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Oh my (pagan) GODS, is it Frieren Friday already?
>>34400455Blasphemous fool! I hope you get monkeypox
Why are men so bad at time management? Women have no problem making time to date, but you all even if you work 40 hours a week you have 2 full days off and hours in the evening. What are you all doing with all that time? Playing video games? Doomscrolling?
>>34400455this artist sucks and freiren fans are annoying as fuck
>>34400485They're bad at money managment too. Some have 300k sitting liquid, usually they just spend all their money immediately though.
>34400485Stop spamming, incel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ierGU6fW3yIIs this what normies look like in 2026?
Girls, what do you think of sensitive and insecure boys? In other words, what's the chance of having a girl who accepts the fact that I want to be protected by her? I'm 19 years old if context matters.
>>34400485>What are you doing with your free timeMaking music and art and software personally
>>34400455Actual question, please state gender:If you feel like other people should be ashamed of their behavior, why do you feel that way?The specific behavior doesn't really matter for the question.I just notice that people often get angry and want others to feel shame and it just occurred to me that anger often follows from fear. My thought was that perhaps people feel shame themselves, fear that shame, and then feel angry that they endure shame while the shameless don't.I'm a bit too "autistic" to relate and could be wrong.
>>34400485I just woke up from a nap, I have a 3D printer going and I’ll be painting minis soon. Girl I’m seeing is playing pokemon next to me, not all of us have to spend our time and energy going out on dates. That’s boomer activity
>>34400492Every girl's hearthrob in 2026.
>>34400496MShame is a social control mechanism that keeps society in check.
>>34400485This post is hilarious for several reasons. First let's cover the obvious>men are just lying because they don't want to date you"I'm too busy" is the male version of "I have a boyfriend." If he actually wanted to date you he'd make time.>you have 2 full days off and hours in the eveningmen tend to work real jobs and don't get constant free shit, so we work longer hours and our jobs tend to be more onerous, so if you want to date you need to make it easier and more rewarding than TV or video games. If you can't manage that in today's lackluster entertainment landscape that's a you problem.
>>34400497Are you printing the minis or are the two unrelated?
>>34400485>Why are men so bad at time management? Before they live on their own, so during their entire formative years, many have no need to develop time management.And many still can't manage basic cleaning and cooking until their girlfriend teaches them.>What are you all doing with all that time? Playing video games?Unironically yes. Other isolated male hobbies exist and the video woman isn't "seeing" those either.Also, dating is a huge time sink that might go nowhere when she ghosts you, unless guys talk to multiple women at once. But women don't like to hear that so you have to not tell them. My friend has painted himself in a corner and is technically dating three women right now because of this.I work 48+ hours a week, fully maintain and clean my home, and take care of regular life bullshit all on my own. And I have deeply mediocre time management.
>>34400498Ew no
Why can't men get to know a girl first and not just reduce us to tits and ass? Like how hard is it to just connect with the person and let the sex stuff develop naturally?
Is it a red flag to put soup in a glass and drink it?
>>34400492Can you stop posting this dating shit already.
>>34400505I’m printing minis etc, it’s for D&D. Got tired of searching for what I wanted.
>34400512>>34400489
>>34400512Don't you have it backwards? How are you supposed to ignore instant physical attraction? Getting to know someone comes later. You could always try wearing a Hijab.
>>34400500Yeah, but that's logic.Do you *feel* others should be ashamed for something? If so, why?It's specifically getting emotional over it I want to understand.Like if someone cuts in line, that's a social injustice and needs correction. I understand feeling angry at someone benefitting unjustly at the expense of others. I understand wanting them to not do it again.I don't understand wanting them to feel shame for having done it. Many people genuinely seem to want others to feel shame for past actions, regardless of future behavior.
>>34400512We like tits and ass and can connect at the same time. It’s all natural
>>34400511To be fair, they seem to style their hair with the same level of care.But otherwise, yeah.
>>34400512>let the sex stuff develop naturallyif you don't act horny as a guy girls lose interest, you basically have to thread a needle of acting sexually interested and aggressive while keeping the pace "just right."
I found out Georgian women are really pretty.Often pale with dark hair and skinny. Basically slavic non-slavs, without any of the drawbacks of slavic countries.
Damn. Is there no way to beg my employer to let me on the work insurance plan outside of the enrollment period or does that have nothing to do with them?
>>34400526It's not up to him, it's up to the insurance company.
>>34400526Most workplace insurance plans are negotiated with an outside vendor, so no your employer probably doesn't have the discretion to just let you hop into it unless you've got a qualifying life event. If it's a completely internal insurance plan (insanely rare in current year) then maybe if your boss absolutely adored you he might let it happen.
Why do you men do this? Like you have an amazing first date, you swear you want to see us again and then you fucking ghost? It was a 6 hour date! Why can't you just be honest instead of getting our hopes up?
>>34400512>Why can't men get to know a girl first and not just reduce us to tits and ass?Tits and ass are attention getting. But nobody I know talks about it to the girl unless she's already onboard.I think the girl in the video, if she's not an idiot or baiting, is describing guys online. Jumping immediately to sex, tits, and ass is a filter. It filters out women who aren't thots, sluts, or whores. Those guys are looking to get their dick wet and don't want to waste their time pleasing a woman with class to get it.Case closed.>Like how hard is it to just connect with the person and let the sex stuff develop naturally?Retarded question. The guy wants to fuck immediately. Right now. Before he knows she exists. Each step towards getting to know her only increases this desire. A civilized man slows his roll because he respects the woman or at least realizes that if he charges in to get his dick wet, he might get laid but he *also* wants more than that. He wants an emotional connection and sweet moments of affection. He wants both immediately but has to wait because that's how human connection works.Men don't usually work by developing an emotional connection first and then becoming attracted. It's very rare. It's like when a guy realizes that his unattractive female friend is kind of sexy in a certain way.Women often develop an emotional connection first and then find the man sexy despite his appearance."Letting the sex stuff develop naturally" is literally the guy being as sexually forward as he thinks he can without ruining everything. If he was guaranteed 100% that she'd like it, he might be dumping his every perverted fantasy on the first date and think he's going to marry her.
>>34400522>09Well? As AFAB, i find horny guys with high sex-drive a huge turn-off (too extra and unnecessary). I wouldn't bother talking to them, whether they are friends or strangers. I'm definitely being subjective with my views, but I'm sure many AFABs feel the same way as I do.
>>34400522This sounds fake and made up.
>>34400485I've literally only ever seen women make this argument.
>>34400493Nag. Most girls want to be protected too.
>>34400534>AFABWhat the fuck is that?
>>34400529What's the point? She probably didn't like me anyway
>>34400538Most women only have 1 job and have no problem with time management.
>>34400541Assigned Female At Birth
>>34400496MBecause shame implies a level of reflection, introspection and regret.
>>34400528>you've got a qualifying life eventIs getting kicked off my parents insurance a qualifying life event?
Last gf was about a year ago. Spend the year busting ass at work, but I'm ready to look for another woman. What's the best place or app to chat up a woman these days?
>>34400549Whyd yall break up
>>34400547Unironically yes, as long as it's within 60 days.
>>34400512>complains about being seen as tits and ass>while showing off said titsLmao
>>34400553Her breasts are big, how is she not supposed to show them? Is she supposed to wear a fucking burqa? Asshole/
>>34400552Ok, I lost coverage 3 days ago. But I didn't age out, I just got kicked off. Does that still count?
>>34400547Yeah actually it is, you need to get to your HR department
>>34400551Major political differences.
>>34400555If it was involuntary, then yes.
>>34400512Ok but what do you mean develop naturally? It has been the experience of some men that if they dont . make clear at the beginning that there is a sexual interests then they get caught in a pattern and don't know how to bring it up later without feeling theyre doing something wrong by breaking the established pattern, and they are looking to avoid that.
>>34400555it doesn't matter how you lost it typically
>>34400558Fucking MAGA ass motherfuckers.
>>34400559How do I know if it was involuntary ? From what I understand they changed the premium and my parent decided to just end the coverage
>>34400560You slowly escalate. Innuendo, clever conversation, nothing directly sexual. Also make it tangential and not the main conversations.
>>34400562Try again
>>34400544I've met more than a few "career women" who never married because they were too busy with their "career"
>>34400563That's considered involuntary because you had no control over them removing it from you. You should be able to leverage that as a QLE.
>>34400529Are the only two choices in female clothing burqas and low cut tops?
>>34400544>Most women only have 1 job and have no problem with time management.LmaoReally lmao
>>34400570Are you nuts or something? What are you talking about? You think that is a low cut top!?
>>34400569Thank you God do you really think they'll give it to me though?
>>34400564Thats the opposite of letting stuff develop naturally, that requires good timing and purposeful witt.
This talk about time management has made me think of the dumber reasons I've blown girls off for dates over the years, one girl got really pissed when she found out I'd cancelled on her last minute to shoot at cans with some guys.
>woke up and jerked off to thoughts/fantasies about her twicewtf is wrong with me? I've never done this shit.
>>34400574Sorry meant to respond to a different post
Women, ever had a man upset at you for doing what you thought all guys love?
>>34400564There is like maybe 1% of guys can properly navigate this. Is that really the bar?
>>34400554She could show less cleveage is what I'm saying
>>34400529The fuck?This is just poor communication.I see this so often that I'm developing the theory that all relationship issues stem from it:Everyone has expectations that they feel are obvious and don't need to be said.Then they interact with someone who doesn't meet those unstated expectations.Then they draw conclusions from that person not meeting those expectations.Then they act on those conclusions.All without once communicating in any way whatsoever.It's entirely possible that the guy was trying not to seem too eager and scare her off and then *she* ghosted *him* thinking he was ghosting her.Or not.Without communication we'll never know.
Women have gotten too comfortable talking about "natural selection" for a gender that has come to rely on medical care for safe childbirth and child development. Go squat in a field and give birth with no painkillers, no bed, no c-section. Fertility goddesses with perfect hips and pelvises can do it no problem. No formula either, if you have large boobs and proper nutrition then breastfeeding should be easy.
>>34400582She was right to be pissed. You should have invited her to shoot with you.
>>34400592I don't think most women would accept (or appreciate) an invitation to hang out alone with male strangers who are armed.
This is so annoying the only reason I need insurance is for therapy and I don't even know if the employer insurance covers it oh my godd i hate this world
>>34400596Nta, she gets an arm too though
>>34400583>I've never done this shit.Weak.
>>34400597Therapy is bullshit anyways
>>34400599Unless she brings her home that'd be on the trust system. And even then she'd be outnumbered.
>>34400605brings her own*
>>34400497I'm happy for you but also kinda jealous
>>34400604No I like it
>>34400564>>34400578>>34400587It's literally just slow escalation, matching her energy, gauging her comfort, enjoying her company, and repeating.The flip side of this is women immediately tabbing off from a guy who goes a little too aggressive to talk to another guy in her constant feed of dicks.Guys can't learn to course correct if they get ghost the second they make their first wrong move because there's another stranger trying to slide into your DMs who hasn't fucked up yet.So women need to appreciate that guys are clumsy idiots trying their best to learn. Exercise a bit of tolerance if there's something worthwhile you like about the guy. The next 20 guys might be worse.
>>34400529I've had amazing dates and then stopped pursuing the girl because of an incompatible trait coming up like wants/doesn't want kids, religion, politics, or cultural differences. We live in a world where most people would rather stop talking than explain why they can't continue to date.>>34400600I've woken up and jerked off a bunch, I mean waking up horny for a particular girl who I know I can't be with.
>>34400596>I don't think most women would accept (or appreciate) an invitation to hang out alone with male strangers who are armed.Fair point but it's a quality filter that works both ways. If she shows up and has a great time, she's wife material. If she's horrified that he asked, she ain't.High risk play though. You've got that right.
>>34400597Is it an American thing that everyone is going to Therapy? I see this all the time, people in therapy or they are recommended to go to it. No other country I know of is like this.
>>34400609It doesn't do anything. Therapists are incentivized to keep you depressed.
>>34400613Nta >I mean waking up horny for a particular girl who I know I can't be with.Ah. I didn't assume. But yeah, I can't relate. I've been programmed to believe every woman is one I know I can't be with. Even one's I'm literally with.As such, I fap with wild abandon.
>>34400611women aren't worth this
>>34400616I had a mentie b so I needed some help
Women try their damnedest to be undateable
>>34400617My therapy has nothing to do with depression
>>34400591Agreed. Natural selection for a species as social as ours is retarded. Especially since success isn't genetic, it's typically financial or social. Meanwhile high intelligence is associated with lower birth rates.
>>34400592Why would he ruin a nice guys night out with a chick?
>>34400622I was born undatable
>>34400625Question, so you have a pet play fetish right? Does that include peeing and shitting on the floor?
>>34400512Crazy to me how women will be like>HE SAID I HAD A NICE ASS HE'S REDUCING ME TO A SEX OBJECTwhile having absolutely zero tact in treating men like walking wallets, utilities or bodyguardsif someone responds to this by talking about gold diggers, i will beat them will a lead pipe btw
>>34400616We're kind of fucked up.We mostly are never taught to do the things that mentally and emotionally maintain oneself. It's fine until it isn't. And once there's a problem, someone needs to help you fix it.England seems to lean into alcohol to fix it, dry nations seem to lean into being rigidly fucked up so that society is stable, and other more well adjusted nations lean into values that lean away from the individual freedoms that the US is built upon.So yeah, like tvs in the 50s, we're focusing on repairs instead of building quality products from the start.There is a renewed focus on maintaining mental health but it's co-opted and cluttered by faggots and shills.
good day atoga, I hate blondes
>>34400611>The flip side of this is women immediately tabbing off from a guy who goes a little too aggressiveidk if I did this or if she got embarrassed after a week of cuddling and her indulging her in her kink but she's also got some other issues going on (LDR breakup, she sought out me for comfort) and I don't think she's ready to move on yet. On Monday she canceled on our weekend trip with a group of friends and then said we could hang out next week. I have no clue what is happening or what I am doing so I'm just flying by the seat of my pants.
>>34400627How so?
>>34400636Chopped retarded and boring
>>34400591The problem is it comes from women who are the most in need of being filtered out by natural selection
>>34400620It's literally minimal effort. Enjoy your onahole for as long as you survive putting minimal effort into your life.
>>34400613>I mean waking up horny for a particular girl who I know I can't be with.Yeah that's entirely normal?
and I have a stutter
>>34400631>>HE SAID I HAD A NICE ASS HE'S REDUCING ME TO A SEX OBJECTthey wear it, then get "mad" when men say it.
>>34400626>Why would he ruin a nice guys night out with a chick?He had a preexisting date.If it was the other way around, he'd definitely be That Guy.Besides, it might be time for her to meet the boys
>>34400639Whats your highest level of education?
>>34400641what do women offer? What makes them worth anything at all?
>>34400641>minimal effort
>>34400529He wanted to fuck and tried extra hard to make it happen. It didn’t so he moved on because it wast worth putting more effort into it
>>34400616american society has a highly unnatural, very "forced" and disconnected way of moving, americans often swing between extremes.ultimately therapy is a surrogate for a healthy community
>>34400648BA
>>34400635>On Monday she canceled on our weekend trip with a group of friendsThere's a world of difference between being with a new guy and being with a new guy in front of your friends. It changes the dynamic and adds stress.It might be fine. Fly casual, Chewbacca.
>>34400586Nope
Why do men spam dick pics at random strangers and then say modern women are all whores who don't respect their bodies? If you ever mention you're a woman, men usually DM you unsolicited nudes, and while I understand it's a shock thing and they want a reaction and I'm not offended or anything, I don't understand why this isn't considered whoring out when it seems more common than women showing off their tits.>>34400586That was pretty much my entire childhood/teenhood interactions with males because I started using 4chan at an early age, so I absorbed a lot of "men are all lonely and starved of attention so you can do ANYTHING romantic and they'll fall in love with you" and woman = ez mode messaging. This was not true and my advances made males either angry or genuinely upset. I was a pervert stalker, but luckily I cut that shit out once I became an adult. I like to think I'm self-aware now, but I still do things sometimes and think afterwards "Why the fuck did I do that? That's so weird/retarded" just because in the moment it seemed like it would impress the guy. I still think it's somewhat true men are desperate, but what I've learned is I don't think men like seeing desperation in women (outside of porn), and I don't think I'm capable of changing that about myself. Obviously it doesn't help that I'm an ogre rather than some yandere-chan.
>>34400650I mean women usually aren't "worth it" to troons, so don't worry about it hon and no need to keep crying.
>>34400630>Question, so you have a pet play fetish right? Yes >Does that include peeing and shitting on the floor?No, it's not that deep.
>>34400655Then I don't think youre retarded
No one really cares if youre struggling they just want to insult you and berate you. And make fun of you for going to therapy when youre at your wits end. I get it I was a therapy hater too but really most people dont have some other option especially when theyre isolated, its just a sad situation all around, people are unable to adapt or cope with modernity we just arent evolved to be living these kinds of lives and we either lash out at others or lash out on ourselves if we cant cope
>>34400641nope, when every single woman's tolerance for mistakes depends entirely on how much she likes you in a sea of other suitors, has her own level of tolerance and her own set of likes and dislikes, it is not "minimal effort"You're better off just avoiding women from anglosphere countries to date someone who won't drop you for failing the monkey dance
>>34400664Its not hard to get one, I know retards with masters degrees
>>34400493>Girls, what do you think of sensitive and insecure boys?I don't think about them at all.
>>34400650>what do women offer? What makes them worth anything at all?Objectively?The same thing as men plus a vagina.>inb4 "nu-uh! I, as an incel, perfectly know that all women are like this..."Women are people. People are awful.A woman is an individual person. An individual person can be wonderful.That's the truth and nothing you reply with will change that.
>>34400616>>34400654>ultimately therapy is a surrogate for a healthy communityThis.It's an elegant and succinct version of my long ass post.
>>34400669>The same thing as men ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did anyone else do sexual stuff with a sibling when they were younger and now act like it never happened?
>>34400660>Why do men spam dick pics at random strangers and then say modern women are all whores who don't respect their bodies?I don't know. I'm a man but I've never done either of those things.
>>34400512Kek, female creatures just friendzone men if they don't show sexual interest. Every dating problem females have is self-inflicted.
Women is this positive masculinity?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA
>>34400493Perfectly works out for me. I'm very protective, but not in a normie stacy "you can't talk to any girls except me" way, I just mean in a "I'll kill someone who hurts you" way. I write a lot of fanfiction with this dynamic as well.
>>34400512Ok, tell me about yourself
>>34400645Is it like incel looking ass incels getting angry when being called an incel?
>>34400681nta but im glad women like this exist
>>34400660What advances did you make that made men angry?
>>34400675Not me, but it's not all that rare.
Women will literally fuck a guy off hinge or tinder and then complain the next day that all men want is sex.
>>34400666>You're better off just avoiding womenI agree that you should avoid women.Avoiding women isn't really a good strategy for men trying to meet women.>drop you for failing the monkey danceIronic since you're dropping women in the same way.The idea is to have self respect and not tolerate being strung along with breadcrumbs and at that point instead communicating that you don't feel like their interested in your attention and then stop replying unless they engage earnestly.Honestly, dating apps are shit for this reason alone. It's better to join a community and talk like people.But you do you, Pikachu.
>>34400660>Why do men spam dick pics at random strangersJust block those people and move on. Sending dick pics is a misunderstanding of sexuality. I will never send any girl my dick even is she asks.
>>34400684They only exist on 4chan where virgin simps eat it up.
>>34400678Women truly lack self awareness at almost every level.
>>34400681>I write a lot of fanfiction with this dynamic as well.Including this post?
>>34400660The only men I've heard send dick pics are low iqersI'm with >>34400689>I will never send any girl my dick even is she asks.
>>34400675Yeah, just a little grinding and striptease in the midst of legitimate playing.There's no point in going back to discuss it.
>>34400675I did with my cousin but not with my brother, that would be weird
>>34400665Slightly. Some people have said going to the ocean, forest , rivers
>>34400680>Women is this positive masculinity?Yes, using your power to build instead of destroy is healthy masculinity. Standing up for people that lack the capacity to stand up for themselves is healthy masculinity. And doing those things when you don't HAVE to? That's just being a good person.
>>34400634Some blondes are okay, I knew and know of a few who are not that mean, cunty or bullies.
>>34400687>posts car for sale"Oh my god, all people want from me is my car!"
>>34400634I want a tanned blonde european gf so bad
>>34400546>shame implies a level of reflection, introspection and regret.Do you feel like someone who has expressed unemotional regret but hasn't felt shame hasn't "really" reflected or introspected?I think I can understand that.
>>34400651Yes
>>34400704I'm just traumatized because my exes and a (female) friend were blondes, they were really at first
>>34400660>Why do men spam dick pics at random strangers and then say modern women are all whores who don't respect their bodies?>>34400530>Jumping immediately to sex, tits, and ass is a filter. It filters out women who aren't thots, sluts, or whores. Those guys are looking to get their dick wet and don't want to waste their time pleasing a woman with class to get it.There are a lot of horny dicks out there.Too many of them also have a Madonna Whore complex.
Black anons, do you really code-switch around White people?
>>34400656I don't even think we're a thing, but I could see her thinking about repeating that since she came with me on a spring break trip (everyone commented she was leaning on me most of the time), I think I'm an emotional outlet for her, and while she clings onto me and lets me grope her, I haven't touched her sexually. I think she's avoidant attachment because she's talked about her past relationship dynamics and she basically behaves like a cat and just comes and goes to experience only as much out of the relationship as she wants, leaving multiple days a week to herself.I just realized I never shared the pics from the trip with her, so maybe I should send them (including all the pics we took alone together)
>>34400660M but I've always wondered about the people who send dick pics, like it's got to be a small number of guys sending a bunch out right? I just don't see most of the guys I know sending a stranger a dick pic, hell I've refused to send them to girls I know.
>>34400717I'm white and code switched around different kinds of white people for most of my life.
>>34400702what
>>34400720You usually do it in exchange for nudes. Obviously don't be a retard and send it for no reason.
>>34400721Also white, and yeah I've always done this and I assumed everyone did, like obviously I'm not going to use my real accent in front of a bunch of dickhead clients from the Northeast, likewise I'm not going to use my business voice down at the lake or whatever.
>>34400717mulatto here. I'm in stem in a 99% white area so it's more like I code-switch out of talking to white people.My main code switch is to simpler language for my ESL asian friends.If I hang out with black people my blaccent will come out. Currently my only African-American friends are Ethiopian-Americans (read: they are African, not black) so I don't have to code switch with them at all.
>>34400721If both people are code-switching, what happens? Does the one with more will and frame control win?
Men, do you notice when some one projects insecurity or low self esteem? What is their body language like?
>>34400714they were really sweet at first*fuck, I need to go to bed
>>34400728They say that they look disgusting. Seemingly most of them say this.
>>34400731So you only notice if they point it out?
>>34400718>lets me grope her, I haven't touched her sexually...wut?Whatever you mean by this is fine, it just doesn't make any sense to me.It might be your expectations regarding "groping" versus "sexual touching" that you assume others know and therefore aren't communicating. Like I pointed out here >>34400589I'm seeing it so often I'm in danger of seeing every problem as nail because I have a hammer.>I think she's avoidant attachmentRecently learned about these and they can be difficult, especially if they don't understand their own behavior. If that's the case it's not the kind of relationship I would pursue but I ain't you and don't know her.
>>34400728Theyre quiet, bad posture, dont look people in the eyes, overly conscious of where their body is in space, dont give straight answers.
my balls feel extra big today
>>34400733I notice it immediately, but that's what confirms it. Girls think it's cute to hate themselves and be self-depricating.
>>34400522It's a double edged sword, if she's REALLY into you and you aren't acting sexual she might just initiate it herself.
>>34400738>It might be your expectations regarding "groping" versus "sexual touching" that you assume others know and therefore aren't communicating. I touch/rub/hold onto her arms, stomach, legs, and thighs. I think I should've said fondle instead of grope.>If that's the case it's not the kind of relationship I would pursue but I ain't you and don't know her.I agree and feel like it's too many hoops to jump through and why I have thoughts that I really should stop before I hurt myself trying to make it work. Right now, I'm living in cognitive dissonance.
>>34400717>Black anons, do you really code-switch around White people?Yes, and around Latinos.>>34400709>I want a tanned blonde european gf so badWhat you want is an Australian. The only blonde women in Europe that tan are Italians.
>>34400726Living the good life, man
>>34400728>Men, do you notice when some one projects insecurity or low self esteem? What is their body language like?Avoiding eye contact, head down. Speaking very quietly or mumbling. Posture tends to be quite tight, as if they're trying to take up as little space as possible. Arms are often across the body, defensively. Fidgety. People with very low self-esteem also tend not to take much care with their appearance - they'll dress badly, or in clothes that don't fit, hair will be messy and possibly need cutting, nails bitten, etc.
>>34400728>Men, do you notice when some one projects insecurity or low self esteem? What is their body language like?They either project shyness, defensiveness, or anger at perceived slights.So, there's body language examples of shy, angry, and defensive or guarded. I don't feel like googling them.I don't give my time to the angry ones.Defensive people I manage the way I express things if it seems like they're insecure instead of argumentative.Shy people make me feel nuturing and I want to be helpful. I continue if they react positively to encouragement in any way. I leave wounded animals to their own devices.And to be honest, shy and vulnerable girls make me horny as hell. It's not a good look to say it, but it's true. But generally, acting horny is decidedly unhelpful. And being helpful is my first instinct so I ignore and hide my diamonds.
>>34400727One can win within another's realm. Namaste.
>>34400749>stomach, legs, and thighsHow is that not sexual touch?It's worth it to communicate with her over your reasons for feeling trepidation before giving up.
>>34400720>I just don't see most of the guys I know sending a stranger a dick picMost men like to imagine that none of the men they know ever do anything inappropriate. But unfortunately most men are wrong about this. It's a truism, but an important one, that you never see how men behave towards women when there aren't any other men in the room; and you don't see the messages men send to women. The way some of the men you know behave when you're not around would probably surprise you.
womenDoes your man tickling you turn you off or make you horny?
>>34400750>What you want is an Australian.Believe me, I don't>The only blonde women in Europe that tan are Italians.Scandinavians are known for tanning, so it can't just be them
>>34400764>Does your man tickling you turn you off or make you horny?I kick him very hard in the face. This *might* be unintentional.
>>34400496M, I think people should feel shame if their behavior negatively affects others or if they are disrespecting their own families or cultures
>>34400711Yes. But mostly people who "should be ashamed of themselves" don't express any type of regret at all.
>>34400756>How is that not sexual touch?I mean I guess it all is, but I do think playing with a girl's legs is different from playing with her breasts. Not by much though. This chick also stuck her feet in my face and asked me to "massage them like her dad used to">It's worth it to communicate with her over your reasons for feeling trepidation before giving up.I definitely will, even if it's just for my sake. Though I feel like a fool ignoring red flags simply because I've been someone who has spent too long avoiding any risk in my romantic life and am overcorrecting. I'll see what happens when we play pickleball next week and if she wants to watch a movie together after.
>>34400766>This *might* be unintentional.
GenderHow would you feel if the child that you raised refused to give you a grandchild?
Guy here. Dating for 4 years, living together for 3. For a year now, she claims she feels emotionally distant from me. Sex is down to once a month or less. She loves me, I love her, but she says I don't show enough of myself: my passions, my tastes, my emotions. I thought I did, at least with her, but apparently she needs more. I don't think we'll break up just yet, we're making plans to move to another place together, vacations, etc.. but this distance is fucking me up. Is this something that happens? Or is this just bullshit on the way to cheating and/or breaking up?
>>34400772Smart kid probably. That's why you have 2 or 3.
>>34400768>if their behavior negatively affects others or if they are disrespecting their own families or culturesThat's a good reason to classify their behavior as poor behavior or bad behavior.But why do you want them to feel shame?If you just wanted them to stop the behavior, you would say that. And you probably do want that. But also, you want them to feel shame. As if it's not enough to simply stop. They should feel shame and stop. Or stop and still feel shame.Why?
Morning friends
remember to drink plenty of water!
>>34400779Morn'
>>34400772FI don’t think I’d say anything. It’s their choice
>>34400496>If you feel like other people should be ashamed of their behavior, why do you feel that way?It usually comes from a sense of unfairness. I'm a reasonably polite, considerate person, who follows normal social conventions. For example, if there's a queue (line) for something, I do the normal thing of going to the back of the queue and waiting my turn.This is a bit of basic consideration: if you push in at the front of the queue, then you get served first, but people who have been waiting longer than you have will have to wait even longer still. I don't push in, because I don't want to inconvenience other people for my own benefit. So, if someone else *does* push in at the front of the queue, that feels inconsiderate and selfish. There's also a sense of unfairness: those of us who are being considerate of others are effectively being punished for their good behaviour, while the person who pushed in is being rewarded for being selfish. It's that sense of injustice that makes you feel people should be ashamed.
I realised I have no choice between an attractive girlfriend or an ugly girlfriend it's all 6 7
>>34400780Okay!
>>34400775I think it happens
>>34400775Your post can be summarised as: >This is 100% her fault and 0% my fault, right? Possibly. But given the sort of person you'd have to be to be looking for validation about this from strangers on 4chan, I'd say probably not.
>>34400787You're not even chad, why complain
>>34400684I'm just relieved whenever I'm reminded not all men are into dominant alpha faggotry. As much as I look forward to one day experiencing sex, I don't like how expected violence is like slapping and choking. Although, I'd definitely discuss that kind of stuff way in advance so my partner would know not to do that. I'm the sexually violent one if anything, but I would never hurt a man without his full consent beforehand.>>34400685Pestering them directly to be my boyfriend, sometimes pretending they were already my boyfriend, following them every day, making sex "jokes" about us together, trying too hard to be one of the lads and stuff like that. I was just very invasive and inappropriate and ignored boundaries because I thought men don't have any and were always just happy to have any woman look positively in their direction. I was also a pegasister and gave them art of them as ponies. I was generally quiet and introverted, so the only time anyone even heard me talk or got any glimpse into my personality was me acting like a disgusting annoying retard. I got in trouble for making a boy cry in high school because of how much he wanted me to leave him alone. None of these were popular kids or anything, just boys who shared my interests and seemed nice. Most of my interactions with males growing up were with ones who didn't like me or women in general (especially since I was terminally online on the anti-feminist side of the internet) so I got obsessed with any male who was actually kind to me. I still have issues with that, but I try not to go from 0-100 anymore. The nicest man I ever met died about 3 years ago and not a week goes by where I don't think about him. I probably think about him more than his family at this point. I still have his drawings in my sketchbook too. He even complimented my dogshit Maya sculpts. I never asked if he was taken, he probably was. I don't have any friends besides my siblings so it was a big deal to me.>>34400695kek
Women how would you feel if your bf got dick shortening surgery?
>>34400772>How would you feel if the child that you raised refused to give you a grandchild?Relieved.
>>34400775Introduce a cockring to the relationship
>>34400796wtf is that a thing?
>>34400796>Women how would you feel if your bf got dick shortening surgery?Delighted.
>>34400769>Yes. So it would be sort of thing where someone might actually feel a certain way, like regret, but unless they act in a way that makes you feel like they feel it, it doesn't feel true.A bit like how someone actually honest can feel like they're lying if the truth feels too good to be true.>But mostly people who "should be ashamed of themselves" don't express any type of regret at all.Yeah, that's the reality of most of it. I'm focusing on the actual regretful who don't feel ashamed. Like a veterinary nurse who has to put down healthy animals. They might definitely regret it but not feel ashamed as it's a necessary part of their profession.Or for that matter, a person who regrets that animals die to make meat but isn't ashamed to eat a burger. Others telling them that they should feel shame because they regret it might not change their level of shame.
>>34400776What if they're all smart?
>>34400794More like my fortune is unchangeable if she's ugly it is meant to be. To be or not to be that is the question?
>>34400779did you sleep well?
>>34400772Fine.I think asking for specific presents is in poor tasteThe point of gift wrapping them is to be surprised.
>>34400447humiliation ritual>men why arent you sprinting head first into a brick wall. you'll get through eventually
>>34400772>Gender>How would you feel if the child that you raised refused to give you a grandchild?Hypothetically in this scenario because I dont have any kids and I don't think I'll ever be able to have one now. Hypothetically: sad, disappointed, abliet I'd still support their choice/decision because they probably have a good reason to not want kids.
>>34400793great interpreting skills, my man. Never said it was 100% her fault, I'm just measuring my situation with other's. I'm in the dark here. I've never been in this situation before.
>>34400779Do you consider us friends? Why are you lonely?>>34400785>I don’t think I’d say anything.But what would you think and feel, quietly to yourself?
>>34400772Mim not having kids so I dont worry about it
>>34400728Yes. The body language and the tells depend on whether they are trying to overcompensate for their insecurity or if they're just trying to hide away. Things like lack of eye contact, posture, head downcast, not being assertive in conversation are more standard. For the people who are overcompensating, it's trying too hard generally but especially trying to fake confidence. Obnoxious "self-love" or flaunting of material signifiers of wealth or status reek of insecurity to me. To me confidence is being relaxed and comfortable with who you are, unafraid of others and how they perceive you
>>34400809Yes I’ve been up for several hours
>>34400488NTA but I have ETFs. Makes no difference, women here don't understand any other "investment" than real estate (specifically, owning your own home, that's why I put investment in quotes).
>>34400816I use the term friend lightly
>>34400795>I don't like how expected violence is like slapping and chokingM and NTA. I very much agree with this.>I'm the sexually violent oneOh :(
>>34400772M, it is what it is >>34400777Shame is like an internal guardrail. Depending on how close I am with the person maybe I would tell them to stop. But if I don't know them, I don't see myself in a position to be telling others what to do. People should generally have internal guardrails for behavior to prevent shitty actions. Things like morality and shame are preventative if that makes sense. It's the difference between having to correct every mistake someone makes vs them learning how to identify and address those mistakes before they happen
>>34400816I’d be slightly disappointed but I would trust them to make that decision
>>34400455
>>34400455Men, do you casually scratch your balls throughout the day when at home? Would you say you often have your hand in your pants at rest? Not in a sexual way, in a more instinctual way
I'm a bad enough dude that I'm taking BOTH Good Fridays off
>>34400834No, I'll go to sparring today, then come home and play Warthunder and Street Fighter and eat potato chips until I fall asleepIt would be a perfect friday if I jerked off too but I cant do that for another week
If you keep misbehaving, Daddy will have to punish you :^)
>>34400841>picW̶a̶n̶t̶ Need this in my life
My brothers gf told me she had a dream I had a secret husband and secret 4 children with him. Wow even other people can't deal with me being a loser, their subconscious makes up a full life for me instead
>>34400846kek you'll get there eventually anon
>>34400846Hi, this is your secret husband. Your secret kids love you and miss you.
"you are who you surround yourself with" is only true if youre a soulless minion who can only absorb and mimic and has no discernment and no thoughts of your own. me personally i don't relate.
>>34400846You really are a loser if people want good things for you and you can’t accept that. Love yourself, nigga.
>>34400838only if my balls are itchy, but when I'm trying to sleep my hand does go in my pants sometimes
It embarrassing. I wish I knew people weren't thinking about me this much. To the point where a girl I speak to a couple times a year is having DREAMS about me and my relationship status is soo. it makes me crazy. stop thinking about it. everyone is so concerned about what I do wrong
>>34400838It's in there right now.
genderDo you speak modern (post-2025) zoomer?
>>34400857Smell it
>>34400839im fastin
>>34400859K
how mentally ill is it that one of my main fetishes is doing a blowjob (with someone i'm in a relationship with obviously) (in the normal position where the woman is on her knees, and the guy sits/stands) ?important context. i've been with one guy only and my only relationship was with him. i'm skinny and he was a bit chubby (but with a handsome face thankfully), so i think he was insecure of his stomach. i think that might be why he never wanted to try doing a bj in a normal position, like me on my knees and him sitting or standing above me. we never did that and that's why i'm so curious about doing a bj like that some time in my life, because from media/porn the position looks hot to me. and because i've never done it, it seems exciting/erotic to me honestly.i gave him a bj a couple times during our relationship, but he always wanted to be lying down on his back for it, and i always found it a kinda weird position. we did that maybe like 5 times during the relationship, so with that together with the weird position he insisted on, i don't think i ever even had the chance to become good at bj's. i didn't expect this at all and was kinda disappointed in our sex life during the whole relationship as a result.so if i manage to find another relationship, should iA. >never mention anything specifically about bj's and don't mention any kind of fetish eitherorB.>ask about my fetish and ask if we can do it (if we are in a committed relationship at that point, not doing anything before that), and if questioned why i consider a normal bj a fetish for myself, explain what i explained above
>>34400858M. No, I only understand the occasional word that I've picked up from here. And I hate most of it.
>>34400852yea. Thaats what makes me a loser, lol ...
>>34400858yes
>>34400858Yes. That all made sense. Larpmaxxing is ambiguous, but I believe he meant she was good at larping and was trying to troll clav into playing the character that her larp would frame him as thus lowering his status, but he refused.
>>34400863Just ask about it, it's a relatively mild and benign fetish and it would probably turn a guy on more to know you're into it. It would turn me on more personally, I'm not crazy into BJ's but knowing my girl is into it makes me way more into it
>>34400863Your "explanation" still doesn't make a regular bj a fetish. It's actually hot for guys if you don't ask so if you want to do that for your next bf just do it
>>34400858The webm that destroyed zoomer culture
>>34400858>gender>Do you speak modern (post-2025) zoomer?No, I do look up the retarded definition of them.
>>34400869i feel like i'm still too sexually insecure/inexperienced to be able to just initiate a bj randomly lol. i think i'd feel more comfortable with asking like "hey can we try this sometime", that i could do imo.>>34400868ok i'll keep this in mind lol
>>34400826I would never inherently expect a guy to be ok with that, I'm fine with keeping it as pure fantasy and never doing it during sex. I probably wouldn't even bring it up with a non-kinky guy ever. I'm a hypocrite, I hate kinky people but I'm a fucked up degenerate myself. I think I just trust myself more to not do something evil. Most kinksters are "consent accident" tier predators.
>>34400872That's so awesome. We're all gonna mog so hard in the future if we can terminal escape velocity escape wageslavery.
>>34400828>Things like morality and shame are preventative if that makes sense. It's the difference between having to correct every mistake someone makes vs them learning how to identify and address those mistakes before they happenI think that's the core of my lack of understanding. Because I use pragmatism instead of shame as my guardrail. And shame isn't pragmatic so I don't really feel it aside from some extreme embarrassment at a few early mistakes.I can kind of see shame working as a "fuzzy" measure of preventative guidance. Like, they were shamed for doing X so they might hesitate and reconsider doing W or Y that are adjacent to X.It's sloppy, arbitrary, and stupid. But most of societal rules are like that.I just struggled to internalize why people feel so strongly about other people feeling shame.I think it perhaps does lead back to fear leading to anger. They're afraid the behavior will continue if the person doesn't feel ashamed of it. Assurance feels meaningless without shame.Like a prisoner not getting paroled because they only regret getting caught.Seeing it as fear helps me understand it better.
>>34400863That's a lotta words to say "I want to kneel between the legs of a moid I love and suck his dick"I wouldn't worry about this at all, Anon. There's nothing crazy or fetishistic about it unless you prefer the idea of blowing him to fucking you or have some kind of cum fetish, and most guys aren't gonna take fault with you for that. Most guys want a girl who likes giving bj's. What makes you think it's a fetish?
Happy Friday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvtZkQIbE2g
Why has not a single femanon explained what they or any modern woman offers to a man in a relationship?
>>34400875Trust me say in a choked voice "Can I see it up close" and watch his reaction, then you just, do it. Be brave femanon
Do guys actual use ugly girls for practice before they date stacys
>>34400770>I definitely will, even if it's just for my sake. Though I feel like a fool ignoring red flags simply because I've been someone who has spent too long avoiding any risk in my romantic life and am overcorrecting. I'll see what happensFair enough.
>>34400891>before they date stacysThis doesn't happen for 99% of men. Most men will settle and will end up jerking off to girls they actually desire or they hire hot escorts.
>>34400882 well i don't really watch porn anymore, but i still read erotica, and the kinds i read are always about bj's, and i like reading those the most.i guess i could say it's a mild fetish for me then? because honestly i'm not sure if this would go away once i've tried it (what i mean is it wouldn't necessarily feel like a fetish anymore but i'd still like it probably). i think some part of the interest for me is that it seems exotic, something i've never done but always wanted to .
>>34400891The secret is to use stacys for practice because it's easier to talk to girls you've given up all hope on ever liking you back and then when you treat them like a human being they start liking you because you aren't just trying to get in bed with them.
>>34400891I'm kinda prudish deep down but males have a lower average threshold for casual sex and women have a lower average threshold for commitment.
>>34400455wait a minuteare you a bant poster?
>>34400885Women have never, ever, ever cared about what they're supposed to do in a relationshipMen are providers so they're expected to do everythingAnything a woman does is from her desire to do so
>>34400878>I hate kinky people but I'm a fucked up degenerate myselfNow you're making me feel bad for saying anything. I don't want you to feel like that. As long as it's consensual and not TOO damaging, you shouldn't have to feel bad for who you are.>I just trust myself more to not do something evil.Makes a certain kind of sense.>Most kinksters are "consent accident" tier predators.Not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean, but I don't think it's true. Even if some are, even if many are, I don't believe it's most.
Do you feel good when sucking dicks? Honest question, because I've been sucking my dildo and I don't feel good, would a real dick be a different thing?
>>34400838I never scratch them, it's more like a gentle shift/readjustment. For example, if the shaft ends up downwards and to a side, pushing the balls the other way or pressing the tip against underwear, or straining my foreskin. Issues mostly relate to the penis, not the scrotum.
>>34400891Fyea they did it to me
I didn't do the things I was supposed to do today. What if I just get an early night and try again tomorrow, yeah?
>>34400908>Do you feel good when sucking dicks? Honest question, because I've been sucking my dildo and I don't feel good, would a real dick be a different thing?Probably just make sure they wash their pp well with ph body wash or just well enough. Ask them what feels good and whatnot. Also make sure you don't gag or throw up
>>34400903This is also why it's pointless to chase foids. If they like you, they will make it very easy. Men need to stop humiliating themselves and letting themselves be used as orbiters.
>what do women offer?Hips
>>34400899>and the kinds i read are always about bj's, and i like reading those the most.based>i guess i could say it's a mild fetish for me then?Maybe? To me a fetish is preferring something over normal sex, or wanting to end sex a certain way, or always (or at least frequently) featuring that thing.I'd date a woman like you because I have an oral fixation/fetish.
>>34400838No, I adjust them a couple times a day, sometimes the ball sack feels off and I stretch the skin a bit for a more comfortable feeling. But I wouldn't say my hand go there instinctually.
>>34400786>It's that sense of injustice that makes you feel people should be ashamed.I can understand that.In practice though, that has the connotation of "I feel ashamed of this so you should too." And I see that here a lot. Like "you fap to the wrong things and should be ashamed!"But people aren't questioning their own shame.Like, people feel ashamed for things every day that are just natural unavoidable bodily functions. When people try to get others to feel shame, I dissect it rationally.Cutting in line? That's bad, sure.Making yourself feel pleasure at no detriment to anyone? Nah.It's like Mr. Eko on Lost who was a murdering drug dealer who felt no shame because he felt everything he did was to survive. If that was true and he wasn't just deluding himself, I'd agree with his lack of shame.Feeling shame just for existing doesn't make sense. But sometimes people who have lived different experiences want them to feel shame for existing anyway.It's something I've been thinking about.
>>34400521No. The moid fried his hair on bleach clearly. Charlie brushes his head like a real man.
>>34400908I'm a man who's never sucked dick or brought a woman to climax orally but making a person feel good sexually feels good.
>>34400911Yea
>>34400891>Do guys actual use ugly girls for practice before they date stacysYea.
>>34400891I used a stacy to practice for mid girls
>>34400922>No. The moid fried his hair on bleach clearly. Fair>Charlie brushes his head like a real man.Several times a week, I bet.I know I am ribbing your crush. I just hate my hair when it's that tossled.
>>34400858MUnfortunately, I do
Is it just me, or why are so many people seemingly like this? How do I avoid people like this>they do something assholeish to you, or treat you disrespectfully in subtle ways, not on accident>you believe in reciprocating the energy you're given>so you start treating them in the exact same way they treat you>their ape brains can't handle it and they start doing the annoying behavior to you in an even more extreme or obvious way, as if you were the one who started itI can't stand these "people" anymore.
>>34400917hmm ok, maybe I can't know at this point whether it's a fetish or not. thankfully it seems more common for guys though lol.
scary
>>34400935You sound exactly like one of them.
>>34400941Tripfagging?
>>34400932It's just part of the headache that is living in a humid climate and choosing to go without heavy products or hairspray. My shit is everywhere rn because it's 80F outside all day. I'm lucky I had to force myself to take a break for lunch.
>>34400941What's disWhere did you come from
Im sad again. damn
>>34400949Where did he come from, where did he indigo?
>>34400943If I was I'd kill myself.
I feel like a leper truly.
>>34400955Look within yourself for the answer.
>>34400838>Would you say you often have your hand in your pants at rest? Not in a sexual way, in a more instinctual wayrarely>Men, do you casually scratch your balls throughout the day when at home?yes, maybe every couple days on average
State genderDo you regret going to university?Do you regret your major?
>>34400935I cuck them from my reaction to their bullshit. They want a rise out of you. Pretend they are insignificant.
So I figured out why I'm a virgin in mymid thirties and completely freeze whenever I talk to a woman.Ia am beyond ashamed of myself for being unable to present the confident, experienced chad to whom sex are just a casual part of life, nothing special that happens once in a blue moon. Who is sure of himself and doesn't give a fuck if things aren't perfect or end up getting awkward. Is it really THAT fucking bad to not be normally sexually developed and maybe a bit insecure and inexperienced here and there? So bad thta I should beg for the earth to swallow me up and make me disappear any time an attractive woman enters my field of view? Is it really that bad?
Good afternoon
>>34400891Most men will never date a Stacy, but practice girlfriends are a thing, yes.
>>34400963MN, I'm desperately proud of my degree.
>>34400948Ah. I do see his curl.Fair enough. I retract my playful ribbing.I can't criticize frizz.
>>34400904>Now you're making me feel bad for saying anything. I don't want you to feel like that. Oof, that wasn't my intention. My instinct is that being honest about myself makes me less threatening or off-putting, but then it ends up looking like fishing for sympathy or for someone to tell me otherwise when I don't want that at all. I'm being as direct as possible and there are no extra layers to what I'm saying.>As long as it's consensual and not TOO damaging, you shouldn't have to feel bad for who you are.I appreciate your sentiment, but I don't really carry guilt about it these days. When I was younger, I did used to worry about it and feel guilty since I didn't have the opinions on freedom I do now. As an adult I don't care if something is morally wrong if it's fantasy or between consenting adults, I'm more just aware of the unsavoriness someone would feel looking in when they're not into it. You're not at all in the wrong for being put off by someone implying they're aroused by beating you up. That's completely normal. Hell, my post insulted men into dominant stuff. Never feel bad about "kinkshaming", you'll live longer.>Not entirely sure what that's supposed to meanThere's an infamous BDSM rapist who referred to raping his victim as a consent accident.
>>34400963FNo but I wish I was smarter and had become a doctor
>>34400863Seems entirely normal to me.
theres really no point to any of it if you're not beautiful.
>>34400963MYes, CS at uni is a complete waste of money
>>34400966>Is it really that bad?No.
>>34400967Guten Morgen
>>34400976What holds you back from beauty
>>34400963MNo and no. I'm quite happy.
>>34400966being a late bloomer isn't as bad as the internet cuts it out. If you spend your entire life comparing yourself to others you'll never be satisfied because there's always someone who succeeded more and earlier than you.
Why the fuck would you get a dog if you can’t afford veterinary care? That should be punishable by death
>>34400963MNoNo, but I kind of think the years spent doing my PhD won't be worth it and I should've stopped at masters
>>34400983genetic predisposition. My body and face have no symmetry. i have blemishes and lesions, a weak body
>>34400971>>34400974>>34400985What was your major?
>>34400973>Never feel bad about "kinkshaming",Hm. I used to have a huge crush on this girl who was very vocally against kinkshaming. I think some of that stuck. Secretly I do think there are some kinks that deserve shaming. But at the same time that's conflicting with my general thought that you shouldn't have to feel bad about yourself. I dunno...
>>34400967こんばんわ
>>34400963M, yes and yes, I dropped out so just wasted time/money, school isn't for me
>>34400991Electronics engineering and signal processing
>>34400976Yeah, foids hate you if you're a non-Chad.
>>34400963>State gender>Do you regret going to university?I dropped out >Do you regret your major?Yes. It's psuedo science and a jword major that only helps certain people and let's others get away with doing idiotic things and using it as an excuse to get free money.
>>34401000psych?
>>34400991Computer programming, or "software engineering" according to what it says on my degree. I don't regret it, I learned a ton of things that I feel were personally fulfilling and I did make some money out of it. But now it seems the market for my skill set has disappeared and I am back where I started with no marketable skills.
>>34400991>>34400963I fall between buisness and library studies but have a natural knack for electrical engg and cs
>tfw my mom proposed that I could move back in with her, on condition I abstain from alcohol, and get another job ASAP so I can pay her rent like beforeShould I just accept the offer desuI was considering proposing this to her anywaysI'm currently a depressed NEET wastrel with no money or prospects, who lives with my sister and her bf in his house rent-free, drinks all day and basically does nothing. I feel bad essentially mooching off them for almost 2 years now with nothing to really show for itMaybe living with my mom again would give me a kick up the ass desu and help get me out of this rutI'm ambivalent about dating, almost a wizard so accepted that's not in the cardsWhat would you do in my shoes?(Thanks in advance for any advice, I'll try check back soon when I get the chance)
>>34400976people say i'm beautiful but i don't see it and have no ego when it comes to vanity. hence why i don't put many images of my self in the world. ... guess i would if my 'beauty' was something many found to be inspiring.
I need a plain gf
>>34401004I am sorry but being functionally illiterate is one of the prerequisites for being an electrical engineer
>>34401005>Maybe living with my mom again would give me a kick up the ass desu and help get me out of this rutIt won't.>on condition I abstain from alcohol, and get another job ASAPLOL. Your pattern is all too well established at this point. You're not going to change. Your mom will have to kick you out again for not adhering to the conditions.
>>34401013>being functionally illiterate is one of the prerequisites for being an electrical engineerWha?
>>34401005I don't think pressure is going to help you, and having to pay rent on top of it isnt helpful either. Monetarily it makes more sense to stay with your sister
Need me a girl that looks like this
>>34401021Wrong, this is the correct choice.
Women have you ever seen a man cry irl?
>>34401024Stfu, Bob.
>>34401005that won't work, you'll end up homeless and having to beg your sister to take you back
>>34401025Yea
>>34401025yeah, many times
>>34400972Ty*pets you*
>>34400993it's は(wa), i think
>>34401005You should work on paying your sister back. I think you need to cut back to shots and low content beverages if you're going to manage being a functional alcoholic. You didn't cut it on your cold turkies the last 5 times, broham. Maybe your sis could keep you drinking more responsibly and find a minimum so you could start paying her?
>>34400439>anything I like about myself is a cope, because no one else cares or values itWhy is what they think important? Is your value completely defined by other people? Is there really nothing you like about yourself inside or out, regardless of what others think of it. >If I have to do die to fix things then that isn’t fair, and that means they aren’t fixableI never said it was, my whole point was that some things are unfixable and you can let go for the sake of your good things. >they are part of the problemThey're two different things.
>>34401036>could keep you drinking more responsiblyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sJViYPFmFfc
>>34401030>>34401031how much respect did you lose for him?
>>34401025Uhhhh I guess not.
I'm trying to drink less.
>>34401050none, you retarded incel
>>34401024nope reminds me too much of my sister
Exceptionally warm weather today it's like 25c. How cute.
>>34401032
>>34401037>Is your value completely defined by other people?I mean yeah lol. Value is a made up thing, humans made it up, nothing is inherently valuable. Of course there are plenty of things I like about myself but they don’t get me anywhere in terms of value so I don’t succeed in a human society I just don’t see a point in being suicidal because I think I might die and be reborn as something better, it’s not comforting at all. When I want to die I want to be dead for real, and when I just want a better life that’s what I want
>>34401046I just think if she was able to activate his routine lizard brain he could be able to pay her. Maybe keep it interesting and give some variety and qt would be hooked and doing better. Could even be fun if she uses the money to take a bartending course or something. That's just what I would do with an alcoholic in my house.
>>34401054rude
>>34401063you're so fucking retarded, it's not even funny anymore
>>34401060Lol, goober. The johnny bravo poster?
JH nightmare fuel
Women do you get the ick if he swears a lot
>>34401069yeah, just act normal
I lied, I don't have Netflix, we're watching my Youtube playlist of 240p anime fight AMVs to Linkin Park and Three Days Grace that I made 15 years ago instead,
>>34401071I'm calling the police, this is mental rape.
>>34401056Can you link me her insta?
I need to become a father
>>34401065If there's only one way to make a retard preform, and you choose to not use it, you are actually the retard. Some answers are found inside of limits instead of outside.
>>34401076she isn't online
>>34401080why don't you apply that method to your fat ass to work out?
>>34401024Japanese and jew don't usually come in those forms. They're usually skinnier.
What did god mean by this?
>>34401084I am. I damn near broke my muscles yesterday because work limits forced me to use the ones I broke in the gym. I'm in pain rn, I have to do arm day tomorrow, and I'm kinda nervous about it.
>>34401096sounds like a wonderful and wise plan, keep it up
>>34401096Fat and retarded
>>34401016I have worked on multiple 100 million to billion dollar contracts in power systems and all the technical documents from both us and the costumer were full of broken english and borderline unreadable
>>34401105based
women is this real?
>>34401108no
>>34401095Kami invented animu, not YHWH.
>>34401111women are so lame irl
>>34401108The donut hole is too small, you have to widen it first.
>>34401119Trans girls are so much better
>>34401108Not once has a man offered me a doughnut stacked penis. I think this is false advertising.
>>34401025>Women have you ever seen a man cry irl?Yea
>>34401108I remember reading that in a cosmo article when I was like nine or something.
>>34401122I mean, you're not wrong. Trannies and fags are the only ones that actually like men
>>34401122Trannies do tend to love other trannies
>>34401131Kek trueAnd didn't foids support trannies? When did they switch to hating them all of a sudden?
>>34401131Only HSTS trannies like men. Don't fall for meta-attracted AGP tricks.
>>34400959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvb_qyST-8>>34400963>State genderGuessKind of and Yes
>>34401034That は is pronunced "ha" within a word, but "wa" by itself (e.g. はい、わたしわは... - "Hai, watashi wa...")
This panel is so cool. Should i post it on my insta?
>>34401141Added one わ by mistake. It should be はい、わたしは... (Hai, watashi wa..."
>>34401068WhyWho came up with thisAnd who tried it
>>34401105Oh.
>>34401141>>34401144Ohaiyo gozaimasu, watashiwa Hungry Nigga desu
women what would you do if your husband got a stroke?
>>34401151call an ambulance
>>34401152No i mean like, long term?
>>34401061>Value is a made up thing, humans made it up, nothing is inherently valuable.That doesn't mean yours should be completely defined by what other people think of you. That's basically slavery.>Of course there are plenty of things I like about myself but they don’t get me anywhere in terms of value so I don’t succeed in a human societyThat doesn't mean you shouldn't like them, not everything needs to have some tangible gain to be good, fuck society. What does value mean to you?>When I want to die I want to be dead for real, and when I just want a better life that’s what I wantI think if you wanted to be dead you would be. I think you want something else.
>>34401155So like what if he has a stroke and doesn't die? What happened to him?
Going downtown
>>34401141it's konban(は) tho
>>34401158>So like what if he has a stroke and doesn't die?Yeah>What happened to him?Thats what im asking you lmao. Will you take care of him? put him in a home? leave him and remarry? etc.
>>34401159Get on the Unicorn!
>>34401148Dont worry the only people who ever need to read those documents are other engineers
>>34401172As an engineer, I am worried.
>>34401171Elf who happens to be Euro.No coincidence.
>>34401066Nah. I'm not him.Johnny just seemed perfectly appropriate
>>34401078I can help with that
>>34401161Huh, so it seems. That's weird
>>34401164No like what's the prognosis. Is he a veggie? Are you asking to be loved as a worm?
>>34401176In what field are you?
>>34401178Alright, I'm watching you now. >.>
Will any of you miss me when i die?
>>34401187I'll protect you.
>>34401187Miss whoQT? Swiss?
>>34401180Are you a GFSSSFPACFL (Genetically Fit Sexual Specimen Suitable For Procreative Activities, Childrearing, and Family Life) ?
>>34401192thanks fren>>34401193Me.I'm neither QT nor Swiss
>>34401156It’s not slavery it’s just unfair but all of these standards are, it’s just luck I still like them but they’re not really beneficial to me. And even if other people do appreciate them, that means nothing to meI don’t think you want to be dead either My needs and wants change as my moods do. It’s annoying
>>34401187I won't even know
>>34400750You're African-American?
>>34401183Software Engineering. So not even a real engineer.
>>34401202Get the Cat in the Shark outfit at the top right.That is KINO.
>>34401202I know where that is
>>34401207Don't worry you are safe
Does anyone else remember when synthcool was on top of the YouTube game?
>>34401147Scientits and researchers do all kinds of random... and very fucked up shit to achieve their goals.Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.Like that MKUltra, etc.
>>34401215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
>>34401212I have had my share of headaches from reading and trying to understand documentation.
>>34401217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8EeH34Snwk
>>34400726>>34400725>>34400721>>34400717Incels
>>34401198>that pictureSTRANGER DANGER
Oh yeah... it's Friday (and a holiday in North America).Of course all the Femanons (and Femcels) fled.
>>34401105nta but smart do u need to be to study and actually work as an electrical engineer
>>34401230Easter is on sunday, nerd.
>>34401202is your BF an Elf or filthy Human?
>>34401238Human?
>spent my going to and hitting on women money yesterday with my negative aura friendsWelp, guess I’ll just wait til next week to get laid
>>34401244Aren’t you like 45? Aren’t you a bit old to be playing with toys?
>>34401230I’m here now, do you even have a question?
>>34401232You need to be good with numbers and abstract thinking but the main thing you need is tenacity and discipline to force yourself through the first year or two of fundamental courses
>>34401249I have my toddler with me
>>34401108No. Ew
>>34401250stupid brat.
>>34401258Hehe fuck you
>too tired to eat chip and play streetfighter after sparring>dont want to go to bed yet eitherwhat should I do?
>>34401244I hope you left there already. You said you have kids, right? Do you realize how easily doxxable it is to know exactly where you are right now? I know you live around mostly white people but holy fuck get some street smarts
>>34401220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7OH8fyi_c0I'm not old
>>34401219Honestly software documentation is a blessing compared to most other technical documentation.
>>34401264otay.
>>34401200>It’s not slavery it’s just unfair but all of these standards are, it’s just luckHolding yourself to the whims of others I like that I mean, that's the slavery. >I still like them but they’re not really beneficial to meThe main thing is that it makes you feel better about yourself. >And even if other people do appreciate them, that means nothing to meWhy? Isn't that what you wanted? >I don’t think you want to be dead eitherYou are right, I don't really want to be "dead", just different and better, can't you say the same? >My needs and wants change as my moods do. It’s annoyingPerhaps but there has to be something underneath that doesn't right? At the core.
I need a girl with hair like this to ruffle up so badso fucking bad, I want to be all up in theredoing the behind the head rubs and scratches thing. messing it upFUCK
>>34401259NTA did you huff Chad's butthole again?
>>34401269Atleast for more general software products or very common software like Matlab, the documentation for niche engineering is usually a dumpster fire
>>34401274I can tell what you look like from your posts
>>34401274Yeah, I don't mind a Rapunzel type GF.Try Ireland or Scotland for the real ones.
Hugging femanon tightly with my legs and making her come until she passes out in my arms after imprinting myself on her like a baby chick>>34401276>MatlabEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34401277do tell
>>34401279What's wrong with Matlab?
>>34401280Mad skinny cunt who's too autistic and afraid of social interaction to go to the barber for a haircut
>>34401261Same! Too tired to eat chip and play vidya after a long day at dance studio, really wanted chip. I’m watching youtube stuff, you can do that too
>>34401254how can i get better at both of those traitsor is it basically just an iq diceroll
>>34401286nahim a pretty well built, just starting the cut for the summerbuzz cut and beardnot wrong about the autism part though, good job
>>34401283Nta butEverything is paid. Even the stupidest addon.
>>34401275Nope. Did you?
>>34401269I can only imagine. Sounds horrifying.
>>34401296lol, what a stinky Femcel.
>>34401300u are a goober bro
>>34401068I thought you were going to make a pig fucking joke at first.
>>34401230It's not even 5 pm yetWe're working
>>34401290Honestly idc>>34401295Who cares? License costs are the companies problem. Also it is not really that expensive. If you dont do anything exotic it is like 1000 dollars a month max.>>34401297There are far worse things out there.Like WinCC OA, TIAPortal or worst of all NETOMAC
GenderHave you ever been rimmed? How does it feel like?
>>34401302Battlestations
>>34401307FIt doesn't feel unpleasant but it isn't sexually stimulating either
>>34401303sure.
Women, how do you sort through all your matches on datimg apps?
>>34401310
Well women? Do you?
>>34401307No
>>34401306>Honestly idcalright word lol
>>34401205No, I'm Afro-Latino. My dad's side is Dominican and Puerto Rican.
>>34401319Elves don't do impure things anyways.
>>34401283
>>34401324Ohhhhh, gotcha.
>>34401307FI love it, but I also have a really sensitive butthole.
>>34401307mkinda feels weird, not really for me. probably wouldnt like to have that done again
>>34401328
>>34401307>Gender>Have you ever been rimmed? How does it feel like?Never, hopefully never. Humans poop from their, pass gas. What if they get worms? What if they end up leaking poop when they get old, anal cancer.
>>34401274Her hair isn't naturally like that.
>>34400963M, no. I did my undergrad and grad school without any time off, now I'm working in a unionized healthcare job making decent money. I've got some debt from grad school but I should be able to knock it out in maybe like 5 years. My wife has way more debt but she's doing public service loan forgiveness so that's fine
>>34401274Fems of yore - blessed.
>>34401333idc
>>34401316Is that Danger 5?I forgot that existed!
>>34401186Eeep!
>>34401328this is a requirement for my future gf
Gayest nigga alive.
>>34401348NtaBut that's insane.I understand it being a requirement for a wife, but if you require every gf to be wife material, you're going to be very inexperienced.
I wonder how many anons roped themselves over the years. It's a grim world if you're not a foid or a Chad, and you realize you have nothing to look forward to except for more health issues after your youth is over.
>>34401353IFemanons can look to the army of Indian Chads.
>>34401350>but if you require every gf to be wife materialDon't want marriage, I just want a lover. I don't see the need to divide it into girlfriend/wife material, because I'm either all in or all out with someone.
>>34401230Good friday and we Leonmaxxing?? Good lord. That's dangerous.
Hello.
>>34401159
>>34401365did your ovaries feel?>>34401369Howdy - Yeehaw!
>>34401014I worked the whole time while living with my mom though>>34401020>don't think pressure is going to help youI think it will desu>>34401029>you'll end up homelessNot if I stay sober and stay in line>>34401036When I have more money again I can offer to lend more money to my sis etc., not that they think I owe them
>>34401307F. Yes. It's weird in a good way. I like it more from a man than from a woman, which is weird because guys usually kiss and eat pussy worse.
>>34401378>I worked the whole time while living with my mom thoughAnd then what happened?
Stupid bitch wife. Leve me alone.
>>34401382She kicked me out for being an alcoholic retard
>>34401380>guys usually kiss and eat pussy worseBut apparently kiss ass better.
>>34401386Mhm.
>>34401386Dumb
>>34401380H-HOT
>>34401020>Monetarily it makes more sense to stay with your sisterNot by a big margin if I was working full-time again. And I care more about what's best for everyone else in the long run.>>34401393Sorry for being dumb I guess >>34401389Ye
My penis, it yearns.
>>34401393oh im sorry, i didnt know we were retardmaxxing
>>34401396Don't apologise to me.
I miss Wendy’s, all the ones near me closed and I really liked their chili.
>>34401380when you are having bad sex, do you just lay there and hope it ends fast, or do you end it asap?
>>34401404my vote is for the spicy chickens.
I've no love for spicy food
>>34401411Why not? >>34401402Who should I be apologising to
>>34401181>That's weirdNo, that's how it's always been.
>>34401413No taste.
>>34401416I mean if it's too spicy maybe, but spicy food can have a lot of flavour
>>34401371Lol
Femanons be like:
>>34401397:0
>>34401387Definitely. At least based on my expansive experience of one bf and one gf doing it for me.>>34401406I complain during bad sex. But I have only dated one person who was "bad" at sex and I needed to complain.
>>34401393Tbh I was hoping for a bit more confidence and support from anons here but what more should I have expected from 4channel dot org I'm gonna move back in with my mom and go back to working/saving money and helping around the house (and ideally not posting here also because desu I have zero in common with you normies)
>>34401425Nobody fucking likes you.
>>34401425Bro you're not gonna take any advice we give you, you'll keep doing the same shit
>>34401425You just keep making random shit up, go on a pretend schizo meltdown, lie about going to jail or a ward or whatever, then slink back here. Tiresome.
Should I go to the bar alone tonight? I think my friends are burnt out
The number of normies with friends and partners in this thread is so black pilling.
Anon, do you want a NEET femcel big sister gf?
>>34401425Sorry to disappoint, I guess. During the time I've been here and learn to know you you have not said much to instil that confidence. I wish you the best of luck and hope it goes well for you though.
>>34401436>big sister gfI'm close to 40, absolutely fucking not.
>>34401436Yeah, sure, why not. Sounds nice.
Women are soft and kissable
>>34401438Thanks for the kind words at least anon
>>34401436>sisterGross
>>34401436No, I hate NEETs. They have no respect for your limited time and energy. They guilt trip you whenever you can't play by their schedule and they expect you to put up with their whining about how hard it is to be a NEET. It is not worth maintaining a relationship with a NEET.I am indifferent about the other characteristics.
>>34401411Lmao what a whitey no seasoning no soul
>>34401358>Indian ChadsOxymoron if I've ever seen one.
>>34401435Don’t worry, I don’t have either.
I am a high-value man managing a concentrated portfolio in the 2026 dating market. My mandate is risk adjusted returns on prime year dry powder.Last quarter I fully divested most modern woman holdings and rotated every basis point into gym, mission, and the high yield silence that actually carries. Modern women thus far have executed a flawless go to market on something genius. They turned dating into experiential entertainment. Brunch dates as paid focus groups, soft girl era as a lifestyle subscription, and TikTok fueled fantasy standards that price 99% of men out while they chase the 1% who already have better LTV elsewhere. Masterclass in manufactured scarcity. They weaponize their healing journey and boundaries like convertible preferreds, zero downside for them, infinite dilution for anyone who bites.The unit economics are brutal once you run the model.Their CAC for male attention is near zero thanks to groupchat hivemind scripting and influencer grade filters. Lifetime value? Negative carry the moment real commitment is on the table. They offer curated vulnerability as the product while hiding the technical debt. Triple digit body counts reframed as growth. Emotional unavailability sold as protecting my peace, and ghosting after the free trial expires. All this while demanding founder level loyalty from men who are just LPs.We stress tested the financial model. The risk adjusted return on their entire vertical no longer clears the bar. So we cleaned the cap table, pulled the dry powder, and let the compound interest on actual peace do the heavy lifting. They call it men with commitment issues. I call it prudent portfolio construction. Their positioning is terrible for long term revenue growth. They optimized dating for maximum optionality and minimum skin in the game, but now act shocked when high value capital walks. The yield curve on silence is still upward sloping on this side.Keep selling the experience. We’ll keep harvesting the returns.
>>34401436>big sister gf?yes>NEET femcelwe can't both be neetcels
>>34401436The neet part is dealbreaker
>>34401431Go for it>>34401426>>34401428>>34401429Shout-out to my haters>>34401435These are normie threads. There really is nothing to be gained from posting here if you're not one desu. Watching paint dry is a better use of your timeDon't waste your time with 4chan, friends or partners, they will all let you down in the end
>>34401453Shut up, nerd
>>34401436As long as she doesn't mind me being unemployed and not having neetbucks and she pays for everything.
>>34401425>and ideally not posting here alsoOkay, so stop posting here immediately.No, seriously. Also stop drinking immediately. I mean IMMEDIATELY. Stop drinking immediately and stop posting in /atoga/ immediately. This is very serious.If you keep your plans in "maybe" and "eventually" and "ideally" then you'll never actually get around to them, because that's your pattern-- you ALWAYS never actually get around to them. Put them into effect immediately, right now. Break the pattern that you've had until now.Leave this thread and don't come back, for your own good.
>>34401448>They guilt trip you whenever you can't play by their schedule and they expect you to put up with their whining about how hard it is to be a NEET.From my experience, they don't necessarily guilt trip you, but they definitely got some stupid shit going on that often makes it impossible to have a relationship. Maybe that's just if they are avoidant on top.
>>34401459Fuck you for trying to talk to him normally.Assholes like you are exactly why he is still here and shitting his narc spam into the thread.
I love ugly women!
>>34401459>stop drinking immediatelyYeah I haven't drank since I got here yesterday. >Leave this thread and don't come back, for your own goodI will try lol. Just takes willpower which should be easier if I stay sober. Need to ignore the ragebaiters also which rope me back into shitposting again. Hopefully I can though. All the best <3
>>34401436>Anon, do you want a NEET femcel big sister gf?No. Hard pass. You’re not pitching a girlfriend. You’re floating a distressed asset with negative carry. The NEET femcel big sister package is zero income, maximum emotional overhead, infinite I’m not like other girls branding layered on top of zero discipline and triple digit body count denial. She’s optimized for maximum optionality. She sleeps till 3pm, doomscrolls validation on TikTok, and collects orbiters like participation trophies while demanding founder level provision and emotional labor from men who actually ship product.Run the model for the fully loaded cost.>chronic low agency drag>healing journey technical debt>roster residue that never gets written off>silent expectation that your prime dry powder funds her soft-life fantasy.Lifetime value? Deep negative. The yield on peace goes to zero the moment she moves in with her weighted blanket and unresolved daddy issues. High value men don’t adopt distressed inventory. We divest it. We rotate capital into gym, mission, and the high yield silence that actually compounds. They call this cute or wholesome. I call it margin destruction dressed as big sister cosplay.Kill the line item. Reallocate fully. The spreadsheet doesn’t do charity. Peace still clears harder than any NEET redemption arc. Next allocation.
>>34401456I'm just being real
>>34401272I think I have it set on my mind that I’m missing one thing that would really make me feel happy and better about myself, so the rest feels pointless. I can like myself all I want but as I continue to be alone while doing it matters less and less
>>34401472>I will try lol.This is you prematurely sabotaging yourself and setting yourself up to fail.All you have to do is close the tab, and then don't come back. Do it. Right now, close the tab and go away. Stop sabotaging yourself for once in your life.
>>34401478>telling a narc to not be a narc
I really adored her thin lips and long nose
>>34401436No I have a real sister so that incest shit is repulsive to me
>>34401480I, too, love Aryan woment. nonwhite
>>34401477>I think I have it set on my mind that I’m missing one thing that would really make me feel happy and better about myself, so the rest feels pointlessAnd I'm saying, maybe there wherever there is, you'll get it. If you don't think you can get it here then what's the harm in looking forward to something like that?
It's Friday, so women are finishing up here now on this fucking forum while prepping for their night out. They are about to get all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back in this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your dad be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted? Won't your mama be so mad if she knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
You post that every Friday.
>>34401459>>34401478Whole damn circus you can't fix or change people much less severely mentally ill ones and over the internet no less
>>34401302thats foul that your mind even goes to thatyoure messed up jh
Women, please stop letting Clav force you to cheat on your boyfriends. Like how does this dude hold so much power over you that you will literally drop a good relationship just for one night with him?
>>34401487You always call me an incel, but never a liar.
Make her suck your dick the first dateYou scared to rape a bitch? I can't relateShe let me in her house, nobody safeNow pass the plate, rape, rapeShe let me text her, won't let me touch herShe say she can't fuck, I'm like her brotherKick down the door unannounced while she lay on the couchI gives a fuck this your house, place that crotch on my mouth
>>34401490honestly doing the guys a favorexposing a whore like that saves lives
>>34401487It happens every Friday. Most of the females here disappear to get used like a dirty cumrag and then saunter back in tomorrow morning to bitch about how all guys want is sex while the cum is still leaking.
>>34401181That's racist
OMG so many good games are coming out
JACK LINKS NIGGA. WE'RE EATING LIKE KINGS.
>>34401501GUMMY BAHRSKITTY KITTYHAVE SOME'O THIS, I'LL RUN'YA OUT THE TRUCKSOME EMMIESPEANUTBUTTERHMHKRAMHKRSNO ROLLER DAWGS?
Heartbreaking: The ugliest brown woman you know is entitled to more than she deserves https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWUhRLAAGMC/Thoughts and gender?
>>34401503Damn she's ugly
>>34401485>2-3 weeksis the most insulting part of that post im no benchwarmer im a starterothers get bumped up the list by MY lack of availability not the other way around
>>34401503I don't really care what random people have to say
This place
>>34401494RAPE RAPERAPE RAPE ON THE FIRST FUCKIN’ DATE
Not a tranny but being a guy sucks... You only have one shot and have to edge and edge before you completely lose interest and the ability to feel good. As a girl you can literally cum nonstop the whole day and never stop being horny...Why can't I be a cute girl... I want to be tied up and forced to orgasm all day and have all kinds of things done to me. It will literally be heaven for me.Imagine being Bonnie Blue. You just came when that guy pulled out, and immediately another cock dives in and starts all over again. Every time you cum you're ready for another shot. Imagine having every part of your delicate body a erogenous zone. Bound, positioned to have all your holes easily available, can barely even wiggle, complete objectification.Did you know girls can cum from nipples, clit, outer pussy and inside pussy separately? Imagine having multiple places stimulated at once and just when you think you get to take a break after cumming from pussy, your clit gives in and another wave of pleasure hits you like electrical shock. Yes, that's being a girl for you. What the fuck it's not fucking fair.
>>34401452based. we be wizzardly
Should I try to get a gf or should I hold out for another 5 years so I can get my wizard powers?
>>34401510Yeah but if you were a chick then you couldn’t play with your balls when you’re bored.
>>34401485If I was one and had a female dating brain, I would probably do the slutting part on Thursday so that I have Friday evening to chill after a long week of work. But they're retarded and probably don't even work
>>34401510Why would you envy fucking bonnie blue bro
>>34401507WE THE BEST
>>34401520He envies being fucked like her, not fucking her.
Women how do you feel when a guy cums before you?
Thunderous plaps, backshots sounding like Mogadishu.
>>34401312Deleted.
>>34401522what was the point in this reply
>>34401317No.
>>34401347WHY ARE YOU NAKED
>>34401378C'mon bro. Cut her some slack. Not loan. She is enabling your functioning alcoholism and putting up with you. Treat her.
That’s the yogurt effect.
>>34401510>Imagine being Bonnie Blue. You just came when that guy pulled out, and immediately another cock dives in and starts all over again.Bro seriously thinking she came during that, it was a marketing stunt. She was probably aching by the 5th guy.
>>34401404Some grocery stores sell wendy's chilli in the canned meat section.
>>34401436Kinda. I think I could handle a femcel.
Are there femcels who turn lesbian out of desperation and they're imagining chad every time they have sex with their gf?
>>34401530Your so called 'best friend' is a known homosexualist. He forces his penis into other men's arses in a vile attempt to turn them gay.
>>34401536I actually have a can of it, but canned food always tastes funny. I can just make my own, but it’s a lot of work.
It's still 2016, we're just having a bad dream. We're gonna wake up soon and watch the new LeafyIsHere video or an SJW owned compilation.
>>34401540I think if you're femcel, you've already discarded the notion of sex with other women
>>34401542My best friend is a married man with 1.3 children and he keeps trying to hit on me.
Quite the journey we have found our selves in.
>>34401547He is plotting to rape you. One day, when he has you all to himself, you will wail and sob and scream as he forcibly undresses you. And has his way with you! Forced vulval entry. That is your future, if you continue your 'friendship' with this 'man'.
>>344015471.3 children? Odd
>>34401545The MAGA movement and the Alt-Right ruined valid criticisms of woke/SJW posturing nonsense for everyone else.
All the women are out for their Friday shenanigans. Only garbage posters here for now and the weekend.
i confronted my husband about drunk driving last weekend, now we've fought all week about irrelevant things and he's come down with a sudden severe illness that will last all weekend. we had family commitments this weekend that he didn't want to go to. atoga, is his illness real or fake?
>>34401552One is cooking.
>>34401556Your husband got a DUI?
Hungry but ate
>>34401540get the right gf with the right strap on and you can barely tell the difference
>>34401559Eat again
How are you supposed to respond when a girl says she loves you? Apparently saying it back gives her the ick but what are you supposed to do?
>>34401558no, but i was mad at him because he risked getting one instead of calling for a $15 uber. its not like we're fucking poor. it's $30, tops, if you try at the same time as everyone else
>>34401561Empty fridge.
State sexHave you ever been afraid of a bug jumping at your genitsls or even into your genital hole?
>>34401510real it sucks to be a man also you don't get to play with your own boobies
I'd rather be in my Stardew Valley save right now than waste another second entertaining some mid-tier roastie who calls herself a "high value woman" while expecting me to lead, provide, entertain, and emotionally regulate her for zero fucking return.Option A: Sit through two hours of some entitled 6/10 lecturing me about "emotional intelligence" and how men need to step up, while she contributes nothing but vague trauma stories and a body count higher than my in-game friendship levels.Option B: Cozy cabin, rain pattering on the roof, fireplace crackling, ancient fruit just planted and ready to print money, my dog curled up by the bed, pixel wife who actually appreciates me and doesn't have a personality disorder she weaponizes every other week.In Stardew I can pet my chickens, water the crops, fish for hours, and pause the game whenever I want. No 2am "we need to talk" texts. No trauma dumping on date 1 then ghosting because I didn't instantly become her unpaid therapist. No psychic damage from listening to someone who thinks "leading" means I do all the work while she just exists and demands princess treatment.Real women in 2026 aren't partners, they're emotional vampires who feed on attention, validation, and drama. They suck the life out of you and then get pissed when you choose peace instead. "Why are you so happy alone? That's not normal." Bitch, this is the most normal I've felt in years.My Stardew wife will never call me toxic for setting boundaries. She won't turn her ADHD/BPD into a tactical nuke aimed at my sanity. I can divorce her for 50g and a beer if she starts acting up. Try doing that in real life without getting financially and mentally eviscerated.Why the fuck would I trade actual peace, zero emotional labor, and a thriving pixel farm for some exhausting 3DPD energy leech who gets mad that I'm content without her?
>>34401566MNo. Seems so far fetched to me that it is not something that would keep me awake.
>>34401566f, no, it doesn't gape open like that. unless maybe you gave birth and your pussy got majorly fucked up i guess
>>34401563How do you even know he was drunk or over the limit?
>>34401568ok then don't. no one's making you date a woman, bro, just play some sdv and chill out and maybe consider homosexuality too
>>34401571uh, it's pretty hard not to tell if someone is drunk when they stumble in reeking of whiskey. he was drunk and admitted it the next morning as well. said he shouldn't have driven.
Can someone reply to my last post because I have no idea what I posted.
>>34401577sure, anon>>34401501
>>34401566No
>>34401579No that wasn't me. Thanks. >>34401569This was me I just remembered.
>>34401580F
What is the right answer?
hearing this chubby woman next to her bf saying "x always looks so sad..." randomly, with longing eyes, about the guy i like made me realize why some men hatw women.
>>34401490imagine being stupid enough to believe this staged nonsense. bro, if i was retarded like you, i would use my 6 braincells to be blissfully happy eating some play dough, not watching ragebait videos and crying. you are so lucky to have a low iq and you waste it all on being mad
>>34401583there is no right answer, that is such a funny way to fuck with a guy LOL
>>34401583"My ex is a worm, and I would still date you even if you switched bodies with a worm, because you're wormth it."
M or FDo you like my bracelets
>>34401583An ex is an ex for a reason.Normally it's not the body.
>>34401591Mm, I wish the top one was more of a teal. Reminds me of mint, I don't like mint.
I feel like Asian women are like tuxedo cats, they both look so cute and goofy.
>>34401593You're saying you still think she's hot? FUCK YOU.
Having three sons by three different mothers sounds like the ideal
>>34401601Incels are like women proved kek
>>34401583Women will pick you in your ex's body so she can finally get some good dick again
My mom is an Artemis denier already lmao
>>34401591Looks cheap and ugly
>>34401601I don't understand you.
>>34401605Sigh
My sister is having another baby, another boy. She said she was going to probably be done if it was a girl.
>>34401609Those poor devils.
>>34401605What is that
>>34401568based trvke
>>34401605Yikes
>>34401484There’s no harm in it it just is pointless to me and I can’t force myself to
Where is everyone?
I want to bleach an Asian woman’s bloodline with my white genes, if you catch my drift.
>>34401605Is she an eastern bloc boomer
>>34401197Yes
>>34401609Poor baby is going to freeze in the middle of winter. Then again it won’t remember the first few months, or really anything until 2. Anons if you have children do you want a boy or girl first?
>>34401632Plap
THEY CALL ME SUB ZERO CUZ IM FREEZING NIGGAS
I want to know why
>>34401633I think it’s due in August. Her first kid was born in January in the middle of a blizzard.
I wish 1st world labour wasn't so expensive
Also I think her first kid might have the Asperger’s, I need to do my part to keep him away from Sonic.
>>34401636I'm an ice cold motherfucker, nigga
>>34401637I have many answers to questions like that what in particular is your "why"
i don't want to be this face anymore
>>34401623Do you believe you can still get it here? What do you look forward to?
>>34401642Why I'm me and not someone else, why I can't stand being me
>>34401638Does she live in a humid area? If she does may as well just keep the kid in a diaper until summer is over.>>34401640Sadge ;(. And during autism acceptance month
>>34401643Invisible Faaaace
I’d survive the Blaire Witch Project. I always carry a pointy piece of iron to deal with critters like that.
>>34401646Is Michigan humid?
>>34401645Well who else would you want to be if not you
>>34401583MI would kidnap her and you, and do neurosurgery in our basement to force your brain back in your body and hers back into hers.Is this a good answer?
>>34401649I believe you. It's the confidence that makes me believe you. You've got spunk.
I used to not like coconut but now I do.
>>34401556Probably from weakening his immune system from drinking.
>>34401652I have no lived experience in Michigan but I assume mild summer, hard winter like the rest of the north. >searchingApparently doesn’t get past mid 80 degrees often in summer
Should I break my arm and set it in a special way to get back the mobility I lost as a boy?
>>34401657Never had it. Actually the Bounty chocholate bar has coconut so I guess I have.
I am going to pour acid on my face or peel it off with a sharp object or burn it off.
>>34401664Explain
Bit rash init
It is yes. But I think about self harm a lot.
>>34401669When I was 13 I broke my arm and the gorilla nigger retard socialist doctors set it wrong and they were like oh it'll heal, and then it didn't heal, and now I can't rotate it all the way as I could before. So should I break it on purpose and have it set in a different way to fix that
>>34401583The correct answer is "Your brain, her body. Not because shes hotter than you, she isn't, but I'm so done with her that I wouldn't even want to date her again even if she was significantly hotter."
Won't post good night this time
>>34401646i can accept autism. i draw the line at furries
>>34401657I can identify good coconut. Most candy doesn't have good coconut. Most granola has best coconut.
>>34401680girl why aren't you out pegging manlets at the local bdsm club
I'd only be okay with him saying my body her mind. Bc we all know in the end attraction is the baseline for a relationship. The other way around would be basically him cucking me.>t. neet who doesn't even date but i'm still right
>>34401644Not really but I still have some of that delusion and I'm willing too wait so I don't dissapoint my family. Few more years and I can go
Women, why dont you get horny for male body parts the way we do for female ones?
What's so bad about that?
>>34401687Women don't like sex or get aroused
Ladies, does cbd relieve cramps?
>>34401695Go take care of your kids
>>34401005Abstaining from alcohol does not work unless you replace it with something.Some use faith, or food, or working out. But abstaining from an activity that acted like a crutch and took your time and focus but not replacing it with something else to focus on drastically increases the likelihood you will go back to drinking.Just a word to the wise.It's probably a good idea if your current life is making you feel bad about yourself. Change is definitely necessary.Good luck!
>>34401697You must not be a parent
>>34401699I love how only parents who are addicted to the internet only ever say this
>>34401562>I know
>>34401687They do but it's for less intuitive shit like hands or arms or hair, dick as well but not 24/7 the way guys are for tits and ass >>34401699No offense but I imagine you're the only parent in here right now >>34401562If you love her you say it back, don't overcomplicate it
I demand to go down on women from my own culture all the time forever.
>>34401687women do get horny for male body parts. i think women just want to be more discreet about it because everything related to women always becomes an argument for men. male necks and hands look attractive for example, and the general stomach area too if you're skinny (actually skinny, not skinnyfat lol). i have had to physically make myself look away when this one guy was laying shirtless basically in front of me and i knew if i looked i'd replay that sight over and over again in my mind, which i didn't want to happen because i'd like to have control of my thoughts. but just "seeing" it from the corner of my eye was hot enough ngl.
My darling
>>34401699What? You mean parents don't hover over their kids 24/7? And chew their food for them? And breathe air for them?
>>34401530>WHY ARE YOU NAKED?Why aren't YOU naked?Alternate reply:>WHY ARE YOU NAKED?"...do you need to ask?""...how can something be so small?""...have you heard of showering?""...are you Danish?""..."
linking phone numbers to people's ids online was a mistake (but i am busy capitalizing on that)
>>34401683I'm choosing chipotle. And also like all of my muscles hurt. Is there an otc muscle relaxer?
Go down on Southern belles of predominantly Irish ancestry from well educated families all the time forever.
>>34401713No otc muscle relaxer, your options are Tylenol or ibuprofen or naproxen
>>34401687You reverse psychologied us by making ugly guys most likely to show off their parts at the slightest compliment.
Where should I go?Away?
>>34401715Damn
>>34401687>Women, why dont you get horny for male body parts the way we do for female ones?Low lidio, I got cheated on/cucked, betrayed and GAD, not sure if seasonal depression/clinical depression
>>34401713I miss the honey chicken at Chipotle, I used to work there and I would get a honey chicken quesadilla for every employee meal. I wish I knew the recipe.
>>34401718Eh you're fine. How many kids you got? Ages? How hard was it taking care of them when they were newly born?
>>34401710I don't see a single capital letter in your post, liar.
>>34401718Yes
Oh a while back I said my dick wasn’t working because of stress, I figured out how to fix that, I just needed 12 hours of sleep.
Women do you habe kissable tummies?
What US city should I move to if I want to hunt cute femcels at the grocery store?
>>34401713yeah, vodka
>>34401723How are all of his jokes so fucking cringe
>>34401727I don't think any cities would have cute femcels in grocery stores in large amounts. If you want grocery stores with hot chicks go to any major coastal city and shop at whole foods or trader Joe's or erewhon. You'll find the most rich and obnoxious ones at the last option
How do women feel about men saying the female form is the most beautiful thing in the world? Ick?
>>34401723bitch
>>34401720that's tough my condolences. pretty sure if i got cheated on i'd start ignoring mens' entire existence, so i would neverr blame anyone for this or see it as weird.
I’m putting in my two weeks notice tomorrow, but I’m so nervous about it. I hate this job but I like my manager and I don’t want to let them down. Also I hate change and confrontation. Any advice?
I was just joking. Good night.
>>34401737Nighty night
>>34401733A bit weird, you should never worship another person or an entire gender
>>34401736Remember to just remain calm if they start arguing with you or something.
I demand to reproduce with women who are like me, who know multiple languages, can solve a PDE and a contour integral, have a bit of Southern flair, are well read, the rest of their family is well read and/or able to solve PDEs and contour integrals, is very affectionate, and likes to workout everyday.
Is not texting a girl for a bit to see if she initiates conversation herself considered "shit testing"?
>>34401722Two, toddler and teenager
Imagining her playing with my stubble and kissing my cheek
>>34401721Al pastor is still kinda sweet. Just pineapple-y.
>>34401744If they start arguing with me I’m walking out and not coming back. I’m doing the two weeks notice to be nice, if they want to be a dick I can be one too.
>>34401747Not necessarily "wrong" but still kind of a bitchy move. She might feel like it's better to date a masculine rather than a feminine guy at that point if you're too obvious about it.
>>34401726Yup. But not posting it. That's humiliation fuel.
>>34401748Big gap. Would it have been easier logistically if they were born within a year or two apart? My wife and I want kids in the near future and we are trying to think of the best way to go about it logistically
>>34401753Bitch you already posted your tits.
>>34401751I think it'll go well lol
Smart women should sit on my handsome face
>>34401728Fuck it. I should have a shot. I feel like absolute trash and my body needs to chill out.
>>34401757Link it
>>34401759Thank god Im stupid
>>34401757My boobs are nice tho.
>>34401730Consistency.It works for pudding, why not him!
>>34401766They're just fat
She looks like a pile of mashed potatoes in a plastic bag
Please I just want to meet a very very successful rich woman so I won't have to work
I need to use my gametes to populate the Earth with more smart, attractive, strong people
>>34401774You're thinking too small. Populate the moon. Or Mars.
>>34401685>I still have some of that delusionYou can hold more than one. >I'm willing too wait so I don't dissapoint my familyWhy would that change anything? >Few more years and I can goArbitrary time limit, I don't think you'll do it.
>>34401754I enjoyed the unexpected, I love my kids I wouldn’t change the past that changes them
>>34401768No, they're big boobs.You keep your bad juju to yourself. My BRAND FUCKING NEW victoria secret bra JUST BROKE. Fkskdjdjdkdjsjsjdjx
>>34401767He talks like an AI chatbot. I feel like I'm speaking to Gemini.
>>34401747no because you are male and normal relationship things are only manipulative if done by a female
>>34401752Should I always be initiating conversation then? I thought it was common advice that if she never initiates it's a sign she's not interested.
>>34401778So are you gonna show us the consequences of this broken bra or what?
Femanons, how is it going with your gf?
>>34401778If your BMI wasn't 36 this wouldn't have happened
>>34401713Not in the US.The Canadians have Robaxin paired with ibuprofen or acetaminophen so you can't abuse it without killing yourself.>>34401760I've used vodka as a muscle relaxer before but you have to do it right.I'd take like three shots and then stretch and massage the sore bits, then lie down in a sleeping position good with good body alignment.I've used vodka screwdrivers to kill a cold and ride out a flu too. But it doesn't give me a hangover and everyone is different.And once I successfully used it to erase a secret a friend wasn't supposed to tell me.
>>34401768she copes with her fatness by pretending she has big tits. but a 50-inch bust really doesn't look that impressive on a 45-inch ribcage
>>34401789I thought they looked nice.
>>34401769Are you trying to tell me that mashed potatoes in a plastic bag is not kissable?It's definitely pleasant to fondle. Live life a little.
>>34401780Gemini has never posted dick pics tho.Unless I missed an update.
>>34401794Gross
>>34401747It has to be, I was once called out for shit testing for asking what my date thought about a movie without disclosing my opinion first
>>34401792Are you gonna link them or what?
>>34401797if someone accused me of shit testing for that it would be the last date we went on lol. it's normal and healthy to want to get to know other people's opinions and the only reason you wouldn't just, freely answer is because you wanted to be dishonest and tailor your answer to sound good
>>34401747It's a perspective thing. If you're telling yourself that you're not going to reach out until tomorrow afternoon at 3 unless she reaches out and if she doesn't you're going to say something that's fine but if you're like "I'm going to see if she texts me first without ever saying I would like her to do that more and I'm going to be angry at her for something I didn't tell her about if I don't get the result I want" then that's dumb. Have self respect and boundaries but don't play games.>>34401736They probably will barely careI've been so nervous about it both times I've done it and they're just like "oh ok"
>>34401782If she never initiates even after several dates just accept you like her more than she likes you (i mean maybe give the girl a break if initially she's visibly very shy on dates, so a shy person)
Women thoughts on your boyfriend gazing into your eyes when you're lying together. Is that icky.
>>34401784Fucking pedophiles building these bras thought this tiny scrap would hold my boobs together? Fuck em. I need a big woman bra brand. These inferior quality bullshits are gay.
>>34401807I'm definitely going to ruin the moment by booping his nose or biting him
God that must stink like shit
why are they hairy
>>34401725I'll make your dick work
>>34401809>clothes for normal sized women = pedo clothesFat logic is always funny.
>>34401814She has PCOS
>>34401814All boobs have that
>>34401809Breasts
>>34401816Gayyyy
>>34401809try torrid
>>34401820fuck no they do not
>>34401809Boobs
>>34401826all humans have hair everywhere. if you have naturally blonde hair, you don't shave it off like women with dark hair do
Women should I grow out my stache
>>34401823I'ma. girl
>>34401826>he's never seen boobs in personIt's peach fuzz illuminated by the flash lol calm down
>>34401829speak for yourself, you ape
>>34401831Male girl
>>34401817listen chud real women are fat. women who aren't fat aren't real women, and anyone who doesn't like fat women is a pedophile.
>>34401829this, i can't see them normally and have to bend down my neck way down in the correct lighting and then i can see all the under 1mm hairs all over lol.
>>34401834Shit
>>34401833a sexy blonde ape? yeah that's me. i go bananas in the bedroom
I was watching Rocky IV and when Adrian screamed at him "You can't win!" I felt that shit. I know that technically she came around and supported him but still, women are always so quick to quit on you.
>>34401832>he can only pull women with hairy tits
>>34401830no, all guys should be clean shaven with a shaved head too so you can't skullfraud
Eating raw weenies by the fridge typa vibe
>>34401841that was the most "i am 12 and this is deep" shit i've ever read
>>34401838Show us that dick brother
>>34401844You’re not supposed to eat meat today
>>34401844but would you eat MY weenie raw?
>>34401842I'm a cis female tho? Go touch real boobsOh wait, you can't
>>34401809Yep. Shit engineering, I have to concur.It's not like it's the kind of bra you wear for 25 minutes and then take off.I'd get your money back.
>>34401845This is the most "I must pretend i am not like that," shit I've ever read
>>34401848I'm not Muslim >>34401849No only with a rubber
>>34401850Genuinely out of all the incels and losers you are the XXL biggest loser here lmfao.
Why do you want to pee on his leg? Why do you want him to pee on your leg?
>>34401852>t. coping and seething teenage hands
>>34401858say what now
>>34401857Projection's a bitchWhy is boob peach fuzz so triggering for you?
>>34401810Cute
>>34401858I never said that
>>34401776Why not I hope I do not have to live through prolonged suffering, thats all. Im scared of pain aren't you
>>34400838If I'm watching something and my hands are cold, my balls warm em up. Sorta like women with their boobs
>>34401864>>34401860https://youtube.com/watch?v=kxnsmsXYGJ4
>>34401850Based
>>34401858I don't want him to but it's not really a big deal if he does it because he thinks it's funny before I've soaped up.
>>34401860>>34401864I didFor both of youYou're welcome
Femanons, do you like moidsmell?
>>34401873I lost my smell to covid
>>34401861I think it's normal? Keep up fattie loser, not everyone here is the imaginary incel you're seething at.
>>34401859>how dare you!? I'm amazing >that's what all the media and institutions told me
>tfw no boopgf
>>34401875You never got that shit back?
>>34401873I like "active" moid smell I don't like "fat guy sweating in a cold room" moid smell
>>34401878your enemy is imaginary
>>34400863It sounds very normal, lol. Just standing in the open is weird af though. You gotta take him to the wall for him to lean on, or the sides of a couch again to lean on. Just take off his pants and push him against the thing and you'll get the view you want.
>>34401809Your boobs look nice
>>34401873i once smelled a guy's pillow ig that counts as yes, i am ashamed
>>34400908I'm sure women like the warmth and the pulsing of blood you feel on your tongue, the salty taste of sweaty skin, and him moaning
>>34401877>fattieIf that's what you need to believe to cope
>>34401883You were the one who was offended
>>34401886I hope it wasn't one of those infamous yellow pillows, at least.
>>34401886Sounds cute, no need to be ashamed Although maybe it is a bit weird to take a whiff of a dude's pillow surreptitiously if you aren't romantically involved How did you get access to his pillow?
>>34401841Adrian was actually an extremely good wife by modern foid standards. Most of them would have quit on Rocky years before that.
>>34401866>Why not"I'll do it sometime" is basically "I'll do it never" you're just stalling. >I hope I do not have to live through prolonged suffering, thats allAre you subjecting yourself to it? >Im scared of pain aren't youYes but what comes after? Death and eternity. Pain for a little is nothing compared to that. Plus there are painless ways.
>>34401889Everyone knows it kek, cope more of course. I'm tired of talking to desperate fatties for now too so don't bother to respond.
>>34401583>I'd date you, baby *kiss
Women do you know what "the sharty" is
>>34401809How the fuck do you get fingers this fat?
>>34401591Are those church beadsm yeah theyre nice
>>34401893it was one of my spare pillows, him (friend of my brother) and my brother were staying over on their drive to another town and i had a pretty big crush on him at the time. i smelled it and layed there for like a minute where he had slept before i threw the stuff in the washing machine .
>>34401901Couldn't think of a more nonsensical 3rd world answer if I tried
>>34401897Do you want me to do it right now
>>34401657I really don't understand how people could dislike it. Makes no sense to me
>>34401906Eh not that bad, how old were you? You over him now?
>>34401657Same. I also used to not like ginger but now I do. When there's something I dislike that's commonly enjoyed I try to learn to enjoy it as well. The only things I haven't been able to do that with are parsley and tea. I fucking hate tea
>>34401908I want you to be less indecisive, if its right now or in x years or after a certain milestone then that's when it is but not "sometime"
>>34401809humuna humuna
>>34401910it wasn't that many years ago lol and yeah i'm kinda over him considering i'm in a relationship now.
>>34401917It’s not sometime I have a specific age
My slop exploded in the microwave
>>34401873I like license to clean. That's good man smell.
>>34401920>yeah i'm kinda over him considering i'm in a relationship now>i'm kinda over him Hm doesn't sound too confidentHow're things going in your relationship now? Ever smelled your current bf's pillow? Or catch his smell off one of his jackets that you borrowed?
>>34401924do you use a special rag to wipe the smegma from the crevices your fat rolls?
>>34401923Did you not cover it? Do you have slop splatter all over the walls and roof of the microwave now?
>>34401923:(
>>34401921Do you think you'll stick to it when it comes around? Have you ever tried it?
>>34401930Nope but it only splattered a little on the plate>>34401932I rinsed it off minor setback. Enjoying my disgusting gruel as we speak
>>34401844You get diarrhea yet?
>>34401937No. My digestion is indestructible
>>34401937>>34401923
>>34401927oh i am. and i don't think so, but i hadn't done any smelling with any previous guys i had liked either, so it was just a one time thing for me. lmao.
We should've nuked the Soviet Union
>>34401939>>34401938
>>34401936Only good things will happen to positive anons like you, you have an emperor's soul.
We should've finished southern Reconstruction
>>34401940It's not something I'm particularly into either but I think it's cute when my girl wears my jackets and notices my smell off it or if I smell her off my jacket when I get it back. Good luck to you and your bf anon, thank you for humoring my questions
>>34401938Do you have a strong healthy fast metabolism/digestive system?
How do obese women with long fingernails wipe their ass?
What do penises smell like
>>34401949BidetValkyrie
We should've taken Pancho Villa's scalp
>>34401945Thank you anon I hope your setbacks are similarly minor and temporary >>34401948Yeah it burns through basically everything laser quick. I run hot as hell
>>34401952Do trailer parks have bidets?
>>34401951Enlightenment
>>34401890me mocking you isn't an indication of taking offense lmao. it's an indication that i think ur dum
>>34401928No. I use my god given fingers on my hands to wash my vomuptuous body. And to hold my boobies sometimes too.
>>34401951Urine and smegma if it hasn't been washed.
>>34401898I wish I could communicate this eye roll via text>>34401949I don't even know how thin women with long nails do it
>>34401933Yea I don’t think I’ll have a choice No have you
>>34401951Balls has more smell, but it all smells like his sweat. Maybe precum/cum if the guy just got off.
>>34401951Skin, musk and heat
>>34401951Skin
>>34401961I farted
>>34401973good luck, hope you didn't get any skid marks
>>34401951Pretty much the same as other skin if he's hygienic. Maybe a bit more musky / sweaty.
>>34401968>Yea I don’t think I’ll have a choiceIf it's far off a lot of things can change. >No have youOnce but I couldn't go through with it.
>>34401742Is not worship, is just so pleasing a form. Just wondering if you think is incensere.
BlueValkyrie sausage finger-fucking her fat rolls.
Do women like instrumental music and/or sections of songs?
>>34401978What county you from
>>34401982no
Fat redditor karen is still here? Call me back in an hour guys.
>>34401984Bangladesh. You?
>>34401982SureWhen I'm out in the woods after dark and too lazy to keep clapping on my way back to my car and I'm spooked I just play watermelon man on my phone speakers
>>34401984A hispanic country, why?
>>34401990Your English sucks
>>34401982yeah prog has a lot of that. when i had a more diverse taste i liked modern jazz too.
>>34401977Yea maybeWhat did you try
>>34401991Lol ok
Could you imagine if they had a section in the Smithsonian for the scalps of war chiefs, hapless British captains who faced Baltimore Clippers, Tripoltanian thugs, Prussian psychos, shitbag commies, Boxers with their queues, and grorious samurai?
Women, how bad do you like your bad boys?
>>34402005i like my men like i like my diarrhea: brown, hot, and leaves my asshole raw.
I think my family is very disappointed that I have no one
>>34402009Malest hands I've ever seen
>>34402005If he's in a nzbm band that's enough (i've met some but never would've dared to date them honestly)
>>34401993>Yea maybeDo you think it'll get harder or easier in the future? >What did you tryI was going to jump off a building and it would've been immediately fatal, but the view was too scary. But I'm getting more desensitized to it.
>>34402010So get someone.
MenWhat is your dick length and girth? What is your ideal pussy size?
>>34402013Depends on what changes How often do you go up there
>>34402010They get over it
>>34401591MYeah
>>34402019>Depends on what changesWhat do you think will change? >How often do you go up thereAround a few times a week, it's a good view in any case.
>>34402023I honestly don't think anything will I think you should stay scared, do you think any thing will change for you?
>>34402005https://youtu.be/_NPe8d6n8qU
>>34402018about 4 inches and idk girth never measuredi dont really know if i have an ideal pussy size idk what that means
>>34402005be a good person, and also give me i can fix him feelings.
>>34402005Reformed party boys not actual bad boysLike he's done cocaine and has skills that are suspiciously useful for commiting B&Es but he never hurt anybody. One dui I can look past. 2? Ehhhh.
>>3440201815 cm length Never really measured girth, but bit thicker than a toilet roll.I guess as tight as possible without making penetration imposible.
Never want to see my sister or step sisters again
Reading my blog from two months ago. lol
>>34402025>I honestly don't think anything willIf it's long enough obviously something will, for better or worse. >I think you should stay scaredWhy, if I stay scared I'll never do it. >do you think any thing will change for you?Probably but not in any way that matters.
>>34402036Post it
>>34402039My greatest hits:Iithink im alredy dead and I’m just parading my stupid rotting corpse around wondering why I look bad and why people dont want to be around meive personally never been mean to an ugly man but when a man who doesn’t want to fuck me has to talk to me holyyyy shitt lmao Hes FURIOUS
>>34402041How riveting I'd like to peruse the completed works of this blog
State gender and your most recent dream
>>34402038YupWhy do you even want to If they wont for you why would they for me
>thread is literally one samefagging tranny talking himself into roping
>>34402045Its privated anyway
>>34402047MSex
>>34402050One day I will happen upon your library of Alexandria and read to my heart's content Are you posting this shit on some private twitter account or something
>>34402055Blogspot
>>34402047These last two days my dreams have included Moonman, Epstein, Fuentes and Kanye, nothing even happened we were just chilling
>>34402049ur mad
>>34402047Mostly just making out.
I want to hold a cock in my hand
>>34402063Grab your own
>>34402059take your schizo shit back to your blogspot, trooncel
>>34402057My dreams included getting raped by Marilyn Manson, like that scene in the movie Jawbreaker where he has a cameo as a rapist. Very convincing acting, maybe because it was drawn from his real life experience as a rapist.
>>34402047FI feel like I had a weird one recently and I can't remember what it was.Last one I remember was I was at some kind of restaurant/bar/club and my ex who I was still talking to and sleeping with was there with a woman who looks nothing like me and he blanked me. Completely ignored me. When I made a scene he was really mean.That's what most of my dreams are. People I love being mean to me lol.
Me and woahvicky are very similar she’s me if i had become a wigger I was a genius
>>34402056Is that shit still up
>>34402064I don't have one
>>34402071>I was a geniusThats what every retard thinks.
>>34401555It's the First Friday of the month. That means if you live in any sizeable city you need to be out at the art galleries that are always open on the First Friday of every month in any big city chatting about bullshit with artsy women whose bloodstream is 50% kratom from the nearest local kava bar.
>>34402076Is that a thing?City people...
>>34401996I think The Smithsonian probably used to be like that before the late 20th century. You can still find that vibe at any Presidential Museum dedicated to a wartime president and/or Cold War era president.
>>34401591I had ones like those.
>>34402066Scary. Are you M or F? Because you don’t know with that guy
>>34402077Yes, a lot of American cities have a set of art shows and gallery exhibits in their artsy area going on during evening hours the first Friday of each month. Two examples: https://www.visitrainey.com/first-fridayhttps://lanearts.org/first-friday-artwalk/
>>34402063Hey
>>34402080>>34401591I always liked those gel bracelets.You know, sex bracelets. Or fuck bracelets, as we called them back in the day. Edgy girls especially loved those.
Idk what to text my crush. It's 10:30 pm at night.
>>34402093>Hey
>>34402093You will be drafted. You will fight in a war.
>>34402073Make one
If you were drafted to go to war, boots on the ground, what would you do with your last few days of freedom?
>>34402072Yea
>>34402041>but when a man who doesn’t want to fuck me has to talk to me holyyyy shitt lmao Hes FURIOUSCan you elaborate on this
>>34402102Urinate, defecate, and masturbate in public. Then film it and show it on TVs across in the country in storefront window displays.
>>34402089Hi :) How is your penis doing>>34402101It's not the same
>>34402104When men who find me ugly speak to me they are extremely mean and dismissive
Your pelvic floor issues can only be cured through sodomy. You will not have so many pelvis and prostate problems, if you allow a man to ejaculate into your rectum with his cock.
>>34402102I would shoot the drill sergeant
>>34402091:3 I should get some of em for good times sake.
Work is getting in the way of my sex life :(
>>34402103How long have you been doing that
>>34402091>gel braceletswhat?
what to do about a guy who gets annoyingly preachy about fanservice when watching anime? he watches anime too. i get it you think you're a good person but can you just stop complaining for one second .
>>34402111Have any examples of recent interactions?
Can you come and love me, the way you used to do?
>>34402126how do you even end up in a situation where you're watching anime with some idiot? lmfao
>>34402086This very much feels like a middle aged person thing to do but maybe I'm missing something
Friendly reminder that America was not explicitly founded as a Christian Nation, contrary to what evangelicucks might tell you. That is all
>>34402135>explicitly are you retarded?
>>34401591If you don't want the guys on here to think you're trans you shouldn't wear children's jewelryThis sounds a lot meaner than I mean it to be
>>34402131sister's bf, they live close to me so i sometimes just come over and we watch something.
>>34402102I could make it to canada in that time
>>34402136Are you?
>>34402135The United States of America was founded by Puritan assholes too rigid to be tolerated by Christian European assholes.Your argument is invalid as well as insipid and unrelated. That is all.
>>34402048>Why do you even want toTo go somewhere else and be someone else. >If they wont for you why would they for meI guess but I think you'll be holding on longer than me.
>>34402141What is it like being wrong and retarded?
>>34402125It's a millennial who's done too many drugs so he doesn't realize he's talking about something that isn't relevant.He's talking about jelly bracelets. Precursor to silly bandz with a similar purpose to Mardi gras beads.
>>34402125Contrary to Wikipedia I don't think it's an urban legend. I actually did know people who did the sex bracelets thing similar to gay hanky code. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gel_bracelet#Urban_legend_of_sex_bracelets
>>34402147We all had the I <3 Boobies bracelet at my school
>>34402143Is this really how you're choosing to spend your time?You have a finite number of moments in your life. That was one of them.My advice is to spend the rest more wisely.Good night.
>>34402144>silly bandzI think you're in a silly bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW75Yo0zdLM
>>34402147damn, lol>>34402144kinda funny
Should I go to sleep
>>34402156Yes
>>34402156you won't anyways, why even ask
>>34402156If you go to sleep, demons will anally rape you.
You have been these past 12 years a slaveWho has enslaved you? Has your penis or vagina, also been enslaved?
Did you think anon ever messaged their crush? It's almost mid night
>>34402152Not actually that far off from being in highschool in 2009 except for the weirdly sexualized teacher and a guy like that saying "ish"
>>34402167I think anon penis-massaged their cousin. Lubed up his winky and gave 'im the old rub and tug at a family reunion, what what. Just some good wholesome family bonding, alongside a bit of family bondage.
GirlypopsHow was there never a punk rock band called Ronnie and the RayGuns?
Do you think Serie ever gave Frieren a foot job where she stimulated Frieren's clit with her toe?
>>34402142That sucks I don’t want to be living alone when are you doing it
What are your relationship near deal breakers? Things that you might let slide if you really really like or love someone, but if not, can kill any dating potential.Personally, it’s a light sleeper. I dated one and I couldn’t even sneak to the bathroom without her complaining. I had to act like a ninja in my own home if it was her bedtime. But if I like someone enough I’ll sleep in a separate room and deal with it.
>>34402171The cartoon Code Monkeys used this pun.I actually didn't like that cartoon very much, it was just bleak and mean spirited without any empathy for any of its characters. And I say this as a longtime South Park watcher.
>>34402124I stopped a few months ago
>>34402128I got ignored when saying something and then some other guy repeated it and everyone agreed
How do I become good at gaslighting people?
>>34402185You got what you fucking deserved.
>>34402186Respond to any question about relationships or meeting people for dates with "work on yourself", "trust the process", "just be yourself", and "if you stop looking the right one will come". This is good gaslighting practice.
>>34402186Illuminate them with as lamps
>>34402173Serie would rather cast ovarian torsion than touch friwren with a ten foot pole
>>34402185Yuhh
Today, a caterpillar and a small scorpion both fell from a tree and bit/stung me on the scalp and on the back of the neck. But enough about me, what were your similar experiences to that over this past week?
>>34402186You either have it or you don’t
>>34402186What are you talking about?
>>34402187Yes
Do you guys ever think about how beautiful love would be if sex didnt exist?
>>34402187Shut the fuck up moron>>34402185Maybe you spoke too quietly. Or maybe they were assholes
>>34402182How long did you do it though Why'd you stop did it actually help with anything
I once asked a woman out on a date and she agreed to meet with me. But instead of meeting her, I was met by a homosexual who dragged me kicking and screaming into a broom closet and raped me. I was set up.
>>34402197How are you alive
>>34402201love is a psyop
>>34402204A year maybe No it probably made things worse
>>34402199Sex is naturalSex is goodNot everybody does itBut everybody should
>>34402201The disgustingness of sex is what makes love so beautiful. Love would have no value if it had no obstacles to overcome.
How difficult is it to get a dutch or finnish gf as a black dude
>>34402201You sound like the kind of creep who fucks kittens and puppies.
>>34402178>What are your relationship near deal breakers? Things that you might let slide if you really really like or love someone, but if not, can kill any dating potential.>Personally, it’s a light sleeper. I dated one and I couldn’t even sneak to the bathroom without her complaining. I had to act like a ninja in my own home if it was her bedtime. But if I like someone enough I’ll sleep in a separate room and deal with it.I dont know anymore.
>>34402210Lol now I really wanna read it. Shits a chronicle I bet whole ass saga
>>34402213why does the obstacle have to be sex? woudnt it make more sense for it to be things like fully trusting someone, making sacrifices for them, etc
>>34402201No because I don't have some sort of weird shame complex like you do
>>34402214Very
>>34402201I don’t think love would exist without sex
>>34402222El mucho checko
>>34402218It wasn’t very detailed or funny even though I was trying to be
>>34402219You have to fully trust someone with your disgusting genitals and trust them even more to engage in disgusting sex with them. Sex and trust are interlinked, and that's the beauty of love.
>>34402176>That sucks I don’t want to be living aloneWhat about family and friends and stuff?>when are you doing itMy dad is old and has cancer, I'll do it when he passes.
>>34402222What a depressing ideology.The unconditional love of families, maybe a higher divine love, is what makes the world go around. Not stinky winkies and goals in the hole. Think about it. There must be higher love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9olaIio3l8
>>34402201Yeah, making out
>>34402178I’m only a light sleeper on my own, and I always woke up when he’d unwrap himself from me. So just don’t move
>>34402228I've been gooned and sucked off by people I don't trust and wouldn't interact with outside of sexcapades.
>>34402227Doesn't have to be the point is that it's raw. An unfiltered unadulterated gaze into the human psyche and it's thoughts and evolution over time. It's fascinating stuff
>>34402220what makes you think its a shame thing?>>34402222theres living proof all over you that refutes this>>34402228but that isnt really trust since its transactional with the currency being arousal .
>>34402235You can just get that here
>>34402236Who tf you think you’re talking to
>>34402228>disgusting genitalsI actually have award-winning, prize genitals.
>>34402240which anon r u ? i replied to 3
>>34402214Easy
>>34402230They all have their own lives, they’re moving on I’m sorry about your dad do you see him often
>>34402241That's not a blue ribbon, that's a blue waffle.
>>34402240A millennial who has taken too many drugs and had too much bad sex with strangers including resorting to homosexualism from desperation.
>>34402232You really like to make out
>>34402202Who cares it happens all the time, I get ignored by men who beeline to other girls, it’s honestly funny to watch
>>34402178I'm a little neurotic about having clean hands and things being sanitary and uncontaminated. There's a direct correlation between how much I like a guy and how lenient I'll be.If I'm kind of meh on a guy it REALLY bothers me and I'll probably make him wash his hands right before we have sex but I would let "the one" give me a yeast infection and eat a pot of chili he spilled on the floor if he really wanted to.
>>34402245No, I never joined the Blue Ribbons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnVx7ZCkWhE
>>34402238Yeah but here it's messy and chaotic and scrambled and there's no continuity. With that it's just one person and one mind, pure, straight from the source, the holy grail
Girlie popsSSSSSEEEEXXXXXX!!?!!!?!!?!???!!
>>34402249Tasting a man I like is nice. Also I had aged vodka and am on a heating pad. I can't feel shiiiiiit.
>>34402244>they’re moving onCome on nobody moves on from family. >I’m sorry about your dad do you see him oftenIt's fine it happens. I live with him.
>>34402236>What makes you think it's a shame thingIt's either a shame thing or you're a virgin.You think sex takes something away from relationships instead of adding to it. You got issues.
>>34402254Just one person at their worst for pages and pages, it’s boring, there’s no depth there’s nothing unbiased
>>34402256You are a girl. We should have sex.
You know what I'm going to do to you, you piece of shit?I'm going to urinate on your face! Enjoy the golden shower from my pecker!
I miss sugar I miss cheese I miss bread. God fuck my life. But I’ve gained some weight back
>>34402260i never said it took away, but i also dont thing it adds to it. if it added to it then how come ppl hook up and have sex all the time w ppl they just met and have not/will not be in a relationship with? but things like trust and sacrifice are in fact things that do happen in relationships, not with some stranger from a one-night stand.
>>34402259Yeah they do lol I’m supposed to be building my own not clinging onto the old That’s nice and good do you take care of him or is he still mobile
How to get women to go crazy for me? I’ve seen the most professional and composed women be ferociously horny or desperate for a specific person before. I’ve seen it multiple times.Every relationship I’ve had was a slow burn buildup starting from friends . I want to have someone ferociously WANT me. Do I not give off a vibe that allows that sort of thing? Is it more of a personality thing? I feel like we’ve all seen this situation before but I don’t know how to obtain it. Or maybe the scenario is rare and I need to recalibrate.
>>34402262I can barely read these words. But I need to hold >his hair for >him while >he plaps me.
>>34402269You can build it up I’ve had that happen But otherwise no we are ugly and no one is going to ferociously want us
>>34402265You can have sex without love being present just like you can love someone without wanting to fuck them. Are you insinuating that people who love each other can never have sex or they'll ruin it like what is your point here?
>>34402261Yes YES that's it that's perfect, that's just what I need, just a slew of thoughts moving and growing. One continuous story not a wall of indecipherable noise
>>34402275you should write one then, I would read mine back and be like wow so relatable or go what was she talking about for the really vague ones
>>34402274where are you getting that i think sex is bad?? my original post was just a hypothetical out of curiosity
>>34402268>Yeah they do lolOh that's sad that's kinda shit they're supposed to help you and support you. >do you take care of him or is he still mobileYeah he can still move around and stuff, but he's tired and sleeps a lot and I drive him around. He's better than before treatment but I don't know how long that will last.
>>34402277I've done similar things and read them back years later but at the end of the day it's my mind and my memories, I knew what I was thinking, it's nothing really new, but a foreign mind that's something else entirely, that's where it gets good
>>34402282Just develop a horrible memory
>>34402281They don’t have to, I’m an adult and can should do it myself That’s good I hope it lasts a while
>>34402285Didn't help
Normal breasts?
>>34402288>I’m an adult and can should do it myselfHelp and family doesn't have an expiration date. >That’s good I hope it lasts a whileWe'll see. 5 more years maybe.
>>34402291Someone should post some
Large rough man hands groping my soft small boobs when
The only accounts on which I make my pre Imperial Russian ancestors the least but unhappy is that I am unmarried and have not found another dvoryanstvo family whom appreciates my strength and intelligence to marry into.
>>34402294Small fast keyboard typing hands mushing my big fat boobies together when?
>>34402291B cup? Especially for non fat women
>>34402294Hump
>>34402294Moid hands
>>34402280You want it to not exist....you did this to yourself by explaining yourself so poorly idk what to tell you.
>>34402294this but the opposite, i need me a man w big soft moobs who'd let me squeeze them (gently) w my soft woman hands
I started to really miss my ex when my new gf had small boobsIt felt like being hungry and only getting breadcrumbs for dinner
staring at his creepshots of his arms
>>34402309Imagine having no dinner
Girldinner but my girl's the dinner
>>34402309I fear a similar scenario when I find out he dated a chubby girl before me.Comparison is the thief of joy anon. If I expected every guy I date from now on to have the biggest penis I'd ever seen I'd be in for a bad time.
I love liberal white guys
>>34402018Length is between 7-7.5 inch depending on how hard I am, girth I think was 5 or 5.5? I don't even have a clue how pussy size is measured, it is meaningless. Preferably I guess deep enough to take the full length of my dick without it being too painful
Femanons, would you date a fat guy? why or why not
>>34402316Why
I'd like to dance with her. But I'm not a good dancer. I'm sure she's much better than me.
>>34402324No
>>34402313She will lose respect for you if you eat her out. Not to mention that it causes throat cancer if she's not a pure virgin.
>>34402328>...why or why not
If a woman has had more than one sexual partner, she's not worth dating. She can just go date Indian men. Why do women act like this is surprising to hear? Low standards begets a low standard.
>>34402324No.I'm not fat. I'm no catch but I'm better than that.
>>34402317why does every atoga moid have a 7.5 inch dick
>>34402328Lmfao
>>34402328I already did a few times, copypasta.
>>34402333Because it's easy to lie on an anonymous forum.
>>34402333You all ignored this guy >>34402029
>>34402340People responded to penis posts?
>>34402324>Femanons, would you date a fat guy? On principle, no.>why or why notBeing fat is an indicator of poor self-control and a lack of self-respect. I also care a lot about fitness and would not mesh well with a partner that didn't.
>>34402344>Being fat is an indicator of poor self-control and a lack of self-respectsome ppl just have a bigger appetite anonthis is an anonymous forum, u can just outright say you dont find fat dudes attractive and want a 10/10 gigachad, you dont have to pretend its due to some weird moral principle you have,
>>34402347That's all she does
state genderhow do I achieve happiness?
>>34402347NtaIf your appetite is so much bigger than your required intake that you start getting fat and you don't do anything about it I do kind of see that as a moral failing. Or an indicator of depression I guess.
>>34402352F seek Christ
>>34402344>Being fat is an indicator of poor self-control and a lack of self-respectSo is porn addiction, gooning and non-monogamy.
>>34402352Be in a loving relationship with another for a really long time. So long that the two of you are familiar. Every night the embrace brings you two home.
Why do foids complain about men only wanting sex while at the same time they hate virgin men who would actually be fine with waiting?
>>34402360Why do people complain about both hot and cold weatherNobody sane likes extremes
>>34402352MBreak the cage and free yourself
>>34402360I DONT HATE VIRGIN MEN I NEVER HAVE STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MYMOUTH!!!!
>>34402359of course, man I wish I could be one of those people that are perfectly happy by themselves>>34402362how do I do that?
>>34402360They want a Chad that can fuck a lot of bitches and has fucked lots of bitches, but only stays loyal to her. Yes, it's an oxymoron, but female creatures are oxymorons./thread
>>34402352FIf I had any idea do you think I would be here? As far as I can tell in order to be happy you have to be delusional and be able to gaslight yourself.
>>34402367If he only thinks I'm special because I'm the only one he's ever had it doesn't count for anything
>>34402366You know how.
>>34402372Do you realize how pair-bonding works? If he fucked 100 bitches, that's a pattern of behaviour and you won't be more special than the rest. Some will have a better ass, bigger boobs, nicer pussy etc. He will always seek for new bitches to fuck. That wouldn't be the case with an inexperienced guy who would dedicate himself to you. But I understand how the tiny female brain works, if other bitches didn't want him, why should you, right?
>>34402377Ugh this again? Neither of us is changing the others mind just drop it.
I know you are here. Stop pretending.
Drop deez nuts on yo face
I finally made progress! she is dead to me now!
>>34402197
sometimes I dream about spiders, they're scary
>>34402380Hi
>>34402386What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole?
>>34402391the taint
>>34402391Mangina
>>34402392>>34402393It was a reference you guys the answer is "the coffee table"
>>34402391yummy
>>34402397I don't get it
>>34402397the coffee table...please explain
>>34402399Gay
What does it mean if he has glass coffee table?
I'm waiting for an explanation.... :/
>>34402401>>34402402It's literally just a Weeds reference because it's the first thing I think of when I see Kevin Nealon it's really not that serious.
>>34402404he wants you to lay on the table naked so he can see your boobs pressed against the glass from underneath
>>34402406how is that a weed reference? now I'm even more confused
>>34402406who?
>>34402406I'm a zoomer bro I don't know your boomer shows
>>34402410>>34402412WeedSGoogle is right there you're fucking helpless. Fucking zoomers.https://youtu.be/DwIxkzQxppg?si=mw0dvhU4vKyOhiki
>>34402405he wants you to crouch on the table naked so he can watch you shit on the glass from underneath
>>34402414NO you made the joke you have to explain it
>>34402414Oh lol that's kinda funny >>34402413
>>34402414ok that's funny
100% of atoga moids are virgins
>>34402417When I don't get a reference I don't care. That's the part I'm confused about. You're messing with me you don't actually give a shit come on.
>>34402421>When I don't get a reference I don't care.well I care!
>>34402391da gooch
>>34402420100% of them are also tall and white with big dicks
>>34402397sorry, i usually only drink water
>>34402422We must have different types of autism lolIf I want to know something I will spend 20 minutes searching rather than ask somebody. I think I'm more gratified by following clues than I am by finding out the information.
>>34402352MPlace your head on a woman's boobs and/or ass and it's as close as you'll get.
Should I obsess over her
>>34402428in my experience it's kind of hard to google very specific references that's why I was asking instead of googling it
>>34402430Who
>>34402429I'm sure a hug would make me happy
>>34402430No, you should obsess over me
What size is big for dick?
>>34402420I'm not
>>34402431Nta, nigga Google "the weeds coffee table" it's literally the first result
>>34402424>>34402439suuuuuuure
>>34402432A very special girl>>34402434I don't even know you
>>34402441don't call me nigga you fucking kike
>>344024387 in
>>34402445I'm whiter than you'll ever be you pathetic pol larper
tfw there's probably at least one femanon squeezing out cum while posting nonchalantly
>>34402431I gave you the entire quote albeit slightly incorrect and also >>34402441You suffer from learned helplessness.Do they even make kids look up shit in encyclopedias in schools any more so they understand that you often still can find the information you need using a way that's not the easiest or your favorite?
>>34402420>>344024243/4
>>34402449So what?I'm pretty sure I've done it at least once. I also post white taking a shit
Women what's your favorite palworld pal?
Pink Femanons
>>34402464Yeah, but are you more likely to shitpost?
Women how would you feel if that government iced your husband. What would you do.
>>34402464>scat demon larps as a white
>>34402420I'm not but I have never successfully rizzed a girl before
I feel like I'm about to have a mental breakdown
If Claire's started selling their own line of lingerie I think that'd be killer
>>34402475I dont worry about it because I have no husband
>>34402483Ok but if you did
>>34402481Am I contributing?
is 6 inches big for dick
>>34402481About huwat
>>34402486no you're not
Why can't women leave cum in overnight?
>>34402485I'd be happy because marriage is the enslavement of the woman
>>34402490Okay, good. Hope you feel well soon.
>>34402487that's average. It can be proportionate depending on your overall build. I'm sitting pretty at 7 or 8 inches.In terms of sex I have no idea
>>34402491Do you think I have a plug or something?It's a hole not a container
>>34402473I don't need to shit in order to shitpost
>>34402492Even lesbian marriages?
>>34402494hot tea and honey always make me feel better. my favorite blanket and snuggles
>>34402489I don't even know anymore
>>34402496I'd just prop you up with a pillow so there's no spillage.
Women what's your favorite snuggle position
>>34402501Cute. Wish i could help.
>>344024956 inches only average? FUCK
>>34402505my face in his armpit or just laying my face against his chest
>>34402508just go for a short girl, it will look massive for her
farting to keep myself warm under my favorite blanket
>tfw no short gf
>>34402510there's no way a woman can be this based
>>34402513how short are we talking
>>34402510What if I have a small chest
>>34402511Do short girls have short vagina
>>34402492I want a marriage where I'm enslaved to my wife
>>344025175'6 or shorter
>>34402505Curry swooning
>>34402518apparently they have a hard time taking a 7 inch dick
>>34402521Meant for >>34402516
>>34402518Yep everything is smaller
>>34402504>a pillowIt would take a lot more than one pillow. And so ok sure I just won't sleep so you can have this weird mental satisfaction that sounds great for me
when a circumcised male says something so mutilated you foreskinuinely gotta hit them with the intact stare
Femanons, Femcels and Trads all secretly want 10 inches, but are scared to admit it for shaming.It’s not social media. Don’t gaslight.
>>34402528this isn't twitter you faggot we aren't going to digg up your unfunny zoomer sentence
>>34402529the fact that you think about that stuff is very gay
every time I'm outside I have to squint my eyes :(
>>34402505If we're talking about positions that are actually comfortable I think laying on him in cowgirl position or being either spoon. I like laying with one of his arms around me and my head on his chest but I feel like that ends up uncomfortable for everyone pretty quickly. Same with any kind of leg tangling.
>>34402531>>34402532Bait.
>>34402527Maybe I should just cum on your tits instead.
>>34402536
>>34402534And you haven't gotten sunglasses why exactly?
>>34402529Apparently not, because my hog and me are perma virgins.
Why do some short women like Sw*ss have colossal vaginas?
>>34402542I think I look like a jerk when I wear sunglasses
Bjork was the last attractive woman madeNo one came after her. too bad
>>34402546*Least
>>34402544why do you think?
>>34402545*heart eyes
>>34402540Are you Indian?Lulz
>>34402538I think it's been 10 years since I've had cum on my tits and I have no desire to repeat the experience we can be done with this hypothetical.>>34402545So you'd rather continue permanently damaging your eyesight because you're self conscious. I mean ok.
>>34402544My waifu, not yours!!!
>>34402556>So you'd rather continue permanently damaging your eyesight because you're self conscious. I mean ok.oh shit that's damaging my eyes? fuck then I don't care what I look like then
>>34402554I mean big vagina.
>>34402558Yeah man if it's bright enough to hurt it is uh...hurting them. Get some polarized lenses. You'll thank yourself in 30 years.
I miss london
>>34402557Shit taste
>>34402562L O N D O NONDON
>>34402562I miss Low Voice chan.
>>34402562Move back retard
>>34402562>I miss londonMe too.May she bounce on Chad dick eternal :')
Anyone else notice that black women are the only group of women that are actually attracted to men and our bodies?
>>34402529When I was in college a friend of mine started a rumor that I had a big dick. I’m slightly above average. After that I had sex with a new woman almost every week for 9 years straight. What I’ve learned is that almost all women want a big dick and almost no woman knows what a big dick should look/feel like.
>>34402575>animals behave like animals you should write a scientific paper about that
>>34402578> Chad won againNo surprise, but big ups, either way.
>>34402579You should write a scientific paper about your big vagina.
>>34402575>Anyone else noticeNoI don't notice
I know that getting you alone isn't easy.
>>34402575No. They're the ones I see talking the most shit about men being too short, or too skinny, or not hung enough.
instead of worshipping chad like a closet homo why don't (you) become a chad? could it be that you like men and not women?
>>34402583Serial killer vibes
>>34402584I've never seen JH do that.
>>34402585>bi men exist:0
>>34402482I'll design it!
>>34402578>I have a big dick >someone made sure girls knew I had a big dick >after that, girls that like big dick were eager to fuck me because they heard I have a big dick >what I found is that most of those girls wanted big dick, which means all women want big dick >I also personally don't think I have a porn tier big dick, it's just bigger than average, so that means all those girls are fucking retarded for thinking mine is big since it's not like those monster cocks in porn yet they still acted like it's big >no that doesn't mean my observation is tainted by selection bias and my own porn damaged idea of what's big do you ever stop and listen to yourself?
>>34402588ok you got me there
>>34402584You’re delusional and low IQ.
>>34402585I'm saving up for limb lengthening, but I've still got about 50% to go. After that I'll start lifting, and will hopefully be old enough not to have acne anymore.
>>34402578dick stats?
>>34402595why do you have acne? just take care of your skin
>>34402594Enjoy your chocolate queens, by all means. But why ask when you'll only accept one answer?
Femanons who lurk.
>>34402590Slightly above average isn’t much to brag about. It’s like saying you’re tall at 5’11
>>34402590Nta it's not big though
>>34402598I tried Accutane, but it didn't do much for me.
>>34402578>was in college for 9 yearsThis will probably be me
>>34402600Nta but anon is horny posting, he doesn't want to have an actual conversation.
I was the only kid in my class that didn't have acne in middle school and people started saying I was wearing make up >:(you just can't fucking win people will always find something to make fun of you
>>34402606Haha fuck off, I dropped out but that didn’t kill the rumor
>>34402587Her standards are so high she's with not one, but two SS propaganda models.
>>34402605this kind of shit is why I don't tell people I like anime
Grills, be honest, have you ever drool in your sleep?
>>34402605Looks familar
>tfw no femanon to drool on your chest
>>34402611
>>34402608>Nta but anon is horny posting, he doesn't want to have an actual conversation.>Anon wants to horny post with other menYou're probably right, this is the gayest thread on any blue board.
Moids posting about dicks again.Humanity is doomed.
>>34402618Hi Julian
>>34402617He wanted to hear about black girls worshipping anons dicks so he can imagine JH sucking his penis better, yes.
GirlypopsBy benching 275lbs for reps, running 5ks on a broken leg, making it to 43 states and 12 countries, shrugging off concussions, understanding nuclear power, being able to explain quantum entanglement, and holding conversations in Arabic did I make my ancestors from pre Imperial Russian nobility proud?
>>34402620You should post about dicks instead.
>>34402623The dead are indifferent.
>>34402579racist
>>34402623>falling for the gym jew>ruining your body for no reason>being amerilard>arabicThose made them feel actively ashamed of you but other than that, you're on the right track
>>34402620they should post their dicks to make up for forcing us to scroll through this drivel
>>34402634Stop whining, sis
>>34400858No, but I have a friend who does that I call when I see a word I don't understand>>34402605no fuck you THIS is peak female form>>>/a/>>>/a/287190390
>>34402584But that proves my point actually. At least that means they ARE attracted to men. Other races are entirely apathetic towards us. They just kinda tolerate our existence at best
>>34402613Say that again in English
>>34402623kill yourself
you are both wrong THIS is peak female form
>>34402642Bob cut and bangs are dangerous. Do not approach.
>>34402639Eat shit, Ameri-clap.
Your hair is like this because your mom had to work during pregnancy.
>>34402643my instincts say no but my penis say yes
Need a Russian Ice Princess GF, truthfully.
>>34402642that's a normal ass hagnot hebe or milfkill yourself you tasteless basterd
>>34402646Beautiful? I'll take it
Thoughts?
>>34402649oh excuse me for liking evil hags
>>34402651It's oger
Arabic is actually a great language, better that Spanish or German.
>>34402651they find you gross because you're a disgusting balding pig
>>34402654shut up ahmed
>>34402652Mon frere, you didn't get molested by a woman with bangs did you? I did.
>>34402645I think that's your specialty
>>34401478>This is you prematurely sabotaging yourself and setting yourself up to failIf you want me to be absolute about it lol then ok this is my last post. So assume that I am trying to fix my life (or ded jk). Maybe I'll come back in a few years or whatever tho to see how you guys are. Adios amigos
>>34402656No tienes nada intelegincia. Eres madrechingador.
>>34402657no I wasn't molested by a woman
3rd world hours are something else.
Get a hooker or a massage?
>>34402651
men, where r u the most ticklish?
>>34402634How do I know my dick suits your tastes?
>>34402667My neck
>>34402667not ticklish at all
>>34402668I expect you to know, you've sucked plenty
>>34402667I can’t be tickled, truthfully.It just never works.
>>34402642I need Erin Esurance to sit on my face
>>34402667That little spot in the back of my mind that only she knows how to reach
>>34402661This is America.Speak American.
>>34402667around my tailbone, my nostrils and my feet
>>34402651I thought it was funny/interesting the first time you posted it. Now that we're at double digits it's just noise.
>>34402646Nah it's the tap waterMy sister's teeth are weird because of some meds my mom took tho
>>34402681You had Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. Every white American foid pretended to speak Spanish lol
>>34402663Well next time you go to the hamam or hear "nasılsın", think of me, have a chuckle and say "alhamdulilah," with hands and eyes up.
>>34402684Your mom had to go to work during the pregnancy because of the tap water and the meds.
>>34402672I used to be able to autofellate when I did jiu jitsu.
>>34402686Cope.No one cares about Super Bowl half time.
"Netflix and chill"? I lied, I don't even have an internet connection. We're watching downloaded YouTube videos such ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CynaBty9FrU&t=257WOMEN, you're response?
>>34402693U are gay,
What kind of guy does atoga think is fucking my future wife right now?I haven't met her yet.
>>34402697Me
>>34402697There's no easy way to say this... he's black.
>>34402697Neo Confederate Russian nobles who mix languages and love Bulgaria
>>34402700Statistically unlikely
>>34402702But not impossible
>>34402697An Indo stud.BNWO is real.Also, why are taking off your pants, Anon?
>>34402704>Indo>why are taking off your pantsGood morning saar
>>34402704>why are taking off your pants, Anon?Because a Southern stud with proven noble ancestry, putting him above the First Families, Is slapping my wife's butt and pulling her hair
>>34402705Put the fries in the bag, Justin.Then dance for me, so I can give you $1 in tip.
Some hopeful music for these trying times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJQkKof3opg
>>34402709>be npc>seething you can only fuck other npc's
WomenWould you be okay with staying friends with someone you have feelings for if they didn't feel the same?My best friend has been in love with me for 8 years (we're 24) but I don't see her that way. She seems okay with it and doesn't bring up her feelings very often. A friend of hers got onto me though, saying that I'm encouraging her and shouldn't be so close to her.
>>34402716anon, all women are NPCs
>>34402719That exactly what an npc would say because in your experience thats actually true.
>>34402717Why can’t you love her?Is she uggo?You racist?
>>34402717No, I can't fathom having feelings for someone that doesn't reciprocate. The reciprocation is part of the feelings.
>>34402720>you said the truth because you've experienced itgee, thanks
>>34402717Nope. I would move on
>>34402717Damn chad
>>34402723Your personal truth doesn't translate to universal truth. Or would you say it's true that snow doesn't exist because some kid living at the equator claims it doesn't since he's never seen or experienced it?
>>34402724nta but why wouldn't you stay frens
>>34402727nigga logic
>>34402717Ur an asshole
Click that shit I dare you
>>34402721She's beautiful, but the idea of being in a relationship with her doesn't do anything for me. Feelings are too platonic. Nothing wrong with her though.
>>34402730Why do you say that? If I'm doing something wrong, I'd like to know.
>>34402731nah
>>34402733nta but you really suck at this whole bait thing
I will never get wireless earbuds, and I'll never get earbuds that don't have a 3.5mm jack. That's just what I'm comfortable with.
>>34402735U, too, corn-fed Moid,
Why do Japanese women sound like they're crying when they're having sex?
>>34402737I thought this way too until my phone had no port. Fucking A man
>>34402737>pushing the frequency jew directly into your skull
>>34402728Would you like if you were dating a girl and her friend was a guy that she wanted a relationship with?
>>34402740they are crying
I haven't been here for a few years. Everyone here still stupid and hateable with shit takes on everything?
>>34402745Yes, but worse.
>>34402745yes, you fit right in
>>34402745Yes, and many more schizos and fags.
>>34402740It’s porn. I’m Japanese and we don’t make a crying child noises
>>34402742And I will die doing that
>>34402750correct
Schizo hours are depressing.Euros, save us!
>>34402749More relevant question, why do Japanese men want women to make crying child noises?
>>34402749Do you ever worry that guys expect it?
>>34402749You are not Japanese.
>>34402756>anon is mad that his fantasies aren't real
>>34402751And it will be good
my girlfriend told me that she's cheated on me with 628 men should I forgive her
>I'm hungryWhat food jew should i put in my mouth?
>>34402758if you say so
>>34402759Anime isnt real, anon.
>>34402759How hot is she? The dating market is rough.
>>34402760rose hip jam
>>34402761I will die smiling
WomenYou can make your breasts whatever size you want BUT you have to wear tight, form-fitting clothes every dayDo you accept
>>34402717You might not being doing it with malicious intent but you're still farming attention from an orbiter
I had choccy milk for the first time in over a decade, it was terrible I can't believe i used to like this
Do all ethnicities moan the same way in real life?
>>34402766Nah
>>34402768Does it count if she almost never mentions her feelings? It's not like she fawns over me or anything
>>34402770Fuck every ethnicity and report back
>>34402772almost never implies to me she's brought it up more than twice. It counts.
Censorship is a good thing. Otherwise schizos have free reign,Retardation is no excuse.
Let's all gangbang femanon!
>>34402773I'm a virgin. That will never happen.
>>34402771I like your c cups.
>>34402770I'm going to say no, even the way people react to pain varies depending on culture.
Stats say that 89% of women will cheat on you anyway. That's why you should always aim for the hot girls, because imagine getting cheated on by some 4-5/10 chubby brunette. That's embarrassing and your self-esteem won't recover from that.
>>34402778Hopefully you die very soon :)
>>34402774A few times a year, yeah.
>>34402779They're Ds
>>34402782>Stats say that 89%Source
>>34402790My mom's three sisters all cheated.My dad's three sisters all cheated.My grandmothers cheated.My mom never cheated.8/9 cheaters = 89%
>>34402790Burn your grippysock.
>>34402790Stats is the name of a Greek guy I work with who gives me advice about women.
>>34402794I hope he shoves a Sarissa up your ass.
>>34402783You wish, schizo.
>>34402787>NTADo you breast boobily down the stairs?
>>34402753Men are pedos, it’s not a Japanese thing
>>34402806Japanese guys just perfected it.
Do loyal foids even exist?
>>34402810not for you, no
>>34402810They do, just ignore the social media slop.
>>34402755Not really, I had sex with one guy and he didn’t mention it>>34402756愚かな少年
>>34402814Shut up, larper.Go back to bald and bankrupt.
>>34402817ok, go join them then
>>34402817Go live there then, you traitor.
>>34402816NTA. Are you that Julian guy?
>>34402817America is the best.Worts and all, still #1.Go kick rocks, Austin Evans.
Very inspiring story, never give up on your dreams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YkZ_7IQ5x4
Femanons, let’s travel and make memories in India.
>>34402826No thank you
Femboys are invading my algorithm and it's fucking grating.I am looking for soft girls, not men pretending to be "uwu so cute hurt me daddy" shit.
>>34402829Those websites you are visiting are telling you something…But then again, the propaganda IS real.
>>34402830>Those websitesIt is just tiktok, none of them do this shit on insta.
>>34402829>be disgusting coomer>omg why are they showing degenerate bullshit a total mystery
>>34402828Why?You didn’t even give me a chance.
I'm on borrowed time
what is girl autism
>>34402844Whatever the fuck you have
>>34402832You don't get it.
>>34402844bitch go to bed, its almost 5 am
>>34402847>noooo my degeneracy is actually based and not like every other degeneracy hats literally how every coomer copes with their own disgusting kinks
I "coom"ed in "er" if you catch my drift
>>34402852Just get your fucking gayboys out of my stream.
>>34402856could you please explain that in detail? I don't think I get it
Sometimes I go on reddit to ragebait myself about women's behavior.
>>34402858just fucking stop being a gooner
>>34402860nobody could have guessed that
>>34402861>stop enjoying lifeUtter retard.
>>34402749I remember seeing this porno with korean girls, they were both doing this hugh pitched cry-moaning. Annoying af, but then the lucky fuck of a guy hit the right spot and one of the girls dropped into a low, natural, almost guttural moan for a few seconds before snapping back to the porno moaning.Really showed how fake it is, and that gook girls sound like gorillas when actually in pleasure.
>>34402859Ok so. We went to the bedroom. And took our clothes off and made out and touched each other and shit. And then I inserted my penis into her vagina and performed a series of rhythmic thrusts until i ejaculated into her vaginal canal. And then we cuddled and went to sleep. Hope that clears things up.
>>34402864>my main source of joy and pleasure is being a coomer sad
>>34402868You're an eternally triggered retard.
>>34402869you're the one being triggered by someone not approving of your disgusting behavior
>>34402777Preferably one femanon who claims that she's unable to orgasm.
>>34402872You can stop replying.
>>34402875you can't stop gooning
What is even the appeal of a gangbang with only one woman for straight dudes
>>34402877Crumb of pussy
>>34402877humiliating and destroying a woman, revenge fantasies
>>34402877Ugly bitch gets to feel desired, ugly guys get a crumb of pussy.
Sometimes I still remember how she used to say "bruh".
>>34402883You had your chance.
>>34402884>>34402875Damn you are in a bad mood today, sarge.
>>34402887When is he not?
>>34402877Seems like women can't be content with a single guy and there are a lot of stories and anecdotes about women finding sex with a guy entirely unsatisfactory and boring. You'd think that if a bunch of guys - who are all genuinely into her enough to put up with the homo awkwardness of a gangbang - all focus on her, then there's a chance she gets a better experience than she's used to. And satisfying a woman is I think an important goal to many men, at least declaratively. I wouldn't want her to feel humiliated, though, that's not the point.
Grandma says that more than anything she wants to dance at my wedding before she dies. The problem is that I'm a short and ugly Chud, and in my 21 years of being alive I have never touched a woman or got one to like me.
>>34402916Sucks
>>34402916Clearly your granny wants to fuck and marry you.
>>34402916>grandma so retarded she thinks the only thing you're missing to procreate is someone putting more pressure on you by reminding you and guilt tripping you Seems like natural selection has a very good filter for deciding which bloodlines to cull.
>>34402914>that's not the pointAnd denial is a river in egypt.
>>34402927It's my own perspective. If she feels humiliated, then I would not be turned on anymore. Not that I'd personally participate in a gangbang, I think I'm too self-conscious.Caveat: some women do like degrading shit, perhaps more than men.
>>34402935>perhaps more than menYou should consider a career as a comedian.
>>34402925She had children young and is getting old. I can't blame her for wanting grandkids. It seems odd to her that I've never had a gf.
>>34402942I don't know why you think that adds anything to the conversation, it just drives the point home that she's too retarded to understand that times don't always stay the same, which means it's good riddance you won't have kids since her ignorant genes would live on and thats not good for humanity.
>>34402939I think what men say they'd do to women in bed doesn't always match what they would actually do. Some men have this innate retardation when it comes to discussing sex where they just have to affirm their so called dominant and conquering nature, but secretly they want to be tied up and stepped on with heels.
>>34402946And this post is supposed to be an argument for your earlier statement that men are less likely to have a humiliating fetish how exactly? kek
>>34402916>>34402942Your grandma is right, but this is a hypergamy timeline where female creatures only want +8/10 Chads. Most of our fathers and grandpas would be incels in 2026. Just compare the bodybuilders or actors from 1950 to today's.
>>34402948My understanding was that you implied men want to humiliate women, be sexually controlling and violent. Being submissive is not quite the same.
>>34402955You're the anon with the impatient grandma, aren't you?
>>34402860I'm kinda lucky I have a misandry kink. Honestly it's the only reason I go on reddit lmao
>>34402956No, I'm older.
>>34400455>Be me>Go back to church the past 10 years and focus on that>36 and think I'm basically going to be a forever alone>Meet a very cool girl there, good looking, 27 years old, >Got to talking about past>She finds out I'm not a virgin>Asks my body count>She starts crying and asks me to write their names downWhat do? Is it over? I havent been with anyone the past 10. And what is she going to do with the 3 names I listed?
>>34402939We've seen what books you read, babe.
>>34402960>this bait again
>>34402959That makes it worse.>>34402961What books do I read?
>>34402960go back to re**it
>>34402963"Romance."
>>34402960i dont care if its bait, it made me laugh
>>34402965Lmfao, you're too retarded to engage with any further.
Women, who is your book boyfriend?
Minotaur billionaire cock, so good
>>34402968What is that
>>34402967Yeah, women don't read romance novels. My mistake.
>>34402969This anon gets it
>>34402970A book character you have a crush on.
>>34402970A boyfriend but he's in a book
>>34402914Nice to hear a take on this by a guy, a new perspective gained (and yeah no I'd never participate in one as well)
>>34402968Do I have to stay a human? If yes, Abdullah from Castle in the Air. If I can change into a hobbit, Merry Brandybuck.
Yeah so basically I'm the villain in her story and I don't even know what I did
>>34402978>Do I have to stay a human? IfNo. Things like vampires and werewolves are pretty common.
>>34402973nta i doubt i have anything like that. but as far as male book characters go "losers" or pathetic men have a lot of appeal to me as a girl. raskolnikov, or that main character from portnoy's complaint whose name i can't remember. i always get obsessed with male (main) characters like this lol.
>>34402979We know and so do you, stop lying.
>>34402971she thought you meant her specifically
>>34402982>as far as male book characters go "losers" or pathetic men have a lot of appeal to me as a girl.Bruh.
>>34400455I love in my sister's backyard. She does this thing where when she needs handyman stuff done around the house she asks her husband in my presence which I don't like. What's up with that and how do I low key make her stop.One time I even said how I was just going to do an oil change on my car and a few small things and she kind of gave him a look like "see, he does that sort of stuff". Is it bad that o sometimes do some of the handyman stuff, especially if it's related to the backyard and the main areas I frequent. I'm literally living there rent free and offer to help out with things so I feel like I need to do something. but at the same time I hate when she does that sort of stuff like putting him on the spot
>>34402985wait wdym i just have the i can fix him issue.
>>34402987That's basically a complete inversion of everything I've heard about female sexuality.
>>34402986I feel like no matter what you do in that situation, if there are two guys one of them is going to feel offended. She'd rather not offend her hudbant so she asks him and ignores the awkwardness.
>>34402988well yeah i generally 1000% disagree with basically everything men say about female preferences, and some men treat it as a full time hobby. i don't bother to correct it even if it's almost all wrong because it's like fighting alone against a professional army lol.
>>34402985nta but she's right. Bedraggled cat men are fun. "I can fix him" plus the way in which he's pathetic changes the appeal. Socially inept and needs you to order his meal is different from will throw a tantrum if his hair dye job is ruined is different from crippling addiction. >>34402986Is she trying to make him appreciate you instead of making him feel bad? Why not talk to her about it in private?
For those who are successful with women/men, what do you attribute your success to?
>>34402992ehh the man being submissive is not a part of it for me but glad to see someone here kinda agrees!
>>34402992>the way in which he's pathetic changes the appealSo what's the best flavour
>>34402991>it's like fighting alone against a professional armySounds like one of your fantasies.
>>34402968>Women, who is your book boyfriend?My first book crush was Ron Weasley.>>34402986I'm always perplexed when people aren't naturally handy. Not sure what she means by all of it. >>34402993>For those who are successful with women/men, what do you attribute your success to?Being attractive and having, what I have been told is, "autistic rizz"
>>34402988You have to keep in mind that a lot of femanons are abuse victims lolOfc, their sexuality is messed up
>>34403004sounds like you might be projecting, care to share more of that fantasy?
>>34402995Yeah! I'm curious about your particular flavor of pathetic man. >>34402997It's personal taste. For me, I know I can't actually fix him so he needs to be bedraggled in a way that's cute but won't ruin our lives. I can bully Abdullah into a less sexist man (he'd enjoy it). I can't deal with someone like Pip from Great Expectations or Wizard Howl, who both need to be micromanaged.
>moids here have never heard of fix him itisI don't believe it
>>34403006What's autistic rizz as opposed to standard rizz?
>>34403010They don't understand that the guy has to be otherwise perfect like Howl
>>34403013?
>>34403012She's a woman so of course she's successful
>>34403008You're boring.Don't be so unnecessarily defensive.
>>34402992>>34402991I hope you two are right. But I remember even my big sister telling me that girls will say they like the nice guy, but will go for the tough guy everytime.
>>34403006>I'm always perplexed when people aren't naturally handy. Not sure what she means by all of it.>>34402989>>34402992>Is she trying to make him appreciate you instead of making him feel bad? Why not talk to her about it in privateI think it's more that he puts stuff off or doesn't maintain things as regularly as he should. He can do it though once he looks up how.
>>34403006>having, what I have been told is, "autistic rizz"You kinda do, kek.
>>34403021the tough guy is the nice guy, he's kind to her, he's only an asshole to you because he has to put you in your place to keep her safe from your disgusting advances
>>34402993My fat ass and straightforward personally.
>>34403010I thought that was our thing. Like I've only heard it said by guys about goth girls and such.
>be me>meet girl (really cute in real life)>decently long meeting going to a park and a cafe>ask her about relationships, she says shes not looking for one because she just started a job and wants to focus on that>after meeting texts me to meet up again>were meeting on sunday and going to a museumshould i make a move regardless? i want to date her or get laid im not interested in just being friends, i have plenty of friends already
>>34403027please be moid hands
>>34403018Tell that to nightingale and miseryposter
>>34403013Are we talking book Howl or movie Howl? Because the only good things about book Howl are how hot and funny he is. Even that's not enough to make up for how annoying he is. He spends all his money on clothes that he doesn't take care of, he fucks his hair up and then makes it the whole world's problem and nearly kills his friend in the process, he's a slut, he starts shit and then slinks away from dealing with it, and he's a liar. Sophie must be a masochist. >>34403021Women are varied and many. She's right about some, wrong about others.
>>34403027>keep her safe from your disgusting advancesI've never approached a girl.>>34403029JH is awake.
Ive noticed that on dating apps the women who hide their faces are often prettiest irlone just had pictures of flowers and she was a 10/10 irli wonder why they do that? too much attention perhaps?
>>34402957The million dollar question then becomes: Moid or foid?
>>34403031i hate normie drama. going on dates and still doing the ohh i'm not sure if i want anything shit? annoying.
>>34402745After Stardew left the quality and engagement took a dip
>>34403012>What's autistic rizz as opposed to standard rizz?To my understanding, it's having non-traditional communication skills but still having charisma. Aubrey Plaza has autistic rizz.>>34403024Do you think it could be a dig at him, or does she try to handle it delicately as to not upset either of you?>>34403025>You kinda do, kek.Stay blessed, king.
>>34403037intelligence and attractiveness tend to go together, smart women don't want too much attention and do measures like that to filter the thirsty type of men.
>>34403006>My first book crush was Ron WeasleyReally? I would've thought Hermione would be your type since Ron is sort of timid.
>>34403040Only foids do that. Men will cling onto the first female they can date and touch regularly.
>>34403019>Anon wanted to rp his gangbang fantasyAtoga sure is faggy today.>NTA btw
>>34403037anyone with two brain cells won't post their face online, especially not on a meat market like dating apps and pretty girls usually know a lot of people irl and don't want those people know what they do online because it would ruin their reputation
>>34403030there is a chance someone (guy or girl) will label you as a pickme if you say it around certain groups. and i think a lot of women just tend to be more private about their preferences, if it's something that can make you look "bad" (insecure).
>>34403041Why do idiots always think those posters don't post here anymore when they clearly do and just don't want to be clocked so they don't do anything clearly identifiable?
>>34403046he'd agreeing with it and going along with it, the guy is also a normoid drama queen.
>>34403047No.
>>34402993>For those who are successful with women/men, what do you attribute your success to?MHeight is my saving grace (6'5")My face is pretty mid, and I'm a also a nerd.
>>34403044>Really? I would've thought Hermione would be your type since Ron is sort of timid.I've always identified with Hermione a lot. Between being really studious, not having friends or being the mom friend, being insensitive to others, and having a crippling fear of failure. We even have the same birthday. But I liked Ron because he had a really big heart and was funny. I think he, and to a lesser extent his relationship with Hermione, is one of the reason I'm so drawn to himbos and guys who wear their heart on their sleeve. Werewolf bf > vampire bf
You know the old The Onion skit where Facebook rolled out a timeline for your life's achievements and showing you when everything went to shit.After this breakup, I'm wondering if I am finding myself at the precipice of a gigantic fall, or if I'm in the valley in front of a meteoric rise.
>>34403050Let them believe what they want, you can't fix them. They're blissfully unaware of their limited cognition despite being the loudest when it comes to name-dropping.
if a girl says she has no time to date/for a bf but says she wants to hangout again regardless, should i just straight up tell her im not interested in being friends unless theres sex involved?i know this is like a 0% chance move to make, but what have i got to lose? friendship? lol.
>>34403053>tall nerdPost dick stats, need to confirm the stereotype.
>>34403058Well you both deserve each other, doesn't matter lmao.
>>34400485Men are overwhelmingly suffering from heavy depression, more than women. This translates to many wasted hours sleeping, watching videos that contribute nothing to our lives, playing games and other nonsense.As for why this mostly affects men, it's mostly because men nowadays lack actual role models to look to while women have gotten role models, even if of a kind that many dislike (workaholic feminists)
>>34403058Just leave her alone if you don't want to be her friend. Don't sexually harass her for the Hell of it on your way out of her life.
>>34402993>what do you attribute your success to?having a good face and not being freakishly short/tall
>>34403039>The million dollar question then becomes: Moid or foid?Me? I'm a moid. I doubt a woman would be turned on reading other women's paragraphs about why men are trash
>>34403036It could be anyone with a fat ass.
Women, is the left or right boob bigger/hanging more?Men, is the left or right ball bigger/hanging more?
>>34403046>Men will cling onto the first female they can date and touch regularly.We're not all ugly losers
>>34403062asking for sex isnt sexual harassment
>>34403061>i'm actually a man Huh
>>34400485I'm working on side projects to become financially independent. I was hoping that I could extend that to a woman and free her, but I've yet to find one worthy of that effort.
>>34403059It's average>>34403070Yes it is
>>34403069>thinks being good looking gets you pussyThis is how we know you're a virgin incel chadsexual seethemaxxer.
>>34400485if this woman asked me on a date Id also say I dont have the time
>>34403069Having a fat gf doesn't put you above the losers.
>>34403073I was hoping for actual numbers, but thanks for sharing that much at least.
>>34402942Of course it seems odd to her she remembers the polio epidemic her frame of reference for the way literally anything is is completely outdated and wrong. Not her fault. But using 70 year old logic to make yourself feel bad is just silly.
>>34403071Tbf like I said women have more role models and ways to garner motivation, even if it isn't of the best kind. Men generally have to go to old John Wayne-era movies to get to see real men instead of turbocucks promoting being a fucking loser who sucks off everyone
>>34403074Holy zoomer>>34403076She's not fat
>>34403073NTANo it isn't.It's completely fair to not want to be with somebody unless it ends in a relationship.
>>34403081if you are with someone, you are in a relationship
caught my gf dabbing on another manhe was underage too
>>34403080Is she some anorexic trash then? Same thing. Why aren't you with her on a Saturday?
>>34403070>>34403081Making sex the condition for which you'll do something that someone asked is sexual harassment. Just because that something that someone asked was to hang out, it doesn't excuse it.
>>34403068My left ball is bigger and hanging lower.
>>34403058She wants to use you for sex but doesn't want you to get attached. She must think you're hot but your personality is unappealing. Sorry :/
>>34403084it's 4am, she's still asleep. Why can't you contain your rage?
you ever wake up just hungry and horny as fuck? I'm going through that right now, but why?
>>34403087lmao i wish that was true
>>34403085No, that's not how reality works.
>>34403068I can't tell if the left boob is actually bigger or if it's just because my ribcage stick out weird on that side.
>>34403089Yeh. For me, it's a combination of hormones and the unfortunate conflation between fasting and sexual anticipation.
>>34403085Based
>>34403083>underage thats a boy, not a man are girls not allowed to share a silly joke with some boy now?
>>34403090Why else would she want to see you again. It's not because she wants to be friends. She knows what you want from her and if she didn't want to give it to you she wouldn't have suggested hanging out.
>>34402978>If I can change into a hobbit, Merry Brandybuck.I'm reading The Lord of the Rings right now. The hobbits all seem so interchangeable.
>>34403085go back to swedenasking for sex is a normal thing.
>>34403098Was this reply a mistake?>>34403100>The hobbits all seem so interchangeable.Fuck you
>>34402860>ragebait myself about women's behaviorIt's telling that you need to go online for that.
>>34403091It is. "Sexual harassment is unwelcome, non-consensual behavior of a sexual nature that violates a person’s dignity or creates a hostile, intimidating, or offensive environment. It includes verbal, physical, or electronic advances, gestures, or comments, such as sexual jokes, unwelcome touching, or requests for sexual favors."You're a massive faggot and have no idea what the basic definition of sexual harassment is. Saying you won't do something unless they are offering sex is literally textbook sexual harassment.
>>34403089Take the hint and gorge on some pussy.
>>34403093Did something physically happen that your ribcage is that way?Sounds like you're skinny, if you can even notice that.
>>34403102He's not asking for sex, he's demanding sex as the condition to spend time with her, regardless of the relationship. He doesn't care if they're dating or just "friends" by his own admission, he just wants sex out of her.
>>34403042>Do you think it could be a dig at him, or does she try to handle it delicately as to not upset either of youThe time i was working on my car I felt like it was a dig at him. But the other times I just feel it's weird she asks him to do stuff in my presence.It just feels weird and inappropriate but get the vibe she doesnt realise. Liike, can't she ask him in private. Or maybe she does to try and push him to get what she asks done
>>34402770I would think that kind of thing is more cultural than ethnic.
>>34402770I've actually heard that exclamations in general are tied to early childhood language learning and pattern development.
>>34403109It's just like that. My sternum is properly aligned with the right side but on the left my ribcage protrudes past the sternum by like an inch. It's not very noticable unless I move my boobs out of the way to show someone.
>>34403114>unless I move my boobs out of the way to show someone.That's not a fantasy I expected to pick up today...It sounds like a very cute imperfection.
>>34403115NTA>men are now fetishizing skeletal deformationAt least it's more than skin-deep.
>>34403115Oh. Well it's a fucking pain in the ass for me lol because it makes it literally impossible for bras to fit me. Righty is always falling out the bottom.
>>34403097tomorrow Ill ask her about relationshipsif she says shes not looking for a relationship Ill suggest FWBim expecting a 0.00005% chance of success
>>34403117I'd get you custom made ones so you finally got the perfect titty fit.
>>34403117You need to learn to sew and customize your bras.
WomenGive me your most used sandwich or open sandwich recipe. The one that you are most likely to make.
genderis it cute when two people accidentally reveal their feelings about each other unknowingly?
>>34403126m, what kind of question is that? of course it is.
>>34403122>toast (cause thats what I have at home most likely) >mustard>onions>tomatoes>lettuce>pickles>cheese pretty basic but always good
>>34403122White bread, thinly sliced turkey, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles. It's the easiest thing to make when I don't want to cook for some reason.
>>34403106there is a contradiction here. requesting is:>not inherently unwelcome>explicitly consensual>respects autonomy>is not implicitly hostile>is not implicitly intimidating>is not implicitly offensiveit is disingenuous to pretend like asking for sex is necessarily harassment. can it be? sure. is it? depends.
>udders
>>34403119>>34403120Custom sizing won't do anything. If you stretch an elastic band over something uneven like my ribs the band only touches the part that protrudes more. I've been trying to brainstorm some kind of sewn in pad to fill the space under the boob to support it but you can see everything I've tried so far through a shirt and it's weird I need like a tapered pad that I glue to my ribcage to gradually close the distance between where the bra is sitting and my body and it's just not worth it unless it was like my wedding or something. Like the only way to fix it is to pad out a decent portion of my ribcage on the right and that would probably be way more noticable than the issue I'm already dealing with.
>>34403132That guy literally said "but what have i got to lose? friendship? lol". You can pretend you know how the interaction would go and claim that he'd be respectful and wouldn't be manipulative or offensive, but I don't think that's a safe enough bet to assume he won't harass her. He's literally joking about demanding sex because he doesn't care to even be friends with her, he just wants to use her for sex. This is the last I'll speak on this topic.
>>34403122Turkey, pepper jack, deli mustard, lettuce, onions, pickles. And sprouts if I've got em.
>>34403122Fried egg, sauted mushrooms and spring onion with butter and paprika, minced raw bell pepper. Veg layered under the egg, then you stab the yolk and it coats the inside of the sandwich. Or.. low effort, but spicy sopressa salami on white bread and drowned in mayonnaise. Like a ridiculous amount of mayonnaise.
>>34403140>Fried egg, sauted mushrooms and spring onion with butter and paprika, minced raw bell pepper.OP literally asked for "most used" and you come up with the most elaborate shit.So you just make a sandwich once a year.
>>34403135Interesting engineering challenge.
>>34403136i'm not talking about that guy, i'm talking about your post and the principle you're supporting is wrong and noxious to human nature. it is a sign of an embarrassing amount of oversocialization, and you should feel embarrassed for buying into it. asking for something isn't coercion.
>>34403136>You can pretend you know how the interaction would go and claim that he'd be respectful and wouldn't be manipulative or offensive, but I don't think that's a safe enough bet to assume he won't harass her.youre fighting demons in your headliteral retard
>>34403142How is that too complicated for you to make once a week
>>34403144>i'm not talking about that guyTHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION YOU FAGGOT.
>>34403142Man, it takes like 5 minutes. It's worth the 5 minutes.
>>34403143Lol. If you've got any ideas I'm open to them but the only solutions I've come up with feel like something you would do for a cosplay not to just like, go to work.
>>34403119>perfect titty fitNTA. We go our entire lives without a perfectly fitting bra.
>>34403151Does one of your boobs fall out the bottom too
>>34403126>gender>is it cute when two people accidentally reveal their feelings about each other unknowingly?When theyre in their late teens yes and even 20s.
>>34403135I have this odd urge in me to help you out and find a good solution, but as I got no booba, my want for helping you is fruitless.>>34403151You shouldn't.
>>34403151Could be worse, at least you get a life on easy-mode.
>>34403148and you posted a general niggerlicious definition of sexual harrassment, which i was reaponding to. quit being a pearl-clutching queer.
>>34403157Use "NTA", fuckface.
>>34403130>>34403131>>34403139>>34403140These all sound so good!
>>34403155Oh well, I appreciate the sentiment anyway.
State gender.How strongly do you resonate with your personal stereotypes surrounding redditors of your gender?I do not identify with the basedjak-incarnate reddit moid.
>>34403161May you find a partner you are comfortable with showing the imperfection and they find it cute, if you haven't yet.
>>34403158You don't have to be so embarrassed for losing sight of the conversation and not realizing that the OP you're defending was definitely a specific example of the general definition of sexual harassment. I forgive you for being such a faggot.
>>34403162MI don't have stereotypes about redditors, and I think it's weird that people do. It all depends on what subreddit you choose to visit, and the ones I used to visit were a big mix of different kinds of people. I haven't really used reddit in years though.
>>34403162I don't use reddit, so idk the stereotypes.
>>34403162I have no personal stereotypes regarding female reddit users. I know nothing about them.>>34403163I have no issue with people seeing my ribs it's more a comfort/functionality issue. I just want the boob to stay where it's supposed to and not get pinned under the band because it is both uncomfortable and unsightly lol.
>>34403089>you ever wake up just hungry and horny as fuck? I'm going through that right now, but why?High libido? Medical condition
>>34403164the guy has no relationship with the girl. expressing your expectations and wants is a good thing, you troonmendous retard. i don't need to know his post to know you're speaking sociologist kikery. he can say>sorry, i'm not interested in hanging out, mostly looking for a fuckand if she thinks that's fine, good, if not then that's also fine because there was nothing there to begin with. to say this is wrong denies her agency and denies him expressions of his wants. real life doesn't hold to corporate HR department standards, honey
>>34403172NtaIt's a phrasing issue."I don't want to be friends unless you have sex with me" Not cool"I don't want to be friends but I would like to have sex with you"Not exactly tactful but like, acceptable
>>34403150>If you've got any ideasNah, but it would be a fun excuse to touch your boobs, trying to solve the problem ;)Just seems like your bra needs to be cut asymmetrically somehow to conform better to your shape. Maybe some outside-the-box design thinking.
Women should not be allowed in positions of power and authority until they are postmenopausal
Guys, why do you talk shit to your girlfriend during sex? Like sometimes we are just trying to be intimate and connect and you'll be like "Your pussy's getting absolute fucking slammed right now! What do you have to say about it"?
>>34403174>cut asymmetrically Useless unfortunately.I already explained why it's because it's soft and stretchy not a rigid garment formed to my shape. The nature of it being a tube makes it not work. My underbust is supposed to be flat but instead there's a step up on one side. There's always going to be a gap where the fabric bridges the difference.
>>34403172>the guy has no relationship with the girl>"says she wants to hangout again"You're wrong, they aren't strangers.>he can say >sorry, i'm not interested in hanging out, mostly looking for a fuckAnd that's wrong, he was unapologetically NOT sorry based on him lol'ing that he doesn't give a fuck about destroying a friendship because he just wants her for sex.I agree that the bar for sexual harassment should be held high so that people aren't dissuaded from respectfully pursuing relationships and shared experiences even when it could be awkward. But that faggot was definitely being rude and manipulative about it. That's what I've been saying the whole time. He's so egregious about it that just a cursory glance at the definition of sexual harassment safely applies to him.
>>34403159Never. We are not on reddit or tumblr.
>>34403180Why would you need to use nta on either reddit or tumblr. People have names.
>>34403177Because she enjoys it, she even says similar things herself.
>>34403180Ok, incel.
>>34403182Because it's the equivalent of "edit: thanks for the gold". We are all Anonymous here, there is no need to use NTA.
HelloLong hairBear or clean shaven?ThankI have been complimented on my appearnce with a 2MM shave but everywhere I read it says clean shaven is more attractive
26MSomehow a loser like me managed to get a girlfriend and I still don’t really believe it. But I keep thinking about the moment when we’ll eventually have that serious talk like sharing insecurities, past stuff, all that. And I have this thing in my past that I don’t even know how to bring up.When I was 10, my parents sent me to live with my uncle for almost a year because I had touched my sister inappropriately. I’ve never told anyone about it, and I have no idea how you even begin to explain something like that to someone you care about.
>>34403185You're like one of those people who thinks they can just use the left lane whenever they feel like it not because they're passing you're annoying to everyone who understands why the social convention/road rule exists
>>34403178>The nature of it being a tube makes it not work.This is what I mean by outside the box thinking; does it necessarily have to be a tube? I'm thinking maybe rethink the whole concept from scratch, starting from the idea of some kind of sling perhaps?>not a rigid garment formed to my shapeOr perhaps a garment with some starched rigidity is just what you need?
>>34402965>>34402971When I read chinese romance novels (which are often actual romance and not "my sociopathic stalker nearly raped me, UwU") every single comment was an IRL woman with their facebook linked OR an anime girl pic that I think is what 15 year old or so girls use instead Youtube will try to tell you women only read smut but that's really just on platforms where they're validated for it
>>34403181How many episodes is that? How long is each episode?It's the button scene, isn't it?
>>34403185It's common courtesy an /adv/, a newfag like you might not know.
>>34403186>everywhere I read it says clean shaven is more attractiveWhat the fuck are you talking about. It's well known that women like the scruff.It's also been established that women would rather the bear.
>>34403190A sling that attaches to what though? I still need a band and that does have to be a tube there's no other way for it to go around my body like how could you make a shirt without the main section being a tube.>Starched rigidityNot enoughI've experimented with flexible and rigid boning and nothing has worked yet. If I didn't have to move at all I could have solved this ages ago.
>>34403192It's an hour long movie. What button scene are you referring to? The Saja boys one? They all look too goofy for my tastes (except Jinu)
>>34402877Its hot to hear her moanIts hot to stuff both sidesEasier to hold her up with 4 handsI've only done it with 2 guys though, more than that seems like we'd just get in the way And these were always flings; just sex, none of us really wanted to date the chick or her us, it was just fun
>>34403193It's not. Some redditor brought it here recently and retards like you followed.
>>34403199>recentlyOh gosh no.You should go back to r9k or pol, whichever shithole you crawled out of today.
>>34403187Most people have weird sexual experiences a s akid and you were 10 its not that big of a dealWhen I was about that age my sister full on french kissed me to "pretend were dogs" or similar when we were in the car with the family and my mom went apeshit but didn't send her away for a year for being a stupid kidYour parents fucked up
>>34403198No judgement lmao I just think it's funny and strange that the guys don't think it's weird or awkward and that they don't feel like they'd get more out of it alone with her because they wouldn't have to share.
>>34403173>>34403179ok, sure, the sentiment isn't fun, but you're confusing modern western faux pas with harrassment. there is no attachment, there is no attempt at needling or battering. replace sex with any other activity:>i don't want to be friends unless you'll draw with me>i don't want to be friends unless you'll exercise with me>i don't want to be friends unless you'll cook with menone of these are coercive. you're putting sex on a pedestal, as if it is somehow inherently extractive, which again YOU are deciding on the girl's behalf. and don't think i didn't notice that you switched from "not strangers" to "friends". you people are something else.
>>34403197The scene where the button goes flying off the shirt. It's the only thing I know about Kpop Demon Hunters.
>>34403203>i don't want to be friends unless you'll draw with me>i don't want to be friends unless you'll exercise with me>i don't want to be friends unless you'll cook with meIt's not socially acceptable to say any of these either? Did you skip preschool? You can decide not be friends with someone because of those things but you're not supposed to SAY it like it's an ultimatum. You could give it as a reason for leaving but wtf you're so weird.
>>34403204Ya, that's the scene where the girls meet the demon boy band for the first time.
>>34403202Looking at it the wrong way imoIts not awkward because I'm with my bro and we both know its just for fun and we're usually seperated by her so we ain't seeing each others crotches And if we wanted to fuck a chick solo... we could just do that. There's a novely in taking her together. Its so much easier to move her where we want. Or where she wants to be, I guess, but any girl I've been in this kind of thing with was too submissive to really do much more than be manhandled. Refactory period is less of an issue since you can just "take shifts" tooAnd you can basically "love bomb" her super easily since there's two guys doing it and you may differ in taste. Ie I'm not much of an ass guy, but I've done it with a guy who was, so he'd compliment a body part i really don't think of much when tits are right there. Its a totally different experience to one to one sex and you really shouldn't be doing it with a guy you'd be "fighting over her" with imo
>>34403203Your argument is a joke. Just stop, I'm bored. Go try to ask for sex the rude and demanding way you're advocating and learn something.
I think my premature ejaculation is improving, but I have a lot of lust in me as a result because I've not had any sexual release in over a week.I'm not big into eating pussy, only ever did it once. But now I would worship one.
State genderWho is the best NTA?
>>34403205there's nothing wrong with stating needs or wants. it becomes an issue if you get into a friendship pretending you don't have these needs, and then demanding them. that is not the same thing as being upfront about your expectations in a friendship, and you have no reason to beleive that anon is even kind of friends with the person they are talking to
>>34403196I'm thinking a diagonal sling pocket around neck and shoulder to cradle your boob, and then you can have a cross body strap just to tamp it down. This could even evolve into some kind of sports bra type of deal.>boningHm, maybe a corset or corselette IS what you need? Look up what Bernadette Banner on youtube has to say about corsets. Apparently a properly fitting corset doesn't have to be restricting, 19th century memes notwithstanding.
>>34403210None of These Anons
my cat was trying to eat one of the buttons of my shirt haha silly cat
Did anyone see that new picture of earth? I don't know why but looking at it made me feel incredibly sad
>>34403207Huh. I don't have much to say but I found that interesting and I feel like I learned something. Thank you for sharing.
Is it really too much to ask for a girl with a perfect body and perfect face and perfect personality who loves me unconditionally and unendingly
>>34403215such a huge planet and not a single person in it cares about me
>>34403206They're demons? I thought they were a rival band of demon hunters or something. Like I said, I know nothing about this movie.
>>34403217no anoninfact you need to ask for more, youre shorting yourselfwhy stop at one gf? players have 3+ and theyre very happy about it
>>34403215The earth is fake, nigga. You got psyopped by the Jews.
I never go outside. How easy is it to score a girl who looks and acts like Makima?
>>34403217I never really got the concept of unconditional love. If its unconditional, why would they love you. specifically? Anyone can meet no conditions.its like hwne people say dogs love them "unconditionally"No they don't, they love being housed and fed
>>34403215No, post it.
>>34403215such a huge planet, and somehow i found the one person with caring about
Do women use the word "vagina" more often than the various less savory words? I usually only call it a "penis" when I'm talking to a doctor or something equally clinical, at all other times I just say "cock".
Gender, is it still a "cock" when it's flaccid?
>>34403219Yes, they're demons. Cartoonishly evil bar Jinu, their lead singer.
>>34403224no condition ≠ any conditionwhat the fuck is up with atoga tonight, did you guys drink too much fluoride water or are europeans/east coast american genuinely just this dumb?
>>34403229It's a cock as long as I want to have sex with it, so yes.
>>34403227in soviet england they say "minge""me minge is burning, I think I got the clap"Any woman who says this, though, is invariably a druggy.
>>34403229M.No it's an itsy bitsy cutie wutie little sluggy boy (I'm a grower).
>>34403212>sling pocketHow is this held close to the body under the breast though? What you're describing is essentially a bra cup with cross body straps that's not really doing anythingAnd no a corset would need the padding solution I mentioned at first. Plus I'm not going to make a custom corset and wear it every day I know they're more comfortable than most people assume but that's just not something I want to deal with every day.Bernadette is interesting because she has to work around her scoliosis when she makes things but her distortion doesn't interfere with any load bearing aspects of the garment.
i feel like opposites do attract, even though psychology says it doesntall my exes were dog people, im a cat personall my exes were outdoorsy, im not.and usually theyre shy whilst i am not
>>34403234Do men realize how unbelievably hot growers are?
>>34403238hi, i'm a dog person
>>34403229technically it is a pecker when it's flaccid
>>34403242how do you type when you have paws?
>>34403227"Vagina" is for medical use or occasionally comedic effect precisely because it's unexpected outside of a medical context.
>>34403233Gf just says "pussy", but that might just be with me though,>>34403241I did not. Why?
>>34403238I personally prefer dog girls as a cat guy
>>34403245woof!
>>34403241Nah.Its embarrasing is all we think as grow CHADSMine is like 1.5 inches unerect, 6 erect. So it grows to 4x its original size. But when a woman sees it, what she sees is 1.5 inches.
>>34403241Nice psyop. What do you get out of lying so blatantly?
>>34403227I very rarely talk about vaginas unless it's with a doctor
>>34403249i think dog girls are just more desperate for relationshipscatgirls are more indepedent so yourel ess likely to connect with them, that's my theory at least
I've had sex 5 times and I find it overrated. Nothing beats your hand. The "b-but sex feels better with someone you care about" is complete BS. My first time, I couldn't get hard because I kept worrying about how my partner felt. It's not comfy, just stressful. Also foreplay fucking sucks and is a time waster if you just want to stick it in.
>>34403252growers are hot, especially if they grow enough that they get a little bigger inside of you right before they come
>>34403257has never had a genuinely meaningful connection award
>>34403227i guess i don't call it anything, too awkward. vagina sounds too serious, but the word for pussy is like a teenager slang word in my language, no adult seems to use it lol.
>>34403257good pussy feels amazing thoughbut hands > bad pussymaybe all 5 of your partners just had bad pussies
>>34403257What about a fleshlight then? Better than your hand without the partner?
>>34403260pucci?
>>34403248Seeing and feeling the guy you love getting hard and big for you is such a uniquely hot feeling for something so simple. >>34403251I think that you're not giving women credit to understand that dicks get bigger for sex.>>34403252I'm not lying. And I'm not saying I think showers are less hot, I'm just saying that I have a thing for growers in particular.
>>34403257Sex is not good if you're insecure/low self esteem. The more insecure you are the more you'll just be in your head worrying about things.
We should normalize fleshlights because I think men using them is hot
>>34403263noep, stop guessing.
i made big poopy :^]
>>34403261no, he probably just has a small dick. i'm actually convinced that small circumcised dicks are the #1 most likely to complain about someone's pussy, and the bigger your cock the less likely you are to accuse someone of being loose. i mean it just maths out, right? it's really easy for a 4inch micropeen to find pussy that's too big but a girthy 8 incher is gonna have a real hard time finding a pussy so big he can't feel it
>>34403267:( okay
>>34403269idk i think im of average size but ive fucked some girls that were loose af, wasnt even worth the hassle to get inbeing circumcised would definitely not help though, thankfully im uncut
>>34403271>average>somethe math maths
Sex with a condom is not real sex.
>>34403274>mfw i'm a virgin
>>34403257You quit before it got good homie do you expect to be a tennis pro after you've had 5 games what are you doing>>34403261Tell her to lay on her stomach legs together with a pillow under her hips and kegel like she wants to hurt you
>>344032696 inches when erectUncut with slight phimosistry again
>>34403276Who said I quit? I just think wanking is more stimulating. Maybe I need to try an East asian next
>>34403277thank you for your data point, but outliers do not disprove the theorem
>>34403266We are way past fleshlight. You should look up mini sexdolls
>>34403277Remember to wash your pp well, it'll smell if you don't
>>34403235>What you're describing is essentially a bra cup with cross body strapsYes, but shaped more like a pocket to prevent the breast from falling out. And then a strap around torso just to keep the cup in place. Or something. That's what it looks like in my head.>her distortion doesn't interfere with any load bearing aspects of the garment.I would imagine a corset could be custom made for a wide variety of physiology. But I'm not a corset maker. And admittedly getting something like that made would probably be expensive.
>>34403243How the hell do you peck something with a flaccid dick?>>34403232>It's a cock as long as I want to have sex with it,So that's a no then.
>>34403284nta but "off the rack" (noncustom) corsets cost hundreds of dollars. custom ones are very expensive
>>34403241Hard disagree, never heard any of my girlfriends say this
>>34403286I can imagine.
>>34403280Those aren't hotWe need to normalize specifically fleshlights
we need to normalize men using flashlights
Moids are so easy lol
>>34403215Makes me sad because of all the shit that is going on.
>>34403295i hope we normalize them just for this femnon
>>34403292Men are already over it, good luck though
>>34403295>FlashlightThis nigga can't afford night-vision goggles.
>>34403287Weird, I've heard the opinion both irl and a lot ITT. I thought it was common.
>>34403284>Yes, but shaped more like a pocket to prevent the breast from falling outWhat? I'm not getting what you mean. It needs to lift and support a pocket shape isn't making sense for a thing I want to push up. And whatever this is is still attached to the band that still has that gaping issue so the pocket is pulled away from the body.>And then a strap around torso just to keep the cup in placeOn a traditional bra this is the band and it supports the load. Using my shoulders to do that would be uncomfortable.I could theoretically make my own corset I just don't want to wear it all the time is the thing.
State genderDo you have a favourite UNCLE or aunt?
>>34403310i think he's trying to describe a halter top
>>34403312why is uncle in all caps
>>34403315Ah I was interpreting it as crossbody straps but I see your vision
>>34403319I think it’s targeted at JH
>>34403223help please
>>34403257Skill issueI do think sex is a bit overrated but you don't get good at sex after 5 attempts. The pleasure from sex is very distinct from the pleasure from masturbation. Masturbation is like a chore more than anything else, a biological chore. Sex can be more physically stimulating but it's best when it also is mentally arousing
>>34403326I like to think that nobody on this planet is that obsessed.
>>34403319It went in caps with autocorrect.>>34403326Not at all. What happened to her?
>>34403312M, my mom has like 6 sisters and a brother and she's closest to the one closest to her in age so that's probably the aunt I've seen the most but I love all my aunts
ALRIGHT YOU NIGGAShttps://youtu.be/puP6vs3vcwY
>>34403241>>34403264NTAsYeah men who aren't retards do know.>>34403333This thread is full of sad existences.
Anons what do you have planned this Caturday? It’s another day on the grind before bunny day for me.
>>34403336Rape. Someone spams ITT making light of it.
>>34403336>autocorrectIf you use that, then you are not worth being spoken to.
>>34403310Like conceptually I'm imagining something like this, but for you boob instead of an arm. It might craddle the boob and not let it fall out, and would not depend on your ribcage being even.>I just don't want to wear it all the time is the thing.You could wear it some times, on special occasion. Anyway do what you want. I'm just having fun trying to conceptualise ideas.
>>34403341Just another shift, bought a bag of rice from Costco I gotta drop off at my mom's place after work, needs it for tomorrow
>>34403341I'm about to take a shower and then go to a relative's company opening.
>>34403341Reading books.Watching movies.Practicing music.Getting exercise.Eating too much.Maybe I shouldn't do that last one.
>>34402333>1 reply out of 3>DURR EVERY GUYStupid nigger.
>>34403341bnuuy
>>34403196>If I didn't have to move at all I could have solved this ages ago.You could always become a NEET princess and just let my hands be your bra.
>>34403349It’s a holiday tomorrow. You are excused.>>34403352The Easter bunny brings gifts of nip to all good kittens.
>>34403352>bnuuyWhen I read this somewhere, I always assume it's an underaged girl posting.Or an adult, hairy manfailure.
>>34403341just made some hummus and greek salad and am now chilling in the garden, going to make some dough for baguettes for brunch with my mom tomorrow
>>34402018>What is your dick length and girth? ~4" length, slighty more in circumference.>What is your ideal pussy size?I don't know. I have never had sex. Whatever pussy that wants me.
>>34403354>It’s a holiday tomorrow. You are excused.I was going to eat too much anyway.I wasn't always like this. Even just one year ago I wasn't like this. This year I'm emptier than I was last year...
>>34403360You need to be filled with cum.
>>34402292Sometimes it does5 years is good, make the most of them
>>34403360
>>34403341Stretching. Then have that chip I was too tired to get yesterday.
It's funny how the thread just randomly dies.
>>34403390I was the lifeblood of this thread. And now that I'm bleeding out, there's no life left.
>>34403390I went to the store for some snacks. Sorry. I usually pretend to be a woman asking and answering questions to keep the thread active.
>>34403397Average incel poster..
>>34403400I don't incelpost much because you get more engagement by being a woman asking things. Someone has to do it.
>>34403341Just work
>>34403405What kind of woman do you pretend to be, or do you switch it up
>>34403390I was making bread
I've replaced my sadness with hate and now I hate my ex
fellas how would you feel if a nice girl dabbed on you?
I wanted to go outside but the neighbors are polishing concrete. I hate noises I want silence why can there just be silence for once in my life
>>34403397Based king
>>34403418>polishing concreteHuh
Going back to sleep fuck this shit
I'm cold
>>34403426Nighty night. See you tomorrow
>>34403429turn up the heater, nobody here can warm you
Keek
>>34403417Bewildered. I don't know what that means. Probably vaguely insulted.
>>34403431yeah I know, you guys are all jerks
>>34403434What does that mean
>>34403436how is it our fault that youre coldcome fly to japan ill warm you up
>>34403417Dabbed my what? My glasses? Seems kind of rude if she didn't ask permission.
I hate people who stop in the middle of aislesthey should be genocidedalso people who read something and then project a bunch of context onto what was said/written that wasnt there, but they think its realboth are awful
in a few decades we will have a film about the Moon landing and it will be recorded on the Moon
>>34403463pisses me off that they spend so much money on going to the fucking moon AGAINwhy not a cool rover to Europa that can check for signs of life under the ice sheets? or something of that nature. no. more people around the moon. big whoop.
>>34403448alright, see you in a few hours
>>34403464Agree.
>>34403464implying they ever went to the moon
>>34403468Anons mum is posting
>>34403464>a cool rover to Europa that can check for signs of life under the ice sheets?What?
IF I EVER FEEL BETTER
>>34403471Europa the moon of Jupiter has thick ice sheets and thermal vents with a giant ocean there's a good chance there's life there
theres a good chance theres lfie anywhere"but theyres no oxygen and water and pee!"not all life needs oxygen, we literally have lift on earth that lives without it
>>34402916Explain to Grandma that the west has fallen
>>34403475I bet your mom is there
>>34403476I agree, but for the non believers its better to check the places that are similar to earth first
>>34402916talking about wedings while you are 21? crazy
>>34403475Oh, I read that as Europe. My bad.
>>34403464>why not a cool rover to Europa that can check for signs of life under the ice sheets?Already on its way
>>34402916Let grandma set you up with a nice young lady
What’s it like to be an orphan?
>>34403480the grandma is crazy
>>34403484I remember years ago I was doing a thing a ding ding with a group of guys, and I hit it off with one, then we're sat outside and he just randomly tells me he's an orphan and lived on the streets and its like bro I met you 10 mins ago lol
Gonna be drilling for life in Europa, if you know what I mean.
"48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP."
Femanons will never stop me from jizzing. Its natural
>>34403312MI had a non-related aunt and uncle I used to stay with until one time I didn't then they bought me a shit christmas gift as punishment for not doing it once so my mom decked the aunt and I never saw them again. Shame, I liked the uncle.I had a really hot black aunt with huge tits that made me attracted to black women to this day who was a really nice woman but I only met her like once or twice then she killed herself.Outside of that, I don't know of any aunts or uncles
If there's one thing ive learned from going on lots of dates is that the girl always expects you to have a plan for what to do, and that just goin by impulse rarely works outby that i mean if you dont plan a restaurant in advance you'll probably end up somewhere that serves slop
>>34403495Damn, do you think you could have saved her?
That "Princess Bride" film is horrile from the clips I've seen
>>34403494>naturalso is being a chad only gold digger
>>34403504it is if you watch it unironically, it's pretty quotable for the memes though
>>34403508Oh ok.
women, if you were the girl im seeing tomorrow, would you sleep with me? I need to know in advance
>>34403511100% no
>>34403507Which is why us love value men rape.
>>34403513did you consult the female hivemind about this or is this just your 4chan ick
>>34403504It's not supposed to be taken seriously, it's satire.
>>34403514you can't even steal something at the self checkout little npc
>women who try to be your friend after they've rejected youthis is the ultimate insult from a womanit means she likes you enough to be around with you, but finds you too ugly to actually sleep with
>>34403518that wasnt me. I was still jizzing
>>34403515the female hivemind, it's very obvious, any man that goes on a date with the intention to put his genitals inside you is icky, so if she has any common sense, she absolutely won't let you do thatthe only way I could see that still happening is the fact that she agreed on a date with you to begin with, which isn't a very good testament to her level of common sense, so good luck, maybe you'll get some
>>34403520Which is why we don't shit where we eat.
>>34403520the negative IQ has spoken
>>34403520>it means she likes you enough to be around with you, but finds you too ugly to actually sleep withYes, this is obviously what it means. And? I can think of lots of things more insulting than that. Like for instance her not liking me enough to be around.You sound like an idiot.
>>34403529I rather be despised than found too ugly to fuck with but nice enough to be around withits like some sort of half-assed participation trophy
>>34403520Weird logic. You've never liked someone enough to be a friend but not enough to be more than that? Sounds like you just wanna fuck anything that moves.
>>34403533>Sounds like you just wanna fuck anything that moves.bingo
>>34403520How about a girl being in a committed relationship with you and saying she wouldn't have a ONS with you in college.
>>34403535lmfao, are you still seething about that reddit engagement bait?
>>34403537No idea what you're on about.
>>34403539sure sure
mfw redditards are starting to call things they dont like "reddit bait" instead of its original definitiontards ruin everything
>>34403490>not even half way through his presidencyThis sucks
>>34403541it's literally from a reddit screenshot anon used to spam you fucking mongoloid
>>34403537There have been tons of other similar stories like that, you moron. Females themselves have said how they make the "bf material" guys wait for sex.
>>34403545>I don't know what you're talking about >never mind, I do know what you're talking about but "there have been tons of other similar stories like that", so it's believable that I'm not larping and this actually happened to mekek, you're so dumb, holy fuck
>>34403548It's apparently impossible for you to conceive that there may be multiple anons replying to you.
>>34403545>Females themselves have said how they make the "bf material" guys wait for sex.
>>34403551It's apparently impossible for you to conceive that I don't care because you're all equally retarded to the point of being one and the same substance of blubbering and seething idiocy.
>>34403553That's a lot of charged language for someone who doesn't care.
*sounds the bugle* /atoga/ COMPANY! CHARGEEEEEEE!!!!
Being ugly is hard
>>34403555I care about calling you a retard for being a retard because it's highly entertaining, I don't care about who you are but apparently thats way too complicated and nuanced for you to understand.
I thought I was getting better but it’s just getting worse ! Cool
>>34403558Not something you would know anything about.
A lot of women ITT complain being no tits but all ass, I came across this and it looks like their complaints are completely irrelevant? Men seem to love this type
I should clean my pc but I don't want to
>>34403535If your girl suggests that she may have had or wanted to have ONS in college in the first place, that's a massive "red flag", as they say. It implies your women is just dolling out sex to random fucking people and you got to be the loser to take care of her after she banged half the school team. She doesn't love you lil bro
>>34403562I’m doing it right now
>>34403560Well I'm happy you're getting something out of this then.
>>34403566Whatever you say handsome
>>34403531Yeah, like I said: you sound like an idiot.
>>34403567Thanks, I hope you got what you wanted too.
>>34403569I’m not a man
might redownload mnb bannerlololol or total war warhammer 3
>>34403565I'm aware of all this. In the context of the "most insulting thing" a woman can do, it would be that one who has had a ONS expects you to wait. I wouldn't be with a woman who engaged in casual sex.Hard to tell nowadays though.
Is a friend group required before dating
>>34403572you can still be handsome
Drinking Dr Pepper, eating pizza and watching youtube :)
>>34403574It makes sense, ONS are bangs she has had with hot men she wanted to get with but which were way out of her league. You're just the retard picking the pieces up, getting the "luxury" of being in a loveless relationship where she squeezes you dry before leaving your ass.
>>34403579Cool.
>>34403563it's an attention thing chuddie.
>>34403581I assume you're talking about the general you, and not me specifically.
>>34403584Yeah no, I meant it generally.
Today I put myself into some nice clothes for an event.Stuff I usually only wear for job interviews and similar things.I think I should wear nice clothes more often when going out, even when I'm just doing the groceries. It makes you feel nicer.>>34403579I'm about to open a can of vanilla coke, eat my dessert and watch some eSports.
So fnaf movie was actually real? Ok
>>34403535>saying she wouldn't have a ONS with you in collegeThis is "normal" for women. They "change" and "mature" throughout their twenties and you "shouldn't hold it against them" if they "have had" some "inconsequential fun" if you know what I'm saying. Empowerment works in beautiful ways (for women only, though).
>>34403576I don’t want to be
>>34403552>guy who is not fit for relationship gets sex once>guy fit for relationship gets unlimited amount of sex later onShit's literally a retirement plan.
>>34403591>Once
>>34403520>finds you too ugly to actually sleep withNot finding you attractive or relationship material does not mean you're ugly. I don't find Timothee Chalamet attractive or good relationship material, but that doesn't mean he's ugly.
I like the look of silk but wearing it is hard. I feel cold in it but I can’t wear it when it’s too hot because if I sweat it will stain and washing it is annoying too, and it wrinkles so easily
>>34403591>onceLet me guess. You're still waiting?
>>34403596silk is only for people in tropical regions that don't sweat, iow anorexic beach elves
I wish I lived in the Weimar Republic
I really like rice eggs and garlic
>>34403602like fried rice?
>>34403600What a dream
>>34403594It literally does. What a fucking retarded take by bringing up some celeb you have 0 connection to.If she likes you, she will fuck you. Stop overcomplicating things.
>>34402666>Men are obsessed with pedo shit because of porn addiction>Fags are just even more mentally ill porn addicts>Dykes are just coping with liking men being demonized>Women are bipolarYou are correct on all counts, well except for mentally healthy people away from the internet but those are obviously only straight
>>34403603No. I don't know how to fry rice. I only recently learned how to cook rice with a good texture consistently. Maybe I will learn to fry it next.
>>34403607good job
I don’t want to talk about progress because I’m worried I’ll jinx myself
>>34403610ok
>>34403606>Men are obsessed with pedo shit because of porn addictionMen are naturally attracted to the most attractive pubescent women. The whole "playboy" bodytype was an advertizing (jewish) invention and the idea that you should wait until a woman is unattractive to start a family with her is a feminist inventionEven spending a little time thinking about the advancements in the 20th century should tell you what you need to know
Women can you look like this pls?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4TC1HRK344
>>34403612RetardedHistorically people had kids when BOTH men and women were younger due to less longevityIf you look at any man with zero porn addiction and zero brainwashing by porn (which IS the kike invention), you will see he is naturally attracted to his age counterpart. 20 year olds are attracted to 20yo, 30yo to 30yo, etc. Only porn and sex addiction makes men look for younger women
Yeah, blame porn for more mature women acting like entitled middle schoolers with impossible standards. Porn is the perfect scapegoat.
>>34403622people claiming it's not a factor are equally as retarded as people claiming it's the only factor
>>34403622I mentioned women being bipolar retardsIt's also due to the internet and feminismTbf there are lots of normal women but they take actual searching, not just going on dating apps or going to your local bar to hit on them
>>34403616>Historically people had kids when BOTH men and women were younger due to less longevityAccording to who? Humans lived roughly the same natural lifespans as always when you take away infant mortality which fucks up the average.>If you look at any man with zero porn addiction and zero brainwashing by porn (which IS the kike invention), you will see he is naturally attracted to his age counterpartNowadays? Of course, he is conditioned by everything else in the world that isn't porn. Including unnatural laws, expectations, culture, et cetera>Only porn and sex addiction makes men look for younger womenYes, why would men look for younger, more attractive versions of the same woman? It's crazy.You can't see past your own nose. When men were allowed to date younger, they did.
>>34403626They take actual searching and tens or hundreds of rejections, so good luck. Definitely never open up any sort of lewd content, that's an activity reserved to normal women and their serially dated partners. So try to be one of those guys, reserve your spot in line.
>>34403629If you're the type of guy to let women who watch porn and have had other partners let through, that's on you man. Raise your standards
>>34403630Indeed, anon, my standards have been very low. All I did the past 10 years was date and pump and dump 18 year olds. Come on, now.
How come every ant gets a job upon birth but humans don't? So much for being the most advanced species.
>>34403583>>34403563Sometimes builds that seem overpowered and like just humblebragging on paper aren't enough to get opposite and free win cards with the opposite sex.t. 8 inch cock and 6'5
>>34403632Then why are you assuming that a man who is against porn is one who is going to be "in line" for a woman who is notably lecherous? Don't project your traumas about bad women on me.
>>34403633welcome to the horrors if consciousness and the resulting free will
>>34403633Humans have a choice, if you weren't a lazy depressed moron you would have a job by now
Women did you actually have a "boy-crazy" phase?
>>34403637That's helpful
>>34403637What are my choices anyway? Die or work and die later. Wow!
>>34403637What's your job?
>>34403638you mean like that phase when teenage hormones have kicked in and you're not bitter and icked yet? yeah
>>34403635This theory about the reason why men aren't getting to normal women being porn is as stupid as the theory that women wait to date and wait to experience things. Waiting is for men, they should wait instead of seeing naked women, they should wait while the one they like and get along with is finished with whatever holds her up from dating (spoiler: nothing apart from dating other men), wait before asking anyone out and definitely not befriending them because that's forbidden. You get the point. Rules for men and their attraction, freedoms for women. That's just how things work.
>Interned at a robotics startup in 2024>Graduated last year and applied to them>They didnt take me>Startup apparently recently got bought an now the other intern i knew is making bankGuys, i'm gonna kms
>>34403642what made you bitter and icked
>>34403647Time to create a giant robot to take your revenge.
>>34403650actually interacting with said boys, some fantasies are better left fantasies
>>34403644Your "trauma" (between quotes cause it's 100% built on internet dramaslop) is showing, anon. if you get a woman who has fucked other men before you, that's YOUR fault for accepting that whore. And I didn't say anything about not befriending women, that's insanely stupid, it's quite beneficial to have female friends and one may even develop into a relationship.Porn is a drug. It's unnatural and bad. The fact I have to explain this shows how much people have deluded themselves>Rules for men and their attraction, freedoms for womenNever said this, again it's your fault if you go with a woman who is a whore and doesn't respect you.
>>3440363340% of worker ants don't do anything, they just sit there.
>>34403655I can be the boy of your dreams
>>34403660I stopped dreaming about men long ago
>>34403657Let's go around and ask women in the nicest way possible: are you a whore, did you fuck men, did you meet men on dating apps for sex, did you have abortions, did you experiment with the same gender? Run through the checklist with each of the millions of options we have. That definitely doesn't give off incel and porn addict icky vibes. Really?
In my opinion, the tradcath tardposter should go celebrate Easter and shut the fuck up about boogeymen.
>>34403662Ok, then I will be the man of your nightmares
>>34403667you might already be
>>34403665Retard, we live in the age of OSINT. You can figure out most people's lives by doing basic fucking google searches, let alone doing actual recon. No need to ask, though if you have charisma you CAN steer conversations into revealing info.The issue is most men are so pathetically desperate they don't do any of this, they just go lovey dovey with the first woman that seems mildly interested and suprise! She's a whore with zero things she finds interesting about you, and the relationship is boring three weeks in.
>>34403655
>>34403672how's that edgy? humans are flawed beings, nothing wrong with that, I just want nothing to do with even more flawed beings than absolutely necessary, my own flaws are already tough enough to deal with
how do I find out when a woman is ovulating? like, you can't know the NEXT time, so you have to pick the first day of the last time she had her period, then you count 10 to 16 days backwards (another variable) and that's how you know the LAST time she ovulated. then you do that 3 to 6 times, calc the exponential moving average and then you got an accurate (but not 100% btw) guess of when is the NEXT time she's gonna ovulate. but if she's stressed then it could change again. and you can only be more sure if you go and analyze her vaginal mucus because it changes texture when she's ovulating.I FUCKING HATE WOMEN WHY IS THIS SHIT SO HARD
What is this recent meme about "cortisol levels"?
>>34403675people having had enough of the grindmaxxing craze
>>34403675Whats not to understand? its just anime girls dancing to a chill song thats supposed to lower your cortisol levels. Theres not much else to it
>>34403674you could also just not give a shit and listen to your intuition but I guess you have no access to that type of nonchalance
>Le people are le having less le sex!!!is this people just being blind to obvious incel points that are real?ie: most women prefer to have less sex if it isn't with the best looking dude possible.
>>34403677>its just anime girls dancing to a chill song thats supposed to lower your cortisol levels.I have never seen that.
>>34403677you're insane
>>34403679I have no idea wtf you're spewing about now go have a snack, your cortisol is through the roof
>>34403669We've got a legitimate badass over here, very well equipped to sleuth around the interwebz for that forgotten pic on a private Instagram, for that beach selfie on VSCO and, obviously, the guy she did ice skating with back in 2019. He's a nooticer. One can bet he follows women from his alt accounts and scrapes their profiles from clues. Definitely aren't the skills or a coomer who goons to his crushes Halloween party pics.
>>34403680>>34403681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1r6yRrwBk
>>34403687by insane I meant I'm fucking glad I don't frequent more online spaces you are in because that's disgusting
There is someone having sex at this very moment
>>34403686>Researching who someone is before starting a compromise with her is coomer behaviorYou're right, anon. Men should just fuck women who could have AIDS, have had 70+ ONS before you or are cheating on their husbands. And you should totally not try to find out if she has opinions and interests she shares with you, that's what coomers do.Fucking moron.
>>34403688>because that's disgustingHell of an intense reaction...>>34403687I see. So it's basically just about being (un)stressed.
>>34403689disgusting
Me n you, our ancestors was on da same slave ships. Dat makes us bruddas.
>>34403689And dying.And being born.And shitposting on 4chan.
>>34403688This is the bitter femanon, isnt it?
Were you not aware that I have a Hammer?
>>34403690The very act of asking women such questions and poking around gets you labeled as an incel immediately. They aren't acceptable things to be interested in. Insecurity is the biggest turnoff. Being a prude is a turnoff. Being worried that any woman out there has had sex annihilates your chances with any woman because they all subscribe to the same empowerment newsletter that's been passed around for decades.
>>34403695no
Femanons, what do you think is behind the rise of misogyny? Why do you think young men are feeling this way?
>you will never exhaust plap a bitter femanon until the morning hours
>>34403697You don't go around saying you did shit like this, anon. You research quietlyAnd honestly if a woman rejects you for being a prude, that's a massive fucking bullet you've dodgedThere ARE women who are prudish though yes they are less common than whore women, or more correctly are more local and tucked away from modern egocentric society than the whores
>>34403697>there's absolutely nothing incels can do about women just getting their way because they stick together god I love women
Oh no. Whatever.
>>34403701they don't get their way anymore and now they throw a tantrum, very obvious and logical, nobody likes to not get what they want
>>34403704Just wait until "the one" finds out your true worries and insecurities. Until you let your guard down and give her a clue.
>>34403701Rise? I think it’s lowered a lot
>>34403707I love them, too. Especially the ones who insist on clinging to their slutty BFF and get turned on by her stories of casual sex, but then go around pretending they wouldn't share FWBs with that BFF.
>>34403709>they don't get their way anymoreSo is the patriarchy finally over?
>>34403714I never met anyone like that but good for you
>>34403716>So is the patriarchy finally over?
>>34403708Nevermind.
>>34403716probably not, no, men are pretty good at throwing tantrums because they have the advantage of being physically stronger so they will likely try to use that again to scare women into submission and give them what they want but I think unfortunately for men, women simply care less and less, most of them are antinatalists and suicidal anyways, they won't care as much anymore about just offing themselves instead of enduring men trying to have their way with them for another round, that used to work when women still wanted kids and be alive or had kids and thus a reason to want to keep existing but now that leverage has pretty much lost it's power
>>34403717You know the type, kind of preoccupied with school or work and introverted, planning to have a family one day, but giving herself a free pass to keep her options open because that's what Stacy advises. Stacy basically controls her thoughts, but she doesn't know it yet.
>>34403719Do women still believe LE PATRIARCHY existed? keeeek
>>34403727No, I don't know that type
>>34403719If the patriarchy still exists then why aren't these men getting what they want?
>>34403729>>34403732What are you talking about?I just posted a meme, you mental case.Holy shit, get a fucking grip.
>>34403734incels are like blood hounds when it comes to getting riled up by random crap
>>34403716women keep it alive, each and every standard they generally have for men feeds the patriarchy and makes men compete in a patriatchal way.Women are patriarchy's biggest fans and enforcers.
>>34403726I'm pretty sure most women are not suicidal antinatalists.
Do bats hunt in packs?
>>34403738not actively now but most would activate that mode if men tried to force their will on them again
>>34403737Got it. So young men are "throwing a tantrum" because they somehow simultaneously no longer have power to get their way while also being responsible for everything because they have all the power.
>>34403740No, Arisen.Wolves hunt in packs.
>>34403737The patriarchy has never fucking existed, it's just a woman pity party techniqueFemale peasants have always had the same rights as male peasantsFemale nobles have always had the same rights as male noblesFemale royals have always had the same rights as male royalsWomen use the small historical period of the Enlightenment to claim muh patriarchy because women couldn't vote when most men couldn't either, you needed to own land and wealth to vote, and those families voted in unison under the man. The timespan between the lowly male laborer and the female laborer getting voting rights is insanely close, a few yearsOr they use le 1950s Americana to claim that women couldn't work or got bad jobs when that period is mostly stereotypical and men had harsher jobs as they historically have had"Patriarchy" is a fucking meme and I'm tired of women using it
>>34403726>just offing themselves instead of enduring men trying to have their way with them for another roundIt seems women nearly always chose the men, instead of suicide. No matter how often they talk about killing themselves.
>>34400645re-normalize telling women how it is. i'd want to tell this lady that i thought she wasn't wearing pants. pick a different color. and leave it at that.
>>34403598>You're still waiting?For what?>>34403605>What a fucking retarded take by bringing up some celeb you have 0 connection to.Well, I have plenty of anecdotes regarding my own male friends, but I assume you just want to be bitter and delusional.>>34403625>people claiming it's not a factor are equally as retarded as people claiming it's the only factorPut me on game as to how porn has affected women's dating standards.>>34403638>Women did you actually have a "boy-crazy" phase?No, but my best friend developed a plan on how she would fuck all of the guys in One Direction. That plan fell through, tho.>>34403689>There is someone having sex at this very momentYeah, me. Come on in, the pussy's fine. >>34403701>Femanons, what do you think is behind the rise of misogyny? Why do you think young men are feeling this way?Men are feeling dejected and hopeless. It's easy to blame women for wanting more, thus men getting less, and they're also the lowest level of entry. Women are everywhere and you see and interact with them in your daily life. You don't really interact with billionaires and politicians on a daily basis.>>34403716>So is the patriarchy finally over?Patriarchy has been a myth since second wave feminism. It is the elites that pit the common men and women against each other. No one at the top genuinely cares about your worldly problems. No politicians cared about shaking hands with pedophiles until their open secret wasn't a secret anymore. They don't actually give a shit about race, religion, gender, sexuality, or any other group they pander to. They're all soulless.
>>34403748as I said, thats what they did in the past and maybe still do in other parts if the world, yes, but nobody has tried and found out what happens if you'd reestablish total control of women in wester countries, feel free to try and see for yourself ofc
>>34403751That image is sexual harassment
>>34403734>"i doubt it will end any time soon">"damn"You implied it
Just like we don't repair anything anymore, we just throw it away an get a new one, maybe we shouldn't hold on to broken people either? Just throw them away and make new ones.
>>34403752>reestablish total control of women in wester countriesI was talking about individual women I have met, not "the western woman". They've had horrible interactions with men, talk about killing themselves, all kinds of mental illnesses and yet still either have a male partner, look for a male partner or just have a male provider.>feel free to try and see for yourself ofcNo? Why would I try to do that...?>>34403759No, get a grip.
>>34403747>Ok, incel
>>34403756I had a version with Tracer and Widowmaker and I don't know what happened to it.
>>34403762>I was talking about individual women I have metSo you just randomly changed the context and topic of conversation without mentioning that? Are you a bit slow in the head? kek
Not masturbating is intense.
>>34403765Probably deleted it out of disgust. I am watching a video about Praying Mantises. Then I am going to watch an hour long video about thermites.
>>34403766
need an italian barber wife so bad
>>34403761correct
>>34403767only if you're an addict
>>34403767>intense*insane
>>34403771haha imagine if you were the guy and i put the steamed towel on your face before opening your throat with a razor so gently you dont even notice it
Women if you could stop time, would you fondle men's cock and balls?
>>34403764>Incel is suggesting women are just having a pity partykek, do women need to always be the victims? Can't live a single day without acting like the world is against you even though you benefit the most by being XX?
>>34403782ew no
>>34403781nta but are you Italian?
>>34403785But you would fondle other girls boobs, you disgusting little dykes
>>34403784
>>34403785stop lying
>>34403790ew no>>34403792stop projecting
>>34403747It's okay to admit that women didn't have voting rights or institutional power. We don't need to try to rewrite history, they didn't have those things for a very valid reason. This is just weak appeasement towards feminists, even if that's not what you're intentionally trying to do. Men and women have different biological roles, and women have no business being involved in politics. Most women in the late 19th century and early 20th century agreed, the vast majority of women did not want feminism, they wanted the patriarchy and feminism was forced upon them by the jews.
>>34403791>inline_image_preview
>>34403793You're just a retarded asexual. Normal girls would do the boob touching.
>>34403794>Most women in the late 19th century and early 20th century agreed, the vast majority of women did not want feminism, they wanted the patriarchy and feminism was forced upon them by the jews.
>>34403794You're trying to fight an invisible, undefeatable force that is captial by trying to remove women's rights. It's an unwinnable battle.
>>34403784>t. AGPXY benefits the most and have all the power in the world, yet you surplus males are still perpetual self-victimizers it seems.
It's like arguing that God is real. It is a waste of energy.
>>34403797it's not asexual to not want to sexually harass strangers you disgusting rapist
>>34403802>you disgusting rapistGuilty. I'd rape you.
>>34403793>stop projectingYou know you cant help it. They're right there in front of you. So warm, supple and defenseless
>>34403793>ew noVid related.
Ants and termites are not even related. Ants evolved from wasps and termites evolved from cockroaches. Ants eat meat and termites are strictly vegetarian.
>>34403798>Prove itOk
>>34403809>>34403734
>>34403807>coke whores act like coke whores oh no, who could have predicted that >>34403806keep your gross fetishes to yourself
>>34403810Quit playing dumb, it doesn't work on me.
>>34403781dont threaten me with a good time
how does a mouth feel different from a pussy to a penis
>>34403812>stop posting memes, I can't handle them and laughSure.
>>34403794>We don't need to try to rewrite historyI am not.>This is just weak appeasement towards feministsIt isn't, it's the historical truth.>women have no business being involved in politicsWomen have ALWAYS been involved in politics. Queens used to have a lot of power, sometimes more than men. Same with duchesses and other high roles of prestige. The idea that women never had voting power stems from extremely small periods of time in very particular areas of the globe which are often exaggerated. For instance, women will point at Victorian Britan but the truth is a lot of men could also not vote, and things changed really slowly from 1800 to the 1920s when everyone was given voting representation. >Most women in the late 19th century and early 20th century agreed, the vast majority of women did not want feminismBecause "feminism" back then was a bunch of fucking crazy women burning buildings and doing disgusting shit for rights which a lot of men didn't have. People didn't like the suffragettes for that reason. Women knew it was a farce, it was always class-based and not sex-based.>>34403800>XY benefits the most and have all the power in the world, yet you surplus males are still perpetual self-victimizers it seems.Wrong. XY only benefits rich men and rich women are still quite powerful. When it comes to the average person, women overwhelmingly live better lives than men just by being XX. Less depression, less loneliness, relationships, less chance of being the victim of a crime, less suicides, less bullying.
How horny are women capable of getting outside of ovulation windows? Is it still possible for (You), or do you basically feel it almost totally turned off during that time?
>>34403811>coke whores act like coke whores Why aren't men similar?
>>34403816How can someone be so bitter and malicious.
>>34403818there's plenty of coomer women, just ask JH, she's ready to fondle herself 24/7
>>34403774I wasn't a gooner, but i masturbated at least once a day at times. Sometimes i would go 2-3 days without, but i've only not masturbated for a little over a month once. Done a bunch of 1-2 week breaks. The urges are unreal. It's like being a teenager again. I was walking behind this girl wearing polyester athletic pants. A bit baggy, but seeing her ass move in them was hard not to watch. We were all going to the same general area and the walk took a couple of minutes. I had to stop glancing at her and stop thinking about or else i would have gotten a boner. The simplest things could send me down a rabbit hole of needing to get off.
>>34403819the male version of this would be them getting drunk and spending money on dumb shit, like going to a strip club with their friends and throw money at whores, which is what they do
I wish I had a girlfriend to buy nice things for
>>34403822>I wasn't a gooner>but i masturbated at least once a day at times>I wasn't an alcoholic>but i drank at least once a day at times>I wasn't a drug addict >but i got high at least once a day at times>I wasn't a gambler>but i gambled at least once a day at times
>>34403820How am I "bitter and malicious" exactly? I tell the truth.
>>34403825You have too much money. I wish i had a girlfriend to buy the neccessities for.
>>34403816>Women have ALWAYS been involved in politics. Queens used to have a lot of power, sometimes more than menThey really didn't. In nearly all civilizations whenever the king died his male heir would immediately take over regardless of his age, not the queen.
>>34403814Vaginas don't have tongues for one thing.
>>34403821Any attractive coomer women or are they all like JH?
>>34403818>How horny are women capable of getting outside of ovulation windows?Very horny indeed.
>>34403829>In nearly all civilizations whenever the king died his male heir would immediately take over regardless of his age, not the queenThis does not disprove women had as much power as men. It just means kings were established first and women got married in political marriages which ended with them as queens with just as much power.
>>34403825I frequently fantasize about cooking for a gf and make her something nice...
>>34403830pussy lips
>>34403814>how does a mouth feel different from a pussy to a penisThe tongue is the key. It makes everything infinitely more complex and subtle.
>>34403832they are all like that, being a coomer is a low frequency symptom, you can't be radiant and full of life and be a coomer at the same time, being constantly preoccupied with sexual thoughts is a very heavy energy that will be reflected in the way you look from your hair to your skin to your body composition, your eyes, your teeth, your tongue, your nails, etc
>>34403823>"Up to 40% of our customers on a Saturday night are women," says Christian Ganaban, marketing manager at Centrefold Lounge, a strip club in Melbourne's King Street.>On any given night at Brandi’s Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver, the women equal, and sometimes outnumber, the men. Sure, it’s touted as a bridge between a nightclub and a venue for adult entertainment, a comfortable place for couples and women, but you can’t escape the fact that women on stage are incrementally peeling off their clothes. The advent of what some people are calling “raunch feminism” is what is driving a whole bunch of trends like this lately - from pole and lap dancing lessons under the clever marketing guise of fitness, to Girls Gone Wild, and its Canuck counterpart Wild Canadian Girls, where young women at Mardi Gras and Spring Break flash, spread and simulate lesbianism
Why dont women like us?
How can I use my practice gfs new puppy to get laid?
>>34400455>girlies having fun with a silly tiktok dance or some shit thats harmless>moids show genuine anger over this for no reasonWhy are men like this?
>>34403841You ugly and smell bad
>>34403840>men go to the strip club with their prostitutes to get their appetite upnow do one about who is paying how much fucking idiot
>>34403814TEETH
This is sad
>>34403843Absolutely everything hurts modern male creatures' egos lmao
>>34403843internet is an easy outlet to express rage without consequence
>>34403847go cry about it
>>34403826gooning is masturbating all day (for hours) and edging.
>>34403829>seething MtF doesn't know any french history
>>34403843>women will sit in bed with their Apple iPhone 17 Pro Max and look at fellow women doing their little dances, and then complain that men are also seeing the TikToksWhy are women like this? Can they not exist in the same world men are inhabiting?
>>34403843It comes down to psycho-sexuality. You're asking questions that have obvious answers. You're probably not very smart.Guys can't breed and lash out.
>>34403845I've heard women say that going to strip clubs with their female friends is always a fun experience. Idk about prostitution, you seem to be more knowledgeable on the topic.
>>34403852gooning is excessive masturbating, gooning every day is excessive as fuck
>>34403857why are you even seething? men spend money on pussy when drunk, end of story
>>34403859nta but JH is impaled on her horse friend almost two hours per day but she's not factually gooning
>>34403861if your feelings are pathetic, you'll always get judgedwhen 99,9% of your feelings are feeling sorry for yourself and seething, thats pathetic and deserves to be judged
>>34403860Strip clubs aren't for selling and buying pussy. The women are mostly just dancing and chatting with patrons.
>>34403861As a guy i try to be several meta-levels above women to manipulate them. Does this work? No, but still you should think like this.
>>34403862kys gooner
>>34403843it's just young male incel rage. most guys don't care. they might make fun of them, but it's rarely serious.
>>34403865>still seething and spewing bullshit for no reason kek
>>34403869I think women dancing to songs are cute.
>>34403863Sounds like about 95% of the shit I hear women cry about.
>>34403875no shit, people who actually spend considerable amounts of time complaining are pathetic perpetual victims 100% of the time
Men are stupid
>>34403870Men don't even go anymore, like half are old fucks and half are women. Active men stay home and play games, they don't pay a bimbo to squeeze her boobs lmao
>>34403881>still coping and blubbering for god knows why
>>34403879And yet, we manage to go to jupiter
not enough cock shame itt
>>34403807Based and lesbian-pilled>>34403790>But you would fondle other girls boobs, you disgusting little dykesI don't need to stop time to do that.>>34403818>How horny are women capable of getting outside of ovulation windows?I masturbate every day, sometimes multiple times, and have sex most days. I think it's all in having healthy hormones and not being on mind-altering drugs like anti-depressants.>>34403819>that picThe women didn't even have any tequila. >>34403841>Why dont women like us?Bad apples>>34403848>Absolutely everything hurts modern male creatures' egos lmaoNo, no, you seem to be forgetting that women are the sensitive gender.>>34403861>Woman talks about being rapedWomen: I'm so sorry you had to go through thatMen: How were you dressed?>Man talks about being rapedWomen: I'm so sorry you had to go through thatMen: Was she hot?
>>34403871not liking girls being girly is gay. all the stuff we make fun of girls for doing is attractive.
>>34403888>another disgusting lesbian gooner why are you all the exact same person?
>>34403888That last one makes sense honestly. Men are practical and not emotional so they look for solutions more than comfort, AKA in this case avoiding exposing wear. And with female rapists it speaks more towards how desperate men are that they'd prefer being abused.
>>34403888>Women: I'm so sorry you had to go through that>Men: How were you dressed?>>Man talks about being raped>Women: I'm so sorry you had to go through that>Men: Was she hot?Women can't into bantz
>>34403885what's the deal with that? when i would find content to jack off to on reddit, i noticed a lot of the girls would post in other subs. hot girls in leather would post themselves doing the small penis gesture or pics of them wearing strap ons. that shit sucks. i also hated how some subreddits were mostly women, but every now and then there would be a dude or a tranny. i went to the subreddit to see women wearing sexy clothes not guys or trannies. fucking stop.
>>34403781Sweet merciful release.
>>34403885Cock PRIDE
>autistic bulldyke on testosterone thinks her hormones are healthy kek
>>34403900How would one correct her
>>34403781you dont look like the lady in the image, nobody would willingly get near your frumpy fridge physique in the first place.
What do I even say to this bitch damn
How to get someone to breakup with you so you don't end up being the bad guy?
those of you in foreign countries what do you think the world will look like once the united states collapses? I think the people who live there are so crazy they make actually launch all their nukes at everyone in a rage quit final fuck you type of deal
>>34403905If somebody wants to break up with you, you are the bad guy.
If lesbians use dildos and strap-ons, why don't they just take real dick?
>>34403879What'd I do???
>>34403906Israel will do that, not us US us :)
>>34403879I feel stupid.
>>34403900This
>>34403904So what would they do about all the sons?
>>34403908Flesh dick havers are awful at sex and unpleasant to date
>>34403843Twerking isn't really dancing and most men aren't cucks.
>>34403917>Flesh dick havers are awful at sexHow should we improve?t. guy who sucks at it but is trying to improve
Why do lesbians come here if they hate men?
The only lesbian I've ever known said she'd switch to men if she could pull them, and that she hated other girls.
>>34403917Why don't you teach your boyfriends to pleasure you
my feet never smell like anything
>>34403928Can I sniff them
>>34403890>disgusting lesbian goonerWhy is having a healthy sex drive bad? Do you want a chaste marriage with a wife with no libido?>>34403891Men also refuse to give women the benefit of the doubt and think any misgivings must be her own doing. If a woman got shot, a man would ask her what she was doing in front of the bullet.>>34403892That's because it's not banter. It's pointing out that men are not supportive of other men, as the meme was suggesting.>>34403900I don't take test anymore. I did when I was so underweight that my body wasn't producing hormones properly.>>34403908>If lesbians use dildos and strap-ons, why don't they just take real dick?The problem isn't the dick, it's what it's attached to. >>34403917>Flesh dick havers are awful at sex and unpleasant to dateThis. I love my male friends, but I would blow my brains out if I had to date them.>>34403924>Why do lesbians come here if they hate men?Lesbians don't hate men, they just don't want to fuck them.
>>34403928you are noseblind to your own stench
>>34403929why would you want to do that?
>>34403932To see if it's true. It's a bold claim
im a virginis it really common to just penetrate for 30+ minutes? that seems like an actual cardio session how tf do people do that. maybe sexo is on the decline partly because people are simply too out of shape to perform now
What would I do without porn
>>34403924Jaclyn from New York invited all her lesbians here. Ask them about their past if you want to laugh lol
>>34403917teach them how to eat pussy. it's the ultimate fwb. endless practice and they get to enjoy it as well. can also entice them with piv or blowjobs. no dating, just pure sex. it's the best setup especially for a lesbian (5% bi) who is willing. lesbians often complain about dead bedrooms all the time.
porn is fucking lame
>>34403930>Why is having a healthy sex drive bad? you idiots always claim that being unreasonably at all times is healthy, you're so transparent lol
I feel like I need to have sex 4 more times before myvirginity is fully gone. It's like antibiotics if you don't take the full dose and make sure the bacteria is dead it'llnever go away
Women, do you have clothes with catchy text on them?
>>34403942Sounds like cope
>>34403939You should watch or read NTR, especially real life cheating stories. Reading about how some redditor got cucked and feels suicidal is extremely cathartic and arousing
>>34403945cope for what
>>34403930I want a feminine wife who fucks me and me only. Not a masculine wife who goons to futa furry porn multiple times a day.
>>34403946I don't understand how any of that can be arousing or cathartic, is this a thing incels get off to?
>>34403781korean>>34403726do you know what the word "tantrum" means?
>>34403949Anon is desperately trying to convince themselves they're still a virgin
>>34403954Im not a sex haver either though Im in purgatory
Drew Gooden got divorced okayyyyyyyyy
https://litter.catbox.moe/iawrpid72jsgy8zc.mp4If a woman can't appreciate this then she isn't worth shit
>>34403951Most people find pain inflicted on them or others pleasurable
>>34403958obnoxious anime slop i turned it off in first 0.2 seconds. Jesus christ
>>34403955Ok so? You still fucked so you aren't a virgin. How many times did you fuck?
>>34403958hey wait a minute, this is gay porn
>>34403956This nigga was married????
>>34403958Enjoy being forever alone
>>34402449There are more likely multiple moids jerking off to femanon posts and cumming constantly.
>>34403968moids are so disgusting
>>34403944Target quality has really gone down the shitterIt was never good but now it's unwearable garbage
>>34403960This made me not even open it.
>>34403968what? why the fuck would I do that?
>>34403968not to you
>>34403958All the moids are burnt. I like mine raw.
>>34403960>>34403974It fades into gay porn. You have been saved.
>namefag feels the urge to reply a 1-reply post from over half a day ago
>>34403983I'm constantly late when posting.
I hope I never see a penis
>>34403985Good thing your stomach is so fat.
>>34403964litwho>>34403966I am enjoying it very much
I hope I never see a vagina
>>34403950>Not a masculine wife who goons to futa furry porn multiple times a day.Those aren't mutually exclusive. If your needs are being met, what does it matter what she gets off to in her own time?>>34403958Nice Ricardo cameo. Music is shit tho.>>34403944>Women, do you have clothes with catchy text on them?Picrel
>>34403985I was scared of them before I'd seen one too lol
>>34403991The kind of funny thing about them is that you have no idea how small they actually are until you see them irl as an adult.I'm a tall guy and women are already all more or less tiny, but porn really does not convey how small women are down there.
>>34403992>what does it matter what she gets off to in her own time?I think it would bother me if my gf got off to crush videos.
>>34403996NtaThey seem small? What were you picturing???
Did you know that our healing powers are at their strongest when we're sleeping? Don't underestimate the value of naps and sleep! I've been asleep since 12 today!
my vagina can fit two fingers only
querying your GF in her PRIVMSGs and hitting that mf'in /winamp to make her mineMen you cant even COMPETE
>>34404000Didn't the doctor tell you to dilate when you got home from the hospital?
Your vagina can fit my penis
>>34403998Nothing particular, but you also don't think of how small Tom Cruise is when he's on screen.I didn't have any real concept of it, until I looked at one in detail. @_@
>>34404002Where do you even find guys like that
>>34404004Must be small.
>>34403999wise anon
>>34403917skill issue
I think I shouldn't shave for a while. Women thoughts
one day I'll be free
>>34404000I can fit my whole hand in there if I'm so inclined but like, it's not worth the effort?
>>34404016why would you do that?
>>34404019Does that feel like "too much"?
1: a vagina is an organ that gets off on being used. 2: it is only through satisfying male desire that gets them pregnant. meaning 3: women find it hot if they are being used selfishly to satisfy their husbands desire for them, even when at their own expense, because it is simply hot regardless of there being an expense, such as pregnancy. This is simply the nature of a womans body. meaning 4: The husband should do truly and selfishly as he wants with his wife, with the wife yielding herself over fully to his will, as such is the natural order of things.
>>34404006cadance.canternet.orgirc.rizon.net
>>34404000so your vagina can't fit my penis? rude!
>>34404005Fair point Every time I remember Tom Cruise is the same height as me (he has to be rounding up I bet we're eye to eye and I'm like 5'6" and 3/4 lol) it makes me chuckle. I generally like men the same height as me but I get the feeling Tom hates it and he seems like a psycho who'd dabble in canibalsm if you offered him a chance so like, I don't feel bad. >>34404022Getting it in there does but once it's in I'm like "damn I could smuggle some weird shit in here"
>>34404023true if you're a low level human
>34404023Keep that to your LLMs and discord ERP.
>>34404030yielding yourself over to your lover completely is the most profound kind of love there is, actually.
>>34404028>he seems like a psycho who'd dabble in canibalsm if you offered him a chance so likeHe probably does in Scientology.Then again the party in Eyes Wide Shut did kinda turn me on... though I would rather try that just with me and my gf, not like two dozen weirdos in a circle.>I'm like "damn I could smuggle some weird shit in here"Well, you wouldn't be the first one to try!
>>34404020It's fun
>>34404033true if you're a low level human
Point of privilege; folks, let's please not use gendered language when addressing the thread as a whole.
>>34404030That's probably a wannbe-femboy.
>>34404036name one higher form of love.
>>34404040love not burdened by sexual energy
>>34404038I don't get it.
Burden your mouth with this dick
>>34404044kys
>>34404041sexual energy is part of expressing romantic love. and giving yourself to someone is also a non-sexual expression of love.
>>34404049romantic love is also a low level form of love
Why do women only want to be choked and slapped and spit on and think I'm a pussy if I don't want to do any of that and instead just want to cuddle and stroke her hair?
when did this general became the incel general? fuck off back to r9k
for example, if I am a christian, and I give myself to God, and submit to his will, and seek to do his will, this is a sign of a pious love of God.>>34404051are you arguing that love is rational, and not to be based on feelings? ie. that sensorious love is low level, and non-sensory love is high level?
>>34404054thats on you for being around such people
plap
>>34404056any so called love that requires sexual aspects as an integral part is by default low level love
Women thoughts on metronomes
>>34404058What does being plap feel likewhat does doing the plapping feel like?
>>34404060meh, I don't like music thats focused on technical precision instead of sovl
>>34404059TRVKEBut I have a counterpoint- sex feels good and I dont care
>>34404054Just wait most of them will get over it as they get older>>34404060I vaguely know what one is and it's purpose but that's about all I got
>>34404063How did I know you'd disapprove
>>34404067I didn't say you should care, I just explained the conceptyou're a low level human, you'll crave low level love and the sexual aspects that come with it, thats ok because thats how that works
>>34404070because I don't like your approach to music in general, it creeps me out
>>34404072>t. so high level she fucked random guys and became a single mother
Spending Easter weekend crashing out on atoga instead of spending time with your kids is certainly a choice.
I want the women in this thread to beat me up
>>34404074What's wrong with rhythm and keeping a beat
>>34404076>t. thinks you can only grasp concepts if you've been living them since the day you were born thats kinda embarrassing for you to be honest, does that mean you haven't learned anything in all the years you've been here?
>>34404080you're trying to make music with your mind instead of your heart and it makes my skin crawl but hey, you do you
>>34404078it's well past bedtime dumbfuck
>>34404067(this wasn't me)>>34404059to my knowledge, love is simply liking someone a lot, and you express your love for someone through actions, such as hugging or kissing, which feel good and glowy when done to your lover. This is important because, if you really like someone a lot, you will simply want to make them feel good as an expression of your love for them, you want good things for them out of love. You see how things like cuddling, sexuality, and the devoted yielding of the self (which makes both parties happy) is a genuinely natural end and expression of love? We should not allow ourselves to be addicted and ruled by such sensations, but it is none-the-less rightly ordered.Even God comes physically in the eucharist for us to be one with him, in a physical expression of love. Your abstract view of love is surely not more romantic than God, who rightly deigned such things to be physically expressed.
I like doggy in part because I get to stare at her butthole.
>>34404081what I'm saying is that you're a hypocrite playing mental gymnastics and retarded
>>34404057NTAWhat kind of people are you around?
>>34404079But I don't wanna
I would like to have sex, but alas...
>>34404084You've been posting all day lazycunt
>>34404085I never said it's more romantic, but to be honest it doesn't seem like you have the capacity to grasp what I mean so I won't even try to explain it to you a third time
>>34404083It's far from technical precision what am I supposed to do if I don't have a drummer to keep time with
>>34404092nah>>34404087thumbs up
>>34404089why not? I think I deserve it
>>34404055I've been here for almost two years and it was like this when I got here. I think it might have been even worse actually.
>>34404088not ones that want to be chocked and slapped and spit on, thats for sure >>34404095you have ears, listen to how the music sounds you're making and if it sounds too slow for you, do it a bit faster, if it sounds too fast for you, do that part a bit slower, in the end the point is to make music exactly how you would make music but I guess if the way you would make music is by timing it after a machine then more power to you but I'm not obligated to pretend I like that
Tomorrow is the second birthday I’ll be spending alone and I might have to work tomorrow yay!
>>34404099I'm probably just remembering the good times then
>>34404060Women, thoughts on a guy who keeps a metronome by the bed to help him keep a good rhythm while fucking?
>>34404103>not ones that want to be chocked and slapped and spit on, thats for sureIf you don't want to give a proper answer, you don't need to reply.
>>34404104you get used to it eventually
Keep lying.
>>34404108ask stupid questions, get stupid answers
>>34404107Lofi metronomes to study/breed to
random thought for todayin anime stuff there's these girls who have hair so long it comes down to their thighs or long enough to cover their ass from behind.if there are girls like that IRL how the hell would they be able to deal with that much fucking hair? imagine trying to bathe with that much hair let alone washing it properly and making sure it doesn't get caught on anything while out, it's crazy
keep malding
whip it out
>>34404114braiding, being rich or being unhygienic is how
>>34404112Thinking the people you surround yourself with are stupid is not a good attitude.
it's bizarre to me that there are people that talk about personal stuff with their parents and siblings
>>34404118thats the opposite of what I said
>>34404120Sure thing.
>>34404093the traditional reason why a person is against sensory based love, is to my knowledge, because sensations are addictive, and addictions are the source of all suffering in life. So one's actions must not be ruled by ones sensations, or addicted to them; it is shallow, and a very bad idea. I am assuming this is the reason why you consider it to be a low level of love for sexual sensations to be integral to your love of someone. if you are saying something like "sex is bad... because, it just is bad okay!" i won't understand you, i don't know why anyone would think that. its not bad in itself at all, its nessisary for the human race and a part of our design by God. just gotta not be disordered /perverted about it. it is however true, you can of course love someone regardless of sex, simply through actually just liking the person a lot, and expressing that love in intimate, yet ultimately non-romantic ways.
>>34404121do you have a learning disability or whats wrong with your reading comprehension?
>>34404119I got out of this by having no personal, sexual, or romantic life or experiences of any sortLife hack
>>34404123I think you come here for bad reasons.
>>34404122>its nessisary for the human racewhich is exactly why it's a low level form of love
>>34404125oh no, will you tell your mom now?
>>34404124never in my life have I talked about anything personal with my parents, apparently it's normal to talk about your feelings with them
If she calls you 'buddy', you're friendzoned right?
>>34404127Alright, at least you seem aware of it too.See you.
>>34404122>nessisaryESL
>>34404126but we don't do it because we have to, we do it because we want to, so its not out of nessisary per say. primal impulse does not mean inferior, it is what it is to be human. if there was nothing primal, it would be inhuman and unnatural, such a thing is surely not purer. For true purity is to be in a manner fully human.>>34404134i always mess dat word up....
>>34404079>uses your nuts as a speedbag
>>34404114>if there are girls like that IRLThere are.> how the hell would they be able to deal with that much fucking hair?Lots and LOTS of brushing.
>>34404136What's your native tongue?
>>34404128Depends on the family
>>34404136sure, there's purity in animal instinct, but something can be pure and heavy at the same time, like killing someone in feral rage the less attached to worldly things love is, the lighter it is, the less it's goal is to bring more souls to this real, the less animalistic it isI'm not saying one is good and the other is bad, you interpreted that into my words, like I said earlier, low level humans will crave low level love and the animal instincts that come with that and thats a valid level to be at, it's just also true that it's a heavy level, even if it's valid and necessary for the continuation of the human race (which I'd argue is in itself a heavy thing but maybe we shouldn't get into that, some anons already have their knickers in a twist and will have a total meltdown)
People just feel sorry for me.. that makes me upset that Im something to be pitied
>>34404114
>>34404103Your playing sounds like shit. You should stick to using AI to make your grimes fanfic musicslop.
>>34404149post yours then
>>34404148BITCH YOUR HAIR IS MOPPING THE GRASS
>>34404147Aw, I'm sorry, Anon.
>>34404152-_-
>>34404141english. idk why but people have been calling me esl recently.>>34404146ohh, that makes sense. fair enough i guess.
>>34404148Reminds me of that British actress from Harry Potter who started doing hair fetish content on OF.
>>34404156Her skin is so beautiful. God damn it
>>34404148>>34404138>>34404117That's crazy, she definitely has to have a strong neck to carry all of that how do you even have a nice comforable sleep with all that let alone other activities you do on a mattress
having sex with a man is so embarrasing
>>34404155>englishNah, it's not.
>>34404158>how do you even have a nice comforable sleep with all that let alone other activities you do on a mattressyou don't, girls like this aren't for using, only for looking, they're more like a sculpture than a pan, they aren't meant to be practical and functional
>>34404159it wasn't so embarrassing when he was nice to me
>>34404158They're strangling themselves with their hair.Mostly not on purpose.
>>34404163>Never happened, we made it up.
>>34404166you have to believe me someone ahs to believe me
>>34404156What being dumped by Ron "Chad" Weasley does to a bitch
>>34404163What kind of dick did you fall for?
>>34404159It is, you're so vulnerable and defenseless plus Im looking at your butthole.
Women should I read Pride & Prejudice? What would I get out of it?
>>34404172no, it's cringe
>femanon typing with her sickly pale fingers
>>34404159because you are exposed bare?>>34404162i disagree desu. they are meant to look good, but they are still meant to work, are fully capible of being talented, and historically speaking, always have worked, just in places nearby to the house so as to be able to take care of many kids, which was nessisary to have many of due to the high deathrate. i mean we literally sent kids to work in coalmines, so we shouldn't have the delusion women didn't work; They only didn't work during the 1970 as bored housewives with too little to do, and it was only for middleclass to rich people in the west, poor women /non-western women still worked.
I think I fucked up atogaI listened to the foids here who said they hate body hair, so I trimmed my torso and shoulders I lost so much definition now. The hair enhanced the look so muchI didnt even shave it to 0
>>34404169he wasn't a dick he was quite gentlemanly
>>34404180>whenThis implies he changed though or something else happened.
>>34404177as I already said, having long hair like this was historically possible only by braiding it and piling it on top of your head and either by being rich so you had enough time for all the brushing and washing because you had maids helping you with that and others doing all the chores for you whilst also not having to go to work or you had long hair but it was dirty and unkempt and you just kept it in the braids for multiple weeks without washing/brushing I never said women didn't work, but those that did certainly didn't also have the time to have hair to the floor and have that hair be tangle free, clean and in good condition
>>34404183he dumped me because i was a bad match
>>34404178is that you? right is literally a 1010
>>34404178idk what retards you listened to but whenever a moid asks this question I always say to leave the fucking body hair alone because only gay men and gooner lesbians like the shaved look on men but I guess if thats your target audience, go for it
>miserytroon samefag has arrived time to call it a night.
>>34404172>Women should I read Pride & Prejudice?No, but the 2005 movie is a banger.>What would I get out of it?Rich guy is an asshole, but it's okay because he's rich. Poor girl brings nothing but attitude to the relationship, but it's okay because she's pretty.
>>34404187it's obviously a meme
>>34404178i don't want hair in my mouth when i bite his boobs
>>34404185Did you become this way after you were with him or was that the reason for the breakup?
>>34404187its not me, but its pretty damn close. I didnt shave too 0, I left like 6mms because thats what the grooming guide recommended>>34404188everytime I ask i get a 1:10 ratio of pro body hair vs anti body hair
>>34404172NoIt's cringemaxxed and you'll get one shotted for it
>>34404195>everytime I ask i get a 1:10 ratio of pro body hair vs anti body hairbecause 9 out of 10 posters are faggots and gooner lesbians, use your brain
>>34404187>is that you?You absolute retard. lmao
>>34404178Yeah, you listened to the wrong women. Unless you're competition levels of body fat, have a good pump, and use good lighting, being shaved doesn't hit the same.
WomenThoughts on sv3rige?
>>34404200no idea what that is
>>34404194become what way
>>34404199You are also "the wrong women", you like beards (rare preference) and hairy guys (rare preference). You also like women
If I saw Swiss at the grocery store I'd lob a coconut at her head
>>34404206I didn't know monkeys can post here
>>34404146So what's not "worldly" love them
>>34404206the hollowest sound ik the universe
>>34404209you should be able to deduct that from what I already posted, I've moved on from the topic
>>34404130Anyone?
>>34404148Imagine the alopecia
>>34404213no, it's pointless to try to educate autists
>>34404203fuck I also have a bearddo I need to shave that off too now?
>>34404148
>>34404146>I'm not saying one is good and the other is bad, you interpreted that into my wordsdisingenuous gaslighting
>>34404103Sometimes you can't tell if you're out of time or not. A click is an anchor to keep you steady when you're still developing your rhythm
>>34404217why is this so hot?
>>34404217Name?
>>34404147So how do you want people to feel about you then
>>34404216If you aren't fat most women would prefer that yes. 1-2 day stubble is fine though
>>34404218only if you think tiers are always tied to value, not my problem if you do
>>34404157It looks like a plastic bag. It looks like Saran wrap.
>>34404228lmao
>>34404220it's not that deep, do whatever the fuck you want with your music
>>34404215Is it that obvious?
>>34404226foids is this true?I havent seen my face without a beard in close to 10 years
>>34404228What? It looks nice and moisturized
>>34404231yes
>>34404172No idea. Tbh I haven’t read a book since I was a kid
>>34404178>Replies are 50/50Just do what you fucking want man stop sculpting yourself to the whims of bitches like a fucking pussy
Is this bra cute enough to wear for my bfs birthday or do I have to buy a new one? He has not seen this before but idk if a guy would like it as much as I doo
>>34404172>Women should I read Pride & Prejudice?Yes.>What would I get out of it?It's a brilliantly constructed and savage social satire of middle- and upper-class society in the early 1800s.
>>34404237thats impossible for incels to do, the desperation is way too high
>>34404238It's kind of ugly. Grandma ish
>>34404238ooh pretty lady send bobs and vagene oooh he lucky man I wish I was him ooof aaaa u so sexy
>>34404212I wasn't following your walls of text summarize it for me
>>34404227>>34403839disingenuous bpd gaslighting
>>34404238It's fine.
>>34404238>cuteWhy "cute" specifically?It would look sexy with somenthigh highs and garter belt.
>>34404244nah>>34404245womp womp
>>34404189Should've called it a night when your kids went to sleep ya old wench
>>34404230My dick isn't that deep in your puh but I still have you screaming and moaning
>>34404234It looks stretched and strained. Why's it so shiny, it looks like it's covered in some sort of film and would be sticky to touch.
>>34404238>Is this bra cute enough to wear for my bfs birthdayYes.>idk if a guy would like it as much as I dooGuys don't care about a bra being cute. Guy care about how to get it off of you.
>>34404251>can't even clock me is this why you think I post all day? lolyou just assume every post you don't like is me and throw a tantrum? thats such a you thing to do
>>34404238name on entj and stop taking pics from ebay.
>>34403839>being a coomer is a low frequency symptom, you can't be radiant and full of life and be a coomer at the same timeThis is some asexual retardation.
>>34404238the spaces in the middle front look weird. can we see it on you or the model?
>>34404256I don't really care as much as you do
How many hours straight has she been on here today?
State sex Name one thing you appreciate about the opposite sex Name one thing about yourself that the opposite sex might appreciate
>>34404256Nta you do post all day. Hilarious watching you cope so hard trying to deny it.
>>34404263is that why you keep foaming at the mouth like that all day every day? weird way to not care
>>34404265Who? Point them out, coward
I was BOOOOORN TO HULA
>>34404268I post every now and then, I do lots of other stuff in between, idk why you think this is a gotcha
>>34404271>>34404256
>>34404270When am I doing all that lol
>>34404242It is vintage >>34404248I would prefer sexy over cute loll but cute is a word I use more often>>34404255Sometimes he stops to take it all in and I just want to look good>>34404257I am an infp, tyvm
>>34404276right now for example
>>34404265No you don't understand, she took the trash out while the countdown was going, she's not on here all day
Boogers in my throat again. Post nasal drip is gonna make me kill myself.
>>34404267FSome of them are nice and I try to be nice too
>>34404279>and I just want to look goodYou will.
>>34404281if everything that needs to be done is done at the end of the day, it's unimportant how many posts I've made on top of that
>>34404267>Male >They can be more selfless than men when you're not looking>I'm good when it comes to comforting people
>>34404262Sure It looks better on, I think
>>34404280Lol yeaa I think you're projecting
>>34404275You are complaining that some anon is here all day while you are here all day too?
>>34404281It's funny how she just sits there queueing up posts at like 11 in the morning in her time zone
>>34404267M, I love how gentle and tender women can be.I can be gentle and tender too
>>34404279>cute is a word I use more oftenYeah plenty of women have that kind of stupid habit of calling things that are very clearly sexy as "cute", which is so weird.You are allowed to be sexy.
>>34404289does your bf know you post your tits here?
>>34404283When was a time when you failed to be nice?
>>34404289Yep that’s a guy
>>34404267FThey are strong and make friends with each other easilyI smell nice most of the time
>>34404236Bitch, read a book
>>34404292it's midnight you absolute moron
>>34404289I like it. I'm sure he will too.
>>34404289it would look better if you werent a fucking plank
>>34404301You sound really angry right now
>>34404301Oh you are so dreadfully retarded. I didn't mean right now, I meant at 11 in the morning, but you're doing it now too so really what's the difference
>>34404305you sound really arrogant right now
i wish i could make a guy cum too fast
>>34404296Idk I ignore certain people when they messages me sometimes
>>34404306>people with kids aren't allowed to take a breaklol
>>34404308Shove a vibe 4 inches up his ass
>>34404307>>34404311I think you're seething babe!
>>34404299Read it to me then!
>>34404304>old flabby seething at younger and thinner femanons
>>34404267MCan't think of anything that doesn't objectify.Can't think of anything that isn't a lie.
>>34404313I think you think you're doing something here but unfortunately I have to disappoint you because I couldn't care less about you or your judgement
>>34404311Pretty crazy 5 hour break you've got there must be tired after a hard day of being unemployed and doing nothing
>>34404315my pecs are bigger than your tits sunshine
>>34404304Idc lolThis is the smallest my boobs have been in over 10 years and I am also the most confident I have been in them ever>>34404302Thank you!
>>34404312that would be the vibe, not me
>>34404318it's the weekend as you might have noticed if you weren't unemployed
>>34404289You look hot in it.
>>34404295LolI like how she dodged the question
>>34404323Saying that like to changes on the weekdays. Besides I thought being unemployed was le good?
>>34404301I wanna give you a midnight plap.
>>34404325the joke is that there is no bf, london just made up a story to post her titsshe always does this "please guys rate my top/skirt/bra for my bf/date :3" routine
>>34404308Get on top, squat, slowly go deep so he can see, and moan
>>34404309Lol
>>34404254Is that bad? What would you rather it look like
>>34404327I'm not unemployed tho>Saying that like to changes on the weekdayswhat?
>>34404322You still shoved it in there though Use your fingers if you wanna
Why am I like this?
>>34404336You think the only way someone could ever like you is if they are a clown.
>>34404223I don't want them to think about me at all I think
>>34404336Got meme'd
>>34404336>mr. god, y pp hard when hot grillSure is a mystery. Wonder what the overlap is between clown gf shit and geisha girls.
>>34404335youre into butt stuff?
>>34404342I'm just joking around just fuck him real good
>>34404267>Name one thing you appreciate about the opposite sexGuys are a lot more fun >Name one thing about yourself that the opposite sex might appreciateI got a fatty, frfr
>>34404341I think you would get kicked out of japan for making this comment.
>>34404332Yeah it looks fake as shit. Should be more matte and a little textured
>>34404343i dont know how, i always figured if i was hot enough or he liked me enough it would happen but i suppose i am not
>>34404336I am honkerinasexual.
>>34404345nta but it's both girls with white face paint and attention grabbing garments that sell their dignity as their job, it's pretty accurate
>>34404314Oh yeah? What's next? Kissing your forehead and headpats? When will it end?
>>34404345Worth it. Give me the geisha pussy.
>>34404339What why not
>>34404329Thats actually really sad Is she okay?
>>34404354>is she ok take a wild guess
>>34404354>Thats actually really sadBut not unusual for a soc femanon.
>>34404354It's not sad she's just an attention whore and an actual whore like all the others here
>>34404353I'd be free from judgement
Women, what's the male equivalent to this >>34404238 to do for a gf on her birthday?
>>34404358How about somebody thinking of you without judgement
>>34404359buy her dream car for her
>>34404267M, I appreciate their company, I enjoy having conversations with women. I also appreciate their necks and lips and skin. Women tend to appreciate my hands and my voice. I don't have a super deep voice but I speak well. I'm also a good conversation partner I'd say
>>34404359Nag, but I would guess having a well fitting pressed shirt.
>>34404346Uhuh sure
>>34404364What that shiny bimbo look is gross. I think you've body dismorphia'd yourself
I still didn't do the thing I was meant to do. I'll get some sleep and try again tomorrow, yeah?
>>34404360Thats impossible
Must be weird to look down and have two bumps instead of one trunk.
>>34404369No it's notDo you consider pity judgement
>>34404367Matte skin with some texture still looks nice to me I think all clear skin look beautiful I just don't think the shiny glass look is weird or ugly
I am so retarded
>>34404372Well how do you wanna look, like that?
whats your take on the fuckers of girls do porn? I was reading a reddit thread about themevery redditor talks about it like they were hitler, but most women from what ive read here simply didnt like the people in their area getting to know about it. many chicks with partners
>>34404376You know what you have to do
>>34404363With rolled up sleeves?
>>34404376>whats your take on the fuckers of girls do porn?Please rephrase that.
I don't even know what women's tiny pussies did to deserve the big cock abuse women are subjecting them to?
My diet? Kinder and frozen lasagnas.
>>34404380When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foamDiarrhea! Diarrhea!
>>34404379i was insulting the guys that did shady stuff around that porn label.
>>34404386Aha.
>>34404385When you're sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavyDiarrhea! Diarrhea!
>>34404383When you’re running from police and you feel that anal greaseDiarrhea! Diarrhea!
>>34404389When it's running down your leg like a soft boiled egg Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
I will never be desired by a woman. Such is the life of a sub 8 male
>>34404395When you're celebrating Easter and it's running out your keisterDiarrhea! Diarrhea!
>be me>go into contacts >find crush>type out text message >can't bring myself to hit send How do I get courage?It's not even like I'm afraid of rejection, I just don't know what to do when she responds
>>34404401You should talk to her in real life.
moidsi am a very shy virgin girl and i don't know if this will change when i lose it, but right now when i think about sex, i always fantasize that it is going to be all about him and i never want a man to touch or lick my body. if i get off i'll just do it by touching my own clit. but i don't want him to ever acknowledge my sensitive body parts like nipples and pussy. i guess kissing and touching non-erogenous zones is acceptable. but i don't want him to attempt to pleasure me because it makes me so uncomfortable. don't touch my tits. don't look at them. don't look at my crotch. just let me get you off and be done with it. i don't want to be the one getting attention or being too exposed. i would prefer if the sex was entirely about his dick. how difficult would this be to get? would moids think i'm weird or appreciate it?
>>34404404Shut UUUUUUUP
>>34404404It'd be hard to set up with the kind of men you are or will be exclusively attracted to.
>>34404406no you shut up
>>34404404>tranny hates his own dick and doesnt want it touched or acknowledged
>>34404404No, you will be educated, taught and trained.
>>34404409what do you mean? i don't think chad particularly minds being the center of attention
>>34404404This is so fucked up.
>>34400485Hooking up takes time
>>34404414He wants to take more holes than just your mouth, he wants to ruin you and dump you.
>>34404404Your negative feelings about your body will not be conducive to a good sex life.
>>34404412i have a vagina and i don't want it to be acknowledged for non-tranny reasons retard. you are just obsessed with trannies>>34404413for what?
I've been sleeping in the nude lately.
>>34404404Get some therapy
>>34404419captain obvious to the rescue!
>>34404415why?>>34404418i am not opposed to that but it has to end when he cums.>>34404419if both sides know what they are getting into i don't think so
>>34404420>for what?It's what you need.Being shown all the joy your body can give you.
>>34404429you gonna suck his girldick?
>>34404426Chadong has, as you probably fantasize, a big schlong and it might make you inadvertently cum
I am worried about what will happen to me as an American Jew during this scenario. I know this book is a prophecy written by a time traveler and it is based on real events that will actually happen. Don't ask me how I know that, but I do. The date was moved forward to 1999 to throw people off.
>>34404423the fuck is that going to change? being a giver is not a mental illness. this is just what i'm more comfortable with>>34404429i see it when i masturbate. i don't want other people to do it>>34404432my friends who had sex said penetration isn't all that
>>34404404I guess plenty of men would love the idea of making it all about them I would, but the ego is part of making it all about me so I would still take it as a challenge to try to make you cum by stimulating the clit with my dick or pelvis. No wanting to have your tits sucked or touched is a huge turn off though.So you don't actually want sex just wan to be able to tell your friends you had sex because youre getting left behind?
>>34404435>i see it when i masturbate. i don't want other people to do itWhy not?You just want to be a fleshlight for me who I am not even allowed to touch the boobs?
>>34404435>my friends who had sex said penetration isn't all thatI bet your friends have a lot of sex with Chads and got desensitised.
>>34404371Yea I think there are even positive forms of judgement
>>34404374Yes
>>34404436you don't have to do that though. like i don't want you to and don't mind if you just focus on yourself. if i cum i'll do it myself. i do want to have sex obviously. i just cannot imagine myself enjoying being touched and licked.
>>34404421Wash your sheets
>>34404437i think i want to be a fleshlight lowkey. because the thought of pleasing another person makes me horny while someone else doing anything to my body just gives me extreme discomfort.
>>34404435I'm a giver too. But my wife touching my body doesn't make me "so uncomfortable."
>>34404446But you do realize that even if I am being selfish, I still get joy out of pleasing you?This may sound weird, but do you have BPD or like to sexualize yourself for others in general?
Women, you spot me werewolfing billionairily. What's your next move?
>>34404447it doesn't make sense to me that you would be a giver for a woman because sex doesn't work the same for men and women but whatever floats your boat
>>34404452no i don't get it really because you should be focusing on yourself. i don't have bpd. i don't sexualize myself for others. i told you i'm a virgin
>>34404444Im selfish so I would love that, but again, the ego is part of being selfish, I want to make you cum because it feeds my ego, but I can get over that and selfishly focus on myself, but I cant really do that if you have all these rules about not being able to grab your tits or pinch your nipples and the like
>>34404403But over texts it's easier to think about my answers and hide my emotionsIn person I become a splerge
>>34404404This is not feasible. No offense but if I met someone like you I'd assume you've been through some kind of sexual trauma. I enjoy pleasuring my partner and I enjoy seeing her body in full and doing whatever I want want with it. What you're describing sounds like you're very insecure about yourself which also is a negative
>>34404442Gross. Infected with the bimbo mind virus
>>34404465Because I want clear skin?
>>34404455Oral, fingers, vibrator.
>>34404441Why wouldn't you want to be judged positively
>>34404470You can't have one without the other, I/d rather not be judged at all
>>34404329wtf I promise the man is real Also I have never posted my tits before
>>34404467Because you want to look like a molting porcelain doll
>>34404474More than anything in the world
Try to take a bath. living with a woman (girlfriend). >clingy messes of their long hair sticking to the skin>one of her products is soapily caked on the insides of the tub>hair dye spattered across the sink top>tampon trash overflowing>every surface is stacked with her lotions, spilling over at the slightest shake>smells like grandma's funeral casket>three used towels remain strewn about, feasting on the humidity>she yells for me through the doorWomen are savages who insert themselves into your home through lies and deceit. The violent barbarian hordes of old have nothing on them.State gender of you think we need to segregate society by sex
Women does getting your tits sucked feel good?
>>34404359A nice fitting dark coloured shirtWith sleeves rolled
>>34404476MYes
>>34404458i mean i don't understand why some guys want to touch boobs when it doesn't do anything for them, i guess just because it isn't something they can do often but once you get to do it the novelty should wear off because it isn't all that interesting like a blowjob>>34404461i don't have sexual trauma but i am very insecure. that doesn't have anything to do sith my preference. insecure girls will also expect men to do all this stuff for them because they want to feel validated.
>>34404476M, I don't want segregation but women's hair and all the nonsense beauty products and gadgets are the worst part about living with a woman. Growing up my mom had short hair so I never encountered this until I started living with women
>>34404473NTA. You're actually London? Nice to see you're still around.
>>34404457>i told you i'm a virginVirgins still like to sexualize themselves on social media, do ERP and so on.How old are you?>you should be focusing on yourself.I can be incredibly selfish where you would feel like a fucktoy, but if I am having sex with you, that means you are my gf and I want to make you cum too.
I wish I lived in Lithuania. Decent bunch people over there who actually understand what's going on in the world. Americans are weirdly insular for such a powerful country, Brits are either guilty about having colonized the rest of the world or just see it as a place to travel to while wearing floppy beach outfits. But Lithuanians, Lithuanians understand the world's reality in its purest form.
>>34404480>i mean i don't understand why some guys want to touch boobs when it doesn't do anything for themDo you understand that sexual pleasure is not just rubbing specific spots on the body mechanically until you orgasm?
Is it Sarge or Julian that's mad at all the femanons?
>>34404480not beating the tranny allegations
>>34404475Yeah it's fucked up. It looks unhealthy
>>34404480>touch boobs when it doesn't do anything for themThats wrong, its a very pleasant sensory stimuli having tits in your hands that enhances what you're already feeling in your dick. If you want me to focus on myself I need some free range to see and touch what I like in the way I like.
>>34404480Your preference doesn't exist in a vacuum, it's informed by your personality and lived experience. Confidence is attractive and it's attractive when that confidence comes through in the bedroom. Hiding your body completely during sex feels like the height of insecurity, like you're afraid to be seen or touched. I want someone who wants me to see them, who wants me to touch them
>>34404472That's not good how will you get anywhere
>>34404481I'm considering being hosed down by the decontamination hose at work instead of putting up with this
>>34404483i'm in my 20s>>34404485no. it literally is. all this other stuff about how you MUST touch her body is just psychological. like how this other guy said it is an ego thing for him. that is not sexual pleasure. there is nothing that innately requires you to touch breasts to have sex.>>34404489i guess i'll just need to find a deadfish moid or one who wants to be tied up during sex
>>34404486>Is it Sarge or Julian that's mad at all the femanons?You guys call me Eri/Julian, but they're trannies not femanons. Don't ever compare me to cuckworm sarge
>>34404490the only reason why guys want to see is because they don't get to do that often. so it's like taboo or whatever. i don't have anything to be confident of whatsoever.
>>34404494You sound like you have rocd
>>34404494>20sOh, you sounded no older than 19 to me.>or one who wants to be tied up during sexSounds more like you will be the one who ends up tied up.
>>34404499what is that>>34404500how so? i don't want him to be able to touch me. i can't please him properly if i can't move
>>34404494Weird troll but ok. I don't think you know what being a giver actually means.
hate being a fucking stupid low iq retard so much man makes me furious asf
>>34404503>i don't want him to be able to touch me. i can't please him properly if i can't moveThat is not how sex works for 95% of hetero men.We want to be in control, we want to hold your hips while we thrust into you and suck on your tits.
>>34404494>>34404498Sex is honestly more mental than it is physical, at least for me. If I'm just being coldly jerked off or blown with no sense of affection or attraction or passion, I'll just go soft. Passion and confidence is what makes sex actually good. Also. Women's bodies look and feel nice. Seeing and touching tits isn't particularly taboo to me, I just like seeing and holding them and pleasuring my partner by kissing or sucking on them. However, I'd be less interested in doing it if she didn't enjoy it. You saying you have nothing whatsoever to be confident about is a problem that you need to address before you can really understand what good sex is
>>34404494>just psychological."Just psychological" as if that reduces its significance in any way. All eroticism is ultimately "psychological" otherwise we'd just mate like crustaceans. The most erotic things ARE the psychological parts of sex.
>>34404507Me but I'm actually low IQ
>>34404486its sw*ss
>>34404514I feel like she barely interacts with other women.
Browsing porn sites completely flaccid rn
>>34404506i do, it's you who doesn't and that's why you're confused>>34404508he can do that while fucking my holes but i don't want him to pay attention elsewhere>>34404511i hate women's bodies and i don't think they should be acknowledged during sex desu it must be centered around the dick. at least that's what i find hotter and it makes more sense
>>34404512i want to mate like crustaceans, erotism is uncomfortable
You are fucked up in the head
>>34404518Yea dude you just hate your own body, that's not hot or attractive. Honestly it's extremely unattractive and seems like a pretty good reason for men to stay away from you. Where is this coming from, were you bullied as a kid?
>>34404516she interacts with them by attacking them. she is the one who calls jh a pedo and latrina, for example.
Women, thoughts one wearing a black/grey t-shirt with an open solid color shirt with rolled up sleeves?
>>34404383I think I'll have that seafood lasagna I saw.
>>34404521your inability to overcome this discomfort is the difference between being a bug and an ensouled human
>>34404518>but i don't want him to pay attention elsewhereHe will.You are asking for something that is not only nearly impossible, but also uncomfortable and highly unusual. I do agree with the other anon, that some form of therapy would probably be good for you. >i hate women's bodiesIf you aren't physically male, you at least are spiritually an incel. Because damn, what a statement.Either way, good luck, but your current way of feeling is not sustainable.
New thread chop chop
>>34404536Plop plop
>>34404536You can make one any time you know
10thousand replies please
How do I get revenge on her for leading me on repeatedly.
>>34404541stick your dick in a meat grinder
>>34404543Understood, driving to your mother's house.
>>34404527Does he have big arms or why sleeves rolled
Had 2 women make eye contact with me when we crossed paths on the sidewalk and they gave me a lingering big smile. What did they mean by this?
>>34404548
>>34404551you are being gang stalked
>>34404476>dates gross messy whore>is mad You did this to yourself
>>34404477Meh>>34404527Meh
>>34404513yes i am too i wasnt joking
>>34404491Where am I trying to get
>>34404488That absurd. I'd certainly prefer it to looking like a leper
Craving lucky charms and bwc
I have an opportunity to attend a hacker convention despite not being a hacker and knowing nothing about computers.How should I behave there?
>>34404599Stop.Showering.Now.
>>34404613I've been to anime conventions plenty (one semi-big one and a handful of smaller, student-run ones), so I'm already familiar with that particular bit of convention "etiquette"
>>34404482Ty! I am not really around lol just needed opinions and all my friends are busy
>>34404634The city is crowded. My friends are away and I'm on my own. It's too hot to handle so I've got to get up and go.
>>34404503https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_obsessive%E2%80%93compulsive_disorder
>>34404541Move on completely. Women hate that.
>>34404634Somebody mentioned missing you just yesterday, lol.
>>34404668That was her namedropping herself.
>>34404685buy an ad
>>34404685i hate these types of zoomer videos
I have tried to ejaculate my semen many times today. But only blood and pee have come out.
>>34404685He has been raped by a nudist wizard. And now, the world has suffered.
Bunny in The Secret History is so relatable. It's a shame the rest of the group killed him.
>>34404563All women are like that
>>34404816deserved
I got a date today and I just cant see it going anywhereshes really cute so it sucksshe just wants to be friends i suspect, leading me nowhere
I am alone again
>>34404206What did she do wrong?
>>34404634Why did you abandon the community?Are you a dude?
>>34404514Swiss, BValk, London, Bimbo, JH, Cat Poster The Eldar, Korrosami and myao… I think that is all?
