>>34516399
מה שלומך
>GenderHow was the weekend sex?
>>34519771F. More painful than usual. I asked for it, but I figured I'd handle it better.
>>34519774>but I figured I'd handle it better.Why
>>34519777I've been practicing.
Does smoking weed make someone a drug addict or is it similar to coffee and cigarettes?
Plap
Is it normal for people to NOT do a simple google search before ordering something online from a place you've never ordered from before? How can people be so careless and trusting, and NOT want to research first? I honestly don't understand it
>>34519774>>34519780So you got fucked in the ass
>>34519781Ban-evading again, Gary?
>>34519781It's closer to being an alcoholic than a hard drug addict. Anyone who smokes weed or drinks in public to the point of impairment is as bad as a drug addict in my opinion, though.
What happened to all the lonely, single femanons? Why don't they just date fat and balding guys?
>>34519781It's possible to get addicted to cannabis, but yeah it's more similar to caffeine addiction then more serious stuff like heroin and cocaine.
>I'm 6'6", white, good jawline, facial symmetry, dark facial hair and dirty blonde hair. I'm very attractiveProve it
>>34519788Of course, but the piv is what ended up hurting after a while.
Swords spears muskets and actual tactics
>>34519794i reply to him everytime and he ignores me
>>34519798I hope Medieval 3 TW has pike and shot tactics
>>34519792not really. there's places to do it or not do it. getting high at a concert is better than smoking up every night alone at your house
>>34519804:^)
How do I cuff the autistic virgin nerd before he figures out he's a chad
>>34519796post bobs and vagene first then maybe
>>34519804kek he igores me too, must just be a bot
>>34519796>I'm 6'6", white, good jawline, facial symmetry, dark facial hair and dirty blonde hair. I'm very attractiveNTA. Guy like that should be fucking femanons
>>34519794I’m dating a fat and balding guy
>>34519771>How was the weekend sex?M. Routine.
>>34519797is this jh?
>>34519809>>34519814Moid hands
>>34519806They're both equally cringe to me. I don't really like people who need to alter their brains with substances to enjoy their time, whether alone or with others.
Guys the weekend is almost over and I have to go to work tomorrow
>>34519818Yeh.
>>34519821If I get fired, my backup plan is to become homeless in Antwerp while I teach English online to foreigners out of a public library.
>>34519819I'm not a moid I'm trying to snag the sheltered autistic chad before he figures out he's hot and starts going after hotter women
>>34519821Lucky you, I wish I had a job.
>>34519781Weed is far less addictive than tobacco. (Even heroin is a lot less addictive than tobacco). But it is possible to become addicted to it. In terms of how much harm it typically does: much more than coffee and much less than tobacco.
Man I need to start cutting, I have a real belly whenever I relax my abs. It's unseemly.
>>34519827Are you having trouble finding one?
>>34519812>>34519804He's not a bot, he just wants to spam.
>>34519826But I'm too old for you.
>>34519837How do you know? What's your age?
>>34519838What's HIS age?
>>3451983853
>>34519822>>34519823Did I somehow doublepost or am I that predictable?
>>34519804>>34519812>>34519834He's probably like Boogie, and would rather feel sorry for himself than overcome.
>>34519838It doesn't matter, we will never meet, sorry.
Jesus isn't real, ye nonce
>>34519834>>34519844i still like to rely to him though, im sure theres other bald fat anons here who arent just baiting engagement
State your genderSay you're in you're late 20s and single, what body count would be too high for you for someone you want to date?
>>34519822>>34519823i will quit this thread because of youyou are literally the only female person in this thread and answering all the questions, its depressing literally for years now and youre clearly not normal
>>34519832Yes I've been stuck as a NEET for years now and no amount of job searching has been working for me. I really want to kill myself.
>>34519843Well?
>>34519842Are you the guy that fucks his daughter ?
Worst shit ever
>>34519851M 26, no higher than my own.So 1.Yes, I am insecure.Wish me luck.
>>34519771F, what weekend sex? I'm borderline a femcel. Men ghost me even without pictures involved
>>34519851Fideally, anything over 0realistically, anything over 3
>>34519856Stop replying to yourself.
>>34519843>or am I that predictable?Well... I meant no offense, at least.
>>34519792That’s the normal sentiment. I don’t know why that lefty thinks weed is a hard drug
>>34519856Yes
Women. What's better slower but deeper thrusts or 100mph shallow pistoning
>>34519851FAnything in the double digits and higher.
>>34519771FGood but could be better if he let me play with his ass hole
>>34519859That is to say, I would accept 1 body.
>>34519852It was the first question and I happened to be here, don't freak out.>>34519855Only one of those gave me a (You), so apparently I was the late one. Someone pulled a me before I even could.
>>34519864Only teetotalers think weed is a hard drug in 2026.
>>34519820we were not talking about cringe though, we were talking about depth of dependency. no one cares about what you think is cringe, just your verifiably objectively wrong statement about public use being the worst comorbidities
>>34519868Sometimes women lose respect for a man after that.
>>34519863Okay, so it was you, I'm not just going crazy.
Gender.Thoughts on teetotalers?
>>34519875Never heard that.
>>34519875FAnnoying as shit. Especially the trad zoomer ones.
most attractive male features in no particular order:handsforearmsbicepslegsanklesfacehairdickabspecsneckwaist
>>34519862?>>34519865Wew, lad!
>>34519866Slower but deeper. I recently found out that I also really like when he pops the head in and out really fast, though. Idk if that counts since there's no thrusting.
Femanon is probably talking about me. I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm not a virgin
>>34519882To who and when did you lose it
>>34519882used penis.. ew
>>34519880>I also really like when he pops the head in and out really fastThis feels good for us, too.
>>34519879That's a zoomer guy who hates femanons looking for older men.
Last time you got in a fist fight?
>>34519877I'm a zoomer teetotaller but not a trad larper. Now what?
>>34519873I won't know if I lost respect until I try
>>34519885I lost it to my first gf when I was 20 after we dated for a few months
>>34519866100mph pistoning is just painful. But you want a rhythm of half a dozen quick, shallow thrusts, followed by one deep, slow one; then repeat.
>>34519875FDepends on why, if they're a recovering addict i respect it but don't want to be around itnothing wrong with drinking in moderation but i'm not fond of alcoholics either
>>34519890Still annoying as shit.
>>34519878Only hands, dicks and biceps are fun honestly
>>34519895Butt y
>>34519894>if they're a recovering addict i respect it but don't want to be around itnta but can i ask why? is it out of worry they’ll relapse?
>>34519875Based and most nonjudgmental group per capita
>>34519889When I lived in the city
>>34519891Full on pegging, or something more tame?
>>34519900did u win?
>>34519875MForced to become sober for health reasons, but I have no issue with others drinking.
>>34519859That's not bad, a lot of peopole in your age range haven't had much sex bc of covid. I have the same body count as you but i'd be willing to accept up to 3,
>>34519887I figured. I don't like that it takes all of his attention compared to just sex, though. Like he has to look at what he's doing when he's doing it, so it feels less intimate.
>>34519875Uneducated and have never met a chronically ill person nor a genuine drug addict. I think we need another drug documentary.
>>34519898>nta but can i ask why? is it out of worry they’ll relapse?yeah, also i don't get along with addict/former addicts. we have very different temperaments that don't click typically. also desu i don't understand it so i would be insensitive about it sometimes
>>34519875Female, no real thoughts. Mostly I respect it as long as they aren't judgment and can socialize normally
>>34519878Face (this is important for babies)HairNeckDickThe rest
34519906Thanks for the retarded take nobody asked for, namefag tranny.
Hey Siri, play some dubstep.
>>34519892Old
>>34519882Mmm preowned penisMarinated in boring-femanon juices
>>34519889When my "friend" try to steal my expensive belt in high school to impress an indian girl (lol). I kicked his ass lmao
Is 6' king of manlet territory now?
My stomach is fucking killing me
>>34519909>can socialize normallyOh dear.
>>34519801It's a very special name for a very special girl, it won't be funny to you it just won't make sense.
I've been in four relationships. My first girlfriend cheated on me and broke my heart, so I cheated heavily on girlfriends 2-4. Roasties BTFO. I will never fall in love or take a relationship seriously again. Am I a Type A or Type B?
>>34519913Yeah I did lose it late considering how attractive I am but I basically did nothing but play StarCraft and study during high school and half of college
>>34519910That scene from the Robocop reboot where he realises he's just a head with lungs and a hand but instead of a hand it's a dick.
>>34519912>SiriI prefer the blonde one over the clanker.
>>34519911I can't hear you. You didn't reply with your chest, pussy.
>>34519921Type C, short for Cunt.
>>34519921You sound like a miserable cunt.
>>34519853I don't think you should, anon. Have you tried starting any projects in your free time?
>>34519924Clanker seems like a downgrade from Robot.
>>34519921Type C(uck).
>>34519923Yep, that's all the moid I need.
>>34519889High school
>>34519921>resentmentType A
>>34519919Now I'm embarrassed by my typo but yes, or at least be able to pretend to socialize normally like I do
>>34519922When you gonna bang the big titty chick?
>>34519923NTA but should I watch this? All I know about it is from "bitches, leave" threads from /tv/ (sluts skedaddle is my favourite one)
>>34519920So say it if it doesn’t matter
Does cheating on your partner feel good and exciting?
>>34519939>All I know about it is from "bitches, leave" threads from /tv/That the original which is good, I've never seen the reboot but I hear it's bad.
>>34519921Type B for BITCHI bet she didn't even cheat, fag
>>34519939I fell asleep watching it. I just know that this made Matthew Broderick's Inspector Gadget movie look better.
Patiently waiting for my ex to come crawling back. Aaaaaany day now.
I've been in 0 relationships. No one has broken my heart, and I have cheated on no one. Roasties utterly avoided. I will never fall in love and relationships scare me. Am I a Type A or Type B?
>>34519760I'm trying to be B
>>34519949Type A
>>34519949Closer to B
I need a male voice to shlick to
>>34519953Fatty
>>34519954I'm not fat :(
I guess I am going to finally get a gf and find out if cheating is fun on my own thank you very much
>>34519948You still fuck them, don't you?
>>34519945She definitely cheated. She kept on alternating between whether to be with me, or be with him, and admitted to me that she was sleeping with him for the entirety of our last year together. The limbo period where she was torn between us lasted about 8 months before she finally chose him. Justice will not be restored until I've broken at least 10 hearts as payment for my own being broken.
>>34519958i dont care and i'm not reading that
>>34519942>goodNo.>excitingYes.
>>34519953Corpsehusband
>>34519956What is this larp?
>>34519957Nope. But I will. Any day now. She can't live without me, potentially literally.
>>34519958Hurt people hurt people
Women do you like kisses while getting mercilessly plowed?
I think the only way that i can believe that women like and are attracted to me is if i get a gf that shows me this first-hand.Women is this a red flag?
Do femanons like deep voices?
>>34519953https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>34519968No. A gf should be attracted to you. That's how relationships should be.
>>34519968>the only way i can know if a woman likes me is if a woman likes meare you reretarderd
>>34519937Hopefully soon but I'm not sure yet. I'm getting tired of going out so much so I'll have to entertain her over text for as long as possible until I'm ready to leave the house again
>>34519960Who with?
Weird to think that a chain of men who managed to breed that stretches back millions of years ends with me, because I'm a massive sperg.
>>34519974>>34519976men*
>>34519958Then you only make more of people like her and make this world a shittier place
Got head and she swallowed this morning before going to work, this is becoming a regular thing. I am the luckiest man alive incels will never live this good haha
>>34519967this will never be me :C
>>34519941I like keeping her to myself.
>>34519984Gary or ENTJ?
>>34519986Why
>girls like Legolas>young adult women like Aragorn>adult women like SamWomen. Is what she saying true?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778455906129569.mp4
>>34519987Gf is gooning on my PC and booking our flights to Japan while I’m at work she’s so happy lmao
>>34519970Very much>>34519973I've heard this before
>>34519985Hey
How the fuck do I get a boyfriend? Admittedly, I am a bit of a hermit that doesn't know how to show men I'm interested.
>>34519989"She" is reciting a popular meme word for word
In fantasy every race is jealous of the superior species of Elves.
>>34519994Hi
WomenWhy don't you watch porn?
>>34519989I always liked Sam the most ever since watching the movie trilogy as a kid. But then again, I'm a weirdo autist.
>>34519989What's wrong with liking Aragorn? I liked him since he was strider since he was described as kind of creepy
>>34519973*pattern recognized*
This the kinda shyt I be waking up to incels seething and coping fr
>>34519990ENTJ, you just missed your fellow like-minded namefag loser>>34519781
>>34519997What's up anon
>>34519998we do we jst dont make it our entire personality like men do
>>34520003You wake up wearing women's clothes?
>>34520003This is some troonshit, kek
>>34519998I'm too lazy to sift through the ocean of awful porn videos to find what I like, so I'll stick with reading porn instead.
>>34520004Gary doesn’t get his soul sucked out of his dick for breakfast tho lol
>>34520007>>34520008>first thing that comes to mind is troonshit You people are so lost lmao
Women whats the equivalent to lingerie for men?
>>34520003Nice nails, ENTJ
>>34519998I like erotic visual novels more over traditional normie porn.>>34520013I wanna say boxer briefs, but that doesn't seem right.
>>34520012You're the one who posted his selfie while wearing women's shoes
>>34519988Why not. It's nicer when we're the only ones who know.
>>34520013wife beaters
>which one of you moids will watch bawk with me. Just a foid who loves re
>>34520013Idk, clothes?
>>34520019Incels will never know what it feels like to be heard
>>34520016>I like erotic visual novelsNeed me a bad bitch like this
>>34519978One of her (our) friends. I was seeing her for about two months before I broke it off with first gf to openly date her instead. Don't think first gf ever knew.
>>34520023That moid is milkable
>>34520013NAG but I've heard that foids consider the equivalent of lingerie for men a well tailored suit.
>>34520016>>34520023>>34520025So basically there isnt anything?
>>34520013The tone of his voice
>>34520013Suspenders on a shirtless chad probably.
>>34520003>brownyou can keep it.
>>34519997>ghosted alreadykms
>>34520023Can I achive this physique natty?
>>34520040yes :3
>>34520033Yeah, usually men dress up for other men and not women. It's unheard of.
>>34520044But there's nothing women like men to dress up in?
Moids how dominant are you with your fake gf in your own minds in bed
>>34519851Male1
>>34520045How hot of a guy are we talking about? It depends on a guy's body type what's this "man" look like
>>34520027Wrong reply, buddy? This random TikTok has nothing to do with what was said.
>>34520046MI play the role of a switch so I change as needed
>>34519953Maybe if you were to post your hands.
>>34520046Same as the other anon. Switch
>>34520045I mean there kitchy porn shop garbage if you want to be funny.
>>34520046She has survived everything.So far.
>>34520050Shitjeet using pooGPT detected
>>34520055Aren't these literally for homosexuals?
>>34520055>if you want to be funnyno i want it to be sexy :(
>>34520059The second row and the teddy are probably for the gays, yeah.
>>34520046N/A, I wouldn't have sex with a hypothetical gf unless/until we're married
>>34520013grey sweatpants or grey boxers/box briefs with big bulge
>>34520057Yeah cool if you'd ever use ChatGPT instead of being a bandwagon hopping NPC you would find that it's much more articulate and insightful than you or anyone else here
>>34520055that cowboy one towards the bottom are actually pretty hot, would men be willing to wear something like that for their gf in the bedroom? physique is irrelevant,
>>34520063growers punching air rn
>>34520065>would men be willing to wear something like that for their gf in the bedroom? physique is irrelevant,yes
>>34520063>with big bulge
>>34520065No, that is one of the most flamingly homosexual things I've ever seen
Is it so hard to find a guy who actually dominates a girl in bed. It's so tiresome that men don't.
>>34520071Fuck off
>>34520070but its for ur gf so doesn’t that cancel out the gay?
>>34520043M. no. my ex did though and it absolutely corrupted my poor brain>shove it deep in me>ruin me>turn me into your sex toy>oh god. oh god. oh no. oh no. yes. oh no>yes. yes. you're going to kill me. yes.>I want to die on your fat c*ckwomen are ball-draining and soul-harvesting succubus, honestly. I was so innocent as a virgin, and now I'm forever corrupted>>34520063?
>>34520055One of these is not like the others.
State genderAre you taking any medication regularly?Not counting supplements, unless it's for a specific medical reason.
State GenderHave you ever asked ChatGPT (or any other AI) to help you looksmaxx?
>>34520066Growers might as well stay virgins
>>34520074>want to dirty talk in bed with my bf>try to be over the top raunchy like that >he just laughs at me while he fucks me
>>34520011I have more sex than you not that it matters
>>34520073you are a gay man so no, it doesnt
>>34520077FI take birth control
>>34520083im literally a female but okay
>>34520075Wrong
>>34520075Ebeneezer Scrooge kink
>>34520075I think I should be able to filter my results by my sexuality on amazon by now. I really don't know why I can't just get the sexy themed costumes and not gay fetish crap or tranny covers.
>>34520073No
>>34520080Why don't you know the guy your with. Obvs he would laugh cause your shit. I think if you were with me I honestly consider breaking up.
>>34520003Nasty
>>34520077Female, yep>>34520078No, but I've asked it for exacting, harsh criticism
>>34520090Amazon's algorithm knows better what you can afford.
>>34520005>>34520039Sorry I don't really have anything up at the moment. What about you?
>>34520084Women partition a chunk of their amygdala during pregnancy which is why they bumble and have lower threat detection
>>34520094>No, but I've asked it for exacting, harsh criticismSame shit different words
HOLY awesomesauce
>>34520084If your on here as a woman you don't need it.
>>34520095I can afford trannies and gay men? No tf I cannot.
>>34520100It wasn't for the purpose of figuring out what to improve though, which is what I thought looksmaxxing was
>>34520092Why do you think I'd care what your awful-grammar ass thinks?
>>34520102Well, I don't want to get her pregnant.
>>34520103You can't even afford that kind of men? Grim.
>>34520020Give a hint them don’t you want to show off a little
>>34520104Why else are you asking it for harsh criticism
>>34520102it's not for sex, it's for PMDD
>>34520109Gay men are expensive
>>34520046I manhandle her in a variety of ways such as grabbing and squeezing and moving around and holding very tightly
>>34520107My finances are pretty maxed give your fake gf my number so I can get her pregnant instead beta cuck
>>34520116Yikes ngmi
Thinking about becoming a vegetarian.
>>34520077Female. You know I need my meds to stay sane.
Im dating a parents boy Guy who drops everything for them I understand it's cool to love and spend time with family We are on a date a day he gets a call from his dad to move some boxes of thr garage and cut it short And on top of that while we are mid 20s he has to ask them before he can go on trips with me and if they say he cant he cant I like thr guy but I didn't sign up to date his parents as well
>>34520111I like hearing it, or more accurately there's a part of me that likes hearing it sometimes
Do women like the Nintendo 64 Goldeneye pause music?
>>34520120What type of skittles?
>>34520123Mhm
>>34520117Says a guy who wants a man to dominate his ass?>>34520071
>>34519889Not counting sibling shenanigans, the only actual fight I was in was during summer camp when I was around 11.>playing kickball>I'm pitching>other kid wants to pitch>"sure, once we get to the next round">not good enough for him>wants it NOW>knocks the ball out of my hands>I knock him to the ground >keep whaling on him until counselor comes over and sends me to the admin's office
>>34520121Then go find someone else not that hard go ride some cock and maybe once you've found yourself go back to him
>>34519771MCame on her butt
great, another namefag
>>34519889F. The actual fistfights were in middleschool. I threw someone to the ground in highschool, though.
>>34520122Okay but you are likely to do something about that criticism whether conscious or not
>>34520129What? Are you a mommy's boy too
>>34520006Favorite category?
>>34520127Did you just assume my gender?!?!!!
Do antinatalists think of themselves as children still
We need more name fags
>>34520138Namefags? More like lamefags.
>>34520138Ye, more trash to easily filter out.
>>34520138I don't know how I feel about that
>>34520135male solo/ masturbation, no toys, just him and his moans. bonus if his face isnt in frame so i can picture him as handsome as i'd like.
>>34520110She's not some ornament to be shown off.
I like the gemini update
It's Sunday why hasnt everyone on here had sex yet. I've had it already with 2 different people God you pepole are boring as fuck
>>34520138MORE
>>34520145As in Google Gemini? or Zodiac Gemini?What happened in the update
>>34520146I have hpv so no ducking for me
>>34520138We already have enough of those narcs.
>>34519994Go outside.While women can get away with being 100% passive, that will tend to select for specific kinds of low-inhibition men. You're unlikely to get a guy who is not only confident but also loyal and specifically interested in you if you're relying on being cold approached.If you're introverted, I would recommend any kind of activity you'd be interested in. It has to be something you'd like for its own sake, even if there are no men your age. That gives you a way to meet people organically and a decent excuse to get to know each other a bit, just by talking about whatever it is you're doing.
As long as cheswick doesn't come I'm fine with all the namefags on here
>>34520124Anxiety/depression and some for epilepsy. What is your favorite kind of skittles? Me, I like the purple and red ones?>>34520123Yes, but my mom wouldn’t let me play. >>34520146Would you do it while mom was watching?
>>34520143>no talkingBoring.
>>34520143Awful taste.
>>34520156talking feels forced, maybe a little mumbling, but i want it to feel real >>34520158how come?
>>34520154Pretty sure BV is cheswick, unless I got some wires mixed up.
>>34520155Bless your heart I've moved out and have a apt for a long time now.
>>34519953
Do the men here have fond memories of their mothers fondling their penises?
>>34520162You got some wires missing too
>>34520162Oh no you'll know when cheswick comes on she's as mentally unhinged as Gary
Does anyone remember that indie band from the late 2000s with the hit song "Been coming out of my cage and I been doing just fine?" I think they were called, like, The Murderers or The Hit Men or The Assassins or some shit? Anyone remember them?
>>34520133Maybe, but I already know all my flaws inside out and do what I can about them
>>34520163>bless your heart Are you now or have you ever been from the deep south
>>34520170Sounds like every fucking band from the 2000s
>>34520159>feel realI talk during sex.Being mute would be unnatural for me.>>34520155I actually don't know.I may have never had skittles in my entire life.But cherry/orange ones seem the best of that type of candy.
>>34520168The college girl that always posts pictures of cats and throws tantrums about how she doesn't have a boyfriend and men are awful because none of them will fuck or date her?
>>34520170Mr Brightside - The Killers
>>34520172Yes Alabama i can probably get you to cum just from my voice
>>34520170>>34520174Haha holy shit, it's happening. Zoomers forgot The Killers.
>>34520175sex and masturbation are different moaners > talkers any day
>>34520159Not seeing his face takes away half of the fun of his reactions. Also guys who use toys usually make better quality videos in general, I think.
Girls on dating apps - What do you actually want to talk about with strangers?
>>34520175>>34520159>feel realYOU make me feel mighty real
>>34520176Uhh she usually just posts either Gary's dick out because he pisses her off or Entwistle. Yeah namefags are toxic as fuck
>>34520180If you can,t keep up with the discourse on why you should be chained up in my bedroom, then you are too weak.
>>34520164>>34520165...
>>34520177Why didn't they ever make a song called Mr Darkside, and then they could have done a Star Wars movie scored and soundtracked by The Killers where Mr Darkside fights Mr Brightside?
>>34520183Your not supposed to talk your supposed to set up casual sex
>>34520189Hey, we already had always sunny in philly, little boy.https://youtu.be/VCvr6tzZPTU
>>34520185There was a name poster on /gioyc/ who thought that every perverted post on there was from him and that he was stalking her. That was a wild ride. There was also the autistic dude that got kicked out of a Moped Club and it led to him having paranoid ideations that a homosexual member of his club was on there and was threatening to rape him.
>>34520193Was that Kat? Doesn't she live in the same city or something
>>34519851MMy own plus or minus a couple or a few numbers. Also I'd judge based on how they react to the question. People who honestly own up to it will score points in their favor while the people who get pissed off or give sarcastic remarks instead of answering the question will be disqualified>>34519875I guess I am one because I never drank alcohol except in one instance where I tried something with small amounts of it and didn't like it. I don't like the burning sensation of it and drinking culture seems stupid and reckless from my limited perspective on it. I do find the brewing process interesting though. I think it's really cool how ancient people learned to turn excess fruits and grains into preserved drinks and how there's so many different ways to mix these beverages.>>34519889Middle school>>34520046Some of my more dominant fantasies include pining her down and lightly biting on her neck before I finish. Then it's wholesome cuddling afterwards>>34520071I blame porn for making a lot of guys think domination means just aping out and beating the crap out of their woman when real domination actually involves a lot of trust building, communication, practice, and incorporating feedback.
>>34520193Welp, typical namefag shit
>>34520193A woman accused two others here of being me.One of them didn't even write like I do.I'm not sure what to think of it.
>>34520164whats this from
is it gay as a female to want to fuck a man's mouth somehow
>inb4 nudes of both of Gary's women are shit
>>34520204No.
>>34520193Not all Type A are Namefags, but all Namefags are Type A.
>>34520204Depends, how do you feel about facesitting?
Tired of this world that continues to abuse and harass me even though it literally isn't real. Common sense dictates that nothing is actually real - just an extremely convincing illusion. And yet the illusion just constantly harasses me. A Cosmic Truman Show where I am constantly pushed to the brink of insanity. You'd think I'm Hitler, but no...I'm just a guy.
>>34520210I think you have imposter syndrome >>34520206
>>34520209cool but i more so meant shoving my fingers or something down his throat
>>34520208I thought Type A personalities indicated leadership. Most people that adopt a named persona on 4chan just have big personalities due to being mentally crazy.
Men How would a woman get better at sex
>>34520144Hahaha why not
>>34520213Weird but I could be into it, just don't make me gag
Yeah, I have a six figure job: $000,000. Impressed, ladies?
>>34520214Is Gary or blue valkrie actually crazy then?Proofs?
>>34520181>Not seeing his face takes away half of the fun of his reactions.maybe, but only if he's my type face wise. >guys who use toys usually make better quality videos in general,i dont want better quality videos, i want realistic videos. also toys are gross imo, i dont want to see some guy fuck some gross used flesh light,i want to see him stroke his cock.>>34520186what
>>34520218but the point is to make him choke and cry
>>34520077M, I take one for blood pressure and one to make me mildly thirsty at all times. That's second one is why I ended up here, obviously.I also take a Vitamin D supplement because night shift.
>>34520219No I'm only impressed when I see the cock size sorry!
>>34520220Isn't Gary the dude that posts pictures of his own feces in a toilet bowl?
>>34520222Cause your mad at having to choke on a dick? Just go out with a guy with no dick then...
>>34520222Feels a little forcefem but if she really wanted to try it I'd be willing
>>34520226Well at least he's housetrained.
>>34520183I just want to pet >him.
>>34520226Really?! What weird things does he do
>>34520230What happened to moists gf why did she leave
gas is so fucking high, I'm so scared it'll end up 10 dollars by summer and damn near 20 by November why the fuck are they doing this shit?
>>34520230Who? The junked out wastoid in the picture you just posted? Dude looks like he's gonna die of a heroin overdose within the next 3 years at the most generous.
>>34520234Idk.
Move to Mexico then only poor people worry about gas prices
>>34520236I don't think he could do heroin lol, goofy.He could probably sing glycerine tho.
>>34520238She was really pretty and seemed really normal. Did she cheat or something?
>>34520064I speak English bro
>>34520235Greater Israel.
>>34520080It makes sense. Your boyfriend is a pre-used Chad. His gf picked a virgin to corrupt. You can't over-the-top overwhelm your bf, where she got to feast on the shock destruction of his innocence.
>>34520217The prettiest orchids wilt in the light.
>>34520230You need to keep him on a leash or else he will cheat on you with more young, perky twitch streamers
>>34520243Y'all the Germans lost and Israel is are greatest ally
im glad that gas is expensive. ive always thought it was insane how bad automobile culture is.yeessss i must have a hunk of metal to go everywhere i must!!!!! i must have new item!!!being born into rampant capitalism is just a recipe for absolute nihilism. it's so fucking over i don't even love my family anymore.
>>34520235The ayys told them to do it
>>34520235The joys of living in California
>>34520246Cheat? He's perfect bait.
>>34520255Unicorn b8?
>>34520225What size impresses you?
>>34520245Why do you think her so weak
>>34520257
>>34520216Casual or romantic sex?
9 inch cocks are as long as my forearm
my penis is smelly even though I haven't jerked off in 2 days
My stomach has been hurting for weeks now :/
>>34520264Plap
>>34520077MAntidepressants>>34520121I'm in a similar situation to him. It sucks not being able to move out. It makes it a lot harder to enforce boundaries with unhealthy parents>>34520213Based as fuck and not gay>>34520216Research male anatomy, common male fantasies, male sexual psychology, practice with your partner or with toys, exercise, communicate, also build confidence and sexual assertiveness. You can also look into women who make erotic content for men and learn some of their tricks while finding and incorporating your own personal touches to it. Reading erotica can also inspire new ideas.
>>34520264Probably thicker than your wrist, but not that long.
>>34520267Doctor
>>34520260Not weak but special. A treasure not a trophy.
Which one, moids?
Happy mother's day to all atoga mamacitas
>>34520241Apparently he cheated
>>34520277I'd hug her and then grope her butt
>>3452027775% left, 25% right
>>34520277I like hugs.
The thought of getting dick has distracted me for TOO LONG
>>34520143Thanks for answering
Women, why aren't (You) muscle mommy maxxing?
>>34520272What do you think it is
>>34520283So go get some?
>>34520276Why
>>34520290Idk, I'm not a doctor.
Women would you date a man who refused to show you his dick?
F hereHow do I find someone normal and safe to have sex with? I'm really inexperienced and don't want to be anymore. I went on fetlife (i'm retarded) and it's all hardcore shit. What do? I feel too inadequate for tinder or something because I don't want my face and name associated with "hi i'm a big fucking loser please fuck me"
>>34520290terminal case of mental retardation
>>34520291I can't
>>34520204Somehow? You literally just grab him by the head and grind yourself on his face while he eats you out. Fucking amateur hour over here.>>34520003Crotchless panties are so uncomfortable>>34519996Elves are so superior because they can live for centuries without twink death.>>34519967>Women do you like kisses while getting mercilessly plowed?Yes, especially if it's from behind and they pull my hair to turn my head around to face them. >>34519889>Last time you got in a fist fight?Outside of the gym, it was about two years ago.>>34519851>what body count would be too high for you for someone you want to date?I literally do not give a single shit about body count.
>>34520287I think I have some complications with gymming. I still lift whatever in duffle bags and I went back once and proceeded to increase my weights just fine. But my recovery almost feels like a full body flu and my muscles do not chill out for over 48 hours after.
>>>34519623woman or man hands?
>>34520297Nice bait, I'm sure some naive incel here will take this seriously
Men come up with the worst romantic scenarios
>>34520311Pretend it's not bait and just help or ignore pls>>34520297Also i know it's opposite gender but women please help!
a friend told me this story last night:he went to a coffee shop, saw that the waitress was smiling back and stuff, asked her about some X thing that wasnt a simple "hello how are you" and asked her for her phone numbermessaged her later and asked when she was leaving workwent there again at that hour, went to a park with her, kissed a lot, then asked her if she wanted to continue elsewhere and she said yesthey went to a motel and fuckedshe was a 20 yo girl, he's a 30 yo(he's also very short, but looks good and is smooth)women would you date a man like that?men would you date a woman like that?
>>34520297>How do I find someone normal and safe to have sex with?this chick had luck, maybe try that >>34520316
I need a BF who's weird in the way Werner Herzog is weird.
>>34520293Because gold never tarnishes
>>34520319ive never been asked out irl so i don't see that happening for me
>>34520301>But my recovery almost feels like a full body flu and my muscles do not chill out for over 48 hours after.I think that means you're overtraining
>>34520299Why?
>>34520316Sounds like something from a fictional story set in a rural town in the 1980's
>>34520296No. I demand dick, it's the main reason I'm not dating women exclusively.
>>34520297>F here>How do I find someone normal and safe to have sex with? I'm really inexperienced and don't want to be anymore. I went on fetlife (i'm retarded) and it's all hardcore shit. What do? I feel too inadequate for tinder or something because I don't want my face and name associated with "hi i'm a big fucking loser please fuck me"Get a bf who cares about you, and will take things at a pace you're comfortable with?
>>34520297>>34520315Didn't you fuck some guy friend last week?
Men would you hit your wife if she didn't have dinner ready after coming home?
>>34520329>Get a bf who cares about you, and will take things at a pace you're comfortable with?I don't know how to get a bf, it's fucking impossible. I don't want to be single
>>34520327Date a woman who let's you fuck dudes on the side?
>>34520332I'd make her the dinner
>>34520330No, what the fuck are you talking about? I hardly post here and havent had sex in years
>>34520323But how am I suposed to measure if I am getting better. I'm not literally totaling out my heavy ass doordashes I carry up stairs or through winding hallways.
The hog
>>34520333>I don't know how to get a bf, it's fucking impossibleBruh, make a dating profile.
>>34520340>Bruh, make a dating profile.On what app? I tried hinge and it made me want to kill myself. I kept getting matched with anti vax dudes who had kids or legit love on the spectrum tier autists
>>34520325I have more important things to take care of
>>34520338Just follow a regimen and you'll get stronger if you stick with it.
>>34520344Fine I'll go tomorrow.
>>34520342I met my gf on OKCupid. I think tinder is still the most popular though.
Girls with meat flaps, are you not afraid that an eagle will mistake your pussy for food one day and put its claws through it?
Which femanons on /atoga/ would be seen reading this book in public?
>>34520349That's the raped one, JH.
>>34520332Not unless she made a habit of it.
>>34520346My introduction to lifting was Scooby1961 on youtube (same for Korrasami iirc) who I'd still recommend. He keeps it grounded and science based, and doesn't get into the hype that a lot of bro lifters do.
>>34520332No, but I'd hit you for talking about hitting women.
>>34520332I'd plap her
>>34520339That your favourite novel?
>>34520357No, but I think this >>34520349is yours
>>34520327You still get to fuck it or whatever, but he doesn't want you to see it
>>34520354You have never been in a fight. Real men hit females.
Is this how women that are on 4chan a lot, behave when they are out in public?
>>34520321Whys she gold
>>34520364No. I love the dumb youth.
>>34520348Is your dad’s weewee an eagle? Then yes
>>34520358I don't read novels by gay rights activists
Genuine question, is it just socially popular right now to put down men? Do women get like social points with other women for doing it? Why are they so determined to make it clear they hate being attracted to us? even bi women
>>34520370You will.
>>34520313What'd we do now? :/
>>34520348I don't hike in the nude, so can't say that's ever been a concern
>>34520371I tried asking that same completely vapid "question" online back in 2006. You're not as deep as you think you are.
Having retarded family members is very difficult
>>34520364No, that's just elderly Chinese ladies. They're pretty brutal
>>34520374NTA but I've never read that one, only If Beale Street Could Talk and Another Country.
>>34520371It's kind of like how in the 2010s black/brown women would seethe about white men, but somehow always end up fucking one.
Y’all have too much free time
>>34520300>Outside of the gym, it was about two years agoStory time?
>>34520362>You have never been in a fight. Real men hit femalesNTA. I've never had to. My dick keeps them in line.
>>34520403>Your tripfag career has been an utter failure.Has there ever been a successful tripfag career?
>>34520371It used to get to me as well, but once you realize how pathetic it all is, it becomes cute/funny/hot. They're basically saying "woe is me, if only I weren't such a hopeless cock-brained slut. But alas, my addiction is incurable!"
>>34520365She shines like it
>>34520405NTA, but me.
>>34520413They said tripfag, not anon.
>>34520415I retired while I was ahead.
>>34520416That doesn't make you successful. That makes you a retiree.
Women would you date a moid with backne that occasionally needs a good pop
I need a new sketchbook :(
>>34520427Show sketches
I wish it was okay to just be completely silent together when we go out
>>34520413Who are you then
>>34520405Uhhh cheswick is pretty popular half the things Gary even posted was from cheswick
>>34520423Yeah lemme get in there>>34520431I'd say take her hiking but I think that would be poorly received rn
>>34520403This board is peer support for fags, troons and sexual degenerates and you belong in camps
>>34520437No wonder you post here
>>34520436>I'd say take her hiking but I think that would be poorly received rnI'm a girl and I was thinking of car rides and situations where you're normally expected to make small talk
>>34520436>I'd say take her hiking but I think that would be poorly received rnNTA. Why?
>>34520437Didn't you bone prone a 17 yr old doesn't that mean your the same as us Gary. One of us. Your here forever Gary-chan
Why won’t femanons date fat and balding guys?
>>34520439Why talk?! when you should be having sex in the car... You don't have a just a friend you have a boyfriend. Who your supposed to be blowing in the car
>>34520446Kill yourself
>>34520444I would but your probably not in my country
>>34520447Did I hurt your feelings of not having sex? go outside and touch some grass fellow 4chan poster.
Is this the ideal height for a couple?
>>34520444I have a man.
>>34520444can we keep this question to once per thread, please?
>>34520449I don't want to have sex and you sound like a creepy sex pest
>>34520450>Is this the ideal height for a couple?No, it's 6'3"/5'6"
>>34520450Not really I prefer shorter guys then me on avg like four or three feet shorter.
>>34520443I think y’all bone men, transmen, animals and children. 17 is age of consent here and I don’t select for it, I mean wasn’t cheswick 40?
>>34520456>tfw I'm not 2 feet tall
>>34520454No that's the tripfags. I'm a biofem but I will never understand another woman who isn't having sex with someone or takes breaks in between having sex with a different partner
>>34520457>transmenNTA. Still pretty good pussy if you get em before the body hair growth.
>>34520462Why the fuck would I try to have sex while one of us is driving? Are you retarded?
>>34520457she was actually hot though. Any tips to woo cheese dick?? I mean you had one fucking job Gary and couldn't even keep ches
>>34520466Bring her your unwashed ass, a bucket of fried chicken and a crack pipe
>Gary fill us in about driving sex again and how "based" it was
>>34520469I’d raise it to 21. Lowest I’d go without law? Still 17.
>>34520332No.
>>34520450No.
>>34520380Yes it is.
Women if yo
Gary tell us stuff you did with ches.
Post genderIs yo-yoing an attractive hobby?
>>34520296I mean... does >he have a receiving cnc fetish? Can I show myself >his cock?
>>34520480f, yeah, it's not bad
>>34520473Why cause you have daughters? You just know in Canada they will be having full blown sex at 12 with colored men and there nothing you can do that will stop it
GenderWhat's your favourite animal and plant?
For men with no strict type and/or bi men:In a relationship, do you long for the opposite of who you're with, or are you mostly satisfied? "Mostly satisfied" meaning they only pass through your mind fleetingly, no yearning or extensive lustful longing each day.
>>34520487Snake, I like this one.
>>34520480MBeing skilled with your hands is cool I guess, but I wouldn't call it attractive. Or unattractive. Cool, but overall neutral.
>>34520492R-OCD femanon?
>>34520411WhyI never believe men when they say this
>>34520480As a woman, gloving is cooler
>>34520487>favourite animalUmbrella octopus.>favorite plantWe've got a really cool rose bush. No idea where it came from, nobody planted it. Hardy, too; it survived a heavy metal thing being blown onto it. I'll go with that one.
>He does fent and weed guys all the time. >He litterally is as I was told bisexual >He's doesn't support his kids with cheswick>His family is a bunch of deadbeats who don't give a shit about his two kids >The other girl was 17 and he was weirdly sexual with a 12 yr sister>And then she cheated on him and has a son by another dude lolTaking a big L Gary
>>34520371Yes, there is some pressure due to increased awareness and shaming for women who pander for male attention (Pick Me's). Being hateful towards men communicates that one is supportive of other women over men, and is a safe person to be around.From my observation this may be similar to "hate my bitch wife" humor in some respects. Or guys who downplay loving their girlfriends so they don't seem "whipped." But I could be wrong. I am not male.
>>34520493Oh shi, picture
>>34520477*covering moid mouth*
>>34520506Wowo I heard you can make health drinks with parsley
>>34520492Tempting if it's in front of me but I don't go for it or long for it.
>>34520391>Story time?I was at an EDM festival a couple of years ago with my best friend. A guy in the crowd groped me, so I yanked his beard with both hands and pulled him to the ground and started punching him in the face. He pushed me off, but I fell back holding his beard and started kicking him in the head and face. I don't remember him hitting me, but my lip was busted. I was also next to naked, so not my proudest moment.>>34520487>What's your favourite animal and plant?Not sure on animal, since I have a lot. Maybe a red panda? Plant would be jacarandas. My mom grew a bunch in our back yard and it was one of the few creature comforts I had growing up.
>>34520509*siiiiiiiiigh*
>>34520511Gross dude. Based story though.
I need to have sex before I lose itF ugly virgin How do I hook up with no regrets
>>34520515>How do I hook up with no regretsI always refer it tbqh
>>34520515The vascular virilized hands of a male. Perhaps one wearing a dress.
>>34520511Based
>>34520515You need to have sex before you lose your virginity?
>>34520515FIt’s worth waiting, I was also an ugly virgin
>>34520437Based Gary
>>34520487F, cat and thyme.
>>34520522How did you escape
>>34520517>referRegret*I hate autocorrect
>>34520526Found someone who didn’t think I was ugly
>>34520515Like Gary said you all belong in camps, there’s nothing worse than incels perhaps maybe ESL’s and brownoids
>GenderWhat is/was for dinner?
>>34520529HowNo one has ever hit on me or even tried to befriend me. I am invisible.
>>34520532MI remember saying I'd make bolognese but I lied. I made souvlaki.
I’m going to love you whether you consent or not.
>>34520532F, greek salad and sourdough.
>>34520533Honestly use the internet to your advantage, charm people facelessly
>>34520536uh..
>>34520535oh my lord the betrayal but thats good too
>>34520501>Umbrella octopus.I just realized they made her say, "You guys made me ink," because they couldn't say, "You guys made me squirt.">>34520514What's gross? The lack of clothing? It was an outside festival in 90+ degree weather.
>>34520498Talk is cheap but gold is not. And it will glitter not matter what you believe.
>>34520537Where protein?>inb4 dairy and gluten have proteinWhere protein?
>>34520538The charm disappears once they see my face
>>34520532FWent out for ice creamMight have some leftover pizza as a snack though
>>34520547Take better pictures
>>34520544You yap yap yap but don’t explain
>>34520546There was about 16g of protein in the feta alone, thats plenty.
>>34520549I'm too ugly
>>34520553How ugly?
>>34520537Sounds tasty
>>34520531You know that he got a DNA test and he was 54% Jewish right. He's a brownie too
>>34520532MLeftover roast chicken with vegetables and gravy.
>>34520555Thanks, it was very tasty.
>>34520543No, the dude was gross.
>>34520532Pussy and whatever my gf decides to cook, I think we’re having chicken and mushroom risotto tonight
>>34520557where carbs
>>34520532M. Curry Vindaloo.
Women. Which are you?Men. Which would you?
>>34520556Still better than being an Indian living in Toronto larping as black
>>34520564F, probably like a 6. I want to be a 1 though.
>>34520564M3,4,5
>>345205645 :/ im working on it tho
>>34520564I'd nail 2-5
>>34520564MWould 1 through 6
>>34520564I’m a 2 I want to be 4
>>34520569>>34520572>>34520575Would
I found the male version :DMen, which one are you?Women, which one would you?
>>34520564>>34520579These make no sense Skinny to jacked to fat
>>34520579f3
>>34520579None of these are me. I'm too chubby for Standard but I'm too standard for Chubby.
>>34520580ya AI isnt known for being all that logical :P
>>34520579I'm a 2
>>345205791-7
>>345205646/7 idk
>>345205643 waist-up, 6 waist-down.
>>34520579F6-9
>>345205791,2,3,6
>>34520579Only ever 4 or 5
>>34520551What is there to explain. I could tell you how she's pretty and funny and clever and how she makes me feel but she does a better job of explaining herself by just being than my purple prose ever will.
>>34520592moid hands
>>3452058735+ BMI says otherwise.
>>34520579M3 I guess but not as cut
>>34520562Vegetables includes potatoes and pumpkin.
>>34520594Why would you ever want a man that was weak ffs. You'll end up with Gary's instead
>>34520595Bmi doesn't say anything and has been notoriously innacurate for women.
>>345205792, which is way to broad a category. The majority of not overweight men would be 2s in this scale.
>>34520579Zac Oyama to Scarra
>>34520600>doesn't deny it
>>34520593Whys she clever
>>34520601Fatty cope
>>34520564F3 or 4. I used to be skinnier than 1.
>>34520606You're coping through me. You're welcome.
>>34520607>I used to be skinnier than 1.eating disorder?
It’s time for me to go, I’m too tired to go on
>>34520608You're coping with heart disease
>>34520609Not actively. Like I didn't force myself to vomit or anything.
The harpist girl from social media is cute.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bTJkdvvc6bI
>>34520564Female, a mix of 2 and 4>>34520579None of these look good. 3 I guess but much taller and broader and without the ridiculous abs
>>34520579M2
>>34520618Hello skinny boy let me get you a burger
Why does this happen?
>>34520613Ye
>>34520610Recover your strength, anon.
Things you should never do to an erect penis
>>34520620His boner muscle
>>34520532Pasta with almost homemade meat sauce, green salad with maple dijon dressing
>>34520590chubby chaser
>>34520624I keep trying and trying and it never comes back
>>34520628understatement of the century
>>34520619I'd rather some cake
>>34520564MAssuming they stopped being Japanese it's 2-6, and 1 and 7 could win me over.
>>34520620turns out dead weight is more difficult to liftever tried to pick up a person that has body tension and holds on to you vs one thats deep asleep and limp?
>>34520625Pencil sharpener
>>34520614>but much taller and broaderHa ha.
>>34520629Sometimes the wait is long, but it will.
>>34520632Gay
>>34520620Women, would you let a man carry you to bed like this?
Why are women goopy poopy messes that can’t function without handholding
>>34520633And I'm 2 in this one >>34520579. Maybe a little fitter than that but not nearly as much as 3.
>>34520620Pretty sure it's the opposite, inanimate object has a more stable centre of gravity and is easier to carry vs a squirming person>>34520634But yeah, a dead weight person is a lot harder to carry than one who's actively balancing
>>34520638Women have cake, anon. Estrogen is a leavening agent.
>>34520605Because she gets my jokes and keeps up with my dancing and rambling. And she can sniff out my bullshit as well as everyone else's. She can see right through me.
>>34520641Why does Gary abandon children? Changing his mind doesn't make it go away.
>>34520641Gary, who is Julian, and why does he always mention you?
>>34520634No, but I had a bf that could lift 250 at the gym and said it was easy to lift me at 125 but it felt like he was struggling
All identityfags and namefags should be thrown into an abandoned mine and sealed inside.
>>34520613>The harpist girl from social media is cuteI like watching her give titty fucks
>>34520651*imagining abandoned mine sex with >him*
>>34520651Are identity fags tripfags?
>>34520561Eating pussy is gay
>>34520636I just meant more sturdy like a bigger frame, and I don't mind a little bit of a stomach. Like athletic dadbod, I guess
>>34520655A tripfag is an identityfag but an identityfag isn't necessarily a tripfag
>>34520647One of the moms has a developmental disorder and the other does drugs. Neither have their children (had nothing to do with me)
>>34520645What dancing
>>34520662>impregnated a retard and a druggie >doesn't take care of the kids himself>NOT MY FAULT MY KIDS HAVE TO BE BROUGHT UP IN FOSTER CAREinsane
>>34520564F2>>34520579Would 1-5. And there's a 5.5 out there that I would. The jump from 5 to 6 in this is crazy.
>>34520662you have both a developmental disorder and are a druggie, it is your faultyou should get court ordered castration to prevent further such incidents
>>34520651Identityfags are created, they don’t choose to be one
Why isn't there a female version of JO buds?
>>34520672They choose to keep up their identity
>>34520674How do you expect them to charge the crystal
>>34520674Cause we're too busy to network, and moids don't like being friends.
>>34520676>just stop being you
>>34520536we are love.
>>34520654tfw imma call his weiner my pick axe
You’re not good at cuddling
>>34520683Uwu dig in*facefucks >him*
>>34520663Like a ballet of sorts
i have a stomach ache and its all men's faults
>>34520683>tfw imma call his weiner my pick axeSMASHING
>>34520687Better get your slippers and skirt on
>>34520688I told you not to eat that.
Women, are you a seductress?
>>34520667>>34520670Isn’t taking care of kids the mother’s job
Men, how does it feel when a woman is mad at you?
>>34520693As if I could ever prance and twirl like her
>>34520696No
>>34520701Depends on who she is
>>34520696Is it working?
>>34520696yes
>>34520701Kind of hot.
>>34520701>some random womanWho cares?>a girl I likeTerrible, the same feeling I get when I wake up in a cold sweat at night because I've done horribly wrong.>my momIt's over for me.
do people really date without the intent to marry?
>>34520710People date to get their genitals stimulated
>>34520710That was the original point of "dating"
>>34520711you can do that yourself though
>>34520701My gf is almost never mad at me but when she is the bitch is absolutely terrifying
Moids, why have you stopped taking women on actual dates!?
>the other brownoid has awoken too uuugh
>>34520710Saar do not redeem the arranged marriage to Manjula
>>34520718what the heck why am i being headcannoned as brown when i just asked a normal question?
>>34520717You don’t even speak English suck my BWC slave caste
>>34520720
>>34520717Why must it continue here>>34520726>>34520722Shut the fuck up and ask questions to the genders
>>34520726no im not, stop bullying me
>>34520727Saar why are you larping as your thread gf did the last on get stolen kek
Either gender, when you see a comic like this that is just trying to stir shit, what are your thoughts? This doesn't help anybody!
>>34520728>frog posting Jeet core behaviour
>>34520731Mostly I just feel second hand embarrassment for the person who saved and reposted it
>>34520731Funny how none of these comics represent indian men and/or their own culture, they just cease to exist in our timeline after doing most of the hard lifting for the economy
>>34520728Shut up>>34520730Shut up>>34520733Shut up
>>34520674>Why isn't there a female version of JO buds?There is. I'm in a discord sever with several goonettes. They'll even share their control links for their sex toys.
>>34520716Dates are for relationships, we hangout until then. The latter is the one you’ll be doing most in a relationship, it’s important to know if she can hangout. Dates are a treat
>>34520737Thank you pajeets for paying my NEETbux
>>34520731FWho is pathetic enough to make it, post it and share it. Also the girl on the right is hot
>>34520738Saar why are you crashing out benchode
Anyone here try that Carpe deodorant, is it legit?
>>34520696Yes
>tfw no qt bf to watch horror movies with who'll let me grope him at any given moment
>>34520731I know this is fake because if men were handed flowers in 2008 they would get called gay.
>>34520564FBetween 2 and 3 maybe
>>34520564M. 1 through 5. I'd *tolerate* a 6 if she was a LTR
>>34520752as a moid, I hate the thought of all of that.
>>34520761not a horror movie fan?not a fan of being groped? why
>>34520752why are you transgender?
>>34520750I got it but never use it because you’re supposed to put it on the night before, and that’s stupid to me
>>34520713It's not the same. Men also want to dominate women, and women want to submit to men.
>>34520752You Foids need to fucking understand boundries! You don't just get free use!
>>34520764>put it on the night before,What the fuck
>>34520762nta but both of those are very unpleasant
Im hard right now :/
>>34520764just put it on after showering before bed, whats so complicated about that?
>>34520739Damn, that's awesome. How do you keep trannies out?
>>34520768What>>34520772I don’t want clogging substances on my body while I sleep
>>34520769okay but whyno ones answered me yet>>34520767i like to think its not actual sexual assault if you grope someone youre in a long term relationship with, i wouldnt care if my hypothetical bf groped me
>>34520771Run into a wall.
Women shouldnt be allowed to wear deodorant
>>34520775your brain is a clogging substance
>>34520771That’s disgusting
Ewwww, why is it so big and red?
>>34520752My ex used to accidentally squeeze my balls while doing this.
>>34520776>but why because your pores open up during sleep
>>34520778My boner goes through boulders though
>>34520783Who told you about that?
Why don't men cut to bleed with us monthly anymore?
>>34520783It's happy to see you.
>>34520786? what>>34520785did you like it?
>>34520789Cut themselves where?
>>34520780Up your butt
>>34520789I dont cut anymore sorry
Foids, why do some of you do this shit? Fucking explain yourselves and be accountable for your gender here!
>>34520781Its throbbing too
>>34520794>>34520799Tch, so much for TRADITIONAL MEN
>>34520800mentally ill people date mentally ill people that do mentally ill people shithow's that surprising to you or in need of explanation? subsaharan IQ?
>>34520752My wife randomly grabs my crotch, but it's to me really annoying because she doesn't do it with any sexy time intentions. Feels performative.
>>34520800men are guilty of it too, you just dont see it as much because more men commit crimes than women.
>>34520803Put ice on it
>>34520794the penis
>>34520789>I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut>And my weakness is that I care too much
Gay
>>34520800That’s funny, stop being a bitch anon
>>34520791It really hurt.
>>34520752>tfw no qt gf who ties me up and gags me and forces me to watch horror movies with her while groping me (I hate horror movies)
>>34520800Why didn't the moid tell the woman he was getting married to that he was receiving panties? Sounds like moids being moids.
Ok im soft now
>>34520805Sorry dont want more scars
>>34520824Thank god, that was disgusting
>>34520828Come on it wasnt that bad
>>34520824What a waste
>>34520830It made my skin crawl
>OnlyFans Model Charged with Murder for Gluing, Taping and Plastic Wrapping Client in Fatal Fetish Session Gets Plea Deal>Prosecutors said at the hearing that on the night Dale died, he allegedly paid Rylaarsdam more than $11,000 to engage in fetish play, asking the then-29-year-old to wrap him in Saran wrap "like a mummy," glue women's boots onto his feet and then pour adhesive in his eyes in order to seal them shut.>Police arrived, however, to find Dale with a plastic bag over his head, duct tape over his mouth, face and head and plastic wrap shrouding his entire body, prosecutors said.GenderWho was in the wrong here?
>>34520814Yeah, no thanks.
Yawn, wake me up when the 8 inch anons are back
>>34520823How did they let this through the mail? Wouldn't something like that be confiscated?
>>34520789Ah yes, those early civilizations that had no clue about animal husbandry
>>34520836FObviously the gooner. She mercy killed him to deliver him from his self made hell. She's a saint.
>>34520834You're making it sound like you saw a monster
>>34520844A one eyed snake, perhaps?
>>34520839Why? Prisoners are allowed to be disgusting freaks.
>>34520836>Saran wrap fetishI encountered one of those.Shit was weird.
Foids, reminder to stay away from the Textile House!
>>34520844It's an abomination for sure
>>34520847It's very dangerous because if you wrap them too tight you can cut off circulation.Really any sort of breath play fetish is dangerous and not worth partaking in
>>34520855Yeah he just wrapped his body and not his head. And he wanted me to rip it off and play with him.
>>34520855Man, I love when coomers end themselves because they took it too far. Majestic to observe natural selection in all it's glory.
>>34520845Maybe>>34520850I think its aesthetically pleasing
Why aren’t there more serious attempts at writing cheating stories/ntr? This goes for most media outside of pure no nonsense smut. Cheating happens commonly, hell, I’ve been a real life ntr situation. You’d think such a fundamental part of the human experience would be written with more seriousness. But in most serious stories, most cheating is left for a “bad character” who is easily swept aside or as an excuse for a breakup that catapults the beginning of the story
>>34520863We're actually bored of the cheating narrative. Idk how you got so obsessed with it without being mentally ill.
>>34520867But I don’t see it that often in stories that Tia themselves seriously outside of smutty romance novels. Why hasn’t someone wrote the equivelant of crime and punishment for cheaters/cheating? I’d be down to read that.
>>34520869Why don't you write it?
>>34520871Honestly that’s a good idea. Feels like there an untapped market here.
what is the iq of the average atogan by gender
>>34520863Are you retarded? Try reading something other than porn cartoons maybe
>>34520875Like 130, but men do not have social skills here.
>>34520869Gee idk, it's not like there isn't an even more famous Russian author who wrote an even more famous novel about it
When I was 11 or so I used to fool around with my neighbor who was around my age. I don't know why our parents let us have sleepovers but anyway when we slept together she liked grabbing my dick and balls and she really squeezed hard it hurt, but I never told her to stop. Women, would you get the ick if your bf told you to not use his balls as an anti-stress toy?
>>34520876I don’t even read porn cartoons. Last novel I read about affairs was The Awakening, but it lacked depth on the more embarrassing, deep dark depths of cheating. It was less about cheating, and more about the
>>34520880Anna Katerina? That was good, but it was missing just something.
>>34520881I know that this is a story fabricated just so you could post that gif, but I applaud you anyways
>>34520882>and more about theOh thank god, he was raptured to hell finally.
>>34520885It's not. I was just thinking about it and looked for a related image
>>34520884what? smut depictions of the actual fucking? gooners really deserve to be tortured
>>34520046I tend to switch, but lately I've been forcing orgasms and slapping her around. Biting clit, yknow. Making her piss herself. Light shit. IDK man ever since I learned my dick was too big to do any good in this world my brain's been going to odd places
>>3452087598 for both
>>34520889Okay, what’s wrong with being a gooner, huh? Everyone masturbates. Everyone is horny. Pretending that there needs to be a group that is othered (“gooners”, as you call them) for their masturbation habits is bullshit
You guys are not being very stimulating today
>>34520898I am stimulating actually
>>34520896>Everyone masturbates. Everyone is horny. Wrong
>>34520898post hands
>>34520900if youre an adult and never feel horniness, you are either A) on ssris that killed your libido or B) have childhood trauma that has stunted you sexually
>>34520898yeah? well im depressed, fuck off
>>34520901No
>>34520898>>34520901this, or dickor dick in hand
>>34520900Having low libido must be hell. Thought, if you’re a man, it will help after you have a baby.
>>34520906then the thread will stay dead, you are to blame, you and every man unwilling to post hand. baka
>>34520908>>34520910? I’m surprised more dudes aren’t doing this, they’re usually dogs
>>34520912theyve become prudes... men used to be men, now they’re just shy little boys
>>34520912We would do it if femanons posted likewise, but they never do.
>>34520914>woman ask for sfw hand pics>men ask for nsfw picshm
>>34520913I’ve done it before don’t feel like doing it again>>34520914So you’re a child
>>34519760White people yuck
>>34520919White men yum
why in red pill spaces do guys say not to date nurses ? I understand there's maybe a stereotype that they're crazy but I thought it's a respectable career
>>34520916Someone also asked for dick pics, could have been a guy to be fair.
Find a flaw.
You already have me in your folder no need for another
>>34520918>So you’re a childI've posted my hand and penis before.
>>34520921because they are at work so much that they fall in love with their coworkers and cheat
>>34520921>stereotype that they're crazyIts that they're serial cheaters, not crazy
>>34520921They're the most likely profession to cheat, and its not even close
>>34520925my folder is so small though.. i dont mind dupes
>>34520924You posted her here so other men could cum tribute to her and cuck you directly.
>>34520926Manchild my bad
>>34520924not blonde
>>34520921They’re considered serial cheater. I only hang out with left leaning and blue pill people and even they have running jokes about cheating nurses
>>34520924you like her, which means she must be a steaming pile of shit in every way
>>34520921Because autistic virgins with no real life experience believe everything they read on the internet
Men, have you ever been mellow? have you ever tried?
>Glenn GouldHahaha
State gender. Have you guys ever considered the isolated rural/country/woodland lifestyle? If so, why? If not, would you ever consider that lifestyle?
>>34519771>>Gender>How was the weekend sex?Non existent
>>34520945M. I don’t , because I’m afraid of creepy killers. Living alone out in who knows where seems like prime “you will be killed and forgotten” material
>>34520945F, Absolutely not, I'd be on edge of some lunatics breaking in and killing me.
>>34520940She could beat you up, troon twink
What are the usual causes for 25+ virgins who aren’t stereotypical incels/femcels?
>>34520945F, I already live pretty isolated rural and I'd like to live even more secluded. Ideally in the middle of nowhere with nobody around for miles. >why Because it's peaceful.
When will women be real?
>>34520943Giga autist
>>34520953Dertermines>>34520955Ai slopThis all you people can create?
>>34519760do you have a dick or a pussy?
>>34520958pussiu?
>>34520945Wonderful for a holiday, but I could never actually live that way
>>34520958a pussy sadly
>>34520960deek
>>34520963:o
>>34520951I'm guessing autism, or some other neural difference that makes them extremely risk adverse
Just another day in my fat and balding chud life, my legs are cramping.
>>34520953Good health and self respect are attractive traits
>>34520966Eat a banana
>>34520956Lmao
>>34520945my dream is to live in a lot in the middle of a valley in a house I built myself. I'd pay to dig a well but with my construction experience I could bircklay and get some basic shit going pretty well
>>34520970They gave us snow bunnies. I love Utah.
>>34520975Whyte women are mid and age like shit. The only reason some people find them attractive is because of western media propagating european beauty standards
>>34520970>After thinking about it for a long time, I'm still struggling to see what whyte people gave to this world bar endless wars, colonialism, slavery, racism, mass shootings etcBWC
>indian spammer timeuuuugh
man I just want to eat out and fuck a teenager. They're so fucking hot dude. I saw one at the mall wearing these tight booty shorts and crop top and i was all like "damn bitch your parents let you out like that?" and was thinking "goddamn if I wasn't wearing my sweatpants I couldve gotten her insta and fucked in a hotel motel".Man, you people fall off HARD after you hit twenty. Jesus christ
>>34520962Sadly? Pussies are wonderful!
>>34520978Just say you’re gay my friend. You don’t need to do this much thinking when it comes to “I wanna fuck”
>>34520981brown/10 bait
>>34520982they’re messy and alien looking
>>34520968nah, I just gotta rest my muskelsThey've been carrying a pig all day.
>>34520983>I fuck pink skinned pig like people who look 50 by the time they hit 25Lmao
>>34520921I'm not redpilled, but nurses are so incredibly slutty in my experience.
No woman has my autism, that's why I'm alone.
Why are child predators always whyte? It's like 87% of them or something always turn out to be whyte. Insane fucking stat
>>34520836They're both degenerates
Yeah the iq here is like 80
>>34520942Only for about 30 minutes after I cum.
I promise you that NOBODY likes whyte people irl. The world will never forget what atrocities they are doing and have done in the past. Colonialism never fucking stopped, it just became more subtle because of whytes are devious devils
>>34520998Nativeanon moment
>>34520993Because in brown countries raping little kids isn't even seen as a crime worth keeping track of, it's seen as a common daily occurrence like people taking a shit.
>>34520986They're multi orgasmic though. And I think they look nice.
>>34520985I'm like latte foam brown. Sun tanned but with no niggerness. You feel me?
>>34520998>I promise you that NOBODY likes whyte people irl.Brown ladies seem to like my penis, just saying.
not all brownanons are like that guypersonally, i love white men
>>34521007Thank you uncle
>>34521007Thanks. Most of us know he's in the minority.
>>34521005>no niggernessdoubt [x]
saw a black girl today, she smelled kind of nice, sat next to me, but then she left as soon as I got on.
>>34519771MI just have to imagine it.
>>34520986>they’re messyI realize that must be annoying asf in your day to day, but it makes us absolutely ravenous during sex.
any general advice for dating a guy with 0 experience?
State genderWhich season would you prefer to die in?
>>34521002men really can’t have multiple organism? why not just stroke it again a minute after the first orgasm? i think you guys arent trying hard enough>>34521016men are simple creatures when it comes to puss
>>34521018Winter, babyI don't to feel sweaty and sticky.
>>34521017Yeah, don't.
>>34521018F, end of autumn, feels like wrapping things up season.
>>34521017you mean a guy with 0 experience, or a guy as a person with 0 experience
>>34521021why not?
>>34521012man, you're right. White peopel need to step it up
>>34521023Sorry I meant a guy with 0 experience
>>34521007I wish I black women are attractive. Monkey features and pubes for hair is just so off putting
>>34521021Women keep complaining how unworthy of dating and inept men are. They have so many options, so they should do the right thing for themselves.
>>34521010long hair, small nose, and hazel eyes say otherwise fagmo
>>34521028I'm hispanic not black so my hair is straight actually :D
>>34521011black women always smell amazing.
>>34521018
>>34521007Wigs off to you
>>34521030
>>34521019>men are simple creatures when it comes to pussDon't you think it's hot when a guy cums a lot?
>>34521036no, i find bodily fluids gross, im glad he’s having a good time but i dont want anything to do w his sticky goo
>>34521007Appreciate you :)
>>34521027I assume the same way you did it with other guys.
>mindbreaks atoga
>>34521041money can’t fix your lack of a soul
>>34521041>average white household size 1 person >average brown household size 23 persons
>>34521038>no, i find bodily fluids gross, im glad he’s having a good time but i dont want anything to do w his sticky goohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_ag67tH3I
Jizz in my pants is a romance song
>>34521043>>34521042All cope
>>34521019>men really can’t have multiple organism? why not just stroke it again a minute after the first orgasm? i think you guys arent trying hard enoughMost of us have refractory periods. For the lucky ones it lasts a few minutes, for most several hours, for some up to a day.
>>34521046>diversity hires means anything
>>34521047wow thats terrible, so some men can’t masturbate and reach a peak multiple times a day?
>>34521050>academically smarter than you>actually work instead of complaining about immigrants all day whilst living on welfare>"dIvers1ty h1res!!!!"And affirmative action heavily favoured white females and blacks when it was still around. When it was ended by Trump, guess the races of the majority of people who were laid off
>>34521054It's true :/
>>34521058my condolences
https://files.catbox.moe/8gnykz.jpegI want to stick my head in here and die. GOD HOW DO IT SMELL THO
State genderWhat ingredients go into perfect granola?
>>34521061white women
>>34521059Thank you. Somehow we manage.
Women, thoughts on femdom?
You can either >get gifted a fully autonomous motorcycle that can fly and travel on water, never needs fuel Or>get a box that when opened, rolls a million different items and gives you one. You can hit the box over and over, but one of the rolls is instant ED/vagimusWhich do you pick?
>>34521070Not a fan, I want to be equals in a relationship, not him nor I dominant to one another.
>>34521057>Anons, fire up the Bhat singal!Why did you delete?
>>34521079ENTJ samefags constantly
Girls, do you expect your boyfriend to not watch porn?
>>34521081yes
>>34521080thisThe problem is when ENTJ starts shitting up the thread anyone could be a samefag. Even this post could be him. But most commonly he'll post indian shit and then accuse someone else of posting indian shit (notice how the indian shit ONLY comes up when he starts posting, and otherwise the thread is largely indian free). This will be called an Indian post, because it's a meta post. Don't post about him, just ignore him and do not reply to this post. Anyone who replies to this post is ENTJ.
>>34521081no
All the femanons left because they're too busy thinking about throbbing, dripping, uncircumcised penis.
Instead of watching porn, women have sex with a new person every weekend. And sometimes film it for OnlyFans. And then they claim that porn is the biggest problem.
>>34521089I went and made granola. It's in the oven now. Disgusting projecting moidoid.
>>34521089>>34521090
All the maleanons left because they're too busy thinking about throbbing, moist, innie pussy
>>34521081Yes>>34521087Pickme, pushover, cuck, handmaid, loser
>>34521094malding moidoid hands
>>34521093How'd you know!?
>>34521090>have sex with a new person every weekend. And sometimes film it for OnlyFans.Wait, is that what the girl in my class meant by "help with her onlyfans?"
>>34521093Why would it throb and be moist? Chopped men can't cause that.
>>34521098MDamn, bro.It's a fantasy, okay?
>>34521097Yes and no, maybe you were supposed to edit the footage of her hookups or film her getting railed.
Please do something interesting I beg
>>34521097It can mean a number of things.could be fucking her on cameracould be filming her fuck another guy on cameracould be editing her filmcould be helping her interact with her subs (you get to reply to lonely losers who sub to her and pretend to larp as her)
>>34521101im farting
>>34521101This is what women say on dates to get the man to jester
>>34521102>>34521100Should I just ask?
>>34521103Thank godI’m reading my spam folder emails I can feel my neurons eating themselves
>>34521101time to turn the granola
>>34521105If you want. You can always back out.
State genderWhat do you think about your junk?
>>34521094>Pickme, pushover, cuck, handmaid, loserim not saying no for him, im saying no for me. i'd want to continue to watch porn and masturbate even after getting a bf so it'd be fair that he gets to do so too.
>>34521107Explain how baby are mad
>>34521112baby big mad when no milkies or poop in diaper or disturb nap time
>>34521115HmYou are Jewish?
>>34521116not yet, you?
>>34521117Absolutely not, I will not worship Yaldaboth in exchange for weird dance moves and funny hair I need a diagnosis
Femanons (>), is this what you drool over?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0wU3Zb3S50
Virtually all the things that make you attractive as a man are out of your control, while every woman can simply follow three easy guidelines and be considered pretty by most people.For women: be thin, have long hair and clear skin. Extremely difficult for a woman that has these three to not be attractive.For men: be tall, have hair and be in shape. Out of these, one is within your control and the other can be soemwhat palliated but requires messing with your hormones for the rest of your life. And the one entirely within your control is the one that matters the least.
>>34521120I diagnose you with weird dance moves and funny hair
>>34521125Sir I have a hood, in fact do you think only hooded men can dock or is it possible otherwise
>>34521126don't talk to me about such things
>>34521127If you had 5 apples and you gave 3 apples to a Jew how many apples do you have
>>34521129you owe him twenty more
>>34521130PerhapsThere is a man behind a glass window, what do you do
>>34521131taunt him with a steamed potato
>>34521124>For women: be thin, have long hair and clear skin. Extremely difficult for a woman that has these three to not be attractive.god men are so clueless,
>>34521133I am the manGive me the potato or else
>>34521135haha, you wish come and get it
>>34520332I'm usually the one cooking because I'm something of an architect myself.
>>34521137Ah if only I had a “make glass disappear” ability *eats the glass*
>>34521140oh damn... if only I had a “make potato disappear” ability*eats the potate*
>>34521141That’s ok I kinda bulked up on glass.So uh aha uhhhhhh wanna go to the beach in full body sweaters and stand awkwardly off the sand or no
>>34521134The only missing ingredient is be young, but the thing is that every single woman will be young in her life. If you fit those 3 will you look like a model? Obviously not, but you'll be attractive. A man can fit those 3 to a tee and still be extremely far away from being considered attractive.
>>34521143>Obviously not, but you'll be attractive.still wrong, youre inherently thinking of an already good looking person when you think of women with these features. please learn to stop speaking on things you clearly know nothing about. men see that women have it easier than men and think that allows them to say women have it easy in general.
>>34521142sounds kino, meet you there in 33 minutes
Being ambitious is actually bad mhm you should never do anything
>>34521149Oh wow I didn’t expect a yes UhmI love you? Oh jeebz
At the air that ports planes
>>34521153lovebombing is illegal, you want to go to jail?
>>34519760Kek
>>34521156Wanna go to jail together or noI’d drop the soap for you iykwim
>>34521159Lmao
>>34521160this is strike two of not talking to me about such matters, soon you will get ghosted
>>34521163Oh right my bad gTbh I’m just lucky to get this far, your granola skills are world elite
>>34521166I just got it outta the oven, now it has to cool down before taste testing you should make some too some day, it's very yummy
>>34521148Give me an example of a woman that fits all three and is ugly and isn't extremely cherry picked (facial deformities etc)
>>34521170I’ll trade a small lovebomb for some of yoursOr perhaps a nice meme that I know you’ll like and use
I want a moid with a silver car. I don't care if the car is shitty, it needs to be silver
i want a moid with silver hair but not old
>>34521177ok, you can have somealso, I seem to have gotten on the 6/7 years dagestan cooking side of youtubemaybe I should make some north caucasian mountain stew or so
>>34521181thats me I was greying in my early 20sbut I also went bald in my late 20s
>>34521185if u were my bf i'd lick ur bald head
I want a moid with a silver crown.
>>34521184Send the oven 6/7 years Dagestan and forget>north caucasian mountain stewThis sounds like it would just be rocks and water, what’s in it
>>34521186bit weird innit, but at least wipe it afterwardsI've recently started fin so I might recover, it never went past NW3 anyways
>>34521192oh ur phrasing confused me then, "went bald" to me sounds like ur fully bald, but i looked up norwood 3 and you still have a lot of hair. >started fin doesn’t that mess w ur weiner? why not just accept the bald. i dont want to lick hair.
>>34521190it varies but usually a mixture of lamb, onions, garlic, carrots, celery, thyme, bay leaves, cabbage, chickpeas, butter, stuff like that you might like it, also, nice meme loot
What's it like to have lesbian sex?
>>34521195I accepted that im going bald early and didnt want to wait till my entire top of the head was gone so I just started shaving it to 0.I started fin now because I wasnt having sex anyways and I miss having long hair. if it comes back, it comes back, if it doesnt it doesnt
>>34521198That does sound very good and tasty. I had to google phobphobia for youHere is another meme loot for that
I dodged the balding for long enough but it's finally catching up to me in my mid 30sIs it time to just shave it all off? Scalp is going strong but my temples... my temples...
>>34521204> I wasnt having sex anywayswhat are your standards for a partner in sex?
>>34521205the fear of fear is the quintessential masculine urge right after dagestani st(j)ewthanks mr penis, does this count as strike three?
>>34521209is that u?
>>34521200For me it was boring and disappointing
>>34521214Not me but basically a dead ringer hairline-wise, except my incisions are a bit sharper.
>>34521213Hm yes you are very intelligent as usual>does this count as strike three?I hope not, I haven’t even lovebombed (lobe bombed) yet
the hairline meme has to be one of the most annoying bullshit to have come out of the 2020s
>>34521218sudden urge to visit an army surplus shop
>>34521211I think not that high at all. The problem is im not really going out much at all
>>34521215How so?
>>34521220I don’t wanna get ghosted so you can guess what my first order response is to thatMy nice guy response: but for why, kind stranger?
>>34521224I want to get one of those army wool blankets but I just checked the shops website and saw an uniform belt and I had to close it immediately
>>34521226>uniform beltThat is strike one as we agreed that is verboten
>>34521227what is this pic? why is one not cloudy? concerning color...
>>34521227AND THE CAP IS OPENED
>>34521229apple juiceno one can pee that much
You're going to have to eat this bowl of eggs, femanon.
>>34521229Sussy response, which gave me hopefuel
>>34521209Not the other anon, but I did. It's much easier to maintain and I don't have to worry about how the hairline or the thinning impact my appearance if the problem is displayed clearly. And I wasn't having relationships or sex anyway so there was no point in trying to make myself at least somewhat palatable to women.
Surely women love futa-porn. You get the penis without the icky moid attached to it. It's just a cute girl with a realistic strap-on.
>>34521238did you write woman instead of closeted homo? the best part of a penis is the man attached to it
>>34521233maybe not in one sitting... very disturbing
>>34521241Straight women always say that moids are icky ans gross and honestly kinda wish they were lesbians.So why not a good 10 inch dick on a girl?
>>34521244but moids arent icky or gross they’re cute and handsome, if heterowomen actually found men gross, they wouldnt date and sex them. >So why not a good 10 inch dick on a girl?i woudlnt even want a 10 incher on a guy, 10 inch is freakishly big
Free meme for general consumption
>>34521247lol
>>34521246Idunno, I sent my gf this meme and she agreed (I was the exception though). No, she's not a closeted fag.
Do men also have high standards for a first date? Would you accept a first date with a girl to Subway? her treat.
>>34520945Yes, I'd like the peace and quiet.
I need a steady stream of sex with someone I slightly don’t respect
>>34521251Don't really care about the classiness of where we meet, I'm there for the girl, not the food.I prefer it down to Earth though, so a Sbubway is fine by me.
>>34521251>Do men also have high standards for a first date?No.>alsoWhat are your standards for a first date?>Would you accept a first date with a girl to Subway? her treat.Yes.
>>34521251As annoying as it is, I never let her pay on the first date no matter whatI also hate big planned out dates when meeting the first time. A drink at a cafe, a stroll through the old city centre, walking by the old shops and stalls to keep the convo going and its nice and public so she can leave if she feels weirdImagine going to a fancy dinner and you realize you dont even like the person before getting the main meal
>>34521256>I never let her pay on the first date no matter whatis it a pride thing?
>>34521257its the surest way to guarantee no second date
>>34521246>but moids arent icky or gross they’re cute and handsomeNot according to that femanon who went to /hm/ yesterday.
>>34521258But its her treat... I was raised with the principal that the person who set up the gathering pays for it 100%, regardless or gender.
I'd rather find something to do on a first date that doesn't require payment.
>>345212231. I was drunk 2. She expected me to be head over heels for her because she's a corpo girlboss and I'm a stupid uneducated loser with shitty job and living in a total shithole3. Because of that I had to do all the work despite that being my first time having lesbian sex4. I didn't coom
>>34521262How to give the bitch an ick.You accept it, but at the last minute you step in and say "nono, I'll pay".
>>34521262women also say they want their guy to open up to them and then regret it.You never let the girl pay. She can pay when you're married
I think treating people like a checklist and not as individuals is a great strategy for finding happiness
Going to an event with friend group, my boyfriend and someone I’ve been on a couple dates with never kissed or hugged this guy decided I was no longer interested due to the fact guy was too scared to make a move besides the point, but my boyfriend is saying things like if this guy tries anything with you I won’t just stand by I’ll say something and I literally don’t care cuz I love my boyfriend and don’t see this dude making any sort of comments or trying anything he says he’s not saying it because he’s jealous but it definitely feels that way. Why is he saying it’s not jealousy literally what else is it? It’s very obvious jealousy when there’s no reason
Men here really are traumatized from whatever bad women they last interacted with, they don't even realize it either.
>>34521268This is what women do now. Hopefully for them, they'll find happiness. It's not our place to deny them that, but we don't have to regret an unfortunate conclusion either.
>>34521272Goes for both genders here.Why do you think we're regulars in this thread?
>>34521238No.https://youtu.be/x9F7cNJR76M
>>34521251No and no, unless she asks me out on that date. If I'm supposed to ask her out and "acccept" her acceptance of just going to Subway, then I'm not interested.
>>34521275I'd argue not, women here do not talk badly on men or assume the worse like many men do for women, that is given that most women posters here are actually women to begin with.This behavior is more male than anything.
>>34521272I’m traumatized from my own nature
>>34521272What do you think made the woman so bad? Maybe I'm the bad one.
>>34521278Ah the pickme male is in the game
>>34521264Sounds kinda exploitive of her 2bh
>>34521282I'm female >>34521277No like she asks you out on a date, not the other way around.
>>34521250Is that why women are such tsundere?
foids, how would you punish Ea-Nasir for his substandard copper ingots? Assume you're the local Sumerian magistrate and you've also been made aware of his collection of negative customer messages regarding his poor business practice.
>>34521238I like men for their manly qualities and women for their womanly qualities. Combining them in any way just makes it weird to me. I also dislike being fucked by a strap-on, so it's not just a fantasy thing.
>>34521287First of all, I'd check if thats actually true or if the customer was just trying to scam him. Then I would try to find out if he really did it on purpose or if it was an honest mistake. If it turns out that he did scam the customer and did it on purpose, he's have to publicly dip his balls and dick into melted copper until they were roasted smoof off and he'll never be allowed to sell anything ever again. Destroying high trust societies in the name of greed? Not on my watch.
Whyte people...
>>34521283Kind of.I felt I owe her something because she paid for the dinner AND for my taxi and then offered to pay for hotel room
>>34521292Ypipo*
>>34521285I will shoot you with a gun
>>34521296why such hostility? do you hate subway that much?
>>34521292I genuinely don't think I'm racist, but I also think that I've spent enough time around white men that I can safely and accurately make assumptions about how most of them feel about me after only knowing them a few minutes. Is that inappropriately generalizing? Or is it okay because it's in such a specific, personal context?
Is this worth $90?
>>34521297Women scare me
>>34521299So what are the assumptions? Anyways as a white racist I have no problems with brownoids generalizing my whole race seeing as I do the same with you.
>>34521301exposure therapy is the way to go to fix such a fear.
>>34521299I like the "fuck white people" browns better than the "am I worthy yet, master?" ones.
>>34521303The last women I hung out with pissed in a public park and made me lick her pee flaps She never called me back after that
>>34521306okay step 1, dont hang out with crackheads.
>>34521302Like I said, I have to know them for a little bit first, and the only assumptions I make are about how they feel about me and how they'd act with/around me. Like I can tell pretty early on if a white guy sees me as a woman or a BLACK woman, you know? I can tell if they're the type of guy who is intimidated by our differences or attracted to them, etc.
>>34521292Having fun, global domination over everyone
>>34521306Imagine your son having a piss fetish. That must be an insanely humiliating experience as a father.
>>34521304I don't think I fit into either category.
>>34521307What’s step 2>>34521311I didn’t enjoy it
>>34521309So you want him to be attracted to difference or what?
>>34521313Oh please...
>>34521304Me too, as long as they're fine with me saying "shut up shitskin" after.However that's usually not the case outside of /pol/.
>>34521299That’s just racism anon
>>34521299Mayos will never treat you as their equals, no matter how much they preach about being tolerant and accepting. All people are tribal by nature, but mayos take it to another level. Even when they pretend to be your close friend or your intimate lover, they still look down on you in secret. Sometimes they are honest about it, other times it's subconscious and they don't even realize it. They were born in societies that teach them since birth that they were great conquerors and current saviours of the third worlds (whyte saviour complex)Look at most interracial marriages involving whyte men, the majority of them end in divorces or straight up murders. That's because when a mayo man marries you, most often that not, it's because he looks down on your race and thinks you are his good little subservient colonized pet. They won't admit it irl, but that's what they think. It feeds into their fantasies of being the conquerors and colonizers from their history books
>>34521299You're welcome to dislike us if that's what you wish. Racism is prejudice + power, and you don't have any institutional power to threaten us with.
>>34521321Get the fuck outta here libshit
>>34521321>Racism is prejudice + powerNope, just prejudice. Anon’s racism not being institutionalized doesn’t make her not a racist
>>34521320Very early morning in Canada, is it not?
>>34521309>JH is upFuck, I stayed up too late again.
>>34521320Plot twist, she's into that.
>>34521315I like when a guy also appreciates our differences, yes.>>34521316>>34521319But it's not hateful, and it's on a per person basis.
>>34521324>no argument>no rebuttalI glady accept your concession.
>>34521329Oh now that’s a plot twist
>>34521322Bite me, chud
>>34521299>>34521309You'd probably mistake my awkwardness for being intimidated by your blackness.
>>34521320I don't think any of that is correct. >>34521321I never said I disliked anybody, and I'm going to completely ignore the rest of your post.>>34521325Now you have to stay up for another hour and answer my questions.
>>34521328Your subservient begging for approval from white people isn't on a per person basis in any way. It's the foundation of everything you do.
>>34521328>But it's not hateful, and it's on a per person basis.But it is prejudiced. You also just said you feel this way about “most white men”
>>34521329No need honestly, your post just reaffirms that brownoids see white people as an eternal enemy and their presence in white nations as punishment rather than any of the other copes like "economy" or "diversity".Something I already knew from being in an interracial relationship with a jeeta.
>>34521332Probably. Are you attracted to non-white women at all?
>>34521327Good for her. One less parasitic self hater who will end up in a ditch somewhere - killed by her own white saviour. Thank you mayos for filtering the bad ones. We don't claim them.
>>34521328>But it's not hateful, and it's on a per person basis.Person to person basis, but with a negative outset based on stereotypes. That is racist, but then I don't have an issue with it. I do the same. We all do.
>>34521338My wife is Samoan.
You are all wrong about everything all the time and I will not be elaborating further
>>34521343elaborate
>>34521334That's just incorrect.>>34521335I don't know if "prejudiced" is the right word. The only generalization I made about "most white men" is that I can understand how they feel about me and racial dynamics between us pretty quickly as I get to know them.>>34521342Well that's a freebie then, I don't need to assume anything.
>>34521321Lmao, you tried to be a pick me and she spit on it
>>34521346>I don't know if "prejudiced" is the right wordI do. Please, stop being retarded
>>34521336Boo hoo cry me a river. Are we supposed to be feel bad for a tribe of bloodthirsty murderers who stole, raped and colonized every part of the world (even the most peaceful ones) because they thought they were the superior race? And you're still doing all of this today but via more subtle ways. You look down on me, I look down on you, mayo
>>34521346>Well that's a freebie then, I don't need to assume anythingI mean, you wouldn't know that at first though.
>>34521345No one is sucking my dick
>>34521299>I can safely and accurately make assumptions about how most of them feel about me after only knowing them a few minutesAnd the same is not true of black men? Or other races? It's just white men?
>whyte man pls accept meeeFucking pathetic mentally colonized brainwashed NPC
>>34521348She's going to pull one of her weaponized autism to pretend to be oblivious and getting caught up in semantics to not be held responsible or have a real conversation about anything again. Just ask her about her sore ass so we can all be done with it already.
>>34521350Thank you, pooid, I'm thankful some of you are vocal about the hatred every single one of you harbor, makes my life a lot easier.
>>34521353revolting injustice witnessed
>>34521358Thank you queen, have a songhttps://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY
Mayos contribute nothing to society. Even the inventions they claime they invented were either already discovered a 1000 years ago or the works of thousands of different people from different ethnic backgrounds (see history of the CPU and fiber cables)
>>34521360not going to listen to this drivel but I appreciate the removal of the giga palantir cancer, king
does he really think being called one of the greatest condiments is an insult?
>>34521365I'm white and I don't like mayo, it has barely any flavor and makes food unpleasantly wet.
>>34521357No worries, Timmy. I also thank you for letting my brothers and sisters settle in "your" societies. Whilst I don't like this mass braindrain myself and think borders should be respected, I'm glad to see that whyte societies will no longer be whyte societies in a few years according to statistical trends. Please continue to extinct yourself
>>34521367not my fault you are trailer park white and have never had top tier homemade mayonnaise
>>34521361Yakub created us for war, we are a warrior people.
The furtive pickme, so easily forgotten
>>34521365>Your skin looks like shit!>Yeah well yours looks like semen (which makes life) and a condiment!
>>34520985erm actually acknowledging that teenage girls are hot is teutonic asf pussywipe
>>34521348Prejudice is about forming an attitude or belief about a group based on their group. The only assumption I make is that I can understand how they feel about me personally in a racial context more quickly than I would with other people. If that falls neatly into the definition for you, then you can believe what you want.>>34521352True, that's why I get to know someone a bit before making assumptions. Relationship history helps with that a lot.>>34521354It takes longer. I assume it's because I grew up around mostly white people.
>>34521374>Prejudice is about forming an attitude or belief about a group based on their groupWhich is what you just said you do! I ain’t reading the rest of that lady, sorry
>>34521373why you'd have to warm up stale caca? you hungry?
>>34521374Why did you grow up around Yakub's creations?
>>34521364>drivelTs slaps deadass
>>34521378suuure whatever you say buddy
>>345213691. Hot Sauce2. Mustard3. Marmite4-999999999999999999999. Various pickles and relishes1000000000000000000000. Mayo
>>34521380wallahi son im crine
>>34521382you're very bad at trying to larp as white
>>34521381I'm not your buddy, chap
>>34521384I'm whiter than you are, you're probably half italian or something.
Which hot sauce is the best?
>>34521386yeah, I have my dad on discord
>>34521285And how can I suit up as if I'm presiding over a board meeting if we're going to Subway? Men must be dressed adequately for dating. If I don't even try to "date" in a $3k suit, then I'm doing something wrong and I'm not the right guy. Her mind and pussy can't respond positively to going out with a scrub.
>>34521386I French kiss pussy. Bitches think I'm from Italy or somewhere the way I French kiss pussy.
>>34521383You’re so DUMB
>>34521387I prefer Tapatio, it's the best cheap hot sauce at my grocery store.
The only reason mayos get so worked up over facts about their race is that deep down, they know it's true. It hurts them deeply, so to cope they lash out. They know they did a lot of fucked-up shit in the past, and they're also fully aware that they will no longer be the majority in their countries and that their birthrates are in the shitter. That's why mayos in the USA voted for Trump, they're feeling like cornered dogs, unable to do anything about their impending doom. They can seethe and scapegoat Indianfolk all they want or whatever, but NOTHING changes the fact that they are being replaced. Your leaders don't have your back so this phenomenon cannot and will not be stopped.
>>34521392*microchips you for petplay*
>>34521394All the so called fucked up shit was highly based from our POV.
>>34521395Mercy please
porn has rotted people's brains to what real sex is like and not just porn, movies nd tv shows as well, you know how in some sitcoms a character will sneak off for sex then come back with the only indicator being a bit of a disheveled appearance? that's bullshit, people would immediately recognize how they smell, see the sweat on them, even if you go slow, sex is sweaty activity, even sweatier if your going fast plap quickie mode too.
>>34521396Shame karma got your ass and your people will be as alive as the Dodo in a couple of years :(((
Is it true that some men don't lose erection after cooming and can resume fucking right away?Or is it just a hentai meme?
>>34521398So what has porn done?I like that zoomer girls are a little pornbrained.
>>34521397time to perform a kierkegaardian leap of faith
>>34521400I've never dated a guy like that, but some men ITT say they have no refractory periods.
>>34521399Sometimes you have to fly too close to the sun to see if you can reach it.
>>34521400Some, but it's rare ans inconsistent. I've had it kinda happen at times where I coom, but then keep fucking and my cock doesn't really go down, it just becomes numb and not as hard, so I wouldn't say that I can do it.
>>34521400I'm a virgin, but I can keep jerking off after I cum the first time.
>>34521402I’m too low iq to understand but I feel flattered
Do women consume smut or porn while they're in relationships?Do women masturbate to smut or porn?
>>34521409Yes and yes. At least some do.
>>34521400if you've been abstaining a while like a week or 3 you can probably fire twice without completely losing your erection >>34521401it's made people think sex is all about mating presses and amazon position full nelson fucking
>>34521409YesYes
Irl, I only interact with mayos when I absolutely have to. I now only have a handful of mayo acquaintances (not friends) and pretend to be cool with them because I know I have something to gain from the relationship. Also, whenever I see a mayo service worker, I try to make their lives as miserable as possible. Last week, I spotted some mayo workers at a card Factory in Birmingham (it's a shop specialising in birthday cards and stuff). When the 2 mayo cashiers were busy with customers, I ripped apart like a 100+ cards in secret and also dropped the kfc coleslaw I was carrying. After I left, I saw them facepalming and making the "not this shit again" pose. Bitches had to clean this all up. You might think it's petty, but I see any opportunity to make mayos lives harder as an absolute win. It's a hobby of mine which brings down my cortisol.
>>34521412What's wrong with a mating press? And what should sex be about then? Just babymaking? Missionary with kissies?
>>34521398You cheated on your math exam. You cheated on your driving exam. Don’t you cheat me out of this pussy
>>34521415This would go hard on Twitter
>>34521410>>34521414Are these the same women who don't want their moids doing the same?
>>34521415>Birmingham>kfc coleslaw
>>34521421I doubt it.
>>34521409My wife will occasionally watch blacked raw
>>34521424I'm sorry to hear that.
>>34521415>not this shit again" pose.You do this often?
>>34521425She doesn't masturbate to it. It's just for laughs
>>34521414>>34521410Ever watched bbc porn?
>>34521402>kierkegaardian leap of faithNTA, trying to remember my philosophy education. Is that the thing where you have to just assume that you understand what the other person is trying to say, and vice versa, because it's impossible do define all words?
>>34521427Watching porn for laughs, that's a new one.
>>34521428I like interracial, but WMBF specifically.
>>34521421I'd like to watch porn with my moid as a foreplay but he never asked me to do it :(
because you'd get the ick.
>>34521432Why don't you ask him?
>>34521272I'm convinced there are no bad women.
>>34521434It's too embarrassing
>>34521436Of that which we can not speak we must stay silent.
>>34521272Maybe they realize that 99.9% of women are traumatizing and that in itself is the trautmatizing part.
>>34521429I think that would be more of a wittgensteinian leap of faith, the kierkegaard version is prolly more about religious faith but actually it was just pic rel
>>34521436Why tf, I don't watch porn on my own but I'd be elated if she wanted to sit down and show me what she likes.
>>34521439Didn't Nietzsche basically live inside of whores?
>>34521441thats how he became a blackpilled incel
>>34521439>I think that would be more of a wittgensteinian leap of faithI'm really rusty on these things apparently.
>>34521439This will fix you
>>34521426Fucking with mayos? Absolutely. I punctured my mayo neighbours car tyres a year ago all 4 of them. Also scratched the paintjob to hell and back. The guy works a shitty blue collar job and was working from home to babysit his newborn back then. I'm sure what I did put a dent on his financials and mental health. Now he has a camera in his yard. That also had to put a dent in his savings lmao
>>34521444the trick is to just pull things outta your arse but witty was the "limits of language" one
>>34521442Also how he became syphilitic
>>34521445this just damaged me harder, thanks a lot
>>34521446I meant fuck with the card place?
>>34521447Then who was Kierkegaard? I think I'm just conflating all the Norwegians. Unless Kierkegaard was Danish I guess?
>>34521448should have gone to the nazi camp with his darling sister
*loses at solitaire 5 times in a row*
>>34521446Did ENTJ switch sides, from curry to mayo?
>>34521451please consult the graph
>>34521453I never understood that game
>>34521454Maybe the Indian thing was a cover story lol
>>34521453now thats what I call cringe time to play some minesweeper
"Five minutes after you are born, they will decide your name, your nationality, your religion and your tribe and you will spend the rest of your life smilingly defending things you did not choose" i never chose to be atogan
>>34521449Dinner with chudette at the rock? Utensils plates and cups are banned
>>34521461Whoa, that's deep, bruh.
>>34521450No, that was a one time thing. Judging by their reaction, I'm sure they deal with similar shit on a daily basis. We have a lot of young mavericks in the city. Btw, ordered a pack of liquid fart spray recently. Can't wait to use this on homeless mayos who camp near high end shops like John Lewis. Maybe I should buy the meta glasses to record all this stuff too
>>34521456>Much of his philosophical work deals with the issues of how one lives as a "single individual"
My fleshlight has started to gather dust on the cap due to lack of use. Can't even get into that fucking thing without reaching instant nut.
>>34521457It's a convoluted way of sorting a deck of cards.
>>34521439Incel should be Schopenhauer.>>34521431>WMBF specifically.BasedThere needs to be more interracial lesbian porn tho.>>34521387>Which hot sauce is the best?This is a Valentina household. I put that shit on everything.>>34520353>My introduction to lifting was Scooby1961 on youtube (same for Korrasami iirc)Yeah. That and bodybuilding magazines, which I now know were full of shit.
Already thinking about all the food I'm going to eat tomorrow.
I’m too shy to post
>>34521474Well done overcoming, anon.
>>34521459That game was even more confusing to me
>>34521472Lel you gave me an idea just now. Imma sign up for uber as a delivery driver and mess with mayo people's orders. Drench em in liquid fart spray and shit. I don't care if they ban my account. The temporary fun will be worth it.
>>34521474I remember my first two years of 4chan. I was terrified of posting. Now I make one post per minute and say the silliest of things
>>34521470>schopenhauer yeah well it takes an incel to become a philosopher so thats kind of a given >>34521463brvtal
https://youtu.be/EgnBsZ0_qP8Welp, around blacks watch your backs, they say
>>34521476breh
>>34521476Minesweeper is easy. The number on the tile is the number of mines near it.That's it.
>>34521481Is this accurate
>>34521481What's the giant green thing?
>>34521483yes>>34521484we're forbidden to talk about that
Why do many women enjoy playing up being petite and small?Especially size differences during sex, wanting to be seen as weak and tiny?Femanons, do you?
>>34521487They evolved to be submissive
>>34521487absolutely no reason anon, it's totally random, no need to look into it at all or interpret it in any way
>>34521486>Greece there, but no Slovakia
>>345205645 looks most appealing to me>>34520579I used to be 7, I'm now at 6 and working my way down. The body shape I'm working towards in the long term isn't depicted here but would most closely resemble 3 with a bit more fat
>>34521486Gary's wife would like Greece
>>34521488I was interested in a deeper explanation, like what it makes them feel and why.I can explain my sexual stuff pretty well.
>>34521490slovakia has been intentionally ignored
>>34521491Cute dog, but tomatoes are bad for them
>>34521487Not really. I like him being dominant and manhandling me before sex but during sex I'm not exactly submissive, I like being on top
>>34519797The "bf" who was totally going to get you pregnant is fucking you in the ass only now? You're so fucking stupid lolDon't forget your slut bracelet.
>>34521486Bulgarian men are the worst brutes, or so I've heard.No wonder women are fleeing that shithole, if possible.
Wearing shades at 3 am to creep on drunk bar girls
>>34520579I'm somewhere between 2 and 6 without passing through 3 4 or 5.
>>34520579
>>34521479>yeah well it takes an incel to become a philosopher so thats kind of a givenLol>>34521480>Asmon>Paul Joseph WatsonIs this like a Marvel crossover for incels?>>34521497Where is Garfield?>>34521502My best friend's dad is Bulgarian and he's really nice, even if he looks like a walking shag carpet.
>>34521495sigh >be femoid >have womb>to grow and get out and raise the most demanding pup in all of the animal kingdom, you have to depend on the idiot that put that thing there to stick around and make sure you and the baby don't get killed and die of hunger until the lil one can walk and eat solid foods and you have your body to yourself again to gather food and fend off enemies >somehow you have to be able to get to this apex predator to the point of it caring about you enough to want to feed and protect you >develop physical traits that make it want to rub his genitals on you and also think you're so cute and adorable and pretty and beautiful and overall worthy of taking care of and making sure nobody walks in and smashes you to pieces >anon comes along "haha why do women like to point out and enhance how small and cute and pretty they are :3 sooo randum!"
>>34521446I do wonder, what are your thoughts on the paki grooming gangs in the UK? Were they in the right for raping mayos?
>>34521512anon is the paki grooming gang
>>34521510May I screenshot this please
>>34521513I know, and it's probably bait, I just want to see the wall of text this will hopefully generate.
>>34521514that costs 88 cents tho
>>34521513>theLike there's only one?
>>34521502>>34521509>Bulgarian men are the worstThe women are pretty hot though
>>34521515understandable, have a nice day>>34521517no but he's the essence of each of them
This is madness?Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
>>34521510>sigh>>be femoidStopped reading there.
>>34521516I only have 6 dollars
>>34521501>the obsessed retard responds to a 12 hour old post and STILL can't understand what I sayYou're just trying to be seen as dumb, right? I said all the piv we did is what made me sore, not just the buttstuff we did too. Also we picked out a room at his house to be the nursery. I'll be finished moving in by the end of the week. Add that to your obsessive biography spam.
>>34521524nice, the filter worked
I'm in Slovenia right now want to hang out? I will get us pizza from slast.
>>34521520Pakistan is literally the worst place on earth. It takes the worst parts of Islam, mixes it with the worst parts of Indians, and just for good measure, everyone is inbred.
>>34521509They wouldn't have been incels if they did listen to those two guys
>>34521525alright, see it as an act of charity in that case
>>34521531Ok well now I am own the image which means I own its contents which means I’m the author
>>34521528based
I want a crazy blonde so freaking baaadAnd that's because I'm such a chaaadShe's gonna be so violentAnd after all I'll watch her do imma stay silent
>>34521532ok, good luck with that will you sell it as an nft?
>>34521526>I'll be finished moving in by the end of the weekIt's happening
>>34521510>>anon comes along "haha why do women like to point out and enhance how small and cute and pretty they are :3 sooo randum!"What's your evolutionary explanation for anon? This was fun to read.
A little bit of malnourished is hot in a woman.
>>34521509ReminderBV-tested
>>34521541They look like wankers
>>34521497people make fun of Zizek but he gets some great looking women.
>>34521539anon is what happens when a species hasn't had any natural predators anymore and has become so used to abundance and safety over thousands of years that they have forgotten that everything is about survival
People were so damn unfunny a couple of years back with their vines and tiktoks. We are not doing any better today either.
>>34521545good
>>34521538The transition won't totally be over until my dad realizes that I seriously won't be at the house to feed him and do the housework all the time. He has yet to make a decision about what he'll do going forward without me.
>>34521547all that just because of one unfunny post
>>34521550He'll probably just rot in his own feces and order door dash for every meal. Honestly based, if I was him I'd be looking forward to finally being able to return to my natural state.
>>34521552That's sad.
I've never kissed a moid and at this point I'm afraid to
>>34521555During your hookups they just pound you and kissing is off limits?
I had just see a girl reading a twxt that looked like it was a thousand words long. I overlooked a bit and saw “You are a nice girl and I'm sure you will meet someone great one day”. Why do people break up through texts. Why not do it at least over a call or record a voice msg so cowardly. I wish I had courage to ask someone out
>>34521555It's not worth it, moids have hantavirus. Stay kissless and stay safe.
>>34521557very funny, retard
>>34521561?Since you're probably never seeing those guys agian, there's no harm in trying some kissing with them.
>>34521559Hentai virus? Maybe. I probably haven't fapped to live action porn in 10 years.
>>34521520Pakistan has a ton of amazing nature, especially mountains.Too bad there are so many religious retards there.
Let's assume there was a global disaster and the only survivors are me and all moids in this thread. What would you guys do to me?
>>34521569I'd kill myself.
>>34521555As a man my first kiss caught me off guard because I wasn't expecting it but then it became as normal as a hug or any other expression of affection in a relationship. The meaning of it carried far more weight than the act itself. The only thing you should really be worried about is simply brushing your teeth regularly but that's it.
>>34521569I'm not gay, so nothing sexual.
>>34521569Why do we have to do something to you? If anything you'd become the group's queen or something like that.
>>34519760I'm chudin out
>>34521571>The only thing you should really be worried about is simply brushing your teeth regularly but that's it.People who don't brush their teeth daily should not be allowed to be involved in romance.
>>34521569Come on JH, you can do better than this.
>>34519771There are no women here.
>>34521578That wasn't me. It's an interesting hypothetical, but I know the guys ITT wouldn't hornypost about an apocalypse.
>>34521569Stand in a corner and awkwardly admire the wall like in real life
>>34521580I once had an entire aislop chat session going for a few weeks that was essentially set in a post apocalypse.
>>34521580My bad. So how are you planning to decorate the nursery?
>>34521583I once spent 12 hours with one of perchance's erotica generators. Then I came so hard I thought I'd have to amputate my leg.
>>34521586>perchanceThat's the only one I still occasionally abuse too.The other one was on a now defunct site that was way faster and you could use custom models through some google shit that doesn't work anymore.
>>34521583Ok. And was it horny?>>34521584No idea yet. We just decided that the old office room next to the master bedroom should be emptied and reserved for that. I'm still on the practical portion of the move in.
>>34521583I hate women.
>>34521583>entire aislop chat session going for a few weeksAI can barely remember what was said a half hour ago.
>>34521590>Ok. And was it horny?Well obviously.I have no intention of using llms for anything else.The setup was that I was cryo frozen at some point and then woke up in the future after a nuclear war or some shit went down. I was in a lab of sorts, a big mostly underground bunker and I was the last man alive, and I had to inseminate all the women in the bunker.I guess in retrospect it sounds like a Fallout bunker sex mod. lmao>>34521591Don't care.>>34521592Yeah, it was a decent model and I tuned the settings so it'd leep the overall story coherent. Recapping every other day and feeding that back into the machine god also helped.
>>34521593>leepkeep
Maybe I should start eating like a strict orthodox jew. Sounds kinda based to make everyone scuttle and having to use entirely new cooking ware just to not insult your sensitive jewish sensibilities with their goyim slop.
>>34521593>Recapping every other day and feeding that back into the machine god also helped.How annoying. Like constantly having to remind your DM what's going on.
>>34521593Good taste. I've read something similar, but it was about a space station where everyone was messed up from the stasis and the sexes were reversed. I never thought a barely lucid robot-assisted gangbang would be a good idea for smut, but they made it work.
>>34521598>How annoying.It was a two click thing, the site had a "recap the last X tokens" function.>>34521600I made some copies of the chat and played around it in a not completely sexual way.One developed into a Mad Max 3 style thing where I had to fight some other retard and then I was chosen for snusnu with their empress.
I am such a spastic pathetic cowardly quivering slimy hunchback anorexic weak stupid idiot.
>>34521604>anorexicHot if female
Would you rather your gf had a history of hookups or misandry?
>informed the parrot breeder I got mine from that he's passed away>he apparently stopped working with birds and gave his pairs to another family to continue breeding and taking care of them>My birds family is still alive, his parents are still making babiesHe's got brothers and sisters out there.
*scrapes your oily skin and makes soap out of the collected grease to wash your dirty ass*
Femanons, make sure to recharge your energy crystals.
I hate women.
>>34521616Why not both?Just give me the craziest bitch, because if she's normal, she definitely can't handle my sexual fantasies.
>>34521627Are you seeking male validation or female attention?
>>34521625Ok
>>34521625They naturally recharge through my mere presence.
>>34521625Crystals are stupid. I mindfully meditate because I know what needs to be recharged is my own body.
>>34521632post crystals
>>34521634>she doesn't even use crystal dildosnoob gooner behavior
>>34521625I'm going to steal your sexual energy and recharge them with it
Money is just stored sexual moid energy they hand over out of lust so I can trade it for pretty worldly things.
>>34521638I hate my glass dildos. Tiny little scratches just from resting them on hard surfaces ruin their look. And they're too firm. Crystal dildos would be the same but harder to warm up.
>>34521642weak
>>34521616>History of misandryMeaning what, exactly?
>>34521624Yay for recycling.
>>34521645boiling and eating her father
>>34521645femcelposting on crystal cafe, probably
>>34521645Misandry is real and it's everywhere, millions of men suffer from misandry every minute
I love 2D women.
>>34521646nothing gets wasted around here
>>34521636
>>34521647>>34521648>>34521649Geez, I'm sorry I asked. Nevermind then.
I had a dream I met bad people and they pissed me off
>>34521653These are nympho and cheater crystals
>>34521653uh, nice crystal bowlwhats the orange and green one?
>>34521655You need to get off atoga for a while.
>>34521657All women are cheaters.
>>34521655I had a dream my mom put crushed nachos on my plate without asking and I got snippy with her
>>34521653>having such lewd crystalsWhere is your shame?
Working from home today. Should i continue to slack off on company time?
>>34521658Sun stone and Agate
Did you know that they once made a feature length movie about a day working at the car wash? That's suddenly popped up in my head. It's been ages since I saw it, I should watch it again.
What do you put on your tendies?
Holes are bad.
>>34521668sweet and sour, or bbq sauce.
>>34521665Sabotaging the thing you earn your living from doesn't seem like a good long term strategy.
>>34521667>feature lengthMehMy NEET life is so boring I'd like to see 8 hour videos of wagies doing their jobs. I could time my snack and bathroom breaks with theirs and larp employment
>>34521668Foid tears.
>>3452167150% of the population do it everyday
>>34521668Honey mustard
>>34521672That exists on YouTube live
>>34521677I imagine that's low quality footage and the people doing it are annoying. It needs to be like a nature documentary on an unwilling participant
>>34521616>history of hookupsWhy would I want a gf who hates me?>or misandryWhy would I want a gf who hates me?
>>34521616What type and degree of misandry? Consciously aware of her biases or unconscious biases based on the beliefs she grew up around? Does she not consider herself a misandrist because she doesn't actively hate on men but still gets the "ick" when she sees a man cry? Does she believe that men have the potential to be better people but simply choose not to do so or are generally ignorant of how to do so, or does she believe that men are inherently broken and evil and that a man trying to do good is only pushing away his inevitable nature? Is she the kind of misandrist where she would get an abortion based solely on the sex of the child?
>>34521666never seen a sun stone like that, it's pretty here's a few of mine
>>34521679Why would she hate you if she loves men and is immensely charmed and turned on by them? Are you a lesbian?
>>34521681you best be a woman, otherwise we'll lynch you for being a performative male predator during the feminist revolution.
>>34521668Ketchup and mayo
>>34521675Does not make it any better.
>>34521681Nice!
>>34521686I believe anon was making a "le women all cheat" joke.
>>34521684I'll perform a ritual sacrifice with you
>>34521683A lot of resentment women have for men is supposedly due to how bad men are at sex. If she's had a lot of hookups, it's impossible for her not to be disappointed by some regular guy she made her boyfriend out of necessity.
>>34521684I, for one, will enjoy the culling of male feminists after we topple patriarchy, surely they didn't think we're so dumb that we didn't catch up on what they're doing, right?
>>34521672Wtf? The good thing about NEETing is that you have time to do all those fun or interesting things you never had time or energy for when you were working. You're NEETing wrongly.
>>34521688>le women all cheatObjectively true statement.
>>34521683Would you want a man who jacks off to and sends his paychecks to twitch thots all day? He sure seems to love women and is immensely charmed and turned on by them
>>34521688What an unfunny nonsequitur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBVW-DZJROs/Kino to BTFO all holes.
>>34521691That is honestly my experience but I thought that the women who do pursue sex with men enjoy it.So the issue isn't my anatomy or mental state and men are just objectively so bad at sex that anyone who has had sex with them hates all men?>>34521695I'd personally prefer an asexual partner. I thought men wanted women who love sex and love dick and put out often though
>>34521698You make this bro?
Would you date this person?
>>34521703no
>>34521703I would not date a 3D foid; they are evil.
>>34521700>men are just objectively so bad at sex that anyone who has had sex with them hates all men?Women who got to experience some good sex during hookups/ONS will always remember it and always compare every new man to that guy, in my opinion. They'd hate him as well for not being able to get him to commit, and secretly hate themselves for purposefully limiting casual encounters to singular meetings. But they would hate a new partner who's committed even more for being so subpar compared to the ideal man. It's basically incel behavior and incel thinking, but applied to sexually successful people and women at the sametime, therefore it's excused.
>>34521703Looks a bit AI generated, but maybe I would, if she has a good personality
Do you ever feel so lonely you could die?
>>34521726No, I think people who can't stand to be by themselves are soulless.
>>34521726no
I think I fucked up my stomach lining from drinking bone broth every single day Or something else happened
>>34521726I mean, I always could die. Lonely or not.
>>34521730I think it's the stress of your chronic neuroticism that does that.
>>34521733I’m princess pooping
>>34521735Please don't talk to me whilst spraying diarrhea out of your inflamed anus.
>>34521722>It's basically incel behavior and incel thinkingAnd you don't think that this issue might exist entirely inside your head?It isn't hard to be good at sex. It's a matter of effort. You either put in effort or you don't. There's no effort scaling the way men imagine either. 10 minutes of tongue flicking feels better for women than the 1 hour of jackhammering men imagine women want because that's what they see and like in porn for men.
>>34521737I’m not pooping right now but I was a week ago
>>34521741>he's posting on 4chan and he's got shit stored in his guts right now
>>34521741Spare me your bowel movement log book entries.
>>34521740This is an opinion that you're bound to have if you think every guy is or should be like the ones you hooked up with - very experienced, always looking for pussy, always dating, always improving his technique. To an inexperienced guy, sex is a harder concept and process than tertiary education and gaining employment. Yet instead of being understanding, you judge and mock and giggle with your girlfriends.
>>34521703Probably not
>>34521749>you judge and mock and giggle with your girlfriendsnice
>>34521743Criminal>>34521744No
>>34521700Some men do, but those men are mostly looking for sex instead of relationships. The ones who want relationships tend to be just as horny but are more choosy about who they want to do it with and want like-minded partners instead of losing themselves to a faceless crowd.
>>34521726Heartbreak Hotel
>>34521753Women are soulless whores.
>>34521757womp womp
>>34521755>The ones who want relationships tend to be just as horny but are more choosy about who they want to do it with and want like-minded partners instead of losing themselves to a faceless crowd.Well, men want virgins more than women do
I got a bag of cheetos sitting on a desk behind me, and it's whispering to me like the green goblin mask
>>34521749That's an opinion I formed by dating one virgin and staying with him for 9 years.I've never laughed at or about men being bad at sex. It's a serious issue and it makes me angry.
>>34521749>To an inexperienced guy, sex is a harder concept and process than tertiary education and gaining employment.Kek
>>34521081Yes
>>34521761Donate it
Are puffy nipples on women rare?
Heal me, white passing latina.
I love chicks that look like this. what does that say about me?
Going out for a walk. Reply to you later.
>>34521779Hantawalk
>>34521771They're not uncommon, but I think it often depends on things like the temperature and hormones.
>>34521121Nope
>>34521776>i love attractive women in flattering clothesYou are male or female and 5-75 years of age
Hatin'.
>>34521774We're out of those I'm afraid, but we theres a 2 for 1 sale on indian women.
>>34521781>temperatureWhat do you mean temperature?
MenDo you put down a cover when you need to sit on a public toilet?
Was going to stay up but these tendies are killing me
>>34521668The hardees honey mustard
>>34521667They did it again with black people playing animated fish.
>>34521760On a statistical average, which doesn't account for individual reasons
>>34521788The public toilets in my cuntry are clean.
Help oh my god
>>34521703I doubt we have enough in common to make it work beyond both thinking Tamagotchis are cool
>>34521788MI do, and I feel like a huge nerd whenever I do so.
>>34521797Wha happen
>>34521788I don’t sit/shit in public toilets
>>34521541>BV-testedTested what
>>34521808One day you’re going to have a baby and that baby will need to use a public toilet, will you cover the seat or not?
>>34521788Depends on how public. If its just a random toilet in a public park or something, absolutely putting tissue on the seat before. But if its just my office building, nah
When is the last time you made a woman mad?
>>34521809For fatness
>>34521787My nips tighten up a little when it's cold.
>>34521816I'm gonna test the fattness of my 12" strapon on you that's got 7" girth.
>>34521814I'm not important enough to make them mad.
Women, if you notice that a man doesn't have much experience with your gender. Do you see this as an invitation to rope him into a "relationship" and use him to dump all your emotions because he can't easily replace you? Or do you put in some effort to be cool, have plenty of sex with him and try to actively enrich his life.
>>34521776You like liberal women with daddy or mom issues or psychological issues.
>>34521825quit your whining little incel
>>34521625I don't believe in demonic sorcery.
Ill recharge my JO crystals instead
>>34521820No, you won't.
>>34521827I'm not whining, I'm curious as to whether my perception of reality is correct.I grew up in an all female household of at least somewhat crazy women, who would suffocate me day in day out by dumping everything onto me as the only man, who was not part of their nonstop feuds and rivalries.As such, I percieved women as being fairly horrible in exchange fo rth enicer moments, so I concluded that Chads must have some sort of magic trick that maikes women be actually pleasant around them.I have also sort of voluntarily avoided talking to and flirting with women, as I always assumued they'd just be nice initially to rope me into some nasty shit once they realize I in fact don't have a harem of women they have to compete against.
>>34521833>I am aware that my perception is skewed by my bad childhood experiences >nonetheless, I am blatantly projecting this skewed perception on a whole gender because it feels good to feel sorry for myself ok victim complex final bossI know this is bait but just for the record, yes, chad is capable of only being around women that make being around them a pleasant experience now quit your whining
>>34521830I eat chrysls
>1430 replieswhat the fuck is going on here
>>34521836>nonetheless, I am blatantly projecting this skewed perception on a whole gender because it feels good to feel sorry for myself Ever ha d amoment where you notice that one of your driving beliefs is, in fact, just a dumb projection? Yeah its like that. I was simply asking whether theres actually any triuth to it, or if I spend a decade believing complete bullshit and should change my viewpoint.
i remember being on photography class on my high school and the cute teacher asked me to make a sad face for a picture she took.
>>34521840yes anon, pleasant people attract other pleasant people and unpleasant people attract other unpleasant people birds of a feather flock together and all that yes, there is entire circles you have no access to where people are actually nice to each other, enjoy each others company and don't try to exploit each other at every opportunity you could be part of those circles too but you'd have to be able to be just like those people and actually mean it, not just put on an actgood luck with your social climbing
>>34521839Business as usual.
>>34521846>unpleasant people attract other unpleasant peopleWhy? That doesn't make sense.
I don't want to be anywhere near women.
Oh my god!
>>34521850Why are you here?
>>34521849how does it not make any sense? if you were a pleasant person, would you want to date an unpleasant one? there's tiers of frequency and you can only be with people that are on the same frequency as you because you're repulse by those that are below you and those above you are repulsed by you and whenever you think "man, I wish my life was more like the life of these people", thats you longing for a higher frequency but to be able to access that tier you have to first raise your own frequency by sacrificing things that drag you down, like watching retarded slop, ragebaiting yourself on 4chan every day, gooning to disgusting bullshit, stuffing your face hole with processed crap, listening to violent tunes and so on and so forth you're a feedback machine, what you put in is what gets put out and what you put out determines what frequency you operate on so be careful what you put into your body, mind, heart and soul
>>34521855Because women are hurtful
>>34521859?
I don't want to be alive
Despite what you might think, you do not hate loser men enough.
>>34521832Here boy
>>34521858>if you were a pleasant person, would you want to date an unpleasant one?No? But that's not what I asked about. If I was an unpleasant person I wouldn't want to date an unpleasant person either. That's what not making sense.
>>34521858>listening to violent tunesThere is nothing wrong with violent tunes
>>34521870This will save you https://youtu.be/Kb24RrHIbFk
>>34521877Those gosh darn kids and their rock and rolls
Women if you could push a button and make men a lot less horny, would you?
I messed up at work again award
>>34521872why? Why would you hate loser men?
>>34521883Women want non-Chads to fuck off for good and only silently provide for them.
>>34521880If it means they hit on me less, sure
My app keeps telling me I will heal, but I didn’t even know I was wounded
>silently provide for the breedersThis has been the role of non-breeding men in society through out history.
>>34521878>rapyeah now I want to die even more
I wish I had a sugar mommy
>>34521884I find that quite vexing.
>>34521890>fund Chad and his harem's life while you will live a lonely life devoid of amy human connection you fucking chudNo.
>>34521875ah yes, thats because you inherently strive upwards, so people at your frequency are already starting to gross you out, which is a sign that you're actually raising yours, it's a good sign but it can be tough and you can get stuck because it can mean having to severe connections that are integral because you've outgrown them, like your family and friends or a partner, a job that have become a burden instead of something elevating ofc most people want to escape their frequency upwards because there's a lot to gain from doing so, like more pleasant relationships, more peace, more abundance, more success, etc, but the disconnection happens when they want to ascend but still hold on to habits and things that drag them down like living in a filthy broken cluttered home with people that constantly get into fights and scream at each other or blast the shit daily news on full volume for hours, substance abuse, having a job thats a daily humiliation ritual and many more factors the concept is simple in theory but actually escaping it is pretty tough and exhausting because it requires you to generate the necessary resources to replace every aspect of your life with higher frequency alternatives one piece at a time whilst still operating from that low frequency range, which requires inhuman efforts and determined dedication over years and during that time you'll never forget that the things you have access to yet almost feel like an insult to your dignity, being able to endure that too and not let it get to you and make you give up is a filter so that you actually have to toil and sweat blood to earn your admission to the next tier
Every time I go outside to do anything, I realize I should buy more games since things are so expensive.
I wanna cup her boobies while we cuddle
>>34521877not if you want to stay exactly where you are, no
>>34521895I see. You're a clanker.
>>34521848aka needy women getting more and more desperate per day, as are their counterparts?
>>34521901Ma’am I love your mind but listening to a little bit of lil b as a treat won’t stop me
>>34521905maybe not if it's the only heavy thing you do but it adds up if it's many small things that get piled on top of you
>>34521881How
>>34521900I want him to rest his cock and balls on my face while I vibe myself and he tells me how much he loves me.
>>34521908chad wins again
>>34521906Remind me of a memory What is healthy frequency rising music then
>>34521825Neither route would even cross my mind. I don't want him to be dependent on me and I'm not comfortable sharing my emotions with someone socially clumsy. I also don't see his inexperience as my duty to fix. I date to find someone whose real personality enriches my life and whose life is enriched by my real personality, not an exchange of circus performances between gender ambassadors.
Women whats with all the virtue signaling
I need to urinate and get dressed because I have to leave soon. I am in my boxers. Should I pee first or get dressed first? I am not doing either until you tell me which one I should do first. Please be quick.
womenheavy dick falling onto your handshot or not?
>>34521913Misandry is my greatest virtue
>>34521906Why would I want to be a domesticated little rabbit that only listens to sweet and gentle things I am a man
My time is running out
Graaaaah
>>34521916How would that even happen
>>34521918I never said anything about it having to be sweet and gentle, it can also be triumphant and monumental >>34521911anything that puts you in a good mood after listening instead of making you spiraland yes, I am aware that it puts you in a good mood to listen about killing bitches that want to child support you but if you really think about it, thats a bit of a low frequency to aim for, isn't it? it implies that you wouldn't want anything to do with your own kids nor the mother of your own kids and would want to actively try to harm them and idk if that's truly who you wish to align yourself with to bring more joy and peace into your life but if you're on your villain arc and you truly deeply do not give a shit and want to just spread destruction and revenge, hey, you're the one in charge of choosing your destination
>>34521915Piss
>>34521927Thanks man
>>34521916Penises aren't heavy outside of hentai. My phone is twice as heavy as the average dick
>>34521916sometimes I wonder what makes a man feel the need to ask shit like this, it's a little fruity for men to think this much about dicks.
I love pissing so much. I love peeing.
I like peeing after jerking off, feels like a double orgasm
>>34521926>I am aware that it puts you in a good mood to listen about killing bitches that want to child support youThis is true loveBut no, it’s the absurdity of that that makes me laugh. I’ve always felt like I’m destined to a normal, happy, stress free life. This was the crux of my issues in general. >thats a bit of a low frequency to aim for, isn't it?Yeah I see the point. Some guy came in talking about how laser points can destroy chemtrails, he learned about this from Judas Priest. I suppose I underestimate how much psychic damage can truly be inflicted by media
>>34521927Whew man I will write about you in my autobiography.
>>34521616Misandry, that's hot.
>>34521616These two types of women are the sea of garbage you have to wade through to find the right one.
>>34521916You're overestimating how much meat there is to plop down. I like when it's heavy metaphorically, I guess.
>>34521933Damn, I just took a piss and contemplated how much I hate peeing. What's the point of being hydrated if I have to visit the kitchen and the bathroom every 20 minutes?I love talking about pissing for some reason though. A stranger in an MMO raid suggested I piss my pants during a raid last week and my brain registered that as a pleasant bonding experience.
>>34521936it's easy to dismiss small things like this as laughable to even consider but if you dismiss all the small things as laughable to care about, in the end you're left with a massive mass of heavy energy weighing you down it's just a bit of slop bro, it's just a bit of porn bro, it's just a bit of ironic music bro, it's just a drink bro, it's just a joke bro, I can stop any time bro, it's not that deep bro, why do I always end up with the shit people that make my life miserable bro type shii
Women, thoughts on him breathing fast from fucking? Is that an ick?
>>34521947No
Men, would you tell a girl that you want to pound her or plow her? Verbatim?
>>34521950No.
>>34521931It's our bodypart that persistently reminds us about its existence
>>34521888How often do you get harassed irl?
I like it when girls wear those shoes with the ribbons that wrap around their ankles. They're cute.
>>34521953>>34521955>>34521950
>>34521921No it's not
>>34521917Hot
>>34521946Indeed, it’s just a bit of meaningless drunk sex bro. Maybe more extreme but I really felt it then, how fragile ascension is >the shit people that make my life miserable bro type shiiExcuse you, I love those people
>>34521924you just cut Hrotghar's orc dick and it fell on your hands!! what do you do?>>34521929Well, I'm not talking about average dicks then.>>34521931I don't think about the dick but what women think about that dick in particular.>>34521942But when it's actually heavy, I mean
>>34521968>I don't think about the dickoh yeah sure>you just cut Hrotghar's orc dick >Well, I'm not talking about average dicks then.
sex right now would be nice desu
>>34521964mhm, there's the small stuff that accumulates by repetition and then there's the big stuff that can take you down a notch immediately >I love those people maybe some but I feel like your last roommate was one of those heavy energies and I remember you not being very fond of that aspect, maybe that cooled down a bit with some spaceit also determines what jobs you get access to and so on ofc you know I am no expert myself but just because something's simple doesn't mean it's easy and just because someone hasn't mastered something fully themselves doesn't necessarily mean they are wrong, although I understand being skeptical lol
>>34521971you can't even have some fun writing here without being judged.
>>34521950The mainstream culture wants us being supressed
>>34521953>>34521955>>34521959What about during sex?
>>34521968It doesn't feel heavy if it's in my hands. It only feels heavy when it's also imposing. Like when it's resting on my face or on my butt.
my penis is heavy right now
>>34521974I miss him yeah. Can’t go back though, but I forgave himI think your theory is bang on desu. It’s crazy how much has changed in one year in terms of my QoL just from big changes naturally sweeping away small changes that were a result of that, like now I take vitamins It’s hard to ignore the part of me that misses the mud but what can one do, I just transferred it elsewhere
>>34521981I see. I wish I had a gf who liked having it resting on their face tbqh
>>34521912It sounds like you're waiting for the perfect partner to fall in your lap out of thin air
should i get a Burger King ® delivered or prepare some spaghetti with sauce instead?
>>34521987I honestly don't like it much. It's sexually frustrating at best and degrading at worst. What I like is making my bf happy, and he likes it when I let him do that sort of thing.
>>34521990>Should I eat garbage fast food or eat some real food?
>>34521986it was a long process of back and forth before you managed to find a bit of peace just with your living situation alone but it sounds like you have been able to bag that for yourself, which is great and probably will over time open up whole new doors that you didn't have the resources for until now because it was wasted on daily drama and chaos >misses the mudhm yes, the mud is less exhausting, it can be tempting to want a break by sinking back into it I think for such cases, a bit of violent tunes is fine, it's not going to destroy all your progress the same way as uuh, inviting certain people back into your home would, so maybe thats an acceptable way to have a taste of the mud when you get tired from striving
>>34521993wqhy is it frustrating?>What I like is making my bf happy, and he likes it when I let him do that sort of thing.ofc, that's nice. hope you have a nice rfelsationship
>>34522000Because I usually want to do things with his dick, not just have him put it on me and tease me.And thanks. Are you having a stroke with all those typos?
Rap music is my passion. Girls, would you date an up and coming raper?
>>34522005hahamy cat is sleeping over my right arm and stomach. makes it hard to type-.
>>34522008I think a lot of modern rap music is shit, but if you were decent, sure.
Still thinking about her, but I'm a chud.
>>34521997It’s not the same. My fling was closer to the mud but she didn’t like the taste of my lovebomb, which is totally valid. I’ve started to actually wonder and poke at why I want to be destroyed, why I hate that I feel like I’ll be successful. Very little progress there desu, the only thing I noticed is that I’ve been mirroring the unstable nature of my childhood Also kinda feels like I’m very against sacrificing my inner child, so that chaos is interred in me and it’s harder to work through the things I have to to ascend But I did sit once and thought about how this could be the peak if I wanted it to be, and that’s okay too.
>>34522013true, there's no inherent obligation to rise above, if you're at peace where you are, it's perfectly fine to stay put and enjoy the ride
The only woman I think about is my waifu because she loves me :)
>>34522012Classic chud moment
I still miss her sometimes but no I have to stay strong and tell myself that she is dead to me
>>34522021too bad femanons will never love a chud.
I got chubby (f) I want to date but feel gross. However, my preference even when I was thinner has been chubby/kinda fat men. Are my chances okay despite my current state?
>>34522018Peace in the moment but still going to go upDon’t wanna be wasted potential. If I have any love for my own words, I shouldn’t be Thank you
>>34522025Thank god they don’t
Femanons, how would it make you feel if your boyfriend masturbate to onlyfans girls? Assuming your sex life is still optimal and it hasn’t hurt his wallet. But he is subscribed and pays for multiple onlyfans (doesn’t directly contact them unless for video requests), and his instagram algorithm is mostly e thots and onlyfans girls
>>34521994>>34521990ended up eating some potatoes and eggs with mayonnaise salad and a corncob
>>34522027but it's ok to rest when you've found a pocket of peace to sit in for a while until you get on your way again, as always, godspeed
>>34522032All the love for you
>>34522026Yeah
>>34522028They'd love this chud.
It's neat that I can see the veins on my hand.
>>34522026Based on my personal experience I've concluded that love is only for the beautiful. Everyone else gets something inferior, idk what to call it but it's not the same love I'm yearning for
>>34522029The OF thing would be hard to cope with but I'd try to see things his way by finding my own preferred male porn star and always masturbating to him. It'd probably feel less intimidating and not as big of a deal once I saw what it was actually like.I don't date men who have Instagram/Snapchat accounts though.
>>34522029I don't date porn addict gooners. I don't date anyone actually but that's beside the point.
>>34522043>instagram/snapchatWha- why? I only use mine to interact with friends (and see Instagram onlyfans women).. It’s been the main two apps people I know have used since college, mostly Instagram. Has to be better than Twitter which is just a hot bed for extremists, rage bait, bigotry, and arguments
>>34522040They don’t though
>>34522046They would if they did.
>>34522042idc about the physicality as much, especially because i'm aware i'm not a catch either and my standards aren't high as long as he's hygienic and doesn't smell bad, idc if he's bald/balding either i just want love with a compatible partner
How do I get a bisexual gf?
>>34522031they're very tasty but I now wish I had a fast food burger :(
>>34522049Be maleDate women
Have they written you a love song? (No)And have they treated you the right way? (No)Will I ever be a number? (No)
Tonight is heavy on one side
Women, both of my grandfathers were abusive alcoholics. Will I have good chances with the ladies?
>>34522060No
>>34522063Then why are all the abusive alcoholics taken?
Scottish accents are really hot
>>34522060Maybe with obese former town bikes, like both your grandmothers.
How creepy
>>34522067They were both young thin virgins, don't project your nonsense onto me.
>>34522070Yes, at some point they sure were. Long before your grandfathers though.
>>34522048Idk, in my view attraction or rather the lack of it seems to be the only thing that's preventing a lot of people from being loved the way they should be loved
>>34522071>even more projection
>>34522065If being an abusive alcoholic gets women, why haven't you become one yet anon?
>>34522075He's too much of a good boy for that. He's suffering loneliness because he's simply too moral to give women what they want, he'd rather have an unsucked dick than to betray his principles. Can't you see? Don't you know? He's one of the good ones!
>>34522069Boo
>>34522075I have the potential, I just don't feel like unlocking it yet. I've been told on multiple occasions since youth that I am very hateful, but I don't like alcohol that much.
>>34522079Bravo!
Moids explain something to me, if this moid doesn't actually like me (he's got a gf so obv he doesn't) and I was just delusional about him giving me "mixed signals" or whatever, then why tf did he get so angry with me when I pushed him away? I think I'm either still delusional or he's treating me like a backup
>>34522083>why do insecure people want everyone to validate them that they can get to validate them and why do they get irritated if you deny them said validation a true mystery
>>34522083People don't like rejection in general, not just when they're single. You could still be a backup though. Gonna assume you have no clue if there's trouble in paradise.
>misandrists hate their dads, misogynists love their momsis this true?
>>34522083He wants a side piece
>>34522090no, you can also hate moids because your dad set the expectations way too high of what men are like
>>34522090Why do you just one for one paste tweets here
>>34519760Ive started hitting the gym and I'm starting to get tired of my hairy body.I'm thinking of shaking my chest and back (I already shave my pits), do girls prefer hairy guys or not?
>>34522096ragebaiting himself and then trying to pass the rage on to others is the only emotion he's still capable of feeling
All women are prostitutes, most just cycle through customers extremely slowly and take non-cash payments
All men are customers, most just cycle through prostitutes extremely slowly and can't even afford the old fat and ugly ones that won't even let them get pussy and just nag them about mowing the lawn all day long whilst living from their paycheck.
>>34522097I had the same issue and asked a few.About 25% think its grossAbout 25% get wet About 50% don't care either way.My hair stays on, because I'm not doing the shaven gooseberry just to pelase a minority of girls who probably woulnd' tbe into me anyways, as I will never be one of those practically hairless guys. I still remember a female aquaintaince of mine loudly complaining about meeting some Russian bear archetype, only to find out that he shaved his balls in disappointment.
>>34522095This. I had a great dad who took care of his house and kids and always encouraged me to be independent and take advantage of my abilities.
>>34522099Nerf this *Just told the girl on the incline bench that she didn’t have to wipe it down because she looks like she smells nice so she reported me to the front desk and now I have to find a new gym. Chivalry is dead.*
Aliens are real and nothing changes. Nothing matters. I enjoy the bread and circus, I would rather live a middling life than fight for survival everyday on a homestead in the middle of nowhere.
>>34522108Same, my dad taught me to have dignity and be self reliant and what a man with integrity and morals worth respecting is like and the moids don't like that at all.
>>34522105Awww, i hit a nerveThe funniest part is youre a fat tranny
>>34522086Yup, no clue. He's probably just a way shittier person than I thought. Btw we're not friends or anything, I've just known him since childhood because of our dads
>>34522114Awww, i hit a nerveThe funniest part is youre a fat and balding foidless penis
>>34522112>what a man with integrity and morals worth respecting is like So what is a man like this like? Asking for a friend.
