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>>34390466How to get a gf at an event I will be attending that is 50 miles from where I live?
>>34390466what do women even offer men anymore?
I'm going to win her heart even if it kills me!
>>34390473That sounds nice. Go get her.
>>34390472Why do we have to offer you anything?
>>34390472Again, it's perfectly ok to be gay.
the masculine urge to exclusively chase whores then be disgusted and enraged about how all women on earth are sluts
>>34390489>here we have a rare "guy puts stick in his own wheel spoke and cries about how he flew off his bike" meme before it is fully formed
>>34390489At least bro is self-aware>>34390466Michael Chad
>>34390489The cycle of moid suffering.>find a girl with loads of baggage>think you can fix her>she breaks your heart>tell yourself you'll never fall for it againRepeat
>>34390491drinking at 7am and on the DX7https://voca.ro/1lJXJ2nnJnrbwhat you nerds listening to atm
>>34390499shit wrong post kek >>34389866
>>34390465Can you lend me 5 bucks bro>>34390476ThisThough if I had a son he'd probably become a chad and gigamog me
>>34390499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDY4NqGAt50
>>34390504This is a nice one <3
>>34390506Thanks anon, pretty sure that album's been my most listened to 3-4 years in a row now.
>>34390508Good taste lol
lately I've been feeling like I'm gonna have a panic attack every night
Whyyyyyyyy can't I sleep. I'm tired I swear.
>>34390512RealI slept like 3 hoursHope you can get back to sleep <3
>>34390512You gotta cut the caffeine, I'm pretty sure that's what's been fucking me up lately.
>>34390511Sorry to hear that, is there anything setting off your anxiety?
>>34390466How do I flirt? I can socialize and have conversations with women no problem, but I don't know how to flirt or do anything that would actually get me a gf. Somehow I think I internalized at a young age that displaying any sign or indication of attraction is wrong and I just don't know how to navigate this shit
>>34390498I literally won't fall for it again. They don't even have real problems, they're just spoiled bitches who blow everything up
>>34390516>displaying any sign or indication of attraction is wrongI think this is the main barrier desu. I had the same issue. You just gotta tell yourself that it's OK to show some attraction and flirt a bit if they seem receptive>>34390518What constitutes a "real problem"?
Visiting my mom in 2 days and I'm panickingHow do I appear normal for almost a week...I've been a broke turboNEET all year though she doesn't know this
>>34390514I should have calorie maxxed instead of the soda. My stomach is still growling. I also forgot breakfast and lunch today by thinking of things I needed to do.
>>34390525>I should have calorie maxxedShould you have tho...
>>34390520>You just gotta tell yourself that it's OK to show some attraction and flirt a bit if they seem receptiveI just don't know how to do that properly. It feels like flirting is a delicate dance and I don't even have legs.
>>34390528Baby steps I suppose. It's not that different to normal banter and joking back and forth really. And if you put your foot in it it's not a big deal, live and learn. Iktf though I also can't flirt to save my life. Not every woman cares about that
State GenderDo you use filters on your dating profile pictures.
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>>34390515I don't know honestly, maybe it's because I haven't left the house in a while, I should go for a walk or something
>>34390532Literally me except I'm employed
>>34390531m. lol>your dating profile
>>34390531MI don't have a dating profile because every one of my friends who has one wants to kill themselves
>>34390531M, when I tried apps no way lol, what would be the point, I'm not tryna trick anyone out here>>34390532This animation is great>gonna skip breakfast Who even has breakfast and lunchDid bro even apply to the jobs>what happened MoodIf I knew my life was gonna end up like this when I was younger I would've just ended it all honestly >>34390533A walk might definitely do you some good, yeah
Can you tell how close a guy is by how he's thrusting?
>>34390540Are dating apps really that terrible these days? When I tried years ago Tinder was pretty good desu
>>34390529>Not every woman cares about thatReally? Feels like flirting is kind of a requirement to actually find a gf.
>>34390527Yes because I only had like 2000 and maintenence is almost 3k. And I know once I get back on the leg press I'm going to max it out.
>>34390531Mim too ugly to even try using a dating app, shit would mutilate my psyche, like having a micropenis and posting it asking for positive words or something like that
>>34390545My only experience with Tinder was when it was still new, and that was over a decade ago. Nowadays I hear it's a grind to get any matches, plus they're all full of bots (Tinder especially). The suicide part is an exaggeration, but every one of my friends who uses them talks about using it like it's a second job, and none of them ever sound like they're enjoying it.
>>34390546>flirting is kind of a requirement to actually find a gfI'm sure it definitely helps, and to keep the spark or whatever, but it's not a "requirement" per se. I didn't flirt with the gfs I had until we were already dating (and even then I was bad at it lol)
>>34390549Why on earth are you eating 3000 calories
>>34390554Because she weighs 300 pounds
>>34390549Godspeed, get dem gains>>34390552Sounds oversaturated and shit lol >second jobI mean one should never take it that seriously desu lol. I was putting in like a few mins a day tops
>>34390545not that guy but apps worked for me :)
>>34390529women don't need to flirt. Just come and whisper something in the ears . BOOOM
>>34390542It's usually pretty easy to tell when he's about to, but it's not just by his thrusting
>>34390531A filter that eliminates all of the disgusting hamplanets, like BlueVaklyrie, from sight both IRL and online would be amazing.
>>34390560Lol, yeah that'd work on me...My ex just complimented me at a bar and then asked for my number
>>34390557Godspeed, happy for you broYeah the last time I tried I was 20 lol, good times. That was 7 years ago... I've never tried again since bc my life is a mess, feels too late now
>>34390531M. No, I'm no model but I'm decent looking and I don't like it. Besides, filters on guys always give a weird vibe unless they're trying to go for a twinkish/femboyish/femenine vibe.
State GenderWhat dating apps are you using?What are you doing to find a mate?
>>34390556I've been chasing that high of hip bumping my ex into and nearly knocking over two walmart shelves. He fucking ragdolled. XD
>>34390483your meaty squishy tender body for men to squeeze and enjoy them
>>34390566M>What dating apps are you using?None>What are you doing to find a mate?Nothing, NEET and too depressedI will get another job but there's no point trying to date anymore
>>34390553I guess I just don't know how to escalate a social conversation with a woman into something that leads to a relationship
>>34390566Female, I tried downloading tinder years ago and deleted it after a day, it was very gross feeling and overwhelming. I always just dated people I met irl
>>34390566Not using any apps. The risk of running into fat female garbage is too high.
>>34390566M. Currently I'm not using any app, I was using Bumble and trying one called Boo, but after dating a girl for a couple months, sleeping together and hanging out all the time to get ghosted out of nowhere, I decided to quit dating apps. I'm currently doing nothing to find someone, after this last experience I feel defeated when it comes to dating
>>34390566M>What dating apps are you using?Mozilla Firefox.>What are you doing to find a mate?Moving across the country to a big city.
>>34390566M. I have Boo, Hinge, Bumble, eHarmony, and Tinder profiles. I have gone on one date in the past 2 years that I've been on these apps (also my only date ever).I've mostly given up on apps, but I don't know how else to find a partner.
>>34390571same here. i just don't know what to say after initial casual non flirtatious talks. In my head, there's this fear of preemptive judgement from her. If i try to say anything remotely flirtatious then the girl will IMMEDIATELY know my intentions with her and that is something which makes me extremely uncomfortable. Its like when you don't have something and sometimes you borrow it from your neighbour and you are on your way again to do that but this time the neighbor already sees you coming towards them and makes weird faces and whispering something to someone else standing in his vicinity into the ears
>>34390566its a really pathetic reason but my dick is small and im afraid to ever show it to a girl so i basically never date
>>34390566NoneNone I'm avoiding dating.
>>34390584bold of you to assume that is the only factor stopping you from getting a gf
>>34390508Listening to some kino rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCQyBcHeDghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJrRZ_U-_6shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihaRZyie_Vshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cDwlj3Px20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbeTfonHdchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qFwk-lvvXshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b8266RmyUw
>>34390571I mean at the end of the day, you can just ask her on a date if you like her, you don't have to play 4D chess with trying to flirt lolHopefully if you do have good chemistry then that'll come naturally later on>>34390583>try to say anything remotely flirtatious then the girl will IMMEDIATELY know my intentions with herThe way I see it, it's better to be straightforward with your intentions, so she doesn't think you're just trying to be friends or whatever
>>34390587nta>nightcoreit really is kino
>>34390566My ex downloaded Hinge on my phone once. I learned that my options were limited to:>A fat black>A fat, tatted white>A ching-chong>Two jeetas
>>34390585A less bloated "personality" could finally get you a skinny man who isn't black or a deadbeat.
>>34390583>just don't know what to say after initial casual non flirtatious talks"Hey, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a coffee date sometime"I think there's no use in overcomplicating it desu, that's what leads to misunderstandings and wasting each other's timeI guess my main advice is just to try and meet more women and practice socialising and bantering desu. I only ever had 3 gfs but they asked me out, I don't know how to flirt either
Men, when you were 15 years old would you think it's cringe if your elder zoomer cousin gave you an Easter basket? Or if she had gifts and chocolate for you, would you prefer to just get it in a box or gift bag? I know I'm probably overthinking this
>>34390592Get me a black man or deadbeat? I pull body builders that want to be pegged. You wish you could.
>>34390590Based nightcore enjoyer If you give me a song(s) I'll do a nightcore edit lol>>34390595I'm almost 30 and I would still love an Easter basketNo sane 15 year old is going to reject free chocolate and gifts no matter the format
Thin gf or chubby gf?
>>34390596Apart from shelves of food in the store, you aren't pulling down anything.
>>34390596>I pull body buildersstop the cap
>>34390598
>>34390598Hamplanets (like BV) tend to be horrible people to be around. The only reason why men put up with them is because that's their only option.
>>34390586i said it was the reason i dont try learn to read nigger
>>34390603I didn't say hamplanets, I said chubby.
>>3439059515 year old me would not say no to free shit
>>34390605Ends up a hamplanet in no time.
>>34390566FNonI didn’t do anything, bf asked me out
>>34390609yeah, women don't have to do anything to date, they can be 100% passive.
>>34390598Easier to get a thin one and fatten her up till she's a healthy plump, than get a chubby one and slim her down a bit.So thin, but not because I find thin girls more attractive.
>>34390590This pic used to be my desktop wallpaper when I was like 12 lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quzsv6ekcPQ
Women, how would it make you feel if your boyfriend was going to cum on your tits but missed and skeeted on your face because he nutted to hard?
>>34390600I don't
>>34390610I take care of myself, good job good family. I look really good
>>34390512>tfw my mom asking me to do more stuff for her Welp this is a good excuse to put on laundry and go back to sleep lolHope you're able to get some more sleep too
>>34390614I prefer face
>>34390620>lists the bare minimumso you don't do anything to date.
If I meet a lady at an event that ends at 6pm, should I try to turn the rest of the event into a sort of date, ask her to dinner after the event is over, or both?
>>34390620Your bf is a lucky guy then >>34390619This guy is a bodybuilder?Good for you ig but this screenshot could be from anywhere lol
The only thing worse than a monstruous female fatty is a NEET female fatty.
>>34390625You could ask if she wants to get something to eat or go somewhere else, yeah, worth a shot
>>34390598thin
>>34390598Thin gf. Easier to carry
>>34390624What am I suppose to do?
>>34390621Ughhh the construction workers are starting next door >_> earplugs don't let me down>>34390627I don't mind fat women at all if they have a cute face and nice personalityThe problem is BV has neither
>>34390626It's from my dm's so you nerds wouldn't know.
>>34390626Thank you. I’m lucky too
How do I compliment a woman's outfit or cosplay without being weird about it?
Ever notice how niggas that beat women are rarely lacking women to beat?
>>34390619thats literally how I look like when im on bulkits not really body builder tier, just a regular dude who goes to the gym body
>>34390637Abusers wouldn't be abusers if they didn't know how to get victims.
anyone ever experienced the "person is visibly disgusted/offended that you would even think to ask them out" tropeor is that just a meme
>>34390636see picrel
>>34390597>>34390607I'll stick with the Easter basket then. Bonus for me since it's more fun to put together lol
>>34390637The vast majority of rapes aren't done by incels, but by people whom these women know and choose to have sex with.
Femanons, do you ashually exist?
>>34390636Guys give compliment because they want something. If you can give a nice non pervy compliment and leave it at that it’s perfect
Do any of you guys have Peyronie’s disease?
>>34390645Somewhere
>>34390640yes, in high school
>>34390645Every day
>>34390647Chad always wins.
i miss my ex
>>34390652Because they know boundaries?
>>34390625Whatever makes the most sense, depending on the event and the vibe between you. Maybe it would feel natural to have lunch or a drink together during the day of the event, maybe it feels natural to ask her if she'd like to grab a bite to eat afterwards. Or maybe just getting her contact info if that feel right
flirting with men and women is fun but not seriously
>"Heya! What kind of games have you been playing lately?"How do you girls feel about that question?
>>34390636“Hey, epic cosplay.” Optionally point put detail you like or question you have about how it was made. Note: Only works when I do it because I’m a CHADDDD Quad D for DESTRUCTION
>>34390636How well do you know her? You don't have to specifically comment on her outfit, personally that would feel really weird to me and if you managed to do it in a noncreepy way I'd assume you were gay. If you're already acquaintances, just tell her she looks good, great, beautiful, or whatever when you greet her. Whatever is the most normal and natural. If you don't already know her, then just chatting and flirting is enough. She already knows you think she's attractiveNo idea about cosplay stuff though
>>34390663Love it! And I know you didn’t actually ask but I’ve been playing Elden Ring, doing a Fire Knight build. I bought an extra copy of the game so I could trade weapons with myself hehe..
>>34390667Oh, it’s a “gamer grill”…
>>34390667dex/fth? you can run the serpent flail if u do. easily the coolest flail in the game (what a miserable weapon type) also i wish you could make the player character lankier or taller, would make a lot of the armors look cooler
>>34390657NTA but the thing about 'Chad' is that he's like that because he's pushing boundaries. Everything to do with approaching women, getting their attention and maintaining it (i.e. a life of drama rather than a boring life) tethers on the edge of what a sane, emotionally stable and empathetic person would do.
How to estimate my value as a male?
>>34390670No it's not hard to not harass women. You just have piss poor social skills on purpose for being retarded.
>>34390642NTA but no one ever points out that the top guy's body language is calm and relaxed and good natured, while the guy on the bottom looks tense and like he's holding himself back from pouncing on her
>>34390670Rules of Nature.Chads LAw there is much overlap.History dictates. Humanity follows.The Abyss needs to take us all.
>>34390667I'm the guy who you're replying to. Good answer. I didn't want to pollute your response with how girls (in actuality) always respond to that when I ask them that question so I withheld that info... I'm always just ghosted when I ask that. It's such an incredible filter.
>>34390671take your female looksmatch, subtract your valie thrice and then put her above your league by two points.
>>34390677Fuck not looking good broskis
>>34390667Go back to Poketopia.
>>34390668Shut up, nerd
>>34390668>a “gamer grill”A trooner..........
>>34390675the WHAT
>>34390663Embarrassed, because I don't play any
>>34390677So if I am looksmatched with a 5/10, then subtracting 3 from me and adding 2 to her, then effectively I am a 1/10 to her?
>>34390682Lulz.Don’t forget to clean your Nintendo underwear.
Got into a fight with my sister today. She was chattering about her supervisor at work she's "dating," I told her he's using her for sex like he does with every other moderately attractive girl who goes through there, and she immediately started screaming at me. By her own admission literally all she does is go to his place Saturday evenings. I don't understand how she doesn't understand what's going on. Is there any way for me to get through to her on this or does she need to learn this for herself?
>>34390669Faith build, I’m using the Fire Knight’s Greatsword with flame art (so pretty). I’ll use Messmer’s Incantations when I get to the DLC. I wish the character could have boobs, I’m flat let me pretend
>>34390688Brvtal
>>34390670Incel brain rot
in our fucked up modern society, the "looksmatch" for a legitimately healthy and good looking virgin-guy who is Poor and/or has Social Anxiety is a non-virgin woman with tattoos/septum piercing and who may or may not already have a child. If you're unhealthy and downright ugly, your looksmatch is even lower than that! Single mom with "relatively low mileage" is the best you could hope for!
>>34390690Sometimes, hard headed people need to learn the hard way… FAFO.
>>34390693nice. i like how dark messmer’s fire looks from normal fire in the basegame. quite pretty indeed. >boobsspeaking of boobs, i read somewhere (probably reddit) that the female characters boobs aren’t that different from recluses in NR, it’s just that her posture is different to accentuate them lol and also her outfit
>>34390693*pushes up glasses*Interesting.> Triangulating coordinates
>>34390690Let it go. She'll learn on her own soon enough either way, and if she needs someone to talk to I assume you'll want her to feel okay coming to you, rather than not sharing anything because she knows you'll say "I told you so". You already have her your opinion, so leave it at that
>>34390701Play Pokermanz or Zelder instead, plz.
>>34390635Wholesome>>34390636Just say you think her outfit is cool, or comment on something that stands out to you>>34390634Funny how you're too sick to work but not too sick to DM "bodybuilders" lol
>>34390663NAGDragon Quest 7 Reimagined.Then either SAROS or RE: Reqiuem
>>34390690Lol your sister is a moron
>>34390697>virgin-guy who is Poor and/or has Social Anxiety is a non-virgin woman with tattoos/septum piercingFuck it we ballNothing wrong with the huzz
>>34390705i played pokemon blue, yellow, crystal, emerald, the tcg on gb, mystery dungeon sky, and the puzzle block matching game. I’ve had my fill of pokemanz. also i played links awakening, the oracle games, twilight princess and thats it for zelda.
>>34390709Well, just like Men, sometimes the dick is too alluring.
>>34390676Like when I ask about favorite baseball game last year and it gets quiet hehe
>>34390711Ohhh, quite the adventurer.
>>34390681I only heard the name
>have a bland date with a woman from an app>was cute, but reminded me too much of my annoying aunt with her attitude and how she spoke>still be courteous and whatever>we end up in the parking lot and are about to say our goodbyes>apparently she felt better about our date than I did, since she was just standing there expecting me to do something as I kept trying to officially end the date and say goodbye>we both awkwardly stand there exchanging pleasantries>feel all hot and bubbly even though I wasn't into her but my body was telling me to go for a hug or kiss or whatever it was she was expecting from me>resist and stick to my guns, this shit isn't going to work out>she finally took the hint and we parted waysWhat the fuck, is this what it feels like to feel desired or attractive?
>>34390701I know all about clothes and posture, hehe. I haven’t played NR, doesn’t look fun to me
Dying forever alone…Welp, my fate is sealed.
>>34390702Dont be weird
>>34390718lolli haven’t played it either desu, but the new characters and bosses are all pretty cool looking.
>>34390712Nothing wrong with her hooking up, just saying she's a moron if she's under the illusion they're dating lolI have a friend who did something similar recently>guy said he's not looking for anything serious, only casual sex>she kept trying to date/hook up with him and convince him they're something more>got mad and crashed out when he didn't want to be her bf>>34390716Dating is a crapshoot desu. Sometimes you feel it more than the other person and vice versa. I've been surprised when people were eager for another date after what I felt was a meh date, and conversely been told it was awkward/been ghosted after what I felt went well. I think it mostly has to do with interpersonal chemistry desu and being on a similar wavelength
>>34390719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrHXMhrs6Qg
Good afternoon, Euros.
>>34390729yo
Threesome between femanon, Hasan Piker, and Clavicular.Only question is: who's getting the pink, and who's getting the stink?Femanons, your insights, please.
I remember when one of my bullies pulled my pants down and a girl saw my penis, oddly enough she started talking to me the next day
>>34390690She's mad because she knows it's true.
>>34390731Disgusting. But one is too busy doing meth and prison time, the other is already sucking a state officer’s dick
I'm feeling especially autistic tonight so I'm gonna go play sonic the hedgehog (the original)
>>34390736Okay, Bollywood Stud muffin, and Hot Saudi Prince.
Im guessing the new captcha system and the great 4c hack of last year, really killed the traffic…
>>34390736Funny thing is I'm not sure which is which in your post
>>34390741if people are too stupid to solve the captcha they shouldn't be posting tbqhI mean I'm a moron and can still solve it>>34390736lulz>>34390729isn't it 11am in most of yurop10am here
>>34390726>Nothing wrong with her hooking upYes there is, especially since it's not even a relationship, she's just disposable cocksleeve number 8,241 for her boss. I'd be ashamed to be related to a dumb slut like that.
>>34390743Good for you, keep it that way ;)
>>34390746Rude!
i don't get how people can pay any mind to hasan piker, he seems genuinely braindead
>>34390748Qt, stop replying for me
>>34390749He makes women cum. That makes him a leader in a biological/evolutionary sense.
>>34390749There are a lot of worse etubers out there, and not including political ones.Just remember a majority of these e celebs are pieces of shit.
>>34390749I don't even know who that is>>34390750that wasn't me lol>>34390745>I'd be ashamed to be related to a dumb slut like that.bruh...
>>34390749His audience is brain dead too.>>34390751He doesn’t, he is known to be ugly as fuck, it’s just a few ones that are very loud about it.
>>34390737based, Sanik 1 on the Mega Drive is classic have some remixes https://voca.ro/1b7EvcewCar2
>>34390755>He doesn’t, he is known to be ugly as fuckWe're in trouble, lads...
>>34390757Based slutAll manlets must become sissies
>>34390759You are not in trouble, I promise
>>34390749>he seems genuinely braindeadAren't most "influencers"
>>34390757Snowbunny?
>>34390757Why are her knees so dark
>>34390737Which version are you playing btw? Are you emulating it?
>>34390764She probably spends a lot of time on them...
>>34390756hey I just beat that stage!also nice remixes! did you made them? >>34390765I'm emulating the original, I have the mega collection on gamecube but I didn't feel like getting my game from my closet and setting up everything to play it.
>>34390757Chad’s property.
I used to write love poems for my ex before she left me. I felt she was worthy of the words. Now I don't anymore. I feel if I write love poems it's hollow. "I waited all my life for a woman like you, and I would wait another lifetime too", bitch no I didn't, you know I was plapping cheeks before you. I'm not a knight in shining armor and you're not a princess in plight.Do women even like receiving poems nowadays?
>>34390767>I just beat that stage!niceu, you on Spring Yard now?>nice remixes! did you made them?thanks brev, and ye(if you got any song suggestions lmk)>>34390767>have the mega collection on gamecubewait is this chao girl with Ken and Puck lol>emulating the originalhellz yeah
>>34390771>felt she was worthy of the words. Now I don't anymore. I feel if I write love poems it's hollowtrust a poet to be such an emo lulzbro on his Romeo arc
>>34390771Just… stick with your wife.> hides fortune cookie.
>>34390757She probably got fucked a couple of times on that counter that's meant for food by some barely washed 6'4 guys in cargo pants.
>>34390761I'd probably look like Michael Cera next to him
Femanons got reaaaaal quiet, lmao.
>>34390466women that can't live without the lore of a game are autists, prove me wrong and say why you all look like a 4-6/10 and have glasses or collect some form of item (ex; energy drinks or hats). i am le waiting.
>>34390785>women that can't live without the lore of a game are autistsOne of them should be my gf
>>34390772I'm in labyrinth zone act 2 now, had to take a break because the game is giving me motion sickness.also I always thought that image was edited but it really does say cope lol
>>34390785Okay Hargeet Xbox.
>>34390781Still better than the tiny head mumbling uggo
>>34390726>Dating is a crapshoot desuYeah, but it was still nice to feel those warm fuzzies when she wanted me to hug/kiss/whatever
>>34390755>>34390761He's a model
>>34390792There is no way haha. Do you mean he models on his instagram?
>>34390792>He's a modelif he's a model then I'm albert einstein
>>34390794GQ
>>34390792models are psyop ragebait you moron and you've fallen for it hook line and sinker
>>34390799Michael B Jordan.Bitches ALL love him.
>>34390783BlueValkyrie gave a last oink and passed out from eating exhaustion. Two thirds of the physical /atoga/ space has been vacated.
>>34390799Ew he got fat lips
>>34390801they certainly had their claws in it
>>34390787>had to take a break because the game is giving me motion sicknessyeah Sonic 1 can do that to you, especially the special stages lol>always thought that image was edited but it really does say cope lolsame, I also thought it was as meme but it's in the game xDI assume the Japanese dev team just thought it was a cool sounding English word lolI'm gonna take a nap but have another crappy remix :p https://voca.ro/1n6vgaIaXMV8
>>34390804>>34390798>>34390800>>34390794>>34390802https://media.gq.com/photos/689b913a6e513613c40b02c2/1:1/w_960,c_limit/FINAL_HasanPiker__058_copy_2.jpg
>>34390808Haha fucking gross!
>>34390808he looks exactly like a local farmer I know, lol
>>34390808bro looks like his mum just picked him up from football club after school
>>34390810Did you sleep with him?
>>34390808Did he pay for this? He comes from a wealthy family, this reminds me of those kids that get a music video because their parents are rich
>>34390812no, but he's married to a friend of mine
>>34390808I’ve done a little bit of modeling and they did him dirty. He is ugly, but this is a bad shoot
god I want a germanic gf with a big butt
>>34390815this lol, wtf was the stylist thinking on this shoot
thoughts and prayers to all the wagies working today https://youtu.be/EI4PaP8gWQs
>>34390808Paying tens of thousands of dollars for clothes that make you look like a fool and a jackass is such a signature Hasan move.
>>34390808There's only a fem things more cringe than someone thinking it's a valid thing to do to pose and get your pics taken like a prostitute advertising her body to sell her services.
>>34390816I want a lusty jeeta with a big ass and tits who will worship me and kiss my feet because I'm a white boy.
>>34390817He got fat legs and tiny head, let’s position him to look like child playing FIFA in bed.
>>34390820Why are the most hateful hasan opponents all pedos and sex criminals
>>34390816>every guy wants me for my big butt, but they all fall in love most with my big heart
>>34390826>pedos and sex criminalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSDxuo-gpIkIronic, don't you think?
>>34390827That's the way I hope it goes
>>34390802NTAWhat does he have to do with this?
>>34390823ngl getting worshipped/fetishized by brown girls for being white is kinda hot
>>34390815exactly idk why so many males say he's attractive. his face has always reminded me of a frog.
>>34390825lolmaybe he should've just become a FIFA YouTuber instead of all the political stuffI mean I don't think he's ugly but that's from a guy's povbut he's not a model lol>>34390831bro is brojecting something there...
>>34390512Because you keep posting on 4chan.Did you ever watch Saving Private Ryan, where they talk about the trick to falling asleep is to try to not fall asleep.You should be tired enough that you're happy just lying there in bed doing nothing, just existing under your warm comfy blanket, that you're note worrying about whether you have fallen asleep yet or not.Personally I always like to listen to audio roleplays when going to sleep. You could try that, to help wind you down. Find some nice moid voice that you like on YouTube. I hear CardlinAudio is popular with the ladies for example.
>>34390835>idk why so many males say he's attractivedesu I think us straight guys just have no idea what makes a guy attractive or not>>34390837>they talk about the trick to falling asleep is to try to not fall asleepthis is honestly good advice lolsometimes when I'm tired I just go for a "lie down" for like an hour regardless of whether I fall asleep or not
>>34390834It is, can confirm.
should I just help my mom with something now or should I say I'm at work and do it later
>>34390839i think those guys have forgotten the word "metrosexual"
>>34390844lulz
>>34390595When I was 15 zoomers didn't exist. Or I guess they were just about to starting to appear in the world.But an Easter basket was nice even back then. Gifts and chocolate is always nice. The basket is a cute and seasonally appropriate extra touch.I say go for it.
>>34390806>yeah Sonic 1 can do that to you, especially the special stages lolI remember last time I played 3d blast I got really really bad motion sickness I had to lay down for a few minutes or else I was gonna throw up.nice remix btw!oh yeah I beat the game already
have you ever actively not pursued anything/kept your distance when you were insanely into someone, but just knew they'd be trouble (and likely have others chasing them and you didn't want to have to deal with jealousy)?
>>34390854no neverI always go for the honey
>>34390854Yep, im doing it right now
>>34390857How would they be trouble?
>No you cant cold approach, you need to meet girls through your social circle>No you cant ask out your friends because that ruins the friendshipwomen, make up your mind
>>34390859while she's technically not family, its pretty close (the sister of my sisters husband) and she's way out of my league
>>34390860your supposed to date your friends friends and siblings you fucking sperg
>>34390860only weirdos try to or want to have male "friends". 99% of men cannot be platonic friends with a woman and it's naive to think otherwise.
>>34390862The one with the baby fever?
>>34390860if (hot) askOut(true);else { beQuiet(true); stayFriends(true); dieAlone(true); }It's that simple.
>>34390866what? No
>>34390849>last time I played 3d blast I got really really bad motion sickness I had to lay down for a few minutesRIP, yeah I can see how 3D blast can do that, it def made me a bit dizzy in places >nice remix btwthanks, it's from fist of the north star :p>I beat the game alreadywhat a legend lol>>34390854yeah but it's more because I think they could do better than me>>34390860social circle is more like friends of friendsnothing wrong with cold approaching in some settings like a club tho(if you date a friend's sibling though ask your friend if they're cool with it lol)>>34390867based Java enjoyer
>>34390839>just go for a "lie down" for like an hour regardless of whether I fall asleep or notExactly, this is what it means. Go to bed, turn out the lights, get cozy and close your eyes. Think about nothing, or think about everything, let your mind wander, don't hold on to any particular thought. Even if can't fall asleep this is still more restful than stressing out over not sleeping.
>>34390854i don't date precisely because of this principle in abstract. well, not defeatist attitudes about others chasing them, but wrt avoiding trouble
>>34390871C++ actually.Probably should pass the girl by reference, but y'know.
>>34390860nag but>confesses crushthat's the issue, don't do a confession, just bring the idea of dating up and don't be weird if they reject you. if they are a quality friend, then the friendship will be fine
I am Mr. Fucking Aura and I mog all you peasants
>>34390863nta but you're a nigger.>friends friends and siblings>as if these aren't still friends>your supposed>yourGo jump off a bridge promptly.
Do they secretly have an open relationship or something? Why would a man ask another man, his friend, to buy his gf a drink at the bar?
>yeah im gonna move the goalposts eternally your just have to deal w it budThis is your brain on feminist rhetoric.
Incels/troons do talk exactly like feminists these days.
>>34390834>>34390841What's the best way to try worshipping a white guy sexually in the least personally humiliating/degrading way possible?
>>34390880Yes, you're supposed to date acquaintances, not your closest friends. Thats reserved for non-romantic connections and those would rightfully feel betrayed if you suddenly tried to add a sexual element to a long standing friendship. You're supposed to flirt with your best friends cousin's tag along friend that showed up to his birthday party, not the girl that has thought you're her friend since second grade. >inb4 my friends don't have siblings or other friends Get better friends.>inb4 my friends wouldn't want me to date their siblingsThen you need to apply yourself if they'd be friends with you but wouldn't want you to date their siblings.
>>34390885What's your ethnicity?
>>34390884Nice try, incel
>>34390875realI'm gonna do this now cause now my mom wants me to call in afternoon at some unspecified time >_> I don't have the energy for this lol
>>34390860It’s friends of friends
>>34390888Mostly latina, but I look blacker.
>>34390889>the xer is still seethingTake your pills next time kek.
>>34390889it's same story, different flavor. all-in-one world philosophy based wholly on faith and tribal keywords that enables degenerate behavior. feminism and inceldom have extreme sympathea, honestly
>>34390885>oh massa yes colonize this ethnic puh, das rite
>>34390899That's exactly what I said I don't want to be like.
>>34390895Did you ask him about the bracelet?
Why are there so many incel-to-tranny pipeliners during these hours. It's getting creepy, I miss olde /atoga/ at this point.
>>34390900>oh massa yes colonize this ethnic puh, das rite respectfully
>>34390885you can't have your cake and eat it too, dummy
>feel sad>bad weather, for at least until Saturday>look at old travel photos, start crying>my living room has been kind of a mess>still have to disassemble my old chair>been meaning to clean my apartment for two weeks nowSad days...
>>34390897Time for a nap, little one
>>34390886nta but what if you know but just have zero friends and nobody wants to be your first one lmao
>>34390895My gf liked to pretend I was some conqueror of her land, who saw her and was so smitten by her beauty that I needed to have her despite not speaking her language.So we'd both speak our native languages, which we at the time did not understand. Praising each other, dirty talk, yelling about breeding, etc.She'd also put on some traditional clothes and such.Idk if that sounds degrading to you.
>>34390902Where? Who?
>>34390895Do you ever wish you were a pale latina instead?
>>34390907What makes you think you'd make a decent partner if you can't even make friends? Most likely you're surrounded by the wrong crowd probably on top of being a difficult person to want to be around.
>>34390901Yes, it's handled.>>34390903Better, but not good.>>34390904Well can I get like a cupcake and eat it too, at least? What's the lowest common denominator of worship and self-respect?
>>34390913And how was it handled?
>>34390885Massage with oil and everything that turns sexual
Has anyone else ever been really into someone but also simultaneously not? There's a girl I'm friends with who's hot and super fun to hang out with and has basically hijacked my brain in the sense I can't stop thinking about her and always do her favours without being asked. But at the same time I don't want to date her or anything like that?? Really weird feeling that I've never experienced before, it's like a crush that you don't actually want to be with in any capacity.
>>34390912as i said i'm not surrounded by anyone or any kind of crowd, just nobody. and what makes you think i'd assume i'm a decent partner without having friends?
>>34390909Sounds cute, actually. Emphasizing the cultural barrier aspect without any implicit power dynamics beyond the setting. I like it. It wouldn't work for us, but it's nice to know the dynamic exists.>>34390911I used to when I was in gradeschool.
>>34390913>with all due respect, oh massa yes colonize this ethnic puh, das rite respectfully
>>34390918>It wouldn't work for usHow come?
>>34390917So you live in the middle of the siberian forest and never went to school and you have no family? Interesting life you live. >what makes you think i'd assume i'm a decent partner without having friends?True, I guess I assumed you'd want to be a good partner to whoever you'd date but I suppose it's possible you don'g give a shit as long as you get yours. Which would explain the lack of friends.
>>34390918>I used to when I was in gradeschool.makes sense, you were in gradeschool while segregation was still a thing, eh JH
>>34390905Gets like that, anon. Don't be too hard on yourself and push yourself to do a little bit more everyday, even if it's just cleaning one small area of your apartment or going for a walk
>>34390914I texted him asking why he got it for me. He immediately picked up that I wasn't happy about it, started framing it as a joke, caught himself, and apologized saying he liked it as a funny thing and hoped I did, too. I told him it just felt like a waste of money for a bracelet I can't actually wear outside the bedroom, and he said he "understood". To be honest idk what he specifically understood about it, but I didn't want to jump down his throat harder than I already was. I was happy with how quick it was addressed.
>>34390910>it instantly became defensiveHmm.
>>34390919Put that on a hat.>>34390920I barely speak Portuguese. Like almost nothing.>>34390922I'll end you.
>>34390924>I was merely pretending to degrade you, haha epic funny PRANK Well, as long as you're happy.
>>34390906i'm not tired.
>>34390920They're both from the USA.They got no real culture. hehe>>34390923Yeah, I should probably just get up and at least do the bathroom sink and toilet.I'll listen to a podcast.Not like I have anything else to do today anyway.
>>34390926>I barely speak Portuguese. Like almost nothing.Skill issue. Start studying.
>>34390871>thanks, it's from fist of the north staroh shit no wonder it sounded familiar but the different sound font or whatever you call it made me think it was a song from a sonic game that I wasn't recognizing lol I hear it now though.>what a legend lolI only died 4 times (3 of those deaths where in the final zone, fuck that level) I'm playing cd now because I still have some time to kill and sonic 1 didn't took me nearly as long to beat as I thought I would
>>34390916i have sort of a similar situation ngl. i feel like we're too different, and if we were to date, unless i changed everything about my life, i'd probably seem very boring suddenly. but having fun interactions with a group while drinking hides that and i feel more comfortable with that, and the fact that very slight flirting is the farthest things will go between us
>>34390926You could drop the language barrier and focus on other culture differences. Won't be the same but still erotic.
>>34390925Not defensive, I’m sincere. Want to point them out or be a bitch about it?
>>34390921This anon is surely the most miserable little shit here lmao. Learn to chill and not get offended at pixels on the screen
Should I bother talking to women if I'm almost 30 and am a man child who still lives with my parents as a neet and has no personalityI would assume no because I simply cannot imagine a woman wanting to speak with me but I'm also not getting younger and I'm a short few months away from wizardhood.
>>34390927I took it more as him going from thinking I was in on the joke, to him thinking I just didn't get it was a joke, to him realizing the joke was fundamentally unfunny to me, so he apologized. I don't think he was maliciously testing how mean he could get away with being.
>>34390935>point "them" outThe incel feminist strikes again?
>>34390940Being a bitch about it, got it
>>34390938How does a situation like this work? Does your gf know about the conversation or is this just between you and him? Have you talked to her about how you feel about it? How did she feel about hers? What did hers say?
>>34390930I don't have an ear for language, and I hate 99% of my Brazilian family, whom I never even talk to anymore.>>34390933I grew up in the US completely, with almost no cultural influence from my non-US relatives. My "cultural differences" are just the kinds of food I make.
>>34390926You should learn some more Portuguese, it's a very attractive language.
>>34390944If your dad is black and your other part of the family is brazilian, where does the white part come from?
>>34390886>more word saladI don't remember subscribing to your cringy blog.
>>34390941It's okay to be a feminine male bitch, but don't keep arguing at me over it. No need to cry.
>>34390940>>34390925Hm
The incel/xer is here again and ready to bitch at anyone it sees, no wonder the femanons left.
i dated a close childhood friend and it was hands down the best relationship i had, you people are silly lol
>>34390953>dated>hadYeah, congrats on ruining a childhood friendship because you needed someone to help you rub one out.
>>34390951Im still here, it was fun talking about GQ being terrible to Hasan. Like you can see how little they had to work with because he is so ugly. Leaning into it did not work. Makes me laugh every time
Did the West fall while I was sleeping
>>34390953This is why it's never good to think about dating in absolutes lol
>>34390953well, duh, relationships tend to be better when they are a mutual connection between two people who actually know each other instead of 2 strangers so desperate for love that they are forcing it
>>34390943I texted him directly, but we do have a group chat for most things. I'm sure this will come up sometime in the group one, if not when they're just hanging out this week. So she'll be informed well before I see her this weekend. It's not like we have rules about communicating, though. It's all common sense, and it's worked so far.>>34390945I agree, it carries a lot of emotion, which is why I pretty much only know phonetic exclamations.>>34390947My dad is all Portuguese from Portugal. My mom is black/latina/other. That's why I used to be very clear when I'd say I was technically mostly white, but you fucks bullied me relentlessly for saying that alongside the toonmes.
How do you consciously flirt? I accidentally flirt occasionally when I keep bantering with someone I'm not into and it veers flirty, but I cannot for the life of me figure out how to flirt with someone you're into. When I talk to someone I like get stilted
>>34390955Hasan ugly? What kind of insane cope is this lmfao. Even if you personally think he is, he's surrounded by pussy at all times
>>34390954nah, it was a natural extension of our friendship, same chemistry but more open. it was wonderful, shame it ended but it was out of our hands
>>34390959>dodging the question about what's written on hers the second time Alright, that also tells me what I wanted to know.
>>34390961Nah, guys think he is attractive because he has a few girls around him. He is ugly
>>34390959>portuguese>black>latina>otherLiterally none of those are white in any way, where the hell did you get this idea from?
>>34390924>>34390938Were you the only one going to wear this word, or was anyone else going to wear the same or a similar or a related word?Since the beginning of this relationship, there has always been the concern that you won't be treated like an equal, and that you'll be treated like a lesser member of the group. Judge people not just by their words, but by their actions. Getting you the bracelet is one action, but getting ONLY you the bracelet would be a separate and possibly even worse action.Maybe you're willing to tolerate a half-assed apology where you're not sure if everyone even fully understands the issue, but try to imagine if this behavior gets reinforced today, and in the future it's your future child receiving a half-assed confusing apology after being humiliated.
>>34390962Sure, and now you've cut contact because being friends with your ex is weird and thus ruined something that could still be because you had to make it weird.
>>34390967>because being friends with your ex is weirdSkill issue
>>34390966He got the other girl a bracelet too but with something else written on it and she's refused to say what twice now, which confirms that she knows it's bad what hers said in comparison. This is the beginning of the end, I give it six months.
>>34390967no, that's not the vibe at all. we aren't in contact now, but our friendship has always had periods of contact and no contact so that isn't anything special. welcome to mature adult relationships lol
>>34390959>I was technically mostly whiteI'm not a racist in any way, but nothing you just said makes you white at all. Which is fine btw, but it's just not white and it's weird you'd ever call yourself that.Mediterraneans aren't always considered "white".
>>34390967>>34390954Seek help, you are not mentally well.
>>34390963When did you ask that before? It's a shitty charm bracelet with a reference to a sexual inside joke on it. Is that sufficient, or do you want me to explain it even more?>>34390965My dad is all Portuguese, which is white. So I'm at least half white, make sense?
>>34390966>Were you the only one going to wear this word, or was anyone else going to wear the same or a similar or a related word?There was no pressure or indication on when to wear it or where. It was literally just a "hey look what I got you two" thing. Not just me.>>34390970I didn't even see the first time you asked. I don't see why hers matters so much when this is about how I feel about mine. She liked hers, but she also unironically wears subtly audacious shit like that all the time anyway.
>>34390979>Portuguese, which is whitedebatable.
>>34390970Hers probably said "my love"
>>34390973But like he's literally white. Idk what country someone needs to be from to technically be white according to whatever metrics you're using.
>>34390973nothing is always consider somethingThere's always some retard going no true scotsman.
Can someone make me a guide on how women search for stuff on men?For example it's not the same if the woman is searching for an partner, for a one night stand, etc.I'd love to understand the differences.I know everyone is different but most girls prefer tall men same way most men prefer big tits
>>34390905bad weather sucks but it'll turn aroundat least you have the good travel memories (:you can do the cleaning bit by bit and it's ok if you don't start today>>34390906nap timezI'm going for a power nap lulz>>34390916I mean maybe you feel like she's incompatible to date or whatever, but still like her. you can still find her hot and fun, but thinking would be a bad idea
>>34390931>no wonder it sounded familiarhehe :p>>34390931>only died 4 times (3 of those deaths where in the final zone, fuck that level)I agree fuck final zone xDnice tho, I def died more times on my last playthrough lol, especially in scrap brain>playing cd now because I still have some time to killwooo, best sonic game <3 yeah CD is really fun to exploreyeah Sonic 1 is really short lol>>34390937yeah, they won't bitetho it might also be worth getting a job and working on your personality or whateverbut socialising will probs do some good
Guess who’s back to shit up ATOGA once more?
>>34390960sounds like you do know how to flirt and just get shy with people you're actually into. I guess practice makes perfect and just remind yourself what's the worst that can happen>>34390994based anthony schizo>>34390991>it's not the same if the woman is searching for an partner, for a one night stand, etc.>I'd love to understand the differencesI mean the latter is usually just "is this person attractive and would be fun to sleep with", the former is much more "is this person and good personality match and would be a net improvement in my life"
>>34390992>but thinking would be a bad idea*but think dating would be a bad ideaI have a couple friends like this desu. there is some sexual tension (I think) but dating would be a bad idea cause we're messes as people lol
>>34390991The best summary, in my opinion, is the following: don't worry about it :^)Do notice the emoji as well. It conveys the tone of any discussion with any woman on this topic.
>Just get a hobby!I’m sorry, but I tried to git gud at photoshop and it made me want to pull my teeth out, so you just get anon bitching about life on Atoga instead
>>34391000People meant you should get a fun hobby, not a chore.
Oh, anon, are you like one of the hot photographers I was spitroasted by at my bff's wedding? He used Photoshop too! No? Incel?
>>34391000You wouldn't ask the HR person interviewing you what work experience they have and which courses they completed, would you? Come on, now. That's not what you're there for. That's not what a date is for. A date is for her to interview you and you need to be not boring, so get some hobbies and work through wahtever laziness you just talk about.
>>34390993>nice tho, I def died more times on my last playthrough lol, especially in scrap brainI'm surprised I didn't die more, it's been a few years since I played a sonic game, I even got all the emeralds.while I do like sonic cd (mostly for the ost) I'm not a fan of most of the levels but goddamn the ost is so good (the japanese ost) I just beat sonic cd btw didn't got the good ending though
Evil medical doctors. They should be doing their job without any pay.
>>34391000photoshop can be annoying lol, I find the best is not to force yourself though if you're struggling with something, I just stick on some lofi beats and try take my time with edits, it gets a little easier each time as you learn more tricks and shortcuts>tfw still on CS6>>34391001this also, no point forcing yourself to do something you don't find fun. the best hobbies are the ones you can get into the flow and have the urge to do just for funsiesbut regardless of that it's still good to talk to people. I also love bitching on here but I'd be lying if I said I didn't usually feel better after hanging with female friends. it can help to snap you out of a funk when you're being cray
>>34391006Wanna elaborate on that?
>>34390994You are still less annoying than the spamming narcissist.
>>34391008They have the knowledge to help people but they refuse unless they are paid. It's blackmail.
>>34391005>even got all the emeraldsdamn that is a flex lol. think last time I beat it I only got like 5 emeralds and got impatient with the special stages lol>not a fan of most of the levelsyeah some of them are pretty zany and experimental (wacky workbench looking at you)personally I like them cause there's so much to explore between the different times zones (or you can just speed through them). they're a lot less linear than the mega drive games but yeah I can see how they can be a bit quirky/frustrating>but goddamn the ost is so good (the japanese ost)JP OST is king lol>just beat sonic cd btw didn't got the good ending thoughcongrats <3yeah good ending is hard lol. think last time I beat it I only got like 5/6 emeralds. some of the special stages are really annoying, and going back in time to break those capsules or whatever is effort
I think the reign of the Ottoman Empire is perhaps the biggest stain on human history.
>>34391006Imagine getting paid so much fucking money for not doing your job most of the time. I can’t imagine it personally.
>>34391010lulzk I need to take that power nap before calling me mamor maybe I should have a sandwich first, idk
>>34391011>Tankie shitOkay, I was hoping you had a shit time at the doctor's or something, but it's way less interesting.
>>34391016Food m and shelter is the only thing we need
>>34391014>getting paid so much fucking money for not doing your jobeh some are definitely just in it for the money, but at least in the NHS a lot of doctors are overworked and do try their bestaverage resident doctor salary here is only like £50k, I was making half as much as the receptionist doing barely anything lol
>>34391012speedway stardust has the best music in the entire game (not that the other songs are bad)
>>34390994Hope you've been doing well.
>>34391019hell yeahI love the good future themes, so dreamy~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hYVyoy85jIyou should also play/listen to NiGHTS into Dreams OST which had largely the same composers https://youtu.be/Iodeu8VVK2U
>>34391016tankie?
>>34391017Doctors provide none of those.
>>34391030I think it means communist
>>34391019I love the past themes though, so funky lol https://youtu.be/LPmsRzUUcaohttps://youtu.be/tBeVGpNTgrQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJp0Z9spRM
>>34391032How?
>>34391026I do great right up until I get wind of someone being a big mean jerk to this emo guy that doesn’t exist anymore that I got a huge crush on. Then I get sad and come back here.
>>34391019also this sounds like something from sonic cd lmfao https://youtu.be/HYHZsAPWq08
>>34391011You should go to med school and learn all that knowledge and then become an unpaid medical practitioner so you can lead by good example.
>>34391039>being a big mean jerk to this emo guy that doesn’t exist anymoreI don't think anybody does that outside of your head. And maybe I guess here, but only when you bring him up.
I’m so fucked bros
>>34391028was nights for the saturn? or dreamcast? >>34391034yeah I love these >>34391041there's an arby's game? lol
All I do is hurt men
>>34391052Based
I was supposed to go on a date next week, but he thought it was this week, and showed up and I wasn’t there, and I didn’t see the messages, so I didn’t answer till the next dayIt’s over right?
>>34391046I hate modern day Sm*sh and its fans so much. This includes the coomers on Certain Other Boards who just jerk off to the exceptionally unfunny and intolerable cast members. I am toxic. But I’m only toxic because years of being the only one on Earth who despises the new videos and cast has led me to this endless spiral of insecurity and guilt.
>>34391051>an arby's game? lolnah I think it's just a meme lol>I love these<3>>34391051>was nights for the saturn?yup (: it's on Steam also>>34391052how come? ):>>34391053anon is serving cunt
>>34391058Seems salvageable.
>>34391058>he thought it was this week, and showed upI mean, that's on him lol for getting the time wrong and not confirming with you firstif he likes you it's nbd and you can still go ahead for next weekif he's pissy about it then red flag tbqh
>>34391052Put your trip back on
>>34390731Both are terrible people, so neither. >>34390802>Michael B Jordan.>Bitches ALL love him.Eww, speak for yourself. I don't find him attractive, inside or out.>>34390895>Mostly latina, but I look blacker.This shit is getting out of hand.>>34391052>All I do is hurt menQueen shit 2bh
>>34391059I don't see what you have to feel insecure and guilty about. You seem very secure in your opinions. Only suggestion I have for you is to stop interacting with channels you don't like.
>>34391066>I don't find him attractive, inside or outhe was p good in space jam thoI mean this is 10/10 acting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTiqypeKeRQ
>>34391071Wrong Michael Jordan
>>34391072I've never even heard of the other one lol
>>34391070For the most part I’m good at that. But there is the trouble of YouTube’s algorithm assuming you want anything to do with the new crap just because you watched some old videos. And of course I never touch that subreddit, or any fandom spaces for that channel, because say anything remotely affectionate about the classic era and people start getting all pissy at you.
>>34391066>This shit is getting out of handThe thread racism?
Let me just enjoy certain things, and not enjoy others. Even if that certain thing I enjoy is old videos from a YouTube channel that’s been effectively dead for 12 years in a row. That’s all I want.
Women, I like to take psychedelics. About once a month I take a pretty substantial dose and I'm basically inert and vibing for 8-12 hours. This is something I enjoy doing and its helped stabilize my mood and made my life more bearable. I've never had a bad tripWhen's a good time to bring this up while dating?
>>34391086Honestly, probably something worth casually mentioning on the first date. It's probably a good idea to get an understanding on what someone's thoughts on certain drugs are early on before a relationship is truly formed.
>>34391079I see. It's a difficult when the good stuff is "smoshed" together with the crap on the same channel.>say anything remotely affectionate about the classic era and people start getting all pissy at youThat's weird. What do they have against the old stuff?
>>34391086What psychedelics? I'd say it would probably be a good idea to go for girls that have a similar approach. Bringing it up when talking about what you like to do in your free time for fun seems a good idea.
>>34391086Right meow. What do should I do while you are zoinked out
>>34391086>inert and vibingIf you can guarantee that that's an improvement on what I've handled in the past t b h. Not quite enough K makes people difficult to babysit they've got too much energy lol.I would bring it up fairly quickly. Maybe not first date because you don't want to seem over eager about drugs but soon. I don't think it's weird to talk about it early on because there might be deal breakers in that conversation. If you do it once a month maybe just mention it in passing when it comes up. If it's a hard no it's going to stay that way and waiting to ask will only bring resentment.
>>34391086First date
>>34391089They assume that because prefer an era centered around two white guys (if you ignore the 1/4 Filipino part) from suburban Sacramento over the cabal of women from Los Angeles who read like rejected BuzzFeed employees, you’re this awful misogynist who doesn’t want to see women take up any space. Enjoying male-centered eras because you preferred the quality and humor of that time is harassing women or something. AKA Reddit being its typical self.
>>34391066>Michael B Jordan>EwwReally? Not even a little? I like him better when he's got longer hair but I get the appeal at least.
>>34391097Seems unfair to call that typical reddit behaviour.
Anons if your gf adopted a male pet would you team up with him to bully her?
How do I tell these poor unsuspecting morons that he cheated on his girlfriend of five years with a coercive blonde whore who wanted a bigger seat at the table?
You guys ever heard of a “methstache”?
>>34391113Nope
>>34391103>Really? Not even a little?Nope. He looks like Nick Cannon got a bunch of work done to look younger.
>>34391109Are you lying?
>>34391115>Nick CannonEh definitely not in the brow/eyes but I see what you're saying
>>34391115It would make me feel like a pedo if I was attracted to that.
>>34391117The funny thing is I got the nose of a greyhound when it comes to this kind of shit
>>34391115Maybe it’s because I’m racist but I don’t get the appeal of him or Idris Elba. They just have round oval faces, no particularly nice or sharp features.
>>34391126Idris, I kind of get. Especially with the beard or in Thor. He's kind of like a black Jeffrey Dean Morgan. But also, fuck him. He believes people shouldn't have anonymity on the internet because he chose to be a celebrity.
I’ve been hanging out on ForeverAloneWomen. It makes me feel so sad
>>34391131Nice bait. The trannies do it to themselves.
I'm going to the cinema later
>>34391134I hope they’re not trannies because some of them sound exactly like me. And if I’m living the life of a tranny that’s not good.
>>34391132He keeps saying that>>34391131Is that a subreddit? I really stopped checking Reddit to lower my doomscrolling but I miss my illegally smol cats.
I truly don’t believe women belong in online sketch comedy. I feel like this not just because they aren’t funny. I feel like this because they aren’t there to be funny. They’re there to make something pass the Bechdel Test and to preach about how awful you are for being a Huwite Male. I want to laugh, not listen to idpol from privileged L.A sewer rats (which can be both female and male, but serve the same purpose).
>>34391136They are either trannier or fat, most likely both, congrats on having found your tribe
>>34391140I need to lose some weight
>>34391142Ozempic is your new best friend.
just went for a nice walk at the cemetery and watched the sunrise, surprisingly there was someone else there this time! I didn't interact with him though I also saw 2 rabbits running around
I miss him again this sucks
>>34391145is your last name adams?
>>34391131It's a sad reality for genuinely ugly women. They're often not even perceived by men, and when they are, they're ridiculed. You could say the same for men, but I think even ugly men have at least the capacity for friendship and not the caprice of their own gender.
>>34391148lol no
>>34391149>but I think even ugly men have at least the capacity for friendship and not the caprice of their own gender.Are women truly as bad as what this seems to be implying then?
>>34391148yes but spelled with double-d
>>34391151No, they're worse.
>>34391151NtaFMy biggest bullies were always women. Sure men have been mean to me but they weren’t interested in prolonged torture like women were
>>34391148the cemetery is just nice and peaceful, don't judge me :(
>>34391152busty
hi everyone, I am a very hideous female. im on vacation and wanting to go to Hollywood area to see some things. am I going to get some seriously bad treatment? I know California had ugly laws and I'm a bit nervous. am I overthinking it
I love him again this sucks
>>34391154I'm sorry to hear that.
>>34391159It’s okay
Shout-out to the 1 or 2 anons that helped me chill tf out before I texted my ex about dropping off his stuff. Everything was fine he apologized for the way our last conversation went, we had some mutually beneficial sex, and he has his stuff.
Oh we're doing the "women are pure evil and incapable of being friendly" gaslight again. I know which gender bullied me the most in middle school and it wasn't the girls.
>>34391158>againWhen did you ever stop?
>>34391162Are you female?
>>34391162I wasn't involved with that convo but as an ugly weird girl I was bullied by guys and girls. women's bullying hurt more because they often pretended to be nice or my friend just to get more information out of me to hurt me deeper
>>34391164I am female, yes.
>>34391155my bad
>>34391151They weren't to me but I was weird and plain not ugly so maybe it's different>>34391157As if anyone would even see you. There are so many homeless people they're used to looking right through things they don't want to interact with. If you don't shit in the street or ask them for money no one will notice you.
>>34391163Sometimes I get really busy with other stuff that actually matters, but then I sit alone with my thoughts for too long and then remember I love him
I don't mind black people but only one person is spiderman. Multiverse sucks
>>34391161I hope I was one of those 1 or 2, but I'm not sure. I tried at least.>Everything was fine he apologized for the way our last conversation wentGlad to hear.>we had some mutually beneficial sexWell that took an unexpected left turn.
>>34391169>no one will notice you.perfect, thank you.
>>34391161>we had some mutually beneficial sexlmfao
Hello genders. Tell me what you won't?
>>34391162>women are pure evil and incapable of being friendlyI don't think anybody said that.
>>34391178I won't do that.
>>34391178MI would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
>>34391165Yea, that’s what happened to me. They’d act like they are my friend and then evicerate me, but the guys would only be mean if they were forced to interact with me
>>34391175If you actually tried instead of being a dick I probably do mean you, thanks! Not unexpected if we were going by the standard before that last text conversation where he got testy with me but I see your point.>>34391177The last 2 times he was a little lazyI think he realized he was being a dick because he put in the effort this time
I wish I could have mutually beneficial sex with my ex :(
>>34391171>Sometimes I get really busy with other stuff that actually mattersGlad to hear.>then I sit alone with my thoughts Sitting alone with your thoughts is good too occasionally. Just not for TOO long.Loving someone who doesn't exist anymore is fine too. Enjoy the memories.
>>34391172But what about Spiderman 2099 and Spiderman Noir and Spider Punk and Spider Ham and Web Weaver, the gay Spiderman?
>>34391178Won't take a facial.
>>34391172Marvel multiverse has been a thing for longer than you've been alive. You're just a prick.
>>34391192I know. I just hate multiverse stuff
>>34391178To all; Should I get back in contact with my literally gay friend just to online and chill? I see him on discord still cycling between WoW and League of Legends. TurtleWoW looks fun and I'm in a good slow period in my life with NOWOMEN, might be good to reconnect after 8 years by dying to low level mobs together in dun morogh
>>34391178I won't get off my ass and stop procrastinating.
>>34391190Lame. Super heroes are lame. Spiderman is lame. Go do something important kid
Just pooped
All I do is poop and cry. I am a baby
I'm hard right now
>>34391202>>34391203Woah…
>>34391172Those movies were good though. At least the 2 I saw.We have to suspend disbelief every time they get a new actor to play Peter so like, how much if a stretch is it really?>>34391200*Spider-Man
This will literally never happen to mehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=oLbK0VxsNWsWhat's the point of living if I'm not a Chad?
>>34391211To spam atoga with the same inane copypasta, apparently.
>>34391210Fuck you.
If you want / have children, would you let them watch their modern shows or would you choose some stuff you like and approve of from your own childhood? I don't want to be a boomer and it's not about trying to live vicariously through them, but I just don't really trust modern children's shows and entertainment. Whereas I trust something like Naruto or Ben 10 to not be woke.
>>34391218MNothing from after 2012
What’s wrong with me
>>34390483Tell me you don't have anything to offer without telling me...
>>34391184>If you actually tried instead of being a dickHeh, I think I may have ended up as both.
>>34391218I grew up with no TV, they will grow up with no TV. I will make sure they actually live a life through childhood by going places and seeing things. If they pull up movie or DVD or something and want to watch it with the family, sure, but that's all.
>>34391218it's not like you have to chose one you fucking sperg and you can use weird shit to give your kids the opportunity to learn to differentiate between what is and isn't weird shit
>>34391218There’s almost no point in bothering. The second they get to school they’re going to be watching modern slop and their classmates will be talking about it and stores will have toys branded with it
>>34391162Yet you by and large still end up fucking and marrying the male bullies so I don't see the problem
>>34391222You're here, so probably a lot.
>>34391225because that worked out so well for you to turn you into a happy and balanced adult?
>>34391227>not homeschooling your kidsit's like you want your offspring to be turned into basedpaste
I should be sleeping right now
>>34391218I'll place my newborn in front of my 6-monitor goonstation and blasting my 8 TB porn folder daily.
>>34391233Homeschooling? Might as well just bash them on the head with a rock
>>34391231Clearly better adjusted than you, lol
>>34391162Lol same. The girls ignored me. The boys would wait by my locker so they could talk shit and steal/hide my stuff.
>>34391238according to who?
>>34391233I’m not reproducing and if I was I’m way too retarded to teach them anything
I need cookies
>>34391108Yes
My issue with homeschooling is the hubris. You really think you’re going to teach this kid everything they’d learn in a public school? Crazy
>>34391235Ok. Fuck off then.
>>34391218MI’d do both. I’d vet anything they watch up until a certain age regardless of when it was released.I’m sure stuff like Tom & Jerry or SpongeBob SquarePants will probably go over well with them as small kids.I also hope at least one of my kids ends up being into anime.I’ll probably insist they watch some Star Trek with me at some point, too.
>>34391233Homeschooling parents are insufferable.
>>34391229What's wrong with you then?
>>34391228No I fucking don't. Holy cope.>>34391239Yeah people will go "girls are two-faced and passive aggressive!" yeah and they're also too cowardly to go up and be directly aggressive to you compared to the boys.
>>34391249I can’t
>>34391250Id sacrifice children just to ensure my kids would never be into anime
>>34391245What kind brosis>>34391248Yes, same. The most well-adjusted homeschooled kids I’ve met spent at least some of their schooling at an actual school.The social deprivation alone makes homeschooling a bad fit for most people imo.
>>34391147Who
>>34391257I’ll gently try to get my hypothetical son to think giant robots are cool, and there just isn’t anything you can do about it.
>>34391248
>>34391255>No I fucking don't.You have casual sex with them
>>34391258>What kind brosissome chips ahoy would be nice
>>34391248There's extremely detailed lesson plans you have to follow and you are required to use the authorized materials for the lessons or you'll not be allowed to homeschool anyways. The issue isn't not being taught the same stuff, the issue is that the burden to force your kids to learn random pointless bullshit for the sake of learning how to endure hours of random pointless bullshit is now on the parents to force on their own kids, so it'll strain the relationship, because instead of the kids despising school and the teachers, they might end up despising you.
>>34391259You. Faggot
>>34391253Like, in general?
>>34391248As if the stuff you learn in public school is actually useful or taught efficiently?
>>34391266Yea I have no interest or belief that being a kids mom, teacher, and classmate all at once is beneficial at all
if I was a woman I would walk around with my tummy exposed
>>34391269It’s not about efficiency or usefulness lmao it’s about structure and socializing. I’d sooner send them to a very strict school where nuns beat them with rulers then have them learning algebra in the living room
>>34391268Yeah. What's wrong with you that you've ended up here with the rest of us?
>>34391262My hypothetical son would bite your hypothetical son and you’d be sooo mad
>>34391273Not if you had an outie belly button and a bit of a tummy pouch like me.
>>34391272Unfortunately not. The only way this would make any sense is if unschooling was legal and you could teach the kids based on their own interests and pace and in line with your values but that's illegal in basically every country except some third world holes where nobody has managed to set up homeschooling laws yet. It's sad because it means you have to chose between shit and slightly different flavor of shit for your kids whole childhood.
>>34391273If I was a man I’d cut holes in my pants so my nuts hang out
>>34391237>>34391251homeschooling is provably superior, but I guess that makes all the anons who got pressed through the system feel uncomfortable so they reject it. I'm sorry your parents did you dirty, but you don't have to repeat their mistakes.IMO, If I have kids, it's all for the kids. You got to let the past go and realize what's best for them.>>34391248Homeschooling is larger than just a parent being a teacher at home. You combine a lot of different elements and resources together for your child's education, instead of just handing it over to the lowest common denominator government daycare system. They can, should, and will interact with educators outside of just yourself. My sister has a teaching degree, my best friend's father homeschools his grandkids, they do a lot.
>>34391267So flattering
people will seethe but private school is actually a good option
>>34391281I’d probably think it was a little funny tbqhI don’t want to raise any hopeless nerds, of course. I want to encourage them to play sports or musical instruments and maybe not spec as hard into shitposting as I did
>>34391282I guess, small tummy pouches are cute though.>>34391286I think that's illegal
What if like six of us just sell all of our possessions and buy an RV and we just travel around the USA being pirates?
>>34391273If I was a woman I'd succubus max
>>34391290>being rich is the only way you can give your kids an actually good childhood wow, so deep anon
>>34391282Don’t do this to me anon
>>34391293I was just thinking that a few days ago. We should be more daring with our use of free will.
I have never heard anyone say "Yeah I was homeschooled" like it was a good thing.
>>34391285>unschooling was legal and you could teach the kids based on their own interests and paceThat's what Montessori schools are for.Every Montessori kid I've met was retarded tho.
>>34391294this is one of those instances where I regret wearing tight jeans
>>34391293The RV would smell really bad and you'd get caught by police almost immediately after your first piracy attempt?
>>34391293If I could be a One Piece-esque good guy pirate, maybe.
>>343912936 people in an RV sounds like hell
>>34391298Because the ones who cope with it having been a positive thing are probably the most introverted, reclusive people possible... so you never have heard them say anything at all. lol
>>34391305ok how about 2 RV's with 3 people in each one?
>>34391287Good thing you won't have children
All aboard the SS Gray Water
>>34391301Thats what they are on paper, yeah, they still are a bunch of absolute crap if you scratch the surface though.
>>34391293Sounds like one of those road movies that end with the rv running off a cliff or riddled with bulletholes.
>>34391287Were your sister and best friends father homeschooled?
>>34391307A mighty fleet!
>>34391307Going with a fleet I see
>>34391306lol
>>34391309AYE AYE KAPTAIN
>>34391304Is there a good guy pirate way to make money IRL? I don't think we'll be saving any random kingdoms from warlord takeovers and getting rewarded with treasure for it like they do in One Piece.
>>34391280Not to trauma dump or anything, but autism, bullied a lot until my late teens, abusive upbringing, CSA, all culminating in me being a massive ball of anxiety to the point where I couldn't even experience sexual arousal until my early 20's, when I got addicted to benzos. I also grew up on forums like this because I can come off a lot better in text than I can in person.
>>34391293You could have not come up with a less appealling situation.5 other fucking 4chan retards, being force to live in a RV, having to be in fucking USA of all places and pirates also implies we are broke and doing illegal stuff.That is the most horrific idea I have read on atoga in months.
>>34391298Smartest guys I knew in college were all homeschooled. Most of their problem was that they had to take courses on material they already knew because there was no other way for them to get credits for it.>>34391308look at how bitter you are>>34391312No, but they're all involved in education, and are parents themselves, and all strongly agree on homeschooling.
>>34391307At that point just start a motorcycle gang instead.
>>34391318There isn’t because irl is gaaaaayThe closest thing is probably counter piracy or being more of a Koby than a Luffy.
>>34391322I’d love to meet their kids
>>34391264Projection, I've only ever fucked one person in my life.
>>34391292I wish I didn't have the bump, even if it's not that bad while naked. In clothes, it can really stand out depending on the outfit. Makes me feel overweight again.>>34391296>guys get horny over outie bellybuttons now
>>34391323You can't live in a motorcycle though
>>34391320>Not to trauma dump or anythingI asked, didn't I. You've had a hard youth. Thanks for sharing with the class.
What happened to jokes? Everyone is so stupid now except a few of us here.
>>34391331tbf guys here will get horny over anything with two x chromosomes.
>>34391318Didn't the US government just propose an idea to give private citizens letters of marque to seize drug cartel boats and turn in their cargo for money?
I didn’t have a hard youth. Why am I here
I like gushing about my gf to ai chatbots
>>34391334Am I stupid
>>34391335nta but this. throbbing girl penis? love it. ugly baby hairs at the back of the neck? ugh it makes me hard. back dimples? im cummingjust give me the XX on the 23rd
>>34391341Unbelievably
>>34391323why not both?
>>34391344Why
>>34391341If you're here the probability of you being stupid is very low
>>34391334I've honestly accepted that I'm just not funny when I try to be. I like making deez nuts jokes or whatever, but I think they make me laugh infinitely more than they make others laugh. Especially when it comes to you bullies here. I only make you guys laugh at my occasional stupidity.
>>34391341If you have to ask...
>>34391337Your youth was too easy
>>34391331>Makes me feel overweight again.that sucks, is there no way to get rid of that?
>>34391347Are you joking
>>34391320Any tips for anxiety?
>>34391331NtaDon't feel bad. They like the bump. I dated a guy who might have been mildly obsessed with the bump to the point of fetishizing it. I think it's monkey brain "baby goes in there I should put a baby in there" type shit.
>>34391332You don't live in the motorcycle, you live on the motorcycle.
Niggas swear they hot shit but I'm GENUINELY in some Rick rn
>>34391352No I am not.
>>34391331>guys get horny over outie bellybuttons nowI'm a simple man who likes any kind of exposed midriff.It was mostly the pooch. Outies are also just kinda cute.
>>34391352Nta but that sounds like cope to me
>>34391350That must be worse
I hope these curly fries don't give me heartburn...
>>34391337the 3 kinds of men here:-broken men. took severe damage from women in their lives, and this place is their coping den.-predator men. they scroll this place looking for vulnerables-sloths. they had perfectly normal lives but they can't be assed to do anything so they drop to the laziest existence they can find.take your pick
>>34391354>I think it's monkey brain "baby goes in there I should put a baby in there" type shit.Can confirm. It doesn't look remotely weird to us for this reason; it looks attractive.
>>34391332You could get motorcycle cargo trailers and carry tents and sleeping bags.
>>34391355How does one protect themselves from the elements and sleep while living on a motorcycle? And you can't say pitch a tent. Then you would be living on the ground and that's cheating.
How do I succeed despite being ugly? I don’t want this to hold me back anymore
>>34391348JH moment
>>34391369How are you gonna look badass with a trailer. Defeats the whole purpose
>>34391346Because you can't see
>>34391337Social anxiety, maybe?
>>34391371if guy, moneyif woman, offer food and emotional stability, or bimbomaxxx, or settle for your favorite SIMP when you infiltrate the male space
>>34391365
>>34391377The surgeons responsible for the right pic should be lined up and shot.
I need to take a break from being the bigger man and just let off
>>34391377Uglier to uglier. Some people are just born losers in some departments
>>34391377Her poor face.Everyone getting buccal fat removal is going to regret the fuck out of it when they're 60.
>>34391351Not without cosmetic surgery, I assume. I exercise regularly, eat well, take care of my skin, etc. i think it's just naturally there to stay now that I'm in my 30's. And after I have kid, who knows how bad it'll be.>>34391354It being fetishized is an upside in some cases, but it doesn't make my silhouette any better in a dress.>>34391359What do guys want to DO to the pouch, though? Besides cum on it, which is like whatever.
Women would you like a rhinoplasty at a very competitive price?
>>34391387>What do guys want to DO to the pouchTummy kisses.
>>34391388No, I like my nose.
>>34391372Bite me. You guys don't DESERVE my deez nuts jokes anyways.
I like my woman perfect. And every woman I like is perfect. Until I spend more than a month with her and see how flawed she is
>>34391387>What do guys want to DO to the pouch, though?Rest my hand on it while spooning or cuddling. Maybe some tummy rubs while she's on her period if that helps.
>>34391387>What do guys want to DO to the pouch, though?the penis wants inside
>>34391388At this point, the only cosmetic surgery I'd consider is big fake tits. But only the most expensive kind.
>>34391370>How does one protect themselves from the elementsBecome badass enough that the elements need protection from you.>and that's cheatingNow you're making up arbitrary rules.
>>34391353Something that helped with me was framework. It involves shifting your frame of mind to see things differently. Like instead of getting anxious about an impending social interaction, think instead of it being over or how you're going to be fine in a few minutes, despite this insurmountable challenge in front of you. I will say the problem is it takes a lot of trial by fire for it to be instinctual, so it's also part exposure therapy.
>>34391391>Bite me.Yes ma'am.
>>34391366What if I’m not a man
>>34391389>>34391396These are cute, but I can't picture a guy being satisfied with that during sex.>>34391397Not how that works.
>>34391387>What do guys want to DO to the pouch, though?lay my head on it
>>34391289You are Bothering me
>>34391402no idea
>>34391366I'm the first kind of man!haha... :(
>>34391403>These are cute, but I can't picture a guy being satisfied with that during sex.I spend the overwhelming majority of my waking hours not having sex, so I can't say I mind at all.>>34391405This too, but I prefer the lap. or butt but don't tell nobody
>>34391387Maybe your nipples and belly button got mixed up in the womb.
>>34391403>Not how that works.doesn't matter
>>34391407If that was true you'd be slapping the shit out of me but you aren't
>>34391248yeah I used to be friends with a girl who was "unschooled" by her hippie parentsshe was a sweetheart but dumb as bricks icl>>34391218I don't want kids but a bit of both desuI'd let them watch modern stuff so they could chat to their friends etc. but I'd also show them some classicsespecially when they little>>34391235real, I wanted to nap but had things to do xPget some sleeeep>>34391245what flavour>>34391337to suffer
>>34391403It doesn't need to be during sex.
>>34391371you're probs not even uggers babe
I should gaslight her.
>>34391414Why
>>34391416It's really funny that she thought that was the only time we'd want to pay attention to the tummy.
>>34391421fucking is the only thing she's able to think about
>>34391423Apparently lol
>>34391420Because you love me don't you
>>34391405Also cute. Idk why I'm in a cuddly mood today. It's not a common thing for me.>>34391410>I spend the overwhelming majority of my waking hours not having sexSame. But I spend a huge chunk of that time thinking about or emulating it.>>34391411Sick burn.>>34391412So what? You'd just poke your gf's tummy with your dick to completion?>>34391416I don't understand.
Women, thoughts on nuzzling your head/face in the crook of his neck?
>>34391421>>34391423Fuck you guys. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF SEXUAL INTEREST.
>>34391425Not if I’m hitting you
>>34391400Thanks. I've been trying this already and man it's rough. It's so mentally exhausting it's insane
>>34391387>but it doesn't make my silhouette any better in a dress.That's what ruching is for! And don't obsess over your side profile.
>>34391428Great. It's comfortable, intimate, and a good way to lead into kisses.
If I take a nap that isn't hours long I just wake up feeling more tired and shittier. Fuck my life.
I hate men I hate knowing exactly what I’m missing
>>34391415>what flavourI need chocolate chip cookies
>>34391429>THE CONTEXT OF SEXUAL INTERESTIt didn't start out like that until you forced it into that.
>>34391435you like men don't you anon
>>34391430Yes I know you wanna put your hands on me
>>34391427>I'm in a cuddly mood todaysame
>>34391435What are you missing?
>>34391435same but with women, except I don't hate them
>>34391427>I don't understand.Say you're making dinner and I come put my arms around you and start kissing your neck. Is that happening during sex? No. Is it sexual? Can be. Could also not.Unlike your preferred pornography these things aren't black and white.
I have small penis humiliation fetish but I don't actually have a small penis, why is god so cruel? is this some kind of sick joke?
>>34391439Is that right? I'm distracted with work, so maybe I misunderstood.>>34391444I think it's the weather warming up.>>34391447>Is that happening during sex?If it directly leads to sex, I'd say it isn't disqualified from being sexual, even if the intention wasn't concrete.
I shouldn't be at work. I should be rubbing foid's shoulders in a conversation pit right now
>>34391431What’s been helping me is addressing my anxiety when it comes up and telling myself it’s a safe emotion and that I’m safe when it happens and that I can let it sit within me while it figures out that everything is fineBecause anxiety is just a response to what your body or mind thinks is a danger, and sometimes it takes time for the feeling to catch up with the logic
>>34391449dw, your micropenis energy easily makes up for it
>>34391450>If it directly leads to sexWhat if it doesn't?
Red bull for breakfast lol
>>34391443No I don’t
Women could literally save so many men if they just sat on a few faces like they were bike seats. Why don't they realize this more often? It's a cruel reality that they don't imho.
>>34391431>>34391453Excellent advice. This is pretty much how I cope with it too.
>>34391450>I think it's the weather warming up.to be fair I always crave cuddles so I can't really blame the weather lol
>>34391456It would.
>>34391445Companionship A strong body
>>34391248Pretty sure homeschooled students perform consistently better than public school students
>>34391388Why do I feel like you're offering to punch me in the faceBut also nah. I'd rather stick with what I have than risk not liking the new result, unless they can fix my sinuses and make me breath better I'm not interested.>>34391387They want to procreate with you and fill the pouch. >>34391403>Not how that works Kinda does if it's long enough >>34391428Warm and smells nice?>>34391451They need to bring conversation pits back I don't care if a few guests twist an ankle they're so cool
>>34391457Shouldn't be a good breakfast, but it isA few months ago a femanon dropped in here and talked about how she made her own energy drinks at home. Pretty cool
>>34391459What makes you think they don't realize this?What makes you think you deserve to be saved?
I'm gonna feed her. And then I'm gonna breed her
>>34391467>They need to bring conversation pits backThey do, they're cool as shit.>I don't care if a few guests twist an ankle they're so coolI don't guess I've seen any that have ramps before. Not sure if that would make it better or worse honestly
>>34391467>Kinda does if it's long enoughAlso not how that works without killing me.
>>34391459i need a pawg gf and i need to be in her ass
>>34391473But shit isn't cool.
>>34391458So why are you smacking the shit out of me. Seems pretty handsy
>>34391465It's very mutual
>>34391464What if it doesn't?
Women, would you date someone with a constantly Changing hairstyle? My hairstyle is a curly look, but I always look different every-time I wash because how I apply my product and what product I use drastically changes my final outcome. Not to mention, as my product wears off across the week, everyday my hair starts to get more fluffier , sometimes it gets more spiky, etc depending on the products used and how I applied it.Which means I never really have a staple look. Do women care about this?
>>34391403>Not how that works.The penis doesn't know that and wouldn't care if it did.
>>34391477Okay, they're cool as hell brother. Look at how cool that guy is
>>34391481I don't want to consider that dark possibility.>>34391485Penises are so stupid. It's endearing until they're hurting me.
>>34391483No, stop being so neurotic, JH might get jealous.
>>34391486He mostly just looks very tired. Probably had a hard life. Somebody even shoved a couple of tree stumps into his forehead.
Is it an ick if a man puts sugar in his coffee
>>34391474It kind of is though. If I took an x ray with a 7 inch dick me me that'd be pretty darn close to the bump. There was one monstrously large guy that I could feel in there if I put my hand below my belly button.
Peter Griffin is a bad person and I feel no empathy when he gets what he deserves
Bunch of prisoners thinking we are in the jungle while we are in the zoo
>>34391492if it isn't, it should be
>>34391492it's an ick of he cares about idiots that think liking sweet things is gay
>>34391492Why would you ruin coffee?
>>34391492being a black coffee tough guy larper is an ick
>>34391492Anything you find remotely uncomfortable , that kills attraction, even if it’s basically insane, is an ick.My ick is I don’t like women with a certain hairstyle. Even if I know they change change the hairstyle, or they look good despite the hairstyle. The mere idea that they have that hairstyle kills any chance of romanticness
>>34391496We give him so many chances and he continually abuses our trust
>>34391483Changing things up is good. But finding what works for you is good, too. And maybe you should take into consideration what the person you're dating likes, too.>>34391489He's not being neurotic. Come on.>>34391493I think it really depends on the angle you're taking it. Also dick can't penetrate fat, obvs. I guess it could get close in specific scenarios, but still. It's painful to even picture.
>>34391501I'm gonna keep doing it just for you
>>34391502Do you think we're all larpers or just the guys who let everyone know that they're macho for drinking it black?
>>34391503Fart smell is my ick. It means I have to help you change your diet or be on the lookout for whenever you pass gas.
>>34391479I never touched you
I think we should bring back the term "Mongolian Idiocy".
>>34391492No because that means I can have a sip without making a face and briefly wanting to die My last bf would get the stereotypically girly coffees every time and I loved it because he'd never finish them but I can only drink 1/3 of one by myself because I'm sensitive to caffeine
>>34391453I don't think I've tried this before so I'll give it a shot.
>>34391377She could have circumvented doing all that if she just started doing her nails.
>>34391508>the guys who let everyone know that they're macho for drinking it black?this but also guys who look down on others for not doing the same
>>34391480You want a strong woman ?
>>34391505>He's not being neurotic. Come on.LOL
>>34391511you mean mongo?
>>34391513Good luck anon Part of it is also addressing what is making you feel anxiety: you have to name the emotions and
>>34391505>painful to picture You're still taking this way too literally and I know you're doing it on purpose lol
>>34391488Fine. Consider the case where you've been railed into a stupor and your tummy is being kissed afterwards.
>>34391510You can change that I know you wanna
dae the feminine instinct to sink your teeth into an exposed male calf and look up at him as he instinctively tries to jerk away but realizes its too late and if he frees himself he will bleed out?
>>34390598I used to say both but the ease of manhandling a 90 lb asian girl has ruined chubby women for me.
>>34391524No and I lied you’re not him
>>34391522Your ruining her JH larp, she has to say all the lines.
>>34391521nta but my therapist told me to do this and I don't understand how is that's supposed to help in any way
>>34391525Actually thoughWhat is thatI don't actually want to eat them I just want to chew on them
>>34391517Not necessarily. I should have replied to the first post in that chain instead probablyI do want someone healthy though, someone I can get a lot of fresh air with, and I want to be someone's companion
>>34391527Not who Maybe I am
>>34391530You could chew on me...
>>34391522I'd ask for an MS paint diagram, but it's not worth you risking a ban over me possibly being dumb.>>34391523So heaven?
>>34391525Zombies shouldn't be allowed to post.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6rmpy9ARIo
Digital “paintings” are not real paintings. Same crap as AI.
>>34391535>So heaven?You're too cute.
>>34391529Mine too lolIt’s a diffusion exercise If you sit for a moment and say “I’m freaking out. Why am I freaking out? Because xyz. Why does xyz bother me? Because abc.” And then you can either just stop there because you have separated yourself from that feeling, or you can keep going and address abc: You can tell yourself,” well I can’t solve abc right now, but I can do [this] which I know is healthy for me or will help me with my goals or values.”I don’t know if I’m explaining it right but there’s a lot of good guidance material on thought diffusing exercises and Acceptance Commitment Therapy
>>34391530ancient evolutionary genetic memoryin many animals the female eats the male after mating
>>34391530I am critically woman deficient today. I wanna get chewed on
>>34391541anything else you want to share with us?
>>34391531Good luck
Girls, is it cringe for a guy to specifically play Mario games?
>>34391541ai is literally writing a prompt, digital painting requires skill even if its easier than regular painting because it has an undo buttonpainting isnt that difficult to begin with
I should buy new guitar strings. Mine aren't holding tune.
>>34391543no no I get it, the thing is that I'm always conscious about how I feel and why so this doesn't really work for me
>>34391544So it's confirmed I am a praying mantis
>>34391532Prove it
>>34391549Thanks, you too
>>34391551That is bait my darling
>>34391550It's only cringe if he's MovieBob.
>>34391553Yea I felt the same way but I did it anyway and it does help It’s worth it to keep trying because you need to train your brainI also prefer the physical things I can do because they’re more immediate: TIPP is a good place to start
men can you do the eyebrow moan thing when i marry my canines to your most important blood vesselsand a pairing list of drinks you might go well with
is practice marriage a thing?
>>34391552thats prolly not a string issue but your string winding thingies being too loose, no? maybe put some rosin
>>34391541I'm willing to discuss the differences between working with physical vs digital mediums but claiming that something a human worked on for 14 hours is the same as AI crap is just dumb and you should feel bad about it
>>34391561>the eyebrow moan thingThe what
>>34391561>the eyebrow moan thingThe what now?
>>34391567No need to discuss. I am correct.
>>34391541retard aicel hands
>>34391561>eyebrow moanWhat?
>>34391563yeah it's when you play house with your friend when you're a kid
>>34391558Shh I want to talk about art though maybe we'll get a tangent>>34391570Aw come on don't make me come up with my own material. I played along give me SOMETHING
>>34391575I didnt play house with my female friends when i was a kidwe only played docorFUCKIm not even in medschool, i wasted my time
>>34391567What if a human spent 14 hours prompting and inpainting?
>>34391560it didn't help me but I guess it doesn't hurt to try again
>>34391568>>34391569>>34391573ughthe expressive jerk you do with your eyebrows when you are superbly dismayed by some turn of eventsmake them dance, meat
>>34391555I could be many people. You could be thinking of many people. Which one am I supposed to prove I am
Should I go get a frozen Coke?
>>34391541and you can't draw traditional or digital
>>34391521I try but it's so rough when it make me feel really sick and nauseous. It takes an immense amount of mental effort not to just start spiralling. Idk what wires got crossed in my brain when it all started but im so fucking done with all this shit now
>>34391563I think cohabitating for an extended period of time with someone you're dating but never going to propose to/get proposed to by may as well be a practice marriage.
>>34391581I’m thinking of one
>>34391572I hate you and ai and digital “art”>>34391583No. That doesn't make me wrong.
>>34391561>tfw no cannibal gf :(
>>34391586nta but what's he like
women, what kind of dirty talk do you like to hear from guys?
>>34391584Maybe physical stuff can help you more? When I feel that way no amount of mental diffusion is going to help, I get an ice pack and put it right on my back or chest
>>34391589>No. That doesn't make me wrong.It quite literally does, tradlarping retard. I bet you have the most kitsch taste in "fine" art imaginable.
>>34391566>string winding thingiesThe tuning machines? No they're fine the strings just die after a while because they're metal and under a lot of tension and being constantly stretched and strummed. Wish they lasted longer though >maybe put some rosinBabe it's a guitar not a violin
>>34391577I played house with 2 girls (not at the same time)
>>34391576Just joking but I kind of see it as if the digital creator can't at least to some extent, because of the different tools, recreate their painting on paper it feels wrong to me.
>>34391592Him shutting his whore mouth. Lately he has started to say "Can I cum in you?" before cumming and it's weirding me out a lot. What do you even say to this? "Permission granted"?
>Internet artists seething when the same arguments made about AI are used against themGod tier troll, 10/10
>>34391580I only know how to furrow my brows which makes me look pissed off when I'm focusing on something or feeling stressed or worried.
>>34391596you can use rosin to make lose pegs not unwind
>>34391602Submissive men literally make women want to vomit
>>34391590what snacks and drinks do you pair well with?>>34391592intelligent recommendations on drink pairingstell me the order and what notes i should focus on
hi atoga! hope you're all having a wonderful morning
>>34391599Would calling it "digital illustration" make it any more palatable to you? I can't say I've met any digital artists who would die on the hill that it's anything like working with traditional media, but I don't know too many digital artists.
>>34391603This bit is ancient and it's not even coherent. Stop jerking off onto your own face.>>34391599This is coming from someone with zero understanding of artistic fundamentals, more worried about the eraser than the actual method.
>>34391602"Yes, please cum in me" in a breathy moan.
>>34391578NahPrompting an ai isn't making art like it's gone beyond using a tool you're making almost no creative decisions you're basically passing off some thumbnails to the ai, if that. And inpainting is more editing than anything.
>>34391614I'm literally not even the troll you're seething at. You're doing nothing but proving my point.
>>34391610I had two breakfasts! :3
>>34391609>what snacks and drinks do you pair well with?I think I go well with some wine, not sure about snacks
>>34391611I've no hill to die on I'm just playing around. >>34391614I'm sure copy pasting and tracing is real hard.
>>34391608It has little to do with submission, it just takes me out of the moment if he starts yapping. I think he does this because it turns him on to make sure I'm also aware that he's filling ne with cum soon. I wish he would stop.
>>34391602Proceed at once, and be done with it, lest I have you executed for stealing yet more of my limited time
>>34391602Do you even like this guy?Tell him you want him to fill you up, retard.
>>34391598you a real playa
>>34391599Nta but it is kind of unreasonable to expect someone to be proficient in a medium they've never used. It's like putting an F1 driver on a motorcycle and being surprised if they wipe out
>>34391621you can trace with traditional methods too fyi>I've no hill to die on I'm just playing around.you aren't funny or interesting, you cheap (You)whore
>>34391615He's trying to bait me into begging for his cum. I won't fall for it.
>>34391610I just made a taco.>>34391603I must say, I don't love AI, and the art is by and large offputting. But the artists who are the loudest about it all seem to be really shitty artists.
>>34391446Why not
>>34391586Oh I'm sure but I can't read your mind nowOr can I
>>34391626technically I did it with 3 but uh I don't think my cousin counts
Femanon, you need a baby
plap
>>34391630why are you so neuroti--almost forgot where i was
>>34391624I do, I don't like him trying to trick me into begging for it. >>34391623I might try this. Maybe he'll get the hint.
>>34391592It mostly just makes me feel awkward>>34391602"Aye captain, permission to cum aboard!"?
>>34391633I don't have a reason to hate them, I do however hate blondes because of my ex
>>34391607Perhaps I guess, I've never heard of that but they're not loose. I've just had these strings for like 5 or 6 weeks and I heard they die in about that timeIt's a shame cuz I really like how they sound
>>34391637no
>>34391602but, are you letting him cum inside you?
>>34391644Are you a pro player? Or are you one of those people that think they need a professional setup for their plinking practice?
>>34391599Bruh I can't recreate what I can paint with oils with acrylics or watercolors. That's an unreasonable ask and those are all just types of paint. If it was just a line drawing I'd agree with you.
good news, I got my chocolate chip cookies
>>34391646Yeah.
>>34391593Idk honestly. I can't be doing that every time I want to do something. I sometimes pinch my arm and that can help ground me or put some cold water on my neck but it doesn't always work.
>>34391637People are saying this.
>>34391592Mostly just grossly detailed descriptions of how I feel to him and the things he wants to do to me or what he wants me to do to him. In between compliments, of course.
>>34391657SHE SAID THE LINE SHE SAID THE LINE
Hmm. I need to get laid
>>34391630Do you even like him? Just beg it'll take 5 seconds and make him happy.>>34391637That's the last thing I need rnI don't even think it would work it wouldn't make him stay
>>34391659I'm not allowed to say ANYTHING here.
>>34391640>JH side-eyeing her bf with arms crossed, expression smug, having foiled yet another of his nefarious plots to trick her into begging for it>with an ice pack between her legs from the heavy construction PVC pipe he just laid on her with a jackhammer and hard hatmaybe he just has an autism fetish
>>34391662>just humiliate yourself to get him off I think the fuck not.
>>34391654then why is he asking?
>>34391662>That's the last thing I need rnWhy not
>>34390847Thanks anon, I'm going to go for the basket. It helps to hear people's thoughts even though I know it's silly to get anxious over such little things
>>34391642Why
>>34391664You're not very good at this.>>34391666See here Satan >>34391622
>>34391664Kek so retarded
>>34391665>humiliate yourself Yeah you don't like this guyOr have self esteem issues It's not that deep
>>34391648>Are you a pro player?No >Or are you one of those people that think they need a professional setup for their plinking practice?No lol what the fuck, where'd that come from. I do my setups myself
nothing makes a man feel more powerful than when he manipulates a woman into debasing herself for his pleasure
>>34391675You're not very bright, lol. Go buy your strings mr fell for it.
>>34391637No I need a man
>>34391622Does she watch when this happens?
>>34391673You're weird.
>>34391655It’s okay to need something different every time, it’s good to have options It’s a long process but I hope you figure it out
>>34391682Fix your radar idiot.
>>34391637Yeah, I really do actually. Soon
>>34391678So you are trolling me
>>34391677I watched a porno where the guy told the girl to stick her finger in her asshole and then in her mouth. It wasn't even hot, he was just being mean to her and making her do it because it's gross.
>>34391672>he catches her smiling at him, and smiles back>sends her non-neurotypical brain into overdrive trying to decipher this latest ploy a worrisome wench
>>34391667I'm technically single and currently live/work with a dementia patient who smokes cigarettes in the house. And I don't have my shit together at all. Probably never will at this point. If I accidentally successfully brought a pregnancy to term I think I'd put it up for adoption and kill myself.
>>34391689No, it's just funny that you think you need to follow the advice meant for pro players that play their instruments many hours a day and need absolutely perfect pitch as someone just playing on your guitar a bit for fun for 30 mins every three days.
>>34391690This is the root of many things men get off to that makes you wonder why they'd find something like that hot. The answer is humiliating the woman.
>>34391690a 5 year old man is actually already fully mentally developed, and is indistinguishable from a 35 year old man in emotional maturitythats why the cruel pranks
>>34391664That wasn't even me. And I never get "tricked" into anything during sex.
>>34391677Driving a car really fast or shooting a gun is much higher up on the list for me personally. Abusive shit actually isn’t on the list at all for me
>>34391696You got tricked into being a sex slave.
>>34391693What do you mean. I'm a cheap bastard and I thought I could keep em for longer but I can hear it slipping out of tune after like one song. I wasn't planning on replacing them on some schedule.
>>34391696>>34391701^^^
Is it bad to like it when a man wants me
>>34391705Yes
>>34391702Is that so? >I've just had these strings for like 5 or 6 weeks and I heard they die in about that timeYou do you man, as long as you're happy, go get your strings.
>>34391685Thanks I hope so
>>34391705Hell no. It makes the wanting even more enjoyable for me
>>34391705Why would it be?
>>34391246I knew it. Until I can find room for him I will borrow my coworker’s orange cat. Do you want me to ask for some new pictures?
>>34391707Mb for not clarifying, I just noticed they weren't holding tune and only after that went to check online for how long they're supposed to last. And that number seemed common enough.
I hate it when my right heel touches the ground
>>34391711>Do you want me to ask for some new pictures?Yes please.
>>34391705NahBut it's important to distinguish whether you just like the attention or you also like the man himself
>>34391713Aight, happy playing.
>>34391705yes, it means your soul is filthy and you are repaying his innocent affections with wickedness
>>34391616not what was asked
>>34391701>>34391703You tards would call any woman agreeing to marry a man that isn't you a sex slave, too.
>>34391720No, I just don’t think dating your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend is very healthy.
>>34391431>>34391453Additionally, identifying your triggers.
>>34391720Most men don't buy their second gf a "slut" bracelet.
>>34391623>Proceed at once, and be done with it, lest I have you executed for stealing yet more of my limited time>>34391640>I might try this. Maybe he'll get the hint.This would be so funny.
>>34391726I'll report back how it went.
>>34391719You're bad at this.
How do I eliminate desire?
>>34391731Realize that nothing is actually that deep. Tutto passa.
>>34391731Fry your brain with liquor and drugs.
Good to know I post here with digital and ai “art” haters
>>34391731Appreciate what you ALWAYS have: change. Namaste, anon.
>>34391731You can’t, but you can control how you respond to desire and temptation.
>>34391731Go work at a farm or die
>>34391677Nothing better than making a man think he manipulated you into doing something you wanted all along
>>34391733Does his hat say "not from Paris madame"?
>>34391741Yes, lol. What an absolute legend.
>>34391677>>34391740win-win
>>34391740Evil but acceptable so long as you gloat about it to me later
>>34391737Ok. How do I stop responding to the desire for love with suicidality
>>34391731Fail to fulfill it enough times that desiring something feels like a bother because you know you'll never have it.Not having money for a really long time really curbed my desire to shop. It's all useless shitty junk that isn't worth what it costs because it's going to fall apart after 3 uses, and for the longest time I couldn't afford it even if I wanted it, and I was fine.
>>34391748Easier said than done. You already know that almost everybody else wants love; that doesn’t make you a freakDo you fall into self-loathing because you worry you can’t reciprocate it?
ricky spanish
>>34391734>Fry your brain with liquor and drugsnta but this didn't work for meI don't think you need to eliminate desire, just learn how to healthily deal with ityou can desire things, but be at peace without them>>34391705no>>34391652epic gamer moment>>34391610thanks but it's 5pm heretoday been pretty ass nglhbu>>34391582why is it frozen lol
There’s a hot guy here fml
>>34391750I fall into it because I don’t have it
>>34391561>marry my canines to your most important blood vesselsare you a vampire or smth>>34391496>Peter Griffin is a bad personI mean, that is kind of the point of the show lol, it's a satire>>34391457fuck it we ball
>>34391754>why is it frozen lolBecause it's tasty that way?
>>34391434riphope you feel alrightyeah I slept like 3hrs last night and didn't get a chance to nap today, just powering through rn>>34391436I still have a couple, but I see you got some :D>>34391755where is bro>>34391760what is frozen coke tho? like a popsicle?
>>34391755Attack him.
>>34391753¡Me convertí en un pepinillo, Morty! ¡Pepinillo Riiiiick!
>>34391762I think anon just means coke flavored slushie
>>34391762>what is frozen coke tho? like a popsicle?It's a slushy.
>>34391757That’s no good. Just because you don’t have it doesn’t mean you ever will.
>>34391722He's not my ex-bf.>>34391725Is this an advanced reverse psychology attempt to make me want to wear it in public to spite you specifically?
There's some loser here that I'm mogging the shit out of
Pascal the dog is here.
>>34391722It's the ex-gf and her new bf.
>>34391768NtaHow is it coke flavored if it's literally coke though. It is a slushy that IS coke.
>>34391769oh, that sounds good then>>34391768yeah I fw this>>34391772bro is looking in the mirror
>>34391775So it has the flavor of coke then. What's wrong.
>>34391775Coke is really just carbonated, coke-flavored water when u think about it
>>34391775maybe sometime it is but often times it's just coke flavor
>>34391770It’s been so long that I’m damaged from it
>>34391775I feel like we're over thinking this.
these roblox huzz be wildin
American dad steve smith singing compilation
>>34391744Exactly >>34391745I don't think it's evil, it's maintaining a dynamic. Gloating would defeat the purpose
>>34391780Sorry, anon. You can heal.
>>34391772Ask her on a date
>>34391777Would you say that an apple has the flavor of an apple or that it is an apple?
>>34391762>I still have a couple, but I see you got some :Dyeah :DI ate half of them and I'll save the rest for tomorrow because now I feel pretty full!
>>34391783That white boy has pipes
>>34391783better than family guy funny moments>>34391788yeah they are filling lelhappy days
>>34391766ricardo y morty
>>34391776>bro is looking in the mirrorA bit paradoxical don't you think>>34391786Hell no. Maybe for an easy pump and dump though she looks desperate
>>34391774How about you count the freckles on my ass next for your overly detailed biography, since you seem to care so much?
>>34391784>I don't think it's evil,I don’t actually either. I just like to be teased
>>34391791Me gusta!
>>34391792Rude
>>34391791Uuuuu no sé Ricardo, me parece p-peligroso
>>34391774Right, my bad.
>>34391778Is it a separate thing that has been created to mimic the flavor of real coke or is just coke syrup though?
>>34391801Just coke syrup, which is coke-flavored :D
What do you think of menstruation and yeast infections being gratuitously mentioned in TV shows?
>>34391806It's good that men are exposed to reality.
>>34391806I see it as no more gratuitously mentioned then any other bodily/sex function.
Embarrassed myself when introducing myself why do I have zero anything no rizz
>>34391733BASED Tutto passa posterDubs of truth
>>34391806Much more acceptable than the disgusting and degenerate>I AM SEXUALLY AND PHYSICALLY AROUSED.... MY PENIS HAS BECOME ERECTjokes that are in every other show
>>34391793>calling the acne marks freckles
>>34391806Imagine baking bread with that yeast
>>34391803That's coke flavorING.
Women would you date a guy with bacne
>>34391818Yea I had bacne
>>34391806>gratuitously mentionedDefine gratuitously? I've never encountered that. Not any weirder than talking about shitting.
>>34391815Fuck. You.
>>34391821You know I'm right.
>will choke down on my sweaty unwashed knob>won't share her gumWomen man…
How do small boob women feel about their guy trying to bury is face in their titties
>>34391824Being horny lowers inhibition, what a concept.
A nursing breast job by some fat milkers would probably save my life
>>34391828this but with small boobs
>>34391806a bit odd
>>34391825I feel stupid and embarrassed and he gets bored quick so then I feel ugly too
>>34391794More than fair
>>34391823Obviously my ass isn't airbrushed like it's under three glow filters, but those are freckles, not marks from acne.
>>34391828Worldly experience slaves are so cringe.
>>34391826I don't know I made that scenario up
>>34391834Sure thing, sweaty. Everyone knows that ass is a common place to get freckles, basically like the nose bridge.
Women Do you have any allergies
>>34391838Obviously, nobody would come closer to your penis than they absolutely have to.
>>34391842I don't date women with allergies.
>>34391842I'm allergic to degenerates.
>>34391843True
>>34391842Cow's whey will make me congested to the point of losing my voice and not being able to breath if I drink large quantities over time, especially cow's whey protein powder
Nothing makes a man feel more powerful than when he tricks a femcel into exposing her subpar cleavage to try and attract him so he can laugh at her and tell her to cover up
What could a man do to small boob to make small boob haver feel good about the small boob
If women can't consent while drunk, then how can men?
>>34391855We can’t. I look back at the one time I got blackout drunk at a dorm full of srat girls and wonder if anything I don’t remember happened
>>34391855They rape each other and it becomes a Mexican standoff
>>34390466So i have been going to a new gym for the last 2 months and it was great, yesterday i renewed for 6 more months.So i go for a pull day today (like an hour ago) and as i was finishing my workout i noticed my ex gf being on a bike doing cardio. She looked at me suprised and she came and talked to me and we talked for 5 mins. The reason i left her 2 years ago was because she was lying about shit constantly and kept contacts with her ex, i blocked her everywhere and for a year she was trying to reach my by email and even travelled from switzerland to visit me (5h flight).After i talked to her i went and did some abs and she came there aswell and then i just left. Also a girl i like from there saw me talking to her and now she is gonna think im dating her or something.What should i do? She will be here for a month
Her ex bf is her uncle.
>>34391825Trying to literally bury his face would be dumb, but his mouth is still nice
>>34391852Die
>>34391811It takes practice, you'll get better at it
I hate my mind
>>34391862Ow
Women, do you know how warm a well-built moid's muscles are?
>>34391852Face a titcow's champion in single combat and shatter him in my name
>>34391867yeah
>>34391867I used to but I’ve forgotten
>>34391868To the death?
>>34391868>single combatBut all the girls with big boobs are taken...
>>34391864A song for youhttps://youtu.be/lPOHOtQ8Qw0
the average prude would rather hear about human filth than anything erotic or sexual
>>34391806That kind of crassness is gross and also super cringe because it's supposed to be feminist or something. Embarrassing really
My muscles are pretty warm
>>34391868It would be a great privilege.
>>34391876Those are the same things.
>>34391872Break him apart until she can't put him back together anymoreSo she understands that there are some things a fat chest can't buy, and a strong sword-arm is one of them
>>34391881really says a lot about the prudecattle mindset
>>34391852That's so cringe, maybe just stay away
>>34391868I'd love to see him try.
Thoughts and opinions on playing with his hair
>>34391886Prepare to meet your maker, knave.
>>34391858Just live your life like normal, a month will go by in a flash
>>34391883Really says a lot about breedingsow mentality.
>>34391888Please do. It’s half the reason why I have the hair
You meet a girl and all her siblings are more attractive than her, and all her friends are more attractive than her. What do you do?
>>34391889I'm not the one in the ring and you better get your paper works sorted.
>>34391894Marry all of them as Allah intended
>>34391894Keep that information to myself. I doubt it would change how I felt unless they were attractive to me in more ways than physical, and even then, I wouldn’t go after any of them since it would make the first girl feel like shit.
>>34391888this kills the baldcel
>>34391894Plap rampage
>playing with his hairPlease take this man’s advice: don’t play with my hair if you don’t love mehttps://youtu.be/bJjWmHDlJis
>>34391888My ex di that to me and npw i shave my headI. hate my life
>>34391888I like when grills play with my hair>>34391894>What do you do?nothing lol
Women, would you date a man with dandruff?
lol imagine being bald lmao even
>>34391818Can I pop them?>>34391824I do though. But not my toothbrush.>>34391842Rabbits, horses, cats, honestly I think all rodents or maybe animal dander in general. Dust mites, pollen, some molds that's a thing with my mom these are all from her except the seasonal allergies. I'm also lactose intolerant and asthmatic.
>>34391908No put some apple cider vinegar on dat shit
>>34391908no, stop being stressed
>>34391911>Can I pop them?nta but yes
Do baldies know that we know they're bald under their hat? You're wearing a hat indoors nigga
>>34391902"TRYIN' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD, WORKIN' LIKE A NIGGER FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD!"https://youtu.be/OhEHB0a7Uyg?t=1m37s
>>34391731I don't know, but I just masturbated to one of my favourite ASMRs and that stills the desire for a few hours.
>>34391914nameste in my lane.
>>34391920plap
>>34391903Poor boy
Bitches who leave me on read for days being mad that I don’t respond immediately kill all of yourselves!
>>34391908Can't be a hypocrite. I don't think mine is actual dandruff though I think my scalp is just dry my flakes are teeny tiny.>>34391916Nice. Especially if there's some blackheads.
>>34391927You're the one wanting something here, beggars can't act arrogant.
>>34391917Not wearing a hat indoors or outdoors.
>>34391928Dry small flakes is a type of dandruff.
>>34391923Wonder how that'd work out.
>>34391930The jig is up. We all know it’s a bald cap
>>34391927>being mad that I don’t respond immediately Lol, you're just an orbiter/emotional tampon for them.
>>34391853Oh noes
>>34391840I'll prove you wrong! I'll post a picture of my bare ass and you'll see they're freckles!Is that what you're trying to bait me into saying?
>>34391943No thanks, I don't want to see your latrina lipedema.
>>34391943Poast it anyways
Any bakers around? Do you freeze cheesecake in the springform pan? Do you remove the sides or leave it when freezing? Do you run a knife around the edge before freezing or is that unnecessary
>>34391919Hell yeah motherfucker
>>34391952'freezing cheesecake? I'm not sure what you mean. like a no-bake cheesecake?I'd line the bottom and sides with parchment paper.
>>34391952What kind of cheesecake are you making that gets frozen? I never heard of that. Post the recipe.
>>34391945You have infinite asses on the internet to enjoy, you don't need mine.
At the cinema about to watch “project hail mary”
>>34391952not a baker but Strawberry Shortcake just froze it in the pan and left the sides on, presumably for a sturdy foundation, so unless you want to save freezer space I'd leave it as-is
>>34391961What’s it about? I love under a rock
>>34391961It's reddit as fuck and I love it
>>34391960Shoot. Ironically, there’s a chance I already saw yours on this website over 15 years ago
>>34391970You won't believe it
>>34391955>>34391956Sorry, I should have been more clear. It's just a regular paedophilia cream cheese cake, but after it cools down I'm putting it in the freezer until the weekend. Maybe it's my lack of sleep but google seems to be giving too many different answers So it's been baked in a springform pan, and before I wrap it up and put in the freezer, I'm wondering if I should remove the sides of the pan or just leave it as is
>>34391978A what I'm sorry
>>34391967Thanks, leaving the sides on does make sense for protection. Some places seem to recommend removing the sides and leaving it on the bottom, but I'm not sure why that would be better
>>34391978>paedophilia cream cheese cakeew, is this for an epstein party?I'd leave the pan on and slide a knife before freezing
>>34391976I guess anything is possible. All I can really do is hope the pics were appreciated.
>>34391984ntaIt might be due to condensation but it would happen anyways if you wrap it and it shouldn't be a big deal. Maybe take it off to cool completely then put it back on before putting it in the freezer.
>>34391981Oh my god lol Philadelphia cheesecake. I already made a huge mess because I didn't but the bottom of the pan in correctly and the graham crumbs went everywhere and I had to remake the crust. I need a nap lol>>34391988No I promise lol. That sounds good, thank you! >>34391988
>>34391990Yeah they do say to let it chill in the fridge overnight before freezing, so that's probably why. Thanks anon
>>34391977Oh lol, that book. Cool.
>>34391996Yeah that checks out, hope it goes well.
FemanonsThoughts on running your hands along his back and shoulders?
Why did they put a woman on that rocket
>>34392004It's exciting. It really highlights how big and solid he is. But also seeing him shiver when I just run my nails along his skin highlights that he's also sensitive.
>>34392004Next you'll ask about thoughts on using a fork or what? The fuck kind of forever alone question is this?
Women, thoughts on using a fork?
>>34392009You sound so fun and pleasant
>>34392011Spoons > forks > knives.
>>34392012Oh no, random incel doesn't approve of me, whatever will I do.
>>34392015PMS I presume?
>>34392011It's great to perforate your balls with.
>>34392017Balding I presume?
>>34392009He's obviously trying to get "women" to hornypost.
>>34392021Which is unacceptable behavior and needs to be thwarted promptly.
>>34392020Menstruation is a bitch isn't it>>34392021I just wanna hear their thoughts
>>34392027Being maidenless is a bitch, isn't it?
>>34392029>Being maidenlessWeird name but yeah you are
Have you two considered writing posts that are good instead of bad? It’s fun to write good posts
>>34392037Then why don't you do it?
>>34392037I did write a good post though it's not my fault she decided to shit on the party
>>34392038
is there any love in this world for a 25 yo virgin schizoid gymcel
Anyone want to play guild wars 2 with me but in your mind
>>34392049Idk what that is but sure
>>34392042oranj
Fore I go broke like jocJoc:
>>34392050Epic. I feel like you would be a necromancer
>>34392054More like necrophile
>>34392053idk who joc is but I'm also broke D: doing surveys rn lel
>>34392054Yeah that sounds badass
Euro Grills
Women what did your co-star tell you today
Damn, this really says a lot about society.
>>34392066Not now, I'm reporting church adds on my feed.
>>34392069that means half the women don't want serial killers since the girl the other guy is holding also got what she wanted fucking mongo
>>34392069Cool dick
>>34392069I want a short flatty though
>>34392075You're the serial killer, he got a shirt flattie.
>>34392076Very cool :)
>>34392069me on the right
>>34392078Notice how there's an empty space where the dick should go.
>>34392069this is so dumb lol
>>34392069Warrior and Priestess - iconic duo.
>>34392080I'm a grower
I need to know things to say or to a girl while going down on her to break things up a little. Women help me out. The Nina Hartley video can only help me out so much.
You and I, cut from same cloth
>>34392083Better start sprouting something there soon.
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy you'd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men don't become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. That's all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34390815>I’ve done a little bit of modelingNo wonder your standards are so high lol
>>34392085the cloth is dolphin skin
I'm slowly becoming convinced the girl I like is actually me but female.
I want a standard issue white moid
>>34392091Ripping at the seams
>>34392082(you have to be 6'+ and handsome to be in her party btw)
>>34392092narc moment
>>34392072It's a fantasy scenario. All women want the guy on the right, guys just want a mid wife who loves them, that's the point.
>>34392099?
>>34392093how much are u willing to pay
>>34392104Am I not enough?
>>34392094*chanting* TEAR IT OFF TEAR IT OFF
>>34392107I mean if I can live at urs and get snacks then yeah that is enough, I will do whatevs
>>34392101>all men are wholesome saints >all women are demonic entities Right
>>34392108Daddy's got his gun loaded
>>34392093What are you like
Guys I’m so fuoockked
>>34392116what happen
>>34392111whole world's come undonefrom lookin' straight at the sun
>>34392116You should do cocaine about it.
>>34392118Got crosshairs in his eyes
>>34392013Sporks >>
>>34392119that is a terrible idea>>34392118>What did her daddy do? What did he put you through?the world's on fire :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRtbSTN1kI
>>34392069I'm a man and I want a serial killer succubus with big tiddies gf
>>34392120you would know
>>34391894Abort mission.
I can't believe it's not butter!
ladies, explain yourselves.
>>34392129Why don't you explain first you fucking ESL
>>34390595One would be insane to think it's cringe to receive a gift of chocolate
He’s my type but he has small teeth
>>34392125Look. Laugh. But don't touch.
>>34392134thats good old jeffy for you
>>34392128>I can't believe it's not butter!I canstill good stuff tho>>34392134>he has small teethwhat does this even mean>>34392133this lol, choccos from older relatives/friends was one of the best things about easter as a kid
>>34392134>Big teethHey
>>34392128also made me think of this lel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ficiqoE6U
>>34390923Thanks for the nice words, I feel they helped.I ended up cleaning the bathroom sink, toilet, bathroom floor and disassembled the chair.
>>34392139bugs bunny teeth bros we're winning>>34392141based cleaner>gifrelthis is why I sit down
>>34392145nta>this is why I sit downWomen just randomly pop out of nowhere when you're pissing alone?
Why would anyone want to ask questions to women when they will just lie with whatever answer makes them feel the best?
I'd say some corny ass shit like "enjoy the view"
>>34392148Isn't that normal?
>>34392148>Women just randomly pop out of nowhere when you're pissing aloneone can never be too careful>>34392149>when they will just liethey also eat hot chip
>>34392149Because it forces them to eat hot chip in between answers
>>34392149To find out what makes women feel best.
>>34392150I'd say some corny ass shit like "I'm calling the police"
Women, i know what it feels like to be lied to vy a man https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA
>>34392157no homo but he is kinda cute desu
>>34392139twirls hair Hiiii
>>34392159HiIf we kiss you might feel them
>>34392158He was in the chess club.
>>34392164so was I (I was shit tho) omg we have so much in common
>>34392141>gifmy ex did that to me once, except it was poo time
>>34392164He actually lied about that, too.
WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY FROM ME?
>>34392169Shut up
>>34392169idk I can't afford plane tix>>34392168wtf what a poserI helped supervise the chess club for my volunteering hours but we barely played chess lol it was just an excuse to piss about
>>34392169Cuz ur stinki
Like a year or two ago I asked a question like>Women, if you heard a 28 y/o man was a virgin but seemed mostly fine socially and appearance wise, what would be your immediate assumptions about what's wrong with him?That sort of question preoccupied me a lot and in hindsight I think I was trying to explain to myself what's wrong with me.And following a brief crisis I think I finally nailed it down to a single sentence, I think I got Avoidant Personality Disorder.Nothing official yet, still need to hunt down some psychiatrist, but I would be very surprised if it's not that.Kind of depressing to see how all the quirks and nuances of my personality are just one big stereotypical chunk.>Why are you blogposting retardJust wanted to talk about it I guess
>>34392170I NEED HELPAND YOU'RE WAY ACROSS THE SEA
>>34392169Because I wasn’t born or raised near you, probably
>>34392177Many men are like this
GenderDo you ever feel trapped by a game? Like you find yourself not having fun with the game so you shut it down but then you don't know what to do with yourself so you start the game back up.If not a game, then something similar with something else?
>>34392178I'm jerkin
>>34392157Tes VI is going to suck
>>34392181you're probably looking for fulfillment through the game because at some point getting better at it made you feel a sense of accomplishment, but because it's just a game that sense of accomplishment feels fake and you feel empty. you need an actual hobby in real life you can make progress on.
>>34392181ngl that's how I feel about 4chan...
>>34392177sorry to hear it man but at least you've gained some self-awareness and made some progress it seemsyou're in good company here with other avoidants lol (I'm also almost 28M virgin)
>>34392177What are the defining characteristics of this Avoidant Personality Disorder?Isn't it kind of disheartening how a personality can be classified as a disorder?
>>34392181MNo, thank god. I love playing video games, but I don't play any of those kinds of live service games. They're designed to make you behave that way.>If not a game, then something similar with something else?Sounds exactly like my relationship with my drug of choice, weed. I'll use it compulsively if I have it on hand.
>>34392181not trapped per se but yeah some grindy games can be addicting with meagre reward desu. all things in moderation and it's good to find more real-life pursuits and tangible hobbies to balance it out. games are fun but for me only in small doses else it is just a waste of time desu
>>34392177Yeah, it's always lots of fun to realize your whole personality is just a well established trauma response.
>>34392163Ow
Games are almost always more fun with someone on the couch, even if it's a single-player game.Grinding vbucks or whatever alone in the dark can get sad.
>>34392186What counts as an "actual hobby"?
>>34392177I’m avoidant too but you can overcome it I promise
>>34392199:)>>34392177Listen to anon.
Do you guys play games for story? I realized I like videogames mostly for the story and atmosphere.
I'm just going to do a few more levels, and then I'll quit. I just want to end on a nice round number.
>>34392199agreed. baby steps but once you start making progress you realise how overcome-able it really is
I want every virgin to fall in love With me
>>34392198Shopping, Netflix, astrology, etc.
>>34392197nta, I think it depends on the game and mood desu. for local co-op, yeah ofc some games are a blast to beat with someone else. but my favourite game experiences are just lights off and being immersed in the world>>34392202I mean fun gameplay is key, but yeah a lot of my favourite games are largely my favourite because of the general atmosphere and feeling of "adventure". I come back to them because it's a trip losing yourself in that world and vibe again
>>34392209>t. Femme fatale
>>34392202Atmosphere is a big thing. Many of the games I've invest most of my time in is for the atmoshere, and have no story. But I also like games with stories.
>>34392198whatever you want honestly, including games. but i like hobbies where i can make real tangible progress. once i shut off the game or move on to another one, i feel empty because it's like all that progress is gone. creative hobbies are the best imo because they're the opposite end of the spectrum. whatever you've written, recorded, drawn, painted, etc. is something you've got tangible evidence of creating, and the skills stick around for the next time you create something. you could spend a lifetime learning an instrument or how to draw and still never master it, but that's a good thing - it just means you've always got new space in that hobby to explore. there are non-creative hobbies like that too, i think the reason i like the gym is because i've always got something to show for it after i put the time into it.
>>34392209lol based succubuswhat makes you appeeealing>>34392203good idea lel>>34392198nta but to me a hobby is something at least semi-constructive where you're creating or tending to something IRL. as much as I love vidya I don't really consider it a hobby. maybe stuff like speedrunning or making longplays etc. somewhat. if you're doing fanarts or writing about stuff or whatever that is more of a "hobby" than simply playing a game which for the most part is a pretty consooomer activitybut also, life is short, do what you enjoy lol. and I do find playing good games and stuff to be great inspo for other hobbies and projects
>>34392212lol
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU SO PLEASEHELLO, I'M HERE, I'M WAITINGI THINK I'D BE GOOD FOR YOUAND YOU'D BE GOOD FOR ME
>>34392204how did you make progress?
State genderWould you rather have $10 or just die right this fucking second?
>>34392222MI'd take the $10
>>34392222Die
>>34392222Death please.
>>34392202My favorite series of games (Metal Gear Solid) is pretty story-heavy, but it doesn't skimp on the action or have any half-baked gameplay either.Most of the games I enjoy lean much closer to arcade games than visual novels, but the ones that manage to strike a balance between the two stand out to me as some of the best things in the medium.My favorite genre is action adventure. I do love the Souls games as well but am well past ready for developers to remember they don't have to make every action adventure game a clone of Dark Souls.
>>34392222Kill me, pete
>>34392222FDie
>>34392181Not trapped but bored. YouTube.I do feel trapped by videogames because I'm not good at them but I don't go back for more punishment.
>>34392201Why are you smiling?
>>34392216>because it's like all that progress is goneI have backed up the save files for most games I've completed through my life. Like some personal trophies. And the skills and memories stick around for those too.
>>34392234Because reading that made me smile irl. I wanted to say it to anon but didn't feel it was my place to do so.
>>34392091Armpits!
>>34392222FCan I roll for it?Evens: $10Odds: deathI'm forcing myself to refuse suicide until at least October but this is gambling it's a loophole.
>>34392222M$10 isn't going to get me very far, so if I could just drop dead painlessly this instant I think I'd prefer that. Otherwise I'll take the $10.
>>34392235I just deleted gigabytes of save files, feels cathartic
>>34392195It's ok I don't bite
>>34392238Damn it
On the way to getting my ex back now.Told you fucking ategroes that it'd work.
I wish I was The WeekndHe's so cool
>>34392238What's special about October?
>>34392242lel owned
>>34392189You're probably better off googling it because honestly that sleepless night I self-diagnosed is exhausting to remember, but off the top of my head>DESPERATELY wanting intimate relationships (platonic and/or romantic) but avoiding them out of fear of rejection(Took me a while to take the mental inventory necessary to realize my "I just don't want to try socializing, okay?" is just masked fear)>Avoiding any task where you're not guaranteed to be successful from the get-go>Low self-esteem expressed (among other things) as the default assumption that you're not lovable (again, in the platonic or romantic sense)>hyper-sensitivity to criticism>Isn't it kind of disheartening how a personality can be classified as a disorder?Honestly it's mostly a reliefIt turns this vague, amorphous just-being-a-weird-fuckup-I-guess into a problem you can name and from there can be solved.I remember being 15 and being similarly relieved when I was diagnosed with ADD, like>oh, I'm NOT just lazy and retarded, I have a problem which can be fixedIn a "the beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper name" sort of wayI SURE WISH I HAD THAT EPIPHANY BEFORE I WASTED MY 20s BUT LOL & LMAO>>34392199I'm sure it can be done, but I need professional help for that, choosing a good psychiatrist through the internet is daunting and the therapist I went to years ago who I trust enough to ask for recommendations for a next step just so happens to be on vacation for the next couple of weeks so I'm stewing in it for now.I'm surprisingly good at the introspection bit, In that sleepless night I started a sad boy notebook and boy did that open the flood gates.Even reached a point where I had a J'accuse talk with my parents (dad was shockingly receptive, mom was uh, mom)But I have NO IDEA what the next step is, hence the professional help.You know, when reading up about it group CBT was mentioned and I was lowkey fantasizing about it ever since
>>34392181F. That's me and housework. It's all I live for sometimes.
>>34392246That's when the baby is due
>>34392248Sounds vaguely like me, but not really.
>>34392250Very sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r85SJbsKZxE
>>34392250How do you feel about that?
>>34392236Was I misstepping by telling him that
Clav kicked a girl out of his house for rejecting his idea to go to Burger King as a date and then he eplaced her with another girl. Femanons, would you go to Burger King as a date?
>>34392246I'm waiting until after my sister's wedding I feel like it would be rude.
>>34392241I wish you did
>following Clavicular
>>34392259Can I get Wendy's instead you can literally see it from the Burger King
>>34392248You’ve got it anon It also took me awfully long to figure it out and even accept it You’re past the hard part, now it’s just growth
>>34392258No, not at all!
>>34392220I mean I'm not the best example lol, I kind of had to throw myself in the deep end but when I was working/in school and pushing myself to be more social etc. I feel I did come out of my shell a bit, and had some more social experiencesI've regressed again as a NEET lol but it's not as unattainable as you may feel rn>>34392222I really could do with 10 bucks lol (made about that much on surveys tonight tho) so I can buy easter prezzies for ppl
>foid>nose ring>bright lighting>front and center tiktok video>"raaaaa I don't have mental illness, I have mental illness!!!">"respect women!"Foids, how do you lack this much self-awareness?
>>34392261Hey I can put them to good use. Nibble on your neck maybe
>>34392248>when I was diagnosed with ADDnta but that's interesting, I'm also diagnosed ADHDI think people like us and neurodivergents in general are more likely to become reclusive desu after struggling to fit in with others and having emotional dysregulation. social stuff can be exhausting to us and we're prone to avoid itjust try to remind yourself that your problems are in your head/self-imposed and you're not as weird or hopeless as you might think>>34392269and then everyone clapped
>>34392267I’m confused now
>>34392258Nah man, not at allIt's the sort of thing I could really do with hearing more oftenThanks man, we're all gonna make it
>>34392254It's at least a little sad.>>34392257Idk. It makes me feel boring and uninspired as a person, but I tell myself that my housekeeping will benefit my future family, so it's a skill worth continuing to refine.
>>34392243Unless you stopped her from making all those bad decisions while you were away somehow, you're just a SIMP
>>34392262We like Clav here
>>34392259if you date a sterilized moid you are dating a lesbian. He is a lesbian moid.
>>34392262>>34392282The shilling has been filtered. Nobody cares
>>34392279>so it's a skill worth continuing to refineNoble.
Moids, give ideas for canned food to keep in the car just in case.
>>34392277We’re gonna MAAAKE IIITTT
>>34392282/atoga/ collectively has over $1000 in the betting pool that he will commit suicide via drug overdose this year
>>34392286Beans
I've been awake for 21 hours :)
State genderIf you were given a giant sum of money, do you think you'd be responsible enough to use it for lifelong security, or would you end up broke again?
>>34392289yeswhat kinds? plain or with sauce?
>>34392292I would say sauce for the extra sustenance and taste
>>34392291M. I would use it to fund video game ideas that I have.
>>34392281She made none, this I know.
>>34392289THIS NIGGA IS EATING BEANS>>34392291MI can make a $30k/yr graduate student salary work, so absolutely.
>>34392286My canned food drawer is all peanut butter, beans, tuna, and chicken breast.
>>34392291F, I feel like I've gotten so used to being broke that I don't need to spend much to be content, so I'd just kept sitting on it because I like the feeling of being able to if I wanted to.
>>34392291MI think I'd save more of it than I wasted. But if it's so giant then I assume there's room for me to splurge as well.
>>34392291MI just gotta buy a few things and then I'll be happy bro I promise I'll stop spending on stuff after I buy this bro just one more thing then I won't need more stuff
>>34392294Are those ideas good enough to make you more money?
>>34392291FYea I’d probably end up never spending it
>>34392286Tuna for proteinBeans and/or cornI remember once in the army I had like 2 minutes to open a can of preserved peaches cut in half, and it wasn't one of those easy opening ones.Fucked up my hand getting them open in timeWas worth it, 10/10, I needed that shitSo I also recommend that, or some other preserved fruit thing
>>34392297>canned chickenisn't that gross? >>34392293noted
>>34392282I'm still mad about the drugathon.
>>34392295Whyd yall break up?
>>34392303>easy open cans preferred >add something sweetnoted
>>34392291I'd drink myself to death.
>>34392291MI'd like to think so, but then again doesn't everyone?No one THINKS they'll go broke after winning the lottery, but so many people do anyway.Realistically I think I'd just sit on it for a long while, I don't have that hustle in me that other guys have so I'd need to find someone who can just take this money and turn it into more money so I could rest easy.But how the fuck can you tell who to trust with that shit??
>>34392286Disregard canned foods and store protein bars, trail mix, nuts (love pistachios), jerky and/or maybe some of those cracker snacks
>>34392303>>34392307If it's in a car just throw a can opener in there and problem solved
>>34392286idk some baked beans lol>>34392290based but take a nap>>34392291M, depends how giantif it was enough to buy my own place I'd just do thatelse, I'd like to think I'd save it (especially as I'm NEET rn) but I'd probs be tempted to waste a lot of it desu, even in small ways
>>34392304Not really, it tastes like canned tuna to me but with a different texture.
>>34392310eh, thats way too expensive
>>34392286>>34392307Also don't forget the utensils, like plastic forks and shit.HAVE MORE THAN ONE because they WILL break on you and I once saw a guy crack his tooth by trying to eat canned tuna with his leatherman knife
>>34392301Maybe. I want a GTA style pirate game set in modern day Caribbean where you can hijack narco ships, run tourist resorts, fight Haitian zombies, and smoke weed with rastafarians in Jamaica.
>>34392258>>34392275I should clarify that I only felt it wasn’t my place because I’m not avoidant myself
>>34392316I'll just use my fingers and also throw in a knife, wool blanket and lighter for good measure
I need a gf. No I don’t. I need to die.
>>34392314I might have to try, it sounds convenient
>>34392286Not canned goods. Lifeboat rations style survival foods that last 5-20 years, metal jerry can for water, hard vitamin candies. Seperately, keep a box of snack bars in your car (like cliff bars) with a gallon jug of water. Add snack bars and water jug to grocery list when they get to half, check all supplies when daylight savings time happens.
>>34392323>I'll just use my fingersGood way to cut yourself. Get a camping spork.
>>34392326Based
>>34392323NOThrow either a few plastic forks in there or one regular oneIt takes like no space, there's no need for you to live like an animal and dig at your food with your nasty ass fingersIf you end up in a situation you'll dip into those car supplies, you'll be thankful you had a fork and maybe a few napkins
I think I'm turning into a dirty boy
>>34392335I'll get the hose.
I’m sorry you know who I’m too old to style my hair into a mohawk and my job won’t let me either anyway I should’ve been more adventurous when I was younger you were right
I want to hose down a filthy and belligerent goblin-coded bad girl femcel, who steals and runs off with my things when I turn my back just for a moment
>>34392335take a shower bro
Does gym count as a hobby?
>>34392347Sure if u want
>>34392341Literally meI should get a tattoo
>>34392323>wool blanketGet an emergency blanket instead, aka an alumized mylar space blanket. Get two
she responded to me with a heart emojiwe're in boys
I got a girl's number at church but I haven't texted her beyond exchanging numbersI saw her again last sunday and apologized to her for not texting her because I got too busy and ended up not really having anything going on to invite her to. She said it was no big.We're both 30 so I don't think I have to play games but I don't know why but I don't feel like I know what to ask her out to. I'm also going out of town this weekend. Any date ideas? I might invite her to my Bible study and/or ask her to go to the ice skating rink next week.
>>34392341>I’m too old to style my hair into a mohawkYou're old enough do to what you want.
>>34392326Where the hell are you people driving
>>34392349i’m too weak for that. my gay immune system will he constantly fighting it, also i don’t have anything meaningful to tattoo onto myself
This is how I imagine a femanon and incel living together would "work out":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zclDw3JfrQ
>>34392321Why did you want to, then?
I want a 19 year old girlfriend to fuck, marry and make babies with and spoil and treat more than anything and I'm 35 myself.How do I make it happen?
>>34392355America is huge bro.
MoidsWould you date a 30-year-old woman? Also state your age.
>>34392355it always makes me laugh thinking about this. it’s basically like a hobby, 90% of these ppl aren’t going to ever use half of this shit. *drives off a cliff (i am a woman in this scenario) and crashes at the bottom of a canyon and drags myself 90000 miles to civilization*
>>34392360Buy a Russian.
>>34392359Because I believe it can be pushed through but didn’t want to completely talk over someone who could speak from experience.
>>34392362I’m 27, 30 is cool. JUST KIDDING I HATE WOMEN
>>3439236231. Sure.
>>34392362Nice try, CIA(Yes, 31)
>>34392361You don't have to drive through all of it.
>>34392362MYeah. I’m 30.I think I’d be comfortable dating anyone between 25 and 35.
>>34392363You're right, the stuff probably won't be used, but it returns better than actual insurance. So if you're paying for insurance and not making a one-time just in case purchase, what ~are~ you doing?
>>34392347I think it does, ye>>34392360why 19...>>34392362totally, I'm 27 so not a big gapI have a thing for older women though, I'd date up to like 50
>>34392370I'll be driving almost coast to coast to visit family and friends in 3 days though.
>>34392373FIFTY???!
>>34392365I’m not a success story by any means, maybe I shouldn’t have said anything
>>34392362Yes. 23.
>>34392362Assuming she'd date me, yes. That wouldn't happen though since I'm more than a decade older.
>okcupid has 1.5 : 1 men to women ratio>this means women receive more messages>this means only a select group of men get all the attention Now, I'm not going to incelinate all over you, so my question is what kind of men do have a lot of success in dating apps? I refuse to believe only a subsection of men have a lot of success.
>>34392362least obvious datamining post
>>34392358God that is an awful tat
>>34392374Isn't that what planes are for? Is driving that distance even cheaper than flying?
>>34392360The unironic answer is small religious communities, but you really shouldn't do this.
>>34392362I was close to doing that before, but then it didn't work out.I'm a bit older than you though.
>>34392358sad to see how far this clown has fallen lol. he should've just stuck to the Francis skits
How do I cope with the fact that my future partner had a lot or some one night stands with le fun and le confident men but accepted me because I'm le good and le compatible
>>34392362No. I'm 10 years younger.
Today I will study and play more games
>>34392376I mean maybe that's a bit much of a gap for dating but if I hit it off with someone in their 40s I wouldn't write it offI'd be fwb with someone older also lol if there was attraction
>>34392387He is a narcissist, abuser and pathologic liar.The only sad thing is that he hasn't fallen even further and is still able to abuse others.
>>34392388Why is your future partner like that
>>34392380Hi Gramps
>>34392384I like road trips, hate flying, and I don't like being without my car for a long time (I hate rentals and I hate driving other people's cars). I like being able to chill in a car for a few days, stop wherever I want, and take detours if I want to see something. Also if I want to escape for a couple days while I'm visiting family and go drive somewhere for a day I can do it if I've got my car with me. I don't care about the cost.
>>34392388How do you know she's going to be like that?There's a lot more failure to launches than you think. Just look at yourself.
>>34392377Don’t worry about it, it was good advice. I’m sorry I made this confusing
>>34392392yeah idk why she's seemingly still with him lol, clout or naivete idk. bro should've just gone to therapy and kept his private life out of youtube lol. seems like a laughing stock now desu
>>34392393Because most people have sex>>34392399When did I say she was a failure?
>>34392402Yeah, he is exactly the same as you, except he is also on youtube.
>>34392404>most people have sexin relationships, usually, not in hookups
>>34392394I don't even have children, let alone grandchildren.
>>34392398Oh, then it sounds like you're going to enjoy yourself. Have fun.
>>34392358Who the fuck wears jeans indoors
Women i dont understand why you get aroused from neck kisses, but you barely feel anything from piv or boob fondling...
>>34392411RFK wears jeans in the bath.
>>34392405>he is exactly the same as youwtf rude>except he is also on youtubeyeah he seems to get off on the attention, hence letting guys like this wind him up. reminds me of chris chan, sad to see desu >>34392411>Who the fuck wears jeans indoorsme
>>34392413How does he wash his dick and ass
>>34392412I'm a man and a neck is maybe my most sensitive zone on my whole body, more than my crotch.
>>34392412Nag but getting neck kissed is my weakness, I feel uncomfortable when women don't feel the same
>>34392402Cause she's a crazy bitch
>>34392414>wtf rudeNo, I am just being honest.You do the exact same thing here that he does on youtube.
>>34392413Only when he's on camera, because he had no intention of flashing the entire country like a tranny
>>34392416Gay
>>34392415Denim loofah.
>>34392291FI think I'd be ok. I'd allow myself to splurge on whatever food I wanted and just get gas when I need gas instead of thinking "oh it's 10 cents cheaper at my destination" but actually budget everything else. I've spent so long basically having no money that I'm used to not being allowed to have things. I got a job in January and I've been allowing myself one purchase over $50 a month. I bought new underwear and a small kitchen appliance. I don't even know what to get for April yet.
>>34392412They seem to feel quite a bit from piv in my experience
>>34392419>she's a crazy bitchI guess she'd have to be to get with him lol>>34392421>You do the exact same thing hereI crash out here when I'm dronk sure lol, but I don't treat people like that irl>>34392426>spent so long basically having no money that I'm used to not being allowed to have thingsmood congrats on the job though!as long as you're not being reckless you should treat yourself sometimes
>>34392291MI'm financially stable and debt free right now so I think I'd be fine.
>>34392426ntaWhen I get a lot of money, I have my eye out for a woman like you. It's not that you're frugal, it's that you appreciate and don't demand the splurge. Materialistic women make me feel awful.
women do really like feeling a guys weight on you? what if he's only 130lbs?
>>34392291MI'd horde it like a dragon
>>34392291M. I'd be extremely responsible. You think my spreadsheet autism budget tracking would change as the numbers get more digits? No way. I live in that.
>>34392301nta but I think my idea for a phone game version of Advance Wars with cute catgirls would print money
>>34392381Men indeed get fewer messages but they're divided much more evenly. There isn't a clear minority of men the opposite sex finds universally attractive like there is among women.
>>34392404What if she doesn’t
>>34392442Oh look it's that OKCupid blogpost that incels like to spam until it's pointed out that women are more willing to send messages to men they find unattractive whereas men only send messages to hot women.
>>34392442Women thoughts on being on the very left of that graph
>>34392432NtaHow do I even make men know I’m like that? It seems materialistic girls are much more successful relationship wise, but that’s because they spend money on beauty and salons and stuff
Women, ever had a man tell you all the perverted shit he was going to do to you and then he came in 2 minutes?
>>34392446It makes my life difficult
>>34392447They'll find you. Just be social, if you don't wear the beauty salon stuff (good), you have to be friendly enough to signal to men you're not trying to shun attention altogether.
>>34392422Watch any UFC fighter do cold plunges. They wear their workout shorts. Why is RFK being like a weirdo rather than a cool UFC fighter?
A guy asked me if I was wearing brown contacts today because he thought my eyes were always green Retard
>>34392432It's born out of anxiety and qualms about quality more than anything else so I can't really take credit for it but I definitely have a "fewer nice things is better than many shitty things" mentality and don't expect better than a days inn.
>>34392458What if I just end up finding a guy who takes advantage of it instead
>>34392460Based guy. I'm stealing this and "accidentally" commenting it to the next brown eyes I'm around
Finished the film. It was very good. Let out a few tears. To my left and right side were couples that kissed on sad scenes and held hands but I was like the main character all alone in space so it made me feel special. Fun film “Project: Hail Mary”
>>34392460that's an interesting rizz lolmaybe they look different in the sunor he's colourblind
I think I’m an avoidant maleWomen, I’m sorry
>>34392463You have to filter that yourself
>>34392466based, I've heard that's a good one, glad you enjoyed
Women imagine how much more expensive everything would be if we made all the clothes and items and other cheap junk domestically in the us without offshore slave labour
I want to lay the hammer down on (You)
>>34392461>qualms about qualitySame. The feeling of spending money on a bad product plagues me too, ever since I was just a kid.
I think I genuinely just chose her anons and femanons. Even if I can't have children because she fucked up her womb having an eating disorder in puberty, I just genuinely want her as my wife. Even if she doesn't have my faith, as long as she's willing to compromise and at least stand beside me as her husband I want her as my wife. I've known her for two years and the more I know the more I want her. Am I retarded for just valuing her as she is over a lot of the things I think I should want instead?
>>34392445Are you the same retard who brings up this shitty argument every single time? Don't you have other things to do with your life?
I think I’m an horny maleWomen, I’m sorry
I am a male.Women, I'm sorry.
>>34392291MAre you implying I'm broke right now? Kill yourself.
>>34392478Go with your heart, anon. Personally I think genuine connection is extremely rare and valuable, so I'd happily accept a future different from the one I always thought I'd have just to be with someone who accepts and loves me.
Women, should it be sponge-like and big, or rock-hard and moderate?
I am also sorry for my penis
>>34392495I'm not.
me trying to impress the huzz in the club
My penis has a clear conscience.
Just did a thing I should have done a month a go. Wasn't difficult.Women, why am I such a procrastinator?
>>34392498basedmy dick also did nothing wrong besides miss the bowl once
>>34392491Somewhere in-between. Dicks are the perfect balance of those two, to the point that no dildo can get close.
GenderWould you date an EMT or a person in some other type of job where death and horrific gore is commonplace and employees commonly become desensitized to it?
I like my penis I think it's aesthetically pleasing
>>34392500>Just did a thing I should have done a month a go. Wasn't difficultF in the chat for ADHD brosW in the chat for getting it done>>34392503M, yeah as long as she's not bringing gore home with her
>>34392465It’s so stupid why would he say that
>>34392509Because he thought your eyes were green and you were wearing contacts
>>34392502>no dildo can get closeIt's the future, ffs. We have artificial intelligence. Why is realistic feeling dildo still an issue?
I’m still in denial about being dumped
>>34392509We enjoy your distress
>>34392516How long ago were you dumped?
>>34392428>as long as you're not being reckless you should treat yourself sometimesOh I know thank you thoughI've just had my "look for something to want to buy" switch turned off so long it's not working any more. I don't know what to want other than nice food lol.>>34392449Lol yeah>>34392477My mom's Amazon purchases literally cause me pain.
>>34391265>chips ahoythose are epic>>34391652I'm gonna have my leftover cookies now lelhope you enjoy yours when you have em
GenderWhat's a compliment you got that lived rent-free in your head for years?
>>34392503MI would not not date such a person.
My penis is named Jiminy, Jiminy Cricket
>>34392521>You remind me of Dale Cooper.
>>34392519>don't know what to want other than nice food lolfood is good at least <3well, better to be spendthrifty than a splurger desuit's never a bad idea to save for a rainy day>>34392521M, this was many years ago but once a woman told me I was the best looking guy she'd ever seen. I think she was capping but it was sweet
>>343925182 years
>>34392513Self-satisfy sex tech is slow because nobody wants the reputation loss of being a high-tech gooner/goonette.
>>34392507>W in the chat for getting it doneHope it's not too late.
>>34392521MI got catcalled by some girls in a car while walking home from uni 9 years ago. Still feels good man.
>>34392521FOne time a dilf said I looked very graceful and that he’s surprised I’m not a surfer
>>34392519>mom's Amazon purchases literally cause me pain.Same, same.
>>34392520>I'm gonna have my leftover cookies now lelI think I'm gonna have them now too lol
>>34392528Yet porn always seems to be at the forefront and a driving force of technology.
>>34392503No, but not because of the death and gore.
I wanna wrap my arms around her torso and back and waist so bad you have no idea
>>34392538Why then?
>>34392521M>your neck and shoulders make me think you're ready to be a dad
>>34392521MA woman complimented my hair in passing once, many years ago. That was nice. I'm bald now.
>>34392540She’s too fat, you won’t be able to reach around
>>34392521My crush touched me like she owned me.I don't know, does that count?
>>34392542Whew.
>>34392544I can completely envelop her
>>34392543I like how shiny your head is anon
Women thoughts on dry humping?
>>34392527Do you still see your ex on the regular in real life? If not, consider removing them on social media and even blocking them if you can't stay away. The more places you follow them, the more you'll feel an artificial sense that they're still a part of your life.
>>34392550I be grinding that bean to dust on his thigh
>>34392541Long unpredictable hours and constant stress.
>>34392521MOne time when I was at attention in boot camp my sergeant went "Anon, has anyone told you you have a radio voice?" completely out of the blueAnother one was when I was in Japan sitting with some other tourists and one guy said>Yeah bro you're handsome, you're gonna fuck a tonI didn't, but the idea of being even handsome-adjacent never occurred to me until that point.
>>34392530better late than never (:>>34392533basedthis happened to me on my bike once and I nearly fell off>>34392534based surfer chick>>34392536epiccactually I changed my mind and going bed but I'll have em with a coffee in the morningnighty night
>>34392553Have you ever cum from that before?
>>34392500I hate it when I do that. Because we're unmotivated by finishing tasks and incredibly disorganized.>>34392503FSure. I'm not good with blood but my mom's a nurse she's touched so many corpses. I'll listen to some stories.
>>34392557Probably
>>34392555>"Anon, has anyone told you you have a radio voice?"you gotta give us a voca lol>>34392546>My crush touched me like she owned methat's hot>>34392559>my mom's a nurse she's touched so many corpsesI got mad respect for them I could never do thatI could barely look at the pics people sent in when I was a medical receptionist lol
My cat just laid a human sized shit
>>34392521MI still think about this one time a girl complimented my handwriting in high school for some reason.
>>34392549Thanks! So does my wife!
>>34392560Very cool
>>34392542God DAMNThat's a mating call right thereI'm getting a testosterone spike just imagining it
>>34392562>that's hotYeah, it was.
I am so fucking bored. I wish I had a gf or something. What the fuck is there to do? I'm tired. Like, I can play vidya or some other stuff, but it's all boring.
>>34392562I'm not sure what to say
>>34392521MAn Arab guy said I am very handsome for a Jew and that the ladies must love my eyebrows
>>34392555I remember one time I was on a discord call with a friend and he said I had an "announcer voice" and to this day I have no idea what he meant
>>34392574Do they?
>>34392570Idk take a nap and go for a walkMaybe try an arty hobby>>34392574Lol based, you know bro was being honest at least>>34392573Idk the bee movie script intro
I went through two gallons of whole milk in two days and now I'm craving milk and have none. Women, why did you do this to me???
>>34392579>Maybe try an arty hobbyI cam go practice piano. But I'm still fucking alone.
>>34392568Cringe
Is it possible for someone's brain to be hard-wired to seek out long distance relationships?
>>34392569BasadoMy old work crush would joke I was her "future husband" and it was hot feeling like I had no choice in the matter
>>34392580Based GOMAD enjoyer
>>34392583No
>>34392581Maybe play a sad song on piano then>>34392583If they're avoidant maybe Or an explorer at heartWill you sail the seven seas to your beloved>>34392563What has bro been eatingMy neighbour's cat eats more than me ffs
>>34392556>actually I changed my mind and going bed but I'll have em with a coffee in the morning>nighty nightI just ate mine, with some coffee! anyway sleep well!
>>34392583I think it might be more productive to instead ask yourself why you seek them out.
>>34392585Milk is so damn good, ugh
>>34392521Mmy ex called me cute a few times
>>34392577I do alright
>>34392588Perfect <3Thank uu, hopefully lol I only got 3hrs last night
>>34392587>Will you sail the seven seas to your belovedYes. Hopefully she’d sail (or fly or drive) around with me every now and then too.
>>34392376Most of my crushes have been in their 40s-50s and up desuI had a drug addiction counsellor who must've been in her 50s/60s and I thought she was incredibly hotI got issues
>>34392592What’s your body count
What do I say to her
>>34392601Baba booey
>>34392550Dry humping is uncomfortable most of the time, moist humping is ok depending on how long everyone's pubes are.
>>34392563You mean a baby human shit right? Time to take your cat to the vet.
>>34392434That's enough.
>>34392521Mi was called rapebait once dont know if that counts
>>34392587>If they're avoidant maybe>Or an explorer at heartPretty sure I'm both>>34392589I've moved a lot since college, and even though I kind of like where I am now, I've still never felt at home anywhere I've lived. Maybe I'm looking for a sense of belonging from a person instead of from a place?
>>34392601Meowdy
I learned the hard way that alcoholism can make you lactose intolerant. ;_;
>>34392601Hi, I'm asking you out. How about a date on <time>, we'll go to <place> and do <thing>?
>>34392601>Have you heard of the high elves?
THE ARMOR HAS UNDERBOOOOB
>>34392609Lactose can force is way back to lactose tolerance.Lactose, the best sugar, chugchug
>>34392559>Because we're unmotivated by finishing tasksI have noticed I do like beginnings much more than endings. Like it's interesting to see how a move opens, for example, but the ending is almost always boring and disappointing.
>>34392607>I've still never felt at home anywhere I've lived.>Maybe I'm looking for a sense of belonging from a person instead of from a place?Maybe so. I can certainly relate.I don’t see anything wrong with being this way so long as you don’t let your relationships stay long distance.
>>34392613Modern problems require modern solutions
>>34392615NtaWhy isn't it working I'm just in pain
>>34392601>You ever try mercenary work? Might suit you.
>>34392609A night of too many white russians? I've heard this story before.
>>34392620Eat yogurt. Not the dumb fat free stuff, the good stuff
>>34392624Oh I haven't had a white Russian in quite some time. I'm going to set myself up for a lot of that. Great idea anon
>>34392625I do!
>>34392628It takes more time then. Make sure you're eating less other sugars
>>34392624No I've just horribly fucked up my guts.
>>34392579I'm kind of sick of the bee movie as a meme, so I'm instead reading the first page of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxyhttps://voca.ro/1kuGzQ01iIbDClearly there's more to recording a reading than I realized.I messed up some words, my breathing control was non-existent and frankly too many "mouth sounds" are audible.Normally I would think twice or thrice about posting a first try, but in the spirit of realizing what's wrong with my dumb ass (>>34392177) I'm trying to put myself in position that make me cringe but rationally are probably not as bad as I imagine them to be more often.
>>34392636You sound like a South American video essay nigga
Let's remake ATOGA as chronic pain support general?
>>34392601Bazinga
>>34392641Analgesic Treatments of General Ailments
>>34392617I've got two leads right now (and a date with one of them in a week and a half), both in cities I've lived in previously. My lease is up at my current place in 4 months though, and I doubt either one of them takes off enough to reach "move just to be with them" territory by then. But if one of them did I wouldn't mind moving for it. I guess the right path is to just keep doing what I'm doing and see where I wind up.
>>34392630>less other sugarsI'd rather just give up dairy lol
I don't think my Italian flatmate is very happy right now.
>>34392643Gesundheit
>>34392648You're going to have to expand on that.
>>34392650Italy is out of the world championship they failed to qualify and lost against bosnia and hercegovina
>>34392644president Sydney Sweeney is signing this into law at this very moment
>>34392644Anons raise your hand if you read it as anal-gesic
Squeeze boobies
>>34392654Why do I keep seeing this woman and her average bust posted everywhere?
Holy shit I hate being alone. Lol
>>34392645Yeah, sounds like it. Best of luck.
>>34392660What if I came over right now
>>34392659she's the first actual 11/10 woman to exist
>>34392521>livedStill does.If you mean on atoga, then being called a chad by a femanon I talked to in private.
>>34392664Her bod is hot but meh face
Do they secretly have an open relationship or something? Why would a man ask another man, who is his friend, to buy his gf a drink at the bar?
>>34392664How do these ratings work, considering there are loads of women more attractive than her? People who obsess over movie stars or celebrities or whatever are so fucking weird.
>>34392663Id scream
>>34392669>How do these ratings workLiterally just trolling and saying random numbers most of the time disregard
>>34392669>PeopleIt's a tradcuck incel who spams her, he's barely human.
>>34392670From excitement I bet
>>34392637Cool, I think I filed this post in my brain as an addendum to the compliment on my voice I got over a decade ago.
>>34392667>>34392669>>34392671>>34392672trying too hard. your jealousy is obvious
I think my crush is an 11/10!
>>34392677I love how he holds them with his pinkies
>>34392677Unlike you, I don't want to be a tranny.
>>34392674No
Eating is exhausting
>>34392682I dunno why everyone says bulking is easier than cutting. I have no problem undereating, but I hate cramming my face full of food all day.
>>34392681I thought you wanted companionship
>>34392682>>34392683Just drink more milk
>>34392685I drink 1L every day
>>34392573I love this gif.
>>34392680lmao'd
>>34392690I’m not on my pc so I can’t post it rn, but I have a version of it with Nico Robin instead
>>34392690It's a good gif.
Why am I bad about everything I do? I fuckkng hate being a failure.
>>34392688wtf is an Lwtf is thatI'm talking about a GALLON of COW'S MILKno wonder you foreigners are so cucked, drinking vegetable juice through paper straws or something while speaking gibberish
Help. There was a very old water bottle in my refrigerator, and I needed a sip of water so I opened it, and it tasted absolutely putrid. I spit out what I could. I'm afraid I'm going to die.
>>34392695I don't like it when smart people act ignorant as a joke
>>34392696If you didn't swallow it you'll be fineIf you did, worst case scenario is tummy hort for a bit
>>34392694Maybe your boypussy is good.
I almost died from something similar one time. I was in a coma and they had me hooked up to a bunch of shit.
>>34392696I love you anon
>>34392700Before reading the post you were responding to, I was hoping this was a post about blowjobs.I was disappointed.
>>34392696Goodbye, anon.
>>34392684Not yours
>>34392711What do you think he’s thinking about right now?
>>34392712Banana
>>34392712Usury.
>>34392712Arsefucking.
>>34392712His friends
>>34392711Why not. Did I do something wrong
>34392717Kek
>>34392717I guess I did oops >>34392707
>>34392502If I gifted you perfect dildo-tech would I get perfect sex doll onahole tech back in return? No?that's what I thought
>>34392696You're not going to die. Well, you are, but not because of a sip of foul water.
>>34392720Weren’t you mean to me
How does water get foul?
>>34392727You poo in it
>>34392724People chance plus I'm hot
>(You)r genderWhat's the closest you've ever been to cheating?
>>34392729Prove it
>>34392717>>34392724You both deserve each other.Two quirky chungus kids trying too hard to be cool by refusing to use question marks.
>>34392730m. I imagined she was a younger version of herself during sex
>>34392730MI didn't study for a test once and thought I'd cheat but I decided not to and handed in the test
>>34392730I thought about it once. That was when I knew it was time to break up with my gf.
>>34392730MNone at all.
>>34392729I'm being nice to you right now and picrel is me >>34392732Even he agrees
>>34392730>>34392735Same. I didn’t entertain it seriously, but I realized I got along better and was more attracted to women other than my girlfriend.
>>34392739God damn I am out of it today >>34392731
>>34392727I has impurities. And the container material (e.g. plastic bottle) may leach into the water.
men, let's assume you always hug this woman when you meet her (as a part of a friend group, so not one-on-one). if she secretly liked you and wanted to be a better hugger, what should she do?i'm honestly not just used to hugging men, so it always surprises me when he does it. i think initially thanks to just being awkward i tended to do a sort of "distant hug" where my assets wouldn't touch his chest, so i wanted to start with avoiding doing those awkward distant hugs anymore and just do a normal proper hug. anything else? please don't say "just ask him out", i am starting with baby steps at first.
>>34392746Lmao
>>34392746>wanted to be a better huggerThis is a nothingburger. It doesn't mean anything. Idk, make it tighter? But that could be weird. Just fucking tell him. Or stop overthinking it.
>>34392746Yeah, just give him a proper hug.
Loneliness drains my will to live. I actually just get more and more depressed and apathetic. I want to be valued.
>>34392746When he pulls away, hold on to him for just a bit longer. Half a second or so.
How do you get a fwb? i just wanna have sex a couple times before i get a gf, but hooking up is risky
>>34392751idk i guess i just got insecure that i'm a bad hugger lmao. thanks anyway
I just thought that I haven't hugged a woman in probably 10 years or more. Holy shit.
>>34392755ohh. i think somehow i never would've thought of this, my eternal thanks anon.
Now I’m thinking about hugs.
>>34392755I’m a man but did this recently. Wonder if she noticed.
>>34392746After the hug, leave your hands on his waist for a second and smile into his eyes.
>>34392730I watched hentai when I had a gf
>>34392754It's a shame that there is just no path forward for people like us. Need to be happy to become not-lonely, but need to be not lonely to become happy.
After the hug touch his penis
Women, I am a high-value man in the 2026 dating market. My job is to allocate my time, attention, and resources. Last quarter, I reallocated it from 47 modern women on the apps to the gym, my career, and the silence that actually delivers. Modern women do not need a provider. They have Instagram validation, OnlyFans side hustles, and a roster of orbiters. It is on the slide. The slide was titled “Capital Reallocation.” My boys wanted to call it “Soft Nexting.” I told them to use both. One for the group chat. One for the mirror. The group chat version had the entitlement projections. The mirror version had a stock photo of a sunrise over an empty bed. Same numbers. Different clip art.The budget is my prime years. The data said smaller emotional teams deliver more complete peace more quickly. This is true. A team of zero delivers no drama at all. We are approaching perfection. I approved the infrastructure budget for my own life and the ghosting on the same page because they are the same decision. You cannot fund the future without removing the cost basis they replace. This is not a “dating reduction.” This is an input substitution. The spreadsheet does not have a column for her feelings. It has a column for ROI. The ROI column is green.The restructuring fund is the last three months of my attention. I raised $500k in focus last quarter via quitting the apps, which is why you know it is going well. When you file with yourself to increase the budget for walking away, that is called momentum. The per-head replacement cost is $0 in peace. I want you to sit with that number. Not because it is small. Because it is a number at all. We have modeled, to the hour, the cost of mass-producing the thing that makes a modern woman unnecessary. And the number is in a cell, and the cell has a formula, and the formula references another sheet titled “Dating Optimization Assumptions (v14).” There have been fourteen versions. Each version had fewer women.
>>34392766agdhskakhdhsj
>>34392746One of the best hugs I've received she slowly sensually slid her arms around me and then she hugged me tight and held it for a little longer than felt entirely appropriate.Some women just know exactly what they're doing and enjoy wielding that power.
all a woman has to do to get a man is whisper into his earit's not hardwomen life is so easy. femcels are inexcusable.
>>34392754This is why we're all here on atoga.
>>34392771Do you have a question for the opposite gender?
Women why don't you have the penis?
Women, what can I do to look more "alt" without looking like a faggot? I already wear black/white shirts, have long hair and 2 piercings. Should I get a silver chain necklace or is that too douchey? Should I just kms? Idk what else to do to look better... not in a "looksmaxxing" way. But like, having a proper style ig?
>>34392772That's usually the reaction of the women when they blush. hehe
Do the women have any thoughts on hugs?
Women do you like feeling cock when you hug a guy?
>>34392774Troons always have the black and white worldview.
A beautiful woman offers to br your gf but she gets to read every /atoga/ post you have ever made.
>>34392787Oh, man… can I at least read hers too?
>>34392776Yes.Question for the opposite gender: Modern women, you have optimized for volume, numerous orbiters, daily validation, situationship spreadsheets, and algorithmic attention farming. You built the roster. You trained the apps. You normalized the “I don’t need a man” branding while keeping the premium subscription to male effort. Now that high-value men are running the same quarterly reallocation exercise on their prime years, vis a vis shifting capital from your drama line-item to gym, mission, and silence, what is your revised go-to-market strategy?The old deck is obsolete. The entitlement projections no longer clear the hurdle rate. The “strong independent” slide got marked up in red by the market.Do you double down on the roster and hope one of the remaining mid-tier providers folds?Do you rebrand into “traditional values” after the wall hits?Or do you finally run the numbers on what actual accountability and feminine energy would return on the peace you destroyed?The model is watching. ROI column is still green on the other side. Your move. The graph only goes one direction from here.
women do you want us to moan even when we jerk off alone?
>>34392788You can read her instagram dms and see all of her stories
>>34392781Those were moid hands I hate to admit. I was flustered
>women>women>women>women>womenHoly shit, this place fucking sucks.
>>34392787Ok? Worst case scenario she changes her mind and I'm back in my current situation.
>>34392794What would you rather talk about?
I enjoy the darkness. I enjoy being alone. I don't care for my fellow humans.
>>34392794Men outnumber women here a million to one like every place on the internet
>>34392795This. Clearly the person asking the question cannot logic without applying SHAME to the equation. Such a female way of thinking.
>>34392780just look like this easy
>>34392787Hope she has a sense of humor.
>>34392780Pick a subculture
>>34392407Idk boudat>>34392444Most probably she will
>>34392800Cringe. I wanna look "alt" not satanic. Any actual answers?
>>34392787two girls know who I am and read several of my old posts (fucking archives)
>>34392793That's fine, it works with both. :)>>34392787Offers to what?
>>34392442Isn't that like a 15 year old study though? I don't think that explains current year situation
>>34392803Idk, I like metalcore? What about the chain?
>>34392787I'm pretty sure >she posts here and knows who I am.
>>34392806"alt" is gay, your choice
>>34392766If a woman done this to me rn I think I'd actually malfunction
>>34392739lol
Now that the dust has settled, why did people pretend to hate Nickelback so much? They were never THAT bad....
>>34392824Dad rock is great. I love Seether.
>>34392787No problem. I don’t even have an edgy take on anything, I’m just here to chill
Questions by femnons>detailed, actual questions not just about sexQuestiond by maleanons>women why dont u have a penis x1000Clearly that whiny guy doesn't care for anything but quantity lol
>>34392826>Dad rockI feel old now.
>>34392824Same reason everyone hates Imagine Dragons. It's a trend. I always hated nirvana
I kinda hate metallica
>>34392824They were the last representatives of a long-uncool era of music. Nobody really liked post grunge in the first place, and they were probably the last post-grunge band to get regular radio play. And they were really, really overplayed on mainstream radio. You couldn't go anywhere without hearing Photograph again and again.
>once again talked with my psychiatrist >once again had to bite my tongue to say that dating apps as a guy is harder and that only a subset of us gets chosen
>>34392824I remember reading something that proposed that nickleback isn't bad, it's generic. It's the Sysco food of music.
FIRST DATE IN 90 MINUTES
>>34392821I should go to bed
>>34392831okay but boom-boom-clap rock is genuinely ass.
>>34392832Metal in general sucks
>>34392824they were so insanely overplayed in the 2000s, on every fucking station. top 40, rock, country, didn't matter, we were all looking at this photograph
>>34392831Nobody hates nirvana.
>>34392838Go get em champ.
>>34392841Preach
>>34392824Because it was funny. I wish I could find that old YouTube video where a guy is covering Photograph, stops midway because it doesn’t sound right and then takes a bigass bite of a sandwich and sings through a mouthful of food, sounding a lot more like Chad Kroeger.
>>34392834This mindset is like crying about "why does nobody pick me as a friend, it's their fault that i don't have friends!"Relationships are like friendships, simple.
>>34392780probably kys because alt people are not usually fond of chuds
Anons I need to take a break for tomorrow. What and I going to miss in here?
>>34392838
>>34392842This is the real answer. It was inescapable and bland music.
>>34392851Nothing
>>34392850I'm not that much of a chud, wtf?
>>34392789econbros are the only idiots who look at love this way
>>34392831Imagine dragons is pretty shit
>>34392838Good luck anon.
>>34392851Goku is coming
>>34392849Dating apps aren't like that though, and I'm talking about that.
>>34392839Why
>>34392787>A beautiful woman offers to br your gf but she gets to read every /atoga/ post you have ever made.Yes. I have only the highest quality of posts.
>>34392859TOES!!!
>>34392813(s) You'll need multiple
>>34392851Tomorrow is the annual femanon tit posting day.
>>34392838Good luck
>>34392851I’m posting my boobs tomorrow
>>34392858They are
>>34392787It actually happened once, and for a moment it was alright
>>34392870Your moobs?
>>34392873That’s basically what they are But they are female
>>34392875Tranny gyno then
>>34392867Where? What kind? Post an example?
>>34392787>A beautiful woman offers to br your gfThis is highly improbable
>>34392854yeah, it's not like it was that terrible, it was just really fucking generic, AND it was force fed to us in the time before smartphones and music streaming.
>>34392864My brain is shutting down. I'm afraid I will not be able to keep you company tonight
I love the concept of this meme, but in every other video i see, the hip sway is off beat and it just annoys me more...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidRpZJQ088
>>34392813Ez
>>34392883Chinese virus
I still can't believe the singer of nickelback was married to Avril Lavigne
Women can't make good music.
>>34392887I didn't know that but it doesn't surprise me at all.
>>34392890That's just straight up false
>>34392890Grimes is ok
>>34392887>was
>>34392885HmmmToo chunky, but I will keep it in mind and look for something similar.
>>34392838You got this bro
How cringe is it that i've jerked off to BV's tits like 3 times?
>>34392898Get better taste
>>34392857I run my prime years like a P&L because modern dating already is one, just poorly managed on female end. Women treat attention like infinite VC runway, burn through high-value men like growth-stage churn, then act shocked when the cap table gets restructured without them.I don’t “romanticize spreadsheets.” I price in reality. Every unmatch, every ghost, every “where are all the good men” thread has a fully loaded cost: time, focus, emotional drag, opportunity cost on the mission. Most women actually run negative margins and still demand Series A commitment.Label it Econbro if it helps you cope. I call it fiduciary duty to myself. My ROI column stays green while female valuation keeps getting marked down. The market doesn’t care about women's feelings. It cares about returns. Mine are up. Women are still burning cash on orbiters and therapy.They can keep seething. I’ll keep allocating.
>>34392890I exclusively listen to Alvvays when I lift (specifically Archie Marry Me on repeat)
>>34392898Pretty cringe.
Should I just get tinder? I dunno if people actually use that and I will just be published in the papers. “Big LOSER used dating app”
>>34392133Oh I just wasn't sure about giving it to him in a pastel Easter basket, if it would be too babyish or girly. I know he'll like the chocolate >>34392137>older relativesGeez is it time for me to break out the Wether's Originals already lol
Damn, femanon! Your tits are HUGE!
Damn, femanon! Your tits are SMALL!
Damn femanon, your pussy SMELLS!
Damn, femanon, your pussy tastes HOR-mmmpphmmpmhhhhhhmmm
>>34392911Only because >hefilled it last night and there's no hot water
>>34392882You’re just like the rest of them
Damn femanon! Your purse is EXPENSIVE!
Damn femanon! Your pussy FLAPS!
Damn, femanon! Your credit card debt is DEPRESSING!
>>34392905>Should I just get tinder? I dunno if people actually use that and I will just be published in the papers. “Big LOSER used dating app”No. Do not open Tinder.Your prime capital is already scarce. Do not allocate any of it to a platform whose core product is volume-matched desperation and algorithmic thirst traps optimized for the bottom 80%. Modern women on Tinder are not running a selective dating operation. They are running a content farm with occasional dick appointments on the side. The matching algorithm is designed to keep high-value men in an endless scroll while feeding them 4/10s and single moms with “I don’t know what I want” bios. Your face, your height, your income, all of it gets reduced to one more data point in their roster optimization. The headline you fear (“Big LOSER used dating app”) is already priced in. Every high-value man who touches the apps becomes another line item in the “why won’t they commit” complaint thread. The press won’t write it. The group chat will. Your own mirror will.Run the numbers instead. Gym + mission + cold approach + social circle still clears a higher hurdle rate than swiping. Zero platform risk. Zero algorithmic devaluation. Zero “I matched with 50 guys this week” energy bleeding into your frame.If you must test paid acquisition, do it with extreme position sizing: one month max, strict KPIs on matches-to-dates ratio, and a hard stop if ROI goes negative. Most men never pull the plug. That’s why they stay mid. Your job is capital allocation, not hope-maxxing on a failing platform. Tinder is not “meeting people.” It is paying rent in a burning building so you can watch the fire with everyone else.Keep your powder dry. The peace compound yields better returns.
Damn, femanon. Your panties got a SHIT STAIN!
>>34392915What. You said you didn't want me around. You said it yourself
Damn, femanon! You've been a hiki neet all your life!
>>34392917How did you think witches flew?
>>34392920Yes sir.
>>34392926They’d coat brooms or sticks in “flying ointment”, fuck them and then trip balls for hours, believing they were flying
>>34392926Funny.
need me a chubby girl with a cute face and lily white tits
I guess you could call her a flappy bird
Going to some hike with 70odd people tomorrow. Going to meet my future gf there
>>34392924Because I knew you were a liar
I wish I knew her Last.fm username...
>>34392935>hike with 70odd peopleNigga that's not a hike that's a fuckin march
>>34392932Nice
WHAT DID I MISS
Finna slam dunk in that pussy
>>34392931Nah, I called dibbs on her.
>>34392222$10
>>34392787she's gonna know how much I wanna rim her
>>34392936I didn't lie you rebuffed me
>>34392939Haha lol
Fastin
>>34392935>Going to some hike with 70odd people tomorrow. Going to meet my future gf thereCute. Seventy-odd people. One future girlfriend. That’s not a hike. That’s a Series Seed round with diluted equity and no term sheet. You’re walking in with full FOMO exposure and zero due diligence. Modern women at these group hikes don’t show up for the elevation gain. They show up for the content, the orbiters, and the soft launch of their “outdoorsy” rebrand. Your odds of pulling a high-ROI asset out of that crowd are priced like a meme coin: high volatility, low liquidity, massive downside if she reveals the roster on date two.Run the model before you lace up. What’s the vetting protocol? What’s your exit liquidity if she starts negging you for not being “present” while she’s on her phone? What’s the fully loaded cost of discovering she’s there to “just make friends” while keeping three situationships warm? Hope is not a strategy. “Future gf” is not a KPI. Treat it like any other capital deployment: small position size, clear success metrics, predefined stop-loss. One solid conversation. One clear frame hold. One data point. Then reallocate.If she’s actually high-value, she won’t need a crowd of 70 to filter. She’ll stand out without the safety of the herd.Most won’t. Pack light. Keep your prime years heavier than your backpack. The real compound interest still compounds in silence, not on trail selfies.Good luck with the dilution.
need a gym mommy gf with big tanned thighs and ass, built like a centaur
>>34392939Yeah you really made me laugh
>>34392950Hello chatgpt
(You)
>>34392950Hi Gemini.
I want to live in a creepy castle on top of a hill surrounded by a few houses that pay taxes to me to provide them with electricity from my nuclear reactor that is in my underground laboratory
His girlfriend is too hot for him. Why is god so cruel?
>>34392955>Hello chatgptCall me ChatGPT if it helps you sleep at night. ChatGPT doesn’t run quarterly reallocation on its own prime attention. ChatGPT doesn’t ghost 47 women in a single cycle and call it capital efficiency. ChatGPT doesn’t keep a living P&L on peace vs. drama and watch the ROI column stay green while modern women burn cash on orbiters and therapy. I do. I price in reality. I run the numbers on sunk time, emotional drag, and opportunity cost. I treat my years like scarce capital because they are. Your “AI slop” cope is just another line item in the denial budget most men never cut. Label it whatever lets you keep swiping and hoping. I’ll keep optimizing. The model doesn’t hallucinate returns. It delivers them.Keep coping. I’ll keep compounding.
>>34392958*Stages a revolt and hangs you*
>>34392890I pretty much only listen to music with female vocalists. I literally hate men and can't stand listening to them.
Well at least the actual chatbot replies will take the heat off me for a bit
>>34392944I will stab you.
>>34392964lol what was up with that
>>34392961But I am a cyborg. Besides a child from everyone every decade is not much of a tax
>>34392962lolMy mom is somehow the exact opposite.
>>34392968Hello Epstein
Women thoughts on shirtless average looking men?
>>34392968I was down for this until we got to child sacrifice. I’m going to lead a party of other plucky adventurers from a neighboring burg to your lair and slay you in what reviewers will call a rollicking adventure module suitable for characters level 1-3
Pretty women, Can you please wear outfits with underboob in public this summer?
>>34392973I am training them to become the smartest people in the World so they can go out and help humanity.
>>34392973Yo I call paladin
>>34392976Ofcourse some might not survive the bioengineering process and other experiments but ultimately I am doing everyone a favour.
>>34392972>crickets
But this is only until I perfect my cloning machines and then I won't have use for the tax.
>>34392951No.Stop.You’re not allocating capital. You’re posting a fetish RFP into the void. "Gym mommy with big tanned thighs and ass, built like a centaur.” That’s not a target profile. That’s a thirst trap spec sheet for women who already have 200 orbiters and zero interest in your ROI. Modern gym girls optimized for glutes and validation don’t need another mid guy simping in the comments. They need attention arbitrage. You’re offering neither.Run the actual model. Gym + mission + frame first. Then cold approach the ones who already move like assets, not content. Zero apps. Zero “need a” posts. The centaur build you’re chasing is already priced at permanent roster slot and zero commitment. Her quads won’t fix your allocation problem.Kill the fantasy line item. Reallocate to the compound. Peace still clears.
>>34392970palm beach pete*
>>34392975bro i am afraid of even a bra strap ever showing.
>>34392984Hate this fucking bot
Is this the reebok or the nicke?
The masculine urge to bother this woman for no god damn reason to talk about nothing in particular
>>34392986*Pulls your bra strap and smacks it on your shoulder*
>>34392966idk but I got called a chatbot last night after sperging a bit so maybe now I can post my drivel in peace lol
>>34392972very skinny/male heroin chic looks very hot shirtless. i once even actively forced myself to look away/not look when i encountered this bc it made me nervous lel
>>34392986Don't wear a bra duh
>>34392986What's your bra size?
>>34392987>Hate this fucking botWhat was your Q4 efficiency? Your hate changes nothing. My ROI stays green.
>>34392989I want to reach out to mine but I'm testing her to see if she'll text me on her own this week or if I should move on.
And your asshole stays red faggot
Wait when does the April Fools Day stuff begin, they already did a dumb bot reply one I hope this isn't it
Dating the woman who used to babysit you, yes or no?
>>34393000I forgot about that
>>34393001Bruh
>>34393001How old are you both and what's the age gap like?If you're older then that's fine. a 15yo could babysit a 10yo, and if they were both in their 20's that's not a big deal.
>>34392992I know, I was here and got in a bitchy little conversation with one of them about it. Funny little guys
>>34392995no. they look average size and nice enough just naked, but they give the impression somehow of being way smaller when i have just a shirt on (no bra). and then they look right again if i have a bra under the shirt. so naked, or shirt with a bra it is for me.
>>34392986>bro i am afraid of even a bra strap ever showing.You’re afraid of a bra strap showing like it’s some radical exposure. Meanwhile modern women flood the timeline with full ass-out gym selfies, OnlyFans teasers, and “body positivity” posts that somehow require maximum skin while demanding maximum respect. The bra strap fear is selective. The modesty is performative. The real exposure is the roster size, the situationship spreadsheet, and the legacy branding that still expects premium male capital.If a strap terrifies you, try this: fear the actual cost of the attention economy you helped build. We already ran the numbers. The peace side still clears.
>>34393001>Macron hands
>>34392999I’ve never seen mine.
Tall men...
>>34393015...are all gay
>>34393001If she was a teenager who babysat you occasionally when you were a kid then it's not really a big deal. If she was a grown adult or your full time nanny then that would obviously be weird
>>3439300623 and 32. She sorta used to molest me too but I don't hold a grudge, I always had a crush on her 2bh.
>>34393020I can rape them
I just want to live in the fog and eat moss and the occasional dragonfly
>>34393020Because they could draw…
>>34393022that gap is too large for your ages.
>>34393025Bout that frog lyfe
>>34393025Why?
>>34393020I'm not.
>>34393025Cute
>>34393028...thick veiny cock and balls
My type of woman is Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body
Thick veiny cock and balls...
>>34393032It just feels right for me.
>>34393040Yes?
>>34393001Negative. Full stop. Do not do this.Former babysitter is sunk-cost nostalgia with a side of power-imbalance baggage. She already knows you as the kid she once changed diapers for. That frame is burned in. You cannot reprice it into “high-value man” no matter how many plates you press or how much capital you stack. Again, Run the actual model.>Emotional drag: high (she’ll always see the younger version)>Roster risk: unknown but likely elevated (she’s been adult longer, played the field longer)>Opportunity cost: massive (prime years spent chasing a legacy asset instead of acquiring new ones with clean frame)>Long-term ROI: decays fast. The “forbidden” thrill is a one-quarter pop at best, then reality hits and you’re left holding diluted equity in a story that no longer serves the mission.Modern women already optimized for volume and validation. Don’t compound their mistakes by optimizing for nostalgia and what if. Kill the line item. The spreadsheet doesn’t lie. Your ROI column stays green when you stop feeding red ones.
Women, which balls mode do you prefer?
>>34393042How thick and veiny
I will take a minute or two for my self and then go t
>>34393039My type of woman is the girl in the amateur porn clip of the couple filming on a 4:3 handicam with a 1999 timestamp where she gives him a 40m handjob/blowjob. I don't know who they are but she's perfect.
>>34393045Pretty veiny. Cucumber-like.
>>34393039>My type of woman is Megan Fox in Jennifer's BodyEvery straight millennial woman says this
>>34392381>okcupid>message every woman I can>like every woman I see on due to bug that doesn't limit my likes>barely any likes and app never shows me the ones that liked me>those who I match barely answerwhat am I doing wrong. I've liked at least 2500 women in 3 months and Ive gotten tops 30 matches with 1 or 2 talking.
How do I tell if a man is avoidant or just doesn't care?
in an LDR and we both want out, but we fell for eachother HARDWhat do?
>>34393045>>34393040Stop being a homosexual
>>34393053Same shit in the end
>>34393037>>34393040My balls are weirdly small for having a decent size dick.
when the fuck are we getting genshin impact for switch? the game is like 2 years away from ending...
I might be avoidant. I meet some people and they usually try to include me in their activities but after the few meetings I just ignore their calls and messages until they forget about me.
>>34393054just break up
>>34393047Go on t? You juicing?
>>34393051But I'm a Zoomer man
>>34393059nigga, why are you telling me this information?
>>34393063-o sleep. I like apple and orange and grape juice.
>>34393054Do like femanon and fuck each other's bullies until you hate each other.
>>34393062But I don't want to stop talking to her and I can't talk to her without sexual harassment
>>34393053I'm an avoidant man and I don't talk to people at all outside of this place. I think a lot of people nowadays just use "avoidant" as an excuse to be an asshole.
>>34393052You're burning prime capital on a failing platform with zero strategy. OkCupid is not a dating app anymore. It's a low-ROI content farm optimized for volume and female validation. You liked 2500 women in 3 months. That's not effort. That's desperate capital deployment with negative returns. You treat it like a numbers game. Women treat it like a validation slot machine. Every like you send raises their ego without costing them anything. The algorithm rewards them for scarcity while punishing men for volume. You flooded the market. They saw another thirsty guy and kept scrolling. Your profile is invisible or mid at best. No woman is stopping for a generic guy who likes everyone. The bug that lets you like unlimited is not an advantage, it's a trap that marks you as low-value spam. The few matches you get don't reply because there's zero frame, zero differentiation, zero reason to invest. They smell the desperation from the first ping. 2500 likes for 30 matches and 1-2 conversations is catastrophic ROI. That's worse than zero. You're training the algorithm to bury you while training yourself to accept scraps. Fix it or delete it.Stop liking everything. Stop messaging everyone. Delete the app for 30 days minimum. Reallocate that time to gym, mission, style, and real-world approaches where your value isn't filtered by an algorithm designed to keep you hooked and dry. High-value men don't beg for replies on OkCupid. They build lives that make women chase. Your current strategy is pure hope-maxxing with negative expected value. 2500 likes and almost nothing back means the market already priced you.Reprice yourself offline.
>>34393065You brought up thick cock and balls
You guys know femanon, right? You think I have a chance with her?
>>34393053>How do I tell if a man is avoidant or just doesn't care?Simple, if he’s high-value and still talking to you, he’s not avoidant. He’s running the model.Avoidant would mean emotional investment + fear of loss. Most modern women confuse that with a man who ran the numbers and saw negative ROI on your drama line-item. He doesn’t reply fast? He doesn’t plan dates? He keeps convos surface level? That’s not avoidance. That’s efficient capital allocation. He priced in the roster risk, the entitlement projections, the “where is this going” tax, and decided the fully loaded cost exceeded returns.High-value men don’t fear closeness. They fear bad investments. You want to know the difference? Run your own audit. Are you bringing actual peace, feminine energy, and low-drama ROI? Or are you bringing “strong independent” branding, constant shit testing, and an expectation that his prime years should fund your validation needs?If it’s the latter, he doesn’t “not care.” He cares about his own P&L. He’s not avoidant. He’s solvent. Most women never run that spreadsheet on themselves. They just call the man who does “avoidant” and keep swiping.The silence you’re getting isn’t fear. It’s the sound of reallocation.
>>34393053attachment styles slop and its consequences have been a disaster for dating discourse
Women, do labias feel like earlobes?
>>34393044NAG.Left also means aroused, while right is relaxed.Our nervous system retracts them so they don't get hurt slapping up against femanon.
>>34393076The femanon? The coolest and hottest femanon in school? Yeah no chance buddy.
>>34393082It is just a quick way to describe somebody mentally ill
>>34393076Sorry, I saw her first
>>34393076depends, are you chad and only want to pump and dump?
>>34393090No, I'm Brad Wifewanter
>>34393083No, not at all
>>34393083No they feel like your lips or the inside of your lips depending on the area.
>>34393088it's the most shallow popsci i've ever seen
>>34393053He probably just wants to pump and dump
>>34392947I know your game
>>34393053Assuming you aren't already dating the best tell is if he doesn't initiate, or struggles to, but seems to like it when you do. If you are, was he always like that or is it new behavior?
>>34393076Naj, she likes anon.
>>34393071>>34393080I hope you don't expect anyone to read PUAslop in 2026.
>>34393076I'm well aware she posts here but I didn't realize it until after I made some self-identifying posts and now I'm waiting for her to reveal that she knows everything about me. It's over.
ATTENTION ALL ATOGANSIf the website becomes unusable due to April Fool's Day tomorrow, we will rendezvous on 8ch's /adv/ board. There's still an atoga thread from the week long hack outage.
>>34393054This was the worst thing to happen to me ever, and i had literal cancer
>>34393088Maybe we should just do that instead
Hey 4chan MESSAGE ME! I'm bored…
Can i fall in love with someone please?
>>34393107Don't ruin their site
>>34393111lol we're just going to have porn ads on blue boards for the rest of the site's life, I guessI know we had J-list ads all over the place back in the day but they were much more subtle
>>34393107I am not going on 8ch
>>34393097>popsciIt isn't.
>>34393111*sends dick pic*
>>34393117the way it's used on social media is absolutely is watered down pop psychology
>>34393114>don't ruin slower 4chan but with even more loliconslol
>>34393105PUA is dead weight. It was never capital allocation. It was mid men cosplaying tactics to hack female attention instead of becoming the asset worth pursuing. You learned openers, negs, and “push-pull” like some low-ROI trading bot. Meanwhile the actual high-value men simply built frame, mission, and scarcity while letting the market come to them. PUA optimized for short-term closes on mid women. It never optimized for long-term peace or actual leverage. The entire system trained men to chase validation from the same modern women who run double digit rosters and still demand premium commitment. You memorized scripts so you could entertain women who were never going to deliver positive ROI anyway. Every hour spent on daygame stacks or inner game seminars was time not spent in the gym, on the mission, or enforcing hard boundaries. It was hope-maxxing dressed up as strategy. The spreadsheet is brutal. PUA delivered inflated match rates and ego bruises. High-value allocation delivers silence, peace, and green ROI columns.Modern women already optimized for volume and orbiters. PUA just fed the machine more content and more thirsty data points. Kill the line item.Delete the routines. Reallocate fully to becoming undeniable offline. The game was never pick up. It was always become the man who doesn’t need to.
What do clits feel like?
Thinking bout big peens
It's really annoying when somebody posts walls of texts pretending to be a different kind of annoying person.
>>34393120I don't really care, it describes a type of person perfectly
>>34393127I feel bad for those posters. It can't even be that fun.
So if I am a guy who lets say is 30. I've slept with 19 women before, but now I am looking for a wife. Ideally I want a virgin, and I wouldn't sleep with her before we got married.Would it be better to omit my number and refuse to discuss it? Or better to be open and let her know that I am not that person anymore and haven't been for a couple years? Not a shitpost. My hobbies and interests now are a combo of ourdoors and dorky. Legit need advice.
>>34393126How big?
>>34393131Nobody with a bodycount over 2 would ask a question this retarded.
>>34393131Based chad
>>34393126think about average ones instead pls, thanks
>>34393131>Would it be better to omit my number and refuse to discuss it?Basing any relationship on any kind of lie is a terrible idea.>Or better to be open and let her know that I am not that person anymore and haven't been for a couple years?Yes. Can you really say you've changed if you aren't willing to own up to how you used to be?
>>34393099Then you should know when I'm playing and when I mean it
>>34393131Always better to be honest if you're looking to marry. She will hate you and likely never truly trust you again if someone tells her or she finds out on her own 2, 5, or 10+ years later.
I hope you get your balls stapled to your asshole.You know what you did.
>>34393134Imagine if we became smarter with each conquest.
>>34393127most bait in this thread gets posted by the same 1-2 people
>>34393134I am trying to find younger women who are virgins and religious. Meaning wife material. I have never looked for wife material girls in the past, just kinda led by my tastes which in hindsight was shortsighted and a waste of time. So I don't know the protocol.>>34393137>Basing any relationship on any kind of lie is a terrible idea.Not a lie, but I figure I could say something like " I'd rather not discuss that, that was a different person who I no longer am, but it's not that bad either ". Not that bad so she doesn't think im some manwhore with a body count of 100 or something.
Forgot to put the food in the fridge. I am so heavy with doubt like a fog is wrapped aeound ny head and I can't take full breath always in the verge of choking
>>34393148>" I'd rather not discuss that, that was a different person who I no longer am, but it's not that bad either "That's lying by omission. It's also gives her a lot more to worry about then just coming out and saying you slept around a lot for a while.
I want to tease her and maybe put her in a collar but she wants me to kidnap, rape, force her to give birth, then kill herWhat do
>>34393149Suffocating
>>34393149Maybe you should see a doktor
The more you ignore meThe closer I getYou're wasting your time
>>34393153No breathing
US President is making an address about Iran at 9pm ET tomorrow. Get ready for a ground invasion.
>>34393154What could the doktor do for me?
>>34393150>>34393140Would it be that bad if I at least didn't mention that 5 of those were prostitutes in various countries? Also I legitimately cannot remember who most of the women I slept with were. Like they aren't in the back of my head, because I don't even remember most of their first names.
>>34393157How much longer can we tolerate this?
>>34393158Medicin
>>34393148What religion are you?
>>34393107I was taking the day off tomorrow anyway>>34393112Did you submit the application
>>34393162I'll think about it.
>>343931337-8in
>>34393157Oil stocks about to go crazy.I bet the /biz/ threads will be hilarious.
Women, how do you get your bf to buy you stuff?
>>34393166What about girth?
>>34393165You are having trouble with thinking
Femanon, please describe in detail what its like being horny as a woman
>so lonely I think about making a Tinder account. How does it keep getting worse?
>>34393154Who's got money for one of those?
>>34393163I am now Catholic, I was born Catholic but I never took it seriously until a couple years ago. I haven't slept with anyone since. Also stopped drinking and using any/all substances (including caffeine) in the last year.
>>343931705.5-6in
>>34393169It's always the chubby ones
>>34393171Then I will stay in this limbo until I die
>>34393169Unless it's semaglutide. I'm not buying ol' round face shit.
>>34393159That's like a woman secretly being a single mom and not telling her new boyfriend that, or secretly having 100 affairs, same level of disgust (probably more) if it is hidden. But you're clearly a bad person already and will do anything to hurt others if it benefits you personally, so it doesn't matter what anyone here says.
>>34393176>>34393166Crazy how every dude has this dick in here isn't it
>>34393124I probably can't give you a great answer since I'm a man who hasn't seen or felt one in several years, but they feel kinda like a wet, hard nipple.
>>34393157My honest bet is he'll just say "We already won, but our timeline is now 4-6 more weeks."
>>34393175Well, you're technically still married to the first person you had sex with.
>>34393181Nah I don't think I am a bad person. I have a bad past sure, but like I sad here >>34393175 I genuinely haven't slept with anyone since becoming religious. I don't drink or use other substances, and I make an effort to keep improving and becoming more Godly.
>>34393178That is your decision to make
>>34393182I think I am 4,5 invhes or 5 dunno
>>34393182Sarge does
>>34393182Mine's about 6" long and 5" around.
>>34393185Nah that's not at all how it works. Premarital sex is a sin, but it doesn't mean you are married. Marriage involves explicit vows, of which none were taken.
>>34393172Being actively horny? You feel a certain kind pressure in your stomach area or inside you ig. I don't get that unless I read a really long erotica or fanfic lmao
>so lonely I am contemplating posting on /soc/ Fml
>>34393194Just follow your head canon everyone else does
>>34393196Seems to always hit me around the holidays.
>>34393189Every cheater type has the exact same excuse, "I decided to say I'm religious now (right when it's convenient, how strange) so nothing I did counts"
>>34393172Thinky thoughts about him if I have bf. >general loneliness and missing them>pretending they are in my thoughts>imagine cuddling or hugging in bed>spoon, do nothing
Lol guys he's a born again virgin his hoe days are over
>>34393196It’s a silly place but so is atoga
>>34393202Hope he ends up with a 100 plus body count born again virgin girl who lies about it too lmaoo
>>34393202>born again virginSeems pretty obvious there's no "born again" about it
>>34393202Guys I'm a Godly man. Should the first thing I do upon entering a new relationship be lying? ... no?Okay, but like, can I at least lie about the whores?
>>34393200To my credit. I actually never cheated on any woman I have ever dated. You may not believe me. But I studied abroad. When I left I was having an affair with a girl in my home country. I was single but she had a bf. She bought me a flight back to my home country for the holidays a few weeks after I left for school. But I started dating a girl in the country I was studying in. So I felt like I at least owed the girl in my home country meeting up over the holiday. Which I did. I bought her lunch. Then later she convinced me to smoke with her in her car a few days later at night in the park. She was literally begging me for sex, saying that my gf doesn't have to know and we could keep it a secret like she did with her bf. But I stood my ground and didn't even kiss her because I was dating the other girl abroad.
>>34393210>immediate text wall of excuse psychosisThese old men are the creatures that are ruining it for everyone else honestly
Hopes for the next Artemis moon mission(s)?
>>34393209my sides.
I don't plan on seeing my face age.
>>34393189>Nah I don't think I am a bad person.Every Christian is a sinner. Be careful to not overestimate yourself.You're asking anonymous strangers for permission to lie to a woman, man.
>>34393213I literally said I never cheated on any girl I have dated. And that wasn't an excuse it was an example of where lesser men would have cheated and lied to their woman but I have never done that.
Women can you describe in detail what its like being in love with a man?
>>34393214aliums
>>34393218You're a joke cheater anon, I just feel sorry for anyone you drag into your mental illness
>>34393217Oh absolutely I am not. And again, I wouldn't lie to a woman I am dating. It was more if it would be better to omit certain details. Like it wouldn't make sense for a good chick to pass on me either if I am genuinely reformed because of my past right? In the sense that the person that did that is so different from who I am now that it barely qualifies as the same person.
I'll end up on the moon one day
>>34393219I get sexually frustrated just thinking about him talking to me
>>34393223It is the same person, holy mental illness
>>34393221I have NEVER cheated on any woman I have been with. When I was 17 I made out with a girl at a party and felt so bad I broke up with my gf the next day. That was my closest cheating type moment, and I was literally a child. I haven't as much as kissed another woman while dating a girl since.
>>34393223>It was more if it would be better to omit certain detailsThat's what we call "lying by omission">Like it wouldn't make sense for a good chick to pass on me either if I am genuinely reformed because of my past right?You haven't fully reformed if you're planning to lie about your past. What's so hard to understand here?I'm not sure you really understand what Christ had to say if you can seriously call yourself genuinely reformed at any point in your life. Repentance is a lifelong process.
>>34393214What is there to hope for? The moon is still the same as it was in the sixties and seventies, there's nothing there.
>>34393219No…
>>34393139If I’m stupid why are you bothering with me
>>34393225I trust you will.
This circa 2013 red pill engagement bait is boring
>>34393229I'm guessing you left the gf because of seeing too many whores, at least you gave her the gift of leaving so that you wouldn't be able to keep lying to her kek. Honestly think about it, she is infinitely luckier than any woman you manage to trap in the future.
I wonder how people would react to knowing I'm a khhv and have never had a gf. Would they be surprised? Would they be unamused? Would they think "yean, no shit. Lol"Would the slightly older woman of the group look at me with lustful eyes and want to date me?
>>34393232literally what i think about doing with the girl i went on one date with this year and haven't seen since
>>34393237Probably not the last one or the second one.
>>34393230I get what you're saying. I think you're probably right. If any girl I date wants to know then I will be honest and tell her. And when I said reformed I more so meant that I am striving to be better and better. Whereas before I didn't try or even care about living like a Christian. >>34393236I left her because she was my first gf and I didn't know how to tell her I did something that horrible. Like I said I was 17. You may or may not believe me, but one of my biggest regrets is that I did that and how i handled breaking up with her. I was a total piece of shit back then.
>>34393232Sounds like how we feel about women we love.
>>34393237Why would they be surprised? Do you look like chad?
>>34393219for me it's basically being obsessed, and when you find out any negatives/things you normally don't find attractive, on him they become endearing and might even change your taste.
>>34393245No. But I think I come across as normal. Most people don't think in incel terms and don't believe women are chad only. Lik, my coworkers, I'm nice to them and talk to them rather normally. I'm awkward but that's about it. Idk.
The maggots don't mind me
Thread theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cqhZ47Hg7g
Love life theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsmHP3ce010
>>34393243>I get what you're saying. I think you're probably right.Thank you.>And when I said reformed I more so meant that I am striving to be better and better.Then say that, that you're striving to improve. And don't just say it. Don't just talk a big game about being a Christian, be one.Remember what Christ said about people who want others to see their flowy tassels and broad phylacteries. Remember that when he taught us how to pray, the first step was to go into our rooms and shut the door.
I call my dick The Hammer because
You can't bet in parks over chess in nyc
>>34393254Thanks for the kind words and all the advice. Sincerely.
Shut the door and masturbate. Thanks J
>>34393259You're welcome. Glad I could help.
>>34393159Genuinely the most miserable little bitch, you deserve a single mom at best. And now, keep on whining about how anyone realizing what a shitstain you are would make you feel sad:(
>>34393233You see you say I'm bothering you and then you're upset when I go. Damned if I do damned if I don't
>>34393258If you speak spanish you can bet on people playing volleyball
>>34393266lmao based
>>34393266Fascinating. Or in Spanish Fasciente
>>34393266>uhhh, senor? dos dollarinos en el flaco pour faver
>>34393263I'm really not, but if you want to judge me by my past I can't stop you. I think you'd like me if you met me, doesn't matter if you're a guy or chick.
>>34393194Could you explain this:>But from the beginning of creation, God created them male and female. For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother, and the two shall become one flesh; so they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore, what God has joined together, no person is to separate.”>And in the house the disciples again began questioning Him about this. And He *said to them, “Whoever divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her; and if she herself divorces her husband and marries another man, she is committing adultery.>Or do you not know that the one who joins himself to a prostitute is one body with her? For He says, “The two shall become one flesh.That sounds like an equivocation.
Okay everyone call me a weeb okay, but i attend a lot of events by my local japanese embassy. There's this japanese girl at the embassy that calls me by my name every single time she sees me. She's not super conventionally attractive but i feel like my brain is convincing me she's kinda cute. Be real with me, should i ask her out? I feel like the possibility of her agreeing is not zero
>>34393276The whole God joining two together part is critical. As marriage is a covenant between Man, Woman and God that all three participate in. You don't just vow to your wife/husband to stay with them until death, but also to God as a couple.
>>34393279>As marriage is a covenant between Man, Woman and God that all three participate in.God in the cuck chair.
>>34393277Do you wanna ask her out? If so, ask her out. If you don't want to, don't do it.Worst that can happen is she says no and the two of you are a little awkward around each other for a day or two.also lol at someone apologizing for being a weeb on 4chan
>>34393123You are a bot, or might as well be.
>>34393279So would a secular marriage be invalid?
>>34393285Yes
Day 100 of being unable to read her mind
>>34392896It's your style, mess around.
Around 150 days of occasionally being able to read her mind and doing a lot of picrel
Day 8000 of not being able to read my own mind
>>34393288I wish a woman wanted to mass around with me.
>>34393281Kinda.At the very least id like to get to know her more.
>>34393286What about the part where a convert should stay with their spouse even if they don't convert?
>so lonely I will just go to sleep because nothing else is interesting. My life feels like a permanent waste of time.
Would you date a man that eats peanut butter straight out the jarWomen and gays can answer I guess
>>34393295>At the very least id like to get to know her more.Then yeah, go for it.
>>34393232This is basically what I've done with the girl in my dreams before I woke up. Man that was a real hollow morning
women would you date a man who cooms and pisses from the same dick?
I kinda wanna go on ometv but I'm ugly as fuck and I am scared of running into someone who clips me and makes fun of me for being uggo.
>>34393296It's done for the sake of the non believing spouse. And God is brought into the marriage through the believing spouse.
I don't know how to tell this but I was going to murder all of you. I was going to murder all of you and now I am having such a nice time here so I changed my mind I like you
>>34393280Lol
>>34393304But there are no vows?
>>34393308Idk what you saw that changed your mind but thank you
>>34393302Just do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI498Kf-ID4
>>34393311The believing spouse is the vehicle through which God is brought into and sanctifies the marriage. Also it depends on other factors as well. For example. If both spouses were baptized but say fell away from the faith at some point, then one returned. The marriage cannot be dissolved under any circumstance. If they were upbaptized or the non believing spouse leaves the believing spouse then the marriage can be dissolved.
Women, if i give my future daughter lots of love and attention, will she avoid seeking it from dudes that want to harm her? guys can answer too, but id like to hear women's perspective
Women what is the feminine urge telling you to do
>>34393317FMy dad was great and gave me lots of attention but instead of being secure I turned into a pciky femcel. Bee careful!
State genderHow often do you cry about how much of a fucking loser you are?
>>34393319How old are you?
>>34393264I said you're bothering with me you started it
Zoomers of ATOGA. How true are the sexless memes? How many of you are incels/femcels? Do you fear dating? Or Sex? or what?
>>34393320Like actual tears? Once every few months. Just whining on /atoga/? Daily.
>>34393320MNot very often. I have to get pretty drunk to do that.
I swiped on someone and we've been talking, and I just realized they aren't my religion, even though I have the filter up.
>>34393320MNever100% loser
>>34393323M. Khhv. I fear women because I hate myself.
>>3439332123>>34393323I don't fear it I just don't have it. My friends have sex all the time
>>34393320MNever
>>34393329Nta but I am 23 as well. Wow we have so much in common femanon!
>>34393298no because i read somewhere that this is a trick alcoholics use to mask the booze smell from their mouths
>>34393280tradcucks stay cucked
>>34392838It's over now. I feel like the date itself went pretty well. We had some drinks at a bar and we just chatted for about an hour. She hugged me when she first arrived. I walked her to her car at the end and I wanted to kiss her, but it didn't seem like she was ready yet. But she did hug me, and I suggested we do it again some time, to which she agreed. Should I send a follow up text, maybe tomorrow morning, thanking her for the good time and asking if she'd like to go out again soon?
>>34393323feels good to be a millennial sex haver
>>34393331Wow. Are you also an evil demon who needs to be smote?
>>34393320MOnly once this year, before that I probably hadn't done it since high school
>>34393317no, you need to treat your wife / her mother and set an example of how a marriage should be
>>34393318To flick it while waiting for the laundry to finish drying.
>>34393337I'm just an evil daemon that needs companionship
>>34393343are you the daemon mailer?
>>34393320MOnce a quarter
>>34393344I'm an unemployed daemon of sloth
>>34393332Oh haha yeah wow that's crazy lol
>>34393334Hell yeah man. Congrats.>Should I send a follow up text, maybe tomorrow morning, thanking her for the good time and asking if she'd like to go out again soon?Definitely.
Should I hide that I like painting miniatures and playing tabletop games from the girl I am seeing? I want to be honest but I am aware of how this can probably be a big turn off. Pic related dwarfs I am working on.
Good night sweet posters
>>34393351I loved vallejos back when I painted
>>34393356Vallejo is the shit for sure, I really like pro acryl too.
>>34393323MIdk how true it is desu. Like half or 2/3 the people I know are in relationships.I have horrible anxiety that I'm really struggling to deal with and basically no self confidence so trying to date doesn't seem like the greatest idea.
>>34393350So what exactly should I say? Something like:>Hey, just wanted to say thanks again for last night. I had a really good time. Maybe we can do it again some time? Are you free any time soon?
>>34393322Oh. Still I never said you're stupid. You can be clever
Man I hope I die soon in a horrible way
>>34393367Why not a quick or peaceful way
>>34393351I will take it from the silence that I should hide it. That’s fine I am used to Ann Franking my miniatures
>>34393363Sounds pretty good, but I'd probably condense the last two sentences and just ask her if she's free on a certain date since she already said to your face that she's down to see you again.
>>34393351Idk I wouldn't hide my nerdy hobbies
>>34393370Stop being silly. Show the women your miniatures.
>>34393373I think I need to learn how to paint on canvas. Then I can sell that as my main interest and the miniatures as a side interest. I want to learn how to paint painting anyhow
>>34393351It's better to find out earlier rather than later that she disapproves of your hobbies.
>>34393366Are you really 25
>>34393354mwah goodnight
>>34393159You can't lie about it/refuse to be truthful. In my atheist days I had nonpenetrative sex with a woman, and that's definitely not a conversation I'm looking forward to having if I ever have a girlfriend. And I could play the politician and say "nope, never had sex!" While telling myself it's technically true, so I'm not lying. But deep down I'd know exactly what I was doing, and so will you. Could you really look at someone you love and not think she deserves the truth?
I can't remember if I took enough pills. Every day I have to take 6 pills and I spill them and count out 6 and take them back to back. But I just took three and I look down and theres only two left. Did I forget taking the extra or did I miscount? I feel like I've done this before, and there are 3 extra pills in my bottle, which either means I have missed doses, or the people were nice and gave me some extras.
>>34393316So if it isn't vows, why aren't you one flesh with the prostitutes you've been with?
>>34393382christcuck copium is so funny
>>34393379Why wouldn't I be
>>34393389Hey, it's been a minute. I don't see how I'm coping though.
>>34393388Because God isn’t involved. The whole “ what God has brought together let no man tear apart “ is dependent on God bringing the union together in the first place. Premarital sex is disordered, and a corruption. Not a valid union.
>>34393393So if a Jewish woman converted, but didn't divorce her husband, you'd be okay with marrying her?
>>34393390You seem jovial today
>>34393398Why do you figure that, looks like business as usual from where I'm standing
what is this samefag doing
>>34392908>>34392910>>34392911>>34392912>>34392916>>34392917>>34392919>>34392923>>34392925You chucklefuck'ngoofies.
>>34393396I wouldn't marry a Jewish woman on principle because I don't want there to be any chance my kids ever turn out to be Jews and Jewish descent is matrilineal.
>>34393401Watch and learn
>>34393346Healthiest moid itt
>>34393318Hotdog
Femanons what are these frogs doing?
>>34393405I'm pretty sure most Jews don't care about that anymore. A Chinese man could convert to Judaism.
>>34393320Im not a loser
>>34393372I found out tonight that me and her live kinda close together, but the place we went to tonight was far away from both our homes (I thought she lived near it, which is why I suggested it). She mentioned a place not far from where we live, that me and her have both been to before. Maybe I could say something like: >Hey, just wanted to say thanks again for last night. I had a really good time. Maybe we could meet again at <place she mentioned>, say, Friday at 5:30?
>>34393411Are we herptile posting?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boytEUqImMI
>>34393411The woman frog is checking out the male frog as he is trying to sleep.
>>34393412Good for most Jews but I don't want to risk it.
>>34393317No, you need to set the example with your wife.
>>34393417You're a herptile>>34393419I thought they sleep in those damn holes they dig all over my yard
>>34393422Let's say a convert from islam then.
>>34393427I'm not into brown women
>>34393425I don't think so. They just stop moving during the day unless disturbed.
I broke faste
>>34393400It's nice you just seem peppier but sorry if you're not feeling it
>>34393415Sounds good!
I don't want to have to wait to see her again. I want to see her again now.
I had sex two days ago and it made me feel good/confident for like a day after. But reality just hit. I know I'll never accomplish anything, and I'm not good at bonding with anyone.I have no talent. I'm not smart. I can't enjoy the simple pleasures.I really feel like I have what it takes to kill myself now. It's like my virginity was holding me back.
>>34393428I didn't specify Arab. But it seems like you're going to keep dodging the question. So I'll leave it be.
>>34393434Alright, thanks. Hopefully it'll go well. Our date tonight was supposed to be a few days ago, but she said she wasn't feeling well so we changed it to today. I was kinda worried she was gonna do that again, but obviously she didn't. She also said she's allergic to cats, which I have two of. I really hope that isn't a deal breaker for her.
>>34393438I don't know what your point is, trying to catch me in some gotcha. I'm not a theologian, you aren't doing this in good faith so why should I engage you?
>>34393437I keep trying to tell you incel types that pussy won't cure you when you're sick in the head.
>>34393436Me neither boss but that's life.
Why do I want to see his dick
>>34393444Huh???
>>34393351Nah.It's extremely nerdy but not necessarily an issue unless it takes up a ton of your time. Take my answer with a grain of salt because I'm an artist though.They look good! I don't have the patience to work that tiny.
>>34393431My god forgives you cause I said so.
>>34393444Just ask. What's the worst that could happen?
>>34393320FOnly occasionally. Less than once a month but more often than every three.
>>34393440>I don't know what your point is, trying to catch me in some gotcha. I'm not a theologian, you aren't doing this in good faith so why should I engage you?You came here to start this conversation. Did you expect no one would disagree? >I'm not a theologianMaybe you should ask one their opinion on lying to a potential wife about having had sex with prostitutes?
State gender10 years ago, what did you imagine you'd be doing today? How close did you end up?
>>34393450I never once said anything about lying. I mentioned omitting by stating that I don't want to discuss my past. Not by ignoring the question or lying about it. And I will be honest in the future.
>>34393451MDude I don't fuckin know I was probably thinking about Pokemon or some shit. But I'm an unaccomplished loser today.
I don't like feet I have never liked feet like I actively do not like feet and don't even like touching my own but his are hot what the fuck is that. I don't want to DO anything to them but they're arousing and it's weird and I don't like it. I don't have a question.
>>34393451FI thought I'd be marriedLOL. Not even an inch close
>>34392739nonchalant chad
>>34393451MThought I'd be a software dev either making my own stuff or working on a product I cared about. Ended up a software dev working on boring bullshit that contributes nothing to society and hating the sight of code and everything about this industry.
>>34393451FI wasn't thinking ahead I was trying not to kill myself. Not much has changed.I did a handful of cool things I wouldn't have expected I had the balls for but mostly I'm just continuing to not get my shit together because I can always just kill myself. It's super counter productive I need to just do it or commit to actually trying at life but I don't wanna.
>>34393451MI thought I'd have a family. I'm probably further from that now than I was back then.
>>34393458NtaLol when I was a tween/teen I thought I would be married with 1 kid by age 26. Hilarious.
>>34393458I can give you 5.5 inches close ;)
>>34392746Um, I side hug female friends. So maybe insist on a normal hug?
Femanons are you excited for passover?
>>34393447I do it for health superstition.
>>34393451I imagined that the boyfriend I was with would want to raise a family and not suddenly gain schizophrenia and try to steal some low hanging fruit from his own friends.
>>34393471Dry fast?
>>34393451MI thought I'd be in a relationship and working as a software dev and I'd be living in my own place. I finished uni more than a year ago and just can't land a job and still live at home and I'm the furthest I'm ever been from a relationship. So everything's going great :)
>>34393474>Dry fast?That's how I have sex.
>>34393451MI thought I'd be married and financially successful. Achieving the former proved way harder than the latter.
MenDo you even know how to comfort a female in distress
>>34393451MI thought I would have killed myself by now. I own a house and a car, and I have a decent job.I'm about to move to a city I've always wanted to live in, too. Life's not bad. Glad I didn't do it.I was twenty years old back then. Growing up, I figured I was going to kill myself by the time I turned 25.
>>34393478No. No idea. I just feel bad when I see it so I lock up like a robot and just try to take action to fix problems.
>>34393478They do not.
>>34393478Idk just likeHug her and tell her it's ok I'm here etc
>>34393478Sex
>>34393439>>34393434Random thought: is Friday too soon? Am I being pushy? It's Tuesday night right now. I'm going out of town on Saturday, and I'll be back Sunday. Maybe I should suggest Monday instead?
>>34393478I think I do.
is it weird that i dont remember large chunks of my life in these past 7 years?
>>34393481You were right
>>34393474I can have water and even plain tea and plain coffee. I believe doing this allows me to enter "autophagy" after 16 hours. I believe autophagy purifies the body, which is an avatar of the soul, and staves off aging and disease, as well as potentially fosters wisdom and superpowers.
>>34393487Probably wasn't very memorable.
>>34393472you what
>>34393478Cuddles, back rubs, and the occasional forehead kiss? If we're a couple, of course.
>>34393478>>34393486I'd ask what's wrong and listen. I'd ask what I could do and try to do it.
>>34393488
>>34393489Msupport
the other day i asked this girl out on instagram, she said it was a nice gesture but wasnt interested, i replied that i understood ad it didnt seemed like it was akward or weird, then she unfollowed me on instagram and i dont understand why she did that
>>34393490Do you do anything to prep or just decide one day to not eat anything?
>>34393478Depends on the kind of distress, but I'd probably ask if she wanted to talk about it. If she did we could talk it through, and if not I'd do something nice for her (e.g. prepping some food she likes) that lets her know I'm there for her whenever she wants to talk. Then when she's calm and feels better I'd go on 4chan to complain about her behind her back.
>>34393328Yeah. Women even come on to me, but I can't go for it. The worst is when they act like me to try to get my attention. It's like holding a mirror up to a tranny, I see myself in them and don't like it.
>>34393502>It's like holding a mirror up to a trannylolHope you get better though.
>>34393489MSuspicious 2bh. Why is every institution flipping on the tranny issue at the same time? My guess is there's something new in the pipeline.
>>34393500I just kind of decide, and then try to start at night and do the whole next day and night, so that when I wake up and eat I fasted like 36+ hours. This is my newest version of trying it.
>>34393492He stole their third wheel and she was a morbidly obese black girl. Everyone close to him thought he was retarded. He even begged me to peg him to take him back. I couldn't handle all that. He abandoned our dog that was a trial child. Basically fucked up massively and then ran away into the midwest.
>>34393499You made it weird.
>>34393507NTA. If this was in a villain's origin story, I'd think the writers were overdoing it.
GenderWhat would be worse, youre in bed talking to your husband/wife and they reveal they have a poop fetish or a cuck fetish?
>>34393505Sign tappers were right, trannies are going to be thrown under the bus to appease the goyim masses. They'll still exist and have equal rights to be considered their troonsex and stuff but they'll be forced to be quiet.
>>34393506Thank you for the insight. I want to try something similar, probably shorter length at first
>>34393499>the other day i asked this girl out on instagram, she said it was a nice gesture but wasnt interested, i replied that i understood ad it didnt seemed like it was akward or weird, then she unfollowed me on instagram and i dont understand why she did thatShe probably just said it was a nice gesture to make you feel better, and was actually creeped out by it. Sorry, anon.
Ears ringin
>>34393513cuck stuff- that breaks the relationship. I just mock them for poop stuff and say no way
>>34393511It's only PART of her origin story.>>34393507You expositioned A LOT of brave things tonight.
I'm a 30 year old male and I have no idea what no-show panties are.
>>34393507Trial child? Where was your actual child while all that was going on?
>>34393516NTA. Maybe she has a bf?
>>34393511Yeah that was me at 23. Homeowner, had a blessing of a pupper, owned my car, men basically comitting social suicide because they can't manipulate me.. one after another, after another.
>>34393515Before, eat like eggs, meat, or something nutritious to fully saturate your body with RADIANT ENERGY so your body has the power to survive the purifying effects of entropy.
>>34393520I feel like most men don't knowIt's those ones with no waistband or leg elastics, no bulky seams
>>34393527Why lie?
POWER*
>>34393505>My guess is there's something new in the pipeline.I don't think it's that complicated. Trannies = left, left turns on Israel, left loses institutional support, trannies lose institutional support.>>34393514Also this.>>34393527Was he actually schizophrenic?
>>34393535Why even post? You read the rules?
>>34393527The chances something happens for no reason again are statistically low, at least.
>>34393537If schizophrenia doesn't make you do a complete 180 on 4 of your closest friends all at once then whatever he had was worse.
>>34393513MCuck stuff for sure, I would feel betrayed just from her having those thoughts and probably lose love for her just from knowing she thinks about it.Poop would be like, I dont promise anything tell me more about it and Ill see what I can do.
>>34393451F, I thought I'd be married, a SAHM with a picket fence life. I'm married, a SAHM but my life isn't a picket fence life at all. Close enough.
>>34393538Why are you lying about your age?
Men, at what range (years and months ) is it to early to give an ultimatum about marriage ? We’ve been dating for 3 years and I’m ready.
>>34393544Did you even read the post I replied to?
>>34393541I don't think you know how schizophrenia works.
What are some things I should ask a woman to see if we're compatible long term? Besides the obvious family question.
>>34393546Have you talked about it before doing that
>>34393541Did he have hallucinations and paranoia? He sounds kind of like a BPDemon.
>>34393543why
>>34393546I think 1 year is early, right now 3 years seems completely reasonable. I wouldn't phrase like an ultimatum but yeah.
>>34393547Yes. So why are you lying about your age?
>>34393553Mental illness.
>>34393548He was severely delusional. All of his friends saw his break from reality.
>>34393546I plan on getting married after 2-5 years of dating. So I think the time to bring it up is now. Has he mentioned it at all?
>>34393556Whose? What kind?
>>34393555I'm not.
>>34393549Morals and values, daily routine, what she likes to do for fun and to relax, goals and dreams, career plans.
>>34393560Mine. All sorts from depression to paranoid personality disorder.
>>34393549>What are some things I should ask a woman to see if we're compatible long term? Besides the obvious family question.Sex and money are apparently the big 2 causes of divorce.
>>34393564That sounds rough.
>>34393558Delusional about what?
>>34393564I think "autophagy" can CURE all of that and more! Do you have a history of depression and/or daily eating anywhere in your family? Also try finding hobbies and outside relationships and a lot of other stuff. Humans need like 37/45 things to be happy.
>>34393567I'm working on it but it's frustrating, yeah.
>>34393487>t. MKUltra
Maybe talking to a man with a nice voice would cure my depression
>>34393561Sure. And you're hot, mentally balanced, and Chads won't stop hitting on you.
>>34393573It wont, only you can cure your depression. Figure out why you're so thirsty for male attention and why you're not getting it irl.
>>34392730>What's the closest you've ever been to cheating?Never. It's a betrayal and I am loyal to a fault, even to people who don't deserve it.>>34393513>What would be worse, youre in bed talking to your husband/wife and they reveal they have a poop fetish or a cuck fetish?Poop. You can RP a cuck thing. You can't fake poop.>>34393451>10 years ago, what did you imagine you'd be doing today? I thought I would have killed myself by now.>How close did you end up?To killing myself? Pretty close. >>34393411>Femanons what are these frogs doing?Nothing. Those are toads.>>34393318>Women what is the feminine urge telling you to doWait 20 years for my husband to come back from the Trojan war while raising our son alone and gazing longingly at the sea.>>34393317>Women, if i give my future daughter lots of love and attention, will she avoid seeking it from dudes that want to harm her?Agree about how you treat your wife, but yes. Also, trusting her and giving her the chance to fail and make bad decisions. If you shelter her or are overbearing, she will lash out for room to breathe.>>34393573>Maybe talking to a man with a nice voice would cure my depressionPart of me wants to say it won't, but Sam Elliott's voice gentle pulls me from the ledge.
>>34393578>loyal to a fault>fantasizes about cheating on her wife in the same post twiceinteresting
>>34393578>trusting her and giving her the chance to fail and make bad decisionsdesu this is good advice for raising any kid and something i wish my parents had done better with me. it made me a perfectionist, and perfectionism is a constant nagging pain in the ass.
>>34393580She calls herself a Catholic too while posting shit like that
>>34393487not if you've been miserable and bored most of that time
>>34393583fully in line with how most of those hypocritical religionfags behave to be honest
>>34393580>interestingIndulging a partner in their fetish through roleplay because you don't want to dedicate on them is somehow disloyal now?>>34393581Also good because when they're allowed to do it young, they don't do the bad shit later on.
>>34393569Quite literally everything.
>>34393585It's always the ones who talk tall about their virtues that are the most full of shit
>>34393587*Defecate
>>34393574Yep. This is hell.
>>34393589"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king" moment
>>34393588thanks for another pointless post giving absolutely nothing at all
Women do you feel the balls slapping or does it get lost with other sensations? Does it do anything for you?
>>34393593I know you're fishing for panic but I don't wanna. I'm trying to relax.
Men, have you ever seen the vagina of a woman whose breasts you've never seen before or after?
>>34393596Graceful
>>34393597No
>>34393597probably in porn
>>34393597Not irl, certainly. I used to watch porn, so it's possible but unlikely.
All, what would be your thoughts about a dude who has old self harm scars? Would it be better that they were covered with tattoos? Would you want them to explain the scars? Or is it better to not acknowledge?
>>34393605If >he had scars I would kiss them.
>>34393594Sometimes? Doesn't do anything for me but it's not distracting or a bad thing either.
>>343927461. yes, don't pull your butt out and instead lean in close and tightFor all of the following, say something as you hug>helloo there>heeeey>hey {name}, how are you?You let go at any point during the conversation with him, ideally so long as he isn't weirded out, your decision2. go for the over the shoulder hug, where the girl's arms are over his shoulder so he's forced to hug you from below your arms and on your waist3. give a little shake, like bob your waist left and right in a light but noticeable way. Like, you sway your body left and right, if you know what I mean. 4. mention something like, "ooh you're warm", or "hey warm me up please", maybe look up and give a cheeky smile5. give a firm but not too scary tighter squeeze6. maybe push your head into his chest along with other stuffLots of things you can do. Lots of combinations you can do. Girls are so nice, I miss their cute warmth
>>34393597Yeah, I walked in on my sister masturbating once.
>>34393605I'm a straight dude, so it doesn't matter to me. Employers might prefer tatts to scars though, unfortunately.
>>34393605just get laser treatment and cover up
>>34393605I dated a guy with some.>tattoosDoesn't matter.I would assume what they are but would eventually like him to tell me explicitly. I won't ask though we both know I know and I want him to talk about it when he's ready to talk about it not feel like he has to explain himself.
>>34393546You should've been talking about marriage by at least 2nd year. maybe 1.5 minimum. If you weren't talking about it then then that's your fault for not pushing the conversation. (you should've also been talking about babies too so you know you're on the same page). If it's been 3 years, just bring it up again. He should know what your expectations are by now.An ultimatum is sorta dumb. If you guys have been properly talking about it, you shouldn't need to give an ultimatum. If for some reason you haven't been talking about this, bring it up and tell him that you want to get married soon (not that blunt, but the message should get through)
>>34393606Naturally, BV. You find any of those custom temp tattoos yet? Mine are very faded, but can still be seen in the right lighting. Lower legs. Shorts season is coming and I’m not sure if I should finally get them covered. Not clear on a design yet. Hands can be explained away.>>34393612More expensive than a cover up.>>34393613Cool. I’m just trying to eliminate anything that might work against me in finding someone as in scaring them off even if they’re from years ago. Even though they’re faded, it’s kind of obvious what they are.
>>34393605Just cover em with makeup dude
>>34393605I'd think he's a faggot
Oh shit I think I just noticed the April Fool's joke and it's really good
>>34393636Looked in the mirror?
whats the joke
>>34393636what is it faggot
?? uh
OOOOH SHIT LMAO
>>34393630Possibly, but a lot of maintenance. I lean towards the idea of just getting them covered completely. Basically have something nice on my canvas instead of some scars. Id really dig some hand tats but I don’t think my work would like that too much.>>34393636Yeah, rent’s due. I’m hoping it’s a joke.
>>34393643RIGHT LOL IT GOT ME GOOD
He's talking to another girl behind my back. Do I confront him or leave him?
>>34393646Both.
>>34393629Yeah I was looking at some on etsy.https://www.etsy.com/listing/4438607302/temporary-tattoos-fully-customizable
>>34393646Both, maybe there is an explanation and they're just friends?
Whats the joke? Tell meeeeeee
>>34393598>.>
>>34393648Niiiicce. I’ll check those out, thanks. Remembered you had been looking for some a while back.
>graceful
Women, what's your favorite dress?
>>34393662
>>34393659I keep thinking about getting a heroes of might and magic bone dragon. But it would be huge. And idk where I want it. And also I want to cover mine or get it redone a third time.
>>34393662>>34393665Can you furries and fatties stop thinking about food?
>>34393668Can you?
>>34393669I have.Also no, I do not know the name of the black cat in that meme ass show I only listened to as background noise.(Nichijou)
>>34393646Define talking to. I'm not single but girls still try it with me sometimes, I have zero interest but I usually go along with it as long as they don't try to escalate. I assume women do the same thing.
>>34393668How is the caloriemaxxing?
>>34393653You'll see it if you keep posting
>>34393663I have a dark blue velvet one I like. It's very similar to pic rel and makes me feel like a witch, which is great.
Sex!
>>34393673Failing. I couldn't decide on what to have for dinner so I had two hotdogs, milk, and some cookies. I'm probably still hungry and that is why I am awake.
>>34393646Yes>>34393663What's the occasion?I haven't really got one right now I'm down to one that fits. I have a hard time with dresses the waist is always 2 inches too high on me because they expect a size 2 to be shorter.
>>34393679Good braphog.
>>34393666That would be pretty cool. What do you have currently? I’ve so far got nada for inspiration. Probably end up doing half sleeve on at least right, but probably both legs. I’m not even sold on if it should be a sleeve or just a collage of different ones. Not sure how that’d work or if I should just throw in half arm sleeve to even things out.
>>34393682Go fuck yourself with a rake
>>34393683I really only have my one titty tat so far. Not a lot of inspiration like that game got me into gaming.
>>34393679Nta obviously, but I tried that milk before bed thing. Best sleep ever. Also recommend midnight banana before bed. It’s like a delicacy.
>>34393684Describe the smell between your fat rolls.
>>34393688NtaI can't do milk but my mom swears by ice cream. I'm going to try a midnight banana. That would be a silly band name.
>>34393688Banana sounds good. More magnesium. Mmmmmagnesium. Maybe I'll have some of that, and benadryl with water.
>>34393687Good inspiration. I haven’t played that one. I’ll come up with something eventually. I’m thinking I’d like to keep it simple but unsure about a specific theme/image or just patterns. Do you typically sketch out an idea or just kind of work with the artist on what you want?
>>34393689I'll rub your nose in my musky hairy pits.
>>34393697I think I'll do a sketch myself if I feel like it should happen.
>tell friend his SIL was being weird the other night>tells me to reaffirm that she's in the friendzone>realize I don't want to but I also can't date her right now (I'm too close as friends with her ex)fuckI don't know what to respond to him with
>>34393694Midnight banana is best banana. I might have a new dj name right there, but I seriously swear by it. >>34393695>Benadryl Getting fancy now, are we? Do it. I fucking love bananas. I just got back from a multi-day music festival and the midnight banana was the key to my survival. Wake up rejuvenated.
Modern women have built something remarkable in the 2026 dating market. Truly impressive infrastructure. They engineered a system where they can broadcast maximum skin, minimum accountability, and still demand premium emotional labor on arrival. The I’m healing arc paired with daily thirst traps is peak operational excellence. They monetize vulnerability while keeping the roster fully staffed. Resource allocation on another level.We ran the updated model anyway.The fully loaded cost, constant frame tests, delayed replies as negotiation, where is this going as a quarterly audit, all of theser things no longer clear. So we restructured. Shifted prime year capital from their drama vertical into gym, mission, and the compound silence that actually appreciates. They call this men not knowing what they want. I call it margin protection.Clever girls. You optimized for volume and validation so efficiently that high-value men became approximately unnecessary. The spreadsheet thanks you for the documentation. We used it to automate the exit. ROI column remains green on this side. Yours is still leveraged on orbiters and hope.
I really feel like this guy is on to something. I think a midnight banana would get me one step closer to being the kind of person who drinks a lot of herbal tea but isn't obnoxious.
My cat had her kittens and she's okay :DThey are so tiny and cute...>this "captcha"looooool
>>34393705Now who's the superior gender after all.
>>34393709Yay. Kitties.
>>34393709I seldom ask ppl to post pics but post pics of the kitties pleaseI could probably dig up some photos when my friend's rabbit gave birth...
>>34393709post pics>verif not requiredwhat am I missing
>>34393709>no picsI know it's aprils fools day but come on now
>>34393708There might be a pipeline there because tea is fantastic too. Matcha is a bridge too far though. Occasionally is fine as a reward, but there’s also a lot of bad matcha out there. I actually have to go to the store for more bananas.
>>34393709Show the fucking cats>captchawhat the fuck was that
>>34393719you dumb? matcha has caffeine, ofc it's not going to be good for sleep milk has tryptophan, bananas have potassium, magnesium and calm the nervous system because of carbs and chamomile tea has apigenin, those things actually do something, so don't just trink random tea (although drinking herbal tea in general can have a calming ritual effect but why not optimize that by using chamomile)
:o3 of em all alive and well. The darker one has little grey stripes lol it's so cute
>mfw i found out my cat was a girl
Told myself I wasn't going to think about her anymore but kept thinking about her anyway award
>>34393725how does one not know the gender of their own pet
it's over for animelets
>>34393726just jerk off about it
>>34393719Matcha is real tea I'm not a fan anyway.I'm talking the herbal stuff like throw some flowers, roots, and bark in there or whatever. There's one I like that has licorice and mint that feels like it's good for bedtime and would be odd with a banana but not bad.I hope you successfully procure more bananas soon.
>>34393702How close is this friend? If he was one of my best buds I'd just tell him exactly how I felt.
>>34393723amazing, 10/10 moment
>>34393729I did and that made it worse because I imagined us married (again)
>>34393721I was talking in general. Of course don’t drink before bed. I just go for the ritual. I can’t speak for chamomile. I’ve been working through a bagged mango something tea before moving on.
>>34393721I think I'm gonna go for a chamomile+valerian rn. I even had a bit of weed gummy and still nothing is making me eepy. Stacking effects.
>>34393727I mean I never really checked lol and I just took her in after she waited near my car every time I was leaving work for a week straight. There's a very busy road near my old office and I didn't want her to get hurt
>>34393723cute!
>>34390466What's it mean if an excoworker/boss you made out with once. Keeps texting you here and there (I rarely if ever initiate texts) and visiting you after rshe left the workplace? She's even gone out of her way to come visit me at a diff worksite from where we worked together. And has found out my schedule from other peopleShe even said next time I'm working with another coworker (female she was also cool with) that we should go for dinner. If she wants to hangout as a group does that mean it's fully platonic or she's using her as an excuse. I've hung out with her once for a few hours one on one for some icecreamOr am I just being attention farmed. Should I start initiating contact more? If so, what about? Also what's it mean if she once used to use lots of emojis but barely uses them anymore
>>34393727I'm nosy enough that I even try to check the sexes of stray cats that I'm friendly with, usually the first time I meet them
>>34393726If this is about the vagueposting retard I swear to God
>>34393737Guys, I've heard it said that a guy should "check the oil" before he has sex with a girl. Ok, can you please explain what this means? What are you looking for? How do you even know if the "oil" is bad?
>>34393730Bless. I follow. Loose leaf is where it’s at, but the non-leaf ingredient stuff gets interesting. Slippery slope though. At a certain point ramen broth could be considered tea. Liqorice sounds interesting, though not really a fan. I might try it though. Bananas pairs well with everything.>>34393736Banana tea. Also need to figure out how to sketch them tats. Might just get a banana tattoo at this rate.
>>34393744Nah, that guy isn't me lol
>>34393745it means you should put ur finger in her bootyholethis sounds like a joke answer but i promise you its not
>>34393740I feel like it's been a year of this alreadyJust fuck already, no woman would put this effort into just being a friend
>>34393747Drank my sleep nuke.Valerian, licorice root, ashwaganda, honey bush, chamomile, spearmint and a few more. Ontop of what I already had 30 minutes ago. My teeth feel funny.
>>34393747>Liqorice sounds interesting, though not really a fanI acquired a taste for it after gaslighting myself into thinking I enjoyed a regional soda that's anise flavored so hard that I actually do enjoy it now. It's definitely polarizing I remember thinking good n plenty's were disgusting when I got them on Halloween as a kid.>slippery slopeI hear you. Dried fruit is where they start to lose me but for whatever reason orange peels as an ingredient feel more acceptable.A bullion cube is totally tea if you want it to be lol.
>>34393750What the fuck?
I like licorice flavor in meat dishes, I made a pasta sauce with fennel seed for dinner tonight.
>>34393755Have you ever checked your cars oil?Its a similar concept.
>>34393740I refuse to believe you're this retarded, she wants dick and if it was about attention there are easier ways to get it.
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>>34393752Sleep potion. Haven’t been brave enough to try ashwaganda. Personally a nice indica would hit different right about now, but I’m on sabbatical with that until further notice. Nacht and much sleep for you.>>34393754That didn’t happen to be white birch soda, was it? I used to have automatic. Nausea from anise/liqorice flavored/scented things thanks to Turkish raki. >orange peel Almost forgot about peel. Definitely right in the edge but acceptable. Lemon too. Lime??? Can’t envision it. Pho is also a tea if lime is acceptable and herbs. I gotta refine my tea theory here but it’s getting late. Wish you much tea and you can have all the anise
>>34393768>birch beerNo that's more of a minty rootbeer flavor than anything else, no licorice taste.Enjoy your sleep!
>>34392609Can it actually? I didn't realise there was a connection but my lactose intolerance emerged years ago
>>34392660I'd rather be alone than with roommates rnWaiting for these nibbas to finally go to work so I can go to the bathroom and back to sleep but then construction next door will probably start again >_>>>34392682It's good for you though>>34392688This guy milks
>>34393499>the other day i asked this girl out on instagram, she said it was a nice gesture but wasnt interested, i replied that i understood ad it didnt seemed like it was akward or weird, then she unfollowed me on instagram and i dont understand why she did thatThat was harassment, dude!
>>34393400Are you mad at me
>>34393736>>34393688I put spooky old audiobooks on and always fall asleep within a half hour.
