number but I was overthinking like a fucking retard. I'm my own worst enemy - I always have been
>>34384007>You can always get back to itMaybe. I still don't have much energy and don't really see a point anyway >I didn't daydream about it at all anymoreDo you still daydream or at least think of the other stuff
>>34384014"I'm the first born descendant of an extremely powerful, wealthy and influential family"
>>34384018Think you mean to reply to >>34384012Still dating a Rothschild seems like a bad bad move
>>34384021I did, why would it be a bad idea?
>>34384011No(male)
>>34384014Imagining pulling away from a kiss and she still has her eyes closed and smiling
>>34384022Bro
Imagine just hanging out and doing something with someone basically every day.
>>34384017I need to keep moving or I feel exponentially worse, I hope you find time for something soonNo it's not fun anymore
>>34384026That sounds draining
>>34384011No, they're probably closed.
>>34384029Yeah. I guess more space, but I like doing my own thing while someone does their thing near me and we kind of check in on each other's thing or just watch each other do their thing once in a while.
>>34384016Not sure what's wrong with me, but sometimes I accidentally say bits of what I'm thinking out loud. And one time a girl I had a crush on asked me out, and because I was thinking "no way" I accidentally said no to her instead of yes.
>>34384024>>34384033Sounds like heaven
>>34384035I've done it with friends too but things change as you age.
>>34384027>I need to keep moving or I feel exponentially worseI get it it's a health thing I'm just letting go, what do you do >No it's not fun anymoreYeah that sucks it kind of reminds you of what you're missing doesn't it, was it a bit like an escape before, did you have someone in particular in mind or just a vague sort of someone
>>34384023Why not?>>34384030They're open for another hour and 20 minutes.
>>34384040Learn to make. Taco bell is basically free at home.
>>34384038Same but never with an SO like in a Hallmark movie.>>34384040Get some real food anon. Fast food is not the way.
>>34384042I don't think I've ever really got there with a significant other either for varying reasons.
>>34384025>trying to marry into a family that can't ever be touched in any meaningful way is a bad ideaHow?
Men, why don't you become a pirate?
>>34384048About that
>>34384048I don't know how to swim
>>34384050not downloading hollywood slop, getting your hair braided at port nassau type shi
>>34384048Scurvy and dick rot femnon
>>34384048Sharethreads on /mu/ died. It's over.
>>34384053About that
>>34384056ok based, tell your parrot I said "arr"
>>34384046Romance is so funny, to me just being together in such a casual way is very appealing, but that friendship angle seems to only come after the romance and sex and passion stuff. It seems like it should be the other way around but I guess if it was then another guy would swoop in and snap up the girl.>>34384048No more jewish galleons to plunder
what does arrr mean in pirate
>>34384053It's kinda stupid and only really worth it if you're like African or dalit-tier muslim in the global socio-economic pyramid. You have a high chance of failure and don't make a whole lot.
>>34384057He only speaks Arabic sorry
>>34384048Because women have the best booty
>>34384059it means "swiggety swooty, I'm coming for that bootie"
>>34384061you should roast him for dinner
>>34384062you could capture prostitutes and then keep them on the ship as your sex slaves
>>34384064I don't think he'd taste very good he hasn't showered in forever. And the other guys would have my head
>>34384060not that kind of cringe pirate >>34384055not that kind of cringe piracy>>34384054healthlets need not apply>>34384058only valid answer, but you could become a land pirate
>>34384070Shut your mouth, Sharethreads were the best part of /mu/ back in the day.
>>34384069so goat head soup tomorrow? nice
There was another girl just staring at me at the bar with her bf. She didn’t give a fuck, made it super obvious but I wasn’t going to make a move on her. I have a newfound sense of confidence. I am very hot
>>34384071were you conceived at a sharethread swinger party?
Femanons, which is the best porn category?Wmwf, wmlf, wmaf, or wmbf?
>>34384077live streaming gooner executions
>>34384072I have been called a dog but never a goat. Watch your words around these coasts young lady
>>34384078Imagine going out like that. Imagine being the guy agreeing to that. I can't tell what's worse
>>34384079harr harr harr harr
>>34384048silly anon, dogs can't be pirates
>>34384077Wmaf
>>34384085More like yarr harr harr
Zoomers, what does Y/N height mean?
>>34384040Fine but you must only get things that have lettuce and tomatoes on them.
>>34384087Francis Drake and John Hawkins would like to disagree
>>34384091your name, it means this is where you self insert
>>34384070>land pirateToo many enemy schooners (police vehicles) but once the high seas calm (collapse of rule of law) I'm definitely setting sail (raiding loose change from old white women at gunpoint for fun)
>at friend's house with his wife, newborn, another couple and his sister-in-law>we're eating ice cream>the SIL randomly drops "You should make your baby some ice cream with your breast milk!">shortly after she uses her baby nephew to pin my hand onto her breasts for several seconds>remember she mentioned period cramps last week and because of the /atoga/ spreadsheet I can assume what part of her cycle she's at>I'm now justifying her incredibly strange actions because she's in her fertile stage.What the fuck have you guys done to me? I didn't ask for this power.
>>34384093i mean the kind that gowoof!!
>>34384089sorry, I'm not fluent in sea dog ebonics
It seems... nothing in here says that a dog can't...
>>34384096lol, the holy trinity of newborn exposure baby fever, ovulation and a breedable single moid in grabbing distance
Men are checking out of piracy at an alarrrming rate
>>34384098Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum No western oil tanker be safe off this horn of Africa
>>34384099correct>>34384097less barking, more walking the plank
>>34384048I like being alive.
>>34384104whine :(
>>34384103this here ye Horn o' Africa* arr*
>>34384095I don't approve of your methods, not very robin hood of you >>34384103one could say the US is a pirating nation
>>34384106yes, pirates had wine
>>34384109>one could say the US is a pirating nationThey're too fancy. It's not fun if you don't have a ragtag group of Somalis with RPGs and they're all called mouhamed for some reason
>>34384110I was thinking THIS.
>>34384111do you know from personal experience?
>>34384101holy fuck that's so true
>>34384112hive mind moment
>>34384110they had RUM you FRAUD
>>34384113I miss the days. They called me white devil
>>34384114she stood no chance>>34384117uhm sweaty, they had bothyou think they were picky with their free loot?
>>34384118kinda based, when will your memoirs be published?
I wish I was within grabbing distance of a baby crazed ovulating female argh
>>34384119>you think they were picky with their free loot?yes i happen to think they sere FREE to pick what they wanted. computer, put her feet on backwards
>>34384121ts tuff unc
>>34384120Only after my public and extremely showy death. I even shot a movie out there
I am hearing a kind of tinnitus that sounds like a biplane or a loud fan next to my left ear. Men, how is this your fault?
>>34384122yes but if you could have rum AND wine, both for free, wouldn't you just take both? computer, exchange his pp with his nose
>>34384109Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize I needed YOUR approval of MY privateering methods. YOU are not on MY crew, so YOU don't get any of MY booty. Another word out of you and I'll maroon you (drop you off at a waffle house full of blacks at 3am)
>>34384126>exchange his pp with his noseYou wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>34384125i'm sorry
>>34384129Get that yam off yo face!!!!
>>34384125thats your pineal gland begging you to turn inwards
>>34384125Sorry we annoy you so much that you have to bitch so loudly that it gives you hearing damage.
>>34384127thats what you think>>34384129interesting, have fun smelling your farts
>>34384133*crashes into my pineal gland*Now what?
>>34384137you'd know if you actually did
>>34384136It is what I think, because I'm the captain
>>34384125I'm bombarding you with psychic waves.
>>34384140
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>>34384126computer, put it back right now>>34384129fuck off
>>34384143My quartermaster (top nigga) and I will run a train on you
>>34384149no u
>>34384152thanks for posting this, I've been looking for it lol
>>34384141What are you trying to do mister?
>>34384149Quartermaster are the ultimate nerd femboys that niga is running ZERO trains
>>34384156*kisses u illegally and antisemitically*
Over time the pirates started to mimic the structures they were trying to escape.
>>34384157Np
>>34384161so healingspeaking of, care to explain why the knights templars graves all has a skull and bones on them and why that yale brotherhood is called skull & bones? really makes you think
>>34384138I know just the thing.*does nothing*
>>34384163hegel would feel so validated
>>34384165
Moids are you willing to send dick pics if we ask for it the same way you ask for nudes
>>34384168actually correct
>>34384172Absolutely not
>>34384172Don't see why not ms (you)baiterI thought girls didn't like dick pics
>>34384172i don't do nudes except for one special person, sorry
>>34384165literally me
>>34384166I have no fucking idea but looks badass, if you have info on how I can be more racist and antisemitic please let me know>>34384172I send them before they have the chance to ask
I need someone to drool over
>>34384158
>>34384165Look at that 85lber pansexual redditor.with 20
>>34384180F?
>>34384179if you want to be more antisemitic, I'd say not being a pirate would be a good starting pointunless you do it to infiltrate and destroy from within ofc
>>34384185No
>>34384182Not gonna happen, silly. You do not walk the path.
>>34384165Is this only based on mens bench press or is this a dual gender study
>>34384186Pirates don't do that they just blow shit up
>>34384190uh huh
am i a chud if i have little to no respect to men/women who post their naked bodies online for pay if i were in a hypothetical relationship with something like that i'd just feel jealous. i would make no attempt to control his/her body but it is my opinion that a lot of the excitement is gone if you find something extremely special if dozens of other people saw it too
>>34384186Wrong, who do you think owned the merchant ships? Who do you think owns the armored cars?>>34384189>no benches under 100lbsPretty sure it's men only retard
>>34384189Seeing as most of them fall in 150-250 I'd assume it's men
>>34384172>if we ask for it the same way you askWhat way is that?
>>34384192Nope just means youre not a cuckfag
>>34384193thats why it would be semitic to belong to them, so not being a pirate is more antisemitic u so silly
I can't stop thinking about the woman from last nightI knew I should've gone out tonight to make up for my epic loss last night
>>34384165based volcel bloatlord powerlifting king
>>34384197Stop implying that merchants operating within the law are pirates. Stop it! It's bullshit. It's gonna piss me off....
It is bullshit I did not hit her! I did nawt
>>34384172No, just look at my dick in person like me.
>>34384200>who made those laws? >who benefits from those laws? >who gave immunity and resources to privateers that then ((unfortunately)) became lawless? >who claimed the templars just "disappeared" with no trace, simply erased and their land and wealth just uh idk hmmm
>>34384192> i would make no attempt to control his/her body In a relationship it's your right to exercise control from time to time.
>>34384201oh hi mark
>>34384207The rivers of Babylon run red with blood
>>34384195Haha ur so funny anon send dick pics
>>34384192>>34384196No, he definitely is a cuck fag because he thinks moids jerking off to women means anything.
>>34384205I'm a pirate captain and I'm gonna make the lives of jews more difficult by my actions and you're either with me or against me and you DON"T want to be against me....
>>34384213Unsurprising opinion for someone who posted her tits on the internet to hold
>>34384212If a woman said this to me I'd get mad that she didn't really think I was funny and just wanted to see my penis.
>>34384202I want to look at >his dick in person.
>>34384215may i see it?
>>34384218Trust me bro You don't wanna
>>34384214yes yes but maybe come up with a new name, they already hogged this one
>>34384220I already said privateer but is that also not to your liking either your highness? What would you suggest?
>>34384172I don't ask for nudes and would break up with any woman who sent them under any circumstances
>>34384215Unsurprising opinion for someone that swallows cum for a living.
>>34384222privateers are even more semitic than pirates... anon pls...you have to form a whole new brotherhood, perhaps the white devils
Stats genderIf you found out your mom posted her tits on the 4chan camwhoring board for attention from virgin gooners in their 30s how would you feel?
>>34384229we've all done some stupid things some time, it's not that deep
>>34384229I mean my mom was hot so that's understandable. But 4chan didn't exist then.
>>34384229I’d support her and whack one off
>>34384231I know you did it too
>>34384227White devils sounds lame as hell. You're also confusing a crew name for what the profession actually is. If a tavern wench (like you except hot) comes up to me and asks what i do for a living, i cant just say i'm a white devil she's not gonna know what that is. if a girl has to ask "what's that?" in any conversation its already over. Pirate has the most recognition
>>34384232Do you have any pics of her?
There's only one white devil here
>>34384236Yes, but I won't post them.
>>34384234so?
>>34384239I know your type
>>34384240so?
>>34384238Darn
>>34384242You h
>>34384235is everything you do for pussy? cringe>>34384237where?
>>34384244what?
>>34384245Right here nigga
>>34380741Update: the sunrise was beautiful, and I didn't end up embarrassing myself in front of said woman. Goodnight everyone.
>>34384249what you gon do when they come for you
>>34384248You have no ground to stand on you're in the same hoe boat
>>34384245Just acknowledge that you were wrong, its ok I know you can do it. Women arent allowed on my ship anyway.>>34384249You're allowed on my ship
>>34384250GG
>>34384253ok, and? an I supposed to agree with the enemy? sounds like something a slave would be forced to do but I see no shackles around my neck
>>34384219whats the harm
>>34384254Gay males are not allowed on my ship.
>>34384252Imaging you singing that in a French accent is funny >>34384254Ayyy that's what I call a crew
>>34384256You can't see them because you put them on yourself
>>34384254you don't even have a ship you silly moid
>>34384261ok, point them out to me then pretty please
>>34384263Hey >>34384259, another wench is mad that she can't ride on our ship. Point and laugh!
why do i hate females so much despite not having talked to them in years?
>>34384259>french accentinsanely insulting >>34384266your ship stinks of dead rats and rotten oranges anyways
>>34384268thats how hating something works dumbdumb
>>34384264You sit on your knees and degrade yourself for the enjoyment of others and you think that isn't slavery? In that moment you step down and turn yourself into their toy, you are their's and at their whims and wishes
>>34384269ha ha ha ha!
>>34384266Always she saltiest of land wenches that want a ride on the mast...
messed up my dressi couldnt care less
>tfw you will never do Amazon position due to the angle of your dangleWhy even live?
>>34384273She wants to be in my crow's nest but mama knows best so she failed my hoes test
>>34384277Hard
>>34384048I'd rather be a sailor on an exploration vessel under the British Crown. I get to do all the same raping and plunder but it's all legal.
>>34384268Because you sucked off so many men.
It's funny how all the single mothers on apps want "something serious". Go have something serious with the father of your children lmao
>>34384280Hello! I'm writing this message to kindly inform you that I wil be robbing you of all your gold coins, limes, and firearms. To ensure an easy transaction, please do not fuck around when you see these colors on the horizon, or you will come to find out. Thank you!
They call it a "character arc" but 2bh it's more of a steep downwards slope and plateau
well todays date went wellthe high achiever was cross-eyed, so she doesnt have that many options i presume
>>34384271it's only slavery if it's not done out of free will, then it's just feral behavior, which is the opposite of slavery
>>34384292Good to know you were a worthy last resort for her
>>34384293You seem to have trouble telling the difference. Everyone is a slave but you.
>>34384229FWhatever. Hope she got paid for it
>>34384292I wouldn't go for it, eventually she'll get enough money for the cross eye surgery and she'll want to trade up for a hotter guy.
Are you good at remembering faces and names, /atoga/? We could have talked for ten minutes at a gas station five year ago and I'll still remember who you are.
Entering hour 40 of sleep deprivation. Going for ~60.
>>34384297>and she'll want to trade up for a hotter guy.by that time shes given me years of sex>>34384300i forget names all the time, but faces stick with me
>>34384300I'm weirdly good at remembering random facts about people and one off comments they didn't think about.
>>34384295nah, we're all slaves of the human experience after all, which is why it's not that deep anyways
>>34384300faces, 100% names, 1%
>>34384300The more people you meet the harder this becomes
>>34384307i don't talk to people and i never leave my city. i am bad with names and faces.
>>34384305If it's not that deep then you can admit to it but here we are
>>34384309any act that has sexual energy is by default an act of slavery to the flesh, but it's not any deeper than kissing someone, getting married or having kids
>>34384300I'm really good at faces, but sometimes I get false positives.
>>34384300I'm better with faces than names, I'm always recognizing actors in TV and movies that I saw once years ago.
>>34384310Is a man not a cuck if he asks his wife to fuck someone else? You were their whore, they told you to sit down and roll over and you obliged
how many practice relationships should a guy have before he can start a serious relationship? or is it not the quantity but the quality of practice?
>>34384315None, shithead.
>>34384319Fell for it award
>>34384315Zero, surely. If she truly is the right girl then it shouldn't matter how much superficial prior experience you have. If we live in a world where the girls worth having are so fickle you need to dial in your bf ability, that's just fucking blackpilling
>>34383967MShort nails, chewing on them.It's a red flag.
>>34384321Speak up
>>34384326WHAAAAAAAT
>>34384313people that think you can and should ask a partner to do anything are deeply disturbed anyways and I don't see what one has to do with the other again, everything you do is an act of slavery, some are just seen as more wholesome than other but thats nothing but cope, I don't see the point in trying to make that distinction and come up with those arbitrary categories other than to jerk your own ego off for being above others
Either genderHow do you feel about your partner going out to drink by themselves? Not just without you, but completely alone. Am I off base for not being supportive of it?
>>34384327Fine I'm going back and answering shit then.
>>34384328I am above you though. You're the one who's on her knees
>>34384329Alkie.
>>34384329I feel like that's a safety hazard. I would want to be with him even if I didn't drink just to make sure they're ok.
>>34384329F, he's a free man, if he feels like going for a drink alone, who am I to interfere with that?
>>34384332>>34384328Hard to tell which one of you is more retarded.
>>34384332whatever makes you sleep at night
>>34384329MWhy wouldn't she go with me seems weird
>>34384329As a man, if it's a man going off by himself he's gonna be left alone. Unless he can't be trusted not to approach other women it's less of an issue. If it's a woman then it's clear she's putting herself in a position to be approached, which is a big no no.
>>34384329MThat seems like lonely and depressed behavior. I'd be concerned.
>>34384337wow, we found someone even more superior, this is like the meeting of the cream of the crop and it's happening right here on atoga, how amazing!
>>34384300No.
>>34384337We're made for each other it seems>>34384338Back at you babe
>>34384346No, you definitely aren't.>>34384343Awoooga!
>>34384346so romantic
>>34384335>>34384336This is my exact dilemma.>>34384340Let's just say that I'm normally unavailable during typical drinking hours.>>34384341It's not that I dont trust them, my only concern is other people doing something awful.>>34384342Why might that be concerning?
>>34384348Walking back on your words is a bad look>>34384349I know when are we gonna get married and live in the woods
>>34384351>other people doing something awful.He's a man, no one's gonna fuck with him at a bar
>>34384352The truth is, I knew immediately you were the more retarded one and you have just proven it now.
>>34384351Genders?
>>34384354Thank you for your kind words Mr ai response bot
>>343843531 in 6 men are sexually assaulted at some point in their lives. This shit happens.>>34384355I'm intentionally keeping it vague.
>>34384352getting married is a jewish cattle scam thoughever
>>34384359Most of that is in childhood or in gay relationships/encounters. So unless he's a fag he's probably fine. If you're a woman there's nothing you can do to stop a man anyway.
>>34384351>dilemmathere's no dilemma if you a) date a moid that you know has the wisdom to not get into troubles unnecessarily b) know your moid picks his fights wisely and knows how to handle them if need be c) trust your moids will to victory c) know that he's not made of sugar and won't croak just from getting into some troubles d) know it's not the end of the world if he does croak, he'll just get reincarnated as your new cat again
>>34384360Not like you have a choice we already are
>>34384048Um... ¬_¬
i'm gonna fall in love with a woman with a big booty and glasses one day
>>34384361And plenty of gay men go to non-gay bars.
>>34384363according to whomstve? did you gif rel me?
>>34384368Check your ring finger
The manwhore, himbo arc starts now
>>34384366>babe, you can't go out by yourself!>why not?>because you might get butt raped by a gay guy if I'm not there to protect you!lmfao no wonder this nigga doesn't put up with you. yes you are off base
>>34384359>I'm intentionally keeping it vagueNobody likes posters like you.
>>34384315Ideally, none.But if you're past 21, the desirable girl you want would be creeped out if you have 0 experience. This is where practice gfs come in. Never stay with a practice gf for more than a year and never let her meet your friends or parents. It will be hard to escape if you get too comfortable with a practice gf. Always seek for real gfs while with a practice gf.
>>34384371>>34384366Lol
>>34384359>mfw I'm an outlier for caring about men's safety
>>34384374thanks
>>34384117Historically rum rations were a British Royal Navy thing. Pirates had whatever they could get.
>>34384369oh shiiiiiii.... but is your finger print on the inside?
>>34384376It's kind of like a 6 year old girl wanting to accompany her dad to the oil rig. Like thanks for the thought but you're not gonna do anything
>when its not entj and qt spamming up the thread its swiss and the namefag
>>34384380lmfao, true
>>34384379I wrote something in there. Check.
>>34384383there's only the gold purity stamp
>>34384373It has to be that way to eliminate gender bias, I don't know what else to tell you. Things could be construed as misogynistic or misandrist respectively if you include a gender. Your answers will be more well rounded that way. Don't know what else to tell you.>>34384371Yes? Again, it really does happen, and men are often shamed hard for it, too, just in different ways.>>34384376>>34384380Even a well trained chimp could tell you not to drink something someone else touched.
>>34384229Eh, not my problem.
>>34384385Yep. Symbolizes you
>>34383949Why is she fucking black here what the fuck? She's dark Japanese tan not black gtfo
>>34384390You've seen her DNA test results?
>>34384389:O
>>34384394Mhm. 10 karats. You tainted bitch.
>>34384390casca is south asian based on the hair, skin and eyes
moids, imagine if your pebis was shaped like a klein bottle haha
>>34383967if she's into astrology or MTBI type shit too muchi once met a 10/10 and when she started talking about astrology i could physically feel my interest in her fade away
>>34383967Intentional ignorance and refusing to learn simple tasks.
>>34384395I threw away in the trash bin my weight in gold as a woman
>>34384397Imagine if you have a ball hole and you could just cum back into your ballsack.
>>34384397How would the cum and piss escape
i can go for years without having a gf and then multiple prospective gfs show up in the same monthis this the universes way of telling me i should cheat?
>>34384398filtered by ancient wisdow
>>34384400Implying you weren't already there
>tfw no 4D object shaped peniswomen's standards are so high nowadays, a simple 3D penis wont cut it anymore
>>34384403Go on and cheat death just a little. Take a dive off a bridge for fun.
>>34384405my home is my castle
>>34384407it will please you to know my dad has a triple digit body count and my gramps fathered 52 children (although he only married one woman for life)
>>34384406I want to see 5d men naked.Where is biblically accurate moid.
>>34384408A round metal castle. Like Grover in his bin
>>34384403>is this the universes way of telling me i should cheat?Yes. You'll be old one day and regret not fucking more when your dick no longer works.
>>34384406the ant goes wooooooohttps://youtube.com/shorts/_PCoPzf8i9o
State gender.You just got home with the groceries, closed the door and put the bags or whatever you got onto the kitchen counter.Do you wash your hands right away or do you first put all the stuff into the pantry, fridge etc. and wash them afterwards?
>>34384409So if you stick around where your grandfather fathered children, you're likely being hit on by cousins.
>>34384411are you architecture shaming me? >>34384414f, wash hands immediately
>>34384414I wash them over your face immediately.
>>34384414MWash, change clothes, put away, wash again. Close the fridge door. Wash. Put the bags away. Wash. Clean the salt off my boots. Wash. Take my phone, wipe it down with alcohol, wash. Use my phone. Pick my nose. Wash.
>>34384416Yes. Trashmaxxed bincel. Major backalley vibes
>>34384418sheesh
>>34384414i wash my hands immediately while my mom puts away the groceries
>>34384419my favorite
>>34384420I put on my slippers. I've touched my slippers. My slippers are dirty. I must wash my hands. I use soap, I wash. I dry off. My hands do not get dehydrated anymore. It has adapted. My fingers are no longer sticky. My skin is rejuvenated. I feel my fingertips to make sure the callouses are still there. Yep, there they are. I go to make a sandwich. I accidentally touch the butter, just a smidge. I wash. No longer greasy. I am clean.
>>34384424lizard moment
>>34384414MSometimes right away, but I think more often I do it after.
>>34384425I touch my face. I wash. I touch my hair, I wash. I smell my fingers. I'm displeased by the odors wafting into my nostrilsI wash. I rub my fingers together. They're sticky. They're slick. Their tactile response isn't "just so". I wash. I can't stop. And frankly I don't wish to stop. I will wash and I will be clean. My only regret is that I don't have more soap.
>>34384427what porn do you watch that you feel so tainted to the bone?
>>34384427Your immunity must be shit, desu senpai.
>>34384431Go faster
Should I go to Philippines in June?
>>34384434No. Go to cuba.
Loving someone else after her is, to me, like converting ti Christianity without a personal revelation after a lifetime of cringe reddit-tier atheism: It's obvious that they don't believe it and are just doing for ulterior motives.How could I vie my heart to another woman when it belongs to my ex and the love will never be marched, and likewise how can I trust her to love me the most? It's a farce, we're settling.
>>34384428I watch porn. I touch my penis. For the next twenty minutes I am locked into this task. I edge. I ejaculate. Filthy. My phone is covered in greasy smudges. My hand has picked up the characteristic film from the lubricants and oils secreted by the shaft of my penis and the sweat from my palms. The remnants of my load shine wet and sticky on the head of my member. I am crusty. I am unclean. But it is no matter, for I shall be clean soon enough. I urinate. I empty my waste. I sit in my filth just a while longer. I clean off my penis. I wash my hands. I wipe down my phone. Two sprays of alcohol on either side. Once again, I am clean. I have returned to my holy throne.
>>34384439who diddled you as a kid?
opinions on unclean, crusty penis?
>>34384414FRight away. Probably touched a door handle or something.
>>34384442I'd wash >his penis. ;)
>>34384442cut off and stuff into your mouth so you get a taste
>>34384440I despise children. So unclean. So blind to their own disgustingness. They sit on the floor. They prance around. They touch and grab and poke and prod. Their hands reach out at whatever they fancy. No matter how dirty. The seats and handles on the train. The railings and benches. And where do their hands go after? Their faces. Their mouths. Their eyes. Their noses. God forbid they touch you. Vile creatures.
>>34384436I don't know anyone there. Why Cuba?
>>34384448They need help. It's closer. Maybe you'll get shot by the government or iced if you try to come back.
>>34384447did your teacher force you to wash because you were dirty and soiled after to destroy evidence or what's the lore here?
how do I unknow something?
How much of a red flag is perma singleness in an otherwise attractive moid? Foids too, to get the conversation going
>>34384451I remember my teachers. I remember my school. Everything was dirty in school. I dared not go to the washrooms. They were too dirty. I could wash and then I'd have to touch again just to get out. All that washing gone to waste. I get home from school. I take off my bag. I change my clothes. Wash. I have to get the contamination off before interacting with my home. I have to do schoolwork. I take out my assignments and stationary. I complete them. I put them away. I wash. The floor of my room where my backpack was sitting is now tainted. Just as the floors of the school are tainted and taint my backpack. The desks are tainted. The chairs are tainted. The doors are tainted. I touch the old hardened bubble gum that's been in this school longer than I have. And I wash longer than that.
>>34384446i hear the musk drives foids wild
>>34384456>I touch the old hardened bubble gum that's been in this school longer than I haveyeah, that one's completely on you
>>34384454theres a substance you can inject to make memories more liquid and then you can replace them with something else, they use it on PTSD patients
>>34384455>perma singleness in an otherwise attractive moid? Foids tooThis is not a thing. Attractive people can easily find relationships.
>>34384457ew
>>34384455the biggest of red flags since you must be an exceptionally repulsive, arrogant or deeply mentally ill person for this to happen
>>34384455It's not the fact that you haven't dated that is driving people away from wanting to select you as a romance option.
>>34384461It obviously is a thing or some chick would have already snatched the fine specimen I have in mind
>>34384460I'm not going to melt my brain over duck penis but thanks
>manlets after ordering liftshttps://youtube.com/shorts/MSWvaVocjeQ
>>34384459It's on me. My hands are always covered in something. Sweat. Some film. Some grease. Some sticky thing. I tap my fingers and feel them slightly peel from each other. I press them into my palms and listen to the sound it makes when they separate. I smell them. This will get on everything I touch. This will not do. I go to the bathroom. I wash. I wash my hands so that they are clean again and free from their tacky shell. I dry them. I rub them against each other. A choir of dry friction sings to my ears and caresses my knuckles. Once again, even if just for a little, I am pure and clean.
>>34384469>I am pure and cleanhave you ever seen the insides of the pipes leading to your faucet tho?
>>34384467Can't you just... remember what human penis looks like?
>>34384397I do not like this thought.
>>34384472can you only remember one thing at a time? that explains some things
>>34384470My water is clean. It is clear and it is cool. It is my friend. It flows and swishes and swirls and dissolves. It marries with the soap, my muse. Together they strip away what taints me. Wash it back down with water. Rinse off the soap. My hands are wet. I dry my hands. I hope my towel is clean. I turn the faucet in one again to admire the flow and the dance of the stream. I drink. I close the faucet.
>>34384474I thought you were a struggling furry.
>>34383967Not having a high IQ education/career.Also, being too short.I'm talking about girls btw, lol.
>>34384468>https://youtube.com/shorts/MSWvaVocjeQThat's something femlets do, though.Every 4'9 femlet is walking on literal stilts lol.
>>34384473you don't have a choice
women, youre texting a guy and things are getting hot and he sends you a dick pic but his dick is shaped like a klein bottlehow do you respond
JHSHE TOOK YOUR JOB
>>34384329Mif a girl wouldnt be able to tolerate this, she's not for meI need my alone time sometimes
>>34384482Good, now cum for me.
>>34384455Just invent a bunch of fake exes with backstory, like I did. Worked flawlessly.
>>34384485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai8bYylJRRs
>>34384455the older you get the redder this flag becomes
>>34384476you should do a hammam ritual some time, you'd love how purified it will make you feeldon't forget the rhassoul and don't spare the scalp, use authentic black soap too
>>34384482I force him to let me pimp him out for my human zoo OF
>>34384292My childhood friend got engaged to a chubby cross-eyed girl. Something about it feels very sad to me.
>>34384492I am tired. I am afraidI want to sleep in my bed I am sorry
>>34384497that sounds like you're about to kys
>>34384490It's already red if you're single in your 20s. But the question is if you will swallow your pride and settle for someone you don't really like or keep doing what you want.
>>34384498Death doth come but rarely stays I hope you liked my writing It is 7 in the morning and I must sleep
>>34384499this is where practice GFs come in
>>34384500good night grease boy
>>34384502Soft lotioned man mmmmm slippery grippy penis with lotion.
>>34384506can you don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCcN0wUiAdQ
any tips for giving good oral as a guy?ive had sexual experience but ive never gone down on a womanits not my thing, i dont expect BJs either but i know its important for a lot of women so
>>34384501But has anyone jumped from a practice gf to a real gf? The practice gf will drain your energy and time. I actually tried to get with one of my practice gf's friends but they weren't that close and we didn't meet 2-on-1. I only met her uglier friends.
>>34384511>But has anyone jumped from a practice gf to a real gf?I didbut i made the mistake of breaking up with the practice gf before finding a new gf, so i had a gap period
>>34383341>Because they can, dummy. You just need the right level of arousal and position. I'm 7" and my ex-gf could easily take me to the hilt completely if done right.
>>34384486It's really only a matter of safety. I support them getting alone time, but it makes me nervous when they drink alone in public because it's difficult, or near impossible, to dance and have fun while also watching your drink like a hawk. If they wanted to just get a couple of shots, not something that needed monitoring, and had a ride lined up, then I'm happy.
>>34384513Yeah, I had gaps, too. I got too pissed off to stay with the practice gf long enough to find a new gf. Last year, I dated one girl who was more attractive than the practice gf for 4 months and she got bored of me, but I had other issues going on anyway.
>>34384516Who the fuck is gonna roofie a random ass dude
>>34384521It's happened a shocking amount of men. I was surprised to hear it, too.
>>34384521people sometimes do it to test their drugs
>>34383967M, I wouldn't say it's "unusual" but I don't want kids>>34383991Based and relatable >>34384026It's horrible, I don't understand how normies can do this
>>34384048No one is hiring and I don't have a boat>>34384172I guess
>>34384300M, no I'm dogshit with names. I remember when I was working reception and bartending and people expected me to remember who they were and their orders etc. Like no sorry I don't care that much?? I can barely remember my own name half the time
someone keeps trying to hack my instagram account with a whopping 0 followersthere's been 8 attempts in the past monthwhat are these people even after?
>>34384511>>34384513>>34384520>>34384520You deserve to suffer when you mislead women on.
>>34384301Based sleep depriverJust he carefulMeanwhile I just slept til almost 1pm and am tempted to sleep the afternoon away>>34384329M, I don't see the issue>>34384381We take shifts>>34384414I wash my hands then put the shopping away
>>34384530its their faultwomen tend to not agree to FWB but are happy to be in a """serious""" relationshipalso its good practice
>>34384529they are trying to hack your account to convert it into a bot account>>34384048I've thought about it, and actually my ancestors were pirates, but piracy only made sense when it's privateering for a powerful empire.
>>34384532Liars should be lied to
>>34384525I wonder how physically fit you need to be to make this work and be enjoyable.
>>34384535Perpetuating a vicious cycle.
>>34383949gGirls, how do i approach the pussy so I can make you wet and go crazy. Recently met the fabulous, sexy, sensual, soft, and gentle Asian girl with the most beautiful boobs I have seen and felt (they are like silky smooth balloons). She wants me to breed her. I'm excellent at the oral game, sticking my face in her pussy (her pussy looks so good and smells good too!) and just eating her like a savage. But my hand game is horrible. I'm not sure how I should rub the clit. And should I moistened my fingers with my spit? Her spit maybe? Should I just drop master to finger her?
>>34384455As a guy like this, women do find it weird or think you're joking, it if they like you enough they'll overlook it>>34384461Just because they "can" doesn't mean they do lol>>34384532>women tend to not agree to FWB but are happy to be in a """serious""" relationshipThe opposite is true in my experience kek>>34384497This is almost a haiku
i'm done trying to meet up with someone who never gives me a real yes or no. there is always the promise of doing something soon, but there is always an excuse of why i am not hearing back from her. and it's always the same vague answers.
>>34384537Practice girlfriends should cheat.Like you should start out cucked.
>>34384539>The opposite is true in my experience kekthen youre probably a Chadmy chad friends have similar complaints
>>34384541i am seriously considering confrontting her about it.
>tfw my practice gf is bringing up kids all of a suddenI hope she's just day dreaming and not actually pregnant.Either way, it's over. It was over from the start, but now it's really over. I hope she doesn't chimp out too much when I tell her, cause she's feisty. I'm going to do it in public on campus.
>>34384529Money, old scorned ex
>>34384546Shieeet. She's gonna chimp out
>>34384541maybe they are insecure.or they just chose to be avoidant and are narc.either way, time to move on. you shouldn't care about people who don't match your energy.
>>34384533>change your typing style depending on who you reply toNow THAT is some proper grade A botting behaviour.
>>34384550yeah
>>34384546I hope she gets a big black man to mug you.
Why is it that in my country, when I see an abandonned pile of trash on a table at a fastfood, I already know it belong to a group of teenagers with foreign parents?
imagine how attractive slavic women were if they werent evil
>>34384555LmaoHere all sorts of families do itLast time I went burger king I ended up clearing all the tables cause it pissed me off how people just leave their mess behindAlso when I worked in a family restaurant. Not to generalise but most of the foreign families actually tied up really well. It was the poor white families that often left things in an absolute state /rantI didn't mind clearing tables, I preferred it to serving lol, but I don't understand parents who don't teach their kids good manners at all
>>34384414FPut it away, then wash hands. Otherwise I just have to wash them again after touching it all.Unless I pee as soon as I get home, which I often do, meaning I wash my hands before and after.Also, someone's definitely reading all these replies and thinking "wtf, I don't wash my hands after handling groceries at all, is that a thing?" and I'm here to tell that person specifically: It's okay, you're not gross, but you'll probably notice you get sick fewer times a year if you get in the habit of handwashing every time you come home.
>>34384546My practice gf brought up kids on our second date. That shit really scared me. Imagine being tied down to your practice gf for 18 years.
>>34384543>youre probably a ChadI mean it's not a big sample size lol, and was probably just the kinds of girls I was meeting in my partying days. But I think my personality/not having my shit together must be a deterrent or something. Because some of these girls ended up getting bfs after only wanting something casual kek. So either I was in the wrong place at the wrong time or just not bf material
>>34384556Imagine what her life would be like if she didn't fuck another man every other night
>>34384556ugly haircut
>>34384556I hope every slavic woman you meet will put a needle through your cock.
>>34384329>paying like $15 for a pint in a noisy bar instead of grabbing a can or two at home for like $2 each if you buy them by the caseWhat is he, stupid?
>>34384543Anyway I'm gonna go for a walk, get drunk and play Hello Kitty Roller Rescue on the GameCube. Being single has its perks :p
>>34384558>"wtf, I don't wash my hands after handling groceries at all, is that a thing?"I did expect that reply at least once, but I'm glad it didn't happen.Of course, now that we have both pointed it out, any subsequent admittance of guilt is probably just fake.
>>34384564Nta, I agree that bars are stupidly overpriced for drinks vs. just going to the store for a crate/multipack But when I had money, sometimes you just gotta stop off for a pint or two on a sadboi walk, and chat a bit with the barmaid or sit in the beer garden, it's a unique feel
>>34384549:/ I'm scared. She's the type that you'd read about in the DailyMail, after stabbing her bf for staring at another girl.>>34384554She's legit a terrible person. Even if I had meant it, I would have broken up with her because she's a grade A retard and violent as fuck.
>>34384300NahThere's some guy at work who keeps calling me by name and having conversations with me if he catches me in the kitchen, and I have no earthy idea who the fuck he is, what he does, or how he knows mePleasant guy though
>>34384563NTA but does she mog you or something?
>>34384571Just ghost her?
>>34384536I hate to say it but it's just genetics on the man's part. If you don't have a naturally big frame it's impossible
>>34384077idk what any of these mean, which means there's still hope for me
>>34384315You could try not being an asshole, then you won't have to resort to this Machiavellian "practice gf" nonsense lmao
>>34384573Lol, Big V gets mogged by like 90% of the planet. I don't understand how she still has simps defending her whenever her ugly mug gets posted. But I guess she threatens to kick them out of the discord if they won't defend her.
>>34384580>out of the discordwait, people actually go on the discord?what do they do there? circlejerk with the webcam on?
>>34384576? I can lift 80kg easy and I don't lift at all. With a bit of fitness training I could easily condition myself to fuck standing. I have very strong legs so that helps.
It's raining but not too heavily, should I go for a walk anyways?
>>34384584That's different to being able to hold it, have a boner and plap for a decent amount of time
>>34384585yes, rain is nice
>>34384585Yeah.
>>34384571Just call her and break up. Tell her the truth and always make sure not to be alone when you're at uni, but dont let others get hurt because of your incompetence.
>>34384583ask Swiss
Would I really be happier with an ugly girl than I would be alone?
Why is a woman typing "lole" so cute and it makes me want to spank her for it?
>We don’t have to worry, and we don’t have to hold onto pain we left behind. Thank you Kanye, very cool.
>>34384485She has probably been doing it for a long time.
Trvke just dropped>>>/gif/30446995
dabbing is just so funny to mei know the meme is over 10 years old by now but i cant get over it bwos
>>34384595She's a retarded mutt?
>>34384601So this is how brown AGP's see women, a fascinating mental illness ngl. The internet truly was a mistake for the male gender.
>>34384601TL;DR
>>34384601Nobody is gonna read your spam.Anybody who uses "trvke" is human trash and not worth listening to.
>>34384594Probably not. You'll just notice the hot girls walking around more and feel left out. Getting to feel her ass and tits will be fun a few times, but then it's old fast and you'll want someone you're actually attracted to. I fucked 2 escorts while with my practice gf.
>>34384609I post "trvke"s on 4chan when I'm on my break at the orphanage where I volunteer to serve soup to poor hungry orphans.
>>34384556slavic women have no asses, so
>>34384611How many stds do you have
>>34384573What part of my curse makes you think I'm aiming it at the picture? Do you have a reading competency level below 4th grade?
>>34384616Never caught anything from escorts. It's the Tinder girls you need to look out for, they're way too willing to do stuff without a condom.
>>34384616That's not how STDs are usually transmitted, Swiss.
>>34384603dab on the haters brev>>34384596bro on his atonement arc>>34384588>>34384589I went for a nice walk through the woods and went supermarket lol
>>34384594not if she's not attractive to you at allbut it's good to not be so shallow also
>>34384511are you the same guy who used to post about "girl A, B and C" lmao>>34384611>I fucked 2 escorts while with my practice gfyou say this like it's a flex...
>>34384620Doubt it.
>>34384611>I fucked 2 escorts while with my practice gf.>I paid for sex while already paying for sex.
>>34384634He did say his "practice" gf was unattractive. Probably an ldr.
>>34384628>but it's good to not be so shallow alsoWhat does this mean? What do you think I should do?
Men are checking in to hotels at an alarming rate
>>34384629>you say this like it's a flex...No, he didn't. If you interpreted his post that way it says something about your way of thinking.
>>34384640IN THIS ECONOMY???
>>34384640This isn't actually true, is it?
>>34384637you shouldn't date someone you're just not attracted to, you can't force itbut at the same time I think you should give people a chance, because attraction can build as you get to know someone better. don't reject people on superficial characteristics I suppose>>34384640I don't have the money for thatnothing beats a Jet2 holiday tho
>>34384630I'm checking out of society but checking into Zara https://voca.ro/1g5wZ68BukXX
>>34384647NTA but how do you let someone down after giving them a chance? We've been on 2 dates and I just want to be friends. No idea how to say that without sounding like a bitch.
>>34384651it's awkward but I mean 2 dates isn't a lot, it's better to be honest that you're more interested in just being friends than lead them on
>>34384640>>34384644No, it isn't. Pretty much only women chek into hotels now, they're the ones into travelling and having casual sex and hotels are pretty much necessary for all of those activities.
>>34384647>Don't date people you're not attracted to but also don't reject people you're not attracted to in case you develop attraction.So I *should* date people I'm not attracted to if they approach me? Or I should be vague and non-committal? I'm confused.I did go out with a girl I didn't think was attractive once, precisely with the idea that I might develop attraction if I spent time with her. Just ended up leading her on and needlessly hurting her. Which also made me fill like shit.I told myself I'd never make that mistake again.
>>34384655>Pretty much only women chek into hotels nowthis isn't true though is it lolit's like ~60% in terms of worldwide travel, but that also has to do with women being more likely to make the booking arrangementsin terms of business trips it's still mostly men checking into hotels
>>34384658>I *should* date people I'm not attracted to if they approach me?I personally like to give everybody a chance (unless you're really just not attracted to her at all) because personally I think it's shallow to reject someone outright before even going on a date or two. But yeah, if you're not feeling it after that or are incompatible it's best to be honest and nip it in the bud.>idea that I might develop attraction if I spent time with her. Just ended up leading her on and needlessly hurting her. Which also made me fill like shitYeah I've done this a couple of times and it sucks. I just wasted both of our time desu. It's better to not pussyfoot around and just remind yourself it's better to be alone and give her a chance to date someone who truly likes her, than to try to force it
>>34384658So it's actually women who are checking in to hotels at an alarming rate?>>34384659>in terms of business trips it's still mostly men checking into hotelsBut is this at an alarming rate?
>>34384662>is this at an alarming rateyou better not set the fire alarm off at 2am having a ciggie in the bathroom or smth
>>34384659They also make the most noise in hotels so I feel that while men might check into hotels, they do it for women.
I'm dronk and in a DJing mood, what should I mix
I know a Chad who cheats on every woman he's ever been with. but he says he's doing them a favour, he gives them a good time, good sex, and overall a nice experience. even if he lies about being serious for the long term. is this acceptable to women?
>>34384665make some banging neurofunk
>>34384664lmao yeah, I won't make the mistake of forgetting earplugs if I go to a hotel again...>>34384666He's not a "Chad" then he's a manipulative asshole lol. if he was truly Chad and wanted to sleep around he'd just be fwb with the huzz
>>34384661But you know, this actually does answer my question. Since women don't approach anyway, I won't be rejecting anybody anyhow.
>>34384667What the fuck is neurofunk?
>>34384669>Since women don't approach anywaythey do sometimes... but yeah it's better to make a move yourself if you like someone
>>34384667I can produce something later lol but I like your style, collecting some trax for a mix...>>34384670unironically crazy frog racing on PS2-ahh music
what is the most common blowjob position in your experience?>flat on bed>guy standing, girl kneeling>guy sitting, girl kneeling??
>>34384665Rory in early 20s
What music genres do you listen to?
>>34384665The new kanye song All The Love
>>34384676yo momma moaning
>>34384666>is this acceptable to womenRape is not acceptable, no.
>>34384679my mom is dead
>>34384676everything, but mostly techno>>34384675>Rory in early 20sholy shitt, I used to talk to this guy on soundcloud and repost his stuff yeeeeears ago. just checked his channel and almost 100k subs wtf! happy for him cause his stuff was also mint. ok I'll mix some of those in and also the kanye song lol
girl i met once replied with a red heart to my textthis is pretty big isnt itin my experience women only send the red hearts when they like you
>>34384672>unironically crazy frog racing on PS2-ahh music
>>34383949I love my gf, but she's too vanilla. I have sado-tendencies and I'd like to act on them, but she won't let me even spank her.What do I do?
>>34384683>in my experience women only send the red hearts when they like youThis is the opposite of my experience.
>>34384684lmao>>34384683eh I wouldn't read into it if I'm totally honest, I use hearts with female friends>>34384685keep it in your pants or find a more compatible gf I guess
>>34384671>they do sometimes...I guess. The girl I was talking about certainly made it very clear that she liked me. But that was a long time ago. We were both teenagers.
>>34384687>keep it in your pants or find a more compatible gf I guessCan I get her slowly accustomed to it? Like, I'll just give her a spank or two during doggy and then maybe start increasing the frequency.
>>34384692Plenty of women like that shit. Why you gotta be ruining one of the pure ones?
>>34384691>that was a long time ago. We were both teenagers.yeah ig it is a bit diff in those days>>34384692>Can I get her slowly accustomed to it?I mean possibly but I wouldn't force it or disrespect her boundariessounds like you're fighting an uphill battle here and might push her away
>>34384685Talk to her about it
>>34384683thats on the level of liking a video on youtube
Is it normal to want to bite the tongue of my partner during a french kiss? Would they like it?
There is a woman having coffee with her friend and I find her really attractive. Should I approach when they decide to leave?
>>34383998>Women would you date a man who does bodybuilder poses in the mirrorI wouldn't date a man if he didn't. He needs to be hitting JoJo poses too.>>34384077>Femanons, which is the best porn category?WMBF>>34384165If I was a man and could only bench 100 lbs, I would unironically kill myself. There's no coming back from that.>>34384229I'd be surprised we finally have something in common.>>34384665>what should I mixBleach and ammonia
>>34384705Sure, let me know how it goes
>>34384706>Bleach and ammoniacould I have a link lol
>>34384708I did nothing
>>34384706>Bleach and ammoniawait nvm is this a joke lol
>>34384666No, he's a closet cuck.
>>34384665Fentanyl, alcohol, heroin and speed.
>>3438467470% both sitting, girl leaning down15% flat-ish on couch10% 695% guy sitting, girl kneeling
I wanna know how she is doing.I hope I hope I hope she...But that's too cruel.I hate all the heartbreak she caused, but some days the curiosity is killing me.But I will keep her blocked everywhere.
I am such a coward
>>34384712rip, at least you had the intent>>34384678my shitty vape ded ): but mix almost done lol
>>34384724You're only human.
>>34384706Didn't you say you would leave 4chan forever a few months ago?
>>34384728Didn't you ask this question months ago? Because I've responded to it several times now.
>>34384039>what do you doAnything I can sometimes the gymIt was always vague
>>34384724Better than being a cowherd.
>>34384729So why say something you won't do? Are you that fucking retarded?>Chapter (61) sūrat l-ṣaf (The Row)>Great is hatred in the sight of Allah that you say what you do not do.
>>34384733I'm not going to be lectured by someone who worships a pedophile.
>>34384667bit of a trainwreck desu lol but have some choonage <3https://voca.ro/1aSrdsHx6HPQ
>>34384735Enjoy burning in hell, you piece of shit.
Women, how often do you get hit on?
I can't justify spending £12 on another vape lol, should I just stop smoking altogether
women why do you say the male body is gross/ugly?
>>34384740Yeah, good luck with that. My vapes are like $30 here too lol
Why aren't you piratemaxxing, /atoga/? This hot houthi pirate has tons of fangirls.
>>34384531My issue is that it doesn't sound safe if you're going somewhere completely alone. Yes, things can happen even if you're in a group, hell there are news reports of bartenders drugging people now, but not having someone there to keep watch opens up a big opportunity if you're not being so vigilant that it's no longer fun. Further, it isn't safe to drive under the influence, so they would also need a ride, also from a complete stranger I might add.>>34384564>>34384569It's more about the experience, the music, atmosphere, dancing, etc. I admit it is fun, but it doesn't make sense to me to go alone. Cost is necessarily going to be even greater as well, though. Without a DD, you'd need to pay an Uber something like 30+ dollars for the round trip on top of the drinks.
>>34384737What controller do you mix on?
>>34384743See >>34384105
>>34384742bloody hell that's a lot loljust money down the drain innitI don't even need this shite desu, it's going in the bin>>34384743what's he even doing?? sounds like a waste of time>>34384746this was just on VDJ on the laptop lol, used to have pioneer and technics though
>buying some pastries>dude with gf already there>dude is at least 1.85-90>gf is my height And this is in a country with 1.75 height average for men...Women will say height doesn't matter tho
>>34384758Is this something men do? Obsessively check the heights of others and start seething anytime they see a guy who's taller than the woman he's with?
>>34384759Yes.
>>34384742I might go out and get another vape now but if my roommates give me shit for it they can honestly just fuck off, I can't be dealing with these people anymore
>>34384759I'm obsessive. Idk about other dudes. Why don't you ask me ?Also, my obsession comes from this chick being my height. It feels humiliating knowing most women my height won't like being with me due to it
>>343847392-3 times a year
>>34384763How is the quality of these men?
>>34384762>Also, my obsession comes from this chick being my height. It feels humiliating knowing most women my height won't like being with me due to itSomething you immediately assumed over seeing a woman your height dating a taller man. Get over yourself.
>>34384763Already more than me bitch
>>34384765>Get over yourselfI mean if he's short he might not be able to reach
>>34384767Well you are a man. It's your job to hit on women
>>34384765I've seen many tall women on the WebEx saying they'd only date taller men, or some proclaiming on an IG post "the only man taller than me when I'm using heels" when talking about her bfWomens default is "if tall awesome, if not taller than me, if not well at least he's not shorter than me, if not well at least he's nice"
>>34384739not that often, once a month or two months on average maybe. but yea this is irl since i don't use social media. usually it's not the huge confidence boost one would imagine bc a lot of the time it's someone who doesn't speak the language (so immigrants) or guys who even 4chan autists would consider too autistic. so i can already tell i'm not particularly hot lol.what's interesting is that i never got hit on or EVER had guys come talk to me when i was younger. it only started when i turned 20. reverse aging baby.
>>34384770>on the WebEx>some proclaiming on an IG post>All internet postsGo touch grass loser.
>>34384764Old guys on the street >>34384767I take what I can get
>>34384759Retards, yeah. I'm not going to do the conversions to real measurements in my head, but I can guarantee I'm shorter than this guy, and he's fucking stupid for obsessing over it like this. If he was tall, he'd probably be annoying and insecure about some other thing instead.
>>34384773I took cases out of real people, you are on 4chan a Sunday.go touch yourself retard
>>34384770You're replying to a troll. Short guys are simply screwed in the peak hypergamy timeline.
>>34384759not obsessively but it is just a fact of life, women love tall Chads, it is what it is
Alright I'm tired of showing women their love for tall men. I'm going to buy some croissants and other pastries and make some coffee.
Women, did you ever dream of getting married?
I only vote for the highest candidate in politics.
I think the shortanon loves tall men more than any women does
>>34384777>I took cases out of real people,On the internet, which represents a small percentage of real world people and uses algorithms to feed you content you check out.>>34384778Telling someone they need to get over their pathetic height insecurity is not trolling idiot.>>34384779So yes?
I'm pretty sure we hung out while she was ovulating, got really intimate/affectionate but we didn't have sex. Now she's embarrassed about exposing some of her fetishes to me and has become distant. Ladies, what's the right corrective course?
>>34384783You joke, but tall men have better paying positions. There's studies around this, yet women only pay attention to gender gap.
>>34384786Don't just ignore my reply to suit your own accusations, jerk.
The only thing that bothers me about short men is that they're shorter than me
>>34384786It's not height insecurity if everywhere you go, you see foids lusting over tall guys. You're a disgenous retard.
>>34384786>AlgorithmsThe IG post was from a journalist and writer I follow.
I feel uglee
>>34384780lol based, go do that if you can afford>>34384786>So yes?I mean I am a mentalcase but yeahand all the taller women I dated then dated taller guys so it checks out
>>34384771>so immigrantsWhy are you racist?
>>34384789That's just a part of lookism, both genders experience it (some scientists disagree whether women or men experience it more, but it's close regardless).Only whiny trannies obsess over height when lookism is the real issue that affects everyone who isn't a 10/10.
Even Sylvia Plath wrote about wanting the tall Chad and hating that she had the shorter guy.All sexual novels talk about tall dudes.Idk why we men are shamed for obsessing over this when it's women obsessing over height first.
>>34384796i just hate italians, can't help it. they deserve it yknow.
>>34384790I have no idea what you're referring to, but I have no patience for whiney people who make their insecurities their entire outlook on life.>>34384792Yes yes women are shallow whores, blah blah blah, you're not insecure about your height at all.>>34384793>I follow.Yes who you follow, which means you're feeding yourself this shit and making yourself miserable.>>34384795>and all the taller women I dated then dated taller guys so it checks outMost men are taller than most women. Do you think that a woman dating a taller man thinks she would never date a shorter man ever? Because that's a wild assumption to make if that's the case.
>>34384798lol yeah, I have respect to Sylvia Plath for being honest about it at least
My ugliness is my own problem.I can't imagine trying to make my ugliness into someone else's problem. Women don't like me because I'm short? That's my problem, I don't blame women for it.>>34384798Sylvia's self-insert liked the Greek manlet who spoke multiple languages. Short men just need to learn multiple languages if they want to impress Sylvia Plath.
Also, most women online when talking about dating shorter guys rationalize why they were bad dates or partners, and casually end up with taller dudes that are casually better (because I'm sure being taller doesn't cover some bad things that being shorter won't)
Would you date a woman with ugly skin on her hands
>>34384801>If a woman has an opinion that goes against my personal narrative she's lying, if a woman has an opinion that goes with my personal narrative, she's telling the truth
>>34384798Stop masturbating to your own misery, you weirdo.
>>34384800>Most men are taller than most womenno but I mean they were taller than me so it just makes you think>a woman dating a taller man thinks she would never date a shorter man everI think it rewires something in the brain yeah. And the government has been pushing out this message for generations so they can send more people into the army.>>34384802Sylvia Plath was a complete nutter. That's why I relate to her
>>34384798who?More importantly Winry didn't fall in love with Ed until he grew taller than her
>>34384804No. I want to hold soft smooth hands.
>>34384804Women wouldn't date men with ugly skin, period.
>>34384805NTAThank you for hitting the nail on the head, even though the dumb idiot will still disagree.
>>34384807>I think it rewires something in the brain yeah. And the government has been pushing out this message for generations so they can send more people into the army.Alright you're a schizo, no need to talk to you further.>>34384808>Using an anime to argue a point
>>34384804Are her palms interior crocodile alligator?
>>34384802I already know multiple languages. It doesn't do anything if you get filtered for your height before you can open your mouth.
>>34384804if it's something out of your control, probably. Skin picking gives me an insane ick though.
Short men aren't unappealing because they're short. Short men are unappealing because they make their height insecurities their entire fucking personality.
>>34384813I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>34384812>>Using an anime to argue a pointThe mangaka is a woman, so it is LITERALLY the same argument as what has been previously made in the thread about Sylvia Plath.
>>34384817That's a convenient rationalization.
Alright time to tell the single mothers and fatso's that match with me on dating apps that I don't like fat women nor trannies nor single moms. Look what you made me do atoga!! >:(It's a shame that those same women will have some thirsty mf after them tho
>>34384819So I should use every manga written by men to argue a point? I'm not sure you wanna go down that route anon.>>34384821>proving my point
>>34384817>Tall men have lots of problems like any other man>Tall men are aggressive too>Tall men do lots of nasty things and have personality problems tooYet you always end up ignoring that. Lol
>>34384822nobody gives a shit about what you say or do, your seething is wholly impotent
>>34384825>proving my pointIs this an "if you reply to me then I win, no discussion allowed" type of situation?
>>34384827I'm still gonna shit talk them, will post their answers here later. If there's no answers you'll be right tho
>>34384826Did I say that unappealing tall men don't exist? My point is that it's the personalities of short men that's unappealing, not their heights.>>34384829No it's a "you're a seething short man who makes your height insecurities your entire personality, so you're proving my point" type of situation.
>>34384830please do, this might be more entertaining than yet another incel cringe slew
>>34384831>The personalities of EVERY short man ever is unappealingThat's just a coincidence umhm
Why the fuck are breasts so arousing??
>>34384831Are there any replies that you will not interpret as seething?
>>34384825>So I should use every manga written by men to argue a pointIt depends, what are you arguing? I don't even know if we actually disagree on anything. The only hard data we have is that on average, women prefer a larger height gap than men do.
Men should get over their standards so they can like me
>>34384827Actually, foids are extremely affected by negative words because everyone constantly simps for them.
"Why are men turning to manosphere influencers?!" Because a lot of women are casually dehumanizing, disrespecting, and emasculating them.
>>34384833Well, men think it's reasonable to use internet posts of women to make vast judgements of all women, so I don't see why I can't do the same to short men.>>34384835Can you have an actual conversation without talking about "muh chad" or bringing up random pop culture or internet posts as proof for anything?
>>34384839Men are checking out of manopshere influencers and back into society at an alarming rate.
>>34384836>The only hard data we have is that on average, women prefer a larger height gap than men do.And women's height preferences can be quantified financially.
>>34384833nta but the short men with a pleasant personality are the ones having np getting in relationships and thus aren't ever going to be the ones arguing and ranting over how their height is cockblocking them online, which is why whenever you come across a tantrum manlet you know he's just blaming his height on his lack of pussy when it's obvious that he just got unlucky and is an insufferable roach stuck in an equally undesirable body but instead of taking responsibility for what he can change he'll ofc make it all about the one factor out of his control since thats just what those with an awful personality do
Men are checking out black girls' asses at an alarming rate
>>34384838time to put that theory to the test and post screenshots, no paraphrasing and filtering allowed or you're a gay coward
>>34384843Oh fuck a random out of context screenshot! Women are shallow whores and women's rights were a mistake, I get it now.
>>34384837Silly woman, men dont have standards
>>34384844this anon is telling the truth desu. before I went crazy I had no problem dating bc I was short. now I am a nutter so blame my height and other things out of my control. I just hate normies desu
>>34384841>Can you have an actual conversation without talking about "muh chad" or bringing up random pop culture or internet posts as proof for anything?I haven't brought up any of those. There are at least a dozen people in this thread, I don't know why you would assume that everyone replying to you would be the same person or share their same talking points.
>>34384844quoted for truth
>the only two possible matches I had that were the bare least potable deleted me out of nowhere even if we were having a good ConvoRemember me why I should believe women have it that hard when it comes to dating? Even my psychologist tried to tell me you got it hard by saying two sisters liked the same guy on a dating app lmao like you're proving my point bitch
>>34384840shut up qt
>>34384742ok if my roommates go into the backroom I could sneak out the front or just climb out the window or something. I don't even want another vape I just want the freedom to be able to do it
>>34384788Please respond.
>>34384847Context is a study from the University of Chicago on quantifiable metrics in online dating. It measures group trends, not specific individuals. There's no reason for you to feel personally attacked by it.
>>34384841>Men are saying women like tall chads because of some internet posts, so I will be another internet example to add to their list ! That will show them
>>34384788subtly let her now that you're not going to kink- or slutshame her but you'll have to be SUBTLE about it, you want to make her feel like you're a safe space to be her degenerate self and be appreciated for that, not judged
>>34384852You unironically use dating apps to get a girlfriend. You deserve your misery.>>34384856OH SHIT A RANDOM STUDY FROM A UNIVERSITY! You're so smart anon.>>34384857Alright, I can make vast judgements of short men based off of online posts then.
>>34384853sorry I'm just having my daily crashout rnI can't believe that anon called me a schizo though. I hope all the normies here die
>>34384837What standards do you not meet? Do you have a dick?
>get my dick sucked for the first time>she swallows my cum, unprompted>has been avoiding me for a week sincewtf is this shit?I didn't know women pump and dump guys too...
>>34384860>unironically use dating apps to get a girlfriendnta but what's wrong with that? I had better relationship chances on tinder than irl
>>34384844Short manlets, trying their best and doing the ir most, will barely reach a 5% of what a tall dude with their same skills and looks will be able to do.Who cares about having 1 or 2 relationships all your life, were talking bigger here.
>>34384860>OH SHIT A RANDOM STUDY FROM A UNIVERSITY! You're so smart anon.What else are we supposed to discuss?"I feel... that life isn't fair, because that's how I feel."
>>34384861you are a schizo though, why are you ashamed of being your true self? embrace the schizo life >>34384863she sobered up and got the ick for her own behavior and now wants to avoid anyone that witnessed her doing that
>>34384853That is my experience though. Most women literally only care about how "confident" you are and not how attractive/unattractive you are. Most normies are so fucking shallow and it irritates me
>>34384865Well if you've had luck on dating apps then you're a minority. Dating apps are notoriously terrible and the gender ratios are heavily skewed to have far more men on them because most women don't use them.>>34384867You're free to discuss what you want and I'm free to mock you.
>>34384860What's wrong with using apps. I literally have no other space and everytime I go out with friends I have no results trying to pick up women
>>34384866womp womp>>34384871caring about someone's character more than their physical appearance is the opposite of shallow you nonce
>>34384817This is a post hoc excuseWhy can't you just admit to yourself that you can be shallow instead of passing the blame onto innocent people?
>>34384872>if you've had luck on dating apps then you're a minorityI highly doubt this>>34384868I'm not a schizo, the government has been trying to brainwash me with antipsychotics. I chatted to a lady last night for like half an hour and the exact same thing happened to her. I'll go out and do a vocaroo if you like bc you can't hide from reality.
>>34384852FMen have done this to me too I just don't think dating apps are worth the damage they do to humans
>>34384844It's true, it's true.Any time I'm having a conversation with someone on 4chan, it's only sensible that I should assume the worst about them. They're stuck here with me because they're a miserable wretch, because if they weren't a miserable wretch then they wouldn't be stuck here with me having a conversation on 4chan. All their problems are their own fault, or at least it's their own fault that they haven't overcome their own problems.Like Anon says, the people that I'm talking to must "deserve" their "misery".
>>34384873Stop using cold approaches and learn to make genuine connections with women before getting a girlfriend. Why is this so hard for men to understand?>>34384876No it's not. I've never thought about men's height before short men decided to make their insecurities their entire personality. Continue to prove my point.
>>34384875>characterit's not their character though, it's a facade, this is what I'm saying. assholes can act confident, good people can be insecure/shy, but most people only care about the former, this is what I'm criticising
>>34384876nta but she's right, you can instantly tell if a man is a manlet talking online even if you've never seen him and his height has never been mentioned, they ooze misery out of each of their less pores as chad
>>34384878It's you foids who ruined dating for everyone, including yourselves.
>>34384872>You're free to discuss what you want and I'm free to mock you.I'm here to have a discussion. Will you be participating in good faith, or is mockery your only pursuit?
Do women ever ask to suck dick unprompted?
>>34384884Why do I have to respect you? You're a random anon on the internet.
>>34384880>Stop trying to meet women on social spaces>Stop trying to meet woman on virtual spacesIdk what to tell you. My job place doesn't have women nor the place where I do courses. What thou you spect me do to
>>34384880>Why is this so hard for men to understand?Because women have spent years telling men not to do this, because women feel tricked if a man she thought only wanted friendship turns out to want more than friendship.
>>34384885No. If they do, it's only during the performative phase of a relationship, when they're still deluding the guy (and possibly themselves) into thinking that they have an actual libido. It always stops before too long.
>>34383967being white
>>34384804Yes. I'm sure she's probably very nice.
>>34384881it's only a facade to some, some people actually are confident and confidence or shyness is 100% tied to how someone feels about themselves and if I'm going to trust the judgement of anyone on anyone then it would be the judgement of the person thats with that person 24/7 and can read their every thought and observes their every action, which would be the person themselves if they feel likw they need to hide from the world, I'm simply going to assume that there's very valid reasons for why they are ashamed of who they are and want to hide that from the world and I want nothing to do with that, it's not worth the risk >inb4 I'm antisocial because I hate people, not because I hate myself yes and you hate people because you've made bad experiences with them repeatedly, which is a red flag in itself since it means you grew up in a toxic family, have a history of trauma or might just be a dumb cunt that keeps getting in trouble over being a dumb cunt, all things I also don't need in my life
>>34384886Everyone in this thread deserves the benefit of the doubt and a base level of respect for simple conversation. Yes, even [that poster you might be thinking of]. If we're all too far beneath you for even that, then why are you here?
>>34384880Nta but all the women I see and meet have bfs so idk how helpful that will be
>>34384889autism alert. the problem is more nuanced - it's when you connect with someone as friends, with the sole intention to date them, and then ignore all obvious signs of incompatibility and try to escalate the friendship to romance anyway
>>34384880>No it's notYes it isYou don't like short men because you find them unattractive, and so you rationalise it into their fault rather than just accept that your dislike is based on something irrational and shallow>>34384882That's called confirmation bias and assumption>this guy seems miserable. Must be a manlet!Again, proving my pointIt's wild how little self awareness you people possess
>>34384894>you grew up in a toxic family, have a history of trauma or might just be a dumb cunt that keeps getting in trouble over being a dumb cuntokay, you're really good lol, I'll give you thatany vocaroo requests guys??
>>34384837Almost replied to this but then I remembered she doesn't actually mean *me*.
>>34384883ok
>>34384899>this guy seems miserable. Must be a manletyeah, it always turns out later that he is in fact a manlet and then it instantly all makes sense
>>34384888>Don't cold approach women, you should make friends with women in your social groups and stop treating romance like a video game with a walkthrough>ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T MEET WOMEN IN SOCIAL SPACES EVER!?Dumbass>>34384889You seem to have misread my statement. You need to make genuine connections and friendships with women with genuine desire for platonic friendship first and not just dive into "we'll date someday". You're just proving my point that men don't understand this at all.>>34384895Okay, well tell that to all of the men who hate and blame women for all the ills of the world because of some shit they read on social media then. I'm merely treating the men in these threads the same way they treat women.>>34384898Yeah thanks for explaining my point better, but he probably still won't get it.>>34384899>Yes it is>You don't like short men because you find them unattractive, and so you rationalise it into their fault rather than just accept that your dislike is based on something irrational and shallowOh wow, thank you for your deep analysis random anon. Who knew you could understand this much about someone from 4chan posts?
Remember that women here are fats and blacks
>>34383967a guy having a female personality (surprisingly common these days)
>>34384893What if she's meaaan
>>34384900yeah, recite a poem about why and how you will ignore your mom next time she demands you play the slave for her
>>34384904Women don't want to meet people in publicThat has been made explicitly clear
>>34384907Well then I'll find that out before long, won't I?
>>34384904>>34384904>My friends barely have women friends for me to meetAlso I never treated it like a gameAlso, do you really think dudes that fuck 5 women per week or month are meeting through friends?
>>34384909>how you will ignore your mom next time she demands you play the slave for herI won't do that tho lol I love my mombut sure I can write a poem or you write me one
>>34384910Women don't want to be cold approached. There's a difference and you know it.
>>34384916nigga that's a child
>>34384906What is a "female personality"?
There's only now, no ever afterWe won't let it end in disasterYou are my twin, no, I will never go there
>>34384912>Also, do you really think dudes that fuck 5 women per week or month are meeting through friends?No, but those are guys who are having shallow one night stands. I assume you want a girlfriend and not just a one night stand? I have no respect for manwhores so I would never give advice to a guy on how to become one.
In junior high (is that what anglos call grades 7-9?) I think the tall girl, who was taller than all the boys, might have had a crush on me. She suddenly stopped talking to me when I got together with her friend.
>>34384903You're trolling>>34384904>Oh wow, thank you for your deep analysis random anon. Who knew you could understand this much about someone from 4chan posts?I can do that because you displayed your own psychology clearly. You're welcome
>>34384921Then why do you give advice on how to make partners when I want advice on how to attract?
>>34384898>>34384904But you're describing separate groups of people, aren't you?Group A - Men who are attempting to listen to what women say, but might perhaps be misunderstanding the women:>men who don't cold approach, because it's rude>men who don't warm approach, because it's been labeled as devious>men who don't approach at allGroup B - Men who only listen to other men and who don't listen to women:>men who cold approach using PUA and "negging" strategy>men who warm approach and push past friendship-only signals to insist on having more than friendshipWhy conflate them?
>>34384908it's only easy to fake (and I don't even believe that it's fake, in the manic moments you actually do feel confident because you've shift into "fuck them all, who gives a shit, the world is my oyster, I'll do whatever the fuck I want and I don't care how that impacts anyone else" mode that then later gets exchanged for feeling remorse for the fallout of how you acted when you stopped giving a fuck) for someone that's bipolar, most people genuinely are just shy or confident as their main modus operandi so ofc people will take that into account when deciding if someone's worth dealing with or not just because you're a mentally ill chameleon that has manic moments of acting like a happy and confident person (but it's not that you're genuinely happy and confident from a sane source, you just switch into joker mode, into "you fuckers exploited my kindness one too many times, I could not give less of a shit about what you think or want me to act like", it's an act of revenge, not something coming from balanced happiness) doesn't mean it's a meaningless measurement for the majority of humanity, you're just a special case that's the exception to the rule
desu I'm too fucked up on drugs to know what we're talking about here I just wanted to argue with someone lulz
>>34384927Oh okay, you want to be a shallow manwhore. Well I'm glad you're failing.
>>34384913>I won't do that thothis is why you'll have another manic episode in a few weeks, don't say I didn't warn you
>>34384904>I'm merely treating the men in these threads the same way they treat women.Two wrongs don't make a right. I consider you an individual, with similarities to other women as well as differences from other women. If all men are the same, if we are not all unique individuals too, then what value do you get from this thread?
>>34384930>you just switch into joker mode, into "you fuckers exploited my kindness one too many times, I could not give less of a shit about what you think or want me to act likefuckk yesss lmao, now you're speaking my language!time to jokermaxx omegalulz
>>34384901Why not
>>34384905This is a good point. 4channers are mostly shy white nerds while the dark skinned foids are bashing us because their brown uncle or father beat them up once and now they project that onto all men kek
>>34384934>have another manic episodeYou say that like it's a bad thing.
>>34384934don't drag my mom into this, she's one of the few people I actually like and get along with now. it's my roommates and everyone else IRL that drives me madalso I don't have bipolar it's a fake diagnosis
>>34384933At least you accept theres actually treating women like a game as a real thing when it's about wanting to fuck you and not being all cutesy partner shit (that can be done by any dude)>>34384931
>>34384939I have nothing to offer women.
>>34384937here we go again, loloh danny boy, danny boy danny boyhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
>>34384919Neurotic, shy etc.
>>34384946banger>>34384947>Neurotic, shy = femaleis this not sexist as hell lol
>>34384946What the fuck is a "tubthumping"?
>>34384947Most of women are neither though
>>34384911No, you’ll probably just ignore it like all men
>>34384942I drag her into this because she's a religious nut case that thinks she's doing you a protestant flavored favor by keeping you "functional" by making sure you never go too long without her giving you "something to do for her", she genuinely thinks arbeit macht frei and it will inevitably plunge you into the next episode >>34384941it'll just drain you harder when you come back down but enjoy it while it lasts I suppose
>>34384948oh i didn't mean hobbies. usually when a man has a feminine personality, it's the worst parts of femininity (and not the good parts like being gentle), like being passive-aggressive and shy lol.
>>34384950thats when they push their thumb up your ass
>>34384949Women who are feminine are nice but men who are feminine are just bitchy in my experience lol.
>>34384953Nah my mum is a g and doesn't ask that much of me. She's one of the few people I likeIt's everyone else irl, and here, that fucking pisses me off lolI just think the whole confidence argument is stupid because I've known a lot of loser guys irl who are very confident. And a lot of great guys who were shy. So it's a fucking stupid thing to judge somebody on lol
>>34384950Boisterously supporting something. Imagine an 1800s guy standing in the town square beating a metal bathtub with a stick passionately advocating for his brother to be mayor.
>>34384935>He said as he uses random studies to justify negative views of women
The last time I said hello to a woman my own age that wasn't my cousin or sister:>street was fairly empty>girl passing the opposite way>try to be civil and say hello as we pass because ignoring is awkward>she looks at me like I said I fucked her motherA nasty, disgusted look for saying hello. I wasn't even "approaching", I was merely greeting herThis has happened many times. So I came to the conclusion that you don't interact with women in public because it's rude. You can do that with men, but not women. So I no longer say hello to women, let alone approach them. What else am I supposed to do? I don't want to make women feel uncomfortable in public. What do you want? Do you want to be left alone? Or do you not? This shit doesn't make any sense
>>34384909I'm gonna sneak out now lolIf you write me a poem I'll say it else I'll come up with smth You guys should shitpost too
>>34384960breh, every day you're on here moaning about how your mom is after you again with a whip to make you do more shit for her anywaysalso, the point of why confidence is sought after isn't because it necessarily means someone is or isn't a loser, it's wether they think they are based or not and a loser can still think he's based and someone that has it all can still feel lika a loser, the issue is that trying to deal with and love someone that thinks they are a pile of steaming shit is fucking miserable and annoying and frustrating and draining and overall an extremely unpleasant experience and nobody in their right mind actually wants anything to do with that
>>34384963Trends are for starting a conversation, not ending a conversation. An individual is likely to be X due to statistical trends, but you have to speak with the individual to find out that they're Y instead.
>>34384872>because most women don't use themWomen use them briefly to get validation and casual sex. The reason why they don't show up is because they keep deleting their accounts and creating them over again. Each account gets 99+ matches so it's not viable to keep them active, especially if some of the men actually want to talk to you and get to know you beyond compliments and the casual sex you seek.
>>34384964do you live in a city? you only greet people on the street in small villages where everyone knows everyone...
>>34384952Ignore that she's mean?
>>>/soc/34907719ok which one of your female anons was this
>>34384964>street was fairly empty Why would you try to speak to her.You make eye contact and nod or smile to indicate that you're not a threat and keep walking.
i always hear men online saying that men don't care about a womans job/achievements, while for women in contrast they matter more than looks (and the answer to this strangeness is found in reality, human biology).so. is it true that the average guy with a decent career would truly not care whether he's dating a NEET?
>>34384973Yea
>>34384967Let me guess, if I mention something about men overwhelmingly committing rape and violence, you're gonna get mad at your own logic? Because that's what your ilk always does. Also again, you're using a single study.>>34384968>Bullshit cope anon pulled out of his ass
>>34384904Men have listened to women complain frequently about how upsetting it is when their male friend confesses they are interested in them romantically and how much of a piece of shit he is for that. Women can't even acknowledge this, yet expect men to listen to their schizophrenic messaging.
>>34384962Interesting etymology.So what's that song boisterously supporting? Drinking and barfights?
>>34384974I wish I was her
>>34384970I live in Ireland. It was my county's main town, which has 14000 people in it. Not everyone knows everyone but it's not that uptight. Hell, you go to Belfast or Galway and you can simply say hello to someone. Unless they are a young woman. Then you've got a 50/50 chance of getting a very rude response
>>34384980>Bullshit cope anon pulled out of his assIt's not a cope, women don't stay on dating apps for long because they usually achieve their objective immediately, or if they do stick around then they game the system to get as many sex sessions and/or free lunches.
>>34384978I think they just say that. If they were actually dating one they would be frustrated that their love didn't magically fix her in 6 months.
>>34384975Why wouldn't I? I said hello as I was passing her. You make it sound like I stopped to get her attentionDon't make up shit or excuses to my experience
>>34384982>Literally gets the nuance explained to him and he still doesn't get itI'm neither surprised nor disappointed.>>34384986You literally have no proof of this whatsoever, not even some random out of context statistic.
>>34384978There is a big diffrence between a woman being a neet and having a job that isnt impressive or provides a high income
>>34384979Wouldn't that be what she wants, in that case?
>>34384980>Because that's what your ilk always does.Obviously it won't happen this time because you've primed me to not do it, but please do try it next time and see if you receive a variety of responses instead of a unified response.It's better to try and find out, rather than to not try and assume that you knew all along.
>new KrimsonRogue just droppedsee you next week, femanons
>>34384985You probably did it to a stacy way out of your league who has mids like you trying to "greet" her 24/7 and thinking they're special for finding her attractive
>>34384983White trash resilience?>>34384989That's why she gave you the look. You seemed like you needed/wanted an explanation for her behavior. There was no reason to speak to her so from her perspective your next move was probably to say something else hence the face.
>>34384985yeah, who could have seen this coming jut ofc you have to take it personal for some cringe reason
rudolf heß, dein glaube war stärker als kerker und schmerzen
>>34384984You are the same just a few years older
>>34384978From my personal observations I'd say the job doesnt matter much but education absolutely does
>>34384978I think it's true that the average guy doesn't care about a womans job as long as she does have a job to support herself so he doesn't have to feel like he's being exploited. Basically this >>34384992I also have the impression that many guys do care that a woman not earning more / being more accomplished. It apparently makes them feel emasculated. Not that I agree with that.
>>34384990>>34384904>>with genuine desire for platonic friendship first and not just dive into "we'll date someday".>women frequently claim men having any form of sexual desire for a female friend invalidates everything and that their friendship was disingenuous. >when men point out what happens when they seek platonic connections to find love, women say its because men didn't make their intentions clear as soon as possibleWhich one is it?At this point men have no choice but to ignore what women say because it's all contradictory bullshit.
If the other men check out will it get easier for me?
>>34384990>You literally have no proof of this whatsoeverDo you have proof that all of those women who constantly have casual sex do not use dating apps?
>>34385010When you're the last man left, all your flaws will stand out all the more.
>>34384997>>34384998See, your only retort rather than actually answering the question is to imagine a completely different scenario where I was trying to stop and talk to her> you have to take it personalI don't. I told you why I stopped. Because I don't want to make women uncomfortable in public. I don't know why they act so rude, I don't know. But they don't like being interacted with so the question is why should men be approaching women when they don't like it
>>34385008It's what this anon said >>34384898>autism alert. the problem is more nuanced - it's when you connect with someone as friends, with the sole intention to date them, and then ignore all obvious signs of incompatibility and try to escalate the friendship to romance anywayIf you see this as schizophrenia mixed messaging, you're beyond hope.>>34385011I didn't say women never use dating apps, I just said there's far less women on them because most women don't like dating apps.
>>34385010Imagine having to do everything yourself.
I want to go out and fuck
>>34384996Someone passing you saying hello is not trying to get in your pants, believe it or not
>>34385014>I just said there's far less women on themThat's the same thing I said. At any given time, a woman is more likely not to be on dating apps than to have an active account. Doesn't mean she doesn't register from time to time and get casual sex through there, either in between relationships, during or at the end of one.
>>34384739Erry workday
>>34384904>Okay, well tell that to all of the men who hate and blame women for all the ills of the world because of some shit they read on social media then. I'm merely treating the men in these threads the same way they treat women.>Women spout misandry out the ass with full social and legal license>men eventually snap out of the natural proclivity towards believe that women are angels that make them feel good and start clapping back>women have the gall to act like their misandry is just in "reaction" to men suddenly being mean to them for no reasonallergic to accountability
>>34384741We don't. Most of you just don't groom yourselves.
>>34385001She's older than me
>>34385013>imagine a completely different scenario where I was trying to stop and talk to herThat is what SHE was doing when you said hello. Why are you so defensive? She thought you were trying to hit on her or offer to sell her drugs or smth when you weren't let it go.
Catberg likes sitting next to the shower every time it's on now. She seems so curious about the water.
>>34384966https://voca.ro/17kr9f4buCuh
>>34385014>it's actually super nuanced but its also actually super simple you're just autisticnice crashout honey>>34385023You're quite literally obese btw
>>34385022Accountability is nothing but a meme word for men. You fucks don't believe in shit beyond seething at women for all your problems in life.
>>34384785Me too
>>34385013>so the question is why should men be approaching women when they don't like ityou shouldn't you fucking retard and anyone telling you to do so isn't on your side
This isn't about actual age gaps (like a 20 y/o dating someone well over 35), but do guys consider it weird if a girl is rarely attracted to guys her own age? For example when she was 20, she wasn't really able to be attracted to 20 y/o guys but instead guys in their mid 20's, and when she's 24, she rarely is attracted to mid 20's or late 20's guys anymore and becomes primarily attracted to 30+ guys.Do guys consider this kind of thing a red flag even if a girl who is like this has only been with one person/only been in one relationship?
>>34385029You should be ashamed for pretending to be a woman online
>>34385028>Pointing out the nuance of something is having a crashoutWelp, you're beyond hope. Enjoy dying alone I guess.>>34385036I am in fact a biological woman. I don't magically turn into a tranny just because I say things that trigger you.
>>34385035I think it's evolutionarily advantaged historically for women to have feelings like this, but also life experiences can affect epigenetics and psychology.
>>34385035You have this perception of them being more mature and financially stable than men you own age.They're not lol. Filtering by age is no guarantee. Do what you want but all you're doing is picking one that's going to get bald and doughy sooner.
>>34385014>and then ignore all obvious signs of incompatibility and try to escalate the friendship to romance anywayNTA but that's not how it works. You can have ALL of the "compatibility" markers and a woman will still brutally reject you before you even ask and end the friendship over an ick. That's just how things work between women and men, it's a vast minefield and women can/will upend the rules at any given time. Women are basically impossible, the only reason why men try and put up with all of that shit is because they're desperate and horny.
>>34383967I'm not sure I have any that I am aware of.
>>34385035doesn't seem particularly unusual
>>34385025>or smth when you weren't let it goWhat are you talking about? You are imagining I confronted her about it or something? No, I just continued walking and wondered what that was about>That is what SHE was doing when you said helloRight so if that's the reason, then the question still stands and you haven't answered it yet>Why are you so defensive?Because you guys are imagining up the scenario as me doing things I did not, muddying the waters and not being honest
>Enjoy dying alone I guess.Women's ultimate threat and means of control
Is very skinny, but with nice B to C cups the perfect body for a woman?How close are you to that, femanons?
>>34385046I've always felt growing up that girls my exact age rarely liked me but girls that were even just a year young were significantly more likely to like me.
>>34385034Then this question isn't for you. I'm asking those who ITT are complaining about it
>>34385027nah I get that it's not a lot but she seems to forget that you're mentally ill as fuck and you don't have the capacity to do normal son activities at the rate of a sane person, at least not with paying a high price for it later when you crash because you overexerted yourself I agree that you shouldn't hate your mom, but she should finally realize that her expecting you to perform like a sane person is part of why you can never reach a sane balance and keep crashing and burning over and over, ofc it's not the only reason but it's surely not helping either just saying that learning to say no might be important if you ever want to find some peace, but I get that often times dealing with the aftermath of upsetting her by saying no would be even more draining than just doing what she wants from youand about the confidence, there's always going to be the option to look at it from many different perspectives and I don't think there's only one right or wrong way to interpret it since it's a nuanced topic, in conclusion, world is a fuck
>>34385049>Half-heartedly pointing out the consequences of a guy refusing to get it is somehow an ultimate threat and means of control
>>34385053you asked why she didn't say hello back and claimed you didn't try to approach her but now you're saying the question is about people saying you should approach random women in the streetsreally makes one think...
>>34385048I feel like you're still not getting that I personally do not think you were trying to talk to this woman. I am explaining to you that she most likely reacted that way because she thought you would try and talk to her further. The "let it go" is for this conversation. You're keyed up about this stupid thing that happened that doesn't matter.>why should men be approaching women when they don't like itYou shouldn't.
>>34385051Boobs too small
advise on all men herewomen will tell you about how to get a partner, and will never advise you on how to actually be attractiveany man can get a partner, but not every guy can be attractive.
>>34385055>That's just life. That's just how relationships are. That's just how things work. You have to do things the predefined way and be the predefined type of man women want to see and date, else I'm personally half-heartedly condemning you to eternal loneliness! Deal with it, incel! That's just how things work, you either comply or you die alone! Die!
>>34385051>skinnywomen should be tastefully thicc or muscular
>>34385051I would feel ugly an unfeminine if I shrank to b cups and didn't have new superpowers that controlled their size at will so I could put mine back. Why do wish misfortune upon me?
>>34385063you need to be attractive in some way to get a partner you dumbfuck >inb4 I know ugly guys with a gfphysical attractiveness is only one aspect, you also need to have a somewhat attractive character, be attractive from an economic and social perspective etc
>>34385064And I'm the one crashing out?
>>34385063Not every guy can have a relationship where the woman is attracted to him. This is a very clear differentiator between men, entirely defined by women.
>>34385069>>34385062*Boobmelts the two of you to even you out*
>>34385069he said to C
>>34385072It's okay, you can have your means of control. I didn't want to deprive you of your toys, I pointed out that they exist and are being used. Enjoy the power I guess.
>>34385070>you need to be attractive in some way to get a partner you dumbfuckI meant attractive for many women>>34385071they care about how socially normal the man they're with is, they dont care if the guy that dumps two loads on their face one night is socially normal.
>>34385076Okay and? That's still smaller. He wants me to downgrade and I won't stand for it.
>>34385069Bitch
>>34385069>DUDE a flat chest is ugly and unfeminine LMAONobody hates other women like other women.
>>34385083>I meant attractive for many womenthats what I meant too... how low is your IQ exactly?
>>34385081Take your meds anon.
>>34385084Well are you very skinny?
Why do men marry women they don't even like?
>>34385085I'm not calling you ugly and unfeminine if you have small tits. I need mine my face can't carry me.
>>34385056>you asked why she didn't say hello backWhere did I ask that? I didn't. You are being very dishonest and if anything, it is you being defensiveRead the original post >>34384964>>34385060No I do get that. The other poster is accusing me constantly, twisting what actually happened>The "let it go" is for this conversationI have "let it go". I am giving you an example and what you are doing, making out that because I gave an example means i'm obsessed about it is very disingenuous>You shouldn'tYes I know that. The question was for those complaining about men not doing that or approaching
>>34385088>Y-you're mentally ill!>Y-you'll die alone!>Y-you're an incel!>Y-you hate women!
>>34383949Okay, I have an actual legitimate question for women:Do you understand what it is like to be an actually kind man who would never do anything remotely like it and be considered a potential rapist by strangers?Obviously, there's no action to take, as erring on the side of caution is more important than a stranger's fee-fees.It just occurred to me that women might not understand the scope of it. There's more to it than being suspected of something terrible that you're innocent of. There's a presumption of an awful alien mindset that somehow makes it worse.The closest analogy I could think of is that it would be like if everyone accepts that it's fair to suspect you of being a child abuser because you think you're perfectly gorgeous.It's like ....wut?
>>34385089She's probably fat as fuck
>>34385092holy autism
>>343850873,50
>>34385090Why do women marry men they don't even like?
>>34385094by far the most dangerous people are those in denial of their potential to be dangerous
>>34385054https://voca.ro/1anOCd2pRz0B
>>34385088>>34385093I forgot.>Y-you are autistic if you don't like my arguments! Mentally unwell for your views on women! Y-you should get laid!
>>34385093Seriously, anon why are you so upset and freaking the fuck out?>>34385094>Do you understand what it is like to be an actually kind man who would never do anything remotely like it and be considered a potential rapist by strangers?Self-proclaimed "nice guys" are a red flag, and I can guarantee you'd do something terrible if you could get away with it.
>>34385097at least you're honest, very good trait to have
>>34384730I thought you didn't go to the gym, couldn't find a good one
>>34385106>Monkey screeching noisesAgain, why are you freaking the fuck out?
>>34385105>You lost your (hypothetical) woman because you were afraid of coming off as possessivewhat are you even talking about
>You are whiny and annoy me, therefore I cast the ultimate curse: no women will every get you laid and you will die alone!Very interesting activity for a married woman on a Sundary. Hunting "incels" on a message board.
>>34385089Too skinny>>34385092>I know thatThen why ask?>>34385094Not exactly but other people give me a wide berth when I walk around at night in my big winter coat like they're afraid I'm going to try and rob them.I think I get labeled "troublesome outsider" not "threat" in most situations so no I can't say I get the feeling.
>>34384909https://voca.ro/1lpyqguslPhz
>>34385115When did I ever say I was married? Again, what's with the chimping out?
>>34385108>Seriously, anon why are you so upset and freaking the fuck out?Why are you upset about some faggot on a forum pointing out that women dangle sex and loneliness before men's eyes to influence them? Is this such a controversial take that you feel the need to be a massive bitch?
>>34384997I don't like calling anyone trash.
>>34385090It can be really hard for most men to repeatedly interact with a woman they actually like after school in our society, especially as the rising cost of buildings reduces third places, and most men are not "attractive" enough to gain women's affection otherwise, as their ancestors evolved to be charming in environments which focused heavily and repeated interactions and/or status. Perhaps in the future men will evolve to be more "peacocky" as natural selection plays out. Though genetic engineering will change everything.
>>34385112Found one. I hate it but I'll go
>>34385123I self identify as white trash it's ok. You try to be better than where you came from but you are what you are y'know?
>>34385120There's a couple of women here who post 24/7/365, one claims to be a married woman and her main hobby is arguing with so-called incels. She softly loses her shit whenever someone doesn't have the most pleasant opinion on women and their modern full-of-cock-and-entitlement behavior.
>>34385121Alright, I'm just gonna post monkey tantrum videos until you calm down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdcNT1-O_zQ
>>34385116>>I know that>Then why ask?Because people are complaining about itI already told you that I have came to that conclusion, that you don't talk to women, particularly women of my own age range in public. Again, the question is directed at those who don't want that. I want to know what advice they have and what they can say about my experience. And i'm not impressed. It has only been accusations and seethe and dishonesty so far
>>34385035That's common.
>>34385130>Every woman who disagrees with me or criticizes me is the same personOh you're a schizo, that explains it. Enjoy your monkey screeching then.
>>34385129Same. It's my start.
is this really evil?
>>34385116>Too skinnyDoubt it.What's your weight/height?
>>34385131>You're chimping out! I will yell to drown all of your arguments! I will act like a monkey myself until I win! I always win against schizos, autists, and incels. You're all mentally ill!
Sometimes I wish I was the stable man that women stay with.Sometimes I wish mental instability was tolerated more.Mostly, I just wish I never existed because I started therapy too late and I will never actually be loved.Thankyou for reading my scream into the void.
>>34385140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6GjduwmIQBaby orangutans are cute.
>>34385132>those who don't want thatIt's just that one guy who keeps posting tiktoks to start argumentsWe're agreeing with the opinion you already hold not trying to change your mind.
>>34385094in the 2000's my oldest sister was hit in the head with a large metal object by a mentally ill man who just walked up to her from behind, complete stranger.you just can't get it if you're a male, anon, men simply do not have worry that a random women might try to randomly kill you. we all know men are the ones hurting women (and other men) when it comes to physical violence especially towards strangers. if you're a man who isn't violent and isn't a risk to women, then don't worry about it. it's like being mad at airport security for "assuming" you're a criminal by them just doing their duties ngl.
>>34385129>you are what you are y'knowYes, but that that doesn't make you trash.
>>34385146a homeless woman smacked me and my ex with her coat once
>>34385144That's how women like you sound when they talk.
>>34385137No, but what does a 50 year old have in common with a 20 year old. They're using each other, but it seems mutual, so if that works for them then so be it.
>>34385138Because being specific is suddenly going to convince you lol? But fine. I haven't checked recently but I bounce between 114-120 so I usually say 117. And not quite 5'7.
>>34385147But culturally and nostalgia-wise you'll always have white trash signifiers. I like some really trashy food.
>>34385149You know what else is cute? Baby elephants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdSpm574rUU
>>34385104>I'm the only non mentally ill person lmfao, as a fellow very mentally ill person, I know that feelingif we genuinely thought we were the problem, we'd have snapped out of it a long time ago I guess what I meant it more that our way of doing things and feeling about things is very incompatible with what works in this world, which can be grating af I also think you might be conflating arrogance with confidence since thats an extremely unpleasant trait to have but there's a whole bunch of people that seem unable to differentiate between the two, which might contribute to giving confidence and liking confidence in a partner a bad name >>34385118lmfao, my mom is great, she almost never asks me for any favors (although she did ask me to look after her dog one day a week starting next week), I really can't complain, she'd probably be down for an all girls trip but I'd say she'd be more interested in italy than spain
>>34385148>being hit with a coat by an old woman is the same as someone trying to kill or maim youI'm sure your injuries never recovered.
>>34385146At what about young boys that get abused by older women?
>>34385145Oh, ok thenI thought there was more people arguing for that than there was
>>34385147Stop taking it so personally I don't see it as an insult. You're the one being insulting by saying "this label that you choose to use for yourself is offensive".
>>34385155It was really REALLY gross. Also, that's just what she had at hand.
>>34385156ntaBut maybe you should focus your attention on the men whose response to that is "Damn lucky kid, I wish that was me", because they're the ones encouraging that vile shit.
>>34385156honestly I can tell women have a legitimate need to stay away from this weirdo at least
>>34385150>but what does a 50 year old have in common with a 20 year oldIll never understand thisIts like, you talk. people talk. thats it.
>>34385150they don't talk, they just fuck then and give then money to go shopping and not bother them if they aren't currently fucking them
>>34385154>fellow very mentally ill person, I know that feelingI was just memeing but thanks xDYou are a sweetheartAnd yeah desu I am conflating arrogance a bit I guess, which I agree is lameYour mum sounds like a ledge also, go Italy someday lolGodspeed <3
She's a jarWith a heavy lidMy pop quiz kidA sleepy kisser
>>34385151>Because being specific is suddenly going to convince you lol?I am giving people the benefit of the doubt usually that they aren't lying to me, even on 4chan.But I wanted to have a general outline what you consider too skinny in your case.Anyway, seems like you are skinny, but not too skinny. Unless your big udders really take away from your weight.
>>34385150What does a 30 year old man have in common with a 28 year old woman?
>>34385115it really says a lot about a person who thinks incels are the lowest of the low to then spend all their free time attacking and arguing with them
>>34385166enjoy your cider
>>34385160Also ntaYou've got a good point. How must it feel to be a 15 year old male SA victim and some of the people who know about it are trying to high five you and treating you like you achieved something. I'd kill myself ngl.
>>34385150The dick can go into her pussy and mouth, that's all that's needed.
>>34385160nta but this post is awfulmen making comments like that may, at best, harm efforts to punish female sexual abusers, (I don't think it does) but you sound like you're outright shifting the blame to those men and not the literal sexual abusers.
Im triggered Im mad I hate being mad helloooo I hate this
>>34385156The stigma and silence around boys being abused sucks, I can tell you firsthand. But anon was discussing physical danger >>34385162What's so weird here?
>>34385168I don't think being able to see this many bones as clearly as you can is attractive. I think I would look better if I weighed closer to 125-130. Any lower than 122 is too skinny by looking at me. Lower than that and the skinny takes away attractiveness points instead of adding them.
>>34385172you're kind of a fuckin dumbass qt
>>34385171Lol thanks anon xD I better head back sook tho>>34385169Idk they both under 31
>>34385158It offends my basic view of humanity to call another person trash.
>>34385180It's a dumbass opinion to want all adult men to treat sexual assault of boys seriously?
>>34385182Maturity and biological clock wise she might as well be 10 years older
>>34385183Ok then you bourgeois fuck you don't get a hot dog and you can fuck off
>>34385146>men simply do not have worry that a random women might try to randomly kill you. Considering the overwhelming majority of victims of violence and assault are still men, what exactly is the point in specifying that "men don't need to be afraid of women?" There's a strange fallacy that women (and effeminate freaks) have adopted in that if a certain wrong is "gendered" (ie male on female) then that makes it more important.
>>34385150I think they could have lots in common. And even if they don't, the quantity isn't really important.>They're using each otherI the broadest sense this statement applies to every relationship or friendship ever.
>>34384640I’m about to check out of my hotel though.
>>34385185Either you're a dumbass or being a drugfucked moron has affected your ability to follow the actual meaning of an argument
qt being a stereotypical bpd male manipulator while also larping as a male feminist will never not be hilarious
>>34385188You have hot dogs?
Why are women like this?
>>34385150He likes her looksshe likes his money and status>they have nothing in common with eachotherif I wanted to date someone who's exactly into the same stuff as I am, I'd date my bros
>>34385195what the fuck is this? collarbones are sexy as fuck
>>34385195this is true. Why do women do stuff men never asked for and blame us for it.
Man, why is it that women online can generalize men based on their bad experiences with men without facing bad social reactions, but men can't do the same with women? What kind of bullshit is this?
>>34385195>remove... collarbone>to fit beauty standard of men... What?! This doesn't make any sense at all whatsoever!
>>34385192Oh it's because I ran with a tangent instead of sticking to the conversation you had planned? I'm autistic too but that's kind of how conversations work. People aren't always going to talk about exactly what you thought they were/want them to I'm not trying to start shit I genuinely think it's an interesting point and I wonder how much online support for those actions encourages teenage boys to seek out relationships with older female predators. Anyone saying it's a good thing or an achievement is doing a disservice to those kids. And saying that doesn't negate how terrible what the adult woman did to the kid was. Is that your problem? You think discussing anything but the predatory women and their part in it is somehow disingenuous?
>>34385180That wasn't even me lol I'm out here in the rain rn
>>34385160No, they say that about teen boys who have sex with their 25 year old teachers. I'm talking about boys who get physically and verbally abused by people like their mothers, or does that not happen to you?>But anon was discussing physical dangerSo was I
>>34385202That's the irony isn't it? Women tend to be far more oversocialized and hiveminded, yet demand to be thought of as absolutely unique individuals, Men vary wildly in comparison yet need to be generalized in the worst terms possible.
Check out this mental illness, which is a mental illness for real rather than the one you accuse men of. >>34385195
>>34385207>>34385177
Ladies, I got the Wordle in 3 guesses. How fucking drenched are your panties from hearing this unbelievably sexy achievement?
>>34385193What have I done lol and whereI made voca but it's heavy rain here ):
>>34385194Not for you.Pretentious people don't get hot dogs. Would they even align with you elevated sensibilities? Would it not be more correct to call them meat tubes because calling them dogs might be seen as offensive?
>>34385195I got this surgery
IT'S BUNDAY
>>34385195Doesn't the collarbone do something? Will this woman's arms tears off if she tries to pick up anything heavy?
>>34385215>t. lesbian
>>34385219IdkThe kid from stranger things who was born without any seems fine
>>34385216Take your gross pest out of here.
Females.Do tights (not leggings, real tights) go over panties, under them, or instead of them? They go all the way up basically like skin tight stretchy pants, right?
Nobody will ever believe a man when he says he got his body count because women pump and dump him :(Women, what do I need to be so one of you will love me?
>>34385175I'm not shifting the blame, I'm pointing out who's really at blame here. But then I forgot that men don't believe in accountability for men, so my bad.>>34385207They also say the same shit even when it's younger then teens and it's boys abused by their mothers. But I get it, I made the mistake of thinking men want other men to take accountability for their actions and views, my apologies.
>>34385198Don't care about collarbones, but she needs a boobjob and a BBL.
>>34385225OverYeah
>>34385223I will fight you.
>>34385230Thank you.I did assume that was the answer but wanted to make sure.
would you wear picrel to give your bf a handjob if he asked, or is that too far into furry territory?
>>34385216https://voca.ro/15UzrgcTUls6
>>34385204Just them mentioning people dismissing or not taking the issue seriously doesn't make it a good point when they were quite egregiously implying it's where the real responsibility lies. That's all the issue I have. And apologies I'll ease up on you because it's not like I haven't done the same thing before.>think it's an interesting point and I wonder how much online support for those actions encourages teenage boys to seek out relationships with older female predators.Tb.h in regards to consent they ultimately can't. I don't think people making comments like that online makes much of a difference, i think cause and effect here are inverse. It reflects an unfortunately inbuilt mindset in male socialization - sex is a right of passage, getting rid of your virginity quickly makes you more of a "man", etc.
>>34385160why do you all always think that men give a fuck what other men think about them? Me and many other men only give a fuck what women think about their situation, men's opinion is not that important, unless these men are close to me (whereas women don't need to be close for me to care about their opinion).
>>34385228>I'm not shifting the blame, I'm pointing out who's really at blame here.You genuinely have a sub 100 IQ to type this shit out.>I made the mistake of thinking men want other men to take accountability for their actions and views, my apologies.You're literally blaming men for boy victims of female rapists.
>>34385205>>34385213apologies for the slander king
Yeah, she's brain dead.
Why did I. recevie a W2 from a workplace I haven't worked at since 2023? Am I going to get audited if I ignore it? I didn't get that fuckin money
>>34385225>under themFor what purpose?
>>34385229she really doesnt
>>34385187https://voca.ro/1lQxDnaKyuId
I'm thinking about learning to act, just so that I can better pretend to be normal (a different person) when I'm around others. I know it would take effort and I wouldn't be like that all the time, but my hypothesis is that it would help me get my food in the door better with women and new people.To be clear, the objective isn't to lie, it's just to play a less weird or autistic version of myself some of the time. I'm sure a lot of people just do this naturally but I need a way to actually improve these skills and learning some acting seems like it would make sense.
>>34385236>reflects an unfortunately inbuilt mindset in male socialization - sex is a right of passage, getting rid of your virginity quickly makes you more of a "man", etc.This is exactly what I'm saying is bad.This whole girls are less than if they have sex and boys become more by having it thing needs to stop. Let children be children, both sexes. I know teenage boys are seeing that shit and internalizing it and mentally fucking themselves up because they think they have to fuck to prove themselves and if they aren't successful? Well we know what that looks like too.
>>34385216Pagan idolatry. Keep the Sabbath holy.
>>34385244I don't know. For a long time I thought they were disposable because they developed runs so easily and I'm still not sure how you would wash them or on what settings (by hand?).I'm just fact finding. Learning new things is good.
>>34385250I don't think you can change it.
>>34385242Hellppppp meeeee
There was a study that proved that men who argue/are aggressive with women in video games tend to be worse players than normal men.How does it make you feel to realize that males who argue with women are indeed bottom of the barrel specimens?
>>34385240https://voca.ro/1n3ZBu29mWHG
Women aren't actually evil. But it hurts that you can throw us away so easily. I will be leaving society properly, soon. Women are very nice when you are nice.
>>34385233No prob bob>>34385253What you're probably thinking of is nylons. Those are Grandma's tights and practically are disposable I don't think I've ever had a pair last more than 3 wears. You used to be able to buy them practically anywhere I feel old now that you don't always see a wall full of them at cvs. Some tights are much sturdier.
>>34385240Beautiful day out here
>>34385235This guy bundays. Are you a brit?
>>34385214I don't need your hot dogs. I had chicken sausage soup for dinner today. They're like hot dogs but made out of chicken.
>>34385225>tights (not leggings, real tights)NAG. What's the difference?
>>34385257This makes senseIf he has any actual faith in his intelligence and abilities he would just do the thing not stand there yelling about how he can definitely do it better than me
>>34385257https://voca.ro/16NLhyiNyoBE
>>34385126That was quick
>>34385264>Are you a britSadly yes, I'm out in the rain rn ): happy bunday tho <3
>>34385267Tights are for going under skirts, they're often sheer and much thinner material than leggings and they usually have feet.Most leggings can be worn as pants and don't have feet.
>>34385195Women:>reeee, I can't believe women have to go through all this crazy stuff to conform to beauty standards that MEN impose on us!Men:>I literally don't give a single fuck about your collarbones, just don't be fat, and practice tasteful makeup a little for when we go out and dress okay. Virtually none of us support plastic surgeriesInsane Men:>I HAVE TO BREAK MY LEGS OR WOMEN WON'T LIKE ME!women:>wow, guys are so crazy to be doing that stuff in very small numbers, even though we also do virtually the same kinds of procedures en masse, and also yeah I do actually care if you're tall, so don't get that surgery because it's weird, but also, just fyi I won't like you if you're short.It's all projection.
She rejected me but I just jerked off to the thought of us fucking on our wedding night and her telling me she loves me and there is NOTHING she can do about it.
>>34385259Men dispose of us just as easily don't feel badHumans are fickle hedonistic beasts
Women i'm lonely. Can you fix that?
>>34385267Tights are for when you dress up, and you wear with a skirt or dress, and are sexy. Leggings are lazy oaf dress down clothes and worn as pants on their own.
>>34385271Why is josh strife hayes younger brother blogposting at me
>>34385279Cute
>>34385279Tell her that.
>>34385281I cannot
>>34385283LMFAOO get outta here Seriously though I hate how it's always fucking . raining here
>>34385280At least your available options don't dry up so quickly. I'm not even that old, but all my peers have families and I have distant memories of hookups I thought would work out.
>>34385228>men don't believe in accountability for menDo women believe in accountability for women in dealings with men?
>>34385176Me 2 what you mad about
>>34385257What video games are these women playing? Sounds like another bs study that will get disproven.
I love women.
>>34385276>>34385282Oh, you mean pantyhose.
>>34385258I love rain honestly but life in the Yookay must be suffering
I know it’s overStill I clingI don’t know where else I can go
Euro femanons, why aren't you dating a migrant?
>>34385300we're not traitors
>>34385280I'm afraid it isn't like this.
>>34385288Time to take the SEApill.
>>34385300I kinda want a german gf
Any femanons visit /hm/ or is it all gay dudes?
>>34385180That wasn't even me but let's do some atoga karaoke https://voca.ro/1g7MuZFLLzCc
>>34385296Yeah, I think pantyhose and tights are the same thing? Not sure if there is a difference.
>>34385301Funny joke
>>34385307you're kind of a fag for asking this in the first place
>>34385297It is lol but good for the plants and farm animals
>>34385300And yet, somehow all the german guys are still having their hypothetical gfs stolen by migrants?Strange, that. I wonder if maybe men's grievances aren't always based in reality?
>>34385307take a wild guess
>>34385288Newly single and about to turn 34.I hear you I really do but I'm throwing myself a pity party real quick. It was never my goal to have kids but the prospect of passing the threshold of "able to have any before it's considered a geriatric pregnancy" without even being in a stable relationship is scary. It's very final. I knew it was coming but to be actually confronted with it feels like giving up in a way it didn't when I still had time to think about it later.Girls I was friends with in high school have husbands and teenage children. My best friend from elementary school has a 10 year old. You may have missed the first wave but maybe you can pick up some hot late 20s divorcees? Keep your chin up. You miss opportunities if you're always staring at your feet.
>>34385298it's over.
>>34385300i would never (unless it's someone from the caucasus)
>>34385242You're fucked
>>34385310I thought leggings and tights were the same thing.
>>34385311>anything that doesn't confirm my bias is a lieok
>>34385280It's hilarious how female creatures always do this "le both sides are bad" when it's obviously females who are ruining everything.
>>34385300in other news, water is wet. more details at 11.
>>34385314>believing racebait posters have even one shred of sanity left
>>34385314>men's grievances> hypothetical gfs stolen by migrantsThese cuck fantasies are held by magatards and weird little south asian guys like Radio Genoa
>>34385296>>34385310Pantyhose/nylonsThose aren't the same thing as tights tights are thicker.
Do you ever feel like dropping contact with someone because you feel like you aren't "allowed" to be excited about anything around them? Just no reaction
Homeberg wants me to clean it.
>>34385316moid hands
>>34385331*Autistic female handsThis happens a lot
>>34385322Don't worry tranner, women don't want anything to do with you. Just stay in your hole and don't bother actual humans.
>>34385257>a study that proved that men who argue/are aggressive with women in video games tend to be worse players than normal men.No, it's just that toxic players in general tend to be worse, which makes sense because insulting your teammates and raging causes you to be more likely to lose games which just spirals into even more toxicity and then more losing. It has nothing to do with "muh female harassment", random clickbait articles tried to extrapolate a random flawed Halo 3 study to mean that and NPCs like you ate it up.
Women will you hold my moid hands?
...my moidy hands?
I'd pump and dump swiss 2bh
>>34385319They hacked me? Don't scare me
>>34385334No. It's that men who aren't capable simply resent women.
>>34385338Your dick wouldnt feel a thing. Hotdog down a hallway.
Post an images of what you consider a well dressed member of your gender, and the opposite gender.
>>34385195THIS IS FAKE NEWS.YOU FELL FOR FAKE NEWS.
>>34385334So what they said is still correct you're just mad it says "with women" instead of "with people"?
"men" with bitchy attitudes are sad ngl
>>34385339The gubbermint is coming for youWhat's a w2 I'm not American
>>34385333So where are you seeing all these men constantly switching females and dumping them? Are you really claiming that men dump their gfs more than female creatures dump their bfs in 2026? Fucking dumbass lol
>>34385257>How does it make you feel to realize that males who argue with women are indeed bottom of the barrel specimens?Is this an admission that nothing you say has any merit and men have no choice but to ignore you and treat you like children?
>>34385334This>lose a game of CS>guy who raged all game bottom dragged>posts ”gg shit team” then disconnectsThere has to be a connection, it happens too often.
>>34385329M, I don't think I've gone so far as to drop contact but I'm definitely careful about showing enthusiasm around certain people because I know they'll cringe about it.I cringe at people's enthusiasm too, sometimes.
>>34385348Lmao seems like your mentally ill chud mind makes you incapable of keeping up. You aren't special for a hon nutcase.
>>34385316I'm 33, my 20s were unstable as fuck. Women our age are paired off already. I am not marriage material purely because any deviation from the norm is unacceptable in men
I currently have eight keys on my keychain and I only know what three of them are for. Maybe I should just put the other five in a drawer, I think some of them might be for locks that don't exist anymore.
>>34385346sometimes you just have to be a bitchhttps://voca.ro/16WeahDm8ZBo
>>34385353>Women our age are paired off already.I try to be nice to you and you rub salt in my wound :'(
>>34385354A key with no lock is maidenless.
>>34385346what about men with cutie patootie attitudes?
>>34385298Now that it's all over and doneNow that you find, now that you're whole
>>34385338Is swiss still here? The last thing I remember was her and her newest boy toy shitting up the thread everyday during euro hours
>>34385359Ew cooties.
>>34385349>aggressiveThat's how you treat kids? What the fuck?
>>34385340>nuh uh!Great argument. Anyways, there have numerous toxic male pro-gamers, even ones who are among the greatest players in their game, whereas I can't name very many non-tranny pro female gamers. According to google, 95% of pro gamers are men, and I'm pretty sure that data is including trannies in the woman percentage. In reality it's probably like 99.5%.
>>34385349>seething xer makes everything about its mental illnessYou weird creatures really should learn to control your insecurities. Now keep on whining and posting nothing of value.
>>34385364Trying too hard with this retort. Like really reaching.
Which girl are you?
>>34385195Insane in the membrain!>INSANE IN THE BRAIN
Being born male is a galactic punishment, I swear. I wish I were simply born female, the odds of that happening weren't even small, but I got unlucky anyway.
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down :^)
>>34385354It makes no sense carrying around keys you don't regularly use, let alone don't know where they go.
>>34385374foids cannot reach spiritual enlightenment
>>34385343f
>>34385372why is that dog cowgirl riding her dick??
The state of my taxes is horrendous this year. Fuck israel.
>>34385379What if it's not cold where they live?
>>34385365It's always funny how you whiny AGP creatures are incapable of reading a simple text without frothing at the mouth, and blaming your own reaction on everyone else. You have never said anything of value, and that's ok. Just don't take it out on me kek.
>>34385382Immigrate to where it is cold.
>>34385235He's lost his marbles
>>34385377I don't care, being male fucking sucks and I've never even chosen it.
>thread is full of feminine incels againThe hours are upon us, sadly
>>34385389You're quite literally lower than the incels fyi
>>34385382That's IS when it's not cold.
>>34385391Already found one, it's even pissier than normal
>>34385375https://voca.ro/16w0sJFuCcps
>>34385103>by far the most dangerous people are those in denial of their potential to be dangerousSo a murdering crackhead with a machete who is completely aware of, and entirely comfortable with, how dangerous he is is necessarily less dangerous than a kind man who doesn't believe he's dangerous?Cool story bro.
>>34385257I am playing Path of Titans on a server and I cant help myself, it's so funny, but I have to bait everyone in chat and they get really mad. There's this player on the server and i'm 90 percent sure it's a woman and they are the biggest lolcow. I argue with them for the lolzBut I actually do suck at the game to be fair
WomenWhat level of free speech do you want:- /b/ level- south park level- BlueSky level- germany level
>>34385369I'm genuinely confused by your statement. How do you treat children then? Because you kind of implied that you tell them to kill themselves when they upset you if you're saying that the "aggressive" treatment people receive from gamers who are bad at it and insecure about that fact is somehow deserved?
>>34385379I fucking hate le aesthetic retards like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc-RYjjOtNQWomen. Why are you like this?
WomenHave you ever been cold approached before? Like out in the world, not a party or anything. How did it go? Did you respect him for having confidence? Do you want guys to cold approach you?
>>34385382
>>34385357Just pick a shit guy. It's better than nothing (I read your post wrong sorry sorry).I wanted to have kids, too.
>>34385397no you moron, people that know what they are capable of but choosing not to act on it are trustworthy people, not the ones claiming to be le good boy
>>34385406>ask a question about aesthetics>get upset about aesthetic answer
>>34385410>Have you ever been cold approached before?No >Do you want guys to cold approach you?Yes
>>34385412those models never did even %1 of the work the real people who dress/ed like that did.
>>34385406thank you for your valuable input, I will now try harder to like something you approve ofmight you post some example pics to get me started on my recovery journey?
So irritated I didn't approach that woman. She looked so nice. No more maybes I only do from now own.
>>34385418ok, and?
>>34385379>>34385412I know your type and you should never date lolThis is the same kind of cunt that will be into this working class look but then demand that her bf/husband make $300k per year so they can afford a million dollar home and travel to a different country twice per year. Fuck off, we can see through your bullshit. Can't have your cake and eat it too, cunt
>>34385419I dont surf pinterest to look at retarded stuff like model pics.
Opposite gender, I LOVE the new pants I bought.
>>34385420Me too man. She set me up for it and everything, she initiated the conversation. I just needed to ask for her number
>>34385413Today on atoga I learned that moids think no foid is better than an unattractive foid, while foids think no moid is worse than a shit moid. Hm.
I don't fucking want to be male!
>>34385422>we can see through your bullshitI never tried to conceal it?>Can't have your cake and eat it too, cuntI can, not my fault that living a chill life has become the ultimate luxury.
>>34385410Only by men missing teeth or older than my father.PoorlyNoNoMen who cold approach are men who have no other options. Women know this and avoid your desperation.
OppositeGenderberg is making me compete for her attention again.
Being mad at women felt better than being depressed because life isn't fair and i am not owed a relationship
>>34385423neither do I, unless anon asks us to find some pics to post theme herebut apparently you're not interested in contributing to the thread
I left something for the last minute and now I'm mad stuppiddd dumb idiot
>>34385379based
State gender how good are you at sex?
>>34385413>better than nothingI seriously doubt thatI imagine if I had stayed with my first boyfriend and had his kids I would've mercy killed the kids and offed myself by now
>>34385412>>34385379Look like bums
>>34385429>Women know this and avoid your desperation.why do women avoid "desperation" so much? They're always sex starved, attention starved, but the moment a man shows a need for bonding (be it sexual or affective or both) you dismiss him.What happens with that "we want men to relax around this stuff" argument?
>>34385437love how you posted yours
>>34385429>men who cold approach have no other options This is the single dumbest shit I ever saw.t. Cold approval is how I racked up bodies
>>34385426But it's very easy to be an attractive foid.
>>34385435Men at least feign surprise at my blowjob proficiency and active participation in sex rather than laying there but they're fucking me of course they're going to compliment me. So, I have no idea.
women would you rather kill a man or kiss a man?
>>34385428Relaxation has always been a luxury
>>34385440>used up whore that nobody wants in their life thinks thats an achievement lmfao
>>34385428>not my fault that living a chill life has become the ultimate luxury>missing my point this hardYou want a chill life with all of the benefits that come from your bf/husband (not you of course because you're a useless cunt) making enough money working a highly skilled job in an urban area to afford your well-travelled and "fulfilling" lifestyle
>>34385435MMostly good, but compatibility is randomized.
Winterberg makes EVERY gender look richer due to thick fabrics.
>>34385446fair, I want a chill life, if thats a luxury, so be it, then I want that ultimate luxury
WomenDoes "whore" even apply to men?
>have fun drunk night awkwardly flirting with drunk woman at a party>she rapports with my awkward approach>her friends are there and I clearly see they dissaprove of me (they smile dissaprovingly at our interaction)>chick gives me her number>never answers my messages during the dayher bitch friends cockblocked me right?
>>34385387I lost my marbles long ago pal>>34385389https://voca.ro/17FQKNGPhehMsomeone ran past me while recording lol fmll
>>34385448I don't see the problem, he gets a relaxed, chill and happy wife in return, thats a luxury many men can only dream of
>>34385433What is it
>>34385435M Very very bad
>>34385455Possibly. Or she>was drunk and loosened her standards >has some other guy on the hook>just likes attention >is avoidant, and therefore belongs in a detention camp
sleepy
>>34385439I don't go around saving photos of random people I'll never use
>>34385458I got a weird W2 and I'm probably identity thieved or something. Fuck my chud life
>>34385450thick fabrics means more material, which means it usually costs more, which is a luxurythe effect gets more intense if it's natural fibers like linen or wool or leather since those have become expensive af too
>>34385438Because you're looking for a yes not for me. How is that supposed to make me feel? If I reject you you'll just ask 6 more women later you just want pussy why should I be the one to give it to you? Cold approaching signals that me being physically attractive to you is enough. And it just ain't.>>34385440You must be hot attractive.I've literally never been cold approached by an attractive man. They do soft/warm approaches. They come up to me at a social event and talk to me for 20 minutes before asking for my number. They have tact.
>>34385447>>34385452
WymynWould you date him?
>>34385441It's also very easy to be a not shit moid.
>>34385464EXACTLY.
>>34385462see>>34385432took me ten mins scrolling and compiling, it's not that deep
>>34385465You just described cold approaching
>>34385460>>was drunk and loosened her standardsI too was drunk and my "standards" were "woman that isn't fat and isn't ugly" yet I tried to chat with her again>>has some other guy on the hookmaybe>>just likes attention maybe>>is avoidant, and therefore belongs in a detention campprobablythis was in 2022 lol
>>34385451We all want a billion dollars. Like that other guy said you can't have your cake and eat it too
>>34385457>he gets someone who does the bare minimumBetter start losing weight, growing some tits, and looking pretty. No one wants a succubus unless she's a 9/10
>>34385443Would you feel offended if someone complained?
>>34385472Maybe she got rounded up and taken to the avoidant detention centre?
>>34385473so? some of those that want something will get it, I might be one of those, so it's worth a try >>34385474being relaxed, chill and happy is what keeps people radiant and aging like fine wine
>>34385467Mckay was an asshole. Probably not.
My whole day is fucked upppppp
>>34385457>He does all that so I can leech off him and give the bare minimum I don't see the problem with being a soulless gold digger that rents herself out Wow
>>34385434thanks
>Because you're looking for a yes not for me. How is that supposed to make me feel? If I reject you you'll just ask 6 more women later you just want pussy why should I be the one to give it to you? yet this is literally what dudes that go through 5 women per week/month do and you get many women (both who like and dont like one night stands) who accept this deal. Hmm wonder why it might happen>I've literally never been cold approached by an attractive man. They do soft/warm approaches. They come up to me at a social event and talk to me for 20 minutes before asking for my number. They have tact.You just proved my point, you care about them being hot. That's all. Talking you up for 20 minutes to you is "having tact" lmao
>>34385444Killing a man sounds hard>>34385471Nah cold approaching is walking up to me while I'm at the bus stop and asking if I have a boyfriend. That's happens to me more often than what I described as the warm approach. If we're at the same event he's less of a random stranger.
Women, do you think somewhere out there, even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one?
>>34385477Hopefully she's dead by now.
>>34385482if it's the bare minimum then it should be easy for you to think of ten guys you know personally that have a wife thats always relaxed, chill and happy
>>34385485>Killing a man sounds hardbut kissing a man gets him hard
>>34385475>complainedYes>offered constructive criticism/a requestNo My handjob game is weak I'd honestly appreciate more feedback while I'm doing it.
>>34385487I'm a male but I think this like once a day.
>>34385463What are you gonna do about it
>>34385467>Canadian
>>34385480He was a good guy at his core. Just not his outer layers. Kinda unaware of himself
>>34385492I'm not obligated to deal with that though
>>34385497Fair enough
>>34385496Kms
>>34385481Samseiss let's just go bed desu
>>34385470Scrolling what, again I don't have a curated feed of random people and random things to save and post to a thread where I'll get 0 replies and it'll die in 12 hours.
>>34385485>killing a man sounds hardYour great-grandmother and her peers just poisoned their abusive husband's dinner. Modern minds are unimaginative >talking to me at a bus stop I am trying to remember if that ever worked for me outside of a third place/designated socializing zone. I don't think so, but maybe?I don't really see a difference between your two scenarios except the venue and your subconscious expectations around it.
>>34385503you can just type your desired aesthetic into google and go through the pics that come upwhy are you acting so obtuse on purpose? does it get you off? lol
>>34385499>I'm not obligated to deal with that thoughyes you are, its your fault
>>34385505>the venue and your subconscious expectations around itAnd those things matter to me even if they don't to you.
>>34385505>I don't really see a difference between your two scenarios except the venue and your subconscious expectations around it.the difference is this:>>34385485>>34385484she just wants to be approached by hot guys, and those hot guys must talk her up for 20 minutes and that's all it takes for her to want to fuck em.
>>34385478Sure. I don't doubt there's some guy willing to sweep you up and pay for your pussy>>34385490Funny thing is women don't care enough to even do that. Gotta be rich and fund her exotic lifestyle I guess, only then will she be happy and like you
>>34385493that makes sense. Would it kill the mood to be cold towards someone during sex?
>>34385513>needs a chill life to feel relaxedoh no, THE HUMANITY
>>34385387https://voca.ro/1lpCiKrwOVvS
>>34385108>Self-proclaimed "nice guys" are a red flagTrue but you're creating this scenario where literally ANY man who is self aware of his own kindness is immediately labeled a red flag. This makes it so that the only men capable of just being considered kind are those actively denying any acts of kindness they ever do, which is disingenuous as fuck or a symptom of cripplingly low self esteem.So, uh, good luck with that.>I can guarantee you'd do something terrible if you could get away with it.I don't give a shit about "getting away with it". I'm clever enough to get away with whatever I want to, which is very little because hurting people is sickening. And most shit people try to get away with hurts someone.This is kind of more telling about your character than mine.
>>34385501Seems disproportionate
>>34385510Fine then I'll just kill him I don't see why you're being so difficult.>>34385512I want to be approached by no one lmao I abscond most of the time even if it is a hot guy with a warm approach like I described because I wasn't prepared to have to have a conversation with someone I'm just not disgusted by those approaches like I am by the ones at the bus stop. I think less of men who approach me while running errands.
>>34385507I don't have a "desired aesthetic" bro as I said I'm not a woman who curates this shit obsessively. I like what I like and I don't what I don't
>>34385435>how good are you at sex?FEveryone I have had sex with has had a high body count and has told me I'm (one of) the best partner they've ever had. I take a lot of pride in that.>>34385343>Post an images of what you consider a well dressed member of your gender, and the opposite gender.We're not allowed to post nudity, so settle for race baiting.
>>34385514Is that not obvious to you?
>>34385520neither do I, there's a ton of other stuff I find aesthetically pleasing but I just picked one at random that popped into my head and went with it for the sake of a silly little postwhy are you so riled up about this? kek
>>34385515All you want is to sit around and have them hand you shit, not have to do anything, just "chill and relax". You're like a child.
>>34385519>I want to be approached by no one lmaook, the point stands that for you men who are hot and chat you up for 20 minutes are "miraculously" doing the good(tm) approaches.
>have to go out of town this weekend to visit familyFuck. Friday was so cool. I want to talk to more women again but I guess I'll have to be blue balled for the next two weeks. I should have just asked the woman that seemed really into me out. I'm a fucking RETARD
>>34385521>I take a lot of pride in that.lol, they tell that to everyone, thats how they rack up high body counts, smooth talking
>>34385511They matter to everyone. But you were cold approached in both cases. Splitting hairs just gets (You) reply bait.>>34385512>she just wants hot guys She wants the interaction to be pleasant, dummy.I've fucked less-attractive girls and enjoyed it. I've also literally asked security to make a girl leave me alone.I don't have to let a smelly fat girl ruin my night because she has an unrequited crush. Particularly when pleasant fat girls are waiting to flirt.
>>34385468There are plenty, you just ignore them because they're not 6'3"
how is 90% of atoga foids brown with a White guy fetish
>>34385525yes, it already says in the bible "truly I say to you, unless you turn and become as children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven"
>>34385529its crazy how women fall in all the "fuckboy" trappings yet they always say they're capable of seeing through men that much.
>>34385535I told them all they had the best pussy I'd ever felt.
>>34385530>She wants the interaction to be pleasant, dummy.nah, part of the interaction to be pleasant is that the dude has to be hotyou're a dude, so you don't care about pleasant fat girls flirting with you.
>>34385523Coldness has a numbing effect. Heat can melt. Can't you combine the two? I think the concept exists so it might be good but lying for sexual pleasure seems harmful. Why can women be cold but not men?
>>34385524What I'm saying is your taste is shit and you're retarded
would you like an almond cookie
>>34385540good talk
>>34385521>Everyone I have had sex with has had a high body count and has told me I'm (one of) the best partner they've ever had. I take a lot of pride in that.I've heard this expression so many times over the years from men so it's funny hearing it from a woman.
>>34385534You're just trolling me aren't you
>>34385528I'm heading back to visit family this weekend too, but one of my friends back home was nice enough to set up a date with some girl who apparently had a crush on me all last year and never said anything about it until I moved.
>>34385548no, I do want a chill life and I can dream about it wether you think I deserve it or not
>>34385538Women are currently not fucking me at all because i am incredibly depressed and dysfunctional.>you don't care about pleasant fat girls flirting with you I will not tolerate this erasure. Plump girls are great.
>>34385521Finally admits to dating manwhores and sluts
>>34385544Wanna fuck
>my psychologist tried to tell me you got it hard by saying two sisters liked the same guy on a dating app lmao like you're proving my point bitchshould I tell my psychologist that I still remember this shit? Im gonna talk with her in a few days.
>>34385558no, that would raise my cortisol levels, which would be detrimental to my life goal
>>34385116>Not exactlyFair. And unjustifiably seeming like trouble to others is part of it. I appreciate your reply.>>34385146>you just can't get it if you're a male, anon, men simply do not have worry that a random women might try to randomly kill you.No, you're right we don't. I understand completely the idea of a random man might try to kill me. From a compelling story of a child carrying thousands of dollars for a drug dealer, I understand the idea of literally anyone around you possibly being willing to kill you for what you have. I understand how being in prison means that you could get cornered and raped at any moment and that's just a reality you have to deal with.But I will never understand what it's like to be surrounded by an entire gender who could, at any time or place, suddenly reveal themselves to be a rapist monster, for your entire life no matter where you go.I don't have a frame of reference for that outside of fantasy horror fiction.>if you're a man who isn't violent and isn't a risk to women, then don't worry about it. I'm explicitly not worried about it. It's fine.I was wondering if women understood the innocent male experience, which is undeniably better.>it's like being mad at airport security for "assuming" you're a criminal by them just doing their duties ngl.No. It's not. You don't understand.Are you saying that everyone is correct when they suspect that you'd abuse a child if given the opportunity? And you'd do that because you believe that you are perfectly gorgeous?Because that's closer to what it's like.And child safety is more important than people understanding that you aren't like that.
My body count is 26and every woman I have been with said I was the best sexer they have ever been with. True story
>>34385559If your love life is one of your biggest stressors you absolutely should not be talking to a female psychologist.
>>34385552And like I said we all want to have our cake and eat it too but we have to come back down to earth at some point
>>34385559how many more times do you want to post this fucking shit?
>>34385564speak for yourself
>>34385560Ok nevermind I remember my aesthetic
>>34385562damn, you must be a beast
Need to go grab food before too late
>>34385516Uh-ok...um just stop caring. Simple
>>34385569extremely basedsee? that wasn't so difficult
>>34385563why>>34385566until i get a level headed answer.
>>34385568I guess it's easy to stay up there all the time when you're a neet who lives with her parents and they pay for everything
>>34385576do you know from personal experience? cause I don't but good for you
>>34385573Sigh I suppose
>>34385580good boy, now remember the original post and also post the female version of what you find aesthetically pleasing
>>34385207NTA, but I've had verbal and physical abuse from multiple women (Including my mother) and nobody actually cares because it's not seen as violent or damaging as when a man does it to someone.They usually just assume it was a mild scolding or a spanking every time and that it's not that bad or if it actually happened at all and only my therapist believed me at first.
>>34385577You don't have to lie I already know it
Everyone is so envious of me. My life is so difficult. I manage.
>>34385585I haven't lived at home since age 17 but tell me more about my life please, there's so much I don't even know!
>>34385571get your grub anon <3>>34385562cool story chad>>34385541yes please>>34385387I was just stuck outside for ages cause my stupid roommates left their key in the door lol.I want to shower but we only have one bathroom and all their friends are over.it's only 8pm here but might just go to bed.I hate my dumb broke NEET incel life. people like me should just die desu. the more we live, the worse it gets.
>>34385575Women and men experience dating from polar opposite perspectives, and she's not going to be able to help you if your love life is one of the things that's bothering you the most because she fundamentally can't comprehend what you're going through.
>>34385589Yes yes I'm also so busy and totally not employed and live with my parents but I still have the time to shitpost on 4chan for hours on end every day somehow
>>34385590>it's only 8pmWAIT WHAT???The fuckI swear it was 4PM an hour ago and now it's half 8How did that happen?
>>34385583I don't download pictures of women I'm gay
>>34385593I'm currently on 100% sick leave for being mentally ill, life is good, you should try it for yourself
What is my Filipino neighbors' problem? Do they think nobody can hear their shitty karaoke?
>>34385596I see a woman there in that pic you fucking closeted straightoid
Lisa Mona is my girlfriend.
>>34385598>Do they think nobody can hear their shitty karaoke?Do you think they care?
On /atoga/, anyone who ever had sex is a whore?
wasup, Euros.
>>34385597>I'm currently on 100% sick leave for being mentally illFUCKING POETRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34385595ikr. idk how the time flies by so fast on a sunday haha. but have a nice night.yeah I was out in the rain in the woods doing stupid vocaroos and drinking and now back in my room. I might go bed soon though cause I don't want to interact with roommates and friends.have a lovely sunday night anon. ugh I just wish I was dead.
>>34385602yes>>34385600mona is a peak name for a girl
>>34385603wassup>>34385602no lol and I say this as a turbovirgin incel. the people who have OF or sleep around loads though are kinda whorish.
>>34385605Have a good sleep and stop being a fagThings could be worse
>>34385604taking advantage of a system trying to take advantage of you is based af, the only thing you need to do is go tell your therapist how mentally ill you are once a week and you're all good to go, thats a 45min work week
>>34385597Yep being bankrolled so you can sit on your ass, functionally identical. The fact that you're mentally ill enough to quality for that is just proof that whatever you say is completely not worth listening to, like a schizophrenic on the street corner. I didn't want to sell my dignity off to the government and be their bitch.
>>34385610Based mental illness leave enjoyer.
>>34385612>anon has never heard of believable exaggerating to get what you want cute
>>34385609>Have a good sleepthank you <3>stop being a faglol easier said than done but you're right, it could be worse. it could also be a lot better though. ik comparison is the thief of joy but compared to everyone else itt I really am a giga loser. I can't fit in with anyone at all irl, but then they get upset at me for avoiding them, there's no winning.have a great night too though anon.desu I'm just going to drink more and rewatch Christine (2016)
>>34385613based knower
>>34385599She's a painting she's not real
Got my ‘za salami and grease
>>34385602I don't know what post you're referring to, but usually the only people saying this are virgins themselves who lack perspective and/or are insecure about their virginity. There's a big difference between someone who's had a few partners and someone who's casually fucking everyone they meet. Being wary of someone who's had a dozen or more partners is natural and totally justified, but anyone who's ever dated knows there are certain red flags that might not show up until you've known each other a while, including after you've been intimate.
>>34385619Fried them
>>34385619thats how it always starts and befor you even know what happened you'll be balls deep in pussy
>>34385616You're doing better than me, I can guarantee you
>>34385614Lying and pretending to be a weak little bitch to get pity and stuff is a thing women do yeah, I'm not a woman though, I don't stoop to that, they can take it away at any time too you're at their mercy.
Need a Snow GF, truly.
>>34385625>You're doing better than methank you kindly but I doubt it lol. I'm an alcoholic/drug addict school dropout NEET retard who's almost a wizard and can barely function day to day
JH come on, you're not that desperate, are you?
>>34385624You're saying I'm supposed to use this thing on something OTHER than assholes???
>>34385626it's not pity if I just ask for my rights, not my fault they ruined everything with their no man left behind policies, I'm going to take advantage of it as long as I can as an act of revenge for how they have betrayed us by handing out gibs to invaders and traitors, I'm just sipping a bit of the little nectar left over that should belong to us before it's all inevitably gone >at their mercynah, I'll find another way if they ever do take it away but why not get it as long as they give it and deal with finding another way once I actually have to
I just want a big booba stinky NEET femcel big sister gf who is also sometimes dommymommy, is that really so much to ask for?
>>34385635it's worth a try, why restrict yourself like this? live a little
Oh, lol. That didn’t take long
>>34385636>What's so bad about stopping down to the level of the very people I revile You're more like those invaders and traitors than you think
>>34385631Oh, well I'm that but without the drugs and alcohol addictions. I'm a diagnosed sperg (aspergers)But I tell you one thing. I don't have room-mates. If you have room mates, then you've gotten at least somewhere. I'm isolated, my world is very small. I've no driver's licence
>>34385636nta but godspeed desu, might as well take the benefits and take care of yourself while you get another jobI stopped getting my PIP (uk loony benefits) cause I felt the poverty might help kick me into action again but I've yet to find success lol
>>34385641and I explained why, there's no point in sacrificing yourself to a sinking ship, nobody that deserves to benefit benefits from that
>>34385644>diagnosed sperg (aspergers)I probably have this too, just undiagnosedsorry to hear that though buddy. I hope you're still managing day to day>If you have room mates, then you've gotten at least somewheremy sister and her bf took me in cause I was homeless lol. it's out of pity more than anything>no driver's licenceneither, but thankfully here walking and public transport is okI hope you're doing ok though bro regardless. wuu2 tonight?
>>34385645I'm not going to get another job, they'd have to physically drag me there>I've yet to find success lolyou should lean back and get the last drops out of the fucking joke the UK has become and will stay whilst you still can
>>34385636do your kids live with your husband?
>>34385639Women scare me. If I see one in my camera roll my heart starts pounding and my hands start sweating
>>34385638That seems like a lot yes.
>>34385653wait till your hands start pounding and your heart starts sweating, thats when it's truly over for you
>>34385647It's not about the ship it's about yourself
>>34385652no>>34385656spare me your arbeit macht frei babble
I’m officially burned out. I’ll just try to do my best at work until something bad happens and I get fired. I’m sick of terrible mismanagement
State genderDo you live in a small city/town/village?Generally speaking, I mean small as in less than 2000 people, your area has probably less than 3 total gas stations, movie theatres, etc., and if you walked 10 minutes through, you could probably recognize at least 20% of the people you came across (either by face or first name)?
>>34385659f, yes
>>34385622>a dozen or more You people are weird >>34385618Soon I will acquire mental illness government gibs and cosplay homelessness on the road. Instead of just being homeless.
>>34385659m, no
>>34385659MNay
>>34385651lol based desu. stay on the benefits as long as you can and take care of yourselfidk I personally miss working. I felt bad being on the loony benefits bc I think the diagnosis was wrong desu. I miss working and making an honest living, nowhere is hiring though>>34385659I grew up in a village of ~600 but live in a city now
Lowkey my parents groomed met into transitioning at 11. Now Im 20-something and Im hot but pretty jaded and ambivalent about gender. Is it alright if i speak for the men?
>>34385657so they live with grandma
>>34385655I believe that is called called a heart attack
>>34385649Shit well you're just straight up worse. I didn't think it was possibleIf I were you, i'd focus on beating the addictions first. It's a tough one but things aren't gonna get better without itI did some gardening today and now i'm gonna watch stargate all night on dodgy streaming siteswhat about you? You are really going to bed now?
>>34385659M. Yes, but we get a lot of people who come through in the Spring and Summer since it's a beach town on Lake Huron.
>>34385663>you people are weirdnta but a dozen or more is quite a lot right? idk maybe biased as almost a wizard but having double digits partners seems like a lot to me
>>34385657I'm just saying, you choose to act like a nigger but claim you aren't one. Only thing that's different is your skin color
>>34385671no? why would they? one of the reasons for this is that I get paid to be a sahm, which is one of the most ideal setups possible
>>34385670What
Why is this happening :(
>>34385681Idk which side to speak for, Im xxy.
>>34385680>negligent mother that tracks
>>34385682Why is what happening sweet blameless angel anon
>>34385679true, I feel so bad for doing a fraction of what immigrants do every day all day so I can spend more time doing what actually matters, the guilt is killing me
>>34385659MBig ass city
what do u hate the most about the opposite gender
>>34385674>You are really going to bed now?I'm watching the christine movie but yeah I might just go bed desu and finish it tomorrow>gardening>stargatethat sounds awesome lol>you're just straight up worse. I didn't think it was possiblewelll thanks I guess?? lmao>focus on beating the addictions firstI was sober all week until friday night. and have had long periods of sobriety.life is fucking shit. my life doesn't magically improve when I'm sober no matter how hard I try. I just feel like a fucking loser and fool afterwards then our efforts fail.some of us were not meant for this world. I'll stay sober when visiting my mom but then I'm getting as fucked up as possible until I can finally die
>>34385684it would be negligent to go to work instead
>>34385685>sweet blameless angel anonYou're being mean ?
>>34385659There's no such thing as a city with 2000 or less peopleI live not in but near the main town of my region. I live in the countryside 4 miles off it. It has one run down cinema, many gas stations and it has a population of 14000. I'm not going to recognise 14000 people, but I'm going to recognise someone. And chances are if I walk from one side to the other i will run into someone that I know even though i'm a reclusive that doesn't know much people
>>34385686>i merely pretend to be mentally ill so i can spend 24 hours a day posting on atoga
>>34385669Wow, did people know you?>>34385675Man, I can't imagine the noise levels as they pass/stay...
>>34385652How does she have a husband
>>34385691Maybe a little insensitive. But really what’s up
>>34385688That an attractive specimen hasn't dropped into my lap while I sit in my room posting on atoga.
>>34385692>>34385659Oh yeah and maleNot sure why that's relevant
>>34385693my daily average here is 2h and there's that thing called bed time and school as you might be aware of
>>34385693Is that swiss??????
>>34385690in your case yes. you should not be looking after other people's children.
>>34385688I dont really hate in broad strokes but it irks me how a great deal of men can recognize the symptoms of a patriarchy, yet fail to make accurate diagnoses, let alone engage in any meaningful praxis, instead just flippantly blaming women.
>>34385686Lmao >>34385684Not a single redeemable person on this website I guess. Everyone thinks they're an angel
>>34385659>State genderMale >Do you live in a small city/town/village?>Generally speaking, I mean small as in less than 2000 people, your area has probably less than 3 total gas stations, movie theatres, etc.Yes. I kinda live innawoods>and if you walked 10 minutes through, you could probably recognize at least 20% of the people you came across (either by face or first name)?Sweet fuck no. I keep to myself and don't follow up. I could name more dogs than people.
>>34385696Nothing my skin is getting bad again and I don't know why. I had a cookie yesterday and now I regret it
>>34385700Bingo
You enjoy games of chance? I like blackjack but only when nothing is at stake.
>>34385694>did people know you?I mean I was only a kid at the time but yeah sorta lol, everyone knew everyone
>>34385699kek
GenderHow do you deal with burnout?
>>34385701true, it's a travesty to make moms go to work, they should be able to look after their own children instead
>>34385670>>34385683Sure thing, Lorax. Speak for the trees.Pretty much go the gender you have the most experiences as.
>>34385688MBitches be trippin
>>34385707LMAAOOOOOOO JKLWKRHKSUGDJLYEGOIWEHOIWLKhPIDHLKHJFLJFHB
>>34385713you do neither lmao
>>34385717and you know that how?
>>34385673A heart attack-ack-ack?You outta know by now.
>>34385714:) thx. id say mine are more akin to womens since i was raised as one.
That really got me giggling Lmao wow. Omg
>>34385706You’re such a bundle of nerves
>>34385674desu I should just stop posting here lol. I always come back because I have no friends or anyone to talk to IRL. but really it's just a matter of willpower desu. I need to get more comfortable with myself and talking to the cats. what kind of stuff are you growing in your garden? enjoy your stargate episodes man and have a chill week.
>>34385716At this point it's not really surprising, there's always someone worse than you. Be glad you're not like her
>>34385693>>34385700Swiss?Awoooga!
>>34385722No I'm not
>>34385602Nope, but anyone who's a whore has had sex.
>>34385712MBurnout was not found to be different from depression, so you treat them the same way. You have to address why you feel down then basically give yourself a pep talk, then start small again and get your confidence back a little, which starts a knock on effect in the right direction again
>2 hours a day
Not now sweetie, mommy has to go semi anonymously bully young women online
What is it about atoga that attracts single mothers that'd rather post their nudes for strangers and shitpost for hours a day on 4chan than take care of their kids? We have bv and Swiss and a couple others I'm sure.
>>34385730writing a post takes 30 seconds max, you don't have to lurk here constantly to check in every now and then
>>34385724It's just funny because she was on here acting like shes better than me
>>34385734Girl this is cope
>>34385735She's a narcissist. She thinks she's better than everyone.
>>34385736my condolences, it must be frustrating to be a slow reader and writer
>>34385722I think it's normal to be upset that you don't look good
>>34385735Yes sweetheart, mentally ill narcissists, main demographic here, tend to do that quite a bit. Most people are full of shit.
>>34385723Yes, probably should. But only if you have an alternative in place (your cats don't count)Room mates perhaps. And believe me, I don't fucking like socialising either. It's a chore. But it is important. You'll get odd> what kind of stuff are you growing in your garden?Loads of potatoes. And broad beans this year in one bed because I've exhausted the soil. It should fix the nitrogen. I put in some farmyard manure too with it and i'll mulch the beans into it. And then i'm growing green beans too. Might grow cabbages also, and tomatoes in the greenhouseYou got any hobbies?
>>34385739>>34385734Hi
>>34385738Funny
>>34385694>I can't imagine the noise levels as they pass/stayIt's not that bad. We have basically one main road and the beach is next to that road, that's where most people stick to. Look up Tawas City and East Tawas, I won't say which one I live in, but that's where I live.
>>34385744sup
>>34385746I'm coming to Tawas and finding you
>>34385746Looks cozy, and thanks.
Why did you stay in academic locales so long, writing fag papers?
>>34385731Can you fucking imagine lol
Why do you think these people fed you diuretic drugs to make you pee and then forced you to strip naked and piss in bottles and jars, while they masturbated and watched with their cold, dead eyes? The expression on their faces when they tugged on their penises? That was not human. These people are monsters.
>>34385754wym. I don't have to imagine
>>34385743>your cats don't countwhy not? I have great times with them>Room mates perhapsI'm amicable with them and force myself to talk to them sometimes but I don't like them>it is importantto each their own but I disagree. I feel like trying to be social with normies just made me more odd desu>potatoes, broad beans, green beans that sounds lush and very healthy, do you ever use them in cooking?>cabbages and tomatoesyeah you should, they're not too hard to grow desu, we had many years ago>hobbies not really these days, I just try to survive. writing some music rn though. should get back to movie tho.thanks for chatting anyways you're very sweet. but yeah you're right posting here is a total waste of time desu. I just need more self-discipline so I don't have to talk to normies anymore. everyone says to "bee yourself" but nobody likes yourself and it's just exhausting.
>>34385757>>34385754Imagine no religion
>>34385742Except you and me right
>>34383967Balding. I think bald men are cute and men with a full head of hair are good-looking too, but when a man is balding i get the strange urge bubbling in my chest to just yank and pluck the stragglers.>>34385435Expert.>>34385410Constantly. Its really exhausting. Parties, university, out on the street. I dont even drink so i just ask for whatever i think my friends want. That or I just say im a man and they fuck off.
Need a Swiss GF.
>>34385760I hate that song lol
>gender>look in the mirror, how many chins do you see?
Do you think this man posts on 4chan, possibly on the /atoga/ thread even?
>>34385766FI'm not fat so one.
would you a woman who grew up with no mom and who for that reason (well more like because of the consequences of it, like not knowing how to act around other women) is insecure and likely will always be insecure? more specifically that she isn't feminine and lacks some kind of feminine essence all other women have, and this affects things like being monotone and just not understanding how to act seductive, girly, or fun in general. on top of all this i feel like i have a masculine almost teenage boy type of voice.
>>34385767No, pedophiles post on /b/.
>>34385769MNo, but only because I'm equally damaged and I think you can't have a double negative
>>34385767harming children is not pedophilia
>>34385761Yep. We may be mentally ill narcissists but we're mentally ill and narcissistic inna different way and that makes us based and correct.
>>34385773Yes, it is.
>>34385771And /g/
>>34385772fair lol
>>34385758>why not? Well I mean they are cats>I'm amicable with them and force myself to talk to them sometimes but I don't like themWell if you don't have anyone else to talk to then you got to practice with them. We all need to socialise, even if just to keep our skills warm because it's an importent skill in life. That's the way I see it. I'm not to great at it either, but I practice just enough so I don't become odd>that sounds lush and very healthy, do you ever use them in cooking?Yeah of course. That's why I grow them. The best thing about growing potatoes is you can get varieties that you can't get in the shop which can be betterI've arran victory variety this yearOk man, nice talking to you. Keep writing music, that is good. I believe in you
>>34385659MThere's 15k people here but I'm also 30 minutes away from a metropolis so Idk if that counts. It's a pain in the ass to do anything regularly because of how much I'd be driving.
Why do women wear flip flops and sandals in public if they don't want men to get erections and goon to the sight of their bare feet?
>>34385683Oh. Well just be yourself.
>>34385775when was the last time you harmed someone you supposedly love in a depraved manner then
>>34385784Indian?
>>34385774Yea
Women, thoughts on men who get you on your own and whisper in your ear in that baritone?
>>34385782I live in a town that size but the nearest metro is a little over an hour away. There’s pretty much nothing interesting to get up to here. There’s one park worth visiting, twenty churches I don’t want to attend, a gun range and four shitty bars
>>34385778Out of interest how are you coping with the rest of your life?
>>34385787
>>34385780>Keep writing music, that is good.lol thanks, I wouldn't say it's "good", it's just something I feel I have to do>>34385780>That's why I grow themthat's awesome <3 and yeah I'm sure your home grown taters are better than the shop ones lolyou have a good mentality <3 it's good to try keep up social skills and relations>I mean they are catswhat are you implying lool>just enough so I don't become oddthat's the issue for me. everyone IRL already thinks I'm crazy lol. I already am a social outcast. I have nothing to lose. I wish these people would just fucking leave me alone.normies have a go at you when you avoid them, then they have a go when you socialise with them and say weird stuff. I just fucking hate them all desu.I should just focus on making money so I can eventually buy my own place and become a proper recluse. bc it's hard to be a real recluse when you have roommates.
>>34385790When women sing, forest friends approach.
>>34385790nag but I did this on a crowded train recently
>>34385789So yeah just take nothing here seriously and be thankful that some of them wear nametags so you can disregard them off the bat.
>>34385787Pedophiles don't love children. They molest, rape, and abuse them.
>>34385799I'm not good at that. Sometimes even a broken clock is right
>>34385803Broken clocks are usually wrong though
Women ITT, do you really hate manlets or are you just using us to "get back at men" for some of them saying something on the internet?
>>34385793not well, but i embrace it.
>>34385805>not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weaknesseh I think those are the reasons for me lolthere's nothing left for us in this world. weak people like us should be dead
I need to get someone pregnant.
>>34385803Take it with a mountain of salt at the very least, assume it's wrong until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt
>>34385801when was the last time you molested, raped, and abused someone you felt sexually or romatically attracted to
I can't stop dreaming about starting my own business and the grind of staying up late, moving out of my parent's house, just grinding away at something and then walking to a place to get a slop dinner at 2am and doing that every day. Fuck, should I do it?
>>34385790never happened to me. if it did i think i might just think something like, too obvious.
Do you prefer rustic camping or glamping? Or maybe you're a psycho and prefer bushcraft camping. State gender
>>34385808I hate people who make their body insecurities their entire personality, male or female. Interpret that as you will.
>>34385812I will simulate you getting someone pregnant. I am going to masturbate you. And then I am going to blow job your penis. I am going to suck your cum.
>>34385808the new standard shifted to 6'2, FYI.
>>34385812do you have good genes?
>>34385820>>34385822Im a manlet and I don't care about my height, i've been short all my life, i'm used to it but it disappoints me to read this. Being told that i'm getting dismissed because i'm assumed insecure. It makes me sadI hope it's a joke
>>34385824You can tell I do from looking at my bare feet. Seeing my feet will either make you want to pee. Or it will give you an erection. Your penis will become erected. If you have no penis, you will long for my big toe against your clit.
>>34385824I might. I’m pretty handsome.
>>34385820What do you think of men who advertise that they're tall?
>>34385828never reproduce>>34385829handsome how?
>>34385813I take advice from you guys a lot
>>34385659MNo, it's a small city of about 100k, but I grew up just outside New York so every one of my friends thinks I live in the sticks.
>>34385831I don't care, because I'm not a height queen.
>>34385821>>34385824Euro F?
>>34385833In the face.
>>34385831nta but tall men who talk/brag about being tall are the most embarrassing things. i had one for a coworker and when i left, he tried to start texting me (i ignored him).
>>34384706what draws you so strongly to white men
>>34385816I had an idea like this too we all have. Depends if it's a good idea and you actually have the skill to pull it off.
>>34385836I see. Advertising your height is neutral for some men, negative for others.
Dreamt about her again award
State gender, could to do monotonous karaoke for close to 4 hours?
>>34385845What was the dream?
>>34385846Just play Guitar Hero or Rock Band.Sheesh.
>>34385846What's the difference between karaoke and monotonous karaoke? And am I singing nonstop or just grabbing the mic every few songs?
>>34385847Holding hands and walking around in the sun through some sort of huge garden or park
>>34385834Yeah but you have to be discerning, there are a LOT of really shit opinions masked as advise, you have to trust your gut and know bullshit when you see it
>>34385845I also dreamt about himPretending he must have dreamt about me at least once
>>34385854anon is just bitching about the neighbors having some fun again
>>34385841I'd say it's a good idea and I have the skills to pull it off. I just don't know how I'm going to market it because I have no connections
>>34385857What are some shit opinions you've seen here?
>>34385526Yes if they can manage to hold a pleasant conversation with me I'm more likely to let them text me than some dude who walks up to me while I'm picking out eggs who says he likes my hair and asks for my number. The thing about venue for me is it's rude to assume I'll stand there and talk to you for 20 minutes while I'm grocery shopping but if we're both expecting to be at this bar until 11 and the band hasn't even come on yet sure go ahead and try to talk to me. I'm still going to run away but I respect one of those approaches far more than the other.
>>34385857Oh man
Here is to you Vivaldi.
I’m so sad for what she’s become
>>34385845I had three dreams about her in the last month. In the first we were raising a kid who looked just like us both, in the second we were on a date in a restaurant on a sunny afternoon and she was sipping a drink and smiling at me, and last night I dreamed we were at the beach talking about what we wanted out of life. No offense to her but I wish my brain would stop doing that.
>>34385867what has she become?
>>34385859What’s he like and what was the dream
>>34385752Nobody in academia writes on fag papers.
>>34385539What?
>>34385867She was always like this.
>>34385851I can hear it through my music. I can't turn it up any louder lest I damage my already compromised hearing>>34385854>karaoke and monotonous karaoke?Same song, same key, same techniques same sound same everything. It's like a constant whale call with none of the grace or elegance >singing nonstopYep
>>34385659FA hamlet at best. We are 1600 population but it’s spread out all over the place. Our grocery store is a barn. I feel like I know most people here, at least by family name or homestead.
Who remembers the iconic moment of internet rap beef history in 2018 when 6ix9ine pulled up to O Block and no niggas was outside?
why do some big dick dudes want sph?
>>34385819FI guess it depends? If I'm traveling and camping instead of hotels to save money I'd rather glamp out of my car but if I'm going camping to go camping I'd take my backpacking gear which is pretty minimal.
>>34385862The worst is probably health advice or relationship advice with zero context on their relationship. I can't recall exactly because I usually just dismiss them immediately >>34385865What, not hard to do
I transferred to a school/city with mega uggos. Like all the dudes are fat af and have no shame. Where I came from, the fat dudes were running with the hotties to lose weight and that in itself was hot, but not here. They're proud of their fat bellies at 24 because the mental chicks here just don't care. Should I try to find a hot bf at the gym? My uni's gym is full of ugly dudes so idk, I thought maybe a private gym or something, but I want to avoid old dudes. But also, is this creepy for dudes? I don't want to creep on someone, especially if they have a gf. I would just either hope they come up to me or I'll be like 'how do i program the treadmill' or something. I'm also in like a horny episode rn and would appreciate advice on how to mitigate the SEXSEX alarm going off in my head. I was thinking of getting a dildo. If I do, will a guy later be able to tell I'm still inexperienced? I guess he will if I'm a bad kisser lol but if I can sit on his dick he can just think I'm like some slut? Or if I tell him I have a dildo he'll think I'm gross too? I would judge desu because all the girls I knew in hs with dildos were pretty sexual but I just need to get off really bad and its affecting my life, so idk
how do i become able to banter/shoot the shit as a girl? i have no friends since middle school and barely any social skills, but i look up to people (most of whom are men) i've met who are able to banter and wish i was like them. it honestly looks like the most amount of fun you can have socially when i've observed guys bantering with each other. currently i feel like i'm just too shy, polite, and "nice" basically.give advice.
>>34385881They just like it when women are mean.
>>34385880I don’t remember this, but I remember immediately realizing I’m no longer the target audience for hip-hop when that guy blew up. I remember him from before he was rainbow colored
>>34385878That's actually very interesting.The barn thing, especially.
>>34385873Most dissertations that take a critical theory approach are fag papers.
>>34385881idk but i'm a big dicked dude who likes small penis adoration. there's something hot about a woman telling a guy she thinks his dicklet is cute.and riding it anyway.
>>34385867J.K. Rowling? I fully agree. Her weird obsession with the trans genders is unhealthy.
>>34385885moid hands
>>34385889If you were in Chiraq, would you pay respects to King Von and kiss the Block?
>>34385819MRusting camping I guess, which I previously thought was just called camping. Haven’t been in years, though.
I will have my own orchestra one day and they will play what I want whenever I want.
>>34385891But not written on fag paper.
>>34385859Oh come on. You can’t say this and not gush a little here
>>34385899I'm not in an orchestra but I can learn can I work for you please?
>>34385903One day.
>>34385867She doesn't need pity
>>34385897Probably not, no.
>>34385886Talk back to your boyfriend and see what happens.
>>34385905Thank you I will train for that day
>>34385899I can offer you my services of poorly playing clarinet for like $20 an hour if you're desperate and really that committed.
>>34385766FOne>>34385808My boyfriend is short and I think hes a michaelangelo come to life>>34385819Glamping is just an ideal wooded life camping is a nice trip>>34385826I dont think this applies to you then dwdw>>34385892Thats actually really sweet aww
>>34385869>No offense to her but I wish my brain would stop doing that.Why is your brain doing it then
>>34385911Corn-fed hands.
>>34385913She was a pooner at one point you know
>>34385910One day
>>34385913wait thats crazy how did you know djsksbdn yes im former trailer trash from the country>>34385914no?
I had dreams about her during the night and during the day
>>34385914LULZ... I see.
Take her on a hike so her bush gets all sweaty
>>34385886Your dad was supposed to teach you this.Don't think of it as being mean you don't want to make fun of things people are actually insecure about. Only rib people about things you like about them.
>>34385899I’ll play the French horn for you very, very poorly if you buy me lunch.
>>34385884>What, not hard to doWhen I'm desperate for guidance, it is
>>34385907Would you kiss the Blarney Stone in Ireland?
>>34385872Basically a friend of a friend i don't actually "know" personally, but he makes me feel lots of things whenever i've been around him. I can't even describe how cool he is . And of course he is also an eternal bachelor for like 10 years now apparently. But he also always acts so gentlemanly around me.
>>34385917Same, I’m constantly thinking about her
>>34385914the one who married a somalian?
>>34385924My mom says they clean it after every person but I don't trust it I'm not getting herpes from a rock
>>34385924Yeah.
*is*
>>34385928I thought that was bluebalkirie
Okay fine whatever i was a pooner idc
>>34385908no bf, i do have one ex but i feel like i always "lost" when there was even a super small argument because i wasn't nearly as quick or clever with my words, and eventually felt like nothing matters
>>34385934No you weren't.
>>34385894How's she obsessed lol? She's just based. It's her fans that are weird tranny apologists
>>34385922The blind leading the blind. You don't wanna end up worse off than you are
>>34385920that is a good rule of thumb, thx anon.
>>34385937bruh i cant win with you people
>>34385934whats a pooner?
>>34385942What do you mean “you people”?
One thing I dislike about most modern women is that they nitpick everything men do and try to say the behaviors of certain men are representative of all men, while ignoring how much men do for them everywhere all the time like building and maintaining their roads, growing their food, giving them electricity, etc.
>>34385933kek no. rule breaker is racist af
>>34385943A fierce manlet ally
>>34385846Deffos>>34385834You shouldn't desu>>34385819Neither>>34385769Yeah that doesn't matter at all hun
>>34385942Oh hell naw
>>34385934JH x SwissH-Hot.
>>34385912She's not the main reason I've been stressed out of my mind for the last month, but she's one of them. I had hopes she'd give me a reason to push through the tough times, so maybe that's why my brain keeps doing it.
>>34385939:| Don't you give me advice
>>34385943A reverse trap
>>34385956huh? ftm tranny?
>>34385947VERY...Thta's why she keeps changing her name, and IP, lmao.
>>34385945>t. hates wahmen even though he's a mammas boy and was pamperedEvery time.
>>34385953>she'd give me a reasonLike what?
A moment for your self. Nobody else.
>>34385945This. I answer women's questions on /atoga/, therefore they owe me sex.
>>34385945Men: Not all men rape and murder! Why do you foids want us to take collective responsibility for all the bad men!?Also Men: Us men built and maintained all the roads and grew your food. Oh I didn't personally, but I want to take collective responsibility for it.
>>34385949???
>>34385960Definitely not a mamma's boy lol, I hate her and don't really talk to her anymore.
Hi mum.
>>34385743Also I think my roommates are lowkey annoyed cause they just made dinner and I said I'm tired and going to bed (it's past 10pm here tbf). I mean I'm not hungry and I don't want to ruin their night. I'll see you tomorrow or whenever bro, happy stargate and gardening <3I'm seeing my mom in 4 days and really nervous desu. I'm sure it'll be great when I'm there and my mom is the few people I get along well with but still I'll need to act semi-normie for a few days and just don't want to fuck it up.I don't even know how I'm going to get another job desu. I feel like I've forgotten how to act normal
>>34385964Lmaoo it's the weak men who never achieved anything who always feel the proudest of what actual men built.
>>34385962That's what I'm doing later this week to celebrate April 2nd!
I was rly abt to larp for a bit but i just had to say something abt manlets. I cant help it i love them so much. Look at how muscle sits on short men. Its just impeccable.
>>34385972me too i love short kings sis
>>34385972Short stubby moid fingers typed this post
A most wonderful day this has been ladies. I shall slumber soon and take the memory of you with me and store in a precious gold chest.
>>34385964You realize faaaar more men are in blue collar jobs than they are rapists, right? Are you really going to be this disingenuous and act like this is a legitimate argument?
Can you hear the tears falling?
>>34385955Well yeah but the rule still applies and to be fair I'm not sure if you ever take mine anyway
I don't know my height.
>>34385977You don't get to pick and choose collective responsibility. If you want collective responsibility for all the male farmers and blue collar workers, then you're also getting collective responsibility for the rapists and wife beaters.
>>34385976That chest is full of unused mega-elixirs, smelly cheese-wheels, and 5 pairs of soiled loincloths.
>>34385972>Look at how muscle sits on short menLike babies?
>>34385969Women do the same thing with motherhood. 50% of women are going to be single and childless in a few years, yet you hear feminists go on and on nonstop about how hard it is to be pregnant or a mom and how everyone has a mother and blah blah blah. Same shit.
State genderWhich style do you think would fit a girl for all her 20s?I used to be goth/alt, but I feel like a poser. I also don't like the implications of the style and I don't think it fits me.I have dark hair, brown greenish eyes and olive skin. Maybe natural colors would suit me better, but I was thinking like tailored pants, Mary Janes, blue and purple. Like professional, modest and more modern than vintage. If not maybe I could dress dark academia. Can you anons help me pick a style?
>>34385961It's a lot easier to get through hard times when you're doing it for someone else, and when there's someone who cares about you at your side cheering you through it.
>>34385985No? How short are you thinking lol>>34385986Barely any men worthy of fatherhood
>>34385986Everyone does have a mother, based brainlet. Doesn't mean you'll ever make anyone into a mom though kek
>>34385990I don't know what you look like or what your personality is, the most guys can do here is dress you up like their personal fuckdoll. Just be yourself.
>>34385990You were tbe anon who tried to guess characteristics the other day right lolIdk wear whatever you like and you don't need a single "style". Thought some natural colours going into spring could be nice, else "dark academia" sounds cool
I am going to save up for a piano or violin.
>>34385979I think I do
>>34385993Under 5'7
>>34385997Do it, anon! I bought a nice Yamaha keyboard last month and it was totally worth it. I suck but I have fun figuring out how to play melodies from songs I like.
>>34386000i dont think ur a woman then desu i think ur a seething 5'11" dude Its always the 5'10"-5'11" dudes
>>34385945What a guy can't be a rapist and an excellent electrician at the same time? I'm not really understanding your argument.
>>34385995The thing is if it were up to me I'd dress like a hobo or a lesbian. I want to project a certain image: be cool and appealing to my bf without looking slutty.bf wanted me to be coquette but I am pushing 21 and it feels stupid. I also am not much femenine.I have this stupid urge to make the aesthetic of my life cohesive. I am studying CS.
>>34385965What are you confused about ;_;>>34385572>just stop caring. SimpleBased, I wish it was that easy though lol, and that I could just stop caringWell I still have a lot of alcohol and pills so I can black out in the morning at least, goodnight <3
>>34386003He wants collective responsibility for the good things men have done that he personally hasn't done but not for the negative things.
>>34386002I'm a 5'4 man so it's easy to mistake me for a woman, when short men get buff they look like babies thanks to their proportions. I wish I was 5'11 then I wouldn't gaf.
>>34385996Yes, I am hehe.I gave up on lowercaps, they make texts harder to read.Yeah, maybe I could dress like a librarian.I need to figure it out because I want to acquire a really simple minimalist capsule closet with good quality items and sell my shitty polyester black clothes.
>>34386004>bf wanted me to be coquette but I am pushing 21 and it feels stupidomg i knowww like jfc im a grown woman why tf would i dress up like a toddler you pedophilic weirdo>>34386008Thats my bfs height and he doesnt look like a baby at all hes v v handsome
i want my face back
>>34386004Try asking on /lgbt/. There are threads for trannies such as yourself seeking fashion advice.
>>34385890Why build a store when we have unused barn. Our local hairdresser is in their own house. They got one chair, it’s actually quite busy. How’s your town/city?
>>34386012Yeah I can tell exactly what you're like, this is the kind of woman that "likes short guys"
>>34385414>people that know what they are capable of but choosing not to act on it are trustworthy people, not the ones claiming to be le good boySo, someone who desperately wants to rape women but chooses not to is necessarily more trustworthy than someone who doesn't ever want to rape women, behaves kindly, and thinks that his kind actions are kind and honestly talks about them?Cool story bro.You've got a real balanced sense of moral values there.It kind of reminds me of a reptile that claimed he was better than Jesus because Jesus never had to quit cocaine and stop being a scummy drug addict.
>>34386017Tell me abt myself then baby :)
>>34385982Holy shit, you're not even trolling. You're actually this retarded. 40% of men are blue collar including my entire family, and you think it's a similar path of logic to say all men are rapists because less than 2% of men rape.
>>34385998Really. Do you even remember it. I feel like most people just nod along and forget laterAnd it's just stuff that works for me, I have no idea if it'll work for you. I'm actually a little afraid to give advice on the chance I'll make it worse
I'M NOT YOUR FRIENDI'M NOT YOUR LOVERI'M NOT YOUR FAMILYYEAH
>>34386020ntaIf you have to virtue signal about what a kind and wonderful person you are, you're not actually kind and wonderful.>>34386023>Calling out someone's blatant logical fallacy is somehow trollingCool story bro
>>34386009Librarian is a cool style lolI guess you can sell some stuff you're not interested in wearing anymore Well with spring coming you could try some more colours. I wouldn't limit yourself to a specific "style" tho. But maybe the cool academic look will suit you
>>34386014Do I give out tranny? Not the first time someone here takes me for a tranny.
I am a Force of Nature. I am. I will. I can.
>>34385997I got the piano. Lifes not yet perfect but it seems to be a piece to the perfect life for me.
>>34385994>Everyone does have a mother,And? Are you her? No? Then shut the fuck up and stop taking credit for what another woman did.
>>34386027Thank you, maybe you are right
>>34386022Crazy bitch with issues
>>34385870Bitches, is it an ick?
>>34385990Dark anything. Be reasonable. Choose fabric cuts and styles that suit YOUR lifestyle and be creative but pragmatic within that; don't follow trends. Limitations breeds creativity. Namaste.
>>34386013Pretty sure it’s still there
>>34386029You go, anon.
>>34385990Pick the clothes you like. You don't have to adhere to one or any specific style.
>>34386037Thank you, this is awesome advice. I don't wanna go for the dark girl look anymore, tho. I feel like it's cliché.
>>34386038Literally just don't care
>>34386013And yet it's always forward. Curious.
Oh no! My Spanish Flea! It has broken free!
>>34386037>>34386040>>34386044Why do I get the feeling that you're like 15
>>34386031And? Still denying reality? Grow the fuck up bitch
>>34386042Be yourself. But dark clothes are stain tarnish resistant.
>>34385572Tbh I'm just upset with myself that I couldn't even go one week sober lol. I was good all week then basically been on a bender since Friday night. But at the same time my life's shit regardless, what does it matter. Maybe you're right and I should simply stop caring altogether.>>34386036What a blackpill if not moid hands kek
>>34386046I'm an unc man-child.
>>34386026Why do women love this "If you defend yourself against our accusations then that's just evidence of your guilt!" tactic so much? I noticed you guys do it a lot. Calling out someone for their logical fallacy, while committing one is pretty funny.
>>34386041A capsule closet is a really limited amount of good quality minimalist clothes, easy to combine. Instead of buying loads of crap, I want to stick to a style for my 20s to save money and stop worrying about buying clothes/my looks. Maybe it is stupid.
>>34386049My assumption is a moidonculus projecting his humiliation fetish, yes.
>>34386035Hmm... I suppose in the past i was a crazy bitch but ive really mellowed out. What can i say? I had a rough life. Now i got a degree from a nice school and a loving relationship. Im content!Honestly manletanon I think youre a little too judgemental of others, you seem a little bitter and faulty yourself, so why not accept others faults?
>grrrrrrrr>>grrrrrrrrrrr
Women how would you feel if your man dressed better than you
>>34386047The reality is that you're a childless womanchild coping with cats and wine.
Women why did that girl post orange bush on /adv/
>>34386052>Why do women love this "If you defend yourself against our accusations then that's just evidence of your guilt!"That's a strawman of what I said. I never accused you of anything. All I said is that if you have to virtue signal about how kind and wonderful you are, then you're not actually kind and wonderful. This goes for both men and women.>>34386057Fantastic. I hate how common place unkempt neckbears are.
Work on subtle things.
Hello Woman.
>>34386057 I don't give a fuck about clothes. I mean, in my ideal world, I'd dress like a hobo. I just want to figure it out so I can forget about it for a while.
>>34386065Repulsive. Or ick as they say.
>>34386063Hello saar
A pedophile has peed on his face.She is the reason a man was sodomised on video, sodomised to death and bled from the anus, when she was working for the government. And then she went on TV afterward and made a statement defending the abuse, and then she went on TV and said "we saw, we came, he died." Evil fucker.
>>34386068Sarma
he looks hot irl and in my memories but when i try looking up pics of him online (there are a couple floating around even though he doesn't use social media i think) he looks like an actual gremlin in them.tfw can't even e-stalk properly him bc he looks so weird in pictures and there are so few of them as well
Season premiere of His Zesty Majesty tonight! I know the girlies are watching, but are there any other guys into it too?
>>34386067Why? Fashion is just being a poser. I'm trying to figure out which pose to acquire.
>>34386024I'm trying to chill out more and idk if it was you but gently scrub my face twice a week
>>34386073Fashion is who you are.
>>34386072FI don't even know what that shit is.
>>34386055>ive really mellowed out>loving relationshipYou shove things up his ass and humiliate and degrade him, you're constantly worried he'll never propose to you, you literally have bpd. Don't gimme that shit, you're still plenty fucked. >why not accept others faults?What does this even mean. Judgement is good. Just because I'm flawed doesn't mean I have to welcome every crazy asshole with open arms.
>>34386071lol. How many times have you seen him irl
>>34386058hilarious cope from a manchild who was born to be an eunuch, complete genetic waste lmao
>>34386024>I'm actually a little afraid to give advice on the chance I'll make it worseAnd that might happen no matter what I do so might as well try something that makes sense
>>34386053Not at all stupid. I'm not saying to buy loads of crap. I'm saying get a few nice things that appeal to you, and whatever you pick will combine into your style.
Infernal Galop! RIDE WITH ME /ATOGA/! RIDE RIDE
I am going to tickle your taint.
>>34386057sure, idc
>>34386024Really, as long as you're not dishing out shitty advice like "trust the process", "work on yourself", "be yourself", and "go with the flow" whatever you say can't be any worse than that.
>>34386076So you think your dresses. makeup and high heels define who is inside? Pathetic. Fashion is nothing but a costume.You can wear whatever stupid expensive brand you like, but inside you will still be some bitch.
>>34385990FNo idea I don't know you or your vibe/personality. You're supposed to pick what you feel confident and optionally attractive in and make sure it suits your lifestyle.
>>34386082Yeah, that's good advice. Thanks.
>>34386079Lots of times. at least 10.
Does she know how I feel?
>>34386087What he means is it's an expression of yourself you stupid bitch
>>34386080>lmaoYeah, you're mad. Go take another SSRI, it will be alright.
>>34386087I'm a man. And the way you present your self, aka being well dressed reflects your mentality. If you don't care for your outward looks which is a bare minimum I can assume you don't care for much. I bet your hair is greasy and your face looks like a pizza.
>>34386091Nta but just take pictures of him
34386095Xer, this is 4chan. Take your meds next time before visiting.
>>34386098Noo don't do that lol haha
>>34386057Like a hobo, or maybe a toddler. Idk it'd make me feel stupid somehow. Not that he shouldn't do it. If I can't keep up that's a me problem.
>>34386078Kinda rude desu its all consensual and enthusiastic. Its not like i believe all short guys should get pegged, just my short guy lol
When I say "all women are whores" I don't mean all women are whores, good women will realize I am not talking about them and shut up.
>>34386074That was me how clever. How are those two things going>>34386081Yeah but I don't want it to be because of me you know, because then I feel responsible for the result.
>>34386089Thanks for say so.
>the new inceks talk exactly like whiny feminists from 2014Ngl they're even whinier actually, I miss when incels weren't just glorified women.
>>34386087Nta>define who is insideWell no but people are going to make assumptions about what's inside based on what I have on outside. When I care about people making the correct assumptions I care about fashion.
>>34386109Bitch! *pulls your hair and scratches you*
>>34386109>the new inceks
>>34386111This is exactly how they act outside of the screen lel.
I skinned one of my knuckles moving furniture men this is your fault
>>34386105What I'm saying is this is the type of woman that's into short guys, normal healthy women are into taller guys because that's how it's supposed to be.
>>34386098i wishh
>>34386109Horesshoe theory is real.
apping my gf in the face while she’s riding me cowgirl style and cumming all over me>realize that she’s a good tradcath girl and I should probably be nicer to her If god wanted us to be together then he wouldn’t let me beat the living shit out of her on a daily basis
>>34386096Haha. No. I am thin, neat, have clear skin, and my hair smells nice. I care about my health and hygiene. I am just really against consumerism and the stupid obsession people have over looks.I just despise the value people put into aesthetics nowadays, as if the intrinsic value of things is determined by how they make them feel. People lack morals and are worried more about putting some play than actually relevant stuff.
>>34386116Dude... Thats actually just really sad that you think that and im sorry. Youre way too self hating. I was a little irked but now i just kinda wanna hug u.
>>34386116Rude
>>34386120People have always put value into aesthetics wyo
>>34386118>open /atoga/ for the first time in a week>pic rel is literally gay interracial sex The incel to tranny pipeline is real
>>34386120Alright Tina Durden
>>34386120I guess my ex-best friend's obsession with her looks and the amount of fashion content on social media made me hate it. Maybe I am wrong, but it currently feels like a burden. aproblem I need to solve so I can forget about it.
>>34386129Taylor actually
>>34386124It's true, it's the same with guys who like mommy shit, something went wrong in their life that fucked up their development and now they want a caregiver instead of a partner. Nothing I said was wrong.
it's confirmed, catholic women are kinkier than me
Have to shave again
>>34386133Were you never aware of the horny Catholic schoolgirl trope?
>>34386135Gooners and trannies are, yes, which is good
>>34386127This is true, in the past we were crushing up arsenic and plastering it all over our lips. I get what anons saying though. I miss the health/body positivity of the 2010s though it got a little delusional at times.>>34386132I think you just need to give urself and others a break. Your thinking is too determinist and irrational. Life is far too complex and far, far too short to be so full of fear and judgement.
>>34386134I shave every second day. Takes no time and I like it.
>>34386127I know, but I feel like everyone aspires to some sense of individuality by crafting some shallow persona. Maybe it's just the view I got because of social media, which I recently quit.
>>34386137i kinda thought it was just a porn trope or something. feels like i've failed in some way lol.
>>34386110I know. Maybe I am too self-conscious about what comes naturally to others.
Women, would you rather date a man with a 5ft10 long penis, or a man that’s 5" tall and can swim inside you?
>>34386133Do you like Type O Negative?
>>34386133Oh god yeah catholicism fucked me up now i mortify mens flesh for fun and profit. Only went to catholic primary though.
>>34386133Catholic women?
>>34386149Whichever one has the better face those are functionally the same, useless dick
>>34386150 i like bathory and stuff like that.
>>34386120You will never be as hot as my gf
>>34386026>If you have to virtue signal about what a kind and wonderful person you are, you're not actually kind and wonderful.100% accurate.But not everyone who ever mentions the fact that they have a non-zero level of a virtue is necessarily being deceptive or virtue signaling.This is especially true if it comes up naturally in conversation or is directly related to topic at hand.
>>34386161Based
>>34386165
>>34386149woah wait thats so cuteentomologist gf x 5" bf
>>34386162I am not even trying to be.
>>34386139I don't think you know what you're talking about, there's nothing irrational about what I'm saying, if anyone's irrational it's you. If giving people a break means mingling with people like you I'll keep judging, I don't owe anyone a break for no reason. Most people don't deserve one.
>>34386076Found the AGP troon.
>>34386171Whatever keeps you safe. Youre in my prayers.
>>34386174Nta my fren half the males here are agp troons.
>>34386175Mock me all you want, I'm right, you're crazy.
>>34386178Im not mocking you, im serious. You seem like a caged animal too me, afraid and lashing out. I think a lot of people are just confused.
>>34386179*to sorry im high
Thinking about finding love in dire difficult end of the world situations again
Moids, the #metoo movement has been over with for a while now. Why aren't you making moves on dates? Women are begging you to do this!
>>34386179>im highI can tell, you're the one that's confused. None of that Kumbaya shit you said has any bearing on reality.
Do MILFs like being hit on?
>>34386189idk im like this sober too. Its the weekend. Im chillin vibin trying to reach people, but here you are, so combative and scared. Am i really in the wrong here? You know the answer in your heart. Somewhere
>>34386188I’m shy
>>34386188No they're definitely not begging ME specifically.
I bet people have asked this too many times here but > how to stop being nihilistic af and hating pretty much everyone but fiancé?
>>34386188I am.It's kinda like my personal hot take on cctv surveillance: I'm not doing anything wrong so I am going to keep moving forward, respectfully doing as I please and addressing any issues as they come up.I'm not saying it's perfect for everyone.Anons can argue and lament and cite all the whatever they want.It literally doesn't matter to me.I'm not doing anything wrong. I'll be alright.
How should you react if you mention something about your sibling to someone (same gender sibling), they become extremely surprised and curious about you having a sibling, and start straight up talking in front of everyone about maybe wanting to date this sibling they didn't know existed before this conversation? And then they end the whole thing extremely gracefully by implying your sibling must look hot, before switching topics to something else like it was completely normal.This is actually about someome I was into but my autistic self got scared/intimidated and I haven't resurfaced since.
>>34386188Is that Awkwafina?
Why do you guys keep replying to that shit
>>34386188I learned something from that movement. It was not supposed to be just a temporary thing. It was meant to affect permanent change.If women want to date me they can bloody well ask me out themselves.
>>34386203Lmao
>>34386205भारत वापस जाओ!
>>34385051Why would I want less boobs and ass?Moids really need to stop being pedophiles or just kill themselves already to spare us the work.
if i dont get this job im going to cry so hard ugly cry and start drinking again
>>34386212Please don't Anon
>>34386208this is real life serious shit don't laugh at me.
>>34386199I don't mean I wanna hate my fiancé, I'm just saying I don't hate him.
>>34386212You can afford alcohol?
>>34386203I’d probably rope
How to meet foids in 2027? What do foids do?
>>34386199I think i realized one day that most people are just lost, confused and looking for someone with all the answers. At their core people dont really care about immigrants or trannies or anything really. They just want to survive and for some that leads to in groups and out groups. Hate is easier than admitting that nobody has the answers and were all irrationally fucked up. Maybe why fascism is so enticing for some.
>>34386219LIFE FINDS A WAY>>34386214ill probably just cry and sleep.
>>34386221I'm at panera.
>>34386203I don't know. I think they were awkwardly trying to imply you were attractive to them, perhaps.
>>34386224You sound kinda libtarded but cute. Idgaf about politics desu. I'm just like extremly tired overall and get annoyed by human interaction.
>>34386228liberalism is for pussies im a 3rd-worldist-commie ex-pooner
>>34386205Tik Tok rotted zoomer brains
>>34386228I always forget about the 2bh desu bs
>>34386221sit at home. i used to like exploring forests but now that i kinda live near real wilderness instead of just national parks (euro sized) between cities, i'm too afraid to anymore bc what if there are bears.
To think all of today's height discussion started because I wrote about feeling bad about not being able to have a gf or sexual partner my height.
>>34386203Disgusted is a normal reaction to moids showing their fickle sexuality in public.
>>34386221Foids suck dick. That's what they do. They meet Chad's cock with their throat.
>>34386221I like sleeping, cooking and spending time with my bf. I just leave the house to go to therapy or walk my dog rn.
>>34385051i'm 5'2, 115, 28E tits. i'd say i'm ideal
>>34386233>bsYou’re no fun.
Parents desperately want me to find gf and get married, meanwhile I have a hard time not being emotionally neglectful and would rather be alone. Life is gay.
>>34386245>Life is gay.No u
>>34386236i missed it but, i've dated a man the same height as me (5'2) it was cute and ideal. i no longer date men over 5'10
>>34385051I dunno. I am thin. I have tits I guess. I just hate my body.
Guys. would you give a former slut that has found Christ and is reborn a chance?
>>34386227I mean it was kinda obvious the way everything was worded and the thing about finding them hot but not knowing what they look like or that the sibling even existed 5 mins prior.But honestly going on that type of rant I honestly just got intimidated(saying it in front of several other people too lmaoo) and even told myself I had heard wrong for some time afterwards before I kinda managed to confirm I did not in fact hear it wrong
>>34386193"Be a hippie man" is not an answer. You're not trying to reach anyone you're just delusional. What's wrong with being combative?
>>34386221video games
>>34386246I should be gay.
>>34385051Depends on the man. The perfect one for me is skinny with AA cups
>>34386239That's a man
can you people make me happy somehow? say some fact or whatever to cure my depression so i don't cry to sleep please
>>34386249no. I would give a slut a chance but only if she was still a slut and not religious
>he
>>34386239I wouldn't say disgusted i was just so surprised i told myself for months i must've heard wrong
>>34386254Gay men would love to be neglected.
>>34386225>LIFE FINDS A WAYThen don't worry about the job.
>>34386262I should just ghost everyone in my life and disappear desu *shaves my head bald*
>>34386256Nu uh
>>34386249>has found Christ and is rebornRed flag.
>>34386265I actually did that (except bald), do not recommend.
>>34386267How is this a red flag!?
>>34386251The combative part.
I hope I can be reborn as an orca and shit on ppl at seaworld
>>34386269religious people are annoying, especially ones that are using religion as a weak cope
>>34386272>Replying to bots unironically
>>34386257No, I'm sorry I can't. I wish I could.
Women, when you see a guys just absolutely crushing it like this and having fun and women all over him, does that make you want him more?
>>34386250Yeah. It was an effective way for a character to display interest through dialogue, but socially it was kind of crude and brash, while also being indirect and covert so thus insecure. People are capable of change though. His character could develop further.
>>34386247It's difficult to take this at face value, but I choose to believe you.
>>34386272second this
>>34386273>Replying to me unironically
>>34386272ntaBut I kinda agree with this to a point. Specifically that non-religious people who become religious are some of the most irritating people on the planet.
>>34386269Delusional and annoying. I would rather the slut.
I ate some slightly undercooked beef and now my farts smell like a war crime
>>34386268My friend did that and I sometimes think about similar we were in some aspects. Wonder what she’s doing these days.
>>34386231this is a joke btw communism is too idealistic for me
>>34386276No. Makes me cringe.
>>34386278used to post in here a lot about my love of short men but got annoyed at the demoralization brigade and doomposting. there's at least one short man anon who posts demoralization here like he's paid
Well I'll go to college and I'll learn some big wordsAnd I'll talk real loud, goddamn right I'll be heardYou'll remember the guy who said all those big words he must've learned in college
>>34386284lmfao so real
>>34386270Better than bending over and taking it.
>>34386277only 6 months till the next appearance, i have the chance to ruminate endlessly at least thanks.
>>34386269It’s one thing to convert to Christianity as an adult and another thing entirely to talk about Your Journey and Your Rebirth at length in front of other people.I’m also an adult convert to Christianity but would also be put off by someone gushing about having been born again.
Using a name for the rest of my time here today. I am bored.
WomenDoes YouTube have enough male audio roleplay creators?
>>34386249That's just someone who wants to have her cake and eat it.
>>34386288The thing is, do you want a normal relationship with a short man? There are two other women besides you in /atoga/ who want short men, but they're into shit like pegging and non-monogamy.Short men are looking for women who are *slightly* abnormal (abnormal enough to prefer short men) but not thaaaaaaat abnormal, and it's disheartening when that's the only option.
>>34386294What does it mean.
>>34386284I get those the day after drinking four IPAs :|Farts can be scary
>>34386294Where'd the name come from?
>girls who I matched with on Hinge haven't responded for several daysIs it over? Should I unmatch and move on?
>>34386299Means "faggot attention whore"
>>34386284I get that way when I eat eggs and beans.
>>34386289t. Erasmus Montanus
>>34386300IPAs never agree with my stomach.
>>34386299My dogs name.
My mom is infecting me with anxiety
>>34386307That's rella interesting.
>>34386303You should be wearing it.
>>34386297we're kind of goth/alt, but no not into pegging or polygamy lol. i'm dating a guy who's like 5'5 right now and we're probably getting married, it's been about a year and we've discussed rings and he referred to himself as my future husband today so. rather vanilla and normie lol other than our looks
>>34386308Tell her some guy in the computer said knock it off
>>34386292Gobbless
what about preferring average height men? in my cunt the average height is pretty high but to me like 175cm is ideal. i've noticed at some point guys can just get too tall, and their proportions start to look off in that ayy lmao way. but i still prefer taller than myself ofc. so, average height is the most ideal.
>>34386291I wouldnt want to peg you, i dont enjoy whiny little bitches. My bf takes it like a man.>>34386297?!? im not into non monogamy way too territorial for that. Also, ouch. >>34386312thatll teach er
>>34386253That would be something.
>>34386315to each their own but damn do i not understand the appeal of pegging esp short dudes. i feel like if i was into pegging i would wanna dominate the largest tallest most muscular man i could find just for the feeling of power
>>34386235I mean, it could be worse; there could be HUMAN men out there.
>>34386107Im doing my best to chill out and the scrubbing is fine, idk if it's helping but it feels nice No, I'd be responsible because I did it
>>34386302Never commit to one girl at a time on dating apps because there's a near 0% chance they're committing to one guy at a time.
>>34386308She’s working in my brother at the moment. What is the matter anon?
>>34386311That's wholesome, I hope you two are happy together. Has he talked to you about what it's like to be a short man, or if he has concerns for your future children? I want to know if there's a line where short men can safely discuss insecurities without it falling into "ick" territory.>>34386315The other woman is BlueValkyrie. She likes short men but not enough to be monogamous.
>>34386226I try not to eat bread =(
>>34386297My bf is a bit shorter than me. We are not into pegging and we are monogamous.
>>34386323i mean it's a talking phase, why tf would you commit??
>>34386320Oh ik exactly what you mean and i love that too! I just like sending short kings some love cuz i dont think they recieve it often enough.
>>34386315Took it too literally.
Will you give me belly rubs while I’m cramping anons?
>>34386327How tall are you?
>>34386325ohhh ic ic im not itt often enough to know ppl that intimately srryyy
>>34386331If you’re Her, absolutely
>>34386328Anon asked if he should move on and it sounded to me like he cared too much about a single match, like he'd committed.
>>34386331I won't because I'm not there, I would if you were here.
>>34386333I am 163cm
>>34386331I would brew some tea, set the TV in front of our bed, put on a nice movie, throw the comfiest blanket on top of us, and rub that belly for a couple of cozy hours.
>>34386133In what way?
>>34386338Wow. He is smol. Normally when a couple has a height gap favoring the woman it is the case that the woman is a bit on the TALL side.
>>34386321Idk I'd be marginally more scared of that if i lived in serial killer/violent crime county aka the USA. here it's just dog walkers, and i move so fast in the bushes when walking around anyway that somebody would have to lie in ambush for me in the wilderness in a random bush lol. Bear seems more likely to be an issue than meeting an atogan.
I GET UP JUST ABOUT NOONMY HEAD SENDS A MESSAGE FOR METO REACH FOR MY SHOESAND THEN WALKGOTTA GO TO WORKGOTTA GO TO WORKGOTTA HAVE A JOB
>>34386241That's good. I hope you feel better.
>>34386338DAYUM hes short short then. Im like 194cm and my bf is your height.
>>34386331Of course.
>>34386345xx or xy
think of all the putrid moids with festering, rancid jizz gunk in their bellybutton holes. pathetic!
>>34386341>Wow. He is smol.WTF dude, don't tell her! Maybe she hadn't noticed yet!
54 hours sleep deprivation.
>>34386344Thanks s
>>34386329>short kingsSo patronizing
>>34386347xx started t during puberty before my growth plates were shut and shot up to the ceiling. My sisters 190cm too. Lucky me :9
>>34386325actually he's been pretty successful at picking up girls at bars lol, he talked to me about how he can tell that a woman definitely has no interest in him because of his height, but that never actually stopped him from going home with someone else. he's very charming so he used to be a bit of a slut in his younger days i guess... but he's had other issues with people being violent and running into unsafe situations because he looks like an easy target. regardless neither of us want kids that much so we don't have to worry about short kid problems lol. we talk about everything, though, we're very open to each other
>>34386350I'm mogging. Don't interrupt. I don't get to do this often.
>>34386351Please sleep.
bald kings<3
>>34386351How's it looking
>>34386351Drink A glass of water.
>>34386348>just finished getting the awful jizz smell out of my head after swapping my sheets and using a ton of air freshener>happen to show up ITT right when someone posts this shit
phimosis pimps<3
>>34386325i think realistically if you are going to spend your life with someone, being able to talk with them freely about anything is an important thing to have. and if you can't talk about things you're insecure about without the person judging you, they suck, the relationship is going to be miserable
2bh I giggle a bit when I see short dudes. Lil 5 foot guy waddling around lol
>>34386363eww phimosis dicks r actually kinda gross looking tbhonest sry if u have one
If a random woman compliments me and/or stares at me in public, is it appropriate to introduce myself and ask for her number?
>>34386354>started t during pubertyWhy would you do such a thing?
>>34386362lmfao
M as in Mancy
Should you ever tell a guy he walks like a toddler? I've always wanted to ask but never dared to. He's not short either .
>>34386322>the scrubbing is fine, idk if it's helping but it feels niceThat's good just wait and see, what's your routine rn>No, I'd be responsible because I did itWell I still put the idea in your head so it would be a bit on me too
Today I learned that all blue eyed people are inbred.
>>34386371I'm laughing.
>>34386374I am attracted to inbreds, then.
>>34386368I guess yes?
>>34386369said before she was a pooner
>>34386359do u think short & balding anon ever found clingy gf
>>34386331No sorry
>>34386374You get outbred after like two generations.
>>34386368NAG>complimentsCompliment her back, and if it starts a conversation then ask her out at the end.>staresDoesn't mean anything
>>34386339What movie do you recommend tonight? I had my tea and it’s coming up on eepy time.>>34386335I am a shemale>>34386343Have fun at work
>>34386373I hope it works then I do the scrub monday and friday nights, every day i doouble cleanse at night, moisturize, and now I'm using azelaic acid once a week
>>34386379Yeah but she denied it, so what's going on?
>>34386368No oh my god>>34386369Idk i thought i was ftm but im just non binary. Im happy with the changes and thank god i ripped out my uterus fuck that noise. I look like a yaoi twink but also a milf now. >>34386374I tell my bf this all the time lol poor guy likes evil women>>34386379ye but not everyones here 24/7
>>34386380That's like me. Still looking. I've had them before but I had hair then.
>>34386372You should just because I want to know what happens when you do
>>34386388>>34386389>i thought i was ftm but im just non binary
What is “cold approach”?
>>34386383Tell that to the habsburgs. >>34386376The existence of blue eyes today is only the result of sexual selection. Meaning that old humans just thought they were attractive, as there is no biological reason for a preference for blue eyes. They all come from a single person who had the mutation around 6,000 to 10,000 years ago.
>>34386381not an issue for you my balding king!!
>>34386392real talk he probably has incontinence and wears adult diapers
should i seek a wife before i have a house?
>>34386394Like just approaching a stranger with nothing to break the ice.
>>34386394incel shit dw abt it cupcake
>>34386393How does that work? I haven't gottten to ask an non-binary person before.
>>34386372You shouldn’t, but you should because I want to hear how the guy responds to it. I know exactly what you mean.
>>34386360Almost an adequate substitute for thc gummies.
>>34386372He'll be upset, men do the waddle because they think it looks cool and casual and masculine
>>34386400Get any as you can. Place your bets when you must.
>>34386394Hitting on someone you don't know personally, have no mutual connections with, and haven't previously spoken to. For example, approaching a random girl at a bar and trying to start a conversation with the intent to get her number.
>>34386386>What movie do you recommend tonight?A documentary about underwater life. If your belly makes any noises then you can pretend it was the ocean.
>>34386403doesn't mean anything just calling themselves random shit
>>34386372One time I went on a date witj a guy who walked ahead of me and he would bounce and swing his arms super far with each step
>>34386400I think so. That’s what I’m doing. Well, seeking a girlfriend to then promote to wife.
>>34386385>Compliment her back, and if it starts a conversation then ask her out at the end.Such as nice hair? The girl I was talking to had pretty hair but I'm not sure if that's much of a conversation starter>>stares>Doesn't mean anythingReally? Even if it's for 5 minutes?>>34386389>No oh my godWhy not?
Today I watched an episode of Smiling Friends that reminded me of you. It was about a mad scientist.
>>34386389How did your sister get so tall? She wasn't taking T too, was she?
>>34386386Watch guinea pig mermaid in a manhole plzplzplzplzzzz my bestie showed me it and it was so gorgeousss>>34386417Oh no we just have a really tall family. German or something.
weird crowd on here right now
>>34386419Americans tend to be a bit insane.
>>34386410My uncle likes that movie and he talked about it for an entire dinner. Ended up hating it because of that. Maybe I should watch it, tho.
>>34386398Why the FUCK are balding people like me catching strays over that??
>>34386415This thread isn't very scientific, though.
I didn't go to work for a monthI didn't leave my bed for eight days straightI haven't hung out with anyoneIf I did I'd have nothing to say
Foids, how would you react if your boyfriend ran the handholding test on you in public?
>>34386415Ah God that one makes me uncomfortable but the rotoscoped fight is peak cinema
>>34386426Latina crazy eyes
>>34386426He can let go, not like he’s on leash
>>34386426What test he did it all the time to look at his phone you just hook arms and lead him if you don't want to wait
>>34386425I am sorry. I hope you get better. What is going on?
Either gender, am I supposed to own a king sized bed at this point in my life (I am 30)?
>>34386426I'm sorry, this phenotype does nothing for me. I don't even know why. I just don't like native girls.
>>34386433Im 25 and still sleep in a twin
>>34386387>doouble cleanse at nightWhat's that, you've been doing the scrub for a couple weeks now right? Ever feel like you're doing too much
>>34386355>he used to be a bit of a slut in his younger days i guessDo you think he wouldn't have been one if he were taller?That seems to be the story of short men with game, they can pull short-term relationships but rarely long-term relationships.
>>34386424Nta but i still learn about anons each night, sometimes uncomfortable information.
>>34386426I like holding hands. I'd feel sad. In private too.
>>34386420Am not.
>>34386426I'd obviously just ask if something was wrong.
>>34386433Yes. The bigger the bed the better.
>>34386426I would literally do nothing probably. Just accept his bodily autonomy?? idk be concerned maybe? Ig its a little out of character.>>34386433No just use whatevers most comfortable. Fucking on a twin is terrible tho.
>>34386438It's fun to share weird shit ITT that would be social suicide anywhere else.
>>34386397The habsburgs continually interbred.
My darlingThat's what I want to call herWhile I look into her eyes andShe looks into mine
>>34386436Its just washing twice in a row to get all my make up offI think I'm doing too little. I can't do more because I'll burn my face off but I wish I could do more about the scars. Theyre so bad today
>>34386442No. If you sleep with someone in a small bed you cuddle more and it's cute. When I get married I'll have a small bed I hope.
>>34386433If you ever want to share it, at least buy a queen.You'll wonder why you didn't buy a bigger bed sooner.
>>34386433You can have whatever bed you like or is appropriate for your budget and living situation.
>>34386432All's good, I'm just listening to Modest Mouse and that was the last verse of this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVkE0GxXgQ
Why did "they" take horny women away from us?
>>34386433I don't understand why anyone would want a king.
>>34386446So did people with blue eyes, did you not get the part where I said they are all inbred?
>>34386449No lol
Fucking hate this season of atoga. Old ones were better
I'm all mangled
ugh. took too much caffeine, now i'm wound up as shit. i'm gonna eat someone
>>34386455Brownies are inbred too.
>>34386457What was the highlight of last season for you
>>34386418How does she feel about her size? If you were able to convince your parents to give you T, did she try convincing your parents for medical intervention to close her plates early?
>>34386457sorry
>>34386459eat my ass
>>34386457I'm the lead writer. What could I do to make things better for next season?
How is Clavicular so irresistible to women that he can just swoop in and steal girls like this? 10s can just do anything they want and women are helpless against it?
>>34386457Don't blame me, I'm a legacy character they can't figure out how to write off.
>>34386459Poop.State gender,Does coffee make you poop?
I was found in the garbage. My sister told me that.
>>34386465Quit
>>34386460Not as much. People with blue eyes are like 10% of the population.
>>34386457Fav season?
>>34386466>The Clavicularsexual is backYour husbando shot and killed an alligator. I hope he gets ass raped in a Florida prison.>>34386468FNo not really, I never got where the idea that coffee makes you poop comes from.
>>34386470You are actually your sister's son. She had you when she was very young. She tried to abort you, but her parents just adopted you and pretended you were their son. Its true
>>34386468M,It does.
>>34386468MYes
>>34386474I got it from experience.
>>34386448>I'll burn my face offThat's what I meant by too much yeah, more isn't necessarily better. The products don't heal it they just let it heal too many and yeah you get it. I think it's Always good to keep things simple. >Theyre so bad todayDid the scars get worse or do you just notice them more today
>>34386468MNo
>>34386474Does Florida not have enough alligators?
>>34386475My life a lie
>>34386437no clue, desu. he's had one long relationship besides me but she seemed like a completely abusive psycho. he said after that he purposely chose to hook up with girls that he didn't really like so he could just call them an uber and kick them out when they were done. i'm sure his life would have been different, but i don't know if it would have been better, without getting into too much of the details of his life there was a lot of fucked up shit he had to deal with as a young kid.
>>34386480Which kind of coffee do you have?
>>34386466The way that moid begged is pathetic.
>>34386481Nta No. it clearly has too much of those Calvin guys whatever his name is
>>34386479I don't know they just look so bad. They're deep and make me look so awful
>>34386466>believing staged youtube ragebait
>>34386462I- no? Lol its just not something normal people fixate on. Her boyfriend is the same height and he doesnt seem to mind. it hasnt really negatively impacted her ability to date in the past either desu.>>34386468F Yes omg its so bad
Time to slumber. Love the longer days already. Love the morning. The midnight and everything in between. Love you<3
>>34386468>>34386491This is normal. Caffeine makes the muscles in your intestines work hardher to push out the shit. It's a mild laxative.
>>34386492Good night and sweet dreams.We'll try again tomorrow.
>>34386489brainlet slop
your genitalsdo you have opposing sex siblingsdid you 'experiment' as kids
>>34386461Talking to >her >>34386463Not one person's fault >>34386465Kill off the namefags>>34386467You've gotten pretty tired and played out idk where they're going with you >>34386473Summer/fall 2024
>>34386498They should just give me my happy ending already.
>>34386323Oh believe me I'm not committing to any one girl at any time, as scummy as that sounds.It's just slim pickings where I live and it's not everyday you match with a big titty college girl who isn't a landwhale.Admittedly, I'm probably not using Hinge the way it's intended to be used looking for hookups. I just have no other choices since Tinder is draconian with how it handles censorship and inappropriate content and remaking accounts nowadays
>>34386497PenisNoNoI got diddled by my (male) cousin though
>>34386497Anon if you want to jerk off to incest porn, you have so many options. Why try to fish for jerk off material here?
>>34386464what in tarnation??>>34386468are you bv in disguise? also i just took caffeine, no coffee involved but it did make me poop
Is there even any point trying to looksmaxx when my teeth are chopped? Doesn't matter how fit I get if I can't smile
>>34386506veneers bro. like literally the easiest thing to fix
>>34386488Focus on the more solvable issue right now, the rest of the stuff. Leave the scars for later Do you think makeup makes it worse
>>34386489How is this fucking staged!?
>>34386510Are you retarded anon
Buenas noches o7
>>34386510baffling
>>34386509I know it's so frustrating that every new break out just makes more scars Idk I try not to wear it everyday and I got a really gentle one thats not meant to make it worse but who knows. Sometimes I don't have a choice to not wear it
>>34386499I think they were trying to do some hero's Journey shit but it was too early on and they didn't know how to write you well. So they just kept going on and on and don't know how to resolve you
>>34386506Who chopped your teeth?
>>34386510Movie magic
femanon, whats your catchphrase?
>>34386498>2024I wish I was there. Maybe would have had fucked part of it up tho. It also wouldn't have been legal for me I guess.
>>34386511He's the one who posted it
The calm before the Storm. Funny how all of you will be the first to know minutes before the rage.
>>34386517Me when I ate too much candy and my parents couldn't afford braces when I was a teen
>>34386502how old were you and how old was he>>34386503I want to know if I missed out
>>34386510i assume you're trolling but in case you're a naïve child or idiot: you pay actors to play out a made up situation that will cause idiots to rage because rage = angry comments, comments = views and views = money
>>34386516It sucks because I've been working really hard to give the writers notes on how I think I should end up, but there hasn't been any development in months. I'm stuck in a really sexy limbo.
>>34386523ts deep
Shattered a glass in my bathroom immediately after I took a shower when I was fumbling for the towel, the shrapnel even gave me a cut on me foot, the floor was all wet so I just left it there to dry.Now I'm just holding a shit in because I don't want to clean up wet shattered glass or slice up my feet for a shit.
>>34386523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZG8fkUl-I
Can I namefag too?
>>34386519Either "fuck you", "bite my ass", or "yeh".
>>34386528You're supposed to post before him not after you retard
This clavicular shit actually started to piss me off. At first, I didn't care and thought he was just a retard. Never watched his content other than random reels that would pop on my feed. Still don't watch him or any looksmaxxer. But it's extremely fucking retarded and it pisses me off that other people are starting to follow and do this shit. I understand it started "ironically" because of how insane and degenerate it was. But what the fuck os wrong with people? It's not even funny.
>>34386534fuck fuck fuck im sorry im sorry
>>34386534Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>34386519Splendid
>>34386532I guess so.
>>34386532Sounds fun.
I wanna rub my nose and cheek against hers and whisper sweet things to her. And then kiss her there.
>>34386506Are they gross or just fucked up looking? Some people find janky teeth charming but if they're rotting out of your head yeah you're gonna need to fix that.
>>34386515Well maybe not every new one you'll only be able to really tally the damage once the surface stuff is over, have a bit of hope>Sometimes I don't have a choice to not wear itHow so, how often do you wear it
>>34386533What if they do bite your ass?
>>34386529Shoes?
>>34386542is it namefag night?
>>34386544They're not rotting, but they're crooked and there are a lot of gaps (despite not missing any)
>>34386543Why
I'm XY and my catchphrase is “Capital”
>>34386550It's namefag night.
Why did she reject me based on race? Does who I am not matter?
>>34386547At least 4 times a week I try to wash it off as soon as possible though
>>34386520It was good because it had less namefags and people trying to be recognized. It was fun, people felt friendly. I miss it. >>34386527Token sexy character who's schtick is way too played out by now
>>34386535i kinda just tune out social media drivel atp Idk why im still here desu I need to quit >>34386555whats your race
>>34386554I actually hate namefags but it would be kind of hilarious to have a monthly namefag night
>>34386555Why waste time being hung up on someone that superficial? It was never going to work.
>>34386557Thats really cute
Ok this name shit is getting ridiculous
Foids when Chad gives you a good rogering Friday/Saturday night and wrecks all 3 of your holes, what is your recovery time before you can go again?
>>34386555how do you know she rejected you based on race? you asked her out and she said "i hate n----" or something?
>>34386555Racists do be like that.
>>34386562live a little
>>34386562we are unanonymous. we are legion. or something
>Ok this name shit is getting ridiculous
>>34386552Because her skin is so nice and soft and underappreciated. And I want to give her a little taste of that love she's missing. I want to give her a hug and tell her it's alright.
>>34386565Why censor yourself?
>>34386563What in the fuck is a "good rogering"?? please speak american
>>34386562But I need all of my posts to be identifiable so my crush (who reads this thread) can figure out who I am!
>>34386559I'm down it's a special kind of stupid
You guys ever had a stalker?
>>34386569One of the rare few times a 'jak actually landed for me
>>34386571woke mind virus, commie, blue hair, etc
>>34386548It'd be extremely painful.
>>34386561Yeah it was it was a nice bit of camaraderie, it felt warm and close knit but I only got to it during the tail end unfortunately. It's a shame it had to end
>>34386572Learn English.
>>34386565She told me. >>34386560Because I liked her. >>34386558Not saying. >inb4 inidianNo
>>34386563I need a solid day to stop feeling so sore. I haven't gotten up from my spot on the couch for hours because I'm still recovering.
>>34386578It's not that bad when they bite your ass but I hate it when they bite your inner thighs. Ouch.
>>34386582Why would I do that? I'm american, not some british twat.
>>34386188>Women are begging you to do this!Not people like me lol>>34386197Real>>34386212Don't start drinking againI hope you get the job, if not, there will be others (:>>34386219Nta but as an alki, I can't really, but I find a way anyway
>>34386556What's the occasion just wanna hide or is it for something special
>>34386583So tell her to get fucked and find a bitch who isn't racist bro
>Your teenage daughter is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity for her dream career but she will have to stay with her new benefactor, far away from (You)Are you supportive and allow her to go or are you a terrible mother/father
>>34386590Of course I'd let her haha
>>34386257Uh did you know that the Wood frog of North America can survive being frozen solid during winter. It produces its own "antifreeze" using glucose and urea to protect its vital organs, even while its heart and breathing completely stop>>34386294Nice name, what's the meaning
Idk how you people drink regularly. I had 3 beers on Friday and I still have a small tummy ache. I did get hit on (I think) by a gorgeous woman and had a couple others staring at me at the bar
>>34386590Yes, let her be free. Maybe thats my catchpharase. Sometimes I tell people be free instead of saying goodbye.
>>34386590Depends. How old and creepy and male is this benefactor
>>34386594Drinking kinda sucks desu not worth the hangover.
Man fuck namefagging, the entire reason I come here is to entertain multiple conversations without shit bleeding between em. To be ANONYMOUS.
>>34386596wait, just read the name of that post. i'm fucking autistic.
>>34386374Explains why I'm insane then >>34386419Implying there's a time that's not the case...>>34386425Can't tell if song lyrics or blog
>>34386568Our victory is inevitable.
>>34386593CuteIts my dog's name.
>>34386593I'm not the anon who asked for cheering up but you trying with a frog fact cheered me up a little.
>>34386599Putting a generic name in the anonymous field to make you angry is very funny
What the FUCK is going on here?! This IS an anonymous website!
>>34386601Everybody knooooows that you're insane
>>34386586I'm not an anglo and I still know what that means.
>>34386468M, after a morning coffee and ciggie, oftentimes yeah>>34386506Just move to the UK, you'll fit right in
>>34386599Okay, sorry.
>>34386606The thing is it also affects me because when there are few enough anons you can tell who's me and who isn't >>34386611Thank you
>>34386523Woah.
>>34386609Now if only you could understand sarcasm, you would be undefeatable
>>34386613just change the name every time you post
>>34386613Just samefag as different anons.
>>34386599Why so serious bro>>34386604Cute name, does it have a meaning?Reminds me of Reala from NiGHTS>>34386605Im glad it did>>34386608;_____;
>>34386596How old, creepy and male would you desire your daughters companion to be exactly before you give your blessings, Claire
>>34386611pussy
American girls so funny for me. Every Friday Saturday put on tiny skirt, paint face like clown, go club and open legs for tall Chad with gym muscles and "rizz". What even if this word? Chad fuck American girl like animal in car or dirty apartment, call "good girl" for 5 minutes, then poof! Ghost for two weeks like used tissue. Suddenly "hey" at 1am Tuesday when other girls busy. And you? You reply in 0.2 seconds "hiii" like puppy desperate for attention. Run to shave everything, put perfume on pussy, drive to Chad again. Then ride Chad again. Next morning not even offer breakfast, just "k thx bye" back to rotation like cheap Uber ride.Why American girl do this to self sis? In my country if man treat like this, whole village laugh and brother break man's legs. But here call it "empowerment" and "having fun" and "not catching feelings". Feelings? Already catch herpes and low self worth, congrats.American women so strong independent until Chad snap finger. Then suddenly brain turn off, vagina take control like zombie. "But he so hot." Yes hot men know exactly use stupid American girls who watch too much porn and TikTok. Stop being free use fleshlight for Chads rotation, girls. Have dignity, make pay dinner first. Pussy should not be free delivery with extra ghosting.
>>34386621I'd like to join you in your business venture.
>>34386622I feel bad because all you fucks keep saying you actually hate namefags and you're doing it ironically, but I'm pretty much an actual namefag.
No, I AM Barry
>>34386587So you don't want any intimacy or physical contact on any dates at all ever?
>>34386623didn't fully read that slop but do zoomettes even go to clubs? last i heard they were going out of business because the entire generation doesn't drink or fuck. try not basing your perception of reality on movies from 2009
>>34386628>try not basing your perception of reality on movies from 2009Kind of a huge ask for a lot of people that use this website
>>34386628There was a girl in high school named Molly who always hit on me but I was too focused on Dota and school. She had big ol titties
>>34386601>Can't tell if song lyrics or bloghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVkE0GxXgQ&t=296s
>>34386626Oh, ok. I accept my place as the beta barry
>>34386623How can I achieve this? The guy keeps texting me when I'm not in the mood
>>34386617>>34386618So much fucking effort though damn, I'll probably forget and fuck it up
>>34386589Idk man. I have never liked anyone as much. But ig you're right. I don't want to be a doomer. But it really left me hopeless.
>>34386627I do, I just don't like to assume they doI usually get ghosted after a few dates anyway which confirms my suspicious
>>34386630based, molly x barry is an ugly couple name anyway
I wanted to fudge her with my willison in her claire so bad friday night
>>34386631Good ol Modest Mouse lol, I clicked it after
>>34386635It's just a crush, dude. Rejection sucks for sure but be glad that it ended before it even started rather than date a racist that would break down your self esteem and ruin your life slowly over time.
>>34386642It's been a year...
Can't even clean the house today cause my niece is over with her bf cause holidaysHe's gonna eat all the food I bought I betPray that I can go back to sleep and not wake up brevs
Note to self: Don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's
I guess this schtick killed the thread let's get that final nail in there>>34386644Bro
>>34386637>molly x barryAverage bri'ish boomer couple be like>>34386646Did Jerry piss in it or something
>>34386644Then stop obsessing over it. There's a point where you need to pick yourself up, stop wallowing, and move the fuck on.
>>34386649True! We are SO BACK!We ball.
>>34386646Based Gex poster tho
>>34386646Please to be enjoying this gif I made.
>>34386570Why's she missing it?
>>34386624goyim in abundance hereneed some provacy to discuss these matters furtherlucky, I know just the placeJSent from my IPhone.
Claire sounds hot...She makes my lizard brain go awooga in lizard
Shut up you fucking ATOGGERS
It's never been more over...Goodnight yomies
>>34386588Work
>>34386662Is it a people facing job or are you just worried what your coworkers will think
>>34386661Goodnight bro
American Chad is factory product. Start as skinny high school nerd. Discover "redpill" on internet at 17, buy first shaker bottle, do steroids from shady guy in gym, suddenly grow shoulders like fridge. Now walk like peacock, jawline from mewing 24/7, talk only slang "sigma", "mog", "looksmaxxing". Personality empty like OnlyFans girls after he ghost them.Chad archetype is pure American invention. Hollywood pretty boy, black athlete swagger, not actually strong or protector like real man in my country. Real man fix car, fight when someone disrespect, take care family. Chad? Lift weights so can take better mirror selfie. His "frame" is so strong until girl say "what are we?" then run faster than Olympic sprinter. Chad collect American girls like Pokémon cards, "this one for Friday, this one for Saturday, this one when bored Wednesday". All girls think special, but Chad have phone spreadsheet with ratings and "rotation schedule". Very romantic, yes? What is Chad really?>Absent father left when 8>Mother who spoil and say "you so special">Porn since age 12>Gym bro culture say "never catch feelings bro">Instagram likes replace real life achievementsResult? Tall manchild think treat women like disposable cumrag is "high value". In my country Chad get beaten by uncles, learn respect. Here? Chad get 50 new matches on Tinder every day and think god. Chad is happen when society have too much comfort, too much food, too little responsibility. Peak at 28 then hair start fall, testosterone crash from all roids, become bitter "it's over" doomer on 4chan crying why no 19 year old want anymore.American Chad is perfect product for broken culture. Strong jaw, weak soul, big arms, tiny heart. Keep rotating Friday night thot while cry to cats on Sunday. Very alpha. Much respect
>>34386646Time to open up a can of whoopass.
You guys said she wasn't interested in me FUCKYOU
>>34386666>fall for redpill content at the age of 17Bruh
I fall in love with posters based on their girly names..
>>34386659Claire is the name of the only girl in my life I regret not asking out that I still think about.
Alright, wagies, it's bed time soon. Enough fun.
>>34386666Svetushka how long you spend type this out? Talk shit about American, post on American website. Go help babushka with dishes, dishwasher zayebala again
>>34386668Nigga really asked chatgpt like its input means anything. It's gonna say that no matter what, take real humans' word for it.
>>34386670Hey big guy
women does it really feel that good when it first goes in?
>>34386657Because she has nobody to give it to her. But I'd want to. It would make her feel so relaxed and safe. The warmth of our faces resting against each other's while we sit and look out at the harbor. A nice summer day.
>>34386670Sorry, I only love chadlet
>>34386675Male detector is peaking with this post
>>34386675Post moidy hands.
>>34386664Both
>one chance at life>parents gave me a feminine nameBonus points if you can guess what my name is (a girly name sometimes given to men)
My life arc follows my Grandfather's except he got married to his sweetheart for life while she was in college, and mine went for the "full college experience" instead.The problem is literally not with men. How were women so easily convinced to abandon decency and family?
>>34386684Adrien?
>>34386675You are not Her
>>34386684Vladamir
>>34386684Marion? Beverly?
>>34386684Jane
>>34386684Andrea
Who the fuck names their son Jane Andrea or Beverly
>>34386684Ashley
What's the contextWhy is everyone name gagging now?
>>34386684Adrian bro...
all i want is a mansion and a maid sex slave.
>>34386674If you think about it, it's trained on real human data and this is statistically what most humans would agree is the best move
>>34386688I've never met a girl with that name but surprisingly ethnicitywise you're the closest
>>34386684Morgan?
>>34386692>AndreaItalians. Andrea is originally a latin male name, coming from "andros"
>>34386684>>34386688
>>34386694It is monthly namefag night
>>34386702You are the winner
>>34386665Goodnight g>>34386684Sasha?>>34386692Psychotic people>>34386696That place is a fixer upper>>34386694Put a name on then
>>34386697Hell no dude, it's "trained" to make shit up to "assist" you aka suck your dick and give you the answer you want. It's bullshit.
>>34386684Kelly
>>34386697have you met humans? surprisingly stupid
>>34386707Idgaf man, she had huge tits and really pretty hair. Even if my chances were 1%, she opened the door and I had a shot and didn't take it
>>34386696is that the rocky horror picture show house
>>34386712The file name is "manion".
Brutal truth. American dating is just Chads rotating used-up girls like car tires. Friday night fresh pussy, Saturday another thot, Sunday recovery with protein shake. Girls pretend "having fun" while collect trauma and chlamydia like trading card. "Situationship" is funny word for "he fuck me when bored". Chad is 6'3, fake tan, jaw like shovel, smell like Axe body spray mix with regret. Say "sup baby", American thot already wet like Niagara Falls. Five minutes later in Uber to his place, sucking dick before door even close. Chad fuck you like rented bicycle hard, fast, no emotion. Finish, roll over, play Fortnite while thot leaking cum on dirty sheets. Next morning? "You gotta go, roommate coming back." No coffee, no "how you feel", just ghost for 12 days. Then 2am "wyd" like nothing happen. American girls of course jump like trained dog. "Omg he texted!!" Shave pussy again, drive across city at midnight and is used like public toilet. This is American dating? This not dating, this free Uber pussy service with extra humiliation. In my country man must court girl, bring flowers, meet parents, prove not piece of shit. Here? First date is "netflix and chill" which mean Chad nut in American girl and you leave with UberEats bag. You swipe 500 guys, match 3, all send dick pic in first message or "hey". Chad have 300 matches, reply to maybe 5 when dick need attention. Rest of time Chad "building his empire" which mean playing video games and jerking to porn.
>>34386696and a huge labyrinthine garden where I can take long introspective walks while my sundress wearing, princess like daughter-wife hops and skips along, contrasting my gloomy brooding with her carefree and playful optimism that is so characteristic of girls her age
Wordle today insulted me so you wanna be a bitch then huh
>>34386683Have you ever gone without?
>>34386665Just realised that the clocks went ahead an hourAt least that's one hour less of this stupid life
Foids, are you ok?
>>34386696Why do you want a sex slave instead of just having a healthy relationship?
>>34385054>you're mentally ill as fuckStill can't believe anon had the audacity to say this to me tbqh
>>34386721>the fake Russian poster is the TikTok spammerUnsurprising.
They won’t let me post images :(
>>34386724As if it wasn't blatantly obvious
>>34386724Namefag night reveals
>>34386726You WILL pay for the pass.
>>34386721>when you have their child they will abandon youI'm curious to see the colour of the child in questionLet's hope Jamal doesn't become a socioeconomically disadvantaged scholar
>>34386722its an expression
>>34386730But I could buy wine and Pokémon packs with that money
Why did men stop approaching? Women are literally begging them to be social and approach again but you won't listen!
girls how hot does a guy have to be for you to offer to eat out his asshole?
>>34386737I assure you they are not begging me to approach them.
The bot is retarded it seems
>>34386721$250 a month? Fuck my dad was paying $200 for 3 kids back in 2001 that's crazy.
>>34386721Nose ring /didn't watch
>>34386738girls don't do that.
>>34386738I would never, that is disgusting
>>34386718Not since it got. this bad
>>34386738>offerLiterally never going to happen I don't even enjoy it so why risk him getting weird about it because he absolutely does not want me anywhere near his asshole
>>34386743two girls i was having sex with have offered to eat out my unwashed asshole on the spot
Can I post images now moot?
Post genderPost your favorite bait webm/image
>>34386748Check out this cool duck.
Women, do/did you have any cool bags to store your pads in?
You are going to suck on my penis.You WILL slob my knob.
Women,If you caught your son bonesmashing his face with a hammer, what would you do to rescue him from that lifestyle?
Moot I need to post kittens… let me post
Why does ChatGPT have such a loony left wing bias? It's been telling me that the Climate Hoax is real, that the Covid clot shot "works", and that tranny crossdressers are real women. Why is it churning out this sick propaganda instead of true facts?
>>34386756Lol bitch
Why do you fucking assholes men do this to women? What is she supposed to do now? She only knows how to be a wife! She doesn't know how to be a ho!
Seeing if I can post a pic.
>>34386749M, I don't have many webms>>34386741$250 a month is pretty shit desu, I get more from loony benefits>>34386757Because the people running it profit from donations to these "causes". It's just another platform for government brainwashing
>>34386756Please do not rape or sexually abuse kittens. I know you think about fucking your pets.
>>34386745How long has that been
Moot it is not my fault I’m on a college campus just let me post kittens
>>34386760Guess not.
>>34386759Is that the woman who jumped to her death after she was raped and then got herself put down like a dog for the injuries she got? Imagine being so torn up over a little thing like getting raped that you decide to try a failed suicide and then a real one. What a stupid girl. She should have just had a laugh thinking back about the rape and how funny it was that a man forced his silly little pecker in her.
I'm not cut out for this dating thing. I suck at conversation and I don't know what to do besides get food with them because there's fuck all to do where I live. Women are going to hate me and get bored of me. I doesn't matter if I'm hot or interesting (which I am both). They'll see past my shell and see an autist trying to be normal
Why are women so toxic?
Beer > Women?
>>34386767You are on a college campus full of frat boy rapists who want to put drugs in your drink so they can fill your unconscious body with their semen.
>>34386773I hate beer
>>34386773I've run the numbers several times and they always come up in favor of women
>>34386771Stop being a "nice guy" and just talk to women like people.
>>34386759>when I was married, I didn't even look a man in the eyeShe should become a Muslim or something>>34386773Beer will never leave you
>>34386759Kek! It comes naturally to women, you'll figure it out in no time!
>>34386777I do but what if I run out of something to say?
>>34386773Remember when women immediately used their power of vote to take away alcohol? Anything that makes a man happy makes them seethe and they will fight it.
>>34386777NTA, but the only thing women would hate more than me trying to be pleasant and boring by filtering what I say, would be me not doing that.
>>34386777How am I supposed to talk to women like a normal person if they can't talk about that ludicrous display last night? They probably haven't watched Arsenal or the IT crowd
>>34386781I don't. I was born in the 1990s
>>34386785Should be older
>>34386771Hopefully you can find a yapper who doesn't expect you to carry the conversation >>34386772"Subspecies" is hilarious >>34386781>women immediately used their power of vote to take away alcoholThis is honestly based if trueFunny how the tables have turned though, now you mostly see women in bars getting sloshed
>>34386778>Beer will never leave youBut it left you. Went down and came right back out
What are college kids "posting" THAT gets them banned?
>>34386781They voted away alcohol because it made men beat up on their wives and maritally rape them.
>>34386769No, it's not.
>>34386789Antisemetic stuff
>>34386786I mean, I can do that, but you'd get older at the same time so I'm not sure if you'd really get what you want out of it.
>>34386789Your mom's nudes >>34386791>it made men beat up on their wives and maritally rape them#JustFootballHooliganThings
>>34386791So beer IS > women.
>>34386759I feel sad watching this. I wonder what happened.
I wanna be the kind of guy who hears "bare" and immediately thinks of feet
>>34386789I once got banned for trolling by claiming to be a guy asserting his dominance as the "alpha male" roommate by waving a gun around and threatening his dorm mate with it. Fake story, but very bannable.I also once posted an equally fake story about vandalizing the dorm room of a woman who rejected me when I asked her on a date during freshers week and cumming on her bed and leaving a dildo with a note that said FUCK YOU BITCH
>>34386799Holy shit Geoff Keighley?!?!?
>>34386789Anything critical of The Regime
>>34386800I will goon to the sight of your wiggling toes and your filthy, wrinkled soles. Your hobbit feed will make my pee pee blast off like a space rocket. Oooohh yeah.
>>34386784Find a footy lass>>34386800Why would you want that >>34386788I should go for a piss before going back to sleep desu
>>34386801I once got warned for saying something about killing myself. They told me to call 988
>>34386806There's a woman at my local kava bar who's the girlfriend of the manager and always sits on the one sofa there with her bare feet out. I sometimes wonder if the manager of that kava bar gets off on the sight of his girlfriend's feet hanging out all the time.
I once got a warning for not posting in English for responding to a post about a burrito here with "que rica"
Men, what ways can a woman still be pretty if she's a tomboy?I'm pretty boyish and feel awkward wearing makeup, dressing in girly clothes, acting all cute and stuff. But I still want to feel pretty and to be as pretty as I can (for a mid woman). What things do you think makes a woman pretty to you that will be attainable for someone who isn't stereotypically feminine?
Girls what do you consider a to be a battlecruiser? What distinguishes it from a heavy cruiser and a fast battleship?
>>34386749FIs this actually bait or is he legitimately that retarded? I assume if he's really vegan, it's the latter. Vegans are retarded.>>34386754I'd take the hammer and beat him to death with it.>>34386757Why are you talking to AI about global warming, vaccines, and trannies?>>34386772>Why are women so toxic?All of my WLW relationships (1) have been great. Gay people just tend to accept less because their options are more limited.
>>34386774Okay I don’t want to think about that
>>34386812Shut the fuck uuuup
Doesn't matter anyways, even if we did have a good date, there would be no sex. I don't have my own place and I'm not inviting myself over to her apartment
>>34386811You need to be deported. Back to your home country!
>>34386812Pet
Omg I can post images now
>>34386815Why would you beat your son to death rather than trying to de-radicalise him from the bonesmashing lifestyle?
Doesn't matter. I'll probably get hit by a car anyway.
>>34386807This, and I once unironically had the police come to my house and make me spend the night with a friend, that was an awkward night>>34386809What is a kava bar>>34386819>not inviting myself over to her apartmentWhat if she invites you though>>34386812Tbh beee yourself, lots of guys are into the tomboy thing
What exactly made Alysa Liu blow up?She is cute and skilled, but so have been many before her.To be clear, I am happy for her and she really does seem nice, but I am not sure where this originates from.
>>34386819If you want sex, you need to advertise your location to desperate homosexuals who will break into your home and take turns sodomising you up the bum.
Male anons I am horny and that makes me sad and angry
>>34386828>Alysa LiuIs this a pornstar or something>>34386826Sounds like a pretty terrible way to go desu, and traumatic for the driver. I think jumping off a cliff is the safest method
>>34386827>What is a kava barA bar that serves kava, though it's a bit of false advertising. Most honestly do the majority of their business serving kratom and other drinkable "legal high" (in the U.S. anyway) substances such as kanna.
>>34386828I'm completely out of touch and have only really seen her "blow up" online, but it reminds me of when Michael Phelps was suddenly famous.Seems like she's just a charismatic, talented person that happened to exist near a bunch of cameras.
>>34386834>Is this a pornstar or somethingShe's a celebrity athlete.
>>34386815Didn't your now wife leave you for a married man who was/is her boss?
Literally don't care go flick your bean in the washroom. No (you) for you.
>>34386826Based suicidal tendencies poster>>34386827>What if she invites you thoughThey do that, even in the moment after kissing for a bit?
>>34386825He yearns for the hammer.
>>34386832Quick wank will make you feel better
>>34386828>What made Alyssa Liu blow up?What did she blow up? And what kind of explosives did she use? Are you saying she's a terrorist?
>>34386825>Why would you beat your son to deathShe's a misandrist lol. Many such cases with lezzers>>34386841In my experience at least yeah. Most of the time I slept over with girls it was at their place
>>34386839But I want a boyfriend
>>34386844>>34386836>>34386834Amazing how fucking incompetent and worthless these three replies are.You told me even far less than watching one 3 minutes long video of her ice skating.
>>34386837She could probably make a ton of money if she did want to be a pornstar though.
>>34386826And if a double decker bus Crashes into usTo die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die
>>34386828Who??? Actually, I don't care
>>34386848It was a pretty fucking stupid question, in all fairness. I tried to match it.
>>34386846You stupid bitch
>>34386837Damn, won the championship at 20, that's pretty dope
>>34386842Does bonesmashing work for women?
>>34386839This but film it and post it.
>>34386849I think YOU should be a porn star. Now bend over and take this dildo up your ass.
>>34386848There's nothing to explain retard. Some internet gooners just decided to shill her for a bit
>>34386846I'm too old and already chasing somebody else
>>34386854>that's pretty dope Why are you smoking or injecting dope?
>>34386848>Amazing how fucking incompetent and worthless these three replies areWhat were you expecting here>>34386851Olympic figure skating champion apparently
>>34386855Yes try it
>>34386861I'm not, I'm not a wigger
Why don't you live in Europe like a normal person? Why are you engaged in such aberrant and vile behaviours as living in AmeriCanada?
>>34386862Do better.
>>34386867I live in the US because both sides of my family have lived here since before the Revolutionary War
>>34386752No, but I should.>>34386812>feel awkward wearing makeup, dressing in girly clothesStop that. Figure out which feminine styles work for you it's not all ruffles and lace. If you can't dress up for special events you just look incompetent or like an asshole.
>>34386855It doesn't work for anyone and you really shouldn't even be thinking of going down that path.
femcels (yes, that means (You))given the option, would you get spayed so you arent a victim of your biology anymore?
>>34386867The last ancestor of mine to come to America fought for Dixie
>>34386872>If you can't dress up for special events you just look incompetent or like an assholeImagine being this superficial>>34386867Even worse, I live in the shithole UK>>34386869No>>34386835>kavaWhat is this
If you found out that a male family member had been aggressively homosexualised against his will by a notorious bum driller, how would you punish that male family member for being anally raped? How would you hold him accountable for having sodomy forced upon him?
>>34386874Yes I would really like it if I stopped thinking about sex and babies so much
>>34386867my ancestors committed terrible crimes to earn their exile to this blasted continent, and i feel i am yet to fully repay the moral debt i owe
>>34386867Most of my ancestors came from Ireland and the Russian Empire. They left those dumps and became successful almost as soon as they touched American soil. A minority were around during the Colonial Period because England and feudalism are fucking gay as fuck and freedom is awesome.
>>34386812Tomboys are cute imo and I'm sure there's other people think the same way so just wear what you find comfortable
There's a thread on the catalog posted by a girl insecure about her supposedly broad shoulders and wow she's cuteSimilarly "broad shouldered" women should maybe take note
>>34386874I'm not a femcel thoI guess I'd get my tubes tied for free but a hysterectomy causes more issues than it solves for someone who seems to not be able to get pregnant anyway
How true is this?
>>34386880exactlyjust think about how much energy you waste on your sick fantasizingyou could have had the life you wanted twice over if you werent hopelessly afflicted with The Curse
>>34386888Didn't watch. Kill yourself.
>>34386877It's a mild herbal sedative that's been a normal thing in Pacific tribal cultures for a few thousand years and only recently (within the past 10-15 years) became popular among American stoners and college students
>>34386888Haha lol she looks like a fucking painting
>>34386893I think she is a gypsy.
>>34386884Brother. That's no girl.
>>34386892I once hung out with some Islander who had kava. Being the cowboy I am, I mixed it with the malt liquor I brought and got fucking trashed.
I wish I was more drunk.
>>34386884BasedBroad shoulders are hot>>34386888Wealthy people tend to be greedy and conniving so the cheating isn't a surprise>>34386892>American stoners and college studentsI see, so it's a bar for socioeconomically disadvantaged scholars? >>34386896Gippos be whoring
>>34386900>Broad shoulders are hotI didn't realize this was a preference I had but it apparently totally is. I wanna rub em
>>34386877>superficialIt would be one thing if she said she didn't like it but she just said she feels awkward. To me that means try harder not give up.
>>34386899I'll give you some cider Same but I'll probably get woken by construction workers in like 4 hours
>>34386888I don't really care what this inhuman thing thinks.
>>34386902>To me that means try harderShe doesn't owe those people anything lol
>>34386905>those peopleBut what about owing it to herself? Limiting her wardrobe because she feels insecure branching out from tomboy styles is a bad thing. I get it I used to be her. It's a confidence issue.I still feel that way about most hats. I feel like I can't pull it off.
I fall in love with women too easily
>>34386910Maybe you don't quite know what love actually is.
Love Will Tear Us ApartLove Will Tear Us ApartLove Will Tear Us ApartLove Will Tear Us ApartLove Will Tear Us ApartLove Will Tear Us Apart
>>34386905Nta World doesn't operate in her or your or my rules unfortunately, can't just do what you want. There are asses you'll have to kiss
>>34386908>owing it to herselfI mean it sounds like she doesn't want to>>34386910https://youtu.be/3zrSoHgAAWo?si=GWFkLc3-x83xyXFF
>>34386912again!
>>34386900I wouldn't say socioeconomically disadvantaged, most American kava bars are pretty bougie and really play up the exotic novelty angle
>>34386914She wants to appear feminine but doesn't want to wear things that make her seem feminine. This is textbook autistic girl shit. She feels like a fraud it's not that she doesn't want to.
>>34386888There are prostitute villages in the most serene sub-continent if India, and the women there say that men say they WANT skinny women, but when presented with a bunch of women to have sex with they basically always pick the thick women. So the prostitutes try to stay thick.
Thick girls look like a sack of liquid shit once they hit the wall
>>34386913>unfortunately, can't just do what you wantI mean, you can, if you're prepared to deal with the consequences>>34386916Sounds hipster af ngl>>34386919>India>sereneSounds like an oxymoron>>34386918Dressing up for other people is lame
I wonder why the switch in my brain flipped from thick to stick last year.
>>34386921Yes, you CAN, and then you end up like yourself
>>34386915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeEUnfortunately likely.
>>34386923>you CAN, and then you end up like yourselfYeah, I'm a pretty good example of how doing what you want will ruin your lifeBut at least I have integrity lol
>>34386921Indian villages and small towns are quite quaint and calm, it's mostly the cities that are pure chaos.
>>34386855Yes, beating people to death with a hammer is unisex.
I have literally never been checked out by an Indian-American girl. Actual Indians, sure, but not Indian-Americans. Maybe they don't like the long hair and think I look poor.
>>34386929The dirtiest looks I’ve ever gotten in my life so far came from some Indian (at least second gen) girls standing in front of me at a Himanshu Suri show. They did not want me to be there
State genderWhat's a good first date plan?
>>34386928I wish I could break your fingers with a hammer, so you could never post again.
>>34386929When I was in high school I had an Indian girl classmate who I made pick the crab lice out of my pubic hair and eat them. I know this sounds rapey and abusive, but it was actually very consensual.
>>34386927Soz I was just being edgy>>34386934M, coffee and walkies, idk depends
Women do you think men who kill themselves are weak and patheticThis is not bait I swear to God, if someone responds starting shit it's not me and just don't reply to him
>>34386934MCoffee or lunch. Low commitment, in public, probably not very expensive.Look up nearby stuff for the two of your to do afterwards if you both have the time and it’s going well. A park, a museum, whatever.
>>34386934I just like going out to eat, drink, watch something, etc. I'm okay with whatever though. I just think most things are a capitalist ripoff, even the things that I just mentioned.
>>34386937
>>34386944I kinda hate all my chlldhood adults for letting me down too. I kind of get her feelings.
>>34386944>killed themselvesThat's hot, I think I want to masturbate now
Grown man with baby fever award
Whats are some better first date ideas or places other than the usual of going to a cafeteria/bar, park, or movie theather?
>>34386950Sister in law or whatever
>>34386952Art gallery/museum
Do older guys look down on younger guys?
>>34386953You made a baby with your sister in law?
Do not eat halal meats.
>>34386948Have fun with that I guess>>34386947Sorry to hear that ):I had a good childhood though desu>>34386952Idk aquarium if she likes fish>>34386956No, they're better than me desu
>>34386952Bowling or mini golf
>>34386957No nigga. I mean there was a guy who's sister in law was not so subtly baby crazy here last night
>>34386956Yes. Source: me, an older guy.
>>34386956Generally speaking? No.The baby boomers are sadly an exception. Otherwise, I don’t see any actual bad blood between generations in real life.
>>34386953>>34386963Oh nah, that ain’t me but that was a funny read lol.
>>34386961Yeah I've done both of these on first dates (used to work at a leisure center) and it was funAlso ice skating if she's into that, or going to some gardens and a cafe if she's into nature >>34386956Nah, they gigamog me and remind me how much I failed at life. Godspeed to the zoomies
>>34386956I don't think about other people that much.
Which one of you niggaz was this??
Talking to younger people feels weird
Do femanon with small tits look down on femanons with big tits?
>>34386956Most older men want to pass down their wisdom and only get irritated when you don't listen.
You have had sex with your auntie. Haven't you?
>>34386972It can be. How old are you, and how young is younger?
The story of Miki Matsubara is so incredibly sad...
>>34386972Fortnite battlepass on god frfr>>34386974Their "wisdom" is usually out of touch misogynistic trite lol
>>34386958Too late, I've already imbibed your man meat.I have sucked your COCK!
No one ever sucks MY cock >:(
>>34386971It's a strange and rather pathetic combo that characterizes the manosphere. You can't LARP as a trad man and also use words like "vibe" or expect a fucking hook-up. It's very clearly a fake image of confidence and/or power that they want to project.
When did you realize that you were responsible for hiring a psychopath just because the psycho successfully interviewed for the job?And the psychopath you hired then made it impossible to fire them? So you were stuck working with someone who was psychotic evil and sadistic to all their other co workers, and nothing could be done about their deranged behaviors?
>>34386983>You can't LARP as a trad man and also use words like "vibe" or expect a fucking hook-up.Yeah there's never been a man who's a hypocrite, it never happened.
>>34386971It wasn’t me but I have a mental illness that makes me read bad posts aloud in a Dr. Kleiner voice sometimes
>>34386986Literally nobody said that you dumb baiting femcel. No more replies from me
>>3438697630College age
>>34386987Lmao that sounds like a mental power desu
>>34386989lol yeah. They’ve got it all figured out but also the sky is falling
yesterday I was having a good day today I'm incredibly depressed, why does this keep happening?
What's the deal with the way people treat "service workers". Why's it always "service workers". I feel like it's a meme people picked up from Reddit.
>>34386977Fr, I still play her records all the time. She deserved better especially during her final years. Will always be one of the city pop GOATs though https://youtu.be/XQsYWgJ2QDU>>34386993Swings and roundaboutsRest up and hope you feel better tomorrow
Oh no no no no this Lebanese unc just said something exclusionary about Palestinians oh fuck everybody take cover
Have you read "The Case for Colonialism"? In my opinion, one of the best works to come out of the otherwise blighted world of social science academia in the past 2 decades.
>>34387000Lol I guess it's just one of those catch-all terms for people in customer service. I agree it is a pretty plebbit coded term. The only service I care about is getting that paycheck jk
"Your IP range has been blocked due to abuse"God, sigma alpha epsilon mustve gotten crazy on /b/ this week
>>34387000Service workers is just a polite way of saying slaves.
>>34387009Plap
>>34387011please explain why you are plapping me. You need to learn consent
How do I get a kinky chubby gf?
>>34387009One of the frats at the uni I went to used to have their own version of 4chan for a minute. There was one post that went viral where they made fun of a freshman girl everyone knew for getting publicly masturbated by a man she was dancing with at an outdoor rave. From then on everyone at our university addressed her as "Queen Finger Blast" to her face.
*kisses your forehead*
>>34387009They do that to me sometimes when I write too many excellent, borderline prophetic posts on the politics board.
>>34387013You have been digitally molested. You have experienced online rape.
>>34387020This happens to me every time I land at the airport in either the UK or Austria and try to use 4chan from there.
>>34387000People in customer service who are the new peasant.
>>34387019That’ll be five cents.
You will suffer
I can’t sleep because I’m thinking about women
>>34387026How do you expect me to not make a jew joke about this?
>>34387026I'll do it for free, thanks
“White (founding stock)” has got to be the gayest thing I’ve heard in a while
How do I get a gf like pic related guys?
>>34387029I can't sleep because I am mentally obsessed with grotesque and deadly acts of homosexual rape
"better to have love and lost" yeah that's bullshit I was way less miserable before I experienced love
Fore I go broke like jocJoc:
>>34387017This is a larp right?
>>34387029Same but thinking about my empty bank account lol>>34387034Jack into the cyberworld
>>34387033Your ancestors done gone come over on the Mayflower. The Mayo-flower because of how pasty white they is.
>>34387034what's her name? chest woman? mimic woman? is this fan art?
>>34387032I thought kitten poster had a bf>>34387034Recycling dumpster for the low cost but ineffective mech
>>34387039Nope.
>>34387034Wait thirty years and then pay out the ass for your robowife subscription
>>34387044>I thought kitten poster had a bfyeah I'm the boyfriend
What kind of light touching can I do on a first date? If we're walking around after the date, can I hold her hand if she wasn't keeping distance between us while having drinks?
Kinda want to get a gf, I've never had one, but i'm too awkward and self loathing to. I don't deserve oneHow do I resolve my inner turmoil? This isn't an emo phase, it's been my entire life basically and I have a problem
>>34386977Tbh it just goes to show that you can seemingly have it all but life is finite and you never know what'll happen tomorrow. I can't imagine the whiplash of finding out you're terminally ill when you're that successful. Her music and legacy will live on for generations to come, but we should also take her advice to spend more time just enjoying life and with loved ones before it's too late. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6LssvaKjng
I can see your breasts through the webcam of your computer. I am tempted to goon as I see your fat titty's just hanging out, wobbling to and fro.
>>34387042Mimic woman, and yes
>>34387052And DON'T SAY got to the-rapy
>>34387050You can go for a handhold, sure, worth a shot...
>>34387050>What kind of light touching can I do on a first date?Hardcore genital torture
>>34387055aw I thought she was going to be a boss in the new megaman game
Wait, so, if a civilization that's 2,000 light years away looked at the earth from their planet, they would see the Roman empire, does that mean that there is technically a permanent image of every event ever occurred in history? Is traveling through time -as an observer- just finding the distance at which the observed object was experiencing the studied event? Are we always alive in the sense that our actions and lives could always be observed by any being as long as they are at the right distance?
>>34387052Eh you're not alone here in that feeling lol. But at the end of the day you deserve a chance just as much as anyone else, as long as you're trying your best and treating her well etc. >>34387058Go to therapy :p
These people have locked the target. They have baited the line.
>>34387061You know Capcom stopped giving a shit about megaman for a while now. Although there will be a new megaman game in 2027
What happens if you hold hands with a friend of the opposite sex during a one on one not-date
So drunk in the August sunAnd you're the kinda girl I likeBecause you're emptyAnd I'm emptyAnd you can never quarantine the past
>>34387069It's literally march.
>>34387068You will be raped
>>34387068Idk but I've never done this with a platonic friend lol
>>34387072It is a dark path to sodomy, anal invasion, and a lifetime of prostate and pelvic floor problems from having your anus bloodily penetrated You must not make this great mistake
>>34387068Depends on who the other person is, how long we've know each other, if we've already decided we're not compatible, if we're just messing around, etc.
>>34387065i'm an autist neet though. And I don't think i can change it. I have thought about making a home business but I just don't know. I'd feel a bit ridiculous with a gf when i feel like a dead weight and a burden
>>34387062It's "alive" in the way someone on video is "alive". Not really but you can observe the event. The past doesn't exist.
>>34387071Seems like a bit of an overreaction surely?
It's normal now.It has become normalised.
Do you love the action?Do you like the heady stuff?
Need a female friend to sexy banter with and talk shit about each other with but we both know it won't work so we don't make any real moves. And be handsy and in each other's space but not fug or grope or kiss or anything.
>>34387078>normalised>ised>at this hourI spit on you, Canadian.
>>34387074I’ll maybe give it a couple more not-dates before I go for it
>>34387075>i'm an autist neet thoughSame lol but you can always get a job. I'm sure you have more potential and are not as bad as you think. When you meet someone nice you get along well with dating is not that hard desu. I know the feeling though and hope you find a way regardless. I need to get another job soon because I'm out of money lol. Bedrotting and drinking all day is no way to live. Ygmi...
>>34387067I know and it makes me sad but I thought that was art for the new game coming out
>>34387081Heady
>>34387082That’s frustrating as fuck lol
Why is this dumbass dog sitting in my lap? He’s literally half my weight
There is only one femanon mentally ill enough to do this with me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1liztehz8
>>34387072Me neither lol I’m doomed
>>34387086Honestly some of these fangames are better than the official games these days
>>34387089You warm nigga. Heating pad nigga.
>>34387089He is seeking protection from perverted zoophiles who want to put their pee pees in his furry dog butt and pump it full of human seed
>>34387091Well I mean, you can do it on dates lol. I guess like other anon said it might happen if you're just messing around with a friend but I've never been in that situation
>>34387089>Hey Did You Notice I’m Dog and I’m In You’re Lap>t. dog
>>34387076Yeayeayea, whatever. But there's a natural permanent record of everything that has ever happened. That's fucking crazy. Every person who has ever lived, every action in the history of humanity can be seen if the right distance is found. It's literally safe time travel. And it's also a record. There's literally a record of everything. A record independent of human action or invention.
You are a pedophile. Aren't you?You are sick.
You could have lived in the future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9PBSDRGGvk
>>34387101Lol banger
>>34387097Yeah sure but unless you're in the right place at the right time with some god telescope it's completely inaccessible. You'd have to move faster than light to see it. It's out there but you can never get it just like your dream girl.
>>34387095The last hang was already very date-like. I wanted to just go for it then but I’m kinda playing catchee monkey with this girl. I’m at least enjoying the slow burn
>>34386977Listening to this one rn... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfAAoJtDgU she never made a bad song... (': <3Gnight bro
>>34387085I wish it were as straight forward. I wasn't able to go to school. Got pulled out at age 12, because my sensory problems from the tism was just bad, it really messed me up for the rest of my teens. I have to manage myself carefully, know what i'm able for. So I can't just do any job long term. The longest I've worked was with my father (for free) for a week cutting trees but that was personal work to keep ourselves warm. That was my limit, then I had to had to lock my self awayBut I imagine that if I were working alone at my own pace with my own methods and doing work I liked i'd do well but I just have no idea what to do. So I remain a loser, which isn't great for my self esteem. ingmi if I continue on like I have
Anybody else ever look up at the night sky and trip out on the fact that the pretty lights are actually places just like where you're standing and looking up?
>>34387103>You'd have to move faster than light to see it.Why? We can just pinpoint where the image will be and triangulate a route based on our max speed. Sure sure, it might take 2,000 years, but it's there! Or, could there be a way to look at the way that light travels and direct a telescope to where the light reflected by the earth 2,000 years will be?
>>34387089Pack camaraderie.
>>34387109I look up there and think about looking at it with Her because I’m down horrendous
>>34387109This happened the first time I looked at planets with a telescope. I felt like was looking at a god or seeing something I shouldn't. They were just there floating in the void with their rings and moons. Completely motionless.
>>34387089Dogberg is sitting on your lap. What a madlad.
>spent the whole weekend thinking about a woman that said something nice to meim a fool
>>34387109I like looking up at the night sky and realizing that the universe is way bigger than the stupid bullshit that stresses me out on a daily basis.
>>34387106I thought you'd like some macho rock n roll https://youtu.be/S-fXQUovmmw?si=MpnozV14jEjoa82fhttps://youtu.be/BVyFgq2vXmA?si=AT8VPF4ZPPbJfgZv
>>34387117I'm ashamed to admit that I can relate to this
>>34387104If you're enjoying the slow burn then I guess work up to it next time heh...Idk I'm too much of an autist for that so would just ask her on a date (if the hangouts so far have been vague)>>34387107>my sensory problems from the tism was just bad,Sorry to hear that manHopefully you can eventually find something you can manageIf you were alright with the tree cutting, maybe some kind of manual labour job, you're usually left to your own devices...>working alone at my own pace with my own methods and doing work I liked i'd do well but I just have no idea what to doYeah, that's the ideal but easier said than done to get started...I've also never been able to hold down a job longterm or finish school. In some cases due to moving but mostly just being mentally unstable and fucking things up. But tomorrow is another day, I'm rooting for you bro>>34387119Lol these do go hard, I'll listen properly tomorrow
Is the Her poster the same faggot as the vagueposter simp?
>>34387117I spent it thinking about a woman I made smile
>>34387117Sometimes you gotta ride that high for a bit, nothing wrong with that.
Shart the same sky!
>>34387106Shut the fuck up and stop replying to me, piece of shit.
Femanons, while you are stuck with me being attracted to you I am willing to compromise. I am willing to not feel lonely, take responsibility for being selective, and am willing to give an appropriate amount of space. I am willing to do those things if me being an incel irritates you. I deeply love women, but get depressed once in a while and do not want people to feel burdened by my depression.
What if this was chasing you?
>>34387111No. The light here travels with you and the light there is already traveling away, you can never catch it. If you travel for 2000 years and look back at the earth you'll just see the earth that's slightly behind the current year it's in but nothing substantial. To get access to the "past" light you'd have to move faster than it to get in front of it and observe it.
>>34387115Is this why Copernicus and Galileo went nuts?
>>34387130I’m not sure I have skills to survive this if I’m being perfectly honest.
>>34387128Wtff lol
>>34387132Shit probably
>>34387131>it to get in front of it and observe it.Can't you get "in front" of it by pinpointing where it will be an devising a shorter route to that point so you get there faster?
>>34387106I am never going to mention her here, because it seems only you disgusting piece of shit sexcreep replies.You are so fucking repulsive.
>>34387139No. The shortest point is a straight line. Which it travels in.
>>34387139Nta but you could only do that by traveling faster than the speed of light
I have noticed that, the only women who care about cock size are actual size queens (rare) or virgins/really low bodycounts. Actual whores who enjoy sex don't care about the size of the penis as long as it works. This would point to the fact that it's mostly mental.
For some I kinda want to post a faceless video of myself doing math naked on pornhub just for the lols100% not a good idea but the concept just popped into my head
Help. My girlfriend brought up swinging/ open relationships. She’s never implied she’s into that stuff even if I knew she used to sleep around a lot. I’m not sure how to describes it, but her bringing that stuff up at all has killed some attraction from my end. I can’t help but feel like this is a sign of disloyalty, and that’ll it manifest in her cheating in the future. Anyone else been in this scenario?
Did someone say sex?
>>34387130That looks like a Ratchet & Clank enemy
>>34387149Orgy time!
>>34387148No, send that to me on discord. Don't whore yourself out.
Shut up bitch
>>34387147Most regular women don’t care, but they will compliment your dick if it’s big (from my experience). It won’t completely change their world, but they will tell their friends about your dick size and some women will seek you out because of curiosity.Doesn’t mean they’re worship big dicks or that dick size is the driving factor for them like size queens, though.
>Stretches seductively >So, a monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors>gets hagoromo chalk on my boobs
>>34387149From a married man to you, it’s time to move on. If she’s discussing such topics, she’s either already cheating or has someone in mind. Sorry man
>>34387153She already did multiple times
>>34387149I have been in that scenario. You didn’t sign up for that kind of relationship and will tell you right now that spending any amount of time deluding yourself into thinking it could work is going to be very painful for you.She doesn’t give a fuck about you if she proposed this whether or not she wants to admit it. She knows it isn’t what you wanted out of a relationship with her, surely.You are correct to take this as a sign of disloyalty. She’s basically asking you if she can cheat on you dude.Get out of there.
>>34387148=O*
>>34387157>monadBased FP enjoyer
>>34387159Searching up a specific post in a 4chan archive is way more niche than posting it straight to porhub where it will be recommended to random people.
>>34387149Uh oh. Those are soft breakup words. Get out of there with your dignity rather than being phased out gradually.
>>34387157Yes, yes. Send me a video like this.
>>34387163Im not actually a functional programmer i just like the meme
>>34387165Doesn't matter. A whore's a whore
>>34387158Yea, I know people’s tastes change, but open relationships have to be right up at the start of the relationship, and never again.
I hate polyamorous people.
>>34387157kittenposter wants to fuck cats confirmed
>>34387140>You are so fucking repulsiveLol overreaction much?I'm going back to sleep now anywayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8TFMAWhpY>I've spent countless nights unable to sleep>With only the pain of my wounds as a memory>I don't want - I don't need any kindness>I don't want - never again>Exhausted from a war where no winners remain>I look up at the starry sky, unable even to cry>I don't need - I have no use for yesterday>I don't need - nor for my withered dreams...>I got a burnin' heart - love is a hollow battle>Why must it snatch away even my very soul...The lyrics to this are much sadder when you realise she wrote this after being diagnosed with terminal cancer...
>>34387149I have NEVER seen a scenario where this topic is brought up and the person isn't thinking about fucking someone else. It's over. Get out. Even if it's just a passing thought. She wants to fuck someone you know.
>>34387147Dick is like height. Sure, most women might subconsciously prefer someone taller (bigger dick size), but not someone too tall (too big)…but it doesn’t matter past a certain point. To most women, tallness is just a bonus, if a girl dates you and you’re 6’2, most would probably still date you if you were 5’9. Same with dick size.
>>34387121I was alright with cutting and splitting sticks for about 4 days straight. I do it every year, but not all at once. I'm not fit for that sensory wise. The noise of the chainsaw going, the excavator, the dumber engine. Slipping on cow shit while carrying a log up hill. Fucking annoys me and grinds at me until i'm agitated and need a week to recover. I can't just do that with a job. Just because I can do a job doesn't mean I can do it long term. I become very stressed, I go mute and get twitches and become highly irritable and come down with a bunch of problems that makes life hell. This shit has ruined my life>I've also never been able to hold down a job longterm or finish school. In some cases due to moving but mostly just being mentally unstable and fucking things upmentally unstable how?
>>34387179No. Whores don't care about size. I'm telling you. The "unconscious preference" is a meme.
>>34387149>she used to sleep around a lot>My girlfriend brought up swinging/ open relationshipsOof sorry dude. I gotta agree with other anon, if you're monogamous I'd end it. This shii not gonna end well
>>34387165Do you have any AOL keywords for this specific post
>>34387157You have hagoromo chalk? You really are rich...
>>34387184No. I don't have the post number either. I just remember I was underwhelmed.
>>34387168But get her to bring some hoes to you first
>>34387186Corr. That's that fancy japanese cream chalk innit. Heard of that. Peng.
>>34387181My size has gotten attention from every person I’ve slept with, and I doubt they were all size queens. Sure, they might not care- in that if my dick was regular sized they would have still slept with me - but having interest in it is still caring.
>>34387188She won’t, she’s just gonna leave him to fend for himself on that front, speaking from experience
>>34387186>You have hagoromo chalk?no, but every professor at my university has atleast one box of it in their office. Like ive walked into a lot of math professor offices here and not a single one lacked a box. In my classes we always write on blackboards and we use hagoromo cause the pretentious professors cant stand the idea of caryola chalk getting near the buildingthey say its dustless.. thats not true
>>34387180>cutting and splitting sticks for about 4 days straight>do it every yearWell at least you know you are able to do physical work. Maybe someday you could find a job that's accommodating but ik that's easier said than done. >Slipping on cow shit while carrying a log up hillLol that would piss me off too>Just because I can do a job doesn't mean I can do it long termYeah... maybe something like temp or seasonal jobs would suit you better then. You at least get some cash in your pocket and experience even if it's only a few weeks' contract>mentally unstable howI'm just a crazy bitch lol. I've been prescribed antidepressants, mood stabilisers, antipsychotics etc. but they don't seem to make any difference desu. One day if I can afford it I'd like to some therapy like DBT or something but that's not happening anytime soon
>>34387191I didn't say it wouldn't get attention, you fucking retard. This isn't about you, why do you keep talking about yourself? Who the fuck are you? Who asked you?
ChatGPT keeps telling me I can suggest going to her place to have sex... but that's so cringe>Want to continue this at your place?I mean come on...
>>34387149If by "brought up" you mean proposed opening up your relationship, I'll pile on to say I'd dump immediately in that case, as in I wouldn't even try talking with her to convince her otherwise because her mind is already made up.
Caryola... Like crayola. Bad. Memorized.
>>34387193>Excuse me, professor? Could I have some of your hagoromo chalk?>You'd need to do something for me... why don't you come to my office hours and we can work something out.
>>34387170Lol basedYou should try LISP or Haskell
>>34387196If you unironically use that shit you deserve what's coming
>>34387193lol @ academia
はがろも
>>34387192It's worth a trying to push for couples and unicorns, rather than just dudes
>>34387196You can always just ask if you can come over (unless she invites you first) if things are going well lol. Back in my party days I slept over with quite a few girls
>>34387195You are the one who said they don’t care, and I have real life experience showing they do care. Sounds more like you have a small dick and are coping about it?
>>34387196Don’t ask an LLM for dating advice you absolute mong
あすみませんはごろも
I’m gonna die if I don’t eat pussy at least once this year. No question for women.
How long will it take for me get a language level of B2 in python and C#?
>other men unironically uses ChatGPT for advice on how to talk to womenI might actually have a chance...
>>34387199thats funny but most of my math professors have been femalethe computer science professors on the other hand...>>34387200i want to try it but i dont see the appeal>>34387202lol all you want these bitches WONT HIRE ME
>>34387210I don't know. I feel like I should learn a language just to interact with AI better.
>>34387206Bro, you're an actual retard lmfaoA woman might comment on a guy's muscles, but that doesn't mean she fixates on muscles. None of what you said contradicts what I said. It isn't even relevant. Because your head is so far up your asshole that you don't understand that this isn't about you or your experience.
>>34387188You know that's not going to happen.Girls fucking HATE it when women ask them to fuck their boyfriends come on.
>>34387212>thats funny but most of my math professors have been femaleEven hotter
>>34387193Steal some and stick up there.
>>34387210>B2 in a programming languageNot a thing, thats not human language>HowLeetcode, i guess>How longA week to learn all the features, a few months to memorize them fully>Python and C#are you being serious?
>>34387196Women want to have sex, but you need to bring it up
>>34387212>dont see the appealFairs, I just figured cause you were into math stuff you might like the elegance of it. If I'm writing some kind of calculator or manipulation tool FP is my go-to
>>34387205>>34387219Let's say we're making out for 20 seconds and I suggest we go to her place, would that make sense?
Is this true? Women want to have sex?
>>34387218Kittenposter, let's have sex.
>>34387223Depends on the context but yeah sure, it's worth a try I never even made out before staying over lol
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>>34387194>I've been prescribed antidepressants, mood stabilisers, antipsychotics etc. but they don't seem to make any difference desulol you must be crazyThey had me on meds but it made me like living dead. I think one of the side effects was agitation, so it made me worse in my teens. I came off them as soon as I turned 18 and was allowed to make that decision and I improved a bit. I started trying to go out and be normal for a couple of years, then realised my limits and got fucking depressed for about 6 or 7 years. They wanted me to take some anti-depressant but I refused. I didn't want to risk going back to that state I was in, I rather had long term depression. I'm alright now, that's behind me. Just my life is ruined now but I stopped caring so muchBut it would be nice to figure something out. idk. I will keep thinking of somethingDo you really think the-rapy works? To me it's a meme. I've already introspected for years
>>34387224Yeah but not with us kek
>>34387215>You know that's not going to happen.>Girls fucking HATE it when women ask them to fuck their boyfriends come on.Aren't there 4-5 regular non monogamous femanons?
>>34387229>I never even made out before staying over lolThen how are you going from no physical intimacy to being invited over? Are you just being a pest and couch surfing or are you actually fucking them?
>>34387233I’ve met some that, for reasons beyond my understanding, do want to have sex with me.
How easy is it to get an Australian or Chilean girlfriend as a black male?
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There is nothing wrong with dumping your cognitive load onto an LLM and letting it do the thinking for you. Society will be a cashless utopia soon. There will be no need for skills once we achieve Heaven On Earth.
Similar question to the open relationship guy: if my girlfriend asks me to do something fetishy that's not extreme but I think is gross, should I put up with it but make it clear it's not something I want to do often, or will I be at risk of a breakup if I say no and that's final?
>>34386276No. He seems preoccupied and entertained.
>>34387242If that would be enough for her to consider breaking up with you, she’d be doing you a favor by dumping you.You should never do anything you’re not comfortable with in the bedroom.
>>34387232>you must be crazyWell, that's what people call me lel>made me like living deadYeah, I hate the zombie spaced out feeling. People commented how I seemed "better" but I was just going to work, going through the motions and going to bed, it was ass>started trying to go out and be normal for a couple of years, then realised my limitsAt least you had a go man, that's more than a lot of people manage >my life is ruined nowEh it's not over til the fat lady sings lol. You're probably younger than me.>To me it's a memeI think it does help if you have someone understanding who can provide good insights also. I used to see a woman at the ymca who had bipolar and autism and she was really helpful. Most of the people I had to see in school were pretty useless though and just gave generic adviceGodspeed dude, you've proved you're capable of lots of things, hopefully you can find a healthy balance so you don't burn out
>>34387235>how are you going from no physical intimacy to being invited overWell we might've hung out, danced or sat close together or whatever beforehand. So there was still some closeness. No I never slept on the couch lol, and no I never had sex. Maybe they just felt sorry for me like a stray puppy or something and let me cuddle
>>34387234Not that I'm aware of
>>34387251>You're probably younger than meI'm 29 now. it's overBy the time I figure something out, i'll be 40. If I even do. Fuck>I used to see a woman at the ymca who had bipolar and autism and she was really helpful. Most of the people I had to see in school were pretty useless though and just gave generic adviceA lot of therapists I don't think understand someone like me and project their own psychology and give this generic advice. Maybe if it was a fellow sperg, it could be worth a try>Godspeed dude, you've proved you're capable of lots of things, hopefully you can find a healthy balance so you don't burn outThanks. But I doubt it, it isn't looking good for me
>>34387274JH, Korrasami, Stardew, Homewrecker
>>34384172No fucking way!
>>34386765Months
