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>>34507099
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>>34510104
Weren't hemisphere brains debunked
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>>34510108
It's not entirely true and not entirely false.
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Ok what's the actual male:female ratio here
State gender and optionally anything else you want idk
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>>34510104
I want to be mercilessly raped by my evil step sister while she mocks me and calls me a faggot for crying (because it hurts)
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A friend of mine has been in a secret relationship with a married man for nine years. Well, it used to be secret anyway. The woman found out in 2024. She was devastated and tried to separate them, but my friend hung in there.

Last week, the husband moved into an apartment with my friend. They're finally living together and planning their wedding for later in the year.

Overall, my friend doesn't feel guilty. She feels this is for the best since her fiancé is her soulmate, and thus belongs with her rather than the ex-wife. But one thing that does bother her is that the guy has a 10 year old son, and he doesn't like her at all.

So yeah. Any advice for my friend for how to get the son to warm up to her?

Not bait btw. I know this story seems farcical but it's a real situation.
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what mean thing did i ever do to miseryposter baka
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>>34510112
Elaborate
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Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker)
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>>34510118
Your friend has horrid karma, you should pray for her. She is going to burn in hell
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>>34510108
>>34510112
Some versions regarding how they differ have been refuted, but not the fact of their difference itself.
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State gender
Would you ever agree to an open relationship? What if your partner brought you several people of your preferred gender?
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women, would you like to lock toes with me?
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>>34510119
you know what you did
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>>34510127
M
Never. I prefer pair bonding
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Bored, so I redid the MBTI. I'm an ISTJ-T. Am I cooked?
Last time I did it I was an architect, which is my sexual preference.
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>>34510104
Whoever wrote this was a biased righttard.
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>>34510127
fuck no, if she even brings the topic up I'm breaking up with her on the spot
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I want her to squeeze my shoulders and drape her arms over me
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>>34510127
M
No
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Femanons, would you give your bf a lap dance?
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>>34510138
Why do you want to fuck yourself?
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>>34510127
No, the thought of disappointing multiple women is my greatest nightmare.
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>>34510146
It describes me sexually*
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How do I know when it’s a good time to kiss a woman when we’re on a date? Do I do it at the end? It’s my first date ever
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>>34510129
i don't! and it makes me sad that she thinks i'm mean to her D:
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>>34510150
How old are you
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>>34510144
No. Men always claim it's based when you're a frigid sperg but when you're actually dating it turns into
>what do you mean you don't twerk and strip tease :( i thought that was about gatekeeping it for me and not your personality
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>>34510150
Don't think about it too hard, better yet don't do it at all If she likes you enough she'll give you signs.
Light touching, prolonged eye contact that feels just a little too intimate.
I'm sure you've watched at least a few romance anime. I want you to remember them and then immediately forget everything they have taught you because that is NOT how that shit goes down
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H
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>>34510108
Our brains have two cerebral hemispheres, but the idea that each side "thinks" differently is pseudoscience
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How did facebook marketplace so thoroughly replace craigslist as the defacto secondary market
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מה שלומך
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>>34510154
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>>34510158
So if we’re at the bar and we have prolonged eye contact, I probably wouldn’t kiss her there but maybe I would after when I walk her back to her car?
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>>34510126
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakovlevian_torque
Some of those differences are more noticable than the others
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>>34510164
Guerilla tactics
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Why would a man ask his friend to buy his girlfriend a drink instead of just buying her one himself?
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Two types of women in the world
Women who would protest a wet t-shirt contest and women who would participate in a wet t-shirt contest
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>>34510127
Female, not totally open, no. Maybe to some degree on one side, although realistically it's probably not a good idea to open that Pandora's Box
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Who wants to play gay monopoly with me?
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Starting to realize that Maekar is literally me and how he deals with his kids are how I feel like I'm wrangling younger moids around me both irl and on /atoga/.
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>>34510172
Cause he's broke af
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>>34510113
All men in here
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>>34510157
Sperg maybe, but I don't thin many men have ever claimed frigid is a good thing. Unless they're ace I guess.
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>>34510139
Everyone who believes in right brain/left brain pseudoscience is bias that way. It's just another way of saying "western culture bad"
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>>34510167
>So if we’re at the bar and we have prolonged eye contact, I probably wouldn’t kiss her there but maybe I would after when I walk her back to her car?
Very good, I'm genuinely proud of you anon. You might even get your dick wet if you play your cards right.
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What's the name for the relationship type where you are allowed to sleep around but your partner is not?
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>>34510173
>Wet t-shirt contest
The 90s called, they want their softcore porn back. Nowadays we use AI to remove their clothes.
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Men

Do you prefer petite or "thicc" women?
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>"bro can you buy my girl a drink"
Literally what the fuck goes through one's mind to say this
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>>34510118
How can you be friends with such a bad person? Honestly the son is gonna rightly conclude she broke his parents marriage and hate her. If I were you I wouldn't get involved
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>>34510187
M
petite and yes by this I do mean flat chested or small boobs
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>>34510171
innit that shit that won us the american revolution
>>34510172
nigga got no shmoney, establish a trade deal where his gf wingmans for you
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>>34510185
If male, cuckqueaning
if female, cuckholding
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>>34510178
Literally who even are you bro
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>>34510127
M, no. Also no, doesn't matter
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>>34510187
I prefer petite but that doesn't mean thicc women do not instill a breeding instinct just as well
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>>34510187
I love both
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>>34510187
Neither. I want my women tall and slender
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>>34510183
It kinda is with all that wokeshit around
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>>34510187
I like when she has the right type of curves.
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>>34510192
That's something different.
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>>34510150
Don't think about forcing it on a particular moment. Just try to have a conversation and be close and let silence linger from time to time. What naturally happens is both stay silent looking at each other and then kiss. It varies from couple to couple, so just go with the flow
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>>34510184
Can I just go in for it when we’re at her car? Can I grab her boob or something to signal I want to fuck or does that happen if we kiss multiple times?
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>>34510187
Thicc, women usually use this as an excuse to become fat though.
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women,

my exes have described me as an excellent boyfriend. but I have a small penis. is it worth it trying to get another girlfriend or did I just get lucky in the past with the women who settled for me? I have no self awareness.
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>>34510187
Will a petite woman be more likely to be satisfied with a small dick?
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>>34510188
She made him coffee before, I think that was framed as the reason. Still strange.
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>>34510187
I like both but worry petite women will give me incel sons
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>>34510187
Thicc is ideal, but most thicc women just end up getting fat so petite becomes preferable. That one polish pole vaulter chick that used to get posted a lot is the textbook definition of peak performance. I'm also a former powerlifter though, so my opinions are slightly biased towards women with a little bit of muscle, but tossing around a small asian girl was a lot of fun.
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>>34510187
Anything not fat
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>>34510211
What a whore
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>>34510208
M but, did your exes ever mention something about your penis size before breaking up? Were they dissatisfied in bed? Also, how you measure? Maybe you aren't even small
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>>34510127
M
I’ve tried it before and would never do it again
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>>34510218
Buying someone else's gf a drink, he sure is.
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I will never buy in to the specialized tool Jew. I will never buy egregiously expensive tools to only use once. I will make my own tools.
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>>34510187
Both have their appeal, it's like asking which flavor of ice cream is better when you like both flavors.
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Why are bad girls so popular nowadays? Nobody wants the normal stable good girl. They want the BPD jirai-kei girl who's hyperemotional, intensely vulnerable seductive and affectionate when in a good mood but cruel in a bad one, clingy but also willing to dispose of you with zero emotion when she gets bored. Calm, low-drama girls are treated like undesirable garbage in comparison.
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Does a woman even really love you if she won't drink your pee and let you pee in her mouth?
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^^^^ wild bait going on up there if you reply to that you are the dumbest gorilla nigger on this site
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>>34510234
I'd love a good stable girl if she was also into rough sex and deepthroating and getting facials and pet play.
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>>34510236
ew
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>>34510234
Calm low drama girls go for the bad boys instead
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>>34510242
Why do you not love me?
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Who is miseryposter, and why is anon so obsessed with her?
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>>34510127
>Would you ever agree to an open relationship?
M. I would never agree to any other kind.
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>>34510228
Having the right tool for the job is a quality of life difference compared to kludging a half baked solution that's as likely to damage your component as not.
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>>34510248
Idk
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>>34510185
>What's the name for the relationship type where you are allowed to sleep around but your partner is not?
Fictional/doomed.
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>>34510248
>Who is miseryposter,
A cute girl...
>and why is anon so obsessed with her?
...with an image of attainability.
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Have you ever been exterminated or had genocide committed against you as punishment for posts you've made on 4chan?
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>>34510208
>I have no self awareness.
That is certainly true.
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Girls who do drugs, is it a deal breaker if your man doesn't? Or conversely, non using gals, is it okay if your man does?
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I just saw an advertisement about Schizophrenia medications featuring real Schizo actors. Why are most Schizo people either really fat or really skinny? Is it the crazy pills they have to take making them look like that?
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>>34510258
I take THC gummies if that counts. And no, not really unless he's super moralistic about it.
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>>34510234
All types of women are liked by men. In social media of course through memes and horny dudes it would seem that a certain type is preferred, but in reality it is not like that
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>>34510254
Was SweetNLow attainable?
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>>34510234
Idk even know where I would find a "good girl"
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>>34510250
It's not that expensive it's only like 40 bucks but I really don't wanna spend more money on shit that's gonna gather dust after one or two uses
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>>34510263
>THC gummies
How can you survive those things? The few times I've tried, even small doses made me feel like I was having a fucking seizure.
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>>34510224
Is that you
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Why do women lie to men broadly and try and pretend like they aren't supposed to feel immense shame towards themselves and bitterness towards women if they are still virgins into their 20's and beyond. The idea that you are just supposed to ignore this and not dwell on it is INSANE and obviously only comes from people with no lived experience with the issue.
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>>34510258
Men who are into drug addict chicks like that drug addict women are real easy to control

She's not doing what he wants? No fenty for you!
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>>34510271
No that's obviously a female
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>>34510270
nta but thats just the nature of edibles
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>>34510243
This.
Also
>>34510234
It's the honesty.
There's a trillion hidden variables that can switch a calm normal girl into one that's a Problem.
A girl that has issues coming in constitutes a much more knowable territory.
Plus it keeps you sharp.
A comfy girl makes you feel comfy.
That's actual poison once the other shoe drops.
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>>34510104
the left brain is manic
the right brain is depressive
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>>34510275
GOTTEM
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>>34510144
>Femanons, would you give your bf a lap dance?
I have before.

>>34510185
>>34510202
Hotwifing on the woman's side. Not sure what it is called for men.

>>34510224
She's wasted on her husband. But at least his daughter said they have loud sex every night.
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>>34510273
I have no friends either, but I don't blame it on others like an incel or troon.
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>>34510254
>cute
She’s text!
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>>34510265
That was before my time.
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>>34510284
>I have before.
What music did you have playing when you were doing the sexy dance?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRvb2dzmVI
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>>34510270
Because they weren't small doses.
Legal edible users don't use it like casual smoking, they use it like people who get blackout drunk.
You MIGHT be hype sensitive.
More likely you've simply been mislead culturally.
A 25mg Gummy isn't a moderate low dose. Even 5mg can be enough.
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>>34510268
What tool are you talking about?
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>>34510265
Who is Sweenlow
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I just took 50mg, but my tolerance is very high.
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Gonna eat cheese and milk and yogurt at the same time. Lactose intolerants will never know this feel
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>>34510288
Text can be cute
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>>34510261
Antipsychotics tend to cause massive weight gain.
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Sweelo...
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Is Hanta Virus gonna be the newest generation's version of the COVID pandemic from back in the day?
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Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?
Or do you think it's a joke/trying to keep up/a desire to put something up there?
Men who like nice asses on women, does penetration factor into it?
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>>34510270
How many mg are you taking? I usually only take about 5-10 mg at a time, maybe 15 if I really it.
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>>34510295
Crowning file for guitar frets. Making my own out of a triangular file that I flattened and rounded one of the edges of
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>>34510299
>Lactose intolerants will never know this feel
They just have to take lactase capsules and it stops being a problem.
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>>34510300
The obsessive nature of whoever keeps replying to her is guaranteed to scare cute girls away, though.
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>>34510304
Nope
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Femanons, I'm having my first hookup with a girl tomorrow, so my question is am I supposed to just put her in whichever position I feel like unless she objects? Am I supposed to suggest one? Or ask if she has a favorite?
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>>34510304
6 years ago is not the distant past.
And no it's too lethal.
Covid was a problem because it was low symptom and boomers are afraid to die.
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>>34510305
>Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?
Of course.
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>>34510306
5 mg at a time in one day and it made me feel paralyzed a few minutes when my arms weren't jerking wildly. I'd never had that kind of epileptic ass shit go on before, it was fucked.
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>>34510313
>6 years ago is not the distant past.
Do millennials actually
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>>34510310
Such is the way of atoga.
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>>34510318
Damn, you must be real sensitive to it. I don't know what to tell you.
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>>34510299
I love dairy and I’m not even white
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>>34510320
Yes, we do.
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>>34510308
Sounds good enough. Not that I would know.
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I swear to God every time I'm among a culture where it's common for women to go barefoot or wear sandals I get a huge boner from looking at all those feet. Especially elderly women's feet. The moment I see some old Tita's exposed brown toes, it's off to the races for my cock.
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>>34510258
Weed in moderation is fine, everything else is a dealbreaker. I grew up with fucked up parents, too much trauma
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>>34510312
Communicate
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>>34510305
>Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?
Some women have stared at my ass before so
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>>34510330
What do I say though?
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>>34510326
We'll see. I have a sacrificial guitar neck I'll try it out on, if it ends up fucked I'll cave and buy one.
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I wish I lived in Malta instead of here
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>>34510291
This is one of them, but there have been a few.
https://youtu.be/8_nRplqhi9I

>>34510312
Just ask. I promise you, it's not that deep.
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>>34510118
If it's an age gap relationship then she's going to mysteriously dissapear someday and it'll be because of the husband.
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I like it when random people on the internet call me cute :3
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>>34510337
No, she's 40 and he's 38.
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>>34510338
Plap
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>>34510341
GAAAY!
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>>34510339
BlueValkyrie seems like one of those women that's traumatized from an age gap relationship she had in her late teens and early twenties and now considers her loser older a partner a borderline pedophile and generalizes all other relationships from that perspective. In other words, she needs to be therapized.
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>>34510334
Why Malta specifically?
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>>34510128
With >him yeah
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>>34510336
So ask her favorite?
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>>34510343
You talk like it's common to see women rendered mentally ill and dysfunctional by age gap relationships
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>>34510144
I'd smoosh >him
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>>34510347
Just ask her what she wants in the moment. Contrary to what a lot of men think, we don't expect you to be mind readers.
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>>34510336
>I promise you, it's not that deep
Lol, anon BTFO
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>>34510185
One penis policy
>>34510284
Is the other moid version.
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Yes, women are a monolith.
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Why isn't it acceptable for a human to intervene when they see an animal raping another animal? I saw a bird sexually forcing itself on another bird today but it's a criminal offense to tamper with the wildlife.
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>>34510355
Lazy ass bait.
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>>34510284
>She's wasted
Who?
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>>34510224
>deleted
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>>34510358
Tu mama, ella es una puta y una perra. Chingue su madre.
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>>34510339
Oh ok, so her family will just think she's crazy if she get sold into trafficking.
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i'm really 4chan coded but i never reveal it to anyone. i just say silent if anyone irl talks about image boards or image board related topics. anyone else?
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>>34510362
What are you talking about? Why would she be sold into trafficking?
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>>34510363
Very tumblr coded post
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>>34510363
I've heard people irl use 4chan lingo when talking about relationship drama, like about their friend getting cheated on or about someone being more attractive than someone else.


Among grown adults, mind you, not extremely online looksmaxxer Gen-Alphas who idolize bone smashing culture or whatever bullshit.
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>>34510174
Which side?
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>>34510361
Su madre? So respectful~
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>>34510366
What'd they say
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Once things calm down in that part of the world I want to go on an archaeological dig again. Who knows, I might even accidentally dig up a bone(r).
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>>34510312
Communication is essential for good sex, even for a hook-up.
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>>34510248
miseryposter is an ugly attention-starved creature who suffers from main character syndrome.
a prolific self-name dropper and samefag, they spam the thread with vaguely worded posts crying for attention, then proceed to have tedious, circular, low iq exchanges lasting several hours.
they often pretend to take offence and feign anger as a way to prolong the exchange and make themselves feel even more important.

greatest hits include:
was i raped
do i have hiv
i have a yeast infection
i have acne
i dyed my hair too red
i ate expired food
my pussy is allergic to chlorine
i'm so scared
i relapsed
i'm crying
i'm feel sick
i'm dying
why are you so obsessed with me

remember:
ignore miseryposter bait
hide miserposter posts
warn others about miseryposter as a courtesy
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>>34510370
I heard about a guy my friends and I know who got "cucked". But that's not really solely 4chan slang since that word has origins going back to Shakespeare and shit.
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>>34510373
>t. obsessed
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>>34510374
That's been mainstream for a while
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>>34510373
>i'm so scared
Always makes me chuckle
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>>34510373
"Warning" other posters about how obsessed you are with your thread crush is how YOU make yourself feel important. (You're not important btw.)
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>>34510377
Isn’t anon conflating multiple posters as well?
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>>34510356
This just put me in a bad mood because of that time a woman tried to save a female duck being attacked by a bunch of male ducks. Everyone was in the comments calling her a Karen for actually having empathy. Even men in the video were laughing at her, and it just pisses me off.

>>34510358
>Who?
Lana Del Rey
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>>34510381
Deeply
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>>34510373
Isn't this the guy who fails to clock jh and Swiss and basically every other identityfag constantly
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>>34510373
>the thread tranny is seething again
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>>34510386
What do we need to do to bully that guy out of the thread?
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>>34510380
look, i'm nta and i'm only gonna say this one more damn time but i don't have a thread crush on miseryposter. like that one anon said, it's just text on a screen, nothing more nothing less
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>>34510373
lol
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I thought cucking was a meme but then I met a bunch of "poly" people and they are insane
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>>34510280
The left hemisphere is Type A
The right hemisphere is Type B
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>>34510364
When he gets tired of her, realizes he ruined a good thing, doesn't want to go through with marrying her, and doesn't want to deal with a body himself.
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>>34510388
I'm afraid we cannot, he seems to have no life outside of building profiles on identityfags on an imageboard
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>>34510391
They’re all batshit insane, yes
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>>34510391
>>34510395
Read bvs posts and you'll see it firsthand
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Why was Lana mentioned
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>>34510397
Weren't you banned?
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>>34510398
For what
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>>34510386
nta, jh is easy enough, but how does one clock a swiss?
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>>34510391
Poly has nothing to do with cucking.
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All, is a large gap in dating a red flag? Like 2-5 years?
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>>34510373

Are you sure you haven't made this poster up?
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>>34510399
For spamming shit, I assume >>34510224
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>>34510398
All the regulars have been banned at least once. Bans are temporary, they expire after 1-3 days.

The only permabanned regulars are QT and ENTJ (and they just reset their IPs to evade anyway).
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>>34510403
Not really. I need a break from you niggas too.
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>>34510406
Plz no ban
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I need a british/french/georgian/albanian gf
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>>34510391
How many of them smelled bad?
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>>34510409
We have enough attention-whoring troons like you already
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>>34510408
Yeah, I kinda stopped ngl. After almost ending up in the hospital for a bad case of pneumonia, I think I want to give it another shot lol
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>>34510415
I’m delightful.
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State gender.
Do you have any things you do, eat, watch when you are sick?
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>>34510418
>>34510417
Shut the fuck up God damn
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>>34510418
No
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>>34510419
M
I like to watch Mr. bean clips on Youtube when I am sick and just stuck on my couch. I guess it's a bit silly, but it's somehow calming and it doesn't matter if you doze off for a bit.
Also, police bodycams.
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is this what I have to look forward to? for the next 30 to 50 years? just misery and loneliness? you know what kill me kill me now and don't be gentle stab me right now, you'll be doing me a favor and as thanks you can do whatever you want with the body because I couldn't care less to be perfectly honest, I just want the pain to stop
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>>34510419
M. I binged Star Trek and the Muldoon tapes on YT. I discovered these Sargento mighty break things that are basically glorified lunchables but I call them charcuterie’s. Basically lived off of crackers, cheese, and nuts because I was so sick I couldn’t do much of anything let alone cook for myself.
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>>34510422
>East Germany
...But why?
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Femanons
Would you date a man who's ass is too bony to sit on things comfortably
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>>34510401
lol
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>>34510413
That's an oddly specific mix.
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>>34510407
Why QT permaban
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>>34510420
The fuck is wrong with you bruh
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>>34510430
I’d encourage him to thicken up his dumper
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>>34510419
Almost forgot, tea with honey and lemon. Godsend.
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>>34510426
What pain? Being alone is alright and if you don't like it there are probably other lonely people who want to be your friends
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Women, I just

*sigh*
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>>34510434
You really aren't interesting enough to have a name on
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>>34510430
I could be >his cushion.

Also moooooodddddsssssss
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>>34510433
He evades his bans immediately instead of waiting 1-3 days for them to expire. The punishment for evading a tempban is a permaban.

But since he just resets his IP (and since /adv/ has no jannies) he can get away with it.
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Women
What would you feel/think if your boyfriend, who's not in STEM, had a graphics programming hobby and even won a prize for a piece of software he made, but he goes out of his way to NOT talk about it with you even if you ask him because, in his own words, it is "pussy-drying nerd stuff".
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>>34510440
Wtf you calling the mods for
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>>34510443
I would think he was an antitech freak.
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>>34510373
What no pussy does to a mfer
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>>34510439
Cry about it. I’m back from the brink of death.
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>>34510446
>antitech
>has a tech hobby
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>>34510445
Roy poster....
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>>34510443
Nothing. I don't care, no one cares, everyone has interests and skills that aren't relevant or attractive to most people they meet.
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>>34510433
He frequently gets banned for spmaming and posting pictures of femanons who haven't been here in years.
But he always ban evades, so he gets perma bans for it.
All of the UK should be IP banned desu.
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>>34510443
Will you show me how to draw the dagron anon?
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>>34510450
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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>>34510430
What color do you want your seat cushion in anon?
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>>34510457
Spooderman
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>>34510446
You almost make it sound like it'd be a bad thing
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>>34510425
Takeshi's Castle works well too.
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>>34510460
It's not. But you become more peggable.
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>>34510455
Sure
>create a Vulkan instance (it's a rabbithole on its own)
>create a system to convert 3D obj files into a list of vectors and indexes
>create a BVH system
>If you have a RTX graphics card, use hardware ray tracing to detect collisions for rays, and for each ray hit trace another ray in a random direction on a hemisphere alligned to the surface's normal vector
>do temporal accumulation so the render eventually converges into a not-noisy image
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>>34510461
What about Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
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>>34510468
ah, a fellow vulkanfag. do you love cock and ball torture, too?
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>>34510475
no, I link BNWO pmvs
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>>34510430
>Would you date a man who's ass is too bony to sit on things comfortably
Doesn't sound very peggable, so no.
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>>34510437
I was ok with being alone until I met that semen demon that ruined my life
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I’m so glad I didn’t pursue a career in computer science.
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>>34510478
*I like
Sorry for the typo
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>>34510430
kek I'm having that problem right now (the boney ass problem)
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>>34510468
I don’t think my current computer can handle that anon.
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>>34510482
Why? Now is the best time ever to be in CS
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>>34510482
i can't tell you how satisfying it is training AI chatbots to code. i am answering the Webdev Question single-handedly.
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>>34510482
>I’m so glad I didn’t pursue a career in uber eats delivery
Careful, CS students will start coping.
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>>34510492
It’s not fun for me and doesn’t directly help people. I almost did pursue it because of how much I love sitting in front of the computer.
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Did you experience gang rape when you were young?
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>>34510498
Which doujin inspired this question?
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>>34510443
that would make him cooler. tfw no tsundere bf.
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>>34510127
M
No. Didn't even read the rest no.
>>34510187
Either one as long as they're still healthy
>>34510234
Are you sure these are calm low drama girls? This description gives me virgin nice guy vs super alpha modern neanderthal chad vibes
>>34510305
I believe it. Penetration might be a factor but that's more how we see sex in general
>>34510356
Human morality isn't built to understand the sheer brutality that the natural world operates off of. Enforcing what might be seen as good by us can lead to unintentional ecological disasters. A classic example of this is the removal of predators from ecological systems; one might make the naive assumption that removing predators will remove a source of wildlife suffering, but upon their removal it results in other populations growing out of control and disrupting the balance so much that the whole area gets dominated by one species while the rest suffer. There was a lot of research about this with wolf populations in Yellowstone.
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why are men obsessed with chad
my favourite (in terms of looks) male actor literally has no chin
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>>34510473
I am not an Anglo, so I have never watched that version.
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>>34510504
If chad pinned him down and raped his asshole you'd lose all respect for him
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>>34510503
I'm sure, yes.
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>>34510430
>Femanons
>Would you date a man who's ass is too bony to sit on things comfortably
I'd help him do hip thrusts, take him to a doctor to get one of those butt prosthetics for the time being and butt cushion(i wanted to suggest this to an anon in another thread but he deleted his thread long ago)
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>>34510504
>literally has no chin
Yeah babe I love Roger Ebert too. You wanna watch another Great Movie tonight?
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>>34510504
I've seen several (alleged) foids say they like that but never seen them post an example of an actual chinlet that they like. The one time they named a name he was just average.
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>>34510509
>it's gay and a coomer
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>>34510305
>Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?
>Or do you think it's a joke/trying to keep up/a desire to put something up there?
Women have stared at, smacked, groped and complimented my ass too many times for me to think that they’re merely pretending. They like man ass.

>Men who like nice asses on women, does penetration factor into it?
Not for me. My preference comes down to what I think looks best and feels best in my hands.
A nice ass to me isn’t a big one. I prefer a tight or small ass.
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>>34510482
I wish I did. I could have worked from home or at least in an office. I know a lot of normies and non normies complain, it just isnt as bad as people looking down on you or dealing with b.s drama.
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>>34510515
>The one time they named a name he was just average
creature realizes women have types
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>>34510498
If by experience, you mean perpetrate, then yes. My friends and I raped tons of boys. They couldn't live with the shame of having sex with girls they weren't in love with.
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>>34510504
Similar to how foids think men are drooling over women like Scarlet Johanson or Gal Gadot, but all men want is a solid 6.5/10 girl.
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>>34510508
Ah, gotcha. I haven’t watched much of Takeshi’s Castle but did watch most of MXC while it was on cable over here.
Both fun shows for completely different reasons in my book.
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>>34510498
no but I experienced gang molestation
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>>34510504
Steven anthony lawrence?
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>>34510504
>my favourite (in terms of looks) male actor literally has no chin
Yeah, but he is tall.
Only height matters. You can have a horrendous face and still get pussy if you are tall enough.
Anyone who talks about face, physique, money, status or any other redpill shit is either misinformed or straight-up coping.
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>>34510512
>butt prosthetics
I am not wearing a fake ass
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>>34510504
it's a bunch of incels coping
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>>34510521
No shit, but if you say you like people lacking in x and can't point out anyone lacking in x that you like, I have to assume you're just saying shit and I won't believe you.
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>>34510524
I think regardless of the commentary, watching people fall into water and mud is fun. :)
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>>34510498
No, but when I was 8 there was a day when NONE of the other boys showed up to swimming lessons and then six 13-17 year old girls walked through the boy's locker room while I was showering and they all stared at me naked.
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There's a couples dancing lesson nearby and they said they might be able to pair me up with someone if I don't have a partner. Is it a bad idea to go if this is going to be my first time ever dancing?
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>>34510535
Trying new things is never a bad idea.
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>The insecure short guy is projecting his insecurities again
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I wonder what happened to that guy who was gonna go on that group foid hike. Was it actually a coven of witches that cut him up and cooked him in a stew?
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>>34510537
Stop being mean to him
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I have become comfortably numb
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>>34510536
I would agree if it's something that I'm doing by myself. I'm a guy so I'm supposed to lead, I figure it'll be a crappy experience for whoever I get paired up with.
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>>34510537
>disregarding my opinion because (you think) I am short
Thank you for proving me right.
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God I'm horny and I have to jerk off again
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I have become vulnerably alive
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>>34510538
>group foid hike
Huh, curious.

>>34510541
You got Time?
Then Breathe.
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>>34510537
>see an insecure woman
"Don't be insecure, you should learn to believe in yourself!"
>see an insecure man
"You deserve to suffer for being insecure!"
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>>34510541
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>>34510537
Who?
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>>34510543
Only short guys obsess this much about height. Quit lying.
>>34510549
>U MUST BE A WOKE FEMINIST
lul
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>>34510542
Eh, who knows? It could still be fun for her.
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>>34510555
>Only short guys obsess this much about height
Women do too.
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>>34510546
I diagnose you with: the human condition.
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>>34510555
Nah, you're more of a man who sees every other man as competition, so you make up reasons to put down huge swathes of men and insist that they're all beneath you.
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Femanons
What is your favourite prog album?
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>>34510546
Welcome back to chat, poop sean.
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>>34510527
In terms of physical presence, men can get away with missing no more than two of these

>hair
>height
>fit
>good dick
>big hands
>healthy skin
>good smelling
>well groomed
>good posture
>hot voice
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>>34510560
>MUH DATING APPS
Filled with majority men and bots
>>34510562
>U MUST BE A SIMP
lul
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>the twitter screencap poster is here to shit up the thread again
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>>34510572
>twitter screencap

where?
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>>34510568
No. >He can stink and have smol hands.
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>>34510573
Just wait a few posts.
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>>34510574
Yes thanks for proving me right
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>>34510563
francis the mute, but i also love a lot of omar's solo albums. and larks tongues in aspic. i've tried to listen to more obscure bands too but nothing has beaten king crimson or tmv for me.
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>>34510545
>God I'm horny and I have to jerk off again
I came so hard earlier at my computer that I had to lay down because my ass wouldn't stop twitching.

>>34510563
>What is your favourite prog album?
Dark Side of the Moon, or Red by King Crimson
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>>34510391
Consider that humanity's second closest relatives are Bonobos, who are known to jerk each other off or scissor as a way of greeting each other. I'm not really surprised that poly people are a thing. Unusual for sure, and definitely not for me, but not surprising.
>>34510419
M
I drink lots of herbal tea with honey and mostly sleep
>>34510504
"Chad" is a caricature who represents what men think women want but they never interacted with women enough to know that women, like men, are attracted to personality archetypes instead of one superhuman who magically attracts everyone around them.
>>34510523
Exactly. She doesn't have to be a supermodel, she just has to have a good collection of desired traits with minimal red flags. Women, like men, who nitpick each other the most tend to not understand what men actually like outside of the most superficial traits of all.
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>>34510581
>are attracted to personality archetypes
Yeah, like being hot
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I love feeling superior to women as a man I have stronger muscles, taller than the average woman, higher bone density, more versatile genitalia and the list goes on.

I only feel inferior because I can't produce milk. I could go on estrogen to fix this, but that would mean giving up most of the things that make me superior. Steroids and becoming fat are other options and they have their own downsides.

Women how did you get your breasts/milk?
It seems minor I just can't get this out of my head the idea that a woman could do something better than me is infuriating.
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>>34510583
>Women how did you get your breasts/milk?
my sides
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>>34510579
advice: coom less or you will regret it in a few years
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>>34510219
yes Im small. Im 4.5x4.5
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>>34510590
You're nonsense mate
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>>34510234
>Why are bad girls so popular nowadays? Nobody wants the normal stable good girl. They want the BPD jirai-kei girl who's hyperemotional, intensely vulnerable seductive and affectionate when in a good mood but cruel in a bad one, clingy but also willing to dispose of you with zero emotion when she gets bored. Calm, low-drama girls are treated like undesirable garbage in comparison.

It's weird, it's almost like zoomer guys have swapped the Madonna-whore complex typical of older men for the nice guy/bad boy complex that most women have.

Since the 70s, each generation of men has had lower testosterone than the previous one, which I think plays a part. But my theory is that, since Gen Z men are the first to grow up on the internet, they've taken the fact that it's difficult to even get women to acknowledge you online and internalized it to the point that they think that's just how life is, whereas, with previous generations, interacting with the opposite sex was pretty routine.

As a result of this change, young men feel starved of female attention. Pretty much what the fantasy of the dommy mommy, obsessive goth baddie, or BPD seductress represents is female attention to a fetishized degree, which I think parallels the obsessive bad-boy fantasy ubiquitous in women's fiction. To women, the typical bad boy is sexy, yes, but he also represents abandonment since, in real life, they're anything but monogamous. And while the devoted nice guy is, he just isn't very exciting. So how do you make a bad-boy character seem devoted in a way that's congruent with the rest of him? Possessiveness.
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Women
Why is it bad if a man doesn't last long? Shouldn't it be flattering that he can't contain himself and you make him cum so quickly?
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My make penis yearns to be buried in something
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>>34510576
But you guys say >he's missing more.
He doesn't have to be fit and psoriasis doesn't bother me.
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>>34510594
Yeah but a man should try to wait
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>>34510579
>Dark Side of the Moon, or Red by King Crimson
Holy based
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>>34510594
Because I didn't cum 10x yet.
That's like me telling you to pull out before you even think of climax.
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>>34510591
I heard women's vaginas are actually smaller the shorter they are, unlike men where tall = big dick is mostly a myth. Maybe try going for shorter girls so they feel can something
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>>34510579
>women get the butt twitches too
I wouldn't have guessed.
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What are some games with a lonely, agoraphobic vibe like Shadow of the Colossus, ODST, and Metroid Prime?
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>>34510510
Something isn't adding up. You know, "nice guys" appear like desirable boyfriends on the surface but inside these people lack healthy boundaries and are usually masking serious personality problems. They also tend to have an unhealthy view of self expression, and readily turn their nice persona inside out to call other people assholes over many different things. What's to say that these "calm low drama girls" aren't having similar issues that men are picking up on?
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>>34510583
you're joking but...
i will say that due to hormonal problems i have milk without having kids.
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>>34510627
Korra, chill
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White men
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That’s crazy
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>>34510578
Not him but good choice.
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>>34510620
Paper mario
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>>34510585
I know where they grow I'm not retarded I need to know how to get them.
Like what stack do women use to increase breast growth
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I can’t stop thinking about fucking her from behind, arching her back, and grabbing her tits bruh…
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Let him cook now.. let him COOK
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>>34510634
I'm not seeing it
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>>34510620
I wouldn't say shadow of the colossus is agoraphobic
If you want vast, open spaces, Breath of the Wild
Lonely and truly agoraphobic, Rain World
Hollow Knight fits too
Journey is also about open spaces and a lone traveler
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>>34510626
Do you have breasts too cause that's a bit of a problem for me.

what hormone is unbalanced?
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>>34510187
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Turns out that women AREN'T worth it. Despite herculean efforts on my part in relationships, 6'4", wealthy, attractive- women proved time and time again that they have to be bitches. Now, one first-time onahole purchase later, I won't need them ever again. so, honest virgins, fret not, you'll get better than the best they can offer just one hunk of TPE purchase away.
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>>34510640
You asked for a solo rpg where shit attacks you in the enviornment.
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>>34510187
Petite means short and I hate short women
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>>34510620
Yume Nikki, maybe?
If you can stomach somewhat clunky or old-school dungeon crawling, you might also like King’s Field IV on PS2 or The Dark Spire on DS.
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>>34510637
Chance, luck, genetics, happenstance.
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>>34510647
I'm not the guy that requested but my point is that I don't see how paper mario fits
>lonely, agoraphobic
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>>34510643
Very elevated prolactin levels. I guess in men it can cause larger chests as well.

I don't know why you're so worried about being 'better' than women though?
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>>34510620
>>34510649
Ib fits that too, I honestly liked it more than yume nikki
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>>34510651
The lil buddies join you because they're sad in their towns. Don't you want to take them with you?
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>>34510646
Does TPE love me?
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women how much do you enjoy gently touching his smooth clean-shaven handsome face
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>>34510654
What about Google's CEO?
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What happened to that single femanon, she was nice
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>>34510661
Imagine that
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>>34510660
unironically, more than women can
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>>34510663
BV ate her.
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>>34510663
Which one, you keep scaring them away.
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>>34510661
Oh often
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Pls atoga… how do I sexo her on the first date? Her boobs are so big and she has the breeder build
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no one fetishizes brown boys :(
(and no I don't mean indians)
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>>34510210
I've seen the opposite happen many times, anon :/
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>>34510679
Tell her how much you like her body
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>>34510656
Very competitive person and it seems obvious to me men and women were created to compete against each other to be the best human. In the process both men and women will become better over time.

But to truely compete with women men have to start with domains that women have had a monopoly over with minimal competition (eg milk) so to improve the species we have to take the competition between genders seriously.
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>>34510104
I've somewhat avoided dating for a while because I truly thought that if I did find someone I was truly interested in, I'd just make them less happy than someone else that didn't have my flaws. Why bother someone I consider a perfect partner with myself, you know?

Part of me still hopes that random people are gonna hype me up and tell me to be greedy, but I'm not sure.

Thoughts from both men and women? I'm a guy.
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>>34510686
>and it seems obvious to me men and women were created to compete against each other to be the best human.
M
You're gonna win most autistic post of the thread award.
That said nipple stimulation and prolactin/mother's milk tea. Though I wouldn't bother, I heard that when men lactate their milk has like zero nutritional value.
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>>34510620
The long dark (survival game)
Frostpunk 1 or 2 (frost punk 1 has better vibes city bulider)
Darkest dungeon 1 (turn based rpg with perma death)
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>tfw woke up inside the bathroom with a hangover and vomit on floor
maybe i should drink less in parties
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>>34510691
I'll critically unpack your balls nigga.
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>>34510693
Now if you were a women you would probably get a pregnancy test.
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The rates at which women are getting foot rubs is massively down. Women are so afraid that the person offering the foot massage might be a foot fetishist they're literally refusing! Why are women being so irrational?
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>>34510685
There’s no way this will work. Maybe I could compliment her nails and inspect them with my hands to get past the touch barrier?
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>>34510676
Are you blind or perhaps retarded?
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>>34510696
maybe i should get a hiv test
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>>34510699
Love gypsy dharma boots, need me a pair
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>>34510687
dont even joke like that
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>>34510702
Kill the pedophiles, dear dragonborn.
Conquer the 5 hidden domains and join the dark brotherhood.
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>>34510707
That's him, mate
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Women, what do you think about stubble beards?
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>>34510700
Tell her she’s your exact type
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>>34510702
I bet you already have trained one-handed to 100
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>>34510714
Worst kind.
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>>34510714
Look hot, not fun to kiss
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>>34510713
I thought he wasn't usually on around this time
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>>34510715
On the first date?
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>>34510699
are you sure they just dont want you specifically to give them a foot massage, anon?
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>>34510188
>>34510172
Are you afraid he's a cuck?
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>>34510620
Piglet's Big Game (unironically)
Alice (and the sequel Madness Returns)
Lost in Random
Coraline
Yume Nikki
Rule of Rose
LSD: Dream Emulator
Fran Bow
Crash 1 on PS1
>>34510693
Just stop drinking alcohol full stop desu. Best decision I ever made
>>34510646
If it smells like shit everywhere you walk...
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>>34510722
If the dates going well, yeah, tell her after maybe
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>>34510127
M
No, I wouldn't even agree to a threesome.
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>>34510732
Get her therapy.
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>>34510305
Yes, because women possess an aesthetic sense (arguably a more honed one than exists in many men)
I like nice asses for a lot of reasons, not just penetration. They're a good "stress ball" of sorts when cuddling, for example. A lot harder to hurt a butt via squeezing than to hurt tits via squeezing.
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>>34510699
If I had a gf I'd massage her every day including feet without expecting sex.
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>>34510689
>milk has like zero nutritional value
That really sucks but lactating by its self sends a strong message to women that their gender's monopoly on milk is being challenged.

Women can have the win on milk men still beat them on most other points.
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>>34510732
I would expect my bf to just kill me at that point desu
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I wish I had a femanon to massage my feet.
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>>34510732
therapy first; then leave her
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>>34510737
>said no moid ever
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>>34510732
Is she just into cartoonish 2d drawings and hyping it up or the real deal?
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>>34510587
>advice: coom less or you will regret it in a few years
Why? How will I regret it?

>>34510594
>Why is it bad if a man doesn't last long?
It depends how severe, but it can be tiresome to get a good flow going and then have to stop because he's too sensitive after cumming.

>>34510610
I think it was the way I was clenching when raising my hips. My cheeks just started spasming really lightly.

>>34510630
>Korra, chill
Kys

>>34510702
>>34510708
Speaking of, which kids do you adopt in Skyrim?
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>>34510679
You're 6'5, this should be easy
>>34510681
There's a goth girl on here that likes latinos
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>>34510746
The one calling the dark brotherhood and the girl from whiterun because her name is close to lucy which I had named a doll I had when I was young.
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>>34510732
larp as a little kid for her of course
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>>34510726
>Just stop drinking alcohol full stop desu.
I should probably do that, but I don't want to.
I find drinking (at parties only) very fun, but I guess I just lost the balance this time.
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>>34510746
If men jerk off too much the butt spasms go from occasional to an every time feature
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>>34510748
>There's a goth girl on here that likes latinos
wait are you serious?
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>>34510732
Come out as well
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*rubs my stubble on your very sensitive clit*
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>>34510702
Shout at people
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>>34510756
It was the best decision actually. We know you modders are weird fucks.
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>>34510761
Yeah, she's taken though
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T-theres 6'5" niggas in chat rn? (。・//ε//・。)
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>>34510760
Do you shit yourself?
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>>34510746
Dawnguard troll I named her susie
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Back in the early 2010s i used to post on /sp/ a lot more and I kinda had a crush on a French tripfag (she was a confirmed girl due to a dox). I got butterflies in my stomach whenever she replied to me.
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Did that nigga get banned
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>>34510769
Always down for a pump & dump, babe.
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lol
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>>34510772
Bro
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>>34510769
Yeah but they mostly like trains.
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>>34510767
disappointed but not surprised
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Why do women have trains run on them?
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I just had to listen to my boyfriend's parents talk about Clavicular because he was on the news. Looksmaxxing is now known by normies. They don't approve of it, but they know about it.
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>>34510769
Hello
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>>34510778
a trains-chender woven, or a trains-chender main?
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>>34510780
Only low value women allow that.
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>>34510732
Like other anon said, get her into therapy if possible and be as supportive as I can, but also break up.
It's one thing to have thoughts (I understand that people can't always control that), it's another to actually want to abuse kids which is disturbing to say the least. I work with kids so it'd be too much of a liability
>>34510482
Same, the industry is in a pretty tenuous state at the moment. Though I'm glad I got back into programming as a hobby. It's fun to write and contribute to projects at your own pace, but I get that it's not appealing to everyone.
>>34510419
Not really desu - I rarely get that sick - though if I am, can't go wrong with some rice and carrots, jam on toast, red bush tea, and Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh
>>34510363
As far as everyone IRL is concerned I'm a normie kek
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>>34510778
Autistic chads are best chads
Best date I ever went on was to a train museum
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Moids, do you really consider this chick to be overweight?
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>>34510786
Did he like your caboose?
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>>34510787
yes
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>>34510758
All things in moderation, if you can usually keep it in check and enjoy it then godspeed. I used to be a party boy/raver also, I just realise now that you don't actually need the booze or drugs to have a good time
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>>34510754
Sofia and Lucia. I do the same, even if Lucia is a filthy Imperial. She did not choose to be born inferior.

>>34510780
>Why do women have trains run on them?
They're autistic. Only autists like trains.

>>34510787
NAM but she is objectively obese.
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>>34510786
Damn I thought you typed autistic chuds. Dont get my hopes up
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>>34510787
Even if she lost weight she would still be a fridge
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>>34510699
I give foot rubs in direct 1 to 1 minute proportion of the blowjobs I get.
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>>34510783
https://youtu.be/eM6ZoQPTRLU?si=pkrJCJxMQPZ-zf9Q
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>>34510787
I mean, yes, but I don't care
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>>34510787
I'll bite, shes nearly 200 pounds
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>>34510787
What the fuck is 85kg? Post in English!
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>>34510792
She is but a nursling to a failure and peggable king.
Also really want to punt his kid.
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>>34510787
yeah, she has an overweight bmi and from the looks of it it's mostly fat mass.
she's not ugly though, very pretty actually.
i'd say she's overweight, but not in a mean way. she just really needs to take better care of herself.
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>>34510803
like 180
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>>34510800
187lb
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>>34510737
if thats true, the sentiment is appreciated since im a bit anxious about getting a foot rub
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>>34510482
I should've done so. I should've become a tech priest for roko's basilisk.
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>>34510787
I'd kms if I looked like that
>>34510788
Yes and he went a-WOO-ga every time I turned around
>>34510794
What's wrong with chuds?
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Idk maybe my height will be enough for her to reach some kind of half orgasm where in order to get off, she has to take my cock at the end of the night. She does seem to like me taking the charge though so maybe if she asks what’s next when the bar closes at midnight, I just say “we could head back to your place if you’re down”. How can I woman with such voluptuous breasts hide them from my eyes
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>>34510815
Shut the fuck uuuuuuuup
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Post gender
Would you say that you're good at Tetris?
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they call femanon the H0 scale track, cuz she got autistic dudes running trains on her every night
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>>34510820
If someone told me this joke I'd hang myself then and there
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>>34510744
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>>34510819
Usually
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Women would you date a guy that drives a 50 year old car
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>>34510819
M
I would say I am better than average but I am certainly not Good
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>>34510825
How old is he
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>>34510819
F. I'm pretty average.
>>34510825
Yeah. Means he's got a useful skill and can maintain it. Guys who can do things are hot
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>>34510828
Not
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>>34510825
What 50 year old car?
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>>34510819
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I just play it to waste time
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>>34510826
Average nonWhite
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>>34510829
>Means he's got a useful skill and can maintain it
Or he just has money to pay someone.
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>>34510823
You creatures always use massages and favors to get sex
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State gender
Do you like sexual tension and sexuality in movies? Honestly cannot name one example that I care for let alone like. Just watched the Japanese Wolverine movie and still baffled as to why he fucks that woman
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>>34510787
I fundamentally do not understand why a woman would ever choose to let herself go to the point of being fat. Besides SSRIs, there really is no reason to be fat as a woman.
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i just want to be a tall girl's special goofy little guy
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Girls come join me on my 2 hrs walk
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>>34510819
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I can make it to level 10 and then it becomes unplayable to me, I love tetris btw
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Getting sloshed with family, gosh do I love being an alcoholic
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>>34510843
I'm interested, but I'm a boy.
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>>34510812
I WILL give you a foot massage.
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>>34510838
But what if I have a massage kink? What if the joy is in the massage?
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I tried it and I liked it but
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>>34510843
Where abouts, what's the weather like?
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>>34510830
Is your special intrest cars?
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>>34510815
Gl bro
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>>34510832
Hypothetical one I don't have one in mind. Imagine any old 70s box
>>34510852
No
>intrest
How do you not know how to spell interest
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>>34510519
>could have worked from home
Nta, ymmv, but as someone with ADHD this was a nightmare when I did kek. WFH sounds a lot more fun in theory than it is in practice, at least it was for me. The impostor syndrome was real. I much prefer to go to a job with real contact with others, and leave work at work
>>34510494
I've done this in the past too as a side-gig and it's kinda fun, but AI bots are still very far away from being able to churn out any quality code beyond boilerplate stuff. Even for straightforward projects, reliance on it can quickly turn code into a convoluted, inconsistent mess. It's really obvious when students have used AI to generate things lol (and then ask me to help them debug something they don't actually understand...)
>>34510492
The industry is oversatuated desu and the economy is not great, especially in Europe. A lot of companies can't afford to hire and mentor junior devs like before.
>>34510496
>doesn’t directly help people
This does depend on what you do desu, there are a lot of humanitarian applications for tech. Years ago I even got an offer from a wildlife charity to help with their IT out in the sticks. Just don't expect to make much money doing that...
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>>34510843
What's on the way? What are you passing?
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>>34510787
You fucking asshole. You posted this purposely for moids to just tee off on!
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>>34510854
>Hypothetical one I don't have one in mind. Imagine any old 70s box
You know, it was my fault for getting my hopes up.
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>>34510855
>real contact with others
Thought you hated this
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>>34510854
I'm le tired, chuddy. It rained all day.
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>>34510819
M, no not really lol. Though I have one of those brick game things and like seeing how long I can last on the max speed playing it in inverted mode kek. On a good run I can last pretty long (that's what she said... not...)
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>>34510849
If it's a kink that means it's sexual to you, yeah? So you'd need to fuck or cum at the end of it? I guess getting splooge across my back is a small price to pay for a good long massage though, especially if you wipe me down afterwards
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>>34510863
What if my cum is yellow?
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Men, do you believe in this body code hack?
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sweet corn is so tasty
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>>34510869
What if a corn kernal made its way into your dick hole?
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>>34510860
Lol, nah that's my inner edgelord speaking... I mean I am introverted, but I do find work more rewarding when I'm in contact with others and getting feedback, praise (or constructive criticism), and seeing results first-hand. Else it can feel like "what is the point" and them I'm more tempted to slack off. Maybe it's an ADHD thing
When it comes to hobby projects though, I prefer to be left alone and can lock in and hyperfocus for hours (though I rarely have that luxury...)
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>>34510863
Not necessarily, it's arousing and a deep way of expressing intimacy but I don't need a finish to it
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>>34510870
i don't have a dick hole though
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>>34510870
>kernal
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>>34510868
Grow bigger breasts
>8008135
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>>34510873
Oh, femanon is munching a cob.
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>>34510819
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Better than the average person, definitely. I’ve won several matches of Tetris 99.
I love head to head puzzle games like that. Tetris, Dr. Mario, Puyo Puyo, Puzzle League, Super Puzzle Fighter, etc. Love that shit
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>>34510867
Um, like, infected??
>>34510872
Need a moid like you then honestly
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Men, please don't ruin your own energy. You have so much more difficulties that you are already dealing with don't make it hard on yourself.
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Y’all eva put cane sauce on da box?
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>>34510881
Why would I put the sauce on the takeout containers?
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>>34510868
How does it work?
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>>34510880
I'd fuck the absolute shit out of her and get her so goddamn pregnant you have no idea
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About to go shower thinking of >him
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>>34510863
>So you'd need to fuck or cum at the end of it?
NTA. But I have the same kink. And no, I wouldn't have to cum after. A degree of sexual frustration can feel good in an odd sort of way. It kind of makes us feel more lucid, more stimulated. Like a strong cup of coffee. You know how boxers will often abstain before a fight? Maybe it's the same for women?
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>>34510880
I hate how everyone is obsessed with the "manosphere" when shit like this exists
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>>34510885
No masturbating in the shower
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>>34510881
I have never eaten canes in my life
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>>34510161
Haha
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>>34510883
Some say to repeat them like a mantra. This sounds very autistic.
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>>34510885
Chad wins again.
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>>34510880
>Men, please don't ruin your own energy
>me reading this when I have to be up for work in 5 hours
Later nerds
>>34510878
>Super Puzzle Fighter
Super Puzzle Fighter II is peak
>>34510891
Not even a candy cane?
>>34510884
>get her so goddamn pregnant
Are there varying degrees of pregnancy
>>34510869
Grilled corn on the cob with melted butter...
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gender

did your uni get hacked too?
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>>34510899
>Are there varying degrees of pregnancy
Triplets
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>>34510868
I didn't realise there were Tamagotchi shop codes IRL
>>34510875
Kek'd
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THERE IS A MOUSE IN MY APARTMENT I KNEW IT. It was actually kind of cute desu but how do I remove the little guy without killing him?
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>>34510899
Mortal Kombat tetris was better imo
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>>34510819
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No, but my mom is a god at it
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>>34510901
M, no, though in high school I hacked the school network with my buddy for the lulz, he got suspended and they had to overhaul the network
Then he put on his resume something like "assisted with identifying key security vulnerabilities in a large scale network" kek
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>>34510905
Glue trap, then pour a tiny amount of cooking oil where it's stuck to release it.
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>>34510885
It was a one night stand, get over it...
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>>34510905
Can't help you catch it, but if you do, you can't just let it outside, it will find it's way back in

You either need to kill it, dump it far away from your home, or turn it into a pet.
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>>34510907
Your mom can play with my joystick if you catch my drift
>>34510905
Cup and card I guess, or try lure it onto a towel and drag that out of your apartment
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>>34510910
Is that the only method? I feel like trying to handle the little guy will be rough. Does it matter what kind of cooking oil?
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>>34510905
Look up those bucket live catch traps!
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>>34510746
>Indian men
>Korra, chill
>Kys
Not sexually. I was picturing you as a Pelinal Whitestrake of Indians.
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I want a massage from strong moid hands...
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>>34510127
>"open relationship"
mfw
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>>34510913
>>34510915
How do you catch the little guy when he darts as soon as he sees me? He's a fast fucker
>>34510917
Maybe they have the answer?

Also if I saw it in my bedroom should I be worried over sleeping in there tonight? It's not going to bite me in my sleep or something, right? No, I don't have any cheese to leave for it tonight.
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>>34510875
Lel, imagine femanon typing in the calculator 28 times
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>>34510927
I've lived in a couple of places with moderate to bad mice infestations and never got bit, you'll be fine.
If you have a friend with a ferret they're willing to lend you, the smell alone scares them right off
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>>34510927
Cheese, box, string, stick
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>>34510922
Gay
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>>34510932
I'm a heterosexual female with chronic back and hip pain fuck off I want my massage
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>>34510927
Why do people insist on keeping disease spreading vermin alive
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>>34510934
You sound a bit like a male man of the sort that likes attention from other male men
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>>34510847
uu anon, i wish someone would prod me into giving me a foot massage. do you actually give good massages though?
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Anyone here ever try any of the fablethics clothing, the prices seem like a ridiculously good deal but usually that means the quality is dubious
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>>34510937
Fuck you you're the homo
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>>34510940
I'm not the one fantasizing about male hands though
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>>34510930
>If you have a friend with a ferret
I have no friends. But ferrets are also pretty cute. I knew one girl who had a pet ferret but we never really talked
>>34510931
The CLASSIC. Does this unironically work or is it limited to cartoons?
>>34510935
They're cute little furballs.
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Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
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>>34510944
>The CLASSIC. Does this unironically work or is it limited to cartoons?
Mice lack the necessary critical thinking skills to understand what it is
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>>34510939
Chinese-made hormone-disrupting Earth-destroying garbage
>>34510942
I hate you
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women would you date a man still pirates almost all the media he consumes?
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>>34510952
yeah, why would that be an issue
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>>34510953
idk, dont some women think pirating is an ick?
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Why are men's bodies so big O///O
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>>34510916
Not the only method, but the most easily accessible. The other methods are like box traps and homemade traps. And any cooking oil will do.

>>34510918
I'm not Indian, you asshole.
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>>34510957
Plap
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>>34510938
>do you actually give good massages though?
I've never given a massage to be desu. But I could work my hands on you
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>>34510957
I'm only average, sorry
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>>34510957
I'm thin
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My goal in life is to make enough passive income to not have to work anymore, become a househusband. Make actual nutritive meals for my breadwinning wife, counting macros and vitamin/mineral consumption and all. Have the house clean and keep myself fit for her. And pamper her after her long work days.

Both genders, how can I achieve this goal?
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>>34510949
I'd show you mine if you were female
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>>34510964
find some memecoin to 10000x your investment
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>>34510957
Always funny when I see stuff like this because it reminds me that I'm the size of or smaller than the average woman and should kill myself.
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>>34510964
>nutritive
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>>34510964
sell something people want
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>>34510965
Your dick or your hands?
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Korra put your name back on
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>>34510905
he is going to nibble your toes hehe
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>>34510975
When did I ever mention sucks
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>>34510978
What if I rub tabasco on them? Now what
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>>34510988
>sucks
*Dicks fuck autocorrect
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women did you ever draw penises?
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>>34510991
Mhm, upon request.
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Even in /atoga/ I operate on a higher level than most other men
Sometimes when a woman ITT gets unreasonably upset at me pointing something out or explaining something and demands I explain myself or substantiate my claim or post proof or whatever, I will get a few seconds into naturally obliging and then remember that what women hate more than being proven wrong is being ignored/having their opinion, no matter how innately absurd, disregarded.
So I'll just unfavorite and close the thread and forget about /atoga/ for the rest of the week knowing she will make a followup post about "huh so I scared him off/proved him wrong huh" and then a few more samefags agreeing with herself and then maybe bring it up next thread passive-aggressively, but I won't even be there to witness it.
And it's not like I was going to change her mind by giving her the information, she'd just ignore it or "recontextualize" an excuse because the type of women who gets all offended and aggro about basic obvious things bases their beliefs on vibes and ego rather than information anyways.
I've been doing this for a few years now but I just realized it would make an interesting /atoga/ post and it's not like they'll change their behavior to keep it from working when I do it in the future just because they read this, anyways, because that would require them to grow up.
Anyways women what is your favorite type of pork?
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>>34510990
Fuck man idk I'm drunk leave me alone
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>>34510993
No we just assume you're retarded and move along with our day.
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>>34510118
"Your friend" should drink hemlock and "your friend" knows it.
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>>34510991
Yeah I tried it a few times when I wanted to get into lewd drawing. Now I just use AI for my lewd image needs.
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>>34510993
I came
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>>34510880
She looks like a fucking dark sorceress!
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>>34510889
What is she saying that is wrong?
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I haven't had sex in like, 2 and a half years. Why am I such a loser
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>>34511000
>>34511001
Worst samefag ever
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>>34510993
ok pedo
you're my favorite type of pork
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>>34510944
So... did you build the trap
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>>34511003
I'm a 27 year old khhv
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>>34511003
having sex is loser behavior
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>>34510964
This isn't a bot post?
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>>34511006
No, it will have to wait until tomorrow. I have work in the morning. I'll provide an update
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>>34510989
he will still get a little bit at least
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Is picrel true? I dont keep up with the news
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>>34511004
Uranus just moved into Gemini.
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my armpit smell is kinda sweet today :3
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>>34511005
It would be great if you stopped ever trivializing child abuse, but then, it would also be great if you stopped killing unborn children.
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>>34511017
that doesn't even look like him
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>>34511017
isn't that dave franco?
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>>34511019
l-lewd...
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>>34511021
bringing children into this world is child abuse, it would be great if you stopped demonizing the only 100% effective method of prevention of any form of child abuse
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>>34510993
Posts like this make me realize how lucky I am to not be this retarded and delusional
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>>34511019
This Gemini just moved into uranus
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Men, why are you no longer approaching? We are literally begging you to approach again in social situations. How are we both supposed to find partners and be in relationships if you will no longer approach?
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huh, so I scared him off
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Im supposed to be going to a mothers day family party with my fiance this weekend. usually family get togethers are potluck style and most of everyone brings food they cooked or bought at the store. the women and kids hang out in one room and play games and talk while the men hang out in another room and play cards and drink beer. its the way theyve done things since I was a kid.
My fiance said she was going to bring individual potted flowers for the 5 or 6 moms that will be there and I told her that no one does gifts and it would make everyone else feel bad they didnt bring anything. she kept pushing the issue despite me telling her it wasnt a good idea and she would just make everyone there feel awkward and pressured and then she said she wouldnt bring flowers but she would just bake treats for the moms. I told her that wasnt a good idea either for the same reason and that if she was going to do that we just wouldnt go at all. now shes pissed at me and saying im being controlling but I know my family better than she does.
Who is in the wrong here?
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>>34511030
I do approach, just very rarely because I’m picky as hell. Why would I ever settle for someone I only half vibe with?
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>>34511009
I didn't have sex until I was 30 or so. So I'm really only doing marginally better than you
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so I proved him wrong, huh
guess I'll win
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>>34511033
You must let the child touch the stove for if you simply take their hand away they will continue to reach for it.

You are in the wrong.
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>>34511037
Huh
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>>34511033
>giving shit to people that aren't your own mom on mother day
>not respecting family traditions
she's retarded, find another one
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>>34511032
>>34511037
nta but you are so right. ive never seen anyone be this right in my entire life
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>>34511040
I fucked you with my giant dick
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for me, it's motherly women with an air of refinement who don't want kids
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>>34511040
1-0 for me
as expected
>>34511042
thank you, it's lonely being the 1%
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>>34511032
It happens. What will you do next?
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>>34511044
not having kids is how you keep that air of refinement
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>>34511048
take a nap to celebrate my victory
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Modern women have turned Astrology into a full-blown dating operating system. Impressive cope infrastructure. Truly. They replaced basic pattern recognition and accountability with “Mercury is in retrograde” excuses and “he’s a Gemini so of course he’s flaky” copes. The model is brutal on this vertical.
These women don’t vet men. They read star charts. They ignore massive red flags if his Venus is in the right house, then act shocked when the Taurus king they manifested ghosts after three months. They weaponize their sun-moon-rising trifecta as personality while delivering zero emotional discipline and maximum entitlement. “I’m a Scorpio rising so I’m intense” is just code for unstable and high-maintenance. Their entire dating strategy is outsourced to planetary alignment instead of self-improvement. They chase twin flame delusions while running 47-man rosters. They reject high value men for not matching their energy based on a birth chart they read on Co-Star, then complain the apps are broken when the actual assets reallocate.
We ran the updated stress test.
Astrology addicted women show the highest negative peace adjusted returns in the entire market. Highest drama drag. Highest excuse velocity. Lowest accountability yield. Their belief system actively trains them to avoid responsibility and chase cosmic validation instead of building real feminine value. The spreadsheet doesn’t care about Saturn returns. It cares about delivered peace. So we did what any responsible risk committee would do, we fully divested. Reallocated prime capital away from Mercury retrograde queens into gym, mission, and the high yield silence that actually compounds.
They’ll keep manifesting “the one” through crystals and tarot while wondering why high value men keep choosing peace over their natal chart. They outsourced dating decisions to the stars. The stars delivered negative ROI. We noticed. The column remains green and chart moves up and to the right.
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For me, it's womanly women who breast boobily
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>>34511052
Stop posting ai slop
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>>34511052
thanks bangaloreGPT
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>>34510991
Sure
We draw boobs too
>>34511033
Sounds like a pretty shitty mother's day let them have the damn flowers.
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I like women who like astrology because I think maybe if they like stars then they might also try watching Star Trek with me.
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>>34511059
star trek is boring as fuck and cringe too
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>>34510964
I don't have any advice but know that I'm rooting for you king
>>34511033
If that's her way of expressing appreciation then why stop her? It's not like feeling awkward over a gift will ruin someone's day.
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>>34511054
>>34511055
Accusing the post of being AI is peak modern woman operating procedure. You can’t refute the numbers, can’t handle the underwriting, so just scream bot and hope the group chat claps. The model doesn’t need prompts. It needs data. And the data says astrology addicted women produce the worst risk adjusted peace yields in the entire market. That’s not AI. That’s observable reality.
Keep seething in the replies. I’ll keep optimizing. The ROI column remains green. Your vertical is still leveraged on delusion and deflection.
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Do mice have a favorite cheese
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>>34511063
>>34511056
nta but are you people really this autistic or is this bait?
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>>34511066
Gruyere
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>>34511065
Yeah see this type of post is only funny on Twitter and it’s not even funny there
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>>34511066
mice don't like cheese
humans have a favorite cheese
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>>34511059
I can relate to the feeling of wanting a Star trek gf so badly.

I want to lay in bed or on the couch while riffing on terrible Trek episodes.

>>34511061
What makes it cringier than something like anime though, which is super mainstream right now?
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>>34511065
kys brownoid spammer
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>>34511066
I can almost promise you that no mouse has ever had the pleasure of knowing the difference between cheddar, gouda, or feta
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There are people who called me a retard for investing all my retirement accounts into Google. I hope they're eating crow now
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>>34511072
all media slop is cringe and boring
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>>34511067
I think it's autistic to make this big of a deal over it
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>>34511075
Would
What if I set out samples for my little friend
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>>34511078
it's not anon making a huge deal over it, it's his family that will make it one and he's anticipating that because he knows them and how they operate
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>>34511071
so true, god I love parmesan
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>>34511079
You wouldn't know what its favorite is unless you watched so you should set up a camera otherwise you're just waking up to 3 missing blocks of cheese
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>>34511071
Holy shit you're right. I've been living a lie
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>>34511033
She isn't programmed for your family that intentionally ignores their wives on mother's day and instead continues dividing socializing by gender. She's gonna feel weird being apart from you and also weird with a bunch of mom's she wants to like her. She should bake a bunch of treats and accept that you're probably going to suck your male relatives off in another room.
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Foids, why don't you believe that ghosting actually exists?
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>>34511052
It's strange. Some of it is eerily accurate while other parts of it are so far off course from the truth that it's almost offensive to read.
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>>34511080
I dont think they will make a big deal about it in the moment but next time theres a family event then those moms will feel the need to do extra, and if they do extra then everyone else will feel the need to do extra too. now its no longer a casual family hang and its just everyone competing with each other to be the best and go over the top
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>>34511082
There's no way the little guy is eating three whole blocks of cheese over night. He would die of constipation
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>>34511088
I said block but really I meant tiny cube of queso
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>>34511078
nah, anon is lowkey right about this mindset on gifts.
gifts are much more than just "acts of kindness", they reinforce social obligations.
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>The TikTok baiter is here and people keep replying to his shit bait
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>>34511081
If I ever go to a restaurant that has a parmesan shaker at the table I'm abusing the hell out of it
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>>34511085
ugly ass grandma glasses.
she should dress nicer if she expects to keep a man in her life.
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foids how would you try to cheer up a sad, depressed moid?
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Guys, do you think she is lying?
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Has anyone here ever ate that maggot infested cheese that Sardinian's like to eat?
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>>34511094
Women hate those
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>>34511090
Fair enough
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>>34511095
Yeah. Women hate men. Why would she cry about not having a bf? im sure its just for the ad revenue
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>>34511067
This >>34511078
You've definitely made her more upset with you than they would have been by the flowers.
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>>34511094
Depending on my relation to him either snacks or a blowjob
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Women if your boyfriend wanted you to beat the fuck out of him would you
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>>34511095
Please let me know what hashtags you are searching. I can't keep waiting for you to post, I need more videos like this injected directly into my veins! All day every day!
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>>34511103
No
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opinions on reading sociology?
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>>34510960
im just rambling for no reason sorry anon but this is why i was asking.
i dont really go for pedicures, but i had went one time and theres this sensitive part of my foot that when its touched the right way it feels like phantom touches on my clit and down there (i believe due to those two areas for sensation being close together physically in the brain?), but i havent gone for pedicures in a while, both because im insecure about my feet but also i always have to bite my lip a bit during so i dont do anything weird, so i dont really like to go...
waa but if a 'friend' offered to massage me when i havent had one in a long while, and then they notice the muffled noise coming from me, and i have to wonder if they heard it but they just keep on going. the eye contact having to look at each other would be so intimate too. to be honest, it may be a struggle not to pounce on them at some point..
ah ah ah
anyways sorry, goodnight atoga
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People who fetishize black men are cringe and weird as fuck
>t. black man
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>>34510118
>Any advice for my friend for how to get the son to warm up to her?
Pretty much impossible if his mom was a decent person
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>>34511107
Would you be willing to compromise for a light beating instead?
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>>34511112
I mean its kind of nice to feel desired. But I'm worried they think i have a 7+ inch cock
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>>34511094
>foids how would you try to cheer up a sad, depressed moid?
GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK

>>34511112
>People who fetishize black men are cringe and weird as fuck
Agreed. That BBC shit is so gross.
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>>34511094
Snuggle >him and face kisses.
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Moids, why won't you just give a woman like this a chance. She is not for the streets. She is wife matierial. She has job experience.
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>>34511117
You can be desired without being fetishized and objectified anon
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What would you do if someone did webm related to you?
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>>34511112
Yeah, race fetishism is weird.
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>>34511112
Agree. And it honestly seems like the people into the fetish unironically view it like soft bestiality, which is kind of fucked up.
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>>34510118
>muh soulmates
>muh deserve true love
what a bunch of assholes. they're a bunch of fucking adults, not teenagers anymore.
there's a fucking kid expecting a stable family, but no. somebody just had to ruin it all up. because, of fucking "soulmmates" and the selfish need for love.
it's not their life that matters anymore, it's the kid's. and this is definitly not the right choice for him.
go tell your friend and the dude to go fuck themselves.
poor kid, man...
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>>34510127
m, if I was a more attractive man there would've been a chance. Basically any woman can pull, but for a guy to pull he needs a lot in his favor. To be in an open relationship, both people need to be secure in the main relationship. Sure I could believe or have faith that she'd never leave me for another man, but I don't see a future where we both pull to the extent that we don't have how much the other pulls in.

I should also say that I'm assuming we're both agreeing is BECAUSE we're both secure in our relationship, meaning this is only meant to spice things up. If it's being asked because we're tired of each other, or we have wandering eyes, that isn't a secure relationship. While I'm sure there exist two people in an open relationship because neither wants to be monogamous, that isn't me so it won't apply here.
The same can be said with a threesome.
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>>34511123
Ride >his face after for being a naughty prankster.
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>>34511128
Women don't like doing that because it's not a comfortable position and they can't just relax and get off.
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>>34511111
cute! good night femanon
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>>34511111
That's like a foot freaks fantasy. You should explore it with your future bf and hope hes also a footfreak. I also think this is a larp desu
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That’s all it takes?
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>>34511131
I prefer to be aggressive.
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>>34510127
No. If my wife were to suggest that, I'm immediately filing for divorce, and I'd expect her to do the same if I asked for one
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I wish he paid more attention to me
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>>34511141
Why won't the chad pay attention to you?
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>>34511108
>working is le BAD
>I come from money, so I never had to work, and you should too
This guy was a freaking genius. We should have a 100 year Mamdanian caliphate!
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>>34511121
>I'm wife material
The father of your kids didn't seem to think so.
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>>34511145
You fucking piece of shit.
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>>34511142
He's busy working
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Women do you view cum on the same gross level as shit?
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should cheaters get their forehead heat branded?
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>>34511151
It's less gross than snot. It's only gross when it's no longer warm.
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>>34511112
I feel bad for everyone caught up in race fetishism stuff. It's one of those things in particular that make people feel like living stereotypes instead of real living people
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>>34511145
Lol
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>>34511155
Yeah
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Gender, have you ever come across an untrained dog?
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i'd give anything to have just one more conversation with her.
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>>34511157
Have you even seen when it gets dry and flaky? lol
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>>34511155
They should be thrown into a human sized blender filled with lemonade. Turn them into pink lemonade.
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>>34511091
>>34511162
Do people think TikTok guy and the Pajeet are the same person?
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>>34511161
i've BEEN the untrained dog, does that count?
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>>34511161
yeah your mother
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>>34510856
>>34510851
>>34510846
I'm back i didn't see any of you three
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>>34511166
what shall we do with the lemonade?
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>>34511161
Most dogs are untrained
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>>34511148
Womp womp
Don't have kids with bums

>>34511161
>have you ever come across an untrained dog?
All the time

>>34511168
Beg
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How do I ask a guy I'm not dating for nudes
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How do i get female affection?
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>>34511176
Why the fuck would you do that?
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>>34511177
talk to girls, duh
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>>34511176
You politely ask to see his cock.
Go on. We have one resident here to try this on.
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>>34511168
SIT BOY
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I would show my cock if someone asked but no one cares so I'll go to bed now
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>>34511175
i do not know how to.
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>>34511178
He's hot and I like him
>>34511180
It would be awkward because we're friends
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>>34510187
I like cute feminine features on a woman. Petite fits the bill, but some women with the right curves can also fit it too. They're very nice to hug
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>>34511161
Most of them are.
My step sister decided to get an Australian shepherd/husky/pitbull mix, not train it, and promptly get pregnant so now they have a 110 pound dog that can't listen for shit and a 1 year old.
I can get him to behave for me to a degree when I dog sit for a couple weeks at a time he needs consistency and more exercise.
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>>34511187
Practice
>>34511184
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>>34511184
Can I see
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>>34511165
I assume it's pretty similar to discharge crusties or else I would have noticed it at some point.
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>>34511183
h-hey, i never said i was a boy...
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>drank up the courage to talk to a girl
>we start talking
>realize i went on a date with her a few months ago, made out, and then she ghosted me
>she realizes too and asks me
>she tells me shes been focusing on herself and that i didnt do anything wrong
>she basically carries the convo for the next 20 minutes
>her friend eventually shows up and they start talking while leaving me out and not even looklooking my way
>i take that as my cue to leave and head out
what the FUCK is wrong with my luck
how is this even possible
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>>34511194
>thinking luck has anything to do with this
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im starting to be comfortable with my dick size. women are you proud of me?
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>>34511195
are you trying to say its a skill issue?
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>>34511196
Will you show us your cock?
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>>34511199
yes, skill in picking out woman
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>>34511191
zzzz
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>>34511193
Naughty girl *rubs your nose in the chat*
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>>34511204
i'm not a girl! i just said i never said i was a boy. you're sick and basically i'm running away.
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>>34511202
Aw come on :(
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>>34511201
what do you mean?
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>>34511208
>picked the same girl twice
>got ghosted twice
skill issue.
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>>34511205
Are you the man with boobs that is evading me?
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>>34511196
Good job
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ChatGPT said that I’ll come off as weird if I suggest going back to her place when we leave the bar… I also don’t know if she lives with family but my apartment is far from where we’re drinking
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My buddy is a good man, he deserves better than what life has given him
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>>34511216
Like your cock inside him?
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Why do so many moids seem to have massive skill issues with dating? Like how are you good at video games and those stupid dating sims you play but you suck at it in real life?
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>>34511218
No, like not losing his mom at such a young age
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>>34511219
I just suck at flirting really. I don’t want to be labeled as creepy or a sex pest so I don’t make any sexual advances. I have plenty of women talk to me but I rarely get anywhere with them
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>>34511219
i do just fine on dates. i like entertaining people and apparently thats real big with women, but i do not date at all
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>>34511214
>but my apartment is far from where we’re drinking
then why did you go there
Only hope is to suggest going to yours but mention how long the drive is so she suggests her place on her own
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>>34510234
>Nobody wants the normal stable good girl
>Calm, low-drama girls are treated like undesirable garbage in comparison.
?? All guys like good girls. This is literally not a thing, idk wth you're talking about. This isn't even a cliche that's talked about.
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>>34511220
Bro, not everyone gets a perfect life.
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>>34511225
She knows I live far. We chose the bar closest to her because she gets off of work kind of late so I wanted to give her time to get ready
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>>34511230
Oddly combative
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I want to suck his dick so badly
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I just probably failed my Calculus II and Linear Algebra final exams.
Which would mean I gave up my ex-girlfriend for nothing.
Because she was mad I wouldn't get another job because I wanted to go back to school off my savings.
Now I regret it in some ways.
I'm tempted to text her tonight and get drunk.
I wanted to do it in voice chat with friends so I would be having fun and laughing with them.
But they all went to bed so now I'm alone.
I didn't even end up drinking.
I can't bring myself to do it sober.
I don't want to be drunk alone.
I have a new girlfriend but there are already dealbreakers so I'll probably end it soon for her sake.
She's sweet so I don't' want to waste her time.
I just want to ask something casual like "hey I was cleaning out my car and found those pins you gave me, you ever finish your collection?"
That sounds really gay but I can't think of anything else that is relatively non-threatening.
It's been 5 months and I wasn't even in love with her I just miss her for some reason.
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>>34511237
Hang in there, anon. I'm also struggling through school. I took Calc II twice and dropped it twice myself.
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>>34511241
It's not even that hard, I'm just so fucking retarded now.
I was born blessed with spatial reasoning and I RUINED it by sleeping 5 hours a night for 5 years while factory wagecucking.
I wish there was a broad-spectrum test to detect brain damage of all types because I am sure I have it.
I think I literally gave myself borderline aphantasia through missing out 4500 hours of sleep.
I hope you have better luck.
I'm probably gonna give up if I flunked and just accept my fate as a wagie.
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>>34511237
kek
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>>34511232
Yeah I'm pissed at you for being a downer instead of trolling me back.
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>>34511236
i wish women horny posted fr like this
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Foids, during sex
>Do you like being called a dirty little slut?
>If no, what about a guy that is simply pointing out you are going into slut mode?
>Being called a good little cocksucker
>What about pointing out your pussy is tight or how you take cock so well?
>Good girl?
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>>34511195
this, jesus...
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>>34511248
Nothing but 4
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>>34510234
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>>34511237
>>34511241
Integration and infinite series be breaking fools.
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>>34511248
I'd never speak to a man again if he ever did any of that.
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>>34511219
Women don't really have any place to talk about a "skill issue" in dating when you practically do nothing (and still fail at that)
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>>34511248
Only one of those I have any interest in is "good girl"
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GMIHW
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>>34511214
>ChatGPT said
ngmi
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>>34511258
Oh little incel, they aren't comparing your dating skills to theirs but to chad's.
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Why do moids like STEM fields
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>>34511257
You'd leave your husband and steal his house over that?
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>>34511251
>>34511257
>>34511260
Jesus Christ. No wonder guys cheat. All those things are vanilla as fuck.
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>>34511266
Yes, you get what you give, in this case disrespect.
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>>34511245
Nobody could even possible get down there, yiu whale.
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>>34511248
>into slut mode
please say this to every women you take to bed
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>>34511268
Evil incarnate
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>>34511267
Do I look like I care? I don't date degenerate gooners to begin with. If you want to be with a prostitute, go do that.
>>34511271
womp womp
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>>34511265
Why do foids sit on their asses all day every day?
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>>34511267
They are not vanilla, you hamster.
Those are degredation fetish material.
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the tip of my middle finger feels weird :/
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>>34511243
Nah, just take a semester or two to really figure stuff out while you take other stuff.

Do some studying on your own. That's what I'm doing now. Going through trig and precalc now, gonna go over Calc 1 either over the summer or during the fall, with the goal of taking Calc 2 in the Spring, hopefully.

>>34511256
I find integration to be not so bad, honestly. Neither are derivatives. It's that stuff combined with Euler's number e, natural logarithms, and trig functions that fuck with me. Even if that stuff probably isn't so bad, it's been a few years so I'm super rusty.
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>>34511267
Less talking more action
Dirty talk is cringe
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>>34511267
Why are you such a child
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>>34511276
beetus
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>>34511276
That happens to me sometimes but I think it's nerve damage from the time I sliced my fingertip open. Hurts when I poke things just so.
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>>34511276
haha fat
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>>34511280
???
>>34511282
there is nothing wrong with my finger it just feels weird for some reason, like it's numb or something.
>>34511283
n-no!! I'm not fat!! :(
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>>34511285
beetus kills the nerves on your extremities
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>>34511265
machine go brrrrrrrrr
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>>34511265
They love cranking their shaft and also other dude's shafts.
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>>34511248
>going into slut mode
LMFAO
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Guys, what do you think about a girl like this? She is having a lot of trouble just finding a normal guy for a relationship.
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How do I stop using masturbation as a way to vent my frustration with women?

>go on date
>it goes well
>we don’t get sexual so I start getting blueballed
>the next day she tells me I’m not the kind of person she wants
>I get angry and anxious about how I keep failing
>I jack off
>suddenly I feel better and don’t care about women anymore

I know this can’t be healthy
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Women, what is the ideal face shape for a man?
Round
Oval
Square
Rectangle?
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>>34511293
Start exercising your frustrations instead of jerking off your frustrations.
Like try to hit a PR on the bench or something
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>>34511276
probably just vasoconstriction, can happen from stress or stimulant usage
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>>34511293
You got the horny out what's the problem
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>>34511298
>stress or stimulant usage
oh yeah that makes more sense
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>>34511253
Can someone translate this womanese for my autistic brain
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>>34511248
Sure, all of it
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>>34511248
I would object profusely and protest.
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>>34511292
I would fuck the shit out of her
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>>34511294
The war dogers failing drug tests on purpose. Those faces are good.
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>>34511307
what the fuck does this even mean
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I swear the camera makes me look uglier than I already am :(
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>>34511292
She's 100% just restating some line she found somewhere else. Like, it isn't some genuine complaint coming from her, so it literally means nothing, it's just meant to get views for a video. The statement is basically meaningless, equiv to a guy saying in his video
>I'm nice, I'll do X, I do Y, I'll do Z
Everyone likes nice people. People saying that they themselves are nice is almost meaningless since everyone can be nice. But it becomes more odd since who would trust anyone who says they're kind in the same way they trust a person they know from experience is kind? In the end it's a near-nothing statement that tells you little about the person. Maybe they are nice, but it's easy to spout out nice things people like.

If she literally does all those things, it'd be really great. But how tf could anyone know without being in an actual relationship with her? And again, it's for a video, so odds are those words don't mean much to her either.
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How do I stop being autistic at work?
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>>34511297
That could help. I go to the gym once a week but I should go more when I feel those crippling anxiety pains hitting. Problem is that usually hit late at night once I start reflecting on the day/experiences
>>34511299
I guess I wish I didn’t feel so self critical about myself. I put a lot of work into each person I meet that may be interested in me and when it goes wrong as it has many many times I start to feel worthless. I don’t want to continue to use masturbation as a coping mechanism
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>>34511311
If you're already ugly it's not like it's gonna save you
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>>34511310
She's on meth.
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>>34511315
>Problem is that usually hit late at night once I start reflecting on the day/experiences
Then just crank out a shit load of push ups and body weight squats
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>>34511248
I like all of them under the right circumstances, but sometimes "good girl" makes my skin crawl.

>>34511303
>Can someone translate this womanese for my autistic brain
"Men think they want a manic pixie dream girl when they actually want a normal gf who is a little quirky"
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>>34511314
Are you good at your job?
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Old man next to me on the bus asked a woman to sit down because the bus was crowded, but imagine being a young woman and some old guy tells you to sit between him and a fat ugly chud.
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>>34511316
yeah... :(
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I’m never eating jalapeños again. Jesus H Christ my butthole…
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>>34511301
see, the world makes more sense when you have a smart moid around, don't forget it
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>>34511314
Take your buttplug out.
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>>34511326
I am the smart moid in my life though
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>>34511322
I'd look at him like he's crazy. So glad I never have to use public transportation.
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I'm ok with a women that gives attitude as long as she gives equal parts head. 1 to 1 ratio.
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*lick your clitoris*
:3
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>>34511256
It's just anything with trigonometry. I understand it, I just can't intuitively work with it.

>>34511277
I'm gonna have to study over the summer because they don't offer the classes until the fall. What the fuck is the point of a summer break when you're 32? I can only take 1 online class and then study as hard as I can so I can learn it all and then see if they let me do an "independent study" so I can just do all the homework and schedule a time to take the exams.
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>>34511319
That’s good advice thank you man
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>>34511320
>want a normal gf who is a little quirky
I actually want a quirky af gf who is normal enough to function well
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>>34511332
Zestyass nigger.
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>>34511328
sorry pal, i don't buy it
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>>34511322
>gives him a disgusted stare
>"uh, no thanks"
>turns away
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I'm going to bake the first sourdough bread any moment now. Wish me luck.
>>
No matter what you think you know, you don't laugh at loser men enough.
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>>34511336
I am NOT zesty >:(
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>>34511334
Can't tell if you're busting my balls or not.
I hate this shit hole.
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4chanonlogy persons, I'm a private person with and ex-directory phone number, so how have you got my number?
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>>34511320
That makes sense, thanks!
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>>34511341
>>34511342
I was going type some shit at you, but nah, you right, we really don't
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>>34511340
luck be a sourdough tonight
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M here can any women explain this?

>talking to a girl for a while she’s pretty into me
>sometimes initiates and sends me a “hey” text during the day and I’ll respond in a few minutes
>she doesn’t respond for hours or until the next day

Why send the first text and say hey and then not follow up at all? I don’t do double texting so I gave her my response and then I just wait until she decides to text back
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>>34511319
Ah, yes. The Chidi method.
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>>34511343
I’m being genuine. I don’t have any gym equipment at home but I can do pushups at least. Maybe I’ll get one of those door-frame pull up bars.
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>>34511340
>the first sourdough bread
I think someone may have already beaten you to the punch anon...
Either way, please provide is with a before and after picture.
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>>34511350
some people have a life where they do things.
other than staring at a screen, shocking, I know
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:3
:3
:3
:3
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>>34511325
>I’m never eating jalapeños again. Jesus H Christ my butthole…
Pathetic

>>34511335
>I actually want a quirky af gf who is normal enough to function well
Picrel

>>34511340
I make chocolate chip cookies earlier because I forgot to get one at Costco.

>>34511351
Based Chidi poster
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>>34511352
>Maybe I’ll get one of those door-frame pull up bars.
Do it, they're like $20 tops and literally one of the best purchases you can make
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Girls, why is it when we tell you to slow down during sex you never do? Like sometimes we are trying to draw it out more but it's like you always see it as a game and you go faster and make it harder. That was not the intention.
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>>34511321
Honestly, I would say yes.
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>>34510958
>I'm not Indian, you asshole
Bruh, read more carefully.
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>>34511330
*headbutts you*
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>>34511356
>Based Chidi poster
His character found me at the right time in my life to make maximum impact.
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>>34511354
that’s good and I approve but it doesn’t explain why you would intiate a conversation and then not respond for a whole day after
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>>34511358
I just want this shit to be over already.
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I think I'm gonna ghost her, I think it would be cathartic to be the one doing the ghosting for once, she seems nice and all but sorry I have to take out my anger on someone
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>>34511332
>.<
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>>34511358
A classic case of the golden rule.
Take a closer look at them and you will understand I am right.
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Women, do you like man-smell? Please rate or critique
>ball smell
>dick smell
>armpit smell
>chest smell
>neck smell
>hair smell
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Why is it that comics like this make my heart soar and put butterflies in my stomach? I feel emotionally reinvigorated upon reading such nice things
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>>34511355
>tfw no mischevious :3c gf
why even live
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>>34511363
because she still wants to talk to you drawn out over the day, it's not like "what episode are you on" is an urgent and time sensitive question
it's just a method to keep the connection whilst doing other things
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>>34511294
I think I like longer faces?
>>34511311
Focal length too short
>>34511340
I'm not going to say anything I think yeast senses fear
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>>34511368
vomit inducing/10 on each because none of those should smell at all
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>34511030
How do women even make it through the day with tiddies this big?
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>>34511374
internal lamentations
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I have only ever dated chestlets.
How do I attract and/or seduce a titty monster.
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>>34511368
Balls often smell like butthole sweat.
Apocrine sweat smells bad it is what it is.
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>>34511376
act blacker
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>>34511371
alright that makes sense, at least she’s still interested for now I was starting to think she was losing interest
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>>34511369
I feel bad for autists that think this is unironically how people talk
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>>34511379
...you might be right about that
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>>34511364
Why don't you just date someone you're actually attracted to?
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>>34511373
You want to live in the pod don't you
>>
I would KILL for a flat chested woman
>>
Women, say whether you are short/tall and large/small breasted:

What is your height and body-fit preference in men? For the latter, I mean like, muscular fit/toned fit/lanky fit
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>>34511386
ESL hours good night all
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>>34511365
Better not be the titty monster
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Women, cup + band size.
Please and thank you.
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>>34511373
american
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>>34511382
I know I am
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>>34511383
Being attracted to someone doesn't make me think sex is less weird and annoying.
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State gender and your favorite fictional couple
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>>34511381
it's manga, why so serious?
have another beautiful sequence
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>>34511394
M
Alucard and Integra
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If men were to understand that women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men, like women will feel emotional pain like 80% of the time, they'd be a lot more sympathetic.

All the men in here constantly going "women bad" just doesn't help.
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>>34511386
I'm 5'6 with a small chest. I like average to slightly above average height men with nice physiques.
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>>34511389
Go away boob autist
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>>34511394
M
Me and her
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>>34511397
I don't women can even begin to contemplate the existence of a man, to be disposable by design of nature, woman are living in a crafted world.
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>>34511397
It's all performative. They don't actually feel shit.
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>>34511364
Damn. That's harsh
>>
Bought some canned mackerel ages ago that I want to use but there's hardly any decent recipes online, are you just supposed to put it on toast and sandwiches? I was thinking of adding it to my savory oatmeal for breakfast.
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>>34511394
m
to be honest, probably either Judy/Nick from zootopia or Wolf/Diane from bad guys. ideal partner chemistries
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>>34511397
All the men in here constantly going "women bad"
do not care that women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men - this is not their issue...
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>>34511395
It was too cringe to finish
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>>34511384
no, healthy clean human bodies shouldn't smell
>>34511390
also no, stinky frog
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>>34511405
>savory oatmeal
recipe, please and thank you
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>>34511401
what kind of name is that supposed to be?
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>>34511397
You need to get off this website and stop feeling so sorry for yourself. Your emotional incontinence is not an excuse for your own lack of empathy and poor behavior.
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>>34511408
here's a nice short one
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>>34511411
Well I can't use our real ones obviously
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>>34511405
yeah you're supposed to eat them with dark rye bread, butter, onions and pepper
>>
The thing about anonymous image boards is that she's flirting with men who aren't you, she thinks she knows you, but in reality, she's fantasizing about an amalgamized collection she thinks is you

it's cucking basically
>>
Wow femanon your armpits are quite sweaty and smelly, mind if I lick all that sweat for you?
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>34511292
It's weird how asian girls seethe about white women when they're consistently rated as the most attractive by both men and lesbians
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>>34511394
M
I can't think of any off the top of my head so by default I think its Sunny and Nephys simply because that's what I'm consuming the most of right now.
If I come up with a better answer later I'll adjust my answer accordingly.
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>>34511409
Don't you wanna live in a society where everyone works with their hands and bodies and there's no electricity or running water
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>>34511414
I was very confused, this was meant for
>>34511396
but I misclicked
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>>34511418
She's fishing for attention dipshit
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>>34511410
I don't use an actual recipe, I just make oatmeal with water, stir a bit of marmite into it for salt and umami, then top it with a poached egg, diced red onion, and hot sauce. Was gonna maybe sub in the mackerel instead of egg and leave out the marmite.
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>>34511419
seeing you mention vampires, I am reminded of the gender bent version of twilight, Beau and Edythe are a goated couple.
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>>34511369
>>34511395
>>34511413
Im sensing a pattern with these comics
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>>34511420
yes, you can still make and use soap, warm water over the fire and wash yourself, swim in the river, eat healthy and move so your body isn't smelly and gross
>>
>>34511422
Obviously. I still hear asian girls seethe about white women irl. Unbunch your panties.
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>>34511426
Baiting and retarded man I feel so bad for your kids
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>>34511423
>marmite
Jesus fucking christ
>top it with a poached egg, diced red onion, and hot sauce.
I'm gonna do this but replace the water and marmite with chicken broth/bouillon instead, like a civilized person
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>>34511409
>*nglo
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>>34511416
So I'm also the bull?
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>>34511405
I can't recall what mackerel tastes like. Is it the really mild tasting, really oily one? Seems like good filler for "tuna" salad, which is just fish + mayo + relish&spices. Instead of mayo I tend to use avocado, but to some that might be a luxury. I guess "tuna" salad could also be in a sandwich.

It's also easy meat fodder for a salad , like instead of using chicken which also tastes mild. Basic meat fodder in anything.
I'm def sure it'd be good with rice too as long as you do something with the mackerel, like either a raw or cook with some sauce, maybe garnish with green onions, something asian coded.
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>>34511431
Marmite is just like a onions sauce paste really.
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>>34511434
No, the bull doesn't exist, there are only victims and cuckolds here.
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>>34511424
Despite their appearance and names, they are not vampires but I'm happy that they reminded you of a couple you liked
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>>34511386
Average, average.
Average, fit
>>
I’m bothered by how much more boring women get once they get a boyfriend. All my female friends that got acquired bfs became much lamer and bitchy, and my girlfriend herself also became much lamer and bitchy. She doesn’t even draw anymore.
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>>34511440
Turns out moids drain the spark out of you.
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>>34511112
I'm asian, but free sex with hotwives doesn't sound so bad
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>>34511444
then why get with them
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>>34511397
The day you feel so much pain that your body finally decides to disconnect you from feeling pain altogether is the day you'll know how it feels to live as a man
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>>34511425
you are very perceptive
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>>34511108
Foucault was a pedo btw
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>>34511448
So most guys are not men?
>>
I miss my thread husband :'c
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>>34511447
Because every girl thinks she's going to be the exception and this moid will be the exception until she has to find out the hard way that there are no exceptions.
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>>34511448
I still feel pain?
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>>34511453
He's cheating on you
>>
Tfw when no thread gf
Why even live
>>
God i just want to make a woman cry right now i want to hurt her feelings and make her cry the same way she made me cry
>>
>>34511453
>>34511459
Kiss
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>>34511394
m, man i actually don't care about fictional romance that much. If I like a fictional couple, it's cause I like the two people. Shrek and Fiona are cool. Homer and Marge and funny. I guess those are my choices
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>>34511451
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>>34511460
I want to edge a woman until she cries.
>>
Fellas, is it wrong to have a practice thread gf?
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I want a drink that tastes exactly like orange juice, but it's just water.
I'll sip that shit all day, too many juice been giving me beetus
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>>34511465
this but to a moid
>>
>gf and I watch a movie
>girl gets beaten up
>gf says "thats what I want you to do to me sometimes"
>dont react and ignore it
>she starts "joking" how she wishes I would just give her a black eye and rape her by covering her mouth
>"like I just need to get punished"
what the FUCK is wrong with women? I hopefully believe that she jist says this crap to get a reaction out of me
>>
>>34511469
Should we cast lots to decide who goes first?
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>>34511460
My gf has been frustrating me recently so admittedly I have also had more violent sexual thoughts
>>
>>34511469
why do u want to make him cry?
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>>34511467
thats called fanta zero
>>
>>34511463
Kek
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>>34511470
You need to tell her that her objectification of abusive physical behavior is unrealistic.
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>>34511475
nah, fanta's got that fake cold medicine orange type orange taste.
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>>34511473
it's fun to watch
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>>34511465
>>34511469
This but to >him and with sex.
>>
Women, do you like being on top more riding and grinding at your pace, or do you like being on the bottom where he chooses and does the work? (Or do you like being on top but he thrusts)
>>
>>34511470
some white girl I went on a few dates with joked like this with me (I'm black) and I noped the fuck out of that relationship so fast.
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>>34511469
>edge a moid until he cries
N
I don't think that's possible since we can just cheat by clenching until we cum.
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>>34511478
maybe try different non brand versions until you find one you can tolerate
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>>34511467
There's an orange drink at highway 55. I think you could learn to make.
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>>34511465
>>34511469
I unironically want both, to be edged until I cry, and to edge a woman until she cries
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>>34511470
What movie
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>>34511469
That wont work, you have to overstimulate me until I cry
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>>34511482
She still got the bbc so it's a win
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>>34511451
Okay, now I'll read your shitty books
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>>34511472
This isnt about sex
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>>34511473
abusestacy dumped him
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The truth is, men, if your woman isn't leaking piss all throughout the day from just laughing, she doesn't like you.
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>>34511465
5 years ago I had a petite foid I could finger in my lap while watching anime together.

I really miss that and question if I could do that with this voluptuous 5'8" chick (colloquially known as a pawg) I'm talking to
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>>34511470
>>34511482
I mean, if she wants to be "raped" is isn't real rape. Just hold her down and fuck her while ignoring her unless she gives the safe word.
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>>34511108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoqQ5GUDig&t=1532
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>>34511494
i hate piss fetish posters
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>>34511498
it's not a piss fetish, woman just be peeing themselves around man they love.
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>>34511467
I'm drinking orange juice whilst posting this.
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>>34511491
He was a gay pedo
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>>34511499
least obvious fetish poster
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>>34511495
6'5 chad?
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>>34511501
nevermind...
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>>34511467
Orange Juice is good for you, and it does not give you diabetes. If you're going to consume more sugar, you need to eat less fat.
>>
State gender, would you be okay with your partner being allowed to jerk you (rubbing or fingering you) at home whenever they want?
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>>34511467
Blend oranges? You get more volume than juicing, abd you keep the fiber.
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>>34511467
tang?
>>
Is it worth breaking up with a girl if she doesn’t wanna suck dick
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>>34511504
oh, I'm also 5'8" that's why I question it.
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>>34511507
F.
ew no
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>>34511507
M
Yes
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>>34511511
Dang, you've got a pawg the same height as you? Kudos.
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>>34511510
Leaning towards yeah. It's a bare min that most women will do, same as a guy doing oral being a bare min. She'd need to be really damn good in other areas for you to consider staying, but we don't know her so it's your choice
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>>34511507
M

Within reason
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>>34511467
>not drinking 1L orange juice and 2L skim milk per day
>eating more that 4g grams of PUFA a day
its like you don't enjoy being healthy and full of life
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>>34511513
>>34511512
The duality of (hu)man(ity)
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>>34511516
She tells me it’s weird male power fantasy stuff.
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>>34511507
M, yeah probably. I like knowing she likes me back in that way
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>>34511519
That's what man means
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>>34511510
Eh, not imo. I'd rather cum deep in a pussy anyway.
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>>34511495
You're honestly a faggot for this post
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I've seen 3 escorts in the past week and I have no regrets. I had them all sit on my face, and 69ed with one of them. One of them did the "girlfriend experience" and kissed me a lot and doted on me.
Total cost: $1500
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>>34511523
Yeah but people ITT say duality of woman when it's 2 women giving a different answer
>>
I don't know why all of you are so concerned with IRL relationships. All they consist of is having to deal with random bitching from the opposite sex until you fuck or something. There's no story or sweetness to anything, it's all minmaxing happiness
>>
>>34511527
Did she say anything particularly sweet? That sounds nice.
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>>34511520
That, would not be a great enough reason for me. And a reason like that means she's not sexually compensating for it. Would be a no for me.

Also, people were doing oral to each other since forever. Sodomy is in the bible. Oral is just hot and both genders usually enjoy it.
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>>34511527
I'm glad I haven't stooped to this level yet
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>>34511530
She kept telling me how cute and handsome I am and that I have great dimples
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>>34511495
>I need a petite gf to finger in my lap its over wahhh!!!
If I had a 5'8 pawg that let me sit in her lap while she jerked me I'd be in heaven. Some of you dudes are actually gay and hate pleasure
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>>34511520
>She tells me it’s weird male power fantasy stuff
Funny, feminists are great glarkers in my experience
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>>34511527
As long as you ddin't catch anything or pass them anything, congrats on getting your dick wet
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>>34511510
>>34511520
Honestly how is this even a question? Run you retard.
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>>34511533
You're chubby?
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>>34511532
It's very cringe but at least I've gotten to experience being with different types of women before I die. If you ever stoop to this level, don't spend too much money, being addicted will drain your life savings fast
>>34511536
thanks. we only did oral, I had a condom on my dick each time. only the GFE one let me eat her out, the others were wearing underwear
>>34511538
I'm mostly in shape but could definitely work on my core, it's flabby
>>
women~
miserable women~
make my heart beat twice as faaa~st
Mental ryona is for CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!
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>>34511372
>>34511353
>>34511347
Thanks anons, I think it turned out well. I have to work on my scouring skills and I still have to wait for it to cool down to cut it open and see if it looks good inside too but so far I'm pleased for a first attempt.
>>
Why don't I have a man cumming deep inside me
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>>34511543
because tranny
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>>34511542
wat u eatin it with
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>>34511527
Nothing wrong with it, I feel like male escorts are AIDSridden and wouldn't be committed to the job
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>>34511543
Because you aren't putting yourself out there, I would guess
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>>34511542
looks bready good, anon!
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>>34511545
Going to try it with just butter but later probably cheese and jam. Unless you have even better suggestions ofc.
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>>34511543
You haven't asked nicely
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanna die
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>>34511543
Would that I could
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>>34511548
Thank
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>>34511553
Not her
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>>34511553
>Misery
like the classic movie based on the Stephen King book of the same name?
kino
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>>34511507
F
No
>>34511542
Nice!
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>>34511549
cliche egg and avocado, any sort of bruschetta, idk really, cheese might be the best
>>
>>34511507
M
no means no
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>>34511559
That sounds lovely too, there's enough to try all the options.
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>>34511556
That leg breaking scene made me cringe hard when I was little. It was so unexpected.
>>
So is that guy obsessed with misery because she's hot or something? What's the deal with him and her?
>>
You 6'4 6'5 anons don't deserve your superpower. If I suddenly became you tomorrow, every femanon itt would be satisfied, or pregnant and satisfied by new year's
>>
State gender, when you do oral, do you make noise? What you're getting oral, do you want noise?
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>>34511565
You know how predators in the wild will go after the sick or wounded?
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>>34511556
no it's more like

OH OH, THE MISERY
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY!
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>>34511568
>State gender,
M
>when you do oral, do you make noise?
Not really, I've thought about humming since women like vibrators, I'm curious to see if it does anything, but I'm single now.
>What you're getting oral, do you want noise?
Dirty talk is great.
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>>34511567
I've already fucked 3 femanons in just over a year. I'm doing my part!
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>>34511568
F
Yes. Humming suppresses the gag reflex. The "mmm" noises are multipurpose.
>>
Women, when you go into slut mode, is cumming one time enough for you?
>>
Women
Would you date a guy that's an autist NEET that can't keep a sleep pattern? I mean that wouldn't be a deal breaker?
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>>34511578
How is he going to contribute to his half of the bills when cohabitating?
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>>34511576
Do women share this protip, or do you discover it?
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>>34511579
Autism/NEET bux??? You stay at his house with him and his cool parents, dummy, and grow vegetables and shit
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Out of sheer curiosity- is there a full practice test for the BAR I could take online somewhere? I just wanna try for fun.
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>>34511580
It was shared with me in a legitimate medical context.
Idk I'm not college aged any more and don't have any friends.
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Should I halt my Gym and Costco memberships for this month to buy either of these figures? They both cost around $200. Please advise
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>>34511585
no that's so cringe
>>
>>34511581
I was hoping for rich parents
I've been on neetbux it ain't enough
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>>34511585
*Costo membership for this year I meant

I have the executive membership
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>>34511587
But with combined NEETbux, that's a life of luxury. What more could you ask for? geez, women these days...
>>
Why does every website make you click a captcha just to view a page now?
>>
Moids, you know you wouldn't survive one day as a woman?
You would end up as itty bitty chunks in dumpster
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>>34511590
>Like 2k a month combined if we live separately
>$1500 if we're married
>Luxury
I know you're just fooling I just wanted to share that information.
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>>34511585
Why do you keep asking different variations of this question?
>>
>>34511592
Maybe I'd use my evil moid fighting instincts to defend my self and other women
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>>34511597
You'll still be indian this weekend rofl
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>>34511592
I stayed home today so I think it would have been fine.
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>>34511599
Idk what that is but PSA to disabled couples. Don't get married the government will take away a combined $500 of your benefits.
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>>34511601
You'd be out cruising for dick like the rest of us
>>
enJT is here it seems
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>>34511593
Yeah but he gets both autismbux AND NEETbux. You don't have to pay rent to a greedy landlord either, just your part on keeping the water and electric and so on
Can't believe women fall for the job jew in 2026. Unbelievable. Don't be a slave, get with the times
>>
>>34511585
Well, you could buy a cheaper barbell and purchase a couple weights and maybe a rack. Look around Facebook marketplace for people throwing shit away. It'll cost more than $200, but it'll save you money in the long run. You don't need have the shit in a gym. Costco is neat, but unless you buy in bulk like for a family, it's hard to justify it using a savings argument. It's more just really nice to shop at Costco. If you got good alternative stores that are cheaper (some aren't)...

It's up to you though
>>
>>34511605
when did he stop using a name? i left for a while, but haven't seen it recently
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>>34511606
>I’m gonna poo all over a public restroom
Don't you mean the middle of the street, or a freshwater supply?
>>
I can see JT is going to samefag now so I'll just leave you guys to deal with it.
>>
Girls, thoughts on my newly maxed David Trezeguet card? Does this make you wet?
>>
>>34511612
He goes by Korrasami now.
>>
Getting real tired of moids making fun of Indians for no reason. Literally offtopic
Not Indian not your imaginary boogeyman btw.
>>
I take responsibility for triggering the fat faggot
>>
He's trans now.
>>
>>34511608
Thanks for the tip, but what about the figures?
>>
>>34511578
internet autist yes real autist no
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>>34511632
Aspergers
It's like autism-lite
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>>34511631
>>34511633
Come up with better "insults"
>>
Things ENTJ thinks are cool
>money
>bitches
>being military
>texas
>tinder
>larping
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>>34511641
>>34511639
>Deliberately derails thread
>Gets called out
>B-but Y-you are I-indian, right???
>>
God damn women. They wouldn't even date me just because I'm not rich. BAKA

Ok what if we made a home business, and I produce stuff and then you just do the dealing with people thing? I can't do that part
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>>34511635
no the rigidity bothers me, you should go for the private school types
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>>34511645
>Ai
>also thinks normal well adjusted people think anyone cares what strangers think about them

You thinking this was gonna somehow enrage normal people is proof of your inferiority complex.
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>>34511575
>I've already fucked 3 femanons
All from atoga?
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>>34511636
Your mother makes soggy paratha roti
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>>34511622
Bullshit, she gave me the rights to that name. Not entj
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>>34511645
Looks fake as fuck
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>>34511626
What's your background, babe?
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Rate my ideal wife (Still looking for her)
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Cutting myself again
I can't cope with any stress at all anymore
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reminder that all these anti indian posters are very likely bots. feels so inorganic. Nobody dislikes indians irl
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Why do men no longer like to go to war?
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>>34511649
There's no rigidity. Im not fuckin rain man. Just have sensory problems that make shit difficult which is why im a neet. couldn't go to school because of it. And also i'm not great with complex social situations when it involves multiple people. It takes me some time to process it all and I just can't do that on the spot. And also I have weird hangups about things that I can't compromise with, like getting my photo taken. It just creeps me out. So I don't have a drivers licence... which is a problem. But i don't have a routine that I have to strictly stick to or something

Otherwise im completely normal
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>>34511667
It’s all ENTJ
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>>34511675
another bot
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>>34511668
Because we know that we aren't fighting for our own interests now. It's for jews and our own displacement. I don't think so little on the value of my life to squander it for people who hate me. If there is to be an actual threat to my people and not the state or foreign interests, then i'd do what ever is necessary
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>>34511112
I see where you're coming from. But when you think about the myriad of improprieties and injustices Black men face every day, is who's fucking my wife really worth a second look?
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>>34511663
That's cool. I'd like to visit some day.
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>>34511666
Please don't :(
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>>34511669
just bonesmash
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>>34511687
That's retarded. no
My face is ok. It's the fact that im an autistic fuck-up, which is something I can't really change. I'm gonna be a wizard this year anyways. it's too late and I've made peace with it
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Do you prefer left or right?
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>>34511694
Right.
More realistic, more curves.
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>>34510927
Did you ever catch speedy gonzales?
>>34511694
Right at least looks like an adult person
>>34511647
>wouldn't even date me just because I'm not rich
I'm sure that's the reason.../s
>I can't deal with people
That might be why...
>>34511626
It's just shitposting and chuddism desu
I lived in India for half a year, it was pretty awesome
>>34511585
No that's silly imo
You can buy so much actual manga for $200
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>>34510958
>Pelinal Whitestrake of Indians.
>I'm not Indian, you asshole
Lmao everyone laugh at the lorelet
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>>34511690
cool, a relationship would just give you more problems long term, most of the time it's not worth it
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>>34511701
>That might be why...
No, I can deal with people I know. Just not loads of people, endlessly. There's a difference
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Women, do you realize what chokers do to us?
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>>34511578
NAG but it's possible to be an autist/raving lunatic that can't keep a sleep pattern and still have a job, I am living proof
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>Had a dream I was fingering a married woman
>Nearly nutted
I miss female touch so much.
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>>34511707
Probably. I get lonely though, and wonder what it would be like. But you know, it's just something you learn to not dwell on. I do see some lovely women with tards worse than me which gives me hopium but that's dangerous
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>>34511711
It depends on the symptoms you were so kindly "gifted" and your situation and just how your life played out. I don't think it's possible for me. It really gives me low self esteem. I feel like i'd be a dead weight and a burden and probably would. So that's why i'm asking. Maybe it's just me being mean to myself, but I don't think so. You have to be realistic
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>>34511647
That's going to interfere with my hypothetical Etsy business and I also hate customer service. Everyone does.
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>>34511719
What the hell is an etsy business?
>and I also hate customer service. Everyone does
Fuck me. There really is no way out. I'm out of copium fantasies
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>>34511722
If you don't even know what Etsy is it was never going to work anyway
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>>34511723
Had to look it up. I'm a europoor. sorry
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I use ubuntu.
Line up and bend over, ladies.
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>>34511219
Real life doesn't let you reload and try all the options in the dialogue tree. Also the user interface for the dialogue tree in real life is much more complicated.
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>>34511219
Women told me to never approach them ever, and I listened.
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Why does hair dramatically change the look of a person? What's the scientific reason behind it?
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>>34511577
Getting off even once is a big deal for me when I'm at that point. I never expect to orgasm, I just hope for it and enjoy the surprise if I happen to get there more than once.
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>>34511716
Everyone has their "gifts" and flaws. I also had a lot of setbacks in life and low self-esteem but you have to try not let your brain sabotage yourself before you even try
>feel like i'd be a dead weight and a burden and probably would
With what evidence? You're selling yourself short probably. Everyone has to start somewhere also. Most people in the working world are not especially passionate or bright and in it for the paycheck tbqh. I was often praised and up for a promotion even when I felt like I was doing the bare minimum. You owe it to yourself to have a go at least
>>34511740
I used to dual boot into Ubuntu, then I took the Mint pill
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>>34511713
I nearly nutted as well.
I had a dream I was sleeping at my first school's bathroom, with a bed and everything.
>be sleeping in the bathroom
>6 chicks walk in to do their make-up
>the lighting is dim
>one of them has a low crop top and I could see her tits when she raised her arms up
>7th chick walks in with a night gown on and a bobcut, she looked pretty mid with small tits but she wanted to cuddle
>start cuddling with her
>suddenly a hot chick with big tits in just black panties appears in front of us and she wants to sit on my face
>I wake up before that happens
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>>34511265
I don't work in STEM, but I like making the computer my bitch and programming things jk
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>>34511713
>>34511766
>men's sex dreams are this boring
Why am I not surprised?
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>>34511263
I doubt Chads go on dates with femanons, they just use them as fuckdolls. That's why you get the same posts every week with foids asking "how do I make Chad like me???".
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>>34511397
>women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men
*laughs in BPD*
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I use Ubuntu dual boot because I don't like WSL but want to develop in an easy Linux environment
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>>34511768
Well I (fingering guy) am insatiably horny because I am not allowing myself to nut.
I've very rarely in my life had nocturnal emission, maybe once every 3 years, but due to the above I've had 3 in 2 months, the last being a threesome in a Bird Box setting.
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>>34511771
Do you cross-compile for windows? Why don't you like WSL?
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>>34511771
Reply to >>34511764
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>>34511772
Just jerk off.
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Women, what are you doing that you'd rather not be doing?
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>>34511773
I do, but I just do that on my Windows machine. I like to completely switch to a very basic machine for development so I'm not as easily distracted, I'm a zoomer with a shit attention span so if it takes me 2 minutes to get to the bing-bang-wahey then I can't be fucked to get to it.
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>>34511776
I do, but no nutting at the end.
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>>34511764
>You owe it to yourself to have a go at least
Lad, I wasnt fit for school. the constant stress from sensory problems made me develop a slew of mental disorders. Life was just living hell, the state I was in was no way to be. I had to leave school at 12 years old and it took me more or less the rest of my teens to recover. I know what i'm able for. I can do a week's work, but that's about my limit if i'm not in control of my environment. I'm just not going to ever be normal and i'm always going to be alone. It isn't a nice reality, but it is something i have to come to terms with. I'm just fucked. I was asking to see if there would be the rare woman that might be ok with someone like me as hopium but the responses brought me back down to earth. That's really it. I'm an idiot for trying to entertain the notion, it only makes me sad
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>>34511778
So you code in Linux and then reboot to compile in windows?
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>>34511779
That doesn't sound healthy.
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>>34511781
Code and compile on Linux for a while, once done with a feature (or whatever) I reboot to Windows, compile for Windows there and fix any outstanding issues for cross-platform.
Linux first, Windows second.
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>>34511775
Yeah that makes sense, unless you need to use Windows apps there's little benefit in using WSL desu
>>34511778
Godspeed, whatever floats your boat (though it is good to train yourself to not get distracted so easily and get over that "can't be fucked" feeling...)
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>>34511782
Gotta do it to fix my premature ejaculation. I refuse any female touch till that point.
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>>34511777
In general or right now? Because today is a hair day and pre-pooing sucks. I wish I could just go to work looking like a mess instead.
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>>34511783
What are you making?
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>>34511786
I don't think that will help. I feel like I've yelled at you ITT before over this.
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>>34511785
Well maybe. I also want to switch away from Windows entirely once 10 no longer gets security updates. Have to use 11 for work, and, well, fuck using that on my free time.
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>>34511787
>pre-pooing sucks
awhatnow?
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>>34511758
>Why does changing the way someone looks change the way they look?
Sadly we'll never solve that mystery.
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>>34511791
Hair treatment before you get in the shower and shampoo.
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>>34511789
Maybe you have. This one program has plenty of people following it (for a niche thing on reddit), some success stories, and is frankly the only thing I've seen that takes proactive measures to fix PE which doesn't involve seeing a sex therapist or something. Might as well give it a shot, I think I have made some progress, and I've nothing to lose but time and dignity.
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Women
This you?
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>>34511790
>refuses to use 11 unless forced to
>clinging to 10
Are they really so different?
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Why do black women wear wigs instead of being proud of their natural hair?
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>>34511799
'ate the interface.
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>>34511793
What does that do?
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>>34511780
>wasnt fit for school
As were many of us, unfortunately it carers poorly to neurodivergent kids; that isn't a blemish on you as a person though or what you're capable of in the real world
I think we've talked before, you're the dude who sometimes helps with cutting/splitting sticks and stuff right lol? I don't think you're "just fucked" and a lot of people are in a similar predicament. But yeah look after yourself. More to this life than just working anyway
>>34511790
Lol yup I can understand that if you're already burned out on it at work. Maybe just have a separate computer purely running Linux for your hobby projects (and then just push to a private repo and pull on the Windows machine jf you want to natively compile there)
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>>34511800
Fuckin' ytpipo o sum shiet
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>>34511803
It's windows. You click in the windows with a mouse.
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Why do I find so few people attractive?
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>>34511794
I don't think sex therapist would ever suggest anything like that.
>>34511798
No. I always empty my bladder before I go to bed. Usually right after brushing my teeth.
>>34511800
Fuck you, stop stereotyping.
>>34511804
Helps make sure my products don't fuck my hair up.
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State gender
Do you like Chris Brown?

I love him so much. I still loved him after he beat up that whore Rihanna (who deserved it) and he got blackballed by the industry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYsSOGpJoc
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>>34511809
>uhm I don't think the official authorities...
>stereotypes are such an ick...
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>>34511809
I am giving it a shot without seeing a sex therapist. If in a few months I've made little progress, then I will see a professional.
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>>34511812
Can you even go to a sex therapist by yourself for busting too quick?
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>>34511811
I'm going to a sex therapist and he has never suggested I change anything specific about my masturbation habits. Literally just frequency. If sex therapy for men is different enough that they're coaching men on when and when not to nut when they jerk off, whatever idc.
>>34511812
That's reasonable.
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>>34511815
I don't know, I've asked others and they say "bro just go to a sexologist/sex therapist", I assume in the same way redditors suggest therapy if you stub your toe. I looked some up and they said they help with ED/PE, but they also ask for like $200 which is why I want to try to fix it myself.
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>>34511809
Solution to too many products is more products. Brilliant!
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>>34511805
Yeah i posted here before once about this. Other autists will say "but sure I got a job and i can power through it" but I'm not built for it
As I said, it depends what symptoms you got and to what degree. I'm sure there is something I can do that would suit me but idk what that would be
>More to this life than just working anyway
I agree. But some of that requires you to work. But i'm happy enough as long as I don't dwell on this stuff like im doing now so im gonna stop posting. thanks anyways, I appreciate what you are trying to do
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>>34511820
It's a puzzle, and solving it means my hair looks literally irresistible. Every person wants to feel my curls.
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>>34511769
Those are incels and trannies making these posts.
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Men are easy to convince, all you need to do is mount yourself on top of them.
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>>34511817
I'm so glad my taxes could pay for you to have another person reassure you about your masturbation technique.
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>>34511827
Just call me daddy and you have my undivided attention.
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Guy I’ve been talking to and going on date with says he’s overwhelmed with his life and needs space until he gets things together and can be with me haven’t had sex yet. Is this a thing? Or is this something men say to get women to back off
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>>34511829
Don't think tax dollars pay for sex therapists seeing that they are a non-essential service.
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>>34511830
This is entj coded, and if it's not him, Anon should do some self reflection about the kind of person he is and what his posts reveal about him.
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>>34511827
Easy way to convince me that you're fat.
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>>34511830
I would rather have a woman playfully call me a faggot, a nigger or a retard than that.
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>>34511829
I'm not on Medicaid, I'm paying out the ass for my own therapy. And he isn't a schlicking coach. He just helps keep me accountable for the changes we discuss when it comes to improving intimacy, communication, and my relationship in general.
>>34511833
Sex therapy can be covered under most networks, I assume. If my shitty plan just makes me pay a copay, then those better free plans for poorer people must too.
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>>34511823
Cool.
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>>34511831
Yes, that's a thing. Women are just more responsibility. More time. More money. More worry. More drama. More everything. If he intends to invite you into his life, then he needs his ducks in a row. But, maybe it is an excuse also. Who knows. it could be either. Look at his life at judge for yourself what is going on
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Going on a date tomorrow with a guy i really like I’ve been trying to dress up as a woman id think he’d like I have 0 sense of style but I’ve been dressing very emo and heavy makeup no clue if that’s even his sort of thing what else can I wear or do my makeup like so it doesn’t look like im trying too hard it’s a bit cold here and my hair is to my shoulders
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>>34511834
>>34511837
t. never been called daddy in bed
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>>34511839
Do you mean it?
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>>34511842
Looking at his life I do believe it, he had complained to me many times about what’s going on and also told me that I probably never had real responsibilities (I haven’t I live with mommy and daddy currently looking for apartments)I’ve never had trouble compartmentalizing but to like push me aside and say he can’t really see me as often makes me feel weird because he’s stressed out with shit who is so stressed out to the point where you can’t have a sleepover with someone with a vagina also he’s moving this month almost an hour away and he lives 5 minutes away rn I would spend time with someone im romantically interested in if im moving that far
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>>34511844
NTA. Incest isn't sexy.
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>>34511831
Is this the virgin guy?
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>>34511844
Women get the ick when you call them mommy, THOUGH.
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>>34511845
Yeah. I don't understand the particulars of the puzzle, but putting it in those terms resonated with me. Especially cool if you've managed to solve the puzzle.
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>>34511852
Thanks. I'm going to go to work happy now.
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>>34511850
From what I know he’s had 3 relationships so I assume not a virgin
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>>34511848
It's a term of endearment. That I call her "baby" doesn't mean I literally want to fuck an infant.
>>34511851
Women tongue my anus.
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>>34511823
>Every person wants to feel my curls.
JH is the reason white people feel okay asking if they can touch Black hair...
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>>34511810
Lisa Ann said he has a huge penis
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>>34511823
NTA. Is your hair short or long now?
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>>34511857
I obviously never let strangers touch my hair. The only time anyone is actually feeling my curls is while we're having sex.
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>>34511859
It's shoulder length, like I always try to keep it. I guess technically longer than that if it was straightened.
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>>34511861
You are such a tease.
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>>34511856
Baby makes some kind of sense as it means the person is precious to you. But the main difference is that daddy evolved out of fetish culture, specifically ddlg.
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>>34511863
That's pretty hot. Thanks.
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>>34511865
Well anyway, I spent about a decade on incestflix so I enjoy it on multiple levels.
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>>34511864
I think that's my aesthetic vibe in general.
>>34511866
You're welcome? You guys are easy to please this morning, it's nice.
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>>34511847
How do you behave toward him when he's stressed out? You don't nag him do you? Make demands? Worst thing you could do if his life already feels chaotic or unmanageable. You see, it isn't just a "sleep over" to him in such a state. I don't know what is going on in his life but if he is trying to manage things and is stressing him out that much, he needs peace to recharge and manage the stress. If you are with him and not giving him peace, then he would react like that. Idk, it's hard to tell since i don't know him but that's my best guess

If I were dealing with a situation like that, i'd just try to lighten their load, make it less burdensome and get through it as a team. That's how I see it. But maybe he doesn't expect that of you or doesn't want to burden you with his problems
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>>34511867
Kek. I'm sure you do.
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>>34511800
Like the raped one said, natural black hair takes lots of effort to maintain. A natural afro gets tangled up easily and looks messy. That's why African women cut their hair short.
>t. dated a Jamaican woman
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>>34511808
Because you're hot?
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its already may and i didnt land a gf
now summer is starting and ill be too sweaty to make a good impression on dates
not even overweight, im just used to a cold climate and sweat easily in this cunt-tree
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>>34510113
probably 6/10 people here are male
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>>34511874
No, she's only 3 years my junior.
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>>34511768
Babe, I've fucked aliens and shit. You don't want to hear mine.
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>>34511865
>Baby makes some kind of sense as it means the person is precious to you.
Why would mommy be any different?
Also, mommy has the connotations you her being the current or future mother of his child. Sounds very endearing to me.
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>>34511882
Same. Finally someone on my level.
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>>34511880
>6/10
lol
lmao even

you're delusional
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>>34511827
anons talk shit until they see a woman in person
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>>34511877
That's not how that works.
>t. ugly
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>>34511880
6/10 men, 3/10 "women", 1/10 women.
Incidentally this is also the attractiveness of each group.
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>>34511889
Not surprised you're a faggot
>>
i was on a date and some girl was talking about how johny depp is so attractive because the contrast between his looks and personality
then she asked me what hollywood actress i really like
I dont like any
to me all hollywood actresses are like 7/10 at best. not my type at all, any of them really.
cant think of any famous person that i think its very attractive other than a younger arianna grande maybe.
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>>34511827
A girl tried this and I did not like it
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State gender
How long are your hands?

Mine are 7.65 inches, which is apparently average sized hands.

Been playing with the steam controller and it fits me quite well
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>>34511885
you're right actually, 8/10 maybe
and don't you rub that "women aren't real, it's all men" crap in my face because it's only reasonable to assume that there's going to be at least some women
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>>34511877
I mean yeah, but I don’t know
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>>34511893
A girl being physical with you is only fun when you're allowed to just absolutely feel the fuck out of them

otherwise it's like having an annoying cousin
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>>34511889
>Incidentally this is also the attractiveness of each group.
do you realize how gay this sounded
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>>34511883
>Also, mommy has the connotations you her being the current or future mother of his child
Is it used in a fetish context?
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>>34511895
its probably like 9/10, or even more
women do come here but theyre generally not the attractive stacies that people imagine
hell we have an obese namefag without a life who posts here constantly despite being hated by everyone
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>>34511896
That seems like the most straightforward explanation. Look up "assorted mating."
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>>34511900
What?
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>>34511902
Ah, interesting. Idk, I’ve only ever felt the spark for one person definitely, maybe two total?
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>>34511899
The foids here are terribly ugly.
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>>34511901
There are some hotties like London Korrasami and TD
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>>34511907
Swiss too
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>>34511894
look ma, no hands!
anyway
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>>34510996
Why the quotation marks?
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>I'm a loser and I'm fine with it
>Everyone is at some point, I was and I made it in life by not giving up, working hard, making friends. You just have to work hard and make friends, and never give up. Your mind is playing tricks on you, you are not fat Lizzo, you are a strong beautiful independent woman.
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>>34510124
Hard to believe she's half black 2bh
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>>34511907
still it would be pathetic to simp for someone
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>>34511908
She's a bit on the heavy side for me, but I can see why others would find her attractive.
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>>34511913
Sure, simping is dumb.
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>>34511914
Big titty blondes are my jam
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>>34511906
Would you bottom for me?
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>>34511916
Based and JH pilled
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>>34510127
A hotwife would be fum
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any stories of anons dating for a long time before finding love?
Ive been dating for a year with little success.
need some hope right now.
probably a waste to ask here though since so many of you havent even gone on dates from I can gather
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>>34510124
didn't read, but men should know that when a woman exposes her armpit like this, it's a deliberate, planned manipulation tactic.

She's doing it because she knows men will look, not even just armpit fetishists, people in general will look because it is a vulnerable spot that is usually guarded.

be wary of women with exposed armpits.
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>>34511709
>Women, do you realize what chokers do to us?
It's my black belt in sucking dick
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>>34510127
In terms of sexual market value dynamics, the equivalent of a woman having a bunch of hookups is a man who fucks clean escorts (not talking gas station prostitutes).
So the woman suggesting it has to be fine with her man having both casual, non-transactional hookups AND be fine with him paying for a fucking escorts.
If a woman brought it up with me, I would make that counter-proposal. I would leave her regardless of her answer though.
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>>34511923
Hot, but also means that you're forever excluded from marriage.
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I cant even bag hags anymore lads
its over for me
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>>34511930
You're the make equivalent of how milk tastes that has been warmed up and cooled down again.
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>>34511923
Lol, I've heard that. Maybe that's why they catch our attention.
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>>34511912
Wait what, this is news to me. I always figured she was some middle eastern thing
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>>34511937
Her dad is black
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>>34511923
Hey, femanon, wanna get married?
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>>34511940
and her mom is?
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>>34511941
You want to marry a hoe?
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>>34511942
Not sure, white I guess?
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>>34511943
He has... "special desires" that only a hoe could fulfill, and marriage is part of his play.
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>>34511945
How mysterious!
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>>34511943
Yes
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>>34511943
There's a brand of men, usually unaware misogynists, that have this idea that marriage=control, and or they're cuckolds.
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>>34511948
So they want to put her on a leash and keep her on the straight and narrow so to speak?
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Have you ever met someone and thought that person was stupid but in an I hope no one take advantage of that person, kind of way?
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>>34511951
Yes? Lots of them
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>>34511950
They want a maid they can fuck, yes, or they confuse lust with love.
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>>34511953
Wait, would a 'hoe' be good at housekeeping necessarily?
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>>34511954
Again, marriage = control.
Think of it as shopping for a slave, they see an aspect they want(sex) they think I need to marry this girl, and then the rest is just "part of a woman's duty", she'll figure it out.
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>>34511918
Hey, I like very specific kinds of blonde titcows.
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>>34511955
Men have no control in marriage. See that anon who hasn't fucked his wife in a year. Modern marriage is a joke.
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>>34511957
Nta anon didn't say men have control, only that they wish they did.
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>>34511955
This is why polyamory is so liberating for women
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>>34511921
A year sounds about right. When you know what you're looking for, it can feel pretty disheartening to constantly meet new people and realize you're not compatible after a bit.
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>>34511955
>marriage = control.
hasnt been a thing for 100 years now
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>>34511963
if only you people could read...
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>>34511943
show me a woman that isnt a hoe
the only ones I can think of are my mom and my grandmas
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>>34511831
Ask him about his childhood and if he seems avoidant, run
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>>34511964
NTA. We're dumb moids, cut us some slack. :P
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It's friday, bill paying day. it fucking hurts. it's getting harder and harder to live .
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>>34511960
Women say shit like this and wonder why men can't be fucked anymore.
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>>34511970
Sorry to hear that, hopefully you can do something fun too
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>>34511972
>men can't be fucked anymore
What makes this take so popular among incels? Men statistically want relationships, marriage and children more than women do, and 70% of the internet is about men griping over nogf and involuntary sexlessness.
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>>34511951
No... I don't think I have. Taking advantage of someone is not a though that tends to spontaneously appear in my head generally.
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>>34511921
Been dating for a while. Either my standards are too high or I’m too busy to put in the effort.
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>>34511970
You have my permission to treat yourself
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I wish youtube would stop trying to sneak in gender war rage bait into my recommendations.
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>>34511960
so if i get into a monogamous relationship the woman will always want to open the relationship, cheat or trade up?
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I hope your happy anons. Today is No Sock Day.
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>>34511981
>Today is No Sock Day.
prove it
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I mean you’re.
Starting off the day with the worst of grammatical errors. Fuck it’s going to be a long day.
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>>34511983
May be the first time I’ve seen you swear, I guess you are human
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>>34511982
Let me have my silly holidays.
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>>34511981
Every day is no sock day. Unless I need to wear shoes to go outside.
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>>34511986
I will, you just need to prove it
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>>34511948
I feel this post, marriage is like the final commitment, but I see so many men use it as a sort of Your mine now statement and they toss it around like a pokeball trying to catch woman with which they have superficial attractions
>>
i really wish there was a way to become 2 points more attractive facially
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>>34511981
I guess I'm a heretic because I'm still wearing socks today, sorry.
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>>34511992
Try QOVES, you could eek out at least 1.5 points
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>>34511992
Why not 3 points?
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>>34511988
Not human foot pics here
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>>34511998
2 would make me a 7/10, i can work with that. 8 is just greedy
>>
>>34511999
This isn't even yours
>>
Have you guys tried the Skykuno method?
The performative softboy uwu I'm so innocent gimmick

Does it work?
>>
my mom always worries about everything i do
its very tiring, no matter what i do
women why are you like this
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>>34512002
that only works if youre an 8/10 or above
women dont like inexperienced men generally
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>>34512003
ultimately it's your fault for not being more competent, otherwise she would've trusted you more.
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>>34512000
Wish for a whole 2 more points sounds plenty greedy already, to me. If you're gonna be greedy may as well go all out.
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>>34512004
Have you seen him?
that man's balding
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>>34511453
Hi
>>
Do men typically jerk off before going to work? Or is it more of an after-work thing?
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Anyone else here salary in leadership?

I am a director for a healthcare facility and I am on call 24/7. I take a lot of calls outside of work and have to go in weekends / holidays at times.
That being said, I also take advantage of flexibility. Like if it’s slow on a Friday and all my shit is in order I’ll leave an hour or two early sometimes. Again, this is considering how often I’m involved when I’m not at the building.

Is this wrong or bad?
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>>34512009
Nigga, do you have time to masturbate before work? Think.
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>>34512005
she worries about the most inane shit
like if i go out to she'll probably people will drug and kill me
ive just stopped telling her anything about my personal life but sometimes she catches crumbs from talking to my family
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>>34512011
If I wake up early enough, yes.
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>>34512009
>Do men typically jerk off before going to work?
I didn't, before I was NEET.
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>>34512001
The meme economy is based off of sharing anon.
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>>34512010
I don't understand what this post is asking.
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>>34512015
When are you going back to work or school?
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>>34512018
you should ignore it, it's a bot.
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>>34512017
post your god damnned dogs woman
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>>34512009
> jerk off before going to work
Don't think I ever have, not enough time
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>>34512019
>When are you going back to work
Who the fuck knows.
>or school
I did earlier this year. Took a couple of computer engineering courses. Very stressful. Still working on finishing up one late assignment.
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>>34512021
*hiss*
>>
I still cant comprehend how some women have fallen in love with me, and Ive had an ONS and relationships and shit. past year has been nothing but failures for me, yet this is part of my history
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>>34512022
Would you if you had time?
>>34512023
So you're in education, which means you're not a NEET, right?
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>>34512026
>So you're in education
The courses have ended, so I'm technically NEET again.
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>>34512002
Hate that faggot
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>>34512009
I used to jack off before class in high school and it frequently made me late
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>>34512029
Everybody hates performative fake fags
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>>34512030
Well that's obvious. Everyone could tell back in highschool which guys were doing that. But I'm asking about working adults.
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>>34512036
it's extra obvious because they smell like fish, and BO.
I don't think they're aware.
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>>34512037
Boys just smelled like that to me in general back in highschool. It was how bad it was that made it obvious how recently they did it.
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>>34512037
>fish
???
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>>34512040
we caught one, bois.
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>>34512040
Anons being unaware their constant jerking off and wiping it on their pants or whatever made them smell doesn't surprise me at all.
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>>34512042
>>34512043
Maybe I should just walk around shirtless
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>>34512043
I always showered after jerking off but there was a smelly tall guy that never took off his boots and he had no problems with getting bitches
>>
smelly cummies
>>
its even worse when a girl smells like cum
cum can stay inside a vagina for upto 7 days
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>>34512051
If a guy can rest his head on a woman's lap without smelling a full menstrual pad I doubt he can smell week old nut traces
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>>34512052
>without smelling a full menstrual pad
I can smell when girls are on their period. not 100% of the time but its an obvious smell
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>>34512052
I can smell a period from 10 ft away.
I'm a shark.
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>>34512052
>a full menstrual pad
That has to be uncomfortable.
>>
>cancels on me because she has to go to her sons school (on a saturday?)
>offers to reschedule
>ask her what day is convenient
>ghosted
everytime lads
hags are just as awful as 20 somethings
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>>34512056
It's either that or dementia.
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>>34512058
>or dementia
What?
>>
>>34512046
>>34512047
>>34512051
I don't want to talk about cum anymore. Please.
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>>34512060
Tampons got arsenic and lead, and a whole lot of other toxic stuff.
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>>34512057
This nigga dating single moms
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>>34512061
we will talk about cum smell until the thread quality improves
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>>34512057
>ask her what day is convenient
Not forceful enough, you come up with an alternative date, and if she declines you ghost her until she messages first asking to meet
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>>34512061
cummies in your tummy :3 :3 :3
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>>34512063
yeah I thought they'd be easier
turns out theyre just as if not more difficult
>>
NO MOM "EPIC" IS NOT A MUSICAL GENRE
>>
Do men see being choked/strangled as much of a red flag as women do?
It's a known domestic violence fact that a MAN strangling a WOMAN is a sign he is likely to murder her. But do men have such concerns if their girlfriend with anger issues strangles them? Do men ever really concern themselves or get scared when a female partner is violent?
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>>34512072
my ex loved to be strangled
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>>34512071
It was in her day.
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>>34512072
You're either a man that'd kill a woman, or a man that'd let a woman kill you.
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biggest red flag for me is when a girl says she likes clubbing, bar hopping or astrology
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>>34512064
Ask me a question then. I'll put effort into the answer.
>>34512066
I hate you.
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>>34512075
well holy goddamn epic really is a musical genre
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>>34512072
>as much of a red flag as women do?
More so, I would think.
Women are more likely to be into being strangled than men are.
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>>34512079
>I hate you.
u-uwaaa I'm coooooming >///<
*shoots cummies at you*
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>>34512072
Just smack the shit out of her
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>>34512079
what would you do if you met the perfect guy except for the detail that he smells like cum 24/7
he has a rare condition that causes him to leak semen and he has to wear a menstrual pad at all times
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>>34512072
>Do men ever really concern themselves or get scared when a female partner is violent?
One concern is that at some point he's going to get violent to protect himself. And you know that's going to blow back on him not on her.
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>>34512072
Men are more used to that
https://youtu.be/miuBd-JoDmg
>>
im happier single than with an ugly practice-tier gf
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>>34512090
>an ugly practice-tier gf
It's an investment.
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it's fun to play with a foid's feelings, nothing brings me more joy
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M or F

Are you happy?
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>>34512093
Ew
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>>34512086
I'd put up with it if he was literally perfect otherwise. Now ask a non-cum-related question.
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>>34512094
Ye, Life's not good, but I'm chill, for now at least.
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>>34512094
M
no :(
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>>34512094
Fuck off, trannoid
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>>34512095
no you don't get it, she deserves it
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>>34512094
M
No, but I'm feeling temporarily better today than I've been for some time. It's not going to last.
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>>34512094
M
When troons like you aren't around? Pretty much.
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>>34512100
Cut those people out of your life
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>>34512099
>>34512104

Go away
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>>34512099
>>34512104
You sound bitter.
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>>34512094
F, got my ups and downs but it's alright.
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>>34512107
You should take your own advice
>>34512108
Pathetic simp
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>>34512108
And you sound like a simpcuck
>>
Why do women have children and then immediately start hating other women? Is something biological going on there? It's like bitches go from feminist to "boy mom" overnight.
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>>34512110
>>34512111
bitter bitter bitter
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>>34512094
M
Yeah. Life is generally good at the moment
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>>34512112
if they have an ugly son theyll realize how vile women can be
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>>34512116
Why would they have an ugly son. Didn't they pick chad for the dad?
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>>34512118
sometimes a stacey and a chad create an abomination
thats just how genetics work
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>>34512119
Sure but it can't be that common.
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>>34512120
if the son inherits the womens features it can be.
whats attractive in women generally isnt in men.
>>
dealing with women and group members in a team project is very similar
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>>34512122
Like what? He's going to inherit her big tits?
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>>34512124
are you retarded?
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>>34512123
elaborate
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>>34512126
>horrible communication skills
>ghosting
>unclear demands, last minute grievances that couldve been communicated earlier
>over-complicating things for no reason
except for one you at least get to have sex sometimes (not the group project)
>>
you guys think gymcreep offed himself?
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>>34512128
Just wait until you get out into the professional world.
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>>34512129
Heart exploded from roids
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>>34512130
I imagine its the same but with the added stress of money and job security above your head.
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I have dementia
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>>34512135
the tampons...
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I'm sleepy :(
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>>34512107
Giving yourself a name here is like putting up a PvP flag in WoW. By treating anonymity as inferiority, whether through deliberate malice or naive disrespect, you pretty much invite us to become your enemies.
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I have dementia
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>>34511822
>long as I don't dwell on this stuff like im doing now so im gonna stop posting
Iktf lol, it's why I don't like posting here either desu
Godspeed tho anon, hope you have a nice day
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>>34512141
the tampons....
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You must be somewhere in London
You must be loving your life in the rain
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>>34512094
M, overall yeah, it's Friday so I get to leave work in two hours
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>>34512128
back in college in freshman year english class i got put in a group project with this really hot girl with huge tits and i wish i got to have sex with her but i was a beta and didn't talk to girls at all at the time
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>>34512147
shame
>>
Women
Would you rather a 6'4 man with a 5 inch penis or a 5'7 man with a 7,5 inch penis?
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>>34512140
>implying you guys go easy on the regular posters who don't use the namefield
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>>34512153
This, they hate me and I don't even use my name.
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>>34512150
I don't really like either option, but I guess the tall guy with a dick that fits. I'd prefer somewhere in the middle for both dick size and height, though.
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>>34512154
JH...
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>>34512154
Who are you? I feel like "hate" is a strong word. It implies they actually care much beyond being reactive to specific posts. I feel like I must be like 5% liked, 5% hated, 90% ignored.
>>
Women if you came home one day and there were several crates of dynamite in the house and your husband promised to get rid of them by the end of the week and he did how would you feel
>>
I love you!
not (you) though, you suck and I hate you
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>>34512159
aw thank you
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>>34512156
Is you guys incorrectly namedropping a sign of hate or love?
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>>34512159
>not (you) though, you suck and I hate you
Another strike against ugly men.
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>>34512161
It's a sign of retardation I believe
>>
You're hatebombing me
>>
Zoooombie zoombie in your heaaaad in your he ee ead
>>
If you think about it
Lesbians liking butch woman, is proof that traps aren't gay.
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>>34512164
I've strapped in the nervous fetus.
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>>34511219
real life is full of stakes lol.
how the fuck am I supposed to ask the cute chick in my class out if her saying no might make every moment with her afterwards awkward as hell.
i’m exaggerating, but I really hate making possible relationships be stuck in awkwardness forever.
>>
imagine your evil cunt step sister anally torturing you
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Do you guys feel like virgins again?
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Imagine all the people
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>>34512128
Nta but in school I always worked with the girls when we could choose groups because, on average, they tended to be more diligent and methodical than the guys lol. My female friend and I got full marks on a pair project where we had to make a programming language (she designed the whole thing and wrote the report, I just wrote the code)
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>>34512171
no
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>>34512171
I've never stopped being a virgin, but also at the same time never felt like one.
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>>34512171
Again? Nigga I always was
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>>34512171
I feel like the opposite. It feels like I never had real sex before my current relationship.
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>>34512150
5’7 Mr dick 100%
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>>34512178
fakcel larp, you're literally sexually assaulting students
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>>34512171
JFMAMJJASOND
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>>34512171
zesty
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>>34512172
He should've imagined there were no 38 specials
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>>34512180
mine is only 7 :(
but I'm also a bit taller than 5'7
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>>34512185
They killed him because he was about to change the world.
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>>34512171
Sorta.
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Since women sabotage other women they perceive of equal attractiveness by suggesting they cut their hair short

I wonder if this reveals something about me, maybe my preference towards short haired girl is a manifestation of insecurity? that I perceive short haired woman as "less attractive" therefore "more attainable"?

Gender, thoughts?
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>>34512161
More like a win-win insult. Even if you don't get the right person, the target still gets ridiculed and compared to a namefag.
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>>34512191
There are worse things to be compared to.
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my hair only looks good when i let it air dry, otherwise it ends up extremely frizzy and makes me look homeless (i have wavy hair prone to frizziness). however, air drying it takes me on average 4 hours. i wash it every 2 days and this feels insane.
should i start trying to wash it less even if it's gonna be very greasy for a while?
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>>34512186
That’s hot
>>
Why are hairstyles such a reliable indicator of autism? Even if it's not long.
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>>34512190
Sometimes things are just preferences. And short hair can make it more clear whether a person has good facial structure.
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>>34512194
What products do you use? What is your hair type? How greasy is it? What temperature is the water and for how long are you washing your hair when you do? How is your diet? There are a million factors that go into making your ideal hair routine.
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>>34512197
uhhh long hair is a sign of autism?
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>>34512195
Didn't you say you have a husband? Or is he a cuck?
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>>34512200
Yes
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>>34512197
So if I post a hairstyle, you can judge how autistic I'd be for having one similar?
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>>34512202
Yes, no
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>>34512203
n-no u :(
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>>34512193
Not many things are worse than Crok, ENTJ, or MKG.
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>>34512204
If you post a random hairstyle chances are the guy wearing it isn't autistic. If you posted whatever you have going on that'd be a different story
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>>34512199
>hair type is wavy
>it becomes greasy pretty easily
>normal shampoo and conditioner, i use a lot of conditioner
>only use cool/cold water on the hair
>in the shower shampoo hair twice and then let conditioner sit for about 5 mins usually before washing it off
>no issues with diet
I just find simple air drying eliminates all frizziness even if it takes ages, literally everything else makes it very frizzy no matter what lol
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>>34512206
Did he take you after another man pumped and dumped you with a child?
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>>34512211
>dude is greasy
>skull emoji
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>>34512181
What the fuck lol
It's only the students' moms that I like jkk
>>
>>34512150
5'6 with 6.2 inches. :)
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>>34512191
JH doesn't namefag, though. Being recognizable ≠ namefagging
>>
OUCH FUCK MY BUSSY I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO BE PEGGED
>>
Woman with abs and a wolf cut, who's also NOT a lesbian.
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Moids, why do you pretend that Sabrina Carpenter isn't hot and that you wouldn't fuck her given the chance?
>>
>pants turd spammer at it again
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>>34512222
not my type
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>>34512223
Entjee?
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>>34512212
Yep
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as a 5'4 man, is 5.5" in lenght and 5" in girth enough to be considered a human being worth living?
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>>34512225
no, the other brown one that spams social media content bullshit
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>>34512225
No the faggot spamming Sabrina and tiktoks
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I still don't have my driver's license because I moved out young and my parents never paid for driving lessons. Now I have enough money for enough lessons + driving exam, but I'm reconsidering because I'm honestly deathly afraid of driving and wonder if this would just be a waste of money. I have driven a few types when I was a teen without a license, and dirt roads with no other cars were fun, but I am still 100% scared of driving in a city, where the lessons would also happen. Maybe it's just mental illness, but I am absolutely sure that in my nervousness I will hit another car or something else. I am however being pressured by my SO to just get a license. I live in yurope for context.
What do? Just try to force it and accept all the risks, or trust myself that I will never want to drive?
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>>34512228
>using a brown man react
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.
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>>34512222
She is hot
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>>34512226
so he is a cuck then
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>>34512222
I love Sabrina Carpenter what are you talking about
>>
I think the old heads were right, photographs did steal your soul.

Photography really kind of did ruin everything.
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>>34512228
>5'4" man
would
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>>34512231
shit happens even to the best and most seasoned drivers, it's not that deep, pull the trigger and learn it
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>>34512238
I think photos and the ability to capture memories is great, but I miss the old days of raving where there wasn't a smartphone/camera in sight, everyone just having a good time... guess I'm unc
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>>34512238
that's why I take pictures of random people, so I can steal their soul and live forever
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>>34512231
You should try anyway. I still get panic attacks while doing dishes. It doesn't stop me from doing dishes completely.
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>>34512237
Daniel?
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>>34512228
Toxic poster You are acid
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>>34512238
indeed, they knew whats up
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>>34512231
You will crash into somebody and have to pay thousands in damages and everybody will judge you and think you're an idiot
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>>34512150
Mr 6'4" please
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>>34512237
I wonder what this genre of images is called lmao
>>
>>34512244
demonic, good thing I never go out in public
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>>34512190
women don't know what's attractive in women, if the length of the hair is something that matters for the girl to be hot she's not
>>
Why am I chronically unable to get a job?
>>
>>34512252
just kidding I just take pictures of random abandoned places and the moon
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>>34512247
And you are rather basic.
Together, we make things salty.
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>>34512254
Your handshake isn't firm enough.
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>>34512254
Jobs are not actually hiring like they say they are.
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>>34512222
She is hot but she’s literally the whore of Babylon and I don’t want Babylon I want Zion
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>>34512251
Idk but I can get behind it
I wanted to post the "you're so short and sweet, shadow" one but I cba to save from pinterest
>>34512254
You have to be a bit more specific
>>34512246
Who dat
I gtggggg
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>>34512255
the damage is done, someone has thought about it, that means someone is doing it, I'm never going to leave the house ever again
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>>34512249
I just paid off a debt so that is indeed what I fear.
>>
>>34512231
Did you post this Kermit pic because Sabrina Carpenter did the Muppets show?
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>>34512236
No
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>>34512259
|>
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>>34512253
Past a certain point it invariably looks like shit. If a girl looks good with a pixie she'll look miles better with literally anything else. It's like guys shaving their heads.
>>
Think I'm not gonna eat a dinner today, gotta cut a little bit.
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Would /atoga/ press the blue button?
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>>34512268
>If a girl looks good with a pixie she'll look miles better with literally anything else
Nta but that's a matter of taste, I disagree, short hair girls are cute
>>34512269
It's Friday bro eat smth
I'm having chicken mayo sandwich rn
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>>34512261
I'm just stealing the energy of the moon
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>>34512265
I mean, raising another man's kids is the literal definition of a cuck, just saying
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>>34512273
can you don't, some people are trying to soak up the moon the old fashioned way
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>>34512267
kek
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>>34512276
No. Only watching your wife have sex with another man. Adopting isn't being a cuck.
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>>34512277
get with the times old man
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>>34512276
I don't think providing a child a father figure is something society should criticize. It should actually be praised.
If anything, you should shame the coward who helped put the child into the world and then ran away.
He's more of a man than the biological father will ever be.
>>
>>34512281
no thanks
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>>34512272
I ate two slice of bread. I normally make burritos but I need to get the beef out of the freezer and go to the store to get the wrap. Can't be fucked to do either. I just need a load of carbs around 2 pm tomorrow before a run, I can subsist on nothing and maybe eat some more bread before bed to stave off the stomach ache.
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>>34512285
Cuck
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>>34512268
an 8 with a buzzcut looks better than a 6 or 7 with long luscious hair
>>
Is it time already to ruin my day?
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>>34512171
No. 4 years for me but I can never unfeel how underwhelming vaginal sex was. It ruined almost all of my fantasies. Post-PiV I've only been able to fantasize about men if I insert as them.
>>
I'm the type of loser who copes by fantasizing about romance and sex all the time but I've never pursued anyone romantically and I honestly feel too exhausted to ever try
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>>34512190
Short haircuts are simply safer, so a short-haired woman is more likely to be reasonable and down-to-earth. I also don't like ties, necklaces, capes, and other dangling and unnecessary liabilities like that.
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>>34512240
Why did you delete?
>>
>Raising another man's creampie
Jej
>>
I’m a 30 year old black guy who’s been using sunscreen every day for two years and plan to do so for the rest of my life. What am I in for?
>>
>>34512293
fujo detected
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>>34512280
>>34512285
ok I stand corrected
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>>34512294
Welcome 2 the club
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>>34512298
If it also contained a moisturizer, that's a plus.
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>>34512291
Poatan always looks better with shaved hair, for more masculine faces it can simply work better.
>>
>>34512298
did it make your skin lighter?
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>>34512291
Do you understand the point of my post or do you just want to whine
>>
I'm sipping this water, gulping it down even, but it's not hitting
throats feeling kind of astringy

I'm afraid it's the beetus
>>
>tfw in my fujo past i always imagined the male character i was into as the bottom
>i didn't become a ftm
>not a dom either
>have basically normal preferences these days
sometimes i still wonder what that phase was about
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>>34512298
Zesty ass nigga
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>>34512291
8s and buzzcuts are not compatible. You can be a 6 at best if you have a buzzcut. Some extremely attractive women are even more striking with short hair but a man's hair is honestly more important than his face.
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>>34512307
I have this but it turns out I feel thirsty when hungry
I don't have beetus but I'm fucked up in other ways
>>
I need to shave my face im such a lazy bastard
>>
Women cannot fathom the shame a man feels when his only son turns out shorter than him
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>>34512315
Must be some bad dad
>>
How do I get over social anxiety with women I am attracted to? I immediately feel performative and like I can’t be natural or myself.

Generally with friends, random people, strangers at the gym etc I am very confident and vocal and can be quite charismatic. Put a pretty girl in front of me and it goes away.

How do I get over this?
>>
I don't even like the idea of someone else looking at and finding my boyfriend attractive. It pisses me off. Even if I know he wouldn't act on it, the fact anyone has ever even liked him is infuriating.
How do you deal with such jealousy? I think this is male-brained territoriality. The same mindset behind the hijab and burka, but in reverse.
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>>34512317
You're hardwired to do that
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>>34512318
date a fat and balding guy and call it a day.
>>
I don't trust people who don't find women attractive
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>>34512317
When you talk to and befriend enough women it goes away for the most part. That's what's needed if you want to be able to feel no pressure around them.
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>>34512318
This is what happens if you think you suck. You become possessive, which makes you act unhinged and jealous. If you felt like you're a catch, none of this would be on your mind.
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>>34512318
Don't men deal with this 10x. Just put more effort into your own looks and it'll help when he feels the same towards you
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>>34512325
Nta how do you make yourself feel like that? I have been approached/complimented but I still feel like in reality I am in no way desirable, and thinking any other way feels like a cope.
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>>34512308
What's the appeal?
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>>34512328
You know what your potential would be. As long as you don't live up to that, you'll always feel like a fraud and a loser deep down, no matter what anyone else says or thinks.
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>>34512308
the 'chipper will accept you all the same
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wdIHD5N2Ty4
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>>34512286
more moon juice for me ;p
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>>34512333
I will soak it all up the old fashioned way, you just wait and see
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>>34512329
i find it hard to explain because even i don't really know the reasons behind the appeal. i was just very into it simple.
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>>34512285
Eh, I dunno about that
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>>34512228
Posting Tariq Nasheed makes anything else irrelevant. My pussy is now drier than the Savannah.

>>34512271
>Would /atoga/ press the blue button?
I would press the red
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Women what are somethings that still make you want to date men?
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>>34512323
How do I do that?
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>>34512271
I press blue.
Either we live in a blue world, or I'm free from a world I no longer want to be part of.
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>>34512339
When he's a decent person. Which is honestly a miracle in this day and age, it's hard to be a decent person given the circumstances, so it has become the mark of an extraordinary character.
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>>34512337
That child is clearly adopted. But I agree with the other anon. It says a lot about a man's character that he uses his time and resources lifting others up rather than just taking. It's one of the reasons I have so much more respect for my uncle than my own dad.
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>>34512310
yeah I was talking about women, angelina jolie (a 6) with a buzzcut is more attractive than ana de armas (a 4) any day
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>>34512344
I'm definitely indecent.
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>>34512348
You don't say.
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Why are women so loyal to bad husbands? Sweet delicate flowers. I feel so bad for women.
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>>34512339
Idk, stupidity and low self-esteem?
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>>34512350
Alas, I'm only human, after all.
Don't put the blame on me.
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>>34512351
>Sweet delicate flowers. I feel so bad for women.
>>34512338
Bitch presses red!
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>>34512309
Ts nga zesty asl
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>>34512344
>Which is honestly a miracle in this day and age, it's hard to be a decent person given the circumstances, so it has become the mark of an extraordinary character.
Most men, heck most people arent that bad

>>34512352
So you wouldn't like us if you were smart and had high self esteem? :(
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>>34512339
Cunnilingus
Sleepovers
Comfort and protection during grocery shopping
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>>34512351
We want to see the good in people. We don't want them to feel hurt or abandoned, even if they hurt and abandon us first.
I think we're just made dumb from empathy. We'd be better off if we took a page from the male handbook and only gave a shit about ourselves.
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>>34512356
Homo thug
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Prostrate yourself when you address me.
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>>34512357
>that bad
Sure, but I'd want good, not just "not that bad".
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>>34512357
>So you wouldn't like us if you were smart and had high self esteem? :(
I've yet to see evidence to the contrary.
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>>34512271
It has been proven time and time again the pressing blue is retarded. I suppose it's indicative of the average IQ of twitter users that the majority pressed blue
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>>34512359
Then you would make the World more unbearable than it already is. You make life worth living.
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massage your prostate when you address to me
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>>34512358
>protection during grocery shopping
Are there bands of roving thugs that hit the supermarkets?
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>>34512271
no im not retarded
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Is it true that most of you are living like this?
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>>34512222
she's disgusting inside and out
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>>34512373
Nope
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>>34512373
Nah, I got piles of cans stacked up on my desk, but I go piss at the bathroom, I also got cardboard boxes yeah, and various items hard to categorize that I need to throw away, like old speakers, broken tables, annoying stuff to deal with, but not general trash.
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>>34512369
stupid, gay, retard esl
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Femanons, do you care for PiV?
Can you go without it in a relationship?
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Women if your husband got prostate cancer and had to have probes inserted into his butt would you get the ick and leave
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>>34512370
Just weird old men who only stop hovering if I hide behind a guy.
And boomers making conversation, which I'm not equipped to deal with either
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I would love for a girl to treat my penis like it's the most valuable thing on earth, and she doesn't even deserve to have it in her mouth, and she's grateful for the privilege.

Girls, would you do this?
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>>34512380
No, yes.
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>>34512072
I'd find it amusing moreso than danger
there's no chance a woman holding onto my neck could do any damage
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>>34512285
>>34512346
I think it depends on the situation. You don't have to stoop to marrying the mother of these children to help them.
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>>34512380
No
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I'm gonna cut my throat, I don't want to live anymore
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>>34512388
if male, good.
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>>34512381
Not if he was able to act normal about it.
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>>34512380
Neutral
Yes
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>>34512388
You won't do it faggot
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>>34512388
Dont do it brother. Live to spite them
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>>34512383
No, I'm not a liar.
>>
Women
Does watching your man beat up or get physical with another guy turn you on?
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>>34512376
crazy how you've got a whole ass desk covered in cans, a functioning bathroom with running water to go piss in, cardboard boxes just lying around like luxury trash, and random broken shit you can afford to replace

meanwhile some kid in africa is drinking out of a muddy puddle and using a plastic bag as his only pair of shoes. Do you ever think about all the comfort you have and how you're wasting your resources and time being here?
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>>34512383
No, I don't like lying. Penis objectively has negative value since men always need to pay or dupe people into touching their dicks
>>
God please give me a husband that becomes more asexual with every passing year.
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>>34512394
>>34512398
My penis is really great
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>>34512384
>>34512391
Why dont you like it?
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>>34512363
What makes YOU a good person?
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>>34512397
Why would I think about africans, they're living their own life with their own pace and their own problems.
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>>34512399
I am 47 and I've only been getting more sexual with each passing year
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>>34512396
If the other guy is you or someone thats a similarly obnoxious spammer then yes, very much so.
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>>34512399
Lace his food with estrogen
>>
Talking to straight women unironically bores me to tears, the only fun ones are all bisexual
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>>34512399
That's the dream, isn't it?
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>>34512402
I never said I am one. The question was what would make me want to date a man and thats my answer.
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>>34511666
Don't cut yourself. Do you want to look like a gross freak in the summer or in other pics? Men also prefer smooth skin.
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>>34512405
I'm not a spammer
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>>34512404
Absolutely disgusting. I hope god is real and hears my prayers.
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>>34512409
That says a lot about women's standards to be honest, you only seek men that can make up for your own flaws
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>>34512389
yeah
>>34512392
I will do it
>>34512393
what's the point anon, there is nothing to look forward to except more pain, fuck it all
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>>34512412
She ain't listening sister
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>>34512411
>has been spamming and seething about that reddit bait since forever and all the time
Yeah, sure you aren't.
>>
White american women are some of the most frigid, asexual women on this earth
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>>34512417
What Reddit bait
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>>34512401
It's always the main act and it never feels good for me.
And since telling a loved one "the PiV was bad again tonight babe" would needlessly hurt his feelings, it twists into a mutually pleasurable activity in his head over time if not outright something he's doing for me, so he starts making demands like anal or cowgirl to "pay back" for the missionary that I don't enjoy in the first place
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>>34512414
Is this supposed to make me feel bad? I'm not trying to date anyone and idgaf if it's hypocritical, it's the one thing that would make me consider it, which is why that was my answer to the question.
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I need Elf
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Moids and foids, is it okay to exclusively date east asian women to create beautiful creatures like pic related?
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>>34512418
I thought they were hypergamous whores?
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>>34512419
kys
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The femanons only hate piv because they haven't met me
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>>34512418
They are easy vapid whores who will fuck literally anything and everything including their pet dogs lol
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White people are inherently cringe.
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>>34512420
This is painfully accurate.
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>>34512423
Nothing behind those eyes
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My fetish? When a woman wears the most modest long dress imaginable. Like damn, you look sexy and wholesome at the same time, now let me breed you a dozen times.
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>>34512423
I have taken it upon myself to spawn a new generation of Mark Graysons and Alysa Lius
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>>34512432
nice bait you got there
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WTF i love SPIDERMAN now?
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>>34512426
8 iq you're insanely bad at this identityfag thing bro, just stop making a fool of yourself
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>>34512436
I have no clue what you're talking about but go off.
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Don't cook bacon topless. Bacon grease is not like hot wax.

>>34512355
>Bitch presses red!
Only idiots put faith in the majority. If they're so confident that most people would pick blue, let them.

>>34512373
Just the chronic masturbation part.

>>34512380
>Femanons, do you care for PiV?
Yes
>Can you go without it in a relationship?
Yes

>>34512386
True, but there are some genuinely incredible mothers out there. I mean, there's a reason someone wanted to put a baby in them in the first place, and not just because "hurr durr pump n' dump"

>>34512399
>God please curse me
Crazy work, but you do you

>>34512418
Better than British women, who are somehow both whores and starfishes.
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>>34512432
Peter watching a Victorian stripper
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>>34512423
Yes, it's okay. But I heard Swedish women hate that.
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>>34512415
>what's the point anon
Anon was right
I think I'm going to adopt his philosophy about how men who cry suicide deserve to die, it really is all just asking people to justify some worthless dudes existence
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>>34512424
>Hypergamous
Yes, women engage in hypergamy for practical, not erotic, reasons. Inherently unsexual
> whores
I will never understand the mindset of people who seek out one night stands and complain about mid sex/no orgasm. Very unsexual in a strange way.
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>>34512439
>Better than British women, who are somehow both whores and starfishes.
I personally include all white anglo women, including australians and canadians and new zealanders. Anglo culture is soulless and utilitarian and strangely prudish.
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>>34512448
nta
How the fuck can someone be both a whore and asexual? Do you not realize how retarded you sound?
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>>34512452
Nta but if you let every man cum inside you for other benefits whilst hating every second of it, thats what that is. Asexual whores are everywhere.
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Women, are mirrored sunglasses an ick?
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>>34512452
Asexual is being used in the adjective sense, not as a noun. Honestly not that hard of a concept to figure out.
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Femanons, why don't you dress like this?
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>>34512456
I take the bus, not a good idea
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>>34512456
I want men to think "ew" when they see me.
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Name a bigger glowup
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*lifts your arm on molests your armpit with my tongue*
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>>34512453
Yeah, a lot of foids get into relationships with guys they don't like to avoid paying for rent.
>inb4 foids now seethe
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>>34512456
When I see cute dresses and outfits like this the only thing I can think of is defiling her and ruining her innocence
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>>34512458
Doesn't happen to women, no matter how they dress, even if they dye their hairy armpit.
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>>34512458
don't worry you're already doing a great job at that
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>>34512453
Okay, so basically you've never interacted with a real woman before in your life. Got it.
>>34512456
Because I live in the real world and not a fairy tale.
>>34512461
A lot of guys in these threads who've never interacted with real women I see.
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>>34512380
Yes. I need both piv AND anal, though. Also I have to regularly give and receive oral.
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>>34512456
Because of men like >>34512462
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>>34512459
she went from ugly to even uglier
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Too many women support a useless guy who brings nothing to the table, they hate hearing it though.
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>>34512463
nta
If that's the case, could men please stop bitching about how "slutty" women dress if it doesn't matter then?
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>>34512461
Confirming, staying with someone I hate for this very reason
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>>34512467
Get a 6'4 ex-military blue collar husband to protect you
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>>34512471
The truth is you're just trying to diminish what they bring to the table because it's something you can't, you hate hearing this though.
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>>34512472
I like women dressing slutty thoughever
>>
I'm very sleep deprived today which makes me mentally unstable :(
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>>34512461
True, I'm doing that. Dick once every two weeks might be gross, humiliating and miserable but it's not as gross, humiliating and miserable as wageslaving.
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>>34512474
Are you proposing to me?
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>>34512456
I don't like skirts or dresses. Having my ass out like that makes me feel too vulnerable.
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how do I as a man dress slutty?
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>>34512481
expensive wrist watches
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>>34512478
You're only forced to fuck once every two weeks? Lucky. Mine expects it everyday. I'd be paid more for the work I do if I was an actual prostitute.
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>>34512481
a good body, and a good face gene, then just tshirts.
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>>34512380
i've only been with one guy but i basically only liked piv with my ex. i didn't mind some sort of foreplay but i always wanted to just get to the main point and not waste time
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>>34512480
>ass out like that
Like what
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>>34512484
Skill issue.
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Anyone else so burned out on the man hate/disgust? Why cant women just get along with us?
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>>34512481
Top buttons undone, rolled sleeves, tight pants
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>>34512481
Tight boxer briefs and grey sweatpants. Show off that bulge.
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>>34512481
Only works if you're already hot.
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>>34512475
Argumentative feminine males hate hearing anything, I can't help you with this.
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>>34512480
>no fun allowed ever because I live in fight or flight 24/7
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>>34512222
I don't pretend that she isn't. She reminds me of a younger Hillary Clinton, which is to say I'd smash
Lowkey if Bill and da Hill are open she should hmu
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>>34512495
See, I tried, but alas, this is your destiny.
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>>34512490
Men will shit on women for anything and everything, and then beg for women to stop saying mean things about them when women talk back.
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>>34512490
I honestly don't really give a shit. I'm not dating or making friends anyway.
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>>34512483
but like, that doesn't show off my tummy or bulge
>>34512486
how is that slutty?
>>34512492
oh, wait a second I already dress like that wtf?
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>>34512502
>how is that slutty?
if you don't get it, it's over for you.
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>>34512490
I've been burnt out on it for over a decade. It's incredible I haven't fallen into misogyny yet.
>>34512499
Your sense of cause and effect seems to be backwards (typical narcissist logic)
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I will marry an Asian and make more Blasians and no one can stop me
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>>34512458
Literally my first thought when I saw that photograph
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>>34512498
Don't cry at me please, it will not help you with your mental illness.
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>>34512478
>>34512484
you two are a couple of miserable cunts
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>>34512507
I don't mind this at all, for today, I am but a mirror for you.
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>>34512488
Like this. You can't see but I'm sticking my butt out.
>>34512490
I don't mind getting to be the pickme who likes men in a room full of manhaters.
>>34512496
I don't want to flash people who don't want to see my butt, that's all.
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Funny how the weakest men always act like victims and want to compete with women instead of with other men lol
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>>34512504
>Your sense of cause and effect seems to be backwards (typical narcissist logic)
Projection. Typical male.
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>>34512514
>Projection.
Bottom tier lazy retort. L
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>>34512490
>wow wtf why won't people stop commenting on my smell
>i will not stop shitting my pants btw, people just need to ignore it because i'm tired of hearing about it
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>>34512510
>You can't see but I'm sticking my butt out
*Smack*
>>
You hit women because it makes you feel like a big, strong man. I hit women because it's good foreplay and I like to be tired before bed.
We are not the same.
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>atoga made me prefer talking to brown women over white women
I can't believe this place, but its hot when women have darker skin than men so i'll take it
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>>34512516
I mean, I could bring up all the ways that men have been shitty to women throughout history, but then you'd start crying "not all men" or make it seem like it was only class discrimination and that women were treated so well in history. So there's no point.
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>>34512518
Nobody but old, dying white men have ever dared to open-hand slap my butt in public. So I have to assume you have cancer.
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>>34512510
only jealous bitches talk shit about "pickme's" desu
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>>34512511
This is true. Fuck the hoes. Mogging men is more fun than competing with women (whatever tf that means) will ever be.
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>>34512521
>it's working
Soon liking raceplay will be okay.
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>>34512451
Exclude Australian women. They're fun in bed.

>>34512456
Frills and ruffled cuffs don't fit my aesthetic

>>34512481
>how do I as a man dress slutty?
Look at how gay men dress and just match that with neutral or more natural tones.

>>34512490
>Why cant women just get along with us?
I take umbrage with men that don't understand why women need to be cautious around men.
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>>34512508
That's what happens when the other half of the human race habitually abuses and disappoints you.
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>>34512525
I agree. So I'll take the bullet of the label.
>>
alright, bed time.
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>>34512456
I don't like that kind of sleeve and require more bust support.
I dress like that like twice a year for special occasions. Anything traditionally feminine gets more compliments but also gets more attention from creepy dudes who stare at me while I pump gas or touch my lower back when they talk to me. Honest answer is that I don't feel comfortable dressing like that to just go run errands. I don't necessarily have an issue with attracting attention but if one more man older than my father tells me I look like Audrey Hepburn I'm buying a knife.

I miss flirting with the female cashiers at joann fabrics so subtly that neither of us are sure it even happened.
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>>34512523
It's this retarded feminist narrative of history that you believe allows you total license to be an absolute piece of shit.
The idea that all oppression in history has been some action "men" have collectively done to "women" is complete horseshit, and you are especially revolting for daring to claim the suffering of other people for yourself.
The gall to pretend no women have been oppressors and that countless men have never endured oppression is absolutely fucking disgusting. Your worldview is a mishmash of narcissism, resentment and a colossal inferiority complex. You people have zero interest in history beyond searching for evidence of wrongdoings you can personally cash in on.
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>>34512533
good girl
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>>34512534
Party time you mean go out have a drink
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>>34512490
Honestly just spend less time online lol and getting your knickers in a twist. I get on well with women IRL, always have. Terminally online nerds here of both genders tend to have pretty warped perspectives, or are just winding you up for the lulz
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The truth is you don't hate loser men enough
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>>34512527
Devious JHian fingers
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What do women feel when one of their ex-bfs gets married?
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>>34512529
What kind of abuse? Your bf pays for everything yet you're abused? Lol
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>>34512539
Nta but imagine being this retarded, oblivious and ignorant unironically.
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>>34512541
Way to make me regret it.
>>34512545
So what? It's too late to stop it now.
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>>34512539
>make it seem like it was only class discrimination and that women were treated so well in history
Right, you went with option B. Thank you for being boring and predictable. Also never said all oppression in history was men against women, but it sure did account for a lot of it.
>>
Rewatched bournes identity now to shave
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>>34512510
>I don't mind getting to be the pickme who likes men in a room full of manhaters.
At least pickmes kind of like us. Its refreshing
>>
How do I stop getting irrationally angry every time I see an interracial couple irl?
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>>34512555
Pickmes don't actually like men, they just hate other women
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>>34512556
Why do interracial couples make you so angry?
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>>34512546
Idk why my boy Timmy picked the nerd over that bad bih Trixie ngl...
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>>34512556
Depends on why you're mad about it in the first place
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>>34512557
I only hate pregnant women. And women who are rude to me in general.
>>
Chat, should I buy an original football jersey for 3 figures?
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>>34512551
>Way to make me regret it.
you're welcome
>>
Moids, if you asked your gf for an objective /10 rating on your looks, would you be upset at her if it was lower than expected?
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>>34512567
Why would I ask for something stupid like that?
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>>34512567
I don't expect anything higher than a 1
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>>34512559
Probably because he's not 12 anymore. What man wouldn't take the 6/10 smart and loyal girl over a 8/10 high maintenance hussy
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>>34512546
I only know of one who has. Felt like I dodged a bullet I guess? Also he got fat.
If a man that dumped me that I wasn't over yet got married I'd feel some type of way but if I dumped him I don't think I feel any particular way about it.
>>
How do I get over the fact that he's probably some 6'2 rich faggot with a 100k tech job and I'm some blue collar bottom runger fuck?
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>>34512557
They hate themselves most, thats why they hate other women since they only see them as competition, because their only goal in life is to get male validation to try and silence the self hatred. Thats why she hates being called cute and is obsessed with being more sexy and hot, she doesn't care about anything other than making sure men would want to stick their penises inside her. Which is also why she likes the gangbang fantasy. Thats what happens when little girls get used as sex toys by the only adult that ever made them feel like they are actually enjoyable to spend time with (as long as he got to use her to get off) and not just a nuisance and a burden and a household help at best like her parents did.
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>>34512552
>Also never said all oppression in history was men against women, but it sure did account for a lot of it.
Do you realize just how many strict gender roles and traditions we find abhorrent today were enforced primarily by other women?
>or make it seem like it was only class discrimination and that women were treated so well in history.
Your shitty strawman is still a shitty strawman.
>Also never said all oppression in history was men against women,
You genuinely think it is a valid argument for your misandry.
>>34512549
kill yourself, unironically.
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>>34512569
Idk, and idk why my bf *did* ask, but I lied because what else am I supposed to say? The truth? I'm supposed to say "you're mid, babe?"
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>>34512546
My exes haven't even found new gfs, they just cry about dating apps on twitter all day
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>>34512565
I hope you get your cock stuck in your zipper next time you go piss.
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>>34512576
Damn, someone's boy-pmsing hard.
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>>34512556
Lol I would piss you off then. My wife is white and I’m unironically a jeet
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>>34512585
You forgot to mention the fact she hasn't fucked you in four years.
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>>34512581
ok that was uncalled for
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>>34512576
>Do you realize just how many strict gender roles and traditions we find abhorrent today were enforced primarily by other women?
That's debatable. But even if that's true. the same thing could be said about how a lot of shit men whine about was and is still enforced by other men, yet they'll still blame women. Furthermore, women have spent the majority of history being second class to men. That is an objective fact. If you wish to deny it for your victim complex, then be my guest.
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>>34512578
Your bf is insecure and you need to deal with that. The easiest way would be to compliment him when he dresses in ways that you like, since clothes can make people look better, and that'll make your compliment more genuine since by your own admission the man is mid.
>>
Women
Thoughts on BTS?
>>
Neva give a b!tch the benefit of the doubt... doubt the benefit of the b!tch
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>>34512593
is that like IBS?
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>>34512587
Nice cope loser. No wonder you’ll die alone.
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>>34512589
You're right. I just needed an excuse to type the word "cock" out as a way to vent.
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>>34512593
I don't listen to Kpop.
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>>34512593
Hot but I haven't heard a single song from them and I don't intend to
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Women how bad is it if a man doesn't have any wall decor in his home
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>>34512571
>What man wouldn't take the 6/10 smart and loyal girl over a 8/10 high maintenance hussy
Me
And it's more like a 5/10 vs. a 9/10
>>
women,
is saying the guy should give you his number instead a way of leading to a ghosting?

This has happened to me more times than I can count.
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>>34512602
Listen to this
https://youtu.be/gdZLi9oWNZg?si=wy4t6m3u8CwIkiJj
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>>34512593
I was too old for the kpop thing I know nothing so I have no thoughts other than "aren't they basically slaves to their label is the guy who smiles in his sleep in BTS"
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>>34512383
She's gonna lock it up in vault.
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>>34512599
what is it about the word cock that helps you vent?
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>>34512605
soulless npc/10
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>>34512593
Felix sometimes has a nice voice but other than that, it's all very gay and cringe and the music sucks.
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>>34512585
Cool larp
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>>34512607
The vast majority of the time yeah.
I've done it because I really like the guy and want to have control over making sure I get his number instead of relying on a drunk guy to remember me the next day and text me too though.
So it's either because she's not interested, or she thinks you're a himbo lol.
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>>34512590
>the same thing could be said about how a lot of shit men whine about was and is still enforced by other men,
yet we're not constructing a narrative about how women oppress men, are we?
> yet they'll still blame women
literal fantasy in your head
>Furthermore, women have spent the majority of history being second class to men
Most human beings have been literal peasants. This still doesn't justify your delusions.
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>>34512611
It makes me happy, that's all you have to worry about.
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>>34512608
Quintessential clothing store music. It's like I'm really standing in an H&M fitting room trying not to cry because none of the 12 bras I picked fit
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>>34512605
Expected, but still bad.
I don't care if it's posters of bands you like put up with tacks that's better than NOTHING. I don't understand people who have no desire to decorate but aren't depressed it makes me nervous like, what else is weird about them?
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>>34512617
>yet we're not constructing a narrative about how women oppress men, are we?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Holy shit you're hilarious. Men literally believe that women not wanting to date them is oppression and hate. Oh my god, you actually typed that out seriously. You're either a top-tier troll or one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
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The draft and pointless wars are good. Modern times have all but erased natural selection. Throwing them to the meat grinder and letting the strongest survive is how we bring it back.
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>>34512580
>My exes
gross sentence
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ATTENTION


Thank you for your attention.
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>>34512626
is this about the alien documents?
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>>34512621
My home is a factory where shit gets done not a place to sparkle up with silly functionless decorations. The beauty is in the utility.
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>>34512622
I can't imagine being this brainrotted from spending hours on hours getting into slapfights with incels (obessed btw). It's obvious you're not mentally well (or particularly intelligent) but damn. Maybe you should hop back on over to /r9k/ because you are too schizophrenic for this place.
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>>34512619
Nta
>bras
>H&M
Well yeah H&M is shit blame the bras not your boobs. I got tired of upsetting myself so I'm not allowed to try a bra on unless it's from a store that is specific to bras/underwear and it's full coverage. Doesn't help that my real band size is a 30 and they don't sell them in store.
H&M has such shit swimsuits too I'm sorry you are experiencing the struggle.
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>>34512625
This better be a "sensible women do 4b" post and not a "should've stayed with your fat cheating HS sweetheart" one
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>>34512632
Ah yes, all the fat guys always cheating on their totally real gfs. Lmao.
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my tight jeans hurt my boner :(
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>>34512628
>factory where shit gets done
So then where do you hang out? Where do you relax? Looking at aesthetically pleasing things is soothing for me.
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>>34512605
Not awful
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Is it more feminist to wear a bra or not wear a bra?
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>>34512637
I’ve avoided them as much as I can because they make your boobs sag faster
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Are you following the elections in the UK? The entire world is about to change
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>>34512639
Should be more worried about your dick
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>>34512637
It's feminist to choose whichever option makes her personally more comfortable. Making the decision based on men is anti-feminist either way. Like sure yeah free the nipple but I want to be able to comfortably run in an emergency.
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Isn't it funny how all the foids talking about natural selection exclude the ugly bitches, fatties, rape victims and other female trash?
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>>34512647
What mean tweet inspired this rant anon?
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>>34512647
Foids don't consider them a part of the human species so they don't mention them. They are nazis
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>>34512647
? No? We want them to die off asap too and they easily will once the canon fodder that keeps them alive and thriving by simping and paying for them is culled in war.
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>>34512647
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>>34512645
Why do you need to free the nipple?
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>>34512647
>ugly bitches, fatties, rape victims and other female trash
You don't believe these can access semen? Or is it the women claiming that? I don't get it
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>>34512546
Trixie is a tomboy hapa that likes girls
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>>34512656
He's mad about this post:
>>34512623
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>>34512593
I love behind-the-scenes porn.
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blondes deserve pain and suffering, everyone else is fine :)
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>>34512658
NTA
If only men would actually blame the men in power for the draft and pointless wars. But they never will, so they just blame women for the actions of powerful men instead.
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>tfw took Mucinex and now I feel like I'm on a boat
Post gender
What do you like to do when you're sick?
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well worst week in my dating life this year (so far) is almost over
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The Great War and the second world war did nothing but erase the fit and left the weak willed commoners unwilling to do anything look after their own ass
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>>34512661
They'll claim powerful men do what they do because of pussy and they aren't totally wrong.
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pussy makes the world go round, like it or not
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>>34512659
What even is that? Isn't that like seeing cameras and the crew? Why would you like that?
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>>34512668
It makes the human species and any other species go on. So yes
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>>34512661
Never seen someone this committed to arguing something nobody said.
If you feel like it though, we could discuss how many suffragettes enthusiastically supported shaming underage boys into dying in WW1, if you'd like.
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Wars should be only fought with muskets and canons
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>>34512662
>What do you like to do when you're sick?
F
Sleep, eat, and shower. Everything else is like trying to get a cat to take a bath.
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>>34512673
and it should be turn based
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oh god, he's going to have another melty over the white feather campaign again
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>>34512673
Actually I'm kind of with you on this one
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>>34512678
Right? You get to fight from distance and you even get to go up close and personal. And it saves lives in the long run because majority will be wounded and with todays medicine most will be saved.
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Could really use some positive news now.
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>>34512635
The whole place is a place to relax because it's mine. If you need purpose built decorations to make a place look good then I'm sorry to say but you're not good at decorating.
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It's an incel fetish, isn't it? She cums to this
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>>34512681
Those alien files were one big nothingburger, so you're not very likely to get abducted and anally probed anytime soon.
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>>34512672
The fact that you had to go all the way back to early suffragettes to find actual women who support these wars just proves my point more than anything else.
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>>34512684
Not surprising, the alien thing is just a distraction. We haven't found any alien life yet and it'll be a while before we get to Europa
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>>34512684
But what if anon was into that?!
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>>34512681
No good news will reach us in our lifetime. This is an age of strife and suffering.
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>>34512687
Then he doesn't deserve any positive news anyways.
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>>34512681
Banks and oil & gas companies are making billions from the Iran war
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Just looked at my back and ass after four years of just doing nothing. I feel disgust this is disgusting. I used to be so fit
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Girls, are you rooting for Sean Strickland this weekend? He is defending America from terrorism.
https://youtu.be/xnfnY1TYDck
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>>34512631
>Doesn't help that my real band size is a 30 and they don't sell them in store.
I just bought 34 for the first time instead of what is usually availlable (36 and up) and realized I prolly need an even smaller band. where do you buy 32 or 30 bras? I've only ever bought cheap ones from stores lmao
also why the fuck don't they sell 30 in stores? I am average height, maybe 5kg skinnier than average, feels so weird to have to buy from special stores when you're basically average.
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>>34512685
You'd claim a photo of your literal shit "proves your point". You are incomprehensible.
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>>34512658
>>34512661
Guy who made the 2nd post, I'm a man
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>>34512691
I don't do anything but I also don't eat so I'm becoming a skeleton (this is a good thing btw)
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>>34512698
I look anorexic not fat I feel so weak
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>>34512693
i've liked khamzat even before he was champ, he has sovl
girls like terrorists
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>>34512673
War turned to shit when we invented propellants and explosives. We have to be face to face and body to body with the enemy
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>>34512696
A man could physically beat, rape, and mutilate you and you'd still find a way to blame it on women instead of the guy who hurt you.
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>>34512681
My anal fissures are finally healing
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>>34512664
The second World War is what put women in the workforce. The fat cat capitalists realize they could pit men and women against each other in the job market and undermine both in the process. Wars have always been fought to improve the quality of life for rich people.

>>34512669
>What even is that? Isn't that like seeing cameras and the crew?
Not necessarily, it's just seeing them outside of the scene. Sometimes they'll keep fucking or have entertaining bloopers.
>Why would you like that?
It's more natural and they actually seem to be enjoying themselves rather than side eyeing the camera while fucking in awkward positions for way too long.

>>34512681
https://deadline.com/2026/05/mariska-hargitay-rape-kit-reform-50-states-law-order-svu-1236878352/

>>34512693
>Girls, are you rooting for Sean Strickland this weekend?
Yes, fuck Cumshot Chimaev. He ran from Colby at Welterweight because he knew what would happen if he stepped into the octagon with a true American patriot.
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>>34512699
I feel weak too but I'm not fat and that makes me happy
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>>34512703
this person is a tranny freak who grooms people on discord, 2000%
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Is it cringe to like split pea soup as a man. Would you make your man split pea soup.
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Is there a good reason women shouldn't be conscripted like men? I read they are better at sharpshooting and most wars are fought with rifles and not with pure physical strength anyways.
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>>34512691
I look at myself in the mirror naked and think "why isn't this guy having sex"
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>>34512709
Yeah, men stop being able to think logically around pussy.
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you could be my powermommy,
i could be your boywife
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>>34512709
Testosterone and most of combat isn't sharpshooting but lugging heavy shit around and moving constantly
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>>34512710
Because he is looking at him self in the mirror wondering instead of having sex
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>>34512709
Look, I want to enslave women too, but not like that
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>>34512709
Because women like elephants are too smart for war and won't fight
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women, if youre not into a guy during a date, would you end it early when the opportunity arises or would you extend the date anyway and possible ghost him later?
trying to wrap my head around why so many women go on long dates with me only to ghost me later.
like we had a date to a cafe, it couldve ended after we left the cafe but instead she choose to extent it by going for a walk in a park. some even join me to a restaurant. yet they ghost me afterwards
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>>34512726
idk i've never been on a first date in my life (for me it was friends -> couple). i don't understand why anyone uses dating apps, people just use each other male and female.
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God I just want to cuddle a girl
No sex
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>>34512711
Then only conscript women. They say they don't think about sex as much as men so there will be less sexual frustration and therefore less rape
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>>34512730
>i don't understand why anyone uses dating apps, people just use each other male and female.
fair point, but these are cheap dates. this isnt about the money.
Im a student and often times the women split, or even insist on paying for me, when i try to pay
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>>34512731
What if god said no?
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>>34512736
seems like there isn't romance, just friendship
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>>34512726
Being into someone isn't a split second decision, I need to go home and reflect and weigh the red vs green flags for hours or days after a date.
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>>34512739
thats a nice way of saying im just visually unappealing then I guess
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>>34512709
Most women can't handle the physical requirements
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>>34512741
>Being into someone isn't a split second decision
For men it is.
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>>34512741
So I'm not a weird guy for writing in my notes what I liked and disliked about her
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>>34512745
for women too, they just try to cope
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>>34512741
Love is all about being split second decisions. If you're not into them the second you meet them then there is no point in weighting anything.
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when things are going good im worried about when theyll inevitably go bad again and when things go bad im worried that theyll go worse
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>>34512759
Which is the case most of the time.
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>>34512732
Sure, but women are weak af and any enemies with male soldiers will just obliterate and rape them.
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>>34512742
splitting always more like. i can understand splitting a proper dinner but splitting on a coffee date is just friend shit lol.
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>>34512762
idk im from a country where you split everything, always, to me it just seems normal
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Genuinely what is wrong with e*ros
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When I am invited somewhere and the bill is in hundreds people fight over who gets to pay. But when the bill is really low everyone pays individually.
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>>34512745
I get that women are pretty much guaranteed to be potty trained and safe but you should take a moment to think about compatibility. It clearly crosses men's minds since a lot of them lie about their personality traits, goals and interests to get their foot in the door, but surely you understand that you're wasting your own time as well by pursuing someone incompatible.

>>34512749
I don't know if it's common but it's what you should be doing.

>>34512755
You appear to have either very looks-oriented definitions for love and personal compatibility or a very open personality combined with low standards. I've never been into someone the second I met them, platonically or romantically. How can you even tell? Can you glance at a stranger in public and feel that you're vibing with that person?
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>>34512759
very enneagram 6 fear
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>>34512764
Isn't this normal? Equality and all?
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>>34512221
>Woman with abs and a wolf cut, who's also NOT a lesbian
I know bro, I'm holding out hope too
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Want a shy 5'10 girls ngl
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Women thoughts on log cabins
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>>34512615
Cope
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Why is the average person so stupid when compared to me? Because I am smart and not because they are stupid. They are average.
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>>34512637
True feminism is doing whatever the fuck you want
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True feminism is
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>>34512783
Islam
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Cuddle me
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Why is the taller lesbian usually the sub?
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>>34512787
Fuck off middle aged tranny
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>>34512787
You have a husband
>>34512790
Julian?
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>>34512788
Because being lesbian is all about using delusions to cope with your insecurities.
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>>34512776
I wish I could live in one and be a neet and own a bunch of small animals
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>miseryposter forgot to take the name off from impersonating
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>>34512792
NTA, why are you so mad about lesbians? Men usually only lash out like this over vibrators and interracial relationships
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>>34512797
>telling the truth means you're mad
ok
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>>34512798
I've yet to see anything indicating lesbians are delusional or insecure. Lesbians are notoriously male-brained, their attraction works in the same inflexible and singleminded way as straight men's
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>>34512797
He got cucked by a lesbian.
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>>34512801
And they are male brained because they are hung up af about their femininity. Their whole modus operandi is a cope for feeling inferior.
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>>34512783
>True feminism is
Femdom :D
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Penis?!?!
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>>34512805
They're male-brained because their brains physically developed that way. If there's an actual correlation and you aren't making shit up you've simply mixed up cause and effect
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>>34512767
I think if you need to go reflect and weigh pros and cons then you're not into me, which automatically makes us incompatible.
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>>34512809
it's currently soft
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>>34512802
And you get cucked by everyone, cuckworm.
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>>34512809
No! *sprays you with water* get out of here!
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Nobody is this obsessed with lesbians other than tranners.
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Broken!!
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>>34512815
I'm not sarge, Julian
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Nigga!
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>>34512811
Yeah and their brains developed that way because they grew up under circumstances that made it clear that being feminine is a bad thing for many different possible reasons from being sexually abused for being feminine, to their dad having wanted them to be a boy to observing how shitty it was for their mom to take on a feminine role, just to name a few common ones.
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>>34512813
Pros and cons are different from green and red flags. Someone telling a little lie or acting slightly pushy isn't a con, it means he might be dangerous.
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Stop posting.
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>>34512819
What are you talking about his name is clearly Anonymous
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>>34512824
You first.
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Sapphic women, do you like Sappo's poems?
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What are the pros and cons of dating moids younger than you?
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It's funny how every lesbian decided in their 30s that they're done with men.
No, honey, men were done with you, lmao.
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>>34512831
Bisexuals
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>>34512829
>pros
You can turn them into anything you want.
>cons
They are more like a toy than an actual partner on eye level and you'll feel like a predator.
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>>34512831
LUG
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I just took my vitamins uwaa I'm strong now! I'm ready to conquer the world and destroy cunts!
:3
:3
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>>34512833
JH?
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;3
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OwO
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>>34512828
>Sapphic women, do you like Sappo's poems?
Yeah, I have part of one tattooed
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>>34512829
How young are we talking
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>>34512836
No.
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>>34512829
we can stay hard for a very long time
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>>34512842
What was your biggest age gap?
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I know you think it’s a joke but your virginity can legitimately grow back.
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>>34512844
8 years.
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Do any straight women exist?
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open those legs you slut
or do you want me to open them for you! >;3
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>>34512835
Jarvis, ream his bussy
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>>34512841
Let's say 2-3 years younger because I personally wouldn't go lower
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What does it mean if I only think of girls or get hard if i watch porn. But if I even go a few days without looking at any porn. I have absolutely 0 interest in women and don’t even notice them when I’m out in public. I don’t think about sex at all
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The biggest problem with lesbians is that most of them have penises
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>>34512829
Pros
-probably hornier, better sex, more athletic
Cons
>you are paying for everything
>his life timeline is not the same as yours
>much less likely to take you seriously

Personally dated a woman 6 years my senior in my 20s, it's not fun going to a dinner party and everyone else is making six figures while you drive a shibox because you're still in school. That kind of thing matters a lot for women.
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>>34512851
you'll never take my bussy virginity! NEVER!
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>>34512853
Porn has fried your dopamine circuitry
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>>34512822
We're treading some wild territory now, I'd really like to see proof of "pink dress bad" affecting brain development.
Moreover only 10-20% of lesbians are butch, the rest are feminine lesbians who do wear pink dresses and love women in pink dresses
>>34512831
Due to zoomers 19-29 y/o women have the biggest % identifying as lesbians thoughever
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>>34512854
I've seen Aella's gangbang
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my ex stopped being on her hormonal birth control, and now she keeps bringing up my p in her v. How am I supposed to feel? How am I supposed to respond?
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>>34512858
>Due to zoomers 19-29 y/o women have the biggest % identifying as lesbians thoughever
Pretty sure that's just bisexual women
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>>34512858
He's about to call you a tranny
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>>34512857
Is that what it is? I haven’t watched porn in 3 months now. Haven’t masturbated since then either. Don’t even care at all. I don’t have any money interest in women now
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>>34512848
I'm sure they do, although rare.
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>>34512858
The brain develops based on how it's used. If you internalize femininity as bad, that's how your brain will develop.
That doesn't mean someone will end up presenting butch because some smart lesbians understand very well that presenting feminine benefits them overall, socially, in their career etc. It can be a deliberate male brained choice to lean into performative femininity as a method.
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>>34512863
I was mostly joking but if you are experiencing a sudden and unexplained drop in your libido it'd be a good idea to get a checkup
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>>34512823
I meant 'con' in the sense of a negative point, or a red flag if you will. Not in the sense of a scam.
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>>34512865
>If you internalize femininity as bad, that's how your brain will develop.
I asked for "proof," not to "please repeat the claim you made"
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>>34512858
Old fart here, when I was in college every girl claimed to be bisexual or lesbian but the extent of that lesbianism seemed to be making out while under the influence to get attention from men. Despite having a social circle full of "lesbians" I don't think I ever met a girl who dated another girl while there.
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>>34512869
The proof is knowing how neuroplasticity and early childhood development works. I'm not about to explain that to you, if you're interested, you can educate yourself on the topic but I summed it up for you in that one sentence for your convenience.
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>>34512870
>making out with same gender to get attention from opposite gender
I think you'd have to be somewhat bi to be comfortable with that. Not many straight men would do the same.
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>>34512860
She's probably your ex for a good reason. Deny her the p
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>>34512870
The post discussed women declaring to be lesbians, not actual lesbianism. I suspect it being false lesbianism was part of the point he was trying to make.
>>34512873
There are limits to neuroplasticity and your claims aren't within those bounds. If I'm raised thinking that white people are lame I'm not going to grow a black brain.
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>>34512866
why? Wouldn’t this be related to not watching porn tho.

Why would I go to the doctor. It’s not like I would be having sex anyways
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>>34512881
Yes, in adulthood but there's very little limits to neuroplasticity if you pair it with the explosive early childhood brain development phases.
>If I'm raised thinking that white people are lame I'm not going to grow a black brain
Never heard of wiggers, have you?
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Warning: stupid rant ahead
>>34512399
Why do so many women hate men's sexual nature so much? Like, I can do a lot to appreciate and accommodate women's differences, and I'll never shame them for it, but no one seems to return the favor. It's like I'm just a flawed inconvenience that's tolerated instead of another human being with his own unique characteristics in a relationship. Is this how women feel about the sexual aspects of a relationship in general?
>>34512490
It is warranted to a good degree, but it does get tiring having to be constantly stereotyped as and judged for the actions of assholes you never had any meaningful connection with like it's some big conspiracy
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How do you tell your girlfriend that her constant rants about everything ever is a turn-off?
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>>34512890
>Did anything nice happen lately?
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>>34512889
>Is this how women feel about the sexual aspects of a relationship in general?
Many do, yes.
>Why do so many women hate men's sexual nature so much?
Women feel about male sexuality how men feel about gold diggers.
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>>34512890
Tell her she sounds just like her mother
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>>34512890
Make sure nice things happen in her life so she has something enjoyable to think and talk about instead.
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>>34511555
What was the post?
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>>34512890
Why should she care about that? Do you have a dead bedroom she's desperately trying to revive?
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>>34512875
straight men act gay with their friends to get laughs of women, but they don't do that with an actual fag
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>>34512870
It's called being barsexual. And I can talk from experience that it's possible for it to lead to realizing you actually do like women that way.
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>>34512896
Haha
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>>34512904
Never goes as far as kissing.
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>>34512870
I had a co-worker in my 20s who was a lesbian, had zero contact with penis in her life, 100% sex time spent on women. Over the 4 years we worked together she had increasing encounters with moids because, if a man ever got a chance to see past her unflattering and flappy coveralls and work-hat, they'd realize she had hottie legs, a chest something like pic related, and visible abs. So despite being a socially clueless weirdo who would literally talk about nothing, nonstop, for hours, and a well-known lesbian, men would do their best for a chance with her anyway. Out of curiosity, she spent some extended time feeling my collarbones, shoulders, and neck, and giving statements of admiration to me about, which, due to her gigabooba status, was the most deer-in-headlights I've ever been. We got into a cycle of constantly gifting pirated books, movies, and video games to each other, and it seemed that she would corner me with her inability to keep appropriate social distance with people and ramble for hours more than most, but we always just acted like co-workers. Those around us said that I should try asking her out, but I thought it extremely inappropriate, because at the end of the day, she was absolutely 100% lesbian.
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>>34512901
lol, why would she want that? a dead bedroom is every woman's dream.
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>>34512906
stop forcing your AGP fetish on everyone
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>>34512908
>she was absolutely 100% lesbian
Sure...
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>>34512898
It was while we were on the way for me buying her lunch
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>>34512726
what's considered a long date?
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>>34512908
Looks like Elf's boobs
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>>34512914
Apparently not nice enough to balance out all the shit in her life.
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>>34512909
Well that's what I'm asking. Most partnered women don't have stellar sex lives or a lot of orgasms so it's weird that she should be overly concerned about her rants turning him off. I'm also turned off by my bf's constant farting but that's just life, not everything he does needs to make my pussy tingle
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>>34512918
It's him that thinks it should bother her that her rants turn him off. Learn to read.
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>>34512916
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There's more fresh footprints on the ceiling
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>>34512546
Timmy should have ended up with a Trixie, Tootie, and Carly harem
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>>34512481
daisy dukes
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women, what do we do about trannies?
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>>34512910
Julian, stop sperging out.
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>>34512924
Let them. They'll sort themselves out in a couple of years. Not worth the nerves and effort.
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Ngl, I'm as anti-trans as they come, but I really fucking hate that bridge meme
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>>34512926
who?
stop simping for trannies, faglord
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>>34512919
You are the one struggling with reading comprehension, sweaty, if that is what you took away from >>34512901
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>>34512931
You want trannies in your asshole, cuckworm
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>>34512935
Look at the original post.
>>34512890
>he is turned off by her rants
>he thinks telling her it's turning him off should make her stop
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M
I like this bra
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>>34512937
put your name back on, elftroon
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>>34512924
>mtfs are men but better
>ftms are men but better
What do you need done?
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>>34512940
Oops >>34512908
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>>34512941
I make art because I like doing it and it's fun.
some have seen it though but I mean that wasn't my intention
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>>34512941
Yeah, if you make art just for it to be recognized, thats pretty cringe and will likely result in performative decoration instead of actual art since you're trying to appeal to other people's tastes instead of authentic self expression. I think the best art is created when you plan to never show it to anyone.
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Women are incapable of making art on the level that men can
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>>34512952
The art of a woman is to raise a son to have art in his heart or to bring joy to a man's life to the point it overflows into creating beauty.
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>>34512890
For me personally, my mom is that way and usually she just feels more miserable afterwards. There's healthy venting, and then there's poor emotional regulation being splattered on all of the surroundings and making everyone else clean it up. There's a fine balance that needs to be struck between focusing on the positives and the negatives in life.

>>34512895
That's unfortunate, because sex is supposed to be a mutually enjoyable act while gold digging is mostly without regard for their partner's well being. It's like hearing a bunch of guys saying they never want to give their woman a gift because they can't think of any reason their girl would appreciate it outside of gold digging intentions. Like no matter how close they feel with their partner they can't actually see them as individual humans instead of negative stereotypes.
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>>34512954
idk, the best art (this includes music) comes from people that were really depressed
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>>34512947
>>34512951
I take this as
>If you're asking the question then the answer is no.
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>>34512955
Yeah, it is unfortunate but thats the level a big part of humans operate on. It's nothing but greed and tab keeping, a business deal where she tries to extract as much resources as possible whilst giving as little of herself as possible and vice versa. A mutual attempt at scamming if you will.
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>>34512952
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I'm writing a novel about a mountain-sized man who travels pre-colonial America as a heroic frontiersman with a generic-insert woman who travels with him as his carryable pocketpussy. State gender, do you think people would read this?
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>>34512960
no, kill yourself coomer
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Are women incapable of making loving songs or poems or art about men?
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>>34512960
M. I don't know. I get the impression there's a lot of competition in the smut market.
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>>34512956
Sure. People find beautiful what resonates with them, depressed people will be drawn to the art of depressed people. Thats why truly great art is an act of authentic self expression. Beauty can be born from an abundance of it in ones life and the desire to express that, it can also be born from a lack of beauty and love as an expression of longing for how it should be. You'll be able to tell which was created from which by the underlying tone of melancholy or celebration.
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>>34512960
no
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>>34512952
What about Jane Austen? Everybody likes her.
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>>34512958
And here I am still being a naive fool for thinking people in a relationship would act differently, but I guess not. People suck.
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>>34512959
Everyone in this conversation is an Indiana so idk what the point is.
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>>34512972
Most relationships are still more like business deals, we just live in an era where thats frowned upon and thus people have to pretend each marriage is a love marriage when thats simply not true and also unrealistic. Most relationships in human history have not been about romance and love but about necessity and convenience, the fact we have glorified the idea of love this much doesn't change that, it just means we can't be honest about it anymore.
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>>34512962
If you want recommendations you can ask directly anon, gee
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>>34512964
I just love genuine art desu
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>>34512977
I feel sorry for your husband.
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>>34512977
I wish I didn't feel love so I could've seen this earlier. I wish I wasn't so delusional.
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im naked right now
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>>34512977
counterargument: when she kissed me for the first time
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>>34512988
do the helicopter
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>>34512959
There's technical proficiency and there's evocation and creating new ideas. Women can make skillful and impressive pieces but they will never match the vision and creativity of men.
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>>34512990
I'm afraid of breaking something
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>>34512994
come on, your hips can't be that fragile grandpa
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>>34512991
That's just not true, you are just intentionally ignoring and belittling the vision of women. And it's not even worth arguing with men like you on this because you just don't value women and their perspective. It's like talking to an animal, you will never understand.
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>>34512997
you know what I meant!!!
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Men
When is the last time someone saw you naked?
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>>34512994
You ain't slangin cuh don't gimme dat
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>>34512952
Kyoko Okazaki is incredible
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>>34513000
back in march I had a back massage because my back hurts (too tall) and she asked me to completely undress and she slowly walked around me before instructing me to get on the massage table, which was a little strange, but I've never been bothered by not having clothes on, so w/e
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>>34512942
Wasn’t me
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>>34513000
back in february I had a back massage because my back hurts (too tall + dick too big)
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>>34513000
I got my ass probed by the doctors last year
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>>34513000
someone pulled my pants down in school and a girl saw me, don't know if that counts
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How do you help a girl fix vaginismus?
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>>34513013
You don't she has to do it herself
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Does Olivia Rodrigo make music for female cucks? I'm listening to her music and that's gotta be her target audience. Like nearly all of her songs are about getting cheated on and humiliated, and she really likes describing the new girl in detail for some reason. Apparently she's really popular with young women right now...?
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>>34513000
A few years ago, when my ex was living with me.
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>>34513000
not since i was a literal child
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the lady at the store looked so disappointed when I asked for cigarettes :(
why do they do this?
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>>34513000
last shower time with (ex) gf, she accused me of being horny too much when what I was actually trying to do was to make her share the water. then when we got out and were in front of the mirror she kept grabbing my thing, the hypocrite
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>>34513000
hookup 6 years ago. I didn't like it and I will never do another. I need an emotional connection.
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I should get high again
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>>34513020
Cigarettes is a boomer thing.
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>>34513000
Today. It was painful.
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State gender (but mostly women):
You just finished breakfast, you're on your second cup of Cafe Bustelo, and you load up winamp before you start any work. What are you playing?
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>>34513027
yes and?
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Majko mila đe me rodi.
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>>34513000
Some guy in the gym changing room.
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>>34513034
Gay
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Moids, I'm meeting my frens tomorrow, my crush may also join. What should I wear? It will be outdoors, we will walk a lot and there's a slight chance of rain. I'll probably regret asking so at least make your answers funny
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>>34513035
That's gay? I didn't even tell you about the surprise buttsex!
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>>34513029
F
Either something from an anime soundtrack or something from a soundtrack to a video game I played as a kid.
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>>34513015
Why do men oftentimes struggle to separate reality and fiction? I don't want to be chased by ghosts even though I like horror flicks
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>>34513036
Wear a dress or a skirt. Doesn't have to be short. I'm a sucker for that shit.
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>>34512991
doubly so for the chinese
>>34512998
>you are just intentionally ignoring and belittling the vision of women
Prove that that's the case
>And it's not even worth arguing [blah blah blah]
How convenient...
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>>34513036
Nothing
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>>34513029
I use jellyfin webapp to play my pirated music hosted in my own NAS served through my homelab. I shuffle
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>>34513041
nta
Eh, this seems to be a problem with zoomers in general, male and female.
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>>34513047
>>34513039
what song specifically comes to mind?
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>>34513044
>Prove that that's the case
I know that there is a huge amount of creative work of massive value by women and you just believe there isn't. That's all the proof I need.
>not even worth arguing
Here, the crumbs of attention you asked for.
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gym->shower or shower->gym->quick wash after?
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>>34513052
>>34513039
I've been listening to the Panty and Stocking OST a lot lately, so I'll go with Fly Away.
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>>34513054
gym -> shower. Save water and time.
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>>34513054
>working out
>showering
Couldn't be me
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Is it true that many of you Foids are taking so much fucking cock that you can't even afford the cost of birth control anymore?
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>>34513054
Gym shower wtf
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>>34513047
>>34513039
what song specifically comes to mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcMucFIWF80
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>>34513059
They can also take your cock if you ask nicely
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>>34513059
No, I just had my 3rd private clinic abortion of the week but my husband was there to pay as always since he doesn't want me to give birth to chad's and tyrone's babies
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>>34513053
That's a conjecture, not a proof. Also no one was talking about the value of creative work but vision and creativity. Women are great at regurgitating simplified instructions, but fail with novelty.
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>>34513061
>>34513056
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>>34513059
I don't take birth control, I just have my bf use a condom and pull out. If I'm risking unprotected sex, I accept the possibility that we could have a kid, but we do everything within reason to reduce that chance without medication.
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>>34513052
I can't delete my goddman post
>>34513065
I noticed. Fly away is pretty good, but the vocal sample is really overused.
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>>34513054
Light shower, gym, rinse afterwards. But i always do a full shower plus my hair routine the next morning.
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>>34513064
>fail with novelty
Prove it. You can't a) because it's not true and b) it's literally just your opinion and your evaluation of others can't actually affect reality
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Women will never know the feeling of fishing out a used pantyliner from the trash
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>>34513054
Odd
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Very
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>>34513062
Unrelated but I had a dude at work who I know has a girlfriend ask me for advice on how to talk to girls. This confused the fuck out of me because I'm a literal wizard but he apparently thought I was sleeping all around town because I can have friendly conversations and joke around with the women at work. Now I'm having a crisis thinking I could be a normal person after all but not knowing how to act on this information.
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>>34513071
I want you to feel the feeling of a wood chipper tearing your flesh and grinding your bones in slow motion
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>>34513077
Jealous much
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Welcome to another Foid Friday Fuckfest everyone!
So no women are here right now. They are prepping for their night out for getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.

Then tomorrow when they walk of shame back into this fucking thread with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't these whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't they be disgusted when they feel their pussy busted? Won't their boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
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>>34513077
Rude. You know sometimes when I see a woman go into the washroom I wait outside until she leaves. And then I go in and see what I can scavenge. Tampons sheaths are like gold.
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>>34513076
> I could be a normal person after all
Believing in yourself is the real magic anon
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Women would seeing your man in a hospital gown give you the ick?
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>>34513071
>>34513080
Please depopulate India soon Mr. Chinaman. I'll dedicate my life to studying the Confucian classics and do all the industrial espionage you want.
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Sweaty procreative sex with (You)
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>>34513085
Nah, it would give me the sad.
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>>34513088
Gay
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>>34513070
every painting I've seen done by a woman is derivative shlock and every book written by a woman delves into uninteresting concepts previously explored. They are cultural parasites
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>>34513088
*sigh* all right but you better take responsibility
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>>34513092
Objectively untrue + you obviously have shit taste.
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>>34512828
>>34512840
>Yeah, I have part of one tattooed
No shit? My wife and I do too!

>>34512854
Trans acceptance in the lesbian community is the greatest con men ever pulled.

>>34512962
>Are women incapable of making loving songs or poems or art about men?
To my chagrin, no. Plenty of great songs about women loving men, and then time does its thing and we realize he was never deserving of it in the first place.
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I will never meet a cute suicidal girl at the ICU after trying to kill myself :(
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>>34512962
I've written poems and drawn men lovingly. They were fictional men though, the real men I've known mostly just posture and/or beg for pussy and that doesn't inspire me to create anything more than shitposts
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>>34513079
You have two things wrong. There will be no cum dripping and my bf IS the Chad doing the stretching. Otherwise your fanfic is close enough.
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>>34513102
Can you draw me
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>>34513095
name ONE good female author and ONE good female artist who BOTH exhibit vision and originality
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>>34513097
I know you're trolling but that sounds awful in every way. The rape victims, suicidal bitches, self-harmers etc would all be shitty partners and you wouldn't want someone like that to be the mother of your children. She will either cheat or just make your life hell because of her own complexes. They are evil people.
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>>34513106
NTA
Rumiko Takahashi
Artemisia Gentileschi
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>>34513088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAZzpaWpGIA
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>>34513106
Virginia Wolf
Agatha Christie
Don't know any artists
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>>34513106
And Marry Shelly
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>>34513106
You can save us both some time and just write your utterly subjective opinion on why they don't ackchually have vision and originality (also, remember what I said about individual perception not affecting reality?)
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Thank you el retardo for taking my bait and running with it
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>>34513109
>Comic book artist
>Baroqueshitter
>>34513114
>utterly subjective
Is this supposed to mean something? How can an opinion not be subjective?
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>>34513120
>Goalpost moving
>Goalpost moving
I can't say I'm surprised.
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>>34513120
>How can an opinion not be subjective?
You tell me, oh great judge of other people's artistic vision
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>>34513109
> Gentileschi
Funnily enough, she was really good friends with Hebrewberg
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>>34513107
>The rape victims, suicidal bitches, self-harmers etc would all be shitty partners
trust me, I know it very well
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>>34513123
>goalpost moving
"Goalposts"? What "goalposts" have been moved? I don't think anyone who has an original bone in his body regards oriental comic books as original nor do I think most artists have any special regard for the Baroque era.
>>34513124
You're the one that made the retarded statement. Don't act like your logic is my responsibility
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>>34513123
You could say that he...painted himself into a corner lol
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>>34513107
oh also
> you wouldn't want someone like that to be the mother of your children.
someone like me shouldn't have kids, are you crazy?
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>>34513128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxuwXczWQC0
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>>34513128
>retarded statement
Oh don't you backtrack now, you said that my statement was self evident
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>>34513127
Well, it's good to remind other anons who may want to ignore the blatant red flags because a mentally ill freak paid them attention. Those women don't deserve sympathy.
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>>34513134
nta
I hope you feel the same towards male rape victims, suicidal men, and men who engage in self-harm as well.
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>>34513128
>nor do I think most artists have any special regard for the Baroque era
Behold, an actual clown walks amongst us
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Speaking of which, why do you moids clown so much on male rape victims? Have you no compassion?
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>>34513131
>you HAVE to have retarded normalfag opinions about the most basic things or... we'll make FUN of you!!1
>>34513132
that... no dude. That wasn't what I was saying
>>34513140
We must talk to different artists
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>>34513142
they're gay. Haha Bobby got a dick in his ass look at that faggot.
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>>34513142
No, but they like to morally grandstand when women do it too, despite them doing it to women who were raped or sexually abused.
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>>34513142
I'm pretty sure that's only TV people and edgelords on the internet.
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>>34513137
I don't, because I'm not interested in dating men. I don't think about them at all.
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>>34513146
My bad, I thought I was posting on edgelord central
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>>34513143
>We must talk to different artists
You know what, this entire conversation we've been having suddenly makes a lot more sense
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New Thread

>>34513160
>>34513160
>>34513160

New Thread
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>>34513134
I do feel bad for them personally, yes my ex was mean sometimes but I don't care I hope she is doing well wherever she is
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>>34512956
>>34512964
https://youtu.be/eQvypJCoyGc
Depression has repeatedly been shown to be associated with greater realism – provided the depression is not too severe.
The evidence is that this is not because insight makes you depressed, but because, up to a point, being depressed gives you insight.
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>>34512381
I'd help him do alien rp so he doesn't get ptsd.
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>>34512920
Damn, that outfit matches my ear jewelry I want.
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Gender

Do you prefer someone who's an amazing fit for you in terms of looks, personality, and shared hobbies (but may change in future to be a better or worse fit, no guarantee), or someone who's currently a poor fit currently but if willing to work towards becoming a better fit?

Who would you prefer to be with long term? Someone who's already perfect or someone willing to put the effort in?



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