>>34470056
>>34473680can anyone provide an actual real life example to pic rel
Rate these hobbies from best to worst.>anime/manga>baking>calisthenics>carpentry>cooking>drawing>electronics>languages>piano>programming
>>34473680Is left elder scrolls?
Men, who's your current 2D crush?
>GenderIs it gay/bi for a man to eat a creampie from a pussy?
>>34473691Revy
>>34473691This digimon
>>34473686>can anyone provide an actual real life example to pic relClosest I can think of is Warhammer 40K and My Little Pony.
>>34473686Space King / Steven Universe
>>34473692its gay for a man to eat pussy in the first place
>>34473691crush isn't a meaningful concept for drawings. you don't encounter them randomly in day to day life
>>34473691literally any foxgirl or doggirl
>>34473692no, obviously not. no muscle bear has ever ordered a weakling twink to eat the cum out of pussy. there is no pussy in gay sex or relationships
>>34473696>Canonically calls a mexican guy "beaner" before killing himYou like foulmouthed women?
>>34473694>white areaYou assume that, but what if you accidentally flatten the tire of some white couple's Black bull?
why the fuck is my X feed full of right wing grifters simping for black girls all of a sudden?moids, would you actually racemix or not?
>>34473691I don't really watch anime or whatever, so I guess I'll go with the one I had when I was a kid: Arcia Rinslet
>>34473692Bi if it isn't his
Whyte people are literally behind everything shit that's happening in this world.
>>34473711>simping for black girlsEw wtf?
>>34473711No, all black women are bald or have pubes for hair. Their facial features are also gross unless they are heavily mixed.
>>34473711I'm an edgy centrist. But I would fuck that woman until my dick fell off.
>>34473711>black women>"women"Lmao they are manlier looking than any twinks and have disgusting "hair" that they try to hide with made in India wigs
>>34473715also responsible for every meaningful development in the world but hey who is keeping count
>>34473691same as it ever wasshame asians arent attractive irl, in my headcanon she's russian or something because she doesnt look asian at all in the games
>>34473711I might give a colored girl some peepee but no breeding allowed. My trt has rendered me sterile anyways so i dont gotta worry none
>>34473711Damn, jasper cleaned up.
>>34473715>THESE WHITE PEOPLE TRYNA KILL ME
>>34473711>racemixIm not sure. I don't care about blood purity, or any such spook. But every half black person I know has some issue with their background.
>>34473691This random asian qt that an anon posted sometime ago.
My tummy hurts after drinking milk :(
>>34473711>moids, would you actually racemix or not?Not with black women. They're just not attractive to me at all, maybe it's because some kept harassing me back when I was in school or something. Everyone else is on a sliding scale. Although I'd prefer a white partner, I find native americans particularly attractive.>tfw will never have super American babies with gunpowder and peyote coursing through their veins
>>34473711She's wearing a wig. No blacks can have natural straight hair.
>>34473733It's the baboonish features that are such a turn off
>>34473726>NEVER LET THESE WHITE PEOPLE CHANGE YOU
>>34473732it means you're lack of toes or somethingfemanons post your toes to help this anon
>>34473702>>34473705The duality of man.>>34473706There was this angry, 20 something Latina in my old modern warfare 2 clan. I was 14, and absolutely enamored.>>34473711I like black women, but every mixed person with a white dad seem to hate him.
>>34473732*licking >his bellybutton*
Moids, which love interest should I go for in Cyberpunk?Also which ending?
>>34473747
Fuuuuuuck dude I’m TIRED of having to talk to these women. How do I tell them I want to have my way with their bodies and make them cum without being too blunt?
>>34473750Judy, since I can't. I haven't finished yet.
>>34473750There's only one if you wanna be straight
>>34473753Bro, you're 6'5, this should be easy
>>34473756He's massively cripplingly autistic though
>>34473757That's not enough of a debuff
>>34473758KillyourselfKillyourselfKillyourself
>>34473758Julian, either get help, or please kill yourself.
>>34473760In his case it is. Terminal stage Asperger's
>willingly engaging with that
>tfw 6'1" and still a 32yo khhvHow do I rizz em with the tism?
>>34473756It really isn’t. Most of these women are fat pigs so it’s already time consuming swiping on all of their profiles and then when k finally do find one, it’s always a “looking for long term” woman, which is fine, but I want to cum so bad
why does mental illness make men attracted to lil girls and women attracted to old men
>>34473755I'm pretty sure there are 2 dyke options and 2 straight options in the main game, idk about phantom liberty
>on the apps>wanting a long term relationship>can't get any qts>can't even get the thicc qts>have to block the occasional request from black women and blob peopleHow am I supposed to find a wife when the apps are shit?
Like how do I do better in real life than on these faggy apps. I can go to a bar, walk inside, and have several women gazing at me or flirting with me in minutes but on these stupid apps where I just want to share an orgasm, they’re either fat, prudes, or they don’t match me for some reason
>>34473783SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT
>>34473784might be your award-winning personality
>>34473773>it’s always a “looking for long term”Those girls will still fuck. It's literally a joke in some forums how slutty they can be. I had a threesome with a girl that "doesn't have sex outside of relationships."
>>34473779There's 2 options of either sex and one of each will reject your advances if you go gay
>tfw can't be girlboss lovers with Panam as fem VIt's not fair
>>34473797Get a mod
>>34473797Mods, sis!
holding my piss in to grow bladder stones, which i will harvest and turn into food jewelry
>>34473790>dating apps>personalityPeople have created accounts using photos of models of both sexes, while intentionally giving them the most foul personalities possible, and it just doesn't matter.
>>34473802*harvesting your kidney stones while you sleep*
>>34473802foid jewelry*>>34473803yes look up "halo effect" on google
Men, what game should I get based on this picture alone? Left (SB) or Wuchang (right)?
>>34473811Right, Chinese weeb aesthetics suck
>>34473790I think it's my aura. My ex's doctor grandmother was into numerology (lol) and she said I have a high number. I think it means I'm bad ass, women can probably sense it when in my presence>>34473791Was this on the apps tho? I've been in a similar situation but that was irl with some hoe I just met
I masturbate to videos of whytes dying
>>34473815It was OKCupid
>>34473687personally if a hobby is not useful it’s trash1 carpentry 2 electronics3 programming4 baking5 cooking6 languages7 calisthenics 8 piano9 drawing10 anime
>>34473732Are you lactose intolerant?
>>34473691>Men, who's your current 2D crush?My wife.Why do you keep using my Makima pictures?
>>34473811Right. She looks like this cute hapa I have a crush on but will never ask out.
>>34473687Depends on your sex.
>>34473823>personally if a hobby is not useful it’s trashBased grindsetter
>>34473811Right looks like she has cum on her tits
>>34473823>if a hobby is not useful it’s trash>3 programmingWhy did you contradict yourself?
Okay, I matched with a girl with big tits, like huge boobs and she's white. Not Asian but it will do. What should I say to her? She plays bass so that's cool. Am I playing it too safe by having a conversation with these women? I really want to fuck her especially. What's the worst that could happen if I just tell her she's hot and I'm interested in her?
womenis this too much to ask for?:https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/teisou-gyakuten-abekobe-banashi-3-%7C-a-tale-of-reversed-gender-roles-3-english-413486-2288966.html#1
>>34473839You should just talk and tell her you're a lil dumb
FoidsHow much higher does she have to lift her shirt before it's indecent exposure?
>>34473842I'm not dumb, I'm a geniusI'm just a lil sperg is all
>>34473840I read this.
i want a husban i want a husband i want a husban i want a hsuband
>>34473843It's indecent as fuck already
>>34473844No, you are sperg dumb
>>34473823useful to who?if not to me, then how is it a hobby?if to me, then why isn't having fun useful?conclusion: you're a thoughtless goblin
>>34473848Better than dumb. Anyways, how can I shoot hot loads in her hole and play with her titties as she orgasms while screaming my name?
>>34473691Never had a waifu but I guess kumiko is the closest to it
>>34473846What do you bring to the table?
>>34473852By having a romantic relationship with her. Which is what she might want by matching with you.
>>34473849It must be useful to corporations
>>34473849Useful to you or other people. Who wouldn't want someone proficient in carpentry?
>>34473855Lame
>>34473854im a virgin, i have no male friends, i adore the concept of pleasing a man and seeing him happy, im not a liberal i think, i can’t get pregnant, i'd be willing to bathe you, i have a good relationship with my father, i haveno mental illness, i have no tats or piercings, im short so i dont demand a tall guy, i dont dress slutty, i have a drivers license and a debit card, i'd be willing to shave for you, i'd learn to cook for you, i'd bake for you, good enough?
>>34473828Why would that matter
>>34473858This. It's not intuitive for me to have a romantic relationship when I want to have sex with as many women as possible
>>34473853she looks bitchy>>34473826Wdym "my"? You didn't draw any of these pictures, retard. Fuck off
In current year, how can I find a wife in irl? Am a burger, so talking to randos while out and about is weird.
>>34473859>i can’t get pregnant>im shortNo thanks
>>34473863>retard. Fuck offIt was just a question, don't be such a asshole.
>>34473859>can't get pregnantAnd why's that?
>>34473859You sound like a catch.
>>34473868u wont like me if i tell you, does it really matter?i figured most dudes here dont want kids so thats why i mentioned it, i dont want them either
>>34473860A lot of guys would kill to have a weeb gf. A lot of girls would kill to not have a weeb be. Just 1 example
>>34473865>burger>talking to randoms while out is weirdBurgerstan may be the only somewhat white nation left where it is acceptable to randomly talk to strangers.
>>34473871Are you trans?
>>34473691>>34473826ngl it's the same character since I was 15.Why does it feel like every Makimafag outside of /csm/ threads has never read Chainsaw Man? Because I have noticed that the fastest way to make someone stop being a Makimafag is by having them read the manga.
>>34473869Too good to be true he's an indian man
>>34473877A hijra most likely
>>34473871Imagine that this isn't some random internet exchange and that this is a romantic interest: You're withholding important information in the hopes that someone you think is husband material becomes attached and overlooks it.But no it doesn't matter, I'll just assume you have a Y chromosome like many other supposed women in this thread.
>>34473859>u wont like me if i tell you, does it really matter?hmm...>i can’t get pregnant>i haveno mental illnessYou lied about the mental illness, didn't you?
>>34473861>>34473858Then offer a fwb situation and risk losing honorably.
>>34473880being trans isn't a mental illness
As long as he's feminine looking without the need from makeup or filters and doesn't have his dick cut off I don't care
>>34473883>and doesn't have his dick cut off I don't careLmao,
>>34473876How many times do I have to post this, it's MY dream.Keep on dreaming!
>>34473875i dont have a penis >>34473879im XX and its hardly withholding, i shared a lot
>>34473887>i dont have a penisThat's not what he asked.
>>34473882>being trans isn't a mental illnesspic related>>34473887PCOS?
>>34473888thats what the question is basically asking though>>34473889no pcos or conditions of any sort
>>34473887As you say. Anyway, no, no marriage without kids. Not telling me why, medically speaking, is a big red flag.
>>34473871>u wont like me if i tell you, does it really matter?It might.>i figured most dudes here dont want kidsActually most guys on here buy into the idea that passing on their genes to the next generation is a measure of their success as a man, and that life is pointless if you don't.
>>34473887So you're ftm? I might be able to deal with that if you're more tomboyish than otterish
>>34473883I do, because the MtF life expectancy is like sub-40 years old and I don't think we should be encouraging young men to become masturbation tools for other men when the longterm result is suicide, colorectal cancer, and incontinence in their 30's. Most of them get used up in their early 20's then disposed of. It's not fair to them, and it's self-destructive to the men who abuse them as well.We shouldn't encourage anyone to transition.
>>34473890>no conditions>but I can't get pregnantYou know that's a contradiction, right? What is the source of your infertility?
>>34473898Dangerously based
>>34473890>thats what the question is basically asking thoughNo, it isn't. "I have never had a penis and have no desire to acquire one" might answer his question. "I don't have a penis" probably means that you used to have one and had it removed.
Moids, would you pet a kraken?
There's this trans lady I work with who is super bubbly and actually kind of cute. Some days I think maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to go out with her, even though my dumb virgin ass wants to have a family of my own some day.Am I gay?
>>34473904You can pet my "kraken"
>>34473905Adopt.
>>34473904>Moids, would you pet a kraken?You mean, would I pet you when you're premenstrual?
>>34473905Possibly bi
>>34473876Do you know how many women still want to fuck Griffith even after The Eclipse, especially after it?
>>34473904Like, the fuckhueg squid? I'd probably introduce some freedom seeds to its brain and sell the body to science, since these fuckers aren't supposed to be able to survive on the surface waters
State sex and post results from facescore.meMWhat the FUCK is that tagline supposed to mean?
>>34473909No>>34473911Fuck
>>34473768Learn how to convincingly mimic confidence.
>>34473914Don't train clanckers, thanks
>>34473891>>34473894well that was my misunderstanding for not being as in touch with men's wants when it comes to children. nonetheless there are still plenty that do not wish to have children and therefore makes sense why a lack of pregnancy isnt an issue or even a plus.
>>34473905Yeah nigga that's a dude
>>34473905Yes, double gay>>34473919>he thinks I didn't poison the image
>>34473918I can talk to women just fine, but I don't know how to flirt or "make a move"
>>34473914Fucking nothing all these rating websites are meaningless, they just want to harvest your data If you need one of these to tell you if your chopped then I'm sorry to say, but you're chopped
>>34473904If this is the monthly reminder to reread The Forsaken chapter, please note that I already reread it last Thursday.And it was fucking kino as always.https://thehawke.github.io/twow-excerpts/chapters/forsaken.html>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again, and the priest woke screaming in the bowels of Silence, as piss ran down his leg. It was only a dream, a vision born of foul black wine.
>>34473920>What do you bring to the table>>The inability to have kids>>This is a good thing!
>>34473920>therefore makes sense why a lack of pregnancy isnt an issue or even a plus.Look, I don't want kids. But given how cagey you're being about why you can't get pregnant, there's clearly something significant going on that you're not telling us, and I'm highly suspicious about what it might be. I certainly wouldn't date anyone who is clearly hiding something big.
>>34473922Well, at least she's not obnoxious about her condition.>>34473923How is it twice as gay as being gay with a manly man?
>>34473929i clearly stated that itd be a plus for men that are set on not wanting children
>>34473925I don't get what you're whining about but I'm laughing my ass off at these Donut Steel descriptions. You're allowed to have fun on the internet, you know. (The privacy policy isn't bad tbhonest)
>>34473928Grrm will never release this
>>34473930you do know there are plenty of ppl naturally born infertile?
>>34473920>frames it as a good thing (which it well could be for the right guy)>insists it's somehow NOT a medical condition, but refuses to elaborateYour dodging is giving us the ick
>>34473928>Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his commandH-hot...
>>34473691Tetsuko no Tabi girl is pretty hot>>34473935define "plenty". Is it the same "plenty" that describes the miniscule number of women born without a hymen/an imperforate hymen?
>>34473924You can't make every woman happy dude. While they're in their heads going on about how some guy is cheating on another girl or some weird fucked up drama shit, you got to focus on yourself, and it ain't easy. Sometimes people hate it when you are yourself, but you can't let it bother you. You'll go through moments where you said something too mainstream and it offended someone for example. And you know what personally I think everyone can be a little crazy like me. But you just gotta do you and find a girl who likes that okay.
>>34473859Why did you transition if you basically want to be a tradwife?
>>34473935Yeah because they have some kind of condition
>>34473936>>frames it as a good thing (which it well could be for the right guy)thats all that needs to matter, why persist? i already said its not some condition, if this was in person with an actual guy there wouldnt be anything hidden or secretive
>>34473929I don't want brats ruining my life desu
>>34473933Gay
>>34473941That's all fine and dandy, but how do I find my person if I can't flirt?
>>34473935see >>34473871 >u wont like me if i tell youShe's not framing it like it's just something that happens normally and that it's something that could be a dealbreaker but it honestly sounds like she briefly went FtM then detransitioned, which could imply that she also chopped her tits off...
>>34473924You say "Do you want to go for a drink some time?"
women, what is the consensus on tall, strongfat dudes with mustaches and blue collar jobs?>>34473691will always probably be Lum
>>34473956>tallyou're in
Is cutting for visible abs for me or for women? It sure feels like it's more about it being for me, but every once in a while a chick will do something that makes me think I'm doing it for them. Might be confirmation bias.
>>34473935>you do know there are plenty of ppl naturally born infertile?Yeah, but many of the possible reasons for that impact you in other ways. You said yourself that you think we won't like you if you tell us what the issue is, so you can't blame us for thinking it's something bad.
>>34473718>>34473720so this is a common thing? I was seeing a black girl for a few months last year and things were great until we finally kissed (she's a preacher's daughter, super religious and sheltered, etc) and she had this fucking wig on her head. Why do they do this?
>>34473961i meant that as a joke in a way
>>34473953Oh. Guess I need to meet some people that are cool with my graveyard Mcjob shifts
>>34473956>women, what is the consensus on tall, strongfat dudes with mustaches and blue collar jobs?Are you from a 1980s porn film?
>>34473964>actually, I was just kidding!>no, I still I won't explain it I hope this is helping you understand why you're single irl, right? If you can't be honest while anonymous on the internet, you are doomed irl.
What makes abs so alluring?
>>34473960>Is cutting for visible abs for me or for women?It's for gay men.
>>3447397020 iq question
>>34473970if they were easy to get and maintain, everyone would have them
>>34473969you honestly tell everyone you might think to be a potential gf every last thing about you?
>>34473966bitch I might be
>>34473914>tfw moid keeps referring to me as a painting
Foids, opinions on manlets?
>>34473977Luv em
>>34473823>if a hobby is not useful it’s trashIf you're only doing something for its practical use, it's not a hobby.
>>34473698Did they fucking yassify Beelzemon?
WomenAre we hyped for Season 3 of HotD?
>>34473691It is this ratgirl
Women, how would it make you feel if you saw a man visibly react (positively) to your presence in a room and then quickly try to compose himself?
>>34473914"We couldn't clearly detect a face. Results may be less accurate."That's how weird I look.
>>34473914I don't trust this. It said my nose was small. But I do appreciate it recognized my microblading. "Eyes shaped like actual almonds give you a gaze that feels less like a look and more like an interrogation people enjoy. The way your tiny, sharp nose contrasts with your heavy, plush lips suggests you're a lot more calculated than the soft facial features let people believe."
>>34473977I'm no foid, but i have a webm
>>34473994>I don't trust this.You shouldn't. It's a funny internet tool
The big booby white girl is engaging in conversation with meI am very happy
>>34473994Dayum queen
>>34473986
>>34473994Of course it's designed to blow your dick clean, did you expect it to be honest
>>34473999Nice get
>>34474000This is the first time I've gotten Zoe Kravitz. She's way too pale. I usually get Zendaya or something.>>34474001"Hi, my name's Bitsy!">>34474002No, this is just the first time one of these has ever said I have a small nose. They usually say my nostrils are too wide.
>>34473999Which one? There's an obese single mother here and a lesbian.
>>34474007So liek dis
Am guy. I can't take a good picture for the apps to save my life. Am I retarded, or has everyone else been trained to take good pictures by Zuckerberg and TicToc?
>>34473914MYou know what, it could’ve been worse. >Celebrity look alikeRacist (based) mf bot
I watched the avatar aang movie leak. Animation is 10/10 but that's it. Voice acting felt like a shitty anime dub instead of a real cartoon and the story was pretty lackluster. I guess the issue is that being set between TLA and Korra means you've boxed yourself in and can't actually do anything interesting at all because it has to result in Korra happening. Also the stakes are completely fucked by the fact that none of them have kids that appear in Korra yet, and a fully-mastered Avatar Aang still has to get nerfed to make you feel like the battles are close. Kinda reminds me of the problem the Dune prequel show has (which also looks amazing, but fails at having any stakes).
>>34474014Yes, everyone follows tiktoks to make their pictures better. Go watch youtubes on how to photograph yourself better.
>>34474016I don't think it's possible to get under 70 on this
I want an emotional support assault rifle but apparently I can't be trusted with one.
>>34474001I just love her so much, just look at her
>>34474009Anon is referring to someone who matched with him on an app, not a chatter itt
>>34474021If there's a will there's a way
>>34473994Does korra poster have a beak? I'm thrilled if this is true
>>34474020Thats pretty much a guaranteeSomeone bite the bullet and upload a downie for us
>>34474021Wish I was rich enough to afford the absurd price of an assault rifle.
>>34474026I put an image of a random old balding dude and it got like 65 lmao
Was getting on very well with a girl online but was a complete autistic in person (we met as part of a much wider group activity), just wasn't a good weekend for me, normally much better than that. Eventually she got pissed that I was messing around and avoided me the last few hours (apart from goodbyes) and is now 'ignoring' me online too, however neither of us have engaged the other. Is this recoverable? Was so much less entertaining and conversational in person due to a variety of factors that weekend.
>>34473914>Actual worst score so far.Lol fml.
Moids, why are Asian game devs so good at creating uniquely beautiful characters? Pic related
>>34474036>Unique
>>34473940Why is she undressing on a train?
>>34474023Thank god. I thought he had delusions about things.
I don't want a gf I just want a woman friend who would let me fuck her and cuddle with her whenever I want to but she can't do that with other men and I don't mind living under the same roof but in separate bedrooms. We can hang out and stuff.
>>34474036I don't know if it's that they're really good at it, or if it's just that everyone else is actively trying to make unattractive characters
>>34474035Long or short hair
>>34473680Women who are in a relationship, do you still masturbate? If so, why?
>>34474044short
>>34474047Yeah you're toasted
>>34474048its not that short, its more like a shaggy bowl cutim also F so im not sure why it gave me a male lookalike
>>34474048>short hair ezra millerntaFUUUUUUUUUCK
>>34474042>I just want a woman friend who would let me fuck herThis phrase makes me physically ill. No one should ever "let" anyone do anything sexual, and you shouldn't want to be with someone who "lets" you.
>>34474036Boobs
>>34474049Lmao
>>34474049hi bb
>>34474049>I'm F why did it give me a man lookalikeThat's depressing
>>34474046For women, masturbation is not a substitute for sex; it complements it. Masturbating makes women more horny, not less.
>>34474038Whats not unique about em
>>34474061The fact that they all look the same
>>34474058are you going to do one miss valky?
>>34474049So are you ugly or something? What's going on? I'm not following.
>>34474036Because most Asians, Japanese people especially, actually care about the products and services they invest their time and resources into.>>34474046Yes, because my wife isn't here all the time. Plus, its not exactly a 1:1. Masturbation isn't a replacement for sex and vice versa.
>>34474063She already did baka
>>34474064why are you asking me that? the website gave me that rating, not myself
>>34474049Also, brahhh
Look, I know it's not a competition, but the fact that facescore.me doesn't even recognise my selfie as being a face definitely makes me worse off than the rest of you.
>>34474049post hair, please OTL
>>34474066i didnt see thx, wow i brow mog her like crazy
>>34474069Send it. That means worse rating.
>>34474067NTAWell... are you?
I'm not a titcow, I'm not pretty, I don't wear clothes that scream "I'm a whore please fuck me", I'm not socially competent. Why did he choose to hit on me and not some other girl?
>>34474062You have Prosopagnosia/face blindness?
>>34474073honest answer? a little bitim not bad to look at, theres no strikingly bad features i have (besides maybe acne), but im also not nice to look at either, very very average but taking a closer look will only push me to the lower end of average.
>>34474068would
>>34474076Do you scream that shit internally, though? Are you one?
>>34474077NTA4 out of 6 of them could be quadruplets1 of them is just a pair of tits with a hatand the last one is a bird that could still be a part of the quadruplets
>>34474072>Send it. That means worse rating.Fine. The AI says:>Heavy lids and a wide-set gaze give you the look of a seasoned professor who’s heard every excuse in the book twice. That generous forehead paired with a broad nose creates a heavy-top balance that makes you look perpetually thoughtful, even when you're just deciding what to have for lunch.
>>34474051>>short hair ezra miller>nta>FUUUUUUUUUCK>>>/lgbt/
>>34474079>a little bitYou're probably fine as fuck
>>34474076I don't know how to phrase it in a nicer way, but sometimes plain women are just really fucking attractive for some reason.
>>34474083Oh shit it is possible
>>34474083Caesar...
Why is it that the incest jokes in Arrested Development are so fucking funny to me
>>34474070doesn’t posting self pics like that get you banned?>>34474085ur so clueless i love u
>>34474089Because incest is funny
I don't want to go to work today
>>34474090>self picssometimes but usually not>ur so clueless i love uSelf awareness is an attractive trait but the description of your hair has my interest piqued
>>34474065>Yes, because my wife isn't here all the time.You are letting your wife masturbate without you?That is another type of cuckoldry.Real man forbids their woman from masturbating.
Girls and boys, which color should I get? Green one or black one? (Only colors available atm)
>>34474007>BitsyWhat mice in the carpet?
>>34474090Just post it from your phone, problem solved
>>34474093its frizzy and deadi cut and style it myself so i like it but i should probably go to a hair stylist someday
>>34474096M. Green, definitely.
>>34474096Green
>>34474096Black, whats the deal wit hthe china phone
>>34474103china numba won
>>34474083I did one for charlie too
>>34474100>i cut and style it myself+2 to attractiveness, maybe not physically but definitely spiritually
>>34474046When I am in one I still do but less frequentlyIdk sometimes it's been a few days and he's at work or something
>>34474086What reason?
>>34474105>Jesus if his main hobby was reviewing energy drinksI did not write that. Lmao.
>>34474109some
>>34474106now its ur turn anonwhat is ur hairstyle like, maybe even a pic perchance?
>>34474101>>34474102okie>>34474103The software is shit, but it has a 1inch main camera sensor. Basically the same sensor size as what you would find in a dedicated pocket Sony camera. Some people made mods so you could unbloat the the phone without rooting and also unlock the full potential of the sensor. It's apparently a great phone if you optimize it. Either way, I'm using it as my primary for now, but it will become my backup once the Galaxy S27U comes out
I'm going to die alone and life is pointless without a relationship and it's because I was molested fuck this gay earth
>>34474077It's extremely generic slop and I'm not into Asians anyway
Good morning
>>34474085She's fat
>>34474096That is the ugliest shit I have ever seen
>>34474112I’m gonna decline posting a pic because it’s a new haircut and I don’t have any good photos yet but I’m rocking curly hair in a mullet right now. Here’s what the ai said about me
>>34473686Baki/CGDCT moeshit
>Mismatched intensity in your gaze gives off the vibe that you're simultaneously over this conversation and planning your next escape. Your heavy upper lids paired with those sharp, scattered moles create a signature look that people mistake for a brooding mood when you're actually just thinking.Wow fuck you too bitch Got a 74
>>34474124nta but you hit the nail on the head
>>34474122what's ugly about it
>>34474123Lmao, QT?
>>34474131I feel a certain kinship with him but no I am not him
>>34474123>curly mullet>round glassesanon u sound very cute, now im kind of nervous talking to u
>>34474109Idk, probably some subconscious shit. Completely talking out of my ass here, but maybe it has something to do with unconventional beauty. Like although this lady is an average plain Jane, you find her attractive and want to make her happy. Models and titty monsters are probably told that they're beautiful all the time so hearing yet another person say it likely doesn't matter to them all that much, but someone who's beauty is likely overlooked would really appreciate someone acknowledging their existence and complimenting them.Then again, maybe it's just that the hot people seem unattainable (relationship wise, in the case of whores).
Any foids who look like this?
>>34474133no u
>>34474132Oh wait, he doesn't have glasses, duh.*phbft*I just saw techno and was like "wayaminut"
>>34474139I'll say it again, I feel a kinship with him
>>34474140>>34474138Ur now QT2I dub thee.
I'm lost who's QT? Don't call me a newfagpls..
Would it be cringe to buy a lady a drink at a bar these days? After the bartender/server delivers it, do I just wander over if she seems to give a positive look from across the room or do I wait for her to come over if she's interested?
>>34474141I'll take it, it rolls off the tongue nicely>>34474142Our resident BPD male, you'll learn to spot his posts within a week. One of his key tells is posting vintage anime
>>34474142He massreplies with american cartoon images and often posts totally spies ones or winx club or other shoujos.
>tfw probably have a thread nickname by now
>>34474131lol nah, I actually got my hair cut very short again at the weekend (I've never had a mullet it just grows into a jewfro)>>34474140prepare for trouble, make it double...gotta go jobby interview, have a good day guiz>>34474139>I just saw technotechno gang https://voca.ro/1gokYfevC7Qr https://voca.ro/1jLLHyDTQ1XR
>>34473912I only ever hear dudes gushing about how handsome griffith is, because berserk fans are gay
>>34474148>gotta go jobby interviewBest of luck brotherman, whats the gig this time>have a good day guizYou have a better one
: ( i wish you were all my friends irl
>>34474154I can talk to people outside
>>34474143>Would it be cringe to buy a lady a drink at a bar these daysnot really but ask/offer her before buying it lolor just gib to the bartender ;p>>34474141sequal finna pop offI gotta pass on the torch of trolling>>34474144be qteetotal>>34474144I'm just adhd af>>34474147there's no escape
>>34474154You do not
>>34474156are you popular?>>34474158i do too, these threads are the closest i get to companionship, ppl would be a lot nicer to each other too if we were all face to face :D
Gender.When did she become irredeemable?
>>34474161>NorwegianShe was always irredeemable
>>34474154irl friends is scary but I'd get a pizza with you>>34474153no uthanks lol gotta stop shitposting and get back to being broductive tho>whats the gig this timeteaching assistant lol. those kids finna learn good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H3hL4DeaQw>>34474161the prince just wanted some baddie actionthe prince and the pauper ahh
>>34474160I'd probably punch a lot of the people here if we met
>>34474144>learn to spot his posts within a weekdeadass tho I'm postin less cause trying to bee more productive. I just relapsed on atoga the past couple of days kek>>34474168hot if F, gay if M
If you were a woman with big tits. Would it bother you to know that your bf’s initial attraction to you was based mostly around yoyr tits?
>>34474169>deadass tho I'm postin less cause trying to bee more productiveI have noticed that pretty much every post session of yours recently has been ending with some form of "Gotta do something" and I'm happy for you>I just relapsed on atoga the past couple of days kekSame same>teaching assistantPretty rad
>>34474091If that were true then Naruto from Rick and Morty would have been a beloved character
>>34474171lol yeah I try to only post intermittently. else my adhd loses track of the time and before I know it it's been a hour I could've been doing something elseanyway you go and do the things too bro, godspeed>Pretty radnot getting my hopes up lol but thx, it's right by my house so would be v convenient>"Gotta do something"https://youtu.be/5AW7xQ_Dxjk?si=zNXzXZtP-xRgDocF&t=72
>>34474169I'm a male most of you just aren't really that great of people
>>34474178alright mr. punchies give it your best shot then, I'll come to the function wrapped in pillows
>>34474180I don't punch girls unless they're really really annoying I don't think I'd punch you. I'd punch entj tho
>>34474181entj is a girl???why does everyone make fun of her and say shes an indian man?
>>34474182No he's a man most of the posters I'd punch here are men. I've only punched men before
>>34474184oh i thought u were implying shewas a girl im slowyou really shouldnt punch ppl tho, that hurts them
>>34474187ntaENTJ not only deserves it, he fucking needs it
>>34474187Yeah that's kinda the point. They deserve it
>>34473977No
>>34474189just cause hes indian?>>34474191what did they do to deserve it then?
>>34474158Hey, sarge.
>>34474193>just cause hes indian?lmao
>>34474193No he deserves it because he's a shitbag and I'd say he needs to be knocked down a peg or 12 but he's not up on any in the first place
Do you ever read an online post about a woman’s sexual fantasy and think that it was def wrote by a man?
>>34474198Thats what I thought CNC was at first
>>34474198MAll the time
>>34474194I'd punch Sarge too
>>34474201What for?
>>34474170Only have medium tits but I feel like my body is what draws people in initially most of the time. Most frequent compliments are ass and eyes. It doesn't bother me if they initially decide to talk to me because of my butt so long as they find other reasons to like me once they talk to me.
>>34474198Pretty much every single time yes.
>>34474204Women too?
men with speech impediments are cute
>>34474201Sarge would probably punch sarge too. So that's not a good denial.
>>34474203I don't like him he seems a little gay
>>34474204People compliment your ass? Like, before you've had sex with them?
>>34474207T-thanks
>>34474207N-n-n-n-n-n...
>>34474206I don't get hit on that often by women I couldn't say.>>34474212I mean yeah? If you've kissed a woman you can probably compliment her ass.
i was hoping for some vocs but got that instead.. sighhhmen r so clueless
Is it OK to take an antihistamine as a sleeping pill?
>>34473680no idea who wrote this image but they are wrong
>>34474229My voice is gay you don't wanna hear it
>>34474234ur right i dont like the gay accents
>>34474230Only one way to find out
>>34474235My accent is normal but my voice is grating and unpleasant
>>34474238post a voc, let me see
>>34474239What should I say
>>34474240u can’t trust me w that i'll make you say some dumb zoomer shitjust say what u want, tell me abt ur day
>>34474242>u can’t trust me w that i'll make you say some dumb zoomer shitnta but I 100% trust you with that
Why is lesbian porn so fucking hot?
>>34474246I never got the appeal
>>34474242Nvm I'm not posting this shit bruh
>>34474253its okayit is very cute how shy men can get,
>>34474246It focuses on the couple instead of revolving everything around a cock.
How delulu are you?https://realitycalc.com/https://igotstandardsbro.com/
>>34474254Do not call me thathttps://vocaroo.com/1ifDRtycALG4Here's your voca
>>34474207Men who pronounce R's as W's deserve the death sentence.
>>34474260Same with men who pronounce the TH sound as F.
>>34474259you dont sound gay at all, although a little nervous, all in all 8/10. what dont you even like about your voice?>>34474260as long as its not too obvious, i think it comes across cute.
>>34474246It isn't. Yaoishit is too disgusting. Yurishit is too sterile. Heterosex is where it's at. Here the parts fit just right.
I can't wait for when androids boyfriends are a thing. I will have my own loving bf and a cute one too that will love me and never cheat on me because I am ugly
>>34474263>8/10I'm flattered >although a little nervousYeah I've never done a vocal>what dont you even like about your voice?I guess we're our own worst critics but it's a bit too nasally and stumbly for me. I'd want it to be deeper
>>34474256>2/5 delusion score "down to earth"> only 14.3 percent chance a guy meets the criteriaWhy are all of you so fucking FAT stop it
>>34474266>I'd want it to be deepersaid every guy ever loldoes this stem from wanting a more attractive voice for the ladies or just a masculinity thing?
>>34474270Maybe both I guess, it hasn't really changed since I was a teenager so that's all I hear lol
Just for reference the odds go from 14% to 63% if all I do is uncheck "exclude obese" Like holy shit
>>34473703The latter is not a requirement for the former.And also in some sense not true.
>>34474256>Probability>According to statistical data, the probability a woman of the U.S. female population ages 18 to 37 meets your standards is 14.07%>Reality Prescription>1 out of 5 red pills>Easy to please
>>34473711>would you actually racemixWith Aliya, yes!
I’m 35 and have not had sex in 16 years, ask me anything you want about it
>>34473711>racemixI don't want children but I'd simp the everloving fuck out of your pic related.
>>344742562.6% when putting in average across the board. Incel made this one for sure
>>34474278the obvious one is why? do you have really high standards or do you just get rejected every time? how often do you try to get laid? are you open to one night stands/hookups or only accept relationship sex?
>>34473750> which love interest should I go for in Cyberpunk?There should only be one choice really. There should be no question about it. In my playthrough it was Judy.>which ending?The super secret badass ending. It requires picking the right dialogue choices with Johnny at a certain point in the game, and then not making a decision at the end when you're presented with the choice of endings. And being badass enough to actually pull it off.
>>34474281>the obvious one is why?It’s just how life worked out for me I suppose.>do you get rejected every timeI don’t try so no>how often do you try to get laidI don’t >are you open to one night stands/hookups or only accept relationship sex?No
>>34473811What even are these games?
>>34474286Okay well this didnt really explain much, you don’t even seem upset by your lack of having sex. Did you become asexual? How’s your libido?
>>34474291>you didn’t explain muchmy 20s were extremely stressful. I just did not date at all. How are you suppose to date when you’re under immense stress all the time?>you don’t seem upset I guess I’m not at this point. In my mid to late 20s tho it was tormenting. Since around age 32 I care much less. It is a combination of acceptance and I think also naturally lower testosterone levels with age. at this point, it’s been 16 years since I had sex. I had a gf once before when I was 19. But that was so long ago I barely even remember it. I am basically a virgin at this point>did you become asexualThat’s not real>libidoI don’t really masturbate if that’s what you’re asking
>>34474076Because you're cute.
>>34474280What are your "averages"?>incelIf the US census produces incel-affirming results then it seems they are more correct than you imply.
>>34473680>match with a girl like a year ago>we talk, but she unmatches me all of a sudden for no reason>match with again her like two days, we talk>only now realize it's the same girlI'm very tempted to return the favor, but it's petty
>>34474265Sounds incredibly expensive to purchase.
>>34473686Trickcal enjoyers on /vg/ can be faggots
>>34474256M, got 26%. Excluding overweight brings me down to 14%.Feels good, until I realize I'm single despite this.
>>34474304Maybe she got into a relationship at the time
>>34473680Are my standards too high?I want wifu who:>is able to discuss movies beyond "I liked it">is willing to play boardgames>isn't always on the verge of being offended
>>34474230>Is it OK to take an antihistamine as a sleeping pill?It may not work terribly well, but it probably won't do any damage.
owe 4,800.80bank account current, 8,169.79 What should I do? payment plan or full payment? I'm meeting them tomorrow morning. This is social security by the way before anyone things I'm doing something improperon one hand losing that much money all at once is gonna leave a massive hole in my ass, on the other hand I can finally get the government off my back, I've fought this in courts for years because I never recieved this money they sya I owe but got smacked down last year after a final judgement from the judge in their favor even through they admitted they couldn't prove I actually received what they said I received and I provided all fiance records from that period to show no deposit was made.The courts hate normal people
>>34474198>Do you ever read an online post about a woman’s sexual fantasy and think that it was def wrote by a man?It usually is.
>>34474256I got down to earth on both my choices what's that mean? female was 9 percent, male was 12.5 percent
Gender.Have you ever thought you've spotted an atoga regular on another board?
>>34474322It depends on the interest rate. I say pay it off though. Also invest rather than save but having six months to a year of savings is good for peace of mind.
>>34474324What's your gender and when answering for your gender are you a faggot looking for those characteristics or just checking what percentile you are on the market?
>>34474334Yes.Sometimes they are flattered that they are memorable enough to be spotted.Sometimes they are horrified that they are memorable enough to be spotted.Male.
>>34474339Different people?
I went 2 years without meeting a woman not in a relationship.Then I met this chubby chinlet asian girl.She wasn't interested.
>>34474335there's interest? shit. also what investments? I don't have money to invest in things like cpyto currency or stock market investments >>34474337Wait, did I do it wrong? I thought for the male one you're supposed to describe yourself and for the female one you're supposed to discribe yourself to see it from their prospectives
>>34474343how old are you? When you’re in your 30s most if not all women you will interact with will be married
>>34474347I was 25 at the time.
>>34474076How did he hit on you?
>>34474345The male delusion: You're a man, input your min requirements for a woman and see how many % of the population fits.The female delusion: You're a foid, input your requirements for a man and etc.If you're a man doing the female one, I'd just input your characteristics to see what percentile of the population you are. For height, do any height from minimum up to what you are.
Am I being too sensitive here, it's starting to annoy me that my only/best friend is constantly (every day) messaging me wanting to come over. This on its own would be fine, but in the messages it's always mentioned that my friend wants to come over quickly because it would give the friend motivation to go out into town, and that they feel like if they don't come over they won't be able to make themselves be productive that day and go into town to study or buy food. The friend's words not mine. I live between the town centre where everything is and the friend's apartment, but it's not a long way from the friend's place to the town centre.Idk the way these daily messages asking to come over are worded make it clear they don't want to hang out just because they want to spend time with me. But rather to help themselves with their lack of motivation to go out and do things. Several times the friend has mentioned that they didn't go outside yesterday or whatever *because* they couldn't come over to my place first.
>>34474334F. I only know I've been spotted. I don't like being seen as so predictable.
>>34474334F, yeah, multiple times.
>>34474353I don't think you're being too sensitive. >they didn't go outside yesterday or whatever *because* they couldn't come over to my place firstMad on your behalf over this bit. It's as if they're making you responsible for their wellbeing.
>>34474359Hi, JH.
>>34474334I think I saw korra on gif once, kek
average atoga moid https://youtube.com/shorts/PrDjc7I6Pkc
>>34474369which threads lmao
>>34474366Yeah I was wondering why I was being constantly annoyed by the messages asking to come over, but it's this. It's subtle but it does make me feel like I'm being "used" in a way lol. Possibly one of those situations where being too honest hurts, if the friend didn't mention this stuff I probably wouldn't mind that much that they want to come over on their way into town.
Anons are you going to help save the frogs today?
>>34474374Different sexes can't be friends without one party eventually crushing on the other.The sooner we stop having this delusion, the better.
>>34474379uhhhhh yes i always play as the frog faction is there is one available in a game.
>>34474381nta but moids here always seethe at me when i mention i don't have or try to have male friends because males always get feelings. yes, it would indeed be better if everyone just understood human biology.
>>34474367Hi. Just don't say hi when you see me on THAT board, please.
>>34474384no this is much better than trying to make male friends work and then accusing them of being pieces of shit for catching feelings
I suppose if I hadn’t been so clingy and emotional I could’ve had a casual fwb, but that wouldn’t have been possible
>>34474348Yeah it only gets worse. Every woman I interact with on a daily is married. I couldn’t tell you the last time I spoke to a woman who I knew was single. It’s been many years
>>34474388nah more typical is that the man cries and complains and gets violent with the woman lol. better to avoid them anyhow.
>>34474393I'll be going for younger girls. 18-24 is my ideal range.I'm now 26 so.
i have a date with a 10/10 tomorrow if she doesnt cancel last minuteshould I dab on her to show dominance? shes into dominant men
>>34474378I only noticed because I used to be the friend. Too wrapped up in my own pain to realize how badly I was treating my friends. You should tell them how their behavior makes you feel because there's a solid chance they haven't even noticed, and resentment will kill the friendship if they keep acting this way.
>>34474378NtaThey owe you a treat for using you like that especially if they're already going to the grocery store. If they actually liked you they would be bringing you pastries on the way home instead. Fuck that guy.
>>34474353>But rather to help themselves with their lack of motivation to go out and do things.Your unwillingness to help them help themselves does not speak very highly of you as a friend.
>>34474399Ty for your perspective, I hope just starting to say say no more often works but I'm ready to have a convo about this if it doesn't lol>>34474401Hmm I got an idea from this, next time when the friend asks I'll suggest instead that they come over after they've been into town, and not before
>>34474396and how are you meeting them?
>>34474406I do often suggest that we go out together, but I don't like how our dynamic has become rn. At first I always said yes and wanted to help, but it's been a while and I don't like feeling like I'm being used anymore. At this point I do think it would help the friend more if they genuinely learned how to become an independent person. If you're always using another person as a crutch to help you do things in your own life, it's not a good sign.
>>34474408>I'll beI.e. not meeting anyone rn.Haven't figured it out yet though.
>>34474411lol'd
>>34474409Trying this idea >>34474407 of letting them come over on the way back after the errands are done seems like a good idea to me.
>>34474411Good luck lmao. If you’re not meeting them naturally you’re wasting your time. It will fail
girlsIf your husband’s sex drive started to taper off over the years, meaning he was becoming less and less interested in sex what would you do?
>>34474412>>34474415I'll be just fine.
Why do pigeons follow me around
Why are women so leftie and unbased?
>>34474426Are you dropping breadcrumbs for them
>>34474433No
>>34474419Try to make sex more exciting to him, I guess.
>>34474419Shlick to pics of his friends
Never a frown, my golden brown
>>34473687MCalisthenics and cooking are top tier Languages and baking are upper mid tier Electronics, programming, piano are mid tierDrawing is low mid tier Not listed but something like guns would be low tier, expensive but functionally completely useless Anime/manga belongs on its own tier list along other media consumption hobbies. Not that it's necessarily bad but it's more comparable to vidya or movies or books than it is to baking or calisthenics
>>34473692Yes, M>>34473711I have no interest in building a family with someone outside of my own ethnicity but if it's just sex I'm down with pretty much any race/ethnicity if she's hot
>>34474436and if he just isn’t into it anymore?>>34474437Troll
>>34474430Last girl I went out with talked about how abortion should be state mandated as a form of eugenics
>>34474446>and if he just isn’t into it anymore?If we have a kid already, I guess I'd just handle things by myself. I already masturbate a ton, so it's not like I'd ever be unable to take care of my needs alone.
>>34474434Maybe they think you are a Disney princess
>>34474450>if we had a kid alreadyAnd what if you didn’t? You wouldn’t just keep masturbating?
>>34474394obvious horseshit
>>34474452Maybe I should make them a nice house for their nest
>>34474453We need to have sex so I can get pregnant, so he'd be obligated to leep fucking me, at least for that. Or I'd leave if he suddenly changed his mind and didn't want a kid.
>>34474455They want blue
>>34474458 A most excellent pick
>>34474457People change with time you know. Why would you divorce your husband over that, and risk never having a kid anyways if you can’t find another husband? If that happened, then you’d have nothing
>>34474465Part of what makes me so secure and happy in my relationship is my trust and understanding of my bf. He says he wants a baby, and I believe him. If he changes so drastically that he no longer wants to start a family, then I know he's not the man I fell in love with.
>>34474261working class british people btfo'd>>34474254>it is very cute how shy men can getit is not >:[>>34474256>According to statistical data, the probability a woman of the U.S. female population ages 18 to 55 meets your standards is99.9%I don't have high standards at all kek, just be nice and friendlyonly stacies hit on me IRL though
>>34474334M, yeah>>34474319if you like nerdy girls then yeah>>34474265based, I hope you get one>>34474207so all this work to speak properly was for nuttin...as soon as I start drinking though I slur like crazy
>>34474198every day here lmao>>34474230I mean if you have allergies anyway then yeah, I also take before bedbut there are better things you can take for insomnia I assume..>>34474397lolbut no just bee yourself>>34474379where the frogs @
>>34474181>I don't punch girls unless they're really really annoying I don't think I'd punch youare you calling me a girl>I'd punch entj tho"don't be mean doo not redeeeeeeem">>34474153the interview went good lol, the gals were really nice, just depends who else they interview I guessgoing out in an hour to play these board gameswuu2 today faggothave a good one>>34474426you got any food on ya>>34474430>Why are women so leftieI grew up in a very conservative religious white area. trust me a lot of women are not at all lol
>>34474466It’s no different than how a woman could be super into sex in the beginning of the relationship. But after years go on, and with natural aging she just isn’t into it anymore. People change. It wouldn’t be her fault, it’s just normal
Smut-loving foids, what are the cringiest ways you've seen authors refer to a penis and vagina?E.g. meat-spear, love-canal, etc.
>>34474392mood and same but prolly for the best desu>>34474353yeah honestly your mate needs to get a grip and stop using you for emotional support lol. maybe it's just my introversion speaking but hanging out with a friend every single day is absurd to me, you need your space/boundaries too
Name a more beautiful pairing than incel/avoidant male x BPD female
>>34474322tl;dr if you can afford to just pay it off, do thatif the interest isn't too bad though (and you have the prospect of earning/saving more money) then just suck up the repayments with interest for now
Trans transhumanists: >what if I had red hair and dog ears :3Straight transhumanists: >I've been bonesmashing and slamming a heavy stack of BCP-157 and TB-500 with smaller doses of Pinealon and my regular GHK-Cu per day. My leg lengthening surgery is scheduled for next month. Ascension is imminent!!!
>>34474466Something doesn't add up. What kind of porn was there in 1997-1998 that made you horny enough to want to lose your virginity and seduce him? Were they just retro films?
>>34474481That's just a murder-suicide story in the waiting.
4channers are notoriously single, and their advice is always to beeeee yourselfso should I do the opposite? be the ideal partner for a girl?
>>34474490Being myself is how I get girls
>>34474493okay thanks for your stellar advice chadnext thing youre gonna tell me the trick to getting ONS is looking a woman in the eyes for 2 seconds
>>34474488Like I said, beautiful... There's nothing more romantic than being stabbed by a girl and bleeding out while she cries hysterically over you
>>34474494ONS are soul crushing
>>34474490if you're happy to live a life of lies and deception just for poontang, go for it>>34474493we got a norm over here>>34474488let's get our pilot licenses>>34474481>Name a more beautiful pairing than incel/avoidant male x BPD femalebipolar male x BPD female
>>34474481>BPD>Incel>Avoidantgod most of you are just another breed of normalfaggot
>>34474490I'm married. My advice is be yourself while working on yourself. Our personalities are not fixed, we can change parts of how we think and act. Being completely fake will not work long term. But if your natural self currently is a nervous insecure mess, then maybe deal with that first
>>34474481ASPD x BPD
>Romantic movie that makes women cry>Look inside>Infidelity>Romantic movie that makes women squirt >Look inside>Quasi-beastiality
>>34473687rating/ranking hobbies is retarded, though creating stuff is cooler than just consoooming>>34473686left is the heavy death metal sceneright is the sonic the hedgehog fandom
>>34473704based furfagyou should play Super Lucky's Tale and watch Brandy & Mr. Whiskers>>34473732rip, maybe take some lactolase and get some lactose free milk next time>>34473753>Fuuuuuuck dude I’m TIRED of having to talk to these womenno one is forcing you lol
Just want to tell you that wven if you did have an above average penis you would still be a loser. Because if not for that it would be something else like height. Nothing is wrong with you physically you're just mentally weak
>>34474481Me x >her
>>34474497I know a girl who says ONS are empowering
>>34474511My penis is big and I'm 183 cm, I'm just afraid of sex.
>>34474500TrvkeFunniest normalfag thing is how they all have depression and anxiety because their therapist told them they have that. Real messed up people know they can't tell anyone anything
>>34474516Sounds like you are working with fallacious logic
>>34474516Different strokes. Everyone I talked to in a vulnerable setting says they’re destructive, but some people want to be destroyed
>>34473914what in the clanker is this sitemaybe you should play some bass in the library>>34473956>will always probably be Lumbasedfor me from UY it's Sakura and Benten>>34474016>bruno marsplay us a song
>>34474517Sex is very stressful for people who have social anxiety. For normies it’s great. But if you have social anxiety you’ll be an anxious wreck the whole time and find no enjoyment. I have bad social anxiety, I tried sex before and it was highly stressful. I did not enjoy it at all
>>34473822>>34473815>>34473784>>34473791>looking for long term>still fucksee? this shit blackpills me. women insist on here tellung me theyre after long term relationships and dont do casual sex but some anon comes and talks about fucking girls who are "after long term" relationships and stuff.im lucky im going out with three girls these next weeks otherwise id be very sad.
>>34474534NTA but same
>>34474534glad now that I never tried kek>>34474535most people are just more happy go lucky desu and won't turn down casual sex opportunities while still looking for something long term, unless they have strict views about it or whatever
>>34474540>most people are just more happy go lucky desu and won't turn down casual sex opportunities while still looking for something long term, unless they have strict views about it or whatevertrue. im looking for that tbqhdesu. Still, weird that women on here and in general deny it so much
>>34474534I don't have social anxiety, the only woman I've been with told me my dick game was terrible and it Hiroshima'd my ego.
>>34474476And like I said, that's fine. But he better have knocked me up before he gets bored of sex.
>>34474534>Sex is very stressful for people who have social anxiety. That's retarded, it doesn't work like that
>>34474542Why did she say this? Was she very experienced
>>34474534You need to find a foid who would give you more chances in bed to get comfortable. But this is next to impossible as an adult man in 2026. You're better off fucking hookers until your anxiety goes away.
>>34474546Yes it does retard. Do you not understand what social anxiety is?>hookersRight, and destroy any morals as well.
>>34474026bro almost scoremogged us>>34474048>ezra millerwait til you hear about what this nigga has done IRL>>34474092mood but gl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhYWNPzBuiM
>>34474419Nothing, libido is supposed to go down once you grow out of breeding age. It would concern and disturb me deeply if he stayed a coomer past age 40.
>>34474547No, she wasn't, she just hated fucking me because I can't last, and her exasperation gave me additional performance anxiety that compounded it.
>>34474549No it doesn't, as a person with social anxiety having sex is literally easier than talking to people. It's just kissing and dick in a hole of your choosing, far far easier than talking to a stranger
>>34474534desu I'm proud of you for having sexo despite having social anxiety kekI don't think I could ever let my guard down that much around someone
>>34474554out of curiosity how did you get to a position to have sex in the first place if you have crippling social anxiety
>>34474555I forced myself to do it because people told me bs like this>>34474554 and said that having sex would be natural and “fix” me. All it did was stress me out and make me avoid having it ever again
talked with the psychiatrist yesterday. i was very angry and sad about all that shit i talked the other days with you all. tbqh i wasnt taking the meds and im going to do it now, plus she will contact some conductual therapy therapists.
>>34474556Mostly by paying, otherwise girl takes initiative but mostly by paying
>>34474560lmao that’s embarrassing
>>34473691M, Will's mom from W.I.T.C.H. could get it anytime anywherein terms of 3D rn it's Claire Keim. she's in her 50s but hot aff
>>34474560>Mostly by payingok that's fair enough kek>>34474558>i wasnt taking the meds and im going to do it now, plus she will contact some conductual therapy therapists.that sounds positive dude, godspeed>>34474557well at least you know you're capable of getting to that positionhopefully you can get more comfortable with someone somedayiktf though just the thought of being that vulnerable with someone is terrifying
>>34474561That's life, some people have to pay to play
speaking of social anxietygoing to meet this gal in a bitshould I just rawdog it, or should I have a beer or two on the way (getting the train)I was lowkey hammered last time we hung out so won't have as much, but I also don't want to be a total bore
>>34474564>well at least you know you're capable of getting to that positionIt wasn’t natural. I had to really force myself to do it, I only did it because peer pressure told me it would be amazing and fix my anxiety. That was a lie>hopefully you can get more comfortable with someone somedayWon’t happen. I had the sex when I was 20 years old. I’m 29 now. Have not touched a woman since. It definitely would NOT be easier to start now at this age and after such a big gap. It’s over>iktf though just the thought of being that vulnerable with someone is terrifyingIt was. Being naked with a woman right on me, her mouth on me and being touched on my cock really stresses me the fuck out. My heart felt like it was going to explode from how fast it was beating. I was extremely uncomfortable and felt dizzy from the stress level. I felt disgusting afterward having her fluids on me. I went into the shower for more than an hour
>>34474571A cheeky pint never hurt anyone
>>34474563She looks 19. How the fuck am I supposed to believe that she is the mother of a teenage girl?
Vodka means water in Russian
>>34474534As someone with social anxiety, You have to do it with someone you love. I can’t even kiss someone I don’t like without feeling like I’m going to vomit. Sex was out of the question unless I felt complete trust and calm with that person
>>34474583NtaI disagree. You have to have sex without emotions, forgo stuff like kissing and cuddling. Make it transactional as possible, that makes it easier to go down
>>34474582Water means water in english
>>34474581>How the fuck am I supposed to believe that she is the mother of a teenage girl?the power of animation19 is as bit of a stretch lol, I'd say she looks in her 20s>>34474585>forgo stuff like kissing and cuddling. Make it transactional as possibleI think this is better advice kek>>34474583>You have to do it with someone you love and trust>>34474579ok I'll grab a couple but no more lolit's like an hour's trip to this place so hopefully I'll be buzzed but not smashed when I get there
Why are women so anti-nuclear energy?
>>34474590I assume it has a lot to do with people's professional background. People with a literature degree for example probably don't know anything about nuclear energy other than "Chernobyl bad".
>>34474590You seen enough documentaries to know it’s a bad idea
>>34474590Women are CHAD and OILPILLED.Sissy gen z "males" want to split the atom because they want to project their insecurities about their parents "splitting up".
>>34474585That will make him feel more shit. It won't work unless he's already psychopath without feelings. You're supposed to have feelings in sex, the most intimate act you can experience on Earth.I cuddled and kissed the last escort before we fucked and then we went on a cute date afterwards because she asked me out and we held hands while walking together.
>>34474600Chernobyl, Fukushima, Windscale Fire, Enrico Fermi, Three Mile Island. I’m sure there are more.
>>34474607Three mile was a literal nothingburger.
Fucking the text man for texts
>>34473914>Drooping lids combined with the heavy sweep of your hair create the immediate impression of someone who is perpetually five minutes into a deep, philosophical daydream.>Your intense, focused gaze clashes with an almost youthful softness in your cheeks, making people unsure if you're about to solve a complex equation or nap.Sure.
>>34474605>I cuddled and kissed the last escort before we fuckedDisgusting
>>34474590Girls aren't beating the dummy accusations today...
>>34474608It wasn’t.
>>34474582More accurately it a diminutive form of voda (water). So you could say it means the small water.Interestingly, as I just just learned from this small rabbit hole, the word whiskey in english has etymological roots meaning water of life.
>>34474607Chernoybl was the only one of those that actually caused general health issuesJapan is actively inviting people back to the Fukushima exclusion zoneAnd the others aren't worth mentioning Not to mention that coal and oil plants are much more dangerous, since they fucking cause global warming
>>34474616Average dose received by people within 10 miles was 8 millirem, equivalent to a chest x-ray. Maximum was 100 millirem, 1/3 the background radiation. The maximum allowed for a nuclear worker per annum is 5 rem.Zero reported extra cancer deaths caused by radiation from the accident.
I miss the taste of her pussy
>>34474616Dumbass.
>>34474625Yummy urine and mucus.
>>34474627Real
>>34474621But that fish on The Simpsons had three eyes :o
>>34473691allenby from G gundam
>>34474614Not on the lips. It was mostly neck kisses.
>>34474633>>34473691For me. Amy Wong.DESU I think this is the reason why I have such a strong attraction toward Asian girls. I think watching Futurama so much when I was a kid instilled an attraction for Asians.
Saleslady had a cute voice on the phone so I gave her glowing remarks on the customer survey
>>34474637I always take those surveys and give em good reviews because I’ve worked in a call center before and hated it. You’re always helping them when you do that
>>34474639:]
I won't eat anything today
>>34474643This post gave me a headache.
>>34474644why?
>>>34470074my therapist told me that I should check the study group of this study. couldn't find it on the site. Whats up with that? Is it a good study or just more pseudoscience?
>>34474645Not eating gives me headaches. Hearing about someone else starving themselves give me sympathetic headache by association.
>>34474649As if men ever settled for less than quality women. Spinsters have existed since the dawn of time, men are just now experiencing that fate and are shocked and appalled they don’t get to rape some lady like Grandpa did
>>34474658I don't rape like my grandpa did because I change with the times. Now I stare-rape and thought-rape women.
>>34473687F>anime/manga>languages>piano>electronics>cooking>baking>programming>drawing>carpentry>calisthenics
>>34474658I have to go an extra generation back to reach the insane rapists in my family tree, thankfully.
why do I exist?
>>34474661Good job
State genderWhat are your best insomnia cures?
>>34473687Anime manga isn’t a hobby, it’s a character flaw at best and a sign/symptom of a diseased mind at worst.
>>34474669MGuided meditation asmr
Sitting your ass down and drooling watching anything isn’t a hobby. God I fucking hate television and movies
>>34473687M>drawing>piano>languages>cooking>baking>carpentry>electronics>calisthenics>anime/manga>programming
>>34473686>>34474506Tru
I’ve been waking up in the middle of the night again
>>34474669Listening to you talk
>>34474674I had these guys in my top 8 on myspace
Literally decided yesterday I’m not racist anymore and then one hour into my day today a black woman tried starting a fight with me over nothing. I see your signs universe, I will never stop
>>34474667That’s for you to decide.
>>34473686The Animal Crossing fanbase is batshit insane and I have no idea why.
>>34474669FStrict sleep hygiene routine
>>34474678Top 8 of what? Why 8?
>>34474656Maybe work out and you can redistribute your weight differently to be healthier? Try eating more veggies and protiens instead of carbs. I knew a guy who used to fill up on water before a meal to help him not overconsume.
>>34474684I wish those games didn’t become what they did. I think it worked best when you were just some broke guy moving into town instead of being the king of an island or whateverThe villagers are also more tame and have much less to say than they did previously. Grumble grumble
>>34474669f, going on a multiple months long seaside vacation
>>34474688MySpace had this feature where you could list eight of your friends on your profile as your “top eight”[adult swim] made profiles for the members of Dethklok, and I added them
>>34472667Is this true?
>>34474704yes
>>34474590>>34474602I would be curious to learn more about this subject, but it would probably be incomprehensable for most. Sounds dangerous, none the less.
>>34474705Can’t say I ever would have guessed that
>>34474658Im asking if the study is good or not, not some gender forum war, lady.also ive been told countless times by women thatr women settle for any kind of man all the time and ugly men have partners all the time
>>34474039she loves her station
>>34474708it has been posted countless times here, maybe you don't lurk enoughkeep in mind that it tastes like unseasones avocado
Done with the lies, done with the loss
girlsExplain this to me. On Friday, I went out with a few colleagues. Ended up going back to the apartment of a female colleague. This was not the plan, she insisted. She ended up sucking my cock (swallowed) and kept going for a while. I tried to go to her pussy but she stopped me and said she was on her period and whispered in my ear “next time”. It was all really hot, she initiated it all on her own. When I left she was smiling and said how fun it all was. Today I saw her at work, and I asked her if she wants to meet up this weekend to pick up where we left off and she acted like she didn’t know what I was talking about. I let it go, and texted her a few hours ago asking and she just replied “what are you talking about?”.Why would she do all of that with me, all on her own. And then pretend that I’m making it up? I didn’t ask for a bj. She did that, all self initiated. She swallowed my cum, she kept going. I didn’t force her to do that.
>>34474712I’d hate to know what lurking enough looks like! I spend a lot of time here already. Just managed to miss that one
>>34473687>>34474673Man you lot really hate programmers.
>>34474716Not really, but I’m not attracted to them.
>>34474716I'm neither of those anons, and while I didn't put it on the bottom, I didn't rank programming too high either. My main issue with programming is that programmer nerds are terrible at making programming sound fun and engaging. I'd like to learn programming for web and game design, but it's so tedious. And then when I talk to programmer nerds about it, they always go "Yeah it's boring and sucks, get used to it" and it just sucks out any interest I could have in learning programming.
I saw my work crush today. We just said hey to each other but she didn't come to my section to talk more like our first time meeting each other. Is it over? Should I ignore her next time?
>>34474722>Even atoggers aren't attracted to programmers.Welp, time to kill myself.>>34474723You have to enjoy the problem solving process. Now you may be able to whip it together with AI, which I am currently doing because I am rewriting some old, shit code through Gemini. There's not much to be done to make it entertaining though. It's like writing a book, fun to imagine, boring to do.
>>34474558It is good to understand what internal conflicts there maybe, as it can create a path for how you can overcome or achieve success in building a loving and healthy relationship with yourself and others. Acknowledging the issues that could often effect others can help create solutions. It isn't greedy to understand there is a universal lack of faith while still letting your heart of hearts guide you.
>>34474714sheesh, just let her be, she'll hit you up when she feels like sucking your cock again, no need to get demanding and greedy
>>34474728>It's like writing a book, fun to imagine, boring to do.See, I do creative writing as a hobby, and while creative writing can be frustrating, it's not boring to me, because I know that despite the frustrations, I'll eventually get the story I'm thinking of figured out. I don't really get that with programming.
Why am I so obsessed with Makima? No other fictional character has had this effect on me
>>34474733Same thing though, I know that if I overcome all the hurdles I will have a clean, nice program that I know the inner workings of and that I feel proud of.I did creative writing for a time and it frustrated me because I spent 3 months and then I had a shit draft full of plot holes.
>>34474731Why does she have to be rude tho?
>>34474728>Welp, time to kill myself.Ah, come on. I’m a man if that changes anything.It’s not like I would find a woman being a programmer a strong turn off or anything. It’s just the least attractive hobby on that list to me.
>>34474734L’autisme
>>34474739because you bring private shit to work and made it awkward, from her POV you're the one that's being rude and doing a huge vaux pas
Girls, why do you hate sports?
>>34474746it robs my peace
https://youtu.be/OUVQY74OkUoMoidsWhy are you running?
>>34474744I agree with this anon. She probably doesn't want anyone walking in and hearing that. She responded to your text like that because you wouldn't let it go.
>>34474511Chat, you guys are literally my only friends and I have grown closer to you than most of my actually family so yes.. I am a total, extreme loser who second guesses everything I do and say. Just wanted to remind you that I suck. Is it worth it to try and be a better person, everyday that I wake up? Is it possible for me to spread kindness, love and appreciation like the flu?
>>34474744>>34474752There was nobody around. I’m not retarded and going to say that infront of everyone
>>34474697Ah, sorry, I was born in 1997, a bit late
I want to date a BPD girlI want to be abused by a BPD girlI want to be loved by a BPD girlI want to kiss a BPD girlI want to fuck a BPD girlI want to fix a BPD girlI want to marry a BPD girlI want to bleed out next to a BPD wife
>>34474754Sure, but please don’t call us chat
>>34474755you still mix up private her and work her and ofc she's going to be annoyed by thatbasically you ruined your chance to regularly getting your dick sucked by being so damn thirsty
>>34474760I doubt he ruined it, but he did probably postpone it by a week
>>34474757Is that the latinx chick from GTA 6? Why would I want to play as a brown woman?
>>34474762Play as the ytoid clapping the spic cheeks.
>>34474757I think you have a very skewed idea of what it's like to date a BPD person
>>34474762The average person who buys that game will jack off to her.
>>34474757Your canon event is coming soonIt’s a terrible experience btw
>>34474761I think he ruined it because now that she knows he's desperate for more, she'll be wary of giving him more since he lifted the lid and let her see the bottomless pit that is his sexual dry spell
>>34474764>>34474766He has no idea what he’s asking for.>I want someone to completely break my spirit over the course of a few years>I want to spend at least a full year putting myself back together after I dump her
>>34474762Yea>>34474764I do, I romanticize mental illness a lot>>34474766God I wish, don't threaten me with good time
>>34474767I think you’re right about how she thinks of him, but she’s obviously desperate as well
>date with slightly crazy green haired girl who wants a marriage and 3 kids tomorrowif it goes well ill probably get laid right away, since shes talked about all her kinks and whatnotbut chances are the moment she sees me in person shes like hell noany tips?>bee urselfi already am, dont worry about it
>>34474734because you have shit taste in anime/manga
>>34474760If she is slutty enough to lure him to her apartment to ravage his cock with her mouth like that. She is desperate too
>>34474772desu her coming on so strong sounds more like she wanted to create this exact dynamic of giving him a taste and then letting him hang outside to dry, knowing exactly that he'll be thinking about this evening for a long time and hoping she'll do it again the fact she only wanted to suck his dick and not having him touch or pleasure her at all supports that theory since touching takes less intimacy than being touched, she wanted to get him hooked without giving much of herself at all, many such cases
>>34474780Evil!
>>34474780according to the OP, she told him she was on her period which is why she didn’t want to be touched.
>>34474777Ch-ch-checkem
>>34474083>That generous forehead
>>34474669MHonestly, and I hate to admit it, but this >>34474686. I'm shit at sticking to it though.
>>34474769It’s not a good time, there’s nothing good about it, it’s like being on a roller coaster that you know will fall apart any second and even the enjoyable moments are tinged with a fierce anxiety that’ll ruin everything else. If you want self destruction and entertainment, go out clubbing
>>34474780>desu her coming on so strong sounds more like she wanted to create this exact dynamic of giving him a taste and then letting him hang outside to dryIs that suppose to be a win against him or some kind of swipe? Because if anything he won, she sucked his cock and swallowed his load lmao. If anything; it just makes her look like a slut
>>34474784yeah, so? manipulative people lie all the time, do you think she'd tell him "actually, I don't want you to touch me because you give me the ick and thinking about your hands or mouth on my body makes my skin crawl, I'm just doing this to increase my power over you"?
>>34474672Anything you choose to routinely spend your leisure time on is a hobby.
>>34474790no? I'm just coming up with a logical explanation for her behavior, they both got the shit end of the stick and it doesn't reflect well on them but thats the default when it comes to casual sex
>>34474792I wonder how much time anon spends on 4chan.
>>34474690Thanks. But I don't see what this has to do with my post.
women should implement a punch card systemif youve been on several good dates and been nice to women the next one owes you a sex
>>34474791>im going to swallow all your cum and keep sucking to drain your balls completely as a punishment!>I'm just doing this to increase my power over you! Because I DONT like you! You’re gross!!Girl logic is so fucking retarded Top Kek
>>34474789I'm too introvert and golden retriever type to go clubbing, I'd rather date a BPD chick to fuck around and find out. Honestly how do I even seek one out without coming off scummy/predatory?
>>34474293>I had a gf once before when I was 19Then no one gives a shit
>>34474768I think he does expect that but I think he thinks this will happen as a result of her getting obsessed with him and being insanely possessive. Little does he know that the suffering will be feeling unloved, unwanted, undesired, never good enough and like he can never trust his own feelings ever again. This will be entertaining to watch.
>>34474795Too much.
>>34474802>Little does he know that the suffering will be feeling unloved, unwanted, undesired, never good enough and like he can never trust his own feelings ever again.Yup. If anon has any friends, this comes almost immediately after she cuts him off from them.
>>34474590I really doubt the vast majority of women even have the intelligence to go to heaven or hell let alone make a properly informed decision on something
>>34474799You’re definitely not a golden retriever type since you didn’t put “I want to fix her” or “I want her to shine the brightest through me” or something like that. As a BPD attractor, you basically have to fill them with their emotional need for safety and love. You sound too self centred for that.>how to seekYou’re looking for manic pixie dream girls, and for that you have to be somewhat confident in yourself and engaging, but with an incomplete edge they can latch onto and build from It’s an awful thing, btw. These people are hurting and feeding into their wounds is the worst thing you can do
>>34474022>her face when you confess to her
>>34474798Yep, making someone feel desired just to turn around and make them feel unwanted is a powerful method to drive people crazy trying to make sense of the hot and cold treatment, trying to figure out what they did wrong or could do better to gain her favor again. She'll live in his head rent free until the day someone manages to live even more rent free there, thats how you gain power over someone, you make them obsess over trying to figure out what your deal is. She'll probably throw him tiny morsels every now and then to keep him on his toes and guessing, a bit of flirting there, a bit of drunk groping at christmas dinner and the machine is running smoothly in her favor.
I only have one thing in my life that’s keeping me alive
>>34474797Foids should have their body counts on their forehead. Like a hologram.
>>34474810What that is
>>34474809Are you stupid? It’s not like she has just been flirting with him to lead him on with 0 intention. She swallowed his sperm.You’re mentally ill. The entire 2nd half of your post just proves that. Go back to your disgusting smut novels
>>34474806>You’re definitely not a golden retriever type since you didn’t put “I want to fix her” or “I want her to shine the brightest through me”I did do that actually, thanks for the tips anon
>>34474811>TFW this happens and anon has to deal with the fact that most women aren't sluts
>>34474803The funny thing is that he thinks she'll "cut him off" by forbidding him to spend time with them because she wants him all to herself and is sooo jealous but in reality she'll sour the friendships by pointing put that they all take advantage of him and are never there for him nor give a single shit about him and his friendships will never recover again from the fallout of him "confronting" them, leaving him single, friendless and with no coherent sense of self left.
>>34474811Red Dwarf reference? In 2026?
>>34474816Let's wait and see how it turns out. I'm pretty confident in my predictions.
>>34474820Did we all date the same woman? Lol
>>34474820Bit of a self report don’t you think
>>34474819Wishful thinking. I think the quiet bitches will have the highest number.
>>34474823Mentally ill people are all the same deep down, so yes.
>>34474036>>34474065>>34474043They're literally not allowed to. The artist will make a cute black girl and she'll come back bald or with a short fro and aged up to look like my grandmother. This guy finally got to make a uniquely beautiful black character in Highguard, but that unfortunately flopped.
>>34474825I mean hey, if you want to be delusional to justify seething at women, that's your right.
>>34474822Seek help
>>34474824The thing is that she's probably not even wrong because people that date BPD people also tend to have friends that are mentally ill assholes, the friendships only worked because of not taking too close of a look and staying blissfully ignorant.
>>34474827The state of the games industry is so depressing now. Worse than Hollywood, and it got there in a fraction of the time
>>34474816You're the stupid one. That anon is right. After you suck someone's dick, why would you pretend that never happened? She clearly has issues.
>>34474820What are you replying to
>>34474830Well, she is the most intelligent woman you’ll ever meet
>>34474762To make her a complete BWC whore like JH
>>34474833Anon is just mad his larp didn't get the reactions he was hoping for. Namely people calling him a liar, asking if he's chad, piling on her to call her a disgusting whore etc. But it's nice bait, gotta give him that, not badly crafted.
>>34474833She doesn’t have power over him. Now, he can go tell his colleagues about this insanely awesome bj she did to him.
>>34474831>and it got there in a fraction of the time
>>34474802Many of us feel this way already. We suffer in silence becsuse speaking about it only means screaming into the void; which is depressing and does no one any good. Growing hoarse from repeated cries for help is sad. Now I need honey to soothe my throat.
>>34474841I know. Sucks!I think the arts will be better again in the future, at least. I think the 40s are going to be very interesting in that regard.
>got a full night's rest>feeling extra motivated>optimism recently restoredYep, it's time for me to ask her out.
I wish my imaginary gf was real :(
>>34474847I think there's still good games, it's just not coming from the AAA's anymore. Just watching all of the companies of my childhood commit mass suicide before my very eyes was unexpected.
WomenWhat are your honest thoughts on cuckoldry? Is it gross?
>>34474856It's funny how some people make such a huge deal out of it. Life's really not that serious.
>>34474856FNot a fan, but I find it to be a red flag if a guy is overly paranoid and obsessed with cuckoldry.
>>34474856Moids seriously need to stop watching porn
>>34474857I think I gave up on mainstream games right about when Neil Druckmann said something to the effect that they “don’t use the word ‘fun’” at Naughty DogIf it’s not fun or beautiful then what’s the fucking point
>>34474856Younger men seem to be obsessed with it for some reason.
>>34474858>It's funny how some people make such a huge deal out of itWhat do you mean by that?
>>34474865It seems like many obsessive over it by being too deep into making it their whole personality, being knee deep into the whole fetish aspect or they are paranoid af about everything making them a cuck, I wish people could just act normal about a topic for once.
>>34474819It would work both ways. They'd see women who present themselves sexually with low body counts and then a bunch of cute, innocent looking women with trir digits.
>>34474867>I wish people could just act normal about a topic for onceYou can still get that irl, thankfully. The internet is just full of insane people who like the sounds of their own voices
>>34474870True
>>34474864Stranger and stranger porn has become more mainstream over the last 20 years, and those guys grew up with unsupervised internet access as small children.
>>34474535Some look for both. Some don't know what they want and default to long term because showing an interest in the short term relationships fills their inbox with truck shipments from the local deformed sausage factory
I'm very sleepy today :(
>>34474874Same. The freakin sun won’t come out
She hurt my heart with her beauty
>>34474875I wish the sun died, it hurts my eyes every time I go outside >:(
>>34474856Not for me, but I'm not going to judge someone for their kinks as long as it's consensual and they keep it to themselves.
>>34473691MI have never had a 2d crushDo you niggers even know what a crush is
>>34474874Slept 5 hours last night. Currently destroying myself at the gym so I can sleep like a baby.
>>34474883Well tell us about your 3d crush
She blinded me with science
>>34473859Based on that assumption you're literal gold in a shit mine. The only question is what's the catch here?
IT ALL COMESTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOOOOOOWN
Her eyes mirrored mine, the bitch
How I sleep knowing all men will burn in hell for all eternity
>>34474893What did the last man that upset you do to you?
>>34474893what did I do?
All bad things must come to an end
>>34474893My friend Jesus Christ said that those who would close the gates of heaven in the faces of others only lock themselves out :)
>>34474886I guess technically my old coworker from the store i used to work at. Although I haven't talked to her in about a year since I quit. So I guess its a former crush atp. Although ifk if its a crush she was basically the only girl I ever talked to. Never did get her number, oh well maybe next life
>>34474893>no imageFoid failure
menwould you mind if your gf/potential wife was slightly older than you?like 2-3 years older?
>>34474904Sure. Id still probably look older than her though (fat and balding)
>>34474899I’m at peace with my eternal damnation, but it seems the men don’t know where they’re going
>>34474904I wouldn't care at all if she was the right one for me.
>>34474904Not at all. I’d be comfortable with anyone within five years of my own age, I think. I’m 30.
>>34474904Yes.But then again I am monstrously insecure.
>>34474863>Neil Druckmann said something to the effect that they “don’t use the word ‘fun’” at Naughty DogHad to look that up. I think the vision he was going for could broadly be categorized under beauty, if you allow for emotional engagement to be beautiful.
>>34474907I don't think a just god would send anyone to hell. I'm not a churchgoing Christian but the thing that always resonated the most with me about Christianity was forgiveness.
>>34474904No.
>>34474911I thought the Last of Us games did a pretty poor job in that regard, personally. Pretty run of the mill “sad dad” games that can’t hold a candle to books or films that deal with similar subject matter.So, in light of that, I found his insistence that the games aren’t supposed to be fun to be particularly stupid and pretentious.
>>34474904Nope. My ideal wife is around my age older or younger does not matter.
>>34474907This.Pisses me off when I go to church and I'm told I'll go to heaven as long as "I'm kind and tolerant".I came to your house as an imposter. Tell me I will burn.
>>34474907>I’m at peace with my eternal damnation,This must be the most delulu statements I have ever seen posted here.
>>34474706>it would probably be incomprehensable for most. Sounds dangerous, none the less.That's the problemYou hear some of the issues and think it's too dangerous even though the dangers have been accounted for in the design
>>34474919This post isn't making sense.
>>34474913I’m a Christian and agree with the notion that only a petulant god would send someone to hell for wearing the wrong fabric or masturbating too much, but I don’t agree that a just god wouldn’t exclude anyone from heaven.There are some people who know exactly what they’re doing and neither want nor deserve forgiveness or salvation.Considering judgement and salvation are very much canonical concepts in Christianity, I wouldn’t really be espousing Christian theology if I believed that every person was bound for heaven regardless of their character.
>>34474930Why?
>>34474927Right? Makes about as much sense as not wanting to ever ride in a car because of what goes on inside an internal combustion engine.
My stomach is doing something awful. I’ve had a lot of fiber, why won’t it stop?
>>34474935It seems to be composed of three separate non sequitur sentences.
>>34474913Read The Great Divorce by CS Lewis.I think a lot of teachings have sorta distorted this message by focusing hell being fire and brimstoneThat's more metaphorical than anything else"Hell" is more about a separation ones give from us and God that we put on ourselves
>>34474940because you had a lot of fiber, dumbass
>>34474940Fiber can literally clog up your digestive system.
>>34474945What’s the opposite of fiber
>>34474950water
>>34474950Fluoroantimonic acidIt'll clear your gut right up
>>34474954How horrifying.
>>34474076>>34474109Look up the "girl next door" archetype. Not every man's dream girl is a stacy
>>34474950I think a lot about how my granddad laughed at me once when I ordered sparkling mineral water at a restaurant and said>that’ll go through you quicker’n shit through a gooseSo I guess drink some sparkling mineral water
>>34474962the girl next door archetype is suburban stacy you dumbfuck
>>34474962>stacy but with brown hair and glasses
>>34474076Probably because he thought you were pretty. You sound like my type too.
I wish women took out all their frustrations on me and my ass
>>34474962Not a stacy, not at all
Why are there women that want to be men?
My girl next door had dirty blonde hair, braces, pimples and was a little chubby.
>>34474975penis envy
>>34474975Not for the same reason that men want to be women
>>34474975If we're talking about FtMs, it's generally a mix of autism and having been a victim of sexual abuse.
>>34474962>Look up the "girl next door" archetype.First image from google. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, but I don't think it's working.
>>34474986It's just the "I love average women" spammer trying a new method. Ignore.
>>34474590I don't think women as a whole know much about how nuclear physics actually work. They do however know more about the disasters related to it.
Women. How big does my dick have to be to reach your belly and destroy your insides?
one time in school I got a note that said, I love you anon (my name obviously) I never figured out who wrote that
>the "average women" spammer is sara
>>34474991At least one centimeter>>34474988Personally I am a fan of molten salt reactors
>>34474992If you're a foid and that happened in 6th grade it was me.
>>34474972Jamie, pull up the average height of male protagonists in media targeting women.
>>34474994Bad and freaky
>>34474992one time in school I got a phone call from a girl who called only to say that she didn't like me
>>34474904There's a whole category of men out there who like women who are older than them. Not as mainstream as the other way around, but they're still out there. Personally I don't care if she's a few years older than me as long as we can still relate to each other.
>>34474386Fair
>>34474992i did that to a boy when i was like 8 and saw his reaction, he said something like eww after reading the note in front of everyone. i've never made the first move on a guy since then lol.
>>34474965>>34474966>>34474972>>34474986Alright well that wasn't the image I conjured up when thinking of it, nevermind
Could women date a dungeon master?
>>34475000nta>Fuck, I got called out on not being so open minded on my taste in women, time to screech about MUH CHAD
>>34474999no I'm a moid>>34475002ouch, sorry about that anon>>34475008men like that ruin everything for the rest of us
>>34475013
I just took a shower 30 minutes ago and somehow have precum leaking, I don't remember getting horny. Has it happened to other moids?
>>34475015Seems like we're either both equally shallow, or using media to prove a point is retarded.
>>34475019No because I don’t have a weak prostate
>>34475020Nah it's more like when men whine about women only going after MUH CHAD, it's always projection on their part.
>>34475017>men like that>men>8 year old boyWhat did he mean by that?
>>34475019I cuddled with a girl for the first time in 5 years (we watched a movie together) and leaked so much fucking precum. I was genuinely shocked when I went to the bathroom and saw my dick. Probably like two teaspoons of pre soaking my penis and underwear.Weird you'd leak precum without anything going on though.
>>34475014Only if he will do erotic 1 player oneshots with me
I met this really nice guy during my internship but I've got less than a month left there and we barely got to know each other. Idk I think it'll be weird if I try to stay in touch with him now, should I just move on?
>>34475031If you can tolerate at least one NPC having a boner joke for a name, sure
>>34475033>we barely got to know each other>I've got less than a month left thereTime enough to fix that.
>>34475034Tfw no creative bf
>>34473691you posted her !!!!except its not a crush i just love her
>>34475028I don't know how old he was
>>34475019It's fun that it happens without even getting a boner.
>>34475037I have no creative gf either if that’s any consolation
>>34475026Analytics from dating sits disagrees
imagine having a writer gf and you two make a manga together, I do the art she writes the story that would be cool I think
>>34475039>love>pixels on a screenLmao
>>34474160Idk. People talk to me outside a lot tho.
>>34475045Oh you mean the dating websites where men greatly outnumber women and the majority of so-called female users are bots?
Either gender, what is directly to the left of you at this exact moment? Mine is some random guy.
>men get discharge too
>>34475046Takeuchi and Togashi’s relationship makes me so jealous
>>34475039oh look, another anon who hasn't read CSM
>>34475047yes
>>34475056What are your thoughts on the rebuilds, anime and manga opinion haver
>>34475056>y-you havent readNPC tier response desu
>>34475051Yeah, I get quite a troublesome amount. Only during / after horny though.
>>34473691Girls und Panzer churns out so many hotties that it's hard to choose one. Katyusha's outfit is super cute but they never let you have a good look at her. I wish I went to highschool with these chicks instead of a bunch of fat mexicans, white trash and volleyball girls
>>34475040Can't have been much older than that.
>>34475050A rug.
>>34475050f, the wall
>>344750582 > 1 > 3 > 4They're all very pretty and fun to watch, but they lost the plot. I wasn't even that butthurt about 3.33. I have no desire to ever rewatch 3.0 + 1.0.>>34475060No rational, self-respecting human being would continue to love Makima after reading all of the terrible things she does to Denji in the manga.
>>34475063nigga they literally all look the same
I cannot believe you guys just precum at anything
>>34475064ok but my point still stands now you are traumatized and you won't make the first move, I'm sure this has happened to other girls too
>>34475066Or the arm rest of my chair, if you want to get even more pedantic about it.
Are nursing handjobs real or just a hentai fantasy?
>>34475050F a bedside table
>>34475062i said that about the anon who was talking about his shower experience and not even being horny, you don't count.
>>34475050My protein shake.
>>34475050FTree branch
>>34475069Ah, I feel the opposite. I thought the first two rebuilds were boring and greatly preferred the third and fourth ones. The fourth one was my favorite, even.A friend asked me to watch them because “they hate you for liking the original series” lol
>>34475069it's nice to see someone that doesn't blindly hate the rebuilds. they are cash grabs yeah but they were fun to watch
>>34475052Fr fr, I wish I meet someone I can entrust with all of my creative vision s day
>>34475063>I wish I went to highschool with these chicksWould you come to their games and cheer for them?
>>34475078Rare case of an anon actually going outside, : o
>>34475050A table. It's got some vitamins, nail clippers, a fidget toy, a remote, and a water bottle on it.>>34475076Well then reply to him, silly! Also it doesn't happen without being horny, anon probably just woke up and had morning wood prior to showering or something.
>>34475050Mmy pc and my 3ds
>>34475036Ughhh it probably would be if I wasn't that shy and had just a little more confidence
>>34475074I'm sure it has happened more than once in history. But mostly it's just a fantasy.
>>34475072Nta i'm the femanon, i'm not traumatized lol. it just gave me a weird insecurity and now the idea of approaching a guy or taking the first move feels "wrong" ig.
>>34475052same, every girl I meet is a "girlfailure" that has zero motivation or ambition why do I only attract girls like that?
>>34475079>A friend asked me to watch them because “they hate you for liking the original series” lolPersonally, I'm just sick of Japan doing this bullshit "hey we're doing a remake- PYSCHE IT'S ACTUALLY A SEQUEL" twist every time. Just be fucking honest with me, and I won't be upset when it's different. I was warmer to FF7 Rebirth than Remake for this reason as well.
What went wrong here? >>34463260
>>34475050MPuniru (brun brun)
>>34475091Those things aren't going to come to you magically anon. Be brave, take a chance!
>>34475050FMy black t shirt hanging on the wall.
>>34475050Do you remember fucking him at least?
When women say men should open up more what do they mean exactly?
>>34475094>4chan-using loser only attracts losersWaow.
>>34475096>sentences vs 1-word repliesThe literal opposite of matching energy
>>34475069rationality and moralfagging are gay desu
How do I cope that the only life I'm gonna get is completely wasted by being born male?
>>34475077Thats what I call it when my boyfriend jizz's down my throat.
>>34475071I said I do when I'm making out with a woman. How is that bad?
>>34475096Nothing, some girls are just like that. If i'm trying to befriend another girl and she gives me one word replies i also know it's time to go.
>>34475085Id be the goddamn team manager if I could hack it
>>34475102Not at all, he’s old enough to be my dad
>>34475086I’m in a tree and none of you care
>>34475106anon meant he started giving back one word responses after she kept doing that you fuckbrain
>>34475094Have you tried being her inspiration? Do you sit with her in her creative space and maybe put on music for her to vibe to? Do you encourage her to create or do you put her in your pocket and coddle her while you are together?
>>34475071I only precum when touching/kissing a woman I like or reading erotica
>>34475103I think they're being sincere, they simply don't realize vulnerability will give them the ick.
>>34475095I was all for it, personally. I thought it made sense for NGE to do it considering how it ended.I skipped Rebirth. I played Remake and was like yeahhhh I’m not paying $120 to play this whole game.
>>34475109*jizzes you retard
>>34475116Show tree / view
>>34475104hey at least I'm trying to improve myself! these girls completely gave up
>>34475098damn I did NOT notice how dusty she was before posting that photo. Jesus
>>34475103i don't say that, moids should be mysterious, that's the point.
>It's another men gaslighting themselves into believing women hate vulnerability and thus increasing male suicide rates episode
>>34475108t. Autogynephilia
>>34475125Well depression is a feminine disease I suppose.
>>34475071I caught myself doing it when I hit on a woman and made her blush recently
>>34475130Fuck you, I hate being male
>>34475128I think men need to start helping each other more instead of putting it all on our gf.
>>34475095it's because it's not a remake the word "remake" is the name of the game, get it???(it's fucking stupid I know)
>>34475108>be born male>spend your life on the internet reading and seething about how much life is better for women.vs>be born female>spend your life on the internet reading and seething about how much life is better for men.It's almost like life is always greener on the other side. There will be challenges in your life whether you are male or female. Just accept who you are and overcome.
>>34475134Why? Give me specifics.
>>34475118I tried but not hard enough I guess
>>34475134Wanna trade?
Men. What's the most realistic feeling fleshlight?Women. What's your favorite sex toy?
>>34475138I don't believe that life for women is necessarily better, I just don't want to be a fucking male
I like being male. Penis funny
>>34475144>Women. What's your favorite sex toy?Small pink vibrator go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>34475144im a freak but ive never fucked a fleshlight, seems like a scam
>>34475144FMy pussy feels like Blocks
>>34475144f, moids
>>34475131depression makes men want to improve themselves women just take it in the ass and become drug addicts
Is this is how women cheat and somehow believe they don't cheat as much if not more than men?
>>34475136What does helping mean in the context of feelings and emotions? Just patting their back and saying there there?
>>34475050Oxy-acetelyne torch
>>34475152Depends. What'd you ask her out to?
>>34475147moid hands
>>34475103They want you to show emotion and shed tears so they can filter you out.It's the ultimate shit test.
>>34475159Uh no, if I were a moid, I would've typed some shit about fucking myself with a 15 inch dildo while masturbating to 50 Shades of Grey.
>>34475145Well too bad, we don't get to choose countless things about our lives. Look on the bright side. You could have been born a cockroach.
>>34475152As long as there's no dick inside the body, there's no cheating happening.
>>34475144MI’ve never used any kind of sex toy before. The wave and click ball ones look like they’d feel the most realistic.
>>34475144>favorite sex toyHim.
>>34475144That's not a fleshlight.Anyway it hardly matters, fleshlights are just stimulation overload. That's their purpose, not to be like a real pussy.
>>34475145You still haven't given any reasons as to why you don't want to be male
>>34475113Tanks are not for boys, silly boy. All boys are good for is cheering from the sidelines.
>>34475150We're not toys! :(
>>34475165Life is not even remotely close to being worth living if I can't be female.
>>34475151It's the opposite, dear tranner.
>>34475166Time to sext instagram models and start gooning to porn, I'll tell my gf that it ain't cheating.
>>34475116>in a tree>still feels the need to post on /atoga/Tragic sad.
>>34475147Does it take one double A battery?
>>34475182>implying you have a gf
Not sure how to feel, knowing that most likely my first gf I will have wants to be knotted, yet, I am born with no knot.
>>34475144i've never owned sex toys
>>34475180Autogynephilia did a number on your brain
>>34475050MMy fridge
>>34475180disgusting fucking troon
>>34475178says who?
>>34475191Average western white male moment lmao
>>34475189Are you dating furry girls?
>>34475176He never does, he's been doing this for years.
>>34475188Implying deez nuts in your mouth.
>>34474994I will not stand for these patriarchal women with dicks.Sara is getting a spanking
>>34475196Uhh, me?
>>34475198brown
Women. Is this true?
>>34475050A bar with an advertisment for superbowl snack platter for $95. Sheesh
>>34475151>depression makes men want to improve themselvesI don't think that's how depression works for either gender.
>>34475203are you retarded? don't answer, this is a rhetorical question, I already know the answer
>>34475198Newfag here, is this toronotjeet?
>>34474994Who? You don't mean Saar?
>>34475050wall. M
>>34475206If you've ever fingered a woman you know this is true.
>>34475206Yes the G-spot exists.
>>34475204yeah but you're nobody so thats as valid as the wind sweeping through the tree tops
>>34475178I wish I were.
>>34475205I'd rather you keep your fantasies to yourself, hon.
>>34475218We're all nobody. Haven't you been to /x/? Besides, a somebody couldn't be a toy.
>>>/h/8868551Was this made by a woman? I find it pretty fuckin hot, but the "princess" line made me cringe a bit so I was thinking that a man wrote that
>>34475176What kind of reasons do you expect? Being male causes mental distress in me, that's all there's too it. I don't want to be male.>>34475191Fuck off with your autogynephilia bullshit
MenDo you like white women?
>>34475212>janny here*We all know who you are, hoping you join the rest of your 41% kind soon.
>>34474016>bruno mars
>>34475103>"Give me intimacy without the responsibility that comes with intimacy"
>>34475228I prefer having them strapped down or tied up, but yes I like white women.
>>34475228I guess so, they’re the majority I’ve fucked
>>34475213>it gets worse
>>34475227It's not bullshit. Quit with your spam.>>34475228>the amulet of kings
>>34475222not defending the troon, just disgusted when browns try to desperately jab at white people to feel better about themselves
>>34475228Sure do, but I prefer natural blondes and redheads.She kinda looks like my sister.
>>34475229Take a deep breath.
>>34475227>What kind of reasons do you expect? I dunno like not wanting to do a certain thing like not wanting to be a breadwinner or wanting to have to ask out girls? Not liking having a penis, or maybe you're upset about being circumcised? Anything concrete, really>Being male causes mental distress in meTotal Vagueposter Death
>>34475224thats a different nobody, also, everyone is a toy to someone
>>34474036don't care, if the gameplay is shit I won't play your game
>>34475239>the amulet of kingsWtf lol I didn’t even notice
>>34475228That's a man.
>>34475228I like all colors of woman.
Foids, I have a joke that will knock your titts smooth off
>>34475242Enjoy those breaths while you can
>>34474972She absolutely is a Stacy wtf
why are all western moids online trannies now ? there are unironically no straight males here.
it makes me sad when women feel inferior for having small breasts
>>34475216nta but it’s been ages. Hope I get to do that again soon
>>34475228eh... kind of. Mediterranean women with a bit of melanin do it for me more, but I can appreciate a white beauty>>34475251>I like women>*posts drawing of a moth*
>>34475260you really act like this is your first day on 4chan for how long you've been here
>>34475251This picture reminds me, how have moth-girls, of all things, become a thing? I keep tripping over mothgirls all over the internet.
>>34475261I’m a straight male online and in real life
>>34475228I don't particularly have any issues with women of my own race who I spent 99% of my time growing up with. It's kind of like asking me if I like women in general which I would say yeah
>>34475249She could light my drafonfires
>>34475244There's nothing particularly concrete:1. I hate being male.2. I want to be female.That's it>not wanting to be a breadwinnerI don't have a family>wanting to have to ask out girlsI don't date>Not liking having a penisSure, I would prefer to not have it>maybe you're upset about being circumcisedI don't even live in the US
do women use pillows or soft heavy objects to pretend they're being mounted while fapping?
>>34475263>spend your entire lives berating small breasted women or watching your brothers and fathers do it>why do they feel bad :(Shut up
women so retarded they fall for small titts bullying deserve to feel bad about their flat chests
>>34475260She has a Hank Hill ass>>34475271Dragon* fuck
>>34475274I'm not asking why, I'm saying it makes me sad.and I've never berated small breasted women
The ability for women to watch two men talking to each other and see ROMANCE is astounding.
>>34475228Sadly, yes.
>>34475216>>34475217Why are women teasing us for being inexperienced? :(
>>34475284Fujoshis are cute to me and I can’t really articulate why
>>34475284I remember women would always think I was gay because I was always hanging out with my best friend (we were 8 years old)
>>34475281Don't be silly, she has a perfectly nice curve to that ass.
What should I do to small boobs?
Kinda makes me wince when a girl with big tits says “I have big tits” when they’re like, yeah, but they aren’t huge
>>34475284Fujos are so weird man, I literally will never understand the appeal
>>34475176>>34475180>>34475200https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/23257379/#23260967
Naizuri with femanon!
>>34475273I tried to bundle up my bedding and press it on top of me to sort of make some semblance of a guy laying on me but it just didn’t really work and felt silly. I think I need one of those weighted blanket
>>34475281>She has a Hank Hill assRecession indicator. But that face card is insane. Half that movie is just close up shots of her face.https://youtu.be/kdYWYNsOGH0
>>34475304I think you need a guy.
>>34475284>The ability for women to watch two men talking to each other and see ROMANCE is astounding.The ability of men to watch this and NOT see the homoerotic tension is even more surprising.
>>34475279Kind of like men who fall for small dick bullying?
>>34475309Maybe if I can blip him in and out of reality when I please and he’s only sentient to me then yea, but guys irl are far too complicated and scary.
>>34475274I see far more cases of people nitpicking the bodies of people of the same sex than the opposite sex funnily enough
>>34475311unironic projection of latent female homosexual psychology
>>34475301That's not my post.
>>34475313kinda
>>34475311is the homoerotic tension in the room with us right now?
>>34475305>She's married to a hockey ChadBased
>>34475206>Women. Is this true?Yeah. You've got to be properly turned on for that to work, though. The "G-spot" isn't a separate structure, of course; you're stroking clitoral tissue through the vaginal wall.
>>34475314>guys irl are far too complicated and scaryI guess.
>>34475265>posts drawing of a mothDon't be racist.>>34475268Soft, fluffy, gentle, many arms to hug you with, what's not to like?
>>34475318It obviously is, you fucking headcase
>>34475321>is the homoerotic tension in the room with us right now?It's in the room with *you*, that's for damn sure.
>>34475313that's different, they deserve to be bullied, flat chested women don't deserve it
>>34475309They're just friends. They're just talking over lunch. They're just holding hands. There's nothing there, you're seeing things that don't exist!
>>34475329It's not because I didn't have a problem with being male back then, shockingly even for me. You fags always mistake me with someone else, even though I post to the exact same combination of boards every single time.
3 For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:4 But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
>>34475318why hasn't your grammar improved in 6 years? lmao
Can someone chemically castrate me or shoot me in the head or something
>>34475338Biblical misogyny is a funny one
>>34475340I'd love to, maybe it would even blow off some of your pimples!
>>34475338>drop as an honeycombGood morning SAAR!
I need dark chocolate
>>34475340No but i can heat u up a frozen pizza and give u a bath
>>34475342>I don't understand allegory
>>34475284All it tells me is they don't know anything about how men see romance and then I just feel kinda bad for them if they're still straight>>34475297Treat them tenderly and with care like you would any other pair
>>34475344I’m a man with a penis and not the object of your desire, sorry
>>34475304This is kinda cute/hot, ngl.
>>34475351Do you know what book that’s from?
>>34475346Fun fact: in old english you would use "an" for words that start with h because the "h" used to be silent
>>34475357Proverbs
>>34475357Proverbs iirc. Your point is?
State GenderWhat will you have after five HUNDRED years?
>>34475352>Treat them tenderly and with care like you would any other pairRoger thatIs there anything I can say to a woman insecure about them that would help, or should I just let my actions speak for themselves
>>34475362>You Dad. I'll have you.(my dad has actually been dead since I was a kid)
>>34475362Eternal rest
>>34475362MMy fillings?
>>34475284as a former fujo i have had to tell myself to not be inside my head imagining things and be in the present several times when around men. one time recently two drunk guys i sorta knew were talking to each other when i was next to them, and the other one just bent down suddenly from the waist, had his face literally almost touching the other guy's crotch, and then after a second he got up and they just laughed together. i will never understand moids.
>>34475344That’s not me jackass
>>34475328>Soft, fluffy, gentleNone of these are things I particularly associate with moths. I could probably think of a dozens of things that better fit that description.And they're invariably portrayed as ditzy and flaky.>what's not to likeIt's a damn moth!
>>34475358This is the reason for our famous “an hero” meme too
>>34475361He made those for courtiers, and I wasn’t even flaming you, they’re just unironically funny, he also talks about beating your wife is she needs it
>>34475284>My only experience with women is fujoshi
>>34475333Um, anon, are you feeling well?
>>34475367man, fujo rehabilitation must be a tough endeavor.
>>34475370No it isn’t? lolThat whole post was purposefully grammatically incorrect and misspelled
>>34475362F, the satisfaction of observing the bloodline that I had part in continuing and elevating from the other side.
an hero? Like the SoundCloud guy?
>>34475362MHopefully a nice colony of worms and other creatures who fed on me at one point and kept breeding
>>34475362MNothing.
>>34475369>None of these are things I particularly associate with mothsThen you probably haven't looked at a moth up close.>ditzyCute!>flakyHumans make lots of flakes too.>It's a damn moth!No, it's a moth girl. Do you also look at catgirls and say it's a damn cat?
>>34475348You know damn well I want more than a Red Baron and a comfy bath
>>34475362Being bones in a box.
Would women feel bad if their bfs told them their vaginas are perfect for "long term relationships", like men do when women use a similar backhanded compliment to imply their dicks are not big?
>>34475386Okay fiiine.. I’ll throw in a handjob, all good?
>>34475381No, Master Chief
>>34475362MI guess this is the real reason I should work harder and write my book. I want to leave something that lasts.
>>34475371>he also talks about beating your wife is she needs itNTA. Sauce?
>>34475389are you still malding over that reddit bait? lol
>>34475290Ironically it's that innocence and passion they go about with it. Hearing fujoshis talk about male romance is like hearing a kid coming up with all kinds of weird theories on how babies are made and you can't help but entertain it even though you know they're not realistic at all.
years ago I listened to a moth girl lewd audio
>>34475390If you’re a woman, yes. That would save my life right now
>>34475389I'm sorry you have a boyfriend dick anon
>>34475378>purposefullyWas it though? I thought things like that became memes back then specifically because the unintentional mistakes made them funny.
>>34475393Spoiler: there is none or some bullshit will be misconstrued.
This thread needs more hornyposting
>>34475389No, you gotta say that they're perfect "wife-size".
>>34475400>Was it thoughYes, I was there for that one
>>34475403fuck no
>>34475376they make it harder on me on purpose i swear, not my fault tbqh
>>34475396Skittybitty
>>34475403I want femanon to bite my biceps
>>34475399NTA.Is this real and if so what's the size of a bf dick
>>34475375He's making a joke about Sam and Frodo, when they hold hands.
>>34475313there's nothing to "fall for" its just universally mocked and disdained wtf are you even saying
>>34475392What's your novel about?
>>34475399NTA. If i have a big dick, is it "fuck buddy dick"?
I’m like a Fujo but for heterosexual men
>>34475389It never ceases to amaze me what men manage to twist into a back-handed compliment. If you're looking for a one night stand, the sex can, if necessary, be merely adequate; for a long-term relationship, nothing less than amazing sex will do.
>>34475389"Wow that thing could shit out a child or two"
>>34475403This thread needs more hopecore and creativity postingState genderDo you have any creative hobbies? What have you been making lately?
>>34475408The female mind's failure to understand innocent broship.
>>34475417Explain, sounds cute
>>34475420M. Programming. Reworking a game from the ground up.
>>34475420FI like creative writing and AI image genning (I shall now wait for the "real artists" in this thread to seethe at me).
Moids, thoughts on shoulder bites? I've asked this before but whatever it was months ago
>see billy eilish will probably star in bell jar adaptation>Mind hyperfocuses on that scene where the main character hates being paired with the shorter guyHope some day ill stop caring so much about women preferring tall men
>>34475420Mtrying to learn to draw
>>34475418Who looks for merely adequate in hookups? I'd expect people who want one night stands would want them to feel great, what's the point if not? Just masturbate
>>34475385>Then you probably haven't looked at a moth up close.Exactly. Because it's a moth.>Cute!I guess, but I get a little jealous when she's more interested in my lamp than in me.>Humans make lots of flakes too.Not that kind of flaky, and you know it.>Do you also look at catgirls and say it's a damn cat?Well yeah, kind of, but anthropomorphising a moth to the point that it's apparently become a thing, seems an order of magnitude weirder to me. I mean I've seen anthropomorphised cute girl battleships on the internet too, but that's not a thing that keeps popping up.
>>34475409you mean skittykat?I love her voice
>>34475420F and I'm writing a short story atm, I want to submit it to a contest
>>344754117 by 5 inches is the perfect dick size, maybe 7 by 5.5 if the woman has given birth before.
>>34475426Do it. Scratch my back up too
>>34475418>Making casual date dudes get easy sex and cum because inadequate sex is ok>Making your long term partner perform as much as he can otherwise he sucksTell me if I'm being too black pilled about this bit that's how it sounds to me
>>34475437So that's a bf dick then?
>>34475420MI do all kinds of creative things like writing, drawing, and I've even made some simple games and such but I've been depressed lately and that kills my creativity>>34475426Based and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>34475437Wait, if she's planning to ever have kids with you it should be bigger?
>>34475418>X guy got sex easy because he's hot with a big cock, it wasn't good though.>I love you so you had better fuck me like a stallion or we're done.Much love.
Does your jaw ever hang when you're absent-minded?
>>34475403I’d rather have femanon in my lap while I make out with her, run my hands all over her back and chest, kiss her neck, nibble on her ears and finger her than sit around at work right now
Girls, is it unattractive to put butter on my fries?
>>34475447Not while I’m sober. I have to be inappropriately stoned to get like that.
>>34475449No but I might find it a lil funny
>>34475449Honestly? Better than ketchup.
>>34475449Are you obese
>>34475426Uncomfortable / hurts / potentially infected. But would feel nice to have someone who wanted to nibble on you.
>>34475443why would you want to risk giving birth to a dicklet thats like wanting your kid to be retarded or short, lmao
>>34475423What kind of game? I've long since wanted to get into game dev, but I Iack the art skills to make sprites or models :/>>34475424What kind of writing are you creating?I understand the seethe at AI images, but it is exaggerated. It's silly fun.>>34475428Nice. What's your learning process like? I want to do it too but never dedicate much time to it>>34475436That's cool, what's it about? Does the contest have a theme or is it open to any kind of story?>>34475442How did you get started in all those hobbies? Maybe retracing that origin can motivate you to create again
>>34475449It's kinda weird, fries are oily to begin with
>>34475389Honest questionWhy don't women have these insecurities? Or do they? I've seen some ig reel with this chick fake crying because all her partners told her she was too tight (sarcastic reel, meaning it was good)So yeah. Are you insecure about this stuff ?
>>34475455I wouldn't do it hard enough to break skin obviously
>>34475449nag but have you ever had a chip butty before
>>34475458>What kind of writing are you creating?Mostly original stories. I tend to write slice of life stuff set in different worlds and/or mundane futures. My narration style is very stream of conscious. I like readers to be able to get in the heads of my protagonists.
Men do u snore? Or drool? Sleep walk? I think a little snoring is sort of cute and very convenient too but I would not enjoy a guy who sleep walks
>>34475433Oops yeah herSex voice>>34475426So long as it is a gentle nible and not a chomp that leaves marks, bleeds, or tears skin/flesh it's alright
>>34475460They don't have any insecurities with the act of sex because they can go their entire life starfishing. But make one comment about their weight, the shape of their tits, and all hell breaks loose.
>>34475464I snore a little. Convenient, how so?
>>34475464I sometimes drool an insane amount and wake up in a puddle. I've been told I've started snoring when I didn't use to. Also about four times I've woken up choking on acid reflux.
>>34475467Cause then I know when you’re actually asleep vs taking asleep Idk how to phrase it without sounding creepy
>>34475461Not at all obvious or a given. Some women are crazy, and if she has fantasies about biting people I can't assume she's not.
>>34475469lol, I see
>>34475468Sounds like ur due for a visit to the doctor >>34475469*faking
I have horrible cramps and I hate you
>>34475464I've been told I grind my teeth. I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid.
>>34475476is there any real fix to that which works well or do you just need to thug it out?
>>34475476That’s fair.
>>34475460Not really. My ex always implied I'm tight and whenever he had fingered me he never got in more than one finger. I think women are also more uniform in this regard, there's less variation than in dick size, perhaps because vagina is an internal organ.
>>34475476Do you need some dark chocolate?
I want a woman with a tight vagina so I don't have to solve my deathgrip problem from decades of masturbation
>>34475476
>>34475420MI like to draw! but I haven't had any ideas lately
>>34475463Is there any reason in particular why you set your slice of life in sci-fi/fantasy scenarios rather than our world? Does your world building impact the story or characters?
Girls, do you ever think about how different your personality would be if you hadn't been taking birth control and SSRIs since you were eight?
>>34475420MI'm working on a scifi/fantasy story. I have a large chunk of the worldbuilding done, kind of a pet project I've had going on in my mind since I was a teenager. I've decided I think I'd play it straight and not do a scifi plot twist, just blatantly set the prologue in space thousands of years before the fantasy part of the story takes place. I know what the main overarching plots should be and have developed several characters, but I have to figure out how I'm getting all the characters from point a to point b. At the same time the ending I've concocted thus far feels a little open-ended because it would lead into a much larger, more expansive universe at its closing. It'd be the scifi equivalent of ending Attack on Titan at the end of season 3 (the beach scene). I also had this grand realization earlier this year that the main hero of my story is totally evil, but I think I should keep it this way and challenge the reader to notice it.Anyway, it's on hold until I finish writing my dissertation.
>>34475488Pyw
>>34475481I see. That's a great advantage you have tb honest.The onus on good sex is mostly on our side !
>>34475465>Oops yeah her>Sex voiceI really like her mommy voice
Fuck being male
>>34475479I am able to sometimes not have them at all but it requires strict lifestyle changes
>>34475489It's mostly just a way to explore my own personal thoughts and opinions of the world without getting too much into "CURRENT THING" politics as I feel like that's a massive issue in modern day writing.>>34475490>I don't know how birth control or SSRIs work
>>34475420MaleI used to be in plays all the time. I love performing and entertaining people. It was basically all I did when I was in school. I miss being on stage, and I miss the bond you form with fellow actors. I always wanted to try my hand at directing as well.
>>34475490No I think about what my personality would be like if I wasn't bullied for being weird and chubby
>>34475476*punches you in your lower stomach*
>>34475458>How did you get started in all those hobbies?A strong drive for natural curiosity. It's not very consistent. I pick up and drop hobbies all of the time. I used to think that meant I would never get good at anything and that meant I would never have a talent for creativity, but then I realized it's just a natural part of my own creative process. I don't stick with one hobby because I draw my inspirations from many sources and think about new ways of putting them together. It's taking me a while to accept this strength for what it is.
>>34475490FI’ve never taken them and honestly regret it now. I thought I was being healthy but I just led myself into a mental and physical breakdown
i like that thing when a man randomly says something extremely abrasive or sexual. what is this personality trait called?
>>34475497never heard a "mommy voice" gimmick that wasnt incredibly forced and uncanny like a biological female still sounding as wrong as a troon trying to do a girls voice
>>34475508that's what they want you to think, don't take SSRIs
>>34475509Being forward, maybe?
>>34475509Give me an example, bitch
>>34475509Give an example>>34475508
>>34475510exactly! that's why I liked her mommy voice, it doesn't sound forced like so many others
>>34475511What about birth control
>>34475496I didn't say that the woman should put in effort too ofc. And the advantage is less so when you consider that men have breast size preferences, and men in comparison don't have to worry about that from women.
>>34475518Forgot an important comma there in the first sentence lol
>>34475516It's extremely common for women to feel shocked by how much better they feel, and how much less stressed they are, when they stop taking birth control.
>>34475509Penis in vagina.>what is this personality trait called?Horny.
>>34475476Why am I attracted to this
>>34475513i'm not helping you guys out you are mean + whiny
>>34475509You'd love India.
I goon at least 3x sometimes more before I even get to work at 8 AM, and nobody even knows.Women, how does this make you feel?
>>34475525Open your fucking legs
>>34475518I'll admit I'm biased but between the fact that breasts aren't directly related to the sexual act and that breasts jobs exist I'll say it's not exactly the same kind of disadvantage.
>>34475521But if I feel like shit without it what are the odds it would make me feel better
>friend of mine identified with Nicole Kidmans character in babygirl>She posted on IG that her therapist was angry because she told her she'd drink from the glass milk like Kidman Is this normal?
>>34475426Teething it is okay, same with bicep. Biting it hard does nothing for me
The girl I like has small boobs. Not totally flat but pretty close. How do I show her that it is not a downside and I love her small boobs?
>>34475393I was wrong, I was thinking of the proverb where the bitch wife lures the young guy in to fuck, I thought there was a passage about how her husband beats her and it’s a good thing because she’s evil
I wish i was able to see what each guy who makes a post here looked like right at the given moment of posting. Maybe I’d even recognize some of you.
>>34475518>And the advantage is less so when you consider that men have breast size preferences, and men in comparison don't have to worry about that from women.really? writing this out, nothing possibly came to mind that might be an apt comparison???
>>34475528>man with a masturbation addictionAre you going to ask me how I feel about the sky being blue next?
>>34475536Why don’t you worry about if she even likes you first
>>34475538I've been told I look like a Greek statues portrait. Like Louis garrel. Like some other dudes I don't remember.do with that what you will
>>34475538if you could tell how ugly most of the people on 4chan are you wouldn't even open this website to begin with
>>34475460I'm insecure about aesthetics and how it looks, so as a result of that I do kegels every day and keep myself in good shape generally to make up for it. My hope is that it will help things recover after I've had children, too. So yeah, it is something I'm aware of and work to maintain
>>34475544frankly I don’t believe you, that guy is ridiculously handsome >>34475546This is more believable
>>34475538I would make you throw up
A girl once started acting flirty with me when she tought I was playing with her hair but it was the chubby class clown sitting next to me and when she found out she went ballistic. It was basically like pic related.This was my first blackpill experience. This moment still pops into my head from time to time, I felt so bad for the fat boy. Women, why are you like this?
>>34475538I look like this
>>34475180Imagine wanting to be the weaker, dumber sex that expels chunky blood and gets raped all the time
>>34475538>Maybe I’d even recognize some of you.
>>34475549How bad is it? Like never shower or brush teeth in weeks sort of thing? Like I need some reasoning here or I’m just going to assume ur just an overly insecure guy. (Which most of u are on here no offense)
>>34475529it only works irl and when its lighthearted tho, not incel rage like that.
>>34475548To be fair that's what a girl friend of mine said. I'd say I'm closer to other dudes.
>>34475554ntamake you throw up is dramatic but clearly you've never went through life as a truly ugly person, you lack imagination and/or perspective
>>34475547That's great to know, thanks. To be honest I haven't been taking care of my physique lately. Used to train but I'm a bit of a lazy bastard now.
>>34475538You'd cryTears of joyFor not having to be near me
>>34475509tourettes
>>34475554no I'm an ugly man, the girls I've dated just had bad taste in men
>>34475557Well then tell me what u look like then! What makes you so ugly?Also assuming I’m not ugly too is wrong.
Lend me your energy, anons, I'm going in
>>34475564\o/
>>34475538When glowies daydream.
>>34475564:p ( )*( )
AI slop music is the worst thing to have ever happened on the internet.Somehow women don't care?
>>34475563>Well then tell me what u look like then! What makes you so ugly?i dont understandare you requesting a looksmaxxer autist facial analysis profile or somnething? i just look like shit it does not require explanation lmao
>>34475521NTA but that's never been my experience when I've gone of the pill. I've never noticed any difference in my mood, personality, or libido, it's all the same whether I'm on or off it
>>34475568NtaWhat are the gonna do with my face (which they already have in their database)
>>34475570But women are the ones who whine the most about “muh ai destroying the planet”
>>34475570women are the target audience
>>34475509Are you that cringelord who talks about how she likes it when a guy occasionally says something out of pocket as like a shit test to make sure he's "interesting"?
>>34475571Ur hopeless
>>34475573Let's be honest, this guy most likely saw some posts on Reddit or Twitter and is basing his views off of that.
>>34475581k
>>34475538I look like Alan Moore and Aphex Twin did the fusion dance and then shaved their beard.
>>34475570MI don't agree. I for one quite like some of the AI generated electronic music that YouTube keeps giving me.
>>34475577i haven't ever posted about this before so doubt. everyone who's isn't a normie is interesting.
>>34475552Fuck off, keep being male yourself if you like it so much.
>>34473933>hard stare>long hair>sharp faceWhat the fuck is this yaoibait?
>>34475570i only listen to specific albums/songs so nope it doesn't affect me, only retards. if you listen to any genre that is filled with ai-slop, you had it coming.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why don’t men like their asses touched? I want to touch them
>>34475592Deeply sheltered of you to think that occasionally saying random sexual or shocking shit makes someone not a normie. You've got to be under 20 right?
>>34475609if you touch my ass I'll touch your boobs
>>34475609I remember going out with my first gf and she'd slip her hand under my pants while walking out on the streets and hold me by my ass.
>>34475609I like it. Leave my butthole alone though pls.
>>34475613But Why not just touch my ass back?I don’t want my boobs touched >>34475614Did you enjoy it?
Any women, non trannies,What do leggings feel like?
>>34475538I look like a chubby gay retarded serial killer
>>34475604the algorithm automatically pushes it into AI slopthey gain traction by floodingunless you're a boomer listening to the same dozen boomer songs on loop, you're going to get swamped with AI shit
>>34475617Yeah. It felt nice and like I was his slut.
>>34475618Itchy, not a fan.
>>34475559It happens, I'm sure you'll get back to it or find other ways to keep in shape. I think men have more leeway in that area, whereas women need to be more contentious since we've got more stuff going on that messes with our bodies lol
>>34475609I am not a sexual being
>>34475617Why don't you like your boobs touched? I want to touch them.
>>34475538something like this
Atoga orgy when
>>34475625Nta but this doesn't look itchy at all
>>34475492That's pretty interesting, I take it you're still in the planning phase. Do you have an outlining method? Or for planning characters and arcs?>>34475500>my own personal thoughts and opinions of the world without getting too much into "CURRENT THING" politicsI get it. I also prefer to write fantasy because it lets me explore things in a unique context without the real world baggage. Do you do a lot of world building for your settings?>>34475505There's the quote of "bad artists copy, good artists steal a lot", "variety is the spice of life" etc, which I believe to be true to an extent.I relate a lot with you, and in a sense I feel a "fear" for not "finishing anything". I find it best to balance things with planning and discipline because finishing something is worth it, and it's better to jump to something else knowing what I've accomplished
>>34475632That bubble butt is too bubbly.
>>34475628because I like the concept of being equals with my future bf and if he touches my boobs, he doesn’t have any boobs for me to touch back. But we both have asses that we can both touch.
>>34475631I tried to schedule one and nobody seemed interested
>>34475634Its fat, not muscle.Her ass nasty.
>>34475638Is there an equivalent to an orgy where everyone goes to a private room to fuck or is that just called a house party
>>34475637He doesn't have vagina either, and you don't have a penis. There's no true touch equality. Enjoy your differences.
There's a certain flowery joggings pant that make women's asses look incredibly jiggly
>>34475488What do you usually draw?
>>34475637I'm for equality between genders, but this is taking it too far.
>>34475644But the penis and vagina are equal even if they’re different, they both play the same role. So it’s still an equivalent exchange in my eyes. There’s nothing on a man’s chest that plays the same role as boobs do.
>>34475501I did some theatre in highschool, we would switch a lot between acting directing and writingDid you take part of a club or community theatre thing? Why did you stop?
>>34475609I never knew asses were a universal like for the longest time
>>34475585Yeah, true, or maybe it comes from a cultural/religious perspective. I know the pill is not for everyone and some women don't do well at all on it. But it's silly to make blanket statements and I've seen some insane claims on here about it
>>34475420Going to make a musket from "scratch" if that countsI'll post pics as I progress on /k/ Will probably take me 15 years at this rate kek
>>34475651Penis and vagina are way more different than woman chest vs man chest. I don't understand why you'd make concessions with the former but not the latter.
>>34475633>Do you do a lot of world building for your settings?Kind of but I also tend to make things up as I go along.
>>34475644A penis is just an inside out vagina bro
>say “thing” should happen more>everyone immediately begins doing “thing”Must be a coincidence
Women is it an ick if he has a slight lazy eye
>>34475637What if a dude has man boobs?
>>34475651NTA if the guy was muscular you'd be all over his pecs !
>>34475648It’s not about a gender equality thing, it’s about how I’d want to feel in my personal relationship. >>34475658You’re thinking solely on looks and not function. You can masturbate and use both a vagina and penis, they both cum, they both should be taken in account when it comes to arousal for both partners The same cannot be said about boobs vs a man’s chest.
>>34475651You must cut off your boobs.
>>34475654It was a children's theatre program that I was a part of. I continued helping out there even as an adult for like four years, and occasionally acting in plays still when they needed older parts. I had such a great time there, but I moved away after that. There's a community theatre near my new home that I tried out for a while, but some things turned me off from it so I stopped. I'd like to find a way to get back on the stage though.
>>34475667Boobs are just man chest but with more adipose tissue and shit bro
>>34475664Eh doesn’t really count since the rest of him is equally fat >>34475665I mean sure? He’d have to have really really big and soft pecs though
>>34475667>it’s about how I’d want to feel in my personal relationshipI don't understand.
I’m tired of tornadoes.
>>34475671Exactly, there is a difference>>34475675What don’t you understand
>>34475663Bruh I once met a guy and didn't even notice he had a severe case of lazy eye (he got surgery for it)
>>34475674So just get a muscular bf
>>34475677Same, I had to go downstairs like three times yesterday. It's boring down there.
>>34475663does it stray towards the center/crosseyed or towards the outside?
>>34475683My great great grandparents are such bozos for settling in this part of the country.
>>34475663I'm a man but I think if a girl has a SLIGHT lazy eye it can be cute. Can't be too much though.
>>34475657Are you making the barrels from scratch too? Check Alec Steele Damascus barrels on YouTube for a fun time>>34475659Do you follow a similar process with your characters?>>34475670It's tough to go back to that kind of hobby that require other people and some sort of dedicated space. Maybe classes? Or perhaps start a group of your own, if you have some contacts? Although that may be even harder
>>34475680I’m not a Stacy I also only like the look of it, the whole gym bro personality that comes with it is not as appealing
I wonder why I was born
>>34475678>What don’t you understandWhy you don't want to touch a man's chest. And why exact tit-for-tat eye-for-an-eye equality in a relationships seems to be this important to you.
>>34475689Because your parents had sex.
>>34475626Probably yeahIt's really weird hoe you have so many hormones going around changing breast size and stuff monthly. It's like you go through eternal puberty or some shit lol
>>34475688What if you just encouraged a guy you already liked to get swole? He probably wouls
>>34475679>didn't even notice>he got surgery for itNo shit
>>34475683Isn't this why gameboys were invented?
>>34475687Yeah I don't know what I'm going to do about needing to get back onstage. You definitely need a group of people, and you need to like the people too. I'd love to find a way though.
>>34475687I guess scratch was the wrong word. I was going to use a pre-made barrel and probably lock too, but make the stock and metal hardware myself. Trigger guard, buttplate, ramrod pipes etc. Easy stuff lol
>>34475684Out/down >>34475686Yeah I'm not a girl tho
>>34475688>I'm not a Stacy If I was a guy saying "I'm not a Chad can't get Stacy" I'd be called an incel and justly so. Men have different preferences.
>>34475696He got it months after we met, you dummy
>>34475663If you cover up your good eye does your bad eye work better
>>34475697Eh, I don't really have anything on my old portable systems that I actually want to play these days.
>>34475695No i’d only want him to do what he wishes to his body, I wouldn’t want him to tell me what to change about myself , I wouldn’t do that to him. >>34475691Because if I touch his chest he’ll think it’s okay to touch mine. I just want to avoid the whole mess that happens in a lot of heterosexual relationships where there’s too much of an imbalance is power dynamic/ physicality.
>>34475700Well, again I'm not a girl but out is a lot better than in.
>>34475458>What kind of game? I've long since wanted to get into game dev, but I Iack the art skills to make sprites or models :/Strategy. It has almost 0 graphics though, just dots and circles on a screen to represents stars and stuff.
>>34475426>Moids, thoughts on shoulder bites? I've asked this before but whatever it was months agoNo thank you. I don't want any pain of any kind during sex.
>>34475657I remember when I was like 13 or 14 I made flintlock parts using heaps of solder that I cast into little molds made from strips of sheet metal
>>34475697One of many reasons. I’m replaying Red for the Nth time right now.
>>34475449>Girls, is it unattractive to put butter on my fries?Salt and malt vinegar are what you need.
>>34475713Oh that's pretty cool, did they hold up at all? I made one of those "four winds" shotguns at about that age lol. Glad I didn't blow myself the fuck up
>>34475683>>34475677Europeans will NEVER understand this feeling.
>>34475663NAG but the first of my college buds to get married has a lazy eye so you're probably fine.
>>34475597Pornsick
>>34475701Why are u projecting ur issues onto me, I never said men can’t have preferences. I just acknowledged that Stacy’s usually are the ones to date fit guys.
>>34475718Lucky them. This shit sucks!
Men what’s your dream date
>>34475617>But Why not just touch my ass back?>I don’t want my boobs touchedand I don't want my ass touched so now we're even
>>34475723Dollywood
>>34475597Note how no matter how much he seethes, he never calls you wrong
>>34475703How did you not notice it's very obvious in photos >>34475704It doesn't help the position but I can actually see better out of my bad eye then my good eye
>>34475646very abstract stuff (because I'm bad at drawing)
>>34475724But were not even.. even would be me not wanting u to touch my ass too.. why aren’t u guys getting it, ass=ass! Not ass=boobs!
>>34475723Stargazing
>>34475723A hike to a scenic vista with a picnic lunch.Seeing something beautiful with a beautiful woman, seeing her also see the beautiful thing, sharing some yummy food while we do so
>>34475721Fit guys date all kinds of women
>>34475464>Men do u snore?I have really bad obstructive apnoea, so I need a CPAP machine. With it, there's not too much noise; without it, I snore so loud that if you put your hand on the outside of the bedroom door, you can feel the door vibrating from the sound.
>>34475723Aquarium.
>>34475609I'm pretty sure they do. Just not from uggos
>>34475733Right….
>>34475730we're even because I'm touching your boobs and you don't want that
>>34475728It was dark and I try to avoid eye contact
>>34475723One with you
>>34475707>Because if I touch his chest he’ll think it’s okay to touch mine. I still don't see the problem with this.>I just want to avoid the whole mess that happens in a lot of heterosexual relationships where there’s too much of an imbalance is power dynamic/ physicality.I still think you're taking the whole concept of balance and equality way too far. But whatever, it's not my problem, hope you find your guy who doesn't want to touch your boobs.
>>34475536Have the sense not to bring it up at all.
>>34475717It was pretty shit. I didn't actually have ammo or flints I just wanted to make a mechanism but it held itself together. Never made a pipe gun like that I don't live in the us or have ammo. Closest was fucking around with ramset blanks.
>>34475718Closest I can imagine is unplugging all electronics during thunderstorms in the summer.
>>34475725Actually, I want to add to this. Ideally, she's never been to Dollywood before, and she's a little bit scared of the roller coasters but is willing to try them all anyway. That would be the dream.
>>34475726There's no right answer, it's a preference.
Can I get book recs /atoga/, I want to read a romance about nerdy guy x BPD girl and self insert as the guy. The story should have a happy ending, cheating at the middle is allowed, story should be realistic as possible
>>34475609>Why don’t men like their asses touched?In my case, I have spinal cord damage which makes some parts of my body hyper sensitive, in a very unpleasant way.
Women, what's your dream date?
>>34475723Accidentally meeting up without planning to, and hitting it off with each other to the point where neither of us wants to leave.
>>34475698Best of luckPassion brings people together, I'm sure you'll find a way>>34475699Sounds fun, black powder as well? Don't blow yourself up kek>>34475710Cool. Simple is bestWhat engine do you use?>>34475729Being bad at something is the first step at being sorta good at something
>>34475751How’d you damage your spinal cord?
>>34475730I told you I'm happy with having my ass grabbed by my gf yet you keeparguing about whatever here
>>34475756why are u talking to women online abt them touching ur ass if u have a gf
>>34475737? Are u a femcel
>>34475749It's a mentally ill preference.
>>34475723>Men what’s your dream dateDoing acid.
>>34475760No, I told them about my EX gf touching my ass.
>>34475761Pretty much yes, but not one of those man hating ones,
I want to be a househusband
>>34475762I'm saying that whether it's better to be male or female is preference, there's no correct answer
>>34475754>What engine do you use?No mainstream engine, so to speak. For the game itself, EnTT. For the graphics, I don't need much so I just run with SDL3.
>>34475756Okay then you’re only retracting permission to touch your ass out of spite?
>>34475755>How’d you damage your spinal cord?Badly herniated disc. How the disc got herniated, I don't actually know. It got gradually worse over a long period for no obvious reason.
>>34475769I'm saying being obsessed with being the other gender is mentally ill.
>>34475740Die
>>34475745It can get pretty spooky if one gets close enough. Hail, heavy rain, insane wind speeds. Trees getting uprooted or destroyed. The sky turns green.
>>34474590Women are less objective than men and more feelings basedNot sure why anyone objects to this reality or surprised by it
Men who are circumcised, how does it feel knowing you will never experience a real orgasm for as long as you live?
Girls, do you think it's cool if a guy has external speakers for his TV?
>>34475776>I'm sayingHow so? That's not what you said at all.
>>34475764Can’t recommend, at least not for someone you’re not in a committed relationship with already.You can end up MK Ultra-ing each other into thinking the relationship is better than it is
Women. Why haven't you built a homelab so you don't need to pay monthly subscriptions to jewish conglomerates anymore?
Is it offensive to tell a guy you don’t mind that he’s circumcised, but that’s you’d never do that to your son?
>>34475770Oh, nice. How did you get started with those tools?
>>34475777In your arms?
>>34475781It doesn’t really bother me since I have no idea what I’m missing. I won’t be circumcising any sons I may have in the future.
>>34475788No, that's fine. I'm circumcised and it doesn't bother me. I really don't feel strongly about it one way or another, but I don't need my sons to be circumcised or anything.
>>34475779>Hail, heavy rain, insane wind speeds. Trees getting uprooted or destroyed.This has happened here too. But I imagine if it's bad enough that you have to take shelter in the cellar for safety, yeah that sounds scary.>The sky turns green.This I have never seen.
>>34475788Not at all. That would put us firmly on the same wavelength. >>34475791
>>34475783Bro niche nerdy tech shit will never not be an ick to women
>>34475785>It's a mentally ill preference.That's exactly what I said.
>>34475771Sorry I don't follow. I'm not retracting anything >>34475766:0 like the daisy ridley film?
>>34475797>:0 like the daisy ridley film?Gosh I hope not, im not creepy or anything, I’ve just never tried to date / have sex yet
>>34475788No it's not okay because all of the BBCs in the BLACKED porn (that I definitely don't watch) are circumcised and it clearly means that you are a golem of Talmudic trickery.
I've pulled my foreskin and kept it that way under my underwear to see how it feels to be circumsised but it's very uncomfortable and kinda hurts when the dry fabric grinds on your glans, how can cutfags deal with this?
>>34475723Picnic in the steppes.
>>34475793>But I imagine if it's bad enough that you have to take shelter in the cellar for safety, yeah that sounds scary.It is. The thunder and winds get intense enough to make the whole house shake.I’ve never been very close to anything bigger than an EF2, and that alone was terrifying. Felt like the sky was falling. Can’t imagine what it must be like to be one of those unlucky towns that gets almost completely destroyed. The EF1 was enough to destroy multiple buildings in my town, uproot entire blocks’ worth of trees and tear the roof off a big apartment building near my house.
>>34475723Nature escape with shrooms
>>34475799Age and how old would you date?
>>34475801They lose sensitivity over time
>>3447580521, Gun to my head, 42 is oldest Ideally though, 20-24
>>34475807I'm about to turn 30 and gain wizard powers myself
>>34475809Go have sex before it’s too late!
>>34475795You seriously think owning anything but a soundbar is an ick, or that it’s niche?
>>34475738you cant be even if no one's happy. Stop being annoying
>>344758052414-18 and 28-36
>>34475811Most people just use headphones or the onboard speakers. Anything external is enthusiast territory and deeply icky
>>34475815What do you have against early-mid 20 years olds
>>34475789I started with SDL a long time ago because I figured I could avoid any artistic work and didn't like working with game engines with all the studios and scenes and whatnot.EnTT is something I picked up recently because I like the premise of data-oriented design. I am using AI heavily to learn the API though.
>>34475816You are such a retard bro
>>34475815
Women, do you consider a man liking broccoli and potatoes in his omelettes a red flag?
>>34475819I'm right. Notice how they didn't answer you because they don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>34475812you are happy touching my ass I'm happy touching your boobs so yeah we're even
>>34475803Thanks for one more reason to be glad I don't live in america.
>>34475824At this point I’m just touching ur ass regardless
>>34475816>headphones>not external
>>34475788"Don't mind" is a bit harsh, that's talking like you think he has a weird deformity that you're only tolerating.
>>34475674>He’d have to have really really big and soft pecs thoughThat's not how it works. In the same way that penises and vaginas are equal but different, in my current situationship she gets to feel up my firm pecs and I get to feel up her soft breasts. The stomach is the first place my body fat goes to so she gets to enjoy my soft stomach and I get to feel her flat, hard abs.
>>34475833You just wanted to flex that you get to cuddle w some hot chick
>>34475827You’re welcome. It really isn’t a bad country, honestly. Worth a visit just for our highways and parks.I’m leaving tornado alley and would never live anywhere that sees hurricanes if I could help it, however.
>>34475779nta>The sky turns greenI'm from New England not old England but I've only seen that twice.I hate snow but when I consider that my alternatives are hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, or wildfires I think I'm good here.>>34475783Neutral opinion. At least he'd have something to talk about with my brother.
>>34475835maybe a little bit, but the amount of emotional toil it causes I'm thinking I should cut ties and not settle for anything other than a real relationship
>>34475836>highwaysWho tf wants to see a highway
>>34475839Well hit me up when that happens then, I can be her replacement
>>34475228Of course. I prefer them since I'm white myself.>>34475426Kinda nice since it signifies lust and desire but also kinda eh in a way.>>34475464I don't know if I snore actually. I used to but I got surgery to fix my nose not breathing properly. I drool and my pillow will usually have a big stain when I wake up. Haven't sleep walked since I was very little.>>34475723middle of summer, we eat at a lake restaurant or somewhere near a beach, then we go for a long walk until the sun goes down. And then idk, maybe sxe or just sleeping together.
>start cuddling with women (and to a lesser extent, my nephew who's now 3 and will climb onto me all the time)>realize my abs are still ticklish This is so fucking embarrassing. Would this give you an ick?
>>34475840Anyone who likes road tripping? Dumbass.
>>34475828fine do as you please
>>34475752going to the thrift store and finding legendary loot
>>34475836>It really isn’t a bad country, honestly. Worth a visitOnly good thing I've heard about your country is you do have some spectacular scenery. But I'd probably get shot for "trespassing" or something if I wanted to experience is. And I haven't even seen all the scenery in my home country yet.
>>34475840He's from a landlocked state he doesn't know any better don't listen to him.You should stop at a buc-ees though. It's a quintessential American experience.
>>34475840Drive I-70 through Utah and Colorado sometime, or I-90 from Seattle to Billings.
>>34475836>Worth a visitWould you even let me in?
>>34475852The scenery here is indeed spectacular.>But I'd probably get shot for "trespassing" or something if I wanted to experience is.lol, only if you actually were trespassing on somebody’s house. There’s enough public land in this country for you to never have to worry about accidentally intruding on some caricature of a hillbilly’s land.You’re frankly much more likely to experience random gun violence in a major city, and even then, you probably won’t unless you actively go looking for trouble.This place is a lot more like Western Europe than you might expect.
>>34475801The skin on the glans thickens up over time.
>>34475843Maybe if you're in new mexico lol, she's leaving for her home country in a month
Girls why haven't you leglocked him yet
>>34475817It's the worst age for women. They lost the spark in their eyes from youth nor do they have the life experience/body that an older woman has. They tend to spend this time doing nothing, hoeing around, eating hot chip and lying. in other words, they're boring as hell>>34475821you heard me.
>>34475866who said I haven't?
>>34475855>He's from a landlocked state he doesn't know any better don't listen to him.I grew up on the east coast. I have to wonder if you even like to go outside if you can’t see the appeal in driving through multiple states, soaking in the scenery and visiting kitschy tourist traps.
>>34475866>Girls why haven't you leglocked him yetWho says I haven't?
I wish a girl leglocked me
>>34475862Despite what you see on the news, yes. Just bring a burner phone, maybe.
>>34475861>I-90 from Seattle to Billings.Hell yeah. That’s a good one.
>>34475865I’m actually not that far from there R u a virgin?
>>34475869If you're trying to view scenery why would you drive on a road with an 80 mph speed limit?
>>34475863I'm just used to having the legal right to roam.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_roam
>>34475869Damn you sound like me, I grew up in CT and I love driving cross country whenever I can. What's your favorite tourist trap? I really like Pistachioland in New Mexico.
>>34475855>scenic drives? pfft what a flyover fag>you should go to a giant gas station instead:|
>>34475818Are you considering publishing it or posting it somewhere?
>>34475880I'm saying don't take the interstate dummy. Drive slower. On a road where you can pull off if you see something interesting you want to stop at.
Is it true women fantasize about being raped by men who beat up their boyfriends?
>>34475884I'm fantasizing about having more abalone shells, please shut your mouth.
>>34475884That's more of an intrusive thought when I'm mad at him like "this fucker couldn't/wouldn't protect me"
>>34475876I've only been to 3rd base
>>34475885We have this in my country, you jealous?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paua_House
>>34475884I fantasize about my boyfriend domming me while he's in drag, you know nothing good sir.
>>34475891Yes actually, give them all to me.
you know how some people have train autism? I have bridge autism, I love bridges
Incels have a point, being vulnerable is painful when rejected
>>34475891>Was
>I want a woman with a functioning libido>And she needs to be a loner virgin type>BUT she needs to have her hymenI don't get how guys ask for this with a straight face. I don't get how I used to myself. You can't have all three of these. If I lived the exact same life as I have as a woman, I would've been shoving so many different things inside myself. Hell, I did as much as I could as a man
>>34475899It's called the Madonna-Whore complex anon.
>>34475897It's in a museum now, you can still go see it.
>>34475899Thats the male delulu final boss modus operandi and you're in delulu land here.
>>34475899I just want a girl I like spending time with tbdesu
Girls, do you think all pit bulls should be killed?
>>34475899anime has plenty of those why cant real life?
>>34475899The men who say this want to date a teenagerMy standards are>functioning libido>friendly and social type>self-respecting and wouldn't have sex before marriage (or at the bare minimum, outside of a relationship)
>>34475895>Incels have a pointNo.
>>34475894briddges are simply inferior to tunnels
>>34475893Sorry, they're part of our cultural heritage.
Women, hiw would you feel if your bf was trying to win you a prize at a carnival type setting but repeatedly failed to do so?
>>34475899If you can't get a woman no matter what you do it's psychologically better to have unattainable standards. That's it, it's healthier to have the illusion that you're alone by choice than by force
>>34475906No, those are mainly an owner problem not an animal problem. Most pit bull owners should be put down though.
>>34475895Having put the woman in a position where she had to reject me feels worse than just being rejected. If it only affected me then I could probably take it. But it doesn't, it affects her too and she didn't choose to be in that position.
>>34475894How do you feel about the Royal Albert Bridge?
>>34475899Because I'm a loner virgin type that doesn't go around fucking people. Duh! Why can't you have all three?
>>34475906I think people who obsess over pitbulls are kinda pathetic desu.
>>34475914Lol
>>34475899Can I just ask for two of those things?
what does /atoga/'s youtube feed look like?
>>34475913Sorry, I do not care, I deserve them all.>>34475914That would be mega cringe since I probably had told him to not waste money on trying to make a show out of his masculinity to win some temu landfill slop I'll have to pretend to be grateful for and let it collect dust in my home and be an eye sore for enough years until I can discreetly try to get rid of it.
>>34475925Same actually, I've seen 4-5 videos there
>>34475925why are you a pedo gooner? do you have no shame?
I wanna lie in bed next to her
>>34475926>Sorry, I do not care, I deserve them all.Do a heist then.
>>34475926playing 1 to 2 rounds of a silly game to get a cute little stuffed animal is sovl though
>>34475934They will come to me in due time.
>>34475925PS anon, if you're into ASMR check out ASMR-200
>>34475912tunnels are the equivalent of a bottom in a gay relationship >>34475918I love it
>>34475718Is this supposed to be a flex or something? Weird flex if so.
>>34475935No, I've had to throw away so many gross plasticky stuffed animals precisely because of this mindset. One was so huge it was bigger than me and it was filled with saw dust... those things are vile.
>>34475930Liking lolis is not pedo
>>34475944nice bait pedo
I know there’s a word for wiggers but is there a word for Asians who act like that?
>>34475943how many carnival/fair dates have you been on wtf
>>34475894What is your favorite bridge?
>>34475907because anime characters are pictorialized versions of mens' thoughts. Real women operate on a much base-r level than men>>34475909>The men who say this want to date a teenagerYou know what? Fuck it, more power to them. You only live once, don't waste your life on people you aren't attracted to. If you live in a state where that's illegal or don't want to deal with pubic defenders that'll rewrite the law in a courtroom, move to goddamn Europe.>>34475919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1CfGwekTIQ
>>34475906Yea
>>34475948Enough to know it's a dumb idea to waste money on that, I'd rather go on another ride or get some cotton candy.
>>34475930the age of consent in Mexico is like twelve prease understandu
is there any femanon here into femdom?
>>34475925why are the thumbnails so fucking massive these days?
>>34475925
Is this true? Women know?
>>34475925MI don't even know anymore
WomenDo you ever get aroused seeing your own body naked?
It's weird how depression is self-perpetuating. Like the depression itself is trying to prevent you from doing the thing that would make you feel better about yourself.
>>34475955the answer to whether any woman is into [femdom related thing] is "no, unless she's severely mentally ill and was likely badly abused growing up"
>>34475949the big bridge from shadow of the colossusI know it's not a real bridge but I like it
>>34475925interesting
>>34475915>If you can't get a woman no matter what you doUnless you're melted and a complete fuck up of a person, you'll be able to find a female of the species who'll accept you. Diseased, homeless bums manage to have wives and girlfriends. Hell, a group of retards I witnessed at a farmer's market had a couple in there. It was a giant black dude and this tiny white girl holding hands non-stop and pausing every few booths or so to tardhug each other. It's still the sweetest thing I have seen this year.
>>34475957>heliocentricMixed feels about that guy
>>34475959ntaAre you sure you're not trolling? This is way too on the nose.
>>34475947Chigger>>34475925Yes please mr fed, take my data!>>34475950>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1CfGwekTIQ [Embed]??? I've never put anything up my ass.
>>34475966I'm a nerd, women don't want me
>>34475962seems like the proper place for me to ask then
>>34475970I don't know because I'm not even anti-israel (but I'm not really anti-palestine either)I do watch a good amount of booktube and apologetics youtube and if I scroll further I get a bunch of shit from Dune channels, Alex O'Connor, Heliocentric, G*vin Ortlund and harmony. Or pic related if I scroll more. I don't know why I got a John Oliver vid either because I've never watched him. I think I have succesfully baffled google on my worldviews.
>>34475795>niche>nerdyspeakers?
GenderPost the last song you listened to
porn addicts of /atoga/, is the ED meme real? Do you struggle to get it up?
>>34475982The Emptiness Machine
>>34475899I had a girl like that, I just had to ditch the "white" criteria for her and deal with a slew of family trauma.
>>34475982F, https://youtu.be/6EFRzuIJnboThat was actually like a week ago, I haven't really listened to any music lately.
>>34475968I like some of his vids but his overall vibe isn't quite my thing
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXHxuIJqgsU
>>34475976nerds have been mainstream since 2005. Get with the times
>>34475983no idea about the memes. but if i had issues with erections once, it was last time i got laid a few months ago, i was stressed enough i couldnt feel it
What kind of bullshit is this?
>>34475982MFull catastrophe by Summer Salt
I only poop once a week
>>34475983whats the ED meme? I'm more of a hentai addict but no I fap at least once a day, lots of times more than that and I'm already in my 30s
>>34475982M.Wellerman if mainstream song.Otherwise, the Ready Or Not soundtrack, specifically A New America, on repeat.
>>34475894You can't just say that and not tell us what your favorite bridge is.>>34475906No>>34475914I would feel bad that he wasted the money but it would be pretty funny/cute if he was a good sport about it. >>34475982FWaiting, Glue70I was walking
I accidentally reset my cookies and now the captchas aren't super easy anymore. At least it's down to 3/3 and the stupid pipe challenge is gone. I was doing 1/1 2 circles 1 half circle before.>>34475995contrarianism has gone too far
>>34475982 Mhttps://youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco?si=hQDhmrgHSS6Bxj7Ahttps://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE?si=WVA90DgmoXdlef-Jhttps://youtu.be/WYvji5AXOfk?si=SVJW7AMJ7Pq61JGo
>>34475993And somehow even more despised by girls ...
>>34475995I dunno, but I hate seeing other people happy. that man ought to be retrained in a sentence camp and the woman put to death for corrupting him
>>34475995A scam the somalis run where I live is to marry, have a bunch of kids, then legally divorce. The mother is now a single mother of many, and thus gets extra welfare shit, maybe even a house for free. The man, if he works, then pays alimony and child support to his supposed ex-wife, but that just stays within the family because the divorce is just a formality.It's pretty genius. I hope to find a woman willing to pull the same stunt. State-sponsored housewife.
>>34475998i guess that if you goon too much or to too weird of content you risk getting EDnever happened to me even remotely so i wanted to ask
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS792qY-y7M
>went to fast food place>girl sitting outside by herself just drink soda and staring at her phone>looked at me as i was going in and then went back to her phone and didnt pay me any attentionwould it be weird or disrespectful to just sit down with her and start talking? not trying to get her number or ask her out or anything, just sit down for a random conversation
>>34475982Mhttps://youtu.be/kClwJxgmrgk?si=2OdSSoxJnMP7rcyF
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XnEgstZfT8
>>34476009This is something working class people do I my country too. It's very successful because it's bloody hard to prove that a couple are still together.
>>34475799That means you're going to try Chad sometime... Sniff sniff bwaaaaa
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5igG68gPd8
men be like
>>34476009its not genius, it foreigners seing dumb laws for what they are and taking advantage
>>34476022>come here and kiss me on my big fat mouf
>>34476022hey
>>34476009This is originally why black families got divorced in the 50's, but then the men started to realize they could just go start another family instead.
>>34476014yeah it would be weird to go and sit with her and then start talking. im an autist as well, but i think its the other way around where you speak first and sit second
>>34475982Actually listened to: Disintegration - The CureIncidentally heard: Sympathy is a Knife - Charliexcx
>>34476022*shoots himself*
>>34476023Genius was an exaggeration. It's a pretty trivial scheme, my countrymen don't have the balls to do it and the government would swiftly patch it up if they tried at a large scale.
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMmigMO1HE
>>34476014yeah that's extremely weird
>>34476028sorry let me rephrase. i meant more like coming up to her, introducing myself, and asking if i can sit down, not just sitting down at her table and talking to her out of nowhere
>>34476022I CAN(T) (B)REE(D)
>>34476032a simple way to fix the isssue would be granting no acquired rights to anyone. you would level the playing ground and without any rules at all, there would be no rules to be exploited
>>34475995So what do they just not want to pay the licence fee like what are they even saying?
>>34476010that's "masturbating gives you hairy palms" level shit
>>34476015unironic banger>>34476014>sit downweird without prompting>start talkingnot weirdThe only time I've ever done that was at a uni cafeteria and I led by asking if I could sit with her, but I feel like university is a unique place. >>34476022I need to stop atogaposting and go do my work
>>34476036so where/how can i talk to strangers offline outside of bars?
>>34476040>there would be no rulesThat's would cause a whole heap of other issues. Which is why we have rules in the first place.
>>34476014you should ask before you sit down next to someone. Were you homeschooled?
>>34476045not, leave people alone ffs
Men would u prefer an ugly girl who never wears makeup or an ugly girl who wears makeup and looks less ugly but you still know shes ugly under the makeup?
>>34476045Don't
>>34476055The honest one please.
>>34475879>What's your favorite tourist trap? I really like Pistachioland in New Mexico.Probably the UFO Museum in Roswell.The last time I road tripped across I-90, I happened to be passing by Sturgis during the big motorcycle rally. That was cool too.
>>34476037that would entirely depend on how the conversation could have flown.>>34476048we have rules out of the human need for control, nothing else.
>>34476055Am I dating her? Because I really don't care what a woman I'm not dating does, I've been told my entire life to leave women alone, never approach them or look at them in public, so yknow.
>>34476063The human need to control the issues that unchecked anarchy causes.
>>34476022Plap
>>34476055probably the one that wears makeup. Unless it completely hides her original look.
Women be like>Rape? That could happen to me! :(But also>Rape? That could happen to me! :)
>>34475925MA bunch of manchild stuff, mostly
>>34476022Just found a new voice that immediately made me hit subscribe.
CALL ME FOR ANY REASON IF YOU NEED MECALL ME IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHTRIGHTSEARCH ME FOR EVERY CRITICAL DECISIONFASTER AND READYIN EVERY SEASONI AM A SUPER HEROLIKE A WARRIOR NOW IN ACTIONI AM A PERFECT HEROA SUPER MACHO FIGHTER FOR PASSION
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXrwscfKBc
Why does seeing an escort once seemingly turn a man into walking garbage in the eyes of women? It's currentyear.
>>34476055makeup obviously, ugly or nottake advantage of your appearance and the tools at your disposal
>>34476077MIt does in my eyes as well
>>34476072Bro just go jerk off to rape hentai, you don't need to project your fetish here.
Why do women send nudes to dudes online?
Foids want a +8Inch dick only to suck the tiponly one girl could take it down to the balls and even still she struggled
>>34476082I miss sex, I don't want to burden another woman since I've not gotten over my ex.
>>34476087and then u woke up
>>34476055I dont give fuck about what people say about make-up. if i like a woman i like her with or without a painted face, if she paints it up for me even better, its like a gift, and if i really like her, ill watch whatever colours she is chosing each new day for her own mental reasons, and try and interpret it like a painting.>>34476068we live in a world of unchecked anarchy, human relations are anarchical up to the state itself and how it interacts with other states. countries themselves are a way to try and control that anarchy and try and regulate it. but beneath that the world is still rule by the will of the strongest
>>34476087>Foids want a +8Inch dick only to suck the tipCan you really blame them? That shit doesn't look easy.
>>34475995I fucking hate that this is the law here>oh you arent married but you are together for an arbitrary amount of time (we decide how much, its subjective, go fuck yourself). So we will consider you the same as married. Better be prepared to pay if you seperateI swear the last option as a guy in this shithole is to break up after a year no matter what
>>34476087>Foids want a +8Inch dick only to suck the tipWhen you fantasize about having a coke can thick dick, why are you shocked when no one can fit in their mouth?
>>34476055If I've gone on more than one date with the ugly girl, I probably don't think she's ugly and don't really care whether or not she wears makeup.
WomenAre most of you praisesluts?
>>34476106what if shes like super duper duper ugly
>>34476111I'm pretty sure I'd feel the same way.
Women, would you hold my balls while watching shows?
WomenWould you be able to resist this guy? https://x.com/leamaric/status/1994855944510214271
>>34475982>All men
>>34475983No but I have trouble holding it for long without stimulation. I don't really care though
WomenIs it intoxicating, if a man praises you and says nice things to you and means them?
>>34476116What drug is that?
I had women lose their will and intensity after seing the size of my dick and saying i was too big for them. im only 17 cm
>>34475982M, on the jungle https://voca.ro/12FqKFsxukdN>>34475961depression is a bitch tbqh, tell it to fuck off >>34475950lol based bruno powroznik posterRIP a legend (this guy died in his 50s ): )
>>34475983Nah, I fucking wishmy morning wood makes me spend way too much time in the morning to actually take a piss
>>34476130dumb pornbrained coomer
>>34476132I don't even watch porn and I get morning wood like every 2-3 days? I'm 26. Probably ogre for me.Should I go get my test levels checked?
>>34476131>tell it to fuck offIt won't let me.
>>34475982Mheavy bag work hits different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Y3UBG1oOs
>>34476130Mine is the same size, and critics are calling it "huge" and "fat"Kinda felt like they were blowing smoke up my ass though desu
>>34475723M, she stabs me in the heart and then takes cyanide and we die together>>34475609just leave me be ): my old work crush used to grab my ass and it's annoying desu. sometimes I am busy w shii
>>34475982FSecret Lovers by The Heaven’s Gate Ranch by I Hate Myself
>>34475211
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SucBpQiwYZU
GenderLast song you coomed to?
>>34476130When you have to use lube for PIV it's literally over
>>34476127It's called being an alpha male.
>>34475982M, have some ambient shii https://voca.ro/11ABV5bql8iR
>>34476140to be fair, i did have one asking me "is it in yet?" but when they say its big, its mostly never really a good thing
>>34476124If I like them, yes
>>34476124No. They lie about shit all the time.
>>34476147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_odYJvBuU
>>34475832Well, it kinda is. Glad its going out of style
>GenderHave (You) ever been inexplicably very attracted to a person? Maybe they weren't as attractive as your brain was trying to convince you they were, or they simply weren't your type, but you practically felt like you could jump in bed with them?
>>34476153Who hurt you?
>>34476152And if y
>>34475894Thoughts on covered bridges
>>34476161Statistics class in highschool
>>34476153I'm guilty of this and I still feel bad about it. I had pity sex with a girl and pressured her into more sex by constantly kissing and fondling her while she wanted to sleep
GenderHow do I just get my homework done and stop getting distracted?
>>34476165Same, I can trace my racism back to it.
femanon can i touch you inappropriately?
>>34476167i dont!! i have a 79 in calc and a 81 in chem :[
>>34476160MI've never quite felt that sort of disconnect, but I have been blindsided by a woman who I didn't realize was my type until I met her.
>>34476153>and means themseems statistics took priority over english
WomenYou need to answer this honestlyWould you lose all of your rights granted to you by jewish feminists, if it meant, that men could never lie to you again and when they show interest in you, it's always sincere?
>>34476153Nobody's coercing your fat ass lolmao
>>34476116>This is a little uncomfortable :/Just tell him to fuck off damn
>>34476167we can study together anon...
>>34476167FIf you fail it can fuck up your entire future
>going back to undergrad as a total loser in your late 20sthis might be the ultimate humiliation ritual
>>34476174No
Whats up with guys that read Camus? Whyre they all like that?
>>34476165NerdI took precalc instead, then college algebra, now I never have to do math again
>>34476183Meh, i did it and im doing alright now. I miss NEETing so bad tho
>>34476087Hey I want a 6-7 inch and I can gobble it no problem.
Lesbian women, why are you so aggressive?
>>34476185MIdk what that is, sounds like a philospherI think people who read philosophy are fagsRead for fun, or read for practical knowledge, don't read some out of touch old fucks ideas
>>34476185they have a lot of emotion but also shit taste in art because they enjoy Camusrecipe for being an annoying person
>>34474579if you're curious btw, the date went fucking awfully lol (can talk more tomoz but about to go bed)>tfw was kinda nervous before, so had a couple beers en route; got talking to this down syndrome guy on the train lol so necked the beers while yapping to him>tfw had a nice chat with the gal I got her a coffee and we played a relatively simple board game, but she was laughing at my shit moves >tfw played a more complicated game and I played like dogshit; still came kinda close to her score-wise but I could tell she was getting pissed off and annoyed at how long I was taking to make moves>tfw had to dip early before dinner (even though she booked the table for another hour) cause I needed to get train back, but we said our goodbyes>tfw train was delayed so got a bottle of cider from store nearby to kill time>tfw vaped and got next train back and had smooth ride back>tfw was tipsy when I got home, and my mom and her bf massively crashed out at me, threatening to kick me out again if I drank again (and that my sis wouldn't take me back, that much is obvious)>tfw had to hug and reassure my crying mom, after this girl ghosted meI'm just going to sleep and then work and villainmaxx desuI just can't fucking live in the real world anymore. I can't do this reality any longerEveryone hates me, I can't accept reality anymoreReal life is a farce!!I'm migrating my consciousness to an alternate reality so have to gib my adieusSo long cowboys~
>>34476183thats why i was asking about femdom, i want something tammer like getting sodomized by a trio of women to wipe that shame away from me
Watching some stupid live tv competition show and this player looks like a dorky 24 yo dude that makes jokes and stuff, he's a YouTuber with a lot of jokes and stuff. Hs also a photographer THEN they show his gf and is a literal 10/10 modelIt's crazy how it works.
>>34476188well you're a gay man so your throat is bigger by default
>>34476191Yeah okay Im satisfied with this answer.
>>34476196show us the guy n the gf
>>34476196It isnt crazy at all?
foidswould you date your moid version
>>34476160M. Yes.
>>34476201I have to wait until they upload it to YouTube in a couple of hours (it's on right now)
>>34476205Sharon swainley or whatever her name is has always been a butterface though
>>34476178I'm supposed to write about ecosystems and pollution in lakes
>>34476210thats a lie
>>34475982Malehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhLIHhwhMw>>34476073>swivelpost your favorite flash RIGHT NOW
>>34476167You just have to sit down and start. Once you get over the initial mental hurdle it's usually easier to continue until it's done. Easier said than done though. I've been struggling with this the past month.
>>34476215geography class? is it for ur major?
>>34476218Thats her niche bro. Butt ugly but with hot bodyKek you cant even see her face in the video you posted
State gender. Have you ever hooked up with someone married or engaged (not to you)?
>>34476183I did it in my thirties. And then again took a couple of undergrad courses in my forties.
>>34476225she's cute
>>34476226MVirgin so no
>>34476115Yes, and if we're watching a horror I'll squeeze them when I'm scared
>>34476204Come on, it's a bit crazy
>>34476226yeah
>>34476236state gender retard
>>34476192You could just quit the booze.
>>34476233If thats the price i have to pay... then so be it
>>34476237sorry mbMhad sex with my landlord and she was married
>>34476229Cute is what you call girls who you wouldn't call sexy or beautiful but you don't want to outright insult. She's mid at best, facially
WomenIs it weird that I want a chick to feel my pulse through my penis?
>>34476192have you tried not drinking? It saves a lot of money plus you don't get fat
>>34476239He can't really
>>34476226M. No.
>>34476205I feel like my moid version would be chad since I'm already 6'2" and all the men in my family are above 6'4". Depends on his personality tho.>>34476218She has a nice smile, I dont see the butterface either. :/>>34476087We dont though. Theyre just nice to look at. Look up boyfriend dick, its real af.>>34475982Spelling - AlwaysLush - Light from a dying starS&TB - Forever
>>34476185What, am I a Type of Guy for enjoying The Stranger now?
>>34476243bruh she's sex incarnate
>>34476192>a man old enough to buy booze watches The Amazing Digital Therapy SessionPlease tell me you're in Hawaii or somewhere else where the drinking age is further away from my age
>>34476243This is not true. Sometimes a girl is even all three.
>>34476252He's in the UK and in his late 20s
>>34476222it's a project combining geography and biology.
>>34476239>You could just quit the boozeI can't lol I'm an alcoholic, imma end up homelessbut you're right I could desu. my gramps did for his wife and was successful. I don't have a wife though I'm a retarded incel>>34476245>have you tried not drinking?I've tried and it's fucking shit lol, I'm legitimately suicidal when I'm sober. like I genuinely might as well kill myself if I have to be sober forever.>>34476220based renard enjoyer :v
>>34476251The face in this picture doesn't even look like the same person. Is it supposed to be?
I'm in love with a butterfaced girl!
>>34476243A girl can be cute when she wears baggy sweats, with messed up hair, and the same girl can be sexy in lingerine its not mutually exclusive
>>34476022
>>34476259oh no, this nigga is face blind
>>34476258>You could just quit the booze>I can't lol I'm an alcoholic,:| nigga come on>I can't quit my drug of choice. I'm an addict!Being an addict just means that you NEED to quit
>>34476263Is surprise parities something that happens in reality?
>>34476252I'm almost 30 lel>>34476246I did promise my mom tonight that I would. But I fucking won't. I already know I can't get sober and I'm going to be homeless again
>>34476248>Theyre just nice to look at.Big dicks a...are nice to look at for girls?! B but I thought it was a pornbrained meme...W...will women not like an average sized dick in a porn video?
>>34476264This webm is cute.
>>34476248>Look up boyfriend dick, its real af.its the subpar dick you settle with because you have to after being stretched out by chad for your entire 20s?
>>34476261Thats not cute its just sloppy.
>>34476265>Being an addict just means that you NEED to quitI wish I could but I honestly just don't know how. I legitimately just don't know how. I can't stop myself from drinking and doing drugs and other mad shit. I don't understand how people can rawdog this life sober, isn't it just so fucking shit and miserable?? that's how I feel all the time soberI can talk more tomorrow but desu Imma just spend tomorrow doing suicide research or smth to finally end this shit
>>34476226>State gender. Have you ever hooked upM, lost me there.
WomenWhat is wrong with a man into history?
warmm moid handsss..
>>34476276>I wish I could but I honestly just don't know how.AA exists for a reason. Most people can't do it alone.
>>34476272not her but im pretty sure its a slightly above average dick that isnt massive big dicks are nice but what men consider "big" generally borders on agonizing to actually use
>>34476281How about non fat ones
>>34476281Keep those grubby mitts away from me.
>>34476280Sign of autism, poor social development, and/or chud opinions
>>34476281My ex gf told me my hands are small and my cock is kinda squishy instead of hard.
>>34476280What started as a routine>hehe byzantine history is funswiftly became>let me tell you about the jews and their shenanigans
>>34476281Here you go, its still warm, freshly severed :^)
I wanna share a drink with her
>>34476288Those rascals do get up to a lot of shenanigans and chicanery in all fairness
>>34476280Nothing, unless he's a trad retard jerking off to his medieval LARP. I myself like history.>>34476288Yeah what this anon said. Funny enough, I've actually been studying Jewish history lately, so that could be something to bring up when history is brought up in these threads.
How do I ickmaxx?
>>34475982F. My latest walking album Man Bites Dog by Femtanyl. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kEI2WdQkYf982ibmTUcyuR8s7Chif1-GE&si=SaF86ZgnEeQLVTa2>>34476146Hey this kinda slaps>>34476220This slaps too
>>34476283So big dicks are desired after all ;( as an average (even slightly shorter than) looser it sucksAt least I'm going out with a couple girls these weeks.
>>34476282I went to some AA sessions and fucking hated it. A bunch of fucking normalfag chads talking about how they got le sober and are happy now with a wife and kids and good job. Genuinely just fuck off lol. The only person I actually liked was my old addiction counsellor but I could only see her for a while before I had to go to some group bullshit which I would have to get time off for work for (at the time I couldn't), so I stopped.
What does it actually feel like to be an alcoholic trying to get off the sauce?
>>34476269w why a are you t talking like that? Yes its just male on male psychosis. Most "male beauty standards" are strictly imposed by other men.>>34476272Exhibit A - Psychosis>>34476226I dont hook-up, I dont settle and I play(ed) for keeps.>>34476280It depends, but /K/ men or anyone into wartime history are a big fucking no. >>34476295See above.
>>34476297who tf cares bro as long as you can get hard and dont have a micropenis 95% of the equation is how u fuck anyway, shit is so irrelevant
>>34476283>slightly above averagethere it is
>>34476277>Instead of drinking you can try smoking crackI tried that already kek. I have ADHD so coke relaxes me. Almost too much I can't do it often, plus I'm broke as hell
>>34476302He's jerking off to this you know
>>34476300I've had alcohol withdrawal a lot of times, it feels like running a fever with bugs crawling all over you, sometimes you'll hallucinate stuff on your ceiling when you're trying to sleep.
>>34476299Maybe stop being so judgemental
>>34475955Sure but I'm not actively pursuing it
>>34476160MDefinitely
>>34476299You should probably try it again sometime. You need to get out of your comfort zone man.
>>34476295Livestream yourself perving on woman at your local ren fair.
>>34476301War is the only interesting thing in history though.
>>34476242Did she give you a deal?
>>34476301What's wrong with /k/? The only history they care about is like tanks and planes and boats and shit. Oooo tiger panzer sherman blah blah blah so icky
>>34476308How long does that last?
>>34474139did someone say techno?????????? https://voca.ro/16ObEf7CXBbC>>34476309judgemental towards whom?????????????the AA normalchads could fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have nothing in common with these normie chad niggers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>34476300like hell lol XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXit just makes me realise how fucking awful life is as a hated incel PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPand how us incels need to cause suffering and harm to others at every given opportunity WOOWGOAWRLJHREKL;HERJ;LKHJ;Lelliot rodger is a hero to me 249T9042Q690346903590W90099090and christine chubbuck. and the pajeet who crashed air india Air India Flight 17 ARG\JKL;BJ\FLK;VAADZCX JKL;ZXCJK;LJKJwe need more cels to do mass killings and rise up against normalchuds tbqh.1111111111111111111119999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
>>34476293Yeah, but who doesn't?
>>34476281i wish women would post like this genuinely. Makes me feel desired for once
>>34476281*Cups your boobs*
>>34476284dont be weird..>>34476287small hands are nice too, as long as they are warm>>34476290at least youre more generous than the other anons
>>34476301>anyone into wartime historythis attitude always fascinates me. Do you just skip over some of the most transformative events and time periods that occur across the planet? I see this sentiment repeatedly and I find it totally bizarre
>>34476317Laughable statement.
Sobriety feels great. Drunk feels great. But whatever you call the in between sucks
My favorite ren faire memory is when a chubby redneck woman in a dirndl who sounded like Dick van Dyke told my dad, who's from Gloucester, England, that he needed to work on his British accent
>>34476301I was just memeing. I agree its male on male psychosis but I wish my dick was nice to look at for random women and not only my gf
>>34476318No she was just into me and we hung out a few times and she let me fuck her while she was drunk once, after that we started banging once a week or so when she'd come by to check on something at the complex
>>34476323>incel>had sex with women multiple times
>>34476330>But whatever you call the in betweenThat's called drinking and is pretty fun.
>>34476330As a stoner, sobriety is great. Being high is great.Getting "medium" and endlessly chasing being high fucking sucks ass.
>>34476329What else am I supposed to read about. Treaties and land agreements? Gtfo
>>34476307I'm not
>>34476341The arts and sciences mayhaps perchance?
>>34476323Lmao
>>34476328>>34476319>>34476317I dont disagree with this but time and time again its somehow a very good indicator that a man is a misogynist.
>>34476124Lil bit>>34476160F no?>>34476174No that's a terrible trade>>34476205I think male me would look too much like my dad it would be creepy>>34476226FNot that I know of and I hope not
I just want to be lusted after by several women through my life u.u
>>34476331The various regional english accents can be cartoonishly ridiculous.
>>34476322Couple of days to a week before you feel normal again, depends on how much you were drinking.
>>34476331authentic english accents are often unironically more ridiculous and hideous to the ear than campy americans pretending to be from the 12th century.
>>34476348My grandpa is from Liverpool, and I could barely understand what he was saying a lot of the time lol
>>34476343Art and sciences sucked until the Renaissance, war was always cool>>34476345I literally dgaf about women
>>34476325what makes you think its not genuine
>>34476347maybe it has happened. i lusted after a guy for 2 years and nothing happened and i gave no signs.
>>34476160F. Yes, personality and your connection matter a lot..
As a 8/9/10 is it wrong to tell sub-6s to settle?
GenderDoes sex or masturbation feel different for you the older you've gotten?
>>34476353His was really mild from having already lived in the states for most of his adult life. I wish he would have busted out his Cockney impression on the spot for her
Whoops, wrong imageGenderLast time you sunbathed. Do you even do that?
>>34476341https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_historyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_linguistics
>>34476364MNo I'm pale
>>34476343the weapons and machines of war are artful and scientific imo.
>>34476163Then.. my heart gets happy? Also depends what I'm being praised on.
>>34476364Why do you have swimsuit fanart of the little girl from Clifford the Big Red Dog, big dog
>>34476365This means nothing Science was just making shit up and saying it must be the gods or the spirits or whatever for 95% of human history
>>34476352Sounds doable if you really motivated to fix your life. And after that?
Why is violence "cool" to men?
>>34476362M22It doesn't feel nearly as good as it did in high school but I do it much more often now than then. During Covid I would maybe fap once or twice a month, my libido was so low. Honestly wish I was like that now
>>34476374Men are born and breed to kill. Why do you think we have such good upper body strength and locomotion and aggression
>>34476373>And after that?ntaAccept that you probably can't trust yourself to drink in moderation ever again.
>>34476167F. I heard someone say an ADHD hack is to drink a big cup of water, then start work, you can only allow yourself to piss when you've completed the assignment etc. Obviously don't let your bowels explode but it keeps you focused because you don't want to do us on peeing.
>>34476372You're just very boring.
>>34476373Well then you've got to find something else worth living for, which is the hard part.
>>34476370she makes my dog the big red dog
>>34476380>you can only allow yourself to piss when you've completed the assignment etc. Obviously don't let your bowels explodeWhere do you think piss is stored?
>>34476374It's not.>>34476379Sounds like a reasonable price to pay.
>>34476383More like the big red dong haha
>>34476374I don't think violence is cool. I just like military stuff. The uniforms, equipment, vehicles, weapons, all that's fascinating to me. I don't like, wish I could kill people or desire to participate in some "valourous" battle.
>>34476174No tf, no right means I can't do anything even if they weren't lying.
>>34476362MI chose to remain celibate for a while after I dumped my ex and haven't had sex in seven years.I'm much less concerned about getting laid than I was when I was a teenager or twenty-something.I masturbate less often than I did when I was younger, but I never did it enough to lose any sensitivity or anything. On average, I do it maybe three or four times a week.Lately, though, I've gone for it multiple times a day for about a week. I'm jonesing for sex right now.
Baiting moids <3
>>34476359True. It's a shame I never acted much and dating apps have warped my mind.
>>34476382Personally I think being able to hold on to a job and your family so you don't have to be homeless would be worth it. Living homeless fucking sucks. Even more than having a job.
>>34476365these are cool too. But I think to appreciate the subtleties of stuff like histories of academic fields or anthropological stuff, its much easier to introduce people to a more general narrativized procession of human events. Easier to read Augustine if you've read Plato, that sort of thing
>>34476393A shrimp cocktail would workOr fried mozzarella sticksCharcuterie boardId definitely eat that
>>34476335I've never had sex, I'm nearly a wizard, I'm a truecel, if you want to get into that. Not physically bc I'm good looking bit mentally I'm a total nutcase according to my peers.Seriously though, they're going to force me to take meds again. I'm going to be brainwashed into becoming niggerlicious again. It's either that or the sombre deathmarch. You too would die nobly than become a slave and a nigger, would you not??My grandfather even told me, don't inhale the smoke because there are all kinds of poisons in it and indoctrinations from many Arabs and Muslims. They're trying to infuse their ancestral ghosts into our psyche so we carry out this nigger crime and them destroy our planet before a nuclear explosion that will warp every species on earth and ergo death ):>>34476354>could barely understand what he was saying a lot of the time lolSkill issue desu>>34476370>Clifford the Big Red DogThat was such a lit show and book series
>>34476385>Sounds like a reasonable price to pay.Yup.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-D42SzbaOs
>>34476393Please get more entertaining bait.
>>34476199I'm a girl but alright xD
>>34476404>T.ranny
>>34476400>Skill issue desuHe and my grandmother both found it hilarious how we pronounce squirrel as "skwurl" instead of "skwir-ell" over here
>>34476205Yes I probably would
>>34476397Point is there is so much interesting history that isn't directly about wars. Even though admittedly an alarming amount of human history is tied to war in some way.
>>34476393More like 'bating moids.
>>34476226F. Nope and never had a casual hookup.
>>34476410>Even though admittedly an alarming amount of human history is tied to war in some way.Computer science has only managed to get to where it is today thanks to war.
>>34476393you're either helping the weird masochist ones get off or waisting time getting baited yourself, lose/lose
>>34476244No, I like feeling it as well..
>>34476386
>>34475982Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPH5XPnZfVU
>>34476364I thought this was an incredible tub of cookies and cream ice cream
>>34476400Blowjobs are sex dude
>>34476395i've never used any dating apps (opposite of romance and organic attraction) but 99% of people only have bad things to say about them, maybe people should just collectively stop using them at this point lmao
>>34476424That does look like the cookie crumble mother lode now that you point it out
>>34476417How is that supposed to make me favor that? Computers are fucking gay>b-but you-don't care. Gay.
>>34476347I've had 1 (one) girl lusting after me once, felt pretty good
>>34476428Not my angle. I just find that interesting and a little bittersweet.
>>34476420Oh my...Also, is it an ick when the dick isn't rock hard? Like, it's still squishy even if fully hard. My dick is just not stiff like a rock ;(
>>34476425Never had a blowjob lol, and never will. Ate out my ex, that was all
>>34476417And?
is there any way to find out, without directly asking, if a guy has been celibate or not? basically not having hookups.(after a breakup with fiancee 5+ years ago and being alone since then)
>>34476439I wasn't trying to argue anything. I just find that interesting.
>>34476362MNever had sex because I'm a truecel.Masturbation was kinda fun when I first personally "discovered" it, but very quickly lost its charm.Tbh I enjoyed "sex" somewhat when I was molested as a kid in Catholic school kek. I know really that they had my best interests at heart and did nothing truly wrong really. As gross fucked up as it sounds. But in reality, I'm a sick and useless cunt who should die, and just stay away from everybody.
>>34476364>Last time you sunbathed. Do you even do that?Last weekend. I got a privacy fence installed in my backyard so I could actually sunbathe because I hate tanlines.
>>34476426I partly agree w you. Otoh, I'm getting an couple dates now thanks to dating apps in a long time. Also, a friend of mine gets constant dates with it But I agree!
>>34476444>I hate tanlines.:'(
>>34476364MYears ago in my beach daysI have no tan, I'm an ugly fuck now
>>34476441>is there any way to find out, without directly asking, if a guy has been celibate or not?I don't imagine so.
>>34476435That seems rare, I reckon the opposite is 10x more common kek
>>34476435>oral sex>not sex
>the asshole is still spamming relentlessly>it still hasnt killed itself yet
I'm sorry I met you darling
>>34476364MNo joke, probably around eleven years ago. My then girlfriend wanted to lay out on her roof, and I wanted to see tits.
>>34476450it's not fun being risk-averse. ty anyway.
do you lot like asmr, /atoga/if you do please link some asmr videos or creators you enjoy and recommend
>>34476364F. I don't sunbathe.
>>34476282Tbh I might try to stay sober with the motivation that the crippling depression and listnessless from it might finally and truly drive me to suicide. I've been blotting it out for too long with alcohol and drugs, it's time to actually just man up and do it.
How often is it reasonable for my man to come 'home' and have glitter on him
>>34476465What do you mean 'home'
Eating potato RAW!!!! CUS IM A REAL MAN!!!!
>>34476465Who even wears glitter now adays?
>>34476451How lol? I've eaten out multiple girls, never had bj, guess I'm a truecel kek>>34476452Doesn't help>>34476453Gimme a dagger>>34476461Asmr irritates me
>>34476384I mean don't let yourself die over an assignment at that point just go and piss
>>34476465you are being cucked to astronomical degrees if he is repeatedly covered in fucking GLITTER bro
>>34476469Baddies
>>34476469a whore
>>34476466he doesnt pay rent but he sleeps in my bed every night
>>34476452*doesn't count
>>34476471I mean most men are averse to ever going down on their gf but most women are willing to do the same for their bf's. Probably 10% of women never experience it, but for men it's probably like 1% (for people who have been in a relationship)
>>34476406You really can't accept I'm a biological female.. cuz I like cock wow so fantastical
Would be cool to have sex again at some point.
>>34476478The shit women will do for some niggas
>>34476471You immediately reminded me why I don't come here anymore.You are the worst kind of poster and you don't care that everybody hates you.You still very much enjoy hurting others.
>>34476473lmao GIVE ME PROOF
>>34476364FNever. Vampire Goth requires no sun. It’s umbrella season
>>34476481>I mean most men are averse to ever going down on their gfi find this incredibly hard to believe
>>34476482That creature is gay for trannies and hopes you're one lel
>>34476482Post dick
>>34476479Cunnilingus is legally sex dude. Stop posing and accept that you're not an incel
>>34476490Then idk what to tell you, you've been living in a cave your whole life it seems.
>>34476478what is your problem?
>>34476433Mm not necessarily an ick but I probably wish it was rock hard. You're not rock hard like when you're about to come?
>>34476492>xer wants to see dicksLike clockwork
>>34476444>privacy fencemy neighbor built an illegal raised patio on his backyard. It didn't stop me, now he has to deal with seeing me naked
>>34476493nta, if anything its MORE intimate than p. i.v. i mean ones face is literally in their cooter
>xerwhat even is that
>>34476442You can probably associate anything to war if you try hard enough. Doesn't make war the only thing in history worth studying.I have a vague recollection of a professor saying that the mathematics of Fourier series came about because Joseph Fourier was on campaign with Napoleon in Egypt, and was thinking about heat transfers.Fourier series gave rise to Fourier transforms which are pretty important to a lot of information technology we take for granted today.
>>34476495where are you getting that attitude from?
How do I fuck do I be romantic?Every date I've ever been on has gone exactly the same:>hey>whoah haha>damn that's crazy >yup, yeah>mmmhm wow>*end up at her apartment*>yup mmmhm, well, I guess imma get going, you have a good nightLike I genuinely have no idea how to pivot to romantic. I just treat dates like hanging out with friends
>>34476453You should precede with good example.
>>34476497i want love and thought i found it?
>>34476503Like gen x people, uhh 1965-1980 i.e. "I'm an X'er" ecks-err
>>34476481>most men are averse to ever going down on their gfReally lol? I just went down on any huzz who asked for it. Never got offered bj tho>>34476493I'm a truecel. Nobody would dver let me do piv kek because I'll never be Chad.. I have to accept my truecel crazy cat uncle life.
>>34476192>tfw played a more complicated game and I played like dogshitKek moids being retarded at board games.
>>34476490Yeah sadly in the real world most girls are not getting oral AT all.
>>34476509So funny every time
>>34476506Instead of leaving her apartment, fornicate with her
>>34476205No. I did that morph.
>>34476491Okay yeah I'm not surprised
>>34476515Blows my mind. I ate pussy before I ever had sex or got my dick sucked
>>34476482I believe you and validate your love of cock.
I'll only give oral to HOT girls
>>34476506Tension, you're supposed to be courting her.
>>34476461I don't like real asmr, but I do like female voice acting roleplays that often gets mislabelled as asmr, sometimes even by the creators themselves.Here's a creator who used to do audio roleplays that I used to enjoy, but seems to now have transitioned into doing more asmr stuff.https://www.youtube.com/@mirismusings
>>34476516whats funny is that i get played EVERY TIME
>>34476374I think it's partly due to testosterone. Testosterone makes anyone more prone to competing with each other so watching two guys in a boxing match for example tickles that part of our brain into thinking "wow this is cool as fuck" or we enjoy it through less violent but still competitive means via other sports
>>34476323QT2 has big shoes to fill being so lulzy random. He's still in his shy virgin phase.
What type of restaurant makes for a good first date?What type of restaurant makes for a bad first date?
>>34476515>>34476495does this mean being really into giving oral is an advantage on some leveli dont mean in a "yes babe im a feminist too" way, just personal enthusiasm
>>34476465As often as he has a reasonable explanation for it.
>>34476518>>34476526But how?
>>34476532It's rare and would give you and edge yup
>>34476468Cuz ur horny qnd need to take the edge off
>>34476483Yeah, a-again...
>>34476514Lmao, oh you decrepit landwhale...I hope your poor children never have to see you again, and be reminded of what a pathetic mother they have>>34476485>You still very much enjoy hurting othersTrue lol. I'm the villain and I'm tired of pretending that I'm not lol. I was born to be evil and spread suffering and torment
>>34476533A man who works in a warehouse never has a reasonsble explaination for glitter on his neck??
>>34476483I was able to pretend sex didn't exist for years but really want to fuck a woman I know. It would be very cool.
>>34476433It's an ick if there is shit on the tip of the dick
>>34476515This is a crime against humanity
>>34476535As the old banner says>put p*n*s into vag***>???>profit
Most dating advice is relative. Just communicate, take care of your body, mind and try to find someone complimentary.
>>34476539Why tf are you MAD again? Why am I not allowed to laugh at your misfortune when YOU POSTED IT?
>>34476543ok Sade
>>34476461Yes, but usually I just search for what I'm into at the moment, so I don't have any specific names.Except maybe BadGirlUK, but I think she hasn't been around in years.
>>34476540Maybe there's been a lot of leaky glitter crates lately. Glitter is no joke. There's like cia military government conspiracy shit going on with it. No joke, look that shit up. Maybe the cia agents are doing something to your bf haha ha
>>34476545Except when you're autistic and dating, like most posters.
>>34476531>What type of restaurant makes for a good first date?A food stand or kiosk honestly >What type of restaurant makes for a bad first date?Any sit down restaurant but especially a fancy Michelin star place
>>34476546You are allowed ofc, I'm just mad in general. It's nothing personnelllll.
>>34476531Not sure about the first, but I can answer the second. Applebees and Denny's are trash-tier resturuants.
>>34476550LMAO so funny. But its a different color everytime.I am not even mad anymore, it happens so often.
>>34476532YESS you would be a keeper in a lot of women's eyes
>>34476545>try to find someone complimentary.You mean "complementary."
>>34476553Quit bein a dorkusBe a good boy
>>34476528At some point you only have yourself to blame
>>34476556>glitter>not madthats almost more scary
>>34476153I have fucked 9 women, but I have never "told women what they wanted to hear" other than when I meant it and felt it was true.Didn't tell most of the 9 women overtly nice things and i'm not a chad so why did they have sex with me the ones I didn't say nice things to?
>>34476522Thank you anon
How 2 date friend who is a woman
>>34476561eh, men come and go. will find someone who is honest and not a cheater when im not looking.
So were they watching Truman jork it during The Truman Show
It's 2AM, my single female neighbour creeps crying alone in her room. She does this almost every other night for some reason, I think she has a job but there's this horrible wailing and sobbing. If she wasn't alone I'd call the cops but I know she's not being harmedJust wtf?
>>34476570Yes, but this was only broadcasted to HBO subscribers
>>34476552>food stallawee yeah this this!!! So cute... Maybe if theres an area with some street food or a food truck where you can walk around together!! Thatd be so cuteee>>34476559Yeah thats on me. No braincells when im high
>>34476563Hey. There are more tactics there, that's the popular one.
>>34476565I would even let you suck my cock, because I support women.
>>34476571And I think she's 27, I'm really weirded out
>>34476571She's lonely. Gift her some stuff instead of spending money at church.
>>34476577Put me in touch with her, I the crying to cries if you'd like
>>34476573lol mood>>34476577why do you have her age and marital status memorized im ctfu
>>34476571>>34476577>neighbourWould she date a 30 year old American moid?
>>34476544I don't want to be accused of being a creep or rapist
>>34476580Cuz the landlord fucked up and accidentally sent me her social security number in an email kek. I don't know if she's single but she has that look plus no guys ever go into her apartment
>>34476506F. If you actually want to be romantic then compliment her (some something you actually think is true), hold the door open/her chair, offer small touches of physical contact (but obvi don't do it if she declines or semes uncomfortable), offer to hold her hand, look at her lips, listen intensely and be interesting in what's she's talking about if possible (the smouldering look guys have in photoshoots that girls fawn over is just him looking concentrated aka girls want to be the centre of your attention), kiss her hand, make her blush, brush her hair back, offer to hold her things, flirt/banter, put yourself in positions where you can be physically closer with her. Girls want all the extra shit. If she's receptive or reciprocating, she wants you, proceed to fornicating like the other anons said.
>>34476540Idk, does he?
>>34476585Just do it consensually?
>>34476540wah tif he works ar the glitter warehouse
>>34476586So you went onto the SSN verification service and looked her up? Creep. An honest person wouldve contacted his fukken landlord about it? Hey you gave me somebody's ssn?
>>34476576Oh how gracious you are
>>34476574Yeah that's exactly why it's a good. The best first date is walking and talking, with some breaks sitting in a park
>>34476587>then compliment herI do this in a friendly way as well. I don't know how not to>offer small touches of physical contactthat makes me uncomfortable>kiss her handNo>brush her hair backsee first point>flirt...how>proceed to fornicatingHOW
>>34476605Begone, Howie
>>34476605Nigga
>mfw they don't know about BIG GLITTER
>>34476605brUh
>>34476590funniest thing i have read all day
>>34476601I do what I can.
>>34476605Literally me except I don't even compliment people
>>34476597I'm not American anon, our SSNs have birthdates on them>An honest person wouldve contacted his fukken landlord about it? Hey you gave me somebody's ssn?I did? Idk why you're making this into some issue, it's not like I wrote it down or something
>>34476605>that makes me uncomfortableOffer your hand, then she puts her hand in yours, and then you kiss it soft lipped.Just do it.Get over yourself.
>>34476619Oh. I didn't know non americans had social security. I thought it mightve been called something else
>>34476605>that makes me uncomfortableIf I only did what was comfortable I would weigh 400lbs and ride a mobility scooter everywhere
>>34476622It is but for practical purposes I use the term SSN and not national identification number. They have the same purpose anon
I'm about to glitter up, bros, here goes nothing.
>>34476615Thanks anon
>>34476587>offer to hold her hand>kiss her hand>brush her hair backIs this even allowed on a first date?
>>34476587>kiss her handIs this really a valid move on a first dateIt's my go to action once we are dating but seems like a bit too much to whip out on the first date
>>34476605Hey I gave you genuine steps, if this makes you uncomfortable I think you're just uncomfortable with being romantic. Unless you put yourself out of your comfort zone that shit ain't happening.
>>34476607>>34476608>>34476613listen geekmos I have never seen this done IRL, in any of the media I've watched/read (or at least I haven't picked up on it), or have had the opportunity to develop this skill at any point in my life. Excuse me for having unknown unknowns>>34476620the idea of putting my mouth on someone's body so casually makes my skin fucking crawl. It's viscerally uncomfortable and dredges up bad memories.>>34476624I'm sure you would
Glitter is honestly really sexy. Like imagine a girl head to toe in glitter. Unfffff
>>34476641Ur sparkling, big glitter.
>>34476639What bad memories? Were you SEXUALLY ASSAULTED or something
>>34476642NtaSolid thread today, lotta good one liners
Why do I keep seeing pornsick moids wishing they were molested by an older lady? Genuinely whats wrong with you and how did you end up like this?
>>34476649A lot of guys in this thread are sexually frustrated and fantasize about a woman with power over them (i.e. a senior) taking them sexually so they don't have to initiate themselves.
>>34476649*insert image of that one incel French movie*Pining for the lost love he never had as a teenager or something
>>34476632Personally on first date I'd stick to the non physical flirting I recommended, maybe more at 2nd/3rd date. Of course just use your judgement, if she seems hesitant it means she's uncomfortable for whatever reason and that you should slow down.
Tell me a secret so I can reply with "interesting..." please please please
>>34476651Nta but is it amelie?
>>34476649Being molested by a conventionally attractive woman is better than nothing, full stop. Women have to psyop men into thinking they were "molested" at all. They're just mad that they have it worse than us
Would you fuck a guy if he had a snake instead of a penis? Like it's the size of a penis and he can penetrate and the snake won't bite you.
>>34476654My secret: I've never wished to be molested by an older lady.
>>34476636Weirdly someone did this when first meeting me, went in for a hand shake but bro turned it into a hand kiss. I was a little shaken so I wouldn't recommend on the FIRST date, maybe later on if it seems she's into you as well.
Do you want to fight?Do you want to win?Or do you want to live?Which is it?
>>34476654I found the girl I'm dating's alternate social media username and know way more about her than she thinks I do. I'm still waiting for the right time to bring it up.
>>34476654I can cum really far
>>34476654In the lakeNear the intersection 3 paved, one dirtThats where I hid it.
>>34476660Interesting...
>>34476657No, it's Whatever (1999).
>>34476662You could lay on your back and be beatenYou could put up your fists and fightYou could try any way out
>>34476654My middle name is Franklin
>>34476498I mean yeah.But last time I asked my ex if my dick was hard she pressed it with her hand and said "hmm not that much"Yeah I'm hard but if you squish it it wont be literally rock hard :(
>>34476639I'm not sure why it makes your skin crawl but try working your way up. Start with the easier stuff with what I recommend and skip the physical contact.
>>34476637>genuine stepshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIWi4mnV-AM&t=133s>I think you're just uncomfortable with being romanticI have literally never seen romance in a way that isn't fake. I have never seen any genuine intimacy in stuff that isn't a fictional depiction. I aint doing that corny shit IRL. >>34476643More of horrible embarrassment and years to think about said embarrassments with no distraction
Yayayayay thank you everyone i love youuu>>34476665Interesting...>>34476664Interesting...>>34476663Interesting...>>34476671Very interesting...
>>34476672Also my ex would tell me my hands are small and not veiny and that I couldn't hold her long enough She wasn't even a bad woman. She just was honest with me I think.
either genderis it possible to cook rice on the stove with a pot with no lid?
>>34476662Death
>>34476683Yes, just inefficient.
>>34476659Wtf kind of question is this. I don't like the look of thicc snakes and im scared of them so no. I like cute skinny smaller snakes.
>>34476683Idk. I used to do it in a frying pan in college (with a lid) somehow it worked better than a pot but now that I've retried it I can never replicate it
>>34476672>>34476681Stop being so fucking gay, no wonder she didn't like you
>>34476662Blaze of glory for me
>>34476531A fine dining sushi place.Pizza.
Women, please remember that when you fuck us there's literally a fleshy sponge literally filled with blood and veins and arteries going inside you :(
>>34476690Wdym, please be constructive
>>34476649MIt's very much the same as how women all want to be raped by a minotaur or a billionaire werewolf or whatever. Most of us were horny as hell at that age and attracted to female authority figures. Much like the foid rape fantasy about the billionaire werewolf we probably wouldn't actually want it to happen to us if we had to deal with the irl consequences and negative aspects.
>>34476699You act like a bitch
>>34476676Then there you go, you're not doing that corny shit and you can't really do romance without being corny
>>34476649Our childhoods were the last time we had access to taller women, and the human brain is wired to seek out tall sexual partners.Can you imagine how miserable women would be if they were forever deprived of taller men?
>>34476681Well I hope you'll forgive yourself for your imperfections and find someone who still likes you despite these
>>34476704That's rude. I'm Acting soft in this thread, not irl. I was trying to be nice
>>34476683I've never tried it without a lid.. I don't think it would work well
>>34476708Thanks. Worst part is I'm veiny but only when my arms get some resistance
>fornicating on the first datei'd consider that a red flag desu and i'm a horny moid
>>34476714Also didn't know that not having a literal rock hard dick was that bad. What a disappointment.
Do women give a specific look to their bfs if they want to fuck? Or how do they initiate it?
>>34476701I actually want the minotaur and werewolf sex to be consensual. Dubious consent at the worst.
>>34476724That's the equivalent male fantasy of hooking up with your former math teacher when you're like 20, still kinda iffy and weird but probably not going to fuck you up mentally if you made it happen.
It is the moral failure of a man to not be a werewolf
>>34476707Nah nigga you guys are just weird. I've never thought of that
>>34476724Isn't this blacked Mandingo levels of porn brained? Like you get horny for a giant cock manhandling you at the end of the fay
>>34476730Take roids don't shave and get some cosplay wolf ears
>>34476730Pin Tren and become a barbarian savage instead
>>34476720Y'all I didn't mean do all this all on literally a first date but I don't know what he's trying to be romantic for, ya never know. I'm just giving examples of how to be romantic point blank.
I am brutally and viciously yearning.
>>34476649God forbid a guy has his hobbies
>>34476723I personally initiate by making out then fornicating then more >:) .Sometimes I just ask if he wants to fuck.
>>34476721I'm having second thoughts about if talking with you all (incels, normals, attoguettes) is a good for my mental health...
>>34476730I'm team Edward though
>>34476730I'm sure if there were supernatural creatures, humans would have their own 'unique' appeal.
>>34476587How do I make my face less serious and more smoldering
>>34476733The dick is a non-factor. It's the need to be desired so much that this primal beast/person literally cannot control that side of themselves that seeks to protect/mate with you. Same reason women want to fuck Tarzan or the Beast. Knowing that you are the one that brings out desired traits in your partner is one of the best feelings in the world.
>>34476748This, and I'm hoping one day that unique appeal will get me the quarian wife I deserve.
>>34476642my guy, u must be who i text all day
If you don't have sex on the first date the relationship won't last till death do you apart.
>>34476748Uh yeah sure keep huffing that copium human MOID
>>34476740For what?
>>34476751I see. I'll never compare with a werewolf giant ogre minotaur centaur though. I can do stuff like that but not that much.
>>34476756I'm probably the only foid online itt rn unless there's another one
>>34476755zoomers probably unironically believe this
>>34476757A woman.
plap
Does anyone else find that people give you weird looks when you aren't doing anything or just trying to be nice? Genuinely have no idea what I'm doing wrong.
>>34476763A specific woman or a woman in general?
I’m here but I can’t post pics
>>34476769Of your penis?
>>34476755Sex on the first date is gross and I say that as a dude
Ok, I'm not gonna dwelve too much on my failing but I genuinely didn't expect my dick not being hard as a rock to be that much of one lol Sorry for the repetitiveness.
>>34476750Don't stay serious? Have a range of expression when talking. Just make sure to show your paying attention when she tells you something, or in moments of quiet where you just look at her (not serious face).
>>34476771You fucking wish and now I see the appeal after watching euphoria
>>34476762zoomer virginity is on the rise worse than millennial virginity though, but maybe you're right those few zoomies that do go out on dates probably fuck that quick
>>34476767No, I don't think people look at me at allInvisible
>>34476776Oh I don't do that. I actually smile a lot. I was thinking about me looking at her lips or something without looking too serious
>>34476768A specific woman.
>>34476730The werewolf is symbolic. Most women don't want to smell like wet dog when getting fucked. >>34476747>I'm team Edward thoughDisgusting>>34476759Its figurative. The point is that there is this "monster" and depending on the story, he either overcomes his savage nature to become a better partner for a woman, or he indulges in it because she's so irresistible. That's why you usually find the former in romance and the latter in smut.
>>34476751Yess, I'm seconding this good explanation
>>34473687M. >Cooking>Baking>Piano>Drawing>Calisthenics >Languages>Electronics>Programming>Carpentry>Anime/MangaI'm actually into electronics and programming. Kek But it's a hard thing to get into. Very cool stuff if you know what you're doing though.If you included guitar, it'd probably be at the top though.
>>34476779Maybe it's only the horny people dating now
>>34476777Gay
>>34476773>>34476762As a man who's big on monogamy, marriage and long term relationships I assure you you just just haven't met the one. If you met your soulmate, if you were her soulmate, you'd both agree that sex within first 45 minutes is a reliable predictor of true, reciprocal love
>>34476783Ok I see. I can understand the appeal. I hope someday I'll be someone's werewolf and my penis won't be that soft for her
>>34476783>DisgustingYou're on Team UOOOOOH MY FRIEND'S UNDERAGE DAUGHTER TOT then?
>>34476787I was watching heated rivalry but that was too gay
>>34476777Haven't seen the show, what's the context here?
>>34476785I chose piano lessons over guitar as a kid because I didn't want rough callused fingers but little did I know practicing piano also caused them
>>34476793There’s a trans person who’s passable and they’re in highschool and they fuck a dad
>>34476783>overcomes his savage nature to become a better partner for a woman, You really understand. sniffle... You just get it.
I wish I learned to play an instrument But I know i don't have the discipline desu
>>34476779actually i was thinking the opposite, zoomers want immediate results in everything and probably genuinely believe that if she doesn't want to fuck you on the first date she's not into you. kind of like why they completely give up because a girl doesn't respond immediately, or get rejected once and then never try again.
>>34476788If my girl gives it in 45 minutes then she isn't my girl
>>34476792Why were you watching heated rivalry are you a homo
>>34476795KekI actually didn't know that. Interesting. I wish I picked up guitar when I was younger but then my parents were weirdly cool with me not doing shit but playing video games and watching tv, which I really fucking regret. >>34476799Can always learn now. That's what I'm doing, anon. I've come a long way but still not even intermediate level yet.
>>34476802Maybe don't date sluts anon, it only works if she gives it exclusively for you
>>34476799Try harmonica, they're cheap and real easy to play.
>>34476803I’m a woman lol
>>34476795You can barely notice mine sometimes you don't get big ones
>>34476801To be fair to zoomers, if she's dating and talking to 10 other guys yeah it makes a lot more sense to demand immediate results. There's just zero trust on either side because women tried to minmax relationships and the boys responded in kind.
>>34476791I do actually ship Jacob and Renesmee. I just think the seven years thing is weird. They're putting a clock on when they're going to want to fuck each other.
>>34476781Idk a small smile doesn't hurt. Be playful with it.
>>34476807A 45 year old mother of 2?
Inside of me there are two wolvesOne wants loveThe other wants a deepthroat done by a bimbo with green glitter lips
>>34476795>worried about callousesWhat are you, a fucking girl?
>>34476811Disgusting.
women: what are turn-offs from a guy that make sex with him go from good to terrible?
>>34476815Do you like clussy?
>>34476815>(((glitter)))No falling for it
>>34476673>skip the physical contact.cool. Every time I have to touch someone or go in for a hug I astral project into a different room until the interaction is over. I'll see how much I can do during the seven times a year I talk to new people
is it true that when you finger a woman you need to start slow?
>>34476754I am a woman>>34476811Wtf i was with you until this hellll nah that was weird af>>34476824BrUh
>>34476639>It's viscerally uncomfortable and dredges up bad memories.Are you monk? Like from the tv show?(Can't post images reeeee)
>>34476826>>34476826>>34476826
>>34476817In a series where the main couple are 18 and 105, and he would have fucked her earlier if he wasn't old fashioned and didn't want to marry her first. Finding someone that will love your nephilim child unconditionally and will protect them with their life, while also being immortal too, is all a parent can hope for.
>>34476694Yummy.
>>34476818This question is so broad... He can be terrible at fucking, he does some weird shit that isnt cute or quirky in the moment but just weird, he comes in 0.1second and doesn't do more to make the girl feel good like oral etc, I'm giving him head and I smell a stench from his unwashed crack, he does something I'm uncomfortable with and many more situations ...
Ok last message. I'm the not rock hard dick anon that's going on a few dates these weeks. You may remember me from going crazy about not being lean.My main insecurity comes from the fact that I'm a pseudo virgin 31 yo. I did have sex with 1 woman and with my last ex, but barely five or six times. With my first gf she would get cowgirl style over me and I'd go soft because I didn't feel anything plus I was nervous as fuck.The other one we only had penetration once and she wasn't horny enough (very tight and it hurt her) so basically no experience. Also I was always paranoid about breaking a condom or something (I'm not big but some condoms aren't good for my circumference)So now I worry about performing like shit as a 30-something with women that will expect a man on the bed.Not having sex as a younger guy really fucks you up
>>34476805Maybe in a more ideal world. I don't think I can just trust someone who gives it away that easy to be making a good choice and not be one bad day away from becoming the town bike.
>>34476822Why does that happen?
>>34476420>No, I like feeling it as well..NTA. I had no idea women could!
>>34476825>BrUhNTA. I must once again ask >>34475288
>>34476814Yes why
>>34476839I think there's several other factors that fuck you up specifically.
>>34473680>match with a woman>have a long conversation with her>she doesn't reply to 24 hour>decides to unmatch after itI feel like shit every time this happens. It's like you get invested in something only to abruptly fucked especially since it happens so often.I
