>>34507099
>>34510104Weren't hemisphere brains debunked
>>34510108It's not entirely true and not entirely false.
Ok what's the actual male:female ratio here State gender and optionally anything else you want idk
>>34510104I want to be mercilessly raped by my evil step sister while she mocks me and calls me a faggot for crying (because it hurts)
A friend of mine has been in a secret relationship with a married man for nine years. Well, it used to be secret anyway. The woman found out in 2024. She was devastated and tried to separate them, but my friend hung in there.Last week, the husband moved into an apartment with my friend. They're finally living together and planning their wedding for later in the year.Overall, my friend doesn't feel guilty. She feels this is for the best since her fiancé is her soulmate, and thus belongs with her rather than the ex-wife. But one thing that does bother her is that the guy has a 10 year old son, and he doesn't like her at all.So yeah. Any advice for my friend for how to get the son to warm up to her?Not bait btw. I know this story seems farcical but it's a real situation.
what mean thing did i ever do to miseryposter baka
>>34510112Elaborate
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker)
>>34510118Your friend has horrid karma, you should pray for her. She is going to burn in hell
>>34510108>>34510112Some versions regarding how they differ have been refuted, but not the fact of their difference itself.
State genderWould you ever agree to an open relationship? What if your partner brought you several people of your preferred gender?
women, would you like to lock toes with me?
>>34510119you know what you did
>>34510127MNever. I prefer pair bonding
Bored, so I redid the MBTI. I'm an ISTJ-T. Am I cooked?Last time I did it I was an architect, which is my sexual preference.
>>34510104Whoever wrote this was a biased righttard.
>>34510127fuck no, if she even brings the topic up I'm breaking up with her on the spot
I want her to squeeze my shoulders and drape her arms over me
>>34510127MNo
Femanons, would you give your bf a lap dance?
>>34510138Why do you want to fuck yourself?
>>34510127No, the thought of disappointing multiple women is my greatest nightmare.
>>34510146It describes me sexually*
How do I know when it’s a good time to kiss a woman when we’re on a date? Do I do it at the end? It’s my first date ever
>>34510129i don't! and it makes me sad that she thinks i'm mean to her D:
>>34510150How old are you
>>34510144No. Men always claim it's based when you're a frigid sperg but when you're actually dating it turns into>what do you mean you don't twerk and strip tease :( i thought that was about gatekeeping it for me and not your personality
>>34510150Don't think about it too hard, better yet don't do it at all If she likes you enough she'll give you signs. Light touching, prolonged eye contact that feels just a little too intimate.I'm sure you've watched at least a few romance anime. I want you to remember them and then immediately forget everything they have taught you because that is NOT how that shit goes down
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>>34510108Our brains have two cerebral hemispheres, but the idea that each side "thinks" differently is pseudoscience
How did facebook marketplace so thoroughly replace craigslist as the defacto secondary market
מה שלומך
>>3451015423>>34510158So if we’re at the bar and we have prolonged eye contact, I probably wouldn’t kiss her there but maybe I would after when I walk her back to her car?
>>34510126https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakovlevian_torqueSome of those differences are more noticable than the others
>>34510164Guerilla tactics
Why would a man ask his friend to buy his girlfriend a drink instead of just buying her one himself?
Two types of women in the worldWomen who would protest a wet t-shirt contest and women who would participate in a wet t-shirt contest
>>34510127Female, not totally open, no. Maybe to some degree on one side, although realistically it's probably not a good idea to open that Pandora's Box
Who wants to play gay monopoly with me?
Starting to realize that Maekar is literally me and how he deals with his kids are how I feel like I'm wrangling younger moids around me both irl and on /atoga/.
>>34510172Cause he's broke af
>>34510113All men in here
>>34510157Sperg maybe, but I don't thin many men have ever claimed frigid is a good thing. Unless they're ace I guess.
>>34510139Everyone who believes in right brain/left brain pseudoscience is bias that way. It's just another way of saying "western culture bad"
>>34510167>So if we’re at the bar and we have prolonged eye contact, I probably wouldn’t kiss her there but maybe I would after when I walk her back to her car?Very good, I'm genuinely proud of you anon. You might even get your dick wet if you play your cards right.
What's the name for the relationship type where you are allowed to sleep around but your partner is not?
>>34510173>Wet t-shirt contestThe 90s called, they want their softcore porn back. Nowadays we use AI to remove their clothes.
MenDo you prefer petite or "thicc" women?
>"bro can you buy my girl a drink" Literally what the fuck goes through one's mind to say this
>>34510118How can you be friends with such a bad person? Honestly the son is gonna rightly conclude she broke his parents marriage and hate her. If I were you I wouldn't get involved
>>34510187Mpetite and yes by this I do mean flat chested or small boobs
>>34510171innit that shit that won us the american revolution>>34510172nigga got no shmoney, establish a trade deal where his gf wingmans for you
>>34510185If male, cuckqueaningif female, cuckholding
>>34510178Literally who even are you bro
>>34510127M, no. Also no, doesn't matter
>>34510187I prefer petite but that doesn't mean thicc women do not instill a breeding instinct just as well
>>34510187I love both
>>34510187Neither. I want my women tall and slender
>>34510183It kinda is with all that wokeshit around
>>34510187I like when she has the right type of curves.
>>34510192That's something different.
>>34510150Don't think about forcing it on a particular moment. Just try to have a conversation and be close and let silence linger from time to time. What naturally happens is both stay silent looking at each other and then kiss. It varies from couple to couple, so just go with the flow
>>34510184Can I just go in for it when we’re at her car? Can I grab her boob or something to signal I want to fuck or does that happen if we kiss multiple times?
>>34510187Thicc, women usually use this as an excuse to become fat though.
women,my exes have described me as an excellent boyfriend. but I have a small penis. is it worth it trying to get another girlfriend or did I just get lucky in the past with the women who settled for me? I have no self awareness.
>>34510187Will a petite woman be more likely to be satisfied with a small dick?
>>34510188She made him coffee before, I think that was framed as the reason. Still strange.
>>34510187I like both but worry petite women will give me incel sons
>>34510187Thicc is ideal, but most thicc women just end up getting fat so petite becomes preferable. That one polish pole vaulter chick that used to get posted a lot is the textbook definition of peak performance. I'm also a former powerlifter though, so my opinions are slightly biased towards women with a little bit of muscle, but tossing around a small asian girl was a lot of fun.
>>34510187Anything not fat
>>34510211What a whore
>>34510208M but, did your exes ever mention something about your penis size before breaking up? Were they dissatisfied in bed? Also, how you measure? Maybe you aren't even small
>>34510127MI’ve tried it before and would never do it again
>>34510218Buying someone else's gf a drink, he sure is.
I will never buy in to the specialized tool Jew. I will never buy egregiously expensive tools to only use once. I will make my own tools.
>>34510187Both have their appeal, it's like asking which flavor of ice cream is better when you like both flavors.
Why are bad girls so popular nowadays? Nobody wants the normal stable good girl. They want the BPD jirai-kei girl who's hyperemotional, intensely vulnerable seductive and affectionate when in a good mood but cruel in a bad one, clingy but also willing to dispose of you with zero emotion when she gets bored. Calm, low-drama girls are treated like undesirable garbage in comparison.
Does a woman even really love you if she won't drink your pee and let you pee in her mouth?
^^^^ wild bait going on up there if you reply to that you are the dumbest gorilla nigger on this site
>>34510234I'd love a good stable girl if she was also into rough sex and deepthroating and getting facials and pet play.
>>34510236ew
>>34510234Calm low drama girls go for the bad boys instead
>>34510242Why do you not love me?
Who is miseryposter, and why is anon so obsessed with her?
>>34510127>Would you ever agree to an open relationship?M. I would never agree to any other kind.
>>34510228Having the right tool for the job is a quality of life difference compared to kludging a half baked solution that's as likely to damage your component as not.
>>34510248Idk
>>34510185>What's the name for the relationship type where you are allowed to sleep around but your partner is not?Fictional/doomed.
>>34510248>Who is miseryposter,A cute girl...>and why is anon so obsessed with her?...with an image of attainability.
Have you ever been exterminated or had genocide committed against you as punishment for posts you've made on 4chan?
>>34510208>I have no self awareness.That is certainly true.
Girls who do drugs, is it a deal breaker if your man doesn't? Or conversely, non using gals, is it okay if your man does?
I just saw an advertisement about Schizophrenia medications featuring real Schizo actors. Why are most Schizo people either really fat or really skinny? Is it the crazy pills they have to take making them look like that?
>>34510258I take THC gummies if that counts. And no, not really unless he's super moralistic about it.
>>34510234All types of women are liked by men. In social media of course through memes and horny dudes it would seem that a certain type is preferred, but in reality it is not like that
>>34510254Was SweetNLow attainable?
>>34510234Idk even know where I would find a "good girl"
>>34510250It's not that expensive it's only like 40 bucks but I really don't wanna spend more money on shit that's gonna gather dust after one or two uses
>>34510263>THC gummiesHow can you survive those things? The few times I've tried, even small doses made me feel like I was having a fucking seizure.
>>34510224Is that you
Why do women lie to men broadly and try and pretend like they aren't supposed to feel immense shame towards themselves and bitterness towards women if they are still virgins into their 20's and beyond. The idea that you are just supposed to ignore this and not dwell on it is INSANE and obviously only comes from people with no lived experience with the issue.
>>34510258Men who are into drug addict chicks like that drug addict women are real easy to control She's not doing what he wants? No fenty for you!
>>34510271No that's obviously a female
>>34510270nta but thats just the nature of edibles
>>34510243This.Also >>34510234It's the honesty.There's a trillion hidden variables that can switch a calm normal girl into one that's a Problem.A girl that has issues coming in constitutes a much more knowable territory.Plus it keeps you sharp.A comfy girl makes you feel comfy.That's actual poison once the other shoe drops.
>>34510104the left brain is manicthe right brain is depressive
>>34510275GOTTEM
>>34510144>Femanons, would you give your bf a lap dance?I have before.>>34510185>>34510202Hotwifing on the woman's side. Not sure what it is called for men.>>34510224She's wasted on her husband. But at least his daughter said they have loud sex every night.
>>34510273I have no friends either, but I don't blame it on others like an incel or troon.
>>34510254>cuteShe’s text!
>>34510265That was before my time.
>>34510284>I have before.What music did you have playing when you were doing the sexy dance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRvb2dzmVI
>>34510270Because they weren't small doses.Legal edible users don't use it like casual smoking, they use it like people who get blackout drunk.You MIGHT be hype sensitive.More likely you've simply been mislead culturally.A 25mg Gummy isn't a moderate low dose. Even 5mg can be enough.
>>34510268What tool are you talking about?
>>34510265Who is Sweenlow
I just took 50mg, but my tolerance is very high.
Gonna eat cheese and milk and yogurt at the same time. Lactose intolerants will never know this feel
>>34510288Text can be cute
>>34510261Antipsychotics tend to cause massive weight gain.
Sweelo...
Is Hanta Virus gonna be the newest generation's version of the COVID pandemic from back in the day?
Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?Or do you think it's a joke/trying to keep up/a desire to put something up there?Men who like nice asses on women, does penetration factor into it?
>>34510270How many mg are you taking? I usually only take about 5-10 mg at a time, maybe 15 if I really it.
>>34510295Crowning file for guitar frets. Making my own out of a triangular file that I flattened and rounded one of the edges of
>>34510299>Lactose intolerants will never know this feelThey just have to take lactase capsules and it stops being a problem.
>>34510300The obsessive nature of whoever keeps replying to her is guaranteed to scare cute girls away, though.
>>34510304Nope
Femanons, I'm having my first hookup with a girl tomorrow, so my question is am I supposed to just put her in whichever position I feel like unless she objects? Am I supposed to suggest one? Or ask if she has a favorite?
>>345103046 years ago is not the distant past.And no it's too lethal.Covid was a problem because it was low symptom and boomers are afraid to die.
>>34510305>Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?Of course.
>>345103065 mg at a time in one day and it made me feel paralyzed a few minutes when my arms weren't jerking wildly. I'd never had that kind of epileptic ass shit go on before, it was fucked.
>>34510313>6 years ago is not the distant past.Do millennials actually
>>34510310Such is the way of atoga.
>>34510318Damn, you must be real sensitive to it. I don't know what to tell you.
>>34510299I love dairy and I’m not even white
>>34510320Yes, we do.
>>34510308Sounds good enough. Not that I would know.
I swear to God every time I'm among a culture where it's common for women to go barefoot or wear sandals I get a huge boner from looking at all those feet. Especially elderly women's feet. The moment I see some old Tita's exposed brown toes, it's off to the races for my cock.
>>34510258Weed in moderation is fine, everything else is a dealbreaker. I grew up with fucked up parents, too much trauma
>>34510312Communicate
>>34510305>Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?Some women have stared at my ass before so
>>34510330What do I say though?
>>34510326We'll see. I have a sacrificial guitar neck I'll try it out on, if it ends up fucked I'll cave and buy one.
I wish I lived in Malta instead of here
>>34510291This is one of them, but there have been a few.https://youtu.be/8_nRplqhi9I>>34510312Just ask. I promise you, it's not that deep.
>>34510118If it's an age gap relationship then she's going to mysteriously dissapear someday and it'll be because of the husband.
I like it when random people on the internet call me cute :3
>>34510337No, she's 40 and he's 38.
>>34510338Plap
>>34510341GAAAY!
>>34510339BlueValkyrie seems like one of those women that's traumatized from an age gap relationship she had in her late teens and early twenties and now considers her loser older a partner a borderline pedophile and generalizes all other relationships from that perspective. In other words, she needs to be therapized.
>>34510334Why Malta specifically?
>>34510128With >him yeah
>>34510336So ask her favorite?
>>34510343You talk like it's common to see women rendered mentally ill and dysfunctional by age gap relationships
>>34510144I'd smoosh >him
>>34510347Just ask her what she wants in the moment. Contrary to what a lot of men think, we don't expect you to be mind readers.
>>34510336>I promise you, it's not that deepLol, anon BTFO
>>34510185One penis policy>>34510284Is the other moid version.
Yes, women are a monolith.
Why isn't it acceptable for a human to intervene when they see an animal raping another animal? I saw a bird sexually forcing itself on another bird today but it's a criminal offense to tamper with the wildlife.
>>34510355Lazy ass bait.
>>34510284>She's wastedWho?
>>34510224>deleted
>>34510358Tu mama, ella es una puta y una perra. Chingue su madre.
>>34510339Oh ok, so her family will just think she's crazy if she get sold into trafficking.
i'm really 4chan coded but i never reveal it to anyone. i just say silent if anyone irl talks about image boards or image board related topics. anyone else?
>>34510362What are you talking about? Why would she be sold into trafficking?
>>34510363Very tumblr coded post
>>34510363I've heard people irl use 4chan lingo when talking about relationship drama, like about their friend getting cheated on or about someone being more attractive than someone else. Among grown adults, mind you, not extremely online looksmaxxer Gen-Alphas who idolize bone smashing culture or whatever bullshit.
>>34510174Which side?
>>34510361Su madre? So respectful~
>>34510366What'd they say
Once things calm down in that part of the world I want to go on an archaeological dig again. Who knows, I might even accidentally dig up a bone(r).
>>34510312Communication is essential for good sex, even for a hook-up.
>>34510248miseryposter is an ugly attention-starved creature who suffers from main character syndrome.a prolific self-name dropper and samefag, they spam the thread with vaguely worded posts crying for attention, then proceed to have tedious, circular, low iq exchanges lasting several hours.they often pretend to take offence and feign anger as a way to prolong the exchange and make themselves feel even more important.greatest hits include:was i rapeddo i have hivi have a yeast infectioni have acnei dyed my hair too redi ate expired foodmy pussy is allergic to chlorinei'm so scaredi relapsedi'm cryingi'm feel sicki'm dyingwhy are you so obsessed with meremember:ignore miseryposter baithide miserposter postswarn others about miseryposter as a courtesy
>>34510370I heard about a guy my friends and I know who got "cucked". But that's not really solely 4chan slang since that word has origins going back to Shakespeare and shit.
>>34510373>t. obsessed
>>34510374That's been mainstream for a while
>>34510373>i'm so scaredAlways makes me chuckle
>>34510373"Warning" other posters about how obsessed you are with your thread crush is how YOU make yourself feel important. (You're not important btw.)
>>34510377Isn’t anon conflating multiple posters as well?
>>34510356This just put me in a bad mood because of that time a woman tried to save a female duck being attacked by a bunch of male ducks. Everyone was in the comments calling her a Karen for actually having empathy. Even men in the video were laughing at her, and it just pisses me off. >>34510358>Who?Lana Del Rey
>>34510381Deeply
>>34510373Isn't this the guy who fails to clock jh and Swiss and basically every other identityfag constantly
>>34510373>the thread tranny is seething again
>>34510386What do we need to do to bully that guy out of the thread?
>>34510380look, i'm nta and i'm only gonna say this one more damn time but i don't have a thread crush on miseryposter. like that one anon said, it's just text on a screen, nothing more nothing less
>>34510373lol
I thought cucking was a meme but then I met a bunch of "poly" people and they are insane
>>34510280The left hemisphere is Type AThe right hemisphere is Type B
>>34510364When he gets tired of her, realizes he ruined a good thing, doesn't want to go through with marrying her, and doesn't want to deal with a body himself.
>>34510388I'm afraid we cannot, he seems to have no life outside of building profiles on identityfags on an imageboard
>>34510391They’re all batshit insane, yes
>>34510391>>34510395Read bvs posts and you'll see it firsthand
Why was Lana mentioned
>>34510397Weren't you banned?
>>34510398For what
>>34510386nta, jh is easy enough, but how does one clock a swiss?
>>34510391Poly has nothing to do with cucking.
All, is a large gap in dating a red flag? Like 2-5 years?
>>34510373Are you sure you haven't made this poster up?
>>34510399For spamming shit, I assume >>34510224
>>34510398All the regulars have been banned at least once. Bans are temporary, they expire after 1-3 days.The only permabanned regulars are QT and ENTJ (and they just reset their IPs to evade anyway).
>>34510403Not really. I need a break from you niggas too.
>>34510406Plz no ban
I need a british/french/georgian/albanian gf
>>34510391How many of them smelled bad?
>>34510409We have enough attention-whoring troons like you already
>>34510408Yeah, I kinda stopped ngl. After almost ending up in the hospital for a bad case of pneumonia, I think I want to give it another shot lol
>>34510415I’m delightful.
State gender.Do you have any things you do, eat, watch when you are sick?
>>34510418>>34510417Shut the fuck up God damn
>>34510418No
>>34510419MI like to watch Mr. bean clips on Youtube when I am sick and just stuck on my couch. I guess it's a bit silly, but it's somehow calming and it doesn't matter if you doze off for a bit.Also, police bodycams.
is this what I have to look forward to? for the next 30 to 50 years? just misery and loneliness? you know what kill me kill me now and don't be gentle stab me right now, you'll be doing me a favor and as thanks you can do whatever you want with the body because I couldn't care less to be perfectly honest, I just want the pain to stop
>>34510419M. I binged Star Trek and the Muldoon tapes on YT. I discovered these Sargento mighty break things that are basically glorified lunchables but I call them charcuterie’s. Basically lived off of crackers, cheese, and nuts because I was so sick I couldn’t do much of anything let alone cook for myself.
>>34510422>East Germany...But why?
FemanonsWould you date a man who's ass is too bony to sit on things comfortably
>>34510401lol
>>34510413That's an oddly specific mix.
>>34510407Why QT permaban
>>34510420The fuck is wrong with you bruh
>>34510430I’d encourage him to thicken up his dumper
>>34510419Almost forgot, tea with honey and lemon. Godsend.
>>34510426What pain? Being alone is alright and if you don't like it there are probably other lonely people who want to be your friends
Women, I just*sigh*
>>34510434You really aren't interesting enough to have a name on
>>34510430I could be >his cushion.Also moooooodddddsssssss
>>34510433He evades his bans immediately instead of waiting 1-3 days for them to expire. The punishment for evading a tempban is a permaban.But since he just resets his IP (and since /adv/ has no jannies) he can get away with it.
WomenWhat would you feel/think if your boyfriend, who's not in STEM, had a graphics programming hobby and even won a prize for a piece of software he made, but he goes out of his way to NOT talk about it with you even if you ask him because, in his own words, it is "pussy-drying nerd stuff".
>>34510440Wtf you calling the mods for
>>34510443I would think he was an antitech freak.
>>34510373What no pussy does to a mfer
>>34510439Cry about it. I’m back from the brink of death.
>>34510446>antitech>has a tech hobby
>>34510445Roy poster....
>>34510443Nothing. I don't care, no one cares, everyone has interests and skills that aren't relevant or attractive to most people they meet.
>>34510433He frequently gets banned for spmaming and posting pictures of femanons who haven't been here in years.But he always ban evades, so he gets perma bans for it.All of the UK should be IP banned desu.
>>34510443Will you show me how to draw the dagron anon?
>>34510450The two aren't mutually exclusive.
>>34510430What color do you want your seat cushion in anon?
>>34510457Spooderman
>>34510446You almost make it sound like it'd be a bad thing
>>34510425Takeshi's Castle works well too.
>>34510460It's not. But you become more peggable.
>>34510455Sure>create a Vulkan instance (it's a rabbithole on its own)>create a system to convert 3D obj files into a list of vectors and indexes>create a BVH system>If you have a RTX graphics card, use hardware ray tracing to detect collisions for rays, and for each ray hit trace another ray in a random direction on a hemisphere alligned to the surface's normal vector>do temporal accumulation so the render eventually converges into a not-noisy image
>>34510461What about Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
>>34510468ah, a fellow vulkanfag. do you love cock and ball torture, too?
>>34510475no, I link BNWO pmvs
>>34510430>Would you date a man who's ass is too bony to sit on things comfortablyDoesn't sound very peggable, so no.
>>34510437I was ok with being alone until I met that semen demon that ruined my life
I’m so glad I didn’t pursue a career in computer science.
>>34510478*I likeSorry for the typo
>>34510430kek I'm having that problem right now (the boney ass problem)
>>34510468I don’t think my current computer can handle that anon.
>>34510482Why? Now is the best time ever to be in CS
>>34510482i can't tell you how satisfying it is training AI chatbots to code. i am answering the Webdev Question single-handedly.
>>34510482>I’m so glad I didn’t pursue a career in uber eats deliveryCareful, CS students will start coping.
>>34510492It’s not fun for me and doesn’t directly help people. I almost did pursue it because of how much I love sitting in front of the computer.
Did you experience gang rape when you were young?
>>34510498Which doujin inspired this question?
>>34510443that would make him cooler. tfw no tsundere bf.
>>34510127MNo. Didn't even read the rest no.>>34510187Either one as long as they're still healthy>>34510234Are you sure these are calm low drama girls? This description gives me virgin nice guy vs super alpha modern neanderthal chad vibes>>34510305I believe it. Penetration might be a factor but that's more how we see sex in general>>34510356Human morality isn't built to understand the sheer brutality that the natural world operates off of. Enforcing what might be seen as good by us can lead to unintentional ecological disasters. A classic example of this is the removal of predators from ecological systems; one might make the naive assumption that removing predators will remove a source of wildlife suffering, but upon their removal it results in other populations growing out of control and disrupting the balance so much that the whole area gets dominated by one species while the rest suffer. There was a lot of research about this with wolf populations in Yellowstone.
why are men obsessed with chadmy favourite (in terms of looks) male actor literally has no chin
>>34510473I am not an Anglo, so I have never watched that version.
>>34510504If chad pinned him down and raped his asshole you'd lose all respect for him
>>34510503I'm sure, yes.
>>34510430>Femanons>Would you date a man who's ass is too bony to sit on things comfortablyI'd help him do hip thrusts, take him to a doctor to get one of those butt prosthetics for the time being and butt cushion(i wanted to suggest this to an anon in another thread but he deleted his thread long ago)
>>34510504>literally has no chinYeah babe I love Roger Ebert too. You wanna watch another Great Movie tonight?
>>34510504I've seen several (alleged) foids say they like that but never seen them post an example of an actual chinlet that they like. The one time they named a name he was just average.
>>34510509>it's gay and a coomer
>>34510305>Men: Do you believe that women like a nice ass on a man?>Or do you think it's a joke/trying to keep up/a desire to put something up there?Women have stared at, smacked, groped and complimented my ass too many times for me to think that they’re merely pretending. They like man ass.>Men who like nice asses on women, does penetration factor into it?Not for me. My preference comes down to what I think looks best and feels best in my hands.A nice ass to me isn’t a big one. I prefer a tight or small ass.
>>34510482I wish I did. I could have worked from home or at least in an office. I know a lot of normies and non normies complain, it just isnt as bad as people looking down on you or dealing with b.s drama.
>>34510515>The one time they named a name he was just averagecreature realizes women have types
>>34510498If by experience, you mean perpetrate, then yes. My friends and I raped tons of boys. They couldn't live with the shame of having sex with girls they weren't in love with.
>>34510504Similar to how foids think men are drooling over women like Scarlet Johanson or Gal Gadot, but all men want is a solid 6.5/10 girl.
>>34510508Ah, gotcha. I haven’t watched much of Takeshi’s Castle but did watch most of MXC while it was on cable over here.Both fun shows for completely different reasons in my book.
>>34510498no but I experienced gang molestation
>>34510504Steven anthony lawrence?
>>34510504>my favourite (in terms of looks) male actor literally has no chinYeah, but he is tall.Only height matters. You can have a horrendous face and still get pussy if you are tall enough.Anyone who talks about face, physique, money, status or any other redpill shit is either misinformed or straight-up coping.
>>34510512>butt prostheticsI am not wearing a fake ass
>>34510504it's a bunch of incels coping
>>34510521No shit, but if you say you like people lacking in x and can't point out anyone lacking in x that you like, I have to assume you're just saying shit and I won't believe you.
>>34510524I think regardless of the commentary, watching people fall into water and mud is fun. :)
>>34510498No, but when I was 8 there was a day when NONE of the other boys showed up to swimming lessons and then six 13-17 year old girls walked through the boy's locker room while I was showering and they all stared at me naked.
There's a couples dancing lesson nearby and they said they might be able to pair me up with someone if I don't have a partner. Is it a bad idea to go if this is going to be my first time ever dancing?
>>34510535Trying new things is never a bad idea.
>The insecure short guy is projecting his insecurities again
I wonder what happened to that guy who was gonna go on that group foid hike. Was it actually a coven of witches that cut him up and cooked him in a stew?
>>34510537Stop being mean to him
I have become comfortably numb
>>34510536I would agree if it's something that I'm doing by myself. I'm a guy so I'm supposed to lead, I figure it'll be a crappy experience for whoever I get paired up with.
>>34510537>disregarding my opinion because (you think) I am shortThank you for proving me right.
God I'm horny and I have to jerk off again
I have become vulnerably alive
>>34510538>group foid hikeHuh, curious.>>34510541You got Time?Then Breathe.
>>34510537>see an insecure woman"Don't be insecure, you should learn to believe in yourself!">see an insecure man"You deserve to suffer for being insecure!"
>>34510541
>>34510537Who?
>>34510543Only short guys obsess this much about height. Quit lying.>>34510549>U MUST BE A WOKE FEMINISTlul
>>34510542Eh, who knows? It could still be fun for her.
>>34510555>Only short guys obsess this much about heightWomen do too.
>>34510546I diagnose you with: the human condition.
>>34510555Nah, you're more of a man who sees every other man as competition, so you make up reasons to put down huge swathes of men and insist that they're all beneath you.
FemanonsWhat is your favourite prog album?
>>34510546Welcome back to chat, poop sean.
>>34510527In terms of physical presence, men can get away with missing no more than two of these>hair>height>fit>good dick>big hands>healthy skin>good smelling>well groomed>good posture>hot voice
>>34510560>MUH DATING APPSFilled with majority men and bots>>34510562>U MUST BE A SIMPlul
>the twitter screencap poster is here to shit up the thread again
>>34510572>twitter screencapwhere?
>>34510568No. >He can stink and have smol hands.
>>34510573Just wait a few posts.
>>34510574Yes thanks for proving me right
>>34510563francis the mute, but i also love a lot of omar's solo albums. and larks tongues in aspic. i've tried to listen to more obscure bands too but nothing has beaten king crimson or tmv for me.
>>34510545>God I'm horny and I have to jerk off againI came so hard earlier at my computer that I had to lay down because my ass wouldn't stop twitching.>>34510563>What is your favourite prog album?Dark Side of the Moon, or Red by King Crimson
>>34510391Consider that humanity's second closest relatives are Bonobos, who are known to jerk each other off or scissor as a way of greeting each other. I'm not really surprised that poly people are a thing. Unusual for sure, and definitely not for me, but not surprising.>>34510419MI drink lots of herbal tea with honey and mostly sleep>>34510504"Chad" is a caricature who represents what men think women want but they never interacted with women enough to know that women, like men, are attracted to personality archetypes instead of one superhuman who magically attracts everyone around them.>>34510523Exactly. She doesn't have to be a supermodel, she just has to have a good collection of desired traits with minimal red flags. Women, like men, who nitpick each other the most tend to not understand what men actually like outside of the most superficial traits of all.
>>34510581>are attracted to personality archetypesYeah, like being hot
I love feeling superior to women as a man I have stronger muscles, taller than the average woman, higher bone density, more versatile genitalia and the list goes on.I only feel inferior because I can't produce milk. I could go on estrogen to fix this, but that would mean giving up most of the things that make me superior. Steroids and becoming fat are other options and they have their own downsides. Women how did you get your breasts/milk? It seems minor I just can't get this out of my head the idea that a woman could do something better than me is infuriating.
>>34510583>Women how did you get your breasts/milk?my sides
>>34510579advice: coom less or you will regret it in a few years
>>34510219yes Im small. Im 4.5x4.5
>>34510590You're nonsense mate
>>34510234>Why are bad girls so popular nowadays? Nobody wants the normal stable good girl. They want the BPD jirai-kei girl who's hyperemotional, intensely vulnerable seductive and affectionate when in a good mood but cruel in a bad one, clingy but also willing to dispose of you with zero emotion when she gets bored. Calm, low-drama girls are treated like undesirable garbage in comparison.It's weird, it's almost like zoomer guys have swapped the Madonna-whore complex typical of older men for the nice guy/bad boy complex that most women have.Since the 70s, each generation of men has had lower testosterone than the previous one, which I think plays a part. But my theory is that, since Gen Z men are the first to grow up on the internet, they've taken the fact that it's difficult to even get women to acknowledge you online and internalized it to the point that they think that's just how life is, whereas, with previous generations, interacting with the opposite sex was pretty routine. As a result of this change, young men feel starved of female attention. Pretty much what the fantasy of the dommy mommy, obsessive goth baddie, or BPD seductress represents is female attention to a fetishized degree, which I think parallels the obsessive bad-boy fantasy ubiquitous in women's fiction. To women, the typical bad boy is sexy, yes, but he also represents abandonment since, in real life, they're anything but monogamous. And while the devoted nice guy is, he just isn't very exciting. So how do you make a bad-boy character seem devoted in a way that's congruent with the rest of him? Possessiveness.
WomenWhy is it bad if a man doesn't last long? Shouldn't it be flattering that he can't contain himself and you make him cum so quickly?
My make penis yearns to be buried in something
>>34510576But you guys say >he's missing more.He doesn't have to be fit and psoriasis doesn't bother me.
>>34510594Yeah but a man should try to wait
>>34510579>Dark Side of the Moon, or Red by King CrimsonHoly based
>>34510594Because I didn't cum 10x yet.That's like me telling you to pull out before you even think of climax.
>>34510591I heard women's vaginas are actually smaller the shorter they are, unlike men where tall = big dick is mostly a myth. Maybe try going for shorter girls so they feel can something
>>34510579>women get the butt twitches tooI wouldn't have guessed.
What are some games with a lonely, agoraphobic vibe like Shadow of the Colossus, ODST, and Metroid Prime?
>>34510510Something isn't adding up. You know, "nice guys" appear like desirable boyfriends on the surface but inside these people lack healthy boundaries and are usually masking serious personality problems. They also tend to have an unhealthy view of self expression, and readily turn their nice persona inside out to call other people assholes over many different things. What's to say that these "calm low drama girls" aren't having similar issues that men are picking up on?
>>34510583you're joking but...i will say that due to hormonal problems i have milk without having kids.
>>34510627Korra, chill
White men
That’s crazy
>>34510578Not him but good choice.
>>34510620Paper mario
>>34510585I know where they grow I'm not retarded I need to know how to get them.Like what stack do women use to increase breast growth
I can’t stop thinking about fucking her from behind, arching her back, and grabbing her tits bruh…
Let him cook now.. let him COOK
>>34510634I'm not seeing it
>>34510620I wouldn't say shadow of the colossus is agoraphobicIf you want vast, open spaces, Breath of the WildLonely and truly agoraphobic, Rain WorldHollow Knight fits tooJourney is also about open spaces and a lone traveler
>>34510626Do you have breasts too cause that's a bit of a problem for me.what hormone is unbalanced?
>>34510187
Turns out that women AREN'T worth it. Despite herculean efforts on my part in relationships, 6'4", wealthy, attractive- women proved time and time again that they have to be bitches. Now, one first-time onahole purchase later, I won't need them ever again. so, honest virgins, fret not, you'll get better than the best they can offer just one hunk of TPE purchase away.
>>34510640You asked for a solo rpg where shit attacks you in the enviornment.
>>34510187Petite means short and I hate short women
>>34510620Yume Nikki, maybe?If you can stomach somewhat clunky or old-school dungeon crawling, you might also like King’s Field IV on PS2 or The Dark Spire on DS.
>>34510637Chance, luck, genetics, happenstance.
>>34510647I'm not the guy that requested but my point is that I don't see how paper mario fits>lonely, agoraphobic
>>34510643Very elevated prolactin levels. I guess in men it can cause larger chests as well.I don't know why you're so worried about being 'better' than women though?
>>34510620>>34510649Ib fits that too, I honestly liked it more than yume nikki
>>34510651The lil buddies join you because they're sad in their towns. Don't you want to take them with you?
>>34510646Does TPE love me?
women how much do you enjoy gently touching his smooth clean-shaven handsome face
>>34510654What about Google's CEO?
What happened to that single femanon, she was nice
>>34510661Imagine that
>>34510660unironically, more than women can
>>34510663BV ate her.
>>34510663Which one, you keep scaring them away.
>>34510661Oh often
Pls atoga… how do I sexo her on the first date? Her boobs are so big and she has the breeder build
no one fetishizes brown boys :((and no I don't mean indians)
>>34510210I've seen the opposite happen many times, anon :/
>>34510679Tell her how much you like her body
>>34510656Very competitive person and it seems obvious to me men and women were created to compete against each other to be the best human. In the process both men and women will become better over time.But to truely compete with women men have to start with domains that women have had a monopoly over with minimal competition (eg milk) so to improve the species we have to take the competition between genders seriously.
>>34510104I've somewhat avoided dating for a while because I truly thought that if I did find someone I was truly interested in, I'd just make them less happy than someone else that didn't have my flaws. Why bother someone I consider a perfect partner with myself, you know?Part of me still hopes that random people are gonna hype me up and tell me to be greedy, but I'm not sure.Thoughts from both men and women? I'm a guy.
>>34510686>and it seems obvious to me men and women were created to compete against each other to be the best human.MYou're gonna win most autistic post of the thread award.That said nipple stimulation and prolactin/mother's milk tea. Though I wouldn't bother, I heard that when men lactate their milk has like zero nutritional value.
>>34510620The long dark (survival game)Frostpunk 1 or 2 (frost punk 1 has better vibes city bulider)Darkest dungeon 1 (turn based rpg with perma death)
>tfw woke up inside the bathroom with a hangover and vomit on floormaybe i should drink less in parties
>>34510691I'll critically unpack your balls nigga.
>>34510693Now if you were a women you would probably get a pregnancy test.
The rates at which women are getting foot rubs is massively down. Women are so afraid that the person offering the foot massage might be a foot fetishist they're literally refusing! Why are women being so irrational?
>>34510685There’s no way this will work. Maybe I could compliment her nails and inspect them with my hands to get past the touch barrier?
>>34510676Are you blind or perhaps retarded?
>>34510696maybe i should get a hiv test
>>34510699Love gypsy dharma boots, need me a pair
>>34510687dont even joke like that
>>34510702Kill the pedophiles, dear dragonborn.Conquer the 5 hidden domains and join the dark brotherhood.
>>34510707That's him, mate
Women, what do you think about stubble beards?
>>34510700Tell her she’s your exact type
>>34510702I bet you already have trained one-handed to 100
>>34510714Worst kind.
>>34510714Look hot, not fun to kiss
>>34510713I thought he wasn't usually on around this time
>>34510715On the first date?
>>34510699are you sure they just dont want you specifically to give them a foot massage, anon?
>>34510188>>34510172Are you afraid he's a cuck?
>>34510620Piglet's Big Game (unironically)Alice (and the sequel Madness Returns)Lost in RandomCoralineYume NikkiRule of RoseLSD: Dream EmulatorFran Bow Crash 1 on PS1>>34510693Just stop drinking alcohol full stop desu. Best decision I ever made>>34510646If it smells like shit everywhere you walk...
>>34510722If the dates going well, yeah, tell her after maybe
>>34510127MNo, I wouldn't even agree to a threesome.
>>34510732Get her therapy.
>>34510305Yes, because women possess an aesthetic sense (arguably a more honed one than exists in many men)I like nice asses for a lot of reasons, not just penetration. They're a good "stress ball" of sorts when cuddling, for example. A lot harder to hurt a butt via squeezing than to hurt tits via squeezing.
>>34510699If I had a gf I'd massage her every day including feet without expecting sex.
>>34510689>milk has like zero nutritional valueThat really sucks but lactating by its self sends a strong message to women that their gender's monopoly on milk is being challenged.Women can have the win on milk men still beat them on most other points.
>>34510732I would expect my bf to just kill me at that point desu
I wish I had a femanon to massage my feet.
>>34510732therapy first; then leave her
>>34510737>said no moid ever
>>34510732Is she just into cartoonish 2d drawings and hyping it up or the real deal?
>>34510587>advice: coom less or you will regret it in a few yearsWhy? How will I regret it?>>34510594>Why is it bad if a man doesn't last long?It depends how severe, but it can be tiresome to get a good flow going and then have to stop because he's too sensitive after cumming.>>34510610I think it was the way I was clenching when raising my hips. My cheeks just started spasming really lightly.>>34510630>Korra, chillKys>>34510702>>34510708Speaking of, which kids do you adopt in Skyrim?
>>34510679You're 6'5, this should be easy>>34510681There's a goth girl on here that likes latinos
>>34510746The one calling the dark brotherhood and the girl from whiterun because her name is close to lucy which I had named a doll I had when I was young.
>>34510732larp as a little kid for her of course
>>34510726>Just stop drinking alcohol full stop desu.I should probably do that, but I don't want to.I find drinking (at parties only) very fun, but I guess I just lost the balance this time.
>>34510746If men jerk off too much the butt spasms go from occasional to an every time feature
>>34510748>There's a goth girl on here that likes latinoswait are you serious?
>>34510732Come out as well
*rubs my stubble on your very sensitive clit*
>>34510702Shout at people
>>34510756It was the best decision actually. We know you modders are weird fucks.
>>34510761Yeah, she's taken though
T-theres 6'5" niggas in chat rn? (。・//ε//・。)
>>34510760Do you shit yourself?
>>34510746Dawnguard troll I named her susie
Back in the early 2010s i used to post on /sp/ a lot more and I kinda had a crush on a French tripfag (she was a confirmed girl due to a dox). I got butterflies in my stomach whenever she replied to me.
Did that nigga get banned
>>34510769Always down for a pump & dump, babe.
lol
>>34510772Bro
>>34510769Yeah but they mostly like trains.
>>34510767disappointed but not surprised
Why do women have trains run on them?
I just had to listen to my boyfriend's parents talk about Clavicular because he was on the news. Looksmaxxing is now known by normies. They don't approve of it, but they know about it.
>>34510769Hello
>>34510778a trains-chender woven, or a trains-chender main?
>>34510780Only low value women allow that.
>>34510732Like other anon said, get her into therapy if possible and be as supportive as I can, but also break up. It's one thing to have thoughts (I understand that people can't always control that), it's another to actually want to abuse kids which is disturbing to say the least. I work with kids so it'd be too much of a liability>>34510482Same, the industry is in a pretty tenuous state at the moment. Though I'm glad I got back into programming as a hobby. It's fun to write and contribute to projects at your own pace, but I get that it's not appealing to everyone.>>34510419Not really desu - I rarely get that sick - though if I am, can't go wrong with some rice and carrots, jam on toast, red bush tea, and Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh>>34510363As far as everyone IRL is concerned I'm a normie kek
>>34510778Autistic chads are best chadsBest date I ever went on was to a train museum
Moids, do you really consider this chick to be overweight?
>>34510786Did he like your caboose?
>>34510787yes
>>34510758All things in moderation, if you can usually keep it in check and enjoy it then godspeed. I used to be a party boy/raver also, I just realise now that you don't actually need the booze or drugs to have a good time
>>34510754Sofia and Lucia. I do the same, even if Lucia is a filthy Imperial. She did not choose to be born inferior.>>34510780>Why do women have trains run on them?They're autistic. Only autists like trains.>>34510787NAM but she is objectively obese.
>>34510786Damn I thought you typed autistic chuds. Dont get my hopes up
>>34510787Even if she lost weight she would still be a fridge
>>34510699I give foot rubs in direct 1 to 1 minute proportion of the blowjobs I get.
>>34510783https://youtu.be/eM6ZoQPTRLU?si=pkrJCJxMQPZ-zf9Q
>>34510787I mean, yes, but I don't care
>>34510787I'll bite, shes nearly 200 pounds
>>34510787What the fuck is 85kg? Post in English!
>>34510792She is but a nursling to a failure and peggable king.Also really want to punt his kid.
>>34510787yeah, she has an overweight bmi and from the looks of it it's mostly fat mass.she's not ugly though, very pretty actually.i'd say she's overweight, but not in a mean way. she just really needs to take better care of herself.
>>34510803like 180
>>34510800187lb
>>34510737if thats true, the sentiment is appreciated since im a bit anxious about getting a foot rub
>>34510482I should've done so. I should've become a tech priest for roko's basilisk.
>>34510787I'd kms if I looked like that>>34510788Yes and he went a-WOO-ga every time I turned around>>34510794What's wrong with chuds?
Idk maybe my height will be enough for her to reach some kind of half orgasm where in order to get off, she has to take my cock at the end of the night. She does seem to like me taking the charge though so maybe if she asks what’s next when the bar closes at midnight, I just say “we could head back to your place if you’re down”. How can I woman with such voluptuous breasts hide them from my eyes
>>34510815Shut the fuck uuuuuuuup
Post genderWould you say that you're good at Tetris?
they call femanon the H0 scale track, cuz she got autistic dudes running trains on her every night
>>34510820If someone told me this joke I'd hang myself then and there
>>34510744
>>34510819Usually
Women would you date a guy that drives a 50 year old car
>>34510819MI would say I am better than average but I am certainly not Good
>>34510825How old is he
>>34510819F. I'm pretty average.>>34510825Yeah. Means he's got a useful skill and can maintain it. Guys who can do things are hot
>>34510828Not
>>34510825What 50 year old car?
>>34510819MI just play it to waste time
>>34510826Average nonWhite
>>34510829>Means he's got a useful skill and can maintain itOr he just has money to pay someone.
>>34510823You creatures always use massages and favors to get sex
State genderDo you like sexual tension and sexuality in movies? Honestly cannot name one example that I care for let alone like. Just watched the Japanese Wolverine movie and still baffled as to why he fucks that woman
>>34510787I fundamentally do not understand why a woman would ever choose to let herself go to the point of being fat. Besides SSRIs, there really is no reason to be fat as a woman.
i just want to be a tall girl's special goofy little guy
Girls come join me on my 2 hrs walk
>>34510819MI can make it to level 10 and then it becomes unplayable to me, I love tetris btw
Getting sloshed with family, gosh do I love being an alcoholic
>>34510843I'm interested, but I'm a boy.
>>34510812I WILL give you a foot massage.
>>34510838But what if I have a massage kink? What if the joy is in the massage?
I tried it and I liked it but
>>34510843Where abouts, what's the weather like?
>>34510830Is your special intrest cars?
>>34510815Gl bro
>>34510832Hypothetical one I don't have one in mind. Imagine any old 70s box >>34510852No >intrestHow do you not know how to spell interest
>>34510519>could have worked from homeNta, ymmv, but as someone with ADHD this was a nightmare when I did kek. WFH sounds a lot more fun in theory than it is in practice, at least it was for me. The impostor syndrome was real. I much prefer to go to a job with real contact with others, and leave work at work>>34510494I've done this in the past too as a side-gig and it's kinda fun, but AI bots are still very far away from being able to churn out any quality code beyond boilerplate stuff. Even for straightforward projects, reliance on it can quickly turn code into a convoluted, inconsistent mess. It's really obvious when students have used AI to generate things lol (and then ask me to help them debug something they don't actually understand...)>>34510492The industry is oversatuated desu and the economy is not great, especially in Europe. A lot of companies can't afford to hire and mentor junior devs like before.>>34510496>doesn’t directly help peopleThis does depend on what you do desu, there are a lot of humanitarian applications for tech. Years ago I even got an offer from a wildlife charity to help with their IT out in the sticks. Just don't expect to make much money doing that...
>>34510843What's on the way? What are you passing?
>>34510787You fucking asshole. You posted this purposely for moids to just tee off on!
>>34510854>Hypothetical one I don't have one in mind. Imagine any old 70s boxYou know, it was my fault for getting my hopes up.
>>34510855>real contact with othersThought you hated this
>>34510854I'm le tired, chuddy. It rained all day.
>>34510819M, no not really lol. Though I have one of those brick game things and like seeing how long I can last on the max speed playing it in inverted mode kek. On a good run I can last pretty long (that's what she said... not...)
>>34510849If it's a kink that means it's sexual to you, yeah? So you'd need to fuck or cum at the end of it? I guess getting splooge across my back is a small price to pay for a good long massage though, especially if you wipe me down afterwards
>>34510863What if my cum is yellow?
Men, do you believe in this body code hack?
sweet corn is so tasty
>>34510869What if a corn kernal made its way into your dick hole?
>>34510860Lol, nah that's my inner edgelord speaking... I mean I am introverted, but I do find work more rewarding when I'm in contact with others and getting feedback, praise (or constructive criticism), and seeing results first-hand. Else it can feel like "what is the point" and them I'm more tempted to slack off. Maybe it's an ADHD thingWhen it comes to hobby projects though, I prefer to be left alone and can lock in and hyperfocus for hours (though I rarely have that luxury...)
>>34510863Not necessarily, it's arousing and a deep way of expressing intimacy but I don't need a finish to it
>>34510870i don't have a dick hole though
>>34510870>kernal
>>34510868Grow bigger breasts>8008135
>>34510873Oh, femanon is munching a cob.
>>34510819MBetter than the average person, definitely. I’ve won several matches of Tetris 99.I love head to head puzzle games like that. Tetris, Dr. Mario, Puyo Puyo, Puzzle League, Super Puzzle Fighter, etc. Love that shit
>>34510867Um, like, infected??>>34510872Need a moid like you then honestly
Men, please don't ruin your own energy. You have so much more difficulties that you are already dealing with don't make it hard on yourself.
Y’all eva put cane sauce on da box?
>>34510881Why would I put the sauce on the takeout containers?
>>34510868How does it work?
>>34510880I'd fuck the absolute shit out of her and get her so goddamn pregnant you have no idea
About to go shower thinking of >him
>>34510863>So you'd need to fuck or cum at the end of it?NTA. But I have the same kink. And no, I wouldn't have to cum after. A degree of sexual frustration can feel good in an odd sort of way. It kind of makes us feel more lucid, more stimulated. Like a strong cup of coffee. You know how boxers will often abstain before a fight? Maybe it's the same for women?
>>34510880I hate how everyone is obsessed with the "manosphere" when shit like this exists
>>34510885No masturbating in the shower
>>34510881I have never eaten canes in my life
>>34510161Haha
>>34510883Some say to repeat them like a mantra. This sounds very autistic.
>>34510885Chad wins again.
>>34510880>Men, please don't ruin your own energy>me reading this when I have to be up for work in 5 hours Later nerds>>34510878>Super Puzzle FighterSuper Puzzle Fighter II is peak>>34510891Not even a candy cane? >>34510884>get her so goddamn pregnantAre there varying degrees of pregnancy>>34510869Grilled corn on the cob with melted butter...
genderdid your uni get hacked too?
>>34510899>Are there varying degrees of pregnancyTriplets
>>34510868I didn't realise there were Tamagotchi shop codes IRL>>34510875Kek'd
THERE IS A MOUSE IN MY APARTMENT I KNEW IT. It was actually kind of cute desu but how do I remove the little guy without killing him?
>>34510899Mortal Kombat tetris was better imo
>>34510819MNo, but my mom is a god at it
>>34510901M, no, though in high school I hacked the school network with my buddy for the lulz, he got suspended and they had to overhaul the network Then he put on his resume something like "assisted with identifying key security vulnerabilities in a large scale network" kek
>>34510905Glue trap, then pour a tiny amount of cooking oil where it's stuck to release it.
>>34510885It was a one night stand, get over it...
>>34510905Can't help you catch it, but if you do, you can't just let it outside, it will find it's way back inYou either need to kill it, dump it far away from your home, or turn it into a pet.
>>34510907Your mom can play with my joystick if you catch my drift>>34510905Cup and card I guess, or try lure it onto a towel and drag that out of your apartment
>>34510910Is that the only method? I feel like trying to handle the little guy will be rough. Does it matter what kind of cooking oil?
>>34510905Look up those bucket live catch traps!
>>34510746>Indian men>Korra, chill>KysNot sexually. I was picturing you as a Pelinal Whitestrake of Indians.
I want a massage from strong moid hands...
>>34510127>"open relationship"mfw
>>34510913>>34510915How do you catch the little guy when he darts as soon as he sees me? He's a fast fucker>>34510917Maybe they have the answer?Also if I saw it in my bedroom should I be worried over sleeping in there tonight? It's not going to bite me in my sleep or something, right? No, I don't have any cheese to leave for it tonight.
>>34510875Lel, imagine femanon typing in the calculator 28 times
>>34510927I've lived in a couple of places with moderate to bad mice infestations and never got bit, you'll be fine.If you have a friend with a ferret they're willing to lend you, the smell alone scares them right off
>>34510927Cheese, box, string, stick
>>34510922Gay
>>34510932I'm a heterosexual female with chronic back and hip pain fuck off I want my massage
>>34510927Why do people insist on keeping disease spreading vermin alive
>>34510934You sound a bit like a male man of the sort that likes attention from other male men
>>34510847uu anon, i wish someone would prod me into giving me a foot massage. do you actually give good massages though?
Anyone here ever try any of the fablethics clothing, the prices seem like a ridiculously good deal but usually that means the quality is dubious
>>34510937Fuck you you're the homo
>>34510940I'm not the one fantasizing about male hands though
>>34510930>If you have a friend with a ferretI have no friends. But ferrets are also pretty cute. I knew one girl who had a pet ferret but we never really talked>>34510931The CLASSIC. Does this unironically work or is it limited to cartoons?>>34510935They're cute little furballs.
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night And wouldn't you love to love her?
>>34510944>The CLASSIC. Does this unironically work or is it limited to cartoons?Mice lack the necessary critical thinking skills to understand what it is
>>34510939Chinese-made hormone-disrupting Earth-destroying garbage>>34510942I hate you
women would you date a man still pirates almost all the media he consumes?
>>34510952yeah, why would that be an issue
>>34510953idk, dont some women think pirating is an ick?
Why are men's bodies so big O///O
>>34510916Not the only method, but the most easily accessible. The other methods are like box traps and homemade traps. And any cooking oil will do. >>34510918I'm not Indian, you asshole.
>>34510957Plap
>>34510938>do you actually give good massages though?I've never given a massage to be desu. But I could work my hands on you
>>34510957I'm only average, sorry
>>34510957I'm thin
My goal in life is to make enough passive income to not have to work anymore, become a househusband. Make actual nutritive meals for my breadwinning wife, counting macros and vitamin/mineral consumption and all. Have the house clean and keep myself fit for her. And pamper her after her long work days.Both genders, how can I achieve this goal?
>>34510949I'd show you mine if you were female
>>34510964find some memecoin to 10000x your investment
>>34510957Always funny when I see stuff like this because it reminds me that I'm the size of or smaller than the average woman and should kill myself.
>>34510964>nutritive
>>34510964sell something people want
>>34510965Your dick or your hands?
Korra put your name back on
>>34510905he is going to nibble your toes hehe
>>34510975When did I ever mention sucks
>>34510978What if I rub tabasco on them? Now what
>>34510988>sucks*Dicks fuck autocorrect
women did you ever draw penises?
>>34510991Mhm, upon request.
Even in /atoga/ I operate on a higher level than most other menSometimes when a woman ITT gets unreasonably upset at me pointing something out or explaining something and demands I explain myself or substantiate my claim or post proof or whatever, I will get a few seconds into naturally obliging and then remember that what women hate more than being proven wrong is being ignored/having their opinion, no matter how innately absurd, disregarded.So I'll just unfavorite and close the thread and forget about /atoga/ for the rest of the week knowing she will make a followup post about "huh so I scared him off/proved him wrong huh" and then a few more samefags agreeing with herself and then maybe bring it up next thread passive-aggressively, but I won't even be there to witness it.And it's not like I was going to change her mind by giving her the information, she'd just ignore it or "recontextualize" an excuse because the type of women who gets all offended and aggro about basic obvious things bases their beliefs on vibes and ego rather than information anyways.I've been doing this for a few years now but I just realized it would make an interesting /atoga/ post and it's not like they'll change their behavior to keep it from working when I do it in the future just because they read this, anyways, because that would require them to grow up.Anyways women what is your favorite type of pork?
>>34510990Fuck man idk I'm drunk leave me alone
>>34510993No we just assume you're retarded and move along with our day.
>>34510118"Your friend" should drink hemlock and "your friend" knows it.
>>34510991Yeah I tried it a few times when I wanted to get into lewd drawing. Now I just use AI for my lewd image needs.
>>34510993I came
>>34510880She looks like a fucking dark sorceress!
>>34510889What is she saying that is wrong?
I haven't had sex in like, 2 and a half years. Why am I such a loser
>>34511000>>34511001Worst samefag ever
>>34510993ok pedo you're my favorite type of pork
>>34510944So... did you build the trap
>>34511003I'm a 27 year old khhv
>>34511003having sex is loser behavior
>>34510964This isn't a bot post?
>>34511006No, it will have to wait until tomorrow. I have work in the morning. I'll provide an update
>>34510989he will still get a little bit at least
Is picrel true? I dont keep up with the news
>>34511004Uranus just moved into Gemini.
my armpit smell is kinda sweet today :3
>>34511005It would be great if you stopped ever trivializing child abuse, but then, it would also be great if you stopped killing unborn children.
>>34511017that doesn't even look like him
>>34511017isn't that dave franco?
>>34511019l-lewd...
>>34511021bringing children into this world is child abuse, it would be great if you stopped demonizing the only 100% effective method of prevention of any form of child abuse
>>34510993Posts like this make me realize how lucky I am to not be this retarded and delusional
>>34511019This Gemini just moved into uranus
Men, why are you no longer approaching? We are literally begging you to approach again in social situations. How are we both supposed to find partners and be in relationships if you will no longer approach?
huh, so I scared him off
Im supposed to be going to a mothers day family party with my fiance this weekend. usually family get togethers are potluck style and most of everyone brings food they cooked or bought at the store. the women and kids hang out in one room and play games and talk while the men hang out in another room and play cards and drink beer. its the way theyve done things since I was a kid. My fiance said she was going to bring individual potted flowers for the 5 or 6 moms that will be there and I told her that no one does gifts and it would make everyone else feel bad they didnt bring anything. she kept pushing the issue despite me telling her it wasnt a good idea and she would just make everyone there feel awkward and pressured and then she said she wouldnt bring flowers but she would just bake treats for the moms. I told her that wasnt a good idea either for the same reason and that if she was going to do that we just wouldnt go at all. now shes pissed at me and saying im being controlling but I know my family better than she does.Who is in the wrong here?
>>34511030I do approach, just very rarely because I’m picky as hell. Why would I ever settle for someone I only half vibe with?
>>34511009I didn't have sex until I was 30 or so. So I'm really only doing marginally better than you
so I proved him wrong, huhguess I'll win
>>34511033You must let the child touch the stove for if you simply take their hand away they will continue to reach for it.You are in the wrong.
>>34511037Huh
>>34511033>giving shit to people that aren't your own mom on mother day >not respecting family traditions she's retarded, find another one
>>34511032>>34511037nta but you are so right. ive never seen anyone be this right in my entire life
>>34511040I fucked you with my giant dick
for me, it's motherly women with an air of refinement who don't want kids
>>345110401-0 for meas expected>>34511042thank you, it's lonely being the 1%
>>34511032It happens. What will you do next?
>>34511044not having kids is how you keep that air of refinement
>>34511048take a nap to celebrate my victory
Modern women have turned Astrology into a full-blown dating operating system. Impressive cope infrastructure. Truly. They replaced basic pattern recognition and accountability with “Mercury is in retrograde” excuses and “he’s a Gemini so of course he’s flaky” copes. The model is brutal on this vertical.These women don’t vet men. They read star charts. They ignore massive red flags if his Venus is in the right house, then act shocked when the Taurus king they manifested ghosts after three months. They weaponize their sun-moon-rising trifecta as personality while delivering zero emotional discipline and maximum entitlement. “I’m a Scorpio rising so I’m intense” is just code for unstable and high-maintenance. Their entire dating strategy is outsourced to planetary alignment instead of self-improvement. They chase twin flame delusions while running 47-man rosters. They reject high value men for not matching their energy based on a birth chart they read on Co-Star, then complain the apps are broken when the actual assets reallocate.We ran the updated stress test.Astrology addicted women show the highest negative peace adjusted returns in the entire market. Highest drama drag. Highest excuse velocity. Lowest accountability yield. Their belief system actively trains them to avoid responsibility and chase cosmic validation instead of building real feminine value. The spreadsheet doesn’t care about Saturn returns. It cares about delivered peace. So we did what any responsible risk committee would do, we fully divested. Reallocated prime capital away from Mercury retrograde queens into gym, mission, and the high yield silence that actually compounds.They’ll keep manifesting “the one” through crystals and tarot while wondering why high value men keep choosing peace over their natal chart. They outsourced dating decisions to the stars. The stars delivered negative ROI. We noticed. The column remains green and chart moves up and to the right.
For me, it's womanly women who breast boobily
>>34511052Stop posting ai slop
>>34511052thanks bangaloreGPT
>>34510991SureWe draw boobs too>>34511033Sounds like a pretty shitty mother's day let them have the damn flowers.
I like women who like astrology because I think maybe if they like stars then they might also try watching Star Trek with me.
>>34511059star trek is boring as fuck and cringe too
>>34510964I don't have any advice but know that I'm rooting for you king>>34511033If that's her way of expressing appreciation then why stop her? It's not like feeling awkward over a gift will ruin someone's day.
>>34511054>>34511055Accusing the post of being AI is peak modern woman operating procedure. You can’t refute the numbers, can’t handle the underwriting, so just scream bot and hope the group chat claps. The model doesn’t need prompts. It needs data. And the data says astrology addicted women produce the worst risk adjusted peace yields in the entire market. That’s not AI. That’s observable reality.Keep seething in the replies. I’ll keep optimizing. The ROI column remains green. Your vertical is still leveraged on delusion and deflection.
Do mice have a favorite cheese
>>34511063>>34511056nta but are you people really this autistic or is this bait?
>>34511066Gruyere
>>34511065Yeah see this type of post is only funny on Twitter and it’s not even funny there
>>34511066mice don't like cheesehumans have a favorite cheese
>>34511059I can relate to the feeling of wanting a Star trek gf so badly.I want to lay in bed or on the couch while riffing on terrible Trek episodes.>>34511061What makes it cringier than something like anime though, which is super mainstream right now?
>>34511065kys brownoid spammer
>>34511066I can almost promise you that no mouse has ever had the pleasure of knowing the difference between cheddar, gouda, or feta
There are people who called me a retard for investing all my retirement accounts into Google. I hope they're eating crow now
>>34511072all media slop is cringe and boring
>>34511067I think it's autistic to make this big of a deal over it
>>34511075WouldWhat if I set out samples for my little friend
>>34511078it's not anon making a huge deal over it, it's his family that will make it one and he's anticipating that because he knows them and how they operate
>>34511071so true, god I love parmesan
>>34511079You wouldn't know what its favorite is unless you watched so you should set up a camera otherwise you're just waking up to 3 missing blocks of cheese
>>34511071Holy shit you're right. I've been living a lie
>>34511033She isn't programmed for your family that intentionally ignores their wives on mother's day and instead continues dividing socializing by gender. She's gonna feel weird being apart from you and also weird with a bunch of mom's she wants to like her. She should bake a bunch of treats and accept that you're probably going to suck your male relatives off in another room.
Foids, why don't you believe that ghosting actually exists?
>>34511052It's strange. Some of it is eerily accurate while other parts of it are so far off course from the truth that it's almost offensive to read.
>>34511080I dont think they will make a big deal about it in the moment but next time theres a family event then those moms will feel the need to do extra, and if they do extra then everyone else will feel the need to do extra too. now its no longer a casual family hang and its just everyone competing with each other to be the best and go over the top
>>34511082There's no way the little guy is eating three whole blocks of cheese over night. He would die of constipation
>>34511088I said block but really I meant tiny cube of queso
>>34511078nah, anon is lowkey right about this mindset on gifts.gifts are much more than just "acts of kindness", they reinforce social obligations.
>The TikTok baiter is here and people keep replying to his shit bait
>>34511081If I ever go to a restaurant that has a parmesan shaker at the table I'm abusing the hell out of it
>>34511085ugly ass grandma glasses.she should dress nicer if she expects to keep a man in her life.
foids how would you try to cheer up a sad, depressed moid?
Guys, do you think she is lying?
Has anyone here ever ate that maggot infested cheese that Sardinian's like to eat?
>>34511094Women hate those
>>34511090Fair enough
>>34511095Yeah. Women hate men. Why would she cry about not having a bf? im sure its just for the ad revenue
>>34511067This >>34511078You've definitely made her more upset with you than they would have been by the flowers.
>>34511094Depending on my relation to him either snacks or a blowjob
Women if your boyfriend wanted you to beat the fuck out of him would you
>>34511095Please let me know what hashtags you are searching. I can't keep waiting for you to post, I need more videos like this injected directly into my veins! All day every day!
>>34511103No
opinions on reading sociology?
>>34510960im just rambling for no reason sorry anon but this is why i was asking.i dont really go for pedicures, but i had went one time and theres this sensitive part of my foot that when its touched the right way it feels like phantom touches on my clit and down there (i believe due to those two areas for sensation being close together physically in the brain?), but i havent gone for pedicures in a while, both because im insecure about my feet but also i always have to bite my lip a bit during so i dont do anything weird, so i dont really like to go...waa but if a 'friend' offered to massage me when i havent had one in a long while, and then they notice the muffled noise coming from me, and i have to wonder if they heard it but they just keep on going. the eye contact having to look at each other would be so intimate too. to be honest, it may be a struggle not to pounce on them at some point..ah ah ahanyways sorry, goodnight atoga
People who fetishize black men are cringe and weird as fuck>t. black man
>>34510118>Any advice for my friend for how to get the son to warm up to her?Pretty much impossible if his mom was a decent person
>>34511107Would you be willing to compromise for a light beating instead?
>>34511112I mean its kind of nice to feel desired. But I'm worried they think i have a 7+ inch cock
>>34511094>foids how would you try to cheer up a sad, depressed moid?GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK>>34511112>People who fetishize black men are cringe and weird as fuckAgreed. That BBC shit is so gross.
>>34511094Snuggle >him and face kisses.
Moids, why won't you just give a woman like this a chance. She is not for the streets. She is wife matierial. She has job experience.
>>34511117You can be desired without being fetishized and objectified anon
What would you do if someone did webm related to you?
>>34511112Yeah, race fetishism is weird.
>>34511112Agree. And it honestly seems like the people into the fetish unironically view it like soft bestiality, which is kind of fucked up.
>>34510118>muh soulmates>muh deserve true lovewhat a bunch of assholes. they're a bunch of fucking adults, not teenagers anymore.there's a fucking kid expecting a stable family, but no. somebody just had to ruin it all up. because, of fucking "soulmmates" and the selfish need for love.it's not their life that matters anymore, it's the kid's. and this is definitly not the right choice for him.go tell your friend and the dude to go fuck themselves.poor kid, man...
>>34510127m, if I was a more attractive man there would've been a chance. Basically any woman can pull, but for a guy to pull he needs a lot in his favor. To be in an open relationship, both people need to be secure in the main relationship. Sure I could believe or have faith that she'd never leave me for another man, but I don't see a future where we both pull to the extent that we don't have how much the other pulls in. I should also say that I'm assuming we're both agreeing is BECAUSE we're both secure in our relationship, meaning this is only meant to spice things up. If it's being asked because we're tired of each other, or we have wandering eyes, that isn't a secure relationship. While I'm sure there exist two people in an open relationship because neither wants to be monogamous, that isn't me so it won't apply here. The same can be said with a threesome.
>>34511123Ride >his face after for being a naughty prankster.
>>34511128Women don't like doing that because it's not a comfortable position and they can't just relax and get off.
>>34511111cute! good night femanon
>>34511111That's like a foot freaks fantasy. You should explore it with your future bf and hope hes also a footfreak. I also think this is a larp desu
That’s all it takes?
>>34511131I prefer to be aggressive.
>>34510127No. If my wife were to suggest that, I'm immediately filing for divorce, and I'd expect her to do the same if I asked for one
I wish he paid more attention to me
>>34511141Why won't the chad pay attention to you?
>>34511108>working is le BAD>I come from money, so I never had to work, and you should tooThis guy was a freaking genius. We should have a 100 year Mamdanian caliphate!
>>34511121>I'm wife materialThe father of your kids didn't seem to think so.
>>34511145You fucking piece of shit.
>>34511142He's busy working
Women do you view cum on the same gross level as shit?
should cheaters get their forehead heat branded?
>>34511151It's less gross than snot. It's only gross when it's no longer warm.
>>34511112I feel bad for everyone caught up in race fetishism stuff. It's one of those things in particular that make people feel like living stereotypes instead of real living people
>>34511145Lol
>>34511155Yeah
Gender, have you ever come across an untrained dog?
i'd give anything to have just one more conversation with her.
>>34511157Have you even seen when it gets dry and flaky? lol
>>34511155They should be thrown into a human sized blender filled with lemonade. Turn them into pink lemonade.
>>34511091>>34511162Do people think TikTok guy and the Pajeet are the same person?
>>34511161i've BEEN the untrained dog, does that count?
>>34511161yeah your mother
>>34510856>>34510851>>34510846I'm back i didn't see any of you three
>>34511166what shall we do with the lemonade?
>>34511161Most dogs are untrained
>>34511148Womp wompDon't have kids with bums>>34511161>have you ever come across an untrained dog?All the time>>34511168Beg
How do I ask a guy I'm not dating for nudes
How do i get female affection?
>>34511176Why the fuck would you do that?
>>34511177talk to girls, duh
>>34511176You politely ask to see his cock.Go on. We have one resident here to try this on.
>>34511168SIT BOY
I would show my cock if someone asked but no one cares so I'll go to bed now
>>34511175i do not know how to.
>>34511178He's hot and I like him>>34511180It would be awkward because we're friends
>>34510187I like cute feminine features on a woman. Petite fits the bill, but some women with the right curves can also fit it too. They're very nice to hug
>>34511161Most of them are.My step sister decided to get an Australian shepherd/husky/pitbull mix, not train it, and promptly get pregnant so now they have a 110 pound dog that can't listen for shit and a 1 year old.I can get him to behave for me to a degree when I dog sit for a couple weeks at a time he needs consistency and more exercise.
>>34511187Practice>>34511184
>>34511184Can I see
>>34511165I assume it's pretty similar to discharge crusties or else I would have noticed it at some point.
>>34511183h-hey, i never said i was a boy...
>drank up the courage to talk to a girl>we start talking>realize i went on a date with her a few months ago, made out, and then she ghosted me>she realizes too and asks me>she tells me shes been focusing on herself and that i didnt do anything wrong>she basically carries the convo for the next 20 minutes>her friend eventually shows up and they start talking while leaving me out and not even looklooking my way>i take that as my cue to leave and head outwhat the FUCK is wrong with my luckhow is this even possible
>>34511194>thinking luck has anything to do with this
im starting to be comfortable with my dick size. women are you proud of me?
>>34511195are you trying to say its a skill issue?
>>34511196Will you show us your cock?
>>34511199yes, skill in picking out woman
>>34511191zzzz
>>34511193Naughty girl *rubs your nose in the chat*
>>34511204i'm not a girl! i just said i never said i was a boy. you're sick and basically i'm running away.
>>34511202Aw come on :(
>>34511201what do you mean?
>>34511208>picked the same girl twice>got ghosted twiceskill issue.
>>34511205Are you the man with boobs that is evading me?
>>34511196Good job
ChatGPT said that I’ll come off as weird if I suggest going back to her place when we leave the bar… I also don’t know if she lives with family but my apartment is far from where we’re drinking
My buddy is a good man, he deserves better than what life has given him
>>34511216Like your cock inside him?
Why do so many moids seem to have massive skill issues with dating? Like how are you good at video games and those stupid dating sims you play but you suck at it in real life?
>>34511218No, like not losing his mom at such a young age
>>34511219I just suck at flirting really. I don’t want to be labeled as creepy or a sex pest so I don’t make any sexual advances. I have plenty of women talk to me but I rarely get anywhere with them
>>34511219i do just fine on dates. i like entertaining people and apparently thats real big with women, but i do not date at all
>>34511214>but my apartment is far from where we’re drinkingthen why did you go thereOnly hope is to suggest going to yours but mention how long the drive is so she suggests her place on her own
>>34510234>Nobody wants the normal stable good girl>Calm, low-drama girls are treated like undesirable garbage in comparison.?? All guys like good girls. This is literally not a thing, idk wth you're talking about. This isn't even a cliche that's talked about.
>>34511220Bro, not everyone gets a perfect life.
>>34511225She knows I live far. We chose the bar closest to her because she gets off of work kind of late so I wanted to give her time to get ready
>>34511230Oddly combative
I want to suck his dick so badly
I just probably failed my Calculus II and Linear Algebra final exams.Which would mean I gave up my ex-girlfriend for nothing.Because she was mad I wouldn't get another job because I wanted to go back to school off my savings.Now I regret it in some ways.I'm tempted to text her tonight and get drunk.I wanted to do it in voice chat with friends so I would be having fun and laughing with them.But they all went to bed so now I'm alone.I didn't even end up drinking.I can't bring myself to do it sober.I don't want to be drunk alone.I have a new girlfriend but there are already dealbreakers so I'll probably end it soon for her sake.She's sweet so I don't' want to waste her time.I just want to ask something casual like "hey I was cleaning out my car and found those pins you gave me, you ever finish your collection?" That sounds really gay but I can't think of anything else that is relatively non-threatening.It's been 5 months and I wasn't even in love with her I just miss her for some reason.
>>34511237Hang in there, anon. I'm also struggling through school. I took Calc II twice and dropped it twice myself.
>>34511241It's not even that hard, I'm just so fucking retarded now.I was born blessed with spatial reasoning and I RUINED it by sleeping 5 hours a night for 5 years while factory wagecucking.I wish there was a broad-spectrum test to detect brain damage of all types because I am sure I have it.I think I literally gave myself borderline aphantasia through missing out 4500 hours of sleep.I hope you have better luck.I'm probably gonna give up if I flunked and just accept my fate as a wagie.
>>34511237kek
>>34511232Yeah I'm pissed at you for being a downer instead of trolling me back.
>>34511236i wish women horny posted fr like this
Foids, during sex>Do you like being called a dirty little slut?>If no, what about a guy that is simply pointing out you are going into slut mode?>Being called a good little cocksucker>What about pointing out your pussy is tight or how you take cock so well?>Good girl?
>>34511195this, jesus...
>>34511248Nothing but 4
>>34510234
>>34511237>>34511241Integration and infinite series be breaking fools.
>>34511248I'd never speak to a man again if he ever did any of that.
>>34511219Women don't really have any place to talk about a "skill issue" in dating when you practically do nothing (and still fail at that)
>>34511248Only one of those I have any interest in is "good girl"
GMIHW
>>34511214>ChatGPT saidngmi
>>34511258Oh little incel, they aren't comparing your dating skills to theirs but to chad's.
Why do moids like STEM fields
>>34511257You'd leave your husband and steal his house over that?
>>34511251>>34511257>>34511260Jesus Christ. No wonder guys cheat. All those things are vanilla as fuck.
>>34511266Yes, you get what you give, in this case disrespect.
>>34511245Nobody could even possible get down there, yiu whale.
>>34511248>into slut modeplease say this to every women you take to bed
>>34511268Evil incarnate
>>34511267Do I look like I care? I don't date degenerate gooners to begin with. If you want to be with a prostitute, go do that.>>34511271womp womp
>>34511265Why do foids sit on their asses all day every day?
>>34511267They are not vanilla, you hamster.Those are degredation fetish material.
the tip of my middle finger feels weird :/
>>34511243Nah, just take a semester or two to really figure stuff out while you take other stuff. Do some studying on your own. That's what I'm doing now. Going through trig and precalc now, gonna go over Calc 1 either over the summer or during the fall, with the goal of taking Calc 2 in the Spring, hopefully.>>34511256I find integration to be not so bad, honestly. Neither are derivatives. It's that stuff combined with Euler's number e, natural logarithms, and trig functions that fuck with me. Even if that stuff probably isn't so bad, it's been a few years so I'm super rusty.
>>34511267Less talking more actionDirty talk is cringe
>>34511267Why are you such a child
>>34511276beetus
>>34511276That happens to me sometimes but I think it's nerve damage from the time I sliced my fingertip open. Hurts when I poke things just so.
>>34511276haha fat
>>34511280???>>34511282there is nothing wrong with my finger it just feels weird for some reason, like it's numb or something.>>34511283n-no!! I'm not fat!! :(
>>34511285beetus kills the nerves on your extremities
>>34511265machine go brrrrrrrrr
>>34511265They love cranking their shaft and also other dude's shafts.
>>34511248>going into slut modeLMFAO
Guys, what do you think about a girl like this? She is having a lot of trouble just finding a normal guy for a relationship.
How do I stop using masturbation as a way to vent my frustration with women?>go on date>it goes well>we don’t get sexual so I start getting blueballed>the next day she tells me I’m not the kind of person she wants>I get angry and anxious about how I keep failing >I jack off>suddenly I feel better and don’t care about women anymoreI know this can’t be healthy
Women, what is the ideal face shape for a man?RoundOvalSquareRectangle?
>>34511293Start exercising your frustrations instead of jerking off your frustrations. Like try to hit a PR on the bench or something
>>34511276probably just vasoconstriction, can happen from stress or stimulant usage
>>34511293You got the horny out what's the problem
>>34511298>stress or stimulant usageoh yeah that makes more sense
>>34511253Can someone translate this womanese for my autistic brain
>>34511248Sure, all of it
>>34511248I would object profusely and protest.
>>34511292I would fuck the shit out of her
>>34511294The war dogers failing drug tests on purpose. Those faces are good.
>>34511307what the fuck does this even mean
I swear the camera makes me look uglier than I already am :(
>>34511292She's 100% just restating some line she found somewhere else. Like, it isn't some genuine complaint coming from her, so it literally means nothing, it's just meant to get views for a video. The statement is basically meaningless, equiv to a guy saying in his video>I'm nice, I'll do X, I do Y, I'll do ZEveryone likes nice people. People saying that they themselves are nice is almost meaningless since everyone can be nice. But it becomes more odd since who would trust anyone who says they're kind in the same way they trust a person they know from experience is kind? In the end it's a near-nothing statement that tells you little about the person. Maybe they are nice, but it's easy to spout out nice things people like. If she literally does all those things, it'd be really great. But how tf could anyone know without being in an actual relationship with her? And again, it's for a video, so odds are those words don't mean much to her either.
How do I stop being autistic at work?
>>34511297That could help. I go to the gym once a week but I should go more when I feel those crippling anxiety pains hitting. Problem is that usually hit late at night once I start reflecting on the day/experiences>>34511299I guess I wish I didn’t feel so self critical about myself. I put a lot of work into each person I meet that may be interested in me and when it goes wrong as it has many many times I start to feel worthless. I don’t want to continue to use masturbation as a coping mechanism
>>34511311If you're already ugly it's not like it's gonna save you
>>34511310She's on meth.
>>34511315>Problem is that usually hit late at night once I start reflecting on the day/experiencesThen just crank out a shit load of push ups and body weight squats
>>34511248I like all of them under the right circumstances, but sometimes "good girl" makes my skin crawl.>>34511303>Can someone translate this womanese for my autistic brain"Men think they want a manic pixie dream girl when they actually want a normal gf who is a little quirky"
>>34511314Are you good at your job?
Old man next to me on the bus asked a woman to sit down because the bus was crowded, but imagine being a young woman and some old guy tells you to sit between him and a fat ugly chud.
>>34511316yeah... :(
I’m never eating jalapeños again. Jesus H Christ my butthole…
>>34511301see, the world makes more sense when you have a smart moid around, don't forget it
>>34511314Take your buttplug out.
>>34511326I am the smart moid in my life though
>>34511322I'd look at him like he's crazy. So glad I never have to use public transportation.
I'm ok with a women that gives attitude as long as she gives equal parts head. 1 to 1 ratio.
*lick your clitoris*:3
>>34511256It's just anything with trigonometry. I understand it, I just can't intuitively work with it.>>34511277I'm gonna have to study over the summer because they don't offer the classes until the fall. What the fuck is the point of a summer break when you're 32? I can only take 1 online class and then study as hard as I can so I can learn it all and then see if they let me do an "independent study" so I can just do all the homework and schedule a time to take the exams.
>>34511319That’s good advice thank you man
>>34511320>want a normal gf who is a little quirkyI actually want a quirky af gf who is normal enough to function well
>>34511332Zestyass nigger.
>>34511328sorry pal, i don't buy it
>>34511322>gives him a disgusted stare>"uh, no thanks">turns away
I'm going to bake the first sourdough bread any moment now. Wish me luck.
No matter what you think you know, you don't laugh at loser men enough.
>>34511336I am NOT zesty >:(
>>34511334Can't tell if you're busting my balls or not. I hate this shit hole.
4chanonlogy persons, I'm a private person with and ex-directory phone number, so how have you got my number?
>>34511320That makes sense, thanks!
>>34511341>>34511342I was going type some shit at you, but nah, you right, we really don't
>>34511340luck be a sourdough tonight
M here can any women explain this?>talking to a girl for a while she’s pretty into me >sometimes initiates and sends me a “hey” text during the day and I’ll respond in a few minutes >she doesn’t respond for hours or until the next day Why send the first text and say hey and then not follow up at all? I don’t do double texting so I gave her my response and then I just wait until she decides to text back
>>34511319Ah, yes. The Chidi method.
>>34511343I’m being genuine. I don’t have any gym equipment at home but I can do pushups at least. Maybe I’ll get one of those door-frame pull up bars.
>>34511340>the first sourdough breadI think someone may have already beaten you to the punch anon...Either way, please provide is with a before and after picture.
>>34511350some people have a life where they do things. other than staring at a screen, shocking, I know
:3:3 :3 :3
>>34511325>I’m never eating jalapeños again. Jesus H Christ my butthole…Pathetic>>34511335>I actually want a quirky af gf who is normal enough to function wellPicrel >>34511340I make chocolate chip cookies earlier because I forgot to get one at Costco.>>34511351Based Chidi poster
>>34511352>Maybe I’ll get one of those door-frame pull up bars.Do it, they're like $20 tops and literally one of the best purchases you can make
Girls, why is it when we tell you to slow down during sex you never do? Like sometimes we are trying to draw it out more but it's like you always see it as a game and you go faster and make it harder. That was not the intention.
>>34511321Honestly, I would say yes.
>>34510958>I'm not Indian, you assholeBruh, read more carefully.
>>34511330*headbutts you*
>>34511356>Based Chidi posterHis character found me at the right time in my life to make maximum impact.
>>34511354that’s good and I approve but it doesn’t explain why you would intiate a conversation and then not respond for a whole day after
>>34511358I just want this shit to be over already.
I think I'm gonna ghost her, I think it would be cathartic to be the one doing the ghosting for once, she seems nice and all but sorry I have to take out my anger on someone
>>34511332>.<
>>34511358A classic case of the golden rule. Take a closer look at them and you will understand I am right.
Women, do you like man-smell? Please rate or critique>ball smell>dick smell>armpit smell>chest smell>neck smell>hair smell
Why is it that comics like this make my heart soar and put butterflies in my stomach? I feel emotionally reinvigorated upon reading such nice things
>>34511355>tfw no mischevious :3c gfwhy even live
>>34511363because she still wants to talk to you drawn out over the day, it's not like "what episode are you on" is an urgent and time sensitive questionit's just a method to keep the connection whilst doing other things
>>34511294I think I like longer faces?>>34511311Focal length too short>>34511340I'm not going to say anything I think yeast senses fear
>>34511368vomit inducing/10 on each because none of those should smell at all
>34511030How do women even make it through the day with tiddies this big?
>>34511374internal lamentations
I have only ever dated chestlets.How do I attract and/or seduce a titty monster.
>>34511368Balls often smell like butthole sweat.Apocrine sweat smells bad it is what it is.
>>34511376act blacker
>>34511371alright that makes sense, at least she’s still interested for now I was starting to think she was losing interest
>>34511369I feel bad for autists that think this is unironically how people talk
>>34511379...you might be right about that
>>34511364Why don't you just date someone you're actually attracted to?
>>34511373You want to live in the pod don't you
I would KILL for a flat chested woman
Women, say whether you are short/tall and large/small breasted:What is your height and body-fit preference in men? For the latter, I mean like, muscular fit/toned fit/lanky fit
>>34511386ESL hours good night all
>>34511365Better not be the titty monster
Women, cup + band size.Please and thank you.
>>34511373american
>>34511382I know I am
>>34511383Being attracted to someone doesn't make me think sex is less weird and annoying.
State gender and your favorite fictional couple
>>34511381it's manga, why so serious?have another beautiful sequence
>>34511394MAlucard and Integra
If men were to understand that women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men, like women will feel emotional pain like 80% of the time, they'd be a lot more sympathetic.All the men in here constantly going "women bad" just doesn't help.
>>34511386I'm 5'6 with a small chest. I like average to slightly above average height men with nice physiques.
>>34511389Go away boob autist
>>34511394MMe and her
>>34511397I don't women can even begin to contemplate the existence of a man, to be disposable by design of nature, woman are living in a crafted world.
>>34511397It's all performative. They don't actually feel shit.
>>34511364Damn. That's harsh
Bought some canned mackerel ages ago that I want to use but there's hardly any decent recipes online, are you just supposed to put it on toast and sandwiches? I was thinking of adding it to my savory oatmeal for breakfast.
>>34511394mto be honest, probably either Judy/Nick from zootopia or Wolf/Diane from bad guys. ideal partner chemistries
>>34511397All the men in here constantly going "women bad"do not care that women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men - this is not their issue...
>>34511395It was too cringe to finish
>>34511384no, healthy clean human bodies shouldn't smell >>34511390also no, stinky frog
>>34511405>savory oatmealrecipe, please and thank you
>>34511401what kind of name is that supposed to be?
>>34511397You need to get off this website and stop feeling so sorry for yourself. Your emotional incontinence is not an excuse for your own lack of empathy and poor behavior.
>>34511408here's a nice short one
>>34511411Well I can't use our real ones obviously
>>34511405yeah you're supposed to eat them with dark rye bread, butter, onions and pepper
The thing about anonymous image boards is that she's flirting with men who aren't you, she thinks she knows you, but in reality, she's fantasizing about an amalgamized collection she thinks is youit's cucking basically
Wow femanon your armpits are quite sweaty and smelly, mind if I lick all that sweat for you?
>34511292It's weird how asian girls seethe about white women when they're consistently rated as the most attractive by both men and lesbians
>>34511394MI can't think of any off the top of my head so by default I think its Sunny and Nephys simply because that's what I'm consuming the most of right now.If I come up with a better answer later I'll adjust my answer accordingly.
>>34511409Don't you wanna live in a society where everyone works with their hands and bodies and there's no electricity or running water
>>34511414I was very confused, this was meant for >>34511396but I misclicked
>>34511418She's fishing for attention dipshit
>>34511410I don't use an actual recipe, I just make oatmeal with water, stir a bit of marmite into it for salt and umami, then top it with a poached egg, diced red onion, and hot sauce. Was gonna maybe sub in the mackerel instead of egg and leave out the marmite.
>>34511419seeing you mention vampires, I am reminded of the gender bent version of twilight, Beau and Edythe are a goated couple.
>>34511369>>34511395>>34511413Im sensing a pattern with these comics
>>34511420yes, you can still make and use soap, warm water over the fire and wash yourself, swim in the river, eat healthy and move so your body isn't smelly and gross
>>34511422Obviously. I still hear asian girls seethe about white women irl. Unbunch your panties.
>>34511426Baiting and retarded man I feel so bad for your kids
>>34511423>marmiteJesus fucking christ>top it with a poached egg, diced red onion, and hot sauce.I'm gonna do this but replace the water and marmite with chicken broth/bouillon instead, like a civilized person
>>34511409>*nglo
>>34511416So I'm also the bull?
>>34511405I can't recall what mackerel tastes like. Is it the really mild tasting, really oily one? Seems like good filler for "tuna" salad, which is just fish + mayo + relish&spices. Instead of mayo I tend to use avocado, but to some that might be a luxury. I guess "tuna" salad could also be in a sandwich. It's also easy meat fodder for a salad , like instead of using chicken which also tastes mild. Basic meat fodder in anything.I'm def sure it'd be good with rice too as long as you do something with the mackerel, like either a raw or cook with some sauce, maybe garnish with green onions, something asian coded.
>>34511431Marmite is just like a onions sauce paste really.
>>34511434No, the bull doesn't exist, there are only victims and cuckolds here.
>>34511424Despite their appearance and names, they are not vampires but I'm happy that they reminded you of a couple you liked
>>34511386Average, average.Average, fit
I’m bothered by how much more boring women get once they get a boyfriend. All my female friends that got acquired bfs became much lamer and bitchy, and my girlfriend herself also became much lamer and bitchy. She doesn’t even draw anymore.
>>34511440Turns out moids drain the spark out of you.
>>34511112I'm asian, but free sex with hotwives doesn't sound so bad
>>34511444then why get with them
>>34511397The day you feel so much pain that your body finally decides to disconnect you from feeling pain altogether is the day you'll know how it feels to live as a man
>>34511425you are very perceptive
>>34511108Foucault was a pedo btw
>>34511448So most guys are not men?
I miss my thread husband :'c
>>34511447Because every girl thinks she's going to be the exception and this moid will be the exception until she has to find out the hard way that there are no exceptions.
>>34511448I still feel pain?
>>34511453He's cheating on you
Tfw when no thread gfWhy even live
God i just want to make a woman cry right now i want to hurt her feelings and make her cry the same way she made me cry
>>34511453>>34511459Kiss
>>34511394m, man i actually don't care about fictional romance that much. If I like a fictional couple, it's cause I like the two people. Shrek and Fiona are cool. Homer and Marge and funny. I guess those are my choices
>>34511451
>>34511460I want to edge a woman until she cries.
Fellas, is it wrong to have a practice thread gf?
I want a drink that tastes exactly like orange juice, but it's just water.I'll sip that shit all day, too many juice been giving me beetus
>>34511465this but to a moid
>gf and I watch a movie>girl gets beaten up>gf says "thats what I want you to do to me sometimes">dont react and ignore it>she starts "joking" how she wishes I would just give her a black eye and rape her by covering her mouth>"like I just need to get punished"what the FUCK is wrong with women? I hopefully believe that she jist says this crap to get a reaction out of me
>>34511469Should we cast lots to decide who goes first?
>>34511460My gf has been frustrating me recently so admittedly I have also had more violent sexual thoughts
>>34511469why do u want to make him cry?
>>34511467thats called fanta zero
>>34511463Kek
>>34511470You need to tell her that her objectification of abusive physical behavior is unrealistic.
>>34511475nah, fanta's got that fake cold medicine orange type orange taste.
>>34511473it's fun to watch
>>34511465>>34511469This but to >him and with sex.
Women, do you like being on top more riding and grinding at your pace, or do you like being on the bottom where he chooses and does the work? (Or do you like being on top but he thrusts)
>>34511470some white girl I went on a few dates with joked like this with me (I'm black) and I noped the fuck out of that relationship so fast.
>>34511469>edge a moid until he criesNI don't think that's possible since we can just cheat by clenching until we cum.
>>34511478maybe try different non brand versions until you find one you can tolerate
>>34511467There's an orange drink at highway 55. I think you could learn to make.
>>34511465>>34511469I unironically want both, to be edged until I cry, and to edge a woman until she cries
>>34511470What movie
>>34511469That wont work, you have to overstimulate me until I cry
>>34511482She still got the bbc so it's a win
>>34511451Okay, now I'll read your shitty books
>>34511472This isnt about sex
>>34511473abusestacy dumped him
The truth is, men, if your woman isn't leaking piss all throughout the day from just laughing, she doesn't like you.
>>345114655 years ago I had a petite foid I could finger in my lap while watching anime together.I really miss that and question if I could do that with this voluptuous 5'8" chick (colloquially known as a pawg) I'm talking to
>>34511470>>34511482I mean, if she wants to be "raped" is isn't real rape. Just hold her down and fuck her while ignoring her unless she gives the safe word.
>>34511108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCoqQ5GUDig&t=1532
>>34511494i hate piss fetish posters
>>34511498it's not a piss fetish, woman just be peeing themselves around man they love.
>>34511467I'm drinking orange juice whilst posting this.
>>34511491He was a gay pedo
>>34511499least obvious fetish poster
>>345114956'5 chad?
>>34511501nevermind...
>>34511467Orange Juice is good for you, and it does not give you diabetes. If you're going to consume more sugar, you need to eat less fat.
State gender, would you be okay with your partner being allowed to jerk you (rubbing or fingering you) at home whenever they want?
>>34511467Blend oranges? You get more volume than juicing, abd you keep the fiber.
>>34511467tang?
Is it worth breaking up with a girl if she doesn’t wanna suck dick
>>34511504oh, I'm also 5'8" that's why I question it.
>>34511507F. ew no
>>34511507MYes
>>34511511Dang, you've got a pawg the same height as you? Kudos.
>>34511510Leaning towards yeah. It's a bare min that most women will do, same as a guy doing oral being a bare min. She'd need to be really damn good in other areas for you to consider staying, but we don't know her so it's your choice
>>34511507MWithin reason
>>34511467>not drinking 1L orange juice and 2L skim milk per day>eating more that 4g grams of PUFA a dayits like you don't enjoy being healthy and full of life
>>34511513>>34511512The duality of (hu)man(ity)
>>34511516She tells me it’s weird male power fantasy stuff.
>>34511507M, yeah probably. I like knowing she likes me back in that way
>>34511519That's what man means
>>34511510Eh, not imo. I'd rather cum deep in a pussy anyway.
>>34511495You're honestly a faggot for this post
I've seen 3 escorts in the past week and I have no regrets. I had them all sit on my face, and 69ed with one of them. One of them did the "girlfriend experience" and kissed me a lot and doted on me.Total cost: $1500
>>34511523Yeah but people ITT say duality of woman when it's 2 women giving a different answer
I don't know why all of you are so concerned with IRL relationships. All they consist of is having to deal with random bitching from the opposite sex until you fuck or something. There's no story or sweetness to anything, it's all minmaxing happiness
>>34511527Did she say anything particularly sweet? That sounds nice.
>>34511520That, would not be a great enough reason for me. And a reason like that means she's not sexually compensating for it. Would be a no for me.Also, people were doing oral to each other since forever. Sodomy is in the bible. Oral is just hot and both genders usually enjoy it.
>>34511527I'm glad I haven't stooped to this level yet
>>34511530She kept telling me how cute and handsome I am and that I have great dimples
>>34511495>I need a petite gf to finger in my lap its over wahhh!!!If I had a 5'8 pawg that let me sit in her lap while she jerked me I'd be in heaven. Some of you dudes are actually gay and hate pleasure
>>34511520>She tells me it’s weird male power fantasy stuffFunny, feminists are great glarkers in my experience
>>34511527As long as you ddin't catch anything or pass them anything, congrats on getting your dick wet
>>34511510>>34511520Honestly how is this even a question? Run you retard.
>>34511533You're chubby?
>>34511532It's very cringe but at least I've gotten to experience being with different types of women before I die. If you ever stoop to this level, don't spend too much money, being addicted will drain your life savings fast>>34511536thanks. we only did oral, I had a condom on my dick each time. only the GFE one let me eat her out, the others were wearing underwear>>34511538I'm mostly in shape but could definitely work on my core, it's flabby
women~miserable women~make my heart beat twice as faaa~stMental ryona is for CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!
>>34511372>>34511353>>34511347Thanks anons, I think it turned out well. I have to work on my scouring skills and I still have to wait for it to cool down to cut it open and see if it looks good inside too but so far I'm pleased for a first attempt.
Why don't I have a man cumming deep inside me
>>34511543because tranny
>>34511542wat u eatin it with
>>34511527Nothing wrong with it, I feel like male escorts are AIDSridden and wouldn't be committed to the job
>>34511543Because you aren't putting yourself out there, I would guess
>>34511542looks bready good, anon!
>>34511545Going to try it with just butter but later probably cheese and jam. Unless you have even better suggestions ofc.
>>34511543You haven't asked nicely
AAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanna die
>>34511543Would that I could
>>34511548Thank
>>34511553Not her
>>34511553>Miserylike the classic movie based on the Stephen King book of the same name?kino
>>34511507FNo>>34511542Nice!
>>34511549cliche egg and avocado, any sort of bruschetta, idk really, cheese might be the best
>>34511507Mno means no
>>34511559That sounds lovely too, there's enough to try all the options.
>>34511556That leg breaking scene made me cringe hard when I was little. It was so unexpected.
So is that guy obsessed with misery because she's hot or something? What's the deal with him and her?
You 6'4 6'5 anons don't deserve your superpower. If I suddenly became you tomorrow, every femanon itt would be satisfied, or pregnant and satisfied by new year's
State gender, when you do oral, do you make noise? What you're getting oral, do you want noise?
>>34511565You know how predators in the wild will go after the sick or wounded?
>>34511556no it's more likeOH OH, THE MISERYEVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY!
>>34511568>State gender,M>when you do oral, do you make noise?Not really, I've thought about humming since women like vibrators, I'm curious to see if it does anything, but I'm single now.>What you're getting oral, do you want noise?Dirty talk is great.
>>34511567I've already fucked 3 femanons in just over a year. I'm doing my part!
>>34511568FYes. Humming suppresses the gag reflex. The "mmm" noises are multipurpose.
Women, when you go into slut mode, is cumming one time enough for you?
WomenWould you date a guy that's an autist NEET that can't keep a sleep pattern? I mean that wouldn't be a deal breaker?
>>34511578How is he going to contribute to his half of the bills when cohabitating?
>>34511576Do women share this protip, or do you discover it?
>>34511579Autism/NEET bux??? You stay at his house with him and his cool parents, dummy, and grow vegetables and shit
Out of sheer curiosity- is there a full practice test for the BAR I could take online somewhere? I just wanna try for fun.
>>34511580It was shared with me in a legitimate medical context.Idk I'm not college aged any more and don't have any friends.
Should I halt my Gym and Costco memberships for this month to buy either of these figures? They both cost around $200. Please advise
>>34511585no that's so cringe
>>34511581I was hoping for rich parents I've been on neetbux it ain't enough
>>34511585*Costo membership for this year I meant I have the executive membership
>>34511587But with combined NEETbux, that's a life of luxury. What more could you ask for? geez, women these days...
Why does every website make you click a captcha just to view a page now?
Moids, you know you wouldn't survive one day as a woman?You would end up as itty bitty chunks in dumpster
>>34511590>Like 2k a month combined if we live separately>$1500 if we're married >Luxury I know you're just fooling I just wanted to share that information.
>>34511585Why do you keep asking different variations of this question?
>>34511592Maybe I'd use my evil moid fighting instincts to defend my self and other women
>>34511597You'll still be indian this weekend rofl
>>34511592I stayed home today so I think it would have been fine.
>>34511599Idk what that is but PSA to disabled couples. Don't get married the government will take away a combined $500 of your benefits.
>>34511601You'd be out cruising for dick like the rest of us
enJT is here it seems
>>34511593Yeah but he gets both autismbux AND NEETbux. You don't have to pay rent to a greedy landlord either, just your part on keeping the water and electric and so onCan't believe women fall for the job jew in 2026. Unbelievable. Don't be a slave, get with the times
>>34511585Well, you could buy a cheaper barbell and purchase a couple weights and maybe a rack. Look around Facebook marketplace for people throwing shit away. It'll cost more than $200, but it'll save you money in the long run. You don't need have the shit in a gym. Costco is neat, but unless you buy in bulk like for a family, it's hard to justify it using a savings argument. It's more just really nice to shop at Costco. If you got good alternative stores that are cheaper (some aren't)...It's up to you though
>>34511605when did he stop using a name? i left for a while, but haven't seen it recently
>>34511606>I’m gonna poo all over a public restroomDon't you mean the middle of the street, or a freshwater supply?
I can see JT is going to samefag now so I'll just leave you guys to deal with it.
Girls, thoughts on my newly maxed David Trezeguet card? Does this make you wet?
>>34511612He goes by Korrasami now.
Getting real tired of moids making fun of Indians for no reason. Literally offtopicNot Indian not your imaginary boogeyman btw.
I take responsibility for triggering the fat faggot
He's trans now.
>>34511608Thanks for the tip, but what about the figures?
>>34511578internet autist yes real autist no
>>34511632AspergersIt's like autism-lite
>>34511631>>34511633Come up with better "insults"
Things ENTJ thinks are cool>money>bitches>being military>texas>tinder>larping
>>34511641>>34511639>Deliberately derails thread>Gets called out>B-but Y-you are I-indian, right???
God damn women. They wouldn't even date me just because I'm not rich. BAKAOk what if we made a home business, and I produce stuff and then you just do the dealing with people thing? I can't do that part
>>34511635no the rigidity bothers me, you should go for the private school types
>>34511645>Ai>also thinks normal well adjusted people think anyone cares what strangers think about themYou thinking this was gonna somehow enrage normal people is proof of your inferiority complex.
>>34511575>I've already fucked 3 femanonsAll from atoga?
>>34511636Your mother makes soggy paratha roti
>>34511622Bullshit, she gave me the rights to that name. Not entj
>>34511645Looks fake as fuck
>>34511626What's your background, babe?
Rate my ideal wife (Still looking for her)
Cutting myself again I can't cope with any stress at all anymore
reminder that all these anti indian posters are very likely bots. feels so inorganic. Nobody dislikes indians irl
Why do men no longer like to go to war?
>>34511649There's no rigidity. Im not fuckin rain man. Just have sensory problems that make shit difficult which is why im a neet. couldn't go to school because of it. And also i'm not great with complex social situations when it involves multiple people. It takes me some time to process it all and I just can't do that on the spot. And also I have weird hangups about things that I can't compromise with, like getting my photo taken. It just creeps me out. So I don't have a drivers licence... which is a problem. But i don't have a routine that I have to strictly stick to or somethingOtherwise im completely normal
>>34511667It’s all ENTJ
>>34511675another bot
>>34511668Because we know that we aren't fighting for our own interests now. It's for jews and our own displacement. I don't think so little on the value of my life to squander it for people who hate me. If there is to be an actual threat to my people and not the state or foreign interests, then i'd do what ever is necessary
>>34511112I see where you're coming from. But when you think about the myriad of improprieties and injustices Black men face every day, is who's fucking my wife really worth a second look?
>>34511663That's cool. I'd like to visit some day.
>>34511666Please don't :(
>>34511669just bonesmash
>>34511687That's retarded. noMy face is ok. It's the fact that im an autistic fuck-up, which is something I can't really change. I'm gonna be a wizard this year anyways. it's too late and I've made peace with it
Do you prefer left or right?
>>34511694Right.More realistic, more curves.
>>34510927Did you ever catch speedy gonzales?>>34511694Right at least looks like an adult person>>34511647>wouldn't even date me just because I'm not richI'm sure that's the reason.../s>I can't deal with peopleThat might be why...>>34511626It's just shitposting and chuddism desuI lived in India for half a year, it was pretty awesome>>34511585No that's silly imo You can buy so much actual manga for $200
>>34510958>Pelinal Whitestrake of Indians.>I'm not Indian, you assholeLmao everyone laugh at the lorelet
>>34511690cool, a relationship would just give you more problems long term, most of the time it's not worth it
>>34511701>That might be why...No, I can deal with people I know. Just not loads of people, endlessly. There's a difference
Women, do you realize what chokers do to us?
>>34511578NAG but it's possible to be an autist/raving lunatic that can't keep a sleep pattern and still have a job, I am living proof
>Had a dream I was fingering a married woman>Nearly nuttedI miss female touch so much.
>>34511707Probably. I get lonely though, and wonder what it would be like. But you know, it's just something you learn to not dwell on. I do see some lovely women with tards worse than me which gives me hopium but that's dangerous
>>34511711It depends on the symptoms you were so kindly "gifted" and your situation and just how your life played out. I don't think it's possible for me. It really gives me low self esteem. I feel like i'd be a dead weight and a burden and probably would. So that's why i'm asking. Maybe it's just me being mean to myself, but I don't think so. You have to be realistic
>>34511647That's going to interfere with my hypothetical Etsy business and I also hate customer service. Everyone does.
>>34511719What the hell is an etsy business? >and I also hate customer service. Everyone doesFuck me. There really is no way out. I'm out of copium fantasies
>>34511722If you don't even know what Etsy is it was never going to work anyway
>>34511723Had to look it up. I'm a europoor. sorry
I use ubuntu.Line up and bend over, ladies.
>>34511219Real life doesn't let you reload and try all the options in the dialogue tree. Also the user interface for the dialogue tree in real life is much more complicated.
>>34511219Women told me to never approach them ever, and I listened.
Why does hair dramatically change the look of a person? What's the scientific reason behind it?
>>34511577Getting off even once is a big deal for me when I'm at that point. I never expect to orgasm, I just hope for it and enjoy the surprise if I happen to get there more than once.
>>34511716Everyone has their "gifts" and flaws. I also had a lot of setbacks in life and low self-esteem but you have to try not let your brain sabotage yourself before you even try>feel like i'd be a dead weight and a burden and probably wouldWith what evidence? You're selling yourself short probably. Everyone has to start somewhere also. Most people in the working world are not especially passionate or bright and in it for the paycheck tbqh. I was often praised and up for a promotion even when I felt like I was doing the bare minimum. You owe it to yourself to have a go at least>>34511740I used to dual boot into Ubuntu, then I took the Mint pill
>>34511713I nearly nutted as well.I had a dream I was sleeping at my first school's bathroom, with a bed and everything.>be sleeping in the bathroom>6 chicks walk in to do their make-up>the lighting is dim>one of them has a low crop top and I could see her tits when she raised her arms up>7th chick walks in with a night gown on and a bobcut, she looked pretty mid with small tits but she wanted to cuddle>start cuddling with her>suddenly a hot chick with big tits in just black panties appears in front of us and she wants to sit on my face>I wake up before that happens
>>34511265I don't work in STEM, but I like making the computer my bitch and programming things jk
>>34511713>>34511766>men's sex dreams are this boringWhy am I not surprised?
>>34511263I doubt Chads go on dates with femanons, they just use them as fuckdolls. That's why you get the same posts every week with foids asking "how do I make Chad like me???".
>>34511397>women feel emotional pain ~100x more often than men*laughs in BPD*
I use Ubuntu dual boot because I don't like WSL but want to develop in an easy Linux environment
>>34511768Well I (fingering guy) am insatiably horny because I am not allowing myself to nut.I've very rarely in my life had nocturnal emission, maybe once every 3 years, but due to the above I've had 3 in 2 months, the last being a threesome in a Bird Box setting.
>>34511771Do you cross-compile for windows? Why don't you like WSL?
>>34511771Reply to >>34511764
>>34511772Just jerk off.
Women, what are you doing that you'd rather not be doing?
>>34511773I do, but I just do that on my Windows machine. I like to completely switch to a very basic machine for development so I'm not as easily distracted, I'm a zoomer with a shit attention span so if it takes me 2 minutes to get to the bing-bang-wahey then I can't be fucked to get to it.
>>34511776I do, but no nutting at the end.
>>34511764>You owe it to yourself to have a go at leastLad, I wasnt fit for school. the constant stress from sensory problems made me develop a slew of mental disorders. Life was just living hell, the state I was in was no way to be. I had to leave school at 12 years old and it took me more or less the rest of my teens to recover. I know what i'm able for. I can do a week's work, but that's about my limit if i'm not in control of my environment. I'm just not going to ever be normal and i'm always going to be alone. It isn't a nice reality, but it is something i have to come to terms with. I'm just fucked. I was asking to see if there would be the rare woman that might be ok with someone like me as hopium but the responses brought me back down to earth. That's really it. I'm an idiot for trying to entertain the notion, it only makes me sad
>>34511778So you code in Linux and then reboot to compile in windows?
>>34511779That doesn't sound healthy.
>>34511781Code and compile on Linux for a while, once done with a feature (or whatever) I reboot to Windows, compile for Windows there and fix any outstanding issues for cross-platform.Linux first, Windows second.
>>34511775Yeah that makes sense, unless you need to use Windows apps there's little benefit in using WSL desu>>34511778Godspeed, whatever floats your boat (though it is good to train yourself to not get distracted so easily and get over that "can't be fucked" feeling...)
>>34511782Gotta do it to fix my premature ejaculation. I refuse any female touch till that point.
>>34511777In general or right now? Because today is a hair day and pre-pooing sucks. I wish I could just go to work looking like a mess instead.
>>34511783What are you making?
>>34511786I don't think that will help. I feel like I've yelled at you ITT before over this.
>>34511785Well maybe. I also want to switch away from Windows entirely once 10 no longer gets security updates. Have to use 11 for work, and, well, fuck using that on my free time.
>>34511787>pre-pooing sucksawhatnow?
>>34511758>Why does changing the way someone looks change the way they look?Sadly we'll never solve that mystery.
>>34511791Hair treatment before you get in the shower and shampoo.
>>34511789Maybe you have. This one program has plenty of people following it (for a niche thing on reddit), some success stories, and is frankly the only thing I've seen that takes proactive measures to fix PE which doesn't involve seeing a sex therapist or something. Might as well give it a shot, I think I have made some progress, and I've nothing to lose but time and dignity.
WomenThis you?
>>34511790>refuses to use 11 unless forced to>clinging to 10Are they really so different?
Why do black women wear wigs instead of being proud of their natural hair?
>>34511799'ate the interface.
>>34511793What does that do?
>>34511780>wasnt fit for schoolAs were many of us, unfortunately it carers poorly to neurodivergent kids; that isn't a blemish on you as a person though or what you're capable of in the real worldI think we've talked before, you're the dude who sometimes helps with cutting/splitting sticks and stuff right lol? I don't think you're "just fucked" and a lot of people are in a similar predicament. But yeah look after yourself. More to this life than just working anyway>>34511790Lol yup I can understand that if you're already burned out on it at work. Maybe just have a separate computer purely running Linux for your hobby projects (and then just push to a private repo and pull on the Windows machine jf you want to natively compile there)
>>34511800Fuckin' ytpipo o sum shiet
>>34511803It's windows. You click in the windows with a mouse.
Why do I find so few people attractive?
>>34511794I don't think sex therapist would ever suggest anything like that.>>34511798No. I always empty my bladder before I go to bed. Usually right after brushing my teeth.>>34511800Fuck you, stop stereotyping. >>34511804Helps make sure my products don't fuck my hair up.
State genderDo you like Chris Brown? I love him so much. I still loved him after he beat up that whore Rihanna (who deserved it) and he got blackballed by the industry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYsSOGpJoc
>>34511809>uhm I don't think the official authorities...>stereotypes are such an ick...
>>34511809I am giving it a shot without seeing a sex therapist. If in a few months I've made little progress, then I will see a professional.
>>34511812Can you even go to a sex therapist by yourself for busting too quick?
>>34511811I'm going to a sex therapist and he has never suggested I change anything specific about my masturbation habits. Literally just frequency. If sex therapy for men is different enough that they're coaching men on when and when not to nut when they jerk off, whatever idc.>>34511812That's reasonable.
>>34511815I don't know, I've asked others and they say "bro just go to a sexologist/sex therapist", I assume in the same way redditors suggest therapy if you stub your toe. I looked some up and they said they help with ED/PE, but they also ask for like $200 which is why I want to try to fix it myself.
>>34511809Solution to too many products is more products. Brilliant!
>>34511805Yeah i posted here before once about this. Other autists will say "but sure I got a job and i can power through it" but I'm not built for itAs I said, it depends what symptoms you got and to what degree. I'm sure there is something I can do that would suit me but idk what that would be >More to this life than just working anywayI agree. But some of that requires you to work. But i'm happy enough as long as I don't dwell on this stuff like im doing now so im gonna stop posting. thanks anyways, I appreciate what you are trying to do
>>34511820It's a puzzle, and solving it means my hair looks literally irresistible. Every person wants to feel my curls.
>>34511769Those are incels and trannies making these posts.
Men are easy to convince, all you need to do is mount yourself on top of them.
>>34511817I'm so glad my taxes could pay for you to have another person reassure you about your masturbation technique.
>>34511827Just call me daddy and you have my undivided attention.
Guy I’ve been talking to and going on date with says he’s overwhelmed with his life and needs space until he gets things together and can be with me haven’t had sex yet. Is this a thing? Or is this something men say to get women to back off
>>34511829Don't think tax dollars pay for sex therapists seeing that they are a non-essential service.
>>34511830This is entj coded, and if it's not him, Anon should do some self reflection about the kind of person he is and what his posts reveal about him.
>>34511827Easy way to convince me that you're fat.
>>34511830I would rather have a woman playfully call me a faggot, a nigger or a retard than that.
>>34511829I'm not on Medicaid, I'm paying out the ass for my own therapy. And he isn't a schlicking coach. He just helps keep me accountable for the changes we discuss when it comes to improving intimacy, communication, and my relationship in general.>>34511833Sex therapy can be covered under most networks, I assume. If my shitty plan just makes me pay a copay, then those better free plans for poorer people must too.
>>34511823Cool.
>>34511831Yes, that's a thing. Women are just more responsibility. More time. More money. More worry. More drama. More everything. If he intends to invite you into his life, then he needs his ducks in a row. But, maybe it is an excuse also. Who knows. it could be either. Look at his life at judge for yourself what is going on
Going on a date tomorrow with a guy i really like I’ve been trying to dress up as a woman id think he’d like I have 0 sense of style but I’ve been dressing very emo and heavy makeup no clue if that’s even his sort of thing what else can I wear or do my makeup like so it doesn’t look like im trying too hard it’s a bit cold here and my hair is to my shoulders
>>34511834>>34511837t. never been called daddy in bed
>>34511839Do you mean it?
>>34511842Looking at his life I do believe it, he had complained to me many times about what’s going on and also told me that I probably never had real responsibilities (I haven’t I live with mommy and daddy currently looking for apartments)I’ve never had trouble compartmentalizing but to like push me aside and say he can’t really see me as often makes me feel weird because he’s stressed out with shit who is so stressed out to the point where you can’t have a sleepover with someone with a vagina also he’s moving this month almost an hour away and he lives 5 minutes away rn I would spend time with someone im romantically interested in if im moving that far
>>34511844NTA. Incest isn't sexy.
>>34511831Is this the virgin guy?
>>34511844Women get the ick when you call them mommy, THOUGH.
>>34511845Yeah. I don't understand the particulars of the puzzle, but putting it in those terms resonated with me. Especially cool if you've managed to solve the puzzle.
>>34511852Thanks. I'm going to go to work happy now.
>>34511850From what I know he’s had 3 relationships so I assume not a virgin
>>34511848It's a term of endearment. That I call her "baby" doesn't mean I literally want to fuck an infant.>>34511851Women tongue my anus.
>>34511823>Every person wants to feel my curls.JH is the reason white people feel okay asking if they can touch Black hair...
>>34511810Lisa Ann said he has a huge penis
>>34511823NTA. Is your hair short or long now?
>>34511857I obviously never let strangers touch my hair. The only time anyone is actually feeling my curls is while we're having sex.
>>34511859It's shoulder length, like I always try to keep it. I guess technically longer than that if it was straightened.
>>34511861You are such a tease.
>>34511856Baby makes some kind of sense as it means the person is precious to you. But the main difference is that daddy evolved out of fetish culture, specifically ddlg.
>>34511863That's pretty hot. Thanks.
>>34511865Well anyway, I spent about a decade on incestflix so I enjoy it on multiple levels.
>>34511864I think that's my aesthetic vibe in general.>>34511866You're welcome? You guys are easy to please this morning, it's nice.
>>34511847How do you behave toward him when he's stressed out? You don't nag him do you? Make demands? Worst thing you could do if his life already feels chaotic or unmanageable. You see, it isn't just a "sleep over" to him in such a state. I don't know what is going on in his life but if he is trying to manage things and is stressing him out that much, he needs peace to recharge and manage the stress. If you are with him and not giving him peace, then he would react like that. Idk, it's hard to tell since i don't know him but that's my best guessIf I were dealing with a situation like that, i'd just try to lighten their load, make it less burdensome and get through it as a team. That's how I see it. But maybe he doesn't expect that of you or doesn't want to burden you with his problems
>>34511867Kek. I'm sure you do.
>>34511800Like the raped one said, natural black hair takes lots of effort to maintain. A natural afro gets tangled up easily and looks messy. That's why African women cut their hair short.>t. dated a Jamaican woman
>>34511808Because you're hot?
its already may and i didnt land a gfnow summer is starting and ill be too sweaty to make a good impression on datesnot even overweight, im just used to a cold climate and sweat easily in this cunt-tree
>>34510113probably 6/10 people here are male
>>34511874No, she's only 3 years my junior.
>>34511768Babe, I've fucked aliens and shit. You don't want to hear mine.
>>34511865>Baby makes some kind of sense as it means the person is precious to you.Why would mommy be any different?Also, mommy has the connotations you her being the current or future mother of his child. Sounds very endearing to me.
>>34511882Same. Finally someone on my level.
>>34511880>6/10lollmao evenyou're delusional
>>34511827anons talk shit until they see a woman in person
>>34511877That's not how that works.>t. ugly
>>345118806/10 men, 3/10 "women", 1/10 women.Incidentally this is also the attractiveness of each group.
>>34511889Not surprised you're a faggot
i was on a date and some girl was talking about how johny depp is so attractive because the contrast between his looks and personalitythen she asked me what hollywood actress i really likeI dont like anyto me all hollywood actresses are like 7/10 at best. not my type at all, any of them really. cant think of any famous person that i think its very attractive other than a younger arianna grande maybe.
>>34511827A girl tried this and I did not like it
State genderHow long are your hands?Mine are 7.65 inches, which is apparently average sized hands.Been playing with the steam controller and it fits me quite well
>>34511885you're right actually, 8/10 maybeand don't you rub that "women aren't real, it's all men" crap in my face because it's only reasonable to assume that there's going to be at least some women
>>34511877I mean yeah, but I don’t know
>>34511893A girl being physical with you is only fun when you're allowed to just absolutely feel the fuck out of themotherwise it's like having an annoying cousin
>>34511889>Incidentally this is also the attractiveness of each group.do you realize how gay this sounded
>>34511883>Also, mommy has the connotations you her being the current or future mother of his childIs it used in a fetish context?
>>34511895its probably like 9/10, or even morewomen do come here but theyre generally not the attractive stacies that people imagine hell we have an obese namefag without a life who posts here constantly despite being hated by everyone
>>34511896That seems like the most straightforward explanation. Look up "assorted mating."
>>34511900What?
>>34511902Ah, interesting. Idk, I’ve only ever felt the spark for one person definitely, maybe two total?
>>34511899The foids here are terribly ugly.
>>34511901There are some hotties like London Korrasami and TD
>>34511907Swiss too
>>34511894look ma, no hands!anyway
>>34510996Why the quotation marks?
>I'm a loser and I'm fine with it>Everyone is at some point, I was and I made it in life by not giving up, working hard, making friends. You just have to work hard and make friends, and never give up. Your mind is playing tricks on you, you are not fat Lizzo, you are a strong beautiful independent woman.
>>34510124Hard to believe she's half black 2bh
>>34511907still it would be pathetic to simp for someone
>>34511908She's a bit on the heavy side for me, but I can see why others would find her attractive.
>>34511913Sure, simping is dumb.
>>34511914Big titty blondes are my jam
>>34511906Would you bottom for me?
>>34511916Based and JH pilled
>>34510127A hotwife would be fum
any stories of anons dating for a long time before finding love?Ive been dating for a year with little success. need some hope right now.probably a waste to ask here though since so many of you havent even gone on dates from I can gather
>>34510124didn't read, but men should know that when a woman exposes her armpit like this, it's a deliberate, planned manipulation tactic.She's doing it because she knows men will look, not even just armpit fetishists, people in general will look because it is a vulnerable spot that is usually guarded.be wary of women with exposed armpits.
>>34511709>Women, do you realize what chokers do to us?It's my black belt in sucking dick
>>34510127In terms of sexual market value dynamics, the equivalent of a woman having a bunch of hookups is a man who fucks clean escorts (not talking gas station prostitutes).So the woman suggesting it has to be fine with her man having both casual, non-transactional hookups AND be fine with him paying for a fucking escorts.If a woman brought it up with me, I would make that counter-proposal. I would leave her regardless of her answer though.
>>34511923Hot, but also means that you're forever excluded from marriage.
I cant even bag hags anymore ladsits over for me
>>34511930You're the make equivalent of how milk tastes that has been warmed up and cooled down again.
>>34511923Lol, I've heard that. Maybe that's why they catch our attention.
>>34511912Wait what, this is news to me. I always figured she was some middle eastern thing
>>34511937Her dad is black
>>34511923Hey, femanon, wanna get married?
>>34511940and her mom is?
>>34511941You want to marry a hoe?
>>34511942Not sure, white I guess?
>>34511943He has... "special desires" that only a hoe could fulfill, and marriage is part of his play.
>>34511945How mysterious!
>>34511943Yes
>>34511943There's a brand of men, usually unaware misogynists, that have this idea that marriage=control, and or they're cuckolds.
>>34511948So they want to put her on a leash and keep her on the straight and narrow so to speak?
Have you ever met someone and thought that person was stupid but in an I hope no one take advantage of that person, kind of way?
>>34511951Yes? Lots of them
>>34511950They want a maid they can fuck, yes, or they confuse lust with love.
>>34511953Wait, would a 'hoe' be good at housekeeping necessarily?
>>34511954Again, marriage = control.Think of it as shopping for a slave, they see an aspect they want(sex) they think I need to marry this girl, and then the rest is just "part of a woman's duty", she'll figure it out.
>>34511918Hey, I like very specific kinds of blonde titcows.
>>34511955Men have no control in marriage. See that anon who hasn't fucked his wife in a year. Modern marriage is a joke.
>>34511957Nta anon didn't say men have control, only that they wish they did.
>>34511955This is why polyamory is so liberating for women
>>34511921A year sounds about right. When you know what you're looking for, it can feel pretty disheartening to constantly meet new people and realize you're not compatible after a bit.
>>34511955>marriage = control.hasnt been a thing for 100 years now
>>34511963if only you people could read...
>>34511943show me a woman that isnt a hoethe only ones I can think of are my mom and my grandmas
>>34511831Ask him about his childhood and if he seems avoidant, run
>>34511964NTA. We're dumb moids, cut us some slack. :P
It's friday, bill paying day. it fucking hurts. it's getting harder and harder to live .
>>34511960Women say shit like this and wonder why men can't be fucked anymore.
>>34511970Sorry to hear that, hopefully you can do something fun too
>>34511972>men can't be fucked anymoreWhat makes this take so popular among incels? Men statistically want relationships, marriage and children more than women do, and 70% of the internet is about men griping over nogf and involuntary sexlessness.
>>34511951No... I don't think I have. Taking advantage of someone is not a though that tends to spontaneously appear in my head generally.
>>34511921Been dating for a while. Either my standards are too high or I’m too busy to put in the effort.
>>34511970You have my permission to treat yourself
I wish youtube would stop trying to sneak in gender war rage bait into my recommendations.
>>34511960so if i get into a monogamous relationship the woman will always want to open the relationship, cheat or trade up?
I hope your happy anons. Today is No Sock Day.
>>34511981>Today is No Sock Day.prove it
I mean you’re.Starting off the day with the worst of grammatical errors. Fuck it’s going to be a long day.
>>34511983May be the first time I’ve seen you swear, I guess you are human
>>34511982Let me have my silly holidays.
>>34511981Every day is no sock day. Unless I need to wear shoes to go outside.
>>34511986I will, you just need to prove it
>>34511948I feel this post, marriage is like the final commitment, but I see so many men use it as a sort of Your mine now statement and they toss it around like a pokeball trying to catch woman with which they have superficial attractions
i really wish there was a way to become 2 points more attractive facially
>>34511981I guess I'm a heretic because I'm still wearing socks today, sorry.
>>34511992Try QOVES, you could eek out at least 1.5 points
>>34511992Why not 3 points?
>>34511988Not human foot pics here
>>345119982 would make me a 7/10, i can work with that. 8 is just greedy
>>34511999This isn't even yours
Have you guys tried the Skykuno method?The performative softboy uwu I'm so innocent gimmickDoes it work?
my mom always worries about everything i doits very tiring, no matter what i dowomen why are you like this
>>34512002that only works if youre an 8/10 or abovewomen dont like inexperienced men generally
>>34512003ultimately it's your fault for not being more competent, otherwise she would've trusted you more.
>>34512000Wish for a whole 2 more points sounds plenty greedy already, to me. If you're gonna be greedy may as well go all out.
>>34512004Have you seen him?that man's balding
>>34511453Hi
Do men typically jerk off before going to work? Or is it more of an after-work thing?
Anyone else here salary in leadership?I am a director for a healthcare facility and I am on call 24/7. I take a lot of calls outside of work and have to go in weekends / holidays at times. That being said, I also take advantage of flexibility. Like if it’s slow on a Friday and all my shit is in order I’ll leave an hour or two early sometimes. Again, this is considering how often I’m involved when I’m not at the building. Is this wrong or bad?
>>34512009Nigga, do you have time to masturbate before work? Think.
>>34512005she worries about the most inane shitlike if i go out to she'll probably people will drug and kill meive just stopped telling her anything about my personal life but sometimes she catches crumbs from talking to my family
>>34512011If I wake up early enough, yes.
>>34512009>Do men typically jerk off before going to work?I didn't, before I was NEET.
>>34512001The meme economy is based off of sharing anon.
>>34512010I don't understand what this post is asking.
>>34512015When are you going back to work or school?
>>34512018you should ignore it, it's a bot.
>>34512017post your god damnned dogs woman
>>34512009> jerk off before going to workDon't think I ever have, not enough time
>>34512019>When are you going back to workWho the fuck knows.>or schoolI did earlier this year. Took a couple of computer engineering courses. Very stressful. Still working on finishing up one late assignment.
>>34512021*hiss*
I still cant comprehend how some women have fallen in love with me, and Ive had an ONS and relationships and shit. past year has been nothing but failures for me, yet this is part of my history
>>34512022Would you if you had time?>>34512023So you're in education, which means you're not a NEET, right?
>>34512026>So you're in educationThe courses have ended, so I'm technically NEET again.
>>34512002Hate that faggot
>>34512009I used to jack off before class in high school and it frequently made me late
>>34512029Everybody hates performative fake fags
>>34512030Well that's obvious. Everyone could tell back in highschool which guys were doing that. But I'm asking about working adults.
>>34512036it's extra obvious because they smell like fish, and BO.I don't think they're aware.
>>34512037Boys just smelled like that to me in general back in highschool. It was how bad it was that made it obvious how recently they did it.
>>34512037>fish???
>>34512040we caught one, bois.
>>34512040Anons being unaware their constant jerking off and wiping it on their pants or whatever made them smell doesn't surprise me at all.
>>34512042>>34512043Maybe I should just walk around shirtless
>>34512043I always showered after jerking off but there was a smelly tall guy that never took off his boots and he had no problems with getting bitches
smelly cummies
its even worse when a girl smells like cumcum can stay inside a vagina for upto 7 days
>>34512051If a guy can rest his head on a woman's lap without smelling a full menstrual pad I doubt he can smell week old nut traces
>>34512052>without smelling a full menstrual padI can smell when girls are on their period. not 100% of the time but its an obvious smell
>>34512052I can smell a period from 10 ft away.I'm a shark.
>>34512052>a full menstrual padThat has to be uncomfortable.
>cancels on me because she has to go to her sons school (on a saturday?)>offers to reschedule>ask her what day is convenient>ghostedeverytime ladshags are just as awful as 20 somethings
>>34512056It's either that or dementia.
>>34512058>or dementiaWhat?
>>34512046>>34512047>>34512051I don't want to talk about cum anymore. Please.
>>34512060Tampons got arsenic and lead, and a whole lot of other toxic stuff.
>>34512057This nigga dating single moms
>>34512061we will talk about cum smell until the thread quality improves
>>34512057>ask her what day is convenientNot forceful enough, you come up with an alternative date, and if she declines you ghost her until she messages first asking to meet
>>34512061cummies in your tummy :3 :3 :3
>>34512063yeah I thought they'd be easierturns out theyre just as if not more difficult
NO MOM "EPIC" IS NOT A MUSICAL GENRE
Do men see being choked/strangled as much of a red flag as women do?It's a known domestic violence fact that a MAN strangling a WOMAN is a sign he is likely to murder her. But do men have such concerns if their girlfriend with anger issues strangles them? Do men ever really concern themselves or get scared when a female partner is violent?
>>34512072my ex loved to be strangled
>>34512071It was in her day.
>>34512072You're either a man that'd kill a woman, or a man that'd let a woman kill you.
biggest red flag for me is when a girl says she likes clubbing, bar hopping or astrology
>>34512064Ask me a question then. I'll put effort into the answer.>>34512066I hate you.
>>34512075well holy goddamn epic really is a musical genre
>>34512072>as much of a red flag as women do?More so, I would think.Women are more likely to be into being strangled than men are.
>>34512079>I hate you.u-uwaaa I'm coooooming >///< *shoots cummies at you*
>>34512072Just smack the shit out of her
>>34512079what would you do if you met the perfect guy except for the detail that he smells like cum 24/7 he has a rare condition that causes him to leak semen and he has to wear a menstrual pad at all times
>>34512072>Do men ever really concern themselves or get scared when a female partner is violent?One concern is that at some point he's going to get violent to protect himself. And you know that's going to blow back on him not on her.
>>34512072Men are more used to thathttps://youtu.be/miuBd-JoDmg
im happier single than with an ugly practice-tier gf
>>34512090>an ugly practice-tier gfIt's an investment.
it's fun to play with a foid's feelings, nothing brings me more joy
M or FAre you happy?
>>34512093Ew
>>34512086I'd put up with it if he was literally perfect otherwise. Now ask a non-cum-related question.
>>34512094Ye, Life's not good, but I'm chill, for now at least.
>>34512094Mno :(
>>34512094Fuck off, trannoid
>>34512095no you don't get it, she deserves it
>>34512094MNo, but I'm feeling temporarily better today than I've been for some time. It's not going to last.
>>34512094MWhen troons like you aren't around? Pretty much.
>>34512100Cut those people out of your life
>>34512099>>34512104Go away
>>34512099>>34512104You sound bitter.
>>34512094F, got my ups and downs but it's alright.
>>34512107You should take your own advice >>34512108Pathetic simp
>>34512108And you sound like a simpcuck
Why do women have children and then immediately start hating other women? Is something biological going on there? It's like bitches go from feminist to "boy mom" overnight.
>>34512110>>34512111bitter bitter bitter
>>34512094MYeah. Life is generally good at the moment
>>34512112if they have an ugly son theyll realize how vile women can be
>>34512116Why would they have an ugly son. Didn't they pick chad for the dad?
>>34512118sometimes a stacey and a chad create an abominationthats just how genetics work
>>34512119Sure but it can't be that common.
>>34512120if the son inherits the womens features it can be.whats attractive in women generally isnt in men.
dealing with women and group members in a team project is very similar
>>34512122Like what? He's going to inherit her big tits?
>>34512124are you retarded?
>>34512123elaborate
>>34512126>horrible communication skills>ghosting>unclear demands, last minute grievances that couldve been communicated earlier>over-complicating things for no reasonexcept for one you at least get to have sex sometimes (not the group project)
you guys think gymcreep offed himself?
>>34512128Just wait until you get out into the professional world.
>>34512129Heart exploded from roids
>>34512130I imagine its the same but with the added stress of money and job security above your head.
I have dementia
>>34512135the tampons...
I'm sleepy :(
>>34512107Giving yourself a name here is like putting up a PvP flag in WoW. By treating anonymity as inferiority, whether through deliberate malice or naive disrespect, you pretty much invite us to become your enemies.
>>34511822>long as I don't dwell on this stuff like im doing now so im gonna stop postingIktf lol, it's why I don't like posting here either desu Godspeed tho anon, hope you have a nice day
>>34512141the tampons....
You must be somewhere in LondonYou must be loving your life in the rain
>>34512094M, overall yeah, it's Friday so I get to leave work in two hours
>>34512128back in college in freshman year english class i got put in a group project with this really hot girl with huge tits and i wish i got to have sex with her but i was a beta and didn't talk to girls at all at the time
>>34512147shame
WomenWould you rather a 6'4 man with a 5 inch penis or a 5'7 man with a 7,5 inch penis?
>>34512140>implying you guys go easy on the regular posters who don't use the namefield
>>34512153This, they hate me and I don't even use my name.
>>34512150I don't really like either option, but I guess the tall guy with a dick that fits. I'd prefer somewhere in the middle for both dick size and height, though.
>>34512154JH...
>>34512154Who are you? I feel like "hate" is a strong word. It implies they actually care much beyond being reactive to specific posts. I feel like I must be like 5% liked, 5% hated, 90% ignored.
Women if you came home one day and there were several crates of dynamite in the house and your husband promised to get rid of them by the end of the week and he did how would you feel
I love you!not (you) though, you suck and I hate you
>>34512159aw thank you
>>34512156Is you guys incorrectly namedropping a sign of hate or love?
>>34512159>not (you) though, you suck and I hate youAnother strike against ugly men.
>>34512161It's a sign of retardation I believe
You're hatebombing me
Zoooombie zoombie in your heaaaad in your he ee ead
If you think about itLesbians liking butch woman, is proof that traps aren't gay.
>>34512164I've strapped in the nervous fetus.
>>34511219real life is full of stakes lol.how the fuck am I supposed to ask the cute chick in my class out if her saying no might make every moment with her afterwards awkward as hell.i’m exaggerating, but I really hate making possible relationships be stuck in awkwardness forever.
imagine your evil cunt step sister anally torturing you
Do you guys feel like virgins again?
Imagine all the people
>>34512128Nta but in school I always worked with the girls when we could choose groups because, on average, they tended to be more diligent and methodical than the guys lol. My female friend and I got full marks on a pair project where we had to make a programming language (she designed the whole thing and wrote the report, I just wrote the code)
>>34512171no
>>34512171I've never stopped being a virgin, but also at the same time never felt like one.
>>34512171Again? Nigga I always was
>>34512171I feel like the opposite. It feels like I never had real sex before my current relationship.
>>345121505’7 Mr dick 100%
>>34512178fakcel larp, you're literally sexually assaulting students
>>34512171JFMAMJJASOND
>>34512171zesty
>>34512172He should've imagined there were no 38 specials
>>34512180mine is only 7 :(but I'm also a bit taller than 5'7
>>34512185They killed him because he was about to change the world.
>>34512171Sorta.
Since women sabotage other women they perceive of equal attractiveness by suggesting they cut their hair shortI wonder if this reveals something about me, maybe my preference towards short haired girl is a manifestation of insecurity? that I perceive short haired woman as "less attractive" therefore "more attainable"?Gender, thoughts?
>>34512161More like a win-win insult. Even if you don't get the right person, the target still gets ridiculed and compared to a namefag.
>>34512191There are worse things to be compared to.
my hair only looks good when i let it air dry, otherwise it ends up extremely frizzy and makes me look homeless (i have wavy hair prone to frizziness). however, air drying it takes me on average 4 hours. i wash it every 2 days and this feels insane.should i start trying to wash it less even if it's gonna be very greasy for a while?
>>34512186That’s hot
Why are hairstyles such a reliable indicator of autism? Even if it's not long.
>>34512190Sometimes things are just preferences. And short hair can make it more clear whether a person has good facial structure.
>>34512194What products do you use? What is your hair type? How greasy is it? What temperature is the water and for how long are you washing your hair when you do? How is your diet? There are a million factors that go into making your ideal hair routine.
>>34512197uhhh long hair is a sign of autism?
>>34512195Didn't you say you have a husband? Or is he a cuck?
>>34512200Yes
>>34512197So if I post a hairstyle, you can judge how autistic I'd be for having one similar?
>>34512202Yes, no
>>34512203n-no u :(
>>34512193Not many things are worse than Crok, ENTJ, or MKG.
>>34512204If you post a random hairstyle chances are the guy wearing it isn't autistic. If you posted whatever you have going on that'd be a different story
>>34512199>hair type is wavy>it becomes greasy pretty easily>normal shampoo and conditioner, i use a lot of conditioner >only use cool/cold water on the hair>in the shower shampoo hair twice and then let conditioner sit for about 5 mins usually before washing it off>no issues with dietI just find simple air drying eliminates all frizziness even if it takes ages, literally everything else makes it very frizzy no matter what lol
>>34512206Did he take you after another man pumped and dumped you with a child?
>>34512211>dude is greasy>skull emoji
>>34512181What the fuck lolIt's only the students' moms that I like jkk
>>345121505'6 with 6.2 inches. :)
>>34512191JH doesn't namefag, though. Being recognizable ≠ namefagging
OUCH FUCK MY BUSSY I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO BE PEGGED
Woman with abs and a wolf cut, who's also NOT a lesbian.
Moids, why do you pretend that Sabrina Carpenter isn't hot and that you wouldn't fuck her given the chance?
>pants turd spammer at it again
>>34512222not my type
>>34512223Entjee?
>>34512212Yep
as a 5'4 man, is 5.5" in lenght and 5" in girth enough to be considered a human being worth living?
>>34512225no, the other brown one that spams social media content bullshit
>>34512225No the faggot spamming Sabrina and tiktoks
I still don't have my driver's license because I moved out young and my parents never paid for driving lessons. Now I have enough money for enough lessons + driving exam, but I'm reconsidering because I'm honestly deathly afraid of driving and wonder if this would just be a waste of money. I have driven a few types when I was a teen without a license, and dirt roads with no other cars were fun, but I am still 100% scared of driving in a city, where the lessons would also happen. Maybe it's just mental illness, but I am absolutely sure that in my nervousness I will hit another car or something else. I am however being pressured by my SO to just get a license. I live in yurope for context.What do? Just try to force it and accept all the risks, or trust myself that I will never want to drive?
>>34512228>using a brown man reactIt's a dog-eat-dog world out there.
>>34512222She is hot
>>34512226so he is a cuck then
>>34512222I love Sabrina Carpenter what are you talking about
I think the old heads were right, photographs did steal your soul.Photography really kind of did ruin everything.
>>34512228>5'4" man would
>>34512231shit happens even to the best and most seasoned drivers, it's not that deep, pull the trigger and learn it
>>34512238I think photos and the ability to capture memories is great, but I miss the old days of raving where there wasn't a smartphone/camera in sight, everyone just having a good time... guess I'm unc
>>34512238that's why I take pictures of random people, so I can steal their soul and live forever
>>34512231You should try anyway. I still get panic attacks while doing dishes. It doesn't stop me from doing dishes completely.
>>34512237Daniel?
>>34512228Toxic poster You are acid
>>34512238indeed, they knew whats up
>>34512231You will crash into somebody and have to pay thousands in damages and everybody will judge you and think you're an idiot
>>34512150Mr 6'4" please
>>34512237I wonder what this genre of images is called lmao
>>34512244demonic, good thing I never go out in public
>>34512190women don't know what's attractive in women, if the length of the hair is something that matters for the girl to be hot she's not
Why am I chronically unable to get a job?
>>34512252just kidding I just take pictures of random abandoned places and the moon
>>34512247And you are rather basic.Together, we make things salty.
>>34512254Your handshake isn't firm enough.
>>34512254Jobs are not actually hiring like they say they are.
>>34512222She is hot but she’s literally the whore of Babylon and I don’t want Babylon I want Zion
>>34512251Idk but I can get behind itI wanted to post the "you're so short and sweet, shadow" one but I cba to save from pinterest >>34512254You have to be a bit more specific>>34512246Who datI gtggggg
>>34512255the damage is done, someone has thought about it, that means someone is doing it, I'm never going to leave the house ever again
>>34512249I just paid off a debt so that is indeed what I fear.
>>34512231Did you post this Kermit pic because Sabrina Carpenter did the Muppets show?
>>34512236No
>>34512259|>
>>34512253Past a certain point it invariably looks like shit. If a girl looks good with a pixie she'll look miles better with literally anything else. It's like guys shaving their heads.
Think I'm not gonna eat a dinner today, gotta cut a little bit.
Would /atoga/ press the blue button?
>>34512268>If a girl looks good with a pixie she'll look miles better with literally anything elseNta but that's a matter of taste, I disagree, short hair girls are cute >>34512269It's Friday bro eat smth I'm having chicken mayo sandwich rn
>>34512261I'm just stealing the energy of the moon
>>34512265I mean, raising another man's kids is the literal definition of a cuck, just saying
>>34512273can you don't, some people are trying to soak up the moon the old fashioned way
>>34512267kek
>>34512276No. Only watching your wife have sex with another man. Adopting isn't being a cuck.
>>34512277get with the times old man
>>34512276I don't think providing a child a father figure is something society should criticize. It should actually be praised.If anything, you should shame the coward who helped put the child into the world and then ran away.He's more of a man than the biological father will ever be.
>>34512281no thanks
>>34512272I ate two slice of bread. I normally make burritos but I need to get the beef out of the freezer and go to the store to get the wrap. Can't be fucked to do either. I just need a load of carbs around 2 pm tomorrow before a run, I can subsist on nothing and maybe eat some more bread before bed to stave off the stomach ache.
>>34512285Cuck
>>34512268an 8 with a buzzcut looks better than a 6 or 7 with long luscious hair
Is it time already to ruin my day?
>>34512171No. 4 years for me but I can never unfeel how underwhelming vaginal sex was. It ruined almost all of my fantasies. Post-PiV I've only been able to fantasize about men if I insert as them.
I'm the type of loser who copes by fantasizing about romance and sex all the time but I've never pursued anyone romantically and I honestly feel too exhausted to ever try
>>34512190Short haircuts are simply safer, so a short-haired woman is more likely to be reasonable and down-to-earth. I also don't like ties, necklaces, capes, and other dangling and unnecessary liabilities like that.
>>34512240Why did you delete?
>Raising another man's creampieJej
I’m a 30 year old black guy who’s been using sunscreen every day for two years and plan to do so for the rest of my life. What am I in for?
>>34512293fujo detected
>>34512280>>34512285ok I stand corrected
>>34512294Welcome 2 the club
>>34512298If it also contained a moisturizer, that's a plus.
>>34512291Poatan always looks better with shaved hair, for more masculine faces it can simply work better.
>>34512298did it make your skin lighter?
>>34512291Do you understand the point of my post or do you just want to whine
I'm sipping this water, gulping it down even, but it's not hittingthroats feeling kind of astringyI'm afraid it's the beetus
>tfw in my fujo past i always imagined the male character i was into as the bottom>i didn't become a ftm>not a dom either>have basically normal preferences these dayssometimes i still wonder what that phase was about
>>34512298Zesty ass nigga
>>345122918s and buzzcuts are not compatible. You can be a 6 at best if you have a buzzcut. Some extremely attractive women are even more striking with short hair but a man's hair is honestly more important than his face.
>>34512307I have this but it turns out I feel thirsty when hungryI don't have beetus but I'm fucked up in other ways
I need to shave my face im such a lazy bastard
Women cannot fathom the shame a man feels when his only son turns out shorter than him
>>34512315Must be some bad dad
How do I get over social anxiety with women I am attracted to? I immediately feel performative and like I can’t be natural or myself. Generally with friends, random people, strangers at the gym etc I am very confident and vocal and can be quite charismatic. Put a pretty girl in front of me and it goes away. How do I get over this?
I don't even like the idea of someone else looking at and finding my boyfriend attractive. It pisses me off. Even if I know he wouldn't act on it, the fact anyone has ever even liked him is infuriating.How do you deal with such jealousy? I think this is male-brained territoriality. The same mindset behind the hijab and burka, but in reverse.
>>34512317You're hardwired to do that
>>34512318date a fat and balding guy and call it a day.
I don't trust people who don't find women attractive
>>34512317When you talk to and befriend enough women it goes away for the most part. That's what's needed if you want to be able to feel no pressure around them.
>>34512318This is what happens if you think you suck. You become possessive, which makes you act unhinged and jealous. If you felt like you're a catch, none of this would be on your mind.
>>34512318Don't men deal with this 10x. Just put more effort into your own looks and it'll help when he feels the same towards you
>>34512325Nta how do you make yourself feel like that? I have been approached/complimented but I still feel like in reality I am in no way desirable, and thinking any other way feels like a cope.
>>34512308What's the appeal?
>>34512328You know what your potential would be. As long as you don't live up to that, you'll always feel like a fraud and a loser deep down, no matter what anyone else says or thinks.
>>34512308the 'chipper will accept you all the samehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/wdIHD5N2Ty4
>>34512286more moon juice for me ;p
>>34512333I will soak it all up the old fashioned way, you just wait and see
>>34512329i find it hard to explain because even i don't really know the reasons behind the appeal. i was just very into it simple.
>>34512285Eh, I dunno about that
>>34512228Posting Tariq Nasheed makes anything else irrelevant. My pussy is now drier than the Savannah.>>34512271>Would /atoga/ press the blue button?I would press the red
Women what are somethings that still make you want to date men?
>>34512323How do I do that?
>>34512271I press blue.Either we live in a blue world, or I'm free from a world I no longer want to be part of.
>>34512339When he's a decent person. Which is honestly a miracle in this day and age, it's hard to be a decent person given the circumstances, so it has become the mark of an extraordinary character.
>>34512337That child is clearly adopted. But I agree with the other anon. It says a lot about a man's character that he uses his time and resources lifting others up rather than just taking. It's one of the reasons I have so much more respect for my uncle than my own dad.
>>34512310yeah I was talking about women, angelina jolie (a 6) with a buzzcut is more attractive than ana de armas (a 4) any day
>>34512344I'm definitely indecent.
>>34512348You don't say.
Why are women so loyal to bad husbands? Sweet delicate flowers. I feel so bad for women.
>>34512339Idk, stupidity and low self-esteem?
>>34512350Alas, I'm only human, after all.Don't put the blame on me.
>>34512351>Sweet delicate flowers. I feel so bad for women.>>34512338Bitch presses red!
>>34512309Ts nga zesty asl
>>34512344>Which is honestly a miracle in this day and age, it's hard to be a decent person given the circumstances, so it has become the mark of an extraordinary character.Most men, heck most people arent that bad>>34512352So you wouldn't like us if you were smart and had high self esteem? :(
>>34512339CunnilingusSleepoversComfort and protection during grocery shopping
>>34512351We want to see the good in people. We don't want them to feel hurt or abandoned, even if they hurt and abandon us first.I think we're just made dumb from empathy. We'd be better off if we took a page from the male handbook and only gave a shit about ourselves.
>>34512356Homo thug
Prostrate yourself when you address me.
>>34512357>that bad Sure, but I'd want good, not just "not that bad".
>>34512357>So you wouldn't like us if you were smart and had high self esteem? :(I've yet to see evidence to the contrary.
>>34512271It has been proven time and time again the pressing blue is retarded. I suppose it's indicative of the average IQ of twitter users that the majority pressed blue
>>34512359Then you would make the World more unbearable than it already is. You make life worth living.
massage your prostate when you address to me
>>34512358>protection during grocery shoppingAre there bands of roving thugs that hit the supermarkets?
>>34512271no im not retarded
Is it true that most of you are living like this?
>>34512222she's disgusting inside and out
>>34512373Nope
>>34512373Nah, I got piles of cans stacked up on my desk, but I go piss at the bathroom, I also got cardboard boxes yeah, and various items hard to categorize that I need to throw away, like old speakers, broken tables, annoying stuff to deal with, but not general trash.
>>34512369stupid, gay, retard esl
Femanons, do you care for PiV? Can you go without it in a relationship?
Women if your husband got prostate cancer and had to have probes inserted into his butt would you get the ick and leave
>>34512370Just weird old men who only stop hovering if I hide behind a guy.And boomers making conversation, which I'm not equipped to deal with either
I would love for a girl to treat my penis like it's the most valuable thing on earth, and she doesn't even deserve to have it in her mouth, and she's grateful for the privilege. Girls, would you do this?
>>34512380No, yes.
>>34512072I'd find it amusing moreso than dangerthere's no chance a woman holding onto my neck could do any damage
>>34512285>>34512346I think it depends on the situation. You don't have to stoop to marrying the mother of these children to help them.
>>34512380No
I'm gonna cut my throat, I don't want to live anymore
>>34512388if male, good.
>>34512381Not if he was able to act normal about it.
>>34512380NeutralYes
>>34512388You won't do it faggot
>>34512388Dont do it brother. Live to spite them
>>34512383No, I'm not a liar.
WomenDoes watching your man beat up or get physical with another guy turn you on?
>>34512376crazy how you've got a whole ass desk covered in cans, a functioning bathroom with running water to go piss in, cardboard boxes just lying around like luxury trash, and random broken shit you can afford to replacemeanwhile some kid in africa is drinking out of a muddy puddle and using a plastic bag as his only pair of shoes. Do you ever think about all the comfort you have and how you're wasting your resources and time being here?
>>34512383No, I don't like lying. Penis objectively has negative value since men always need to pay or dupe people into touching their dicks
God please give me a husband that becomes more asexual with every passing year.
>>34512394>>34512398My penis is really great
>>34512384>>34512391Why dont you like it?
>>34512363What makes YOU a good person?
>>34512397Why would I think about africans, they're living their own life with their own pace and their own problems.
>>34512399I am 47 and I've only been getting more sexual with each passing year
>>34512396If the other guy is you or someone thats a similarly obnoxious spammer then yes, very much so.
>>34512399Lace his food with estrogen
Talking to straight women unironically bores me to tears, the only fun ones are all bisexual
>>34512399That's the dream, isn't it?
>>34512402I never said I am one. The question was what would make me want to date a man and thats my answer.
>>34511666Don't cut yourself. Do you want to look like a gross freak in the summer or in other pics? Men also prefer smooth skin.
>>34512405I'm not a spammer
>>34512404Absolutely disgusting. I hope god is real and hears my prayers.
>>34512409That says a lot about women's standards to be honest, you only seek men that can make up for your own flaws
>>34512389yeah>>34512392I will do it>>34512393what's the point anon, there is nothing to look forward to except more pain, fuck it all
>>34512412She ain't listening sister
>>34512411>has been spamming and seething about that reddit bait since forever and all the time Yeah, sure you aren't.
White american women are some of the most frigid, asexual women on this earth
>>34512417What Reddit bait
>>34512401It's always the main act and it never feels good for me.And since telling a loved one "the PiV was bad again tonight babe" would needlessly hurt his feelings, it twists into a mutually pleasurable activity in his head over time if not outright something he's doing for me, so he starts making demands like anal or cowgirl to "pay back" for the missionary that I don't enjoy in the first place
>>34512414Is this supposed to make me feel bad? I'm not trying to date anyone and idgaf if it's hypocritical, it's the one thing that would make me consider it, which is why that was my answer to the question.
I need Elf
Moids and foids, is it okay to exclusively date east asian women to create beautiful creatures like pic related?
>>34512418I thought they were hypergamous whores?
>>34512419kys
The femanons only hate piv because they haven't met me
>>34512418They are easy vapid whores who will fuck literally anything and everything including their pet dogs lol
White people are inherently cringe.
>>34512420This is painfully accurate.
>>34512423Nothing behind those eyes
My fetish? When a woman wears the most modest long dress imaginable. Like damn, you look sexy and wholesome at the same time, now let me breed you a dozen times.
>>34512423I have taken it upon myself to spawn a new generation of Mark Graysons and Alysa Lius
>>34512432nice bait you got there
WTF i love SPIDERMAN now?
>>345124268 iq you're insanely bad at this identityfag thing bro, just stop making a fool of yourself
>>34512436I have no clue what you're talking about but go off.
Don't cook bacon topless. Bacon grease is not like hot wax.>>34512355>Bitch presses red!Only idiots put faith in the majority. If they're so confident that most people would pick blue, let them.>>34512373Just the chronic masturbation part.>>34512380>Femanons, do you care for PiV?Yes >Can you go without it in a relationship?Yes>>34512386True, but there are some genuinely incredible mothers out there. I mean, there's a reason someone wanted to put a baby in them in the first place, and not just because "hurr durr pump n' dump">>34512399>God please curse meCrazy work, but you do you>>34512418Better than British women, who are somehow both whores and starfishes.
>>34512432Peter watching a Victorian stripper
>>34512423Yes, it's okay. But I heard Swedish women hate that.
>>34512415>what's the point anonAnon was rightI think I'm going to adopt his philosophy about how men who cry suicide deserve to die, it really is all just asking people to justify some worthless dudes existence
>>34512424>HypergamousYes, women engage in hypergamy for practical, not erotic, reasons. Inherently unsexual> whoresI will never understand the mindset of people who seek out one night stands and complain about mid sex/no orgasm. Very unsexual in a strange way.
>>34512439>Better than British women, who are somehow both whores and starfishes.I personally include all white anglo women, including australians and canadians and new zealanders. Anglo culture is soulless and utilitarian and strangely prudish.
>>34512448ntaHow the fuck can someone be both a whore and asexual? Do you not realize how retarded you sound?
>>34512452Nta but if you let every man cum inside you for other benefits whilst hating every second of it, thats what that is. Asexual whores are everywhere.
Women, are mirrored sunglasses an ick?
>>34512452Asexual is being used in the adjective sense, not as a noun. Honestly not that hard of a concept to figure out.
Femanons, why don't you dress like this?
>>34512456I take the bus, not a good idea
>>34512456I want men to think "ew" when they see me.
Name a bigger glowup
*lifts your arm on molests your armpit with my tongue*
>>34512453Yeah, a lot of foids get into relationships with guys they don't like to avoid paying for rent.>inb4 foids now seethe
>>34512456When I see cute dresses and outfits like this the only thing I can think of is defiling her and ruining her innocence
>>34512458Doesn't happen to women, no matter how they dress, even if they dye their hairy armpit.
>>34512458don't worry you're already doing a great job at that
>>34512453Okay, so basically you've never interacted with a real woman before in your life. Got it.>>34512456Because I live in the real world and not a fairy tale.>>34512461A lot of guys in these threads who've never interacted with real women I see.
>>34512380Yes. I need both piv AND anal, though. Also I have to regularly give and receive oral.
>>34512456Because of men like >>34512462
>>34512459she went from ugly to even uglier
Too many women support a useless guy who brings nothing to the table, they hate hearing it though.
>>34512463ntaIf that's the case, could men please stop bitching about how "slutty" women dress if it doesn't matter then?
>>34512461Confirming, staying with someone I hate for this very reason
>>34512467Get a 6'4 ex-military blue collar husband to protect you
>>34512471The truth is you're just trying to diminish what they bring to the table because it's something you can't, you hate hearing this though.
>>34512472I like women dressing slutty thoughever
I'm very sleep deprived today which makes me mentally unstable :(
>>34512461True, I'm doing that. Dick once every two weeks might be gross, humiliating and miserable but it's not as gross, humiliating and miserable as wageslaving.
>>34512474Are you proposing to me?
>>34512456I don't like skirts or dresses. Having my ass out like that makes me feel too vulnerable.
how do I as a man dress slutty?
>>34512481expensive wrist watches
>>34512478You're only forced to fuck once every two weeks? Lucky. Mine expects it everyday. I'd be paid more for the work I do if I was an actual prostitute.
>>34512481a good body, and a good face gene, then just tshirts.
>>34512380i've only been with one guy but i basically only liked piv with my ex. i didn't mind some sort of foreplay but i always wanted to just get to the main point and not waste time
>>34512480>ass out like thatLike what
>>34512484Skill issue.
Anyone else so burned out on the man hate/disgust? Why cant women just get along with us?
>>34512481Top buttons undone, rolled sleeves, tight pants
>>34512481Tight boxer briefs and grey sweatpants. Show off that bulge.
>>34512481Only works if you're already hot.
>>34512475Argumentative feminine males hate hearing anything, I can't help you with this.
>>34512480>no fun allowed ever because I live in fight or flight 24/7
>>34512222I don't pretend that she isn't. She reminds me of a younger Hillary Clinton, which is to say I'd smashLowkey if Bill and da Hill are open she should hmu
>>34512495See, I tried, but alas, this is your destiny.
>>34512490Men will shit on women for anything and everything, and then beg for women to stop saying mean things about them when women talk back.
>>34512490I honestly don't really give a shit. I'm not dating or making friends anyway.
>>34512483but like, that doesn't show off my tummy or bulge>>34512486how is that slutty?>>34512492oh, wait a second I already dress like that wtf?
>>34512502>how is that slutty?if you don't get it, it's over for you.
>>34512490I've been burnt out on it for over a decade. It's incredible I haven't fallen into misogyny yet.>>34512499Your sense of cause and effect seems to be backwards (typical narcissist logic)
I will marry an Asian and make more Blasians and no one can stop me
>>34512458Literally my first thought when I saw that photograph
>>34512498Don't cry at me please, it will not help you with your mental illness.
>>34512478>>34512484you two are a couple of miserable cunts
>>34512507I don't mind this at all, for today, I am but a mirror for you.
>>34512488Like this. You can't see but I'm sticking my butt out.>>34512490I don't mind getting to be the pickme who likes men in a room full of manhaters.>>34512496I don't want to flash people who don't want to see my butt, that's all.
Funny how the weakest men always act like victims and want to compete with women instead of with other men lol
>>34512504>Your sense of cause and effect seems to be backwards (typical narcissist logic)Projection. Typical male.
>>34512514>Projection.Bottom tier lazy retort. L
>>34512490>wow wtf why won't people stop commenting on my smell>i will not stop shitting my pants btw, people just need to ignore it because i'm tired of hearing about it
>>34512510>You can't see but I'm sticking my butt out*Smack*
You hit women because it makes you feel like a big, strong man. I hit women because it's good foreplay and I like to be tired before bed.We are not the same.
>atoga made me prefer talking to brown women over white womenI can't believe this place, but its hot when women have darker skin than men so i'll take it
>>34512516I mean, I could bring up all the ways that men have been shitty to women throughout history, but then you'd start crying "not all men" or make it seem like it was only class discrimination and that women were treated so well in history. So there's no point.
>>34512518Nobody but old, dying white men have ever dared to open-hand slap my butt in public. So I have to assume you have cancer.
>>34512510only jealous bitches talk shit about "pickme's" desu
>>34512511This is true. Fuck the hoes. Mogging men is more fun than competing with women (whatever tf that means) will ever be.
>>34512521>it's working Soon liking raceplay will be okay.
>>34512451Exclude Australian women. They're fun in bed.>>34512456Frills and ruffled cuffs don't fit my aesthetic >>34512481>how do I as a man dress slutty?Look at how gay men dress and just match that with neutral or more natural tones. >>34512490>Why cant women just get along with us?I take umbrage with men that don't understand why women need to be cautious around men.
>>34512508That's what happens when the other half of the human race habitually abuses and disappoints you.
>>34512525I agree. So I'll take the bullet of the label.
alright, bed time.
>>34512456I don't like that kind of sleeve and require more bust support.I dress like that like twice a year for special occasions. Anything traditionally feminine gets more compliments but also gets more attention from creepy dudes who stare at me while I pump gas or touch my lower back when they talk to me. Honest answer is that I don't feel comfortable dressing like that to just go run errands. I don't necessarily have an issue with attracting attention but if one more man older than my father tells me I look like Audrey Hepburn I'm buying a knife. I miss flirting with the female cashiers at joann fabrics so subtly that neither of us are sure it even happened.
>>34512523It's this retarded feminist narrative of history that you believe allows you total license to be an absolute piece of shit.The idea that all oppression in history has been some action "men" have collectively done to "women" is complete horseshit, and you are especially revolting for daring to claim the suffering of other people for yourself.The gall to pretend no women have been oppressors and that countless men have never endured oppression is absolutely fucking disgusting. Your worldview is a mishmash of narcissism, resentment and a colossal inferiority complex. You people have zero interest in history beyond searching for evidence of wrongdoings you can personally cash in on.
>>34512533good girl
>>34512534Party time you mean go out have a drink
>>34512490Honestly just spend less time online lol and getting your knickers in a twist. I get on well with women IRL, always have. Terminally online nerds here of both genders tend to have pretty warped perspectives, or are just winding you up for the lulz
The truth is you don't hate loser men enough
>>34512527Devious JHian fingers
What do women feel when one of their ex-bfs gets married?
>>34512529What kind of abuse? Your bf pays for everything yet you're abused? Lol
>>34512539Nta but imagine being this retarded, oblivious and ignorant unironically.
>>34512541Way to make me regret it.>>34512545So what? It's too late to stop it now.
>>34512539>make it seem like it was only class discrimination and that women were treated so well in historyRight, you went with option B. Thank you for being boring and predictable. Also never said all oppression in history was men against women, but it sure did account for a lot of it.
Rewatched bournes identity now to shave
>>34512510>I don't mind getting to be the pickme who likes men in a room full of manhaters.At least pickmes kind of like us. Its refreshing
How do I stop getting irrationally angry every time I see an interracial couple irl?
>>34512555Pickmes don't actually like men, they just hate other women
>>34512556Why do interracial couples make you so angry?
>>34512546Idk why my boy Timmy picked the nerd over that bad bih Trixie ngl...
>>34512556Depends on why you're mad about it in the first place
>>34512557I only hate pregnant women. And women who are rude to me in general.
Chat, should I buy an original football jersey for 3 figures?
>>34512551>Way to make me regret it.you're welcome
Moids, if you asked your gf for an objective /10 rating on your looks, would you be upset at her if it was lower than expected?
>>34512567Why would I ask for something stupid like that?
>>34512567I don't expect anything higher than a 1
>>34512559Probably because he's not 12 anymore. What man wouldn't take the 6/10 smart and loyal girl over a 8/10 high maintenance hussy
>>34512546I only know of one who has. Felt like I dodged a bullet I guess? Also he got fat.If a man that dumped me that I wasn't over yet got married I'd feel some type of way but if I dumped him I don't think I feel any particular way about it.
How do I get over the fact that he's probably some 6'2 rich faggot with a 100k tech job and I'm some blue collar bottom runger fuck?
>>34512557They hate themselves most, thats why they hate other women since they only see them as competition, because their only goal in life is to get male validation to try and silence the self hatred. Thats why she hates being called cute and is obsessed with being more sexy and hot, she doesn't care about anything other than making sure men would want to stick their penises inside her. Which is also why she likes the gangbang fantasy. Thats what happens when little girls get used as sex toys by the only adult that ever made them feel like they are actually enjoyable to spend time with (as long as he got to use her to get off) and not just a nuisance and a burden and a household help at best like her parents did.
>>34512552>Also never said all oppression in history was men against women, but it sure did account for a lot of it.Do you realize just how many strict gender roles and traditions we find abhorrent today were enforced primarily by other women?>or make it seem like it was only class discrimination and that women were treated so well in history. Your shitty strawman is still a shitty strawman.>Also never said all oppression in history was men against women,You genuinely think it is a valid argument for your misandry. >>34512549kill yourself, unironically.
>>34512569Idk, and idk why my bf *did* ask, but I lied because what else am I supposed to say? The truth? I'm supposed to say "you're mid, babe?"
>>34512546My exes haven't even found new gfs, they just cry about dating apps on twitter all day
>>34512565I hope you get your cock stuck in your zipper next time you go piss.
>>34512576Damn, someone's boy-pmsing hard.
>>34512556Lol I would piss you off then. My wife is white and I’m unironically a jeet
>>34512585You forgot to mention the fact she hasn't fucked you in four years.
>>34512581ok that was uncalled for
>>34512576>Do you realize just how many strict gender roles and traditions we find abhorrent today were enforced primarily by other women?That's debatable. But even if that's true. the same thing could be said about how a lot of shit men whine about was and is still enforced by other men, yet they'll still blame women. Furthermore, women have spent the majority of history being second class to men. That is an objective fact. If you wish to deny it for your victim complex, then be my guest.
>>34512578Your bf is insecure and you need to deal with that. The easiest way would be to compliment him when he dresses in ways that you like, since clothes can make people look better, and that'll make your compliment more genuine since by your own admission the man is mid.
WomenThoughts on BTS?
Neva give a b!tch the benefit of the doubt... doubt the benefit of the b!tch
>>34512593is that like IBS?
>>34512587Nice cope loser. No wonder you’ll die alone.
>>34512589You're right. I just needed an excuse to type the word "cock" out as a way to vent.
>>34512593I don't listen to Kpop.
>>34512593Hot but I haven't heard a single song from them and I don't intend to
Women how bad is it if a man doesn't have any wall decor in his home
>>34512571>What man wouldn't take the 6/10 smart and loyal girl over a 8/10 high maintenance hussyMeAnd it's more like a 5/10 vs. a 9/10
women,is saying the guy should give you his number instead a way of leading to a ghosting?This has happened to me more times than I can count.
>>34512602Listen to thishttps://youtu.be/gdZLi9oWNZg?si=wy4t6m3u8CwIkiJj
>>34512593I was too old for the kpop thing I know nothing so I have no thoughts other than "aren't they basically slaves to their label is the guy who smiles in his sleep in BTS"
>>34512383She's gonna lock it up in vault.
>>34512599what is it about the word cock that helps you vent?
>>34512605soulless npc/10
>>34512593Felix sometimes has a nice voice but other than that, it's all very gay and cringe and the music sucks.
>>34512585Cool larp
>>34512607The vast majority of the time yeah.I've done it because I really like the guy and want to have control over making sure I get his number instead of relying on a drunk guy to remember me the next day and text me too though. So it's either because she's not interested, or she thinks you're a himbo lol.
>>34512590>the same thing could be said about how a lot of shit men whine about was and is still enforced by other men,yet we're not constructing a narrative about how women oppress men, are we?> yet they'll still blame womenliteral fantasy in your head>Furthermore, women have spent the majority of history being second class to menMost human beings have been literal peasants. This still doesn't justify your delusions.
>>34512611It makes me happy, that's all you have to worry about.
>>34512608Quintessential clothing store music. It's like I'm really standing in an H&M fitting room trying not to cry because none of the 12 bras I picked fit
>>34512605Expected, but still bad.I don't care if it's posters of bands you like put up with tacks that's better than NOTHING. I don't understand people who have no desire to decorate but aren't depressed it makes me nervous like, what else is weird about them?
>>34512617>yet we're not constructing a narrative about how women oppress men, are we?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Holy shit you're hilarious. Men literally believe that women not wanting to date them is oppression and hate. Oh my god, you actually typed that out seriously. You're either a top-tier troll or one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
The draft and pointless wars are good. Modern times have all but erased natural selection. Throwing them to the meat grinder and letting the strongest survive is how we bring it back.
>>34512580>My exesgross sentence
ATTENTION Thank you for your attention.
>>34512626is this about the alien documents?
>>34512621My home is a factory where shit gets done not a place to sparkle up with silly functionless decorations. The beauty is in the utility.
>>34512622I can't imagine being this brainrotted from spending hours on hours getting into slapfights with incels (obessed btw). It's obvious you're not mentally well (or particularly intelligent) but damn. Maybe you should hop back on over to /r9k/ because you are too schizophrenic for this place.
>>34512619Nta>bras>H&MWell yeah H&M is shit blame the bras not your boobs. I got tired of upsetting myself so I'm not allowed to try a bra on unless it's from a store that is specific to bras/underwear and it's full coverage. Doesn't help that my real band size is a 30 and they don't sell them in store. H&M has such shit swimsuits too I'm sorry you are experiencing the struggle.
>>34512625This better be a "sensible women do 4b" post and not a "should've stayed with your fat cheating HS sweetheart" one
>>34512632Ah yes, all the fat guys always cheating on their totally real gfs. Lmao.
my tight jeans hurt my boner :(
>>34512628>factory where shit gets doneSo then where do you hang out? Where do you relax? Looking at aesthetically pleasing things is soothing for me.
>>34512605Not awful
Is it more feminist to wear a bra or not wear a bra?
>>34512637I’ve avoided them as much as I can because they make your boobs sag faster
Are you following the elections in the UK? The entire world is about to change
>>34512639Should be more worried about your dick
>>34512637It's feminist to choose whichever option makes her personally more comfortable. Making the decision based on men is anti-feminist either way. Like sure yeah free the nipple but I want to be able to comfortably run in an emergency.
Isn't it funny how all the foids talking about natural selection exclude the ugly bitches, fatties, rape victims and other female trash?
>>34512647What mean tweet inspired this rant anon?
>>34512647Foids don't consider them a part of the human species so they don't mention them. They are nazis
>>34512647? No? We want them to die off asap too and they easily will once the canon fodder that keeps them alive and thriving by simping and paying for them is culled in war.
>>34512647
>>34512645Why do you need to free the nipple?
>>34512647>ugly bitches, fatties, rape victims and other female trashYou don't believe these can access semen? Or is it the women claiming that? I don't get it
>>34512546Trixie is a tomboy hapa that likes girls
>>34512656He's mad about this post: >>34512623
>>34512593I love behind-the-scenes porn.
blondes deserve pain and suffering, everyone else is fine :)
>>34512658NTAIf only men would actually blame the men in power for the draft and pointless wars. But they never will, so they just blame women for the actions of powerful men instead.
>tfw took Mucinex and now I feel like I'm on a boatPost genderWhat do you like to do when you're sick?
well worst week in my dating life this year (so far) is almost over
The Great War and the second world war did nothing but erase the fit and left the weak willed commoners unwilling to do anything look after their own ass
>>34512661They'll claim powerful men do what they do because of pussy and they aren't totally wrong.
pussy makes the world go round, like it or not
>>34512659What even is that? Isn't that like seeing cameras and the crew? Why would you like that?
>>34512668It makes the human species and any other species go on. So yes
>>34512661Never seen someone this committed to arguing something nobody said.If you feel like it though, we could discuss how many suffragettes enthusiastically supported shaming underage boys into dying in WW1, if you'd like.
Wars should be only fought with muskets and canons
>>34512662>What do you like to do when you're sick?FSleep, eat, and shower. Everything else is like trying to get a cat to take a bath.
>>34512673and it should be turn based
oh god, he's going to have another melty over the white feather campaign again
>>34512673Actually I'm kind of with you on this one
>>34512678Right? You get to fight from distance and you even get to go up close and personal. And it saves lives in the long run because majority will be wounded and with todays medicine most will be saved.
Could really use some positive news now.
>>34512635The whole place is a place to relax because it's mine. If you need purpose built decorations to make a place look good then I'm sorry to say but you're not good at decorating.
It's an incel fetish, isn't it? She cums to this
>>34512681Those alien files were one big nothingburger, so you're not very likely to get abducted and anally probed anytime soon.
>>34512672The fact that you had to go all the way back to early suffragettes to find actual women who support these wars just proves my point more than anything else.
>>34512684Not surprising, the alien thing is just a distraction. We haven't found any alien life yet and it'll be a while before we get to Europa
>>34512684But what if anon was into that?!
>>34512681No good news will reach us in our lifetime. This is an age of strife and suffering.
>>34512687Then he doesn't deserve any positive news anyways.
>>34512681Banks and oil & gas companies are making billions from the Iran war
Just looked at my back and ass after four years of just doing nothing. I feel disgust this is disgusting. I used to be so fit
Girls, are you rooting for Sean Strickland this weekend? He is defending America from terrorism. https://youtu.be/xnfnY1TYDck
>>34512631>Doesn't help that my real band size is a 30 and they don't sell them in store.I just bought 34 for the first time instead of what is usually availlable (36 and up) and realized I prolly need an even smaller band. where do you buy 32 or 30 bras? I've only ever bought cheap ones from stores lmaoalso why the fuck don't they sell 30 in stores? I am average height, maybe 5kg skinnier than average, feels so weird to have to buy from special stores when you're basically average.
>>34512685You'd claim a photo of your literal shit "proves your point". You are incomprehensible.
>>34512658>>34512661Guy who made the 2nd post, I'm a man
>>34512691I don't do anything but I also don't eat so I'm becoming a skeleton (this is a good thing btw)
>>34512698I look anorexic not fat I feel so weak
>>34512693i've liked khamzat even before he was champ, he has sovlgirls like terrorists
>>34512673War turned to shit when we invented propellants and explosives. We have to be face to face and body to body with the enemy
>>34512696A man could physically beat, rape, and mutilate you and you'd still find a way to blame it on women instead of the guy who hurt you.
>>34512681My anal fissures are finally healing
>>34512664The second World War is what put women in the workforce. The fat cat capitalists realize they could pit men and women against each other in the job market and undermine both in the process. Wars have always been fought to improve the quality of life for rich people.>>34512669>What even is that? Isn't that like seeing cameras and the crew? Not necessarily, it's just seeing them outside of the scene. Sometimes they'll keep fucking or have entertaining bloopers.>Why would you like that?It's more natural and they actually seem to be enjoying themselves rather than side eyeing the camera while fucking in awkward positions for way too long.>>34512681https://deadline.com/2026/05/mariska-hargitay-rape-kit-reform-50-states-law-order-svu-1236878352/>>34512693>Girls, are you rooting for Sean Strickland this weekend?Yes, fuck Cumshot Chimaev. He ran from Colby at Welterweight because he knew what would happen if he stepped into the octagon with a true American patriot.
>>34512699I feel weak too but I'm not fat and that makes me happy
>>34512703this person is a tranny freak who grooms people on discord, 2000%
Is it cringe to like split pea soup as a man. Would you make your man split pea soup.
Is there a good reason women shouldn't be conscripted like men? I read they are better at sharpshooting and most wars are fought with rifles and not with pure physical strength anyways.
>>34512691I look at myself in the mirror naked and think "why isn't this guy having sex"
>>34512709Yeah, men stop being able to think logically around pussy.
you could be my powermommy, i could be your boywife
>>34512709Testosterone and most of combat isn't sharpshooting but lugging heavy shit around and moving constantly
>>34512710Because he is looking at him self in the mirror wondering instead of having sex
>>34512709Look, I want to enslave women too, but not like that
>>34512709Because women like elephants are too smart for war and won't fight
women, if youre not into a guy during a date, would you end it early when the opportunity arises or would you extend the date anyway and possible ghost him later? trying to wrap my head around why so many women go on long dates with me only to ghost me later. like we had a date to a cafe, it couldve ended after we left the cafe but instead she choose to extent it by going for a walk in a park. some even join me to a restaurant. yet they ghost me afterwards
>>34512726idk i've never been on a first date in my life (for me it was friends -> couple). i don't understand why anyone uses dating apps, people just use each other male and female.
God I just want to cuddle a girlNo sex
>>34512711Then only conscript women. They say they don't think about sex as much as men so there will be less sexual frustration and therefore less rape
>>34512730>i don't understand why anyone uses dating apps, people just use each other male and female.fair point, but these are cheap dates. this isnt about the money.Im a student and often times the women split, or even insist on paying for me, when i try to pay
>>34512731What if god said no?
>>34512736seems like there isn't romance, just friendship
>>34512726Being into someone isn't a split second decision, I need to go home and reflect and weigh the red vs green flags for hours or days after a date.
>>34512739thats a nice way of saying im just visually unappealing then I guess
>>34512709Most women can't handle the physical requirements
>>34512741>Being into someone isn't a split second decisionFor men it is.
>>34512741So I'm not a weird guy for writing in my notes what I liked and disliked about her
>>34512745for women too, they just try to cope
>>34512741Love is all about being split second decisions. If you're not into them the second you meet them then there is no point in weighting anything.
when things are going good im worried about when theyll inevitably go bad again and when things go bad im worried that theyll go worse
>>34512759Which is the case most of the time.
>>34512732Sure, but women are weak af and any enemies with male soldiers will just obliterate and rape them.
>>34512742splitting always more like. i can understand splitting a proper dinner but splitting on a coffee date is just friend shit lol.
>>34512762idk im from a country where you split everything, always, to me it just seems normal
Genuinely what is wrong with e*ros
When I am invited somewhere and the bill is in hundreds people fight over who gets to pay. But when the bill is really low everyone pays individually.
>>34512745I get that women are pretty much guaranteed to be potty trained and safe but you should take a moment to think about compatibility. It clearly crosses men's minds since a lot of them lie about their personality traits, goals and interests to get their foot in the door, but surely you understand that you're wasting your own time as well by pursuing someone incompatible.>>34512749I don't know if it's common but it's what you should be doing.>>34512755You appear to have either very looks-oriented definitions for love and personal compatibility or a very open personality combined with low standards. I've never been into someone the second I met them, platonically or romantically. How can you even tell? Can you glance at a stranger in public and feel that you're vibing with that person?
>>34512759very enneagram 6 fear
>>34512764Isn't this normal? Equality and all?
>>34512221>Woman with abs and a wolf cut, who's also NOT a lesbianI know bro, I'm holding out hope too
Want a shy 5'10 girls ngl
Women thoughts on log cabins
>>34512615Cope
Why is the average person so stupid when compared to me? Because I am smart and not because they are stupid. They are average.
>>34512637True feminism is doing whatever the fuck you want
True feminism is
>>34512783Islam
Cuddle me
Why is the taller lesbian usually the sub?
>>34512787Fuck off middle aged tranny
>>34512787You have a husband>>34512790Julian?
>>34512788Because being lesbian is all about using delusions to cope with your insecurities.
>>34512776I wish I could live in one and be a neet and own a bunch of small animals
>miseryposter forgot to take the name off from impersonating
>>34512792NTA, why are you so mad about lesbians? Men usually only lash out like this over vibrators and interracial relationships
>>34512797>telling the truth means you're madok
>>34512798I've yet to see anything indicating lesbians are delusional or insecure. Lesbians are notoriously male-brained, their attraction works in the same inflexible and singleminded way as straight men's
>>34512797He got cucked by a lesbian.
>>34512801And they are male brained because they are hung up af about their femininity. Their whole modus operandi is a cope for feeling inferior.
>>34512783>True feminism isFemdom :D
Penis?!?!
>>34512805They're male-brained because their brains physically developed that way. If there's an actual correlation and you aren't making shit up you've simply mixed up cause and effect
>>34512767I think if you need to go reflect and weigh pros and cons then you're not into me, which automatically makes us incompatible.
>>34512809it's currently soft
>>34512802And you get cucked by everyone, cuckworm.
>>34512809No! *sprays you with water* get out of here!
Nobody is this obsessed with lesbians other than tranners.
Broken!!
>>34512815I'm not sarge, Julian
Nigga!
>>34512811Yeah and their brains developed that way because they grew up under circumstances that made it clear that being feminine is a bad thing for many different possible reasons from being sexually abused for being feminine, to their dad having wanted them to be a boy to observing how shitty it was for their mom to take on a feminine role, just to name a few common ones.
>>34512813Pros and cons are different from green and red flags. Someone telling a little lie or acting slightly pushy isn't a con, it means he might be dangerous.
Stop posting.
>>34512819What are you talking about his name is clearly Anonymous
>>34512824You first.
Sapphic women, do you like Sappo's poems?
What are the pros and cons of dating moids younger than you?
It's funny how every lesbian decided in their 30s that they're done with men. No, honey, men were done with you, lmao.
>>34512831Bisexuals
>>34512829>pros You can turn them into anything you want. >cons They are more like a toy than an actual partner on eye level and you'll feel like a predator.
>>34512831LUG
I just took my vitamins uwaa I'm strong now! I'm ready to conquer the world and destroy cunts! :3:3
>>34512833JH?
;3
OwO
>>34512828>Sapphic women, do you like Sappo's poems?Yeah, I have part of one tattooed
>>34512829How young are we talking
>>34512836No.
>>34512829we can stay hard for a very long time
>>34512842What was your biggest age gap?
I know you think it’s a joke but your virginity can legitimately grow back.
>>345128448 years.
Do any straight women exist?
open those legs you slutor do you want me to open them for you! >;3
>>34512835Jarvis, ream his bussy
>>34512841Let's say 2-3 years younger because I personally wouldn't go lower
What does it mean if I only think of girls or get hard if i watch porn. But if I even go a few days without looking at any porn. I have absolutely 0 interest in women and don’t even notice them when I’m out in public. I don’t think about sex at all
The biggest problem with lesbians is that most of them have penises
>>34512829Pros-probably hornier, better sex, more athleticCons>you are paying for everything>his life timeline is not the same as yours>much less likely to take you seriouslyPersonally dated a woman 6 years my senior in my 20s, it's not fun going to a dinner party and everyone else is making six figures while you drive a shibox because you're still in school. That kind of thing matters a lot for women.
>>34512851you'll never take my bussy virginity! NEVER!
>>34512853Porn has fried your dopamine circuitry
>>34512822We're treading some wild territory now, I'd really like to see proof of "pink dress bad" affecting brain development.Moreover only 10-20% of lesbians are butch, the rest are feminine lesbians who do wear pink dresses and love women in pink dresses>>34512831Due to zoomers 19-29 y/o women have the biggest % identifying as lesbians thoughever
>>34512854I've seen Aella's gangbang
my ex stopped being on her hormonal birth control, and now she keeps bringing up my p in her v. How am I supposed to feel? How am I supposed to respond?
>>34512858>Due to zoomers 19-29 y/o women have the biggest % identifying as lesbians thougheverPretty sure that's just bisexual women
>>34512858He's about to call you a tranny
>>34512857Is that what it is? I haven’t watched porn in 3 months now. Haven’t masturbated since then either. Don’t even care at all. I don’t have any money interest in women now
>>34512848I'm sure they do, although rare.
>>34512858The brain develops based on how it's used. If you internalize femininity as bad, that's how your brain will develop. That doesn't mean someone will end up presenting butch because some smart lesbians understand very well that presenting feminine benefits them overall, socially, in their career etc. It can be a deliberate male brained choice to lean into performative femininity as a method.
>>34512863I was mostly joking but if you are experiencing a sudden and unexplained drop in your libido it'd be a good idea to get a checkup
>>34512823I meant 'con' in the sense of a negative point, or a red flag if you will. Not in the sense of a scam.
>>34512865>If you internalize femininity as bad, that's how your brain will develop.I asked for "proof," not to "please repeat the claim you made"
>>34512858Old fart here, when I was in college every girl claimed to be bisexual or lesbian but the extent of that lesbianism seemed to be making out while under the influence to get attention from men. Despite having a social circle full of "lesbians" I don't think I ever met a girl who dated another girl while there.
>>34512869The proof is knowing how neuroplasticity and early childhood development works. I'm not about to explain that to you, if you're interested, you can educate yourself on the topic but I summed it up for you in that one sentence for your convenience.
>>34512870>making out with same gender to get attention from opposite genderI think you'd have to be somewhat bi to be comfortable with that. Not many straight men would do the same.
>>34512860She's probably your ex for a good reason. Deny her the p
>>34512870
>>34512870The post discussed women declaring to be lesbians, not actual lesbianism. I suspect it being false lesbianism was part of the point he was trying to make.>>34512873There are limits to neuroplasticity and your claims aren't within those bounds. If I'm raised thinking that white people are lame I'm not going to grow a black brain.
>>34512866why? Wouldn’t this be related to not watching porn tho. Why would I go to the doctor. It’s not like I would be having sex anyways
>>34512881Yes, in adulthood but there's very little limits to neuroplasticity if you pair it with the explosive early childhood brain development phases. >If I'm raised thinking that white people are lame I'm not going to grow a black brainNever heard of wiggers, have you?
Warning: stupid rant ahead>>34512399Why do so many women hate men's sexual nature so much? Like, I can do a lot to appreciate and accommodate women's differences, and I'll never shame them for it, but no one seems to return the favor. It's like I'm just a flawed inconvenience that's tolerated instead of another human being with his own unique characteristics in a relationship. Is this how women feel about the sexual aspects of a relationship in general?>>34512490It is warranted to a good degree, but it does get tiring having to be constantly stereotyped as and judged for the actions of assholes you never had any meaningful connection with like it's some big conspiracy
How do you tell your girlfriend that her constant rants about everything ever is a turn-off?
>>34512890>Did anything nice happen lately?
>>34512889>Is this how women feel about the sexual aspects of a relationship in general?Many do, yes.>Why do so many women hate men's sexual nature so much?Women feel about male sexuality how men feel about gold diggers.
>>34512890Tell her she sounds just like her mother
>>34512890Make sure nice things happen in her life so she has something enjoyable to think and talk about instead.
>>34511555What was the post?
>>34512890Why should she care about that? Do you have a dead bedroom she's desperately trying to revive?
>>34512875straight men act gay with their friends to get laughs of women, but they don't do that with an actual fag
>>34512870It's called being barsexual. And I can talk from experience that it's possible for it to lead to realizing you actually do like women that way.
>>34512896Haha
>>34512904Never goes as far as kissing.
>>34512870I had a co-worker in my 20s who was a lesbian, had zero contact with penis in her life, 100% sex time spent on women. Over the 4 years we worked together she had increasing encounters with moids because, if a man ever got a chance to see past her unflattering and flappy coveralls and work-hat, they'd realize she had hottie legs, a chest something like pic related, and visible abs. So despite being a socially clueless weirdo who would literally talk about nothing, nonstop, for hours, and a well-known lesbian, men would do their best for a chance with her anyway. Out of curiosity, she spent some extended time feeling my collarbones, shoulders, and neck, and giving statements of admiration to me about, which, due to her gigabooba status, was the most deer-in-headlights I've ever been. We got into a cycle of constantly gifting pirated books, movies, and video games to each other, and it seemed that she would corner me with her inability to keep appropriate social distance with people and ramble for hours more than most, but we always just acted like co-workers. Those around us said that I should try asking her out, but I thought it extremely inappropriate, because at the end of the day, she was absolutely 100% lesbian.
>>34512901lol, why would she want that? a dead bedroom is every woman's dream.
>>34512906stop forcing your AGP fetish on everyone
>>34512908>she was absolutely 100% lesbianSure...
>>34512898It was while we were on the way for me buying her lunch
>>34512726what's considered a long date?
>>34512908Looks like Elf's boobs
>>34512914Apparently not nice enough to balance out all the shit in her life.
>>34512909Well that's what I'm asking. Most partnered women don't have stellar sex lives or a lot of orgasms so it's weird that she should be overly concerned about her rants turning him off. I'm also turned off by my bf's constant farting but that's just life, not everything he does needs to make my pussy tingle
>>34512918It's him that thinks it should bother her that her rants turn him off. Learn to read.
>>34512916
There's more fresh footprints on the ceiling
>>34512546Timmy should have ended up with a Trixie, Tootie, and Carly harem
>>34512481daisy dukes
women, what do we do about trannies?
>>34512910Julian, stop sperging out.
>>34512924Let them. They'll sort themselves out in a couple of years. Not worth the nerves and effort.
Ngl, I'm as anti-trans as they come, but I really fucking hate that bridge meme
>>34512926who? stop simping for trannies, faglord
>>34512919You are the one struggling with reading comprehension, sweaty, if that is what you took away from >>34512901
>>34512931You want trannies in your asshole, cuckworm
>>34512935Look at the original post. >>34512890>he is turned off by her rants>he thinks telling her it's turning him off should make her stop
MI like this bra
>>34512937put your name back on, elftroon
>>34512924>mtfs are men but better>ftms are men but betterWhat do you need done?
>>34512940Oops >>34512908
>>34512941I make art because I like doing it and it's fun.some have seen it though but I mean that wasn't my intention
>>34512941Yeah, if you make art just for it to be recognized, thats pretty cringe and will likely result in performative decoration instead of actual art since you're trying to appeal to other people's tastes instead of authentic self expression. I think the best art is created when you plan to never show it to anyone.
Women are incapable of making art on the level that men can
>>34512952The art of a woman is to raise a son to have art in his heart or to bring joy to a man's life to the point it overflows into creating beauty.
>>34512890For me personally, my mom is that way and usually she just feels more miserable afterwards. There's healthy venting, and then there's poor emotional regulation being splattered on all of the surroundings and making everyone else clean it up. There's a fine balance that needs to be struck between focusing on the positives and the negatives in life.>>34512895That's unfortunate, because sex is supposed to be a mutually enjoyable act while gold digging is mostly without regard for their partner's well being. It's like hearing a bunch of guys saying they never want to give their woman a gift because they can't think of any reason their girl would appreciate it outside of gold digging intentions. Like no matter how close they feel with their partner they can't actually see them as individual humans instead of negative stereotypes.
>>34512954idk, the best art (this includes music) comes from people that were really depressed
>>34512947>>34512951I take this as>If you're asking the question then the answer is no.
>>34512955Yeah, it is unfortunate but thats the level a big part of humans operate on. It's nothing but greed and tab keeping, a business deal where she tries to extract as much resources as possible whilst giving as little of herself as possible and vice versa. A mutual attempt at scamming if you will.
>>34512952
I'm writing a novel about a mountain-sized man who travels pre-colonial America as a heroic frontiersman with a generic-insert woman who travels with him as his carryable pocketpussy. State gender, do you think people would read this?
>>34512960no, kill yourself coomer
Are women incapable of making loving songs or poems or art about men?
>>34512960M. I don't know. I get the impression there's a lot of competition in the smut market.
>>34512956Sure. People find beautiful what resonates with them, depressed people will be drawn to the art of depressed people. Thats why truly great art is an act of authentic self expression. Beauty can be born from an abundance of it in ones life and the desire to express that, it can also be born from a lack of beauty and love as an expression of longing for how it should be. You'll be able to tell which was created from which by the underlying tone of melancholy or celebration.
>>34512960no
>>34512952What about Jane Austen? Everybody likes her.
>>34512958And here I am still being a naive fool for thinking people in a relationship would act differently, but I guess not. People suck.
>>34512959Everyone in this conversation is an Indiana so idk what the point is.
>>34512972Most relationships are still more like business deals, we just live in an era where thats frowned upon and thus people have to pretend each marriage is a love marriage when thats simply not true and also unrealistic. Most relationships in human history have not been about romance and love but about necessity and convenience, the fact we have glorified the idea of love this much doesn't change that, it just means we can't be honest about it anymore.
>>34512962If you want recommendations you can ask directly anon, gee
>>34512964I just love genuine art desu
>>34512977I feel sorry for your husband.
>>34512977I wish I didn't feel love so I could've seen this earlier. I wish I wasn't so delusional.
im naked right now
>>34512977counterargument: when she kissed me for the first time
>>34512988do the helicopter
>>34512959There's technical proficiency and there's evocation and creating new ideas. Women can make skillful and impressive pieces but they will never match the vision and creativity of men.
>>34512990I'm afraid of breaking something
>>34512994come on, your hips can't be that fragile grandpa
>>34512991That's just not true, you are just intentionally ignoring and belittling the vision of women. And it's not even worth arguing with men like you on this because you just don't value women and their perspective. It's like talking to an animal, you will never understand.
>>34512997you know what I meant!!!
MenWhen is the last time someone saw you naked?
>>34512994You ain't slangin cuh don't gimme dat
>>34512952Kyoko Okazaki is incredible
>>34513000back in march I had a back massage because my back hurts (too tall) and she asked me to completely undress and she slowly walked around me before instructing me to get on the massage table, which was a little strange, but I've never been bothered by not having clothes on, so w/e
>>34512942Wasn’t me
>>34513000back in february I had a back massage because my back hurts (too tall + dick too big)
>>34513000I got my ass probed by the doctors last year
>>34513000someone pulled my pants down in school and a girl saw me, don't know if that counts
How do you help a girl fix vaginismus?
>>34513013You don't she has to do it herself
Does Olivia Rodrigo make music for female cucks? I'm listening to her music and that's gotta be her target audience. Like nearly all of her songs are about getting cheated on and humiliated, and she really likes describing the new girl in detail for some reason. Apparently she's really popular with young women right now...?
>>34513000A few years ago, when my ex was living with me.
>>34513000not since i was a literal child
the lady at the store looked so disappointed when I asked for cigarettes :(why do they do this?
>>34513000last shower time with (ex) gf, she accused me of being horny too much when what I was actually trying to do was to make her share the water. then when we got out and were in front of the mirror she kept grabbing my thing, the hypocrite
>>34513000hookup 6 years ago. I didn't like it and I will never do another. I need an emotional connection.
I should get high again
>>34513020Cigarettes is a boomer thing.
>>34513000Today. It was painful.
State gender (but mostly women):You just finished breakfast, you're on your second cup of Cafe Bustelo, and you load up winamp before you start any work. What are you playing?
>>34513027yes and?
Majko mila đe me rodi.
>>34513000Some guy in the gym changing room.
>>34513034Gay
Moids, I'm meeting my frens tomorrow, my crush may also join. What should I wear? It will be outdoors, we will walk a lot and there's a slight chance of rain. I'll probably regret asking so at least make your answers funny
>>34513035That's gay? I didn't even tell you about the surprise buttsex!
>>34513029FEither something from an anime soundtrack or something from a soundtrack to a video game I played as a kid.
>>34513015Why do men oftentimes struggle to separate reality and fiction? I don't want to be chased by ghosts even though I like horror flicks
>>34513036Wear a dress or a skirt. Doesn't have to be short. I'm a sucker for that shit.
>>34512991doubly so for the chinese>>34512998>you are just intentionally ignoring and belittling the vision of womenProve that that's the case>And it's not even worth arguing [blah blah blah]How convenient...
>>34513036Nothing
>>34513029I use jellyfin webapp to play my pirated music hosted in my own NAS served through my homelab. I shuffle
>>34513041ntaEh, this seems to be a problem with zoomers in general, male and female.
>>34513047>>34513039what song specifically comes to mind?
>>34513044>Prove that that's the caseI know that there is a huge amount of creative work of massive value by women and you just believe there isn't. That's all the proof I need.>not even worth arguing Here, the crumbs of attention you asked for.
gym->shower or shower->gym->quick wash after?
>>34513052>>34513039I've been listening to the Panty and Stocking OST a lot lately, so I'll go with Fly Away.
>>34513054gym -> shower. Save water and time.
>>34513054>working out>showeringCouldn't be me
Is it true that many of you Foids are taking so much fucking cock that you can't even afford the cost of birth control anymore?
>>34513054Gym shower wtf
>>34513047>>34513039what song specifically comes to mind?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcMucFIWF80
>>34513059They can also take your cock if you ask nicely
>>34513059No, I just had my 3rd private clinic abortion of the week but my husband was there to pay as always since he doesn't want me to give birth to chad's and tyrone's babies
>>34513053That's a conjecture, not a proof. Also no one was talking about the value of creative work but vision and creativity. Women are great at regurgitating simplified instructions, but fail with novelty.
>>34513061>>34513056
>>34513059I don't take birth control, I just have my bf use a condom and pull out. If I'm risking unprotected sex, I accept the possibility that we could have a kid, but we do everything within reason to reduce that chance without medication.
>>34513052I can't delete my goddman post>>34513065I noticed. Fly away is pretty good, but the vocal sample is really overused.
>>34513054Light shower, gym, rinse afterwards. But i always do a full shower plus my hair routine the next morning.
>>34513064>fail with noveltyProve it. You can't a) because it's not true and b) it's literally just your opinion and your evaluation of others can't actually affect reality
Women will never know the feeling of fishing out a used pantyliner from the trash
>>34513054Odd
Very
>>34513062Unrelated but I had a dude at work who I know has a girlfriend ask me for advice on how to talk to girls. This confused the fuck out of me because I'm a literal wizard but he apparently thought I was sleeping all around town because I can have friendly conversations and joke around with the women at work. Now I'm having a crisis thinking I could be a normal person after all but not knowing how to act on this information.
>>34513071I want you to feel the feeling of a wood chipper tearing your flesh and grinding your bones in slow motion
>>34513077Jealous much
Welcome to another Foid Friday Fuckfest everyone!So no women are here right now. They are prepping for their night out for getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.Then tomorrow when they walk of shame back into this fucking thread with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't these whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't they be disgusted when they feel their pussy busted? Won't their boyfriend be so mad if he knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34513077Rude. You know sometimes when I see a woman go into the washroom I wait outside until she leaves. And then I go in and see what I can scavenge. Tampons sheaths are like gold.
>>34513076> I could be a normal person after allBelieving in yourself is the real magic anon
Women would seeing your man in a hospital gown give you the ick?
>>34513071>>34513080Please depopulate India soon Mr. Chinaman. I'll dedicate my life to studying the Confucian classics and do all the industrial espionage you want.
Sweaty procreative sex with (You)
>>34513085Nah, it would give me the sad.
>>34513088Gay
>>34513070every painting I've seen done by a woman is derivative shlock and every book written by a woman delves into uninteresting concepts previously explored. They are cultural parasites
>>34513088*sigh* all right but you better take responsibility
>>34513092Objectively untrue + you obviously have shit taste.
>>34512828>>34512840>Yeah, I have part of one tattooedNo shit? My wife and I do too!>>34512854Trans acceptance in the lesbian community is the greatest con men ever pulled.>>34512962>Are women incapable of making loving songs or poems or art about men?To my chagrin, no. Plenty of great songs about women loving men, and then time does its thing and we realize he was never deserving of it in the first place.
I will never meet a cute suicidal girl at the ICU after trying to kill myself :(
>>34512962I've written poems and drawn men lovingly. They were fictional men though, the real men I've known mostly just posture and/or beg for pussy and that doesn't inspire me to create anything more than shitposts
>>34513079You have two things wrong. There will be no cum dripping and my bf IS the Chad doing the stretching. Otherwise your fanfic is close enough.
>>34513102Can you draw me
>>34513095name ONE good female author and ONE good female artist who BOTH exhibit vision and originality
>>34513097I know you're trolling but that sounds awful in every way. The rape victims, suicidal bitches, self-harmers etc would all be shitty partners and you wouldn't want someone like that to be the mother of your children. She will either cheat or just make your life hell because of her own complexes. They are evil people.
>>34513106NTARumiko TakahashiArtemisia Gentileschi
>>34513088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAZzpaWpGIA
>>34513106Virginia WolfAgatha Christie Don't know any artists
>>34513106And Marry Shelly
>>34513106You can save us both some time and just write your utterly subjective opinion on why they don't ackchually have vision and originality (also, remember what I said about individual perception not affecting reality?)
Thank you el retardo for taking my bait and running with it
>>34513109>Comic book artist>Baroqueshitter>>34513114>utterly subjectiveIs this supposed to mean something? How can an opinion not be subjective?
>>34513120>Goalpost moving>Goalpost movingI can't say I'm surprised.
>>34513120>How can an opinion not be subjective?You tell me, oh great judge of other people's artistic vision
>>34513109> GentileschiFunnily enough, she was really good friends with Hebrewberg
>>34513107>The rape victims, suicidal bitches, self-harmers etc would all be shitty partnerstrust me, I know it very well
>>34513123>goalpost moving"Goalposts"? What "goalposts" have been moved? I don't think anyone who has an original bone in his body regards oriental comic books as original nor do I think most artists have any special regard for the Baroque era.>>34513124You're the one that made the retarded statement. Don't act like your logic is my responsibility
>>34513123You could say that he...painted himself into a corner lol
>>34513107oh also> you wouldn't want someone like that to be the mother of your children.someone like me shouldn't have kids, are you crazy?
>>34513128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxuwXczWQC0
>>34513128>retarded statementOh don't you backtrack now, you said that my statement was self evident
>>34513127Well, it's good to remind other anons who may want to ignore the blatant red flags because a mentally ill freak paid them attention. Those women don't deserve sympathy.
>>34513134ntaI hope you feel the same towards male rape victims, suicidal men, and men who engage in self-harm as well.
>>34513128>nor do I think most artists have any special regard for the Baroque eraBehold, an actual clown walks amongst us
Speaking of which, why do you moids clown so much on male rape victims? Have you no compassion?
>>34513131>you HAVE to have retarded normalfag opinions about the most basic things or... we'll make FUN of you!!1>>34513132that... no dude. That wasn't what I was saying>>34513140We must talk to different artists
>>34513142they're gay. Haha Bobby got a dick in his ass look at that faggot.
>>34513142No, but they like to morally grandstand when women do it too, despite them doing it to women who were raped or sexually abused.
>>34513142I'm pretty sure that's only TV people and edgelords on the internet.
>>34513137I don't, because I'm not interested in dating men. I don't think about them at all.
>>34513146My bad, I thought I was posting on edgelord central
>>34513143>We must talk to different artistsYou know what, this entire conversation we've been having suddenly makes a lot more sense
New Thread>>34513160>>34513160>>34513160New Thread
>>34513134I do feel bad for them personally, yes my ex was mean sometimes but I don't care I hope she is doing well wherever she is
>>34512956>>34512964https://youtu.be/eQvypJCoyGcDepression has repeatedly been shown to be associated with greater realism – provided the depression is not too severe.The evidence is that this is not because insight makes you depressed, but because, up to a point, being depressed gives you insight.
>>34512381I'd help him do alien rp so he doesn't get ptsd.
>>34512920Damn, that outfit matches my ear jewelry I want.
GenderDo you prefer someone who's an amazing fit for you in terms of looks, personality, and shared hobbies (but may change in future to be a better or worse fit, no guarantee), or someone who's currently a poor fit currently but if willing to work towards becoming a better fit? Who would you prefer to be with long term? Someone who's already perfect or someone willing to put the effort in?