First for the vast less void of the cosmos
>>34404548AIslop.
plap
>>34404541Answer you fucking atoggers. She wants to stay friends after breaking up and sometimes speaks as though we're still together, but when I lean into it she tells me off.
>>34404551
>>34404562Ghost her or at least keep her at a distance
>>34404562Feminine males are always obsessed with mean girls.
I wish I were more spiteful and vindictive. Then I could have said "I hate you for your cowardice and betrayal". Instead all I sent was a pathetic "No hard feelings, I wish you well". I wish I mattered to people, I wish what I thought of people mattered to them, I wish they would react to what I say. Instead I think forever about them, and I wish I knew if they even read my final message, but I'll never know.How do I get better at lashing out and hurting people who hurt me?
>>34404567I want her back, wish she'd just pull the plug and let me rot rather than give me hope.
>>34404562You can't.Anything you could do that's bad enough to hurt her would risk damaging your social reputation. When someone doesn't care about you the only options left to you are property damage or defamation.
>>34404571How were you betrayed? Why was it cowardly? What would you have preferred they do?
>>34404565They want your kidneys >>34404572Move on bro, she's just milking you for attention
>>34404569Idk that's for you to figure out but you won't get anywhere at all if you avoid the bad and the good
Do niggas still play runescape?
>>34404575How about playing her game back, tell her off for getting too loving, make plans exactly when she'll want to be with me, etc.
>>34404571It's good to be like that, good people will silently respect you while idiots become insecure around you.
>>34404581I just canceled my subscription renewal. Sailing has just never sat right with me. I voted for shamanism, it should have been shamanism.
>>34404582Not gonna work because you actually want her back. She's the one with the power and the control over you, not vice versa. The only way you can exert control is to not play her game. She wants you to care so the move is to not care
>>34404581kinda, but after this recent drama about the big money owners of jagex i've become less interested.
>>34404584>I voted for shamanismMe too. I quit when they increased the membership price.
>>34404581I practice yoga nidra meditation every day to resist the urge to play that game again. I get my fix by watching Settled on yt
>>34404580I don't think peoples judgement is all there is to the world. I can deal with the other bad and good stuff just fine
>>34404581Yeah but I'm gonna quit soon. My wife is pregnant with our first child and I want to prioritize spending time with my family
>>34404577It's not absurd it looks fake as shit and awful. I wouldn't touch her face with gloves. This is the kind of good skin I'm talking aboutYes I know she's wearing makeup but so is the other one
>>34404548moids is it the best to just avoid mentioning anything about my past partners? i think the more you share the more you will regret because it always makes men feel some type of way
>>34404596Okay yea whatever I'd klill innocent children for skin like that too
>>34404587God damnit. I mean, you're right. It's just that she'd be happy with this too. No matter what I do, she wins. She's a girl, attention grows on trees.
>>34404600If you're fine with him hiding shit you might find unsavory then go nuts.
>>34404602All I'm saying is that your neuroticism clouds your perception, you shouldn't want to look like that other one
>>34404592To deal with people you need to face their judgement good and bad, unless you plan to never have anyone in your life that's not gonna work.
Man anons don’t you know you are loved too?
>>34404603Yea but the only way you win is by not playing the game and moving on
>>34404621You wouldn't notice nor care if I died tomorrow here's your (You)
>>34404621I was loved, but she dipped and is just using me. My parents love me. Who else? Oh, my company, but then they'd ship off my job to India if they could.
>>34404621I know I'm loved
>>34404606I wouldn't mind looking like the other one
>>34404623No that's more of a draw. She's trying to eat her cake while she has it, she has no issues if I simply stop talking to her either. I sought a pyrrhic victory, one where I fuck us both up but feel superior.
>>34404616Yea I guess I don't want people who don't matter bothering me with judgement
Is there anyone else with my issue>at some point in your life, start having constant dreams about someone you find attractive but don't want to be with>often they are very sexually suggestive, with sexual tension or maybe slight touching, but not straight up sex dreams>never had romantic or sexual dreams about anyone during your whole life up till now>not even about your partner when you used to be in a relationshipi just want them to end honestly, i feel like a creep because of this lmao
>>34404629I'd rather have the 2nd with a breakout than the 1st
>>34404624It’s hard to tell when he lives in the other side of the world. I wish my body would let me stay up later. The mid is willing but the body fails sometimes. >>34404627I’m sorry to hear about the job. >>34404628Good.
>>34404640None of what you said makes any sense
>>34404642Heck. Here I go again.
>>34404621I dont
I cannot stand my nation nor its inhabitants. The prospect of actually having to marry one of these people and create more of us disgusts me.
>>34404632But do you accept the judgement of the ones that do?
>>34404639The 2nd with a break out wouldn’t be the 2nd That’s just a 3rd person
I don’t communicate my emotions well. What do you suggest?
Your mother/father and your gf/bf (ideal partner if you don't have a gf/bf) have switched bodies and the only way to make them return to their original bodies is to have sex with wither one of them. Who do you choose?
>34404646Ask a question or get your ass to gioyc
>>34404649The point is 2nd > 3rd > 1st3rd would look less "healthy" but natural, 1st is artificial and unnerving
>>34404650Read novels. Write your emotions.
>>34404646Happy passover>captcha: six-pointed star
>>34404600Yeah don't do that unless asked directly, it's basically the elephant in the room that you both know is there but the less said about it the better
>>34404653Eat my ass?
I need sex
>>34404656Writing my emotions turns into a blog post here. Damn female need for attention.
>>34404651Was the switch my fault?If it wasn't I think I breakup with my father boyfriend and hope my boyfriend father and my step mom are ok with his new bod that I unfortunately have very intimate knowledge of what it looks like. Alternatively can I drug the absolute shit out of my boyfriend father so I technically have sex with him but only have to interact with my boyfriend's body and my dad wouldn't remember anything?
>>34404581I played osrs, but quit because it's too addictive.>>34404584>>34404590Wouldn't that've just been summoning 2.0?
>>34404581I did way back. But I sold off my account.
>>34404621By my parents, yes.
>>34404655Ok
>>34404674>RWTShame, shame, shame.
>>34404672Benzos are not a bad strat tbf
>>34404621lol
>>34404548Mid 30s, Stopped fapping and haven't had an orgasm since around October rlast year.Barely get boners and watching porn doesn't really excited me either. Wtf is going onMade out with a girl last November though which got me hard.
>>34404690Dangerously based
>>34404690MANopause
Dead thread
>>34404671Write them down on a notepad on your cellphone or maybe an actual notepad, it will allow you to be more thoughtful of what you write. You can always come back to it and improve it, make it more precise.Instead of hitting send and get an endorphin rush from (you)s
High body count gf plz
Fuck I really want to go out tonight but I want to play piano and watch a movie. Also none of my friends will come with :(
imagine being a grown ass man and calling your anus a boypussyunreal
If I see a parent with fat children I think less of them.
WomenHow open are you to a purely sexual relationship with a man knowing he doesn't love or give a shit about you and just uses you for sex and is your friend at best on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>34404704:/
Women,How am I supposed to approach or make rapport with you? What kind of setting etc.
>>34404705Let's split the duties. I'll do a piano lesson and watch a movie if you go out tonight. Deal?
>>34404712>doesn't give a shit about you>is your friend Well which is it? Is it he just going to fuck me, eat my food, and leave or would he help me move a couch?
Its really scary. The economy is bad and the state of society is bad and Im bad. When will things be good? We're all just lonely and broke and ugly? Well not everyone
>>34404717He will move a couch but doesn't love you.
>>34404714What's the matter?
>>34404715>what's the best way to sexually harass women?
>>34404719I'm not interested right now but I'd probably entertain it for a few months after several years of no action as long as he's not a mooch
The male equivalent of a woman with a high body count is a man with a past involving escorts.
>>34404724>I'm not interested right nowWhy?
You all say this then throw up when a girl with a low body count speaks to you
>>34404716I can’t go alone, no women will talk to me if I do that :(
>>34404727I didn't throw up when my fiancee talked to me today.
>>34404727She doesn't have to have a low body count for me to vomit.
>>34404729So you're saying you don't want me to do a piano lesson? I see how it is...
>>34404710Don’t we all? Obese kids make me sad it really irreparably damages their metabolisms
>>34404726Shit's complicated with my ex. I'm being an idiot and I'm going to hurt myself but I'm invested.
>>34404724So women will have sex with men if it is clear that it's not going to be serious?And you just have to be nice and be a good friend for her?
>>34404727Wait are you assuming women ever speak to me?
>>34404715I like when I go somewhere social and men actually talk to me. It’s like they don’t want to at those events either though
>>34404736Still banging your ex? I know from experience that won't end well.
>>34404702Good idea anon. I’ll try doing it again tomorrow. I admit I come in here because I think I recognize a posting style of an anon I used to know from before. I miss him and apologize for using him as an emotional sponge in the past. I need to develop my emotional intelligence more now and into the future.>>34404715Is that a Swedish fish? Umm… ask about my day. Try to keep things light at first because I’m not good with tapping into emotions without going into a blog post. Tell me to stop if it’s too much. Move to email or discord after a few weeks. >hobbies, books, music, etc>>34404718We can hope for the best. I saw something about beavers being a hope for the future in the little news bar by start in the computer. Let me take a look.
>>34404715Simple: You don't.
>>34404723I don't want to harass them. That's why I'm asking.
>>34404740So what's "somewhere social"? Last place I went that was social was a karaoke bar like 2 years ago and everyone there was shacked up with their friends.
>>34404745That's what approaching is, doofus.
>>34404743I don't think that I've ever seen you dump so much that it comes off as a blogpost. You always seem restrained.NTA tho.
>>34404718How about a you and me vs the world type scenario
>>34404746Gym, social type of class, parties Id even be happy being approached at the grocery store
>>34404747It's not.And it's definitely not sexual harassment.
Men, what are you making for dinner?
>>34404752Frozen pizza
>>34404752I had a piece of breaded fish with sweet mustard custard and rice.What did you have?
GenderWhy do you think you deserve a bf/gf?
I never met my dads dad and everyone says he was an amazing man and my dad is awesome too it all makes me so sad. God
>>34404748In years gone past I did in GIOYC.
>>34404755Because I have suffered without one for so long.That's about it, really. If Sabrina hadn't have left when i was 22 she would have kept my life on the right track and we would both be super happy.
>>34404750Gym? Everyone's been telling me to absolutely not approach anyone at the gym.
>>34404755FI don't think I deserve one, I just want one so badly, which makes me not deserve anything
>>34404752Just mixing shredded chicken with mayo and frozen veggies.
>>34404760I see a foid is also cursed with the>I'm not allowed to have anything I wantmindset.
>>34404755Female. Should I prepare a PowerPoint for you? I promise it won’t be good.
>>34404755I'm a good man I think. My last gf told me so, but then again she dipped.
>>34404749It's too late for that we won't even be able to afford a house somewhere quiet
>>34404752Just had a sammichMilanesa, avocado, mayo, smoked cheese, and some roasted bell pepper I had leftover from midday
>>34404763The powerpoint won't be good, or the content in the powerpoint won't be good?
>>34404733You should do it regardless of my decision :)
>>34404757I guess I missed out. I still like your restrained posts in here though.
>>34404762I don't think it's very rare
>>34404755A girlfriend was promised to me 3000 years ago.
>>34404763Just list some things if you have any.
Is there a hoe inside every woman begging to be released?
>>34404759I guess sus it out. I personally wouldn't care as long as you keep it brief
>>34404767The presentation itself. I think I can be a good gf because I am devoted, generous and passionate . Just let me break down my own walls first.
>>34404765We'll find something it'll be small but it'll be ours and that's what matters right
>>34404718>When will things be good? We're all just lonely and broke and ugly?When people start standing up to the ones making life hard for us all.>>34404712>How open are you to a purely sexual relationship with a man knowing he doesn't love or give a shit about you and just uses you for sex and is your friend at best on a scale of 1 to 10?Were I not in a relationship, I would not be open to this. But it's very similar to what my wife and I have with her ex. >>34404690>Wtf is going onLow test>>34404651>Who do you choose?Both. I need to traumatize my mom. >>34404730>I didn't throw up when my fiancee talked to me today.Makes you think
>>34404738Only some>>34404742It's either going to blow up in my face or he'll eventually decide he's being dumb and that being together is fine actually he just needs to stop working night shift. I have no idea what I'm doing any more and no idea what he wants I'm getting crazy mixed signals but I don't think he's doing it on purpose.
>>34404774Purrhaps. She’s going to erode her enamel sucking on that orange.
>>34404778Oops, forgot to turn my trip back on.
>>34404777Yea
>>34404775"Nice breasts. I mean nice rack. I mean are you using the rack?"
>>34404778PUT YOUR NAME BACK ON
>>34404752Pork tenderloin with potatoes and green beans.
Do you like your ideal bf/gf to be clingy cat or the or who leaves to hunt for the day?
>>34404681Oh no not like for real money. To whomever was interractable near me at the moment.
>>34404787f clingy
>>34404752Leftover meat sauce from my freezer with penne pasta and roasted cauliflower.
>>34404783That's the spirit How about an apartment if we can't find a house
>>34404755FI don't think it's useful to look at it like thatBut if you press me it's because I'm a burden to anyone that cares about me and I make people depressed by being around them
>>34404704WhyWhat are you doing with high body count gf?
>>34404792I really hate apartments but if it's nice then maybe
Women,Is it sexual harassment if a man approaches you? How else are you supposed to ever get a gf? Women only approach top 10% of men. Is that harassment too=
>>34404755FI'M NICE!!!!! >>34404796approach ugly girls, they like it
>>34404755I probably don't. So I stopped looking.
>>34404796No. It depends on what happens during the approach. But during these times you are more likely y be targeted for a me too moment since you are male. I trust you anon.
>>34404770I think most women believe they are entitled to everything the world has to offer.
>>34404797I started yapping with this chinlet gook and she meandered away to talk to a more attractive guy even after she had a few drinks.
>>34404779>Only someOkay the reason why I'm asking is that I'm thinking about having a relationship like that with a girl I work with.She is friendly with me, but we don't blatantly flirt with each other.So how would I test for wether she would be willing or not?
>>34404800If they get it then they probably deserved it no
I drank my matcha too late today and am suffering the consequences of eepiness. Good night anons. Have a nice Easter today/tomorrow.
I was walking to the library like a month ago and this guy was walking the same way, crossed the street to walk with me and talk with me. Introduced himself, asked some questions that I politely answered, then said he was new around here and looking for friends and I just didn't say anything. Felt good.
>>34404795Better than nothing right
>>34404801>chinlet gookLmfao What is a gook
This side or the other side you gotta make up your mindd-d do or die it's not a suicide it's a warrior mind sometimes music just creeps into your head
>>34404807Ching chong herro whitu man!
>>34404802>girl I work withYeah no sorry I'm not helping with that guaranteed trainwreck
>>34404805>then said he was new around here and looking for friends and I just didn't say anything. Felt good.What?
>>34404804Do you have adhd too kot poster?That used to happen to me too. Caffeine sleep. Now it works correctly and too well.
>>34404803They don't get it. They just expect it.
>>34404787My brain: It's a healthier relationship if we give each other space.My heart: Forget being healthy, let's cling to each other constantly and forever.
>>34404813It was a leading question he pulled his cellphone out as he said it. I was supposed to volunteer to be his friend and give him my number in his ideal scenario. Partially reformed people pleasers need to take their small victories just let me have this.
>>34404812Okay, how do you know it will be a massive fuck up if I try?
>>34404818Okay...
I don't get it. Why men. What is it about men that makes women want one so much. Why not just date a woman.
>>34404827It's in their nature - It's the same with men - you want a woman, even though they can be incomprehensible, emotionally unstable and irritating a lot of the times.It would be easier to be a faggot and fuck some other faggots hairy shitter, but you won't be content with it, because that's mentally ill behavior and unnatural and it doesn't matter that it's easier for a man to communicate with another man - it's not going to be the same as with a woman.So women want men to have sex with them and love them, even tho men aren't good at showing affection a lot of the times.Only molested and broken women get into lesbianism and then switch back to men, when they find someone.
>>34404827Big and strong? Well not in currentyear but yknow.
Femanons, can you do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQda3p3o_OY
>>34404811Baby, I told you to stop posting here!
>>34404784Nice cock I mean nice squat I mean are you going to sit on me
any movies or series about attractive young rich kids partying, having sex and getting fucked up?
>>34404815I think most of them get it that’s why they expect it
>>34404837No, has to be on a table. They're droopy boobs.
>>34404559plapback
>>34404806I guess
>>34404846If you were wearing a corset like that woman, though?
>>34404842Wedding crashers.
>>34404842Pretty sure this was a whole genre in the early 2000s
>>34404840What would a man achieve by sitting on a woman?
>>34404827Because while I do find women sexually attractive I've never felt romantic attraction towards another woman the way I feel it towards some men. Some people you just want to fuck and that's cool and all but when I imagine buying a house with someone it's always a man.
>>34404837yeah no, not really
>>34404850Then probably, because they'd be propped up?
>>34404854Pleasure
>>34404850NtaEven if I was wearing a corset they wouldn't come up high enough for me to do that and they'd only extend just past the tip of my nose probably.
Well if you can't put your face in your own boobs, when was the last time you put your face in someone else's boobs?
>>34404772that's the spirit!
>>34404849Love the enthusiasm
The Faceboob chick did a follow up post were she looks even hotter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twvBwktBdmE
>>34404864Probably like 5 years ago.
>>34404864yesterday
>>34404868holy shit theyre fucking huge
Sleeping 4 hours tonight. Hopefully a cardiac arrest takes me early.
>>34404868>shouting out G4holy shit what a blast from the past
>>34404864>when was the last time you put your face in someone else's boobs?This morning>>34404869>Probably like 5 years ago.I would actually die
>>34404869dont you have a child
>>34404875I feel very dark. I'm fading away without any tiddy to snuggle.
>>34404867Sorry
got cucked by a dude w a 4 inch peen. unreal turn of events, how was ur week /atoga/
>>34404817Correct answer. I feel it too.Back to sleep.
Good gives his hardest battles to his most retarded bitches
Why did nobody send me a dm that new was made? Always find out my self.
>>34404876I snuggle my own tiddies. I want them to keep growing until they're rediculous. That is why I'm keeping up this cow diet. Pill form and $9 a quart grassfed pure white milk.
>>34404879And dare I say ungrateful
>>34404881Good night and sweet dreams.We'll try again tomorrow.
did i already told you guys the story about the worst night of my life in aruba in 2019?
I’m like a 9/10 male but I’m scared to be vulnerable with another person so I stay single
>>34404886Mean
>>34404892Prove it
Is it weird that my relationship started by saying I love you?
>>34404895We can have our own little place together even if it's not great and the best you can give me is an "I guess"
>>34404883dyslexia moment>>34404889maybe, maybe not. i probably wasn't there, i'd like to hear it!
I wish I knew someone I liked.
>>34404889Yes you spammed it post by post like a retard
I was gonna put in my two weeks notice today, but now I’m nervous. What do?
>>34404904Now you put in your two weeks notice
À toi
how do I convince YOU (yes, you) to exercise? I don't want you to be a fat fuckbut genuinely, why did you start to get fit? if you aren't fit, why not?
>>34404907I'm a skinny fuck>why not?It's too hard and not worth it
>>34404907Too lazy. At least I am just underweight so people don't judge me. You can't convince me to exercise.
>>34404901Same, I’ve never been in love.
she’s empty and so beautiful
>>34404907I hate exercise and like beer.
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend called you his wife/wifey
>>34404903shall i tell it again for the not knowers?
>>34404907I already treadmilled for 30 minutes today. Leave me alone, I've earned my vegetation time.
>>34404915I can't answer this because I am not a Woman.
>>34404907I feel like shit and can't sleep if I don't exercise every day and it's more fun lifting heavy stuff and getting stronger than doing only cardio
>>34404916If you have to make it one post
>>34404907Exercise how? I'm strength training and gaining like crazy.
Yes Sir, I can spam. I can spam all night long!
>>34404907>how do I convince YOU (yes, you) to exercise? I workout 5-6 times a week, not mentioning a high NEAT and sex.>but genuinely, why did you start to get fit?I was tired of being a scrawny, unhealthy fuck and wanted to join the Army to get way from home but weighed too little.
i think my ex is my soulmate.
>>34404926Fuck, I know what that's like. Stay strong.
Whiskey river take my mind.Don't let her memory torture me.
Should I learn Blender so I can make porn?
>>34404928it's okay, i know she'll come back. i trust her.
>>34404929Quit whining about your ex QT
>admits to still thinking about her exThis is a nuclear red flag, right?
>>34404934Yes
>>34404907I need someone to convince me to EAT not to exercise
>>34404933don't you have another diagnosis to collect, queer?>>34404934maybe, if you have a child's understanding of the mind
>>34404889Natalee Holloway
it was june 2019and i was living in aruba for a month with my mother working on this house my stepfather invested inwhile we were living there i was learning how to drive with this rented car that we had, i had to be really careful because i wasnt in a place i really knew and we had to take care of the carMy mother kept nagging me to be careful and slow it down wich annoyed me immensely
Really makes you think.
>>34404937What if she said she imagines thinking her ex still wants her? Would that be a nuclear red flag?
Hoe do I stop uncontrollably shaking my legs and letting out moans when she makes me ejaculate?
>>34404907I lack consistency and have an extremely poor diet. I am skinny, almost underweight, but I have almost 0 muscle. I have this brain worm that makes me feel bad most of the time and only feels happy when I get to eat something tasty. Also consistency issue. I want to have abs, but have never been even close.
to the big boob femanonsyou are valued and important
>>34404942i think a more productive question is: does it bother you if she does say that? and if so, why?
If you miss the train I'm onYou will know that I am gone
to the fat and balding menyou look like ice cream left out in the sun too long.
To meYou are superior to anyone anywhere anytime.
>>34404940and one night as we were driving through oranjestad my mother annoying me about the car so she started yelling at mei yelled back until i stopped the car in the middle of the busy street and got out to the backseat and my mother took the wheel of the caron our way home i started going crazy and punched my self in the face hard multiple timeswhen we got home i had bruises all over my head and face
>>34404899Idk who you are
>>34404951Classic (You) haha
>>34404932Why would she
>>34404945No I'm not.
>>34404954The man of your dreams
My skin is getting bad again, like how it got right before the peak, I’m so tired of this I thought it was getting better
>>34404929Since she left me, the whiskey takes me to the rodeo groundsWhere the cowboys think I'm handy, I'm Bandy the rodeo clown
One of the many reasons why I want to pour acid on my face.
>>34404907I'm naturally fitBeing fat just means your insulin sensitivity is fucked up, which is simple enough to fix, high intensity cardio or water fasting will get it done quick like
>>34404959truebig boob femanons other than BV***
>>34404778>Makes you thinkAnal doesn't count
>>34404951i decided to go for a walk to calm myself down, so in the middle of the lonely quiet night i sat at the beach near the house all bruised up smoking cigarrettesi ended being there for two and a half hours looking at the ocean with no one around me
*tips my hat to you*
>>34404957why else? cuz we love each other. she saw the ugliest parts of me, and i saw the ugliest parts of her, and instead of driving us away, it made us want to get better cuz the other is worth it!
>>34404959For once you're right about something
I don’t want to get married and grow old together. Imagine being 70 and you have to look at another 70 year old and think “yep that’s a hot piece of ass” get outta here
>>34404970So why are you broken up
>>34404961another doomer episode, mp?
>>34404946It bothers me because I'm interested in her, and even though I've got no doubt I'm better than whoever this ex is, I don't want to get blindsided a few months into dating by her ex coming back and taking her away for another fling because she fooled herself into thinking it's not over. It's one thing to feel bad about getting dumped, it's another to get dumped by a guy you apparently didn't even date for long and then imagine he feels bad about it and wants you back, especially while you're dating other guys. I'd be fine casually dating someone like that, but I wouldn't commit to anything while she still feels that way.
>>34404974No
>>34404827Please stop asking different versions of this question
>>34404907I literally just did some pushups, I just started doing a bit of exercise after a year of nit doing anything. I you could give me money to retire and so I can focus on working out, that be nice.
>>34404972>imagines his wife being 70>doesn't actually imagine himself being 70?
>>34404973some problems can't be solved together. getting better for each other necessitated splitting and distance. this is what love demands of you, sometimes, to close your eyes, tip backwards, and trust that you'll be got.
>>34404972There's nothing I want more than to die at a ripe old age with the person I love lying next to me, holding my hand as I slowly slip away.
>>34404968as i got back home the police were there and they said they were looking me, my mom was there cryingi told them that i was fine and there was nothing to be worried aboutthey begged to please stay at home, asked some questions and eventually leftat home, i hitted myself a few times in my room
>>34404975okay, next question: how the hell do you expect to have any kind of meaningful relationship if you don't feel confident you can trust her word?
>>34404907I hate sweating and don't have any particular reason to do so.
>>34404983That rarely happens though, usually one partners dies first and the other lives on for years.
>>34404874>G4I was down bad for all the women on there when I was a kid.
>>34404982What was the problem
>>34404983Haley only loves Joker
>>34404972So you're going to look in the mirror as a 70 year old and not blow your brains out?
>>34404992Haley’s comet
>>34404993I’m going to do it at 30.
>>34404984ten minutes later my stepfather called on facetime yelling at me saying he was gonna kill meits the worst night of my life and will forever haunt me to the death
So no one was going to tell me that peanut butter is bad for skin All the foods I need to gain weight cause break outs. Fuck this gay earth
>>34404994I know what that is haha
>>34404998Skill issue. I have eaten probably close to a hundred lbs of peanut butter and never had acne. Take care of your skin, regardless of what you eat.
They just got watermelons. But it is Sunday tomorrow and then Monday is this retarded christian holiday. I will hang in there.
>>34404998>peanut butter is bad for skinWho says Are you eating regular peanut butter or natural pb
>>34404985You're correct, I'm just not sure if I should talk this over or just completely move on. This shit came as a huge surprise to me and I'm still not really sure what I think about it, which is why I came to /atoga/ so someone else could tell me what I think about it.
>>34404981>>34404993With my genetics, I’ll still look hot as an old man so I’m not worried
>>34404990we all have monsters in our closet, miseryposter. we tell ourselves they aren't real, that we aren't afraid of them, pretend they aren't there, even convince ourselves of it. so they sit there, biding their time, waiting for the opportunity so that, someday, when you let guard down, they can grab you, and take you away :\
hope you guys enjoyed my story
>>34405003Peanuts cause inflammation I get the natural shit
I suspect I might be perfect. This makes me infuriated with my lesser counterparts. However due to my superiority over everyone else my empathy is also highly developed so I can forgive them for their stupidity.
>>34405005one more question. do you want to date someone who does feel this way, but doesn't feel comfortable sharing it? is that the kind of dynamic you aspire towards?
>>34405009It was alright.
>>34405009I didn’t like that you hit yourself
>>34405009i don't know why i'd enjoy a story of someone's traumatic past. do you feel better having shared it?
If it's a Friday or Saturday night and you post a picture that someone took for you wherw there's not the usual happy expressions and then another post inside a restaurant. Does that mean you're with friends or with a guy. How can you tell?
>>34405007Ok
>>34405018What
To big boobed femanon. Would you be my gf?
>>34405018I don't know.
>>34404936exercise could help you though. you spend energy, then your body gets hungry and makes you eat more. it's a feedback loop, because if you try to exercise without eating you don't push as hard >>34404998why not skimmed milk
>>34405006>I’ll still look hot as an old manFamous last words of all old moids.
>>34405024We are all silver foxes here. We look better with time.
>>34405021You're not >him.
>>34405021dependsare you hot and hung
>>34405029I would kidnap you and bring you to my laboratory snd genetically engineer you so you would have wings. This way you would stop posting here for a while and be happy.
>>34405027Fibber
>>34405019more to the point, we're both wrestling our respective monsters. the closets aren't big enough for us both, and they are two separate closets. it's an issue of geometry.
>>34405031>genetically engineer you so you would have wings.If you crispr me to have wings I would be unstoppable.
>>34405030i am a good listener and a grower. close enough?
>>34405034I doubt they'd be able to lift you up
>>34405014Normally no, but I can forgive her because she really helped me out of a jam a few months ago. So I guess talk it over is the way to go.
>>34405037I'd need 30 foot wings.
>>34405033Ok
Either genderWhat puts a genuine smile on your face?
>>34405020>>34405022I am probably overthinking and analyzing everything. I guess is there a difference when taking pictures when you're with friends vs a guy taking you out.
>>34405017i wish i could erase it from my memory
>>34405044my gf ^^ love her so much
>>34405045I don't know.
>>34405045I have no idea what you were trying to ask.
Mmmm I love my bed. My bed back home is waaaaay better but any bed is fine as long as it is king sized or even queen sized.
Men should give me sex on demand
>>34405035>uggo with a mediocre dickno
>>34405050u fatass
>>34405052Gay
>>34405052hey
Men, why do you do this
>>34405059To game at Grandma's funeral
>>34405050Are you on vacation?
>>34405062No just moved
>>34405046you need to integrate it, not escape it. traumas are a part of who we are, and that's not good nor is it bad, meaningful or meaningless, it's just something to negotiate, like a fallen tree that blocks your path. chances are probably pretty high that you have good and meaningful qualities, and that comes from the same you that is traumatized.
>>34405044Mocking fat people on twitter.
>>34405063I hope it went smoothly!
>>34405044>What puts a genuine smile on your face?Seeing people happily in love. And seeing babies/kids being cute.
>>34405053y-you're right, s-sorry >_<
Femanons, how do you feel about a 23 yo man (me) who doesn't drink or smoke? I tried drinking before but it's not for me, wine is probably the hardest I'll go.
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman
>>34405059it's for the memes. it's all for the memes. look at everything man has ever done- it's clearly all for the memes (not women)
>>34405068Aw. That's wholesome.
>>34405067All is great.
>>34405041but the good thing is, and jot this one down, there is no tunnel you can go through that does not have a light at the end. i've seen that light, and i like what it is showing me!
Women can you stop crushing on me in public just because I'm tall and good looking with a mysterious background? I'm not interested.
>>34405078Nag but I'd strap you down and put so many objects up your butt
What gets you fuming? Loud children and babies and adults and humans get me red in the face. The quiet ones as well. Hate humans. I hate automobiles and light and noise pollution.
>>34405078How tall and good looking?
>>34405078I'm watching all motorcycle moids because they could be crazy or dead in like 5 minutes. They are not attractive.
>>34405082People who just suddenly stop and stand still in the middle of a high traffic area for no apparent reason, like in a doorway, the middle of the sidewalk or right in front of the entrance/exit to a bathroom
>>34405082Being talked down to by somebody who has no right to talk down to me. Being called culturally ignorant by somebody who can't find the country being discussed on a map, being called bad with money by somebody who wastes thousands on gacha games and needs to ask for money every other month.
Good night.
>>34405092Sleep well, anon!
>>34405082>What gets you fuming?Rude people. I can go from cloud nine to wishing death on someone's entire family in a second because they're walking down the middle of the aisle at the store.
watching Enter The Void (2009) right now
Religion in the big 26 is fascinating to me
>>34405096thats a good one!! underrated, and i'm not a movie guy. oh, i thought you were talking about the void (2016), nvm.
Watching The Gospel According to St. Matthew (Pier Paolo Pasolini, 1964) right now.Love Italian food, love Italian cinema. Simple as.
>>34405071Good. I don’t drink or smoke
im interested in going on retreat out of town and doing ayahuasca
>>34405069cringe
>>34405049How do you act when you are with your friends vs when with a guy. Picture taking for social media, mood, things like that. And as a girl can you tell the difference.
>>34405023>exercise could help you thoughExcept the reason I don't eat isn't because I'm not hungry it's more of a sensory issue. I have to have eaten well enough before the exercise to even go without feeling like I'm dying and while I'm motivated to eat when I'm done that doesn't mean I'll do it. If I go exercise without eating first I'll eat 200 calories of crap just enough to not start sweating and then stop. Food is gross.
>>34405044FMy cats
>>34405083pro basketball and movie star levels
>>34405109NtaStop overthinking it and stalking her you're asking an unanswerable question
>>34405108have mercy, it's already over for me. how can women be so cruel T_T
>>34405106Interesting. Why don't you drink or smoke? Same reason as me?
>>34405107My issue is that the shamans try to influence and “help” you while you are tripping. Just like doctors, I’m sure some are much better than others, but how would you know that before you go all the way out there to do intense hallucinogenic drugs
My retarded neighbor texted me asking her to let her in after she locked herself out for the 11th fucking time (yes I counted). I just ignored her because I was about to take a nap
>>34405082People who toss trash on the ground, people who act like they're the only person in a space or trying to get somewhere like people who stop dead to look at their phone in doorways or refuse to zipper correctly on the highway, loud people don't bother me as long as what they're doing is appropriate for where they are put people who play music on a speaker on a hiking trail or at the beach deserve to be shot.
>>34405115Hope not, my parents did a lot of both. I do small edibles, but nothing more
>>34405121>people who play music on a speaker on a hiking trail or at the beach deserve to be shot.this one is what gets me. buy some fucking earbuds or something. and it's always black people doing that shit tooi know you can't be that po' mf, get airpods you tar baby
I plan to stop drinking for good after I turn 30 and people are judging of me for it. Why?
>>34405107>>34405118Some will also try to rape you. A friend of my wife had that happen to her and it fucked her up severely.
>>34405126Idk why would anyone care
What's it like being a 30+ virgin?
>>34405128I don't either. It's my choice and it doesn't affect them
>>34405125Don't make it racist it's white teenagers with their phones here. There basically are no black people in my hometown there was occasionally ONE black kid in my graduating class but they always moved away.
>>34405129POWERUNLIMITEDPOWERRRRRRRRR
>>34405126>>344051301. Why are you telling them since it doesn't affect them?2. Why don't you stop drinking immediately?
>>34405082Rude and also trashy people who litter. I also despise anyone who makes politics their entire identity and/or try to politicize events. Saw this recently at a festival. Someone had a political totem and it’s just trashy. I think buying into any sort of politics is indicative of a mental illness or fundamental insecurity which makes them dangerous.
>>34405132they are the ones making it racist here by doing that shit anon, they put speakers or radios on their bicycles and blast their music for blocks, and they are ALWAYS black with a dorag and embarrassingly tiny pants
>>344051341. It came up naturally in a conversation2. I don't drink very often to begin with and I turn 30 next month. I expect that to be my final hoorah before I quit for good
>>34405126They're sensing that you're seeking praise and are appropriately punishing you for your attention seeking behaviorStop telling people and just do it
>>34405123Yeah. Edibles is fine every once a while. I take some gummies when I feel like it+want to relax after work.
>>34405137Why did you bother responding to me if you want to shitpost just do it
>>34405118did you do it?how was your experience?
GenderDo you smoke or drink or use recreational drugs?
>>34405044M>cats>my mom's dog>getting food with my younger brother late at night>watching sunrises and sunsets with no distractions>merging onto an empty highway early in the morning>spending time with a friend I haven't seen in forever and picking things back up like it was nothing>waking up to a light coating of snow on the ground
>>34405143i'm not shitposting asshole, i'm being entirely serious, this is an entire class of people, whats your excuse?
>>34405129It sucks. Dating is a shitshow still. I’ve fooled around plenty just never gone all the way. I have ideas of who I’m looking for, but I’m not sure if they exist.
>>34405146FWeed edibles
>>34405146F. I drink at home occasionally.
>>34405146FYeah
>>34405146MNo, but I've always wanted to try LSD
>>34405146msometimes i'll do edibles or psychedelics or nicotine pouches
>>34405146I'm drinking right now.
>>34405146MNone. Sober as ever.
>>34405146no and I unironically mog most people I come across
>>34405146MNopeVery rarely, maybe one shot on Christmas Eve but never any other timeNope
>>34405146MI drank the last two nights. I would drink again but I don't want to risk alcoholism.
>>34405146M. I drink about once a month at techno events. Usually it’s a lot. I smoke only socially but I do use nicotine pouches. The rest? Theoretically swim enjoyed other things, but I hear they stopped due due to getting into certain government work.
have you ever done ayahuasca?how was your experience?
>ayahuasca
>>34405146M, no smoking, social drinking, maybe a drink once every month or two, more when traveling
Wow, Femanon, your monthly car payment is HUGE!
>>34405113Ok I'll stop. Can't believe I entered stalker territory this sucks
>>34405162It really is a never ending trip huh
>>34405164don't worry her boyfriend pays for it
>>34405162lnfao this is my favorite tiktok, she's such a schizo
>>34405119Does she live with you
>>34405171no. we're in the same condo tho
>>34405098Aliens
>>34405175Do aliens go to church?
>>34405092Sleep tight
>>34405176He goes to church.
>>34405176Probably, some. Define church.
>>34405146MZyns
>>34405114MFuck off, boob autist
>>34405173Like the same building but different units
>>34405178The alien?>>34405179A room with other humans or aliens, to do religion.
>>34405187I didn’t read your post so just assumed >him but yeah I’m sure they do.
im gonna tell yall how i ended up in a drug lords hacienda in mexico in 2013 tomorrow
>>34405176Nordic aliens are said to have a strong sense of spiritually. But there's no information as to what extent, if any, it is Institutionalized.
>>34405178I want to know who goes to church too now.>>34405187Oh, probably. Define religion.
All, if you were using your dead end job to go on a cool vacation later in like July but were going to immediately start applying for new jobs when you got back which may entail moving, would you even consider dating?
>>34405191Oh, you didn't > ?But I'm talking about aliens not >him.
>>34405193My favorite drop. I'd always steal the golden car and drive into the hills.
They've made the captcha EASIER.
>>34405196If it happens, but don't be proactive, I think.
>>34405129Doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
>>34405195I used to, but stopped going because some really not cool stuff happened and I’d rather not risk that again. I still believe, but don’t think I’ll ever willingly go back to a church. Even if I did now, I’d probably spontaneously combust.
>>34405195:O:TUm. To do mind projection.
>>34405196I regret missing out on a good opportunity because I didn’t date in a similar situation.
>>34405112Are you the 6'5 or 6'7 anon?
>>34405205Oh. Well, hope you feel better about that. I don't really trust any current institutions either that I can think of.
>>34405197I did read, but I was trying to make a “him” joke but then aliens happened. It’s been a long day, my bad.>>34405202How so? As in just don’t seek? I’ve kind of locked myself into this boat anchor of a trio. Not that I regret it, but I’m kind of stuck in the meantime.
>>34405162This girl passes for Zulu in SA?
>>34405206I like your T emoji
>>34405210Yeah. Don't seek.
>>34405207I’m concerned about that. Honestly haven’t actively dated for about 2 years now. I tend to put it off, but like I’m already going to be 32 this year.>>34405209I don’t think I will, but I’ve come to terms with it. Def hard to trust most institutions these days. Not so much the concept, but the execution/people.
I support gender equality because one of the things that could have happen if women get equal wages, more of them are in a position of power etc, maybe they'll be more willing to pay men for sex(or love) and I wouldn't have to clock in at my minimum wage job ever again
>>34405214Um ok
I hope (she) is having the worst time of her life right now
>>34405228Did she cheat?
I live in fear of coming across the wrong evil woman at the wrong time
>>34405221I support putting more women in positions of power because it's hot af.>wage gaphttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLzTpj7DZUA
Either gender: am I a whiny bitch for hating that stupid or shitty people have found love or have had lots of sex while I haven't?
Since we stopped crucifying nothing has been going right.
Men, remember the rules of sexual harassment
>>34405238I avoid women because I failed step 3
>>34405236Yes. If you truly wanted those things you’d have worked towards getting them, but instead you are content with distracting yourself and complaining along the way. Not to judge as it’s easier to fall into the “grass is greener” trap.
>>34405237petition to crucify anon immediately
>>34405243Second. May God have mercy on their soul.
>>34405236MProbably.There are better people than you who suffer through much worse.
>>34405241You are fucking retarded. Relationships are something that should happen naturally. If you have to "work hard" by reading some PUA books or go on some decade long self-improvement grind, you already lost.
>>34405246NTA. Why'd you ask?
>>34405243>>34405244Third.Death to anon.
If she plays with her hair when we're talking does that mean she likes me
Do you guys drink alcohol?I never drank it. Maybe once at church when I was little.Anyway, I enjoy cracking a can of cold coke/pepsi zero. I see beer advertised the same way but every one of my normie friends tell me soda tastes way better than beer. So why do normies pay more money to drink harmful beer?>It makes you socialI've been to clubs/bars. I am ironically the least socially inhibited person at them. When people get drunk they think they are feeling loose and free, but in reality they are just a mess.
>>34405250It often does
>>34405251>Do you guys drink alcoholYe
>>34405248I wasn't that original anon. It's just extremely stupid to say that you need to "work on getting relationships". You'll get burned out quickly by forcing something that should happen naturally.
>>34405246You’re missing the point. You still have to be open to making a connection. You still have to go out and meet people. That’s the work. If you don’t do that, you don’t make connections.
>>34405250yes. it is a sign of nervousness, she is engaging in small behaviors to diffuse the nervous energy. if her body language is open, then she probably has feelings for you
>>34405244>>34405249it's all coming together
>>34405251I drink whisky. I like the way it tastes, but I avoid getting drunk.
Ihthssm
>>34405251I'm planning for a mimosa later today because I wore a shoe that was hitting an area where I am now missing a bone, for the entire day, yesterday. That and my muscles are crackly again.
>>34405245>There are better people than you who suffer through much worse.It's almost like life sucks and is bullshit or something.
>>34405250I do that when I'm bored and have to keep myself from being rude to get out of the situation, fidgeting with my hair gives me a tiny bit of distraction to endure the torment for a couple more minutes
>>34405250Does she approach you herself to ask questions or does she physically touch you?
>>34405230no, wouldn't be surprised if she did though
>>34405261I hate the hoe so so much?
>>34405269I hate the homo sapiens so much
>>34405272understandable, have a nice day
>>34405262>pre-plans a drink at 1amNta, but this is some advanced planning. I hope it helps the foot feel better.
>>34405266She doesn't approach me she seems shy but she does ask me questions when we talk and she leans in and faces me
>>34405262Bitch why you got no bone in you feet
>>34405277It got ground into a powder because of obesity.
>>34405276>she seems shyYeah, don't bother with her. Save yourself the time and energy.
>>34405236YesCaring that people you don't like have things you don't think they deserve is literally pointless. You're not changing anything by feeling that way you're just annoying the people who still want to be around you.
>>34405220Well, the institutions put those people in charge. There are all kinds of people.
>>34405251Being a mess but not too messy is fun.Nobody drinks for the taste.So many people who think coffee tastes like shit still drink it because they want the effects of the caffeine. It's no different.
>>34405279Really
>>34405277Because I ate it. Like a ham hock. Her entire foot was in my mouth and so I decided to steel the bone.
>>34405277Because of a black moid.
>>34405285Why are you black?
I wonder what >v(video games)is doing right now
>>34405282True but they willingly participate in those institutions and so are guilty of passively supporting them.
>>34405288Speaking of: it's almost the anniversary of gamergate
>>34405287Why do you think so?
>>34405286What? He stole your bone?
>>34405293>>34405286This and your low IQ as well as your lack of dignity when it comes to fat blonde white women.
>>34405294No, he chimped out so I had to chase him off.
>>34405284I mean, just in a general sense. Don't bother with girls with whom you have to wonder if they like you. Shy bitches are the worst for this because you could spend weeks or even months trying to get her to open up and then you find out she has a bf or just doesn't like you. Not worth it imo, but you can do what you want.
>>34405294>>34405286I thought this said “black mold” and I was honestly confused.
>>34405296How did that result in you losing a bone in your foot?
>>34405300She made it up
Cyberyamu got out of the psyche ward and is immediately posting 15 minute long videos of insane rambling. Not a good sign.
>>34405295I had to run for my life bruh. Though desu if we ever did go out, that shit would be cash but I’d also be afraid for my safety
>>34405300Bones are only meant to endure a certain amount of wear and tear, if you pound too much weight on them repeatedly, they will be ground into bone meal.
>>34405300It broke and then my body ate it because I was calcium deficient from breastfeeding.
>>34405303stick your embarassing yt-crush e-drama up your urethra
>>34405306How much for a bottle?
>>34405263https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J3oGEPzFhh8
>>34405305So BlueValk is slowly nuggifying herself? Her legs will get ground down shorter and shorter until she reaches full nugget status.
>>34405296Was he the schizo?
>>34405303Don't fucking care
>>34405309It's not for trade of gold or silver.
>>34405316Yes
>>34405306>broke her foot chasing her baby daddyLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
male anons did you hear? the awesome basketball team has made it to the finals
>>34405317No. I could never find one of those attractive enough to date.
>>34405322I don't watch basketball.
Have any of you had your appendix removed?I've had some discomfort in what I gather is that area of my belly for a little while now. I don't think it's anything serious but it's a little strange and I'm not sure if I should be worried about it.
>>34405319Good as I have neither.
>>34405303Uhhhh based?
>>34405322>Well, there's no rule that says a kitten CAN'T play basketball...
>>34405322Are you the disgusting stomach girl?
>>34405322I was looking at adoptable cats at the pet store today. Man cats are adorable. One hopped up onto a high shelf in his/her room.
>>34405331What's a stomach girl
I feel disgusted to say this but I wanked to my sister last night
>>34405327It will still cost at least an arm and a leg.
I dont like that anon
>>34405334She has loose skin and stretch marks on her stomach because she used to be a fatty.
>>34405336Nobody cares, except if you are ever honest with your sister and closest relatives.
>>34405340SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOO
>>34405338Deal. I’ll bring a bottle of Riesling and a bone saw.
>>34405336Is she a cannibal goth?
I need a gf who is coded to do cute stuff like avatarfag as a person who posts kittens on 4chan.
Why are Thai women so attractive? Not the trashy whores btw, the everyday girls you see in upper middle class areas of Bangkok
>>34405348Shut up Aussie sexpat
>>34405326I made Korrasami's appendix explode with a hex I bought off Etsy
>>34405348Because the best ones come with a surprise.
>>34405348They're pretty thicc by Asian girl standards
>>34405345No, she looks like a nerdy watered down version of Audrey Tautou. >>34405342I know, but it's killing me inside.
>>34405348They still love men and have a caring feminine nature, simple as that.
>>34405340kek
>>34405354I mean it happens. Is it normal? No. Just move on and maybe reflect on why…? Your sibling dynamic is probably as fucked up as mine.
>>34405322The last march madness news I heard was UConn coming back from a huge lead. I don't watch college sports.
>>34405352I've been to Thailand twice and irl, it's super easy to tell who is a LB or not. Even the ones that pass have that masculine vibe around them.
>>34405354If it really didn't please you you probably wouldn't be inclined to do it again. But you're a man, so eh.
>>34405340*forehead kiss*you're ok
>>34405359My sister and I have discussed going there to watch a ping pong match and then paying a bunch of LB to have a pillow fight.
>>34405359And did you personally pull down the pants and check medical history of each girl you saw that you thought "thats not a tranny"?
>>34405344:T
i want a boyfriend so we can do picrel together
>>34405373I don’t know if I want a boyfriend or girlfriend for picrel.
I swear Thailand is cheatcode. Swarms of Indians aside, everything there is nice, cheap, accessible and convenient. From food to transport to high class hookers, everything is so affordable. With my monthly wage, I can live like a king for 5 months in Chiang Mai and BKK. How the fuck is that possible? Went to Nigeria last year and everything costs a fucking fortune despite that dump being a total shithole.
>>34405373Which kitty are you?
>>34405373>>34405378Please don't sexualize the kittens.
>>34405346meoww
Girlypops Why shouldn't you be affectionately chomped?
>>34405355I like their little penises, too
Why are women so fucking emotional?
>>34405386Because they aren't receiving sufficient affectionate chomps
Girls, what do you think about the Elden Ring delete cutscene where Miquella planted the Haligtree?
>>34405354>No, she looks like a nerdy watered down version of Audrey TautouDamn bro. If you're going to be a degenerate, at least do it properly.
I wish Makima was real. All women should look like Makima.
>>34405375Bi girlie?
>>34405392Men are drawn to the color red
What would you do if you won a first class Air India ticket to India?
Did you know that drinking even large quantities of mercury doesn't carry a high level of toxicity? The only real danger in it is if you have small internal wounds in your GI tract that would allow it to get into your blood stream. Otherwise it basically just passes through you harmlessly.
>>34405397Ask my buddies about their families in Delhi and Kerala
>>34405392Makima's design is hot. tiny women in high waisted pants and dress shirts, good look.But I wish Power was real. especially post-darkness power. I want a degenerate girlfailure who loves me.
>>34405398Thank you Dowager Cixi
>>34405394Nope
I have no clue as to why anyone would want a harem. Having 100 women all vying for your attention and synchronizing their periods sounds like a massive issue. In my mind the goal of marriage is to find a well built woman that doesn’t drive you insane and putting babies in her.
>>34405404Orgy time!
>>34405401Power doesn't wipe.
>>34405373Hey
>>34405392>I wish Makima was realSame.
>>34405382I cant think of any compelling reasons
>>34405412She would be better if she wasn't so overtly evil and seemed more justified in what she was trying to do.
Gender, and what is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Kiss women's bootycheeks
>>34405420F, that pingu episode with the walrus
Slapping out the rhythm on girlypop buttcheekshttps://youtu.be/JM1vSfrQQgQ?si=3tKnGaMWa4LvHI3q
>>34405424Have you seen thingu?
>>34405413Plap
>>34405427no, and I don't want to, sounds traumatizing
>>34405430fuck off and kys pedo
>>34405431It's great. Give it a shot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoONl2P8fw
>>34405430I feel like whenever people talk about this kind of stuff it’s because they’re a 40 year old that wants to marry 14 year old.
Do people actually like wine? Red wine is nasty.
>>34405439people either drink because they want to have sex with someone but want an excuse of saying they were drunk to not have accountability, or because they're sad.
>>34405420It’s not movies that scare me, it’s those paranormal video essays that get me looking over my shoulder at night.
>>34405442I miss depression drinking, but I haven’t drank in over a year.
>>34405439Try German and Oregon whites
>move in with practice gf because I don't want to pay rent>???>she bought us a puppy without telling meFUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE IT'S 8 AM AND I HAVE TO STAY AWAKE TO WATCH OVER IT
>>34405439thats like saying spices are disgusting, obviously it depends on what spices, the quality of the spices, the amount, the context and what you pair it with
>>34405443Like what?I know some of those are good, but they're very hit or miss.
>>34405443Paraphrase the spookiest most convincing essay you have seen
>>34405449>practice gfDo people actually do this?
>>34405449That's part of the practice.
>tfw no practice gf
>>34405456no, thats just his go to bait and people fall for it each time
Girls, what's better, a guy who has been single for a long time, or a guy who has had practice girlfriends for a similar length of time?
>>34405453That Bob Gymlin guy is good. I can’t pull up more right now because I’m away from my computer and doing stuff on a phone is like 10 times more difficult than on a computer.
>>34405458I'm freaking the fuck out right now I think she might want kids
>>34404907I didn't like looking like a boy and feeling insecure wearing t-shirts.
Women are rough calloused hands a turn on or a turn off?
>>34405469turn off
I sometimes talk like Troy Aikman. I have barisn dmage.
>>34405470So you would rather smooth, soft hands on a man?
>>34405146M, no to all. Never touched any of it aside from an edible one time and trying different alcoholic beverages before declaring I hate all of them.
>>34405477thats the logic there genius, yes
>>34405479Why?
>>34405479Bitch
>>34405469Turn off
>>34405483sorry I ruined your attempt to feel masculine for not using hand lotion
>>34405462You called it practice gf so I’m not interested in your premise, be better.
>>34405236M. Yes.Same boat as you though. I "missed out" on my youth because I was building a future with a woman I genuinely loved. I didn't have any FOMO about it, because none of their experiences or relationships could match mine.Then she left me. I now have 6 lost years and a youth I completely missed out on, hearing about all the great experiences people have had. The only leg up I have on them is that I have a good job.
>>34405485My hands are rough because I work with them and I work hard, something that you probably know nothing about.
>>34405487so I take it you would prefer the single guy?This was a trick question, because every woman would prefer the guy with the practice gfs during that time period. You failed the "be honest" test, as almost all women do.I guess you are sort of only lying by omission though since you tried to answer without giving an actual answer, but that still counts as lying in this instance.Btw, I agree with the answer you gave that you don't believe in. Better single than practice GFs. It's a shame women don't actually believe that answer.
>>34405469Off.Rough hands on the pussy are potentially painful even. And they don't feel very good on any other part of me either.
>>34405389I like it, but we already knew this.
>>34405489I knew you'd use that cringe cope, lolI know many men that work manual labor blue collar jobs and they have well cared for hands because gloves exist for jobs that would harm you and lotion exists that makes hands well kept even when working hardkeep telling yourself your lazy behavior is a sign of being a tough alpha male or so, lmao
>>34405487>the answer is neither
>>34405494Gloves make my hands too sweaty though.
>>34405491Breathe, incel
>>34405489Gloves.
>>34405496stop being fatalso>he doesn't know work gloves are made from durable and breathable materials like leather and cotton lololololo
Idk man. When I worked with my hands I just wore gloves.
>>34405496If you put lotion on every night before bed it would make a difference>>34405499NtaBruh I weigh 120 pounds and my hands sweat without gloves some people just got wet hands
>>34405499I’m not fat, I’m 6ft tall and weigh 165 pounds. Also it’s fabric in your hands, it’s going to make them more hot no matter how breathable they are.
THE DAY ENDS VICTORY FOR THE SOUTHWE ARE CONVINCED GOD'S WILL IS PROFOUND WE ARE IN INVINCIBLE AND OUR CAUSE IS JUST
>>34405499Leather is NOT breathable my guy
>>34405503>some people just got wet handsgross people I wouldn't want anything to do with, yes
I’m so hungry but I won’t be able to eat for another hour and a half.
Lotions, unguents, and ointmentsLotions, unguents, and ointmentsOh my!
>>34405508Not beating the bitch allegations.
>>34405507it has a porous fiber structure and is usually paired with other breathable materials in work gloves, "my guy" >it’s going to make them more hot no matter how breathable they areso? is a bit of warm hands too much to handle for mr tough guy?
>>34405497I'm doing fine, don't worry about me.
>>34405512I never tried to
I use lotions regularly
>>34405515I’m alright, don’t nobody worry ‘bout me, why you got to give me a fight? Why can’t you just let it be?
>>34405517we don't need to know what you do to your shrivel penis
>>34405513Nah that shit locks humidity in like nothing else. Too sweaty.
Not beating the shitty negligent mother allegations either lmao
>>34405515Be less triggered
Slept 45 minutes, woke up for 4 hours, then slept another 4 hours. Now I need to get up and go lift.
>>34405519It needs to be moist
>>344055085/100 people have hyperhidrosis. You're interacting with people like us constantly and have no idea. You're my least favorite troll you're just a complete cunt about everything and never offer a counterargument you're no fun.
The Jews took my foreskin.
>>34405522I'm not triggered, I just think it's unfortunate that women can't be better than they are.
>>34405513>warm hands>trying to avoid sweatingSurely you see the problem here
>>34405525>interacting unfortunately thats inevitable but it's very avoidable to have any of you touch me
>>34405526They need to pay for my lotion. We need reparations.
>>34405525I think me and my sister have that, certainly my sister, we’ve always had sweaty hands.
>>34405528surely you see that I don't care about your excuses
>>34405464now you have a practice child
>>34405449post the fucking dog
>>34405534there is no dog, and no gf
Back in the day some people suggested that Saturn's ring was actually Jesus's foreskin.
>>34405535whack...do you... maybe have a dog you could post?
>will you go out with me?>this role requires 5 years of experience why shouldn't i get a practice gf? think of it as an internship.
>>34405537source?
>>34405532Conflating explaining why something won't work for you with excuses is how you end up in something like the Titan submersible. Don't do that. Hubris kills.He needs to put lotion on a few times a day not wear gloves. Having constantly soggy hands isn't a good fix.
Asian women are cute but I would never date a woman that’s lactose intolerant, I can’t be having non Aryan children.
>>34405541Thats incredible, thanks anon. My day is significantly better because of your input.
>>34405541The CUTEST
>>34405542You would date a racist but you draw the line at milk?>>34405536Source?
>>34405540you don't say, I said wear protective gloves when doing work that would damage your hands, I highly doubt anyone does that for 8h with no break, you'd still get your water breaks, lunch breaks, doing something else like refilling the tank of the machines, etc stop whining and acting like a perpetual victim for no reason
I wish I had blue eyes, instead I’m stuck with subhuman hazel eyes.
>>34405541Why they so damn big. Big ol' dog.
>>34405541NtaIs that a visla and a weimaraner?We had a weimaraner. Bastard was way too smart for his own good lol.
>>34405544glad to be of service>>34405545they are the best indeed>>34405550thats what happens when they have been puppers for a while
>>34405543#WhiteGenocideBy2045If you will it, it is no dream.
>>34405549My ex had the deepest brownest eyes you could imagine and they were gorgeous.
>>34405547I mean yes, part of the appeal of Asian women is that they’re all racist.
>>34405543German or Swedish
>>34405551yes, good eyes>Bastard was way too smart for his own good lol.why, what did he do?
>>34405536How exactly did they come to that conclusion?
>>34405555My eyes aren’t deep though, it’s light brown with a hint of green in the middle.
>>34405547>Other philosophers contended that with the Ascension of Jesus, all of his body parts – even those no longer attached – ascended as well. One, Leo Allatius, reportedly went so far as to contend that the foreskin became the rings of Saturn; however, this reference is unverifiable.
>>34405554It's statistical reality tbqhwy. It may come earlier, but that can't be proven cause the census bureau doesn't track familiar background with sufficient accuracy.
>>34405557Close. Norwegian. Sweden is in the same boat, I don't know enough about Germans. They seem less gullible than we are.
"White people" were only invented in the 1700s, it's not a big deal if they go extinct.
>>34405548Washing your hands frequently makes them dry there's not even a guarantee that gloves will fix the problem for every person who has it. Lotion would though. You're the one victimizing people? I'm just telling your solution is stupid.
>>34405560I'll make you kids' eye blue (if foid).
>>34405563I feel like Sweden is the most gullible and then Finland the least in terms of scandis
>>34405566I’m a dude, both my parents have hazel eyes but one of my sisters has blue eyes so there’s a 50/50 chance I have the gene for it.
>>34405563>Close. Norwegian.I hate racist Norwegian people spreading hatred, they're responsible for the biggest mass killing in my country.
>>34405569Sweden gets clowned on the hardest because they were early and they were the loudest. Sweden Yes and all that. But we're not at all different, quietly trailing them in demographics and in crime while being worse off economically. All the oil wealth for naught lol.
>>34405558His vocabulary was crazy supposedly the average dog can learn 200 words but he definitely knew more than that and could understand simple sentences like "mom is upstairs".He always knew when he was doing something he wasn't supposed to. He would plot. He'd wait for everyone to walk away for 5 minutes and then go rip apart something in my mom's office to get to the packet of hot cocoa she left in there. Like he would identify a target but wait for an opportunity instead of going for it with witnesses present because he knew someone would stop him lol. And when you caught him you'd think he had eyebrows he was very expressive.
>>34405563>NorwegianWhat a beautiful nation!
>>34405576oh yeah, they definitely are very smartmy mom is teaching them both to use those buttons to communicate and they actually do and seem to understand which buttons means what and how to use them in correct context
>>34405574Det var da synd.>>34405578>Next to the IKEA in OsloJej that's not even the worst spot.
>>34405579holy cringe
>>34404933>QTThat wasn't me lol, I wasn't posting... (and still shouldn't be...)Happy easter to all you nerds>>34405129I definitely will be in 2 years cause moving back in with my mom and I don't need anyoneHonestly the older I get the less I care about dying a virgin desu. I think I only used to care because of social pressure>>34405126You don't have to tell people unless it comes up. Just stop drinking desu, there are no benefits>>34405059Did he get Zim to replace his internal organs with a Switch
>>34405590*I don't meet anyone
>>34404621By who lol? Idc about that anyway
>>34405593It’s a photo, you’re easy
>>34405543What is the rate?
>>34404907>if you aren't fit, why not?No point/motivation I did exercise yesterday though
What’s your opening word for Wordle? Mine’s maple.
>>34404718>We're all just lonely and broke and uglyWe out hereMight as well just get a job, save what you can and try to enjoy life
CAN YOU SEW THEM SHUT?
>>34404933Srsly though happy easter everyone <3 going to go back to not postin, so please stop randomly namedropping people on completely unrelated posts lol
>>34405599adieu
women, im self diagnosing myself as an avoidant male that is also extremely shyi hate being attractive, i wish i was ugly. Being attractive still gives me hope for a better future that will not come
>>34405549Seriously though having light blue eyes and long lashes is annoying and impractical. Can't see in the sun without sunglasses but then my lashes hit them. I'll trade with you
>>34405604whats your question spammer?
>>34405599It changes>>34405603Minmaxing a game where you guess a 5 letter word will never not be funny
>>34405606this is my first post in 48 hours. i dont have a question, i have a statementend your life nigger :D
>>34405604NAG but if you're avoidant/shy for long enough and live unhealthily you will eventually become ugly uncI hope you can break out of it and meet someone thoughOr just get catsIktf though, when you're decent looking people are even more weirded out when you're inexperienced. Female friends are trying to set me up and push me to go out more and it's like bruh leave me alone
>>34405605I’m a guy I don’t want your long lashes.
>>34405603That’s clever, lots of vowels.
>>34405596Are you asking for a numerical value or what number I'm referring to?
>>34405611Fine >:[
>>34405613My second word is usually "story" uses the rest of the vowels and very common letters R, S, and T. Is don't even know if it's an efficient way to play the game, usually takes me 5 guesses to get the word.
>>34405605My coworker has light blue eyes. I can't stop staring into her beautiful eyes. Should I tell her that she has the world's most beautiful eyes?
>>34405619Yes she'll love it
>>34405619You miss 100% of the shots you don’t make. Go for it bro.
>>34405621>>34405622Nah, I was just joking. I need money and can't get fired for harrassment lul
Do you think it would be better to try and find a gf at an anime convention, or a ren fair?
>>34405624You can get fired for telling a woman she has beautiful eyes?
>>34405624Maybe if you ever quit then lolEye compliments are nice
>>34405624Just tell your other co-worker that they have beautiful eyes(Yourself, in the mirror)
>>34405629ren fairgirls at anime conventions go there to get fucked by hot guys cosplaying as Leon.
I remember when a girl complimented my eyes once
>>34405636a girl told me i had nice cheekbones and i've been riding that high for years now
>>34405582rude
>>34405162The guy she's accusing of sexual assault is Kanwer Singh. Lol.>>34405164>Wow, Femanon, your monthly car payment is HUGE!Thanks, I'm paying insurance on five vehicles.>>34405350>I made Korrasami's appendix explode with a hex I bought off EtsyFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU >>34405389>Girls, what do you think about the Elden Ring delete cutscene where Miquella planted the Haligtree?Who cares about that when we didn't even get Radahn wrecking Miquella's bussy while Malenia pegged him?>>34405398Camel milk doesn't curdle >>34405469>Women are rough calloused hands a turn on or a turn off?Turn on, but like the others said, it can be painful on the poontang. >>34405502Bitch mitts. Get cancer like a man.>>34405629>>34405635Opposite ime. A lot of weeb women are too socially awkward to get laid. Renaissance Faire women are whores. They're one degree of separation from tradwife LARPers, and they're even bigger whores.
>>34405629I have no idea.I wouldn't be looking for guys to be in a relationship with at those places because they might not be local. I don't want to hit it off with a guy only to find out he lives 3 hours away from me.
>>34405162i just KNOW that pussy is unmatched
Did you know that horse hooves are the third metatarsal so if you think about it too hard horses are just walking around flipping everyone off all the time?
>>34405652those assholes
male anons may i plese have a hug?
>>34405630I don't want to find out.>>34405631Yeah lolI'll just keep it friendly flirty with her for now.
>>34405655Hug, a kiss, and then a quickie before bed?
>>34405636Some hijabi girl told me my hair looked better now that I cut it, closest thing to a compliment I've received.
>>34405655dont u have a boyfrend now
M hereWhats a good way to get into my local BDSM community, like take some lessons and workshops and hopefully find some people to practice with, if I have no connections to start with?? I'm a complete beginner and dont know anybody in the community. Most beginner classes I see online that I want to take require everybody to sign up with a partner. I got recommended to a kink discord server for my area where people can chat and organize stuff, but the server requires me to submit a government ID for verification and I'm not doing that. I just wanna know where I can start learning or meet people>>34405655Here's a hug. dont mind the twix bar in my pocket poking you
>>34405667yeah you already have the roadmap planned out, just execute
>>34405668What do you mean, I dont know what I said that made you think I have anything planned outI cant take beginner lessons because I cant meet anybodyI dont know what kinds of places are good for meeting people as a beginner
>>34405669>take some lessons and workshops and hopefully find some people to practice withif you are having issues finding those workshops you are braindead
>>34405671I know where to find the workshops, the problem is the workshops all require having a partner, at least all of the ones I've seen. Theyre all meant for couples who are adding BDSM into their existing relationship. I dont have an existing relationship and I dont know where to find a lesson partner to attend the lessons with.
>>34405673nta but then you have no business trying to use the bdsm community to hook up they say that precisely to filter out people like you
Women, are you pale or tanned?
>>34405672extremely stale pasta
>>34405673>>34405667Those places are demonic. Join a church instead.
>>34405685lol
Should I start a record collection? I'm not sure what I should be spending all my money on
>>34405687go to a fancy city, walk up to someone that you think "damn, I wish I had such style" and ask them if they'd have a moment to help you pick out an outfit they think would look good on you, then buy the pieces you liked
>>34405685Lmao
>>34405688ntasaw a video of some dude doing this to a japanese guy in rockabilly style
>>34405688why exactly?
>>34405678Who said anything about hooking upFor a community that prides itself on being open and welcoming, it sure is hard to approach it as an individual
>>34405691because it could be fun, you might meet some awesome new people, you might get a style upgrade and you have disposable money>>34405690yeah, thats where I had the idea from, it looked awesome
>>34405692open and welcoming to non predators
>>34405687Get some techno records and learn how to DJ
>>34405694what's a city in the US I could do this in?
>>34405697depends on what you think would suit your vibe best, why not try them all? you got money to spend, go on a city trip here's the vid anon meant https://youtube.com/shorts/PyoGGiarBhM
>>34405695So anyone who doesnt have a partner is a predator?
>>34405701if they want to go to bdsm workshops, yes
>>34405701NTAJust take a hint for once in your life.
>>34405701Lonely people are worse than rapists and pedos because they are sexless.
I'm a 6 but I have a 7 inch dick.
>>34405707Least deranged foid take.
>>34405710Every male here has a 4 incher or a 7 incher according to themselves.Every moid here is 5-7/10 according to themselves.Let us start being honest with the world.
>>34405713My dick is 14 to 16cm, depending on the moon phase.
>>34405687You should probably be investing it in index funds.
>>34405711thats a retarded moid you answered to
>>34405721Spiritually foid.
>>34405672Is that tranny looking woman trying to distract the moidjak from hell with pussy?
>>34405710i swear to god if you only said that because of that one meme>>34405713what's difference between between a male and moid.
>>34405679Ashually, it’s Pink, Pale or Tanned.
>>34405655Hug
>>34405722incel that thinks he knows how all women are, which is tranny coded, so you're right, yes
>>34405726No difference, I just use male when I'm insecure.
>>34405686Gotcha, Swiss ;)
Need a Swiss chan GF.
>>34405655
>>34405713We're all 1-3/10 with micro penises
>>34405629If you find an unattached gf at one of those you should probably turn her in to lost-and-found.
>>34405636Im invisible to all women, so naturally, zero compliments.
>>34405734tf is a swiss chan gf, sounds so plappable.
>>34405741A 30+ year old unemployed single mother
>>34405743based
>>34405743Nani?How do u know?
>>34405748I made it up
>>34405129It's whatever. No body wants me, nobody will ever want me, I wank and move on with my day.
>>34405743made up or not, plap.
>>34405044I couldn't help but grinning when I did surprisingly well on the exam I thought I was going to fail. It was short lived though.
>>34405679I'm not tanned yet it's only AprilFrom December until I've got a base tan l look kind of ill
>>34405741She was part of the dyke cabal that ruled /atoga/ with an iron fist for a year.
>>34405761she's lesbian?
>>34405748It's common knowledge now she's admitted it too
>>34405760Snow bunny detected
>>34405763Admitted what? None of these things is a crime.
>>34405720Such as?
>>34405760>l look kind of illSickly pale is the best.
Just found out my crush is going to stay in a guy's hotel room tonight. Should I confess to her before it's too late, or just fuck off?
>>34405770She’s gone, bro…
>>34405770A confession is too desperate. In all likelihood the guy doesn't have a crush on her. So you can try and escalate things more naturally once he's finished (cumming) with her
>>34405770HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeze*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABROIf you didn't immediately start erasing her from your mind the second you found out about that, you're a cuck. Sorry
I hate exercising. Hope someday I can make a foid happy by being hers looking good.
>>34405770Never work harder for a girls pussy than the previous guy did.
>>34405076I don’t
>>34405770abort abort, she intends to get plapped by him tonight
I didn’t get enough sleep last night
>>34405783>I didn’t get enough sleep last nightt. The text anon's crush sends him Monday morning
>>34405713I legit have a 7inch penor (bone pressed) I'm not lying.
>>34405787I'm 6.8, just saying that every rating falls within some cluster depending on the moids mood.
Femanons who lurk.
I got the worst thing it just makes me mad. Even if all my hair had fallen out if could’ve grown back and no one would know in a year. My face skin is going to be scarred forever and that’s all anyone will see
>>34405780>Never work harder for a girls pussy than the previous guy didNo one could ever get a gf or wife if they adhered to that.
>>34405780You have no way of knowing that, though. She will always hook up with the Chad/Tyrone faster than with you because there's a hope of him committing to her if she fucks him fast (in her mind)
Chad, Tyrone, Diego, Mohammed and Hargeet… all wanted by Femanons, Femcels and Trads.
>>34405795Nice try, Poopesh.>>34405791>>34405792If she doesn't throw her pussy at the man she intends to marry with the same intensity she threw it at some man she was not committed to, or worse, a stranger, then she is not marriage material.
>>34405800Again, how would you know that? There are lots of foids tradlarping after being sluts.
>>34405801Even Netanyahu's son has posted that meme
>>34405804Din't know yet.
>>34405770Assuming they don't dateWait a few months and try again
>>34405534I'm not feeling suicidal
>>34405787Post a picture
>>34405779What kind of exercise do you do
>>34405818Strength, focusing on hypertrophy right now, to become a big boy.
This isn’t a tunnel this is a hole
>>34405820How big
>>34405820Have you tried other kinds of exercise to see if there is something you like to do?
>>34405827Big enough that I can look in the mirror and sat "hell yeah". I don't have any other goal.>>34405829What else will make me a big boy?
>>34405830How small are you
I'm diagnosed autistic, NEET, no driver's license and i'm 5'4" manletLadies, how over is it for me?
>>34405832183 cm, 77 kg, above average muscle mass for my codemonkey job.
Anons sunny side up, boiled or scrambled today?
>>34405835Cool
>>34405833It’s never over
>>34405836Starve
Can mold cause psychological problems
>>34405836Fertilized, please.
Morning /atoga/Just a reminder our Savior lives and is wanting nothing more than to enter your heart today
>>34405851Yea
>>34405770Let her go, he already fucked her.
>>34405853Served bent over the kitchen table and sopping wet.
>>34405236>Either gender: am I a whiny bitch for hating that stupid or shitty people have found love or have had lots of sex while I haven't?Yea.
>>34405857What if all my problems are because I grew up in a disgusting mold filled house. I really can’t deal of course I would be the only one affected too
>>34405830>big boyStop this.
>>34405866Probably need a doctor
>>34405869I’ve been to doctors I’m tired of them
Can moid cause psychological problems
Easter lunch with family over, time to lock in for the Sunday.Boys and girls, do your thing!
I’m freaking out I hate this one because it’s too real. I could’ve had a normal life but a stupid fucking old bathroom ruined that
>>34405869>need a doctorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgOcy0jr4wQ
>>34405868Explain
>>34405847Go date him then. He needs to become a billionaire CEO to have any chance in dating in 2026, but being 5'4" means he won't earn a lot of money (even if he did get a job)
And it would explain the asthma and the poor sleep and the skin issues and the complete retardation and memory loss
>>34405713>Let us start being honest with the world.3/10 moid with a 2/10 16.5 cm penis.
>>34405860God I wish. My bf is going to be sleeping through the whole morning with how much we did last night, so no breakfast sex for me.
>>34405871yeah it's part of the fun
>>34405880I am jealous of the life he leads, even if he's just a figment of your imagination.I need an internet detox. All I end up doing is comparing my life to people who have it better.
>>34405883Comparison is the thief of joy. We just got lucky.
Fuck it, question time.State gender.Do you often find yourself jealous of other people for presumably leading better lives than you?Conversely, what do you believe is something in your life others may be most jealous of?M.Yes, very much as of late.That I have 2-3 days a week as WFH, which may soon become a 100% remote job.
What if I got tested for mycotoxins
>>34405888FConstantly Idk. Being employed? Maybe being thin
>>34405888>Do you often find yourself jealous of other people for presumably leading better lives than you?No.
why aren't you guys at church?
>>34405886It's also a driver for discipline.
And even if I moved, how the fuck do I pick somewhere that has no mold this is exhausting
>>34405889Lol
>>34405888>State gender.M>Do you often find yourself jealous of other people for presumably leading better lives than you?No>Conversely, what do you believe is something in your life others may be most jealous of?I don't think anyone in my life would actually be jealous of me but I am a happily married man with a decent job. I'm also decent looking, 6 foot, above average intelligence, above average charisma
>>34405892Church was hours ago
>>34405893Discipline is something that needs to be based on nothing but your personal wants, or else it can crumble from outside forces. What I'm trying to say is keep up the effort and you can be happy, too. I'm in my 30's, so clearly it can take a while to find the right people.
>>34405896Im not joking
>>34405883Bro you’re jealous of JH Do you really want a polyamorous relationship?
>>34405903I am an atogger newfag and I know little of the personalities in this thread.I just saw someone having lots of sex n shit while I'm "working on myself" after the love of my life left me for multiple inadequacies.>>34405900My personal wants are the lives I see others lead, the people others are.
>>34405903Idk why you guys shit on my relationship so hard. How stable and productive does it have to be before we've earned the right to skip the jeering?
>>34405903>Do you really want two women tag teaming you?
I was talking to a girl on Bumble, just as friends. Based on her photos, she’s probably around a 7–8/10 — a normal, attractive college girl. We were having casual conversation, and at one point I asked what her type is. She sent me photos of some male celebrities.I then asked if she would want her future partner to be highly attractive, and she said yes that it’s definitely something on her checklist. I responded that, for a long-term relationship, I personally value character and personality more than looks, though I’d still prefer someone reasonably attractive.She replied that she’s not superficial and just wants the best for her future kids. That part confused me. Was she implying she wants her kids to be good-looking? And if so, doesn’t that kind of contradict her saying she’s not superficial?
>>34405914She's superficial, she's in denial.
>>34405906She's a mentally ill freak slut in her late 30s who lives with her father and pisses her bed every night. There's nothing to be jealous. She's also open about her sex life until you ask her about her uncle, kek. You'll find out quickly why she's the laughing stock of this thread.
>>34405918You're a disgusting loser for making light of childhood rape and spreading lies, and everyone is too busy laughing at your blatant lies to be laughing at anyone else.
>>34405909Nice bracelet you've got there.
I saw a reel of a ghetto arab guy asking people in the hood whether they preferred “white people food” or “black people food.” Most said the latter. Literally the fuck is black people food?
>>34405918Anon, you're a pedophile. Nobody gets this giddy over child molestation except pedophiles like you.
>>34405918>>34405911This guy is seething so hard that he's jealous of JH's moid because he can't do that for himself because he'd ruin it by being retarded.
Can shrooms turn me into a better man?
>>34405923Roll out the "blacks don't like white people's food because the only time they are served by whites are in schools and prisons".
>>34405906Here's a qrd on JH.
>>34405888Tbf I've been very fortunate, so I don't have much to be envious of. Perhaps of the people who have copious amounts of money from a relatively young age thus allowing them to essentially not needing to work and being able to freely spend their time. But call it "healthy envy" if you will, I aim for that kind of life.My mother has very recently (and unexpectedly) inherited a large amount of land, which has given my family some very unaccounted for financial security. Also fortunately my parents worked hard for me to have a good education, and I have a full-remote well paying job.
>>34405909It's because of the hypergamy thing, in my view.
>>34405906What were the inadequacies?
Would you date a woman with mold poisoning
>>34405909Because most of us would rather die than share a moist
>>34405934Dick game, not sufficiently assertive and wealth. Also a difference in how outgoing we were, me being a homebody and she being a spontaneous girl who, in about 70% of cases, regretted it.
>>34405909NtaI've believe you've been, unfortunately and uncalled for, unexplicitly labeled as one of the thread's lolcows, perhaps due to your long time here and easily recognizable characteristics. People here will mock you regardless of the nature of your actions or fortunes. It's easier to judge others than oneself. Something something crab bucket.
Do you guys ever travel abroad? No offense, but most of you sound like chronic shut-ins
>>34405941I do but because fortunately I have both a well paying job and a (as of very recently) rich family.
>>34405941Yes, it's fun. Was trying to plan another trip this year but the outbreak of war has made me reconsider things
the idiot is spiraling again
>>34405941I have plenty. I intend to move abroad. But I don't enjoy travel much, I prefer saving the money and doing stuff in and around my home.Shame few women share this desire.
>>34405941>Do you guys ever travel abroad? No offense, but most of you sound like chronic shut-insNo. These rich normalfags do>>34405943>>34405942
>>34405888F, no. I think jealous people always find something to be jealous of, so yes.
>>34405941Won't be lectured by female casual sex tourists, sorry.
>>34405946Being rich doesn't make you a normalfag. I was also a normalfag before the money tooLmao jk jk
>>34405943The war is already over. Trump has won. In 2 weeks, Iran will reopen the strait and most if not all countries will gravitate towards the US for oil
>>34405946>>34405945I only travelled with my school, but travelling with foids seems awful. They were always whining about being hungry and their feet hurting.
>>34405950Normalfag
>>34405941I've been to a bunch of countries, didn't make me less of a schizo.
Why does my 39 year old aunt like going to Jamaica so much?
>>34405941America has literally everything I would ever want and need. Why would I go to some third world country like England?
>>34405954which country did you enjoy visiting the most
>>34405952Traveling with a foid is great as long as you don't have a purpose there, like you don't have to see a famous art piece. Make her happy by following her around, take her to restaurants n shit when she's hungry or tired, and she'll be wet as october by the time you're back at the hotel.
>>34405958Italy is pretty nice.
FemanonsAre you a Stacy?If not, do you hate or resent Stacies for having an easier life?
>>34405957Watching Norf FC matches live.
>>34405937Were you saying I told you so every time she did something spontaneous and she regretted?
>>34405957America has everything. except food that isn't actively trying to kill you with seed oils, corn syrup, and mystery chemicals
>>34405963Stacy doesn't exist outside of your imagination.
>>34405966No. I was neglectful and didn't show enthusiasm for the things she suggested, which is my fault. That said, knowing that 70% of her suggestions would end in a "that was a waste of time" from her, it did get a bit grinding that she wanted to go out every weekend while I just wanted to R&R from work. Introvert and extrovert.
>>34405953If it makes you feel any better
>>34405963The gap between a Stacy and the average foid isn't much because of the simps everywhere. Just look at who the simps worship on /atoga/. Real gap is between a Chad and the average man.
>>34405963FNoI don’t hate them but I envy them
>>34405969Why was your dick game bad
I had a strange dream tonight. It started off I had eaten a poached egg for breakfast then I cracked another one open and there was a bird inside it, then I felt claws in my throat and had to throw up a live bird. After that I was wandering through a dark house that looked like my childhood home, my mother was there trying to write a 100 page essay about a documentary that was playing on TV about a man who was some type of Buddhist with half his face painted white. Then I saw a woman walking into a vineyard owned by a rich woman who had two sets of ears. The rich woman had owned a cat who also had two sets of ears that had been killed by a car, aliens had offered to bring it back to life if the rich woman helped them take over. The new cat was part human and was making a drawing of itself on a wall with chalk. Next I was holding a baby that was crying while I was trying to assemble a large bed with my other hand. Then I woke up.Maybe vaping too much before bed is a bad idea.
>>34405975Premature ejaculation
>>34405955Rly makes u think doesn't it
>>34405951Ok buddy >>34405946I'm not particularly rich, I just don't spend my money on anything else really >>34405952I enjoy travelling with my wife but I'm lucky in that she's not the type to stop the entire flow of foot traffic to take a single picture over and over again
>>34404621I am deeply hated by the world actually, and I enjoy it, it gives me the will to live just because I know it will make other people angry if I do. If I had only focused on seeking love I would have killed myself long ago, but now I live selfishly, and I wish death upon others, and am quite fine with the world getting worse. Now that I am at everyone else's level I am thriving. Embracing hatred over love especially in the face of being denied it all my life has been very healthy. I recommend it to everyone here.
>>34405985furry coded post
May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evildoing of /atoga/ and namefags!
Women, when are you going to let me have your vaginas?
>>34405994that includes you
Women will post pics like this and then complain about being sexualized
>>34406017nag, @pic, please sit on my faaaaaaaace
>>34406017they're doing it for THEMSELVES, chud.
>>34405888>Do you often find yourself jealous of other people for presumably leading better lives than you?Slightly, but in a wistful way. It doesn't upset me.>Conversely, what do you believe is something in your life others may be most jealous of?I'm happy, healthy, financially secure, and attractive, if I do say so myself. >>34405892>why aren't you guys at church?The only mass I'm interested is at the gym, not a church. Reps for Jesus.>>34405923>Literally the fuck is black people food?"Soul" food is just white people food that gives you heart disease? Why eat leafy greens when you could eat leafy greens drowned in bacon grease? Like, yeah, it tastes good. But you're also 400 lbs and look more like a blob than a human.>>34405941>Do you guys ever travel abroad?I've been to Kuwait, Afghanistan, Canada, Mexico, PR, DR, Germany, Singapore, Australia, and am going to Japan in a couple months and Italy next spring. >>34405995>Women, when are you going to let me have your vaginas?When I can finally replace it with a CyberPussy 2077. Climate controlled, Bluetooth, massage function, self-cleaning, bottle opener grip, and built-in wi-fi.>>34406017>Women will post pics like this and then complain about being sexualizedMy favorites are the ones that are like at Auschwitz or something and the chick is breaking her neck trying to get her face and ass in the shot for no reason.
>>34405977Isn’t that a good thing
They're accustomed to guys who perform in bed, from the Tinder hookups.
>>34406031Only if you're with a woman with an unusually large vagina
>>34405976I had a scary af dream too. My grandma was doing better but then her heart rate mysteriously reading 1800 and then she was on the floor coughing and she crawled on all fours at me and hugged my legs rambling incoherently. While ems practically just sat there and did nothing but watch. Haha totally normal.
>>34406035What
I’d be flattered if I made a guy cum too fast
men, post panty-dropping music onlyI'll start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSmdOlRokM
MenAre you living an objectively good, or a bad life? Do you agree with that assessment, like do you feel like your life is good?
>>34406046If you make a guy cum too fast just ruin the orgasm and he'll be able to keep going after maybe a minute or 2 and he'll last for longer for the second one.
>>34406049how is anyone supposed to know if the life is objectively good or bad? I feel like it's bad, I don't even want to stay alive
>>34406046By the 3rd time you'd be tired of it
>>34406049I suffer enough that I must be living a good life.
>>34406046It'll get annoying and frustrating really quickly.
>>34406053Are you that dumb? If you have a cute gf, good friends, good parents, nice job, health etc then you can say you have a good life.
Anyone here dealt with mold in their house
>>34406049I feel like I don't understand how to live and all the opportunities and good fortune have been wasted on me. I feel like a subpar person.
>>34406049I have clean water. I have electricity and internet. I have all the tasty delicious food I need. I sleep on a soft bed. My work is engaging and isn't arduous. I have fun with my hobbies. What more could I ask for?Love? I could ask for that, but realistically that wasn't going to be an option for me.Just going by the realistic metrics, my life is good.
>>34406049midcould be much much worse, but I don't think most people would want to trade places with me
>>34406059>Are you that dumb? If you have a cute gf,So it's a gotcha question?
>>34406049Do you mean an objectively ethical life? Or do you mean something like fulfilling or worthy life?I believe most people including myself live an objectively unethical life. If you mean fulfilling, then lmao
>>34406059Well then the answer is obviously not. But one can argue that my life is good enough because I'm not starving right now
>>34406060Where is it and how big
I need to be punished
>>34406062I feel this way too. I’d rather live in a cave with nothing but be in love than keep living this way
>>34406060i had mold because theb athroom was leaking to the toileti used anti mold paint and it worked wonders
>>34406046This is in the context of then getting some satisfying ONS sessions with other guys.
>>34406069Bathroom I’m worried it’s in the air in the rest of the house and I’m worried just showering in there is infecting me >>34406072Did you do tests for it? I want to do tests on myself and the house
>anti moidAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M MELTING
>>34406070Did you go to confession
>>34405892I'm not mentally ill.
>>34406064I think so. I don't know what that anon's goal is, except to see how men here are struggling.
>>34406074>Did you do tests for it? I want to do tests on myself and the housewhat?what type of tests would you do for that?it was black mold, i knew it when i saw it
>>34406061Why?>>34406053I guess I consider my life to be objectively good because I live a privileged first world life, but I’m still not happy so I don’t align with that objective fact >>34406067No, just in terms of survivalWhat would even be an ethical life?
>>34406076No, we don't do that in Germany. Religion is a scam
>>34406072>anti mold paintThat usually just covers or removes it temporarily, unless you als dehumidified the room for 2-3 days straight.
>>34406083it didnt come back for the following 5 years i lived therei stopped the leak too though
>>34406074Clean any visible mold and then put in air purifiers and filters. Don’t forget your mask if you use bleach.
>>34406084I think the after anti mold paint works for around 5 years, but unless you really look at the humidity issues, it will grow back.
>>34406079Wall tests idk and blood work, I think I have toxicity I’m worried it’s making me retarded
>>34406075Get em foids.
>>34406080>Why?A normal functioning human being would have flourished with all the opportunity I have been given in life and wasted.
>>34406091How old are you?
>>34406068Even starving Africans have wives and children. It sounds like you fell for the feminist drivel of "you don't need sex or relationships" which they throw at men, even though these foids have a double digit body count themselves.
I like cheap silk shirts, it still feels nice and it’s machine washable
>>34406095I can’t wear plastic stuff like that
I like expensive silk shirts
>>34406096How is it plastic?
>>3440609340
>>34405901Do it and be sure to post here when you're done.
I hate this fucking earth I hate not being able to control anything if I could I would put every smoker and mold and polluter and sent them into space I don’t want to live in these disgusting conditions anymore but literally no where on this earth is safe. It’s just me. My body can’t handle living on this planet it fucking freaks out at such stupid basic shit
>>34406102Ok I need insurance first. Fml
>>34406046It's flattering like the first time. But you will not like it a second and third because you will essentially be getting cucked out of sex.
>>34406047Could you post a better youtube poop
>>34406113https://youtu.be/huk0-_Xo_D8
Or I could blow $500 on a test right now. And then it’s just paying for what piece of mind? And if it comes back positive I can’t do anything, the entire house needs to be gutted
Ehy cant I tip at grocery stores?
>>34406112He still has hands and a mouth. Better than a guy who can't finish at all without porn and deathgrip.
Are irl women better than my hand? Are they worth it?
>>34406119No
Man she is sooooo fucking ADORABLE
>>34406119Some are incredibly soft with smooth skin. I can't think of anything that could replicate that.
Why are the mornings so cold?
Some say she's the most beautiful girl on earth>>34406113watch the whole thing you impatient whalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPnRFhUzMlY
I hate talking to women my age, they're so fucking boring, talking to them is extremely tedious, older women are more fun
>>34406119>Are irl women better than my hand? Yes Are they worth it?No. Get one of those auto strokers. It complains less.
>>34406118I can get porn deathgrippers to submit. You have to choke them.Dick is the main event. Non preformance is unacceptable.
>>34406127I watched like 3 minutes of it. It's just not art like what korrasami posted.
I'm cold >_<
>>34406129Why do you try to talk like a dude so much?
>>34406141She wants to be one
>>34406022>The only mass I'm interested is at the gym, not a church.It's Easter, the most important day of the year
>>34406147Buzz off
