Did He Died? EditionOld: >>34565258
First for >him<3
hope all the girls that failed the pen test are having a nice day today
>>34569100they’re taking them out back and shooting them
hope all the girls are ovulating
>>34569100Moids, which is failing the pen test? Holding the pen and needing a bra or the pen falling and not needing a bra because titties smol?
>>34569108pen falling because smol boobs
>>34569109you don't even talk to women
>>34569115*slurps period blood*
*jackhammering both of my temples with deep tissue massage guns* women…………..
>>34569118*mashing my sinuses, ear tubes, and jugular with a massage gun* mmmmmmmmmoist
>>34569119no wait I still have some blood in my mouth!
Why are women so afraid of commitment?
>>34569106I’m bleeding
>>34569129desu i won't commit to a man who won't commit to me
>>34569093This picture is seriously so indicative of how women just take take take from men and still just hate and abhor them.She's literally killing him and is still like >ew... why is he bleeding, gross
>>34566848And? I've posted dick on /soc/ and seethed when I only got a 7/10. Link her bewbs btdechuu
>Three teenage boys convicted of knife-point rape and other serious sexual offences against two teenage girls in Hampshire have not been given custodial sentences because the judge said he “should avoid criminalising these children unnecessarily”.>The court heard he had an IQ of the “bottom 1% of his contemporaries” and had been diagnosed with ADHD. Another of the rapists, also 15, was also diagnosed with ADHD as well as “longstanding anxiety”, while the third defendant, now 14, was described as having a “mild cognitive impairment”.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/21/boys-convicted-of-get-non-custodial-sentences-as-judge-says-they-should-not-be-criminalised-unnecessarilyWhat are you doing, Bongistan?
>>34569131
>>34569136Did you spam the thread with shitposts for an hour about how no one loves you or ever will love you because of your poor body image?
>>34569108In modern society, small boobs. Most women don't have boobs big enough to fold over like that at a normal body weight. In the past when everybody was skinny and there were some people with boobs like that it was great (and still is when it happens), but the vast, VAST majority of people now would only hold the pencil in place because they're fat. They could just as easily pass a pencil test like that in any other part of their body that would nominally be completely flat or smooth.
>>34569109Womens' mind games are chutes and ladders. Stop being retarded and expecting a turtle to backflip just because it's 2026 or whatever.
>>34569137>After she reported the assault to the police, an investigation identified that a second victim, aged 15, had been raped in November 2024 by two of the same defendants.>She had travelled alone to meet one of the boys for what she thought would be their first date after chatting to him on Snapchat.>The victim was then raped by two of the boys in an underpass by the River Avon in Fordingbridge and a video of her 90-minute ordeal was shared on social media, resulting in her receiving abusive messages, prosecutors said.Those guys are sociopaths and so is the judge.
>>34569141No, I reserve my self loathing for bed time
>>34569134Why are some of you afraid of a committed man
>>34569041>Why do most males understand what a friendship is where you stand by each other and genuinely sacrifice for each other literally just because you're friends but it's basically a universal experience that women don't do the same?I think it depends. Men value their friendships because they happen so sparingly. Women tend to be friendly with everyone but a lot of those friendships are shallow because they are not given the time and attention to cultivate. I'm lucky enough to have a female friend I would walk through fire for and vice versa, but it takes a lot for women to get to that point. Whereas men invest deeply into their friendships immediately.>>34569053>But also, why is making her just a victim of the Joker interesting? That's what the modern character is.That's not. That's her past and is a part of her character, but she has evolved far beyond that.>>34569078>IrisaberUnfamiliar with it>your decision to defend Korrasami as a good shipI also just think they're a good couple whose relationship is based on their ability to emotionally support one another, healthily and openly communicate, and treat each other with respect. Sure, it was rushed and half-baked due to the restrictions from Nickelodeon, but it's SO, SO, SO IMPORTANT that they were friends first. It's one of the things that make Harley and Ivy so compelling in Harley Quinn. I find it funny that there have been people on here that argue that Korra should have ended up with Mako, when they were the most toxic relationship in the entire verse with the exception of Ozai and Ursa (which was literal rape).
>>34569139>It's our blood, it's ok <3<3
>>34569108Thigh gap is more important. Shorter skirts are only allowed for women with a thigh gap.
>>34569129Why do men even think they could get another woman when most of em are ugly? The girl you are cheating on with has a high likelyhood of just also being a cheater and having a boyfriend that isn't you and is using you also.
>>34569137Don't you love it when you have a hard time focusing so you rape people at knifepoint?
when you commit, it gives women the ick 9 out of 10 times
>>34569161Kinda seems like it
>>34569163oh I wasn't being ironic
>>34569131that is not fun
time for my second cup of coffee
>>34569161When and where do I meet the 1% of women that actually know what the fuck they want
>>34569159Happens to the best of us
>you will NEVER have two girls kiss and cumswap your nut in front of you Why live?
>>34569129What do I gain from chaining myself to a moid?
>>34569152>but she has evolved far beyond that.Has is having all of her agency for her actions a good evolution of the character?
Would women get the ick if I basically wanted to fuck like a manic aggressive lesbian?
>>34569175Nothing, but I’m not looking for a woman who would feel chained down by a committed relationship
>>34569161>when you commit, it gives women the ick 9 out of 10 timesHow much ick does this give?
>>34569180Har har.
"Birthday sex?" Bitch I wanted funfetti
>>34569106
>>34569137Apparently not exterminating a low IQ violent issue. No worry about QT tho, with his freeze response. He probably couldn't hold a knife to a femanon without cumming before even getting it in.
If I get a gf I'm never telling her my birthday
I think I realize, I spent so much time on here asserting that the women I wanted didn't exist because I didn't want to beleive it was true and I wanted people to assert that I was wrong
>>34569169people say at church but idk
>>34569182Very unsatisfactory but probably correct answer. It’s scary for me too which is what makes this so annoying to me.
>>34569190what
>>34569193I guess I’ll know soon enough. I’m gonna start going soon, but not for that reason
>>34569176>is having all of her agency for her actions a good evolution of the character?Yes, why wouldn't it be?>>34569178>Would women get the ick if I basically wanted to fuck like a manic aggressive lesbian?Based
>>34569185scary
>>34569195all I'm saying is, jack is back!
>>34569184Dis you?
>>34569195For a long while I'd come to these threads and assert that my ideal type of woman doesn't exist or that if she did she would prefer something in men that would make me not an option for herSubconciously, I did this so that people would argue the opposite, so that I could argue with them, but I think I partially wanted to be convinced that they were right and I was wrong
>>34569198Meant to say having all of her agency for her actions taken awayShe should not be a victim and fuck modern writers for doing that to her and every fucking female character
>>34569187Nobody was talking about that worthless piece of shit.
>>34569202I know this well, and it’s why I’m so frustrated. My patience has been exhausted.
i miss my ex day 380ish + 1
>>34569205Well he does have adhd.
>>34569208In one case I know, it's schizophrenia.But I think nearly everybody hates dishonesty.
Reminder
Everybody please say hello to my boy's first flower.
>>34569215Nice bloom lil bro.
>>34569215hello my boy's first flower
It has been two days. I want to look at giant tits god help me
>>34569215Pumpkin? Squash?
Do you hate NZS?
>>34569217>>34569216He says thanks.>>34569218I am not 100% sure.It's either zucchini, butternut pumpkin or eggplant. Kinda forgot to not which one was which as I put them in.Surprise!
Why do I feel resentment when a girl checks me out? Makes me wanna bash her head in.
>>34569226Ignore. You have the freedom to stay alone but life only gives one chance. Make it count bitch. 1488
>>34569221new zealanders?
>>34569203probably something like a hot autismo woman who is into the same vidya as you?
>34569221Nobody knows what that is.
>>34569226you feel special for that but it's boring, npc behavior, drunk boomer tier, have some self respect
>>34569226Why are you having less children?
>>34569226o que voce quer ta mole
>>34569227>life only gives one chanceAt what, living? How is that going to undo my unspoken traumas girls gave me?>1488Is this a nazi thing?
>>34569129are we really? isn't it the other way around?
>>34569188why?
>>34569239Either you are or I’m just not worth it
>>34569238Only female brained "men" whine about this kek.
>>34569239It is your choice to reply to your own half hour old shitpost.Be a better person.
>>34569234Why does me feeling special want to bash her head in?>>34569235Because I am weak and broken>>34569236It's a piece of cake? What?
>>34569172>Why live?I hate this meme.
>>34569235>You never hear anyone say a man was "too focused on his career to become a father."It's because men are expected to focus on providing for their families while women are expected to care for them. A man who cannot provide income is a useless man. A woman who cannot provide income is still useful as women are the bottleneck of population growth.
>>34569245>anime girl reaction imagesMen look at you with disgust too, you just don't notice it.
>>34569231Nah, that women don't like shy men, or that virgin women hated virgin men because male and female virginity aren't the same
>>34569244She replied to my post. It was a real question
>tfw no half-latino musician bf because your entire cunt doesn't have a single latino living here
>>34569172To see if you can achieve it? You probably can if you drop your standards to a certain level. I won't ever because my moral convictions tell me I shouldn't ever have a threesome even if I want one.>>34569173ntaIf you have to pay for it, it doesn't mean anything.
>>34569251Fuck off.
>>34569258?
>>34569237Life doesn't care about trauma. Be proud
>>34569249Honestly Idk what a shy man is anymore because I've been told (by someone else usually obviously) that x or y dude is shy around women, while to me it seemed the complete opposite
>>34569252How many latinos do you expect to live in your cunt?
Is it possible for a man to love and be devoted to a woman who is not "perfect" to him?I hate the idea of being settled for as much as men do, but I know due to my small chest and facial flaws that it is inevitable. How to fucking cope?
>>34569268Is this bait? You can’t be serious
>>34569263quite far away from the americas so not many. but i've never seen a single one irl.
>>34569241what was your experience? did they outright reject the idea of a commited relationship or did they simply not bring it up?>>34569244I'm not the person I'm replying to, can you stop trying to guess (and fail at guessing) who's who in every fucking thread? go to reddit if you want usernames. jfc.
>>34569272That does not answer my question at all.
>>34569262Shy meaning not confrontational I guess Really the virgin thing was what gets me going, I guess I just couldn't come to terms with the fact that it isn't considered the same thing for the most part
>>34569268Nobody is perfect.Expection perfection is stupid and a waste.
>>34569240So she can't give me a birthday gift that's really for her
>>34569268Find someone who despite any possible flaw still thinks you're absolutely his type. Usually you might want a guy who isn't 1000% desperate, because then he'd take any woman at all and you'd never know if you're actually his type or if he finds you genuinely desirable. And someone who despite having some amount of options still acts simp-y with you (because you fit his type).
THIS IS NOT ADVICE, every time I cut my veins I feel a release, I don't cut them when I'm sad, I cut them when I explode with emotions, every day my body is more and more full of scars, I don't want worry, I just want to keep cutting myself without anyone telling me anything, but nobody understands that. They just think I'm hurting myself, but it's my body, not theirs, if I want to, I'll cut my throat right now..
>>34569273>did they outright reject the idea of a commited relationshipThis, after telling me I sounded like a great guy and being in disbelief that I'm single
>>34569282So the idea is to get a woman who does none of those things.
>>34569280that's really selfish and cheap... being incapable of altruism with your own partner. were there any early signs of this trait?
>>34569285I thought this was an Eminem song at first.
Relying on a fictional character has made me feel better about my feelings
>>34569276That's alright, confrontational people can be draining to be around.And yeah well women and men being virgin isn't the same thing, even if it might make the men bitter to think about it. Uually at least. For women it means you want to save yourself despite having potential options, even when you're young and should have less control over your emotions than an adult. which tends to mean higher standards for like adult virgin women. But it does also seem like men who are virgin in a similar way tend to also have this ""picky"" mindset and valuing oneself, such as men who would have options but also choose to abstain, thanks to being religious for example.
>>34569275>That does not answer my question at all.ah you're new to 4chan i see.
>>34569204Can you not see how every action being for the approval of a man could be considered diminutive? And they didn't make her a victim anymore than she already was. Like I said before, she likes doing bad things because it's exciting and gets her attention. It's just now she doesn't have to do it for the attention of a psychopathic abuser.>>34569238>men passed women's suffrage, which women fought for, a hundred years ago so now you owe me sex and to be legally bound to meSure thing, Mr. Feminist.
>>34569268>I hate the idea of being settled for as much as men do, but I know due to my small chest and facial flaws that it is inevitable.I'm trying to do the exact opposite of settling for a woman that meets this description right now
>>34569297Whatever you say.
Women:If you don't ask a guy if you're boyfriend/girlfriend after 4 months, and you don't refer to him as your boyfriend, does that mean you're okay with him dating / fucking other girls?
>>34569297You're too retarded to realize you wrote "cunt", you cunt.
Men are you done being immature?
>>34569306Hello retard. Over on /int/, they use cunt as slang for country.
>>34569305I don't date trannies/AGP males, sorry.
>>34569308Who cares about int you fucking cunt. lmao
>>34569306>tfw the hon still doesn't get it and starts crying at youlmao
>>34569307I've been done with that for several years.
>>34569307Plap
I want to hug my coworker and give her gum.
>>34569295For me I wouldn't want to be promiscuous but I also don't have many oppurtunities to get a girlfriend anyway so being a virgin means absolutely nothing positiveI remember seeing someone say that people tend to have partners with similar body count so I really hope that's true, and those PUA guys always say you need to fuck 20 girls before going for a virgin yet they never have a virgin gf/wife or a wife or gf at allThough it does make me kind of upset when a virgin woman dates a guy who isn't because I think there's more virgin men than women and it makes me feel like "The guy making the problem is getting rewarded" but I suppose life is just cruel like thatIt also weirdly annoys me when a woman says "I'm a virgin and I want a virgin bf" because it feels like she's lying to, but maybe that puts women in a position where they can't win with me
I’m moving from Denver to Chicago because I’m tired of how boring this place is. What am I in for?
>>34569287interesting. random women? dates?maybe you're just not their type for one reason or another, or maybe they're stuck in situationship limbo/those long-ass talking stages that seem too common nowadays. from your description it sounds like they're somewhat impressed by you, maybe you come off as too serious and stern and they find it hard to relate to?
>>34569307In some ways yes, in other no. I don't do low iq antisemitism and anti womenist shit anymore, but i am still an underemployed bum and also quite conflict avoidant.
>>34569318I mean I get you having that mindset, but it's really just about who approaches her, not the man's body count. If a man who appeals to her and wants to take care of her goes up to her to talk to her and they end up dating (and maybe married too) as a result, it automatically means he "deserved" her.
>>34569325Yeah I guess, my ideal is just one who would purityfag me, like actively wants me and not because she's some jezebel who thinks I don't know any betterIn reality she at best won't care
>>34569308i think that used to be more common on every board, sad to see ppl not recognizing it anymore when you say my cunt.
>>34569321>interesting. random women? dates?Girl I asked out who rejected me but still wanted to hang out a couple of times.>maybe you're just not their type for one reason or another, or maybe they're stuck in situationship limbo/those long-ass talking stages that seem too common nowadays.Probably the former unless I'm the situationship.>from your description it sounds like they're somewhat impressed by you, maybe you come off as too serious and stern and they find it hard to relate to?I guess. I'm not a very serious or stern person whatsoever. I'm worried that I've come across as the stereotypical nice guy with ulterior motives.I'm gonna try to just not worry about dating again for a while.
>>34569328A man's value isn't as strongly tied to his virginity or lack thereof so indeed most (including virgin) women care about on average a 100 things more about a man than his virginity status or body count ngl.
>>34569319A more exciting city than Denver, surely.
>>34569332Most of those other 100 things are good vibes, whatever that means
>>34569108>The pencil test>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test_(South_Africa)>The pencil test is a method of assessing whether a person has Afro-textured hair. In the pencil test, a pencil is pushed through the person's hair. How easily it comes out determines whether the person has "passed" or "failed" the test.>This test was used to determine racial identity in South Africa during the apartheid era, distinguishing whites from coloureds and blacks. The test was partially responsible for splitting existing communities and families along perceived racial lines. Its formal authority ended with the end of apartheid in 1994.
>>34569332Yeah I know it's just hard to cope, so it annoys me seeing women say they want that when I never heard anything but negativity about inexperience
>>34569334If you've heard "good vibes" often I think people just mean being chill with that. Like relaxed, not taking small things too seriously, good company basically. I'm sure men too recognize if another man is fun to hang out with? You might disagree but I think women appreciate the same exact trait just as much if not more .
>>34569291lolhttps://voca.ro/1dFAjQ8ar3SJ
>>34569309lmao what does that even mean?
>>34569337That might just be terminally online women who don't go out or talk to men even if they are genuine when they say it kek
>>34569330probably just not her type then. plenty of fish in the sea.
Who remembers when millennials’ favorite catchphrase was “blood for the blood gods” ?
>>34569344Millenials are so based.
>>34569292Which character?
>>34569342I would date one but I don't know where I'd find one or if I meet her standardsRadfems seem like the closest female equivalent to incels (unlike fem"cel" larper e girls) because I could beleive that they don't go out, and I'm somewhat sympathetic to them
>>34569343This should be obvious to me, and I hate that it isn't. It still isn't. I don't want to be some loser that bitches about being led on.
>>34569351Then it's 100% just about luck, good luck anon
I had been sweating in my chair so much yesterday and today from this stupid heat that my fucking asscrack is red and irritated wtf
>>34569338I'm too much of a mutant freak to have that aura
>>34569353ThanksWhere would I even find one I wonder, like incels they seem averse to actually dating anyone, and like half of them are lesbians
>>34569354ew
Should I get chipotle for lunch today?
>>34569364Sure.
Robert Pattinson IS Chris Hansenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfrf53ttYYI never watched To Catch a Predator back in the day, but I knew Hansen as a meme.
>>34569364Not an american so idk what that is
>>34569359It hurts.
>>34569352what do you feel then? you not being her type is not a failure. people have their own clusters of small preferences, and that isn't a judgement of character. did she lead you on or did she simply reject you?
>>34569307How am I immature?
>>34569376Flirted with me for weeks, told me she couldn't give me anything right now, kept flirting, got to know me better, I asked her out, she said in no uncertain terms she didn't want a relationship with me but still wanted to hang out one on one.Flirted a lot during the first hang but not at all during the second one. I can't really tell who led who on and am probably just bitching about not getting what I wanted.I feel like a fucking moron in any case. She's had my number for months but only keeps in touch with me via discord and doesn't have much to ask about me or much to share with me about herself
>>34569354Consider washing yourself some time
>>34569384NTAYou stuck around for too long without being ok with just being friends. If she told you clearly she is not interested in you ronantically, there is no reason to stick around and hope for more.Drop her and move on to somebody better fitting.
I had to pick up broken glass from my floor :(
Women is it an ick if he curses frequently
>>34569344Horus unironically did nothing wrong
>>34569129>Why are women so afraid of commitment?Take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself: if you were a woman, why would you want to commit to *that*?
>>34569391ye
>>34569391not really for me. as long as he doesn't mind that i naturally don't curse at all .
>>34569298She already had arcs as a villain after leaving the Joker. Ffs modern writing is stuck on her being forever a victim and thus character dependent on Joker, whereas she had agency before the New 52 where she had agency in being a villain ffsShe shouldn't be defined as a pure victim. That's boring as fuck, yet you're stuck on it
>>34569391Whenever I get made and some appliance or tool not working I call it a "buggerizing bloody thing."
>>34569137>What are you doing, Bongistan?The case has been referred to the court of appeal. It's being dealt with. Chill.
>>34569384sorry you went through that anon, sounds like she was genuinely giving you mixed signals and was probably either using you to stabilize her own mental state or to feel desired and get validation from you. I'm sorry, you aren't whiny, your feelings were played with.
>>34569386I don't know what to think of myself after this. I can't tell if I really was getting hot and cold treatment or if I was just seeing what I wanted to.At the outset of this, she said that men always think they're into her and then change their minds really quickly, and I guess I've just been determined to prove her wrong on that front but to my own detriment. I'm very tired.
>>34569172I've actually had a threesome with two women, and it did not occur to me to ask them to do this. What would have been the point? You watch too much porn.
>>34569137They were having a sexual emergency, chud.
>>34569398Til Buggery schizo is a woman
>>34569252>your entire cunt doesn't have a single latino living hereHonestly, this sounds like a good thing.
>>34569402Thanks. I'm very sad.
>>34569285>if I want to, I'll cut my throat right now..Go on, then. (looks at his watch) We're waiting.
Hello Swiss. Long time no see my nemesis.
>>34569235Fewer*
>>34569405>I can't tell if I really was getting hot and cold treatment or if I was just seeing what I wanted to.Doesn't matter much if she, as you claim she has stated clearly, is not romantically interested in you.
>>34569391Nah>>34569398>buggerizing Maybe something is getting lost in translation here because this is so cringe >>34569410>Buggery schizoAh, this makes more sense
>>34569384how did she flirt?
>>34569419/adv/ should have flags like the best boards do
>>34569419Fix your radar.
>>34569305Exclusivity is assumed unless you have a conversation about it not being assumed.
women would you bleed his holy vein
>>34569235Didn't every single American film in the past be about how the father is neglecting his children so he could work? Wasn't all of this due to the children that made those films grew up in the great depression?
>>34569427More importantly, IDs.
>>34569405>At the outset of this, she said that men always think they're into her and then change their minds really quicklyLol, that was her bait to catch you as her orbiter. Words from female creatures don't mean anything. Watch their actions if she's behaving as someone who likes you.>>34569330>Girl I asked out who rejected me but still wanted to hang out a couple of times.Another orbiter bait. After she rejected you, she already told you that she will never fuck you.
>>34569432if that's an euphemism for his wallet, then yes
haha no don't slap my cock and my thighs ouch that would be awful haha
>>34569436Slay queen!
>>34569432Sooner he dies, the better.
>>34569440slaying your throat, yes
>>34569307Nope.
>>34569443I can't make you money if I'm dead
>>34569430After how many dates is exclusivity assumed? And why would a woman avoid talking about relationship matters? Even just to ask where this is going or asking about the possibility of living together one day?
>>34569434That would be funny too. I just can't get into posting here as much as i do on the flag boards.
>>34569344Skulls for the skuil throne.
Should I go to the Backrooms movie to pick up zoomer women?
Anon: Hello?Femanon: Anon.Anon: Who is this?Femanon: Anon.Anon: Who's calling?Femanon: It is me.Anon: What?Femanon: Will you go there?Anon: Go where? What?Femanon: Do you eat?Anon: What the hell is this?!Femanon: I've got the money... Anon.
women should kill us after having sex.just like spiders do.
>>34569417it will pass, you'll be fine. don't let it affect your self esteem. it's not your fault. she knew you wanted a relationship but flirted with you regardless of the boundary that she herself set. there might have been genuine confusion on her part as well, maybe it's no one's fault, but it's still a painful thing to experience.
Btw would I bee too old at 26 to go watch the backrooms? I'm only willing to pay to watch horror/thriller movies in the theaters and this year has been dry .
>>34569454Moo
>>34569445I'll wait till you've accumulated enough so I can inherit it all
>>34569453My dumb ass still thinks she could change her mind at some point because of that confusion. I at least know I won't waste a big chunk of my life waiting for that to happen, but I don't feel like I can move on right now.
>>34569443>>34569442Oh this reminds me of somebody.But are you physically able to kill him?
Femanon would you let a shite horse be your hf?
>>34569447NtaI have to disagree with her I never assume exclusivity it must be explicitly stated.We have no idea if she's the type of person who's avoiding it because she expects you to bring it up or if she's the type to dump you because you're getting too attached if you bring it up.
>>34569457>My dumb ass still thinks she could change her mind at some point because of that confusionNta no you don't, that's a lie.You know it will never happen.
>>34569458no, I'll use the money I steal from him to hire a hitman
Women can you fix him
>>34569454Imagine if you went to the cinema and there's a hot girl at the ticket counter and you accidentally say you want "one ticket for backshots." I'd probably just walk out and not even go to the movie.
>>34569457so you still want to date her? after she told you she doesn’t want that?
I think I have a good chance to solve a misunderstanding I've had with a guy but I'll have to "use" his grandma's illness as an excuse to talk... I feel it's kinda scummy though, what do you anons think
>>34569464I can't
>>34569463You... you wouldn't even kill me yourself? :(
>>34569464hell nah, I also don't want to
>>34569464i could but then he wouldn't be as cool anymore, so i stay away to let him be his true sigma self.
>>34569466Unfortunately so, yes.
>>34569093Every girl I message eventually stops responding.Why am I so fucking boring?
>>34569467I'd think having something to say would be excuse enough to talk. Some people don't even need that much, though I wish they did.
>>34569477q.e.d.
>>34569467I need to do the same with a cute coworker. I hope I see her on Friday.
>>34569472if you ask nicely I could ask the hitman to bring you alive so I can deliver the final blow how would you like to go? bullet? knife? something else?
so how about that digital circus ending?
>>34569477I ghost them as soon as they say "oops I fell asleep" fuck off with that shit
>>34569471Sorry.
WomenDo you really think you can suck his dick to commitment?
>>34569481Your nails digging into my throat as you whisper a goodbye into my ear.
>>34569490that generally doesn't kill people tho
>>34569487Exchanging sex for commitment never works lmao
I was thinking earlier. I have never in my life touched a black person. A few days ago I have for the first time ever held a conversation with one that lasted longer than 30 seconds. He had trouble with an ATM he was very kind. Odd I have to go live life more
>>34569487idiot gooned so hard he forgot the word for completion
I'm nowhere when I'm anywhere else
>>34569495I meant what I said.
>>34569457can relate to that... I waited too long too... you don't have to find someone else right away but shift your focus, move on with your life, don't wait too long for people who are comfortable in the fog.
>>34569498that's even worse
>>34569491I believe in you.
>>34567949>Any advice for getting over the want to invade your partner’s privacy?>I didn’t have privacy as a kid and I find it really difficult to respect others’ now. I don’t want to want to snoop, and I trust my boyfriend 100%, but I don’t know how to get rid of this urge and it’s stressing me out. Not something I will act on, but if any anons have advice for cutting the issue out at the root, I’d be grateful.Interesting. Seeing that this is a newer thing to you, you should list out all the ways an individual has some sense of privacy, and ways to respect them. E.g.,>People like their space - remember to give it to them, esp when asked>People like their rooms and closed doors - remember to knock and wait for their response; remember to close doors behind you>People like their property - remember to ask when to use something that belongs to them, and to return it clean and proper and full when applicable>People want their words to be private; nobody expects their words to be shared to anyone expect the person they're directly addressing; when people text a person, they don't type as if an unexpected person will read it; nobody wants their messages read except by the person they're talking to - try not to read people's messages to other people or sneak around behind their backs unless you have good reason (maybe they're acting super sus and there's a decent evidence they could be cheating), and if you do, tell them that you did. Same for diaries. Try not to eaves drop unnecessarily. When people talk to you, they usually don't expect to you to blabber that information about, so don't do that unless you think it's very safe to share. so on and so on
shaft orgasms are better than head orgasms there I said it
>>34569502thanks babygirl
>>34569504That'sthe only one I know
>>34569504don't get me started on prostate orgasms...
>>34569503This is maybe the best advice somebody here gave in weeks.I hope it's not just copied AIslop.
>>34569478The thing is, we weren't exactly on speaking terms after the misunderstanding... Idk I genuinely feel sorry for his grandma but talking about her feels both like a good excuse and gives me an opening to talk about what happened between us
>>34569505That would maybe hit the spot.
>>34569506why>>34569507that's very gay
>>34569501In what way?also m or f?
>>34569511what about sugarcane yogurt?
>>34569476it sounds like you were never okay with being just friends then
>>34569500Wish she’d get out of the damn fog >:(
>>34569487No :(
>>34569512>that's very gaynot if it's a woman's fingers
I like to sit with my left foot under my right thigh
>>34569518she probably won't. don't waste 3 years like I did...
>>34569503/r/ing methods to resist the urge to stuff my face with dessert after every meal because I've conditioned myself to believe that every meal should end with something sweet
>>34569515Calling me that? Or giving me that while I die?Usually I'm the one who comes up with the freaky ideas. :x
>>34569509If you're not on speaking terms then using his grandma's illness to talk to him about other things seems underhanded and manipulative. Find some other way to fix it.
>>34569268>small chestin love>how copeDon't. Find a guy who is devoted to you. Act in a way that deserves such devotion. In the end, perfection is impossible and no relationship will ever be like that. But if you both try hard enough, you still end up with a great relationship.
>>34569522Mmy right foot is under my left thigh right now
Women do you like masturbating when you need to shit? And sitting on your heel to put more pressure on your anus?
>>34569516I thought I would be, but I don’t feel like she’s been treating me like a friend this whole time. I doubt her friends know I exist.
>>34569528very based
>>34569494When are you going to start fucking them?
>>34569339which AI and what prompt did you give it?
>>34569523I’m at least certain I won’t do that. I can see a few months of it at most. I doubt I’m ever going to fully close that door, though…
thinking about getting pegged by a foid...
>>34569364>slop bowlugh, if you're lucky find a decent mom+pop place. Ethnic ones are usually good
I'm too burnt out to play video games, i don't want to get drunk and i will only be able to fall asleep lile 3 hours from now. How to escape this hell?
>>34569541Give Esoteric Ebb a try.Or Balatro.
>>34569467gl
>>34569541Go outside, take a walk.
>>34569541Read a book.
>>34569541HAVEFUCKINGSEX
feels disgusting to admit but i really only miss him for sex, he really was a shit person aside from that
>>34569548oh yeah dude it's that easy
>>34569541I am about to make myself a virgin colada.You should toom
>>34569534Lots of hot blacm women I am sure in due time
>>34569539>le slop bowl memepeople have been eating mixed foods in bowl form since the dawn of time, you sound like a non-sentient fleshy animal when you say things like this
>>34569494you're not missing outt. lived in atlanta
>>34569547I only have criminal novel goyslop around that some female humans gave me. I am not interested.
Women would you rather know the guy you're talking to only cuddled with his ex and never had sex with her, or think he's not a virgin?
>>34569548Not even a possibility. I coomed 4 times today from pornography. Even if i had a woman there, i wouldn't be able to have good sex.
>>34569557Anon… you’re on the internet right now. You could read practically any book right now
>>34569557Download some epubs.
Would you consider it lying if i said I was a virgin at 27 when I’ve actually had sex twice at 21 and 24, but both times were anwful and I didn’t cum?
>>34569537that's what I thought as well, and yet... please don't get trapped in the fog...I thought I wasn't foolish enough to be one of those people who spend years on something futile but hope turns into delusion over time when boundaries get blurred... I tought it's gonna be worthwhile. the goddamned sunk-cost effect... she already closed the door, but left a crack.
I think some cuddles would improve my mental health significantly
>>34569561To be fair I read Moby Dick on my laptop screen and almost killed my eyes.
WomenCan a guy eat your pussy to commitment? Can you get dicked to commitment?
>>34569563MYeah, you’re lying by omission.
>>34569551It is for women.
>>34569537get closure
How may troons are in this thread?
>>34569566Should've used the comp to read it aloud to you
>>34569467it is somewhat selfish but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, I've done the same thing.
>>34569563Yes.
>>34569567Women are the gatekeepers of sex.Men are the gatekeepers of relationships
>>34569564It helps a bit that I genuinely just don’t have that much time to waste. I want to meet someone that wants to get married and have kids, and the clock is ticking. I genuinely don’t see myself losing more than a few months over this in light of that.
>>34569574That doesn't count as reading. Audiobook posers are scum.
>>34569572considering how many self-admitted AGPs, pegging fans, femdom fans, etc I have seen there must necessarily be at least a few.
What felt like a giant unpickable booger was actually a giant nose hair poking the inside of my nostril. Glad it's out
>>34569526I could try being direct but I'm worried it will just trigger him and he won't want to listen to what I have to say
>>34569571I doubt I’d get any even if I asked for it outright. I let her know the other day that she has my phone number if she wants to reach me and haven’t tried to keep a conversation going on discord since.
>>34569551Holy shit, don't be eternally fucking triggered just for one second in your life.
>>34569563Yes. Sorry the sex sucked tho
>>34569579Gotta distribute the information intake load between receptors. You only got one set of eyes and ears that can't be replaced.
>>34569584Tough pickle you've got yourself into.
>>34569563Yes? The statement is flatly not true..? What the fuck am I reading lol
>>34569590I prefer to read books on paper, they don't blind you unless you read them outside in summer.
>>34569584You are being incredibly selfish.
>>34569576>>34569568>>34569587ntaI got drunk and started to hook up with a girl after a party at my place. I was too drunk to get an erection so it didn't go any further than me fingering her. Is it a lie to say I slept with a girl? Is it a lie to say I'm a virgin?
>>34569578I have the same mentality ffs, it can happen to you too. don't let things drag on for too long. it's so unfair that people like this keep putting the ball in your court while keeping things ambiguous, I actually felt so relieved when he finally blocked me.
>>34569585what would you ask for?
>>34569584idk, sounds like a him issue and not you, unless you traumatized him in some way which is the reason for his refusal for communication
genderwhy aren't you going to the gym today?
>>34569601MGym is for faggots
>>34569598I don't even know. I feel like I'm making a mountain out of a molehill that she's not even aware of and just need to take the hint and buzz off
>>34569601Lazy
>>34569595nta, you ever heard of Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton? Like, I wasn't even old enough but I still know about them.
>>34569591He can be pretty unreasonable when he's angry but he's still my childhood friend. I have to fix this
>>34569601I'm not going to identify myself.
>>34569550Why sex? What's so special about that?
>>34569601I lifted at home today.
>>34569601She looks exactly like my cousin
>>34569603call her out then
>>34569608Good luck.
>>34569567I can be temporarily deluded by dick but it won't stick
there is something addicting about sending likes to cute femoids on hinge. they don't even like me back but i still get enjoyment out of it. does this mean i have cuck tendencies? why aren't you liking me back ladies? should i pay a subscription so i can send unlimited likes to cute femoids on hinge?
>>34569187>He probably couldn't hold a knife to a femanon without cummingAs opposed to cumming if femanon held a knife to me?It's like you don't even know me>>34569210True, that's a ludicrous angle from the defence lawyer though lol. That's like trying to acquit someone of murder because they had a toothache
>>34569613I don't wanna antagonize her or stress her out more than I probably already have.
Women would you rather be the middle of a FFM threesome where you're eating the F out while being fucked, or the outside F sitting on another woman's face watching her get fucked and getting to make out with the M? Or would you prefer a FMF with the guy on the bottom?
>>34569567eating pussy no not at all but good dick is tough to argue with
>>34569612Can I have her number
>>34569614Thanks anon
>>34569137>ADHD>muh anxietyWow, cant even cope that it wasn't native Bongoids either. Those are white boy disorders.
I somehow got girl on girl waxing on my fyp today.
There should be a new type of sex work: two women have sex with each other and the man pays to watch in silence. Women, would you?
>>34569633You just invented Pornography congratulations
>>34569621she’s stressing you out, she deserves it
>>34569636In person, not through a screen. Just without direct interaction.
>>34569633>paying to sit in the cuck chairanon..
>>34569638I'm sure you could find something like this on Fetlife or wherever degens congregate on the internet now.
>>34569627No. She is too busy watching anime. I think she broke up with her bf a few months ago. Not sure if she has a new one now.
>>34569601haha she must be so sweaty haha
>>34569612Your cousin is hot af
I'm caught up on One Piece. Now what the fuck do I do
>>34569636It's a pornsick individual
>>34569639It's not cucking if they're both women and lesbians.
>>34569642Then let's make you sure
>>34569645Watch Maison IkkokuOr touch grass
I am horny and women are not sexing me. Why?
>>34569651It's a painful lesson from God I think
>>34569644She doesn't have her body but the face is like copy paste
>>34569637I'll think about it. I don't wanna jump the gun while I'm all worked up and say anything I don't mean
I wanna highlight dangers and send out hidden messages
>>34569601M, I went to the pool instead and did housework
GenderIf there was a data center being built near you, what would you do?
>>34569645Kys
>>34569660F, make thyme syrup.
>>34569660Whose a gender are you aligned with? Are you ready?
>>34569601FGym costs moneyDon't wanna take the bus I haven't eaten at all today
>>34569652why would he do this to me?
>>34569660We would protest like we usually do.
>>34569660MKind of depends on if I'm still employed or not.
>>34569664Damn it I meant to reply to someone else and auto correct fucked my whole sentence up
>>34569650I'll keep touching grass. I read it all and watched most of it over the course of a couple of years>>34569662Hmm no
>>34569660nothing
>>34569660Move to the white part of town
>>34569670>auto correctUsing this automatically makes anything you think you have to say have absolutely no value.
>>34569645<3I assume you mean anime. Now just read what happens next in the manga. You could also watch the live aciton I guess. It's not bad.
>>34569215Cuuuute! Gonna be so big and strong and healthy. Godspeed!>>34569464Maybe not, but I like him just the way he is. Not much that needs “fixing” other than the holes in his socks.
>>34569660MProtest.Maybe try something illegal, depending on the impact.
>>34569198>BasedBut do women think so?
>>34569680You better not
>>34569682I don,t like in the Americas.
>>34569683I don't either
>>34569686I must have just had an aneurysm from the heat, I meant to write I don't live in the Americas.
>>34569667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqSNbJuGOwSelf-denial is like a valuable skill or whatever. It sucks but this is true or something
>>34569660I don't care. Datacenter hysteria is literal goycattle peasant outrage, some legitimate criticisms aside.
How do I seduce a woman between the height of 5’0”-5’4”
>>34569559I wouldn't mind either.
>>34569690As you would any other wahman
>>34569692this
>>34569692So, not at all.
>>34569678Yeah, finally caught up to the anime. I started the manga once I got to Arlong Park in the anime a couple years ago and kept up with both since then.I hear the second season of the live action show was a lot better than the first. I'll probably give them a watch.Real excited for that Wit Studio remake of the anime to start next year.
>>34569676Idk I never turned it off
I found a girl I’m 95% compatible with X but she sucks at giving blowjobs. Easily the worst girl I’ve ever dated when it comes to blowjobs. But it’s amazing everywhere else. Should I break up and try to do better?
>>34569700>anon is passing up the chance to teach a wonderful woman how to more effectively suck his dickyou fool
>>34569690Be 6'4. You can even be ugly and fat at that height - a short woman will not care about any of it.
>>34569645good ol one piece, summer 2015 i never went outside and only watched the first ~200 episodes. don't even mind that my developing social skills went down the drain as a result
>>34569700skills can be taught, but you need to be a good teacher
>>34569201Maybe
>>34569687Yeah, i know. I don't live there either.
i was perscribed vyvanse for muh ADHD and it actually works pretty well but it makes me outlandishly horny which is highly unpleasant, and /atoga/ posters have a similar experience? did you find a way to mitigate that side effect?
America. Land free of the brave
>>34569720americhuds... how do we respond to this brvtal trvke....
Office Submarine!
>>34569718Not with horny but with anxiety. Basically, ADHD meds help you focus and cut out the noise but ofc they don't decide what is noise and what's the important thing to focus on so they tend to make you just lock in on your most prevalent thought patterns even harder. Basically, if you're a coomer, it might make you even more of a coomer, if you're neurotic, you might become even more neurotic, if you're suicidal/ paranoid/schizo/anxious, it might push you even deeper into spiraling etc. Basically, it works best if you're fairly sane and balanced asides of the ADHD otherwise it might fuck you over.
>>34569722feel free to try to fight us?
I'm farting too much :(
>>34569689Kevin...
>>34569737Take a shit
First they came for the chuds…
CHUDBROS THEY'RE COMING FOR ME AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34569729ive felt particularly anxious and my heart rate has been up too, but aside from being medicated i never really felt "anxious" generally.
>>34569660FTry to get it shut down, if that doesn’t work I would sell the house and move
Height gap relationships should be looked on with the same suspicion as age gap relationships.
>>34569747who cares the femocracy sucks, my bro Big Scrub killed 40 of their advanced fighters with a blow gun, they don't even know about the space colonies or that the Patriarch basically refuses to conquer their lands as a joke. Just turn their ships off with your EMP bro, don't rape them just refuse to leave the house everyone thinks it's funnier that way.
>>34569751Sit down, bitch boy
uh oh the poopy is slipping out >_<
>>34569751Any possible merit of social critique this sentiment has is immediately outweighed by the suspicion of manlet/lanky woman seethe. The conflict of interest is just too great, I can't entertain it without verified proof of height from the person spouting it.
>>34569756Go date a WNBA player, talloid.
>>34569761>>34569763See what I mean? Every time.
I hate sub5’6 women
If you date a woman more than 3 inches shorter than you you're a pedophile.
I love sub5'6 women
>>34569660MGiven the area I live in someone would have to be retarded to build a data center. I would wait a few months until it became unprofitable. Beyond that, they already tried to build a chicken processing plant and when locals were told their values would drop 30% the chicken plant got enough bomb threats that they dropped out. Civic values, greedy boomers, or just hicks, you tell me, either way it worked.
im 6'5 and masturbate comically hard to the fantasy of being a 5'2 manlet bullied by 6' women for my weak and effeminate frame
>>34569601too busy with studying.Is what I should have done but I am wasting my time instead
>>34569718>i was perscribed vyvanseI read that as "described".Lady Vyvanse.
>>34569778why
>>34569215Henlo
>>34569773I never got humiliation fetishes, especially if you are gifted in the first place and not being humiliated in the first place.
If vaginas are ribbed for moid pleasure, then what in penises is made for foid pleasure? So far, I only know that the mushroom tip of the dick is designed to scoop out more semen out of vaginas from the rival moids.
>>34569793if you want the autistic le science answer, it's because fear/anxiety responses are linked extremely close with sexual responses and they naturally often overlap (both literally at a neurological level and psychologically in that sexual tastes/experiences formulate at the highly tense and stressful time period of adolescence)basically everything "weird" sexually usually runs downstream from that
>>34569215hello plant, may you grow strong and healthy
Women, do you fantasize about cucking another woman?
>>34569795>then what in penises is made for foid pleasure?Human's have the biggest dicks of all primates for female pleasure. A gorilla's dick is an inch long.
>>34569795>? So far, I only know that the mushroom tip of the dick is designed to scoop out more semen out of vaginas from the rival moids.this shit is meme-tier "science" and is basically as valid as speculating that the ayyleums seeded life on Earth. You only hear it because it's an easy sound byte that people nod and go "oh yeah that makes sense", and then they repeat it
Does anybody here like the Defunctland videos?It's so interesting to me how these huge things just fail after burning so much money.And often there were people involved who wanted to make something really fun and entertaining, even if they weren't really qualified for it.>>34569798hehe :3
Being a cuck or cucking is a male thing 99% of the time, meme gender ngl
>>34569806So the size DOES matter
>>34569748Yeah, that's potentially going to mess with your sleep if your system is more tense in general. Be careful. Fucking with sleep is no joke.
>>34569807>he's screaming and crying because he can't accept how science shows he was born as a cuckKeep crying cuck
>>34569567Good penising sounds nice. But idk if anyone is actually serious about relationships anymore. And having a boyfriend is embarassing.
>>34569795ewwwww, foids are all wrinkly inside? >.<Also the way the penis curves could be an indicator that it's supposed to hit the g spot
>>34569795Penises are made to compete with males actually. The head is a strat for scooping out other sperm. Most men go straight to fucking each other most of the time.
god I hate looking at my disgusting face so much
>>34569817Is it cuckery if our dicks are designed to COMPETE with the others and RECLAIM the pussy?
>>34569817not sure that follows but alright cuck fetish-sama
>>34569814literally nobody says size doesnt matter unironically, anon it's like saying having two legs is better than being crippled, the answer is "obviously" to almost all humans on earth
>>34569821So evolution just doesn't care for foid pleasure?
any movies or series about attractive young rich people partying, having sex and getting fucked up?
>>34569811being or doing, yes I agreeFEAR of being cucked is universal and it was called "cheating" before the internet turned everyone into a porn-brained retard that re-invents basic terminology for no reason
Both gendersAre women generally less funny than men? If so, why?
>>34569809M, no but this sounds quite fascinating desu, I can understand the appeal in a morbid curiosity kind of way. I get a similar listless feeling with things like disasters and plane crashes - these amazing feats of engineering and design, and people with hopes and dreams, just dashed instantly because of one thing going wrong
>>34569835MGenerally yes, but it's probably because they don't have to be funny to attract men, so most of them don't bother developing their sense of humor
>>34569829No, evolution says women should keep multiple men. Not the other way around.
>>34569835MI don’t think so. I think that either gender leaning on boner/period comedy is usually unfunny.I guess while you’re asking for my two cents I’ll take this as an excuse to say that most stand-up comedy is horribly unfunny to me.
>>34569835yes absolutelyreasons are both cultural and biological men are wired to transgress boundaries and test limits, which is what enables comedic situations men are also taught that their gender/place is not inherent to their being but is an act they must earn. "being a man" implies a degree of work, performance etc that you are evaluated onboth of these naturally lead to men being more socially prodding and actually trying to be more funny/provocative in social contexts (especially when jockeying for female attention), which naturally lends itself to being funnier over time. Obviously this isn't universal and a lot of men simply believe they're funny when they absolutely aren't, and so on. More pressure both internally and externally to develop a comedic sensibility
>>34569835M, no, at least not in my experience >>34569830That sounds awful, but I hear Euphoria is a bit like that>>34569822What's wrong with it
>>34569840But without much pleasure? Grim.
Sad cowboy time
>>34569830don't ask me if it's any good, I only watched the first episode
>>34569835FNah
>>34569660M, hack it and do another max headroom incident>>34569563M, yes, ofc it's a lieDon't steal valour from us real virgins
>>34569840Evolution doesn't "say" either of those things. We evolved to pair-bond and parent kids together, the only modern nuance is the absolute life-long nature of our bonding. In ancient contexts humans typically bonded heavily for several years in order to rear children then often drifted apart and joined up with other members of the tribe. Obviously we have no empirical, hard evidence of any of these theories but this reading is the most deeply in line with genetic data and lines up the most soundly with observable mating habits in actual modern humans too.
>>34569846No, male keeping imperative is to be the most pleasurable and be allowed to penetrate the most and tend to the offspring in supplement to her else she will only bear girls because herlifestyle is too stressed.
>>34569847*harmonica music*
>>34569847*weeping acoustic guitar sounds*
Oh now I just noticed why atoga has been more acceptable recently.
>>34569830If they dont have to be rich then I highly suggest Skins (UK)
>>34569862And why is that?
>>34569307No (but I'm mature at work and when doing responsibilities)>>34569268>Is it possible for a man to love and be devoted to a woman who is not "perfect"Yes.>>34569100>girls that failed the pen testRIP hacker girlz
>>34569866The spamming narcissist just showed up.
>>34569850Damn Tatu grew up fast
>>34569872Chill lulz I was just ketching up before bed cuz I was summoned by the landwhale
>>34569830Do Friends and How I met your mother count?
>>34569874I'm glad I wasn't the only one who's mind jumped there.
>>34569856>We evolved to pair-bond and parent kids togetherHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait you're serious? Lol no, single mothers outnumber the married ones. We haven't evolved shit. We are not naturally monogamous. And not even law is making people choose monogamy actively. We also have an epidemic of single married mothers that is tipping the scale and will increase over time with either deaths or divorce.
>>34569835I think women are funnier with just other women around. when there are men around, they many times focus too much on talking about themselves in basically just a positive light.
>>34569880You misunderstand my post or didn't fully read it. Everything you just said explicitly supports my idea, you argued in my favor with every single one of those points.
I think women are nice, soft and squishy
>>34569541I'm late to the party but read a book maybe? >>34569494>I have never in my life touched a black personGo on the London underground at rush hour and you won't have a choice
>>34569878No
>>34569879>all the things she said all the things she said running through my head >>34569889I'd be inclined to agree but some of them are scary
>>34569880>single mothers outnumber the married ones>We are not naturally monogamousMfw this level of cope How's that working out for you
Post genderWhat does good sex sound like?
>>34569900Sorry to tell you, pal. But the thing preventing chad from keeping all the women and killing you if you touched them was the government, and to some extent the church. There are still places in the world where chad will literally steal and rape your girl and then kill you just for fun and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>34569905MDisgusting
I had a very scary dream in which I had an absess in my eye, why did women do this to me?
Why does the Madonna/Whore Complex have to exist? Once I see my wife as a mother and nurturer, I will no longer be able to sexualize her, and then I will have to cheat.
>>34569840>>34569907Nature tends towards polygyny, not polyandry
>>34569913Are you Italian?
>>34569905MA lot of pillow talk, moaning and slapping.
>>34569907>chad will literally steal and rape your girlSounds like an oxymoron to me kek
>>34569888I'll simplify my statements for you since you can't understand.Pair bonding is unnatural for mammals. We are not birds.With nearly half of all people that have or had a marriage having experience with divorce, we are not mating for life conclusively. (46% including single and currently married)>In ancient contexts humans typically bonded heavily for several years in order to rear children then often drifted apart and joined up with other members of the tribe.That doesn't change our definition of monogamy.>Evolution doesn't "say" either of those thingsI'm not directly quoting evolution, this is nonsense. These are biological evidences as to what purposes we have built into us.
>>34569835F, I don't think so, irl I have known more women whose sense of humor cracked me up consistently than men. But I have known more men than women that apart from making you laugh regularly, were able to come with anecdotes so funny you would wheeze. I feel this is mostly because humor is more explicitly valued among men and plays a bigger role in social standing. Women don't dislike fun obviously, but in friendship social harmony is valued a LOT and anyone seriously dedicated to being funny gets a certain ruthless focus on getting a joke out of situations that can also be a bit of a mean streak or at least divide people on whether it is all in good fun or not anymore. A lot of women don't love that and prefer for the whole group to chill with less dramatic entertainment, over entertainment that is divisive. Making fun of other people being weird is more popular because while low effort and less reward, the whole group can bond over not relating to being that way. It is a cliche but in my experience also true that when men and women say they want to be able to laugh with their partnere, women really mean WITH their partner but men mostly care that their partner laughs at their jokes and considers them funny, they don't really care nearly as much that they find her funny themselves. Which removes another motivation to really hone not just your sense of humor but how well you are able to pull other people into it and how much attention you draw to yourself for it.
>>34569920Chad in this case I just mean men with social power, not men the women necessarily actually want to be with. Though there is going to be overlap some of the time.
>>34569830
>>34569905PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>34569795As another anon mentioned, most dicks have an upwards curve that stimulates the g-spot internally. If a guy can go balls deep, it is also easy to (consciously or without realizing) grind into her clit area with your pelvis as you finish thrusts (or grind up against her while inside).
>>34569922>the divorce rate has been up since the 1950s, ergo we need to do away with monogamy entirelyhow are we supposed to know "what evolution says" when fossils don't give sociological information, and we can only go with what was recorded for the past ~6,400 years since writing was invented?
>>34569905F, a combination of the sound of something wet and lumpy (mac & cheese, oatmeal) being stirred and slapping sounds from balls or ass slapping up against the other person. Moaning, panting etc optional but I figured you were talking about the sounds of sex itself.
>>34569835MNot exactly. I think it's something similar to the bell curve of how there are both more male retards and more male geniuses than women and something similar happens with comedy because comedy is tied to intelligence at some level.
>>34569924>women really mean WITH their partner but men mostly care that their partner laughs at their jokes and considers them funny, they don't really care nearly as much that they find her funny themselves.100% agree. I think in an ideal situation these naturally overlap so it never becomes much of an issue or gets commented on, but if the guy isn't funny or struggles to intimately bond or something it becomes a source of disconnect.
>>34569905Kind of squelchy
2015 was a good year
>>34569934I'm not saying "we need to do away with monogamy", you are being obtuse. Society is getting rid of it in its own way. Cheating is rampant and normalized. Nonmonogamy is gaining more conversation. Hookup and dating apps are still profiting. Yet dating culture is devolving and losing traction with younger generations. These are small changes that come with big consequences.
>>34569905Apparently it makes a girl say "oooh, someone's feeling excited!" and "wow good job!" types of comments when you're having sex, at least that's what my last gf told me lmao.
>>34569835MI've met more funny men, but the funny women I've known will have me in tears
>>34569944Arguably one of the last good ones.
>>34569938Yeah I think it really is mostly an issue if the guy is not a humor oriented person at all or the humor does not overlap. I think by far most women are 100% okay dating a guy they would not necessarily describe as funny but they can share laughter over stuff they both find hilarious regularly, there is a connection there. Someone reliably not understanding the humor you see in something or having a sense of humor you find actively unfunny and annoying is really bad though. While I think many men would simply find it endearing if their gf/wife only ever made bad jokes or always missed the joke.
>>34569934NtaWhat about bonobos
>>34569947Sorry, I think we're talking past each other. What my original post meant is that you're doing an "appeal to nature" fallacy because the current government welfare structures incentivize no-fault divorce and you react by saying "SEE THIS IS US RETVRNING TO MONKE"
>>34569944Was kind of shit for me but I had a really good haircut that year
>>34569944I feel like I really enjoyed 2016 but if I say that everyone thinks I mean it for political reasons when it was simply that that was the last time I had a gf that really enjoyed cuddling and giving/receiving massages, as someone who is touchy to a concerning degree that was probably my best relationship
say something sincere and positive about the opposite gender's capabilities or strengths that you've noticed in life.
>>34569963They are really interesting to talk with.
>>34569958Oh ok. I don't care about your posting then, because you provide no evidences to the contrary.
>>34569963Theyre pretty forgiving
>>34569835>generallyEh. Men tend to be the ones who push boundaries, and pushing boundaries is pretty important in comedy. But the biggest requirement is observational skills, the ability to observe and critique, and that isn't gender limited. Lucille Ball is one of the funniest people ever btw.
>>34569447>After how many dates is exclusivity assumed?If you haven't had a conversation about it, exclusivity is assumed from the moment that you agree to a second date.>And why would a woman avoid talking about relationship matters?Because she wrongly assumes that everything is going fine and nothing needs discussing.
>>34569963As a woman who started out life having only really female friends and who really valued chatting and endless heart to hearts over any other activity, I have realized in time that the whole being mostly quiet in a group is strangely cozy and intimate if it feels actually comfortable, and that I was wrong to have seen it as "not having anything to say to each other" for long. There is something very freeing, relaxing and accepting about not feeling like you or anyone else necessarily needs to say anything, that being together is also its own thing already. Also I never had a brother, my dad never had any friends and most guys I saw interacting with each other in my early years and teens, weren't so nice and were always half-ribbing, half just shitting over each othere. Then I went to a female dominated college and did not spend a lot of time with men for years. When I did it was the best kind of shock to realize older (like late twenties and older) men can be very straight up kind and friendly towards each other, even when they don't know each other. My partner will straight up fuss over his best friend sometimes (that he should eat something or whatever) in a way I would have sworn years ago was exclusive to female friendships, it is adorable and something I did not see coming anymore at that point in life.
>>34569963men always have better social skills than me and it amazes me how good at banter they can be. i wish i was able to be good at banter ngl.
>>34569944I enjoyed it a lot less than this one so far. 2014-2021 was pretty lame for me
>>34569963Women are significantly better at anything aesthetic than I could ever be. That's not even necessarily art; that includes fashion and plating as well, despite the fact that I've met few women that can produce as good of /flavors/ as I can, I can't actually plate as well as any women, with the exclusion of my mother whose cooking would've been refused by even a Holocaust victim
>>34569975Can you take it?Get a bf who is good at it.
ngl I think the reason I can't get a girlfriend is because my type skews towards lesbian. I just looked up 9 girls I asked/went out with in college (graduated 10 years ago) and 5 of them are in relationships with women. It didn't stop there though. The first girl I dated after moving here is a lesbian now. I became really close friends with another lesbian and she told me before I asked her out. I went out with a girl at church and found out she was a lesbian, but I had to make up some bullshit to save face for her.Coincidentally, the four girls that are married to men all happen to be Asian though, and none of the lesbians are Asian. So I'm only attracted to straight Asians and bi/lesbian white/black girls?
>>34569973I'm not reading all that shit 2bh, learn brevity niqqa
>>34569944i remember that year i was in highschool and i went to this birthday party in this massive house that looked over the city and we all got fucked up and people were having sex in a trampoline in the backyard
>>34569989Eh, if I have to throw out brief answers like a survey there's no fun in it. Obviously it's fine if you don't feel like reading it though.
>>34569452>women should kill us after having sex.>just like spiders do.I'm always surprised men don't worry about this more. Obviously, under normal circumstances a woman doesn't pose a physical threat to a man. But when you've fallen asleep next to her... then you are truly vulnerable. All she has to do is reach under the pillow for the knife she put there earlier, jam it up under your sternum, and it's over. I'm not advocating this (calm down, jannies) I'm simply pointing out that, precisely because you're not vulnerable the rest of the time, if a woman is ever upset with you or intends you harm, that's when she'll strike: while you're asleep after sex. And yet men never seem to worry about this possibility. Why aren't you concerned about women stabbing you in your sleep, men? Do you even check under the pillow for a knife or a gun? Why not?
>>34569963Hate to be the coomer of the reaponses but female porn artists are, at least at the top end, vastly superior to male porn artists.
>>34569979How come
>>34569963Women are often very kind, perceptive, easy to talk to and fun to be around.I find that having a close, healthy relationship with a woman allows me to better understand my own emotions and to more easily accept other people's mismanaged emotions.
>>34569994Because most people aren't sociopaths, unlike you.
>>34569963>say something sincere and positive about the opposite gender's capabilities or strengths that you've noticed in lifeWomen make better managers. Men in a management role want to throw their weight around and be in charge; women view the job as *helping* the people under them rather than dominating them.
>>34569994I mean, NTA but most women obviously could get killed by men too and more easily. And apart from your knife idea, simply biting down as hard as you physically can on his erect dick would probably have him bleeding out. Most people simply operate on the assumption that others mean reasonably well, at least the persons they allow closer, or they would not leave their house anymore. Of course sometimes the trust was a mistake. If you spend every night alone you know you won't be killed in your sleep. But you also know you will spend every night alone, which is a punishment on its own for most.
>>34569997I was broke and working all the time but also in a shitty relationship for most of that time. I also didn't enjoy watching the chud/libshit BS get manufactured overnight
>>34569984sure, i enjoy it, but i never come up with good responses on the spot quickly myself. so sometimes i just laugh awkwardly even though i found what was said really entertaining. and i hope to lol.
>>34570000>Because most people aren't sociopathsAbout 1% of the population are sociopaths. You really don't want to take any precautions at all with those kinds of odds? Besides, you don't have to be a sociopath to get angry enough to turn violent.
>>34570003What's so good about this one, I mean
>>34570002>simply biting down as hard as you physically can on his erect dick would probably have him bleeding out.That's another thing I'm always surprised men don't worry about more.
>>34570011Oh my b. Just figuring a lot of shit out, moving + I'm much less broke
>>34570010>>34570010Different anon but media depictions did sociopaths dirty, by far most of them just have a fairly dead emotional inner life and have to feign empathy to be accepted by others. They do not necessarily have the drive at all to harm others. Most are fairly antisocial and want to be left alone and not get tangled up in dramas in any way. Or they like fucking with people but they can do that just fine in everyday interactions and see no reason to put themselves at risk by committing crimes to get their fix, when they can just manipulate people at the workplace instead. The sociopaths who also are greedy or sadistic enough to use their lack of moral compass for evil exist, but they are a small minority within the small minority of sociopaths.
>>34570010You usually find out at some point if somebody is friendly or not.And if they aren't, but trying to kill you, that's just how it goes.It's a worthless worry.>>34570008>so sometimes i just laugh awkwardly even though i found what was said really entertaining.Why not laugh naturally if you found it funny?Maybe being really awkward is your secret banter skill!
did i told you guys the story of how i ended up in a drug lords hacienda in mexico in 2013?
>>34570015The only diagnosed sociopath I've met irl unfortunately fit the stereotypes pretty well. The man is a rapist and spoke to me in confidence about how much he enjoyed murdering Afghani women and children
>>34570018>did i told youtry again
>>34570012Look it's not that I don't understand the surprise at all but you have to realize you are talking about the species that operates cars without a second thought while everyone knows traffic incidents are one of the more common causes of unnatural death or severe injury. The impulse to blindly believe for no particular reason that bad shit won't happen to you is really strong and makes evolutionary (if not rational) sense. What else is life but trying to get something done despite everything that is shit or risky?
>>34570019That is very unfortunate indeed, sorry anon, must have been truly chilling.
>>34570018>Have I told you>Did I tell youfify
>>34570015>Or they like fucking with people but they can do that just fine in everyday interactions and see no reason to put themselves at risk by committing crimes to get their fix, when they can just manipulate people at the workplace instead.Me
Have I told you all about the time that I got sucked into a hole?
>>34570017basically being embarrassed and self-aware i couldn't think of anything to say back lol. and yeah that might be a good idea honestly
>>34570012Why should I be scared of that happening?I don't do anything to women to warrant such behaviour.
>>34570023It wasn't, strangely. Despite his rap sheet, the man was (and likely still is) a failson and an absent father. I met him via my ex; he's her older brother.I already knew the guy was a loser and was morbidly curious about the things he would talk to me about one on one, honestly.
>>34570028Here is a crazy thought, if you don't mind, hop into VCs or start streaming something on twitch. That might help you train yourself, don't need to show your face of course.Not sure if you are a bit social awkward in general and that's why you are single, but it's something that I am sure could help you.
>>34570025I don't know if you've watched the series What We Do in the Shadows, but there's a so-called energy vampire there who is basically just a troll who loves boring people by supposedly obliviously telling really long-winded stories they cannot get out of, while feeding on their exasperation and draining their energy in the process. This unironically reminded me of how I heard most sociopaths described, as people that either don't like other people at all or kind of like a cat with a table full of glasses, what else is there to do but knock them over out of boredom and just because you can? But it is of course a lot less glamorous than the charismatic but deadly, dangerous sociopath so I get the fascination I guess. It is just not the common way even among sociopaths.
>>34570031It's okay, I don't judge. I think it would've been both for me, chilling and fascinating, I too am usually curious when I can tell someone is off in some way.
have i told you guys the story of how i ended up in a drug lords hacienda in mexico in 2013?
>>34570034what kind of VCs? i assume you mean on discord. i think i'd get wayyy too nervous if i was suddenly the only woman "interrupting" guys talking to each other.
state genderwhat's your first impression if a person tells you radiohead its their favourite band?
>>34570045Indie trash average male
>>34570045F, they are insecure.
>>34570045MThey are a dork. My oldest friend's favorite band is Radiohead
>>34570045scaring the hoes: the band
what about coldplay?
>>34570049More like trannoid: the band
>>34570050What's that? Like when you use an ice cube?
>>34570050MYou're either a dork or my mom. I tend to get along well with the Radiohead and Coldplay enjoyers since we all at least seem to enjoy Damon Albarn
>>34570045MTryhard/shallow
>>34570045MDepends on which album or song is their favorite
>>34570040>think i'd get wayyy too nervous if i was suddenly the only woman "interrupting" guys talking to each other.No, that is exactly what you need.You need to hear the raunchy men trying to stumble their way into your goody boy zone, while you learn to defend them with your quips.If you were in a video game, it would be a tower defense game, with an endless, but brainless horde trying to crush into your gates. A really bad game, with a high difficulty. No pay to win, only grind.Your life has been leading up to this, you will learn to synchronize your brain and tongue in a way that would make an aligator say "see you later".
>>34570050Pre (and including) Viva La Vida? SoulPost Viva La Vida? Normie...
>>34570050Not going to lie there are some Coldplay songs I like, but if someone told me that was their favorite band, I would just think their music taste was really fucking basic. Then again I don't care about what music others do or do not enjoy so my thoughts would also end there.
What if instead of calling things cringe we called them grinch. Just a little idea I had.
>>34570060Cringe
>>34570060I would prefer for the whole concept of cringe to just fuck off.
>>34570064cringe>>34570060the edgy version is actually kringe
>>34570062Cringe now means cool in this radical new paradigm so thanks>>34570064It is pretty grinch isn't it>>34570068This has nothing to do with edge. Stop posting grinch
>>34570069KRINSCH
>>34570060I like the way you think.
>>34570057i really prefer to not seek attention so obviously like that, if it were a mixed group i'd muchc prefer it and at least would be able to respect myself lol. but i still appreciate the advice. i will learn how to talk. eventually.
>>34570073You should play Disco Elysium.
Hoes, there was a pyrit cluster at the thrift store and I can't stop thinking about it. I need to go back tomorrow and get it before someone else steals it.
>>34570075NTA, but by the end of Disco Elysium I was just hitting [skip] [skip] [skip] [skip] [skip] [skip] [skip] to move my way through the dialogue trees.
>>34570045Radiohead is good. They're based.
Mechs are so lame.
>>34570075wait what why? i have seen it but i prefer character creators.
>>34570079based on what
>>34570078
>>34570081Why would you even say something like this fuck you
>>34570077i got it already. you know this to be true. next time you won't be an indecisive bitch.
>>34570082>i prefer character creatorsAs in... just screens where you create characters?You should play it, becsuse it is really well written and I was trying to immitate it with my weird post.
>>34570085I have a single fact to back that up: I have also never played Deus Ex.
>>34570090I will find you and I will take back what's mine. It's calling my name and you know who it truly belongs to.
>>34570091Bruh you should put down the video games and try to connect to people without pop culture references as a crutch.
>>34570094lmao>>34570092So you are just dome gang-banger, maybe you should think about going back to school.
>>34570064cringe serves a vital role in social regulation and development thoughbeit
>>34570091lmaoo i meant games where at the start you create a character, rpg's mostly. but i did like how your post was written, i will consider it . any other game ideas?
But I did have breakfast this morning.
>>34570097I can't even really disagree with that. I guess it sometimes feels like it has evolved to a point where just calling something cringe makes people feel superior and cool by implication. While it's just not fun to look down on others for any reason (and things are only ever cringe if the reasons are superficial, anyway, someone being actually unhinged is scary rather than cringe) and a lot of the stuff that reads as cringey to others (lovey dovey couple rituals, people looking silly doing something for fun, like dancing poorly or dressing for what you like instead of what makes you look best or makes you blend) are maybe not cool but really fucking fun. Life is a lot more fun if you are able to shake some of the irony that comes with wanting to be cool and above uncool things.
>>34570101ive legitimately never seen someone irl fail this meme test, even actual dummies who I know for a fact are like ~90 iq.
>>34570050gigachad
>>34570105But what if you did see someone fail this meme test?
how do you cope with being an ugly man?
>>34570109But I didn't
>>34570109I would be deeply surprised given the stated standard of passing I have seen. But I also doubt anyone actually does.
>>34570105I remember having to ask a friend this question like 6 times before he said hungry
>>34570100You do create your character in a sense that you chose your personality and skills, which have a huge influence on your game.But it's not like Baldur's Gate, where you have like active fighting skills.>any other game ideas?Hm, I am currently playing Esoteric Ebb, which goes more into the D&D direction. But it's also written really well.My favourite game last year was Blue Prince.What about you?
>>34570105I don't get it
>>34570110Just get fit and dont have a small cock.
Either gender, would you accept becoming half furry (ears, tail, some dogorcat mannerism, etc) if it meant you were now a multi millionaire? No you can't get surgery to remove them.
Does disco Elysium have any gameplay outside of reading shit
>>34570118my cock is not small but it's not like I can go around with my penis hanging out
>>34570121>if it meant you were now a multi millionaire?Depends on how multi we're talking.
>>34570121I finally get to be a true catboy and I'm also rich? hell yeah :3
>>34570125lets say 30 million
>>34570122Think of it like a pen and paper campaign.
>>34570121MGIVE ME THE ABILITY TO KNOT A BITCH
>>34570122It's called pointing and clicking, and such gameplay is a classic staple of video gaming history.
>>34570122>He fell for the meme Kek
ive been playing a lot of yu gi oh master duel and ive been blue eyes white dragoning these niggas
>>34570122Not much. There's a bit of dice rolling.It gets billed as a CRPG but is a lot more like an old LucasArts or Sierra adventure game with a CRPG amount of text to read.
>>34570121No, imagine all the fucking weirdos trying to abduct and rape me.
I crave attention, I think I'll post my penis on /b/ again
>>34570121Gaining a 40 foot pair of wings wouldn't be too bad I think.
>>34570116oh these are a bit obscure lol never heard of them. but i looked them up and the dnd one has a really nice art style, i hate realismslop. ty for all the suggestions anon(also mine is currently songs of conquest. as soon as i got a new pc ofc all i play is indie games now or ps1-2 emulator stuff)
>>34570147You're already halfway to an animal porky
>>34570135i play the inferior version, shadoba. i think i'm too zoomer, these graphics are just bland to me.
>>34570148>oh these are a bit obscureShe says, as she mentions Songs of conquest. lolThat's been on my wishlist for some time, but got too many other games to play. I used to play the original Heroes of Might & Magic that game is based on when I was younger.
>>34570050The guys who rip off radiohead?
made a reggaeton beathttps://voca.ro/1kEOGrkewGc7
>>34570144How many (You)s does that win you?
>>34570158ugh I hate reggaeton
>>34570121Begrudgingly accepting horns and millions of dollars
>>34570159a few weeks ago I got like 100 and my thread stayed up for 24 hours.I get even more when I post my scars or cuts (I don't cut anymore though)
>>34570158ringtone ahh music
>>34570162Impressive. Don't tell me you cut your dick, did you?
I'm cold
>>34570164no I cut my arm and my thighs that was last year though
>>34570165I'm play
I'm shit
I'm sad
>>34570171Don't do that
I'm embarrassed.
I'm spreading democracy.
I'm black
>>34570153i am deeply jealous of people who got to play such good games as kids. we only had random ass games bought on sale nobody remembers ever existed lol. i do have a probably uncommon opinion though, IV is the best one 100% and has the most sovl.
>>34570185I was too. Bummer day.
>>34570187
>>34570194>>34570187Fuck, I did the arrows for the 500kg bomb but 4chan sanitized them.
>>34570121FDo I get to pick which animal? If I pick monkey I get a prehensile tail and maybe I eat bugs and have to shave more I think I could deal. If I don't get to pick no deal.
>>34570198No its just between cat and dog, F = cat, M = dog
>>34570200That's stupid
>>34569994Despite how anxious women are around men, men are still better at reading violent intentions just naturally, it's a testosterone thing
>>34570201Those are the rules, whats so wrong about being a cat girl anways?
>>34570121if i was a lizard human and not a dog/cat then yes.
I’m hungry. Women? Feed me.
Look at my cool new war machine The Mec-*sinks into the ground* well * gets ran over by a tank*
Does anyone else think college legitimately becomes easy when you’re majoring in something you actually enjoy. I switched my major to something I enjoy more (despite it being considered a hard major), and i breezed through my degree. Obviously yes everyone should choose something they’re passionate about, but college legitimately became EASY. It’s like my brain retained information much easier.
>>34570208>>34570200sorry anon..
He's WHAT
>>34570202Women anxiety is evolved to be more like being polite and finding ways to not make someone angrier if they did get angry at you. Calming people down. Not necessarily seeing if someone is a direct threat.
>>34570212Whats the major?
She's what it's all about
>>34570218A
>>34570181I haven't done it in 8 months
>>34570220A what
>>34570216a vampire
What’s the difference between someone terminally online and some average guy/gal who spend a decent amount of their free time scrolling? Or is the average person terminally online these days?
>>34570224Shh
do you think eunuchs are happier?
>>34570220https://vocaroo.com/1oq6LLf6EKel
>>34570230Yes. There is nothing my dick has brought me that’s positive. The amount of time I spent trying to woo women could’ve been spent learning a skill
>>34570230Nah. They have one less problem than the average person but still suffer from the human condition.
>>34570222A major >>34570232
>>34570121FIt depends on the animal
>>34570230cant imagine being mutilated is some path to enlightenment, no
if the world was about to end and the only way to save it is for you to participate in a bukkake with a bunch of black guyswould you do it?
>>34570232Is that mozart
>>34570238No. I turned down a MMF threesome with my crush. I could never do that.
>>34570239If he was good yeah
>>34570237maybe buddha was just lobotomized idk
>>34570242Damn bro you didn't have to do him like that fucking hell
>>34570241iron will honestly. how did you do it?
>>34570238obviously I would do it yes, what a dumb question
eating a whole raw red onion for dinner
say something good about yourself and something bad about yourself, both true and honest
Men, how would you build your perfect girlfriend? Your budget is $15 and you must spend at least a dollar in each category.
>>34570254That would be the case if I used this outside of work. I have it up while I do stuff. Sitting on 4 chan while at home with other things to do sounds retarded unless you’re multi tasking.
>>34570257Neet gfNeet gfYou get it you get it
>>34570258$15 isnt enough leaves at least one area unacceptably low, not worth my time
>>34570238let the world burn
>>34570262Not really. This is a solved problem. And there is only one correct answer btw.
>>34570266nah your standards are just too low, simple as
>>34570258I need to get one of each tier?
>>3457025810/10 face8/10 bodyhas her momentsalways tracking my phone90% chance of cheatingim a cuck so i can save money
>>34570258Not a man I can build myself for $17
>>34570282Can I buy you for 17 dollars
>>34570282I got 20 bucks what's up
>>34570258>Face6/10>Body4/10>PersonalityHas her moments>CrazyHot & cold>Loyalty (chance of cheating)10%
if i had a bf i'd hand feed him skittles
>>34570258Face>2/10Body>2/10Personality>Like talking to a wallCrazy>full blown ChaosLoyalty (chance of cheating)>0%I only have to spend 9 dollars.
If I had a gf I'd demand better candy than Skittles for petting zoo time
>>34570288Your fingers will get sticky
women in your experience are most men truly bad in bed? or is that just a cultural trope not really in reality?
>>34570291but skittles are great...>>34570292thats okay, i luv him
>>34570288what about M&M's?
>>34570294I've only been with one and it isn't bad.
She's my pretty summer songbird
>>34570297Yours Sar
>>34570299Wait till FOMO kicks in
>>34570298only if youve been good
>>34570288Hey
>>34570303It hasn't. I think you may be projecting here a little bit.
>>34570291I wanna have petting zoo time with >him. :3
>>34570308You’ve only been with one. You may as well be a kid experience wise.
>muh Skittles this>muh M&Ms that>nobody wants to feed or be fed Reese's PiecesFeels like I'm an alien from another fucking planet than you freaks.
>>34570316but what if my hypothetical moid has a nut allergy
>>34570319peanuts are a legume :^)t. has a tree nut allergy
>>34570319Survival of the fittest.
My wife texted me asking if I can buy sprite and I said no. She knows she needs to lose weight and I said that our household will be a minimum to no junk food household. I’m sticking to my guns but now she’s radio silent lol. Did I do the right thing by sticking to my guns?
>>34570322pea>nutsnuts... nut allergy
>>34570326What if she drank it outside
>>34570326Should have bought her a lemon lime seltzer or something use your head man
>>34570328I’m allergic to penis, including my own. God I miss being a ciswoman
Anons would you take any future kids to the rainbow beaches knowing they might have a significant impact on their sexual identity?>go to gay beach town as a child>photographer thinks cousin has gay wedding
Did I miss nut night?
>>34570304I've been good, I think
>>34570323Any general tips you can give that might be worth hearing? Your post reads like you know what you're talking about so if theres anything useful you think is worth sharing it'd be greatly appreciated.
Gonna make sigeumchi anyone want some?
>>34570341What is that, gook food?
>>34570335How would you frame this then?>>34570331I’m not home yet. I’ll probably just do this or at most zero calorie sprite. Otherwise, I refuse to buy slop and encourage bad habits
>>34570341The googly moogly days spinach dish, but what else is in it?
Getting my dick sucked would solve all of my problems.
>>34570336Should I make tonight nut night?
>>34570352Real
>>34570352Hit up the gay club
>>34570258>at best choose one per row & columnIf I want a fun gf for a while, from left to right, >$5, $4, $3, $2, $1If forced to have long term, from left to right.>$1, $2, $3, $4, $5
I just want a long hug, maybe to cuddle to sleep
>>34570357*A biological woman sucking my dick because she likes me would solve all of my problems.
>>34569963I’m not sure how much of this is personal character vs. sex, but the men in my life are honest without being cruel, and I admire that a lot.>>34569975Also this. I wish I was half as good at talking as these guys.>>34570082NTA but it’s a VERY text-heavy game. If there’s a dull moment you’ll always have something to fall back on.>>34570121Yes. Double yes if I get to pick the animal.
>>34570365What animal would u pick
>>34570353Your got any Reese’s? I’ll put in the freezer because otherwise they’ll melt.>>34570361Me too but I think a body pillow will make me too warm.
>>34570370You
>>34570372No I have my right hand
>>34570373:O
>>34570121Hell yes my dreams of becoming a cat girl would come true.*scratches your sofa*
Women thoughts on your bf making out with your neck
>>34570375And the left hand?
>>34570378What if I picked you up by the scruff
Fat people, especially those who make excuses for the way they are get no sympathy from me
>>34570379Nice. :3
>>34570386right right, they should be shamed and punished by posting their hot bodies for all of us to see (males only)
>>34570347that's ityou have it with rice (my korean friend who taught me how to make it said that's it, but I like to have it with meat)
>>34570379But I’m ticklish.Anons how would you feel if your gf used this to nap? I’m considering it.
>>34570382Thankfully
>>34570283>>34570286No but I would potentially negotiate being treated to DQ with said money
>>34570396what is that
>>34570370Knowing nothing else, a bear. They’re my favorite animal and we already share lots of traits.If I can confirm exactly which aspects I’d get, maybe something else. I’d love to be able to fly, but I think I’d have a hard time handling a beak or bird legs, you know?
>>34570384Put me down this instant mo-*snoozes*
>>34570401Gambeson
>>34570396>But I’m ticklish.M but I'm still ticklish in my 30's and it's hard to hide it when my friends' kids start climbing on meWhat the fuck is that though?
>>34570396I would have to trust your judgment because I sure as heck don't know what I'm looking at.
>>34570390Hi
>>34570400Deal. How's this Saturday?
>>34570412Like so
>>34570401Ostrich pillow to block out the light. I couldn’t sleep on my flight with the regular U shaped travel pillow because I want to nod forward if I try to sleep upright. After being jolted awake twice, need a new seep strat on planes/cars.
>>34570268Face>10/10Body>8/10Personality>Only talks about KardashiansCrazy>Hot & coldLoyalty (chance of cheating)>90% chance of cheatingI don't think people understand just how beautiful 10/10 is. She would be one of the most beautiful people on earth. Nothing else would matter. You have the right to cheat and be crazy, you're too beautiful to be faithful. Hate to self-cuck, but again, she's 10/10.
>>34570379Is good
I have to pay taxes
>>34570417How often are you flying or being driven for hours at a time that modifying your sleeping position during travel is a pressing concern?
She's got dainty little feet
>>34570419You can just admit you're into the idea of a hot woman cucking you, man. I mean, real life women are super turned off by it so actually acting it out is unrealistic but you dont need to write up this whole justification to be a pervert.
>>34570429Not much but a future investment. Next trip is likely mid august.>>34570430They’re average sized
I think I’m going to purchase some cologne/perfume second hand. They are still in sealed containers but I was wondering if anyone has experience with this.Any chance I might be getting counterfeit products? Any way to avoid that?I know we have at least one or two scenthounds here that should be able to help with my query.
>>34570426How was your day?
>>34570433Aren’t you like 5’10”?I bet you got some floor slappers
>>34570433>Next trip is likely mid august.How long is the travel, and is it overnight? I'm autistic and here are my autistic thoughts:>if it's a plane ride or bus ride, I would feel silly wearing it in front of strangers>if it's a car ride with family, I would feel guilty getting a comfy sleep while the driver(s) have to suffer without sleep
>>34570443Sure lol. Why was it atrocious?
>>34570444Your pattern recognition sucks, mate.
>>34570288>be me>grade 7>two girl classmates come up smiling>offer me some Skittles™ in the palms of their hands>tfw free candy>grab them>eat them>they immediately start dying laughing>"lol we stuck them up our vaginas first, anon">just ate pussy skittles
Personally I'm not a fan of large unless they're in proper proportion
>>34570456elaborate, can we get any examples?
>>34570449Hell yeah
>>34570449thats gross, sorry that happened to you anon,
>>34570457I don't have a gf so no
>>34570386But who are you?
Women, how would you build a boyfriend? Your budget is $15 and you must spend at least a dollar in each category.Men, how much do you cost?
>>34570465>Can hang with the girlsAnon, that means he's gay...
>>34570396Personally don't care but I'm biased cause I have to wear stuff at night too that definitely aren't attractive compared to this
>>34570258Loyalty $5, Crazy $4, Personality $1, Body $3, Face $2.Loyalty should be a given.
>>34570389>fat fetish poster is backyuckis this how it feels for women when they see a cuckposter?
>>34570460One of the girls was kinda BPD crazy, I think. The other one just went along with her. I actually randomly found her reddit account on /r/TrueRate me. She's vegan now.
>>34570158I almost feel inclined to rap some nasty Spanish lyrics... straight up some vile, repulsive shit... But it's late and I don't want to bother my neighbors. Gonna play the lullaby I wrote yesterday instead
>>34570474Post nigga let's see what you were dealing with
>>34570465$5 - Face$0 - No body, he’s just a head. $3 - Personality$3 - Crazy $4 - Loyalty
>>34570320Neither will you
do girls think it's sexy when a guy says "i'm gonna cum" during sex?
>>34570478No. That would be rude.
>>34570473are u a fat guy? do i make you uncomfortable ?
if I had a gf i'd spoon feed her captain crunch while making train and airplane noises
>>34570483They were rude first
>>34570482Yes, but only if he goes "ambatubus"
I'm afraid to share my music with people. Because what if they make fun of me.
>>34570485yes and yes
>>34570045MMy all time most scrobbled artist on Last.fm is Radiohead thanks to my younger years so I'm not going to judge.
>>34570492wow.. hihow big are you? i'll behave i promise
>>34570490Same but with my writing :DWe should both probably work on this
>>34570326No, it's up to her to adhere to a diet. Unless she's near diabetic and it's a health issue, it isn't up to you to monitor her health like a parent or doctor. Just buy her the sprite. Or don't, wtv, idgaf
>>34570490Finally someone gets it
to the foid who recommended/hyped up horny audio stuff a few weeks ago, you were 100% valid
>>34570490Im the opposite, I'm in desperate need for people who will consume what I create. If what I create is shit, then I want to know so I can improve. It's harsh to take the feedback, but it is helpful
>>34570494>>34570498>>34570500Correction, it's not music I made but music I listen to
>>34570487She was bitchy. And I do not remember her fondly at all. But that's expected. She was literally a child and probably dealing with family problems and taking it out on her classmates. I do hope that she's doing better now.
>>34570465Everything $3Just gotta make sure not to hang in groups of more than 3
>>34570506Nevermind
>>34570486Need
>>34570465MFace: $3Body: $3Personality: $3Crazy: $5Loyalty: $5$19 total
>>34570492>someone fetishizes you and your immediate comparison is to cuckoldryI'm ngl you're NGMI at this rate
>>34570449this did NOT happen
>>34570506OhNobody cares then. Be free from all expectations. Only your own opinion matters
>>34570486>captain crunchOw, the roof of my mouth and cheeks.
>>34570490theyre losers if they do. Don't be around loserswhat stuff do you like?
>>34570509>>34570515Fine then I'll make my own music. I'll be back give me a couple of years.
>>34570490You take it in stride.I listen to shitty twinkle emo music 90% of the time and if someone wants to hear what I listen to I let them know and I lose AUX privileges
>>34570521You should try writing fiction. It's literally just making shit up
>>34570521You don't need a couple of years. I started writing my own songs within the year of learning piano and guitar
>>34570465>Face$3>Body$3>Personality$3>Crazy$1>Loyalty$5
>>34570497How fat is your ideal?
>>34570518im experienced enough to wait a few min for it to soften enough to not hurt (it's still crunchy)
Is 5 inches enough to satisfy a girl?
>>34570530300-350
>>34570513not everyone is so desperate for approval to enjoy being fetishized buddy, if you want it be my guest
Men, have you hit or assaulted a girl before?Women, has a guy hit or assaulted you before?What happened and why?
>>34569093I love this painting. One of my favorites.
>>34570538>dependent on girthHow girthy, asking for a friend
>>34570537That you missed my point proves my point further, you truly are beyond hope.
State GenderPost one of your favorite paintings?
>>34570543you never had one
>>34570539MPushed my now ex off of me when she was hitting me, and I once slapped her after she hit meProbably should have just beat the shit out of her desu
>>34570519"show bobs and vagene""show limms and tummeh"
>>34570535Statistically, if we're looking at the Western average, that's kinda small.
>>34570545
>>34570545MAnything by John Martin or Alexandre Cabanel
>>34570552dear god maybe i am like a jeetbut im a woman so it can’t be that bad dw
>>345705495.5in
>>34570547I promise you, there really is one. Are you unironically so retarded that you need me to spell it out for you? I will, but only if you'll admit that you're too retarded to get the issue on your own.
>>34570545M(I'm also OP)
>>34570545MI'm a monet kind of guy
>>34570555>>34570564Post one anon, please and thank you
>>34570559anything to keep responding and arguing with randoms on the internet huh buddy
>>34570545MThe Garden of Death by Hugo Simberg
>>34570566
>>34570568Look, the disaffected tone using no capital letters is cute, but I really do pity freaks like you who, upon being fetishized, immediately pivot to a fetish where you're /not/ the desired party. That was my point, and that you became so aggressive upon slight prodding proves even further that you are truly beyond help. You're probably Indian anyway, I don't know why I bother with you subhumans ITT.
>>34570545MThe Garden of earthly delights
>>34570579Isn't this by Hierophant Bush
i think i have a gambling problem bros
>>34570579No sex in the garden? tf
Yesterday I had a 4 hour hinge first date that ended with us sitting cuddled on a park bench. There was some light kissing and her fingers were kind of rubbing my inner thigh near the knee. We have another date Friday night. Should I ask her to come back to my place if it goes well? I don’t know how this stuff works. She’s not religious or particularly conservative if that matters.>t. autist
>>34570581Why, are you not winning?
>>34570566I don't have a favorite but this one is a classic
>>34570586>Should I ask her to come back to my place if it goes well? yes, congrats buddy, use protection
>>34570580>Bush
>>34570574>"im not gonna tell you... unless you ask me to!!!">proceeds to blogpost explaining himself anywaylol what a surprisei dont know what about my posts upset you and caused you to seethe so deeply, but my fault bro i didnt mean to trigger a meltdown
>>34570590Thanks. Do I have to wrap if she’s barren?
>>34570581not trying to be a dick but gambling addiction is like, the lowest IQ form of vice there issort yourself out brother
>>34570593>blogpost>seetheYou're a subhuman, but that evokes pity. I also wrote a whopping total of three sentences.Underage moron, go date ENTJ.
>>34570592man, can you imagine if hitler, stalin, or mao living to old age never having gone to prison, and presenting to the public paintings of the people that died because of them?
plap
>>34570576This thread has some great artists making OC.
>>34570594stds still exist
>>34570598>The Onionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0mS5I-j_Gc
>>34570599>tfw just finished getting plapped like ten minutes ago
>>34570598I know that's the onion but Bob Ross literally picked up painting to cope with his war crimes in Vietnam
>>34570606Trannoid hands
>>34570602KEK, bit the onion. im guessing he just made normal paintings then
>>34570597>get mad>type schizophrenic retarded bullshit >get made fun of for this>continue to get angrier and continue to respondif you dont want people to make fun of you, the onus is on you to not make a fool of yourself.
>>34570598Very Charles Bronson adjacent
Can you defend the women in your life from being violently raped?If not, why do you call yourself a man?
>>34570608as grim as it is to consider, that might not preclude it being true. trannyplappers are very real
Unrequited love is so gay
>>34570610>people>it's just youK
Everything hurts
>>34570622Womp womp
are you accomplishing your goals, /atoga/?
>>34570545M
>>34570619Unrequited, terrifyingLove is driving me a bit insane
>>34570625Sort of. I’m in a transition stage of my life and it’s wreaking havoc on my emotions
>>34570625Some of them, sure. Especially recently.
>>34570625MMost of them but none of the ones I really care about so I'll probably hang myself in a few months desu
>>34570625Kinda yeahEventually(You)?
>>34570625MSlowly but surely.
>>34570619imo, it feels better to be the one crushing than the one who is belng liked. It feels awkward to reject someone esp if we're friends. I do get why girls hate it
>>34570629Same, it's rough out there >>34570632Some yes. Some others failing miserably.
>>34570539Never hit by a man I was dating but I got slapped by a kid in the psych ward lol
>>34570634I would liquefy you into biodiesel if you said this to my face right now friend.
>>34570539>Men, have you hit or assaulted a girl before?No, but a woman I've dated has hit me before. It didn't hurt very much.
>>34570539F. I've been robbed a couple of times, if that counts.
>>34570539I beat my sister up when I was 17 and she was 21
>>34570539>Men, have you hit or assaulted a girl before?No, unless you count pushing the girl who wouldn't stop hitting and pinching me in elementary school.
>>34570639:/ not very friend like...
>>34570619Fr. It's making me hate myself I feel deeply ashamed of myself for being so pathetic and still wanting him to want me.
>>34570539>Women, has a guy hit or assaulted you before?Yeah, plenty of times. Most of the times it wasn't even my fault.
i guess this is the hour where the violent people are home
>>34570650I'm in a mood. Don't make me put you in an airtight container
>>34570625No.
Hello again, lovely humans of /atoga/!My Wacky Watch tells me it's time for another ADVENTURE!
she doesn't hate me yay! :D
>>34570653I wish sexually violent people would break into my apartment and take turns shoving dildos up my ass and forcing me to cum. And then leave me abandoned, sprawled on my bed, naked and raped.
I am lonely
I think I as a man should be raped to make up for all the poor women out there that have been rape, it's just not fair
State gender, is your voice attractive to the opp sex?
>>34570671Congrats, anon!
>>34570685F. Apparently so.
>>34570685FI don't know? I don't think so.
>>34570685Mhmm I don't know, nobody has ever complimented my voice before
>>34570685MI don't know. I have a very deadpan voice
>>34570685MPersonally I don’t think so
>>34570685MIdk, I've never been complimented on my voice. I'm not a big fan of my voice personally
>>34570668What thing
>>34570683Would you still agree to this if the rape reparation committee selected BlueValkyrie and ENTJ to rape you (at the same time)?
>>34570685MI was told it was deep in high school but it hasn't aged well
>>34570698>bluevalkyrieyes>ENTJno, I don't feel THAT bad for women...
>>34570685MYeah.
>>34570685MOnly occasionallyie morning voice and sick voiceOtherwise it’s averageI wish I had one of those hypnotic voices
>>34570698Yes, an orgasm is an orgasm
Anyone have any good happy love songs? i.e. not heartbreak songs but "I love you and I'm so happy you feel the same" kind of songs.
>>34570699>I was told it was deep in high school but it hasn't aged wellThis was my experience with Catcher in the Rye
>>34570708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZqEM_4dYWU
>>34570707it's rape, it won't feel good
>>34570685I think so. Most of the time I'm well oiled and hydrated. Ofc I get raspy and tired and low range sometimes, all people do.
>>34570708No, but that did remind me of this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drdj3cAXiRc
>>34570708no!love is pain.
>>34570708What the occasion?
>>34570685femanons seem to like it when I vocapost
>>34570715People still orgasm from rape even though they are harmed and traumatized by it.
Promiscuous anons, what is your social life like?
Is a light tap on the back of shoulder actually a well known cum warningt? I asked my boyfriend to let me know the other day when I was going down on him because I didn't want him to cum in my mouth, and he did this tap which I at the time didn't understand what it meant and then I got an unexpected mouthful of cum while not even prepared which was one of the worst experiences I ever had. And then he tried to tell me I should know what that is, as if even if that was common knowledge that I would have sucked enough dick to even know that!
Niggas so desperate for pussy they're fantasizing about being raped by 300 pound single moms
>>34570727In that context what else could it mean?
>>34570726I was able to be promiscuous when I lived in a walkable neighborhood in the arts district of a large city, but now that I'm back living in my much smaller and more sparsely populated hometown I'm living like a celibate in a monastery.
>>34570726People want to hang out and fuck me, so I do, then I ghost them Other than that, nonexistent
>>34570729I honestly just thought he was being affectionate.
>>34570728NO this is for a good cause, it's not for my enjoyment
Is 5 inch lenght and 5 inch girth good? I feel like my dick is slightly shorter than average but slighter thicker too
>>34570465Left to right, $1, $2, $5, $4, $3. Loyalty as a % chance cheating vs. actions taken while in a relationship is devaluing it in my eyes.My real boyfriend is minimum $20. Feeling very blessed. I think I can clock in somewhere around $16 myself.
>>34570737I will refer you to my homosexual friend. He is going to tug on your penis and make you ejaculate to test out whether it is adequate.
>>34570728I think you forgot where you are.This is the "Niggasbedesperateforconversationfromevenpotentiallyawoman" thread on the basketsRus forum.
>>34570732that sounds fun. how do you meet people?
>>34570727Since his mouth isn't in use, no I'd say it seems more normal to just use his fucking voice but I mean, now you know this is how he communicates it.
*cooms all over the place*ah shit not again
>>34570737Your length (and dick as a whole) is perfect as it is and anyone who dismisses it isn’t worth sharing your body with.That being said, how are you guys measuring girth? I’m picturing a square and I know that’s not right.
>>34570747Circumference
>>34570743Work
my dog looks at me with his big alien eyes and he gets all squinty, why can men never do that for me,
>>34570708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmOau-PMWJk
>>34570747Girth=Circumference.
>>34570747Girth is the same as circumference in this context. You take measuring tape and wrap it around. Or a string or something and measure that.
>>34570751it is a skinwalker be careful
>>34570750what do you do
>>34570727Why do some many other women give oral sex? You know you've basically Fucked the rest of us that can't do this, right? Every relationship I have been in, if I don't give blowjobs it becomes a huge issue and things fall apart.I'm expected as part of a relationship, to put myself in a submissive and vulnerable position, cover an erect penis with my mouth, and move my head back and forth repeatedly as fast as I possibly can. I'm expected to choke myself doing this while trying to gasp for breathes and cause myself to tear up to the point where I can't even really see what I'm doing. I'm expected to just let my spit collect all over my mouth and face because there is no way I can swallow or get rid of it fast enough when it builds up while doing this, so I look like a Fucking Basset Hound.Not only that, I have to do this to the point that the penis builds up enough pressure that the urethra starts suffer a series of contractions, and then semen discharges in spurts while I am doing this, and the expectation is I will continue to move my head back and forth over the penis and let the discharges hit me in various areas of my mouth, likely causing me to choke and gasp. Or I pull back and present my face so that it is used as a target for the semen discharges, like I'm some inanimate object. Fuck that! That has to be the most absolutely humiliating and degrading thing that one human being can do to another out of supposed "love".
>>34570755ive had him for 8+ years, i think he wouldve killed me by now if that was true
>>34570723I'm really stressed out about this girl and all I have are sad/heartbreak songs and I'm sick of listening to them. I wanna imagine the good end.
>>34570758this pasta was never funny
>>34570751Why do you have sex with a dog
My favorite spoiler for certain media is "everyone dies" because it sounds like joke but it's true
>>34570727Just 1 tap or 3? A "tap out" is normal but I need the motion repeated so I know it wasn't a mistake. Sounds like a misunderstanding.
>>34570766shut up i do not
>>34570768Everyone dies... eventually.
>>34570775Are u jacking off
>>34570758kek, she could just find a guy who doesn't want to eat her out too and it'll be even
>>34570771You seem like the type, especially if the dog is fat.
>>34570783gosh ur creepy, and it extends only to human males.. dont worry..
>>34570760they are doing recon
>>34570789must be nice get all the attention just because you have tits
>>34570793The attention in question is not good attention, nothing that could ever lead to anything meaningful, Men fail to realize this time and time again.
>>34570796still better than no attention
>>34570800Picture the female equivalent of those creepy old Indian Men that bombard women's dms but now its your dms, do you still feel that way?
>>34570803NTA but yes, what an out of touch question
>>34570726Single and living in the city for nine years. Had sex almost daily. Had sex with a new girl at least once a month. Social life was non-stop, there was always someone in my home taking care of it, and me. Like having a collection of bang maids. But nothing good last forever, it slowly faded away. I was tired of being social, wanted a relationship, wanted out of the city. I still remember that last day. A goodbye threesome and then I’m alone in my car, driving through the night. It was existential.
>>34570804How is it out of touch? And why are you so desperate?
>>34570803You mean like this?
>>34570805No nobody would ever do that
>>34570806lucky mf I've only had sex once
>>34570807Because he's a 25+ year old autistic virgin on 4chan, he's physically unable to have standards
>>34570805idk, female attention is just better than male attenton
>>34570685>is your voice attractive to the opp sex?FDepending on the man, yes. My voice is a bit on the deep side and has been described as "sultry."
Women should tell us about their boobs.
>>34570803probably still would, yes
Women should tell us about their books.
>>34570708I have a pretty big playlist. What genres do you prefer?
>>34570824Like story time?
>>34570825Sex
>>34570807Because you can’t understand how someone can exist without internalized self love, since you’re a woman. Unless you had some extreme trauma, the natural attitude towards women is acceptance on the basis of existence.>desperateWhen I was a young incel, it was because I was taught that my self worth came from how I could sell myself to others, specifically women But I’ve seen your bait many times, so don’t bother replying
>>34570825The last one for sure. Nice to look at, nice to be around and can talk about more emotional stuff I guess
>>34570824Women don't (possibly can't) read.
>>34570824only the flat women, I don't care about the rest
>>34570831are you an old incel now?
>>34570664My adventure? I get to go to work in the morning!
>>34570838No, I’m not an incel. I psyopped myself into feeling like the game is okay to play if I’m gratifying myself
>>34570831I didn't mean to hit a nerve, relax.
>>34570831>My self worth comes from what women think of meI cannot come up with gayer shit, how can a man let himself be controlled by women to such an extent, ones he doesn't even know no less
>>34570825>More empathetic, more curious about others?Absolutely not
>>34570845So cringe, you should kill yourself for trying to ragebait emotionally stunted men, dumb ugly cunt
>>34570685All these responses and no vocas
>>34570830extremely short forearms very strange
What’s your fap strategy if you think you’re going to get laid, say, 3 days from now? Every day? Every day but the day of? Not at all?
>>34570856i love men, i dont wish to make them upset :[
>>34570830I feel for you anon. I’m also a wristlet.
Women, do you prefer bouncing or grinding?
Women, do you like it when a a moid says your pussy is tight?
I was suicidal for 4 days but now I feel great :Dlife is happy!
>>34570865It's okay to make men upset when they deserve it. You should be proud to make them seethe, if anything.
>>34570874stop lying man
>>34570877You say this to your kids too?
>>34570859I've posted plenty of history.
>>34570870Bouncing. Then again, I have endless theighs and cumming ability.>>34570871Duh
>>34570877yea no thanks, theres enough misandry in this world, there shouldnt be any more if i can help it
>>34570866Whole lot more. My female friends couldn't be any less curious
>>34570882>Duh>>34570875>YesWhat goes through your mind when a moid says that? I'm just trying to understand.
>>34570886The lower half of this pic
>>34570891You can be ugly and have a tight pussy.
are you born with a tight pussy? aren't they all tight?
That bastard
There’s something deeply fulfilling about hating women and I can’t really say why
>>34570887idgi>>34570891yeah okay that makes sense
>>34570870>Women, do you prefer bouncing or grinding?Bouncing>>34570872Don't disrespect Oompa Loompas like that.
>>34570878what part is a lie?
>>34570896but in reality you are just mad because you are a pathetic incel that can't get laid and this is your way of coping
But why do foids love tattoos so much? It's just baffling how they think>yeah, I want to pay hundreds of dollars to a strange man (in most cases) to mark my skin with ink forever
>When ENTJ takes away his namefag to pretend he has a life but keeps spamming exactly the same
>>34570904Unfortunately no, that is not true, you are coping
>>34570906the skin police over here
>>34570903Unlike Indians, Oompa Loompas were hard working, sanitary, and used PPE to prevent workplace injuries. Even in the Gene Wilder version, they wore gloves while handling food.
Women do you want the tattoo bait or the abortion bait for today
>>34570915Tattoos, because someone will inevitably post women with tattoos and that really gets me going.
>>34570870Bounce>>34570871Mostly indifferent. I feel like "tight" implies I'm not aroused so it's a weird thing for him to get excited about. Commenting on wetness makes more sense to me and is less awkward to respond to bc I can be like "yeah it is good job" idk what to say to "tight".
there are legitimately almost 1.5 billion indians on planet earth at this very momentgenders, how do you cope with this fact?
>>34570910That would be a fun job. It's just sad how pretty girls ruin themselves with tattoos.
>>34570919>idk what to say to "tight".I have been doing my kegels just for you
>>34570897You like it when it squishes your cock.
There’s only 15 unique posters that use this place, remember that
>>34570928pls don't squish
how do the indians breed so fast
>>34570929hey! you forgot about me!
>>34570932Rape, incest, and pedophilia
>>34570933Ah yes the tranny dude who acts feminineOr not, idk
>>34570936ur funny
I won’t let you ruin this for me
>>34570939Don’t reply to me eggless demon
>>34570938I'm not a tranny fuck you
>>34570942Psycho nigga
>>34570926It's not like I've given birth. They can feel it when I do a kegel when the dick is in there but I don't think they're significantly effecting what's going on in there if I'm not actively clenching. It's not like I've used the weights. I get the wetness comment not the tight one anyway maybe I'm biased because I'm already comfortable with that situation. And again it's like, if it's tight that means it's unlubricated and not excited for dick it would throw me off to have him be happy about that. Feels like something a 22 year old would say.
>>34570930I'm gonna milk >him.
Women, would you date a guy if he was a raped and castrated slave?
how do we solve the gooned out male epidemic
>>34570952Testosterone injections
Men would you date a girl who has holes where her armpits are in a lot of her shirts?
>>34570951No, eunuchs freak me out.
>>34570954the what
>>34570953I’m sure you’re a real hit in your server and for whatever 5/10 midget ass goofy dudes you let hit
>>34570956YES YES YES YES YESbut uh why are there holes in there?
I fly under everyone's radar except for one
>>34570951Date? Why wouldn't I just use him for slave labor?
>>34570955wouldnt that just make them hornier and more gooned out, im confused
>>34570961Guess
>>34570956No? Why doesnt she buy new shirts? Seems like she fails at basic hygiene.
>>34570948>tight means dryfound the large vagina haver
>>34570956I hope you don't wear those out in public
>>34570966too much exercise?
>>34570952Just let them all kill each other.
>>34570962Shut up
>>34570968Try "not warmed up" I can poke my cervix with my finger when I'm unaroused but when I'm ready to go I can't reach it. The sponge must be soaked and expanded first lol. If I'm tight, he didn't do it right.
>>34570967The shirts with really large noticeable holes are not worth out in public.
>>34570972you openly admit to wanting to peg dudes and post your naked body online, you are going to the goongulag with them.
>>34570974See
>15 posters ittWow its like im in majestic 12 but for retards with poor time management
Im intentionally short on foreplay because it feels better for me that way, her pussy adapts in a few minutes anyway
>>34570978Bitch you have no idea who I am
Do men like grinding?
>>34570986Of course.
can you imagine if men could work out their dicks. That would be a crazy timeline
>>34570986I wake up grinding my bed sometimes
>>34570977None of that is gooning. Touching men as a woman is a rite.
>no bf to make me feel safe and cuddle with after watching scary things Life is terrible, terrible! terrible!
>>34570984Oh yeah
>>34570989That would be like 80% of my workout desu
>>34570993is that what you teach your daughter?
>>34570996No man wants to date a wuss. Harden up.
>>34570975ntaI thought the uterus, and by extension the cervix, descended during horny
>>34570989it's called kegels
>>34570998Getting miseryposter vibes from your complete lack of effort in existing
>>34570976Did you cut the holes? Did you buy them that way? Are they just worn out?
>>34571001thats a lie, men love feeling strong and brave in comparison to their wuss of a companion
>>34570989I'll say it againWhen I shower I'll take a damp washcloth and drape it over my dick as I do what are effectively bicep curls for my cock.
>>34570996Moid hands
>>34570996movies aren't scary
>>34570986Personally yes. The underside of the shaft feels nice when rubbed
>>34571003why
>>34571007They are worn out yes. Many shirts I've owned since all the way back to middle school.
>>34571000I'd teach every female child that.
>>34571012first off, it wasnt amovie, second off, yes they are.
>>34571018Why don't you throw them away? Is it sentimental?
>>34571020what was it then? I'm guessing it was a game then?
>>34571006Nah
>>34571019Somebody should probably teach you how to spell first.
Women, feeling up big bicep vs large vainy forearm vs grated abs, which do you choose?
>>34571021They’re my shirts, I'd have less shirts if I threw them out. I like having shirts to wear.
>>34571002Opposite
>>34571003Just choose a better bf
>>34571022>I wish.is dick size really a common issue?
>>34571026Big bicep
>>34571027you didn't tell me why there are holes in them btw
>>34571026i choose to grope his meaty love handles
It’s tough being a goblin trapped in a man’s body
>>34571026>vainyEntering ESL hours
>>34571034yucky love handles
>>34571019So this is called pedo grooming but it doesn't surprise me that you have madame energy.
>>34571034so his dick?
>>34571033Worn out + cheap/thin shirt material.
>>34571006Is that what her deal is? Lack of effort?
You can never get it spotless
>>34571024Ok well you aren’t talking about me then
>>34571039do u not know what/where love handles are :1>>34571037dont yuck my yum
>>34571027Shirts are cheap, just replace them with decent shirts, if youre here youre not destitute enough to not buy new cheap made in china shirts.
>>34571019won't be long until your daughter posts her obese nude body on 4chan and becomes a single mother
>>34571042i feel like a lot of men would go absolutely neurotic and overboard, making themselves physically incapable of even having sex if you let them actually go to the gym for it. cant be trusted
>>34571033Probably from being fat
>>34571046>dont yuck my yumthey are yucky sorry, I want a flat tummy
>>34571043She is a mid avoidant girl, the worst combo.
>>34571043I don’t know nor care, you’re all just cardboard silhouettes with no colour >incel npc>”chad” npc >hoe npc>housewife hoe npc>spamming attention whore npc>”let people enjoy things” npcRiveting cast
>>34571048I got like 30 bucks in my bank account.
>>34571045You don't really believe that, you're just saying it. You know I mean you.
>>34571002Literally the opposite It has to get out of the way
What's with men and choking women? Why not punch or slap when angry? Other than a rear chokehold, you don't hear of men choking other men out
>>34571056And which of these are you?
>>34571062That's exclusively a female fetish, you tard.
>>34571056I’m Chad NPC for sure
>>34571058Kek, unless you’re her I doubt it, and you’re not her
>>34571063Anon is a hoe npc because anon is mad
>>34571056whereas>edgy white trash npcis so very fascinating.any eminem lyrics you'd like to share with us this evening?
>>34571026Adonis belt
How do i get an ex backWill accept manifesting and manipulating techniques
>>34571063Spamming attention whore npc>>34571069You are very cool and goth and definitely didn’t get cheated on
>>34571064Coombrained idiot
>>34571067I am not
>>34571057Just go to the dollar tree or equivalent
>>34571072Hold their loved ones hostage?
>>34571062They dont see her as threat so they dont need to hit and back away or deal a decisive blow. They just spew hatred and aggression from a place of immunity.
>>34571038Teaching superiority has nothing to do with grooming, you selfinterting illegal gooner. Off with your head!
>>34571078okay and what then
I feel like a hundred bucks
>>34571026Abs. I want to lick a nice set of abs.
I feel like three bucks and a Chuck E. Cheese token
I feel like a "human"
I miss when there were more people on 4chan
Oh how the content will be so sweet when the VR and robot girlfriends argue with moids back over their stupid bullshit.Women, do you like popcorn or chips?
>>34571093Why? Because none of you are endowed with any divine spark of creativity so you sit in your disgusting rooms with your slack jaws staring into the pixels hoping for the smallest glimpse of something that’ll shake your aged brain into some monstrous resemblance of your childhood? Fuck you
Agree?
>>34571083You're even lower IQ than previously assumed.
>>34571096*Men should not be in politicsFtfy
>>34571095Why are you so angry? Whats your problem?
>>34571094>Robot GF: I AM NOT JUST A HOLE, I HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!>Moid: That's it! I'm going to modify your software if you don't stop.>Robot GF: MAYBE YOU SHOULD MODIFY YOUR HARDWARE, SHRIMP DICK!!!!
>>34571099That’s not anger, what part of that communicated anger to you. You are stiupeed?
Damn, someone's in a bad mood today.
>>34571101Oh my bad, glad to see you are very happy today
>>34571094Chips
>>34571102I want you I want you I want you I want you to keep typing and posting
>>34571084And then you buy 1(one) shirt for like 1 or 2 dollars, then throw away 1(one) shirt from your pile of rags, wait a a month or two.Then again you buy 1(one) shirt for like 1 or 2 dollars, then you throw away 1(one) shirt from your pile of rags.Repeat every 2 months. Until you have no more shirts with unwanted holes.
>>34571105Nice reverse psychology, impressive.
>>34571106ur like the father i never had...
>>34571107Was kinda hoping it would get your demand avoidance
>>34571109Have you tried eating something?
>>34571098Would you rather have no men in politics if it means more Nancy Maces?
>>34571110I’m not angry though, but yes, I made a bunch of chicken for the week
Guys sometimes you hurt my feelings you know that?
>>34571113No, actually
>>34571112Very nice, good job.
>>34571108Ok, drink water, brush your teeth and read a bit of a book bed.
>>34571120*before bed
>>34571117Thanks, but I’m in full blown druggie mode
>>34571120do i get a goodnight kiss too mr anon?
>>34571119Whats with this obsession with indians?
>>34571111You can quit while you think you're saying anything different. I understand sometimes women are stupid. It's far less common though.
>>34571113No
>>34571127entj is a profoundly mentally ill indian who believes he will be be perceived as a chad if he calls everyone else indian
>>34571129Nancy mace is uniquely bad
>>34571135She has a very funny face.
>>34571126*Mwah*
It's funny how after I disconnected from society and others completely, God puts an angel in front of me who makes me want to live again. What is the end goal here? Am I supposed to get her pregnant? Is God just mocking me?
>>34570928You're right but I fail to see what that has to do with the image you shared
>>34571093Slower threads are better
Wow this slow thread sure is great
>>34571146Can you not read facial expressions? The dude is enjoying being choked.
I wanna make that long drive
>>34571144Take your time and enjoy things
women, has a man being "manly" (whatever your definition personally is) ever ACTUALLY turned you on
Man who pissed on your cheerios?
>>34571149the dude is a falsehood either way, because only brain damaged men fit the bottom half of the meme or call women mommywhoever changed that image to line up with the top ruined it
>>34569137I was just thinking about these problems today. Not this specific case, as this is the first I've heard about it- but overall. Society must be allowed to filter its dregs as early as possible. The "they wuz just a lil' juveniles dey' can't have their whole lives ruined by their misdeeds" is just backwards. We should be treating people as adults SOONER so we can filter the bad ones out SOONER, like at least 16 across the board. Except for the AoC- that is actually age 16 way too often; when it should be like, 20. too many sicko judges and lawmakers honestly
POV: you found a moidtogan in public
>>34571159I mean, are any of those about >why hitler was right all along? If I were to guess, it's some guy working on an academic paper of sorts.
>>34571158>Except for the AoC- that is actually age 16 way too often; when it should be like, 20. too many sicko judges and lawmakers honestlyodd trend in the western world to continually age-up the milestones of adulthood. AoC, Childrearing, driving, leaving your parents' house, etc. The numbers just keep going up and we keep finding every other justification for it
>>34571160Pretty sure it's a picture of Trevor Moore
why is asking out a female friend the worst thing that can happen according to women?
>>34571159Damn, what a bottom.
Girls do you want to be manipulated just a bit?
>>34571165Because most of the time we are not trying to date friends.
>>34571158>when it should be like, 20.If you are old enough to vote you are old enough to consent to sex, unless you really think the voting age should be 20 too.
>>34571165i think they just dislike the feeling of awkwardness and they probably feel the friendship is cheapened/less authentic due to the man's attraction and interest in her romantically. I personally don't see it that way but I imagine that's how women do
>>34571168No
>>34570258literally impossible, loyalty stat has to be 0% to even proceed, and personality has to be at least $4. $9 down just to get started. I'll rob a bank and overspend $25 for the perfect gf or I'll just give up.
>>34571170Nta, should be 25
>>34571175if you can't decide whether to fuck/be fucked by the time you're twenty years old, something is deeply and alarmingly wrong with you.
If you increase the aoc to 25 that means that I as a 25 year old man can date a 17 year old since we are both underaged
Men should be able to grow children inside them like tumors and then be denied pain medication or surgical options, because they treat women wrong.This is a question.
>>34571176I mean voting
>>34571153I like watching them think while doing things like carpentry or working on cars and sometimes like the sounds they make when they pick up heavy things
>>34571180I already said we should be raped for being evil is that not enough?
>>34571180>be virgin loner soon-to-be-wizard>notmyproblem.jpegchastity wins again!!!
>>34571165MI think women get the impression that the friendship was a lie and he just wanted to get with her. This is why you should ask girls out as soon as you think you might have feelings rather than let them fester, because the longer you wait, the more she'll be caught offguard.The natural path from friends to lovers is mostly nonverbal + a general trend towards increased flirtiness and you should be able to tell if a girl is going to accept/reject you before you ask her out. Sure, some women can be confusing to interact with and there is no way to determine the signs except by asking, but you shouldn't pussyfoot around it. If you don't think it's happening become a better man around her. Lose or gain weight, improve your fashion, get a regular haircut/beard trim/shave, etc. Show that you're actually improving as a person and that you are someone she might want to grow with.
So how long are you gonna stick your head in the sand and play gender wars like a child?
>>34571187I got my virginity back the day I started simming items in WoW to find which item is the bigger dps increase
>>34571193what do u play in wow anon
>>34571186No>>34571187It should just be your own sperm traveling elsewhere inside your body and getting you pregnant if you don't have a good track record.
>>34571190What else am I supposed to do
>>34571165Because it makes us feel like you were just biding your time until you made your move and that we're going to lose a friend when we reject you. And I'm irritated that you've put me in an uncomfortable position when I was clearly happy with just being friends. Someone who's truly my friend wouldn't confess like this unless they thought I'd reciprocate and if I was interested there would be signs of mutual attraction. Having to do this whole confession thing instead of it just happening naturally should be a sign that it's going to be received poorly and I'm mildly offended that he just haaaad to say it instead of reading the room and keeping it to himself.
>>34571197Actually go and hurt someone
>>34571201Anyone?
>>34571198what if the guy developed feelings as they got to know you
>>34571195warlockI hit 3.1k rating and got bored so I just started a warrior on hardcore. But my internet's being fickle today so I only did professions today
>>34571202Yeah, preferably whatever gender you dislike, you’ll realize a few things
Men, would you let your wife name your first born (f or m) Everett?
>>34571209No
>>34571209MNo
>>34571210Why? dont like the name?
>>34571210She's a tranny
>>34571209No, our first born if male is going to be named Nezahualcoyotl
Women, would you let your husband name your daughter after an ex?
>>34571203>Having to do this whole confession thing instead of it just happening naturally should be a sign that it's going to be received poorly and I'm mildly offended that he just haaaad to say it instead of reading the room and keeping it to himself.
>>34571213That's just a forgettable name.
>>34571219Is she dead?
>>34571219No, and I would kill him and keep the child for myself.
>>34571212why>>34571216awful name>>34571221really? ive never seen a person irl w that name
>>34571222Yes
>>34570545anything I want to post is unscannable book cover art / locked behind rage-inducing pinterest retardation.so you'll just have to use your imagination.
>>34571226Just take a screenshot
>>34571224Yeah, because they usually go by other nicknames in embarassment.
>>34571203>>34571220You invite her to hang out more and see if/how she reciprocates.Confessions are cringe and only suited for anime and Japanese culture, not in the west. I have a girl in my life who I've had more fun going out on a not-date than any real date, but I haven't told her because I'm not ready to uncan all of the consequences of that just yet.
>>34571161yes. that's what I was saying. the numbers need to go down, except AoC, which needs to go up
>>34571232you cheating on your wife again?
I would name my son Allah
>>34571219that ending of the boys was a little weird yeah
PEAK FEMININITY
>>34571229I can't take a screenshot of irl bookcovers
>>34571235Damn I forgot about MKGNo I'm single but I just got out of a relationship that failed to launch that she knows about and I'm good friends with her ex.
>>34571219My mom legitimately did this. I'm named after her college boyfriend.
>>34571238if true, then I reject everything feminine. it is apparently revolting.
>>34571190Idk so many guys are so obsessed with cock
>>34571238Dis you
>>34571168No that’s my job
If I was a bird I'd look like this, yet I date no foids.
>>34571165The friendship was a lie.
>>34571253Because you'd be plucked and ground into a nugget. Not because femanons would want to date a bird.
>>34571113What happened?
>>34571250dude got crazy meat, damn
>>34571220>keeping it to himselfFeels fucking awful. Better to ask "what are we?" and get the bad answer and move on than deal with unreciprocated feelings forever. You're not entitled to male friends.
Is it true that female hair grows faster cause of the levels of estrogen in their body? If so, should I be taking estrogen to combat hair loss?
q for the women: you know how some white guys dont like it if white chicks fuck black dudes, would you be turned off if I had fucked black chicks in the past? Assuming I'm looking for dating and not ONS.>>34571266retard ask your doc
>>34571269i dont think women care about their bfs being with other races, thats a pretty heavily male-centric thing
Pigstail or twintails?
>>34571274Left
>>34571269White women are insecure about Asian women, not black women.
Femanons, please state hair color, eye color, skin color and your basic go to makeup routine.
Femanon, would you close you Onlyfans for your boyfriend?
>>34571269Don’t care about race, that’s bitch behavior
Women, would you rather your hypothetical moid have a sharp dick or a blunt dick?Men, would you rather your dick be described as sharp or blunt?
after deep reflection, kyoko does not deserve godai
>>34571278>>34571271So then if theres pics of me on insta next to tatted up black chicks I'm good?
>>34571277Why? I need reasons
>>34571282Sharp, don't need to cuckdicked moid.
>>34571279Dark Brown, Dark Brown, Fair Skinned, Nothing, just face lotion.
>>34571282>Men, would you rather your dick be described as sharp or blunt?Uh, sharp sounds painful, I would like to fuck not stab.
>>34571274all I see is not smiling, stinky >:( face vs. smiling -:) faceI like the one that is actually smiling, because personality is more important than appearance.
>>34571287Looks more stimulating to look at.
>>34571269Worrying about other people means that your actions can't be trusted. If you like making women jealous then you're really just a dumb nigger.
>>34571279>dark blonde >blue>pale neutral >brown kajal along upper lash line>very light coating of brown mascara>tiny bit of pic rel lip tint>concealer if there's any pimple that needs a bit of coverage
>>34571294Like the difference between a white wall and an interesting pattern
>>34571282I would rather blunt. Who tf is proud to have pencil dick?
>>34571292>not smiling means you have no personalityhuh?
>>34571296lol, obviously brown moid hands
>>34571292Does she look better here then?
>>34571295That's the entire point of /adv/. Anyway, then the fact that I (white dude) have pics next to tatted up black chicks isnt going to cause problems, we're good. For the record they're hot as fuck, just not the right type for long term.>>34571281some people do and im not gonna fuck up the fact I'm actually looking for dating rn
>>34571301So you think I'm so perfect I'm made up? Nice.
Some girl here should try being a linux e-girl, thats and untapped market. Could help make linux more popular with normies.
>>34571304If you have pictures publicly displaying yourself with women you're not dating then most people will assume you're not monogamous.
>>34571307Nah, that shi grinch.
Why are so many men attracted to women with braces but thats just not a thing vice versa?
>>34571310Please, we need to reach the normies
>>34571308But I am, I've never cheated on chicks. Tbh I don't get the define the relationship shit though so I'm going to be coming out the gates swinging for that when talking
>>34571311Men are pedophiles
>>34571312But why? Let them be miserable in peace.
>>34571316I want to be able to easily buy a computer without windows
>>34571311braces are ick, you need to get away from whatever disgusting place that gave you the idea that men like metal bands anchored onto your teeth with glue
>>34571318I want, I want. Please calm down nerdboi.
>>34571313Defining the relationship means you agree to all monogamy terms or you don't and need to come up with terms for fwb or situationship.
>>34571318You can easily buy a motherboard without a windows licence assigned to it
The annoying thing is that not wanting to be a pickme is kinda pickme energy.
>>34571319thisshit is horror movie tier, looks agonizing
I might go pick some strawberries.
>make plans for a week from then>text her the day before she says shes looking forward to it>day comes>blockedI'll never understand these women
>>34571280No. I make too much money
>>34571334the most effective method to keep the delulu alive is to not give reality a chance to kill it
>>34571336What’s the second most effective method
>>34571334bot or scammer?
>>>/a/288362105Who was in the wrong?
>>34571340NTA but I think that's just standard woman behavior when it comes to stuff like that.
>>34571351There's a movie coming out with Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen, so Gosling playing Chrischan might be possible.
>>34571351how did you get this picture of literally me???
>>34570090I went back and got it. GOTTIM
>>34571350>Fucking kek normalize standing up and ghosting moidcelsis it not normalized, what are you on about?
>>34571356*Rubbing hands together in glee* my cubes... my precious cubes...
>>34571347MShiggy diggy, foids
>>34571360Yes, that is very correct, I do this and I say this.
>>34571356Why don't they just take away the cubes and sell those?
>>34571364They do, but that's not as fun because the fun part is that they grow like this straight outta de rock.
>>34571376Why did he delete?
>>34571365Do they keep growing?
>>34571382This is a really dumb question.
Femanons, is Chad confirmed sexo or kill?
>>34571386Do they?
>>34571265So then don't ask and just leave You know the answer is going to be no so why do you do it
>>34571279Dark brown, hazel, the kind of white that tans well, on 363 days out of the year nothing.
>>34571282My dick only does psychic damage >>34571220>instead of it just happening naturallyFoids have to understand that "it" doesn't happen "naturally". Someone has to make an intentional move to escalate things forward, and thats generally the man because it would be most unbecoming for a lady to risk rejection.Since you put the Onus for making said move entirely on the man, you have to deal with the men who don't do that and remain unclear about their intentions. Can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>34571394Mediterranean?
>>34571387I don’t speak incel, translate please
>>34571382No.Rocks do not grow like plants. They form and that’s it.
>>34571396Dunno.Definitely some central European ancestry so like, probably somewhat.>>34571395So make a move like someone who knows how to do that using your words is last resort shit.
>>34571397You are a stinky Femcel that wears too tight grippysocks.
i work at a universitystarting to see looksmaxxing, blackpill, etc shit from the women as well as young men. utterly bizarre to see desu
>>34571404The world should be thrown into the abyss, fr fr.
>>34571404>starting to see looksmaxxing, blackpill, etc shit from the womenDo you not know what makeup is?Women have been looksmaxxing since the start of humanity
>>34571406im talking about the social culture, general pessimism, obsession, defeatism etc that is extremely common in these communities. Like those memes about girls who like nerds and the joke is some gigachad with glasses, 1:1 recreations of things like that but through a female lensnot something i see constantly of course but it is often
>>34569689Oh yeah, Jews sure hate AI.
>>34571380I think they just don't want to deal with the racist pics, regardless of who posts them
>>34571335What if he was okay with you keeping it open, but didn't want you to film with other guys?
>when you get the feeling a certain anon has interjected himself into a discussion and you immediately feel utter disgust you replied to him
>>34571404So you're working in one of the places where wome are the most selective and apply their most absurd dating criteria and you're surprised by people's stupid attempts to try and keep up?
I am watching a bunch of 1960s and 1970s movies, and the women back then were so much hotter.
>>34571387Just checked and he's sleeping without a boner, so somewhere in between.
>>34571421No, you do those just fine yourself, Jee
Proof that hair is integral to a man's appearance. Cherish your hair as long as you have them.
I'm having exams and I fucking hate college sessions
>>34571434Hair is only relevant for interacting with women. They're very good at spotting and getting icked by combovers, so this video is cope.
>>34571434Did they put makeup on him? I feel like they did his brows and gave him a tan.
>>34571434Not as much as for women, though. At least we can shave our heads and sometimes even compensate for it with a beard.
Why the fuck is this so hot?
>>34571442only hot if you're afflicted by terminal yellow fever.
>>34571442Casual lez shit will always be an easy way to make random guys horny.
>>34571442Now let's see her do that to a 6'2 215lb man.
>>34571440>At least we can shave our heads and sometimes even compensate for it with a beard.beards on bald guys is just a cope.
>>34571442Lots of women enjoy watching men fighting each other too, we aren't so different
>>34571451I like watching men work together for something neither of them benefit from, personally.
>>34571434>just ignore the glasses
>>34571450Not really. This often just occurs naturally because men usually go bald due to excess testosterone.Of course, a lot of women actually prefer more feminine men (especially Asian women), but there's nothing shameful about higher testosterone levels, just as there's nothing shameful about having a buff body, despite the fact that many women are not into that either.
I have to go to the hospital everday for treatment and every day I have to listen to the cute nurses giggling at everything the tall and handsome nurse (male) says for over an hour while they chat. Every day outside is a humiliation ritual for ugly men.
>>34571463He's filtering vane women for you
>>34571463>male nurseMore to do with the fact that he's tall and handsome. Female nurses lust after doctors. What kind of a man thinks "yeah, I want to clean up old peoples shit for a living"?
>>34571463There's a dirrect correlation between promiscuous women and giggling uncontrollably around tall guys. Checks out since they're nurses.
>>34571466Thankfully it's for 2 weeks only and I'm almost done with it.
>>34571434Anybody could have told him the sweaty, thin "metal" look is absolute ass on nearly everybody.
>>34571442Competence is attractive.>>34571451Your picture is more of a cat fight though, which is usually just laughable.
>>34571473>chadsexual incel once again can't keep his fetish to himself
noo anon don’t go bald you’re so sexy
GenderDid you know women get hurt a lot more in car crashes because car companies only use male weight-shaped dummies for car crash tests?
Guess you're the norm now. You normie
>>34571482>The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) today released new research proving that women are at higher risk of injury than men during vehicular crashes. This study underscores the importance of Trump Administration’s progress in launching the first-of-its kind advanced female crash test dummy, as well as the Department’s ongoing efforts to advance safety for American families. >According to the study, women have a statistically significant higher risk of injury than men in 26% of the 150 crash injury models, and women have a higher risk more frequently for moderate injuries.
>>34571485Trump's Administration are the good guys?
>>34571487Broken clock can be right twice a day
>>34571479So what? foids deserve some bad things in life.
>>34571488https://www.nhtsa.gov/press-releases/nhtsa-study-affirms-need-female-crash-test-dummy-approved-by-trump-administration
>>34571477>longer your than yourCalm down there, little buddy.One word at a time. :)
ENTJ, why do you take your name off? We know is you, we know you don't have a life outside this place.
>>34571500Anyone who is a regular
Moids, how big is your penis?
>>34571500I just don't know why this person keeps spamming.It's so pointless.
>>34571507small enough for me to resent it and contemplate smashing it with a hammer out of hatred
>>345715075 and a half inches, nothing to brag about honestly
>>34571507I have a grower that grows to around 15cm.
Cheesecake is nice
>>34571523That's what big cheesecake wants you to think.
>>34571307pewdiepie is already making linux more popular with normies, and valve too, by making gaming on linux more accessible.e-girls ruin everything they touch, it would only attract jeets and retarded coomers anyway and they'd shit up foss spaces.
>>34571523Women as pale as cheesecake are nice to look at.
When I see people expose their bare feet and toes in public in the Summer, it's very hard not to just stick my hand down my pants and start gooning then and there. Flip flops especially do it for me. That glimpse of rubbery sole. The creases in the flesh of the feet. Oh my God it makes me want to cum.
>>34571487America are the good guys, Trump administration are just shitty leadership of said good guys. They're like the incompetent captain of The Venture in Invincible, but with a small pee pee energy and an ego problem.
>>34571451Is that why women enjoy romance novels and shojo anime where men stab each other with swords and shit
>>34571527Is Pewdiepie even relevant anymore, I thought he was a big deal last decade and then faded away. He also I thought got canceled for making nazi jokes and being praised by mass shooters.
You tried to cum, but pee came out.You tried to pee, but cum came out.You are suffering.
>>34571540None of those things hurt his career. He went past 100 mil subs AFTER saying the n word on a livestream. He slowed down because he moved to Japan and he already made enough money.
Women, what makes life worth living to you?
>>34571540idk if he's still popular with normies, I found out about his newer vids through online friends but he seems to get quite a lot of views still. most of his newer content is wholesome family vlogs and tech related stuff, not sure if anyone is still seething over something he did 9(?) years ago. he's really going the full privacy route, grapheneos, linux daily-drivers, self-hosting, local AI. really fun to watch.
>>34571451And then they should fuck>>34571521I love growers
>>34571552Love
>>34571563What does love mean to you?
>>34571552The prospect of reaching my goals and starting a family.
>>34571565>starting a familyHow old are you?
>>34571566Mid 30's. I know I'm late, but I've made a lot of headway.
>>345715076.5” long, about 5” around.
>>34571570Lmao. Every bitch like you is a slut in her 20s then in her 30s suddenly wants a family.
>>34571559I think most women prefer growers.Why do you?
>>34571572I've always wanted a family and I didn't have any casual sex. But you don't actually care about me or my life, you just want to shit on women in general for some reason.
>>34569093Caravaggio is funny for deciding that we needed to see as much titty as possible in this painting of a woman murdering a man in his sleep
I went to this hotpot place with some asian friends and the decor was really cool. There was this lantern cover thing with a cute character printed on it, so I walked up to take a pic and suddenly it felt like everyone was staring at me like I’d committed a felony or something. Is it really that weird to take pics of a restaurant’s decor? Ended up having to awkwardly zoom in from my seat with my shitty phone instead.
>>34571574I’m pretty sure the overwhelming majority of men are growers
>>34571578nah, you are just a pussy
>>34571575>I've always wanted a family and I didn't have any casual sex.Your lies are pathetic. Nobody believes you.
>>34571564That's a hard question, but simplified across all forms of love, it's caring about someone else and their needs over your own. Love is selfless, patient, and unconditional.
>>34571582I believe her.
How do I RukiaMaxx?
>>34571585Then I have a bridge to sell you in China.
>>34571579I would have thought so too, but it probably depends on when you count somebody as grower or shower.https://www.urotoday.com/conference-highlights/eau-annual-congress-2023/eau-2023-press-releases/143104-difference-between-growers-and-showers-revealed.html>They found that men whose penis increases in size by more than 56% when erect compared to a flaccid state could be considered “growers”. Those who saw an increase in size of less than 31% were “showers”.>Most men in the study, however, fell into a “grey zone” in between the two categories. Only 24% of the men were growers while 25% were classified as showers.Damn, I'm an extreme grower, because I grow by around 100%.
WomenWho is the most attractive male pornstar?
>>34571588https://www.nature.com/articles/s41443-018-0053-3>The median change in penile length from flaccid to erect state was 4.0cm (1.0–7.0), and was used as a cut-off value defining a grower (≥4.0cm) or a shower (4.0cm). A total of 73 men (26%) fit the definition of a grower (mean change in length of 5.3cm [SD 0.5]) and 205 (74%) were showers (mean change in length of 3.1cm [SD 0.9]).My penis must be unique.
>>34571582I'm not lying, and plenty of people believe me. I'm also lucky enough to have the support of my friends and family. You being so unnecessarily awful on the internet isn't going to change anyone's mind about anything. You're just stewing in your own negativity for no apparent reason. What is your goal with this shitposting you're doing?
>>345715861. Be Japanese woman2. Do kendo3. Be short4. Get that haircut
I should learn how to cook. I would get some many women
>>34571595I think that thing about the quickest way to a man’s heart being his stomach is projection. Girls like food and men who can cook
>>34571597Correct, the quickest way is through his cumchute.
>>34571586>be 150 years old>get tittymogged by a teenage girl that eats whole ass loaves of bread
Why can't women like this be real???
There was a cute girl sitting alone on a park bench drawing in her sketchbook. I could have easily walked up and asked what she was drawing. I even had my own sketch book so I could have shown her my own drawings and we could have geeked out together. But also I was too scared, and she had headphones on which gave a high probability that she wouldn't have heard me and It would just be awkward. There's also the chance that drawing is her hobby she does alone in the park but she already has a bf back home.It's already too late to go back without looking awkward.Basically, I'll be alone forever
>>34571608You did the right thing, headphones usually mean "fuck off"
>>34571611That's what I thought, as I just walked past another girl sitting alone with headphones.
>>34571611I noticed girls with headphones on always dressing in the sluttiest way possible. Is this a shit test to see who is man enough to approach her anyway?>>34571608It's okay, it's no longer socially acceptable to talk to strangers. I had a similar thing happen last week when I should have approached a group of girls. You naturally feel like you should have approached a female you found attractive as a healthy man, but we now have almost 20-30 years of female teachers and feminists in the media who have brainwashed men into being scared to approach.
He said Brandy You’re a fine a girl What a good wife you would be!
>>34571606Even if they were you would never be with one
>>34571623girls like her have a preference for dark meat
why do women like to be choked
>>34571627It's natural instinct for women to want to be dommed, just as it is for men to want to dominate.
>>34571624It’s still a cartoon, relax
>>34571608Good call. Don’t talk to strangers and definitely don’t talk to anyone wearing a headset.
>>34571591I don’t know. I rarely see their faces
Anxious attachment
How many % of women are the kind that incels fearmonger about? Getting cummed in by random men at least once a week, that kinda thing.
What is she missing?
>>34571640Idk
>>34571641The other 80% of men teaming up to upend polygamist society so they can have a chance to marry and reproduce, obviously
>>34571641Polygamy usually arose in warlike societies were most of the men were away for war or dead. So the women were married to what few men remain. Those are not the 20% women sleep with. Is she fine with being married to the guys who weren't fit for military service?
>>34571640Wife is a sex therapist, says the number is so low there is no way to know. Way less than 1%
>>34571641Vast majority don’t want to be in a poly relationship or be in a stable of bang maids
>>34571608I think a lot of this has to do with if they look at you or not.E.g. if she looked up and at you, I would have pointed at her sketch and gave her a smile and thumbs up, but nothing more.But if she was clearly not interested in the people around her, then nothing more than a little smile.
I’m being ignored
>>34571641As you've been told hundreds of time before, stop posting xitter engagement-bait.
>>34571645Is that the women's problem or the men's?
>>34571666For both because civil unrest is inevitable when the majority of men know they have to kill to be in the top 20% to get a woman.
>>34571627They typically ignore or resist my rape threats :(
>>34571667Okay but you're making it the women's problem to marry a dangerous man otherwise she would be rated or killed otherwise?
>>34571667Normal mid men have gf's and wives all the time, just go outside. Nobody thinks this except "men" with AGP.
>>34571671Raped not rated
>>34571667That would be a good thing. It would be funny.
So many attractive women in Western countries being Feminists is just proof that no matter how easy your life is you'll always try to find some shit to complain about.
>>34571662By who?
>>34571667I see average as fuck guys all the time in relationship. You have intel brain rot and there is no cure
>>34571671Well yes it becomes a problem for women when men perceive that they have to fight for a wife.>>34571672>>34571679Did you not read the reply chain? This is in a hypothetical society where 80% of women are married to 20% of men, nothing to do with real life. Please read the thread before posting ever again.
>>34571677Which is good because they give you rights as well, men hurt men.
>>34571679>>34571672You've ignored the op here >>34571641
>>34571680Nah, you’re incel
>>34571685I accept your concession.
>>34571682Didn’t, saw it, responded to it.
>>34571686Cute. That’s not how anything works lol. Who did that to you and how long have you obsessed over it?
>>34571679Terminally online autists often find it hard to accept that social skills matter more than looks.
Why did my life get better when I started being selfish and making actual enemies?
>>34571647>Polygamy usually arose in warlike societiesActually the opposite.There was taht one study claiming that most men didn't procreat through history. What incels omit when citing it is the reason that study found: The bottleneck was entirely within societies where powerful men hoard women as status symbols.An extreme example are the Inca, where the Inca himself stashed up to 10.000 "wives" in fortress prisons under armed guards, with lesser officials still having hindreds to thousands women each. The average Peruvian peasant was relegated to forced inceldom while the women remained mostly unfucked under lock and key.Those societies were generally not warlike at all, as they did not have the stability to wage war.Case in point, the Inca: Collapsed the second a Conquistador went over their doorstep and told said peasants that they will let every man have his own woman if they take over.As a result, the Inca immediately vanished from history with a fart noise and zero resistance at all. Funny enough, it also shows you need armed guards, walls and death penalties to actually create the society that incels think they live in.
>>34571689Your response was ad hominem after I pointed out you misunderstood my post with your attacks, so yes that is how it works.
>>34571681>Which is good because they give you rights as well,Lmao sure
I hate how they stopped representing James Bond as an alcoholic sociopath and now he is this respectful cry baby
>>34571690Incels: always one step away from be a functional member of society
>>34571696I’ve never seen James Bond
>>34571698It is ok. Nothing special
>>34571702I could tell
>>34571679Its abotu a hypothetical society where 20% of women are hoarded by 80% of men. Such societies have actually existed IRL (see my effortpost), and were so unstable they immediately collapsed.
Who turned off the lights? I can't hear anything I am mute!
>>34571696He looks just like Ethan, lul.
If I’m ugly why say the opposite to me?
Starving Nigerians spend two weeks surviving on the back of ship rudders to in order to life live to the fullest and women want to kill themselves because their uncle thumbed their butt hole once and now Chad won't text back. It's absolutely crazy how the human perspective differs so greatly.
>>34571696Daniel Craig was such a fucking bore idk why they bothered with himLike even if you didn't like the Brosnan movies, at least he always looked like he was having fun
quick someone post another engagement bait twitter post for us to cryboom over
>>34571707Do you find him hot?
Bros and Hoes, I bought a rusty flintlock gun for absolutely no reason.
>>34571714Because it made them money, at least to a point.
>>34571710So true I wonder what makes this be
>>34571720UhHow much did you pay for that?
BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU
>>3457172720 bucks.
>>34571728Me right now
>>34571728I GOT YOU PICTUREI'M COMING WITH YOUDEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN
>>34571725Some people just circle jerk over the most miserable aspects of life all day instead of realizing that ultimately that is a very stupid thing to do and you can just choose not to be depressed.
>>34571716I'm not aroused by a video game character.
>>34571736Lol fucking nerd
>>34571729Lmao>overall decent condition except the damaged inlay right behind the muzzle>mother of pearl inlays>manufacturing date no later than the 19th century Its easily worth several hundred Eurobucks if not more. I assumr you don't have provenance papers snf , which would be better. The rust and the firing mechanism don't look llike a Replica, and neither do those use real Mother of Pearl for the inlays. Thats a collectors piece. Look here, probably from the same producer as yours: https://www.plakasauctions.com/auction-lot/an-ottoman-mother-of-pearl-inlaid-miquelet-flintl_e9a46cda48Also, thats not a flintlock, but a matchlock.
>>34571715Harambebros...
>>34571741He died the day after his birthday :(
>>34571744I am sure a monkey will care about his birthday.
>“in any intellectual confrontation between men there’s an implicit option of settling things with fists, and since it’s not an option when arguing with a woman, men are at a disadvantage.”Chat, is this trvke?
>>34571758Yes, I feel like a lot of women are so emotionally and verbally vicious is because they never got the shit beaten out of them. Of course that never stopped me, but I'm exceptionally hard-headed.
>>34571758>it’s not an option when arguing with a womanLol pussies
>>34571758>and since it’s not an option when arguing with a man, women are at a disadvantageFTFYThat's the whole thesis behind "women are afraid of rejecting men"
>>34571758You should go back to /r9k/.
>>34571758I can always hit her with my third leg
>>34571758Did you rike?>>34571715
>>34571758Not true. Men can and sometimes do physically attack women when they're arguing. I also dislike the implication that men are less intellectually capable than women. And I also hate the implication that women never physically fight each other or men.
Women why don't you go give your man a kiss on the cheek
Silly silly foids...They have no idea how much they get away with in life simply because we choose to hold back...
>>34571715Catch
>>34571775Raper
>>34571758Most domestic violence is mutual btwCouples will smack each other around but the man gets caught because they cause more injuries but that doesn't stop women from fighting
>>34571784I do
>>34571584How do I achieve love?
>>34571789Weren't they making a move to show the footage of him getting beaten up in Hawaiian airports to "gently remind" tourists not to do this?
Americans have no idea how easy they have it.They dont have the social hierarchy we euros have to live in
>>34571802my wife
Women really think the average man is some manipulative womanizer talking to like ten different women at once lol
>>34571803MY wife
>>34571805Thats actually super easy to explainWomen only see the top 10% of men as actually human, and after getting with one of them, and eventually getting dumped, they excuse their failure to lock the man down by rolling the blame on him.why are all the men in their view manipulative narcicists?because they all date the same men
>>34571795Yeah, but women start it slightly more oftenhttps://youtu.be/miuBd-JoDmg
>>34571811counterpointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0a2gBJAAw
>>34571801That would be peak tho.Hawaii, do et.
>>34569108I genuinely prefer smol flat titties so I'm going to say being able to go braless. I want to rub my cock all over a flat chest and rub my glans against her nipples and stuff. THINN women are fucking hot. I'm talking 105 lbs 5'7"-5'9"
I wish I had a sex drive
I want a kiss on the cheek from her
>>34571671All men are dangerous if that's your measure of danger. We're not talking about wild unpredictable behavior, we're talking about scarcity of resources and livelihood. Its like asking someone to just fucking starve to death instead of doing something about it. Laws only exist when society is mutually beneficial.Yes, women are resources for a society, just like military age men are a resource that the government tracks when birthrates decline.
I wish I didn't have a boner right now
>>34571822Just get rid of it
I'm afraid of a woman touching me because what if she brushes my hair and it's greasy.
>>34571816105 5'9" is horribly uncomfortable, cold and tired all the time and it hurts to sit on hard surfaces
>>34571823but I don't want to jerk off, that's what I meant the other day when I said masturbating when you don't want to is like raping yourself
>>34571825>it hurts to sit on hard surfacesI feel your pain
>>34571827Go rape yourself
>>34571825She can sit on my lap
>>34571825I mean presumably I'm not forcing that sort of weight. Some women just don't like eating, idk. I'm just saying I want to bone thinn women.
I’m 30 and still don’t have nasolabial folds. Why?
>>34571832You never get sun exposure
why is it that the more shy you are the more women want to talk to you?
>>34571818I wish i could convert that drive into actual sexual relations
>>34571794Do it now
>>34571834never happened to me
How good must the pussy have been? Like god damn he must have wanted it bad.
Sammich :3
>>34571584>>34571799>I love you.Why did you delete?
>>34571839I will be having chicken
>>34571839:3 :3
>>34571834That is patently false. Opposite from what's going on.
>>34571840He didn't mean it
>>34571844well, it happens to me, I don't know what to tell you anon
Women are you in your pretty girl era
>>34571836I can’t
>>34571849No I’m igly
>>34571847You're probably tall and hot in general.
>>34571851Plap
>>34571850Why not
>_<
>>34571857bitch
>>34571849Yep
>34571825I want to marry a woman shaped like this and get her to gain a little weight from pregnancy.
>>34571857why do you >_<
>>34571855Why else
>>34571862burned my mouth >_<
>>34571870rip
>>34571868What Just do it
How do I check my height? Haven't done that since I was 17 years old
>>34571878The fastest, easiest, and free way in 2026 is to post a video of yourself online claiming to be 6'5 and have that Asian guy debunk you and calculate your true height
>>34571878Have 1 friend
>>34571334decent chance it was a fake/nag
>>34571878It's similar to what it was back then
>>34571878Hold your hand where your head is and use a ruler to measure down from there to the floor. But be careful.
I should learn korean for when they implement the repopulation progra
>>34571888Killed by Korean authorities
>>34571873Are you dumb
I love my cat :3
>>34571892I love your cat too ;^)
>>34571881>>34571886>>34571887Thanks>>34571882Ah…
>>34571641>What is she missing?most women are naturally jealous or compare themselves to other women, the thought of being the sole romantic gaze of a man is positive to most, the idea of being the second best or less isn't positive, etc
I hate the sound of autotuned vocals in pop music.State gender, do you like it?
Chad lowkey doesn't even have it that great because the only women who are genuinely down bad for you and fangirl like a simp are the fatties, old women, and femcels. Stacy doesn't even really chase like that because she can bag another Chad easily, unless you're also low inhib and machiavellian as fuck you aren't getting that much high quality attention.
>>34571896MNo good music since 1920s
>>34571890Playing dumb yeah
>>34571896But yes I dislike autotune
I got blood on my non-blood pants :[
>>34571832Autism not emoting your face enough.
>>34571903*slurps blood*
>>34571896MI like it, but only sometimes. I assume it's all autotuned. Dua lipa has some good songs.
Google this for me.Is 70kg underweight for a 23 year old man?
pussy is priceless
>>34571905I have those and I don't emote enough, I don't think
>>34571909depends on your height
>>34571912I think it is between 166-68 maybe last time I checked a while ago
>>34571834similar to how women would think a baby cat or baby dog are approachable and generally harmless. Realistically, it's more they're making a book-cover assumption but wtv. They also feel more empathetic to their assumed plight, in that oh, the quiet one isn't talking to anyone, I can talk to him, as they would a her. There's a small element of pity too and they think they're being nicebut if you don't give enough back it's not like they're gonna want to be best friends
>>34571913Fatass
>>34571915I don't think so. Pretty sure I am underweight
>>34571916Fatass manlet
>>34571916here you go anonhttps://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/calculate-your-bmi
Men you have two options, which would you choose?1. No girlfriend2. You get a girlfriend but she is a NEET who doesn't cook or clean, is chubby, uses your card to doordash food, puts out maybe once a month, can't drive, makes you watch shitty drama TV shows, does literally nothing productive with her life whatsoever.
>>34571909https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html?cage=23&csex=m&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=10&cpound=160&cheightmeter=166&ckg=70&printit=0&ctype=metric&x=Calculate
>>34571920how chubby?
>>34571908>I assume it's all autotuned.And I don't understand why, because it all sound terrible to my ears.
>>34571920This is why I'm alone.
>>34571926I hate 80s pop though so idk. I don't know of any good pop songs from before 2000. But that may be because i am a metal guy mostly.
Women, how do you feel about foreign women doing sex tourism in your country?
>>34571919Thanks. Now I feel like I have to br taller than the last time I checked. 25 bmi when I put 168>>34571918I don't feel like a mantlet most people on street are my height or shorter or much taller dunno I think I will go to a doctor and check my self there
>>34571927I know numerous men who have done option 2
>>34571934>Thanks. Now I feel like I have to br taller than the last time I checked. 25 bmi when I put 168it happens, I swear two different doctors said I had different height even though I was wearing the same shoes
>>34571739Heh, nice. I knew it's a good deal, some old ladies sold it at their thrift store. It's not in great condition, some pieces are missing and it's very rusty but yeah, it's bretty old, someone into restoring these weapons might have a field trip with it. Maybe I'll find someone and give it to them or I'll just hang it up for decoration.
I had a dream I was under the dirt with her
>>34571939Should'vebrought an apple to keep them focused
>>34571696James Bond is so lame in every and any form, they should make him into a toxic Stacy
I'm gonna name my kids Stacy and Chad
>>34571942but that keeps them away!
>>34571944John or jane are safe options too
>>34571945They don'thave anywhere to go when you bring it in their office They will do anything you want
>>34571920once a month it is better to be alone
>>34571937Ok? And?
>>34571920This would all be somewhat tolerable chubby.
>>34571950Time to man up bro
>>345719201, but it would be 2 if regular sex + she doesn't have access to my card. I don't need much from a gf.
>>34571898>>34571931Gib music recommendations please.
>>34571951If she wasn't chubby so 1
>>34571952And here I was thinking I had a choice. What was the point of the question then?
NEET women are all either fat fucks or anorexic twigs
My tooth made a pop sound and now it really hurts
when I was a kid every time I did something everyone laughed and at the time I thought I was doing things wrong so I overcorrected and stopped emoting and doing anything when I was around people.I realize now that they weren't mocking me but uh yeah too late for that
>>34571960>anorexic twigsthis is a good thing
>>34571641This seems like the optimal reproductive strategy for women and idk why they're so against it
>>34571961U gonna die
>>34571961hyper death is coming next
>>34571911I would bet you lie
>>34571641That's how you get Middle Eastern levels of terrorist groups.
>>34571956You want metal recommendations?
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRWPt6BW/This is what I imagine the femanon from yesterday who can't banter being like.
How unbearable is it to date an insecure woman?
>>34571973well I try not to emote but I guess I smile more than I realize
>>34571962>too late for thatYou can still fix it.
>>34571978Hard to say, i don't have experience. But it probably has to be a mix of giving her reassurance and giving into her delusions.
>>34571975I'm asking you. Give me something you feel worth recommending.
I bought a ticket to this singles dating event and idk if I should go or not. Thoughts? I am 30 and single. Got out of a two year relationship in October. Worked on myself all winter and I am still doing a lot of internal work regarding attachment, and am currently trying to focus on building a good life for myself that feels full and fulfilling and shit. I am in really good shape, work out every day, I have a good career and make good money, I have a house, a dog and a garden, I play the drums and will play shows occasionally, I like wood working for fun, love cooking, have some solid friends / family that I see regularly, etc. my life is good but I really really want to know what it’s like to be in a healthy relationship. So I bought a ticket to this singles event for tomorrow night. I went to the event in November right after my break up and I met some girl and we made out in my car. It was weird. Never saw her again. I do want to be intentional about dating. But also often feel sad about being single and wish I had someone. I’m trying to fix this though. I had to skip the gym most of this week and I’ll probably have to skip tomorrow to make this singles event. I could go right after work and knock the workout in really quick but idk. I feel stupid for going to this thing. Like am I really that desperate? Idk. Maybe I’m over thinking it. What do you guys think?
>>34571978It's nice to feel like a daddy.
>>34571982I am trying, I just associate people laughing with me doing something wrong or embarrassing
GenderWhat candy should i get?
>>34571985I think you should go!
>>34571978Depends on if the insecurity is mixed with being avoidant.
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>>34571990Gummi bears.
>>34571990Albanese gummy bears
>>34571990don't eat candy, it will make you fat
>>34571990f, the most sour ones you can find
why do women like to watch gay porn? I remember my cousin showing me gay porn when I was a kid, it was gross
Haribo >>>> Albanese
>>34571999>women *goonersgooners aren't human, you can't try to understand their behavior measured on normal human behavior, they are their own species and whenever you ask yourself why they do something, the answer is without fail "because it makes their genitals feel good"
>>34571999The same reason men watch lesbian porn. Two of a thing you like is better than one for some.
>>34571991I want to. I probably will. I’m just nervous. But it’s also a lot less about meeting anyone as it is stepping out of my comfort zone
>>34572001Anything>gummy and jelly stuff
>>34571978It only becomes unbearable if helping her to manage her insecurities manages to completely eclipse my own needs.
>>34571990Albanian egirls.
>>34571980Happy anon
>>34572004>>34572005ok, but why show that to an 8 year old boy?
>>34572012I already told you, because "it made her genitals feel nice"you mistakenly wonder why a WOMAN would do this, but she's not first and foremost a woman, what form her genitals have is irrelevant because her dominant personality trait isn't being a woman but being a gooner and thus everything she does is in search of the next genital tingle, she would also have done this if she was born with a penis because that's just what gooners do
>>34571920No girlfriend. She sounds like a bad time.
>>34572012I'm not your cousin, anon. Ask them.
What does it feel like to toss a girl around?
>>34571999I'm sexually attracted to men so I like for the videos to feature men.If the videos have a man and a woman I tend to self insert or relate to the woman, and seeing that the sex is mediocre and she's faking it makes me less aroused. If there are 2 men I can imagine they're both getting something out of it and it's easier to self insert as the top since both options are men anyway.
Question for non-whore femanons, how does a man typically react when you refuse to put out fast and get pump and dumped?
>>34572017really good
>>34572017Exhilarating. I hope I get to do that again someday.
>>34572018have you thought about not watching porn?
>>34572017Makes boner
Plap
if she puts out on the first date I'm dumping her, I don't trust a woman like that
>>34572021With non whore men that topic doesn't even come up before you're in a committed relationship because they too don't want to escalate physical intimacy before being sure.
>>34572024>asking a gooner to not act like a gooner for one secondlol anon
>>34572024No, why? I watch it a few times per year if that. I get that the industry is bad and all but it's not like I'm paying or watching ads, I mostly just go on /gif/ or look at the webms I've already downloaded.
>>34572017Easy.
Hello my baby Hello my honey
>>34572021In my limited experience, men coming up to you and hoping for very casual dating/sex will gauge if you seem down for that. Questions like if you like to party or if you date a lot. I have had at least two guys that I remember lose interest when they realized I was quite inexperienced for my age and in their eyes I guess took everything too seriously. I never did online dating though and I imagine it is more difficult to avoid it then, guys are more serious about hiding their intentions or actively making you believe they are (about to be or already) committed to you, from what I heard.
>>34572035I never understood this joke because frogs can't sing
>>34572001You probably like your steaks well done and salivate when you see shoe leather, you uncultured philistine.>>34571999>why do women like to watch gay porn?Technically lesbian porn is gay porn.
I just want to sleep and jerk off
>>34572033>why?idk just asking, as long as you are not like those weirdos that goon 8 hours a day then you are fine I guess
I want to buy a woman pajamas and have sex with her.
>>34572043>JH >not gooning for 8h a day
Reading r/bigdickproblems just to feel something
>>34572021Women are all naive midwits, they literally aren't smart enough to recognize that some lanklet dude with broccoli hair is manipulating them. That's why fathers used to have to approve of their daughter's suitors. Now fathers don't have that power, nor are most of them even in their daughter's lives at all.
>>34571985Definitely go. Bailing on yourself will both be a relief and probably also make you feel like a loser in a different way. You want to be intentional about dating and you bought a ticket. Don't stand yourself up. Plus in hindsight if you bailed it is probably quite easy to imagine if you just would've gone, it would have been a blast, and there is no way to know anymore. Now you can still find out.
>>34572038I don't understand this picture.
>>34572021All kinds of waysAngerGuilt tripping meSometimes he doubles down and acts like he wants a relationship while doing nothing else to prove that
>>34572021How should I know, I block men when they bring up sex or meeting irl
>>34572055lmao childish.
WomenWould it be an ick if a guy told you he listens to music like this?https://youtu.be/7h7bnYA1LXE?si=AWIhlDV0OlrsIBK-
>>34572051The cartoon character on the right is imagining having sex with the cartoon character on the left. The joke is sex!
>>34572055Why waste their time then
>>34572059Anon is evil.
>>34572055based
I did my taxes femanon. Are you proud of me?
>>34572048I should post there
>>34572056>>34572059>dating is supposed to be about getting your hands on her body as fast as possible This is why you're single btw.
>>34572067I never said that, you N
>>34572068You implied it, childish.
>>34572067Read properly.
>>34572056Interested in hearing what your mature response would be if one of your bros revealed he's only been talking to you because he wants to nut in your ass and that he isn't willing to wait much longer>>34572059They're the ones wasting my time, I'm pretty clear about my boundaries early on
>>34572051The original is two women with different body types looking at each other in the locker room and thinking, "I wish I had her body." Instead in this one, Charlie is envious of Vaggi's body and Vaggi wants to touch Charlie's uterus with her tongue.
Men, do you ever see a very pretty girl in public and just tell yourself that talking to her isn’t even worth it, so you’ll just find a video of naked girl that look like her and jerk off to it.
>>34572079Yes
>>34572079NoDo women do this with men they find attractive?
>>34572077LET BRO CUM
>>34572069No
>>34572079I don't talk to any women
>>34572079not the first part but the second ye
>>34572079Even though words on atoga can make me horny for specific things, that's not really a thing irl.I'm kind of surprised myself desu.
Being celibate isn't fun.
>>34572092Loss
WomenHow do I make a girl wish to talk more about herself? Do I have to ask intimate questions or what?
>>34572079I saw a 10/10 with huge tits once. I was rattled.
>>34572096so stop doing that?
>>34572077>They're the ones wasting my time, I'm pretty clear about my boundaries early onDo you at least send them your tits?
>>34572096Good morning sar
>>34572101I'm beginning to consider it. I have a religious obligation to stay celibate until marriage, though... I feel like I should stay celibate regardless of what I want.
>>34572079>do you ever see a very pretty girl in publicNo, I only leave my house when nobody else is out
ALL I WANNA DO IS FUCK IT UP!
>>34572098I hope autism soon gets bred out of existence, this shit is painful to observe.
>>34572107All I wanna do is fuck in any position!
>>34572104You are never getting arranged marriage to Manjula for sexy time sar
>>34572098just search for dating conversation frameworks. It is great for retards
>>34572104LMAO
>>34572104>coomer trying to not act like a coomer once challenge impossible
>>34572112Of course I'm not. Isn't she still married to Apu? Does Manjula even get to exist in modern Simpsons now that her husband is a voiceless background character?
>>34572115Challenge possible, just not fun.
>>34572096Are you truly celibate or do you just abstain from sex? Because self love is more fun than sex and there's nothing celibate about it.
I caught torontopajeet getting his ass kicked off /r9k bro is so pathetic he can’t even defend himself against other brownoids, will post the full video next time I upload
>>34572119Moaning about not being able to stick your genitals into someone else's genitals is still coomer behavior.
>>34572121True, I guess I'm not really celibate. I do masturbate. I just abstain from sex.
>>34572108I do not have autism. I am just very asocial and want to change. What is autistic about my question?
Fuck that guy
>>34572117Shut the fuck up and take your daily BWC up the ass good little faggot slave
>>34572123It's pretty normal human behavior, I would think?
>>34572125Lol
But daddy I love him!
>>34572129>gooner thinks being a gooner is normal Unfortunately it's normal, as in widespread npc default state, but not normal in the sense of it being sane and healthy.
>>34572126>thinking I'll waste my time trying to explain common sense to an autistI don't want you to breed, why the fuck would I help you?
>>34572079Yeah
Odd way to spend your day
>>34572134>>34572133You're a cunt and should lower your tone
>>34572131sure up bitch, get back to work
>>34572136>>34572137>malding has reached a new level
>>34572136Eh, it's only the fourth time today that I'm cumming.
I’m having a crush I feel like I’m going to throw up
>>34572141Sigh. Who is the object of your desires now.
>>34572141Who's the lucky bro or sis brosis
anons please stop molesting your genitals that's not ok
>>34572148It feels s ogood
>>34572141Give it a month. I had a crush on one PURE church girl recently. I don't have it anymore.
>>34572128go send more feet pics to egirls, entjee
>>34572134I said I'm not autistic. Are you retarded or on your period rn since you're so mad for no reason?
>>34572141I've had one for like half a year
>>34572153Very autistic post.
What's with all the trolls today
>>34572148Only if you post your hands.
Need moid arm pillow
>>34572148Well I have to molest something.
>>34572161My arm isn't pillowy, this is why I'm single.
>>34572161They sell those
>>34572161Need foid to hold.
>>34572161Need to grab bob to lower blood pressure
>>34572152Lmao I think you’re talking about the old ENTJ the new one is way better
>>34572150it feels even better if you wait a few weeks>>34572158I already did that not my fault you didn't save it.>>34572162no you don't have to anon
Need foid to stretch out on the couch next to me and rest her legs on my lap.
>>34572169Waiting is worthless.
>>34572168nah. youre the same old sad lonely incel loser
>>34572157What's with all the trolls every day?
green eyes are so pretty
JAI HIND
>>34572046Fix your radar. I have no attraction towards gay men.
Why does no one love INTPs?
>>34572181I love them. I am one.
>>34572174I have green eyes and they're not particularly pretty.
>>34572078Is Charlie the tall one? She has the better proportioned body. Why does she wish for a downgrade?
>>34572181I don't think that is true
I have never seen anyone here mention my mbti type ever
He’s going to leave me. I’m going to get my just desserts
>>34572172I am the REAL entj
genderpeanut butter or cheese flavored sandwich crackers?
>>34572181You are perceived by others as a condescending know-it-all
>>34572184show it
>>34572189>I’m going to get my just desserts?
>>34572191FBoth
>>34572193I'm a guy.
>>34572191what in the amerilard
>>34572174Bright brown eyes are very pretty too
>>34572196and?>>34572198truee, my friend has gorgeous light brown eyes
>>34572156Very period blood coated post.
>>34572196show it
>>34572189What's going on?
>>34572203
>>34572205calm down dear
>>34572205BLOND MALE JUMPSACRE
>>34572206I have the fear.
>>34572207I'm not blond, I have brown hair.
>>34572205Schizophrenic
>>34572205Can you stop staring like that? and are those even green?
>>34572191MCheese. Definitely cheese.
>>34572191FPB unless the cheese is spicy
>>34572211>>34572212jelly
Damn, feminists really made young men extremely angry, huh? In hindsight it feels like this was all planned.
>>34572215Mine are blue I've got nothing to be jealous of>>34572218You guys can stop now
>>34572215he is doing a psycho stare
>>34572220I had to open my eye wide or else my eyebrow was casting a shadow.
>>34572215>implying anyone would be jealous of diarrhea colored soulless holes
I have boring dark brown eyes :(
>>34572222if your diarrhea is green you should see a doctor
>>34572181You’re my bitch faggot
Men, how much can you lift and how big are your arms
Do they really call coins Big Tex Tokens in Texas
>>34572228Not muchNot very
>>34571758no, men are at disadvantage because they're stupid
>>34572225>implying that's a nice green
>>34572228I am short and can barley lift a bag of rice over my shoulders, I am a failure to my own race, it’s over saars
>>34572228~200lbs, not very
>>34572228I don't lift but they have some muscle. At least they aren't wobbly
>>34572228I can lift you
>>34572238go away qt
>>34572238sexo
>>34572238Nigga you look like Kyle Rittenhouse
>>34572240qt has blue eyes
>>34572244Ty
Do femanons like pale lanky men with dark hair ?
>>34572248this is blue, idiot
>>34572185The joke is more about how badly Vaggi wants to fuck her.
>>34572190There's only one real entj and his name is croc, you impostor>>34572188You're probably some observant person
>>34572254that’s green
>>34572246I look like Alan Moore but a little less hairy>>34572254They're green you double idiot
>>34572228about 4000 and yes
Once my beard grows back in I'll be unstoppable.
I miss flirting with women
>Once my beard grows back in I'll be unstoppable
>>34572275Me too.
>>34572276But... I'm white...
>>34572278Swathoid kill yourself
I want his body but his face is offputting
>>34572280I'm literally as white as possible, I'm 100% British with a red beard.
>>34572278By the way, i am spreading propaganda online about bearded men. I am eliminating my competition.
He’s having a melty after getting kicked off /r9k for being Indian lmao
>>34572286Why did they make him into Nazi?
>>34572254nta but i think you might want to consider https://calculife.com/ishihara-blue-green-color-blind-test-online/
>>34572283My beard is longer than your dick manlet
>>34572281Just close your eyes
>>34572281Ouch
>>34572281Put paper bag on it
>>34572181If you're productive they might like you, but if you are an intp there is a 99% chance you have depression
Does /atoga/ agree?
>>34572303MI don’t think it’s really like that, but I do worry I talk too much sometimes.
>>34572300>but if you are an intp there is a 99% chance you have depressionDamnWhy is that?
Should I buy a dirty used thong from a cute egirl?
>>34572310One time I was at a thrift store and there was some old fat and bald guy rummaging through the woman's underwear. I almost threw up.
How do I bring myself to genuinely care about women? Would magic mushrooms help?
>>34572310Probably not, anon.
>>34572314why the fuck would you try to do that? that's like trying to force yourself to eat shit
>>34572313I'm not an old fat bald guy looking to wear panties, I'm just lonely and have never felt or smelled a woman before.
>>34572322I don’t think buying dirty underwear is a solution to that problem.
>>34572306it comes with extra brainworms
>>34572322>I'm just lonely and have never felt or smelled a woman beforeThat's exactly how it started for that moid too.
Thinking about panties now. Stupid hairless ape brain
>>34572323It might not be a solution, but it could be a palliative.
>>34572334Crusty cheesy pooey panties.
>>34572339Quiet, you.
>>34572341Sharts and yeast infections.
I bought a back extension bench
>>34572339>>34572342Nope. Attractive healthy woman panties smell like flowers, pee, and sweet musky BO.
You really don't hate gooners enough.
I’m horrible ima. Horrible person
>>34572354What didja do Hitler
>>34572306>insecure introvert so very likely to be perma-alone>prefers theory to practicality as a rule, so few tangible achievements but a wealth of knowledge in mostly useless bullshit>allergic to routine and rules so struggles in work environments
WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON EATERNELONG YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA
we are almost in june jesus christ
I love watermelon!
>>34572365It's just chewable water
>>34572364soon we'll be getting closer to christmas again
>>34572367>>34572367>>34572367
>>34572370how is that even possible????
how many wieners?
>>34572369And it's amazing
>>34572370>>34572374Someone has to stop the insanity, this can’t go on
>>34572286Wtf, they made him look worse in every way.His hair looked great long, and he needed the beard to hide that chin.
>>34572370I hate Christmas, October and Halloween is best.
>>34572281This is what is know as a butterface. Oh wait, that doesn't work if he's a moid. Buttisface?
>>34572383Butthead
>>34572254Looks more greenish to me.
>>34572385Better than that stupid thing I said.
Overproducing mucus again
>>34572354You're amazing yourean. Amazing person
