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Asking in new threadI told my coworker about a girl that was hitting on me last week at a bar but I was too fucked up to say anything substantive to her. I described her to him and he thought it was his friend. He showed me her instagram and while it wasn't her, his friend was gorgeous. I asked a couple more questions about her personality and she seems cool. Would it be weird to ask him to invite her to a bar with him, his gf, me, and his friend so I can talk to her?
>>34439205Is that show worth watching?
Plap
>>34439210Ye
>>34439210Season 1's much better than 2
Ah shit here we go...
>>34439214Making cartoon characters ICE agents is one of the funniest things to me, I've been trying to find this image of Ben 10 as an ICE agent but it disappeared like a fart in a whirlwind
>>34439210idk it beat out Delicious in Dungeon in popularity so I have a personal vendetta against it but I do know that it helped give pitfaggotry more mainstream appeal
>>34439219Who is we?
>>34439209Nah, thats exactly what co-workers are for. You don't sleep with your co-workers, you sleep with their friends.
>>34439228We is us.
>>34439218It has its moments
State GenderIf your best friend suddenly got gender swapped by a nefarious and magical genie. Would you or would you not receive and/or give them oral? Would you fuck?
>>34439235uh no... we're both married, there's no need to touch each others genitals just because the genitals changed
>>34439230Cool. Honestly idk if they hang out anymore since I think they were high school friends but she lives in the area so idk, he might help me out. I just feel autistic for even asking but she sounds cool
>>34439235I don't have a best friend.
>>34439235MYeah, probably. Although, I'd rather turn myself into a woman than make him go through that.
>>34439235MHELL NO!I don't even care if he turned into Elizabeth Olsen - HELL NO.
>>34439240>I just feel autistic for even askingThats because you probably are autistic, so really its no big deal>Honestly idk if they hang out anymore You lose nothing from asking >>34439245kek, i spit out my drink
>>34439235Need a Snow GF.
>>34439209Asking your co-worker to pimp his friend is weird as fuck, yes. If you're interested in her, message her directly.
>>34439235I'm male and straight, and my best friend is female. So no.
>>34439255You really wouldn't give you formerly female best friend some head so they could know what its like?You're cold hearted as hell bro
>>34439235He'd be a woman but that'd still be kinda gay
>>34439235M and yes but we already do those things so IDK if it counts.
What is this tranoid question? It seems like every day someone asks tranoid questions now.
>>34439266Rightoids are perpetually 10 years behind in political discussion.
>>34439239>Yeah, probablyWhy did you delete?
whats this?ITS DA JACKEEEET
Who up illegally parking they whip
Women, what are you looking for, you weirdos?
>>34439235Mvery much doubt it
>>34439291>weirdosThere's your answer
>>34439287To add the details>>34439245
been feeling stressed out lately high blood pressure too, what's happening to me? I even woke up pissed off just now, I feel so restrained, so overwhelmed and only allowed a brief moment of calmness as in maybe one or two hours before I'm right back into a mood.
>>34439300Have you considered buying a hooker
>>34439301I actually have but 5 things are stopping me1. Money, I'm broke bitch and will have to hand over 4k to social security for some reason even through I've never taken social security 2. I'm virgin, I'll probably cum as soon as she touches me and whatever money I spent won't e worth it 3. I don't have a place to go for plapping nor do I even know where to find hookers out here in texas 4.pretty low confidence and esteem in general to do that at age 375. time, monday through friday I'm at work from 5am to 4pm so I'm dead tired those days and weekends are for trying to rest for the upcoming work
>>34439245That's crazy work to be honest
>>34439300Everyone's under a lot of stress currently from just about anything and everything. I've been mostly pissed off all the time and have panic attacks every two or three weeks lately.
>>34439313I see. The only real problems are 1 and 5
>>34439235Can the best friend also be a partner, or does that defeat the point of the question?
Why do women cheat so goddamn much? It has mindbroken men, now everyone copes with unhealthy porn
>>34439313>age 37>virginWhat the fuck? Are you trolling?
>>34439321No, I've never been in a relationship, I've never flirted, never tried to chase a romantic relationship ever. I just never tried due to low self esteem issues to the point of suicidal depression episodes in my youth nowadays they're more like mini episodes I've never told anyone this IRL and I'll dive more into it when I get off work if i don't pass out from exhaustion in 10 hours.
>>34439321What's so weird about that
>>34439322What about the girls who asked you out? If you reject everyone, you can't get a gf.>>34439325It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires.
>>34439329What's the point of repeating this same shit over and over again? What are you trying to prove?
Would you date a man who has multiple arrests for tracking down and physically beating up people who try to give him unsolicited advice online, in one case leading to an expensive orthopedic injury?
>>34439330You will be sodomised. Bend over. Now.
>>34439329>It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desiresBut we don't get what we want, I desire to be rich, I'm not rich
>>34439322>the consequences of taking the "just stop looking", "love will find you when you least expect it", "it will happen when it happens" advice
>>34439329>It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires.Probably some Autism or other form of severe psychological retardation is happening.
>>34439341This
>>34439321>32 also virginI simply haven't existed around women casually since like 9th grade and haven't been chasing them either. Everything past that has been male dominated. All my interests end up being something to do on your own. Or niche enough that I can't find any groups to try joining anyway.It's only recently I've been going out drinking and singing karaoke on my own. And noticed I get more attention than I thought I would, or feel like I should. Women approach me and obviously I can't keep the interest up due to inexperience.Maybe the last year of exercise has me looking better or more confident. I don't know. Inside I still feel pretty shit and not because of my virginity.
>>34439355Gay
Why was this bartender acting like such a fucking incel?
>>34439349That’s 4 F’s
>>34439357I can be that, and many other things. I can fuck ur mum, ur sister, and ur girlfriend. As much as I can fuck you. In my dreams, I have cream pied on and inside all of you.
>>34439361Gigagay
>>34439359I think you were in the 4F club. The Four Faggotries club. And then there was FFA. They said it stood for Future Farmers of America. But we all know the truth. It stood for Future Faggots of America. They were learning how to turn other boys gay by anally raping them. And let's not even get started on the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. FCA? Fucking Christian Ass.
>>34439322You will lose your virginity when you are held down by homosexuals who lubricate your penis and anus, and then work you over with their cocks. Even your ear holes and nostrils will be pumped full of manly gay seed!
>>34439355I wonder how the fuck women and fags can be into that shit? Sex with men is gross and cringe, ew.
>>34439368Sucking on a male penis is like sucking on well-buttered escargot. There's a similaristic earthy, snail like quality to the manly pecker.
>>34439329>What about the girls who asked you out?I rejected all 0 of them.
>>34439367Fujo hands wrote that post
>>34439364Hm true discord-chan
>>34439329>It's very weird if he's a healthy man with normal desires.He probably isn't. He's probably a pedophile and into feet. He also probably goons to the thought of torture, rape, abuse, and violent behavior against adult women.
Nothin like tabasco and eggs
>>34439377>nothing like tobacco and eggsYou should quit tobacco.
Do you think we should open a /tt/ - Trash Talk board?
>>34439379every board is a trash talk board already
>>34439379You will live on the Gold Coast of Australia. And when you are there, the locals will gang stalk you. They will blast noises outside your window at night. They will stare at your house while they masturbate at 3 in the morning. You will have no choice. You will live on the Gold Coast. And you will suffer. The masturbators from the local population, are going to stalk you! And they are going to goon.
>>34439384You’re mom’s clitoris is so big, that when she walk naked, people think she’s your dad!
>>34439379>>>/trash/ or >>>/s4s/?
Women, why do you enjoy Men's whimpers and breaths so much.A girl fell for me over the internet because we'd shittalk each other over voice messages, then she asked for my whimpers and in return she literally has sent me thirst traps.Asked her "you don't even know how I look like, why did you trust me so much to the point of sending these pictures" and she replied with "you have the attitude".
>>34439388Men usually hurt women, so it's good for women to hurt men instead. By making them whimper. Making them suffer. Making them scream and wail in pain.
>>34439388>you don't even know how I look likewhat a moid brained thing to say
>>34439390>Men usually hurt womenWon't get into the domestic abuse statistics and what kind of relationships tend to have the biggest divorce rate, you are plain wrong but I'll let it slide.>so it's good for women to hurt men instead. By making them whimper. Making them suffer. Making them scream and wail in pain.She's not a dom though, she's very submissive.>>34439391ok foid? I'd dick you down and you wouldn't be talking this way anymore
>>34439392>incel doing a dom larp thats enough comedy for the whole day
A small spider bit me on the penis about a month ago and I've had a really itchy rash ever since then.
>>34439393>incelThat means "involuntary celibate", I have had sexual experiences before and I can straight up tell you I'm just not respecting women. That's what you want deep down and you know it. You can't comprehend a normal argument fight so you resort to acting like the animal you are and calling me "incel". You are all the same
>>34439391>what a moid brained thing to saynta, isn't it women who are always wary of being approached by a fat and bald old dude because he is creepy and stuff like that.
The average woman in 2030
>>34439396Are you having the kind of sex you want with the kind of people you want at the frequency you want? If not then you are indeed involuntarily celibate because your sexual satisfaction is limited by circumstances out of your control and not your sexual desire itself existing in a balance where it's extend matches it's fulfillment, which indeed makes you an incel. >>34439397Can he touch her through the internet? Does him being disgusting matter if he can't? Can she still harvest him for validation with no risk of him infringing on her personal space in any way? Yeah, think before you speak next time.
Holy fuck the internet sucks, what is this >>34439400Faggot nonsense
>>34439404whatever you just said makes absolutely no fucking sense to me, get on a treadmill instead of running your mouth>think before you speak next time.not something you usually do?
>>34439404>Can he touch her through the internet? Does him being disgusting matter if he can't? Can she still harvest him for validation with no risk of him infringing on her personal space in any way? Yeah, think before you speak next time.I see. I dont understand the "think before you speak" online tough line but ok
>>34439405it's bait posted by seething incels because they are the only ones that actually frequent those subreddits "hunting for salt"
>>34439406u so mad, lol
>>34439404>Are you having the kind of sex you want with the kind of people you want at the frequency you want?ntaIm not.In fact this weekend im seeing a single mom because that's the only one that I could reach out to on dating apps.Should I stand her up? I mean it would be mean but I'm tired of having so little options. I prefer to lash out and at least waste some woman's time.
>>34439354>But it actually filled me with joy when I realized, I had lost my virginity before many of the losers here!Why did you delete?
>>34439410Do I look like I care about what you're doing? Did you think this would get a reaction out of me about omg don't lead that poor woman on? kek
>>34439409Who's writing entire paragraphs of nonsense? You can't get to me and you have no power. You lost.
>>34439415I win, stay malding
>>34439413Im not even talking to you particularly anon, Im talking in general and venting. Sorry you're having an ass day.
>>34439416Congratulations <3
>>34439419Thanks>>34439417Nobody else cares either
How do I ask a girl on an app, if she’s obese?
How come no one in the history of Konohah has ever broken the secret of the 10th question at the shunin exam?
Gender, what is your favorite Naruto episode?
>>34439408I’m so fucking sick of it man, I wish these faggots would fuck off and die so I could discuss things and have a better internet experience. 2016 was a mistake
>>34439404>Are you having the kind of sex you want with the kind of people you want at the frequency you want? If not then you are indeed involuntarily celibateThis would make some older people with children into incels, simply because their wife or husband's libido has decreased after 20 years of marriage.
>>34439439correct
>>34436798Should I tell her that she hurt my feelings by treating me like any other client?
>>34439441Or am I expecting too much for a prostitute to act like a mature person? I want her to realize her mistake
>>34439427What things should we discuss O wise one?
>>34439440I mean, the word would become even more useless if people used it that way. Then again, you can't be involuntarily celibate anyway, because celibacy, by definition, is a choice. That's why only retards use that term seriously.
>>34439205Question for girls, which would you rather be?
>>34439447Gay sex with niggers from outer space, temporal folding time ridges that make you relive your own birth, ecstasy torture programs, clitoral Malthusian hegemonies, and swag vs class
>>34439230I mean sometimes the coworker is the one you’d rather sleep with
>>34439421ok, what a boring anon you are
>>34439450historically, celibacy meant being unmarried/single/unpartnered, it then evolved into meaning a vow of abstinence, but the underlying meaning has always been "not being sexually active", thats why the "involuntary" is added, meaning someone thats not sexually active in the way they wish they were against their will, so it is in fact very accurate and can also be used for people that aren't virgins, are in a relationship, have kids, etc, it simply captures the current moment on time where someone wants something sexual but can't have it, wether thats due to choice/personal restrictions or things out of their control isn't really relevant, it would just change between voluntary and involuntary celibacy, so a husband that wants to fuck but his wife "has a headache" is an incel but a virgin that could get the pussy he wants, when he wants it but doesn't pursue it because he's "waiting for marriage", is a volcel to some extend, although it could be argued that if he truly could have access to the pussy he does want to marry and thus fuck, he'd have done it by now, implying that he's also an incel since he' incapable of accessing the kind of girls he's deem worthy of his sacred penis
this tight italian bitch is everything
>>34439452maybe post it a third time in two threads for good measure
>>34439205I have a serious crush on a guy. Problem is, im very socially stunted and grew up religious so I have no idea how to show a guy that I have sexual interest. what do
>>34439462first step would be to get the bottom surgery
>>34439450>celibacy, by definition, is a choiceno
>>34439465Are you implying im trans? Weird, >>>/lgbt/>>> is that way
>>34439467either you're trans or you're some weirdo moid posting weirdo bait, pick your lane
Why is the acting so bad on SNL?
>>34439471I think you're just obsessed with trannies/men and taking it out on me for whatever reason
>>34439472>why is slop slopa total mystery
>>34439474I think you're just reposting cringe salt bait you found on reddit
>>34439478>cringe salt bait on redditUh, no. If you're not going to give advice leave me alone
I even sang her the song that is happening to us right now
>>34439460any other tight bitches youd recommend anons?
>>34439481you're really bad at trying to pretend to be female
Should women get their kneecap reduced, in order to become more attractive?
>>34439460meh, there are better ones
i got shamed on reddit a few months ago for not liking fat women. they told me im pornbrained for wanting a porn star body gf (i said i wanted a skinny gf)
Is it true that if women were presented with a button that would kill all men, they would smash it without hesitation?
Why did you break my heart?
>>34439505If every person on earth were given such a button, *someone* would push it.
STEMcel PhD woman doesn't get 300 gorillion united states bux per month from her tall husband for discretionary spending. In fact, she does not have a tall husband because she couldn't secure one due to her looks and outie?
>>34439509Any arbitrary woman.
>be me>my birthday>falls on a sunday>my friend group takes literally all day into the night to tell me "happy bd">even after some of them saying that, some don't say fucking anything>literally any other bd on the group>everyone says happy bd 8-9 AMfml
>>34439513I don't understand this post
Anon's blood type was found
>>34439483Which song?
>>34439513womp womp
>>34439513happy birthday anon my friends and family do that to me too
Is it wrong to use a man for his body
>>34439513do they not like you or something? there seems to be a strong bias towards others in the group
Friday, have you ever had a guy eat your pussy and then just sent him home afterwards without anything else? Amy Schumer claimed she did this to an NBA player once that wanted to fuck her because in her mind guys do this all the time to women.
>>34439525Aren't women complaining about this exact thing, being used for their bodies? That's all I've been hearing for the past like 15 years.
>>34439538Fuck no. But I don't have casual sex in general.
I had so much wasted potential. I don’t know how to reconcile this, that if things were just a little different, or that one guy in high school liked me, I wouldn’t be in this position today
>>34439542is it wrong for you to fall for the most obvious incel bait? is it wrong for you to samefag your loaded post?
9:30 am drinkstime to party hardy
>>34439546I'm not samefagging, there's a kittencel in the general.
Is saying a woman is built for bbc a backhanded way of calling her fat?
>>34439553In what... occasion is that appropiate...?
yes, blackbros hit that like there's no tomorrow so long as she's white.
>>34439553It's a fronthanded way of showing everyone you're Indian.
Is it true that the Chud goy clique makes the foids shake?
What is up with me and attracting ****
>>34439525Is it wrong to use a woman for her body? Is it wrong to use a person for their body?
>>34439564Why indian?
I went outside today. There are no attractive people.
>>34439580Indians love bbc shit as a "fuck whitey" move.
>>34439581Can’t relate, I’m the ugly one
Women, what do you like about your current boyfriend?
>>34439589I like that he is a Spector and doesn’t exist on this plane
Do you have trust issues?
>>34439592Lololo, gotteem
>seventy (70) motherfucking dollars for two (2) airport drinksI'm becoming a terrorist this is fucking robbery
Men, are you ok? How do you have no free time? Like what do you actually do day to day?
>>34439602On my weekends I code in the hopes that I make enough money to break the corporate cycle. Then I will find a nice woman worth her salt and we'll both live a simple life free from the grind.
>>34439602I spend hours masturbating to the thought of ugly cunts like her being thrown in a trash compactor where she belongs
All I want is a male virgin who's willing to quit his job and be my house husband for life.
>>34439611What will said house husband do?
>>34439593Are you sure its the same woman?
>>34439614be strapped to the milking table
Why do women always feel the need to comment under the underwears commercial, that their little boys love the underwears? Why does the whole world need to know what their little kid have under their pants?
>>34439614Take care of the children and do all household chores.
>>34439587>I’m the ugly oneEveryone is. Including me, probably.
>>34439593I do after watching this.
>>34439599Nobody is forcing you drink.
>>34439602What do you want from me? Like seriously, why do you keep posting this?
You walk down the stree and an authistic retard tells you:>Long live Quebec and jesus christ>I’m wating for you at church so you can marry an alpha male with moneyWwyd?
>>34439629wet myself immediately
>>34439629You couldn't pay me enough money to live in Canada.
>>34439629Rape him.
>>34439629Sorry, I can't speak English
Any femanons that can help:My penis is really small, only 8 inches... I have had women literally start laughing in my face when they feel my tiny bulge. It's really starting to depress me. Basically what I'm asking is have you all ever been with someone with a small dick like mine and if so did you find pleasure and if so how?Thanks in advance.
>>34439620Are you? Why?
>>34439636>>34439602This is why atoga is so dead at these hours
Why aren't you marrying and reproducing?
>>34439643>insert some incel bullshit
>>34439636>tiny>8 inchesare we deadass.
Femanons be like>There's no reason to be insecure about your penis size>Sure bigger penises are better in every conceivable way but you should just be happy with who you are
>>34439651>My only experience with women is size queen porn
>>34439645NTACalm down, newfag
>>34439629slap him across the face and walk away>>34439617it's mothers, they probably want to sort of review it amongst each other>>34439599airport stuff always has been expensive
>>34439651statistically speaking, penis length matters as much as height
>>34439218>>34439234
>>34439651yeah, no. nobody wants that one-incher
>>34439643I'm ugly and stupid
>>34439653Just repeating what femanons say
why are women like this?
>>34439661Bullshit. I've seen a variety of opinions on penis size from femanons in these threads, you're just making shit up to get made at.
>>34439602from 7 till 3 I have to work in the shop, after that I have to deal with the paperwork, send out quotes, work on marketing etc. and I have to go to the gym tooI have 0 time to date. The hour or two of free time I have in a day, I'd rather not spend wasting time and money on a woman who's just going to use me for a free meal
>>34439643I came here to chew bubblegum and eat ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.>>34439654I never understood this. Women that travel to the Caribbean aren't marrying and reproducing. They're just going to an island to get piped.>>34439662Why are there just random hogs on the street? Those things are dangerous. Not to mention the boar.
>>34439589He's hot and witty and makes me feel special. Also he has a nice dick that he knows how to use.
I am going to commit a csuciide
>>34439663Where have you seen a "average dick is best" opinion?Only JH has ever said that and I think she's taken it back
>>34439643cooties
>>34439669Where have you seen femanons only ever praise huge penises and treat average penises like they're inferior? You're the one making the first claim, so you need to prove shit.
>>34439643I’ve been deemed unfit for reproduction
>>34439665boars are just pigs, but not domesticated. They won't hurt you unless you fuck with them or their piglets
Morning
The seat next to me is empty. My luck is never this good. Something horrible is on it's way
Dealing with an ick for a girl because I'm becoming aware of the things she did with her ex (we're all mutuals and I somehow still have both of them in my life) as she gets closer to me.Yeah I think I have to mulligan this one. I knew it was a landmine if I dated her the moment she moved in and now I can't not think about this now that she's a matured/recovered/better person. Am I overreacting?
Femanons, would you date a man who has literally no social media presence?
>>34439678I need more details
>>34439672>>34420456>Big dick men who aren’t too big to a comical degree (above 8 inches is comical for me) and are good sexual partners are the best, yes. But it means nothing on an individual level. No different than people gravitating to 6’2 dudes
>>34439679Yes absolutely. Terminally online people are the worst.
>>34439669I think the upper end of average is best. That's husband dick.>>34439678Depends on what she did, but you shouldn't let a past relationship define your relationship. What someone had with someone else shouldn't have any bearing on what you have with them.
>>34439681>One post>Yeah I like big dicks, but I'm not gonna reject a guy for not having a big dick, and anything over 8 inches is too much.Fucking pathetic, lol.
>>34439677Are you on a plane?
>>34439687>Yeah I like big dicksWas my point there buddy
>>34439692>If a single woman says she likes big dicks, that will make me insecureBruh, I have small tits, and I don't fucking cry if random guys prefer big tits, get over yourself.
Is needing to work for a living reason enough to kms? It feels like it.
>>34439682I am terminally online though lol, it just isn't social media.
>>34439693You don't really use tits during sex like you use dicks and women aren't into male body worship like men are into female body worship of all types
>>34439698>Muh women are only attracted to muh Chad bullshitBlah blah blah, don't care. Your misery is entirely your fault.
>>34439696A little bit.
why do women give me so few complimentsusually it doesnt happen on a regular basis till youre knee deep in a relationship with them
>>34439701Because showering someone with fake compliments is disingenuous and only narcissists want to be showered in fake shallow compliments.
>>34439699Even you who is getting mad can only say "Just get over it you dicklet"Lmao
>>34439702I want them to be genuine but still happen more frequently
>>34439703I'm not mad, I just don't bother to waste my time with Chadsexuals who project their Chadsexuality on all women. I could tell you how I'm not into the stereotypical "Chad", but then you'd just call me a liar, so what's the point?
Significantly more Korean women desire to get married and have children now than they five years ago. This is a massive L for all the Western feminist foids larping about muh 4B movement.
>>34439680>girl moves into town after massive breakup, she's the younger sister of the wife of a couple I'm really close with>I'm aware of this and while we're flirty off the bat, I maintain my distance because I don't wanna be a rebound>she goes on like 3 first dates within 2 weeks of moving here>starts dating my friend. I expect it to fail pretty quickly; they're not good for each other because their negative traits exacerbate one another>ends up dating my friend off and on for about 2 years for maximum damage to the friend group and his mental>she's been single for a year now, is really getting her shit together, and is more conscious of her own faults >we're still flirty and have a lot of overlapping interests/life goals>this happens >>34437764 >>34438096 and I'm wondering if I'm getting an ick, come back to atoga the next day wondering if I've overreacted and we're basically caught up.>>34439686>What someone had with someone else shouldn't have any bearing on what you have with them.I'm not expecting her to be unblemished, I certainly am not. But maybe the fact that I know her ex and am still friends with him is the larger issue.
Im hagmaxxing nownot because I like hags, its just a lot easier than 20somethings AMA
>>34439705I don't care what type of guy you're into but you're probably into big dicks
>>34439701I refuse to give compliments unless I really mean it, but I also don't want him to think I'm into him. And if I actually am into him then I get nervous about coming on too strong. When I'm in a relationship I don't worry about that stuff so the compliments are free.
Having a son is really cucked. You're willingly letting a bald, microdick manlet be deeper inside your wife than you've ever been.
>>34439712Nope, I prefer smaller dicks. Now I shall wait for you to call me a liar.
>>34439714having a daughter is the most cucked thing imaginable, unless..
>>34439710I'm hagmaxxing too, I don't moisturize, growing my grey hairs out, don;t shave
>>34439715If you really were you probably would have led with that
>>34439714This is disgusting
>>34439717that's the not the kind of hagmaxxing most people mean with that wordalso most hags shave nowadays in my experience
>>34439718Here we go. God your kind is so boring and predictable.
>>34439669I haven't taken anything back. I've just adjusted my enjoyable range of dicks to include some slightly bigger ones than previously thought. They're more manageable than similarly sized dildos.
>>34439714It's more cucked for the mom. Imagine putting all that work into raising a son, and watching him grow up to be tall, muscular, and handsome and then you have to watch another woman steal him away from you and ride the dick that you created.
>>34439720Not me partner
>>34439724you should
>>34439723I hate this meme so much.
>>34439593if i didn't, i do now
>>34439725No wtf
Uh oh. It's Friday and you know what that means fellow anons and Compadres.
>>34439721Fine you're one of two femanons who prefer 5 inch weinersHappy now?
Men, how many times a day do you masturbate and how long is each session? I'm up to 3 times roughly 20 minutes each.
>>34439734
>>34439738Once, occasionaly twice every one or two days. I take around 7-10 minutes I guess.
>>34439734When do foids start their prepwork for their 3 holes that are going to be wrecked and ruined by Chad tonight? Like do they start late afternoon, or in the evening? How much prep time does it take?
>>34439738Once, occasionaly twice or thrice every one or two days. And I take around 0.5-10 minutes I guess.
I wish I liked sex
Femanons, would you date a man who crossdresses?
>>34439753My BF has crossdressed a few times before in the past, so sure.
>>34439611>virgindammit, grow up, loser, whatever, i have the ick now anyway
>>34439755I thought these were reasonable standards according to men? All I want is for my future pure virgin househusband to be forced in a role of domesticated housework and child rearing. He will be forbidden from making friends with other women and forbidden from handling finances.
>>34439755>sGood riddance
>>34439757Do you want him to be dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
>>34439760He needs to be submissive in the bedroom of course. He also needs to constantly tell me how sexy and beautiful I am and have sex with me whenever I'm horny. If he fails at this, it will be an obvious sign that he's not actually attracted to me, and wants a Stacy instead.
>>34439757I'm not saying EVERYONE should be like that but that's like almost reasonable. Um. In Japan and I think other asian family systems the man gives his money to the woman, who then gives the husbando an allowance. In Judaism the family gender roles are supposed to be flipped as well.
>>34439611>>34439618>>34439757Sorry, I'm kinda into it, but I'm also in the Eastern Europe.
>>34439757>>34439762Damn, it's too subtle, but I think I almost get it. Are you being satirical about certain attitudes or behaviors? I can't quite put my finger on it.
>>34439762I know you're joking but this literally sounds like my ideal relationships. I would love to be a virgin boywife to an older woman and worship her nonstop. I wouldn't even care if she abused me.
>>34439617Could be a grift. When you're a real woman of a certain childbearing mindset, the algorithm picks up on it and tries to sell you on the idea of reviewing children's products for companies.
>>34439738Once every 10 days I think, not quite every week but not quite every two weeks
>>34439738I do that every once in a while, but on average I do it two or three times a week. I spend about the same amount of time. I read smut and look at softcore photos, mostly.
I am once again regretting my decision to pursue a real job instead of becoming a full time street racer.
>>34439779You can still do it.
>>34439779Don't let your dreams be memes anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fxil2QY0wE
>>34439725No that other anon is right. Hagmaxxing is basically letting yourself age without using cosmetic surgery etc. She really still should keep herself healthy and her skin. Not shaving will save her money but she should shower well, use deodorant, moisturize and use sunscreen. Also lifting those small weights and doing elderly pilates.
>>34439602I am a nurse
What’s it mean if I’m out with a girl and someone I know who works at the place introduces himself and asks if we’re ‘together’ and the girl and I just look at each other and don’t answer one way or the other? Also we have kissed once but it was a while ago if that matters. This isn’t the first time someone has asked us a similar question and we both just froze up instead of answering yes or no
>>34439788>What’s it mean if I’m out with a girl and someone I know who works at the place introduces himself and asks if we’re ‘together’ and the girl and I just look at each other and don’t answer one way or the other? Also we have kissed once but it was a while ago if that matters. This isn’t the first time someone has asked us a similar question and we both just froze up instead of answering yes or noAn Ai told me you are both afraid of commitment and are in a "situationship"
>>34439738Nowadays, once a day, 20 minutes of active masturbation and 10 minutes spent on other things. I don't cum though.
Why is Makima so popular with men and women?
if she doesn't show you her armpit before you start dating, she's not the one.Never fails.
>>34439794Who?
Either gender, what one thing do you most want out of life right now?
>>34439792Rare instance of AI being correct. I’m not afraid of commitment though I’m afraid of rejection because last time I was in a situationship and asked about making it serious I got rejected and wanted to kill myself because I got myself real excited about it thinking it was gonna go somewhere.
>>34439785So what you work 3 12s and have 4 days off every week right?
Quirked up whiteboy here; AMA.
I should get therapy and start attending religious congregations.
>>34439235No. He'd make a very ugly girl himself.
>>34439291Spatial awareness. Unlike you knuckle dragging goobers.
>>34439802Why would I bother myself with women I'm already tired of them from work because I have to do all the shit. Wish they knew their place (kitchen) instead of complaining about how hard their job is (it isn't) or doing braindead management jobs where they check the files or make appointments. Thank you feminism for making sure we have to pay double the amount of tax and can't afford shit.
>>34439332>who try to give him unsolicited advice onlineNigga you listen to these? Did you grow up without a spine? Hows that shrimp curve?
>>34439799>Rare instance of AI being correct. I’m not afraid of commitment though I’m afraid of rejection because last time I was in a situationship and asked about making it serious I got rejected and wanted to kill myself because I got myself real excited about it thinking it was gonna go somewhere.Talk to her about it.
Gender, do you cry? Why?
>>34439813nta>I'm a nurse>A majority female job, but women don't work real jobs am I right?
>>34439818>cryyes>whyan foids
>>34439405It's just bait to make incels think they're desireable when they're clearly faking being straight.
>>34439665I think it's supposed to be for men
>>34439815I don’t know how to bring it up without it coming out of nowhere and making me look like an autistic weirdo
>>34439804What quirks>>34439753No. And I tried, twice, embarassingly.
>>34439654The absolute horror of encouraging people to have more children
State genderWould you fuck a moderately attractive female superior to advance your career?
>>34439798MFinancial independence.
>>34439820Yeah they do work a real job but how much input are they willing to put in. If they did more than complain then they would get their shit done, but they don't. Only respectable women are the older ones because they actually do their fucking job.
>>34439831MNoI'd absolutely fuck a moderately attractive female superior for fun though, but only if I was on my way out of that job anyway.
I gag everytime I see a white person
>>34439788>What's it meanThat you should have a conversation about whether or not you're together. Privately.>>34439798Can I wish for deathF>>34439818Not as much as I used to. I cry when I feel trapped, lonely, somebody hurt my feelings, whatever.>>34439831FNah. Sounds messy and like it could easily go poorly for me.
>>34439831With what
>>34439651A 6 1/2 inch dick is peak. Bigger than that, or taller than 6' 4" and you start to appear freakish.
>>34439831Who at Doordash HQ need they pussy ate?
>>34439838then fuck off to your third world shithole lmao
men would you gain 2 inches of length in exchange for -1 inch of girth what about going up two sizes in balls in exchange for -1 inch of length
>>34439839Why do you want to die?
>>34439827Or dont talk to her about it. Build yourself to be resilient if the situationship doesn't work out.
>>34439205>M 25>Texting my mom>Topic of relationships comes up>Tell her I have a girlfriend >Gets excited and asked me to tell him her about her (my first relationship at 25)>Turns into a borderline interrogation >Asking me her height, current job, whether or not she has a car, what her parents do for a living, whether or not she's graduated high school, college, etc >Asking what she does for a living (struggling to find a job) I was ... Not expecting her to ask this many questions? I know this is a TV trope but I expected the dad to be the dad to be the one grilling his would-be son-in-law like this. Is it normal for moms to be this way towards a women her son is in a relationship with too? I thought she would just be asking a bunch of generic questions like how we met and whether she treats me well and if we love each other or whatever. She hasn't even asked me that yet And it seems like she's borderline asking me for a background check on my girlfriend. Is this normal? I have no prior relationship experience so I don't know.
>>34439831Absolutely>>34439829I wonder what this woman would say if someone cold approached and asked if she wanted to have babies with him.
>>34439851It's more confusing to me why everyone else doesn't also want toThis shit sucks>>34439855We women are frequently nosy for fun. Also she loves you and wants to make sure your new girl's not a skank.Gathering recon to see if she should be nice to her when you introduce her or not lol.
>>34439850Neither. It's already kind of long and skinny and no guy cares how big his balls are
Women how does it feel knowing that you threw away into the trash bin your value as woman for literally nothing and now no man will choose you for anything serious?
>>34439865Do you have any aspirations or things you really want to do/see? Not sure what your circumstances are, but personally if I ever decided I couldn't go on anymore I'd sell everything I owned and use my free time and remaining funds to cross as much as I could off of my bucket list before starving. I'd rather spend my last few years actually living than cut it short at an instant after years of wageslaving and boredom.
>>34439869Being valuable to men never mattered.And it won't anymore.
>>34439869Not sure what you're talking about but me and my boyfriend have been together for years and love each other.
>>34439869I'm so glad I'm not a virgin and can automatically filter you weirdos. Nobody wants what you're offering.
>>34439872you're valuable to me, blue
>>34439871Nah.Went on a cross country road trip a few years ago and backpacked hundreds of miles last summer. Like yeah I saw some cool nature but ultimately both endeavors were completely pointless wastes of time and money. There's nothing I feel like I "have" to do before I die.
Women how many marriage proposals have you had so far
>>34439876Thank you, anon.
>>34439593
>>34439884ntaNot sure why guys will post quotes like this and then act shocked when women don't like men.
>>34439656Monster cock here. Women rather girth
>>34439890ntaI know there have been a few studies that have shown women prefer short thick penises over long thin ones. Full chode supremacy.
>>34439873>bf>together for yearsWho is going to tell her?
>>34439880It's been discussed with every official boyfriend I've had but I've never been proposed to. And that's a good thing, having to say no would be incredibly awkward.
Posted here before a few times so people might recognize me:My mom was a model and I was lucky enough to catch some of her genetics. Grabbed my Dad's autistic tendencies too though. Either way, here's my question:The ONLY women I get matches with on dating apps are super attractive women that just joined a few minutes to a few hours ago. If that woman has had that account for longer, or if the woman's a good chunk less attractive than me, I can essentially count out a match. Can someone, preferably a woman that knows exactly what's happening, explain why this is the case?
>>34439894>Being together with someone isn't a sign they love youNot sure what paranoia you're trying to induce in me, but you're retarded and it's not gonna work.
>>34439896Your autism is happening. You've found a pattern.
>>34439896bots
>>34439896The hot ones are bots.Or alternatively hot women get too many matches so they delete the app when they're not actively using it and you're lucking out when they hop on to find some dick before deleting it again.
>>34439898>HE LOVES ME BUT HE STILL WITHOUT GIVE ME THE WEDDING RING AFTER YEARS B-BECAUSE REASONS OK?I just reminds you that inside you there's a biological clock going tic toc tic toc...
>>34439858Because the only way to make babies is sex with strangers
Women, do you do drunk karaoke with your friends?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLFOhHpshEA
the esl incel has to be a troll, his esl-isms are too perfectly funny to be a sincere attempt at english
>>34439905Yup, retarded. We don't have the money to live on our own right now, but yes we should totally piss away money on a wedding and kids because some trad retard on 4chan thinks that's how relationships are supposed to work.
>>34439912>moneyIs that what he told you? HAHAHAHAHAHA cope harder sis
>>34439905NtaBitch I'm 34 the clock is not a factor.>>34439909Never once have I done karaoke. That sounds like even less fun than bowling.
>>34439913He didn't tell me shit, we're living with his parents because we need to save up money to live on our own. Something we both understand. Tell me, since you pride yourself on being such a relationship expert, are you married with children?
>>34439913Do you have 10-20 thousand dollars to blow on a party right now? If I'm gonna do it we're doing it right or going to the courthouse there's no in between.>>34439915I don't mean to steal your (you)s I'm just bored feel free to tell me to fuck off.
Men, have you ever had a sissygasm before?
>>34439914i didn't watch the clip because tv sucks, but karaoke is fun as hell with friends and it's a good icebreaker. most people suck at singing so there's no pressure. i'm a social retard and i like going up on stage and singing all star by smash mouth.
>>34439916>I don't mean to steal your (you)s I'm just bored feel free to tell me to fuck off.Nah it's fine, making fun of retards on 4chan should always be encouraged.
>>34439918>most people suck at singingAnd you have to sit there and listen to it. Maybe it's the autism but that is sensory hell not at all fun.
>>34439917Those are homo groomer propaganda.
>>34439914>I'm 34 the clock is not a factorGeriatric pregnancy zone start at 35 yrs old...
>>34439922ntaAre you aware that the quality of men's sperm decreases with age? All women have to worry about is running out of eggs, whereas elderly sperm leads to autism babies.
>>34439901where's my bbybot?i made brekky and stuck in corporate jargan land but would rather be making (him) giggle.
>>34439920that's why you go with a few friends so you can at least tune out when a tryhard hits the stage. or go up to someone and tell them you like the song they chose or compliment them and start a conversation. i'm an autist too but karaoke is one of the few public places i'm actually comfortable and i think it's because i got forced to go to a couple karaoke places a couple times.
>>34439922Okay and? I'm single. And malnourished/underweight. And don't want kids. If the clock is a factor for a guy and he's interested in me...he should change his mind.>>34439924I had a friend in middle school (12 years old) and her father was legit in his 70s it was so gross.
>>34439926Girl, if he got a whiff of your post-workout / pre-bath sweat, he would run. But go off, give him a call.
>>34439928My brain doesn't work like that it's going to focus on the annoying sound. I'm glad you have fun but it would be a nightmare for me and I would hate it. I'd end up being kind of a bitch to everyone over it. You don't need to try and convince me to go.
>>34439915>>34439916A marriage is an pact between 3 only:God, husband, wife.Therefore are irrelevant any wedding party and the people that will go to the wedding, because they are not part of this pact.
>>34439936Lol anon thinks God is real
>>34439936She killed heath ledger
>>34439205I've been dating a girl for like two months now and she doesn't want to have sex with me. She said we could have it next month but she's pushed it back and said she isn't ready yet. We've given each other head already. I'm meeting her parents next week.What do I do? She clearly has some kind of complex about it.
>>34439936Right, me and my boyfriend should totally dump money on a wedding and kids right now even though we don't even have the financial means to live on our own because some tradcuck on 4chan demands that's how the world should work. Again, are you married with children or not?
>>34439941I thought one of the Olsen twins gave him pills?
>>34439942>will suck your cock and wants you to eat her out but won't have actual sexI don't have an answer but that is weird.
>>34439942Is she a virgin and afraid of it? I need more context.
Femanons, do you want to be choked during sex?
>>34439942communicate clearly without blame, respect her boundary for now, but ensure you are not sacrificing your own needs indefinitely.
>>34439942>she isn't ready yetBut she was pretty ready with ALL the previous guys that fucked her without even gave to her the tittle of gf, right?Only a virgin women can make you wait. If the the town's bike makes you wait for something she already gave for free to all the other men that fucked her for free before you then you are the 'nice guy' she choose to settle down just after have all her fun.
>>34439949Meh. I can take it or leave it. It can be fun but I wouldn't say I want it.
>>34439899Maybe. >>34439901Talked too much to them and texted their (often verified with thousands of followers) Instagram, can't be a bot >>34439902Guess so. It just happened again but this time it happened after a voice message, so I do wonder if that was the issue? Was it the autistic rambling or my voice in itself? Is anyone willing to check?
>>34439943I know you are a woman but are you legit retarded? Are you even reading what im writting? I literally said you don't need any fucking wedding party because marriage is something between 3 only: God, husband and wife.
Haven't been in atoga for a while. Is it always this dead and pathetic nowadays, or is it just a bad time?
>>34439896>super attractive women that just joined a few minutes to a few hours agowhen i first sign up for apps they always recommend guys who look like gigachad models who make $800k a year first so they get the first swipes. i literally spent 3 whole days swiping left non stop through guys like that to get to average looking dudes. it means you're hot in a conventional way and probably take good pics too. good job anon >If that woman has had that account for longermaybe they're just not on the app as much anymore >if the woman's a good chunk less attractive than mei notice this too with matching other women. the hotter the woman is the more likely she is to initiate/show interest/offer to pay/meet up. i think the less attractive a woman is the more she'll get guys offering casual sex and not conversation/dates so she'll just use the app less too i guess. she could also just be too intimidated by you to be interested. she could also be assuming if you're that much hotter than her then maybe you only want to be with her for the leverage aspecti think depending on the app you guys aren't even coming across each other's pages and swiping on each other like you think, you guys are in the same "batch" but for women it's harder for them to come across you because there's a lot more men than women on dating apps. so no match doesn't always mean they're rejecting you
>>34439955You're ignoring the part about kids. And for the third time: Are you married with children or not? If the answer is no, what the fuck makes you think you're such a fucking relationship expert?
>>34439956It's not usually this bad.
>>34439647>>34439651Remember:Modern women will use shame/guilt to gaslight you to manipulate you. When you finally understand the true nature of woman you will stop treat them like if you were interacting with an equal, another man, an adult, because women are not, they are toddlers(inside adult bodies) totally ruled by their emotions and feelings.
>>34439946Yeah I don't really get it either. It it that that much more intimate?>>34439947No. I think her previous boyfriends forced her into it which has made her pretty cagey about it. Also some childhood trauma. She's currently getting therapy for it. >>34439951I'm trying my best to do that. I told her that it's making me question how much she actually likes/trust me.She's reluctantly offered it but she clearly didn't want it so I felt horrible and talked her out of it because I didn't want to feel like some kind of rapist afterwards. She's also worried I'll leave her if she has sex with me for some reason.
It's Friday, so women will be slowly leaving this fucking thread to prep for their Friday night hookup. They will be out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When they walk of shame back in this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't these whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Foids wouldn't your dad be disgusted if he knew your pussy was busted? Won't your mama be so mad if she knew Chad got that ass? And then Chad is going to ghost and ignore these Hos and Thots for another 2-3 weeks before he gets them back on his schedule again and in the rotation again.
>>34439962>in therapy for it>making me question how much she actually likes/trust meDump her. Right now. You're not getting any closer to having consensual sex with her by being there. Let her figure it out in therapy without your dick looming over her shoulder. It should be completely off the table and not even a topic of discussion until SHE brings it up and if you're too desperately horny to do that you can't be around her or you're just going to make this whole thing take longer.
>>34439957>spent 3 whole days swiping leftBrutal wtf
>>34439956still convinced it's one dude with a chip on his shoulder for whatever reason going berserk
>>34439958Some of us are divorced and have kids, sometimes divorce is inevitable and wasnt /not (my) fault. And yes, some of us have children. My oldest is a teenager and makes me want to pull my hair out.
>>34439958Lmao Cope harder. You will feel pretty silly when he dumps you when you be 40 years old. He never gave you the wedding ring so he will not lose anything due a divorce, in the other hand you already lost your youth and fertility.
>>34439957>“I must have had a reason at one time to keep coming back, but I can’t think of it right now.”That’s modern dating as a man in 2026.You rebuild the profile. Again. Gym photos, the one witty bio line, the careful height/age/income filters you pretend you don’t use. You swipe through women who are getting 200 likes before they finish their coffee. You match with three. Two ghost before the first message lands. The third trades three days of decent banter, agrees to a drink, then cancels 45 minutes before with the “something came up” text that everyone knows is code for “I got a better offer.”You still somehow manage to find another date a week later. You pay. You listen. You try to be funny, stable, interesting, tall enough, ambitious enough, emotionally available enough, but not needy. You walk her to her car like a gentleman and get the polite hug and the “you’re really great, just not what I’m looking for right now.”Then you do it again next weekend.Because somewhere in the back of your head there used to be a reason. The hope that one of these nights the spark would actually catch. That the algorithm would finally let a normal, decent guy through. That the exhaustion would be worth it when you found someone who looked at you like you were enough.>“I must have had a reason at one time to keep coming back, but I can’t think of it right now.”
>>34439976Are you married with children or not? This is a simple yes or no question.
>>34439965The sheer embarassment would for sure send me into a mild depression and probably why you wouldn't hear from me. It would be like me awaking, confused and disorriented but still relatively attractive
Outside of women with severe obesity or anorexia it's almost impossible for a woman to have an unattractive body. I feel bad for women who have genuinely unattractive bodies due to genetics. Like I, and a lot of other men, would fuck the vast majority of normal BMI women on this planet so I don't even know what fucking "unrealistic body standards" they are talking about exactly.
>>34439978stop replying to the baiting incel
>>34439812Being completely oblivious to what's directly in front of you isn't a flex.
>>34439978Are you still married if your partner has been cheating? Once they have come 'home' multiple times with physical evidence of infidelity on their body; I consider myself a single girl. I have learned to be happy quiet and alone but want my own scruffy moid to snuggle up and spoil, daily.
>>34439966>It should be completely off the table and not even a topic of discussion until SHE brings it up9/10 times she's the one that brings it up. She asked how I felt and answered honestly. When she says verbatim that she doesn't want to have sex before I'm committed to/love her, I find it hard to interpret that in a way that isn't "I think anon doesn't actually love me or want to commit" when I've gone to great lengths to do both of those.
>>34439987>Not married with childrenRight, so you don't know shit about how relationships work and are no right to lecture others on how their relationships should work.
>>34439982Nervousness actually does wild things to the brain. I might have my favorite workout fit on as my lil comfort blankie.
>>34439991WAS married. Feel that almost puts me in a more prime category, as I have advice and am also seeking advice. I always want to be better.
>>34439978He's literally never going to answer you if you're just going to repeatedly ask the question and not make fun of him what's the point? You're being annoying.>>34439989You've been together 2 months now? You don't love her and aren't committed yet. That's just a fact based on the time. You want sex too much to be dating this particular girl and you're exacerbating her issue. If you stay with her this is gonna end badly. You will not get sex and you will resent each other.
>>34439850In height, yes.
>>34439980You are not social or part of the outside world.
Men, pick one and don't step on other anons toes
>>34439965Okay weirdo. I just got home, ready to spend the weekend playing vidya and planting strawberries
>>34440002Pick what? A child?
>>34440002Top row right side
>>34440002This is a cursed imageI haven't said that in years but that's straight up evil vibes
>>34440002What is this weeaboo bullshit, and why should anyone care?
>>34439965One of my sisters was like this for years. Now she's thirty and has a kid with a younger guy guy none of us respect but like. Everyone's pretty happy and no one cares.
>>34439998She's already decided that she wants to marry me so I don't think there's a way to navigate this without breaking her heart in some way.
>>34439917What is that
>>34440002>>34440007You'll go blind replying to yourself like that.
i'm (F) really desperate for human connection, should i sign up for tinder? i don't have any recent pics because ive been heavily depressed for the past i don't know how long
>>34440017"Human connection" isn't what you'll get on tinder.
>>34440017Do literally anything other than apps. They're all trash.
>>34439647This is exactly why I hate talking about my tiny 8 inch penis..
>>34439965Already got pizza and penis, ready to trigger the incels again.
>>34440017I’m (F) too. Might as well go alone to a pub or any kind of event near you. You’ll have a better chance at a connection, plus you get to actually experience something.
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>34440018>>34440019thanks, any other ideas?>>34440023bar culture is more of an older people thing here, plus it's expensive and not really good for meeting new people. america sucks when it comes to that unfortunately
>>34440002God is the only one whom can choose the children I bare.
>>34440017Just ask one of the incels itt for their discord already.
>>34440026Then do literally anything else. You know how google works
>>34440032i need someone to spend time with irl. i tried the whole talking to people here and it was excruciating, believe it or not those types are capable of emotionally hurting people
>>34440026NTA If you're a girl you already have the social advantage. Strike up random conversations with people on the street, public transport, whatever about something that catches your attention. Most will play along.
>>34440038why not call your siblings?
>>34440037dude im here asking how to meet people and you're telling me to just google it? dont be a jerk
>>34440011wrong image
Moids, is this true?
>>34440029Eat healthy, be kind and mind your own and preach positivity.
>>34440041i dont have family, i am extremely isolated
>>34440038Women should be there for each other.
>>34440017Do you still worthing gold? (aka your hymen still intact)
>>34440005depending on your pick there's a 0.18-34.1% chance that she isn't one>>34440007Haru's a great pick. She'd be mine if I wasn't married to Koharu (25%)>>34440009Anime website. If this and other anime related things make you uncomfortable there are other websites where the focus on anime is less strong or nonexistent. Wizardchan is a great place to start
>>34440048bake some cookies and bring them to your neighbors
>>34440046I already have my own oak chair and I like my black hanes boxer briefs, but otherwise hell yeah this is all a good option (genuinely speaking)
>>34440042Go to any local event. Don’t be a cunt
>>34440057great news, now I need to look up where to order some fertile land
>>34440052>Do you still worthing gold?
>>34440060It depends. How young are you going?
>>34440062isn't all land the same age? except maybe some newly formed islands... maybe I should buy a private island, moids do love private islands
>>34440017Go on meetup and find older millenials to hang out with. You might become a quirk chungus getting ran through by painfully average comic book fans but at least you wont be lonely
/atoga/ anthemhttps://youtu.be/FuzKVhhDJE4
>>34439994>Divorced due to a failing marriageEven more reason to not listen to you as you clearly failed in securing a lifelong marriage. Also not surprised that a "muh virginity" guy comes from a failing marriage, good on your ex wife for dumping your ass.
>>34440026Not really a Friday night thing but I always have a great time with my local hiking club. I'm not single but everyone is young or young-ish and it's a good mix of guys and girls.Church is also an option. I'd stay away from dating coworkers but if you have girl friends around your age there doing stuff with them outside of work can put guys in your social circle.
Can lactose intolerance cause constipation?
>>34440064>isn't all land the same age?No, continental plates get pushed back into and out of the mantle, so some landmasses are younger than others. There are places that have been on the surface for almost all of Earth's history and that's where you can find 4 Billion year old rock samples.
>>34439908Don't tell people to have babies if you aren't going to help them get someone to make babies with. It's lowkey like telling someone to just be rich.
>>34439908no it isn't
>>34440074but technically why would it only count if it's out of the water? either way, I can't afford that but if I ever can, I will buy the most fertile land for my moid
>>34440080wrong fucking image
>>34440082-4/10. Also you're a faggot.
It's FridayDo you know what that means?
>>34440082Objectively a 4 with terrible style. Subjectively a 2.
>>34440088It's actually Saturday, timezonecel.
>>34440088time to interview for overinvolved and underpaid jobs I need to prep over the weekend for while also picking up other odd jobs?
>>34440082>the chadsexual is also a pedo faggotnot a single surprise there
>>344400823/10
>>34440014She's naive if she truly thinks that. And if that's what you have to do it's what you have to do. Staying longer is only going to make it hurt both of you more.
>>34440068I was the lil dumper and I also was not the incel preaching about virginity.
Atoga quiz time:JH and her uncle were:a) in a loving relationship until her parents found outb) in a sexual relationship where JH seduced her uncle by constantly sitting on his lapc) family strangers and JH ruined his life by lying because she's evil
>>34440082I don't see anything
>>34440108b
>>34440046The stew and the land sounds nice.The chair would be cool if I had a need for a chair.
>>34440092>>34440094TOMORROW IS CATURDAY
>>34440108Woah
>>34440017>desperate for human connectionThat's why we're all here, innit.
>>34440114I see atoga men have good taste
>>34440066i tried that already, millennial women were horrifically mean to me
>>34440017Hey
I hate that my body craves the flesh of another
Lost my job a week ago. Listening to my girlfriend on call acting all depressed and crying because she can't buy a switch now.She's been ranting for 3 hours about a pink switch being sold out.I want to jump.off a fucking bridge
>>34440123hello
>>34440108Wait, wasn't she raped which made her scared of cum because her unc covered her in his spunk? What is the truth?
>>34440126But now she can't play Duskbloods...
>>34440126drum prüfe, war sich ewig bindet
>>34440127How uhh was your day
>>34440121Teasing you?
>>34440126Ew dump her
>>34440133it's going okay minus the crippling loneliness. i have to go to the library soon to return a book, then i will check out a couple more. how's yours?
>>34440134no, like being mean girl type bullies
>>34440138What book?
Anyone else getting a big storm right about now?
>>34440126Update: I finally told her it's not the end of the world and she told me to fuck off and leave her alone
>>34440138Good, I just finished work for the week but I'm really tired. I haven't been able to adjust to morning shift yet. But I'm excited to have the weekend off.What books are you reading??
>>34440144no, I wish storms are so exciting
Men, especially ones with a strong opinion on the innie vs outie topic, thoughts on the type where only the clitoral hood is visible?
>>34440151post example
>>34440147>Good, I just finished work for the week but I'm really tiredsame, do you also have a labor job? i just finished reading the new jennette mccurdy book, it was eh, but i really loved her memoir so i thought i'd read this new one. also finished reading the first book of the talented mr. ripley
>>34440150Everyone’s cars that are left outside are having to call in to make claims with their insuranceMy friend had to call eight times before getting her claim in. And the last hail storm was just a few days ago.
>>34440151glasscutters?
>>34440151hot
>>34440155is that your pic?
How is everyone
>>34440159No someone in my Neighborhood
>>34440151My strong opinion is that no matter how her thing works, my thing will most assuredly repel her as soon as she sees it.
>>34440151What? I care about it all fitting together. Mechanically, logistically.
>>34440152(Obviously, NSFW warning.)https://anonfilesnew.com/s/cQqYcI1JJVKI encircled the one that looks similar to mine.
>>34440164damn, impressive
>>34440151I don't have an opinion. I probably wouldn't even notice.
>>34440167ntaHuh, I guess there is a female equivalent to dicks with overly long foreskin.
>>34440167Good coochie
>>34440154Eh not really. I just started a new job manufacturing electronics and they're pretty laid back. Honestly might be the best job I've had yet. Was Jennets memoir I'm Glad My Mom Died? I used to watch ICarly all the time but it's really erie looking back knowing that her mother groomed her. Why was her new book so eh?
>>34440167What the fuck is that website with its the billion redirects? Just use catbox you doofus
>>34440163I spent most of the day in the garden doing various things, I painted a silly little landscape and restringed a shell necklace my mom got 40 years ago that has been broken for years. I found some magpie and woodpecker feathers, they are currently in the freezer to destroy any potential parasites. And I made artichokes, so honestly, I'm thriving.
>>34440120The best. Top notch. Like honey and cloves with milktea.
>>34440167THE GLOWIE INFECTED MY PC WITH A MILLION VIRUSES AHHHHH
>>34440163pretty good
>>34440151Women ought to understand that, unless you have blue waffles going on, these aesthetic things are only really judged if they aren't virgins (or are otherwise seen as promiscuous). If their shit looks a bit off, then that's just how she is and is perfectly fine in a wabi-sabi sort of way. If she's slept around then her snatch is a blown out piece of meat that looks like that from continued abuse.Now back on your topic: I think they are hot because I can focus a lot easier when I tie her legs to her arms and tease her clit. It's just one thumbpress to expose it.>>34440167ANONFILES IS BACK?
>>34440154>also finished reading the first book of the talented mr. ripleyI read the first three of these recently, Ripley's Game was probably my favorite.
Should I barbarianmaxx? I mean I might as well If women are going to see me as a violent vulgar rapist regardless of what I do anyways.
>>34440181Yes, now a digital succubus is going to drain you to death.
>>34440175that sounds like a nice job! and yeah, that was the name of her book. the new one was eh because it was about a teenager that develops an obsession with her teacher, but the why behind it doesn't really make sense, it just kinda happens like instantaneously, i think that was my main gripe with the book, i didn't mind the writing style because it fit the main character but i do like that it also has a mother/daughter relationship focus, but not groom-y or abusive
>>34440180amazing, next you'll also say wicker baskets and ox heart tomatoes
>>34440163Angry, upset, sick of it all
Femanon how do you honor and pay your respects to the penis?
>>34440193>wicker baskets and ox heart tomatoes
>>34440197By fantasizing about being a futanari.
>>34440197I rub it on my clit and pat it gently.
>>34440198HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
>>34440152Like a bowl if cheerios?
>>34440163My week has been awful, I feel more useless than ever and I feel like I should skin myself to atone for the uselessness of my existance.
>>34440167Another anon asking about their own insecurities in atoga, go figure.
>>34439779I wish I was a rockstar
>>34440196We thinking positive over here, homie. Take a deep breath. Life is beautiful.
Let's go hit the beach!
I have this hot dentist that I pay a premium for because she's really good at her job. I was getting a cavity filled the other day and she was feeling around my mouth; grabbing my tongue and moving my lips out of the way with her fingers, tipping my jaw up, etc. I was enjoying this exquisite experience (probably too much. I could feel my eyes lidding) when the fat, ugly, mexican assistant was called in and put her gross warm pudgy fingers into my mouth to help. It was only for a second but was so gross that it overrode the nice experience earlier. Women, stop being fat. Put down the fork. Stop being a burden on everyone. It isn't hard.
Do you thinking driving can be suggestive? When there is not traffic and no hurry I have been trying to go through speed bumps as smooth as possible and it feels pretty suggestive.
>>34440220yes, you're making love to the roads
>>34440192Was Jennet going for like a lustful obsession or was she framing it as pure and honest? Any idea what book you're going to pick up next?I started reading Dune and it's been pretty good so far
>>34440216I feel invisible. I get picked over for jobs, I get picked over by women, I'm never the first choice and every choice I make myself is a compromise. No matter how hard I try the return is always a disappointment, assuming there's even a return at all. I don't see the point in trying.
>>34440219I only had two slices of the whole pizza, that counts.
Men say nurses are hot af but warn to not marry one because they are cheating sluts (specially with the doctors), do women have an equivalent?
>>34440210Sorry friend
>>34440220Boy do i have the album for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIG_EvwDUl0>>34440229I cut the slices in half and eat those
>>34440235I appreciate it.
Women:I have a really bad habit of saying "myah", "nyeh", and other related sounds in a high pitch when I'm surprised. Its a family thing that I picked up so I never even noticed it until a friend pointed it out while I was in college. Just how much is that a turn off?
Anyone have an answer?
>>34440242Doesn't seem like a big deal unless you act surprised constantly like an anime girl. Every family has their quirks and getting to know them is part of the fun.
>>34440224it was definitely a lustful obsession, and it was interesting because she pretty much mirrored her own mother and approach to relationships. i don't have any books in mind, i'll just see what they have when i go and peruse the stacks
>>34440227I see you. We converse often and I feel like we have actually grown pretty close. If it's any consolation, I often feel the same way.. I never feel 'good enough' amongst lots of other self regressive emotions. TODAY I MADE THE CHOICE TO BE POSITIVE and I want to share that with those I surround myself with. (You)
>>34440243that only happens when icky people are having fun
>>34440167link dead?Someone repost it on catbox
Foids, you'd probably like Witch Hat Atelier it's kino
>>34440255Youtube shorts wants me to watch it too I'll try it
Women, what does the pussy feel like during anal?
>>34440167I am not clicking that shit
>>34440260are you asking futas?
>>34440255it looks boring. I'm watching Komekami instead
>>34440247I woke up feeling positive, but the day completely wore me down. It's one of the reasons trying feels futile. When I try to stay positive, life smacks me right back down to reality and reminds me I shouldn't bother. It's scary how much you sound like her, and she doesn't want me either.But thanks for trying anon. I really mean that too, there's no sarcasm. I appreciate you trying and I hope I don't bring down your day.
>>34440263Im assume he ks asking if the force or vibrations move through from the anus to the pussy
>be me>33>divorced>wife cucked me with a supermodel apparently>read all the dirty shit on accident>his dick was down to his knees>this was years ago>never got over it>haven't touched a woman since>don't even try when they pull teeth flirting with me>whores don't get me up either>drugs stopped being fun>alcohol just helps me forget>I am actually broken mentally it seems>therapy felt like jew daycare, drugs were even worse>I am too young to feel like this>I'm handsome>am relatively in control of my alc and coke problem unlike my peers>mfwdo women ever have those 3AM moments where it hits them 'what the fuck did I do to that man'?How do I move on from this? I just want to be me again, I don't feel like a man anynore when I'm supposed to be peaking
I cut the cord of my mouse the other day and threw it in the bin. I just dug it up snd stitched it back together. I am an addict.
>>34440260It does get stimulated if that's what you're asking.
>>34440273That's... certainly addict behaviour.
>>34440278I even asked some of my flatmates if I could borrow a computer mouse in the groupchat but no luck
>>34440280>flatmateseuro detected
>>34440231Firemen
I wish superheroes were real
>he was an alien psycho genocider for most of his life, but now he's genuinely trying to become a better person and learn about loveFemanons, do you think Kregg is redeemable, would you forgive him?
>>34440296comics are cringe and ghey unless they come from japan
should I tell my professor about all the weird ass drama going on around me with my classmates? these people are lunatics. I try to stay out of stuff but people are physically fighting each other and one girl is trying to grope me and shit. we're both straight women?
>>34440298...>>>/y/
>>34440272you're never too young to be miserable anon
>>34440277Yeah, I'm asking what the stimulation feels like
>>34440296Nag, but that old guy did the right thing by creating and releasing the scourge virus. I only watched the show though but Im sure it applies to the comics as well.
>>34440301I was always popular and normal and a relatively succesful sex haver. Sure I'm no model but I never had trouble with women or making friends As of that day I just feel like a zombie floating through life barely registering any outside stimuli. Every day feels like I'm emotionally blind and deaf barely navigating through a street busy with anger and sadness. I hate, HATE being near peoole and have essentially turned into a hermit.
>>34440298>gheyAbepilled bro literally impregnated multiple women
>>34440308>As of that day I just feel like a zombie floating through life barely registering any outside stimuli. Every day feels like I'm emotionally blind and deaf barely navigating through a street busy with anger and sadness. I hate, HATE being near peoole and have essentially turned into a hermit.Oh boo fucking hoo. That's been my entire life and I'm only 23. Be glad you have those nice experiences to look back on instead of a two-decade long miasma of melancholic half-memories.
>>34440310people who seek extreme outside validation from the opposite sex are usually gay/mentally ill
>>34440272>>am relatively in control of my alc and coke problem unlike my peersU wot
>>34440299MIn scenarios like that, I'd stay out of it until violence occurs, at which point you should speak up on it. Since it's reached that point, you really should say something.
>>34440308>As of that day I just feel like a zombie floating through life barely registering any outside stimuli. Every day feels like I'm emotionally blind and deaf barely navigating through a street busy with anger and sadness.Stop doing coke you junkie retard
>>34440311it's not my fault you were born autistic, but it is my fault for finding the rankest whore imaginable. My lust and outgoingness was my own undoing if it makes you feel any better.
>>34440317Coke is just a symptom of what I described. I do month long breaks and only do it socially. My friends do coke at a slot machine or during a stupid garage hangout just because. I don't.Also I'm a super functioning alkie, I'm basically never sober during the day.I wasn't like this.
>>34440282You so cleaver and observant, anon, it's making me moist.
>>34440313nta and lmaothe things alc and coked up narcissists say
>>34440318>it's not my fault you were born autisticI wasn't born autistic. I was just raised in a very peculiar way. >but it is my fault for finding the rankest whore imaginableThat it is.>My lust and outgoingness was my own undoing if it makes you feel any better.It has often been mine too, but that was because I was trying to figure out how to talk to people who weren't used to me in college and started being attracted to women in my junior year. That entire debacle was embarrassing as hell. At least you made something of your time and have a normal life to look back on.Again, be glad you can do even that. Stop fishing for pity.
>>34440327I'm not fishing for pity, I am just genuinely a miserable human being.>>34440324I have narcissistic traits but my therapist leaned more towards depression and anti social personality disorder
>>34440327NTAThe visual representation of those "you agree with the guy but he presents his points in the most obnoxious and rude way" memes.
>>34440322>drugs don't affect me like they do everyone else because [junkie cope]
>>34440328>I'm not fishing for pity>I have narcissistic traitsI wish you nothing but suffering
>>34440330I literally know toothless idiots eho gamble and borrow money for drugs. For me it is really a social thing that helos me unwind this mental coil I'm stuck in.I never ever took a bag home for myself.
why can't femoids appreciate how easy and flavorful the pasta poverty foods of the Italians are?why do they always turn their nose up when it doesn't cost $$$?
>>34440335every person on Earth barring Jesus or Buddha has narcissistic traits. It's called having an ego and enjoying validation, faggot. For me these nerve centers are burnt out, I'm the exact opposite of a narc except for diminished empathy.I don't cheat or lie or manipulate, but I do fantasize about ultra violence towards my detractors.
>>34439205>date a girl for like two months>she's cute, but rather immature despite being in her mid 20s>dump her after she starts acting up>a year or so passes>see her profile on Tinder, she describes herself as "crazy", her profile says she drinks almost every night, BPD stare and all>still give her a likeFor my sake I hope she we don't match
>>34440338somehow women don't understand that most italian food is poverty food. Making it too expensive is dumb
>>34440339your therapist wouldn't have pointed them out if yours were in the range of everyone else on earth
>>34440341literally all good food on the planet is villager poverty slop marketed towards rich idiots
Both genders. At what point do you think self punishment is enough?
fellasis it wrong to dump hooks in the water?
>>34440344nah I have more of an anger problem.For example I wouldn't feel bad for seriousoy harming someone who slighted me, even for petty things. I harbor extreme grudges and seek violence as thr catalyst.No, I never hit a woman or an animal.
>>34440348FNever, how else can you improve without self punishment?
If me and this woman have been texting on tinder for the past day and she seems really into me (using emojis, multiple !!!s, etc) would it be too soon to suggest seeing each other tonight at a bar or perhaps somewhere else instead? Where do people go when they meet someone on these apps anyways?
>>34440345white people ruined:avocadoquinoabreadfruit (???)ox tailcoconutshark (to an extent)Now they all expensive as fuck even though they are supposed to be cheap foods.>>34440348when you get the point and the punishment is in some way preventing you from doing other more productive stuff.
>>34440356If you eat shark you are less intelligent than an ape
>>34440354you meet, you fuck, you dump and recycle.Apps are a hellscape if you aren't Chad ot a woman. One time I set up a date I was met with a bisexual dude who catfishes people with girl photos.
>>34440354Wherever you think you might enjoy yourself desu.I took a girl to Denny's because I wanted it at the moment and didn't mind dropping an extra 20 bucks on her. It didn't work out but at least I got Denny's and a conversation.
>>34440356to be fair all of those are absolutely shit tier hippy faggot foods that should be expensive, and aren't if you're a local jungle nigger that uses them
>>34440354You want to take it off Tinder sooner than later to avoid wasting your time.Tonight is quick, she'll think it's a hookup and since she's messaging you she might not be into that sort of thing. Ask her out on a date on Tuesday today and keep messaging her until then, but not too much. A simple coffee or a drink works fine
>>34439329i've never been asked out >>34439341I've never been given that advice >>34439367I doubt that they can do much better than me
how do you genuinely get hope back?I see no way out
Women, what's one thing in bed you think is overrated? What's one thing you think is underrated?
>>34440272This sounds like some whore nonsense. Whore marries a whore, is shocked she’s a whore, goes on to be a whore
>>34440368Try something newAnything new You need to give a bit of shock to your brain, break your current cycles or routines
>>34440357come here on a friday and say that to them>>34440362>all of those are absolutely shit tier hippy faggot foods that should be expensiveHow much plastic needs to accrue in one's balls and spinal cord for this sentence to be written?
>>34439982>Being completely oblivious to what's directly in front of you isn't a flex.>Nigga has never read a room in his life award
Looks are everythingand clavicular proves it. you can do pretty much anything you want as long as you arent ugly
>>34440382I don't believe any of that. But it is grimpilling that I've never heard women actually say that mutant-looking mug is ugly.
>>34440382You can't be addicted to meth and have friends while being autistic. That is the lesson for him.
>>34440369Overrated? Idk Underrated? True love
>>34440382I don't know about this guy, but it's true that you can get away with all sorts of shit if a woman likes you
>>34440385i always wonder what people who say things like this look like. i don't like clavicular but he's conventionally attractive
>>34440392see >>34440082
>>34440392ntaOnly Chadsexuals thing Clavicular is good looking. Have you seen his legs?
>>34440382Foids, how do you just let this guy walk up and fuck you no problem and steal you from a relationship that you have sometimes been in for years? He is literally doing a pump and dump!
>>34440392I look like a brother of Robert Sean Leonard, with shorter hair
Moids, can you explain please how it is even remotely possible that you don't believe Sabrina Carpenter is hot? Like you can't honestly say she is not bangable.
>>34440410she aint my type. Her being goy fodder doesn't help
>>34440385He;s not ugly he;s
>>34440410Looks a bit meh to me, to be honest. Not particularly hot or exciting.
>>34440408Is he fucking drinking a Diet Coke?
men pls answercan men tell if youre unattractive even if you dont send pics just through text
>>34440410she's very fake looking, weird looking. if she didn't have blue eyes and blonde hair she'd be a 3/10
>>34440410she looks like a young hillary clinton
>>34440415yes. men can tell when you're woman top left and not the bottom right through text
>>34440411>>34440413>>34440416You guys are just so full of shit. You would have sex with literally almost any girl you could, stop lying.
>>34440420we're not lyingwomen just don't understand what we like
>>34440415yeahusually if you're easy to have a conversation with, actually interesting to talk to etc. its a very safe bet to assume you're not good looking
>>34440420If you know that about men, you'd know that it doesn't mean that we'd find them hot or bangable you idiot.
>>34440417Young Hilary Clinton was hot.
>>34440410her face is fucked up and her personality is a huge turn off
>>34440302What does having your dick stimulated feel like like how am I meant to answer that.
>>34440423>if you're easy to have a conversation with, actually interesting to talk to etc. its a very safe bet to assume you're not good lookingwow that hurts
>>34440429its an observation. Hot girls tend not to know how to have conversations because they dont have to
>>34440425I would say she was 10x more sexable than Sabrina
>>34440423So is it a plus or a red flag
>>34440430i know, i realize what you're saying is true but i realize it doesn't matter if i connect well with a guy online because i'm not attractive enough so it doesn't actually matter
>>34440338Stop dating women who don't/can't cookMy ex makes really good weird cheap pasta dishes now I'm sad
No one will ever address the rampant misandry in women. :(
>>34440433its not a red flag, more like a warning or caution to not get your hopes up
>>34440428feels like the urge to pee + satisfying hunger at the same time but it raises heart rate like a trip on a rollercoaster and makes you want more, all concentrated on a sensitive growing hotdog between the legs
can a concussion change my personality and way of thinking permanently
>>34440408that pencil necked dork should've smacked his shit and taken the girl back. Do white people really?>>34440420Nope. I'm sorry you don't have the brain of a man but that's the way it is.However, it is funny how everyone threw Taylor Swift to the side as soon as the latest white bitch came to prominence.
>>34440441No, it can only make you slower, more confused and have a worse memory
>>34440410First off, all her songs are anti-male and she kills all her bfs in her music videos, so I'm already annoyed by thatSecondly, she has drag makeup even though she's a girlWe fucking hate that normallyShe's the epitome of what women think is attractive in women: short, petite, blonde, clown makeupWe don't care as much about that shit
>>34440441Yes, every TBI can fuck over your personalith forever or leave you a vegetable
I've already asked one coworker out and she said no. Whatever. Would there be an ick if I asked a different one out down the line?
>>34440442>that pencil necked dork should've smacked his shit and taken the girl backclav did him a favor by taking the whore away from him
>>34440449>>34440443i'm considering giving myself a concussion to be slower/less depressed
>>34440438we need to address the rampant misogyny in modern women first
>>34440440Yeah I am completely incapable of offering you a description like that for vaginal sensations. You're weird.
>>34440450yes, women talk and they will mark you as the work creep if you keep doing that without any signs one of them actually likes you
>>34440453that's stupid. alcohol is way smarter
>>34440453thats not how it works
>>34440450There's a one year standdown period or else you become the office creep.
>>34440453drugs and alcohol are way bettert.super depressed 150iq faggot
>>34440453No don't do that just smoke a shit ton of weedPretty sure concussions can make you depressed AND stupid
>>34440455this is just a skill issue on behalf of women
>>34440457I'm believe I was led on by one. She was texting me daily, talking about stuff we could do. P sure I got played.>>34440462Fair. Its been 6 months at this point. I'm not really planning on it again, but I have gotten a bit closer with somebody so its just one of those things that you wonder.
>>34440459>>34440463i hate alcohol>>34440465can't weed induce schizophrenia? i'm already susceptible and i don't want full blown psychosis
>>34440466Your description isn't offering any meaningful information either, stop touching yourself.
>>34440447The moids in this fucking forum are so full of shit, I can't with you assholes today.
>>34440420The main demographic of 4chan is people who can't thrive in a looks-based society, meaning that any random 4channer is very likely to value personality over looks, and so they are likely to be sincere in not wanting Sabrina Carpenter.
>>34440468>can't weed induce schizophrenia? So can a concussion though? Why is that option fine but drugs are a no go?
Women, are you more likely to show cleavage around a guy you like? My crush usually seems to wear something relatively low cut irl, but her social media is completely different.
>>34440382You can be ugly and OD
>>34440369A big pillow
>>34440410She’s too short. I would sex but not wife.
>>34440474Yes
>>34440470>Imagine asking a subjective question and then have a meltdown because the replies don't align with your prejudices.
>>34440469I'm drinking coffee and working spreadsheets; I'm a far ways away from touching myself. Using comparative experiences is a very practical and common way to describe physiological symptoms.
>>34440420>You would have sex with literally almost any girl you could, stop lyingI only want to fuck women who like me. I don't care how hot she is, I refuse to fuck around with thots who only want validation from me.
>>34440474Yes BUT>wear something relatively low cut irl, but her social media is completely differentThat doesn't necessarily mean anything.
>>34440478underrated or overrated?
The church is blocking messiah
>>34440410Too much make up, fake tan, not curvy.
>>34440481It's funny because he's not even baiting you ATP you're basically just talking to yourself
>>34440410She is hot, just like any woman who isnt fat, has clear skin and symmetrical face is hot. Is just not what I think about when I think of a hot woman.
>>34440479Oh but you'll fuck the 5 foot nothing Asian girl though right?
>>34440410This is an Olivia thread.
>>34440410>And I swear they choose me>I'm not choosing them
>>34440491If you say so. Doesn't change the fact that op's reaction was sad.
>>34440415No, I think every femanon is attractive unless proven otherwise. Which is honestly really dumb because I don't think most women I see in reality are attractive.
>>34440493yes. is that a problem?
>>34440493I haven’t had the opportunity to sex an Asia but yes I would. They make tall ones too though.
>>34440497I don't know who that is.
>>34440497goblina phenotype
>>34440454Why does she have a red stripe painted on her face?
>>34440500>I don't think most women I see in reality are attractive.Same, but only because most women (most people) are fat.Of the subset of women who aren't fat, I think most women I see in reality are attractive.
>>34440474No I dress what I like when I want to
>>34440508>Of the subset of women who aren't fat, I think most women I see in reality are attractive.Well there's where you and I differ.
>>34440487Overrated. Underrated is quality, people will cheap out on beds even though you’ll spend third of your life in one.
>>34440493>5 foot nothing AsianSays who?
Women, have you ever been height-mogged by another woman wearing high heels?
>>34440410Bogged
>>34440514>durrrrrrr has another woman ever been taller than you??You'll have to be more specific about what this entails.
>>34440473because it's natural and free, i've never heard of a psychosis induced by a concussion
>>34440514No. Being height mogged is the inverse for women because most men like dating women they can murder easily.
>>34440514No. I’m 185 and I wear heels often
>>34440415> if you dont send picsThis is telling. A cute girl who likes you will, unprompted, send a "teehee look how cute I am without really trying while I'm lying down or out wherever I am" pic
>>34440410She looks fake and her personality is a major turnoff. Imagine a guy who might have looked handsome once, but does roids (fake appearance) and takes andrew tate seriously, hopefully that makes it more understandable.
The men here are just mindbroken. I have no other way to explain them talking shit about Sabrina Carpenter. Like 90% of them are not even having regular sex, but they wouldn't fuck her though right?
>>34440523i will send a picture if asked, but not randomly with someone i just started talking to
>>34440470You asked why we don't go crazy for her and I said whyLike I'd still fuck her but there's much more attractive women I feel
>>34440527NO SEX WITHOUT LOVEOur values are fundamentally incompatible.
>>34440507She's cosplaying as a native
>>34440527They just see made-up-woman and imagine a life with them to cope.
>>34440527Foids be lying too. It's so performative.
>>34440537His hairline looked better before.
>>34440535Why would a native have a red stripe painted on her face like this?
>>34440517Okay, more specifically, its when you're stand next to another woman and the height difference is stark enough to be amusing
>>34440527Are you so daft that you can't understand the difference between "I'd fuck her" and "I'd like to fuck her"?
>>34440531There are guys here claiming they wouldn't even fuck her.
>>34440530attractive girls tend to passively talk about their appearance a little more, about clothes they just got. I dont know if its with intent or just subconsciously. Less attractive girls try to avoid bringing up appearance
>>34439205Girls, do you like the smell of penis/balls?
>>34440497>not blondepass
>>34440549Clean skin is so nibble able.Omnomnomnomnom
>>34440549Penis/balls only have a smell if you haven't showered in a while, gross.
>>34440540Some indigenous tribes painted their faces like that.
Fucking newfags
>>34440546Women can in fact have personalities so unappealing that men don't want to have sex with them, yes.
>>34440548>intent or just subconsciouslyi think probably both
>>34440551You'd nibble anything you pig
Modern dating is just a humiliation ritual for men.I keep showing up anyway. Not because the hope is still bright or the stories still convincing, but because the alternative feels heavier. Stopping would mean admitting that the pattern was never going to change. That the quiet accumulation of matches that went nowhere, conversations that dried up, and dates that ended in polite indifference wasn’t bad luck, it was the default. It was the system working exactly as designed.You open the apps again on a random Thursday because the silence in your apartment is louder than the low hum of notifications. You rewrite the bio one more time, swap in a new photo from last weekend’s hike, and tell yourself this round will be different. Not because you truly believe it, but because movement feels less like surrender than stillness does. You craft the messages that walk the careful line between interested and desperate. You show up to the bar or the coffee shop, pay the bill, laugh at the right moments, and carry the weight of being “the stable one” even when your own stability is fraying at the edges.And still, the endings arrive with mechanical regularity. The slow fade. The “I’m just not feeling a spark.” The ghosting that somehow stings more because it requires no explanation at all. Each one chips away at the reasons you once had. The belief that consistency would eventually be rewarded, that emotional availability mattered, that being a decent, grounded man would count for something in a world drowning in options. I must have had a reason at one time to keep coming back, but I can’t think of it right now.
>>34440558Not you, you unwhimsical bitch.
>>34440554Why? Was paint even invented?
>>34440562Nigga...
>>34440560>I only use dating apps to find a girlfriend and I'm strugglingYour suffering is all your fault.
>>34440565What else am I supposed to do?
>>34440562>Was paint even invented?"Paint" is literally any pigment suspended in a liquid, you can make it out of heaps of things. There are cave paintings that are over 50,000 years old.
>>34440562Yeah, they made it using a plant that they called Xucon.
>>34440527>but they wouldn't fuck her though rightIf she came on to me IRL I probably would, unless she has a really grating personality or something. But as long as I'm just fantasising anyway I can find pictures of women who look more my type on the internet so I'm not going to waste my time with her.
Can I ever find love? I'm objectively ugly according to society (I got fat, dark skin, big nose). I was closer to being conventionally attractive (skinny) but the people who were nice to me then were all fake. Should I just die alone?
>>34440572Stop being fat and then I will love your dark skin and love your big nose.
men, would it be a deal breaker if ur gf was a furry? not any the weird stuff, just having a fursuit and going to furcons and such
>>34440566There's this thing called going outside.
>>34440575Yes
>>34440578why tho?
>>34440575I wouldn't really care about a fursuit, but cons might be a bit much. Weird stuff definitely goes on there.
>>34440410>>34440382Some people are actually just ugly on the inside and it comes out.
>>34440575If she's cool enough, I could deal with it. Probably.
>>34440575yesss
>>34440575I guess not, I'm into worse stuff.
>>34440574I don't believe you if it's conditional on me not being overweight
>>34440584>I'm into worse stuff.go on...
>>34440565You push yourself out the door on a Friday after a long week because the silence at home echoes louder than the awkward small talk waiting outside. You scan the room for anyone approachable, rehearse the low-pressure opener in your head, and try to strike that impossible balance. Confident but not aggressive, friendly but not needy, interesting but not trying too hard. You join the conversation circle, laugh at the right moments, buy a round when it feels natural, and eventually steer toward asking for a number or suggesting a casual coffee sometime. The words come out steady enough on the surface, but inside you’re already bracing for the familiar script.And still, the rejections land with the same mechanical politeness. The polite smile followed by “I’m seeing someone,” or the softer “I’m not really dating right now,” or the sudden phone check and vague “maybe I’ll see you around.” Sometimes it’s the friend-zone pivot mid-conversation. Sometimes it’s the quiet drift where she excuses herself and never circles back. Each one chips away at the reasons you once carried. The belief that showing up in person would cut through the noise of apps, that real-world chemistry would favor the decent, grounded guy who can hold a conversation without a screen.Fatalism here doesn’t hit like dramatic heartbreak. It settles in gradually, like background static you stop noticing until it’s all you hear. It’s realizing that even offline the variables you can control, your social skills, your fitness, your ability to read the room and be genuinely engaging, they matter far less than the ones you can’t. You become just another guy in the room trying his luck while the odds stack quietly against the average man. Most approaches end in nothing. Most numbers lead nowhere. Most “maybe” texts go unanswered once the night’s momentum fades.
Is this proof that lookism israel?
>>34440585>me being fat isn't the problem>every fat person everit's the problem, nta
>>34440579I want to share your interests or be happy for you, but for this I cant, ridiculous going around with a "fursuit".
>>34440410hell no>>34440501>>34440513HELL YEAH
>>34440575My tolerance for degeneracy has limits and being part of the simulated bestiality community is way beyond it
>>34440592I didn't say it wasn't a problem, i'm saying if that's all it takes I don't want human interaction at all
>>34440575Nah that's fine.
>>34440585If we were all brains in jars then I would love you purely for your brain but unfortunately we are trapped in grotesque flesh suits and our attraction is contingent upon us putting in enough effort to marginally lessen the extent of our grotesqueness.
>>34440575I think I could accept it, but I'm probably not going with you to cons, sorry
Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothingTrying to find somethingI guess it's back to huffin' paint and model glueOh how I die when I lookAt you smilin' lovin' life and all I know is blueRainy days and cold stares broken love affairsEverything's beautiful as long as I ain't thereI guess I wasn't meant to crack a smileWho cares?I think I'll go to sleep for a while now
>>34440598I understand, but if you don't see my value as a human because of a little extra weight, you're deeply shallow. What would happen if I got cancer and lost all my hair and got deathly thin? I hate humanity, you're all so fickle
>>34440601The letters and gioyc threads are over there pal.
Modern Dating is broken.
>>34440605Do we need to check out at an alarming rate yet?
>>34440602Not wanting to date someone doesn't mean that I don't see their value as a human being. Your value is greater than your dating potential.Also, fat is a choice and cancer is not a choice so they are not comparable.
>>34440602>deeply shallowFunny phrase.>I hate humanityRightly so.
i love u danish & australian anon
>>34440607Life is a hotel and I'm gonna ride it.
>>34440608>Not wanting to date someone doesn't mean that I don't see their value as a human being. Your value is greater than your dating potential.Nta, how does one end up actually believing that? I ask unironically.
>>34440410Not into white women, sorry
>>34440608This is the most fru fru bullshit thing I've ever read.
>>34440615Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!!!
>>34440608>fat is a choiceIf it were that simple, no one would choose to be fat considering you're treated like a subhuman without any regard to why the weight was gained. You're just continuing to show how shallow you are. I can work on changing my weight, but someone who just fundamentally isn't a good person is much harder to change.>>34440609Thanks anon
Today I bought a fleshlight.That is all,
femanon, should I just text hi to her? I don't know what to say after
>>34440605That first girl kinda set the tone and completely killed it kek, what a stacy
>>34440614ntaThere's a girl in my life that I don't want to date because I know she hates kids and doesn't ever want to have them.She still has value in my life and is a good friend.
Everyone is always "cock and balls" but never "coca cola highballs".
>>34440410Women, could you explain which of her features you're most attracted to?I'm confused in the opposite direction.
>>34440621Oh thank god, something to move from the Sabrina Carpenter shit. What kind?
>>34440618People don't choose to get fat. They choose the easy way, and don't choose to do what they need to not become fat.
>>34440410Are there any Lesbians or Bi here? Do you think Sabrina Carpenter is unironically hot?
SO WHAT KIND OF FLESHLIGHTS DO YOU GUYS LIKE!?
>>34440628People moved from that a while ago, nobody cared but you.
>>34440625Yeah, I mean, I get that you can appreciate people that you don't want to date. I guess my question was more about the "your value is greater than your dating potential" part.
>>34440628Pink Lady Lotus, none of the Girls shit, too porn-brained for my liking and there were too many options.
>>34440621I'm considering getting one. The clean up seems annoying though.
>>34440624They're all nons and wiggers, I'd reject too.
Any women who slept with a lot of guys here? Is it typical that every guy I've slept with no matter how different they are from each other always end up wanting to do the same exact thing with me in bed almost every single time: they spend like 6 hours just groping my body and fingering me without touching themselves or even taking their dick out. And it's always really slow and like they're focused really hard on doing it, they pause after every movement and sometimes will just stare at my face the whole time. I guess to look for my reactions. The guy always wants to lay down next to me/under me etc with their arms and hands all over me. I never came across a guy who seems to care if he cums or gets stimulated even though he's whimpering and hard. It's just different from what I always hear about. Men does this sound familiar to you? If yes can you explain what it is? Is this just how you have sex irl or does it have to do with a certain mood or maybe it's something about the girl that makes you do this?
>>34440605Do women with dumptrucks have higher standards?
State genderFavorite porn category
>>34440643I've literally never seen a woman driving a dump truck.
>>34440642a woman being treated like that is probably really hot and the guy knows he's not going to get more in the long term.
>>34440644MErotic Audio for Men
>>34440644tranny clit porn
>>34440644MBjs
>>34440633>he wants us to pick one out for him
>>34440644MWMIF
>>34440642>Men does this sound familiar to you?That's weird as fuck. I don't think I even believe you.
>>34440644MBDSM, cuckolding or any where someone suffers.
>>34440633Came in my gfs tight little pink Korean pussy before going to work this morning
>>34440644MThreesomes
>>34440633Here you go anon
>>34440642>>34440642Can you physically describe yourself? That might have something to do with it
I’m texting a girl about movies and she said this>I could watch it this weekend desu I’m not really doing anything and I’ll give you my thoughts :3Is she giving me a hint to hang out with her?
>>34440666sounds like it to me
>>34440666Honestly, that sounds more like a "I'm keeping you as a backup plan but letting you know that it might not happen beforehand" thing.
>>34440633Onaholes, flashlights are bad. I can personally recommend this one, it feels 100% like a real pussy, like it really feels like the real thing virginbros
>>34440666Maybe. Go for it and see what she says.
>>34440642>Men does this sound familiar to you? If yes can you explain what it is? Is this just how you have sex irl I've only fucked one woman. But yeah, her pleasure is more important to me than mine. >or does it have to do with a certain mood or maybe it's something about the girl that makes you do this?If she has a bigger ass, thighs, or boobs I can see most guys wanting to spend more time with their hands on them. But it's mostly what I said above.
>>34440668why are you so cruel? no sane person would interpret that message like that
Is this true?
>>34440668Even if true there's zero reason to care about whatever games she thinks she's playing. If she seems like she's stringing you along just disengage. It's easy. And if she isn't playing games why talk yourself out of it?
>>34440666She's clearly describing a solo activity. At the same time, just ask. Why do you need hints to do normal shit?
>>34440678MI was ready to get married at 23
why would a guy tell me to quote "not look at him with stars in my eyes"?i thought men liked female attention,
>>34440673Dunno, in my experience when a girl doesn't enthusiastically confirm time, place, etc... in a date, they always end up flaking out or rescheduling ad infinitum.
>>34440680>Why do you need hints to do normal shit?NTA. You realize you're on autism dot org, right?
>>34440633>>34440653riley reidout they have clears ones. you can literally build typed own ie. handles and inserts
>>34440678No. Men want to kiss boys and rape.
>>34440682He's just looking for sex
>>34440682He probably hates himself and projects it on you.
You know what’s worse than a trauma code that goes south? Modern dating.I’ve watched people bleed out on this floor with better odds than most guys have out there right now. At least in here we’ve got monitors, protocols, a fighting chance. Out there? It’s just you, a phone full of ghosts, and the quiet knowledge that the game was rigged before you even walked in the room. I see these residents, good kids, smart, decent, dragging themselves in after another weekend of trying. They hit the apps like it’s a second job. They show up to the bars, the trivia nights, the goddamn rock-climbing gyms because someone told them “meet people in real life.” They rehearse the opener, pay for the drinks, listen like their life depends on it, and still walk away with the same polite smile and the text that never comes.And why? Because the math doesn’t lie. One side has infinite options and zero pressure to choose. The other side gets judged in three seconds flat on a height, a paycheck, and how well they can perform emotional availability without looking desperate. You try to be stable? Boring. Funny? Try-hard. Honest? Too intense. Vulnerable? Run. I’ve coded patients who had better resuscitation rates than the average man’s dating life in 2026. At least when the heart stops in my ER we throw everything at it. Out there the heart just… flatlines quietly while everyone scrolls past it.So they keep swiping. They keep forcing the small talk at parties. They keep pretending the next match or the next “hey, you seem cool” will be different. Same way we keep showing up for another shift even when we know the board’s already stacked and the next wave is coming. Most of us are just background noise in someone else’s infinite scroll. Decent guys bleeding out slowly in silence while the system keeps the carousel spinning.And the worst part? Nobody’s even calling a code. We just let it flatline… and then wonder why the room feels so damn quiet.
>>34440673>why are you so cruel? no sane person would interpret that message like thatNTA. I guess I'm crazy, because to me that sounded like "I'm going to watch it with someone else."
>>34440682I don't know why someone would tell you to quote that.
>>3444069062 million men want to rape and they should all die.
>>34440682What's your relationship to him?
>>34440687no he’s a very kind guy in that regard, he added me from a post where i wanted men willing to show off, and he sent me that after he jerked off on cam (he asked not me). ive never sent him anything at all.>>34440689likely yeah, how do i help with that then?
>>34440690So the cops knew that the internal affairs were setting them up?
>>34440682I had an ex who used to look at me with "stars in her eyes". Then things started to go south, I would wake up at night and she would be standing in the fucking dark across the room staring at me. Fucking nope.
>>34440693lol good one>>34440695>>34440696
>>34440696Oh, so he's an atogan?
>>34440560>>34440690I can no longer tell parody and genuine MRA/PUA content apart
>>34440696>no he’s a very kind guy in that regard, he added me from a post where i wanted men willing to show off, and he sent me that after he jerked off on cam (he asked not me). ive never sent him anything at all.And with that you lost me.>likely yeah, how do i help with that then?Love him, cuddle him, yadda yadda. Same old bullshit.
>>34440703Lol, those aren't synonyms. We hate mra cucks
>>34440702no, soc>>34440699men can’t handle the obsessiveness that come from a chick truly in love w them
>>34440692Or she could be watching it alone…
>>34440705ntaNow that's interesting. Why do PUAs hate MRAs?
>>34440706>men can’t handle the obsessiveness that come from a chick truly in love w themWe're not used to it. We expect women to be nonchalant.
>>34440709Mras don't want there to be a cultural expectation of masculinity in men
>>34440690>“You wake up at SeaTac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.”
>>34440710This is low T behaviour, my gf is obsessed with me and I wouldn’t have it any other way
>>34440696So you watched him jerk off on cam? How were you starry eyed?
>>34440703None of this is MRA/PUA.
>>34440715You're Indian. Your hijra doesn't count.
>>34440706Clingy introverted gfs are the gold standard
All the women are gone now out getting holes drilled and filled. No women left here.
>>34440718What is it called?
>>34440699That's some psycho shit right there.
>>34440716ive never watched a guy do it let alone live so maybe i came across too hyper about it or something, idk
>>34440721I hope they have multiple orgasms
>>34440725>>34440721what the fuck are u guys typing man what is this
>>34440722Not sure there is any single term. Quietly Walking Away, Self-focused, Single by Choice.I mean what do you call women that step away because they are tired of dating? They're all over tiktok aren't they because they seem to keep swiping the same guys over and over again.
>>34440726Honestly, our femanons could use some orgasms, might take the edge off.
>>34440725Oh they will. They will be having a lot of things done to them tonight by Chad and Brad.
>>34440728Women only want chad
Out of all the shitty flavors of awful relationships, I will take the "5/10 girl who tearfully says she'll kill herself if you ever leave her".
>>34440724Sounds weird to me. I'd love an enthusiastic audience. Maybe he's just such a gigachad that he's numb to it.
>>34440728Does your idea of MGTOW or voluntary celibacy encompass swiping on dating apps and getting matches and hoping something becomes of them?
>>34440605God look at that ass I want to hot dogging her
>>34440734>I'd love an enthusiastic audience.drop the discord then, lemme watch
>>34440734A guy from soc who jerks off to femanons only to get uncomfortable afterwards?
as long as you can wrap your entire hand around it and have a little left over, it's enough.
>>34440732I bet Chad went out with Samantha, and pumped & dumped the rest
>>34440738Sure, that's not fishy at all.
>>34440451she was being a woman by being taken away by a stranger. It was up to the guy to correct that and he didn't. I bet he was thinking the same stupid excuse when he was begging a faggot to not talk to his girl
>>34440742r u gonna drop ur discord tag or what
>>34440480Nice AI image
>>34440736I mean that is the precursor to that. One funny thing though is once you stop giving a fuck about dating and relationships, for whatever reason it actually becomes easier to find women to just casually fuck. I can't explain it.
>>34440740Are you talking about length or girth?
>>34440738Sorry, I'm not attractive.>>34440739Post nut clarity?But I didn't necessarily mean uncomfortable, I meant burnt out.
>>34440744And what will you do for me?
>>34440749im not a whore, so nothing, i also believe society should shift to men being seen as the prize, not the lady, so you'd be the one swooned over
>>34440746>One funny thing though is once you stop giving a fuck about dating and relationships, for whatever reason it actually becomes easier to find women to just casually fuckNTA. The only thing AellaGirl has ever said that I agree with is that women are like the cats of gender.
>>34440746Involuntary celibacy is the precursor to voluntary celibacy, which naturally involves a lot of casual sex. The manosphere is fascinating and diverse.
>>34440751Hot
if i was a gay bottom a few times in college do i have to keep that a secret from every girl i date? will they actually get the ick?
>>34440751>im not a whore, so nothing,Oh, what am I then?>i also believe society should shift to men being seen as the prize, not the lady, so you'd be the one swooned overRight, "Prize" and "swooned over". Is that what the other guy was too?
>>34440755Sodomy Schizo, pls
Men, status report
>>34440756well you'd be a man whore technically but thats okay cause men can do no wrong in my eyesis that a problem?
>>34440758Bored. Hungry.
>>34440758
>>34440721I'm back from having my bf absolutely destroy me. What questions did you fucks want answered.
>>34440758About to read some more of one of my library books.
>>34440753I realize you're trolling, but I actually knew a guy who went from incel > Chad > volcel. He basically completely fried his brain with casual sex until he stopped enjoying it.
>>34440721My butthole got blown out by some spicy peanuts I ate. Is that what you're referring to anon?
>>34440762JH, why do you get home so early?
>>34440758I wish everybody told me that they hate me already, it would make things simpler.
>>34440699Hot
>>34440766I believe those are the regular normie sociosexual development steps. Awkward youth to hormonal attention seeker to adult who prioritizes other things in life.
>>34440759So you're the femanon that was posting about how awesome men are the other day? That must've been right after you watched the dude jerk off lmao.
>>34440758Just woke upMy sleep schedule is still ruined
>>34440761Did this autist actually get to fuck all those women?
>>34440774mightve been me yeah, im men's #1 fan i love them so much
>>34440779Not if I can help it.
>>34440779Cute. But you're a future misandrist who just hasn't blossomed yet.
>>34440779Why? And not to be rude, but are you trans?
Did he take you by the hips, then slowly, so very slowly push the cock home. And then fuck you in a way so that each time was like the first time. Sliding it home. All the way to the hilt. Then slowly pulling it free, before starting over once more. Over and over again. With this new means of fucking, your puckered hole would grow pink. Inflamed. Each stroke. Every stroke was like the first. Opening you. Filling you. Bottoming out inside you. Your moans and groans of frustration would grow louder and more frequent. You would try pushing back to keep the cock in you, never realizing until now how much you had enjoyed just being fucked the normal fashion. This way of being opened and taken and taken and opened. It would become uncomfortable and even slightly painful. Yet still there would be pleasure. Pleasure that her body would seek, only to be denied time and time again.Each stroke of that cock would take you anew. Own you. Make it impossible to find a rhythm. Worse, your pussy would start making noises. Embarrassing noises. Oh how you would try to stop them. Clenching so hard, that each ridge felt like a monster moving through your tight opening. But that only made the pitch higher and a shorter duration. When you try relaxing, it would have the opposite effect.
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>>34440762Do you ever get dp'd by your gf's strap on while chad is fucking you?
>>34440786>Bad BunnyAbsolute shit, the worst thing to happen to spanish.
>>34440785
>>34440782what makes you say that?>>34440783im not sure how to explain it, i just really like how men are built and how they function, physically and mentally. like having an all-time favorite animal or something.>but are you trans?does it matter
>>34440758I worked out and went clothes shopping with my buds at the mall. Might go see the Mario movie tomorrow or that new Ryan Gosling movie.If I'm going to be a celibate loser I might as well have some fun and spend money on myself.
>>34440791>does it matterThere's the answer.
>>34440793>Might go see the Mario movie tomorrow or that new Ryan Gosling movie
>>34440794i mean sure you can be weird about it but im still a female who loves men so is my opinion somehow invalidated all the sudden?
>>34440793You should go see The Drama instead, it's very funny.
>>34440796Yes
>>34440769I have a dad to take care of before bed, still.>>34440788If by chad you mean my bf, we've tried it before and it's not worth the trouble. Like it's overwhelming in a negative way, awkward to get into position, etc. Strapons suck in general.
>>34440797I guess not, but it explains a lot of things. No need to get defensive.
how do i ask my gf about her previous sex partners without sounding like a cuck
Every time I try to talk to women I wind up speaking to them as if they're a niece of mine. It's partially due to my not knowing how to talk to women I don't know that isn't friendly or familial and part due to women acting like children. I don't think this communicates sexual/romantic intent. Does it?
>>34440785damn, you would write some good smut
>>34440804Depends on what kind of information you want and why. Asking about her number of previous partners in the context that you just feel that it plus your sexual health information is something that you two should share for your safeties is normal, I think.
>>34440809i mostly want to know everything she did because it gnaws at me and stuff like has any guy ever made her cum vaginally
>>34440804Do you think that she won't be able to tell where you're coming from?
Femanons, would you take your husband's name?
>>34440744there are rules against that in this thread??
>>34440810>because it gnaws at meWhy if not for your own safety? Do you worry that you two don't share the same values regarding sex and relationships?>has any guy ever made her cum vaginallyYou can ask her what she likes during sex and if she has had trouble having an orgasm during piv, but please don't frame it in the context of it being a matter of her previous partners. Frame it as a question regarding her preferences and how she has noticed her body works while in a relationship.
>>34440812Gladly. I hate both my first and last name.
>>34440815sorry i didnt know
>>34440785>he werewolved billionairely across the solar of his European castle>he smirked>his smirk smirked>author makes a sex-cannibalism equivocation>his 14" wolf cock tears through his Armani suit>doesn't ask for consent, but gets it anyway>Becky wouldn't even be able to remember her dumb, controlling ex's name while getting pounded by Prince-Sir-Wolfson's CEO cock>the female reader has a toe-curling orgasm>goes on tiktok to tell all the girlies what book she's gooning to>post on bluesky about how Lara Croft's bust should be reduced again>eat hot chip>sleep soundly in the knowledge that men are trash
>>34440810That's mental, I can't even imagine what kind of cuck mindset you need to be in to even consider asking for this type of stuff if your partner doesn't volunteer it for a favorable comparison. When I was jealous I worked on making myself stop thinking about all that instead of demanding of my bf to tell me whether his ex had a tighter pussy and if she came or did anal.
>>34440797I'm the one who asked. My thought process is that an FTM is more likely to idealize men compared to a cis woman
>>34440810Would knowing make you feel better, or just more insecure?
Both genders. Is attraction real? Like, you can meet someone, and have that person like you and decide that they want to spend time with you? How does that work?
>>34440831if no other guy had made her cum without rubbing her clit either it would make me feel better i think
>>34440760You should put something in your face hole>>34440761Nuh uh>>34440765Whatcha readin>>34440771Sugar>>34440775Oof, sleeping booty>>34440793Totally radical, dude.
>>34440812No. Mines cool. Like really cool.He's have to have a really cool last name for me to want to take it. Otherwise he should want to take my cool lastname.
>>34440785Why does male-written erotica make me dry heave? We can't experience sex that differently
>>34440835>Whatcha readinCousin Bette by Honoré de Balzac
Crazy that this is a real animal.
>>34440844It's a furry penis with nose and teef.
>>34440835>Nuh uh>Sugar>Totally radical, dude.What... what does any of those mean? Are we in the 90s? 9-11 didn't happen? Can I watch Eyes Wide Shut in the cinema?
>>34440575i've always secretly wanted to fuck a furry girl while she wears her fursuit. i have a latex fetish so i'd wear that while she wears her gear. i wouldn't go to cons or anything with her though.
>>34440810Bruh, you're not going to like the answers. I'm sure my gf was a slut in college, but I didn't know her then, so I can cope and create a narrative that she was always a hopeless romantic, that'd never let guys use her. And I'll never ask, so I'll never have to think otherwise. What you don't know can't hurt you.
>>34440842>Honoré de Balzac*thinking about >hims ballsack*
>>34440819What are they?
>>34440842Dude you're reading Ballsack ha ha?Fucking gay bro ha ha.
>>34440830youd think so but thats actually not true, a lot of trannies are woke and therefore subscribe to that whole 'men bad' agenda.
>>34440840We do.One is about dominance and pleasuring.The other is about submission and feeling desired.
>>344408574chan trannies are nazis though, just like 4chan gays. And what a 4chan nazi tradwife tranny would do to pass would be to claim that hons are all woke so he can't be one.
Lovebomb her, get her attached, then drop your nastiest most perverted fantasies on her and never stop whining if she doesn't want to engage them.
>>34440863Is this how cucks get women to indulge their perversions?
>>34440862u dont understand tranny politics as much as you think u do anon
>>34440857Why would FTMs want to be men if they believe they're bad?
>>34440853I've mentioned my first name here, at least. You guys said it sounds like a white trash prostitute's name.
>>34440865I don't care about tranny politics, I'm talking about tranny behavior. We've had trannies on atoga before and that is what they do.
>>34440848>Eyes Wide ShutMy favourite documentary
>>34440863Moids really gripe, don't they.
>>34440575>not any the weird stuff>just having a fursuit and going to furcons and suchThat is the weird stuff. Everything else is weirdER.Also, yiff in hell (I totally would)
I'm going to ask her out next week (it has to be next week though)
>>34440867I missed it :(
>>34440868Swiss is a prime example
Femanons, do you want a toxic controlling possessive big brother bf?
>>34440873Is she back from her trip?
>>34440876No. I want to put him on my shoulders.
>>34440861The parts about the female reader letting him have his way and craving PiV bad are the pathetic, disgusting parts in >>34440785 and >>34440840 though. The audacity alone is cringeworthy. I didn't even notice the dominance aspect since it's so widespread in porn.
>>34440866because theyre lying. no female (ftms or not) who claim to hate men, actually hate men, they still fuck and date them or for ftms, strive to literally be them.the only actual misandrists that exist are like a handful of femnazi lesbians
>>34440877I hope!
What are you guys doing tonight
>>34440885Milk
>>34440885It's OHP night!
>>34440885Just finished doing the dishes. Probably going to ice my bits and watch videos on my phone.
>>34440885Since it's 3:30 am here, probably go to sleep soon.
>>34440885Walk with my dog, watch a movie and sleep early for tomorrow running
>>34440886>>34440887>>34440890Nice>>34440889Good night anon>>34440888Ice your bits?
>>34440885You
>>34440879All good female-forward smut is written with the intention of making the fc into a selfish, horny mess because that's what men want to see. Whether the mc does that that through dominance, submission, or catering to the woman's expectations is determined by genre
>>34440810>>34440851>I'm sure my gf was a slut in college, but I didn't know her then>What you don't know can't hurt youThis. I wouldn't be shocked if my girlfriend was doing some Riley Reid tier shit. But as long as I don't have to confront it, it's just a hypothetical
I want a white guy with an eye area like picrel. Axl rose has the same kind of eye area
Femanon, do you worship your bf's average sized penis?
Millennial femanons, that zoomer boy can change your life if you give him the chance.
Girls seem to like it when I write smutty stuff here. Am I just gay.
>>34440898I’m 33yo and I’m only attracted to younger males. They think I’m unattractive and creepy though
>>34440892Sweet dreams
>>34440895Old?
>>34440903I'm wide awake though
>>34440644MLesbian/GG
need exactly 30yo femanon gf
>>34440904>old?
>>34440896Yes, but I still don't think it's anywhere near average. You guys are just biased and think crazy monster dicks are the norm for some reason.
>>34440910What about 33?
>>34440902What is the youngest age you would date?
>>34440912So like kinda shallow set eyes
>>34440891Sore from sex.
>>34440895men with butthole eyes are hotter imo
>>34440893>because that's what men want to seeI don't doubt that, but it's cringeworthy for a woman to read. And when men want to be sexy that is what they offer women. Blatantly male fantasies like "i put my gigantic monster cock in and you orgasm uncontrollably, your H cup tits flapping in my face". They should realize that if they want to arouse somebody they should consider what the reader finds hot, not what they personally like.
>>34440916can you rp as a 30 year old?
>>34440918Is that how they are called?
>>34440926Looks like it
Yippie I got her Instagram :DShe has big bazoongas and a cute face… I want to cum insider her and choke her so bad atoggers
What should i jerk to tonight? real answers pls
>>34440929Which white ethnicity has those the most?
>>34440931Men like this should not be allowed to roam in public
>>34440898Had to bite the last zoomer I dated because he stole my phone and ripped an earring out of my head in a scuffle.
>>34440896His penis is above average and I don't worship it.
>>34440935literally all men, btw
>>34440932WMBF anal.
>>34440922>but it's cringeworthy for a woman to readIt ain't for you. It's for us. >They should realize that if they want to arouse somebody they should consider what the reader finds hot, not what they personally like.But it's for males...
>>34440932Things jiggling but not flesh. (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)
>>34440919JH moment.
and she wept, hold me again
/atoga/ will i ever stop missing >her?
i am so excited to die at a peak in my life, that feels so much better then when i felt like actual human shit
I'M A LOOSE BOLT OF A COMPLETE MACHINEWHAT A MATCHI'M HALF-DOOMED AND YOU'RE SEMI-SWEET
Brewski time
>>34440945>>34440946>>34440948>>34440951everyone gone schizo at the same time
>>34440955I'm just listening to Fall Out Boy though
>>34440933Idk just look for beta looking dudes
>>34440946Why do you miss her?
>>34440957exactly
>>34440941sure>>34440943>but not fleshWhat else jiggles? Jelo?
>>34440961I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
>>34440932This lady.
F here, should i have chocolate milk rn or not?
>>34440965Yeah sure
M here, should i have regular milk rn or not?
>>34440965Hell yeah
>>34440968Gotta bulk up
>>34440966its settled then>>34440968yes, lets be milk twins
>>34440960she uniquely gave me purpose when i otherwise have none, i guess
>>34440898Absolutely not
>>34440974But why? Anyone else can do that
>>34440962Ye
>>34440902Hey babe
I can’t believe my life
>>34440965Chocolate has lil smol caffeineCould try if you get eepy>>34440968Yis
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=6kvArFMEyDD
Just saw someone sell their basically never worn leather boots for cheap and in the add it says "I never really wore them because of my short husband". Manlets really ruin everything, lol. Imagine having to consider what shoes you can wear based on your mans height.
>>34440962u r beutiful for show bobs i luv u
>>34440979Wat
>>34440940>literally all men, btwI don't like choking
*makes you lower your balls on a nest of nettles*
>>34440981I am not fucking clicking on that
What do you guys do with giant card board boxes? I bought furniture but I have all these boxes now
>>34440931Does she show them off, or is she more conservative?
>>34440982Ngl it is awkward bc I look better in 4 inch heels but if he's my height I feel bad/weird wearing anything bigger than a kitten heel. It was worth it though.
>>34440981Fool me once glowie, shame on me...
>>34440990>wasApparently not.
>>34440988My cat claims them
>>34440993I need a cat
>>34440988I used them to kill the grass in the spaces I wanted to turn into a path and garden plot.
>>34440990Just date a tall Chad stop making manlets egotistical
>>34440981Nobody needed that
>>34440988Flatten them and cram them under my neighbors door at 3 in the morning
>>34440990How did you determine that 4 inches is the best number of inches?
>>34440988make cardboard houses obviously
>>34440981https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=rYadfkFyhj9
>>34440986I saw a gif of a woman shoving a bushel of those up a vagina.
>>34440982No man shal stop me wearing heels and clonking the ground like clydesdale. I will smooch your forehead.
Goin' down the swimmin' hole to warsh my big ol' stinky penis.
Men would you accept a gf who wears men's cologne?a gf that wants to hold ur hand an overbearing amount? a gf who wears socks 24/7 minus showering and would probably want you to wear socks that often too, including to bed?a gf who has no friends and wouldnt allow you to have any female friends?a gf who puts her hand up ur shirt to warm up her hands when they get cold? a gf who would force you listen to crappy soundcloud music with her? asking for a friend
Crazy how there are guys with penises twice the size of other guys
>>34441003You have a hot attitude, I just wish you didn't neglect your body and hygiene
>>34441008the size of a mans heart and brain is directly proportional to his penis
>>34441008Breeding vs nonbreeding males
>>34440976i honestly don't think so. dated other women and they didn't give me it. we were uniquely on the same wavelength on damn near anything, and especially everything that mattered.
>>34440996But I don't like getting accidentally elbowed in the head when walking next to them. If I wore heels more often maybe I'd want someone almost 6 ft tall but I like them to be pretty much the same height as me.>>34440999Looking at pictures of myself in different shoes it's just a personal opinion.
>>34441012So whyd you break up
>>34441010I have a big dick, and I'm not particularly smart or kind.
>>34441007>a gf who has no friends and wouldnt allow you to have any female friends?No, that's not going to work out for me. I've had one female friend for 20+ years and another female friend for 10+ years and I'm not giving up either friendship for your insecurities.Making NEW friends after I already have you can be off the table, but if you want me to give up my OLD friends then we're not going to work out.
>>34441007>would you accept a gf who wears men's cologne?I wouldn't even know the difference.>a gf that wants to hold ur hand an overbearing amount?a gf who wears socks 24/7 minus showering and would probably want you to wear socks that often too, including to bed?a gf who has no friends and wouldnt allow you to have any female friends?a gf who puts her hand up ur shirt to warm up her hands when they get cold? Cute>a gf who would force you listen to crappy soundcloud music with her?Kind of annoying but not a dealbreaker.
>>34441016the exception makes the rule
>>34440998Based
>>34441007yeah except for the controlling friends part. implicit in your insecurity is a lack of faith and trust in me, and i can't be having that in a partner, not even a little bit
>>34441008There are guys with penises six times the size of other guys
>>34441000The goberment would tax the hell out of me....
I’m sick Om sick
>>34441014our lives were forced to go in separate directions
>>34440990I think it depends on context, you know? If we're guests at a wedding and the photographs are going to be revisited for years then it's not a great look if a gf is towering over me. If it's just some random occasion then she should rock those heels freely and tower over me all she wants.
>>34441007Yeah but I'm a footfag so idk how we would work out the socks
>>34441023Nta and not a girl but there is absolutely zero reason for a man in a relationship to have female friends.
>>34441009I also wish I wasn't depressive and adhd and dealing with a mass of bullshit random symptoms that I don't know how to fix and am already precariously balancing with supplements just to exist moderately better than I was last year.
>>34441030How so
>>34441033Skill issue, you fake friend.
>>34440995Post garden
>>34441029I FEEL SO SICK I FEEL SO FUCKING SICK
>>34441007>would you accept a gf who wears men's cologne?I'd rather she smell like herself but that's better than PINK or some other hoe shit>a gf that wants to hold ur hand an overbearing amount?Cute>a gf who wears socks 24/7 minus showering and would probably want you to wear socks that often too, including to bed?I'm not dragging all the floor shit into bed. That's just nasty. Also I use my feet as hands so not having those would be annoying>a gf who has no friends and wouldnt allow you to have any female friends?>wouldn't allowWe'll see about that>a gf who puts her hand up ur shirt to warm up her hands when they get cold?Cute>a gf who would force you listen to crappy soundcloud music with her?Annoying. I like my music the way it is
>>34440944You know it.
>>34441033there is absolutely zero reason for a woman, which i remind you i'm choosing to date, to not trust me
Footfags like feet cause they look like penises
>>34441009Jfc man
>>34441040It's too dark.
>>34441007I wear socks to bed too
>>34441026>I'm not dragging all the floor shit into bed. That's just nasty. Also I use my feet as hands so not having those would be annoyingi shouldve specified, it doesn’t have to be the same pair of socks all day. i change my socks three times a day, once being before bed.
>>34441007>would you accept a gf who wears men's cologne?That's an ick. I like women who smell like citrus or spices.>a gf that wants to hold ur hand an overbearing amount?That's cute.>a gf who wears socks 24/7 minus showering and would probably want you to wear socks that often too, including to bed?It's too hot here in Arizona to wear socks that often, you'll be carrying around two sacks of sweat on your feet. If it's cold where you live, maybe. But it's not like I have dirty feet when I get in bed. >a gf who has no friends and wouldnt allow you to have any female friends?I don't think men can have platonic female friends so that's fine. But I think it's healthy to have friends of your own sex.>a gf who puts her hand up ur shirt to warm up her hands when they get cold?So I won't have to shave my chest? Sounds great.>a gf who would force you listen to crappy soundcloud music with her?Which genres?
>>34441035a circumstantial situation too complicated to explain in a 4chan post aka life just kinda be that way, sadly, anon
I'm going to wear the same pair of socks all weekend long and I'm not going to take them off or take a shower until Monday morning.Checkmate, atheists.
dumb bitch is blasting 2000s-2010s pop punk rock emo music on the other side of the wall
GOD I love flat women so much
>>34441034Congrats on the progress.
>>34441054You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>34441055Flat women don't like you
>>34441044How many female friends does your dad have? How many male friends does your mom have? Not acquaintances but actual friends they'd spend time alone with. If the answer is anything other than zero it's probably a point of friction. Accommodating your partner's jealousy is one of the things people mean when they talk about relationships taking sacrifice.
>>34441055Fucking liar playing with my feelings
>>34441054My dad wont stop listening to Nicki Manaj's 2012 hits on the stereo. It has four speakers.
>>34441054She's probably a great fuck
>>34441044I know how other men are and there is little reason for you to be hanging out with other women when in a relationship
>>34441061imagine having a coomer dad...
>>34441062She's probably 35 minimum
>>34441065she's 22
>>34441053Athletesfoot.exe
I don't care about tit size I just wanna play with booty
I love millennial guys aesthetics and I hate zoomer’s but millennials are too old now. Fuck my life
>>34441057it was never this loud before. i'm thinkin she got dumped
>>34441072She's playing music extra loud so no one will hear her having sex.
>>34441060Its the honest truth>>34441058i know... only blondes love me (thats a bad thing)
>>34441059both of my parents are dysfunctional people, so your point falls flat.>>34441063how about i can maintain whatever friendships i like and if my partner doesn't like that for no reason beyond her insecurities, she can kick rocks alongside everyone else that shares her attitude? if you're fine dating low quality people you can't trust and want to play around their insecurities then fine, you do that, but my standards are teensy bit higher than that
Why is every archived thread on every board 404'd?
>>34441077Site is dying
>>34441071>but millennials are too old now.:(
>>34441064my dad likes her stuff from when she was "cuter and happier".But yeah my dad was a stripper so
Flat chested women deserve to be used as construction materials in houses. Crossbeams and wall studs and such.
>>34441073she left her room just now and no one else was in there
>>34441080>my dad was a stripperI'd never have a moment of peace and feeling right in your shoes
Are flat girls more willing to do anal?I know JH is
>>34441084JH is not flatflat.
Women, thoughts?https://x.com/TABYTCHI/status/2044846564342993224?s=20
>>34441047Tomorrow?
>>34441085How is she not flatflat?
>>34441053I'm not into dirty feet
>>34441088Are you new? She's all Ass.
>>34441065I'd fuck hayley Williams>t. Zoomer
>>34441081Flat chested women should be the bed we make love to busty women on...
>>34441087If I can get a good picture without anything identifiable I'll consider it.
>>34441082Ask her what band it is.
>>34441083I feel pretty good knowing that I come from both attractive AND smart genes (I got neither :P)
>>34441095Why you hate flat chested women so much?
>>34441089>she doesn't like dirty feetsad
>>34441099>smartidk about that one
>>34441098the popular hits from p!atd, paramore, mcr etc
>>34440627They like that she's a promiscuous misandrist, which to be fair, are redeeming qualities. But they need better taste in misandrist baddies
>>34441104I meant by asking she might realize it's too loud
>>34441097Thanks anon
>>34441107well she already left the house so it's too late for thati woke up from my nap because i recognized this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgjYTE-e9c
>>34441100I don't. I just want to cuck them.
i hope miss miseryposter shows up soon, i've been away from the thread for weeks and i need a target
>>34441102I have two parents. Also he is pretty damn smart too
>>34441112Lmao Imagine being this bitchless
Foids, what would it take for you to bounce on it?
>>34441113>having a child with a stripper is smartcome on now
>>34441112>i've been away from the thread for weeks and i need a targetIs this what glowies do in their free time?
>>34440410I prefer Alyssa
>>34441116An invitation from >him
>>34441114if only bitches made it worth the time, can you blame a guy? besides, e-jaunting is fun
>>34441116we r legally married
>>34441120Based
>>34441116You'd have to be him.
>>34441120Stahp etShe has a boyfriend, cuck.
>>34441125common law count?
>>34441130idk what that is
>>34441124>pussy isn't worth the timeOk faggot
>>34441117She has an IQ in the upper 130s. My sister has one in the upper 140s. Why are you making confident judgements on someone you've never met before?
Her name is YoshimiShe's a black belt in karateWorkin' for the cityShe has to discipline her body'Cause she knows thatIt's demandin'To defeat those evil machinesI know she can beat themOh, Yoshimi, they don't believe meBut you won't let those robots eat meYoshimi, they don't believe meBut you won't let those robots defeat me
Women, thoughts and opinions?
>>34441120Based.>>34441129Ohh, nice! I expected her to be with a Chad. I hope she pegs this dude.
>>34441128Chadlet or Moistcritikal?
>>34441051Of you were a real man you’d make it work
>>34441104Ask her if she knows what they do to guys like you in prison
>>34441136someone's ability to predict where the dot goes next in the pattern is pretty inconsequential as a marker of intelligence if they then turn around and breed with someone that sells their body to strangers
>>34441131common law marriage. like for all intents and purposes being married but not officially>>34441132>i'll do anything for a crumb of pussyany thoughts on what flavor of onions tastes best?
>>34441112She died
Who is the most attractive female celeb? I bet all answers will be bland looking women
>>34441140My husband.
>>34441145now why would you go and do that?
>>34441146Alexandra Daddario, and she's newly single too.
>>34441146you can't be a celebrity and be attractive, the personality required to want to be and become a celeb is immediately disqualifying someone from being truly attractive
>>34441143Well your assumption is wrong since they're still together and pretty happy about everything. Making assumptions makes you a dickhead
>>34440410I used to not find her not very attractive but after the coachella thing she became a lot hotter to me
>>34441141i'm doing everything i can, on my end, all that is left is prayer, i guess
>>34441116I will only bounce on>his>>34441138I dunno>>34441143Nta but I'm pretty sure making strong moral judgements about sex shit between consenting adults is a mark of low IQ. The stripper probably is smarter than you.
>>34441153I never said they are separated or unhappy, I'm saying coomers and coomer encouragers should be banned from bringing more coomers like you into the world.
>>34441142heh, but no she played this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgmY2sB71Hc
Femanons, thoughts on creampie porn?
>>34441146carrol burnett, especially in her prime. fuck i love red heads so much bros, any red headed femanons reading this i love you
GenderWhat's your dream? Are you working towards it?
>>34441157are you the OF whore?
>>34441146Gemma Arterton
>>34441138No thoughts, sleepy time before big adventure tomorrow.>>34441160They’re delicious but I haven’t eaten one in years. No pron tho.
>>34441158ah, then I don't give a shit. Have fun being ugly and unwanted
>>34441165100% bland
>>34441167Good luck with adventures, I hope they're worth it.
>>34441163MDon't have oneNo
>>34441163F, to live in a pretty historical house and spend my time grandmamaxxing. Yes.
>>34441144>implyingBut even that would be less pathetic than this parasocial shit you indulge in.
>>34441169sorry im not into chicks with dyed armpit hair and 14 face piercings
>>34441163There’s a Greek proverb. A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. I do not possess an ecology degree but want to use my experience from current job to help community. Living in a rural setting atm everything is car centric and there are only sidewalks near the center of town. I wonder what life would be like doing research in a parks and recreation role.
>>34441138I am full of milk
>>34441169She has the face of a best friend who you love to wake up next to every day for the rest of your life.You have the shriveled up soul of a raisin that fell behind the couch and has been forgotten for years until you're packing up the furniture so you can move out and then you spot it and mistake it for a dried animal turd.
>>34441171Why not?
>>34441146Anya Taylor-Joy
>>34441163FWho has enough hope left for dreams at this point it's a dream to be able to buy the food I want without having to worry about how much it costs>>34441164Nah
>>34441171Did your dreams turn into memes?
>>34441165>>34441176elegant choice. would.
>>34441160I don't watch porno.I like the the double decker ones of those at gas stations are like 500 calories.
>>34441175i have zero shame in getting my rocks off from baiting people in this thread, try again dummy>>34441163malei don't dream much, i mostly wander aimlessly from point to point in life
>>34441163MDestroy my body and bequeath my soul unto the cosmos. So that I may be born anew.
>>34441146Kat Dennings, Nathalie Emmanuel, Hayley Williams
>>34441188That the*Did my auto correct get turned on?
>>34441168I'm neither of those, nice projecting.
>>34441180>>34441183It's already over.>>34441182This basically.
>>34441164>theWe have like 3 of those
>>34441146
>>34441188>500 caloriesThyroid issues right?
>>34441177Sounds comfy. Why not go after an ecology degree? And how would you use it to benefit your community?
>>34441191Based
>>34441189I didn't say you were ashamed, I said you were pathetic. The pathetic are often shameless.
>>34441195It's just begun.
>>34441167What adventure?
>>34441182adopt a moid and then make him pay for your food, problem solved (and as God intended, too)
>>34441163MLately been dreaming of working in motorsports or becoming a motorsports photographer.No
I want her to squeeze my muscles
For the OF femanons: are any of your subs women?
>>34441146MI currently like: Elizabeth Olsen
Would like some genuine answers here, do men consider lesbian sex to A) be a loss of virginity and B) a body count? No strap-ons or things of that nature involved if that matters.
>>34441201sorry, i guess i was barely paying attention. so i'm shameless and pathetic? why?
>>34441209I'm gonna go live in a fucking cage with no electricity man
>>34441163MTo not live in a shithole and to get away from my family and all the addicts around me.I already achieved it so not anymore so I kind of just try to enjoy myself at this point.
>>34441209Yes, but I'm also not the type of man who cares if you're not a virgin.
>>34441209A. yes B. yes unless you're suggesting bodiless lesbians exist
>>34441209Yes and yes
>>34441146I'm a snoot fan right now
>>34441209Yes x2Honestly, I'd feel more cucked if she fucked a bunch of women
>>34441217>snootWait I meant snoodI'm a few beers in
Do men ever stop drinking
>>34441224I'm trying babe
>>34441224I already did but nobody noticed
>>34441224I don't normally drink this often
>>34441224Yes we all drink water to survive babe
>>34441224I don't drink
>>34441224i don't usually start unless i'm visiting friends for the purpose of drinking. alcohol is kinda grody, but a nice sip of fine whisky among good company is one of few pleasant things in this universe
This is what supreme female beauty looks like
>>34441224of all the vices ive had in my life, i actually managed to avoid drinking entirely
moid hand posting hours when?
ive been eating soup, honey, and ice cream all day to soothe this throat that got inflamed for no reason
This is what supreme male (and human) beauty looks like
>>34441235My hands aren't fat
>>34441235seconding this
>>34441198It's a meal for when I forget to eat.
What's the deal with foids and hands
>>34441232>tom cruise ah post
>>34441241>when I forget to eatWhen pigs fly.
>>34441239anon thats creepy howd you know?
>>34441242thats a male anon trying to scam other anons into embarrassing themselves
>>34441235right here, baby buns
>>34441146>I bet all answers will be bland looking womenYou are correct that every female mentioned was white.
>>34441246t. ugly hand moid trying to deny women of hot moid hands
>>34441236Try eating toast idk why but it always helps me when I got a sore throat
>>34441204Bad planWhat happens if he dumps me or diesOr also doesn't make enough money
>>34441244I forgot lunch just today. Calm down stimpy.
>>34441245I know (You).
>>34441247(゜-゜) take ur time
>>34441245Every post you make is monitored by multiple users who track all known women in the thread. The only way to protect yourself is to leave the thread.
>>34441247PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP, MOID.
>>34441252find a good partner and be a good partner and these problems largely disappear!
>>34441246God damn glowies shitting up our board.
>>34441248>every female mentioned was whiteNot true
Femanons, what is a song that makes you feel like a bad bitch?
>>34441259Okay so I'm doomedThis conversation was pointless
>>34441256sorry i read your post as like "moid hands pretending to be women on the internet" rather than handposting. you would not like my hands, they won't be vascular enough for you. my hands are good for one thing and one thing only
>>34441264God Is A Woman
>>34441267jerking off?
>>34441264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbeH9GCtShE
>>34441248I've seen you make enough "Jews Aren't White" posts to know you know better...
>>34441248Here's a blackish woman.
>>34441160>Femanons, thoughts on creampie porn?Creampies >>> facials. I don't know why 98% of porn is one or the other. Like, "I don't want to risk knocking her up. Better nut in her fucking eye.">>34441163>What's your dream? I want to open my own automotive customs shop, but that seems less and less feasible as time goes on.>Are you working towards it?Trying to gain enough financial security that I don't have to worry if the business doesn't pan out. >>34441146>Who is the most attractive female celeb?Young Jennifer Connelly is up there. And Lori Loughlin back when she was on Full House.>>34441206>I want her to squeeze my muscles"Wow, anon. You must work out. I bet you could pick me up like it was nothing.">>34441232Have you seen her mother? Or her and Brad Pitt's daughter? Them genes are strong.
moids can you post vocaroos while you're at it too. thx
>>34441277they’re too pussy to even post their pawsu think they’re going to post voice?
>>34441258!!!
>>34439235MNoNo
>>34441277No.
Summer is fast approaching, what is your goal for these next few months?I want to really lock in on consistency in working out and getting ahead of my degree skill-wise instead of just waiting for the classes to teach me.
>>34441282you moids are pussies and very gay
>>34441271nah, flashing gangstalking hand signals to freak out fellow schizos>>34441277you're a real degenerate, aren't you?
>>34441273>>34441275You wmbf wmaf spammers are asleep aren't you.
>>34441264https://youtu.be/u9XrWB-u1vc?si=2sySmW2_cQ0rYBrB
>>34441224I'm 25 and I can count the amount of times I've drank on two hands, probably 1 hand really.
>>34441264https://youtu.be/YJL38F_g2KM
>>34441283My goal is to take my time.
>>34441285yes now please post
>>34441295Fuck off you faggot gay coomer moid
>>34441291>Game tells you to take your time.>Meanwhile the game gives you a limited amount of time to get stuff done with story timers as well as a limited amount of times to max out social links.Pretty good allegory for real life honestly.
>>34441297shut up voicecel handcel failed soimoid and let the real men peacock around here
>>34441295so you can steal my voice and ai generate incriminating speech? i don't think so, "fem"anon
men be like >im so lonely wah wah women r so meanthen women ask to look and swoon over something as simple as their handsand they behave like this(︶︹︺) really says a lot
>>34441284Sorry babeGlowies are on watch
>>34441148Do what?
>>34441303You can see my hands all you want when we go on an in-person date.
>>34441303they are pussy faggots it's no wonder they're all bitchless
>>34441199I feel uncomfortable going bsck to school at this age.>>34441203That’s secret
men get nothing out of obliging hand post requestssame reason why men have stopped dating and marrying women toowomen take and give nothing
>>34441303how about a nice textual conversation over tea instead? i'll go make some right now.
>>34441309This. We demand more feet pics.
>>34440272When you finally understand the true nature of woman you will stop treat them like if you were interacting with an equal, another man, an adult, because women are not, they are toddlers(inside adult bodies) totally ruled by their emotions and feelings.
How come taking care of your hands is seen as gay? My friends say it is gay that I consistently use lotion and keep my hands from being sandpaper.
>>34441286it's very tiring their daily spam.
>>34441309>>34441311A femanon in the previous thread did.
>>34441301post your feet again, fagboi
>>34441299Thats only an issue if you care about ticking off milestones.
>>34441200Ty>>34441248Confidently incorrect
>>34441304Fuck glowies.Post hands on cats or tacobell bag.
>>34441315did what
>>34441277>>34441279I'll probably regret this but I'll post hand. Give it a few minutes.
>>34441146I have been Juliette Binochepilled.
>>34441316>againdumbass
>>34441303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDi3ZYxWboWhatever you say, Anonette.
>>34441319>Post hands on cats or tacobell bag.I have neither cat or taco bell.
>>34441315That was a man, shit-for-brains.
I can't find any reason to believe in God, but I also hate atheists because the idea of nothing after death is horrifying. Can anyone relate to this feeling?
>>34441326im not a man holy shit women can grow leg hair too, this is cyberbullying!
>>34441305rhetorical question. your secret is safe with me, don't worry ;)
>>34441146MI dig María Elisa Camargo and Cecilia Ponce.
>>34441327every smooth brain redditor orthodox larper, yes
>>34441327>the idea of nothing after death is horrifyingI find that comforting instead of horrifying so no I don't really get it
pecs when
>>34441307>>34441301>>34441295>>34441303Somebody is ovulating. Sheesh.
>>34441277I'll pass. I hate my voice
>>34441327what's horrifying about it? you can only ever be aware of existing so i don't think you have much to be horrified with
>>34441333*moobs when
>>34441327>I can't find any reason to believe in GodFine tuning and Prime Mover are both sufficient arguments for believing in some kind of intelligent design.>Can anyone relate to this feeling?Yeah because I was an Atheist for around 8 years, I can empathize with how you feel.
>>34441333okay now you're just being greedy.
>>34441277I thought those were... you know.Cuz of the "you know whos" cracking down on fun.
Do women really feel sore after sex?
>>34441334men can't ovulate
>>34440633The one that walks, can make me a sandwich and is not an insufferable bitch.
>>34441321I'm too technologically inept to make the picture small enough to fit on 4chan and I won't upload somewhere that doesn't strip .exif data. Sorry, no hand pics today.
>>34441341Not every time
>>34441276>I bet you could pick me up like it was nothingI could press her over my head like a barbell
>>34441334>can't spot a baiter when he sees one
>>34441322>Dykael J. Fox
>>34441344Catbox
>>34441276Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're a stupid racist.> I AM MIGHTY KEEF
>>34441277What kind of voices do you like
>>34441338>>34441327Can you guys stop, please? I don't want to read Swiss crashing out for the rest of the night.
>>34441163I hope I fall in love With someone meant for me
>>34441351She's a bwc enthusiast
>>34441352the kind i can stroke my dick to.
>>34441353
>>34441353I'm not from Switzerland, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just someone suffering from existential dead.
>>34441352calm but playful and somewhat deep but not too deep
>>34441329Okay
>>34441356
>>34441359I didn't mean you. Are you not long for this world or something?
>>34441360Alright that's not me
Why would I should hand if you won't show butthole?
>>34441360why not just listen to an alan watts talk
>>34441363Nah. I'm not dying or anything. Just anxious about death is all.
>>34441338>>34441327And in case those arguments are not evident from the names, here is quick summary of them.>Prime Mover - Everything in the universe is part of a causal chain where each effect is a cause of another effect, often many. This pattern necessitates a mover that exists outside of this chain and since everything in the Universe is entrenched in it, that thing must come from outside of the Universe. That thing would be God.>Fine Tuning - The idea that Universal constants and the many factors that lead to the conditions for life to form are so unlikely to happen naturally that it is more logical for it to be the act of a creator that lead to these conditions. If you sat down at a poker table and some player got 52 royal flushes in a row, you would silly to believe that was all just chance rather than some form of cheating or colluding with the dealer(so in this analogy, the intelligent design that lead to the outcome.)And of course the other one being that Abiogenesis/creation of life that is not spawned from another living thing has 0 basis or evidence of any kind and likely never will.
i realized i can just go outside to look at men's hands for free u guys are useless to me now, not that you ever were useful seeing that no one ever posted hands
>>34441345Is JH exaggerating?
God damn
>>34441369Sarge posted hands
>>34441369:( okay
We're the only ones who know.
>>34441373i dont see any hands posted itt
>>34441370she is larping
>>34441369We notice when you do. You just have more plausible deniability than when we look at your tits.
>>34441376 Know what?
>>34441373Stop referring to yourself in third person, weirdo.
Is a slight upward curve optimal shape?
>>34441379im flat as a board so sure man go for it
>>34441276Thoughts on the lesbian wrestling thread on gif?
>>34441381kek he is so obvious.
What's your drunk song
It pisses me off that he’s the only thing that allows me to sleep
boys rule, girls drool.sorry ladies, but thems the rules
Is anyone else in love with Sarge?Sarge has the best hands of all moids ITT.Sarge has the best voice of all moids ITT.Sarge has the best face of all moids ITT.Sarge has the best dick of all moids ITT.Any girl who dates me would be the luckiest girl in the world because Sarge is just that great.
>>34441383>implying I don't like small tits
>>34441370JH is having hours long pornbrained fuckseshs where she is used for her body by two coomers that don't give a shit about her, thats not how normal people have sex, thats her reliving her sexual trauma on a weekly basis and isn't comparable to the sex life of sane people.
who is sarge
>>34441325Fine. On generic T shirt.
>>34441388He’s that boring, or thinking about him and/or holding him calms you down?
>>34441388Cocknazepam?
>>34441390Nobody likes attention whores, especially male attention whores.
>>34441365Sir, this is a wendy's.
>>34441383Then I'll stare at your ass
>>34441393
>>34441386"I fought the jews"
>>34441390>Any girl who dates me would be the luckiest girl in the world because Sarge is just that great.Is sarge trying to unicorn hunt through someone?
Be crazyMake that clam shaped soap dish of your dreams
>>34441383I love flatties!
I found her IMDb account.
>>34441406i love u too anon
>>34441401I miss 2000s Xbox live. So many good memories.
>>34441405Do you like reading my old posts?
>>34441393mentally ill homosexual wigger who will do anything for attention
>>34441407Is she hot?
>>34441410What?
>>34441396Lmao please touch grass immediately
>>34441412She is, but I’m not sure that makes up for her embarrassing taste in movies…
>>34441413DoYouVisitTheArchiveAnd type my names in the search bar?
>>34441410Your clam hasn't seen a bar of soap for years. That thing is cheesy af.
>>34441393>who is sargeHe goes by Julian now. Basically he's a bisexual (literal) cuckold that is parasocially obsessed with certain femanons like Swiss.
>>34441416Nah
>>34441410why are you having an episode?
>>34441420>bisexualIs that why we always have someone talking about dicks this time of the night?
>>34441370How should I know?
>>34441423Yeah, I think he's a size queen
>>34441422Is blue valk bipolar? Is that why her kid got taken away?
wtf is a size queen
>>34441427She has npd
>>34441388How?
why are so many anons obsessed with swiss?
>>34441417>>34441421>>34441422Fucking ask different questions, nerds.
>>34441431
>>34441431Crumbs of epussy
i miss him
>>34441431Tig ol bitties
>>34441431Swiss women are hot
>>34441431She has a tendency to piss off people and people tend to not like that.
>>34441435Did you get pumped & dumped?
>>34441436She doesn't have those, poser.
>>34441440no
>>34441435i miss you too desu, really really badly actually
>>34441431>>34441438It's mostly one guy she rejected because he's schizophrenic
>>34441431She is the yuropoor version of bluevalkyrie
>>34441444The Indo chad or???
>>34441443who are you
>>34441428>wtf is a size queenAn awesome person if they're a femanon
She's a size queen
I really want to have sex with this woman. Would it be too hard to have it on our first date?
>>34441449who?
>>34441450Seek intimacy
>>34441450How tall are you?
>>34441447just a boy really missing his better half. maybe you could relate idk
>>34441435I’ll be back soon
>>34441452The girl who fits me like a glove
>>34441453I already am and she’s kinda big but she has a cute face and she has big boobs. She’s also really cool and fun to talk to. I doubt this will be long term but I do like her and we met on tinder where the whole premise is to hook up>>344414546’5’’
>>34441458>6’5’Oh, you should be good then
>>34441351>plus you're a stupid racist.I am NOT stupid>>34441384>Thoughts on the lesbian wrestling thread on gif?The lesbian in me loves it, but the MMA fan in me hates it.>>34441386>What's your drunk songFireball. It just makes me want to do more shots.
My penis is 8.5 x 6 inches
>>34441461Night's passing out from his boners
>>34441441lol
>>34441461That's bigger than Sarge's, which means you're lying
>>34441461Nobody cares if you don't post it with a name and a tape measurer.
>>34441460bitch.And not even the Lasagne kind either.
>>34441464You're at least a C, right?
>>34441460Arent you Black?
>>34441468No, she's a B
>>34441471She's latinx
>>34441474Yeah LatinXBlack
>>34441460>The lesbian in me loves it, but the MMA fan in me hates itLmao, fair
>>34441461What race?
I'm out of beer. It's over.
>>34441459Nice, how do I make a move on her? She’s 23 so she probably loves with her parents and I do too so I can’t just ask her to come over unfortunately
2 blonde slampigs 2 black braphogs
>>34441482And a partridge in a pear tree
you ppl are the closest thing i have to friends
>>3444148262 million moid holocaust
>>34441484Henlo fren
>>34441484
they make my peenus happy :)
>>34441484You too anon.
>>34441461why did you feel the need to share this if you weren't going to show it
>>34441485I like those odds.
>>34441488The troon? Or big vagina lady?
>>34441490You're cute when you're frustrated
Are these good shoes to give to a man/bf as a gift?
>>34441496If he likes that style
>>34441496What are his shoes sizes? Is that what he really wants?
>>34440644>State gender>Favorite porn categoryMCuckolding. I'm not a cuckold myself, but homemade porn without shaky cam is hard to find
>>34441494>:/
My coworker’s friend is so hot fuck I can’t stop thinking about her. He even said we’d probably get along well but this nigga still hasn’t set me up with her. CMON ALREADY!!!!!
>>34441496Yes, I would personally love these....
>>34441502>whats wrong with asking my coworker to pimp out his friend to a porn brained gooner incel
>>34440644MIMWF
I love the smell of cigarette smoke
>>34441501>>34441494why are u ghey?
femanons, this girl said she has feelings for me, but she's so uncomfortably out of my league, yet im not sure how to explain that to her?
>>34441509Call her slurs
>>34441496I had a pair of these. My cat did diarrhea in one so had to throw them out.
>>34440642>Super hot femanon humblebrags
>>34441509Just date her, whats the issue
>>34440642You mean you don'y have piv sex for over 6 hours?
>>34441509accept the compliment, focus on building connection, and assume attraction.
>>34441510Wtf?>>34441513She's too pretty for a guy like me
>>34441512>low iq samefag samefags yet again
>>34441518I'm not even a woman
>>34441474>>34441476
>>34441515How many pounds you gain this year hun?
>>34441515Sounds like she's fucking turbo virgins
>>34441519no shit sherlock
>>34441499>>34441497Isn't this a basic dress shoe for formal events?What do you mean style. You are men. you tell me.
Wow this woman is actually really into me. I don’t care if I’m above her league, it just feels nice to be appreciated and connect with another human. Maybe as the structures that hold our society together crumble, I can find peace with those around me
>>34441523I lost over 200lbs by not dating men.
>>34441527She's out of my league aka she's too attractive. Not the other way around.
>>34441526Sure it is but compare it to the rest of his footwear. If he wears stuff like that then cool. If I got you 8 inch stiletto heels out of nowhere that'd be a pretty bad gift.
>>34441526yes, it's for formal.It's a great style/type of shoe. Don't overthink it.Technically, every man should own one pair of Oxfords.
>>34441524Rite? Bruh? All they do is study you and you lay there and accept that? Must be retarded. Tell them to fuck for hours. Top if you have to. If men don't allow you to use their cock your way then they are bullshitters.
>>34441529Maybe in your situation. In mind, that is not the case. I’m probably an 8.5/10 on a good day and she’s like a 6 but hey, I won’t complain much
>>34441524yeah its how ugly people have sex
>>34441532Tell me you've never been with a man that thinks you're the most beautiful thing he's ever laid eyes on and got his hands on without telling me.
>>34441530Huh?Are you stupid? Do you never go to formal events?If I got nice looking heels that are stylish, I would be thrilled and look for opportunities to wear them. if they were ugly, then obviously not.
>>34441535I've had men allow me to kidnap them because I asked nicely. Twice, from different dudes. I've also been offered to murder a moid.
>>34441535NtaSix hours and never actually having sex is excessive you're being ridiculous
>>34441535Tell me you're a high inhibition low libido virgin without telling me.
>>34441539>Are you stupidYes
>>34441541She's probably exaggerating there's no way someone could keep that up for six hours. A few minutes maybe 10 is what I'd do, 6 hours? Nah son, I'm not spending a third of my day doing that.
>>34441540Men wanting ugly fat women to abuse and humiliate them isn't because they think you're pretty, it's because they hate themselves and it gives them a boner to feel like they finally get what they deserve.>>34441541Six hours regularly is a bit wild but you've never just lingered in bed all morning just cuddling, making out and riling each other up? A bit sad.
>>34441084>>34441085I don't even know what counts as flat anymore. I assume anyone that isn't a tittymonster is going to be judged as flat bu comparison.>>34441370Not exaggerating when I say that sex made me sore, but it'd be exaggerating to say that all sex always makes everyone sore. Does that make sense?>>34441392That's just stupid to say.
Men, let’s say you could only pick one>A beautiful face>A comfortable pussy>Tits you can fuckWhich one do you pick?
>>34441549What the hell is an uncomfortable pussy and how bad are the others if I choose one
>>34441542Wild concept but you can fuck after making out and cuddling for hours, or before, or even in between. >>34441546I'm not the original poster, but it's really not that unrealistic.
>>34441547>you must be le ugly fat to domme moidsKek, you're asexual.
>>34441548Yes we know you think telling the truth is stupid.
>>34441548Flat means literal sticcIf you are not underweight or A cup, you're not flat.
>>34441550>uncomfortable pussyDry, cut off circulation tight, sandpaper
>>34441552You don't have to be but you sure are, so you'd attract the kind of men that get off to that specific type of humiliation. Fucking a gross woman is a very effective way to degrade oneself.
>>34441540>I've also been offered to murder a moid.Did you?
>>34441560she is a reverse fat bastard.
>>34441561Shhh feds are here
>>34441561That was just croc telling her he wants her to choke him till he passes out on discord whilst he was stroking his slimy penis to pics of other women. Suicidal people are so cringe.
>>34441565How many abortions?
>>34441565y r u called blue valkyrie
>>34441549Are the two I don't pick average/normal? For example, if I don't pick comfortable pussy, am I guaranteeing that sex will be uncomfortable?
>>34441560>le ewww I love degredation moidThat must be why you do that without the sex. Touching her is gross, eh?
>>34441568That's the color of her poorly circulating toes and fingers
>>34441526Im not a guy. Make sure he doesn't dump you
I'm going to bed. Good night atoga.
>>34441570Did you think this post made any sense before hitting send?
>>34441550>What’s an uncomfortable pussyTake a mason jar. Fill it up with tinny pieces of paper ball until its full. Cover the top with play dough. Now stick your dick in it. That’s the feeling.>How bad are the others.Flat chest And that face.
>>34441577I'd rather kill myself 2bh
>>34441573everybody gets one.
Why is cuckolding featured so prominently in rap music?
>>34441582What greater insult is there than fucking another man's bitch
>>34441547>All morningFrom 6 am to noon? Fuck no.
>>34441582>why do apes mainly think about degenerate bullshit a total mystery
Why don't women just lock their husbands in a chastity cage and hold on to the key so that he can't cheat?
>>34441568
>>34441556She is overweight AND an A cup.
>>34441576I'd rather you be out of words.
>>34441556So what's the opposite of a titcow? If having an ass means I don't qualify as a flattie, I need to know my label.
>>34441594Braphog
>>34441594EZYou're a wagon.
>>34441594A braphog
Why is it so bad for me to ask my coworker/friend if he could introduce me to his female friend that I think is pretty who he even said that we would “get along well”? Or is it just one mentally ill anon that’s jealous and opposed to it? How else are people supposed to meet? There’s bars and… nightclubs? lol so bars are the only good place to meet women that I’d have some common goals or interests with
>>34441585>anon doesn't know about the joys of waking up at 6am because you have to pee, slip back into bed and start cuddling and making out with your man, drifting back into half sleep, until you both get so horny you end up fucking and then you go take a nice hot shower whilst he prepares a hearty brunch I pity you
>>34441596I hate this. Delete it.>>34441597Having a wagon and being a wagon seem different.
>>34441600You could ask coworker for her socials or to give her yours.
>>34441594opposite of titcow is braphog
>>34441587The chokehold I have on him is all the chastity cage needed.
>>34441599>>34441605That can't actually be a real term. I've never heard it before.
>>34441602You skipped the most romantic part, squatting over the toilet and squeezing out his cum
>>34441609Thats what the shower is for and there's no need ti squeeze out anything, it's like one tablespoon and it gets partially absorbed by the body anyways. One pee and one shower and you're all clean again, sorry to destroy your pornbrained fantasies.
guys say they want a virgin chick but still want her to have the sex drive and skills of a whore
>>34441581:)
>>34441602That only takes 2 hours tops.I think you have no perception of how long 6 hours actually is. You could watch the theatrical release version of 2 towers, twice, with just enough time for a piss break. My genitals would be in pain, my lips would be in pain, his fingers would have the weird ridges you get from being wet too long and so wouldn't be useful to touch me any more anyway before we got half way through 6 hours. Like, tell me you're a virgin without telling me.
>>34441614They want to be the only one that can bring that side out in her.
>>34441614Skills no. We'll teach each other. Do I want a woman that's horny for me? Yes, I do.
>>34439205women: how to eat pussy so as to not overstimulate the clitoris? Or is it not a problem?
>>34441607It was defined on urbandictionary in 2018 how have you never heard it
>>34441613I'd actually never heard of it until I started browsing this thread. Maybe they were just larping.
>>34441617>the gooner thinks making out and cuddling means shoving your hands into cavities forcefully >zero concept of slow and tender sexual touchesDisgusting but to be expected from you.
>>34441623Most of this thread is pornbrained coomers, so the concept is a pornbrained coomer one.
>>34441609Wdym squeezing you just piss.It's not an object it's liquid. It drips out.
>>34441622She'll say it's not a real term, then defend the use of throuple despite it not being in the dictionary. Hell, my phone even flags it as a misspelling.
>>34441604But I have zero posts so she won’t know anything about me
>>34441622Obliviousbaiting is one of her favorite techniques to use on anons.
>>34441622I have never been called that ITT, and I don't do much posting outside this thread where the term would've naturally come up even if it were widely used. It sounds so offensive. At least titcow is only dehumanizing, but braphog is that PLUS gross.
>>34441632Braphog fits you perfectly.
>>34441633Fuck you.
>I have never been called that ITTkek. liar
I'm the one your mama told you bout
>>34441632who are you?
>>34441594Boobless
>>34441636She loves to do that.
>>34441624Lubrication is required either way, resulting in wet hands. You are bad at this.Also if I've been making out and cuddling with a guy for over an hour and nothing has happened yet we both have some version of blue balls what you're suggesting doesn't even sound fun. You get the energy out with the first fuck and do the playful stuff before round 2. And it still doesn't take 6 hours.I know you're just trolling but I have big opinions on this. There's a line between playful teasing and something just being annoying and physically uncomfortable.
>>34441638that is BH
>>34441643oh, lol...Thanks.
>>34441632This is a weird larpI don't like it
>>34441636I genuinely don't remember it if I was. I feel like it's uniquely insulting enough to have left an impression.>>34441638JH, obvs.>>34441640I guess that's not technically correct but still works. Not funny like "titcow", though.
Women how would you feel if your man told you you looked "delicious"
>>34441642>Lubrication is required wither way Uh, no? Not unless you're going to rub something, which isn't necessary and not what cuddling and making out and gentle petting is. Look, we get it, you're a gooner and you don't care about anything other than to get off asap but not everyone's as desensitized as you.
>>34441648What the fuck would I get out of pretending to not know every retarded term on the internet?
>>34441651Like he's trying to larp as some cringe booktok character.>>34441653Engagement and people talking more about your ass. We see you and your techniques.
>>34441651Seems weird, but clearly not an insult so it's fine.
>>34441653What do you get out of pretending to be in a throuple?
>>34441659Notice how she only ever talks about her bf, especially when talking about the fucking, really curious.
>>34441652I'm still convinced you have no concept of how long 6 hours is>>34441651Mildly concerned he's the devil but mostly just a little cringe>>34441653Ma'am I don't understand why you do most of the things you claim to do why would I expect to understand this lol
>>34441665I'm still convinced you've never had a moment of idle joy in your life you wanted to last forever.
>>34441661She is a lonely spinster who comes here to live out the A03 fantasy in her head.
>>34441656You act like there's anything to gain from engagement here beyond entertainment, and pretending to be uninformed isn't on my list of things I find fun. The ass talk isn't even the focus of this discussion, it's terminology. I'm confident most people who don't use 4chan don't know the term "braphog".>>34441659I'm not going to post pics of the threesomes, anon.>>34441661Don't be a faggot. This thread is about asking and answering questions for/about the opposite sex, so obviously he'll come up more than her. If I took the time to bring her up nearly as often without being promoted, you'd piss and moan that I should take it to another board.
>>34441627>Wdym squeezing you just pissHow does that get cum out of your vagina?
>>34441668You couldn't be more disingenuous if you tried even harder, lol.
>>34441668>I'm confident most people who don't use 4chan don't know the term "braphog".Sure, but you've been here for like 20 years
>>34441665So you're just going to keep shitting out accusations without even pretending to care to understand a single thing about what or whom you're talking about? Seems appropriately detached and noncommittal for the type of shitposting I'd expect here, but it's still sad.
>>34441669Gravity
>>34441666>you wanted to last foreverPeople would get bored of literally anything if it lasted forever. I'm bored now if you want to keep arguing pick a new topic.
>>34441674Don't project your fucked up attention span on others.
>>34441669This >>34441673
>>34441670I'm sad for you.>>34441671I started regularly posting on 4chan like this again like six years ago, and I'm confident that it wasn't being used way before then when I was regularly posting before.
I wish I came harder. When a woman does a good job I think she should be rewarded with some cum fireworks
>>34441681Does that mean more comes out at once, or that it goes farther?
Why does Crunchyroll only offer French subtitles with Inuyasha this is stupid
>>34441686More comes out. I like the idea of giving her that visual feedback.
>woman on hinge has the prompt "I go crazy for men with long hair">respond to the prompt with "hey :)">she matches 2 minutes later>wait 30 mins>hasn't respondeddid people forget common conversational etiquette?
>>34441692I can at least appreciate that your heart is in the right place, but the feedback could be given in other ways beyond visual.
>>34441680>I'm sad for you.NTA/NAG, but it's funny to me that when women are mad at each other they start feigning empathy, lol.
>>34441696Thanks. I do need to get more comfortable being vocal.
>>34441693Men with long hair are usually autists who are afraid of getting haircuts
>>34441693MMaybe don't have such a boring opener?
>>34441703Women should be chasing after me
>>34441705then get a haircut
>>34441693You clearly did."Hey" does not start a conversation.
>>34441698How can you tell that they're a woman? I definitely couldn't by one line.>>34441700Don't force it if it doesn't feel genuine and natural, just remember it's an option and be open to expressing things in the moment.
>>34441706Why would I do that if it's gotten me many women and still continues to do so?>>34441707Then she shouldn't have put stuff that was boring as hell in her other two prompts
>>34441705Can you name even a single species where it's common for females to pursue males? Especially for a tournament species like us.
>>34441710>Why would I do that if it's gotten me many women and still continues to do so?Then what's there to whine about?
>>34441710You will dance for her like a bird and you will like it. >>34441708>how can you tellNta but reply chain. It's JH.
>>34441711None but I'm God, I'm not one of you>>34441713I said hey, she should say hi back or tell me how badly she wants my cock
>>34441715I'M JH. I'm asking how could you tell the poster who responded to me was a woman? They replied to a multi-reply post with one line that didn't indicate they were anybody in particular.
Why do I get stomach pain after eating a meal at work but never outside of work>?
>>34441723punishment for not posting hands
>>34441711>tournament species like usBad meme.
>>34441726Let me eat in peace you wench
He should be here teasing his tip against my entrance
atoga i just went to pick out a room at a co-op near campus ill live in next yearmany people smoking mary jane and wearing black and put boobies on their wallapparently parties get really busy where my room isfascinating>thank you for reading my bog post
>>34441723Work stress affects your digestive system and pain tolerance, among other things. How it affects them is different per person, though.
>>34441733>mary janegod you're such a square
>>34441735one of them said H-E-double-hockey-sticks!!!
>>34441723Do you eat real fast at work
Holy shit she’s actually inviting me over LMAO I’m going to have big black titties in my face as she rides my cock. I’m so excited
>>34441737Sometimes
>>34441745Gotta stop that. I swallow too much air when I eat fast or while stressed and it makes my stomach hurt.
>>34441232She's average
bieber's coachella performance was pretty cool
>>34441733Now one under 40 knows what a Mary Jane is
>>34441750I like that he doomscrolled for like 15 minutes during the set, really humanizes him
>>34441651I am a snack
>>34441753Platform mary janes were "in" pretty recently I'm sure more of them than just me do.No one under the age of 60 refers to weed as mary jane though. Kittenposter is a confirmed grandma.
>>34441753sorry i said "mary jane" to be funny because its an obviously outdated and silly term. I was putting on a silly persona
It’s official: I am depressed. I’ve let the outside world and the poor actions of others affect me in ways that they haven’t before and shouldn’t have now. I will not tolerate it any longer, I will stop being idle. These past few months have sucked but at least I’ve been putting myself out there more so that’s good. Fuck everyone who tries to make my efforts, passions, and pursuits seem worthless
>woman pursuing me for months has a boyfriend she never hinted atwhat makes someone do this?
>>34441763Desire to monkeybranch.
>>34441757You seem like a person that would say it in earnest, just some old dude trying to act cute on the internet
Any witches here
>>34441698Right, does she really think her passive aggressiveness goes unnoticed?
>>34441719You fucking idiot, he meant you because thats what you do when you're malding.
>>34441769I know witchy stuff, why?
>>34441774Need to ask the cyber psychosis cards a question
if i dont have a bf by this time next year im killing myself
>>34441776Aight, I got my tarot deck right next to me, what's your question?
>>34441779What does she want with/from me?
do women sometimes rub it to a man's face...?
>>34441780Ok, give me a moment.
I think I fucked my gf so hard last night I bruised one of her ribs
>>34441782Tysm
>>34441778hi
I need his penis and semen
i agree with anon
Women are now getting most of the jobs, leaving men behind. Women most affected.
>>34441793Brother, it's the good year of 2026. You can be a women now, you're just complaining because you don't want to put in the leg work to pick yourself up by the sexy stripper bootstraps
>>34441793Imagine working 40+ hours a week and paying taxes to pedophiles when you could’ve just had a baby and stayed at home for the rest of your life having a man provide for your lifestyle
>>34441784>where you are right now three of cups: groups, community, shared enjoyment/ the connection is currently framed as light, social, possibly group oriented rather than exclusive and deeply intimate >potential/challengesthe sun: clarity, openness, vitality/ the challenge you want to overcome is to achieve genuine clarity, you wish for things to become straightforward and visible, your expectations for warmth and certainty might be a bit disproportionate >what to focus onthree of swords, reversed: "a harsh truth is better than a soft lie", healing, release of pain, avoidance of hurt/ focus on wether past emotional wounds are truly resolved or being bypassed as this would affect how you perceive intentions >your pastthe world: closure, finished cycle, synthesis/ this dynamic follows a prior phase of completion, one or both of you have recently closed a chapter, shaping current availability >your strengthsknight of wands, reversed: inconsistency, impulsiveness, misdirected energy/ I'd read this as you having arrived at a certain level of disengagement/coldness and seeing this as an advantage as it allows you to operate from a more level headed and calculated position >near futurepage of pentacles, reversed: hesistancy to invest, blocked/ intentions might not translate into concrete actions or commitment, you don't feel tempted to invest yourself into the situation much 1/2
>>344418022/2>suggested approachace if cups, reversed: blocked, withheld emotional expression/ the advise would be to avoid over offering emotionally or forcing vulnerability where it doesn't come naturally and feels reciprocated >what you need to knowtwo of swords: "listen to your inner voice when making decisions", pretty straightforward, trust your intuition and from what I can tell, your intuition tells you to keep a friendly distance >hopes and fears knight if pentacles, reversed: stagnation/ centered around things not moving forward, maybe a sense of urgency paired with reluctance, desire for steady commitment thats not materializing >your potential futureking of pentacles, reversed: controlling, stubborn, possessiveness, in your head/ the likely outcome points to an imbalanced and unreliable dynamic, rather than a stable, committed connection in conclusion, it's probably better you just stay friends
>Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord
>>34441806womp womp
>>34441803>it's probably better you just stay friendsnta but damn, i'm sure thats not what anon wanted to hear lol
>>34441809the cards aren't there to tell people what they want to hear, thats just how many people use them because they love to hear what they want to hear
>>34441810Can you ask the cards if I am allowed the small treat to be fiscally irresponsible or if I should save my money
>>34441812yes, but I'll only do one card because I have to go do some chores >six of swords>responsibilityI'd say thats a vote for saving your money, sorry
>>34441812Poorfags can’t have financial freedom
>>34441802>>34441803Thanks, basically what I suspected, appreciate it baba
>it has awoken
>>34441815always
>>34441813Accepted
>>34441818maybe next time
>>34441817Unfortunately she is gorgeous so if I get the chance I will be fucking her
>>34441799What if the guy sucked though?The old lady I babysit was homeless for a summer as a kid because her dad wouldn't stop fucking gambling. Depending on a man is a crapshoot I need the option of a job that isn't prostitution.
>>34441821I'll believe it when I see it
>tarot shit cringe
>>34441143Anon's parents are most likely from the generation that accepted those qualities and didn't go>erm, all your other qualities are fine but you have this ONE thing that disqualifies you from being in my life>I wouldn't want any of those red flags popping up, yknow?This is why you people are so forever alone. You feel that everyone you might want to start a life with needs to check every box in your friend finder chart. You have too many deal breakers. And you probably justify this by going "uhh muh modernity and uh whore lineage". A kid doesn't care if he's brought into the world by a skank, that doesn't affect him physically (unless the mother had an STD) or mentally (as long as she loves the kid and everything else is copacetic). I know there are rationalizations that justify saying all the shit your type says; shove it all up your collective ass. You don't have a kid. Your opinion means nothing.
>>34441799But he still works do a pedo, or is the pedo
>>34441823Classic. I hope it pans out, she’s very sweet and I would like to get to know her more
>>34441176
>>34441825Unfortunately for you, I do have kids and he does check all the boxes.
>>34441827godspeed, sometimes the cards are wrong, so time will tell
>>34441825>unless the mother had an STDBH's mother gave her incurable HPV.
>>34441831I wonder if I should just shamelessly simp for her
>>34441146either bjork, trya banks (in her prime) or julianna mauriello (in her prime)>>34441161>carrol burnett, especially in her primeGood pick desu
>>34441834you heard the cards, listen to your intuition, if you feel like simping, go for it, there's no point in trying to avoid a lesson you're drawn to, it'll just keep coming back until you get it, what that lesson will be remains to be seen but maybe the lesson is to listen to your intuition
>>34441146Ana de Armas !!!
>>34441838Yeah, I’ve heard this resonance before. I’ll have to feel it out, but I know what my intuition says, I am just terrified
>>34441810>the cards aren't there to tell people what they want to hearThe cards don't tell anybody anything because because they're just cards.
How was the plapping, femanons?
>>34441848they are a tool for self reflection, nothing more, nothing less, it can help to have someone else reflect a situation for you that's not too invested in always trying to twist things your way >>34441844sounds like whole you and wounded you'd intuition is pulling into different directions, I can't tell you which to follow because they both have valid arguments, so I guess there's no true right or wrong path to go down, you'll simply have to chose and then deal with what comes of it
>>344418508/10
>>34441848swiss and sarge are rp'ing and being insufferable as usual.
>>34441822There’s only two types of women, housewives and/or whores
>>34441850I didn't get oneI hate you
>>34441824Pajeet Hindu shitter detected
>>34441856Why not?
How do I cum inside an unwilling lesbian and get away with it
>>34441837Tranny core response
>>34441851I can’t quail against every romantic challenge if I want my whole self’s life. I’ve already began the climb up the mountain. I’ll play it as we goHere is a meme loot reward
>>34441850Incredible but my bits are still sore.
>>34441854Guess I choose whore then.At least that way I have my own money.Being a housewife for a guy who's not worth it sounds worse than sucking a handful of dicks a week.
>>34441861impressive, very nice
>>34441860how did you arrive at this statement?
>>34441858Because my ex feels guilty about using me for sex and will only come over like once every 2 weeks and won't ask to hang out he just implies that he wants me to invite him over by repeatedly texting that he's not doing anything. And I saw him on monday. I hate myself too now that I think about it.
>>34441868Doesn't sound like a relationship to me
>>34441755Looks like you're the only one too
>>34441496Not without him trying them on.
>>34441859Kill yourself
>>34441868Ouch. Why not get a fwb instead of going back to him?
>>34441863>worrying about your own well-being and safety is somehow worse than stability and security
>>34441779Me me me next when you're back of course
>>34441866Fuck off pink pill faggot >>>/r9k/
>>34441207how would they even know?
>>34441369I posted hands. Nobody liked them.
>>34441881were they white?
>>34441327>the idea of nothing after death is horrifyingWhy? It's not like the idea of nothing before life was horrifying.
>>34441883Probably because pre-existence didn't involve losing anything.
>>34441878You have a tiny, poop-colored dingleberry dick.
We're about to hit image limit so new thread>>34441885>>34441885>>34441885
Weird, I responded but it just disappeared >>34441869What part of "ex" did you not get lol>>34441875I don't want a fwb. If my ex didn't want to I just wouldn't fuck anybody. Worked alright for the 5 years before I dated this guy.
>>34441877I'm at the thrift store now, but state your question, so it can ferment in the meantime
>>34441890Idk how the cards work or if you can answer it but what does she really think of me
>>34441876I would rather have control over the situation myself than trust a man to control the situation that's for sure.
>>34441007>want you to wear socks that often tooDealbreaker.
>>34441889Are you trying to get back with him?
>>34441882They still are.
>>34441893Women don’t have the ability to control their own lifestyle without unconditional support from others, that’s how they’re designed. My gf wouldn’t survive a week without me telling her what to think
>>34441891got it, I'll get back to you in a while
>>34441897I don't even know any more. Short answer is no. The trust is gone and he's ass at communicating but I enjoy his company and his dick when him not loving me any more isn't making me want to step in front of a bus.
>>34441886It's not like you'll miss it when it's gone.
>>34441902Latinx doesn't count
>>34441903Oh so you like em dumb. That doesn't reflect well on you lol.
>>34441906I guess. But that's like saying you shouldn't mind a painful death because you won't remember the pain.
>>34441913That's not at all like saying that.
>>34441911Even the most intelligent woman on earth will have a hovering IQ around 100, women are biologically designed to only think about their immediate survival
>>34441886"You" don't lose anything when you die though. You cease to be. Nothing can't lose anything.
>>34441920"You" don't ceases to be when you die though. Nothing can't cease to be.
>>34441918>only think about their immediate survivalThe men I've dated can't even handle that much. I'd only trust 2/4 to change a tire. Literally the only thing I need one for occasionally is manual labor and it's easier to just call in a favor or pay one than commit to some idiot who spends way beyond his means on takeout.
>>34441929Now you're getting it.You're worrying about a stupid problem that doesn't matter because you won't perceive it.
>>34441915That's not a refutation
how to deal with a friend who may be a brocon? I don't think she realizes it herself but she constantly goes on and on about her brother where as if you didn't know the guy she was constantly glazing was her older brother you'd think she was talking about a crush
>>34441930>literally proving my point that all women are the same
>>34441934god forbid a girl thinks her brother is an amazing person
>>34441934She's not.You'd probably assume I was into my mom with how frequently I mention her. I just don't have any friends. If she spends a lot of time with the brother she's going to have a lot of stories about him. You're the one making it weird. Stop watching incest porn. >>34441935I don't even have to say anything. A man just using the word philosophy is a red flag at this point.
>>34441932I'm not going to bother refuting evert retarded statement anon makes. I'd be here all day and it wouldn't improve my life in any way.
>>34441941Shut up and stay in your glass ceiling containment board
>>34441948You know I'm right lolEvery man who has ever uttered the phrase "I'm interested in philosophy" is a low IQ sociopath
>>34441941>A man just using the word philosophy is a red flag at this point.wtf is up with women and dividing topics of discussion and fields of study into gender-based lines like this? Especially on topics like philosophy where men quite literally created all of it. Like if we divide "legitimate discussions" along gender lines you wouldn't even be allowed to discuss written fucking language. its so weirdly lacking in self-awareness and so common with women
>>34441931Too bad I'm not that anon.
>>34441949Yeah okay fine I’ll give you that dumbass lmao
I got accepted into uni
>>34441976'Grats!
