Old: >>34393765
>>34397408Anyone noticed how there are two types of country people? One is the poor and dirty type that always speaks loudly and you can tell they're not very smart. The second type are the rich country people who seem more normal, just a bit quiet because they're not used to being around lots of people.
>>34397417I live in the countryside and there's way more classes of people.
>>34397408I want to worship a strong woman's naked bodyDo women enjoy body worship?
>>34397421Some parts of my body, sure.
>>34397417>different social classes behave differently ground breaking observation anon, you should write a book about it
>>34397422It's your ass isn't it JH
>>34397424Yeh...
I can't wait for halloween
>>34397421No, leave me the fuck alone coomer demon.
>>34397419But those are the main types.>>34397423You didn't notice it before, retard.
I hate how this general is full of creepy virginiod mommydom fetishists. Whenever I say I like tall girls or built girls, everyone assumes I'm one of those freaks.
>>34397426*smack*
>>34397430You are
>>34397429>But those are the main types.Actually rich people barely ever make it out here even if they own some of the land.Most "rich people" are what we call "village lawyers" and "village doctors".
>>34397429>You didn't notice it beforeeveryone knows that, it's just so obvious that most people don't even find it worth mentioning
>>34397433I'm not. I like tall girls, but I want to dominate them, not worship them.
>>34397430you areyou're in denial as deeply as JH about being submissive, lol
>>34397436lol>I don't have mommy issues, I just NEED to dominate big strong womenthat is one of the mommy issues flavors, idiot
>>34397437You sound insecure about your sexuality.
>>34397430okay, keep crying tough guy
>>34397439no it's not, I just don't like short girls because it gives me pedo vibes, it's literally the compete opposite
short girls are basically children
after doing the whole mommy thing with my ex, I don't find it appealing anymore
>>34397440>if you don't have cringe fetishes it's because you repress them and aren't as authentic and in tune as I am now anon, some people just don't have cringe fetishesI know to you it seems like they are just denying them because thats what was true for you before you "made peace with your sexuality" aka stopped repressing your goonerdom
>>34397445I don't even know how you do the "mommy thing". Like what did you do, suck her teat while resting your head on her lap?
>>34397442only a pedo would say something like this...
>>34397392Funny how the reverse applies way more often. As a guy, if you're telling women that your playlist is a wild mix of genres and artists, they openly assume you don't have a personality.
>>34397446>everything is cringe>I'm so le normal>that's why I'm hereGo on Facebook you boomer tier retard. If you're so goddamn normal but nobody wants you, that's even more pathetic.
>>34397445>i associate thing with ex who i have negative feelings for so i dislike itcommon pattern
>>34397446"dom" guys seething about femdom make some of THE cringiest posts imaginable
>>34397447don't worry about it>>34397451yeah I also don't like blondes anymore for the same reason (not that I cared that much about them to begin with)
>>34397450I never said I'm normal in all aspects>nobody wants you lovely projection you got there
>>34397445Was she older than you?
>>34397452wrong post?
>>34397453>>34397445My ex was really into being active and doing sports and now I cringe at every girl that gives the same vibes.
>>34397454He is right. Did someone bully you or yell at you today and now you came to 4chan to act like a tough guy? It's okay, you can tell us, little anon.
>>34397456he'll see it
At least all of you will never be as pathetic as lesbians are at everything to do with romance.
>>34397458I don't get it
>>34397442Imagine being such a pedo that you can't be with a short adult woman without feeling guilty about your fantasies.
>>34397455actually she was younger than me>>34397457understandable, did she made you play sports with her?
>>34397460lmao
>>34397462kek, we all know it's the opposite, only pedowishes date you 148cm femlets
>>34397460What makes you think that? If I were woman I'd be a lesbian.
Something I didn't quite realize, but lesbians can also be players. They will totally get other girls into situationships.
>>34397466>be with adult woman>kids are the only thing in his mindPedo. Not like you would have to worry about it, since you won't date a woman. Short or otherwise.
>>34397408I couldn't date a woman who dresses like left in public
>>34397471Is this this one you wanted? Are you happy?
I like tall women because I like long legs. I don't know how I would cope if I met a nice tall woman and then found out that she's all torso.
>>34397478>met a nice tall woman and then found out that she's all torsoHow would she even hide that?
*puts you inside the pyramid to fix it*
>>34397478try not being a furry for one hour challenge impossible
>>34397478I don't think those kinds exist. Tall women always have long legs. It's one of their best features.Also why femlets cannot compete.
>>34397437I am not submissive. I sometimes enjoy being in a submissive position during intimacy, but I am not a submissive person.
>>34397430You like men, bro.
I want a gf who understands the dab meme from 2016 in current yearso far when I dab on a girl they just look at me puzzled, sometimes they laughthey never dab back
>>34397488Ofc, now put on the slut bracelet.
Women's dating struggles:1. He's the perfect bf, loves me so much, earns good money, capable human being, BUT my pussy is dry.2. I'm so in love with my bf, BUT he hasn't held a job in 5 years and he's a total fuckup who cheated on me 3 times.3. My girlfriend rediscovered that she's into men, AGAIN.4. My situationship stopped bootycalling once he got a gf.5. I'm still in love with my ex who dumped me after our 2 week long "relationship", but he's now married with kids.6. Happy relationship, but my husband now wants real kids instead of just furrykids.7. Every time guys start falling in love with me, I just shut down and feel suffocated.
>>34397491Whoa I'm like immediately pissed off. Good job with your shitposting, you're very efficient with it.
>>34397493Each time you post bait like this it just makes me feel grateful for what I have, lol.
>>34397496>baitI'm literally just copying some posts from a forum lol
>>34397496You have a husband and 3 children?
I used to have a cool creative hobby that was all consuming, but I can't bring myself to do it for the last month or more. Can anybody relate?
>>34397495Yes, be pissed off at the random stranger, not at the man who knows you intimately and thought it matches you perfectly.
>>34397481I bet sex in the pyramid is very spiritually satisfying.
>>34397500Hobbies are a waste of time.
>>34397500get into gamedevving lmao
>>34397498>if I repost bait it's now not bait anymoreOk>>343974992 but yes.
>>34397496Sorry I forgot to add:8. Woman imagines she has it all in her fantasy day dreaming world, while living alone with her 3 cats in squalid government housing.
>>34397500A month is nothing. Don't worry about it.
>>34397501It was a joke gift.
>>34397502Only one way to find out.
>>34397469K e k, my ex cheated with women and men alike.
>>34397509Asking people with experience?
>>34397508For a joke relationship.
>>34397505Your kids will turn out to be future incels if their mother is posting ITT.
>>34397507To be honest it's longer. I feel like part of my identity is gone and now I'm a void.>>34397503Mine has both paid me and gotten me sex
hate it when women are all like "hiii" and shit, leave me alone
>>34397511Getting copper parts from the hardware store.
JH is still here? Has the name just been passed down?
>>34397512You're very unkind.>>34397517Passing down a name like that would be funny, but no. Just me.
>>34397513I'm so scared.
>>34397517She's the female version of an incel, just a slut freak that nobody wants to marry.
>>34397519It's OK, by 2040, the future will be so dystopian that around 85% of men will be incels and all of humanity will be slaves to AGI anyway.
>>34397508What kind of man makes jokes by hurting the people he supposedly loves?
>>34397518HelloI accidentally got some on my bedsheets and immediately thought of you.My brain is ruined by this place.>>34397521As differentiated to you and your thriving relationship?
>>34397522Not much to be done about that, guess they'll simply have to deal with the future when it comes.
I'm mad at past me because he ate the entire sandwich instead of saving half of it for later
>>34397527Past you said you're a faggot bitch before he did it.
>>34397523A man who still doesn't know what sorts of jokes I enjoy. He keeps learning, though. I don't expect him to be able to read my mind yet.>>34397524Hi. How do you "accidentally" do something so gross? If I were to "accidentally" dump a tube of staph here at work, it'd be less of a biohazard than your dudegoo and I'd STILL need to write up an incident report.
>>34397528he would say something like that, that prick!
>>34397529>still doesn't know>learning>reading my mind>yetHow long have you been dating? Almost a year now, right?
>>34397408How do I have sex with a woman this weekend imas a 27-yo guyfailure that’s only had tinder hookups twice
>>34397529>how I was thinking about something really good from my past and a lot came out. The sock was too small.
What's better, working 40 hours or blowing my head off my shoulders with a rifle?
I'm going to the forest, do not look for me
>>34397421I want to worship a weak woman's body.Help her into her shoes, hold her hand while we walk down the streets, princess carry her into the bedroom, put a band-aid on her pretty skin if she hurts herself and then kiss it.
>>34397536If I knew that I wouldn't be here whining that my hookups never progressed.
>>34397529You think it's just shitposting, and it is shitposting, but it's also not shitposting.Have you ever seen abused women who always defend their abusers? You might say "That'll never be me", but if you went back in time and asked those same women they would also say "That'll never be me". Somehow it happens. Somehow people keep finding themselves in a position where bad things happen to them and they say "He didn't mean it, it was just a joke".You feel fine saying this right now for yourself, but imagine in a few years when your child runs to you and says "Mommy, Dad called me a retard" and then you have to tell your child "He didn't mean it, it was just a joke" even though you promised yourself that this would never happen.That could be your future if you don't stand up for yourself RIGHT NOW. Not make excuses for him in your head because you don't want to discuss it out loud, but get it all out in the open and make it clear that certain behaviors aren't acceptable. Stand up for your future children if you won't stand up for yourself.
Why do men complain about how bad their lives are but then want kids?Won't your kid's life be bad too?
>>34397545Good point. I only want kids because everyone my age has them and I feel like a failure
>>34397535Yeh.>>34397537>sock Jesus fucking Christ. I genuinely always felt this was a meme. Disposable paper towels and face tissues exist.
>>34397546Couldn't you just do better at your job or something? Having kids sounds like the failing imo.
>>34397545I don't want kids because I don't feel I have enough energy even for myself. That could change, but I don't know.
>>34397536I'm a 27 year old boyfailure who has never had sex or kissed anyone
>>34397549This. Except the 'could change' part.
>>34397547I am depressed and often away from my bed for weeks at a time. I just jerk it into whatever is available. No more big booty bitches to fuck :[
im a decent artist and im trying to practice anime and cell shading. i decided to make some coom fan art of totk zelda (fuck you, shes hot). so my question is, state gender and should i draw her fucking sonia or a gerudo?
>>34397538Work is nice when you enjoy what you do.>>34397543Appealing to my parenting instincts was very persuasive, but I feel like I have a better grasp on what hypotheticals are reasonable to consider, and that's not one of them.As I said yesterday (?), we discussed it in detail, he apologized and said he understood. I'm not going to keep holding my perceived slight against him.
>>34397548>workLost my job weeks ago. Am back on the gibs. This time with nobody to party with and meet hoors.Work isn't a place to get satisfaction.
>>34397553That sucks. You should still jerk off into something disposable, though. For the socks' sakes, if not my mental health's.
>>34397554you should draw her killing you
>>34397555Nta but he actually sounds reasonably mature.I wish i was a girl or normie so I could get a stable partner.
>>34397559I don't even get horny anymore.Anyone need anything from the liqour store? I'm going.
>>34397561He's mature in lots of ways and immature in others, but I know I can rely on him to learn from any issues that come up.
>>34397562>I don't even get horny anymoreSounds like a nightmare. You need to read more smut.
>>34397545if I have a daughter she'll live life on easy mode so itll be okay
>>34397564You sound happy. I am glad for you.>>34397565Yes, it is a living nightmare. Apparently the prospect of dying alone really destroys me. I wish I was a normie.
>>34397549So you are not who OP was talking about.
>>34397569Thanks. And I don't think catastrophizing your future is going to help you in the present. The fear of not reaching your goals for companionship or starting a family should be motivating, not crippling. You are an active participant in your life, and set backs aren't the end to the effort you can put in. At least, that's what I've always told myself.
>>34397545Because men's worth revolves around their wife/kids so if they had a wife and kids their life by definition would not be bad.
>>34397573Many, many women have dated, situationshipped or fucked me in the last few years before simply bailing out. Except none for almost a year. I am a failure at this. I also have no friends
>>34397559>>34397565>>34397573You are awful at giving advice. What are you even trying to do here with that anon?
Anons what is special about April 2nd? Someone brought it up a few days ago
>>34397545youre a fucking retard. wanting to have kids a biological imperative. everyone 'wants' to have kids. whether they feel like or are, by some arbitrary standard, ready to have kids is a different story.
Among raises a good point. My parents didn't want kids. They stayed together for the kids. It set me up for failure.
>>34397408Do women prefer pure chaste virgin men or guys with a roster? I (21M) have always been decently atractive (I don't really think so, but have always gotten attention from women) and am now trying to get a really hot (19F) old high school classmate, who will be going to the same uni as me. I am already focusing on improving myself be it physically or in terms of hobbies etc. but one thing I'm not sure about is whether to stay a virgin and be "loverboy" or develop a roster and be "fuckboy" when I aproach her. What should I do?
>good enough personality, get along really well with girls>they all tell me how sweet and considerate I am>sex is good>none want a long term relationship with meWhat gives?They just want to bootycall but the moment I think it could last they bail.I have a few theories:1. maybe it's because my career is not settled yet, I'm still on temp contracts, but then again so are they2. maybe it's because I'm foreign and they don't think I could integrate with the rest of their family (they are right, I couldn't)3. maybe it's just because I'm shorter than average and they have image issues about that aesthetic, especially if we are same height or she's slightly taller4. maybe I always end up hooking up with avoidants who are running away from lifeanyone ever dealt with such problems?
>>34397542I never even came
>>34397581>but have always gotten attention from womenSo you don't need advice.
>>34397584I have never chased them, so I have no idea what to do. Girls always came to me. So that's why I need help to get a really high level one.
>>34397582>I have a few theories>...Probably all of the above
>>34397575>I also have no friendsThat seems like a more important issue to address. Do you have coworkers that you can get to know? Hobbies that can be social?
>>34397582If all you want is some casual uncomplicated sex, of course you're going to bail when the guy is starting to complicate the situation. Makes perfect sense.Can't even bother to read the rest of your post.
>>34397586Just do what you want. You don't need "help" if they already come to you, retard.
>>34397576What advice would you give him, then? I'm sharing what has worked for me.
>>34397590Got fired again recently
>>34397591But then, the question is, why do I always attract that kind of girl?
if you meet a girl after 1 and half month without seeing each other because she works 2 jobs you're expecting sex right
>>34397592Is it really just that easy? I keep hearing stuff about game and stuff. Is there really no need for it when you're "atractive"? There has to be something right?
>>34397597yes
>>34397594Well then THAT seems like the most important issue to address. And it's outside my area of expertise, since I doubt you're interested in tutoring.
>>34397596¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're attractive enough? And it's the kind of girl you know how to deal with, from experience.
>>34397578full moon
>>34397602I've been a tutor since last we spoke.I... do not hold jobs
>>34397578Ovulating.
>>34397578"Someone" has been spamming every day for a couple of weeks. It's just a trolling campaign, trying to force a meme.
>>34397607Why do you think that is? Is there something that typically happens? Or a timeframe where things happen?
>>34397613I used to get fired for telling someone to fuck off.I think recently my energy is too intense, same for girls.
>>34397408Women Would you help your partner dodge the draft? Would you try and dissuade them if thye wanted to enthusiastically enlist? Or would you give them a feather instead?
I'd like an answer to my question >>34397581 please. Which is it better to be?
Women would you date an ex-tranny of 8 years? Whose had top surgery and facial feminization surgery?
>>34397617In my country only poor people got to war.
>>34397617I wouldn't help an American dodge the draft because they kinda deserve it desu
>>34397621>ex-trannySomehow this is even worse than being a full blown tranny.
>>34397628Are you a woman? No? Then fuck off
>>34397630Just keep taking it in the ass you bumboy. It's the best you can do in life. Literally no women is desperate enough to consider you an option.
Women, you are going to sign up to fight for our country in Iran, right?
>>34397634Why is your country fighting in Iran?
somehow lost my fucking viagra tabletsmedicine cabinet has all my meds except that onenobody else lives in my househow is it possible
>>34397639You ate them all.
>>34397634Not going to happen. US are not dumb enough to humiliate themselves because they know fully well that they aren't prepared for drone-era battlefields. It would be really bad optics for Trump.
>>34397634Lmao, the zogbots are getting desperate
>>34397639are you 67?
>>34397641Trump is real bad optics for himself everyday. I don't think he cares.And the rest of America was dump enough to vote him in to power, onions they're just going to triple down on the idiocy.
Wtf is a "zogbot"?
How do I stop this stupid moid I have an unfortunate crush on from getting under my skin
>>34397645Nta Viagra is great. It helps me forget I got touched wrong as a kid so I can fugg gingers
>>34397646Trump's whole thing used to be optics. But maybe he lost his touch. The issue might be that he surrounds himself with yes men who aren't going to tell him the truth of it.So maybe you're right.
>>34397649holy cringe
>>34397650If buy "optics" you mean being a retarded clown. That's the only thing he's been able to be consistent about, since before he was elected the first time.
>>34397645im in my 30sidk why but my dick doesnt want to work sometimes in the heat of the moment
>>34397536Tell me the 4th character of your Discord username, the 3rd character of her username, and the last food you ate with her, and I'll tell you whether you'll be successful.
>>34397652Yes being a clown is good optics if your electorate is composed entirely of Americans.
>>34397653maybe you shouldn't be fucking in that case
>>34397655Apparently.
>>34397656why notits a mental thing
Why do I only attract girls who hate their dad?
>>34397651Don't care, every girl I fucked liked it a lot.
>>34397656Women love gatekeeping everything related to sex.
>>34397660Because men are shit fathers.
Why cannot girls properly shave their pussies?Every girl I fucked since December has had those ugly black hairs all around their hole. It's so disgusting.
>>34397661all the prostitutes you paid?
>>34397664you get what you pay for
>>34397665K e kWhatever makes you feel better
>>34397616How is your energy coming out to others?
>>34397667so you mean I should upgrade from coffee and walk type dates to restaurant dinner type dates?do they have better pussies?
>>34397664That's what real women look like chud
>>34397664Sorry I'm not a fucking contortionist and might miss a few hairs.
>>34397672bullshit, when I was hooking up with 16 year olds they somehow managed to have clean shaven pussies>>34397673it looks ok on blond/ginger girls but if you have dark body hair it kills my boner
>>34397674What about on dark skinned girls?
>>34397674You're not very bright, are you.
>>34397676not my type>>34397677bright enough to get pussy
>>34397678Himbo
>>34397669Way too much, I guess.>>34397664Who the fuck cares? Pussy is Pussy
>>34397678So you have no experience with nonwhite girls?>>34397680But like how is it manifesting at work? Like I have a lot of energy, but it only comes out as me being too loud sometimes. Otherwise I bottle it up when people are around and do awful things alone in my office to vent.
>and might miss a few hairsThen women tweak out when a guy's ballsack has some longer pubes on the lower parts, as if a wrinkly bag with sensitive globes inside that constantly move up and down is easier to shave than a mostly flat surface with a clearly defined crevace and no hair growing on the flaps themselves
>>34397685I have NEVER complained about a bf's pubes, assuming he at least scissor trimmed before I blew him. And even when I did complain about the lack of trimming, I just put up with the unwanted floss. So fuck you. Also you have no idea how hard it can be to shave a pussy.
I'm so glad I don't have sex, lol. Imagine ending up in bed with a guy like that.
>>34397681I guess I talk too much or something. And text a lot to women who show interest/fuck me.
Anyone here tried therapy?
>>34397692That doesn't seem too bad to me. But taking/texting a little less is an easy fix if you feel like you do those too much.
Women, would you like your moid to shave you?
>>34397694Yes, to address different issues at different points in my life, including currently. Did you have specific questions?
>>34397664Very "pathetic virgin from a third world machismo culture overcompensates on the internet again" type energy
>>34397694When I was a troubled teen. Put me off the whole thing.
>>34397694I am in therapy >>34397697Well it's too late because they all left
>>34397460That honestly brings me no comfort. Why does everything have to be about looking down your nose at someone? Is your life really that bad?
>>34397686I didn't realize that every woman out there is kind, understanding, likes men, and tries to focus on their positive features.
>>34397699>having him use a sharp object near my pussy, on top of the awkwardness of having him stare at and evaluate it in a nonsexual context without horniness to offset any possible judgementNo thanks.
>>34397710It's almost like everyone is fucking different and your OP was a gross, unfair generalization. Suck my ass.
>>34397694I tried CBT for years with no results. EMDR therapy fixed it in less than a year.
>>34397686>Also you have no idea how hard it can be to shave a pussy.Can't you just do some trick with your fingers to smooth out the skin, then glide over it with a fresh razor
>>34397711nta. women have way too much anxiety, jeez
>>34397711Who says it has to be nonsexual?
>>34397714The cock and ball torture loosened it up.
>>34397715I have a ton of experience touching myself in front of a mirror, and I STILL have trouble shaving. So no, it's not that simple or easy. I get that balls are uniquely textured so it's hard to shave them, but they are literally just a sack dangling from the body, not multiple folds.
>>34397716I won't speak for everyone. I personally just hate the anticipation of sharp pains.>>34397717Then that'd be sexually torturous and I wouldn't want to put up with it for that reason instead.
>>34397721I don't have a cock or balls and the therapists didn't either. Maybe that's why it wasn't helpful.
Why are some women so incredibly good as sucking dick and love doing it, while others have an extreme aversion to it?
>>34397722>not multiple foldsNta, and I don't want to get into whatever argument you guys are otherwise having, but the scrotum can be pretty wrinkly.
>>34397699No, just like I wouldn't want him to brush or floss my teeth or do my nails or wash my face. It's actually pretty gross when I think about it
>>34397727Everyone has their preferences that are informed by what they've heard, fantasized about, and experienced. Some people also just have general issues or interests with aspects of sex, senses, etc.
>>34397694I've been in therapy for like a decade
>>34397725Well no wonder it didn't help ;D
>>34397714Fixed what?
>>34397730Yes, that's what I was saying when I said I understand it's hard to shave, but I wouldn't call the wrinkles "folds". It's just the texture of the ballsack when the skin is tight, as far as I understand.
>>34397727>Why are people varying individuals?
>>34397699japanese porn quite often has the man shaving the woman before sex
>>34397707You can meet new people and continue to learn from what you felt did and didn't work in previous professional relationships. Learning from shit that goes bad is what makes it not a waste of time.
>>34397739>>34397733I think what I meant was why are some women turned on by it so extremely?
>>34397742There's no more women. I'm in my 30s with a disgusting body count
I had a weird experience at Meijer the other day. Can a man explain it to me from a man's pov>get to checkout with light on >Girl cashier is having convo with a male employee standing midway down the belt>Unload my items from the end of the belt >Male employee turns to me after a minute and snarkily calls me girl then starts picking up my items pronouncing them in a funny voice and asking what they are >Get an extremely weird vibe so just leave my cart and walk out without a word Why was he doing that? My theory is that he was angry I was interrupting him flirting with the cashier or wanted to take something out on me. He was also standing towards the end of the belt and I could barely put my groceries on there. He wasn't acting like a bagger.
>>34397724>>34397732Thanks for answering.>It's actually pretty gross when I think about itReally? Not sure I can see that.
>>34397722You can smooth out balls though to make it easier to shave, it still isn't easy but it's possible
>>34397744Well that's also impossible to generalize. Personally, I've always had an oral fixation, I enjoy sex and like the smell of dick, and I just generally enjoy making the person I love feel good, so blowing a bf ticks all my boxes.
>>34397738But folds is what wrinkles are. And the skin isn't tight.
>>34397737Depression and anxiety. The cause was trauma, so EMDR was necessary to help me process and cope. CBT was ineffective because my thinking patterns were fine.
>>34397751NtaGreat, now I'm depressed again
>>34397750I think I'm very biased with the context of my knowledge of balls. I actually had to look at and rarely touch a good number of guys' balls in clinic, but the treatment room was kept very cold. So the guys' balls were always either extremely old and saggy or very tight up against their body.
JH come back I miss you
>>34397751That's nice to hear.To be clear, I didn't mean it in a "wow you aren't allowed to like it" way.
>>34397755What was the trauma?
>>34397756How does me enjoying blowing dick make you depressed?>>34397758Literally been here all morning.
>>34397748Weird story. I have no other explanation than that you encountered an asshole. Doesn't seem good practice to treat your customers like that.
>>34397727>Why are some women so incredibly good as sucking dick and love doing itHer first bf was good>extreme aversionHer first bf was bad or she sees it as degrading and in a way she doesn't find hot
Should I watch “The Twilight Zone”? Never seen an episode
>>34397762I miss hooking up with girls who enjoy blowing dick. Made me feel less disgusting and unwanted and dirty and gross and weird
>>34397741Doesn't seem like femanon is into it though.
>>34397766Watch a couple of episodes and decide for yourself.
>>34397770I'll do that.
The nicest thing ever said about my dick was from a femanon once.
Anons should I get a game like this to play with the my fren?
>>34397772What’d she say
Watching “The Twilight Zone” season1 episode1 titled “Where is everybody?”
>>34397773Who cares? You'll get to your 30s and realise your friends are either gone or too busy with their kids
>>34397774It's a secret
>>34397749The idea of presenting myself to him ungroomed and having him fix it for me just feels off to me, I just wouldn't enjoy the feeling of that dynamic at all
>>34397776Time already to ruin my day? Thanks anon!
>>34397759I wasn't offended by the question, don't worry. I just hate painting my preferences as the norm when people are looking for general answers.
>>34397781No problem. It gets worse from here
>>34397786Yay. Looking forward to it.
>>34397714>EMDR therapy fixed it in less than a year.My first therapist tried this and I crashed out on him.>>34397694>Anyone here tried therapy?Yes, every other week.>>34397664That's why I wax. That stubble itches.>>34397727>while others have an extreme aversion to it?They just aren't about that life. Also, quite literally a skill issue.>>34397766>Should I watch “The Twilight Zone”?It was Black Mirror for the silent generation and boomers.
>>34397781>>34397787It was already over before your 30s. You just become more aware of how behind you really are when your peers have families and start buying houses.
>>34397744NTA but because there's nothing more intimate than taking him my mouth. It's also a pretty intense sensory experience, tasting him and being so up close to his smell, and feeling the sensation of him not only with my hands but with my face and lips and inside of my mouth. And of course swallowing his cum, literally ingesting what his body produces, drinking what comes out his cock. There's nothing more intimate than that
My barber and the taxi driver keeps telling me that I'm actually handsome and they can't believe I can't get a gf and they're probably just saying it to be nice but I'm about to gaslight myself into believing that I might not actually be as ugly as I thought I was. Not looking for validation(still welcome though) but do you guys and gals have the same experience(the belief that you might not actually be that ugly)
>>34397795I know that people have different tastes, and that I might be disgusting to one person and divine to another
>>34397762I miss the old JHThe glory hole JHSuck out your soul JHThe young and bold JHI hate the new JHThe poly group JHLibtarded, blue JHNow eating coom JH
>>34397778Why?
>>34397792
>>34397790I dunno ehat “Black Mirror” is I'll try that as well
>>34397792Do you think it's also a trust thing?I give you my most sensitive part and I trust you that you don't do anything hurtful to it.
>>34397417It's a mix a both desu
>>34397632You're still not gonna age well even with the best surgery
>>34397803nta but yes absolutely. Gives me warm fuzzy feelings being trusted. Like receiving a mental hug. And then you make them feel good and it's like giving them a mental hug back
>>34397795Only thing that matters are your own personal experiences. Ask yourself this simple question: would someone attractive actually struggle finding a partner?
>>34397660Because it is their own fault for not respecting their dad. Next time she tries to do something spank her ironically with a folded up magazine, dont slap or hit her with your hands, itll be seen as abusive.
>>34397797She will be back to her old ways when the couple gets bored of her and they throw her in the trash again. Her "bf" gave her a slut bracelet apparently kek
How much money should I be willingly to blow on therapy?
>>34397763Thanks for responding. I just doubt myself a lot. I have a pretty strong fight or flight instinct and felt bad for leaving my cart like that.
>>34397813I pay $20/session, which is just my co-pay. I don't care how good therapy is, I would never pay out of pocket for it. That shit is like $300/session.
>>34397791Yep>>34397787I'm not here to motivate you. Do that on your own.>>34397813I hate how much it costs. I like that I no longer fear sex. I wish I'd started early enough to make me normal.>>34397809Maidenless behaviour
>>34397803Honestly no, not really. First sign of trouble and a man could easily knock a girl out or physically incapacitate her some other way. Sex does involve some degree of vulnerability on both sides, but the vulnerability for men isn't physical. At least not unless they're tied up or having sex with another man rather than a woman
>>34397815I had it for $15 but I’m losing my insurance, which had no monthly cost. But now I’m going thinking of just getting an expensive one to bring down the 250 a session cost
>>34397819Do you get insurance through your employer?
>>34397820Are you not leaving?
>>34397820Can’t get it until enrollment period starts. I wanted to, but now I have to wait 6 months.
>>34397821Are you not filtering?
>>34397417It widely varies by skin color and by education level. We do have black people with worse enunciation than abbos.
>>34397813How long is a piece of string? Obviously it depends on your financial situation and where you're at and what your goals are
>>34397779I assume the idea of the reverse dynamic feels equally offputting.
>>34397825I can make it work
>>34397818>implying I didn't get physically sick from fear when women went near my dick until my 20s
Should I go for the 47 year old MILF with two children?She's hot as balls. Ginger hair, blue eyes, aged really well. Skin still tight as a 20 year old's. She's curvy in all the right ways without being fat, too.She's legit hotter than all the 20 somethings in my office building.Only thing holding me back is that I would be putting serious dating on hold.
>>34397809>he says, having spammed that with random timelines for months
>>34397814>felt bad for leaving my cart like thatOnly bad thing about that, given the situation, is that you didn't get the things you needed and presumably have to waste more time going to a different store or have to go back later. Other than that, you did well.
>>34397797I mean, at least your awful shitposting is OC, right?
JH is in a power trio?
>>34397835What's a power trio?
>>34397840Me and exhibanon fucking your mom
>>34397838I'm a manYou massive faggot
How do men suddenly have no free time to date? Like what are you doing with all your free time that you can'[t even commit to a couple of hours on a Saturday night when you probably aren't even working that day?
>>34397841Which one of you is JH?
>>34397843No point in it, women have too many options.
>>34397845Your mom
>>34397827Maybe not quite as much, but yeah. Grooming him that intimately would feel as though I were treating him like a child, almost like it would be disrespectful on my part. Now that I think of it, that's why I wouldn't enjoy being groomed either. It feels disrespectful towards him
>>34397847Thought so.
>>34397835It's called a throuple.
>>34397830Fuck no.
The Tribunal will fall
State GenderWhat's your kink?
Dating men is exhausting. No men actually date with intention or wanting a relationship.
>>34397822Just make sure the psychologist is a good one and doesn't talk about your personal information. Yes psychologist in fact do that, but usually don't say your name. I've over heard a few psychologists talk about their clients. Unironically AI would be better than s human, that leaks out your information and judges you for it.
>>34397828Then I wish you well, anon. Putting in the work with a good therapist can make a real difference
>>34397856Being loved and cherished
>>34397849>disrespectfulHm. I guess I thought of it more from the perspective of shared intimacy and trust, when I first asked the question.
My fellow members of my own Species. Hello.
>>34397856MCarbonara and tiramisu
>>34397857if she was an average man she'd blow her brains out, I think large amounts of women would shoot themselves if they were permanently switched to being average dudes.
>>34397829I never said men aren't emotionally vulnerable, and that does sound like it was awful and I'm sorry you went through that. Hope it's better for you now
>>34397856Buttstuff.
>>34397856M. Creampies.I have never had sex and I don't want kids.
>>34397867cumming in a woman is not a kink you spaz
>>34397857Great bait
>>34397869Shut up moron idiot fool bastard
>>34397857Correct. Men date with the intention of having sex.
>>34397856FBeing asexual except one day of the month.
>>34397856Laying down the Hammer
>>34397857man just stop with this cringe bait already how can you even look in the mirror
>>34397858What do you gain from giving maliciously nonsensical and bad advice?
>>34397869It is when you're an antinatalist permavirgin loser.
>>34397871im 100% right>omg my kink is big tits???
>>34397881I WILL KILL MY ZELF BECAUSE EOF YOUUU TUSCRIGIEVTKLW
>>34397881Bte im not thr anon that said creampie lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLPLOLFEIJRVTOEHCJEBTOEMRH)482?yizg&t;j(u9
>>34397861I hear you, and there are definitely plenty people who also see it like that and would enjoy doing that kind of thing together as a couple. I'm probably a bit weird for having a hang up about it
>>34397883>>34397884melty moment
>>34397881If big tits isn't a kink, where do you draw the line?
>>34397877Why do you deflect anon? Can't you just be intentional for one time in your life?
>>34397883u vill not kvll yourzelf, you are a valuable tax asset.
>>34397886I'm just dumb
>>34397889Will to live? Maxed out now
>>34397885>plenty people who also see it like that and would enjoy doing that kind of thing together as a coupleI suspect they're not so plentiful.>I'm probably a bit weird for having a hang up about itAmong the two who responded, the response was unanimous.
>>34397887kinks are weird things like pegging, a fixation on ''eating ass'' some bdsm, just unconventional sexual interests then fetishes are what I imagine to be specific objects to get off like feet freaks or latex enthusiasts. Things like cumming in a fertile woman, a womans big tits, ass, tummy, thighs etc are not a kink, you are simply a red blooded man and this is all within the realms of vanilla.
>>34397843>like like like>insufferable hand gestureswork environment is the only environment i could be around this person
>>34397884
>>34397896Who are you to say that big tits can't be kinky? Maybe they're kinky for me. Depends on what I consider vanilla.You also didn't really answer my question.
>>34397843Is this what they call "bird hands"?
PSA: Women have coordinated online black lists of men they won't date.
>>34397908Can I see it?
>>34397857MThis is why I've never given dating apps a chance. They've always seemed like they would be exhausting, and I'm just not interested in that.I always thought I'd meet someone organically, but that hasn't happened either, probably because everyone else is on apps.
I want aqua
I’ll redownload hinge when I’m out of this rut
>>34397908Didn't one of those get hacked and leaked last year? Or was that something else?
>>34397910>organicallyYeah, sadly foids ended all of that, nobody wants to be the creepy strange man that asks out females he finds attractive. It's social media, university or dating apps now.
Hey you fucking asshole moids! Explain yourselves here! Why do you lie to women and do this? You cry and whine about being an incel and forever alone and then you go out and pull this shit? Fuck you!
>>34397902anything unconventional but big tits are not unconventional (to alimit), if you were a small tits enthusiast that would make it a kink because even media pushes bigger = better and most dudes simply like big tits, its like women saying big dicks are a kink, big can be a kink if it borders into the medical disorder where they turn into massive grotesque sacks, if thats what you mean but most assume big tits means healthy big natural tits.
>>34397890understandable
>>34397919Why save these?
>>34397843>How do men suddenly have no free time to date?Men don't want to date. They want a relationship and don't want to waste every Friday/Saturday night buying dinner for the slim pickings they got matched with and realistically will never have a relationship with. You're essentially asking why they don't want to waste their time looking for a needle in a haystack. >>34397856>What's your kink?I have a few, like exhibitionism and puppy play.>>34397857>Dating men is exhausting. No men actually date with intention or wanting a relationship.It's the opposite, actually. Women are all too willing to balance several guys until they find the one they want more than the others. Men don't have that luxury, so they take what they can get with little enthusiasm and a lack of vested interest.This woman is probably exasperated for having the same conversations over and over when it's likely those men's first or second time having it.
>>34397925You're so odd.
>>34397914Yes, Tea app>>34397909If you make a convincing free profile >>34397912I was going to but it seems pointless
>>34397818>Sex does involve some degree of vulnerability on both sides, but the vulnerability for men isn't physical.That's a big jump from "I just hate painting my preferences as the norm", to assuming men can't feel physically vulnerable during sex. Especially since I just gave you a very real example.>>34397806Now you make me want to headpat you.
>>34397919>then you go outlol
I'mthirstyyyyyyy but so lazy I also want some CHchooatetelyle
I am so lonely I want to die but also a pussy.
>>34397856MToo many to name.The whole combination would also identify me.
>>34397924he's an incel that cums in his pants whenever he sees a woman being unhappy because revenge fantasies is the only sense of satisfaction he still has
>>343978432 busy posting on 4chan
>>34397921>anything unconventionalYes, but there has to be a grey zone, and now you've sparked my curiosity into exploring that.>its like women saying big dicks are a kinkBig dicks is a kink. And in particularly it's a male kink. On thing atoga has taught me is that men tend to be much more obsessed with dick size than women.
I think the inherent rejection in dating as a man made me an incel despite getting laid.
>>34397856MI'm a footfag
I've yet to be tejected. I've yet to get the chance
>>34397946You have a chance any time you like
>>34397947I'm too afraid to take that chance.
>>34397942they like big dicks and tall men, this has been fact checked by big fact checker corp
Question for femcel:Would you rather have a big tender hug from a moid, or would you rather have nothing?
>>34397952nothing
>>34397928I choose to interpret this as sincere and not patronizing. A sign that headpats and cute cuddly bf will appear this year!
>>34397952Nothing I feel worse having had it and lost it than when I had never known it at all
>>34397950NtaTall. Well endowed. They can find that anywhere. They don't care.
>>34397950>they like big dicksI have not seen convincing evidence for this, beyond a minority of women who are size queens. Like I said, men seem to be interested in big dicks much more than women are in general.I'm more convinced by the part about women liking tall men.
>>34397952i would rather give the hug than take it if that makes sense
Someone recommend some good war documentary stuff to watch so I don't kill myself later.
>>34397957>>34397959I suspected this.
>>34397965No femcel this does not make sense. Nothing you say makes sense.
>>34397961they dont care because they've had several before you
>>34397958>patronizingI'm not sure how you mean that, but it sounded to me like you'd make a guy very happy with your attitude.
>>34397965>if that makes senseNot really, but I'm sure I'd love to get a hug from you.
>>34397966I'm watching “The Twilight Zone” obscure little show. Give it a watch
>>34397969Yeah, women have sex. You can find virgin adult women in the extremely religious and extremely stunted communities.
>>34397925>I have a few, like exhibitionism and puppy play.Do you want to lead a woman naked on a leash or do you want a woman to lead you naked on a leash?
>>34397856FAre hickeys a kink?I have some more wild ones but those stay in my head I'm only mentioning the ones I would engage in with other people.
>>34397952Don't hug me I'm scared
>>34397983Aww... you need a hug.
>>34397981conventional, not a kink, so conventional teenagers do it
>>34397983Green =/= a creative colour
>>34397981Please tell us the tamest thing that's too wild to engage in. And why.
>>34397856Mfeetscratchingescapism
>>34397856Manal + pussy denial
>>34397926>You're so odd.Thank you, I think.>>34397979>do you want a woman to lead you naked on a leash?Yes>>34397991Who is the cosplayer? I know they're contacts, but she has pretty eyes.
>>34397974and they prefer tall dude big dick but couldn't lock one down so settle, but subconsciously prefers the latter and then makes up copes so you dont spaz over it.
>>34397856f leather (ideally both but for me it's more about the guy wearing leather or pvc stuff which most men apparently don't wanna do)
>>34398001Hey
>>34398001What kind of outfit would you want him to wear?
>>34397997She is wearing the mask for a reason
>>34397981give us something freakier
>>34398004RARE. do you wear balaclavas too
>>34397856What's YOUR kink? And gender
>>34398001
>>34398012Mclothed male naked female
>>34398013this is what you think if you aren't into it lmaoo
>>34398014based. i forgot i have this one too
>>34398010No I was just shit posting...
>>34398007>mfw Miileena is giving me straight teeth
>>34398015nta but I genuinely have a hard time knowing what leather / pvc would look good on a dude
>>34398020>the based king/queen
>>34398025I bet it was American Horror story that did it for her
>>34397999You're very annoying, recognisable and a little sad
>>34397992>pussy denialI think my bf has an interest in this fetish and it is actually undefendably selfish and bad.
This is actual torture
>>34398029>they didn't check fact checker corpanon...
>>34398029I haven't posted in ATOGA for months, I even have a gf yet I recognise this distasteful factoid. It is what it is but that doesnt mean it isn't real.
>>34398025in certain subcultures some dudes wear leather pants, i like seeing that ngl.sexually speaking i like any kind of mask (covers everything except holes for the eyes, mouth), i guess material wouldn't matter too much but ideally leather or pvc obviously.i'm also mega submissive so no i'm not into the idea of a guy wearing like a choker or a gag. only a mask lmao.
>>34398031What is torture
>>34398001I used to wear a leather coat when I was young.... That's not what you're talking about, is it.
>>34398030It's only selfish if one partner doesn't consent.
>>34398035They don't need to make up a cope, they just ghost.It's why I intend to kill myself eventually, but don't tell incelanon.
>>34398037Fuck you
>>34398036Does it need to a full outfit made of the material or just a part of it?
>>34398037>What is torture1: the infliction of intense pain (as from burning, crushing, or wounding) to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure2a: something that causes agony or painb: anguish of body or mind3: distortion or overrefinement of a meaning or an argument
>>34398043No it was a genuine question. Are you sexually frustrated or something? That's the only thing I can guess
>>34397997
>>34398045Thank you, Korrasami.
Is there still a /soc/ atoga? I wish to exhibit my penis.Only JH is allowed to look. The rest of you scram.
>>34398049coomers are by far the most cringe people in existence
I dislike you. All of you.
>>34398037The whole bottle.
>>34398044can be just a single piece, i'm not talking about a full dedicated outfit. although i admit if you look like just a normoid normie who randomly threw a cheap fake leather jacket on i'm probably not even gonna notice lol.
>>34398042they do when they get worn down enough to settle and get sick of endless dating. I've overheard women describe their bf's penis as ''disappointment penis'', even the term bf dick is mainstream. Being of average doesnt mean its over, it just means you have to deal with this awful truth.
>>34398056:^(
>>34398040I'm obviously not going to say no to something like that. But a guy getting a kick out of making their partner ask for piv and explicitly asking for her not to touch herself is a mental fetish that offers zero physical pleasure to anybody. It's purely a brain thing and it's fucked.
>>34398056You should go somewhere with people you like. I wish I knew where that was.
>>34398053That's not how the internet works. Share it with the entire world and accept it, like everyone else has to live with.
>>34398060If my gf was into this I'd give it a shot, simply because it can intersect with kinks I have.
I honestly don't like feeling all these big feelings for other people. It's a waste of energy desu
>>34398070then don't, nobody's forcing you
>>34398062I'm one of the endless dating guys. It's my unstable personality, not my dick.>>34398067No
>>34398065Are you aware that people, especially women, don't all share the same sexual desires as you? Plenty of women don't even get anything from PIV itself. Whats with the judgement? >But a guy getting a kick out of making their partner ask for piv Not how it goes
>>34398055This word has lost all meaning.
I feel like I should do everything in my power to manifest Her
>>34398053No, it got shut down.
>>34398031>>34398056>>34398055watching prudeposters crash out when everyone discusses sex instead of slapfighting is hilarious
>>34398076What's the fetish then? Maybe he doesn't have it.
>>34398079Yeah you should.
>>34398069i used to always see leather kink as weird before i started being into it. but probably not worth it to try if neither of you guys are already into it at all t bh
>>34398072Revolutionary idea
>>34397919There is no bigger red flag than a man expecting a woman not to talk to other men.
>>34398031I can make it worse
>>34398077no it hasn't, you're just so cringe that you heard it so many times you got numb to it, others still feel disgusted by youthats how you slowly get worse, by stopping to feel shame for what you once rightfully felt ashamed for have fun getting more disgusting every year
>>34398087it must be for you since you didn't just do that instead of blogposting
>>34397856mlatex
>>34397856>What's your kink?M. Erotic hypnosis. (I'm the dom).
>>34398081Wow you must be a mind reader. Because that is what I meant when I typed that. Why don't you interpret more of my posts for me.
>>34398047No
GenderAre we dooming, or are we cooming?
>>34398082>her asking me to ignore her pussy and use her ass instead>her putting sports tape over her pussy during analis more what I'm into. Whether she likes being denied, likes denying me, or just prefers it, it's hot.
I have a bag with panties Women let me have after sex
Do women get some sick, sadistic pleasure out of constantly throwing men nothing but scraps and watching them gratefully accept?
>>34398105Yes
>>34398105I always thought it boosts their confidence
>>34398105? It's more like men having a fetish for worshipping mean girls and then whining about itMale = meme gender
>>34398094To be honest I was hoping it would trigger a conversation, I just couldn't phrase it as a question
>>34398104Post the panty bag.
I feel like I get invested in the idea of being romantically involved with a woman too fast and need to slow down to avoid getting myself hurt.How do I do this?
>>34398111how to not feel those big feelings?
>>34398105Yeah I also enjoy poking wasp nests and tickling sleeping bears.
>>34398103Oh, I get it. I thought it was like you getting off on denying your gf piv, or any touching during anal. My bad.
>>34398115It sounds so silly doesn't it
>>34398118I mean my wording was a bit vague so understandable,what does your bf do that makes you think he's into that?
Women, are women just not worth it?
why don't the femcels just reply to one of their 500 dating app matches? at least 400 of those guys want to be their boyfriend
>>34398119no, not really but it depends on the feelings and context
>>34398110I didn't think she was a mean girl, but it's like as soon as I made it clear I liked her and was interested she pulled back and stopped texting like she used to. Then I moved on and she started texting again, but now that I'm trying to be friendly she's pulling back again. I'm sure she's using me for attention but it's just real upsetting, I was hoping she was different.
I did the backpacking thing for a few nights.It was lonely but safe.Thankyou to whoever told me what stuff to get
>>34398123500 of them are not tall with big dicks>checked by fact checker corp
>>34398122nothing is worth it
>>34398123Men say I should be able to tell by "vibes" which ones of them are manipulators and criminals but I can't so I don't engage
Why don't men just go after their looksmatch
>>34398121He specifically likes positions during anal where he's holding my hands in some way, and he has asked me not to touch myself during it before. He also says he likes hearing me ask for stuff, but that's a general kink he has.
>>34398133What is that?
>>34398102F. Cooking right now, cooming later.
>>34398133You still need personality to do that
>>34398133Because I like girls who are on the bigger side and i am crackhead-thin
>>34398133We do, but hoeflation is so bad women find it offensive.
>>34398136It's incel speak for an equally ugly girl
>>34398133>Why don't men just go after their looksmatchBecause their looksmatches are aiming higher than them.
You are not truly attractive as a man if you have never been accused of queerbaiting
>>34398140Nah they just know that you will forever resent them for not being Stacy
>>34398143So having been accused of queer baiting, I'm an attractive man?
>>34398140Bitchy xers like you seem to find it more offensive to date a looksmatch though. Just go for a single mom, it's better than what you deserve kek
>>34398133I honestly couldn't tell you what my looksmatch is and when you add race to the equation it makes it even harder
Men are legitimately the whiniest and most useless gender, can't even build a house baka.
Women, how am I supposed to play this guy in Slay the Spire 2? He's the only character I struggle with.
>>34398147>single momI swear every cute woman I meet around here is a single mom. It's insane
>>34398141Why not an equally pretty girl?
I'm way too good to settle for a single mom.
>>34398150Excuse me, I just built a house in Pokopia yesterday.
>>34398156tolerate her and settle for a her daughter then
>>34398150But dick, though.
>>34398134Ah, alright, that makes sense.
>>34398160Holy BASED
>>34398137I'M COOOOOKING
>>34398163It sounds like what you had in mind is actually pretty nice. I personally can't fathom denying piv in any scenario, but I'm sure that must be something someone's into.
>>34398133Valid question. I tried but so far it hasn't worked out. I always end up in situation where if the looks match the personality doesn't.Let me give you a rundown of the girls I remember from last year:Girl 0: was nice enough, but she was a slob, who had no life, no education, no job and no ambition.Girl 1: religious and muslimGirl 2: religious and CatholicGirl 3: ugly personality, racist, wouldn't trust her enough to sleep in the same bedGirl 4: Chinese and materialistic as fuckGirl 5: Chinese and family oriented (too much)Girl 6: super nice and bubbly but way too loose and felt like investing in her would end up in her cheating/falling out of loveGirl 7: smart and nonreligious but had such girlboss vibes that I felt she'd sacrifice her first born to Satan for a promotionSo yeah, basically cannot find someone balanced and chill.
>>34398168It's so fucking hot. Like 425F hot.
>>34398168this is my mental state when I'm healthy and doing well in life
>>34398140>>34398133I hate that people like you are posting here.
>>34398133Being alone and fantasising about attractive people is better.
She'll uhhh she uuuuh
>>34398173What are you COOOOKING, hottie?I bought groceries earlier to cook something tomorrow. Today I just had some bread with cold cuts and cheese for dinner.
I need true isolation. No internet. No voices.
>>34398143What's that?
>>34398180He says, posting on the internet
>>34398180I need friends
>>34398183Same, fren
Let's talk about our feeling anons!
Hoeflation is not a thing.You just live in a terrible location or you think "online dating" == whole dating market.
>>34398179Baked a chicken breast with potatoes, and I threw in some broccoli halfway through, all tossed lightly in some lemon-infused olive oil. Then I made some lemon pudding that I'm going to top with crushed wafer cookies and whipped cream for dessert.
>>34398133Because my gf is hot as hell
>>34398182*cough cough* I need cough medicine *cough*
>>34398188I feel like most of the people that say their lives are like this are hair straight up lying. Probably had frozen pizza
women>just date your looksmatchalso women>wtf, why don't you consider me the most beautiful women to have ever walked on planet earth?
>>34398188>chicken breast
>>34397989>tamest thing that's too wildMy brain doesn't work that way like they're equally bad.
>>34398191But it's not fancy at all. It's chicken, veggies, and instant pudding.
>>34398194Yes. Try not to cum because I said the word "breast".
>>34398192You tell them men.
>>34398195Then the first thing that comes to mind.
>>34398192Insane moid projection
>>34398187hoeflation is an omnipresent thing
>>34398191dude she described the most low effort basic bitch meal, probably indicating that she's a fairly unskilled cook
>>34398196Really played it up, why's it not fancy now
>>34398197no, girlie, I was implying that you're a cooklet
>>34398188will you be my gf
>>34398203Because we were making a cooming vs cooking joke and being as descriptive as possible is the food equivalent of hornyposting. And you fags call ME autistic for not understanding things?
>>34398201What I want to know is what do these women make themselves?
>>34398201pussyeconomics is just driven by demand and supply like every other marketyou just live in a terrible location, probably somewhere on the west cost, one of those horrible cities full of techbros that have insane dick to pussy ratios
>>34398204Almost as bad as being called a flattie.>>34398205It sounds like you want a chef, not a gf.
>>34398188>lemon-infused olive oilHow bizarre. How strong is the lemon taste there?Sounds nice though, broggle is always very COOK worthy.Did you make the chicken breast in the oven after frying it a bit in a pan? With the skin?
>>34398192That anon is right but I won't link them. Also retardation
>>34398211shit you're right
if you live in a city of 300k, with like 50k men in the 20 to 35 range, all earning on average of 150k, then yes, bitches will start thinking 300k is a good income target, just slight more than average, especially if there's only like 35k women in the same age bracket
>>34398216>300k, with like 50k men in the 20 to 35 rangealready your numbers are mega off>average income of 150k (or higher)doesn't exist in a single city in the USA over 50k population
I read that as>femanon-infused olive oil
>>34398218He's just making shit up
>>34398219ok grenouille
>>34398218doesn't matter, the phenomenon I mentioned is well documented, if you live in a city with way more men than women, and a high proportion of those men (and women) are making 6 figures, then of course you'll find dating hard as a man, especially if you aren't even making 6 figures yourself
>>34398220I'm not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBDUOi9IhfEThere's also many good papers, but I cannot bother. Just go search on google scholar yourself.
>>34398089You already have
>>34397894Like most things, probably more plentiful than you might think. Just like there's lots of people who wouldn't be into it. Asking questions here can give you an idea of the thoughts of a couple of people, but it's not really going to give you a sense of what's normal or common
>>34398223>the phenomenon I mentioned is well documentedWhere? Fact checker corp?
>>34398216ESL
>>34398213>How strong is the lemon taste there?It's pretty subtle. I got it as a gift from a coworker who got it as a gift from her in-laws. It also came with red pepper infused and oregano infused bottles, and those are notably stronger. The recipe I was following for the chicken suggested lemon wedges, but I was all out, so O figured it'd be a fine sub.>Did you make the chicken breast in the oven after frying it a bit in a pan? With the skin?Nope. Just season and oil the skinless chicken breast after patting it dry, then throw it in the oven for 20 minutes with the potatoes, then add the broccoli and let it go another 15 minutes or so.
I think it is funny how I thought going to college would help me socialize and find like-minded people.Instead it has only made me realize I was right about people and modern society is a joke.
>>34398228https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3130599/https://www.econstor.eu/bitstream/10419/286923/1/s11150-021-09565-8.pdfhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8442939/https://economics.mit.edu/sites/default/files/2022-09/117-3-997.pdf
>>34398219I wonder if a guy could tell if I cooked with my goo.
WomenWhat would you think if, when talking about fitness, your boyfriend mentions in passing "I wish I was skinny enough to be a femboy, but I never managed to get below [blank] pounds"
>>34398232I socialised more and had more fun during my second go through university. The only friendship I still maintain, I met in my first go.
Why don’t you put that in your little fucking spreadsheet
>>34398053>Is there still a /soc/ atoga?No, that's where I came from. I'm only here because it got banned.>>34398102>Are we dooming, or are we cooming?I'm currently gooning.>>34398168>that picBased coomer>>34398201None of these women are employed and it shows.
>>34398236Like all spices it's a matter of proportions, innit?
>>34398226Was I that mean
>>34398235Brokebros....
>>34398231>red pepper infused and oregano infused bottlesOh, those I'd love to try out.>O figured it'd be a fine subWas it?I don't usually make entire chicken breasts, but when I do I like to fry it in the pan a bit first and then put it into the oven. I like the crust it makes.
>>34398232>>34398239It's because you went there with the social skills of a 12 year old trying to socialize with more mature people. It's what happens to sheltered nerds.
>>34398237He's probably a crypto-homo and I'd want to get tf outta there asap
>>34398245It's not just about being broke. It's pure gender ratios. You'd do well being broke in NYC.
>>34398243Maybe. Idk if it'd change the consistency before the taste in the right ratios.>>34398246Idk, I'll have to try the recipe the right way next time to see if it's better with the actual lemon.And in my opinion, if you dry the breast well enough, it'll brown really well in the oven.
>>34398236Try it and report back.
>>34398236Just when I thought you couldn't get any more disgusting if you tried.
>>34398251Nah, I doubt I could convince anyone to do a taste test for the difference, and I'm not curious enough to find out myself.
>>34398247How do you grindmaxx your social skills? Should I hang around elementary schools and converse with the kids until I can work my way up to college level
Does anyone else not believe in lesbians?I think lesbians are just like the female version of mgtow.
>>34398256Just through exposure.
>>34398253I can't pose a single question while you guys can spend years spamming that jizz cookbook at me.
>>34397928I never said men can't feel vulnerable during sex, of course there can be enormous emotional vulnerability and feeling physically vulnerable falls under that. Actual literal physical vulnerability is something else though, reality is men are many times stronger than women
Wasting money. I hate being outside I hate being
>>34398263Sometimes I don't. Always feel that wat I love soending minemy sometime staifiwithwgwofhebLOL
>>34398250>Idk, I'll have to try the recipe the right way next time to see if it's better with the actual lemon.But you can say if you liked it the way you did it now!>>34398236>with my goo.Uhhh...
>>34398265>But you can say if you liked it the way you did it now!I only had a bite since I made it for my dad, but it was good based on the quick taste. Potatoes and broccoli will always be great too, obvs.
>>34398263>>34398264You should chill
Sometimes I imagine I am a hungry canibal devouring flesh when I eat
>>34398263I'm going to go waste money right now
I really don't like pursuing this girl so I don't think I will anymore.
>always wanted family and kids>struggle with dating>finally get gf>don't feel anything for her :/>still like her company a lot, but zero sexual spark>relationship blows up in my face>after painful breakup and recovery start hooking up>sex is fun>finally land a second relationship>again super high quality gf, but zero sexual spark>breakup again>start hooking up again>sex is funOh well. I never expected to be the one to end up in this sort of life.My sexual drive dies the moment I get romantically attached. Can this be fixed or is this just who I am?
>>34398257>Does anyone else not believe in lesbians?My love for women has nothing to do with any feelings I may have towards men. I LIKE men, but I'm still more attracted emotionally and physically to other women.
>>34398275korraposter have you always been natty
>>34398271What don’t you like about it?
>>34398275See, this is exactly what I mean. I think "lesbianism" is some kind of mental disorder.Like those boomers who marry, but hate their wives and spend the whole day with their buddies instead.
>>34398276She admitted to using t
>>34398275Are you not leaving or...?
Any dream readers in the thread? Had a nightmare again. Dreamt I was in Lebanon for a friends wedding. Then Israel started bombing near us. So I fled inside a school and was chased by a demon thing. Eventually I was captured and they were going to torture me. But I managed to slip away and out of the school.Then the demon pursued me but he was in the form of an Asian guy. I ran to a bus stop full of Asians and was yelling at them to call the police but none of them understood me. Their bus pulled up and they drove away and I managed to choke the Asian demon guy to death. I somehow fit his body into a small bento type box and threw it away then ran away and tried to book a flight out of the country which now looked like some East Asian country not Lebanon. I kept asking people for the name of the city we were in so I could book a flight home asap but no one seemed to know the name. Then I woke up.
Some people like blondes some brunettes some like women some like men some like to br spanked some like to spank some like adults some like children. You see we all have brains wired differently that is why we have to quickly advance our ability to wire the brains ourselves. Breed better humans that will surpass us in laboratories. Until everyone has one attraction one sexuality one belief one goal. A goal to transcend our human needs all together. Cure aging out need for air, water and food and sleep and entertainment and attention! Until we perfect one single being that will wipe us all out and that being can create something better. We must make God through science.
>>34398282Yeah, you slept badly. Might be that somebody woke you up suddenly due to some noise.
Girls, would you like it if a guy knew a lot about TVs and could recommend a great TV for your budget and use case, along with possibly external speakers for the best experience? I like reading about TVs.
I miss living in a big city :(
>>34398290Are you autistic
>>34398295Woild you rather be living in some hut in the middle of nowhere? Where the nearest store is 15 minutes away by an automobile? No you do not. If I could I would live in an ever bigger city and you are the same.
>>34398247>you went there with the social skills of a 12 year old trying to socialize with more mature peopleBelieve it or not I orate and speak better than most people here, Covid really fucked a lot of these people.
GenderWhat's really the point in asking questions in this thread?
>>34398276>>34398280For therapeutic effects, since my hormones used to be really fucked up. I've never taken anything anabolic because I always feared the androgenic effects. I've taken stuff like EPO in the lead up to a marathon because I was still recovering from a lower respiratory infection, and modafinil during some periods to help with chronic fatigue.
>go on date with femanon>pull up with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPU2dvx57Vk&list=RDHPU2dvx57Vk&start_radio=1 blasting on the stereofoids how do you respond?
Maybe it's just because I'm a man, but to me, it is always very plain and obvious when a man like a lady. But the opposite is a complete mystrey. I've been on plenty of double dates and plenty of dates myself and I just could NEVER EVER tell if a girl was truly feeling something or not. They hide it so well. You'd be thinking you had the best date ever and then, BOOM, friendzoned. Seen it happen to me and third parties alike. Meanwhile, I've also had occasions were the date was a dud, but for some reason she thought we should continue.So my question to the honourable ladies of /atoga/ is, can you give me some tips on how to discern if a girl is really into the guy or if she's just being nice?
>>34398300MThink of this as a chat room
>>34398300It's fun sometimes.
>>34398300MWomen will say things here they wouldn't say in real life
>>34398271Dang just make her pursue you
>>34398304FI disagree, I never know when a man is into me. I’ve been wrong on several occasions.
>>34398298I love nature and I would love to live in some hut in the middle of nowhere sometime in my mid to late stages of life.But right now, for dating reasons big cities are the best and I miss living in a big city.
>>34398300Society is more fragmented than ever and humans need connection. The third place is disappearing.But mostly it's just pleasant when JH asks something ambiguously erotic.
Lesbians need to take T to prevent bed death.
>>34398296I guess so.
>>34398300To get the intrusive thoughts and worries out of the old dumb brain
>>34398277She's doing the whole hot/cold thing, either intentionally or not. Sometimes I get immediate replies for a couple days, other times she goes silent for days and gives unenthusiastic replies. I like her and I don't think she's a bad person or using me, but emotionally it's draining and since there's no commitment yet it'll be a lot easier for me to just delete her texts, block her, and move on. I just had really high hopes for this one.
>>34398271>pursuing women>in the big 2026chud behavior
>>34398311Hmm, then maybe it's because we are more atuned to reading signals from the same gender.For example. I definitely can always tell when a girl is dating a player. It's just so obvious. But girls keep getting fooled.
>>34398313I'm tired of this place being all JH all the time. She makes sex seem exhausting. And not in a fun way.
>>34398317Did you meet on an app?
>>34398320Her shtick gets really old fast, I don’t know why so many of you are entertained by her
>imagine meeting on a fucking appGirls who are actively dating on apps go on like one date a week. Think how many men that is.
Pursuing women is the stupidest mistake your dick makes you do.
>>34398317bro, she's attention farming youif a girl is into you, she's not going to be doing that.dont even read her DMs anymore, just move onthe general rule about women is >if its not a hell yeah, its a hell no
>>34398282>Dreamt I was in Lebanon for a friends wedding. Then Israel started bombing near us.sudden rupture, whats supposed to be safe turns into chaos, symbolic for loss of trust in stability, anxiety that "things can turn at any moment" >fled inside a school and was chased by a demon thing. Eventually I was captured and they were going to torture mesystems meant to provide social conditioning, structure and teaching rules ends up not protecting but becoming the setting for feeling captured and tortured >demon turns into asian guy hostile, alien entity that's hard to define or know became more recognizable, more concrete, still foreign, still just as dangerous, it can adapt to go after you if necessary >capture/torture/escapecapacity to survive whatever's after you >trying to communicate but nobody understands feeling like even if you told people, they wouldn't get it, feeling like how you feel makes you unable to belong>killing/bento box you have the capacity to confront and neutralize the threat but in the aftermath you might suppress and minimize what just happened instead of integrating >lebanon to east asia symbolic for disorientation, lack of grounding, no idea where to turn to, where to go now >not knowing the city name/can't go back home not knowing where you are means there's no direction, no plan to be made, no reliable external guide, feeling stuck away from whats familiar and known in conclusion, your subconscious has come to the realization that what was supposed to guide you, your social conditioning, the rules you learned from your family/school/society, doesn't lead to a safe and peaceful place, even if you do everything "right", it leads to chaos and despair you managed to neutralize the danger by ripping it to pieces and pushing it into a box but now you stand there, no idea what to do with yourself, now that the initial and only plan failed so horribly iow, the blueprint betrayed you and you don't know what path to take
>>34398321No, and she approached me which is why I'm confused.
The monent is near. I am going to lose my Virgibity over. The wkrotbeorbtieirvARGH
>>34398320The normal ones are spending time with their friends and bfs (real bfs). But that mentally ill freak stays here 24/7.
>>34398327Want to do my dream?
>>34398326trvke
Why does she never appear in my dreams
>>34398329whatever you're on, lower the dosis
>>34398324Or vise versa. What hormones does to mfs
>>34398331sure, sock it to me
how the fuck am I supposed to marry a woman that isnt Lena Katina
>tfw old crush appeared in my dreams and I spent the whole dream chasing after her trying to orchestrate a situation in which she'd fuck me and then I woke up just before it happened
>>34398333You’re not soul mates
>>34398320The only alternative anymore is swiss who is utterly boring and rather retardedNearly all the other femanons have been driven away
>>34398326This. I don't get how other guys still fall for this trick after the first time foids do it. No bitch is busy enough that she makes you wait several hours or days. Even at work, all the bitches are always on their phones.
I have TWO job interviews today, friends. TWO. And people said software was dead.
>>34398346congratsyou the anon that said a job in 2026 was higher on the priority list than a gf?
>>34398343I keep hearing about swiss but I have no idea who that is. I can't identify them when, if, they post.
Fantasies of smacking femanon's pale, boney butt...
>>34398347Probably not, I'm hoping by year's end I've got both. The job front's moving along, we'll see about the gf front.
>>34398338I had a dream I was on a yellow school bus and I got on with all my stuff strewn about, no pants, and having left my shoes at the bus stop. In the dream all my stuff was all over the place and I kept trying to put it into bags and people and kids on the bus kept talking to me, and then I realized I was going the wrong way when I saw we were going over a spiraling bridge across a large body of water. I tried to get all my stuff, that’s when I started getting ready to get off, and then I was stuck in a suburb walking around with four bags of random stuff, and just resigned to taking an Uber
>>34398343This thread will soon just be the incel replying to himself
>>34398342Should I kill myself
>>34398317NTA but what are you expecting exactly? Some days people have more energy to text, some days they have less. Have you asked her out? Or are you just texting endlessly like a teenager
>>34398346Good luck, or break a leg. Which ever is more appropriate.
How much money could I reasonably make from YouTube? I hate all of my coworkers and I need to retire as early as possible. I'm investing as much as I can, but I need more money. I would make YouTube videos about movies that I like. How much money could I make doing this realistically?
>>34398354he already does that
>>34398355I don’t care what you do
I have a hard time with playing this many roles. I might tone it down in the future.
>>34398358Bout tree fiddy.
>>34398358$0You need some fucking good content and also quite a bit of luck to get promoted by the algorithm.
>>34398346Good stuff, anon. Good luck
Gimme that fuckin refund
>>34398363I know the kinds of videos I want to make. There's a lot of people who make videos discussing the media that interests them. I would like to do that. What differentiates me is that I'm not a communist, I don't think Blue's Clues is an allegory for why you should kill your landlord, so I think I have a different angle for this sort of thing.
>>34398354And swiss endless self masturbatory shallow spam, JHs self masturbatory masturbation spam, that christfags self masturbatory delusions spam and you
>>34398357>>34398364Thanks, I'm gonna kick some ass today I just know it.
>>34398370And not to forget the worst of all, the brit's self masturbatory narc spam
I prefer spamming in my journal. No captchas there and I can really show my anger by stabbing the paper.
Release me!
>>34398358Just go into onlyfans, you really don't have to sell nudes or nudes videos
I miss her tits and her ass.
>>34398376
>>34398257>Does anyone else not believe in lesbians?Literally no one, no. >>34398274>Can this be fixed or is this just who I am?You are the living embodiment of the Madonna/Whore Complex. >>34398282You're just violently racist. >>34398290>Girls, would you like it if a guy knew a lot about TVs and could recommend a great TV for your budget and use caseNo, I'm perfectly capable of researching that for myself.>>34398300>What's really the point in asking questions in this thread?F. It's not like I have anything better to do.>>34398333>Why does she never appear in my dreamsShe has standards.>>34398382>I miss her tits and her ass.Aim better.
>>34398349If it's boney, you'll hurt your hand.
If she's wearing workmens boots on the first date, there won't be a second date.
>>34398388It's ok, I can take some pain for my girl.It's part of the fun.
>>34398386>Aim better.Lol.
>>34398322She puts outAnd by puts out in context I mean she actually responds to questions in the way that you wantMost women here act super prudish and the JH openly talks about wanting to get buttfuckedWho sounds more interesting?
>>34398390Send her my way.
>>34398390She is dating a women though
>>34398395She's fucking lame you simp
>>34398398precisely one of the reason I don't want to waste time with those types
>>34398323i've never used dating apps, and sadly never met a man irl who hasn't used them (big red flag for me)
>>34398395>complaining about JH when korraposter posts cartoon porn to every mass replylel
State gender and favourite kind of cheese.
>>34398390what about french army surplus boots
>>34398402like 85% of men only have it installed but never get even one date out of it so it's not the same
>>34398304You must show unrelenting pursuit and desire or else her attention will shift to the next man
>>34398403Nta anybody sane has her filtered.
>>34398404F mozzarella or blue cheese probably
>>34398403Was I complaining about JH?
>>34398399Aren’t we all
>>34398405who about some nice proper lady shoes?
>>34398406having "only had it installed hehe trust me" is included in that red flag. only male attention whores download or use tinder, ick.
>>34398402Regardless of what quality you are defining as a red flag, if literally every man you have ever met possesses that quality, you might want to question whether it's really as sinister as you thought.
>>34398404M, I like cheese
>>34398402>and sadly never met a man irl who hasn't used themThat's due to your physical appearance standards.
>>34398412These things always look so uncomfortable
>>34398413you sound autistic
do attractive foids even exist
>>34398404Mmozarella
>>34398412Actually i've never owned heels or walked in heels, never had a mom growing up that's probably why lol. If I was in a relationship with a guy who suggested it I wouldn't mind trying though.
>>34398353seems surprisingly similar to anons dream to some extend but ofc with some nuance >school bus similar to the school, symbolic for a collective route that's chosen for you, being carried along by a system to a destination that was picked by someone else >no pants, missing shoes feeling exposed, too vulnerable in an unpleasant way, feeling like you came unprepared, rushed, not properly equipped to navigate the situation you were put into>scattered belongings emphasis on scattered everywhere and too many, symbolic for having to try to be in charge of, be responsible for too many things, being spread too thing for what's demanded for you, simply too much to ask especially from someone thats already not ready for the trip to begin with, others talk to you, they keep disrupting your attempt to organize the chaos because they have no concept of how overwhelmed you already are or they don't care, they might even expect you to engage back with them, adding yet another demand to the pile, expecting you to function socially amidst the chaos >realizing you're going the wrong waydeep down you know this isn't right for you, where you're going and how you're going there doesn't align with your intentions >bridgemeans only one way and it's over uncertain depth, looping and not straight forward, you just know it's the wrong direction but not exactly what the right one is supposed to be then >trying to gather everything before getting offtrying to at least get the chaos under control as much as possible before dipping, urgency to exit, feeling like you must leave but can't do so cleanly and completely like you wish you could >suburbs with four bagsneutral, transitional, maybe soulless exit, burdened by all the stuff that you don't even need, it was never actually yours, it was pushed on you for that path that wasn't chosen by you and by people that wanted you to carry their stuff too you're not unburdened yet, even if you exit and change direction
>>34398412A woman showing up in those shoes, I'm immediately thinking she's not the one for me.
>>34398421Yeah.But they might just be one type of attractive.
>>34398421Yes, they're called transwomen.
>>34398419I don't expect her to be wearing them all the time. Just for dates and when dressed up. Otherwise flats would be just fine. Boots to me spell closed body language: i.e. I don't know who the fuck I am, I'm traumatized by past events, I'm a mental case, I'm not comfortable dating and opening up to a potential partner, I'm anxious, I'm BPD, ...etc
>>34398420you sound like a male attention whore that likes arguing for no reason lol
>>34398425there's still a lot you need to get rid of >resigning to taking an ubernow you can chose your destination, but it will cost you, you don't have the means and energy yet to get there yourself, you wish for a break, for a way to just get in and let someone else do the driving for a little so you can rest and switch off your brain that has been in overdrive for so long you've abandoned the attempt to do it all alone and accept external guidance, even if it feels like a fallback iow, you've been badly prepared, forced to carry everyone elses shit to a destination you don't even want to go to but getting off this ride isn't going to be rainbows and unicorns and relief because you'll still have your baggage, your exhaustion, no plan where to go and no resource to make it easier it's probably still the only right choice
>>34398356I want a third date and I've tried, but twice she said she was busy. I thought I'd move on even though she had valid reasons for being out of town both times, but then she asked to call a few days after the second attempt and we talked for almost three hours. I texted her the day after that and got another immediate reply, but I went silent to see if she'd initiate and she hasn't. Maybe she'll call or text again if I stay silent, but it's so draining constantly waiting on her next contact and wondering if she cares at all. I think I'd feel a lot better blocking her and forgetting her. I just feel bad because I'm searching for reasons she's like this that aren't lack of interest, and if she's depressed or something similar I'd feel awful giving up on her like that.
>>34398423that's kinda sad, ngl, but also kinda sweat if you can learn to experiment with more girlie things as a grownup
>>34398395Brother, you need to leave 4chan if she is your only contact with a female, someone you can't even see. Simping this hard isn't the answer.
>>34398404MSwiss (the cheese, not the poster)
>>34398399Then femanons should be better postersThis should be the horniest general on the blue boards but it's not
>>34398418sounds like some heavy projection from a guy with high standards. and I just don't meet a lot of men in my daily life ngl my major is pretty female dominated
State genderWhat's the worst thing you'd do to become a guaranteed millionaire?
>>34398404Aged cheddar
I want to pour acid on my face before I turn 40
>>34398440That's what top grade pussy smells like.
>>34398404Female, do I have to choose just one? St Agur, stilton, jarlsberg, gruyere
>>34398439MI cannot think of anything. I even think marketing is too immoral even though I could make 3x if I went in that direction.I want money, but I very much believe in ethical living.
>>34398431Yea I was writing it I realized how on the nose it was. Sucks
>>34398439f, nothing, wealth is not worth selling your soul for
>>34398446yeah, very you dream indeed
>>34398327Thank you, a lot of that does fit as I am immigrating in a few months.
>>34398438You meet the ones who are good looking and extroverted and this correlates with them being manwhores who install Tinder
>>34398439MI would suck a non-diseased dick for a million dollars
>>34398439MGamble
>>34398439MWhite lie
>>34398404f, lately I made lots of salads with feta, so that for now
>>34398441Won't make it much worse
>>34398451checks out, good luck
>>34398404Mcheddar
>>34398458At least I will have an excuse to cover it with masks
>>34398434Yeah I've done some of it already like getting over my fear of "being perceived as feminine" so that's why I dress better and more feminine now for example. But there is some stuff that still seems too far away from what I'm like e.g makeup beyond just mascara (like actual lipstick for example) or trying out heels. But maybe I'll try out those too eventually .
>>34398412Fake Louboutins made into sensible work pumps is a very weird look lol
chubby means has a bit of belly and her arms are a bit thickchubby does not mean: literally looks like an elephant sealwhy is that so hard for women to understand?
If I had the money and power, I'd make a porn production.
>>34398450Stop it
>>34398404MHalloumi
>>34398453You don't need to pay me that much, I'll let you do it for free.
WHY BOTHERIT'S GONNA HURT MEIT'S GONNA KILL WHEN YOU DESERT METHIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE BEFOREIT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME ANYMORE
>>34398463who fucking cares what brand they are
>>34398461Why not do it now. Why wait until 40. It'll solve your problem
>>34398438>>34398402Men don't have other options. What do you suggest a man does in 2026? Be sexless until he's 40 in hopes of finding a female creature in an era where approaching foids is no longer acceptable in most places? Fucking retard.
>>34398468D'aww <3
>>34398465I would help get girls and other exploited people off of streets and help them finish schools
>>34398452well i've met at least one attractive guy who doesn't use apps, social media, or even the internet that much apparently. i realized he was too good for me in other ways but i still wanna be like him myself (so i need to quit my /adv/ addiction lol). and of course eventually meet that future bf who's never used any dating apps
>>34398466oge
What's up atogers
>>34398471I think about that alot i really do
>>34398474epstein moment
>>34398465I would help get girls into porn production and help them finish
>>34398474Oh that's nasty, but good. They're more likely to stick eith your production company.
>>34398479:/ no
>>34398435If you call that simping then what the fuck is the point of this thread?
>>34398477eating the yoghurt with rose hip jam
>>34398472>whiny, bitchy, perpetual self victimizeraverage app using male, belongs in the trash
>>34398478I thought you didn't want to go out in a gory messy way. That doesn't seem very clean. What if it blinds you
>>34398481No:( not in that way
>>34398482yes, thats literally what he did on paper
Aged cheddarGoat cheese
>>34398433Oh, if you've been out twice already then I can see how it's a bit exhausting if she's not offering alternative dates when she's busy. I'd either ask her out again and see how she responds, or just start dialing back. I don't see the need to block her since she's not harassing you or anything. Sounds like it will just fade off on its own
Women why do you want to bimbofy yourself for his pleasure???
>>34398486I will cover the important bits. Like eyes and mouth and nose holes.
>>34398437NTA but there are plenty of other boards if you just want to jerk off
>>34398492How will you feel when you look in the mirror and you're all disfigured forever
>>34398496Horrible.
Oh, the year was 1778How I wish I was in Sherbrooke nowA letter of marque came from the kingTo the scummiest vessel I've ever seenGod damn them all, I was toldWe'd cruise the seas for American goldWe'd fire no guns, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man on a Halifax pierThe last of Barrett's privateers
>>34398498arr
>>34398485You avoided the question. How are men supposed to date in 2026, in an era of serial dating whores who switch men like socks? Dumb cunt.
>>34398448Ummm are you single?
>>34398496>>34398497I would also feel horrible looking at my saggy disfigured face at the age of 60 all ugly from old age and stress. I want to remember my face as youthful and happy.
Days since I made a girl laugh: 804.Worst part I don't even remember her name.
>>34398497Hardly seems worth it. Don't you think
*slides a four leaf clover mood ring on your finger*
>>34398504I don't know. I might not even live that long.
>>34398470It's just that pic in particular is ironic because Louboutins have a very specific style and vibe, and that's not it. It's so incongruous to see the red sole on pumps like that, it's honestly quite funny
*slides an engagement ring on your finger*
>>34398487 Yes, very much so!The pretty ones I fuck off camera too.
>>34398500i don't care what you feminine men do or don't, their bitching and crying doesn't concern me bc i'd never consider dating them anyway lmao
>>34398509I don't think they look very pretty either. The heel is too thick. But it's the first example from Google.I like those close toed heels. Looks very sexy on the right legs.
>>34398508Why not hide in the woods. Nobody will see you there
The subhumans who work the night shift sit at my desk and get my table all sticky and soil my papers. I hate them all so much. I've gotten so flagrant with posting here all day because I don't care if I get fired. They can't fire me anyway because no one knows how to do what I do. I don't think they know what I do at all. I hate them all so much, but especially the night shift subhumans.
>>34398500You're being too obvious about your mental breakdown, hon.
>>34398512I accept your concession. Your tiny female brain failed you.
>>34398514I don't want to be alone. I enjoy company. Occasionally.
Women, morning wood is so annoying, why do this to us?
Does anyone else stop and think how crazy it is that the person you date is potentially going to completely disrupt your life forever?Like, if it had worked out with any of the girls I dated or was in a relationship with, all my life from that point onwards would have been completely different.
>the incel feminist keeps arguing with everyone againThread ruined, again
>>34398518Yet mine makes you scream. Curious
>>34398486She’s not me. Demon
>>34398517 you've cried and screamed enough? good, feminine "men" should learn to manage their mentally ill brains lol
>>34398521Yes, that's the point of dating isn't it? Because you're tired of the same old life you've been living all this time.
You think you know everything
>>34398527>DemonHarsh
>>34398526I'm sure you're nice company. This is just a personal issue.
>>34398503What was the colour of her eyes?
My younger brother has fallen to the incel-to-tranny pipeline bros, help
>>34398533No it is not you are mentally ill
>>34398531nah, I don't even want to know everything
>>34398534Brown. She was a German brunette with brown eyes..
>>34398531I don't know shit and you're confusing the fuck out of me even more.
>>34398535Ouch.
>>34398532How’s it feel? And to be wrong?
>>34398535Just hope he kills himself before anyone else.
Nothing against trannies but they really do try to recruit and groom young children.
>>34398539I honestly didn't think you'd get this one.Out of all the girls I've met in my life I can remember the eye colour of exactly two of them.
>>34398513Oh yeah, don't get me wrong I love high heels and classic pumps
>>34398546They're fucking monsters.
>>34398549Average atoga "dude"
>>34398536I'm not ill.
>>34398543Wasn't your widespread availability of guns supposed to stop this kind of thing?
>>34398547I distinctly remember that she was "the full brown" type, but a total stacy type, very pretty. She was over dressed too. Was wearing a full corporate women suit.
>>34398542>How’s it feel?My poor feelings. How could you do this>And to be wrong?I'm not always right but don't act so smug, you aren't either
>>34398554Schools are gun free zones thanks to libtards
>>34398553Everything points at it. All your replies
>>34398549what the fuck? isn't that like a felony level crime?
I will be back later. Don't like the current theme.
>>34398548is pumps the female word for heels?
>>34398521Anything you do can disrupt your whole life
>>34398559They're all like this. They get sexual pleasure from encouraging children to crossdress and mutilate themselves.
>>34398563not to the same level, if it worked out with my first relationship, I'd be living in another country speaking another language, that's kinda crazy when you think about it
>>34398560bye tranny
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
>>34398560Looking forward to it. Bring us back something nice.
>>34398562Lots of different styles of shoes can have high heels. Pumps are heels with the closed toe
>>34398571Weird name.
>>34398571I see, that's totally the style I like, hot as balls
Favorite fruit?Raspberries and mango
>>34398574your used nipples my dear
>>34398574Myself
>>34398574Bananas if raw, blueberries or cherries if a part of other ingredients.
>>34398574Lemon and mandarins
>>34398574WatermelonI'm white.
>>34398574Bananas and blueberries
Should I shower? I should shower.
>>34398576lol wtf
>>34398584Yeah shower.
>>34398574Blackberries and pears.
>>34398556I’m not smug. It’s all weird and not good
>>34398584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpJ3S7KaM48
>>34398584Showering too much is bad for you, you need your oils and waxes.
>>34398590I also think it makes some men lose their hair
I told you I would returnWhen the robin makes his nestBut I ain't never coming backI'm sorry
>>34398585i'm just in the mood for some milf pussy with a side of milkshake, is all
>>34398574I also love grapes and figs and watermelon all fruit except pears
>>34398588>I’m not smugYou seem smug. You seem like you had a bad day >It’s all weirdWhat's weird
>>34398594Kinda cute, like the overweight McDonald’s cashier hitting on me tuesday
Favorite vegetable?I think mine is a slightly crisp, fresh green bean with butter and garlic salt
How /atoga/ mothers treat their children.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZLh9XCULcrs
>>34398601P O T A T OOTATO
>>34398601Tomato
>>34398604That is my second fav. Do you like sweet potatoes?
>>34398601The humble and versatile onion.
>>34398602retarded
>>34398607Do you like them fresh or grilled?
>>34398412>>34398571Worst shoe type on the planet. You can't psyop me into making my feet look like bulging tranny hooves
>>34398610Post best shoes on the planet please.
>>34398609Raw I meant
>>34398572Pumps? I'm not sure where it comes from, it's just what they're called for whatever reason >>34398573I should have mentioned that the skinny high heels are called stilettos. So sometimes that style in particular is called stiletto pumps or just stilettos
Personally I kinda like women's feet
>>34398609Depends on the kind of onion. I have sliced red onions on my breakfast and lunch, sauteed white onions for soups and stews.
>>34398597If I’m having a bad day I wouldn’t be smug. And it’s weird that I post all this stupid shit about myself and can’t even remember but somehow everyone is keeping track of me and can just use it against me.Its idiotic of me
>>34398608Those electric folding seats killed a kid recently.
>>34398606They're not bad but I like regular potatoes (especially russets) way more.
>>34398614They were originally a men's shoe intented for the opera
>>34398616Yum, i like the same. Although I didn’t like onions, growing up or mushrooms, but I love them now.
>>34398621meh, not that bad, definitely better than boots
Always spill water on my self when I drink it out of a bottle
>>34398624Wide mouth?
>>34398626Don't know.
>>34398629Post pic
>>34398477>What's up atogersArtemis II.
We will let you know
>>34398629No, is the bottle spout wide
>>34398634lol oh
>>34398617>If I’m having a bad day I wouldn’t be smugSmug irritated whatever, my point is your mood seems sour>keeping track of me and can just use it against meIt's public, people here are good at pattern recognition, of course several people can pick you out. How did they use it against you
>>34398574>Favorite fruit?Strawberries.
>>34398624Sign of early onset Parkinsons.
>>34398601>Favorite vegetable?King Edward Potatoes, roasted.
>>34398631No I'm unshaven >>34398634No it's very tiny>>34398643Probably
Cooking food is worth itStudying is worth itTaking a nap after work or studying is worth itFlossing is worth itDoing your own car maintenance is worth itHaving a dog is worth itFolding and pressing the laundry right out of the dryer is worth itDating a woman- is not worth it?
>>34398646Are you clumsy
>>34397952No hugs, none from moid not >him.
>>34398610Flats are gorgeous too but they also murder your feet tbqh
>>34398650is there a female shoe that is both comfy and sexy?
>>34397966I still haven't seen striped pajama boy movie. Might be inspo tho from what I heard.
>>34398648I suppose this makes me clumsy.
>>34398650Are sneakers unfeminine for guys?
>>34398650Rothy’s are comfy and washable and made from water bottles https://rothys.com/?g_network=g&g_adid=699473679741&g_keyword=rothys&g_adtype=search&g_adgroupid=148214751536&g_keywordid=kwd-311621601777&g_campaign=Search_US_Brand_Core_Exact&g_acctid=833-223-5829&g_campaignid=19932245227&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&campaignid=19932245227&adgroupid=148214751536&keyword=rothys&device=m&utm_campaign=Search_US_Brand_X_General_Core_Exact&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=19932245227&gbraid=0AAAAADR9fU5D864q6Izq4VCBq3X15YEg3&gclid=Cj0KCQjwp7jOBhDGARIsABe7C4c_fwIYB1-WnmuvxpOQRbck8Yq3GbmY5s1Fn347ArorWFE27vs5Qo4aAmJFEALw_wcB
>>34398650>Flats are gorgeouslol
Sorry for the link
Anons if the forests are destroyed where do I explore on the weekends?
>>34398660Kayak
>every femanon ITT (except less hot)https://youtu.be/QhoRy6_fRmA?t=2053
Favorite fast food I don’t think they have them everywhere but Culver’s
>>34398650>Flats are gorgeousBut only if they are pale and otherwise skinny.
>>34398660Crayons
>>34398618natural selection
>>34398621Oh, interesting, I didn't know that. As an aside, I've always liked Valentino's rockstud mules because they look like medieval shoes
>>34398672that looks so bad, holy shit, it looks vomit worthy bad, wtf is even that, lol, holy shit, are you kidding me?
>>34398672Horrible
>>34398673
>>34398652Yeah, lots of shoes are comfy. Flats can just be a bit hard on your feet if you wear them for long hours and have high arches like me. Heels are fine if you invest in good quality and they fit the shape of your foot
>>34398664she's exactly how I imagine every pervert femanon who lurks ITT thinks
heels don't have to be high to be sexy, even 1.5 inches looks good
I forgot to buy shampoo today. Flavourless shower for me.
Do girls find it funny if guys use "girly" shampoo/bodywash?I always like to the orange scented ones.
>>34398687Yes, it’s cute
>>34398639It’s one thing to recognize someone and another to care
>>34398688good to know, I do notice the looks when I'm freshly showered, but I never know if they are miring or thinking it's weird
>>34398687They don't care
>>34398656idk I think runners are fine for causal stuff, it's you wearing the shoes not the other way around >>34398657Some cute summer shoes on there
>>34398687No but I will sniff you
>>34398693bit quirky but wholesome
>>34398657We're not neoptists like you rich normalfag
Need Swiss chan GF
Need a life
Using the buy 1 get 1 free on a popeyes chicken sandwich for lunch was not the move. My toilet hates me
just remember spooning this one girl and her bum was so big and comforting, wasn't even a fatty, just had a big bum
>>34398699Stop being poor
Bum bum bum buuuuuuummmmmBum bum bum buuummmmmm
>>34398699Normalfags are poor and suck at getting dressed
>>34398709M or F?
>>34398709Did you marry into wealth?How rich is your second husband then?
>>34398673>>34398675They're like medieval poulaines, it's a neat look if you can pull it off. The Valentino's I mean, not actual ones
>>34398709Is your vagina dry like sand yet or noDo you have wrinkles on it
>>34398721doesn't look good on a lady because ladies are supposed to have tiny feet, those make your feet look ginormous
>>34398716F
>>34398723And you're supposed to have a brain but here we are
>>34398719A little
>>34398725okay, thanks.
>>34398722No, haha best I’ve ever had
>>34398687Orange unisex, I don't think of it as girly. It's just a nice fresh scent
>>34398697I love espadrills, they're pretty comfortable too
>>34398727so, not at all then, lolI always find it funny how you midwesterners pretend to be rich cause you live in the middle of nowhere and can afford 5 acres
>>34398733Not a super big fan of the full triangle heel, if I'm being honest. Doesn't have quite the same sex appeal.
>>34398734They think wearing expensive clothes to Walmart is peak luxury
>>34398169Thankyou. I have my hopes.
Mid-West American women are hot.
>>34398734What’s your definition or rich?
I wanna stop drinking but I can't.
>>34398689Sure it is but you know how a lot of people here are? They have far too much free time on their hands, they spend all day here, they never talk to women in their lives so they get obsessed with the ones here, they have no lives so of course they dedicate so much time and energy caring too much and doing all this. Why do you think I was so vague, why do you think I didn't want to tell you my age, this is why.
>>34398741Join AA
Tokyo here I come. Saved a date to visit. 12.6.2040.
I was talking with a gal pal about the latest invincible episode and she said that debbie still loves nolan which is why she acted the way she did.What's love like that like? Finding out the person you loved was a total scumbag and even if they realize what a prick they were prior and come back apologizing your logicial mind knows not to forgive them while your heart desires to and go back to the way things were before all the unpleasantness? relationships sound like hell and something that takes a lot of resolve to go through
>>34398743Does that shit work. Professional intervention scares me.
>>34398744I wonder if I will have a gf by 2040 desu
She's sweet but her raspy voice bothers me a lot
>>34398749>>34398744stfu, bot
>>34398742Right. and I feel stupid that you know mine. I feel stupid for having done any of this.
>>34398750PO-body's nerfect!
>>34398747I don’t go anymore but I was a regular. I’m 8 years free of alcohol. I miss it but I started acting like an alcoholic. I miss brewing beer
>>34398723Well yeah, they're a specific look and not exactly sexy but I like it
>>34398751Schizo
>>34398751How about I shut the door and turn the lights down low.
>>34398754Elves don't drink beer.And they certainly don't indulge with materialism.
>>34398752They'll forget. It's fleeting. Someone else will come around to take their attention. Nobody really knows much about you anyway
>>34398756>>34398757
>>343987584chan named me
>>34397426Battlestation
>>34398754What was it like. I'm afraid to leave it it feels like letting go. But it's not doing me much good.
>>34398735Yeah, fair enough. They aren't meant to be sexy or formal, they're just beachy causal summer shoes. Although sometimes they can be dressed up nicely
I have unintentionally built a roster (size: 2) of women, AMA
>>34398754Do you like sucking cock?Do you swallow cum?
>>34398763It can be corny, but seeing others struggling or worse than you puts things in perspective. I never finish my steps but don’t be afraid of jumping all in. People will try to help you
>>34398758Elves are white girls with pink nipples. Anything else is up to them
Femanons, would you rather date an aristocratic elegant twink prince or a lively barbarian warlord who drinks ale from the skulls of his enemies?
>>34398687I've noticed girl stuff smells better but boy stuff works better and lasts longer. I use my bf's deodorant. I dont like the smell much but it lasts forever
>>34398769How likely are you to pick up a gf from there?
>>34398734NTA but the shoes in the link they posted were like $100-200? Everything's relative but where I live for footwear that's really nothing
>>34397680PINK is best, hehe.
>>34398747AA isn't professional, that's the whole point of it
>>34398772why cant the twink prince drink the blood of his enemies? I'll take that.
>>34398770This guy gets it.
>>34398768I used to do it because I thought I had to. Now I usually don’t because my husband has a big dickMaybe I’m not good at it? He says he likes the way my pussy feels
>>34398769Yeah I dunno I feel like I'd just feel more contemptuous for them than anything else, I already hate myself for it enough. Idk. I'd rather not tie other people into my problems but if nothing else works ig.
>>34398769Very likely but be careful getting into a relationship with another person because you both are addicted people
>>34398781You spread your legs daily?
>>34398781>>34398754uuuuuuuhm how old are you?
>>34398759You didn't. I don't know your ulterior motives
>>34398784Couple times a week
>>34398786Mid 40s
>>34398790what is that?
>>34398791My friend
>>34398790Breedable
>>34398787>You didn'tDidn't what, forget? I've only been seeing you around for a couple months and you made yourself very easy to spot, how was I supposed to "forget" when you shoved yourself in my face >I don't know your ulterior motivesI've never had any, why do you think that
>>34398795That's a MAN, baby!
>>34398439FNothing. If I could live without money I would, and I am convinced there must be another way.I want to go about my life pursuing what I'm interested in and helping others when I can and because I just want to. Money always comes to kill my dreams and passions. I dont like the kind of society it breeds or how it makes people act.It ruins everything it touches.
>>34398799I agree.
>>34398797Breedable
Going to my first ever D&D session tomorrow.
>>34398439MExterminate all Mosquitoes and Wasps.
>>34398799Just get a provider bf.
>>34398793what is with the splotches of paint?
>>34398777It feels professional that's the thing. Besides I wouldn't really call myself a full blown "alcoholic" either.
>>34398721>They're like medieval poulainesThey're uglier than the historical things, and the historical things are ugly.>if you can pull it offI never understood what this is supposed to mean. But I can't imagine anyone "pulling that look off".
>>34398799>I want to go about my life pursuing what I'm interested in and helping others when I can and because I just want toYou could do that with a million dollars though.>Money always comes to kill my dreams and passionsHow? Because of bills and rent? Again, with money you could freely pursue your dreams and passions.I agree that money makes people behave like animals, but how feasible is a world without money really?
>>34398803You do know they make the new guys suck all their dicks before they can play?
>>34398811Will the three women there make me suck their dick?
>>34398758>Elves don't drink beer.Probably wrong on both counts.
>>34398807The red in the middle is a tongue, the red on the side is the inside of a mouth. I'mno artist
>>34398812The type of women who play D&D likely have dicks, so yes.
When talking about elves here we refer to Warhammer fantasy elves.
Filling my inground swimming pool with gasoline, making money moves.
M. I wish to express my opinion that the only good looking shoes posted in this thread are the ones worn by the girl on the right in OP >>34397408Thank you for reading my blog.
>>34398819Drop a match in after
>>34398819>>34398821Don't forget to be inside the pool
>>34398821>>34398822You guys are just jealous you don't have an inground pool or a large amount of quickly appreciating gasoline.
>>34398818Those definitely indulge with materialism. The argument for beer is more shaky, although they probably have their own variant.
>>34398808If you feel like you can't stop drinking on your own then something external might help, even if it's just to focus your mind and remind you of your goals. You don't need a formal diagnosis and I don't think you're even required to talk, you can just sit and listen. Maybe just dragging your butt to one meeting will be enough to motivate you and it's not like you're signing up for anything, you never have to go again if you don't like it
>>34398826And you are wasting both things.
>>34398827In Vermintide the elf gets drunk
>>34398790moar
>>34398796I didn't mean to shove myself in anyones face
>>34398829I can still swim in it, I just have to cover myself with a water based gel.
>>34398835But you keep doing it
>>34398839Word
>>34398835Sure maybe you didn't *mean* to but you were just sharing stuff without a second thought to a public place. Of course one or multiple people with nothing else to do are gonna catch onto that and start digging. And I don't even know what you're accusing me of I've never done anything to you
>>34398831Off of what?
>>34398843No it wasn't you
I don’t know how other people recognize other anons that are anonymous
>>34398845Then who was it. Are you mixing people up
>>34398850Yes
>>34398849Style and substance.
>>34398844Human beer
>>34398853Well there we go then.
>>34398851We'll make sure you've got the right guy this time. A lot of people "know" you
>>34398849No one has figured me out, so phewww!
>>34398855>We'll*Well
>>34398849Some posters make it easy. At a basic level it's their grammar/formatting, demeanor, and typical fixations. At a neurotic level you can look at certain words or phrases they like, or for patterns in filenames.
>>34398849Swiss and miseryposter are super easy to identify with their obnoxious posting style.Same goes for the asshole who keeps replying.
>>34398860I don't know who they are. I might be the asshole.
How many people are posting here at time, I can’t begin to guess
>>34398863I'm literally every single poster ITT
>>34398866Lol
>>343988634chan used to have a poster counter, but it's hidden now.
>>34398855I'm not accusing you of anything I am just aware that I don't know you or what you want
>>34398863That is why you never finished school
>>34398871:(
>>34398863Eight at most.
>>34398869IDs are the reason why soctoga would be so incredibly superior, but the spamming attention whores don't want to be easily identified and filtered when they shit into the thread.
>>343988635 years ago it was at 40 posters, but the thread barely reached the 1000 posts. Now it could easily be double that regularly.
>>34398876theres lik 7 people here
>>34398875>attention whores don't want to be easily identifiedAre you retarded?
>>34398875I'm just trying to engage with posters and be social.
>>34398863If I had to guess I'd say we have 5-10 regulars here at any given time, and then a few transient posters who come here just to post a question every once in a while.
>>34398872Never too late.
>>343988777 named regulars at a given basis, but hordes of anons
>>34398878Finish the sentence.
>>34398882>hordes of anonsI think you'd be surprised with how few anons actually comprise those "hordes".
>>34398807I think that's anti goon art over the picture.
>>34398887I have goon art over my bed
>>34398870Sure. And I'm just saying it's easy to take this little guessing game too far
>>34398885The thread's gotten popular with time. I'd expect a total of 60-70 different posters by page 9-10. At any given point that number is lower, perhaps 10, but at peak hours it could be significantly more.
/atoga/ femanons all look like Benefits Supervisor Sleeping by Lucian Freud.
>>34398890The board's population this year is the lowest it's ever been
>>34398894Maybe, it waxes and wanes depending on normalfag dates. I myself only lurk every couple of months. The thing about atoga though is, once you're here, you can never really leave. Everyone always returns.
>>34398889Sorry. Someone freaked me out I think. And I don't know, maybe people lie to me, confuse me on purpose
>>34398893Maybe more like Paralytic Child Walking on all Fours by Francis Bacon
You can checkout any time you likeBut you can never leave
>>34398890Before the poster counter was disabled/broke we'd usually clock in at 80-100 people.
>>34398904>Everyone always returns.I wonder if two femanons I used to talk with are still here.
>>34398918Ask
>>34397408Women, this is the ideal bodytype.How do you compare?
>>34398893Nah more like The Ugly Duchess
>>34398908>Someone freaked me out I thinkHow>maybe people lie to me, confuse me on purposeMaybe. Maybe you just see someone similar and think they did this and that, but some things don't line up later on and you realize it's someone else, and like I said it's stupid. Like how I thought you were lying but just confused you with someone else
I want to go to the kitchen but I stink
>>34398917I'm not surprised.>>34398918Be careful with what you ask for.
>>34398890>>34398917Hardly evenly distributed of the post count though.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle
>>34398933Yeah of course. 80% of the posts are made by 20% of the posters, i.e. the regulars, the namefags, the namedroppers
Gee, femanon, what are this rag and bottle of chloroform doing in your purse?
>>34398923When someone you like doesn't like to be put in a spotlight, you learn not to ask.NTA tho.
>>34398937To distract you. *bonks you over the head with a club*
>>34398936Don't forget shitflinging arguments between 2-6 people.
>>34398923What do youbwant me to ask? lolOne of them I don't want to put any pressure on and the other I don't want to interact with ever again.
i wish femanon would let me cholorform and kidnap her
>>34398942>the other I don't want to interact with ever againlol what she do
>>34398941And the people who post the same ragebait and blackpill agenda
>>34398918Same talked to a few femanons before who were really nice
for women have you ever got a male to slap you for something retarded or disgusting you have said?
>>34398944
It's kinda insane how female on male domestic violence is so normalized
>>34398948haha did she reject you
>>34398950I want her to glass me
>>34398950Violence of any kind is quite normalised in our society.
>>34398950Don't make me get the rolling pin.
>>34398927Yea you're right. Sorry
>>34398950this is what you get for allowing feminism, just look at spain to get an example
Men, why do you call us foids instead of broads or bitches?
>>34398924Add 40 pounds
>>34398936I just thought that's relevant to keep in mind. Even if you were to filter all the namefags, all those different anons you think you've been talking to actually comprised a surprisingly small group of posters. I think.
>>34398950It's because moids love being abused and degraded
>>34398958Sometimes I call you hoes
>>34398958I call women lizzadies. It's like ladies, but with a little sizzle of spice.
>>34398958a form of slang to self differentiate us from normies, just like zoomers using -maxxing
men how would you feel if your gf/wife after a few years wanted to open up the relationship
>>34398947My ex threw me down, threw my phone, kicked me, punched walls…
>>34398967...were you into it?
This fucking tranny is so annoying
>>34398952>>34398948
>>34398958Foids is cuter.
>>34398961no joke, a woman would prefer to get beaten to being in a safe and boring relationship, I noticed that women got attracted to me the most when I was in middle school and I was quite aggressive and wanted to get away from them
>>34398958Shibboleth
>>34398966I guess I'll die.
>>34398970there is a reason why she choose him on the first place, all of those things have a reflection on your behavior
>>34398960Yeah, makes sense. But I believe it is a bit more varied than 80-20. In my experience at least, I felt that I've talked with a wide variety of people over time, at least the moments when I'm more active again.
>>34398957Look I'm all for the clapbscks but monogamy is not a punishment for men lmao
>>34398956Sorry for what
>>34398970When I finally told someone about it I made the comment “He then proceeded to call me a slut and other names which I told him I wanted to be called that”
>>34398966I would feel like the relationship had run it's course. Maybe. How knows what a few years with that woman would do to me?
>>34398970I wasnt into the psychical abuse. Wouldn’t really want my husband to be like this
>>34398979that's the thing that I differ with him. if not for monogamy why would have even bigger issues as shown by the dating crisis and incel bands in the muslim world, though that doesn't change that he is right in that is not natural for men
>>34398966Probably break up with her
>>34398966Ask if it's a late April fool's joke and if not:>gfBreak up>WifeFigure out what she feels is lacking in order to merit an open relationship. And if nothing can be done, divorce
>>34398957>just look at spain to get an exampleA bunch of incredibly hot women?
>>34398972were you angry
I hate this stupid chud species.
>>34398966>men how would you feel if your gf/wife after a few years wanted to open up the relationshipI'd blink and ask her if she had forgotten it had been open right from the start.
Politicians should not be allowed hair or facial hair or any hair they should always be naked so as to show that they have nothing to hide
>>34398991I don't know what part of me not wanting to talking about her, you don't get.I'm closing the tab now.
>>34398995Lol
>>34398966>gfbreak up immediately, non-negotiable>wifemarriage counseling immediately, non-negotiable
>>34398990a bunch of subversive and ungrateful assholes who whine and bitch around while actively subverting and destroying everything that keeps society working (well at least it means that they will be put on their place once sand people have enough power)
>>34399000Spain looked pretty alright with plenty of ppretty women and nice people when I visited it last year. Sounds like you are delusional.
>>34399000I'd fuck the absolute shit out of her
>>34399000>picrelSo a bunch of incredibly hot women?
>>34399004This is really creepy bro
>>34399000You should get out more
ok so i know some anons tell me to stop posting but i'm just musing with the concept of my situation. guy friend has had feelings for me for a long time now but his long time partner she asked to open their relationship up years go but only seems to want it to benefit her and she got jealous of other women and she also has threatened to and potentially actually self harmed in the past and he's worried if he tells her about me she is going to emotionally/mentally abuse him with that, he's thought of breaking up with her and his friend even wants him too>>34398976damn that's devastating>>34398984I feel that, this guy i'm with kinda feel like he's being held hostage in a way>>34398988>>34398989hmm okay valid
>>34399005lol it’s me when I was 20
>>34397439nta but I like tall women because I was sexually harassed by my older sister's volleyball teammates when I was 12-14 and one of the formative moments of my life was realizing I had become physically stronger than a 6'1" 16-year-old girl. Strongest boner of my life.
>>34399008Why don't you post a picture of yourself now. Idk if this is your aunt or your ex or whatever but this tranny larp is insanely unnerving.
>>34399007How are so many people here friends with degenerate freaks?
>>34398981Bringing it up
>>34399009Actually sexually harassed or just "ha ha" sexually harassed? Sorry if the former, congrats if the latter.
>>34399011We hate normies
I am the BIGGEST retard on the planet>talking to my catholic neighbor on our way back from campus to our university apartments>talking about holy week, about how orthodoxy holy week is next week>asks me towards the end "so how's orthodox service different from catholic service?">give a literal answer rather than "Maybe you should come to our easter service"I haven't fumbled the bag this hard in a while. Should I go knock on her door and invite her, or text her? She gave me her last summer when she talked about going to my bible study (she never did)
>>34399010i'm still convinced it's an ex or some insane guy who had a crush on her in high school and still has her instagram
>>34398996what about the nice girl
>>34399010Nobody wants to see that
>>34399015The great schism all over again
>>34399013I'm very lucky to have only been "ha ha" sexually harassed. There's a fineline between something being a fond memory and it being a fucking lived nightmare and I'm glad that was never crossed. Basically being left wanting more and not actually do anything because the "what if" is 100 times out of 100 better than what actually would've happened.
>>34398947I don't think it warranted a slap but I was kind of asking for it based on the setting. Psych ward. I forget what I did I think I flicked some water off my fingers at him?>>34398924Pretty darn close actuallyMy boobs aren't as perky and full and I could stand to gain 10 pounds
>>34399007I hope he breaks up with her. That sounds fucking awful
>>34399015The guys who convert to Eastern Orthodox are even weirder than the guys how convert to Roman Catholic.
>>34399023They’re married lmfao
YOU GO IN THROUGH THE DOORS
>>34399020It's actually over.>>34399024I'm just glad I started going to the church before I got exposed to internet orthodoxy cuz some of that shit is weird as hell. I'm in the young men's group chat and it is highly questionable and a lot of the dues are pretty sexist and really really hate israel (two of the guys are Iranians who don't like their country getting bombed though, to be fair)
>>34399021Well in that case, how did you reach your fun formative realization?
Women thoughts on tank tops on men
>>34399025Oh no
>>34399010did you see the hand pic?
>>34399007Get outta there.You're purposefully involving yourself in someone else's relationship drama? Are you a masochist?He needs to dump her and be alone for a while.
>>34399022>Pretty darn close actuallyhnnnnnnnnnng
>>34399022>Psych ward.>Hot femanonGrippy socks, grippy box.You're a good fuck, eh?
>>34399032Gangstalicous
>>34399037I also used to play clarinet
>>34399034Yeah, tranny hand
>>34399012Not like you did anything wrong. It's a good talk
>>34398888:T:o:T
>>34399040You want to tell me that helps with sucking dick? Usually you don't blow into it.
I’ve had children.
>>34399042Is it?
>>34399042No it was terribly shallow and useless
>>34398924Add 150 pounds of tits and ass with more tummy like >>34398888
>>34399045No one asked
>>34399037Never got the ick so badly from a post in my life
>>34399045Irish peasant hand.
>>34399045Big and burly never girly
>>34399044It's a tongue thingReed technique skills transfer But mostly I was just making a joke. I know I'm old but does that joke not get made every 20 seconds in high schools any more?
>>34399050True, but at least one woman is posting her hands, even if it's a married one.
>>34399049poast belly
>>34399011well i was a weird little emo scene kid growing up>>34399023>>34399025they're not technically married he said and he corrected me on that. also living with someone else(me) for over a year now when he could move back in with her seems... diff.>>34399035originally I invited him to live with me AS A FRIEND HELPING A ~FRIEND~. he actually made the moves/flirts on me first and was persistent, and I caved because we got into some really deep talks about our lives. I keep telling him he can try to find himelf more while staying with me an i'm just trying to make his life better, helping with with things etc. trying to help him get therapy now making a call next week for him. he's been though a lot of shit outside the bad relationships he's had.
>>34399046Well what do you think>>34399047Better than most of the posts here
>>34399056I wouldn't know, I haven't been to school in a minute.And I only know the Reid technique.
Do you talk a lot when you're getting your nails done at the saloon?
>>34399049This isn't very nice, I dont get why anons bully bv like this
>>34399060It was a waste of time and you are creeping me out
>>34399059Those two sound unbearable
>>34399054NtaI feel bad but I laughed.>>34399052Unfortunately I'm used to it I don't have a visceral enough reaction for it be an ick it just elicits an eye roll.>>34399062I've only been once for a pedicure and I got the distinct feeling that the asian woman touching my feet hated me and thought I was stupid so no I did not lol.
>>34399062I don't get my nails done at the saloon
>>34399062Women should get their nails done on Easter weekend in honor of Jesus.
>>34399062I don't talk, do my nails, or visit salons
>>34399059*almost a year morenot more than
>>34399059That is some serious monkey branching he's doing. He NEEDS to be single.
>>34399071Chosen misery.
>>34399064What the hell did I say, does everything creep you out
>>34399060I think I’m very tired and something else is wrong. But that’s not new >>34399064Why pretend
>>34399075I'm happy though
Do you talk when you're being waxed?
>>34399077Oh I guess somebody isn't happy about us talking. Are you taking medication
>>34399062I’m too ticklish, but what saloon are you going to that does mani pedis? Meet you there meowboy.
>>34399007>>34399059Remember a year ago when you promised yourself and promised us that you wouldn't be in this situation that you're in now?There is never going to be a good resolution to this situation. You will never find permanent lasting happiness in your life unless you leave him and begin the search for happiness anew.
>>34399045>digit ratio
men, would u accept a gf if she insisted on groping ur stomach and pecs inpublic without warning?no, u can’t grope her back
>>34399080I've never been but I doubt I would be very chatty while a strange woman is spreading hot wax next to my asshole
>>34399076He got you bro
>>34399080No, it's hard to concentrate when the wax technician is working towards my happy ending
>>34399062no i don't get them done professionally being asian and working there just kinda makes me tired of the trope so avoid goingmight go to my stepmom's shop to get my eyebrows done though... i never get them done.
>>34399088>>34399090My mother waxes and lasers and you'd be surprised how annoying some women can be
>>34399086>pecsYou men my mantits?
>>34399086>u can’t grope her backNo deal.
>>34399081No
>>34399062Yes, but not as much as my friend who keeps the conversation going
>>34399094Oh I've met my step grandmother it's not a surprise
>>34399080Don’t wax
>>34399095are pecs and man boobs not the same thing?
>>34399102Pecs are the muscles hiding under the man boobs
>>34399102Depends.I got a bit of a belly and am not really well trained on my upper body.Just wanted to warn you, you wouldn't get an adonis.
>>34399077>>34399089>>34399081Yeah this is what I'm talking about. Have a good one
>>34399065it's a bit sad really>>34399073i've asked if he'd mind if I slept in my own room and he said no but he would like to still cuddle sleep together etc. we live together. I mentioned helping getting him a car through someone I know and mentioned he could go see her more then, and he immediately redirected saying he actually wants to take me places. ngl i do get relief/destress from the cuddling... but I know he needs time to himself too and why I suggest therapy to help him out in life/childhood and relationship traumas. I'm his bestfriend he said so I can't just leave him >>34399084well i'm not kicking him out. I still have a few years for my eggs to be good and find someone eventually. I never was dating or looking really much anyway and this just happened over years slowly and this past year just progressed.
>>34399107If it’s boring you interjecting isn’t going to make it magically interesting Bye
Dming on 4chan would he awesome sauce
>>34399108If you want to be dumb I can't stop you
>>34399110Hell no
>>34399110>>34399107Why don't you just exchange contacts?You two are being insanely stupid.
>>34399106softer guys are cute too
Also we really should be able to create accounts and have avatars. This site is so outdated and it is FAILING! Post counts and customisable profile pages like steam.
it's a samefag
>>34399116You may hold my torso in that case.But I want to lock your other hand in mine.
>>34399120>Turn it into Reddit
>>34399115He doesn’t like me
>>34399110>>34399120
>>34399123nta but you have retards like those two or three using it that way already anyway
>>34399110Who dis
>>34399123It would be completely optional.
I’m not here to talk to anyone. You’re here to listen. Stay mad
>>34399131My eyes glided over this post without reading it.
>>34399113i genuinely just want him to have a better life. i'm giving him a really good deal on a car. I ant him to be open with me about his struggles and he brought up how one of their recent anniversaries he got a hotel for romantic intentions and instead she spent the whole time on the bed shopping for a $300+ item using his money and I feel he's really hurt from that
In fact it wouldn’t be better than reddit. Everyone would come here.
>>34399134Would*. This place is a bore really needs a paint job.
>>34399131So are we axing the dm feature
It's an imageboard not a discord server
Tutorials on how to do spoilers also. Make it more accessible to everyone. A wiki page on everything 4chan. You would probably end up in there as some sort of trivia.
>>34399138It's in the FAQ page, just hit ctrl+s to generate the spoiler tags. They don't work on every board though.
>>34399138What's next? A tutorial on how to triforce?
>>34399139You can't ctrl+s on a mobile phone. The focus needs to shift from desktop. >>34399140Whatever it takes.
>>34399140In fact you could find it in the “Emoji tab”.
Should i jerk of to big tiddies or flatties today?
>>34399133just because he’s a victim doesn’t mean he’s incapable of manipulating you. Which he is doing
I just want flags and IDs so it's easier to filter spamming retards
>>34399147saggers
>>34399150with big areolas? hnnnng
Eventually die to popular demand ofcourse “Guest Accounts” would be removed and registration would be mandatory to browse and you get ti post after you've lurked for 10 hours on the board you wish you post in.
>>34399148how is he manipulating me? even if we talk about the situation? i'm the one who went out of my way to invite him to live with me..
I will sleep on this.
>>34399155Bye
>>34399151Saw this women on youtube, all she does is make thirst content about her saggers.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-1Tg6pHfCs0
>>34399160Euwwww
>>34399160She's an OF chick
>>34399160Impressive, very niceLet's see her without a shirt
do men lie about liking small chests on women, because we get teased for being more manly
>>34399160god thats so hot
>>34399168Yes
Hate is a very powerful emotion. I don't hate the human species. I dislike it.
>>34399170why lie
>>34399168I like small breasts but some men probably lie about it idk
>>34399168Lemme suck those mosquito bites all day aaAAAAAAAAAA
>>34399173To manipulate you
>>34399154His options increase.Your options decrease.Someday he will be very happy, and you will be all alone and left with nothing but memories.
>>34399168I like small and large
How rare is it for a girl to have one massive milker, and one cute small boob? Best of both worlds!
Plap
>>34399184Maybe if one boob had cancer? Let’s find out.
>>34399180why does his increase and mine decrease? I don't think all of my memories are bad from a past relationship separate of this one. maybe being alone is what's meant to be for me? i'm not the best, just me. but i have posted pic before on this site and got called a stacy etc. i'm above average. generally considered an 8-9/10 so if I get uglier later on that leaves me at 6 maybe but sometime I feel like a 4-6
>>34399190It’s not even about that… you are so strange
>>34399168I like them
>>34399190>8-9/10Lol
>>34399184This reminds me of that warhammer slaneesh lord
>>34399188At least ask a question if you want to hornypost. You guys put in zero effort nowadays.
Men, how kinky is your gf?
>>34399192what do you mean?>>34399194right? they're just being sarcastic
>>34399199I don't have one. Never have.
Men if you could pick the color of your gf’s dress, what would it be? Going to a wedding in late May and I obviously can’t pick white.
>>34399201I'm laughing at you
I'm pretty sure this gets asked all the time, but M/F how much do you think age-gap matters in a relationship?Been dating a bunch of 18/19 year olds recently and I'm 30. But usually it's either>omg so gross you're unc or>actually i really like older men, they're so much more mature and easy to be myself aroundbut if you look at like reddit or other places online, you'd think dating someone 5 years younger than you is literally worse than rape.
>>34399205Whatever fits the wedding? Is there a color code? Idk man, blue?
>>34399190>why does his increase and mine decrease?Because you make decisions that are bad for you but good for him, like making yourself into his sex buddy BEFORE he resolves his other shit.If you wanted to make a good decision for yourself then you would only agree to be his sex buddy AFTER he resolves his other shit.
>>34399205Not a man You also have to avoid whatever color the bridesmaids are wearing but also go with the wedding colors/theme and be in season. Don't ask a man that's the last person you want advice from on this. Ask the maid of honor.
>>34399213Why do you keep posting this. If it's even true you're way too old to give a shit.
I don’t get anything anymore
>>34399205Some kinda pastel colour maybe?
>>34399205I am not in the mood right now.
>>34399199Well she's not a hentai/porn girl but she definitely has an ugly bastard thing going by her past bfs and myself. There's a stepdad in the mix that I have threatened multiple times, so he's probably to blame.
>>34399213Yeah it does.I have never met someone a decade younger than me that I was interested in dating. The idea that they were potentially smearing shit on the walls while I was learning algebra bothers me. They're always for lack of a better word retarded in comparison and I could never date them.
>>34399223You're gonna get this dih
>>34399230lol okay fine
>>34399226One day science will invent a woman without a rape kink
>>34399234They exist, as long as they haven't experienced any abuse
One can only laugh. Why do I care so much about how I look still, if my entire life I’ve known I don’t look good?
>>34399221Bridesmaids are wearing sage green. Wedding is in near a forest.
>>34399206that was always allowed anon, be merry with teh lulz>>34399218well that ship has sailed hasn't it? i already have had sex with him. it's not so bad, i mean in a selfish way i really do destress with the cuddling. and he supports me and my pet financially. he's helped me cut/bleach and soon dye my hair so I can feel better about myself. i asked him recently if he was ever planning to move back in with her and he said he doesn't want to. later thus month he is telling er even more about us other than just sleeping-- that there are feelings involved. it's very messy now I know but I broke and caved because I was alone for shy a few years almost a decade before he pursued me heavily. it's been a long road of being alone so i do fault myself for that. i still think about sometimes sleeping in my own room just to force him to think and sleep alone for once.
>>34399205BLACKBe the anti-bride
>>34399240No they have rape kinksJust it manifests in different ways
>>34399244>well that ship has sailed hasn't it?Well, no, because at any point in time you can just kick him out and move on with your life.Every day that you don't, it's your choice. When you're here next week having the exact same issues you have today, it's your choice. When you're here next year having the exact same issues you have today, it's your choice. When you're here next year having the exact same issues you have today, it's your choice. You are the one continuing to put your life on pause and never make any lasting permanent progress at all.You've already wasted so much time. Don't waste more time. You don't need to kick him out for a night so he can spend the night alone-- you need to kick him out for good if you ever want your life to move forward.
Do you want to get married
>>34399248I just might be crazy enough to do it
>>34399254I hardly know you
>>34399254Maybe some day
>>34399254Do you?
Got myself some DQ chicken wraps. They are my go to cheat meal. Tomorrow is a day of fasting for Good Friday, so I am going to eat a little extra today.
>>34399253wouldn't that be cruel? I meant going to my bedroom instead of his to sleep. not straight up kicking him out. i really came here today to talk to men about how they feel about someone doing this to them-- the open relationship thing, her getting hypocritical about it, her threats/actions of self harm and his worry about telling her he has feelings for me and him blaming himself for her outburst like that.I want to get a hold of where he is emotionally psyche wise in the perspective of other men who have potentially gone this route or what they think they would feel/do
>>34399263I don’t know. I don’t think it’s something to aim for anymore, it would be tainted even if I did
>>34399254i don't know if a guy would love me enough
>>34399269>it would be taintedWhy?
>>34399254I'm going to marry my gf soon
>>34399271Hey
>>34399254Yh in 2037
>>34399272I’m incapable of doing something like that. Being normal. And after years of wanting and hoping for it and just becoming bitter about it, I wouldn’t enjoy it anymore. That ship has sailed
>>34399243Forest...what about a common wildflower color like yellow or a light purple?
>>34399266>I meant going to my bedroom instead of his to sleep. not straight up kicking him out.Yes, straight up kicking him out. You NEED to kick him out. You've already wasted so much time, and you'll never get to have that time back. You're only going to waste more time by staying with him. You need to kick him out permanently to save your future.You're asking us to help you harm yourself. What you do in these threads is the relationship equivalent of you asking us to help you cut yourself. Nobody wants to help you hurt yourself. I'm really sorry for you, but nobody can help you the exact way you want because what you're asking for is awful.
>>34399254I don't knowI've thought maybe once, definitely once, but now idk again
>>34399281Just let her do itIf she’s feeling a connection with him there’s no stopping it
>>34399229>They're always for lack of a better word retarded in comparisonTo be fair that's just women in general.I just broke up with a 30 y/o who was a director at her agency, and she had the mental abilities of a middle schooler when it came to any interaction with me. And the 26 y/o I dated before her literally was just watching tranny videos on youtube/tiktok 24/7 and couldn't even bother to change out of her sweat pants for dates.So like yeah, teenagers have some problems too but at least they have the excuse of being 18 and retarded so I can look past it.
>>34399281Bro talking to a wall
>>34399287I was talking about men though
>>34399284What changed
>>34399292In that case it's just fair with people in general.But I've never dated men so I can't speak to that.I feel like age matters less here than willingness to put in effort.
I could probably knock out every guy here with 1 punch. I could for sure knock out every woman here with 1 punch.
I could for sure die from one punch
>>34399300Are you some kind of... One punch guy?
If some raging gorilla asshole came swinging at me I could for sure knock him out in one punch
>>34399281what kind of future do you think i could have, anon? how is this like cutting myself, i've been single nearly a decade and feel like this is just dipping my toes into getting used to being intimate with someone again, and I am benefitting and so is my pet with his presence. she's actually threatened and probably did so in the past cut herself and I think that's totally different because she's being manipulating and toxic and he even said he is scared of her. genuinely wanted men's perspective on their thoughts and feelings about going about telling your mostly separated partner about another woman when she is known to do that(cut) to herself. and the men's thoughts on her wanting to open the relationship and what that does to a man deep inside and what it means he still doesn't want to move back in with her after all this time and if that says something about meI just really want to piece him together psychologically understand the weight of his likely feelings>>34399285i've known him since highschool and the last 5-6 years we got a lot closer, he's helped my family in need when we weren't as close as we are now an that really stuck with me
waitttt I can’t wait to kill myself. I love how weightless the thought makes me feel
How do you avoid spilling water on other people when you speak with a wet mustache?
>>34399303>and if that says something about meIt sure does, Anon, it sure does.
>>34399306They should be grateful
>>34399266I'm honestly never able to tell whether women are just being stupid or whether men are just pretending to be women to make them look bad.
>>34399308like me being a dumb bitch? or he actually likes/loves me or is using me etcbecause i find it kinda weird he doesn't want to move back if he's so in love with her and want to understand
There aint nothing wrong with a black nigga talking proper
>>34399304Me too just letting go. Don't have to worry about anything.
>>34399303If your friend came to you and said "Can you give me advice on how I can do a better job of cutting myself?", would you give your friend advice on how to cut, or would you beg your friend to not to cut at all?Nobody is going to give you the help that you want.
>>34399313This nigga tryna be a white boy lmao
>>34399314It’s really nice. Makes me feel dumb to feel sad
>>34397711>evaluate it in a nonsexual context without horninesstf are you talking about? He 100% becomes way hornier when he's shaving you. A man has the will of steel if he resists the urge to immediately fuck his gf after shaving her nethers. It's just erotic af
>>34399318I really wanna see what happens after we die.
>>34399321I don’t. What do you think is going to happen
>>34399294The maybe was really a no, the definitely dumped me. So now I don't know. I haven't had enough time to process yet after the breakup. Like am I over the whole thing for good or am I just being angsty. I kind of want to be done I think so I guess my answer is no.
>>34399321>>34399322I had a near death experience once where they made me the manager of a buffet in heaven and it was full of super fat blacks that threw huge tantrums whenever some dish wasn't refilled. True fucking story, I told my therapist and he said I had unresolved racism. Not sure if that's true, but I've been a much nicer person since then.
>>34399322I think I will be born again in another universe, as myself but a little different. Time is marching on but one day I will leave here and emerge there where I have a chance. And it will be good. >I don’tWhy not? Have you never even thought about it?
Hello. I am very lonely. And I wish I had a gf. Thank you for reading.
>>34399325Why would you want to resolve that that's hilarious
>>34398958I don't, it seems like a poser word. Kinda like if you started using the word finna as an adult. Hoes and bitches are funnier words, so if I ever use it, it's more in a comedic sense, but that's sometimes hard to convey online so I seldom use it on the internet
>>34399326I think I'm either going to hell or nothing will happen. I don't want to be reborn or in another universe unless I am an animal with no consciousness
>>34399325That sounds like hell, but it is funny >>34399327You're welcomeI wish no one was lonely. I wish no one was lonely the way people wish no one was hungry. At least hunger is natural and our bodies can adapt to it. Our minds cannot handle isolation. And people don't care, because we're weird or ugly we deserve it. And we just atrophy while they laugh or shake their heads about everything we did wrong
Do you think there is a slur for a black woman who exclusively dates or has sex with white men?
>>34399331Even if you had a good life?
>>34398966Honestly, assuming we've been in a relationship for a while so I already trust her, I'd start crying at least on the inside, but on the outside I'd try to stay calm and try to see the reasoning behind why she asked this in the first place. Do I not make her happy anymore? Did I ever make her happy? Is there something I could do to make her feel better? Where do these feelings come from? A lot of it, I wouldn't ask directly, but any sort of questioning would intent to answer those questions.But odds are it's gonna end in divorce cause open relationships are more like a last straw thing
>>34399335>Do you think there is a slur for a black woman who exclusively dates or has sex with white men?Bed wench
>>34399335!coalburnerSnowblower?
>>34399335Negro bed wench.
>>34399086>no, u can’t grope her backAbsolutely no deal
>>34399328In hindsight I think it was PTSD from when I worked the counter at a seafood fast food place in a black neighborhood in high school, but it was pretty absurd, just like constant streams of 500lb people screeching about how you didn't give them they shrimp when the shrimp tails are literally all over their shirts.As another small breakthrough my parents made me get that job and they also got mad at me for growing up racist, shit this is some psychological breakthrough stuff.
>>34399340>Snowblowerlmao
Is it racist if I thought snowblower was funny
>>34399336Whats the point of living a good life later if I'm living a bad one now. I'll suffer twice in the end
>>34399346Who cares
>>34399349How is that suffering twice? Lots of things have to be bad before they become good. You won't even remember your old one.
>>34399353>You won't even remember your old one.Thats the worst part. I suffered for nothing and for no one
>>34399354What if the suffering was for the sake of the next you.
>>34399355Fuck that
>>34399357You won't even know you suffered. It'll be like it never happened.
>>34399337from what I can tell have been told bybhim she has become asexual in their relationship but might just be that way general now, so i'm not sure if it's him not attracting her as much or she jut lost her libido. I wonder if he has asked her all of those questions like you. something inside him just hurts and he compares me to her in how I don't use him for money, how I actually help clean, and how jealous she'd be since she knows i'm quite smaller than her(kinda a dwarf here) and can wear the cute things she wants. which that last part was odd for him to bring up because I was just venting about finding items my sizewould you cry when you're alone? they got together very young and got married and it's an over a decade relationship they have so wondering how he feels since it was just a few years in she brought up opening the relationship
>>34399316>trying to give advice to decades schizoFirst time?
>>34399358Then what was the point of it happening
>>34399364omg thats her? lol
I just had pickles with peanut butter if you want to ask me about it
>>34399333I have a job. I am polite. I am friendly and joke around, although not very extroverted and I always kinda keep my distance from others. I think I come across as normal. But, in reality, I am alone. I have no friends. I have never had a gf. I am a freak. Today, while I was at work as a cashier, a lady smiled to me a lot. She was being nice, I appreciated it. But she was nicer than most other people who are "just being nice". I wonder why she smiled at me like that. Was it pity? Did I look funny? Am I overthinking it? Argh! I wish I had someone to do things for.
>>34399373When's the baby due?
>>34399168I'm a boob guy so all boobs deserve love, but my personal preference is actually smaller. A,B, and C's are nice. If a girl I'm with didn't like hers, I'd do my best to give em the love they deserve. Like, the idea of a girl on my lap with her back arched, and her small boobs protruding forward in such a taunting way that I can't resist tilting my head down to grasp them with my lips, and then I'll start sucking her firm nipples and explore them with my tongue, and I'll knead and kiss her soft breasts and stuff them in my mouth while my arms hold her body in tightly so she can't escape. And maybe she'll be so turned on by all the attention I'm giving her boob that she forgets all her body insecurities, and she'll start moaning and rocking her hips with my dick inside her, which will make me even more horny and moan-y and obsessed with her body.Yeah absolutely love em. Small chested women are like sexy angels. I think I remember seeing a pic of Zendaya wearing a low v-cut dress and some big boobed woman wearing something similar, and there was a point made that the big boob girl was "slutty", but Zendaya was "sophisticated". It's such a dumb thing. Your boobs are great, really.
>>34399377Im infertile
>>34399168No, they don't lie. I like big tits. But what matters is my overall attraction to the woman. Tits size is only one thing I find attractive. Other men think small tits are attractive. Nobody really cares that much.
>>34398133The best relationship is one where both individuals believe their opposing partner is better than them. Best for it that neither are settling. Then both will do their best to be a better person in the relationship to make up for the "gap"
I will go masturbate to hentai and hate myself for having to jerk it instead kf having my dick sucked again.
thinking about her again
>>34399205A guy's gonna think his gf's dress is gonna be pretty anyway. He has no real opinion. What matters more is the particular selection you have at the time. Dresses are super distinct, and color is just one small facet of an entire design of what makes a dress pretty. Select some dresses you like, and ask him which of those he likes
>>34399386same bro
>>34399340>Coalburner>SnowblowerFfs kek
>>34399205Depends on her eyes.
>>34399368Maybe you had to be in a worse place to get to a better place. Maybe there is no point at all and you just got unlucky. But I think there's that possibility and that's what you should look to instead of wanting nothing because you're unhappy in the moment. I think it makes it makes living and facing death a lot easier. I don't fear it as much anymore.
>>34399205Something that complements her complexion and eyes. Maybe a dark green or blue.
>>34399397I'm fine with just being dead
>>34399205Not anything black, white, or in between. Probably darker colors. No light-blue or light green or pink or whatever. A darker shade is always more classy.
>>34399254Yes. I want to meet my wife.
>>34399319Then he should just have sex with me, not shave me. It's an unnecessary step.
>>34399339>>34399341I don't like this meme.
>>34399361>odd for him to bring upThere's like a 90% chance he only mentioned it because it pertained to the conversation. You vent about finding the right size, and it simply reminded him of his ex's comments. That's it, nothing special behind the curtain and you're just overthinking that interaction. >in how I dont...You seem like a catch in his eyes, and he just appreciates you. Hope he shows it too with actions.>would you cry when you're alone?I'm sorta a more emotional guy that most prob. Like I teared up during the recent Invincible episode where the genocidal superman-husband comes back to his wife to apologize that he acted like a monster because that's how his alien society raised everyone. The wife is obv hurting like crazy cause she lost her husband to the monster standing in front of her, the man she loved desperately. I also tear up from One Piece. So idk if you should displace the crying opinions or a rando man online onto a man you know irl.Buy yeah, I'd probably cry if I was alone. Probably give a couple barbaric "FUCK!!!"s alone in a car. Over a decade, you say? I've I got someone better (you) sheesh who cares about old girl? She's nothing compared to you. The past is gone, the present and future is the people with him rn
>>34399401If you had the option to be dead or for your dreams to come true which would you pick?
>>34399408>It's an unnecessary step.Oh hell no, ALL foreplay to get you riled up is necessary
>>34399417There's such a thing as too much foreplay.
WomenHow much foreplay is too much
>>34399205What colors are you?I say silver.
>>34399413Lol
>>34399423If he's hard and I'm naked, I'm ready.
nothing upsets me more than just knowing how dumb i am it's like you have one job and you won't do it, it's so sad. im kind of averagely smart in many ways but I'm literally like subhuman and next level dumb in all the ways that actually matter, it makes me so depressed it's unreal, people don't know what it's like. except some definitely do and theyre out there, they live for a while and then they all just die because they're still smarter than i am they have more dignity or something. a concept i don't like because everybody has such a different definition of it as they do with every word but with this one it's just so next level intelligible
>>34399411Blame Tariq Nasheed.
>>34399423Depends on the foreplay.Fully clothed making out? No limit. Could stay in that until I have inhaled >his lung. Start touching and there better be penis-ing in the next 10 minutes.
>>34399429Idk who that is. Stop saying the meme regardless.
>>34399413Nta but I think I might still choose death. Having my dreams come true still sounds hard and then I have so much to lose.
>>34399423Depends on the day desu
>>34399425What's so funny?
>>34399438It's a dumb question
>>34399419Huh? I mean, he doesn't have to give a massage, shave her skin, oil her body, and do her taxes. It's just >Hey babe, wanna help me shave down there? It's sorta hard to see and you do it so well?(You): Takes off pants, takes off underwear, spreads leg outHim: Touches you, shaves you delicately, gets hard, cleans you up, then maybe eats you out or fingers you or straight up pulls out his dick and fucks you. Lots of ways to change it up and be creative. Shower is best for easy cleanup, but you could also be sitting on the edge of the sink or toilet for his ease and your enjoyment
Anons will you tell me a bedtime story?
WomenWhat do you like for foreplay
>>34399446Too embarrassing.
>>34399431>Idk who that isRace baiting idiot on xitter.> Stop saying the meme regardlessNo. :)
>>34399447Ask me again when I don't have a sore throat, and I'll record a vocaroo.
>>34399447PickAlready did goose girl
>>34399448I don’t know. Likely waiting until I find >him>>34399453Oyasuminasai anon. Feel better soon.
>>34399448Dirty talk, kissing, rough grabbing, getting to huff his clothes/underwear. The moment his dick is out or he's touching my pussy, I want the sex to start.
>>34399451?? If he's already had sex with you, why would it be embarrassing? Guys like staring at girl cooch, which I guess is something most girls (at least on here) don't seem to relate to. It's just so pretty, and it's so close to her heart. Ya just wanna do something to it
>>34399456Rumble mumble goose egg. It’s almost Easter.
>>34399457Hey
i literally shouldve had children, its so horrible and depressing, i never got to even plan anything, even consider it let alone do it. normal life would be incredibly easy for me if i had an opportunity to do it.
Oh shit it's femanon story time, i'm excited
For the past year or so, 99% of what comes out of my girlfriend’s mouth is complaining. It’s getting to a maddening degree; it’s like “how the fuck is she complaining so much?”
>>34399467It all began... when I was born
>>34399452You're lucky I can't strangle you through the internet.>>34399461It's embarrassing because of the context. Even if he's horny while he does it, a guy shaving me would be focused on my pussy in a non-sexual way, which isn't the type of attention I want it to get. I'd worry that he'd start judging it critically instead of just wanting sex.
>>34399471>You're lucky I can't strangle you through the internetDon't threaten me with a good time.
>>34399443It really isn't.
>>34399473
Do other women here like >getting to huff his clothes/underwear (F. Anon 2026 >>34399459)too?A fetish that I and probably most guys would enjoy are gf used panties on my face (maybe she's wearing them and just rubbing her crotch on me) or even having them stuffed in my mouth as a gag (yes I know, but they're so fucking sexy...). How far do women like guy's boxers?
>>34399468If shits shit then it would be lying to not be honest about how you feel about shit being shit. You want her to lie instead?
>>34399477Love you too hunny bun. :)
>>34399475Which options do I have in real life? I always have the option of death. All my hopes and dreams coming true? Thats a fantasy
>>34399478That's a very normal fetish for a guy to have, in my experience.
>>34399478worn underwear is fucking disgusting, I try to avoid touching it even when doing laundry
>>34399423there's no such thing
>>34399471Idk, there's like zero way he's gonna be judging it. He's probably just gonna hope you're liking it as much as he is, and he wants to do a good job of getting you perfectly clean and focusing on not hurting you. With a pussy right in your face, it's hard not to want to eat it out - like that's the main elephant in the room in his head. You really got nothing to worry about unless you got some infection going on, but you can check easily before you ask him to shave you. I'd personally be really sad if a gf wouldn't want me to shave her down there. Also cause guys wanna be useful to women in a sexual way.
Women how would you feel if you were taking a shit and your husband walked in smelled the air reeled back and said "wow! What the fuck have you been eating?"
>>34399491>guys wanna be useful to women in a sexual wayLiterally just fuck me, that's all I want and wish for.
>>34399493if he comes into the bathroom when I'm using it, we're getting a divorce
>>34399483Life is life and life is fixed. Sometimes there's nothing we can do to fix it so we look outside of it for hope. Sure it's fantastical but nobody really knows what happens after we die. Your guess is as good as mine and why not make it a hopeful one.
>>34399493"You made dinner so you only have yourself to blame for this and I warned you it was a wet one"
>>34399491nta but earlier itt anon said he loses his boner if there's a couple forgotten stray hairs on shaved pussyyou can't just assume every guy is as non judgmental as you and give people advice based on that, you set them up for lots of bullshit in general, if someone's scared of being judged for something then it's because they have been judged for it before or have seen people judge others for it, they don't just randomly come up with the idea that they might get judged for it
Where's my indie pawg gf?
>>34399500Because it doesn't matter I don't care what happens. I'll be dead. It only matters what I feel in this life right now
>>34399478I like sniffing his hair or shirts but I am not interested in huffing ball and ass crack sweat :/>>34399491NtaI trust him to get things out of my eyes but no way would I ever trust anyone but myself to shave my bits
>>34399495What if what he wants is for you to feel comfortable with him? He wants you to feel safe and non judged around him. What if he wants you to feel like you can be yourself, you can burf, you can fart, you can shit (everybody poops, i read that in a book once), you can piss around him. You can be hungover with your head over the toilet and he wants to be there to hold your hair back and get you water and hug you comfortably to sleep. You could be on your period and shedding gunk, or breaking out badly and he'll still find you as lovable and fuckable as ever. You could be pregnant and giving birth, or growing old and grey, or dying of cancer, and he wants to be by your side the entire side with more love than ever. Would you really want to take away from him? From yourself?
Where's my goth gf?
>>34399510Nta but real life isn't like your romantic fantasies in 99% of cases.
>>34399505I mean ya - you shouldn't be with a guy like that. Hell, nobody should. Like, why would anyone want to be with a guy seeking "perfection" when that would make him a hypocrite cause no-one is perfect? Does anyone really want to live a life with a person they have have constant fear of not knowing whether or not that person is an asshole? Wouldn't they rather know early on that they are an asshole? That's like waiting till after marriage to figure out if their baby ideas match yours. Figure that shit out early, and leave em if they suck and judge you for being a human.
>>34399468She must be depressed. Have you tried to actually understand what she has a problem with and listen to her?
>>34399516>leave em if they suck and judge you for being a humanMost people in relationships are too desperate to be in a relationship for multiple reasons (like JH, she really wants to do this whole sane and well on her way go motherhood larp, so she'll ignore a ton of red flags to get there) and will put up with a lot of less than ideal behavior just so they can force their vision. If people thinking you got the perfect life because you're married is higher on your priority list than not feeling humiliated every time you have sex then thats what people will chose. Again, your romantic fantasies aren't real life for the majority of people and most relationships are very far from ideal, they are usually riddled with people putting up with shit they shouldn't because they value the benefits of not leaving higher. Wether or not you personally agree with their priorities isn't going to change their mind.
>>34399463Welp, it almost had nothing to do with a goose egg after like 5 minutes.https://voca.ro/1jISL072Cr9F
I bought that new cheap macbook. I see why people are obsessed with these now
Women: what would you think if you saw a guy with the dolphin here tattooed on his arm?
>>34399530I would think he likes dolphins or was gay.
>>34399530that he went to one too many drug fueled raves in the 90s
>>34397856FOverthrowing the tech oligarchy
the moon looks extra pretty tonight
>>34399535it's full moon so she better
How gay will women think if I get this tattoo?
>>34399535I was driving east as the sun set. The moon was huge, wish I could have gotten a decent pictureIt was overcast enough that I saw it completely disappear among the clouds and light up the sky a pale orange for a bit before I got home as well
>>34399538I thought thats a chubby belly with a star shaped belly button from the thumbnail so 100% gay
>>34398257Political lesbianism is like that, but that seems to have mostly died as a unified concept.
>>34399468Man, I've been around a lot of girls. Dude, it's so common for them to complain. You're coming from a male area where we don't really complain or vent all the time to our guy friends, cause we usually just deal with it or hold it in or bury it down. But women vent things to their friends and people they trust, or express their judgements and stuff. It's a cliche, so it of course isn't an assurance. But it's sorta expected when you get a gf :/ Obviously, for sure you gotta have her back during these stressful times, you know, thoughts and prayers bare min. It's your choice on how to approach the rest of it. You could either deal with it - heh - and not say a thing and let her vent like hell. But if you say something, that might mean she'll speak less to you about stuff and you don't really want that. And there's no real perfect balancing act afaik. Imo, figure out if she is one of those people - not women - who are complainers. Like, there's complaining that you expect from a gf, and there's a COMPLAINER. Like, they bring everyone down with them to wallow in their hole of despair. You can't fix these types of permanently negative people; you cannot be with a person like that. Odds are she's just normal and you just aren't used to it though.
>>34399540Idk I think this one is on you and your latent homolust
>>34399530That he got a stereotypical "girl's first tattoo" when he was drunkOr yeah gay>>34399538You guys keep assuming I have any idea what this shit is
>>34399538Mega gay if you get anything from jojo's.
>>34399508You'll be dead but you can also be alive in a better place. Why does what happens here matter more than what happens there if it'll all be over and you don't even like it anyway?
GenderIs mid night too late for some brewskis
>>34399537and she looks very yellow!>>34399539that sounds cool, I wanted to take a picture of the moon but I didn't have my phone with me
>>34399543it's on you for being a faggot with faggot ideas actually
>>34399544>You guys keep assuming I have any idea what this shit isThat's the birthstar that members of the Joestar family, the protagonists of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, all shareI like the show and comic and am a JoJo irl who is related to other irl JoJos
>>34399530I've seen so many people with random and pointless tattoos that it's visual noise to just be filtered out so I wouldnt think much
>>34399548No
>>34399411Why?
If there are any staunchly anti-tattoo posters itt, what do you think of people who only got one or two of them for sentimental reasons and put them in places that are always hidden by clothing? They're not in slutty locations, either.
>>34399556Still dumb but whatever
>>34399548drinking is allowed between 5 pm and 5 am
>>34399548One or three beers as a treat is permissible at that hour imo.
As I drift across the skyThe hour hand turns highSo goodnighthttps://youtu.be/RVFo1gt82yI?si=y3DcfV3uSsJJejRC
Average femanon
This is why we hate you fucking assholes men! How can someone like this just walk away from relationship with no neverminds, no fucks given?
>>34399554>>34399559>>34399560Fuck it I'm buying some beers
>>34399566Enjoy my thirsty friend. They stop selling it after midnight where I live
>>34399521Idk what your point of all of this is. Say a person is getting abused in a relationship. But they're married, and that's higher on their priority list. (>Wether or not you personally agree with their priorities)You haven't made any argument as to what I or anyone who disagree with said priority or anything "should" do. Furthermore, you keep saying this is a fantasy. Is it a fantasy to not be abused? Is it a fantasy not to be judged by the person you choose to marry? Is it a fantasy to be with a nice person? Would you consider it a fantasy to be with someone you can rely on? A person you can trust? This is like bare minimum shit you should expect out of good friends, good family, loved ones. Please elucidate, what do you consider fantastical?Honestly, what is your argument here? I really don't understand. Do you believe people ought to not make comment on a flaw? If someone is an asshole we should tolerate it? If someone is a narcissist should we stay with them? If someone is selfish should we let them take from us? I'm very curious
Does either gender fw sparkling mineral water ?
>>34399571Not as much. Idk it's just not appealing unless it's the only option, and even then regular water just hits.
>>34399571MHell yeah
>>34399579Correct answer.They really just put bubbles in water and I buy it and drink it. What a world
>>34399584You aight.
>>34399547It won’t really be me anymore, it’ll be someone else. I’m me right now and that’s all that matters forever Are you Buddhist or something?
>>34399526What color
>>34399571uhhh yum! nutrients from spring and mineral water are top notch. but i also don't drink soda
>>34399591The citrus one was what really caught my eye, but I thought real hard about it and got silver since I'm going to want to plaster the thing with stickers anyways and think the whiter keyboard looks nicer
>>34399548fno idea what the fuck that is are you an alcoholic?
>>34399596I try to avoid soda these days. I only drink diet soda when I do, and I just tend to avoid HFCS in food and drink in generalI drink energy drinks pretty often though, so I'm not gonna pretend I'm a picture of health or anything
Some ancient family decided a million years ago that when a baby says “abababab” that means father and when it says “amamamam” that means mother
>>34399590Who knows it could be you. Do you like you, would you want to be a better you in a better place? I do. If you're gonna kys then what's thks world or whate happens in it really matter. It doesn't. If that's the route you're going then what's beyond is the bigger concern. >Are you Buddhist or something?No I'm not religious.
>>34399601>and I just tend to avoid HFCS in food and drink in general>I drink energy drinks pretty often though, so I'm not gonna pretend I'm a picture of health or anythingYe olde just redbull eh? Been there.Can the monster teas please not be fake sugar? They're legit good and I don't mind faux flavors if it's behind tea tannins.
>>34399603It isn't wasn't that arbitrary. The baby and its parents came to a mutual understanding that he was adabadada and she was amamamama.
>>34399524Uh, it stopped after 10 minutes. I thought VLC was broken and spent some time on it till I realized the voca brokeim sorry for the effort of the last 15 min
>>34399605I should clarify that I only drink the sugar-free energy drinks. I'm a white monster fan.I still haven't tried any of their teas or punches. I tried their original, insanely high-sugar original flavors when they were new and thought they were gross
>>34399606I wonder what babies see
>>34399604Why don’t you think you can just be a better you now? If I have to die to be me but a little better. Why not just be something completely different
>>34399611>Whoa that guy is big as fuck and I am shitting o_o
>>34399603yeah, baba or papa, sorta like dada i guess
>>34399607Oof. I think I already did that story once anyway way back.
>>34399570>You haven't made any argument as to what I or anyone who disagree with said priority or anything "should" doYou should keep it to yourself because it's none of your business.>Is it a fantasy to not be abused? Is it a fantasy not to be judged by the person you choose to marry? Is it a fantasy to be with a nice person? Would you consider it a fantasy to be with someone you can rely on? A person you can trust?Yes, for the majority of people it is. As I said, your lofty idealized ideas of love and relationships aren't reflected in the cold hard reality of life in most relationships. Ofc that would be the ideal but thats like telling a broke person with no education they should quit their mcdonalds job because their boss isn't appreciative and respectful enough with them. Ofc ideally nobody would have to put up with humiliating bullshit but most people simply can't afford to make a huge deal out of not outright being beaten up (and many can't even make a huge deal out of that...), not unless they are willing to deal with the consequences of making a huge deal out of it and demanding to be treated right. >bare minimum shit Sure, in "everything's as it should be" world but last I checked, thats not the one we live in. >Do you believe people ought to not make comment on a flaw?No, it's not your place to comment on and point out what other people have decided to put up with because in their calculations it's worth it. It's actually inconsiderate and rude of you to draw attention to it. They know, they just hope nobody notices what they have to deal with to have what they want.>If someone is an asshole we should tolerate it? If someone is a narcissist should we stay with them? If someone is selfish should we let them take from us?No, we shouldn't, but again, there's lots of things in this world that shouldn't be the way they are and yet they are. 1/2
>>34399621You got a nice voice though
>>343996232/2It's really not your place to be on someone's case about how they "should" leave their husband if he makes them feel disgusting for being human when leaving him would mean becoming a single mom with no career, no savings, no place to stay, nobody to help with the kids, etc. Sometimes putting up with disrespect is by far the smaller evil to endure and you rubbing it in their face that thats what they have to do is just making the situation worse for no reason. Keep it to yourself and be glad you seem to have the luxury snd privilege of being in a position to demand perfect in your life.
>>34399599No I drink maybe once or twice a month. 4-5 beers max but I'm a light weight
>>34399626Ty. I was struggling and yawning quite a bit tho. I must bless myself with another sleep nuke if I don't fall asleep in 4 minutes.
I now have a mighty need to go buy beer tomorrow.
>>34399015UpdateI went over to her room and knocked but she was on the phone and she said to message her so I texted her. I think I missed the moment but we'll see if she ever responds. I checked her IG, she's definitely single.
>>34399632Based. I'm cracking my first one open tonight
>>34399628>gets drunk twice a month >not an alcoholic oh ok
>>34399633Calm down, histrionic bro. Or else you'll scare her.
>>34399635Two out of every 30 or so days bro. That's like 24 days drunk in 365
>>34399638did you grow up around alcoholics that you think thats a low number?
>>34399639Did you grow up in a church?
>>34399635Anon actually isn't an alcoholic. Anon is almost an alcoholic; maybe it would be accurate to say that brosis is halfway there4 units a week on average = alcoholism, and anon is at 2 a a week on average
State GEnderShould I watch Evangelion or Jojo's part 4 tonight.
>>34399640in my experience, people get drunk maybe four times a year max and thats the ones I'd consider getting drunk often, the average person I know gets drunk maybe once every four years
>>34399643The west has fallen.
>>34399613>Why don’t you think you can just be a better you now?There are some things you can't change this me is a write off. Like I can ask you why you can't just fix your life too instead of ending it. >Why not just be something completely differentBecause there are parts of me that I like and I'm attached to myself fundamentally. Don't you think that of yourself?
>>34399634Whatcha drinkin?
>>34399641damn, they really let everyone call themselves not an alcoholic, lol
I have a roided out buff lesbian hitting on me on this dating app (I'm straight woman)What do I do
>>34399642Evangelion for a sad time JoJo for a fun time
>>34399649>straight>has profile set to women seeing it stop larping dumb coomer moid
>>34399647lol I'm not gonna argue with you. It's a surprisingly lenient threshold, but that is actually the magic number for a formal diagnosis of alcoholism apparently
>>34399646Miller
>>34399651I have it set for the possibility of making female friends, and also I'm curious what other girls profiles look like.
>>34399655sure
>>34399642Part 4 is my favorite JoJo. Highly recommend.
>>34399641I think you got per day and per week confused lol
>>34399658nta but no they didnt, the threshold for alcoholism is surprisingly low
>>34399657Evangelion it is, then.
>>34399630Welp. The ashwaganda is gone. Hope this works too. Guess I need to buy tea tomorrow.
>>34399654Noice. I'm probably gonna buy Pacifico tomorrow>>34399658I could be misremembering, sorry.
>>34399659drinking most days of the week is by no means low
>>34399659>ntaNah, you trolling.
>>34399660Not familiar, but hope you enjoy!
>>34399664Hehe haha
>>34399456this is actually kinda cute
>>34399667>anon is already drunk ew
>>34399670Oh, no sorry I guess I should have nta or maybe used my words.It's just funny how easy people can fail to see that drinking almost every day is alcoholism no matter how you slice it, is what I mean
>>34399456East of the Sun and West of the Moon
>>34399671>2/30>almost every dayDamn you're real bad at math
>>34399649You don’t have to do anything, if you were a woman you would know this
>>34399671if I was an alcoholic I'd probably try to cope by twisting and turning it at first too, so it makes senseit would be much more based to say "yeah, I'm an alcoholic, so what?" than do the whole "uhm sweaty, getting drunk most days of the weak is NORMAL, I am absolutely NOT an alcoholic at all" clown show, the denial is even more cringe than the alcoholism
>>34399674But I am intrigued
How many beers does it take you to get buzzed
>>34399412no I mean, she didn't say this herself he was insinuating telling me she would be/is jealous of my size. but that doesn't really have to do with me having trouble finding stuff to wear. >Hope he shows it too with actions.I think he does, he always gets me a treat or two after work without me ever asking. >I'm sorta a more emotional guy that mostaw that's not a bad thing. i've seen him get teary eyes during a show/movie too, or even a song I played once. might have to check out invincible? one piece is daunting because of the series size. >sheesh who cares about old girl? She's nothing compared to you. The past is gone, the present and future is the people with him rnwell they aren't necessarily on bad terms, they still communicate and he sees her whenever he needs to do our laundry(I don't have it set up here yet) it is true that he spends almost all of his time with me compared to her or anyone else in general really. that's a roommate thing though. been really trying to stop overthinking but I tend to wander in my mind, thanks anon. just wanna be a good influence on him and hope he changes for the better
Wait, why did JH date her uncle? Isn't that weird?
>>34399680Dunno, beer is gross
>>34399684There is NOTHING wrong with dating and marrying your uncle
>>34399684She seduced him then ruined his life and lied about him after her parents found out. She then dated her cousin who "cheated" on her. I think she was just born as an evil freak.
>>34399684>>34399687>>34399690She's going to be so mad at you guys when she gets back up in four hours.
what sort of bees make milk?
>>34399680If it's anything under 4% abv I'll probably need two to feel buzzed.
>>34399695Cow
>>34399695Beereasts
>>34399678Mhm
>>34399698no>>34399699not bad it's boobees
femanons are zzzzzzing
>>34399708I’m here, trying to wake up
>>34399710This late? Or is it that early
>When your gf gets a new look
>>34399708I should be
>>34399711Early. I was working in my dream so I woke up tired
>>34397843>How do men suddenly have no free time to date?I'm ugly so I don't date.
>>34399712>When your
>>34399714Why aren't you.
>>34399716>replying to the spammer earnestly I am inconvenienced by your behavior
>>34399718Because I have no discipline and feel like I should do a chore or eat something first but don't wanna.
men, you might not want to date a gold digger, but what about a silver digger? bronze digger? quartz digger? clay digger? where do you draw the line or is no digging allowed at all? is she supposed to be the one enriching the soil? with what? nitrogen from her pee?
>>34399723I'd date a soul digger
>>34399724soil, soul, same thing really if you think about it
>>34399672Fair.Now I feel eepy and winded.https://voca.ro/1iBJgsDrlFon
>>34399721Gay
>>34399723Idc what she digs as long as I can dig into her tiddies with mah face
>>34399729begone coomer
>women lose their meme jobs to AI>now they all want to be housewives againFunny how that works
>>34397856M>What's your kink?I have a lot but (soft) femdom is one of them.
>>34399733Incel stay incel
>>34399733>people just wanted the freedom to chose>somehow thats a gotcha k
>>34399723Personally I'm of the opinion that digging is fine as long as she's being safe about it. Like I don't want her going in some mine where she's gonna get black lung or something. Also preferably no making a mess of the yard, or illegal digging.
>>34399734What makes it soft
>>34399623Compare your >No, we shouldn't [tolerate an asshole/narcissist...]to >,,,but last I checked, thats not the one we live in. >You should keep it to yourself because it's none of your business.This is a contradiction. Suppose women cannot vote. Suppose blacks and minorities cannot vote. They are suppressed by the men in power who can. Perhaps they are slaves in some way to such people. Perhaps they are slave to "societal bonds". In general their current livelihood, perhaps their marriage, perhaps their housing is dependent upon them. >it's not your place to comment on and point out what other people have decided to put up with because in their calculations it's worth it.>It's actually inconsiderate and rude of you to draw attention to it. >They know, they just hope nobody notices what they have to deal with to have what they want.Do I really need to type out the argument? It's literally what's been taught in school history books. Like, what the hell am I reading here? Are you saying that it would be,rude to propagate the idea for them to want better living conditions? >Ofc that would be the ideal but thats like telling a broke person with no education they should quit their mcdonalds job because their boss isn't appreciative and respectful enough with them>It's really not your place to be on someone's case... [if it] would mean becoming a single mom with no career, no savings, no place to stay, nobody to help with the kids, etc. >most people simply can't affordYeah, their choice is removed because it's tied to their livelyhood. (Btw, when did femanon ever mention that the hypothetical existence of her partner is tied to her livelyhood? It was about shaving her pubes...) So, suppose they DO have a choice. They have a choice in who they date, who they are friends with, who is allowed in their personal life. Absolutely why in the world would it be, idk morally(?) wrong to propagate the idea for them to want better living conditions? 1/2
>>34399729This
>>34399737exhib not acting obtuse for reddit tier humor display challenge god mode
>>34399627The topic of our conversation was on the shaving of genitals and sexual intercourse - where does this fit in?(repeated)>it's not your place to... their calculations it's worth it.>It's actually inconsiderate and rude of you to draw attention to it. >THEY KNOW, they just hope nobody notices what they have to deal with to have what they want.Oh you 100% cannot say that. "They know". Absolutely not. Abused people VERY very often do not *know* they're being abused. You can easily find truthful analogies to that statement for relationships for a a shitty friend, a shitty parent, being used at work, being treated as a doormat, etc. It just sounds absolutely insane to think that "they know". This is literally an /adv/ board. Have you never seen the countless points of people who do NOT know they have a significant issue needing address, not even just a relationship issue? It seems you are conflating two social issues. One is that of poverty, of lack of freedom, being "slave" to certain structures, real or metaphysical. The second seems to be of vocal propriety, on rudeness, on an authority (or lack thereof) to make vocal galvanization. Your argument in the prev response looks to be something along the lines of, >it's rude to draw attention on social problems because you're assuming they've accepted them, and it also should not be done because it [may?] depend on their livelihood; in the end it's none of your business.Do you not realize that historically if people took this approach then the women you're trying to argue for would have no rights, nor any minority class?And further, it seems you have tied this argument to the OG conversation with pube shaving. But why is an argument against vocal galvanization on one's poverty related issues transferable to galvanization on getting a better bf who respects you UNLESS you are assuming such issues applies to her? Where would such an assumption come from? And what if it does NOT apply?2/2
>>34399723I expect to be dug upon to some extent, but I don't want women that expect me to strive to own my own business or a bunch of assets beyond what we'd need to raise a family and equip them to raise their own families.
>>34399734I could get behind this
>>34399742>Btw, when did femanon ever mention that the hypothetical existence of her partner is tied to her livelyhood? It was about shaving her pubes>anon doesn't even understand the concept of hypotheticals to explain a concept yeah, I'm out, I sure hope you're trolling and aren't like this unironically
>>34399732Is there something wrong with appreciating and partaking of the bosom of a very special girl
>>34399749yes
>>34399742>>34399745>>34399748Hang on I wasn't following, are these walls of text about pubes?
>>34399751And what is so bad about that pray tell
>>34399690>There's a special place in hell for people who do things like this, right next to the child molesters...https://y.yarn.co/fad4b06d-ae04-484f-bd1c-b9631c5bdf71.mp4
>>34399753the same thing thats wrong with being a gold digger, striving for worldly things
>>34399748Read the last paragraph. It's a bad hypothetical
>>34399756you're a bad hypothetical, also a bad hypochondriac and a bad hypocrite
>>34399755If my choices are planting myself in her boobs or masturbatory Hindu Buddhist bullshit then the think the answer is obvious
>>34399741Not into pegging or humiliation.
>>34399759has nothing to do with buddhism but ofc the gooner would chose like this
>>34399642Unrelated, but I just saw the only episode released of Part 7. I'm not the biggest jojo fan, but damn was I entertained.
GenderHave you ever agreed to a kink for your partner that you weren't into but did anyway? What was it?
>>34399761Boobies vs living on a mountain with no clothes or "worldly" things is a pretty easy choice
>>34399764i let her peg me
>>34399680I try to drink like 2 or 3 as fast as I can. Or just take shots of liquor if you wanna be efficient
>>34399768I said kinks you weren't into but your partner was
>>34399764F, yes. Pegging, face sitting, fingering a girl, sending nudes, sexting, phone sex, doing lewd stuff on cam. Makes me want to throw up just thinking about it.
>>34399766yeah, if you're a gooner
>>34399770yeah, i can read
>>34399760Okay so what parts are you into
>>34399723>is she supposed to be the one enriching the soil? with what? nitrogen from her pee?Yes, and she should let me watch
>>34399774I think I speak for all men when I say thisWhy don't you go practice what you preach if you're so concerned about "worldly" things
>>34399758Nice to know you gave up on such a shitty argument. Like when you were making it, why did you not consider the literal history school forces down our gullets? Did you really think any women who cares about women's rights (some dont) would agree with your argument at all? Or any black guy that isn't an uncle ruckus?
women with ugly tits and men with tiny dicks should not be allowed to breedagree or disagree state gender etc
>>34399771>face sittingAre women really not into that
>>34399781One of the most abhorrent things to have ever been invented.
>>34397856*sigh*
I want her to grind her lady bits on my abs and belly
>>34399782That's impossible
>>34399780f, agreed 100%
>>34399780Disagree. You're silly.
>>34399768Did you like it? Any thoughts?
I'm starting to think the change is worse
>>34399781nag, but itt, atogan femanons don't really like it, cept maybe a few
>>34399778I didn't say I am, I just explained why being a gooner is on the same level as being a gold digger
>>34399790Breaks my heart
>>34399788nta but are you retarded?
>>34399776I'm into the pain, sensations, and her wanting to use me however she wants to. Feeling like she wants to consume me and that I'm hers and hers alone.
>>34399771so many gay dudes forcing women to fuck them with strapons these days, pretty sickening desu
>>34399791I'm a gooner because I have the occasional carnal desire I have to satiate?
>>34399796yes
>>34399764FPut a vibrator in his butt And tmi but I don't really like 69ing but it's whatever it's not because either thing is unpleasant I just don't like not being able to focus bc it makes being eaten out less enjoyable and my blowjobs aren't as good even though I can usually deepthroat in that position.
>>34399797That doesn't quite make sense
>>34399799I just explained it to you, are you dense?
>>34399798>just don't like not being able to focusThat's fair
>>34399780I'm sure letting only these countries breed would be a great idea.
>>34399781I would so much rather lay down.Like if the point is pleasuring me then can we just do that why do you have to turn it into some performative thing I don't make him stand or kneel while I blow him.
>>34399794I regret asking
>>34399780There is little doubt in my head that there will be a future when the wealthy pay the gene edit their child, like how they pay to remove all their teeth and replace them with veneers. They'll gene edit for better hair, better height, and longer dicks for men. Women might try for boobs.So it's less important to say that ugly people can't breed cause they're too poor to be in the club anyway
>>34399800First off you didn't say explain why desiring worldly things makes you a Gooner. Second you didn't explain what's so bad about desiring worldly things in the first place. Check and motherfuckin mate
>>34399793? are you?
I wanna lay her down and run my hands along her body and kiss her
>>34399804nta but not sure what you expected
>>34399803That's fair too. Maybe once in a while?
>>34399806a gooner is someone who's always preoccupied with sexual things, which you are since it's all you seem to think about or the majority of things you think about and when you aren't you probably are thinking about things that should help you make your gooner fantasies a reality (working out to get pussy, improving your career to get pussy, trying to fix your confidence to get pussy, researching hair transplants and dick enlargement methods, etc)>what's so bad about desiring worldly things in the first placeit's neutral, it's cringe to reject golddiggin whilst simultaneously being a gooner since those are different flavors of the same thing and thus it makes you a hypocrite I think being a gold digger is just as disgusting as being a gooner so me saying you're gross for being a gooner isn't hypocritical, which is why I am allowed to say that
>>34399812Who says I think about sex all the time. I'm just thinking about burying my face in her titties right now
>>34399798It's crazy that as I guy I get the opposite feeling. Kinda sucks cause I think your f experience is pretty common. and lot of em need focus
>>34399813we both know you are, not a single thought inside that skull that wasn't sparked by your penis
>>34399815Now you're just making shit up. Why are you thinking about my penis maybe you're the Gooner
I love you guys
>>34399816consider this conversation over you demon
>>34399811I'll do it but it's foreplay if it goes on too long I just get frustrated and stop having fun.
>>34399818Got you too riled up didn't I
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
I love you girls
>>34399819I never thought about it like that but it means a lot to me. It wouldn't have to be a regular thing though
>>34399802>self reported statsmhm ok pal
>went to a religious gathering for young adults recently>had to drive into the city for it>didnt allow me to bring my concealed carry in>EVERYONE was a city slicker>surprised i was wearing boots, jeans, and a pearl snap>no one knew the town i was from, thought i was talking about a street with the same name inside the city>"uhh why do you live so far out haha?">bummed all my cigarettes off me>all in tech/finance/marketing>some dude was bragging about taking a waymo to get there and other people were shockedgod i hate city slickers. i hope cities get nuked soon.
>>34399825Young adults have religious gatherings?
>>34399826it's a religious organization hosting a dinner aimed at young adults yeah
>>34399764Mddlg. She was 18 so I felt extra uncomfortable with it
>>34399828What's ddlg
>>34399829Daddy Dom Little Girl
Women thoughts on calling a man and woman looksmatched when they are arguing and saying the other one is ugly.
>>34399831Oh
>>34399682I think a lot of people would like Invincible, but many would not.Yeah one piece is long. Fans made an edit to the series though called One Pace, and it's they put it all online for free. They shortened everything by like half, but it's still a lot. If you wanna just jump in, I think you can probably start at arc 15 Jaya and end after arc 19 ennies lobby. 18 and 19 are the cryers, huge amount of heart. You can see google for the episodes, but to just stream em online it's onepace(dot)co. you seem sweet, I'm sure he adores you since you care about him this way. Wish you well
>>34399712That's pretty cute though
I think getting a significant other makes some people act worse. I’ve known several folks whose egos got inflated the moment they got with someone, just being overall ruder and less thoughtful, etc. Why is this? It didn’t happen with me, I don’t think.
>>34399804nta too, I agree with >>34399810
>>34399840>It didn’t happen with methats what they think too
>>34399841>>34399810I tried to be open minded about it but it’s too disgusting
>>34398966>>34399682Is this the phone bill femanon?Holy fuck you're still on about this guy?
>>34399844What happened to them and her phone bill?
>>34399843Do you just dislike the pain stuff? The other things seem harmless to me. not my cup of tea but still harmless
>>34399828how old were you
>>3439984868
>>34399849>not 67 disgraceful
I wanna fuck you too much, I wanna fuck you too much
>>34399847All of it, nothing wrong with that gets you off but a man talking about being submissive really gross me out.
>>34399843>I tried to be open minded about it but it’s too disgustingI said femdom and you kept asking me about it, what did you think was going to happen?I'm a switch if it makes you feel any better.
>>3439984831
>>34399855I tried to be open minded about it. Read the post again if you are further confused
>>34399854ntaare you a man or woman? just curious
>>34399863Why would that be a man
>>34399865a lot of guys seem very disgusted at male sub types (myself included), just was wondering if it was a girl or guy expressing that sentiment
I'm still not over the girl who only "bullied" me when we were alone. What did she mean?
>>34399723I don’t mind a woman looking for a guy with a stable career and finances in order because I wouldn’t date a woman who was broke and financially illiterate. I see that as a red flag - if you’re overspending on your own salary (or lack of salary), you’ll overspend on our shared salary and endanger both of our futures. I think it’s shallow if you’re concerned about the money specifically and not concerned because it’s an indicator for other problems.
>>34399863Woman
>>34399869>being this dumb the bullying was deserved
>>34399857Congrats she'll think about you and feel bad about herself in 10 years
>>34399825How’s the weather in Salt Lake?
>>34399857What sort of dad were you at the time? Like aging beer belly, balding, and large, or fit dad bod and hunky?
>>34399874Probably. I broke up with her because it got increasingly intense sexually
I'm gonna try smile more, it feels very unnatural though
>>34399876Just regular healthy dude with medium length hair.
>>34399879smiling without having a reason to smile authentically is some top tier psychopathic behavior
>>34399877>>34399828You had a perfect thing and threw it all away?You’re more submissive than the fucking femdom.
>>34399887It's called being polite.
>>34399887I mean I would try to smile when talking to people, idk I'm new to this don't judge me
I started smiling less and trying to avoid social interaction and it's working but as a result now most of my interactions are with homeless and/or mentally ill people with no filter who are asking me for money or to borrow a lighter. How do I get people with zero social awareness or complete disregard for socially appropriate behavior to leave me alone that comes short of getting a taser?
>>34399893>people with zero social awareness or complete disregard for socially appropriate behavioryou attract what you are
>>34399894>completely disregards the questionWhat is the point of you
>>34397408M or FHave you ever been on a break during a relationship?If so, was sex with other people allowed during it?
>>34399895She just trolls people
>>34399895>total inability to grasp meaning I'll spell it out for your slow ass: you need to become something else than a weirdo if you want the weirdos to leave you alone
