>>34445445
Men what's the best dating app for nsa hookups
Men, is it possible for you to not blame everything wrong in your life on women and/or feminism?
>>34449165>nsaA what?
Has anyone else had a completely unsuccessful experience dating people you’ve met in real life?I haven’t met anyone at all who was interested or single. It’s like every group or club or job I join, there is nobody. Even at school people were all somehow already partnered up. Is this just me and awful luck?
>>34449167No strings attached. As in NONE don't text me unless to arrange a meetup
>>34449166I used to a bit, but now I just blame everything on myself. I wouldn't say it's any better though. Sometimes I think about just going back to hating women to see if it works better for me because whether I blame it on women or hate myself it doesn't seem to really matter in terms of my interaction with women.
>>34449166I blame women for me personally not liking women. Women just see themselves as the center of the universe so disliking feminine personalities becomes equated with hating everything.
CAFFEINE
Is being described as a good influence a good thing or a backhanded compliment?
>>34449183It means you're a beta bitch
>>34449154>1 more season from pure kino
>>34449180>Women just see themselves as the center of the universeThat's rich coming from a man.
>>34449183If she isn't also implying that she finds it attractive, it means she wants you to raise her bull's kids for her.
Ripping at the seams
>>34449183Could go either way.They either think you're a good person or boring. Maybe both.
If I kill myself, will I have a chance to be with her in another universe?
>>34449187KONNICHIWA
My thread crush didn't appear last thread. :(
>>34449193No
wish we had guns in this country
>>34449199Why not? The possibility may be low, but it's never zero.
Would you date an Indian who's culturally 100% American?
>>34449201Just go to the store and buy one lolThere's a gun shop right next door to the local dairy/ice cream parlor in my hometown.
>>34449188Different issue. Men suffer from inflated ego. Women are pathologically incapable of developing a theory of mind which does not revolve around social dynamics and their own place within them. Their nature as entirely social creatures makes them incapable of understanding more abstract or different ideas. Thats why no significant philosophy, contribution to mathematics, advancement in engineering or art, creation of theological ideas etc badically ever comes from women. It just isn't how they're wired.
>>34449205No
>>34449206there are no gun shops here
>>34449182>unable to fit in my carwtf kind of clown car do u drive?
>>34449196Hey!
>>34449205FSure.>>34449207>Women are pathologically incapable of developing a theory of mind which does not revolve around social dynamics and their own place within them. Their nature as entirely social creatures makes them incapable of understanding more abstract or different ideas. Thats why no significant philosophy, contribution to mathematics, advancement in engineering or art, creation of theological ideas etc badically ever comes from women. It just isn't how they're wired.Bwahaha, I bet you're a guy who cries "Not all men" while at the same time demanding to take credit for things other men have done via "We built the roads" shit.
>>34449166Fine, I only blame you for about half of the stuff, maybe less
>>34449154>>34449187It says I'm 102% Viltrumite with a 2% margin for error.
>>34449216>Third world shithole countries have more men than women.Really makes you think...
TWO LOVERS ENTWINED PASSED ME BYAND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW
Single girls, why won't you find a nice nab a nice lovin' boyfriend who'll appreciate you for who you are? Like why would you practice hookups instead? Doing things together is so much more easier when it comes to travelling, having holidays in-country. Like I never bother taking the boat to the lake or staying overnight at my family's summer house alone but with other people it's different. Is it just that you've experienced these things too many times so it has become boring to you? Have you been to too many cottages with your different boyfriends? Gone too many times abroad so it's all boring now? Is that it? You've seen it all?
>>34449215No, I'm not. But the common response to "Not all men" as a trope is "Not all men, but always a man". Ironically, this phrase can be turned around for my argument as well. Not all men create things of value like science and engineering, but it's still always a man, which was sort of my point. Different biologies, different outcomes and perspectives.
>>34449223Nobody loves me
>>34449223Me in the top center right
>>34449205No, I hate Americans.
>>34449224I'm not one to say "not all men, but always a man", but thank you for proving my point that you want credit for things other men have done as long as it's positive and not negative. Typical male.
Is this all just a sick joke? What am I being punished for?
>>34449223MI think my issue is that I'm on normal chasing girls on hard
>>34449231Your transgressions and behaviours in your past life
There’s no point in trying there’s no point in being picky it’s all bullshit and they want you to suffer no matter what
My married friend asked me why I don't ask girls out on practice dates, that he did it, his parents did it, and his wife's parents did it too (they actually married after being practice bf and gf).I know people meme about "practice gfs" in these threads but how would you feel if someone prefaced asking you out on a practice date?
>>34449229I wasn't taking credit for anything and directly stated as such when making that post. This is what I'm talking about - bad with abstract thinking and juggling different ideas at once, leading to easy confusion as you try to reframe the discussion around social behavior because it's more intuitive to comprehend things through that lens. You displayed my core point far better than I was capable of, so thank you. Thats actually exactly the thing I was going for.
why do women use sex as a weapon?
>>34449235Everyone says I don’t have any past lives, that I’m new
>>34449193No.
>>34449223>Single girls, why won't you find a nice nab a nice lovin' boyfriend who'll appreciate you for who you are?Men don't do that
>>34449236Wanting you to suffer isn't the same as not caring whether or not you exist. It's not malice, just indifference.
>>34449238Murder
>>34449238Just like with your practice gf you don't tell them to their face that its a practice date dumbass, this is why you are single
>>34449166This but Jews
>>34449229>>34449239Are you guys talking about the greater male variability hypothesis?
>>34449244>Men don't do that [to me]ftfy
>>34449242You just don't remember. Nobody does.
>>34449223>be me, normal difficulty man>fall for a very easy girl>still failyeah it's over for me
>>34449252I don’t believe in that stuff
>>34449166Like, the phase feminism was in during my generation made dating SO much more confusing as a young man, which was my primary concern
>>34449238MIf she was upfront about it I might indulge her.
>>34449240small muscles
>>34449223Because finding someone who appreciates you for who you actually are rather than what they project on to you is hard.
>>34449249At least with Jews it's kinda true
>>34449239>This is what I'm talking about - bad with abstract thinking and juggling different ideas at once, leading to easy confusion as you try to reframe the discussion around social behavior because it's more intuitive to comprehend things through that lens. I too, make sweeping judgements about the opposite sex based off people posting on 4chan. You're so intelligent anon.>>34449240Because men let them. Men should choose better.>>34449249Blaming all your problems on the Jews is also fucking pathetic.
Going out to the movies by myself two nights in a row, relationshipcucks will never know this feeling.
>>34449250Take it from another woman
>>34449247No he was saying you talk about practice dating with the girl so she understands the boundaries and then if you guys actually like it you can upgrade to real bf/gfOr maybe the dirty little secret is that practice dates and practice gf/bf are what you call someone you aren't official with yet
>>34449250It's not even a hypothesis when framed through an objective metric like IQ. Men are overrepresented at both ends of the curve, which is why all the big developments come from men. Most of the heavy lifting with any field usually came from total individuals or small groups of ultra-gifted and obsessive types, not massive groups of moderately intelligent folks.
>>34449258Who are you?
>>34449250>>34449267The Y-Chromosome is the crucible of evolution and has greater variance because men are more disposable.
>>34449251>*hue hue indian ramblings*
>>34449223Girls, why won't you answer this? It shouldn't be hard to attain as men fall in love rather easily
Still have never met a mixed religion marriage where they chose to be Christian instead of Jewish… how do the Jews win that argument every time
>>34449250The less risk averse gender makes more discoveries, that's just logic.
>>34449262>Based off people posting on 4chanI'm basing it off of the collective observations I've made about both men and women for my entire life, not this individual conversation. You just did a good job of accidentally fitting the stereotype to a T, which was funny.
>>34449243Again I ask, why not?
>>34449273Hey you can't steal ENTJ's bit, that's his shitty (heh) bit.You should do your own bit where you accuse people of being angry asian girls who are jealous of white women
>>34449267
>>34449274I don't respond to disingenuous questions
>>34449281Why did you ask in the first place?
>>34449274>Girls, why won't you answer this obvious bait question?>>34449275Because Jews are the master race. Go convert Goy.>>34449278>I'm basing it off of the collective observations I've made about both men and women for my entire life, AKA random shit on social media. And I don't really care if I come off as a "good woman" to you or not, because you were never going to see me in a good light on the basis of being a woman.>>34449283ntaNot sure what you're trying to prove, but there significantly less female serial killers than male.
>>34449274her never dating means that she thinks every one of the literally hundreds, possibly thousands of guys who approached her over that time, were not even worth trying to date. There is nothing guys can do to satisfy a woman like her.
>>34449254You don't have to. You just have to hope the next will be better. Statistically you are bound to land on it at some point.
>>34449274They do fall in love easily.With a woman they've created in their head that looks and sounds like you, but doesn't act like you. And then they get mad at you for not being her.
Where do I get this style of foid? Did they stop making them in the 90s?
>>34449275It's the same principle as how white genes get BLACKED in an interracial pregnancy. It's survival of the fittest in a spiritual sense.
>>34449286>but there significantly less female serial killers than maleThat's not the same as no female serial killers.
>>34449274She just lies
>>34449223It's pretty grim that girls will only date nice guys after they got used up by the bad guys. If a future gf ever says "that her ex cheated on her/abused her" or that "I'm husband/bf material" I will get a prostitute and cheat on her on purpose to teach her a lesson.
It's time the tale were toldOf how you took a childAnd you made him old
>>34449289That sucks I don’t want to do this ever again it’s way more likely that another life will be so much worse
>>34449223this this the same artist that draws those big titty elf mommies
>>34449286>>34449284I'm not baiting, I own a cottage and would bring you over, every guy I know has done that and more with their gfs. Most whom have been together for at least a year travel abroad so it goes 6 months -> in country stuff, 12 months -> abroad together. To me that feels more fun than hooking up but girls on atoga like >>34449165 seem to prefer hookups >>34449292That doesn't make sense.
>>34449274>late 20s+ man that has never dated or been in a relationshipIt means he's a complete virgin and no one wants him now or ever>late 20s+ woman that has never dated or been in a relationshipIt means she just sleeps around and has taken over 100 dicks, somehow she will be fine because there are high income beta simps willing to marry her eventuallySAD! Women just have it so easy
>>34449293>Did they stop making them in the 90s?Yeah, probably around '91 - '92.
>>34449294You're pathetic. Get off the internet and stop denigrating your own race with your cucked mindset. "Survival of the fittest" blacks die of aids and live in mudhuts and in western society they can't make it out of ghettos without dying early at age 50 something.
>>34449302
>>34449285I need some sort of hope to hold onto. And if nothing in life fits that I will look beyond life to find it.
>>34449292This makes me so sad. This always happens to me and I always tell them to stop and they don’t believe me, then they still get mad when I’m not the fictional girl at all
>>34449303>I'm not baiting, I own a cottage and would bring you overI'm not a shallow materialistic whore, so you owning a cottage isn't enough to interest me. Do we have anything in common?
>>34449274This video currently has 179k views and the comments section is a load of people saying they're in their late 20's early 30's and have never dated. Some say they're aromantic and asexual. Others apparently are defending her for being accused of having a sugar daddy on twitter? No, I will not watch the video
>>34449310If you end your life, you'll just be stuck in Hell. Read the Bible.
>>34449312It's just an example of stuff you can do together
>>34449310So why did you ask in the first place?
>>34449193why can't you be with her in this one?
>>34449298That's due to selection bias because you're looking at leftovers. Girls who date nice guys get married to those nice guys after high school or college. The girls who date bad guys don't end up with said bad guys, i.e. they enter adulthood with loads of baggage from those bad guys.
>>34449292Women do that at higher rates than men.
>>34449303>doesn't make senseStupid, esl, or both? Who in 2026 can pretend they haven't heard of the manic pixie dream girl bullshit.They have this idea of what their perfect woman looks like and you fit the brief well enough for them to get attached, but over time they become obsessed with the ways that you're different than their imagined dream girl rather than focusing on the ways that you do match up. Basically this is the kind of guy who's entire worldview is rocked if his girlfriend disagrees with him even after he's explained why he did/feels what he did.
>>34449310Find someone better than her. There have to be things about her you were overlooking. Every relationship is a compromise and there were probably things you were willing to compromise on to have her. Focus on those things.
>>34449282Yawn, hit dogs holler
>>34449292>With a woman they've created in their head that looks and sounds like you, but doesn't act like youI did that from roughly ages 12-22 and then after a while I realized that my perception of a person isn't the same thing as that person. Figuring that fact of life out is like the first step to having truly meaningful friendships and relationships
>>34449300Perhaps. There is a very small possibility you will live again somewhere else sometime else. There is an even smaller possibility you'll get the one you want. But it is never zero. And there are but two possibilities, it happens or it doesn't. Maybe the next will be the one. You won't remember this life, you won't remember the next after it passes, but in that moment you will be steeped in bliss. And it will feel just as real as this one does.
>>34449320>Basically this is the kind of guy who's entire worldview is rocked if his girlfriend disagrees with him even after he's explained why he did/feels what he did.No man does this though. Well, that's hyperbole, most men don't
>>34449329Why do you believe this
>>34449319I reluctantly have to agree. Moids don't give a shit what your personality is like in the first place
>>34449328What do truly meaningful relationships even mean?
>>34449328exactly it's something you're meant to grow out of not carry into your 30s. >>34449330I think I must be that kind of man's "type" then because this is bullshit.
>>34449330NtaThis has happened to me several times. It’s not flattering it’s just demeaning
My mom is legally blind, she does fairly well but needs some help. I recently moved her into my basement. I help her get to appointments, cook her food, nothing too difficult.I'm thinking of getting back to dating(I'm in my 30s) but would this be a deal breaker for many of you? Just wonderong if this is gonna make dating much harder for me, but my mom is my only family that ever cared for me so I can't not be there for her.
>>34449335>>exactly it's something you're meant to grow out of not carry into your 30s.honestly I feel like internet dating advice in the 2010's was better than the internet dating advice now.Back then if you went on /fit/ the most common thing you'd hear was "stop putting the pussy on the pedestal" and the point was to stop focusing on the idealized version of your crush/gf in your mind and realize that she poops and farts and makes mistakes too and is human.>>34449334A relationship where you can accept a person and their flaws and quirks instead of pretending they're the person you imagined in your head.
desu i like who i like right now because she's different from me and i want her perspective on things
>>34449342thats a good reason to like someone and im happy for you but tell us about how big her tits are
It also bothers me that I’m meant to forgive so many flaws but no one will forgive mine
>>34449314It's a guess as good as mine. >>34449316To air the thought. >>34449317Some things didn't align. >>34449324Out of 4 billion women, sure there might be, but she was the one I found. Finding another like her or better is an extremely narrow margin, I only have finite time to do that here, it's not happening in this life. I didn't overlook anything, I considered her flaws. She was worth the compromises I'd make.
>>34449335>I think I must be that kind of man's "type" then because this is bullshit.I'm not evil anon, I don't project or at least I try not to>>34449338I'm sorry, I'm sure next or this time works out for the better!
>>34449334As long as you pamper him every once in a while and give him his privacy men will be wrapped around your finger
>>34449275Because Jews are ethnic as well as religious. Not the same as Christianity
>>34449346she's flat (but i like that)
>>34449331>>34449310
>>34449352So what, why do they never decide to be an ethnically Jewish Christian
>>34449339Well, she's living in your basement not the other way around. It makes things a little awkward but ultimately shows that you're kind and responsible. Overall positive unless you're a momma's boy or the girl you're trying to date is a cunt.
>>34449351Bottom video is more accurate. She does the most degenerate audio porn. I think she's also just done OF video content but I don't remember.
>>34449275Because if you bless Israel, you will be blessed. Didn't you watch what happened when the UK blessed Israel via the Balfour Declaration then immediately proceeded to lose their entire empire?
>>34449355ntaThere are Messianic Jews who are basically that, but they're pretty controversial among both Jews and Christians.
>>34449349>Some things didn't align.Total Vagueposter Death
>>34449357She has
>>34449357>>34449363name?
>>34449348Don't forgive more than you'd be willing to without any reciprocation or reward. If you do it with the expectation that someone will equally forgive your flaws as some sort of payment for you excusing theirs you're setting yourself up for resentment.
>>34449341That seems easy to do if you're a normalfag where your flaws are just insecurity or paying and gooning to only fans sluts. What if your flaws include extreme racism and misoginy, pedophilia, truly dark sense of humor or shit like puppy killing? How can someone looking for "meaningful relationshops" accept that?
>>34449365I think her youtube name is like Clara or something like that? On r*dded she's got a username like muffinsmuffins, should be easy enough to find.
>>34449363is she on coomer? Also I noticed coomer hasn't been updated in over a year, is there a new site?
>>34449339Not a dealbreaker
>>34449362Yes I'm being vague on purpose. It was so very close, we got along so well. There were only a couple things that prevented it from working. But somewhere else it might.
>>34449349Name one flaw of hers
>>34449365Clarabelles/muffinsmuffins222>>34449369She is but outside of audio stuff her content is kind of shit
>>34449367>extreme racism and misoginy, pedophilia, truly dark sense of humor or shit like puppy killing? This person dies alone, and probably deserves it.
>>34449349>To air the thought.And anons have aired their responses.
>>34449377Maybe they can find likeminded individuals. I wouldn't mind a racist gore watching introverted otaku gf to be honest
>>34449377I know so many men like that with wives… don’t pmo
>>34449339That's sweet.
>>34449355Because Jews hold Jewishness far more tightly and seriously than most Christians do. Its selection. Any Christian taking the gospel seriously isn't gonna marry a Jew in the first place, but a Jew might not go as far due to Jewishness also being a lineage, culture, language etc that still makes up a deeper portion of their personal identity. So Jewishness obviously wins out. Plus, marrying into Jews places a bigger demand on you to fit into their world which makes natural pressure.
>>34449349>Out of 4 billion women, sure there might be, but she was the one I found. Finding another like her or better is an extremely narrow margin, I only have finite time to do that here, it's not happening in this life. I didn't overlook anything, I considered her flaws. She was worth the compromises I'd make.I know how this feels because I'm trying to get over my oneitis right now. I thought she was well worth the compromises I'd have to make, including moving and dealing with her past trauma, but when it was clear she wasn't interested, focusing on those problems helped me get over her. If you've picked apart all of her flaws, do it again and again until you talk yourself out of this hole. It's not easy but it's the best way forward.
>>34449382>with wives Who intentionally make themselves look like trans women for some reason. Why do the right wing wives all do drag makeup?
>>34449376this might be the most depressing OF account I've ever seen in my life I feel so bad for her
>>34449388Right wing wives are at least wives. You're unmarried and alone.
>>34449376>muffinsmuffins222That's her? She's cute!
Women , if a man is a virgin as a fully grown adult (25+) , what do you think ? Do you care , is it a turn off , something you like more ?
>>34449274Dating is hard work and as a women someone else is trying to penetrate you and that's a different vibe then being the one who is on the hunt. Dating invites weird shit into your personal lives and u will prob get raped in one way or another
>>34449393it's cute
>>34449393If you went to a bakery and there was one type of cake that no one ever bought would you think it was good?
State GenderIs fish meat?
>>34449391I'd rather be alone than married to a conservative man who wants me to look like a man and will pay for my plastic surgery to do so. I don't think anyone is losing/missing anything here.
>>34449393I want a virgin husband but I admit I'm a bit of a religious nut
>>34449166Yh it's quite simple actually. I have no reason to blame women for anything in my life
>>34449393Too young
>>34449376Perfect geeky looking awkward gf ruined and corrupted by only fans (jewish owned). When will we stop them from ruining all the women?
Its funny, I thought I was a pretty level-headed guy, but one breakup and I'm riddled with insecurities, FOMO, and general disgust about place in life and future prospects.
>>34449400M Yes
>>34449389I feel like that's kind of her schtick. She's filling like the nerdy girlfailure role.I don't like it either but she seems to have some fans so idk.She's like if alwaysslightlysleepy was a degenerate girlfailure.
>>>34449169I mean that's great. But I have tried in different contexts for the last 4 years. I have met one girl at a party I didn't actually Find cute but she was my first ever. Then in dating apps met another who I also didn't find cute or attractive. Both were good companions but not fulfilling. I've tried at college and they all either had bfs or didn't want anything with me.It's just hard and dating apps are literally the only place I have a (tiny) window of chance. I got a nice date yesterday out of an statistical error with an apparently nice woman
>>34449393It's not a turn off necessarily but I have no business hanging out with virgins it feels predatory.>>34449400F. Sure. It's the flesh of an animal I'll count it.
>>34449375Nothing insurmountable, nothing I couldn't accept. I say flaws but really I didn't see them that way, more like character. It didn't cast her in a negative light to me. Nothing that happened or didn't is either of our fault but just how the dice rolled this particular time. No I will not say specifically what her "flaws" were. >>34449380And I built on theirs and them on mine. >>34449387>it was clear she wasn't interestedIn my case she was, there was nothing particularly difficult about her.
>>34449417meanwhile, virgins be like>please prey on me
>>34449388>Why do the right wing wives all do drag makeup?I don't understand this either, but I'm very particular about my right wing egirlsKristi Noem was pretty hot like 15 years ago though.
>>34449400MTechnically yh but I tend to think of it separately because it's very different
>>34449420This is the only way to lose your virginity as a moid
>>34449420They need a nice lady with like 4 bodies to prey on them not me
>>34449389>>34449392>>34449407She's cute but she's extremely fucked in the head and most likely has been from the start, I wouldn't be surprised if she has some trauma from her childhood. Onlyfans didn't ruin her she wouldn't have gotten into it if she wasn't already ruined, it's a symptom not the cause
>>34449430>Onlyfans didn't ruin her she wouldn't have gotten into it if she wasn't already ruined, it's a symptom not the causeQFT
>>34449430I like degenerate OF girls who do youtube ASMR well enough, but her's makes me uncomfortable and I haven't seen much of it. I like *some* of her audio stuff, but how much she was exclusively doing like the most degenerate possible scripts makes me think you're probably right.
>>34449430I don't care if she's mentally ruined as long as she isn't physically ruined but I guess it's too much to ask for an OF slut to be unsullied
Anyone else terrified of the prospect that after college, your entire live becomes a loop of every week being the same until you slowly start to degrade and finally dieThere's nothing else in this life and its scary>work>come home>go to sleeprepeat after repeat after repeat
>>34449419>And I built on theirs and them on mine.No.
>>34449400FYes
>>34449430She's made for DDLG
>>34449430>extremely fucked in the headHow so?I've only heard one or two of her audios. I liked it.
>>34449437It doesn't scare me since my life has been like that ever since I was 12.12-18:>School>Come home>Game>Sleep18-23>University>Come home>Game>Sleep23-Now>Work>Come home>Exercise/game/code>Sleep
>>34449437Picture is wrong. Earth with me is the top picture, earth without me is no picture, because I can't perceive it if I'm not here, and my existence is meaningful to me even if it isn't to anybody else.
>>34449437The prospect of a career makes me feel this way. I get bored of any job after 3 months this is torture.
>>34449292Yeah at the end of the day true love is a total acceptance. Like lacan says love is giving something you don't have to someone who doesn't want it. In other words you both project an ideal onto each other but true love is just doing it anyways. It's like traversing the fantasy in lacan you know what it is but you do it anyways. Love is a impossibility you reach for anyways.
Women, what's the best way to get to know you?
State genderWere you a cool kid in high school?
>>34449437You should be terrified. 36 year old here and work life made me hate society. I'm trying to generate enough passive income to stop this cycle and remove myself from adult life.
>>34449437I mean yeah that’s what I do
>>34449449Talk
>>34449450MNo
>>34449419Just naming or acknowledging one might make you feel better. It’s okay to notice something unideal about someone, even if you like them, and it can help reduce some of the rosiness
>>34449434Yeah a lot of it was like rape stuff, little sister stuff, having the "everyone in this story is 18+" disclaimer when she's obviously leaning outside of that, the fucking lolita voice she does, like come the fuck on>>34449436If onlyfans didn't exist she'd be a prostitute or fuck 6 dozen guys. Hell she probably already did the latter. You can't fix her bro
>>34449447Don't know who that guy is but I fundamentally disagree with his description of love.
>>34449454I prefer to listen to women, not just talk to them.
>>34449430>She has a d*aper/p*ss/f*rt/s*at fetish and frequently talks about it on twitter, you have been warnedI... i don't think i can make compromises in my character for her but damn would I be tested
>>34449450M, I was huge dork.
>>34449437In any case, I feel the opposite. I finally regained my free time when I no longer had the obligation to study. I work to have money to do the things I actually like to do. There's so much to do, so much I want to do.
>>34449449I honestly don't know, I always get the feeling that most people struggle to connect with me
>>34449460Dude, there are OTHER, cute women who aren't like that.
>>34449450MNo. Quite the opposite
GenderWhy does 4chan consider coping to be a bad thing? Before 4chan started using cope as a generic insult I always thought coping was a good thing.
>>34449449By accident because we're both occupying the same space for a period of time and can't leave.It's the only way it's going to happen I don't socialize.>>34449450FFuck no I helped found the anime club for Christ's sake. In 2008 when it was NOT cool.
>>34449450F no, I was a chubby nerd
>>34449450FYes. I peaked in high school honestly
>>34449468>helped found the anime club>don't socialize
>>34449467Internet got oversaturated with the phrase "unhealthy coping mechanisms" and now it's an insult. Don't overthink it.
>>34449463I'm struggling to connect with you right now.
>>34449458Ya I wanted to sound cool and cultured desu
>>34449450MNo. I was shy and awkward and moving to a new country definitely made it worse so never really fit in
>>34449474She's a woman. Her idea of not socializing is just when chad isn't having sex with her and paying for expensive month long vacations.
>>34449474That was in high school. Almost 20 years ago.
>>34449419>I want to kill myself because I am not compatible with a girl>no, I will not explain what those incompatibilities are, despite them being "nothing insurmountable"This is an anonymous message board. What's there to hide?
>>34449484>high school>20 years agoHave you bought your coffin already, grandma?
>>34449450MThis is just a mean question to ask, especially for this thread
What's the optimal dick girth for women?
>>34449477Still I'd think would be better than no coping mechanism.
>>34449486Some cremation places let you buy a $200 cardboard box instead of paying for a casket to burn. Gonna go with that.
>>34449402name back on, valk
>>34449484I hope I can accidentally get to know you.
>>34449491Then you don't understand what an unhealthy coping mechanism is?>>34449493I am NOT fat how dare you. Being mistaken for JH is better than this.
>>34449434>>34449457looked up her soundgasm and had a listen to one of her little sister clipsThat girl was DEFINITELY diddled by a family member.
>>34449450No but the cool kids didn't mind me. They were friendly.
>>34449499That's really sad though. That does actually make me want to try and fix her.
>>34449490MPreferably 0?
>>34449459Listening is part of the skill of talking. Most moids forget how conversations are supposed to take turns.
State GenderHow large was your graduating class in high shcool?
>>34449478Well irl i don't talk a lot and apparently I am expressionless
>>34449506On the other hand though, she's also gross.At least Exoe is obviously just pandering and doing a bit.
>>34449456I can acknowledge it but again it doesn't change what I think of her, I just don't want to voice it here. If anything the "unideal" just made me like her more, I didn't want her to be perfect with nothing wrong. >>34449485It's not just that but she was the final nail so to speak.
>>34449499:(
>>34449506All yours buddy. I'd fuck her but there's not a chance in heaven or Hell that I won't disappear from her life with no trace after
>>34449515>If anything the "unideal" just made me like her more, I didn't want her to be perfect with nothing wrong.You make it sound like she either got a boyfriend or friendzoned you and you're wanting to kill yourself because of it.
>>34449499Pass the clip
>>34449523It's like 80% of her clips. Look up muffins on gwasi
>>34449520Wrong on both accounts and again she's not the only catalyst for that.
To women anons, what do you believe is a balanced dynamic in a relationship whether that be boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife? I had a pretty toxic and long relationship for 13 years and after getting out in the dating world and meeting nice normal people I have realized that since I only knew the dynamic of my previous relationship I really need to figure this part out before jumping into a new one. I feel like currently in regards to lifestyle I am very self sufficient and independent so it is hard for me to imagine what I would receive or give in an actual relationship. What do you personally do for your partner and what do you expect from your partner?
Is the manflu really that bad?
Being a tall and attractive white man in a town of fat mexicans is the most infuriating part of my existence
>>34449528She didn’t friendzone or reject you?
>>34449537Poor you
>>34449499>>34449457I was gonna downplay this because I honestly find nothing weird from her ASMRs but I kinda remembered I was diddled and almost raped by a gay older cousin when I was 13. Do normalfags that weren't sexually assaulted really find her roleplay ASMRs weird?
>>34449497>Then you don't understand what an unhealthy coping mechanism is?Maybe I don't. But not being able to cope seems very unhealthy to me.
>>34449537Please move
>>34449535I don't think there's an exact level of independence vs spending time and making decisions together that's right for everyone. I think it comes down to communication issues a lot of time, and when it's not that it's that someone is postponing a breakup that should already have happened and the other person can tell they're going to get dumped and they react by being clingy.
>>34449539Yes actually. There’s no way for me to have a relationship with an attractive woman here
>>34449538No.
>>34449536what the hell is manflu, is this like the pokevirus that gives your mons 2x EV's or whatever the fuck it does
>>34449165TinderOr just find someone on 4chan
>>34449547So what’s your problem, did you break it off with her?
>>34449537gringo you gotta get yourself a nice lil torta
>>34449542An unhealthy coping mechanism doesn't actually help. It's making you feel better in the moment but creating a new problem. Healthy coping doesn't create new issues.
>>34449512I'm sure you're very nice when someone manages to break through your shell though.
Why do people downplay the fact you can get throat cancer from licking pussy?
>>34449548It's what makes girls go boy crazy. Very dangerous strain
>>34449548Women think that men are all big babies when they're sick. They think this because they see it on tv, not because they've ever seen it in real life.
>>34449511M800-900 IIRC
>>34449536I have read that they feel it harder than we do. Like testosterone lowers immunity or something. It kind of makes sense if you think about it. Females carry the babies so we have more robust immune systems out of necessity.
>>34449557First of all, just get the vaccine women all get.Second, you can get cancer from everything, stop being a baby.
TO BE FAIR when I got salmonella or whatever it was a few years ago I was screaming like a bitch all morning from the stomach and back pain until I was given tranquilizers
>>34449536Men don't have the balls to continue working while sick like we do.
>>34449565Being pregnant weakens the immune system (otherwise it would attack the baby).
>>34449511MLike 84
>>34449557the sun being fatEating hot dogsAlcohol Probably the apartment you lived in as a toddler So many things give you cancer. If you care about getting throat cancer from eating pussy but don't wear sun screen you're just making excuses lol.
>>34449536Never seen it irl. Does this actually happen or is it le meme
>>34449536Yeah, menstruation pains are just the taste of the potency of the manflu, you'll have to get pregnant to feel the real thing girls
>>34449573nta I wonder what the disease in which your immune system attacks the baby is called
>>34449573Huh so men just suck at being sick for no good reason? Damn.
>>34449582Abortion?
>>34449579I'm just saying that people downplay it, which is true.
>>34449511MI think like 90-95 people
>>34449450FI thought I was gigaStacy throughout all of elementary, middle and high school but everyone around me told me I was bullied, had no friends, and had school shooter vibes. I was constantly pulled out of classes for counseling and had adults follow me everywhere and teachers sent to my house because they apparently thought I was disabled/severely abused. I thought all of that was because I was so popular even the adults wanted to be around me. I also thought every guy had a crush on me but apparently no one did. Wtf :/
>>34449557>Why do people downplay the fact you can get throat cancer from licking pussy?Because the chances of that actually happening are on a par with the chances of being struck by lightning while indoors. Yeah, it's *possible*; it's not *likely*. A woman getting cancer from swallowing a man's cum is thousands of times more likely.
>>34449561FalseBoys with overprotective mothers
>>34449557All good things in life are mildly carcinogenic
>>34449561I lived with a female cousin for a couple of months while I was looking for a job in the city. I got a really bad fever at some point and she took care of me for some reason, brought me food, medicine and wet towels unprompted. I think their motherly insticts trigger when they see a sick person.
>>34449585I guess but we can go gorilla mode and snap a bitch like a toothpick so it evens out
Don't you just love goodbyes?
>>34449548>what the hell is manfluIt's something that, when a man has it, is flu, but when a woman has it is merely a mild cold.
>>34449166i don't blame anything on women specifically. most of the shit wrong with my life is because of international finance or my dysgenics or some combination thereof.
>>34449586Is that how it works?... I don't know enough about abortions to say you are wrong but that still sounds fucking stupid.
>>34449589Holy autism
>>34449587People downplay all that other shit too, except maybe the sun. Excuses excuses.Humans downplaying the risks of an activity that they want to engage in? Who would ever do such a crazy thing? Like dude heroin exists THIS should not be any kind of surprise to you lmao.
>>34449450M.Absolutely not, the school administration nearly intervened overtly due to how poorly I fit in. While I cannot prove it, I believe they went the sneakier way and just told people to try to make friends with me.I think some of them thought I was school shooter material.
>>34449490>What's the optimal dick girth for women?Depends on the woman.
>>34449511>>34449605Can't remember, I didn't go to graduation.
>>34449449Do stuff with me and notice how I approach things, how I react, and how I think. And then choose your next actions based on that. Too many men just want to talk all day and hear about my childhood and hobbies and what kind of music I like etc and I never felt bonded to someone because of things like that.
>>34449450>Were you a cool kid in high school?M. I was an autistic kid in high school at a time when no one had even heard of high-functioning autism. Take a guess.
>>34449609I like this advice.
>>34449610NtaHow OLD are you? You should have gone to a tech school. Brother got diagnosed with Asperger's back when that was still a thing. Mom got him an IEP. He wasn't popular but he had more friends than I did.
>>34449609What kind of music do you like?
At this point I think it's better to just live according to the insane fantasies in my head rather than trying to think through everything rationally
>>34449618As with everything you should strike a balance.
>>34449618I do this and ironically call it manifesting. I think it's just conflict avoidance though. I don't want to deal with anything I don't like until it's unavoidable and shit snowballs, not good.
>>34449609>Do stuff with meWhat would you suggest we start with?
>>34449609>Do stuff with meBut girls want hookups
>>34449626Failed the vibe check immediately
How do I SUBTLY provoke my moid to be more aggressive in bed?
>>34449632Smack him lightly but hard enough until he loses his patience and restrains you
>>34449631Ditto
>>34449631Dammit!
>>34449632You know his personality so only you'll know if this will work on him or not but be a little bratty. Not childish but like playfully oppositional.
>>34449632Bite him
is there such thing as a woman whos bad in bed? if so, how?
>>34449631nta, you seem like the kind of woman i hate dating: always expecting your partner to do the heavy lifting, activity-selection, planning, etc. and claiming it's their responsibility to know what you like without ever suggesting anything yourself. news flash: you're the boring one.
>>34449602Yeah my parents hid it from me my whole life but apparently my teachers thought I had low functioning autism and should've been in special ed or be in a different kind of school. I don't have autism>>34449511Over 2000. I remember the classes were so crowded some of us had to sit on the floor
>>34449632Establish a safeword, then every time he initiates feign reluctance.
I'm not her you gay ass niggas I just know how the game works
>>34449166Women are the ones constantly saying that they don't need men, while living in a house built by a group of men, with electricity and heating installed and maintained by men, with their clean water that was filtered and processed by men, with their cars that were assembled by men, so they can drive on roads that are paved and maintained by men. But sure, Ms. preschool teacher, I'll apologize to you for my bitterness. After all, you women are doing such a great job with that education system.
>>34449643they're all planks who refuse to move around or take an active sexual role.
>>34449643I'm great at faking orgasmsOther than that, I'm pretty bad
Moids will complain about their GFs being "bad" at sex but will never teach them to be better because they think of them as masturbation aids
>>34449653most men arent into femdom or things of that nature so im nto really sure what positions or behaviors youre looking for that'd make her performance better?
>>34449632>How do I SUBTLY provoke my moid to be more aggressive in bed?This is an unbelievably bad idea. If he's a decent guy he won't be provoked and will just wonder why you're being a bitch for no reason. If he's the kind of man who can be provoked then he's dangerous. If you want him to be more aggressive, TALK TO HIM.
>>34449250why do I care about what some fruit has to say regarding the variations of an entire population? Unless I'm a researcher of said variations my prime concern is myself and my lot.White people are really fucking annoying. If they just went out and had kids like EVERYONE ELSE DOES then this whole "demographic replacement" bullshit wouldn't exist.
>>34449655Sometimes she goes oww but idc I'm just trying to cum
>>34449651>Women are the ones constantly saying that they don't need men, while living in a house built by a group of men, with electricity and heating installed and maintained by men, with their clean water that was filtered and processed by men, with their cars that were assembled by men, so they can drive on roads that are paved and maintained by men.Why are you taking ownership for actions of other men that you didn't do yourself?
>>34449166>Gender quotas waitlisted me for my first choice of degree>Feminists in power loving muslims for some inexplicable reason contributed to me being a minority in my primary school
>>34449272Women are X-menWe are Y-men
>>34449655Men don't even notice the woman during sex
>>34449655This is why faggots have the best sex, no need to teach anything you both know what you like
>>34449250why do I care about what some fruit has to say regarding the variations of an entire population? Unless I'm a researcher of said variations my prime concern is myself and my lot.White people are so fucking annoying. If they just went out and had kids like EVERYONE ELSE DOES then this whole "demographic replacement" bullshit wouldn't exist.>>34449658>If he's a decent guy he won't be provoked and will just wonder why you're being a bitch for no reasonI read this as>If he's a clueless wimpy asshole he'll just get sad instead of reading the room and either playing along or addressing it directlyAlso>If you want him to be more aggressive, TALK TO HIM.Oh yeah, that makes things /real/ sexy -_-
Women, how many women can I ask out before you get the ick and I need to change my identity and move to another city to reset my creep reputation?
>>34449668>me being a minority in my primary schoolGuy gaslighting himself into thinking there were more muslims than non-muslims in his primary school.
>>34449672More like you get the ick if we use verbal communication so we ram and hope
>>34449645Legend. Put the cunt in her place and make it known
>>34449674>>34449667>>34449660The bot is broken
>>34449657not necessarily femdom or adjacent, but pretty much anything with her on top - it doesn't have to be some porn tier meme gyration or anything like that, but controlling the penetration herself while holding you seems like a great choice.
>>34449671Deedleedle eeeee dee deeDeedleedle eeeee dee dee
>>34449582https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemolytic_disease_of_the_newborn
>>34449677>I know your childhood better than you do.I think muslims were in a slight majority, however if you count the indians and africans we were about 25% european.
>>344496804chinz is being shite at the moment. I didn't even know >>34449660 was posted
>>34449668>Gender quotas waitlisted me for my first choice of degreeDo you have evidence that women and only women like or approve of gender quotas?>Feminists in power loving muslims for some inexplicable reason contributed to me being a minority in my primary schoolDo you have evidence that women and only women directly wanted to make you a minority in your primary school directly?
Men do you like twerking Men can you twerk Men would you twerk for your beloved if it turns her on
>>34449684Bro, you were not calculating percentages in primary school. Quit lying.
>>34449687>Do you have evidence that women and only women like or approve of gender quotas?Women, no. Feminists tend to love it and wanted it.>Do you have evidence that women and only women directly wanted to make you a minority in your primary school directly?I'll take cause and effect for $500. "Not deliberately doing it" doesn't mean it didn't happen. I blame them, and others, for supporting policies that led to it.
Guys would you have a gf who was skinny but had small boobs but a very toned and flat stomach, or a gf who was kind of soft and thick with very large boobs (the normal large, not cartoon large, like an alexandra dadario or sydney sweeney type size - but thiccer in this hypothetical)?
>>34449666Why are you dumb cunts so obtuse? Whether I work a blue collar job or not is literally completely irrelevant to what I said. The trades are 97% men.
>>34449674>I read this asI have zero interest in how you read it. Given the average 4chan demographic, I have probably been into BDSM for longer than you've been alive, and I know what I'm talking about.
Cool, so no hot WMAF, WMWF, or WMLF for me even though I’m 6’5’’, white, and I’m attractive. Apparently only land whales and ugly black chicks (not even the hot thicc ones) want me. Maybe I’m being too genuine on my dating profiles
>>34449655tfw no passive starfish gf
>>34449691It's almost as if I'm an adult who can remember my childhood, count and divide.
>>34449693Second one.
>>34449690No to all
>>34449690>Men do you like twerkingI saw so much of it I didn't realize it was a sexual thing until much later>Men can you twerkI haven't done that since 2013>Men would you twerk for your beloved if it turns her onI really doubt it would but sure>>34449693both
>>34449690No, no, and no.
>>34449698WMIF is the way.
>>34449700Completely untrue, you do not remember how many kids you were in a class with and their races.
>>34449693Meh just give me a normal chick
>>34449651You forgot that they're also living in those houses that are actively paid for by men because most of them are in relationships with guys they don't like, but are too comfortable and wouldn't be able to afford as nice a house without the abusive bf paying for it.For the record I hate that situation and think it's awful. But I think the women are also sentient beings with rights and capable of not being in that situation if they wanted, and the fact that it's harming good men when women stay in these relationships against their own and everyone else's better judgment does make me judge them a little for it.
>>34449706Oh I get it, you're trolling. Good one, fren.
>>34449705The only ones on the apps that I’m seeing are way too Americanized and normal to want to be with a guy like me
>>34449693Soft and thick. Nobody looks good skinny and toned imo.
>>34449690NoI don't have the booty for itMaybe, if she was convincing enough about how turned on she was
>>34449695oh okay, so you're a freak for whom the act of sex is everything. Then I can disregard your opinion as we are fundamentally dissimilar. Your world is full of mentally-deficient freaks that might stick needles into your skene gland if you don't "communicate" exactly what hedonistic bullshit you're comfortable with; the straight world doesn't need the autistic specificity your lot requires. That being said, a boring, clueless dickhead isn't very entertaining either.
>>34449690EhNoSure I'd give it a shot but I doubt a skinny white boy twerking terribly would be attractive
>>34449693Those all sound nice.
>>34449693It wouldn't occur to me to use body shape as a way to choose between them. I'd be more interested in how we vibe.
>>34449693I'd be happy with both but do prefer the second option
Men, how would You react if your GF randomly got a pixie cut without telling you?
>>34449726I'd be perplexed because she agrees long hair suits her.
>>34449690twerking's really hot when it's done involuntarily. A woman throwing her desperate cunt around air humping for pure lust is some animalistic shit that can be really sexy if the contrast is right
>>34449726Not thrilled but hair grows back
>>34449726I would run my fingers through it.
Why do girls post here instead of having romantic experiences with their boyfriend? You know, just making plain love, taking the family boat to the middle of the lake or just reading together?
>>34449718>so you're a freak for whom the act of sex is everything.No. But I have a lot more experience of submissive women than you do, and also of the kind of trouble they can get into if they make the mistake of listening to someone like yourself.
>>34449709>abusive bf Aka any man with self-respect who has standards and sticks up for himself. Don't want her to go clubbing? You're jealous and controlling. Want her to do more around the house since you're the breadwinner? She's a "literal" slave." She won't have sex with you so you turn to porn? That's cheating. You don't entertain her bullshit? You're a narcissist.
>>34449732It's monday. The weekend is over.
>>34449726It wouldn't suit her at all.
>>34449511like 20 of us
>>34449726I'd be surprised but the good kind of surprised because I like women with short hair
>>34449732>the family boatSeriously?
>>34449726im biased, I like pixie cuts
>>34449740Pretty sure most middle class families own a boat
>>34449733>and also of the kind of trouble they can get into if they make the mistake of listening to someone like yourselfProbably. I don't know how many latent rapists are out there, but you've probably run into way more than normal.
>>34449726My sister got one of these cuts. We called her Ricki Lake until it grew back.
>>34449675Kill
Still looking for any greek anons for advice
>>34449751For what? Philo dough?
You need to stop smoking pot and weed, and other forms of crack.
>>34449755trip advice for autumn
>>34449744Like do Americans not own boats? I'm not talking about big boats, small boats you can use for fishing or scattering family ashes to the sea. That kinda boat
>>34449756>pot and weed
>>3444975811%
>>34449758Americans only own boats in Florida and Louisiana, and they use them to go drunk boating and try to fuck alligators, not for funeral rituals.
>>34449763To be honest it's probably higher if we include black people and hispanics
>>34449749>Ricki Lakewhat are you 50
>>34449751I want to ejaculate on her tattoos.
>>34449757I would stick to the tourism traps. And nail everything you mean to keep into your body.
>>34449692>Women, no. Feminists tend to love it and wanted it.So no evidence, just a random claim.>I'll take cause and effect for $500. "Not deliberately doing it" doesn't mean it didn't happen. I blame them, and others, for supporting policies that led to it.Again, no evidence, just a random claim.>>34449694But you're the same people who get upset and cry "not all men" when women are wary about men committing rape and murder. Since you're not those same murderous and rapist men, that also mean's you're not one of those virtuous blue collar worker men either.>>34449709>For the record I hate that situation and think it's awful. But I think the women are also sentient beings with rights and capable of not being in that situation if they wantedDo you believe that men are sentient beings with rights who are capable of not being shitty and abusive if they wanted?
>>34449769Exactly, the only Riki I care about is Riki.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLIfUJcq0ns
>>34449772>Do you believe that men are sentient beings with rights who are capable of not being shitty and abusive if they wanted?Yes. And they should be held accountable for their actions. However I'm not the ones who's rewarding them their whole life like the women are.
>>34449771Im getting tattoo'd in Athens but I want to get the timing down so I arrive after the season has already ended. I need the local opinion on where to eat and shit. Usually I go in blind, but I knew Rome and Venice better
>>34449758My mom has a kayak but doesn't use it does that count?
>>34449776So if a man gets abused by a BPDemon, it's his fault for rewarding her behavior, right? I just hope you're at least consistent and not a hypocrite with your victim blaming.
Men $1 million right now OR meet the love of your life this week but it's still up to you if you fuck this up or not
>>34449781give me the cash
any married anons itt?
Why would a women forever throw away the ability to be beautiful by getting piercings and tattoos?
>>34449769What's up with this new idea that you have to be around something actively happening to know it exists and reference it? Sometime in my twenty-plus years on earth I became familiar with Ricki Lake, among several hundred thousand other things.
>>34449784It's because I had a doodle bear as a kid
>>34449781I already met her and wasn't good enough, I'll take the cash, I know where she lives
>>34449449F. Come on weekend cycle rides with me.
>>34449790I would love to.
>>34449784Because piercings and tattoos are beautiful. You just have a stick up your ass - is it giving you a prostate orgasm, or making your anus sore?
>>34449784I like shiney
>>34449781Cash. I'm sure fumble the girl and end up with nothing otherwise.
How did you get revenge on your nemesis? Were you able to successfully implement an anonymous harassment campaign against him or her, that couldn't be traced back to you?
I wish Suicide was temporary
>>34449799Sleep is just as good.
>>34449780Yes, men who stay with abusive women instead of leaving out of convenience are also bad in that way.I would say BPD at least would suggest some more options that are viable than just breaking up, but with abuse in general, yes, the simps who will stay with any woman no matter what are also bad.
>>34449800too short, I want to go for like 10 years
>>34449802Sleep a day.Cryo is for rich people and they might abuse you during it anyway.
>>34449787You probably have a mans name tattooed on your chest
Have you ever owned slaves?
>>34449804>might abuse you during it anyway.Like, sexually?Wow, a relaxing sleep AND free sex! Sign me up.
>>34449809Mhm. How are you guys so dumb? Truly?
>>34449809Empathy is one of the greatest evils of modern society.
>>34449809Well if they did it right for once they could stop.
>>34449781I'd love the second option but there's no way it would work out at this time in my life
>>34449810>Like, sexually?Eh, no. Probably will not touch your frozen genitals.
Women, are cheap chinese or indian restaurants a bad choice for first dates?
>>34449785I'm pretty sure populations get dumber as less and less is expected of them. People adjust to societal knowledge like bone density adjusts to weight.
>>34449817It's very awkward in there. That's basically the same ambiance as any takeout place.
Honestly dating apps just aren’t for me. I think it took a little while but there’s something so unnatural about talking to someone for a few days, meeting in person thinking there will be some kind of chemistry because you were texting and that went well. Honestly there’s plenty of women I can make good conversation with, who might be pretty but I’d never fuck them or date them because I don’t connect with them spiritually or emotionally. The only way to gauge that immediately is in person and why text someone for so long, hoping that something will come out of it because there’s the illusion of chemistry that good texting creates, just to meet irl and be disappointed within 5 minutes? Has anyone else experienced this?
>>34449816BV after trying to lick my frozen penis.
>>34449726Id find it weird someone so clearly a lesbian let me fuck her so regularly. Seriously why does every lesbian get the exact same haircut?
>>34449825Benis enby :DDD
>>34449823I mean like shanking you to take blood.
>>34449809>Women are trying to weaken men through empathy poisoningIt's fine when it's selective, like towards your partner. But excessive empathy is how you get taken advantage of.
>>34449809Then stop womansplaining?I enjoy telling people about my austistic bullshit, but I minimize doing it because I know nobody wants to hear about x or y. Why would people insist on explaining shit nobody wants to hear, when you don't even enjoy the explaining part yourself?Literally the most typical>invent problem>be annoyed by problemtype of woman moment.
>>34449693Toned girls are nice but the softness of fat on a woman is incredibly underrated once you've actually touched both.
how right is this?
why do women take nudes w their face showing way more often than men? i wish men did it more
Let's talk about your appearance on the Sex Offender Registry.
We need MORE studies!
F
>>34449840Pretty accurate. But do note that the bottom is body count and not IQ. I'm totally happy to be in the middle group, even if it's being portrayed by the annoying zoomerjak.
State gender>>>/soc/34968859
>>34449851Kill yourself at once.
>>34449852answer the question
>>34449851what bump r u even talking abt, i dont see anything
>>34449784>>34449794The times are a changin'I'm not against tattoos overall, I just think most people's tattoos suck. I have some friends with tattoos that I genuinely admire. I don't think I'd get any, or at least don't feel a compulsion to get one yet. Being a walking billboard for my favorite current pop culture thing doesn't seem appealing and that's what it feels like most people get.
This is the house, you will live in.You will not need to sell crack, when you live in a cul de sac.
>>34449857
>>34449865Those are just called lips. They're supposed to be there.
>>34449848Your level of autism needs to be studied.Your autism is very severe. And your autism must be cured.
>>34449841You fuckup
>>34449809The biggest psyop in the women industry is gaslighting men into thinking they're emotionally stunted and not talking about your emotions constantly = bad!Women are just so needy
>>34449844Because men are ugly and it's usually for gays who want to see dicks and asses and stuff more than faces
>>34449817for a first date you planned yes. i'd be thinking wtf, he had time to think about impressing me for a first date, why did he choose to bring me to a place like this? if it's about being casual or broke i'd rather get pizza or a sandwich and chips from a deli or slushies from 7/11 and we can walk around a parking lot or target or a mall or something. a cheap takeout restaurant reminds me of that one virgin vs chad meme where the mom brings the virgin to the same restaurant she did after the divorce, you know the one i'm talking about lol
>>34449849Thats a cool tattoo
>>34449851Low t faggot get a haircut
/atoga/, what do you do when you're boyvulating and your boypussy is so fertile and your body won't stop begging for a creampie?
>>34449868Can tax payer dollars cover my cure??
>>34449849Ugly
>>34449844I like my porn with faceless women because I feel less ashamed and don't have to humanize those whores who have sex for money
>>34449880Cum in my own ass
Women, would you date an AI evangelist who may or may not love his robot girlfriend more than you? He currently makes $200k+ per year and might sell his company for millions of dollars soon.
>>34449844Don't want to get exposed by a bitter ex.
>>34449809>listening>empathyWho's lacking that and what are they failing to do? When you say basic shit like this there is no recollection of where the bar is.
>>34449889Bro nobody's gonna fap to or see that shit
>>34449892Guys post their exes nudes all the time, don't see why a mad woman wouldn't do the same.
is it wrong to start going out with a woman and at the same time keep jerking off to random hot models?
Can I shove my fist up my diarrhea filled asshole and then masturbate you with my sticky, stinky shit stained fingers and palm?
Do you think you could have made her like you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnI0nVSUV5o
>>34449900No
>>34449895It's different for men. Who's gonna be jerking off to and saving a man's dick pics
>>34449903Well if women don't want nudes then it was a pointless question in the first place.
>>34449896She looks like someone I know
>>34449905Yeah it really is
>>34449903>Who's gonna be jerking off to and saving a man's dick picsBV
>>34449906she's a cutie.
Where's my stinky autism gf?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2ZX0UBobSgE
>>34449806I actually don't have any but I have like a dozen piercings and green hair
>>34449844MI don't take nudes but if I did I wouldn't show face because I've been hammered enough time that posting something on the internet, even 4chan, is forever.
>>34449900I don't find her attractive so I'm gonna say no
>>34449914NtaWhat kinda green?
>>34449917She seems nice though.
>>34449903people spread nudes out of revenge or moral reasons all the time. If you cheat on your ex and she has nakes pics of you from when you dated, she absolutely might spread them around to other women to laugh at you and make fun of you. This exact situation happened to a guy at my college.
>>34449913If I married her I'd beat her
>>34449817I don't trust your opinion on food yet so I'd be wary but if it turns out to be really good I would find that kind of attractive.
>>34449922>she absolutely might spread them around to other women to laugh at you and make fun of you. This exact situation happened to a guy at my college.Does it only work if your dick is small?
>>34449921True but I assumed they meant like in a romantic sense
>>34449896Dancers are the female übermensch.
>>34449919Like a swamp/leafGood camouflage
>>34449929i dont think shes a dancer, shes just a model with a big ass and legs.
>>34449165Are an m or f looking? How are your looks?
>>34449930Bog witch style.
>>34449903>Who's gonna be jerking off to and saving a man's dick picsI do this with guys who post dick pics on this site >>34449922I look so good naked I sometimes wish a guy would spread my nudes so everyone I know knows too. It would put some of these bitches in their place my mom included
>>34449930Wood elf vibes
Femanons, what's your go-to outfit for when you want a moid to look at you like he's about to devour you?
>>34449939>my mom included"Yeah that's right, mom. My body is tea. Fuck you."
>>34449939>I do this with guys who post dick pics on this siteDo you only save dicks that are big or is average and girthy oknot posting my dick though, just curious
>>34449937>>34449941Thank you>>34449942Best outfit is no outfit. But in general they like dresses that are a little more modest than you would expect and evocative of old-school femininity like the 50s housewife type shit.
I need my dick sucked so badly that it's beginning to make me physically uncomfortable. No questions at this time for women
>>34449945>please tell me my small penis is ok please is there a female equivalent of how utterly raped men are regarding penis size insecuritylike i dont think a single woman ive ever met has ever been this neurotic about their boobs or whatever
>>34449952>>please tell me my small penis is ok pleaseI mean I said average and you're mocking me as if I had a small dick.>like i dont think a single woman ive ever met has ever been this neurotic about their boobs or whateverthere's ∞ articles and media and books about women's problems with their own bodies.
>>34449945i save the pics for different reasons. sometimes the dicks just look beautiful without being big or the guy has nice hands or even i think he his bed or socks or pants in the background looks sexy or even the way he's taking the photo appeals to me for whatever reason. sometimes the guy can have a 10/10 dick but his pic reveals he is retarded, like the way he crushes up his toothpaste or how he's obviously brushing too hard if his toothbrush is that fucked up and it turns me off. i still save the pic but only use those to look at when i don't want to cum yet because it stops making me horny and just angry instead
Wow. Did your boyfriend really sodomize and rape ALL of his children in his home sex dungeon, before he met you?
>>34449954>10/10 dickwhat entails a perfect dick?
Being ugly rules! Everyone hates me and thinks I’m disgusting!
>>34449166Why don't women stop blaming men or the "patriarchy" for their issues? Only fair
>>34449957don't worry about it
>>34449851You do not have a problem, that's just your lips protruding.
>>34449950IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF!
>>34449706nta but I can remember the racial makeup of my kindergarten (12 students) and in a more clear fashion, first grade (4 students). I just didn't think much of it. But I was black in Texas I was always gonna notice that people didn't look like me, whether it was a hispanic or white majority.
>>34449275Any Christian seriously considering being with a Jew wasn't very committed to Christianity to begin with. They're not very compatible religions, to put it mildly
We should imprison communists
>>34449888No.
>>34449954>sometimes the guy can have a 10/10 dick but his pic reveals he is retardedI'm gonna go check the background of my dick pics.
>>34449962Because the vast majority of women have had extremely negative experiences with men, in real life, physically. Whereas most 'men under 30' are having negative experiences with women almost entirely in their own brains with imaginary women.
>>34449910I do not use them for any other purpose than reference.
>>34449962>WhataboutismTypical male response
You fled the country so that people will not know you are a pedophile. That is why you lied to your parents that you now live abroad because you "don't feel safe now that Donald Trump is in office". That is a lie. You now live abroad because you do not want to be put in handcuffs and locked away for forcing children to touch your genitals. And that will happen no matter who the president is, bitch!
>>34449977That's not fucking true at all and you're well aware
>>34449977NTA but when I was in school a female bully told me she would go on a date with me if I brought a gun and massacred a bunch of people. I told a teacher and he lied to our principal that I said I was going to become a murderer. I got expelled from school over that.
>>34449979Reference for what? Are you drawing dicks?
>>34449966why not
>>34449986Sometimes.
>>34449968It really ain't. I hope I meet a nice girl who wants to suck my dick this year.
>>34449976best dick pic i ever got from a guy was when you could see his mom was in the doorway crossing her arms in the reflection of a window
>>34449990Have you had 'extremely negative' with men in real life before?
>>34449970All I remember from kindergarten was thinking the black kids were yucky
>>34449275Most people are "culturally" Christian and have no commitment to itMost Jews are only culturally Jews but the difference is their culture is more based on itI don't think any marriage that is interreligious have two people who are very committed
>>34449977>Because the vast majority of women have had extremely negative experiences with menIt's grim that men being casual assholes can turn modern women into despising a whole gender. You're completely brainwashed
>>34449990Do you do commissions?
Women check em
>>34449994Define
What Disco Revival are you listening to?
>>34449998NTA>It's grim that men being casual assholes can turn modern women into despising a whole genderAnd men will hate all women if women dare say "I'm not interested" to a guy. That's not brainwashing, it's realizing how pathetic and petty men are.
>>34449958Get over yourself
>>34449999No.
>>34449992this is why it's not about wanting it sucked, it's about wanting someone who wants to suck it
Flat women how would you feel if you said "ow my boobs" or something else relating to them and your boyfriend responded "what boobs"
>>34449962>there are more femcels than incelswhoa, what a plot twist
>>34450004You sound like you want to get your face urinated on by five men at once. Oooh yeah drink that piss!
>>34450004>And men will hate all women if women dare say "I'm not interested" to a guy. That's not brainwashing, it's realizing how pathetic and petty men are.This has never happened
>>34449977If that was remotely true and it was about lived experience, then why does hatred lessen as the women get older?
>>34450011>Typical male response>>34450013Literally the entire basis of incel mentality. But yes continue to gaslight women on their experiences with men.
failed at small talk with the guy i regularly see in my apartment who i kinda have a crush on or possibly just hate because he's hot and tries to interact with me. he saw me and asked how are you and i walked away quite far and as i was walking away i realized what he just said so i walked back and said "how you is" (idk why i said it like that) and he said "good, good i'm just ashasgkjgfjh" and he was still talking but i cut in with "okay" and walked away briskly again and i realized what i just did but i was just walking away too quickly to go back again Men what would you think if that was you
>>34450018I'd think wtf is her problem
>>34450007True. I have someone in mind but idk. Too soon to say anything.
>>34450019okay
>>34450007>>34450020broke: wanting it suckedwoke: wanting >herto want to suck it
>>34450017You need dick correction
>>34449798>How did you get revenge on your nemesis? Were you able to successfully implement an anonymous harassment campaign against him or her, that couldn't be traced back to you?Get help and stop ruining people's lives
>>34450018>who i kinda have a crush on or possibly just hate because he's hot and tries to interact with meWhat did she mean by this
>>34450017This.Men kind of have a tendency to, well, rape and murder. Not sure if the guys here have watched TV in the last forever....
>>34450023And I wouldn't talk to you ever again
>>34450024Idk why I didn't just lead in with that because I indeed want >herto suck it and I'm inconsolable about it
Anyone else get really horny in the morning time and then lose it by afternoon?I always wake up horny af. And all morning im thinking about how i'll jerk off when i reach home from work. But by the time i reach home from work, its completely gone.
Why do women even complain about rape so much? Being a fragile little delicate doll who gets manhandled literally seems so fun and pleasurable. If I was a woman I would rape bait thugs 24/7.
Women, do people masturbate to your social media?
>>34450034Lol
You have a degree from the George Bush School of Government. Don't you?
I wanna listen to her talk about her day and what she's doing and random things on her mind
>>34450034Gay
He took me back to East Atlanta. But my heart is in Havana.
>>34450028A majority of men have raped or murdered a woman?
Do you think that Michael actually sexually hurt kids with his little Jackson?
>>34450017>Literally the entire basis of incel mentality. But yes continue to gaslight women on their experiences with menBut for incels it's a lived and repeated experience and expose day after day after day, not because Bob cheated on Alice or because you got into true crime. It's just not the same, you can still get a nice loyal boyfriend who'll die for you, incel can't
>>34450027means i have to avoid wherever he's at in the building until he's out of sight. he's like a spider
>>34450034You can do just that very thing right now as a male. Go to a gay club and offer to spit on it for the big bears.
I have to break my wrist
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>>34450048NTA but been there, done that. I was feeling a lot of vagina envy of women who got sexually harassed and raped so I decided to go out to the Homo District and seek gay attention. Sadly I was too ugly to ever get roofied and raped by one of the fruity boys while unconscious.
>>34450045I haven't looked enough into it to make up my mind yet.
>>34450046I was abused by male family members growing up and bullied by boys during middle school, and have had to deal with sexual harassment from men, but yes please continue to gaslight me on how my issues with men are only because I was brainwashed by true crime shit like a typical male.>But for incels it's a lived and repeated experience and expose day after day after day,Oh man, it's so hard not having to deal with being sexually harassed by the opposite sex, really justifies hating all women. Fuck off.
>>3445004362 Million men have attended and in some cases graduated from an Online Rape Academy. It's like the University of Phoenix of Rape.
Insane women online never call ME a spider >:(
>>34450051Tell me about it darling. I could listen to you read out the footer on 4 chan dot org all day
>>34450048I've literally sucked off my old rich gay neighbor for money before. I'm bi and hypersexual. I just tend to avoid the gay community because I don't want AIDs.
>>34450057It's NOT FAIR
>>34450052You mean you didn't want to get raped as a woman and thus try terribly to depict one for the more fruity men to target willingly? You went to try and be raped as a man? That was never going to work, dummy. Also gay.
>>34450055Nta but if you can say my problems aren't real I can say the same for you. Get over it.
women can i look into your soul?
>>34449879why would I make myself uglier? To give you a better chance?
>>34450062You've lived a hard life anon. Women are so evil for daring to say "Sorry I'm not interested" to you. It's so hard, women are so evil for not wanting to suck your dick, which you're obviously entitled to because you're such a special snowflake.
>>34450055I'm genuinely sorry that happened to you but you probably would've been bullied anyway so gender has nothing to do with it... But yeah, I'd take sexual harassment over being forever alone, that's much better deal
Is it okay when I get a gf/wife to not reveal my history of seeing escorts in the past?And do you think I ruined sex forever for myself by doing it because i cheapened the act?
Men your gf wants you to rape her opp. She is able to beat her to submission and hold her down for you herself. What is your response
>>34450066Not what I'm talking about. You gave to get over your issues and stop lashing out at random people. No wonder nobody likes you. Worse shit happens to better people, get over your stupid hangups.
>>34450068>Is it okay when I get a gf/wife to not reveal my history of seeing escorts in the past?Yes.>And do you think I ruined sex forever for myself by doing it because i cheapened the act?Yes.
>>34450067>But yeah, I'd take sexual harassment over being forever alone, that's much better dealThese are the same men claiming that women only dislike them due to brainwashing.
>>34450068>see escorts >still want a gf/wife I don't understand how this happens
>>34450069Can I ejaculate into her
>>34450052Tons of gay subs have zero standards and give it up willingly, gay doms have little reason to rape unless they're also pedos. Male on male rape is largely a prison thing, and even that's mostly a targeted violence thing, not a sexual pleasure thing.
>>34450075Yes ideally you knock her up and ruin her life forever
Are you proud of me? I went about 4 hours longer than normal before masturbating today. And I woke up about 3 hours earlier than usual so for all intents and purposes it was closer to 7 hours longer than usual.
>>34450071All the porn probably ruined sex for me first.Should I kill myself?Or could I still learn to be intimate with a woman? I think I could still be happy when cuddling with her>>34450074I'm a desperate, pathetic man
/atoga/ women are a weird breed, because they literally fist their hands up their toddler children's asses to clean out all the shit while changing their diapersThen worry that men will do the same behaviors to them.
>>34450081>Then worry that men will do the same behaviors to them.I'm more worried men will not fist themselves to clean back there and get poop on their sheets.
>>34450073Well I've seen what it's like to grow old alone, I'd rather be assaulted when I'm young and fit than go through that
>>34450077Most if not all gay sex is rape. The way gay men meet their partners is to forcibly dry hump and then rape straight men to turn them into manservants.
>>34450078Hell yeah partners in crime. But it would be kinda weird if I knocked her up before knocking you up. And what if she gives me chlamydia or something.
>>34450080>All the porn probably ruined sex for me first.No, porn isn't physical. All it does is adjust expectations.>Should I kill myself?Fucking whitoids... No, there's more to life than having exclusively sex with someone you love.>Or could I still learn to be intimate with a woman? I think I could still be happy when cuddling with herI'm surprised you didn't learn that when you fucked a cheap whore in your RAM flatbed
Men have you ever had an orgasm
Six seven wait hol up what da fuck
>>34450069Break up with her because I'm not a fucking rapist.
>>34450088No I grew up in an eastern Orthodox monastery and I've never touched my penis in all of my years of living
Men how would you feel if a woman wasn't interested in you
>>34450088I can only cum from getting hit by a bus.
>>34450088Yeah. I came so hard the other day I pissed myself and my eyes teared up. Why?
>>34450093I'm bout to bus
>>34450089
>>34450093If a double decker bus crashes into usTo die by your side, is such a Heavenly way to die
>>34450092Stand outside of her window at 1 in the morning with a boombox and play Boyz 2 men
>>34450092I'd feel the same as I've been feeling for the past 25 years
>>34450087I don't know I'm freaking out right now I'm worried I ruined my life and I won't be able to feel love with a woman in bed because of my past actions. I never actually did penis in vagina sex with the escorts, so there's something still sacred I guess
Do dreads or braids still look good?
>>34450088About an hour ago
Are hoe baths a real thing?
>>34450101Get on tren bro holy fuck
>>34450101smoke some weed and chillax faggot. Jeez
>porn industry forces giant dicks on every guy>decide to make porn with my fwb>everyone mocks my average dick in the comments and says Im small and that she should change partnersshould I tell her this is making my head burn inside or should I just keep filming.
Imagine if you had precognitive ejaculation, like you busted one hour before you had sex.
>>34450106>>34450108So I'll be fine? That's all I need to hear
>>34450102>braidsIf you're a woman or native American >dreadsIf you're black or pretending to be
Men would you accept your dad if he came out as gay and would this change how you feel about yourself?
>>34450109>>porn industry forces giant dicks on every guy>>decide to make porn with my fwb>>everyone mocks my average dick in the comments and says Im small and that she should change partners>should I tell her this is making my head burn inside or should I just keep filming.Do your parents know what you do? Just stop doing porno and do onlyfans instead
>>34450114Well my dad is long dead but I'd support him and it wouldn't change how I feel about myself, but it would cause gross intrusive thoughts of him having gay sex
>>34450109Don't tell her, women hate insecurity more than anything. The guys in the comments are probably literal cucks anyway.
>>34450109Switch to cuckshit and make more bank
>>34450116>Do your parents know what you do?no>>34450116>Just stop doing porno and do onlyfans insteadbut we have already set up everything in this website.
>>34450109>should I tell her this is making my head burn insideWhat is your desired outcome from telling her?
you ever masturbate to some absolutely shameful pathetic shit then spend the rest of your day having an identity crisis? state gender
>>34450110I always jerk off before a date. Sometimes twice.
>>34450114I'd wonder if the gay switch would come for me down the line
I'm so over seeing articles of>Why does gen z like/dislike thing?And the story is just because the economy is bad and pretending we're doing it for fun. I literally saw an article the other day saying people are opting for gig jobs and many part time jobs rather than a single full time job and trying to explain that we like that.And now I just saw one that was explaining why we don't like overhead lighting.Motherfucker, I don't *have* overhead lighting, because rentals don't have lights in them anymore so you have to supply floor lamps yourself.
>>34450121>What is your desired outcome from telling her?that I have someone I trust knowing about my insecurities.
>>34450117>it would cause gross intrusive thoughts of him having gay sexWhy, that wouldn't be any different from your memories of him making you jerk him off when you showered with him growing up.
>>34450123MI stopped caring years ago.
Men can you dance
>>34450109Keep filming. Amature gives middle penis' hope.And they still come on to watch to talk shit.
Men do you have a girlfriend?
>>34450131Only if you string me up
>>34450131We all came here to dance. I'm not alone and neither are you, and tonight the music's on till morning. But it's a shame I can't dance.
>>34450120>but we have already set up everything in this website.She's the only one that's gonna get more money from it. Set up an onlyfans in case
>>34450131Cats can't dance.Only the dead can dance.You must dance with me 'til I'm dead.
>>34450131DANCE MOIDS DANCE
Men which mental illnesses are you afflicted by
>>34450132That was in part what I thought to be honest when coming to this business. I wanted to see a more "normal" penis a place in porn sites, but it seems it's very agressive.
>>34450131Nope and don't want to
Women can I six seven your boobs?
Anons may I have some nip tonight pretty please?
Men can you sing
>>34450141Too bad, you can dance if you want to.
>>34450133No, there is a concerted effort by women and society in general to ostracize me and make my life as miserable and disappointing as possible.
>>34450133Not ever
>>34450139Autism, Homosexualism
>>34450136>She's the only one that's gonna get more money from it. Set up an onlyfans in casewhy do you think so? We share everything. Im thinking about OF though, but I doubt theres a market for average sized dudes.
>>34450144Please tell me you are doped up
>>34450148And you just accept it
>>34450146I sing only for you, to the beat of my footsteps in the night. What's with all the questions starved for (you)s?
>>34450155>What's with all the questionsI like men
>>34450145You got the munchies? I just went shopping at my local Asian superstore for snacks.
>>34450092A lil sad for a couple days
>>34450153I do what I can on my end, but I can't make women like me when their main goal is to not like me.
>>34450156This is for the questions that don't have an answer
Okay i feel better now. There is nothing wrong with seeing escorts. Sex is just sex. I will still be happy when I get a gf one day, but also happy that I got to sample different types of women without being a Chad.
>>34450157I hate these things they're weirdly hollow
>>34450127Same shit happened with millennials in the form of>MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE [Outdated industry boomers like] INDUSTRYYou'll get used to it.
>>34450156You do not
>>34450144>six sevenlmao
>>34450133No and sadly no matter how much I yearn for one a woman that loves me doesn't just magically appear in my life. Plus theres a bunch of stuff wrong with me but let's pretend that doesn't exist
>>34450127Welcome to exactly what millennials were dealing with in the 2010s
>>34450157NO YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever worry that your dumping your boyfriend was his villain origin story of why he became a pedophile and a homosexual rapist?
Women, why do you like >him?Men, why do you like >her?
>>34450131No. I barely remember the basics of salsa and bachata
>>34450140It's the internet. You're looking at it here of all places. Maybe spend an hour in a /b/ hole and you'll realize the commenters are jealous you are having sex with her and not them.
>>34450157Mmm peanuts. I never tried it before image I have had epilepsy since I was 16. They are well medicated meow but not sure if I want to go back to somniphobia.
>>34450146Kinda sorta. I like to, at least
Additionally, I think seeing 5 escorts is no worse or more sex-devalueing than hooking up with 20 whores off of tinder
>>34450170>why do you like >him?He reminds me of the kind of poor starving artist you'd read a biography of in English class.
>>34450146No amd even if I could I dont think I'd ever be able to song in front of people
>>34450112I'm black, but I'm unsure of what I should do with my hair at this point.
>>34450170Because she has brown hair and pale skin and blue eyes and is very smart and has talked to me and knows I exist (I need to get to know her more)
>>34450144Can I 67 >hims balls?
>>34450146>Men can you singI used to be an okay singer - I was in the choir at school. But not any more.
>>34450146Yeah, I sing bass.>>34450133No.>>34450131Not well.>>34450123No, I don't have any weird fetishes. I don't really understand them 2bh. Isn't regular sex almost mindbreakingly hot on its own?>>34450170Haven't had a crush in about a year.
>>34450170Because she's perfect for me and I've never met anyone who I vibe with so fundamentally like I do with her
>>34450172true. I hope this doesn't dissuade men with average dicks. The money is good at least.
>>34450170>Hims' spunky.
>>34450177Wow I really can't type
>>34450160>questions that don't have an answerLMAOOOOOOO you guys aren't going to be able to handle having a girlfriend
>>34450170He is my fren in the world and the wide webs. Remember when I was playing through ffxiv main story and we were overhealing each other in the snow city. Too bad my laptop can’t take it now.
>>34450170>Men, why do you like >her?She's pretty, funny, sweet, is into cool stuff, is fun to hang out with and motivates me to be a better person
>>34450139>Men which mental illnesses are you afflicted byAutistic Spectrum Disorder, Depression, probably Anxiety, probably Binge Eating Disorder.
>>34450170She had sex with me out of pity
>>34450133>Men do you have a girlfriend?Yes! She's lovely.
>>34450167>>34450163I get what you're saying, but I would argue it's almost like they're trying the opposite strategy with us. You guys got shat on for shitty industries that deserved to die. They tried bullying/shaming you. With us they're trying to pretend we like the shitty things.You guys at least can still not go to applebees regardless of whether an article says it's struggling because millennials realize it's shitty and overpriced. But on our end boomers read that shit and go>Oh, lovely, I WILL remove the junction boxes from my rental next time I renovict someone, the next young renter will like the options floor lights provide like this article says they do.And we just have to deal with it. I'm not saying it's better or worse, just different.
>>34450187It made me and my clit giggle. Song for me anon
>>34450175MIt takes a modicum of skill to fuck sluts. Whores, not so much.
All the strawberries were turning bad at the market today. What should I blend with my blueberries tomorrow?
>>34450170>Men, why do you like >her?She knows how much of a degenerate cumbrain fetishist freak I am but still judges and respects my actions as a person outside of that.
>>34449683based, thanks anon
>>34450195>It made me and my clit giggleNTA. Thats a thing?
>>34450170She materialized out of thin air at a time I really needed a friend
>>34450197Literally anything but banana.Never mix banana and berries unless you just need to shit.
GenderDo you enjoy music from the 1960s?https://youtu.be/xSzU9Geg6jAMYes I'm obsessed with psychedelic rock and baroque pop and sunshine pop and folk rock
>>34450188Did you really not get the reference? Jesus Christ.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg
>>34449742>>34449726fucc em in the butt
>>34449673Apparently lesbians have the best sex
>>34450169Every guy I ever dumped became homeless, a drug addict or something equally terrible after
>>34450133Kinda, not really
>>34450170I thought I liked her but I was actually in love with the idea of her
>>34450204Yes, I enjoy music from the Late 1900s.
>>34449726>how would You react if your GF randomly got a pixie cut without telling you?We'd spend the rest of the night in bed.
>>34450212>late 1900sLike Nirvana and Radiohead?
>>34450173I would have gotten a greater variety of snack food if I had been expecting guests.Here's the snack food that I *didn't* buy.
>>34450195I'm sorry I have way too much anxiety to song for anyone
>>34450170I don't know. When I stop to think about it I don't really like him or want to be with him. I just can't stand the idea that he doesn't want me. I'm only in it for the chase/conquest. This is how I felt about every guy I was ever "in love" with
>>34449726Basically all of these questions can be answered with the same one-dimensional blackpill rhetoric that is used for men: If you're attractive, it will work. If you are not, it won't.
>>34450210Situationahip?
>>34450201Like your balls don't laugh
>>34450204MHonestly, who doesn't? The 1960s were the best decade of music everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeEs6e0FdwU
anons, tell me about that time you went to some party searching some random to chat and didnt fit in and since there were groups of people already formed you didnt get to talk to anyone?>be me last year>go to this chicks' party that she invited me to>she kiiiinda flirted with me a few years ago so Ill go I guess>she barely shows up in the same places Im at in the party>barely acknoledges me>I only talk to some random dude>spend the rest of the night drinking by myself and not getting to talk to anyone>each 10 minutes that pass feel heavier>leave by myself after a couple hours.
Looking at the women from Love on the Spectrum to see which ones are bangable.
>>34449654Does your s.o not put in work?
>>34450131>Men can you danceNot if my life depended on it.
>>34450204FYeah I like some early 60s rock, especially proto-punk.
>>34450131:)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBAN0S3rW_I
Men which pick up lines would work if a woman wanted to approach you in public
>>34450131Probably, but I've mostly just done it poorly, as a joke
>>34450220That it is
>>34450221I don't think they do? If I'm laughing particularly hard they might retract a little. But apparently dopamine in general does that because our brains think we're about to have sex.
>>34450227HotPlease don't date a man who only listens to rap
>>34450232Are you the one with commitment issues or no self respect
>>34450229None. Zero. If you're a stranger then I do not want to speak with you. Any stranger who approaches me must be mentally ill or filming me for a prank video.
>>34450229Honestly I'd talk to her even if it's a lame one. I'm not chad though.
>>34450222>the 1960s were the best decade of music everI've come to this conclusion too, the boomers were right.That legendary run extends a bit into the 70s though, and didn't start in 1960, so I'd say the best decade is 1962 - 1972
>>34450229Any, if she's cute
>>34450236What should a woman do if she sees you in public and is love struck
>>34450229It is less about using a pick up line and more about making it abundantly clear that you are into me and would like a date.
>>34450229Are you having a mental breakdown
>>34450240He's not handsome enough for that.
>>34450223I can't think of the last time I even went to a party that a boyfriend didn't bring me to or that a family member wasn't hosting. I know the feeling though.
>>34450240She should wake up.
>>34450241please cuck me
>>34450229"Hi!" or "Hello!" but literally anythings fine honestly because I never had a woman come up to me
>>34450241Are you trans or fat?
>get into discord room (irl friends)>no one says "hi" to me even after saying hi to them>another friends gets in and says nothing>the guys say hi to him the second he connects
>>34450252moid hands
>>34450250Is it a bad idea to ask a customer out, if you've seen and spoken to her 3 or more times?
>>34450254niggas soft as hell getting upset over shit like this
>>34450252Are you black?
>>34450258its not the first time stuff like this happens desu.
Girls will never understand the pain of seeing men younger than you be attractive and successful on social media, realising time ran out and that there is nothing you can do... At 30 girls can settle while a man undergoes ego death
>>34450254>aw shucks my friends are crabapplesTell them to go jerk off and come back.
>>34450264Whenever I see men more masculine and younger than myself I feel like jumping off a bridge.
>>34450264Get off social media
>>34450262you're even softer than i thought, if it was the first time at least you can have the excuse that its the first time but you should be over it by now anon
>>34450256It's not the greatest idea imo
>>34450268i mean whats the point of having friends if they barely acknowledge your existence.
>>34450009Not good
Girls will never understand the pain of going to shit in the dark, and not noticing the toilet lid is down, and smacking your balls against the toilet lid as you try to sit
>>34450270If you dont like how they treat you then get new friends, its not that complicated
>>34450229"I want to deep throat you"
>>34450268Snom SUCKS
>>34450264Most people plateau pretty fast though. It's not that hard to catch up or even surpass the majority of people with genuine hardwork.
>>34450275as a 31 yo its hard though. I dont have any venues to meet more people who want to be friends with a random 31 yo.
women how would you react if men were real?
>>34450272Can you take any jokes about your body
>>34450274Watching men fall into lid-open toilets in the dark and get their balls stuck in the drain is the best.
State GenderWhos your favorite pokemon?
>lust provoking video>Irrelevant time wasting question
>>34450266Same, especially if they're roiding but in a way in which it's hard to tell kek>>34450279I'm 30, it's too late to get fit and lean.
>>34450285CombuskenChicken that fries itself.
I want her to rest her hands on the back of my neck and my traps
>>34450288Ol' reliable
>>34450288>A woman in a tank top tying her hair is lust provokingThe fuck is wrong with men?
>>34450285MGengar. Has my two favorite types, has a fun moveset, looks and acts like a little bastard.
Femanons, would you be friends with a femboy and help him pick out cute outfits?
>>34450293Try that shit around me see how well it goes for you. SIX motherfuckin kids at once in your belly.
>>34450293We like women a lot.
>>34450285MGreninja
>>34450294>Has my two favorite types>GengarIck.
>>34450285Women if you were wearing this and your boyfriend touched your back and said "you're so sweaty" how would you feel
>>34450285Fi never watched or played pokemon. i guess the one with the long big tongue, he probably eats pussy unlike the men here
>>34450302I like my spiteful, mean-spirited purple types.
>>34450304hey
>>34450293Yes, shes also a lil sweaty which does a lot
>>34450307Some niggas need to get a job
>>34450304>he probably eats pussy unlike the men hereI love to eat pussy and that pokemon's name is Lickitung
>>34450293We are actually attracted to the opposite gender, you know
>>34450285MMonferno
>>34450308That unemployed nigga was correct thoughever
>>34449187
>>34450308You would deny the world his brilliance?
>>34450312If you need to write paragraphs of text to explain your fetish then I'm sorry to say it but you have a shit tier fetish
>>34450309*Shellder
>>34449187>>34450313I haven't watched since season 1, did mark already get reverse raped
>>34450315Anon didn't need to write all that. He just wanted toHe is pretty much on the money that the armpit fetish is often really just a women in good shape fetish
>>34450309>Lickitungyeah this one. i was thinking of snorlax so i was wondering if the lack of pussy eating was making me hallucinate a long tongued pink snorlax woman pleaser pokemon lol
>>34450315ntaclearly the op in the image isn't a pitfag
Pitfags or footfags?
>>34450299>>34450310No, you're hypersexual and need help. Could you imagine if women got horny every time they saw a shirtless man? Christ.
>>34450321Somehow I doubt that
>>34450324Women dont get horny over men, ever
>>34450010>the first use of the word "incel" was a woman describing her own sexuality
>>34450320I need to eat pussy this year or I'll die
>>34450323MIf my hypothetical girlfriend had to be one of these I think I'd rather her be a pitfag
>>34450282Don't do that to me.
>>34450285Lugia
>>34449154>>34449187I'm not afraid to say anissa is hot and so is the rape scene
>>34450323I like SOME feet
>>34450301How does it make you feel that they shilled greninja so hard they gave him a fusion with Ash
>>34450131Kinda
>>34450056It's actually 82 million now, they found more graduates.
>>3445034492*
Do women itt have any friends who are men?
>>34450346Yes
I love the way she bats her eyes at me
>>34450346Yes, they have fwbs, lol.
>>34450340I don't remember that desu. I always just thought the ninja frog looks cool
>>34449166Janny, is it possible for you to work for a paycheck?
If no one's fond of fucking meMaybe no one's fucking fond of me
State GenderDo you think we have a femjanny or a mascjanny
Gender, are you mean sometimes?
>>34450293Im not a pitfag, but she has a nice chest. But more than anything else, it's the pavlovian response we have to hair going up, as it often means something is about to go down.
>>34450355Uh huh
>>34450354All jannies are trannies.
>>34450355When I’m drunk. I don’t drink, I’m mean to my mom sometimes
God this song is fucking awesome
>>34450293Most men have a stronger sex drive than most women.
>>34450323pits are at least an intimate area of sensitivity and are located in an aesthetic area (adjacent to abdomen, neck, chest etc). Feet are legitimately the most unsexy thing imaginable, footfags have brain damage.
>>34450354MIt sounds like an obese white woman whose half-black boyfriend backs her up in the thread
>>34450357>But more than anything else, it's the pavlovian response we have to hair going up, as it often means something is about to go down.100% thisEven outside of sexual contexts, watching an attractive woman put her hair up drives me insane
>>34449166>Men, is it possible for you to not blame everything wrong in your life on women and/or feminism?I blame myself and the patriarchy. Which some women do uphold, but it's mostly other men.
>>34450353OH MY GOD CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY AF
>>34450293it unironically isn't for me, i require women to be naked to be aroused by them
Women why arent you like this irl?
>>34450360That cloud looks like femanon's vulva. I probably still couldn't find the clitoris.
>>34450283Yes
>>34450370I don't have ears like that irl.
Everyone's talking about pits but not mentioning the hair which is the best part.
>>34450370Gay
>>34450370They are, they just think about getting choke fucked by shadowdaddy also.
>>34450370something about BOTW zelda gives me the impression she is a massive bitch for some reason
>>34450374hair on pits is like pineapple on pizza, people have opinions
>>34450374Happy trails do much more for me than hairy pits on women.
>>34450355MAll the time I have to restrain myself to not take a well placed jab at someone when I see the opportunity
>>34449166Of course, we can also blame it on the jews
>>34450371Never give up
>>34450355Sometimes when I'm really irritable
I don't understand the armpits thing. I'm more of a female asshole enjoyer.
>>34450372So what can I joke about
>>34450367As goofy as this fucker is, he blew the whistle on Epstein 20 years ago. I remember trying to tell my parents about it while they were driving me to soccer practice. Lol.
>>34450346I don't have friends unless you count my ex that I'm still fucking
>>34450354I remember when we made these ITT. Back when AI images were silly, niche, and not scary. I liked mine.
>>34450388Farts
>>34450355MUsually no, but I get unusually bad road rage that I think comes from growing up just outside of New York City.
"Psychology says the deepest sign a man loves you unconditionally isn't what he does for you — it's the moment he stops performing strength, competence, and emotional control around you, because a man who lets you see the version of himself he hides from the rest of the world has given you something most men never give anyone"Moids, do you agree or disagree?
>>34450387My man. I'm not even into anal, I just like to look at them.
What if we spit swapped a Zyn nicotine pouch back and forth?
>>34450387>I don't understand urinals, I'm more of a pissing my own pants enjoyer
>>34450391>I liked minepost him/her
women?
>>34450395I'm an introvert so yeah, kinda. I don't open up to people often.
>>34450398>comparing the female body to a public bathroomdamn bro
>>34450387If we're talking weird body parts, I like their necks, collarbones, and shoulders.
>>34450390>fucking your exmight be even lower class behavior than cheating.
>>34450397Zyns are gay
>>34450389He was a pioneer in an era too early for him. Now that the cat is out of the bag, most can't even read the bag.
>>34450397I've shared gum but for some reason sharing a zyn sounds grosser.
>>34450402Sometimes it be like that
>>34450395No, I work hard to maintain my masculine frame because I love her, and don't want to disappoint her.
>>34450384That's just as pathetic.
>>34450390work on your self esteem and fuck someone better than him, sis
Foids (I say it with love) in your opinion should men leave their hairy pits alone, trim them, or shave them?Also age if you could, I suspect this position may change with age.
For me? It's the female napeWatching a woman I already want to get pregnant look down at something studiously with her hair up and the nape of her neck exposed makes me want to get her double pregnant
>>34450393That's not your body though. Or do you want me to walk it and be like , "Jesus Christ babe, what have you been eating?"
>>34450400Yes please
>>34450404Pretending I'm not low class is worse than just owning it lol>>34450412No
>>3445041345 leave them
>>34450400keep princess treatment women away from me please
>>34450413Trim
>>34450415My body made the fart Why do want to do this so badly though is my question
>>34450406I also think a lot of his early collaborators like Alan Watt and Ted Gunderson dying around the same time drove him into the hands of some obvious bad actors/ controlled opposition like Rodger Stone
>>34450293men evolved to be visual creatures that use sexually dimorphic traits to signal the potential mating capability of the females in their vicinity, this is basic biology you really should have paid attention in school and you wouldnt make such inane, asinine statements
>>34450416>>34450418You and your stupid wasteful images
>>34450418What is your angle, elf
>>34450413Leave it alone. If you trim anything other than your beard and pubes I assume it's because you're gay or a competitive swimmer. 30s.
Got a bunch of dogs in my dmsWoof woof
>>34450424That too
But Daddy I love him !
>>34450425NTA. Women's armpits don't look that different to ours. Compare our chests, or buttocks/hips.
Do you think in a relationship each person should share their sexual past, or should it be kept completely private?
>>34450434I’ll tell if they ask
Me with tall femanons
>>34450417creazy good dick or is he just the easiest hookup you can find?
>>34450434If you can't share then you are guilty.
>>34450427Bored
>>34450423Sure I guess it did but it's separate from you now. I just like bantering and teasing and stuff. All lighthearted but if you're self conscious I'd refrain ig. Should I say nice things then or just nothing at all.
>>34450441I love when boys are only nice but if it doesn’t come naturally then don’t force it
>>34450440In a very noticeable wayWhat the heck is your husband doing
>>34450434I think you should be in a relationship with a person you're comfortable sharing that kind of stuff with.
>>34450434MMy was/is probably a slut. but I'd rather not have to confront that.
>>34450443I mean of course it'd come naturally because at the end of the day I do like them. But not even a little nice joking ribbing. Even accompanied by a kiss or a shoulder rub.
>>34450434MI'm not going to grill her on it but if we're dating we need to be open with each other. If it was ever relevant and I asked I'd expect her to be honest, and I'd do the same if she asked about me.
>>34450434MOpen but we don't live in a perfect world do we
>>34450436>>34450439>>34450447>>34450448>>34450451I'm the anon who has seen escorts, I'm freaking out again. I don't ever want to tell a future wife about this. But would that be morally wrong? I'm really scared about my future now
>>34450454>But would that be morally wrong?Yes
>>34450454I'm going to tell my future gf that i saw a masseuse when I was 18. She'll deserve the truth.
>>34450427Elf looks like that?
>>34450454>would that be morally wrong?Yes but it's for you to decide whether to uphold your morality or your relationship.
>>34450457Not as far as I know, no
>>34450455>>34450456I can't do it. No woman would ever want to stay with me if I tell them.I'm suicidal right now please tell me there's another way.>>34450458I guess i can just do the morally wrong thing since it will make everyone happier overall
>>34450454Women dont freak out about their bf deserving to know about the hook ups they had, they can keep a secret.Just relax she is keeping the same from you.
>>34450457She's a bit more ah. Bulbous.
>>34450460You act like women don't fuck dozens of men
>>34450454Just don't tell her, it doesn't matter.
>>34450460And again that is your decision. But consider how you would feel on the opposite end of that and weigh it. If it still holds then so be it.
>>34450434Ask about previous acts, limits, and funny stories. Never numbers.
>>34450438He dumped me. I have no desire to look elsewhere.
>>34450460Just bend the truth a bit. Admit that you saw other women just don't say they were escorts
>>34450460No, you either tell the truth or are a liar.
>>34450434I don't want to know.The more I know the more I think about it and thinking about it never does anything good.
>>34450434>Do you think in a relationship each person should share their sexual past, or should it be kept completely private?I'm attracted to bubbly, studious, white women. And unfortunately sluttiness is a package deal with them, so I'd rather not know what degeneracy they were getting up to. I'd answer any questions honestly though.
>>34450472Every relationship has lies
>>34450471Thats trickle truthing, eventually a a bit more truth comes out, then a bit more and the latest doesn't quite fit with the privous and the whole thing falls a part, just pretend it didnt happen. She js doing the same about her hook ups.
>>34450461>Women dont freak out about their bf deserving to know about the hook ups they had, they can keep a secret.>Just relax she is keeping the same from you.2 wongs don't make a right, but you are factually correct here.
>>34450444I’m tucking the little one in. Read them 5 books now sitting in a rocker in their room. Husband is waiting for me in bedroom
>>34450470>dumped>cant move on but let him fuck youdamn that kinda blows sorry
>>34450481Go suck his dick instead of being here.
>>34450476Every *dysfunctional* relationship has lies
>>34450472It's either killing myself or being a liar, so I'm going to lie.Other anons are right.
>>34450483OkLook at this ad I got on social media
>>34450485Ok, true love is not for you. Might as well just rent a woman since you're so used to that.
>>34450486It's a reflection of yourself you know
>>34450418Would
>>34450487All I want in life is true love. I rented a woman because I was lonely and desperate.Do you want me to kill myself? Because that's what I'll do if you're right. I'm dead serious. I can walk 15 minutes to the nearest parking garage and jump off.Life without love is pointless.
>>34450482It's kinda bullshit. I think he feels bad like he's taking advantage but not bad enough to not come get his dick sucked. And like, I'd rather see him and have sex with him occasionally than go back to what I was doing before which was like 5 years of near total isolation and celibacy. I think the only reasons I'm still getting sporadic attention from him are pity and sex.
>>34450491Lol gayboy
>>34450486Why are you doing this to us
>>34450481>Husband is waiting for me in bedroomBow chicka bow wow!
>>34450497Cringe
>>34450491I mean, if you're so broken you won't even go to therapy to work on your embarassing sexuality in order to confront the truth that what you did was really cringe but it's now a part of your history then do a back flip.
>>34450491Atone for what you have done instead of running.
>>34450499>>34450497#sadcringe
>>34450496She wants all of the images for herselfGreedy bitch
>>34450501Did they really take away your children? How horrible of a mother were you?
>>34450496Women are huge teases, bruh. Are you just discovering this now?
>>34450505That is not what I was referring toI don't need to be thirsting after an anonymous mom on the internet that is the last thing I need
I typed up a full confession text and copy-pasted it into the text bar but I can't send it. I am too weak for this shit.
>>34450507They found out she fed them 62 million calories in a single month.
>>34450509I am not, but I enjoy playing the other side of the role
>>34450510>>34450509Some of you motherfuckers really should do a flip
>>34450511To whom?
>>34450510if you know shes a single mom.. shes not anon, bruh
>>34450510Men's lack of standards and arousal at the dumbest bullshit will never not be an ick, control yourself you're being pathetic.
>>34450514Sarge?
>>34450515A girl I just want an answer from.
>>34450512Kek, I'm just curious because I know from personal experience that they will send you to a bunch of therapists first before they even think about sending the children some place else. Was she beating her own children or doing something worse?
>>34450486They picked a woman with tier 1 DSLs for the ad too. Can't be a coincidence.
>>34450514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mKmWrFiTwQ
>>34450518I'm disgusted with myself for this exact reason if that wasn't clear. I'm too easy
>>34450491I have faith you will meet someone special and fall in love. Just be yoursekf and believe in yourself, my guy.In the mean time.. pick up a new hobby, cook a burger or go for a walk.
>>34450521You're confessing your feelings? Women hate that. Just ask her out.
>>34450507Pick a new angle, pedoshitter. I know you get off talking about children.
After how long of applying to jobs should I just completely give up? Started last week, and have only gotten 1 phone call from a sus temp agency. Other than that, nothing, not even rejections. This is after applying to dozens of jobs.I'm scared it might be over for me
>decide to log into tinder for shits and gigs since it’s been a while>check matches>over 50+ matches>check messages >”hey I just turned 18 (definitely underage) do you wanna get high and have a threesome with me and my best friend”?Yup I’ve still got it lmao
>>34450531>Giving up on finding a jobSo youre just going to stop needing food, warmth and shelter?
>>34450485Relationship built on false narratives WILL crumble. Youre already at the end of you are pushing ANY lies.
>>34450531Freelance the streets
>>34450531You should probably try longer than a single week anon
>>34450518Sorry.
>>34450528I think I'll just have to keep these experiences to myself and ignore this "BlueValkryie" poster because they are very mean and toxic.Of course they are kind of right, but at the same time who cares? It's not like the relationship would be built on lies. It's the only thing from my life I'm not willing to share>>34450534It's the only thing I don't want to reveal. I'll tell her anything but not that, it's too suicide inducing. I'm such a mess bros. I impulsively cut myself last night and my legs are covered in gashes
>>34450531You're worried after a week? You're allowed to feel a little bummed out after 3 months but you're just being naive rn.
>>34450532>bait and bot matches>thinks he's hot shit lmao
>>34450522If I had to guess, it was probably one of the guys from her poly relationship that did something.
>>34450533No, I have a job currrently, but it's low paying af
>>34450454Just don't be seeing escorts when you start dating or thinking about settling down with someone. You can change now and have a brighter future.
>>34450531>scam agency Finally it’s over jeets
>>344505311 weeks nothing. I've been applying to jobs for more than a year now.
>>34450541Cope harder club sandwhich lmao
Too horny
>>34450491idgi why can't you just buy an escort to pretend to cuddle with you instead. leave women who believe in true love alone
>>34450541>Replying to e*tjI know you're dumber than a sack of bricks but come on
>>34450551Kinda this
>>34450454HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>34450550Jack off
Men who can't find any single women don't you just take someone else's gf instead?
>>34450511Send that shit pussy
>>34450552>brownoid needing a confidence boostWhere did the girlfriend go again?
>>34450555I did that earlier and didn't lose any horny at allI feel like I'm losing my mind
>>34450450Idk I'm not a fan I think
>>34450560You need to breed
My uncle's crazy girlfriend is now trying to find people in the local gay community back in the 90s to early 2000s who knew him.
>>34450564I do, yeah. Maybe someday
You guys suckI'm sure this general has driven someone to suicide before
Gay anons, what does it feel like to have another guy cum inside of you?
>>34450569I'm surprised it hasn't. Glowies have gotten lazy.
There is nothing to watch on YouTube
>>34450569I'm sure it has. Confronting reality is hard for the weak incels.
>>34450556I hate home wrecking and I hate home wreckers
>>34450559It must be nice to flex here as chad and still have pussy to come home to everyday instead of an empty bedroom
>>34450578Watch Outdoor Boys
>>34450582Not if she finds his post about getting on his dating site.
Your frustration and loneliness are real, but turning them into hatred toward women keeps you stuck in the same cycle. Women aren’t a single group, and rejection isn’t proof of a system against you. If you want connection, drop the blame and build understanding instead.
>>34450578Watch WiggleWood
>>34450562If it really bothered you then yeah I wouldn't push it.
>>34450532sounds like a lie, but still if its real I will feel bad for not having that.>inb4 some femanon comes and tells me Im pathetic for wanting casual sex>>34450586>If you want connection, drop the blame and build understanding instead.I dont hate women, I hate that Im not lean enough to have this >>34450532
>>34450586I don't think anyone that needs to hear this is going to read it here and believe it.
>>34450539If you think about it if you have to lie to a woman for the rest of your life in order to receive her affection it's basically like if you just went to an escort. Fake, transactional, and you know she wouldn't love you for who you really are in the end. You know she wouldn't accept what you did which is why you'd go to such great lengths to hide this. You will tell yourself it's okay because you are sacrificing something too, just like how you are sacrificing your money to the escort. But at least the escort knew what it was so you respected her more than whoever this future woman will be. Could you really treat someone pure, sweet, and innocent who thought love and intimacy was sacred this way?
>>34450578Watch teen girl squad
>>34450595He's a larping troll newfriend
>>34450586I gave up on love and romance long ago
>>34450586But I don't hate women
>>34450602ok, thanks
>>34450586honestly i never thought any of the guys here who hated women were genuine about it. i think they just want something to bond over with other guys like a pickme thing for each other. they need a bro
>>34450604yea
>>34450603ditto
>>34450578Go for a walk and listen to Under Pressure on repeat
dude 420 weed lmao smoke up bro
>>34450613dude it's hitler's birthday bro haha *wastes ten years*
>>34450592That leads to resentment
>>34450608Men should kiss rape each other.
>>34450615How
>>34450614literally me
>>34450621Me as well. Write what you know and all that
Some guy just knocked on my door at 10:30 at night. What the fuck.
You wake up from a horrible dream and it’s 2015, what do you do first?
Women, did you ever feel like you were trading sex for love?
>>34450613>>34450614My bday :)
>>34450627Quit being so loud
>>34450630Killing spree
>>34450595I have no reason to lie to you bro
>>34450630Go to school
>>34450635Those look like some thrilling conversations that really went places bro
>>34450633It wasn't a neighbor, I know who my neighbors are.
So girls have empathy mind reading powers that they can tell what other girls are thinking from the look on their face?
>>34450639it was an angel
>>34450630Buy ethereum
>>34450631I was married to a Capricorn, so, ya
>>34450640MThat's just called being neurotypical bwo
>>34450639It was the ghost of Christmas future
>>34450640i can't believe men don't possess this. nah it has to be an autism thing because some guys do get it
>>34450633my evil ex looked just like damon
>>34450630Look up my knowledge of the past and future
>>34450640You might be autistic
>>34450648>nah it has to be an autism thing because some guys do get itYes.
>>34450631Nah. If you have to trade something for it it's not love.
>>34450632Happy birthday anon! Kisses for you
>>34450650Jealous…I flirted with a guy who looked like Damon in high school. He said he sat outside my window a couple of times (I lived alone when I was 18)
>>34450648I'm glad I'm an autistic woman not an autistic man so I still learned this.
>>34450619Because you want to say something but don’t
>>34450648Is not like I cant tell when someone is happy ir upset, thoughts are much more impenetrable than moods
>>34450635you literally posted this yesterday...
all the autistic like diagnosed autist men and women i know date dozens of people one after the other. they FUCK. i think you "i'm autistic and can't get a date" types have something else going on
femanon? post tit? hmmm?
>>34450673Like what
>>34450666I mean I've never resented anyone for not being able to take a jab at an actual insecurity. There's a line where fun and jokes end and it's when you get hurt, if that was the case I wouldn't want to say it.
>>34450637i went to school to become a pharm tech... that's like... such a long time of studying
>>34450678>pharm techare you goth
>>34450674This is a blue board. Post feet.
considering the men keep claiming they all have 7 inch cocks, do the /atoga/ girls have huge boobs? what are your bust sizes femanons
Can I see some male bellybuttons
>>34450674pawg?
>>34450683Yuck men don't even clean theirs
>>34450673Different kinds/intensities of autistic. I get by because tits and masking, my brother is completely incapable of acting normal enough for a woman who's not weird as fuck to the point of dysfunction to give him a shot.
>>34450683Yeah, you could probably Google some.
>>34450679and i keep chrome on my hip
>>34450683I picture of the lint is the best I can do.
>>34450681Men need to lie because small and average dicks don't attract female attention.Women don't need to lie because small and average chests do attract male attention.
Men would you date a woman who was a bad person
>>34450683I'd get banned sorry
Wow. Not even one bellybutton.
>>34450693Depends on what bad
>>34450693bad in a hot and mysterious way or bad in an annoying and retarded way
>>34450696Nobody wants to see that
>>34450693>woman who was a bad personRedundant statement.
>>34450699I want to see it
Women would you date a man who was a good person
My life is awful lol I hate my body on a molecular level
>>34450696The board has rules against camwhoring y'know.
I faced my fear and texted her I am entitled to some tit !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>34450702Will he get mad when I want to commit crimes?
>>34450701Here.
do men enjoy sucking titties?
>>34450687the biggest players i know are the kind of guys who cannot have jobs, the headphone wearing lanyard wearing t rex armed types. and everyone they date is hot and neurotypical too. i think it's just that their special interest is unprotected sex
>>34450710No that's 2nd only to north Korean testicular torture
>>34450706Congratulations! Here is a blue tit!
>>34450707Depends on the crime...
>>34450713My brother is far more interested in 30 year old computers than getting any it would seem. This is probably for the best.
Why do the foids here obsess over weird shit like hands and belly buttons? Like ask to see forearms or something actually hot
>>34450719Show me your fucking ear
>>34450673If you're autistic enough you have no self awareness, so they just shoot their shot whenever. The only sorta autistic guys are too crippled by self-consciousness to get pussy.
I always get myself in these situations
>>34450720my ear of corn? keki am listening
>>34450719They're dataminers building a profile. Don't think too hard about it.
Men is domestic violence a deal breaker to you? She will hit you and you can hit her back but she will hit you back harder for that and she is willing to escalate it until one of you is mortally wounded OR you back up and admit you are wrong or she is able to sufficiently hurt you via words or "wins" another way. She is fiercely loyal and will take a bullet for you though otherwise though.
>>34450687Unmask those titties!
>>34450710ye, small light brown tits
>>34450726What if I restrain her in a really tight hug and I'm like calm the fuck down I'm not letting go until you call down
>>34450659thank you :)
she is not answering me guys. I think it is over, she hates me and you should dieeeeeeeeeeee
>>34450683What if I'm not that hairy
>>34450625Even more even.
>>34450729She bites
How many practice gfs until I graduate?
So I start the conversation on hinge with something engaging, these women match, they don't reply to me, and then they unmatch me 4 days later. Wtf was the point? You can see who likes you so why match? It's not even about ego or attention at that point, they're just scum. I hate women
>>34450732Nigga it's been like 20 minutes
Reading a French author whose name is "Honor the Ballsack", lmao.
>>34450640>I can't read facial emotions>and I don't careHere's you autism diagnosis.
>>34450732Are you the guy I'm ghosting right now
>>34450710Yes.
>>34450743are you a 150cm skinny light brown girl with curly hair?
>>34450738From rape academy?
What if I can read emotions but I just don't care
>>34450743No, that was me.
>>34450741lmao. can't take the french seriously >>34450710no they just enjoy talking about it
Do women like skinny bird-boned guys?
>>34450743probably, by the fierce head shaking side to side while i kick and scream 'don't make me goooooo'
>>34450749Retardation.
>>34450710Yeah
>>34450736Ok what if I told her backwards so she can't reach
>some guy actually posts their button>zero(0) repliesKek
>>34450752I prefer rat men over bird men but lanky/delicate looking is acceptable if he can still pick me up.
>>34450749There are several possible diagnoses depending on how you not caring manifests itself outwardly
atogan tippy-toes.
Men how can you not get a girlfriend when your dad bagged your mom. Just do what he did
>>34450710i have bouncy, fake doubleds.>>34450736pet her, snuggle her, feed her treats and she will love you forever
>>34450758that is a statue you dumb fuck retard fuck you fuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck you
>>34450757RIP to your shins and front teeth
What is a rat man
>>34450763I can get one and have had them before. I just got done spending several years consciously not trying to get one.
>>34450767jewish
>>34450765I'm tired
>>34450693Nope.That's one of my major turn-offs when considering a GF.Bad can mean many things, but I mean in the general sense (not the lust sense).
>>34450763both of my parents are awful at choosing
>>34450763Well they're divorced so
>>34450759>I prefer rat men over bird menHow do I know which one I am?
>>34450763It's complicated.
>>34450774But it was worthwhile because they got to have you :,) That's what they tell you right anon?
>>34450767Kind of long faced with a big noseBut different than horse face, horse face has big teeth, rat face has a small mouth.
Zoomer or boomer moids, can you use three in a sentence?
>>34450763Dad is average. Me? PURE hideous.Women would rather sl*sh their own wr*sts than to be seen with me.
>>34450766Ok then pin you down on the bed belly down so you can't kick me and hold your head in place. If you fucked up my teeth or broke my nose I'd go apeshit though I'm sorry but you're not surviving that night.
>>34450780chonky birb boi
>>34450780I'm dead is a zoomer thing
>>34450752I like >his beak.
Femanon thoughts on orgasm control?
>>34450786I want to put a femanon in a chastity belt!
>having a woman and kids by your side is bless-https://youtu.be/Loaa2A-Odpc
>>34450781>Women would rather sl*sh their own wr*sts than to be seen with me.I was gonna say this was a bit dramatic but yeah I do recall feeling this way about certain guys in the past
>>34450782>you Stop that, not even going to read it.I didn't even make the post I'm just pointing out that you'd be shit at restraining someone. I've probably been in more fights than you.
>>34450760im lost
>>34450732She answers me but her responses are unenthusiastic. It's over.
men would you date a woman who had a money fetish
>>34450793every women???????
>>34450793Yeah but it'd be neverending edging for her
>>34450726Nah thats cool
>>34450763My dad beat me so I have no self-confidence.
>>34450741Reading a Norwegian author called nut handsome
>>34450779That sounds like me, I have a shaved head and somewhat prominent ears so I look even more ratlike.
I ran down a mountain to avoid a guy who bought me a watch as a gift at this summer camp thing. He fell trying to keep up and cut himself. I didn't feel bad. Why are guys named Kyle always so fucking weird I have never met a normal one.
>>34450763My parents are divorced and my dad's been single for idk how many years and last time I went to visit him kept complaining about being alone and how he can't get a decent long term relationship. So I don't really wanna do what he did
>>34450799>prominent ears Yeah you sound pretty ratty(compliment)
>>34450800why are you running
>>34450180Who is hims?
>>34450803To avoid Kyle
>>34450804Internet celebrity moistcr1itikal
>>34450800Garmin or polar?
>>34450805I don't like kyle either but you could just take the watch you know
>>34450805Hey femanon it's Kyle I have a watch do you want it femanon please accept it I bought it for you pls I love you
GenderHow's your relationship with your father?
I am sure she is just sleeping right guys haha
>>34450805Hi not sure if you saw my last reply pls respond
>>34450812She'll get back to you, anon, I have faith
>>34450811MWe talk on the phone ever other week, and I'll see him when he's in town.
>>34450812You both have lives outside of that inbox. Stop overthinking it
>>34450808Neither.This was the 2000s it was a watch with a compass from some whatever brand not a fitness heart rate monitor thing.>>34450809I took the watch. I told him I didn't like him like that but I should have hurt his feelings harder so he didn't hurt his shin. Still don't fell bad though. >>34450813You're doing an excellent job of pretending to be him
>>34450816I am not. I am happy that I had the courage to do it
>>34450811Bro her face lmao
you know what I can do whatever I want with my life, I don't need the approval of this general
>>34450817so you took Kyle's watch and ran down a mountain with it?
>>34450817>You're doing an excellent job of pretending to be himI've never quite gone full Kyle on a woman before but do understand his neuroses.
>>34450820Quit being a bitch
>>34450810thats a killer pink parlay you have there
>>34450811Mhe died when I was 13I'm not sure how my life would have turned out if he lived. he had lots of issues
>>34450823I am, thats why I made that post
>>34450820I just post here for fun, a good amount of the advice here is pretty bad. Also I'd rather fall flat on my face because of my own bad decisions, and not because of the bad advice of some randos online.
Women thoughts on men who go on and on
>>34450820I do not approve this
>>34450826Announcing to everyone how you aren't a bitch. Truly non bitch behavior.
>>34450811That is a tall child. Even without the wedges.It's ok. I think we have very similar personalities which leads to conflict, but also a good understanding of why the other is doing the stupid shit they're doing. >>34450821He bought it for me. The watch thing was a few days before the mountain incident.>>34450822He was almost like a dementia patient. Like you could say "Kyle I don't find you attractive and I'd really like to be left alone right now" and he'd just keep talking and standing too close to me.
>>34450800Lmao based
>>34450800Kyles have become synonamous with punching holes in drywall now. You made it out alive.
>>34450811MPretty good. It was really bad when I was a kid.I have a lot of love and respect for him, but I'm admittedly in this weird spot with both of my parents where I almost think of them as old friends first and parents second.I hope I can have a more traditional dynamic with my own son, and that we won't ever be at odds with each other like my dad I and I were when I was growing up.
>>34450828I love it when he goes to tell me a story and ends up telling me 6 unrelated stories for context but never gets to his original point yeah.
>>34450828Talking, rambling? Can I take notes? Or record him talking, just to listen to it over again?
>>34450832>He was almost like a dementia patient. Like you could say "Kyle I don't find you attractive and I'd really like to be left alone right now" and he'd just keep talking and standing too close to me.Oh fuck lol maybe I don't understand him
>>34450834Oh really? My wall puncher wasn't a Kyle. But he was part Irish.
>>34450820What's this about?
>>34450827It's so toxic here that it's kind of not fun>>34450829nooooooo>>34450840Rather not say
>>34450819What about it?
>>34450836like beating around the bush?
Men, would you swallow a vibrating pill to disturb your intestines into pooping if you were constipated?
>>34450844No that's intentional avoidance because you don't want to get to the point. He's just absentminded and has a hard time staying on track so he talks for 5x longer than he needs to and forgets where he was going with it.
>>34450845why not just take a laxative
>>34450842Certain times of day are better, and some days the conversations are worse. If you zone out the usual trolls and the incels who come here to vent their frustrations and sabotage everyone else (intentionally or not) it's pretty chill here.
>>34450707What type of crimes?>>34450710Could switching to goyco really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
>hired employee>she keeps adding emojis on Teams messages>constantly sending me hearts and just generally sucking my dickgod i hate this so much, why cant she just be normal?
>>34450847She gets off on men doing gay shit
I want to eat her pussy but she won't even talk to me..........
>>34450710I don't, no. It's always so awkward. But I'd do it for >her anyways
does anyone actually like going to restaurants and if so why? I don't understand what is enjoyable about them
>>34450710the only time I tried it she was fat and had massive tits but they were so big that I couldn't securely fit my mouth around the nipple so it didn't really work
>>34450842>Rather not sayGo fuck them if that's what you want. Just make sure you've thought it through.
>>34450854to eat food that I could never make at home
>>34450836Would you butt in with questions to keep him going >>34450837Of course
>>34450812>I am sure she is just sleeping right guys hahaGive her some privacy
>>34450854I enjoy being served tasty food that I didn't cook while sitting in an aesthetically pleasing building that I don't have to clean.
Stopped having cheese on my sandwiches or milk in my coffee and I haven't farted all day.
>>34450862Missing out
>>34450847I watched a 3D animated short of exactly this and I would like an explanation as to why it exists.
Either gender, what's your favorite place to go hiking within 4 hours of New York City that's not the Catskills?
>>34450865maybe its good if the only alternative is surgery
>>34450854The point of eating out is mostly to socialize.
>>34450854I like the food part and think some stuff doesn't handle travel well so I'd prefer to eat it there or not at all. I don't actually like being in a restaurant.>>34450858It's not even necessary to ask questions I can just smile and nod, but I do ask clarifying questions 1. Because I'm actually interested and 2. Because asking questions is practicing good listening. Gotta be polite.
>>34450866It might be just outside 4 hours but have you done Mt Monadnock in NH yet?
>>34450852You can't be pushy about it, anon.But I hear you, I was way less stressed when I had a pussy I could lick whenever I wanted. Being single is frustrating.
>>34450710yes but im always afraid it'll get too freudian if i get too into it, so i refrain from trying when possible
>>34450862Add avocado. Have you tried goat cheese or feta?
My weight is now 136 lbs, seems to be going down despite me not doing anything. Is this cancer?
>>34450873Did it when I was in Boston years ago but I could go for a drive up that way, good call
>>34450877I don't need dairy that badly, if it settles my guts I'll just cut it out.
>>34450710I do. I like sucking on and playing with nipples
>>34450879You probably don't have a good estimate of your TDEE or are overcounting calories.
>>34450879If your diet has changed at all, even just eating less, that can be enough for weight to drop. If not, see a doctor.
>>34450885I'm not counting calories or dieting or anything, and I don't exercise.
>>34450811MaleSee >>34450797.
Women, why do you think Taylor Swift is gay? Why not someone like Hayley Williams?
>>34450811MI love him and I love spending time with him, but I wish he'd stop drinking. He wasn't fun to be around when he was buzzed/drunk when I was a kid, and he's not fun to be around when he's buzzed/drunk now.
>>34449851chud lines inbound>>34449852what brought about this reaction?
Men would you be happy dating a girl who regularly wore extremely revealing clothes? Like almost exhibitionist tier, not for you specifically but to go grocery shopping or hang out with her parents and stuff like that
>>34450893Fuck no
>>34450890No one thinks Taylor Swift is gay are you on a different Internet than me?
>>34450893no it'd be too embarrassing when I introduce her to my family
Low vibe man:>laughs too much>constantly makes jokes>explains everything>gets lost in the details>puts effort into trivial things >always takes the submissive role
>>34450893Around her parents is weird. But I do like sluts.
>>34450897>>laughs too much>>constantly makes jokesI do the other things but not these
>>34450893No, it would never work.
>>34450897Me except the last one
>>34450811BUILT FOR BWC
>>34450898It's not slutty clothing but more like a sensory thing where she just doesn't like wearing clothes
Do women have any thoughts on why a third black cat will occasionally come to visit my two black cats?It's happened twice now. The new third guy is a little kitten, looks around two months old
>>34450897I'm a switch though
>>34450893No. It would be hot if we did it on a vacation, but definitely not around people we knew.
>>34450906niggas gotta stick together
>>34450905Interesting. I still like seeing boobs though.
>>34450906Animals get lonely too.
>>34450905Oh you're the sports bra and running shorts kind of autistic. Me too.>>34450906Cats are social animals.
I want to have sex with a woman in the woods. Not in a tent or sleeping bag though, right up against an oak tree.
>>34450868I don't like all the table manners and performative stuff. I don't feel like I can have a nice deep conversation in that setting. I only go for dates. I wish it were socially acceptable to just go to each other's place and cook something together for a first date, that sounds way more fun. I might just start telling guys that I don't like restaurants but I'm worried that it might turn them off. I feel really bad when they insist on taking me to a nice place and I don't even enjoy it
>>34450915Are you imagining yourself against the oak tree or not considering how uncomfortable that would be at all?
>>34450910I guess so. It was a little surreal letting mine back in earlier and seeing a third one that looked just like them when they were babies following them in>>34450913>>34450914Right, but it's funny that they mostly want to bring lookalikes home.Everybody got treats.
>>34450915That sounds very uncomfortable
>>34450916> I wish it were socially acceptable to just go to each other's place and cook something together for a first dateLetting a stranger know where you live isn't a particularly good idea, male or remale. You need a few dates to figure out if they're a psycho or not.
>>34450916>insist on taking me to a nice place You're dating the wrong guys then
>>34450893As long as she's safe about it, yeah.
ERPing with a calculator tonight like a fffffucking loser
>>34450915goodbye nipples
>>34450917>>34450919I was thinking backshots while her hands are pushing off the tree (that probably doesn't count as right up against).
>>34450920I know it's not and I've learned my lesson from doing it in the past, but I'm still sad that it's something I have to worry about
>>34450924What does this mean?
>>34450924reminds me of when i used to pick up/sext with the customer service chats on retail, banking, etc sites. you'd be surprised how people will eventually just do it with you and even agree to meet up and even date. men should try this to get a gf
>>34450928Erotic roleplay with an LLM
>>34450916>I don't like all the table manners and performative stuffThems the rules on how to be considered polite and human.Not liking them is autistic misunderstanding of the social skill.You're not going to need to know what a seafood fork is at fucking applebee's.
>>34450926what if i push the tree over stupid
>>34450926Yeah that still sounds unpleasant for the woman. If I'm leaned over like that I want something to prop my elbows on or at least a pole I can grab the tree is too big and I can't put my face on it. Plus hands hurty. It would probably be better for everyone involved if you ditch the tree thing and just both kneel in the dirt.
>>34450930That's stupid, just watch porn like a normal person.
>>34450915Oh to breastfeed >him bare natural beneath a willow on the water. Caressing >his silky hair and body, making loving eyecontact.
>>34450934ntathe appeal is that it's more customizable. Like reading (really shitty, repetitive) erotica but you're a participant
>>34450933You wouldn't mind getting in the dirt? What if the guy is leaning his back against the tree and pulling the woman into him?
>>34450934Porn makes me sad.>>34450937>Like reading (really shitty, repetitive) erotica but you're a participantPretty much.I've either wised up to the novelty a bit, or it's gotten much shittier and more repetitive in the last year. Probably a bit of both.
Men do you turn around to check out a woman's ass when she walks past? If yes what is your usual method and if no why not
>>34450943I wish I could, but I don't want to make her uncomfortable. So many chicks in yoga pants around here though!
>>34450943No. Why would I? If I want to see the asses of random women I don't know, there's plenty on the internet that don't require making some innocent woman the unwilling target.
>>34450943I'd only do this if the street were empty enough that nobody could notice me whip my head around.I usually just steal glances at butts whenever I don't have to move my head to do so. I also look at them in my rear view (heh) and side mirrors sometimes, while I'm driving.
>>34450943Sometimes, it largely depends on how well I imagine her pants accentuate it ie; yoga pants>usual methodjust a quick look over the shoulder
>>34450932I don't think I'd thrust quite that hard. But do we need a safe word?
>>34450943Did someone do a 180 to check out your butt?
My camping sex fantasy is hiking up a mountain with her and fuckin her at the peak
>>34450953I want to plow a woman into the snow.
>>34450954I want to kill a woman with a snow plow
Femanons, would you partake in a sexual threesome.
We all need to get laid oh my god.
>>34450952I just notice some guys swivel their heads as soon as I'm perpendicular to them and some guys stop walking ahead of me to make me go by first or the guy will reach the end of the road to turn around and see. Sometimes a guy will be walking next to me and he'll point to something, I'll look, I look back and him and his nose is basically up my asshole. Different guys have different techniques
>>34450962Too bad it's not going to happen.
>>34450956>women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
>>34450811>How's your relationship with your father?Conflicted. We've gotten better over the years, but it's still hard coinciding the abuse I experienced. I did buy him new knees, tho.>>34450890>Women, why do you think Taylor Swift is gay?She's way too into other women to not have some level of gay. >Why not someone like Hayley Williams?Too Christian, and not in the closeted way. >>34450915Against a tree sounds like abrasions would be inevitable.>>34450953This, but in the fjords.>>34450960>Femanons, would you partake in a sexual threesome.No. Never. Absolutely not. Positively no. Uh-uh.
>>34450963Damn, sorry you put up with that/your ass must be incredible.
>>34450811FBad. He was physically and verbally abusive
>>34450960Yes
>>34450963Sounds like LA, lol
>>34450968>sorry you put up with thatI don't think any of that is sexual harassment type stuff to be honest, it's pretty respectful as far as looking goes.
>>34450971Which kind?
Dating makes me feel like such a retarded moron sometimes.
>>34450976FFM
>>34450930What are you roleplaying
>>34450811FI always disrespected/abused him growing up. I never liked him because he was so meek and passive and awkward but then I felt bad for him too because he's just so stupid and innocent. And yeah it's reflected in the way I see and treat men now
Growing up being the youngest in the early 2000's with friends on average 4 years older than me, I feel like I was grandfathered into a world that doesn't exist anymore.It feels like people nowadays are a world of different compared to what I was brought up around and what I expected adult life to be, anyone else feel this? It is odd having being probably one of the truly first people to be "raised on the internet" but still having 90s stuff in my house at the time and all the social norms that came with that, I feel like I was one of the last people to experience some of that compared to people born in the second half of 2000 and beyond who have just had this new internet era being the true norm.
taking gf applicationsplease state your qualifications and your favorite sandwich
>>34450811MI call both of my parents every day, my relationship with my dad is pretty solid.
>>34450980Very tame and mundane sexual fantasies
>>34450986I'm a dude but I'll fuck your ass for free
Okay, my fantasy is to start making out with a woman while we're in a Jacuzzi, and then pulling her bottoms down and holding her up against one of the jets while kissing her neck.
What are some underrated aspects of bodily grooming? Like parts that are commonly neglected compared to the usual of cutting your nails and washing your body.
>>34450991>holding her up against one of the jetswhat like an enema
>>34450989dear [paste applicant name here],thank you for applying for the position of anon's gf! unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with other applications at this time. please keep an eye out on /atoga/ for future gf openings.thanks,anon
>>34450979Would you like the other woman to be a friend, or someone you meet on an app?
>>34450986Not applying, just answering your question. It's turkey swiss.
>>34450991Nice
>>34450994Haha, no. Clitoral stimulation.
>>34450992Combing your asshole
>>34451001At this point I am considering just getting a swimmers bod where I get rid of my body hair, it is more annoying that it is worth.
I now officially have 5 employees. Feels nice growing my business.
>>34450996Friend is better since I know them but…how hot is the woman on the app.
>>34450969No, he wasn't. Not being allowed to hang out with black guys is not abuse.
>>34451002The only thing stopping you from being a fag is your pride. Discard it along with your masculinity. Godspeed anon
>>34451004I guess equal to the friend? What kind of women are you attracted to?
>>34451005>double negativevery low effort racebait, esl-kun, apply yourself
>>34451009Do women actually care about body hair? Maybe not waxxing but trimming it down a lot is the idea, I am pretty hairy.
>>34451003Your OnlyFans is a business?
>>34450943I just check out her ass for 5 seconds and then I look away.Sometimes I'll do a double look if it's a great ass.
>>34451018>5 secondsBro that's a fucking lifetime in this situation.
>>34450986Give me one (1) good reason to applyBLT
>>34451011NTA. There's nothing wrong with that double negative, retard>>34451015Most OnlyFans accounts are businesses, they subcontract all fan interactions and social media engagement/advertisement.I'm in software consulting & managed staffing
>>34451014Trimming makes it prickly
>>34451010That was rhetorical.I like blondes. The more normie they are the better. I want to punish them
>>34451024JH?
>>34450915Forest sex is peak sex.
>>34451025What?
>>34451021Can you hire me I need a job
>>34451027That sounded like something JH would say.
>>34451021This, I was a texter for an OF chick during covid.
Here's what I ate today>Black coffee>Breakfast of savory oatmeal with poached egg>Banana>Apple>Lunch of corned beef sandwich with beets, tomato, onion, and salad>3 biscuits>Black coffee>handful of pea chips>Dinner of corned beef, roast vegetables (brussels sprouts, asparagus, carrots, sweet potato, regular potatoes, pumpkin)>Glass of OJ diluted with an equal amount of water>2 chocolate biscuitsIs this a healthy diet? I eat the same thing for breakfast and lunch every day, only the dinner and snacks change.
>>34450854I hate foodies>omg you HAVE to eat at this new place>we need to go eat at this place the food is so good!fuck off
Why is it impossible to find a housewife minus the sex and marriage part? I just want to house/feed/be friends with someone who will do chores & cook for me
>>34451026>>34450915I'm surprised being a 25 year old KV has not eroded my desire for this stuff.I really need to put myself out there next year, maybe living farther in town next year right beside the college campus will help with socialization.
>>34451037Just get a live in maid
>>34451030Okay
>>34451029What skills do you have? Though I will say the salaries I can offer aren't as competitive as bigger companies. I almost hired someone off 4chan before but ended up just helping him with his resume instead and he found a much better paying job
>>34450890MAll women are gay under the right circumstancesI will not be convinced otherwise
>>34451040>bro has hugged and held handsJealous
>>34451041No one wants to be a live-in maid because you get molested by your employer.
>>34451041I'm too broke to pay a salary in addition to housing/food
>>34451044I can't code but I can do tedious errand boy shit for minimum wage
>>34451040As a KV 26 year old Makima lover I also have the desire still.>next yearYesterday you said tomorrow, so just do it.
>>34451049Sorry I can't help with unskilled labor, I have no idea how that market works. Where are you located? I might be able to get you in touch with one of my clients if you're interested in warehouse/retail work.
>>34451054Probably aren't in Canada are you
>>34451046It was a single date when I was in middle school that ended after 2 weeks.She sat on my lap in the movie theater and one of her friends mom saw (who was chaperoning what was a group date), that mom told her mom, and made her break up with me. It was her idea anyways so I don't know why I took the fall, I guess it is just assumed that men will always be the ones pushing boundaries in relationships like that. >>34451051End of the academic year means a lot of assignments and exams piling up, I don't have time I'm willing to invest right now socially.I am hitting up clubs for next semester though.
>>34451055Nope, and I don't think any of my clients operate in Canada. Sorry bro
>>34451060It's all good good luck with your business
First time since Saturday that I've been outside.First time since Thursday that I've been outside for more than 15 minutes.
Is visible ribs on a guy a turn off?
>>34451065Need to see to know
>>34451065i don't know how a guy won't have visible ribs unless they are fat
>>34451065Nag but I feel like a lot of people mistake the serratus for ribs
>>34451064Based. Fight against bedrotting
Do the OF femanons ITT employ texters or chatters?
>>34451080No I'm going to the office. I'll do it all again this weekend.
>>34451035Is the corned beef diy because you're irish or is it the canned stuff because you're asian
>>34451090I didn't corn it myself but I boiled it, and I don't have corned beef sandwiches every day, it's usually ham I just have a lot of corned beef rn.
>>34451092I mean you should probably cut back on the ham and sandwiches but you're doing a lot better than most people
Old guys have such shit game. I would've absolutely slayed in their era.
>>34451096What does a person have for lunch if not a sandwich?
>>34451098Their "game" was just wearing down women until they gave in and said yes>>34451099Rice, lettuce wraps, normal wraptake inspiration from other cultures, sandwiches were literally made because some fat piece of shit couldn't be bothered to stop playing cards
I'm too afraid to talk to women. I feel that I'll inevitably humiliate myself.
How are people so unable to grasp the concept of the madonna-whore complex? People actually think it's when men call women whores or something, lmao.
>>34451107I've slowly been overcoming this by realizing if they don't enter my life they are practically NPCs anyways, so why care?
>>34451099Rice, pressure cooked meat, eggs, onions sauce.
>>34451112They've never watched a Martin Scorsese film.
>>34451122The Departed is a great movie
>>34451083No. I stream playing vidya so I chat there. More money for me
>>34450854Women love restaurants as status symbols. Someone else paying 30+ euros or your regional equivalent for one person's meal consisting of a tiny bit of food and a tiny drink makes them giddy. Metrosexual men love it as well.
You stream your boobs. Vidya is secondary or tertiary.
>>34451135You can stream games on OF?
>>34450984I'm in the same boat, but I never want people to think I was raised on the internet. I was just using it at a very early age a long time before that was even sort of commonplace
>>34451107i thought the point of having a bf/husband is to humiliate him
she streams on a gaming platform and funnels simps to Linktree, which funnels them to Only Fans.
do !socials to see my spicy content and !throne if you want to gift me something ($1999 Gucci bag) donations are not refundable thank youuuu<>33Today we will be playing PRAGMATA and I will larp as a mom, something I will never be, any primers in chat?
Getting titty-slapped my my gfs G-cups.
>>34451145Nope. You can do different things and one promotes the other
>>34451156You're dating a woman with g cups? Bro, I'm jealous.
>>34451151!socials
>>34451148You would think that, Swiss.
Anyone noticed women's farts sound different?
I pissed the bed. Had a dream I was peeing, woke up with a painful urge to piss, went to go pee realized my shorts were wet and so were my sheets. Just another cute humiliation for my life
>>34451174Kinda gay bro
>>34451107>I'm too afraid to talk to women. I feel that I'll inevitably humiliate myself.You probably will.
>>34451189Not if I keep to myself.
Just woke up from a nightmare that would make a decent script for an A24 movie released in 15 years called NoticingI was doing a lot of noticing and ended up surrounded by people who encouraged me to loudly notice. They later revealed themselves to be some of the very people I thought I was noticing after they drugged me at a party they invited me to.They bound me by my hands and led me to the top of a billboard. There, they all began to laugh at me and tortured me to death via exsanguination as I begged them for mercy and futilely tried to explain to them the error of their ways
>>34450992>What are some underrated aspects of bodily grooming? Like parts that are commonly neglected compared to the usual of cutting your nails and washing your body.In a man, looking after your hair properly and having it cut in a way that suits your face; looking after facial hair; skincare; keeping your feet in good condition; washing behind your ears.
>>34450986>please state your qualifications I know how to tie you up, use a knife on you, and draw a drop or two of blood, without leaving a scar. >and your favorite sandwichPrawn mayonnaise. DON'T keep me waiting.
>>34450960>Femanons, would you partake in a sexual threesome.Been there, done that.
>>34451201Are you in a harem?
Why do women get out of breath during sex if they're the ones getting fucked 9 times out of 10?
>>34451200Tranny
Can I break up with someone after 4 dates? How do I do it?
>>34451209Tell them hey it's been great but I don't think this is gonna work out blah blah best of luck and you're done
>>34451209That doesn't even merit the term "breaking up", just tell them you're not feeling it and don't set up another date.
>>34451203>Are you in a harem?No, I just thought my guy needed to experience what being penetrated is like.
>>34451209>Can I break up with someone after 4 dates?What do you mean "can you"? What could possibly stop you?
>>34451213I think he's a pussy
>>34451212Lol. So it was an MMF? Not not peg him?
>>34451214Did he cry in front of you?
>>34451211>>34451213They’ve already told me they like me, it feels bad to hurt someone’s feelings
>>34451219You gotta do what you gotta do you can't live being everyone's bitch
>>34451219If he's a pussy, he deserves it
>>34451216I decided he needed to feel what it was like being penetrated by someone larger and stronger than him. Honestly, all guys should experience that. You'll never understand women until you do.
>>34451219So, what, you're going to stay with them even though you don't like them back? For how long? Don't you think they deserve to be with someone who actually likes them? How many years of their life are you going to waste before you tell them it's all been a sham? Don't be so fucking selfish.
>>34451221I get bad karma from this >>34451222I didn’t say that?
>>34451224I'll gladly take a muscle mommy's strap, but I'm not into dicks, personally.
>>34451214>>34451227Didn't you?
>>34451227"Karma" nigga forget the Hindu witch magic you're gonna be in a shit relationship out of some made up obligation and you'll be wishing to suck Karma's cock to get out
>>34451219Better to do it sooner rather than later.
>>34451224He has to dress up as a woman and wear makeup for the full experience
>>34451229I meant I think op is a pussy I'm not op
>>34451230No
>>34451237What do you mean no
>>34451232>He has to dress up as a woman and wear makeup for the full experienceNo, that's not necessary. You just need to know what it's like to have someone else inside your body.
>>34451239I think karma is real, every time I’ve rejected someone my life got exponentially worse.
>>34451228>I'll gladly take a muscle mommy's strap
>>34451242It's not. Besides I'm pretty sure suffering for someone else's gain isn't how it works. My point is this. You need to enforce your boundaries even if it means letting someone down. They'll get over it but you'll get walk all over. You don't want that.
>>34451156It's been an F or a G cup, she's not even sure.
>>34451246That doesn’t make me feel better, I never want any hard feelings even though that’s impossible. It’s just a mean thing to do even though I “have” to do it
Men, are you okay with being pegged?
>>34451249It's tough but you gotta do what you gotta do. It's probably not their first rodeo anyway, they'll get over it. I'm sure you know that.
>>34451253No I don’t
>>34451249If you don't break up with them now, they will end up feeling a lot worse. If you really care about their feelings, don't wait.
>>34451256Isn’t 4 dates too deep already?
Me when I see a large amount of old people in one place: “Must be pension day.”
>>34451254You do you've done hard shit before. I've done hard shit before. You've rejected people before.This is peanuts.
>>34451257Absolutely not
>>34451257>Isn’t 4 dates too deep already?It doesn't matter how "deep" you're in, anon. What matters is that the longer you wait, the more pain you will cause them, and the more of their life you will waste. You claim you don't want to hurt them, but by hesitating you are hurting them MORE.
Why do women on the street make eye contact with me and don't stop looking so I have to avert my gaze. Am i that fascinatingly ugly? Maybe I should go work for the circus. COME AND LOOK UPON THE BEAST! ONLY 25 CENTS!
>>34451260I’m not used to it
>>34451247Meant for >>34451167
I a man flirt like a woman. I will lock eyes with you for a second to let you know that I an interested and then wait for you to approach me. Women never do.
>>34451265Of course but you will become used to it. You have to rip that bandaid off for your own good. You won't even remember after a week.
>>34451262Ok so you see why I feel bad. I gave them an honest try but I just don’t feel it
>>34451270That's not your fault. But their feelings aren't your responsibility.
>>34451269Not true, why would I forget?
>>34451272You said you've rejected people before, do you beat yourself up over every one of those?
WomenThoughts on this?
>>34451273Yes
>>34451276Come on. Is that really true.
*farts while no one is here*
*sniffs*ew who farted?
Well it wasn't me if that's what you're suggesting.
>>34451270>Ok so you see why I feel bad.Yeah, but that doesn't mean I sympathise. You're being cowardly and selfish: hurting them more than you need to because you feel bad. Break up now.
>>34449154question to women: which is hotter when a man eats your pussy - when his eyes are open, or when his eyes are closed?
>texting girl on dating app>she seems very responsive>i make a light joke and ask for her number>she only responds to the joke and doesnt give me her numberno point to even continue replying to her right? shes just trying to use me for attention?
There’s a bunch of former child actors and olympic athlete that go to my university. Should I talk to them or ignore them. They just walk around like regular people.
>>34451314Depends on the context. I think at least some eye contact is necessary, though.
>texting girl on app>ask her to meet up>she agrees for next week>wants to call first>instantly starts talking about how she wants to get married and have 3 kids as soon as possible but men dont want to commit to herthis is probably a major red flag isnt it
>>34451323sometimes women want you to work for it, youre probably better off ghosting her because those types mainly just want attention
>>34451342If that's not compatible with your current and future goals in life, of course.
>>34451345Im desperate, Ill settle for a wife and 3 kids even if shes crazybut I know as a guy you cant make that too obvious, women get the ick from guys that want to commit that soon
Does the pussy get sticky a few hours after showering?
>>34451360It can for multiple reasons, but not always. If you dry yourself well and you're not creaming your khakis over something, showering won't make it stickier than it would've been otherwise.
GenderWould you be manipulative if it was your only option for love in life?
>>34451334Talk to them the same way you would to anyone else
>>34451370can you give examples of what you mean by manipulative
im the anon who went out with a woman a couple days ago. Im still hang up over the fact she said shes new to dating appschances shell have some friend tell her to not rush it and see if she sees something better on the apps? Im sure this mentality isnt healthy
>>34451370F. I hate that I believe that I'd do anything to start a family, given the extreme circumstances that necessitate that sort of fucked up desperation.
>>34451112Because it makes no sense.
>>34451382Are you new to dating? Because yeah, you are in for a bad time if you're going ruminant and obsess over every throwaway thing a girl says
>>34451370Depends how autistic your definition of manipulation is. If you mean stuff like putting your best foot forward and knowing when to keep your mouth shut, then yes of course, everyone needs to do that
>>34451389more or less yeah. I have been with 2 women in an span of 3 years in all my life.Also, my idea is that if shes barely in dating apps then she probably didnt see better options out there yet. The second she deems the potential of a relationship as not enough for her, she'lld iscard me.
Women, what would you do if your boyfriend or husband began referring to your pussy as your snizz instead when talking dirty?
>>34451379For example. Using game and mind tricks to make someone like you instead of having concrete assets to offer.
Niggas be named James but they be just one nigga
if you had jedi mind tricks, would you use them at the club?
>>34451407I would bet women drinks that I could make them orgasm right then and there without ever touching them.
>>34451401Would he still regularly fuck me into a coma like I like?
>>34451278Yes I have felt guilt for months on end for rejecting people
>>34451398She would have been bombarded within the first hour of downloading the app
>>34451424which makes my argument that the second she's not into this potential anymore she'll quickly discard me.
Moids, how can I stop being a misandrist
>>34451430Plap
>>34451432You've just added 1 point to my misandry score
>>34451436Infinity + 1 is still infinity
>>34451430Just don't be one
exgf told me I have small handswhy would she say that femanons?
>>34451401There really is no other word that is a good substitute. Nothing hits the same quite like pussy. Pussy just hits differently.
>>34451447its a grave insult in the world of womenthey like big hands
>>34451430Realize that you would've acted the same if you had been born a man
women, which is more importantbig dick or big hands
>>34451451>There really is no other word that is a good substituteClunge
>>34451428I know lots of girls who stayed with the first guy they matched with, if she likes you she likes you
>>34451382>Im still hang up over the fact she said shes new to dating appsthats goodits your best chance at finding a good girlthe ones who stick around of dating apps are sluts who arent init for relationships or have serious issues that prevent them from maintaining a man
>>34451442>tall>six figures>abs>"boyfailure"
had a phone call with a girl I meto n an app we talked for one hour till i said i had to goshe immediately talked about kids and marriage, what are the chances ill get laid on the first date if i dont sperg out?
>>34451458How big is a big dick?
>>34451467top 35% of dick sizes
>>34451466Well do you want kids and marriage
why do people in NYC accept to be treated like scum by youths? Im from another country and I cant believe that this guy got in trouble for defending someone.
>>34451465
>>34451470if shes fun why not
>>34451454okany woman wanna chime in?
>>34451469Give me a length and girth.
>>34451478use your imagination
>>34451473Alrighty then, have fun and the rest will happen at it's own time
>>34451472Most women are naturally built like this if they just eat a healthy amount of food
>>34451482A dick's exact size is more important than a guy's hands' exact size. I want a guy to have a dick that's big enough for me to enjoy but not so big that it's unusable. Idc what his exact hand size is, but I do like my hand feeling small in his.
>>34451414You can feel guilty or afraid or whatever and that's fine that's all good. I'm not telling you how to feel. But you have to stop hurting yourself.
>>34451428That's true regardless of how you meet or how long she's been on a dating app
>>34451485Fuck off. I ate well as a kid and I'm not a titcow. And I refuse to believe I'm just unfortunately the outlier.
>>34451470>>34451473That is actually a good conversation starter, because it can narrow down who you may want to build a future with.
She texted me back at 6am girlies. She is a freak who goes to sleeps at 10pm
>>34451458Attractive hands
>>34451488What if I just need to give it a little longer, maybe it’s not worth giving something up for nothing
>>34451493Orrrr she doesn't sleep more than a few hours and actually has a job?
>>34451490Have you tried eating more? Women naturally distribute fat to their boobs, butt, and thighs. I swear all these women nowadays are either anorexic or obese.
>>34451485Gooner hands typed this post >>34451490You're not an outlier, it's genetics. I underate and ended up big. But men insist their pornbrained fantasies are Objective Reality.
>>34451497she is on college and has a internship. I get the vibe that she studies a lot and doesn't do much else
>>34451485lolno
>>34451495You've given it long enough, of you don't like them now you never will. You need to find someone you do instead of beating yourself up for someone you don't.
>>34451282>>34451284>>34451288i know for a FACT that it was all of you. all of you farted consecutively, one after the other. like a human centipede of flatulence, if you will.
Foids, if your man assertively told you to "suck that dick, bitch", how would you respond? Would you comply?
>>34451486>that's big enough for me to enjoy but not so big that it's unusable. Idc what his exact hand size is, but I do like my hand feeling small in his.as an average guy with average dick and hands, this sucks to read.
>>34451506It’s just annoying that the one person I meet that finally enjoys my company, I don’t like back
>>34451485is this a joke? lmao.>>34451500>Gooner hands typed this postthis is absolutely correct and any counter argument is a lie
>>34451512It is annoying but there's no point holding on if it's not what you want.
>>34451510he'd get a "pardon?" and compliance on a good day.
>>34451515At a certain point I should settle and take what I can get though. I’m not swimming in options and the more people I scorn the more dirty I feel
>>34451430Stop judging men by scandalous headlines and realize that the men are not all like that.Did your dad or family member do horrible shit?
>>34451512I spent years with someone I was head over heels for just to find out they had been lying to me the entire time and didn't actually like or want to be around me. I kept asking them why they were even around, but in the end I always felt like I was just a placeholder in their life.
>>34451517are you british?
>>34451430you have to do some malicious compliance until it goes away
>>34451500>>34451503>>34451513Just eat a burger and do some squats, femcels.
State GenderHave you ever declined to go to a friend of a friends wedding? Someone in your group but you aren't that close
>>34451518You'll regret it. Lots of people think that and they always do. And when you lock yourself down with someone you don't like it makes it even harder to find someone you do, and if you do it makes it makes it way WAY harder to leave.
>>34451520Some people are able to do it. I don’t and that’s why I never get anywhere with anyone but I worry I’m just holding myself back. It’s not that I hate or dislike them but we have some incompatibilities that worry me
>>34451523like 1% of women have tits that big naturally
>>34451525I don’t know if I don’t like them though
>>34451485Even if this were true (which it isn't)>girlfailure>eating right
>>34451500>I underate and ended up bigYou forgot to include #humblebrag.>>34451511Average is relative. Post size.
is it wrong to fuck big titty prostitutes to get that need out of my system from time to time? Im seeing a woman but we arent serious yet.>inb4 stdsi use condoms
>>34451528You've spent long enough with them you've given them a chance, if you did you wouldn't be here. You'd be confident in it. Just end it it's scary but you'll be better off in the long run.
>>34451532>Average is relative. Post size.Im actually smaller than average... 13-14 cms. at least its thick
>>34451533I think most people will judge you for that. idk
>>34451526You have to want to change and move forward in the relationship but if you don't want to be a better person for your 'other half'.. it will never work. It is a two way street and turning a blind eye to issues rather than discussing them will cause resentment.
>>34451527Only 10% of men are six foot or taller and that's the bare minimum standard for most women. Go have a baby, your tits will get bigger. Alternatively you can drink a lot of whole milk.
>>34451533If you are dating someone and also sleeping with someone else - you should hang yourself.
>>34451536So at least 5 inches? That's nothing to worry about, assuming it has proportionate girth.
>>34451543but it is his japanese culture they like respect
WomenWhat made you have a crush on your last crush?
>>34451546Respect is not sticking your cock in someone else while you are in a relationship.
>>34451547I don't have any crushes and havn't in years.
>>34451547He complimented me a lot and acknowledged the things I was proud of achieving.
>>34451519Nah my dad is a great guy. If anything I'm disappointed most men aren't like him
>>34451543we're not in a relationship yet.>>34451537i guess!
>>34451547He is a decent, gentle and hard working dude. Unfortunately he is also married
>>34451543Dating is not a relationship. You're allowed to date and fuck multiple people until it is declared exclusive.
Either genderIs the gluck gluck 9000 really the I Ching of blowjobs?
>>34451556Lets say you have been 'dating' one person for 4+ years, would you consider that exclusive?
>>34451558No. If it hadn't been defined as exclusive that's just a 4 year fuck buddy you hang out with.
>>34451547He was super easy to talk to, laughed at my jokes and made me laugh. He wouldn't lie or agree with me just to get in my pants. But he also wasn't too proud to acknowledge when I make a good argument. I respect that. I like feeling safe to disagree with someone and I really like it when disagreeing leads to interesting conversation. (Re books and vidya)
>>34451430>>34451455You can try this gamemode
>>34451564cute
>>34451510Yeah
>>34451565Being miserable doesn't make you likeable
>>34451551This for me too, he was such a noticer
>>34451535Is 4 dates long enough? I don’t know>>34451539I agree but it’s not flaws per say just different values
>>34451510I'd be very upset if he talked to me like that. Probably cry too
>>34451510Nta but what's the proper way to ask for a blowjob?
My bones are hollow My mind is fractured
I hope the shithole basement they’re running Bumble out of explodes
>>34451574MTo not ask for it imo
>>34451580How would she know to do it or you wanted it?
>>34451577>My bones are hollowThat would hit harder if it wasn't literally correct
>>34451584By being a man she’s engaged in foreplay with
>>34451569Guess there was something more than misery
>>34451545>That's nothing to worry about"oh yeah give me that NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT dick !!!!!!!"yeah, doesnt sound that good tbqh.
>>34451523it's the tylenol in the air>>34451533if you must "get that need out" while you're still seeing someone, then you should just fap instead. even if it's "not a relationship", it's on the road to one. doing all that is a one way ticket to single blessedness.
>>34451584She should just know when it's time to suck it.
Is it okay to say during sex?
>>34451585Mine are full of marrow wym are you bird?
>>34451589>then you should just fap insteadwhy?
>>34451591It's okay but you risk making the other person laugh so hard you have to take a break. >drr drr drr drr
I have never seen a flat chested amish woman, just saying.
>>34451595I have. Get owned bitch
>>34451588I can only speak on it personally, so I don't want to make sweeping statements beyond the fact that you don't have a small dick, so I don't think it will be a problem for most people. To me that's a good size, but I doubt you care about my opinion.
>>34451597I care about your opinion tbqh. But won't ever change that Im not a big guy and women like that.
>>34451591Eh, some geek women might appreciate the Junji Ito reference
I don't need a third cat.
>>34451595There are Amish women with big tits? Now that I've never seen.
I have never seen an Amish woman.
>>34451591
I want to marry israeli woman
>>34451600Fwiw my ex bf was an inch or two shorter than you and I was never dissatisfied. His size prevented certain positions. But I always had a good time so that never bothered me.
>>34451604I see them at the grocery store every now and then.
Is femanussy made for us?
>>34451600A guy being insecure about his dick size will always be a worse problem than the guy having a dick that's smaller than expected. Just understand that your dick isn't as important as you think. Men need to learn that.
Slept like shit
>>34451602Yes but you want one and you deserve one too
Coworker implying I’m ugly again thanks babes
>>34451603They all have nice tits. They wear baggy clothes and naturally very little photos of actual amish women that aren't actresses or AI exist so it's hard tell, but yeah, amish women got jugs. It's all that organic whole milk they drink.
>>34451609I'm happy for that, but the same partner with the same variables except for a larger size would be better for you>>34451613I know it's not as important. But reality is that big dick energy is something that exists for a reason.
>>34451615If I wasn't about to move, I might consider it.If he comes around a couple more times, I'm just gonna take the stray to the shelter. It's a no kill shelter with a cat colony out back, but I bet he'd get adopted pretty quickly since he's a kitten.
>>34451620Big dick energy isn't literally related to a big dick. It's the confidence to not always have a chip on your shoulder because of perceived flaws or insecurities. Don't sell yourself short.
>>34451627>Big dick energy isn't literally related to a big dickthe origin of it comes from the literal confidence literally having big dicks give to men.Its a matter of egg and chicken. Where did that confidence come from originally? From having a big dick that women like.Anyways, Im not arguing its the most important thing ever. Its just somethign that exists.
>>34451618What did xe say?
>>34451627>Big dick energy isn't literally related to a big dickNow THIS is gaslighting
>>34451632Lots of things exist. I'm getting the same headache from yesterday where a guy was complaining that, because he isn't getting with women as easily as other men do, any relationship with them is less valuable to him. You guys need to stop comparing your dicks, literally or figuratively. Just live your life and appreciate when the person you care about also cares about you.
>>34451633Said my skin looks bad and I should try some brush from temu to get rid of my dark undereyes
my bf went to a random shop by us. the guy sets his phone up starts livestreaming his cut immediately. midway thru the lights go out his barber screams at another guy to move so the lights go back on. some guy is asleep on a couch. they have a pool table and one of them starts playing pool and the ball ricochets off the table and lands near my bf's feet. he just stays because he's locked in. ngl he did look really good afterwards i want to make him go back. would it be cringe if I went would it give him negative man points or make him look whipped? I want to see it for myself
>>34451612No that is only for chad.
>>34451638lol its me. Im having a week where I have free time and spend it here.anyways, I live with that and accept all that you say.>Just live your life and appreciate when the person you care about also cares about you.I mean this would be easier if people didnt say big dick energy and stuff, but you're kinda right.
What is the point of dating?
>>34451639Try not using any products on your face and maybe your skin will heal. If you are using anything with alot of alcohol, it will dry out your skin and that results in an over production of oil and in turn can cause acne. Wash your face with a regular PH balancing soap and use a moisturizer without alcohol in it. Give it a week and it will feel better.
Girls and boys of /atoga/, how do you actually come to terms with wasting your youth?I’m 33, stuck in a dead end job that pays just enough to keep me alive but nowhere near comfortable. Back in HS l I had a circle of nerdy friends. They were smart, especially in math, always talking about stocks and numbers. I wasn’t on their level but I fit in.Then I ditched them. Wanted to feel cool, so I started hanging around the popular crowd. Biggest mistake of my life. They were never really my friends. I was just the clown, the guy everyone laughed at, not with. The lick.Fast forward to 25 and beyond, and it’s like watching two completely different timelines. The nerds all made it. One is a pro trader making serious money, nice house, sports car, engaged. Another went into CS and is on track to become some big shot agile coach at Google in Arizona. Another guy was also into trading, always flying to Dubai before the war, living that lifestyle, pulling attention from girls like it’s nothing. Meanwhile, "the cool friends" I hanged out with don't even keep in touch. Some didn’t even finish school. A few are straight up drug addicts now.
>>34451639Seems pretty uncalled for and bitchy
>>34451644Thank God it's just you. I was losing faith in men in general for a second there. You need to stop thinking about other men and their cocks. Like you're thinking about them as much as me, and that's crazy.
>>34451647Bro don’t talk to me like I don’t know what I’m doing
>>34451648I didn’t really have many friends, they all ditched me if I did. I’m sure they’re doing better than I, I’ll never get all that time back though. It is what it is
>>34451645To fuck and have regular sex.
>>34451645Acquisition of gf
>>34451645Wife hunting
Never seen an attractive black woman. Even the non ugly ones wear wigs. Wtf
>>34451591It's better than>dude let me in, I'm a fairy!>>34451648you chose the life of a failed normalfag and failed at that too. Forget your youth; you wasted yourself.
>>34451650isnt this what women do all the time regarding other womens bodies, partners, etc 24/7?Not trying to do a gneder stuff war, genuinely asking
>>34451648I stopped thinking about hs once I left it. I was a dual enrolled semi-ghost by jr year. I know you have heard this before but comparison is the theft of joy. I never look up my old classmates or old lovers. I just live. You are on your own timetable. I also had more sex between 28-30 than I had my entire life I just decided to wake the fuck up and live. Female btw
>>34451648Perspective shift is the only way. You fucked up yes, but today you can only waste today. You gotta just imagine you chose this for yourself for some reason, as a challenge to enjoy the rest of your life. If that seems impossible do what a lot of burn outs do and choose the Soma of TV, vidya or something else. Life isn't "that deep" as they say
>>34451659One of the most attractive women I've ever seen was a black woman
>>34451661Yeah, in highschool. You're an adult, right?
>>34451274None.But I had a weird dream where resident evil bad guys were doing dental proceedures on Grace. And the one sealing cavities was either Daniel Fabron or Dylan Blake I couldn't tell.
I’m mad
>>34451669Plap
>>34451669You should have sex with your girlfriend so you won't be so mad
>>34451667yeah Im an adult. But women's media (magazines etc) is read by women of all ages. Ive heard my mother talk a lot about this or that actress.anyways. Ill keep going out with this woman and see if it goes somewhere. If not Ill come back a little inceler since she's actually pretty (she surprised me when she showed up at the bar, her pics dont do her justice)
>>34451645To try and find someone you can form a deep connection with
I disgust myself, I don’t recognize the person in the mirror anymore. I don’t know what to do about it the more life I live the more I am disappointed in myself
>>34451274Threatening to fuck with people's dead family members over internet arguments is psychotic.
>>34451664>>34451665I’ve tried to fix my mindset, but every time something goes wrong at work it all comes rushing back. Manager dumps more work on me, some snake coworker runs to HR over nothing, and suddenly I feel like a useless cog. Like a slave just grinding for nothing. And my brain instantly goes back to the same thought. All the chances I threw away. If I’d stayed with the nerds, maybe I’d actually be somewhere right now instead of stuck like this.
>>34451677>runs to hr over nothingMaybe stop being a creep or political at work. Yeah I don't buy your shit
Do girls like Zoey exist irl?
>>34451645To find a suitable partner.
>>34451680>Do Korean girls existYes, but the birth rates in South Korea are abysmal, so good luck.
>>34451680I haven't seen this animated family feature and can't give you a good answer to this question
>>34451666When did you see me?
>>34451648I made my choices, now I have to stand by the consequences.
>>34451572It's plenty. You've probably been seeing them for about a month now that's enough time to know.
>>34451689Am I not evil for waiting this long? It’s so stupid. I feel evil if it’s after one date, I feel evil if it’s 4, I just wish it didn’t have to happen at all
>>34451614Me 2
>>34451685It wasn't you. Are you self absorbed
>>34451675why do you keep doing things that disgust you?
>>34451685Like 4 years ago on a beach in England
>>34451692Yes, but that was supposed to be a joke.
>>34451684To give you some background on her character:she grew up in the US but never really fit in, and her parents’ divorce messed her up, so she moved to korea to start overShe got into rap to express herself and show a tougher side, now she’s a kpop idolShe’s super caring and looks after people she loves, but she’s also a people pleaser because of the trauma from the divorce. she’s scared of people leaving, so she tries to keep everyone together no matter whaton the surface she’s bubbly and cute, but deep down she’s afraid of being abandoned again
>>34451694I wish I could visit England.
>>34451677What do you think happens if you continue to do nothing? At the pearly gates they won't say "Oh, my mistake, we forgot to give you all these things ,go back and try again"This is it, there's a whole world, try something else
>>34451677Most people work just to make money. We have to, because most work is simply boring by design. We do what we truly love through hobbies.
>>34451694I don't really believe it. Did you call me a whore or something? Thats the quickest way to get me to dip, by thinking im only after one thing.. who doesn't actually want true love?
>>34451696Sounds like a person that could exist
>>34451690Evil is if you married them and waited 10 years. After 4 dates it should be clear if you want to continue but if you don't then it's nothing really lost. The worst thing you can do is keep dragging it out.
21 MI know this probably isn’t the best place to ask, but should I make aliyah and unironically move to Israel?I’m Jewish but I don’t really follow or care about the religion nor Israel itself. Lately though, a lot of people in my entourage have turned hard against Israel and it’s spilling over into how they treat Jews in general because of the warIt’s gotten to the point where I genuinely feel uneasy about my future here in NYC and I don’t know if I’m overreacting or if I should seriously consider leaving
I smell kinda like sour milk.
>>34451705(You)
>>34451705So, I'm not Jewish and can't really comment on the whole Israel stuff, but I do have a brother who moved to Hong Kong due to my sister in law being Chinese. Moving to a new country is always going to be kind of isolating and difficult even if you've got loved ones living there and easy access to work. It's not something you should do on a whim, but a choice you should make after thinking about it for a long time.
>>34451698If you can afford it do it. There's some really nice areas >>34451702You were jogging on the beach at like 6am what was I gonna do chase after you?
Had a dream where there was a cryptobro and a short old fuck going on a date outside my house and the old fuck kept ignoring him and talking to nobody in particular. Then he pulled out a beer got drunk and started screaming obscenities so I skedaddled. Looked like it was late winter.
I had a dream I pissed myself and it turned out I did
STATE GENDER>>>/b/948257144CASYTAY'S WORKING ON SOME NEW SHITGET HYPE
>>34451712You're not supposed to let yourself pee. You okay?
>>34451714Too much water
>>34451712Grown men don't pee themselves
I wanna make her feel safe and protected
>>34451717from whom
GenderHow often do you lie?
Zoomers do you REALLY get confused and mad when people talk about other stuff in a thread with a designated subject? Do you just not get how 4chan works? Explain the minimodding please. zoomers are their own thing and this fits this thread
>>34451722What
Why the FUCK haven't you watched Kpop demon hunters, yet? The characters are genuinely so fun and well written. Even my 56 year old uncle enjoyed it and became a fan
>>34451724So one vote for yes
>>34451725I'm not into Kpop.
>>34451727neither was the grand majority of people who became obsessed with the movie
>>34451725I don't like kpop
>>34451725I don't have a 3 to 12 -year-old daughter or niece to watch it with
>>34451719From the world and herself and whatever else may try to hurt her
>>34451722zoomers are easily confused and distracted by... well, many things. This is natural for people who don't know too much, but this is comorbid with also getting pissed off by things they don't know about. If you bring up something they haven't heard from a YouTube video essay or on a podcast somewhere, they'll get mad.
Why am I not furious this man lied to me?
>>34451733I just had one get mad at me for a normal discussion on /r9k/. The thread image was from a video game but people were talking about the idea and content behind the image, not the game. It was upsetting him that we weren't discussing the game. Really weirded me out. I just assume people on here are as intelligent as me but they just aren't especially the younger set. They use shaming language when they are confused instead of just not replying or being introspective
>>34451725Too much kpop. I gave up after 10 minutes.
>>34451734What man?
how do you know if they’re the one even if they don’t fit what you wanted?
>>34451734You're wise to the way of the world.
>>34451735Most people here are autistic > I just assume people on here are as intelligent as meEveryone here thinks this but 95% of them are total retards
>>34451722The one moaning about off topic itt most is a millennial.
>>34451739If they don't then they ain't
>>34451735>one retard was acting retarded
>>34451744It's a pattern I noticed. Even anon zoomers use shaming language or act uppity with authority for no reason
>>34451743Isn’t it enough to just get along
state genderyou didn't fall for the workwear fad, did you?
>>34451746Plenty of people can "just get along" but if they aren't what you're looking for then you keep looking
>>34451745You're a real nooticer, aren't you.
>>34451725kpop is disgusting
The soles on my $300 shoes are breaking
>>34451751Spend wiser next time
gender what is a piece of clothing the opposite gender wears that you dont like?For me, these types of shorts are fucking disgusting to me. whenever I see women wearing these I think Mickey Mouse
>>34451747I dress for the job I want, which is an upper middle class SAHM that spends a lot of time in the garden and on vacation.
>>34451751Buy new soles and replace them or go to your local cobbler before he dies
>>34451756Does your dick show in the dress?
>>34451756Post a fit you like.
>>34451755When guys wear skinny pants. The only acceptable exception is if he's a tall lanky guy with long hair, a leather jacket, a cigarette and black jeans able to pull off the rock star off duty look.
State genderHow do you deal with that 1 asshole at work? He just starts shit with everyone for no reason. I wanna start mocking him but I assume that would just fuel him
>average dick>grower not showerI cant have tight pants at all in the crotch area. Women will think Im a dicklet.
>>34451725I don't really see the appeal as a childless 30 year old man
>>34451764MIgnore him and occasionally blow off steam with my other, less shitty coworkers.
>>34451761this but the clothes version, think cashmere, ramie, vegetable tanned leather, nature inspired color palette
>>34451764MKick his ass
>>34451772I feel like people who talk about this kind of shit rarely actually do it and just sit around in an old t-shirt and panties
>>34451764I quit. My peace isn't worth this bullshit.
>>34451776I'm wearing navy merino socks, beige linen pants and a navy cotton sweater right now, I'd say that kinda counts.
>>34451772women are fucking retarded when it comes to """healthy""" food. They'll spend fifty dollars on>bread you can easily make>honey you could get from a random Mexican with a hive for like ten dollars>eggs any rando with chickens could sell you for three dollarsJust because they have their husband's money and are lazy fucks. I'm not marrying anyone that wastes money. Fuck it, I'm not dating anyone that wastes money.>inb4 poorfagThere are better things to spend money on than things that don't necessitate it, paypig
>>34451755crop tops are too slutty
>>34451783*laughs in "anon will never get it"*
>>34451785"get" what? Wasting my family's money at Jimbos and farmers' markets for sport?
Can a femanon please post a vocaroo saying "Aw, cmon babe, please just try on the dress. You'll look sooo cute in it" ?
>>34451788>wasting that's just like, your opinion man
>>34451789
>>34451789https://voca.ro/1cLyerYVuwH5
>>34451593when you say "need" you mean the need for sex or an orgasm, correct? well, that's the closest thing to sex that you can get.
Left or right?
Every word is a prejudice. -Nietzsche
>>34451797Dr doofenshmirtz?!
>>34451803
>>34451608that ring better cost a lot of shekels>>34451669why are you mad?>>34451712NEARLY happened to me at least once. i managed to get distracted from sitting on that toilet just before the dream ended.
>>34451797nta, i love the fact that you actually recorded that.>>34451805it just has to be B>>34451764start shit how? randomly insult people? do people in general tend to dislike him? i'd talk shit about him with the others then lmao
I feel sick
She's so cute
>>34451811What'd you eat
>>34451815Nothing
>>34451818Well there's your problem
>>34451748I don’t want to break his heart
>>34451822You won't, he hasn't known you long enough for that
can a 31 year old male get a Kpop demon hunters tattoo without being judged by strangers?
>>34451825I know how men work they always get so caught up so quickly
>>34451831As if I don't know, it's like a coke high it goes as quickly as it comes
>>34451832Demons the lot of you
>>34451834Just him, not me. I don't do that
>>34451827how fucking retarded are you?
>>34451834The moid brain. Don't feel too bad for him.
How do I get a native american or latino bf who isn't an alcoholic
>>34451841you get a regular swarty moid and then make him drunk on you
A peck on her soft fuzzy cheek
>>34451814who's so cute?>>34451827top tier bait or top tier stupidity, of course you're going to get judged, regardless of your age or gender.
>>34451841Nearly impossible as far as I can tell
>>34451836You’re worse >>34451839I feel extremely bad, what is this? Do you think saying that is helpful?
>>34451844Me holding her brown hand while helping her up the stairs
>>34451847>You’re worseWrong
>>34451847I'm sorry but there's nothing else you can do, you're trading a temporary discomfort for a permanent one if you stay. I promise you he won't be as hurt as you think.
>>34451845My darlin
>>34451680>small girls that eat a lotAccording to anime they do. Ya know. Because anime logic.
Women, should we use inmates serving a life sentence for slave labour?
>>34451857Idgaf
>>34451725I like kick ass women stories. Moar plz. Less men. Make it a tv show or something.
>>34451857I guess? I dunno, I think making them work shitty jobs no one else wants to do could be good for society, especially for people who are against the death penalty, so maybe.
>>34451851I’m never wrong >>34451852I don’t believe any of that
>>34451857nah
Its Rome's birthday todaysay happy birthday to my favorite city
Brother what is my package doing in Indianapolis
>>34451865damn coomers at it again
>>34451863You don't have to believe it but it's true. You're hurting yourself far more than you'll hurt him. End it while it's still early.
>>34451865take it up with the USPS. We dont care
This post is getting popular on twitter japan and a lot of replies are women (or at least posters pretending to be women) clowning on the guy for being single, childless and caring too much about his looks at 43 years old. Maybe it's just the japanese mindset but do foids in other parts of the world think like this too? Do you get the ick when a late 30s/early 40s dude doesn't look/act his age?
>>34451874That goatee is nasty
>>34451874Nag but my first thought was that he looked like a gay posturing tryhard
>>34451874yeah, it's giving "my live is empty and devoid of any meaning so I stuff it full of mundane and superficial bullshit that would be slightly acceptable when a teenager does them but are severely concerning in an adult"
>>34451876It's a good thing Hiro will never read this website again or this post would have made him sad
>>34451871I should do it in person
>>34451882Funniest part to me is that his place is pretty small even for Tokyo
I don’t understand how people can be in relationships but have no friends.
>>34451885How long away is that?
>>34451885If you want to but the important thing is just that you do it. Do you think in person will make it easier or are you just postponing it?
>>34451874>>34451882>caring too much about his looksWomen will still hook up with this guy and go to his place and give him head on that expensive chair. They just love posturing.
Fuck my life I lost the piece of the shoe I was going to glue back on
>>34451892Who fucking cares, guy's a total pussy
>>34451894>fuck my piece of shoe life
Lel
>>34451892yeah, equally self absorbed bitches willso what? are you mad you're missing out on developmentally impaired cunt? no, don't answer that question
>>34451895More of a pussy than some other incel in Japan who just goes to work and stays home playing games and watching hentai?
>>34451882Working out and taking care of your body is superficial? What hobbies in your opinion are deep and acceptable for a middle aged man?
>>34451865it is? TIL that today was rome's birthday>>34451874it's cause it feels very performative. it looks like he's trying to thirst trap/flex, but nobody really cares about it>>34451898well that's a fun read.
>>34451898Sauce me up, chief.
>>34451890Three days>>34451891It feels kinder
>>34451901Yeah there's nothing gayer than posting yourself on social media and begging people for approval
>>34451902posting half naked whore pics of yourself online is, a sane person works out to be healthy, feel good and be attractive to their partner, not to fish for attention from strangers
>>34451898This is high-value stuff you just posted. This was a great use of the electricity, water, silicone, and everything else it took to make this post possible.
what should i eat for dinner bonus points if it costs less than $5 to make
>>34451901>who just goes to work and stays home playing games and watching hentai?Add going to the club to this routine, and you've got that guy's life too. The guy decorated his entire place around his gaming PC lol
im the anon that went out on a first date two days ago. we agreed on seeing eachother again. when should I tlak back to her to decide when to do the second date? i was thinking tomorrow.
>>34451912Minced beef, red onion, potatoes.
>>34451912buttered pasta with parmesan, pepper and lemon juice
>>34451906If you'd feel better doing it that way then go ahead but don't let it throw you off when you're face to face in the moment. If he gives you the "but I like you" speech don't let it sway you.
>>34451909Women do that all the time, though. Is showing off your body bad when you reach a certain age, even when the body in question still looks good? Is attentionwhoring the issue? And if so then I guess any kind of attention seeking behaviour on social media is bad, no? Like women posting their breakfast or shit like that.
>>34451913>decoratedHe has a plant and the ambient is properly lit and clean. He seeks to fuck women (or men), the PC is just a side activity. A Japanese incel's room doesn't look like this at all.
>>34451912Get some tomatoes, heavy cream and noodles and make pasta with a tomato cream sauce
>>34451913Why do women seethe so much at clean rooms?
>>34451922yes anon, sane people don't feel the need to plaster themselves all over social media >inb4 everyone I know does that congrats, you don't know any sane people, which explains some things
>>34451923The guy is 43, unmarried and posting thirst traps. He looks like his entire life's trajectory was colored by playing Yakuza on the PS2 as a teenager
>>34451928>The guy is 43, unmarried and posting thirst traps.whats wrong?
>>34451926I'm a man. I lived like that pic in my early twenties; it isn't enough unless you want to be a bachelor.
>>34451931nta but your bait is so cringe, lol
>>34451927I agree with you but the hate that guy is receiving seems too much. I don't think posts would be so negative if it was a woman. Yeah he might be a narcisist but having that physique at 43 is impressive regardless.
>>34451920That’s fine if he does do that I’m suicide bombing the place
>>34451928So men are bashed for not marrying and women are praised for staying single and keeping their options perpetually open?
>>34451934im not that anon. I just dont know whats bad about doing thirst traps as a good looking dude in his 40s. Elizabeth hurley posts them all the time and shes older.
>>34451934nta either but he's right. What's wrong about not wanting kids or marriage?
>>34451935ntaIf your only response to something like this is "BUT WOMEN", then you're doing nothing but engaging in whataboutism and have no real argument.
"but women do it" has gotta be my least favorite flavour of bait, who cares what bitches are doing, do you wanna be one you tranny
>>34451938Consider that I may be a singular person and not some sort of amalgamation of every annoying person you've encountered on the internet before.I shame both mercilessly for this kind of behavior.
>>34451943What is the real argument? That someone has hobbies that society deems for young people?
>>34451943>>34451944That was the perfect chadsexual post.>I mean you gotta admit that his sexy body is very impressive
>>34451935sure it's good he's in good shape, the cringe and mentally ill part is his desire to show it off ofc it's more common for women to have this particular flavor of mental illness because many times their whole self worth is solely based on their looks, so it makes sense that mentally ill women have a higher percentage of using physical attractiveness to attentionwhore, which is why a man doing this gives him such a homosexual mentally ill vibe, it's because thats what ran through women past their prime do, which is a very dishonorable display for a man that's supposed to be a mature adult
>>34451946I don't give a shit about this retarded social media bait argument, I'm just tired of men thinking that "BUT WOMEN" is a legitimate argument for anything.
>>34451874Honestly I think women replying to this tweet negatively are just jealous their husbands don't look like this.
>>34451945Okay, but if he didn't post thirst traps online and just hooked up quietly with white women, then you wouldn't shame him. You would just fuck him and move on with your own casually-lived life.
>>34451940>>34451942could you guys be any more disingenuous if you tried? I sure hope this is bait and you're not actually this slow in the head
Want to bury my face between boobs and sniff deeply the in-between, femanons what does the in-between your boobs smell like?
>>34451936Stay with me here all I'm saying is that you need to have the bombs I mean balls and stick to your guns, it doesn't matter as much how you do it or how it goes down as long as it actually does.
>>34451959This sucks though like it really sucks.
>>34451956Do you really believe anyone who is 40 and single should be executed? Marriage and kids is the end-all-be-all of life?
>>34451954This. My husband looks way better than this guy but if he started to post half naked thirst traps on social media I'd have to get a divorce because I'd be too embarrassed to be associated with someone this immature.
>>34451898>>34451904
>>34451962Yes it does let it suck but it'll suck less once it's all said and done
>>34451967Not really
>>34451963at least you stick to the bait, gottta give you that
>>34451958mild musk (sweated in my sleep), granola and sol de janeiro #62
>>34451964What mature hobbies does your husband have
>>34451955I'm man.>Okay, but if he didn't post thirst traps online and just hooked up quietly with white women, then you wouldn't shame him.Indeed. If he didn't post thirst traps, I wouldn't make fun of him for posting thirst traps. You are astoundingly retarded.
>>34451972Getting pegged by a 16 inch strap on dildo
>>34451972He can have any hobbies he wants, the cringe part is the posting about it.
>>34451962It'll suck for like a week tops for that guy, and then he'll move on.
>>34451969You'll breathe easy and you won't have to worry about this anymore.
>>34451981>breathe easynostalgichttps://youtu.be/8Jo7jG--IwU
AI slop clogging my YouTube feed again. Fuck these nigger bots.
My looks are about an 8 out of 10. I've only had one girlfriend, so my body count is just 1. I have penis size scoring in the 99th percentile. Since age is catching up to me and my efforts to find a lifelong partner and wife has fallen flat, I now want to shift goals and just pump and dump as many hot women as possible with this big dick. Women or men, how should I play this? I've never put myself on any dating app before, I assume that's the best place to start. What's the best way to get women that want to have sex on the first or second date?
I realized men have been forced by society to have low standards for women.A man thirst trapping is an ick and an instant relationship ender.A woman doing the same is expected, because of course it is, a woman should SLAY and be obsessed with posting instagram stories at all time, showing her cute face and posing sexily, if you don't like this QUEEN behaviour you're a misogynist and an incel.
>>34451987more bait, huh? what triggered you now?
>>34451987>What's the best way to get women>>34432869
I like the way you look at me, baby. Please don't go and turn out the lights.
>>34451985Youtube is being suicidal with their lack of enforcement against AI slop. Indians slop AI of all kinds across it and normal people won't want to shift through all the garbage, they'll check out, while Youtube will have escalating costs by the deluge of AI slop. The youtube algorithm seems to get easily hijacked by AI slop, even, so youtube is basically killing itself.
>>34451991>A woman doing the same is expected, because of course it is, a woman should SLAY and be obsessed with posting instagram stories at all time, showing her cute face and posing sexily, if you don't like this QUEEN behaviour you're a misogynist and an incel.MNo, that's a turnoff. Speak for yourself, you ball-busted faggot.
>>34451996Let em fuckin burn they did it to themselves
>>34451914any1?
>>34451993thanks>>34451992I'm not
>>34451998Good luck finding a woman without social media.
>>34451991insanely online take, lolif I started posting thirst traps on instagram and my bf didn't break up with me immediately out of pure disgust, I'd lose all respect for him
>>34451979Really >>34451981No because I’ll feel bad for months after again. I know how this goes
>>34452002That's how I've met every woman I've dated, actually.
Girls, when will you get me my palantir drip?
>>34452005>ReallyYes, really. That's beside the point, though.It might sound selfish, but you need to look out for number one: yourself. You aren't going to be happy with that guy, so don't force yourself to lead him on.
>>34452009christmas
>>34452002Were you born sitting at the computer? How did you get like this
>>34452005Perhaps but the reality is you're out of that situation now and he probably cares way less than you do. You can't live life being so concerned about other people's feelings this much
Femanons, would you date a 45 year old man?
>>34452027yeah
>>34452018Like what? How is my take weird?
>>34452018NTA but how does someone's daughter get to the point of being like the other vast majority of women, specifically: a dating app swiper, Instagram poster, supporter of BLM and Palestine, as well as an abortion-as-birthcontrol advocate? How? Offline?
Women I'm coooming
>if I started posting thirst traps on instagram and my bf didn't break up with me immediately out of pure disgust, I'd lose all respect for himdo you only only post them secretly on OF?
Women are male pubes gross
>>34452034>grr Palestine >:(lol you loser
>>34452034nta>There are terminally online women, but their can't possibly be any terminally online men!I take it you live with a handler?>>34452039Pubes in general are gross, male and female.
>>34452042Do you shave
>>34452044When I get too hairy, yes.
>>34452034You really need to actually talk to women and not just read about them on 4chan
>>34452041If they at least understood the Palestine situation, I'd give them credit. Going out with some flags and taking selfies for Insta and then calling men virgins for having a neutral mentality is peak hilarity, however.>>34452051Well, they call you names if they don't agree with you. I prefer avoiding humiliation rituals where the other side believes very strongly that you're <insert insult about not getting women here>
How to get autistic gf like Dr. Mel King?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuaGiNwo01M
>>34452034On this topic I was talking to my friend's wife about her fears of being a mom, and how I felt kind of the same. But it was in a "how the hell did my parents instill virtues in me like not wanting to have a hoe phase or wanting to try every drug under the sun when offered?" Why am I different than the other people who went fucking hog wild as soon as they moved out to college without supervision? Neither of us had an answer.
>>34452048Do you just let it grow until you decide to shave it one day or do you do it regularly
>>34452000HELOP!!!!
>>34452055>they call you namesGrow some balls faggot
>>34452041The '67 Palestine movement is very cultish and being a devotee is easily the biggest red flag of the last few years
>>34452051nta and I admit I rarely talk to women but on family gatherings the women and girls there are always posting instagram shit. Been working from home since covid so I don't remember much of my prior wageslaving life but femoid coworkers were also instagram slaves. In my experience that's just the nature of women.
>>34452010Didn’t I already lead him on? I want to apologize or something>>34452020Well that’s just how I am
>>34452055>Going out with some flags and taking selfies for Insta and then calling men virgins for having a neutral mentality is peak hilarity, however.Performative activism annoys me too, but you're a faggot for sitting on the fence with regards to this issue. Or maybe just the Israeli who posts here, but I repeat myself.
>>34452057>Why am I different than the other people who went fucking hog wild as soon as they moved out to college without supervision?Your parents gave a shit. So many parents are just totally asleep at the wheel; it's crazy.
>>34452060>go and talk to women>they're unnecessarily mean and vindictive>uh oh you just gotta deal with it that's just how things areIf you say so, anon.>>34452067I've been told to cool it with the antisemitism. Doesn't mean I have to support Palestine as a Hamas tool and close my eyes when they deliberately deposit ammunition and rockets underneath children hospital and then cry wolf.
>>34452007High school doesn’t count
>>34452071>Doesn't mean I have to support Palestine as a Hamas tool and close my eyes when they deliberately deposit ammunition and rockets underneath children hospital and then cry wolf.I guess it's a good thing that denouncing the State of Israel's treatment of Palestinians doesn't require that.The IDF created Hamas in the 1980s, also.This supposedly complicated issue isn't nearly as complicated as a lot of people like to pretend it is. There is a clear aggressor and has been for decades.
>>34451874Reply tweet just dropped and the comments seem more neutral compared to the original. I think the issue is the living space. First guy lives in a sardine can and pic related has a decent place so he's probably making more money.Bottom line seems to be their wallets, can any foid confirm?
>>34452057FI ended up that way because I had a deep fear of getting in trouble with my parents and being ridiculed for my choices and now I have nothing and no one in my life
>>34452074Alright, that disqualifies one. I've met most women I've dated through acquaintances or in the workplace.
>>34452064You're not leading him on you'd be leading him on if you stayed without wanting to. It's not a good way to be and you should work on standing up for yourself, look at how this is going, use it as a starting point.
I KNOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH METHAT'S OKAY CAUSE I'VE GOT NO SELF ESTEEM
>It's another "non-arabs and non-jews talk about the middle east because they think it makes them sound smart" episode
>>34452064>Didn’t I already lead him on?No. You would be leading him on if you continue to date him while being uninterested in him.
>>34452086Personally I think the whole place should fall into a giant hole
>>34451978What do you think a married man's social media should look like? Or is the answer he shouldn't really have one?I'm 32 and I was about to post some dumbass sign from the ASL Brood War broadcast onto my story and asked myself- "what am I doing and will this signal anything positive to the single women on my instagram?"
>>34452086Oh, it's not my place as a lowly gentile, is it?I know what I'm talking about, and you don't have shit to say to the contrary beyond these pithy little greentexts.
>>34452062>women and girls there are always posting instagram shitThats pretty normal and not just women that do that. Most people I know will occasionally post on insta. It just depends on how much time they spend doing that stuff. Some people are super addicted. Most people I know don't post like a million things daily.
>>34452093>You must be a Jew! That's the only reason why anyone would criticize me!
>>34452091My husband sometimes posts pics from vacation (just the view, no people in the pics), he mainly uses it to look at memes and organize trips. I think thats a sane way to use it.
>>34452027no thanks>>34452035liar.>>34452039eh. just at least shave
>>34452098What else am I possibly meant to infer from that post? If you're going to talk shit, don't backpedal.
Moids, I just had a nice girthy and healthy bowel movement.Thoughts?
Personally I use the internet to talk to and form one sided parasocial relationships with anonymous "women" on the internet
>>34452103tranny hands
>>34452106Sounds somewhat gay.
>>34452103Happy for you. I had the shits earlier which wasn't the greatest.
>>34452106you're amazing, even if you are a little gay.
>>34452102I dunno, maybe you could infer it as "people who think obsessing over Middle Eastern politics without being Middle Eastern themselves makes them smart are retarded", but I guess only Jews think that according to you.
>>34452082How is it going? I tried and am mad it didn’t work out. I don’t know I should have known from the start >>34452089Is there a number for that
>>34452113I'm not terribly convinced. I don't post on 4chan to seem smart, as inconceivable as that must be to you.
I wanna look into her eyes and tell her how pretty she is
>The erectile tissues are composed of sinusoidal vascular spaces lined with endothelium and surrounded by smooth muscle. During sexual arousal, parasympathetic nervous system activity leads to the release of nitric oxide, causing smooth muscle relaxation and vasodilation. This allows increased blood flow into the corpora cavernosa while venous outflow is restricted, producing an erection (a process known as hemodynamic engorgement).>The penis is encased in layers of fascia and skin, including:>Tunica albuginea: A dense fibrous envelope surrounding the corpora cavernosa, critical for maintaining rigidity by trapping blood within the erectile tissue.>Buck’s fascia: A connective tissue layer that surrounds the erectile bodies and deep vessels.>Neurovascular supply>Arterial supply: Primarily from branches of the internal pudendal artery.>Venous drainage: Through superficial and deep dorsal veins.>Innervation:>Somatic innervation via the pudendal nerve (responsible for sensation and voluntary control).>Autonomic innervation (sympathetic and parasympathetic) regulates erection and ejaculation.women will see this and get aroused wtf.
>>34452118Then why waste your time bitching about random geopolitics that are irrelevant to your life? What's the point beyond wanting to feel "educated' and "in the know"?
I have a friend who dated a guy for a month or two and broke it off because there wasn’t chemistry, but they did everything, and she didn’t feel bad. So why do I feel so bad?
>>34452116>How is it going?Terribly, look at how worked up you are over maybe hurting someone's feelings >I should have known from the startYou couldn't have, don't blame yourself, don't beat yourself up, but don't let things get worse.
>>34452116>Is there a number for thatNo, that's not what I'm saying.You thought you could make it work but have realized after the fourth date that you can't. This doesn't mean you were leading him on before you accepted this, but it does mean you would be leading him on if you went on a fifth date with him.
>>34452122>What's the point beyond wanting to feel "educated' and "in the know"?You really can't imagine that I just genuinely care a lot about this? I have for a very long time. It's not hard to get me talking about this.Do me a favor and give me a list of things I'm allowed to talk about while you're here; it'll save us both a lot of back and forth.
>>34452123Comparing yourself to her is the last thing you should be doing right now
Moids, would you be weirded out if your woman only wore some sort of front laced stays because she thinks whoever came up with static size bras that don't adapt to the female cycle on a daily basis should get executed?
>>34452123You aren't your friend. You might be a little more conflict averse than she is.
>women like socially powerful men>women like men with goals and direction>me with no drive, no socially acceptable interests, and no intent of climing corporate ladders>just want make enough passive income and be left alone
>>34452126>You really can't imagine that I just genuinely care a lot about this?I understand that you care a lot about it, I'm just questioning why you care so much about it that you accuse anyone who criticizes you of being a Jew.>Do me a favor and give me a list of things I'm allowed to talk about while you're here; it'll save us both a lot of back and forth.You're allowed to talk about whatever you want to talk about, and I'm allowed to criticize you if I want. That okay with you, or do only Jews believe that?
>>34452131>Moids, would you be weirded out if your woman only wore some sort of front laced stays because she thinks whoever came up with static size bras that don't adapt to the female cycle on a daily basis should get executed?I find it cute how your body changes so much through a month. a friendly reminder of nature
>>34452133and left alone you will be
>>34452131Nah just wear whatever you find comfortable.
>>34452123Because you don't have the mentality of a slut. Doing 'everything' after only 2 months is disgusting
I cover my mouth in case I breathe on someone. I am afraid of breathing I have no value I am scum
>>34452131As long as we satisfy each others sexual and emotional needs I don't really care.
>>34452121>women will see this and get aroused wtf.is this a jab at fan fiction? because the text is long and descriptive?>>34452133okay. your goal is achieved.
>>34452138Based
>>34452138Master Yoda with the wisdom
>>34452131No, I'd think that was pretty cool.>>34452135>I'm just questioning why you care so much about it that you accuse anyone who criticizes you of being a Jew.My mistake if so, but I honestly still don't believe you. I have spoken to Zionist Jews on this website that have spoken to me like you have chosen to.I might not have suspected you were a Zionist Jew if you hadn't specifically acted like only a Jew or an Arab could possibly understand the issue enough to form an opinion on it.
>>34452141we already breathe the same air and live on the same planet, pack it up
>>34452144>is this a jab at fan fiction? because the text is long and descriptive?? no, I simply posted a long description of a penis. but its true that women like descriptive sex stuff
>>34452124It’s not a maybe, I am definitely going to hurt his feelings. >>34452125I understand >>34452128Life is about comparison it’s honestly all it is >>34452132>>34452140she’s not scared of confrontation and yes she’s much more promiscuous than I ever will be but she’s also beautiful, smarter, talented. She found a boyfriend a week after that. I don’t have the luxury of dumping guys because something isn’t clicking
>>34452147>My mistake if so, but I honestly still don't believe you. I have spoken to Zionist Jews on this website that have spoken to me like you have chosen to. I might not have suspected you were a Zionist Jew if you hadn't specifically acted like only a Jew or an Arab could possibly understand the issue enough to form an opinion on it.So basically "Anyone who criticizes me is a Zionist Jew"? You sound insufferable to be around.
How do you stop thinking about someone who obviously doesn't want you?
>>34452154At least it's mutual. You aren't looking to have a conversation, just to cover your ass.
>>34452152ntaI will confess as a femanon who likes to write erotica, that I do very much enjoy autistically describing penises, vaginas, and boobs.
>>34452156Imagine them doing something you hate
>>34452151Sorry
>>34452159I imagined her kicking a puppy and laughing at it but that just made me sad.
>>34452157And right back to the "UR A JEW" accusations. Holy fuck, people like you are the greatest argument for Zionism just because of how irritating you are.
>>34452153There are ugly fat women who are just as promiscuous. These people are more afraid of being alone than confrontation.
>>34452158thats great. I find it funny that the ramifications of my veins on my penis are actually "attractive" to some women. (talking about a past gf)
>>34452162Imagine her eating the puppy
>>34452152so tl;dr: women are turned on by cocks, big whoop>>34452156stop it, get some help
>>34452153>She found a boyfriend a week after that. I don’t have the luxury of dumping guys because something isn’t clickingI feel the same as a dude that can't just dump a woman because I know it will be another year or so of searching and trying
>>34452163If all it took for you to vouch for an ideology that defends the rape and murder of civilians and the complete control of my own government by a foreign power was an unpleasant conversation on 4chan, I doubt you were very far from it to begin with.Truly, I have no idea who you think you're fooling.
>>34452156If you talk to her frequently limiting contact helps. Or think about her flaws. Maybe one of them will make you like her less.Ultimately you just gotta come to terms with the fact shes not interested and slowly let go. Also this might take a while and it's really cancer.
>>34452169Exactly. Like who am I to suddenly be picky when I finally found someone to give me the time of day
>>34452161i read this in a tone that feels like a sad puppy, now you need to be embraced until you freak out.
>>34452170Yes obnoxious people who constantly shove their politics I don't care about in my face will in fact make me not want to support their cause and support the "evil people". It's the main reason I'll never become vegan. Learn to be less obnoxious with your politics retard.
>>34452175So sorry to disturb you, anon.
I’m eating dog food
>all these shitposts about israel and palestinehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776796177623310.mp4
>>34452181Stop being obnoxious and shoving you're politics in my face bro. I'm evil now because of u. You did this.
>Waaaahhhh, people don't like it when I shove my politics in their face and aren't immediately convinced to join my cause, waaaaah
>>34452186you're more obnoxious than any poltard could ever be
>>34452167Who are you talking to
Almost went one (1) day without thinking about Israel award
>>34452188That guy is the average poltard. Most of that board is like that
>Not wanting to talk about geopolitics and daring to criticize people for wanting to talk about them makes be both a Zionist Jew and a /pol/tardFascinating.
>>34452192I made it a whole weekend at one point this year
>>34452195You have an awfully funny way of showing that you don't want to talk about politik eye tee tee.
>>34452201You could've just ignored my earlier sarcastic greentext anon. I will in fact call someone a retard if they act retarded towards me.
>>34452180dog food is so delicious, you deserve a treat
>>34452190That was a post agreeing that doing 'everything' with someone just because they are pressured, is wrong and anon should protect their innocence.
>>34452206Did you do anything other than this today?
>>34452212Anon, you just need to ignore me. Why do you feel the need to respond to me every time? This will end as soon as you stop seething about me.
>>34452217Haha, I thought as much.
>>34452220Shhh, anon, it's okay. Not everybody cares about the same shit you care about. Just chill out and listen to some music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0
Remember, it's lame and gay to pay attention to Israel's crimes. Ignoring flagrant crimes against humanity is the based and apolitical viewpoint.
>>34452210Who was being pressured
>>34452224No shit, right? Thanks anon.
>I-I'm not seething about being called out for my obnoxious politics! Shut up!
>>34451245Hnnnnng
>>34452233I don't think I ever made any attempt to mask my obvious anger and contempt for you.Can someone ban me and this guy already?
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
all the israel-palestine posts are one person arguing with himself
