[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/adv/ - Advice


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: Capture22.png (554 KB, 658x633)
554 KB PNG
>50
>NEET for basically entire life
>no high school or college education
>dropped out of school in 8th grade
>never worked
>0 social skills
>morbidly obese
>never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s
>5'2"
>never had a job
>can't drive
>never had friends
>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything
>no skills
>never exercised in my entire life
>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 30 years
How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?
>>
Take risks.
>>
If this isn’t a troll, start with exercise. seems like the lowest barrier to entry out of everything you listed. It makes a world of difference
>>
>>34447144
can't you just apply for disability? if i was a neet into my fucking FIFTIES! i would just give up on ever re-entering life. id say it's never too late to turn things around, but in your case, you're looking at 5 years minimum for you to function correctly on an even basic level. 10 years if you want a six figure job that isn't back breaking manual labor. and that's assuming you can even get a degree. honestly id just give up.
>>
File: N.jpg (9 KB, 260x194)
9 KB JPG
become a rap God!
>>
>>34447144
>50
At this point doing the YouTube circuit of "I am a 50 year old NEET virgin, here's my story" and then parlay it into a career as a streamer. You're in an awkward spot because 50s are the stereotypical creepiest/pedo-accused time for a man, if you can pass as 60 then make sure to dress as old as possible, grow out a full white mustache if you can, if you have steely blue eyes wear the thickest lens glasses to bring them out, wear starched light-color button downs exclusively.
>>
>>34447144
>>34447165
This is a copypasta of another post, with some minor changes. >>34440386

Why do people do this?



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.