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I want a moid to pet me and cuddle with me like a cat
>>34516405Freak.
מה שלומך
All I wanted was somebody to love butI'm a BotNPCIm Binary
ladies we all know how you feel about fat and bald men, but what about underweight and bald?
What's your favorite food?
>>34516407Beseder, mah itcha?
>>34516411Fish tacos, unironically
Women, Im taking a shower
>>34516411Won't say
>>34516414I used to stream my showers to a foid
>>34516405Only if you're in your 30s so I know that "cat" is just your personality. Younger than that and it feels like a petplay kink (gross).
>>34516409Undesirable, but a far better starting point. Hit the gym and eat more meat.
im very depressed and suicidal so i made a other beathttps://voca.ro/1lqvqu2G2J6dwhat do You guys think of it?
>>34516409fat > underweight
I have just bore witness to the prettiest and tallest halfbreed I have ever seen. It is awesome inspiring.
She almost immediately (actually just immediately) responded with liking my fire emoji reply and that was it >>34516421Is she just a terminally online zoomer who likes things/posts/comments on insta without randomly putting any thought to every like?
>>34516414HotAfter you're done, air dry while laying down and touch yourself all over until you're chubbed up.
>>34516419Very good honestly
>>34516413Cap
>>34516419Loop it a couple times, make 2 break downs, and just say bounce with some reverb on it.
>>34516427Enjoy your fantasy
>>34516415We know it's cum
>>34516411This thing I just made. It's stir fried pork, broccoli, sweet peppers, onions, cabbage, and shredded carrots over plain brown rice, with a homemade spicy peanut sauce.
>>34516411FPizza
>>34516405For how long?
>>34516433It actually happened, trust
>>34516411pad thai m
What do people talk about when they date?
>>34516411My favorite food is called pasta e fagioli. It's a funny name if you write it down because it says "fag". It's a funny name if you say it out loud because "pastafazool" sounds like you're on The Sopranos. It's healthy because beans (legume) + pasta (grain) = a complete protein. It's always tasty because pasta has pasta sauce, and pasta sauce makes everything tasty. And it's cheap to cook in bulk. with one pot you can put half in the freezer and still have enough to last you a few days.
>>34516445Sex and how much they hate being trapped
>>34516403Thoughts on the army bringing back 20th century dress uniforms? Thirdie tier medal spam aside I think it looks pretty good.
>>34516445I'm assuming they're drawing up and negotiating a detailed contract for who is responsible to bring what to the table.. At least that's the impression I get from listening to dating anons in these threads.
>>34516435Spicy peanut sauce recipe please, if ya don't mind
Femanons, does it offend you when men use the word "pussy" as an insult?
>>34516451It's honestly not a bad idea to do that
>>34516449Medals ruin the appeal for me. Just keep them at home. The bigger the hat the bigger the authority.
>>34516445i'd like to know too, it honestly seems like torture just being plopped in front of someone and forced to keep up small talk, idk how people do it
>>34516454No, because it doesn't refer to a vagina.
>>34516454Nope
>>34516458ideally you find things in their personality that are interesting to talk about, but thats admittedly optimistic tbqh
>>34516455Just the thought of it makes me exhausted.
Girls what is your favourite manga?
>>34516462It's also exhausting to have numerous talks throughout a relationship about expectations
>>34516463Made in Abyss
>>34516463ichi the killer, very underrated
>>34516464Maybe it's for the best that nobody wants me.
>>34516452It was just this but with garlic powder instead of fresh and extra red pepper.https://frommybowl.com/easy-peanut-sauce/I mixed it separately then poured it into the pan when the stuff was almost done cooking.
>>34516468Why would that be for the best?
Why do bitches go to the store.Come home drop stuff offLeaveGo to another store.Come home drop stuff off.LeaveGo to another store.(Rinse an repeat)Like couldnt you get everything you need the FIRST time you went!??So fking annoying.Wasting gasWasting timeWasting energyWasting moneyDoesnt impress me and i hate it.
>>34516454No, anyone offended by that is a fussy.>>34516463>picrel
>>34516463Dungeon Meshi
>>34516411Big cock
>>34516469Thanks! I was thinking of making rice paper rolls with a peanut sauce.
>>34516445Idk. Daily intracacies? Intrests? Obviously goals.
>>34516475Gay
>>34516467it used to be one of my favourites I usually roleplayed the villain in ttrpg I recommend holy land for the street marital arts
>>34516454No it stands for Pusillanimous
Why do I get insane swamp ass after taking a shit
>>34516478Im a girl btw ;)
>>34516474I want the cat to live a happy life. I want it so badly...
stinky moid butt..
>>34516475lol
>>34516470I'm obviously not cut out for dating or relationships.
>>34516481Because you're a fat piece of shit
>>34516484I wash mine every day I'll have you know.
>>34516486In what ways?
>>34516489would you let me wash it for u if we were dating?
Can any genders confirm if the dutch have disabled motherless or just those videos? I don't want to touch it.
Zoomer men aren't smart or capable
>>34516481Try this easy trick.Everytime you drop a turd flush the toilet immedietly after each turd. Most people sit there sitting over a pile of their shit. So the smell is attaching itself to your skin and sweat. Your literally marinating swamp ass.
>>34516494All the rape classes are online for me. I just enrolled in another rape course, passed another rape exam, obtained another rape certification, and put 1488 more rape credits towards my rape degree.God bless you, Rape Academy.
>>34516445>omg don't you hate those fucking Democrats?>hell yeah!>being white heterosexuals we naturally hate the democrats!>do you like minigolf?>being white heterosexuals we both LOVE mini golf!
>>34516495Ok.
>>34516495Best I can do is hype moments and aura
>>34516503This is meI hate women but not in a violent wayMore avoidant
>>34516445Anything
Femanons would this work on you
she said we’ll have to go out again sometime. Awesome…
Are men even romantic anymoreMen, describe romantic scenarios you would do with a partner that don't involve sex
>>34516492I guess. If you really wanted to.
Foids, how would you react if your man tried this one simple trick on you?
>>34516491In the ways that it sounds exhausting and not energizing.
>>34516509Idk what this is, am I having a stroke
>>34516509I don't understand this
>>34516513I die from gunshot wounds in her arms but not before I saved her life and I took down the terrorists that were threatening us.
>>34516513All I want is sex, snogs and snuggles.
>>34516513I think ice skating is romantic. Never done it with a girl, never even ice skated myself. Just seems like a nice date, at least in my head.That and cooking. I think cooking or baking a nice thing for a loved one is deeply romantic and fun.
>>34516487I'm not fat>>34516499I already do that but that has nothing to do with my ass sweating
How true is it that if given the option, a man would choose the perfect sex partner at the cost of no more romance in his life, over the perfect romantic partner at the cost of never having sex?
>>34516513Romantic films in cinemas. Resting at the beach in each others arms
>>34516528depends on the person, which is the answer to every single one of these fucking moronic normalfag questions
>>34516528The answer to this question heavily depends on wether I've masturbated today
>>34516528Very.
>>34516454It would be a little hypocritical if I was offended. I use dick as an insult constantly.
>>34516513I'm not romantic
>>34516530then answer it on your behalf, i can then make up my mind on if i was right or not based on the men that replied.
>>34516528Very true. What even is romance without sex?
>>34516513She has blood pressure problems, so I showers/bathing can make her pass out. I'd like to be there and just hold her and help her clean herself safely.If you mean something more conventional, she's an artist and I'd love for us to go to the zoo with pocket-sized notebooks and sketch the animals together.
>>34516528What does that even mean, does she still love me
>>34516538>What even is romance without sex?i will never understand the male brain
>>34516528Women would choose an endless stream of hot casual sex partners over expressing any interest in a man who would care about them and try to be romantic not just for the sake of it, but out of love
>>34516538>What even is romance without sex?Moids are fucking animals
>>34516528I would be a celibate sexless asexual if I received True Love in exchange.
>>34516528This is a really individual question, but personally, I'm in a situation where I'm kind of going with the latter.
>>34516541>>34516543What noble people you are So high and above the us filthy humans
>>34516542NtaI like romantic men but make me earn it if he's really over the top on date one he's either delusional or trying to love bomb me. Just be normal until we get to know each other geez. When I dislike romance it's because I don't trust it.
>>34516528the latter, obviously. but "perfect" in this context is a fucking nothing that has no bearing on real life so it is functionally useless and makes the question dumb.
>I love you but I would never ever fuck you Why do women think this
>>34516541>>34516543It was a serious question, please answer. I'd like this opportunity to try to understand the female brain a little.
>>34516538Moids are incapable of love
>>34516551sex is a secondary add on to love/ romance, not a requirement.
>>34516513what's the point if you don't reply or care about the answers
>>34516494More garbage misinformation. It's probably someone like BlueValkyrie doing it again. No, the website is voluntarily and temporarily taken offline with a message stating that the administrator is reviewing content and security mechanisms. The police in the Netherlands have nothing to do with any of this.
Women honestly believe romance is something that's done to them lmaoNo interest in reciprocating
>>34516552I don't think that's true or implied by what I said. What does love mean to you?
>>34516551You're basically saying that you would no longer love her if you can't fuck her. AKA something we've always known with how men leave/cheat on their sick or post menopause wives
>>34516541Not a man but being romantic with someone you never intend to have sex with is weird.
Bet all the guys who clowned on me for saying women hate sex feel real silly right now
Mammal love is sex
>>34516528Latter, but it would have to be because I lost my dick in an accident
>>34516563>because I lost my dick in an accidentSorry what? how?
>>34516548Nobody can even get to that point because those women, a huge chunk of them, are very busy with dating. There's a lot of dating going on.
Women,Have you thanked him yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_QXCDUd6ds
>>34516553The idea of romance without physical intimacy seems hollow to me. I still don't understand it.
Women, would you marry a man who lost his penis in a Renner-type accident?You can never have PIV sex again, but he's very romantic and very loving.
>>34516558Nta but you didn't clarify if the sexlessness was of her own volition or not. Sickness and menopause are a different story.
>>34516564No I mean if I was going to have a sexless relationship, it would have to be because I didn't have a dick anymore
>>34516529I like this.
>>34516567theres a difference between heavily preferring a romantic relationship that involves sex, and outright not understanding how romance can stand without the backing of sex, a transactional relationship more than a bonding one for most.
>>34516569Women can live without sex. Most women who have sex with men only do so to receive emotional attention from them. If they could get that without sex, they would.
>>34516558I've felt love and affection for many people that I didn't want to fuck. I've never felt a desire for romance, whatever that may mean.
>>34516558>You're basically saying that you would no longer love her if you can't fuck her.Yes. Women are near-universally annoying and often have terrible, obnoxiously entitled, boring and midwitted personalities. Totally lacking in humor, character, or any form of texture at a psychological level - no amount of lived experience generally alters this fact. The redeeming quality of the bottom half of the male IQ curve is that innate and generally present quality of being at least moderately fun to be around as people, even when dumb and/or repulsively peasant-brained. Women are fucking lame, even the high IQs I work with and know personally - they never escape the boring midwit persona.
>>34516573this is what I've been saying
>>34516568>Renner-type accident?Cock status was never confirmed. The story that it got chopped off and an owl flew away with it is just a rumor.
>>34516575its a good day to not have a bf, wow you guys are fucking evil sometimes.
>>34516550You're probably a nice part of their human experience but you are not attractive or kind enough to them to want to date you.
>>34516575more men need to realize that women exist solely for comfort and making children, and right now they're pretty bad for both>>34516577checkd and kekd
>>34516556>No interest in reciprocatingNot according to divorce statistics.
Woman bad. Man good. Woman neurotic. Man calm.
>>34516579The status of his actual cock is irrelevant.What's important is the status of hypothetical cocks on hypothetical men. The women of /atoga/ would refuse to date a man who cannot have PIV sex.
>>34516548>I like romantic men but make me earn it if he's really over the top on date one he's either delusional or trying to love bomb mentamany women say they want those wuthering heights love stories and men and stuff where men are crazy in love with the women the first second they meet them.so it's a bit confusing for some of us.
>>34516528this a question that reads like women baiting herself to be mad that men enjoy putting cock in pussy
>>34516572>outright not understanding how romance can stand without the backing of sex,Unfortunately this seems to be me right now. Maybe this is one more way in which I am broken, maybe one just has to "get it", but I can't say I get it.>a transactional relationship more than a bonding one for mostI don't see what's transactional here. Sex is, or should be, very bonding.
>>34516586We just proved that the women here hate sex and will go without it if given the choice
>>34516580The overwhelming majority of men on planet Earth do not agree with me in the slightest (or at least their behavior/expressed sentiments suggest that), if it's any consolation to you.
>>34516568Was I already dating him when the accident occured? And he was saving someone it wasn't negligence on his part? I'm not sure I could start a relationship with this guy but I don't think I'd leave him if I was already in it when the accident happened either.
>>34516595sure the majority might not side with you but there is still a large amount of men who feel a very similar way you do and thats honestly just really depressing. i understand men looking down on women a little bit but a lot of you are just really cruel
>>34516596>And he was saving someone it wasn't negligence on his part?A man has to be a hero to justify him not having sex.A woman just has to exist to justify her not having sex.
>>34516596Not doing a gender war "see women dumb hehe" thing here, because ive seen all sorts of people say a similar sentiment to this in my life, but>I'm not sure I could start a relationship with this guy but I don't think I'd leave him if I was already in it when the accident happened either.Just generally, I do not understand this mindset? If sex is important enough to preclude attempting a relationship, wouldn't it also be rational to leave an existing one if the implication is total sexlessness after a given event makes it improbable/impossible? I am not really making a moral argument here, more a logic one - it doesn't seem to line up to me. I could just be autistically overthinking it of course.
>>34516588They want something they know doesn't exist. You can't know you're in love with someone the first second you meet them and pretending to because you think that's what they want is technically manipulation. So men who act like that are a red flag even though in fiction it's very appealing.
The best thing about my gf is that she's a very bad liar
FoidsWhat does romance mean to you?
>>34516594Wrong
>>34516601To justify him getting in a horrific accident that breaks 35 bones and rips off his dick. If it happened just because he made an oopsie he's going to burn our fucking house down or accidentally kill my nephew eventually. Can't trust him.
>>34516611Getting my fav foodCoffeeLingerieMy fav candy
>>34516614Should a man leave a woman if she gets into an accident that makes sex unviable for her?
>>34516611Him liking me and spending time with me without sex in return
>>34516616If she’s unhappy yes
My bf is a blockhead, moron, retard, drunkard, asshole, chump
>>34516568I want children, so it'd be a bit of an issue. But we could adopt or raise foster kids, then that problem is solved.
>>34516611Being open to playing video games together, and doing fun dates occasionally, wanting to celebrate holidays together.
>>34516602>If sex is important enough to preclude attempting a relationship, wouldn't it also be rational to leave an existing one if the implication is total sexlessness after a given event makes it improbable/impossible? I don't see myself capable of creating a romantic relationship without having access to the physical intimacy of sex at least at first. I've never been someone who waits long I just don't even know how to DO that. But if I was in an existing relationship where I already had those feelings for someone the feelings wouldn't go away just because I can no longer fuck them.
>>34516604so i guess its more of an impossible fantasy.
>>34516613Trannies don't count
>>34516624Go away
>>34516611Him liking me for my personality, willing to put up with my flaws/make compromises, show appreciation when I make compromises for him, and wanting to build a life together through adversity. Basically just not being avoidant.
>>34516616Kinda up to him isn't it?>>34516623Yeah pretty much.Love at first sight is as unrealistic as the werewolf billionaire.
>>34516475Hi
>>34516619Sounds like just the person that you deserve
>>34516604>They want something they know doesn't exist.Back up, be honest. We know it it possible to exist. Otherwise it wouldn't be a writing concept. What is the impossible is most men are too stupid and violent for it to not end in murder suicide in their hands because our culture has programmed them to be gay and emotionally incompetent for the sake of a fake ego.
>>34516626>show appreciation when I make compromises for himNever thought about this before but ABSOLUTELY THIS. Thinking about it so much relationship misery was me doing stuff/giving up a part of myself/making compromises to make things work and it wasn't being appreciate or acknowledged so I felt miserable and resentful
During the next week I am going to get employed and approach a woman and go out on my first date. It's that easy
>>34516615Sounds like gluttony.>>34516617>>34516621>>34516626Sounds like friendship.
>>34516636And what does romance mean to you?
Sometimes I feel bad for men and then I come here and realize men would never feel bad for women and I move on.
>>34516633This isn't even a fun argument you're just being dumb and confusing infatuation/limerence with love.
>>34516600I would argue most humans naturally have some greater affinity for their own sex, given the natural breakdown of friendship between sexes almost always been men and men/women and women.>i understand men looking down on women a little bit but a lot of you are just really cruelI don't see how it's cruel to find personality differences undesirable to be around, I never said women should not be entitled to basic civility and dignity in social settings. I am an extreme outlier, I really think you're overestimating the level of misanthropy the average male has and how common my beliefs are.
ok this is gonna sound like an ad but I paid for the okcupid shit yesterday and started getting lots of matches with women actually talking back.DONT pay for it though because matches =/= going out with women
>>34516636Romance is a friend who you want to see as the last person before you go to sleep at night and the first person after you wake up in the morning. Romance is a friend who you want to keep with you at your absolute highest highs and your absolute lowest lows. Romance is a friend who you want to build a future with, overcoming all odds and all obstacles together.
>>34516550You're relatively low status to other men she has access to but if you lived in a smaller social network together or were higher status she could be happy with you. Would you like her if she was really fat and old looking though due to some sudden disease?
>>34516558>AKA something we've always known with how men leave/cheat on their sickthose studies are actually badly done and dont account for lots of men really.
>>34516637Friendship witch physical intimacy and desire.
>>34516636Yeah. Friendship + commitment basically. It's romantic to have a lifelong friend who wants to kiss and fuck me and vice versa.
>>34516622>I already had those feelings for someone the feelings wouldn't go away just because I can no longer fuck them.How much of this, generally can be considered a certainty? Just generally, how much does /atoga/ place weight on the raw feeling of love and affection for someone v.s. the idea of loyalty and devotion to someone in principle?
>>34516647How to find this kind of romance as a woman? All men want is pump and dump.
>>34516647I'm kind of with him on this that just sounds like a best friend
>>34516647I get this. I think.I'm trying to imagine, could I ever feel like this towards someone I'm not sexually attracted to? It's difficult to imagine, desu.
>>34516654How should I know?
>>34516619Babe I didn't know you posted here
>>34516656The first step is not automatically assuming that all men are a monolith like how you imagine.I wrote that post as a man.
>>34516625Same to you good xir
>>34516660Hah
>>34516651>who wants to kiss and fuck meAnd there's the rub. I agree with you. But femanons got really pissy when I tried to express this sentiment as an answer to a question above. Maybe I were not as eloquent as you.
Were you ever been caught touching your self? Me? Never. Never did it while there were people with me in the house.
>>34516640you seem like a boring person with boring thoughts
>>34516656We want to settle down with women at visceral attraction periphery of what we perceive attainable.
>>34516668I start typing out a sentence then I chnage my mind and want to write something else but I then only delete half of the first thing that I wrote then I proceed to add something different I never double check because I am a moron
>>34516399I have a good friend of mine whom I met in a very difficult moment in my life, she has helped me a lot and is really forward with her thoughts, definetly does not speak in hidden meanings and would tell you things straight up.I think I have developed a crush on her after a long while, I joke about it with my friends since I'm not gonna act upon it, but my question is if it was weird or unreasonable to having developed it in the first place. Among other things, she has:>praised my writing>called me cute and handsome on several ocassions>remembered various facts about me, like info and preferences >has said I am effortlessly funny>has kissed me on the cheek as to thank me for a gift, inmediately called me sweet for it (I know the kiss was not romantic as she has done it with another friend of hers in a similar context). >admitted she would have developed a crush after I did a favor for her and we had met under different circumstances (those circumstances being we made it clear from the get go we did not have interest in dating and I just wanted a friend due to a very poor emotional situation).Again, I'm not debating if these were signals, they were not, as we meet in a time I needed certianty and promised eachother to simply be upfront with whatever we thought about; I know if she had feelings she would've told me by now. What my question is if it was weird, offputting, gross or strange for me to develop slight feelings after based on this and that we get along well enough. I just hope I don't come across as a creep if she accidentally finds out I have developed attraction for her, and such thing could happen as I am shy and could be very obvious one day.
>>34516633>We know it it possible to exist. Otherwise it wouldn't be a writing conceptDo you know what fiction is
>>34516668A bunch of times. I was especially loud when I was in my earliest years of puberty.
>>34516673Fight club reference
>>34516411MBuwger :3
>>34516640I feel bad for women here all the time.
>>34516640I ALSO feel bad for women sometimes
>>34516678Didn't even notice but I have watched the movie, cool shit.
Being a manwhore is kinda hard desu. I feel like I'm performing slightly worse at work and haven't had time to do a lot of the things I enjoy doing
>>34516666The key for me is commitment and the assumption that you both want this to go on forever and having the emotional intelligence to communicate this. Nothing dries me up more than the anxiety and fear of being thrown away on a whim when I've put myself out there for someone.
>>34516687Drop the hoes for a bit man love your self
>>34516687You're losing your vital essence.
My day is not complete without watching a SplaterCatGaming video.
>>34516694He DOES sift through the pile to find out what's worth while, after all.
>>34516696In the world of Indie games so that we don't have to
>>34516644>I paid for the app and now the app is giving me a feedback loop to make me pay for it again
>>34516654I did have a thought.There is a huge difference between my partner not wanting to fuck me and wanting to but not being able. If he still sees me as desirable I really think I could stay. If he didn't want to touch me, didn't want to be kissed or still treated like my romantic partner and I got stuck in a caretaker or roommate role I would leave.
Women would you date a man who's right ear is ringing
>>34516656If you want the actual answer: it is simply extremely hard to find because most humans are not wired for that level of deep, intimate, permanent relations with someone at the absolute monogamous level for an entire lifetime of 50+ years we culturally depict things as. We are far more socially flexible and often did not practice true monogamy the way Christian marriage depicts it, humans developed these rules and codified them based off of our own evolving values, not the explicit evolutionary behavior we actually practiced.For that sort of thing to work, you need to find a VERY special person who fits your personality, life goals, lifestyle, is extremely trustworthy and interested in a reciprocal degree of dedication, is currently looking for said relationship, is in the same relative geographic area, is both attracted to you and vice-versa. Such a relationship is extremely hard work and demands a lot of character out of the person in question. Most people are not wired to gladly embrace decades of hard work and willpower. You can very well do everything right in life and possibly never even meet a potential candidate for such a thing. It's just a numbers game in life, like anything else.
>>34516650And you're incapable of deducing that we do also want the physical intimacy without having to type it? Because having dates usually implies spending time alone with each other?
>>34516696You just made my weekend
>>34516703No. We're ALL straight men.
>>34516705BlueValkyrie? More like BlueBaller! More like BlueBerry!
>>34516650And desire is also a given because normal romance only starts that way?
>>34516642>I would argue most humans naturally have some greater affinity for their own sex, no, only men, when women talk badly about men its just that, talk, they still rely on men heavily for almost everything, but when men talk badly about women,its almost always true,
Moids, the latest Single Mom Dating Reqs just dropped. This is what it takes to get a 24 year old single mom of 3, 6/10 looks.
Oh my name is BV and I will believe every lie on the interwebz. 62 gorillion men, by the way. I'm stupid, by the way. 62 IQ.
>>34516713I'm glad that The Single Mum Council drops these updates on which they have all agreed upon. Very helpful.
>>34516688Does that make the words "temporary romance" an oxymoron to you?How critical are children and family to this idea?
>>34516708>>34516715Yeah maybe we need hantavirus to reach mainland please.
>>34516474>yuri baitNo wonder
>>34516719>mainlandImagine sharing a "mainland" with Blue "Valkyrie" - what a travesty.
>>34516704I don't think life goals, lifestyle, and geographical location is necessary because they're all things which can potentially be compromised on. If there's a will, there's a way and all that.
>>34516719Are you the one pretending to be a hot bisexual girlboss who's sharing some dude with another girl? I'm still new I don't know the /atoga/ nametrash yet.
>>34516509If that was underwear it'd be less revealing yet frowned upon
>>34516719Who is we?
Names for my son: Lucifer, Cain, Ludwig, Murad, Mehmed, God.
>>34516730And Allah.
Do women actually want a bf or just the concept of a bf?
>>34516550Women talk to elicit an emotion, therefore their words are not to be taken literally. She doesn't love you, else she'd want to fuck you, but she wants to make you feel cherished while rejecting you
>>34516726You can compromise on geography if both partners are fine with long-distance dating until eventually one partner is willing to move, but compromises on goals and lifestyle are usually just one partner overruling the other, which is both awful to ask for as well as awful to volunteer.
do men actually want a gf or just a free sex slave?
>>34516733Having a boyfriend is embarassing. Propose or shut up.
>>34516736i want poe2 to be good
>>34516733They want >>34516647 >>34516626 but fear and resent the idea of offering the same.
>>34516736I want a sex-phobic girl in /atoga/ to become my sex-phobic gf.No, not you. I'm thinking of a different sex-phobic girl in /atoga/. She's nice.
>>34516736I want a friend whom I will get to share fun moments. Sex is just a major bonus
>>34516427How does she not know she's going to get pumped & dumped?
>>34516736I also want >>34516647# >>34516626#
>>34516736A sex slave would be cool yeah. Pussy however I want without any of the extra bullshit.
treat me right i'm still a good man's daughter
I ignore women of atoga. Sad bunch. Sad when compared to the prideful men of atoga.
>>34516736I want a gf but if she also wants to play as the second sometimes, that would be heaven.
>>34516736Men actually want a gf, but since socially and morally we can only get sex from our partner of course we want sex from them
>>34516748How many atoga men are you willing to suck at once?
>>34516634Do you give a shit about compromises he makes for you?
>>34516733NAGAt this point I'm not sure I actually want a gf, or just the concept of a gf>>34516736and no, that does not mean sex slave.
>>34516718Absolutely. I can see the appeal of flings for others but for myself that's not romantic at all. Children and family aren't critical as long as you're there for each other imo. I find weird Reddit FunkoPop couples who are devoted to each other and their cringe hobbies/fur babies much cuter and more romantic than some nuclear family with kids where the couple are always on the brink of divorce.
>>34516741This. Women call being romantic catering to their wants and being cherished and want a bf to fulfill said role
>>34516736I could buy her things or something, but free be cool.
>>34516736A bangmaid
>Romance is him putting up with my bullshit and obeying my every command Hmmmm
>>34516737>Propose or shut upTerrible trade nowadays as it is too risky
>>34516730>CainIf you were a white woman, you'd name him Kayn
>>34516746I'd keep a few secondary women around to fuck but they have to cook and clean for my actual wife too, under her supervision. I'd feel bad if she wasn't getting anything out of it too.
>>34516747Why do you love that image so much
>>34516760Then lower your tone
>>34516761Ew that reminds me of league I would never I'd rather call him Satan. Very manly name that demands respect.
>>34516754>FunkoPop couplesew *shudders* what a horrifying concept
>>34516736I want a wife, a woman I can hold every night as I fall asleep and wake up to in my arms every morning. I want there to be a Sun to my world, a radiant life-giving light in my life.
>>34516764I ain't the one crying that I can't get married
>>34516758Did anyone here really say that?
>>34516770I'm not either.
>>34516766Ceytahn
>>34516769Wives don't do that. Marriage is a business affair. Wife and husband are jobs. Just keep her around as a girlfriend. You can still have children without getting married.
Women, favorite romantic pairing?
>>34516774An odd thing they do
>>34516634same herenever really realized how subtly it was shaping my perception but after a while i found myself doing nice things out of fear and impulse in response to emotional coldness. She would yell at me and insult me over something like not enjoying dinner and the next day I would buy her favorite to go meal or some shit in an attempt to appease her if she was mad from work or something. I have this weird pathological need to be approved of and always accept blame when in a relationship regardless of context or my own actions
>>34516774Shaitan
>>34516779>sheYou fucking deserve it fag lol
>>34516779Sorry to hear that anon
>>34516743>>34516745>>34516769do men actually think we believe them when they say this type of stuff?
>>34516777Where's bmwf
>>34516777>not 1 bbcYou sure white girls use that site?
>>34516785You keep falling for the same tricks so yes yes we do
>>34516785I don't care what you believe. /atoga/ is where I shitpost to kill time. All the women who actually matter are out there in the real world.
>>34516785I don't think they know we know they are lying about that from divorce statistics.
>>34516785Whether (You) believe me or not is irrelevant, I'm speaking the truth.
>>34516785NTA. Do get used by Chad then.
>>34516735Eh, for me personally I don't have strong life goals. Sure there are things that'd be nice to achieve in life but I'm not hung up on it, so it really depends on the strength of your desire for these things, which is where communication skills come in. I would HATE to live in shoes-on-indoors house so if I am to compromise on that my partner needs to be able to show an equivalent level of appreciation for my sacrifice and to make compromises of an equal magnitude.
>>34516779This nigga bent the knee to a bitch
>>34516785I don't know or care what "women" think. My specific one knows I mean it.
Sorry to say this femanon but this is a mans world. No amount of gender equality and female CEOs and world leaders will change that.
>>34516785As a man, I don't believe them either. Lots of people on here figure signal about how they're not like others
Women will bitch about how much men don't fit their standards but then fail at the most basic standard men have (being pleasant to be around)
>>34516785Men actually want that, but it is also what women want to hear so a lot of men simply lie about wanting that too. I don't blame you for disbelieving
Moids, shouldn't this be enough to land one of you?
>>34516782yeah kinda tbqh, shouldn't have taken me that long to leave >>34516795bending the knee is understating it actually, it was actually worse than I described
On another note it's funny how dudes that say that stuff and stuff like "I don't want sex with someone I don't love" are all dudes that get zero play
>>34516802>bearskin girlWhat is that?
>>34516791Last time I checked it is women mostly doing the divorcing
>>34516785Most of the western ideals about romance came from male authors from the Renaissance and early modern period
>>34516790>>34516797makes perfect sense why you take time out of your day to post here then>>34516793completely missed my point, like entirely, this isnt a not choosing the nice guy thing, this is a, nice guys dont exist and youre all larpers. men all have the same mentality of 'chad' just with different outer shells,
State genderHow should people who post TikTok bait be murdered? How should people who respond to TikTok bait be murdered?>>34516806Those statistics only refer to who files the divorce papers. Not who wanted the divorce the most.
>>34516752NTA but ofc I would, he needs to be able to communicate though because I'm not a mind reader so I don't know what is a compromise for him and what's not.
Moids over 40, was this really considered a 10 during the late 90s/early 00s?
>>34516802She could land me if she wanted to. She doesn't want to.
>>34516802What's her OF?
>>34516802Is this ai?
>>34516804I can afford to pay a prostitute. I can't afford to lose my last remaining teeny-tiny little shred of self-respect.NO SEX WITHOUT LOVE
>>34516802I don't like blondes and I don't like big tits but the fact that she is making a video like this gives me the ick, sucks because she is actually cute
>>34516811The 10/10 back then was Jennifer Connelly
Every woman you look at now has their lips pumped it's disgusting
>>34516810Or he doesn't say because it's easier to shut up and be quiet than face the backlash
>>34516806Aren't most of those at-fault divorces? Based on the husband's proven abuse or adultery
>>34516804It's almost like testosterone changes behavior
>>34516804About as funny as dudes who say they don't like olives don't eat olives.
>>34516802She clearly have good tits and is posting this shit on social media so she's just being a pick. I wouldn't touch her with a stick. If you are thinking about you, femanon, yes, most men just want a not too fat pleasant woman with whom they share a similar sense of humor
>>34516805I think it's supposed to be bare skin
>>34516827Maybe fair skin? Whatever
>>34516802I would do unspeakable things to this woman
>>34516804>it's funny how guys that don't want casual sex don't have casual sexFascinating insight, anon.
>>34516804Because it is harder to achieve and nowadays sex precedes relationships. Those who can have sex without do just fine
>>34516820And people still call me ugly for having thin lips
>>34516819How many Jewish producers do you think got their way with her
>>34516763It’s funny and I like big Ange
>>34516804see women? a man will say he wants romance along sex and will be told a liar by you (here) and a loser virgin by other men. It's a lose lose game.
>>34516752>>34516810In fact the willingness to make big compromises is an extremely romantic gesture imo. But obviously only for things where compromise is required. Making what you deem to be a huge "compromise" when the other people wasn't so invested in needing a compromise on that particular thing as just self-serving. For example if you are absolute 100% set on wanting kids while your GF doesn't really but isn't too bother so is sorta fine with kids, but you "compromise" not having kids as some sort of sacrifice for her sake... That's poor communication skill and the opposite of romantic.
>>34516832I would punch them for you
>>34516811No, this was.And also this >>34516819.
>>34516808>nice guys dont exist and youre all larpers.I'm not a nice guy, but they do exist. Sorry about your shitty exes or whatever. I doubt women want someone that intense in their affection anyway.
>>34516830Difference between don't and can't. They always cheat and whore out once they get their first "practice" gf
>>34516820>lips pumpedI don't know how this works.
>>34516842They fill their lips.
>>34516830I'm saying it's a sour grapes situation dumbass
>>34516809>Those statistics only refer to who files the divorce papers. Not who wanted the divorce the mostWhy do lesbians have 2x the divorce rate of straight couples? Why do gay men have 1/2 the divorce rate?
>>34516840i dont feel this way because of anything to do with past experiences ive had with any bfs, you can literally just look anyway,especially here, on how men feel about women and see for yourself,
>>34516843With what?But yeah I agree with you, it does look unsettling.
>>34516837Aggression doesn’t help
I miss being a tiny wee lad, play halo reach and then watch fails of the weak
women itt are blackpilled as fuck lmao.next time dont shop around so much on dating apps.
>>34516842I'm good at pumping lips, tou want a demonstration?
fact: the most sexually dominant men are typically the most courteous, kind, sweet, reasonable and well put together menthe most sexually submissive men on the other hand are typically sex pests, perverts, misogynistic, disloyal, spiteful, resentful cretins once you learn the above, dating problems and trends in general start to make a ton of sense.
Moids, do you really consider this girl to be overweight? She exercises and works out!
I wish I was muscular as fuck
>>34516844Projection. You claim romantic men are liars because YOU have a skill issue finding romantic men.
>>34516854>>34516854That is 188lbs at 5'7"
>>34516844Articulate your position better.>>34516841Practically any guy could fuck a whore if they wanted.
My lunch:Canned mackerel sandwich on grain bread with dijon mustard, canned beetroot, tomato, red onion, salad, and hot sauce. So good.
>>34516821That makes him an avoidant and poor communicator which is entirely incompatible with what I find romantic. Avoidants who refuse therapy to work through their avoidant behaviors are a bigger ick than FunkoPop couples.
>>34516405Does that include being randomly scratched after you decided you're done?
>>34516854Imagine being a fatty and still having disappointing tits and ass.
What are some of the most brutal social media things you've seen?For me, it's seeing someone do a face reveal and be universally mocked with incredible levels of ridicule and seeing people express outright shock at how hideous someone is, only for them to be quite clearly much better looking than you.
>>34516853So the sex pests want to be femdommed or what?
>>34516856I am a man. Dudes who say that stuff are almost always undesirable and unsuccessful with women
>>34516845Gay men have an issue of being obsessed with casual sex and rarely marrying whereas lesbians have the opposite issue where they get married way too quickly in a relationship. Sorry to burst your "women bad" bubble.>>34516854Tiktok baiters should be hanged, drawn, and quarted.
>>34516861So every husband is icky?
>>34516859What's so hard to understand? It's not about buying sex it's about attracting women, the guys who can't cope by making up some womanly complex around sex.
Post gender.Barring obvious shock answers (eg. a gun, a small animal's head), what are the worst things that a person could pull out of their pocket in terms of dateability? Gaming handhelds?
>>34516802Alright if you want a boring, low-value male, hit me up.
>>34516847>i dont feel this way because of anything to do with past experiences ive had with any bfs, you can literally just look anyway,especially here, on how men feel about women and see for yourselfSo you've come to your conclusions based on engagement algorithms and a men on a website that was once called "the asshole of the internet," and not any real experiences? Do you have any studies, or anything objective informing your opinions?
>>34516868Crab in a bucket is a cancer mentality.>"Me good, other men bad."
>>34516865>face revealIdk why people do this, you can only lose
>>34516528Define romance. Telling men they will never have sex is a steep drawback, but whether that's outweighed by the alternative depends on what it actually is. If romance basically means love, then a fair portion of men would still pick the latter. I would.If it means doing a particular set of things commonly seen as romantic, then I'd imagine it would be a smaller group of men who would still give up sex for it.
>>34516874Condoms
>>34516881t. bugchaser
>>34516878Never said I'm good or anything myself, are you retarded or a bot
>>34516575barely closeted post
>>34516528What kind of weird ass question is this?99.999% of women wouldn't enter an asexual relationship so this isn't a fair question
women would you date a guy that jerked off 3 times today?
>>34516874M.For men, if they pull out a tactical funko pop I think women will monolothically lose interest.As for me, if she pulls out cigarettes I dip.
did you knowthat according to a study87% of white american women have had or have fantasized about having sex with african american men
>>34516869So if I look up the differences in marriage rates of gay couples, straight couples, and lesbian couples, it'll closely match the difference in divorce rates?
>>34516713Somehow someone will still take her.
>>34516885>99.999% of women wouldn't enter an asexual relationshipLol
>>34516886I don’t think we would work. I haven’t jilled it in months
>>34516871>Every husband is avoidantWhat sort of retarded boomer bubble do you live in where every marriage is some Reader's Digest haha I hate my wife I hate my husband we can't communicate so funny haha. Jfc unc, you give me the ick.
>>34516883Sorry, I'll fix that for you.>"__ ____, other men bad."
>>34516877why would i trust studies over real life people in my own personal interactions?
Men, wouldn't you just hate it if your wife developed breasts during your marriage? You like flat chested women better right?
>>34516405Will you scratch me if I jingle a string over your head?
I smoke but I wouldn't date a woman who smokes
>>34516602>I am not really making a moral argument here, more a logic one - it doesn't seem to line up to meNot a woman, but it's about loyalty and caring for a specific person. If you're already in a relationship, those feelings exist in a way they just don't when you're still searching for someone.Would I date a woman who is going to die within months? No. There's no future in that relationship, and it would bring me nothing but pain for the rest of my life. Would I LEAVE a woman I'd already grown to love because she only has a few months left? Also no.You're not overthinking it; you're just leaving out other considerations besides minmaxing a specific aspect of a relationship.
>>34516898Nigga he did that on purpose
>>34516898Architects are monogamists seeking monogamy. You are an unfaithful polygamous blob at 36 BMI who would still be repulsive at any size.
How to talk to women at concerts?
Notice how it's the femanons and anons that are dateless on a Saturday night arguing how the opposite sex is evil.
>>34516905WHAT?WHAT?I CAN'T HEAR YOU!WHAT?
>>34516898Don't you dare speak ill of the architect or his fine work.
>>34516736I don't want to have sex outside of marriage and would be willing to support a stay-at-home mom after that.
>>34516897That's what flat earthers say.
>>34516898both of the men in the twitter exchange are disgustingt. male
>>34516405Me too femanon. How is everyone’s Caturday? Are we any closer to the aliens?
Anons you can aliens or ai, not both.
this aint a scene it's a goddamn arms race
>>34516914Right? It's even translated from porchofgeese.
Men, how did you feel when you got pumped and dumped?
>>34516906>Notice how it's the femanons and anons that are dateless on a Saturday night arguing how the opposite sex is evil.Rekt
Small boob women. How did you feel when puberty ended and you realized they wouldn't grow any bigger.
>>34516874MaleOf the things that actually have a decent chance of happening, I can think of 3:-Drugs/cigarettes-Overpriced/useless luxury product that she only got because it's popular-Some kind of dead giveaway for being a leftoid, like unironically carrying around a Robin DiAngelo book
>>34516785I had that kinda relationship. I miss it and I would do anything to have it back, but that time has passed and now I don't particularly feel like committing to anyone again because it will never come close to that kind of love. The dynamic was unhealthy but I don't care.My thinking is to just cheapen the whole concept of romance by paying for sex so I can return to the boring reality where everything is transactional.
>>34516917I wasted Caturday organizing my movie collection. Time for Movie Night. And you?
>>34516913except im talking about subjective and not objective.
>>34516923Sad
>>34516865Atoga moids sucking off TikTok engagement bait spammer all day every day
>>34516889Study brought to you by the Jewish Institute
That's quite a number to sing
Man good. Woman bad.
>>34516921I rage quit relationships for 2 years.
god I hate how male hair products and soaps smell I don't want to feel like I'm surrounded by my uncles and or other men.
>>34516930It gives me some dopamine.
>>34516833None. She got into acting as a teenager. Way too old for them.
>>34516928You can't say men are X without it being an objective statement.You can say men I've met are X.
At some point I realized that the feelings I felt when I listened to that album were fading on subsequent listens. And I didn't like that. So I haven't listened to it in a while and I'm gonna listen to it again at the same time I first listened to it. Hopefully it does something.
>>34516927Watching kid and their dads try to pick a Mother’s Day gift. Now that you mention movies I remembered the new octopus movie is out.
>>34516935You're allowed to buy any shampoo you like.
>>34516923They didn't even start growing until I was 14. I was ecstatic I even had boobs.
>>34516939okay sorry my bad i should preface every single thing i say with a warning that this is just my personal opinion, everyone should always state very clearly that 99% of everything they say is all within their own personal experience. how dare i.
>>34516933Neither, you oversimplifying prick
Woman ate the forbidden fruit from the Garden of Eden and doomed humanity. Man brought the fire from Olympus and helped humanity. Woman steals because of selfishness. Man steals to provide.
>>34516940Aw, little anon is growing up.
Where are the 6+ ft 6+ in dick chads
>>34516935What is stopping you from using the female shampoo?
>>34516948I should shoot myself.
>>34516943That seems like an appropriate age for that.
>>34516949my penis is 6.9"but I'm not 6ft tall :(
Men, do you even think you'd be able to be a manic pixie dream boy? What kind of femanon is going to want you if you were written into word?
>>34516945If I said women are cheaters because I've known men who've been cheated on, you would take exception to that.
>>34516950nothing I guess, I'm just saying I hate the smell of male shampoo
>>34516941I'll be watching it too. Anything for Colm Meaney.Good luck, I hope it lives up to your expectations.
Oh my goodness! Oh my damn! Oh my goodness! THEY GOIN' HAM!https://youtu.be/l82XLWxoliI
>>34516949any man ITT who has one of those is either sorely lacking in the other category or has something seriously wrong with him outside those two
>>34516898Holy shit they got fucking HUGE.Is this the power of an architect?
>start movie>produced by anonymous contentOk who is in the movie business anons
>>34516943You might be the only woman in /atoga/ who was happy to get her puberty.
>>34516399happy international big bird day guys!! did you see any cool birds?
>>34516956i wouldnt care because i dont care what men say because you all hate women no matter what we do
>>34516954MPDG is a millennial thing. Zoomers have moved on to tsundere baddies.
>>34516960It’s been nice knowing you all.
>>34516949>>345169616' on the dot, 6" cock, don't make 6 figures though, but if I play my cards right it's feasible within a few years.But I'm a bit of a sperg.
>34516954Women hate that tho
how are the flat chested women doing today?
>>34516954>>34516971He meant to reply to thus
>>34516953>>34516961This.6'4, babydick genetics.
>>34516966Just you.
How are the snakes of our species doing today? Horrible I hope. I am referring to women of course.
>>34516974Do not speak for me
>>34516963I keep trying to tell you, but...
>>34516975How do you know it's genetics? Maybe it was from standing too close to the microwave as a kid.
>>34516975I'm 5'8 btw
>>34516945Also, how is>this is a, nice guys dont exist and youre all larpers. men all have the same mentality of 'chad' just with different outer shellsNot an objective statement?
>>34516980Any time!
>>34516954>What kind of femanon is going to want you if you were written into word?If I was a written character I would be the one that is really pessimistic and is not particularly liked, which means that the villains can prove that they are not to be trifled with by killing me without having too much emotional weight on the main characters or the audience
I'm sad femanon never notices me not hating women.
>>34516973I’m alright
women, I just shaved
If I were a written character I would show up at the end where I would pose a threat to both the heroes and the villains. I would the proceed to kill them both and devour their corpses and that would be the end.
>>34516984its clearly my opinioncan u prove how im wrong?
>>34516949>tfw 5'11 and 6.5"Can I move an inch?
>>34516991Simp mindset
https://voca.ro/1mgPdNjkb1GO
Guy who calls me sweet girl ? Guy who calls me lovely ?
>>34516992>she said, flatly.
>>34516991This is me right now after my last few posts. I think they can sense that I am not very sincere about it. I just love them too much
>>34516998More
>>34516996That's dumb, one inch is a way bigger proportion of your penis length than of your height.
>>34516954I don't know what manic pixie dream boy means
I want to sleep so badly but I can't leave my you my friends. I like hanging out with you
I googled clown pussy on a whim. My pp won't go down
>>34516997
>>34517003thisthe manlet neurosis is rotting your cognitive function!!
1400 posts in still no questions for the oppositeeeee ghent bff f bjtjtklekefinfj
>>34517005We'll be here tomorrow.>>34517006Beat it with a rubber mallet.
>>34517006do you wanna talk about it?
I preferred writing my every thought in a diary. Didn't have to wait a minute before doing it and didnt have ti deal with idiots
>>34517005Are you on drugs?
>>34517011This is the /adv/ IRC.
>>34517012I hope so. I love you all.>>34517015No I would never. Good night friends<3
>>34517014You need to go back.
>>34516874FIs hard drugs also considered a shock answer or is that valid?If it's not valid, a labubu. Or something similar an outrageously expensive, objectively ugly trendy bullshit thing.
>>34517010This is why the hypothetical of "trade an inch of height for an inch of dick" is so dumb, they should make it like "4/5 inches of height for one of dick" to make it interesting, then you'd have to think about it.
>>34517018Your mom won't takw me back now I am stuck here
>>34516991What do you want? A cookie? MY cookie? My sweet, juicy peach? My tender, supple flower? Overflowing with nectar, so succulent that wars have been fought for it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
>>34516699>I paid for the app and now the app is giving me more chances to go out with chicksthat'd be more like it.
>>34517006All women are clowns
i need pussy. i should just get me a milf and finish my sex arc for good.
>>34517023I just want you to not assume that the loud minority represent all men.
Remember
>>34516992glad to hear that
>>34517036ngl this one is actually pretty accurate
>>34517036Not gonna take someone with a PFP like that seriously
>>34517036This is sadly true. You'll joke about a woman being forgetful and she'll say some shit like, "I didn't forget about your uncle molesting you."
>>34517006*honks clown nose*
>>34517042That’s funny as fuck
>>34516445I kept babbling on about random shit and she enjoyed it>>34516513>Cuddle together and watch movies all night>Go to a park and just sit in front of a pond together watching the wildlife>Get some arts and crafts and assemble them together>Cook a meal together and enjoy it together>Take a walk through town together and get ice creamI mean hell, we had to stop by a walmart during a date and even then it was fun because all of the things around us gave us new topics to talk about>>34516528I think that aging inevitably leads to the latter.>>34516538Elderly couples, asexual couples, etc>>34516550It's like telling a woman she's good enough for a one night stand but you wouldn't hold a relationship with her. Some people just don't understand how the opposite sex processes things at all.
Need to coom to deep moid voice
>>34517046>It's like telling a woman she's good enough for a one night stand but you wouldn't hold a relationship with herYou have to be completely dumb as shit to think this would go any way other than poorly
im ngl i cant judge girls w fake tits, because if i could drop a couple grand to get a fat pipe I probably would too
Anons I deleted my clown girl image. It’s ogre.
I'm gonna get some cookies for myself :3
>>34517047What if the hottest male voice ever came from a fat balding manlet
https://voca.ro/181QZOlojTcK
>>34517056>fat guy with a hot voiceyes pls
What was your most blackpilling moment as a human, unironically?
>>34517036>Men who seethe about woman also seethe about IsraelChecks out.
>>34516463Fmab
>>34517057Lmfao
>>34517036I go through a lot of trouble to observe and file everything people are sensitive or uncomfortable about so I can avoid those topics, even if it's someone I hate. It's unbelievable that some of those people repay my considerateness by poking at my insecurities to get a reaction.
>>34517006Be jerkin off like
why is everywhere else on 4chan seemingly so revoltingly racist, jeez
>>34517060I'm 22 and one time a middle aged woman was trying to make small talk with me and asked if I go to the local high school
Are you excited for to participate in the upcoming wars? War sounds so fun but I'd like it to come on my doorstep. Can't wait to slay my opponents in the greatest game Man has ever created.
>>34517067Problem?
>>34517060I spent a month in India for work. No exaggeration, probably the most depressing and mortifying weeks of my life. I felt like the protagonist of a Lovecraft novel after he finds some hidden, terrible cosmic truth.
>>34516968>>34516971>>34516986>>34517004It's so over.
>>34517044Little did you know, it was me! You just admitted a woman was funny. Take that incels!
Why do women lie so easily? I posted that and she says “oh it was me!” Whatever
>>34517075>pickorra is dogshit slop for millennials, barely even passable goon fuel. you have no taste
>>34516851I've never had this problem. I'm realistic about where I stand and have reasonable expectations of partners
>>34517078I do not think that is a woman
>>34517049And yet they still hold on to these ideas about sex and relationships despite knowing to some degree how potentially harmful it can be for the other person
>>34517036Moids think framing insults as jokes is ok unless they're on the receiving end, go figure
>>34516853If that's true I found the odd guy out. He's very kind and treats me well while getting pegged behind doors
I hope you understand now why Anonymity is bad. I can just make a post saying that I posted something you posted and because you are a woman people will believe me and not you. You should not be able to post without a poster ID.
>>34517083It's like the difference between a playful slap and a punch with your full bodyweight behind it.
I love it when they call us moids. Misandry is so funny.
>>34517086Males sound awfully emotionally fragile
>>34517085Fuck off, thats absolutely inconsequential compared to having IDs and people following you around
>>34517084imagine looking yourself in the mirror and being able to say "yeah i stick fake dicks up my gay boyfriend's fag ass and that's the best I can do in life" lmao
>>34517060When a man who claimed he loved me left me
>>34517086Maybe don't "playfully slap" people if you're not okay with taking a hit back. People don't complain when we kill flies and mosquitos just don't be so annoying and women won't use your insecurities and every mistake you've ever made against you.
>>34516905Learn sign language
>>34517085I will not look into your retarded drama but you need to leave for Reddit posthaste
>>34517073Tell me more
>>34516906My guy is busy drafting his fantasy football team. We already spent the day together so I'm enjoying my quiet time
>>34517089Internet anonymity will be killed for all but a few tech savvy geniuses. Get used to it. And I personally support this.
Imagine how different life could've been
>>34517095Enjoy this while you can. It will all be gone soon.
>>34516923Confused. I have so much ass and thighs, but small tits. The women in my family tend to be the opposite so I'm just the odd one out
>>34517079And you have no media literacy.
>>34517093>Maybe don't "playfully slap" people if you're not okay with taking a hit back. Women won't ever follow this lmao
>>34517097Entire continent of scamming, raping, obnoxious, smelly, loud, repulsive, low IQ, incestuous, pedophilic, invasive, insectoid subhuman biomass with the most outlandishly disgusting religious and cultural ideas ever to exist.India is Hell. If you are born with a high IQ and good human traits in India, you are literally in Hell.
Sucking his cawk
>>34517100You should get used to me cumming in your asshole because when I know who you are that's what I'll be doing
ive been playing a lot of yu gi oh master duel lately and ive been blue eyes white dragoning on these niggas
>>34517110I wonder if you'd post this if you had to show your ID or passport first.
>>34517108I heard this from my friends dad too, do you have 3 kids by any chance?
>>34517112I would and you would be scared
>>34517111Is that a sex move now?
Can you call me foidette?
>>34517120What on earth is that supposed to mean
Gently fucking her face
>>34517106>Women won't ever follow this lmaoI do though. I only say things that I believe are true not things I've crafted to be hurtful. It's his own actions making him feel bad I'm just bringing them up at a convenient time for me. If he fires back with some hurtful shit he doesn't even think is true and will back down on later then he's being a pussy. If he's going to insult me it better be true. Obviously it would be better if we can chill out and have that conversation again later and give some mutual constructive criticism instead of yelling but emotions do what they do, first round is often kind of a shitshow.
>>34517117Meet me in the park tomorrow after lunch. You will know me when you see me.
>>34517125Come lubed boy
>>34517128Like a caveman that cannot make fire.
One language. One nation. Everyone has to wear masks. One man will be the emperor and all shall obey me.
>>34517092You'll never be over him will you
>>34517131The most peggable emperor's clothes.
>>34517132I feel over him, I’m just answering the question. I don’t want to be with him ever again
>>34517135You will understand once your eyes lock onto me and you refuse to look away.
THE HAND THAT MOCKED THEMAND THE HEART THAT FED
I have a God complex. The inly way for it to go away is to turn into a God or whatever humans would consider one.
Another caturday is almost over. How was yours?
I need to go to the club
>>34516968>Zoomers have moved on to tsundere baddiesThis guy gets it
I like to go to the club and fart
I need to disintegrate you.
>>34517142You're in the ATOGA club right now!
Take note incels
>>34517148I was single before it was cool.
>>34517137Yeah, disgust
Need his dick
i told yall, dont play with me
>>34517154Ok, I won't.
>>34517154Why would I want to play with you?
>>34517141I miss my grandma, she went home today.
Would you pass this class?
>>34516405>I want a moid to pet me and cuddle with me like a catAm I the only one who wondered whether you, the moid, or both were like a cat in this scenario?
You shall claw and tear your flesh for you won't be needing it anymore.
I have a disease that makes me unable to read Twitter screenshots or watch tiktoks
the only way to stop a bratty boy is by pegging him >;3
>>34517160It's called etiquette. Rich people pay for that externally. Teachers try to enforce it. Somewhere in euro they take 'empathy instructions/class' which are the same thing. We are behind the world's best platforms.
And what of those that oppose you ask? There won't be any. All will fall and bask in my light.
>>34517160When I was in school, I was sent to an autism program where they tried to teach social skills through paper work sheets and tests. I imagine this is what trained flirting would be like. Uncanny and frivolous.
>>34517075Technically an incel, but still lol'd at your "penny on the floor of female IDF barracks" remark.
>>34516736A lover who is perfectly compatible with my own needs. That's what I want ideally but that isn't what is practically achievable because we're different by our very nature.
>>34517036...wait.Do you guys actually not know why women do this? Within relationships, I mean.Doing it to stranger is just teaching him who he's fucking with.
>>34517138LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
>>34517165moid hands
>>34517159You will see her again! Just think about the good time you guys had today
>>34517172Why?
>>34517172I think moids have also lost the art of being out banted.
>>34517172>Do you guys actually not know why women do this? Within relationships, I mean.Because nobody ever hit them for talking shit?
Despair that it's over. It was the only joy you had.
Post genderWould (You) judge a significant other for using savestates when emulating?
n old high school friend cme across my feed today spouting off some extremely racist stuff and I'm pondering if I should respond to them or just silently block him and hope the rest of the group doesn't realize I did it and start questioning me on it.
>>34517183that would give me the ick yeah
Everything is horrible. Everyone is horrible.
>>34517189except me
>>34517179>I think moids have also lost the art of being out bantedI was pretty sure I knew what you meant but it occurred to me that a clueless man might think the same thing. So I'll ask:What is the art of being out banted?It being an art suggests a positive.My guess was essentially losing with class.
>>34517183MI'd consider them a shitter but I wouldn't berate them for it
>>34517183No. I want >him to finish the game. In the old days they had time to sit around and autistically memorize exactly how to beat a 3 hour level.
>>34517190Ye
Remember like a week ago when there was a study that said the only way to truly fix birth rates was to go give women unlimited money for ivf and just tell men to just suck eggs?
>>34517174oh I wasn't pretending to be a woman :3
>>34517189Poutine is pretty good.
>>34517183I don't even know what this means
>>34517152So ask him instead of telling us damn girl
The Sun scorches skin. The rain is erratic. The snow is melting. The bees are fewer. The whales are dying. The World is dying. I am crying. My tears are drying. Anon is trying.
>>34517200I played Nioh 2 today
>>34517160>Would you pass this class?FI would ace it like I did all my other classes, because the only thing that supersedes my fear of social interaction is my fear of failure. >>34517169Thank you, that means a lot.>>34517195I thought all of the studies said the way to do it was to lower the cost of living and of having children.
>>34517152How long has it been?
>>34517202Not this one
>>34517202>I thought all of the studies said the way to do it was to lower the cost of living and of having children.Do you have any idea how anti-semitic you sound?
>>34517202Do you still need social skills when you're hot?
>>34517191Bants is the art of bullshit conversation.It goes:One person talks one sentence.Another person talks a sentence.Take turns evenly making conversation.Maybe say something exciting or shocking but well rounded for attention.You're supposed to respond to the shocking thing to give attention and not stand there with your jaws on the floor.
>>34517180>Because nobody ever hit them for talking shit?Actually no.>>34517178>Why?They usually go for the emotional gutpunch because they're wrong. They hit you where you're vulnerable to make you lose it, just for a second. Just to get you to call them a cunt or a bitch or otherwise become the asshole.She could've been wrong every step along the way. But once you cross the threshold and act like an asshole, you're wrong and that's now what the argument is about. And then you're the one that has to apologize for a fight that she started.
>>34517210Yes, but that's just what separates rizz from sexual harassment.
There are people that are more knowledgeable about some made up world from a video game or cartoon and they than the real world that they live in and will argue for hours with other people about this fiction. Video game addiction is rampant. Social media is making people braindead. There is more people than ever on this rock. Natural resources are drying up. Everything sucks.
>>34517201It's not a money thingIt's almost entirely because couples don't want to disrupt their lifestyles
>>34517197What you did to urksine was fucked up
>>34517202It's not about the money
>>34517195to truly fix birth rates you need to produce a society where the people are happy, able to carve out a moderate consistent lifestyle without having to worry about overworking themselves, debting themselves to a medical emergency and having a safe healthy community, education and productive habits.That world will never exist, the only world left for us is a world of bloodshed, slavery, proud ignorance and a small percentage of extremely wealthy families ruling over it all, they're going to kill us all either by bullets, by rape by overwork, by suicides, by warfare and by famine like diseases there's no more hope in the world just a rapid race to teh bottom and figuring out how you'd like to die, our owners have graciously for the moment allowed us to choose the manner of our death, our children their children will have no such luxury
>>34517211Ah.Fair enough. I was close but missed the "keep it going aspect". I felt like I wasn't 100%.I agree.
>>34517202>I thought all of the studies said the way to do it was to lower the cost of living and of having children.Yeah, but billionaires won't allow that, so there needs to be a solution which doesn't offend them.
Sometimes I wish I were mute so I could have an excuse for not speaking
>>34517222Not everyone can handle the caloric intake
>>34517226Billionaires are pretty much the only reason has a job lmaoGod I fucking hate populists
>>34517217Maybe it's different for wlw, but how often do straight guys consider hot women flirting with them harass?
>>34517227I imagine selective mutism is a pretty easy disability to fake
>>34517230Ngl if a girl talked to me unprompted I'd probably be annoying regardless of how hot she was
>>34517220What does this have to do with Nioh 2?
>>34517234This is such a load of toads
>>34517210Unfortunately, you do :/
>>34517229You may think yourself above the hoi polloi, but to the elites you're just another rat shitting in their garden.
It's over. Age of human supremacy is about to end. Our greed truly knows no bounds. All comes to an end. The wheel of fortune never stops. It's over. Society is ending. It's the end of the human species. It's The End.
>>34517235It doesn't lmaoSorry meant for >>34517202
Who's the doom poster and why is he glowing?
>>34517229The government is still the biggest employer, and the technologies developed by it like the ARPAnet are responsible for creating the most jobs.
Women would you bite your boyfriend's muscles
Can you imagine a world without diesel engines roaring? A world without light pollution? The bees will buzz on and the birds will chirp on. The rivers will flow on and the waves hit the shores as they've done for as it could. It too will come to an end eventually. All ends.
>>34517242I just think societies with billionaires have historically been better off than societies without billionairesPlus it's not billionaires who are casuing housing to be highIt's the boomer millionaire class who freak out at the prospect of real estate prices falling so they insist on restricting housing that are to blame
>>34517229It's almost as if they've established a monopoly...
>>34517255It's actually foreign Chinese investors buying up shit tons of property here
Anons what should I make of this interaction?> be me, alone in bar>these two girls come sit beside me>they basically talk with each other>eventually, in my peripheral vision, i notice these two girls turn their heads and face me>i notice this and make eye contact for like a split milisecond>just decide to pay my tab and leaveshould I have engaged with these girls? were they trying to say hi?
>>34517255Private equity and foreign investment
A world without ideologies? Unfathomable to the human mind that thrives on petty conflicts and made up stories. Freaks of nature. A human will look at a rock and feel hate. They will take drugs. They will die. All alone in this universe. They call it uncaring. But the universe is neither cold nor uncaring or indifferent. It just is. Scared little animal. So alone. So helpless.
Just won nearly $3k on Sean Brady.Anyone else have anything good happening tonight?
>>34517262How tall are you?
>>345172705'11
>>34517227people used to think I was mute in middle school
>>34517263>>34517261Private equity and foreign investment only make up like a fraction of a percent of the real estate market
>>34517271Maybe
A whole lot of pixels in some virtual cloud. Smoke and mirrors.
>>34517257Over job creation?
>>34517266And yet, we carry on.
>>34517251Ye.Side note; I am full of milk.
>>34517255I don't think the majority of the public would mind the billionaire class so much as long as its government could maintain a stable and healthy life for their people.
>>34517277I feel like I have an unconfident demeanour and I was slouching, so idk about that.
You are going to be dead. Can you imagine what it was like before you were born? You won't have to soon enough. Decay is happening as you read and type and waste your hours here and there.
>>34517284You are full of lard.
>>34517284You are full of shit
>>34517289She is the lard.
>>34517283Every living thing carries on. We are not so special in that regard. We just carry on on the expense of everything else. Worlds most harmful parasite.
>>34517276Looks like it's between 9-21% depending on how it's calculated.
>>34517263>>34517276Also most of the funds that bankroll private equity come from shit like pension fundsSo it's turtles all the way down
>>34517282Do businesses create jobs?
>get out of shower, freshly washed>face feels a bit dry and stiff>rub some lotion on itthis skincare shit is so easy, foids.
How do men shop for clothes?
>>34517301Every year or two I buy a new shirt
>>34517301Hand me downs from God
>>34517301Their mommies buy them.
>>34517295Is the solution to kill all boomers
I think since I can’t feel anything might as well let someone else do it
>>34517308Why do you need somebody else to feel your emotions for you.
>>34517308What
>>34517301Mostly online
>>34517306Plans for Mother's Day?
>>34517301just buy black t-shirts and jeans
>>34517310Because he's a moid! Lolololololo
>>34517301clothes fall apart so bad I have to hide naked in my apartment for a day while amazon ships me two new pairs of poorly fitted tops+bottoms, commando, a giant trashbag of old socks from dead relatives keeps the feet going
The masculine urge to play a fantasy game with hundreds of class/race/gender options and create a White Male Human Warrior
>>34517318Where in Africa are you posting from?
>>34517321chicongo
>>34517301I go to JCPenney's
Bites lip so is my pussy wack enough?
>>34516954I don't have the energy to carry that persona myself but I think the manic pixie boy x moody boring girl pairing is cute and underappreciated
>>34517314Work
>>34517320Pffft, Chads always play mage.
>>34517324Which lip
i miss my mom, she died at 32 to kidney disease and here I am at 37 somehow managing to survive my own kidney disease it's been so long without her now that I'm starting to forget what her voice sounded like
>>34517331That's rough anon. No recordings anywhere?
State gender.Are you physically healthy?Do you feel physically healthy?
She's a liar
>>34517338who
>>34517338Who?
>>34517331I'm sorry to hear that. How old were you when you lost her?
>>34517336F no I feel like shit most days, like I weigh twice as much as I do, and this fucking disc in my back is being a massive bitch
>>34517325We have a supply issue with manic pixie boy. The inventory doesn't exist.
>>34517336MNoDepends on the day, usually no
>>34517292Your hatred is your parasite. It smothers your instinct to move forward.
>>34517343Thats a gay and cringe desire. It doesnt stop being gay and cringe when a woman wants a man to act like that, either.
>>34517336MNo, I thought I was doing alright/better.But I have been having heart issues for two months now and I am taking medication for it, but I don't feel it's helping a much.I've also been having eye/vision issues that several doctors can't fully explain.Recently, I've been feeling close to dying and it only makes me more scared.I'm also taking more magnesium, in hope of it helping.
>>34517336F>Are you physically healthy?Yes, I'm a health nut.>Do you feel physically healthy?Not as healthy as I could feel.
>>34517355Ok, go propose to egg.
>>345173305th lip
Women, is this you?
>>34517331>forgetting what your loved ones even sounded likethats the shit that shakes me to be honest, most other sentimental stuff doesnt get to me but there's something existentially dark about how the most sacred things in your life can be just wiped like information on a hard drive. Very cold and dark.Sorry to hear that friend, I don't really have anything to say other than I hope I don't experience it myself
>>34517363No. Military BF's murder suicide.
>>34517336FYes kind of No maybe sometimes
>>34517363Atp yes
>>34517362The one you give me?
>>34517367Would you cuck him with Jody?
I dont know if anyone else deals with this but I seem to have a lot of girls in my vicinity go "short" , im not sure how to take it - part of me is like "ok well I actually was a random nobody to you , would you really go out of your way to even make the comment?" , it would be like calling any random unc/grandpa short like why would you do it? So I want to check: > is this actually something snide/cruel?> Or is it almost like a lament - like damn , you look decent but you're just too shortOne is understandable and somewhat peaceful, the other makes me have my guard up even more.
>>34517376I have not heard of that being a thing.
Plap
>>34517377its happened about 3X to me but thanks , I thought maybe it was maybe some new tactic I don't know about
>>34517333Nope, just pictures we weren't rich enough to have cameras back then >>3451734114 I took it really hard and my mentality never recovered, i don't think my brothers ever did either, they never smiled like they used to, we've all become withdrawn from each other since then>>34517364I hope you don't either, I know I still love her because every time I think about her a little bit I start getting misty eyed and have to actively put myself back in reality so I don't start crying I watched her die in a hospital bed yet the only memory I have of her is the gown and my eyes so covered in tears I couldn't even see anything but a blur, I may of forgotten the exct date but I'll never forget sitting in the lobby then hearing the extremely loud CODE BLUE CODE BLUE then having to surround her bed with my family and a priest to send her off, coming out of the room and punching the shit out of a vending machine and window in grief, I just didn't want to continue living in that moment, I didn't know how to internalize the pain and just lashed out at any inanimate object I could get my hands on in the moment
>>34517376What are you trying to say
>>34517370I can’t give you anything
>>34517380Are we really losing public etiquette?Do you live in a small town or one of the major metros?
>>34517376They call you short? What's your height? When the comments start?
>>34517385You gave me a reason
>>34517393Reason for what
>>34517396I've found a reason for meTo change who I used to beA reason to start over newAnd the reason is you
Is this a new pill?
>>34517383>>34517387>>34517391I'll try to tackle all these at once as a cohesive answer. I'm like 5 6 or 5 7 in a predominantly nice part of town (major metro) - so even girls (especially in the next generation) are my height or taller. I rarely look down at a girl anymore even though back when I was a teen it was more common. Usually this is just out and about , like in class in uni , in the grocery store, etc. I always try to give deniability - like what else could they be talking about and the only common denominator in the scene is me. I'm short enough now that I kinda stick out for it.
>>34517396To get up in the morning and come home at night.
>>34517404oh shit , this is new I've never seen this before , pretty hype to see what the next gen redpillers are gonna push before it happens.
>>34517404Interesting, I came to this conclusion long ago, but never thought to name it.
>>34517405Ntas I don't think others care enough to say that, let alone in a way you can hear it.
>>34517407Oh no
>>34517376Lol, this may have happened to me once, but she had her phone in her hand, so maybe it was a voice thing.
>>34517411fair enough, good to know its not a thing
>>34517405That's still a strikingly wierd thing to seem to occur more than happenstance. Women with height fetishes need to be called freaks.
>>34517412What's wrongDid you want me to stay in bed
Do avoidant men secretly have the best cocks?
>>34517417I mean, it's a decent size?
>>34517417Nobody will ever know.
>>34517416I’m not the reason you do that
>>34517365only when she becomes a fat dependapotomus who cheats on him :^)
>>34517421They have those in Korea?
>>34517405I've had girls make barf noises as i walked by, but not this yet, thankfully.
Need thicc trivia girlhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/h2BBD9Zf1M8
>>34517420As if there's anything else waiting for me to come to breakfast and dinner
What does double penetration feel like? What is it like to have both of your holes get stuffed at once?
>>34517426Well it’s not me either
>>34517425Holy plapperoni
being a manlet will never ever ever be worse than having a tiny dick and thats just a fact
>>34517431Fuck off, lanklet.
>>34517405What year did it start?
>>34517431I think I need a guy with a small dick, my body rejects big ones
>>34517435Are you that girl with vaginismus who posted here before?
>>34517429It's a smell and a taste that can't be anything else.
>>34517435On a better day I would have made a stretching joke.
>>34517438Whaat
If only I was born attractive enough to be loved by any man i desired
>>34517444Same, but woman.
>>34517444You already are, doll. The men are just retarded rn.
>>34517432eat shit disgusting clubbedpenis freak
>>34517404Pretty obvious every woman here is a lesbian
>>34517444Same but what >>34517445 said
>>34517320>Incels play the masculine grug class>>34517327>Chads play the squishy nerd classHuh
>>34517433somewhere within the last 2 I would say
>>34517451Men often larp their opposite caste.
>>34517444That's a big if
>>34517437No I’m just joking
>>34517424thats rough bro, ive gotten ew before
>>34517443Sweet and delectable.
>>34517458Raper
>>34517425Come on the last one was abstain.
>>34517460A little nibble never hurt anyone
>>34517453trvet. only plays big retarded violent retards in videogames as a beta STEMcel irl
I was born to pound
>>34517464British bankers
Femanons, would you date a hung Jamaican?
>>34517463This is some sort of foreign empathy exercise you guys preform. Do you learn things from being opposite you? I prefer being more realistic like being a cult leader to kobolds as a big thicc godzilla.
>>34517461Even if she doesn't know everything she's still cute..https://www.youtube.com/shorts/maNwBfKD_TY
Won $500 on Joshua Van.>>34517427>What does double penetration feel like? What is it like to have both of your holes get stuffed at once?Yes, the best way to describe it is like you feel full from the anal, but then it lowkey makes whatever is in your pussy feel bigger because of the extra pressure.>>34517467As most Jamaicans are black (and Jamaican), no.
>>34517469no i just think berserker violent murder retard is a kino trope in all fantasy vidya
>>34517471IT WAS A KIWI
Go to hell Korra
Girlies front New York, Pennsylvania, and New England Would you dress me up in Army of Northern Virginia battleflags, tie me up, sit on my face, and say things to the effect of "How do you like that you rebel son?" " Such a gentleman!" or "Let's reconstruct you!" ?
>>34517472>sportsbettingdisgusting goycattle
>>34517475I'm already there>>34517478Gambling is only a sin when you lose.
Look man I tried ok
>>34517473>"do men in stem secretly like to be retarded sometimes?"
I just self insert in video games
>>34517474I know, it's on the $1 coin here.
I just self insert in her cunt
>>34517457Thanks. Yeah, it sucks. It would make some kind of sense if I checking them out, but they were to my side.
>>34517483I know because it looks like the fruit.Bitches love buying kiwi on doordash.
women, would you date a moid with an oral fixation?
>>34517427It depends which holes are being thrusted into and which are just being filled and kept that way. It makes a massive difference where the motion is. Unless they're both getting fucked actively, in which case everything below the waist feels like an vaguely painful mess.
>>34517488I wish. I love making out.
I'm a bad bad rebel son. I need to be reconstructed.
>>34517488Sure. As long as he doesn't smoke.
>>34517487>I know because it looks like the fruit.Kiwifruit were originally called "Chinese gooseberries" until they started growing them in New Zealand and renamed them after the national bird.
>>34517490No surprise
>>34517472Easy money betting on Khamzat, all of media is glazing Arabs too hard. First having UAE vs Qatar in the champions league final, now this.
>>34517467How hung and what are his other qualities?
>>34517471She's cute.Do barracuda think shiney objects are scales?
>>34517490h-hot>>34517492what if he used to smoke but he decided to quit?
>>34517479Trouble with the wife?
>>34517493They also used to be that small and berry like and were bred girthy. I've seen the predecessor.
>>34517479Since when do you care about sin?
>>34517498If he quit, that's fine. I also smoked in the past to satisfy my oral fixation. Now I just chew gum.
My therapist said I don’t meet the criteria for OCD let’s fucking goooo
>>34517469>This is some sort of foreign empathy exercise you guys preform. Do you learn things from being opposite you?>I prefer being more realistic like being a cult leader to kobolds as a big thicc godzilla.NTA.I think it's mostly because I can't be a wizard irl, but I'm already like 75% of a Viking.
>>34517502>Now I just chew gum.I've been chewing on toothpicks, it's been surprisingly helpful
Remember when BV signed up for a speed dating thing and it was canceled because no guys signed up lmao
I could never love a woman who's scared of roller coasters, that's not a trait a serious person has.
>>34517503a-and you needed a therapist to tell you that?
>>34517504Bruh, who told you you can't be a wizard irl? Who hurt you?
>>34517503How about plain old mental retardation
>>34517508No she brought it up herself
>>34517472Washu mean wat kinda ocksent iz dis? Issa Troll ocksent!
Women should treat my handsome face like a source of pleasure
>>34517507I've never been afraid of rollercoasters.I have been afraid of my boob slipping out.
>>34517502I think I'd find it really weird if a woman I date used to smoke.
>>34517510In the highest scoring retard
>>34517487>Bitches love buying kiwi on doordash.Probably because they look like balls
I like the shape of females and how they feel against my hands and penis but that's about it
>>34517505I was definitely a pencil chewer in gradeschool, but I think wood isn't good for your teeth.>>34517507Fuck you. Everyone is allowed to have preferences and aversions when it comes to recreation.
>>34517519That I don’t understand
>>34517516It was a while ago. I only smoked for like eight years.
>>34517515Your ugly ass fat titties should get you thrown out for good on Apollo's Chariot
>>34517514I would if I could see it
>>34517518I always give them big cucumbers too.
>>34517520>but I think wood isn't good for your teeth.yeah, I should find a better alternative
>>34517507I'm not afraid any more but I'm also in my 30s and have no real desire to ride a ride that hits me with a ton of lateral g force or turns me upside down.
>>34517520>Fuck you. Everyone is allowed to have preferences and aversions when it comes to recreation.Not liking roller coasters is one thing, but being afraid of an extremely controlled form of amusement is just silly.
>>34517512oh ok good
>>34517524>only
>>34517506>Remember when BV signed up for a speed dating thing and it was canceled because no guys signed up lmaoActually, I had forgotten.It seems she >>34517361 did too!
Southern menNorthern women No forget that. Southern men and women forever across the entire continent internally.
>>34517525Nah that one is tame. I flex on fabio. The griffendor (or w/e) is rough and so is lochness with side G's.
>>34517529Gum, if you don't mind the stigma of being a gum chewer at work.>>34517531Are you going to make me get into all this? It's not JUST the fear of something going wrong with the coaster. I like keeping my puke and pee inside my own body in public, but the way those rides fling me around and make me tense up is antithetical to that.
>>34517536One day the men and women from Tierra del fuego will rule the Americas.
>>34517534It felt like a pretty short time in retrospect.
>>34517531>Being afraid of a potentially poorly maintained machine that could kill you if it fucks upIdk man I get it. Do you remember that girl in 2007 who had to have her feet amputated after a cable on the tower of power snapped? And the people running that shit aren't trained we both know it.
Northern women exist for Southern men's femdom fun and make more tobacco chevaliers
This is all men want in life.
>>34517538>Gum, if you don't mind the stigma of being a gum chewer at work.guess it's better than the stigma of being a smoker
>>34517536I don't like northern women, they're as cold as their climate in every emotion except anger. Give me a mountain girl or desert girl.
>>34517544No. They don't want that.
Another weekend wasted thinking about him
>>34517540I think anything more than a year would be too long.Like, maybe you have a "cool phase" as a teen where you want to fit in with other retards.But anyway, it's good you stopped. Well done.
>>34517538>Afraid she'll piss herselfDo you have some sort of medical issue?
I as a moid all I want in life is a claymore (sword) collection
>>34517544I like light and colors.
>>34517544No, I don't want to be a femboy living in an empty home.
>>34517542>Do you remember that girl in 2007 who had to have her feet amputated
>>34517553Your penis should be your most powerful weapon
Women, why can't you empathize with incels?
>>34517559it already is.I just think claymores are neat!
>>34517553Ok.*gifts you a sword with a claymore (explosive) inside it*
>>34517546Very true.>>34517551Yeh, I know any amount of time smoking will do damage. I blame my voice on the smoking years. Stopping was a necessity both for my health and my money problems.>>34517552Yes and yes.
>>34517562because you guys are such insufferable cunts
>>34517565They can never take your freedom!
>>34517562I can with some of them. I just can't with the "my shortcomings are women's fault and anything nice you say to me is a lie to get me to make a fool of myself" types because I don't have the patience. Go act like a 15 year old where I don't have to deal with it.
>>34517523What's not to get
>>34517562They don't have that. Why should I?
>>34517562MI don't empathize with incels either.
>JH used to suck on ciggies several times a day
>>34517562Because they have been trained not to reconstruct the rebel sons who need them
>>34517568Stay mad and fat
>>34517577Im a man btw
>>34517575One guess as to my preferred kind of poison stick. It was very stereotypical.
>>34517575They are white after all
>>34517566nice I get a sword and an explosive :D how thoughtful! >>34517569I liked that movie
>>34517584Not necessarily.And the filter isn't.
>>34517548I wouldn't mind a flat chested, slightly depressed 5/10 woman and a brand new apartment we could decorate together.
>>34517572Because you should recognize that they are in pain and need woman's affection. You could fix them but you're too selfish.>>34517581>>Women,>Im a man btw
>>34517585For the man that has everything~:D
>>34517562Because I'm not sympathetic to people who want to take away my rights just to get laid.
>>34517583NTA. Camel?
>>34517588They will tell you the same thing and you know it chud
>>34517583Newports
>>34517587You'd put a hole in the drywall if you were overstimulated, you flintstone.
I am going to try and cuddle my arms.Does that help?I feel so terribly lonely right now and I think only hugging could calm me down. It's 6am..
>>34517598Gay
>>34517588>You could fix them but you're too selfish.Aht aht, I'm not falling for that bullshit.You're not in pain. You are retarded at managing your emotions and mentally ill and want someone to take it out on.
>>34517590Did you ever use those rights to correct a wayward rebel son?
Every white moid's dream.
>>34517601I don't have any children, the fuck is this question?
>>34517602Yuck!
>>34517593No.>>34517595Lucky guess.
Me and my penis are going to bed now
Men, I am thinking of one more glass of milk. I've already had two. If anyone says yes, I will go do it. Yes or no?
>>34517562MIt's not just that you hate women, you guys don't seem to care about anyone but yourselves.Have you ever met an incel that was really close to their family? Or had a close group of friends? Or loved animals? Or was passionate about music? Or dedicated themselves to a field of study?
>>34517603>being this foreign holy barf
>>34517608Yes
>>34517607You can go, but tell your dick to stay.
>>34517605Your clue was more of a giveaway
>>34517590>refuses to have se with anyone but chad>wonders why rights eventually taken awayYou are quite literally bringing this onto yourself. If every woman, between her fuck sessions with chad, partook in charity and gave a crumb of pussy to an incel, none of the issues of the modern world would be happening.
>>34517615True.
>>34517613Alright he says he can stay for another 20 minutes
>>34517620Is that how long it usually takes?
>>34517617You are obviously baiting but there are retards that think like this
>>34517608Drink the milk.
>>34517602Swap Zendaya for Ana De Armis, and the M1A for an AR pattern rifle.
>>34517602Will she let me fuck her ass and call her the n word like JH would?
>>34517617Is she saying the 5'8 unemployed guy was the best fuck? Based slut
>>34517596Drywall? I'm not amerilard
>>34517622Uh maybe
>>34517612>>3451762448ounces of milk today. Why is it so good. Jfc
>>34517617>Muh ChadEvery fucking time. You lot never have any real arguments beyond the magical mythical Chad.
RED FUCKING PANTY NIGHTHELL, I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE
>>34517628Does kyle not translate into britbong? What is the angry white kid in class called back in red coat land?
>>34517624Men, would you play "hide the sausage" with her?
>>34517609>family>friends>animalsThey expect you to have sex and won't respect you if you don't. Even dogs. I got my sister's dog after she moved away, but I had to give him up because he was disgusted with me. Even he didn't respect me, and he could probably smell that I hadn't had sex.
I swear incels are they ones that actually lust after chad, its really gay
>>34517635Based. She's so hot too, especially when she had the pixie cut.
>>34517637Lol, I know this is a troll, but I'm a 32 yo virgin.
Men, how weirded out would you be if you found out a random girl you weren’t acquainted with who’s also kinda creepy looking was using ai to generate images of you two together in both romantic and sexual ways?
>>34517638If you were straight, you would go after the rebel sons in need of reconstruction
>>34517630OK that's too much milk.
>>34517635>mrw my gf wants me to tittyfuck her
>>34517641Is she ugly
>>34517641It's weird but I do that to all my female coworkers anyway, so whatever.
>>34517644Mmmmmmmmmmilk
>>34517629That's pretty good. Anything longer than ten minutes is above average, in my experience.
>>34517641Isnt that illegal now?
>>34517647She’s a 4/10, not fat, short build, boyish choppy haircut, eye bags, acne scars, flat, weird voice
>>34517641I would be flattered but im also a weirdo
RED PANTY NIGHT>>34517499>Trouble with the wife?Not at all. Just implying I am in hell by being here.>>34517495>Easy money betting on KhamzatAPOLOGIZE
>>34517652Does she have glasses? I think she'd look better with glasses.
>>34517655vomit
>>34517656She owns some yea but never wears em.. she can for u tho
>>34517652She sound kinda cute to me
>>34517632>>34517655Did Brock really say that?
>>34517652>short build, boyish choppy haircutWhat do you meanI'd also wonder how the fuck she knew me if we weren't acquainted. Is she taking random candid photos of me to feed to the clankers
>>34517652Sounds like Charlyne Yi.
>>34517571The male obsession with the female form
>>34517641Cute
>>34517663What’s confusing abt what I said>candid photos Possibly, but more likely photos she found from any social media posts you have or any your friends/family has with you in it that she found by stalking u online .
>>34517641You know, that reminds me a few months ago a random girl took a picture of me or at least at something in my directionShe forgot to turn off the flash.
>>34517666Now think about their shape against your mouth, not just your hands
>>34517314my boomer dad decided to take mother's day off from work. I asked him "oh cool, so I'm guessing you're gonna wake up early and help mama around the house?" He said "NOPE I'm gonna sleep in and she's gonna bring me breakfast in bed."True love everyone.
>>34517665She has nice skin
>>34517674Why has your old dad still not managed to get a job where he doesn't work on sunday?
>>34517532Yes
>>34517666Because I'm a straight male with a straight male sex drive and hormones. Women really don't get physical attraction do they
Should I get Space Marine 1&2?
>>34517674This is sad and weird, do you live with them?
>>34517662Conor said red panty night in the lead up to fighting RDA.Brock took the stick and said he was gonna drink a Coors Light because Bud Light wasn't paying him anything, then said he was gonna go celebrate and might even get on top of his wife that night. Jim Cornette talks about it, and it was hilarious.https://youtu.be/cJAZKAwtkZk
>>34517517They modeled the criteria after me
>>34517680No idea what that is but sounds boring and cringe, so no.
>>34517671I'd be curious to see her works but also want her to cut that shit out
sumacmaxxing
>>34517641depends what kinda sexual ways
Of course Korraposter likes fighting sports lmao
>>34517672Yeah I don’t think I’ll ever have the guts to snap a pic of a qt guy in public for that exact reason. Did either of you say anything? How handsome are you that you have random girls snapping pics of you?
>>34517688Sumac deez nuts on yo chin
>>34517687Understandable >>34517690Normal hetero positions that a guy and girl would be in, you wouldn’t be generated doing or wearing anything you wouldn’t irl.
>>34517679I’m a straight woman but sex isn’t all I think about when I look at a random male
>>34517692good because that shit's creepy and inappropriate as hell
>>34517694How big is the dick?
>>34517683Yea they were big shoes to fill
>>34517694Imagine that he's chad
>>34517692Well she already looked embarrassed enough so i just didnt say anything kinda pretended i didnt noticed (though it was very noticeable)I dont think im handsome desu
>>34517697Watch his video on the new York Orthodox Jewish community
>>34517703I don't think she took a pic of you
Women would you suck a dick together with your best friend?
>>34517704>Purple hairYes!
>>34517698lol I wouldn’t use any pics I’d hypothetically take to generate sexual images, maybe romantic at most, or to just look at it. I’m not that creepy >>34517699Average ? Idk, whatever size the ai gave him I guess
>>34517707no
>>34517706I hope not
>>34517696Well my drive is stronger than yours and maybe I saw something designed to capture my attention in such a way before posting that
>>34517691Sue me. It's one of the few things my dad and I ever bonded over. Haven't missed a numbered event since UFC 32, except when I was in basic training, which was 174 - 177.>>34517707Been there, done that. They didn't even buy me dinner.
>>34517704Dang, almost every dream I've had where I've had a wife, looks like a brunette version of her.
>>34517709the inappropriate and creepy part is taking pictures of people without their consentsomeone should report you to the police, you sound like a problem
>>34517709What kind of romantic stuff
>>34517680I played 1 and it was pretty fun.I'd recommend it if you want a dumb 40k themed shooter/brawler to keep you entertained for a weekend.
>>34517704No
>>34517712you wish she did
>>34517716I already said I haven't done so here >>34517692I'm innocent
>>34517713Ew
>>34517701I doubt you'll ever reach my levels
>>34517714I mean, cum is a few calories. Doesn't that count?
>>34517722I can read, the point is that you're fantasizing about doing it, which should get you on some lists
>>34517717Like him and I on dates, Him and I cuddling, Him and I getting married, What our future children could possibly look like.
>>34517724So am I supposed to find women beautiful or not what's the problem
>>34517727Anon I'm just someone online, I'm not someone you know irl, you don't have to worry about me taking sneak photos of you.
>>34517719I dont like how modern gundam (or modern anime in general) looks
>>34517729NTA but nobody wants you personally to be a sexual being. You should get castrated post-haste.
>>34517729Who is touching your penis
>>34517732>you should only care if someone does something inappropriate to youIt gets worse with every post of yours. You're a danger to society with how disgusting and dumb you are.
>>34517738Even hypothetically if I were to do it, how is it hurting anyone?
>>34517729Not if you don’t like anything else about them
>>34517707Yes, just did it today.
>>34517741Now you're just baiting. Congrats. Do you not have anything better to do with your time?
>>34517728for some reason, generating our would-be children is far more unsettling than the idea of even the perviest fetish shit being made with my image
>>34517744I'm not baiting, I said how would it hurt someone, i'm obviously not confused that it could make someone slightly uncomfortable but the images would be clearly ai and not real.
>>34517743What about your non gf best friend?
You guys are being dumb.Genders what is your favorite nut butter?Smooth skippy or we fightin.
>>34517748Oh. I don't think she'd be comfortable with that.
>>34517707GrossNo
>>34517746Just kys, it will be better for everyone.
>>34517749No wonder you’re fat
>>34517749macadamia
>>34517755Thugoff, tubbylumpkins.
>>34517745People have been submitting them and their partner's faces into websites to find this exact thing for years now.
>>34517746NTA. Don't you think it'd be kind of fucked if a guy did that?
>>34517761>latino>thinks his pants turd is a good thing
>>34517734Some have enjoyed it>>34517736You could be>>34517742I'm just exaggerating but if there's nothing else to appreciate then there's at least that
Both genders. Why can't I have this?
>>34517758Why are you the way you are?
>>34517763It knows, it's trying to bait people into getting upset.
>>34517763I'd be extremely flattered if it happened to me, but just like I said I'd understand it making men uncomfortable, I'd understand why it'd make women uncomfortable too.
>>34517767You don't have a cat
>>34517766I highly doubt that. If they had, they would have stuck around for more.
gf found the 12gb futa folder on my desktop award made myself look like a retarded coomer awardcentury of humiliation award
>>34517768you've never even tried it
>>34517772I think you missed the part where I said "if there's nothing else"
>>34517767Because you suck on multiple levels.
>>34517767Asymmetrical face?
Anyone else often not bothered by having never had a relationship and zero potential dates? For the most part I don't think about it but sometimes it becomes too much for me, and I was wondering how you cope when it becomes too much
>>34517776I think you missed the part where this was a response to you claiming some have enjoyed you being a sexual being but it adds up that your intelligence isn't up there either.
>>34517773>12gb futa folderRookie numbers, but still based.
>>34517774STOP BEING RIGHTA FUCKIN 8OUNCE JAR IS $20.
>>34517776Funny cope.
>>34517749>Genders what is your favorite nut butter?FSemen, or just regular peanut butter. Almond butter is a joke.
>>34517782I'm worth it
>>34517780If they didn't then they wouldn't have fucked me but I don't expect you to know anything about that
>>34517786Here you go moids, cum tribute on this post.
>>34517773I love when the trash takes itself out. Extremely satisfying.
>>34517786>Almond butter is a joke.You should see how it effects semen.
Do men get icks?would a girl messaging them "whats up!" give them the ick?
>>34517779It hasn't bothered me yet but I'm worried about being 50 and doomed to a life of unhappy solitude
>>34517794Yes, if the girl gives me the ick, everything she does gives me the ick even if it wouldn't give me the ick if someone else did it.
>>34517794Yes
>>34517792what
>>34517788It's like with gross new food, you have ti give it a try first to know just how disgusting it is but that doesn't make it any more eatable.
>>34517796Yeah I get what you meanI think of either that happening, and whenever someone asks about my sexual experience I really want to change the subject, or when someone says "Ew I could never imagine you fucking someone" it hurts my feelings
>>34517779How old are you? It's not too late unless you're 40 or balding
https://www.playboy.com/read/sex-relationships/women-tell-us-what-they-really-want-in-a-manThink this is the worst one of these I have ever read 2bh
>>34517790It's kind of hot, but I can't cum to a tiny post like that. I'd need a lengthy description of how she'd bounce on it. Or, you know, a boob or something.
>>34517801yes to the first one or the second one
>>34517794Yeah we get icks
>>34517806give us the qrd or be forever silent
>>34517806Well yeah because the site doesn't work
>>34517794On a dating app that's really boring. Maybe if we've known each other a while. Comment on a picture, or something in his profile.
>>34517811This
>>34517805I'll be 28 next monthI almost e dated from /soc/ a few months ago but that's the closest to a relationship I've ever gotten Another thing that bothers me is that if I were to love someone it's more likely that I'd love her more than she loves me because she'd have more fond memories of other boyfriends
>>34517803Weeks hobby you have
>>34517809Both
>>34517817Yeah there are reasons nobody wants to date you.
>>34517819>Weeks*Weird
>>34517820dang...
>>34517824You're supposed to play hot and cold with him
>>34517773Why do you even need a folder I will never understand why men make personal porn collections just find something serviceable online and get the job done like wtf. Liking futa is somehow more gay than being bisexual. Just admit you want to suck a dick and go do it stop projecting that on to women.
>>34517777El mucho checko
>>34517794I used to have a crush on a girl that was real mean to a fat friend of mine once and that made me completely lose interest in her to the point I even stopped thinking about her when fapping. Could that be considered an ick?
>>34517811There's a woman who does the "men should die in wars" thingIdk why I would change for these shitty bitches holy fuck
>>34517825but we're both adults, i want to chat with him and have him send me photos of himself to me.
>>34517794I look at your face and I need a bucket
>>34517822I'm well aware that there are reasons but I feel you're suggesting the way I talk in my posts is why
>>34517806>>34517829>Unironically citing playboy.com for female opinions Yeah you deserve to die alone
>>34517826>Liking futa is somehow more gay than being bisexual. Just admit you want to suck a dick and go do it stop projecting that on to women.im gonna do whatever i want actually thanks tho
>>34517786There's no way women actually like how semen tastes. I can understand how it'd be hot conceptually, but it smells like chlorine.
>>34517828Maybe you shouldn't have been fat
>>34517829>There's a woman who does the "men should die in wars" thingDid playboy rebrand as a feminist thing?
>>34517831i look at your face and my heart flutters
>>34517714I thought you only watched her
>>34517835Why feel humiliated by her finding it if you think there's no issue with it then?
>>34517830I'm teaching you how to girlboss
>>34517544mme
>>34517834Playboy is not a guy brand anymore They dropped the "Entertainment for Men" over a decade agoIt's a chic magazine for girls
>>34517832That is one of them, I said there are more.
Women, do you ever feel nostalgic around Bradford Pear Trees?
>>34517836NtaIt usually doesn't taste as bad as it smells. That dirty pool water smell is stronger with some than others. Some guys it's so strong it does affect the taste like it makes it bitter. Mostly it's pretty mild it's the viscosity and like, glue like qualities, the way it coats your throat that's the weird part.
>>34517665Charlyne Yi is such a fucking cutie, is this an unpopular opinion
Women would you rather be married to at 80? Uncle Chan or Muten Roshi?
>>34517842desu im more embarrassed that i just had it sitting on my desktop than anything
>>34517850They smell worse than my farts.
>>34517846Seeking out and laser focusing on the dumbest shit to make yourself angry is a crazy way to live
>>34517854Nope, I saw my gf today.
>>34517854No, I saw prettier ones.
>>34517849Sothen what do you think is wrong
>>34517853Yeah she's kinda ugly
>>34517851Meh, I like Starship Troopers even though I'm not right wing, and Watchmen despite not being left wing.
To the depressed fucks in the thread: Why don’t you do something about it instead of subjugating others to your misery? Do you realize no one wants to be around you?
>>34517850Lol no but it makes me weirdly self conscious when I catch a whiff of one and make a face in public like "they know I know what this smells like"Only a man could have chosen a tree that smells like jizz and routinely splits during high winds and storms as a fucking street tree. How many cars have been destroyed because of that guys weird obsession with his own bodily fluids?
>>34517846>It's a chic magazine for girlsDo they read it for the articles?
>>34517838It's always been progressive sorta but yeah it's mostly a women's magazine now
>>34517866>no one wants to be around you?Thats the goal idiot, I don't want anyone to be around me. Please fuck off forever.
>>34517851Ignition (Remix) is still one of THE best songs of the 00's even though R Kelly pissed on some kids
>>34517862You regurgitate other men's talking points to the point that you are functionally homosexual.
>>34517866>Why don’t you do something about it instead of subjugating others to your misery?There's no point and nothing worth saving>Do you realize no one wants to be around you?Nobody is
>>34517859Didn't seek it out but was morbidly curiousI come here to focus on dumb shit
>>34517864Yeah but shes like, ugly cute? Right?
>>34517866I don't make other people be around me. That's what I'm doing about it.
Go down on girlies
>>34517852>it's the viscosity and glue like qualities, the way it coats your throat that's the weird partThat sounds pretty bad, ngl. Does it feel like it's getting stuck in your throat when you swallow?
>>34517872What do you suggest I do >you are functionally homosexual.Explain
>>34517876Legitimately don't know what you see, do you just have no standards/self esteem
>>34517866i take care of my mom and dog so if i kill myself i am exiting the world with tremendous guilt and shame on a level i cant really comprehend, so im kinda just stuck atm
>>34517867>Lol no but it makes me weirdly self conscious when I catch a whiff of one and make a face in public like "they know I know what this smells like"MImagine what it's like for us. Lol, the first thought is always "oh fuck, did I not clean up?"
>>34517882What's arrogant about her?
>>34517885I just really like women that are a little ugly is all
>>34517893This one's kinda cute
>>34517893if shes ugly what does that make me...
>>34517890Nta, but she's got empty soulless eyes and a discomforting gaze
Why do all of my white friends have some intense crows feet or forehead wrinkles when they are only around 30 years old?
>>34517899Being high IQ means you understand things, which makes you worry more in the current day and age.
>>34517899Whites age like milk. Imo whites peak the highest, but only sit there for about 5-8 years.
>>34517900She probably saw the news how a white guy killed his Asian wife and hapa children. Maybe she'll start dating other asian guys, hapa guys and Hispanic guys instead?
>>34517903Asians are higher iq than whites AND age better
>>34517899>>34517902I do not understand the obsession with wanting to look far younger than you are as a man. Why do you want people to think you're still some kid.
>>34517906Spoken like a true asian.
>>34517903>Being high IQEast Asians blow this theory out of the water. Ashkenazi Jews don't age well though.
>>34517906but their dicks are tinywhite men are more handsome, aged or not
>>34517908He probably calls himself one but isn't iykwim
>>34517907Fomo Final Boss.
>>34517898Isnt that more "thousand cock stare" than arrogance?
>>34517900White dudes being violent animals really isnt reported on enough or given enough attention. Obviously 4chan will deflect and cope but its crazy.
>>34517910Thanks :)
We're getting into 3rd world hours it seems Gnight all
>>34517912So brown.
>>34517919Good night
>>34517920Of a certain flavor
>>34517926Also why they watch their wives fuck bbc
>>34517890Shes asian
>>34517895See I dont fucking get it, thats why I had to ask>>34517897Hard to say without evidence but take solace in the fact that you might be my type
>>34517926>Most Caucasian men like roughly 60% of them, start balding in their mid to late twentiesIsn't that from dihydrotestosterone?
>>34517933Or maybe it was just the angle. She looks worse/fatter here
>>34517881Little bit. Not enough to cause a panic response or anything but you definitely need a sip of water after to feel like it all went down.
>>34517889I've never considered that lmao. Walking past a tree and your first thought is "fuck did I forget to change my underwear this morning"
>>34517939>She looks worse/fatter herelol, here's one more for good luck
>>34517851I like ASOIAF even though GRRM is a pedo. I did borrow the last 2 books so i wouldn't line his fat pockets any more though.
>>34517899We can't tolerate sunlight we're like newspaper
>>34517943>GRRM is a pedo????
>>34517940I appreciate the swallowers out there even more now.
gn gang, what will you be dreaming of
>>34517946He's not a molester. But have you read what he writes about little girls in his books?
>>34517949A tomboy or goth gf.
>>34517950>have you read what he writes about little girls in his booksNo lmao but this does make me think he has written Arya with questionable words
bf to crawl on and superglue self to
>>34517958i hope ur a foid
What is it like to be talldoes it feel good
Blacks and asians age the best
>>34517960Its hell. When I see a short girl I am overcome with an immense sense of lust,
>>34516405>puts femanon in a collar with a chain leash and treats her like a dog
Why are y'all so boring? Where's the energy? Where's the zest for life?
>>34517882>arrogant womenExtreme barf
>>34517969post hand pics to spice up the thread then
>>34517958A lot of hair gel.Tons of women have this haircut it's literally just face framing bangs.
>>34517960It's nice to know women are lusting after you everywhere you go. Too bad they're boring to talk to
>>34517971Okay, but only because you asked.
>>34517969>energyIt is 3 am>zest for lifeHaven't had that in about 26 years
>>34517963I knew a 5'0 and 6'10 couple
>>34517980mustve felt like she was dating slenderman, wtf is even the appeal at such a difference, for either party.
>>34517942The glasses also don't do her any favors
My ancestors held a small castle and served the princes of Novgorod over a century before anyone there was calling themselves "tsar." Noble status held on until the revolution. I will avenge their titles. I will avenge Alexander II, friend of the family, through physics and unwavering strength.
>tfw not sleeping peacefully next to him in his bed
I wish I knew more about my ancestors my paternal grandfather was able to trace back to the first guy to come to the states in the 1600s but couldn't find anything earlier.
>>34517982Dominance and submission, most like.
>>34517989>Noble status held on until the revolution.Lmao, owned.
>>34517992how much further do you need to fucking go, thats already 400 years of history to sift through
>>34517982Are you M or F
>>34517999f, why?
>>34518000How tall are you, I should've attached that to the first question. mb
>>345180014'10 gnomemaxxing
>>34517996Still here. Still doing better than Lenin's dogs.
>>34517989Extremely based. My dad just told me yesterday that my greatgreatgrandfather was a bit of a nut job that would wear seven clocks on each arm and apparently was a known pendulum divinator that people all over europe came to visit. That explains some things. I love finding out more about who I came from.
>>34518002incredible if trueanyways, some people just like extremes. the same way some couples might engage in some light bdsm but aren't going to go all out and buy a skintight rubbersuit
>>34518000>fsexual intercourse
>>34518003>Still here.I mean only in the same way the the USSR still is, it's not like they replaced all the people when it ended, but they're not communists anymore and you're not an aristocrat. The Russian nobility was the dumbest and cruelest in Europe anyway, that's why they got killed and deposed.
>>34518005a near 2ft height difference is a bit of a overkill though lol, but yea to each their own, waste of good genes for him though if they ever breed
Moids, is your penis big?
>>34518012No, only 7".
>>34518006Its what you get for living in that frozen shithole you call a country
>>34518012I am 6" x 5.5" and I have grown comfortable with that fact. I'm not winning any awards but I am no longer shy about it.>>34518009>waste of good genes for him though if they ever breedfrom what I have gathered from our 4chan biologists, it does not work like that
>>34518003Do you even speak Russian
>>34518017You say that like its a good thing, as if it were not a lateral move
Moids, do you care if a woman has an ugly side profile?
>>34518017Even worse
>>34518008Most of us have post graduate education. None of us have debt. All of us have a foot on each side of the Atlantic. All of us have second language. Title or not, things have worked out
>>34518023Maybe I'd date her if she wore a paper bag in bed
>>34518023Get away from me you hideous cretin
>>34518023Most people have an ugly side profile anyways, its pretty much the default. Seeing someone with a genuinely beautiful side profile is exceedingly rare. Like a four leaf clover.
>>34518025Bro what are you talking about? How could you possibly claim to know that about all the descendants of Russian nobility from a hundred years ago?
>>34518031Your second language is weak. I was clearly talking about my own family.
>>34517998Not everybody is interesting. Plus I'm most interested in the 16th-12th centuries it would just be cool to have some more information from that time about my people specifically.
I can't believe I have a crush like a schoolboy as someone who's almost 30There's this random girl at my gym who I one day randomly decided I really liked (when I was in the recovery phase from a devastatingly messy breakup, because she kinda looks like a prettier version of my ex).It kinda sucks, because I'm to socially awkward and anxious to talk to her and she never goes alone, plus she's there very often with a dude who I think is her bf.I thought I'd be over it by now but after not seeing her for a long time she showed up again today. Shit is so weird man, sometimes I wish I was a bit more normal.
>>34518012no im barely 6". Pretty embarrassing, but some dudes are smaller than that which is is heartbreaking to imagine.
>>34518017My condolences
>>34518044>it would just be cool to have some more information from that time about my people specifically.If you go back that far you have like 100,000 people. What is learning about a handful of them really going to tell you?
>>34518049Because I find it interesting. If you don't get it you don't get it that's ok.My grandfather didn't collect info on every single past relative like he's not adding the wife's parents to the list he was just following the paternal line directly not fucking around with still living 6th cousins or whatever.
>GenderThoughts on the star fox redesign?
>>34516405you are wearing nothing but a collar from now on though
>>34516399Am guy. Think I have a big pimple or like a cyst on my ass cheek. When I get home, do I break out the mirror and x-acto knife?
>>34518012Yeah. I'll never use it though.
>>34518065I don't think turning a pimple on your ass into an open wound that'll collect bacteria is going to give you the result you desire.
>>34518023I like pointy noses
>>34518012No.
>>34518062F, no idea wtf that is and also don't care.
>>34518062Remade for the 4th fucking time in 33 years
>>34518067What size?
>>34518062You really should've attached an image if you wanted any sort of traction.Anyways, they just made Falco look like a real bird and its unsettling.I hope they still make Krystal hot
>>345180737.5"
>>34518074>I hope they still make Krystal hotYiff in hell, furfagAlso >>34518072
I'm 32 and have no idea how to meet women or flirt. Am I too far gone to recover?
>>34518078yes
>>34518074>KrystalIs she even canon anymore? She had what, that one appearance in a spin off game?
>>34518077>furfagI'm no furry but hot is hot, they had NO business designing her like that
Man I want to fucking die, I cant handle this
>>34518080I dunno, I'm not into star fox like that
>>34518023Why wouldn't I? Is she never going to turn her side to me? I like beauty from every angel.>>34518030I had a classmate who was amazingly gorgeous in profile. She wasn't ugly from the front either but slightly underwhelming compared to how her face looked from the side. The contrast was startling enough that I took note of it.Anyway I don't believe this is true, that most people have an ugly profile.
I should start bringing joints with me to concerts so I have an opener when talking to women. Cigarettes are kinda gross
>>34518090stop spamming this shit
>>34518095no
>>34518090Jizzed on it yet?
>>34518095if he has a bbc
>>34517986Because the devs cared about making a memorable and impactful experience. Mike Pondsmith has said in interviews that he decided to work with CDProjekt Red because they showed that they care about the source material.Also the devs were allowed to keep working on repairing and improving the game after it was prematurely released in a state that initially garnered it universal mockery.
>>34517969>Where's the energy? Where's the zest for life?That died somewhere in my early teens.
>>34517899People don't use sun blocker and white skin suffers the most from uv exposure
>>34518071but u still felt the need to reply and clarify to every other anonymous poster that you know nothing about the topic being mentioned? shut your ugly cunt mouth already
>>34517866>Why don’t you do something about it insteadToo depressed.>Do you realize no one wants to be around you?Yes. Which is why I have to subjugate you to my presence here.
>Have you ever been in a relationship where you've lost sexual interest in your partner (or vice versa)>Did you continue to spend time together>Did either of you become resentful Have seen dead bedroom subs and that seems awful, but what if both people lose interest in sex? Or maybe one person was (or is) the driver, and whatever reason stopped initiating and the couple ends up in a virtually sexless partnership?
>>34518107Yes, I need you to be aware that I think you're cringe and lame.
>>34518112wasnt even the one who made that post, just repulsed by your reply to ityou belong in india, you possess the soul of an indian
>menremember to drink ur water
>>34518115>malding because someone doesn't like your furry slopWretched
>>34517062Oy status: Veyed
>>34517160M, I would pass the theoretical part but fail the practical.
>>34517202If you lowered the cost of living, my people would blow their newfound wealth on boats and trips to the Bahamas and then complain that they're poor again.Money doesn't fix it.
has anyone here had success making long term friends from soc?
>>34518126>intentionally bringing more mental illness into your lifeYeah, passing on that one.
>>34517404Hot men + other women, but yes.
>>34518117I drank lots of water today with chia and a bit of lemon juice
bi women, are men or women better kissers? Also non bi women if they have an opinion too
>>34518128its not all inherently mentally ill ppl
>>34518132Lol
>>34518133by your logic, you and most here are mentally ill too
>>34518135>mostTry all.
>>34518136you and i arent mentally ill at least
>>34518137Lol
>>34517866I do, I lift because it feels like self-harm, then I obsess about coding for a few hours to keep my mind busy.But it feels good to demoralize myself a bit too.
>>34518012Why is someone asking about cock size in every thread?
>>34518141it's incels on a demoralization rampage, their only dopamine source besides gooning
I've been single/childless all my life and I honestly don't understand why people hate it so much>you don't have to compromise for anyone>no extra responsibilities>all your income is yours>can hang around the house completely naked>lots of free time to do whatever you want>bathroom is never occupied >no shitty brats ruining your 30s-50s>wont have to bother as many people when you die>or if you get an incurable disease you can go out with a bang without a family dealing with the fallout >but muh companionship Get a dog>but I need someone to talk touse social media >but muh sexMasturbate or fuck a prostitute I can't think of a single reason to be in a relationship. What am I missing here?
>>34518146>why people hate it so muchDo they really though? Sounds to me like you might be projecting a bit.
I want to cuddle with something that wants to cuddle with me and isn't a hairy 5-year-old, also kids.
>>34518146You're missing that people are insecure af and need the constant daily reassurance that someone can deal with them existing and even occasionally wants to touch their genitals. They think they are insufferable and disgusting and can only feel ok if someone tries to convince them otherwise all the time.
>>34518146>What am I missing here?You're autistic
>>34518150Are you a foid? Cause this reads like a foid "men are icky" take.
>individual variation and population variance is inconceivableWhy are atogans like this?
I need to be more active in talking to women. I can’t just wait for them to talk to me. They do, but it’s always women who I’m not interested in
>>34518154No, contrary to popular belief, not all men are coomers like you.
>>34518155Not being able to rely on patter recognition scares the low IQ autist.
>>34518161I'm a coomer for... wanting cuddles, affirmation and mutual sexual acts with my life partner.
>>34518164Yes but more so for thinking I must be female because I don't crave someone reassuring me they are ok with touching my genitals.
>>34518163>rely on patter recognitionGood morning saaaar!
>>34518170N
>>34518141Probably because girls like to goon too
>>34518172*troons
>>34518172People goon to random people stating how big their boobs and penises are online?
call him zucchetto
>>34518163I don't see any answer to that question being better than this.
>>34518175Well, JH does.
>>34518185see>>34518173
>>34518186Evidence?
>>34518189*everyone thinks it's irrelevant, because it is
>>34518131Women
>>34518190It has the gooner mind of a trooner. Thats all the evidence I need.
gn guys ily
>>34518129F or M?
>>34518199Which are also irrelevant because as with aliens, it doesn't really matter to the common person what the elite is doing since there's nothing to be done about it anyways. It's all just a waste of time to keep you from investing that time into stuff that actually benefits you. Like knitting wool socks and changing your bedsheets.
>>34518203>it doesn't really matter to the common person what the elite is doing since there's nothing to be done about it anywaysThat's not what the French thought in 1789.
>>34518207Yeah. So they wasted a lot of time and effort trying to dethrone and scatter the elite and all they did was butcher a few of them just for the next crop to replace them immediately. Nothing ever changes. Might as well invest that time into making a fire in your fireplace and taking a nap.
>>34518208>all they did was butcher a few of them just for the next crop to replace them immediatelyTrue enough, that.>Might as well invest that time into making a fire in your fireplace and taking a nap.I like this advice.
>>34518117no
I need to have sex with an attractive woman ASAP.
>>34518189>>34518213>>34518199>I'm looking at a dozen comment sections and people keep saying it's a psyop to distract us from various things like the Epstein files.Why did you delete?
Why do brown and black people have such a massive inferiority complex toward white people nowadays?They will write cope posts everywhere and obsess over white people when it's irrelevant to the topic such as this thread.Really not hard to understand why they were conquered.
>>34518238They think they are doing something with that. They can't understand that optics without substance are just dust in the wind.
Foids, why do you say things like you want to sit on his face, but you never actually do? Its always just boring vanilla lying on your back when getting eaten out. Its so performative.
Either gender, are you worried about hantavirus and another incoming possible lockdown? It doesn't feel like they have it under control.
>>34518245Nah but I wouldn't mind a lockdown
>>34516399How do I put myself out there in the dating world as a 30yo guy in current year? I can be social and talk to women just fine, I just don't know how to actually like date or flirt or anything. I've noticed that women seem to keep an eye on me (with a smile) at my workplace so I guess I'm not too bad looking, but I also work around a bunch of degenerates who I wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole (even if company policy allowed it).
>>34518245Hantavirus isn't transmissible enough to warrant a lockdown. You mainly get it from rats, only rarely from a person and only from quite close contact.
>>34518245>maleNot worried about the hentai virus, ain't nobody going to pull a coof 2:electric boogaloo
>woke up at 4am from a nightmare>heart racing and skipping beats>spend 2h playing old wordles tocalm myself downWhat an utter shite night.What an utter shite year.
>>34518253>Where to find women like this?Asia
>>34518245MKinda. Apparently the CDC isn't even testing the people they're letting back in.
>>34518245The hentaivirus is only a threat to unhygienic trailer trash like BlueValkyrie.
Ladies, I had a dream where I told my mtf friend that she was cute and we ended up cuddling and we about to sex when I woke up. Am I gay?
>>34518245MI'm not exactly worried, but after all the lies that were told to us during covid I don't believe anything either the government or scientific community is saying about it. And im not at all antivax but we were repeatdly lied to during coivd about literally everything.If hantavirus is barely transmissible why is there so much concern with the contact tracing of passengers?
>>34518263>If hantavirus is barely transmissible why is there so much concern with the contact tracing of passengers?It has a 30-60% fatality rate, covid has a less than 1% fatality rate.
>>34518265The U.S alone had had over 700 cases in the last 10 years though. So again, something is not adding up here about the sudden concern.
>>34518261Probably, does it matter?
I hope aliens are real and they are nice :)
>>34518270>does it matterI'm a guy, so yes it does
>>34518269>So again, something is not adding up here about the sudden concern.A bunch of travelers getting on planes and shit is more concerning, it usually only happens in rural areas.
>>34517404The idea regarding oneself is old. Pretty sure there was a King of the Hill episode featuring it.Anyone thinking that they completely understand an entire gender's sexual desire is delusional.
>>34518259They're doing it on purpose, they want more people to die like last time.
>>34518252Prayer will help.
>>34518006>Why are all fast food workers in my area from India?Something about them getting here because of other Indian relatives
>>34518278Go troll a different thread.
Can cum give you a stomach ache?
I'm just a 24 year old kid. I need a gf to help me get initiated into adulthood.
Watching Poirot season 2 alone
Eating sandvich alone
I have like 6 in charisma but a 2 in wisdom. People I talk to generally seem to like being around me, but I'm too retarded to do anything about it like networking or dating. How do I fix this?
>>34518295I've heard that if you manage to get access into the brotherhood of steel bunker they can implant a chip into you to boost your charisma. I imagine the cost is huge however.
>>34518291This is what cougars are for innit.
Where did all the lonely, single femanons go?
when a woman doesn't reply once, you stop initiating right?or do you guys try 2-3 times before giving up
>>34518303I am not a hunter
>>34518304they never even existed
>>34518304The moids have picked them everyone.Oh when will you ever learn?
>>34518305Do these moid texting games really work? I initiate when I feel like it and reply when I feel like it. Sometimes I text 8 times. If he doesn't like it then good, I'm free to find someone who does.
>>34518304Away
>>34518313double texting makes me feel pathetic. unless its in rapid succession.if I get left on "read" I take it as a rejection
>>34518313Does this mean you will stop texting in the middle of a conversation?
My husband decided to leave me because I reported a coworker for sexual harassment. He said the coworker's comments didn't constitute harassment and the guy just had Asperger's or something and didn't know he was trying to hit on me or that he was being weird.My soon ex husband doesn't even know the co worker. I feel like shit.
>>34518318Mmhmm
>Mom talked to a woman about setting me up with said woman's introverted daughter (not a brownoid so this is unheard of)>Doesn't know I plan to leave the country within the yearMan if she only arrived on scene a few years back.
>>34518305idk it needs to be an obvious "I'm not interested". I've been dumb in the past and taken "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" as "maybe later".
>>34518296But anon, charisma isn't the problem. I don't have the wisdom required to capitalize on opportunities.
>>34518323Whatever happens, do not allow the daughter to keep you in the country if you end up with her.
>>34518323My stepmum hired an adult nanny who she basically paid to date and fuck me. It's a known arrangement when you are psychologically disabled.
>>34518307You're the prey.
>>34518326My Vietnamese-American friend ended up with an arranged marriage to a Vietnamese woman set up by his mother, who'd pimped him out when he was a kid, when she was working as a stripper in America. His Vietnamese wife screamed at him and beat him and he had to divorce her and file a restraining order, but it led to him becoming estranged from his family. Sounds like this could turn out as a similar situation.
>>34518315What's wrong with a little rejection? My friends reject my shit all the time. That's a normal part of socializing.>>34518316If I get busy or can't think of anything to add, yes. That is also normal.
>>34518324i asked a girl out, she said sunday is fine, I texted her would 5pm be okay? and then no response just left on read. shes been slow to reply but its been 5 days now. honestly ive already given up on her, but i want to know what the norm is
>>34518326I won't, but yuro white women hate the US with a burning passion so it seems pretty moot.Anyway she didn't even give me a name or show me a picture and I'm hardly over my ex so it'll probably just fizzle out.
>>34516528Fuck your cringe question. I'm in need of both. I would never settle for a woman who is not capable of being a ferocious cheeta in bed but also a soft loving panda. Are women this flawed? Are they capable of both?
>>34518323Heading to Asia?
>>34518336US, see >>34518333It's a work transfer and so it might not happen, but atp I'm pretty certain it will.
>>34518338Honestly American pussy is pretty easy, so you might want to be able to make the most of that.
>>34518318Sounds like he was looking for a way out.
one time my dad (chad lite) was in a bar with a friend who was a burn victimhe was talking to a woman about how his friend never gets laid, or even a single kiss ever since he burned his face in a housefireso the woman walks over and french kisses the guy, brightening his lifehe died a short while after (he went missing, probably suicide)
State gender.Do your neighbours fight, party or are otherwise noisy?Do you listen in on what they talk about or up the volume etc. trying not to?
>>34518343>American pussy is pretty easy>mfw 30yo virgin burger
>>34518348MThey fuck a lot and don't seem to fight often. Good for them, I guess.
>>34518343>Honestly American pussy is pretty easyWho on Earth actually believes this, American women are notorious prudes. The only time I've ever had success with American women was when they had lived in Europe for many years and adopted European attitudes toward sexual dalliances.
>>34518348My neighbor has Tourette's and screams the N word real loud several times a day He also screams some other Tourette's shit about pedophiles fucking children, idk, it's funny and disturbing
>>34517641It's cute in one way, and a bit weird in another way>>34517866>Why don’t you do something about it instead of subjugating others to your misery?I've been working on it with different therapists over different life changes for over a decade now and have made a lot of progress over these last several years after hitting rock bottom. I still get into a lot of relapses though. >Do you realize no one wants to be around you?Yeah, and that's partly why I'm isolated from most social activities. I feel a lot of regret when my outbursts harm others but I learned that constantly beating myself up over it doesn't lead to any healing, nor does blaming others. Part of the healing process was also learning that I had just as much of a right to exist as anyone else does in the public space even when I feel sad.>>34517899I blame our extra sensitivity to sunlight>>34517957Putting fluffy coats on gf and bf, rubbing gf on bf and having them cling together due to static electricity>>34518012I've been told so
>>34518351on PUA forums they also confirm that american pussy is the easiest (big city girls Im assuming)obviously rural girls are going to be different
>>34518347Awww
>>34518348FThe neighbor to my left is an old lady, who never makes noise but sometimes brings me stuff she baked. The neighbors to my right are only noisy on holidays. They're both at least a hundred and fifty feet from me.
>>34518354>PUA forumsHow about not listening to those dumbasses and their made up stories
I have feet like a ninja turtle, but people still goon to me wiggling my toes
>>34518351>American women are notorious prudes.Anon, this is objectively not true. Lookup sociosexual orientation by country.
>>34518359On onlyfans?
>>34518348FOne of my neighbors is a trump supporter, his son is in his 30s and still lives with him even though he has a full time job, mom was just released from prison because of several DUIs
>>34518343Well I'm not looking to make the most out of pussy, I'm 26 and I want a wife.
one of the greatest mysteries of the world is how I end up getting 2nd and 3rd dates with 8/10s but 7/10s and below always ghost me
>>34518359Post them
A plane will be wiating for me in ze morning. I am going to start living life.
>>34518348My current neighbors are chill, although one of their guests litter. My previous place had drug dealers/abusers and homeless people living above me, making noise 24/7. It was awful.
>>34518376Where are you running off to? Are you traveling alone? I thought about taking a plane trip before but I have no one to go with
>>34518380I'm not going far. I came back to live with my parents because of depression. I feel ready to try life again.
They use the poison baitand to a certain degree it worksbut then the waft of death slowly creeps in, and then the swarms of flies start showing up, and at that point, you must live in with the consequences of your action.
I once overheard my roommate having intercourse with his gf. Odd thing how they can do it with other people in the house.
>>34518382Eastern Europe is paradoxically a good place to go to cure Depression if you can afford it, because much of the old blocky architecture, chipped paint jobs, and local people who never smile will make you feel like a bright ray of sunshine by contrast.
>>34518388I am running away from easter europe however.
I took the poison chalice
>>34518388In fact I am running away from a far more awful place. The Balkans
how do I bag an 8 or above as a 5besides being richshare your secrets women
>>34518389Then you should go to the far north, especially Iceland, Greenland, and Svalbard
>>34518394I prefer somewhere with sunlight.
>>34518393Be really funny and popular. That's really your only shot.
>>34518404I got a date with a hottie next weekshes got a great personality toobut i know it wont work out in the long run
>>34518398Malta.
>>34518393Being safe, gentle, calm, being strong and healthy, having interests to engage in regularly, adhering to your morals & values
Nathan? Satan?
>>34518023It's already hard enough to get one angle pretty, why worry about every one of them?>>34518117I get my 8 glasses a day. Remember to consume a balanced mix of electrolytes with it!>>34518146Most people for most of history couldn't survive and thrive completely alone even if they were introverts. They always had a network they could rely on and relationships are one of the foundational ones that built it up. Some people could handle being alone more than others, but it all exists in a spectrum. For every natural loner you have people who need relationships like zoomers need wifi.
>>34518408Translation: Be over 6ft and a millionaire
>>34518408This describes a fat and balding man.
>>34518417>>34518418Moids are impossible.
>>34518419What's wrong with what I said?
>>34517766Why would I do that
The thread is too slow for me right now to waste my bait. I will see you later.
Thank God that guy left...
>>34518410Samuel. Samael.
>>34518348MMy neighbourhood is mostly calm, except for some children playing on the street.BUT whenever there IS somebody screaming/fighting, you bet your ass I mute my volume and put off my headphones to hear EVERYTHING.
https://youtu.be/k20WB6IyfzMPrincess or nah?
>>34517883I suggest you talk to women in real life and realize that most of us are traumatized by moids. Then start being better to us.
>>34518431Is there a source for this webm?
>>34518429Who?
>>34518439He think I left.
>>34518432This is why women file for divorce more.
>>34518417I'm sorry that that's what you hear, it must be difficult to feel like you're not wanted because of shallow things largely outside of your control.
>>34518390What gaem?
>>34518435Internet.
>>34518439The master baiter
>>34518432FAsmon is right, that girl is a whiny parasite
>>34518348No. The worst of my neighbors have been breeding and abusing animals next door. There isn't any law to prevent this in NC. I have called. At most I can noise complaint if they start screaming after 10:30. Yes it's pitbulls. I also deliver to a dumb bitch that tries to rage bait me every time. She has a dog on a thick chain in her backyard, fully visable.
Explain everything to me.
>>34518450Everything is all the things ever rolled into one word
>>34518447I had a shirt with that
>>34518454I read.
Coffee or energy drink
>>34518432MNah
>>34518457you chug a double shot espresso and you go to bed immediately.
>>34518457Coffee. Buy fresh whole beans and grind just enough for the day.
>>34518457I don't take those things. I don't even drink coca cola.
>>34518457Unsweetened chai tea.
>>34518462That's pretty based
>>34518462Chinese spy
>>34518457Welbutrin
>>34518432F, I think the old guy's advice is wrong. The bf is covering all the bills and rent, providing like a husband would, so she can work on the debt, which shows his commitment. Usually when men tell a woman she has to do something first before he proposes, it's manipulative and he has no intention of marrying her, but in this case, he's protecting their future assets as a married couple while still showing her he's a provider and committed long term. 90k is fucking wild.
>>34518432MThe guy might be a king, but that bitch ain't no princess.
>>34518457Also RB summer flavor is going to elevate margaritas
Femanons will be mothers one day
>>34518465Good morning, sir. Chai is Indian.
>>34518457I have to take heart medication recently, so at most I'm having a vanilla coke can.
>>34518473It's my first mother's day as a mother.
>>34518477And her ass is on atoga! Rough
>>34518473Hopefully not me
>>34518483(':
>>34518477What was childbirth like
Moids, do you really think you can beat female athletes or are all of you just dumb niggas?
>>34518473Yeah nah, avoiding pregnancy has been my top #1 goal since I learned about it and so far it's been reaffirmed at every life stage
Men, are condoms supposed stop above your base or is it supposed to be flush?
>>34518490psyopped, rip.
>>34518492It's supposed to go over the balls.
>>34518493How do you know that you're not the one who was psyopped?
>>34518494That’s what I’ve been doing
>>34518488Wholly unpleasant, but still better than the newborn stage.
>>34518492Flush.
>>34518495Cause of existence, but y'know, maximize profit and all that.
Sinful flesh...
>>34518493Wanting to avoid irreparable physical trauma, teen pregnancy and single parenthood is like getting "psyopped" into wearing a seat belt
>>34518483
I haven’t been pooping right
>>34518506https://youtu.be/W7PBIb8vUlA
>>34518498If it’s not flush does that mean it’s too small or too big?
>>34518506NOT THE MAMA!
>>34518507Same. It's the stress getting to me.
>>34518507>>34518512Too much or too little?If too hard/little, then dried plums and potentially magnesium can help.
>>34518497So getting kicked in the nuts is still worse, huh
>>34518501>maximize profit and all that.Ah, so you've been psyopped.
>>34518472Brother I love the lemon redbull
>>34518523>BrotherBro...
>>34518517He has a point you know
>>34518517Postpartum & newborn stage worse than birth worse than getting kicked in the nuts
>>34518474You asians all look the same
>>34518523It's sudachi lime, dumbass.
>>34518526>BroSenpai...
I'm back to spew my irrelevant gobbledygook
>>34518532I was referring to the color of the can ACTUALLY
>>34518519If you say so.
>>34518523>BrotherBV says xe's a woman, tho
I only poop once a week
>>34518510Yes, probably. But if you need a bigger on to accommodate your girth then it's fine if it's too long.
Childbirth used to be fatal. Then Man found a way to reduce the number of deaths. See how the Woman thanks him today.
>>34518492NAM but you have to unroll it all the way and it covers around 2/3 of my bf's shaft
>>34518538It's your conversation.
>>34518544What are you on about.
>>34518533>>34518539I didn't know it was BV I just assumed it was an anon...
>>34518537Goddamnit, why are the cans yellow.
>>34518546Assuming that you're not NTA intercepting someone else's (You)s, you're the one who started the claims.
>>34518553If you say so.
>>34518547Niggas can't read edition
>>34518552Gottem
>>34518542It was women - midwives - actually, that suggested the male doctors wash their hands beforehand, that caused a significant drop in maternal deaths.
women, would you kiss my hourglass?
>>34518556Thou art the pot.
>>34518558You wouldn't even have hospitals if it were not for war and men.
>>34518542The man, the myth, the legend
>>34518547This happens to me too at night when I have my red light filter on, the names are too darkened to read and I accidentally reply to her sometimes
>>34518557This is rage baitLime flavor, yellow can.
>>34518558>>34518562Lies come off your tongues like melted butter off a knife
>>34518563>and I accidentally reply to her sometimesLol
>>34518560Shuttup kettle
>>34518566Wdym?
>>34518571I was referring to the woman not you Sir.
I need new material hmmmm
>>34518573Fair enough then, Sir.
butt eating is a meme right? no one is actually into that RIGHT?
Women if your back hurts remember there a treatments for this. Such as breast reduction surgery.
>>34518578I'm not that into it but I need to do it in order to survive
>>34518571There's records from a 18th or 19th century maternity hospital in Vienna and the births attended by doctors had a much higher maternal and infant mortality rate than the births were only a midwife was assisting
>>34518578My back hurts from carrying conversation here.
>>34518577I did not see the second t on the first word
How do I know if my life is completely fucked at 30?
>>34518586If you have female privilege, life is never over.If you're a man, well it was over mid puberty.
>>34518583So you're a masochist then, that explains a lot
>>34518588The moment a woman shows signs of aging, at age 21 or earlier, her life is over. Men have it so easy
>>34518590lol.
>>34518586I don't think that you can be "completely fucked" at any age as long as you still have the will to live a fulfilling life. Having a plan for where you want to be is very important though
>>34518586If you can't obviously tell, there's probably still hope.
>>34518582I guess they didn't try hard enough to make a discipline out of that
>>34518517>I never hear a man say "come on, hit me in the nuts again."I mean... If she's pretty I would.
>>34518593>Having a plan for where you want to be is very important thoughEveryone always talks about life plans, but I've never had a plan. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing or where I even want to be. My STEM degree is worthless (community college info systems bachelor's), I'm trapped in a McJob with no growth prospects, and I'll probably completely miss any chance of having a family before it's too late because lmao I ain't meeting anyone working graveyard shifts. I'm still with my parents, and the only real upsides I can claim is that I don't have any crazy debts, I've never had any legal issues, and I have some savings/investments.My big "plan" was to get a programming job (because I was decent at it, no passion) and coast off of that without getting involved in drama or ladder climbing, but that kind of fell apart when I lost my job and nobody's replied to my applications over the last 3 years. I've never had any drive or motivations in life, and my prospects feel exceedingly bleak.
>>34518477Grats
>GenderIs Mixtape game of the year material?
Who is your celebrity crush
>>34518624Liv Tyler
Tuna salad with crackers are my heroin.
>>34518624Billy ZaneHenry cavilDamon albarnLana del Rey
I missed out on teen love but I don't really care at this moment. What good would it had done me?
>>34518624Probably Keanu Reeves. I'm a guy, but pretty much everyone else in Hollywood seems like a not great person.
muh teenage love, shut the fuck up already
>>34518542>Then Man found a way to reduce the number of deaths. See how the Woman thanks him today.NOT ALL MEN>>34518577>butt eating is a meme right?No, but the key is to not put your tongue inside. That's gross.>>34518624>Who is your celebrity crushI have a few
>>34518624Hugh Dancy
>>34518638>but pretty much everyone else in Hollywood seems like a not great personDon't say that about snood...
Tbh my life would probably be in a much better place right now if my parents forced me to join the school track and field team. People at school low key tried to peer pressure me into joining because I was decently fast in gym class with no training, but I refused because organized sports are gay.
>>34518643>snoodWhat the fuck kind of sneed name is that? Literally who?
>>34518644Doing no sports as a teen also fucks up your build for life
>>34518647At least I was rocking the skinny twig build back then instead of being fat.
>>34518640>No, but the key is to not put your tongue inside.didn't know you were lame like that
Anons did you get your mom her gift yet?
>>34518656Ye
>>34518624
>>34518624Not a celebrity exactly I'm so gay for Tomomi Nishimoto rn https://youtu.be/vGFqG0ABqg4
>>34518646Snood!
Why do women post random selfies on their ig stories occasionally? Some do it daily.
>>34518492Does it matter if your FWBs don't use condoms at all
>>34518492you're supposed to stretch it over your entire lower body. like pants
>>34518660She always sits at that angle and always poses for pics at that angle to hide the mole on her right cheek. You can notice the bump in the vid.
>>34518666Attention economy anon.
>>34518663Anon said celebrities, not niche e-whores nobody has ever heard of
>>34518672Ok boomer
>>34518656No. Why should I? I'm not even texting that bitch.
>>34518669why should I give a fuck over a beauty mark
>>34518666>mfw I've only ever posted one pic of myself to social mediaI've been using the same Facebook profile pic for damn near 20 years. I don't get how people just take and then post pics of themselves online all the time. It's completely foreign to me
>>34518669Yeah but have you seen her hips?
>>34518677It's funny since she obviously cares
>>34518660Not even the hottest Botez sister. I'd smoke Andrea's shit out of a crack pipe. >>34518652>didn't know you were lame like thatSorry, I invested all my freak points into other stats and neglected the scat tree.
>>34518682I dont care if SHE caresI find her attractive even if she has a beautymark>>34518683looks to asian for my taste
>>34518683>the scat tree.nothing but good clean booty fun here, sorry
>>34518660Do you think she takes it up the ass?
>>34518680My sister made my ig a few years ago I still have no posts and no profile picture
>beauty markThese simps are insane. The Botez whores have a good grift going.
>>34518694A lot of other chess e-girls mog them.
>>34518693Based af
>>34518656MDidn't get her anything She's the type of person that giving her nothing is better than getting her a bad giftPlus anything she wants she goes ahead and buys or if you get it she bitches about you wasting money so not dealing with it
>>34518691Nah, she's the type to call you gay if you suggest it
WomenWhy do you do that thing where you cross your arms while walking? Never see men do that.
>>34518691she's romanianshe'll eat out your ass for a purse
>>34518700This confirms my suspicion. I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body
>>34518703Yeah I'm not into buttstuff on myself
I wanna give her a kiss on her soft velvety cheek
>>34518690>nothing but good clean booty fun here, sorryThe rectum holds back horrors beyond human comprehension, no matter how many enemas you get, you can't disinfect your colon.>>34518700>Why do you do that thing where you cross your arms while walking? Never see men do that.Because I'm in a bad mood, but I also have places to be.>>34518707Have you tried it? I think you're missing out.
>>34518656Technically yes. I deliver it tomorrow tho cause I have to work.
>>34518712Why would I want something in my butthole?
>>34518715Your kids will grow up hating you.
>>34518422Do what
Do femanons like sitting in their bfs lap or is that just teenage girls?
Gender what is your opinion on getting a new pet after the previous one passes away?I feel like its a huge betrayal of the memory by just replacing the one you lost. My family thinks its good to fill the hole left behind and to help you cope
>>34518745FIt's ultimately best to move on after a loved one dies, but you shouldn't do it immediately. Having time to properly grieve and keeping mementos of the deceased pet are also important.
>>34518743That's just teenaged girls
>>34518745MWhy do you need to be monogamous with pets?
>>34518700Angry or cold>>34518743We want head pats when we do that. Does it hurt your pee pee?
hey femanon do you want to play doctor with me?
>>34518749You can't sit in anyone's lap so of course you cope
>>34518745MYou can never replace the void left without them, but that void doesn't prevent something new either. There's a lot of pets in the world that need a good home. Once you're ready and have processed the loss, I think it's a good thing.
>>34518712>The rectum holds back horrors beyond human comprehension,the bowel health of the average american is most certainly a horror beyond human comprehension, yeswhat's so hard about a soapy finger up there?
>>34518751>We want head pats when we do that. Does it hurt your pee pee?You are over 30 years old. Why do you talk like that?
FAre people really this racist? I'm an average black girl, not hot but the main guys who have been interested in me have been white, probably because I'm nerdy and we have things in common. I've been talking to more people online lately and they seem to get initially disappointed and want to let me know I'm not their preference, but when I exchange pictures with these types they're always ugly and tell me how pretty I am. Why are so many guys like this now? It's so off-putting.
>>34518348MThere are 3 young women that live above me. I think one of them is mentally ill or something because every now and then I hear her scream or yell hysterically. Woke me up one time. Haven't heard her yell in a few weeks tho.
>>34518745MYou probably got the pet for a reason in the first place. If you enjoyed caring for a pet and you now don't have a pet anymore, you now again have a reason to get another pet. You just have to remember that the new pet will be a different individual with a personality if its own.>I feel like its a huge betrayal of the memory by just replacing the one you lost. That seems to me a weirdly jealous mindset to have. But don't get another pet until you've had time to grieve, and feel ready for the responsibility again.
>>34518323How do you get your mom to do this?
>>34518760People online, and especially on 4chan seem to be very racist, yes. It's silly.
>>34518760So you're mad they're not into you despite their racism?
>>34518318This thing should happen more often. It should be called "#YouToo"
>>34518771I feel like it's gotten worse.>>34518773You completely misread that, they inititally are and then change their tune when they see me, despite being ugly themselves.
>>34518757NTA but it's not good to get soap in the butt. It'll irritate the lining in there. Kinda like when you get soap in your eyes.
>>34518779>I feel like it's gotten worse.Yeah, society in general seem to have become more hateful and hostile since I was growing up.
>>34516399I've got goth sexualisation fatigueAnyone else?
>>34518760How do you feel about ugly men who had a positive impression of you the entire time, even without a face reveal?Asking for a friend who's too ugly to be racist.
>>34518782Never
>>34518782I have gyaru/bimbo underappreciation fatigue
I have blonde and big breasted women fatigue
>>34518745>huge betrayal>help you copeBoth horrifically shallow takes
>>34518781It really has, deeply upsetting.>>34518784What makes you ugly? If we were getting along I don't see what the problem would be
>>34518760>Why are so many guys like this now? >now
>>34518802Idk, I feel like it was not as bad like less than 10 years ago
Sex should be illegal KILL ALL SEXHAVERS!!!
>>34518806nah lets kill incels instead
>>34518805There are so many nerdy black guys, it seems like you are seeking out the white guys atp
>>34518800I'm ugly because of the usual reasons-- skin quality, skeletal shape, hairline, etc.Racism has seemed stupid to me my entire life because (1) good and bad people seemed to come in every culture and color, and (2) my favorite TV show as a child was Star Trek, and racism wasn't allowed in Star Trek, and my favorite adult was a dark-skinned brown Mexican man who would talk about Star Trek with little kiddie me.
>>34518760>Are people really this racist?Yes, people are naturally pedos and sexist too, it's why the world is shifting extremely right ove the years, UK just repowered reform, US you already knwo about that crash out and Germany has a party ppoised to take power that wants to murder everyone, turns out just going after the others appeals to people even if they don't want to admit it the world effectively says this is normal, this is okay, but only if you have a billion dollars
>>34518760>why dont the hot white guys call me pretty instead of the ugly ones
>>34518796explain why
How the hell did I jerk off for 30 minutes. Felt like 10
dog barks feel like being stabbed in the ears by nails and broken glass :(
>>34518807PLEASE KILL MEEE
>>34518750This should be implemented. Getting new pets should be seen like remarrying after your spouse dies or having a new kid when yours died. Just a very weird aftertaste. You should also not be allowed to have more than one pet.
>>34518760>Are people really this racist?Yes, they really are.>want to let me know I'm not their preferenceAs a form of rejection, or trying to tell you you're an exception to their distaste for black women? I've gotten both, and from all sides.Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again, the biggest supporters of racial superiority are the worst examples of it.>>34518807>nah lets kill incels insteadThey're genetic deadends. There's no real harm in keeping them around.
>>34518824Cut out all vocal cords of dogs.
>>34518828>They're genetic deadends. There's no real harm in keeping them around.they're fucking annoying
>>34518809Nerdy black guys have never shown interest in me >>34518815Skin quality and hairline I could understand, but skeletal shape sounds like some weird physiognomy thing. Which generation of Star Trek is your favorite? I never got around to watching it even though I should.>>34518817It's all so tiresome>>34518818Meh, hot people usually aren't very interesting to talk to. I have gotten compliments from a few but it doesn't mean much when there's no depth/connection.>>34518828>the biggest supporters of racial superiority are the worst examples of it.
I should shower
>>34518828>Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again, the biggest supporters of racial superiority are the worst examples of it.So trve sis lets import 900 million indians to own cletus and his chud friends
>>34518836That wouldn't even really cover the costs of getting the materials and making the costume, let alone pay for the loss of dignity.
>>34518841As if the average person has any say on this. The evil pedophile elites in charge do not care about you because you're white btw. They let the indians or whoever else you hate in because it means more profit, you're not profitable enough.
>>34518831I wouldn't do that to a dog and also the dog is not mine (I would never own a dog)
>>34518841nta>Men blame random women for uncontrolled immigration instead of the retards in powerA tale as old as time.
>>34518850Where are the legions of female chuds then?
>>34518835Eighties/Nineties Star Trek is my favorite era, but it's difficult to recommend because each series in that era starts off with weaker writing in the first 1-2 years, and the writing only becomes good in the 3rd year.If you're willing to try 2 (two) different TV shows, then here are two episodes for The Next Generation and for Deep Space Nine that are commonly used to show off for potential new viewers.Star Trek TNG S05E02 - Darmokhttps://mega.nz/file/b6hFBTLJ#CKsAhCsNVloXv-NpsDwr82xT8U_YjOCZiA8nT6rayGsStar Trek DS9 S04E03 - The Visitorhttps://mega.nz/file/K3BxXbSZ#OSCGs1qOZWCUDD8Fz_ZG8gmMeI1pa8FP34Kua59Q05U
>>34518850Absolutely not what he was saying at all my retarded baiting friend
I think the worst case of hoeflation can be discovered in the asian female
>>34518850Leftists are actually anti-open borders. That just became a recent thing. Republicans have historically been pro because it means cheap labor and always having someone to feel superior to, also immigrants have been used as scabs since republicans are also anti-union/anti-workers rights (aka, putting actual working class americans first). Shouldn't you know this or are you just a reactionary polfag
Femanon ever want to try the taxpayer position?
>>34518820What's there to explain? If you lose a pet/friend/spouse/child, quickly getting another one to distract yourself indicates a lack of depth of character and emotion.Refusing to ever get another pet/friend/spouse/child because one died and you can't view the formation of new connections as anything but replacement and distraction demonstrates that you think the same way even if you cope differently. And in choosing this latter method while looking down on the former you're simultaneously outsourcing your grief onto the deceased who can't care and would likely prefer your being happy, and posturing moral superiority (in times of grief no less) despite of your similar way of thinking.
>>34518850sorry meant to reply to this retard >>34518852
>>34518852>If you're not seething about blacks, gays, and Jews 24/7, you must be a woke progressivePeople with black and white thinking are the worst. And again, where's the blame for the men in power? I thought men were big on accountability?>>34518859It's not bait to call someone a retard, retard.>>34518861...So, you agree with me?
>>34518867Don't know why you're pretending to be me.
>>34518836>>34518842They're right. Intricate bs like that is minimum 1k.
>>34518868Retard retard sitting in a tree
>>34518846>w-well the average person doesnt have a say..>btw.. t-the billionaires uh... how can i make this about the billionaires if i can assume this person has some sense of kinship for billionaires.. nice goalpost shift>you're nor profitable enoughis the current status of indian slave labor supposed to be some sort of own or counter to what im saying>>34518850im blaming a specific person for their obnoxious deflecting tactic of "heh you aren't an olympic athlete that looks like he was pulled from a hitler youth propaganda poster? that makes it a bit ironic for you to not want to live in Brazil 2.0, huh chuddy?"
>>34518870I'm having a rough morning!!!! This is my post >>34518861 and I was just replying again to say I made an error. I'm not pretending to be you
I just ovulated really hard it looks like I pissed
>>34518873You're retarded and you should kys. fuck off back to your containment board>>>/pol/
>>34518877Maybe you need a baby in you
>>34518874Oh okay, I'm used to people getting mad at me in these threads because I don't just let them turn into reddit-tier circlejerks.>>34518878>Criticizing /pol/ opinions is /pol/ content, but not the /pol/ opinions themselvesNow that's some gaslighting if I've ever seen it.
Women should stop getting boyfriends because it makes them lamer. My quirked-up friend who had a lot of interesting traits just talks about sex now. And my girlfriend herself is boring now too. What a waste of creative spirit.
>>34518878>get mad>give up on counterarguments completelyyeah thats what i thought, faggotLMAOMAO
>>34518885You already posted this yesterday and we already established that most men consume a woman's spark.
>>34518891Yes, which is why I say they should stop getting boyfriends
>>34518891How?
>>34518887don't care, this thread is for asking the opposite gender and you've done enough derailing with your polshit
>>34518832Yeah, but I'll take people being annoying on the internet over being annoying irl. The good thing about most of them is that they don't get out much.>>34518841>So trve sis lets import 900 million indians to own cletus and his chud friendsYou know, I shit on Indians a lot here, but there are some genuinely good Indians I've had the privilege to know. Mostly second generation citizens if we're being honest. And I would take those individuals over some morbidly obese right-wing loser that contributes nothing but hatred to society. >>34518850That's because the losers they voted for can't stop sucking the dicks of the corporations that got them elected. Corporations that are behind the influx of H1B visas, like Google, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, and Amazon. Crazy how they were all talking about how Musk was a leftist/communist/libtard, now they're all buying Cybertrucks and using Twitter. Conservatives are legitimately retarded.>>34518860Asian women pull off the whore look better than any other race, tho. Especially with lots of tattoos.
>>34518891there's something nauseatingly self-indulgent about calling anything a person's "spark"95% of all people have absolutely nothing to say about anything, you never had a fucking "spark", you're nobody. You're nothing.
>>34518893So why did you feel the need to repost this? >>34518897Making them use the energy that sustained their spark to make the man's life better.
>>34518907Damn, someone's lost their spark long ago.
Jesus Christ.Girls, stop getting ugly chest tattoos. Are you all stupid? It looks so bad.
>>34518907Seething
>>34518828>There's no real harm in keeping them around.They like to commit shootings are you serious lol
>>34518856Ooh thank you anon! i'll watch these later today, going to the farmer's market
>>34518915chest tattoos? booooback tattoos? SEXOO
>>34518877>I just ovulated really hard it looks like I pissedWhy are women so disgusting?
>>34518348>State gender.>Do your neighbours fight, party or are otherwise noisy?Probably, my family tunes it out>Do you listen in on what they talk about or up the volume etc. trying not to?Used to because they talked really loud, now I dont care and wish they would at least have the courtesy to whisper or talk low.
>>34518920Yikes, now she's gonna die early
>>34518918Have fun shopping, I hope the weather's good where you are.
>>34518920I fuck with this. Dunno why so many men are gay, not just here.
>>34518930Thanks anon <3 I'll save some extra honey for you
>>34518915Speak for yourself. The only ugly chest tattoos are on Bonnie Rotten.>>34518917>They like to commit shootings are you serious lolOut of how many? With how lonely young men are, the amount of school shootings is pretty much an anomaly. There's literally only been three school shootings this year. One, the principal got shot in the leg while detaining the shooter (they threw a party for him just recently), the second was a terrorist, and the third was some old guy in Michigan that never even made it into the building.Incels aren't nearly the threat you Elliot Rodger obsessed losers like to think they are.
>>34516552>moids are incapable of loveOnly a true femcel will say something like this...
Eating choccy, life is good.
Reading memoirs of my ancestors from 1864, life is good.
>>34518745I understand being tied to the memories formed with one pet, but remember that that was their entire lifetime, while it is typically only a small fraction of yours. You have the right to grieve the loss of a beloved pet, but don't forget your own potential to lead more pets through happy lifetimes. Your role as an active caretaker is much greater than what this moment of grief is making you think
>>34516552total acescum death
My ears are ringing
>>34518768I didn't, it was a convoluted story that went through a third party that happened to mention and describe me to a customer of hers, leading said customer to contact my mom, who works in the same building.
https://youtu.be/K5-6b5auAuY?t=640Can you be a stepdad without being a cuck?
Do you guys think I can ferment lemonade
>>34518920I usually dislike tattoos, but honestly if my gf got some stuff of her ass or lower back I wouldn't mind...
>>34516543>>34516552This makes sense to you, because for women like you, romance is purely a practical affair. You are only concerned with having your animalistic breeding habits secured, you don't seek the spiritual heights of the erotic, the sensual, the union between two beings. Even beauty is a temporary tool for securing a mate, and not a good in itself.Where you get the idea that a man providing and sacrificing for you for little in return is some higher, more "respectable" form of "real love" stems only from your belief that you deserve to be loved unconditionally.>>34516558That study was retracted by its creators FYI
>>34518920Eh, I associate tattoos with brands of cattle or slaves.
Kill all women who are shorter than 5’6
>>34519004What about men
>>34519004*hides in a mouse hole and laughs at you*
Atoga is being disturbingly murderous this weekend.
>>34519003ntaIf a person gets themselves tattooed based on their own personal choice, how can they be cattle or a slave?
>>34519009>on their own personal choice,NTAThe thing about cattle is that all their tastes are decided by someone else from the get go, its why so many people get the same cliche bullshit tattoos.the desire to get a tattoo stems from the fact it was once edgy and counterculture, now its become passe
>>34519014I'll be honest I find the whole "You're only brainwashed to do things I don't approve of" thing to be a dumb cope for people who want to feel smarter than others.
>>34519018to be honest I find posts like these to be a bit weak and pathetic
why are men like this?
>>34519020Why? What's so weak and pathetic about thinking someone's coping to feel superior over others?
>>34519004Why? Were you rejected by a womanlet?
this is bullshit r-right?
>>34519009>>34519014Neither of you.I believe we can agree that if you get "into room with vigor" in Chinese tattooed on your back because you thought it was the translation of "ad astra per aspera", you are at least 50% cattle.
>>34519021This is like those bitches that get some guy's name tattooed on their face and then cross it out when they break up
>>34519028Explains a lot about bv and her "oral fixation"
>>34519029>I believe we can agree that if you get "into room with vigor" in Chinese tattooed on your back because you thought it was the translation of "ad astra per aspera", you are at least 50% cattle.Not really, that's just being an impulsive retard who doesn't do proper research before making life altering decisions.
>>34519023The fact that you're making your inferiority complex really obviousand no, "brainwashing" is giving yourselves too much creditThere's a reason advertising, social media and culture in general work the way they do. People are affected by the behaviours and thoughts of other people and they are susceptible to these things to varying degrees.If simply pointing out that such a difference exists makes you upset or feel insecure, that says more about yourself than it does me.
>>34518996A lot of projecting going on. You call for transactional sex and view the lack of it as conditionality.More interestingly, what % of men do you believe to be capable of erotic sensuality past begging for duty sex and then cumming and falling asleep after 10-30 pumps? Or trying to extract blowies from his partner through restaurant meals and sulking?
>>34519034Oh, I get it, you think I'm covered in shitty tattoos and insecure about it. Nope, no tattoos on me. I just think calling people "mindless cattle" for doing things you don't personally do stems from a desire to make your personal disagreements sound intellectual. That's it.
>>34519003You can cool it with the antisemitism now.
>>34519042Tattoos are forbidden in Judaism.
>>34519031It's mother's day. She's probably getting visitation with her kids. Cool it.
>>34519044Well, it's not like they ostracized Auschwitz survivors for having them.
>>34519009It's just how they make themselves look like. And some people are willing to be treated like cattle anyway, it is indeed their choice in the end.
>>34519028no
>>34519037>A lot of projectingI don't take this seriously because it's painfully overused.>You call for transactional sexI don't, you do. Don't try to pretend women seek relationships out of purehearted selfless love for men, lmao. Your own desires for another are no less selfish than anybody else's.>and view the lack of it as conditionality.You view the conditions and expectations women have for men in relationships as so completely innate to "romance" that they shan't ever be referred to as such. In other words, you feel entitled to what a man brings to a relationship.>More interestingly, what % of men...I'm not sure why you felt the need to tell on yourself by recounting your hookups and past relationships, but I don't care.
Eating greek salad, life is good.
I'm horny!
>>34519040>Oh, I get it, you think I'm covered in shitty tattoos and insecure about it.No, I think that by making the post that you have, you're insecure about being a herd animal. "You think you're smarter than other people", or the need to maintain the illusion that we are all equal, is just that. I made no mention of your tattooed status.>for doing things you don't personally do stems from a desire to make your personal disagreements sound intellectualIt might sound crazy to a normie, but sometimes an opinion is just an opinion, and it isn't just said with the ulterior motive of playing some status game.
Which boards do attractive men post on?
Women rate the lunch
>>34519066/atoga/
>>34519068That's it?/10Surely you can do better
>>34516528MThe perfect sex partner would be extremely romantic. The perfect romantic partner would be extremely sexual. The question makes no sense.
>>34519065>No, I think that by making the post that you have, you're insecure about being a herd animal.Oh I'm a mindless herd animal? Funny, because I recall getting abused by my family for being against COVID bullshit when that was going on, but I guess a random 4chan anon knows more than me.
>>34519066I mean, there's a board literally named Handsome Men.
>>34519068Are you trying to poop. 5/10
>>34519066>>>/hm/Duh, it's in the name
>>34518991Yeah, if you actually like kids and want well for them even if they're not your own. Everyone should want to be a provider of some benefit to their own race's children.
Is it just me or is the idea that everyone needs to rest, pace themselves, and take breaks blue-pilled hippie stuff? You do not. You work until you're finished with the job. If you say that you believe in hard work, but also that you believe rest is important or necessary, you feel like a centrist fence-sitter to me. Post gender and whether you agree with me.
>>34519068based/10 but I hope you also treat yourself to more effort intense meals every now and then
>>34519078That's a silly reply, because mostly women and gay men (not necessarily pretty) post there.It'd be like saying Japanese people post on /jp/.
>>34519075If that's the case, then stop clinging to herd values.
>>34519084Don't tell me what to do. Also, kill yourself.
>>34519084Most people aren't as autistic as you.
>>34519072I'm a lazy bastard and I love beans>>34519077Pleasant side effect>>34519087I'll put more effort into dinner just for you
>>34519088>mostly womenlol no, all of the men posted there are attractive only to the male gazet. female
>>34519089Explain "herd values" to me and how I'm clinging to them oh intelligent one.
>>34519094Read my entire post, bud.
>>34519084Kill yourself
>>34519093what's going to be for dinner?
You are a riot femanon
>>34519099and? you said mostly women post there when it is in fact all gay men
>>34519102riot for what?
>>34519084M. You sound like an asshole.
I think being cuddled by a moid every day would cure my depressionOnly if he's hot though, being cuddled by an ugly man would make me commit sudoku
>>34519046She said she is doordashing today lmao
>>34519103AND
>>34519109You should get you one of those hot cuddly moids.
>>34519057>out of purehearted selfless love for menI have neither claimed nor have I heard women expect or demand for unconditional love. It is however a common incel demand that normies and women tend to be vocally against, which was why I brought up projecting.>as so completely innate to "romance" The conditions and expectations women have for men are innate to humane treatment, not romance, and women typically get neither.>you feel entitled to what a man brings to a relationship.Women generally expect a degree of emotional intimacy, kindness, loyalty, and for him to pull his weight at home. Are they not entitled that from a person who wants to live in the same residence and be partners for life?>tell on yourself>I don't careAnd yet it's you who's brazenly ignoring my direct question about what men generally do, and instead repeatedly bringing your theories regarding my personal life into the discourse to try and make an example of me personally.
>>34519114Where and how
>>34519084So why are you taking a break from working rn?
>>34519095Do me a favor and stop speaking so predictably, its gay
>>34519076>>34519078>HANDsome menI've finally noticed that, it is indeed in the name
Looking through /hm/ makes me even less attracted to men as a straight woman. Actually disgusting
>>34519101Hmm maybe bolognese
>>34518991>>34519079A father figure. It's like a stepdad, but you don't settle for their mom.
>>34519117Sorry, can't help you with that. I can only help you with the sudoku, if it's not a very difficult one.
>>34519110Damn, hope she at least visits her kids later.
>>34519117Hi
>>34519119>No explanation, just an insultYeah, that's about what I'd expect from the kind of person who unironically accuses others of adhering to "herd values".
>>34519123nice, make sure to add some red wine
>>34519122Not a guy but why
>>34519122>as a straight woman[X]
>>34519116>I have neither claimed nor have I heardHow actually retarded are you? It's implicit, based on behavior. You might have missed this if you have the 'tism.>The conditions and expectations women have for men are innate to humane treatment,So unironically seeking a partner based off of a salary is innate to humane treatment?>and women typically get neither.literally fuck off>Women generally expect a degree of emotional intimacy, kindness, loyalty, and for him to pull his weight at home.A hilarious amount of women believe a man should still provide for a woman even if she provides none of these things. Expecting any of these is entitlement if a man expects it.>And yet it's you who's brazenly ignoring my direct question about what men generally doI literally have no reason to respond to your baseless claims about "what men generally do".
>>34519122Why it's just stuff for gay dudes
>>34519130That one really got under your skin didn't it, buddy?
>>34519084F, disagree. Rest IS important. It allows you to replenish, to get fresh ideas, it makes you more creative. Some people excel when they push themselves past all personal limits, which works great until you get a burn out or a heart attack. Pacing yourself is about longevity and realizing chasing any singular goal at the expense of yourself is silly when life is just endless strings of smaller and bigger goals and it only stops when you die. Even when you get old and lose responsibilities for a job or children, you keep developing new goals like keeping up your daily life with as little pain and discomfort as possible, which gets more challenging as your body falls apart. When you realize the goals never stop coming you realize you will not be able to keep sprinting forever.
>>34519140>U MAD BRO?You need to be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan.
>>34519147>anon says this despite it clearly working on them
>>34519134The guys posted there are viscerally repulsive. Overly muscular, yet at the same time the faces have a very boyish or nonthreatening 'bear' aesthetic. Also, it's not just the asshole that's brown, but men's entire asscracks are like that. The cock pics are very unappealing as well.>>34519135Men are ugly.
>>34519136>baseless claimsYour post is full of these. I made no claims about men, I asked you a question on whether you believe men share your views on sensuality, but you seem extremely reluctant to make any statements about that.
Do you still feel the way you did?
>>34519145my grandparents are amazing, they're almost 80 and do stuff most young people couldn't do. grandma walks 20k steps a day and grandpa is a farmer who can work seven hours and doesn't even seem tired afterwards. all the 30 year olds on 4chan crying about being old and frail are just signing up to be mediocre people. you can be impressive at almost any age
>>34519154>Men are ugly.I agree.
>>34519084Doing stuff like pomodoro and resting repeatedly throughout a day? Kinda stupid, especially in currentyear where most of us don't do demanding physical labor. If you're a programmer like me you should be able to keep focused for 1-2 hours uninterrupted (something I fail at). If you're ATC at a busy airport then you'll need mental breaks.Taking rest days and weekends? That's necessary and you're a retard if you think otherwise.
>>34519152Look anon, if you're not going to post anything productive, I'm just gonna post cute puppy videos. That okay with you? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lwfmHkg3aIM
>>34519158About what?
>>34519028Regardless of whether you believe Freud was dead on about the exact causes and symptoms of specific types of abandonment or childhood abuse, it is undeniable that something like abandonment results in problems with emotional well-being in adulthood. Just does not mean you are doomed to stay that way forever, people can grow and learn, work on themselves. But one sign of being "stuck in the oral phase" would be drinking too much. Would you be as alarmed if you read that childhood abandonment or neglect correlates with alcohol abuse in adulthood? No right? Freud basically says that (in the pic you posted), just interpreted within a specific narrative with an inner logic you can agree or disagree with.
>>34519154>Why is stuff made for gays disgusting
>>34519155There's a difference between observable, broad, fairly public behaviors about dating habits, and your anecdotal claims about boyfriends begging for pussy.
>>34519154Your biased and I believe that board is just another lgbtq whatever for naked men. One of them looked good, I think.
>>34519161You are right that you can be impressive at any age. But our grandparents are of a generation of people that would naturally wind down each day with some rest, even if that took the shape of something useful like patching up clothes or tablecloth. They did not even have the option to keep reading until whenever about terrible world news in all detail. I agree that just crying about how hard you have it is not going to make your life any better, but it is reality that modern life has a lot of stressors that can make it easy to be "productive" 24/7 in a way it never was in the past. And we came from far, your grandparents did have the option of doing needlework until midnight by electric light, whereas their grandparents would have been forced to stop any activity that required good lighting once the sun went down and they only had candles.
>>34519122>straight woman>>34519154>Men are uglyPost that 4-panel comic from several threads ago
Women should I start a band
>>34518745F, love for a new pet does not diminish love for a pet you lost. It can feel that way though and I think it is healthiest to allow yourself time to fully grieve your lost pet, not getting the equivalent of a rebound and trying to drown out the negative emotions. But there is love after love. Although I also don't think it's rare for people to be unable to fully commit to a new pet when so acutely aware of the price you pay for it when they pass and how much quicker that happens than you want it to.
>>34518880No>>34518925It gets worse than that
>>34518743I love it personally. It would surprise me if that was a rare opinion.
As we get older, we get fatter.
That one anon's body makes me drool from both lips
I fucking hate my disgusting body
>>34519195Don't, that same body allows you to experience every single thing in life that you love.
Genderwhere did that happy and cheerful person you used to be go? when did they leave?
>>34519182I think the answer to this question is always yes.
WomenWhat are you schlicking to?
>>34519193Kinda gay broski
>>34519196yeah but it's also the same disgusting body that allows me to experience everything I hate
>>34519197F, I was never fully carefree and happy because I grew up in a complicated household, but the turning point was at the start of puberty, around fourteen or so. Something about the instinctive urges of a child to seek out what makes you feel good again making place for insecurities, overthinking, a new and negative self-awareness. I became really cynical and guarded for a long time. That said, it's not necessarily a one way trip, I'm now 33 and feel so much closer to my childhood self than I did ages 15-30 for example.
>>34519193Who's
Women Why are you such a good girl?
>>34519201nothing
>>34519189No you don't. You're just being lazy. I saw a couple that were elderly and they looked slightly fit for their ages. I've seen a lady that's probably a few years older than me and she's really healthy looking and I've seen a femanon irl I think it's her, she's fit, I want to aspire to be lean like her or at least try.
>>34519195Me too I have to destroy it
>>34519197he died yesterday
>>34519189And balder
>>34519204While that is a fair point and just true, you can (and people do over the course of their life) learn how to experience more good things and deal with the bad things better. There is hope when there is bad things but also good things and the effect of time, new influences, change. Without a body, there's just nothing, including no hope for anything. I also think if you sit to pick it apart, while thinking takes place in the body, you will find that negative feelings often arise from thoughts and positive feelings from physical/sensory sensations. Something as small as cool summer night air against your arms.
>>34519201Nothing
>>34519210same, can't wait until we can get robot bodies that fix god's mistakes
>>34519197FAbout a year or so ago he got cancer and died
>>34519187Why not, you'll stop ovulating
Women is it true if you sometimes wonder if you can "do better" while in a relationship?
>>34519197MI do not think I have ever been truly happy. Definitely never stable.I don't know if true happiness is achievable.
Women would you get the ick if your boyfriend went to the boxing gym and got his ass kicked
>>34519208SSRIs killed your sex drive?
>>34519222No, there's nobody better than him.
Are you still too fat, too old, and too mentally sick to nut up and go to war?
>>34519222Bro if anyone is monogamous the answer should be no.
>>34519228there's not a single war in the modern world that isnt gay as fuck
>>34519224No. Cause it would be my fault. Cause we'd go together so I can take out the biggest guy there.
>>34519231Then you would love being a soldier and going to war, because you are so gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WauMdHb70xM
Happy Mother’s Day! State gender. Am I weird for having these opinions or thoughts? >cooking isn’t really that enjoyable. Eating food is. I just cooked up a big brunch for my mom. Lots of chopping, cutting, grating, boiling, seasoning, dishwashing, cleaning, etc. not particularly hard, but just boring. Cooking is just empty for me, eating food is amazing.> I don’t really care about my extended family the more I age (anyone outside my parents or siblings) I love them, if they need my help I’ll help them. And u how they’re safe and healthy. But I don’t really give a shit about family reunions, having a “bond” with them, or hanging out. I’ll catch up with them from time to time, but that’s all I really Need.>I don’t get the emotional joy people get from pets. I more get a stimulation of interest. I have parrots (and have had dogs). Not because I wanted a companion, not because I got any emotional urges filled from them, but because I was interested in their intelligence and skills. I have my parrot because I’m interested in how smart they are and how much I can learn/teach them. I had my old dog Betsy for a job and she was Great it. Not once did I really feel emotional or emotionally dependent on her. I take care of these pets to the best of my ability, but I get weirded out when people go on the whole “my dogs doesn’t judge me and loves me no matter what I do!”. I just go, yes, because dogs were bred that way and will love anyone that feeds and takes care of them. These “my pet is my emotional soldier” people make me feel icky.
>>34519197M>where did that happy and cheerful person you used to be go?I have no idea.>when did they leave?Somewhere in third grade I think.
>>34519226no
I fear that I will grow old and alone without an attractive female that's obsessed with me
>>34519122To be honest, most pictures posted on /s/ don't really do it for me. But I still believe attractive women exist.
>>34519230Socrates once said: polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>34519234>cooking is emptydoesn't ring true for me, I love cooking, I love handling and preparing and transforming these amazing materials, it fills me with a great sense of abundance and gratitude >extended family can't say much about that, I don't really have much extended family except the closest onesyes, people that use their dogs as a stand in for sane human connection is icky but it's one of the less destructive ways to cope with that compared to other methods in most cases, so on average it's yucky but not the worst
I think I could make her happy
If one of your neighbors in your same apartment complex or trailer park sneaked into your unit and forcibly masturbated you, how would you respond?
>>34519201>What are you schlicking to?I masturbated to a homemade sextape of my wife and I was I was on the phone with her earlier. She's spending the weekend with her mom.>>34519208>Chevy>flex>>34519224>Women would you get the ick if your boyfriend went to the boxing gym and got his ass kickedNo, because I understand that's how it works. I get my ass beat all the time boxing and doing BJJ. It's just the name of the game.>>34519234I think cooking is enjoyable, especially when you're doing it with someone, and I get joy from pets, but the middle one seems pretty normal. I'm not really close with any of my family besides one of my sisters and her daughters, my parents, my uncle, a few cousins, and my grandma. Everyone else I cared about has died.
>>34519244Confucius once said, "man who stick hand down pants feel very COCKY!"
>>34519249I'd cut of his fingertips, face, tattoos, feet, and then slowly whittle down his dick and balls.
>>34519197Still going strong babyyyy
>>34519105Laughter
*orally fixates on your (left) nipple*
>>34519222I think at some points asking yourself questions over the course of a very long term like, if this person really the best fit for me, or, would there not be another person I'm just as compatible with who's also easier to live with, are normal. It is such a hugely defining part of your life that expecting otherwise would be close to simply expecting a person never to wonder if life could be both different and better.But the fear I see a lot online where a woman is in a good relationships but keeps having nagging thoughts because he's not the tallest guy she has ever dated or does not make the most money... Not in my experience and if a person is like that, they are shallow in a big way and that would come with other downsides to having them as a partner. It should never be hard to tell when dating someone that you are valued and appreciated so if that's the case, that should answer your question that either your partner literally never does ask themselves that or they do but the answer is no, they do not want to trade you for anything else, no matter what is difficult in your pairing.
>>34519254What if it was a woman who broke into your unit and forcibly masturbated you
>>34519257NOO THAT ONE IS SLIGHTLY MORE SENSITIVE THAN THE OTHER
>>34519251Hockey loves Joker
>>34519254That's what men get for trying to be nice I guess
WomenWhat was the last thing you schlicked to?
>>34519255
The only three feelings I have are hate, sorrow, and the occasional amusement
Penile explosion
>>34519259Pulling a kano and then lazering her together.
>>34519264My imagination only, it started out with focusing on being turned turned on and touched, then to getting fucked, then to being creampied, then to getting pregnant, then to getting creampied while pregnant and that's when I finally did the sane thing and went to bed.
>>34519260but I like that one because from where I'm standing it's your right nipple
>>34519258>they do not want to trade you for anything else, no matter what is difficult in your pairingThis is a very lovely sentence but falls flat in the modern dating world.
>>34519249I only have one neighbor and she's old and frail enough that I could easily overpower me before she got to any masturbation.
state sexHave you played Pragmata yet?
>>34519277M no, doesnt interest me at all
>>34519201I can't schlick, I'm too raw after having sex all weekend.
>>34519264linseed oil
>>34519264A fantasy featuring a horny old fisherman fucking a swamp creature
>>34519271You are scared. We all know it.
>>34519281How does that work
>>34519264Some compliments.
>>34519282That's a male coded fantasy.
>>34519282Self inserting?
>>34518937No one brought up Rodger except you. Even one is too many and there's a dozen at this point, but sure, they're harmless
>>34519277I have no idea what that game is, like what genre? what's the story? all /v/ talks about is the little girl (not surprising) is it just pedobait? if so I'm not interested
>>34519277Wtf is the filename
>>34519285Elaborate >>34519280Elaborate
>>34519275While I don't want to deny or downplay just how much the modern dating landscape feeds into FOMO, encourages comparison, and makes it seem easy to find new partners, at the same time I feel it is impossible to keep a serious and committed relationship running for years and not realize in the process that by definition committing yourself exclusively to one person will come with downsides and trade offs and in that sense wanting to optimize is contrary to the very principle of allowing yourself to love someone beyond reason. Plus if you put it in very practical terms, your lives also become entangled and if it is a healthy relationship, you reap the benefits of the work you already did learning to understand each other and how to make the other person feel accepted and loved. Even if another person on paper did have the edge over your partner, you would still have to both abandon everything you built up so far AND have to sit out the whole honeymoon phase and learning process with this new person before you can even properly compare if you actually found a "better" partner for you or it just seemed that way because an issue in your previous relationship was not present there (just like there are other issues present that were not in your previous relationship).
Now that I think about it most women are kinda gross and unappealing, porn and media psyopped me into thinking they're prettier than they really are irl.
He is going to urinate on your face. Isn't he? You will savor the flavor of his infected pee.
>>34519291Cuck
>>34519294Oh wow it took you this long to realise you're gay?
>>34519298I'm not attracted to men
>>34519277Jungfräulich Cunny Simulator sure looks fun
>>34519291Those are both me. Not sure how I can elaborate. Had a lot of sex this weekend but now I'm pretty sore, tried schlicking to a compliment my bf sent me after I went home and had to stop after a little bit because of the soreness. The compliment was about a pie I made and left there, which wasn't a sexual compliment but it still made me think about it.
>>34519283Scared of what
>>34519284I was thinking about how versatile it is but I was also slightly horny and touching myself but I didn't feel like stopping to think about the topic and so one thing led to another
>>34519286Maybe if the fisherman were 20-45 y/o and the swamp creature were an oiled young woman with seaweed hair>>34519287Why focus on 1 character's perspective and sensations if you can do 2?
>>34519303How utilitarian
>>34519306thats my jam
>>34519294wow it's almost like women are people too
>>34519300I know what those words mean, and you are a sick and disgusting person.
>>34519308They are, but you're not.
How do 7+ inch cocks fit inside small women?
>get drinks, qt cashier>when I pay and go to leave he holds up a shot glass and asks if I like them and called me honey>get shy and say no thanks and leavewas that flirting or was it just free to be nice
>>34519299You'll get there
>>34519220And start a bunch of other things I don’t want
>>34519315It feels like it displaces my organs and squishes my bladder.
>>34519312no u
What would you do if you found out that your boyfriend has a secret second life as a ninja assassin?
>>34519310UNTERALTERBAACHH
tfw no black samurai gf
>>34519307Should've used it down there
>>34519320But you do want a husband and baby
>>34519337no, oil isn't good for that
>>34519340Not like I'd know
>>34519321But you like that right?
It's not that hard anons.
Women how is your mother today
>>34519346I gave her a little shell box I bought after she was in awe of the one I had. Also told her she's the best mom one could ever ask for. I think she's doing alright. What about yours?
>>34519346Still a bitch that I have to pretend that I don't hate.
>>34519346it's a sad day for me, my mom is not someone i can have a relationship with or keep in touch with sadly
>>34519344I like it when it's very gradual and methodical. I can't take that much unless the angle is right, so he has to either go fast and shallow or slow and deep to avoid making me nauseous.
>>34519318Flirting chica
What a funny little nickname I have for her
>>34519197MI am still that way when I'm with others, I've just been battling with health issues the past few months.
>>34519353>my mom is not someone i can have a relationship withIt's probably good you can't have sex with ur mum
Girls, how fat are you, and how much fatter are you willing to become?
>>34519346Unsure. We've been estranged for years and I reached out last year, and we've very slowly begun to exchange messages and try to get to know each other again.
How do we sleep with our beds on fire?!
>>34519364Bmi 28. I'm aiming downwards.
>>34519363do retards in 2026 not know what relationship means
>>34519364I'm skinnyfat at most. If you mean how much more weight before I have an identity crisis or something, I'd say between thirty and fourty pounds? My heaviest ever was maybe twenty pounds from what I weigh now and I was fine with that. If you mean willing as in literally willing, nah, I would not gain weight just because.
Women would you date a man who tries his hardest but still falls short
>>34519370You can always be thiccer, plap better.
>>34519376No, thats plenty thick and plappy.
>>34519375Yeah, sounds like dating a person.
I'm hoping my future gf has an oral fixation as well so we can bite each other and kiss random areas without it being weird How common do you think that is?
>>34519379I don't think that's an oral fixation
>>34519379Hard to say HOW common but common for sure. I think the real difference is not between people that can enjoy this and people that can't but more between people that keep enjoying it long term and people that only feel this kind of way in the honeymoon phase. But even then I don't think it is rare to keep desiring it, at all.
>>34519366How can we dance when our earth is making like a tire?
Women do you get the ick if a man chooses a boring movie to watch?
>>34519364>how fat are youYes.>how much fatter are you willing to become?No.
>>34519384yes
>>34519384Yes. My man should have good taste in movies.
>>34519384Your picture is funny but no, I don't care. I'm not a movie fiend anyway so I know I am more likely to find any movie boring than most people are. Having bad taste sometimes is much less of a buzzkill than policing taste is. Plus if you both hate it that can be really fun too.
>>34519384>Watching movies together on a tiny 15" monitor.The world has regressed.
>>34519384If you have shit taste you deserve to be clowned ngl
>>34519375Falls short of what? I can only go with so little for so long
>>34519390No soul in this anon
>>34519379want oral fixation gf into petplay so she can sit on my lap and chew on my arm as I pet her butt while we both watch TruTV
>>34519324Probably learn stuff off him
>>34519345
Women would you date a man with poor hand eye coordination
>>34519399actually pretty based/10
>>34519400no, slow down and pay attention, you're the one in charge of this body
>>34519395A 15" monitor is barely acceptable to watch a movie alone.
>>34519400No, men like that inevitably end up breaking any sentimental items I have around the house
>>34519345Shid
>>34519400Like how much of my life does this effect
I wish he liked me
>>34519409Men don't like anyone beyond the hole you offer them
>>34519410Ew stop
>>34519410My hole is ugly
>>34519402>>34519404Now I feel bad>>34519408Occasionally he'll send you unintelligible strings of text with "llllll" at the end because he missed the delete key 6 times and just gave up and decided to send it
>>34519371>what relationship meansIt means sex
>>34519414Sorry ):
>>34519356Damn I will flirt back next time if I can think of how
>gf always implying i'd cheat on her is she projecting? she definitely has baited orbiters over snapchat between relationships in the past.
>>34519421Yes she's projecting. She has thoughts about cheating.
>>34519339It’s too late for such things
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend likened you to a coconut?
Ishowspeed situation is crazy
>>34519424better than being brown on the inside as well
>>34519359What is it
>>34519421Possible, if she's kept orbiters. If not cheating, may still be doing inappropriate stuff like flirting or lining up back up guys.When asked why she's worried, what does she say?
>>34519424looks wise or taste wise?
>>34519424I just ate a coconut yogurt and got instant food poisoning
The only time I feel alive is at a concertI should really start a band
>>34519431what does that have to do with the opposite sex? Also you dont have the talent
>>34519400Yeah, I can just pick him up if he falls.
>>34519429Wet and delicious inside
>>34518065>>34518068When I had to manage dumb men, they amount of times they would end up with an infected ass cyst was far too many. Go spend the $100 to get that fixed right then keep your moons clean. Fuckin' nasty fucks.
>>34519434>t. 33 year old 7/11 workerdont care, kys
>>34519436weird but not necessarily false
>>34519412Is it wack?
I have 3 book ideas:Why Single Mothers Are CriminalsWhy Rape Victims Are EvilWhy Are Women StupidWhich one would you buy? State gender
>>34519414That’s alright <3
>>34519446f>spending money on repetitive low iq incel drivel I think not
>>34519427Wouldn't you like to know
>>34519440both wrong plus you never answered my question
Men will waste their life trying to be Alexander only to find out women want to fuck diogenes
>>34519422>>34519428To be fair I've never pressed her on it, but I probably should in order to catch her out, she's so used to me being passive about this kind of stuff I think she lets her guard down, or has the capacity to.There's one guy she knew from an old job 10+ years ago who openly says shit to her about waiting for her to be single and other dumb shit. He eventually dropped his spaghetti while celebrating his 30th in Germany and confessed (when he was supposed to be the 'cool' dude who wouldn't end up doing that). She laughed nervously about it on the sofa telling me when it happened but basically just handwaved it away.Honestly typing it up I feel stupid for even entertaining it this long, all the other dudes fucked up one way or another and sent her something explicit/unsolicited or annoyed her so they got blocked.If this dude actually confessed his feelings then I'm assuming she's been speaking to him about our relationship or more specifically problems she may have with me. He had to have thought he'd been given the green light to come clean with her, no?
>date woman>dick woman>bring her flowers after>she looks for another man>date women>dick woman>roll her into ditch after>she's crawling backseriously what is wrong with them???
>>34519452physically I'm Alexander but mentally I'm Diogenes
>>34519384How boring? Like Schindler's List boring?Captcha is a 6-point star
I wish I got her pregnant
>>34519446MI guess the first one is the most socially acceptable title. People already make fun of single mothers.
>>34519452>diogenesHe was bald and poor, despite being born into a wealthy family. No one wants to fuck him. Plato tho...
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there
State genderDid you know that you can have skin allergies to substances that you can eat just fine? For example, even if you have no problems consuming ginger, that you can get rashes from using soap that contains ginger as an ingredient?
I'm going to make greek yogurt tomorrow and then eat it with honey and roasted walnuts, life is good.
>>34519451My answer is you're a fat faggot and my will is your command. Slit your wrists and post a photo now
>>34519469Same here. I remotely turn on the heater for my onahole and set up food delivery for hot food to be ready when I get home. Women have overestimated their value and have been completely replaced. Life is good.
I'm also going to make rhubarb strawberry jam, life is good.
I like her but it's a shame I can't make a move.
8 million dollars, take it or leave it.
>>34519471why do you pretend your lack of talent is due to your mental image of me? Your shitpost has nothing to do with anything. Kill yourself and go find new friends to drive away with your self-assured whining
>>34519467MYes, general rule of law that I heard in cases of emergencies is that if the rash is external, then there's no much risk of anaphylaxis. Don't know how legit it is though.
>>34519480Move over nigga, I'll make mine
>>34519482I take
>>34519483If you don't post a voca of you playing an instrument in 5 minutes, your opinion is as worthless as your soul
>>34519450Yes
Pink ATOGA
WomenDo you have children / do you want children?
>>34519496Yes
>>34519364Underweight trying to get fatter
>>34519496Why don't you take care of yours deadbeat faggot
>>34519446Buy? Why wouldn't I pirate a shitpost?
Women how easily can you cum?
>>34519496Fuck off gary
>>34519505Depends
is substack a good forum?
>>34519508On what
>>34519482What's the catch
>>34519505If I tell you
>>34519513A lot
>>34519469>>34519478Man, atoga recipie forum going off
>>34519493Why?
>>34519478Can I have one
>>34519519I like funny things
>>34519516What>>34519517Name a few
>>34519500Why don’t you get offline if you have questions for women you fucking preop
>>34519496>do you want children?Yes. I'm just worried I'll be a bad parent. I've always been good with my nieces, but I didn't have to raise them.>>34519505>Women how easily can you cum?Embarrassingly easily sometimes. Luckily, I'm always up for multiple rounds.
>>34519523It only makes sense between her and I tho
>>34519527Making you cum as much as possible seems like it would be a fun time.
https://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76M
>>34519506If you saw how cute my children are you’d be asking me to fuck on and off
Assuming I have no STDs or anything like that, how would women feel about the fact I've had sex with other men? I want to go back to dating women but I'm not really sure how to approach telling people about it.It was one guy then another, both in kinda short (6 and 3 months) but exclusive relationships. The first guy got back with his ex (also a guy) and I broke off the second because we just weren't a very good match, so it's not like it was hookups with random strangers or anything.
men really do be walking around with cum factories hanging between their legs lol lmao even
>>34519488is that what you wanted you little fucking beggar? Validation of your stupid ass hobbies?
I'm the other guy who wanted to start a band and I would not form one with that guy
>>34519538
>>34519518>>34519520>>34519526Wew, that's enough namecucks for today
Is it an ick for a bf to ask you if he can lift one of your breasts and move it around a bit as if he was weighing it?
>>34519539You like thinking about it don't you
>>34519538well i'd inherently view a man whos even partially gay as unmasculine , that goes for even having attraction to men, let alone actually being physical with one. im not homophobic or anything, but for some reason a man being queer is just an instant turn off.
>>34519545Nah, I definitely like women too.
>>34519197MHe never died, but he's been on his deathbed since childhood desu
>>34519536I wouldn't ask you for shit. I'd sell your soul for one corn chip.
>>34519546Criticism on a fringe tranny forum. You’re a loser irl
Women want you to treat them like one of the guys until you treat them like one of the guys, then they start crying.
>>34519555Since it’s Mother’s Day I won’t call you a slur
Finishing with good PIV is the most amazing experience. It doesn't get stated often enough.
>>34519563It's easy to forget you niggas don't have social skills and are just gay. I can't grow a cock and balls.
What's something good to eat with a creamy broggle and cauliflower soup?
>>34519540All this to say you're jealous that you wasted your youth being a fag. lol
>>34519563Do butt sex slower than you normally would with your guy friends
>>34519538nag but women are notoriously "biphobic"
>>34519569Why do you hate black people?
>>34519575They hated me first.
>>34519496Don't you have to get your children back from CPS
>advertisment on my internet >it's about new Amazon tv show where non popular chick gets fucked and makes Chad hockey player fall in love with her>The advertisment shows someone saying "(his name) doesn't have girlfriends"Why do women make me feel blackpilled like this? I'm not even hating on women or being an incel
>>34519218>F>heIs that when you transitioned?
>>34519570Something cronchy
>>34519563I can handle the locker room talk, but I draw the line at the sexual assault part. Y'all niggas are way too comfortable touching each other's dicks.
>>34519567Are women and men coping when they say piv isn't the only way to have good sex?
>>34519577Are you even capable of having children, or did you volunteer >>34519531
>>34519585yes
>>34519572so many assumptions for nothing gained. Only you know that you have no talent and no drive to actually start a band. Go ahead, waste your money and time.
>>34519569>niggasWho gave you the pass? What's their black ID number?
Damn okcupid is filled to the brim with 20-22 hot skinny girls
>>34519569>>34519576So you were right-wing all along, huh
>>34519586So you still don't have custody of your kids and instead you are spending your time doing fuckall on 4chan about it
>>34519592Why are brown women like that?
>>34519593dead internet
>>34519595I wasn't really right wing in elementary nor middle school. I only went to a bush inaguration party with a max rebo plushie because I was a child.
I see that we’ve been having a normal one itt
>>34519596You spend all day on a deviant sex forum. Thankfully you won’t breed
>>34519592Anon did like last year.
>>34519599Doubtful
>>34519595I know a leftist chick IRL who shits herself
>>34519604>throws out baseless accusations because of impotent rage It's like kicking a dog, shouldn't you be wishing your baby momma happy mothers day
>>34519601Idk about you, I had my crashout in the previous one
>>34519610I’m at McDonalds with her right now eating fries. It’s not baseless, leftists really are noseblind to their own stench
>both of the namefags with children are here on Mother’s Dayrumao
This nigga posting on 4chan instead of paying attention to her
Feels good to be a centrist, desu
>>34519613Everyone else here is unironically snipped.
>>34519597Cognitive dissonance BABYYYYYIt makes the sex that much better
>>34516399Last time I saw crush (group dinner) said we should smoke weed some time.This was like 2 weeks ago. Should I ask when. Or just wait for the invite. She did ask me last week when I was free next and I just told her which days. She hasn't responded since. I'm not sure if she was checking my free days to smoke weed btw or if it was just to catch up again with the other person (we were all coworkers at one point)
>>34519612Its crazy that you pride yourself on being a father of children you don't even have
>>34519624You should try to make plans with her instead of waiting for her to make them.
>>34519589I have all the time and money in the world
I don't think incest is a big deal and I've never understood why it's supposed to matter aside from when it's rape
>>34519620Not me. I just don’t have any kids.
>>34519625It’s crazy that you can’t breed>>34519618If leftism is gay, centrists are bi
Have ENTJ and Gary ever been on /atoga/ at the same time? Just saying.
That fence must feel good
>>34519627with zero talent
Bored
>>34519640Why don't you do something with that family you definitely have
>>34519611What was it about this time?
>>34519640Just like the other two nametroon parents?
>>34519640Based yu yu hakusho enjoyer
Most people here don’t like children which is a big red flag in a person
>>34519654being a namefag is a big red flag in a person
>>34519654most people here dont have the mental or financial standing to support a child
>>34519645It’s mothers day I want relaxation
>>34519656Neither does Gary, he was simply too stupid to realize that.
I’ve been up since 6:30
>>34519660Plap
>>34519663So? I woke up at 5 and I'm unemployed.
>>34519666Psycho
>>34519660>>34519663Who's the falseflag?
>>34519646A stupid moid and his mixed signals
I hate movies and tv shows
>>34519670Cat poster?
>>34519662that gary anon is a father?
>>34519669She posts with a pass
>she
>>34519676Yes, he had the only recorded white baby born in Canada in 2025
>State GenderWhere do (You) get your news?
She? I don't like.
>>34519681is he a dilf?
>>34519677She pays 4channel just to attention-whore here?
>>34519682>Where do (You) get your news?I watch BBC with my wife.
>>34519686Cheaper than buying your friends lunch
>>34519686Yep
>>34519675No but here's a complimentary cat pic
>>34519690>BBC with my wifeNo surprise here
>>>/vg/566525347finals: /3/ versus /vmg/
>>34519695Nigga who cares about 4chan cup anymore
>>34519682FHonestly, I don't know. I don't really trust any news source these days because they're all biased (whether they're official mainstream news sources or some random political grifter's Youtube channel). At this point I'll acknowledge something big happened if everyone's talking about it, but that's about it.
>>34519695Okay...
500 loaves of bread
>>34519682MOn 4chan and YoutubeFor example, from that anon who sometimes links Asmongold
>>34519670Nice.Same old, same old.
>>34519706hope you get banned, insufferable fag>>34519682F I like PBS news
>>34518305>when a woman doesn't reply once, you stop initiating right?Yes>or do you guys try 2-3 times before giving upNo. If she's really interested, she'll talk. Don't water dead plants.
>>34519706Less of a turd than you at least
>>34519539imagine having EGGS inside your body, lol
when did the world reach 8 billion people wtf
War used to be so cool
GenderDo you know your color palette?What colors do you think look best on you?
>>34519682FI don’t. Sometimes I hear something from friends and it’s all bad so what’s the point
I wish War was cool again
>>34519724>>34519721Drone meta is boring
>>34519635>ENTJ and GaryKek, I do wonder how these two losers would interact with each other, but one at a time is enough for this thread
>>34519726Planes are far worse and missiles
>>34519682Osmosis, either via my parents, my country's /int/ general, coworkers or YouTube memes.The latter is how I found out about both the assassination attempts on Trump.
If the dating market were an animal shelter, I would have been euthanized by now.
I want to fight an enemy with a bayonet or ride a horse into battle War is so cool
>>34519539Yep. And you swallow that cum
>>34519733Would the foids come in and select males based on which ones look cute?
>>34519734War is delightful to those with no experience of it.
>>34519682Jacobin, Mother Jones, Current Affairs, AdBusters
>>34519538Women, do you respect him more if he was pitching versus catching, or are they both equally disgusting?
men tilting their head back while drinking as their adam's apple undulates in a neuron-activating manner
>>34519732>The latter is how I found out about both the assassination attempts on TrumpActually we're up to 4 now
>>34519738I would love it and the pay would be good
>>34519739I bet you're a boss babe baddie
>>34519684he's a homeless drug addict. not even joking.
I'm the pinnacle of beauty but I think I need to come to terms with the fact I'm too weird to be a manwhore
>>34519743ntaI've never seen so many incompetent assassination attempts against another person before in my life.
>>34519742i second this, men dont realize how hot their necks are
>>34519742You should grind on it
>>34519748No, I don't do Corporate Fake Feminism.
>>34519750Why
>>34519754What's hot about it besides the Adam's apple?
>>34519745...and yet you are here.
>>34519760>>34519760>>34519760
>>34519758Because I seldom attract hot women. I'm usually attracting women that I'm too attractive for
>>34519757I meant boss babe in attitude.
>>34519742>Tilting their head back while drinkingWho tf does this. I tilt my head back when I'm laughing or yawning or nutting not drinking
>>34519766Maybe you're overestimating your "beauty"
>>34519769I'm 6'6", white, good jawline, facial symmetry, dark facial hair and dirty blonde hair. I'm very attractive
>>34519768
>>34519776>I'm very attractivemen who say this are always average at best
>>34519776Catbox or /soc/ or gtfo
>>34519763I dont wish to fight in modern war
>>34519528Then it’ll be even funnier for me?
>>34519793Well ain't that just convenient for you.
>>34519802No it isn't
>>34519810Yes it is convenient, you can be an edgy boy about glorifying war, without ever actually participating.Very convenient.
>>34519785My height alone makes me a 6 at the absolute bare minimum. I'm far above average facially. I'd rate myself a Los Angeles 9.1/10, so about a 10 everywhere else
>>34519830You don't understand me
>>34519640Damn, now I kinda want to rewatch the beginning again.
>>34519682Local sources usually.
>>34519740Equally disgusting, and I don't get why people t hink otherwise.
Ok, so to me this is objectively speaking a pretty cool bike. It’s not totally my thing, and I’m not a fan of what I believe “Hondamatic” is. I think the guy wants a few grand too much anyway.But I do like what he was kinda going for.In your opinion- what is just a cool bike? Old, simple, cheap, fun, and just cool.
>>34519940I accidentally posted on the wrong board. I’m sorry, friends.
>>34519831nah you're definitely busted
>Have you ever been in a relationship where you've lost sexual interest in your partner (or vice versa)>Did you continue to spend time together>Did either of you become resentfulHave seen dead bedroom subs and that seems awful, but what if both people lose interest in sex? Or maybe one person was (or is) the driver, and whatever reason stopped initiating and the couple ends up in a virtually sexless partnership?
>>34519578What if a socially inept loser who has no redeeming qualities and plays video games all day suddenly gets hit by a car and transported into a fantasy world where he's the chosen one and a dozen hot monster girls suddenly want to fuck him while he slays the demon king
do you engage in typical porn hentai dirty talk when having sex? like "how's my pussy feel" or "you like my cock"?
>>34519733Where are the incel sanctuaries
>>34520043No, it's cringy as fuck
>>34520098what do people actually say when fucking, educate this ignorant forever virgin
>>34520115If you need to ask, you'll never know
>>34519940Best of luck when you hit a pothole and then your oil filter gets ripped out of the engine
do people actually like the mating press/amazon movement up and down pounding movement or is that just for porn?
