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Women. Would you date a man making 78k a year working two jobs? Who drives a 2007 Jeep and is Black?
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There will be NO hornyposting in this thread.
>>34513168Plap
>>34513160That's a man isn't it
If men were to understand that women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men, like women will feel emotional pain like 80% of the time, they'd be a lot more sympathetic.All the men in here constantly going "women bad" just doesn't help.
Women, how often do you shave?
>>34513164>78k a yearSure, why not?>working two jobsSounds like we won't have much time together.>2007 JeepI don't care what car you have desu.>is BlackNo.
>>34513173nag, that's a weird alien thing wearing human skin, yuck
>>34513170Do you think she's cute?
>>34513173My gf doesn't shave under her arms at all, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
What would you do if your brother's bum ass NEET girlfriend ate the pizza you bought and left in the fridge for yourself?
>>34513168too late my penis is already hard
>>34513183NTR
Women, what do you think about blonde men?
>>34513173m-must lick....
>>34513178I'm not gay
>>34513173Happy trail every other dayPits and ass every other monthPussy every yearLegs every few years
>>34513189I prefer brunettes, but I don't hate blond men either.
>>34513192>Pussy every year>Legs every few yearsWhat's the point
>>34513191Very convincing, faggot
>>34513192I'm so confused by this schedule
Femanons boobs are small lol
>>34513171Men aren't cruel enough with all the simps constantly bending over for foids. Luckily, that's changing with the newer generations.
>>34513189>Women, what do you think about blonde men?Not A Girl, but my (XX female) partner has very strong feelings about that. She can only find a man attractive if he has dark hair and light (blue or green) eyes. Blonde men are essentially invisible to her, no matter how good looking they may be otherwise.
>>34513173now that people aren't obsessed with this girl, I now find her cute
Women, would you cheat on your boyfriend if he was ugly?
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>>34513168I'm going to schlickpost just to spite you.
>>34513201this is a good thing btw
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>>34513206>would you cheat on your boyfriend if he was ugly?>ugly>my boyfriendPick one.
Man, how is a skinny girl different from a fat one in sex?
my man boobs are almost gone, thank god, I thought they were never going to disappear
>>34513195Of what? I suppose I trim the puss a bit between full shaves. But long pubes get annoying so a change is nice every now and then. Leg hair on the other hand doesn't affect anything and shaving legs is tedious and annoying
>>34513209JHian dialectical hands typed this post
I only date ugly girls because they're easier to manipulate
>>34513213skinny=fit
>>34513216You forgot to alao add that the hands are wet.
>>34513213Easier to engulf and manhandle skinnier ones, fat ones are more satisfying to plap
>>34513217What's ugly to you?
State GenderWhat are some more needless reductions we can make.I firmly believe that blindfolded speedruns and fighting games are just rhythm games.
>>34513213Idk I’ve never had sex with a fat girl
>>34513209To memories of your uncle or cousin?
>>34513189I like it on stoic germanic men
>>34513213Are you skinny or are you fat
>>34513221How am I supposed to answer this. If I think she ugly then she's ugly
>>34513222souls games are also just rhythm games and once you realize this they all suck dark souls 2 was the only good souls game because unlike the rest of the series, it wasn't just a rhythm game
>>34513226What does germanic even mean anymore?
>>34513164You lost me at black.>>34513168Stupid reverse psychology.>>34513173>how often do you shave?Never. I have had most of my body hair lasered off. I really only have my pubes how. >>34513189>what do you think about blonde men?I like rednecks with dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Scandinavian blonde men look weird to me.
>>34513230>unlike the rest of the series, it wasn't just a rhythm gameI have only played DS1 and seen Elden Ring, what made DS2 different?
>>34513231Anglo Saxon, the true Biblical Israelites.
>>34513231Let's not open that can of worms rn
>>34513233>I like rednecks with dirty blonde hair and tan skin.Pretty much describes me. I'm flattered
So how exactly am I not supposed to be violently jealous of that fucker?
>>34513236>AngloEwwwwwww
>>34513175>>34513233>disengages at blackKekk R.I.P for me I guess
>>34513240Context?
>>34513240What'd he do
>>34513164>JeepAren't those dogshit
>>34513242How's life in da hood?
>>34513240What are you jealous about?
>>34513213If skinny means fit because she takes care of herself then the biggest difference is in how her pussy smells and tastes. I was into bigger girls for the longest time and now I got a gf that’s hitting the weights with me 4 times a week and very much in shape. Oh my god does her vagina smell delightful by comparison. Never going back to fatties again.
>>34513242Go find your black kween and be a present contributing father to your children
Women please measure the length of your skullNow measure the length of your hairPost results. Make sure to include race and hair style as the negro hair such as JHs is different to Eurasian.
>>34513242There are about two million black women between the ages of 18 and 35 and their standards are NOT high even if they're hot.
>>34513236>A real British Israelism believer is posting in this threadThese threads really do attract the wackiest people out there.
>>34513217She knows
>>34513254Yeah you do
>>34513242>>34513250You know it's wild that there is a 59% chance those women are both nonwhite.
>>34513245Yeah but I got the damn thing for free and she rides great. 168k miles>>34513246We have tea parties and crumpets for lunch>>34513250Black kweens don't want nerdy dudes like me>>34513252If you say so
>>34513217The real cracking of the code is dating pretty girls who think they’re ugly.
>>34513213Energy levels and confidence, both of which matter a lot in sex desu
>>34513258Doesn't exist
>>34513258For your first date you could ride on a magic carpet, or maybe a carriage drawn by unicorns.
>>34513222MProbably not really in the spirit of your question, but the Hitman games have always been puzzle games, despite presenting themselves as a third person shooter at a cursory glance.According to Calvin's dad's ontology they would probably categorize under menu games, even though you do climb on some balconies some times. I personally wouldn't really agree with either of his reductions though.
girlsWhy do women not respect asexual men? If a man says he’s asexual, women view him as a weirdo
>>34513256>womenIt's most likely men.
>>34513257My nigga finding some shaniqua CANNOT be thsh hard
>>34513230>dark souls 2 was the only good souls game because unlike the rest of the series, it wasn't just a rhythm gameWhat made 2 different? I only played 1.
>>34513264I would kill for an asexual bf
Anons what do you eat for breakfast?My entire life i've just eaten various versions of bread/sandwiches, and i'm kinda getting sick of it. But i have no idea what else is good and relatively cheap like bread. Cereal just tastes like pure sugar to me. I need options
>>34513255I’m ugly and I’m proud
>>34513264Nag but why wouldn't they be, men are supposed to have a libido by nature
>>34513265You know it's wild that there is a 70% chance those men are both nonwhite.
State gender.Have you given up anything recently?Or longer ago, but stuck with stopping it?I haven't had any alcohol in 6 weeks.This has been the longest without any in a few years.Usually I make it no more than around 3 weeks inbetween and then drink something.Can't really say it's gotten me feeling any healthier though, but for health reasons I can't drink any. Or maybe a glas of red wine would be alright, but I'm a bit scared.
>>34513261Oh they do. See, men tell women they’re pretty all the time. It doesn’t count, it’s a false compliment to them. Women complimenting other women actually means something but because women are so catty towards each other they won’t compliment other women who are too much prettier than them out of spite so then those pretty women develop low self esteem about their appearance.
>>34513268>imagine wanting a bf but not wanting to fuck himthe state of women
>>34513269>Cereal just tastes like pure sugar to me.You know they sell non sugary varieties right. Eggs are easy or cook.
>>34513269Cereal, oatmeal or mixed berry smoothie.
>>34513274Yeah bro ok bro, keep dreaming. The only pretty girls who say they're ugly are just pity farming and don't really believe it.
>>34513273M. Hope.
>>34513269Get into congee, that shit is an incredible way to start the day
>>345132691/4 lb of smoked salmon, a glass of orange juice, black coffee, and 3 boiled eggs.
>>34513273Yeah my life>GlasThis nigga French
>>34513269I have savory oatmeal.
>>34513284>This nigga FrenchYou could only offend me more if you were to call me a footfag...I actually had the second S there, but then deleted it, thinking it's wrong.
>>34513269Eggs make a great breakfast and there's tons of ways to make them
>>34513269I like quesadillas/tacos/burritos with a soup and salad... oh, and a BIG tea.
>>34513275NTA, yearning for cock is healthier and more fulfilling than being subjected to it and having to cope with it feeling like crap. The former is a driving force in life, the latter is a common and major source of resentment and mental health issues
>>34513242The rest of black men ruined it for you.>>34513245>Aren't those dogshitWHY, YES, THEY FUCKING ARE!>>34513264Because sexuality is tied to hormones, and asexual men are low T.>>34513269>Anons what do you eat for breakfast?I change it up daily depending on how I'm feeling.
>>34513234>>34513267I'm just shitposting, 2 is considered to be a bad game by the fanbase, I personally like it but I get why people say it's bad. of course demon's souls will always be my personal favorite.
>>34513239Your name isn't Luke, is it?
>>34513224I'l flick it to all my fans here.
>>34513269Musually scrambled eggs or a sandwich and a cup of coffee (and a cigarette sometimes)
>>34513297No lol
I spirtitually like jeeps in concept
well foids, have you scheduled your appointment yet?
>>34513303I remembered that douche in a jeep that ran a stop sign the other day and now I'm slightly irritated
it's ridiculously easy to make a fat girl with low self esteem fall for you, all you have to do is compliment her a couple of times
>>34513269I don't eat breakfast, unless I am on vacation at a hotel or otherwise have a big hike planned for the day.
>>34513185the masculine urge to eat pussy.
He risked ALL HIS AURA to gain INFINITE AURA
>>34513309Faustian
As I was sitting in my bed reading a manga about highschoolers in complete silence on this Friday afternoon, I unconsensually reflected on my days in college and all the other days I spent in silence. After ruminating on how being on the "outside" is different from being "alone", I remembered driving to and walking around a sex shop on one of the days after class when I didn't want to walk around campus aimlessly or go back to my dorm. I thought about it for a second, then realized that visiting a sex shop for juvenile titillation when I was in college, the time of your life when sex and relationships with real people seem to be the most active, was so pathetic it went into the territory of comedy. State your gender and your own college experience. I'd like to hear about it.
>>34513304I don't live in some shithole that needs masses of men to send to die for rich people
How do I shorten the length of time that I feel like shit after a bad date or rejection? I understand it’s a part of life but it usually takes me a few days for me to obsessively stop thinking about it and trying to figure out what went wrong
>>34513185Absolutely ridiculous. How is he supposed to say anything?
>>34513308Who the fuck is Jaclyn
>>34513321Think they kind of suck actually. Imagine them at 50.
>>34513308I'm so chronically on here that I know exactly what you mean
>>34513316I had a bf and I hated him and we also visited sex shops for juvenile titillation
Can you see under my thumb?
Moids, what's going through my crush's head as I'm mumbling inelegantly and avoiding eye contact
>>34513332Damn is she retarded
>>34513322He's meant to trace letters with the tip of his tongue. That is how nonvirgins converse with women.
>>34513332He's either into it or thinks you're an insufferable bitch
>>34513332>What a lovable goofball
Should I watch euphoria?
I believe my gf has anxious attachment style. What are some things I could do to nurture a more secure attachment style?
>>34513332>"Damn she really doesn't want to talk to me. Better wrap this up before it gets too awkward."
>>34513332I remember a girl who in hindsight probably like me kept doing this when she told jokes and I just thought damn she's not very good at this
>>34513332Now I think it means you like me, but when I was young I thought it meant you didn't like me. Either way I was also thinking of random fun facts or intimate things to talk about to try and make you like me more, or I'm trying to express disinterest while still trying to maintain friendship.
>>34513341This was my thought too.
>>34513340If you wanna stay then cross your fingers and steel your nevers because there's nothing YOU can do to change HER
>>34513339I like INVINCIBLE>>34513340NOTHING; BE EVEN MORE SECURE YOURSELF.
>>34513341Yeah that's the feeling I'm getting, of course it isn't true but I'm having a hard time expressing my interest
>>34513297Good. My HVAC guy's name is Luke. He has shaggy, dirty blonde hair, never wears sleeves, and drives a truck with a confederate flag on the back, and I would suck a fucking kidney stone out of him istg.>>34513303Old Jeeps used to be so good. They're like the only manufacturer that wasn't stunting in the 90's. Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Nissan, Honda, Toyota, and even fucking Hyundai were putting out some classics in the 90's. Jeep had none.>>34513339>Should I watch euphoria?No, season 3 has been weird and ass.
Girls, does a 5'5 ever have a chance?
Where do weird autist women that are 3/10s find men to date that aren't gay or predatory
Women, even if you defeag, beat up and knock down a man you still have no dick to rape him with. Isn't that humiliating?
I’m telling you bros, track your gfs cycle and learn the patterns. Foids will make so much more sense when you do.
lowkey happy i’m short, because, whenever I go out with a tall woman, the hugs always put my head in the right place.
>>34513363I thought it was impossible for short men to go out with women. Anon told me so.
>>34513363You may be short, and you may have gone out with a woman who's marginally taller than you, but you have never gone out with a woman a foot taller than you.
>>34513358Dive bars that serve cheap drinks at 11am. Because that dude has 2 divorces and a couple college degrees under his belt. Works from home most days, hits the gym with a buzz, and won’t judge you for your weird behavior if you don’t judge him for his as long as your down to do some drugs every once and a while and do kinky shit.
>>34513271>>34513295So it’s only acceptable to be a female asexual? It doesn’t seem fair that I’m judged for it. The girls who judge me wouldn’t even have sex with me if I was sexual
>>34513366Getting a single date is easy if you shamelessly swallow your pride and ask out enough women. There are enough women who will "give you a chance" for a single date.It's getting a committed long-term relationship that's just not happening.
>>34513356Sure, just take care of your appearance and be a pleasant person to be around.
>>34513356if this guy can get a wife, you can too>>34513358church
>>34513332she doesn't like me, it's over... I better stop talking to her
>>34513352If you're too nervous maybe you could tell some third person you both know reasonably well that you like him and let them pass it on? My brother's girlfriend did that and it worked for them.
>>34513268I'm scared to advertise myself as asexual because I'm scared that one day my hormones will magically rearrange themselves and I'll become hypersexual.But in the meantime... hey.
>>34513356i'm 5'0 so yeah, you'd still tower over me
>>34513371Well it's more peculiar to the Taliban than Islam in general, Iran is an Islamic theocracy and even they have a decently high amount of female doctors for example.
I hate gamblers and drug addicts
>>34513366I’ve been told I look like Hiro Hamada, so I guess it’s the cute rizz.
>>34513326God I hope I’m not dealing with this when I’m 50
My leg is a bit crippled today!
>>34513371>RedditFound your problem.
How do you heal vaginismus?
State gender.Do (You) have a date or hookup this weekend?
>open 4chan thread>moids posting offtopic tiktoks and youtube shorts and reddit threads and OF or e-celeb screencaps from twitterWhy are they like this?
>>34513321Go on another date. The mere presence of someone around you who actually enjoys your company will trigger some caveman reptile brain shit to make you forget about the last time.
>>34513389MNo, hopefully not. Can’t really do hookups
>>34513261They do. They're just usually also mentally ill.
>>34513390Because you weren't here to ask on-topic questions.
>>34513390Shut up cunt
>>34513389F no but I finally made some time to go out with friends
State gender. If people here knew you irl, do you think they'd like you? Would it depend on their gender?
>>34513387Depends on the root cause hun
>>34513390eternal summer, please understand
>>34513389Not this weekend, no. GF is on the rag. Gonna stay in and make her some dumplings and watch tv. Next weekend for sure, fancy Italian joint in the sick jacket she bought me and shooting some pool afterwards.
>>34513398You would like me
>>34513398MMaybe? I’m pretty different irl
Moids, is this you? What happened to this guy here man? He looks broken and beaten down.
>>34513405You just posted a two hour film.
>>34513398Nobody likes me. There’s something about my eyes or stare that’s offputting, or so I’ve heard. The only friends I have are old military buddies and they’re only my friends because trauma bonding lol.
>>34513398F, I think a good amount of people would like me well enough...I'm nicer and a good listener and am good at making people feel good about themselves apparently
>>34513389F, yes. Lots of fun planned.
The first thing I will do when I get back to my laptop is post some webms here
>>34513332I don't even have to try with girls anymore because I know if they don't maintain eye contact with me they aren't interested in me coming to talk to them
My male friends seem to become full of loathing when they see other men in relationships (with attractive women), but I just feel happy. Men, why are you like this?
>>34513414Fuck off.
>>34513417I will fuck on.
I got the 1/1 lenticular JH /atoga/ card
>>34513416It’s the flip side of the coin where women find a man more attractive if they see him with an attractive woman.
>>34513405>have no good experiences>stop expecting them>>34513416>resent those who do
>>34513398FNo but I wouldn’t like them either
>>34513369>It doesn’t seem fairThat's life retard, you should have learned this lesson ages ago
>>34513389MWill probably bang my wife after sending my horrible children away to a trampoline park for the night, tires them out and they're gone, it's great for everyone, the staff even feeds them dinner. God Bless trampoline parks, more important to this country than the armed forces.
>>34513405>i thought about this sex thing>first i have to be nice to her and then i'm expected to thrust my hips :(>also it would take the whole day if i tried this with a pretty girl <:'(Damn, men are suffering
>>34513269Leftovers from the night before if I can just pull them out and eat them (and I'll eat a lot of things cold so there's some options)Yogurt with honey and/or an overripe banana is quite nice.As far as good and cheap, oatmeal is a good option.
>>34513415>if they don't maintain eye contact with me they aren't interested in meEh, there's about a 50% chance that isn't true
>>34513398>If people here knew you irl, do you think they'd like you? M. Christ, no. >Would it depend on their gender?Not in the slightest.
>>34513426Based and dad pilled. Children are a nuisance to be tolerated because your woman has the bio urge to have them.
>>34513405man filming from car means means "I hate the society I find myself in"
>>34513389MIt's over with the one girl I was pursuing and went on a few dates with, and I think I'm gonna take some time to myself before I move on to the next. I need a foid detox, if you get my drift.
Women, how would you feel about a man who watches usually a movie a day? With or without you
Average femanon
Damn it react to my provocative posts. I need attention.
>>34513398M No I'm insanely ugly and a lifeless loser. The only way I can get people to like me is by being anonymous and lying about myself and my life.
>>34513405>I'm workingNope. I applied to 20 jobs over 2 weeks so far no replies.
>>34513421Yes but why is it the flipside? I'm a guy and I don't find any reason to be mad about other people being happy
I finally got a job interview. I'm so scared though, I haven't done one in 3 years. I'm afraid i won't know anything they ask. I'm so nervous
>>34513435I've never been to a church, a gym or a party
>>34513398M, the girls who are simple to please with kindness would think I'm ok, the girls who only like exciting people would find me a little boring, the guys who can find some way to relate with me would think i'm ok, the guys who don't won't care about me. So, meh overall
>>34513435bro tell me about it. I was talking to a guy I know at uni and he was telling me about this girl he had tried asking out and got a wall of text of "why she can't date him right now" and then showed me her instagram page. One tab of bible verses, another tab of gym thirst traps, including a fucking thirst trap with a bible verse slapped over it I shit you not. The catholic chicks are NOT alright.
>>34513439>10 apps a weekRookie numbers. Should be 30+.
>>34513444why do you let yourself be boring?
>>34513435imagine how hot it must be to have dinner with her and she spends it all just talking about christ and church stuff just for you to end up banging her asshole hours later.
When I decide to find a job it will take me less than a day
>>34513442Don't talk TOO much. Godspeed. High interest rates.
>>34513420Want me to sign it (with my butt)?
All bad things must come to an end.
>>34513436
If a woman doesn't appreciate this she isn't worth anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais
>>34513398MProbably.Many of the 4chan posters I've met outside of 4chan have been cringey spergs though so I may not like you.
>>34513436which one was it?
>>34513439>2 weeks>only 20 jobsAre you only applying in some niche field with only a few openings? You should be applying to like 10 jobs a day minimum
>>34513429You think so?I dunno, this is my current "gym crush," which I hate using as a term. I'd probably talk to her if she weren't a gym employee. She generally looks away when she passes by me so I'm assuming the answer is a preemptive no and I don't wanna switch gyms for at least another 4 months.
>>34513441Men judge other men by the woman on their arm. It’s why bimbos and trophy wives are a thing. They seethe because while they go back home to fuck their hand or some fat pig of a wife, this other dude gets to throat fuck a hottie.
>>34513387>How do you heal vaginismus?You often can't. Sometimes she can gradually acclimatise by starting with a very small, narrow dilator (dildo), and using gradually larger ones as she gets comfortable with each size. Training in the correct breathing and relaxation techniques can sometimes help. And there's an experimental treatment that uses Botox. But sometimes you just have to learn to live with it.
>>34513398MWe would all go bar hopping and have a good time.
>>34513405He's actually not bad looking. I mean he's dressed like shit, but he's got the kind of devil may care haircut that is attractive. He should be able to pull a 6/7 6/7 little hussie of some sort without expending too much effort. Maybe he is aiming too high?
>>34513399Anxiety?
>>34513461>>34513461This is fine
>>34513449Poverty
>>34513456Yeah
>>34513465>acclimatise
>>34513442Bring some water or ask for some water. When they ask a question and you need time to think of an answer, stall for time by drinking the water.
>>34513471I'm poor as shit but no one would call me boring
>>34513442You’re supposed to be constantly interviewing for jobs you don’t actually want. 1) to keep your interview skills up to snuff and 2) because even if you aren’t right for that position sometime down the line, they might call you back up for something else. I interview 3x a month and I’m very happy with my job and won’t leave.
This future anon sucks smell cock>>34513484
>>34513434That's too much for me, I'd hang out for a movie or two tho
>>34513371The Taliban is not an Islamic organisation, it's a Pashtun tribal organisation.
>>34513463nta and nag, unable to look in the eye sometimes means they're anxious to look in the eye someone they like or are attracted to, as I used to when I was younger
>>34513473Acclimate. Acclimated. Acclimatize. Acclimatized.
>>34513340Don't be avoidant.
How do I stop self harming?
I SUCK SMELL COCK
>>34513463I have the laser beam psycho stare and most women won’t look me in the eye when I talk to them.
>>34513478Woah
>>34513484Fucked up my post with your faggot attention whore bullshit. I hope you slash your arteries next time you low t beta pussy boy.
>>34513484determine why ur doing it in the first place
>>34513485execution
>>34513484Haha you smell cock
>>34513389>State gender.>Do (You) have a date or hookup this weekend?MAlmost doesn't seem real, but apparently I am hooking up. I'm so nervous and horny I couldn't fall asleep until 5am, and woke up 4 times to masturbate. I feel like I'm going insane.
Guys, why do you think modern men have stopped eating pussy? This is kind of a disconcerting trend we are now seeing
>>34513371>why tf are women so braindead holy fuckBecause they haven't had to live under it. They blame the US and Russia for the actions that led to Islamic fundamentalism gaining so much power in Afghanistan 40 years ago, but refuse to blame Islam today because they consider them a marginalized group because people in the US rightfully don't trust their ass backwards religion. Nevermind the fact that being an Atheist, gay, female, Christian, Jewish, and/or an apostate can get you killed in many Muslim countries besides Afghanistan. They need to live under Sharia for a year and then say with their chest how Islam isn't the problem.>>34513398>If people here knew you irl, do you think they'd like you?Probably not. I think most of the women here would.>>34513435Yeah, the best parties are on Fridays and Saturdays, then you go to gym in the morning to sober up before church. I swear, it's amateur hour in here or something.
>>34513269A decent muesli is good. Or you can go the cooked breakfast route: bacon, sausage, baked beans, hash browns, fried eggs, mushrooms, fried tomato, etc.
women what is your reaction when a man does something icky?
You guys really get all worked up over a singula broad? That’s wild. These captchas are harder to figure out than women.
I hate bum women so fucking much. At least bum men have to suffer for their own inaction, whereas bum women just sit on their asses and reap the rewards of simps and enablers.
>>34513495Her cat is gonna smell her snail trail on the counter and wonder where the tuna went.
are yall not allowed to post vids with audio here?
>>34513495What’s the point if they are all shaved nowadays?
>>34513495Idk, I love eating pussy
>>34513495Barf ew yuck ick
>>34513389>State gender.>Do (You) have a date or hookup this weekend?No. Wagie cagie, many such cases, sad!
>>34513503>>34513506Fucking hate summer
>>34513495Because most modern women are fat and fat girl pussy tastes and smells like shit. Take care of yourself, hit the gym, and stop eating garbage.
>>34513502M, my guess is they try not to interact with them anymore or in a positive manner that women tend to do
>>34513495You some nasty hoes, nobody going there with y'all
>>34513398>State gender. If people here knew you irl, do you think they'd like you? Would it depend on their gender?No, probably the same people that talk bad behind my back.
>>34513511That says a lot about you. Miserable wet noodle pale as a ghost
>>34513495>why do you think modern men have stopped eating pussy?Modern pussies taste bad.
Moids, we're freaking exhausted from dating. None of you are dating with intention. Why do you even ask us out of all we are going to do is this stupid surface level convo dance all night?
>>34513495Modern women have a diet of Starbucks, Taco Bell, and grain slop. Eat more fruit ladies, and men would enjoy going down on you more.
>>34513495Have they?I enjoy it.
State genderWhy do you respond to the TikTok baiter?
MenHow would you feel if you found out a woman had hired female and trans escorts in the past?
>>34513512What if she just freshly showered and cleaned up? How does it taste and smell like shit?
>>34513520So glad I don't have to date American women
Women, do you think men would like eating your pussy out? Would it feel nice and taste good or tolerable enough?Men, do you think women would like sucking your cock? Would it feel nice and [the cum] taste good or tolerable enough?Any good reviews
>>34513517You guys are fish in a barrel
>>34513451yeah I said the same thing and no job so far
>>34513519Do foids really believe fake eyelashes look good?
>>34513502>women what is your reaction when a man does something icky?Icky how? I saw a guy lick his fingers to take out money. I forced myself not make any weird faces. Tbh women do it too.
>>34513484>How do I stop self harming?Contact your local BDSM community, and find a competent sadist. They will know how to inflict endless amounts of pain on you without leaving a scar.
>>34513526My cock smells pretty bad from chronic and frequent masturbation
>>34513522Kek you get so mad don't you? Why not just ignore it?
>>34513523As long as she didn't catch anything, idgaf. Would be curious to hear about the experience
>>34513527*sinks my teeth into your tender thigh*
>>34513526>Women, do you think men would like eating your pussy out? Would it feel nice and taste good or tolerable enough?Yes, I have really good health. I drink a lot of water too.
>>34513519Maybe she should stop dating fuckboys.Maybe she should stop looking like a woman that wants to date fuckboys.
>>34513535How gay of you
>>34513533That's not an answer to my question. Why respond to the same exact unoriginal bait?
>>34513523i wouldnt date a homosexual, sorry
>>34513522I didn't, but this isn't an adv thread, but more a social one even if it isn't supposed to be. Simple fodder to type about as long as it piques their interest
>>34513522I don't respond and I've even stopped posting my own favorite videos because I don't want people to think I'm them.
>>34513538*rips out a chunk* now with your meat in my mouth I am as gay (happy) as one can be.
>>34513526>Men, do you think women would like sucking your cock? Would it feel nice and [the cum] taste good or tolerable enough?Preferences vary. But my current gf absolutely adores it - even more than fucking. She uses the word "perfect" a lot in that context.
>>34513541I guess, but it's always the same shit and the most obvious bait you can think of.
>>34513524Nah, even if she’s freshly washed and cleansed it’s tolerable because it doesn’t smell or taste like anything. A woman who takes care of herself physically is on a whole other level, it’s some pheromones thing. My gf is in great shape and doesn’t eat garbage. Actually got me to curb how much garbage I ate. And Ho-Lee-Fuck her pussy is like crack to me, drives me insane like a feral animal. Face comes up looking like a glazed donut.
>>34513522Because I'm a newfag
>>34513481I guess that's true. I've seen those tiktoks where the girl's like "me with my guy friends vs me with the guy I like" where they're super friendly vs cold and avoidant. Maybe the solution is to be friendly to all of the employees at the gym like I used to (all but one of them have since quit) so it doesn't feel awkward to talk to just one girl. Having one conversation isn't gonna shoot me in the foot though. I talked to one girl who worked there because she was at the machine next to mine, and after that I haven't spoken to her since but it's not awkward or anything.
>>34513391I wish man. It takes about 3-4 months if I’m lucky to find someone else, last year I only had 4 dates the whole year
Not being to look someone in the eyes means you were raised wrong and are very rude. Pathetic
not being upfront about having a small penis in dating should be seen like a taboo on the level of catfishing and lying about being 6'5 when you're 5'8
State genderWhats the worst that has ever happened to you on discord?What's the worst 4chan discord server you were on?If you have never been on discord, you need not reply.
>>34513463Of course you have to consider other factors specific to each situation, eye contact isn't the only indication someone likes you. I just think eye contact is a low sensitivity sign so to speak
>>34513526If she's okay with not large dick, mine is sorta mid. So it probably isn't as "fun" to suck as a big one, but it is comfortable enough to suck for a while. I've put a banana of the same size in my mouth to try it out. No one has told me that I taste like candy, obviously, but I think it's to be expected. I haven't ever tried the tricks people online have mentioned like pineapple
>>34513555Worst discords I've ever had with posters were about religion
>>34513481>>34513550oh I should add I've looked at her and smiled when she made eye contact in the past and got like a half-smile back, so her avoiding eye contact is I think more of a negative indicator now.
Foids, what communication do you prefer when it's time to suck some cock?>1. "Suck that dick, bitch!">2. "Babe, take out my cock and suck it">3. "I want a blowjob">4. Gently guides you to your knees and unzips pants>5. Puts your hair in a pony tail and forces your head down
>>34513548How's it taste when she eats meat or fish or dairy?
>>34513553Wtf is this English
>>34513555MI used to be an admin for a pretty big hookup server for my country and it got really bad with some of the bullying, but nothing bad has ever really happened to me >What's the worst 4chan discord server you were on?The one I used to admin
>>34513563ETL
>>34513523>How would you feel if you found out a woman had hired female and trans escorts in the past?Wait, so like the Elliot Paige type of trans?
>>34513532This is my developing fetish.
>>34513558Like cult recruitment or what was the shtick?
>>34513555Lmfao
Should buy the switch 2 now before the price increase? or should i wait for the zelda switch 2 later in the year... (and take the price increase)?
>>34513561Anything disrespectful or painful that we didn't discuss first is an immediate no.
>>34513568I meant discords as in arguments. I was joking but now that I think about it there was this muslim guy that added me from league of legends and tried to convert me
>>34513495I'd rather fuck a tranny than eat a pussy
M for all>>34513273I gave up 90% of the sweetened drinks I consumed. It did wonders for my dental health>>34513332He's thinking about the roman empire>>34513371>Reddit>That subreddit in particularThose women are "built different">>34513389Nope. Won't do hookups out of principle and I'm still working on my own mental and physical health>>34513398I'm a sarcastic ass on the internet but an eccentric wallflower in real life. I find that people either project their insecurities on to me, ignore me, or enjoy my quiet presence so realistically it could go any way. I've gotten along with both men and women so I don't think gender would play a significant part in it.
>>34513553my dad was scary :(
>>34513567Why
>>34513566No mtf
Women, how much time do you usually spend on grooming when you go into a date or casual meetup expecting to gate laid?
>>34513575Die in a fire asap
>>34513531That violates the sane part of safe, sane, and consensual. Self hatred isn't a good reason to participate in kink.
>>34513572If he says babe first and doesn't call you a bitch or slut, do you consider that disrespectful?
>>34513580what did he do to you?
>>34513579>grooming
>>34513570Just get a better pc
>>34513555>Whats the worst that has ever happened to you on discord?We became best friends and talked for years until one day I was unexpectedly ghosted.
>>34513575Put on a name so I can filter you
>>34513431I like the children but people need breaks. I have a history degree and I've read a ridiculous amount of first person accounts from too many cultures. My take is that a lot of religions and cultures have at least quarterly events to distract kids and give parents a chance to get drunk/high away from them and fuck. I've considered writing a book on this, but Christians hate the idea that Christians in the past might've had sex, and pagans/atheists hate the idea that pagans in the past might've had kids.
>>34513574Lmao faggot
>>34513570Just buy now so when the game you want comes out you'll already have it anyway.At the very least, you can pass the time with some GameCube games or DK Bananza
>>34513574I don't think the question was about gay men.
>>34513563My sentence is fine I just forgot to add “able”
>>34513579Between showering, doing my hair, doing my makeup, getting dressed, and trimming the hedges, it usually takes about 2 - 3 hours.
>>34513563nta, this ain't exactly the website to share about your proficiency in english or lack thereof. If you're confused about something, be specific or ask AI
men, how far would you go with a woman that look like this? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of procreation?women, how do you compare to this women, do you think you are more or less attractive than her?why:
>>34513578Oh, no, I'm not comfortable with that.
>>34513598practice gf maybe
>>34513554I don't date. Easier for everyone that way.
Foids, do you really think this is the one thing we don't talk about enough?
>>34513574gay, but you know, good for you if that's what you want
>>34513562Specific diet doesn’t really matter from my experience. She’s really good about portion control and I think that’s the thing. Also she’s on point with the exercise routine to where she’s bugging me to get out of bed to hit the weights at 6 am. It varies a bit depending on time of the month obviously, but goddamn 3 days after her period is over smells like pure sexual chloroform. I could pass out huffing her even if she’s been sweaty and unwashed all day. Woof.
>>34513596NTA. Do you "femscape" the day of? I always figured it'd be the day before.
>>34513587My pc is already fine>>34513593Kinda wanted the cool zelda version. But is it worth an extra $50? idk
>>34513598nope.png
>>34513598I'd just be friends.
>>34513598If she's kind we could be good friends
>>34513598MThat’s a slampig
>>34513598She is really fucking big. If she sat on your face it would be lights out.
>>34513607haha benis
>>34513598MShe's a bit heavy, but seeing those hips tells you that ass is probably exquisite.
>>34513577My bf recently let me blow him before he showered and it was pretty hot.
>>34513598FMore, I’m healthy
>>34513598Wait a second... Has the anon that spams those tiktoks been the ">how far would you go with a woman that look like this?" poster this whole time??
>>34513456WRONGhttps://youtu.be/Kou3MoGuvEM
>>34513495
>>34513596That seems like a lot of prep time. This is like Batman planning all his countermeasures prep time.
>>34513598Would slam this pig
>>34513598Friends
need a boysmell addicted gf
>>34513584No, but a guy I'm blowing would know I don't like that sort of pet name.
>>34513570It has no games.
>>34513598MDated a girl like this once, not a fat one, but one personality wise, even looked close to her above the neck, worst decision of my life. Never again, not in a million years.
>>34513413Threesome?
>>34513598MI love fat women that still somehow dont have fat faces. Yes im black
>>34513622You mean MAN smell.
>>34513495I haven't stopped and I don't particularly care what preferences other men have.
>>34513614That's fucked up but mine is way worse
>>34513524>>34513562If she eats a lot of sugars, grains, and processed foods it tastes and smells bad because of the yeast. It's no different from how a high fruit diet on men makes our cum and BO much sweeter.
>>34513602Foids will complain about not having a man to lift heavy boxes and not even consider letting a lesbian bodybuilder tie them in knots in exchange for household labor.
>>34513614does your bf's frequent masturbation make it smell better?
>>34513598Depends on overall personality, but she low key kinda cute. I'm not really into fatties, but she's not so bad. She has the body of a mother, though maybe 20 years too early
>>34513495I love eating pussy
>>34513489Because I'm losing my mind and can't cope with stress anymore so I take it out on myself. It's not for attention, I only tell people on 4chan.I slashed myself like 40 times yesterday and it looks really bad but I've done it before and it doesn't leave scars because the razorblades I use are quite small.
>>34513555MAround 2020, on the Open Fortress, a TF2 sourcemod, official discord server I witnessed the full process of trans eggshell grooming real-time.There was this brazillian teen, I think he was around 18. Cool guy, very talented 3d artist. Homewever, from day to day, week to week, he started speaking differently, more "zestier". He began posting more lewd fetishy stuff, even created a fat fursona OC. When the commons of the server started to notice this sudden shift, we realized that one trans guy on the server was grooming him.It was like seeing a baby duck fall into an alligator pit.Tragic story, really..
What is the point of this? What is he supposed to do with all these women?
>>34513640What is this porn?
>>34513633My question was over the sulfur, not the sugars. He already mentioned she doesn't eat trash
>>34513456Everything beginsand everything has an endThen we have to think that sadness also goes away, goes awayIt's gone
>>34513627Yeh.
>>34513624He knows because you told him? Like what do you like to be called?
I cant wait for lock down 2!!! God i miss how quiet every where was
GenderHave you ever used a vacuum hose or a pool jet to masturbate?
>>34513638how do cuts on skin relieve stress? serious question
>>34513647I have not
>>34513640Please fuck off and stop posting.
Women, how far would you go with a guy that look like this? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of procreation?Men, how do you compare to this man, do you think you are more or less attractive than him?why:
>>34513641No. This was a virgin leftist that was very Feminist and Aella brought some of her friends to show support of him and reward him.
>>34513640Impregnate them probably.
>>34513598I'm not as fat as her and I think I'm prettier but she looks way more confident and probably has a bf
>>34513652I'm better looking than this guy but maybe he has more rizz than me and gets more bitches
>>34513614Gross. Why not in the shower instead?
>>34513648nta but it releases endorphins
>>34513611why wouldn't you want that tho?
>>34513652Men will literally show up to a date dressed like this. His beard also looks stupid.
>>34513646There's not going to be a lockdown, hantavirus doesn't spread from person to person except rarely and only from close personal contact.
>>34513638man, my scars are very visible but that's because I cut very deeply, thankfully no one can see them. hope you can find a healthier way to cope
>>34513652If he's a 6, then I'm a 6.5
>>34513648They don'tI just have nowhere else to funnel the stress that's accumulating inside me so I self destruct
>>34513640Two on the dick and balls, one rims him from behind, one gives a foot massage, one gives a shoulder massage, the last one dirty talks in his ear and supplies him with more weed, alcohol, and viagra.
>>34513626what was wrong with her?
feels nice to be the tallest guy in the room :)however it doesn't feel nice when there is someone taller than me :(
>>34513646nah, bro.i gotta bang the uni huzz.can't let a lockdown take this away from me.
>>34513663Sorry to hear that anonThank you, this could just be a phase
>>34513645Exactly, I make it clear. I like being called by my name. That directness is what I'm into.
>>34513665was this a learned activity, like you heard about people cutting online so you thought, >ooh good idea, or was this something natural that you developed independently? Like, noone taught me how to jack off, I did it cause it felt nice.what's stressin you out in life rn?
>>34513652We look pretty similar except I wear glasses and my hair is longer
>>34513598I’d fuck her, I guess. That gunt is sus
>>34513668Glad I'm 6'5, not sure how I'd fuck without it.
>>34513635I don't know if it's "frequent", but I do think that him being horny and touching himself before I come over adds something to the experience.>>34513647F. Obviously.>>34513658I have a thing against shower sex and wasting water.
>>34513598>women, how do you compare to this women, do you think you are more or less attractive than her?Yes >why:Because I'm not obese.>>34513604>Do you "femscape" the day of?Usually just trim the excess. I like my bush, but it needs to be presentable. Same with moids trimming their beard to even it up.>>34513619About half is my hair. If I'm straightening it, it will take even longer.>>34513647FYes, I pressed my pussy up against a pool jet as a kid and got a UTI because of it.>>34513652>how far would you go with a guy that look like this?To court to testify against him.
>>34513678>F. ObviouslyNTA, how does a clit survive that much suction?
>>34513598That is too fat for my taste
>>34513657He's trans nowHonestly, I think it was for the best
>>34513598Eh, her appearance wouldn't be a major barrier to me marrying that. I'm skeptical about the artwork, the state of her apartment, the paper lantern over the kitchen light is a huge red flag.
>>34513674I can't remember where I first learned of self harm but it was probably online, although I've seen people irl with self harm scars before.>whats stressin you out?School is hard, no gf, spending too much money, the news makes me sad, no friends (I have friends but I moved away and can only call them now), scared of death, scared of my future
>>34513652Beard and hairstyle is giving me the ick
>>34513684The real change was that she lost weight and got a sense of style she put effort into. She looks pretty
How can i get a woman to suck my dick before i turn 28 in October?
>>34513680Oh shit, I held my wife against a pool jet this morning
What have bearded men got to hide? Why are they so undisciplined? At least show us your chin.
>>34513689Any man can get a fat woman
>>34513598is it toxic that if I liked her personality and stuff, I'd try to date her and also try to make her have a healthier lifestyle?I don't want to feel like i'm trying to invest or something.Is dating someone with the intention of changing them on a fundmental level toxic?
>>34513682I should've clarified I meant the pool jet, not the vacuum.
why did god give me a big dick but he also gave me autism? I can't even use my penis so what's the point?
>>34513691I had a beard for like 5 years until I lost enough weight to have a jawline.
>>34513598Too much weight for me but pretty otherwise
>>34513695I know the feeling man
>>34513691I have a beard because I don't want to see how fat my face is in the mirror
>>34513686damn bro, sry bout that. Gettign a community is prob the best way to get out of the rut. Try and make new friends and a new gf and shit. Hope it works out for ya
*vacuum seals your pussy shut *
>>34513695You're a morality tale for future generations, like Narcissus. >Anon had the biggest dick there ever was>but he was so egotistical he refused to talk to women for fear of being mildly embarrassed
>>34513701Thank you <3
>>34513690Just clean properly afterwards and make sure the pool isn't too heavily chlorinated. It fucks up PH balance.
>>34513642I can tell you what our diet looks like. It’s a couple eggs in the morning after our workout with a couple cups of black coffee before the workout. Tuna, turkey, or chicken sandwhich for lunch, and a bit of beans and rice with some meat sauce drizzled over it. That’s through the work week. Fridays we’ll get loaded off gin and tonics, a few shrimp tacos from the local Mexican joint and screw. Saturdays are cheat days and we’ll get a single slice of pizza and a few beers/ciders. Sundays are sushi or reheating leftovers from the week to nibble on and pounding fruit/vegetable juice. Like I said, it’s portion control. We don’t eat a whole lot in terms of calories and we smash the gym 4-6 days a week with a weight training routine.
>>34513700How about instead of growing a beard you grow some confidence.
>>34513691Can't grow a beard, but recently someone took a photo from below, and coincidentally I was in the picture and saw that my head was lowered down a little, but it made me look like I had a double chin. Super ugly ugh. Reminder to keep my head up more often
>>34513389>Do (You) have a date or hookup this weekend?M. Yes, but honestly I can't tell which it is yet?
>>34513691Can't grow one so everyone can admire my overbite and pitiful chin
>>34513601good unfortunately you are in the minority with regards to understanding that fact
>>34513695We're proof that he has a sense of humor
>>34513691Because I spent 10 years as a zogbot shaving every day and promised I’d never be clean faced again.
>>34513710I'd trust you over a bearded man any day.
>>34513714What's it matter if the truth is ugly
>>34513703no! it's not like that, I don't refuse to talk to women, I'm just too dumb to continue the conversation, by some miracle I got a gf in middleschool but we never had sex
>>34513687The hair is that bad? What's wrong with it?
Me and femanon
>>34513713Why not go live in some cave Ted? Shave!
>>34513712where is the funny? I'm not laughing :(
>>34513715Not as ugly as a lie can be.
how is forgiving and forgetting supposed to heal my soul? this is stupid how is that going to undo all the trauma?
>>34513673So he just addresses you by name and says it's time to suck sock.
Women, you're super horny at the moment and want a dick in your mouth. Would it feel better if it were larger or smaller? What's the best horny-size for you?
>>34513722It releases the bind
>>34513691my beard color is a light, rusty reddish color and i think its cool that my beard is a different color than my normal hair so i grow it for that reason
>>34513719>live in a caveI kinda do. I have a fully remote wfh job now and almost never leave my apartment. Every 6 months or so I’ll clean myself up and fire up a dating app or hit the local bar to try to get some strange but then I’ll go back into hermit mode once the novelty wears off or the woman sees through the mask and realizes what a pathetic mess I am.
>>34513725not really I've tried it, it's just empty words and my memory won't get deleted just by deciding to forgive. it's pointless
>>34513723Honestly he doesn't even say much, I'm usually the one engaging. But when he wants something specific he'll ask, not demand.
>>34513722Forgive, let go of the emotions. They are what keeps you stuck. But do not forget. Learn from the experience.
>>34513722Forgive. Never forget.
>>34513554>not being upfront about having a small penis in dating should be seen like a taboo How often does that happen?>on the level of catfishing and lying about being 6'5 when you're 5'8When I traveled from the U.S to Europe, I changed the units on my profile to centimeters, but absentmindedly put the same value for my height as if it were in inches. Apparently 70cm men aren't very popular.
>>34513730>I'm usually the one engaging.ntalucky bastard
>>34513729It won’t get deleted, no. It’s always etched into you. Forgiveness is about letting go of the spectre around it so it can close
>>34513722I don't know if forgiving and forgetting are both always possible.I'd argue not.But one thing that can help is acceptance that something happened. It gets rid of the frustration that you can't redo (in a better way) or undo something.It depends a bit on what happened, but acceptance helps imo.
>>34513583Self harm frequently isn't about self hatred nearly as much as it is simply about releasing endorphins via pain.
Blood letting is a medically viable treatment. You're just a self taught medical doctor.
>>34513731>>34513738well how does one let go of emotions? I just can't do it>>34513739>But one thing that can help is acceptance that something happened.I can do that but it really doesn't help much
>>34513717It looks childish
>>34513742>Blood letting is a medically viable treatment.It's not 1142 anymore.
this thread isn't safe anymore, it's making me want to cut again...
>>34513742Evil post
>>34513746>can do that but it really doesn't help muchThen I don't think you have really accepted it, if you are still having iasues with it.
Do you think early human women would sling period blood clots at their enemies?
>>34513749Oh lol indeed it is not. I thought it went without saying that leeches are to be applied not blades.
>>34513724>Women, you're super horny at the moment and want a dick in your mouth.
Women, rate this position on a scale of 1 to 10
>>34513752Uneducated fool.
Bitches on my dick. Money on my mind.
>>34513722Forgiving means giving yourself permission to let go of old emotional injuries. It means no longer actively holding on to it within your heart. It's still going to be there, but it's going to be a low priority within your self image and it opens your body up to overwriting that memory with something else.
>>34513724Large. Probably not going to work well and that’s part of the fun
>>34513759>>34513755This is the kind of stupid bs Swiss would usually say, but you type properly.
>>34513759No I'm serious. In the context of this thread, this was a very evil post.
>>34513652I’m definitely more attractive than you and I’m not being mean or narcissistic. You need to lose a good 30-50 lbs and get some clothes that fit. I’m saying from a place of brotherly love, you are fat, and you actually have an attractive face under that fat. Lose it and watch how your world changes.
*plaps you*Oops, sorry, haha!*plaps you again*:^)
>>34513746Assuming there is no redemption for whoever did it to you, it's better to just realize you don't care and that it is in the past. It feels like a raw deal, like you are owed more, like they "won", but they are winning even harder if you are losing sleep over it with no end in sight
>>34513764Call me Dr. Cheddar
>>34513757For intimacy: 9For sex: 3
>>34513757Guy looks fat
>>345137572. nothing is getting accomplished in that position
>>34513761>Fuck bitches get nigga>Nigga money haiiiihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjKg3mHZHNw
>>34513746>well how does one let go of emotions? I just can't do itThere is a technique which shows good results in studies. It basically consists of journaling the events or things for a couple of weeks. I don't remember the specifics, but I think it is something like this:On day one, you write the experience and feelings, etc. Even if it's hard, you have to push through. I think there's a timer, like 15 minutes or so. On day 2 you try to rewrite what you wrote on day 1 but from memory. Then one week later repeat the same as day 1 and so on.The idea is to "depersonalize" the memories. What you are doing with repetition is to detach the emotions from the memories, you essentially turn them into a mental image with no emotions attached.
>>34513772Dicklet detected.
>>34513756plap
Risky public sex with femanon!
>>34513765
>>34513749Bloodletting is still the standard treatment for hemochromatosis!
>>34513778I'm also kind and compassionate
>>34513776Compelling argument
>>34513779>BloodlettingNo, that's blood removal.Bloodletting is outdated stupid shit.
>>34513640Taking turns pegging him.
>>34513766Retard lol
>>34513782which side of this is the male and which side is the female?
>>34513746The psychopathic answer is you consider everyone around you to be NPCs who are simply following their programming. Your problems are a result of you not being able to predict, plan, and act to anticipate their eventual actions. You control the universe around you, not them. It’s not their fault you failed to understand them.
>>34513741What's the percentage breakdown?
>>34513753>if you are still having iasues with it.well yeah because the trauma still affects me to this day of course I'm having issues letting go>>34513768> like they "won", but they are winning even harder if you are losing sleep over it with no end in sightI guess that's one way to look at it>>34513774i could try that maybe
>>34513640This guy says he's not gonna be the father of his children btw
>>34513786Yes
>>34513751Just leave
>>34513787I like the way you think
>>34513781You are also kind of an ass? Lol I knew that
>>34513770why not both?
Let’s say, hypothetically, I ate 300g of saturated fat today.
>>34513789>i could try that maybeHope it works
>>34513790Is it a racial thing?
What does a clit feel like?
>>34513781
*pushes your "reset button" and turns you into my little cumslut*
>>34513777Mmm I wanna do that with >him.
>>34513804You always remind me of that slime I hate (You)
I miss when atoga was dead
EVIL
>>34513807When was that?
>>34513789>well yeah because the trauma still affects me to this day of course I'm having issues letting goThen you haven't reached acceptance yet.What the other anon said, writing your emotions down, is something that has helped me too. It lets you reflect on difficult issues and basically have a discourse with yourself. Rereading and reevaluating that after some time is a good idea, it lets you pick out which feelings are valid or invalid, productive or unproductive
oh good the indian fetishist is here
>>34513722>how is that going to undo all the traumaNothing will. You can't undo what has happened.Emotional trauma is like physical trauma. There's always going to be a scar there no matter what you do.Constantly picking at it though is only going to make it worse. Clean it out, bandage it up and leave it the fuck alone.
>>34513803Im a dude, wtf
>>34513789I found a better summary of the process:Write about most traumatic/difficult experience in lifeEnsure you're prepared to deal with this experienceWrite for 15-30 minutes 4 writing sessions (one a week or 4 in one week)Don't stop writingIgnore grammar and errorsInclude: >Facts about the event>How you felt about said event and how you feel now>Any associations with the eventReview each writing session one week later Mark the words that reflect negative and/or positive emotions across the 4 writing sessionsNormal to feel negative emotions immediately after or following writing sessionsRecommended to do earlier in the day and not before going to sleep
>>34513806*traumatizing you continuously for the meme*
>>34513787Kek
>>34513819It feels like that scene from “Clockwork Orange„
Why did the guy soliciting on my street decide to come knock a second time? It's dinner time fuck off
I love the way you put it on your eyes
>>34513811>>34513813>>34513818thanks anons, this might actually help a bit, I hope so at least
>>34513775Yep, I’m a woman
>>34513829Ewww nasty yuck ickkyyyyyyyyy BARF!!!!
>>34513824What's for dinner
can drawing be therapeutic?
>>34513807I miss when I was dead
>>34513828Hope it works <3
>>34513828Good luck.Ranting about it on 4chan can also help a bit at times when you are especially frustrated.Though it's obviously not something that will help you mid- or longterm. But it's better than maybe doing something more stupid.
>>34513829COOTIES
I wish I was dead
>>34513815Getting a day ban for trolling outside of /b/ is one of my proudest moments on the 'chan
>>34513832Yes. You're allowed to abuse art supplies.Smashing crayons and coloring aggressively.
>>34513832Anything can be.
>>34513831Just some black beans and rice. I had a big lunch.>>34513839I once got a month-long global ban for insulting Elon Musk on /pol/ lol
>>34513688she?
>>34513837I wish I had the will to live
>>34513837>>34513846Double it and give it to the next person.
/atoga/ roguelike
>>34513652>Men, how do you compare to this man, do you think you are more or less attractive than him?>why:I'm more attractive than he is. I'm built pretty similarly to him, but I dress better and have a better haircut and facial hair.I also didn't troon out.
>>34513848I can't give up though :(
>>34513849I recently bought a computer without a ten key for the first time and finally had to learn how to play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup and NetHack without one
She looks like the real thing
>>34513854Sounds like a challenge
>>34513834thanks!>>34513835yeah I've done it before but it just makes me sound like a crazy person I feel>>34513840but I want to actually draw or pain something not just break stuff>>34513841hmm because I draw sometimes and I do feel better afterwards but maybe I was thinking of trying to draw how I feel or whatever (if that makes any sense) I've tried it before but it looks like something a person with schizophrenia would draw
>>34513855But what does she taste like?
>>34513852Make someone else give up.
>>34513652I don't want kids but would marry if we got along and he licked the bean and picked up after himself and didn't lie or cheat or try to pressure me into sex acts I don't like. Would marry the tranny version as well if my parents weren't alive and homophobic
>>34513845We affirm gender identities here, chud.
>>34513820You can kek all you want but this is exactly how most corpo types in the C-suite think. People are driven by want and desire. And if you know what someone truly wants and desires then you have, to some degree, the ability to control them. The truly depressing thing is that most people want and desire the same things. Stability, love, a full belly. Caveman shit really. Learn how to either offer someone one of those things OR take them away and you have them. Oh, did I say the quiet part out loud? lol sorry.
>>34513859But it's ok to break stuff for art.Alriiiight. What do you wanna paint? A lil pepe? A frawg? Those gay toads?
Remember facebook and dragon cuty? And that other game called age if empure os tieofbgkvh od rocorbeisovheheidkf ekslcnc doelsbfb
>>34513860Shit
>>34513856I'm braver than the troops, yes
I’m so tired of being depressed all the time
>>34513822Like lower right corner, right?
I'm curious. For the /atoga/ns that play videogames, what is the absolute worst community for a game you've ever been a part of?
>>34513873Left*****(fml)
>>34513874FWoW. It's so fucking toxic.
All that I’d ever see all that I’d ever believe is through
>>34513870Stop chewing plastic
>>34513874PokemonJust kidding, I've never been part of a gaming community. That seems like too much work for me.
>>34513873>>34513876Yes that one. Chill girlfriend
>>34513874Everskies I got banned for indirectly calling someone a monkey
>>34513688Reminder that Autogynephilia is the primary cause of "mtf" transgenderism.
>>34513874I've never joined a community. Worst I've played in was Counter Strike
>>34513874MDefinitely /v/
>>34513874Rainbow six siege.
>>34513883Who cares? I imagine the majority of men do everything in their lives for sex and fetish reasons anyway
Men will fuck anything
>tfw no WoW gf
>>34513888Not me.
>>34513874League of Legends and Team Fortress 2
>>34513874Gta lobbies.
>>34513888I won't fuck you ew
>>34513890You would if you could
>>34513889I don't imagine you'd have to try very hard to find a girlfriend in retail WoW, surely?
>>34513888No.
>>34513887>Who cares?Probably the women incarcerated with male rapists in female prisons.
>>34513874MHelldivers 2 it is the only community that i can say with total confidence is almost always wrong when arguing with the developers on design changes. Helldivers players deserve to be squished in a giant hydraulic press and turned into goop so they can be used as industrial machine lubricant.
>>34513874Crusader Kings 2. The community was my own siblings. Including 2 sisters. If I am ever in power somehow I'm going to invade Afghanistan again and destroy everything related to Zunbils.
>>34513895I really wouldn't. I've been celibate for years and have turned down multiple women in that time.I don't have any interest in sex outside of a serious relationship
Do any of u guise want to play Monsters & Memories with me in October
>>34513888So why aren't the best looking actors and models fucking you?
>>34513905no
>>34513874OSRS
>>34513908wah I crine
>>34513898Big surprise, guys are degenerate and will rape everyone and everything everywhere given a chance. I doubt the victims give a shit about their rapists' AGP
>>34513905>subscription mmoNo
>>34513905What is that?
>>34513909OSRS players terrify me
>>34513900Yeah I've actually experienced a majority of my sexist encounters in Helldivers 2. Moids will dc or team kill mic'd women on purpose.
>>34513913i googled I might maybe
>>34513874Stardew Valley discord.
>>34513913EverQuest clone made by some ex-EQ devs with a UI as simple as WoW's and some MUD mechanicsI like MMOs but never seem to get interested in them until they've been "solved", so I'm looking forward to trying that one
>>34513896Preferably irl
>>34513874Left 4 Dead, somehow. That's a game I'll only every play with people I actually know.
>>34513918Sounds interesting. I've never played an mmo
>>34513888Then why won't some guys go fuck themselves?
>>34513923I've played a fair amount of WoW and FFXIV, but the prospect of hanging out in a 3D fantasy chatroom appeals to me much more than grinding and leveling, so I feel left wanting by most MMOs.I'm hoping to find what I want out of the genre in M&M.
I need to sleep. If it's going to rain it might as well rain during the night stupid weather
>>34513922Now that I think about it the last time I played l4d2 with randos it was actually worse than conterstrike
so how was your day?
>>34513888>>34513911What causes this belief?
>>34513927They're the most uptight community in any video game I've ever encountered. They don't seem to be aware that they're playing a party game
>>34513928I saw a bobcat.
women is this what you like?>>>/v/738487569
>>34513928I had icecream. Told the landlord I won't be back yet so he can fuck off. Had juice had some chicken and some cake. Toom a bath shaved and done
>>34513928Very lazy. I took the day off to do chores and pet my cats. Not a bad day at all.
>>34513930Knowing menBeing approached by menLooking at statisticsReading male opinionsReading news about men
>>34513928Fridays are my rest days. I woke up at 2:30 and haven't left my house since, nor do I plan to except maybe for a 30-60 minute walk around midnight.
yay im unbanned, i missed u guys
>>34513269I don't, I fast till lunch.
>>34513911If what you say is true, then we should definitely keep them out of women's prisons.
>>34513941Doesn't that make lunch when you break fast?
>>34513928Shit.Wfh, meaning I had all the time in the world to be alone with my thoughts. Then I cooked some burritos and started coding. It's 2 AM, I've been on my phone for an hour, and tomorrow I have to go out and be social with colleagues.
>>34513937>Being approached by menSorry, I didn't realize that was harassment until recently
>>34513947S-shut up
I love approaching women and making them feel uncomfortable but then they find me funny and ask me out in a date and beg of me to see them again and marry them. I don't have time for that I have other women to make feel uncomfortable
My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.
>>34513874Ready Or Not with the boys, but only because I'm the odd one out in my group.
>>34513949This is why I could never work from home. I'd go nuts.
>>34513945Why do men get so obsessed over niche cases like this? Do you think tranny on woman prison rapes more common than straight male on female partner rapes or father on daughter rapes?
>>34513960I might get upgraded to 100% remote soon. If so I'll have to move closer to a gym so I don't go stir crazy.
Old man and the thread
>>34513928Lonely
>>34513940What were you banned for
>>34513963They think all women are woke progressives and are incapable of understanding that women can have nuanced political opinions.
It isn't just that foids want a civil war with men, it's that the genuinely believe that they would win such a thing. How can they be so delusional?
What do you think of the current state of the USA?
>>34513954*hits u with shovel*
>>34513974>They think all women are woke progressivesPretty accurate from what I can tell, I've never met a woman within the same star system as my chudness.
>>34513928WerkedHad a iceberry redbull and it was yummy. I love blue raspberry. Then I also had a blueraz wawa smoothie. Totally forgot lunch existed.
>>34513977Girls need to hit the range more and they could win.>>34513978It's good. Accelerate.
Women give me SO much attention when I perform subtle bulge posing. They're really quite shameless
I liked both fallout 3 and fnv but fnv had better endings than three
>>34513978Flawed, but it's better than most places. I shall now wait for cucked self-hating Americans and insecure Europeans to get mad at me.>>34513981Let me guess "If she doesn't hate Jews blacks and gays, she's woke"?
>>34513986The show was better than both
>>34513987You forgot muslims.
>>34513978I still like Americans and the states, but I’m not sure if the USA can survive this.I don’t see how anyone is supposed to trust DC ever again after what they’ve been up to for the last sixty years.
>>34513988Show? Don't know what you are talking about
thanks everyone for telling me about your day! :)
>>34513977All they need to do is show bob and vegeta and every man will kneel
>>34513993It's the best thing Fallout since the OG games
Is it birth control thats making women hate men?
>>34513928>so how was your day?I ate like half a rotisserie chicken and cried a little because I listened to some sad music.>>34513954VICTOR! YOU AROUND?!>>34513978>What do you think of the current state of the USA?I hate it. Democrats being spineless cowards has the Republican party to infect and corrupt every branch and level of government. We are going to be feeling the effects of this administration for decades to come.>>34514004>Is it birth control thats making women hate men?No, it's men themselves.
>>34514002That looks pretty good but I still refuse to watch it.
>>34513984>i post my penis online and the people who look at it are the shameless onesOk slut
>>34514004Yes. It makes them cunty demanding bitches with wild mood swings like they were pregnant but men only tolerate that when they've actually put a baby inside.
>>34513963>>34513974I was pretty neutral on trans stuff until some TERFs clued me in.>niche rapeI'm sure it doesn't feel niche for the victims and their families.>whataboutismMany trannies are straight men, even fathers. But normalization and taboo and powerful forces in psychology and sociology, as we see here, normalization has (You), a probable misandrist, carrying water for men. That's power.Nobody cares if I criticize "cis" men.
>>34514004FI don't exactly think it's helping.
>>34514004Chemicals in the rivers are turning women gay
>>34513978Seems like a proto-dystopia
>>34514004whats the male equivalent thats making men hate women?
>>34514009>We are going to be feeling the effects of this administration for decades to come.in what ways
Where the fuck do people go for hookups online nowadays? Not using Tinder because I want a fetish-related hookup.
>>34514018Agreed...
>>34514009Did you ever play the kotor games? That pic reminded me of the dark side ending in 1.
>>34514021whats the fetish?
>>34514015>>34513974For the record, I'm pretty gender critical and am against biological men in women's spaces. I'm just tired of men strawmanning all women of blindly loving trans people because they don't spend all day spamming 42% memes. Especially when that's their response to a woman correctly pointing out that men overwhelmingly commit the most rape. So what's next? Assuming I don't support any restrictions on immigration whatsoever?>>34514019Internet influencers.
>>34514013Online? I don't do any of it online
>>34514020>in what waysInternational apology tours a la what Germany has been up to since WWII, just off the top of my head
>>34514024Latex
I'm about to smoke reefer.
>>34514019Red pills
>>34513978Dual citizen here- it’s still better than Canada at least!
>>34514030i said men though,not teen boys
Guys, would you take her out on a date and woo her? She doesn't make a lot of money in this job so she probably can't pay though.
>>34514029I hope you enjoy it.
>>34514027international politics doesnt really operate based off of feelings the way you seem to depict it to>Germany>WWIImight be wrong but i think there's a difference between a decimated, raped (literally), militarily conquered, occupied and partitioned being told what to do here
>>34514027Delulu. Fortress America shutters its hegemonic hemisphere with a big middle finger to all the parasite vassal-states it had kept fed for the last 100 years. Keep screaming "usa must apol9gize sob reee"
>>34514034We go for a cheap blue milk date then
>>34513977>Grand high female command gives all the defense codes to the most absurdly sadistic and evil moid rape tribe>normal moid factions are like "wtf">all foid factions WWWWTTFFFF>moderate moid and foid factions vs the "demon rape harem" faction>just like irl
>>34514004No. It's moids not being on public lists for DV or executed for cp or cdv.
>>34514041>I've never interacted with a real woman before
>>34514025>For the record, I'm pretty gender criticalAre you the first person I (You)'d?If so, you use female pronouns for men. A proper terf would eat you alive.>I'm just tired of men strawmanning all women of blindly loving trans people because they don't spend all day spamming 42% memes. Especially when that's their response to a woman correctly pointing out that men overwhelmingly commit the most rape. So what's next? Assuming I don't support any restrictions on immigration whatsoever?Feel free to point out where I made any broad assumptions about women supporting trannies. It seems you're the one making assumptions here.
Women, he has Lucky Charms, delicious cold milk, a big clean house with nobody else inside, and a million dollars. Do you hang out with him or do you go to a concert?
>>34514044>Are you the first person I (You)'d?No I'm not. I'm just tired of men assuming women like everything bad in the world.
Why did God have to make me fat? It's not fair
>>34514045Go to a concert, hopefully only women will be there.
>>34513977I've never heard any woman call for civil war. More like the creation of a breakaway civilization.
>>34514047He's punishing you
>>34514047Fat people are funny.
>>34514045Nice try. She's mine.
>>34514047its okay to be fat anon
>>34514046Okay? I made no such assumption.
Do men notice when I stare at their long legs
Why did God make me skinny?
Either gender, if you could give Clav some real life advice what would it be?
>>34514049>creation of a breakaway civilization.They've never said that. As soon as they remember things like civilization needing plumbing they only talk about enslaving moids for girl-led civilization. Never break-away
>>34514047>Why did God have to make me fat? It's not fairAre calories, a sedentary lifestyle, and low impulse control your religion's version of the trinity?
>>34514059Put the drugs down you fucking retard.
its really sad to see so many people fall into the trap of "obsessively, neurotically panic over [thing you cannot control]"its not even always an IQ thing, legitimately intelligent people I know personally sometimes get drawn into what is obvious demoralization and techniques to maximize negative thoughts through media/news shit. I see it so fucking often too, now. I hate to admit it but the "internet should've stayed a niche thing for nerds to use" was probably true at this point. Even if it was unrealistic, social media is so horrifyingly powerful despite being so transparent
>>34514062I've heard a few say that. Maybe they didn't think about plumbing.
>>34514055Short men notice because you don't.
>>34514066It was always a psyop
>>34514059Why was he mad? What does he mean they were selling his aura?
>>34514059He needs an autism diagnosis and therapy severely. Like hands on therapy. Like why is he doing so much therapy. Like probably some Abilify or Ritalin even.
>>34514071Is brain rot, don't try to understand the brain rot speech. They'll open up his head after death and find a slime-mold
>>34514072>Like hands on therapy.I'm sure there will be no shortage of women volunteering ;)
>>34514059i think he'll sort himself out once that twunk death hits
>>34514020Firstly, the consumer market. We say how companies did not pay tariffs, they only charged consumers more. Now Pandora's box has been opened and prices will not go down, despite companies demanding tariff refunds that consumers will not see a dime of. Internationally, we have ruined what little goodwill we had by abandoning and threatening allies, starting a war that has hurt us and our allies, by supporting and emboldening Israel to the point they are openly committing genocide.We have hurt tons of industries like agriculture and construction due to cracking down on immigration. Small farms can no longer compete and are being bought up by giant corporations that already own most of the farmland in America. Housing is taking too long to build due to the labor shortage, and is becoming too expensive due to the growing cost of labor in comparison to what illegals are willing to be paid.The potential for outbreaks of diseases that were near extinct in the US due to retards like RFK, as well as cutting Healthcare for millions of Americans.And the biggest kicker is the corruption. Between being in bed with tech giants, ignoring checks and balances, illegal district redrawing, pardoning allies, suppression of journalism, suppression of voters, and so much more.If the founding fathers were alive today, Trump and half of the Republican party would have been publicly executed because they go against everything this nation stands for.>>34514023Based
Men, how hard can you cum?
>>34514066thanks for putting my thoughts into words
>>34514076Freaktard
>>34514074Doesn't he have a pregnant gf?
>>34514079i just laughed so hard I puked a bit
>>34514076Based. But I think AI deserves a mention.
>>34514077Can fire off like a train derailment and put me in a mandatory 25 minute coma
Moids, why is Leon's number 266-555-0173?
>>34514085Who's Leon?
>>34514087leon sex kennedy
>>34514059"Do more meth, pussy"
>>34514077>Men, how hard can you cum?It's hard to be metacognizant in the moment, (no pun intended), but my best ever was somewhere around 15 spurts.
>>34514063Yes
>>34514085It should be 696-969-6969, amirite femanons? ;)
Femanon, do you have a mole on your boob?
>>34514076this entire list is pure cattle political speak, like if you breathed the essence of reddit normgroid who only reads other reddit posts into a golem's shell it would have the personality and understanding of the world you do. my absolute favorite by far is>being in bed with tech giants, ignoring checks and balances, illegal district redrawing, pardoning allies, suppression of journalism, suppression of voters, and so much more.this is literally all standard US political behavior since the 1940s you fucking moron >>in bed with tech giantsYou mean the tech giants the CIA and NSA have been funding the creation of since the year 2000? Oh dear they're finally in bed with the US government, this is bad news bears fellas watch out! hahaha
Do you except to have worshipers one day? To have a temple dedicated to you? To be a living God? I do. I strive for it.
>>34514080Yeah. He's not sure what he is supposed to do. He's only 20.
>>34514059He was mad because some dude was standing how he does?
>>34513978It's getting a bit too vibrant for my liking. At least the long nose tribe dicksucking is going away.
Why are people so against AI I don't mean specific examples, I mean people seem to now be against the concept of machine learning as a field in general.
>>34514099*destroys the heart of Lorkhan*
>>34514105Hype backlash.
>>34514095No. I had a blackhead somehow. I always wash my boobies. What gives.
Revolting
>>34514100Why did he impregnate a washboard? His children will starve or be formula fed dummies.
GenderDo you prefer someone who's an amazing fit for you in terms of looks, personality, and shared hobbies (but may change in future to be a better or worse fit, no guarantee, they are very independent), or someone who's currently a poor fit currently but if willing to work towards becoming a better fit (they are clingy and tries hard)?Who would you prefer to be with long term? Someone who's already perfect or someone willing to put the effort in?
menhi
>>34514059I would beg him to get off the internet.
>>34514115Hi
>>34514115Good night
>>34514095i dunno I don't look
>>34514077Very hard I have to be careful not to shoot at my face by accident
>>34514118hi how r u >>34514119sweet dreams
>>34514113Clingy and """trying hard""" doesn't make a moid not literally retarded and incompetent at being better. Nor straight up not evil. Independent dudes are peak.
>>34514115hi qt π
>at the store>see short petite girl with tons of split ends in her long black hair, wearing baggy long sleeves and pants despite it being in the 80s, and has that slightly musty scent of someone who hasn't bathed in 2-3 daysmy soul hurts, she was genuinely my exact type but I know I could never be with her
>>34514113FBoth.
>>34514099>Bro thinks he's among the Elect and not the Preteritelmao.
>>34514128Stupid foid. PICK ONE.
>>34514113Ffirst optionits not about being already perfect, clingy people who conform to your desires have an unstable sense of self which is a bad sign.
>>34514098Calling someone cattle is, ironically-- well, you know...
>>34514123>hi how r uNot great.
>>34514115*ignores you*
>>34514127why didnt you say hello to her
>>34514105once you fully understand the AI craze you realize that the western (and broader developed world, really) has three options:>Achieve the creation of truly useful AI/automation tools to offset the loss of labor caused by birth rate collapse>Mass-import Indians (or syrians, africans, mexicans, whatever your pick is) to fill the gap of workers>willingly endure continual, permanent, irreversible diminished standards of living for both the rich and the poor and possibly make large portions of advanced, technological society simply impossible to uphold, causing a simultaneous slide into outright decreased social quality due to lack of specialized roles to upkeep social order and function. All while social instability (naturally) grows with no real hope to stop itNobody wants option #3, the people with money most of all. The western world broadly tried option #2 and it failed miserably for several reasons. Now option #1 is being heavily popularized and invested in with intensity.
>>34514105I don't want to destroy every copy of Mario Kart 64 because it has COMs in it. Do I want people to ask AI every question they have instead of having real conversations and actually doing research? No.Do I want AGI? Fuck no.
>>34514115*sprays cum uncontrollably*
>>34514137because I'm not handsome or tall enough for cold approaches to work
>>34514127That was probably my ex
>>34514135whats got you down?
>>34514112>washboardShe has small tits. You can't see her ass and thighs.
>>34514130I did
>>34514142limiting belief. sometimes a person just wants to be noticed and talked to like a human being.
>>34514136>>34514141not cool dudes..
>>34514137That's harassment. How many fucking times does it need to be said?
>>34514151why is it harassment to be like "hi :)"
Do you think his receiving cock up the bum had any impact on his later behaviors?
>>34514149indeed, yet nobody ever notices me or treats me like a human being. alas, we live in a society.
>>34514113FTries hard and loves me enough to work towards being a better fit as long as the difference isn't astronomical. I'll be happy to meet him half way. I want someone who'll love me actively rather than passively
>>34514100WAYAMINIT he shot an alligator?What the fuck. Bro they're slow as fuck you giant pussy.
>>34514152what makes you think she wants your attention? maybe she's got somewhere to be. her world doesn't revolve around you and your timescale, know your place.
>>34514154Undoubtedly
>>34514156making me sad, anon. im sorry
>>34514113First one. How can they work towards having different morals, life goals, and interests?
>>34514105>Why are people so against AIThe same reasons they are against homosexuals such as Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump
>>34514164such is life. women only care about men who have something to offer them, which I don't. blame biology
Update: I tried to break up with her, but now I’m just confused about myself.She told me the things that bother me in our sex life will probably just chase me forever, and that she doesn’t think I’m not in love with her and just sort of feel depressed right now. Also, that she only complains about things often because she trusts me.So I don’t know what’s real; maybe I’m just being difficult.
>>34514095YeahOne of them is the "is this too low cut" marker. if I can see it that's too much titty.
>>34514077Pretty hard if teased
>>34514144My friend's wife has a kid from a prior relationship. The kid's dad is suing them for visitation and partial custody. They're freaking out because the dad was abusive (he went to jail for smothering the kid as an infant) and they don't have enough money for a trial.
my neighbors are fighting and I can hear the girlfriend screaming and freaking out and its ruining my night
>>34514169is this true
>>34514160He shot a *dead* alligator.
>>34514105Narcissistic artists got butthurt about the fact that people now have an option to make their own images instead of paying for overpriced commissions and their sycophants take from all of their opinions. Anything else is just to make the butthurt sound more intellectual.
>>34514105Because of how AI boosters talk about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXUGGxf_GmUShort clip because 4chan users are retarded. The more you look into this demonic Jew and what he's got going on the worse it gets, and they're ALL like this. Antichrist shit like this is what they actually expect to get out of AI technology. Retards like you basedfacing about your gooner slop gens are little better than cattle.
>>34514150f-fine hi how are you doing? :)
What are you doing for Mother's Day, anons? It's my first as a Mother and it's going to be lonely.
>>34514178which part
>>34514175sorry anon. the guy has a record though so the court will be aware of that in the proceedings.
>>34514177Call the police to make sure she's ok?
tfw when no abusive gf that forces me to cum all over myself
>>34514183Sorry to hear that. You've got your son/daughter and husband at least.
>>34514184any of it. did you ask women?
>>34514177women scream when things don't go their way, it's normal. just ignore it, she probably deserves it
>>34514180its kinda lame to take a professional artists body of work, feed it into an AI generator model, then fire them tho
>>34514177Set your speakers up against the shared wall and blast Tubthumping by Chumbawamba or Tarzan Boy by Baltimora until they stop.
>>34514191do you ask fish how to catch fish?
>>34514138Option #4Only parents can vote and receive retirement benefits, paid family leave, more tax breaks for parents, tax fertile people that don't have children, ban sterility operations until the age of 40 (with a very small number of medical exceptions).
>>34514193Are you as upset about people who make collages for their theft? I already know the answer to this is no. Fuck artists.
>>34514189I only do that to other women
>>34514152This wasn't me >>34514162But I basically agree.
>>34514199NtaI expect them to be able to provide sources for their materials if they're trying to sell it/make money off it
It's very cool that the latest season of Invincible advocates ethnic cleansing as a way for people to solve their problems /s
Does waking up with morning wood mean I need a gf?
>>34514201You can make them squirt?
>>34514199i dont see how making a collage is comparable to using a humans personal work to train a program to mimic their style so you can both imitate it forever and fire them, to be honest. either way,>Fuck artists.I appreciate the honesty, but instead of trying to half-bake nonarguments to justify your vendetta and just be transparent? The pro-AI guys just have a seething and unending hatred for people who make art, which is fine but stop hiding behind these meme talking points that you dont even believe yourself lmao
>>34514187I'm aware, but apparently our state makes it extremely hard to cut a biological parent out of a child's life. The best they can realistically hope for is supervised visits, but if they can't scrape together the funds for a lawyer the state could force them to allow him unsupervised access.
>>34514201thats hot
>>34514177I would be wildly gooning my penis to the sound of a couple abusing each other. If they beat each other shitless you also know they're having crazy awesome sex.
>>34514188>>34514192>Call the police to make sure she's ok?>she probably deserves itBoth of you should be launched into the sun.
>>34514138They're picking 2, and 3 but only for poors.AI is a tool to achieve that, and also to protect themselves from the rest of society. They already have far more wealth than they could possibly do anything with, what they want but don't have is power.
>>34514207It means that while you were sleeping, perverted men broke into your bedroom and took turns urinating on your face. They made a contest of seeing if they could hit your mouth and if you would taste their streams of pee.
>>34514208If they can’t, pee. Close enough
>>34514207How big was the morning wood
>>34514214Proof that most of the ACAB, anti-cop people are against police because they've had the police called on them for beating and abusing someone before.
>>34514217What's your most reliable method?
>>345142207"
>>34514205So, I take it you're against fan artists making money from their drawings too, right? Again, I already know that the answer is no.>>34514209>i dont see how making a collage is comparablecomparable to using a humans personal work Collages are literally making shit from other people's work and is completely comparable. We could also bring up samples in music which literally take from other copyrighted works, which I know you're fine with as well because Twitter artists don't cry about it.>which is fine but stop hiding behind these meme talking points>Anti-AI person is accusing someone else of meme talking pointslol, lmao even. The entirety of Anti-AI arguments can be summed up as "we want to copyright art styles".
>>34514223Drink a lot if water before we meet, hehehe
>>34514221I'm talking about assuming either is guilty or innocent without knowing anything.
>>34514179He probably went and kissed logan paul then.
>>34514225>Collages are literally making shit from other people's work and is completely comparable.it really isn't, and even then it's not the same as making something yourself. at the end of the day, the truth is the same - you have a seething, envious, resentful hatred of people who can do [thing] and you are transparently deeply insulted by the idea that using an image generator doesn't make you the same as person who can do [thing].
>>34514227So you're not the domme?
>>34514177Call the cops and make a noise complaint.
>>34514225>The entirety of Anti-AI arguments can be summed up as "we want to copyright art styles".This is such a bad strawman that it has to be a troll.
>>34514224Why is everyone on atoga so big
Honestly I don’t really want to go on this date rn cuz my boss is indirectly making me stay late to finish up some shit because I’m the only responsible and productive person here. Fuck everyone
>>34514237Shrimp dicks don't answer.
>>34514233I tell them to drink water
>>34514237>self-reported
>>34514237Sarge says it's because they're liars.
>>34514221I oppose police because it is a authoritarian imposition on American society by Europhiles. we already had a superior system in place, of elected county sheriffs and town marshalls. we didn't need a politician-appointed constabulary.
>>345142377" isn't that big.
>>34514230Logan Paul? The guy that plays Wolverine in the superhero movies?
>>34514239Are you the femanon that's getting back in the saddle?
>>34514232>you have a seething, envious, resentful hatred>Anti-AI person accusing someone else of having a seething, envious, resentful hatred.Pretty sure it's the shitty twitter artists who have a seething, envious, resentful hatred of me because I refuse to pay for their overpriced commissions and make my own stuff with AI. Also says a lot that you said nothing about samples, but you anti-AI people are always hypocrites, so that's no surprise.>>34514236How else is AI "stealing" then if not for the fact someone can recognize another person's art style in the images then? Especially when sampling in music is so openly accepted?
>>34514237men lie about their dick size for the same reason they lie about their height and how much they can bench. women are impressed by big numbers
>>34514237every time a dude is honest about being a shrimp dick he doesnt really get replies, people being honest about their embarrassing life isn't interesting or worth engaging with
In my past, I cut a hole in my futon mattress and fucked it with my penis. I fucked it 2, 3, sometimes 4 times each day.But then the futon mattress got pregnant and started producing miniature babies of me. When they crawled out of the vaginal hole I'd carved in the futon, wailing and crying, I had no choice. I bashed the babies I'd made to death with a rock and performed a post-birth abortion.
>>34514252Doesn’t this happen in Big Mouth
>>34514250If TV shows weren't so full of censorship, maybe he could go on a talk show about having a tiny penis and expose his little pecker in front of a studio audience while the host mocks him and humiliates his small penis. And if the TV studio is really worried they could at least blur it out.
>>34514248Calling you a seething fag obsessed with twitter artists doesn't make someone "Anti-AI">samplingIt literally isn't the same as making your own song from scratch, and musicians don't pretend it is. You're arguing in my favor, not against me you moron.
>>34514253Who the fuck watches big mouth
>>34514248nta but sampling without permission can be considered a copyright violation
Moids, are you mysteriously lacking in engagement here because there's an ai brown titty planet with flapjack nipple?
Got out of bed this morning and saw my lanky, hairy body in the mirror on my wall with a 45 degree angle morning wood and it made me feel powerful, body positivity is important.
From this angle, you look very sexually tall.
>>34514245Delulu
>>34514225>against fan artists making money from their drawings too, right?If they don't have permission yes. The vast majority of properties don't care that much but there should definitely be a way for a creator to force someone to stop selling porn of their character from a children's show. Or sue for lost revenue if people are buying the fake instead of the real thing because they don't know any better. Commissions are kind of a weird area because the person who's asking you to to draw the character that isn't yours, and who is paying you is the one who wants the unlicensed art to exist. If I take the commission and get in trouble it's kind of on both of us.
>>34514256>It literally isn't the same as making your own song from scratch, and musicians don't pretend it isMusicians who heavily use samples absolutely see sampling as an important and integral part to their music. I see you've never talked to any music artists who sample often before. But again, that's typical for an anti-AI person. Also how can I be obsessed with Twitter artists when I don't even have a Twitter account?>>34514258I mean yeah, that's my point. I also brought up selling fanart for the same reason.
>>34514237I always thought that was concidered average idk i never questioned really
>>34514257Sex creeps and perverts.
facial attractiveness is like 95% of the truth with regards to blackpill, looksmaxxer mindsetseverything else is extremely secondary
>>34514253>in Big MouthI didn't know people actually watched that, I haven't heard of it since 2018
>>34514266Well good luck telling that to all the other internet fan artists out there, because they would lose their shit if you suggested that.
>>34514247No, I am a man
>>34514259imagine titty mountain and no I don't mean the mountains in Wyoming
>>34514260Yeah bit works for like 2 seconds until i remember im awkward around women
>>34514265It's bigger than average but not by that much.
>>34514259By brown titty planet do you mean it has a lot of brown women with pretty titties? I really want to fuck a hot Latina or South Asian woman and play with her areolas and nipples with my fingers while I plap her vag with my cock. I need to speak to the Pretty Titty Committee.
Both genders. Should sporting institutions abolish gender segregation and allow both males and females to play together?
>>34514272Yes, I do miraculously forget flavor of the month TV shows half a year after they air. But if you're an impressionable youngster, or were at the time, you probably absorbed more of that media into your brain than an older and more jaded adult would. That's how this works.
>>34514273If they're not trying to sell it nobody caresAnyone who actually sells art knows the rules and follows them if they want to keep selling shit. AI isn't following the rules. It's the Shein of art. It takes the thing and makes a shitty version of it without understanding why or how the original thing was constructed and why people liked it, and doesn't give credit.
>>34514282My intramural Sock-her team was co-ed, I elbowed and knee'd a lot of bitches playing that shit.
>>34514282FI don’t care
>>34514268>Musicians who heavily use samples absolutely see sampling as an important and integral part to their music. I see you've never talked to any music artists who sample often before.imagine seething enough to argue on 4chan and dishonestly twist what someone is saying just to feel like you won lol >integral>importantthe argument was whether sampling is as creatively pure as totally making something on your own, you just changed the goalposts because you realized how fucking stupid you sounded bringing up music hahaha
>>34514271for women, sure. for men it's height. women prefer a 6'3 guy with a goofy face to a 5'3 guy with a handsome face. women, more than anything, want to feel safe. reignite the feeling they felt when Daddy hugged them as a little girl to comfort them when they scraped their knee. and you just can't get that from a guy who's the same height or shorter than you; more like hugging your little brother. ick city. nah, he needs to be taaaaaalll ;)
>>34514282No. If everyone is an amateur it doesn't really matter as long as it's not a contact sport but at the professional level the performance gap is too big.
>>34514237I told you! autism!
>>34514280Bigger than I can comfortably handle
>>34514290i promise you women care far more about>dick size>facial attractiveness>hairline status>body fat/musculature (tastes vary here but the point is it matters) than height, being tall does not make any of the above important lmfao
>>34514295Well every woman is different, it's important to find someone you're compatible with.
Homosexual pornography. That's all this is.
>>34514105I'm not categorically opposed to it. It's obviously a very powerful and capable tool in the right hands.What I don't like is how it has emboldened talentless, soulless ideas guys to butt their heads into a conversation that they could only ever diminish the quality of.I also dislike the surveillance state's usage of it.And I guess if you want a third of my cents, I think that people who want AGI are going to be wasting a lot of time chasing a dragon that could be better spent on something else.
>>34514282no
>>34514261Rawr
>>34514284>AI isn't following the rules.But placing a urinal on its side is? If the likes of Marcel Duchamp can be considered artists, then I fail to see why AI pictures can't be art.>>34514289>No real argument just more juvenile insults and accusing me of seethingThank you for being a typical anti-AI person. I will never pick up a pencil. :)
Who on /atoga/ is this?
A friend of mine is selling their Silvia for $30k. Should I buy it?
>>34514301He would have hit her in the head anyway. That kick was way too high.
>>34513799Not exactly but it's still super cucked
>>34514066It really is an IQ vs EQ thing
>>34514304>But placing a urinal on its side is?I'm arguing that that's performance art. The point of the piece is to piss people off. Artists can troll too. AI can't even make performance art. It has no intention of it's own. I'd argue that what it makes isn't art at all even if it looks like it.
>>34514277
>>34514297the number of tall broke dudes with girlfriends says otherwise. height, status, looks. those are the big three in order. women will pick a guy with high status over a guy with good looks (see: wealthy old men with supermodel wives). and they'll pick tall guys over men with status (see: wealthy spinsters becoming sugarmommies for bummy 'starving artists' just because they're tall). if you're under 5'10 you're just fucked. like, if you're 5'10 or 5'11 you can lie about being 6' and most girls won't notice, but 5'9 and below you're too short to pull it off. your only choice is to finda midget who thinks everyone is a giant in comparison to her or a crippled chick who can tolerate you. of course, there aren't enough midges or crips around for everyone, so inevitably a lot of men are gonna be alone. it sucks but that's the world we live in.
>>34514305Swiss
>>34514313Actual size BV
>>34514066Checked. Such is life in the Information Age.I see it most clearly in some of my family. Smart people that are still easily aroused to anger, panic and hysteria by the 24/7 news media cycle.
>>34514301>implying a man would somehow take that kick betterHaving balls doesn't protect you from a concussion
>>34514310>It has no intention of it's ownNo but the person putting in the prompts and editing the AI results is. Now go ahead and tell me how the humans using AI have no real intention and are still breaking the rules of art. Also going by your justifications for Marcel Duchamp, if I use AI solely as a way to spite narcissistic internet artists, then that should fall under "performance art" by your standards, but I'm curious to see how you'll move the goalposts to say that it actually isn't.
>>34514304>then I fail to see why AI pictures can't be art.first its about hating the specific practices of artiststhen its about the semantics of what "using someones work" really meansthen the mask finally slips: "I AM AN ARTIST, DOCTOR HAN"pure kino, 10/10
>>34514316*cronches you*
>>34514305JH but the colors are inverted.
>>34514326Please don't eat me. I don't want to be slowly digested in your gurgling stomach.
voretoga? seek Christ on this fine Friday evening
>>34514329Vorefags should be thrown into woodchippers.
>>34514326I'd eat her pussy like a hot pocket straight from the microwave
For the size queens, what range do you like? What are your upper and lower limits?
>>34514325Do you have a real argument, or are you just going to continue acting like a typical anti-AI person? Anyways, why should I pick up a pencil when "real artists" are so rude and unwelcoming? AI art bros are much nicer in comparison.
>>34514320The person putting in the prompt isn't making the choices along the way they just have an idea. If you give a prompt to a baker and get a cake back did you design and make the cake? A prompt would have to be pretty damn descriptive for me to give the human more than partial design credit. And honestly if we're getting into that can we talk about Renaissance artists taking all the credit but having apprentices paint the boring less fiddly bits?
>>34514077It's gotta be edged well, cause in any case it's possible to have it just dribble out. If I haven't cum in a while, more builds up so it's easier to cum harder. In general, just gotta keep it pent up until you forcefully shoot it out like you could if you tried to pee harder. It's just pelvic floor muscle doing the work. I was gonna type more, but now I wanna test it out
>>34514334The animators had a lot of restraint to not make her boobs jiggle here.
body shots with femanon
>>34514327Lmao>>34514333Beaten with hammers first?
>>34514340I'd assume boob jiggle costs more to animate.
Someday (YOU) will ache like I ache
>>34514336>Anyways, why should I pick up a pencil when "real artists" are so rude and unwelcoming?i dont think you should and i dont care what you do with your lifeits just hilarious to see you doing the meme of larping as part of the club when you clearly arent oneYWNBAA
>>34514341>body shots with femanonNo AI can match the satisfaction of painting that canvas.
i just wanna creampie a girl and then tell her to be on her way.
>>34514113M, if I'm with them, either could do. Both are positive in their own right. Whether or not I choose to date a person may depend on these factors, but it generally is more of 1. is this real, as in have we met? Cause there's a lot of women compatible with me but out lives simply don't intersect2. do we like each other for whatever reason?
>>34514346"As you are, I once was. As I am, soon you will be."
>>34514115hi
>>34514337>If you give a prompt to a baker and get a cake back did you design and make the cake?You were involved with the creation of the cake, and since the concept of the cake came from you and wouldn't have existed without you, yes you deserve some credit for the creation of the cake and the baker is a narcissist if the baker someone wants to act like they were the sole creator of the cake. Also do you think writers aren't creators? Because a lot of the creation process in AI involves good writing and understanding what words work best. But again, I'm sure you'll move the goalposts or start engaging in juvenile insults.>>34514347>its just hilarious to see you doing the meme of larping as part of the club when you clearly arent one>YWNBAAWhat the fuck is the point of this pathetic attempt at an insult? I'm happy to not be a part of the "real artists" club. "Real artists" are shitty, narcissistic assholes. Meanwhile, "fake artists" in the AI community are chill and cool people who encourage creativity of any kind and are against nasty toxic behavior.
>>34514346My sides hurt from laughing XD
>>34514349Did things with the big titty white girl go poorly?
I am, bad skin, doll heart
>>34514259I was cutting a lot of potatoes
>>34514359Why are you cutting so many potatoes?
The biggest issue with AI art is the sheer volume of hideous art being produced.>but traditionally made art can be bad tooNot at this rate.
Good god
The biggest problem with AI? I don't like it.
>>34514349>i just wanna creampie a girl and then tell her to be on her wayMI once heard about a girl getting kicked out into the rain after getting filled up. I couldn't bring myself to feel bad for her with how hot it sounds...
Post genderCan a robot be raped?
>>34513810Beginning of the year
>>34513807Why
>>34514365FIf it somehow gained sentience, sure.
>>34514066What if it really is a really bad thing though
How do men deal with wet dreams and raging sleep boners?
>>34514354i was gonna keep being a dickhead because your posts are very funny, but seeing someone actually deeply attached to the idea of >im a creative artist too now!! look at me!!!"over AI generators is legitimately sad, do your thing man god bless
>>34514365I'm gonna say yes. Just to fuck with you.
>>34514371if you cant do anything about it, its a waste of time crying about it or spending mental effort focusing on it, its that simple
>>34514360Idk, meal prep I guess. Made some mashed potatoes, it was nice
>>34514374Most adults don't get wet dreams and sleep boners don't need to be dealt with because you're asleep.
>>34514354>some creditAnd AI gets some credit because energy was expended during the process of making the "art", but as a tool. So if the AI is a tool and the person prompting is at best a designer there is no art because there isn't an artist. A writer is a creator but their finished product is the words. If they wrote a book intending for the final work to be a painting but have someone else do the actual interpretation of the writing into a painting they didn't make the painting.
Do your balls hurt from having an erection for too long
>>34514368It was more chill and there were less people. Stupid ones especially.
>>34514374>wet dreamsThat only happens if you haven't in a while, I've done it maybe three times in my entire life. If it does happen I just wash the sheets.>sleep bonersHalf-conscious grinding against the mattress/my girlfriend.
>>34514374That only ever happens when you don't jack off for a while. Pent up horny energy builds up that it goes beyond wanting to hump a pillow in the morning, and you start getting sex dreams
>>34514375>More juvenile insultsHave an AI waifu. She's much more likable then you'll ever be.>>34514383Yup goalposts moved. I won't be responding to you further. God you anti-AI people are so boring and predictable.
>>34514365FNah. It's trespassing and sexual misconduct.
>>34514375>>34514383My brothers in Christ, it's the most transparent poorly crafted bait, and you gobble it down like the cocks your faggot asses so desire
>>34514384No, but the base of your dick. Gets you real scared and you lose your boner. You then give it a minute and start touching yourself again to finish getting off
>>34514384That only happens if you get past a certain level of arousal then don't seal the deal.
>>34514381Oh ok
>>34514394My genuine opinions aren't bait. Get over yourself.
>>34514394>hmm how can i find a way to mention gay sex and men fucking eachother in the ass in this post...
>>34514398You're suckin on me
Women, when do you get sex dreams?
>>34514319I've taken kicks to the face and have never been KOd. That wasn't even a hard kick
>>34514390>Doesn't understand the argument any more>gives upNo wonder you like AI.Ugly ass hair doesn't even make any sense and neither does any part of her body that's partially obscured by grass.
>>34514402It wasn't a ko either that was staged
>>34514401only day dreams
Women, are you more likely to suck his dick if he's well groomed down there?
Moid, can I grab ur pec
I get boners when I get sleepy which is a huge problem when you work the night shift
>>34514374> raging sleep bonerThis is a sign of good health
>>34514379I think in that case the answer is to simply kill oneself
>>34514401Never, anymore. ):
>>34514414I don't have any
>>34514394This is more fun than talking about my boobs for the umpteenth time. You just don't get it because you're not in the debate club.>>34514401I've never remembered it if I've ever had one.
>>34514414No, only >she can
>>34514418what meds you on?
>>34514401It's so random and they're rarely ever just sex. Like there's always something causing some level of trepidation. Like we're having sex in a beautiful four-post bed, but the room is on fire and is slowly working its way up the canopy. Or I'm getting head in a strip club, but the stripper is my brother's wife and he's beside us cheering us on. It's weird.
>>34514410Yes, at least for me. My eyelashes get caught up, or it gets in my nose.
>>34514423None, I'm just really depressed. Think I should try meds?
>>34514415>his internal clock hasn't reset yetSkill issue.
>>34514414I don't work out enough, but if I tense up, it's pretty feelable, so it's not bad if you ride on top and place your hands on them to hold you up
>>34514420Boobs are way more fun thank some guy playing you like a fool for kicks
>>34514429to be fair it happens every time I get really sleepyit's happening right now actually
>>34514432But I like arguing
men, why dont u ever corner me up against a wall in public and pin me in place with your weight and strength? : [
playing your peanits like a flute
>>34514437Because you're male.
>>34514428i thought meds removed your libidoif you think the cause of your depression cannot be fixed with better friends, family, dating partner, hobbies, or other environment change, then maybe meds could work. Sorry friend, hope it gets better for you
Both genders who are on meds. Did you really try everything else before relying on mind altering drugs? Like getting healthy/fit, eating better, stepping out of your comfort zone? Talking to somebody?
Women would you rather a man thats wholesome all the time, or horny all the time?
>>34514437STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL MOIDNO MORE HAND POSTING LIKE A FEMANON FOR YOU.*chops your hands off*
Is it a narcissistic trait to, when breaking up, only be kind to you if you're visibly distressed, but if you're calm and resolved and not crying/emotional they get really angry and petulant with you? This is manipulative behavior, right?
>>34514441I don't take meds
>>34514374I only get a wet dream if I don't jack off, though I don't think I'd get them anymore anyway because I can usually tell when it's gonna happen and wake myself up. Sleep boners aren't a problem since I sleep on my back.
>>34514441None of that shit works, fuck off with your "muh straight edge" bullshit. Also SSRIs suck, I use THC gummies.
>>34514436You need a hobby
Women would you date a guy who has a negative score in street fights?
>>34514439 but im not
Dude weed
>>34514440Meds do, but so does the depression or stress lolI think I could benefit from some environmental changes, and I am working at them, but it's frustratingly slow.But thank you very much for your well wishes, it means a lot. Hugs fren
>>34514437i wish women really desired us like this
>>34514441Yes. All things considered, my life was as good as I could ever hope it would get.>>34514442Horny>>34514450It depends on a lot of factors.
>>34514454Finna smoke dat soon
If depression kills your libido then why do I jerk off so much and get so damn horny
>>34514437I'll need one hand to cover your mouth, meaning I'd have to push my hips against yours to hold you back effectively. Is that alright? Or should I block your mouth with something else?
>>34514457i desire you a lot anon
>>34514460Horny is the cure for depression
GenderWhat laptop do you use?
Whole Lotta undercover moid hands itt
>>34514450Reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtZrDoohnI
>>34514441Mhm. I could not caffeinate due to reverse effect. And B vitamins didn't do much to keep me alert, just sped up my pulse. Now with cow pills and a smidge of welbutrin I have stable energy and b vitamins actually help.
>>34514450I wouldn't date a guy who gets in street fights at all.
>>34514465Just got a thinkpad a couple weeks ago.
>>34514470Which model?
>>34514438But the only noise you'll hear will be moans and grunts coming out of my mouth. It's a confusing instrument to play
>>34514465MHad an absolute bottom tier asus laptop for a while but it broke and I honestly haven't needed a new one in that time
>>34514470>>34514472ANON NO! HE WILL HACK YOU!!
>>34514460I guess it could do either. I'm female and have had two long-term major depressive episodes in my life (one being now) and the first I would use my vibrator all day, and this time around in essentially asexual.
>>34514470Hello xir
>>34514472T14
>>34514442If >he was hard forever, it would kill >him. So I'm gonna go with wholesome.
>>34514461wow are you trying to turn me on
Need a clit to play with like a guitar
>>34514488Clitar
>>34514488I be hitting that shit like Through the Fire and Flames on expert mode
i need to get rid of my macbook and get a proper gaming pcbut all i play is runescape 3
>>34514465MaleJust got a Thinkpad 10 years ago (2015 model with i5 Skylake purchased in 2016) that I still use as my main computer even now a decade later.
*pins you down and rapes you respectfully*
is there a correlation between thinkpad ownership and cock size
>>34514499ye
>>34514449I have too many already I have so many craft supplies.>>34514454Ikr?>>34514465My Lenovo ideapad broke in 2016 and I never got a new one. I don't need a laptop.>>34514490Guitoris
>>34514465MI have a few
>>34514499Yeah, we all have average sized cocks
This girl with huge tits who I matched with on Hinge hasn't responded and is probably ghosting me after seeing I probably only want to hookup with her. What do I say when I report her to get her account banned?
>>34514487I'm trying to turn your mind off so I can use your body however I want
>>34514465I got a thinkpad from some failed startup. I like It pretty cheap, good specs and hasn't failed yet
>>34514499Some businesses give their workers Thinkpads. I know a girl who was given one and a guy who has one. So it goes either way.
>>34514510money runs out, you get resistant to it, idk
Women are you tired of us?
>>34514510Triggering full blown schizophrenia and or becoming a veggie.
Women what do you think about him
This future post like licking hairy moid hands>>34514527
>>34514465Mused to have a thinkpad but now I have a desktop pc
Women, should a guy stop eating fish for a few days before you suck his dick? What other foods make a guy's cum corrosive af that we should avoid?
There is nothing more humiliating and suicide inducing than buying the smallest sized clothes and shoes as a man.
Thoughts preoccupied by the guy I'm trying to fuck :/
>>34514523so dramatic
>>34514517I think I like red on >him. Or maybe blue. Or maybe green. What color should I paint my nails. I like >his eyelashes a lot.
>>34514523better start getting fat then
>>34514524Again
>>34514524text him and see if he's game, its friday
>>34514528Sorry :/
>>34514523No. Small men should be smol. Tall guys should be fat and oafing.
>>34514530How long you been seeing this mf anyway
choose
Men, thoughts on bisexual women?Women, thoughts on bisexual men?
Update on virgin guy, he didn’t come through and neither did any of my friends but he invited me over to watch a movie and sleepover at his house and he thanks me for being patient. Now what? I must suppress my desire to get into his pantsu
>>34514524He is with Stacy having passionate sex
>>34514465used Thinkpad with Linux. I shouldn't have to tell you my gender
>>34514517I really don't like him as a person, or at all really. I wish he would fuck off or start acting right.>>34514535Bisexual men are evil
Damn, you a hoe!
>>34514524If it's me I'm sorry but I don't see us as anything but friends at this point. But you're a really, really good friend!
>>34514536jesus, just put your hands on his pants, or drag his hands onto yours
>>34514539If you're willing to give him a chance to start acting right then you must like something about him, no?
>>34514533I don't watch shounen shit. Pick a better anime.>>34514535>Women, thoughts on bisexual men?I'm bisexual myself, so yeah relatable.
>>34514536jump that nerd
>>34514535m, idc
Should I text my crush tonight?Pros:I get to talk to herCons:She hasn't texted in 2 weeks and I'm just building false hope
>>34514535>Men, thoughts on bisexual women?All women are bisexual, but they're also all just doing it for attention.
>>34514545praytell, name your favourite anime>nb4 Madoka/Utena/some Netflix joseislop
>>34514548Why not ask her to meet up?
>>34514548Do
>>34514548yes, have something to talk about first
>>34514517That I wish he felt the same way about me as I feel about him>>34514535Hot if he tops and sucks dick. Fine if he's a switch as long as he doesn't expect me to touch his asshole.
Undressing and molesting him using the AI in my brain
Choose.
Women are you angry at us?
found a closed-up bank with some good sheltered concrete and kerbs, gonna have a great weekend skating
>>34514544At this point, no. I kept giving him chances because I thought I still saw the good and admirable in him, but I've come to realize the good and admirable are masks. So any "chance" is just because it would be easier for me if he did. There would be no love reignited.
>>34514548Bad idea
>>34514550>Shitting on MadokaI'm all for shitting on Utena, but shitting on Madoka while being a Naruto fan shows you have no taste.
>>34514557Holy shit I was trying to remember what the name of this was like 3 days ago thank you
i havent replied to him in a week cause i was busy with finals... he's keptme added for some reason. do i just reply back to him like normal or apologize first for sort of ghosting him?
>>34514562What can go wrong?
>>34514557judging purely by their appearance, Dusty Ivan Oliver and Wolfgang all seem like they'd be cool to chill with
>>34514396Blue balls?
>>34514533Kurenai > Kushina > Ino > Konan >>>> everyone elseI also find it hilarious that the biggest supporters of harems are the niggas who couldn't pull one bitch, much less several.>>34514535>Women, thoughts on bisexual men?Higher likelihood of them being into pegging.
Why is she so retarded?
>>34514561Sorry to hear. I hope he fixes things for his sake, but I also hope you're able to move on and find someone better.
>>34514565If you like him at all it doesn't hurt to say "sorry I was busy with finals!" because it lets him know you care about what he thinks, but you don't owe him an explanation if you're not comfortable giving one.
>>34514565I'd mention it but it wasn't really ghosting. Finals week is a perfectly valid reason to not hear from somebody.
I am tired of being in pain I am not long for this world
>>34514563>what if magical girl but EDGY and people DIEchildhood is thinking emo shit is cool, adulthood is recognising simple stories with strong morals stand the test of time for a reason.Naruto is just a bad knockoff of HxH BTW, I only jerk it to the porn
>>34514571Who?
>>34514555What makes you think he doesn't feel the same way?>>34514571What'd she do?
>>34514567Depending on your opinion of fuckboys, I'd say you got 3 out of 4 right.
>>34514569there's a reason why I said "choose".For me, it's Anko Tenten and Fuu
>>>/tv/220390149>>>/tv/220384271>>>/tv/220386143get out of the /hotd/ thread, jh
>>34514576How about I put you to sleep
>>34514532That’s not me you tard
>>34514582Obsessed.
>>34514577>Thinking Madoka is just edgy emo shit and implying I don't also enjoy light hearted stuff
>>34514583Yes please
women would you give a testicle massage?
>>34514584Well now I knowI haven't slept in weeks. I think I should go to bed
I just realized that most of the black girls i thought were hot were half black and half white. most people forget they're half unless they look more white than black. extremely underrated.
>>34514591Why aren’t you sleeping I’ve been sleeping constantly which isn’t much better
>>34514590I'd give >his left testicle the washing machine treatment.
>>34514593Fun fact: Most black Americans have some European/White ancestry in them. Slave owners really enjoyed fucking their female slaves.
>>34514594I don't sleep often. Maybe 30 minutes here and there. At least you aren't losing any
>>34514599Why
Women, do you like your ass being played with?
>>34514587>pretending it isn'tit's emo in the same way Evangelion is. if I want mahoshojo, I'll watch something uplifting. Cardcaptors clears 95% of the seinen "deconstruction" series and is equally enjoyable for young girls and adult men. hell I'd rather watch Cutie Honey Flash or Majokko Tickle or something.
>>34514593>>34514598African Americans are all 20% white
>>34514598not fun
Does he know I'm horny and obsessed with him?
>>34514605Why would he know that?
>>34514605no, because you just keep posting here stupid
I don’t think I’m ever going to be horny again. And I don’t understand why I feel so bad when ovulating. Evolutionary dead end
>>34514608you're ovulating? delectable
>>34514589I can be your opiate
>>34514598This is true, but i'm talking about 1 white parent 1 black parent. i was remembering black women celebrities i thought were attractive from childhood to present and the majority of them had a white parent.
>>34514605no, cause if he did then you'd be plowed every night instead being here with usjust. message. him
>>34514601In a bongo drums way or a tucked in the ass way?
Women how would you feel if your man sent you a letter his carrier pigeon
>>34514617*fuckedReset my keyboard and now it wants to be an asshole
>>34514618>his*Via
Ever since I came off birth control, the thought of not having kids makes me sad.
>>34514617Kek, funny that you ask. I meant the horny way, but now that you mention it, I too would pleasantly enjoy playing them like the bongos
women do you really not feel anything during penetration?
>>34514600Goodnight
Foids do you get wet when a man opens a pickle jar?
I think I friendzoned a girl by accident and I think it upset her.
>>34514634What did you say?
>>34514633no but i do enjoy how i imagine it makes him feel, I'll sometimes ask him to open stuff for me even when i know i can on my own
Women you have a big crush on a guy, and you finally get into bed with him, but his dick is small. Is he being friendzoned after this?
>>34514624Yes, to both. >>34514638How small?
>>34514636Last time we met I hugged her, but I didn't sense any interest and figured she just wanted to be friends so I didn't this time and she seemed really shaken by it.
>>34514633NTA but added question: would it still get you wet if he levered the edge of the lid with a teaspoon to break the vacuum seal first so it was easy to open?
>>34514638No. >He isn't small
women was you day lame or fun
>>34514644I have a job interview at Home Depot tomorrow. So, fun I guess?
>>34514640Uh, well, 6 is average. So what's your response for 5, 4, and 3 inches? Or if those don't matter, then thin dick where you don't expect it to feel tight
sick of his lazy ass and dick not giving me the time of day
>>34514640*plugs gamecube into your butt and plays Donkey Kong Jungle Beats*
>>34514644Um, fun ig?
>>34514643How do you know?
>>34514638I could go down to 4" without any disappointment if it's not too thin and if he eats pussy well
>>34514650I just know.
>>34514644It was fun but I was sad
>>34514653Women think they know more than they do.
>>34514654Why sad
>>34514629You’re on drugs aren’t you
>>34514656I've got an algorithm.
Women, if you could control your man of choice for exactly 1 hour starting right now, what would you make him do?
>>34514637obv i'm not him, but for me I wouldn't think much of it. I like when I make the women I like happy, but opening stuff for her doesn't make me think I'm making her happy. Making her cum, giving her affection, the occasional gift, those are what I feel directly make her happy. Being useful to her is nice in general, but unless a girl is giving direct signals that she's happy (orgasm moans, giving affection back, giddiness of getting a gift), I don't directly feel like I'm making her happy, so opening a jar wouldn't mean to much to me. More like an, of course babe. More of a friend feeling, which is a good thing since I wanna be her best friend. But nothing romantic about it imo
>>34514651>without any disappointmentOh wow that sounds really greatCunt
>>34514662Goon >him into a sealable tube and mail it to myself.
>>34514660Publish the formula.
>>34514667I can't, you'll call me racist, or report me for racism outside of /b/.
>>34514662Go to a lawyer, set up a trust fund for me, liquidate all his assets and put everything he owns in that trust fund, make sure it has no limits on how much I can use and what for and will be sustained even after he's gone and also make sure there's no way anyone can ever change anything about this set up for any reason. That man will be elon musk.
My brain tumor is growing
>>34514671Stop reading /atoga/ it'll do that to you
>>34514670You're not getting 1/10 of that done in an hour.
God I need me some pussy. It's been 3 years since I've had any and it was with a girl who breaks the rules. AKA rulebreaker. Not joking.
>>34514674You do if you throw enough money at it and he will. He probably already has top lawyers on quick dial that do nothing but wait for his call, he can do it. Maybe not the liquidating assets thing but there could be a clause about doing that asap and adding the money as it comes in.
>>34514675How
anybody wanna watch the Northwest 200 with me tomorrow? somebody has already died during qualifying so you know it's gonna be a good race
>>34514675Was it as stank as the myths and legends say
Dear Depop foids I am buying your underwear, and you don't know it
>>34514646Above 4 inches is still serviceable for penetrarion. If it really thin or shorter than that, penetration wouldn't be enjoyable, but there are other ways to have sex than PIV. >>34514648*cums at every boss fight*>>34514662I could either do something very heroic or very funny>picrel
>>34514680You can sell underwear on depop? I should start doing that.
>>34514675i thought blueval was rulebreaker
>>34514675explain for the folks at home who rulebreaker is
>>34514675You are joking, stinky liar
>>34514669What if he was an exception to your algorithm? How would you cope with charlie's babypeen?
>>34514676Just have him wire you a million bucks or something you'll be set anyway
>>34514465MMacbook Neo. Big fanThis is the first new Mac I've ever owned. The only other ones I've used were G3 and G4 Macs.I used to use a Thinkpad
>>34514681make him fuck trump in the ass?
>>34514681>penetrarionMy name if I was Roman
>>34514687No that would be lame. Why settle if you can have much more? I can make him wire me a couple millions right away in a matter of a few minutes and then he'll spend the rest of the time setting up the trust fund.
>>34514671>>34514673>/atoga/ is reality, and reality is less than /atoga/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfUX9W5TJIQ
>>34514686I've been very accurate based upon upper lip and eyebrow ratios.
>>34514690GAY
>>34514681Oooh, yeah, he is visiting china in a few days...
>>34514665nta but what do you expect women to say? "wow yeah i have no possible preferences at all and no possible size of penis could ever disappoint me?" wtf do u think she's gonna say lmao
>>34514693This only works for white men btw. But if they have big lips, there's a good change their penis is big too indeed. It's like mother nature made everything slightly too big.
>>34514689No, I would control Trump for an hour and do something very funny.
>>34514664makes sense. I guess i figured it made men feel good in a more strong/manly way and less of a aiding their gf way.
>>34514657I've been having a hard time
>>34514579>What makes you think he doesn't feel the same way?The fact that he dumped me feels like a pretty good indicator>>34514601I like that he likes playing with it. The cheeks anyway.>>34514618Like he's very committed to the bit. I'd like it.>>34514644Was ok
>>34514669Are you saying white dudes have huge dicks or small ones...? Why are we vaguecockposting
it doesnt even matter we're all one consciousness
I've got thin lips and I'm hung hoes ain't shit
>>34514705Pretty sure your definition of big lips and "hung" are way off. We're talking bj lips and around 8 inches.
>>34514703He's not exactly white
I'm so tired I don't even want to drink water
>>34514701How come
>>34514697Yeah the foot thing is not accurate. I know several size 16's with micros now.If you have too much big, it starts leeching hormones from penis size. Small has highest odds for focousing big penis.
Do you guys want anything from famous american clown fast food chain
>>34514706I'm a solid 8 inches with a bit of Nebraska rounding
>>34514711>famous american clown fast food chain?
>>34514714Ok, post lips.
>>34514711Jack in the Box? I'm not tired and/or high enough for that, bro.
>>34514715Bro... Which one has the clown mascot...
>>34514711can we get Arbys or ChikFilA instead?
>>34514715>>34514717
>tfw no mcdonalds date w a cute moid
>>34514718>we have reached an age where kids don't know who Ronald McGoddamnDonald isman I'm old
>>34514723I literally haven't seen this guy since Ran Ran Ru
>>34514665I take it you're smaller than 4" and can't eat puss
>>34514716They're like two pencil streaks
>>34514711Wemdy's has good nuggies and frosty. Their fries are still meh tho.
>>34514724A friend once asked me which restaurant I'd take a girl on a date to, I drew a blank and said McDonald's and he laughed at me. Fuck you Dan.
>>34514724Would you do Whataburger or In-n-Out instead? There's an In-n-Out near me but if you want Whataburger we've got to drive a couple hours first.
Did I break the armpit moid
>>34514711Small coke please.
>>34514722Dey closed sorry>>34514734I would be getting In-n-Out instead rn if I could.
>>3451473540 years of inhaling your own diabetes farts has given you brain damage.
>>34514682There's a greater selection of bras than panties on there but yes you should
>>34514685if ur rulebreaker then im not lying. just think on it a little and u will probably believe me.
>>34514736Alright here you go:ᶜᵒᵏᵉ
>>34514734ive never been to whataburger, are you texan? :0
>>34514738I think that's just cholesterol
>>34514739How much are you paying?
>>34514726That's a meme that's probably gonna stay with me until my deathbed. One of the earliest things I can remember from browsing here tooI played a bunch of mugen on the family desktop back then too lol
Man, why don't they have Whataburger in Utah? I gotta drive down to Vegas for that shit.
Women would you date a stingy moid
>>34514740Nope. I magnet wiped. You don't matter.
>>34514748a fellow utah anon... maybe i've seen you before o_o
>>34514752Probably not, I never leave my house except to go hiking or to go work out really late at night.
>>34514741I chuckled
>>34514749NopeI do expensive crafts and like to travel for related events, and I really like good food.
>>34514728Ok, keep lying.
>>34514753what gym?
>>34514750w-whaaaatthat's a bit esoteric
>>34514734I heard after whataburger was sold it's absolute trash
>>34514749No thanks.
>>34514740you fucked that thing? wtf is the matter with you bro
women would you date a stinky moid?
>>34514740So how was the sex
>>3451474525% to 50% off retail if they're in used condition ironically
>>34514750So it's true and you just don't want to be reminded? Lol.
>>34514711They're all clowns>>34514730You think she shits frosties? I'd still eat it, honestly.>>34514734I got burned out on Whataburger after working there.>>34514742NTA but they went downhill after they got bought. One more thing private equity ruined.
>>34514757It's across from a seafood restaurant.
>>34514758
>>34514763No fuck off and go shower.
>>34514774I'm not stinky I'm just asking if you would date a stinky moid (not me)
>>34514767Brah.They are gooning to this conversation.
Women would you date a moid who smells like sand, cedars, and juniper?
GenderWhat was the smoothest way you got a phone number or any other kind of contact info (social media counts)
>>34514764like fucking a gigantic hard boiled egg- her shape, her texture, her smell...
How cringe would it be to start collecting Pokemon cards? Women's opinions preferred
Women would you date a man who steals your thunder?
>>34514784Same question but Yugioh cards and I already have a huge collection
>>34514706i have a tiny dick and big ass lips.
>>34514779100%, thats perfect
>>34514784If you're not a kid, and not trying to actively rob every scalper you can, don't.
>>34514783Ew lol
>>34514785never, keep your greedy moid hands off me
>>34514705>>34514706And I didn't say which ratio about the male lip it was, goobers.
>>34514784Have you thought of not caring what random foids think?
Should I go to mothers day mass on sunday at the catholic church? Will they be swinging that smoking thing around?
Women, would you date a moid who makes a loud train whistle sound every time finishes eating breakfast?Like, he sounds normal 100% of the time otherwise, but whenever he finishes his first meal of the day, he goes "gee, that was delicious, [train whistle sound]" and kisses you.
Need to date a girl with bad posture
>>34514799yeah that sounds darling
>>34514786What do you enjoy about collecting? Do you go to conventions? I'm getting a dopamine rush thinking about spending all this money but I'm also thinking about long term things like storage and if having a pile of cards would really make me happy
Women how are your boobs tonight? Are they cool?
>>34514803They are doing fine. Although I grazed oke nipple on the door when going to the bathroom which made me wince.
nothing matters. i have dissolved my ego on lsd. we are all one.
>>34513160What activities can I do if I'm dating a "girly girl"? We literally have nothing in common
>>34514803Surprisingly warm. I am probably still peaked from b vitamins.
>>34514806fucking, eating, sleeping, how it was intended
>>34514804Is that painful or something
Why do men have to be so mean to me? genuinely. Both family and strangers.
Women how's your roast beef tonight? Is it hanging low?
>>34514809Uh yeah, nipples are sensitive.
>>34514779I ONLY date people who smell like lilac and gooseberries.>>34514778Wdym?>>34514806Try something she's into and broaden your horizons.
>>34514749NoI don't mind a frugal moid or one who has snacks that are just for him and I need to ask permission before I touch them because he grew up with some food insecurity but taking it too far and becoming a miser who wears disintegrating socks when he very comfortably has the means to get more is an ick. Living in mild discomfort in order to not part with $20 is ridiculous.
>>34514811I don't have any.
>>34514811I have an innie.
>>34514812How about your clothes
>>34514804You know what? I never considered women had this problem
>>34514810Your family is ass and your environment is ass. Sorry they're mean to you
>>34514802I play retro formats in person, and I like having 1st edition cards for my favorite archetype to show off. I don't go to conventions or big tournaments, just locals.Do you like the TCG or just certain Pokemon? If it's the latter you could get a display of some sort to show off your favorite cards.
>>34514813it thinks we're gooning to your scat fetish.
>>34514811The only beef in me is in pill form.I have an innie.
Do men ever get the urge to choke on dick?
>>34514810Such is the life of an ugly girl
>>34514818Only the fat ones
>>34514818It doesn't happen often, I was just being lazy and not opening the door properly but it's annoying that these sensitive body parts just stick out in front of you like that. >>34514817It happened through a shirt.
>>34514815>>34514816>>34514822This is the femanon version of every moid lying about being 7".
>>34514823No I’m bi but only a top who will never be penetrated
>>34514824Just because I was born this way doesn’t mean I deserve mistreatment.
>>34514829So have we finally decided that the small penis equivalent for a foid is beef flaps?
>>34514829Yeah, the flabs just don't say anything, similar to the dicklets.
>>34514829She thinks it counts because her lard covers everything
>>34514823I like femdom (I'm a switch) so if a cute girl gagged me with a penis gag I'd think it was hot. Not a huge penis gag, just enough to humiliate me.
>>34514817How do you not get tired of simping, cuckworm? This is pathetic.
>>34514821It's a frosty fetish
>>34514785No>>34514799Maybe>>34514803I guess so>>34514811Mauve
>>34514833Thats been common knowledge since always.
>>34514827I mean how does your shirt and bra not rub them raw
>>34514829Nah. You guys actually bred beef femanons kinda out due to porn preference stuff. They are rare. (Shyaddup it's not a beef pun)
>>34514829In my case>>34514816I'm not lying, but I'm also not retarded enough to post a picture of my vag to 4chan. So what can I do?
>>34514833Not even close lol men who actually have sex don't care about the flaps.
>>34514841They are soft and tight so they don't move around too much but it has happened that clothes become painful when they were already sensitive.
Foids, I suck at cooking. Would it offend you if I asked if we cooked something together for dinner when you came over and then relied on you for pretty much everything?
>>34514823I get curious about how would my own cock would feel in my mouth but thats about it
>>34514842You can't breed a physical trait out of the population in less than 3 decades. No one gave a shit about pussy lips until 2005 or even later.
It's scary to think you could fall in love with a woman only to later find out that she has roast beef.
>>34514840Every time it gets brought up theres always contention Exhibit A: >>34514844
>>34514846No, I'd enjoy that.
>>34514827Kinda like with us and our penises
I hate myself so much.I see no reason to ever be happy in this disgusting horrifying worldI am a pathetic freak and this world is hell
>>34514846If you didn't warn me that that was going to happen then yeah
>>34514848*stares at you in female genital mutilation*>>34514851There's always some retard coping and nobody said beef flaps won't get fucked, they will, the man will just be disgusted the whole time.
>>34514829Hey im not lying about my penis size!
>>34514839My head is kind of that colour our bits would camouflage against one another
>>34514854this is sad to hear someone say this about themselves. why so hard on yourself?
>>34514848I think you're underestimating teen violence and why everyone is panicking about population replacement.
>>34514859Ew
>>34514850That would be a dream come true. Meaty pussy lips are one of my fetishes. I wish more women had them
>>34514862What do you mean ew
>>34514856>*stares at you in female genital mutilation*That wasn't about pussy lip, also unless you believe in Lamarckian evolution that has nothing to do with it.>>34514861>underestimating teen violenceWhat does that have to do with it?
>>34514868She's right tho, 2005 was a wave of pussy touch-ups from that dane cook bit.
>>34514860Many reasonsDeath is terrifying, non-existence is terrifying. This world is just a bunch of flesh beings forced into existence only to have it taken away from them. Suffering is universal.Me personally I have no friends and I'm losing my mind and I have no way of getting help because I can't afford therapy and I see no way of ever being happy because I know I will eventually suffer and be erased from existence
>>34514851>>34514856I think it's just a thing small dicked guys say because they want someone to feel like a guy with a micro dick is her only option because her pussy is ugly or whatever. They can't feel desired so they want to drag someone else down with them.
>>34514785Thunder only happens when it's raining...
>>34514847Is it big and uncut?
>>34514188>>34514192>>34514196>>34514212>>34514235i just spent the last hour watching her scream and get arrested and scream about getting arrested
>>34514869NtaMy little sister would listen to his special with the "he thought he was the burger king" bit in it on her little radio to go to bed. We shared a room.
>>34514878Well at least it will be quiet soon.
>>34514877Yes and yes
its okay we're all one consciousness you can't really die.
>>34514879I don't know how to respond to this.
>>34514882No! Get me out if this hell called life
>>34514878Did you get video? A real nigga would get video and post it for the homies.
This guy sounds so good I wish my voice was smooth.
My cousin looks like this.
>>34514884life is not actually bad at all you have just arbitrarily made it significantly more serious than it has to be.
>>34514881Nice :)
I love big meaty pussy lips so muchI love sucking them into my mouth
>>34514885WORLDSTAR
>>34514846No, I can autistically explain most of proceedure too.
wow i cant believe dua lipa smokes cigarettes wow she is so hot she is such a queen.
Please find a name for him.
>>34514892I don't think you're making anyone feel better about their lips
>>34514883I think that feeling is the correct response t b h>>34514892Would you chew on them if you knew it wouldn't hurt her? I get the sense that that's an impulsive thought some of you have. Like a fidget toy not to maim them.
>>34514895waitThis was an /ss/ manga, I fucking swear. I read the whole thing. Is this a mandela effect?
>>34514897sammie
>>34514891Thanks!
>>34514897Sylvester
>>34514898That wasn't my intention, I'm just sharing my opinion. >>34514899No that's too violent
>>34514897Cindeon
>>34514900this was NOT an /ss/ manga
>>34514898Meaty is a fairy neutral descriptor imo. It's apt.
Women The back of my knees are very sensitive
>>34514908no there was DEFINITELY a /ss/ ecchi manga about a young boy meeting up with an onee-san who would constantly slack off at her job. It might've been a gas station instead of a supermarket though. I can't find it on mangadex but I know there was a massive purge.
Why do I feel angry over my sister getting a bf?
>>34514912Listen that might be a real manga but they sure as hell weren't smoking cigs behind the 7/11
>>34514914You want one too
Does it annoy you when people whistle when they pronounce their s's?
Find a flaw
>>34514910This is female hands?
>>34514914Jealousy, duh. Next question.
>>34514880shes getting evicted too! sah-weet!
>>34514919What makes you say that?
>>34514922Yeah getting arrested tends to break leases.
>>34514918Just look at how skilled she is. Never thought that a female footballer could be this silky on the ball
I can’t wait to have a bf I can tickle as payback whenever he makes me upset
>>34514923The movie "Scott Pilgrim vs the world"
>>34514926Most moids are not ticklish
>>34514914You want to be her bf.
>>34514927Oh yeah i forgot about that lol
>>34514928everyones ticklish on their sides
>>34514897Lilith
>>34514897Momo
>>34514897>himwhen are you gonna start her on hrt
>>34514897Sayla
>>34514930Lmao. Caught your ass.#CLOCKED
>>34514810because you shamelessly fish for attention and sympathy to stroke your own ego
>>34514936How exactly did you "catch my ass"?
>>34514925That is pretty impressive for a female. Any time I watched female football, I started laughing at how stiff and terrible they were. Asian girls are truly amazing.
>>34514885i did get a video but unfortunately I cannot post it without doxxing myself. try to imagine it~
>>34514897You could be a square and name it something like "Sylvester" or "Appa" or whatever the fuck.If you were really cool you'd name him something badass like "2001 Honda Civic"
I wanna hold her empty little head in my hands
>>34514924it was happening before that. this is just icing on the cake
snuggles with femanon
>>34514938Like this.
>>34514943>I cannot post it without doxxing myself.That seems improbable desu. People here seem to have a weird idea of what doxing actually is.
>>34514949This is a blue board.
>>34514949Thats.. not what i meant, anyway no im not a foid
>>34514952Fine. No file.
>>34514955Thank you, I don't need horny thoughts right now.
>>34514897Sven Loy
>>34514957You killed the thread. This is your fault.
>>34514960Fine. I NEED horny thoughts right NOW!!!
>>34514958>>34514945>>34514935>>34514933>>34514932>>34514907>>34514904Sylvester it is then...
hey atoga, what's the FIRST word that comes to your mind when you see her?
>>34514967Ugly
>>34514967Highlights
>>34514967psyop
>>34514966You sound disappointed
>>34514966The fact that 2001 Honda Civic even made it onto the list is enough for me to be happy. >>34514967Hair
>>34514967Zebra
>>34514968Your mind needs to be fixed. Literally everyone thinks she is attractive
>>34514966I say best out of 3.
>>34514967Joyous.
>>34514974She's really not. And WTF are those things over her upper front teeth? Bizarre woman.
>>34514967I'm gonna post best boy if you keep this meme up.
>>34514979She has a piercing in her mouth. It's gross.
>>34514980>>34514968Imagine being this contrarian just for attention
>>34514983She should pierce opposite of her moles too. It would be like an illusion of being heavily pierced.
>>34514974>eat shit millions of flies cant be wrong!
>>34514967takenshe has a bf what's the fucking point of simping for some girl you're never gonna meet who already has someone?
>>34514984Maybe I do have a tongue fetish after all...
>>34514984Yeah im the attention whore and not the cocksucker that wont stop spamming this mid at best woman in every thread
anons, how would you feel if a girl you weren't in a relationship with let alone a friendship, drew you and her in a romantic and sexual way? from cuddling to having sex?
>>34514978Based>>34514979You're either a foid or gay
>>34514981hello, based department?
Enough arguing about Alysa. How about Chase?
asbest women my beloved
>>34514984She looks bad ranjeesh.
>>34514993Not my type
>>34514993she looks like my sister
>>34514991>You're either a foid or gayShe's much too ethnic for my tastes. Nice figure though.
>>34514999Is your sister single
>>34514987>she has a bf what's the fucking point of simping for some girl you're never gonna meet who already has someone?What's the point of staring at a beautiful landscape you'll never visit, let alone own?
>>34514993She looks part black which is a turnoff
>>34514992This was peak entertainment. Bravo. Braces and all.
say ur gender when respondingshould i feel bad if ive been talking to a guy on disc for about 7 months or so and when we finally sent eachother videos i got really sad and kind of stopped having as much of a crush on him once i saw his penisit doesnt really matter to me that much overall so idk why it feels that way now but yeah
>>34515006How small is it
Every man's dream wife
>>34514991I'm a man and she does nothing for me. Her face is nothing special. I hate the moles, the retarded piercing and the raccoon hair. Her whole shtick is that she looks attainable to you and is bubbly.
once talked to a woman who believed a flaccid dick was what you’re working with when it’s fully erect. Don't be that woman
>>34515006F, it always dampens the romantic wholesome feelings once you introduce degeneracy, especially in such a soulless way.
>>34515006Explain how his penis looked
>>34515010Holy projectionI'm literally married, but I can appreciate beautiful women when I see one.
>>34514926>>34514928I am extremely ticklish
>>34515015Does your wife know you dump images of women on 4chan
imagine your husband spamming his simping for a mid teenage plant on 4chan and not getting a divorce
>>34515012I mean, after 40 I'm pretty sure you can expect moids to stop being growers.
>>34515006M7 months of talking to a guy online without sending nudes? It's your own damn fault.
>>34515014>>34515007im not quite sure but it was slightly longer than his fist as he grabbed it and pretty skinny. it was also darker and more red than the rest of his body.
>>34515021Imagine your husband wanting to leave you to become a fake whore.
>>34515022What does this mean? After 40 the guy's dick is blown out and just hangs full of blood?
>>34515022How old are you?
>>34515024You make it sound as if it looked bruised
>>34515025If I wasn't already married, I'd never get married.
>>34515024>slightly longer than his fist as he grabbed itDoes every woman need a two-hander?
>>34515025Doesn't that headline break hippa laws or something
>>34515014According to Grok, she is conventionally attractive.
State genderAre you married? Have you been married before? How long have you been married? Would you marry again?
>>34515031Domme's aren't doctors lmao. What? XDDDD
>>34515032You couldn't have replied to a more unfortunate post
>>34515029imagine your wife saying this lol
>>34515032She's a 5-6/10. I see hotter girls every day.
>>34515033F, yes, no, 9 years, no.
>>34515032NPC behavior
>>34515034I know they aren't performing surgeries or anything but they're kinda like therapists
>>34515030>needno, but one can dream though
>>34515019Do virgins here actually believe that the second you get married you stop being a man? Like beautiful women suddenly turn into ugly hags in your eyes the moment you put a ring on?
>>34515040*trying to compute how this moid has sex work and therapy confused*
>>34515032SAAAR
>>34515041I can do two hands with the head still sticking out.
My penis is only slightly longer than both of my fists, its over u_u
>>34515036Why? I got lucky, no need to challenge luck a second time, the chances are just too low.>>34515042I think most people would hope that once you're married you have the decency to not act on those immature urges.
>>34515048Cervixknife ah dih
>>34515043He is right. Where are your kids?
>>34515043I thought you were an ally or whatever
>>34515037You don't go outside. I don't trust the opinion of some loser NEET over a super AI trained on massive scientific peer reviewed datasets about what makes a face attractive.To most if not all people, she is an 8/10 at the very least. And no, I'm not getting flustered over this because I'm "simping for her" or whatever cope you have, I don't know this girl nor will ever meet her, I'm getting pissed because this is an ATTACK on my tastes. You're an arrogant faggot who's belittling my personal taste and acting like what I find attractive is some peasant-tier opinion. Kill yourself, genuinely
>>34515024>slightly longer than his fistOof that is kind of short
>>34515053>I don't trust the opinion of some loser NEET over a super AI trained on massive scientific peer reviewed datasets about what makes a face attractive.Oh boy, here we go.
>>34515050Doesnt that hurt?
Now he is just ragebaiting
>>34515053>I don't go outside>says the retard obsessed with a mid Olympic athlete and has her pics savedThat's hilarious.
Shit, slightly longer than my fist is like 3 inches. I wouldn't send dick picks if my dick were that small...
I wanna visit India.
Why do women demand cocks bigger than they can handle?
Girls You have 1400 brave, strong men of the Irish Brigade on your beck and call. What do you do with them?
Atoga, my parrot is gone.This was my best friend for the last 14 years, half of my life.I have no idea what to do now. We’ve been through everything together and now he’s just gone…I just want to drop dead at this point
>>34515053>someone says some celebrity you find cute isn't attractive>doubles down and gets into an internet debate about her attractivenessLook I'm not that anon and I even think Alysa is hot but do you really think this is worth your time?Besides the Jap was cuter.
>>34515070Hi fren. I saw your other post about wanting to kill yourself if you lost your parrot. I feel for you. I won't attempt any platitudes, but if you want to talk it out, I'm here.
>>34515067Why does man yearn for the stars?
>>34515075Fuck u nigga cuz I can
>>34515077Precisely, same goes for women and too big dicks.
>>34515069I get to ride on a golden bull/horse into the capitol before we light a fire and start shoving opps in.
GirliesYou must choose between a strong, brave dvoryanstvo and a super wealthy brahmin. Pick.
>>34515081idk what those words mean
>>34515070Sorry, anon. Someday their memory will make you more happy than sad.
So I got curious over this question >>34514077, and realized there's a "simple" way to do this.Fellow men, I have made a calculator. It says that >if you can shoot your cum directly upwards 1 foot higher than the tip of your dick, you can at most shoot your cum around 2.8 feet away from you assuming her body is laying down about 1 foot below you. This is a normal condition since she's likely to be lying down on a bed when you shoot your load, and you'll be either standing or on your knees sunk into the bed. It'd be dumb to assume she's lying straight on the floor and you're standing up.>If you can shoot it 1.5 feet high, you can go 3.85 feet away. If .5 feet, then 1.75 feet awayMen, post your results: how high can you shoot your cum from the tip of your dick? (do NOT post a pic)
Femoids. Was your first period scary?
>>34515082Tough Russian Nobility or super rich Indian Nobility
>>34515089Quit asking this pedo
>>34515090first option then, although im not sure i'll be able to take him seriously if he has a russian accent
>>34515089Terrifying actually. Came out of nowhere and I thought I was genuinely dying with how painful it was.
>>34515025Porn sickness is a bitch
>>34515087I don't know. The best I can say is that when I'm laying one my back jerking off the cum lands at most near my nipple, and that's not that far since my dick is parallel to my body and reaches my belly button.
Need chubby trivia playing foid.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/maNwBfKD_TY
>>34515091Which pedo I'm asking?
>>34513494Pretty successful, but I threw up after from nerves.
>old friend trooned out and is now posting thirst traps on instagramI did not need to see this. Genuinely feels like demonic possession.
>>34515102>Genuinely feels like demonic possession.That's just you feeling horny.
>>34515103Do you normally get horny when you get the ick?
>>34515102But are they hot though
>>34515102Knowing people before they troon is kinda like knowing a caterpillar. You know they won't go back and if they do they won't be similar and it will be very weird. Also because most think of gender as a concept and identity like makeup.
>>34515097https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h2BBD9Zf1M8This has gotta be a sex thing, the people making these shorts know what they're doing.
>>34515089A bit. It must have started while I was sleeping but I got up and got right in the shower, nothing had a chance to leak out until I had the water on so it looked a lot worse than it was.
>>34515102Really? Usually I'm like "yeah that makes sense". Like when someone who is obviously gay tells you they're gay.
>>34515107>is kinda like knowing a caterpillar.Terrible metaphor, no one is friends with a caterpillar.
Women. If you were physically abusive to your bf/husband that he started having literal nightmares of you, would you get the ick?
>>34515107>Also because most think of gender as a concept and identity like makeup.if that was true then they wouldnt go on hormones and get surgeries. the back bone transgenderism is medical transition.
>>34515115Yeah, nobody knows if they're friends with a caterpillar. Then they turn themselves into primordeal soup with millions of surgeries and it gets spooky.
>>34515113I'm pretty sure his gf has a feminization fetish and is trooning him out Wachowski style, because there weren't really any signs.
>>34515119Why would I do that?
Brave men or rich men?
>>34515124No men
>>34515124Do what? Get the ick? Maybe he's too much or a wimp to stand up for himself
Thoughts on Tung Tung Tung Sahur?
>>34515064ngl its underrated how bad being a tiny dick must be, legit suicide fuel
>>34515089Yep, it hurt and I was homeless at the time. Not fun
>>34515069We make a 1401 person choreographed dance
Had a good time with the nice lady with the big knockers tonight. We were going to keep hanging out but her sister called and I could hear her crying asking to pick her up lol. The bar was closing too so if she didn’t call, we may have been able to smash. Apparently this is her first date that she’s ever been on since breaking up with her bf she had since she was 15. Strange, but she was cool. Kinda wish she talked a bit more but the silence wasn’t too awkward and was pretty minimal overall. I made her laugh a lot and she hugged me and I could feel her boobies on my stomach (because I’m tall). Overall the date was a 8/10. Could’ve been higher if we kissed; would have been a 10 if we fucked
>>34515067Idk but it’s hot
>>34515067if you want an actual answer its just that big ones look more aesthetic, stronger, more imposing, just cooler overall. seeing a guy get naked and theres just this small thing sticking off him is just kind of an "oh, ok i guess" kind of feeling
>>34515142Shoulda gone for the kiss, homie. Got to put in the work if you want to pump & dump.
WomenYou must choose between 200 noble men to serve you or 2 noblemen to serve you
>>34515146NTA. Based
Ladies, mind answering this one >>34514335 since we're on the topic?
>>34515159>>34515151go jerk off nigga
Women, would you rather:- gain the ability to pee while standing up (in such a way that you never miss or get urine where you don't want it)- only having half as many periods
I gave two dead baby birds a small burial and now I’m sad
Do girls like anime girls?
>>34515070I'm sorry for your loss.
>>34515122hot
I am the last of the old stock colonial, Confederate, and Russian Nobility.Girls Use my face as you please .
>>34515162I already dont get my period so option 1
Brave men's faces exist to be women's seats
Either gender Would you rather never have to pee again or never have to poop again?Let's say a wormhole that goes to outer space is placed in your bladder or in your rectum
>>34515173Based facesitting enjoyer
>>34515164That sucks
>>34515161The cuckworm is a 29yo virgin incel. This is all he has.
>>34515161Well, I feel like I'm too much for normie women, but not quite into size queen territory
>>34515122women dont have feminization fetishes, shit like that is always men trooning themselves into gangly freaks
>>34515178Lol hi sarge
Women, what kind of porn do you prefer?>solo male>solo female>straight>gay male>lesbian
If I fap with soap and water, I have a dry orgasm, but if I do it dry, I cum normally.. What causes this?
Sit on my face!
>>34515184lesbian
>>34515174Peeing. It's more time lost overall and I can't even spend time sitting.
>>34515184Statistics says they prefer lesbian, which I don't understand. I mean I love lesbian porn but I'm a straight male
>>34515189They probably like seeing the girls cum.
>>34515183Correction* he did get diddled by a male family member in the past, lmao. So he's only a virgin with women.
>>34515184Straight. I prefer gay male in concept but it's usually much lower quality.
>>34513183Femanon, stop being a thief
>>34513185Oof, I wish women thought this way about us.
>>34515174>a wormhole that goes to outer space is placed in your bladder or in your rectumHorrifying death.
>>34515193You know a lot of lore
I like to go down.
>>34515203Downtown, perhaps?
>>34515162Half as many periods no questionI can pee outside pretty efficiently without taking my pants all the way off as long as I have privacy and a tissue handy.
>>34515159Don’t know, bigger looks better
>>34515184solo malejust a guy whos my type and he’s masturbating, nothing fancy, no toys, just him and his hand.
>>34515184FFM
>>34515194Why do you prefer it in concept?
My feelings for my childhood friend are killing me and I still can't get the courage to tell him. What the fuck do I do I'm desperate anons
>>34515212>can't get the courage to tell him>I'm desperateNot desperate enough.
>>34515212You should've told him on April fools day so you could play it off as a joke if he doesn't feel the same way.
>>34515168Maomao is cool yeah>>34515174FPoop>>34515184Straight
>>34515199I think you're thinking of a black hole
>>34515184Straight interracial
Men's bodies are for your pleasure
>>34515221then post them
>>34515223Mine looks like this
>>34515225cute
>>34515212You can let him know you’re gay anon, he’s been your friend for this long. He probably knows already anyways
>>34515074>>34515086>>34515169Thanks anons.Im just completely ruined today, the house is completely quiet for the first time in a decade.This was the longest week of my life and he was seeming to be getting better just yesterday. Today he was just lying dead in his cage
>>34515233
>>34515233Sorry bro
>>34515233very beautiful bird, rest in peace. sorry for your loss anon
>>34515233Looked like a sweet guy
>>34515212You might be bouncing on it right now if you weren't so chickenshit
>>34514344I'd do it for free
>>34514308Well, he's a porn sub, so maybe he has a point.
>>34515242He'll reject me.
>>34515174>Let's say a wormhole that goes to outer space is placed in your bladder or in your rectumSo, there's now a hole inside my body, on the far side of which is hard vacuum? That would result in every part of my body being squeezed through the hole by atmospheric pressure.
>>34515171>Use my face as you pleaseIncluding pissing and shitting on it?
>>34515253How are you certain?
>>34515261>That would result in every part of my body being squeezed through the hole by atmospheric pressure.Wild claim. Needs proof.
>>34515087I've never measured that exactly, but when I was younger and getting a hand job (lying on my back), I always had to ask her to be careful where she was aiming, otherwise it would hit me in the face. One time when I was about 25, my then gf jerked me off standing up, and that bit the wall near the floor, a good ten feet away. The reactions I used to get ("You've got some range on you!") suggest this is quite unusual.
>>34515261>That would result in every part of my body being squeezed through the hole by atmospheric pressure.A pressure differential of one atmosphere isn't enough to do that. It would fuck up you organs depending on how big the hole is though.
>>34515212>What the fuck do I do I'm desperate anonsYou stop being a coward and tell him.
>>34515271>A pressure differential of one atmosphere isn't enough to do that.Atmospheric pressure (using imperial units) is 15 pounds per square inch. You don't think 15lb of force on a square inch of soft tissue is enough to force it through a hole? Maybe your bones might survive, I guess.
>>34515224>It's just funny how pathetic the cuckworm is.Why delete?
>>34513160That's a guy isn't it?
>>34515273Depends on the size of the hole and where it is. If you had 15 lbs of weight on a one square inch area of your body (like a sledgehammer balanced so the base of the handle is resting on you) it wouldn't necessarily kill you.
>>345151594.5" to 8".
>>34515135You were homeless when you had your first period?That sounds awful, I hope life is treating you better now.
Men, Hows your night going so far?
>>34515284It's the middle of the day. I just had breakfast.
>>34515265No one would want a fatty like me
I still love you, fucking bitch
>>34515286So what are you gonna do?
>>34515284Going good. Just finished dinner and am now wondering what I should do until I go to bed.How about yourself?
>>34515288Keep my mouth shut and starve while I'm at it. Idk. I put all this weight on in just a few months last year and it won't come off
>>34515291>I put all this weight on in just a few months last yearHow much did you gain?
>>34515285hows your morning going then, whats on the agenda for the rest of the day?>>34515289similar standing, in bed, bored out of my mind. i got nothing to do for the next week except waste away on here.
>>3451529216 kg and I've only managed to lose 2
>>34515297That's a lot to gain in just a few months. What happened?
>>34515299I was very depressed and I couldn't get a job
>>34515300Are you feeling better now? Did you find a job eventually?
Find a flaw.
>>34515220Moid hands.
>>34515302
>>34515301Yeah, it got better but the weight thing is really difficult to manage. I've tried fasting but it's still very hard
yesterday someone told me they feel like the now is the best the world will ever be, the teens and kids and babies and young adults will be living in a true hell world then proceeded to laugh that maybe then people won't be weak anymore. Lesson learned, don't talk to randoms in a barbershop, they've got issues. He probably wasn't wrong tho, everything sucks and gets worse the only positives is seeing groups of people you despise suffering even more than you are currently
>>34515284Horrible
>>34515305>Yeah, it got betterGood to hear.>weight thing is really difficult to manage. I've tried fasting but it's still very hardIt's going to be long game. I'd count on years. You're going to have to be very disciplined with how much you eat each day. Don't do fasting in the sense of not eating anything, that just leads to yo-yoing. But you need to dramatically reduce how much you eat each meal. And no snacks.Exercising and getting physically fit also helps by having a body that burns more calories in resting state.It's going to feel like shit, but you do get used to the feeling after a while at least to a point where it's tolerable.Consistency and discipline are important.
>>34515307why
>>34515302I can only share my subjective opinions, but I don't particularly like Asians, so it'd come across as biased.
>>34515308I appreciate the advice. But anyway, I honestly don't think he likes me the way I do. And I've been really stupid around him too
>>34515309Birb is gone
>>34515315Classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yF6D3TMU6o
>>34515322Pretty rude
Moids would you pat your female cousin's back and carry her bag
>>34515282Better now, thanks. I have a job, a place to live and a lot of therapy
>>34515325The bag carry part is fine
>>34515325Yes, I would kiss her and hug her.
Men and women who take good care of their skin, how do I get rid of all this stuff around my face? Tried cleansing and moisturizing everyday with CeraVe products for 2 months and still no visible improvements. I don't touch my face and have stopped eating high sodium foods for a while, but lately I've been eating out more and more cause laziness and depression. Please no racism...
>>34515325If she needed me to, sure why not.
There should only be one language spoken by everyone in the World. All who refuse to comply shall have their tongue cut off.
>>34515329That's not helpful at all >w<
>>34515311What did you do?
>>34515335lunarian......
>>34515339For example, last time I saw him he tried to rub my arm and I jerked it away
we did play pool last night in public and competed and flirted and had fun. we kissed and hugged while playing and even though he won i calmed myself and i beat him at skii ball afterwards. we had sex at home later, i came twice he didnt at all and didnt seem to care. i take issue with this. i feel weird my bf doesnt care about cumming. He also doesn't really like to eat me out clearly doesn't despite what he says and when he does it is really performative and stops quickly even when I'm washed. I think my bf is settling even though he admitted I'm the thinnest woman he's ever dated he dated 300+lb women before. What the fuck is going on why doesn't he pin me down and desire me? I have offered throatfucks and titfucks and he just seems meh. Should I kick him out of my house
>>34515336Why are you asking that?
>>34515335I'm not sure about the tongue removal but I could get behind the first part.Certain divine beings may disapprove though.
>>34515346I'm trying to figure out if that girl he's hanging around is his cousin that I haven't met yet or if it's a gf. I'm gonna ask later but I thought the behavior was weird
Genuinely thinking about joining Islam lately. I’ve been feeling lost and searching for some kind of purpose and community in my life. There are a lot of Muslims where I live and honestly the sense of brotherhood is something that really stands out to me...
>>34515343>he tried to rub my armAnd you think he doesn't like you?>and I jerked it awayWhy the fuck did you do that? Now he probably thinks you don't like him.
>>34515348I was thinking the same thing.
>>34515351Uggh I don't know. He does that a lot to everyone and I just freaked out
>>34515343Honestly, he's better off without a mentally ill whore from 4chan.
>>34515354Silly foid.
I've reached the point in my life where I no longer care about anything in this world, a wealthy few old powerful men will run it, live lavish lives
>>34515355>>34515356Your meanness isn't helping
>>34515359Imagine growing up with someone you've genuinely cared for your entire life, falling in love with him, knowing him better than most people, having it made clear that he cares for you in that he continues to engage with you despite your troubled life, and then you STILL fail to get your legs around him. I can't even.
>>34515359I have no idea what would help, at this point.
>>34515360He's pulled away from me even more times in the past. I'm the person in the situation you're describing, not him
Good morning and good CATURDAY
Plenty of moids in the sea
>>34515373Hopefully drowning
>>34515375Thriving
it's a beautiful day. i am making a full english breakfast for the first time, will tend to my garden and read my favorite novel in the the bubble bath. what are some 'little things' that make (you) happy?
>>34515383Icecream, sunlight, suffering and cute animals
>>34515383I've made some good progress on my writing project over the past few days. After tearing down my progress and restarting so many times, I'm finally taking my writing in a fruitful direction.I got up at 9 am today. I feel like I've spent a lot of time productive and it's only one o'clock.I hung out with my best friend for a week. It was sad to say goodbye to her yesterday, but I'm so happy I'm friends with her. Maybe that's not a "little thing", though.
>>34515373You looking for seamen?
>>34515383What's your favourite novel?
>>34515390ngl imma nerd and jane austen is a great author. also a huge fan of the title forever amber.. but have been known to read the king novels which i found dramcatcher to be pretty interesting.
>>34515390People still read novels? *references dead sea scrolls*
>>34515390any good book reccomendations?
>she removed pics with the guy who got her pregnantHAHAEnjoy being a single mother, bitch
>>34515394Average girl answer
>>34515162Half as many periods would probably help my ptsd.
>>34514668I wonder how common the plain looking woman x flamboyant looking man couple is. I see it in birds almost universally and I wonder what made us different
>>34515350Their brotherhood is ethnic, and defined against you. You don't get to just join it.
>>34515402Women How many penises have been inside your vagina?
>>34515398Not knowing anything about you or your tastes?The Very Hungry CaterpillarOne PieceThe Bible
>>34515409those arent novels dickhead
>>34515409The Bible was mid
>>34515410That still doesn't tell me anything about you or your tastes.
>>34515402I actually feel periods probably regulate hormones and women might have river t levels and be more mean if they didn't menstruate as often. Maybe a shorter cycle is the answer, but widespread infertility could actually be the outcome.. go ask a scientist.
>>34515400You should date him next, that'll show her
>>34515416>go ask a scientist about a magic spell from a wizard
>>34515400Grim. Why is this so common now
>>34515350Are you white? You won't be accepted if so.
Cigarettes and coffee alfresco. Maybe this life is worth living.
>>34515420We should go back to shaming deadbeats and the women who were stupid enough to trust them
>>34515423They take white women
>>34515424I could go for a cigarette
>>34515428Duh, everyone does.
>>34515431Kek
>>34515427The last time it was acceptable to shame women was in 1945 onwards, when we shaved the heads of those who slept with german soldiers.
>>34515420Fathers are no longer picking the right men for their daughters. I was wondering why she was always alone with her child the few times I saw her shopping. But this brings me so much joy, I will smile at her next time I see her.HAHA
>>34515427What if all the men I've known have been deadbeats? How do I choose between not trusting men and not breeding?
>>34515436If you're breeding with them before the deadbeat habits reveal themselves, you should reconsider how fast you spread your legs.
Plap
>>34515174Never needing to poop again. It means I won't have to worry about diarrhea, too much or too little fiber, wiping my ass a million times to make sure it is absolutely clean, or other annoying stuff. >>34515284I had a good sleep>>34515302She's so thin I feel like a handshake could snap her like a twig, and that's more concerning than attractive>>34515325I wouldn't make a big fuss over it, but I am curious to know why>>34515333Are you drinking more water? Washing pillow cases? That can also help
>>34515410I'll have you know the very hungry caterpillar is a fine piece of literature
>>34515437I'm not having sex with them, much less making children, but for my culture not to die out I'll eventually have to do it with someone. Do I pick one of the unreliable ones since I've never seen any other type? Or do I just give up on breeding?
Whelp, finally happened, I got fired, gonna have to move back home or live on the texas streets homeless, fucking hell, computer science isn't worth shit and fuck anyone who tells you "just go to a trade school".
We are icebreakers. We are special. We are the most important people in the World. We stand above the filthy commoners.
>>34515416I don't think I'd be more mean. It's a what if situation and not reality. Not like taking depo and getting a brain tumor.
>>34515444Does your culture have housepets? You date someone for several years, you adopt pets together, you see if they consistently PULL THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT with all the pet responsibilities. You break up with anyone who can't handle cleaning responsibilities, training responsibilities, discipline responsibilities, appointment responsibilities, any responsibility. Only after you've verified a man's sense of responsibility can you consider marriage and children.
>>34515436I'm not a dead beat
>>34515452If you're a woman, you can't do that a handful of times before the biological clock starts ticking and the carton looks empty.
On friday, I got a light remark/warning(?) from my HR manager for having pic related as my desktop wallpaper. I told him the guy is a running joke between me and other colleagues, but he said that it's better not have anything "political" as a wallpaper. What do you make of this? I've seen colleagues with worse wallpapers than this and they never got any remarks. Like, if they really wanted to stop people from having funny images on their workstations, maybe have a group policy rule on AD to prevent that???
I don't care about 40k total war and medival I need more fantasy
>>34515351FRESH UPDATE: he sure is angry with me and it feels... cathartic? Tl;dr I ran into him while out with a friend and he embraced her and didn't speak to me at all. I just said bye to my friend and left immediately
>>34515457Well those are the three options then, aren't they?1 - Date nobody because you only have a limited number of years left and you don't want to waste them by dating the wrong person.2 - Date somebody and give yourself permission to break up with them if you find out that they're irresponsible.3 - Date and breed children ASAP, and just fucking suffer if it turns out that they're irresponsible.
>>34515463FreK
What the
>>34515463No shit? What would you do if you touched his arm and he pulled away? Retard.
>>34515468Don't know what you mean. Anyway I feel almost giddy, he finally feels just as rejected as I've been feeling
>>34515474Serves him right at this point, see >>34515364
>>34515475Female antisocial behavior is insidious
>>34515458This might be a straw that broke the camel's back situation
>>34515452>you adopt pets togetherMost men don't want pets, it's too much effort. When I browse local forums young single men are always shitting on women who have or want pets.I know a few men who have pets but of the ones who are single, one is gay, one already had kids and was divorced for cheating, and one is 50 years old.>several yearsThey usually turn out to be irresponsible and unreliable earlier. I had two longer relationships where they turned out to be bad partners several years in. I can only afford 1 more serious try and then it'll be too late to have kids unless I pick someone I don't know well.>>34515456Deadbeats aren't self-aware or honest in my experience
>>34515477So you don't like him? Shut up about it.
>>34515481He's the one throwing a hissy fit though?
Yesterday was just a warm up. Now it is time to ruin my Caturday, right anons?
>>34515485I've been angry with him and I didn't know it felt so good to let it out.
>>34515484>Most men don't want pets, it's too much effort. When I browse local forums young single men are always shitting on women who have or want pets.Then those men are automatically filtered out of the running. They are afraid of effort and they are needlessly judgmental and negative.Pets make your job easier for you by making it easier for you to avoid awful men.
>>34515488picrel is catposter after flirting with all the hot boys at her college.
Would plappies make you happy?
>>34515488Today can be a good day. Tomorrow can be a good day too. This can be a good weekend.What's going on, what makes you think otherwise?
>>34515484You might have to make the hard decision to fish in another pond. It sounds like there's too much toxic waste being dumped in your current one
>>34515492Too late for that, I'm now drunk on hate
>>34515496What do you hate?
>>34515496Yoink>>34515493I walked in this morning and saw someone say 40k and fantasy war. I’m confused. Or I’ll just go for my silly walk this morning.
>>34515500Evil moids
Do you gals and girls like Yugioh?
>>34515504They were talking about videogames and their disappointment that X is popular while Y isn't popular.Despite that disappointment, the world is still a beautiful place. Are you going to watch that new movie about the octopus in the aquarium?
>>34515488It's just beginning.
>>34515505But you're the evil one full of hate? He touched your arm and showed you love.
>>34515507Probably tonight. I did read the book.Meanwhile the world of plants are still waging war on my nose.
>>34515383Apple cider.
>>34515463fake. you already did this larp as the dude and didn't get any replies.
>>34515506I was not watching it consistently when it was new but one summer I started reading the manga and it was glorious. I felt so hyped when Yugi summoned Exodia
>>34515512I read the book on your recommendation, it was nice. I'm excited for the movie because it has my main man Colm Meaney.Good luck today. I hope the pollen eases up and you have fun with your movie tonight.
>>34515516Did you know that the original manga made up its own rules?
>>34515510He's been acting hot and cold with me for the past 2 years and now he's realised I'm not the backup option who will patiently wait for him like a nice girl>>34515514Not a larp and that moid sounds equally evil
State genderHypothetically if I was in a relationship and caught feeling for another person, how should I handle it?
Sonion
>>34515521How commited are we talking?
>>34515521Ritual sudoku.
>>34515520Have you asked him out directly? Sounds like you ruined everything now.
>>34515524There's more than one level of committed?
>>34515506FI do, but I stopped watching, playing, and collecting after 5D's. Anything Zexal or newer, I know nothing about.
>>34515527>Have you asked him out directlyNope. I gave up on that after he refused to come to my birthday last year. He didn't even give me a straight "no" he just stared awkwardly >you ruined everything nowI'm starting to feel ok with that
>>34515529Sure? I don't think you should dump any relationship lightheartedly but being married with kids is different than dating for a few months for example
>>34515535Oh, right. Well say, the latter.
>>34515521FCut contact with both and stop dating until I've gotten my shit together. You can easily control levels of emotional closeness and how often and in what manner you think about people.
>>34515532Based.Favorite card?
>>34515537Ok then, I think you should focus on your current relationship for some time and decide if you want to take it further. If not you should end things sooner rather than later and only then move on to considering the other person
>>34515541>Cut contact with both and stop dating until I've gotten my shit together.This is about what I expected.
So, hypothetically following atoga's advice, say I've decided to leave current relationship for a shot a shot a another person. How should I handle that?
>>34515521Count the blessings of your current relationship. If there's a number of issues then work to resolve them with your partner first. Don't rely on first impressions, wait for impressions to age a little. The grass may look greener than it really is. If the relationship can't be resolved then focus on making distance first, breaking up, then some alone time for self reflection before considering a different option. A proper breakup is as important as any other step in the relational process. Someone with a good set of principles knows to clean up their previous mess the best they reasonably can before starting a new task.
>>34515566hypothetically shove a crowbar up your ass
Sooo, sociopaths, huh?What's the deal with them?
>>34515566Get medicated so you don't blow up your life again when you see another hot piece of ass 2 months from now during another manic episode
>>34515573I think the lack of empathy is considered to be the main problem with them
Where's the beef?
>>34515527One last thing and sorry for being annoying, but if you read everything I wrote did you seriously think there was a chance for us? I knew it was hopeless
>>34515577I think I'd be a decent sociopath in bed.Could really make some roles work well.
>>34515270If your dick was 4 feet above ground, you'd need to shoot 3-3.5 feet directly upwards to reach max 9-10 feet away. Interesting
>>34515270>otherwise it would hit me in the face.That's kinda hot
>>34515492No, I need a break.
>>34515573The traits we associate with morality come from our empathy. Sociopaths are remnants of the past from back when life was much harsher and we were bound by the much harsher rules of nature out of sheer necessity to survive before we were able to upturn it and impose our own beliefs upon the world. They, and psychopaths by extension, are reminders of the long and bloodied history of humanity, and all life, and our ability to look down upon them is a luxury that countless lives wish they could afford.
>>34515089No I was looking forward to it bc my mom told me I could get my ears pierced once it came. It wasn't heavy or anything and my mom explained it plenty beforehand.
>find a new F4M ASMR with interesting tags>it's a trans voice
>>34515333Diet might cause it. Dairy gives acne for example; so does high sugar in general. If you're desperate, cut out all foods except a small set. Remove dairy (lactose sugar), grains (sugar from grains, cereals, rices, pastas, etc), potatoes (starch sugars), processed foods (sugar and cheap low quality oils), and excess oil. I'd start out with just simple veggies, nuts/seeds, and meat. Notice if you get any results in a week. If so, keep doing it until most of the acne is gone. Then slowly incorporate more foods. Oil in moderation and fruits, low lactose dairies (yogurt, cheese), etc. See what fucks you up.Also, shower regularly, change your sheets and clothes and TOWELS (do not reuse used towels on face!) very regularly, get lots of sleep, and reduce your stress. For direct skin care, you don't necessarily need to wash daily; it also forces more oil production. Simple rinsing and drying with a clean towel when needed is fine. But you can get antibacterial skin cleansers if you want to try it out - use regularly. Or, you can use antibacterial creams for acne, like benzoyl peroxide cream - use daily (not nightly else it bleaches pillows).
>>34515089Not scary but it was really painful.
>>34515580Not after the birthday thing. That's weird of him.
>>34515359Why don't you just ASK HIM OUT
>>34515081The russian, believe it or not I am actually descended from russian nobility myself
a girl kept flirting with me in front of my gf last night despite trying to shut her down and then my gf hit her in the jaw. Didn't know she had that in her, hmm.
>>34515606>interesting tags?
>>34515620How tall are you?
>>34515620That doesn't sound like an appropriate response. That's assault.
>>34515615Sure thing, I'll say "hey I know you intentionally ignored me last time we met bc you're pissy about me no longer letting you touch me but do you wanna go out for coffee or something"
I have moid fatigue
>about to get courage to ask out my crush>look in mirror and realize I'm fatter than I thought>"ehh maybe next week">cope and seethe by eating goyslop>rinse and repeat
aight, bedtime.thinking about her
>>34515625It's worse I think, isn't assault where you intimidate someone and battery is where you hit them? surprisingly security weren't aggressive but he instantly spawned behind us as soon as she hit her, just gestured towards the door and we left. >>34515624I'm not even 6 feet, 5'10 but she kept trying to mess with my hair despite saying I was with my gf who was directly next to me
>>34515629It's in your best interest to find a partner who tolerates fat since you're struggling to shed it.
>>34515631Gnight, hope she's thinking about you too
>>34515623[Fsub] [Begging] [Creampie] [Pheromones] [DD/lg] [Breeding] [Desperate] [Loud] [Corruption] [Spanking] [Swallowing] [Abuse me] [Pleading] [Desperate] [Self-Degradation] [Missionary]
>>34515629Oh well, at least your first reaction wasn't to starve yourself
>>34515628You're in the wrong thread then.
>>34515641Sounds very tranny-coded desu
>>34515641me? F4M ramblefap, done and dusted.
>>34515521m, do some self reflection. Why do you think you've caught feelings for another person? Answer this question and then you choose how to handle it. Asking questions and answering them is how to best problem solve. You may ask things like but not limited to>is #2 more physically attractive than partner #1 in your opinion>are you unsatisfied with the relationship with #1>do you spend more time with #2 than #1 (work)>do you want to spend more time with #2 than #1Suppose we're talking about a man who's spend his life with his wife, raised children together, had many adventures together, are best friends, and are whores for each other in the bedroom is going to really struggle with answering 1, and will say no to 2 and 4. For 3, this is interesting. The more you interact with a person, the more you either like them or dislike them. At work, you're sorta forced to interact with people, like walls pushing you together. Perhaps if he were single, he'd ask her out - of course, since people who are attracted go out together. But he already has someone he loves desperately! What he has is a simple crush, the same regardless of it you're single or taken. Everyone gets crushes. Do you really expect people to no longer be attracted to the opposite gender after they become exclusive? Attraction is natural - you can't choose who you like! It isn't wrong to like pretty women, but it's not great to cheat on a girlfriend for them. So how should he handle it? The close distance that work put them through is the reason that spurred the crush on #2 vs the longer distance from his wife, meaning the obvious solution is to just distance himself from her as well as spend more time (esp romantic time) with his wife. Do his best to friendzone #2.shit's different if this is a 2 week relationship
>>34515641Plenty of female voices do those kinds of things. No need to get your panties in a twist about the occasional trans. Just ignore and move on to something that's more your jam.
>>34515649>Everyone gets crushes.I stopped having crushes around 12. I only really had 1 crush ever. Was I just more mature than everyone else? Probably.
>>34515649Interesting analysis.
>>34515650Guess why it took me a bit before replying.>>34515648>ramblefapMight as well just listen to white noise.
>>34515653no because they masturbate and its hot to hear a woman do that
>>34515651You stopped falling in love with people? That's a bit concerning
>>34515620Things that never happened.
>>34515655You can have that with roleplay and coherent sentences too.But when you just said "ramblefap", that sounds very incoherent to me.
>>34515566>So, hypothetically following atoga's advice, say I've decided to leave current relationship for a shot a shot a another person. How should I handle that?Why did you leave it?
hi everyone. im so tired
>>34515506>Do you gals and girls like Yugioh?I liked the original one. The sequels afterwards sucked.
>>34515659I find its an all encompassing term for a woman masturbating with some dirty talk thrown in, I dont need elaborate scenarios
>>34515656Yes, I would say I've never been in love. I tried saying things to girls that I thought someone that's in love/has a crush would say and I did date around a bit.
>>34515668>I dont need elaborate scenariosIt makes it all the more interesting to me.I follow the call of my balls.
>>34515445Why not become a teacher assistant? Janitor, sanitation/garbage man(they get paid decent), sell photos of your hands, do audio of yourself reading women like that(if you have a decent/good voice)
Good lord I’m watching some thirdie chop fake fucking vegetables what am I doing
>>34515529>>34515649Lets say we dated for a while but they don't keep anything at my place. Honestly, after trying for so long.. i'm tired of waiting for him to want to take things seriously in the relationship. We broke up and got back together (because it felt familiar) but he is ready to leave me at the drop of a hat. Low commitment = Open to finding actual love of my lifeAlso, feeling ignored, neglected or unimportant can really bring on unwanted depression and spawn relations with others. I would be more worried if it was not physical but a mental or emotional attraction.. because those are deeply rooted feelings and can usually be the foundation for a real and lasting relationship. If you're not that for your "partner" then you guys are missing the point of being in a relationship, all together. Its the simple fact of it you can't be open with each other about your core feelings (what makes you sad, horny or happy) you are with a fleshbag for physical affection and feeling that way can inturn, make a person depressed and jealous. Feeling like the person you are with doesn't acknowledge your thoughts, emotions or considerations will strengthen the rift that had already been there and reinforce that the relationship should crumble.. it's like not caring about the other person emotionally will lead to the death of the relationship.
>>34515657It did though, things happen outside. If people never did violent things in clubs then why would bouncers exist?
>>34515383>what are some 'little things' that make (you) happy?Sleeping in when I'm not waging
>>34515506Yes. And swimming
>>34515663Wash your face in cold water, I'm going to do that in a few moments.
>>34515642I feel personally attacked by this....
I had a very underwhelming morning orgasm AMA
Women, you are pretty and lovely to be around. I would fuck you in a heartbeat.
My bowels are moving. I used to pray for times like this.
>>34515543I always liked the Red Eyes variants, and would always find a way to include them in my decks. Like Darkness Metal Dragon for my dragon deck, Zombie and Zombie Necro for my zombie deck (built off of the structure pack), and try to put Dragoon in as many decks as I can, especially since I can practically summon it for free. It's not practical in today's meta, but it's nostalgic.>>34515573Their mothers didn't give them enough hugs or gave them too many hugs.>>34515606What bothers me about a lot of female audio creators is that most of them sound fat and nasally.>>34515641https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/38433990/post/84962440>>34515690I'm pretty, but the lovely part is highly debatable.
>>34515695I don't know why you replied to me.
Men, you are ugly and unpleasant to be around. I would never fuck you.
I would fuck him until he can't move
