>>34473680
glitter
Women, can this be done?
>>34476831Not so fast big glitter.
>>34476826Delete this, you motherfucker
I summon Jinzo! Game over, Foids! Now your traps won't work against me!
>>34476836hahaha
I fantasize about having a gf and massaging her in a non-sexual way after a long day at work
>>34476837
Femanons. If you met a guy on a night out on the town, and had chemistry, but he didn't have social media would you still exchange numbers and maybe date him?
>>34476831>>34476465
>>34476843That would be nice
>>34476846Just get social media dude. Follow your fukken mom and dad and cousin. Post cat and food pictures. Bam you are now sexhavable
>>34476846Yes sure, not having social media is actually a green flag to me or an indicator you're just that old.
>>34476846No, I need to be able to shit post at him.
Qrd on the glitter thing? What does that have to do with cheating? Girls wear glitter?
plap
I love kissing women's soles. I don't have a foot fetish at all, but I really like it when they're small, and soft, and kinda cold too. Makes me wanna lick them all around, between the toes, kiss them, put their toes inside my mouth and lick them...
>>34476836>taking the b8He probably made the thread just to troll you
>>34476857You can shitpost over text you dumb hog.
>>34476865Slice out her callouses and eat them . . .
Now that the dust has settled. Foids, if sykkuno slid into your DMs like he did with the many, many, many vtubers and streamers he fucked... would you?
>>34476861If you're talking about my post about a glitter bimbo, I don't know about cheating, I just like the idea of them leaving a mark on me.
>>34476842IDK nigga ask Freud
>>34476833Instructions unclear. Which type of undies should I be folding? Bikini style or brief?
>>34476861Yes, women wear craft aids and we lobe infecting you so your woman thinks you're a whore and beats you.
>>34476861>Qrd on the glitter thing? What does that have to do with cheating? Girls wear glitter?Strippers do
femanons have you ever had a munch
>>34476843Rub my paws anon.
>>34476868No.
>>34476833Technically worked but is not a functional bow. Too floppy and there's nothing holding it together.
>>34476873So its like a relationship version of the exploding ink stuff they put on clothes so you don't steal them?
>>34476877Do you even own a cat
>>34476867I DON WANNA
>>34476853>green flagReally? NTA but that's a relief to know
>>34476846Yeah but I'm old
>>34476880Mhm. Glitter on men=war or gay
Should I ask film student girl ir she's still up for this Friday? She was the one that suggested it couple days ago
>>34476887Confirm plans the day before
>tfw you learned to give professional grade, spa quality foot massages and you have no femanon to give them to
Femanon is this the moment you developed a crush on Shrek?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HjMIjzyMU
>>34476887yeah
>>34476882You probably don't even hit double digits most days. Posers.
>>34476892Thanks. Good tip
>>34476895No, this was.https://youtube.com/shorts/DPrzwizqEiQ
The type of women who'll fuck me have natural glitter (dandruff).
>>34476886It's not wrong ton want to get a womans glitter lipstick around my penis if I'm not in a relationship though
She died
>>34476903Nope
Clavicular, Hasan Piker, Zyzz, Destiny, or Ernest Kalinerov?Femanons, who will it be?
>>34476899>https://youtube.com/watch/DPrzwizqEiQftfy
>>34476836Don't you literally fuck men because your wife alone can't satisfy you?
>>34476903Sorry for your loss
Ok bad things I have Squishy dick Small wristsHope some woman will not see this as something that bad :)
>>34476905Charlie
Redditards will unironically use the term "MAP" and then act upset when I crucify them
>>34476901It is if you are in a relationship. I said nothing about being single.
>>34476909She uses the androgens and amino acids in creampies for the /fit/ gainz
>>34476903>t.
>>34476911Does your dick ever get all the way hard? Maybe you have cardiovascular issues.
What does it say about me if women always seem to dislike me and constantly roll their eyes at me?
>>34476826what kinda weird ass dialogue is that?
>>34476881I would adopt one despite my allergies.
>>34476913I think scaphism is a more appropriate punishment for pedos.
>>34476918It means you spew shit out of your mouth because you are an asshole.
>>34476917I genuinely don't known how to compare.It isn't floppy or anything. It's properly jars. It's just that if you grab it and press on it hard enough you can squish it a bit.
>>34476918Might mean you're an asshole.
>>34476919Crappy nippon language to bong language translation
>>34476922Wrong, he's just ugly. Your gender gets raped on the daily btw.
>>34476920
>>34476904What do you mean nope
>>34476880More like the whore rubbed her body glitter on him so his wife could see it?
>>34476928She didn't die. No she didn't. She didn't She didn't.
I like receiving blowjobs and then coming home and kissing my gfs soles on my knees and going down on her.At least that's my fantasy. What's wrong with me
>>34476919>what kinda weird ass dialogue is that?Hentai writers probably aren't the most natural conversationalists out there
I'm designing and building a minimalist voice-controlled cellular terminal, it's basically a (hopefully) card-sized piece of hardware with no screen that will replace my phone as far as calls and SMS go. Will this give women the ick if I tell them that I don't have an instagram or snapshat or whatever and show them a weird contraption instead of a phone?
>>34476922>>34476924No, I'm just incredibly awkward. I go out of my way to be polite to people, even.
>>34476927Not like that
Would 30ish yr old moids date a 30ish yr old lady?
>>34476936Not if you get investors
>>34476936How am I supposed to shit post at you if you don't even have a screen?
>>34476939Yeht. 29 yr old moid
>>34476939Yes, you're too online if you think guys don't date women their own age.
>>34476909I'm not explaining this again.>>34476919Men who have never talked to a woman but still want to fetishize them.
>>34476936Do you ever do stuff with microcontrollers or shit like raspberry pi? trying to figure out some good beginner projects for those
>>34476939I dated an40 yo single mom two weeks ago but she didn't want to go out last weekend with me (she said she was sick... The Wednesday before that weekend)
>>34476939Why wouldn't I?
>>34476936Just get a Google pixel, install graphene, and don't install features you don't want. Sounds easier than essentially making a cell phone yourself lol
I really want to kiss some woman's soles and eat her ass.
>>34476939No, I’m 28 and I wouldn’t date an foid older than me
>>34476949>Just get a Google pixel, install grapheneOh yeah nta but I still need to do this lol
>>34476937Some cultures define being "too polite" with 'trying to grift or get something out of you" some people especially black people seem to act this way towards me if I act with urgency and confidence around them.
>>34476939YeahM22 but looks 30
>>34476939Of course I would. I'd date anyone from 25 to 35
GenderAre you afraid to get surgery because youre afraid of what you might say with the pain meds like on tv?
>>34476939My aunt and uncle got married in their 40s, so I don’t see why not.
>>34476851My family is like all dead or abandoned me. I don't need social media to keep up with the two guardians that loved me. One doesn't even have it himself. All my old friends are assholes, OD'd, or we grew apart. I'm kind of trying to start a new life honestly. Also I just hate social media and feel WAY happier without it.
>>34476939Dating a woman close to my own age is my preference.
>>34476957NoIf it tell my mom I used to try on her bathing suit, shit happens
>>34476957No.
>>34476954I'm black myself. idk, seems like I mostly get this shit from white people, Kek
>>34476957No. I'm afraid of other things.
>>34476954ayo! dis pawg needa bbc, nam sayin?
>>34476965You should be afraid of your cholesterol levels
>>34476957Female. If I did I bet surgery done anon I really don’t want to start all liquid diet and/or get braces again. I’m starting to think my front two teeth will always be a little fucky wucky like my mom.
>>34476966nyo whamsaaaaaaaaang
Small advantage women have over us: you can get breast surgery and men won't get the ick because of your insecurity. If a man gets some surgeries either for height or dick or anything he gives the ick.
>>34476939Yes. It sucks that I missed out on young love but I'm more than fine with dating someone around my age or older. My preference even is someone about my age who is also a fucking weirdo and doesn't have the most exciting romantic or sexual history but is at least a little bit adventurous. And at least physically attractive to me.
>>34476933based, but you're getting slapped for letting anothed bitch have your cum. and you are buying me an expensive prize
>>34476966She already has a black child
>>34476971Dude if a woman gets a boob job, that's a huge ick for me. I don't have a plastic bimbo fetish
>>34476939There's a woman in this very thread who's over 30 years old and who seems perfect to me, but the stars just aren't in alignment for us.
>>34476968Nta but you want some apples or berries? I love me some honey crisp and peanut butter to dip in.
>>34476971>you can get breast surgery and men won't get the ick because of your insecurity.I absolutely will, actually. Immediate disqualification from my dating pool
>>34476971I wouldn't date a chick with fake tits, they feel so wrong
>>34476981Is this code for something
>>34476971im pretty sure breast implants are still a huge stigma and get judged lol.
>>34476936nice anon. Are you going the 4G SMB route or are you just going to connect to wi-fi and use jmp.chat?
>>34476943>>34476942>>34476948i just dont think anyone would like met. 33
>>34476971Bolt ons are an abomination.
>>34476971no for me dawg, i want a woman with fewer mental illnesses than me kek
>>34476939My experience with women ended in college, I haven't had a meaningful conversation with women my age in close to a decade, so I'm not so sure how a 30 year old woman differs from an 18-22 year old. Do hags still like getting romantic and frisky?
>>34476975>and you are buying me an expensive prizeHow about an escort?
>>34476988Damn shut up I'm so tired of pity baiting bitches, should've grown out of this shit no wonder nobody wants you
>>34476939Like if she was really cool and we hit it off but I'm trying to make up for my perceived failure in youth by getting married to a younger woman. I think I'm most attracted to women in their later twenties when I go out and I hate that about myself.
>>34476977>I don't have a plastic bimbo fetishI do. A woman who turns herself into a living sex doll is the best kind of woman.
>>34476976Eri, it was funny the first time bro give it a rest
>>34476988Just say the magic words "I am now accepting male friendship applications, with the possibility of a promotion to the boyfriend position" and see how many men think you're ideal.
>>34476971>Fake titsMore stigma than just being flat
>>34476996Thats your opinion, I personally dont like that.
>>34476975You make me remember my first gf. I want a woman to spit on my mouth very badlySorry I'm horny
>>34476996I hope you get shot.
>>34477002Why? I can't imagine a worse punishment for >>34476996 than just continuing to live their life as it is.
>>34476994lmao i dont want pity. if homie has a fine honey and still showing up with glitter, im cooked
>>34476996They're always snowbunnies, like Tara Babcock
i would like a promotion to the boyfriend position
>>34476936>what will women thinkwho cares what women think?
>>34476993i dont want sex that much
I went sang kareoke drunk with girl friends. It was very fun
>>34477005NtaAre you really worrying about your bf going for some younger girl and returning home after sex with her or something?
>>34477007Do you havea boyfriend dick?
>>34477000>>34477002>>34477004Some women know what women are good for. Don't get mad at me that you're sexually repressed.
>>34477007
>>34477011Ah, living the normalfag life. I'm jealous
>>34476996buy me botox and suck my toes, boys.
>>34477014Apparently I do. I learned this a couple threads ago>>34477016Hmm no
>>34476998uhhh i have literally been saying this for weeks.
Wanna see my tucked up toenail
>>34477018now I want more but I don't have anyone :(
>>34477018Yeah apparently if you are too mainstream women don't want anything to do with you.
>>34477022Yeh
>>34477019If I'm paying for you to get big juicy lips you know where they're going.
>>34476939I'm not in my 30's, I'm in my mid 20's but if I was in my 30's I wouldn't mind as long as you understood that I'm sometimes immature for my age due to not going out much, which is probably going to be a red flag to most women by this point. Of course at that point you might as well go with a more mature man since you'll actually find some now.
>>34477022No but I'll inspect it if it is posted
>>34477024Evidently not, due to the fact that they sung karaoke with you...
>>34477021>literally
>>34477013nahh, im the glitter girl and meant it when I said I aint even mad and i would prob be scared if i was a guy
>>34476957FNot that worried? When they gave me propofol for my endoscopy I was really excited about my purse when they gave it back to me. I felt dumb and easily excitable but not any more likely to tell secrets I wouldn't normally?
>>34476987LTE, I want to completely get rid of my normal phone.>>34476946Honestly when I started I just messed around with raspberrys. Youtube has a bunch of beginner projects but if you want to eventually build your own PCBs you should also learn electronics and schematic design software
>>34477027You'll probably be more mature by then because those are years with a fully developed brain coming up
https://litter.catbox.moe/iukdn3.jpg
Women please remember that when you sick us off there's a member full of blood and cavernous sponges and arteries and veins pulsating inside your mouth ;(
>>34477033>Honestly when I started I just messed around with raspberrys. Youtube has a bunch of beginner projects but if you want to eventually build your own PCBs you should also learn electronics and schematic design softwareHow long would this take? What if I wanted to transition to avionics or something?
>>34477011>go to karaoke with female friends>they are weeaboos>go to some asian karaoke place>all the songs are fucking Japanese>I have never heard any of these songs in my life>the girls get drunk and start singing in Japanese (they don't speak Japanese but they somehow know the words)>I am sitting there the whole time drinking my sake thinking "what the fuck is going on?"
>tfw the tulpa ex gf is mad and refuses to speak to meFoids, would you be upset if a guy had a tulpa of his ex?
>>34477027i prefer to chill in the back yard or go to a park or somethin, desu20s too young
>>34476957Nah, but I don't think I have anything THAT bad. I'm XY if that matters.
>>34477040Your imaginary friend isn't real. Stop larping
>>34477031Ahh I get it. Well you're being a homewrecker!!
Newfag tsunami
>>34477024maybe too intimidating
>>34477039you don't know plastic love?
>>34477035all your toenails are fucked up dude lol
>>34477044She's real enough to act on her own, so
>>34476939I kept watching cartoons and stuff as an adult tho and frankly zoomer cartoons were better.
>>34477035That's less fucked than expected. 6/10
I am yearning femanon help me
>>34477045no.. my home got wiggitywiggitywrecked and now im looking for a real guy?
Foids, are you ok? This seems like a pretty sad existence.
>>34477055Get a grip
>>34477055Why are you stealing my material bro
>>34477038Avionics is an entire degree worth of study, and I guess you need actual certifications because lives are on the line. I'm just messing around with electronics and programming as hobby
>>34477048vibe brand?
>>34477050She doesn't ACT at all. Youre playing pretend in your own mind. I'm imagining a little dude on a skateboard right now. He's doing sick backflips off the radiator. Of his own free will! I'm totally not bullshitting! He's self aware! He's gonna take over the world.
>>34477056I genuinely don't follow. Sorry I'm an ESL.
>>34477058>>34477059I need attention
>>34476957i was yes but it ended up being just mildly cringe instead of life-endingmy gf basically said i wouldnt shut up and just kept saying "i love your hands" and kept holding/rubbing her hands against mine
>>34477057What's sad is the pathetic amount of french fries. I gobble that up in a single bite wtf why are women stomaches so performative?
>>34477063i think she got cheated on and wants a new male
Charlie cheated on BVhttps://youtube.com/shorts/H9jMJlbvwns
>>34477066Women only eat food for attention. They actually get their nutrients by draining other people's FUCKING PATIENCE.
>>34477061no, it is a japanese song how do you don't know a single japenese song
>>34477057Honestly no
>>34477064Can you maybe crack open a thesaurus for it next time
>>34477068>mtf>ftm
>>34477062Yeah I'm thinking your wrong you absolute trog
>>34477057My life is better than hers and I would like to live in a lively home again
>>34477067I seeI would date her and hope she likes having her soles kissed
Fucking disgusting! Do women really just fuck in their work clothes like this and just go to work like that without even cleaning up?
>>34477071I'm not Japanese?
I just want to kiss her soul and be relatively near her often.
>>34477034I'm a sperg. I've always stumbled behind my peers when it came to achieving life milestones ever since I was a toddler. Maybe those years will do a lot more for my maturity, but maybe not. Life is weird.>>34477041That sounds ideal. I used to walk through parks a lot when I was younger and I like to garden. Years ago we had a tree that we hung a hammock off of in my family's backyard and I would lay on it a lot while contemplating life.
A friend who went to China and Japan asked me today which is my favorite pokemon (he's bringing plushies for the group). I said Meowth
>>34477062NTA, tell him I love him.
Would her cookie monster PJs be a red flag?
>>34477082It is in english man. The whole genre is called city pop. Very sad, moody. Also not even a anime intro?
>>34477075Shut up. My tulpa dude is beating up your weak tulpa ex right now. He's putting his penis in her ass. He just came. How do you feel? Oh he's pulling her hair now. Ohh darn he just scalped her with a scimitar. Now she's dead. RIP anons tulpa ex.
>>34477073So I can look for the word attention?
>>34476939Probably not. If I make it to my mid-30s without meeting anyone, I'll just go to the woods and die there.
In JAPAN they call 'em "Anison"
>>34477088Led strip lighting is worse imo.
Women, would you wear this to work?
>>34477088>cookie monster PJsYes, these are consistent with and indicative of white trash.
I wish women
>>34477097Women should just wear aprons and non-slip shoes to work
>>34476971>you can get breast surgery and men won't get the ickSpeak for yourself. It's nasty.
>>34477088her performative christcuck cross while looking like your run of the mill prostitute is the true redflag
>>34477097Women's clothes are so gay and retarded. They're either outright slutwear, or just worse fitting and less functional versions of men's clothes. And always flimsy and poor quality, yet more expensive
>>34477104Wrong. They should wear high-cut leotards and tights with non-slip shoes
>>34477092He would prefer that you crave, perhaps pine. >>34477097>AritzaYeah that's what I expect to see from them. With a shirt under it I assume it's an appropriate work garment.
>>34477107It kills me how much better and thicker the fabric is on men's clothes than women's I've basically just stopped buying new stuff because it's all trash.
>>34477109They should wear coveralls (without a waist belt so those hoes cant sinch them to try to have a figure) and ultra flat soled sneakers (uncomfortable and prevents height frauding)
>>34477115It kills me how fitted women's clothing is. Most men are fat and want to hide their bellies, I think.
>dating girl>loml>mostly politically correct>minorityits been eating me alive, would you ever show that you browse here? that you are more tolerant of the politically incorrect? that you have friends who are very politically incorrect?i've been thinking i'd have to keep this secret for the rest of my life to not lose her
he loves a girl he'll never see
>>34477122Id just leave 4chan forever and become a liberal crybaby
>>34477122Yh my bf knows I'm on here, I'd be more concerned about politically incorrect friends.
>>34477122Wait like a year and show her the LGBT board or something.
>>34477123If that's the case then can he truly
>>34476968Shyaddup crunchy bitch
>>34477120A lot of women's clothes i see (at ross kek) are the drop shoulder baggy fit shitEven men's too, a medium sweater now fits like an extra large from 10 years ago
>>34477122My friends know I use 4chan, my family has probably seen it on my phone too >>34477129Worst move ever
Guys, Is it really this bad out there now?
>>34477006>like Tara BabcockShe's my mental construct of what a white JH would be like.
>>34477131Of course the first thing you think is the texture if you ate me
>>34477036*chip crunch*
>>34477132Women wear baggy shirts now and form fitted everything else, but even athletic men wear is fridge shaped. I want to show off my trim waist line(on skinny days). It's literally my best feature(on skinny days).
>>34477135I want the girl on the right to say the thing the girl on the left said, but I don't care if she has or does not have tattoos, though I do think tattoos make someone look sluttier, but I don't mind. Slutty can be REALLY hot.
Can I just give her a single rose if I don't wanna deal with a whole ass bouquet?
Gonna start a 5 year plan so that I can have sex again before I'm 40.
>>34477068>british hoeIt's not happening lulIs she trying to get a green card?
>>34477142Same, twin. <3
>>34477135More women are graduating college than men now but they still want us moids to be the breadwinners. Why are we treated like this, penisbros?
>>34477139NtaSo, uhh, why don't you just size down?
>>34477137*wiping your goop off my crocs*Bug girl
>>34477146They go to college for easy degrees that are basically just four more years of high school or healthcare, statistically. I won't lie though that nurse and medical-technician femanons are fucking rich though.
Women, why do you smell so good?
Femanons have you written any fanfiction?
>>34477136Did she also sleep with her uncle and cousin like JH? kek
>>34477153They wear like perfume and wash themselves and shiz
>>34477147You're right, honestly. I have a bunch of smalls on the way from amazon.
>>34477154A long long time ago. And deleted.
>>34477153I eat double rainbows and poop butterflies.
>>34477158What show? Any ships?
>>34477160See. I told my friend this but he wouldn't believe me
>>34477142Weird, I don't remember writing this
>>34477157My problem is sleeve length usually. In my experience new shit is too long, but vintage stuff is sometimes too short. Idfk.Since my body is mediocre milk toast I dont really care about showing off
Foids, are you always self concious about the way you will taste and smell down there? My current gf, I swear every time I'm going to go down on her it's a 10-15 minute session in the bathroom first to make sure she cleans up. It kind of takes the fun and spontaneity out of it. Like unless your rank, I can deal with a little bit of sweat or normal daily wear.
>>34477161.............. naruto..... yes...
>>34477166I bet it was Naruto X Sasuke
>>34477154does using ai chat bots to fantasize with count?
>>34477140tattooed girls are the mommys that don't depend on anyone for money and therefore are interested in chemistry and romance. they also like red wine and long walks.
>>34477167It was not. That was overdone to death.
>>34476826>>34476836
>>34477168>written fanfictionYou didn't write anything, so by definition, no.
>>34477172but i roleplay with it and write a significant amount on my end.
>>34477174Brap
any racist girls online? want to exchange rare terrys?
>>34477166holy based
>>34477162>>34477178Hehe
Wtf are there just a ton on chatbots here now
>>34477165Mostly the bathroom trip is to make sure there are no bits of toilet paper in there, she'll chill out eventually.
>>34477179Country girls make do.
>>34476826is it just me or have women been feral as hell the past few weeks? what's going on?
>>34477180imma real girl
>>34477180Catberg is laying next to me
>>34477162She's too fat to wash her ass properly
>>34477183They don't even know I exist
>>34477186No. I wash my ass out with soap, unlike you.
May 8th or sooner
>>34477183I dont know. I haven't interact with a woman in like 3 weeks
>>34477183Men started giving up and it turns out women actually like men
>>34477153Idk what you're talking about my b.o is terrible
>>34477088Nah but the way she's acting annoys me a bit, seems immature>>34477122I seen people with a variety of beliefs come here regardless of this place's reputation. If they can't get past the stereotypes then that's a skill issue on their part.>>34477146It's because they're holding on to outdated assumptions. Don't take it personally, we're all here because the opposite sex confuses us. We may know the answer, but they will need to take their own time to figure things out.
>>34477189You can't reach it
>>34477194*sniff*yuck*sniff*ew*sniff*
>>34477197I CAN REACH MY BUTTHOLEYOU MAY NOT
>>34477191for what
>>34477193I believe it, I got approached for the first time ever two weeks ago.
If a man has referred to me as "The One" to a male friend and we're engaged to be married, does that mean he's probably serious about me?
ok how about now zogged girls any nor zogged girls out there? we can exchange dank antisemitisms
>>34477203NEVER trust what men pretend to be like in front of their friends when they know youre there.
>>34476836
>>34477203STUPID questions get NO answer!
>>34477199*doots your butthole with my pennis*
>>34477203No
>>34477209>are you sure you're straight? lesbi-honest here hahaha get it?
Do you like sleeping naked?
>>34476826Breeding is the best fetishI constantly think about breeding femanonsJust capturing them, breeding them, keeping them away from birth control
>>34477199*poke*
>>34477206Yeah mods have flooded this place with bots to boost numbers
>>34477217i have a raging 8 inch erection for half the night every night from being vocel and nofap so yes, it's the only way i can get decent sleep
>>34477209Wait wrong one
>>34477199*licks it to check*
>>34477217Yes.
>>34477217I have been falling asleep mostly clothed but I sleep way better way faster nakie-style.
>>34477217MNo. I've never slept naked. I need AT LEAST a t shirt and underwear to sleep. Even in the summer. I just cant sleep shirtless unless I'm like piss drunk or something and dgaf
>>34477217I can't even stand to sleep without socks on
Tomorrow is hump day.
how weird is it to have a fetish for seeing men rub their dick against glass panes?thinking about the tile fetish guy... I think he'd get it
>>34477217Only after showering before bed.
>>34477233Huh, that's a new one
>>34477233Not weird. It makes a lot of sense actually. Full visual of smushed body parts.
>>34476846>youOf course, social media really is no big deal
>>34477203*tapping the sign*>>34476153
>>34477168Ever tried using atoga moid posts for prompts? I'm just curious what kind of chatbot that would create.
so men.. what is with your obsessions with protein?
>>34477235lol happy to introduce you>>34477236exactly this
>>34477240Protein = muscle. Muscle good. Grrrr! Oorah.
I just came home from the bar and I had an interesting interaction with a trans woman.>be me sitting alone at bar>trans woman sits beside me>*tries to introduce herself*>notices I'm uncomfortable talking to her and I instinctually give her bad looks>she clocks this>"you know, there's nothing to be afraid of">"you haven't met a trans woman before have you">she tries to be my friend and orders us nachos together>interaction ends awkwardly as she notices I'm uncomfortable in her presenceWhat do I make of this interaction? I've never spoken to a trans person before. I'm a cishet straight man btw.
>>34477242How about my entire body smashed between two glass panes. Oh no stepfemanon, I'm stuck, help!
>>34477240Men tend to prefer protein and fats. Women tend to prefer carbs and fat. We both like sugar and salt. Women probably brought home over 50% of all calories in early human groups, but men brought home meat and honey when they brought home their calories, and stone-age bitches loved meat and honey.
>>34477245Same, women are so confusing>be me>six months ago>met this girl at a bar>she was different, but in a good way>deep down, I already knew what she really was>she was a vampire woman>at first, I thought it was kinda cool>got to drink her blood and she drank mine>our love life was literally bloody>but then, things started getting weird>my friends started disappearing>no one believed me when I told them it was her>I tried to ignore it, but could tell something was very off>one night, she finally revealed her true intentions>one time, I asked her how she managed to drink blood without crushing her fangs and she just looked at me like I was crazy.>she wanted me to join the vampire clan she was a part of>said that their power was growing and they would soon be unstoppable>that's when I knew I had to leave her>but, she wasn't going to let me go that easily>she chased me through the streets, trying to turn me into one of them>thankfully, I was able to outrun her>now I live in fear, always looking over my shoulder and watching my back>for anyone reading this, stay away from vampire women; they're more dangerous than you think
>>34476831Are you the one buying all the glitter? Reveal yourself. Who are you?
>>34477212>>34477219>>34477227EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStahp gooing to meeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeee
>>34477240Protein is needed for building muscle
>>34477245They thems and other nonconformists are attracted to me for some reason. Maybe they want to corrupt me or something idk. But I've never had like a full on tranny try to talk with me. Mostly afab snowflakes
>>34477217No. I toss and turn too much for that to be comfortable. I need my dick put away
>>34476926yay mm getting raped
Should I say to my gf that I want to have sex or just grind my boner against her?
>>34477246I don't like the thought of a man being trapped. there's no submission aspect to it. his chest would look really good against some glass though.
>>34477240I wasn't a believer until I seriously upped my protein intake on my last cut and lost almost no muscle mass.
>>34477250*doots your butt a second time*
>>34477250
>>34476937Then its likely those girls are just bitches or have an rbf
>>34477268I hope they have this in small to show off my shoulder-chest-waist ratio when I go out
>>34477272Why don't you just transition already
>tfw ywn have this
Women, would you still want to kiss a man after experiencing what its like to kiss a woman?
>>34477274<3<3<3
>>34477277i would never kiss a woman im not gay
Femanons is a non-girthy, 4 inch cock enough to satisfy you?
large penises are evil
>>34477277nag but considering 99% of bisexual women end up with men, gonna guess yes
Women, you all are a little bit bi aren't you?
>>34477279Why not? Are you homophobic?
>>34477088>cookie monster PJs in this year? Probably not. If you're conscious of how you look then the tell isn't there
>>34477289No my eyes are the same color as eachother
>>34477289a lot of lesbians are misandrists and a lot of gay men are flamboyant, two things im not fond of. but if they’re normal and leave children alone, im cool w the gays.
>>34477268Goon but not forgoontten
>>34477097Yikes no way. Thats trashy af
>>34477282yea they'll still cheat with guys who have bigger dicks but they'll complain about it and talk up your tiny dick it's weird
>>34477247Modern bitches love meat and honey too it's just morphed into an obsession with charcuterie boards
Don't compliment my dick even if you like itJust say if I'm a good fuck or notDon't mention the dick Unless there's like a lump or something then yeah let me know
>>34477141Yes of course! It's just as sweet a gesture either way
>>34477267*breaks whatever you used for dooting*>>34477268Good boy
>>34477154Yes!
>>34477304There's a lump.
>>34477288lil bit
>>34477308Lance it for me?
any women have an accessible vaginal fornix region? it's like next level when you can penetrate one of those
>>34477311Okay<3*unsheaths pimple tool, sticking it in fire, then alcohol*
>>34477218It def is i wish i could be bred
Women, I don't know anything about Astrology. How true is this?
>>34477312The posterior is accessible by certain dicks. If it curves up too much it'll probably just be a cervix pounding.
women do you think handjobs are lame?
>>34477316That's her personal opinion as an obsessive sag.
>>34477200high fashion
>>34477318It's more that I feel lame while giving them. I still don't feel like I know what I'm doing.
>>34477245Ew all trannies can die
>>34477317i miss my ex gfs so much it was like a pussy within a pussy that'd envelop and grip the tip of my dick you women are special
>>34477322Even though I've done it myself for 10 years now, me neither. We'll learn how to jerk me off, together
>>34477316CancerBros... What is our response? She can't just get away with this!
>>34477288Yes my friends are hot
I demand dick
>>34477333here he is
>>34477333You can have mine.
>>34477316>tfw your last 3 girlfriends are in the "eh" ranking.
>>34477330Haha yes plss
>>34477333
i don't know the sign of any of my exs but i know what their cervices feel like
do men also have a weird thing where theres random fictional pieces of media they will outright ignore and avoid at all costs including anything that even partially reminds them of it because it makes them feel awful about themselves in ways nothing else does?
>>34477350no i dont think so, what do you mean feel awful about yourself?
>>34477331You're just a walking emotional oil spill, constantly leaking feelings and sideways scuttling away from any real accountability like the spineless bitch you are. Ruled by the Moon? More like ruled by your period mood swings 24/7. One second you're baking cookies and calling everyone family, next second you're crying in the group chat because someone didn't reply with enough heart emojis. "I'm so nurturing and protective" yeah sure, until your shell cracks and you turn into a passive-aggressive pincered cunt who remembers every slight from 2017.Sexually? Holy fuck, Cancer in bed is a war crime. You need 3 hours of emotional foreplay, dim lights, and a playlist of sad indie songs just to get wet. Then you cling like a barnacle, whispering "do you love me?" midthrust while squeezing the life out of your partner with those emotional tentacles. You do missionary only because you say eye contact is intimate, but really it's so you can cry if they blink wrong. You cum once and then want to cuddle for 45 minutes talking about your childhood trauma. Worst part? You ghost emotionally while still physically attached. Classic crab move.You're not sensitive, you're a soggy insecure mess who weaponizes vulnerability like a loaded diaper. Every Cancer I've known either baby traps their partner or turns the bedroom into group therapy. At least air signs can hold a conversation without needing a safe space and a weighted blanket. You're the zodiac's designated wet blanket, moody, manipulative, and mid as fuck in every hole. Stay crusty, keep side eyeing everyone, and touch some grass instead of your diary. No one’s picking on you, retard. You’re just easy target practice.
>>34477326It's nothing special it's just what it's shaped like because the cervix protrudes down into the vagina. Although I do feel lucky that dicks end up back there rather than jamming me in the cervix and giving me abdominal cramps. >>34477330No thank you>>34477331We have to just be good sports if we cry they make fun of us and if we argue against it we're toxicCalling me a master manipulator because they're mad people just give me things when I look sad and pretty like get a pushup bra and let go of your control issues you virgo bitch
>>34477352it makes certain feelings i have about myself and my wants in life bubble up to the surface and its stuff i dont want to acknowledge
>>34477350Yeah
>>34477359oh well yeah of course, that happens to me too
>>34477350I had to stop watching Joker and Whiplash for exactly that reason.
>>34477356>It's nothing specialno, it is not all women have one that you can penetrate, at least ime and my ex would go nuts when i'd get in either of hers and it felt amazing
>>34477217Yes. I like giving myself a light massage while I fall asleep
>>34477355Shut up chatgpt
>>34477362Is this satire?
>>34477363I knew that vaginas can be differently shaped but I assumed cervix placement was pretty universal and that would make it accessible on pretty much everybody but I haven't gone digging around in anyone else's vag so I'll take your word for it lol. I can get a finger in the front but there's a lot more space below/behind.
the neighbors have locked their dog outside to howl and cry and annoy everyone else in the neighborhood like they do every night
Foids, why do you think this is ok?
Alright I'm going to allude to a fully cooly social life on instagram for the sake of love
State genderHave you ever intentionally hit on someone who was taken because you thought you were a better fit?
>>34477387Not since I was like 25. XY if that matters. I feel like all the best girls are usually in a relationship and you have to though now. I wish the world was different.
>>34477387m i avoid girls looking to monkey branch like the plagueif she can't handle, shit if she doesn't want to be single for a bit after a ltr, it's a huge red flag
>>34477385Did you just say FOOLY COOLY?
>>34477332Do you make out?
Can someone explain this birdhands thing guys keep mentioning? What does it mean?
>>34477381Her "standards" are in no way okay yikes
>>34477377the front was a lot tighter i lost years of my life to that pussy
>>34477395Yep!
>>34477350I really suffer at cringe comedies, I get a lot of vergüenza ajenaAlso I have trouble with certain sad and emotional pieces, particularly about tragedies during youth. I have trouble processing that kind of sadness
>>34477393No.
>>34477403Based
>>34477387FNoAny man I would want to be with wouldn't appreciate that behavior anyway
Will this ever not be true?
women, why do you only want us when ovulating?
crazy how men just walk about with dick and balls down there
why do you always look at my bulge
>>34477420These bot posts istg. Hiroshimoot is really trying to pump those numbers up
>>34477418post the soijak one
>>34477387MNo way in hell would I ever do that. That's despicable.
>>34477420i wish women were actually like this
>>34477422I love >his bones.
>>34477155Qt, Sarge, or Julian. Call it.
Moids, what are you'll doing with all your free time? How do you not have time to date?
>>34477424>>34477436ok i guess i am just a figment of ur imagination then
>>34477422>why do you always look at my bulgeWomen shamelessly do this in public. It's like they think it doesn't count if it's not boobs.
>>34477440I was too busy playing video games after work
I watched Clerks the other day for the first time and was blown away by the chick that suck 36 dicks but only fucked 3 guys. Are there any moids here that have actually sucked more dicks than they have fucked? It seems like that should never happen.
>>34477420>crazy how men just walk about with dick and balls down thereWe think the same about women and boobs: like how do you not go insane jiggling with each step?
>>34477418
>>34477444I think I've sucked 2 or 3 dicks I didn't fuck but I don't think I sucked every dick I've fucked either it probably evens out
>>34477448This would be cute if her bf/someone else took the picture. As is, it's extremely cringe
The big titty white girl on tinder said>ooooo okay I kike youuuuuu lolI’m fucking IN. Hopefully I don’t get ghosted but it sounds like she’s into me >:)
Have any moids here gone from hating women to not hating women? Or is it like the darkside once you have gone there, there is no turning back.
>>34477448I don't care that women do this but selfie is fucking hilarious. She's even basedjakking.
>>34477448This is a cool shot desu.
>>34477452Like* kek
>>34477450Interesting. What makes you decide which category a dick is going in?
>>34477450Do you consider a blowjob or having sex to be the more intimate act?
>>34477448Didn't she post that along with a quote from her professor "there will be a million pictures of the launch but only one of your reaction to it" or some shit?
>>34477460It's not a decision it's just how it happened to go >>34477462sex
>>34477418>>34477448More insane one
>>34477454I wouldn't say I'm completely recovered, but it takes something like being cheated on to bring it back up.
>>34477468how awkward that must be to film
lol you want a guy like me to hate women if you're with me, otherwise you'd be way too insecure
>>34477448>>34477463How is someone smart this dumb?
>>34477474Oh shit, it's Chad!
>>34477473>>34477468>Noé said he had no idea how long the rape scene was going to last, as this was determined by Monica Bellucci, who essentially directed the scene, and Jo Prestia, a professional French boxer, who played her assailant. When asked directly why it had to be so long, Noé responded, "That is simply as long as it might last in real life. Sometimes you hear stories of someone being raped for half an hour. It seemed the normal timing for the situation." The rape scene was shot six times over two days, each take being one shot from a fixed camera. There was no intimacy coordinator involved given this profession didn't yet exist. Bellucci has expressed no issues with filming the rape scene. She has said that after shooting, she would sit down, have a cup of coffee, and think about something else.
>>34477454I never really hated women genuinely. It was just me being bitter and sour grapes over them not wanting me. I love women
>>34477454I never hated women, but I was in the "modern dating isn't worth it" camp until I met the right girl.
>>34477466NTA. I'm a virgin, but I think I'd want to fuck any girl who sucks my dick, but that's just me.
>>34477478>I love womensee this is the kind of shit weak men say you should love YOUR womanbut women are fucking terrible
>>34477482anon types like a facebook boomer
>>34477467Makeup make women so cocky. Ban and outlaw makeup NOW
>>34477475She kinda right though the last time I went to a concert I didn't take any videos or pictures and I could probably watch the whole thing on YouTube from a vantage point similar to where I was if I wanted to.I think we've forgotten what pictures are for because of social media. Forget showing them to other people, they're for you to take out in 20 years and go "ohhh yeah I forgot about that" No one ever wanted to see the slideshow from their uncle's trip to the Grand canyon before why is it suddenly cool to do that now that we have Instagram? It's stupid.
>looking at a house on zillow>interior decorating is so bad it makes me want to skip itAm I gay?
>>34477467Meanwhile when a man takes a photo of a shooter...
Yeeeeees the cubs just scored
>>34477489No just stupid
>>34477486>Makeup make women so uglywild how they think they're getting anything out of it other than demon possessed retards
>>34477489You know unless it comes prefurnished that is demo shit the realtor put in there to gaslight you?
>>34476226>State gender. Have you ever hooked up with someone married or engaged (not to you)?I was a bull for a Korean couple over a summer. She was hot, but I'm not sure if I'd do it again.
Gender, do you have a bucket-list?
>>34477240I love protein, creatine, magnesium and l-theanine
>>34477468Its hot
How come so many young women have breast implants now? How are they even affording it? Even like middling content creators who can't possibly be making that much money, and poor af EE girls are getting implants like as soon as they hit 18 and I don't get a) how they can afford it, or b) why they are so mentally ill in the first place.
>>34477448It would be less gay if she wasn't hitting the basedjak, desu
moids keep saying they are not gay but ive seen how many views futa and trap porn gets, a LOT of you are lying
>>34477507Wanna recreate it? I'll be the girl
>>34477502F, no
>>34477514Unfortunately a lot of bi girls watch futa. As for trannies, society has gaslit people on that so hard, many of the men watching it probably legitimately think it's straight.
When I see a person who's 5' tall, I think she looks really short. But when I put a tape measure against a wall 5' doesn't seem short at all. Idgi
>>34477514A lot of women are into futa
>>34477502FLol no who has enough hope/energy for goals
>>34477509>so many young women have breast implants nowsource: your ass and/or tiktok
>>34477486You will not take goth mommies from me!
>>34477514My guess would be that like many industries, the futa/trap market is dominated by a small number of consumers who consume a lot.I have no evidence for this obviously.
>>34477530Liar
>>34477502No.
just walked into a closed door in my own houseama
I hate being the ugly gender
>>34477540What were you thinking?
>>34477509>the biased sample I'm observing and conflating with "all women" thats attentionwhores that sell their body for views and likely also do only fans on the side have a disproportionate chance of being mentally ill attentionwhores with undisclosed additional incomeyeah idk anon, it's a total mystery
>>34477514Futa and trap are not the same in my eyes. Futa are for bicurious men who want to be pegged and suck dick.Idealized traps are kind of the best of both worlds for straight men. A man that looks like a woman but he's still a man so he's low maintenace. You fuck your bro and then hang out and play video games.
>>34477540How many golf balls can you fit in your ass?
>>34477540At least you didn't open it into your own face
>>34477486It's the hair and nails that really make them think theyre the queen of the universe >>34477491Kino
>>34477542Why, you can get paid more if you spec correctly
>>34477540I walked into a towel rack recently. We are as brothers.
>>34477542>I hate being the ugly genderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOH0SBRANxE
>>34477545A guy who sucks and takes dick is not a bro
Women which mode do you prefer?
>>34477540I moved a couple months ago and I actually bashed my face in the door. Yeah, bashed.
>>34477562the one where your balls get cut off smoof
>>34477545of course the trapfaggot doesn't understand futain order to be 'bicurious' that means you need to be interested in having sex with men, being pegged doesn't mean you're attracted to men either
>>34477562Winter is about to coom. Summer is post coom.
Trash thread
girls why are you so insecure when we're not a lookmatch
>>34477570I agree, E5.
>>344775709.5/10 post
>>34477571Because ur ugle
>>34477570entirely your fault
>>34477543>my bathroom is 3 steps in front of me and i don't need to fully lift my shirt over my head to see it>>34477546never tried but i'm sure at least 1 or 2
>>34477514>Draw stereotypical big tits, crazy hourglass, big butt woman but also draw a dick.Is just a perversion not homosexuality or even bisexuality
Anyone else not really into the whole gender role stuff but you still feel like hooking up is bad? Hell, I feel like waiting until marriage is generally good even though I'm not particularly religious What do you guys think, am I alone on this?
>>34477571Tfw no 6/10 gf(I'm a strong 6.1 so it makes me feel secure)
>>34477577futa porn only really exists because hentai artists couldn't be arsed drawing strap-ons with harnesses
Femanons what would you like your petname to be?
>>34477580do you really have no other bait topics than the same three ones that get chewed on 24/7 here?
>>34477574i swear to god,, i will push your mfn buttons so hard. bully
>>34477580How do those relate?
>>34477584can i just be my real name
>>34477584pebble
>>34477589Some situations fucking "Margaret" or whatever doesnt feel right. You need babe at least sometimes.
>>34477586Hehehe
>>34477595my name is very moanable dont worry
>>34477585I didn't mean for it to be bait I'm sorry>>34477587Well typically people like that also are big into gender roles and stuff, or are religious I just felt like tt's wrong or bad or something
Do women really like male moans? or is that another internet thing?
>>34477571Women secretly want to pair up with better looking men than them. They looksmatch with makeup on so without it they lose 1 or 2 points, sometimes even 3. The top 20% of men get 80% of women, the men that are acutally fucking these bitches are overwhelmingly dating down when you take makeup out of the equation.
>>34477580Delete this before Swiss sees it
why are lana del rey girls obsessed with stella artois beer? why that one?
The open kitchen and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>34477584I dunnoHaven't had a nickname since people called me presidente (there was not an explanation as to why spanish)
>>34477599yes yes yes yes holy shit yes yes yes yesnot loud ones, just soft ones, i came across this X video of a guy cumming and his moans were 10 times hotter than any part of his body
>>34477607was it solo?
>>34477608yea
>>34477576Ooh, he bonked while his shirt was over his face! That means male nipples!
>>34477607>and his moans were 10 times hotter than any part of his bodywhy do women hate our bodies so much?
>>34477528>>34477530i love bisexual women
>>34477612u dumbass i didnt mean it that way, his body is hot too, i was just trying to emphasize how hot his moans were. i forget theres a large margin of genuinely autistic men on here ffs.
>>34477612ntaQuit your whining
>>34477600>Women secretly want to pair up with better looking men than themthat's what i'm referring to you act like every girl wants to fuck chad but many mid girls haven't deluded themselves into thinking they deserve it and even the ones that do are often super insecure because they know he's cheating if i even try talking to a girl under a 7 she's weirded out by it, you can tell she's into it, but hyper cautious
>>34477542>>34477612You're a faggot. Women are the beautiful sex, and its a good thing when women like how we sound even more than how we look>>34477617He's a wimp who wishes he was a sex object
>>34477617Babe, that was bait.
>>34477599I love it when >he winces when >he gets hurt in games.
>>34477619>you act like every girl wants to fuck chad but many mid girls haven't deluded themselves into thinking they deserve it and even the ones that do are often super insecure because they know he's cheating>if i even try talking to a girl under a 7 she's weirded out by it, you can tell she's into it, but hyper cautiousI'm a male 7, and I get this from fat chicks lmao
Fuck, she hasn’t responded to me in 2 hours. I shouldn’t have taken 45 minutes to respond to her saying she liked me. Her mind probably changed already, I fucked up. I’m an idiot
>>34477624Can you please stop spamming?
>>34477623u never know w the moids itt nowadaysu guys are crayzee
>>34477629If only your testosterone was as high as your head
>>34477607I don't think women would like my moans because I just imitate the whores on videos because I think that's what sexy noises sound like, is that better or worse than being silent
>>34477623no it wasnt
>>34477617Are you the t-shirt femanon from yesterday?
>>34477632Spamming what? I'm responding
Today I didnt ate anything :D(This is a good thing)
>>34477514>straight porn>features naked men>futa porn>features naked women
>>34477633You're not entirely wrong...
do any women itt want to repeal the 19th? i want a lady who doesn't believe in equal rights
>>34477514Once again futa and traps are not gay
I want to be pegged against my will
>>34477640>features naked women>they have dicksAnon, I...
>>34477639if F, good jobif M, u should be force fed 10K calories as punishment>>34477637no>>34477635you never watch videos where the guy moans?
>>34477646nta but if thats your logic then watching normal straight porn is even gayer
>>34477644traps are male, and thus gay
>>34477646the straight porn also means seeing a dick, thoughis lesbian strapon porn gay for men to watch?
>>34477648Why do I deserve punishment? Im trying to lose more weight
>>34477643>>34477645Yes I want to make men inferior gender now.
>>34477654thats exactly why u deserve to be punished lawl
>>34477654She has a fat fetish
>>34477644>>34477640>Once again futa and traps are not gayhttps://vocaroo.com/1iX9sx1BfHOL
>>34477656Oh I've talked to you before you wanted to fix me by overfeeding me
>>34477649I don't watch straight porn, but I think the idea with it is the viewer projects themselves onto the penis.
>>34477659nothing in this vocaroo was relevant to me, why did you reply to me
BacterialVaginosis over here doesn't know what the 19th is lol
>>34477659>>34477651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzbbABf433s
>>34477661have u changed ur mind yet mister anon?
>>34477644>Felix ArgyleFunny you post him, he's unfortunately no longer a "femboy" and dresses male He dressed female because he was in love with a woman and because she took a masculine role, he adopted a feminine one to carry out her femininity for her, while also being her knight
>>34477659I'm not into them, I'm just defending my brothers that might be into femboys (and traps)
>>34477454I was defensive and wary around women, but could never get myself to truly hate them. I regularly feel hurt and confused when I try to understand them, but I never turned that into a hatred for them as a whole. I think I made my fair share of ignorant remarks about women in the past when I was an edgy teenager, but that was done out of ignorance rather than malice. I'm a lot better at understanding them now than I was before and I see that improving in the future.>>34477580I think there's a lot of people who agree with you. All of these ideas get lumped together when in reality they're quite nuanced and many people believe them for different reasons. It makes talking about them in a healthy manner all the more difficult
the patheticness of anime watchers knows no bounds
>>34477645That's a paradox.
>>34477668Are you telling me they disarmed the trap?
>>34477665>Um, yauh, let mi explain why traps are like, totes not gayy! Slay queen!
>>34477666Hmm no, I feel like I wont get anything in return
>>34477668I'm watching anime as I type this but good god anime is fucking gay.
>>34477664This nigɣa doesn't know to repeal an amendment you have to ratify a new one.
>>34477669>I'm not into them, I'm just defending my brothers that might be into femboys (and traps)Defending them against being gay?
>>34477674Kek
>>34477680That's because he's indian
>>34477680thanks fatGPT
>>34477675>>34477681They might be deeply closeted and not ready to face the music just yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxX6hTi4f-khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxX6hTi4f-k
>>34477674I suppose soHe's still androgynous and he's still cute, but he doesn't crossdress anymoreHonestly Otto is the better "femboy" in Re:Zero because he actually tricked me, I thought he was a girl until I heard him being called Otto
>>34477669You do know we were being sarcastic 20 years ago when we said traps aren't gay, rightSame with futa
>>34477670>It makes talking about them in a healthy manner all the more difficultYeah, I'm not really against gays either but I think hookup culture has definitely caused a lot of issues for their community
>>34477676playing hard to get huh
>>34477690Wait, really?
If this woman doesn't respond by the end of the night I'm gonna be so sad. At least I had a ribeye, potatoes, lava cake, ice cream, and a margarita for dinner but now I have a tummy ache. Don't give me a heartache too :(
>>34477571If you're hotter than me why would you be interested unless you're up to something?Of course I'm going to be suspicious.My strategy is to go for men who beat me by 2 points in the face but are short and mentally ill/poor enough to be on my level.
Anyone know how to reverse search 4chan for images, not text?
>>34477697>My strategy is to go for men who beat me by 2 points in the faceGood double entente, incredible really
>>34477696whats the last thing u sent her?
>>34477685No thanks, https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/indian-song-26519/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
>>34477697My strategy is to lovebomb chad to gaslight him into thinking we're soulmates. So far it's going very well.
>>34477690Yes but now its evolved the same way foot fetishes have
>>34477644>futa>and trapsfuck do you mean 'and'? we ain't your homeboys, trapfag
>>34477699you need to know the file name
>>34477699I'm not sure what you mean, but most of the archive sites have an option to search by filename if that's what you're after.
>>34477584If "hey" or "name" didn't work to get my attention a pet name isn't going to lol. Babe is fine if you gotta or like ironically calling me "my darling" but only if it's a joke if you mean it it's an ick.
Birthrate will remain fucked
>>34477712Women are so fun and nice
>>34477704>So far it's going very wellhah goodluck, you can't match a chad's endurance, he'll figure you out then again, many of us are retarded
>>34477701We were talking about slasher films and she asked me who my favorite killer was. I said leatherface because I like his chainsaw and texas chainsaw massacre is one of my favorite movies. She responded with "ooooo okay I like youuuuuu lol" and then I said>I think this is the first time saying texas chainsaw massacre is one of my favorite movies has ever gotten such a positive reaction... I like you already lol
>>34477454I just wish women would accept they're flawed and work on being better people than just blaming men for both not being perfect and not working hard enough to accept her flaws
>>34477717He's been hooked for ten years now, I think I'm in the clear.
>>34477714Yeah, no birth rate until $30/hour minimum wage and 1920's grocery prices.
>>34477715Telling him not to use the overly sweet pet names is easier than unpacking why they make me feel bad. Not every ick is about you you know stop being so conceited lol.
You ever poke the left side of your belly to feel the turd inside that you haven't pooped out yet?
>>34477697based chadlet enjoyer
>>34477454I neither hate nor love women, I fluctuate between the two.
>>34477726yeah
>>34477714>retards are priced out of the gene poolOK?
>>34477709>>34477711Hmm, I see, thx
>>34477714being able to afford kids is a filter and it's working as intended
>>34477721scary
>>34477732You don't think a firefighter should be able to afford to have kids?
>>34477730Most billionaires are lukewarm IQ hoarders with a single loophole.
>>34477714Excuses, excuses.
>>34477735Correct, firefighters that have something to lose make shitty firefighters because they become too cautious and self preserving.
>>34477725I bet you don't want to be called beautiful in bed either.
>>34477693Uh so anyway why are you into fat men? Or are you into making men fat?
>>34477718it sounds like she likes u desu, how likely is it that shes just afk or busy?
>>34477730>>34477732If they can afford a house they can afford a kid or twoAnd 2000 sq house is big enoughThis house plan is under 2000 sq ft
i refuse to make serious money until i find a woman i want to marry
>>34477750>if they spend money they can spend more money Do you also use this logic on yourself? "if I can afford groceries, I can also afford funko pops"
>>34477754Mhm
>>34477721big dick?
>>34477759You bet.
>>34477750They're obviously fat American morons if they think 2000 square feet isn't enough for one kid. I grew up with three siblings in a house a little over half that size.
>>34477755It's the other way aroundIf they could afford that house then they can afford kidsWhy do they need all that space just for 2 people? And then they say it's not enough lmao
>>34477743they’re just so handsome and hot to me, just how im wired. >are you into making men fat?only in fictional fetish work.
i fucking love spraying myself with perfume and smelling nice all day
>>34477752Ms. Ricci is thugging out on threads and I'm here for it. Destroy them.
>>34477744Likely, she paints and plays bass so she might just be busy. I'm just afraid of being ghosted by a really hot women who I think I could actually get along with lul
>>34477750Like I said, they're idiots. My parents raised two kids in 1200 sqft, 2000 is downright roomy.
>>34477767They obviously bought it with the intention to fill it with kids you moron and nowadays you get cps alerted if you dare to not have a separate bedroom for each kid.
>>34477772I'm not gonna get it, shid.*charlie post*
>>34477773she might just be shy?
>>34477726Sometimes I move it if it's making me cramp or I'm gassy.>>34477742I don't like much talking during sex to begin with. And correct. I don't have an issue being called beautiful as an adjective not a pet name if that's what he thinks but tell me that when I've put effort into my appearance not right after I blow you ykwim? I'm not opposed to hand holding and saying I love you while fucking it's just the performative shit I'm not into. No need to call me gorgeous, or a slut. Fuck now, talk later.
>>34477775>nowadays you get cps alerted if you dare to not have a separate bedroom for each kid.You're an idiot if you believe this.
>>34477775I don't buy it either. If they actually wanted kids and were ready to have them, they'd find room in the budget for them.They looked at their budget and decided they'd rather spend their money on things other than child rearing.
>>34477770where were you when I was fat? :(
Americans complaining about not being able to afford kids when they're literally the richest people on Earth. People aren't having kids because they'd rather do something else with their money and time, not because they don't have enough. They expect to be able to have a family while making no sacrifices whatsoever.
>>34477775The fucking article says>They realized that even with one child, they would most likely need more space
why is there such a split on blowjobs?Some women love giving them, some wont do it at all
>>34477122Why would you date a communist?But to answer your questions:>would you ever show that you browse here?Eventually, yes. It's not something you say when you're first getting to know each other, since people will jump to conclusions.>that you are more tolerant of the politically incorrect?I am politically incorrect. I'm not ashamed of it; I'm just not stupid enough to spout it in public.>that you have friends who are very politically incorrect?I wish.
>>34477785>Americans complaining about not being able to afford kids when they're literally the richest people on Earth.I know. I swear to God that we aren't all this clueless.
>>34477771It gives me a headache though
>>34477784i would tell u to get fat again but some anons got upset at me last time so maybe not lolwhat was ur highest weight and current weight?
>>34477779>>34477783Why don't you two go ahead and buy a house big enough for three kids in a nice enough area with acceptable school access have three kids and raise them to age 18 and then come back to me, huh?
>>34477777Maybe? I'm not sure but she seems to be into me. I'm just insecure and really want to fuck her
>>34477796Lol I'm sitting in one right now. Fucking crybaby.
>>34477750FactsMy mom fit 4 kids in less than 1800 sq ftFucking sucked for a little while there until they built a 5th bedroom in the basement though, and the shower situation. But it's enough space if everyone has their own bedroom and there's a yard.
>>34477799Oh really? Where's your three grown kids then? Owning a house and owning a house + paying for 20 years of a child's life on top of that isn't even comparable.
>>34477791To be fair it's not just Americans, every rich country has low birthrates and the media keeps putting out articles that it's because they don't make enough money. It's literally just that having kids is no longer seen as necessary and it's a big investment of time and money that people have been conditioned to spend elsewhere.
>>34477789A woman's enjoyment of giving a blowjob is purely mental. If she's not into it all she's going to be thinking about is how her teeth are hurting her lips and her nose is starting to run.
>>34477796>house big enough for three kids in a nice enough area with acceptable school accessPeople treat kids like another status symbol these days, when I grew up it was in whatever house your family could afford and you went to whatever public school was nearest.
>>34477804Doesn't help that all media and news articles are about childless women telling young women that men, marriage, and motherhood are all horrible
>>34477802I'd be willing to have kids next year if I was married, honestly, and I know for certain that I make much less money than either of those people. You're being ridiculous.
>>34477514The only thing less gay than futa is solo hentai
>be lazing around the house, not doing much during winter. WFH most days. >let the gf know, hey summer is coming, I’m gonna get way busier>I work till 9 pm one night because reasons>all of a sudden it’s a huge deal
>>34477808You don't say. Turns put times have changed and kids are a status symbol now because you're not allowed to not have them live like royalty anymore unless you want them to get bullied to hell and back on a daily basis.
I am begging some of you: please, go outside.
girls how scared of aging are you?
>>34477814I go outside, thats how I know how wild it is out there.
>>34477809Those articles are correct in that having kids won't make your life more enjoyable, for most of human history no one thought of having children as something that would make you life better, it was a duty.
>>34477813>you're not allowed to not have them live like royalty anymore unless you want them to get bullied to hell and back on a daily basis.This isn't true, you don't need to be rich to have kids and you'd only get bullied for not being rich if you're trying to associate with people outside your socioeconomic bracket.
>>344778160%, I can't wait for nobody to expect me to be attractive anymore.
>>34477816I'm already older than 32 and I don't look like that.Don't do drugs and get fat kids.I'm worried about what menopause is going to feel like and what my skin is going to be like when I'm really old because it's very elastic/stretchy. I'm going to look like a bony shar pei.
>>34477816I mean, eating like a fat pig is gonna do that to you. People should stop eating so much and only drink once on the weekends. It's the secret to longevity. Ideally you don't eat after 8pm and have your first meal at 12pm the next day but some people don't have the discipline nor do they deserve to live long and fulfilling lives and they rightfully don't. This world is meant for me
>>34477821The people having kids are the ones in the upper socioeconomic bracket, if you're the one sending your child to school with the costo backpack and the hand me down shoes, your kid will be the odd one out trying to belong with the upper middle class spawnlings.
>>34477789Some women are whores, and others aren't.Some whores also have specific hangups.
>>34477714>Ms. Stewart said she would need to take on extra shifts, and Mr. Goodwin would have to give up hobbies he enjoys, like golfing.>One of them might even have to stay home full time to care for a child.The horror.
>>34477796Just checked zillow. I can easily afford a home big enough for 3 kids in one of the best school districts in Connecticut, and that's just on my own income as a single moid.
>>34477823There is a French saying that once a woman reaches a certain age, she has to choose between her ass and her face. If you choose face you’re going to want a bit more fat so you don’t look like a ghoul. But if you want your ass you need to slim down so it doesn’t look dumpy.
>>34477821I still resent my mom for getting me the Payless version of vans instead of the real ones.And never having enough meat on taco night that shit was whack. Don't have so many if you can only afford to feed half of them fully.
>>34477829Something tells me that 25 year old fireman probably has a brand new truck and some credit card debt.
>>34477819It wasn't a "duty" people just fucked and then bam suddenly there were kids to take care of.
She texted me back :)
>>34477829Which part of "having kids costs additional money on top of the mortgage, utilities and upkeep" is hard for you to understand? You do understand that a house starts to cost much more money once you fill it with kids because they also need to take a bath every day, there's more than double the laundry and cooking and dishwashing, as well as electricity being used, just to name a few aspects, not to forget the fact that much more things just break if they get used more and by kids that are still learning how to not break things.
>>34477833>PaylessAh fuck I haven't thought about them in a while. We never had to skimp on food, though. That's shitty.
>>34477714>>34477828My favorite dumb NYT article was one about data center opposition and this woman was literally asking ChatGPT how to protest the data center being built
>>34477826>The people having kids are the ones in the upper socioeconomic bracketThis isn't true, who told you this?
>>34477826Poor fucks have kids all the time
>>34477831Ass it is. The nicotine's no good for my face but it'll keep me skinny.
>>34477816None.I would like to stop being carded when I dash.
>>34477836at least someones getting laid around heregood luck anon
AND ANOTHER QT MATCHED ME YESwomen, I love you so much
>>34477842Yeah, kids that get bullied. If you want to have kids just for them to have a miserable life, go ahead, indulge yourself.
>>34477838The idiot couple from that article could have had 3 kids in a house half that size.
>>34477805>A woman's enjoyment of giving a blowjob is purely mental.Rubbish.
>>34477793My current bmi is 23 (still chubby)I dont know how fat i was but i was fat enough to struggle to breathe when I tried to sleep on my stomach
>>34477838You’re such a wiener lolAre you an antinatalist
>>34477849This weird focus on bullying as the reason you can't have kids without being rich is just a personal neuroses of yours.
>>34477849NtaI did get bullied but it was because I was autistic not poor.I bullied myself harder for not having a Hollister sweatshirt than anybody else did.If they smell like cigarette smoke and their clothes have holes yeah they're going to get made fun of but you're being a little extreme.
>>34477849You're a crazy fuck. They just got to the poor schools and even if they don't you're blowing it way out of proportion
>>34477838>Which part of "having kids costs additional money on top of the mortgage, utilities and upkeep" is hard for you to understand?Which part of "easily" is hard for you to understand? I know having kids costs money. It doesn't stop people who are broke (I know a lot of people who were broke before having kids) so why should it stop people who aren't?
>>34477848Men, how are you betting on clavicular getting pregnant? Is there something I don't know in this equation?
>>34477816>How the mighty have fallenThen you have chicks like CherryCrush and Chloe Lamb who haven't aged a day
Women, how do you exercise?
>>34477867Damn, now I want to be a fittness instructor.
>>34477853The only physical sensation I get any enjoyment out of during a blowjob is smooth penis skin on my tongue. Or maybe grinding on his leg if I'm in the mood. It hurts my lips after doing it for too long but I still enjoy it because I like dicks and I like making him feel good. It arouses me but not because I'm experiencing any kind of physical sensation it's the implication of what I'm doing, in any other context that amount of saliva would be horrifying.
>>34477867Bruh, the first girl is literally rubbing her friend's clit
>>34477868>even BV is secretly gayLol. Lmao.
>>34477849Where I went to school the poor kids bullied the rich kids because they knew they could kick the shit out of them without meaningful consequences.
>>34477872It was never a secret. You have the lore of a gnat.
>>34477867That is so gay
>>34477867What in tarnation
>>34477867Not like that, but I’m into it
>>34477867Unironically useful workoutBut I think I'd do that at home I just walk a lot and pretend it's doing something
>>34477877In both senses of the word. What a dorky spectacle
hungy but it's too late to eat ;_;
>>34477867I need woman sweat on me
>>34477816For my looks, zeroFor my job, a lot
any silver fox anons here? men with grey/greying hair are underrated
>>34477892Hey
>>34477867Can women cum from doing this? A less phoned in version, anyway?
Moids, why do you keep fucking lying and saying Sabrina Carpenter is not attractive and that you wouldn't fuck her? We know you are lying! You would put your tongue all the way up into her asshole if she asked you to.
>>34477893Age?
Baitposters will eat well with all the newfags tonight
Hearing that ICE has detained one of my countrymen in California, FUCK AMERICA!
I'm an autistic weirdo and I can mask well enough to deal with normalfags but I don't understand how to deal with other autistic weirdos.
>>34477895She's a snowbunny/queen of spades. I'm white.
>>34477895Celebrity status makes women less attractive to me. She obviously isn’t ugly.
>>34477896I'm just kidding I'm 21 and women hate me for that
>>34477888Never too late for penis protein!
>>34477899Maybe you’re just a weirdo and not an autistic weirdo. Maybe you just have a bit of social anxiety.
>>34477867You have to wonder why they even bother wearing anything at all
My late 20s little brother has a shitload of gray hair.
Wild to think about what this site might be like with proper moderation.
>>34477899I just can't stand sonic/fnaf/fandom type autists. All other autists are cool tho
>>34477890What type of job?
>>34477892Yeah I got the salt n pepper thing going on. I’m dressing up as Dante from Devil May Cry for Halloween this year for the wife because why do only women get to dress like sluts. Just need to lose 5-8 more pounds before the abs are really visible.
>>34477867Are they training lesbians how to be with men?
>>34477914>fuckboi husbandLol
>>34477892Im too young for that
>>34477914>for the wife>why do only women get to dress like sluts.Why are the married men in these threads the biggest fags ever? They're all excited about their wives being into MFM threesomes and shit like this
>>34477912Professional Dancer
>>34477914I hope I can be like you one day, minus the wife. I want to still be fucking 20 year olds well into my 30s which with my genetics, should be pretty easy
What's the most fucked up sex dream you've had?
I cant sleep
>>34477867this shit is corny but women doggystyling each other is a turn on
>>34477919Whoa, cool
>>34477923Dont know if it counts but i once had a dream where a fetus came out of my penis I still remember the pain
>>34477816>hypothyroidism claims another
>>34477927Thanks
>>34477924Why
>>34477867Does moving like this feel good for women? I'm clearly a virgin but I don't think all that hip swaying feels better than just normal in-n-out
>>34477923had a dream where i got jerked off through a milking table until I cried had to kick the porn for a month, that was a wakeup call
There's something in the way you say my name
>>34477933>bro considers this a bad dream
Do younger men really make women split the bill on dates these days, or is the computer just trying to make me think less of them
>>34477918Motherfucker I’m 44. I was not all that great looking when I was younger. It’d be dope if I had a few pics I can show my grandkids that displayed “hey grandpa was hot once”. Fuck you, I was the ugly scrawny kid most of my life, let me enjoy a bit of time in the sun.
Gotta find out if I can start taking drugs again
>>34477923Was being held captive in something like a toolshed while a woman was making a strap on out of a railroad spike.Luckily I woke up before she got to use it, so technically not a sex dream, I guess.
>>34476826Is it weird for a guy to post pictures of his dogs and cats on social media?I don't like taking pictures of myself, so is that a fine alternative?
>>34477941I don't but then again I don't go on really expensive dates in the first place
>>34477940no i definitely loved it, was just getting a little bit too gooned outalso there was some cringe femdom mommy shit going on in there too, which felt very freudian and that startled me somewhat
>>34477923When i was a young teenager with Christian guilt, i had a dream that this horny monkey demon grabbed onto my arm and refused to let go. It was the same arm i use to jerk off (im right handed but jerk off with left). I always wondered if that was some kinda warning
American dating like circus without clowns, full of lights, noise, but no real joy. American man and woman both glued to phone like holy book. Create profile with careful photos. Man flexes muscles in gym mirror, woman poses with coffee cup bigger than head. Bio says Love travel and dogs, seeking deep connection. Deep? Two messages later “Send pics” or “What you into?” Into? Like hobby or hole? Swipe left, swipe right, like playing cards but heart is stake. Match happens, excitement for five seconds, then chat dies because “vibes off.” What vibes? Invisible wind that decides love? In my country if man smells of honest sweat from work, good vibe. If he smells of too much cologne from bottle, run away. Apps make people lazy. Algorithm stupid like donkey, pairs gym rat with bookworm, then surprised date fails. “No chemistry.” Chemistry? Like school subject? No, it is magic between two souls, not code on server in cloud.Finally meet, first date is tragedy comedy. American always chooses coffee shop or casual drink. Casual like old shirt? Let us grab latte, low pressure like tire with hole? Sit, stare at each other over tiny cups, talk about weather or Netflix show. Did watch latest season? Whole conversation surface like puddle after rain. No deep questions. If silence comes, panic! Check phone, fake laugh. American fills every gap with small talk, like stuffing pillow with feathers until bursts.American man sends text next day: “Had fun, let us do again sometime.” Sometime? Vague like fog. American plays games, wait three days rule from some book. Three days? Food spoils in fridge faster! Then if reply, conversation like ping pong but slow. Emoji hearts, “haha,” “lol.” Lol? But no real laugh, just letters. Ghosting common too. One day hot messages, next day silence like grave. “He disappeared like magician? Woman left wondering: “Did I say wrong thing?” No, you just met coward who treats heart like disposable coffee cup.
>>34477946You always can...
>>34477931I made the mistake of playing videogames past 4pm
>>34477947Isn't there a movie where that happens?
>>34477951>femdom mommy shitThis is only 'freudian' if its some creepy shit about your actual mother desulike wanting a maternal dommy chick isn't about incest unless you're dreaming about incest
In my dream world I can cuddle with my imaginary gf, she will be real one day
>>34477438That's the Latino
In the dream world I'm with>herand waking up feels like having a limb ripped off.
genderdo you believe in love?
>>34477932>I'm clearly a virgin Yes that is clear lol.When you put the dick in there you're not trying to reach a button at the back you're trying to make contact with the walls.
Damn. Women are having it rough right now.
>>34477964Kinda?
>>34477966She has nice cleavage.
>>34477923MI had this dream one night that I wasn’t even an active part of. I was just an observer.First, the dream just showed me a scrap of loose leaf paper. Then, some really poorly drawn furries appeared on it.My awareness was drawn into the paper, and the drawings became more realistic.Suddenly, my awareness was inside the filthy bedroom of a fat, gay and balding furry and his less fat boyfriend who had more hair.Everything looked “deep fried”, and there were maggots and centipedes crawling all over the place while they had weird sex.I still have no idea where that shit came from.
>>34477966americans dress so poorly its unbelievable
>>34477923My at the time boyfriend was really mean to me and was ignoring me while out on a date with a woman with curly hair at like, what you would imagine a 90s set of a shitty Italian restaurant would look like and after I left a guy I had sex with years ago showed up and assaulted me while wearing a cowboy hat.
>>34477964MDepends on the type of love. I believe in pragma for example
>>34477959CopeMoid sexuality is all about their primal, repressed, hidden deep within in their psyche, subconscious desire to fuck their mothers. This is for example why they all want to suck on tits.
>>34477971Were you mad at your bf when you woke up?
>>34477966Who is recording the fucking video?
>>34477964Dun dun nunnah naaah
>>34477970Who caaaarrrrreesuhWho am I trying to impress explain to me why I shouldn't just wear pajamas unless I'm working
>>34477966If your gf came home drunk and said "I'm gonna pass out but you can hit it if you want" would you do it?
>>34477964MYes>>34477963I feel the same way.
Women, do you want to like men?
>>34477951Reminder the Freud was basically a fraud, almost every single thing he wrote about has been completely debunked and refuted.
>>34477982OCD anon?
>>34477979So like basically she agreed to free use?
Women, do you tell men you've only sent 4 texts to that you really like them? I need to know she actually wants me. I can't stop thinking about making her cum
>>34477974NoBut I did need a hugThe cowboy hat thing was weird. Like it was that guy but it was also Walter the man in black from the dark tower series. Like this dude I fucked previously was the personification of evil and got me because my boyfriend didn't want me any more. Fuck was that prophetic should I be worried, the boyfriend did dump me.
>>34477985Yes, but she was drunk when she said it.
>>34477973Mothers are all men’s model for women. Fathers are all women’s model for women. You are espousing something basic.
>>34477978if you need the value of beauty explained to you, then you can't be helped
>>34477986Landed the bpdemon
Why would a Guy tell me he likes me only to then outright say no to video calling with me, Yes we have seen each other's faces.
>>34477989>Fathers are all women’s model for women.All women want a daddy gf.
>34477980You disgust me. Do not (you) me again.
Anons help me find a mens watch worth buying.I want something less than $100 cause I'm broke.Square, slim, with a leather strap. I'm sure at least one of you will have a worthwhile suggestion
>>34477966imagine the poor fag who marries this
>>34477990I value my own comfort over looking appealing to strangers?When I dress nice people talk to me I hate it.
>>34477991Idgaf I want to fuck her for a couple months and then move on to the next skinny titcow
>>34477987>Fuck was that prophetic should I be worried,Nah, dreams are bullshit.
>>34477992He doesn't really. Or he thinks you're ugly.
>>34477997symptom of a low-trust disaster society
>>34477964MWithout a doubt. I think I’m in love right now
>>34477923When I was a child I would have a recurring dream about a man sitting on the couch watching tv and his wife would come up to him and smack him in the face with a stack of paper bags folded up. She would run away and he would chase her into the bedroom and then he would grab her and bite into her neck while they rocked back and forth and she would cry.They didn't look like my parents so I don't think it was some repressed memory, but it's a weird dream for a 4 year old to have.
>>34477867This is so fucking funny. How do people find this arousing?
>>34477996What's fucking wrong with her asshole?
>>34477998Your funeral
>>34477995Your phone already tells time.
>>34477992i'm a guy and i don't like video calling people generally. voice chats can be okay. is what it is
>>34478001Okay and? Dressing nice won't fix it lol it'll just make more men talk to me.
>>34478007Does a phone give you aura though?
Women, thoughts on men who fall head over heels and overinvest after one date?
>>34478004i honestly dont find female gym clothing attractive at all it looks awful
>>34477979>If your gf came home drunk and said "I'm gonna pass out but you can hit it if you want" would you do it?Too risky.But I wouldn't mind if she slid my dick in while I was sleeping. I already sleep naked, so it should be easy.
>>34478011BPD male, to be avoided.
>>34478007Not him, but you don’t have to unlock a wristwatch or babysit its battery. You also don’t have to pull it out of your pocket.
>>34478010Buy something useful or fun a man blowing a bunch of money on a watch is even dumber than buying a brand new car.
>>34477992Maybe he lives with his parents?
>>34478018A Seiko costs under $50 you colossal sperg
>>34478018Fun police. How poor are you that >100 is "a bunch of money"
>>34477993>All women want a daddy gf.You're damn right we do!
>>34478011Delusional. Avoid.
>>34478018watchmaking is a beautiful artform and there is nothing wrong with supporting the industry, you soulless consoomer.
>>34478018someones mad he has no aura
>>34478025I like watches but don't fool yourself, these cheap mass produced ones aren't some artisan pieces
>>34477996I wouldn't mind those tits in my face for the rest of my days
>>34478020>>34478022I don't know anything about watches because they're dumb and it's 2026. Useless purchase, go get some food and new socks or something with that money instead.
>>34478010Something under 100 bucks isn't giving aura
>>34477993yet i'm gross for wanting a mommy gf
>>34478030shadddupppp!!
I aura farm just by being myselfSuck it losers!
>>34478029Autism
>>34478009NTA. Are you hot?
foids would you a barking, growling moid?
>>34478025They >>34478020>>34478016just said it's a mass produced piece of shit. So no.
Watch fags are so fragile
>>34478031You're both gross
>>34478018Poorfag jeet detected
>>34478039Beat it, kid. My day date II yellow gold w/ a ruby dial gets me more pussy than I know what to do With
>>34478035How I cover my body drastically effects the attention I receive. My face is nothing special but I'm well proportioned.>>34478041Just a woman. Watches are useless. I'm in favor of useless accessories but if you're going to wear a useless accessory pick something fun.
>>34478041Lmao. I knew entj would hate this
I wear the Casio terrorist watch and she still called me the rizzler, laughed at my jokes, blushed at my compliments etc
>>34477941Yeah, you see, I'm a feminist.
>>34477964MYes and its because of loss of love that I've learned to hat
>>34478044Based
Nigga I wear a G SHOCK oh yeah!!!
>>34478050Now there is a man who’s comfortable in his own skin. I kneel
>>34477941I'd treat a milf to a free meal
>>34477964MYes but I've yet to experience romantic love at 27
>>34478050G Shocks are cool cause you can beat the fuck out of them>>34478046Thats my daily driver, I just need something a bit more office appropriate now
>>34478048I wasn’t aware that haberdashers had such tragic backstories
>>34478003MKULTRA shit
>>34478050G shocks are ugly
>>34477941The entire concept of 50/50 assblasts american women so hard it's unbelievably funny, it's like they're trying their hardest to be the most unbearable women to date on earth
>>34477983by who? people in denial about their mommy issues?
>get $5k bonus>start eyeing a vintage $200 casioThey call me lifestyle creep
>>34478044Watches are way more useful than any woman shit, are you the one that wanted a stainless steel ring
>>34478058For reference, I asked that question and am a man. It seems like such a silly thing to get up in arms about to meWhy wouldn’t I buy a woman I liked a meal? I treat my family and other friends to meals too
>>34478046Might get one to add to my lore outfit.Currently all I have is a Casio I got from my dad.
>>34478060What model
>>34477972>PragmaIsn't that specifically a wife's love?
Why don't you guys just browse craigs list or some similar platform? There's always a million watches sold there for cheap because some old fucker died and nobody knows shit about watches and wants to get rid of them.
>>34478055Its a pretty sad business
>>34478062How old are you?
>>34478062If you're a man, you're an unbelievably gay one, if that helps.If women are equal to men, can earn their own money, and don't have their lives dictated by gender roles, they have absolutely zero reason to complain about splitting the bill. In fact, they should be cool with paying the full bill sometimes too.
>>34478064The 215 TS 1000
I CANT SLEEP
>>34477923 I don't think I've ever had one that could be considered fucked up but I once dreamt I was having sex with yuki nagato and random people were in my room watching us. I was sitting on the edge of the bed and she was mounting me it was nice
>>34478071no rest for the wicked
>>34478061>Watches are way more usefulThey do one thingMaybe 2 if you get one with a compassAnd your phone already does that shitIf you have a job that doesn't let you have your phone on you or have some legitimate reason to need a watch then that's fine but getting one because you think it makes you look cool is very very silly.
>>34477972I'm more of an agape person, though I do value friendships strongly.A bunch of male friendships...
>>34478066I'm not that into watches I just like how a few of them look and timepieces are convenient. Besides boomer watches are tacky
>>34477995The cheapest casio
>>34478074im wicked cool!
>>34478068Thirty.>>34478069Different strokes, I guess. You sound very neurotic and annoying.
>>34478070Very unique looking watch but not my style, what makes you appreciate the watch
>>34478077Post one watch that isn't tacky.
She made me happy today!
>>34478080>thirtyThat's it? Millennials go Dutch too
>>34477965So, for her pleasure then?
>>34478072pettan pettan tsurupettan
>>34478078Cheapest Casio is already my daily, I need something with an analog face and leather strap now
Wow your armpits are very sweaty femanon, mind if I lick them?
>>34478080Really trying hard at being a male pickme, bud
>>34478075I use my watch to check the time way more than my phone. It's far more convenient especially if I'm wearing a coat and don't have to fiddle with getting under it to get to my pocket. And it does look cool you just have a baseless vendetta
>>34478061>Watches are way more usefulYeah that's why I stopped wearing mine over a minor inconvenience and haven't missed it since.
>>34478085MIt feels better for us too.
>>34478072Kill yourself, Julian
>>34477923Anally fucking a girl who was about 20 meters wide measured waist-waist.The last I had was a threesome with two indian chicks in the Bird Box universe, some of the possessed guys had breached our hideout and it was a matter of time before we'd be converted so we decided to go out with a bang. I didn't even like Bird Box.
Its been a month and she hasnt ghosted me yet, something is not right
>>34476919>>34476944Hentai translations tend to be more literal than most. Keep in mind this is a language that uses a lot of context clues and the word for 'coming' is the same word as 'going' to the point that you can say "let's go somewhere else" and be referring to sex.
>>34478084I know, but that isn’t really what I was asking about at the beginning of this reply chain.I was curious about the supposed indignation younger men feel just at the thought of not splitting the bill.
Women, I don't understand how I am supposed to attack the G-Spot with my dick.Whats the method? How should it be done? Ideal BPM for strokes in the form of a song please? (Yes I understand there should be variance but generally what is your ideal)
Man I wanna fucking die so bad
>>34478098Tbh i dont even know where that thing is
>>34478098imagine trying to have fun fucking with someone this neurotic
>>34478093how many Julians are there?>>34478098don't worry your dick reaches the g spot just fine(real answer: alternate using your dick, using your hand, and using your mouth)
>>34477964FSure
>>34478096>the word for 'coming' is the same word as 'going' to the point that you can say "let's go somewhere else">Iku>IkusaintaHuh, you just connected some dots for me
>>34478098>Ideal BPM for strokes in the form of a song pleaseSurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fGBTS-hQ0
>>34478104Only one that I'm aware of
>>34478104>>34478102>don't worry your dick reaches the g spot just fineThat's not the issue, I'm trying to understand if I should be going for an angled attack where I rhythmically prod the G spot or if I'm supposed to gently grind into it.I'm still trying to figure out the proper grinding movement for when the girl is on top instead of the more intuitive thrusting motion.>hands and mouthYou don't need to worry about that, I assure you they get plenty of use>>34478101Women, is it common to not know where your G-Spot is
>>34478108Imagine throwing this onto the sex playlist
Would you rather date a ugly rich guy, or a poor attractive guy?
I can’t believe she said she likes me :D when should I ask her out on a date? We’ve sent 7 messages to each other so far since matching approximately 24 hrs ago
>>34478114ugly by society standards or i find him ugly?
>>34478111the g spot is where the clit is just from the inside, you're just massaging the same area from the inside and since it's more indirect stimulation, there's a bit more buildup and thus the orgasm might feel more intense if you're used to sharp clit orgasms also, you can increase the intensity by stimulating the clit from both inside and outside at the same time, thats why it works to have a dick that bends upwards whilst grinding your pelvis on her pussy or to put pressure on her lower belly area when fucking herjust use some basic logic and common sense
>>34477463>Didn't she post that along with a quote from her professor "there will be a million pictures of the launch but only one of your reaction to it" or some shit?He wants to fuck her, lol
>>34478117>thats why it works to have a dick that bends upwardsCurvechads keep winning.
>>34478116Yes
I dont like my lips
>>34478119You can also just have a big dick, works even better, and angle it towards where her clit is
>>34478116You find him ugly
>>34478121Too thin?
>>34478122I got an above average cock with an upward curve, so this is all good news.
>>34478126good job, keep it up
>>34478090Are you really checking the time so often that taking your phone out is too much trouble?
>>34477500Are you white?
>>34478117>thats why it works to have a dick that bends upwardsWe are SO fucking back
Why am I not getting yous, did they break the site with all the bots
>>34478125I wish they were thin
>>34478131Women's genitals are so hot irl, but so goofy looking in anatomical drawings
>>34478135Uh oh! DSLs? Are you a woman at least?
>>34478137Just about every body part is goofy in anatomical drawings so thats not really a fair comparison.You ever see the way they draw tits? Case in point
I'm going to make her the happiest girl in the world!
>>34478135I'm a dude with angelina jolie lips, life is suffering
>>34476226Ffucked a guy's wife a couple times, he was cool with it
women love big lips, ive seen several viral tweets swooning over men like tom hardy or cillian murphy for their lips
>>34478138I dont think they are DSL (i hope not)And no im not a woman
Either genderWould you consider it cuckolding if you watched your husband/wife fuck someone of the same gender?Does your answer change depending on whether or not it's penetrative sex?
>>34478145On the pendelum of So Back and So Over I am currently swinging hard into So Back
>>34478098https://youtu.be/WZ9nMizvA38?si=d2ObHgPpbNUSrhkM
>>34478148MI consider it cuckolding
>>34478148MIf my hypothetical gf wanted me to watch as she soft dom'd her friend I'd probably be into it
>>34478145Mine look like tom hardy's lips but my cupid's bow is more defined but i dont like it
>>34478145TrueGuy who dumped me that I'm still fucking has big perfect lips
>>34478108>>34478151Thank you both for engaging in the more fun part of the question, I will now be curating a certified ATOGA sex playlist. Everyone get your suggestions in now
men shouldn't have big lips or big asses, at this point they should just transition
I’m upset about a current thing
Women do you like curved cocks?
>>34478148MOnly if it involved humiliating and/or dominating her friend.Regular sex? No.Threesome and then watch after I cum? Sure.
>>34478163no
Women, what do you think of cock rings?>I have no thoughts on cock ringsPlease take a few minutes to gather your thoughts on them and meditate on it
>>34478162What thing?
>>34478167I think they are insanely cringe. I's not be able to have sex with a man that uses that.
>>34478167not a fan, idk why but my brain inherently views any sort of cock gadget as gay and men being even a little gay is a huge turn off for me.
>>34478117>>34478131Wait, so to hit the g spot, you also have to press on her urethra?That doesn't seem comfortable
>>34478159Why do you always say I should transition?
>>34478173Why do you think so many women squirt when you stimulate the gspot
Women, do you anchor your (plaid) skirt in such a way that wind cannot blow it up, as to avoid potential rape scenarios out there in the dangerous world of moids?
>>34478174you can at least still be someone's niche fetish that way instead of forcing a girl to pretend to be attracted to you whilst you look like one of the kardashians
>>34478169https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-social-security-ssi-disability-benefits-cuts-parents-children>The administration is working on a rule change that would deduct the value of a disabled adult’s bedroom from their SSI allotment, even if the family members they live with are poor enough to qualify for food stamps.>This would mean slashing the benefits of some of the most low-income SSI recipients by up to a third — about $330 a month in Burton’s case — or ending their support altogether.My brother is someone who stands to be affected by this. I’m seeing red and feel powerless to do anything about this
Dudes can be so cute when they want to be
>>34478181I try not to be. I'm tough and scary!
>>34478174That's sodomy schizo
>>34478182My goal is, and always has been, to be cute with the clothes on and sexy with the clothes off
>>34478181I cant be cute, i want to be but im not
>>34478185Women can definitely be cute in bed. It's endearing.
>>34478188I realize I replied to the wrong post
>>34478167If you can't stay hard without it I guess but it's in the way I don't need a donut to reduce the length
>>34478190You’re gay now.
Women, which of these bikinis do you like? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=naTruzaYVvw&t=186s
One anon wants me to be fat and another one wants me to transition because of my lips wtf
>>34478173Do not do that
>>34478192fuck my baka chungus life, one mistake and its come to this
>>34478194>fat ass and lips being black is illegal
>>34478197No I dont have a big as its very boney actuallyAnon I feel like you are not actually reading my posts
>>34478171What about fleshlights and such?
>>34478194chubby anon has big lips too? noted noted.. what else do u look like?
>>34478198You're the anon trying to starve yourself to lose weight, which means you're fat, iow your ass is fat
>>34478191You wouldn't be taking it to the hilt anyway.
Is it normal for female police officers to SHAMELESSLY flirt with drivers they stop for roadside check?It happened to me twice only in april
>>34478180What defines the value of their bedroom
>>34478200They are not that big but they are not thin and i have long hair and im ugly so dont bother with me>>34478201Yeah but my ass is not fat! Goddamn it now I will starve myself for a week
>>34478203Not with that attitude
>>34478204If 2000's era radio is to be believed, yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmM8RPKCrak
I think I scared her by asking what her other green flags are :(But maybe I didn't because she came on pretty strong by saying she likes me but idk fuck I hate talking to people
>>34478206im sure ur handsome in ur own way
>>34478159Wendigoon shidding and crying and HRTing rn
>>34478205>If enacted, the change will require intellectually disabled young people like Burton as well as very elderly people to file extensive monthly reports if they want to continue their benefits even at the reduced level.>They’ll have to provide details about the property where they live: whether it’s leased or owned, as well as the names of anyone in the home, and whether any of these people has any new income or assets.>They’ll also have to include documentation of all household bills and expenses, showing how much they do or don’t contribute personally, as well as financial documents such as bank statements and any pay stubs.>Burton will likely have to make an appointment and report in person at a Social Security field office any time her father’s hours or wages change even slightly; any time she and he switch up how they split utility bills; and any time an adult sibling spends even a few nights at the house and helps her with living expenses.>If she doesn’t, she could later receive bills accusing her of having been overpaid by Social Security.
>>34478210She can't tell you what the green flags are because then you can just lie to manipulate her perception of you
>>34478215Does he earn anything
>>34478213Thanks, thats very nice of you to say :)
>>34478204I'd probably do it too sometimes if I were a police officer. I mean why not flirt with a moid you will never see again? It's fun and there's no consequences
>>34478216I'm confused... I asked her what her other green flags are as a way for her to tell me more about herself in a fun kind of way
Women should apologize to their husbands and fiances for not being virgins before meeting them
>>34478159Why is it always the ones without those assets that transition then
>>34478221He should apologize to me for not living in a castle.
>>34478220Hopefully she understands that you were just being dumb and that you weren't asking so that you could fake a personality she likes long enough to get in her pants
>>34478217No, his only income is from Social Security. He’s nonverbal, autistic and intellectually disabled.He also has very low muscle tone and poor fine motor. There is no job he could possibly work
>>34478225Can you guys take care of him without it
>>34478221Are they really talking about virginity in that scene?
>>34478224Are you esl? I'm so confused what you're trying to get at about faking a personality when I'm asking HER to tell me more about HERSELF
>>34478222people are dumb is why
>>34478193>Women, which of these bikinis do you like? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=naTruzaYVvw&t=186s [Open]Nag, but short girl looks insane in the red one
>>34478230The question she heard/read was >So what else do you like in a man?
>>34478229ntaPretty sure in this scene its just about the fact shes been to festivals with boys before meanwhile the MC is a turbo virgin.But theres metaphors or whatever, I dunno I've never seen the anime
>>34478227Yes, thankfully. I’m just outraged
>>34478227I mean, what other choice would we have? Fuck
>>34478235I for one believe it is morally right to defraud the government and you should exercise that ability because if the top 1% can do it then you should be able to as well
>>34478233Alright, you're just an idiot lol. Idk how you would derive that from what I said at all if I'm playfully asking what her positive traits are. You a dumby dumb dumb anon
Is this an acceptable body to have at an older age?
>>34478238>What her positive traits are Ah I get what's happening now. The question "what are your other green flags" can be interpreted two ways. You're saying "what are green flags that you exhibit" but I was interpreting it as "what are things that you consider green flags in a partner"
>>34478239>older age>28What the fuck
>>34478237True.It just doesn’t make any sense. This is going to cost the government more money in the long run.
>>34478241it's "I love average hags" bait you dummy
Fucking newfags
>>34476851Women have such weird requirements.
>>34478223Swiss moment
I am suddenly very aware of my tibiasI touched my bones in a way I didn't like
>>34476851That would mean posting pics of myself on the Internet. Very unlikely to happen.
>>34478242Humiliating the poor and disabled brings a lot of joy to certain people.
>>34478251The french have so many crumbling castles they can't take care of and throw at people, there's no valid excuse to not have one.
Need a man who can restore a 14th century french castle with period accurate tools and materials
Need a woman who can juggle while riding a unicycle.
>>34478263I'd never live in anything built after 1800. Miss me with that mass produced post industrialization slop. I only live in modern houses in an ironic and disgusted way.
>>34478267I can actually do that.
>>34478258It’s unfathomable. It’s not the way a human behaves
>>34478274Hey
The dalit shitskin is back from his rangeban guys
it's 3:30 am and I'm wide awake with nothing to do
>>34477418I've seen examples of the opposite.
>>34478276*breathes fire in your general direction*
>>34478279Masturbate
>>34477440>what are you'll doing with all your free time?Depressionmaxxing.
If you think about it we're all still tennant farmers renting land from the monastery
>>34478284nothing ever changes
>>34478279Go back to your country we don’t want you here
>>34478282fine be back in an hour
>>34477529Imagine the tape measure has eyes but the eyes are somewhere around the 54" mark.
Anyone here own an E-bike or E-scooter for short commutes?
>>34478296Not me but everyone I know either has an e-scooter, e-bike or an electric car, why?
>>34478297I am considering the purchase of one because they seem convenient and I wanted to hear about peoples experiences with them
>>34478298Afaik they can be pretty convenient but every one of them also had stories of running out of battery in inconvenient situations, so you have to be pretty good with staying on top of thinks and foreseeing your next moves or you'll ne annoyed. Also, from what I observe, most batteries suck ass and lose charging capacity pretty quickly and then you have to replace them and they cost way too much. Personally I wouldn't do it but I'm no expert.
>>34478289>an hourYou must be a femanon
>your genderYou ever have one of those orgasms where you feel at ease for like 3 hours afterwards? For me they're rare, it's usually just scratching the itch.
>>34478274Are you A clown?
>>34478306MYeah, if I have some good sex I feel mentally sound for half the day.
>>34478308Not really, my dads best friend had an event business and as a teenager I'd sometimes help out to make some money, so I learned to do all sorts of things like that.
>>34478306F, no. Sex can get me off like that, but not an orgasm alone.
>>34478316What kind of fucking events are they running that they need a teenager to juggle and ride a unicycle? A fucking circus?
>>34478306F, no, orgasms aren't that big of a deal that they actually impact my mood. Things like what I have for breakfast has a much bigger impact on my day.
>>34478321ntaHave you really never had morning sex that sets the tone for the day in a pleasant way?
>>34478320They did all sorts of things but they'd organize medieval reenactments in castles, do shows at birthdays and stuff.
>>34478323No, if anything it disrupts my ideal routine.
>>34478324>medieval reenactments in castlesthats fucking dope as hell actuallycastles though? are you a euro
>>34478326...JH? If true this consistent with your character and I am unsurprised.
>>34478330Fix your radar.
>>34478335Recalibrating
>>34478337This >>34478317 was me. Add that to your predictive models.
>>34478339...software update completed
>>34478306FOnly from sex I can't do that by myself
>>34478316Wild
>>34478321Damn, that's unfortunate. Have you ever had a really skillful partner?
>>34478274Neat.I had a friend who could ride a unicycle. I can walk on stilts but that's not even a flex they're a lot easier than people think.
>>34478303No, I just like to make it last sometimes. It was alright.
We colonized them years ago and now they’re shitting in their pants bloody bastards
>>34478311>>34478317>>34478347my life would be better if I'd had sex before
>>34478369Before what?
>>34478328Yeah, there's lots of castles here. It was dope af, people would book that and then the event organizers would also bring historically accurate costumes for everyone. Plus you get to observe rich people, which was always interesting.
>>34478352I'd do stilt walking too, it's really easy but it can get exhausting after a while to have that much weight strapped to your legs. Guess thats where I got my ass and thighs from lol. How did you get into stilt walking though?
>>34478163Upwards or downwards curves are positives, horizontal curves are negatives.
>>34478405White people colonized my country you fucking subhuman JAI HIND
someone pls rangeban it
>>34478306Yes, usually fresh out of the shower. I just lay there and bask in it. Might have a nap too.>>34478229>Are they really talking about virginity in that scene?Amongst other things. She has a history of being used in relationships and scaring guys away due to her desire to fall in love. But that ultimately led to a string of boys she didn't love but was willing to do anything for, including sex, to try and make them love her. Then she gets with the MC and wishes that the things he's doing for the first time with her, she could have done first with him. At the end, she realizes that he was the first boy she ever loved, so he is her first something.
>>34478412Just rotate the moid 90 degrees.
>>34478422why is this cute?
>>34478422Sideways fucking gets uncomfortable fast, though. If I can't ride normally and get it how I want, then it's a negative.
>>34478412>Upwards or downwardsIt's called vertical, dumbass
>>34478412Wish someone would sit on my upward curve.
>>34478259I know they're cheap as dirt, but who is going to go and renovate and upkeep them? A lot of work is needed to bring a building like that to modern standards. And at the end of the day you can't even have a hot multilingual wife to live there with, she's going to go back to the city and fuck random guys in no time.
I forgot to blogpost about the fox and deer I saw on monday.
>>34478432>at the end of the day you can't even have a hot multilingual wife to live there withJust marry a Korean woman trust me
>>34478432No thats the fun part, you DON'T bring them to modern standards, you larp like it's the dark middle ages 24/7. No tap water, no electricity, no plumbing, no heating, just rawdogging medieval life.
If I jerk off to porn I get hard then start precumming, but if I'm chatting with a girl sometimes I'll start precumming before I even get hard. Why is this?
>>34478427Is riding your favorite?
>>34478437White people pay millions to attempt to live like this it’s hilarious
It would be nice if moids just admired me without lusting after me
>>34478444How?
>>34478444Gotta do something admirable like Marie Curie or Joan of Arc.
>>34478444Admire your figure but not dwell on it?
>>34478428I would've used the term "vertical", but for an accessory object that regularly aligns both parallel and perpendicular to its reference object, vertical curvature implies a change from the point of contact, not along the entirety of the object itself. Suck my ass.
>>34478440It's a toss up between riding or being fucked prone. Both of which aren't possible sideways.
>>34478447>Marie CurieLiterally got filtered by her own research women should be kept away from all dangerous and hazardous substances
>>34478453>toss up between riding or being fucked proneGood taste
>>34478437>>34478436>you larp like it's the dark middle ages 24/7A Korean woman wouldn't want that, she'd only be inclined to enjoy a western city lifestyle. A castle wouldn't have Starbucks and Lululemon close by.I reckon a black or hispanic woman is a more appropriate choice here.
>>34477542Gross autogynephile
>>34477558Based Vanessa Vokey
>>34478458My gf is Korean and she literally locks herself inside my house whenever she’s not working or going to her parents house, she’s introverted and absolutely terrified of going outside, I’m thinking of getting her pregnant so at least she a has best friend to hang out with lmao
>>34478450Look, a scholary, scientific, smartass foid appearedCome on take scientific measurements of my dick, professor
>>34478450>suck my assHaven’t heard this since 2014 what a trip
Had a dream I was in tf2 and I was running around a sniper as spy saying “that sniper is a spy” this went on for a while. I haven't played tf2 in years
State genderHave you had sex today already?
How do I know if I'm a low value male? I have material stuff (muh degree, muh apartment) and I try to take care of myself but I'm a boring fuck overall. No friends outside of guys I game with, no hobbies outside of programming, no consumption of stimulants.
>>34478481M yeah
>>34478482Kill yourself
>>34478481FDoes sucking my bf off count?
>>34478481MI wish I knew what sex felt like
>>34478486Is God going to tell me my value?
>>34478498He’s going to call you a faggot
>>34477714How is 2000 sq foot not enough? Thats a fairly decent sized house. I think my childhood home was smaller than that, and there were the the 5 of us, never felt cramped back then
>>34478456They're just naturally the best.>>34478466>Come on take scientific measurements of my dick, professorI've actually had to measure a dick for clinical purposes before, so your joke doesn't even work.>>34478470It's better than all the new shitty insults, that's for sure.>>34478481F, no. I only have sex on weekends.
I generally have a hard time thinking that brownoids give a shit about anything that happens to ytoids.This belief springs from my brownoid ex who really, really disliked every ytoid aside from me. I trained her to be openly racist which leads me to believe everyone is equally tribal, they just hide it.
>>34478482If you have to ask
>>34477941Is there any reason not to just pay for an entire date yourself? I'm not sure why you wouldn't if you could
Women should ask out men and pay for dates, full stop
>>34478516I have.
>>34478516Wouldn't make a difference for me either way. No one would ask me out.
>>34478516No lolThis aint no job for a lady
Need a wife who just shuts the fuck up when I tell her to
Foids you could've prevented this
man asking for foids' opinion.i feel like our relationship was far more addictive back when it was a situationship. after we got officially engaged and fucked our conversation doesn't have the spice we used to have. i feel like we both feel it. i feel like we're on the verge on break up. what should i do? i hate myself i'm so boring. i didn't feel this way before. i used to be confident of my rizz.
>>34478519you aint no lady
>>34478530the world's not ready for Anissa's bullshit, they've confirmed they're not changing that from the comics, the crashout is gonna be hilarious to anime onlys, can I say anime in this sense?
>>34478522Yet he pays my rent, so I win.
>>34478530Noone is saying Nolan is a good personEve had literally all the resources available to keep the kid alivefucking Cecil could probably remove the baby out of her and still have it liveDebby could've adopted itEve has 0 excuseand she got fat, and a fat person is always wrong by their existence itself
>>34478522I have at least three of these irl lmao
>>34478533No I'm White. I just don't believe races have empathy for anything but their own, and that any pretence otherwise is a farce.Would a brownoid give a shit if another brownoid became violent towards me without provocation? Doubt it.
why is this so common?
>>34478542I was about to agree with you until I just remembered that white parents kick their kids out as soon as they turn 18
>>34478547MNever seen this irl or in fiction
>>34478547is it, or is this just one of those overly online narratives
WomenAside from doctors and family, who was the first male who saw your boobs? Was the same partner you had sex for the first time or someone else?What about vagina?MenSame but the first woman who saw your dick.
>>34478551>>34478552dunno, most of my exes started as far left wing when we met
>>34478550Let me rephrase: Empathy within a race exists even if it is not universal. Empathy between races is exceedingly rare, and usually overruled by the former (i.e. a brownoid will defend a brownoid beating a whiteoid even if the brownoid is clearly in the wrong).
>mercury retrograde is why I ran into my exAnd women wonder why we don't take them seriously
>>34478553MNo woman has ever seen my dick
>>34478553F. I definitely flashed random people, but I don't remember the first time.
>>34478547Men don't vote. My mom and I are in the same relationships: we are liberal and vote, our conservative men don't. They are too busy with work and bs to vote and genuinely don't care. Men just wanna hear themselves talk sometimes. As long as he is nice to us and provides we don't fucking care
>>34478553This turboslut when I was 12. I whipped it out and apologized for it being small, she said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.Anyway I didn't fuck her and had to wait another 10 years to get laid.
>>34478554the standard social paradigm in the West now is to lean towards radical leftwingedness. having access to any other perspective brings you away from it, unless you are european or low IQ
>>34478557I mean mercury retrograde is the time to re-do, re-think, review and shit so if I met my ex then I'd seriously consider getting back with him
>>34478534Yeah...
>>34478560>>34478562Context?
>>34478559Why won't you post it here?
Why is invincible being shilled so hard all of a sudden
>>34478564It's laughable that you think the position of some dot in the sky as any effect on that
>>34478567What would be the point? Fishing for compliments? Why would I want that
>>34478566First quote here. In retrospect, ODD plus being sexually assaulted really messed up my behavior at that age. I would do a lot of things just to get a reaction out of adults.
>>34478565What's with this pathetic moralizing about the rape scene? Literally anything traumatic and horrible that happens in a work of fiction is bound to be memed and laughed about over and over.
My bf laughed about a komodo dragon eating a deer and it's baby yesterday, randomly he brought it up for no reason when I was laughing at the fat komodo dragon that went viral. I have the ick and want to kill him now. What do I do? I don't think I love him now
>>34478564I respect you, woman, so I'm going to assume you're pretending and baiting
>>34478575Do what you think best :)
>>34478575go on to his facebook messenger and start messaging his whole family that he died. if he can keep calm about the whole situation, you'll know he's the one.
>>34478568Because Optimus prime gave hands then died after pulling a Freiza on the not saiyans and the crashout of the king where he literally had bro running before he beat his ass down too and left him floating there til his boys picked him up, then after he woke up from the beating he realized king brought his ones to earth and thought they were gonna role deep to the point he had PTSD episodes about it til he finally got there to find out he was aura farming the whole time and made him lil bro and said they are gonna eat his food, wear his clothes and fuck his women and men or they're gonna make columbine look like a fuckin joke if he doesn't accept it, also his bitch had an abortion and his mom's a tsundere now.Also dragonball fans malding thinking these losers can hold a candle to the saiyans to the point someone drew an entire comic deplicting king crashout getting humbled by goku not even using super saiyan and thinking he's a good sparring partner for his 3 year old granddaughter while Cecil acts like Benson from regular show about it. anime onlines keep simping for anissa and think she's a baddie cuz they made her hotter in the show unaware of what she's gonna do next seasonif you understood even half of what I just said congratulations on understanding this country is done for
>>34478578Wow thanks dipshit>>34478579Lmfao Genuinely don't understand why he said that to me. I'm an animal lover and even though I support animals hunting I just don't support relishing in the demise of animals and laughing at it. I feel like he brought it up to either check me and upset me or because he is just ghoulish and has a bad sense of humor. Both are bad.
>>34478522This is all I ask for. Is it really so much?
>>34478572God you're so fucking boring
>>34478568It's a current mainstream memetic thing, people like to share and connect through those
>>34478581Yeah, people are tucked up. I red
>>34478566Okay. We were a group of (male) gamers who by some miracle had weird but hot girls as part of our group. Weird in our context meant "not playing soccer". Anyway, they weren't gamers.I had a kiddie "relationship" with one of the girls for a while, girl A, where I just pestered her for sex all the time. My friend dated her friend, girl B, who was a foot taller than him.Anyway, by summer the group was disintegrating. Both of us had "broken up" with our girls, but me and girl B started talking more. I invited her over for "Simpsons and chill". Then I made the classic "you want a massage?" and an hour later I was fondling and licking on her tits.A few days later we did an "I'll show you mine if you show me yours". And so she saw my cock.
>>34478584NTA, but Eustace could get it.
>>34478583Sorry dude I literally cannot derive sexual gratification from text on a fucking screen
>>34478587She showed you her dick?
>>34478587Sounds infantile. Nobody has courage. Weird. Tracks though with zoomers wanting to extend childhood
Anons April showers or May flowers?
Do women actually get angry at media that oversexualizes them or do they mostly not give a shit?
>>34478591>Sounds infantile.I mean, he said he was 12
>>34478591NtaMassages and tit-licking is more courageous than anything I have ever done kek
>>34478589Indicative of poor imagination. Possibly aphantasia.
>>34478590N-no>>34478591I was 12...
Where tf is she
>>34478581well nobody is gonna be perfect, anon. i love animals as much as any animal lover, but i appreciate the game of it as well, even when it's brutal. he may well not feel the same way at all about animals than you do, but it also sounds like you're collapsing his entire perspective on animals down to now two specific events you don't like. just tell him you don't think that's funny and it upsets you to think about instead of silently resenting him.
>>34478594Stop spamming this picture, go back to /v/
>>34478594It's funny because she's canonically like 90% chrome
>>34478597Yeah. Exactly. What do you want me to do about it. No wonder nobody wants to see my dick jej
>>34478594Women get angry at media which transparently uses them as eye candy for male audiences at the expense of being actual characters with their own agency the way the male characters get to be
Women would you date a man who's toothbrushes flare out after a while because he's heavy handed
>>34478600>appreciate the game even when it's brutalWhy? Sounds creepy of you. Reminds me of the statistic that over 20% of men are sexually aroused by nonsexual violence. I worry for my safety and honestly find it hard to want to be intimate with him. We usually cuddle and stuff a lot but I just don't want him to touch me. I am not sure if I want to repair it if he's just going to lie about his feelings to spare mine. I don't want to be with a cruel person.
>>34478593APRIL MORE RAIN PLZ
>>34478607Heavy-handed men are my type, so sure.
>>34478599Sh, I'm hunting wabbits.
first and last time I pay for a girl on a date today
>>34478594>why doesn't this character in my faggot reddit game look like pornography
>>34478608it might help put that statistic into context that, especially for male brains, the circuits for sexual arousal and aggression are close by and sometimes interact. it's true for women, too, hence things like rape fantasies and BDSM, this is mechanistically why those things can be so darm fun for some.you sound like you are fixating a bit, and again collapsing a lot of your feelings into one or two distilled instances that you dislike, and then using that as evidence to fuel an insecurity that he's secretly cruel or unsafe. has he ever been explicitly cruel or unsafe for you?
>>34478148F, no. Cuckolding is an attitude where there is an element of humiliation. If I just wanted to watch, I'm a voyeur and/or he's an exhibitionist. For it to qualify as cuckoldry I need to feel denied and get off on that. That is not a given at all.For the record I do not think that penetrative sex really matters. If anything I think I would struggle seeing my partner lovingly kiss someone else over any sex act. Intimacy is intimacy.
>>34478608So break up
>>34478621>For the record I do not think that penetrative sex really matters.In the sense of penetration being there or not impacting my answer, I meant, not that fucking is meaningless as long as there's no kissing...
>>34478593>april almost overmay flowers please :)
>>34478620Yes when he gets mad he slams stuff (threatening) and makes loud roars and grunts (also threatening) and leaves the house (abandonment, trying to find power) but I don't let those tactics work and always focus on the facts of what we are arguing about. He even did the slam on the window thing when he was driving us before and I got scared and told him it was abusive and I wanted to leave him and he hasn't done it in the car since.
>>34478625Achoo
>>34478626>tacticsIn what world are those "tactics"
>>34478626Is this a bit lolIf not holy shit why are you still with this wigger
>>34478594It changed over time, when I was young I used to see it more as women being celebrated or female beauty being deemed important, which I quite liked because blossoming into a beautiful woman myself was my every waking thought at some ages.Over the years I definitely started no longer seeing it as "people LOVE female beauty" and more as "people don't want to watch female characters unless they are compensated with eyecandy/women have no business being in media unless they are hot". It does not make me angry but it will break my immersion a bit if it is very blatant and it just gets tiring. Like ah, that again, okay. To be fair though, it might still be as bad as it used to be in video games and what not, but in terms of general movies and series I feel it got a lot less bad than it was when I was younger.
>>34478629He's hot and makes her wet
>>34478629I don't know I just hate myself I guess. I just want to get married and be normal
>>34478609We’ll get more in hurricane season. Don’t worry>>34478625Ok
>>34478605Yet the actual irony is the female characters written by writers with the exact grievance you speak of end up writing the most two dimensional caricatures of what a "strong" woman is supposed to be, while dismissing female characters who are sexual while being written well.
>>34478630>women have no business being in mediaI say this
>>34478632Married to him? You want to be shackled to that dude? R.i.p. you
>>34478594The crowd that screams loudest about le male gaze and sexy women in video games are mostly trannies, obese women and redditmales
>>34478626uh, then you're recognizing a specific instance of a general pattern and sren't going to find the safety you're looking for in that guy and certainly you two should seperate. just be thankful the ick that tipped you off was just a video rather than getting hit or something
>>34478637He's the best bf I've ever had. I give up honestly. I don't think anybody else will want me because I'm too opinionated
>>34478632How long have you been dating
>>34478581He's teasing you and probably enjoying that he can get such a rise out of you just for mentioning it. For the record I am the same way and can sometimes make faces or have feelings just based on a sad hypothetical. The thing is being sensitive does not necessarily make a person kinder. There are people that are cynical and joke about everything but they would never harm anyone. There are people that empathize easily but are capable of great cruelty. It's like trying to judge whether or not someone has a good sense of humor by how much they laugh. Some people never do but find everything humurous on the inside and some people laugh all the time without it meaning more than just a reflex. As for the overt empathy thing, realize women are usually socially rewarded for being very empathetic and sensitive, while men more often get laughed at for it so a lot of guys learn to play tough, often tougher than they really are inside.Don't read into it too deeply. Your overall gut feeling itself matters hugely, but there is no point in overanalyzing a specific thing. And for getting him to stop, not having any reaction, or just eyeing him with a tired gaze, is a lot more effective than getting indignant or other potentially 'extra funny' reactions.
>>34478635Kek, well, if you only want to watch men all day, be my guest. If you pick your genre well it should be doable.
>>34478645I don't want to be with someone that views me as a source of content like a 4chan thread. I'll have a deep talk with him tonight. I don't troll my loved ones
>>34478647I have to say you sound very guarded and distrustful. I don't mean that accusative because god knows there can be many good reasons for it. But still.I don't know where the content even comes from, enjoying getting a reaction out of your partner, teasing them, making light fun of them, is just a normal part of the relationship. Sure both people should enjoy it, but if you don't, I still don't see how any of this implies he views you as a source of content. You can also apply that gaze to everything - if you enjoy cuddling with him, does it mean you view him as a source of physical contact? Yeah sure technically, but you don't experience it like that at all, right? Unless I missed that he is actually filming your responses and then I would just leave and not look back, who needs that.
women, I remind you that you are RIBBED FOR HIS PLEASURE
>>34478650We warned you about horny jail
Is this a realistic assessment of a Mid that is with a Chad? This really seems kind of fucked up.
>>34478650Reminder that you guys' cocks are literally designed by God to be the perfect shape/rigidity/angle of object to squat on. You're just as much an object.
>>34478634That might be true if you come from the year 2014.
>>34478655NTA but this always cracked me up about the>how come lesbians supposedly hate dick but still use dildosargument. Like what did you expect, that they try to shove something rectangular up there? There's one shape that fits...
>>34478649I don't DO teasing. I was bullied so much as a preteen I had to change schools. I don't accept that as my love language. He grew up in a mostly boy house with a military dad and I get that he's gruffer than me but I just cannot take any teasing at all. And he doesn't do it to me. That just felt out of the left field to me just waxxing on about a komodo dragon eating a deer and her baby like wtf? I think he just needs to go across state and see his boys again and get the shit out of his system. I like to troll on 4chan or fight but I don't do it to people I love. I am sweet as pie to him. Idk. Sorry to blog
>>34478650>His pleasure is the finale.>My pleasure is PLAP.
>>34478656You say that like the cliches in your own post aren't from nonsense from decades ago. I'd tell you to develop some self awareness, but your failure to do so is probably why you responded the way you did in the first place.
>>34478654It's definitely not realistic and even for a conventionally very hot guy, the stuff in the picture, all those grey area situations, will only happen if he actively enjoys the attention and is flirty himself. Women definitely do not chase a guy, beautiful or not, who actually makes her feel unwanted with their every gaze and word. In my experience the men that have orbiters have so because they enjoy it and hide behind not being able to tell the difference between flirting and friendliness. I mean, I think they often legitimately don't know, but are also not interested in finding out because they love those grey area situations where there's a bit of tension.
>>34478654Wtf is a leafplug. Maple plug? Also this image was just posted like an hour ago
>>34478665Weed, retard
>>34478522>>34478654Maybe don't try reposing bait in the same thread you dumb bot
>>34478660Okay that's fair, so you don't enjoy it. But there is still a leap between saying, this does not make me feel loved or entertained or even okay enough, I don't want it - and being convinced it betrays something sinister about how he views you. Besides if you talk about it like that, he will get super defensive and you will start some discussion about his intentions, which don't really matter because you already know you hate his behavior and you just want it to stop regardless of his motives.I would just mention that you appreciate how he normally never teases you or tries to push your buttons and you felt he was doing it with this topic and you did not enjoy it.
Why dont game writers make female characters that are hot AND fleshed out/complex? Are they stupid?
>>34478663This is a nothing post. You've said nothing. Waste of time and energy on your part. You'll probably pretend there's some great meaning to your post which I'm just too stupid to get but nope you've just said nothing
>>34478667Wtf is a weed plug. You stick it in your ass likea buttplug?? That gets you high?
>>34478672Dealer
>>34478670I think they often feel being hot IS a personality.>hot girl is silentMysterious, troubled, deep in interesting thought.>hot girl talksSo normal, so friendly, so approachable.>hot girl does anything that requires any skillAnd soooo talented.>hot girl is angry about anythingFeisty! Passionate!>hot girl is sad about anythingAnd so humand and vulnerable. Exaggerating a bit obviously but I honestly do feel this is the reason, they already are special and striking in the eyes of the team and/or audience. I think it is part of the halo effect that people project more interesting things onto others that look interesting.
>>34478671>la la la la la la i'm plugging my ears!grow up
All the other men I ever met who were molested by women during childhood are single and dying alone.I hate life.
>>34478678how about you try having sex, femcel
>>34478682if it makes you feel any better, i wasn't molested by women during childhood and i'm single and very likely dying alone
>>34478659Exactly. Guys thinking that their dick is the only thing that matters for anyone's sexual pleasure is annoying.
>>34478685Have you >asked girls out irl?>refined dating app profiles?>asked girls out on apps?>asked girls out via social media?>repeated this process ad infinitum?
>>34478690No, I never even tried. People said dont worry it'll happen. I didnt care until it was too late. Now, what's the point? It was already over long ago. No woman wants to date a man without any relationship experience this old. Besides my behaviors encapsulate all the bad boyfriends I hear women complaining about so even if I did manage to date all id do is make her miserable just like every other guy
>>34478690i didn't write my post from an incel perspective, dummy, i'm going to die alone precisely because i can't tolerate that process and very few women make going through it worthwhile, womp womp
>>34478692>>34478693Ok. But we're not the same. You are choosing to die alone.
>>34478696It's not a choice. If I try, it would fail anyway. I'm just skipping the middleman. I'm just not delusional enough to have hope
>>34478682Just a thought but are you sure the effect doesn't work the other way around too, that the men that already struggle hugely in their personal lives are the ones with least to lose and most likely to speak up about having been sexually abused as a child? It is a lot more common than people tend to assume and men are overall even less likely to be loud about it than women are because the response of people around them tends to be even worse (either "so you're gay" if it's a man or "how did that even happen/women can't rape men" if it was a woman). My partner was raped as a child but I'm pretty sure nobody but me knows. Not even his parents.I would deliberately look for online or physical groups of CSA survivors so you can meet more people who have gone through this.
>in a differetn country>friend tells me you should pay for the girls at dates here>not used to do this>give it a try today>ghosted right afterwaste of my money. i dont know how guys can remain motivated to pay for chicks when they can just ghost you right aftershe wasnt even that hotive had more success splitting the bill. because the women that want to split the bill usually think of themselves as strong women
>>34478696dying alone is always a choice, mr. learned helplessness. i didn't choose to exist in a broken society with terrible gender relations nor did i choose to be so averse to people. i could try to play the dating game, but what's the point? juice aint worth the squeeze, but loneliness is loneliness either way.
>>34478706I don't blame you for not wanting to but as for how they do it, if it's their culture then the guys are probably raised to take pride in the idea that anybody who's potentially their girl/woman gets treated, and they are proud and happy to show that off to somebody they are hoping to impress. As someone who does not like being paid for, some guys are really insistent about it even when I'm quite sure they did not expect a second date. They will actually say stuff like "I wasn't raised like this" or "that's not the kind of guy I am". It has to do with their perception of what a man should be and provide. Just stick with what you feel comfortable with. You are right that treating someone is an investment when you have no clue whether it will "pay off" or not at that point.
>>34478704Most men literally tell nobody. We aren't taken seriously. >>34478700by definition, you are choosing to die alone. I am not.>b-b-b-but rejection Yes. Same here. Stomach it a few dozen times - sometimes when it all seems fine. Then you can relate.
>>34478712she texted back right after i made the postmaybe she lurks hereits like you saidmy friend is from a culture where men always pay. he says his father raised him like that.but i was raised to always split the bill or to be treatedits tough. i feel like i need a return on my investments asap otherwise i feel like im being exploited
>>34478717Nice! Might just be trying not to be "too available". I don't think this is a mindset you can force upon yourself, you just see it one way or the other. Maybe you can find a compromise where you only offer to pay if you like the girl so much that even the chance of increasing your odds is worth it to you. Or go for cheap dates like a walk in the park and treating her for ice cream, rather than dinner. If a woman asks why you don't pay (every time) or don't offer or whatever, I also feel that the argument that it's not expected or normal where you come from is probably the best response somebody asking that question could hope for, too.
Do women ever really give unrequited blowjobs?
>>34478725yeah cheap dates seems like a good idea. if we're together i dont mind occasionally spending more but it feels like going to a (comparatively cheap) hooker
>>34478654How did you fucking post a duplicate image in this thread?
>>34477892I'll get grey hair in my 30's according to my parents. I'm actually looking forward to it, I think the grey hair combined with my relatively youthful appearance will be a cool combination
>>34478727If you mean spontaneously sucking the guy's dick, winking and then getting on with the rest of the day, it does happen but I feel it's rare and it's definitely a small portion of women that actually enjoys that, where a lot more if they are horny enough to want to give oral sex, they are also horny in a way where they'd like attention on them, too. If you are talking about sucking dick during sex without being eaten out, yes, all the time, feel it's really common and also has to do with porn showing blowjobs as much much more of a default sex act than eating the woman out or fingering her.
>>34478732Different file names, one possibly more compressed than the other, thus 4chan cant recognize them as the same image
>>34478731Yeah I get that. It's also why I never liked being paid for, I already struggled with not feeling (too) pressured and like I might be leading him on for not being sure yet. If the guy pays for you it made me feel even more like I owed him or was actively getting his mind running. Just another layer of potential anxiety that is totally unnecessary. At the same time it's not the standard where I live and I know in many parts of the world women are raised with the idea that whether or not the guy pays for you is the first sign of his level of seriousness and commitment. Just a very regional thing. But I think 50/50 or even better, alternating who treats the other, is best for all involved. Not to mention the idea of the guy paying stems from an age where women simply were not financially independent most of the time and not having money for it would be a very common reason to not go out with a guy unless he paid for both. Then it makes total sense.
>>>34476196just came back to post the pics of the dude and his model gf because some anon askedhttps://i.imgur.com/iFApiji.png - guyit kinda gives me hope.https://i.imgur.com/A2U8ZPt.png - gf
How do you actually cope with growing old?
I've come to realize I don't like fat chicks, I like making skinny girls fat.Is this considered abuse? In the same way people cry when you make a cat fat?It's kinda degrading, but that's so hot.
>>34478727Why can't people here just speak plainly? What the fuck is unrequited?
>>34478739He seems like a creative and charismatic dude with some talent.What's there to not get?
>>34478739They look pretty equal in attractiveness to me. Both about 7.5-8 id say.
>>34478741You don't
>>34478743>dumb down your language for me plzSome people read you know
>>34478747>He seems like a creative and charismatic dude with some talent.he was kinda charismatic on the show, but you didnt know that from the pic come on>>34478748ok thats cool, makes me feel better about mysefl.
>>34478727No. Our mutual enjoyment when I suck his dick is recompense enough.
>>34478734>feel it's really common and also has to do with porn showing blowjobs as much much more of a default sex act than eating the woman out or fingering her.do you like hoby buchanon? he fingerblasts women and fucks them hard as fuck.
>>34478739they look fairly similar, stop exaggerating because she makes your dick hard
>>34478742Well your kink is not unheard of but the first and obvious issue is that if you only take pleasure in the fattening up, you are bound to lose interest in this person once they are fat to a point where you cannot easily dramatically add more weight. Someone who is morbidly obese has no equivalent to the chance of a slim girl geining twenty pounds. A lot of fetishists lose interest there. I don't think making someone fat is inherently abusive, after all, there are women that have this fetish or even just women that prefer not having to watch their weight over remaining slim even if they get no sexual joy out of gaining. But it 100% gets abusive if this means sneaking her calories or otherwise fattening her up without her knowledge and consent. And there's definitely grey area situations, like she consented to gaining weight but you keep pressuring her to overeat to the point of nausea or self-hatred. Basically it sounds to me like you have a sadistic streak in this which is not unheard of but yeah then you have to be mindful that you probably cannot make all your fantasies come true without nuking souls in the process. And even if a woman consents and enjoys the process, weight gain kinks are just very extreme in the sense that she cannot just shed the weight if the relationship is over and it impacts everything, even job interviewers are less likely to invite a fat person. So you make her life shittier in virtually every way, most likely. That is complicated even with a person whose own #1 fantasy this is...
another addition to the "ways to gaslight women from tinder" document:go on a first date and exclusively talk about the lives of different porn actors/actresses as if they were normal celebrities
>>34478755No, to be honest I don't love porn in general, I'll stumble upon a video I like every now and then but I just find most of it so rough. I love being fingered but my clit is super sensitive so seeing how other women get fingered usually just makes me wince and have a hard time imagining how that could feel good. Doesn't help that most female porn stars' moans are jarringly fake and just break immersion. I know there's some good ones though! Not all porn for sure, I really was talking about the general trend, which I think is also just because a head bobbing up and down is visually more interesting than the back of someone's head being all up in there.
>>34478756>they look fairly similar, stop exaggerating because she makes your dick hardI dont believe you. Im not dying on this hill because its unimportant, but she's really pretty.
>>34478759What does gaslighting even mean in this context? If you do this, a woman will just think you're a porn addict to the point where you have forgotten it's not all everyone thinks and talks about.
>>34478751>but you didnt know that from the pic come onyeah, judging people from a single picture is not possible. but you did say he's making jjokes, so he's at least articulate. also knowing real photography is very cool.
>>34478760there are many nonstandard porn videos where the woman (even some random amateur ones) get fucked really nice by strong men. Makes me feel inadequate lol but Id guess itd be nice for womenlike search Tereza (5785)the dude asks her if it feels good and she goes "dont say that, you dont know me" (while liking it)idk it feels so weird and unpersonal. Kinda love hate it for my mind tbqh.
GenderShould I watch the icarly revival?
>>34478764true, true.Anyways, I have to get some hobbies that women like
>>34478630Women, ever caught yourself being your own voyeur?
>>34478771I hate that this is visibilized but the reality is we men also have a woman inside our heads permanently. 70% of the things i did in HS i did so thinking about how women would react to it,
>>34478771I just think I'm hot and enjoy making myself hotter, don't complicate it.
>>34478769how about you get some hobbies (You) like?people get attracted to true passion.btw pick a hobbie where you can actually create something. don't be a consumer.
>>34478763yes, i am not actually like that but getting a woman to think i'm like that is genuinely funny
>>34478777Im getting into microsoldering and electronics
I had one of my teeth removed from the side last week but all the other ones are white and in good condition. Femanons, does it make me look less attractive?
>>34478771All the time, I don't think you can really avoid it, and I don't think I struggle with it especially (e.g. I have no issues during sex not thinking about what I look like in certain angles, which a lot of women do). But I have pictured myself through a random guy's eyes so often for the sake of wanting to be the fantasy of the girl who enters the room and makes people pause. Even though at no point was I ever able to explain myself then what, what it would even render me if that were my reality. But I'm bi and had been watching absolutely awestruck at gorgeous women silencing strangers so yeah at some point the fantasy of being in there and doing it yourself can slip in without you even realizing it. Also if you pay attention, reading women describe their fantasies or hot memories on here, it is quite often apparent they do this. Mentioning something like "I bit(e) my lip" is done just to drive home the image that gets them off - themselves as overwhelmed, innocent, sexy. I used to think they were trying to sound sexy for people reading this posts, but I think 9/10 cases it's not that, they just feel sexy themselves painting this picture where it is very important that they seem sexy or else it ruins the fantasy.
>>34478780Missing teeth is unattractive, yes.
>>34478778Okay, so just a "hah, I was merely pretending to be retarded" thing. Fair enough, I never really got those and I know it is a thing.It's not gaslighting though, just trolling.
>>34478779that's cool.what do you plan on building?i'm trying to homebrew myself. i'm maing cider.
>>34478743That’s a $2 word dude
>>34478766Eh. She is cute, normal looking (appreciate that and love the red hair) and she seems to genuinely have a good time, that's all good. But it's just not my thing I guess. I hate seeing choking but more importantly, it is just kind of obvious they are randomly doing this stuff together. Like there's nothing on the line.
>>34478780>from the sideSo not plainly visible when you laugh? Don't care and would probably only notice later on (and then still not care). Personally even if it's visible when you laugh, for me it's one of those imperfections that is only jarring if you already don't like the whole person, otherwise just part of what makes them them. But I should add that I know people with missing teeth and am somewhat used to it, back when I wasn't I would have had to get used to a gap in the front I'm sure.
>>34478743>Unrequited refers to feelings, especially love or affection, that are not returned, reciprocated, or rewarded by the person for whom they are felt.Not sure if that's what op meant though.>Why can't people here just speak plainly?It's ESL hours.
>>34478786My idea is taking some electronics courses and advance on repairing basic electronics, and after that see if I can get into gpu repairs.
>>34477941I do it on first dates because I think it represents how a relationship should grow; we should should start by mutually contributing our own part to it because we're still independent people. Later on I'll pay once we're more closer to each other and we have decided on our roles in the relationship.>>34477992There could be a number of practical reasons, I'd ask why.>>34478444The fact that some people need lust to admire someone says a lot about themselves>>34478547Both extremes tend to be very mentally ill and detached from reality and they use radical ideologies to find belonging>>34478575A fair number of people use dark humor as a way to cope with traumatic events. I do that too but it doesn't make me any less horrified about the events shown in the video
>>34477438>>34477962All wrong.
Men, I’ve met many guys who are intelligent, understanding, kind, and not misogynistic (of course they still have some biases and the like, but it’s not harmful biases), support women’s rights, and yet refuse to call themselves a feminist. Why?
>>34478771Why dont women just stop caring
>>34478790>Like there's nothing on the line.true, true.How do I stop making it about my feelings? I jerk off (sorry for tmi) with these kind of videos and then think: hey, that could easily be any gf of mine. I just feel like shit thinking about any gf of mine having thoughtless sex with some random dudesorry for making it about my neurosis. Wild you actually checked the porn video I linked lol.
>>34478784>missing teeth ARE unattractive The word "teeth" is plural, you use "are". Tooth is singular, you use "is"
>>34478799The answer is in the question, because they're intelligent
>>34478775can't relate bro
>>34478799Why have you met them? I guess because you don't spend all your time on the internet.
>>34478799as a dude thats on the same wavelength as those dudes, theres a couple reasonsyou dont want to be seen as a fake ally thats just being a predator among feminist womenyou dont want to be seen as a kinda weak cucky guy
Sometimes I think my life would be significantly better if I had a gf to give me anxiety-relief blowjobs
>>34478799Because feminist has a negative connotation. It means some fag who goes to protests and has pink hair. No just a person who thinks women should have equal rights. It's an optics problem really
>>34478810you know, I thought having a gf would cure my anxiety but it made it 10 times worse because I was worried she was going to leave me all the time
>25 years later>the Timmybowl is finally overDid you rike it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAv6Yx7ppyg
>>34478799most guys just say they believe in equality, because feminists haven't done a good job at proving feminism isn't just blatantly about female self interest
>>34478813I'm an adult, so I dont watch cartoons.
>>34478803Among the individuals missing one tooth there are collectively plural teeth missing, which are unattractive.
>>34478803Missing teeth of any number, in any location in the mouth, for any reason, will be considered unattractive to most people. Is that clear enough?
>>34478812the reason for your anxiety is most likely different from mine
>>34478802No worries, that's what anonymous internet is for. I'm just afraid I don't have a quick fix for you because what you describe is just a matter of insecurity that comes out in these thoughts. You mentioned earlier that you sometimes feel inadequate watching those guys fuck professionally. I don't think you would have these feelings if the self-doubt wasn't also there. Maybe just stick to female solo for a bit if you notice these thoughts ramping up. I know that even though I'm not even in the most insecure age bracket anymore, I also feel like shit if I watch lots of time watching perfect instagram models or something - so I don't. You can find fault with yourself endlessly for not being able to just consume without nagging thoughts, but at some point you just have to defend yourself and go, this will make me feel like crap, I'm not going there because the fun part is not worth feeling like crap. Like how it can be easy not to get shitfaced again right after you got too drunk and had a terrible hangover.I don't know if it matters but I can assure you that from the woman's side (and at the end of the day I think this is just the human side and men are no different even) a man who is more attracted to you, more eager to be with you, more trustworthy and makes you feel safer, someone who smells amazing or has a voice that gives you tingles just hearing him talk - a LOT of stuff all outweighs being a little more or less technically skilled. And this is not even talking about infatuation or love and how radically that changes your whole perspective - after all, most everybody would pick their current crush over any model, porn star or celebrity in the world. That kind of goes to show how much conventional beauty and stamina matter. I hope some of this helps somewhat. It's definitely not real porn but my favorite is the sex scene from Mektoub My Love, Canto Uno - yes the girl's body is unbelievable, but it's so hot because they really sell the passion.
>>34478799Every guy I know who calls themselves a feminist >straight lib dude who wants to bang women and thinks being named a feminist will make women feel safe around him>overly meek looking colored haired menThe colored hair men might be cool dudes, but your average straight left leaning dude is still somewhat masculine and doesn’t want to be grouped with those men.
Going out to eat something get icecream or cake after
hope you all have a good day today! :D
>>34478816Yes... therefore... you use... "are.""Individuals missing one tooth ARE unattractive" correct.because the subject is now "individuals" and not "tooth"
>>34478817Just say "are," it's first grade english, bro.
>>34478799>>34478811This. I understand honestly, when we were teenagers none of my (female) friends or me would have called ourseleves feminist either, even though we believed all the staple feminist tropes like women being different but still equal to men. I guess we just saw that as "modern", whereas feminist evoked Karen associations of the woman with the practical short haircut, the negative stereotypes of shrill unattractive women theorizing about why men are not men enough to be attracted to them anyway. Honestly looking back I am surprised we even all had this horror image of feminism because this was before feminism again had its moment and I doubt any of us would even have been able to name one living feminist thinker.
>>34478826>didn't capitalize EnglishShiggy diggy
>>34478817What the fuck are you saying?
>>34478785well the gaslighting comes from reinforcing this fake notion that i obsess over the lives of porn actors/actresses to the point she can't tell. this might be better done on a second date after a first date where i seemed entirely normal and promising.
>>34478824My work crush didn't sit with me at lunch. I get it would have looked weird in front of everyone, so she may be hesitant, but if she liked me, she wouldn't have cared.
>>34478830Still trolling though. Gaslighting really is very specific, it's a manipulation tactic where you make people feel like they can't rely on their own observations. Like beating a woman and then convincing her that her behavior pushed you soooo much that you ended up snapping and losing control so imagine how horrible she was - and her believing it - is a pretty classic example. It's not just making someone believe bullshit.
Is it over if you can't get over your ex? Am I just cooked, boiled, steamed, charbroiled?
>>34478820Thanks for writing up that much. It helps me. I was watching that sex scene you talked about but the first thing I compared myself with was the guy's wrists and forearms, I know im too neurotic right now. Im gonna do some conductual therappy soon and take the meds now.Sorry my head is a difficult place right now and makes it hard to study lol. Thanks anyway.
>>34478803“Missing” is a gerund, a noun derived from a verb that ends in -ing. The being verb in this sentence is acting on “missing”, not “teeth”, and since missing is a singular noun, the correct verb to use would be is.You fuckin dummy.
>>34478834you can get over her by turning your sadness into hatred
>>34478834>can't get over>it's overSometimes I hate language.
>>34478834How long has it been?
>>34478799It'd be wonderful if men and women could be equal, but women don't want equality in any real sense.
>>34478834As someone who did not get over their ex for years, I feel if you can't, there's always a reason for it. Not "it was true love"-reasoning but rather stuff like, e.g., you really do not dare to put yourself out there again and obsessing over your ex is a way to keep yourself from doing that. Yes moving on just happens for most people but it is possible to fight it and it's not a law of nature that will pass regardless of your attitude, it is possible to keep longing alive by fanning every little spark. This probably sounds more stern than I intend it to be, but believing that your own attitude matters is the first step. If you 100% believe - like I did for a long time - that moving on just happens or not and is wholly out of your control, you remove any instrument you could have for speeding up the process.
I’m not red pill, but i think looksmaxi g definitely helped me to improve as an autistic kid who was very ignorant about looks. I focus on improvement of outfits, hair, and muscle, and I feel better.
>>34478838I can't hate her, though, she hasn't done anything worth hating. That might be part of my issue.>>34478839It really truly has never been so can't get over.
>>34478829What's unclear to you? Do qualifiers separated by commas confuse you?
>>34478844>she hasn't done anything worth hating.I used to think that about my ex but after giving it some thought I found plenty to hate.but who knows, maybe you are right and she didn't do anything worth hating
>>34478835Yeah I agree, it is just a sign that your head is not in a good place. Being tired, generally stressed etc all also makes it harder not to take the wrong lesson from anything at all. FWIW I watched this scene a lot and I don't care for the guy's body, I like all bodytypes (my bf is not slim, let alone ripped, and I obsess over his body even after years), I just pay attention to her smile, how he touches her, how frantic the mood is. That's a hard part about being human, you tend to see proof of your fears around you, but it gets easier when you can also observe that happening. Meditation/mindfulness can also help with that. Good luck anon.
Both gendersDoes sex or masturbation feel different the older you've gotten?
>>34478803Among the set of people missing a tooth there are plural teeth missing. This characteristic of missing teeth IS unattractive.
>>34478843Looksmaxi G sounds like the name of a really cool guy from a manga
>>34478846Regardless of that, I'm not a hateful person, people generally don't leave strong enough impressions in me for me to hate them, even if they do hateworthy things, so I don't think I can like meditate myself into hating her nor do I want to.
>>34478848MI swear my penis feels bigger these days, now I have to use both hands for it to feel good
>>34478824I am still alive. I am not having a good day.
>>34478799Men can't be feminist. I've heard so by several radfems. Also why would a man be feminist? It's all about putting men at a disadvantage compared to what they already have.
>>34478852yeah, I'm not a hateful person either, it took me a year to convince myself to hate her it's the only way for me to move on but part of me still loves her
>>34478848F. Yes, for many reasons. Masturbation has gotten less satisfying and more frustrating due to me feeling desensitized to it physically and mentally. But sex has gotten waaay better as I've learned to communicate better and acknowledge what makes me happy in a relationship.
>>34478799why associate myself with a movement full of some of the most retarded, missing-forest-for-trees intellectual traditions when instead i could just take women (and their biology) seriously?
WomenCan you just please not? Like, seriously, please.
>>34478848MI’m less hooked on masturbating and haven’t let my dick lead me into any bad relationships in a long time. I’ve been celibate for a while.
>>34478847thanks, that helped. Good luck to you too.
>>34478848F, masturbation not so much, sex yes, when I was young it was difficult for me to differentiate between sex that was good/fun for me and sex where I felt I was doing a good job. It has gotten a lot better once I stopped judging my own performance in the moment.
Tira minha paaaaaz voce ta demais
>>34478848I think I've learned to appreciate masturbation more as pleasure rather than something to get over with. I've never had and will likely never have sex.
>>34478799Why the fuck would some guy who is at least moderately sane want to be associated with feminism? It's a hate cult of misandry, all they care about is getting payback and pushing people down so that "women" can be pushed further up.
>>34477714>2000 sq ft>not enough for even one kidBullshit. My parents raised three kids in a 2100 sq ft house and could have done with a lot less.>firefighter>nail technician>"hobbies... like golfing"Absolute retards.
>>34478866sorry I don't speak spanish
>gf is insanely depressedfor the past 2 months or so she mentions thinking about suicide 1-2 times a week, frequently says she is convinced she'll die alone, sees no point in living and doesn't enjoy her life. In the entire time I've known her she's never once actually tried to improve her life. She has poor confidence and virtually no social skills, she has one friend I'm aware of and sees her once every 3-4 months. She has no passions or interests (outside of clothing). I've tried encouraging her to try new things, but she simply doesn't want to. I don't really enjoy being around her anymore, but she doesn't have anyone else and refuses psychological help. Now when she says these things I actually feel indifferent because she won't do anything to change it. Realistically is there anything I can do to help her? I sympathize because once I used to feel the same way, but she doesn't have the resolve I did. I'm the only person she can actually turn to for help.
>>34478799Feminism has been getting a pretty bad rap for a decade now thanks to a sort of feedback loop among social media users.I would call myself a feminist when I was younger but don’t anymore because I don’t want to come across as a pickme, a self-loathing misandrist or a guy trying to get in a radfem’s pants.
>>34478871erm, that is portuguese actually
>>34478530I am once again reminded of its existence
>>34478874I’ve never been around Portuguese speakers irl so whenever I hear it spoken in videos and stuff, I think I’m hearing Spanish until I start to hear a bunch of “aow” and “euw” sounds
>>34478860I literally can't even. So you have to be patient and stuff.
>>34478877it is extremely similar its ok
>>34478872You can encourage her to seek help, to confide in more people than just you, to read up on depression and try recommended practices, to find a therapist.Unfortunately what you describe is likely to be the result of the issues that have now resulted in her depression, and her inability to reach out and be vulnerable or trusting really plays into this. It is normal for depressed people to do all the things that worsen their depression (worry all the time, isolate themselves, stop being active or doing hobbies). It is both the cause and the result of their depression and a change needs to come from within. You cannot will her to see this if she is not open to it at all. If she is convinced nothing she could try could make a difference, she renders both of you utterly powerless. In that sense it really is no different than an addiction or something. You can support but she needs to actually do it and find some motivation or hope to do it with.
>>34478876see i think if i could find a woman that knows what this comic is and why that's so god damn funny, maybe i could not die alone but alas
Bored
>goth style chick on dating app last pic is hot>her only description says "last pic was me sneezing">message her "hot sneeze">she likes me backidk if it will end up in anything at all , but it's just something that works to at least get likes it seems.
>>34478873>bad rapWho is the best rapper?
>>34478882That's stupid as hell
>>34478872It's practically impossible to help somebody who is not interested in helping themselves. It sucks.Her words sound like a self-perpetuating prophecy. She sees where her behaviour is taking her, but her depression won't let her do anything about it, which makes her feel even more shitty about herself which reinforces the depression.For severe cases meds do help, if you can find the right drug and dose for the individual. But it requires a willingness to see a psychiatrist to get a prescription, and some luck and patience to go through the trial and error process of finding the right medication.
>>34478872How did you meet and are you only with her because she looks good.
>>34478886Nta but I'm a white guy so I'll give the boring white guy answer of MF DOOM
>>34478886Hmm... my favorite is Lil B The BasedGod, but the best rapper I've listened to is probably André 3000.>>34478894It's okay; I'm probably an even more boring type of white guy.
>>34478826Unless you're black, then you can disregard any semblance of proper English under the guise of "African American Vernacular English" which is totally a real language which should be respected and teachers who try to correct black children should be executed for racism
>>34478843The placebo of confidence is much more important than any "improvements" of your physical appearance
>>34478889unfortunately most women or people don't get it or get me, makes me sad
WomenDo you believe all women when they say they've been raped or SA'd?
>>34478897What is your opinion on West Country English (spoken overwhelmingly by white working class people) and what us your opinion of the English spoken by the elites being the kind of English you are taught to speak?
>>34478893>How did you meetHinge>are you only with her because she looks goodShe's got the body type I'm attracted to, she's not a supermodel or anything. Neither am I. Her physical attractiveness is the least relevant part of our relationship now, since I feel like a caregiver I have lost sexual interest unfortunately. I do care for her though.
>>34478901I believe most people when they say something with the intention of being believed, unless they've given me a reason to doubt their honesty.
>>34478899I wouldn't call it a placebo though, confidence actually makes a big difference for your relationship potential. Low self esteem results in so many issues (jealousy (retroactive or otherwise), fishing for validation in and/or outside of the relationship, having a hard time dealing with criticism, a hard time making decisions...) that get in the way of having a good connection with another person.
>>34478902I'm sure anon will have a very thoughtful answer to this question.
>>34478884Tye dye?
>>34478908I'm meant that "looksmaxing" is the placebo that gives one confidenceI'm not as good with words as some people here kek
>>34478884Tranny
>>34478901Not all on principle, it's not like I actually believe nobody would ever lie about it. But in practice I have never heard a story that made me doubt. That was less about the logistics and more about the whole vibe. You can tell when a person feels ashamed or just really vulnerable sharing an experience like this.
>>34478594Not a woman, but I'm mostly bothered by how tasteless a lot of the sexualization is rather than the presence of it by itself. For another perspective see how men are sometimes portrayed in women's media. It's hard not to roll your eyes when you just know that men in real life wouldn't act that way unless they were unironically gay or super manipulative womanizers. Then you have the fact that sexualization is often used as a marketing method in itself without regard for how good the actual media is. Slapping a picture of boobs on to a pile of shit won't suddenly make that pile of shit suddenly not a pile of shit. When you're a teenager that stuff works but afterwards it just becomes cringe with how hard some of these companies try.>>34478670Better yet, why don't they incorporate the looks into the personality? Write in how societal expectations on beauty make them feel about themselves. Write in how naturally ugly and beautiful characters struggle with identity due to polarized upbringings. Do they see their beauty as a gift? A curse? Another tool to get the job done? A hindrance to the lifestyles they want to live? The only way they feel like people will accept them? People want to see beautiful people, but they don't want to consider how the emphasis on beauty has affected them as a person.>>34478799Because "feminism" as a group is also a trojan horse for some of the most vehemently misandrist people out there who don't honestly care for gender equality despite what a fair number of feminists say. It's hard to take the movement seriously when you see the type of people they allow fester in it without question. I also think they're heavily lacking in men's perspectives on male issues so often they miss the mark completely when trying to figure out how to "fix" men and often cause more harm than good. They also don't seem to take into account women's own role in reinforcing their own issues and men's issues.
Women, is it hot when a guy buys into his own insane ideas? I mean like with his interests or ambitions.
>>34478915Ah right, no I get you then and agree!
>>34478919Generally yes. I feel with this stuff it's like with a performance on stage, you can get away with ten times more if you can own whatever you do, bring it with conviction and vibe with yourself unapologetically. That said, if you mean buying into your own conspiracy theories, you are exclusively going to attracted batshit women/wannabe cult followers.
>>34478924I've always thought I'd run a mean cult, thanks anon
>>34478919In general, "insane" is not a general vibe that I'd be attracted to. I love passion and I always like the idea of getting to support someone I care about genuinely pursuing their goals. But "insane" implies this lack of self control, seriousness, productiveness, whatever that makes it sound self-destructive or otherwise something I can't keep up with or encourage in good faith.
>>34478917There was a femanon here who said that only the weird girls in her class got SA'd, kek. Any truth to that?
>>34478929God damn what a bitch lol
>>34478929Not much, only insofar that looking at SA, in many cases it is a crime of opportunity and some toxic mix of inexperience, assumptions/entitlement, self-centredness etc. But a small minority of men is more deliberate about it or outright enjoys getting away with something they can tell is not consensual, and those do tend to target women they know are not well-liked or already considered odd/slutty/dramatic and not credible, because they know if a woman like that speaks up she is less likely to be believed or supported at all.But my first thought is I think "weird" girls are just more likely to speak up about these experiences because they have less to lose in social terms and are more comfortable with being controversial. It is in my experience true that only a tiny minority of women -never- has anything happen (especially if you include unwanted groping at a party or club). But if you are talking high school age women, chances are overall so few of them talk about these experiences that many do not realize yet just how commonplace it is.
>>34478928I don't mean insane in a self-destructive way (usually), but my thinking and aesthetic sense is really abstract and lateral and people have a hard time following it, so I guess I mean something like "serious but hard to follow".
>>34478915hey if it works it works
Why can't women like this exist?
>>34478937Homosexual post
>>34478935I think I wouldn't be able to keep up with a guy like that, but I don't think he'd be overall less hot based in that information alone. Just not my type.
>>34478874I know, I'm just pretending to be stupid (it's funny to me)>>34478877it sounds like I'm hearing spanish but I'm also having a stroke (no offence)
WomenWhat would your reaction be if your bf said your body looked nice but he wouldn't have tried hooking up with you at a bar and would instead have chosen more voluptuous women?
>>34478934>But my first thought is I think "weird" girls are just more likely to speak up about these experiences because they have less to lose in social terms and are more comfortable with being controversial.Makes sense. Interesting.
>>34478882last time I saw my friends we put a dramatic reading of the zootopia abortion comic on the tv all hope is not lost anon
>>34478937not my type so I'm glad they don't exist
>>34478950Are you being serious? Look at em again
>>34478945I'd assume he's making some sort of joke at my expense that I don't understand, kick him a little, and tell him he has one chance to clarify what he's saying.
>>34478934This is true I brought up getting sexually assaulted (by one of the most normal men I ever took to bed btw, took me out and paid for me and shared about his family, him trying to rape me made 0 sense it was pure abuse and I am proud I prevented it) to my normalfag former stacy mother and she blamed me for it and got upset with me for bringing it on myself. It's an empathy disconnect. Also my mother thinks I'm ugly and was surprised and disgusted that a man wanted to assault me lol. Men break in and rape elderly women it's not about being hot or not. God I hate my pickme mom.
>>34478942Fair. I honestly don't even know what a relationship for me even looks like. I think of what would make me happiest, and I envision me and my a gf (also creative in some aspect) just existing in the same space making or working on our separate peculiar things, but together. I'm not sure if I can sell that vision to a girl desu
>>34478945NAG.You're just calling her skinny. Women like that.You need to flip it and say that she's too voluptuous for a hookup.But then again, it doesn't bruise a girl's ego to not be hookup-material either, so the burn isn't as solid.Basically what I'm saying is that your boyfriend dick equivalent doesn't work. Just say her tits are too small to be wife-material or something.
>>34478947Another sad realization I had after making the post is that women that already experienced sexual assault young definitely tend to develop into "odd" young adults and they are also more likely to speak up about SA because they never grew up in a world where it was some crazy unlikely exception, they already know it as a part of life.
>>34478906NTA but here's one for you. I have the intention of being believed, by the way. The statement: women are less than stellar.
>>34478955Sounds nice, I'm sure that'd work for someone. Just not me. I live for the people I share a home with. Almost all of my hobbies tangentially relate to providing for them in some way, if not just spending time with them directly.
>>34478949i know people like that exist, it's just making contact with them and finding one that is tolerable to be around that gets me. i'm never going to have my zootopia gf, it's so over that it may as well have never even begun
Just gotta wait till this blows over I guess
>>34478937Looks like 3d renderings of generic kpop idols. Women like that do exist. You can't have one.
>>34478952I associate them with coomers now so they are not my type, stellar blade sucked btw, no amount of tits and ass is going to make me want to play that, gameplay comes first
>>34478959Well I believe that you believe that, but I'm happy to point out that it's both a generalization AND a subjective analysis, so I can just say that I don't agree with or support it.
>>34478957Yeah, I was wondering if they were the weird girls of that femanon's class because they got assaulted before, thus attracting that energy even more into their life, because the normal girls have a certain guard up and a different energy.
>>34478968It's called having a loving vs neglectful home. Scrotes love to screech that women have it better but they are very neglected as children if they aren't pretty. Worse than ugly male children. An ugly daughter is treated worse than the houseplant
>>34478954>Men break in and rape elderly women it's not about being hot or not.Very true and another thing to consider is how prevalent sexual assault is in hazing situations even when those are not mixed gender. People hear the "sex" in sexual assault and think it must be for sexual satisfaction, but it can also just be an act of sadism and breaking one's spirit, with OR without a sexual gratification playing into that. I just wanted to say even if you don't know me, I am also proud of and happy for you that you managed to stand up for yourself when you needed it most and prevent this from being done to you. And yeah fuck your mom, she can deal with whatever endless layers of internalized misogyny THAT is.
>>34478971Thank you you are the first person to ever say that to me about it and I've vented about it multiple times. It was harrowing. He wanted to anally rape me. I don't DO that. Prevented it by clawing at him and screaming guess he couldn't take the heat
>>34478937Because real women have imperfections, and aren't exxagerated porn game versions of gooks made more of plastic and silicone than flesh
>>34478952This is literally pirate website popup ad-tier slop.
>>34478962yeah that's reasonable. still gonna keep my fingers crossed for you.. you never know!
>>34478968It does work like that, unfortunately I know from experience. My father was abusive and I was so used to catering to his every toxic moodswing that when I started living and moving around on my own, I would instantly sniff out men everywhere (on the train, out on the streets, just whenever wherever) that were similar. I would be aware of what was going on but they would still see that I noticed them and I think consciously or subconsciously it marked me to them as a good potential victim. Then if they came up to me and I was fawning hard (responding with awkward grace to very personal questions or whatever) it confirmed their intuition that I would just roll over and take it.Thankfully I was extremely avoidant and in the end would usually manage to not be nearly as pliable as I came across, but it took me a long time to correct this and be able to muster the kind of gruff, withholding/stoic energy that actually makes men like that feel discouraged. Sadly I feel even just being able to tell they make someone nervous can be a pull if they enjoy feeling powerful over someone. But it is hard not to get nervous when you know how bad it can get.
>>34478961Ultimately, I don't have any felt ambition, just ideas that sound like fun, and part of the fun is that they're ambitious. Does that make sense? This future I am imagining is intellectual and just mixing together what I already know I like (working on my shit, being around a girl I love), but I have zero actual idea if there is something I'd like more than that. Been trying to process what this says about me, I suspect it is related to a lack of self-esteem, both positive or negative.
>>34478980that's true, my last ex was really close, maybe we'll get back together someday, keep those fingers crossed for that too
>>34478975>>34478965>>34478966>>34478978amazing how gay you are
>>34478813I remember when I was a kid I saw the episode showing how Vicky tormented Tootie and I was rooting for her ever since then. I thought the interactions between her and Timmy were cute if a bit creepy at times. Seeing this finally confirmed is a nice wholesome surprise though.>>34478834That's how life is. Not everything is going to have a clean conclusion. You have to keep moving forward for your own sake.>>34478848MI don't miss my teenage drive. I feel a lot more comfortable with my relation to sex now than I used to. I feel like I can be myself a lot more now instead of being some hormonal horndog who can't think straight.
penis wenis :3
>>34478952I wish HAPA women really had boobs this big
>>34478982I mean this with as much respect as possible for your interests and way of life: I wear patchouli regularly and even I think that's some hippie shit.You'll find someone who matches your energy, though.
>>34478974I mean it. You did so good. Never stop being proud of yourself for this. I hope it makes him think twice about trying this sociopath shit on anyone again after realizing he can't see it through.
>>34478967What are your thoughts about women who suddenly 'come forward' about SA after spending years with a guy, and coincidentally right after he elects to end the relationship? Any subjectivity there whatsoever?
>>34478986>I feel like I can be myself a lot more now instead of being some hormonal horndog who can't think straight.Someone else getting to live my fantasy of taming a feral man and teaching him to love expressing himself in bed makes me mad.
foids, clean my dick right now
>>34478981Haha that kinda sounds like me
>the nasty Portuguese anon is back and she's still traumadumping for pity pointsThis place is a shithole along with everyone in it
>>34478985I just find koreans deeply unattractive. Genetic memories from mowing them down in pusan maybe
I'm feeling lightheaded :(
>>34478995That's definitely more nuanced than someone just announcing they were sexually assaulted in a vacuum with no context. I think that I'd be sympathetic for them and encourage them to seek the help they need. I wouldn't assume they were lying by default, but I also wouldn't assume anything about the context beyond the word for word things she has said. I'm not a detective looking to solve a crime so idc enough to root through some stranger's life for more context.
>>34478997Learn to clean it yourself. It's shocking how many men in clinic didn't know how to clean they dick.
>>34478995The accuser has way more to lose but scrotes ignore that.
>>34478990It's either that or go all-in on my alienating interests, Paul Reubens mode.
>>34478998There's dozend of us, dozend! But seriously, you are not alone. Do you still struggle with attracting this kind of unwanted attention or did you also find a way to deflect it?
>>34479012Whatever makes you happiest. Just know there's someone out there for everyone.
>>34479007I actually do know how to clean it, god are you telling me people go get their dicks checked and it's covered in smegma?
>>34479010No because men getting SA'd means they get viciously buggered and women hate men who have been in a submissive position and/or cry about it.
>>34479007>soap>apply to dick>scrub all over>rinse>doneWtf is so difficult?
>>34479015>dozend*dozens, obivously!
>>34479006So it's practically about emotions rather than the truth.>>34479009Accusing men of sexual assault is empowering.
>>34479010I wish SO HARD that zoomer scrotes would stop skinwalkinng wishing they were sa'd. It's actually a huge issue with you younger men and imo a sign of low t>OH WELL WHAT IF I GOT SA'D >OH WELL BOYS GET GROOMED BY THEIR TEACHERS>OH WELL WOMEN CREEP ON MEN'S BULGESWeak male thoughts. Just..... stop. Have some self respect
>>34477275Femanons could never play hide the sausage because they're all flatties
>>34479022Going through sa with police is another humiliation and most rape kits don't get tested
>>34479017Ah, that's true. I dated her, once upon a time. That's my supervillain backstory, what do you think?
>>34478996It was self taught unfortunately. No one was there for me when I needed them
Foids.If you had a button that would kill all men if you pressed it, and another button that killed all men but you got to witness them suffer agonizingly, how much faster would you press the second button?
>>34479024>>34479019I meant if more girls got SA'd. Wouldn't they be nicer to men out of fear?
>>34479010Men already get sexually assaulted more than people think, it becoming more prevalent does nothing as long as the general public is not aware.
>>34479024It’s one of the easiest ways to troll me, a man who was molested as a child. That’s why they do it
>>34479032Press second button faster than blinking but I look away cuz men ugly lol
Atoga makes me dislike white women, somehow the most self aware posters are blatina
>>34478996Do girls really have that fantasy? A-asking for a friend...
>>34479037Enjoy your nigger bedwenches the only beings that would accept your teenie peenie
>>34479037More 4 me
>>34479037>somehow the most self aware posters are blatinaAre you serious? One of them thinks she will get married to a guy who gave her a slut bracelet.
>>34479037Me being a massive racist but realizing that to continue the white race I must deal with white women.
>>34479018It really depends. I've never personally worked with a patient whose genitals were included in the treatment field while remarkably unclean. But I've definitely smelled rancid junk smell from other patients, and I assumed it's either their fault or the caretakers' fault. The only men I've ever been actually upset by for their unclean junk were a couple middle-aged men who were just gross in general. Like they were totally able-bodied with relatively benign conditions but they couldn't be kind enough to wash up when they KNEW we're working in their downstairs areas.
>>34479033Probably it would just become more socially accepted for women to avoid men or carry tazers/maze. Unless the whole of men either did it or agreed that it was fine to do and then women would probably be nicer on the surface level but hate men a lot more on all other levels. It would just be the kind of politeness and niceness you'd show somebody waving a gun in your face.
>>34479029Sounds easily redeemed if you didn't kill anyone.>>34479030That's unfortunate to hear. I'm glad you're in a good place now, though.>>34479039Yeh. But it's probably like most fantasies in that it's better on paper.
>>34479028>Going through sa with policeThe usual purpose, when the accusations are dubious and embellished, is to cancel that guy. There's no point in going through the legal system when you have the court of public opinion on your side implicitly.
