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How can real women even compete???
I SLEPT WITH MY HOT COWORKER AND I DONT REGRET IT.This “don’t shit where you eat” thing only matters if you’re dealing with a mentally stunted person. A stable adult can have sex with someone and not ruin you or their own livelihoods.
kissing femanon tummy
I don't get the casual stuff. it's sad
Is this how it feels to be a femanon?
>>34536527really? we're writing posts like it's buzzfeed, now?
Why don't women like Yugioh?
>>34536523By having actual fleshed out personalities and physical forms.
>>34536527Having the sex isn’t the part that they warn you about, very intelligent person JUST SHOT AND KILLED A MANWow its so easy
Women, how far into the relationship do we have to get to before the sunk cost fallacy kicks in and I can engage in some of my niche sexual fetishes
>>34536533yes
>>34536527This only applies for real jobsIf you're working some retail shit or at a restaurant, it doesn't count. In fact, that's what those jobs are for.
State gender. In a relationship, What is a notable inconvenience or disappointment that you would deal with for the right person ?Mine is mediocre sex assuming you’re willing to learn and get better. Also vegans . I love meat, but I’m willing to pay for and help cook vegan meals for my SO when she wants.
>>34536536You smoke crack
>>34536538the dirt setup goes hard
Either genderWhat do you do to help yourself handle stress?
Women, what feature in a man makes you go "awooga"? Is it big forearms? Abs?
Would you date a girl who is uglier than your sister?
>>34536540If you're rich and influential and we're married with kids I'll just ride it out because the benefits are worth ignoring how disgusting you are for a couple of years. I won't participate though, you can go fuck hookers for that and never touch me ever again.
>>34536538A bare table with a laptop, a coffee mug, a library book and a few personal effects. It has wheels but two of them fell off so I put books under it to prop it up.
>>34536544>Also vegans . I love meat, but I’m willing to pay for and help cook vegan meals for my SO when she wantsIts not worth it bro, learn from my mistakes
>>34536551Big arms
>>34536550Alcohol
>>34536550MSmoke weed in nature
23 MWhy are east asian languages so fucking hard to learn? t. currently learning mandarin and korean in hopes of moving to an east asian country one day
>>34536544m. i would deal with just about anything for >her, and i was surprised when i learned that.
is it true that japanese people don't smell?
>>34536550MJerk off. Like what I'm going to do now.
>>34536535Because the rich guys are just regular assholes in the updated shows.
WELL IT'S PLAIN TO SEEYOU WERE MEANT FOR MEYEAH I'M YOUR TOYYOUR 20TH CENTURY BOY
>>34536550F, waste all my money buying nice things until I'm in so much shit financially that there's no way I can keep doing that. Cook and bake yummy things until I get too fat and have to stop and starve myself back to an acceptable weight. Go on the internet and tell people how retarded they are to let off some steam. Yeah, thats all I got, everything else doesn't work at all.
>>34536565I tried to get into it like a very long time ago, but when nobody around you played, it's hard to justify spending any kinds of money of packs, so you buy a starter deck, and then that's kind of the end of it..
>>34536535Because most girls grew up on Pokémon. Card games were for boys. >>34536540Marriage, usually. That's the only way to know she's in it for the long haul.>>34536544>What is a notable inconvenience or disappointment that you would deal with for the right person ?Having found the right person, anything. I can't think of anything, besides a completely out of character betrayal, that would make me want to leave her. Doesn't matter if she's quadriplegic, mentally disabled, or whatever else.>>34536550Masturbate, exercise, and eat junk food. I used to use Xanax, but that was not a good long term solution.
>>34536550mit's a little schizo, but i like doing math proofs when i'm stressed out. spending a few hours trying to make sense of an entirely different plane of existence, it's like a mental vacation
>>34536535In defense of foids, losing a game of modern Yugioh is one of the most miserable experiences in gaming.
>>34536566FIt's more accurate to say that Asians don't produce stinky sweat in the same way other races do. That's why deodorant's not a thing in Asian countries.
>>34536544Not having the same taste in games but occasionally choking down an rpg or whatever they like.... >.>
Why do normies like to waifu evil characters like Makima?
>>34536576>>34536536Those in glass houseshttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/Cheswick/filter/text/
>>34536566I had a Chinese friend who always wore the same sweater and my god he stank
>>34536562idk, its dumb. They need to release simplified 2
I became gay because women are too emotional.
>>34536581I mean, look at her.If I were a woman, I would probably turn gay cause of her.
>>34536588https://seasia.co/2025/08/24/most-east-asians-dont-need-deodorant-and-heres-why
>>34536587>https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/Cheswick/filter/text/Wtf is that James May? Holy fuck she's ugly
>>34536587oh wow she is disgusting
>>34536594But she's evil as fuck and brutally killed many characters that people grew to love. Not only that, she mentally broke the mc on purpose
Are men supposed to kiss their girl in the middle of their sentences?
>>34536578hmm interesting.it seems like I triggered the racist with my question.
Of course a bunch of discordfags clog this thread. I forgot it's not 2am yet.
>>34536605you again with this shit
>>34536603True but she's a beautiful woman and I like beautiful woman characters.
>>34536607It’s annoying ngl
I took another test to see if I am securely attatched. And I was, again.Genders?https://therapytothrive.com/free-attachment-quiz
>>34536606I'm not even trying to start a race war. This is just a weird genetic thing among East Asians that's known in the science world.
>>34536609It’s not bait, I want to know if it’s a strategy or compulsion
>>34536612The only benefit is thankfully the threads autosage much faster as they shit up the building.
i took too much caffeine and now i think i'm gonna die.women, why did you do this to me?
>>34536613Anyone that isn't dismissive avoidant disgusts me deeply.
>>34536611You're no better than foids who simp for mass murderers
>>34536613>These tests I can easily bias always tell the truth to me
>>34536621Pee it out.Let a femanon hold it for you while you drink through a straw like the good little firehose you are.
>>34536581Sometimes its nice to know a woman is stronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw
>>34536623Okay but think about this, guy or gal, does Makima actually kill real life people? No. So what's the problem? I am curious!
>>34536634Thank god they did
>>34536634You are trying to argue with someone who cannot be reasoned with
What a beautiful day.No questions here men and women, I just want to thank someone for waking up this evening.
>>34536627I answer the sketch questions honestly too. I genuinely don't know why I'm not avoidant or anxious. I am avoiding. I am anxious.
>>34536607How do you even know this
>>34536625Bruh, humans are inherently violent in general. I guess I'll give you points for originality for not doing the FBI black crime statistics thing, but still.
>>34536587What a horrible day to have eyes.
>>34536640I'm sure you did
>>34536638I genuinely don't think that thing qualifies as a person. It looks like a failed tranny experiment
>>34536644Uhhhh paint hydrangeas
>>34536613msays i am avoidant, they may or may not be true but i don't think it is avoidant in a usual way, i sit somewhere in cluster A and have a hard time feeling understood by anyone, so compliments/insults don't really land for me and intimacy is extremely uncomfortable always, even if i really trust a person
>34536652absolutely seething lmao
>>34536654schizoid-kun
Show a little faith there's magic in the nightYou ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alrightOh, and that's alright with me
>>34536604I'm white and I'd still rather go to India than be near you. You're fucking disgusting lmao
I got boulders on my shouldersCollar bones begin to crackThere is very little left of me and it's never coming back
>>34536657schizotypal-kun to be more precise. i want to be in a relationship but don't find the discomfort of actually investing in one worth it. c'est la vie.
I got secure let’s fucking goooo lol it’s not true but I’ll take it
>>34536648Are you even real? You look like Jabba's sister. Kek
I'm not that coffeeshop guy>kinda regular at a coffeeshop, the staff like me all on friendly terms.> meet a beautiful girl there>find out she's a gf of a guy who is also a regular>talk to them both, friendly conversation, they both reciprocate/ask me questions, honeslty just normal convo like anyone else>the guy, whether I talk with him with his gf around or not always has a very "okay bye now" vibe about his talks with me, like he's always trying to get me to go away. this happened only a couple times, I don't talk to him as directly anymore>His gf on the other hand seems more open to me>invite his gf to come check something out on my laptop while he's gone bc we had a common interest>she follows and we chat for a bit but I get up and tell her I got to get back to work, literally it was 3-5 minutes max her bf wasn't at the shop>she goes back to her spot, I go back to work, a couple hours pass>bf comes up to me and tells me she felt uncomfortable that I brought her "back there" (they were in the front room I was in the back room) and to not talk to her anymoreI don't know if this just means I'm a disgusting troll or what. I dated a girl who looked like her before, she's beautiful I gotta say, I am interested in stealing her but is this just made up? I dont think she was uncomfortable.We work in the same mall. I was thinking of stopping by her store to verify the story. this has 2 possible outcomes:1. she didn't feel uncomfortable but told him I was cool and her bf is insecure, thats where I invite her to a date2. it was true and she calls security on me/makes that coffeeshop a weird ass place to be.I'm dating two different women, I get along with women/people in general well. I get told im handsome, have a good voice/smooth talker. I really dont get it. I didn't even touch her or get close. she got up and came to my table on her own. my back was to a corner. This has to be a story by a jealous boyfriend, right?
Is having a Delayed rebound a thing?
So how is everyone doing this fine evening
>>34536684okay, i wish i had a gf
>>34536684I had liver for dinner. It was good.
>>34536684Waiting for my VR headset to be delivered.
>>34536684Really good, going through vacation photos and they turned out pretty nice.
>>34536684putting off programming a tiny script to make my job a little easier, also nauseated from too much nicotine
how rare is truly good sex?
>>34536544MaleIf she got into an accident and/or got a terminal illness. Would make my dream of living in a shack in the woods impossible, but I'd do it if my wife needed it.
>>34536684Worked literally all day, got disrespected and took it with a smile and handshake. Laying in my bed wanting to go to the gym and then the bar
>>34536684Keep obsessively checking on how my blood is doing in the donation process. This is new to me.
>>34536689Are you gonna get an automatic fleshlight
>>34536695Out of maybe 15 girls I'd say only 2 were good at sex and a few had nice and clean smelling baginas
>>34536703They let you track your blood?
Idk what I'd do without Gemini
>>34536709Why Gemini over ChatGPT or grok
>>34536708FTrue
>The fat James May looking slob got BTFOEDAHAHAHAH
>>34536544MIf I was convinced she was the one, I could put up with pretty much anything aside from cheating (or anything egregiously bad like like murder, obviously).
>>34536706Yeah they have a tracker in the app. My blood goes to Hampton.
>>34536716Gemini is racist or the other two are, just asking for clarity
>>34536703Why, did you infect it with a viral payload?
>>34536723probably his boyfriend is out of town so he ran out of cocks to suck if i had to guess
>>34536527Let's revisit this a couple months from now and see if you still feel the same way
So predictable. I know what you're thinking.
>>34536722No. I usually save 10 people with each successful donation. I'm trying to increase my rank.
>>34536723nta but I reckon it has to do with Cheswick
>>34536726What am I thinking?
English women You are supposed to use me as a personal source of strength, bravery, poetry, and pleasure, but you do not. Why?
>>34536711Because chatgpt is fucking stupid as shit and tries to police me and Gemini is a psychotic sycophant
>>34536643What was it?
State GenderI work with a hot alternative MILF that is a single mother. How do I swing a one night stand with her.
>>34536717>My blood goes to Hampton.Sounds like a horror title.My Blood Goes to Hampton and Other Macabre Tales by Wilson Strake.
>>34536734Cheswick's face and nudes
>>34536735>How do I swing a one night stand with herLie
>>34536723ENTJ, Gary and Cheswick are all evading their bans today.
>>34536736I'm ugly and bad at conversation
It's fine being regular ugly, it would suck to be ostentatiously ugly though.
>>34536717>My blood goes to Hampton.Black. Blacker than Africa.
>>34536744Yeah but Cheswick poked the bear
>>34536742Today is a bad day to be Canadian. I hope I don't get nailed in their rangebans.
>English women >Irish menBased
oh fuck, I accidentally swallowed some peppers without chewing properly, they're sliding down like barbed wires.
>>34536723Cheswick having a melty
>>34536746Must be a cancer center up there. I'm helping black lives.
Foids and moids who are healthfreaks, what should you eat to not look older than your biological age?Pic related is a 26 years old woman
Some lady hit me up on a roommates finder website for me to move into the master bed of the house her and her bf are renting. She peppers a whole heck of a lot of smileys that women our age (mid 20s) generally do not use in any context. Either im getting scammed, she's an autistic he, or she saw my profile pic and needs cum, I shall find out in an hour-ish
>>34536765Just don't drink or smoke, avoid getting sunburnt, sleep well, and stress less really
Thank you, jannies.I love you, jannies.
Irish men are brave, but expendible Wild Geese for English, Spanish, and French women.
>>34536772Should I wear sunscreen indoors? I work from home most of the time and my desk is right next to a window. Also, I don’t smoke myself, but I often stand with my colleagues during their smoke breaks.
>>34536765This bitch nuked herself and that is why she looks worse than me while I am fat and she is skinny. The sun is literally getting more intense every year, you stupid tanning goblins. It does not look good. It make you look old. Full stop.
>>34536684I’m at work but the power went out so I hope I can leave early
>>34536782Might be a good idea. A good sunscreen acts as a good moisturizer anyways
BlueValkyrie should be next.
I think I can live without italian cuisine, but I don't think I can live without mexican cuisine. which do you guys like more?I mean, tacos beat out pizza all day every day.
>>34536782The real deal is dressing like an asian auntie, clothing sun protection beats out sunscreen all day every day, having blinds that actually blocks the sun also works, sunscreens are basically a compromise, and most people don't put enough of it for it to work anyway
How do you pronounce atoga
>>34536788Agree. Italian food is good but it is highly overrated
>>34536794
>>34536794uh TOE gah
>>34536794MAh-to-gah
My manager is a big fan of korean dramas and recommended some to me during the icebreaker portion of our monthly 1-on-1 performance review, mostly romance stuff. I personally don’t like K-dramas at all, but I’m wondering if it's worth forcing myself to watch a couple just to have a conversation topic with her? What would you advise?
Hey, we found an extention to ageing. And it's complete moid elimination and lesbian future.https://www.science.org/content/article/mouse-two-mothersWhat are we supposed to do, genders?
>>34536802This line of thinking comes from the assumption that the people around you are idiots and won't be able to spot that you only watched a show to be a sex pest.
>>34536551I don't like big muscles but toned moid arms and thighs look absolutely delicious
>>34536804>2004 study
>>34536794Uh togaLike what were you wearing? A toga.
>>34536791Nigga I am going to get shot
>>34536805>This line of thinking comes from the assumption that the people around you are idiots and won't be able to spot that you only watched a show to be a sex pest.Lmao, I mention watching a K-drama just to make small talk with my manager and your mind instantly goes to "sex pest"? You might be the freak here, virgin.
>>34536813It's that or become a walking raisin.
>>34536765Cutting carbs definitely helped me.
Pre-ordered this. Full price is $375. Hopefully, it doesn't come with any defects...
>>34536816I'm not gay or a woman and therefore not neurotic enough about aging to care
>>34536820I dont remember asking
>>34536794uh toe guh
>>34536821Look at em go
India looks so chaotic but in a beautiful way. Would love to visit one day. The people seem really nice to foreigners toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Q5E0KZb38
>>34536802If you want a suggestion, try watching "Crash landing on you", it's really good and from what I've seen it's widely popular. Even my dad liked it.
>>34536822Mhm. Norwood status?
>>34536829She told me to watch "tale of the nine tailed". Have you seen this one?
>>34536832Ain't balding anytime soon
>>34536832Grim, might get hair transplants. I DO get mistaken for a much younger bald man than I am tho.
>>34536828I know at least five different women that would NEVER travel to India.
>>34536833No, it looks interesting but I don't think it's available here :/
I really can’t enjoy my hobbies as much when there something I’m really stressed about. Is anyone else like this? Seems like stress is the biggest hindrance to my passion progression. I haven’t sat down to draw for more than 10 minutes in 2 weeks because of a job situation. And even though there’s nothing I can do to fix it during my free time, the worry and stress still keeps me from being free.
I write filthy smut rape stories and get horny, but feel bad about it and so continue the character's life story until they get a bittersweet happy endinglike I did one of Mae from Night in the Woods getting raped at a party, but then continued with her getting pregnant from it, failing to deal with the situation economically and emotionally, falling out with almost everyone in her life, slutting around hooking up with randoms to feel something, looking at her son and seeing that man in his eyes, until eventually with some help turning it around over time until she loves and is proud of him and doesn't see him that way anymorerate my patheticness out of 10
>>34536839NtaF i also would never travel to India
>>34536669What u guys think
>>34536843Get a gf, it helped me alot
>>34536797ThisEmphasis on toe
>>34536839>>34536846Hard to imagine why.
Women how do I navigate juggling two girls?
Felt rather petty at a party tonight and was cockblocking a guy I don't particularly like who's going after a girl who's like a little sister to me (also she previously dated my other friend so she's not in reach). Also heartbroken right now so that might be feeding my pettiness. I'm also sick of people like him trying to invite themselves to my D&D group that is already struggling to schedule meetups with the current numbers we're at.
Once again it is CATURDAY YEEEEAH
>>34536550>>34536558This
Girls how many of you fantasized about international man of mystery Austin Danger Powers?
State gender. What would you response be to finding out your SO is a rampant cheater who shit talks you behind your back?
>>34536735Offer her your paycheck
>women at work ghosts her bf of 2+ years for 4 days "to show him" for some perceived slight>when she unghosts him, he breaks up with her>next day, she begs to get back together, he acquiesces>she starts saying he should apologize for breaking up with her>he asks her to drop the whole thing (this happens at work)>she insists>he holds his ground, leaves>she drinks and kisses another guy at a party that night>he breaks up with her for cheating>now I'm at work trying to close up and she's been crying over it for the last 3 hourshmm.mmhmmmm.hmm.women, why do you do this?
Hey kdrama writers.There is a branch of a 550 year old Russian Noble family in America. They served the government as scientists during the Cold War without a second thought, but now they are extraneous. Decide what to do with them.
>>34536861Mbreak up and ghost
>>34536861Ask her to marry me
Why can't white women look like this irl?
>>34536853Take them out on double dates to save time
>>34536861Form a gang with all of his sidepieces and ritually murder him
Women would you join a coven of witches
>>34536843That's an evolved instinct. Why would you be wasting time on stamp collecting when your life is in upheaval and effort could be put to that or resting?
Bloody ant on my bed
If a woman matches me on tinder and her profile says she’s “still figuring out what she’s looking for”, can I just open with asking to fuck or do I have to be gay and do the whole let’s go get coffee thing?
>>34536881>blooduh oh, that aint no ant
I will avenge Alexander II, friend of the family.
>>34536881>Foids talking about their 5'10" boyfriend
>>34536876No but I've considered joining a group of paranormal investigators. Imo it's best to stay away, these things are infohazards
Atogans, do you play the game? I just lost
State GenderWho's more guilty of furrybait?Pokemon or Digimon?
>>34536892The coach doesn't play
>>34536893I hate that i camt find certain pokemon cute without being accused of being a furry, i just like the design, man
>>34536892Nah, I'm still winning.
>>34536892Im struggling but not giving up
>>34536861MMurder is wrong.However,
>>34536900Show your hand, which ones are guilty
>>34536892I played kf1
Fellow men, how do you cope with scratches on your expensive watch?
>>34536912If you want to keep something in mint condition then you better handle it with gloves and keep it in a box
>>34536893I'm gonna have to go with Digimon here chief. (F so we stay on topic I guess)
>>34536912This is why Casio's and G-Shocks are better
>>34536900>t. vaporeon enjoyer
>>34536893M, i am not into insect culture
Not all of us believed in the Southern Cause, but we all loved Alexander II. Is this our breaking point? The gentle tides and warm weather of Virginia or did the Quaker and mainline protestant bent separate us forever?
>>34536916Could you please explain your reasoning?
>>34536861MI'd be sad. For a week.
>>34536865Make sure to have sex with her. It will make your life more difficult, but that is what you need. You need more difficulty.
>>34536876I think that would probably be pretty cringe, no thank you.
>the 70 iq whale is making the threads nowCursed
>>34536513Dear opposite gender(which would be F)Could u have your deets, I've had dreams of the "one" holding my hand running through the halls.But she was wearing a white mask.i need to know which foid on earth it might be
>>34536924One word: Renamon
i got asked out by a complete stranger today. he said some very nice things about admiring me from afar. i started tearing up for some reason. he laughed at me and pointed out the camera. it was for a tik tok or something.i think this stuff should be illegal. thats way too mean.
>>34536933Valid
Hey kdrama writersPick Colonial Virginians. It contrasts with Russian Imperial Nobility, while being recognizable to your audience.
can't sleep, keep thinking about women
>>34536930The only white I wear is my pale skin
>>34536912I dont have expensive watches I have a Casio I think the model is mtp-v004 put in a better leather strap and Im golden.
>>34536938why you crying
It's not the Russian It's the Wu Tang CrushinRoulette slipup and get fucked like SuzetteBring the fucking ruckus
Keep calm and think about women
>>34536938It might already be
>>34536853Do stuff together
>>34536843Man iktf>Sit down to draw>Immediately get hit with intense anxiety >"Wtf are you doing you should be doing IMPORTANT STUFF"No rest (or fun) for the wicked
>>34536951Bring the mothafuckin ruckus
A girl I'm talking to says she's always busy with studying and she doesn't message me only late at night. Am I cooked?
>>34536960I don't get it
>>34536938You deserved it, white privileged foid
There should be public places that you could just go and sleep
>>34536962She only messages me late at night. I feel like she's ignoring me.
Birds, thoughts on being called birds?, better than foid?
>>34536912I buy a cheap one and call it character
>>34536966she probably throws her phone away and just checks it late. I do that but it is huge loser behavior and I don't think regular healthy people do it
Why is it so hard to find a domme gf who will make me have sex with other men for her viewing pleasure even though I am straight?
>>34536965Gonna be occupied by homeless motherfuckers 24/7 if it's freeIf it's paid then congratulations you've invented a hotel
>>34536966I assume you are in college or something? Yeah some people are like that. It doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't care, she may just not have the bandwidth for it atm. The only thing you can do is to decide if you are ok with that amount of communication
>>34536974yes, we can't have nice things
Moids, can you explain what causes this type of behavior?
>>34536972I’m dom but I want non of that
>>34536965Technically you can you just have to be okay with people stealing your shit while you're sleeping
Of course
>>34536977iphones don't have a block button?
>>34536977Being born in India
>helping mother since she's presently on crutches>she's getting someone to do the ironing for a while because of various other circumstances>meet this woman>within seconds she's talking about football>within a minute and a half she's angrily espousing her anti-vaxxer stance>we just nod and don't kick the hornets' nest, she's just the ironing womanWomen, why are you like this
>>34536976The solution is to incinerate the homeless
>>34536977saar
>>34536984I think the solution is taking from the rich and giving everyone a house
>>34536983Ironing lady is so based
22 MMy cousin advised me to open another savings account in case I ever need a hair transplant. Worth it in your opinion?
>>34536986I don't think they can keep a house if you gave one to them
>>34536992why not
>>34536977fake account meant to vilify Indians. Fuck off
>>34536513Both genders, if you could change your skin color, would you and why?
>>34536993They don't stay homeless for no reason you know
>>34536996because they don't have a house
>>34536994Sar
>>34536989NoJust shave it off for fuck's sakeBoth sides of your image look like a pedo
Find a flaw.
>>34536995FMhm, I’ll be blue like Ranni
>>34536997Do you ever think why
>>34537002yes, a lot of reasons
>>34536998>sarWhat does that even mean? Are you trying to type "Sir"? Is your English really this bad?
>>34536989me on the left
>>34537000She looks sickly and her arm is rotting
>>34537003And none of them good
>>34537000not flat enough
I need to hide in my apartment and smoke weed for 4 days straight and not know what day or time it is
>>34536999>Just shave it off for fuck's sakewomen don't like men with no hair
>>34536977>SanjayKek I laughed way too hard at this
>>34537005Plz
>>34537005how do you not know what saar is
>>34536995MI would like to be blue like in avatar
Why don't the grass fall out of a cigarette?Like the filter blocks one end, but surely it just falls out the other end?
>>34537011However, women like men, and men bald in the vast majority of cases. Just deal with it for fuck's sake. Stop buying the fucking goyjuice, you're like a Korean woman
>>34536983I knew a nurse that believed healing, the magical one, and a antivaxx doctor. Both were men
>>34537014>>34537013>>34536977Very ontopic posts
>>34536995>finding ways to become lighter skinnedWait they have looksmaxxing in India?
>>34537016It does a little
>>34537018doctors are bad people 90% of the time
>>34537023The white ones for sure
>>34537016A little but it's packed in tight
>>34537019>reporting every post that has mentions indians even when it’s a genuine questionSar do not falsely report posts it is a redeemable offence sar
>>34537026Don't you know we have advanced healthcare system in India sar
>>34537029Lmao it knocked the camera over
>>34536977F Every indian guy I talk to is like this wtf is wrong with them >>34536995Pink because that’s my favourite color
>>34537028>reportingLiterally where did I say I was reporting you? I don't need to. I'm not insecure over an entire group of people unlike you
>>34537033>scared bc he’s going to jail over some screenshots Kek
Need to find a mysterious but suggestive gypsy woman to read my palm and chart while making oohs and aahs
>>34537031>FBut you are a fat male loser living in your mom's basement lmao. Either that or you're hopelessly obese and ugly like that Chaswock femcel.Never had any issues pulling good looking women irl. Seethe
the cute girl I have a date with didnt cancel she just scheduled it for after her extra work day! amazing
>>34536977>haha indians bad LOLZVery original post.
>34537038FLiterally just like the webm they can’t control themselves ick
>>34537038Is this the new torontojeet copypasta?
>>34537039Nice, hope you have fun
Hate it when the two jeets start their shitting contest here
>>34537038Sar do not scare the hoes away bloody fucking fucking sar
moids with wavy light brown hairmoids with freckles and moles moids with pink undertones moids with hazel eyes moids with thin lips(´‿`)
it's over
>>34537038>shit covered hands typed this post
>>34537048Kek I am literally none of those
>>34536972Everyday when I look in the mirror I cry. I need a domme gf to heal me.
>>34537052>no pink undertonesso ur not white?
>>34537026Hey the racist indian spammer is back you guys
>>34537055Oh that’s what you meant, thought you meant rosaceaYeah I’m white
>>34536591>I became gay because women are too emotional.Please become straight again
>>34537058okay great we can be bf gf then
>>34537048This is not me.
>>34537061Huh but I don’t have any of your criteria so you’ll get icked and cheat on me
>>34536861>State gender. What would you response be to finding out your SO is a rampant cheater who shit talks you behind your back?Break up. Past me would want revenge and do something very unkind.
>>34537063well how far off are you from the rest? as long as youre at least white then the rest isnt all that important
>>34537038>like that Chaswock femcelCheswick?
>>34537068He can’t type in chatGPT fast enough while crying and shitting at the same time
>Casually rubbing and kissing her shoulders and keep going about the day
>>345370482.5 let's goooo
>>34537065I’m blond and blue eyed with big lips You shouldn’t settle tho, your dream moid is out there
Remember to go live in a hotel every 6 month or so so you can detect whether or not your place smells like fermented cum when you go back.
>>34537073big lips ? rare for blondies
>>34536977F. This reminds me of the time when I gave an indian guy my number and he wouldn't stop spamming me for days until I finally blocked him
>>34537082Yea a big set of peckers What’s the appeal of thin lips
>>34537079thanks I am NEVER going to visit India with my female friend
>>34537085i think they make a guy more handsome and masculine looking
>>34537076>can't smell your own fermenting cumWhy are moids like this?
>>34537046F.Theres only one winner and it's always ENTJ becasue you can't handle being a little brownoid crybaby bitch boy, now fuck off white people are talking
>>34537096Woman should also be aware that their house smells like dead fish and fermented periods.
>>34537099do you mean their rooms?No one, man or woman, is able to afford a house anymore.
>>34537099Damn your mom is nasty.
>>34537100I owna four bedroom house and it smells like my gf most of the time
>>34537103how old were u when you bought it? what do u do for work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwqyoeI6gE
>>34537105He lives on government gives and makes up stories on 4chan for attention. It used to be a Latina tradwife be was engaged to
>>34537105I bought it during covid lockdowns when I was 22 and I’m a civil contractor for the government
>>34537091Interesting, good luck with your search
>>34537105he got it from his parents
>>34537109Can anyone translate this chatGPT slop into english please?
>>34537112interesting way to say you are a road worker
MEN would you date a woman who's a murderer? I just killed a little bug.
>>34537119That's a hard precursor for serial cheating.
>>34537119Not until she pays off her karmic debt in the next life.
>>34537119I'd cum
>>34537118Plowing your mom is a full time job what can I say man
>>34536513Which min wagie, 9-5 workplace would you rather work at. Same job/position and just different sitesWorkplace1>Closer>Could potentially be 15/20 min walking distance or few mins drive if I ever had to move in with parents or inherit the family home>99% no chance of traffic (going against traffic from where I currently live)>Takes 15 to 20 mins in general to get to and from work>Almost guaranteed to be home before 530>Generally leave at 835/840>Have to work like a dog and more stress, expected to take on more responsibility, more lazy staff. More disorganised in general but more ergonomic workplaceWorkplace 2>6km further>Higher chance of traffic, luckily haven't come across any there yet but I'm guessing if they get it it will be bad>Theoretically should take 17-20mins to get there with highway>Generally have to leave 820/825 and on average get home 540-6pm>More chill workplace and pleasant people. More cushier and less physical position but can be a little boring if the fun people aren't on. Other coworker takes on the bulk of the responsibility but I'm willing to help here and there (but for the most part in hiding my power level).>Less comfortable and less ergonomic workplace (bit more crammed than I'm used to)
>>34537127Keep working hard enough and you might just make a fraction of what I earn on a years salary
>>34537127Obviously #2
>>34536562Because intonation matters. The same syllables can mean different things depending on how you stress them. And needing to learn 3000 separate characters before you're considered on the most basic reading level doesn't help.
>how many women here actually put a significant amount of effort into their health and appearance32m, I lift and run and it takes up most of my spare time. Never met a woman who does anything more than go for a walk on weekends, or that doesn't consider a light hike gruelling. Obviously attractive women at the gym, but of course you'd find them there.
>>34537131I met my gf at Starbucks lmao cope oldfag booms
>>34537132Dyel opinions don't matter
>>34537133You wouldn't survive a 12 hour shift before your shit knees give out anyway oldman
>>34537132>met my gf at starbucks yeah, after arranging to meet there on tinder you disingenuous brownoid, lol
>>34537131Who's this
>>34537138Enjt
so when are we gonna make posting pics of pretty women a bannable offense on here
>>34537139Lol
>>34537136Ok
>>34537139I'm ENTJ and I thought this post was funny lmao
>>34537138A nigger that abducted, raped and killed a 4 year old girl in Northern Australia. Also the missing link from humans to monkeys
>>34537119I would date any non-fatty I could imagine kissing, if she would give me a chanceBut women aren't interested in me
>>34537140The only person that needs to be banned is you shitjeet crybaby dalit
>>34537146men like u say this but then dont drop ur discord when i ask>>34537147what? im not the indian guy everyone hates
>>34537145Seems like they were both abos
>>34537150Yeah they were. Doesn't make it right.
>>34537149>the indian guy everyone hatesKek he becomes lolcow status
>>34537149No one should ever do long distance, and discord is for groomers anyway.
>>34537156if you arent open to long distance yet claim to be an incel/ unable to get women then you should be shamed for being such a blatant larper.
>>34537158I'm the only incel here.The other men are all larpers, including the anon you replied to.
>>34537137Why does everyone hate Asian girls all of a sudden?
>>34537160I'm the only truecel you fakecel faggot
>>34537158Absolutely maniacal position to take. Long distance is bad for everyone involved. The idea that you should go hundreds or thousands of miles afield just for a CHANCE at a woman is insane (and would be proof of your undesirability anyway). Not meeting someone in person is an atrocious way to develop an attraction, anyway.
>>34537164who said anything about the guy having to be the one to travel to meet with her? or that meeting up irl needs to happen asap? its called long distance for a reason, >Not meeting someone in person is an atrocious way to develop an attraction, anyway.video and voice calls exist too
>>34537166Not even close to being the same thing.
>>34537166anon doesn't care about companionship, all he wants from a relationship is a body he can use to rub his genitals with and he can't do that long distance without spending lots of money on one of them traveling all the time, which isn't an option since he's also broke
>>34537166Literally only people that have zero options would ever consider this.
>>34537169have you even tried it? experienced it yourself?
>>34537171>Literally only people that have zero options would ever consider this.yeah, that was incel and femcels are, ppl who can’t get romance any other way,
Dubs and I will have sex this year.
>>34537172Yes. I wasted six years on a long distance relationship. Idiotic decision and I sorely wish I could convince myself back then not to do it. I would never recommend it to anyone, ever, for any reason, unless:>you met in person>the separation was some time after this when the relationship was already established>there is a set end date of the separation not too far in the futureLDR as the default and initial state of your 'relationship' is a cancer.
>>34537176lol
Male anons, can I have a hug, pretty please?
>>34537177so because it didnt work for you you just assume it couldnt possibly work for others?
>>34537181I'm all sweaty and stinky right now, but here*hugs**wipes my sweat off on your shirt*
>>34536513women what do you think about my pencil?
>>34537185performative.
>>34537178Only one away, that's gotta be worth a handjob.
>>34537181Get out of my store silly cat!
>>34537185moid hand....
>>34537185it's a pencil with a weird name, wow
>>34537185Right handed people are so basic.
>>34537131>it takes up most of my spare timeThis is why.And it's not like I need to. I went backpacking in the woods for several months last summer with zero training. I might need to adjust as I get older but as of right now I maintain functional strength by continuing to function. I thought it was easier for women to get fat than men what are you guys doing so wrong that you have to go to the gym or you look like shit?
Did you know 23 year olds are still "adolescents"? But legally they're treated as full adults when it comes to law enforcement and such but when it comes to rights and liberties they're still "kids"
>>34537184lol youre funny anon
American politics is very funny.
>>34537166>or that meeting up irl needs to happen asap? It does. If you're not seeing each other somewhat regularly what you have is a penpal that you're larping with not a partner.If you've never been in a relationship maybe you can't tell the difference but if you have? Starting an ldr feels incredibly pointless and childish. I'll handle it for short periods in established relationships but no fucking way I'd start dating a guy who lives 3 hours away initially.
>>34537196Why are normal people only now discovering "foid"? My best friend in middle school told me that i was a "feeeemoid" and that was like 8 years ago. Then he touched me without consent.
>>34537198>. If you're not seeing each other somewhat regularly what you have is a penpal that you're larping with not a partner.i completely disagree, can you tell me what is missing from said relationship if its long distance vs irl? because the answer is simply sex, which is not a necessity for romance, unless youre a coomer who only dates people to get laid which is way worse than anyone who would accept ldr.
>>34537200That was your "best friend"?
>>34537200Their 9 lives is up
>>34537201there's a reason anon is single and it's because he's a creepy coomer
>>34537119Only if she did so reluctantly but it was necessary and still feels bad about it and wishes things could be different
it's almost 4amcoughing alothave a headachelow energyI've full blown sick now, this sucks
>>34537192People that don't eat well and don't exercise all unequivocally look like shit. Scrawny weak looking men aren't fat for example, but they look frail.
>>34537204Yeah i guess so. Well there was that friend who liked it when i touched her clitoris though.
>>34537209Try eating something spicy
>>34537214Why would you do that?
Its so obvious when someone is desperate to not be perceived as a loser by continually ending their posts with lol or lmao
>>34537217lol
>>34537217lmao
>>34537217You obviously don't have normie friends or friends of any kind lol
>>34537216https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty
Gender, would you date an ethereal being you can never touch but has a personality you love, great conversations and cares deeply about you?
>>34537224I don't do long distance.
https://voca.ro/1g8fjsrx0IC0
>>34537222None of my friends tried to convince me to jack them off in middle school, and if they had I wouldn't have done it.
>>34537224ridiculous, of course not
>>34537226dude, go hang out in the valorant discord, they're actually performative there.
>watch movie>random sex scene comes on>feel sad that no man has ever fucked me like that, thrusted in me like that, moaned and grunted in my ear like that >fast forward and watch rest of movie while trying to ignore that sad feelingsdo men experience this too?
>>34537227i thought boys had like pissing contests when they hit 10?
Should I just save face and unmatch all the girls on Hinge who haven’t responded in several days?>t. guy who’s feeling defeated after wondering w hy this one certain girl who seemed really into me wasn’t responding only to find out she’s seeing another guy now
>>34537231No, so stop fantasizing about it.
>>34537232ENTJ here, that's the dumbest most autistic nigger brain shit you can do bc they're probably just busy and will respond to you later
>>34537230>like thathmm.
>>34537230It's just special effects, sex isn't real.
>>34537230Of course, no woman ever looked or smiled at me they way she does at the male protagonist, like Im the only man in the world and she trusts I will protect her
ENTJ here, I love sucking cocks
>>34537234It’s been 4-5 days for each of these girls and after I responded to a series of single-word texts.
>>34537240can a nigga learn to just take a hint, damn
>>34537238maybe because you wouldn't protect her
>>34537235I'm a virgin, I'm sure even the most inexperienced small dick man could make me the happiest woman on earth by simply having sex with me, given it lasts longer than one minute.
>>34537244How old are you?
>>3453724522
>>34537247Are you in college? Literally just have sex.
>>34537229schizo?
>>34537242So they’re not interested which means I’m justified in unmatching them
>>34537252Why do you need to be justified? Just do whatever you want.
>>34537249> Literally just have sex.thanks I will just wake up tomorrow with an hour glass figure and big boobs and clear skin and good social skills and a pretty face and long hair and just go find a man who'd agree to have sex with me.
>>34537240They're just waiting for the weekend wait till Friday don't be annoying
>>34537254Do you have a vagina>yesA man will have sex with you
>>34537254Plenty of chopped women have sex, maybe try to be more cheerful.
>>34536550M.Ragebait myself.
>>34537255It’s already Saturday mate. If a girl’s interested, she won’t leave a guy’s messages alone
>>34537256>>34537257men are so so so so clueless
>>34537252yeah, go ahead if you need to be passive aggressive about being undesirable
>>34537261so it's a chad thing again?Because if you're claiming that you'll sleep with any men, most men will sleep with anything
>>34537254are you deranged? men will fuck anything if you make it easy enougheven if youre grossly obese
>>34537264its not a chad thing, never has been, ive just never been approached or even looked at by a guy ever in my whole life, im not going to approach some guy either knowing ill get rejected.
Gonna make a tinder and hopefully put my pp in her vj
>>34537254>and long hairWhy is this a problem? Does your hair not grow?
>>34537267are you a chad? if not tinder is a waste of your time and will harm your confidence
>>34537266>im not going to approach some guy either knowing ill get rejectedLie, but you know what, slay queen, farm that shit.You don't ask because you know the moment you ask they'll say yes and you can't pretend to not be desirable anymre
>>34537269I am, yes
>>34537260That's abit strange idk what to say thats never happened to me lol
>>34537266Have you tried getting to know some men instead of just expected them to ask you out the second they see you?
>>34537263Why waste my time if the other person’s not putting in the effort? One girl who I matched with who I’m also following/am followed by on instagram has enough time to update her notes status every day, but not the time to send even a reply? Sure, I’m being the passive aggressive one
>>34537268i just like having short hair but yeah i can’t magically make it grow a foot overnight>>34537265men realize that women have it easier than men and blow that out of proportion by thinking that means women have it remarkably easy, its bs
>>34537276If you just want sex it is easy as a woman, of course the sex might suck, and if you want a relationship you'll have to deal with some weirdos and losers.
>>34537275Wow so that's what it feels like being in the waiting queue
>>34537276Whatever “it” is
>>34537280Name on enjeet
>>34537274how do i start then? how do i just magically get in situations where i can gain access to men like you suggest.>>34537270>You don't ask because you know the moment you ask they'll say yes andi wish there was a way to prove to you that this is literally not the case for me, youcan choose to not believe me but that wont change the facts. the only way this would be true is if i somehow already knew every guy's type just by looking at them and found a guy where i was close to his type. but i dont have that so i have to go off of what the average man does like/ will accept and its not me not even close.
>>34537275you can just not reply, lol, no need to unmatch or unfollow like a child throwing a tantrum
>>34537284>how do i start then? how do i just magically get in situations where i can gain access to men like you suggest.Do you have friends or a job or go to college?
>>34537284When it comes to specifically sex and woman, there are only two possibilities, it's a chad thing or it's a farming misery thing.
>>34537276>than men and blow that out of proportionthey dont. women literally can fuck any time they want. you can go to any social event right now and get laid easily if you want to.unless...... youre talking about chad exclusively. which you are. chad has pussy galore so hes not going to fuck ugly skanks
>>34537280I’m sure you’re just mad successful at hitting up every girl. I’m actually gunning for attractive girls, anon. Try having some standards
Did you know that Indian games are gonna become big soon?
>>34537285Why does it matter? Does it hurt your feelings to get unmatched or unfollowed/
>>34537291
>>34537290Well out of all of you I'm the only one with an actual girlfriend so umm yeah? lmao
>>34537287i already told you it wasnt about that, the whole chad thing relies on 3 things: height, money, and physiquei dont care for any, he could be 5'0, living with his parents still (so am i), and had never worked out a day in his life. the only dealbreakers i have is he has to be white, he has to also be a virgin, and he has to be in his 20s. >>345372860 friends, never held a job, and im actively going to college but the whole advice of just going up to ppl in your class to make friends isnt a real thing,
>>34537292I don't use dating apps or social media, I'm on your side here because unmatching them will make them scoff at you thinking you're doing something with that, which will damage your reputation in your dating pool further if that's even possible
Ive noticed that a lot of the guys who brag about their body count literally fuck anything that moves. girls you wouldnt even be proud to fuck. kind of padding the numbers
>>34537296okay.
Oh, it’s a jeet larping as a gigachad. The delusional self-confidence should’ve been a dead giveaway. Now I just feel dumb talking to something actually inferior to me and taking it seriously lmao.didnt realize they used boards like /adv/
>>34537296>the only dealbreakers i have is he has to be white, he has to also be a virgin, and he has to be in his 20s.Lmao, maybe be a bit less picky.
>>34537302hows that picky?? there so many virgin white men in their 20s, half the men on here are just that if im not mistaken.
>>34537300Yeah it must suck being an average man on dating apps experience
>>34537303>half the men on here are just that if im not mistaken.Yeah but not in the real world, and you're not likely to meet a guy on here. The age thing is fine, the race thing is your preference whatever, I don't know why virginity is important. Are you in some STEM program with a bunch of male nerds? Otherwise most guys in your classes won't be virgins.
>>34537304Even worse to be a subhuman that no white woman- or any woman, at that- would interact with. You have my sympathies, Durgesh
>>34537307I'm dating a Korean bro keep trying and you might actually get one to glace in your direction for a change
>>34537306are you a virgin? do you not see virginity as something sacred?
>>34537308>dating the single worst kind of Asian that’s hyper materialistic and guaranteed to have undergone plastic surgeryLmao, not the win you’re thinking it is. I guess you feel at home with them since they reek of kimchi the same way you reek of curry 24/7.
>>34537312>worst kind of Asian that’s hyper materialisticYeah okay fair enough that's warranted >since they reek of kimchiProof that you've never had a girlfriend before lol
jeets talking about women is like hearing women talking about politics
>>34537212If you're not a mesomorph you wouldn't get it. You're just unlucky.
>>34537314I just have way too high standards to settle for anything less than attractive. What can I say? Then again, gooks and jeets are surprisingly well-suited for each other. One’s scamming with their looks and plastic surgery, the other just downright scams.
>>34537217It's the millennial period
>>34537309No, and no. I'm not religious.
how come 'lol' and 'lmao' became so popular but 'rofl' fell of a cliff?to be honest i never was a 'rofl' user either
>>34537319>mesomorph Total meso victory
>>34537324Rofl doesn't roll off the tongue that easily (pun unintended)
Mfw I've used a pic so much itt I'm practically a namefag
Need me a man who'd smother me with his body.
Need me a woman that screams when I fuck her.
need me a w
Need me a man who doesn’t turn cute things sexual >:1
>>34537330I had a neighbour like that. My innocent ass thought he was beating her at first
tiramisu into doritos speedrun.life is good.
>>34537321Lmao my gf is too dumb for scams we just like to brainrot together like a couple of goobers
>>34537333That was me (I was beating her)
Gonna go to the library and a movie by myself tomorrow, such is the life of the single moid.
Ew wtf is that new Spotify icon
>>34537326Short kings suffer
>>34537340F. No we suffer the most.
>>34537343erm why is the foid self insert character at the bottom such a baddie wth
i've been larpng as a cismale to get close with this one guy via discordhe will be mine
womenwhat would you do if your husband penis went numb to where he could not physically enjoy sex at all? Assume that he has seen a doctor about it and there isn't any medical intervention to correct it. It will just be a long term condition he will have to live with. This isn't made up by the way, this actually can and does happen to some men.
>>34537346You're a woman trying to fuck a gay guy?
>>34536523>How can real women even compete???They're better at sucking dick.
>>34537348NO! he's not gay he’s straight i just want to get to know him better
>>34537350So you're trying to do a Euro Trip style thing where he'll immediately want to fuck you when he finds out you're a woman?
Did you know, that if you're pregnant with a boy, your titties get bigger, like significantly as opposed to being pregnant with a girl.
>>34537351something like that
Do you think she gives good bjs?
>>34537354What's going to happen is he's going to clock you as a liar and you'll be left stranded
>>34537352So if I got pregnant with a girl would my penis get bigger?
>>34537357Pedophile post.I see what you are.
>>34537356dont burst my bubble anon..
>>34537355why do tards obsess over this bitch so muchshes mid
>>34537359There's still time to repent, if you weren't overt in your lying, you could start dropping hints and gaslight him into thinking he made that assumption and that you weren't just a typical manipulator.
>>34537361since when do men care if i lie or manipulate if its done w the intent to get close to them cause i have a crush on them
>>34537360Nah, whyte girls are mid
How do you deal with loneliness?
>>34537364As a man, you just deal with it.
>>34537364I have hobbies but I'm more of a loner anyway.
>>34537364ENTJ. Honestly I miss being lonely sometimes, the peace and quiet of waking up in the morning vs being kicked and shoved into the wall with no blanket by a tiny Asian girl is fucking gay
>>34537364You socialize every now and then to remind yourself that it's worse than being alone
>>34537364embrace it. Acceptance is key to peace. I'm a 35 year old virgin. I have completely accepted that I will die a virgin and it feels like a massive weight has been taken off my shoulders. I have peace now.
Either gender, do you eat in your bedroom?
>>34537371I eat at my computer desk.
>>34537371fuck no
>>34537371MFuck no
>>34537371For what purpose? I eat at my compooter if I'm alone and on the couch if I have guests
>>34537371I eat breakfast in there but not lunch or dinner.
Ok some Indian women are pretty cute
>>34537371Yes despite living in a four bedroom house with a tv in the kitchen/dining, lounge and bedroom, sometimes when I’m home alone I like to make a quick snack like hotdogs or something and run up to my bedroom. Incel habits never die I guess hehe
>>34537371FFuck no
>>34537371F never it's disgusting
>>34537347That's not going to stop us cuddling or stop him from going down on me.
>>34537371>do you eat in your bedroom?M. When I'm tripping.
>>34537382would you be ok with never having penis in vagina sex ever again, or ever seeing your husband physically enjoy himself?
The reason you must urinate so much, is that you are constipated. It is all those opioid pills, that you are addicted to. You must quit them. They serve you no purpose.
>>34537371F Yes What is the point of life is not to enjoy a yummy dinner while watching my youtube slop at my desk
>>34537386Based.
>>34537384>would you be ok with never having penis in vagina sex ever again, Most women would. >or ever seeing your husband physically enjoy himself?That would suck horribly, but it's not like not having sex would help the situation. And any guy I'm married to would be as interested in my pleasure as he is in his own.
>>34537196He's in Florida, that place is full of feet fetishists and retirees who act like Mr. Boss on Smiling Friends. It is a normal place. You have to be extra abnormal to be a politician there.
I finished my hour long goon session and it was amazing.
new strategy: complimentmaxxing
>>34537352Might explain why my bf's mom of 3 boys has mega long hangers
>>34537371>do you eat in your bedroom?FOnly pussy and ass
>>34537395Have you ever played with and licked your mother in law's titties?
Name on enjeet
there are two countries I've always wanted to go to if I could travel, Japan and Canada, third place would be Greenland. Japan because I really wanna visit bunny island, being surrounded by cute friendly bunnies sounds extremely comforting, Canada because it's got some really cool mountains and food and finally Greenland because I wanna ask how many times they've heard stupid foreigners still don't know Greenland and Iceland are opposites as in the green area is Iceland and the ice area is Greenlandsadly, I'm not educated enough nor skillful enough to get a job that would make financially possible for me to ever go, that realization sucks sometimes, kinda like the how I keep having these weird thoughts lately, like is any of this for real or not none of this makes sense to me.
But first, let me take a selfie.
>>34537400No, I don't think she'd be comfortable with that. And it could make my bf's mommy issues worse
>>34537402Why not emigrate to a first world country, my friends have been to Japan on neetbux several times
Uh! Pen pineapple apple pen
What if there were leeches but instead of drinking blood they drank semen directly from your cock?
Baby I've been I've been losing sleep dreaming about the things we could be
I wish women would hug and kiss me
>>34536523By being less ugly, probably.
>>34537415Id hug and kiss u
>>34537415I've heard about m*n and I know that's a ploy to put your pp in, and if you succeed you'll call her a whore for falling for your tricks
>>34537407I live in America, it's kinda a first world country,right? as for neetbux I don't know how they managed that, from my understanding social security/unemployment only gives you like 300 dollars a month most of the time even less
>>34537419NTAThey have zero expenses. They live with their parents
>>34537417thank you I need it>>34537418who is telling you these things
>>34537419Damn, the US has got to be cheap for you to afford food, rent and clothes and such on just $300 per month>>34537421Not true, all my friends moved out at 18-20 y/o
>>34537423Right on bro another fairytale larp lol
>>34537149>>34537346Be careful! There are fat coomers on there (pic related!) For your own safety, when someone gives you their tag, I recommend doing a search of it in the arr nine kay archives to make sure they are who they say they are. Be safe!
You will fight in a futuristic robot war
>>34537424Well you're free to emigrate too if you've grown up in a culture where human rights to food and shelter are some bizarre joke
>>34537428NTA but I literally have a second citizenship and wouldn't move to my other nationality's country without a job because I don't want to be a leech and take advantage of their welfare policies.
>>34537428are you saying shelter is a core american value? I don't follow
>>34537428Idk what welfare state you live in but you sound Nordic as fuck
>>34537431Nordics are pail and frail, idk how these people used to raid villages and traffic their women after slaughtering all the men
>>34537431For thinking it's normal to provide food and shelter for people who can't afford them? I think that's normal in most of the world, only Israel and the US oppose these types of policies
>>34537053yikes imagine looking like that
>>34537427But the robots will fight it for us?
>>34537053but you are brown
>>34537441Tubby boys need love too :(
I, male, really really really really REALLY don't want to participate in the humiliation ritual that is modern dating, but I also want to hug a femoid and cook something disappointing but adequate for her.How?
>>34537447Hire an escort for GFE.
>>34537423>The US has to be cheapGenerally yes but depends on where you live>Food, rent, clothesAgain going to depend on state but>Section 8 housing30-40% of monthly income towards utilities so if you deal drugs or work under the table and your monthly income is zero…>Food stampsSNAP is just under $300 for a single adult with no dependents but you’re probably going to have to attend work training if you aren’t disabled>DisabilityThat’s the key to the free shit train. You lie about getting raped, say you have PTSD, anxiety, and depression and there’s a lot that goes into it but it’s usually around $1500.So subtract your Section 8 percentage you keep $1000 from disability for free. Get $300 for SNAP. Then you can work a bullshit job under the table or sell drugs and easily clear $4k a month.
>>34537447Why can't you hug your mother and cook for her?
>>34537448Far too expensive. Good hookers have also been completely annihilated by covid and onlyfans. It's over.
>>34537452my mother is evil
>>34537452
>>34537456Then you're evil too.
>>34537447Modern dating is fine as long as you avoid common pitfalls that give women the ick.
I love vacation
>>34537458that doesn't make sense
>>34537462See, evil.
>>34537460There is nothing about me that wouldn't give women the ick.
>>34537457It isn't incestuous to hug and cook for a loved one, unless the whole hugging and cooking scheme is just a ploy to get your pp in
Why am I so unattracted to blonde men?
>>34537464you can't just call me evil and not explain anything
>>34537470But you can do it to your mother, apparently
>>34537471I am not going to explain my mother to you. That is different
>>34537466Are you practising for a pretending to misunderstand the premise competition or something
>>34537468>Why am I so unattracted to blonde men?Lack of contrast. Their hair and eyebrows are too similar in colour to their skin.
>>34537475I think blonde women look good though
>>34537454>Far too expensive.Then stop being a pussy and get a better paid job.
>>34537425Kek gay guy
>>34537477guess you're just gay then
>>34537480No
>>34537477Yeah, but they use mascara and eyebrow pencil, so their eyebrows and eyelashes don't disappear.
>>34537478>just pay women the $500 an hour they're worth, goy!
>>34537485see, evil.
>>34537437Big difference between food and shelter and fucking Japanese vacations you doublespeaking cumskin
>>34537474I didn't misunderstand anything, I was just trying to get a man to be honest about his motives, but apparently that goes against their nature.>I don't want to participate in the humiliation ritual that is modern dating, but I also want pussy, and here is thinly veiled virtue signaling to make you sympathetic to my causeThere you go
>>34537479You mean war hero?
what is big dick size correlated with?
>>34537477Probably not me without makeup. I am extremely fair and my eyelashes and brows are nearly invisible.
>>34537411That's just a woman.>>34537490lol imagine getting shotCouldn't be me
>>34537492Nothing, sadly. There is no real indicator.
>>34536948Are you a foid? Kinda gay if you're not
>>34537492Melanin
Good Caturday morning anons. I didn’t sleep well so it’s off to a great start. How are we all doing?
>>34537502I also didn't sleep well and women are still not touching me for some reason so it is great
why can't women be nice for free?
>>34537497lol>>34537492>penis size was found to be positively correlated with height and negatively correlated with body fat>Mongoloids have typically with the shortest penile lengths>Negroids have longer penile sizes>correlation between penile length and IQ varies with the state of arousal: flaccid length shows a negative correlation with IQ, while erect length displays a positive correlation>Lower blood flow and testosterone levels cause the penis to shrink slightly over timeSize queens will want a tall, black, low fat and high IQ young man
>>34537502I did sleep well so I'm off to a great start. My body woke up naturally 2-3 minutes before the alarm was going to go off.Best of luck today.
>>34537512I said go back
>>34537509
>>34537521I don't use discord or have sex with men. Do statistics upset you to the point of lashing out at strangers?
>>34537527>lashing out You’re cringe
>>34537502 morning catposter, sorry you didn't sleep well I'm happy because my eczema is finally healing. My BJD has been in box jail for months because I didn't want her to come into contact with my ointment. She's got a new outfit waiting
>>34537530Blow Job Doll???
>>34537530Cool. What kind of doll do you have? I always wanted to get a bjd but they sure are expensive :/
>>34537355Does the piercing scratch it?
I'm horny!
>>34537538Kool
I'm terrified...
>>34537538I think I might be
>>34537533ball jointed doll :) she's made of plastic resin with ball joints and she's really good at posing >>34537535I have a 45cm MYou girl! I went to a con (without my girl, I'm never taking a $300 doll outside) and all the people at the doll area were middle aged women. Feels like it could get ridiculously expensive if you buy multiple dolls or get into photography
>>34537538Hi horny, I'm dad!
>>34537541Why
>>34537538I want to lewd >him.
Why do women keep coming back here, given the near constant discussions of rape and incel/sexist attitudes against women?
>>34537437Israel has a strong welfare state and social safety net, so it seems you are being deliberately stupid simply for the purpose of trashing Israel.
>>34537552Buddy, that happens irl too. Sometimes also infront of us, and even at a young age.
Does Kanna get you high or do anything for you? I've heard it compared to an MDMA and also an SSRI but it sounds weaker and more hit or miss than drinking something like Kava.
>>34537548Because I made my bed and now I have to lie in it
>>34537550What's your obsession with this terminally ill-looking ass Dave Grohl wannabe
>>34537547Hi!>>34537550Confirmed for being a male. Women don't want to lewd anyone.
>>34537560Whatd you do
>>34537561He cute. Why are you mad.>>34537562Shaddup, I have the pussy power.
>>34537230Not regarding sex but the little moments like her bringing him a coffee with a smile or something like that
>>34537552Sometimes other people start to seem like NPCs, like I don't exist. Coming here makes me feel human again. >>34537565He's cute but his facial hair grosses me out
>>34537568I know he's a cutie under there.
I hope you know you are dating a man who once had sex with both a 58 year old woman and her 21 year old daughter, within weeks of each other. How can you date such a sexually disgusting man?
>>34537568>Sometimes other people start to seem like NPCs, like I don't exist. Coming here makes me feel human again.I don't exist when you don't see me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFK6rgJoqWg
>>34537571>White>is swarthyKekkies
>>34537574That's just low exposure in the picture, color blind ah.
how do I sleep
>>34537573Another reason to return is bc anons have good music taste. Great band
>>34537579just close you're eyes baby
>>34537582It isn't working :(
>>34537579Take one antihistamine of your choice.
>>34537583close them harder
Moids, why do you want your butthole to smell like a popscicle?
If /atoga/ were a series on streaming it would be boring as shite, great amounts of yakkety yak interspersed with occasional scenes of bonking.
Muwhahaah! stop your futile efforts! you'll just make fools of yourselves!
Ended up not going to swing dance classes. My mind is volatile like that. And it sucks
He doesn’t even try, and yet they fall, clinging, laughing, trembling at the smallest brush of him. I stand behind the glass, silent, starving, tasting the air he leaves behind, knowing I’ll never feel what they moan for.
>>34537601gay
Should social media be more regulated? Just watched an insta reel of a light skinned black girl dancing to a "I don't like n*ggers" song. Wtf is this timeline
This place, /atoga/ is inhabited by public masturbators, chronic defecators, chronic urinators, coprophiles, coprolaliacs, obsessive compulsives, placenta eaters, mitragyne addicts, opium pipe-dreamers, granny-chasing reverse pederasts who lust for dementia patients, toe fetishists, and a general cabal of perverts. It is, in fact, a bandit fort of such perverts, often of a homosexual disposition.
Your education was designed to train colonial administrators. But the days of such empire are over, and there are no longer colonies to administer.
>>34537590ima use these
>>34537590but if it causes my butthole to attract insects people will think i didnt wipe even though its because i have excellent butthole hygiene
You support Al Jazeera
Is swallowing cum considered cannibalism?
Where is everyone? :(
she's not replying anymore lads. sadfrog.png
How to teach a moid to make love instead of fuck violently like he's in porn?
>>34537645Just don't expose him to porn and he'll never get that in his head
Either genderHow do you deal with someone of the opposite sex you click extremely well with but don't think you should date for other reasons?
>>34537647>don't think you should date for other reasons?so if were going to the same college? i just put my feelings aside and dont date
>>34537590The only thing that could get me to eat moid ass>>34537597You probably missed out on meeting the love of your life.
>>34537647Be friends. How is this even a question?
>>34537642I'm right here, hi!
>>34537646He watched porn as a minor, it's been a long time since then and he doesn't watch it anymore, but it's like it's imprinted on him. I need some sort of anti-porn that shows loving, sensual sex instead.
>>34537590I don't, I don't use wet wipesI use a bidet like a human being
I HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY WHAT HAPPENED I HAVE TO SAY IT BUT NO ONE CAAAAAAREESSSSSSSJHFSKJDFGBAJLNSKBFOH ASDF GCHSEF HCBSGIUYDHF
>>34537653Hi what are you up to today? :)
>>34537658HI ! I twirled today
How do we get women to love men?
What color earplugs should I get, white or mint blue? I think the white will turn yellow which worries me
>>34537662Mint blue
>>34537659>I twirled todayWhats the occasion?
>>34537642I just woke up
>>34537658hmm I don't know what I'll do today yet, I just woke up and I'm having my coffee what about you? do you have any plans?
>>34537665I had cream
>>34537642I've got more important things to do than post in /atoga/, like play video games.
>>34537669Whoa what vidya today
>>34537661make it so they cant have bank accounts without being married again
Just kidding, you are
Could a man actually ever fall in love with me?
girlswhat are your thoughts if you were to hear a man say that he doesn't have sex because he is uncomfortable with it. You're not interested in dating him. You just heard him say this
>>34537667>what about you? do you have any plans?I'm thinking to either start a new RPG, or work on a project idea i had. I've been putting both off for months now
>>34537675Feel sorry for him
>>34537674Hey
>>34537670I just lost a challenge run of Inscryption, and soon I'm going to die in Outer Wilds.How can /atoga/ possibly compete with that?
>>34537674What do (You) think is preventing it?
>>34537656I care
State genderIf there came a time where humans must farm and kill an intelligent, sentient animal to survive.Would you rather these animals be slain when they're young and small, or be slain after they've lived a full life and grew old.
>>34537624No. Let black people be racist.*fist pump*
>>34537655Fancy ass
>>34537681I'm playing Nioh 2 today
>>34537685Old
>>34537678ok. reason why?
>>34537685Do the ones that live to old age know they're going to be slaughtered?
>>34537688Good luck.
>>34537682Unattractive
Women do you ever lick the vein on the snickers bar?
>>34537696Thanks. It's fun so far
>>34537699Mhm.*cronch*
>>34537697what exactly is unattractive about you?
>>34537695They're aware from the day of their birth, but the gravity of their situation doesn't settle in for most until they're more mature.
>>34537693Hasn’t experienced good sex
>>34537701<3
>>34537703Young, then.
>>34537706but if sex makes him feel uncomfortable then he shouldn't be having it, right?
>>34537702Harsh features, kinda wide nose, ugly short legs, completely flat
>>34537711Yeah, still sad
>>34537675I'd suspect he's lying to earn some girl's trust
>>34537715That's like describing 40% of the entire world's woman.
>>34537715meh, you'll be fine.>ugly short legsI have never once thought of short legs as ugly
>>34537718Not really? And even if it was, doesn't change the fact that no man has ever desired me enough to be with me
>>34537717wtf why?>>34537716I'm not sure. It wouldn't make sense for me for him to do something that makes him feel uncomfortable. Aren't you only suppose to have sex when if you feel comfortable with it?
>>34537723You just don't like the ones that do.
>Anons trying to cheer up insecure femanons again>But if im insecure, no one (especially women) gives a fuckYes im jealous
>>34537725Who? No one's ever approached me romantically
>>34537726I care anon :3
>>34537675I would find it refreshing for someon to own up to that, it is more common than it is talked about. For men the stigma seems bigger too.
>>34537685>an intelligent, sentient animalLike now? Pigs are dramatically smarter than dogs... The only thing we don't know for sure is if they have a hunch their life is going to be short. But they are definitely aware that their life is shit in the meat industry. That said, after a full life span, no competition.
>>34537675Understandable, sex makes me uncomfortable too
>>34537647Evaluate your reasons why it seems like a bad idea, ask yourself if you are willing to reconsider. If the answer is yes, see what it feels like when you get closer. If they answer is no, avoid them as much as possible, prevent a friendship or (if there already is one) cool down on it over time, let it taper off.
>>34537662>I think the white will turn yellowYou're supposed to replace them before they do.
Are most women asexual?
>>34537740No.
>>34537378What does she look like without the war paint?
>>34537735nta but me too. It really stresses me out because I am completely terrified of getting a girl pregnant. I know that using a condom signifcantly reduces the risk, but the risk isn't 0%. Even the small possiblity of pregnancy scares me a lot and it is impossible for me to relax and enjoy sex. It makes me feel so stressed out the whole time and I do not find any enjoyment in it
>>34537740Not at all. Though I do think it is not uncommon for women to only realize how much they can enjoy sex with a specific partner or at a specific age (less insecure). It is fairly common for girls to be pressured into sex before they really want to have it themselves and most young girls blame themselves if they don't love the sex they're having (apparently I don't like it) rather than realizing if they had more foreplay or the guy focused on the clit more it would have felt very differently. So in that sense I think a lot of women just have experience with sex they don't enjoy much or at all. But that's still a very different thing from not enjoying sex, period.
>>34537734>But they are definitely aware that their life is shit in the meat industry.This makes me sad
>>34537364Girlfriend roleplay audios.
>>34537740with the right man, "asexual" women are extremely sexual
>>34537745Why do you not get snipped? Then you can get tested and have it confirmed you cannot make a girl pregnant. And if you really want to I guess you can even still throw in a condom just for good measure.
>>34537676neat, what's the project? and what rpg were you thinking of playing?
>>34537740Toward the average man, yes.
>>34537324It had its heyday.
>>34537371MWhen I had my computer desk in my room, yes. But I've moved my computer desk.
>>34537724Yes , you’re right
>>34537750>Why do you not get snipped?that just seems wrong. I believe that surgery should only happen when it is medically necessary. Because surgery is more or less multination of the body, but if its required, its required. Getting snipped is not a necessary surgery. it freaks me out to even think about
How long has Elf been here for
>>34537699No, but I have been lusted after over the way I eat popsicles. It wasn't until my best friend recorded me that I knew why.
>>34537752>what's the project?I wanna try to build an 8 or 16bit cpu with an FPGA>what rpg were you thinking of playing?I'm thinking either dragon quest 11, or xenoblade 3
>>34537747I fucking know man. I don't understand how people can wax poetics about the superiority of humanity over animals when we enslave and torture them, not even out of sadism but because it's cheaper and easier, because we have no fuck to give. Where's the humanity in that? Anyone that thinks a farm animal does not have a personality or an inner world or whatever simply has never been close to one and paid real attention. I hope to see this change in my lifetime.
>>34537760Maybe a month
>>34537759I hear you but at the same time you could argue that your issues with being fertile severely limit your life. If you had any physical ailment that kept you from being able to have sex (so in practice also from being able to be in a relationship), it would be a no-brainer to get that treated with surgery right? This is assuming you either have no interest or money for, or have already tried, therapy to get the fear down...
>>34537759>surgery is more or less multinationSo is atoga.
>>34537739They're reusable
>>34537770>your issues with being fertile severely limit your life.it doesn't really limit my life, does it? I'm in good physical health and I'm fit. > If you had any physical ailment it would be a no-brainer to get that treated with surgery right?the difference is that means something is not working as it should. In my case everything works as it should.>therapy to get the fear down...I don't see how therapy could help me. They aren't going to be able to lie to me and say that it's impossible to get a girl pregnant if you're careful. Yeah I get that the risk may be low, but its not completely gone. The absolute worst thing that could possibly ever happen to me would for me to be a father. So I must avoid at all costs. A lot of men don''t want to be fathers either, but they still have sex and then end up getting a woman pregnant on accident, and then either abandon their kid or be a dead-beat dad. The smart move would be to avoid it entirely.
Women what male body parts are as attractive as female breasts?
>>34537745Eh, as they say abstinence is 100% effective. Anyway, I'm more scared of all the touching that happens during sex. I don't really like being touched, and on top of that it actually hurts (kinda like pressing on a bruise) especially on my torso and arms. My doc thinks I may have fibromyalgia but I haven't gotten tested yet
>>34536550jerk off
>>34537781thats not a body part
>>34537778Thighs. Ok, arms too.
>>34537784Says you
>>34537776>it doesn't really limit my life, does it?That is something only you can answer. For most people it would feel like a huge limitation. But not everyone likes romance or sex equally, that is true. The only thing I would add is that in your position I'd guess it would be very difficult to tell apart lack of desire from the fear and wanting to avoid that which triggers the fear.As for your second and third comment: can you acknowledge 95-99% of humanity is fine navigating the pregnancy risk and taking their preferred measures to lower the odds? You are like a germophobe arguing many surfaces just ARE a lot dirtier than people think or acknowledge. That is true, but if you are such an outlier in how much it gets to you and how much the fear prevents you from doing, it is still a you problem.
>>34537780>as they say abstinence is 100% effective.that is why i am abstient and probably will be for a very long time>I don't like being touchedI don't either. I had a gf before and it caused me a lot of stress during kissing and when she would touch my body. the first time she sucked my cock I really freaked out, the sensation spiked my stress levels and I made her stop after only a few seconds
What would you rate her design on a scale of 1-10?
I may have a date with a 9/10 tomorrow how do I bed her ladswhat are the magic words thatll make a petite japanese cutie do it for me
>>34537789Do you have any anxiety issues btw?
>>34537792wear a rolex
>>34537790M8
>>34537788>For most people it would feel like a huge limitation.most humans won't even have sex much after age 40. >As for your second and third comment: can you acknowledge 95-99% of humanity is fine navigating the pregnancy risk and taking their preferred measures to lower the odds?this applies to the West. Africa, women have like 15 kids. In muslim countries, there is not much sex happening at all. Same in India and a lot of Asian nations. The 95-99% of people you are talking about who are navigating pregnancy scares successfully are in western countries. You can't compare this to humanity.
>>34537778Hands.
What about playing RuneScape all day and masturbating to hentai? Specifically momcest, mom ntr, ntr, femboy rape, and blowjob focused hentai?
Women arent you embarrassed when people see your downblouse bra?
>>34537793duh. This is 4channel, everyone here has anxiety. I even just said I had a panic attack from getting a bj
>>34537802I dont have anxietywell not social anxiety anyway
>>34537776Get a vasectomy and shut up.
>>34537804I don't believe in body mutilation
>>34537796What do you like about her design?
>>34537762>I wanna try to build an 8 or 16bit cpu with an FPGAcool!oh! speaking of dragon quest! I played the original nes dragon quest last year, it was fun but then I played final fantasy 1 to compare the two and then started playing all the final fantasy games lol I played up until final fantasy 3 then took a break from the series.final fantasy 4 and 5 are my favorites btw
>>34537674>Could a man actually ever fall in love with me?Why would you think he couldn't?
>>34537790generic out of ten
>>34537797>most humans won't even have sex much after age 40.This is false, just seems that way because society/ads love young people (potentially) fucking and does not like to dwell on middle aged and elder people also fucking. Google "STDs nursing home" if you don't believe me.Besides, even if it were true that after forty people stopped having sex mostly, being in a relationship still means a sidekick to enjoy daily life with, someone to ask you how your day was, somebody to divide up the recurring chores like cooking, to pool finances with, to have someone to confide in when you feel hopeless about the future, to cuddle up with before falling asleep or while watching a movie. That already is a lot. >all those black and white generalizations about other countries and culturesI don't even really know what to say to this other than that it is a lot more nuanced and yes, most people in the world do have sex or at least consider sexual activity an option in the future. It is what our whole species depends upon. Lots of culturs over the course of history have tried to keep people from having sex outside of marriage etc and the main result was that a lot of people quickly got married when the woman was pregnant. Even in super conservative countries where there really is such social control and such potential consequences that premarital sex is super risky, people still get married young in part so they can start their sexual life.
>>34537661>How do we get women to love men?Eliminate rape culture.
>>34537645>How to teach a moid to make love instead of fuck violently like he's in porn?Have you tried talking to him?
>>34537572>a man who once had sex with both a 58 year old woman and her 21 year old daughter, within weeks of each other.I actually did that, although the daughter was about 27 and the mother 60.> such a sexually disgusting manWell now you're just being mean. :(
>>34537810>fucking and does not like to dwell on middle aged and elder people also fucking.not nearly as much as young people. Isolated groups of senile people living in a home may be, but not the overall masses. There is no way that you can say that elderly people have way more sex than 20 year olds. In an isolated place like a nursing home, thats fill with dementia ridden elderly people, yeah ok maybe. They don't know what planet they are on. But for average older people, no they don't. Their bodies don't function like when they were young, they don't look attractive anymore, and they don't have energy. Most do not have sex
>>34537806I like the nails, i like the hair, i like the glasses, i like the ass
>>34537685You're talking about humans aren't you
>>34537805>I don't believe in body mutilationOh, FFS, it's about as mutilating as putting two stitches in a cut. How about you stop being such a coward?
>>34537645Can you just suggest doing a session where you go slow the whole time? Or a session where you do it your way and you get on top and ride him slowly? I don't know how experienced he is, but inexperienced guys typically don't realize that faster/harder is not always better feeling or more intense. If this is the case, I think showing him a taste of it will probably be more effective than arguing the point theoretically. And he will probably get the hang of it once he has learned to appreciate it.
>>34537807I actually haven't played much dragon quests, but i played the demo for 11 some years ago and it was really good. Final fantasy 4 i also my favourite in the series! what do you like about 5? i've never played it
>>34537797>most humans won't even have sex much after age 40.
>>34537810>Besides, even if it were true that after forty people stopped having sex mostly, being in a relationship still means a sidekick to enjoy daily life with, someone to ask you how your day was, somebody to divide up the recurring chores like cooking, to pool finances with, to have someone to confide in when you feel hopeless about the future, to cuddle up with before falling asleep or while watching a movie. That already is a lot.not that anon, but couldn't he wait to start dating until hes in his 50s, after most women go through menopause and don't want sex anymore? If he waited to 50 he wouldn't have to stress about the sex part but could find everything you just mentioned.
>>34537822its surgical alteration of your body. Its not repairing a wound
>>34537808I already answered but anyway, if no one finds you attractive they don't approach you, and then they never get to know you and eventually fall in love with you
>>34537790>designShe doesn't even dress like that.Cute snake.
>>34537760Today’s my last day
Women, what is it about being called pretty that turns you on so quickly?
>>34537828How many men have you approached? Your gender spent the last 20 years telling men not to approach anyone.
>>34537817This is ridiculous to me. >Their bodies don't function like when they were young Both men and women, if they do, typically only get issues with getting wet or hard in their fifties at the soonest. There are also easy fixes for both. If your body is more stiff, it can maybe limit the positions you do or whatever, but sex does not have to be physically taxing if you don't want it to be. There are also factors that come with age like knowing better what you want, being more confident and relaxed in your body, and trusting your partner a lot more that are all quite beneficial to sexual pleasure.>they don't look attractive anymoreIt is different having sex with a person you saw age imperceptibly over the course of years compared to judging a random stranger. Most people's perception of what age is old also goes up as they get older themselves. And it is quite possible to have fantastic sex with someone you don't find visually good looking in any way, too, just by enjoying the sensations, their attitude, the shared fantasy, whatever. What IS right is that energy and time matter and I do think a given couple in their middle age is having a lot less sex than a given couple in their twenties for that reason. But that is just a matter of prioritizing and life getting in the way of doing everything you want all the time. It is not because by far most older couples find each other unsightly, and it's a far cry from simply not having sex at all.
>>34537817>not nearly as much as young peopleYou should read advice columns more. The Guardian newspaper used to have a column for sexual problems; it was regularly full of people in their 70s complaining that they weren't getting enough sex.I'm an oldfag - mid 50s - but any time my gf comes over we'll spend several hours in bed. I have a friend in her early 60s who is about to get married for the second time and is wearing her poor husband out. You really have no idea at all.
>>34537833It doesn't? The only people who've called me pretty are other women lmfao
>>34537833It's nice to be wanted
>>34537675>>34537776What drives you to post about this so often and go at it from so many angles? I don't enjoy PiV so I don't date men, and that's all there is to it.
>>34537828And why don't you approach them?
>>34537792Good luck man I know you got this
>>34537834You and your bad faith nonsense can fuck off
>>34537343It's always funny how memes like these never include obvious incels.Absolute zero self reflection by the incel who slapped it together in MS paint.
>>34537838Men feel the same btw. Just saying
>>34537826Sure, he could, but I would not dare to say much about how understanding most women in their fifties will be if a guy has no experience at all. At that age it is not a matter of "oh he's inexperienced, he might fumble a bit in bed", it's that most of their peers have already gone through a bunch of self reflection during (building) relationships or after break ups, they learned to compromise and how different people's needs are, stuff that typically makes it easier for them to have a committed and good relationship. Also personally it seems like a big sacrifice, especially as anon outlined in another post that he feels sex is for the young, really. But even if that were no factor, waiting for like twenty years is a lot if you do very much want a relationship.
>>34537840Moids are too uppity, even the ugly ones will bully girls like that
>>34537835>Both men and women, if they do, typically only get issues with getting wet or hard in their fifties at the soonestmen see a decline in T starting at 35 and it becomes steeper after age 40. Declining T increases Erectile Dysfunction. Infact today, ED is more common than ever in the 30 year old age group. Also in men, increasing age reduces penis sensitivity. For example, getting a bj at age 20 does not feel the same for a man whos age 50. At 50 the nerve endings in the penis are less sensitive.>energyYes, as you age you have less energy, Regardless of what your daily schedule is like. Which is another reason why older people have less sex. a 20 year old is full of energy and can fuck nonstop for a weekend. A 40 year old will not be able to keep up with that. its just how life works.
how to cope knowing my gf her ex was hung like a horse. she has never complained but I found for some retarded reason through a friend, I wish I never knew. feeling real inadequate >dude she never complained and is satisfied, so what?idk just hurts I guess. Fuck me
>>34537846>I would not dare to say much about how understanding most women in their fifties will be if a guy has no experience at all.But I thought you could date at any age, and the past doesn't matter? This is a serious question, not a troll post even tho i know it sounds like it
I slept, a nice 2 hour nap. Thanks to everyone who believed in me specially femanon who is looking cute as always
>>34537826>after most women go through menopause and don't want sex anymoreHave you ever met a woman in her 50s? There is often a dip in sex drive around menopause, but women in their mid to late 50s are usually hornier than they were in their 40s.
>>34537831fuck Makima
>>34537851get a second job you have too much free time to make up imaginary problems
>>34537851Get really insecure and whiny and become colder towards her and worse at sex, that'll show her
>>34537847Well, if you try that hard to avoid talking to men under any circumstances then you will have trouble finding a boyfriend; but it won't really be the men's fault.
>>34537851You're mentally cucking yourself, stop it
>>34537855So i've seen a lot of female comedians who are in their 40s-50s talk about sex and they all describe it similarly. How they could go forever and how they were always horny and wet in their 20s and 30s, but now that they are older that there are so much more logistics involved, like having to get up and get lube, and its just overall much more tiring.
women where do you like being touched?
>>34537850ED isn't an issue now we have Viagra. As for penile sensitivity, while what you say is technically true, it's not significant enough to make any practical difference. I enjoy blow jobs more now (mid 50s) than I did 30 years ago.
>>34537850Okay the more stuff you bring up the more I can see how you get to this conclusion, but I still feel it is quite exaggerated. Like when you say ED is more common than ever in the 30 year old age group - I would wager that also applies to the twenty year old age group, but in men that young erectile issues are mental issues (anxiety around sex, feeling subpar physically, fear of losing/not getting a boner that actively keeps you from getting horny) and not physical. It is most likely that they are more common now because we live in a time when guys watch more porn than ever (watching men "perform" expertly all the time with above average body and dick) just like young women have more insecurity issues than ever because they do daily scrolls through instagram models that make them feel dumpy.The nerve endings thing, idk, of course it is true and true for the whole body. But I have never (online) heard anyone say they stopped being interested in sex because it feels less good physically. If people talk about that it's reasons like (indeed) wanting to do different things with their time, or resentment in the relationship/sexual dynamic in the relationship, or missing the novelty and exciting factor that sex had when it was still new to you, or simply caring less about the whole topic of sex overall without knowing why (= probably hormonal). But I have yet to hear anyone claim it is just lackluster physically compared to what it was. It also makes no sense to me that you would really be able to compare and tell a difference that is so gradual. The energy thing is just totally true but saying older people (that have the option) have sex less often/long than young people (that have the option) for energy and practicality reasons is a wholly different message from "most older people stopped having sex altogether". The first part I don't disagree with, the second I do.
Why are ugly women manipulated so easily?
>>34537878>I enjoy blow jobs more now (mid 50s) than I did 30 years agoi bet you wish you had your 20 year old penis tho
>>34537877Nowhere, I wrote about it earlier
>>34537850>a 20 year old is full of energy and can fuck nonstop for a weekend. A 40 year old will not be able to keep up with that. its just how life works.Again, mid 50s here, and I can assure you I can.
>>34537852You are right, the past itself and what exactly happened or did not happen, does not matter (to most, I mean, some people just actively enjoy being judgmental). But what does matter is what you did with the past. I am sure that if anon lived a full life emotionally connecting with close friends, family, neighbors, coworkers etc and learning about expectations and communication styles, and as a result they are a great conversationalist, they know themselves well, they can communicate their needs, take accountability etc, if anything a woman would be shocked that he has never dated, but I would say most don't care. I was just assuming in the post, for practicality, that anon would keep on trucking and just live a fairly standard life in all respects but lacking the relationship. If you spend a few decades making small talk and banter with male friends, you are absolutely unprepared for the reality of a relationship with someone who wants to dive right in and be serious.
>>34537845Don't care
>>34537877Hips waist neck breasts legs feet
>>34537880Lifetime of mistreatment
>>34537889>Don't carewhy not?
>>34537877I love having my stomach touched the most, it is definitely my favorite. Second is throat/neck (especially soft sloppy kisses or even licking) and my armpits, but for both of those I am so sensitive that it can border on just tickling or being sensitive in a bad way, it's kind of hit or miss if it feels amazing or just makes me want to kick him off.
>>34537885>i bet you wish you had your 20 year old penis thoThere are times when I do, but that doesn't change the fact that I enjoy sex more now than I did 30 years ago. The problem with having a 20 year old penis is that you have to be 20; and 20-year-olds are dumb as shit and have no idea how to make good news of what they have. This even more true nowadays when you have a whole generation of young men who think real sex is like porn; at least I was spared that.
>>34537896>have no idea how to make good news of what they haveThat should say "no idea how to make good USE of what they have"
>>34537824I do plan on playing the rest of the dragon quest games or at least up until the third game which is apparently the best one in the series.> Final fantasy 4 i also my favourite in the series!oh nice a fellow ff4 fan!5 has great music (like most of the series desu) but also the job system is a lot of fun in that game and I personally like the villain (exdeath) a lot, you should give that game a try sometime, apparently final fantasy tactics uses the same job system, I really should try tactics one day oh here is one of my favorite songs from ff5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON8HHBX50DU
>>34537857That is my goal.
>buy chicken>it smells disgusting
>>34537877>women where do you like being touched?That depends who's doing the touching. But if it's the right person LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.
>>34537890>feetew no I'm not touching your feet
>>34537833I don't think this really does it for me compared to other things. But watching movies it definitely seems like beauty is the A and Z of what men appreciate in women, so many scenes where the guy falls in love at the first second just because she looks better ot him than other women. I think this made it the ultimate compliment for many and kind of proof that he's serious about you, that you're the real deal to him, if you can tell he finds you truly beautiful?
>>34537903Then don’t, weirdo
>>34537905oh I'm the weirdo! ok
>>34537906
>>34537851Have you considered not thinking about other men's dicks when you're in bed with you girlfriend? It's kinda gay.
>>34537851My best friend broke up with her previous bf partly because his dick was too big. They were together for about 6 months, and she never actually enjoyed PIV sex once in that time: it was awkward at best and painful at worst. Her current bf is average size and she literally won't shut up about how amazingly much better the sex is with him.
>>34537896>>34537898>and 20-year-olds are dumb as shit and have no idea how to make good news of what they have.not him but what if a man is say a virgin at 40, he would be no different than the 20 year old, except for he has a less sensitive penis, no?
>>34537851You don't even know if she was okay with his dick, maybe it played a role in them breaking up. It is no fun if you have trouble accomodating someone's size, really takes the spontaneity and passion out of sex. Also realize you just found this out now, your gf always knew and she did not just decide to choose you, but by your own admission you never felt like she was underwhelmed in any way in bed. So why would you know better than her? Maybe just accept that as a presumably straight men, you don't necessarily understand much of what women see in men or what makes sex feel good to them.
>>34537906Don't reply to aislop spammers.
>>34537913NTA but no. Most teenagers/very young people just have>a bunch of insecurities, literally uncomfortable in their own skin>a bunch of weird and black and white ideas about sex (ALL people do/like X, only sluts do Y...) >they get so excited they don't have stamina>also so excited they typically rush through everything (foreplay or the pre-foreplay: teasing, flirting, building tension) that makes sex good for the womanA forty year old man will still be a more confident, more empathetic, more patient version of his twenty year old self, even if he is still clueless about sexual skills.
>>34537913>not him but what if a man is say a virgin at 40, he would be no different than the 20 year old, except for he has a less sensitive penis, no?I don't think that's true, actually. It is partly a question of experience, obviously, but it's not only experience of sex itself that matters. The mental aspects of sex are far more important and powerful than young people realise. Things like experience of people, knowledge of yourself, confidence, patience, open-mindedness, generosity, creativity, respect, kindness, consideration, ability to communicate - these things improve with age even if you aren't fucking, and they're all important to good sex.
>>34537833I don't think anyone's ever called me pretty? Not that I haven't been complimented I just don't think I've ever gotten that specifically. Who doesn't enjoy being desired? Being complimented doesn't turn me on but it is nice.
One day we will have armour so durable that no amount of small arms will be able to penetrate it. Combine that with shields and we will be firing 50calibres like muskets.
>>34537833I get turned on when I'm relaxed and someone whom I trust touches my vagina. I don't know why men imagine they can do that with a magic word or a certain type of car or something
Can't wait to sword fight
You guys wanna talk about penises?
>>34537833When you love and desire someone, hearing that they love and desire you as well is hot. What's hard to understand about that?
>>34537936Men did you have wood this morning?
>>34537936>You guys wanna talk about penises?Really, really not.
I want to wartch Ameican Dad and Family Guy videos but I can't do it while surrounded by people. I can however type this in full view of them because they have no clue what this is
>>34537936No thanks
>>34537907???
>>34537936I have a question, where does it go when you are sitting
>>34537940yes, it was massive
>>34537931>One day we will have armour so durable that no amount of small arms will be able to penetrate it.We have that now, it's just that it's too heavy for a human to wear for any length of time. No doubt other materials will be created - graphene, etc. - but it's unlikely they'll ever be cheap enough that they can be mass-produced. So no, I don't think this will ever happen. Not to mention that weapons technology is already moving past this: from now on, combat will be more and more about drones. In Ukraine recently the Ukrainian army recently recaptured a significant amount of territory using ONLY remote-operated weapons: Russian soldiers were surrendering to drones.
Women, I’ve been practicing eye contact and I think I’m getting better at it. Are you proud of me?Alt question, should I pull the trigger and get this hat?
>>34537940>Men did you have wood this morning?Nope.>>34537947>I have a question, where does it go when you are sittingThere's a reason why men have to sit with their legs further apart than women.
>>34537947it's still there but it's soft
>>34537953>should I pull the trigger and get this hat?I'm begging you not to.
>>34537726Jealousy is a normal human experience. Will you let it cloud your entire view of everything and let it turn into a hopeless self destructive obsession, or will you see it as one feeling on one topic that only represents one aspect of who you are and give it a proportional amount of care?
>>34537955>There's a reason why men have to sit with their legs further apart than women.I sit with my legs closed though, is that not normal for a moid?
>>34537946Get a clue babe
>>34537951I can hope. My way gets less people killed
State gender. For you, what percentage of good sex is about your mental state rather than what's happening to you physically?
bees on da table bees on da table
>>34537947Its pretty much parallel to our thighs
>>34537962>I sit with my legs closed though, is that not normal for a moid?Not unless you have exceptionally small genitals.
>>34537947It settles between the buttocks
>>34537778Really nice butts>>34537851I 100% mean it, and it's not a cope, to say the big ones hurt. I could fuck a dude with 8 inches and it would probably be great, but I can guarantee I wouldn't be able to fuck him on a regular basis. I wouldn't be able to give into reckless abandon. Every time we have sex, I would need to be careful. Give me a 6 incher I can do tricks on any day.>>34537877>women where do you like being touched?With consent? Everywhere but my eyeballs.>>34537953>should I pull the trigger and get this hat?Do you have a mustache and mullet? If so, yes.>>34537965>what percentage of good sex is about your mental state rather than what's happening to you physically?I would say roughly (no pun intended) 90%. Having sex when not in the mood feels good, but it can't compare to when you're horny and have someone you can be either your most tender or most degenerate with.
>>34537964Well, you say that, but better body armour is the reason why there are so many more disabled veterans now than there used to be. Attacks that, a few decades ago, would have been fatal now merely cause loss of limbs. Progress of a sort, but....
>>34537975This reminded me of Dickbutt lmao. Haven't seen one in years
Just touched my scalp and sighed, I'm so fucking bald.If I was handsome I could shave it all off and be down with it.
>>34537938No I’m saying even if i tell it to someone I barely know it seems like it affects them on a deep psychological level
>>34537962Yes it’s normal
State genderWhat's something you're proud of doing this year?MBought make-up for myself and girly pants for the first time. I wish to be a girl because I'm tired of suffering. I'm growing out my hair next.
>>34537965FI'm not grasping how to answer this with percentages. Good sex is not possible if I'm in the wrong mood or don't physically feel good.
>>34537976>and it would probably be greatNta but nobody's ever said sex with me was great, they just tell me that their ex was bigger
>>34537948Yay PPMax>>34537955>Nope.Uh ohPp broke
>>34537982How do you know how attracted they were to you before that? Honestly, they react positively because they already find you attractive, and they're happy you feel the same way and they can stop hiding it. Being called pretty by someone she isn't attracted to is not going to suddenly change her mind.
>>34537978We will have inexpensive cybernetic prosthetics by then or be able to clone parts of out body parts and reattach them or regrow them
>>34537989Who's PPMax? Is he friends with PPSam?
>>34537985MI can't remember the last time I felt pride in anything that I've done. I'm competent and capable and that feels like the bare minimum.
>>34537991Hopefully I mean. The future is so exciting
>>34537965MAbout 1/3rd physical 2/3rds mental, and I think they strongly overlap. The physical aspect is the feel-good buttons, while the mental aspect amplifies it with meanings. Either one can create a good mood nearly on its own if it's strong enough (like a kink), but the best acts reap the benefits of both.
>>34537985FI've got nothing
>>34537985>What's something you're proud of doing this year?It's not strictly speaking a new thing this year, more of an ongoing one, but my daughter telling me that I'm a good dad makes me well up every time (in a good way).
>>34537979This used to be my wallpaper years and years ago. I found it on /wg/ and knew it would be perfect for my laptop.>>34537985>What's something you're proud of doing this year?I'm off most of my medications. No more Xanax, no more antidepressants, no more birth control, and no more sleep medications. Next up is caffeine. >>34537987>they just tell me that their ex was biggerPeople only tell this to men to hurt them. If sex with them isn't great for both of you, you just haven't found the right one yet.
I need to cultivate harland williams energy
>no one liked my diagram:(
>>34537985Losing weight. Steadily
>>34537991>We will have inexpensive cybernetic prosthetics by thenThey'll get hacked.
>>34537963ew don't call me babe
>>34538004Stop being so mean
>>34537998>People only tell this to men to hurt them.Then why has this happened with more than one woman in my life
>>34538002They will be quite mechanical. Like a clock. It will be a feat of engineering.
>>34537985Faggot you’re not a girl. You have a sacral chakra blockage that led to a false belief in your subconscious. You need spiritual healing. If you continue down this path it will only lead to more pain. t. detransitioned after 8 years hrt.
You know who you are.
>>34537985MBeen going to community college the last couple years to crank out engineering math/science credits and finished with straight A's in every calculus class, just finished calc 3 last week. Most of my life i thought i was too stupid to do anything and was basically living life under the assumption i'd one day muster the courage to eat a bullet. Ladies, it's still not too late to buy in while i'm cheap!
>>34538002"Oh no! Don't make me masturbate in public! Don't make me have a mind-numbing orgasm in front of all these people! Anything but that!"
>>34538011I can already see lawyers using this as a form of defense. He was hacked!
>>34537990>How do you know how attracted they were to you before thatI can tell almost immediately. Almost everyone is, men included. Women are terrible at hiding it.
>>34538008>a sacral chakra blockage
>>34538006>Then why has this happened with more than one woman in my lifeStop going for emotionally immature sluts. Go for mature, sophisticated sluts instead.
>>34538005ok I'll stop.
>>34538014Actually, scratch that, they are fine at hiding it I’m just so autistic that I cann pick up on the slightest cues.
>>34538014>Almost everyone is
>>34538008But did you pass as a real girl? I'm tired of life on hard mode.
>>34538005doesn't feel so good when someone is being mean to you huh?
>>34538006It's the easiest insult.It's got nothing to do with you personally it's just statistically a good choice if your goal is hurting a man's feelings.
>>34538011I mean, this is perfectly possible today, but....
>>34538021No
>>34537965F, mental state is at least 85% and probably more still. If I am horny enough I can come just from feeling my partner's body pressed up against me. If I am in a bad mental state, I won't like anything. You might as well ask what kind of delicious food I would still want to eat if I have a raging fever and am nauseous as fuck. Anything would make me puke, anything would register as disgusting. What it is does not matter.
>>34538020It’s irrelevant. Even if you do pass you will still be living an inauthentic life, your energy will still be blocked. You will never experience true bliss. Ever been on /tttt/? It’s a cesspool of misery and cope.
>>34538007There's no way an electrical device can interface with the human nervous system without a shitload of computing power handling the signalling.
>>34538008>>34538015That Indian food I ate the other day cleared the blockage in my asshole chakra. Almost as good as onions and banana juice.
>>34537962It is normal, whether or not it's socially accepted is cultural, but there is no physical issue that keeps men from sitting with their legs closed, only possible stigma that it is feminine.
Anyone else ever wake up in the morning feeling like your stomach is full of Styrofoam?
>back in elementary school >have crush on a neighbor guy >my uncle with family come to visit us >tell my cousin about that guy >she laughs at me and says he's retarded (she didn't even know him)>take a water gun>fill it with slurry>shoot at her>uncle and aunt get mad as fuck and leave>parents yell at me and ask why I did it>refuse to tell them>no leaving home outside of going to school and no using computerAnd that guy still didn't do shit, never hit on me, and in high school he got together with a class bimbo.I hate moids
Do women have an insult equal to "you have a small dick"?
>>34538029That why this is a feat of engineering!
>>34538034Parasite.The only thing that happens to me in the morning is the moment I drink/eat anything, I feel like I have to go diarrhea, but then its just normal shits
>>34538031Genitalia aside, men's hips don't work quite the same way as women's, and they tend to have a lot more thigh muscle. That affects how they sit.
>>34538035If that never happened you probably wouldn't be here. Happy ending.
>>34538036"I never loved you"That shit will stick with her forever.
>>34538036>Do women have an insult equal to "you have a small dick"?"You're fat".
>>34538036Not a literal equivalent because there is no single bodypart that women obsess over to that extent. Or well, they might obsess, but it'll be about a more personal insecurity or perceived flaw.
>>34538044Not true. A woman can always lose weight, but a dicklet can never gain inches.
>>34538046>A woman can always lose weightBut she can never feel thin enough.
>>34538040I'm sure it's not equally comfortable to all men, but where I live men typically sit with their legs apart and it has always struck me how entirely commonplace it is to see men sitting cross-legged in France, Italy, Spain etc. You can't convince me all those men have different thighs that make it work.
>>34538015It’s a real thing. Gender dysphoria is a blockage/false belief lodged so deep in your subconscious that it’s nearly impossible to overcome. I’ve experienced sacral chakra healing after detransitioning. Just because our materialist reductionist version of science can’t confirm it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
>>34538047A man can love a fat woman, even if she doesn't love herself, but a woman will never love a man with a small dick.
This is the correct timeline to follow for relationships>week 1handholding>week 4kissing>month 3making out>month 6sex>year 1living together>year 2getting a pet>year 3proposal>year 4marriage>year 5procreation>year 30kicking your children out if they're still living with youdoes /atoga/ agree?
>>34538051>a woman will never love a man with a small dickSimply not true.
>friends broke up 6 months ago>found out today he bought her a ring and at one point it was in his pocket but they had a fight like 5 minutes before he planned to pull it out Kinos for this feeling?
Alright so what I'm hearing is that if I hate a woman I should skip the insults and just pay a local crackhead to start following her around
>>34538051Ridiculous, I swear to God if men could read our minds tomorrow, the very first disappointment would be to realize just how little we care about dicks and just how few opinions we have on their specifics. If it does the job, it does the job (and the g-spot is like two inches in, not at your cervix). It's not for nothing women typically own a vibrator to masturbate with rather than a dildo, either.
>>34538052I would never kick my child out.
>>34538052>sex and living together before marriage
>>34538052No, six months is waaay too late to maybe realize you are not remotely compatible in bed. Then you'll be deep in love already and heartbroken. I also find one year pretty quick to move in together, you have not even been through the honeymoon phase yet most likely.
>>34538052>kicking your kids out for anything less than abusing drugs and refusing to stop or assaulting youWhy have them in the first place?
there is no spoon
>>34538049>Just because our materialist reductionist version of science can’t confirm it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.Uh huh.
>>34538052No
>>34538052If you don't have sex on the first or second date, they're not interested.
>>34538052>wncAre those two related
>>34538055Don't go for insults, they are unnecessary. If she tells you something, look her dead in the eye with all the animosity and coldness you can gather for her, and tell her point blank "I do not care". Or if that fits the context: "I don't like you". The exact words don't matter at all and in fact going out of your way to find a creative insult is more likely to read as pathetic. But very few people can be confronted with actual hatred for their person and not have it shake them up inside, even if it is someone they don't like either. Being calm about it only makes it worse because it will drive home that you're not angry, this is just your honest opinion on their person. Of course I want to say that feeding anger is unhealthy and will make you a more angry person over time (if not just bitter), overt hostility can make you look bad to others or give you a bad reputation, and if this person is mean to you, making her feel like shit is likely to make her meaner still. But this is the answer to your question. If you want to make them feel hated, let them feel your hate, you need nothing more.
>>34537958Opinion considered>>34537976I do have a mullet but I do not have the mustache
The only real thing proven to be unlovable as shown by femanons is a fat and balding guy
>>34538066nta but>what is the problem of other minds>what is the problem of induction
>>34538071nta but thats funny, I want the people that I despise to not like me, I'd be deeply disgusted if they liked me
>>34538073Idk Danny Devito seems to be loved but he's got a magnum dongI think it's cock size vro
G-d promised me a dorky chubby pasty titcow wife 3000 years ago
We started off young. We had our heads filled with noble ideas. Then we saw them for who they are. Now we sail to war. Vengeance shall be ours along with their riches!
>>34538075The point of the analogy is that if someone makes an unfalsifiable claim, the burden of proof is on him, not on the sceptic.
>>34538078well did he say anything about the timeline? >>34538079I'll believe it when I see it
How do I get away with getting a secondary remote tech job and outsourcing it to a pajeet or some SEAman paying them a fraction of the salary and pocketing the difference?I know this was meta a few years ago.Was the exploit already patched or can I still work this trick?
>>34538066Tranny
>>34538076I think most would agree but it is still a different thing to be conceptually fine with someone else disliking you and actually feeling their revulsion for you. A lot of young people are also very indirect so it can be shocking in itself for someone to lock eyes with you and spell it out that they find nothing to like about you, even if you wouldn't for a second have thought they liked you in the first place.
>>34538082He said if i kvetch and punch the air hard enough He'll have no choice but to yield to my will
>>34538035Sanest atoga foid
>>34538078>Those who bless Israel will be blessed with titcow jewish gfs, and those who curse Israel will be cursed with butterfaced chestlets with acne scars across their backs and chests - Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz
>>34538083whenever you try to game the system, it will someday come back to bite you in the ass you have to give a worthy sacrifice to have things worth having, in this case a sacrifice of your time and effort
>>34538075>what is the problem of other mindsReading ATOGA for any length of time does make me question whether anyone else on here is intelligent or even conscious. Was that your point?
>>34538086alright, good luck on your mission>>34538085sure, worth a try
state genderwomen, how do you cope knowing that you have to compete with women that are built like this for the same men?men, opinions on tattoos?would you date a woman with tattoos?
>>34538084>TrannyI'm a tranny because I am dubious about sacral chakra blockage being an actual thing?
Men, do you wear perfume? Which one?
>>34538058You have to figure out if they care about making you feel good during sex or if they aren't slobs and can do house chores.
>>34538094MNormal women aren't competing in the same category as women with OFsTo your question, it depends on the tattoo(s).
>>34538094MI prefer it. It lets me know they are willing to make questionable long term decisions. ie; me
>>34538094I don't compete for any man, wishing for procreation is a trap
>>34538096Davidoff cool water, Versace Pour HommeDolce and Gabanna the one for men
>>34538094MI don't really like tattoos; I'd date a woman with one but I wouldn't get tattoos and it'd be preferable that a woman without tattoos not get them>>34538096No I wear cologne and some edt thoughever
>>34538069You're a newfag if you don't know who they are.
>>34538096I’m using some generic sandalwood one but I’m looking at getting a dupe of Tom Ford Cherry or getting Kerosene Followed for the meme.
>>34538094MNo it means she'll make radical, permanent decisions on an emotional whim. For example, as a titcow enjoyer it means her likelihood to lop her cannons off because she doomscrolls thinspo tiktoks are through the roof, I know this from experience. Every non-tatted girl I ever dated was miles more feminine, sweet, and nurturing than doodlehoes and it was entirely my fault that I fumbled them, whereas the doodlehoes were just freaks no matter what i did
>>34538095Is my own personal experience not enough proof for you? I went into rem sleep while awake and meditating. I felt the neurons in my sacral chakra being rewired . It was incredible
>>34538094There are always women better looking in a myriad of ways. But ultimately in a relationship most women do not even want to be chosen for their looks primarily. Being more average looking is a good way to ensure if a man is crazy about you, it's for you and not because you perfectly fit his ideal or something. Besides youth is such a big deal for women('s beauty) that even the most stunning and perfectly formed woman can only enjoy being part of the top for a very limited number of years, then she'll have aged out of the competition for hottest anyway. So what's the point? Even if you were "the prettiest" there will soon be a day you no longer are, the sooner you come to terms with life/love/sex being about more than conventional beauty, the better.
>>34538096No, the only times women ever complimented me on my smell was when I was blatantly sweaty and stinky, so I've always rawdogged
Speaking of tattoos, I found out my virgin femcel friend who has never gone on a date has a tramp stamp. What even is reality?
>>34538103>cologneDon’t be a faggot. You know perfume and cologne are interchangeable and the only reason you prefer the term cologne is because you’re deeply closeted and afraid of your mask slipping
>>34538059compatibility is a meme. as long as you're both open minded and are willing to follow directions and learn what your partner's body likes you can make sex work with anyone.
>>34538094>men, opinions on tattoos?If done nicely, I love them.>would you date a woman with tattoos?Who wouldn't want to date a living work of art?
>>34538089Is THIS what Jewish women look like?
>>34538113If she's an actual femcel and not deliberately saving herself, it is probably because she feels like she misses out on a lot of things and she never feels sexy/hot/fun and she associated a tramp stamp with living it up.
>>34538113turns out these things aren't very reliable indicators of anything
>>34538113The mental illness precedes the cock carousel riding and tattoo getting, sometimes only one of those two ever happen, sometimes neither
>>34538090The system is meant to be gamed, the only reason there are rules in the first place is so one knows just how far they can bend something before it breaks.
>>34538094MShe exudes fuck toy energy.She would be a fun fuck, but that's it.>men, opinions on tattoos?99% of them look trashyNo
how is she so cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnwcT46qwug
Would lonely, single femanons date fat and balding guys?
>>34538122mh, sure, go ahead and try it then come back in a couple of years to tell me how it went
>>34538127You know you can just be balding instead of fat and balding, right?
>>34538115No I specified edt, I know there's lots of terms and don't know if parfum and perfume and cologne are really interchangeable like that
>>34538119>actual femcel and not deliberately saving herselfNta obviously but I feel that saving myself made me a femcel
>>34537992Maybe idunno
>>34538107>Is my own personal experience not enough proof for you?No, anon, it isn't, and if you knew as much about suggestion and confabulation as I do, it wouldn't be enough for you either. Show me an MRI, CT or PET scan image that reveals a physical structure corresponding to a chakra or a meridian line, and then we'll talk.
>>34538094MI think tattoos on a woman look cool.
>>34538126My honest to god reaction when i started that video and saw her face was EUGH WHAT THE FUCK
I’m thinking about her!
>>34538134Faggot tranny
>>34538094Her boobs hang even lower than mine why would I want them to be worse?
>>34538116>compatibility is a meme. as long as you're both open minded and are willing to follow directions and learn what your partner's body likes you can make sex work with anyone.Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This is the kind of thing that sounds plausible when you've never had sex. When you have (or rather, when you've had sex with several people) you realise how utterly absurd it is.
>>34538137you don't get it
>>34538116No it's not a meme. It is entirely possible to actively unenjoy your partner's kinks/preferences beyond not being open-minded. Apart from kinks there are also preferences for how often you want to have sex, how long you want it to last, whether you prefer fast and hard or soft and slow, whether you want lights on or off etc.>yeah but in theory you can compromise and take turnsYeah of course. In reality though, a man (for example) who loooves hard and fast, frantic, animalistic fucking, and has a partner who can only get wet enough for penetration after 20-30 minutes of slow romantic caressing, will start dreading sex with her and thinking of it as a chore or work. A woman who hates pain and has a partner she keeps having to tell to go softer and slower, will soon physically wince at the thought of letting his hands near here sensitive bits. Sexuality is a very personal topic with many emotions attached for most if not all people. This means that if things do not easily work out sexually, you get additional issues like hurt pride/ego, feelings of rejection and withdrawal, sexual shame, physical/bodily insecurities. Just because in theory there can be a practical solution for any kind of difference in likes (like alternate what you enjoy) does not mean it is always a working solution in practice (if it means both people have sex they hate every other turn...).
>>34538094>>34538125>>34538136tattoos are grosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo
>>34538094now turn her around and let's see the fupa
>>34538094>men, opinions on tattoos?>would you date a woman with tattoos?I'd prefer none, but that's becoming hard to avoid, so i don't mind a few and in spots that aren't too obvious. I hate lots of tattoos and giant pieces on the chest and other places.
>>34538127They're not *that* lonely.
>>34538129I guess that’s a No then
>>34538126She has a strong "super hot girl in the movie who plays the nerdy impopular ugly girl with huge glasses" energy.
>>34538151Just eat less and shave your head you fat fuck
>>34538153You already said no AnonTheres no need to be mean
>>34538152she does have anne hathaway in that movie energy
Fake wood dresser or fabric dresser? I'm furnishing my apartment on a budget. Fake wood has a nicer appearance but reviews show they have poor performance. Fabric dressers are more reliable and they're cheaper, but they're not as "nice."I don't want to save up for something nice because my apartment doesn't have good room to work with. So whatever I buy will be temporary (maybe a year or so?)
>>34538119>>34538120>>34538121afaik her timeline is>bullied through middle and high school>had a stalker in college that basically made her afraid of dating in general>now in her mid-20's as an EMT where she has assumed a dyke haircut to avoid being hit on by the endless hordes of homeless people she has to deal with every day>regardless of the barriers she's put up (she said it herself, referring to her hair and tattoos), she still gets hit on by her married coworkers and seems rather blackpilled towards men and relationshipsHer bending over and the tramp stamp coming out still surprised me thoughMy friends think she likes me; I think she'd be cute despite the tattoos if she grew her hair out but idk. I only know her because her coworker convinced her to start coming to our church. She sent me this short one time and it felt on the nose https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ujYh5GmFwLM
>>34538155Being nice won't improve your odds of putting the fork down and ceasing being an annoying faggot in uhtoeguh all day
>>34538156The Princess Dairies.
>>34538094Men also date down for no reason.Men can fist each other for all I care.
>>34538116Tell me your body count is less than two without telling me your body count is less than two.
>>34538159A nice femanon could fix me
>>34538160I think I am in love. She is so nerdy
>>34538094F. She's fat. I'm not.
>>34538116>>34538144Also just to add, I actually do not disagree that you can get very far as long as you are both willing and open-minded. But that you can make something of it does not mean you will end up in the same place. You can just compare it to personality compatibility between people: yeah if you are both interested, open, friendly and polite, you can have an at least pretty good conversation with just about anyone. But the chemistry you have with some people where every thing they say just delights you and makes you think of ten things to say back, where it flows effortlessly, where you feed off each other's energy and "just click", that is not something you can achieve by having the right attitude and putting in effort. It is no different with sex. And there is a BIG difference between okayish sex and really really good sex.
>>34538161>Men can fist each other for all I care.Oh, thanks! We will.
>>34538165Nobody wants a sticc woman.
>>34538158nice baitblog, didn't ask tho
>>34538157>maybe a year or soFabric for sure.
>>34538157Can you really not get something nice second hand on eBay?
>>34538141pics of didn't happen
>>34538142You're just outing yourself as a whore with poor judgement and low dating standards.
>>34538169I do
Being into chubby girls is brutal. People either give you shit for it, or try to foist their morbidly obese gal pals on you all the time. You have to develop a razor sharp sixth sense for whether her tummy and titties and ass are actually as round and juicy and smooth as they look when she's clothed or if they're trashbags full of cottage cheese before you even ask for her number or whatever.
>>34538116compatibility is not a meme but the whole point of dance is to test for sexual compatibility without engaging in intercourse. That's why dancing has always historically been a precursor to sex in relationships or considered a "mating ritual"
>>34538179It's not hard to tell, the fuck are you on about?
>>34538183It is when it's cold weather season. And you never heard of shapewear nigga?
>>34538148>but that's becoming hard to avoidIt really is. I'm even seeing 50yo hags with tattoos now. We need some type of high taxes or punishment on foids with tattoos. I fucking hate them so much, none of their tattoos look good. It's even sadder when you see a pretty girl who ruined her skin with some flower tattoo bullshit.
>>34538184You can just look at their face you mongoloid.
>>34538094Women don't really compete, a lot of them are fine with being a side piece hoping one day the man will pick them.
>>34538179>You have to develop a razor sharp sixth sense for whether her tummy and titties and ass are actually as round and juicy and smooth as they look when she's clothed or if they're trashbags full of cottage cheese before you even ask for her number or whatever.Sounds like architectural knowledge
>>34538187That's no guarantee, I've been burned by deceptively plump cheeks
>>34538173The other issue with fabric is space. They don't offer a lot of room for bulkier items like jeans. Maybe I could hang them in the closet?>>34538174I haven't checked eBay to be desu. I tried FB market place and there wasn't anything good
>>34538188>women are ok with x, except they aren't actuallyhow dumb are you? the point is that many women don't compete because they know that being picked by a guy isn't a good thing to strive for, it's a punishment, not a reward
>>34538094>how do you cope knowing that you have to competeI'm uncertain as to whether I've taken part in any type of mate competition. I try to check that the guy isn't taken and that no one else's into him. Honestly feels more like anti-competition. I also haven't seen other women compete outside of online pickmeism, I think that competing over universally desirable mates is a male thing>women that are built like this I can't tell how she's built with how far out she's put her ass>for the same men?No woman I've met likes the guys I do
>>34538179>>34538190How does she hold up?
>>34538190Yeah, because you suck at this game.
>>34538189I'm still a mere journeyman I suppose>>34538194For me, those arms are just a touch too bingo-wingy and that ass is a little too smushed upward and Y-shaped for my taste. I'm not optimistic about how she'd look topless.
>>34538196I've also taken chances on girls who looked kinda sloppy but they took their clothes off and had gravity-defying H cups so maybe it's just the gambler in me that leads me astray
>>34538144It's not about taking turns, if you're openminded and are actually attracted to them you can adapt to their wavelength. Sex is not rocket science.
>>34538179this anon is right>>34538194I'd call her fat
>>34538198I mean, if you sleep around you're only going to be able to access trashy women anyways, so they'll also have trashy bodies by default
I wanna do that thing with her where our faces get really close and I can feel her breathing on me
>>34538203Ah, I've been talking to an asspained foid this whole time
>>34538204No that's gay, you have to flip her over and ignore the hole that only women have and fuck the shitpipe that men also have in order to be a real sigma
Girls, are you sticking to your diet?
>>34538204you have bad breath though
>>34538209Can you say you really love a man if you can't stand his cancer breath?
>>34538185It sucks.
>>34538213yes
>>34538215no
>>34538208nag and I know this is bait but isn't a cinnamon roll more than 250 cals?
I hate that people call me a femboy because I sit with my legs closed, SORRY I was just trying not to bother the other passengers on the bus and I just got used to sitting like that
>>34538209I do not
>>34538218tiny penis, but the big ones hurt anyway
>>34538051>but a woman will never love a man with a small dick.I would if he let's me feminize and peg him.>>34538053>Simply not true.Tbf a man will love a woman because she is fat, but a woman will only love a man in spite of his small dick.>>34538105>Tom Ford CherryDon't. I worship Tom Ford and even I think this is a waste of money. It's not good for men, and it really only works for women when layered with another scent. >>34538178When people wonder why we like white men, please show them this video. A black man would never.>>34538208This is less than 2/3 of the calories I eat in a day.
>>34538222no, my penis is 6.9 actually, but it's not erect at all times so closing my legs is not a problem, it's all about knowing how to position your dick while sitting
>>34538223>When people wonder why we like white men, please show them this video. A black man would never.Rude, because it was a black man who posted that (my dad is white though)
>>34538223>Don't. I worship Tom Ford and even I think this is a waste of money. It's not good for men, and it really only works for women when layered with another scentRough, I’ll start off with a sampler then and proceed to draw my own conclusions afterwards. I just really like gourmand scents so I figured it would be in my wheelhouse.This does give me an excuse to pull the trigger on Tobacco Vanille though.I’m open to suggestions if you have any
>>34538223>When people wonder why we like white men, please show them this video. A black man would never.As a woman of color (i assume), what do you think it says about white women that they look at that a man like that and go "errrrrrm but like the way he opens a can of tuna gives me the ick no thanks"?
>>34538208Do this and you're gonna have loose skin forever
>>34538208>>34538231The jewess cat poster method
it's saturday which means it's time to shit
>>34538226>my dad is white thoughMixed people with white dads are usually a lot more adjusted than when they have a black dad. You're invited to the racially ambiguous cookout, anon. >>34538229I was gonna say, cherry mixes really nice with vanilla and was going to recommend this exact combo. The tobacco adds a lot of masculinity to something that would otherwise smell like a confection. Like a black forest cake with an edge.>>34538230I think they're spoiled for choice and have poor frames of reference. Either they grow up with that and take it for granted, chasing excitement over comfort, or they didn't have a good father figure and fall into a cycle of men that are bad for them. It's very seldom not the case. >>34538234Anon, I think you should be shitting more than once a week.
Men on ATOGA be like:«“Women, would giving her a heartfelt letter, flowers, my soul, and 8 months of >>34538231emotional labor change her mind?”»Meanwhile the answer is always:«“No. She likes the tall coworker who said ‘hey’ once.”»This board is just emotionally dehydrated dudes trying to min-max female attraction while refusing to accept that being neurotic is less attractive than being unemployed but confident.Women don’t want your manifesto, anon.They want you to stop typing like a Victorian ghost.
>>34538235>Anon, I think you should be shitting more than once a week.nta but I only shit once a week, why is this bad?
You guys remember when islamic nasheeds were popular? I played them on purpose to troll my older brother then my snitch brother told my parents and they got really upset with me kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFS2u4ZlXxI
I saw this video but I do count my calories, what gives?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH6LFYHvD5g
>>34538223>When people wonder why we like white men, please show them this video. A black man would neverDo you like white men actions or white tall men actions? Because that video seems Instagram engineered lol
>>34538238We are all crabposters and this thread is a bucket
>>34538238It's true though
>>34538238>emotionally dehydratedNice meme. Women are the most emotionally scarred after having casual sex dozens of times and dumping their boyfriends dozens of times.
>>34538208You cannot achieve the perfect female bodytype with this diet
>>34538242nasheeds are passebyzantine chants are inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ72DPKi8Tk
>>34538240get better bait
>>34538235I’m happy to see that my intuition for fragrances is not broken. Thanks anon
ATOGA is basically average men slowly discovering that effort and desirability are not the same thing.“Work on yourself” really just means:“Become acceptable enough to maybe be considered later.”Bleak.
>>34538250This girl isn't even fat, she just has meat
>>34538238Regrettably, esteemed Anon, I come here not for advice but to type like a Victorian ghost. That is to say, old chap, that I fear you've fallen for my trap and it is time for me to haunt you. Now, I will admit that my old bones aren't what they used to be, har har, but I can do this like a poltergeist and shake your shit or I can make spooky noises outside of your window and cast strange shadows into your room. Which shall it be for thee?
>>34538250Niggas will wax about "perfect body types" and post drawings
>>34538258You shut the fuck up about my slutwife Teto you slanderous pig
>>34538249>>34538248>>34538246I literally just gave this thread to chatgpt and told it to write a bait comment lol
>>34538240If that's the way it's always been, I don't think it's bad. But if it's an irregularity, it could be a number of things. I usually poop once a day, and I can only imagine what my movements would be like if it only happened once a week. Like pushing a roll of quarters through a lifesaver gummy.How much do you eat in a week?>>34538244You might be miscounting. Most people are usually off by a few hundred calories.>>34538245Height is not a contributing factor here. I don't even like tall men. Shit hurts my neck to look at them.>>34538253You're welcome. Scents and fragrances are one of my fixation. I love smelling stuff/people.
>>34538262It wasn't very good
>>34538255Yeah.>bro just work hard for 10-15 years and then when you're balding and your dick doesn't work MAYBE a hot single mother will want you!
>>34538258this
>>34538265>How much do you eat in a week?I have one meal a day
>>34538265>I love smelling stuff/peoplentacock?
Hope you're doing well over there. No rush to reply — just wanted to say I enjoyed our time together.
>>34538262>I literally just blah blah blah blahNobody asked, though.
>>34538273thanks vagueGPT
>>34538258Well 2D is superior after all
>>34538268She's hotStill, weight is generally a good way to see if the chick is fat or not. Most 200lbs women will be kinda fat
>>34538273>—You can't make this shit up.
>>34538277Bet you want 2 d in your asshole faggot
>>34538208I would die. My worst days I get at least 600 calories.
>>34538268She's very tall. That's the only reason.
>>34538258
If your fat ass is still shoveling in 600 calories a day and can't go without for even a little bit, don't worry, you don't actually have an ED
>>34538244Yellow girl is cute
>>34538282>She's very tall.Yes, that's a feature of my preferred body type
>>34538284My BMI is 18 idk why you think you're talking to valk
>>34538283Fat hoe does she have an onlyfans
>>34538278What about if I'm 115lbs and 5'3"?
>>34538268Uppies >>34538270Depends how recently washed it is. Sweaty dick is one thing, but I'm not about to huff on dick cheese.>>34538284Stop gatekeeping mental illness. It's not a good look.
>>34538288Yes.
>>34538289You should be 75lbs at that height
>>34538291Wow this shit is kinda ass
Would Indian-American women ever want to have sex with me as a kind of Jew-y white-ish man?
>>34538235>Anon, I think you should be shitting more than once a week.Amazon warehouse employees aren't allowed to
>>34538283This is disgusting and unappealing. A mid fat bitch being confident enough to post a video like that is a sign of peak hypergamy.
The whole world is conspiring to stop me from having sex, they needed to get everyone in on it because I'm too powerful.
Women, what flavor of lotion should men be using?I figure it should be unscented but if they had to use a scented lotion what flavor do you want them using.
>>34538302Thats how important it is that you don't procreate.
>>34538283I wanna put her ankles by her ears
>>34538301Suit yourself, more fat women for me.
>can't keep a job>can't get another job>can't even shave properlyfuck my life I'm such a failure :(((
State GenderWhat recession indicators are (You) currently seeing?
I ask myself question likeCan I see myself being with this girland I think I've come to realize that I think I don't mind having sex with any girl, but I genuinely can't see myself falling in love.rip
>>34538307NoDefinitelyDefinitelyYesMaybe
>>34538240>I only shit once a week, why is this bad?You're reabsorbing toxins through the rectum.
ladies,would you have a problem if your potential bf would always have to take pills 2 hours before sex?
>>34538322What are you taking that takes 2 hours to kick in?
>>34538322You have to specify what pills.
>>34538323>>34538324usually tramadol+viagra
>>34538322I assume I might have to deal with it with any guy when he gets older so no I guess it's not a dealbreaker.
>>34538328Why do you need to take tramadol before sex?
>>34538337because otherwise I will blast in 10 seconds which is definitely not satisfying for me and for her probably as well
>>34538283That bitch pregnant
How hard would it be to fix a woman like this?
Girls how often you fantasize about being limbless and be used as onahole for one night?
>>34538352never
>>34538347You're taking tramadol to treat PE? Did a doctor prescribe this?
I finally got a job and am no longer a NEET. Holy fuck what an accomplishment.
>>34538351Pretty easy with a sawzall
>>34538364What's the job?
>>34538352This feels so targeted that I'm actually scared.
>>34538355>Chapter 6: We Don't Go To Ravenholm
>>34538352I've always wondered what makes someone into gore and dismembered women desu, most other fetishes make sense but this one I can't follow
>>34538367Being a ticket taker. It's nothing fancy, but beggars can't be choosers.
>>34538322F. 2 hours is quite a while? With my boyfriend I normally only have to wait 25 minutes after he takes a pill. I'm guessing sex for you requires a lot of planning?
>>34538372NTA, it's just the natural end point for generally violent smut that includes the use of force to remove agency from the victim character.
Gimme dat oushy gushy pussy
WomenHow much foreplay Is too little/too much
>>34538380As someone who has to actively foster a desire for anything beyond a lot of really vigorous but ultimately romantic sex, thanks. I never would've figured that one out on my own because I don't think that way.
>>34538322>would you have a problem if your potential bf would always have to take pills 2 hours before sex?What I am hearing is "two hours of foreplay," and that's never a bad thing.>>34538382>How much foreplay>Is too littleDepends how horny I am.>too muchNo such thing.
>>34538382If he's hard and I want his dick, any amount of waiting is too much.
>>34538364Me too anon! I’m proud for us. We are taking small steps but they are progress nonetheless
Literally I could have any girl I wanted
>>34538385It's definitely a product of having too much time spent thinking about sexual fantasies, usually informed by too much exposure to internet smut. I hate how much I enjoy reading some things like that, so I just try to avoid it. I can pretend I'm not mentally ill if it never comes up.
>>34538380>natural end pointI’m not too sure about that…You are probably just a hop, skip, and a jump away from necrophilia
>>34538391Me too, if only I were bold enough to approach and not be a shy autistic faggot
>>34538394I absolutely hate snuff. The thing that makes the most gruesome stories palatable to me is when they have happy endings. Same with nonsexual awful stuff like horror movies.
>>34538397>hates snuff>limbless onaholeYou see how there might be some confusion
>>34538372NTAI might have an interesting perspective on this as I'm a woman who likes guro art, but not in a sexual manner. And I can really only summarize my interest in it as similar to liking heavy metal music, it helps rid me of negative emotions that I'm feeling. It's
>>34538397>happy endingsLike what
>>34538395Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right
Either genderHow big of a red flag is it if someone only reads romantic material (poetry and stories, but it's literally all about love)? No sex, it's not smut
>>34538400You can lose limbs and not die, you know. Especially in fiction where you can write off the possibility of short term and long term consequences.
>>34538402It's oddly soothing. Fuck I forgot to finish my point.
>>34538406Minor red flag. Could be nothing.
>>34538403Depends on the type of smut. Usually it's just the self insert character surviving and falling in love with the monster or whatever. Something permanently good coming out of something acutely bad is usually good enough for me to not feel bad after a story.
>>34538406FI fail to see how that's a red flag at all. So he likes romance? So what?
>>34538414It makes him crazy in the head
I wish men were capable of love and affection without demanding sex. It's gotten so bad that they unironically believe you can't love someone without having sex with them. What happened to pure love?
>>34538421Gr8b8
>>34538421Every single person in your entire lineage had sex.To denounce sex is to denounce your entire existence and admit that you are a creation vanity and lust.
>>34538414It's basically consuming slop literarily
>>34538421it still exists, but seldomly in romantic relationships maybe find a friend or a mentor instead
>>34538421I wish men were capable of respecting women. I would be much more willing to sleep with them.
>>34538425nta but sex can happen without lust, sex can be pure, the way most people want sex isn't pure at all, it's deeply tainted but that doesn't mean all sex is by default, it's just sadly most of it
>>34538424Case in point>>34538425I'm okay with having sex only for having kids, but no more after that nor before marriage.
>>34538432Oh no, not lust! Anything but lust! Grow up, man.
>>34538436yes, I know that when you are used to eating rotten flesh, even maggots can taste like ambrosia in comparison
>women don't hate sex they just hate it with you haha lmao virgin
>>34538421I think that both men and women can feel that way, but it's not the norm for either sex. Don't make it a man thing exclusively to be horny and conflate love and physical intimacy.
>>34538421Why don't you like sex?
Wormen, do wife guys give you the ick or a sense of fakeness?
>>34538444Define wife guys.
I'm an inceloid but I fantasize more about cuddling and cooking for a gf than having sex.
>>34538451Low t
>>34538451Only good moid ITT
>>34538451Katara belonged with Zuko
Women whats something about you/your past that you'd never tell a partner
>>34538458that I can switch on 100% cold and calculating mode when the situation requires it
>>34538458I don't think there's anything I'd NEVER tell. There are tons of things I'd rather not bring up without a reason, though.
>>34538451Unfortunately that's part of why you're an incel, women really really really really hate men who crave them emotionally the way corpos hate having to pay their employees
>>34538460We all know this about all of you foids already dummy
Girls, take care of yourselves and don’t die from diabetes please
>>34538466it's one thing to suspect it and to still have doubts and seeing it with your own eyes, it's better for me if a man still is on the fence about wether or not I truly have that in me or not
>>34538447You know, like John Mulaney before the divorce
>>34538458That my ex was shit in bed
>>34538468yes sir
>>34538468I try. But I find I'm starving myself too often for dumb reasons. At least that's better than snacking, right?
>>34538208Hell noI ate mediterranean sloppa today.
>>34538469Yes, we know, women like manipulating gullible simp retards
Stop letting BV create threadsI keep filtering them
I want to cry.
https://youtube.com/shorts/y-UzVvldTpkIt do be like that sometimes
Some people call BlueValkyrie washed up. I think it's more accurate to call her 'beached'
>>34538473JH moment
I heard about the sort of things your boyfriend did with his professor, and that you did with your brother.It all sounds very Ancient Greek.
>>34538444>>34538470Nta, but absolutely performative. You can always tell the difference between guys like him and guys like Nick Offerman and Ryan Gosling. On that same note, fuck Elliott Morgan.
>>34538480I didn't even mean starving myself for THAT. I meant literally forgetting to eat or skipping a meal because I thought I was going to eat later but didn't.
>>34538471Why would you hide that
>>34538479Lol
>>34538468>Dies of complications of diabetes from an organ transplantWhat does this have to do with health? She obviously didn't have type 2 fatass diabetes.
>>34538255For some moids it is too late to work on anything. You developed your frontal lobe and still act autistic? That is your fault for not seeking help in a timely manor.
>>34538451Why do you hate women?
>timely manor
>>34538456Race traitor hoe, imagine sleeping with the dude who killed your tribe
There used to be this lad down at the pub who would say a lot of conspiracy theories, but then one day he done disappeared and no one ever seen him again.Do you think they got him? Maybe he was on to something, yeah?
>>34538494>he doesn't want a punctual homePhilistine.
>>34538484He can't know that I'd tolerate orgasmless sex, and living in fear of a hung sex god would keep him from thinking he is one
>>34538489I got diagnosed as autismal when I was 6 years old and it led to my parents forcing me to see a child psychiatrist who drugged me on opioids and raped me up the ass. When I tried to tell them, they said I was just acting out because of my autism.
>>34538489I'd love to live in a timely manor, that sounds whimsical
>>34538500It is rather funny that philistine is an insult and good samaritan is a compliment
>>34538496They're ALL biologically hard-wired to do precisely that thoughbeit
MenWhat's the absolute highest body count a woman could have before you wouldn't date/marry her?What about just for sex?
I just wanna dick down a 20 yr old college girl and cum inside of her. I know people may not like to hear it but men want to breed women. We need it. The hatred for men must come to an end.
>>34538482To be clear are you saying Nick Offerman and Ryan Gosling are more genuine in their love of their wives or that they are of the same ilk as John Mulaney.>Elliot MorganJesus Christ there’s a name I haven’t heard in fucking years. I wasn’t particularly fond of the guy but why fuck him
>>34538497he got zapped
>>34538501How evil
Met a girl through an online community very shortly before we were having an in-person event. We’d had limited interactions online but they went extremely well, starts dming me asking for my insta etc, so I knew she was interested before we met. Because of the big group dynamics the in person interactions just didn’t feel right. Flirting and sexual tension lasts the weekend but we also just never had the chance to get over the awkwardness of meeting for the first time either. Eventually she got fed up and ducked me the last few hours of the weekend. I didn’t chase and we said our goodbyes at the end. Had it on good authority from many others at the event that she was into me.We’ve ignored each other in text channels ever since. Eventually I decided to break the silence after 3 weeks as I had a pretty decent reason to do so. She gave literally instant replies to me when I messaged her. Only had a short conversation before I left her on read, I still don’t really know where we stand so I didn’t want to push too hard.That was last week, and we haven’t spoken since then. How recoverable is it from here?
Do snowbunny GFs exist?
>>34538508Date/marry? Ehhhh like 3Just for sex? Like 5 but I don't do hookups anymoreMostly because I'm not interested in much older than 22. If you can't figure your needs out and pick your husband on your 3rd try you're made for the streets
>>34538506You think Good Samaritan pussy is real
>>34538514not
>>34538310Homeless people with signs about gas prices on the side of the road. The preachers on the street corners too. Moids preferring to interract with prostitutes instead of dating or going out to socialize.
>interract
>>34538518NTASamaritans are a real group of people who exist if that's what you're wondering about. There's less than 1000 of them and they all live in Israel and the West Bank, but Good Samaritan pussy is in fact, real.
>>34538310People are wearing those pants with straps and chains and shite on them again, always precedes a bad economy
>>34538509Where is the love? You don't care about women as people, just a hole that can make your dick feel good.
>>34538351I'm thinking of getting my bars tomorrow. And then ordering my entire matching ear jewelry set.
>>34538522Not what I meant. But damn imagine being part of an ethnic group with under 1000 people in it.
>>34538364>>34538375GG
>>34538525I saw a FINE baddie at walmart earlier with her man. I woulda fucked the SHIT out of her. She was wearing a tanktop and you could see her knockers. She looked to be around 25 or so. I needed that. And her man looked mid af. But I bet she smokes cigarettes. I live in the middle of nowhere and all the hot girls use some kind of substance.
>>34538351>fixThere's nothin wrong with her, ye daft cunt
Chat, should I go to the former monastery and pick the lock to the attic? I want to see whats up there.
>>34538382I don't mind making out for 2 hours.
Why are male fantasies so disgusting?
>>34538468And recharge your energy crystals.
>>34538533>Men are willfully pretending that degenerate hentai doesn't exist again
>>34538406That's the best kind.
>>34538533Well the fact that image implies that the man fucks his child is pretty disgusting
>>34538513What's evil is men using people's honesty and goodwill against them>is sex very important to you?>huh? not really i guess, what's important is that we love one another>ok, i'll never put effort into pleasuring you, and additionally i will beg and nag and pressure you into doing anal and deepthroat every night from now on since it looks like your standards and self esteem are lacking
>>345385201 probably a fair indicator2 I always thought preachers on street corners yelling about the end of the world coming was a sign of a good economy because it meant that nigga had free time to do his hobbies3 I feel like this one is negligible and you’re just bitter about sex workers. Sex workers not getting business is actually a bad sign cause it means people are allocating funds elsewhere, instead of more frivolous purchases>>34538523>early 2000’s era fashion >2008 recession You might be onto something
>>34538476No~
Making male loner moves today.
>>34538509Stick your dick in a blender and breed the robots, uncivilized ape.
Cities are actually the best places to live in theory but are ultimately pretty bad. The vast majority of them here in the USA smell like actual shit. The fact that people tout NYC as a great place to live is proof to me, at least, that human beings are fucking retarded. It smells like an actual sewer EVERYWHERE. How is that a good place to live? I went there merely to sight-see and I was just like why am I even here it's miserable.It also doesn't help that the people there are actually just mean as shit. And I mean I probably would be too if I was a literal wage slave. You have to realize that NYC has one of the highest COL in the world. Imagine being a slave to capitalism in the literal heart of capitalism. When I was there granola bars were unironically $10 LMAO.
>>34538549>human beings are fucking retardedYou're just realizing this
Men, would you crochet a perfect gf?We can crochet a perfect bf.We have the technology.
>>34538549I used to live in LA and the streets literally smelled like piss on the daily.Also parking is hell.
>>34538147?
>>34538552Looks creepy.
>>34538549I never liked big cities anywhere.... besides the smell, it's just too noisy and packed with all kinds of people. I prefer small towns/villages. If I ever get a good amount of money, I'd like to explore countries like Scotland/Ireland (the very rural areas).Vegas, Rome, Paris, New York? Hell no... maybe 1-2 hours max.
>>34538554awooga
>>34538556What are you going to explore in a rural town? Some old diner? A fucking cornfield?
>>34538562Your pussy
>>34538549You don't have to live in a gigantic anthill in some shithole, just pick a regularly sized clean low crime city where there's parks and hobby facilities and a mall and a healthcare centre and your workplace and uni within a 15 minute walk or bike/train ride
>>34538562yes.and nature.
>>34538549It's "a great place to live" if you value convenience over anything else and can't drive.>>34538562Literally yes. I would rather look at trees.
>>34538496>dude who killed your tribeZuko didn't kill anyone. He actively fought against senseless killing and war. The scar on his face is proof of that.>>34538510>are you saying Nick Offerman and Ryan Gosling are more genuine in their love of their wivesYes, it's silent adoration. They don't need to constantly talk about how much they love their wife to disguise some ugly aspect of themselves, like Tom Cruise.>but why fuck himHe John Mulaney'd his wife. Cheated on her, asked for a divorce, and then treated her like shit amidst and after the divorce. Sad that Grace was the one who got cancer and not him.>>34538515>Do snowbunny GFs exist?Yes, but 9/10 are white trash and fatherless>>34538568That reminds me of that episode of Over the Garden Wall where everyone in the town was actually just a skeleton in disguise.
>>34538554muh neuron activation
>>34538554too much ass
>>34538501corn-fed, Moid hands.
>>34538562nta but my bumfuck shit town has an abandoned sugar factory me and the boys used to trespass
>>34538567>regularly sized cityDefine please and provide examples
>>34538572>Over the Garden WallDef, haha.
>>34538572>Mulaney cheated on his wifeI never heard about this.I thought it was his crippling cocaine problem that did it. You can imagine my surprise hearing Elliot “mulaney’d” his wife but yeah that sounds pretty shitty of Elliott to do. He was always my least favorite host on sourcefed
>>34538581Man makes the child. Woman just keeps it safe for a while.
>>34538579was it haunted?Any ayy lmaos?
>>34538515Yeah my gf sleeps with black guys
>>34538554extremely attractive lady but i doubt you are her. truly attractive women don't post on this shithole.
>>34538592That’s a common rumor about the factory. I’ve heard noises and stuff but I chalk that up to it being a fucking old abandoned building. No conclusive evidence of any haunting.Despite my town being in the desert and relatively near an air force base I haven’t seen any ayy lmao sightings or heard of any from my friends.
>>34538501Small dick?
>>34538508Probably 3-5
>>34538579>>34538599Why do you completely change your writing style?
>>34538581This happening would just annoy me because I'd still be hungry.My hunger > honry
>>34538604That’s just how I be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34538584Bratislava, Slovakia and Harrisburg, United States are examples of normal sized cities.
This is no longer theoretical.It is very real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLkpwFs8Fs
>>34538591Men make children and then men rape children. It's fucked up, I know.
>>34538613>those shouldersDefinitely a tranny
>>34538578You don't think men's effort levels commonly drop to whatever they can get away with?>>34538600Which one? Dick size does fuck all for enjoyment, the reason a new bf should think my ex was hung is because men are obsessed with dicks and define themselves through dick size and will put a shitton more effort in if they fear their peanits volume is insufficient
>>34538622How big do you say your ex is?
>>34538622shut up, you racist turd.
This nigga crispy
>>34538608Weirdo.
>>34538628Racist? Is her ex a dindu?
You live in a place called Das Scheiß Sloß. What do you have to say for yourself?
>>34538627I think he said 16 cm. Why's it matter?>>34538628What on earth is racist about anything I've said?
>>34538597how retarded do you have to be to think that the guy posting that image was her?
>its been a weekstill cant believe he's goneI've been crying like a retard the entire day
She has pooped and pissed on my face. And now she wants to be my slave master and my bride. But not before she has ritualistically sodomised you with her strap on dildo in a wicked act of erotic witchcraft.
>>34538637I say "Je suis une Pizza" then do a 360 and walk away.
>>34538639>retarded do you have to beHe's probably a paki
>>34538634If that makes me weird then so be it. I also do it to keep anons on their toes and so it’s harder to identify me from post to post.
>>34538642Sorry, bro. Don't feel ashamed for grieving.
>>34538639It's a standard male mating strategy, men will literally keep screaming "AAAH BOOBARS WE HAVE THE SEX NOW" at faceless profiles even if you keep repeating "I'm not female and I don't live near your location"
>>34538555She looks so happy
>>34538638>What on earth is racist about anything I've said?Anon, you don't understand, FBI crime statistics show that black on black crime is common, so you aren't allowed to criticize non-black men.
>>34538647>I also do it to keep anons on their toes and so it’s harder to identify me from post to post.That's probably why he's annoyed.
>>34538649
A young nigga gon be gettin his own place in 6 monthsA young nigga gon rock the bed with some bad bitches in his own place in 6 monthsA young nigga gon bust a nut and then play some vidya afterOther niggas be triflin
Women, have you ever had a miscarriage?
>>34538638>I think he said 16 cm. Why's it matter?Bro is intimidated by 16cm?
>>34538650Wtf is that thing
A mentally sick and diseased man has moved to your village. He must be shunned and chased away!
>>34538649>every man is torontopajeet
>>34538662A life sized boyfriend. With a yarn penis.
>>34538589It's not been confirmed, but John went to rehab, got his own place, and then asked for a divorce. Then IMMEDIATELY got with Olivia Munn and knocked her up. The fucking disrespect of telling your wife you don't want kids while she supports you through your addiction for years, only to get clean and immediately get another woman pregnant is abhorrent.>He was always my least favorite host on sourcefedHe was my favorite, which is why it bothered me so much. Joe would never.>>34538657THIS is one of the many styles of an artist,Hard it may be, but not my hardestJust a portion, cup of salty water in the oceanRocking it was the notion, it seems I needed a potion
>>34538665I mean whatever that thing beside the sock puppet is
>>34538658This picture is actually heartbreaking
>>34538657Probably beats taking sluts to your car
>>34538654>so called pattern recognizers when the pattern is atypical
>>34538658If I have it was within the first 3 weeks of a missed period and wasn't noticeable.
I have literally taken to cooking and eating the cockroaches and spiders that live in my trailer as pests so that I can avoid spending money on food.
>>34538647>on their toesHnnnggg you said toes. Sexy, sexy! Sexy toes on sexy feet!
>>34538664something about pasty white/pink women drives men MAD (in a good way).
>>34538675How do you cook them?
male hips...male love handles..need
>>34538675um... you should probably go see a doctor/health specialist.That, or quarantine yourself from everyone.
>>34538682they sell sextoy male torsos on amazon just for faggots like u, anon
>>34538678I put oil in a frying pan and when I catch a cockroach I throw it on to the pan. Other times I will incinerate them in the microwave.
Question for anyone, I've 2/3 down, I know how to make women feel comfortable, and I can make them laugh on autopilot. What I don't know is how to express sexual interest, while the feeling isn't as intense as it used to be, I still would hate to come off as a creep
>>34538677Sounds like a busty ginger.
>>34538684im not a faggoti want the warmth of a real man
>>34538668That's a woman
>>34538686Literally just say that you find her hot. You're a man, women expect that and honestly are flattered when you say it. As long as you actually put in the work to be attractive.
>>34538676Just so we’re clear. I am a dude and you are having homoerotic thoughts.
Women do you have to poop
>>34538665>yarn penis.Ew
>>34538685That's gross. Does snap not provide enough?
>>34538693Not right now no
>>34538688Put it in warm water for a while
>>34538693No, I literally just pooped a few minutes ago.
>>34538702am i not worthy of a real man?
>>34538701Tell me when you do
Femanons, did Chad treat you out for Lunch today, or yesterday?
>>34538706I don't think I willIdk what you want but I'm getting a bad vibe
>>34538655I luv Israel woman, bold and beautiful
>>34538710I wanna ft you when you do
>>34538709>lunchHe probably treated them to a pounding.
>>34538693Nope, just shat on the toilet.
>>34538709i dont think ive ever seen a chad irlthey r rare
>>34538709No>>34538712>ft>apple userGross
I wanna be her sword and shield
>>34538666I have too much bias for John look at this objectively but judging from the timeline it does seem fishy and an all around dick move. He didn’t even finalize the divorce til 2022 meanwhile he had his son with munn in 2021
>>34538717You should come see me, babe.
>>34538704Clearly not if you're posting about it on here
>>34538692Doesn't matter. I'm feet bisexual! I always get erections when I look at FEET!
>>34538723it seems today is one of those days where the moids are being mean again
My nickname in prison was Booty Slayer. I lost count of the men I anally devastated in the slammer.
>>34538715You're supposed to shit IN the toilet, silly foid.
>>34538709I cooked for him today, actually. And then he fingerfucked me on the couch and even offered to do the laundry afterwards.
>hanging out with my dad at his place>Mom's at work, so it's just me and the old man>I decide to prank everyone by texting the family group chat that Dad had a sudden heart attack while I was there and is dead now (he doesn't have a history of heart problems)>everyone is really upset>my sister has a severe panic attack and had to be hospitalized overnight>now everyone is mad at me, my dad includedI thought it was a funny joke>your gender>do you think my family was being gay and overreacting
>>34538722Sar
>>34538730And you just shat the bed.
>>34538730Her uncontrolled diarrhea from her diet tends to be difficult to aim
>>34538734MYeah you fucked up, should have told them your dad came out as gay.
>>34538730Dumb moid can't even see my humor of scottish accenting sat.
>>34538734FWhat the fuck is wrong with you you absolute retard.
>>34538739That’s way funnier
Hey nerds is Jujutsu Kaisen worth it or nah? I’m at the point where the buff dude and the dyke are meeting the idol and I’m still not really into it.
>>34538647yeah we know you're a narcissist
>>34538734MWhy is every frogposter like this
>>34538745there's so much media out there, if you ain't feeling it after a few episodes just drop it.You can always go back with "fresh eyes".It's like people forcing themselves to play games or watch a movie.. just move on, and if you really are keen, try again way later.
>Dude, looks aren't that important, women like personalityPut yourself on the other side's shoes: who the FUCK dates based on personality?As long as she isn't a golddigger or a psychopath, I don't give a fuck. If I wanted someone I could relate to and who has the same interests as me I would date a DUDE.
>>34538749Just looking for a new show. I try to give everything a few episodes but this shit feels like every other anime ever.
Women, have your boobs ever grown after the age of 20?Like a sudden growth spurt?
>>34538754>Women, have your boobs ever grown after the age of 20?>Like a sudden growth spurt?Not sure. I'm just bra frauding
>>34538745>dykeWho?
>>34538751Looks, personality, height, body type and race/ethnicity matter... no matter what anyone anyways.Which one matters "the most" is splitting hairs, it really depends on the other person.
>>34538756Boooo hiss
>>34538756You have no idea how disappointing that shit is for a guy.
To be fair I use shoe lifts
>>34538753put it back in your "backlog" list.Move on to something else (old or new).
>>34538757The one that hangs out with the buff guy and was threatening to fuck the new girl with a revolver
>>34538754Yeah, when I got fat during COVID
I don't have a big bulge so I just tuck and wear a large packer desu
>>34538751Looks are not important once the woman finds you attractive enough to give you a chance to entertain her.
>>34538756B-cups are perfectly fine.
ascending is realizing sex never mattered. it feels good but is equally painful.
>>34538756>bra fraudingI'm the anon who asked the question and I don't actually know what that is.
>>34538768NTAOh no the horror, people like interesting people. How awful and shallow. People should just love boring blanks of wood for human beings.
>>34538763Oh okay I know who you’re talking about now. Personally I’d stick it out until buff dude meets the MC then you can decide whether you wanna finish the series or not.I’m a manga reader so I don’t know how good the anime is but I hear great things about it. The real shit happens in season 2 but I can understand not wanting to get there if it hasn’t hooked you yet
>>34538721Their son was born in November of that year, meaning she was knocked up in February or March. Meanwhile John and Anna didn't separate until May. FUCK HIM>>34538728I used to think going to a women's prison would be like being a kid in a candy store until I saw just how ugly most of those bitches are.>>34538734I would beat the fuck out of my brother if he pulled something like that.>>34538754>have your boobs ever grown after the age of 20?Yes, but mostly because my weight was fluctuating a lot.>>34538770>but is equally painful.You're telling on yourself again.
>>34538768>Looks are not important once the woman finds you attractiveGuh????
>>34538768>>34538778OP hereMost people ARE boring planks of woods when it comes to personality, and when they are not they are labelled as autistic and weirdos.
>>34538754No. My tits stopped growing pretty early.
>>34538778Explains why no one loves you
>>34538771A girl that wears a bra bigger than she should so the cups make her boobs look bigger.
>>34538783This is why you avoid ugly people, because they have terrible personalities
>>34538709Yes. But dinner and games
>>34538786Never heard of that being called "bra frauding". lolWhat do you go from what?
>>34538787The fact normies unironically think like this irl is depressing.
>>34538783Dating apps are just for pumps and dumps of course people will care more about looks there, women know this but they call these interactions 'situationships' to not come off as absolute sluts.
>>34538789>gamesPlayed with you?
Bra-fraudsis's should team up with the bulge-posers's and genital-mog people until they're so horny they fuck each other
Is this a problem?
>>34538783>Muh bullshit OKCupid statisticsYup, not worth taking you seriously. Boring autists deserve to die alone.
Moids. Brad Pitt was 40 when he filmed Troy. What's your excuse?
>>34538806I'm short and ugly and lazy
>>34538806Muh Chad of course. Why put in effort when Muh Chad exists?
Women would you date a guy who's bones you can knock on
Women, were you happy when you grew? Are you happy with where you stopped growing?I mean height, obviously. I don't know what else you were thinking of.
>>34538806I don’t have a personal trainer, access to steroids, dietician, and the only expectation of me to be to work out religiously for a couple months.I have to juggle a “real” job in between all the workouts
>>34538803All of the education system from kindergarten to college is just daycare (for both genders, btw).Doctorates actually requires a brain, which filters 99% of the population. But then again, if you are in your 30s and still slaving yourself away instead of making money passively you are a retard. A smart retard, but still a retard.
>>34538811That sounds like a wild ride, Mr. Bones.
>>34538806There are a million things wrong with me.No amount of Divine Intervention will save me.
Coward
You have feasted upon fried chicken. When you was specifically told not to!What is, wrong with you?
>>34538815Nta
>>34538814NTAI don't really buy doctorates being that great given the amount of PHD carrying doctors who will happily prescribe things that are terrible for health if their superiors tell them too.
>>34538814Doctorates don't require a brain, they just require a lot of hard work and 3-6 years of focus on a project that may not even be seen as all that relevant by the outside world.
>>34538806I'm not Brad Pitt, are you?
>>34538797i wish i had big boobs..
>>34538823PhDs don't write prescriptions, you're thinking of MDs. DNPs can also write prescriptions. But I can't imagine a Religious Studies professor with a PhD deciding what types of psych meds you ought to take.
>>34538754Yeah, but I overhauled and have been taking beef pills for nearly a year, plus grassfed milk for like 5 months. My band size has not changed, just my boobs.
Even if I were Brad Pitt, hypergamy means that being Brad Pitt don't impress women much.
>>34538826B-cups are perfectly fine!
To be fair you have to be a dumb sack of shit to waste your time on a PhD in the first place
>>34538830>>34538809Holy shit I'm good at predicting responses.
>>34538813>muh personal trainer and muh personalized dietLiterally just ask chatgpt
>>34538828Beef pills?
>>34538830>anon can't keep his cuck fetish in check even when he's trying to fantasize about being Brad Pitt
>>34538828Band size please
>>34538837Lmfao
