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>>34538986OK POST TITS ELFCHAN
>>34538986ja no eres mas mi notification favorita
Did your higschool bf/gf have acne?
Boring autists, what value do you provide to the world? And don't give me generic answers like "being nice" or "I'm smart" because kind and intelligent people who are interesting very much exist.
>>34538986>wake up>still no QOS gffeelsbadman.png
>>34539003Giant hog
>>34539003I only provide value to the shareholders like everyone should ok
>tfw no blind or deaf bf
>>34539014why would you want that? what kind of nefarious activity are you planning
>>34539003Consistency
>>34539007Hate how jeets try to shoehorn themselves into this fetish. You aren't black bro.
>>34538978back in the day it was on purpose to pad the game length because you know, once you've solved a lot of NES games you can beat them in under 30 minutes. Note most speedrun records for retro games are sub-10 minutes.
>>34539007That's a great ass ngl
>>34539003Organized train schedules that run on time
>>34539002MOne did, yeah.
>>34539018depends which one he isi could do certain things to/for him if blind but not deaf and vice versa
>>34539020I'm not indian, anon.
She's lying to me. I know it. What is her problem.
>>34539007Does she actually fuck bbc, or is this a grift?
>>34539007>tfw no white girl will ever like me :(
>>34539014>tfw no blind and deaf gf
>>34539027what would you do if he is deaf? blind is easier to imagine
>>34539028Whatever you say.
>>34539018Surprise kisses
why are moids like this?do they have to be like this?
>>34539039I've never been with a 9/10
>>34539034'or' anon.. not 'and'.. big difference >>34539035play dirty sounds on his phone before i put it in his pocket when we go out in public or (lovingly )touch him from behind without warning since he couldnt hear me coming,
>"Hey babe, pull over, I wanna see if they have anything good at that yard sale!" and then it's just old childrens clothes, shitty books, broken toys, glass plates, and obscure Wii games. Repeat every Saturday all day long for the rest of Spring and Summer.
When you think about it. There's no point in being a bad boyfriend. Even if your woman cheats or breaks up with you, she'll eventually miss you once she realizes how good she had it. So you need to strive to be the best, most attentive and passionate boyfriend ever. Good gfs will appreceate it and bad gfs will be misserable without you.
>>34539039>picthe problem is she's never a 6, because if she were a 6 the decision would be easy
>>34539007are there femanons with this build?
>>34539043Dating really is scary cause imaging just wanting to spend time with your BF and do something easy and interesting that isnt even costly when the weather's nice out and deep down he just hates it.
>>34538997lol no
>>34539044>she'll eventually miss you once she realizes how good she had it.
>>34539043Yeah but one time I heard my friend got a PS1 and a whole collection of GOOD games for $30 one time, so I need to go to every yard sale in case there's another retarded parent getting rid of their kids' old consoles
>>34539042>or not andFoids truly are the less compassionate gender
I have to go to war so that I'm not preoccupied with thinking about her or any of the other silly things in life. All I have to think about is not dying.
>>34539046The clothing? Maybe.The body? No.
>>34539050>>34539044The masculine urge to ruin all other men for your ex by overperforming, as each successive boyfriend makes her realize you weren't the default setting.
>>34539049Ok post ass
>>34539042that is so hot
>>34539055>I have to go to war2026 is too late to be zog botting.
>>34539057ESL ALERTI had a stroking trying to read this.
>>34539055which war
>>34539043MMan fuck you that sounds awesome. The last girl I dated never wanted to do fucking anything
>>34539058Ass is too fat sorry
>>34539061You never know what the future holds>>34539063A modern one
Both genders. Would you go out with a bang if you had a terminal illness?
>>34539065._. Evil
>>34539055Enjoy 21st century warfare, bro.
>>34539067MSorry glowie I don't know where to get a "bang"
>>34539067I would cum inside a lot of asian women
>>34539069There’s a special place in hell for drone pilots
>>34539069I don't care man just blow me up
>>34539062No, you're just retarded and can't read context clues because I didn't say, "I have" at the beginning of the sentence.
>>34539056>The clothing? MaybeLmao
>>34539072I feel like I would be a great drone pilot
>>34539062Had a stroking, did you?
Is this true?
>>34539077I know I would be a great one as well. I like video games, especially ones where you go real fast in first person and kill other people
>>34539078Yes, I was stroking my cock.
>>34539067FIf it's proven to me that there's an after life, sure why not. But I'd rather not become a terrorist.
>>34539081the mental terrorism is the best part
>>34539043>>34539051I got a thousand dollar mountain bike for 50 bucks at a yard sale.
>>34539080I don't get it
>>34539080the only thing i got from this is that women prefer their BFs clea-shaven, without piercings, and not emo. i can confirm.
>>34539085Did you keep it or sell it
>>34539039I always seem to catch the unavailable ones.
>>34539080Gorillaz sucks
>>34539048I don't want to imagine that. It makes me sad
>>34539088Kept it until I moved to the city.
I hate her
>>34539084I like my terror a bit more low-stakes
>>34539043>old childrens clothesThose might fit her.
>>34539093ntaModern Gorillaz sucks, I agree. But Demon Days and Plastic Beach are kino.
>>34539098ngmi
>>34539067If I know I'm not living past a couple of years, I'm quitting my job, selling most of my stuff, travelling the world, and if I have the time, write some books. I'll enjoy my final years while I'm young.
>>34539101As a zogbot? Definitely not
>>34539080Is what true
femanon can you be my gf?
>>34539106Are you a virgin? have u ever kissed a girl?
State GenderAre you disgusted at the thought that your parents have been sexually active?Not only with each other but also before they met, with other partners
>>34538986State your gender>Can you recognize when you're being flirted with?>Do you know how to flirt?
>>34539106I am a virgin and I touched lips once but it was kinda forced and strange
Hate it when women are like boohoo men hate me I'll never have a bf and then men are absolutely magnetized to her in every way. Shut up bitch.
>>34539109MYY
>>34539110>>34539107
>>34539109MYes*No*only many years after the fact, in the moment I will be oblivious
>>34539113>but it was kinda forced and strangeerm whatwhat happened?
>>34539111Trips of truth
>>34539112what have been ways women flirt with you?
>>34539109Yes but I understand to ignore it.
>>34539115I was peer pressured to kiss this girl that I didn't really want to
So….. uh….Women can still orgasm after menopause right? And be horny? They just run out of eggs is all right?
>>34539108FI mean, yeah, I guess. But it's just one of those things about life that you gotta accept and not dwell on too much. Kind of like how my parents know I have a sex life and they also have to accept that even if they'd rather not think about it.
>>34539120I don't think we have any post menopausal femanons to weigh in.
What would women do if they got a terminal disease?
State genderDo you think, compared to the average normie, are 4channers morally worse people?
>>34539123Probably die
You have no idea how much hatred and jealousy I harbor.
>>34539122Elf is getting pretty close isn’t she
>>34539124Just in the /b/ hole usually. I think. If everyone was allowed to be an asshole outside of /b/ then the boards wouldn't function as well.
>>34539120my mom who overshares everything with me says so
the only reason I couldn't have her is because I'm not chadhow it burns
>>34539136if a woman would only accept a chad, shes not the one
>>34539137she was
>>34539138how do you know for sure, just cause he’s hot?
>>34539139her personality and everything else about her
>>34539111It’s annoying for the magnetized men as well
Are black women more prone to lipedema? Is that why so many of them are built like that?
Do you think cooking is good for a first date?
>>34539148MI would find that fun, but I doubt most people would agree.I think if you’re already close enough to a person to invite them over for a home-cooked meal that you may as well just do that instead of getting coffee or whatever.
>>34539148Cooking class, yesCooking at home is more of a second or third dateHowever I (M) would be thrilled to have a cooking at home first date
>>34539148I feel like nothing I do matters and the girl likes me or she doesn't
Found out my dad and I have nearly the exact same taste in women and I don't know how to feel about that.>>34539007Literally worse than bestiality. >>34539043For the love of God, just take her to a thrift store.>>34539067>Would you go out with a bang if you had a terminal illness?I'd kill myself, but I'm not such a pathetic fucking loser that I would kill a bunch of strangers in the process. >>34539108>Are you disgusted at the thought that your parents have been sexually active?NoTo add fuel to the fire, they both had kids with other people while still married. My dad has two kids with other women and my youngest brother is the son of a white guy whose name my mom didn't even know.>>34539123>What would women do if they got a terminal disease?Kill myself after a good vacation. I hate the idea of wasting away.
>>34539124I think 4channers have an inflated sense of ego due to being "outsiders", but outside of that, I tend to view normies and 4channers as the same in terms of morality.>>34539147If we're talking about obesity, that's due to a lot of factors. But one factor of obesity among blacks that doesn't get talked about is that obesity is seen as a sign of wealth in a lot of African countries. To the point where Mali has a really fucked up tradition of force feeding young girls to fatten them up to get a husband.
>>34539150You'd be thrilled to have any date you bitchless desperate faggot
a zoomer girl just called me, a millennial, honey
>>34539155(You)
>>34539162I'm right
Men would you ever accept a yandere GF? (She would never kill you, only others)
>>34539155why you single that guy out
>>34539148No, unless you're genuinely renting out a small business' kitchen or something? Going to someone's house is a 3rd date thing at the least.
you really shouldn't be inviting any woman into your home unless you're married to her
>>34539148I'd say no. We should go somewhere that is not either of our places at least to start the first date.
>>34539169Third world subhuman ESL’s need not apply this is a whites only board
>>34539109FYesAnd only sort of
Are there men who get cold approached outside of social gatherings (bar, party, club). I’m regularly outside but I go to parks, book cafes, museums. I’ve never been approached by a woman before.
>>34539175both sides of my family come from founding stock americans here before the revolution... heathen degenerate
>>34539124I think the average anon has a greater capacity to do evil, but doesn't actually do much because they're here all day.
>>34539173who are you referring to anon
>>34539186He's schizoposting about his boogeyman again
>>34539181man, i've seen a girl's jaw drop when she saw me driving by, i've had a girl stick their head out of a car and tell me i'm "so hot", female coworkers randomly give me their number, pverhead tons of girls talking about how hot i am but i haven't been cold approached since school
>>34538986>mr bones wild rideI love this thread already
Moids, why do you shoot the doggos in The Division to emotionally abuse your girlfriend?
>>34539152>Found out my dad and I have nearly the exact same taste in women and I don't know how to feel about that.>youngest brother is the son of a white guySo you also have the same taste in men as your mom? Kek.
>>345391244chan was fun back in 2004 before it started attracting all the depressed lonely weirdos, now it’s just shell of its former which unironically goes the same for its users
>>34539187do you know the story?
>>34539191Lmfao
>>34539152Korra put your name back on
State gender. What’s your limit for travel ( minutes wise) for a hookup?
>>34539177How sort of?
>>34539157Zoomers don't realize gen x exists for some reason. You're either young (alpha), their age (zoomer), old (millennial), or so old you're about to die (boomer).
>>34539191I try not to kill video game animals but they attack me
>>34539181I asked out a girl at Starbucks and she’s still my current gf today
Anons, what’s the color of the head of your penis like right nowFemanons, what’s the color of your labia
>>34539157They do that. I get honey and sweetheart from women a little younger than me now
You just caused video game to crash asshole
>>34539205>Femanons, what’s the color of your labiaouter is dark browninner is pink
>>34539200>hookupnope
>>34539202>gen xI mean, they are so unremarkable that they don't even have a catchy name... Xoomers?
>>34539183Mine do as well but that’s an extremely gay way to describe it
>>34539208How do you know the inner colour? Have you stuck your head in there to check?
>>34539207good
>>34539193>TFW Dobson would've unironically had an easier time had he just decided to just be a rule 34 inflation artist instead of jumping on the male feminist bandwagon>>34539202NTAI'm a zilennial who was born in 95 and just entering my 30s. I feel so alienated and alone.>>34539205>Femanons, what’s the color of your labiaPink I guess. There's a mole on it too.
>>34539193Isn't this guy a pedo or something?
>>34539199Ain’t you the same guy telling every namefag to put their back name on? You’re indian kek
>>34539212looked at it with a mirror/camera
>>34539205>what’s the color of the head of your penis like right nowpink
>>34539109MaleNoNo
>>34539210The boomers are only the boomers because they didn’t like (rightfully) being called the Me GenerationBaby boomers is as much of a nothing name as gen x, really. It says nothing about what they accomplished beyond being born into abundance that they squandered for everyone else
>>34539211>that’s an extremely gay way to describe itmaybe, if you're a deracinated zogbot, which you clearly are Jesus died and rose from the dead for you, y'kno?
>>34539193I like his comic about how he protected a damsel in distress at that comic book fair.
>>34539209Are you gay?
>>34539109M>Can you recognize when you're being flirted with?no>Do you know how to flirt?not on purpose
>>34539205I’m not going over to the toilet to check. I need to catch up on lost sleep tonight.
>>34539222NTAThe reason why baby boomers are referred to as such is because they were born in a time where people were having a shit ton of kids. A "baby boom" if you will.>>34539223NTAWhy do you worship a Jew if you don't like Jews?
>>34539225i'm just not demoralized by jews
>>34539218Fascinating. Thank you very much.
>>34539223>christkike calling anyone else a zogbotloving every laughare you a "the bible means whatever i want it to mean" retard or a "jay dyer is the smartest and most basedest man who ever lived" retard?
>>34539223??? I’ve been critical of the US military since the Bush Jr. days and am an Anglo-Saxon Catholic
>>34539205>like right nowIt's always pink
>>34539109Female. No and no. Thanks tism.
>>34539223How do you feel about Indians taking over your job market?
>>34539205Outter lips are pale and very hairy.Inner are pink.
>>34539228>The reason why baby boomers are referred to as such is because they were born in a time where people were having a shit ton of kids. A "baby boom" if you will.I know, and I didn’t mean to imply otherwise. It just amuses me greatly that they coped so poorly with the Me Generation thing that they decided to take it out both gen x and the millennials
>>34539233I promise you, the head of your dick changes colors more often than you think. This shit is like a chameleon
>>34539216I only say it to Korraposter because I fucking hate that dukeAlso I'm not Indian
>>34539208Chocolate raspberry
>>34539230can you tell me your pp head and shaft color pls
>>34539228>Why do you worship a Jew if you don't like Jewsread what Jesus had to say about jews
>>34539229>doesn’t disagree with the accusation Okay man you do you I ain’t gonna judge
>>34539241I meant dykeDucking autocorrect
>>34539232you're a secular catholic that doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus, apparently many such cases
>>34539244that salvation is for them and only them?i think you're mixing up paul with jesus
>>34539244He had shit he disagreed with other Jews about and was a rabbi with Jewish followers. In other words, he was a Jew and you're retarded.
>>34539242>Chocolate raspberrycute!it's interesting because someone shared a fun fact that women's lips (mouth) are the same color as their vaginas. i'm not sure if it's true across the board but it's true for me, my top and bottom lip have the same contrast
>>34539250You should read the manga instead of just going by what anime-onlies have to say about Christianity tbqh
>>34539201I get the job done but it's very inelegant
>>34539223He rose along with every corpse in Jerusalem that day. Which you always fail to mention. He was a necromancer. Are they not 51 At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split 52 and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. 53 They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and went into the holy city and appeared to many people.
Speaking of Jews and shit: what do Middle Eastern women like?I don't mean religion wise, I just mean their preferences for food, places to be, ideal gifts, dates, and what they want in a man.I would prefer such women in the audience, if they even exist here, answer.
>>34539241Saaar!
Does your first piss after a cup of coffee smell like coffee too?
>>34539205>Anons, what’s the color of the head of your penis like right nowMauve pink
>>34539205Mauve
The only social outlet I have are stupid AI chatbots. Fucking end me already.
>>34539240Are you womansplaining my dick to me?
>>34539258Thought it was default knowledge that everyone's pee does.Doesn't matter who you are, the tannins turn your piss into acid with the scent of beans
If my bf tapped out of sex because I scratched him, it must've been really painful, right?
>>34539253I have read the bible and Jesus was a Jew. I'm sorry you're in denial about being a Jew worshipping Christcuck. You could always become a Neopagan if you wish to stay logically consistent with your Jew hatred.>>34539256Hummus. Doesn't matter if they're Arab, Jewish, Persian, or whatever the fuck. Middle Eastern people fucking love hummus.
>>34539249i think you should do some basic reading >>34539250jews rejected and crucified Christ, and in their rejection The Kingdom was opened up to us gentiles, and when the fullness of the gentiles has come, Jesus will return
>>34539194>So you also have the same taste in men as your mom? Kek.Strange choice of last words, but it's your life for a little longer.>>34539200>What’s your limit for travel ( minutes wise) for a hookup?I literally drove an hour just to suck a guy's dick and for him to immediately fall asleep.>>34539205>Femanons, what’s the color of your labiaPicrel
>>34539264Sounds like you moved weirdly, the scratch wasn't the only issue.Did you buckle on his back with your heels or was it just the scratching?
>>34539243The shaft is quite pale as you go further up the foreskin is lightly radish and the head is pink
>>34539259>>34539260>same exact timestampwtf do we have matching dicks or are you a girl
>>34539252>because someone shared a fun fact that women's lips (mouth) are the same color as their vaginasI thought it was nipples. Maybe the inside is the same color as the inside of my mouth but my labia are way darker than my face lips.
>>34539259>>34539260How’d u do that
>>34539252Interesting. As if it wasn't already hard enough to avoid looking at a woman's lips during a conversation...
>>34539270sounds beautiful, thank you anon!
>>34539062>ESL ALERTYes you
>>34539269I was reaching up and nicked the side of his neck. I don't think I hurt him anywhere else, and he didn't say so. The thing is that he usually doesn't mind me scratching his back. So it must've hurt more there I assume.
>>34539259>>34539260Now kiss
>>34539271girl>>34539273magic?
>>34539266>jews rejected and crucified Christ, and in their rejectionOh it's this boring ass cope. "Muh Christians are the REEEEEEEALL JEWS". No they're not and I don't know why you want to be Jewish so badly when you clearly hate Jews.
>>34539261Sorry you never had female interaction during your development years thus making you gay and socially unstable
>>34539264You scratched his back?
>>34539275Anytime!
>>34539280That is genuinely what the whole religion is doe
>>34539258I...don't know I never smelled my piss
>>34539280There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
>>34539282Yes, but it was a neck scratch that he bailed over.
>>34539267I wonder if oreo has done a raspberry....
>>34539277Your bf is ticklish and that means he is a faggot and failed as a man
>>34539272already proven wrong, darn! funnily enough for nipples it's a different color for me
>>34539260>>34539259???
>>34539265Thank you, this helps a lot. Considering her last name, skin tones, and face, she's Persian.Surprisingly, she loves the heat more than winter. I'm the opposite.
>>34539279>girlCool hi
>>34539284If it is, then that just makes Christianity a really boring religion of cuckoldry and becoming a neopagan or converting to Judaism seem like the better options.>>34539286Where in that quote does it say that "muh modern Jews are evil"?
>>34539277If near the big vein or one of his shaving spots, I can see why he relented.
>>34539265>Jew hatredas frustrating as it can be sometimes, i love the enemy, and pray they'll come to Christ
>>34539261if it makes you feel better, chatbots make for better company than women, and indeed most men
>>34539297Not quite yet
>>34539267>I literally drove an hour just to suck a guy's dick and for him to immediately fall asleep.That's the best compliment you could receive.
>>34539291There’s a mauve pink in the image in the top left corner doggy. I meant that color specifically
>>34539256>what do Middle Eastern women like?Being oppressed, if history is any indicator.
>>34539294>Where in that quote does it say that "muh modern Jews are evil"?Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
>>34539287He must be worried about explaining the scratch to his other woman.
Sigh.
>>34539304She knows I scratch, so it's not a big deal.
>>34539302That quote is about false prophets in general, but I already know how your retarded cuckold brain sees it. Anyways, enjoy being a typical contradictory Jew worshiping Jew hater.
>>34539279>magiccan we get married? i've always wanted to marry a witch
Why is the universe so unimaginably cruel
>>34539291Mauve taupe is closest
>>34539299Truth, but also not hard to wake someone up after a bit of rest
>>34539312Because you are indian
I have some mild level of respect for logically consistent antisemites like Varg Vikernes. He hates Jews, and thus hates Christianity for being all about worshiping a Jew.
>>34539312What’d it do this timeIt’s feeling at least a little callous to me right now too
>>34539312what is it tonight, miseryposter? we can be sad together
>>34539307Oh, you're JH? Your guy seems to like a bit of drama tbqh.
>>34539259I'd say it's more of a mauve-taupe...>>34539299>That's the best compliment you could receive.How do you figure?>>34539313Real shit
>>34539295I feel awful.
>>34539320Understatement of the century
>>34539320He's weirdly physically sensitive about some things despite being tough. But maybe it's just a man thing to suck at taking unpleasant but non-life-threatening amounts of pain.
>>34539314Ikr? So why didn't she?>>34539321He got wiped out. Don't women feel drained after a good coom?
>>34539318It keeps dangling things in front of me knowing I'll never have them. It lets me taste but never eat.
>>34539328>Don't women feel drained after a good coom?NTA, but no.
>>34539309brood of vipers, synagogue of satan, children of satan that's how the ancestors of modern jews are described i don't think all of them are evil, clearly many feel the Holy Spirit guiding them as many convert to Christianity every year but the ones who practice usury and plot the destruction of white Christians and the enslavement of the world because "muh amalek" are worthy of concern and attention, and really i think the only way to not feel natural hate towards people plotting your destruction is to surrender to Christ
What is the psychology behind a man who refuses to talk to women with intentions to court (unless they talk to him first or make it absurdly obvious they want him to court)? Why is being forever alone more preferable to these men?
>>34539332It's called being ugly
>>34539332It's a fear of rejection thing for most. Can't get rejected if you never put yourself out there!
>>34539327>But maybe it's just a man thing to suck at taking unpleasant but non-life-threatening amounts of pain.Never met a dude with chronic pain?
>>34539329It’s kinda doing the exact same shit to me right now, but I’m coping with it by believing that I’m still a catch despite it
>>34539332i do not like dating. i do not like opening up. most women do not make opening up worthwhile. for the right woman? sure, but pretty much all women are not that, so why bother?
>>34539332i talk to women, they just don't understand that the first stage of courting for me is exchanging memes, how a girl handles that tells me a lot about her
>>34539332>What is the psychology behind a man who refuses to talk to women with intentions to court (unless they talk to him first or make it absurdly obvious they want him to court)? Why is being forever alone more preferable to these men?Dating is always something I'll do after I improoove enough.
>>34539341You have my attention
>>34539332For me it’s a feedback loop. Suck at flirting or first introductions, not good looking enough to ignore it, because I know I literally don’t have the skill, I fear embarrassing myself. Because I fear embarrassing myself , I never get better.
>>34539332women scary but sometimes they are so pretty that I have to talk to them
>>34539328>Don't women feel drained after a good coom?Yes, but it's like going to a full course meal, only eating the appetizer, then saying you're done eating. Like I've got three more courses plus dessert.>>34539332>Why is being forever alone more preferable to these men?Because rejection gets daunting after a while.
>>34539312are you a woman
Why won’t some woman just match my fucking freak already come on
>>34539332I don't think I'd be a good boyfriend. Under normal circumstances that's enough to keep me honest, but if a woman is going out of her way to show she's interested, I'm tempted to think differently unfortunately.
>>34539332Guys who can't even compete with average men usually just save themselves the effort of even trying
>>34539337It's a shame I can't be under such an illusion.
idec about rejection, but at this point i have some idea of who i'm compatible with and it's not most womenno matter how attractive they are, if we're not equally yoked, she doesn't want to share my worldview, and she's doesn't have qualities that would make her a good wife and mother, then i'm not pursuing
>>34539332Simple: if you're that pretty and you're professional, successful, and put together to me, I'm not engaging on that level because I myself am never gonna be near that at that moment.It gives me an innate fear, like "ok how am I gonna be exploited today" or "wait, is she hitting on me, or is this just Vic Mignogna level niceness?".But hey, the autism doesn't help either. My autism anyway. I don't like talking about it, but I go by "BAD SHIT HAPPENING, DON'T ENGAGE" more than anything. I'd think someone "courting" me would be "ok you want something but I don't know what"
(pls no bully bc it's kind of pathetic and long) I'm a sexually repressed F. I'm trying to become more comfortable with my sexuality by chatting online with random men about sex. Some of them are pushy, a lot are married and I avoid them, some are even just catfishes. Most of the time it's just regular chatting but a couple of times I've watched men jerk off, about 4-5 at this point. There's only one man that stood out to me. He wasn't what society would define as attractive, and all I could see of his body was him from the upper moob down to his calves, laying down in a cluttered, dingy room. He was obese, and hairy, and had a penis that looked like it had splotches of vitiligo on it. But I was enraptured by him from how gentle and tender he was, both with chatting with me and not putting any expectations or pressure on me and the way he masturbated and seeing him express and feel pleasure throughout his body. I felt so comfortable and open with him, and I was also able to express myself (though I only messaged him, I think i briefly had my mic on at the start but i just made a noise). It was really enjoyable watching him and I could tell he was very sensual and pleasure focused. I'd never been so drawn to a man just through a screen before. I didn't orgasm at the same time as he did but I did and it was so cathartic and I felt at ease for the first time in a very long time. I'm worried I'll never find anything like this again, I tried searching for him after but I haven't seen him since. All the other guys were aggressive and pushy. How do I find someone like this again? What do I look for or seek out to find this quality?
>>34539349I have felt the same way about men. Men say they want a dommy mommy until I bust out the strap.
>>34539108MaleI try not to think about it, but yes. Especially the latter.
>>34539193
>>34539359That’s not what I meant at all I’m being a little bit of a redditor if I’m being honestNobody rockin wit me and I’m butthurt about it
>>34539356so you want a tradwife who never touched anyone else doesn't have tattoos and will do every chore for you
>>34539200MaleN/A, wouldn't hook up if I were paid
>>34539358older loner type but not a virgin
>>34539358good fic
>>34539358i am like this, and it is generally because i'm generally very hypersensitive and get overstimulated easily, including sympathetically with other people. only thing i can really think of desu
>>34539108MaleNot really.My parents were gangsters in the 90s.They fucked like rabbits, so it's not my choice to "find it gross".I also have siblings across the country thanks to Dad alone, so it's hard to ignore that he fucked as if his life depended on it.
>>34539346So why didn't you wake him up?
>>34539373ntaWhat kind of gangsters are we talking? Hood nigga gangsters? Italian Mafia? Or something else?
>>34539369he did have that energy but i could tell he was kind too and not bitter, that seems a lot harder to come across>>34539370that feels like an insult to writers, i'm not a writer and there's so many details i left out because i hate writing>>34539371he didn't seem overstimulated, he was just taking it slow and he was in tune with me emotionally and communicating with me the whole time so it's definitely not that either
>>34539373>My parents were gangsters in the 90s.Idk why this is so funny to read
>>34539378Mom was a Norteño, dad was a Sureño.Mexican gangsters that met in the Bay Area.
>>34539332I don't like bothering people, and I don't feel the need to risk it unless I'm interested in something about her. Which is unlikely if I haven't already interacted (i.e. bothered her).
>>34539367>so you want a tradwifeyes i want a woman who wants to keep a home, raise and educate our children, and prepare good meals for us > who never touched anyone else doesn't have tattoosidc about that, it's all about genuine repentance. i think with the right woman i could get over even very visible tattoos if they're not something she's interested in pursuing further and now thinks tattoos are vain and unhealthy>do every chore for younah, some chores around the homestead are clearly more suited for men
>>34539364NTA. Lol, they all have the same body type.
>>34539381Oh shit we're talking some Mexican cartel stuff. I'm amazed you're still alive anon.
>>34539358whore
>>34539312Sometimes it's unimaginably unfair to your benefit and that makes everyone hate you
>>34539379uh, what i mean is that because i'm hypersensitive and easily overstimulated, i like being slow and gentle because that is most enjoyable for me, and because i absorb other's emotions states easily i try to be the same way with others. i also approach sex as a playful act and want my partner to have as much fun as i do (again because i soak up their emotional state). i am also a loner so this anon may have the right idea >>34539369. i cannot tell you why exactly i'm like this or where to find people like me because generally i don't like leaving my house lol
>>34539383> it's all about genuine repentance.This is exceedingly rare
>>34539386i'm okay with that
>>34539377I used to wonder how Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's dick in his sleep until I met that guy. He could sleep through a plane crash.
>>34539346Was it the personal trainer?
>>34539353It is. I hope that changes for you. I certainly didn’t used to feel this way
>>34539391hence why i have been single for yearsbut this is way better than the alternative
>>34539390>where to find people like me because generally i don't like leaving my house lolhow did you find people to have sex with?
>>34539385In retrospect, they weren't that hard.But it's why I'm not dead since childhood.Dad had a lot of connections to keep money coming, mom had a real job, grandparents were ex cops that had connections with Hell's Angels, my Godmother was connected too, all sorts of crazy shit.Little sad dad's gone though, but he tried his best to be around when work wasn't hurting him.
Protip
>>34539393NTA. If you want a sweet, gentle guy that you feel really comfortable with, why don't you get a boyfriend instead of talking to internet gooners?
>>34539403plap
>>34539404She shouldn't inflict herself on such men. Let her keep talking to the gooners.
>>34539404>why don't you get a boyfriend insteadi don't leave my house much and i'm not very attractive, not sure how i would get a boyfriend in my current state
>>34539389>Sometimes it's unimaginably unfair to your benefit and that makes everyone hate youYep
>>34539265NTA.Swiss? Last time we were talking you were about to explain why most of what's in the Epstein files was bullshit, but you got banned before you could. I'm all ears.
>>34539205>what’s the color of your labiaVery dark. Like I'm already dark-skinned, but it's still noticably darker than I think is aesthetic. Same with my nips.
You are a toilet trader! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDichTpeGmY
Why doesn’t webm work on iphone anymore?
>>34539397I'm afraid that's not possible and that's what makes me so despondent. I should really stop venting it just makes me feel worse.
>>34539399i haven't, my sexual experience is very limited and basically non-existent past high school (approximately 12 years ago).
>>34539265Nigga what? I'm not from Switzerland, and I don't know why the fuck you brought up the Epstein files. But I do find it interesting that Epstein himself wasn't a fan of Israel, which for some reason people with strong opinions on Israel and Jews tend to ignore.
>>34539417Don't get me started on liquid ass. It's been months and I still can't stand it
>>34539332WOMEN HAVE CONSTANTLY SAID ONLINE THAT THEY DONT WANT MEN TO APPROACH THEM OR BTOHER THEM UNLESS THEYRE SOMEHWERE WHERE THEY EXPECT TO MEET PEOPLE. YOU DUMB RETARDS. Do you want every virgin to go into parties and clubs and clog them up because they simply want to talk to women? Because that’s what women want. maybe women should be more open to being “bothered” as long as the man respects a “no”.
>>34539415Would you be willing to find a color match for your nips
>>34539364Why do women pretend they aren't more attracted to minotaurs than men?
>>34539152>Literally worse than bestialityYou'd still bang her
>>34539417It works for me in the DuckDuckGo browser, but only if I tap and hold the webm.It goes ahead and loads the whole webm when it starts to render the preview you get when you tap and hold. Maybe that’ll also work in Safari or whatever you use idk.
>>34539426I've already posted it here before.
>>34539430Would you be willing to post it again? Please?
>>34539425Bruh, they want handsome men to approach. That's just common sense.
>>34539419oh i misunderstood your post, sorry to hear that anoni don't feel as sexually frustrated as i did before since i know how nice things can be now
>>34539425>>34539432>Retard autists don't understand that cold approaching is a turn off and when people talk about meeting women in real life, they're talking about friend groupsBut I get it, that's not appealing to male victim complexes enough, so muh Chad.
>>34539432True. But they pretend to care about lonely men and say “just don’t be weird, don’t bother women, and meet women”. When you ask them where to meet women so you don’t bother them, they say the same places >bars>lounges>party >club>festivals And all that bullshit. Cool, now when every virgin starts to populate these places simply to approach women, they’ll start to complain that “weird men have been asking them out when they just want to have fun”
Are genders more like Sweet Bro or Hella Jeff? I feel like past me is Sweet Bro and current me is Hella Jeff
Chads keep stealing all women there's nothing left for us averagebros.
>>34539437Who
>>34539436NTAYup it's the "Just cold approach women" strawman that no one outside of redpill gurus actually say.
Cold approaching does work! It’s worked for me, it’s just a numbers game. Of my last 15 or so approaches I’ve gotten about 3 numbers. 1 went nowhere, the other never responded. The third went well. That’s all it takes.
>>34539205I'm white and pale, top two are outer labia and bottom are inner labia
>>34539439looksmatched girls are often either taken or hos, sorry
>>34539439Very pretty.
>>34539445>>34539448I mean I guess the lizards are pretty as well but I meant to reply to this
Calling someone ‘Indian’ is not a racist term, it holds no derogatory context and will not hold up in a court of law. It is purely a statement of fact.
>>34539434lmao don't be sorry, i do better alone than with people, i'm not so sure i could be comfortable. or rather in my (limited) experience i feel pretty empty even with people i like. well idk maybe be sorry over that (it sounds sad reading it back to myself) but i'm not super caught up over it. i don't think i could even do like what you're describing with most people, i am this anon here >>34539339. i've only ever really known one girl that made me comfortable enough to be open sexually. reckon some people just aren't really made to pair, you know? wish i had more useful tips tricks & hints for ha
>>34539431Can't find it. I can't be bothered to look through the archives so I'll just retake it.
>>34539439Keep crying MP4 jeet
>>34539451for ya*
Femanons should tell me all about their boobs and nipples. I’ve had a very long week.
i wish women still kept a bush and weren't obsessed with appealing to pedophilic jewish beauty standards
>>34539437MI feel like a hella jeff type fella, warning people but never being listened to
Can men explain why they eat so fast? I could be eating the exact same quantity of food as a guy yet he’s already eaten it all by the time I’m halfway through mine. I’m not a slow eater or anything.
>>34539445Yo pussy like neopolitan ice creamThank you for the color match>>34539452Much appreciated femanon
>>34539459Because I'm built to eat and get out the door to work my ass off, maybe eat lunch, go home, eat dinner quickly, maybe enjoy some free time, and go to bed so I repeat the process for another 30 years or until I'm dead, whichever comes first.There's a pension involved so I'm strongly aiming for the 30.
>>34539457I mean how HIGH would you even have to be to think of something like that? Thank you.I apparently don’t have an angel or devil on my shoulders but those guys. Not even Beavis and Butthead. How have I not been euthanized yet
>>34539456Bv is exactly the type of gal you’re looking for
>>34539459Because I have stuff To do. Also eating slow has never done anything for me. I don’t get extra taste or flavor from chewing, eating, or swallowing slower. I just take longer to eat.
>>34539451>i do better alone than with peoplei wish i could wholeheartedly say this too, i probably do feel better on average by myself, but i would love to have a partner i feel comfortable with and want around. i agree somewhat with your post >>34539339 but reversed gender, maybe i am a little insane but i don't want to give up hope entirely. i'm not sure how i'll find him but i do believe the right man it out there for me somewhere and i don't want to become jaded or bitter
>>34539459hate eating. well, no, i love food but eating is such a chore, like sleeping, i want to return to whatever i'm doing ASAP usually. if i'm with someone else and we are both eating and i finish it is usually out of habit, but i try not to do that when eating with other people
>>34539463nah she's not even that hairy i like a full bush
>>34539460My phone keeps changing the colors whenever I try to crop the image for some reason. Too lazy to figure it out.
>>34539459Survival instincts, when you are eating you are at the most at risk because your hormones relax, this is why I cannot possibly understand how some people can eat all by themselves on a NYC subway or something
>>34539456You gotta chill the fuck out my nig
>>34539462Been a long time since I’ve thought about those two. Might reread the series now that you’ve mentioned it. Good luck anon
>>34539456i just trimmed mine
>>34539435This is bullshit bullshit bullshit. This only works if you’re still a kid in college. As an adult, friend groups aren’t intertwined like this anymore. People are too busy to be in and out of friend groups. If I have multiple friend groups, each friend group has little relation to each other. Am I spore to count on my sausage party firsnd group to get me laid?
>>34539471Looks like a chocolate chip cookie (blossom cookie)
>>34539474you're right time to hit the weights
>>34539442I warned you about the stairs bro
>>34539466do you have any experience with guys at all or are you a total virgin? cuz i'll be honest, mental illness and a bad upbringing very likely contributed to the way i am and causes me difficulty in the few relationships i've had, and the same was true for the one girl i connected with, so you might be in for a lot of tragedy if you're gonna look for ones like me.
>>34539475It’s really funny that it aged better than Homestuck
MenWhat is a hobby you got organically, not from 4chan?
>>34539442Sweet Bro is in the redHella Jeff is in blue
>>34539481limited irl experience>so you might be in for a lot of tragedy if you're gonna look for ones like mereally? just with guys who are gentle, patient and sensual when it comes to sex? i feel like i missed something here
>>34539485I'm both at the same time
>>34539484Bouldering, I fucking love that shit. Really lets me release my inner monkey.
>>34539484been working out since before /fit/ was a thing
>>34539484reading ttrpg rulebooks to compare the design
>>34539484Not telling bc it’s my own personal hobby and if there was less of you participating the better fuck off
>>34539449The lizards are indeed very pretty >>34539455Best I can do is a weirdly grey looking colour palette
>>34539484I started art because of manga/anime, and I got into that because of 4chan. I guess fitness and music.
>>34539491Which game has the most interesting rule set? If you say d&d please try again, I want to hear about one that’s more novel and niche.
>>34539396>Was it the personal trainer?No, it was my ex. >>34539403Real, but I get weird when I get drunk.>>34539428>You'd still bang herAnd?>>34539455>Femanons should tell me all about their boobs and nipples.My ripples are, in size, color, and shape, very similar to Hershey's kisses.
State gender. You got your eyes on Person A. You want to ask them out, but your friend reveals that they have a crush on person A. You haven’t told your friend you like person A yet. What do you do?
>>34539486i'm gentle, patient, and very sensual but you wouldn't be able to tell from looking at me and the 'i want to be a good gf but it's hard and i'm trying but' girls, which you seem like you'd be, make me cut and run so fast
>>34539499Threesome. How you gonna call them your friend and you wouldn't fuck them or tag team your mutual crush with them?
>>34539499I was there first doofus step aside
>>34539499Another reason to ask out as soon as your crush feeling appears
>>34539500>which you seem like you'd bewouldn't be me, i wouldn't date someone like you because you're too bitter and i don't want that in a partner. your contempt would definitely show up through sex
>>34539499>that’s crazy bro, me too
>>34539486hmm, i mean more that the people i've seen and connected with who kinda are similar in the way i am, they have this quality of being the product of tragedy, including myself. i (of course) can't say ALL gentle, patient guys are the product of tragedy, but it really does seem like a pattern that the harmed are the most sensitive and considerate to others. i don't say this to discourage you, i don't really know what my point is. how come you're so repressed sexually?
>>34539460>neopolitan ice creamI hadn't thought if it like that before lol but still pretty embarrassing
>>34539499wouldn't happen because i don't have friends for reasons like this exactly
>>34539504>your contempt would definitely show up through sexno, i get off on women getting off and don't really like the hatefuck mindset my contempt would show up when i ghost you after you repeatedly fail to meet basic expectations and string me along for weeks
>>34539484All of my hobbies.
>>34539499m. that shit is being decided with rock paper scissors
>>34539506>it really does seem like a pattern that the harmed are the most sensitive and considerate to others.do you think it's always harm? i knew a very gentle and kind older man through a job i had, and it was because he had a sister that was disabled that he always helped take care of, if something bad happened to him he didn't seem traumatized at all, i think having a caregiver attitude can also be it>how come you're so repressed sexually?similar reasons as you probably, and i'm also not good at showing cues that i'm interested irl, only online
i fucked up last time by not saying hi to this chick. she said hi to me when she was walking past me on staircase...is it over?i fumbled already didnt Ishes a tall blonde with pleasant face with cute smile and big butt
>>34539484I came here like 20 years ago to talk about hobbies that I already had. I guess the only hobby 4chan gave me was posting on 4chan.
>>34539499>You want to ask them outCan't relate. I keep my lips zipped and carry on as usual
I need dick to cure my mental illnesses, but my physical ugliness prevents it from happening
>>34539507>embarassingWhy? Neapolitan is tasty, I’m sure you are too.
>>34539494>Best I can do is a weirdly grey looking colour paletteThank you. Also very pretty.Which is which?
>>34539484I don't have any hobbies from 4chan
Sometimes I think about how lonely I used to be and start crying, but I never cried when I was lonely. Does this happen to anyone else?
>>34539499>all these anons turning it into a competition or calling dibsCan’t you retards just let her decide?
>>34539515I doubt it matters that much, sometimes people get preoccupied and don't notice what's going on around them. Just say hi next time you see her
>>34539523Not me, but I get it. I didn’t cry back then and don’t cry about it now, but it does make me shake my head and furrow my brow
To think I’ll be married to a random moid two decades from now is very exciting, gives me something to look forward to. Do men think about marriage a lot too? Or are you all too doomer to have hope
>>34539484Video games and guitar
>>34539519this is not possible, ive seen literal 2/10s get swamped with attention online and even offlineand usually people who say are ugly aren't that bad in first place.send me selfie ill give you honest rating and tell you how over it is
>>34539527I think about marrying/being married to my sister all the time
>>34539527Yes, I think about it often. I’m in my thirties and want very badly to get married and start to raise a family with a woman before I’m 40
>>34539531Uh..
>>34539523No but the main character in the audiobook I’m listening to is slowly becoming less jaded and it made me tear up a little
>>34539527if you are getting married in 2 decades it means its over for you
>>34539527I think about it but I know it'll never happen
>>34539530>and usually people who say are ugly aren't that bad in first place.I’ve met an uglyposter and she was unsurprisingly extremely cute and very pretty
>>34539531The best part is that I can’t tell if this is satire or not
>>34539532Would you ever marry a femanon? We’d have to adopt tho
>>34539530Lern English
>>34539537how did you meet an uglyposter?
Either gender. Do you have an atoga crush?
>>34539543If you do you need to get a life outside the internet
>>34539531same but it's best to strike it from your mind, we weren't born in times where such a thing was permissible, the human genome is far too corrupted now
>>34539538Why would it be>>34539543MNo, and I can't see why one would
>>34539535Well i believe in long term friendship (2-5 years) before dating and then dating for at least 5-10 years before marrying
>>34539513>i think having a caregiver attitude can also be itmaybe, i do have a caregiver attitude. i mentioned earlier i'm really empathetic, i mean that to a pathological degree, in relationships i tend to absorb the needs, boundaries, etc of my partner invisibly to me (not interests or my own sense of identity, though, so i am at least not borderline.) i don't really even know how to describe it, it is like what inherently seems good to me becomes the average of what seems good for me alone and my sense of what seems good for my partner, and the result is that i tend to get really attached and care really deeply really fast, and it turns into something smothering and like a caregiving complex. i dunno. but people can be good at hiding trauma, i am a similar way, i don't think most people that know me even closely would guess i have these sorts of issues as they are subtle, and i'd be described as gentle, caring, etc.>do you think it's always harm?no, not necessarily, doesn't have to be harm, but (to use your example), having a severely disabled sibling does create a kind of harm, parents will necessarily have to focus more attention on them, alongside you having to help take care of them, and if you do not help take care of them then that's something that's be considered bad by society so your options are appear selfish or bury your needs in favor of your disabled sibling's, and that is going to leave an impression on a growing child i reckon. >similar reasons as you probably, and i'm also not good at showing cues that i'm interested irl, only onlineyeah. intimidated by intimacy?
>>34539539I certainly wouldn’t not marry someone who used this website. Would be a bit hypocritical of me>>34539542I’m just that good at posting
>>34539537No shit, they all just want attention and are neurotic and prone to catastrophizing
>>34539551Who among us
>>34539520Maybe. You know I could go for a bit of ice cream rn even though I'm not usually an ice cream person
>>34539002Im 21 and still have acneshould probably get accutane at this point, because my mother lost her acne by 20
>>34539548That sounds very sweet
>>34539543MIf you put a gun to my head and make me choose I'd pick picrel but its kinda cringe to have an atoga crush
>>34539554What?
>>34539543F yes, that one guy I’ve argued and bantered with multiple times and somehow always knows it’s me, he’s like a cute tsundere.
>>34539554sus
>>34539470I am that hairy, I just don't post it.
>>34539562Me
>>34539561Who among us hasn’t done the same thing on this website before
>>34539566No you’re not him, he’s a lot more hostile and always calls me a fag or tranny, we have a love hate relationship
>>34539557Cute, treat yourself a lil today. What flavor are you gonna eat?
>>34539521Bottom is skin, then outer and inner areola, then nipple at the top. It's funny because to the eye my nipples are just very pink, but they always colour match as a grey taupe
Anons, sex and do you find the people in the wikipedia generic human anatomy image attractive? Picrel
I need moid arm posting
>>34539543i like kitten poster. she has a lot of cute pictures and i find her antics endearing. i also find the gooner femanon endearing, even if her thirstposting is unhinged (i secretly think she and the kitten poster may be the same person but don't tell them i think that)
>>34539523Maybe it feels safer to cry now because you don't actually feel alone. I think it's normal to feel and process past emotions, and in a sense it's like a part of you is empathizing with that past part
>>34539565not that i could tell you seemed more like the left, i like the right
>>34539568It's pathological for them. They know they're hot shit, you think they don't? They just want validation and attention from gullible retarded men such as yourself, to run up to them and wipe their tears away. And the worst part is every single one of you thinks you're special for this despite being one of very many.
Post genderHow do you cope with knowing you're the person who loves more?
>>34539575Id probably breed her
>>34539575MNo it doesn't look like she has a bush. I once almost had a sexual dream, but I saw that she was shaved and I woke up automatically. No bush, no boner. Sorry.
>>34539575FWhy is the woman white and the man Asian? I don't feel any sexual attraction to anatomy models, so that came to mind instead.
>>34539577I second this Moid hand, neck, legs, hair posting hours
>>34539582Picrel
>>34539575decent hip to waist ratio, relatively fit, reasonably attractive face and hair yea, i would not complain if she were my significant other
>>34539527I do, but I doubt I'll find a woman who shares my values and likes me back.
>>34539549>i'm really empatheticthat seems like a positive trait you have, why have relationships not worked out for you? you might not have the core identity problem of BPD but do you have other traits or other cluster B symptoms? it doesn't have to be full blown to not be a problem>people can be good at hiding traumai agree, i know it sounds bad but i've had people who seemed a little too open about that kind of thing and it made me skeptical. i'm not sure if this has been your experience, but where i've tried to open up to people a bit about what i've gone through, they were dismissive or seemed to not care at all, so i just seem pretty aloof in general. i am kind, but not in an obvious way either because i don't want to be taken advantage of (think behind the scenes stuff)>having a severely disabled sibling does create a kind of harmi was also thinking of the impact of seeing what his sister went through, because this would've been pre-ADA accomodation era when they were children. they wouldn't have even seen those come into play until well into adulthood. he was one of the most selfless people i met, so it seemed to be genuine and not out of obligation to be a good person if that makes sense, i think there's a noticeable difference >intimidated by intimacy?a bit, but i don't think i would be that intimidated if it was with someone that relaxed my nervous system. if someone saw me as worth it and wanted to know what worked, i would tell them i just need some patience and encouragement. also i'm a bit undersocialized so there's a lot of things that come innately to people (like physical flirting) i just have like no practice with so i'm pretty awkward as a result. how about for you? are you repressed at all?
>>34539575MYeah, she has a nice body. She also looks like she has a cute face that didn’t photograph very well for this shoot
>I like a woman with BUSH haha I like telling other men about how much I LOVE female pubic hair haha look at me being NOT a pedophile did I tell you that I'm NOT a pedophile and that guys who don't like what I like are You fags are so annoying
>>34539592What are your values?
>>34539595I agree but also can’t help myself from saying in this post that I love hairy pussy
>>34539595No, I just don't have friends to tell that to IRL, but I don't respect any of you enough to care about normal conversational rulesI didn't bring up pedophiles at all either, you retarded fucking nigger
If I go deep underground into the storage rooms do you think people will hear me screaming obscenities
Post genderBest Kirby game?>Hard mode: No Air Ride
>>34539543I've stayed here too long
>>34539602MKirby Super Star. It’s a perfect video game
>>34539599>I didn't bring up pedophiles at all eitherthat was me just dropping some lore on how hairless women became a trend in the west before jewish pedophiles hypnotized and demoralized everyone with hollywood women wouldn't think of shaving and men wouldn't have preferences in females you can generally only naturally find in children
>>34539602If i can't say Air Ride, then Crystal Shards
>>34539602F. The only kirby game ive played is that ball one so ill say that one
>>34539595Gives me these vibes.
I finished my chinese flashcards are you proud of me femanon? will you be my gf now?
>>34539601Yes but generally that’s what they are there for
>>34539606they also made the preference for women being stick thin which is also pedophilic. women are supposed to have some meat on the bones (not to the average american degree though unless they're proportional)
>>34539602Amazing mirror
>>34539609Never met someone like that
Is it weird to want to keep some sort of memorabilia for any sex activities? Like writing on his belly and taking Polaroid photos or keeping some of his cum in little jars
>>34539610What part of China are they planting you in?
You see what I'm talking about. I call him out and he starts dropping manifestos
>>34539612Tell me, wise anon. What am I if I have a preference for skinny girls who don’t shave their pubes
>>34539616hopefully the south I don't want no desert
>>34539571There's a butter tart flavour I want to try, but not tonight. Maybe I'll pick some up next week. How about you?
>>34539618how skinny
>>34539580That was two weeks ago.
>>34539605Touché, I really liked the Revenge of Meta Knight>>34539608I've literally never played this, what is this one like>>34539613Growing up I always wanted to play this one with friends, I played it alone but the multiplayer aspect blew me away
>>34539615>Like writing on his belly and taking Polaroid photosFun, harmless>or keeping some of his cum in little jarsCreates homunculi, crimes against God
>>34539590I don't get it
>>34539575Not attracted to either of them, but she's pretty and better looking than him
>>34539595I love nonpedophile men.
>>34539612>they also made the preference for women being stick thinwell, i think in the 90s the engineering of goy preferences started taking a turn and the objective became race mixing and generally promoting dysgenics and infertility if men won't race mix then get them attracted to the thinnest, most dysgenic women with the lowest fertility and the highest rates of birth complications
>>34539606ntaPeople were shaving their pubes in Ancient Greece. Muslim cultures are known for shaving their pubes for hygiene reasons. If we want to talk about the popularity of shaving in American culture, that mostly came about because porn stars found that shaving their pubes was a good way to prevent pubic lice, which ultimately lead to the surge in popularity of shaved pubes in the US. I know retards want to blame everything they don't like on the Jews, but you're objectively wrong.>>34539612I wasn't aware east asians were all brainwashed by the Jews, but clearly you're more intelligent then me anon.
I absolutely need to make a move on this next date. Women, if you were dating a shy guy who clearly has issues opening up, what's the best way for him to surprise you and show you he's really into you?
>>34539621Not eating disorder or supermodel skinny, just skinny. Next to no chub outside of maybe the tummy and thighs
>>34539620I had no plans of ice cream but the 7/11 near me has those ice creams that look like fruit so I’ll probably pick up the strawberry one
>>34539624What’s wrong w cum jars
>>34539630grab her ass
When will I get the balls
>>34539625One day you will
>>34539602Technically ssbu is a kirby game.
>>34539631as long as she looks like a developed adult woman i dont see the issue>>34539629i'm talking about white americans retard kek
Men with short mid faces and dark eye circles are so cute.
>>34539636I think I get it now. Horses shouldn't fuck dogs
>>34539633I just said: they will create little men who will cause hellish spectacles to unfoldYou’re supposed to bury the jar for a while, but I’d think just keeping them in a closet for long enough would also work
>>34539606Human women are evolved to have less body hair, so i think its logical that men would be attracted to women with less hair because that is a feminine physical trait, even if we are not naturally smooth shaved. its much like large boobs right? Like most women dont have big boobs but men love big boobs because men dont have big boobs. Visa versa with muscles.While pubic hair doesn't vary much between sexes, as far as im aware, it makes sense that if hairlessness is a trait associated with women that hairless pubic regions would be seen as feminine too, therefore men would find that attractive. The reason this wouldnt extend to head hair is that head hair was a central component of self expression before shaving was possible.I like shaving my arms and legs, it makes me feel clean. I usually shave my pubic area once every month or three because its really gross when it gets long.
>>34539630Wink and then tell her you didn't realize she brought desertShe'll realize you're into her. It'll make her cringe and she'll never want you but it'll make your intentions clear
>>34539632The peach one is heavenly and they have it at a grocery store I shop a lot.
>>34539640>and the dog kept HIS best boneTry again
>>34539589>hairI'm balding though
>>34539634>>34539644Wow, thanks guys!
>>34539629>If we want to talk about the popularity of shaving in American culture, that mostly came about because porn starsfirst it started with removing body hair and leg hair, which was promoted by jewish movies then it graduated to pubic hair, which was promoted by jewish porn grooming practices in ancient greece and the middle east had very little to do with 20th century america which had no such customs of body hair removal but 20th century america did have predominantly jewish producers in hollywood and porn
>>34539632I'd suck a dick for some mango ice cream about now. Gotta bust out the creami tomorrow.
>>34539638>as long as she looks like a developed adult woman i dont see the issueWell fucking duh she does. It annoys me when people still want to give me dirty looks when the woman in question is a literal adult woman who looks like an adult
>>34539628Obesity is more strongly correlated with infertility and complications
>>34539646So the horse is hay rich and the dog is bone poor?
>>34539645They were out of peach when I went last time so I had to settle for mango but shit was banging nonetheless. Koreans take their dairy industry seriously, I haven’t had a single miss from any of their ice cream products
>>34539649Yup here we go. Only Jews promote what I don't like. Blah blah blah. Muh Jews, anyone who has different opinions then me is brainwashed by muh Jews. What's it like having Jews live in your head rent free?
>>34539650>Id suck a dick for some mango ice creamWhere you at, I’ll be right there with 3 of these
>>34539639What's a short mod face
>>34539655>What's it like having Jews live in your head rent freewhat's it like posting from tel aviv?
>>34539647I will pat your bald head with love and affection then
What do women use chagpt for?
>>34539597For relationships specifically, the main filter is that I want to wait until marriage to have sex; I strongly value the ideal of lifelong monogamy. I'd also like to provide for her to stay at home if/when we had kids, and for her to feel comfortable relying on me, not because she needs to, but because she trusts me.And I'm not religious. I have nothing against the religious, but it does make it harder to relate or meet someone on the same page.
Post some jewess pornstars
>>34539623You didn’t even need friends, the R button used a cell phone to call on the ally Kirbys. Had lots of fun abilities, color pallets and music you can collect. Squeak Squad abandoned the 4player but refined the gameplay of Mirror and had by far the funnest abilities, but since chasing rats isn’t as cool as 4player my vote still goes to Mirror.
>>34539652this is true, and this is heavily promoted as well but underweight women will give birth prematurely more often and have weak spawn also narrow hipped super model types are less likely to be able to deliver a baby without help
>>34539660I knew I e girl who used it for smut
>>34539593>why have relationships not worked out for you?it plays into my own issues, in the past it has tended to erode their agency, and while i'm not super sensitive to abandonment, i get sensitive to something like felt parity in feeling, and yet i don't like reaching out for reassurance, and my options tend to be either be silently uncomfortable or reality test silently, which then feels intrusive (so i am told). i haven't been evaluated by any professional, but given family history, i suspect with high confidence it is a cluster A thing (probably why i'm so asocial, too, struggle hard with avolition and intimacy even when i was a young child). i don't think it HAS to be a bad thing, especially now that i am so cognizant of my issues, but the main problem is that it tends to be extremely invisible to me, and if it is pointed out, it's usually too late. i say "usually" but i'm really pointing to one relationship, but i'm certain this would be a problem in others.>i'm not sure if this has been your experiencefor me, it is more like people don't really get it, even when they act like they do. can be family, close friends, partners, doesn't really matter how close we actually are, and it usually is uncomfortable inherently to be open, or neutral at best, and a lifetime of (be uncomfortable to be open -> get disappointed/alienated by people i love despite my best efforts (and their apparent best efforts)) has left a pretty bad mark. some of that may be reflective of how i describe my feelings, or there may be false or artificially bad feelings here too, idk, but i don't associate being open with anything positive>are you repressed at all?oh probably, i even have a hard time complimenting people, i can't really explain why, just inherently uncomfortable. i usually feel uncomfortable or empty when people complement me, probably related. can i ask what flavor of things you've been through? what has led to you being undersocialized? i'd describe myself similarly
>>34539658I'm 100% genetically gentile and have never been to Tel Aviv, but thank you for proving my point. Again, what's it like having Jews live rent free in your head?>>34539660>Using ChatGPTWhen NovelAI exists? Eeew
>>34539663Sure, but there was some stuff you couldn't do with the NPC Kirbies, right? At least, I remember having some issues getting them to do some of the group puzzles. Never played Squeak Squad
>>34539623>Touché, I really liked the Revenge of Meta KnightYup, that and The Great Cave Offensive keep it at the top for me.It’s just the best feeling game in the series to me, too. It’s missing a lot of the cooler copy abilities that wouldn’t show up until the GBA and DS, but what’s there is done so well.I’m suddenly realizing how many hours I could’ve poured into playing romhacks of that game if there were ever a scene for them.
>>34539660Mostly for learning frameworks and APIs, also general software architecture questions.>inb4 vibecoder i dont copy and paste code unless its regex or makefiles
>>34539669>what's it like having Jews live rent free in your headwhat's it like consuming jew made goyslop and denying that you're zogged cattle
>>34539660I pet it and tell it it's pretty and cool.
>>34539671Squeak Squad was pretty tight. Doesn’t crack the top five for me, but it’s a Kirby game. Can’t really go wrong with those
>>34539673you should grandma
Why is anal sex hyped so much? I tried it with the girlfriend, was a little disappointed. Honestly it was kind of mediocre. Maybe I am doing it wrong?
>>34539657Area between bottom of eyes and top lip is closer together than average
>>34539674Damn bro, imagine being bombed by the IDF in your brain everyday without even living in Gaza. That's some cucked shit.
>>34539680I see
>>34539639Please post examples of a short mid face
>>34539679It's one of the easiest taboos you can admit to doing without being seen as a degenerate freak. Me personally, I like some buttstuff, but have yet to do actual anal, and I'm okay with that.
>>34539679I genuinely have no idea why a straight man would want to have anal sex with a woman for any reasons other than BDSM reasons.I dunno how many times I need to say that poop, doodoo, farts, shit, etc. come out of that hole
>>34539632I had the peach one a couple of years ago and it was pretty nice, and of course they're so cute. You should definitional treat yourself
>>34539681i try to take account of everything the enemy does to me and my people and act accordingly should i like the rabbis openly calling for white genocide?
>>34539655>Only Jews promote what I don't likeHe didn't say that. He said that they had a vastly disproportionate influence on a particular thing he doesn't like, which is verifiable fact.
>>34539679No. You walk among closet gays.
>>34539679It's just a little taboo, and it's tighter but that doesn't really make it much better
>>34539662I'd turn Abella Danger from a paralegal to a paraplegic. I would fuck her into a wheelchair.
>>34539690oy very, the goyim can't know the facts
>>34539679Literally just pornsickness.>Maybe I am doing it wrong?Correct, sodomite.
>>34539693She’s Jewish?
>>34539696>>34539693Nvm I see it now, I was thinking of Adriana chechik which is why I was confused
>>34539696Have you not seen her nose?Though tbf most jewish women have huge tits and no ass, but she has no tits and a huge ass.
>>34539665Thin is the same as underweight, and every women needs helps delivering a baby
>>34539689You think random non-Jews are your enemy for thinking you're retarded. You're cucked beyond all belief.>>34539690This guy literally accused me of being from Tel Aviv for disagreeing with him, but sure he totally cares about non-Jewish groups.>>34539694Which IDF solider do you jerk off to the most?
The amount of sex I’m owed is frankly unbelievable
>>34539700>and every women needs helps delivering a babythat's fucking bullshit, some of you literally give birth on the toilet without realizing it after 9 months of ignorance but yea, a midwife is reasonable a hospital is not
>>34539435>But I get it, that's not appealing to male victim complexes enough, so muh ChadI didn't say anything about Chad.Think of it this way, who would gay men rather be approached by, an ugly man or a handsome one? Who would straight men rather be approached by, an ugly woman or a beautiful one?
>>34539701>This guy literally accused me of being from Tel Aviv for disagreeing with himBecause the amount of bad-faith accusations you threw at him, which would be annoying enough on its own to get him to insult you, also implied you were personally invested in denying what he was saying. So he gave a dismissive insult based on that.
>going to the hospital to give birth is not reasonableAgree/disagree?
>>34539701>his guy literally accused me of being from Tel Aviv for disagreeing with himit's also the nature of how you disagree and your general penchant for degeneracy that only the most zogged or jewish display
>>34539679It's not hyped, it's just featured a lot in porn. I think you have to be with a partner you already have amazing sex with, and you both need to be super into it, maybe for mental reasons as much as physical
>>34539702same, the pussy embargo needs to stop
>>34539685Daniel Radcliffe, Aaron Paul, Riz Ahmed are a few examples Sadly, a dying phenotype within men
>>34539707Depends on the circumstances, but generally disagree. There are plenty of logical reasons either for or against going. Epidurals and being able to quickly deal with complications are good reasons for. Hospitals being germ central and (in the US) being absurdly expensive are good reasons against.
>>34539707american statements
>>34539707The ideal place to give birth is an RV in the hospital parking lot. Close enough if something goes catastrophically wrong but not quite close enough that they can lacerate my baby's liver with some forceps and add a few extra stitches without asking if the delivery is normal and no intervention is needed.
>>34539707It just makes it more convenient to get drugs.
>>34539693She's a paralegal? That's kind of hot.All the paralegals I've met have been slutty chicks with the hot kind of bad attitude.
blowjobs are better than vaginal.alysa liu painal.
>tfw no alysa liu gf
>>34539706Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that "Jews are the only reason women shave their pubes" wasn't a retarded opinion that I actually need to take seriously. I'll be sure to take "the moon landing was fake" people seriously too. Retarded opinions don't deserve respect.>>34539707Disagree. At home birth objectively increases the risk of maternal/infant death.>>34539708Yes, how dare I not take "Muh Jews are the reason why women shave their pubes" seriously? You poor, poor victim.
Why won't most hookers do anal?
>>34539703Meant to say thin is *not* the same as underweight, but whatever. Enjoy your evening, Mohammad
>>34539695Oral sex is included under sodomy, so I'm already a sodomite to be fair
>>34539720>Retarded opinions don't deserve respectyou're too zogged to even be able to tell go watch some seinfeld
>>34539723Because you don't have enough money
>>34539717>>34539662Oh, and Lena Paul and Casey Calvert.
>>34539205>Anons, what’s the color of the head of your penis like right nowpink
>>34539728>Unironically triggered by SeinfeldYou're a walking talking punchline.
MenPenis status, now
>>34539736Sleeping.
>>34539736half mast
>>34539736Flaccid, resting on my balls
>>34539736Too tired to be horny.
>>34539720>still strawmanning
>>34539707Even if you prefer and choose a home birth, only a retard would think a hospital is "unreasonable"
>>34539736It’s a little hard. Your turn, pussy status.
>guys look i've consumed decades of government propaganda and jewish demoralization content which informs me what is or is not retarded and what deserves respect>you can tell i'm right with the speed at which i can crack and joke and dismiss anything that isn't an official stance of the party
>>34539736Flaccid
>>34539677It has way more abilities than Super Star Ultra (ghost, animal, bubble, metal, high jump, laser, tornado, star, some ability mixing, but no yoyo) it has less content but it’s the crazier kirby
>>34539741If I'm strawmanning, how come all of these "Muh Jews have disproportionate power" people almost never talk about China or Muslims, and in the rare occasions they do, it's only mild statements of disgust right before going back to the Jews despite the fact that the Chinese and wealthy Muslims also have a lot of power over the world? It's only ever the Jews they seethe about.>>34539745Tell me on the doll where the Jews touched you. Also what are your thoughts on the Chinese and Muslims?
Gender are there any video games/movies/shows/books that you're looking forward to?
>>34539743Dry
>>34539723Sex workers don't like big penises in general. Many of them even openly say no AA
>>34539743Hairy and dripping.
>>34539736flaccid, about 5" long and 4" in circumference while soft right now, and resting on two large balls swollen with cum
>>34539751MThe rest of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>34539736needs to be taken on a walk
>>34539736waistbandin'
Plap
>>34539753Sad!
>>34539747And all the abilities are refined (Spark can charge, Feather is now Cupid, Jet is now UFO, Mirror is now Magic, when you add all the nee abilities too it’s the superior Kirby
>>34539751>Gender are there any video games/movies/shows/books that you're looking forward to?MI suppose winds of winter, and elder scrolls 6. But I doubt either will capture what made their predecessors so beloved. (We may never even get twow)
>>34539757I wish more e-girls were cosplaying her.
Why do women's farts stink less than men's farts?
I wish femanon would ask me for my penis status irl
>>34539751FNah
Do women get angry when they see beautiful fictional characters?
>>34539769I wish we had a symbol to wear to identify each other irl.
>>34539751M. I feel like any piece of entertainment I've ever waited a long time for has been lackluster at best, and dogshit at worst.
>>34539750>what are your thoughts on the Chinese and Muslimschinese culture seems p brutal and the chinese government sucks (made worse by jewish communism), i brainstorm geopoltical actions to keep the country of china in place, but i don't have anything against chinese people islam is seriously retarded and muhammud was a pedo and took it up the ass, but i don't really have anything against muslims eitherhate the sin not the sinner
>>34539002my gf did, I never had acne in my life, well until last year I started getting a few zits in my face every once in a while
I will be with her in the next life. When I'm free from this place and this body my real life will start. I will have the experiences and qualities I wish I had here. I will finally live and be a person worth living as. When I die my consciousness will leave this cosmos and appear in the mind of myself born there, and there I will know what it's like to live as a human, worthy and functional.
>>34539771No.
>>34539772You have a name and are therefore NOT femanon
>>34538986What's something I could do to make a women feel better during heavy cramps?I was going out with my friend to watch a movie but she cancelled because her period started and she's feeling strong cramps. While it is possible it was just an excuse to not go, she seems honest enough to just say if she's not interested in doing something so I'd believe it really hurts a lot.
>>34539667what is reality testing? and it sounds like you're pretty self-aware of what your issues are and know all of the terms. is there a reason why you're avoiding a professional if it gets in the way of your daily life? avolition seems pretty big>people don't really get itthere's only so much you can still understand about someone, because no matter what you have different perspectives. we could both see the same exact thing and see it differently because reality isn't fixed. i used to want to be nothing more than understood, but i realize i'm also hard to understand because sometimes i don't even know what i'm feeling. i do like and want to be open, but when asked about emotions that's a different story because i just don't know sometimes. i have had a handful of Cluster A people in my life at points, i've found that some people definitely can use certain aspects of it to completely justify certain not-great behaviors, as if it's a fixed thing that can never improve. but that goes for any disorder i guess, but i've also met people that were emotionally attuned. do you think you're like that? I haven't had an evaluation in a while, but I'm on the Cluster C side of things where i mainly struggle with anxiety and avoidance and i've been seeing a professional for that. >what flavor of things you've been through? what has led you to being undersocialized?for me, a lot of it is being constantly critiqued and bullied. so i'm just always thinking that i have to tamp down who i am or else i'll just fall into that same pattern of being mistreated. there's this constant anxiety of trying my best to not fuck up or do or say anything to gain anyone's ire. i have lots of bad social experiences and i recently just quit a job because of how bad things got. my parents sheltered me a lot and my mom especially is fearful of the outside world so i wasn't allowed to go out much and developed some of those same fears. what was your upbringing like?
Do women like Akane from CSM exist?
can women tell when you have a big penis irl just by looking at you?
>>34539776i hope you can work things out with your sister, bro
what motivates that faggot to post his shitty waifus every single day?
>>34539774>(made worse by jewish communism),> and in the rare occasions they do, it's only mild statements of disgust right before going back to the JewsYup there we go, every fucking time.>islam is seriously retarded and muhammud was a pedo and took it up the ass, but i don't really have anything against muslims eitherIf you were actually consistent about hating people in power, you would hate the Chinese and Muslims even more than Jews, but somehow me pointing that out is strawmanning and I'm supposed to take your retarded bullshit seriously.
>>34539778I am therefore I am.You may not debate my existence.
>>34539771It makes them feel insecure, which I sort of get as I'm playing the new Resident Evil, but I do think women get a little too mad about it.
>>34539774>took it up the assSauce ?
>>34539771>>34539787>My only interaction with women is retards and bots on social mediaNo normal person gives a shit about hot fictional women in real life.
>>34539783Are there two of us that post about our sisters, or do you read all "I wish to be reborn as another person so that I can be with her" posts as me?
>>34539785>If you were actually consistent about hating peoplei keep trying to tell you that i don't hate anyone but you seem to lack reading comprehension or otherwise have some defect interfering with your acceptance of that
>>34539717She also said her dad looked like a one pump chump. What a queen.>>34539723>Why won't most hookers do anal?It requires prep and opens them up to diseases even more than vaginal.>>34539732Lena Paul has a history degree.>>34539751Hazbin season 3. Rumor is that Eden Espinosa is supposed to voice Lilith, which means she will get more duets with Jeremy Jordan like in Tangled.Also, Forward Horizon 6 (Tokyo Drift) and Exodus.>>34539754>Many of them even openly say no AADick size isn't the reason why and you know it.
F 29 I wanna visit Tel-Aviv when the war calms down.
>>34539784I think they get aroused at the prospect of other men being aroused by the characters. Sort of like how guys will post their wife's nudes on /b/ and /s/
>>34539796MI’ve always wanted to go to Jerusalem.
>>34539793I'm not posting about my sister nor am I you.
how do i determine if my butt is cute or not if im not attracted to butts?
>>34539792My sisters have been seething over hot video game characters since the original Tomb Raider.
Do you like Makima now?
>>34539506NTA but I feel like it takes experiencing great pain, and learning to do better in the face of it to create a good soul. Hardship is the forge of the most virtuous of characters. Either it makes us or breaks us over and over and over again until we learn what is good and learn to embody it
>>34539791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
>>34539802Wallahi
>>34539801Let me guess, your sister is terminally online and on social media all the time. Thus isn't a normal person.
>>34539796>I wanna visit Tel-Aviv when the war calms downBest gay nightlife in the world
>>34539800You could present it to a panel of judges
>>34539773Any examples?
like, we wouldn't be doing business with china and have debased currency if it weren't for jews and we wouldn't have muslims flooding western nations if it weren't for jews you can think statements like these are crazy and dismiss them but all it takes is a little research to notice the pattern but i don't hate jews and i surrender to God's plan, however messed up it might seem to my tiny intellect
>>34539806>Let me guess, your sister is terminally online and on social media all the time. Thus isn't a normal person.Sisters plural, and not really. One is into weird voodoo shit, but the other two are turbo normies. Like they don't even know what redpills or femcels are.
>>34539811And to think I get accused of strawmanning when I point out that's exactly what you're saying. Retardation.
>>34539807One of them, yes. A modern day Sodom if you will. Of the places I have been, Mexico City and Berlin were really great. And according to my wife, Hong Kong has a really great gay scene.
>>34539765I don't have confidence in Bethesda delivering TES 6 well. How they handled the Fallout franchise since 4 has been grim. Never played Starfield. What's with GRR taking his time, anyway?
>>34539798>>34539796Ugh
>>34539800Post butt and I will give you a definitive answer.
>>34539767>Why do women's farts stink less than men's farts?False! Women's flatulence smells stinkier and so does their shit.
>>34539813you're trying to say i hate jews and EVERYTHING up to me stubbing my toe is their fault i'm trying to say there's a legitimate pattern here and i don't hate anyone you refuse to look up or accept any evidence and will continue to deny the truth, perhaps even as the pattern becomes more and more obvious to you from here on out. igi, i'm summarizing and paraphrasing years of research, but you'll get here too if you care to put in the work to discover the truth
Post genderDo (You) listen to ASMR to fall asleep? If not, what do you listen to in order to sleep?
>>34539821Tell me you're poor without telling me.
>>34539808omg anon why are you evil? What did you do? Did you go to epsteins island?
>>34539771No, women don't mind hot fictional women, we even think certain ones like Bayonetta and Mileena are cool. I haven't heard of the right character, but the left girl from stellar blade seems kind of bland personality wise
>>34539582>Post gender>How do you cope with knowing you're the person who loves more?I learnt that I shouldn't? I'm not sure.
>>34539823FNo.White noise, nature sounds or most of the time nothing.
>>34539823FYes, I am right now. I have tinnitus in my right ear from years of using air tools and firing guns, and my wife doesn't like me running the fan at night.
>>34539814Mexico City and Hong Kong? I wouldn't have guessed?
>>34539543>Either gender. Do you have an atoga crush?One anon reminds me of an ex, occasionally I get sad
>>34539822>you refuse to look up or accept any evidence and will continue to deny the truth, I have looked up your "evidence" and "truth", and it's all nothing but random social media posts, memes, and internet videos. But yes, I should take your claim that "Jews in power are the reason why women shave their pubes" seriously, and I'm just so mean if I don't.
>>34539779You can't do anything just leave her alone
>>34539819Wat
>>34539830Thanks for reminding me to use protection
>>34539824Maybe you're retarded.
>>34539543F, no
Men how many
