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Does /atoga/ like bowling?

Women, opinions on anal?

It's so nice they're married. Science couple.

my feet itch

>>34432778
My girlfriend asked to have a "threeway" with a dildo with a suction cup on it. She seemed shocked when I agreed to it without any discussion. What was she expecting? It's a piece of silicone rubber. She didn't even already have one.

>>34432790
Bro, what if it goes in you?

Men
You are a senior MI6 agent needs to get the Soviet order of battle from an asset who is member of the Red Army general staff while on exercise in East Germany. Unfortunately, your West German whom you assigned to make the pickup killed his hooker girlfriend, went crazy, and punched out some East German cops. You are known and black flagged in East Germany. How do you track down your courrier and get the Soviet war plan?

Do girls with a fetish for being degraded respect men who want to degrade women, or do they still think that's gross even though it's what they like?

>>34432782
It's fun but I would probably never just decide to go bowling unless someone invited me to it.

>>34432794
take a wild guess

>>34432782
I'm very bad at it but I've gone with some nice people who invited me out. I wouldn't be so presumptuous to call them friends.

>>34432792
Oh fuck I didn't even think of that. I wouldn't even put it past her. I'm still okay with it but if she's a groomer she's going to be disappointed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDi3ZYxWbo

Well... damn.

>>34432784
>Women, opinions on anal?
It's a pain in the ass! LOLOLOLOLOL
But seriously, I like it.

>>34432790
A lot of men are very insecure about bringing toys into the bedroom. Especially if it's bigger than them.

>>34432794
>do they still think that's gross even though it's what they like?
It depends if that behavior stops at the bedroom. If you can't separate your kinks and from your daily life, you're gross. Doubly so if it's something like sadism or degradation.

>>34432801
You can always tell what kinda shit a guy is going through based on which Ryan Gosling character he likes the most.

>>34432793
I use my backup patsy.

>>34432802
>>34432804
Kill yourself

>>34432782
I don't but mostly because I'm terrible at it
>>34432784
Meh

Good evening. Have I mentioned I don't like women?

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>>34432800
>Oh fuck I didn't even think of that.

>>34432802
>It depends if that behavior stops at the bedroom.
Yeah duh. But do women who like that sort of thing even want a man to like that sort of thing?

>>34432810
no

>>34432802
>A lot of men are very insecure about bringing toys into the bedroom. Especially if it's bigger than them.
when you legitimately do have a really small dick yeah its hard not to be at least subconsciously let down

imagine if i said "hey babe tonight i love your body but lets have you wear this pair of XXXL MEGA MILKER fake tits just to spice it up you know"

i wish there was a dating app just for the anons here in these threads. i think itd end up a lot more successful than any other standard dating app.

>>34432782
M
The act of bowling itself, no
The vibes that going to the bowling alley with friends brings, yes
Its fun to fuck around in their arcades or grab a couple beers but actual bowling is a very "ends justify the means" activity

>>34432817
Still never seen any moid with an atoga tag on duolicious.

>>34432817
There are 50 men for every 1 woman.

>>34432818
>bowling is a very "ends justify the means" activity
...wut

>>34432817
That seems awfully optimistic. I doubt there's more than 300 regulars. Maybe not even 100. What are the odds they'd live nearby?

>>34432817
you could make one but this thread already is basically a dating app, many people met here and dated and let's just say it rarely goes well

>>34432821
okay true but that just means the men that do get a gf will feel special and happy about that, men deserve to feel special and happy for once in their life,

>>34432823
do you not believe in online dating?

>>34432818
this, and it applies to every comparable activity like board games, mini golf, etc, it's about who you do it with and your mood, could be unbearable or the best night ever

>>34432817
I don't want people I know irl to be able to figure out I was responsible for some extreme cringe and mental illness posting while blackout drunk.

>>34432827
A long distance dating app? And you expect this to go... well?

It's broiling in here. Why did women do this?

>>34432827
I'm not trying to get online married and raise online kids

I survived my reckless drive. I didn't go all out because it just rained, but the parkway was empty so I was able to floor it a few times without anyone seeing. And then I switched from Eurobeat to Led Zeppelin.

>>34432613
Nice, hope you have a good time and get back safely.

>>34432629
Early 30s. I stopped driving this way years ago, but I've been thinking a lot recently about how free I felt when I first bought my car. One of the happiest times of my life for sure.

>>34432793
He doesn’t look for the courier directly—he assumes the man is already being hunted, maybe already dead. Instead, he traces the damage left behind. The bar where it started, the girl’s apartment, the alley where the police reports would quietly multiply—each place a ripple in a system that prides itself on control. He knows routines tighten after chaos, so he watches the watchers: patrol patterns shifting, plainclothes officers lingering too long, vehicles that circle back when they shouldn’t. The courier, unstable and desperate, will drift toward the last thing that felt like safety—a prearranged contact point, or some poor substitute he’s invented in panic. The agent positions himself not at the center, but at the edges of that gravity, reading fear like a map. When the courier surfaces, it won’t be because he was found—it’ll be because he had nowhere left to go.

>>34432804
nta
my current favorite is his depiction of Ken in the barbie movie
what does this say about me

>>34432834
Thanks chatgpt

>>34432828
Hey fuck you board games are actually cool as fuck, you're right about mini golf though.
Mini golf is just an excuse to go on a date and spoon while standing to see if the physical compatibility is there.
>>34432822
I'm sure I could have phrased it better but the other anon got the gist of what I was saying so I don't see the problem

>>34432802
>A lot of men are very insecure about bringing toys into the bedroom. Especially if it's bigger than them.

/agora/ good me they have to be big to make up for not being warm and attached to a real person who's actively doing stuff.

>>34432817
What you are looking to create is just a discord server

>>34432818
nah fuck that bowling is kino
i go bowling solo like a total dork for the love of the game, bowling alleys are sovl

>>34432840
You’re welcome—glad it helped. If you want to expand that into a full scene or add twists (double-cross, surveillance closing in, or a morally messy choice), just say the word.

I gotta get laid

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Femanons.

>>34432847
What would happen if I shoved 8 alkaline aa cell batteries up my rectum. Unlubed.

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>>34432851
Ah, you're also familiar with the technique.

>>34432851
If you were to insert alkaline AA batteries into your rectum, especially without lubrication, it could be extremely dangerous and lead to serious harm. Here's why:

Physical Injury: The rough surface of the batteries could cause abrasions or tears in the sensitive lining of the rectum or colon. This could lead to bleeding, infection, and potentially severe damage to internal tissues.
Battery Leakage: If the batteries break, crack, or even begin to leak, the chemicals inside them (like potassium hydroxide or sodium hydroxide) are corrosive and can cause burns to the tissue, leading to further complications.
Electrical Hazards: Alkaline batteries contain an electrolyte, and while the voltage of AA batteries is generally low, the potential for electric shock or harm is still present, particularly if the batteries are damaged or short-circuit.
Complications with Removal: If the batteries become lodged and are difficult to remove, you could risk even greater internal damage, including perforation of the bowel, which could lead to life-threatening infections like peritonitis.
Medical Emergency: This would require immediate medical attention, especially if there is pain, bleeding, or difficulty removing the batteries. A doctor would likely need to perform an examination and possible surgical intervention to safely remove the batteries and treat any injuries.

Please, do not attempt anything that could harm your body. If you're ever in a situation like this, seek medical help immediately.

>>34432853
one of my favorite memes unironically

>>34432853
How long have you kept this up your sleeve to post?

>>34432856
It's always ready for emergencies. Just like the batteries. Think I've had it around for at least 5 years.

>>34432855
>one of my favorite memes unironically
Who doesn't love the shining dragon?

>>34432850
Standing sex with >him?
Why yes, thank you.

>>34432831
Women lose heat a bit more easily. Their comfortable temperature is a bit higher than men's.

>>34432842
>fuck you
...? I never said those things aren't cool, but they are only cool if you do them in the right mood and with the right setting. You've ever seen the kind of family feuds a board game night can trigger if you disregard this crucial element?

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>>34432853
Same vibe

If only i had a big husky white man to bear hug me rn

>>34432862
Truly the ultimate healer, the enemy will never kill his companion. Mainly because he kills them first.

>>34432864
Hi.

>>34432864
A what

>>34432237
no anon, it's the worst of both worlds

>>34432870
a big husky white man
>>34432868
hii hello hi

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>>34432864
Is this the compromise to the age old "man or bear" question?

>>34432864
why r u ghey?

>>34432851
You could probably charge your cellphone once.

>>34432875
What does that mean though

>>34432879
a white man thats like heavier set and has a broad build.

>>34432875
*gives husky white man hugs*

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>see pretty woman in public
>have this urge to ask her on a date because I'm lonely
>don't
Should I just do it next time? Obviously if she says no I'll just leave but would this have any potential

>>34432873
*laughing at my own hannah montana joke I said yesterday*

>>34432882
I've thought a lot about what would happen if I just started cold approaching every moderately attractive woman I saw in public. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already lonely and miserable, it's not like it could get any worse.

>>34432864
I'm husky :(

>>34432882
Yes.
But also no. Depends on her vibes.

>>34432882
I've heard women don't like being asked out at the gym because they're all gross and sweaty. Try at your own risk.

>>34432886
But... are you white..?

>>34432889
I am.

>>34432890
how white? and how husky?

Every shitty things thats happening in this world right now were either instigated or directly caused by whites. If I could brutally murder a bunch of crackers and get away with it, I wouldn't think twice. In an ideal world, all crackers would be exterminated from the face of this world, their elderly, women, babies, infants, it doesn't matter, all of them would be killed. They are inherently against people with a different skintone than them. It is either them, or us. It doesn't need justification, justification is manmade nonsense for brainwashed people who are detached from NATURE. These pink skinned subhumans can go to hell

>>34432892
Seethe

>>34432891
Very white, and at this point I'm pretty husky.

>>34432883
it's been on my mind ever since someone coined "the Hannah Montana" build in WoW earlier this weekend

>>34432892
You can tell that whites are canonically evil because they are easily damaged by the sun.
They were never meant to see the light.
They literally have the cartoon weakness of an evil creature.

>>34432884
I feel like maybe it wouldn't be all that bad
>>34432887
What are good vibes and what are bad vibes?
>>34432888
Kind of hot to be honest

Girls, if you had a friend who was really into being watched, if she asked you to come over and watch her and her boyfriend have sex, you don't have to participate in any way besides that, would you consider it?

>>34432896
Do you get the best of both worlds with that build, by any chance

>>34432895
well dont by shy, lemme see what u look like

>>34432899
No. It wouldn't be fair for my bf if he doesn't get to watch too.
If she's really really into it things may work out

>>34432838
>what does this say about me
You struggle or have struggled to find your identity or purpose outside of your relationships. And/or you desperately want someone to acknowledge/love you for you.

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>>34432892

>>34432892
Do you have a question for the opposite gender?

>>34432899
>Girls, if you had a friend who was really into being watched, if she asked you to come over and watch her and her boyfriend have sex, you don't have to participate in any way besides that, would you consider it?
I've had to do this so many times for my best friend. Not really because she wanted to be watched, but because she wanted someone she trusted there either for protection or to be the lookout.

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>>34432904
Yo what the fuck

>>34432898
I wish I could tell you, but I am a hideous beast. I only know from rare, public observations that if she doesn't "feel" you in the first 30 seconds or so (and that's a SLOW count), then you probably don't have a chance. I don't know the exact % either...

Men, what are your favorite physical traits you have?
- height and dicksize don't count.

Personally my favourite Ryan Gosling character was Holland March from nice guys. He was literally me

>>34432901
yeah, in terms of single target and aoe damage

>>34432911
Sometimes my haircuts look nice

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>>34432911
M
Nothing. I have nothing to be proud of.

>>34432911
Arms and hands. Maybe eyes.

>>34432915
I'm sure you have something,
I bet you have nice eyes or hands

>>34432911
Vocal cords are a physical trait, right? I've been told I have a radio voice.

>>34432911
Thick, luscious hair.

>>34432910
I don't think I'm handsome either but I still

>>34432897
Irl, I stopped being friends with white people a long time ago. Funnily enough, I used to have more white friends than brown friends. But I always felt they were such a drain of energy, like they are literally like walking black holes that made you feel all tired after just hanging out with them for an hour. Like psychic vampires. No wonder our ancestors called them white devils, they literally suck your energy. Then I realized I didn’t feel this way when I hanged out with POCs so I stopped hanging out with whites. It is only now that I realize it is because most white people are racist sociopaths and passive aggressive narcissists who drain your vibe. And yeah, they claim to be the superior race but can't even withstand sunlight without getting cancer. Even nature think they are parasites

>>34432911
My hairline is strong, I stay lean easily, when I am mildly dehydrated my veins pop nicely, I have baby face

>>34432911
I have a nice voice and a handsome face.

>>34432821
I'll be happy for them

State gender
Whats a place that often makes you feel good, grounded, alive, protected when you're there? Like your personal favorite places to be in, maybe a spot in a library, maybe a certain row at a church, maybe a bench along a river bank, maybe a rarely crowded parking lot you can sit in your car in peace for a couple of minutes?

>>34432926
>>34432918
Post voca

>>34432917
I'll just say... even by 4chan standards, I am nothing. The abyss deserves to take me. But I appreciate the gesture...

>>34432921
Despite what I said, you definitely should try. I'm just being a doomer, apologies.

>>34432892
Also reminder that whites who keep parroting the lie that brown people are "violent and have low IQ" are just projecting their own insecurities onto us. They are completely out of touch reality and their world-view is shaped by the white suprmacists lens.

They genuinely believe that they are righteous and good (white savior complex) when in reality throughout history, they destroyed a lot of more than any pocs combined. POCS have never genocided the Indigenous people of the Americas; we've never enslaved our ancestors (Black Africans); we've never gassed the Jews; we're not the one that enacted Jim Crow law; we've never destabilized nations through colonialism, we've never invaded and bombed the Middle East etc

>>34432929
I've been meaning to post a karaoke vocaroo some day but not tonight.

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>>34432911
I like my waist. Still feels alien having a slim one after so many years being overweight.

>>34432931
I genuine believe that white people are genetically predisposed to be psychos. I mean, look at their history. Is there anywhere they haven’t tried to invade, rape, pillage and colonize? Also as an American, I constantly have to worry about these retards shooting up anywhere on a moments notice. BAKA

>>34432912
>Personally my favourite Ryan Gosling character was Holland March from nice guys. He was literally me
You like to pretend like you don't care about things when you actually do. You also find it hard seeing yourself as good, both as a person and maybe in the things you do. But you hide your imposter syndrome and insecurities behind humor and goody behavior because you don't think you can be vulnerable to anyone around you or like no one will give a shit about your problems.

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why are moids like this?

>>34432911
I think I have nice face, eyes, and physique.

>>34432911
natural curly hair on a level that others spend thousands of dollars on hair product to have.
big biceps/triceps
vascular arms and hands

>>34432938
Huehue

>>34432930
The issue here is I’m nervous

>>34432935
Only because they had a vehicle to do it. If Asians, Africans, or Natives had the means to do it, they would have done it.

>>34432911
It would be easier for me to list my insecurities. I don't have any favourites but if i had to pick one my hair maybe. It's soft and wavy

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>>34432938
Cortisol: SPIKED
Status: MOGGED

Zyzz's legacy will outlive his.

>>34432944
Personally I don’t bellyache over anti white stuff as much as I used to because I remember that they’re insulting my people in a white language and not in their own

>>34432944
Idk why you're seriously engaging with that

>>34432944
>>34432935
>>34432931
Every group had factions of people trying to subjugate everyone. West Africans were colonizing Africa and genociding and pushing out other Africans.

>>34432937
>no one will give a shit about your problems
I mean they don't really but yeah I guess that's an accurate enough assessment. I like his energy I have a similar one when facing people.

Women thoughts on men who's breath smells like coffee

>>34432929
It’s not too nice right now, admittedly. Kinda scratchy since I’m under the weather

Enjoy this reheated vocaroo from November
https://archive.org/details/wherewildthingsa0000unse_t5p2/mode/2up
https://vocaroo.com/1gdTYC54aoWj

>>34432952
>implying it was just west Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2xNFX8dRwM

Some things I've noticed about my white coworkers and friends:

1) White people have a very individualist/selfish mindset. They only care about themselves, but not their community or family.

2) They deny POC experiences with racial discrimination. They never experience real discrimination so they like to turn a blind eye on racism. Basically, they try to gaslight you if you bring up their ancestors nasty history with race. If you support your experiences with facts, they'll accuse you of being "oversensitive".

3) They think they're superior. We're all the same age, but I am usually a step ahead of them in terms of career because of my hardwork, personality, and intelligence. They would make remarks about how they're more of leadership quality and deserve to be where I am at.

4) Since they're "woke," they think they understand minorities issues more than I do. I grew up in the hood, so I don't need to explain. They love talking about inequality, yet they make comments about certain dirty neighborhoods.

5) They're bland. They have no culture. They're sheltered and don't have many unique life experiences. Their food has no seasoning.

>>34432944
Stop projecting, retard. Nothing throughout history proves that. All other races were living peacefully with nature until bloodthirsty crackers came to brutally colonize their lands out of greed and malice. When other races fight, they don't involve the whole world into their shit. They keep it amongst themselves.

>>34432957
>It’s not too nice right now, admittedly. Kinda scratchy since I’m under the weather
Nta but you do realize women go feral for that, right?

dont give him (you)s

>>34432949
It’s never been anything I can take serious offense from because I only ever hear it from people who are obviously just mismanaging their anger.

>>34432964
It's so funny ngl

>>34432964
It was kinda funny during the first post but now it’s just heavy handed

>>34432956
Why did you drink coffee at night

>>34432967
Such is b8 in current year. No subtlety

>>34432968
It tastes good

>>34432970
*bonk* unless you have adhd and it's to sleep

>>34432965
I just wish I could escape it to be honest it’s very tiresome
“White people bad” then go away? Hell I’ll go away at this point so long as you don’t follow me

>>34432952
White "people" are banal creatures and are often puppets to their instincts and emotions. They are inherently narcissistic and exhibit destructive anti-social behaviors for reasons even they don't understand. No other race started WORLD wars over tribal conflict. Other races don't involve the world wars into their fights

Femanons
If you were to come to the zoo or aquarium with me what animals would you really want to see?

>notice my moid is gaining weight
>get annoyed
>realize it's because he's eating my cooking now instead of his own

I just want him to eat good food. The last time he made dinner for himself it was plain boiled potatoes and cabbage with some diced ham.

>>34432969
most bait nowadays is chatgpt'd too. bait used to mean something.

>>34432971
I don't but I'll sleep anyway

White males are the only demographic to see an INCREASE in suicidal ideation as they get older. This climb in attempts / thoughts doesn't stop until the white male reaches the age of 85. KEK

Imagine seething so hard at minorities that you sterilize yourselves and squash any chances of reproducing. The modern racist white "male" is just a larper that hides in his hugbox. Nothing more nothing less.

Racist post are made by white "males" that are mad that nobody cares about white male suicide. I'd say it's sad but the fact that they're killing themselves in droves is just too funny

White males make up 70% of all daily suicides despite being only 32% of the population. This means that out of all the people killing themselves EVERYDAY white males make up 70% of them.

In fact white males are the ONLY demographic that will suffer from an INCREASE in suicidal thoughts/attempts as they get older. All other demographics including white females see a sharp decrease after they enter their late 20's. White males will not see this decrease until their late 80's

White males are the only demographic that has a DNA series that closely equates to a chimpanzees'. (A chimpanzee has 3 DNA series. A white male only has 5. All other races have 20+ lmaoo

https://www.brgeneral.org/news-blog/2021/july/men-and-suicide-why-are-white-men-most-at-risk-/

https://afsp.org/suicide-statistics/

https://www.prb.org/resources/elderly-white-men-afflicted-by-high-suicide-rates/

https://afsp.org/suicide-statistics

>>34432974
Shark or turtles

>>34432975
Give him smaller portions of you don't wanna change the recipes

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>>34432974
catfish

>>34432975
Feed him less and walk him more.

>>34432972
The only people I’ve ever encountered in real life who have ever actually given me shit for being white were invariably either very, very drunk or very, very unemployed and living with their parents.

>>34432977
How

>>34432987
It doesn't hit me as hard and I clear it out quickly

>>34432980
did a white person call you a slur again buddy

>>34432975
>plain boiled potatoes and cabbage with some diced ham.

Let me guess, you need more?

>>34432911
>height and dicksize don't count.
then nothing, im literally an ogre bro i got nothing else going for me but height

>>34432980
What country do you live in?

>>34432995
India

White People = weak, cowards, smelly, no aesthetics, bend the knee to degeneracy, always stealing from KINGS, pedophiles, warmongers, hate free speech, love trannies, are actually tranny faggots, love to beat up their kids, love abortion, just super shit cunts

I hate white people so fucking much. You arent superior, you arent more intelligent than any other race, you havent made the world or society a better place. You are fucking warmongers who have blood on your hands and have historically oppressed and stolen from other, non-white societies. You are parasites and should be genocided out of existence. Fuck you

>>34432997
My condolences

>>34433002
nigger

>>34433006
nigger

>>34432946
I don't even like Zyzz, but at least Zyzz appeared to be enjoying his life. Clav just seems miserable every time I see him.

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>>34433002
your hate is not welcome here.

>>34432911
I have green eyes which I think look nice.

I should probably kill myself but I'm not going to.

>>34432980
No shit? Our hot women only like BBC. What are we supposed to do?

thinking about his body

>>34433020
Don't worry, the cops aren't going to find it.

4channers be like
>just be white
>our women only like BBC
But all of the moids of all races are complaining about being single. Why?

casting a spell to make femanons' ankles swell up

>>34433022
ragebait

>>34432974
Uh, all of them?

>>34433020
What's your favorite thing about it?

>>34433022
deflection
It's easier to claim you can't get a gf because of some immutable trait rather than admit you need to work on yourself to get a gf

>>34432974
You

>>34433022
racebait is unironically a psyop to prevent incels of all races from working together towards a common goal

>>34433016
Why do you think you should kill yourself?

>>34433029
>prevent incels of all races from working together towards a common goal
Total Women Love?

>>34433026
his broad chest and slim waist and strong arms and big hands

>>34432975
Women hate how little men need to be happy

>>34433033
Have you told him this?

>>34433035
he'll understand when I molest him

>>34432981
Nice
>>34432983
Bit of a weird choice but they do look pretty cool
>>34433025
Yh obviously but you must have ones you would want to see more than others
>>34433028
You don't need to go to the zoo for that

>>34432981
Nice
>>34432983
Bit of a weird choice but they do look pretty cool
>>34433025
Yh obviously but you must have ones you would want to see more than others
>>34433028
You don't need to go to the zoo for that

>>34433031
I've wasted my life and I have nothing to look forward to

>>34432778
My girfriend said I was "nice" and I feel gross, what does this mean?

>>34433036
Is he a willing participant in this?

A guy irl told me that sunscreen is a jewish psyop

I asked him if he reads /pol/ and he asked what that was

>>34433043
It's over

State gender
Whats some of your favorite bible verses?

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>>34432997
Bro is living on veteran difficulty jeetcide incoming

>>34433044
:)

>>34433048
M
Revelation 2:9

>>34433002
Still coping torontopajeet?

>>34433048
M

>A fool finds no pleasure in understanding, but delight in airing his own opinions. - Proverbs 18:2

>>34433048
I like the part where the kikes use magic to commit mass infanticide and then decide that that's their most sacred holiday.

>>34433048
Male, love thy neighbor as thyself.

>>34433054
you shoulda thrown in 1 Thessalonians 2:15

>>34433057
What does mass infanticide have to do with Yom Kippur?

>>34433037
>>34433038
Wtf why did this post twice

>>34433054
just write it out

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>>34433022
Simple answer: race mixxing

>>34433048
F
8 beatitudes and it's not even close
>>34433056
sounds like every moid ever
>>34432974
Cock

>>34433048
M
Ecclesiastes 7:4
The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.

When white people go live in other countries, people call them "expats". When colored people go live in other countries, people call them "immigrants". Funny how that works

>>34433060
>What does mass infanticide have to do with Yom Kippur?
I think you should go sit in a corner and consider why you thought that post should be taken seriously.

>>34433048
Job 2:9

>>34433065
My cock is not an animal.

>>34433065
>Cock
What kind?

>>34433073
Yes it is
>>34433074
Big and ripe

Autistic cis woman here. Every time I try conversing with a man I want to date over text I freeze and have no idea what to say. I will ask him a question and he'll answer and the conversation will stop.

What can I do to keep these relationships going? What kind of talk do neurotypical men like?

>>34433076
Just send him your tits

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>>34433068
Nobody likes you go back to your country dalit shitskin

>>34433075
I was hoping you meant some kinda animal. I'd say wait after the zoo but then I'd be lying

hungry but it's too late to eat

>>34433075
It may have a mind of its own but it is no beast. It's tamed.

>>34433016
gj, this may lead to indifference, which may lead to enjoying life.

>>34433076
My gf texts like an ESL despite speaking fluent contextual English irl it’s just an autistic trait

>>34433079
good boy
>>34433081
no lol, you're tamed by it

>>34433082
Indifference has not helped but I appreciate the sentiment.

>>34433076
What are you asking him? Something like "how was your day?" is good enough to get a reply, but they don't start a conversation. Try asking him about something you have in common with him like a hobby, or sending him something that makes you think of him.

>>34433076
>cis
We don't say that here

>I will ask him a question and he'll answer and the conversation will stop.
Early on it can be hard. It takes two to tango and if one person isn't saying anything open-ended or dragging out the conversation, it's not your fault. If he isn't giving you anything to work with either change the subject or let it die.

>>34433084
I am not. If there's anything I'm tamed by its you.

>>34433076
if you ask him something and he's not asking you something back after answering, he doesn't actually want to know anything about you and it would be best to talk to someone else to be honest

>>34433076
You have to keep texting. Tell him you’re autistic and struggle with it

>>34433027
>than admit you need to work on yourself to get a gf
Yeah, all the wife beaters and drug addicts with gfs "worked on themselves", right? Retard.

>>34433087
We say that a lot here

>>34433088
What if I unleash you?

>>34433091
Yeah but consider the gf they got

>>34433084
>good boy
Got me giggling and kicking my feet rn

>>34433093
Then it won't be my cock that's the animal anymore.

>>34433091
Well, they don't need a flowchart to talk to a woman. And do you really want the kind of woman that's attracted to a wife beater?

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>>34433095
nta

>>34433094
Yeah, you'll totally get that hot 19yo gf when your career takes off in your 30s and you're balding, right? Retard.

>>34433096
And what would the animal do?

>>34433096
>>34433100
State Gender

Is this what sexting is supposed to look like

>>34433094
>>34433097
Normal women are attracted to the hot traits those guys were born with and sex is initially nicer with an abuser. The abuse doesn't start right away, he lures her and makes her comfortable.

>>34433091
nta but you don't want the kind of women they are dating, thats why you have to work on yourself and they don't
the kind if women dating that kind of man is the stereotypical bottom tier trash that smokes weed all day, is going to be obese in five years, most likely has had a couple of abortions, keeps getting fired from dead end jobs for starting shit with the boss or getting caught stealing, dresses like they fell into a clothes donation bin, who's idea of cooking is to throw together mayonnaise and overcooked potatoes and call it potato salad, who has cheap faded tattoos referencing cringe tv shows, has terrible personal hygiene and throws a tantrum when you get a new coworker thats female because subconsciously she's aware of her low value and thus feels threatened by every other hole in your vicinity but has zero self awareness and thus attacks you for giving her "cheater vibes", all whilst keeping a gaggle of orbiters and online simps to get some male validation to keep her from spiraling fully by having to come to terms with her low status existence, she's also going to act like a prostitute with everyone else but when you want to get some pussy she'll always be too mad at you to want to fuck, to depressed and angry because of her situation or have a mental breakdown over not feeling pretty because she frankly isn't
if you want that then there's nothing stopping you from having the same that he's having

>>34433091
Even those people are better than you, you have a lot of work to do

>>34433102
if you're a fat facebook mom, sure

>>34433099
That's not entirely true. You don't know if all women are like that.

>>34433103
likewise I'm attracted to crazy women; that doesn't mean all women need to be BPDemons to get a bf

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>>34433091
>be me
>drug addicted abusive psychopath
>still somehow end up with a hot Asian tradcath gf
Lord I am blessed

>>34433102
Nobody knows how to sext, women just expect men to be good at it

>>34433110
The requirements for men are wildly different and more complicated.

>>34433102
F, it's better than the worst I've seen but I wouldn't want any part in it.

>>34433113
Goalposts: MOVED

>>34433116
Women don't have to be anything to get a bf.

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>>34433098
More like this

>>34433048
F
Acts 7:48 the Most High does not dwell in temples made with hands.
OG Jesus was against organized religion.

>>34433100
Take what it wants, holds it tight, doesn't let go until it's done.

jesus fuck the cringe

>>34433102
the one and only time i tried sexting i didnt get horny but instead developed a temporary crush on the guy, idk how ppl get aroused over text like that but to each their own