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Men are you stupid?
>>34461090What'd I do
>>34461090Yes.
>>34461090Ye
What now femanons?
I lied this is the real thread
I wanna whisper something into her ear and make her giggle
>>34461088How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?
plap
>>34461090I try not to be
>>34461105I play both sides
wtf all my important thoughts gone forever
>>34461105Threadbros... We WON.
>>34461108If you take out a book from the library and it turns out boring is that sad? Do you cry? No, you bring it back and grab another. If you didn't like each other you didn't much "connect" in the first place, especially if you've only been seeing each other for a few weeks.
>>34461090And big babies usually
>>34461118Women, if you were a book from the library which one would you be?
And as your shrinking figure blows a kiss, I catch and smash it on my lips
>>34461073>post gobs
If anon is gonna be so gay about his break up the least he could do is write some shitty poetry or a song about it.State GenderAgree or Disagree?
>>34461125That's pretty awesome.
>>34461125Nta but I remember you posting this like a year or two ago and I’m just as enamored by it now as I was then.So much so that I’m considering picking up the hobby as well
>>34461118>is that sad?Yes.. I never said I don't like just that we probably aren't compatible and shouldn't extend this
>>34461127
Can you tell someone is upset that you are looking at them?
>>34461133Sort of. If they've noticed me, then chances are they're upset. People really do not like me.
>>34461127As OP of that thread I can tell you confidently,Wrong thread and wrong person
>>34461125Incredible work
VILTRUMITES!
>>34461125Did you make the goblin yourself?
>>34461133MOn account of my probably mild autism, no
>>34461139Never watched this show or read the comic but I don't like it because James Gunn ripped it off for his shitty Superman movie.
>>34461138>>34461129>>34461128Thanks anons. Yeah I made that one a while ago but it's one of my favorites, and first goblin.>>34461140No, I just painted it, but I made the tree from scratch. It was actually originally just a project to make the tree and the goblin came after.
>>34461139"MARRY AND REPRODUCE!"
>>34461130Not everyone's gonna click, not every shirt is gonna fit not every puzzle piece will slot together. It's not really sad it's just life. What sad about it, what are you losing. I remember you saying something along those lines. What kind of compatibility issue is it?
>>34461125Excellent gob
>>34461133Depends on the person. Generally yes, but some people try harder and/or are better at hiding it. When you don't know a person well that makes it harder too as you have no real frame of reference for how they show or process emotions. I have known people that were always kind of grumpy in a upbeat way that was their normal, but looking at their face without knowing that I would've thought them pissed off... Most reliable for me is when I don't make the conscious observation that they seem angry, I just look at their face and go "whew I remember feeling like that once", when you just recognize it without being able to articulate what exactly you recognize.
>>34461143Do you use these for DnD or TTRPGs or just display them? Also what series is the goblin from? I wanna try paint something fantasy like this
>>34461133Yeah
>>34461152A friend I guess, we got on pretty well. That is rare I don't really mesh well with othersDifferent value/virture/wahtever
I love her goofy laugh
>>34461159How?
Chat, what kind of romance do you prefer?
>>344611644
>>34461163Their vibe gets tenser
How's boob sweat season treating you so far ladies?
>>34461168I sweatted my bra full earlier today. I love AC.
>>34461156I mean like, do you notice that they are mad you are looking at their appearance?
>>34461155thx>>34461158No, I just paint minis. I don't play ttrpgs or 40k or anything like that. This is from a large lineup of (Frankly mostly nsfw) goblin minis from a seller called Twin Goddess Miniatures. But you can just hop on etsy and find a bazillion 3d printed mini resellers for anything you want.
>>34461164I have a soft spot for 2.
>>34461164The kind where the woman is addressing the listener directly, which let's me self insert the most.
>>34461175Yeah sometimes I can tell from stuff like their gaze (slightly narrowed eyes with a "hard" gaze, the opposite of how people's eyes can look really soft if they watch someone or something they find very cute), stuff like clenching the jaws or sucking in their lips. Obviously there is overlap with other emotions, especially just feeling tense in the anxious sense can look similar to anger in some people I think. But you also learn just by observing and finding out (sometimes) if you were right or not, e.g. because the person you saw that seemed angry picked up the phone and now you can also tell from their voice they're indeed angry. If you do this a lot you can refine your first impression and become more accurate.
>>34461160An almost sucks but at the end of the day it's either an it works or an it doesn't. You tried to build something, it didn't work which was fine, but again that doesn't mean you lost anything, it just means something wasn't there. And I think you'd agree that it's a little ridiculous to ask him to change stuff like that about himself so early on no.
>>34461164Maybe 1 or 4. But I like all of them
>>34461139>>34461144season 1 of the anime (not the comics, which are bad) was really good because it broke down the DC universe and rebuilt it into one real and interesting version of events that moved and developed quickly and intelligently.everything else has been shitdrips
Men, how long is your dick?How thick is your dick?Does it have Fordyce spots?Does it have pearly penile papules?Does it curve left or right?Does it curve upwards or downwards?Is it cut?
>>34461191Like 6-6.5"idkidkidkstraightupwardscut
I'm gonna take a nap and think of holding her
I hate that being a man you are expected to be the bad guy to get women.
As much as I'd like to ask this girl out I think I might just try to slide into her DMs instead since I haven't seen her on campus in over a monthThink that's reasonable?
>>34461201God, moids are such cowards
>>34461188>anime
>>34461204Do you want me to go ask our mutual friend where I can find her instead?
>>344611917"5.5"SomeA fewDoesn't curve left or rightUpwardsUncut.
>>34461201I wouldn't do this. If you really can't wait, at least frame it as that you miss seeing her around and hope everything's okay.
>>34461204i agree with you in general, but as non coward male who actual asks out girls in person i can tell you that the successrate isnt exactly high and im decent looking, some girls can be absolute bitches, too
>>34461212Yes
okay girls what i actually REALLY REALLY meant to ask was:what kind of vibe do you like on a first date?what does chemistry look like for you?
>>344611915 meters, 50cm, what? what? left of course you bitchno im not a sandnigger
>>34461215Aren't men supposed to be warriors who don't fear shit?
>>34461217Ok, I'll ask her on Monday. I won't even ask if she knows if she has a bf.>>34461214Yeah, that makes sense.
>>344611915.5"4.5"somenononoyes (But been restoring it via stretching on and off for a few years to pretty fair results)
>>34461222fear is a human trait, instilled for survival too probably so its normaland as i said, i dislike cowards, too, but in our society i can attest, that its kind of understandable that many just dont bother, you girls arent rewarding it much. some are absolute cunts
>>34461090>Men are you stupid?Sorry, I don't understand the question.
I shouldn’t have had Indian food for lunch, now my asshole is on fire when I poop. I should’ve just had something normal
>>34461222Rejection can be more traumatic than rape. It's essentially a female saying that she wants you to die alone and won't even grant you 1 date. There's a reason females themselves avoid asking guys out. Rejection is brutal.
My butthole will be washed and I’ll be going to a bar and getting laid tonight
>>34461176Thanks. I looked at this series and the designs are really cool. Not painted a lot of stuff before just a few 40k minis so I might try one. I'll look on etsy as well see what I can find
>>34461191>how long is your dick?4">How thick is your dick?4" circumference>Fordyce spots?I don't think so.>pearly penile papules?Yes>curve left or right?Left>curve upwards or downwards?Upwards>Is it cut?No
>>34461227>>34461231this is the same faggot poster
>>34461184Yup Im alloowed to be sad about it
>>34461228So what? You are stronger and you can beat up most women
>>34461237your reply is that if a man is rejected he should just beat up the woman? lmao
>>34461218For the record I know this is a lot but the absolute ideal for me is when the guy is just both very present but also very relaxed. Where he is engaged and animated, ideally you get a vibe he's finding you very attractive, but the conversation is its own goal, that he is actually having fun.Obviously this is about the first thing that goes out of the window if you're very nervous, at least at the start of the date, and that's totally understandable and fine. But the great thing about it is when the person you're with is relaxed and you can tell they're in it for the ride and they will survive any respectful outcome, it allows you to also stop wondering if you are leading him on/what you want to exude to match your level of interest, and to just actually feel what it's like to be with this person, how they make you feel and whether you want more of that. I feel this happens a lot more when both people on the date are not that young anymore and more experienced. But anyway when it happens the great thing is when you can tell the other person is okay with themselves and not hung up on the outcome in an unhealthy way, that really helps with focusing on your own experience and being more present and in the moment yourself, which makes chemistry much more likely.
>>34461240No, it's that men are more scary for women than the other way around
>>34461232Good luck.
>>34461243well that has nothing to do with rejection
>>34461222Only a few the rest are slaves and cannon fodder
Ay moids, you got a marlboro black?
>>34461168Seconding the soaked sports bra. One I thought I would stay cool in, too
>>34461236Just don't sulk or let it get to you or make you do stupid stuff Were you excited for it or something
>>34461168Ask me again in July It's only like 60 out today
>>34461243>>34461249Her point is that men have less to fear by logic and RULES OF NATURE™woman rejects you -> you can overpower her and make her yours anywayvs you reject a man -> you can't over power a man if he doesn't accept your rejectionIt's not about whether you should rape (you shouldn't duh) but the fact that The Implication will always exist.
>>34461253I used to smoke reds.
>>34461253I bet you love sucking on those
womens how often do you think about cock?
GenderWould you be ok with your partner going to another country with their friends for 2 weeks?
>>34461266If you as a woman think most women you see are attractive you are probably just lesbian.
>>34461280Saar
>>34461253dont smoke
>>34461271Is this like a girls trip to Jamaica thing
>>34461280NOOOOOO THE SPONSORS PLEASE THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK BOARD YOU'RE GONNA GET US DEMONETIZED!!!!!
>>34461275kek, I hadn't even considered this.But yeah if a guy were going around like >bro, wtf, where are all the hot chicks? All I see are perfectly sexy, masculine hot dudes in my city.that would definitely come off as very suspicious. Sounds a lot like the looksmaxxing community.
>>34461280Ewwwwww is that what a girls butthole looks like?
>>34461271FI mean I'd be worried about him getting mugged depending on where he's going but why would I not be ok with it?
Women would you bite your moid
I wasted my youth and will never find organic love now. Genders that are still young. Just go find social leagues and volunteer and stuff.
>>34461271M. My hypothetical partner you mean? Yes.
>>34461090ye i flunked out of college in the first year calculus courses lol
>>34461280I don't get how some dudes can see this and be like yeah I'd rather stick my dick in the hole where shit comes out. you have to be sick in the head. Mentally ill.
>>34461289That's the best case scenario.
>>34461295I've let go of that dream
>>34461299Porn had it as a thing because it was taboo, and the pornbrained moids got tricked into thinking it was a real sex act and not just something people would use to rape people and humiliate them.
>>34461191Eh, fuck it I'm anonymous>5.75">5.5">Yeah they freaked me out when I first noticed them>No>Neither>Maybe a bit downwards?>Yes, unfortunately
How do you feel about space colonization?
>>34461308I've been watching porn for a while and it's never appealed to me
>>34461295I saw these posts when I was young. It didn't matter because people just disliked me. But the funny thing is that after giving up fully, I'm getting more attention now by not caring about anything.
>>34461308some girls are into it, too, dont think its just a porn meme
>>34461310I love it for no reason
>>34461310Nothing I will ever be a part of.
Has a femanon ever linked her pussy in the thread?
>>34461324I've posted a pic of my loser exbf before, if that counts.
>>34461327This is why you never date a femanon.
>>34461310Cool concept but too impractical imo
She swears I'm just prey for the femaleWell then hook me up and throw me baby cakesCause I like to get hooked
>>344611641 or 4>>34461222We're still humans. We fear shit we're just not allowed to show it or we get rejected by society as a whole.>>34461271MYeah but I would like to keep some regular form of contact. Worries, you know? You never know the kind of trouble she'll run into.>>34461299>>34461308If I can use it to please her or if she's willing to use it to please me then it's just another weapon in the arsenal
>>34461346>If I can use it to please her or if she's willing to use it to please me then it's just another weapon in the arsenalI can understand that. But let me tell you - she doesn't want your penis in her butt. If she does, it's because guys convinced her in the past that it's something that will make you like her more, which is a bad thing.
WomenWhy do you shame men for wanting women to make the first move or approach more but at the same time you expect us ro treat you as equals and the same as men. You want gender roles "for thee but not for me"
>tfw no femanon gf
>>34461354I dunno what you're talking about, I don't shame men for any of that shit. What I do shame men for is whining about wanting a girlfriend and then never doing anything about it.
>>344611917"5"NoNoa bit lefta bit downwardIt's cut but I still have a lot of foreskin, it covers half the head when soft
It's been three hours. No response. I'm already understanding that it's over.Shame, she was pretty.
>>34461191I have fordyce spots and papules, therefore the other questions are too embarrassing to answer. It's not like any woman would touch this without a condom that obscures the papules (or at all).
Both gendersAt what age do you consider a boy a man and a girl a woman?
>>34461370FIgnoring legal definitions, I'd say sometime around your mid 20s.
>>34461368Women don't care about that stuff. They don't even know what fordyce spots or papules are.
>>34461354No, I agree with you that women should be more open to it. And I think men need to stop being told to shoot their shot at any and all times regardless of how inappropriate the setting is. There are some dynamics that at least unless society changes, do effect dating, like how men attack and harm or stalk women when they are rejected.The dynamic I don't like or think imbalances things the way some women do is stuff like >well MY job was to put in effort into looking pretty for the date, so yes of course I expect the guy to payAnd I've heard that a lot, as though that's the transaction that matters? I find it fundamentally a toxic mindset. Not to say Girls shouldn't look pretty on dates if the want, and don't need to argue about splitting the bill, and the guys should be able to split the bill if they want, or not feel like a loser if the girl pays or whatever else, but those things just aren't that important to gender as much as we do.
>>34461256I had zero expectations for it at all I showed up because I had given up and said fuck it and I didn’t put any effort and it still went better than the ones where I tried. It all just makes me mad
>>34461373They apparently don't care about oral, hence they're perhaps unlikely to notice. Up close those things are clearly jarring.
>>34461339The clock is set for nine
>>34461191>Does it have Fordyce spots?>Does it have pearly penile papules?First time in my life I hear about these
>>34461368Femanons, is this true? Do you find them disgusting?
>>34461382But you know you're gonna make it eight
>>34461365The other chicks except for one aren't talking anymore. It's been at least 12 hours with barely any woman talking to me.I guess orbiterchads here were right. It's over. I'm gonna make my Plex server.
>>34461390I had to look up fordyce spots, and I'm not gonna lie they look pretty gross. Pearly penile papules look kinda neat though.
Golly, Femanon, no weekend plans? I was going to watch Drive (starring Ryan Gosling) for the 18th time. If you want, you could come over and watch it with me, and maybe we could order some Thai food too!
>>34461380I've put a fair few dicks very close to my face and never noticed any there's literally no way none of the dicks had them if they're supposedly extremely common. I genuinely did not notice them.
>>34461395I don't really like car movies, but thanks.
Anons would you be mad if I sneezed on you? The Pollening began today.
"You're such a good boy for mommy"
>>34461394>Pearly penile papules look kinda neat though.Some think they're a vestigial remnant of when our penises had spines.
Just saw five WW2 era planes fly in formation over my house.
wtf an atoga just flew over my house
>>34461411Is it happening?
>>34461416No, it's just ANZAC day.
Have these threads become worse over time?
>ywn be heightmogged by your crushits extremely over desu
>>34461242thanks for the response!! i'm inexperienced and in my early 30s and looking to get into dating. i love being playful and entertaining people so hopefully that'll invite good chemistry, you make it seem like it would :D
>>34461408Yes you are.
>>34461394actually surprised you didnt find both gross lil
>>34461191me ugh>7.5">6.8" circum>no>no>no>up, if I measured along the bottom instead of top it's 8" length>yes
>women also talk in a 0-10 scale about menGrim.
What if both men and women are actually generally cringe, though?
>as a man you afe supposed to be assertive and confrontive and creepy and badically harass women to ask them out to have a chance with them>your only alternative is to be extremely hot top 10% because those are the only men that get approached and asked out by womenI hate being male so much.
>>344611914 inchesno ideaidkidknoupwardsunfortunately
>>34461370mi'm more a dog than a boy or man :/
>>34461443Good news anon, you've been isekaied into this world from whatever nightmare world you were from before!
>>34461443Fuck! Typos! I am typing on phone and it's so shit!
>>34461448*throws stick*
>>34461442Disgusting imageYou must have a disgusting soul to find that appealing
Anons?..
>>34461455ha ha, very funny. i would go grab it only to make sure you can't have it
>>34461442Not gonna lie but I did feel somethings for Medina in my middle school emo phase.>>34461460Washer and dryer set?
>>34461468Wow phone it’s Midna.
Women, is spontaneity sexy?
>>34461072Women, What signs you take that makes you decrease the bar from romance to just casualness
>>34461262>>34461264>>34461283Just memeing, this granny in hospice care was repeating it to the nurses all funny.
>>34461293Can I just nibble him tenderly.
>>34461484Yes
>>34461500>this granny in hospice careYeah I know you said it.
Where is everyone tonight?
>>34461511No one's talking about anything interesting.
>>34461511It's lunchtime and I'm about to make a sandwich.
>>34461090I'm only socially retarded
Can any females chime in here? Should we really just look over at you without saying anything in order to gauge your interest? seems like it'd be creepy af.>>34458382
>>34461426I know a girl who was 5'6" when we started talking but grew to 5'8" later on.I'm 5'7".
>>34461511Tonight I'm reading books (E.T.A. Hoffmann's Strange Stories), watching movies (Anthony Hopkins in A Doll's House), playing video games (Grim Fandango), and only checking /atoga/ for quick breaks in between.Atoga more like SLOWtoga.
>>34461271MaleDepends on who the friends are, what the country/trip is, and whether we're married or not (it's less appropriate if we're already married, doubly so if we have kids).There are 2 things that are dealbreakers no matter what:-Male "friends"-Shithole countries and/or places whose only draw is hedonism, like Dubai
>>34461508
Ideal female body.
>>34461528I can't decide if the zoomer ability to multitask is impressive or if the zoomer need for diversion from their diversions of diversion is extremely worrying.
btw
>>34461511
>>34461521thats not really the steep enough difference i am imaging in my head but still kino
Either genderYou receive a phone call from the mob saying they have [your romantic interest] and you have one hour to meet them outside of town or else. What do you do?
>>34461536I'm 37 years old and I'm not multitasking.~90 minutes for a movie.~60 minutes for a vidya.~90 minutes for a book unless I fall asleep first.Wish me luck.
>>34461544meet up, capitulate enough to secure [my romantic interest] and then find some way to fuck them over
>>34461535That's me in a corset or if I ever get abdominal surgery.
What's the dating app etiquette for liking a vague acquaintance? Seen a cute girl on Hinge, but I've met her once before and seen her on social media a lot because she's good friends with 2 of my friends, but I don't "know" her personally. Do I reference meeting her before or just act like she's a stranger?
>>34461532I wonder if there's a guy who wants women to do that with his dick.
>>34461546None of those time estimates make sense.
Femanon, would you like it if your bf was like this?
>>34461535BV hands
>>34461559Why is he wearing a turban at the end?
>>34461493Why is it so fucking hard to just get an answer in this shit fucking general
>>34461568No offense but your post was written in broken English and was hard to understand.
>>34461559nag but why is he in a diaper?
>>3446137025
This actor is funny to me, he was married twice to conventionally attractive women then in his 50s he's like "I've been thinking about what I really want, I'm gonna marry DJ Qualls."
>>34461559Nah. Spanking is for during sex. And a specific kind only.
>>34461557I'm sure there is and he is not attractive in the slightest.
femanos, i'm bored :|
>>34461579Then ask us a bullshit question.
>>34461577
>>34461568saar mother bitch respond to me bloody fuck you!!!
>>34461422They've definitely become slower. I had more fun in the past but maybe it was me
>>34461206it's just a western anime, no need to yank on your dingleberries over it
>>34461566>>34461571The only context is that he's offering to be rhe slave of the girl cat Guessing it's some kind of race thing
>>34461072Women why do you have hair (body and head)? Hair is a sign of masculinity so why do (non-lesbians) have any hair.
>>34461602I think women's body hair is beautiful.
Men, have you ever considered that it's possible for women to have issues with men based of genuine lived experience and not because they were brainwashed?
>>34461377Maybe it's a lesson going forward, be a little more loose with it.
>>34461581okay
>>34461605What about head hair?
>>34461582Lmao no.
>>34461535Looks like she'd balloon up after kids
>>34461602>Judge for yourselves: Is it proper for a woman to pray to God with her head uncovered? Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him, but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For long hair is given to her as a covering.
femanos thoughts on the elusive "golden retriever boyfriend" archetype
>>34461620I don't know if >he's that type.
>>34461606Yes.
>>34461612Yes.
>>34461582Rolling sleeves doesn't really work when you have noodle arms
>>34461619Cool quote She must have written a lot of interesting stuff I feel the feminine perspective coming through.I think women have the right to choose if they want to bald or men
>>34461625So you like masculine women?
>>34461625She looks gross
Women, would you fuck a a guy who had no arms and legs? Like his hands and feet are just floating like Rayman.
Women,hai :3
Women would/do you wrap your leg around your moid when you cuddle
>>34461629Having body hair is not a gendered trait, both men and women have body hair.
>>34461638Having more body hair is a masculine trait. Therefore having less is feminine, ultimately concluding at having none.
and that's why I love bush!
>>34461638You misunderstand all hair is masculine culturally.Like how men can get tits too if they get fat
>>34461634Henlo
>>34461643You're so full of shit.
>>34461635Ye
>>34461640>Therefore having less is feminine, ultimately concluding at having none.That's like saying women are shorter than men so it's more feminine if a woman is literally subatomic.
The only thing more cruel than making women so pretty was putting them everywhere and making me want one even though I'm an ambassador on the board of cellies. Why is God so evil?
>>34461646No fat men actually start to develop breast tissue as the fat cells release estrogen. Fat men get breast cancer at surprising high ratesYou can look it up.I'm not bullshitting
>>34461646Nothing wrong with liking the masculine and virilized. Women do it every day. No need to be upset. >>34461649Logic would dictate that shorter is more feminine but we both know that's an absurd and impossible premise.
FRANKLY MR SHANKLY THIS POSITION IVE HELD
>>34461654>Logic would dictate that shorter is more feminine but we both know that's an absurd and impossible premise.So are dwarves more feminine than regular women?
>>34461653What's with these Reddit ass comics you keep posting
>>34461653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQ9H_yI7CE
>>34461661It's art!
>>34461620How does that translate to our sex life?
>>34461660yes pic illustrates the loss of femininity hair causes
>>34461650How dare you not be a femanon ambassador and be a safe person women can talk to?You deserve your ugly.
>>34461660Again that's an absurd premise taken to the extreme. Dwarfism is an abnormality, removal or body hair has been around for millennia.
>>34461631No. Floating hands/feet are scary.but I would amputate my (non-existent) boyfriend's limbs to keep him as a little pet. I'd take good care of him of course.(if you saw the error I made, no you didn't hehe)
I will be an ambassador to women, you can talk to me and if I get an erection I won't mention it.
>>34461675>femanon ambassadorA what
Guess who
>>34461683She's purple though
>>34461679*snapsnap*Question
>>34461687How wide is your ass?
Boyfriend says she reminds him of me. Is this a good thing? Shes kinda ugly.
>>34461691Looks fierce.
M. I hope you are all having a nice day anons :)
>>34461691Low key looks like Robin Weigert.
>>34461686>#9999FFnot exactly
>>34461691I think shart's cute
Why do women thing I'm gay?
>>34461635Yeah, sometimes. He likes to be little spoon. Bastard.>>34461620I have one and I love him to death. They really do exist and its magical. >>34461602I like my body hair. Just feels mature.>>34461693I hope youre having a good day too anon, and if youre not I hope it gets better, you seem nice.>>34461696Yeah HER HER!! Whats she like??? Why u like her?
>>34461350>it's because guys convinced her in the past that it's something that will make you like her more, which is a bad thing.I'm curious, could you elaborate on the last part? In a more abstract relational sense? Relationships, at least to me, are about carefully building trust, trading vulnerabilities, and exchanging acts of love between these vulnerabilities to experience highs that aren't reasonable to risk obtaining from just about any other person. To me, this sounds like she wants to do something to gain my approval, so she's putting herself at risk by doing something vulnerable, and is expecting a reward for it. That sounds like a normal thing to do in a healthy relationship and the normal response would be to reciprocate that vulnerable act in kind. It only sounds bad to me when one person is constantly opening up while the other just siphons the affection off and offers nothing in return. Is there a key detail I'm missing here?
>>34461688I'm at 57" now.... uh oh
>>34461700*think
Men would you take a woman back if she left you for someone else but she admitted you were absolutely better in every single way and realized there is no one in the world who is above you after all, you are the true love of her life, and she wants to marry you?
>>34461661VaguepostingAnd using /atoga/ and 4plebs as an image archiver for future shitposting
>>34461704*blood flow redirects suddenly*
>>34461706Not bloody likely.
>>34461691>>34461696was gonna say she's kinda cute and it's probably a compliment (don't recognize the character) but then i thought about if my bf said the same thing to me and i got mad. beat his ass sis
>>34461671In my experience golden retriever guys tend to be munches and care more about their partner's pleasure than their own. However, this also means they are subject to performance anxiety and may need extra encouragement.
Moids (affectionate)What type of cosplay lingerie do nerdy guys like? Like bunny girls or succubi, for example.
>>34461716This makes no sense.
>>34461706Lmao, I'm not putting up with his sloppy seconds
>>34461711This is doordash's fault! It gave me every order with stairs today and the goddamned town center is getting repaved and forcing me to use the garage with three flights of stairs. It's making my butt bigger.
>>34461620>elusivethese are the only guys who like me. i would not wish this on my worst enemy
>>34461716I dont get jealous over fictional characters. Besides, he only likes her because she reminds him of me anyway.
>>34461722Too coomerish I don't want her wearing costumes. Maybe socks or stockings or stuff like that but no costumes
>>34461727If I walk behind a woman on stairs how do I make sure she doesn't think I'm looking at her ass?
>>34461722Find out who his waifu is. If a girl dressed up as stocking anarchy for me I'd be putty in her hands.
>>34461737Repeat “I’m not looking at your ass” until you reach the top
>>34461738Thats the problem. He doesnt really have waifus, nor does he watch porn. He just really liked my vampire costume so I kinda wanna try out some others.>>34461732God forbid a couple have some fun.
>>34461730>I dont get jealous over fictional charactersdamn i really wish this was me. it's funny because i don't jealous over real people. probably because i'm so sure no one real would settle for him
>>34461717Are they incapable of being rough or taking the initiative? I don't want a bf who needs me to lead him around on a leash all the time.
>men are only interested in me when im cold and detached why are you faggots like this i hate you. im a devoted lover not a nonchalant demon
>>34461700Are you feminine
>>34461757Same but with women
>>34461749Hard to go wrong with maid outfits.
>>34461606Yeah, unfortunately I know a fair number of women with that kind of experience. It makes you really appreciate the ones who are trying their best to stay hopeful despite the struggle. It's inspiring and saddening>>34461706I'm a believer that actions speak louder than words. She is speaking good words but that isn't guaranteed to override her deafening actions. Trust is worth its weight in gold and it's very consequential to lose it.>>34461722That's hard to say. I'm a sucker for variety to keep each session spicy, you know? Here's a sexy idea: make him a schedule for each session. One day will be bunny girl day, the next one will be succubus day... etc. Something to keep him constantly thinking about you will do wonders.>>34461757Sounds like you keep attracting people with insecure attachment styles
>>34461737Just stay out of range.
>>34461766its the worst. I want a lover too!!!>>34461772>attracting people with insecure attachment stylesidk why!!! what did i do to deserve this God?
>>34461764How do you define that?I'm 6'3" and covered in body hair.But I'm also skinny and generally try to be nice to people.
>>34461757i used to be a simp but avoidant men have turned me avoidant too. i am so bad that i turn the most avoidant guys anxious. so maybe i am fixing them for the rest of you guys. you're welcome
>>34461756Oh yeah I guess we differ there. Maybe its not a strict rule, but it does seem like theyre often submissive.>>34461769Wow... I want him to wear one too. Muscle maid...>>34461776u guyz should kithfemcel x incel>>34461777Why do you ask this every thread tho? Are you perhaps autistic? Autistic men tend to seem a little gay no matter what.
>>34461780they're only doing that for you not me>>34461781I would date an incel if he had a good heart beneath the exterior
>>34461700if a guy respects me and treats me like i'm a human being with independent thoughts and experiences that have nothing to do with men he is usually gay. it's why we love gay men btw
>>34461781I don't need a strictly dominant guy, but I could never date a guy who can't nut up when I need him to.
>>34461783what if I'm not an incel? (as in I don't agree with their ideologies)
>>34461781>Muscle maidEver read Empowered?
Under the table landscaping job, zyn nicotine pouches, and a MILF girlfriend who is ten years older than me. Life is great.
>>34461787even better!
>>34461786>but I could never date a guy who can't nut up when I need him to.This is why I don't want a relationship, I need to have the option to puss out. I don't want to be standing on business 24/7.
>>34461783What do you consider a good heart?
>>34461722>bunny girls or succubifor me, these. anything that shows the enthusiasm for sexo, which these do directly
Men do you care if your gf follows thousands of guys who post thirst traps, likes shirtless/workout pics, etc? She says it's okay if you do too
>>34461788No, I dont read comics, sry!>>34461789HELL YEAH BRO!!! There has never been a better time to be a milf.>>34461793>This is why I don't want a relationshipOh come on now, you can find a nice lady wholl take good care of you. Give milfs a chance, for example. ;)
>>34461780>avoidant menGayest shit I can imagine.
>>34461558Skill issue.What a neat little movie, that was a good use of an hour and a half of my time.
>>34461799>Give milfs a chance, for example. ;)I'm too old for "milfs", a milf is just a woman my age.
>>34461781This is my first time ever posting this ever in one of these threads "tho". Autistic people tend to see patterns that aren't there.
>>34461798Nah wtf, I'm dating a tranny
>>34461090My name is not stupid, my name is joey you bitch hoe
>>34461784Is reading this like>if a guy is not interested in me but is still polite and friendly I will just assume he is gaywrong?
>>34461790neat!
>>34461784>tfw gayzoned
>>34461806Damn theres a lot of gay ass mfs then.>"tho"Nothing wrong with slang. I can speak eloquently, but I choose not to. Grammar policing is hella autistic tho.>>34461807Do incels really find it so unfathomable that a woman could be attracted to a man?>>34461805...and ur still pussin out? jfc dude.
>>34461798I don't have a gf but if I did and she did this I would care. Also I wouldn't want to follow guys who post shirtless workout pics so it's not really a good compromise.
>>34461799>No, I dont read comics, sry!There's a character in it called the Maidman. He's a Batman parody who dresses as a maid and beats up criminals with a broom.
>>34461819I can not be autistic but I choose not to so what's you're big problem about it?
>>34461810hi joey
>>34461819>...and ur still pussin out? jfc dude.You never stop pussing out, you just learn to convince yourself that you actually didn't care about whatever it was.
>>34461819Thousands of accounts is Gooner territory and she should be gooning to me not some Chad on twitter
>>34461827Hahaha thats rly cute.>>34461829>you'rekek
>>34461810Hi joey
but why did you leave me? :(
>>34461653ngl it was pretty eyeopening when I understood that her being 'hot and cold' with me was just her ovulating and then presumably getting embarrassed with how much she flirted and got physical with me despite us only being friends.
>>34461832Thats actually really sad. Im sorry. :(Hope things turn around for you.>>34461834Okay true actually. Thousands is craaazy
>>34461794Having a strong sense of justice, protective over loved ones/the vulnerable, contributes to making the world a better place. Not Christian but morals aligned with Jesus basically
>>34461841oh thats why women do that?
>>344618192 out of 3 women hate mencan a graph be an incel?
>>34461815I say neat all the time!
>>34461798I'm going to get jealous eventually, but that's because I drop any porn habits I have for her out of my own principles.
>>3446179324/7 isn't necessary. But being always unwilling to go outside your comfort zone is just as crazy as that.
>>34461847Idk how to explain to maybe 50% of men that they're not doing enough to like women.
Why did they transform you into a pedophile, instead of a human being? What did they do to you?
>>34461830>>34461836why you say YES for? Whats there to yes? to yes to joey is stupid????
wtf I just noticed I can see my heartbeat on my neck
>>34461844You are the wild bird that eats the mustard seed when it is sown but nests in it's branches when it is grown into a tree.
>>34461861I love schizoposters sm
Please never die or stop posting(even infrequently), anons. I need you. I <3 u.
>>34461847MI think the truth is that they manipulated the sample size of women for this clickbait result
>>34461862Moshi moshi jewy-san.
>>34461848haha me too
>>34461865why are you insulting me?
genderare you an incel or are you just hopelessly single right now?
>>34461853Why do I have to do anything to like women?
bf who watches in awe as i eat an entire bag of cuties in one sitting
>>34461873I'm GOING to go out tonight and sit around cool bars from 10PM-12Am for the 0.0000000001% chance of meeting my dream girlfriend.
>>34461867sometimes I think you guys are the only thing keeping me sane
>>34461847>Exist>People hate youSuch is life
if you want to see something absolutely bizarre and insane, wait for a girl to be at maximum ovulation then adamantly deny her sex. Incredible thing to witness
>>34461853Are you having a stroke?
>>34461877I'm going to do the same but I'm gonna pretend I'm a cool main character in some sci-fi novel
>>34461873MActual truecel. You guys have nothing on me.
What are some discontinued foods or drinks that you loved and wish would come back?
Women, how ugly is it if a guy has big nipples? Who here nipple-cel?
>>34461883This is one of her more coherent posts
>>34461875Love, love is a verbLove is a doing word
>>34461873Mjust single, I just got over my ex and I would like to enjoy my life after being miserable for an entire year
>>34461873I don't hate women, so just hopelessly single
>>34461876Your pussy temperature will be scalding with all that vitamin C sis.
>>34461873FIncel (taken, happy)>>34461888Damn big massive nipples are a bit of a turn off tbqh >>34461893Yeah and imma SIT ON IT
>>34461889I feel like she meant "Men aren't doing enough FOR women to like them."
>>34461873MWhat's the difference besides one being used as a slur?
>>34461890If any femanons want to make a request of me, I will try to fulfill it.
>>34461899Simp
>>34461887Ben and Jerry's had a flavor called Willie Nelson's Peach Cobbler. It was delicious.
>>34461899shut the fuck up faggot
>>34461873FUndatable
>>34461891How’d you do it
>>34461904Why do you consider yourself undatable?
>>34461878Find OTHER things(too).
Why are you so ghetto
>>34461906I drink my pee
>>34461910Oh dear.
>>34461884
>>34461910wtf
>>34461888>his nips are kinda big but they're ok and I love inspecting between the bubbles in the bath advertisement.>he's so handsome hehe
>>34461873ffemcel. chubby, socially retarded, deeply depressed
They telekinetically objectified women. It was how they forced you to suffer. They beamed thoughts of sexual violence into your brain. They made you dream of penises, and your eardrums and nostrils being inseminated.And now you know. Now you know what it is to live in fear. You have never been socially spoiled, but you have also never sexually suffered. And now, now you are suffering.You couldn't just be content with what they gave you. Could You? Well, now, you've got problems!
Currently at a bar. Started chatting with a girl who just happened to sit down next to me, until her friends showed up. They moved to a different table, and I asked if I could join them, but they said they wanted time to catch up. But they'll "be around for a while", so maybe I'll see if I can talk with her again later.
>>34461925I would be so creeped out jesus christ
>>34461872Sincerly it is a lesson, not an insult.
Once my upstairs neighbors fucked so hard they created a rupture in my ceiling and a crack in their floor. If I was our landlord I would demand they film it the next time they have sex so he can see the horrible, vile, and perverted things they do to each other, and the damages such behaviours cause.
>>34461921Hi.
>>34461928Being sodomised by priests when you were an altar boy was a lesson, you little shit! They bent over your tight little ass and injected their penile 'holy water' infused with the Love and Light of Christ inside of you! They were trying to get you into Heaven and bless you with the grace of God!
>>34461921>femcelLiterally just have sex.
>>34461873FNeither. Prolonging this shit limbo situation because I keep fucking my ex hoping he changes his mind but knowing he's not going to he's only still here because of pity and blowjobs. >>34461881I would cry.>>34461888I don't think I've seen big nipples on a guy who wasn't fat. Those puffy pyramid nipples are really unfortunate and unattractive but it's not enough to ruin an otherwise attractive man. It might tip the scales to a no on a chubby guy though.
Do you think he has had sex? Or is there something else going on? Are people sneaking into his room at night and anally probing him with dildos to test his reactions?
>>34461927fuck me, fr? i have literally zero social skills.
>>34461925>asked if I could join themdamn...
>>34461925>asked if I could join themWere you wearing your fedora and duster while you did this?
>>34461925Uh dude, she was trying to move away from you. She didn't want your attention. Take the fucking hint.
>>34461935Here you proved to be exactly what I said you were, that is why you felt insulted. But I did not mean to insult you and still don't.
>>34461899Touch grass for me please
>>34461940Your social credit is in the red. Your suffering is well deserved. And you are the one to blame for it.
>>34461933Oh and im black btw>>34461937lol
>>34461905I turned my sadness into hate
>>34461948Well fuck.Maybe I'll just go home then.
>>34461937Femcels dont want sex they want love which men are generally incapable of.
>>34461925idk why anons are being mean to you. you tried and it didn't work out, talk to other people
>>34461925In an ideal situation a girl friend group will have a token gay male friend with them whose social role is partly to deter attention from creepy guys like this by aggressively massaging his soldiers, fondling his genitalia, dry humping him, or trying to force a kiss on him. Best case scenario, he will turn out to be a fellow gayer. Second best case scenario, he feels sexually harassed and leaves, learning a valuable lesson about the same problems he just put the women folks through.
>>34461949What type of men do you want to meet?
>>34461873MNot going to answer because no one cares because of my answer to the first question.
>>34461913I was thinking D from vampire hunter D desu (every book starts with him going to a bar)
>>34461955giwtwm t. femanon
>>34461954>you tried and it didn't work outAsking if you can sit with a group that someone clearly moved to so they could be distanced from you and because you were clearly making them uncomfortable is harassing behavior. It's not being mean to call out harassment.
>>34461954>talk to other peoplelol
>>34461949...how black are we talking?
>>34461952Are you?
>>34461960victim complex final boss
>>34461958nice ones. men (and people in general) are so cruel to me it hurts>>34461967why does that matter
>>34461962Women wishing they could be a gay male sex creep is usually the first step to coming out as nonbinary.
>>34461954Because you're already supposed to know this shit before you're old enough to go to a bar.
>>34461971But do you care? Am I wrong? No.
>>34461964how the fuck is that harassment? stpp being so extreme. he talked to someone at a bar, asked if he could sit with them they said no and he didn't go to them. how thre fuck is that harassment you people are insane >>34461966what is lol about that
>>34461976no but the right action here would have been to just not post anything at all little whiner
>>34461972>why does that matterI usually into pale women.
>>34461964I'm the anon at the bar, and that's not what happened. Me and her were talking, then her friends showed up, and there aren't enough seats here at the bar, so they went to grab a table. They moved because they all needed to sit together.
>>34461975where the fuck are you supposed to meet people then? you people fucming sucjn i hate humanity i can't even type straitj5
>>34461978If I didnt post anything I wouldn't have made you mad for no reason so...
>>34461977this has to be bait
>>34461979im black so obviously im not pale, why even ask me that?
>>34461921are you the girl that found some of my old posts the other day?
>>34461985Some light skin black girls are cute.
>>34461981at school, at work, your neighbors, leave strangers alone ffs
>>34461980You were bothering her. Learn boundaries. And learn respect.
In solidarity with the other atogans, I will be going to a bar alone as well. I’ll just aura farm for 2 hours and then leave. Pls god let the big titty alt girl that was hitting on me be there or at the taco truck again when I leave pls
>>34461706>Men would you take a woman back if she left you for someone elseNo, under no circumstances whatsoever. I don't even care if it was some dramatic plot where she only did it to save my life. I would rather be dead.
>>34461977You just made a very transparent bait post. Work on it, dude.
>>34461980Why the fuck did you feel the need to ask her to introduce you to her friend group? Do you have ANY idea in what kind of embarrassing situation you've put her by asking that?
>>34461921That's literally all women
>>34461960Being an incel is something you can just stop being tho. Its not like ur black or gay or something.>>34461970Am I capable of love? Of course, I take good care of my normie bf. Ill soothe every ache and pain. >>34461974Heheh.
>>34461972I used to watch this chubby black autistic femcel on youtube and she always said how people are dismissive of dark skinned women.
>>34461993it's no secret why men itt get zero pussy
>>34461992>You were bothering her.How do you know that? We were talking about things we both really enjoy. It turns out we have some hobbies in common. I have zero social skills, but even I can tell when someone secretly wants you to fuck off.
I want two boyfriends but I hate polyshits and I really just want a clone of my boyfriend.
>>34461996That dude failed to cure his Asperger's Disease. He should try being gay and receiving anal sodomy for a while instead while he works on himself.
>>34462001I’m the most attractive male on this website and where I live. Fuck off faggot. I just need to put myself out there. I get hit on whenever I do, it’s literally so easy. I just need to not be too drunk
>>34461195 #am thinking about traveling to a state ive never been to to visit someone i talk to alot. but imma cnty girl. bad idea or nah?
>>34462003If you can tell that, why did you beg to be invited into a near stranger's social circle?
>>34462007>it's the "I'm so handsome but so autistic" larper lol
You will feast upon Whataburger and Popeye's Chicken. You will become fat, and indulge in nutritional gooning. The fried chicken in your bucket from Popeye's will be filled with the semen of anime gooners, jerking their penises as they imagine saving up to buy a collectible One Piece figurine with their fast food money.
>>34461906I look disgusting and don’t know what I want
>>34462012It’s not a larp. I’m also the tallest person here and make the most money out of everyone here. I’m God
>>34461950What do you hate the most about her
>>34462008Are you saving money?
They put hooks through my meatus and into my urethra. They used a fishing rod to drag me naked across the floor by my penis, kicking and screaming. At other times, they held me down, masturbated me by force, and inserted toothpicks into my urethra. To this day, it still hurts when I pee.
>>34462017is that why you have to beg your coworker to pimp his friend out to you despite him clearly not wanting you to have anything to do with her?
Is it true that if the government catches you doing the things you do on 4chan, they are going to send masked men to torture your genitals?
>>34462017In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
>>34462028Your head needs to be shaved.
>>34462009>begFirst off, don't use words like that. I politely asked her and she politely declined. No begging was involved. But to answer your question, it's because we seemed to be getting along and I thought they'd maybe be alright with me joining. That's it.
>>34461139>>34461144Shame that he didn't get the chance
>>34462030>we seemed to be getting alongOh, yeah, it's really cool that you think that.
>>34462017FYou sound really insecure.
>>34462030>No begging was involvedAsking to join is already begging if she didn't invite you out of her own wish to do so. If she wanted you there, she'd have let you know. Also, you ruined it now but if you had given her some time to have a drink and catch up with friends she might have returned to flirt more and invite you to join them a little later. Learn some god damn patience.
Now that it's almost Summer. How do you avoid accidentally showing up at the local swimming pool during Pedophile Happy Hour?
>>34461984its not bait. im mad at humanity >>34461986nope, dont even know what you're talking about>>34461987OK thanks for your useless post. die>>34461988that's the whole point of bars you evil cunt>>34461995not bait >>34461997well I am treated like scum>>34462000thank you. you get it. who is she? I think watching someone who knows what its like would help
>>34462034We were talking about fucking anime, and she apparently knows some relatively obscure ones. It's not something she was just making up to mess with me.
>>34462029True, my haircut is shit.
>>34462046Work on the attitude, sweetie. You need to stop being such a bitter, emotionally triggered incel. And start acting like a real human being and not trash.
>>34462045By not going to a local swimming pool or amusement park and doing athletic swimming in a gym like an adult.
>>34462047>We were talking about animeWell that's one small part of your larger problem
>>34462046>that's the whole point of barsno, the point is to have a drink, catch up with friends and people watch, not get approached by sole undesirable that wants to put his genitals inside you asap
>>34462051I was never trash but people treat me like trash. I will have my day of retribution and it will be people like you that face my wrath. Even a worm will turn
>>34462057I barely have gone to bars and there was a time I saw a guy do that and the women had no problem with it. youre just being a normgroid asshole, inshallah you will pay
>>34462055For male clientele, neighborhood and public park swimming pools attract a 50/50 combo of kid diddlers and guys who jerk off to feet. They are a menace to women who just want to get exercise or sit around and enjoy the sun.
>>34462025I haven’t begged yet. I just need her in my vicinity and my aura will do the rest>>34462028I need to leave the land of the broke, ugly, and short. You creatures disgust me>>34462036Don’t care. You would get wet just smelling me
>>34462061the women either were already drunk af or they already knew him
>>34462063Ewwwww lmao HELP
>>34462058>I will have my day of retributionHave you considered getting therapy instead of threatening a mass shooting over 4chan, holy shit dude
>>34462062There should be women and kids only pools and play areas right now. Men can go get hit by footballs repeatedly.
>>34462046>thank you. you get it. who is she? I think watching someone who knows what its like would helpShe deleted all her old videos but there are some interviews with her out there, Chocolate Autizzy aka Cassy.
>>34462020honestly nothing, I just had to force myself to hate her so I could get over her
>>34462066No it was actually a little awkward but I think they didn't mind it because he was deemed attractive enough. >>34462068Therapy didn't help and made me worse. Therapists are evil bullies, the ones I had were thr types who would've bullied me in school. It's not regulated well enough. Calm down no one's going to shoot you
>>34462063he clearly doesn't want you in her vicinity
>>34462046>nope, dont even know what you're talking aboutoh ok, sorry to bother you
>>34462074so you fell in love?
>>34462075lol
>>34462073Kek I'm like 95% certain she was the tripfag beverage on r9k years ago. I don't really find her relatable because she wants fame
He is going to shit on your face and rub his balls all over you! LMFAO
>>34462082bebe* not beverageAlso that vabbing bit she had on tlc, holy shit
I'm going to make french toast and there's nothing you can do about it.
What does this post on /a/ mean?
>>34462030This >>34462042You fucked up by being insecure and imposing your presence on her instead of trusting that she'd come back to talk at some point because she liked you.
>>34462087*sticks your fr*nch t*ast*
>>34462087What is French Toast a euphemism or code word for?
My bf is on a business trip so im left alone and huffing his sweaters. How do you deal with seperation anxiety? This is terrible.
>>34462082>>34462086Hadn't looked her up in a while, didn't realise she'd lied about being addicted to rubbing pussy juice on herself to get on My Strange Addiction.
>>34462096Oh poor you
>>34462096Video calls.
>>34462096You're huffing his sweaters, he's huffing nitrous oxide and getting high on dust-off in a dungeon massage parlour with a Czech penis masseuse who just made him cum. You two are not the same.
>>34462093Nothing, I'm going to let the stale bread soak up the vanilla and cinnamon custard, make the exterior slowly caramelize in sizzling butter and then eat it with rose hip jam.
>>34462103I know you're trying to hide something. None of those words mean what it sounds like on the surface.
>>34462098Yeah no ill be fine just a little bpd rn>>34462100Good idea but the DORK fell asleep before our nightly call.>>34462102w-whoa like like in the yaoi...? C-can i watch?
Your penis is suffering. Let's talk about why.
>>34462104No, I'm not a gooner like you. I just want a yummy breakfast.
Way too much effort for a breakfast 2bh
>>34462097It was funny until I realized who she was
>>34462107No one to bounce on it.
>>34462106>fell asleep before our nightly call>she actually believes that
>>34462090Honestly, that makes a lot of sense. Fuck. Well, live and learn I guess.
>>34462106>fell asleep before our nightly call.Uncalled for. Take his boob privileges away.
Someone put a snake in your bed and it bit you on the head of your penis. Now the head of your penis is bleeding from a snake bite!
Can I avoid looking needy by ghosting her for long periods of time?
>>34462112Exactly, I'm worth the effort just for breakfast.
>>34462120someone post that screenshot of the incel vs chad trying to act uninterested
>>34462120Use the 10-1-1 ruleTake 10x longer to respond to her texts than it takes her to reply to yours, and alternate between being accessible and available for one week and ghosting her for month. Girls love the one week, one month cycle.You got this, king
Question for guys.My long distance online friend who I have a huge crush on has been struggling a lot of work stress and every time I ask him about his day he seems to be having a bad time... It's been like 2 weeks now. I just want to make him feel better, what can I do? I've sent him SFW pics of my boobs, I've sent him photos from my day, sent cute memes. He responds positively to all of them eventually but I find myself triple/quadruple messaging and spamming him and I think it's overwhelming him when he's already overwhelmed with work...If I leave him be (like I did today after ending the day with a quadruple message reply to him), he literally just didn't say anything all day. It didn't seem to make his day any easier...He's in his late 30s and like playing video games. If you were in his position what would help?
>>34462133Lol
I told my sister my friend gets harassed all the time because she’s beautiful and I don’t, I can be right next to her and be ignored, and my sister got mad and said she gets harassed all the time too and it’s not because she’s beautiful. But it is? She is beautiful, and I don’t want to press the issue, but like what other explanation is there for me being ignored by the public all the time.
>>34462133>If you were in his position what would help?blocking you
>>34462135I just want to make him feel better :( His sad is making me sad
Men would you rather be the boyfriend to a regular woman or the side piece to a billionaire supermodel
I would tell the black femcel to go for a nerdy white guy but all the asian girls snatched them up.
Would you rather have a power bottom gf who aggressively rides you or a power top gf who pegs you and grinds her pussy on your face?
>>34462144Asian women are so mean to me :(
Diarrhea twice today, wiped too hard, and now my anus itches award
>>34462143Can I have a mid one but she's head over heels for me
>>34462142>His sad is making me sadimagine feeling pressured to regulate your emotions to regulate the emotions of some femcel on the internet, lol this is why people stop telling you how they feel and whats going on in their life
>>34462138He hasn't blocked me and is always really nice and polite... I don't want to ask him if he actually hates me because that's reassurance-seeking behaviour and I'm not supposed to be doing that
>>34462151you asked what would help, I answered, he's obviously too polite to do what he should be doing
>>34462149I want to make him feel better... Should I just ignore him when he tells me he's not having a good day? Like I'll send a cute positive message or something but I feel like I should be doing more? Or do you think I'm already doing too much? idk
I'm currently (as within the last five minutes) thinking to myself that ATOGA's retributions - in the sense of flaws, not avarice - have more to do with her "machinations" than the sophistry or never-ending devices of the men, or to a lesser degree the ones who post less.
>>34462157>send a cute positive messagedear god you sound insufferable, just say damn that sucks, hope that shit resolves soon
>>34462152So should I be encouraging him to block me?? Or should I just not talk to him any more? Is ghosting ever appreciated? Like he would prefer for me to ghost him because he doesn't actually like me but is too polite to block me?
>>34462143>boyfriend to a regular womanAssuming we're in a healthy relationship
>>34462159The fuck does any of that mean
>>34462133Do you share any activities together or do you just talk? You're increasing his burdens if he feels pressured to reassure you that you're not pressuring him or increasing his burdens. Why don't you play video games with him?
>>34462159I wish you would have kept those retarded thoughts to yourself
>>34462161She's trolling you chill
>>34461873MBoth!
>>34462161just leave him the fuck alone, if he wants to talk to you, he willgo do something else
>>34462063Than leave.
>>34462143A billionaire supermodel would throw money at me if i was her side pieceI dont see downsides...Do i get to knock her up in that fantasy scenario of yours?
Is ATOGA less misandrist than a few years ago? I don't see any "If there was a bucket of candy but 10 percent would kill you instantly would you eat them" style posts. 2 or 3 years ago femposters were hating on men all the time.
Women thoughts on men who talk more than youIs that an ick
>>34462165We just talk. I'd love to do activities together like VC or watch him play games or play together but it's just never happened and idk how to make it happen... He played Deadlock a lot and has mentioned it a few times, should I ask to play together? It's not really my kinda game but it would be nice to spend more time with him
>>34462176I like men and they hate me now
Been hearing about my cousin with ADHD who got sent to a live-in facility for a while. Her dad cleaned out her room while she was gone and she had weeks old mini frankfurters in one of her drawers, they'd turned yellow.
>>34462176Majority of women dislike menMajority of men have positive views of womenWomen are projecting their man hate HARD
>>34462177I wish I met a guy that has something actually interesting to say for once
>>34462177it depends, im a pretty quiet woman but if you are incessant/dont understand when I dont want to listen I will kill myself
>>34462178Sounds like you are messaging meI also play deadlockCould go both waysEither he is invested in game and lowkey forgot entire world (happens to me)Or he doesnt care to reply to each and every single msg of yours (happens to me)Or maybe he bas nothing to say
>>34462185that would be very funny if it was you
>>34462165>>34462178Now that I'm thinking more about it, him telling me about the game he's playing was probably an invitation for me to ask to play with him rather than just messages to talk about the game. I was content to just listen to his talk about it because they weren't really games I played but now I think I fucked up by being mega autistic...
>>34462186Im an ugly chud so you definetly dont have a crush on me
>>34462176It's just so easy to dunk on moids here. You guys are special bus kids.
>>34462178>but it's just never happened and idk how to make it happen.You just ask, using your words, and you brainstorm alternative games if Deadlock isn't your type of game.Also good: Watching a movie together. Share an activity where the entertainment comes from an external source, without him feeling pressured to entertain you himself.
>>34462189I'm not her, it would just be very entertaining to me if her online handler saw her autistic meltdown in real time
>>34462188You can ask him for stream on discord while you both voice chatIts kinda low pressure for you since you dont have to learn or do anything, and wont be ruining game for him either
>>34462177Yes
Why do I have such bad luck?
>>34462197your vibe is in the gutter
>>34462183What do they usually talk about to you>>34462184I'm not incessant I just say a lot when I speak>>34462196Well fuck I guess I'll kill myself
>>34462190im a genious
I love average women.Especially when they are very tall and slender.
>>34462185>>34462186Are you also stressed out with work? What could someone do to ease your work stresses? If it were irl friends I could send them stuff through the mail but I literally cannot do anything and don't know if it's better to stay quiet or check up more often to distract him from the stress :(
>>34462200>What do they usually talk about to youwhat they talk about isn't relevant, it's what they say about the things they talk about that instantly reveals their utter retardation
Has anyone ever divorced after only 5 years or less of marriage? And if so, why?
>>34462200To talk more than me you have to talk over me. I don't really stop on my own.*coughcough*
>>34462202Despise this phenotype
>>34462203already told you what helps, leaving him alonedo you think you live in an anime or wtf are you doing?
>>34462205separated, yes>why I couldn't deal with having to be around someone all the time, makes my skin crawl
>>34462205That's most divorces
>>34462205That's pretty common with rushed military marriages.
>>34462209Then why get married in the first place?
>>34462209Maybe you should have thought of that before getting married and emotionally destroying them
>>34462215to add to the functionality larp and because you couldn't know that being around someone all the time is too much before having been around someone all the time first
>>34462205he was too short for me
>>34462216can't know what something's like without having tried it first
>>34462219Didn't fucking live together before getting married lmao?
Is it bad that I refuse to have kids with my wife if she won't lose weight and keep it off?
>>34462222we did but exposure to something unpleasant over a long time makes it more unbearable, you might be able to deal with something for two years but five years is too much
>>34462189idk what he looks like so he could be an ugly chud for all I know but even if he is, he's a really nice ugly chud so I still like him.>>34462192I have asked and he's even agreed a few times! But it just never happened... Like I asked to VC and watch him play games on a specific day but when the day came around he never mentioned it or told me when would be a convenient time for him. Should I have asked again? I'd love to watch a movie together with him but how do I ask?? Do I ask on the day? I feel like that's too sudden for most people. But if I ask ahead of time should I be specifying a time? I feel like that's too restrictive. Or do I ask ahead of time and then ask again on the day?
>>34462223No
>>34462225you give me a headache, I pity himlets hope you're young and pretty enough to afford such behavior
>>34462223Kids will put weight on her anyway.But why would you marry someone that can't lift a 35 pack of water anyway?
>>34462225I always wanted to watch a movie, I always wanted to play a video game...
>>34462224Do you feel the same way about your kids
>>34462231sometimes I do long for being alone for a while but no, thats different
>>34462198Why
>>34462234how the hell would I know? you're the one being around yourself 24/7, figure it out
>>34462234You need to lean back and let it flow.
Moids, do you need a power bottom assistant for your antagonistic arc?Who would you pick? Gaston had lefou
>>34462240
>>34462240What's with your obsession with homosexuals
>>34462244>>34462246What, you guys are gay, right?
>>34462208>>34462228Alright fine, I'll leave him be tomorrow and not message and do the ChatGPTherapist thing of "matching his energy" when replying>>34462230Unironically me. She could have just demonstrated how to pet the dog by doing it herself so he could copy :( I have asked and he's never outright refused but he's also never seemed that into the idea... Maybe I'm asking wrong? Maybe my game suggestions suck? I can ask to play Deadlock together tomorrow if he replies but I don't want to take up time on his day off... Should I ask?
>>34462249Why don't you guys just date
Penis status?
>>34462253I checked and it's still there.
>>34462253At attention
>>34462250We live in different countries and have long-term jobs which neither of us would want to lose. Also I like my country better
>>34462249Ask if he can stream the game for youTheres also a very casual lobby gamemode there where a lot of game mechanics are removed and you jist street broool
>>34462253Deadlock Femanon killed my penis permanently.
>>34462253Flaccid and cozy.
It hate the world
>>34462273Rawr
>>34462193I feel like I'm not receiving adequate handling for my level of social incompetence.>>34462261Okay. Last time I asked for him to stream for me he said he was burnt out from work, and last week was another burn out week (which is why I came here for /adv/ in the first place) so I don't want to put too much pressure on him. What would be more relaxing/low pressure for him in your opinion? Playing together or streaming?
>>34462273Why
MEN QUESTION?
>>34462280Do curved dicks be hitting?
>>34462277Playing together because then you might actually be having fun instead of pretending to have fun while he essentially dances for your amusement.
>>34462281The turlet bowl?
What if you had a son and he turned out this way? State gender
>>34462263I just didn't realise I should have asked for an invite when he mentioned Deadlock because I'm bad at games that involve high speed fighting so I didn't feel like it'd be my kinda game, but I should have been more open to it because the goal isn't really the game but to become better friends and hang out together urrrrgh I'm stupid
>>34461072Am I ugly?
>>34462292Shut up about Deadlock already. Deadlock isn't happening. Brainstorm and suggest different games that don't require you to be fast, because you sure are slow.
>>34462284Okay! I personally don't mind playing together or streaming for someone else because I really enjoy both streaming and playing co-op, so I don't know how normal people feel about it. Should I ask to play together on his day off though? Is playing together with someone more or less relaxing than playing alone?
I SUCK at this.
It's really uncomfortable to be sitting or lying down and you get a boner but it gets stuck behind your thigh.
>>34462296I suggested Connect 4 and the New York Times puzzles/crosswords but the Connect 4 game link doesn't work on mobile and he never responded regarding the puzzles/crosswords :(
Just play stardew valley or something
>>34462306It's over.Also, are you the chess poster? I thought your post looked cool, but I'm just a chess novice myself.
Why does he deny me his virgin dick
>>34462287>What if you had a son and he turned out this way? State genderIt's not possible because I don't have a kid . The only way that would have happened if he was molested, brainwashed, indoctrinated, watched too much pornography at a young age. I feel bad for parents whose children turned out that way.
>>34462311Gay
>>34462300STOP SUCKING
Women,Would you be okay with a wedding ring that wasn't a diamond? I like the look of sapphire better and you can get a nice one for diamond prices
Either genderYour dream guy/girl rejects you, but a few hours later their evil twin you didn't know about approaches you and confesses they're madly in love with you. Would you date their evil twin?Note: Evil = James Bond villain levels of evil
>>34461706no and frankly that scenario is a superhuman form of cuckoldry, legitimately unthinkable to even consider. i think i'd cut off my own family and lifelong friends if they told me that they did something like that with their wife/fiance etc
>>34462319What's an evil twin moistcritikal like?But probably no. I don't like naughty boys.
>>34462318I like sapphires. But I may be getting a diamond ring anyway.
>>34461988>leave strangers alone ffsi strike up random conversation with randos/reciprocate it constantly in my daily life and its great. you are legitimately just soul-crushingly boring to talk to if this is your mode of social behavior, nothing else to it.
POV: An ATOGA femanon says something romantically misleading and smiles at herself for leading on an innocent man, her favorite pastime and something she does every day
>>34462329if i was a woman i'd do the same. i'd probably single out hopeless loser men and lead them on only to lash out aggressively and accuse them of rape and whatnot. being a hot woman sounds like a comical amount of fun desu
>>34462329Nyehehe
>>34462325>What's an evil twin moistcritikal like?Asmongold
>>34462333>le tehasSkreeeeeeHisssssss
Men you died and your wife in her grief slept around with different guys. It turns out you survived and found your way home a year later. She is overjoyed but confesses what had happened. What would you do? Would you forgive her and be together again?
>too tired to read today>now I have to cook dinnerFuck this shit.
I just want a true Real great Love
>>34462145power bottom gf sounds awesome honestly
She's the only one here again ffs
all women seem to have main character syndrome
>>34462337>your wife in her grief slept around with different guysWhy would she do that I was supposed to be her one and only...
>>34462337nah i'd probably just be done with it and move on, unfortunate but it is what it is
I know a girl with the following attributes. Physically she is a 10/10, a beautiful girl with long black hair and full lips>Cheated on her ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, and current husband, but none of them ever found out>Says that she believes nothing should get in the way of two people with a special bond developing their connection, not even relationships or marriage (ie nothing should get in the way of people going on dates or having sex if they want)>Spoke in detail about an extramarital affair she had, but that things couldn't progress beyond sex because "we were both seeing other people" (an odd way to refer to being married)>Ghosted her former husband (to the degree that's possible in marriage) because she discovered that he cheated on her while she was pregnant and never told him the truth of why she vanished because she wanted him to go crazy wondering why>Says that if someone has unrequited feelings for you, you should keep them around as friends forever because they'll be sure to help you if you're ever in trouble>Prone to grudges and the silent treatment, sometimes remembers things her husband did or said years ago and treats him coldly the rest of the day but refuses to explain why>Said that people only cheat on their partners because they're not in love (this was about her general thoughts on the subject of cheating, but raised questions about her feelings towards her exes and current husband)>Very secretive, says that people can know her for their entire lives and not know anything about her, boyfriends and husbands included>Very emotional, intelligent, and feminine>Very into astrology, takes pride in being a Scorpio Sun and Scorpio MoonWould ATOGAs date her?
toe socks
>>34462340That could've been me
>>34462349She really thinks she's allat
>>34462310WTF. How terminally online are you? The one (1) time I actually posted on that nasty board D: But yes, I found friends to play chess with eventually. That doesn't solve the current issue at hand where I want some way to help my crush de-stress from work. I can't exactly send him a food hamper or anything...
>>34462340Same
>>34462343This is what you guys get for being mean to femanons. The pond gets deeper and I seem to be the only femanon enjoying the surface. We could have even had another black femanon.
>>34462354wdym
>>34462361And we'll have to deal with you on the weekend because you're the only one that doesn't have a life. Fuck this place.
>>34462328there's a difference between a no pressure interaction with an elderly lady about the nice wether and a clearly sexually motivated approach with the intention to get someone to be attracted to you and you know it
>>34462355>That doesn't solve the current issue at hand where I want some way to help my crush de-stress from work.Maybe not in the way you want, but it helps. Exposure to people who value your time and energy will help you assess whether or not you're wasting your time and energy on a crush who doesn't value you.
>>34462345>3840x2160Give me the torrent link to this 4k version right now.
>>34462318>Women,>Would you be okay with a wedding ring that wasn't a diamond? I like the look of sapphire better and you can get a nice one for diamond pricesJust get her a regular wedding ring.
>>34462362She thinks she's some super mega ultra lightning babe but I wouldn't give her a second look if I saw her on the subway train
>>34462145power bottom gf who strangles my cock with her asshole while choking me
>>34462365of course there is, im saying that the latter is also entirely socially acceptable so long as you're picking up on social cues and are actually capable of carrying a conversation.
>>34462369You could save money and get a nicer stone
>>34462353How
>>34462145girl who can do both desu
>>34462374In another life we could've crossed paths and fallen head over heels for each otherWe could've been married by now
>>34462367Someone who's been in love with me since 2021 recently removed me because he thought I didn't care about him. I didn't like him the way he liked me since my feelings are platonic, but I did care about him. I was just too tired to talk to him much.
>>34462318Yeah idrc about the stone tbqh. Just something durable
I want Money Power and glory
I know what I'd buy her
>>34462368huh? i make my own
>>34462377It's tiring to know that someone likes you more than you like them, because then you feel obligated to reciprocate with more intensity than you actually feel. Maybe your crush is tired too.
>>34462287FLove you, beautiful
>>34462372which anon isn't since there's also a difference between talking to said elderly lady about how nice the flowers are blooming this time of year and asking her if you can come to her place for a cup of tea when she's leaving talking casually in public and inviting yourself to join someone's private life are wildly different scenarios
>>34462367I can't help that I'm crushing on him, and since I am crushing on him I naturally want to help make his day a bit better. I don't think it's time/energy wasted even if he does't reciprocate, that's just the nature of liking someone, I'm not expecting anything from him. I just don't have the brain power to think of what would be helpful for an e-friend
>>34462382>on her femcel arc
>>34462385Did you get my post backwards?
>>34462391You didn't say NTA so I assumed you were TA.
>>34462177No it makes sense, I’m quiet
>>34462376Really
>>34462078well yeah, after she left I barely ate anything for 6 months and I could barely leave my bed, I'm sure she forgot about me after one week though
>>34462401I'm glad you're over the bitch. Karma will get her.
>>34462405you know, I like to pretend that I hate her but actually I don't wish any harm on her, it's complicated
>>34462398Really. It's kind of sad isn't itThey're somewhere enjoying each other and we're stuck on our own
>>34462388You can't help your feelings, but you can help your actions. If following this road won't ever lead you to happiness, then you can choose to walk a different road.You have a responsibility to take care of yourself, you owe it to yourself to pursue a path that will improve your own life instead of deferring your own happiness to serve others.
>>34462409Who is they
>>34462413The version of you and I somewhere else sometime else
>>34461729wtf is your problem with them ;_;
>>34461873FWhat is the difference between single and hopelessly single?
>>34462418Why do you think they would’ve gotten together
Both genders: What's the most serious medical procedure you've ever had?
>>34461873mhopelessly single. my ex left the situation too open for me to want to move on and i don't think i could move on even if i wanted to so i'm kinda just stuck. oh well, i'm used to being lonely anyway
>>34461090stupid enough that upper division stem classes are hard for me and I dropped out of school but smart for a retailer worker.
>>34462431Tonsils
>>34462433I wish you were my boyfriend
>>34462377I wouldn't mind having my crush as a platonic friend if the feelings aren't mutual, he's a great guy. I don't think I can become obsessively in love with someone unless the feeling is mutual, otherwise it stays a crush. But yeah you're right I'm probably suffocating the poor guy...>>34462385Okay, so I just talk to him less right? That would make him feel less tired?>>34462411I am trying to work towards my happiness, this is just an unexpected side quest. I wasn't actively looking for a partner or someone to crush on. I don't expect it to lead to anything but I can multitrack drift for a bit before I'm forced to choose because crushing is a nice happy giddy feeling, so it's not like it's making me unhappy
>>34462317I think I'm actually attracting women suddenly
>>34462426How does anyone else get together, they live their lives until some day that seems unexceptional at the time comes and they bump into one another, and then they meet and they click and like each other, and they want to see each other more until they want to see each other forever. Imagine how happy they are. But that's not here or now.
I want a gf who loves big anime titties
>>34462133cute! but you don't need to manage his feelings, he's a big boy and so are (You). stop looking too deeply into things, just message him when tou want to and take the hint if he seems unresponsive. it is normal to not message a friend or even a crush for over a day.
>>34462431Getting my blood drawn
>>34462431MFracture reduction
>>34462441Why not just wish you ran into a girl who isn’t me in this life
>>34462133pure souled femanon
>>34462431MI guess it would be when I broke my wrist as a child and they had to put in in a cast
>>34462446What did you break?
>>34462443>just message him when tou want toI want to message him all the time 24/7 because crush! But even I know that's insane and unhealthy. Point taken though, many people said the same thing. I'll stop being so clingy and give him space
>>34462437I hope it works out for you and you emerge from this without regrets. Good luck, Chessposter.
>>34462449I might but you're here in front of me right now and it's interesting to think about. Here I don't know you, there I'm devoted to you and how it could all be happening right now.
>>34462431Fbroken arm, nose and ribs at the same time.
today at the foid preserve, i got a pond installed so the strays can get together and watch all the fish in the pond. today was their treat day, and every one got a treat (a handful of peanut butter pretzels)
Women, how would you feel dating a late twenties virgin? How do you feel if he both values sex and intimacy (in theory) but is also a little terrified of it?
>>34462455Radius and ulna at the same time on two separate occasions
>>34462465Domestic abuse or car crash?
>>34462465How'd that happen
>>34462464You should put your energy toward something better
>>34462462I'll ask him about Deadlock tomorrow if he replies, hopefully playing together will cheer him up from the bad week somewhat. If he doesn't reply I'll play chess and give him space. Thanks /atoga/
>>34462460rofl fair point. i meant more like stop obsessing over things like messaging him in a row or how long its been or whatever. don't let it stop you from doing other things (...you DO have other things you do, right?) and don't read deeply into things that he isn't, if you're messaging him too much he'll let ya know
>>34462472Sure but there isn't much else I could be doing right now. It's idle time in the middle of the night.
>>34462472miseryposter don't be so down on yourself :(
>>34462470>>34462471Domestic abuse.Dad shot mom, but guess he wanted to beat me to death.
>>34462337uh, i would be happy i get to spend more time with my wife. i feel like if your answer is anything other than that, you probably shouldn't be married
>>34462337She'd moved on, so that's cue for me to move on tooI wouldn't date a woman who is interested in casual sex like that in the first place
>>34462467It’s fine
>>34462349I'm gonna say no after the first line of greentext but let's see how it goes.Nah it just got worse from there. I'm friends with a girl who was in a LDR with a guy on another continent and I wouldn't date her now that she's single because of the way she behaved around me when she was in a relationship. Maybe if she didn't have to go back to her home country I'd consider it, but it's guaranteed long distance for some amount of time if I tried to make it work.
>>34462475Go to sleep >>34462477I’m not, I don’t see a point in guys projecting some fantasy on me and pretending it’s really me
>>34462466But are there frogs>>34462431FI guess the endoscopy because they put me under, when I broke my wrist they just used a local anaesthetic.
>>34462479Damn, some people have such fucked up home lives. Glad my parents just divorced and were pretty chill.
>>34462337something something WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>34462349>>Very emotional, intelligent, and feminineThese words mean absolutely nothing in light of her character. She sounds like a dime-a-dozen dumb bitch. Whatever alleged extra IQ points she has above average must go only to rationalizing her rotten behavior.
>>34462493oh, here i was the one reading your post in a pessimistic way, sorry miseryposter
>>34462318I'd prefer it not be a diamond. A lot of millennial and zoomer women would probably be down for a moissanite or a sapphire. With moissanite you can't even tell it's not a diamond. >I like the lookPolitely, it's not for you. If I only wear silver jewelry but he gets a gold ring because he likes the look better I'd be seething.
>>34462496I don’t trust it when people say they have nice parents, but I’m happy for you
>>34462318Piggybacking off thisDoes it have to have a gemstone?
>>34462498Wasn't he gone for like 7 years or something crazy like that in castaway?
>>34462493I wouldn't quite call it a fantasy, I'm pretending you're anything
>>34462508Which is fantasizing
>>34462508>I'm pretending>>34462509*Not pretending I meant
why won't any FOID adopt me
>>34462513no money
>>34462506Technically no but why would you not? She's already going to have a ring with no central stone as the wedding band.
>>34462511I think you are
>>34462515tell ya what. i'll void the costs. it's free. how about now?
>>34462504Why don't you trust it? My mom used to have a drinking problem but she's been sober for over a decade now, that's the only sorta bad thing in my childhood.
>>34462518Why. I'm just thinking
>>34462521>why don't you trust it?Nta but use just a drop of common sense anon
>>34462383What?
>>34462522Don’t think yourself into a trap
>>34462523shh, anon is trying to make someone else's trauma all about him again
>>34462526What trap, how am I trapping myself?
Women, what does it take for (You) to make the first move?
>>34462530A mind prison
>>34462529It's pretty dumb to think no one had a good life just because you didn't.
>>34462531Would never happen, there's nobody that I need desperately enough to do that.
>>34462507I think so, so it's not a shock that everyone has moved on in the film. It's still painful either way. I forget if he even gets custody of his kids or what all happens in the aftermath since I was a young teenager when I first watched it. I'd rewatch it but it feels like I'd just get really sad.>>34462513Probably because you're over the age of 17
>>34462531Depends how ballsy I’m feeling
>>34462532You need to elaborate I don't know what you're getting at, how's what I said trapping myself
>>34462535thats not what she said, she's saying she can't imagine having a happy home life and probably also that before that happened, thats also the facade her family put on, learn to read between the lines ffs
>>34462542You’re imagining an imaginary life with an imaginary girl
>>34462543Nta She said>>34462504>I don’t trust itMaybe cut it out with the gaslighting
>>34462548she's trying to be gloomy and traumatized, she's not so retarded that she thinks everyone gets secretly beat up by their dad even if they say they don'tmy god you're stupid, lol
snuggling with femanon in a nice bath
>>34462548And?
>>34462547So, we've all done it from time to time. It's not like I'm putting my real life on hold for the sake of an imagined one.
>>34462535The post was not meant for people with autism.
>meet girl on app>we have a phone all before our date next week>tells me shes looking for marriage and 3 kids so only serious>wants to view the blossoms in a park together because its romanticwell lads, is it going to happen or am i going to fuck it up? (mainly by being a 5/10 looks wise)if im successful maybe 4chins wont die because my seed will post here
*holds femanon's hand*we'll do it together.
>>34462554>>34462564Holy fuck shut up faggot
>>34462565oh no! the incel is at his breaking point!
>>34462565No.
>>34462558I don't have autism.
>>34462559It's insane to tell someone you're looking for marriage and three kids before you even meet them for a first date. How can people relax and have fun on a date when you've got that hanging between you
>>34462539>custody of his kids He didn't have any. The kid was the new husbands. It is pretty gutting on first watch but honestly though Wilson floating away fucked me up more than anything else I think that's why the joke endures.
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>>34462564Don't touch me
>>34462575why not?
>>34462573
Are men more honest?
>>34462589No
>>34462570Nta. Disagree, knowing exactly what people want makes life and dating easy
>>34462589Yes. Men are much closer to objective reality, value truth, and instinctively behave honestly than women.
Why are women like this so rare irl?
women oth eat hot chip and lie
>>34462581I don't know you I don't want to be touched by strangers hell I don't want to be touched by most of the people I know.
>>34462589I bet a lot of this has to do with men's terrible pictures of themselves.If they were rated in person I think the result would look closer to the way the men rated the women.
>>34462604wtf i'm not diseased...
>>34462606that's copium
I only eat one full meal a day at 12pm and just drink water for the rest of the day. Is that bad
>>34462594>>34462600>>34462606Mayhaps
>>34462607Would you like it if a random man came up to you and grabbed your hands rn without asking?
>>34459123Why isn't there a femanon version of the above?It would go well with this post>>34461191
>>34462618...no :\
>>34462604>>34462618:^)
She say no boom boom with soul-brotha
As I continue to age away from my mid 20's I have learned that I have started finding hags (35-40) attractive. This gives me hope that when I do marry I will be able to love my hypothetical wife and find her attractive for a very long time.
>>3446263024/39im a failure guys
>>34462612Women rating other women for a video is a completely different scenario lol.The way the women rated each other...1 is accurate for lesbians and the fat girl in the 2 spot and the girl in 5 should be swapped and they all know it but let the chubby girl take the #2 spot because virtue signalling and nobody wanted to be the one to say it. They really threw them a curveball there with the different races notice how they kept the black girl firmly in the center. This was a "how to not offend anyone" puzzle not an attractiveness rating exercise lol.
>>34462573alright anons, i found THE BEST namefag in /atoga/
>>34462633Foids, is this hopefuel or is this cringe
>>34462622Keep your penis hands off my person None of you wash your hands after you piss
>>34462620>Why isn't there a femanon version of the above?Anons are white knights
>>34462641I wash my hands but I only use soap after I shit.
>>34462620Because they never say that stuff
One time my friend and I were at the store buying a big expensive TV. We needed to get an employee to help us out by unlocking it. One of the workers was an Asian dude and the other one was this fine as fuck young goth girl. My friend started walking up to the Asian guy for help and I yelled to him a little too loudly and said "No anon! Not the Asian guy!" and the Asian dude heard me and looked at me like he was kinda upset or disappointed. I felt bad, I wasn't even trying to be racist. I just wanted my friend to get the hot goth chick to help us instead.
>>34462641NTA. I do, just not after I bust.
>>34462650>>34461191
>>34462656Once in a blue moon yes but it's nothing compared to the men
>>34462641This is malicious libel. You will be hearing from my attorneys.
>>34462641Don't worry, I have OCD for that
>>34462651I'm not Asian but if that was me I'd kill myself on the spot
>>34462620The correct answer is that Julian/Sarge is a JH simp, and that 2nd post is by JH. So he doesn't mind the hypocrisy.
>>34462660It was probably a guy that made the dick questionnaire.
*eats two pounds of french fries*
>>34462666Trips of truth
>>34462649So you don't wash them You rinse them And you disgust me >>34462652What the fuck is wrong with you>>34462662>>34462663You guys use soap right?
>>34462601>Why are women like this so rare irl?Tomboys?Because they either get bullied out of it, or are gaslit into transitioning.
>>34462680Oh, are you JH? I was only joking. My bad.
>>34462680>You guys use soap right?Yes
>>34462680What sort of animal do you take me for?
The sex death interdiction
Have you ever chimped out, /atoga/?
>>34462694Are we lesbian?
>>34462680If you use soap to wash your hands after pissing then you grew up rich. Soap ain't free.
>>34461072Girls, what are you thoughts on taking leftovers home from a restaurant. Especially if there was a decent amount leftover.Would you judge a dude?
>>34462699kinda
>>34462695All the time
>>34462696I don’t exist
>>34462698You can buy like almost 2 liters of the shit for 3 bucks at the dollar store wyo
>>34462699
>>34462695Yeah, they didn't give me enough anesthesia
men would u let ur artist gf use u as a nude model reference?
>>34462710Sure but she has to make my dick really big
>>34462704You think therefore you are.
>>34462698Finally, some quality bait. I've grown so tired of the "men are checking out of society" style baitKeep up the good work anon
>>34462712sorry no, she likes u the way u are
>>34462685No>>34462686>>34462691You've been in bathrooms with other men don't pretend you don't know and aren't also disgusted. You'd be surprised how many women don't wash them if they don't know anyone else is in there. >>34462698Go to the dollar store and correct your priorities you germ and bacteria laden simpleton
>>34462713Well shit
>>34462710Sure. I may not maintain a boner the entire time though.
>>34462710I don't think she'd want to draw my fat ass.
>>34462710MLowkey one of my fantasies
>>34462698Bro, I grew up in a trailer and have always used soap.
>>34462699>>34462706I'd judge him for not taking them I'd judge him for eating them cold 2 hours later too but also find it endearing
>>34462719ive drawn fat dudes before i'd love to draw u anon
>>34462715What about my muscles it could be good practice to edit stuff
>>34462716>You've been in bathrooms with other men don't pretend you don't know and aren't also disgustedMnta I was going to type this out but you did it for me and I just wanted to double down and validate your pointIts fucking disgusting, some guys will not wash their hands for even a quarter of the time I spend doing mine and i have seen exactly zero other people wash past their wrist
>>34462726Are you our resident chubby chaser?
>>34462719NtaFat people are more interesting models than skinny people actually Especially if they're kind of strange looking
>>34462732idk what ur talking abt (・–・;)ゞ
>>34462734You mean actually fat, or curvaceous?
>>34462736We've chatted before. I'm not fat enough for you. And yet too fat for anyone else.
>>34462739You're also nonwhite
>>34462739u could always gain some weight anon
>>34462738Like fat fat. Maybe not 450 pounds but some rolls, a body that's really affected by gravity ykwim? Saggier the better really.
>>34462742I don't think that's a good idea. I already feel like shit.
>>34462744but then u'll never reach ur full potential losing the weight is always an option too if u dont like it
>>34462749I think I'll just stay where I am and die horribly from alcohol induced liver failure.
>>34462749Loose skin blocks your path
>>34462710Yeah sure, sounds fun.
>>34462750is it not better to die fat and happy than skinny and an alcoholic, choose the lesser evil anon. >>34462751good point. best to keep the weight on then to avoid such a thing
>>34462754I'm dying fat and an alcoholic. Hell the booze is what made me fat to begin with.
>>34462758u said u werent fat earlier
>>34462710What do you usually draw?
>>34462762I said I wasn't fat enough for you. I'm still fat.
I'm a fuckup.
>>34462765what shirt size do u wear
>>34462767Just xl
Can two friends ever casually hookup (oral or hand stuff only) just for fun and then go back to normal, or does the friendship become perma-complicated no matter what?
>>34462770:1 i mean it’s a good start..
>>34462773Told you.
ATTENTION!I am directing the piss yourself ray at all Asian women itt
My older sister told us she’s pregnant, and instead of feeling happy, my first reaction was sadness mixed with bitterness. She’s only a year older than me and already building her own family, while I’m about to turn 30 and don’t really have anyone in my life besides my parents, who are getting old. Is that normal? I feel like a failure.
>>34462777There are 4 anons here ATM including me and you and none of us are Asian.
>>34462777based
>>34462772Sex isn't ever casual, people just lie a lot. Including to themselves.
>meet a moid on tinder>seems promising>turns out he has female """friends"""Okay, nevermind, it's over
>>34462779Yeah it's normal.
>>34462776im sure u’d look and feel great bigger u come across as as a guy missing a lot in his life,
>>34462772You're going to end up giving Chad handjob for nothing in return lmao
>>34462783You're not a virgin so you can't be picky
>>34462792It's one thing to hurt yourself with mental illness but when it extends to telling others to hurt themselves for your fetishes that's something else
>>34461541Deal. Let me give you those belly rubs in the morning fellow kot.
>>34462792Missing>her
>>34462798i’m not into gaining myself, im just attracted to the look of it on men. i also think its a little silly to pretend anyone would ever actually listen to me and go through with it. :P
my sister cheated on me
>>34462783Are you sure they're "friends" as opposed to merely friends?
>>34462794That doesn't resemble what I asked that question for at all but aight
>>34462779>Is that normal? IIf you want friends and a family and don't have them, it's normal to feel sad about that. It's not normal to resent people who do.
>>344611917.5 inches4.8 inchesnonoSlightly RightUpwardsYes
>>34462809You bang your sister, you Alabama fuck?
>>34462812A man can't be merely friends with a woman, he will always want to fuck her
>>34462818Only if said woman is ugly
Haha get tucked faggots I sat at the bar and aura farmed. Not only did one of the bartenders like my shirt and say drinks on him, this girl sat next to me, said her friend thinks I’m cute and then we talked for like 40 minutes. She didn’t look like she wanted to fuck tonight and she wasn’t my type, would probably rate her a 6/10on the normie scale and I got her Instagram anyways just in case I’m bored and horny later. Feels good being chad
>>34462783>>34462818As long as you don't have "male friends" your reaction was based.
>>34462772If both people decide it was a mistake, then things will be awkward for a while but can go back to normal eventually. If at least person decides it wasn't a mistake, that's going to change things; but not necessarily for the worse.
>>34462804women aren’t too big of alcoholics, maybe use that as ur motivation to break the habit and speed up ur journey on find ur one & only
>>34461544It's AI
>>34462818I want to fuck women I see pass on the street tooWomen just can't comprehend a layered consciousness because they're undisciplined narcissists with no genuine desires, opinions or uhhhh whatever yeah you get it>>34462820
>>34462828I found my one and only. She left.
>>34461536My lil bro will listen to a podcast while playing a game on his laptop while matchmaking in another game on xbox
>>34462699I would judge him if he didn’t take the leftovers home
>>34462766>I'm a fuckup.I see no reason to disagree with that assessment.
I have a date next weekwhat do I do if she wants to touch my willy?
>>34462832u don’t know that for sure
>>34461560Make the guy look like Moistcritikal lol
>>34462612They are both wrong. It’s almost like taste is individual
>>34462818>A man can't be merely friends with a woman, he will always want to fuck herBullshit. t. man with female friends
>>34462809>my sister cheated on meIn what sense?
>>34462839If you want. Consent and communication
>>34461606>Men, have you ever considered that it's possible for women to have issues with men based of genuine lived experience and not because they were brainwashed?Sure, just don't bother me and I won't bother you.
>>34462843And what would you do if that """friend""" of yours got on her knees and unzipped your fly?
>>34462840I know it well enough
>>34462710>men would u let ur artist gf use u as a nude model reference?Sure. At university I was a volunteer model for life drawing classes.
>>34462851how old r u? u still have time
>>3446285331
>>34462610>I only eat one full meal a day at 12pm and just drink water for the rest of the day. Is that badYou're probably anorexic.
>>34462854ur still young, have hope!
>>34462589There should be a law against posting those charts without proper context. Pic related is the more important data from the same source.
>>34462849I'd assume she was having a psychotic episode and push her away.
>>34462859>Women live in their delusions while men see reality and fight for the best outcome Yeah makes sense
>>34462863I have to assume you replied to the wrong post there.
>>34461606Honestly, I'm not really bothered by honest, straightforward misandrists. It's the ones who say they hate men, and then are all smiley and friendly and talkative like we're going to be besties? Those are the shitters.
>>34462864As I said, makes up her own reality.
>>34462863>Women try to be realistic by aiming for their looksmatch and men delusionally aim for higher than they can achieveYeah it does
Idk why I got these asada fries bruh I’m not even hungry and these beaners didn’t put cheese they used cheese sauce fucking helllllll dude cheese sauce is for poors
>>34461706>Men would you take a woman back if she left you for someone else but she admitted you were absolutely better in every single way and realized there is no one in the world who is above you after all, you are the true love of her life, and she wants to marry you?Absolutely not. I'll work hard to salvage a relationship that's on the rocks, but in my book, all breakups are final.
>>34462863Bro misread, lmao
Can women lose their hair if they start lifting?
>>34461757>why are you faggots like this i hate you. im a devoted lover not a nonchalant demonThere's a difference between devoted lover, and crazy codependent.
>>34462710Not if she can't spell.
>>34462876Yes
>>34462874Pretty sure he's implying that logically men's attractiveness should follow a similar curve to the women's and that women are rating men harshly but messaging supposed 4s. He's having trouble telling the difference between objective and subjective basically. An objectively average man is subjectively unattractive to most women.
>>34462865>Honestly, I'm not really bothered by honest, straightforward misandrists. It's the ones who say they hate men, and then are all smiley and friendly and talkative like we're going to be besties? Those are the shitters.M. This 1000%Keep your Brie Larsons and AOCs. I'd rather deal with Andrea Dworkin and Robin Morgan.
>>34462866>As I said, makes up her own reality.I'm a man, so I don't think it's me that's making up reality.
>>34462886What the data shows is that men sent messages almost exclusively to women whose photos they rated very highly, while the chances of a woman messaging a man were almost completely independent of how she rated his picture.
>>34461540
Do I give her my IG? She seems to be a bit but I honestly can’t tell. She has just given me one word responses and then out of the blue asks for my instagram
>go on a date with a girl>she’s really into me and we make out>doesn’t let me fuck her or let me touch her tits>eagerly responds faster after our date and wants to exchange contact infois this normal?
>>34462700>>34462706>>34462725>>34462836Well there were 3 of us. I didn't even think to do takeaway but then one suggewted to take it home. I initially was like nah CBF but she kept insisting I should, so I got a box and loaded up which made me feel weird, then said sure neither of you want this?
>>34462897"dont have one"
>>34462608Sigh, i wish I had a tomboy gf
>girl with short hair>tomboy gfpeople dont know what words mean anymore
>>34462899Yeah, she's not a slut
>34462905Too easy.
>>34462905That's not a new problem lol
Did you know that Israel was the name of someone in the bible?
>>34462897Make sure she answers your question first.
>>34462897>we're going to study you a bit...
>>34462912I just sent what this anon said >>34462902 and told her “I actually don’t have one lol I’m not big on social media”
>>34462910FYeah, I went to catholic high school and had to read this shit
>>34462917Based
>>34462920Do nuns still try to force kids not to be left handed or did they chill out with that shit?
YOURE A NUN YA NEVA HAD NO FUN
>>34462920The Catholic church lets the laity read the bible now?
>>34462896Why'd they make him fat and balding
>>34462923They don't, you can be left-handed. But yeah, the nuns were fucking insufferable, especially when compared to the priests who were usually chill
>>34462933>the nuns were fucking insufferable, especially when compared to the priests who were usually chillThe priests were getting laid so that makes sense.
Women, would you rather men you had sex with, brag to everyone you know, about how easy it was to get in your bed.Or they are all too ashamed of it, they don’t wan’t people to know they ever had sex with you.
>>34462944Non of those happen
>>34462933>the nuns were fucking insufferableWhat did they do?
She'll be at that taco truck again one of these days
>>34462948For example scolding me for wearing a blouse that "reveals too much of my wrist" when it was just a normal white blouse
Being intimate makes me want to kill myself
>>34462953Why?
>>34462953No one is forcing you to
>>34462950Choke fuck girl?
Being intimate with ugly women makes me want to kill myself
>>34462954I want to devour them whole and never let them leave my sight and the thought of them existing without me makes me sick with anxiety for no reason >>34462958Being intimate feels really good in the moment
The only people who hate Asian women are jealous stacies and black women.
>>34462964OCD sounding. Are you the girl that wanted to bundle up with a guy in a hot room so your sweat will saturate with his?
>>34462899>is this normal?The fact that you were trying to push her sex that she didn't want isn't normal. But otherwise, yes.
>>34462967>The only people who hate Asian women are jealous stacies and black women.Asian men seethe about Asian women
>>34462910>Did you know that Israel was the name of someone in the bible?Er, yeah. Everyone knows that.
>>34462968I'm pretty sure that's the taco truck guy
>>34462944Either is a deal-breaker.
>>34462967r/hapas
>>34462968I’m a dude >>34462972No idea what that means I think I am too mentally ill for relationships and all my support people are asleep
>>34462974What if he bragged about how hard it was to seduce you?
>>34462977That's possibly even worse.
>>34462976Or the guy who wanted to fuck his co workers wife or whatever. Bondage and choking and stuff
>>34462979No I’m not a character I’m just mentally ill
Real talk, is there any point in living after your 20s if you don't have kids yet?
>>34462982Idk I'm still in my 20s but I'll just shoot myself once I buy a gun
>>34462982Life is only worth it without children
>>34462982>is there any point in living after your 20s if you don't have kids yet?Life is much better without children.
>>34462984Literally what's left to fight for?
State gender if you like. What was your first exposure to porn, and how (if at all) did it influence you?
>>34462961YesI'm just glad that I got approached and talked to at the bar and at the same taco truck, a black woman gave me a hug and called me one of da good why bois - whatever that means. Overall a good night
>>34462988Life
>>34462988>Literally what's left to fight for?Yourself? Your spouse? Your fellow human beings?
>>34462990MOn YouTube I was 10 or 11 maybe Not much I think I just learned what sex actually was. I think it was kind of confusing at first but it didn't really harm me or anything
>>34462982Not really. You don't want to become the creepy single old guy at every event.>>344629884chan is always coping hard because they're losers who missed out on important milestones, yet they still believe that they have enough time to have a family in their 30s. The real blackcockpill is that if you didn't find a good gf by at least 21, you'll never find her.
>>34462990FVideo of a girl being fucked in the ass while peeing. Don’t think I would ever be normal anyways
>>34462990MDon't remember, I remember the first time I saw tits in a movie though. It was Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards which I saw on TV.
>>34461072Femanon, did your vag feel different after you lost your hymen?
1001 swag
>>34463014No. You don't "lose" it suddenly, it kind of wears away gradually (long beforeyou have sex for the first time). You don't really notice.
>>34463001Harsh but fair. Your 20s should be the best years of your life. If you missed out on that, there's no going back.
>>34462991Ew that's gross
>>34462987>>34462984You won't think the same in your 40s, trust me. Humans were literally designed and wired for procreation and parenthood.
>>34463001>good gf by at least 21How do you do that in Los Angeles?
Men, what's stopping you from having this level of discipline?
>>34463034
Do you think suicide is a biological self pruning mechanism for humans?
>>34463029>You won't think the same in your 40s, trust me.I'm in my 50s and I think that.
>>34462997Your spouse will grow old and wrinkly one day. She might leave your for another man or you'll just lose all sexual/romantic interest for her overtime. If you raise your kids well, they will always be loyal to you. Even when times are tough, they'll always have your back.
>>34463034It's gay
>>34463039Hi dad what are you doing on 4chan
>>34463034Messi's diet was pizza and Sprite and he won the World Cup before Ronaldo and has more Ballon d'Ors lol
>>34463044So
>>34463045So Ronaldo is a fucking tool
>>34463044Who gives a fuck about “Pessi”? Not every Ronaldo discussions must involve Messi, faggot. Now, I’ll admit Messi is probably the greatest footballer to ever touch a ball, the guy is basically a once in history anomaly with alien level talent. You can’t really compare him to normal players. Ronaldo, on the other hand, feels like the peak of what a human can become through pure discipline, the ultimate mortals GOAT. Different types of greatness. Messi is the glitch in the matrix. Ronaldo is the blueprint of obsession, professionalism, and longevity. And yeah, Ronaldo’s lifestyle, discipline, and physique are why he’s probably going to age like a machine well into his late years, still looking and moving like a freak of nature and banging tons of chicks unlike Messi. A real man vs a genius weird autist.
>>34463045So? Ronaldo was autistic about his diet and workouts while Messi wasn't, yet Messi achieved more in football.
Ronaldo strikes me as the kind of guy who jerks off to his own reflection
>>34463051I would too if I was this successful and good looking.
Im going on a date with a girl but she warned me she has green hairwhat does it mean fellas?shes japanese
Funny how women lose all their societal value the moment their wrinkles start to show.
>>34462978Why?
>>34463001>The real blackcockpillAutocorrect outing you as a cuck LMAO
>>34462991>a black woman gave me a hug and called me one of da good why boisKek
>>34463039Don't you have a daughter?
>>34463051He is Bateman as a footballer, plus cheek fillers and botox.
>>34463061I'd fuck a milf ngl
state genderyou meet the guy/girl of your dreams, you get together, but eventually separate when life puts you both on different tracks. both of you wanted to keep dating. do you hope that you and her/him eventually find your way back together?
>>34463084Sort of answered that here >>34462872
>>34463084>eventually separate when life puts you both on different tracksWhy would we possibly separate?If she has to move for a job I'm fine moving with her.
>>34463084Of course. Why wouldn't I want to be with my dream girl?
>>34463087you're either very young, very inexperienced, or very uncreative
>>34463084F.>do you hope that you and her/him eventually find your way back together?Yes. But I'm a romantic. Who wouldn't *hope* for that, in that scenario?
Men, do you like your sisters?
>>34463061Grandmas literally exist and make everyone's life better
>>34462990>State gender if you like. What was your first exposure to pornF. My first real exposure was internet porn. I remember searching for it - it was shocking, scary. I didn't click any of the videos, just the banner-ads on the site were enough. Sped-up, and the body parts all looked weird and alien to me. Porn was my first experience of really seeing the male body, but also the adult female body. >how (if at all) did it influence you?It desensitised me to porn. And it normalised certain sex acts (namely anal). It made my view of sex less romantic. I think it also made me think "doing sex" was one thing, that this is the type of sex that men like, that these were the things you did during sex to make a man think you are "good".
>>34463049It was all rigged thats why Messi won. Feck off, you know it, the whole world knows it. Messi is also a disrespectful spiteful racist cunt
>>34463093My sister is all right.
>>34461072Bros and sistas ITT. what are the signs your partner is clingy? My girlfriend likes to have phone calls wherever we can but this sort of cuts into my free time or even ability to rest. This is admittedly my first relationship so idk if she's unusually attached or if I'm just not used to having someone that loves and cares about me.
>>34463047You're jealous that ronaldo aged well
>>34463059>Im going on a date with a girl but she warned me she has green hair>what does it mean fellas?>shes japaneseFather issues/mom issues/family issues Will probably fuck you if she's a liberal
>>34463099Joshua Harvey deserved what he got.
>>34463099She's attached just talk about it.
>>34463025if you say so
>>34463093Yes. She has been very kind to me.
>>34462990M. My first exposure to porn was to hentai.I feel like it made me more connected to drawn arts. I have never connect to live-action porn, it seems so fake and without artistic merit. Meanwhile hentai gives a stronger impression.I feel like hentai is ideal sex, while filmed pornography is awkward/fake.
>>34463103Not a sports car fan?
>>34463059I hope youre rightshe said her ex was abusive so maybe she fits your stereotype
>>34463110Kind of. Focus on your relationship and talk to her about your issues
>>34463101>>34463111whoops
>>34462990F, don't remember my exact age but I must've been between six and eight. My father is a total boomer and back in the nineties he would get these pop ups, you know the ones, they have a big flashy red cross but if you click that it only explodes in more pop ups, and the only way to get rid of them is to find the half-hidden button to close them.He sometimes made my sister and me come over to close them for him. It felt really bad, the porn itself was vaguely scary and just gross, but the worse part was feeling he did not consider me a person yet, he did not feel ashamed around me, I was like a dog that could do a trick. It is hard to say how exactly it has shaped me, but I do know I long prided myself on not being a fan of porn and when I finally realized there was definitely porn that fascinated me instantly, I felt repulsive and like I was truly my dad's daughter. This was years ago and the feelings have softened but can still suddenly play up if I generally don't feel too great, like a dormant virus.
the guy ive been pining over and asking for advice about actually likes me guys.he just asked me out completely unexpectedly.he's new to relationships so i want to take it slow and not scare him off.i noticed he seems nervous about intimacy and touch and he gets all stiff when we hug, its really cute.but does anyone have advice on how to ease him into it without overwhelming him? we haven't even really held hands yet.
>>34463111>she said her ex was abusiveLol, just use her for sex. Don't date a basketcase.
>>34463118>Lol, just use her for sex. Don't date a basketcase.You're an asshole anon.
>>34463116Just go very slow, I think the big thing is to stay for a long time with each step, allowing it to truly feel more natural and comfortable before going for more. A huge part of this process will be a personal, internal process for him that will do its job as long as you offer enough to grow/change but not so much that he shuts down - which you will definitely be able to tell in the moment if you pay attention.Word of warning, it is expected and normal if he sometimes has a sort of emotional comedown after doing something very new. That is part of processing and try not to freak out that it means he does not like you or does not like sex. Just give space and him being allowed his mixed feelings will itself make him feel safer and make the mixed feelings less strong.Also for the record, you know him better but from your description it's also very possible that he feels quite ready and is merely worried about somehow overwhelming or disrespecting you. So also talk about your expectations, ask him if he has thought about what he would like to try and how soon. Best of luck and congratulations.
>>34463118>Don't date a basketcase.I dont have many other prospectsif shes into me ill probably settle
>>34463116aw, cute. savor it while you can.i'm uncomfortable with intimacy generally, it's hard to make that go away even with people i really like. for me, it is best to take it slow and get me to a point where i feel like i can be open with you, i get there by having my other convince me that they both want and enjoy me being open
>>34463110Was meant for >>34463102I'll talk to her when she wakes up
>>34463123Do it at your own risk and keep looking for a normal gf on the side. She has green hair and her ex was "abusive"? That seems like a train wreck waiting to happen.
>>34461072Do women who like board games actually exist?I have never met one.
>>34462990FMy dad had old VHS tapes. I was about four years old. I don't think porn ever influenced me, especially getting on the internet so young and seeing it everywhere.
>>34463110>>34463127He obviously chose to run over somebody's snowman. He chose to conduct his vehicle in an unsafe manner, where he wasn't supposed to be.The type of the car is irrelevant.
>>34463133IME, women are more likely than men to like boardgames.
Women: I'm in a relationship with a girl, she's unexperienced, only had clitoral orgasms, wants to explore her fornixes or whatever. I know I can reach (reached with other partners) but relied on partners to know what feels good to them and go from there in that regard. Help us with finding her feel good spots. Cues, pointers.>>34462990M. Some other kid showed me porn when I was like 10 and I hated it. He was also 10. He also tried to rape me before.
>>34463093My younger ones I adore, the older ones are fucked
>>34463116Does he know you lost your virginity to a drunk hookup and posted your tits on 4chan
>>34463131she told me her ex beat her when she set of a fire alarm 3 times so now shes afraid to cook or something (kek)anyway shes hot, exactly my type (except the green hair), if by a miracle she likes me ill go for her and maybe make some mentally fucked up kids with her
>>344622934/10
>>34463137I wouldn't focus on her fornixes, if I understand correctly what she has in mind then she's thinking of specific spots that are really a matter of a certain physical compatibility and not a certain technique. Though of course you can always discover new spots just with getting sexual practice, make sure not to experiment with just positions but also/primarily with angling during positions, shifting your weight a bit or tilting your pelvis just a little can make such a difference. But there are some spots near the cervix that you just have to fit into or not in terms of the dick curve and the size of the head, plus how hers are laid out. Again compatibility.What is a lot easier is exploring her g-spot. First turn her on doing your usual clit-centered things, then have her sit or lie back with her legs open. Start stroking down her lips and tease the actual vaginal opening. Only go inside once she is aroused to the point where it no longer feels like a hole but almost like a mouth, an entrance, and you can easily slide 1-2 fingers inside for a bit.Once she's at that point, put 1-2 fingers in with your palm up, not deep inside but 1-2 inches. You will know it's the spot because that part of the "roof" feels more textured. It can also feel swollen (that's great). You gently press on it using the flats of your fingertips and then massage it. Start very light and slow and work your way up to the most intense pace/pressure she still enjoys. Keep at that for a bit. It can help to use your other hand to touch her clit during, especially if she is nervous or embarrassed, but it can also work very well on its own.
>>34463137Wtf I doubt it. Also I think your gf is lying and probably wants you to eat her out
>>34462293you are obesestop being that and you will be pretty
>>34463145that's generous
>>34463142You'll end up making future Elliot Rodgers, many such cases, sad!
>>3446314270% chance she ends up cheating on you with that ex.
>>34463150if they turn out to be girls theyll live life on easy mode
>>34463156Probably or Probably not.
>>34463146Gspot I'm aware of though actually never found it on anywhere or nobody really cared about it. I guess I'll start with gspot. Still, any pointers re what feeling she should go "towards" when we're exploring angles etc?>>34463147I eat her out and we are very open with each other and have good communications established.
>>34463146this is so fucking lewd. humans are embarrassing creatures.
what's a good name for your daughter if shes a happa? preferably a 4chan reference
>>34463159I think a lot of women are not too aware of the g-spot themselves because it is hard to reach for many solo and during sex g-spot stimulation is just kind of in there, you can't disseminate to that point what exactly makes it feel so great. But if you have ever had a partner who e.g. loved to be on top and then propped up a bit with shallow penetration, that is because in that position you are stabbing them in the g-spot basically. The thing is to make sure that she is already very horny by the time you even attempt to find it, because if she's not there yet it will be so much more difficult to feel for both you and her. After all what you're doing is stimulating a nub of the (body of the) clit through the vaginal wall, so if that clit is not swollen yet, there is no sensitive part to press up against the wall to touch. As for the fornices, as they are near the cervix it would be a matter of deep penetration (messionary with a pillow under her ass and her legs on your shoulders, or prone bone) and then trying to experiment with different angles/directions to thrust with. Look at the picture though - you are trying to guide your dick to the side hollows that are there because of the uterus/cervix meeting the vagina. In the pic it looks straightforward but in practice there is a lot of variation in just how the woman's uterus is tilted and, I would guess, just how roomy/accessible any side bits are. And then add that if a guy is too thick or something it's a no go from the start. So have fun trying to find it but again realize this is just not under your control but a matter of literally fitting with this specific other person or not.
>>34463160Yes
>>34463164I see, thanks a lot for your answers, they are very helpful.
>>34463163Elliot Rodger
>>34463172but its a girl
It's actually crazy that I never managed to get a date with a hot girl. It feels painful and unfair, like starving and being forced to look at a nice meal through glass.
>>34463160>>34463167I would have related to this at one point in my life. Now I honestly just think, we are farting shitting sweating living creatures only here for a short while, and any of the embarrassing things I mentioned here still pale next to your body giving out and people needing to help you with the results of that, which most people also experience in their lifetime.Being unashamed and serious about trying to maximize pleasure with someone important to you is not that embarrassing to me in that context. I don't see the point anymore in trying to rise above what we always were and will be. If you talk about morality or civilization then yes, but the inherent weirdness and messiness that comes with being human, less so.
>>34463176>like starving and being forced to look at a nice meal through glass.imagine being me insteadplenty of dates with hot girls but they all end up ghosting you or leading nowherenow thats painfulif you cant even date them youre not even looking through the glass
>>34463176How do you think the ugly girls feel?
>>34463170>>34463170You're welcome and make sure to have fun together! It's easy to focus on achieving ideals but if you stay together long there will be a time you miss just being surprised by your partner('s reactions) and figuring things out together. So try to appreciate that too, even if it can feel awkward or disappointing in the moment sometimes!
>>34463179imagine being me insteadplenty of sex with hot girls and a hot wife and tons of money to spend on prostitutes but they all get boring and dont worship me like I'm god and I have to go to epsteins island to have sex with underage russians who give me stdif you cant even do that you are not even looking through the glass im bill gates btw
>>34463179I am looking through glass because I see the hot girls all the time while outside with mid girls or fatties and fuglies. Closest I got was hugging a few hot girls, their tight bodies felt amazing.
>>34463184>im bill gates btwbut your wife isnt hot
>>34463178nah i don't find it embarrassing to be a creature, i just mean objectively speaking. maximizing my partner's fun and pleasure is worth any embarrassment, anyway
>>34463187>i just mean objectively speakingTrue, that is undeniable. As someone who only had penetrative sex later it also caught me off guard how undeliberately comical sex can feel, the whole rocking/swaying back and forth together.
>>34463186she was hot once
>>34463190especially for women, getting fucked by dudes is gross, dunno how are you into that shit
date in 4 daysi havent been this nervous in agesits because she said she wants to get married and have kids so theres a lot on the lineits probably gonna go nowhere anyway
Welp, I'm gonna go pound my prostate until I'm a shaking mess. Seeya FOIDS!
>>34463196>get married and have kids>with an atoga moidI'd rather die
>>34463201Says an atoga foid
Why do I only attract detached women, Like what the fuck, They're all filled with traumas
>>34463201pfft, you'd be insanely happy with me and our kids, like a warm hug but with life circumstances
>>34463196I don't know your whole conversation but isn't saying you want to get married and have kids just a way to indicate early that you are dating quite seriously and not looking to waste time with flings or endless half-hearted dating? I doubt she means that she is hoping you can provide these things for her ASAP and if she is, that should give you pause.
>>34461586Hope your mother dies from cancer
>>34463210well aren't we a ray of sunshine today?
>>34463209yes we made it clear were both seriousshe also wants kid before she turns 30 and shes turning 28 this year
>>34463206>Why do I only attract detached women, Like what the fuck, They're all filled with traumasBecause that's how you are. Change your style of dating.
>>34463219Okay I can see how the proximity of that would make you nervous. I would definitely ask myself if you feel ready to be a dad in three years' time and if you're hesitant, maybe reconsider. Dating is always about finding out and you take a risk growing attached to another person. You cannot promise, even if you now feel you'd marry her tomorrow, that in two years your relationship or your feelings are so that this can happen. Nobody could promise that. But you can give her full honesty about your feelings and intentions now and after that it is her individual judgment call to make if she wants to take the leap with you.
>>34463206Yeah, this >>34463220Fucked up people attract other fucked up people.
>>34463219It makes sense to hurry up because we're over 30 and it's just one chemical pregnancy, been going at it for over a year. Not that I mind, I'm cool with kids/no kids.
>>34463225Im worried that she'll find me unattractive in person or that i fuckup somehow, most men dont commit early so i think she'll subconsciously see it as a red flag if I do
>>34463238nope. she's gonna look for signs you aren't committed to it.
>>34463238I know this is easier said/read than internalized. But you should also be looking for a person who makes you feel accepted and appreciated as you are. If you say something awkward, okay that can happen, but if that instantly turns her off and she will not accept attempts to explain or apologize, is she really the person you see yourself building a whole life with and communicating about all the big things with? If she finds you unattractive in person, well, that's definitely painful and would make most everybody feel like shit, but you don't actually want to date someone not wholly attracted to your real looks, right? So she also disqualifies herself with that. Same for the commitment part. If she is a person who would be distrustful and guarded because of reasoning like you said, while in reality what she's given is a man who is seriously interested and willing to try for real with her, her own deepest wish, then that is a red flag that you can't help her with.Of course, if you start waxing poetics about how you are certain you will be married forever on the first dates, that would likely scare or turn her off for the simple reason that it shows a complete lack of realism that does not bode well for a relationship. But I doubt that's the kind of situation you were thinking of.
You will suffer
Do women also wish sex was like in porn
>been flirting and sexting with a midwestern wine mom for like 3 months now >she finally wants to meet me irl.Does it mean she wants to fuck?
will you spread love or hate today atoga?
>>34463257hate
>>34463255I wish you had a cock in your ass
>>34463261is chainsaw man anything like devilman?
>>34463257I have not yet been raped.
>>34463264I wish my cock was in your ass
>>34463267Eh, only a little.
>>34463268uh that's now what I asked
MoidsHow do I tell my moid about my degen fetish?
>>34463272I know what you were asking, you little shit. You were asking for it. You were asking for someone to manhandle your plump, rosy butt cheeks and insert his man meat into your rectum. You just want to be pumped full of warm man milk, don't you? Oh yeah, baby.
How come you never see a lot of female bush at Busch Gardens? I want to see pubes, damn it! Or else what am I paying admission for! It's supposed to be PUSH PUSH in the BUSH gardens!
>>34463282GAY!
>>34463209The decline of men approaching women functions like a political shock even when nobody frames it that way.It reshapes family formation. Fewer approaches mean fewer relationships, later marriages, lower birth rates, and accelerating demographic decline. That feeds directly into labor shortages, pension stress, immigration politics, and generational conflict. Governments can pass incentives but they cannot legislate attraction or courage.Second, it polarizes gender politics. Many women interpret non-approach as disinterest or resentment while many men experience it as rational risk avoidance shaped by social sanction, economic precarity, and fear of misreading norms. Each side builds narratives about the other and political movements harvest those grievances.Third, it weakens informal social trust. Approaching a stranger used to be a low-level civic act that trained people to tolerate rejection, ambiguity, and difference. When that disappears, people retreat into apps, algorithms, and identity-filtered spaces which harden group boundaries and reduce empathy.Fourth, it shifts power to platforms and institutions. Dating apps, HR departments, and legal frameworks mediate intimacy that used to be negotiated face to face. That concentrates cultural authority in systems optimized for liability management and profit, not human bonding.Finally, it produces downstream radicalization. Large populations of unattached men historically correlate with instability, withdrawal, or extremist politics. Most do not become violent but many disengage from civic life, work, and optimism itself which is politically corrosive.
>>34463287You will be made gay.
WomenWhy do you seem to not care when a man has a high bodycount?
>>34463269It will be. I am bending over, and I am going to take my homosexual punishment! Just like church and boarding school.
I'm not underweight anymore (still very skinny), but now I have a small "pouch" under my chin and it looks quite ugly. Should I go back to being slightly underweight just so it goes away? I have good tongue posture so that won't affect it.
>>34463288I wished I disagreed with you but nope, nodding along. The only thing I would add, which is already pretty much implied in your third point, is the role technology played in increasing people's sensitivity to anything that can be perceived as cringe, especially in social terms. It is not just dating or cold approaching that has become more loaded, people's tolerance for stuff like a stranger making small talk with them on public transport, or even just waiting for somebody in a public place without retreating into your phone, has also dramatically changed. I feel it's a self-feeding mechanism where social avoidance leads to less tolerance for negative social feedback, so your sensitivity to any (perceived) negative social interaction becomes so high that you retreat more to spare yourself the stress.
Just Like Heaven?No.Just Like Prison.
>>34463295I have heard too many stories where a man who was a virgin before his first gf cheats on her because something something he wants to experience more women/doesn't want to die only having had sex with just one woman. So a virgin isn't any better and doesn't affect how loyal a male is, which means it's better to look for other, actual signs of loyalty.
>>34463308Yes, because a man having cheated on every partner with a different fat trailer mom he met at the Gathering of the Juggalos is sure to be a winner.
>>34463308my heart will always belong to her, why would I want to experience other women? there is no one better
>>34463295Different possible reasons apply, some women definitely don't love to dwell on the knowledge but are just willing to make the trade off that the people they find most attractive (social, easy to get along with, conventionally attractive, confident enough to be relaxed and fun) will have been attractive to many others, too, for those same reason. But I feel women are also better at looking at it from another angle, half glass empty or half full style. Men seem to often feel that a woman having experienced (strong) attraction or love for other men diminishes what they share in the present. Women in my experience are more often able to see it as, the fact that he can appreciate female beauty and has known many beautiful women, but at the end of the day he still wants to be with me over anyone else, means what we have is ostensibly special (and goes beyond hot sex or whatever). You can also see it as affirming. After all, if your partner were incapable of finding any other person fun or hot, would it mean anything that they were with you or would it just mean you're the only option? Isn't it him knowing the temptation and still not feeling it anymore or not giving in a much more surefire sign that he cares, not because he can't be with anyone else but because he does not want to?Obviously these are highly subjective things and society plays a role, for men it is often the "scoring" a woman itself that is most portrayed as a victory, whereas or women it's more the man settling down with them, being "end game" that is depicted as a personal triumph.
>>34463311This whiny mindset is how to recognize a cheater kek, you belong into the trash with the rest of your kind.
>>34463295Women would rather have a cake everyone has tasted than a cake no one has tasted.
Foids, do you really have sex in work clothes and don't even go to the bathroom to clean up?I was watching the "reimagined" Nancy Drew and in the first episode she is fucking her fuckbuddy while wearing her work uniform. He cums in her because there is no condom and she literally sliides off of him out of bed, and puts her shoes on and heads out to work. I assume it must have just been a panties to the side fuck too so no fresh underwear either. She doesn't even go to the bathroom to clean up! This is Fucking disgusting!
>>34463328It's a fucking TV show, dude, not reality.
>>34463330But people also you hear about cheating at work in like the closet or empty office room. These women are Fucking and getting their pussy smells floated out there and mostly not even cleaning up either right?
>>34463116You're going to dump him in a few months tops.
>>34463328>>34463330This, very few people would do this and if they do then it's because they specifically have a kink for feeling/being dirtied. It's just a tv-show, they also show people having sex or implied sex and then saying goodnight and turning off the lights, like there's nothing to clean up, she doesn't have to pee to prevent infections... It's just one of those things they skip for brevity and because it adds nothing, like actually telling someone bye before hanging up the phone or shows only ever showing people going to the bathroom if it directly serves the plot.
>>34463339What about a cut for an implied cleanup or showing her heading to the bathroom or something? I'm absolutely disgusted by this!
It's CATURDAY. How will you spend your caturday today?
>>34463339>shows only ever showing people going to the bathroom if it directly serves the plot.Then there is Knight of the Seven Kingdoms that shows a grown man shitting on camera in the first 3 minutes of the show for no reason.
girls why are you evil?
>>34463316But female creatures don't actually see cheating as a bad thing. They see it as their man demonstrating his value. She got the high value man>he cheated on her>she needs to become a better gf for himThat's the foid mindset. Loyal men=low value to the tiny female brain.
>>34463295Finding someone with compatible goals and values is more important to me than body count. It'd be romantic to only fall in love with one person and never even kiss anyone else, but that's unrealistic. If he's slept with 10 different women, considers STDs and contraception, and doesn't have an adversarial relationship with past hookups that's encouraging. Much more appealing than a virgin who refuses contraception and has incompatible life goals.
everywhere you look, sex is portrayed as a chore for womenin movies, in shows, in music. Women having to have sex with their husbands is treated as domestic abuse etc.Makes actually pursuing women feel like im making their lives worse and makes not want to do it at all
>>34463374Because you moids are fucking terrible at sex
>>34463374I hear you and the depiction is not literally based on nothing but it is also not the truth/whole story.Other anon is kind of right in that especially historically, there was just little attention for making women feel good in bed. Men had literal great thinkers like Freud proclaiming the message that if a woman needed clitoral stimulation, she was mentally not right and not a real woman. In general there was a lot more (religious) shame surrounding sex and pregnancy risk, which does not help with enjoying foreplay or even feeling like you should/can take the time to both enjoy it together. This led to a few generations of women that dreaded sex and had the "close your eyes and think of England" mentality, not all of them, but to the point where it was common enough to become a cultural trope. If women truly were not wired for sexual pleasure then they would not nowadays consume porn, buy toys, seek out casual sex and so on. And while you are right that the depiction you mention exists, opposite examples also exist, I can definitely think of songs, poems and books by women that focus on female desire for men. I don't know if you are actually interested in those or just trying to make your point but still.
>>34463377I can learn, but only if I have a teacher.
>>34463374>pursuing women makes their lives worseCorrect
>>34463328I had an Ex who would do this. We worked different hours and she would come over on her lunch break to fuck. Most of the time she did not remove her work clothes, and at least half the time it was "panties to the side" as you say. She never had an extra pair with her. She would at least go to the bathroom for a minute to clean up though.
I feel like I sometimes behave like a hysterical woman
>>34463374Watch Knock Knock and you'll feel better.
>fall in love with the person, not their potential
>>34463363Nice try hon. Male = cheater always. They don't even see cheating as evil, only justified lol.
>>34463417You are again trying to project your tiny female brain thinking on men. Men can cheat and still love their gf/wife, but female creatures cheat because they often have feelings for the new guy and are too cowardly to break up. That is way more malicious than a man just fucking different pussy with no feelings involved./thread
>>34463416Works if you're male, doesn't work if you're female.
Belly rubs for all the good anons this Caturday. Do you accept?
If my date goes well I promise to stop hating women (until I get sick of her)
>>34463349Got back from practice. Now I’m eating before the children destroy the store while they are on spring break.
>>34463434NO
This is my pepper plant after not watering it for about 2 weeks during my vacation. Is she cooked, fellow plantfags?
>>34463257love, always.>>34463374>movies>shows>musicMaybe try reality!>>34463441She doesnt look cooked, just unhappy. Pepper plants can take a real beating desu.
if im dating a bpd demon i should expect to get laid th first date rightif a bpd girl doesnt fuck you on the first date it basically means shes never going to, right?
>>34463434Are there any good anons here?
>>34463441No. Just water little by little
>>34463434I might be getting a keyboard today. That's almost as good as a belly rub.
>>34463444>Maybe try reality!this is reality>>34463405>Knock Knockwhy, what is it about
>>34463434*purrrr* :3
>>34463434i'll headkick you instead
Any normal moids here today? Love you. Hope ur depression improves.
>>34463401maybe you are one? have you considered transitioning
>found out the girl I was madly in love with found a guy>thought I'd feel bad>feel better because i dont have to be obsessed with her anymore or worry about making a move
>>34463455Normal is relative, but thanks to your warm wishes I'll go brush my teeth now.
>>34463457It's almost as if men enjoy being cucked?
>>34463455>normal>moid>4chanlmao. normal moids are reading books and getting laid and doing coke they don't post here, except qt maybe
>>34463457This, except mine's a lesbian. Finding out I never had a chance anyway saved my life.
>>34461072Looking to get a new car. My initial options for consideration were either a recent Toyota Camry or Toyota Corolla. My mom recommends a Honda. Specifically a Honda Accord because she claims they last forever. Out of those two car brands, which one do y'all recommend and why?
>>34463455I don't have depression though
>>34463455I'm relatively normal at least compared to most other moids I see posting here>Hope ur depression improves.as in you hope I get more depressed?
>>34463460thats not what cucking means
>>34463467i hate my toyota but i also hated my moms honda so ymmv. wish hyundais weren't so stealable
>>34463463Qt is a drug addict, stop getting parasocial over 4chan regulars.
>>34463463Yeah but incel doesnt feel quite accurate and less-hateful is a mouthful.
Average woman
>>34463463My wife is away on a business trip and I got a hangover + minor concussion from boxing yesterday + underslept so containing myself here
>>34463456I will never transition, I like being a man
>>34463467toyota is always the safer betdirt cheap everything, they last forever
>>34463455Depressed moids aren't "normal"
>>34463471>wish hyundais weren't so stealableElaborate. This alone might influence my decision. >>34463478Yea this too
>>34463470That's not what you jerk off to, sure.
>>34463482I jerk of strictly to Juri and Cammy R34
>>34463446That’s not for me to judge>>34463448Don’t rub the keyboard on yourself anon>>34463452Anon speaks my language >>34463454Is it annoy cat poster day already? I thought that was on the 15th.
how is my second favorite Bpd braphog today?
>>34463468Happy for you, then. >>34463482Why are you being so weird abt this? Chill xP>>34463479I think they can be, sure.>>34463488Ahah doin great babe.
>>34463437What were you practicing?
>>34463486>Anon speaks my languagemeow
I will never understand why you guys proudly tell everyone what you jerk off to
my face is so smooth I can't stop touching it
women, if you are ever worried about being a slut, just remember this lady. she was a guaranteed virgin and her moid husband abandoned her. so she became a prostitute and was then married 2 more times lmao
>>34463493Partial arts. I have a third degree black belt in procrastination.>>34463495Meowdy anon san. Guard the house while I’m at work.
>tfw no bpd gf
>>34463480apparently old models are very stealable due to the kia boys viral tiktoks sharing how to steal them a few years back. unsure if it was ever fixed but i know they were nearly uninsurable in some places, and my friend bought a brand new one just for it to be stolen and totaled not even a week later
>>34463501the lesson? never trust males or marry.
>>34463498They are so lonely, all the other "normies" are scared of them.
>>34463472what part of the doing coke line of my post did you miss? the doing? or the coke?
qt is a moid?
Remember when she was the internet's darling?
>>34463525She still is
>>34463490>I think they can be, sure.Not to women, no.
>>34463525she never was she could never be while Sasha exists
Is true eve really just a man in a wig?
>>34463522>Why did you post?
>>34463525she never was for me, you guys obsess over the most painfully mid girls every time
genderopinion?
>>34463525No. All I remember was one anon spamming.
>>34463515Yes.
>>34463534I don't watch slop
>>34463528>Basic white bitchNah, Alysa is cuter and actually has way more personality as a celeb. She doesn’t feel manufactured, she’s got her own vibe and interests. She literally watches Chainsaw Man, which already puts her above most of these industry robots.
>>34463540>She doesn’t feel manufacturedLOL lmao even, you poor deluded fool
>>34463540>She literally watches Chainsaw ManSounds like basic asian bitch
24 FDaily reminder to watch KPDH. Thanks.
>>34463540you just described a basic as it gets ass bitch>uuuu she watches one of the most normie animesher score at the olympics wasnt even close to the golden trio
>>34463543your obsession with this film is kinda cute desu
She's a real one.
>>34463543Can I watch it with you?
>>34463543get the fuck over this faggot ass showyou're fucking 24
>>34463543Larping as female isn't gonna help you shill this thing
>>34463543your obsession with this film is kind of disturbing
if I watch kpop demon hunters at least one 7/10 or higher foid owes me sexotherwise Im not gonna watch it
>>34463525This is how girls look at me when they realize I have a Thermomix
>>34463558You're telling me I need a thermomix now?
>>34463545>redhairyeah she is the superior girl
>>34463545>red hair and trying hard to look emoCringe as fuck.
>>34463455>Hope ur depression improves.tha...>normaloh. never mind
>>34463547oh on top of everything else she has bad taste in anime too
>>34463545Looks kinda cool tb desu
>>34463534MPro abortion propaganda is fucking insane man
>>34463543F 24No bitch
>>34463564its a costume for a routine, work on your figureskating knowledgeshe was also making better moves on ice than the mid hapa straight after having a kid too
>>34463569What? CSM Part 1 is unironically one of the most unhinged yet well written pieces of fiction ever, pure chaos on the surface but actually layered as hell underneath. Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>34463572clock it anon>>34463552>>34463551bleh these posts, i agree with the most
in Tokyo they play lofi in cafes and certain businesseswhy cant the rest of the world be like this?I blame women.
>there are foids and moids ITT who unironically think CSM is a bad anime/mangaLmao uncultured idiots
>>34463582its fucking trashget out of here with your trash taste
>>34463515the best>>34463500is it really though?>>34463434definitley accept, no questions asked
>>34463572Can we not watch it together?
>>34463582its not badbut its a milktoast normie entry animejust because you jerk off to the girls in it doesnt mean its a masterpieceI jerk off to Ada and Jill constantly and I've never played RE either
>>34463588I don't want to so no
>>34463581you just can't please these guys as long as you don't have a third leg
>>34463591Fair enough.
>>34463582Go read good manga anon
>>34463582overmilked, utters as swolen as they are dry. they look like they'd most certainly fall off if you tried a few more times
>>34463576You think that because you only watch normie anime, it does nothing special
>>34463581That would be pretty chill in muttland.
>>34463595if csm ain't good explain why characters like Makima had such a cult following before and after the anime aired
>>34463604because of horny men
>>34463365>Finding someone with compatible goals and values is more important to me than body countSomeonw with a high bodycount has incompatable values and life goals to me.Why are women's values like this?
A woman would have to be 20 foot tall to pick you up like a baby
>>34463606you're ignorant as fuck if you think people only like her because of her design. She's literally tied to everything good that happened in the series
>>34463295Well, I'm not a fan of manwhores and would never date one, but I'm also not a retard with a virginity fetish who thinks that a guy is "ruined" if he had sex a few times before me. I lost my virginity to my boyfriend and he had sex with a previous ex before me. The idea of rejecting him simply because he had one ex-girlfriend he had sex with is ludicrous to me.
>>34463613Maybe I'm just really small, did you ever think of that?
>>34463581I don't like lofi.
Should I visit China this year?
>>34463582I haven't read it or watched it, but it looks utterly stupid.
They have transformed you into a Hispanic. Haven't they?
Nobody talks about the real cultural divide among gen z men and women, the men are weaboos and the women are koreaboos.
>>34463645>the women are koreaboos.Im not and never will be. I don't understand it at all
Women, why do you hate progress?
>>34463645No thanks korean culture is misogyny personified.
>>34463651Nothing british counts. Theyre subhuman.
>>34463660Do mutt women love nuclear power?
M 29Not a gooner, but I always enjoyed Junji Ito's works, specifically Tomie. Will I ruin my irl reputation if I buy this Tomie resin figure? I want it so badly
>>34463660Why do women hate the british so much?
>>34463667ntaI thought hating the British was a normal person thing and not a gendered thing.
>>34463575Trusova looks like THAT now?
>>34463664Plastic figures are such a waste of money and space.
>>34463664Just buy it. It looks very good.
My insurance will only cover therapy until after I hit the deductible, which would be in 6 sessions and a total of 1500 dollars, is it worth it? should I just knock them out in the next 6 weeks or spread it out so it's not as expensive
>>34463670I've seen it mostly from women and queers. Why would it be normal?
Swallowed another clove of garlic when does the benefits kick in
>>34463698I don't know where you get that from, but it's pretty common on the internet regardless of being male/female, straight/gay, or any nationality, but shitting on the British has always been common.
>>34463575She's pretty hot ngl
Utilizing someone's likeness and physical images is illegal. Utilizing someones likeness and physical images for profit is highly illegal and can and will equate in monetary compensation from an official judgement. Thanks and FUCK AI.
>>34463721>People are still seething about AI in 2026So how long until you start throwing Molotov cocktails at people about it?
hi, chat. The girl I was fancying already has a white boy I think. I should just leave. I should move to china and become a rice farmer
>>34463721What are you talking about?
>>34461090Yes, please love me
Are French or Spanish speakers more pleasant to talk to? This’ll determine what language I seriously learn.
>>34463743Considering there's a common stereotype of French people being snooty douchebags, you should probably learn Spanish.
>>34463734You could always triadmaxx
>>34463725sounds dangerous
>>34463743french women are hot and annoying so you can brat tame them
Plap
Why did she delete her post? I wanted to comment "LOL" on it
chat, how can I afford to keep my lights on this month? the masses seem to love my look, love my ideology and support my viewpoints but I cant afford to keep my kids fed or my lights on (I have a full time REAL job btw)
>>34463671yeahfun fact first time on ice post pregnancy she was landing quads first try
>>34463762new age communisim, my guy. don't eat all your bread the first week of the month.
>>34463651Only Iran is allowed to have a nuclear program, xhud.
>>34463768not if you give them the recipe and instructions on how to make it themselves. hope you enjoyed my exposé
>>34463275Idk, just portray it in a way that doesn't imply you have done it before with a dozen guys or any, and he is just supper special and you were saving your degeneracy for him or whatever
>>34463749Spanish women are hotter tho
Would you date a perverted MILF?
Es ist kalt
>>34463787Hell yeah
pitch black paint but the seats, they vanilla.lost my heart shaped glasses last time i was outta town
I want to marry a smart woman. The only women I've met who I thought were smart are old enough to be my mom. Where am I more likely to meet smart girls?
>>34463801Catholic church amen
>>34463801They're out there but they date doctors and CEOs.
>>34463812Surely there's smart women in their 20s who want to date a smart guy in his 20s and start a family... right? Haha
>>34463822ntaAre you implying doctors and CEOs aren't smart?
>>34463822Are you useeful-smart or ugly-and-annoying-smart?
>>34463833Very useful. I can hook the PC up to the TV with an HDMI cable.
>>34463837Women can watch YouTube videos, too. They also have jobs now.
My period is late
My question mark is? early
>>34463534I don't know anything other than the right is a rape baby?
>>34463779I haven't done it before and the only time I told a moid about it he was grossed out
>>34463743French people might be the worst kind of people you’ll ever interact with
Give me a good reason to continue lifting if im chopped
>>34463856Women can maybe give you partial attention for a few seconds extra
>>34463855The women are intoxicating though
>>34463540And she has a baphomet tattoo. You just know she fucks like a lioness.
>>34463859*intoxicated
>>34463743The french will literally tell you to stop speaking french and to just speak to them in english, meanwhile you can become best friends with your mexican coworker without ever saying a word to each other
>>34463528>>34463540>>34463861You know what, I love figure skating now
>>34463845No need to worry, unless you've been getting creampied.
>>34463651Every documentary start with “nuclear is 100% safe”, end of episode 1 “they installed it wrong, the equipment was outdated, management looked the other way, the government wanted to cover it up and we all got cancer”
>>34463861>she fucks like a lioness?
>>34463854What is it?
It's at least a year since I had a date. I caught feelings like I always do.I hate being alone. It's definitely time to kill myself but I am a pussy.I wish I was a woman so someone loved me. Women don't need to compete for scraps of affection.
>>34463867Immaculate conception through dry humping
Women, why do you like romance stories where a cheating skank leaves her loyal bf for someone else?
My breath smells like garlic :[
>>34463879Reminds me of leaving my husband for bbc
>>34463870The solution is not having russians or idiots working on it
>>34463879What fucking stories are you seeing this happen?
Most loyal femanon
>>34461090Only compared to you.
>>34463540They hated him because he told them the truth
>>34463874Electricityplay. I want him to zap me while fucking me
>>34463886She posts here?
>>34463886Hot. Good for her
>>34463891That doesn't sound so bad
>>34463582Ai says it has crappy character development and a dissapointing ending.
>girl I went on date with wants to follow me on instagram after the date went well>I have two>the first is one where 90% of my followers list and the people I’m following are hot college girls I want to bang>the other one is my real instagram where I have my actual friends added but she’ll find out I’m not actually the age I said I was just from a little digging by looking at my friendsWhat do I do?
I want to eat a woman's big ass so bad :[
>>34463886Women don't want broke men but don't want the sacrifices that come along with being with a wealthy man either, if they date a man with equal wealth then they complain he tries to go 50/50 with them on everything. You can just can't win with females, they'll never be happy.
>>34463891That’s hot as hell but it will scare the missionary normies
>>34463540AND A BOYFRIEND YOU KEKOLDS
>>34463865I always liked it for this very reason lol also I was going to post that image lol
>>34463905Oh shit, new filter test?CuckoldsCuckoldsCuckolds
>>34463900What age did you tell her and what age are you
I shook a girl's hand today, does that count as hand holding?
>>34463908Test KEKOLDS
>>34463910No
>>34463905I bdt she pegs him
People say I'm not ugly, but when I read about how ugly people are treated in public, I relate completely. What does that mean? I watch the way actually attractive people are treated and it's night and day for me. I am not fat, or bald btw.
>>34463912oh :(
>>34463911Oh so all caps?KEKOLDS
>>34463540they hated this one boss>she only likes le normgroid animes!!Good, the only anime worth consuming is the most surface-level, normie-appealing anime with good animation. Having "good taste" with regard to anime almost always coincides to being an absolute subhuman, it correlates inversely to every good trait a human can have.
>>34463913That'd be bretty based if she did.
I bet he gets to eat her ass
>>34463916Neat, we all got to learn something fun today. Time to craft some bait to hit the newbies with
>>34463909She thinks I’m a college student and I’m actually in my 30s
>>34463917NtaI agree, it is very similar to traditional cinema in that way
>>34463923I’ve been thinking of running that same scam as I am in my late 20’s and already get away with it but I think I’d rather attract women who are explicitly into the age difference. Not for any moral reason, mostly just for the sport of it.
>>34463923Why are you lying
>>34463825No, but typically CEOs and doctors aren't in their early 20s>>34463833Useful smart
Made for Conquest
>>34463923>having a social media presence instead of being cool and mysteriouslol, did it to yourself retard
>>34463928>useful smart(X) Doubt
>>34461709For future uses
>>34463930Incredible crackship desu and very flavorful
Women, can I eat your ass?
why do people like to eat ass? shit comes out of there
>>34461709
I want my own sexaroid I would treat her nicely though
>>34463938dey eat da poo poo
When you call a girl responsible is that a compliment or a read
>>34463943I like that one woman in the audience that lowkey looked into it.
>>34463935Yummers
Does anyone use an android launcher? I need a new phone and was wondering if anyone had any experience with something like Nova Launcher.
>>34463949I'm wondering if the top two comments on google play are from old phones.
>>34463949Default launcher is good enough, Nova Launcher was bought out and will rape your privacy.
>>34463955Oh bother
When a guy is called a "munch", is it intended to be insulting?
>>34463956You will honestly never be looking at your launcher. When you're not inside an app, your screen is usually turned off or stuck on a clock. Nobody needs any launcher beyond the default.
>>34463957I have never heard a male be called a munch, just women.
>>34463960Okay, buttmunch.
>>34463962Case in point.
>>34463959I really only have experience with stock Android and One UI and wanted to branch out with something new, but didn't want to get stuck with their UI.
Is it cringe to show the hairstylist the haircut you asked chat gpt for
>>34463925Respectable but it’s genuinely tough to pull off. Most girls act like schizos- even if they want an age gap, they pretend to think it’s weird for to save face until they’re comfortable enough to confide their deepest darkest secrets in you.>>34463926Because I want *relatively* easy sex with girls in their prime and most women my age are hags AND landwhales. Slim pickings all around so may as well go for hot college girls.>>34463931>have social media so I don’t seem sus>potentially a liability since I can’t help but follow hot girls>don’t have social media>seem sus and girls will think you’re weirdThere’s no way I can win….
>>34463965No, just the picture will do. And the hairstylist will work with what you have.
https://youtu.be/iSfuHwENzXM
>>34461164>>34463973Type 2, lel
Both genders, do you have any sympathy for Clav here?Clavicular broke down in TEARS after finding out his girlfriend he met 10 days ago is PREGNANT, leaving him overwhelmed and in SHOCK after becoming a father at just 20 years old
I love not being a whore
>>34463964>wanted to branch out with something newA phone should be boring and predictable so that you can always rely on it.Save the exciting software mix-and-match ricing for your gaming PC.
>>34463975Kek! What fucking happened Clav?
>>34463968I will go forward with confidence that you are not willingly leading me astray
>>34463975Sounds like a dummy who didn't wrap it.
GenderDo you consider it cheating if your partner kissed someone else of your gender and would you break up over it?Only a kiss
>>34463981FYes
>>34463975I've always had sympathy for him. He's mentally unwell and his actions indicate a very deep hurt. I hate that it seemed like a better option for him to beat himself in the face with a hammer and blast himself with hormones than for him to actually reach out for help.
>>34463975Uhm, clav is infertile...
>>34463975Why does he have a following
>>34463975>he met 10 days ago is PREGNANTMaybe she is pregnant but it's not his, would a pee test even be positive at 10 days or less?
>>34463981IM MR BRIGHTSIDE
God it's worse than I thought
nothing like some samefagging astroturfing to liven up the thread
>>34463960I have.
>>34463463>except qt maybeI may be reading a book and drinking coca cola but still a turbovirgin, nothing "normal" about moi >>34463472An addictive temperament sure, but been sober for the past few weeks. Which is boring as shit so just been keeping busy with stuff irl. Hope y'all are all hanging in there though>>34463515Sorry to disappoint I suppose
>>34463976I miss being a male whore.
do you gets have any tips of what I can say when I stuck nervous? I have:- What are you guys talking aboutAnd that is it
>>34463975I don't give a shit about this fag, why do you keep posting about him?
Women of /atoga/, why are men so seemingly terrified of immigration?
>>34463998Because immigrants are cancer, and i would know, i am one
>>3446398962 million women enrolled in, attended classes at, and graduated from Unethical Non-Monogamy Academy.On scholarships.
>>34463964NTAFind one on f-droid. There's a bunch of options and they won't rape your privacy
>>34463975How much do you want to bet they'll abort it?
>>34463975M, no, I have sympathy for that child though for having retarded parents>>34463981M, yes to both>>34463965Using chat gpt is cringe, the rest is fine>>34463942Based Bubblegum Crisis poster>>34463886Meanwhile it's impossible to get a doctor's appointment here
>>34463999Where did you immigrate from?
>>34463905Why is it always skinny musicians?I should get back into practicing....
>>34464006*emigrate
>>34464006India, why
I tend to mostly (not every time but often) attract women that I don't really care about for one reason or another. I'm not proactive when it comes to attracting women; they just come to me and I talk to them and flirt a little then. If I were to be more active in meeting women instead of waiting for one to talk to me, would I be able to get more of the women I want?
>>34463762Florence Nightingalemaxx and use a kerosene lamp or something>>34463721I hate AI but this is a silly take, where do you draw the line with creative inspiration if you can't even draw somebody>>34463543Atoga watch party when
Moids, why did you stop being intentional with dating?
Why did she delete her post?https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34461072/#34463067
>>34464012Are you planning to come back?I immigrated to England from Poland and then went back after 6 years, best decision ever
>>34463918*bratty based and bitches hate me for it.
>>34463401>I sometimes behave like a hysterical womanIn what way?I do but all the time>>34463349I babysat, played tennis, made a spinach tart and now reading and shitpostin >>34463275With your words>>34463257Hate>>34463133Yes, actually I agreed to go to a board game cafe with a girl next week and am dreading it
>>34463975Lmao WHAT>>34463985This is news to me. Sauce?
>>34463981kiss of death?
Latinas really do think they are top tier now? Foids, what do you think about what the Latinas are claiming here?
>>34464020How is dating in Poland
>>34464018Intentional could mean so many things here
WomenWhat will it take for you to approach a guy and ask him out?
>>34464032Fuck off Moid! You know exactly what she means asshole!
>>34464035I like it when you call me moid
>>34463979If chat gpt is giving you something within your hair texture then she will know if chatgpt is correct or not.But like going from pin straight to jew fro would be expensive because you can only do that with perms. Or literally any curly style texture is considerably hard mode for males.
>>34464026>This is news to me. Sauce?Google it.
>>34464033We actually need Moids to make those approaches.
>>34464024What the fuck is spinach tart?
>>34464040Ohhhhhh he's using injectable trt. I thought he was tranny pilling.
Is it better to ask a girl out with no warning, as in randomly texting "hey wanna go out?", or is it better to ease into it after a longer conversation.
you are dead to me
>>34464041The content isn't triggering me.Her stupid fucking hand gestures are.>>34464008Women don't like skinny musicians.
*swoops in*
>>34464041giant tits
>>34464031Much better than it was in England because I'm not an immigrant here
>>34464038Yeah no shit, have a little faith in me. I’m not THAT retarded
>>34464056>if you're 6'4, jacked and white, you can get away with killing 2000 people and trying to kill your own son while calling his mom a pet brvtal JBWpill desu
I feel so lost and scared in life
>>34464056What?
>>34463993why did you post it
>>34464067me too friend
>>34464067I that something you want to talk about?
Hey>...Plap
>>34464074This is what moids consider a good date btw
>>34463989Is this just a Bong problem or something?>>34463998>why are men so seemingly terrified of immigration?Because they have common sense. I implore anyone in favor of immigration to go to the countries people are immigrating from, and not the touristy areas. Go to Zamora and watch people get shot in the streets. Or go to a South Asian country and try to go a day without getting raped. >>34464030>what do you think about what the Latinas are claiming here?I think we are fetishized the same way Asian women are.
Moids, which way? Would you really take looks over loyalty?
>>34464073no not really, but I appreciate it anon
>>34464077Her tits are huge, what was the question again, I got distracted
>why did you stop being intentional with dating?I'm not sure I ever *started* being intentional about dating.Formalised dating the way americans (in particular) seem to think of it just sounds like a chore an no fun at all, so I've never done that.
Foids and moids who have lost someone or had breakups with people you loved.Someone once told me that women process these kind of delusions of pic related a bit differently and that they tend to last longer. For a few weeks after my mom died, my mind would have these illusions where I would momentarily think like she was still around, I would go "I should call her" or just feel like she would walk in at any moment before realizing a few seconds later that she was dead. It was as if my brain was just catching up to the idea of her death.Women apparently delude theselves much longer before snapping out of it, they imagine themselves actually hanging out with the person or whatever. Is this true?
>>34464077That's a 3/10?
>>34464075if you put a nice walk and some good conversation in the > line its perfectly fine
>>34464077My god those tits
>>34464043>what is spinach tartWhat do you bloody think>>34464049Ease I guess but doesn't have to be a long conversation >>34464069Why did I post what>>34464077>Would you really take looks over loyalty?No lol
>>34464056>>34464066It's the mustache. Impossible to fight against.>>34464077>>34464083The only thing "3" about her is the first digit when she steps on a scale.
>>34464077hey at least she acknowledges that she is a 3 out of 10!
>>34464075what should be in the middle?
>>344640923 more dates
>>34464066>if you're in the .XX percentile of white people, being white is super good!shocking revelation
>>34464051Wtf did I do
>>34464078Well good luck with life. You're not alone in feeling the way you do about it. Don't know if that makes it feel better or worse.
>>34464077Unattractive women aren't loyal, if anything they're always looking for a hotter guy because it flatters them.
>>34464054>Women don't like skinny musicians.Prove it right now
>>34462953Tfw when you feel yourself getting intimate with someone so you have to put up your walls again
>>34464058What are the age ranges? Are men in their late 20s still single there?
The brown woman is immunized against all dangers: One may call her a scoundrel, parasite, invader, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her undesirable to the white man and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: 'You must be gay'.
>>34464077Looks are nice and all but womens' lack of morals auto disqualify them from my interest shortly after first meeting them, or else they're married.
>>34464098Am skinny. Play instruments. Women hate me. Just find a high-paying job and accept that you'll probably get cheated on.
>>34464106why do they hate you
>>34464064Bro. I am regularly in grocery stores with mouth breathers. I'm lowering my standards for the public.>>34464074I'm crippled by my red wave rn.
>>34464104Nta you sound very gay.
>>34464104Brown as in SEA?
>>34464106What if I don't want to get cheated on
>>34464093that is a lot of dates. How can I entertain someone for that long
>>34464090What about a white guy like this? Serious question.When I grow my facial hair out it looks more like Johnny Depp's than Henry Cavil's.
>>34463998>Women of /atoga/, why are men so seemingly terrified of immigration?It's comforting to think that someone else is to blame, even when it isn't true. Means you don't have to take responsibility for anything or fix anything.
>>34462783What's wrong with having female friends.>>34462766Welcome to the club>>34462431Probably appendix removal when I was a kid. The hospital was so incompetent they sent me home, then I shortly had to be rushed back to hospital for an emergency OP after it ruptured
>>34464107Women only like normies.
>>34464112what in the world is this
The days of the white doordash driver are over...
>>34464076you are a non-monogamous immigrant sybau
>>34464077The only flaw in her is her nose is asymmetrical. You moids are psychos. The boob men look better here.DID YOU HEAR ME? YOU LOOK GAY COMPARED TO MEN OOGLING HER TITS!
>>34464110>responds with "NTA" to a post that isn't quoting or discussing anything with someone elselurk more, go back, etc
>>34464082MMy mother died ten years ago and I keep reminding myself to tell her about the interesting or funny thing that happened today
>>34464113Don't date
>>34464120you sound like a bitch what do you play probably piano or something
>>34464126Fellas is it gay to like womens breasts?
>>34464127Be less gay
>>34462143The side piece because if she's a billionaire presumably she can throw money at me, and I get to have sex with a supermodel, while still doing what I want all day, sounds like a pretty good deal
>>34464126Her tits are actually too big for me.
>>34464136Whore
>>34464131>what do you playYour mom's vagina
>>34464139tha tis not true !!!!!!!
>>34464134go back
>>34464133Non-breast moids think that about you.They call you boobie babies behind your back in euro. (Because most of their women are flat)
>>34462143Sidepiece. Relationships are completely transactional and temporary anyway.At least when she gets bored and replaces me, I'll be prepared. Can't say the same for regular women.
>>34463975M. I have no sympathy for Clav under any circumstances. He's made himself infertile by injecting too much testosterone (so either this story is false or the kid isn't his); he has deliberately become addicted to crystal meth in order to stay thin; he literally advocates smashing yourself in the face with a hammer. There's a point at which you have to say "That guy is a fucking idiot." He is well past it.
>>34464127New meta unlockedThanks anon
>>34464145>boobie babieswhat are you even saying woman
>>34464145most of them aren't prediabetic hogs that namefag on 4chan*
>>34464143I went back.They said you're gay.
>>34461873M>are you an incel or are you just hopelessly singleYesI went on a dinner date a couple days ago and ngl it was terrible. I am too much of a weirdo for relationships with other people
>>34464126She's annoying because she's lying about thinking she's a 3/10. I'm scrolling through her media tab on twitter rn and it's 100% thirst traps.
>>34461873Am I an incel if I've had sex? If so, both.
>>34464148I thought the pregnancy thing was an obvious joke about him getting cucked.I know nothing about clav other than him being a looksmaxxer.
Kill all content creators who say “oh my gosh”
>>34464156Oh so this is a rage bait?God damnit.
>>34464153>still responding>still seething starting to think you're actually mad and not just shitposting, deeply concerning desu
Kill avoidant attachers in minecraft
>>34461706M, no, she can fuck off lol>>34461511On my phone but about to eat cheesecake
>>34464096helps makes me feel better but not any less hopeless
>>34464164I am a very bored person with a fag detector installed on my PC.It started going wild on your post.
>>34464165kill zoomers who can only communicate through the lens of the meme of the week with made up garbage buzzwords like "avoidant attachment" they saw on tiktok
I would stand straight if it wasn't for my man boobs, why won't they go away!! I keep exercising and starving myself but they don't disappear
>>34464163>Oh so this is a rage bait?>God damnit.So fucking owned! Kek!
Namefoids stop seething about thin white women challenge (impossible)
>>34464041Gender roles changed. It's women's turn to approach now. You want to be treated equally right?
We should put polyfags into woodchippers
>>34464171No. Just kill all avoidant attachers. The zoomers are okay.
gyoza date with femanon
>>34464163https://x.com/havanajune/mediaA woman doesn't post a million pics of her tits and ass if she doesn't think she's hot, and scrolling through these pics and vids did give me a boner.
>>34464156>>34464163Do you really lack the ability to spot thirst trap influencers at a glance, I thought it was clear she was playing up the “ugly” bit
>>34464116No, that kind of facial hair always makes me nervous. I think the only person with it that doesn't is Gary Sinise.>>34464125I'm not polyamorous and I know immigrants better being one.
>>34464165I'm just an avoidant avoider>>34464138I'm almost a 30yo virgin
>>34464169>i-i-im j-just le... le bored! proving the meme right, kek
>>34464186same broski
>>34461090M, yes, I've never really had to use my brain for anything in my life desu, I prefer to coast on my looks
>>34464156She is incredibly fat. If you don't think she is a 3/10 what would you rate her?
>>34464184being anti-immigrant as an immigrant is basically a concession that some core part of your life is fundamentally immoral and unacceptable. Either concede that other people have every right to come into any country they want if they follow the laws, or leave yourself since you belong to such a terrible awful group and shouldn't be in your country either.
>>34464196I like big tits and ass so she's an 8/10 to me.
>>34464184you fuck other ppl because your wife isnt enough. is it just a goblina problem or something?
>>34464187Homosexual
>>34464183>>34464182I don't go on twitter.I don't have many thirst trapping content creators on my feed.
>>34464210I don’t either but if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, yk?
Is she retarded?
Ugly guys should get some sort of welfare from the goverment
>>34464184>No, that kind of facial hair always makes me nervous.Dammit! Foiled again.
>>34464207what was his name, sisbe honest
>>34464217Genetically engineered government sponsored catgirls soon.tm
Why are bare feet portrayed so often in anime? Are the creators of anime all feet fetishists?
>>34464054>Women don't like skinny musicians.Lies. They're my favorite.
>>34464222I want 40 foot tall women with cat features to step on me
>>34464173Ice your balls
>>34464223Even if they aren’t it’s just good marketing. Let’s a studio cast a wider net
>>34464213I didn't know it talked like a duck.
>>34464225I feel like women go through a skinny musicians face in their teens and early 20s, before learning that twiggy, androgynous David Bowie/Marilyn Manson/Kurt Cobain types are not only just as fucked up than everyone else, they are even more likely to be pedophiles and beat their wives than the average male slob.
>>34464225Hi.
>>34464227https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Xg5RVUbY4_g
>>34464223The Japanese are disgusting
>>34464217Ugly guys should be mandated to go to a psychiatrist at age 25.
>>34464223signifies innocence, gentleness and puritythe opposite of high heels
>>34464229ICE separated me from my balls and put my balls in a detention center. It's like the plot of His Dark Materials in real life, but with gonads instead of talking spirit animals.
>>34464221>sisFag
>>34464231You’re dumb and the target audience then
>>34464237a psychiatrist doesnt fix ugly
>>34464237Obese single mothers should be sterilized.
>>34464238That's not true, exposed toes are very sexual and erotic.
>>34464243Quit showing me your stupid feed, retard. This isn't on my fyp.
>>34464237>DOOD just take le happy pills and talk to le therapisterino!!! do white women really?
>>34464238found the pedo
>>34464247I’m not that anon, just a different anon baffled that stuff like this and that clav post isn’t obvious bait
>>34464246maybe for you, you fucking bum>>34464250projecting much? Why are you associating bare feet with children pedo?I can go on a very elaborate tangent on why childrens feet arent attractive at all but you're a fucking retard and wouldnt understand it
>>34464253I don't care if it's bait. I'm chewwing it since ya'll wanna talk about it. Keep serving bad decision bagels, I'mma eat em.
>>34464255>I can go on a very elaborate tangent on why childrens feet arent attractive at allntaGo ahead anon
>>34464223It could be an animator flex. Feet and hands are difficult to draw. More likely it's the new version of showing off a 14 year old characters panties.>>34464232That was just the bassist. The pianist was kind of a pussy but the guitarist was good. I thought I'd get over it but I'm in my mid 30s and it's still my type. I prefer them more masculine now than what I used to but I still like what I like.>>34464233I'm still pining after one that dumped me but I appreciate the initiative lol.
>>34464257That life philosophy is how you ended up morbidly obese and knocked up by a violent criminal kek
>>34464257You'll eat anything you fucking pig
>>34464033Never going to happen
>>34464261>animator flexThis adds up because kishimoto (Naruto) is notorious for drawing feet and apologizing to the animation team
>>34464262>>34464263*salting you*Marinate
>>34464255>I can go on a very elaborate tangent on why childrens feet arent attractive at allWould you? I'm curious.
>>34464081What have you done instead?
>>34464261>I'm still pining after one that dumped meI'm still pining over every woman who threw me in the garbage when the novelty wore off.
>>34464264Why not? Do you want to die alone?
GenderWhat defining characteristics that make you you do you want to be loved for? What characteristics do you not want to be loved for?
>>34464279MGiant cock
im going to be an uncle to a girl for the first time soonhow do I maintain my cool uncle status? I've only been an uncle to nephews so far and thats easy. Just take them on sidequests when my sister leaves them at my place to babysit.But I have no idea what I can do with a niece. I feel like MMA gyms, Gokarting, Drifting events and car meet wont do for a niecegirls I need help
Who cheats more, men or women?
>>34464279MColossal cock
>>34464279FIdeally every thing except my horrible personality traits so I fix them
>>34464282She would probably like gokartingTake them all to a science museum or something. Take her on errands with you, kids like garden centers and home depot. Take her to the zoo. Girls love zoos. As long as they're aza accredited.
>>34464279Slightly above Average cock and big heart
>>34464279MI just want to be loved. I don't care why.
The age old questionIs a MFM threesome gay? Would you do it?
>>34464279FI am struggling to determine my defining characteristics
The age old question:Are rape victims more evil than single mothers?
>>34464291>my horrible personality traitsWhat are they?Also what are some of your better traits?
>>34464302NoSingle mothers either chose the wrong man or drove a good man away. so they're wrong always
>>34464300That's what makes the question interesting.
>>34464300That's all right, most women don't have defining characteristics, nor do they need them.
>>34464305>>34464307God is watching you
Either gender: how do I manage to get a gf or laid despite being broke with no job? How do I manage to date a gorgeous woman like this?
I just want a woman I'm attracted to to hit on me, it's been weeks. I'm tired of average women
>>34464279M. I want to be loved for my intelligence and creativity. Also big heart.
>>34464302Single mothers produce more criminals. At least rape victims are too traumatized to do any damage to society, but I just hope they don't try to become mothers.
>>34464313First you get a job. Then your own place and a car if you're american. Unemployed men deserve nothing.
I want her to rest her head in the crook of my neck
>>34464275I rather die alone than approaching
>>34464316What characteristics would you *not* want to be loved for?
>>34464305What about widows?
>>34464312what
>>34464279F>want to be loved forMy free spirit and cooking skills>characteristics do you not want to be loved forMy boobs and pussy :(
>>34464307From my perspective it's a little frustrating lolI guess I don't want to be loved for a single characteristic I want to be loved for the vast majority of them and despite my inability to empty a dishwasher in a timely manner and the fact that I use the bed as a table so there's always shit on it you have to move before you lay down.
>>34464282Various cultures through history have treated all children pretty much the same until they become "of age" and then have to start learning to be a man/woman. I'd take inspiration from that.Until she's 10 or so you can probably get away with just treating her as another nephew unless her mother disapproves.
>>34464312Whores shouldn't utter God's name.
>>34464323widows arent single mothers, they're widows
Does respecting women's boundaries give them the ick
>>34464313If you don't have a car you're fucked.If you were hot gorgeous women would be interested even if you were broke I don't think your goals are realistic.
>>34464304Retardation
Men, describe your ideal pussy Women, describe your ideal dick
>>34464340shit betta be wet af fasho and pretty and nice n tight fo my dick
>>34464279My personality, my big boobies and ass.My self defence capabilities.
>>34464340FBig
>>34464340MEager
>>34464340>hers
>>34464331Nta but isn’t that a mother that’s single
>>34464340MInnie pussy with nothing hanging out. But I haven't met a girl that had the gross roast beef 4chan has posted about. I tend to avoid slutty women.
>>34464318>>34464334I have a car and have been employed before. It's not a question of working, it's a question of working somewhere decent.But I hear all the time about how women totally date broke guys.
>>34464340MHairy with a big suckable clit.
>>34464340MBig
>>34464355>I haven't met a girl that had the gross roast beefLooks like you haven't met me
>>34464322Idk, all my negative qualities don't really attract anyone to begin with.
>>34464363hi
>>34464358This nigga wants a pp in his mouf
>>34464368Big clits are hot, that's just a fact.
>>34464367Hi. how are you?
>>34464340Mlook up monroeblonde russian pornstar
>>34464327>I guess I don't want to be loved for a single characteristic I want to be loved for the vast majority of themAs do most people. Or at least most women, judging by the moid responses in this thread.
>>34464340>his
>>34464354its different, hence a different label
>>34464340My curtains are mauve>hisdick is the ideal dick. About 6 and a half inches long with a prominent glans and mild upward curve.
>>34464337I'm not sure that's fixable.
>>34464370That's gay bro
>>34464375i want to be loved and appreciated but dudes just want to play mindgames and be single on club nightkekso guess im single frfr now.dont need anyone, dont want anyone. can i get a HOOOYA, ladies?
I hope my dick is some woman's ideal dick.
>>34464379that's me except im 7 and a half inches
>>34464384Stats?
>>34464363Yes. I don't like sluts.
>>34464384Does it have pearly penile papules or at least fordyce spots?
>>34464383OOOH RAH
>>34464340women>bigmen>tightno idea why this needed to be asked
>>344643887" long5.5" girthuncircumcisedupward curve
>>34464394>men>tightsome men like beef curtains
It's hot when she collects dick stats
>>34464390plop
>>34464397and im sure some women like tiny dicks, pointing out the ultra-minority of any given group is not a meaningful or valuable observation
Somebody bake. We're on 9 and no images.
>>34464395literally me
>>34464313M but forget huzz, get a job and some monies for yourself first
>>34464401more men like loose outies than women like tiny dicks. women all like the same thing but men have a variety of tastes.
>>34464340MInnie, hairy, quite a bit darker than the rest of her skin.
>>34464395Would suck.
I wish I could kill myself rn ngl
This gal suggested going to a board game cafe next week and then for dinner somewhere. Is it rude that I said I might go home for dinner but am up for the board games? I'm still unemployed so just can't afford to do both activities. And she paid for dinner last time which I feel kinda bad about.
>>34464414>dating while unemployedI wish I had your confidence.
>>34464414Do the food date but do it early enough to do a board game in the park after.You have a board game right?
>>34464357>It's not a question of working, it's a question of working somewhere decent.This. People will say "just get a job" but frankly if you work as a retail wageslave or some other form of humiliating public-facing position, you might as well be a NEET because that sort of life dries up pussy faster than anything
>>34464410M or F?
>>34464380It’s not
Just watched a cop litter and then drove away?
>>34464426Fyou?
>>34464431I'm the guy whose dick you said you'd suck.
>>34464429Get the plate?
>>34464425I just found it incredibly demeaning and soul draining. You're making money, sure, but it still kind of really does feel like slavery. You're barely making anything while everyone around you treats you like you're not even a human being.
You have not been sexually violated or sexually abused nearly enough.
>>34464429Why did you drive away you moron
>>34464425>humiliatingI mean there's nothing wrong with working an honest job, it's still better than being unemployed. I had coworkers from wagie jobs ask me out so not everyone cares
>>34464444>>34464444>>34464444
>>34464435I won't deny that wagie jobs can suck, but comparing it to actual slavery is just ridiculous lolNot all jobs are created equal though. I walked out of a barista job and a bartending job because they were both bullshit. But I had a lot of fun working in a leisure center and stacking shelves for instance. Anyway you can always study on the side to work towards a career
>>34464433*begins sucking*
>>34464447>I won't deny that wagie jobs can suck, but comparing it to actual slavery is just ridiculous lolMaybe. I'm not white and I have a deep respect for black people and others who have been enslaved. So I understand how it can be a ridiculous comparison. I mean you *are* making money. But with this economy, and with wage theft, you're barely taking home anything, and the system is designed to keep you poor but also so lacking in energy that it becomes incredibly hard to organize and overthrow the status quo. So maybe not slavery but a modern serfdom, which was basically one step or two above slavery, let's be real.I have been studying though.
>>34464279MI want to be loved for the stupid depressed asocial little fuckup that I am.
So should I add this girl I went on a date with on my fake or close friends instagram?The fake instagram will probably seem off because 90% of my followers and following list are girls.My real one has a titty algorithm that shows me endless suggested titty thirst trap posts and reels from titty monsters and I kinda wanna preserve that
>>34464401>>34464407Are the virgins assuming the lips have anything to do with the grip strength or am I misinterpreting this conversation? >>34464385Cervix destroyer over here
>>34464412What's stopping you?
>>34464178Ghost of JH future
>>34464326You could pretend to be trans in the early part of the relationship
>>34463932Ok but your doubt doesn't have much to do with my question
