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whats a good gift i can give this guy im seeing. just general gifts that all men would enjoy but wouldnt buy themselves
Male anons am i a>Femcel>Fakecel>Volcel?
Men, why do you claim to hate reddit for circlejerking when you only want these threads to be "women bad" circlejerks?
why does people get mad when you prioritize making money over socializing?
>>34526154I think men like items on amazon listed as "tactical", i suggest one of those. Like those tactical butt wipes
>>34526146I hate women.>>34522873
On a scale of 1-10 how horny is the typical statue sculptor?
>>34526157because they lack self awareness, are stubborn, and retarded
>>34526166Only women think about sex all the time.
>>34526154Pussy
>>34526148>No, you were more interesting when you were still a virgin.I am still a virgin though?
>>34526157You can jerk my circle haha
>>34526175>femoid>virginlollmao even
>>34526175NOT ANYMORE PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>34526157I dont like reddit because it requires an account
>>34526157You're not allowed to have women bad circlejerks on reddit from what I remember
Women would you date a man with no possessions, just depression?
>>34526157>why do you claim to hate reddit for circlejerkingi have no idea about the specific thing your claim about "women bad". but the le upboat system is shit and lends itself to being lazy (only reading a few 'top' posts), and popular posts being viewed more that posts that my be unpopular but offer a unique point of view or are actually factually correct but unpopular due to it being 'offensive' and hurts people feeeeelings. im sure you already knew this though.
>Seethe so much you bring a dead argument into the next thread >No I'm not angry
>>34526155Fakecel/Volcel
>>34526166THAT ASSSS
>>34526155Femcels aren't real.
>>34526154>just general gifts that all men would enjoy but wouldnt buy themselvesMen are not a monolith.
State gender and favorite day of the week
>>34526154Nice brown leather shoes
why do men who hate women complain about not having a gf? its like, have you considered not hating women? have you considered that you wont get a gf because you DESPISE women? its so stupid and paradoxical. its like if i set myself on fire then complained that its hot
>>34526154Blowjob
Have you ever been ghosted after meeting with someone in person that you met online? I met this girl on discord, she lived in my city, we talked every day for almost 2 weeks, exchanged pictures, did voice calls. We decided to meet each other in person, but it became incredibly awkward, she barely spoke, seemed like she wanted to leave, and then since that day she only sends me messages once a day, sometimes once every other day. What the hell happened?
>>34526194MTuesday, because it's the day that she was born
>>34526166wasnt michelangelo accused of being a gay incel or something because he never showed interested in women or something? im pretty sure the dedication you have to devote to sculpture puts in incel territory.
>>34526155>Fakecel>ChadsexualIf you're biologically a woman, you cannot be an incel, there's plenty of guys here that would want a relationship with you
>>34526194Rebecca BlackFriday
>>34526194M, none of them
>>34526191sure, but im sure there is gifts that most men would enjoy. like most women would enjoy some nice skincare/makeup.
>>34526178Do you think women are born having sex???
>>34526197Not hating women isn't a prerequisite for getting a gf
>>34526206No, but most of you are already not virgin by the time you turn 18.
>>34526207yes it is?
>>34526194FDon't have one. I don't have a consistent work schedule it could be Tuesday or Saturday for all I care but I guess it's more convenient when shit is open longer so I hate Sundays.
>>34526200Congratulations on becoming a father Anon!
>>34526076Here.>>34526154A blowjob.
>>34526211No, my oneitis
>>34526197Men that say that consider women objects and lack object permanence at the same time.
>>34526155You can't be involuntary celibate because celibacy is a choice by definition. You might be a female, though.
>>34526209Plenty of misogynists have wives and gfs
>>34526194Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah-ah-ahYeah-ah-ahYeah-ah-ahYeah-ah-ahYeah, yeah, yeah
>>34526206Women have men like a buffet. Men have women in survival mode in the wilderness.
>>34526216like who
>>34526194MIt used to be Wednesday when I still had a job.By the end of it, most of the work was done and I'd hand out with coworkers during lunch.Though Thursday is also pretty nice in that regard, getting to Wednesday evening is a bigger impact.
>>34526205>like most women would enjoy some nice skincare/makeup.I asked about this here once and got universally boo'd by all the femanons saying they wouldn't trust a man to get them anything worthwhile.
>>34526219well then maybe men should stop acting like a buffet and not give it up so easily?
>>34526220Nta, like my dad
>>34526157>when you only wantI really like the discussions that different viewpoints bring even if I sometimes disagree with them
>>34526219*molesting the moid buffett and sneezing on it because there is no sneeze guard*
>>34526220Like every abusive partner ever
>>34526215>celibacy is a choice by definitionI don't agree with that definition.
>>34526219Wrong, you could approach women in nature and even if it didn't work out they're weak as baby shit so you could still have your way with them.
>>34526222lol. could you still tell me what gifts to get men
Just get that nigga food or something
>>34526224ugh, rough read
>>34526223Then they get nothing
>>34526231There isn't a standard answer to that question, is my point. Gifts don't work like that. A gift is meaningful when the giver has put personalised thought into it.
Girls, lets say you've been talking to a guy on hinge for two weeks. the conversation is going good and there's been hints at a date. however, the guy has two deep zits that are currently healing, not weaping, but are still red spots on his cheek and nose. two spots total. would you rather him wait another week for them to heal or would you not care and want to go on a date?
MenWhy do you abuse your penis so much?
Women, the male friend you know who likes you but you're not into him finally bites the bullet and states it out loudHow do you deal with it knowing that the next conversation could be a friendship ender no matter what you do?
>>34526243I AM AN ABOOZERI MUST ABOOOZ
>>34526242just put pimple patches over them. theres really good ones on the market that make the red spots invisible while not being super noticeable
>>34526243It takes the edge off the loneliness.
>>34526242I would not care if he showed up with sparkly walgreens star pimple patches.
>>34526243Who else is going to
>>34526243Because it releases brain chemicals that lower my stress made me feel less anxious
>>34526243I'm very nice to it in fact.
Men, why do you refuse to use toilet paper after peeing?
Holy shit I finally made it, I will become tiktok rich.I'm officially the fuck outta here, see you never again neeeerdddds!
>>34526243Only thing I've got at this point, but it's getting hard to cum so I've got to stop for a bitI just want to be held desu
men, how much psychotic behavior can you put up with in a woman your seeing before you say gg. does it depend on how hot she is or just how much you like her.
>>34526253I don't
>>34526243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4cCZj76YU4
>>34526154Old style shaving kit. Decent one; brush, soap, razor and a smell you like.Think of it as marking your territory.
>>34526253Depends. If you shake, it's basically gone and you're just putting your pants and underwear back up over it anyway. Urinals don't use toilet paper, so it's an indicator that it's not really required if they're designed that way.
Femanons, if I was injured would you nurse me back to health?
>>34526256Are you avoidant? Then I am not interested.Do you want to physically hurt me? Then I don't want you to know me.Anything else can be talked about.
>>34526197Because they believe their idea of a good woman doesn't match the description of the women they encounter so they develop this dichotomy in their head of this one beautiful angel lady who is not like the other girls who they are destined to be with and the corrupt masses of evil whores who are out to kill everything they love like a pack of angry piranhas or whatever. Basically, they are suffering from their own paradoxical worldviews but aren't self aware enough to realize it and change it
>>34526253No tp at the urinal, dummy.
>>34526155VolcelBut you're not talking about celibacy are you.
>>34526201I dont know the full story but Michelangelo is infamous for not being able to depict women well, which does lead to theories about him being gay or an incel
>>34526260But I've heard men talk about how "the last drop always ends up in your pants" so that doesn't always seems to be the case.>>34526265Regular toilets are still a thing.
>>34526256I'm the psychotic one in a relationship
>>34526253I do wipe with toiler paper after peeing.
>>34526247>>34526249really? im 32, i think im a bit old for those. the blisters are gone, its just red skin now.
>>34526154A new fetish!
>>34526194MMonday. Quietest day in the office, nobody but me there.
>>34526243Often I don't realize how much physical pain I am in until post nut clarity hits. It's like I'm under the influence of a drug
>>34526270I mean technically there's still urine particles on the end of the dick after, but I mean there's also still shit particles on an asshole after wiping and people walk around with that 24/7. Unless you're using a bidet, that's not going to change. And vaginal discharge is so much more of a thing for women to deal with on a regular basis than traces of urine on the tip of a man's penis.
>>34526273red skin is fine, but search up daytime pimply patches. they are clear and small and very inconspicuous. not the fun shaped ones lmao
>>34526216Maybe there's a correlation there anon.
>>34526273There isn't an age limit to skin issues. You can still be bit by bugs. It's actually more considerate to look hygenic and cover wounds.
>>34526243Testosterone.
Moids how do you like your steak?If you don't like steak, what is your main protein?
>>34526256Depends on how bad my own mental state is.. If I'm thinking clearly then I'll tolerate it way less than if I'm in the mental gutter. That's how abuse works in general
>>34526253I don't, but you have to make do in most pissoirs.
>>34526285Med Rare, sometimes Rare if I'm in the mood
Is it reasonable to request my male partner not use porn if we have sex 1-2 times a day and I am also undeniably beneficial to his life in many other ways?
>>34526285Rare or medium rare but I'm fine with medium
>>34526290Absolutely
>>34526290Yeah, dudes got a problem if he's still using porn
>>34526290Yes
>>34526290Yes.
Should i give up on the dream of getting an atoga femanon gf?
>>34526290Yes. That's a problematic porn issue.
>>34526285>Moids how do you like your steak?Rare>If you don't like steak, what is your main protein?Why does this imply that if I like steak it would be my main protein? Who eats steak multiple times a week?
27 yo male virgin here.Should i try online dating?
>>34526290That's extremely weirdly phrased but yes, your partner's probably addicted or hypersexual for some other reason.
>>34526285medium, pink in the middle
>>34526303Might as well.
>>34526301Well there are some moids that are chicken nuggy boys, and vegans/vegetarians. I'm just offering an alternative question.
I found a nice cheetah print tie.Im gonna start showing up at my office job as Nanami every couple of weeks. Minus the leather harness.Do you think anyone is gonna notice?
>>34526309People who watched jjk probably will.
>>34526290It's a reasonable request, but you should read up on the Coolidge effect and how it affects male mammals.
>>34526285>what is your main protein?Cum
>>34526303If you are not a male model it's a waste of your time.
>>34526308I eat roast chicken, sausages, pasta with meat sauce, meat patties, and fish more than I eat steak.
>>34526301>Who eats steak multiple times a week?me
>>34526313>but you should read up on the Coolidge effectAnd you should go read the definition of monogamy one more time just to check. If he's addicted to dopamine hits he can just do drugs or go to fun things that don't involve sex with watching other people like a cuck.
>>34526312Would they think its cringe or is it low key enough
>>34526290>we have sex 1-2 times a dayYeah, that seems like a good and healthy minimum.
>>34526314Gayyyyyy
>>34526323Desu the fact that it's animal print is probably the bigger issue than the anime part.
women do neck kisses really turn you on?
Feels like I'm cheating on my favorite pornstar when I fuck my girlfriend.
>>34526322>If he's addicted to dopamine hitsWe're all addicted to dopamine hits anon.
>>34526329Neck kisses turn everyone on
>>34526333Yeah but if he's mainlining one thing instead of going>lil treat>fun thing>smelly goods>affectionYa know, variety? He'll turn it into an addiction.
>>34526330>favorite pornstarWho?
>>34526338No, you'll start fapping to her.
>>34526243I just got back from a 50 minute fap, idk why they've been so long recently
>>34526339What girl has lusted after McGroomer?
>>34526342I just want to judge you for your taste.
>>34526199lol you obviously didnt impress her in person, she thought you are unattractivemeeting in person is not like online who wouldve thought, incel
>>34526346Bettie Bondage.
Women are evil (and that's kinda hot ngl)
>>34526197all the replies here are wrong, men who hate women do so bc they are incels who cant get women in the first place, do you think they are all retarded? lmao if it was as simple as liking girls and being nice to them everyone would have a gf. hence the meme of nice guys finish last, simps etc
>>34526339Fellow women why is a toothbrush on there?
>>34526327I will stew on this idea for a little while longer
>>34526285Medium rare, it’s the hardest to do but taste the best
>>34526356>.> li bro doesn't know about the electric toothbrush method
>>34526199>What the hell happened?You're uglier in person.
>>34526345McQueen is a groomer? What did I miss
>>34526356I don't know, men base all their ideas of women off of shitty internet memes.
>>34526359I installed a retractable shower head in my bathroom simply for this gooning bitch
>>34526351Not bad.
>>34526199>What the hell happened?I understand you are disappointed, but this seems to be a redundant question.
>>34526363Women do the same with Disney movies
>>34526364Don't you just love waking up and brushing pussy into your mouth?
Women would you wrap your legs around him
>>34526285I also prefer medium rare
>>34526368I prefer head for breakfast right before my morning cup of coffee and a cigarette
>>34526367>BUT WOMEN!Whatboutism means you don't actually disagree with me.
>>34526375Ofc I have to agree with you, one of you retards is sleeping in my bed right now
>>34526369Does he mind getting period blood on his clothes this week
>>34526289>>34526291>>34526370I too prefer medium rare, good company.
>>34526380It’s her way of marking her territory
>>34526380Small price to pay
>>34526369I could probably leg lock him at the shoulders.
>>34526295>>34526299>>34526292Okay, thank you (and the others). I've seen arguments for porn use in relationships but I like to think our case is exceptional since we have matched libidos, and I ask very little of him except for loyalty and attention.>>34526313I'm aware that the same female becomes less attractive and novelty is exciting. To circumvent this somewhat, I do change my looks pretty frequently. I lament that I can't shape shift my whole body without surgeries or dramatic diets, but I change my hair and have a very varied wardrobe that can make me near unrecognizable. Also seasonal weight loss and gains, both of which he likes.But I'm also bisexual and frankly I experience fleeting instinctual attraction to randoms on a regular basis. I am capable of dismissing it out of love and loyalty, so I know it's possible. Even if I'm not male so can't fully conceive of a male libido.
>>34526388Teach me the ways of grappling
>>34526312My gf watched JJK and brought a cheeta pattern bikini set but honestly she just looks like Wilma Flinstone lol
>>34526390>asks for loyalty in a relationship >watches porn
What a nice thread, geez I hope no Indians suddenly decide to migrate here and ruin it for the rest of us
Left or Right?
>>34526295>>34526292>>34526296>>34526297>>34526304lol why do i have the feeling people easily say this yet a nigger like this is literally still watching porn himself constantly and acts superior for whatever reason? >>34526390dont be fooled, these guys are talking like they are the greatest ever but are literally watching porn 24/7 themselveson the internet everyone of them also has a huge penis its everytime the same shitim not even saying you are wrong, but these guys are making it sound like it would be uncommon which i guarantee you it isnt
>>34526408I'm not in a relationship right now, but I'm capable of stopping watching porn and have before multiple times
>>34526408>Tl;Dr: never trust low inhibition men
>>34526391Oh I'm just (very likely) hypermobile.
>>34526407Not reading allat
>>34526408I stopped watching it when I was in a relationship. We didn't even do much. I just dropped it and fantasized about her instead
>>34526409>and have before multiple timesLmao
>>34526408Of course I'm gonna watch it if I'm single blud are you dumb
I saw a note on my coworker's desk from his wife talking about how much she loves him and doing things with him. It made me sad knowing that kind of love is inconceivable to me and could never happen
>>34526413Only way you'd be "hypermobile" would be if someone rolled you down a hill.
>>34526413As mobile as 350 pounds of lard can be
>>34526423Zamn>>34526425Zamn
Should I tear my arms off
>>34526435how ru gonna tear the 2nd one off if ur first one is gone
>>34526415sure you did incel
>>34526418you wouldnt stop ever when you had someone either lmao but nice what if cope good that an incel gives her advice
>>34526435Do it.
>>34526442I can literally just jerk off to her
>>34526445Lust isn’t the same as love coomer anon
>>34526423>>34526425You retards are both not using the actual condition. Go have sex with each other.
>>34526452Tell us how you have professional emergency medical training from Google and how you were too badass for the Marines
>>34526452>Go have sex with each other.No, you'll have to think of something else to shlick to.
>>34526459I didn't google it.
>>34526361>>345263494chan told me women don’t care about looks though.
GenderAre we cooming, or are we dooming?
>>34526439
Women how would you feel about your boyfriend
>>34526482Putting my hands all up on his chest and rubbing sensually down his sides and dipping towards his hips under his shorts. :3
>>34526155You are a slut in spirit, iirc.
>>34526487the fatties are talking the loudest about all the sex they have, its like if they were compensating for something cough cough
>>345264684chan literally says chad gets laid only so idk why you are lying
>>34526154Don't make it sexual unless you want to attract guys who primarily care about sex.>>34526157Friendly reminder that this site got a flood of incels after r/incels was banned.And even with that influx, it's generally just a couple schizos who post all the time, e.g. "raped trash" anon.
>>34526477>literally answering with nou uniroically
>>34526256Guys' toleration def depends on how attracted they are to her. Personally I how low tolerance for bs but for hot girls I do give a little bit more time before breaking with her. See >>34525806 for list of issues. If a person isn't willing to work on their issues that make your life worse or are willing to compromise, then eventually I'd have to leave them.
>>34526290Yeah that's pretty reasonable. Lewd pictures and videos of yourself with or without me are also good for the lonely nights when you aren't there <3
>>34526290>Is it reasonable to request my male partner not use porn Yes. The rest of the sentence is irrelevant at best, but the implication that he'd ever be justified in breaking the intimacy you share is just wrong.Also, stop fornicating.
>>34526256In theory, it depends on the kind of crazy she is. If she's still loyal and shares my values, but isn't abusive or cruel to anyone, I'd put up with a lot of emotional intensity.In practice, if I can't trust her, I'm out. And if I can't understand her mental state (because she's crazy), then I can't actually trust her.
Women can not go one day without feeling like men hate them. Makes me think at times they want to secretely have dominatrix hatefucking with them. But that's just a theory, a game theory.
>>34526506I’m not lying. Why would she tell me all those things about how she liked my voice and couldn’t wait to see me then just ghost me after that
I'm gonna cum! do people really say that during sex?
>>34526528She probably pulled a woman and got cold feet or something
>>34526473MIsn this a known fake? At least the translation is. These things usually a unique identifier. It would say something like tablet 45897b or whatever
Ok lol this is getting ridiculous!
>>34526541What
>>34526534MI cant I go mute when Im close to cumming.
>>34526536I’m really beginning to not like women
>>34526528because she imagined you were chad, she obviously likes chads voicebut in person you were not chad so it didnt matter
>>34526502Compensating for what? Does this guy think that nobody that is fat has sex or something? Self report?
i want to sex a fatty
>>34526548pls tell me more about all chads that couldnt wait to plow your hamplanet holes
>>34526550So you can goon-off to being super cucked? No, go fuck yourself or pay someone to read you your sex stories.
>>34526556what? i dont understand what you are trying to say sorry
I would have sex with a fat woman, I'm not chad though so I don't count.
FUUUUUCKKKABSNRHEH
>>34526561Mate go have a wank
Just got back from walking my dog.
>>34526560t. literally plapjak kek
>>34526566Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee...
>>34526534https://youtu.be/EMC9gaw8Ot4
>>34526568what? can you speak in normal english?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtEfzxENkXM&t=92s
There was a girl at my high school who everyone nicknamed Shitty Titties because it was rumored she invited people over and asked them to poop on her boobs while she would masturbate. And that after they did it she would then make them sign her bedposts with a butterfly knife.
>>34526573High school lies are so funny.
>>34526570Sorry, I only speak in human languages, not in Russian.
>>34526578i literally wrote in english though, maybe you are going insane and should take your meds
I am turgid, tumescent, and engorged.
>>34526573Did she kill herself
>>34526584No, but I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to rope some other chick into a lesbian suicide pact. It would have been very on brand for her.
Foids, would you be ok if your man's workwife fed him pineapple like this with a fork?
How do people date multiple people at once? How do they decide which ones to cut off and when?
>>34526591If >he's ok with me feeding on >his work wife later.
While you were hanging out with your mom she was getting plapped by Chad. What now?
How soon after a date do you follow up with her to set up another?
>>34526592If your only dating, and not in any relationship, there's nothing to sort out. There's nothing to sort out here. Until you are in a relationship, dating, fuckbuddies, FwB are all 100% legit and ok. You don't owe anyone else anything, you don't owe anybody you are dating any information.
>>34526596>t. STD-addled subhuman
Can I look when a guy takes his shirt off or is that rude
>>34526599who cares, what are they gonna do if u look anyways?
Guys can you answer the image filename?
>>34526599If you’re single, you are allowed
>>34526599can i look a girl at her her tits if shes showing them off (wearing no braw with nipples visable through shirt or cleavage top)can i stare at a girls ass if shes wearing skintight leggings literally wrapping her ass? if yes then yes
>>34526602I think he has a thing for astarion
>>34526602NAGBut that's horny autism. Rule34 can get weird like that.
Both genders, please avoid these highly specific Astrology Red Flags! You will save yourself a TON of grief!
>>34526599Why would you want to
Women, I have a female roommate and she keeps sitting in rooms where I am, not necessarily talking to me, just scrolling her phone and existing around me. What is this and why is she doing this?
>>34526591Was she like implying that his cum tasted bad and he got upset by that? Why was the pineapple so highly rejected with ruthlessness?
>>34526610Fu k her
>>34526608How the fuck would you even find a Virgo that's never been in a relationship?
GenderFavorite sloppa food?
>>34526608All Genders. Astrology is fake and gay. Avoid anyone who believes in fake and gay things. Like astrology. And therapy.
>>34526599Just be subtle about it.
I wanna feed her tasty food
>>34526610It's autism socializing. Parallel play/existing.
>>34526611Because it doesn’t taste good
Should I bang her sister
How do I convince this girl to go balls deep in me or let me go balls deep in her?
>tfw no autistic parallel playing gf
>>34526625Sure her sister might look better with bangs!
>>34526626Bro she's just gonna make you sub to her of and then dip
>>34526573That’s pretty high up there. The worst we had was a girl get videos fucking the gear shifter in a car at a party and the girl that dated my entire friend group but me inside two months and then had to change schools when she got herpes on her hands.
I should shave
>>34526631Bangs are gross 100% of the time and women need to stop cock blocking their friends by reinforcing this bullshit.
>>34526608Thank god none of them apply to me
>>34526631She's younger than her which is the main reason
I withheld a assumed W fap and did my chores first, but now that I'm done and ready to do it, it turns out it was L faps, ruined.
>>34526644How young
>>34526641
Women, which do you think is more exploitive towards woman, the K-pop industry or the porn industry.
>>34526645I hate when you put off a good fap and then you lose the mood and it's not as good as it could have been
>>34526608>Leo's with a scorpio moon>Blonde LeoShit
>>34526651Porn industry hands down.
>>3452664820 and we're both 24
>>34526651Pretty much all entertainment industries are exploitative in some fashion. With that said, I'd honestly argue the former if only because porn has always had a stigma attached to it meaning that people are willing to scrutinize it much more compared to something more mainstream like K-pop.
>>34526659Her or her sister
Moids would you endure several flashbangs worth of eye damage and skin cancer for a bored monkey nft meetup?
>>34526663Is this real? That's horrifying.
>6 months into relationship>Sitting on couch with GF playing fortnite (Shes watching + cuddling) waiting for movie start time before we leave the house>Suddenly jokingly asks if I've cheated, I say ofc not>She admits, whilst laughing, that she made out with a guy at a festival while we were dating a week before I asked her to be my gf, but it "didn't count because weren't technically a couple">Random confession really hurt me, no idea why she told me this, why then and why at all>Huge fight>Eventually we reconcile>Relationship continues for 7 years, we get married, in that time this sort of argument crops up again seemingly at random, no matter how nice or how dutiful a husband or how much I try to love her, she just suddenly turns on me>Realise the running theme: Its because I was playing video games, she did the thing where she wanted my attention>Every single fucking argument was started when I dared to give another thing or another girl my attention over her, no matter how innocentlyWhy are some girls like this? I have pledged my heart and soul to this woman, bought her flowers, flirt all the time, organised her birthday parties, bought her random gifts, told her how much I want to have kids with herAnd then when I show her a funny meme from a girl fitness influencer, she blows her top and talks to me like shit, telling me either I unfollow her or I should break up with her.Why.
>>34526615Pita, Dolmas, Hummus
>>34526668Women don't respect men who play video games.
>>34526664Why does it really matter, she's hot and I want to do her
I am beautiful, no matter what they say...
>>34526676Yea you sure are
>>34526677Thank you
State GenderWhat are your top 3 most taboo fetishes?I asked this last thread but there was some confusion about if I meant IRL kinks or stuff you just get off to in hentai: I meant either, whichever ones you think would be be seen as more degenerate
>>34526668>I made out with a guy while we were dating>You're saying my hobby is the problem?Lol
>>34526668That's just her insecurity. She will continue if you keep enabling her instead of working on her self esteem. And I don't mean with compliments and showering her in attention, but by having solid boundaries when she clearly doesn't. And may also be cheating on you right now in order to feel better about herself. That was her testing your boundary of how much cheating she can get away with, btw.
*checks dials and gauges*The plappability in this thread is dangerously low!
>>34526681M, 2 of each category2 IRL>I would engage in consensual incest, given the chance>I eat ass2 porn/hentai>X-rays/see-through women>knotted dildos, I like seeing women stretch
>>34526686So spread that bussy
>>34526691WEAREGURLLEGION
>>34526689Her sister
>>34526691Hey
>>34526290>>34526390Personally I don't think it's reasonable, because it assumes that porn only exists simply as a way to get sexual relief and can't have it's own appeal as something to consume Like, yes, I look at hentai or watch porn to jack off and release my libido, but there's also some porn artists who have appealing art styles which I appreciate that way.Also, in the same way that I might enjoy eating pasta one night or steak another time, there is appeal in the variety that different porn brings: Maybe i'm in the mood for MILFs one night and exhibitionism another. Some fetishes also only exist fictionally (or at least can only ethically be enjoyed fictionally), etc: No amount of IRL sex is going to scratch the itch I might have for some niche weirdo /d/ fetish that only exists in hentai
>>34526290No.
>>34526691Bruh how fucking old are you?
>>3452670449
What kind of woman voluntarily signs up to join the army or police or security
>>34526691Ok ellie rodgers
>>34526681F>What are your top 3 most taboo fetishes?Bondage, kissing, third option
>>34526709The kind that wants to get brutalized. The crazy shortstacks are all in ems or fire.
>>34526709The kind that want to exert excessive power over others without consequence. Same as the men that join these things, really.
I need my pussy pounded
I wanna uh cradle her and make her feel loved and safe
>>34526719No you don't.
>>34526719Male post if I've ever seen one
>>34526727No you don't.
>>34526668>>Huge fightPointless. Should have just thanked her for the honesty and dumped her on the spot.>>Eventually we reconcileAbsolutely retarded, and you deserve everything she inflicts on you.
>>34526727So business as usual?
>>34526719>BussyFTFY
Is missing a limb an ick for women?
Foids, what kind of tricks and manipulations and malarkey do you use to coerce guys into eating your pussy when they don't have any intention or want to do so!
>>34526733That thing is growing cobwebs by now
>>34526727You're pussy has been so left alone you went into early menopause and it shrank and closed up.
>>34526739You are pussy
>>34526672Its funny you say that because our last in our big argument 2x weeks ago, she started on me because she didn't like the fact that I was following Emiru on ig (I dont even watch her, I just wanted to keep up with that drama with her and that other guy) and just verbally berated me and shit. When I asked why she always talks to me like that when we're alone but talks so nicely in front of friends/family, she admitted that she thinks she doesnt respect me.>>34526682I get what you're saying but it wasn't my hobby so much as it was whenever I'm doing anything where I'm happy and content that doesn't involve sitting on the couch with her watching netflix or going out for drinks with her.>>34526684>That's just her insecurity. She will continue if you keep enabling her instead of working on her self esteem. And I don't mean with compliments and showering her in attention, but by having solid boundaries when she clearly doesn't100% agree and thats exactly what other people have said to me. Unfortunately I think from day 1 of our relationship I've been too much of a doormat/people pleaser and let her get away with too much shitShe used to berate me if she said she was going for an after work drink with co-workers and I wasn't going crazy with jealous asking who with, then she berates me for me telling her I dont think she should be going clubbing staying out till 2am with her coworkers now that we're married. It just feels like everything is a problem, there are no right answers.>And may also be cheating on you right now in order to feel better about herself. That was her testing your boundary of how much cheating she can get away with, btw.I mean maybe. She really doesn't seem the type because our lives are so closely intertwined (literally it feels like the past few years we spend every single day together, on her request, and do everything together, when would she even find time to cheat) but then, I didnt expect the first confession either.
Have you ever been initiated into a gang by being sexed in?
>>34526681F. For stuff I actually enjoy IRL and not just read in fantasy stuff: anal, monster dildos, being restrained by force.
>>34526735No*rule34sasukesakurahentai*
Is it true that a lot of American women only got into drinking tea because they watched that Gwen Stefani video for the song "4 in the morning"?
>>34526730I 100% know that now and in hindsight agree with you. Unfortunately I was 24 and she was my first long term gf, first love confession etc.My parents divorced when I was young and I had a "mend it dont end it" mentality.I made peace with the fact that we weren't technically together at the time she did it, even if it is a bit slimy to do so, but that she absolutely fucked up by telling me. But I tried to push past it and get over it because it was a weird, chaotic stressful time.But I dont think I ever got over it because every time we fight now I'm thinking like "I forgave you for that shit, and you're getting mad at ME because a scantily clad cosplayer showed up on my explore page?"And now we're 8 years in. And I regret forgiving her.I feel like if she had been a great partner in that time I could have shaken it off as "She made a mistake before we were official, move on", but the fact that she causes me so much fucking depression and anger makes it feel more like the effort I put into making our relationship work is completely unappreciated. We have had sex 5 times this year (Bear in my mind, we're 32 and 30) and have had door slamming rows probably 3-4 as many times as that.
I can’t help but get envious of how ditzy/happy my girlfriend gets after sex, but I stay anxious and depressed. Why do girls feel significantly different after it?
I wanna brush away her sadness
>>34526745trump
>>34526736A gun
>>34526766Hot
>>34526743>I mean maybe.The only method that I am thinking she is cheating in is in the "hit-dog-hollers" theory of she is projecting so much of this onto you. Telling you how she wants you to be jealous and posessive over her being able to socialize, then also bratting back against being expected to have the same standard she just conveyed to you doesn't look like she wants an equal relationship, and might not be acting accordingly.
I need my cock covered with foid saliva
I need a will power transplant
>>34526753No. Tea is nice. I saw it in disney movies when I was young.
>>34526776They would never fucking do that!
>>34526753Kek! How that fuck would you even come up with something like that?
>>34526782You can have mine
>>34526793I will take it
>>34526805I'm transferring it to you now do you feel it
i just want a gf who smokes cigarettes and gives blowjobs. preferably at the same time.
Either gender, what do you think of Shoe? She seems pretty hella based! At lot of people seem to not like her because she doesn't fit nicely into some political box, but she tells it how it is.
>>34526813Yes, I absorbed it by raising my hand and focusing, hoping you were doing the same, thanks
>>34526817Sexo
>>34526819It's not much but nonetheless enjoy it
>>34526761>How dizzy my girlfriend gets after sexIt's called the Hillary Clinton spin, because Hillary Clinton has never denied inventing it.
>>34526820Some want something from you and some want nothing to do with you and a very very few are just weird
>>34526820Every sensitive man has a pure heart but many are corrupted and calloused and frozen by evil foids
>>34526817I like her non-politically-focused videos.
>>34526817Who the fuck is shoe and why are you posting and ad in the larp general?
>>34526817IdkShe reminds me of the whovillagers of whoville.
>>34526817I hate all political grifters and their simps.
>>34526837>Who the fuck is shoe You have to be at least 18 years old to post here
>>34526841I was thinking the same
>>34526833Men homo erotically urinate on each other's faces as part of hazing rituals and then expect women to think they are empathic sensitives.
>>34526847Oh, she's also a mommy, good for her.
>>34526681
>>34526852Very.
>>34526855That isn't taboo, it's just silly.
>>34526852Very because Im touch starved
>>34526820Some men think his woman is the only person he is allowed to show any affection towards so he shows it strongly towards her, while others believe men should always hold a stoical composure no matter what to be the stable rock in her emotional storms. Others have it well balanced. It depends on the expectations of masculinity he was raised under.
Foids. Which one?
>>34526852I'm clingy as fuck and I feel really embarrassed about it because I know she's going to see it as cringy
>>34526848Taking dick up your ass as a test of fealty is the kind of brotherhood that women will never understand
Crazy how these threads are filled with good boys and girls who are affectionate and caring and don't get the ick from things most people do. Isn't that wild isn't that just crazy and so weird haha you're all such saints
>>34526846Ironic
>>34526855Where's her pussy
is it possible for F to truly ever not be primarily motivated to find wealthy matesnot making as much as I want is my biggest insecurity and I feel like it holds me back from trying to find a matewhy is everything so expensive
Moids, do you assholes even consider how we feel when you break up with us? It doesn't even matter to you does it? You just fucking go to bed and sleep soundly like nothing fucking happened.
Bread is slow tonight
>>34526881Lots if hugs with squeeze and casually rubbing her arms, shoulders and back, lots of kisses etc. Unless they mean something else like gifts or "acts of service"
>>34526886Good but it's a shame we're stuck here with the faggot above
>>34526886Sorry I just found out I scared a dude with a million dollar bond rn. I am gonna need to watch a movie rq.
>>34526852I'm a little kitty cat. Most of the time cold but sometimes I feel the urge to be all really close
>>34526884I went through those emotions before we broke up and then I just took the final step
>>34526761Dopamine and endorphins.Maybe you have that syndrome or whatever it is where cumming just makes you depressed.
>>34526895Men used to go to war
>>34526773>The only method that I am thinking she is cheating in is in the "hit-dog-hollers" theory of she is projecting so much of this onto you. Has always been a bit of a worry of mine. When we first got together I had no worry about her cheating, I thought right from when we were official to when we said "I love yous" like 3 months later, I felt the entire time we were very secure in our relationship. I was her first etc. I had no reason to think she would cheat, she seemed so obsessed with me. But then this confession that happened and the constant paranoia, ofc it makes you think maybe its the projection thing.But to be honest, I think its more along the lines of>doesn't look like she wants an equal relationshipThe pieces have slowly come together for me>Her long time friends and co-workers have come to me and said things like "You're such a good boyfriend/husband to her anon, I know she can be a bit... hard work" or something to that effect (And these are Japanese coworkers like her, so they know what hard work is)>Her family has shown concern for me in various subtle ways, offering me a chance to stay out of family activities and crash out at their house to relax when we go to visit them in Japan, because her dad says he remembers when she was a kid how she was really demanding, really hard work, always dragging him around and having tantrums, they wanted to offer me a break etc.I walk her home from the station when she's travelling after dark, but she cant even be bothered to come to the front door and greet me half the time. Always expects me to wave her off from our apartment window, but most of the time when I leave and look back she isnt there.She's admitted multiple times she feels she doesn't show enough affection and gives me a hard time, but then never actually tries to better herself.I think she's just emotionally stuck in the mindset of a 12 year old, she only knows how to stomp her feet and get her own way in a relationship.
>>34526874No we just get the ick from what normalfags do
>>34526874Odds are people coming to a self help thread and seeking advice are a bit more self-aware and thoughtful about these things, so it's obviously biased.
Where did that nice, lonely, single femanon go?
Sex without procreation is a sin
>>34526900I don't know but unlike these faggots km honest. There's a reason all of us are alone
>>34526155>volcelwhat a retarded phrase. Just say "celibate" if its voluntary. It's already implied
>>34526904She died
>>34526884Crying over a breakup is pussy shit. We just get quiet and isolate for a while or engage in self destructive benders.
>>34526911rip
Cheerios aren't so bad
>>34526534Yes. People want to know when the other person is getting off
>>34526921I like the honey ones, the originals are fine, but I like the sweet milk in the end.
>>34526921Who said they were bad?
Should I listen to her songs
>>34526681M. For IRL stuff: anal, impact play, consensual non-consent
>>34526899Yeah that might spell out her wanting you to act like a big tough brat taming guy 24/7. If her friends and family are cueing you in that "she's always like that", that's your key to tell her she isn't going to get her way and a healthy relationship with you. If she can't respect you when you've tried so hard to be with her, it's likely never going to be enough. And I'm sorry, bro. You should probably also watch out for yourself and if you're getting ptsd from the constant bickering and arguments spiking your cortisol.
Anyone got any good anime suggestions? I finished Love on the Spectrum and need something new to watch
>>34526925Me too but I wanted to try the OGs again.>>34526926No one but I didn't like them growing up.
>>34526930Original Lotgh, not the remastered crap, the original from the 80s or 90s or whatever
>>34526905Sex with intention to procreate but without really planting the seed, and saving it for the future.
>>34526921Where I come from that's what we call cocktail weenies.
>>34526940Do bongs really?
>>34526903more like they lack the world experience to realize the things that are cute in their heads are actually obnoxious and troublesome IRL
>>34526930Armored trooper votoms
>paid for okcupid premium>fantastic, lots of likes/matches the first day and a half>likes diminish after that>I get to see who saw my profile and swiped dislike:(
>>34526852I'm incredibly touchy and struggle to sleep without cuddling which is why I have a body pillow
>>34526592I like how the other response didn't even answer the question. How they decide is on individual choice, but you do it when it feels right and you think they feel similarly. It's like asking when to say I love you. There isn't any instructions you have to follow, but you say it when it feels right for you and you think it feels right to your partner, since one-sided feelings aren't great.
>>34526948Told you
>>34526942Yes, so we'd say "The guy I'm replying to has a cock the size of a cheerio."
>>34526592Idk, I think it's tacky.
>>34526949Giwtwh
>>34526926Me
>>34526599If he's doing it out in the open, then unless he explicitly says hey I'm changing don't look, he doesn't care if you look or not. This would be different if he's in his room and the door was closed except for a little crack, since he isn't expecting anyone to peer into the crack to peep at him. But in the open, enjoy the look if you want and he's okay with it.
>>34526955Very clever, cock gobbler.
Why'd that post get deleted>>34526852
>>34526953I mean at least I got some likesdoesnt mean much though, since this medium is weird to meet people when you actually reach the communication partt, so I think Im going to stop using it altogether eventually.Can't help but feel like I failed a bit since some friends do get women to have sex with and stuff, and I did have 2 dates with 2 women out of this, but whatever.
Once again, another girl that only liked me for my cock, life fucking sucks ;(((
>>34526967You got played my drilla. You got conned and scammed.
Guys, I'm thinking of watching either Greatest Showman or GIA?Also should I read that story now? The boy and the devil?
>>34526898Who cares lol
>>34526626>Oh, do you mean you prefer consensual, or that you'd rather be Mark and I be Anissa?Dude Idfk, why do people ask shit like this without any environment info like the shit on the profile or the shit she's referring to on yours?
>>34526974What is GIA? And what story?
>>34526974Sorry Im not familiar with any of those pieces of media
>>34526663Jesus
>>34526948>I get to see who saw my profile and swiped dislikeThis is not good for your mental health
>>34526978It's an acronym for her diet, gastrointestinal assault.
>>34526197Because we liked them at first, until they started treating us like shit and didn't want to be with us, opting to date terrible guys instead, and made us develope this "hatred" (which is more like "disgruntlement") as a means to cope, i guess...
>no repliesI knew it, all foids are gold diggers
felt hopeful for the first time in a while, today. almost forgot what it felt like.
Women, how would you react if you, a college student, found out the guy who was balls deep in and creampied you turned out to be in his 30s?
>>34526973idk. Maybe. Still, would like to meet someone and have some swag like kids say these days.>>34526984more or less. At least there isnt a lot of women passing by. It seems like it proves that women barely use the app? At least to some extent.I'm sure some guys are "crushing" it. But whatever. I'm kinda at peace at the moment.
>>34526663No, I wouldn't leave my house for anything nft and crypto related
>>34526989True!
Women, same question as >>34526993 but early 40s
>>34526978It's a movie about angelina jolie being a lil gay model that dies of aids and half her body falls off at the end. I have not watched the greatest showman yet.Also it's an old dutch story, I've been reading them occasionally in vocaroos.
>>34526994This guy here is fucking CRUSHING it!
>>34527008lol
>>34526993I'm 34 I can't relate
How do I know if this store has something without going there. They don't have a website.
I’m too niche to be loved in the area I live in, especially on dating apps. All the hot women that would be into me aren’t on the apps; they’re at bars. The problem is that they’re only their on weekends so I get 1, maybe 2 opportunities per week for a few hours to make a move and if I blunder, then I have to wait a whole week to try again. This shit sucks. I hate dating and I hate people
>women get so horny they accept getting stranger's seminal liquid in heavy quantities inside their pussies, which are really deep inside their abdomen>stranger's white sticky liquid just next to your intestinesIDK. Im not judging. I just find it disgusting. And yes Im a man.
>>34527016You can try to call them and get somebody to check during buisness hours.>inb4 there's no numberIn that case, you don't.
>>34527014How would you feel if a college aged guy called you "momma"
>>34527016Act like a boomer and call the store, an employee will pretend to look for it and tell you they don't have it.
>>34527008Should I take dance class
>>34527019>>34527022That's too hard. Can I ask AI?
>I feel like shit all day>Cant wait to go to bed >sun goes down>now im full of energyWHY!? why does this always happen?
>>34527021Idk if I should be offended I look old enough to him to mistake for his mom or grossed out. I could handle late 20s but the early 20s ones are weirdly smooth and boyish I'm not into it.
>>34527024It won't end like that I'm sorry to say
>>34527030Momma as in "hot older woman" not "you are my mother"
>>34527025No.
>Go to Thailand>Want a genuine modest Thai gf>Install Thaifriendly app>Tons of matches>90% of them are hookers advertising their servicesI fucking hate being a white foreigner
>>34526929Thank you for the input. I hadn't even thought of the angle of>If she can't respect you when you've tried so hard to be with her, it's likely never going to be enoughLike jesus, I have tried really fucking hard to make this work. And then the second she has the slightest little upset about something, she pops off on me and acts like a most petulant whiny brat in the world. With the bouquet of flowers I bought her the day before a meter away, and the meal I cooked for her sitting in front of her.And then when I try to be clear with boundaries, she has a 101 different excuses as to why Im actually wrong and she is justified to act the way she is.After all this shit, when I go home from work I at the very least deserve someone who respects me enough not to talk down to me constantly.Honestly thank you for talking to me about it, its helped.
>>34527025No>>34527026The "need to do something productive with myself" anxiety lessens at night because shit's closed and people aren't expecting you to get back to them until the morning so you can do things without worrying that you're choosing the "wrong" activity or wasting time.
>>34527032This nigga zesty
No matter what you think you know, you don't hate loser men enough.
Men, when did you realize that Islam is the only religion that can truly set your life straight?
What do you say to a woman when you go up to her and ask for her name at a coffee shop or a bar?
>>34527034So, grossed out.It's like a 12 year old calling an 18 year old hot. Stay away from me you weird horny child what did your parents do to you.
>>34527042I get it now, I really don't, but I'm getting better.
>>34527018The idea of fucking a pussy where some random ass guys have shot their nasty loads makes me throw up. It's like I'm fucking those same guys.
>>34526948When I was in my early 20s I thought dating apps were amazing, what a great way to meet girls when I didnt know how otherwise, had some bad runs but then also fucked a couple girls, even met a girl I would later go on to marry.But as I've gotten into my 30s, I've realised how horrendously vapid and artificial they are. They're an awful way to actually meet someone, trying to perform for women like a court jester and earn their attention with text messages, meanwhile they're entertaining messages for 50 other guys at the same time. Its unnatural and so forced.Its 1 million times healthier and more rewarding to just, go to a social event, see a pretty girl and start talking with her.
>>34527038You're welcome, broham. I am consistently here regularly. Ganbatte
>>34527049Does restaurant silverware upset you too?
>>34527024Every guy I have ever known to take dance classes hoping to meet girls has been hopelessly creepy or unattractive. And it never works
>>34527018Have you never considered how much vagina gunk from the girl you're fucking ends up inside your urethra and whatnotAlso girls arent guys. They have a pre-disposition towards wanting that, its horny and hot to them to have a hot shot of baby batter inside them. In the exact same way boys have a predisposition to enjoy shooting it
>>34527049Guys that are concerned with what other guys have touched are gay and want to be touched by men. Men that concern themselves with touching women appropriately and pleasurably are miles better than you at socializing. You are a pariah.
>>34527044Are you a doctor because I have cocksclerosis
Men and women, how did you become ruthlessly confident? My alpha friend told me that you need to put yourself in as many uncomfortable positions as possible and either come out on top or learn from your mistakes. He also told me to get real good at a valuable skill because "competence breeds confidence". He also told me that if I'm still unable to do those things, I need to change my mindset but only temporarily. Like, when interacting with strangers, think of them beneath like they're NPCs even if that's not true. Are these good tips?
How am I supposed to get over this fear I haveI've accepted that at my age I probably won't find someone with the same romantic experience as me (none), but because of this I'm afraid that I won't be my potential lover's "favorite"That she'll have fond memories of someone else and in her ideal world she would be with someone else. That even after years of building a life together if her favorite ex came to her asking to take him back, even though she'd probably refuse, she'd think about it for a second, and the fact she'd think about it hurts Maybe I'm being paranoid but this is how I feel, does it make sense? Is it egotistical to say I want to be the "favorite" lover?
>>34527054Nah. But then again, you can't thow a pussy into a dishwasher.
>>34527060Yes *circumsizes you again*
>>34527008If those two didn't marry and have kids istg this world is a simulation >>34526993If I'm letting a guy I don't know rawdog me, the last thing I am going to be thinking or caring about is his age.>>34526905>Sex without procreation is a sinJesus died for our sins>>34526817>what do you think of Shoe?Great nudes. Also, she's right 99% of the time. Hasan is just a flaming retard who has to resort to ad hominem attacks of people who openly say they aren't politically educated because he can't actually hold a candle to people who are. The one good thing you can say about him is that he's not as retarded as H3H3.>>34526747>Have you ever been initiated into a gang by being sexed in?No, but I knew a few girls that were and I wouldn't wish that on most people. You get no respect and you're literally a walking cum receptacle for gang members.>>34526736Quid pro quo. Let him sample the goods and hold his own sexual gratification over his head until he goes down on you. That's how I got my ex to do it.>>34526709>armyWants free college (me) or to be a bicycle>police Wants faux power or to be a bicycle>securityNot pretty enough to get an actual job>>34526681>What are your top 3 most taboo fetishes?You literally could not torture this information out of me.
>>34527045You may be 12 years older but I can make you feel young again
>>34527064You don't clean inside of your cock with tidepods? You're disgusting.
>>34527032Why does your IP say you're in Israel?
>>34527044I do that zoomer thing where they look side to side and bite their lip and palm their fists
>>34526976This is 90% me
>>34527049Truth >>34527054Would you rather have pre used silverware or silverware fresh out the pack
>>34527061Is your "alpha friend" chatgpt?
>>34526898Shitposting is war. It's information warfare.
>>34527068>You literally could not torture this information out of me.This is an anonymous imageboard, you have nothing to hide
wtf do I do heremy bf got a new coworker about 12 months ago, a girlshe features a lot in his work stories but it's a small team so never really thought much of ither instagram got recommended to today and she is GORGEOUS and he spends all day hanging out with her and I am concern
>>34527082get cucked
>>34527082Uh oh
>>34527082Suck his dick more
>>34527039Wow i never thought about it buy you might be right!
>>34527082Get her to do a cuckquean roleplay with you and your bf.
>>34527062I feel exactly the same, it's absolutely terrifying. And no, it's not egotistical, it's perfectly natural. Getting into a relationship should be a massive event and something that you work your ass off to make it work until you die, but nowadays people treat it like it's grocery shopping.
>>34527082Game over kek
Thinking of burger.
>>34527082Hire a bunch of jeet bots to blow up her Instagram and inflate her ego into doing OF and then start doing cuckqueen content with her
>>34527097Hey
>>34527099Post pics.
>>34527097Thinking of planting kisses on >his forehead everytime I see a <5'7 dark haired moid.
Dreaming of dreams inside dreams
>>34527101All moist and creamy and shit
>>34527104Would
I wasn't born to pay taxes...
>>34527082Is she out of his league?
>>34527106Make so much money that the government pays you for making so much money!
>>34527055Yeah the only way it works if you go there with the intention of enjoying yourself and focus not on picking up women.
>>34527094I just feel like because I’ve never loved that I’ll end up being more in love, and that she’ll be jaded and care less about me than I do about her, not that she won’t love me but that she won’t love me the most out of everyone she’s loved, like if she could do a do-over of her life she’d try to make it work with this potential favorite ex and wouldn’t choose to be with me
>>34527109So be gay basically
>>3452710640-50% of the nitrogen in your body originates from the Haber process of creating fertilizer, you are literally a product of modernity and industrial capitalism, you were born to work and pay taxes.
>>34526817Shoe has a Top 1% pussy. Among the best I have ever seen.
How many times can he get range banned until he is permabanned?
Now that the dust has settled can we admit the Epstein files were a nothingburger?
>>34527115It can't be that good
>>34527037kys degenerate
>>34527115I’ve seen it, my gfs looks exactly like hers
>>34527118What's Epstein ?
>>34527107yes maybe lookswise but not by much AND he is one of the most charming men I've ever met and I can tell from his stories that they have bonded and she trusts him
>>34527037Thanks this post made my day lmao
>>34527108This is literally how I’m paying off my house so fast it’s called negative gearing
>>34527064It is the dishwasherIt melts intruding bacteria with acidI have to assume guys that are weird about it are weird about purity or are germaphobes who "feel" what is dirty vs not dirty instead of doing research you know what I mean? The purity dudes are the worst like they'll eat a chip they dropped on the bathroom floor but a pussy that was cum in by another man 3 months ago is too gross? Make it make sense lol. Just be honest about your reasoning.
Is there a bigger cope than "It's self cleaning!"
>>34527131I am not sticking my face and penis into a place where another dick has been
Damn.
>>345271313 months ago is not the same as 3 days ago.
>>34527126
>>34527082As the other guy said, suck his dick more, kekWithout knowing your relationship well, I can't really give much more info other than basics, and I'm sick so I'm tired to write any more, sry
>>34527069>can make you feel young againWhy would I want that my 20s sucked?>>34527077Doesn't matter if it's clean and undamaged?>>34527089It happens to me constantly, sorry you're dealing with the paralysis friend.
>>34527135Based bro.
>>34527135If a woman got mad at me for saving our 3 kids over her I would absolutely say I'd save my mom over her.>But you can have sex with me, you can't have sex with your kidsthis might just be the dumbest attempt at an argument I've ever heard in my life.
>>34527140You can make this 20s sucked iykwim haha
>>34527134You're welcome to that opinion but you're being a baby imo thenI just can't respect this position it feels like a little boy going "ew cooties!">>34527137>3 daysNot my fault you can only attract hoes
>>34527082nglall you can do is what the other anons said and suck his dick more
>>34526817>Either gender, what do you think of Shoe? She seems pretty hella based! At lot of people seem to not like her because she doesn't fit nicely into some political box, but she tells it how it is.She believes in nothing except the satiation of her ego — her idealised image of a cool young trendy person who’s against “the man” and “nerds.” She opposes liberals because they are lame in her eyes. She opposes capitalists because they are lame in here eyes. She loathes vegans because they are lame in her eyes. She is not intelligent enough to see deeper. Her whole internet presence is a veiled, subconscious psychological campaign to retain youth. All she cares about is feeling like a cool teenager — which she certainly is not anymore.This photo made me happy, in fact, because she looks older in it. And she’s going to keep looking older, and her little persona is going to dissolve and she’ll fizzle out, as she should have in 2016, like the NOTHING she always was. And it’s not wrong to relish this, because she really is a horrible, nasty, stupid bully, and always has been one.
>>34527140>>34527145You don't get it because you're a hoe. So you want to protect your own ego by taking this stance.
Why do you hate Makima from Chainsaw Man???
>>34527151This really feels like a fundamental misunderstanding about vaginas not a me problem but you're allowed to have opinions. I just think they're stupid.
>>34527146>>34527137Had sloppy seconds in an MFM once and it unironically was the best lube
>>34527159Gayyyy
>>34527143I mean, it's a woman who made that argument, so...
>>34527152Generic goonerbait anime girl
>>34527152>Why do you hate Makima from Chainsaw ManI read the manga
>>34526146Adam's apple....
>>34527143Women are only worth their cunts, and they think their cunts are worth the world. In other words, she is the table, the floor, the walls and the ceiling.
Women, is it a turn off for a man to have an pierced penis?
>>34527168>>34527162any woman who genuinely wants children would get mad at you for saying you'd save her over all three of your kids
>>34527156I know how vaginas work and yours is sloppy and passed around like a blunt at a teenager's birthday party.
Are the self destructing coping mechanisms that I'm engaging in, such as reckless spending, excessive sugar and processed food consumption, things that I will have regretted doing 10 years from now?
>>34527159Oof maybe for you. It's bad lube for me. Too sticky, too much friction.>>34527135I'd accept that he'd save the kids first but if his reasoning is that the wife has already lived and the kids deserve it more then what's his reasoning for saving his mom over his wife?
>>34527168They are once you find the right one, attempting to devalue women by objectifying them is incel behaviour
>>34527173Like any respectable woman should.
>>34527175Oh come on don't be lazy if you say you know how they work then explain to me how I'm wrong
>>34527177>what's his reasoning for saving his mom over his wifeIn the hypothetical that woman is his wife and he already doesn't like her.
>>34527179I bet you love your crush though
>>34527176You're betting on the fact that you won't live that long
>>34527181Other guys dicks have been in there. I'm not gonna buy used underwear for the same reason even if it's laundered.
>>34527118Nice try, pedo
>>34527176You might regret it, yeah, Colon cancer ain't nice, believe me.
>>34527181>asking incels questions regarding fundamental female anatomy Genius
>>34527183I love my waifu.
>>34527188Most of it was made up
From a biological standpoint it does make sense to sacrifice the offspring before the mother. Many species do it. But humans made society and think we're better than that. Turn off the electricity and see how fast that changes. I like to think I'd kill myself before engaging in cannibalism but who really knows how they'll act under extreme duress?
>>34527184You're probably right. Idk how I got like this
>>34527176>eats goyslop>GUYS IS THIS BASED?!You have to be 18+ to post here
>>34527161Hot
>>34527187So that's a >I don't actually understand anything then? Disappointing.
>>34527194Women and children first doesn’t work in a society where everyone is considered equal
>>34527196I'm not asking if it's based. I'm asking if I will regret the last year of bad decisions that I've made because life is depressing when I'm older
>>34527187>>34527198Human cocks are flared so we can scoop rival's cum out of pussies
>>34527198What's so hard of understand about what I'm saying. Is it the fact that you're so well acquainted with dicks that you've become desensitized.
>>34527043Lmao
>>34527194We don't think we're better than that, we just know there are plenty of complications that can arise from pregnancy. Meanwhile there are offspring already here. Like the expression, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush," kids that are already here are worth more than hypothetical, prospective kids.>>34527135Cold plunge
>>34527203>Goalpost shiftingYou are embarrassingly bad at this. I think I should stop just because this is sad to watch not fun.The seam on my jeans has done far more to desensitize my clit than any man has, just a not so fun fact.
>>34527200It’s only cool if you become a dad and tell your kids about all the crazy shit you got away with, I’m currently in my cool dad era
>>34527135If she is not demanding I save the children over her she is not wife material
>>34527207I mean cocks mean nothing to you so you don't understand why it's gay to stick yours into somewhere someone else's has been.
>>34527207>the seam on my jeans has done far more to desensitize my clit than any man hasMuslims we’re right about not letting women wear pants
>>34527159Disgusting
>>34527205My point with the "we think we're better than that" thing was just saying that people are going to use emotional reasoning and call it logic. I'm sure there are men out there who would save their wives instead of their children, and even more who would save their wife over their mom lol. But that would be based on how much he loves them not any kind of pragmatism.
So I matched with a girl on tinder who immediately gave me her snap, which was kinda cringe but whatever, but I redownloaded snapchat, added her, and her first message is>hi anon xoxoI said hi and then not even 2 minutes later she asked>so what are you up to rn?I told her playing piano and then she said>fuck that's so hot... I bet you're good with your handsAnd I just started dying laughing. Is this a bot? I told her to send a photo of her with her palm facing the camera and she did it so I've put my guard down a bit but I'm still unsure
>>34527213Feels good
>>34527216Who tf knows? Just fucking talk to her. If she's putting her foot on the accelerator, why are you complaining? Just don't give her your fucking credit card info or shit.
I want a boyfriend who will pet me in bed
>>34527220I just don't want to be made fun of online. Like what if she screenshot the messages of me talking dirty to her and sends them to people I know? She's wanting me to "help her get off" by sending her dirty texts
>>34527221>need pet femanonWhere do you like being pet? What would make you purr?
>>34527223Should’ve kept the chat local to the dating app, never give your socials until after you hook up unless you know for a fact that they are autistic
>>34527221Gay
>>34527226It's just snapchat but either way, dating app or not, she knows what I look like and has my first name which is more than enough
fellas, should I be concerned if the girl says her parents never let her have a computer growing up and all she had was a phone?what does that do to your mental state? I mean that's basically all third worlders but still... maybe I'm overreacted as a terminally online person
>>34527229anon some ppl just grew up poor, dont be weird
she said she wants to "show her private side" and linked her onlyfansNIGGA COME ON THIS IS A BOT WTF
>>34527223Sending dick pics and dirty talk is common for people who are horny and looking to date. You're a drop in a bucket. Just make sure she's being receptive to your dirty talk, making sure she's also giving and not just taking.
>>34527228Retard, you can easily get more information from someone simply by adding them on Snapchat, you basically doxxed yourself for a crumb of pussy
>>34527230it's worse her parents are religious zealots
>>34527229>>34527230
>>34527231Then move on, not like you lost anything.
>>34527233How? I don't even have a profile pic and I only have online friends on here. "She" already knows what city I live in. Not sure what else Snap has
>>34527231Lmfao
Women, when a guy is fucking you and your boobs or ass jiggle, does it feel uncomfortable, neutral feeling, or nice feeling?
>>34527229Anon, you're a fucking retard for getting upset over what should be the norm. God, I hate normgroid cattle so much.
>>34527239>howGoodluck buddy
I think they should only allow losers in here.
Genderwhats youre favorite AMV or favorite kind of AMVs?
>>34527243calm down lil bro
>>34527152overrated trash
>>34527250I like Hatsune Miku.
>>34527243Don't use the Lord's name in vain.
>>34527250MLinking park over DBZ or the Gara vs Rock Lee fight
I wish this wasn’t real
>>34527250https://youtu.be/-zbjgh65Xrc
>>34526166that is one beautiful ass on the statuebrehs i love ass so much
>>34527266Sar show penes and testacles plz
>>34527266tell him he has a small penis
i keep seeing this tall girl at my gym recently with really, idk how to describe it, a strong build.imagine a viking valkyrie? they probably would look like that.strong horse legs, rather big butt with strong glutes, LARGE chest size contained by her tight top. Somewhat pretty face but not your typical model Stacy.i need to impregnate a woman like that and have chad 6'7 sons or 6'2 gigastacy daughter
>>34527274Not at all like our Valkyrie
Are you guys going to sell your holes for gasoline in the summer?
>>34527275in my imagination valkyrie is fertility goddess
dating an 18 year old in your 30'sgigachad or creepy?
>>34527279Well imagine a bowling ball on two chicken drumsticks and thats our blue Valkyrie
>>34527277Only the women.
>>34527283In my imagination you look like that creepy chud that tried to break into a house
For no reason people don’t like nogs
>>34527282chadits only creepy for 35 year old single moms who couldnt do one thing like keeping a man around
femanonsdo you masturbate?if yes, do you use imagination or explicit videos / pictures / books?
>>34527295no
>>34527242Either good or neutral. But like massage good not sexual good.>>34527277I don't even have a car lol
>>34527305>I don't even have a car lolWell everything else will be more expensive too so you could use the extra cash.
Imagine talking shit about black people ona phone tablet or device that wouldn’t run without the resources from Africa so many people talk shit about blacks yet we invented almost everything the modern world uses lmfao
>>34526155You lost your virginity to a hookup, you're a hoe.
>>34527313Stones from africa be like "we wuz transistors n shiet"
he’s ignoring me..i see ur status going green yet u dont reply back to me >:[
>>34527313Aren't you a white Canadian?
>>34527313funny how africa had all those resources for millions of years but it took literally anyone except africans to dig them up and use them for somethingLiterally any other race on this planet did more with what Africa has than africans themselves
>>34527325>funny how africa had all those resources for millions of yearsNo one had any use for rare earth metals back then.
>>34527322Hey babe. Your bf sounds like a clueless idiot. What’s your name?
>>34527331no he’s not my bf (yet) jst some random guy who should send me photos of his body since thats what my soc post stated i was looking for. but he’s not talking to me!
>>34527330sure bud. Gold was always desired. Gems were always desired. Even to this day, the height of ''african developed'' mining is walking along a river creek and picking up gold nuggets from the soil. They never actually mined on their own. If they did, they'd be ready for the huge demand that was created in the modern worldbut I guess the chinaman came prepared
>>34527334How fat are you?
>>34527338what makes you ask that
>>34527334Did you send him pics? He probably thinks you're a weird gay guy, sorry if you are.
>>34527341no i dont send pics, i specifically put that in my post that im not looking for any form of trading, just men sending me pics of themselves, he's been one of many.
>>34527343Where do you live? I'm horny
>>34527345the heck, no stranger danger
>>34527343and you get anxious if one of your kik gooners don't send dick pics as soon as they are online? I thought I knew what the definition of pathetic is but you just changed it
>>34527343OK it sounds like you are a weird gay guy then, women don't want pics of random men. There's a certain kind of gay guy who enjoys it more when the guys he's getting pics from are straight.
>>34527347bitch
>>34527348i last sent a reply to him several hours ago and he has yet to reply. and no im not anxious, i just dont understand why a guy would willngly add me just to ignore me.
>>34527349yeah, fat groomer trannies
>>34527352he's waiting for the next time he's gooning because he doesn't give a shit outside of using you for his jerk off sessions
>>34527349im not a guy nor am i gay, idc what other women do or think, i will say men are really retarded for thinking that somehow women just dont have that same lustful crush on ppl of the opposite sex that they find hot. >>34527359thanks
>>34527352Why should he if you're not sending him any pics? He probably thinks you're a gay guy
>>34527362> i just dont understand why a guy would willngly add me just to ignore me.>willingly add me>willinglypls read
>>34527364You're not sending him anything after he sent you pics of himself. You're a waste of time.
>>34527366he hasnt even sent me anything yet
>>34527368Try get another guy then, did you really think you'd strike gold first try on your nudes farming scheme?
>>34527372ive already gotten pics/ vids from other guys, i have yet to see what this guy looks like
Men, whould you be more angry if you learned that your 12 yo girl had always hanging out in a 40 yo men’s van, would you be more or less pissed off if you discovered that she was actually just selling him drug in his van and not having sex with him?
>>34527376I would be very confused as to how a 12 year old white girl has a drug connection.
>>34527375Well sometimes you reel in your line and all you've caught is an old boot.
>>34527379How do you know your children will be white?
>>34527383Because I only date whites.
>>34527379She’s been mixing other kid’s prescription drugs in the chemestry lab, during extra curicular activities, following tutorials from AI generated texts.
Why are women portrayed as losers in sex? Is it because of potential pregnancy?
>>34527393>Why are women portrayed as losers in sex?wrongMen fuck Women get fuckedWomen enjoy getting fucked
>>34527352Maybe he has a life and isn’t a fat fucking loser
>>34527396Why would any guy who wasn't a fat loser agree to sending nudes to a random woman and getting nothing back?
>>34527395>getting fuckedIs it not losing, though?
>>34527399men dont like to show off?
>>34527393>>34527400India mindset
>>34527403I take it you enjoy getting fucked too
>>34527403Lol, gay nigga.
>>34527401Yeah but if I wanted to show off I'd just post my nudes on /soc/, I wouldn't bother sending them to a random specific person and getting nothing in return.
>>34527408ok so ur a whore
>>34527409But he does it for free
>>34527409How does that make me a whore?
I think it's time to give up on dating apps. I only get any kind of engagement with>women who dont put out on the first date>bots>trannieslike how the fuck are 4 of the "women" I got liked by trannies. Fuck me
>>34527413>Fuck meNo
>>34527404>>34527406How repulsive do you have to be that having sex with someone makes them a loser
>>34527412think
>>34527417You tell us, she sure doesn't look like a winner to me.
>>34527420So getting nudes from guys is fine but guys posting nudes is wrong? You're a hypocrite.
a girl sending nudes is a massive red flagwho else did you send your nudes too? imagine marrying a woman who has nudes out there
>gf rants for hours on end about wanting an mp3 player>she can't choose between the aesthetics of having a pink or a silver one>tell her to please stop complaining and i'll just buy it>says that I don't have to since I bought her other stuff recently>she keeps moping and whining>tells me i dont care about her because im doing other stuff in the background>finally snap and tell her im not just an accessoiry that needs to sit there and listen to her whine and mope for hours about the same thing>she tells me that im an evil prick and that she's going to slit my throat when i sleepwhat the fuck do I do bros?
>>34527429>an mp3 playerDid I travel back in time?
>>34527426getting nudes is not equal to sending them
>>34527431She's into retro things
>>34527393>In some species of flatworms, an animal can inject sperm directly through its partner's body surface. Scientists call this "hypodermic insemination". The first to stab becomes the father; the other bears the responsibility of motherhood. Mating then becomes a battle, commonly known as penis fencing. In some instances the fencing battle can last up to an hour. Some species even have more than one penis, making a more intense battle. The winner is the flatworm that successfully injects its sperm. The loser has battle wounds and carries the fertilized eggs - until the next encounter with another of its kind.Pregnancy = more vulnerability.
>>34527432It's all part of one big circle of lust and perversion, you're as guilty as me.
>>34527437you say that but its ur nudes that can get leaked and ruin ur life, not mine
>>34527403leftist feminist mindset
>>34527438How is that going to happen? My face isn't in any of them.
>>34527440stop refuting my points :[
>>34527441Well I guess someone could recognize my penis, unlikely as that may be.
>>34527442is it recognizable? whats unique about it
>>34527443It has an upward curve and a freckle on the shaft.
>>34527434
>>34527334Maybe he doesn't know what to say. Words and small talk are mostly a woman thing.
I had a weird fight/misunderstanding(?) with a moid friend, part of me wants to vanish because I'm pretty certain we'll both explode if we try to resolve this now. Should I give it a week or two so we can cool off or will it just make things worse?
>>34527445link the soc post
>>34527449what was it about?
I actually kind of hate everyone here
>>34527452https://i.4cdn.org/soc/1778581829929358.jpg
>>34527453Let's say I was trying to enforce some boundaries when it comes to physical displays of affection (I should mention he has a gf)
>>34527457One of those "Can I get a hug?" moids?
>>34527458Exactly that type. After that he even gave a literal bear hug to another female friend (in front of me AND the gf). I'm pretty sure he was trying to rub it in my face
>>34527457Women gravitating around CHAD, episode 3890124587572389023457r89587235902
>>34527456thats not you
>>34527463Yes it is, why wouldn't it be?
>>34527464thats not yours
She was the best gal around!
>>34527462Are all chads this insecure and mean when they don't get their way
>>34527465It is mine, here's a link to the actual post >>>/soc/35031037and here's a new one I posted just now.>>>/soc/35033774
>>34527469idk im still not convinced, those could be anyone
>>34527471Well it is me, I don't know what's so unbelievable about it.
>>34527472time stamp...?
>be me>am friendly with local cashier>we always bant because we're the same nationality in a foreign cunt>we've been like this for years>she offhandedly asks where I live>I answer right here, two houses down>oooh we should get coffee then>but just coffee hehe *winks*>she's married>mfwwhy are they like this? For a second I almost forgot why I hated women
State gender. How are you feeling about the fact that PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) has been officially renamed worldwide as Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome (PMOS)?
>>34527474OK give me a minute.
Considering that I will never breed, I don't care.
>>34527459While I can understand why this is annoying, there might be some nuance possible here. If you don't want him to hug *you* because it makes you uncomfortable, then you have an absolute right to tell him not to invade your personal space. His girlfriend has the right to be annoyed by him hugging other women if she wishes. But you don't have the right to be annoyed by him on her behalf if she and they are okay with it. Perhaps you can limit the scope of your irritation and calm things down that way? Assuming he isn't a complete asshole, he won't have a problem with you asking him not to hug *you*. Making pronouncements about how he should behave when you're not even around is much more likely to wind him up.
I sprayed some perfume into my hair am I going to explode into a million billion tiny pieces and die?
>>34527475>why are they like this?Like what? You mean, why are they friendly instead of ignoring you? Or why do they remain faithful to their husbands? Which are you having a problem with?
>>34527490her insinuating a coffee date then being all teehee about it. It's obvious she's a cocktease whore.
>>34527376If she's synthesising her own drugs from scratch, that would impress me.
>>34526155Aren't you the gross stomach girl?
>>34527432>getting nudes is not equal to sending themThat strongly depends on whether receiving them is an active or passive activity. If nudes show up in your inbox one day and take you completely by surprise, there's nothing wrong with that. But if you *request* them, then you are *more* culpable than the person who agrees to the request.
>>34527474Didn't have anything to write with so this is the best I could do in way of proof.https://imgbox.com/iCaLd41d
>>34527500you are simply incorrect sorry anon
>>34527475You're making too much of it, she's known you for years and things of you as a friend so she's not flirting with you she's teasing you, then again this whole thing is fake anyway.
>>34526155A jewcel.
>>34527494She's someone who enjoys your company. When she realised spending some time with you AS A FRIEND was a possibility, she suggested it. A moment later she thought "Oh shit, he probably thinks I'm asking him on a date!" and immediately clarified that she wasn't, because she's married. While doing that, she didn't want to make it look like she was suggesting that you were undatable, and also didn't want to make it look like she was accusing you of expecting sex, so she tried to keep it as lighthearted as possible so as not to offend you, and smiled. But you being the sort of person you are, you were offended anyway. In your mind, how else could she have handled the situation?
>>34527503>you are simply incorrect sorry anonAssertion is not proof, anon. Justify your argument.
>>34527507Whey did you reply to a year old post? Do you feel empathy towards it gramps? Huh you old fossil? Aged milk! WIVUBUBUDOBUBUVUVUBU
>>34527508damn, it's almost as if men and women aren't capable of platonic friendship and should not be shopping around when already hitched.Women are sex objects, men are for friendships and such.
>>34527511i can agree to the first part that someone who gets sent a nude is not to "blame" compard to someone who actively asks for them. but i disagree in you saying that the asker is somehow on the same lvl let alone worse than the sender. it takes far more effort and work and time to strip, set up the camera, snap the photos, and send them. while someone asking for them could just do it on a whim. if both parties are adults, than it will always be the sender who is the most 'guilty'
Jujusui Kaisen taught me men and women can be friends Yuji and Nobura were retarded from day 1 and even in their old age remained retarted platonic buds
agh, women, i shot coom into my eyewhy would you do this to me?
>>34527516You are a sinner.
>>34527529That's just one reason why I'm repulsed by the idea of getting cum on my face.
>>34527530>asks for my explanation>can’t argue against itokie dokie
>>34527429buy her a red mp3 player to mock her
>>34527487Mkay, I hear you
>>34527532my own seed is trying to impregnate my eye and you're gonna sit there and call me repulsive? you wretch
>>34527534I wasn't the guy saying that, I'm the guy who went to the trouble of posting proof that you never even looked at.
>>34527538You deserved it. Learn how it feels so maybe you'll get some empathy.
>>34527529Smarts a little doesn't it?Karma got the wrong guy I guess
>>34527541i was kind of betting on that not actually being your cocki dont like being intimidated by a man's genitalia
>>34527529faggot gooncel giving himself facials after failing to get girlfriend, finally turned and started raping himself
>>34527543i had no desire to coom on a woman's face before this -_-;>>34527544since when did late night lonely gooning attract negative karma?
>>34527547The tables have turned, the hunter becomes the hunted.
>>34527555how long is it exactly? do you know?
>>34527548wouldn't a gooncel be someone that fails to goon despite trying? you aren't making sense, and also, more than half of my relationships had the woman asking me out so i'm not a -cel anything except maybe now i'm an eyecel>>34527559lady are you ovulating or something? you need to relax
>>34527561cmon dont get shy now, whats the harm in telling me
>>34527564i'm not that anon mf!! i've just about had it with women, i stg
>>34527566why is this small dick man talking to me, this should be illegal
>>345275597"
>>34527512I feel empathy but she's pointlessly incellish. Men would get her laid in an instant.
>>34527567it's average at worst, and only because God decided to invest in my stellar personality instead, one that doesn't actively thirstpost btw
>>34527568looks bigger>>34527575>it's average at worst, proof?
>>34527551>since whenThat's why I'm saying it got the wrong guy. It meant to do it to a man who's cum in someone else's eyes.
>>34527551You did desire to. All men seem to, on some level.
genderthoughts on the truman show?
>>34527577>looks biggerI guess I just know how to take a good photo.
>>34527577lmao okay funny post. i've only ever sent nudes to one girl though and that is probably never changing, sorry to burst your bubble. but i respect your degenerate grind>>34527578i was heated, i appreciate your support regardless. this is why i love women>>34527580i'm not like other guys;
>>34527582I think I'd watch a female version of the show, but only if she's a frustrated girl that never gets any.So she'd go on dates, and it'd go well, but he won't come up to her place, so she just goes home and masturbates with a wand and cries herself to sleep.
>>34527567theres nothing wrong with being a small dick man (assuming they arent trying to actually date you)
>>34527586>me like a year and change ago
>>34527592Rip. sorry they cancelled your show, but at least you got dick now.
fyi women are highly aware when you look at our tits
>>34527597*flashback to all the times I looked at tits*Shit.
>>34527597i know and dont care
>>34527597Does it bother you?
Why aren't more women into guns?They complain about men being scary because they are stronger and bigger but guns are the great equalizer for that.
If people ever tried to recreate the Truman show in irl, i will be the first to set fire to that set.
>>34527604Most women don't actually think theyll ever need to take such drastic measures. Most women don't get treated badly by men that it'd ever require such a defense. Men should still learn to behave though.
>>34527597>fyiStop using this "FYI" garbage when you expect to farm (You)s. Nobody should be compelled to answer when you do this.
>>34527547Do women like being intimidated by a man's genitalia?
>>34527604I don't disagree on principle but things irl aren't that simple
I hate guns and automobiles and petrol
>>34527611That women said she didn't but I think she was lying.
>>34527599This lolAs if any of them will say anything
>>34527604I don't think I'd be able to use it until the person I need to shoot is already halfway through getting it out of my hands.Plus I don't think I can get one anyway bc I was hospitalized for a suicide attempt. I'm not opposed to hunting or target shooting I just think keeping them for protection is overkill the vast majority of the time and I get the feeling that a lot of men who are into it almost WANT something to happen so they can use the guns and I don't like that energy.
Finally balding, soon to be fat
I wish I were bald like my dad.
>>34527625>soon to be fath..hot
>>34527611No. I don't like being intimidated by men in general. What makes it hot in the bedroom, though, is how much I trust him not to abuse how intimidating he is when we're alone and I'm vulnerable.
Is it wrong for me to cross the street when I'm walking home and there's a group of melanin enriched hoodlums? I'm not talking about some president Obama looking gentleman of course
>>34527628So you prefer your man to be intimidating looking then, since you wouldn't be intimidated by an average height average dick dude in the bedroom. I guess, ofc.
>>34527630>Men don't realize they are inherently intimidating to women just by simply being a man.
>>34527630>since you wouldn't be intimidated by an average height average dick dude in the bedroomWrong.
>>34527629If they're male then yeah, that's sensible
in the hotel last night I heard the mattresses squeaking next door and some plaps, this morning i saw the ugglieset two dudes imaginable coming out of that room. I mean imagine the fattest ugliest bastard ever and a tall waluigi looking guy, that's what those two were.My horny thoughts from last night shriveled up and died I'm glad I didn't actually masturbate to it
Ouch nt eyes are so damn sensitive to the wond I just start crying damn it
Maturing is realising that Elves are the coolest fictional race.
>>34527627Lol
37 years old, want to experience sex but scared of people and interactions in general, what should I do? no hookers since I live in Dallas and that's a felony
>>34527625Welcome to the club.
>>34527616Me too.
>>34527582m, good movie, long time since a saw it
>>34527640:)
My hard work, my shitposts, and you and anonymous make MILLIONS off it
>>34527648I see you
>>34527637Why are 99% of men turned on by and hopelessly addicted to watching other people have sex? That should feel embarrassing and uncomfortable
>>34527650It’s hot
>>34527632>>34527635Ok I supposed it wouldn't be like that. My ex gf used to point out my "small sized hands" and how my feet were the same size as hers (both aren't true, she had smaller hands and feet but mine aren't that big) and some other things so I guess it made me think I'm just too average lol
>>34527650I was a teenager and my brother and his ex gf would have sex next room to me. She said something like "are you going to give me that milk?" And I never forgotNo. I didn't like hearing that. It wasn't traumatizing or anything, it was just very weird.
>>34527640i'm so horny for dark elf and drow women
>>34527655
What can I do with this?
Seen any elves?
Find a flaw.
>>34527657>awful ai image>she's red for some reason
>>34527242Feels good to have assets.
>>34527642>noo hookers that's illegalHookup app and buy them lots of shit then.
>>34527582I wonder if there's a porn parody of it.
>>34527640Yeah, nohttps://youtu.be/_BUFsYCq1d8
>>34527630I could absolutely brutalize my gf if I wanted, the fact that I don't even when she's at her most vulnerable is what gets her going.
>>34527675Having a bf that's aware of that AND manages to remind me of that in bed without it sounding like a threat or just mocking me has been the single biggest mindfuck of my relationship. It feels like I objectively shouldn't like it, but I can't find any fault in his intentions or methodology in making it apparent.
>>34527675>>34527682It is what it is
>>34527642>hookers are illegalkek sounds like some godforsaken hellhole
>>34527683Men losing the masculine essence is a bit of a lie
>>34527682See I don't know if I am imposing in that way. I know I could dominate a woman and stuff but I'm not strong enough to lift her up and throw her around. I'm not a gym guy not naturally big enoughMaybe average for you is a relatively big dude idk
>>34527682Probably something to do with protection, if he can brutalize you he can potential threats to you, and if you're his soft little cutie wutie pumpy umpy wumpkin that he cares about even when you're at you're weakest then you've made yourself an exception from his brutalization potential.So your mind releases a bunch of chemicals that says "I WANT THIS, ALSO GIVE ME HIS BABIES SO I HAVE EVEN MORE LEVERAGE!"
>>34527642Are you trolling? How is that possible?
>>34527689Being imposing out intimidating doesn't require physical strength to that degree. Like I think it's just a matter of being taller than me and weighing more than me. Also being confident helps. >>34527690I can't really start to guess why I feel the way I do, I just know that he makes me feel this way.
>>34527691nta, Think about it, you could design a personality that is near guaranteed to never find a lover, someone must have that personality or close enough
>>34527429Dump the cunt. You deserve better also I think your gf posts on here, she wants to bash your skull in too. Just kick her out IMMEDIATELY, she's evil and extremely dangerous
Men, if your wife got into a car accident, and she crashed into the sidewalk, killing 3, injuring 7, would you still love her?The victims were a family, 13, 14, and a 46 year old father, the mother was injured and the rest were a couple and some individuals.She's unharmed, and she was driving your car.
Chinese women are something else. Only date chinese if you can.
>>34527700They don't look like that irl
>>34527690I suppose, in a small way, being a man is like having superpowers IRL. The leason of this trope usually boils down to the moral that power does not corrupt, but reveals our character."We are humanity magnified: its virtues and its flaws", kek.
>>34527700>Only date chinese if you can.I can't date but if I would, I couldn't date chinese women. I like white women way more.
>>34527693It's just hard to believe that a KHHV person can exist past 30.
>>34527668You would know a lot about prostutiting yourself on hookup apps. NTA.
>>34527691>>34527712Woman?
>>34527690It's over for us who want talller GFS
Men and womenI’ll do anything for ______
On the bus going to work 4channing awayAMA
>>34527711Asian women are more loyal and stay cute until their 50s
>>34527349thats fat fetish anon. he is a creepy gay dude who pretends to be a woman. he should be b& for harassing anons and demanding pics in every atoga thread.
>>34527734No doubt about that, but the ones here are almost always gold diggers or have a rich family that sent them abroad to study, and therefore they have insane standards.
>visit my mom>sister happened to stop by>comes inside to ask if my mom still had some chips>mom gave chips away to her sister's grandkids>"WTF then I see no reason to come inside anymore!!!">slams the door as she leaves34 years old btwwhy is my fat ass sister abusing my poor mom?
>>34527734Untrue. You moids just like slanted eyes
>>34527730I won't do that.
I’m sorry anon, but I think we should break up
>>34527730MI don't know. Nothing is that worthwhile.
>>34527744Rude, I have slanted eyes.
>be with dad>play house of the dead at the arcades until we reach the end and winGood times
>>34527747>I’m sorry anon, but I think I am breaking up with youFTFY
DAMN ITTTT MY IRRESISTIBLE CHARM HAS FOILED ME AGAIN
There was this cuck western hentai where some chick said to her wimpy bf "sorry I need some time" and the next vignette was "TIME:" and it was just a giant dickWhy do some of us (men) enjoy feeling like crap while jerking off?Most women oriented smut is about what the woman wants, lots of porn for men is just "haha you will never be enough or attractive, die!!!"
>>34527710Women are kinda mid though, but that's alright, we need stability like that too
>>34527730My future child.
>>34527728nta, I'm only interested in shorter men (ideally a head shorter than me.) I think a lot of other women dgaf if you're a bit shorter, especially if the chemistry is good. Besides, a guy doesn't have to be tall to be visibly muscular. The height is an extra power signifier but if he's a twig I doubt anon's fantasy would work.
>>34527758Because it drives competition for you. Its just that some guys dont act on the competition drive.Efukt is full with hilarious cuck videos thanks to that
>>34527763muscles take so much effort.
Remember when Alysa was everyone's dream girl?
>>34527761>More homeless menAnd yet so many news outlets say "1 in four homeless is a woman!!"
>>34527742I mean, she raised your fat sister to be with a princess complex. Many modern foids grew up thinking that they can do no wrong and this entitled behaviour is the result.
>>34527763Yeah true. I just want a model-like gf :( not even the prettiest just a bit tall
>>34527697Well, men?
>>34527768So... it's true then
>>34527741>insane standardsThat's a good thing. Their standards motivate you to do better and become a much better man.
>>34527765It's doesn't. It just makes me feel insufficientDon't even want to know about the efukt videos. I don't find misery fun
>>34527697>>34527773Highly depends on why did that happen, how much of that accident was her fault?
>>34527779she zoned out for a second.
>>34527767yeah
>>34527780Why? Was she drunk?
>>34527769You're right, but my sister actually claims that my mom neglected her over me. Even though my alcoholic dad said that I was a misstake and my bedroom growing up didn't even have any heating. While her bedroom was double the size of mine.It's funny because my mom gave her everything, even a horse. Meanwhile I was just content with a video game once in a while.
>>34527772The height difference between Tom Holland and Zendaya (when she's running around in So Kate heels) is so good. And neither of them will get neck pain from looking up to kiss. I hope you find cute tall gf, anon.
>>34527783She zoned out, and panicked, and swerved into the sidewalk, that's all you know, and that's all she claims to know.
>>34527697There need to be MANY more details than just >>34527780.Stop being so lazy.
>>34527795Doesn't work like that.You get what you get, now choose.
>>34527753No anon, I know I am breaking up with you
>>34527794For now, I assume she has some kind of illness and stay with her. Until the investigation reveals more details.
>>34527799What is the>I thinkfor?
>>34527747Woman, please
They should encourage dwarf people to procreate with eachother and then in a few years we can put them in a closed off village, and we can hire actors to play wizards and orcs that visit them to tell them they can never leave their village, and also tell them planes and helicopters are dragons, and then we fill up the whole place with cameras a la truman show
>>34527730...love, but I won't do that
>>34527824What was he talking about in that video
>>34527824Was it… butt stuff
>>34527742Why didn't your mom kick her out
>>34527826My interpretation of the lyrics is that he won't forget and move on
>>34527831Because my mom is too much of a mother so she just lets my sister walk over her
>>34527697Of course I'd love her. I'd keep her away from the wheel though.
Women will dump you but make it seem like they didn't do anything and it was something you personally agreed to do at their kind and thoughtful suggestion.
>>34527796You don't get to chose how people reply to you.Do better, instead of being a shitty poster.
Foid, should your BF have a sexual history? If yes, would you rather that he loved his exes or just used them for his own selfish pleasure?
>>34527429Please leave her. If you setting a healthy boundary means her threatening to slit your throat in your sleep you really shouldn't be anywhere near her
>>34527844This is why you're single.
do men genuinely like tomboys? i want to cut my hair short but also want a bf
I love men I hate men I like men I dislike men and on and on and on like that
>>34527849The question you should be asking is do you really want a boyfriend that'd break up with you over a haircut?
>>34527841You should be grateful, when men break up with me they are unnecessarily rude and blunt
>>34527429Dump her because she is a psycho, but anyway if the situation hadn't escalated a simple "get the pink one, it matches your backpack" or something along those lines would have done the trick
>>34527849I think the men you're into generally prefer bimbos. You can try to look like a tomboy but don't forget to get fake boobs and inject acid in your lips, if at all possible.
>>34527855I thought men find lip injections repulsive? (they are)
>practice gf thinks I'm the one because she's my firstAm I dating a narcissist? What about me?
>>34527848Must have really hurt your lazy narcissist feelings.
>>34527856You'll find that different men love every kind of woman (as opposed to women(who only like one kind of man))
>>34527858
>>34527862What kind of man
I have a tattoo on my forehead that only women can see that says “please cheat on me”
>>34527867any kind
>>34527856I dinf them repulsive. I think the only argument they have in favor of big swollen horse lips is how they look on cock, but to be honest normal, thin lips are way more appealing even there.
>>34527849Not necessarily tomboys, however >>34512295That
>>34527856NTAA woman once told me the only plastic surgery she'd get would be lip fillers.I'm not strictly speaking against it. And part of me obviously finds the idea hot that it might feel better during a blowjob. Filler material moving into other places of the face is something that sounds really scary though.But generally speaking, I think the men who find lip injections hot are very few. It's probably mostly the bimbofication crowd.
>>34527870But you said only one kind of man (Ŏ_ô)
>>34527881Ah, you're talking about the kind of man woman like, attractive ones, they just have a lot of ways to pretend that same kind of attractive man is different kind when they're the ones liking them.
>>34527849Depends on what you mean by tomboy. I would love a gf with typical male interests. And I think it would be fun to have a short haired gf since I have long hair.
>>34527882Ah yes, "attractive man" is one kind, because attraction is totally not a highly subjective thing with massive variability from one person to the other
>>34527886Yes, when woman choose men, their attraction so singular, scientists have quantified it.Looks, height, and wealth, and aggression.The rest is just how the woman associate these traits with the visuals of a man.
>>34527881Holup... let me pull up my meme archive... yep, there it is
Are you making fun of me?
>>34527855i think the men i'm into would be into tomboys desu. i like kinda submissive guys>>34527883nice! yeah i wouldn't want to be with a guy who keeps pressuring me to be more typically feminine
>>34527898>i like kinda submissive guyslol, they hate tomboys.
Femanon, whats your ovulation status?
>>34527898>i like kinda submissive guysALERTMoid handsALERT
>>34527898>i like kinda submissive guysHow do you feel about switches?
>>34527886The Chad phenotype is obvious to everyone. It's hilarious how female creatures try to make it seem like they're all unique and special when their music taste, taste in movies, taste in men etc is all the same.
>>34527900It’s over
femanon you're the highlight of my low life
I love catfishing people
>>34527846I would rather >he have loved them and not be a psychopath.
You’re mad stay mad
>>34527899that's not been my experience. a lot of them do like big boobs tho which i do not have>>34527903that's the ideal. i feel like a lot of sub guys are willing to service top but i'd prefer someone who can genuinely enjoy the act of domination as well as submission
>>34527890>I don't understand statistics >>34527893My first meme explained why your meme is wrong
>>34527858>Am I dating a narcissist? What about me?>I am purposefully not being monogamous and larping a whole relationship
>>34527911>It’s overBillions must luteal
>>34527912:)
>>34527923:(
I cant be the only one that wants another lock down right?
>>34527907As one very insightful femanon once said, Chad is just moid's mistaking their own projections for what women actually want. That's why you all never actually answer when we ask you to define chad>Female creaturesNice dehumanising language, evil scrote
>uncle dying with cancer>"wife" (not actual wife, just his partner that never got married but is a bad person) makes sure she gets the house my uncle, aunt and father lived in in his testamentdamn. Shes gonna sell it and they'll turn it into some building. There goes my childhood.
Stupid whore think
>>34527931No. I kinda want it to. Make moids inside. So I can walk around.
>>34527938why do you hate having us around?
>>34527941Some moid made her a single mother
BV, do you want another one? :3
>>34527936If your family let that happen that’s on them. There’s no way her pussy is that bomb
>>34527932>moidYou can't even come up with your own original insults and have to copy men. Thanks for proving my point.
>>34527941Men belong in the kitchen until they learn to cook. Then they can be seen outside the home, at the grocery store.
>>34527950its not about pussy. its just that shes a manipulative woman.
>>34527941>>34527952Keep in mind that the moids she fucks casually are exempted from all of the rules.
>>34527886>Ah yes, "attractive man" is one kind, because attraction is totally not a highly subjective thing with massive variability from one person to the other>highly subjective >massive variability.comeonnow.jpg
>>34527953Your uncles siblings should be more manipulative then
>>34527938You don’t already do whatever you want all day living on alimony and governmental gibsmedats?
>>34527951Moid isn't an insult you sensitive snowflake you
>>34527958She's here 24/7. Prior to this, she relied on free help from the government and complained incessantly about "Trump" allegedly "inducing" a shutdown and "personally impcting" her.
>>34527956You could always date fat and ugly chicks if your attraction standards are that much wider than those evil wahmens
Do you think that Scatman John was into scat play?
>>34527959It is, you small-brained foid. Were you raped? Lol>"Moid" is primarily used as derogatory slang in incel communities, acting as a shortened form of "male humanoid" or a variant of "foid" (femoid), used to refer to a man. It is sometimes used in online misogynistic contexts to dehumanize men, often acting as a counterpart to derogatory terms for women.
>>34527964>in online misogynistic contexts to dehumanize menIn online MISANDRISTIC CONTEXTS, for fuck's sake.
>>34527964Shut up already newfag scrote
>>34527958>>34527961Not even half accurate
Anyone else still watching Euphoria and actually enjoying the sex work arc?I love how visibly uncomfortable Sydney Sweeney looks while saying her lines.
>>34527970Why are you always on here? Do you work from home? Are you on the dole? Living on disability funds? A big inheritance or trust fund that you are slowly wasting instead of doing something with it? Are you semi-homeless and shitposting here from a public library?
>>34527970Definitely employed by the federal gov, possibly though nepotism
>>34527912isn't that a song?
thinking about all the women that bullied me....fuck now I'm hard
I saw boobs on my computer earlier. :o
>>34527974I worked for the government for several years and only had two 15 minute union breaks to shitpost on here, no fucking way she'd have that much free time to post.
I’ve never had anyone close to me die, have you?
>>34527977But when I say moids deserve to be bullied I'm the mean one
hooooo mama, that pussy sure is fire
>>34527984Yeah
Are there any fortune tellers itt? Will I see boobs irl this week
>>34527985hey! not everybody reacts the same way
>>34527987Who? How do you deal?
>>34527984my grandma
>>34527988Yes, you will see boobs on a TV show.
>>34527988Just undress and look down
moid and foid are terms of endearment here, newfag
>>34527697> would you still love her?No
>>34528115This is the equivalent of phoneposters saying that everybody phone posts.
I was lighting, before the thunder THUNDER
>>34527990My maternal grandparents. It was really hard because to me they were basically a second pair of parents. I love listening to all the stories my mom has about them, they had hard lives but they became great people.
Why do lonely, single femanons refuse to date fat and balding guys?
>>34528115I guess they are our niggas
>>34527849Have you ever seen those country girls with big butts who wear jeans and boots and can do man-stuff? That's what they mean, that or an anime trope with no real life equivalent
I have a question for moids but they have to guess what it is
>>34528126The answer is no.
>>34528123im dating a balding guy
I'm in a good mood this morning :D
>>34528129are you sure you want to get ragebaited on the internet and spoil it?
>>34528126it's a complicated question, it depends on what you mean by that
>>34528130ragebait rarely works on me lol
>>34528128Then you’re not exactly single then, are you.
Are you more of a Great Man or Trends and Patterns type of person?
>>34528136Blues clues.
>>34528136Trends and patterns sounds like a safe space for bean counting bugmen so I'll go for Great Man Theory
>>34528133true
Do any of you have HPV?
>>34527849Boys liked me when I was the chubby girl in baggy gym clothes who'd play basketball, but only as a buddy.
>>34527973>>34527974freeloading off a relative & doordashing baby daddy's mom raising the kid
>>34528145How many dicks
>>34528144I have Harrowing Prophetic Visions, yes.
>>34528147That's fucking amazing.
>>34528149Of what
Oh to be a little manlet in my manlet home with my manlet wife and manlet son and manlet daughter and manlet horse
>>34528151HPV, duh
>>345281480 dicks but I was good at stealing (basket)balls
>>34528144BH has congenital HPV
If testosterone is tanking, why are so many of you bald?
>>34528155A woman of principle, what about after that, many dicks?
>>34528151Death.
>>34528156LMFAOOOO
um if I have long hair does that mean I have low testosterone?
>>34528158No, still 0 :(
>>34528161it means you're balding and you're hiding it by length, cut it short and you'll see the truth.
>>34528163A truly respectable woman, keep it up lady.
>>34528161post that hairline
Where do i find one of those women that enjoy taking men's virginity?
It'sgonna take time A whole lot of precious time To do it To do it To do it To do it To do it
>>34528167This, you could be a norwood 7 and still have long hair
>>34528137Aint no difference between me and you
>>34528170Las Vegas or any place where prostitution is legal
Do men actually enjoy taking a woman's virginity though?
>>34528182Ime no
>>34528182never had sex but the idea of taking a woman's virginity terrifies me a little actually
>>34528182 I think the virginity itself is not a thing for most, it's just a symptom of the real thing they're after.
>>34528186no wait, I meant to say the act of breaking the hymen is not a thing for most, or the obsession with the hymen itself.
>>34528186>the real thing they're afterExclusivity I assume?
>>34528163DONT LET THEM TAKE THAT FROM YOU!!!
I've got a pocket monster for you if you know what I mean.
>>34528185What if she started screaming and crying and telling you to get off of her?
>>34528200I would run away and never attempt to have sex again
>>34528163A ruby femanon in these parts of the internet? Interesting
>>34528182It's not about the hymen or bleeding if that's what you mean, it's to make someone who is innocent (or at least gives the impression thereof) feel comfortable being vulnerable with you and give them something considered, even in secular circles, something special.
Would a man be disappointed to take the virginity of a girl who already has a broken hymen?
>>34528218No
>>34528197You stupid nerd kill yourself
>>34528218Who even looks at that?
>>34528218I'll take your word for it
>>34528221*Sticky Webs you*
>>34528218Who's the guy that broke it
>>34528206I mean I really am a catch I don't know how I ended up as a bitter and lonely 4channer
>>34528230I’m a virgin but I broke my hymen using a diva cup
>>34528182The experience sounds nerve wracking, but it sounds really romantic if both take it slowly
>>34528234As long as a guy wasn't involved, it's fine.
>>34528218No, they break down naturally from various causes don't they? And what about dildos?
>>34528218No I wouldn't care. My gf had hers intact but it was more about the shared experience of being naked together than a piece of slightly hardened mucus or whatever it's made of.
Has anyone seen QT? Is he ok?
>>34528234Was it already damaged by dildos?
>>34528245yeah, he got a new gf
>>34528232Why do you think it happened?
Sex ed time: breaking hymens is NOT a normal expected part of sex. The hymen is supposed to stretch and if you actually tear it you need to slow down or stop entirely
Will you bang your mom on mother's day?
Would a women be disappoint if a virgin guy cums in less than 1 minute?
>>34528256
>>34528253Women prefer rough sex with muscular pushy guys. It breaks, no way around that.
>>34528144Yes
>>34528256No, but you're fucked if you don't improve. Take my word for it.
>>34528253they say the pain is what imprints the mind
Analyzing your last 5 posts
>say zendaya is homely>5-10 men come out of the woods to tell you you're wrong and uglywtf.
>>34528251I had some bad experiences with judgy and unappreciative people and it did a number on my self-esteem and ability to trust and rely on others
>>34528272Emotionally unavailable adult virgins finally teaching each other trust and falling in love would be the romance of the century.or at least of the week.
>>34528270Conclusion?
>>34528271Simps will simp
femanon wants uppies?
I need help. I'm a 22 year old guy and I don't feel the same degree of sexual attraction to real life women as my peers, and I think it's because I'm a furry.
>>34528271Bella Thorne was always prettier
>>34528283>and I think it's because I'm a furry.What do you need help with, anon, do you need someone to shoot you or something?
Get on your knees and suck my dick
>>34528280If my feet leave the ground for longer than a few seconds, I start freaking out.
Get on your dick and suck my knees.
>>34528288You're a very boring and lame person jh
>>34528287My lips are thin and my teeth are huge and my tongue is sandpaper like
>>34528156Having fun larping?
>>34528286I want to stop being a furry. Is this the only way?
>>34528292Did I stutter?
>>34528295Hetero sex with a woman (female) (not wearing a fursuit) could possibly cure you.
>>34528292Perfect
>My lips are thinYou accomodate more penis if your lips are thin.
>>34528164no I'm not balding
Women are men disgusting
Ok lads I dug out a MiG-29 model from my dad's old stuff, should I paint it in the russian or east german colors
If women hate having periods, why do they just not have them? Are they stupid?
>>34528288Is that how your unc banged you?
>>34528311They want something to complain about
>>34528305That's what they all think.
>>34528303Yes, more penis for me to scrape with my teeth and tongue
