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I love flat women
>>34534005I love fat men
>>34534018Are you flat?
I’m literally her
This is the most attractive fictional character that you'll see this week.
>>34534019yes sir
>>34534022wife material
>>34534021Lol, her nipples are pointing to the ground.
Asian women are ____
>>34534020Proof?
>>34534021Generic goonbait character number 2234
>>34534026just like all other women
>>34534026Flat. They need more boobies
After seeing a big clit normal women are ruined for me
>>34534029>Age beautifully >Fewer sweat glands than other races>Tight>Pale/Paleish skin>Higher IQ>More educated>Shorter = Cuter>Not materialisticThey are something else entirely.
I’m a prop god uses for stupid games
>>34534033lol
Who do I glow up like this?
>>34534038*how
>>34534038You can start by not being male
Asians are overrated*marries a japanese woman*
>>34534033>Not materialistic>t. midwestern retard that's interacted with one asian woman in his life
>>34534034I'm his favorite punchline
Either gender idc:I just want to get over my ex. We didn't date long, but she cheated, so I broke up with her. I've dated other girls and fucked other girls to try and fill the void and hopefully overwrite the memory of her, but she's still there. I mean, shit, we didn't even date for that long. I've been to therapy and talked about it so much there. I've gone to the gym and lost weight. Is it the fucking tism I have that keeps me fixated? I want this to stop. I want to move on so I can live healthily. I'm so fucking tired. What do I do?
Asian women have the most inflated value in the sexual marketplace
i miss my wife, myao :(
>>34534043The ones in the west are not true asians, they are filthy Americans.
>>34534044I’m his punching bag
How do I cope with AI doing most of my job because my manager will get pissed that I'm moving too slow otherwise? I feel my soul leaving my body at the end of every week
>>34534032Sounds a little gay anon
*loses weight just to spite the fat fetishist anon*
Every man dreams of having this.
WHY do you hate Makima?
>>34534047nigga you are pathetic
fat fetishist anon is literally a fat gay man
>>34534050I'm the little brother who he grabs and makes me punch myself
I was gonna post a picture of myself to get brutalized by the foids (it builds character) but I think they're asleep and it's just gay man hours
How do I not get too excited and cum really fast when I'm giving a woman a good dickin'
>>34534059i thought it was a skinny gay maneither way it's definitely a man
>>34534063Just coom in her pussy
I asked my friend if he wanted to come to India with me for just a 5-day trip. I even offered to pay for his ticket and accommodation, and he reacted like I was asking him to descend into hell itself. Wtf?
Really sick of the Twitter right wing grift where they’re like “yeah we’re actually all normal and healthy and happy”So cringe
>>34534067That's what everyone says retard
>>34534068Yeah and it’s annoying. “Oooh my name is 1488CUNNYKILLER and I actually have two beautiful daughters!”Sure you do faggot
>Match with girl on dating app>Neat, I rarely get matches>Takes a day or two respond but gives lengthy replies and compliments me so it's whatever>Ask for a date>Away for a week, but she wants to move to instagram and keep talking>Give her my details>Follows me, I follow request back 30 minutes later>Literally nothing for just over a week>Suddenly texts me asking how I am last night>Still following me but hasn't accepted my request to follow backI'm very confused on what her signals are. Can any anons with insight on dating and/or the feminine way of thinking help me out here??
>>34534069Stop being obsessed with retards on the internet
>>34534072Is it really obsession if it passes by in like 10 minutes
>>34534073When you're bringing it into completely unrelated spaces for no reason yeah it is
>>34534069The sad thing is that he actually does and he is diddling them.
>>34534063Breev nigga breev
I suffer in silence
>>34534079AAAAAAAAAH
>>34534075The reason being I wanted to externalize it Like a retarded child
Women how would you feel if after years of trying and miscarriages you finally had a child and then he got struck by a drunk driver and killed
>>34534085I wish this pain and worse upon every human existing now and hereafter
Why do modern women expect jesters?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778438805654759.mp4
>>34534085This is part of why I won't have kids. I'd kms.
>>34534033>genetically doom your offspring>asian women are famous for not having sex after marriage>they might age better than others but at the cost of being ugly from the start>being shorter isnt a bonus
>>34534091Damn and I thought I was trashy.She could have moved her dinner out of the way, turned on a light, and waited for her phone to charge a little first. She takes pictures like a man.
sarge x gary canadian showdown
>>34534091Cool bulge
>>34534100Thats her massive bush.
>>34534098Who the hell is sarge
>>34534100It's lumpy it's reading bush to me
>>34534090>genetically doom your offspringhuh?
>>34534106If she ever needs an organ transplant shes fucked
>>34534107Ntaexplain? I'm curious.
>>34534106notice how yellowfeverfags always post mixed women as an example of ''good genes''also posting olympians is a moot point. How many non-mixed people win gold at the olympics?
>>34534108ASK GROK FOR FUCKS SAKE
Left or right?
>>34534111Idk what this is but I'm going with left
>>34534112Same character, different timelines
>>34534091Saars are never going to recover from this
>>34534114Is that the bitch from the ninja turtles
I don't know what the secrets of the world are.But I hope they exist.Secrets that can save me.What do I not know that would make me happy?
>>34534113He's some shit entj made up he doesn't actually exist
>>34534109The post is literally replying to someone saying mixed-race offspring are doomed. Are you dyslexic or just stupid?
>>34534120yeah, he was replying to me faggotif you are White, you are dooming your kidsimagine having a wasian son, he's fucking done from day 1>oh but the girls are cuteok weirdo, have fun raising a cute girl for some other dude to fuck and to give her his last name.marrying an asian woman is like shooting yourself in the foot. And they arent even attractive to begin with
>>34534121Does your bitch ever ask about your screencaps
>>34534110What do I even Google "why can't Asian people get organ transplants" lmao I wanted clarification.
>>34534131Good lordMaybe yall are good for each other. Why tf you going on Hinge
Would you judge your friend for dating a fat girl?
WomenAfrican Tradhusband or European NEEThusband?
>>34534113it's just entj schizoposting
Do indians really have a poop festival? Or is it it troll?
>>34534133Only if her face is also ugly.
>>34534054>tfw my gf is has a birthday and dinner party this weekend so I have to spend my entire weekend posting here with you faggots I just learnt how to reset my IP on both iPhone and PC you're all fucked now
>>34534134They have food?
>>34534130ntamixed people have a much harder time getting any sort of organ transplant because they're incompatible. Not even their own parents can donate organs for their own children because of this.Basically the hospital has to find a donor that has a very specific genetic makeup for it to work. And thats extremely difficult because donated organs are already hard to get
>>34534137Nigga that shit is gonna detonate your relationship especially if she’s a phone looker
>34534145dont reply to me, shitdick
>>34534142what if I'm already mixedIs my best option to marry someone who's basically either my dad's or mom's race?
Women, if you had a free pass and you could put your hand in any man’s pants and grab his penis, who would it be?Men if you had a free pass and you could put your hand in any woman’s pants and finger her vagina, who would it be?Also gender, would you have sex with someone you find repulsive if it allowed you to have sex with someone you fantasize about?
>>34534151does it have to be someone i know/ have access to irl? or can it be a celebrity?
>>34534151> Men if you had a free pass and you could put your hand in any woman’s pants and finger her vagina, who would it be?>herFor the memes
>>34534154Anyone in the world, of course it’s more entertaining to us if you answer with a celebrity, because at least we’ll know eho that is.
>>34534154>>34534157in that case i'd choose the handsome british man from that one tv weird tv show
>>34534159Which one?
>>34534066He probably didn't want to die taking a shit on a high speed moving train
>>34534151F, my husband, and no.
>>34534117... six hours have passed since I posted that?How?It doesn't feel like that long.I'm scared now.
>>34534162raisin boy from utopia
You're not going to kill me.I'm scared but I have faith. I don't know what to do.
Women do you prefer it from behind or frontMen do you prefer to hit it from behind or front
>>34534166Where is Jessica Hyde?
>>34534169Hit it from behind
>>34534168As long as you recycle I won’t vote to make it legal to vote to kill you
>gf is awake Ah fuck theres goes my peace and quiet
>>34534166Raisin Boy over Lee? Really? I don't get women.
>>34534174Why are you all dating people you don't actually like
>>34534169M, in front to give her pleasure, from behind to take control or get myself off.
>>34534175lee was just evil to be evilat least arby was the way he was due to reasons outside of his control, he's a victim too :c
>>34534169FBehind
>>34534174How did you get this picture of me
I wanna thank the atoga anon who advised me to play Wuchang. It's been a blast
ATOGA femanon in front ATOGA male in back
>>34534181I have dirt on every single one of you just waiting for the next retard to piss me off
>>34534182
>>34534187Whatchu got on me? I'm curious
>>34534182She's too thicc for combat. Femanons, lose weight if you want to be ready.
Two girls numbers in one night
Pic related is from a YouGov survey 4 years ago, but I don't think things have improved much since. (Link: https://yougov.com/en-gb/articles/40941-orgasm-gap-61-men-only-30-women-say-they-orgasm-ev ).Subheadings include:> The orgasm gap: men are more likely to always orgasm than women, and lesbian women are more likely to do so than straight women> Those with female sexual partners seem to be overestimating how often they bring their partners to climaxAnd I particularly like this bit:> As well as overestimating their partners’ pleasure, straight men also seem to be overclaiming on their sexual variety. Two thirds (67%) say they always or mostly include clitoral stimulation when having sex with their partner (seventeen points higher than the number of straight women who say that this occurs), and 33% saying the same of giving oral sex (13pts higher than straight women say is the case).Men, do you have anything to say in your defence?
>>34534071>I follow request back 30 minutes laterShe gained a new follower. Congratulations for becoming a follower!
>>34534190Don't be boring firstly
>>34534193>67>33>13kek
>>34534193How can sexual variety be overclaimed by average men? This has got to be a troll.
>>34534169>Men do you prefer to hit it from behind or frontCowgirl is my favourite. I guess that counts as front? Anyway, I want to see her face.
>>34534195I have a very rich inner world, I'm just very selective about the people who get to see it
>>34534169I want my back to be fused to the mattress by the time we finish
>>34534142Interesting, that makes sense except for the parent thing.
>>34534189what are you tryna say
>>34534151My ex that I'm still fucking, and no. >>34534169Ffront
>>34534200Just becasue autism is a romantic trait you don't have to make it your entire personality
>>34534194She didn't though she never accepted his request to follow her
>>34534163This image is fake. There are no toilets in India.
Either gender, when is the last time you cried and why?
>>34534193>Breaking news people lieWow thank you retard
>>34534214Myesterdayand the day before and before. I'll probably cry again todaymy bird is gone
>>34534214MThree weeks ago? I was listening to the ODST soundtrack and it reminded me of my brother
>>34534214Welcome back toronotpjaseet did you finally give up in the /r9k thread?
>>34534151>Men if you had a free pass and you could put your hand in any woman’s pants and finger her vagina, who would it be?Someone who would enjoy it. Which at this point pretty much means my gf and no one else in the world. Unless we're imagining a situation in which every woman in the world somehow magically becomes attracted to me and enthusiastic about it, in which case Melania Trump - in front of her husband.>Also gender, would you have sex with someone you find repulsive if it allowed you to have sex with someone you fantasize about?What the fuck? No.
>>34534214Everyday when I look in the mirror.
>>34534133>Would you judge your friend for dating a fat girl?M. No.
>>34534214>Either gender, when is the last time you cried and why?M. The last time I really broke down and wept uncontrollably was when my cat died.
>>34534198>How can sexual variety be overclaimed by average men?They claim they do clitoral stimulation much more often than they actually do.
>>34534230Why don't they do it? It's like the cheat code.
>>34534026>Asian women are ____Fetishised to an uncomfortable degree.
>>34534230Well yes, they get to do clitoral stimulation maybe once every two or three years, while women get lots of sexual variety from simply changing, rotating, dumping their boyfriends during that same timespan.
>gets bullied off /ATOGA/>gets bullied off /r9k Is there anywhere you haven't run away crying like a little bitch pajeet lmao
Women, why don't you like emotional men?
>>34534106I don't care about whatever you're talking about but death to traitors death to communists
>>34534238There's too much of anything.
Women, I am 31 this year and trying to dress better. Is this aesthetic okay or will it make me look like I'm trying too hard?
>>34534045>What do I do?Stop thinking about her. Therapy can be useful to help understand trauma, but if you're constantly talking about someone then you're constantly thinking about her. You're not going to forget her that way, and the feelings will stay fresh.Any time you catch yourself thinking about her, immediately distract yourself. Never go to a place you went with her. Delete every message you ever exchanged with her. Block her everywhere so you don't stumble across on her social media. Sell or throw away everything you possess that reminds you of her. You need to treat her like an addiction you're trying to quit.
>>34534214this retarded coomer sent me his feet. made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes. why do men do this?
>>34534244You asked to see his feet?
>Dreamt a guy sucked me offOh fuck.
>>34534244terrible censoring youd be able to see the user even if u didnt forget to censor the bottom one
>>34534247no
>>34534235I'll rephrase: they claim that, of the sex that they are having, a much higher percentage involves clitoral stimulation than is actually the case.
>>34534244Anon is crashing out so hard he doesn't care if he goes to jail for doxxing someones personal information
>>34534232>Why don't they do it? It's like the cheat code.I know, right? How lazy and/or selfish would you have to be?
>>34534249oops my mistake >_<probs deleted anyways from my arr nine kay days
>>34534238>Women, why don't you like emotional men?The emotional man is getting married to a hot girl 8 years younger than him. I'm not sure that supports your hypothesis.
>>34534244lmfao thats entj
>>34534258still has more hair than your bald ass
>>34534261um hes a war hero, ok?
Find a flaw
>>34534261He thinks posting an AI generated image of brown feet totally won't stop me from posting his real name and address ITT lmao
Men, would you date this woman? (Yes, she was born female, before you ask).
>>34534265man, he's such a lolcow
>>34534266>Find a flawShe's not real.
>>34534264You don't even know what I look like kek I literally have your real name and address thanks to my discord community lmao
>>34534268No, because I don't think she would respect a lanky guy.
I love BPD girls actuallyThe lovebomb seems to be the only way I get aroused
>>34534273>No, because I don't think she would respect a lanky guy.Assume, for the sake of argument, that she's interested.
>>34534275OK then sure.
>>34534268nopeNot because of her muscles, but because her face is super puffy.
Thanks to Canadian privacy laws, I can now send an anonymous tip the Toronto police notifying them of local online criminal activity i.e. doxxing and persons possessing private information
>>34534268Was this posted by a male
>>34534268I just know she'd treat me right
>menthe first thing you look when you see a (beautiful) woman?>womenwhat would you want men to notice first?
>>34534294M.Tits and ass.
>>34534294The first place anyone of any gender looks when they see someone for the first time is the eyes.
>>34534251Okay, believe all women.
>>34534294mher beautiful soul
>>34534294Fnothing! dont look at me w ur filthy eyes! ew ew ew
Who is your favorite Yugioh character?
>>34534306>2022Bro has been patiently waiting over 4 years to post screenshots with absolutely no context, sad lonely life of a dalit shitskin
>>34534309What's the context?
>>34534294MEyes and smile
>>34534308MJaden
>>34534214FI asked if I could use priority at the supermarket cashier and people just stared at me in silence. I'm 8 months pregnant. Just lowered my head and cried like a little bitch.
>>34534310No idea but I've been watching him crashing out for the last 3 hours this shit is so going in my next YT upload lmao
Either gender, when is the last time you felt rattled and why?
>>34534321MEvery morning.
>>34534214Mdad died, well, he died a year ago but still, I think about him from time to time and I cried alone in my bed last week
>>34534316is the father still around?
>>34534323Sorry, anon. I have no idea how I'll cope when my parents pass.
>>34534321F2 teenagers robbed a store in my main street in broad daylight, and one felt the need to beat the crap out of the 80 year old lady at the counter despite him having brought a gun.Who the fuck wraps their hands around an elderly woman's neck when you can just intimidate her with a gun instead? So much unnecessary bullshit.
>>34534324Yes, of course. This was one of the few times I went to the supermarket alone because it was after a pregnancy appointment that he couldn't come to (his workplace isn't the best at allowing him time to come with me all the time).
>>34534316what
>>34534330What do you need me to explain better, anon?
>>34534321Last Saturday because a moid was ignoring me out of spite
>>34534051You have become middle management.
>>34534332what do you mean priority
>>34534333What did you do?
>>34534335In my country, all supermarkets have a sign to give priority to pregnant women, people carrying small children, physically impaired people, or very frail elderly.
>>34534205How often do you two fuck?
>>34534336Not let him rub my arm
>>34534248Bro, that's gay.
>>34534169FPronebone is the ultimate yes for me.
>>34534090Hapas are hot anon
>>34534339Oh, that's the guy you have a crush on but won't tell him?
>>34534343Yup, that's me. How embarrassing.
>>34534341>ProneboneNTA. I'm always worried I'm going to crush her.
>>34534345And now he's sad because he thinks you don't reciprocate his crush, lol.
>>34534347Also NTA, please crush me
>>34534321>Either gender, when is the last time you felt rattled and why?M. As an oldfag, I was genuinely rattled when they repealed Roe v Wade. It was one of those comfortable certainties: "No, no, not even the United States could ever be *that* dumb." Finding out that actually they can was alarming.
>>34534351Why are you such a giga lib
>>34534348You think he's sad? I'm scared he's still mad at me. Guess I'll find out in a couple of days
>>34534347That's really hot to me
Ok so next time do I just leave work to go fuck or just play it slow and hope the interest is still there later
>>34534350But you'll die?
>>34534355What?
>>34534352This is 4chan, his response to RvW being overturned was probably "oh no, more niggers!".
>>34534353Are you sure he was mad?
>>34534169MI prefer missionary, I could suck her titsbut gf prefers pronebone, she cums easily from this
>>34534354>>34534350So the crushing is kind of the point?
>>34534357Basically two different girls invited me over but they wanted it right then and there instead of waiting after workI’m trying to inflate my body count
>>34534361Feeling completely dominated and "covered" is.Also it's a "protective" sort of domination.
>>34534359No
>>34534337I see. A lot of people are stuck in their own bubbles and smartphones these days. I tried to tell a woman in her 40s to move out the way because one old woman (maybe in her 70s or even 80s) was using the guard rail to walk and I got the fluoride stare from her. The older woman just went past her but the 40s hag was still faced into her phone.
He got rangebanned kek
>>34534367>I tried to tell a woman in her 40s to move out the way because one old woman (maybe in her 70s or even 80s) was using the guard rail to walk and I got the fluoride stare from her.Fucking people man...Many also like, actively pretend not to see "the problem" they should be aware of.
>Giving priority to a foid carrying another man's creampieLol.
try better bait
>>34534373Antisocial psychopath take
>>34534373Why are you being edgy? It's a good thing if a woman has children.
nose stuffedthroat sorevoice gravely coughing FUCK, I'm getting sick! No!
>>34534376>>34534378Not my problem.
have you played any friendslop games before?you knowR.E.P.OLethal companyPEAKSuper battle golfgames like that
>>34534381Does Ready or Not count?
>>34534091Jesus christ they are so ugly
>>34534373What have I missed?
>>34534384Man upset that a pregnant woman is frail, implication that we shouldn't protect pregnant women, etc...
>>34534091>Jeet hottieJeet hotties exist.That's not one of them.
>>34534362No pussy is worth getting fired over
>>34534386They are by far the most unattractive race male and/or female
>>34534380NTA. If you have a pension it is.
>>34534380Look, I hate women as much as anyone, but pregnant women have always been incredibly nice to me. They shouldn't get the same treatment as sluts who get abortions or are on birth control.
>>34534091>man sees woman in underwear>matches with herOh gee, I wonder why relationships aren't lasting long!
>>34534385So, just incel things.>>34534381I have played countless coop games.None of the ones you mentioned though.
>>34534388I agree, but hot jeetas exist. The one anon posted is not a hot one.
>>34534381MLovers in a dangerous spacetime
>>34534391Because women upload pictures of themselves in underwear?
>>34534389>He thinks I, a zoomer, will get a pension from the stateI'm saving money on my own.>>34534390Foids don't treat me well, I return the favor. Doubly so when they willingly incapacitate themselves.
im so touch starved im considering going up to a random guy in public and just asking him for a hug, dude better agree to it or i'll be crushed
>>34534395That's half of it. The other part is being delulu enough to think that someone who posts slutty pictures online will make a great partner.
>>34534395>>34534400Indian women should be wearing a hijab instead of posting their bodies online for strangers to fuck
>>34534399Are you a guy? You might get gaybashed.
>>34534387Not even life ruining BPD pussy? Blonde fat ass slut pussy?You’re right
>34534397You know you need to be 18 to post here right?
>>34534402no im female
>>34534400>will make a great partner.I don't think the OP wanted anything but plunge his cock inside her.
>>34534406Right now, yes. But we all know damn well he's gonna come here and post about how Women(trademarked) wronged him.
>>34534406Pajeetas are sluts for the BWC
>>34534397>will get a pension from the stateNot all pensions are Gov. Regardless, you need someone to buy your stocks/crypto/whatever for more than you paid.>Foids don't treat me well, I return the favorYou're not as valuable to society.
>>34534399How old are you?
>>34534406>>34534408Tell her you'll colonize her and feel her become wet as October.
>>34534410early 20s
>>34534400Fair enough
>>34534409>Regardless, you need someone to buy your stocks/crypto/whatever for more than you paid.... yes? Obviously?>You're not as valuable to society.And they're not valuable to me. Give up the priority seat, hun.
>>34534399Make sure you shower first, and wear clean clothes and deodorant.
>>34534407That's a mental issue regardless of who he dates.Better this way than fucking up somebody in a relationship.>>34534413That's a bit young for already being touch starved...Do you have any family or friends you could ask for a hug?
>>34534415>yes? ObviouslySo who's going to be buying your assets, retard?>>34534415>And they're not valuable to me.Reproduction is objectively valuable to society.
>>34534415NTA but this is kinda proving points I don't wish to be true about how men think.I don't think people like you are a majority though. You're certainly the type of man moms warn their daughters about.
>>34534421He's dumb, but ultimately harmless.
>>34534408>tfw always seem to wake up to BWC talk
>>34534416check, check, and check>>34534417i could ask my dad and he'd give me one no proble but thats not what im looking for, your family is supposed to like you no matter what
>>34534423Not as harmless if he's gonna scream at pregnant women on the bus about needing pregnant seats lol
>>34534424The JH has landed
>>34534425You want a hug from me?
>>34534426He's too timid to do anything like that. He's the seethe silently type.
>>34534420>So who's going to be buying your assets, retard?Richer individuals.>Reproduction is objectively valuable to society.Ans I'm less valuable to society. Therefore, returning the favor, they are less valuable to me.>>34534421Well start defending yourself then from the big bad boogeyman (me). Pepperspray me or something.
>>34534427Technically I haven't taken off yet. Lazy morning.
>>34534429Yeah that seems about right, actually.>>34534430>Pepperspray me or something.I certainly would but I'm kinda debating you even leave your room for more than 20 minutes at a time.
>>34534305>Men: "We're so awesome and skilled at sex.">Women: "Erm... not really?">Men: "Pffft. Like we should believe women."On a scale of 1 to 10, how much cope is involved here?
Hearing how it's going with my ADHD cousin and her young baby makes me think neurodivergent people shouldn't have kids.
>>34534437usually they're the type of crowd that doesn't want kids
>>34534433I go to the office 3 days a week.I could be right next to you. Scary, isn't it?
>>34534420>Reproduction is objectively valuable to society.In many situations it is objectively damaging to society. When you were born, for example.
>>34534430>Richer individualsThe correct answer is the next generation. If you struggle with a concept that simple, you're not going to make much money.>Ans I'm less valuable to society. Therefore, returning the favor, they are less valuable to me.See above.
State gender and what I should cook today.
>>34534401>Indian women should be wearing a hijab instead of posting their bodies online for strangers to fuckWhat kind of deranged logic is this?
>>34534440I'll make sure I queef in your general direction if I see you
>>34534444F. Lobster rolls.
>>34534441Ohhh, rekt!Now, do you have any arguments?
>>34534439Yeah she didn't either, yet here we are. Apparently she wanted to abort but her dad and aunt talked her into having it.
>>34534444>State gender and what I should cook today.M. Choose your own main course, but this what you want for dessert: https://www.seriouseats.com/best-dark-chocolate-ice-cream-recipe
>>34534440>I go to the office 3 days a week>part time job
>>34534444MGumbo
>>34534452It's called a wfh arrangement, retard.
>>34534450That is... Extremely sad...I'm hoping the child doesn't end up being taken away or something. But best case scenario would be the kid being raised by her dad or aunt.
>>34534448>Now, do you have any arguments?You *are* my argument.
>>34534294MHer hair, then her face, then her boobs, then her ass/waistline. If it is an eye contact situation then eyes first (and I'm not going to size someone up if they are looking at me obv)If from behind then remove face and boobs.
>>34534428if i say yes does this mean we'll now be in a committed long distance relationship ?
>>34534454NTA, technically you're on a hybrid arrangement if you're not doing part time. Which is pretty cucked if you ask me.t. someone working fully remote
>>34534454Why do they need you in the office 3 days a week? To scold you for your jeet code?
>>34534456I thought not.
>>34534461Just how the company works. And no, usually I spend the in-office time course correcting the jeets who get fucking Microsoft Copilot to write all their code.
>>34534459Meh. If I'm given a choice between a woman staying at home wearing a hijab, and a woman posting her body online because she wants to have sex with me, my preference is for the latter.
I spent two weeks in a mental facility so that I could be treated for my chronic masturbation. I was involuntarily committed for harming myself by tugging the pole.
>>34534308MYugi is a normie answer but he is 100% my favorite, Atem specifically. Kaiba is great.Duke Devlin is also a favorite for his lean into Dungeon Dice Monsters, his outfit, and personality.Chaz it upYusei and Jack Atlas are great.I liked Yuto and Yugo from Arc-V as well as Sora.If you mean "Favorite" character, then Dark Side of Dimensions Tea.
>>34534455Social services are already involved. She's in a residential facility for young mothers but she's not bonding with the child at all and seems to be biding her time to run off with her deadbeat boyfriend that she met when she was already pregnant.
>>34534465They built your country, chud.
>>34534465I bet it's financial services.
>>34534381Regularly with my group of friends, they are fun.Ultimate Chicken Horse is the best of them IMO, but Lethal Company is the best of the "Extraction Friendslop" mini-genre
You are entirely self-taught in your pedophilia expertise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0QU0ER78Rw
>>34534470Still crying and seething like a little bitch Torontopajeet?
>>34534106>t.
>>34534469What a fucking mess... What were her dad and aunt thinking??When you try and force someone to have a baby, it's very unlikely they'll become a good mom magically... Especially not with ADHD and shit.I'm sorry anon, this is such a shit situation. Is there any way to keep contact with the child in the case they get re-homed to a stranger?
>>34534470No no, they're rebuilding it into an outhouse. Soon the neocons will be in power and import more.>>34534471Orchestration layer for embedded shit that will end up on oil platforms and in mining. Not joking. Start investing in whatever companies clean up oil spills, in 30 years they will be printing money.
My first action as president of the United States will be the banning of the number 7 from 1-10 rating scales, effective globally and immediately.
>>34534462Well, you know, it's a given that a great many people besides yourself do not actually make any net positive contribution to society. So it's therefore also a given that the reproductive process that created *those* people is *not* objectively valuable to society. That you're apparently too stupid to understand what I'm saying doesn't exactly disprove my point - rather the opposite, in fact.
>>34534475You portrayed him as a zoijak, that means you're based and he's cringe.
>>34534476Is murdering the child the answer to their parent not wanting them? I'd rather be abandoned than dead.
>>34534481She shouldn't have been pushed to carry the baby to term to begin with. I don't really care for this politicized debate bullshit. Realistically it would have been better for everyone involved if she hadn't carried on with a pregnancy she didn't want just so a child could be abandoned.Hell, it would have been better if people actually wore fucking protection. I don't get why so many people are so irresponsible with this shit. Both her and the father.
>>34534482I find it very macabre that society has relegated murdering babies to being "a political topic " in the same sphere as immigration and taxes. >it would have been better for everyone involved if she hadn't carried on with a pregnancy she didn't want just so a child could be abandoned.Except for the dead child of course.>it would have been better if people actually wore fucking protection.I fully agree.
>>34534476>Is there any way to keep contact with the child in the case they get re-homed to a stranger?Other family member are already making arrangements so the baby should stay in the family. It was never going to be a good situation, my cousin was adopted into the family herself because her birth parents couldn't raise her, and her adoptive mother was abusive, she's dead now. Her adoptive mother was a tyrant who controlled her whole life so she never learned to take care of herself, when she died my cousin just went off the rails.
The term "cock carousel" seems to have died out. Or have I just managed to miss it for years?
This pussy hunger is very annoying
>>34534484>Except for the dead child of course.I know, and it's not like I'm insensitive to it... I'm 8 months pregnant. When I found out you could abort at 4-5 months I was already pretty shocked because I could already feel my daughter moving at that time, and giving me some kicks and stretches.When I mention abortion as a solution I don't say it as something simple or "correct". It's more like, this is a child that is going to likely be passed by foster family to foster family like many adopted kids are, and will one day grow up to learn how unwanted they were. It's not setting them up for a good life... I really think the best case scenario for this kid is to stay with her dad or aunt (the people who were enthusiastic about having a new member of the family).
>>34534481I'd rather have died as a child than have regularly been made into a free use sex pin cushion by my stepfather's homosexual theatre troupe. But we can't all be winners.
>>34534422
Why does this (video related) seem to always be the result of making new friends for me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhI_qYOacw
>>34534479>job creation is beneficial to the economy >a good economy is beneficial for society>porn is a job, and porn is bad for society>you can't argue that job creation is beneficialAnon, everyone is aware that some deadbeats exist. You're not doing what you think you're doing by pointing that out. Think of it like this: insufficient reproduction = society dies.Sufficient reproduction including some "bad apples" = society continues.
>>34534492Are you Jim Carrey or Matthew Broderick in this analogy?
>>34534487Cock hunger is probably worse.
>>34534496Matthew BroderickAny time someone tries to be friends with me they get weirdly clingy, pyscho, or obsessive, or expect me to listen to their most deranged and crazy shit
>>34534436I don't pretend to be skilled at sex. The last time I heard guys bragging about being sex gods was in highschool and they were actually virgins.Women are the ones coping when after having sex at least once every few months, if not once per week, starting from their late teens into adulthood, complain and blame men for all sorts of things despite men having practically 5% of the chances compared to them.
>>34534497Much easier to fulfill, being real
>>34534500Hell no.
>>34534482>>34534481Every ancient culture ever studied practiced some form of infanticide. Usually as a means of reducing the burden on the poor that a malformed child would cause. Lots of other species engage in similar behaviors. It's not pretty, but it's nature.
>>34534501Yeah I guess a guy using his dick properly is harder to get but actually getting to the fucking is harder
>>34534489That sounds awful, but you are evidently still around so there must be something worth sticking around for despite terrible circumstance. And who's to say you won't find fulfillment in the future that at the very least made moving past that worth something? >>34534488But even foster hopping is a better fate than death. Society should pursue solutions to these problems that don't involve killing babies like better foster environments and better contraception accessibility. And it isn't a personal attack on you, I just think it is very strange how common the idea of "Well if we killed a baby it would solve the issue" has become. >>34534502Precedence does not give justification on its own and we, as conscious beings capable of critical thinking, have the ability to rise above our "nature" to engage in a moral life. There is a host of practices "every ancient culture ever studied practiced some form of" that we would agree are immoral.
>>34534459Sauce on bottom middle, she looks hot.
>>34534502And it's not like the parents of the child are happy about it. It's an extremely hard decision to make.People act as if the blue haired activists who like to shout that they're happy about killing babies are the actual parents of children they had to abort.t. >>34534488
>>34534506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhubCtp-DISurprisingly not as hot as she looks in the thumbnail.
>>34534507>It's an extremely hard decision to make.It's not the 70s anymore, I think most people just accept it as a fact of life and don't agonize over it.
>>34534505She was defintley left disabled after this stunt
My moid's twitter feed is full of cosplayers and gravure sluts, what do?
>>34534504>Society should pursue solutions to these problems that don't involve killing babies like better foster environmentsI agree.However you are ignoring the potential irreparable toll on a pregnant woman, like permanent disability, which shouldn't be ignored in this entire conversation.>and better contraception accessibilitySupposedly sex ed is for that, but shit's been dismissed and not really done in the best way.Also people with mental handicaps like autism and ADHD are less likely to be aware of these things and can be gullible to their boyfriends saying "oh just fuck on top of me, because the sperm won't reach your uterus" type of shit.I lived next to a special ed high school and half the girls would stop going because they became pregnant (boys would go there for easy lays without condoms).>And it isn't a personal attack on you, I just think it is very strange how common the idea of "Well if we killed a baby it would solve the issue" has become.I think you're looking at this through the lens of someone who is not carrying a full baby to term. Like, I started lactating at 22 weeks and having to wear the equivalent of boob armor. And despite my pregnancy being mostly extremely healthy, it's made my job at my workplace shakey, as even other women will kinda harp on you if you choose not to go to the office in hybrid days. Not to mention, where I live I only get 4 months leave which I'm saving for when my baby's born, but you have doctors push you to breastfeed until at the very least 6 months. I'm lucky because I get to wfh mostly. But I have a lot of trouble with mobility, exhaustion, and job security with all this. The house is in my name because it was my mom who helped us with a deposit. The contract also says that the mortgage won't be made null if I die during childbirth (and it's right next to the suicide clause).There's a lot of things Against the mother specifically. And I don't live in the worst places, the US is much much worse...
>>34534512He's lost, move on.
>>34534510>I think most people just accept it as a fact of life and don't agonize over it.As someone who knows many people who've had abortions, they're traumatized by the situation and the decision they had to make. It's not a neutral thing in the least.
>>34534518Must be a load of Christian cultural baggage, hopefully society will move past it eventually.
>>34534515>which shouldn't be ignored in this entire conversation.Outside of risk of death I don't think impact of pregnancy is a moral reason to abort a baby. >I think you're looking at this through the lens of someone who is not carrying a full baby to termI understand why you think that, and I am a man to be clear, but I would drop everything to provide for a child if I got a girl pregnant. I know for a 100% fact I would because I believe it is the moral thing to do. I would make it work with my goals and if I could not maintain both, I would sacrifice my goals for them just like my father before me. That isn't what you mean when you talk about the bodily and societal factors, but if I was a woman who was pregnant I still would maintain my moral framework and not get an abortion.And I agree that it isn't easy having a child, but I think the price is worth a life. I strive to get in a financial situation where I can have a future wife be a fulltime mother and not have to worry about any of the societal or financial factors and am excelling in my degree to reach that.
>>34534509Had no clue this was an issue there.https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/zoqgky/why_do_people_hate_cats_so_much_in_india/>That’s just general apathy in this country>It applies to fellow humans as well>Cats are just worse off as a resultBrutal.
>Debating over abortion in 2026Unless you live in a backwards society like the USA this is a resolved issue.
God I am so tired of poos using AI.Code? AI.Tests? AI.Documentation? AI.Emails? AI.Troubleshooting? AI.Not a single original thought has ever come from them.
>>34534528If it makes you feel better my gfs boss at Amazon got fired after one year when they discovered his resume was made in chatGPT
>>34534530Ok.
>>34534527If killing babies is backwards then I don't want to be forwards
MenIf you were in charge of controlling a pandemic, and you knew what this person planned to do, would you execute them, capture them, or let them be?
>>34534532I'm putting my project leader on CC for practically all communication with the jeet and providing scathing code reviews (read: completely normal reviews on subpar slopcode).
>>34534294F, either overall impression or (the look in) my eyes.
>>34534169F, front hands down. It can feel good from behind but I have never once had it feel so much better that it makes up for the lack of kissing, lack of ability to see your partner, lack of ability to touch them, lack of eye contact... You just miss out on so much.
>>34534169M. Doggy for the view and domination, missionary for the love.
>>34534294>what would you want men to notice first?My sweet demeanor
>went to the clothes store>the qt brunette who helped me last time wasn't there>instead there was a short haired girl with tattoos and a septum piercing>she basically told me to fuck offFucking worthless bitch. It's not my fault you got abused.
>>34534151F, don't care about that at all (penis grabbing), it would do nothing for me. If I got to have a moment with some crush it would look more like getting flirted with or flirting hard, not groping or being groped. Forever celebrity crush is Leonard Cohen though. I would not have sex with someone repulsive and would recommend nobody to do that. It is easy to underestimate how much harder negative sensations typically hit than positive ones. Like if you made out with a cute girl and it was fun, there's a good chance you would forget it over the course of your life, right? Even if you'd crushed on her for years, it is quite possible that the event would not be that memorable. But if you made out now with a toothless meth addict with a mouth that smells like rotting death itself, you know you would remember forever. Anyone thinking this is a worthwhile trade off has never had an actually bad sexual experience. It's not like pizza that's still okayish if it's bad.
>>34534544Lol they can certainly try. If the company takes their side, which they won't because the leadership is already starting to question them, then they can kiss the release date goodbye.
>>34534422Who is we?
>>34534169F. From behind most of the time. But riding him without facing him feels way too detached.
>>34534524And that's the thing, You are a moral person, and You would drop everything to raise a child and do that that sacrifice. Most women who choose to be mothers are alone in that problem when the case is a surprise pregnancy.Even the ones that aren't a surprise, it's extremely common for the father to completely walk out.Hell, it happened to my colleague. Her spouse walked out on a 2 and 4 year old because he found an opportunity to start a relationship with an old crush...My own dad did the same shit and I wasn't even 3. It's painfully common. And while I would love to believe most men are moral, the truth is, when faced with a surprise pregnancy, most will either walk out on the spot or do it years later.
>>34534554>Her spouse walked out on a 2 and 4 year old because he found an opportunity to start a relationship with an old crush..Did you ever consider that those kids just had bad vibes?
>>34534518I’ve said it many times but every hard core abortion activist I’ve ever met seemed to be compensating super hard. I truly don’t care about the pill version but I know insecurity when it’s having a total melty in front of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EjImGwZFyg>video with cute voice>not a single pic of herself on any social mediaFUUUUUUCKKKKK I NEED TO CUUUMMMM
>>34534554>MostNot true.>Walk outWalking out on the mom is not the same as walking out on the kid.
>>34534492I saw the last maybe 40 minutes of this movie exactly once when I was like 10 and thought it was the coolest shit ever. Then I got older and found out this mysterious movie I'd been yearning for for years had a reputation for being absolutely horrific. And ever since then I've been scared to watch it all the way through in case it's not as good as I remember.
>>34534524Different anon here. My sister ended a pregnancy that was very much desired because she found out at 21 weeks that the baby had a serious chromosome defect that was associated with heart defects, psychiatric vulnerability (specifically prone to psychosis), learning disabilities and over 200 different physical ailments and handicaps. This was half a year ago and she is still deep in mourning and still asking herself from time to time if she even did the right thing and how sure she can be that this would not have been a good life to live. Women have to play for God with the amount of options we have now and anybody that attempts to make it out to be an easy discussion is being willfully obtuse. But as someone very much pro choice, I feel a lot of pro life people also dumb down the discussion by pretending abortion is mostly or only motivated by self-interest rather than by care for the unborn child and wishing to give them a certain life. Women realizing they are not mentally and financially stable enough to take care of a child is a very common reason to abort. You can argue up and down that prevention would have been better (it would have!) but if the pregnancy is already a fact, who's to say it is the selfish thing to do to abort rather than to welcome a baby because you do not want to abort? We say life is a gift, but does anyone unironically think almost all people experience it that way? If we have the option to try to prevent suffering, is it morally right to ignore that because we do not want to play for God, even though we already are for having the options and the oversight?
>>34534151M. Kate Beckinsale. The wall simply doesn’t seem to exist for that woman.>Would I smash an ugo for the chanceYes
>>34534523I don't think it's just christian baggage, there's gotta be some sort of biological/psychological impact. Mind and body and hormones start changing rapidly from the point of conception, all towards protecting and growing a baby. The sudden halting of that process, like slamming the brakes on a speeding car, is going to be very physically and mentally jarring, even if you didn't want the baby at all.
>>34534565Just imagine a tomboy with short pink hair.
>>34534033>>Not materialisticothers are true but this is bs, its the opposite even
>>34534573Look we can argue the morals of potential problems left and right but at the end of the day most pregnancies aren’t planned, there’s never really a convenient time to have a kid, and my biggest issue with everyone scared of the finances is that the average 50-60k a year wagie absolutely can afford a kid they’re just financially fucking illiterate and undisciplined. Combine that with sex education the last few decades telling them pregnancy will ruin their lives and I blame schools. There really shouldn’t be nearly as much anxiety around having kids as there is. Yeah maybe you take the job you don’t want to free up your schedule, yeah maybe you’re going to consignment and garage sales instead of brand new, yeah you’re probably going to have to stop drinking, smoking, vidya whatever your vice is to pay for diapers. I just know so many fucking retards that complain about being broke and talking about how they could never afford diapers while drinking and doordashing shit. You just air fry some dino nuggets and grow up.
>>34534582>You just air fry some dino nuggets and grow up.The craziest thing to me is that freshly air fried nuggies are going to hit harder than doordash that steamed in the bag for 20 minutes
>>34534582>my biggest issue with everyone scared of the finances is that the average 50-60k a year wagie absolutely can afford a kid they’re just financially fucking illiterate and undisciplined.This is obivously an assumption because it is not rare for people to just have a lot less or already have children that use up by far most of the available resources. But even assuming you are right and it's just a bunch of retarded people that have enough money in theory but don't manage to arrange for their basic needs to be met. Does it then matter for the child's life and wellbeing that there technically is enough money? No right? If somebody has an issue (like an addiction) they could in theory seek help for and probably get resolved or at least have it be manageable, but they don't, what does the kid get out of that gotcha logic? The issue isn't arguing that people should have the right to not grow up and just be unhealthy. It is that in reality a lot of people do NOT magically turn into a 2.0 version for having kids, not even kids they wanted, so you are just hoping they will shape the fuck up with the children as the only victims if they don't.
Does this sound like typical male sexuality?>spontaneous, will randomly get horny to the point it's distracting >have been so horny that needed to consciously control self from groping people in public>violent sexual proclivities (fantasies about raping, beating, and torturing people and enjoying the suffering)>taboo or bizarre sexual attractions (I will not elaborate specifics, but they involve power dynamics where the individual has power)>will have sexual thoughts about every other person they see>puberty involved needing to get off 3 times a day and watching porn for entertainment value as well>sexuality that objectifies others, individual does not organically get turned on by being seen as attractive to othersThis is my sexuality as a woman. It is often said "women will never understand male urges because of their lack of testosterone" but does this seem close? Or does this just mean if I were a man I'd be a sex criminal kekI also have rage issues and break shit. I feel strong urges to beat my male partner when upset at him.
>>34534583I shit you not I crunched the math and it was cheaper to buy an air fryer and rice cooker and leave them at work in the break room than run to McDonalds or the gas station for lunch every day.>Oh no I will never be able to afford a family because then I’d have to drink Folgers instead of my frappemochaslop from Starbies!Fuck outta here kek
Held pee in all night because I was too lazy to go when in bed and now I have horrible pain, is it over
>>34534576MY CØCK CANT TAKE IT
>>345345861. Not as often as with women, I've found. More a baseline buzz that makes me check out tits and ass all the time than an uncontrollable ravenous urge.2. Not me at least.3. CNC at best, I could slap my gf during sex but only if she enjoys it.4. Sounds like you're describing stuff like scat or whatnot, not power dynamics. I think moids probably have more fucked up fetishes than foids.5. Every person I find at least somewhat attractive, yes.6. I was jacking off 5 times a day for a while, so probably.7. Not sure what this means.
>>34534587Nta but what is this phenomenon… not even with just parents, every broke person I know does this Never has ANY money for important things, but always has money for junk food/drugs/alcohol/stupid bullshit they don’t need, toys clothes etc
>>34534586Granted I'm a woman too but I always felt the "women will never understand" spiel is just kind of wishful thinking. I am sure that if you look at trends between genders, men have a higher drive and worse impulse control. But that does not mean that men with a more low key sexuality or super hypersexual women don't exist. It also gets hard to compare at some point, does a young man that masturbated to completion in ten minutes five times a day have a higher sex drive than woman that has one session but draws it out for two hours and has tne orgasms?
>>34534586FThis sounds like a personality disorder that many men have, not excess testosterone
>>34534594It's just short term reward/satisfaction vs achieving long term goals. The two also enhance each other: the harder it is for you to achieve the big goals, the more anxious you will feel and a lot of people like to deal with anxiety by eating it away on impulse or treating themselves to small gifts. Literally most businesses on earth profit from you buying a few cheat meals over reflecting on yourself, apologizing, working on relationships in your life - all the important things that make nobody money. Feel bad about yourself? Change your style or hair, or go to a coach for a peptalk and tailored advice, but don't sit at home earnestly asking yourself why.
>>34534586>spontaneous, will randomly get horny to the point it's distractingNot spontaneous but if something triggers it like seeing someone or having a specific thought then it can be distracting>have been so horny that needed to consciously control self from groping people in publicNo, but I've definitely had to avoid standing up when at full mast>violent sexual proclivities fantasiesRough sure but not actual violence>taboo or bizarre sexual attractionsThat requires a bit more context to answer accurately but sure>will have sexual thoughts about every other person they seeOften yes>puberty involved needing to get off 3 times a day and watching porn for entertainment value as wellI would choke that thing like 5 times a day at the height of puberty but I never watched porn for entertainment, although I knew people who did.>individual does not organically get turned on by being seen as attractive to othersNot sure what you mean but probably.
>>34534585I’m not arguing a junkie is going to magically stop being a junkie. Yeah some of them do unfuck themselves because the emptiness in their lives is suddenly filled but I acknowledge that’s a vast minority. I’m arguing that a normal sane person who has been utterly failed by the public school system in terms of financial literacy and just scrapes by paycheck to paycheck that truthfully just has some laziness issues and routinely pays for convenience will adapt because they don’t have a choice and that’s what parents have had to do since forever. Yeah it would be great if everyone went to college, got a job, got married, bought a house, and paid off all their debts before they’re 25 and then had kids. Thats not reality. The reality is a lot of folks are priced out of the housing market, not getting married, work very average jobs, and piss money away on smokes, booze, video games, going out, eating out, shopping for bullshit on Amazon, etc. and forget to use protection every now and then. I’m arguing that the average person can absolutely afford a kid by cutting out the bullshit. I’ve done it twice now on a government salary. The biggest cause for total failure in my experience outside of that is when mom and dad can’t fucking stand each other and end up pissing away tens of thousands of dollars on drugs or a custody battle. There’s just a lot of folks that need to grow the fuck up. There’s no way to measure or accurately predict who will but that’s the truth.
>>34534586Maybe in a more aggressive and sadistic form during peak puberty hormones
If they could breed well tempered dogs why didn’t they breed cats that don’t destroy everything
>>34534598>This economy is so terrible!>I can’t never afford anything!>What do you want for dinner?>I don’t know>You want to just DoorDash some panda and watch a movie?>Sounds goodIt’s fucking rice, chicken, and veggies. Takes 20 minutes to cook and costs like $5 per person. You pay Panda $12 per meal and then pay some Indian dude $12 to deliver it for you. You’re already paying for another person and you don’t even realize it.
>>34534603There was not as much of a demand for it, cats are sufficient as pest control but dogs have stronger bodies that can fulfill more tasks if molded to do them.By the time active cat breeding became a large enough demand, it was not due to necessity but vanity. This meant the traits bred for were more about appearance than filling a needed role.
>>34534604Another one is coffee, people will pay a premium for specific beans at a barista only to then mask the flavor anyways.It is not that difficult to make good coffee at home and it does not require an expensive setup or a lot of time.
>>34534604A child is way more expensive than getting fast food once a month. Not to mention the time consumption when it gets sick. You need to prepare for a child, not get one while you're still barely making average wage.
>>34534604>>34534608People are addicted to the msg and oil and corn syrup in these things
Men, have you heard?Word on the streets is that Foyim is the next big hit word.
>>34534151>him
>>34534611Thanks for the tip, I will now send this to the foreign agents trying to recruit the youth so expect this to show up on many viral social media posts and youtubers vocabulary in the coming months.
>>34534609>Getting fast food once a monthKek you are way underselling how often people do that.>Time consumption when it gets sickYeah you’re not going to be able to take a mental health day and sleep in. Get over it.>You need to prepareDon’t buy a crib. They’re overly expensive and you’re probably cosleeping anyway. You can get the bassinet, playpen, and changing pad for a combined $200 at a consignment sale. The cost of formula and diapers is less than drinking, smoking, eating out, or drinking starbieslop. Then it’s just clothes and toys you are perpetually going to be garage sale browsing for. The crazy thing? Going to those consignment and garage sales is actually more fun than going to the mall and wandering around aimlessly buying bullshit from Zara and J Crew.
State genderWhat's your attachment style?https://healthygamer.typeform.com/to/Jm3vaMcz?utm_campaign=44391466-Attachment+Style+Quiz
>>34534620Avoidant
>>34534616So I assume you already have 5-6 children with the way you're talking, right?
>>34534620>Fearful-Avoidant (Disorganized)>You want closeness but it scares youEh, I don't really think I want it
>>34534621>>34534626State your gender. Are you all fucking retarded or just small brained females?
>>34534627I knew you'd be a loser.
>>34534616Don't skip the crib lmao, skip the bassinet, that's only good for 4 months, maybe 5-6 if your baby is small and a little slower on movement milestones. Cribs are all 3-in-ones at least these days. The top position as bassinet, lower it to a standard crib when they can sit/pull themselves up, then the side comes away for a toddler/day bed. Some convert again to a standard twin bed after that. You can get 10years easy out of a $500 crib & mattress. Playpens aren't needed unless you're negligent and not watching your kid.Cost of formula and diapers isn't that cheap, especially as baby grows or if you don't want to give the corn syrup goyslop formula.
>>34534627Maybe I'm just avoiding it
>>34534620F fearful avoidant
>>34534628op != that anon
>>3453462025 MFearful-Avoidant (Disorganized)
>>345346252. I made it work on entry level pay at 55k. My kids mom worked part time until they reached school age. Household income probably averaged $85k. The crazy thing is they had so many toys and clothes they never touched. Remarried with a step kid now in the house as well and household income is $135k. All doing great. Dont give me excuses dude.
>>34534625Oh, now that anon ran away, kek.>inb4 he comes back and says how he totally has 10 children at 25
>>34534620MDisorganized
>>34534635>Needing your child's mother work instead of providing for your family so she can meet all your children's needsBrutal
>>34534629Biggest splurge I advise is the Brezza. That thing was so clutch. I wish I’d had that for my oldest.
>>3453462026 M Fearful-AvoidantMostly because I have no friends.
>>34534641Looks like a bunch of bullshit to me. Simple enough to mix a bottle as needed. It doesn't need to be warm, room temp is fine.
>>34534643Yeah but those seconds over time buy you hours. If you can keep them from amping themselves up they settle down faster.
>>34534620Secure again
>>34534648Fair enough I guess. I'm a SAHM so I got good at reading signs/predicting when baby would need to eat, once I did have to switch to formula, so I could mix bottles in advance. The milk warmers and other tech are just more things to wash and keep track of, I couldn't be bothered.
Atoga, dedicate a song to a person you love (any person will do). I'll start: https://youtu.be/1WaV2x8GXj0
>>34534620How do all of you losers have such active social lives? I haven't had enough social contacts to answer most of these questions. The few experiences I do have are all based on parent-child bonds or a cheating abusive bf so I don't know whether the dynamics indicate anything about how I'd normally act with people.
>>34534169M, in front so I can kiss her and love her and go crazy on her tits
>>34534620>all these avoidants replyingYou never should have asked, now I'm even more disgusted I come here
>>34534652>Bottle warmerThe least used registry gift of all time
>>34534659Don't forget the fearful part, it's very important
>>34534652You were supposed to breastfeed for as long as possible, ideally for two years. It builds facial muscles and lets the bones develop properly. Now your child will be incel.
>>34534660I think it's slightly more useful than a wipe warmer lol.So much waste in baby-care products.>>34534662Yeah, I know, I had a medical problem a couple months in. Tried all the pumps and herbs and tried to relactate, everything. Fucking depressed over it.
>>34534661That seems to come with the avoidant very often, so it almost feels redundant pointing outthough I guess you do have a point that a fearful retard is more likely to try to get into a relationship than one who is just avoidant and doesn't care, so they don't go hurting others
>>34534620avoidant
>>3453462026M fearful avoidant baybeeeeee>>34534656For the hypothetical lady I could relax around:https://youtu.be/N5kKenry2kU
>>34534656https://youtu.be/Rv2OyI0nXEE
>>34534664Now I feel bad, sorry. Did you train tongue posture? Just don't let the baby be a mouth breather.
So women actually do this to practice how to take a cumshot in the mouth?
>>34534657>but I did eat breakfast
>>34534670Don't worry about it. Breast is best and I'm not gonna lie to myself about it because I failed.Yeah I always make sure they're breathing properly and that tongue position is good. Assessed for tongue and lip ties. Baby-led weaning instead of purees. I try to make up for it.
>>34534671And I thought my fetishes were weird
>>34534620MSecure, but this test is way too short and superficial.
>over half this thread is fearful avoidant Beautiful Princess Disorder sufferers>including meYou don't get to give me lip for yearning and being wistful, guy
>>34534673In this scenario you're asking "did you have breakfast" in a room full of people who are extremely vocal about starving and only having ever seen food items on billboards.
>>34534665idk what stereotypes there may be but I got 'fearful' and I've had exactly one relationship over 5 years ago, for which I was relentlessly pursued and then quickly dumpedI'd probably kill myself if I ever hurt anyone, which is ironic because the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I think it'd hurt my dad
>>34534671No it’s jus an attention whore making slop
>>34534680I do. :)
>>34534657
>>34534242If you feel good about how you look in the clothes, then go for it.
>>34534684>I'd probably kill myself if I ever hurt anyoneAvoidants don't usually hurt others on purpose, they just ignore that their own actions will definitely hurt others, but the hurting is not the motivationIf you are avoidant and don't search for a relationship that's fine
>>34534687I've never seen an exchange like this but when you talk about men's statistically common abuse of women men always chime in saying they haven't abused anyone
>>34534321>Either gender, when is the last time you felt rattled and why?When I wage and people are rude, passive aggressive, when people gossip/talk shit, during the summer.
>>34534005I wonder who loves dick more, on average, between women and gay men. Which one of them has a deeper level of appreciation and worship for it
>>34534695Aren't gay men just extremely degenerate while straight women constantly say they find men icky and gross and honestly just want to be lesbians.
>>34534054But she has a mole. It's a nice mole but she'd have to check if she'd be prone to skin cancer
2 more days till second date with a really fun and cute looking girli feel like shes gonna cancel, she said beforehand she may have to fill in at work on sunday
>>34534698She's gonna cancel. That sounds made up.
>>34534620F, dismissive-avoidant
>>34534686>>34534691The foids are uppity this morning*chucks a handful of these at you*Heel, heel! Stay!
>>34534702Scumming hellofresh promos anon?
>>34534671I have never and will never have a guy cum in my mouth, but even I know that that's not how it'd work. Guys don't cum with anywhere near that much force or volume.
>>34534695I would think gay men, they seem to focus on it more, both the penis and the overall fitness/visual aesthetics of the body. Women seem more into vibes (voice, scent, way of carrying yourself) in comparison. Women that are dick fanatics exist but for most it is the man they are interested in and the dick is how they can fuck/pleasure the man and mostly interesting for that reason.
>>34534703They're the starbucks egg bites. What kind of foid are you, you don't even recognize your own favorite breakfast food? Oh wait I forgot, there's no women in this thread
>>34534706The only one obsessed with starbucks is you lmao
>>34534702Kek
>>34534706NTA but actual foids cook, they don't order everything out because they tend not to be absolutely incompetent at taking care of themselves.
Hate sewing eyelets I'm so shit at itWhat projects or crafts are anons working on today?
>>34534710I just have to clean out a room and set it up so we can start painting it. Rewarding but not that creative.
>>34534710Novel
>>34534712Nice, I've been wanting to paint my place, but it's hard to justify spending the time and money to do so when I'm moving in a year and a half. The entire house is 3 different shades of blue.>>34534714Which one? Any good?
>>34534702*swallows the starbies egg bites whole*SKREEE
can the council of women please send me a cute, petite japanese lady who loves me unconditionally i messed up with the last one
>>34534721No.
>>34534716>Which one?Second I'm writing, first in a trilogy>Any good?Think so. Hope so. Could really use alpha and beta readers, but first wanna finish the first draft.
>>34534723Man, I hate when you repost my memes.
>>34534294I usually sneak up close and take a sniffa. Her scent tells me more than a thousand words. I also do like Boobs and ass. Sweet and cute eyes are big too.
>>34534726WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD
>>34534730Women ranked the 2 white women among them as most attractive?
>>34534268I would 100% caress and climb a Brunhilda
How true is this?
>>34534723please its all i want from life
Today is going to be one of those days, I can feel it.
>>34534702>The foids are uppity this morningNow I want to carry a femanon and give her uppies.
>>34534721Okay but please don't end up on the news like the other men/guys who end up hurting their asian wives/gfs etc.
>>34534732Moids still kept the black girl as ranked low. Even as the skinniest up there.To be fair, I think the moids that were chosen were all filthy weebs.
>>34534724Oh neat I thought you meant reading! What genre, theme?
>>34534710I'm turning a thrifted dress into a shirt and a skirt, I'm gonna finish hemming the skirt today. Maybe paint a bit later.
>>34534710I have a million dollar idea that I will only share with google ai
>>34534734100% true. But the mistake guys make is that they take what female creatures say seriously. Keep in mind, foids only became literate in the 19th century and they have smaller brains. The females date and fuck abusive men because that's what they prefer, no matter what they say.
>>34534737A good day. Huraaay
>>34534734It's kind of true but hardly exclusive to men. Most people that have a whole dating history of toxic people should be asking themselves why they do not recognize those for what they are sooner. Anybody can be unlucky but if it's a pattern, even if it's not your "fault" there is something you can change for a bigger chance at a different outcome.
You ever seen your opps walk in Balenci and spend a dub?
>>34534747Nice, willing to share pics? I'm really big on upcycling clothing. Hand sew or with machine?
havent had sex in a year almostim basically a virgin againthe feel of tight pussy is nothing but imagination to me now
>>34534746Dark fantasy but with a light at the end of the tunnelMain theme is about choosing to persevere in a meaningless world
>>34534764Bit of both, I like sewing invisible hems by hand but I used a machine for the rest
>>34534771What makes you think you deserve pussy?
>>34534777the fact that I have cock should be enough
>this girl takes 2 days to reply>ask her for her LINE thinking she'll be faster there>3 days to reply to a simple questionwhy does she even add me if shes not interested? usually japanese girls are very picky about who they add on LINE
>Go down the youtube movie clip pipeline for Cool World, Loony Toons Back in Action, Scooby Doo the Movie, ect.90s - early 2000s has the best movies, perfect blend of traditionally trained directors who could utilize new tech without becoming reliant on it.
>>34534784Why even wait around for stuff like that? Why not get an IRL date going? If you aren't interacting in person then what is the point?
>>34534789that's what im trying to do lol
Mason Margiela!
>>34534792Rick Owens! Delvaux!
Why are English slags so hot?
How do you guys even date? How can you send messages to a total stranger, shit that's literally in writing, even meeting up maybe, knowing "this random fucking stranger now has an impression of who I am that they'll take into the world forever and that's completely outside of my control"?
>>34534799I chat a bit and then ask them out unless they give me 1word replies
>>34534798I'm NOT a slag
>>34534698>i feel like shes gonna cancelThe brad pitt rule applies
>>34534799I think most people don't love dating much more than they love job interviews but it's just as you say, realizing that it is A) impossible to police your behavior to secure the impression you want to make and B) with more experience most people reach the point where they're like, if I have to bend over backwards to impress this person positively, is that not just the same as me not impressing them with my real self, and doesn't that mean I need to look elsewhere for a good relationship? Also realize people are acutely aware of it in dating, but the whole of life is like this. If you work someplace, people will also have opinions and judgments based on the little they saw of you, and they can also damage you based on that. The only alternative to that is making sure you don't interact with others so they will not think of you at all. Life becomes dramatically lighter once you stop feeling any kind of strong way about other people's impressions of you.
>>34534798It's so crazy how you can tell when someone is British at a glance. There's always something just a little off.
>>34534806>making sure you don't interact with others so they will not think of you at all.Aint that the dream...
>>34534804Sounds exactly like something a slag would say
They are so attractive.
>>34534815Even apart from practicality, I think the big issue with this is that anyone prone enough to social anxiety to want this, will only increase the anxiety they feel over the limited human interactions they have as they decrease them. Like how during covid even spontaneous people complained about suddenly feeling drained by social interactions. You become increasingly sensitive and unable to see perspective as your exposure goes down.
>>34534798Oh wait nevermind lol
>>34534819need hapa gf
Why do so many moids vape
>personal trainer sent a new routine>every workout now has 10 exercises with 4 sets and 12 reps>tfw workouts are taking over 100 minutes to completei get why getting jacked is so hard now
>>34534822Content like this is so disturbing to me. She looks great, I just mean the "oh don't mind me I'm just messing around in a candid moment and it's a total coincidence my eyes are bedroom eyes and my mouth is open and I'm fluffing out my hair" and how many young women are so good at it. Vanity is of all times but I am happy that when I was a teenager, even my hottest classmates achieved at best a reasonably natural looking selfie.
>>34534826>not 3x8weird
>>34534825That's a zoomer thing. Speaking as a zillenial, I don't get the appeal to vaping.
>>34534799Pic rel. You need to feel like your vis a vis is too stupid to truly see you as you are and to be aware of the absurdity of it all.
>>34534825It’s the easiest outlet for their homoerotic oral fixations
>>34534799I pretty much don't. But not because >"this random fucking stranger now has an impression of who I am that they'll take into the world forever and that's completely outside of my control"is a concern. This is true of every new person you interact with. If you worry about that you'll go insane. Like oh no someone completely inconsequential to your life might not have a 100% fully positive impression of you, who cares.
Insane how women lose all value the moment wrinkles and gray hair start to show...
How many dates do you go on with someone before you know you like them?
>>34534834You don't go on dates with people until you know you like them.
>>34534825I switched to it from cigarettes because it smells better
>>34534825vaping and smoking is so lame. it legit has no buzz or effect.people who smoke are just larping. real drugs are way more fun.
>>34534834I don't go on dates with people I don't already like.
>>34534825I smoke
>>34534839It does once you're addicted to it. I get cranky after 4 hours with no nicotine and I'm too chickenshit to quit.
>>34534846When you put it like that, is sounds even more pathetic.
Do girls actually hate smokers? Are men not allowed to enjoy anything anymore? Smoking is actually healthy and relaxes you.
Femanons:>some girl I liked at work>we kissed and felt her up>it fizzled out>but it's ok because realize there was some wack stuff about her like being 21 and only hanging out with 17 year olds or kissing her not tasting good at all>don't talk to her for weeks>sends me a snap>it's her boobs in a bra>the focus is a bruise on one of her upper boobs>don't respondWhat was the plan here? Was she trying to make me jealous? It just came across as weird because we were both done with each other. I'm so confused at what she was going for.
>>34534854>What was the plan here? To make you jealous. She's retarded >Was she trying to make me jealous? It just came across as weird because we were both done with each other. I'm so confused at what she was going for.Yea, she's retarded
I was there were four clones of me so I didn’t have to make so many end all be all decisions
>>34534834usually I know after the first date. usually its obvious in the first 5 seconds of the date
>>34534853I just think vaping is cringe. Granted, I'm not too crazy on regular smoking as tobacco smoke can fuck up a lot of my personal belongings, but if you do that shit outside then I don't care.
>>34534856It had to have been something her dumbass 17 year old friends told her to do. Any other 21 year old girl would not have bothered
>>34534819>>34534822>t. >>34534475
>>34534854She's crazy, I'd run if I were you
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it is
>>34534876your bogger?
how do I get energy
>>34534853>healthyNah>relaxes you Only because we're satiating the cravings. I smoke and date men who smoke but for someone who doesn't? We fucking STINK. Kissing a smoker when you don't smoke is a disgusting experience. And someone who wants kids wouldn't bother with a smoker for multiple reasons.
>>34534879sleb, eat, avoid exhausting bullshit, consume fast energy bullshit (like orange jews)
>>34534854She still wants to fuck you and no you should not do it.
>>34534870the ideal hapa isn't Alysa Liu, it's Maria Zhang
Why do I feel so evil for doing 10% of what other people do
>>34534853have you thought about not caring what women think?
>>34534872Already done before the snap>>34534883The bruise on her boob was clearly caused by a guy sucking on it, or whatever. Idk if she wanted to fuck and just wanted me to be jealous that someone else was
She said looks don’t matter, then left me for a guy built like a Netflix vampire. Never listening to “personality is everything” again.
My female friend said this is kind of true. I never impulsively break things though and basically never get angry. Women should still suck my cock.
>>34534894Looks mean nothing without the right personality to go with it. Not her fault wonderful man happened to also look good.
>>34534895>should Unfortunately you are allowed to have delulu fantasies because no one can control them, yes.
>buy all the things for burritos...>...except for tortillasAbsolute retard, that is me.
>>34534822>need hapa gfCould not recommend enough.>>34534853>Do girls actually hate smokers?Yes, smokers stink. Though tasting a cigarette on the breath of someone you know is going to ruin your life is kinda hot.
>>34534904Burrito bowls it is
>>34534904burrito bowl it is
>>34534904Burrito bowls are better then regular burritos anyways.
I think playful nibbles on my cock would feel nice
>>34534899I really want my cock sucked. This does not suck and does not blow and I hate it.
>>34534912>t. Weird guy at the aquarium asking for the biggest fish
>>34534914The biggest fish would probably be s shark
>>34534913Yeah, not getting ones way is the number one tantrum cause.
>>34534915My coffeeless brain mixed up aquariums and pet stores
How big of a red flag is it if he has female friends? That have hit on him
>>34534914um what?
>>34534911>>34534909>>34534908I see we have a murderous burrito bowl gang, but the point is... I failed.I will conquer the supermarket tomorrow and get some tortillas.Tonight I will just dine on bread with sausages and cheese before my bath.
>>34534919Not at all
if my gf demands it I will get rid of all my friends
>>34534921very german of you
>>34534919women and men cant be friends unless theyre mutually unattracted to each otherare they unattractive?
>>34534919Why do foids here always ask questions about Chads they fuck?
>>34534924I will ganbarimasu.
>>34534923This beta energy is why chads get all the bitches have a spine
>>34534928idk what that means but good for you or sorry that happened
>>34534927Moids also ask questions about Stacies here
>>34534916Wait? How is the guy in the picture not tantruming? He's literally just breaking stuff because he's mad and that leads to "I should suck his dick" should I tantrum to get my dick sucked?
>>34534927thread name
>>34534929they can afford to have a spine because they get all the bitches anyways
>>34534936To get a good deal you must be willing to walk away from the table. It is all negotiation subconsciously. You show your hand when you fold to them.
>>34534854Could fwb her if you had the nuts to ask but you don't.
>>34534937that sounds reasonable but its simply not trueyour face is 95% of the game. the other 5% simply doesnt matter unless you're an edge case. your advice doesnt apply to 90%> of men
>>34534931Most men settle for their gfs and never touch any Stacies, you retard. In 2026, 99% of men are lucky to have 1 bitch like them and the foids here are asking about Chads who have a harem and how they can get to the top of the harem, kek.
>>34534934It only works on girls that are either scared of you throwing a tantrum or have that mental illness where they compulsively need to feel like they can fix people because they are just soooo good that it fixes all their problems to be granted access to them, but it's worth a try. The issue with these girls is that they will end up resenting you because in case A they will resent you for scaring them into sucking your willy and in case B they will have a melty when sucking your dick inevitably will not fix you and they have to come to terms with not actually being this amazing that it magically makes your life perfect to have their mouth on your penis. In both cases they will hate you for inducing such feelings in them and god knows what these crazy bitches do to people they hate and feel like they deserve to get revenge on.
I think I want to ask out my friend's ex (I was friends with her before they started dating, but I didn't ask her out because I didn't want to be the rebound to her failed engagement- he did and it more or less blew up in his face) but my mom tells me I shouldn't so long as all three of us live in the same town. They've been broken up for 8 months. He went on a couple dates last month but has since given up on dating again. I was kind of hoping he'd get a new gf so it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but that doesn't seem like something to wait on. Is it a bad idea?Also we're all part of a church friend group so since someone's gonna ask, she is still a virgin.
>>34534940I see some ugly dudes in college with cuties, you aren't hitting the very max without a gene advantage but you can get pretty far even with an unlucky face.And framing that face is also huge, facial hair/beard and/or a hairstyle change can make or break a mans looks. That is why I used the poker analogy anyways, your hand is going to dictate your final potential but you can still bluff your way very far based on how you play the hand you are given.
>>34534944>I think I want to ask out my friend's exNo you don't
>>34534941Is it really settling if she's out of your league anyway?
>34534941ESL or retard? Could be both
>>34534945are you a guy or girl?because as a guy i see what i think are ugly dudes with hotties all the time but to women theyre attractiveyou can only looksmaxx to a certain point. a 5 is never going to be a 7.
State gender.Do you remember Nicole Scherzinger?What are your thoughts on her?
>>34534944I like that she's a virgin and still has managed to be a whore
>>34534941>Most menNTAWho fucking cares.
>>34534954MYeah, she was hot and big in Europe for a few years.
I need pussy aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>34534954F, the name seems familiar but I've got no idea what she's known for
>>34534954F, yeah, I just remember her pussycat dolls era and that she dated lewis hamiltonI don't really have an opinion on her, she seems like your average npc celebrity, I do feel nostalgic listening to buttons tho
imagine going through all that effort to have sex and it being awful
>>34534961Just pay for it
>>34534963>dated lewis hamiltonAh, that's why I recognised the name
>>34534968mhm
>>34534962>I've got no idea what she's known forLiterally just look at the picture and you know.
My new hobby is to buy things handmade in israel. I love paying jews to make things for me, how the turn tables.
>>34534954FYeah, she was hot af (hapa) but married Lewis Hamilton and disappeared from the US.>>34534963>buttonsOne of my top 3 "If I was a stripper" songs.
>>34534967that is cringe
>>34534975Yeah, their band was called pussycat dolls, doesn't get much strippery than that, lol
Both genders. What surprised you the first time you had sex?
>>34534620MLongest relationship was 3 monthsSecure
>>34534971Being a hag with a hot body?
>>34534977So stop whiningEvery guy pays for it in a way
>>34534979F, how much I wanted to kms right after.
>>34534961I need to interact with women next year at college, I did very well grade wise my first year but I made, quite literally, zero friends and had zero dates.It doesn't stem from a lack of character, I just don't go outside unless compelled. My entire routine was going to class then going back to my apartment the entire year.
>>34534982yeah, but I like the illusion that I did it by my own merit
>>34534979MHow soft a woman's body is, but simultaneously how firm their abs can be when there's no fat there.
>>34534979FHow little blood comes out of the hymen. I didn't even notice anything until I went to pee afterwards.
>>34534985Same, I need to go to a bar or something or just get more friends somehow. It is hard being a weirdo
>>34534980Why so short
>>34534979FHow overhyped it is
>>34534979I've never seen the male gooch before
>>34534994My plan is to join a few common interest clubs and branch out from there. Maybe I'll try online dating (the kind that leads to in person meetups not long term) as well and swathe through that. I can try making small talk in Engineering classes but it naturally isn't the best place to get interested women.
WomenHave you ever felt guilty for hurting a mans feelings?
>>34534999Try language classes a lot of women do it and it is fun
>>34535003Sure
>>34534995I told the story here >>34529067 I also dated an autistic hikki chick whose only weekly outing was being dragged to our church by her parents for 2 months after giving up on her insane levels of 'tism. Lastly, I was hot and cold with an exchange student for most of this year before ultimately just friendzoning her over some incompatibilities (mostly she wants to live in her home country, but also religious differences). Other girls were failure to launch for misc. reasons, some self-inflicted. Apparently I find myself frequently attracted to lesbians.
why do people like me?
>>34535003I don't interact enough with men to hurt their feelings
>>34535015MHave you tried asking?Someone told me that "Anon, you're just always smiling and look so happy and it's like you make others happy by just being around." I don't feel that way, but apparently that's the impression I give.
>>34535015thye don't fuckl you biiiitch
>>34535003I can think of one such incident but it was a misunderstanding on his part, I felt bad for him but not exactly guilty
>>34535021what was it?
Why are anime girls so cute?
I need a freak of a gf who idealizes sex and intimate connection as much as I do
I should work out and get a fuckboy sleeve
>>34535024Shes kinda ugly... Is that really ur waifu?
>>34535023I didn't hear him trying to talk to me at a christmas party. It was loud and crowded and I left pretty quick so we didn't get to talk, I only found out that I "ignored him" from a friend the next day
>>34534979F. How much it made me feel like peeing.
Women what do you think of men that do the hover-hand?
>Spend time away from familyMan I should find a girlfriend and start a family>Spend time with familyI hate people and do not want to interact with anyone
>>34535034Holy shit, shut the fuck up already. You rejected him.
>>34535037didn't read your post, I just want to comment that exposing armpit is a known manipulation tactic and it Will grab male attention.Be wary of woman who willingly expose their own armpit, they're doing it on purpose.
>>34534938I did ask when she said she just wanted to be friends, she said no even tho she was thirsting for my dick like days prior
Time to socialize!
>>34535037Your pic is an extreme example but I'd just assume he's shy, doesn't like touching people or is just being considerate
>>34534979M. How so many of the porn positions were super uncomfy.
Why do women like the word "situationship" so much?
>>34535049Commitment issues
>>34535049It's the only way they can get Chad's commitment.
>>34535042Tf are you talking about
>tfw buying clothes onlineholy shit foids, you were right- this is so much fun, even the massive price tag is fun.
Is it an ick if a guy orders the chicken critters at Texas Roadhouse?
>>34535049It's a cope term made up by women that can't accept that they're just being used by a fuckboy
>>34535049>Terms like "situationship" increasingly reflect female point of view in relationships and dating, it's a byproduct of growing female social dominance. The word is purely feminine because to women (who created and popularized both the term and the act), a sexual or romantic encounter is something that just "happens" to them, it's purely based on implicit feelings that make the experience look like "something that just kinda happened". It completely lacks male planning, premediation, thought, effort, etc. that previous terms like "hookups" had (note the term "hook", it is agentic). This vague word, "situation" reflects the female experience in dating.
>>34535049"FWB" has a stigma so they have to invent a new label. They're in denial that they can fuck their FWB enough that he catchges feelings for her while she reduces her value and self-respect in his eyes by putting out without any need for commitment. As they saying goes,>If the milk is free, why buy the cow?
>>34535042Damn, what a deranged reply.
>>34535057>It completely lacks male planning, premediation, thought, effort, etc.oh, I'm sure my dick going into your mouth was premeditated or at least an effort was made to get it there.
Anyone else think 3OH!3 was very Mordecai and Rigby coded?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw
>>34535046Socialism is le bad though
>>34535057>"situationship"of course this terms started to describe black women, lmfao
Sigma, Sigma BoySigma BoySigma, Sigma Boy
Why do women love penises so much?
>>34535060That's the point. Situationship is what females experience, to them sex and relationships are things that happen without them trying.
>>34535067They make me feel good and I like how they smell usually.
>>34535071All penises made you feel good?
>>34535071>I like how they smell usually.based answer
>>34535024idk but this is a good thing
>>34535067I hate them I bite them
>>34535043someone else knows the truth!!
my penis smells like pencil shavings right now
>>34535066Flash flashbang danceFlashbang flashbang dance
>>34535082no you dont
We need another /indian men/ thread the last one was an amazing success
Femanons, are you hooking up this weekend?
>>34535108see >>34535057they don't premeditate it, it just happens
>>34535108no he dumpt me
I am so smart. Thank Science for making me a liberal.
>>34535108nah
Anyone else think arm hair on women is kinda cute?
>>34534466There is no woman who is wearing the hijab at home you fucking retarded pigswine...
>>34535035Does dick put pressure on the bladder?
>>34535116You don't actually think it's cute or you would have posted it without her face attached, you are just seeing her and tolerating the arm hair
>>34535113What happened?
>>34535116Yeah it’s kinda cute on skinny feminine women arms
>>34535124well yeah, thats how heterosexuality works. Fat men have boobs too, but its only attractive on women
>>34535134moobs don't look the same as boobs my friend
>>34534996>>34534983Why was it so bad?
>>34535139I was 12.
>>34535142Damn, sorry.
Women would you get the ick if I cooked you cute food?
>>34535077Well conceptually, I guess. But not every individual penis in a vacuum.
>>34534620MWtf is anxious preoccupied
>>34535123It's not usually mostly because of the dick. It's the position and the physical activity in general.
Anons do any of you have summer birthdays? Did you enjoy having it when school was out or not?
>>34535152My birthday is in June but I was homeschooled so it didn't matter anyway.
>>34535146Nope. What is on the menu? :3By the way I can’t use chopsticks for the life of me.
Why do so many women hate penetration?
>>34535153Thanks a lot mom. Did she give you a break around the same time as regular school kids?
Femanons are you racist?
>>34535147>But not every individual penis in a vacuum.It might feel nice if I put my individual penis in a vacuum.
>>34535159We actually mostly did school year-round but just took breaks all throughout the year. We'd go to theme parks when all the other kids were in school.
>>34535162I hate Islam if that counts.
>>34535035Speaking of>drinking with a girl at her place>girl sitting on my lap and abdomen (going between laying down and sitting up) and just feeling me up in general>the pressure drives me to need to go to the bathroom>come back and the mood is just completely killed and she just wants to go to sleepThere was no winning move
>>34535167do you hate arabic men?
Anyone else get angry when they see women dressed like this?The pants specifically. Women why you do this?
>>34535162Some would probably say so, yes.
>>34535169Only if they're devout conservative Muslims.
>>34535168Should have pissed on her in a sexual way to keep the vibes going.
Women does your bf shadowbox in your face?
>>34535171No. I like being comfortable and look good
>>34535171>Women, why do you wear exercise shorts that make working out easier?Why are men stupid?
>>34534889Not doing enough good.
>>34535171Are you mad because they hide their belly button, or mad because they give women fake butts?>>34535175>pissmonger is hereI should've known. That's not an optional for rational human beings
Anyone else get sad when they see attractive women? its like damn, she'll never want a guy like me so why even bother fantasizing
>>34535177I don’t have a bf, but I do high kicks on my roomies, tapping them on the shoulder etc
>>34535184Fantasies are all I have, I'm not giving that up so easily.
>>34535162YeaHe was racist too...
>>34535108No. I’m eating yoghurt, gardening and playing Dark Souls 2
I got your picture, im coming with you.Dear femanon, count me in.
>>34535184Only when I get along with them and then find out they have a bf or are already married. It's like discovering there was a race and you already lost before you knew it was going on. But you make friends with those women and their husbands and expand your social circle since most married women have single friends.
>>34535184fortunately I am extremely detached from my desires so I just enjoy pretty women and forget about myself
>>34534512He's straight and testosterone filled (horny). Fill your feed with hunks and male models.
>>34535152MMine is also in June but I still had school because it didn't end until the end of the month
Do women ever fantasize about men?
>>34535202Sure
What do women fantasize about doing with men?
Femanons are you rapist?
>>34535203why not a definitive 'yes'?
>>34535207It’s a dumb question where the answer is obviously yes.
Kars for Kidz was israeli? lmao
>>34535209>obviouslyIt's not
>>34535204Mostly cuddle stuff, and playing co-op games, and being absolutely destroyed in bed
>>34534512My friend had his wedding called off by his cosplayer gf because liking her posts permafucked his instagram algorithm and she saw his feed had cosplayer chicks on it.Somehow they're still bf/gf but they're waiting to get married now for a little longer (which I think is a good thing, they were kind of rushing and hadn't even dated for a full year) and he deleted his instagram so he didn't have to get into the trolly problem of liking his gf's posts or ruining his algo with cosplay sluts.
Should I put lemon in my coffee
Something has happened but no one will tell me what. And I refuse to apologize for something I don't know if I did so whatever
>>34535204https://youtu.be/igLZuOAuuHQ
WomenYour husband makes just enough to support you and two children. Rent/a mortgage, food, gas, clothes, etc are all covered, but it's tight, not leaving much for savings. Would you be willing to stop working for 5-7 years while the kids are too young for school? Would you be willing to go back to working afterwards?
>>34535204I want to poop back and forth. Like I'll poop into his butthole and he'll poop it back into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.
>>34535223>Would you be willing to stop working for 5-7 years while the kids are too young for school?yes>Would you be willing to go back to working afterwards?no
>>34535214What game do you play?
>>34535223I'd like to at the very least work from home/potentially make money off of creative writing projects as that's a passion of mine.
>>34535225Wtf is wrong with women
>>34535225I have also seen Me and You and Everyone We Know.
>>34535147Rank all the penises that have been inside you, from 1-10.
>>34534834You only need like one date to know if you like somebody, but sometimes people do badly first day so like one or two. To know if you genuinely like them, it takes months of interactions together.
It’s over
Seems she doesn't use the only social media platform I can message her on.So much for being matchmade.
>>34535219isn't this just "we don't like labels"?
>>34534979This is very cute. I love women.
>>34535229nta but based
>>34535071>I like how they smell usually.heartwarming
>>34535237Was it ever not
Trouble's coming
Please dont muder me
>>34535171No i'm straight
>>34535251Since you asked nicely...
>>34535184Why not enjoy eye candy for what it is?
>>34535044Offer it up again after the titty pic
>>34535184Whenever I start liking a cute woman I just look up their social media accounts, that usually kills any feelings I have for them
plap
Femanons, would you wear these typa cute nails for me if I paid for them?
How long does it take to develop social skills
>>34535146No. I hope he doesn't ick if I need to vore it quickly.
>>34535262If you don't have them by the time you're 18 don't bother.
>>34535262I'd say it really depends on what kind of social retard you are. 6 months through 1 year should be enough but people with avoidance or severe autism could take up to 2 years before it's a lost cause.
State gender, and top 3 attractive races you want the person you end up with to be
>>34535262A lifetime.
>>34535262Depends on your autism and looks.
What are social skills anyway.
>>34535269Once in a lifetime Water flowing underground
>>34535262Took me like a year but ypou have to be consistent !
>>34535264>>34535265>>34535269>>34535270I used to be pretty good at talking to people and making friends but I went schizophrenic and have been a hermit for 3 or 4 years and can't have a conversation to save my life now. I look like a cave goblin.
>>345352681. Southern Anglo-American 2. Native Irish3. Norwegian-American
It's scarier realizing I could be in love with literally anyone than it was thinking no one could love me. Decisions and choices and luck
>>34535275Ever had a gf?
Women how do you feel about this statement:>When gyal good, gyal good
>>34535279No. But I had girls into me before I lost my mind.
>>34535178>>34535179It's slutty
>>34535262>>34535264Took me a year to socially adjust from homeschooling (family moved every 6 months) to college at 18, though I wasn't completely neglected during that time and did some extracurriculars (TKD and various nondenom teen youth groups, the latter of which made me confused why people online would ever say they were 'hugless').Honestly it's just trial and error and a lot of exposure therapy.
>>34535284Sluts are precious.
>>34535268Fwhite
Bro thinks they'll say his race
>>34535280makes me think of sean paul
>>34535268Does mediterranean count?Like the dark/brunette hair and pale skin type.
>>34535272The ability to effectively communicate with peopleThe ability to read body language and other nonverbal cuesThe ability to make friends and influence peopleThe ability to read another person's emotional stateThe ability to tell when you're making someone uncomfortable or comfortableI think those are the bare bones of it.
>>34535293You're old.
I dream of making that long drive
I wish I had bigger booooooooooooooobs just a little bigger like just a bit
>>34535300It's ok for men to not have boobs.
>>34535300You can always get a boobjob
>>34535297thanks
>>34535233I can only think about the one that's been fucking me recently. It's 10/10.
>wanna sing this to the colest femanonhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
I want to be raped by a foid
>>34535312The what
>>34535313You can't rape the willing
>>34535314The coolest femanon.
>>34535316Based and Nashpilled
>>34535313Granted, but the foid is BV and you end up hospitalized for an anal prolapse.
>>34535317We ought to perma ban all esls
>>34535316Just use a thorned dildo pipe.
>>34535320You can just leave or do something else that gets you perma banned if you don't want to be here anymore.
Women, top 3 male body parts?
>>34534946Well the thought of her dating this other guy I know who is very clearly pursuing her is what I really don't like, so it's got me thinking I want her to be with me despite it.
>>34535326Women hate male body parts
Women (specifically Latinas), why you can't repress your feelings and emotions (specially anger) like men do?
>5 months into the year>first pool party is today>weight is the same as it was on January 1It could've been worse. But it could've been a lot better if I had just put the damned chocolates down.GenderAre you ready for swimsuit season?
>>34535331>not wanting the best part of dating a Latina
>>34535332MIt's the last month of Autumn here.
>>34535326>belly>chest>arms
>>34535326Chest, stomach, hands, but also arms, thighs, legs, face, brain, all of it really. But I guess chest, stomach, hands
>>34535326Arms, chest, PNEIS
>>34535332F, better than before but I doubt I'll ever feel ready.
>>34535268White M1. Slav2. MENA/Jew3. Persian/Turkic
>>34535333Bro that's the exact reason I am traumatized of women
>>34535331Somebody post the webm.
>>34535326ears eyes and mouth
>>34535300have a baby
>>34535272I found a chart
Men, top 3 female body parts?
>>34535332MI don't go swimming, but walk around topless all the time.
>>34535326Dick arms eyes
>>34535342They can smell weakness. Don't be a wuss.
>>34535326Hip bonesCollar boneEyes
>>34535332Still too cold for swimsuits outdoors, but yes. I swim year round
>>34535349Hips, thighs, nipples
>>34535352But I am scared of life, death and everything
>>34535349Face, boobs, pussy>non clicheHair, eyes, waist/hips
>>345353491. Voice(Massive powergap)(Powergap STILL going)(Powergap still going, but I am abbreviating here)2.Nails(ANOTHER, even BIGGER powergap)3. Face - if it needs to be specific, eyes or mouth.
>>34535351>lists dick firstSign of disloyalty.
women would you date a guy that was really into ear play?
>>34535349HipsWaist Neck
>>34535359What the fuck kind of moid is this even
>>34535360he's playing with his own while posting
>>34535363Found the voicelet.
>>34535332I'm in a similar situation>was on vacation during new years>was 200lbs>told myself for my next vacation I'll get as fit as possible>5 months later>I leave next week>198 lbsI mean, I did start lifting and running and have made some gains, but I'm still a fat fuck who probably isn't getting laid next week
>small flat chest as a manIt's over ain't it
>>34535359Your voice isn't a body part you cockknocker.
>>34535351Are you going to post more selfies behind your husband's back today?
>>34535361Like that weird guy from Star Trek who gets his ears rubbed?
>>34535372Then whatever produces it, easy.
>>345353491. Face2. Waist3. Thighs
>>34535351Is that what you look like? The tits are right
>>34535367lowkey yeah
>>34535365She has a pretty nice voice.
>>34535367Start doing push ups. Try to get to decent volume to get your stamina up and arms ready for more intense stuff. Then go onto weights. Remember to eat enough protein
>>34535380Sounds like a run of the mill fat white woman
>>34535367No. Your face, personality, energy, and overall physical frame are all more important than any single body part
Girls, would you date a guy who only has a soundbar based sound system for his TV, and not a full A/V receiver based system?
>>34535375>weird guy from Star Trek who gets his ears rubbedNever watched star trek, but yeah. Ear rubs sound really nice
>>34535367I weight 40 kg so, yeah I get your pain
>>34535316but she doesn't know that I'm willing
>niggas itt fetishizing larynxes
>>34535380I wouldn't know.
>>34535389small girl or anorexic girl?
>>34535353I think I have good hip bones.
>>34535375Such a great character.Quark may have been a gross disgusting perv, but he was OUR gross disgusting perv.
>>34535389Holy throwability.
>>34535396Small boy. I'm a dude, sadly
Question for women, how seriously do you take who you add to close friends, noticed quite a few girls will put me in their very shortly after I've gotten to know them.I wanna know if this means I got some kinda rizz I'm unaware of, or if the green circles a nothingburger
>>34535392What's wrong with fetishizing a lynx?
i cleaned a little
>>34535392You haven't even heard the worst yet.
Will a women ever find me attractive if i dont have a deep voice?
>>34535402I don't use instagram because I'm not a slave of Israel
>>34535404good girl
>>34535406Tolerate are best
>>34535406Nope, time to hop on hormone therapy
>>34535401You sub 5 ft? Im small too but I'm not close to 90 lb small. Or are you the FTM poster?
i pooped a little
>>34535406men in my vountry can be 300 lbs of pure muscle 6'8 and still have high pitched voices. something about our language must affect their voices
>>34535392Yes
>>34535406YesWomen love twinks
>>34535377Mmm I wanna coom in her
>>34535408
>>34535407Thanks for sharing
>>34535389I know one girl that's 45 and wishes she was 40
>>34535419Thanks for sharting
BAD VOICEBAD VOICEOH WATCHU GONNA DO WHEN SHE CALL FOR YOU
>>34535423>>34535422Cringe ape
>>34535411Yes and even though I hate my body and not being manly enough and the gender I was born, I ain't chopping my dick >>34535420Becasue in a woman anything and I seriously mean anything, looks good to them. Also maybe in her case is because of her height?
I'm eating a burger and these women are sitting across me. This is the scenario I am creating i my head right now.Me: Hey ladies sorry to interrupt, I was just wondering where you were all from?Them: Somethint from something Me: cool are you studying here?Them: somethingMe: me2 cool But anyway one more thing before I leave you in peace. *i look towards this girl that caught my eye* I was hoping to get your phone number if you don't mind?Them if yes: Cool wtf now? Them if no: ah well can't blame a guy for trying haha. We then laugh it off and I wish them a good night. All is well.
>>34535426She's 160cm
>>34535409>>34535411:(>>34535413What country is that?>>34535415I'm not pretty enough to be a twink either
>>34535430Yeah no, she has a mental issue
>>34535427>I'm eating a burger and these women are sitting across me.IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT WOMEN AND SEE FOOD
>>34535435I'm at a burger place we're all eating.
>>34535430Send her over to me.
>randomly ran into the slutty girl from high schoolDid you guys have one of these? How do guys who end up marrying that girl cope?This girl did unspeakable things, I can't imagine marrying her
>>34535433Yes. I've been telling her the same thing.She's highly delusional and stubborn. I accuse her of being autistic too a lot. She's in denial about all of it.
>>34535373No
>>34535441>unspeakable thingslike what?
>>34535441Men are pigs with no dignity
>>34535442Jesus christ I hope she gets better
One day in the very distant future I am going to be a DILF
>state gender>how many discord servers are you in>how many different members of the opposite sex do you message regularly
I'm having liver for dinner tonight. State gender, what are you having?
Do tall women like average height men?
Plap
>>34535450f, one and none
>>34535448One day I'll gain weight and have a belly, or just meat in my bones...
>>34535451f, I had mashed potatoes with green pepper sauce and asparagus
>>34535447At the same time she's the one with a good attention span and a good long term planning mind. She's pursuing highwr education right now while i'm an adhd retard, without much going on careerwise.
>>34535437>doesn't refute being fucking fat
>>34535450Male0 (zero) Discord servers.2 (two) female friends from 4chan.2 (two) female friends from real life (we moved apart but keep in touch online).
>>34535406I know a dude who's got a voice that sounds like he's on helium, it's really funny watching women repulse on instinct the moment he starts talking
>>34535365https://voca.ro/11pxwPjLMwct
>>34535459Because you know I am not.
Women can i twirl your pubes around my fingers?
>>34535467Women don't have pubes. Haha. Have you ever seen porn? Idiot.
>>34535402Can I get a genuine reply to this now please, I don't think I'm asking anything difficult, while yes it's contextual and person by person, I'd still like to hear some thoughts
>>34535464:(
>>34535469Pedo
>>34535450>M>Over 50 for the emotes, but I only actually use about 3>2, but if group chats count about 8
>>34535471nobody here actually uses any social media with such features you weirdo normie, go away
>>34535445She lived in a trailer near me and was a part of my friend group. She was really wild, zero impulse control, high sex drive, pretty hot, not very smart and sought validation by bringing other people sexual pleasure. In other words, easy as hell and down for anything. To say we banged this girl a lot would be a massive understatement She's been in gangbangs, she's been with other chicks, she's had sex in exchange for... Everything, she's done... Everything in public. Yeah. Kinda sad but younger me wasn't gonna say no
>>34535450MActive only in one and my personal notes server. One that I use maybe three times a year that's about gardening.The rest are essentially just emote/notification servers, 11 in total.I can't say, since I don't know how many of them are women.
>>34535477It's relative, I guess you could call me a normie here, but I'd be called you from actual normies
>>34535349Nose, eyes, jaw if each part of the face is differentElse: nose, waist, boobs
>>34535478lol it's always so funny when virgins try to sound like sex-havers
Women, do you wanna be woken up being eaten out? Or would you prefer getting fingered or dicked?
>>34535473That was uncalled for
>>34535484You would be surprised by how many of this type of girl there are. I call them turbo whores, most commonly found in low income communities
>>34535485I would prefer being left the fuck alone you rapist.
>>34535450I use discord exclusively for DMs, but zero serversIt changes from time to time, but currently I just have 1 long time female contact, and it's not on discord (though we met there)
>>34535493Have you been in a successful one? No, because you are a crazy person with FAS
>>34535488>sluts existwow mr virgin here revealing all the hidden esoteric knowledge
>>34535488I know one girl like this and her self hatred is legendary. I became her friend intending to help her out, eventually ended up fucking her, making me no better than anyone else taking advantage of her, so it goes. Men and women can't really be friends
>>34535494You threaten her with your cock? If not, you better start.
>>34535493Longer than you have but not everyone sees that as a ticket for free use. Some people have boundaries when it comes to intimacy, but I understand you don't know anything about that.
>>34535496Massive difference. I've met countless sluts, very few turbo whores
>>34535452Those heels give her a whole foot bruh
>>34535473You talk to random women about their pubic hair, you have no ground to stand on.
>>34535450MI'm in countless WoW discords because I'm too lazy to leave them but I effectively use 4 serversOn just discord? Three.
>>34535402Nothingburger. Some people use it for everyone they've met in person, others (like me) keep it only for people very close to them. These girls are clearly the former type
>>34535503That's not true.
>>34535501yet not one of them will fuck you
>>34535450M1On discord? None. Elsewhere? 2, my gf and my mom
>>34535458Well, there's always light at the end of the tunnel so take it easy frend. Gotta leave now, have to walk my dogs
>>34535505Thought as much, ty
hey guys
>>34535519Omg hiii
>>34535521>>34535519You two should get a room
Women would you still talk to us if you were straight?
Does anybody else think that the 'stats' about how much women make doing OF (in that most make nothing and only like 0.1% make a living at it) are a lie/psyop to placate men from being more against women than they would be if they knew the truth, and that the truth is that there is an enormous quantity of women making tons of money doing it, and they just want to downplay it because it would cause a social outrage if people learned?
>>34535349PersonalityIntelligenceAss
>>34535529No, and i don't get why i should care how much money those sluts make. The ones making no money are just sad.
I don't even know your birthday
>>34535529>it would cause a social outrageWhy exactly should that make me outraged...?
I am at peace with my inceldom
>>34535529Uh, no? Barely anyone makes money off of Youtube/Twitch as well, so it checks out that most OF thots aren't making much either.
>>34535467Ye>He can
>>34535485Kissed awake is much better. Though I sometimes drool into the corner of my mouth.
>>34535543It's an example of why there would be outrage though. They DO make way more and more consistent money than the rates of twitch/youtube.
>>34535546I mean if you're that in love with your conspiracy theory, then be my guest, but I personally think it's retarded.
Good day women, how is your vagina doing today?
>>34535552Will be bleeding heavily soon.
>>34535545girl drool is very lickable
>>34535555His hair is so fucking shit
>>34535545>Though I sometimes drool into the corner of my mouth.dreaming about food?
>>34535544Last I saw your pubes they didn't look long enough to twirl, you gotta grow them out.
Genuinely need to start working again so I can pay good girls to ride my dick off
>>34535450M0does instagram count? 2my ex and my sister
>>34535349FaceBackButt
>>34535529If an enormous quantity of women were making lots of money from it, they'd be shouting from the mountaintops about it because women cannot keep their trap shut.
>>34535561That was over two weeks ago.
State genderHave you made any backups of your data, if you lost your phone and your computer randomly exploded?
>>34535555Uwu *eyelashes fluttering*What's up babe? Want to sex?*rubbing my cheek on his beard*
>>34535349>top 3 female body parts?Left boob, right boob, pussy
>>34535162>Femanons are you racist?No
>>34535162No, but most black people seem to actively hate me.
>>34535572are you illiterate?read the initial question again, its about messaging not fucking
>>34535349Boobs, ass, thighs
>>34535564why are you texting your ex
>>34535574I hope you know Charlie is a fucking idiot that doesn't know the difference between Blackrock and Blackstone. He spreads misinformation because he's dumb.
>>34535572Is this namefag a male? I haven't seen this one before.>>34535579Sad.>>34535571M, none
>>34535581You're a fat white woman. Black men should be falling over themselves to win your affection.
>>34535584we split on good terms and we talk shit, send reels etc.we figured we didnt work as a couple
I am the master stalker. Found his moms facebook
>>34535585There's a difference in the Free Masonry businesses? Rock and Stone sounds on purpose.
>>34535590>>34535587
>>34535594its not that I have to. I enjoy it. she has a good sense of humor, but im not attracted to her at all physically anymore
>>34535589Oh they do, but then they go and do 1.3 million dollars worth of crime.
>>34535582Don't reply to the mentally ill namefag, just filter it out.
>>34535598I talk to my male friends too. The question was about messaging women not men>Why are talking to a exwhy not?
>>34535349FaceTummyHips
>>34535598Why were your kids taken by child protection services?
>>34535591Well
>>34535606What
>>34535349HeadShouldersKneesToes
>>34535349EyesEarsMouthNose
>>34535609Verdict?
Women how would you feel if your man had better skin/hair than you
>>34535613His family is way richer than I thought
>>34535614That's usually the case
>>34535614Impressed
>>34535616Is that a good or bad thing
Women would you hang out with me all day if i was sick?
>>34535593One came from the other, but Blackstone is the one ruining America. Blackrock are the good guys (if you invest through them).>>34535586>Sad.I was being sarcastic. I've been called "the most racist person here," and I wear that proudly. Hispanic racism is in another level.
Women would you ever try period sex?
>>34535570It's probably down to your knees by now then?
>>34535622Doesn't really matter, why do you care
>>34535625Tried it once, and we both gave up due to how messy it was. 3/10 wouldn't try it again.
>>34535627Her gut is
>>34535625I would demand period sex after day 2. Take it out of me.
>>34535624Is this another red v blue kinda thing?
>>34535628It stirs the gold digger in you doesn't it
>>34535623Yeah, with >him. Lots of snuggles and kisses.
>>34535633No it's not my money or ever going to be anyway. His mom has had some scary surgeries also
>>34535634i asked about me, not him. Why even answer my question >:(
I have no friends to eat gyoza with me :(
>>34535641So I can maintain my crazy. I don't think anybody knows who you are, bruh. Fyi
>>34535638So why are you stalking his Instagram if you're not trying to get with him
>>34535643*eating your gyoza*Chirp
The things I'd do for her
>>34535646I am a curious mind
>>34535653All that money piqued your interest I know how women work
>>34534169Midk never had sex lol
>>34535643>>34535649https://www.tiktok.com/@thats_all_fowkes_/video/7519903638379351318
>>34535655Is that why your baby taken by CPS in hospital as soon as it was born?
>>34535649I would eat gyoza with you even though you are crazy in the head
>>34535654No I was trying to find his birthdate
>>34535664Why are you lying? Your baby was taken the first time immediately after it was born.
>>34535658stupid baka gaijins ruining the japanese children again
>>34535660that’s not the kind i want
WomenHow common are mood boards? How much do you update yours?
Friend invited me to a swing dance classShould I stay or should I go?
>>34535657Ye, then he'll be forced to take care of me.Haha yay.
>>34535675Should I go now
>>34535667But now you've seen that and the gears are turning
>>34535676Girl you are so ghetto!!! Holy shit
>>34535661Hehe hellz yeah
>>34535683I don't think that's him
>>34535680No not really his Beverly Hills mom scares me
>>34535664>>34535676These are the mighty, White "natives" that are going to reclaim Canada in the name of the Fourth Reich, btw.
>>34535685I would try if a girl invited me
>>34535687Think about it tho. She can probably hook you up with some killer lip fillers and blow up tits
>>34535675If I go there will be troubbllllllleIf I stay it willbe doubblllllllleee
Waking up with morning wood reminds me I’m still alive
>>34535686No, this is >himSweet smile hehe
Why do women do this shit?
>>34535697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2KN06dS7c
How do I start a viral trend of walking backwards?
>>34535692Eww
>>34535701Because my titz look great at this funeral
>>34535703>>34535703Have backwards knees and walk forward.
>>34535705I thought every girl wanted bigger lips and boobs
Why do women like male hips?
>>34535707Uh huh
>>34535611Knees and toes?
>>34535711I don't want fillers or silicone
>>34535676You said it was because the doctors lied about you having toxoplasma.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33020236/#q33021413
>>34535711You can do that by getting fat and sucking dick. EZ
>>34535701Women are genuinely insane sociopaths.
>>34535716What do you want then
>>34535706>Because my titz look great at >his funeral
>>34535718Hats off to the guy who tricked women into thinking sucking dick makes your lips bigger.
>>34535712Lickin em
>>34535701To be fair I woulda been full Mark Zuckerberg at that funeral if I was sitting next to her
>>34535728Wtf is wrong with his nipples
Cheswick is sexy as fuck
>>34535725Nothing
>>34535675Go. Swing dancing is fun when you get the hang of it.
>>34535732Name on
>>34535727No, mechanically it actually does because if you do proper bj technique by covering your teeth with your lips, it builds the area by traumatizing it. Making your lips fatter. Truly when I see women with thin lips I think they just don't suck dick.
>>34535688/atoga/ has not one, but TWO clinically insane, obese single mothers who lost custody of their kids, giving relationship advice.
>>34535731They're fuzzy. Still lickable.
>>34535591But why
>>34535734I know what you want
>>34535349I can't pick three. It's all about harmony.
>>34535701Is that Gregg Popovich?
>>34535743Cheswick and Gary are the only people in this thread who have lost custody. BlueValkyrie never lost custody, that's just something people made up when they were desperate to insult her.Some of you people get too obsessive about our local permanent retards.
>>34535300I wish I had a bigger dick
>>34535735Sure he has. We all believe you.
>>34535746For fun>>34535747Okay
>>34535749Well I know he does pullups, bar, and likely running or hiking. Probably hand weights too. Otherwise is pure guessing.Oh btw, I pushed 300lbs on the leg press last monday.
Why do you guys give this much of a fuck about the lives of neamefags? Their lives are miserable enough.
>>34535758Well, what did you learn?
>>34535754She did though. If she had to take care of kids she wouldn't be here 24/7
>>34535759So you…stood up?
>>34535767I'm not here 24/7 tho.I am just more capable of multitasking than you dumb niggers.
>>34535770No, I could fireman carry two charlies.
>>34535767>She did thoughWishful thinking.
Waiting for the day when all namefags drop dead
>>34535765Sure. The doctor threatened you and your baby and that's why it got taken by CPS and now the doctor has been arrested and charged with a crime. Very believable.
You ever want to go out to an ice cream shop, but you don't go because you don't want to get ice cream on your face and look like an idiot?
Need a strong fat woman to carry me over the threshold on our wedding night.
>>34535781You might as well kys now.
>>34535767she probably just handed it over to the grandparents
>>34535785I've started eating frozen bananas instead of ice cream and now my life couldn't be better.
>>34534243I know. I'm trying not to talk about her as much or go places she might be or I went with her. This whole situation just really fucked me up. Thanks, anon
>>34535785No. I don't want horny men seeing me lick something phalic.
>>34535793>lickYou eat the whole cone in one bite, don't even play.
>>34535792And why was CPS there?
You ever sit back and think that these are just real people walking around outside irl
>>34535804It's terrifying that they're allowed to vote
>>34535810This is what led me to have a “democracy is actually terrible” phase
>>34535810It's terrifying that they aren't forcibly sterilized.
Is there anywhere this isn't true?
>>34534169MFront I like making out and seeing her face is always a plus desu
>>34535804I breathe against my will
>>34535763Saw his baby pictures
>>34535806It takes more than a phone call to CPS for them to open a file while you're still pregnant and for them be present at the birth so they can take the baby into immediate custody.
>>34535812The point is you have just as much freedom and influence in society as I do and that's a very bad thing. My taxes are keeping you on life support and that's a very bad thing.
>>34534214MTodayI probably won't ever get to hold her in my arms and be with her
Foids, why do you hate coffee dates so much? Are you trying to just extract maximum value of a full restaurant dinner out of the guy? You are not dating with intention when you are doing this, are you?
>>34535775>It named both ass cheeks Charlie
>>34535830Sure. You being a homeless violent crackhead had nothing to do with it.
>>34535827Who
>>34534274Same, I actually have no real "social" hobbies, nor do I feel a strong need to socialize a lot with others, but I do want a lot of affection from and with and to one person in particularI'm horrendously codependent and a loner otherwise
If boobs make a sad man happy, what is the women version?
Are there any lesbians in the chat
>>34535842You were homeless.
>>34535844Sniffing our farts. It makes them feel like they belong to someone.
>>34535840The woman I love
I can burn 60 minutes an hour
I sure wish this dumb cracked out whore would shut the fuck up
>>34535829your video is of such poor quality that I can't even be baited into raging with it because I can't tell what the fuck she is supposed to be saying other than I assume something about how it shows you don't value her instantly before knowing her, which IS ragebaity, but I'm significantly more baited by the shitty video quality.
Can someone explain this "birdhands" thing that women are always doing in all these social media videos and why they do it and why so many guys seem to get bent out of shape over it. I've heard multiple people complain about it but I really don't understand it at all.I'm not a woman by the way.
>>34535858Imagine how crunchy the audio must be
>>34535844being pumped and dumped by one of the 3 richest men in the city you're in. That's pretty much it. If you notice there is a slight imbalance in the requirements there, just know that it's by design and you aren't allowed to talk about it.
>>34535779YAAAAA
>>34535859I've never heard of this. Spend your time less online, or at least on less retarded places online.
>>34535832Hahahaha
>>34535864Like this fucking forum?
>>34535858Agreed. I'm not at all raged by the topic, but trying to read the subtitles and the shitty video quality got to me.
>>34535861Are you talking about Ashley St. Claire? She's gone full 100% woke now btw.
>If you don't care about the outcome it is impossible not to succeed.
>>34535857
I have to say it again, some women are utterly fucking surreal with how attractive they are.Like, they do not compare to the rest of any man or woman at all.
>>34534005Where would you rather work. Same job, different site. Workplace1>Closer>99% no chance of traffic (going against)>Takes 15 to 20 mins in general to get to and from work>Almost guaranteed to be home before 530>Generally leave at 835/840>Have to work like a dog and more stress, more lazy staff Workplace 2>6km further>Higher chance of traffic>Theoretically should take 17-20mins to get there with highway>Generally have to leave 825 and on average get home 540-6pm>More chill workplace and pleasant people
>>34535883>the simp mind
>>345358892Stress is an insidious killer
>>34535844>If boobs make a sad man happy, what is the women version?Arms.
>>34535892Sorry for not bringing up trannies, like you chadsexual incels like to do.
>>34535889Obviously the second.
>>34535889M2If I don't want to do it I can't do it well, if I want to do it then I will excelGive me the chill place
>>34535785>You ever want to go out to an ice cream shop, but you don't go because you don't want to get ice cream on your face and look like an idiot?No. Literally nothing will stop me going to an ice cream shop.
>>34535883can we get some examples
>>34535900The woman who made me think that just now goes by mimmiikyu.
black women of /atoga/is it true that white guys are really easy to get if you're a black girl?
>>345358892. I drive an extra 25 minutes a day to not have to carry retards all day.
>>34535625>Women would you ever try period sex?Why wouldn't I? All you have to do is put down a towel.
>>34535907What’s the point of armor when most of the body us exposed
>>34535485Doing any of those would get you dumped on the spot.
Women, would you 69 with him for hours on end?
>>34535909Boosting morale.
>>34535859I’m a woman and I have no clue what you are talking about
>>34535909What's the point of replying to a namefag who only spams slop?
>>34535912Yes
>>34535907Is there a reason your tits look suspiciously familiar or is it just the phenotype of bored white woman housewives
>>34535914Seeing her die first isn’t going to raise morale
>>34535896I'm super straight
>>34535919It’s fun to shit on them.
Elf has nice tits but she's a total slut for posting them desu
>>34535930They're pretty nice to be desu
>>34535912Why do virgins think sex should last for hours.
>>34535924You don't put your figureheads on the front line. You have them make their rousing speech, make little show of leadership, and then pull them back to the stern.
>>34535930People be desperate WomenLowkWalkPass tranny34
Should I buy alcohol or ice cream
tfw no femanon to put her hands on my hips and guide me into her.
>>34535931Yeah but she's a slut too don't forget>>34535936Alcohol
>>34535936I like ice cream with alcohol.
>>34535851Is she dead
>>34535936It's hard to beat ice cream, it's like a top tier dessert.
>>34535940No she's just related to me
>>34535937No offense but the hands would sooner be on your dick than your hips
>>34535930if you like tranny cleavage you'll love r/TransBreastTimelines
>>34535943Damn nigga
>>34535803I did that today. I also found icecream pouches too.
>>34535944That's cool too.
>>34535939I would but they stopped selling it here. It wasn't enough to get you buzzed, anyway.>>34535941I like a good kit Kat but that won't fill the void
>>34535907Is this She-Ra?
>>34535950>Ice cream pouchesIs this AI or something? What the fuck
>>34535947I know, it sucksShe'll also probably be in my life forever so I'll be constantly reminded of how I can't be with her how I want. She's lovely and it kills me
>>34535955How does that work? The wafers won't melt. You might as well melt better quality chocolate
Women do you enjoy holding penises?
>>34535956caters to fatties who want to suck back ice cream without having to make the effort to raise a spoon
>>34535904>>34535898>>34535897>>34535894Yeah the 2nd site is kind of cushier position too (mostly doing computer stuff but willing to help out other ways)
>>34535950cutes shoes
Why does everyone have anxiety nowadays? Are men and women just spineless faggots these days?
Femanons, I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue, so imagine what I'd do to that kitty.
>>34535969More of an ass man
>>34535946https://www.reddit.com/r/TransBreastTimelines/comments/1t8ybpn/hrt_for_last_3_years_9_months/Damn these are some fucking bazongasGuess I can't make the joke about what the fuck they feed these people, since it's in the title...
>>34535967I grew up in an abusive family and have been homeless, no idea why other people are fucked up
>>34535846>Are there any lesbians in the chatYou rang?
>>34535965>mostly doing computer stuffI will warn you if you haven't worked a stationary job before, it's very different from a physically stressful job. Sitting at a desk all day can be chill but you can also go brain numbed
>>34535946What makes you say that’s a tranny lol
>>34535969fondling, kneeding, and sucking with hands, mouth and tongue, yeah
>>34535975Yeah is scissoring as hot as it looks? T.moid
>>34535968You’ll keep your tongue in your mouth and wiggle it around?
femshits,tell me about your day.
>>34535969Yes
>>34535969I want to fondle her breasts while spooning and falling asleep together.
>>34535974In your case I understand, but there are well off people with a well off childhood who also have muh anxiety
Since men take hormones to grow tits, couldn't women with small breasts not take those too?Like instead of having an invasive breast augmentation operation, pop those pills for a year or so?Obviously it'd be better for their bodies to do neither, but I'm talking about women who would do the operation.
>>34535981i went to target and now im back home, very eventful
>>34535981>femshitshttps://www.open-access.bcu.ac.uk/15261/1/draft_paper_dehumanising_metaphors_clean_copy.pdf
>>34535969in theory yes, but ive never touched one
>>34535961Yeaaahhhhh buddy
GenderDo you watch streamers? Who?Yes we know who you watch, BV
>>34535987Sometimes they do. Literally what it was made for, and it work best before puberty.
>>34535990NTA but neat read thanks
>>34535987I think the tissue has a certain potential to grow and if you've gone through female puberty then you've already reached it. Same reason taking T will grow a woman's clit but not a guy's dick.
>>34535994MJerma and Zorban and if Max0r counts as a streamer then I watch him on occasion too
>>34535994M No
>>34535987fucks with fertility and causes cancer.
>>34535981I drove so far.
>>34535994Male, no.
>>34535994I really only watch vinny (and sometimes his friends)
>>34535994MNot anymore, used to watch imaqtpie
>>34535994FNon. Can’t think of any names either
>>34535995I am aware they're prescribed when they have hormonal issues, but I meant in this case strictly for adults and to be "more feminine". And obviously not for any actual medical issue, but basically as a replacement for plastic surgery that they have to pay themselves.>>34535997>taking T will grow a woman's clitI never thought of that, but I guess it makes sense. lolThanks for clarifying.>>34536000I guess it causes stronger or more extensive cell growth in the breasts that can more likely lead to breast cancer?
>>34536005What do you mean you don't know jerbagerba? How can you not follow boopsamighty?? You've really never streamed dallabamboom???
>>34535998>JermaBased
>>34535994MI watch people doing first playthroughs of Dark Souls
>>34535994MYeah, I watch some eSports-ish stuff like CTWC, GDQs.I also watch some Rocket League and PUBG streamers every now and then, particularly the eSports analysis/watch parties.
>>34535961>Hispenis>>34535981I got lunch with my dad, went to the craft store, and rode the bus and extra 20 minutes so I didn't have to walk a mile and a half when it might rain.>>34535994I watch a lot of YouTube but no streamers. It doesn't appeal to me I want the boring parts edited out.
>>34536011From memory who had the most unique run? Not exactly successful
wheres my state mandated flat chested, big assed, gf??
Femanons, how tall are you?
>>34536012Do you play any competitive games? I respect it but I could never dedicate the grind
They're putting endocrine disruptors in the breakfast cereal
>>34536017174cm
>>34535889FIf hourly, the second place. If salary, the former.>>34535903>is it true that white guys are really easy to get if you're a black girl?Not all white men. But it's like certain white boys take extra damage from black magic while some are naturally resistant or immune.>>34535909The same way a laborer uses gloves to protect their hands, as it is what earns them their money, a woman must protect the tits, ass, and feet.>>34535979>Yeah is scissoring as hot as it looks?Yes, but I assume it's the same as frotting is for men. It's pleasurable and you can orgasm from it if you're doing it right, but it's effectively foreplay.
>>34536014Best recent run was Bind, let's just say if you could do something wrong other than leveling resistance, he did it
while ago on a music concert i randomly met a chick from my gym.she recognized me, i introduced myself. asked her name and told her to have fun since she said shes "looking for her mates"fast forward couple weeks. i see her at gym again but she acts like im complete stranger, maybe even avoiding eye contact like before that concert.im really ugly am i.... or i gave her the ICK
Do women like looking at men frotting?
>>34536023>feeti need a lazy footjob from disinterested girl whos just scrolling her phone in middle of it
>>34536019The two I mentioned, though I had to uninstall RL, because the players are just too toxic and it takes a lot of fun away. When a multiplayer game feels like work, it's time to stop, despite having several hundred hours in it. All my friends I used to play with have stopped too and it got really hard to convince any to come online and play for an evening.I still play PUBG, but only once or twice a week anymore. Same applies to my friends with PUBG as it does with RL.Have been playing both for ~9 years now.
>>34536006women's breasts contain far more glandular tissue which makes them more susceptible to cancer and excessive estrogen can cause ovarian cancer.
>>34535994F i watch xqc and joe bart
Either gender, what is your opinion on the hottest professional wrestler out there, Danhausen?
>>34536025Lmao I think I'll check it out. Are the whole streams worth watching or should I search for edits?I remember leveling resistance on my first run too. Those rats underneath the burg bridge kicked my ass
>>34535918I like how these Foids out here act like they don't know nothing about nothing when it comes to all the women doing birdhands in videos.
>>34536041Yep, no clue
Women would you prefer to only look at women or men for the rest of your life?
Where's my sadistic giantess gf who pins my legs down with her thumb as I try to run away?
>>34536040His edited video is good
>>34536036FI like that he calls the Bellas clones. I also think it's genius that he is wrestling sparingly. He's saving a spot for another wrestler and keeping his body healthy.>>34536038Eww. I hate having cum on my toes. It's like I stepped in warm snot.>>34536046Women. I know this may come as a shock.
>>34536050>I know this may come as a shock.nah not really
>>34535452>>34536017>>34536047Chill out.
>>34536046If all I have to do is look at them not talk to them then it doesn't really matter
I have a terrible angry pimple that's not ready to pop on the side of my nose right next to my eye where my sunglasses are supposed to go what do I do
>>34535988cute! what did you get?>>34535990i'm not an incel and it is just banter but interesting paper (i only read the abstract)>>34535992favorite streamer? whom? and you better not say hasan piker or i'm gonna hasan pike your brain stem (tase you like his dog)>>34535994mbasically just Jerma and Vinesauce
>>34536052it's a horndog kinda day
>>34536058Leave it
>>34536058skewer it with a needle then squeeze out all the gunk
Do women ever get horny outside of ovulation?
Why are women the worst tippers?
>>34536072Can you learn to fucking spell and use grammar properly you crack whore
>>34536071MThis is just disheartening
>>34536038be my gf>>34536050>i hate having cum on my toesunlucky
Wish I was some woman's >him
Women,there's a button that if you press it will perfectly fix men except it has one flaw- it gives all men permanently small baby hands. Would you press it?
>>34536071>the black woman who yaps the longest asking for 650k is a single mom who gave her ass for free for some tyronethey never change
>>34536081Small price to pay for the betterment of mankind u_u
>>34536081i'd do it even if it didnt fix them, it would be pretty funny to watch men have to adjust to such a change
>>34536071They'll all let an unemployed Chad hit for free. This is just a requirement for their future hubbies.
alpha fucks beta bucks
>>34536074Men will watch some 80iq Stacy say the dumbest shit and be like why are all women like this
>Woman complimented my photo on /soc/Later, incels.
>>34536098show us the post
You will never have a robot bottle with Mega Bots.
>>34536094That's gay bro
Both genders. Do you understand this joke?
>>34536074>sad anime girl reaction imageOpinion immediately discarded.
>>34536100No, I'm naked.
My brother cooks his NEET gf dinner when he gets home from work. Why are men like this?
>>34536111Fine >>>/soc/35040991
>>34536116Gayyyy
>>34536115Play him the song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
>>34536071The (probably lesbian) girl from the full video is actually pretty based and seemed cool.
>>34536116Wow she looks like shit
>>345361285'10" and I think I have enough chest hair.
>>34536106They used the potion that makes your clothes disappear instead of the detergent.
>>34536116AHAHAHAHA nigga no woman fucking complimented that why are you standing like that, hockey stick ahh dih
Do you think pedophilia was involved?Or is something else going on?
>>34536139Chest hair is gross, prefer my men shiny smooth
>>34535452Me
It's great that Nonce Island was exposed, but why isn't anything being done about the many politicians and CEOs who are homosexual rapists and who fuck adults in the arse, instead of only the ones who like young flesh?
>>34535452>it's ok when women do it but not when men do it with "when she says she's 4'10""
>>34536143You're 5'8", that's not that tall. It's shorter than an average height man.
>>34536036Perhaps a bigger flop for Tony Kahn than both Cody and Punker.
>>34536149I dislike looking up.
He has had the most horrible sort of ointments applied to his penis by his erotic servants. He has even once masturbated before an audience of his admirers using liquid diesel oil, and another time using tar.
>>34536153>liquid diesel oil, and another time using tar.Sounds awful.
Do you all go rhythm? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erR5PSfKo7w
>>34536153As opposed to SOLID 15w-40?
Women would you date a man that listens to nightcore still?
>>34536146Wrong thread and board.
>>34536158Ye
How are you doing your part to combat the evils of child marriage and the sexual abuse of animals?
What kind of antics would we get up to on atoga island? what kind of paintings or on the walls?
>>34536157He has attached Christmas lights to his penis while standing on the balcony of his flat and masturbating, so that tourists walking along the street below could look up and gaze upon the majesty of his cock.
Jacking people off with oil derivatives? In this economy??
>>34536168the foid sanctuary would be alive and well.
>>34536167The rifle oil was covered in pig and cow fat as an intended insult to the Hindoo and Mohammaden soldiers. It was for this reason that they mutinied against their officers and administrators.
Do women even care ?
>>34536175No
>>34536176why not?
>>34536175No, anon, they do not care for your selfishness or your feelings of romantic entitlement to female attention.
You have been anally raped, by an especially trained rape dog. The dock dick has been inside of you.
>>34536167Hnngg rubbing his barrel.
>>34536168I would expose my muscular bare feet, so that people can publicly goon to the sight of my soles and toes.
>>34536182That's clearly a woman dressed as a man.
>>34535450M33 (Mom, Grandma, the girl I'm dating)
I think girls are GROSS!
>>34536188I agree, they're yucky.
>>34536178Vague whininess and entitlement to being mothered by all and any women that would give you the time of day.
>>34536185Go away trannychaser.>He's MY MAN
Busted women deserve love too.
>>34536189You've never gotten a boner from a woman taking her flip flops off and grappling your cheekbones with her bare toes
>>34536191Not much of a man, is he?
4chan taught you how to hate.I will teach you how to love.I will be your Love Instructor.
My bfs coworker smiles like a fuckin quokka. It's disarming but I feel distrustful of it.
They will torture you.
I found her Letterboxd account.
M and F, what do you think about this?
>>34536202FDid the questionnaire ask the men if they like women for their bodies or personalities? Because men have a habit of mistaking their lust for women as liking women.
>>34536202>Wolf has positive opinion of lambs
>>34536202>women are wired to be selective>men are wired to spread their seedany other stunning revelations for us?
>>34536168>What kind of antics would we get up to on atoga island?I would be like Brynhild and would only sleep with a fearless moid that could defeat me in battle.>>34536170>Jacking people off with oil derivatives? In this economy??Never thought dry handjobs would be a recession indicator.>>34536181t. IDF soldier to Palestinian>>34536202It says a lot about where men and women are right now.
Brewski time
Is the female body visualizer accurate?https://bodyvisualizer.is.tue.mpg.de/
HIGHWAYTO THEDANGER ZONE
>>34536194As much man as I want. :)
I should become a dentist
>>34536202>picture creator didn't put the red part of the chart and instead put the blue part
>>34536216I hear it's good money and reliable work
>>34536216A lot of baddies in that profession
>>34536215Oh so you like men who look both physically and mentally ill
Dentist femanon strapping me to the operating chair and putting things in my mouth!
>>34536218closest thing to a torturer in this timeline other than a torturer>>34536219trueee
>>34536219
>>34536220Hun, you need a therapist. The projection isn't working tonight.
When I was 12 years old, my stepmother decided I was going to be a future homosexual. So she hired a love instructor for me, a 40 year old man who would lubricate my anus and sodomize me nightly, and teach me how to suck cock and gracefully have my cock sucked. It was a family tradition of my stepmother's. When she was young, her parents hired two Ghanian wrestlers to make love to her in her adolescence and teach her how to pleasure and be pleasured by men. Did you have a Love Instructor growing up?
>>34536224kek
>>34536226Nigga
Listen up, witches.Your names are going on the Hex Offender Registry.
>>34536224Real. Last time I went everywhere I looked there were blond tatted women with curves. What is it about dentistry that pulls them in?
>>34536211It's not great.
Don't have sex with your ex.It will make your life complex.
>>34536235Goofy
Women, what is it about the word pretty that ties you on so quickly?
>>34536211It doesn't work with anime girl sizes, so fuck it.
Women, halp, have you ever done this?>kinda regular at a coffeeshop, the staff like me all on friendly terms.> meet a beautiful girl there>find out she's a gf of a guy who is also a regular>talk to them both, friendly conversation, they both reciprocate/ask me questions, honeslty just normal convo like anyone else>the guy, whether I talk with him with his gf around or not always has a very "okay bye now" vibe about his talks with me, like he's always trying to get me to go away. this happened only a couple times, I don't talk to him as directly anymore>His gf on the other hand seems more open to me>invite his gf to come check something out on my laptop while he's gone bc we had a common interest>she follows and we chat for a bit but I get up and tell her I got to get back to work, literally it was 3-5 minutes max her bf wasn't at the shop>she goes back to her spot, I go back to work, a couple hours pass>bf comes up to me and tells me she felt uncomfortable that I brought her "back there" (they were in the front room I was in the back room) and to not talk to her anymoreI don't know if this just means I'm a disgusting troll or what. I dated a girl who looked like her before, she's beautiful I gotta say, I am interested in stealing her but is this just made up? I dont think she was uncomfortable.We work in the same mall. I was thinking of stopping by her store to verify the story. this has 2 possible outcomes:1. she didn't feel uncomfortable but told him I was cool and her bf is insecure, thats where I invite her to a date2. it was true and she calls security on me/makes that coffeeshop a weird ass place to be.I'm dating two different women, I get along with women/people in general well. I get told im handsome, have a good voice/smooth talker. I really dont get it. I didn't even touch her or get close. she got up and came to my table on her own. my back was to a corner. This has to be a story by a jealous boyfriend, right?
Ladies. You have very sexual ankles and toes. Especially the toes, I get turned on when I see you wiggle them, or play with the straps of your sandals between your big and little toe. Oh, it's so sexy! Sexy sexy SEXY!
>>34536241i would genocide an entire peoples if it meant i got back together with my ex.
>>34536246nice fake story
FOIDS I will be eating pussy in 45 minutes, please give me your best tips so I don't embarrass myself.
Ever time you're telling secrets.I remember how it used to be. And I realize how much I miss you.And I realize how it feels to be free.
>>34536251You better be posessing >his body or get ready to die.
>>34536251I read somewhere that you do the alphabet and stop when something happens
>>34536211This is handy because when women post their measurements I have no idea what that would look like.
>>34536253What?
>>34536249LLMs have been a disaster for 4chan. there was a time when faggots had to put effort into writing their bait.
I know about your penis, you little shit! Someone needs to punch and smack your penis. Needs to start whaling on your penis and gonads until they both turn red and you beg for it to stop.
You are banned from expulsion to some country! Deportation time, fool! You maybe will get deport!
You no longer live on a boat. Now you live in a house.
>>34536267Understandable, have a great day
>>34536267>>34536268At least it's not about sodomy
I don’t want a bf, I need a bf
Men I'm bored.Are you capable of typing something in reply?
>>34536274should I text her?>>34536273hello fine shit
>>34536275Don’t tease me
>>34536274Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball.
>>34536273>I don't want you, I need youyou rang?
>kill someone>literally put in adult time out
>>34536276but it is so fun
>>34536202i love women
>>34536279>do chores for a company>get good boy points to redeem for goods and services
>meet girl online - she likes me>voice call with girl - she likes my voice>exchange pics - she likes how i look>asks to meet up with me>we meet up - she doesnt like me any more>ghosts me the next day an deletes all her accountsThis also applies to dating apps too. What can I do to fix this apparently gap between women liking me virtually, but in real life suddenly they dont? Do I smell? I shower before any meetup. I wear nice clothes and present myself well.I talk and act the same way as I did on video and audio calls.Something about me turns them off so bad that they do a 180 after the date ends.
Should I even bother trying to pursue my crush if she just got a fancy new high paying job while I failed the interview for mine? I just feel beneath her now
Women have you ever accidentally nuked a friendship you didn't want to
>>34536285Maybe they expected more in person but you were just the same.
>>34536288Yes.
>>34536289Do you have any suggestions on how I could do “more”?
I can't believe they made a movie literally about me
>>34536294Are you the guy or the girl?
>>34536286it doesn't matter what you are/did. women who get high paying jobs are never looking for a relationship unless they've been in the position for years. getting a new high paying job is usually when women start dumping any bf's they have
>>34536291What happened?
>>34536283What’s wrong with that. There’s no other way, it’s like squid game. There needs to be workers gathering goods and doing goods r&d
>>34536275No
>>34536299Too many beers and tacos one night led to an unfortunate and messy incident on their new sofa.
>>34536288No. People just do hateful shit at me and I ignore them.
>>34536299We drifted apart because it became long-distance, and he started getting needy so I told him I couldn't handle his drama anymore.
>>34536315>abandon friend for missing youyou sound like a real winner
>>34536295Guy, duh
>>34536294this movie doesn't seem very good
>>34536311no friends?
Men, why is your prostate in your bootyhole?
>>34536320Oh no, I still have friends. Plus most people are nice to me anyway.
>>34536321Keeps it warm and stinky (women are naturally familiar with this)
>>34536249How's it fake?
There should be more fake jobs for women but we also need to get rid of them from middle management, there’s some real tension there, so we need to pivot the middle management beckys into “leadership” roles with cute goals like ambassadorship (cheerleading), environmental protection (save cute animals), wetnurses as well as greenlight project leaders tasked with increasing white birth rates
>>34536321so taking up the bum feels good
>>34536321It's not in the bootyhole, you can just put pressure on it through the bootyhole.
>>34536324Just sounds extremely dumb and stupid
>>34536321What did you eat today?
Both genders. Who was in the wrong here?
>>34536273Hey
>>34536336I love tricking dumb bald moids into not kicking footballs. Why does he still do it?
>>34536321To make taking a dump less boring
>>34536316He had a gf but started aggressively love bombing me and complaining about her. I didn't want to deal with that shit.
>>34536332Which part?
>>34536339do you get poop chills?
>>34536342Not gonna help you write better prompts for your bait
>>34536336Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Charlie Brown really needed to stop falling for the football bullshit eventually.
Genders,Should we make a movement that social studies for elementary kids needs to start with this? >>34535348
>>34536344I don't understand how it looks fake. Are you asocial?
>>34536349F, if you actually ever took the time to read through the official school curriculum, you'd know that those already are all the exact teaching goals. As a mother you should know that.
>>34536352nta but everyone knows it's bait
>>345361151. I like cooking and have a lot of friends who do, it's relaxing and if I drink a beer while I do then I get to pretend I'm working at a shitty restaurant2. Pussy3. If she cleans the bathroom I'd actually consider that a fair trade for cooking and cleaning the kitchen, I fucking hate cleaning a bathroom there's so many different fucking surfaces
Love watching Jacobfuckingjones
>>34536357who
>>34536115My brother does too, and she doesn't drive either.
>>34536357Bangbros?
>>34536336He yelled at her in front of her crush so he kinda deserved it
Kept seeing people on the street kissing the way we did. You had no originality
>>34536362Kissing isn't about being innovative you fucking retard.
>>34536363it is probably from a song fren
>>34536364Obviously, it's still mega cringe to type something like this out because that's what caught your attention.
>>34536358I love watching Jacob fucking Jones
Is he actually dead though?
>>34536365what>>34536366is jones a girl
>>34536353Do you live in yurope?
>>34536368No
just had sex
Ears are ringing again
>>34536363If you don’t have a signature kiss you don’t love her enough
have you ever felt truly loved by a partner? i mean where you could be open about anything and be confident they would get it?
>>34536375With?
>>34536375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
>>34536379Aside from not being able to tell her that I love her I actually feel that with my sister desu
>>34536379with a friend, yes. Never had a partner
>>34536379No
>>34536382Are you the guy who's hopelessly in love with his relative
>>34536385Yeh it's a new larp I'm cultivating for attention
>>34536386I'm gonna kiss you bro
>>34536379No.
>>34536386You're not me, nor is it a larp, regrettably, I do wish I could just be a normal doting brother>>34536385Yeah, what of it
>>34536391Good luck bro.
>>34536389That's gay bro
Why is atoga so gay tonight
>>34536393This is so funny
>>34536379Yeah, once
>>34536393My nigga you have to go out and meet women
>>34534294M. First the face, then focus on the eyes or any other thing that grabs my attention i.e her hair if I like it. Finally on overall figure (ass or tits if I can sneak a peek)
Getting a gf would solve around 90% of my problems
>>34536401I have five ex girlfriends, I have female friends, I work with multiple women, and I can talk to strangers. I'm just into her, man. I don't even have eyes for other women since I've been around her so much, she just registers as "wife" in my head, or maybe "angel".
>>34536405what are your problems
>>34536396I'm no gayer than usual.
>>34536408Need sex
>>34536408no gf
>>34536408dick too big
>>34536406Try this. Head trauma can sometimes trigger amnesia/episodic memory wipe. If you orchestrate something like that and separate her from everyone who knows her you can then convince her that she's your wife. Dont try to have kids though.
>>34536414>just harm the woman you love???
>>34536415You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
>>34536355How is it bait??
GendersWhat's the quickest way to the opposite gender's heart?
>>34536396Women are all going out with Chad tonight, so only men left
>>34536418Between the 4th and 5th rib
Femanons who watch porn, do you have any favorite stars?
>>34536418MMoney
I’m so shocked that I’ve been manipulated and tricked!
>>34536246Srsly, can someone help?I talk to everyone in the coffee shop I didn't touch her, ask her out or ask for her number. We talked about bland shit. Do people think it's fake because of how social and chad I am?
>>34536419Femanon can shit post from chad dates
Foids, why do you like Harry Potter so much?
>>34536416he already wants to break her eggs with his seed, leave the poor guy alone
>>34536418MBeing emotionally vulnerable.
>>34536418MBe tall and fit with a good face, hair, and smile. That's basically it>>34536422Maybe after 30 or so, but the true redpill is that younger women just want to have fun
>>34536418mfor me, it was appearing in her dreams
>>34536428I'm indifferent on having kids and there's a lot of other complicated factors in our lives so kids probably never would've been on the table unless we were to adopt or foster, which could be cuteCould maybe even live somewhere where nobody knows us, just living openly with her would be enough for me desu
>>34536427Radcliffe was cute and magic was cool.
todo mundo sabe que eu ainda te amopode demorar um mês até mil anoseu vou tar aqui vou tar aqui te esperandocom champanhe na mão comemorando
>>34536170Just use margarine on my dick
>>34536433in all seriousness, i feel for you anon, that has to be hellish. would probably be something worth going to therapy for.
>>34536433Didn’t realize Agni posted on adv
>>34536440not true, i was very open to my ex about how i feel, though i don't really fear much. i get anxious in the moment about many things, i guess i fear on other people's behalf. i viscerally freeze and hate roaches, but that's not really a fear. happy?
>>34535262Took me a decade.
>>34536445I don't fear roaches, they're just gross. I hate spiders though, and the most vile, evil creature I've ever seen was a giant desert centipede that startled me in the middle of the night when I was out doing astrophotography and dropped my lens cap.
>>34536451who wants to hear a depressive person talk
>>34536451Worst idea ever
>>34536441It's really complicated, because on the one hand, if I could just rend my body apart and become someone new so that I could love her properly, no matter how much it hurt, by God I would reform myself however I needed to do so. It's agonizing. On the other hand, she's such a delight to have in my life that I can't really imagine going without her; having her as a roommate is better than having anything aside from having a perfect gf (ie. having her as a gf). She perks me up when I'm down, and she keeps me going through the worst of it. I'd liken it to a moth and a flame; I want her, but if I ever try getting too close, I'll burn, and who knows what will happen to her?>>34536444Nice trips
should i start to worry now that i feel sad watching young couples and families being happy on the street
>>34536457>gf404 not found (but I would've cried into her shoulder if I had one and she was there until she calmed me down)
>>34536460>I am depressed>Why are you depressed just be happy>omg it is solved now
Are we rocking with the new drake album? Dog, I was aidin' Ross with streams before Adin Ross had ever streamedAnd, Khaled, you know what I meanThe beef was fully live, you went halal and got on your deenAnd your people are still waitin' for a free PalestineBut apparently everything isn't black and white and red and green, damn
>>34536442Yeaaaaaahhhh the clip/mag rant on sneako. :BI just wanna nibble >him.
>>34536424You've been posting variations of your goonbait about making women uncomfortable in coffee shops specifically since months if not years. Get a better fetish you cringelord.
State gender. I’ll give you millions of dollars, , on the caveat that you still have to work at least 30 hours a week. What job would you get in that scenario?
>>34536471MPorn star
>>34536467Kendrick Lamar hates white people, that's not nice
>>34536465Bro can you just keep it on Twitter please
>>34536471FShitty Twitch reaction streamer. The least amount of work possible, and I can do other shit while other people's videos play.
Do women like this exist?
>>34536471MDo I get millions annually? I'd probably teach desu
>>34536471mreading bedtime stories to good femanons
>>34536471F, I'll just use the money to create an atelier where I then spend all my time making art and call that my job, I might even do an exhibition every now and then or sell a piece.
>>34536471Doordashing isn't even that hard. I like driving around.
>>34536479Yes. But they’re usually into gangbangs with fun men. So you probably don’t have a chance
>>34536479Nice choice of waifu, but who's your cardfu?
>>34536479man can you fucking stop with this fucking spamming
I like green beans, but I hate how squeaky they are
Are men supposed to kiss their girl in the middle of their sentences?
>>34536490Depends on the girl and the mood. I’ve done it before with one girl and it was great, done it with another and she almost broke up with me
Women is a goofy name an ick
>>34536480He does plenty of manly stuff.Petting animals.Hitting swords on stuff.Operating machinery.He does it all.
>>34536488autism moment
>>34536497What
Men, why are you not currently dying in a war?
>>34536499No wars
>>34536495I also don't like okra, I think there's something wrong with people that can enjoy that slimy texture
>>34536499I'm already at war with myself.
>>34536357>>34536366NTAGood taste anon, are you thinking of buying his book? >>34536358Heres a quick samplerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed7iZJ-7T84https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8QX_zdAr1ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRpuBFw-AmM
I think any man who is still a virgin at age 25 needs to be checked into a mental health facility for their own sake, and the sake of everyone around them
Two months and he’s gone. Better than my last record of two days
>>34536505i am harmless mkay
>>34536506What happened?
>>34536490more retarded bait? good god, get a grip
>>34536486>LuminaBased choice.I like the condemned maiden for her design and backstory
>>34536486nta>calling alexis a good waifufucking shit taste>cardfugun to my head i'm picking gemini elf but I know theres a better choice if I give myself a minute to think it over
>>34536449flashback to the time i was doing acid and a centipede ran over me. the relief i felt when i found it and discovered it was real, i can't even put it into words. also i kinda loved and cherished it too, i spent a while admiring it. utterly horrifying experience though.>>34536451well, our relationship was complicated by our own individual issues. my concern was always that she wasn't acting with agency. but with her, i don't think there's anything i felt like i couldn't share, and i'd answer anything she asked. we (naturally) had a policy of complete openness, we were even open about the weird degenerate porn we were into. men are different from women, though. generally speaking, it is against our nature to burden others, and i was always cognizant of that, if i'm feeling super down and bad, i don't want to bring her down with me (this isn't the same as never communicating feelings btw).
>>34536513>>34536513>>34536513Image limit reacheddddd
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>>34536486Yubel
>>34536507He has no right being as funny as he ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRpuBFw-AmM
Post genderHow do you cope with large amounts of stress
Genders, did you know that a group of hippopotamuses is called a "bloat"?
>>34536251>FOIDS I will be eating pussy in 45 minutes, please give me your best tips so I don't embarrass myself.It's too late now. I'm sorry I wasn't here earlier, anon.>>34536336>Who was in the wrong here?Charlie. At some point, it's your own fault for routinely falling for it.>>34536421>do you have any favorite stars?I have a bunch of regulars, but I tend to gravitate towards porn stars that look like me. That, or ones who have something I really like about them in particular. Like Abella Danger's raspy voice, or the way Kimmy Granger rides a dick.>>34536427>why do you like Harry Potter so much?Because my childhood was fucking awful and I wish I had instead gotten whisked away to a castle in Scotland to learn magic and become evil.>>34536486>who's your cardfu?NtaAmazoness Augusta
>>34536526Guess I'm a bloat.
>>34536525F. Baking, gardening, housework, masturbation.
>>34536525MGoing for a drive, deep breathing, calling family/friends, masturbation
>>34536559I can tell you take barbed dildo
>>34536573Oh no! What'd he do?
>>34536525F.1. Break tasks into smaller tasks2. Do the tasks
the cute girl I have a date with didnt cancel she just scheduled it for after her extra work day! amazing
>>34535998Max0r was the guy who played Arma like a caveman right? "Grug see angry sky beetle, 200 rock sunways".
But first, let me take a selfie.
>>34536525M. Silently until it becomes totally overwhelming and then nuking whatever retard caused this.
>>34534071it sounds like she's interested anon, it's a good sign because remembered you and reached out after an entire week.Try going on a date with her
