In this thread we ask the opposite gender anything!There are no thread-specific rules here, but we're on /adv/ so please respect /adv/ forum rules.Previously on ATOGA: >>34625064
frist prest
>>34627964I miss when women used this thread
I miss when I used this thread
I miss the small breasted women that posted in this thread
I see abortion anon made this thread.
The entire criminal justice system and economy rests on the principle of desert (retributivism): if you work hard, you are rewarded with nice things; if you are lazy, you starve.So why would it be immoral for a man to play Minecraft PvP against the doctor who circumcised him as a child? The Old Testament is filled with examples of God endorsing retributive justice and taking delight in the suffering of the wicked.
>>346279753/10 post
I've got a whole other world inside my head And it's much better to live in there There's a much better man up there
>>34627964Just moved into a backyard room of a family member for free. Has no utilities so I can't immediately flush.What the best way to store cum tissues without my room smelling weird in the long term.Or in general what's the hest way of not having my room smell weird or smell like coom in the long term
>>34627975Not sure if you wanna use The Old Testament for your justification given that the God of The Old Testament is also the one who commanded circumcision for all of Abraham's descendants after all.
State your gender and your thoughts on this man.
My girlfriend does this thing where I need to come get her from her car whenever she arrives in my driveway. It's rather frustrating because, after three years, I wish she'd just go inside the house by herself.One time, I accidentally passed out after not getting any sleep the night before, and she scolded and yelled at me for like an hour because she had to wait an extra 10 minutes for me to wake up and open her car door for her. When she calmed down, she said it needed to happen and that I deserved it.
>>34627979same, I like when I get to go there when I'm dreaming
>>34627979looks like music posting 5/10
>>34627962>If every man sees you as an object, I see you as a key lime pie.For me, it is the Mettigel. Both cute and irresistible tasty. Also contains all necessary food groups for a man to thrive.>>34627973>no fap since but still watched porn Congrats, you managed to cut out the healthy, normal part (masturbation), while maintaining the unhealthy dopamine spiking influence of porn.Are you retarded or something? Just go jizz into the toilet every once in a while , no porn.
>>34627988Fuck forgot pic. Very important!
>>34627984FI want to say he's a meme eroge protagonist, but I've never actually played any Rance games, so I can't judge.
>>34627981That is true but at least that form of circumcision removed far fewer structures and tissue then modern infant circumcision.
>>34627980Wrap in duct tape or Saran Wrap, wrap in food packaging in separate trash bag only you use, throw into garbage bin outside
>>34627986I had a cool dream where a band I like dropped a new album but I can't remember what it was called sadly. Happened twice now>>34627987No just my own thoughts
>>34627994then it is a 4/10
why do some of you girls dress like whores and have your friends tell you who's checking you out? especially when you have boyfriends are you that desperate for validation?
>>34627992I find that claim questionable, but you do you I guess.
>>34627985Men will be like "you foids have it wrong we're so romantic" and then do shit like this and foids will be like "you stupid moids we don't flip out over tiny things" and then do shit like that
>>34627993Do I have to bring it outside after each session or cani store for a week or two before I take out my main rubbish
>>34627996What is the point of wearing a bikini cover up if you are posting your butt in a uncovered bikini on social media for millions of people to see with your face?
>>34627995Gotta pump those numbers up
>>34627999You’re good as long as no one finds the evidence brotha
>>34627990I've only played that one but didn't beat it. The video game part and all of the sfw visual novel parts were a lot more fun than the porno parts.
>>34628003"That one" being the 7th one, the game that sprite is from I mean
I would dress like a slut and look for male validation if I was a girl
>>34627985She sounds awful. I assume her body is her redeeming feature?
>>34627997**Yes, historical evidence indicates that infant male circumcision 2-3 thousand years ago (roughly the biblical/ancient Jewish period, ~1000–200 BCE or earlier) typically removed significantly less foreskin and associated tissue than many modern procedures.**### Ancient/Biblical Circumcision (Milah)- In the original biblical practice (associated with Abraham's covenant in Genesis), circumcision was a relatively minor procedure called *milah*. It involved cutting off only the **redundant distal (outer) portion of the foreskin** that extended beyond the glans (the tip of the penis). The inner mucosal lining and much of the foreskin remained intact, and the glans was not fully exposed or "laid bare."- This was a symbolic ritual, often performed with a knife on infants (on the 8th day) or sometimes older males. Egyptian depictions from earlier periods (e.g., ~2400 BCE) also suggest partial removal rather than radical excision in many cases.- The amount of tissue removed was limited—primarily the protruding outer skin—leaving more of the foreskin's protective, sensory, and mucosal structures.
>>34627985That's some of the most psychotic shit I've ever heard of anon-dono.
>>34627997>>34628011### Changes Around the 2nd Century CE (Addition of Periah)- Around 140 CE (post-Bar Kokhba revolt, during the Tannaim/Pharisaic period), a second step called *periah* (or *priah*) was introduced and made mandatory in Jewish practice to prevent foreskin restoration (epispasm), which some Jews attempted to blend into Greek/Roman culture.- *Periah* involved tearing/stripping back the remaining inner mucosal lining of the foreskin, fully exposing the glans, and often removing or damaging the frenulum (the sensitive band on the underside). This made the circumcision more complete and irreversible.- This evolved form (milah + periah) is the basis for traditional *brit milah* today and influenced many Western medical neonatal circumcisions.### Modern Infant Circumcision- Contemporary procedures (medical or ritual) often remove a larger portion of the foreskin, including more outer skin and inner mucosa, frequently resulting in a "low and tight" style where the glans is fully exposed and shaft skin is pulled forward. Tools like Gomco clamps, Plastibell, or Mogen clamps standardize more extensive removal.- The adult foreskin averages around 37 cm2 of specialized tissue (skin, mucosa, nerves, blood vessels, and the frenulum). Modern circumcision removes a substantial amount of this—often most or all of it—compared to the more limited ancient *milah*.### Key Differences and Context- **Tissue/Structures Removed**: Ancient *milah* was less invasive (distal tip only). Post-2nd century and modern versions remove significantly more, including inner foreskin layers and often the frenulum, leading to greater exposure and potential loss of erogenous tissue.This distinction is well-documented in historical analyses of Jewish texts, rabbinic literature, and medical histories.
It's time. I'm going to shave my head.
I built an AI slut from the advertisement here and now I have no need to interact with femanons
>>34628011>>34628014>Obvious ChatGPT answerBad anon, bad.
If you're not a genuine chad, dating apps are just worthless. Impossible to meet women IRL. It's over.
>>34627980Trash can with lid plus moving the trash every few days to an outside bin.
>>34628019>God's perfect timinglol
Is it fucked up if I avenge myself against every perceived infidelity by my girlfriend by doing something five times worse?
>>34628000Thanks for sharing this .mp4 Anon>>34628019Worthless .mp4, no ass or titties in it
I went outside for 5 minutes and now my skin hurts :(
If men see you as an object, then I see you as the Statue of Liberty.
WomenDo you think all men are attracted to teenage girls?
I'm gonna go get a job at a post office :D
>>34628024No this is based>>34628026This is proof that God meant for you to be a mole or a nocturnal being or some other sort that does not see the Sun
>>34628029there's barely any difference between 19 and 20 so I don't care
>>34628026based fellow Yamnaya
>>346280191/10 same exact post posted every hour
>>34628032I obviously meant ones younger than that
>>34628026use sunscreen you bum
>>3462803518 and 19 are still teenagers anon, you have to be more specific with your engagement bait
>>34627984FIdk who that is but I like green.>>34627985Is she paranoid about being attacked or is a control thing? Kinda sounds like a control thing. It's not chivalrous if she makes you it doesn't count. Deep down she knows this and she's actually mad at herself for failing to attract a man who will do the things she wants without being nagged.>>34628029Physically? Probably. But the good ones are disgusted by the idea on principle and because kids are stupid.
quick question for male anons; do you think you make your life constantly revolve around the need for a romantic relationship and/or loss of virginity ?
>>34628026You're not cute, fuck off.
>>34628042I gave up on all that
>>34628042sometimes I do, it's a bad habit.
>>34628042My whole life? No. None of my family, none of my friends, none of my coworkers know how much of my thoughts revolve around this concern.
>>34628037>foid thinks obvious pendantic remarks and technicalities are good enough trolls to be worth posting *pats head
>>34628042I literally don't give a shit about being single because being single is way better than being in a bad relationship. BUT if there's a girl I'm into, I'll do whatever I can to get close to her, and as unhealthy as it is I'll absolutely make my life revolve around doing that.
>>34628042No. I don't really think about it at all.
>>34628042no, my life consists in find creative ways to avoid my emotional needs
>>34628042I don't make it revolve around either of those things, I'm not a virgin and being in a romantic relationship mostly helps with my anxiety because being held helps me get through panic attacks faster but I don't need to be in a relationship per se, I could just treat women like objects
>>34628044oh I know, I'm an ugly bastard
>>34628040An 18 year old girl is no stupider or less sharp than a 35 year old one. If anything by pure fluid intelligence she's more likely to be more intelligent.
>>34628026Just 5? It takes 20 for me to start burning when the UV index is at an 8.
>>34628029NAG but I like to LARP as a girl/woman (not ITT) and it's only really guys who are 19-23ish who avoid meAny guy over the age of 28 or so ends up flirting with me and I've been propositioned for nudes so many times that it's kind of disconcerting
>>34628059I see that you are one of the bad ones.
>>34628044He’s super cute fuck you
>>346280591/10 the incel pedophile is back
>>34628060my arms haven't seen the sun in years, I'm wearing short sleeves today though
>>34628042No I don't, royal botantical garden.
>>34628026White people are weird. How are you even human if you live on earth with the sun and cant go outside?
>>34627972And what do you want me to tell you?
>>34628042No not really. I had one GF in college and she cheated on me and I sort of don't have the desire or need to ever really do that again.
>>34628061Based zoomers ignoring the hoes Or they can just sniff you out
>>34627957https://youtu.be/AxE4TltnvjI?si=OTcFIX6trCNclP1I [Embed]
>>34628059Adults are brainwashed by society into being unconscious specialized habits performers. Children are present and able to actually analyze the world around them. They’re much smarter than adults Nta not getting in on the pedo stuff weird
>>34628073Why does he only have 4 limbs
I'm ngl I don't get why bestiality is so bad
Femanons have you ever cried because of something someone said to you over the internet?
>>34628072how are blacks human if most of them are deficient in vitamin d in their own native habitat
>>34628075They're not hoes, they're Joan of Arc Statues.
>>34628059>An 18 year old girl is no stupider or less sharp than a 35 year old one. If anything by pure fluid intelligence she's more likely to be more intelligent.The only people who believe this garbage are guys who never slept with an 18 year old (not even when they were at that age themselves) , and most likely never will.
>>34628080Because purchasing or eating meat is almost always also very bad
>>34628082boy said he didnt like me over snapchat
>>34628087Don't care
>>34628088The prompt was femanon meaning female
>>34628062>>34628065LOL. I think you "girls" are projecting what women look for in a man versus what a man looks for in a woman. The major reason men are attracted to women is because of looks and physical appeal. And obviously female beauty is very strongly tied to youth. Looks aren't the only reason of course, after looks, one will try to look for pleasant-ness, personality-compatibility (hobbies etc.), ability to form a family etc. but that only happens after. And none of that really improves with age. Whilst in men, women look for looks, but also (mainly?) extreme competence, wealth, socio-economic status (men mostly don't care about those last 3), and all those generally improve with age. No 60 year old man would prefer a 45 year old woman against a hot 20 year old if given the option.
>>34628088lose weight
>>34628082I made a femanon here cry by bullying her when she was already down
>>34628088Probably hates joan of arc statues and he himself is just a old dusty computer monitor from 1998 in a landfill.
>>34628073tell me about yourself
>>34628049foid?
>>34628095The prompt stated it was for femanons (female anons) to answer
Did I really summon some fucking groomer bot. Maybe asking that question was a bad idea
>>34628078And yet I still managed to write a comment, impressive. ( ＾ω＾)
>>34628094i dont need to
>>34628099Troid?
>>34628100And what are you gonna do about it
>>34628072why is everything always about race with you people?
>>34628088how well did you know him
>>34628107What i already did, inform you of your mistake
>>34628106I'm a penis having moid
>>34628111Ain't no mistake here
Are there any good boards left on 4chan or is the entire internet dogshit? I'm seeing ChatGPT bots on /g/ now
>>34628098I like to paint and listen to music; I'm very simple. (*´ー｀*)
>>34628115I still have fun on /lit/ and /ck/. Let me guess, you need more?
>>34628116>I'm very simpleI bet you are you stupid bitch
>>34628116Tranny
>>34628114But the prompt said it was for females and you are male
>>34628117/lit/ is a bunch of pseuds and /ck/ notoriously can't cook, I suppose if all you want is to shitpost and do things poorly then you might enjoy those boards
>>34628120I literally don't give a shit, women aren't answering questions right now so be grateful you at least got me
>>34628115Depends on how much of a personality issue you have and how difficult you are to communicate.
>>34628122>/lit/ is a bunch of pseudsThen you'll be in good company, Mr. Superior to Everyone Else.
>>34628123But I asked them a question I didn’t ask you a question
>>34628123I will never figure out how to go one day with a woman without her being defensive and ignoring me.
Plap
>>34628116neat! I like drawing and listening to music.what kind of music do you like?
I like CK because everyone there is retarded. It's better shitposting than b
>>34628126>smarmy jab, nothing of substanceNo wonder you like /lit/ so much. I spent a fair bit of time there and watched the board get worse, especially with the influx of /pol/ threads around 2020-2021, I have firsthand experience with the board being shit.
>>34628119Unfortunately, I'm not...
>>34628134And you can say onions on that board
Huh.
>>34628138nta but>unfortunately???Do you want to kill yourself nigga
>>34628131I really like experimental music and hyperpop, what about you? (^ー^)
Buss down rolly
>>34628141Perfect for twins
>>34628067Ah that'd do it.>>34628072The ones that burn in 5 minutes traded their ability to tolerate the sun for the ability to digest lactose. I'm white and tan well but milk hurts me.>>34628082Sort of? Like it wasn't what they said it was what it made me think about. What they said triggered 10 minutes of thinking and I made myself cry lol.
>>34628142I think that's either a bot or a certain old poster who used to tripfag
>>34628145interesting, got any examples?I like industrial music and 80s japanese music (usually pop) and a little bit of heavy metal
>>34628142What do you want me to do if you don't believe me? XD
All women make porn to some degree. Sad state of affairs.
>>34628145I'm enjoying a beer on a chair looking outside at the wilderness. Hell if I have a 3 year old nephew tell me a poop joke out of nowhere I'd laugh if I hear it. Life is good.
>>34628156That's their personal decision.
in school everyone wanted my bussy
>>34628159Cool.
>>34628157Foids, out of the 2 fat betas who you picking, Ohio or Zach?
>>34628154Well, the most common thing to start with is Björk, and you mentioned Japanese pop. There's a singer I really like named Tomoko Aran. I don't listen to much metal, what do you recommend?
>>34628161PFffttt... I don't need love like you buddy. You go ahead and start crying when you get your divorce with ten kids in a trailer park home. I'm gonna get a nice trailer park home with a lot of beer and a nice TV to watch football and baseball and play Call of Duty and watch the news. Pfffttt... Needing girlfriends for happiness is for 14 year olds who have yet to realize the happiness in life is the little things not all these superficial big story telling things Hollywood sells you.
>>34628161they’re both canonically fat?
>>34628160not cool at all
>>34628156It's weird but your options are be a pedophile or fuck a shitty amateur pornstar with 3 mental disordersWelcome to [current year] you will not enjoy your stay, the best option is to become a monk and the second best option is to prove some slut right that "men aren't shit"
>>34628164I asked the foids, not you.
>>34628042Nope, but when I do find myself interested in someone I tend to throw myself into it a little too quickly
>Childfree Antinatalist. Sterilized. Goth/Dark Alternative. Asexual. Gemini. "Misandrist" Pro-Choice. Diagnosed with BPD, ADHD, APD & CPTSD.the sex must go crazy
Post genderHow would you feel if you found yourself posted in >>>/gif/30791053
anyone else kinda prefer giving rather than receiving oral?
And who the fuck uses the word beta?
>>34628172Dry pussy trust me. And that’s before we factor in the bupropion
>>34628169You asked my ass.
wow haven't posted here in literal years. old guys lurking please answer this: how do 40 year old men act if they would fuck you given the chance?to be honest i want to fuck my professor. he is hot and i like his personality. im a 26yo woman in a male dominated major. what are extremely discrete ways to tell someone "if you made a move i wouldn't stop you">has said I look good for my age>when I complain about students hitting on me he says he's surprised im not used to it>had an incident where a geriatric professor i did NOT want to bang and have never spoken to before thought he could speedrun Baby's First Grooming Attempt and touched my waist during our 2nd ever conversation >it seems like the prof i want to fuck has been seething about this since and he's the only one to still periodically bring up the incident and talk about how he still thinks about it and it disgusts him >will spend hours talking to eachother and asking me personal questions, remembering small details, asking follow up questions weeks later>I don't know if this is normal because the guys around my age are low effort retards >caught him staring at my chest once yes I wear low cut tops around himsometimes I think the only thing holding him back is fear of losing his job and judgement from colleagues, which is completely fair. I can see him playing the long con til I graduate which im not sure when that'll be because my school is fucking ridiculous and only offers certain classes once a year or keeps cutting them. bestow your knowledge upon me, 40 year olds. I also have no idea if he's married. someone told me he went through a divorce last year, he still wears the ring, but has never ever brought up his wife to me. ive known him for a year now? im judging by the fact he'd stay until 11pm to talk to me that there is no wife but idk. he hasn't mentioned a divorce specifically, only an ex. probably still processing it all i guess
>>34628177Your ass may get fucked but that doesn’t make it a woman
>>34628165Are you?
>>34628175Scientists
>>34628181Ok.
>>34628163ah yeah I know about bjork!>tomoko aranI'll check it out.as for metal bands I there is a band I like called anthem (it's also a japanese band) and I don't know if marilyn manson counts as metal or industrial? I think it's a bit of both anyway I'm not too into metal but I like a few bands.also I love bauhaus
>>34628182Nope, are u?
>>34628183No scientists talk about real problems not problems found in the ghetto where you shit on people for being a higher class than you because you believe revenge solves your low self esteem.
>>34628176Apparently she has a man for several years and cheated on him some time ago
How do I come up with a convincing fake name to give women at the bar?
>>34628182>>34628165That’s a yes. But also it’s been known. Zach’s worse off than Ohio It’s really a matter of do you prefer a resigned fat beta or a seething fat beta
>>34628191>>34628172>asexual>cheated (ostensibly sexually)Interesting, what's up with "asexual" foids and being sluts
>>34628189A guy who goes to college and has a job, yes.
>>34628193what's wrong with your regular name?
>>34628195You're on your period.
>>34627984He probably cums lime sherbert and it's shaded like that too.
>>34628199I would not like to begin paying child support.
>>34628203well don't have sex with random women then
>>34628200You’re more milkable for lols than bv. I will do this again nice chat.
>>34628195i want to sex them both
>>34628082No.
>>34628206Worrying about being humiliated is for children. Presidents have balls for facing it head on, and I really don't care how hard you hit me with humiliation. I may have my moments with it, but I'll learn how those politicians feel when they get taken out of context and get tougher from it.
>>34628205But I like giving freshmen creampies
Women would you date an impotent man? There's nothing else wrong with him it's just that his dick doesn't work
Women:If you date a man for 6 months and NEVER refer to him as your boyfriend, continue calling him by his first name, instead of baby or sweetheart, and only see him every other week or so.Does this mean you are dating/fucking other guys?
>>34628211Sure, I'm also impotent so idc.
>>34628141ai slop
You anons may be able to lolcow me on my autism. The twistings of it. The fact that the words make you uncomfortable because of the immature attempts to relate and have fun. The fact that inefficiency pisses you off like an Aryan Race belief, but you can't get me on my soul where you got Christine Chan leading them to go down a dark rabbit hole.
>>34628206I think he's schizophrenic
>>34628219You mean an artist?
>>34628219My bad I should have asked if he had protected status before bullying
>>34628009I’m afraid of never having a better partner and being selfish. >>34628040It seems like she gets off more on the control aspect. She often has me fetch her water and stuff even when it’s very apparent I don’t want to leave the room lol.
>>34628161I'm picking >him fat if you're making me pick a fat man.
>>34628222Literally none of his replies make sense he's gotta be extremely mentally ill
>>34628193If they're planning on going home with you the smart ones will ask to see your ID under the guise of wanting to see how bad the picture is.
>>34628213Nah I am just not one for pet names
This is just my experience, but why is it that only autistic women ever seem comfortable openly expressing empathy towards men?
>>34628213It couldBut for me it wouldn'tYou're going to have to ask
>>34628228They're usually pretty naive
>>34628226>implying I'm fucking the smart ones and not the stupid ones with fakes at the local bar
>>34628224Well at least he doesn't look like a junkie with AIDS and an eating disorder in this pic. But he needs to go on the Ozempic stat.
>>34628228Define "empathy". Don't be general and vague about it.
>>34628232He doesn't look like that in the original image either, you autistic.
>>34628188I'll check out the metal band you mentioned. There's a group I really like called f(x). They're Korean pop, from around 2009. I like their unique style. ( ・∇・)
>>34628231If you can't come up with your own fake name to convince the stupid ones...you'll be in good company I guess.
Men, would you date a woman who is made from a cluster of levitating, disembodied male penises in the form of a talking female body?
>>34628220What do you want shittroonposer? You have the hands of a 5’10-6ft white male is that what you want to hear? Can’t we be done? Mirin neck gains tho chonky
>>34628237I think I look like a Cornelius but not a lot of women agree, my friend goes by Barsanuphius and never has problems
>>34628240every woman is made out of cummies have you ever thought about that?
>>34628233Like, an autistic women I know said she was worried that a male friend of hers was depressed. Most women who aren't autistic don't do that, because even if it passes down through the grapevine they have a legitimate fear the guy they're empathising with will take it as an invitation to fuck.
>>34628224hot...
How do I find a gf that's into cuckqueaning?
>>34628118Sorry for being "simple," my love.
>>34628225You're not licensed in psychology.
>>34628246
>>34628248This is a heartwarmingly autistic response, I hope you have a good day, Schmetterling
>>34628229Isn't it your job to ask? I figured women would get the ick when a guy asks "so uhhh are we bf/gf?"?Every one of my other exes asked after 5 or 6 dates if we were in a relationship.
>>34628247idk, a lot of girls are down for FFM threesomes. Or do you mean full on cucking? Like, the inverse of all the shit men into cucking do? You want her to sit there and be forced to watch, the whole nine yards?? Because that's probably even less likely to find than a girl who is okay with dating a cuck.
>>34628243Should've gone for Sextus Optimum
>>34628235Looks like an overgrown teenager Not size wise though
>>34628228But anon I try to be nice to everyone
>>34628213No
>>34628260Most men will think that means you want to suck and tug their pee pee's, and they will act weird to you because of it.
>>34628213NAG but why on Earth do people even get into these situations? is it just a generation of people not able to commit/be clear about their goals? This weird purgatory thing people do is so bizarre.
State GenderHow many octaves is your range?
>>34628253thanks all the same ( ＾ω＾ )
>>34628254If she gets the ick from that then she was never going to ask you herself and you're not her boyfriend. If she actually wants you she'll appreciate the clarification.
>>34628254You can word that differently. Like "I just wanted to be clear on where we're going with this/the status of what we've got going on."
>>34628259I want >his overgrown ween in mah mouf.
>>34628265Why would I know this?
>>34628260And I appreciate it when you do.
when u eat a girl out are u supposed to be kissing her cooch and general area a lot or does that not actually feel good for them
>>34628274suck the clit
>>34628256Tbh I think the thing I want the most is a woman to help me give other women risky creampies
>>34628265Not everyone here is “the big 3” because they grew up rich and liberal
>>34628274No, you lick and nibble with your lips on your face with the lips between her legs.
>>34628265MA little under 3
>>34628057>I could just treat women like objectskind of unnecessary no? But you do you ig
>>34628262Did I say you were a fleshlight or a Joan of Arc Statue?
>>34628264I mean I don't know if I want things to be serious between us anyway. I just don't want to lead her on.>>34628267She definitely wants me and I take her on nice dates and stuff. I wouldn't mind it staying casual, but I don't know what she wants. She is almost 30 and after my ex-gfs I have this guilt complex in my head about wasting women's fertile years so I have this anxiety that they all want marriage and I am the asshole if I am not manning up and putting a ring on it.
TACO TACO TACO
>>34628228Kinda this >>34628230 I get in this stubborn mindset that I can wear/do/say what I want and it's not sexual unless I say it is, but normal women know that isn't true and don't express empathy towards men they don't want to have sex with for fear of it being misinterpreted. And I go into it with that confidence but then I get misinterpreted and I realize it so I go hard with the damage control I'm acting like I'd be better friends with a bunch of 10 year olds than adults. Like he's trying to get me to an isolated location to escalate physically and I'm just like "check out this bug" Although sometimes that backfires and men find it charming and that's...concerning.
Either gender, how do you stop hating yourself and wanting to die?
>>34628285Sounds like you need to have a conversation with her
>>34628016those AI sluts are surprisingly good, man.
>>34628265Idk
>>34628288Enjoy the simple things in life.
>>34628291>>34628016chatbot sluts are barely even convincingly sentient. Are you dudes fr?
>>34628286mor orng
>>34628213No at all actually, it usually can mean that either the girl isn't very affectionate, isn't sure if you're comfortable with titles just yet or it's busy most of the time.
>>34628288>stop hating yourselfBy realizing everyone else sucks too and by giving yourself the patience and grace you would give someone you love. And not beating yourself when you fuck up. Learn from your mistakes but don't dwell on them or throw them in your own face when you're feeling shitty. It happened, you won't make the same mistake again, that's all you can do about it so let it go. Praise your accomplishments and reward good behavior. >wanting to dieNo idea. Let me know if you ever figure it out I would also benefit from this information.
>>34628292And you are larger than 100%
>>34628295it's not that it needs to be sentient, it just has to provide good enough inputs. and unfortunately, yes, i am fr fr.
>>34628288Uh well right now for me it's by looking forward to the new Class of '09 game coming out this week.
>>34628298When other people suck, it's because they're kind of dumb and don't know better, but that's not a moral failing, I wouldn't judge a dog for its morality eitherI, however, am a monster and cannot move beyond it
>>34628299MyDickIsMuchBiggerThanYours
>>34628301Brutal. Please tell me you're just gooning with it at least, and not finding genuine emotional fulfillment from it?
>>34628298Really good way of putting it anon, I like that.>second partYou have as much right to exist as anybody else, you should enjoy the time you have as much as you can, even if it's a struggle a lot of the time. That's what I think, idk>>34628303But you aren't dumb. Why can't you improve on yourself?
>>34628303Oh you're one of those. You think you're somehow better and worse than everyone else at the same time. Then my advice is to realize that you are not different and special, or evil.
Why does she keep insinuating that she's a tranny
>>34628304I know you’re not really with it, but “muh dicking” has been considered a lolcow response for some time.
>>34628236>I'll check out the metal band you mentionedgreat!they used a couple of their songs in the old devilman OVA >There's a group I really like called f(x). They're Korean pop, from around 2009. I like their unique stylesounds interesting, I'll check it out too
>>34628296
>>34628286monday night is taco tuesday
>>34628305yeah of course. it's purely for gooning purposes.
>>34628309https://youtu.be/qiKApfnMyaA?is=7SCqMekDHImthx-u
>>34628286That’s tomorrow night.>>34628288Go for a silly daily walk in nature and check on the birds.
And what the Hell is seething? I speak English. Oh well at least this beer I got is good and weather is good outside.
>>34628306>you should enjoy the time you have as much as you can, even if it's a struggle a lot of the time. That's what I think, idkWhy though. As much as I can is very little. Why do all the hard shitty stuff when I could just die and not have to deal with it?
>>34628306Ohio are you fat? >>34628161
>>34628312lol that image is actually lowkey perfect. I'd say he's too demented in the brain to grab pussies anymore but I've heard one of the first early symptoms of dementia is inappropriate sexual behavior, so who knows.
>>34628306>Why can't you improve on yourself?No clue desu, it just doesn't work>>34628307I'm consistently told that I'm smarter than the people around me which is fine, I don't think it makes me "better" than other people, it simply makes me more aware of my failings. In any case, most people did not molest their cousin when they were younger, nor do they still want to fuck her brains out and let her live with them (and support every aspect of her life) in the pursuit of going all the way with herI wouldn't rape her but I'd be lying if I said I've ever been this out of my mind over a woman before
I hate my parents for making me ugly
>>34628318Czech beer is better than German beer
>>34628304You almost made a SOAD reference there but you fucked it up
You can always just kill yourself instead of whining to people you know
>>34628313>>34628317I WASNT TALKING ABOUT FOODeating brussels sprouts rn
>>34628325Neither Czechs nor Germans make good beer, drink American
>>34628326WHATEVER GRANDPAI'M TIRED
How do some of you guys in this thread even work in a building full of people armed with guns, without being shot? I feel like if you made one wrong facial expression, they'd pump you full of lead.
>>34628322You need a professional, and meds. Asking for help isn't failing.
>>34628327meant for>>34628323
>>34628334Meant for a lot of people itt
>>34628328I see taco cat, I think Mexican food.
>>34628322>told I’m smart by other people That means you’re the best at being retarded out of the retards and they feel secure around you
>>34628311DEVILMAN!? I was recently watching the anime, it was amazing! I definitely have to listen to them. ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ
>>34628332With a pretty smile.Here is your food, gun store owner.
>>34628303I'm assuming you have the "I'm capable of doing more and can't/don't do more so I'm actually a failure and worse than others" type of autism.I can tell you from personal experience that there is a level of pride mixed in there that you have to deal with first. >>34628322>I'm consistently told that I'm smarter than the people around me which is fine, I don't think it makes me "better" than other people, it simply makes me more aware of my failingsYou need to remember that you are not the exception in any way and your failings are directly in line with how you see other people. You said that they're kind of dumb and don't know better and from my point of view there is no difference between you and other people.Maybe you can do more in some aspects but clearly you're lacking in others and that's where you fit in.
>>34628328>mentions food>nooo I'm not talking about food!!!!
>>34628312Wild to think that this meme was probably made while you were in middle school.
>>34628344It was made when I was fucking her mum
>>34628340I'm guessing you watched the modern adaptation, I prefer the old OVAs they are a bit more faithful to the manga but either way devilman is awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymWc_AxitpY
>>34628319>Why though.Well, because you have the right to.Life fucking sucks a lot of the time - I had a really shit day today myself. The idea of not having to deal with it all anymore is tempting, sure, but at the cost of the happy moments that stick with me? Nah, it's my life, I deserve to live it. Again, that's just what I think.>>34628322I think you *can* do it, more than you realize.>>34628320Eh, around 210 right now I'll admit. I've been lousy at taking care of myself recently.
>>34628325
>>34628344i remember the morning after trump was elected, i was 11. When i got to class me and my classmates got pissed at the obese racist mildly pedophilic "health" teacher we all know voted for him.
>>34628349>Because you have the right toI have the right to do a lot of things I don't want to do though this argument isn't making sense to me.>at the cost of the happy moments that stick with me?Take em. I'm sorry I asked and that I don't find your perspective helpful but appreciate the genuine response.
>>34628342This may be true, but it doesn't impact the moral issues that are my actual problem>>34628333I unironically do not know what they will suggest that I have not tried, unless by meds you mean chemical castration
>>34628349how tall are u ?
Women, why do you ghost after multiple dates and over a month of dating/texting?
>sneeze and a huge glob of snot flies onto my shirt>decide to just blow my nose into it because I'm stripping for bed anywaypost gender is this a red flag
>>34628355Because we don't like you. Why else.
>>34628353Anti psychotics no good?
>>34628351nta but it's darkly funny in hindsight how many teachers I've had that have been pedophilic
>>34628358Stop saying we when women who are attractive enough for men to want them are mentioned
>>34628351the only thing I gave a shit about was the jokes and memes
>>34628355Drink a beer. Don't give a fuck.
>>34628362I am attractive enough for men to still hit on me with a ring on.
>>34628357>sneeze and a huge glob of snot flies onto my shirtThis part is>decide to just blow my nose into it because I'm stripping for bed anywayThis part is notI'm way more concerned about you blasting uncontrolled snot rockets on to me or the bed than I am you blowing your nose on the same material they make handkerchiefs out of that you're going to wash before you wear again.
>>34628351I feel bad for you generations of kids who don't remember watching Obama's inauguration on TV. It was a really big day.
>>34628367I only hit on women who try to be positive.
>>34628367It’s when when you see fat ladies with seemingly awful lives and you wonder what’s going on in their heads. As it turns out it’s incredible bitterness and delusion.
>>34628368I've sneezed into girls hair before when I was back in school
>>34628327no
>>34628352It's okay anon, I'm not trying to argue or debate about it, your feelings are legitimate and I'm not passing judgment. I appreciate your appreciation, lmao.>>34628354I've been told 6'0" by the doctor. I haven't measured myself but I think I'm shorter than that, maybe 5'11". Maybe I have poor posture.
>>34628367I'm sorry for the dry spell those men are going through.
>>34628374I used to do it to my sister when she pissed me off
>>34628367It's not because you're attractive. It's because the dudes that hit on you are trying to practice flirting with someone they don't care about and who doesn't look that great, so they don't feel bad when they get rejected.
>>34627964
>>34628358Yeah but why not be a mature adult about it and say "no I don't want to go out with you" or even just "fuck off" ?
>>34628374You ever sneak up behind a girl and snip a lock of her hair with scissors in school?
>>34628369i miss obama, everything was better with him
remember, when it comes to sex it's all in the hips it's not all aboutn bouncing up and down or grinding back in forth and in circles
>>34628378You masturbated your sister and sodomized her asshole when she pissed you off? Wow.
>>34628378Based, I used to cum in my sister's underwear until it got crusty and stiff when she made me mad
>>34628383Because you were in elementary school at the end of his second term. You weren't an adult dealing with all the bullshit those years held for us.
>>34628379It's because she looks easy
>>34628370>>34628372>>34628377All of you are worth hating.
I will stay up all night and go for a walk at 5 am (at the cemetery of course) and then I'm gonna go look for a job.thanks for reading my blogpost
>>34628382No if I wanted it cut I'd add gum and force her to have to cut it out herself
>>34628381Why not have balls when a girl rejects you.
>>34628367your fellow fast food workers and door dashers asking to see bobs and vagene don't count
>>34628367>with a ring on
>>34628381To not die.
>>34628347I recently finished watching anime, and of the older ones I could only watch The Birth because I can't find Demon Bird Sirene or it appears as incomplete.I also really like the anime Monster. (^-^)
>>34628383Bro shut the fuck up, you don't even remember anything about Obama, you were barely sentient
>>34628391No one is worth hating, because resentment is a poison.
>>34628391Yeah well that's the future and you're in the past, and I'm enjoying the present.
>>34628396She means her high school graduation ring
>>34628400That's why I never want to remember you, anon.
>>34628397I thought you were a hard ass who could beat everyone up
>>34628399he is barely sentient to this day
>>34628394But I'm asking why some girls ghost instead of outright rejecting. I don't care about rejection and I respect girls who just say "no," but ghosting absolutely makes me think less of women.>>34628397I'm not Mossad I can't kill you over the phone
>>34628404You use memories as a basis for justification for your abhorrent behavior. Interesting lore
MenHow upset would you be if your date showed up to the restaurant wearing this?
>>34628393You don't have to cut it you just have to take a tub of peanut butter into the shower with you to get the gum out.
>>34628392That's correct, I did read your blogpost.Best of luck with your job search.
>>34628410I’d think she’d probably been Weinsteined by jet neptune and not take her seriously. But I wouldn’t be mad per se
>>34628410>How upset would you be if your date was hot and wearing something that told you that the sex was going to be mindblowingI'd be glad that she let me know to plan for dessert before I filled up on dinner
>>34628405I can. Other women can't.
>>34628410Depends on the restaurant. Olive Garden? I'll take her on a Tour of Italy. Dorsia? I'll chop her into pieces.
>>34628410If we were supposed to be on a nice date I'd cringe, if not I'd think it was funny.
>>34628410I wouldn't be.
>>34628409No, I don't remember you because you're not important to me.
There's a button and if you press it, you get a random amount of money between $1,000 and $1,000,000 but a random Anon of the opposite gender gets raped.Post gender, do you press the button?
>>34628410Looks gay
>>34628422The anons which is what I represent to you are actually the most important people in your life to you
>>346284101st world problem.
>>34628424Press it 4 billion times.
>>34628424F No that's evil
>>34628424MYes
>>34628422You don't remember because you're cognitively challenged
>>34628426Nope, actually useless. This place is also not important.
>>34628424Any magical button will be monitored by a Higher Power, and the Higher Power will judge me for any evil actions that I take.I do not push the magical button.
>>34628428After the second press you don't get more money, just more rapePlease understand, there is a recession
>>34628433Actions of oinks
>>34628431No, I don't have any incentive to care.
what is she hogging out about now?
>>34628433Then leave
Oink oink
>>34628424Yes, I will post about it here afterwards though to find who he is and pay him a sum of the earnings i got as a sorry for him getting raped.
>>34628436Over*
>>34628408Again have balls. You think these beautiful cougars of the wild I try to date are gonna always be nice when I like them? God no. I'm supposed to come home torn to pieces by them until one day my chances are right.
>>34628435No. I will control the world bank.*repeated button clicking*
>>34628438Does it matter?
>>34628398you can find both OVAs on nyaathere is a third OVA called amon apocalypse of devilman, it's like an alternate version of the last part of the manga, it's wasn't great but I liked it, I liked the music that plays during the credits a lot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydoV6oAF28U
>>34628437You care more about us than you do about your child
Why is precum salty?
>>34628444Nice trips, the button works again but now it's your relatives getting rapedHow many presses are we going for
>>34627975>So why would it be immoral for a man to play Minecraft PvP against the doctor who circumcised him as a child?Generally, yes, because there isn't mens rea or negligence in most cases of circumcision, so it would be grossly disproportionate to minecraft some boomer who didn't know better. One exception would be a kid who had a botched circumcision and lost half his dick, doubly so if it was because the doctor was drunk or something.
>>34628448How would you know?
>>34628449I absolutely promise you, she gives zero fucks about her relatives being raped
>>34628451:P ~€==3
ngl every time a sex topic comes up on this thread i am always surprised how much negativity and shame etc is expressed with it for a 4chan thread, maybe its just because /adv/ is more normalfag adjacent or whatever
>>34628452Let's say it's Charlie that gets raped then
pre cummies in my tummy
>>34628452Maybe that's why we don't hear about her kid, got sold to a nonce
>>34628455>why is a board filled with incels and femcels not interested in talking about sexhmm
>>34628453Ain't that a little gay. Or is it yours
I feel very ashamed when I masturbate
>>34628274Enjoy your throat cancer
>>34628455Rp autist still crying
>>34628459reading comprehension
>>34628455>>34628459Half the questions itt are sex questions you obtuse retards
>>34628460nta but even if it's his it's super gaysucking your own dick isn't even enjoyable you're just crunched up like Samus in a morph ball while sucking dick it's nothing like getting a normal blowjob
>>34628439I do. I just shitpost here. This is a toilet.
>>34628376>BMI just below obesityAt least you didn't let yourself go that much. Workable enough, thanks for being honest (afaik)
Did BV fuck the dog before or after having a kid? I'm curious if the kid is 100% human
>>34628456Charlie isn't anon.*rapid clicking*
>>34628448All body fluids are.
delicious foid tears
>>34628461Just imagine you're fucking a super hot chick
>>34628462isnt that only an issue if she has HPV
>>34628467The world is a toilet when you're a hog with constant diarrhea
>>34628410It's kind of cringe. If every other shirt she had was like that, we definitely wouldn't get along.Bigger concern is the fishnets. They're slutty, and the only reason it might not be a dealbreaker is if she seemed very nervous or on the spectrum, in which case it might only be inexperience and her getting bad advice.
looks determine everything in life
>>34628470Charlie has a girlfriend and even though I'm the annoying side character in your narrative people like me still ain't that bad to date. I mean at least you got options. May think who I am is dogshit status. Blue, who I am is above the idea of status.
>>34628477If I look at you, what does that determine?
>>34628460It’s mine
>>34628446 Thank you so much, I'll watch them. :33
>tfw the reason BV is a racist is because she knows stereotypes are true, being a dogfucker herself
>>34628424MaleNoI'd pay to make a random rapist spontaneously explode if it were between 1 and 10k, though.
>>34628477No that's education and work.... And dignity.
>>34628444Controlling the World Bank won't do shit for you. Like, their literal job is to give high interest loans with strict political conditions to developing countries, what will that do for you personally?
>>34628483pick me male final boss
>>34628482It's because she has a black baby daddy who dipped
>>34628485Genocide time
>>34628483You wouldn't do that for free?
>>34628468Yeah I was 225 last August IIRC. Pretty bad. I was doing well and continuously losing weight and then I got really sick for most of the winter and that messed up my finances. It's going back down though, I was 214 a week ago.>>34628469I won't defend BV but don't go after the kid, man.
>>34628486Tbf that’s a troon who’s saying male to manipulate. He identifies as she
>>34628480you should beat your meat and cum
>>34628478That's a really weird thing to say and also no.
>>34628478Why the hell would you even joke about wanting to date her...
>>34628487Holy kek that's somehow even funnier>>34628490The kid's not here and desu even a half dog would be less of a bitch than BV
>>34628486Nope, try again. I just really hate rape.If it makes you feel better, I'd still press the button if there were no money involved, but it also killed sluts. Assuming it weren't needlessly painful for them; I'm not cruel.>>34628489Killing rapists for free would be ideal, sure.
>>34628490Do ur best anon
>>34628498>Killing rapists for free would be ideal, sure.This kind of thinking is why the left is ineffectual and rapists run amok
Moids, how many nut shots can you take?
>>34628502?
>>34628498>I just really hate rape.99.9% of the world does too,
>>34628503I'm not taking any "nut shots" you fujo freak
>>34628506You're the one that thought of drinking cum first, you faggot.
I like girls but only when they're cute and attractive. But only because of the implication that I can use her body to get myself off. If I don't want to fuck her then it's whatever and I want nothing to do with her.
>>34628503How many did you take from your dog?
>>34628509You and every man in the world feels this way, selfish lustful creatures.
>>34628503Oh nooo... A twist from teenage wet dream of getting the love of my life. Oh geeze oh no what do I do! I know I don't give a shit.
>>34628508You're the one who posted about it you niggerfucking cow, don't you have a half-nog daughter to go ignore
>>34628511Meanwhile women casually practicing mass eugenics and sleeping like babies.
>>34628495THAT'S A BINGO!
>>34628513You're the one that cums in blacks since you love em so much.
>>34628515Men aren't owed a woman's body to impregnate, you weirdo.
>>34628515seems based to me desu
>>34628518Mad that I came in your man and got him to abandon you and your nappy-headed spawn?
>>34628519Yet every woman is entitled to cock we’re a giving group.To women, romance is about a man finding them special. Women do not return that sentiment to their man,
>>34628521>some sort of female bullcuck>stealing a black manI don't need them for my plantation anymore. We deregulated slavery.
>>34628515>practicing mass eugenics So you admit you're unfit to breed?
>>34628519Cool go clubbing your entire life. I got my cat and dog and my computer and I am happy enough
>>34628525You breed a woman not a man. So yes I will not be viable for any upcoming breeding ventures you might be planning
>>34628496A joke.
>>34628526nta and you're a schizo little weirdo who I think is probably gonna lose it within a decade and eat his neighbor but your optimism right now is really inspiring man
Undeserved smugness: the website
>>34628527Check any dictionary that is...not correct.
Top 5 /atoga/ Schizos1. BlueValkyrieThanks for reading!
Are trailer parks called plantations in the Midwest?
>>34628533EPIC NAME DROPPICNAMEDROP
>>34628532Thank you for the tip. I was using the colloquial form in an inappropriate context.
>>34628527>You breed a woman not a man.Speak for yourself, I've gotten 8 women, 3 men, and 2 fish pregnant this month alone
>>34628530You sound like someone paranoid about the future. That has its own problems. The present is good enough.
>>3462852>Yet every woman is entitled to cock we’re a giving group.no they arent? men also dont owe women sex.>To women, romance is about a man finding them special. Women do not return that sentiment to their man,this is true, and not something i agree with, but it really is ultimately up to men too not only stop allowing women who demand this and caving in to these wants of theirs, but also to stop infantilizing women so then they'll feel more on level as men, making the dynamic more equal overall.
>>34628533Bros... I didn't make the cut.
>>34628541There's always next year.Maybe I won't be 5 people at once.Maybe you'll be 10 people.Or they will be 20.Who knows!
>>34628540NtaI think it would be a better idea to demand to feel special too rather than demand not to have to make women feel special.
She has really nice knockers for a 22 year old
I'm afraid of sleeping on my side because it ruins my face.I wish I was less neurotic
>>34628541Drink a beer. Don't give a fuck.
>>34628529At least two anons from here have tried and both deeply regretted it
>>34628545Impressive, most women peak at 18
>>34628546I sleep on one side for six months and then the other side for six months
>>34628547I have work tomorrow morning
>>34628540You used the wrong “to” and your grammar is so fucked I don’t know what you are attempting to communicate. Nor do I have enough respect for your intelligence to try to argue, let alone come up with an argument you’d understand. (Because you come off as stupid, maybe you’re just writing too fast and forgot to proofread)
>>34628551Okay... A pepsi.
Ladies and gentlemenhttps://bingobaker.com#10569562I am taking feedback
>>34628546Just switch sides every night so it does it evenly
>>34628550anon stop doing that!! you're gonna ruin your face
>>34628553I already had one cola today
>>34628548A joke.
>>34628552you not being able to understand the points im clearly making just cause a typo here and there is a statement on your intelligence, not mine. an extra 'o' is really that tough for you to ignore man?
>>34628554I kekd. And you hit every one I wanted to see
>>34628557A cup of water with ice in it.
>>34628555I think the reasonable thing to do is to restrain myself before sleeping so that I can't move while I sleep
people still drink soda, gross
>>34628564Is that safe though? What if there's a fire or something.
>>34628565I drink one nearly every single day, what's so bad about soda?
where is my mommy dommy two tops blue jean wearing mommy dommy? mommy dommy
Call me a capitalistic asshole but it feels like life has been simple since I started making good middle class money. When I was poor I’d have to penny pinch, go certain days without eating much food, live a relatively boring life of media consumption or cheap thrills, stress constantly.Ever since I started my new job, life has been so simple. Granted, I don’t have large aspirations of having a family, a nice house, and all the people impersonating to me are healthy and safe. But I’ve also been able to afford to help down and our friends and the like. I just sent a friend $2k to pay bills and I couldn’t do that 5 years ago. And of course enjoying your job plays a big part in this
>>34628563Bet
Forty chains on, halo, I'm a God, niggaFear of God jogger, rock a nigga, I don't even jog
>>34628511You think I don't know that?
>>34628566better to die in a fire than to have a deformed face I say
>>34628559Your comprehension leaves a lot to be desired. As well as your writing, again. Read what you write back and make sure your point is as obvious as possible, as a rule of thumb. Non idiots are expected to perform their due diligences. Your ideas are not so meaningful that anyone’s willing to translate them from retard to English.
>>34628568they make you fat, also too much sugar
>>34628554>beef pills/vagina smells like beef>mentions her diarrhea >talks about size of her boobs and ass "most toilets are too small for me">rant about pedos
is the dream world the real world and this so called real world the actual dream world? it's more like a nightmare a hopeless nightmare
>>34628554Imagine being this obsessed with me. That's kind of pathetic.
>>34628570Personally, I don't like any of it. What do you do for work?
i only fuck 10s , cant get it up if u arent a tiny hot female blond or asian or whatever, if u aint a 10 i wont be cumming. plus u better be working that.
Why do women dress in lower cut tops on test/exam days? I don't know if it's intentional but it seems to be the case that any time there's something graded I end up seeing way more boob than usualt. university professor
>>34628584Tiny women can’t be 10s. 7 at best
>>34628546I sleep only on my left side every night and my face is fine.
>>34628584this guy only fucks 2s kek
>>34628585Mom I posted it again
>>34628587I bet your left wrist is smaller than your right wrist
>>34628577esl retard
>>34628579Added>>34628582"Projects onto others" and "Acts pathetic" added
I had to stop chewing on toothpicks because my jaw started hurting
>>34628587It’s just a cope for people who don’t want to admit the mutational load in their brains expressed themselves physically
>>34628590Uhh, if anything it’s actually slightly bigger, lol.
>>34628582Less effort went into that than your obsession with that eceleb.
Gonna make soup soon.
>>34628597You have posted in /atoga/ for how many years now? Just enjoy the fan content.
>>34628593>>34628597Embarassing lot
>>34628599Fuck meant to quote her >>34628582, sorry anon I'm drinking
Need a real wide bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/QnnhJqXOuWg
>>34628598What soup
>>34628595Didn’t the Talking Heads make a song about that?
>>34628593>ur obsessed with me/jerking off to mesays it every thread kek
>>34628605I don’t know I’m not gay
>34628602Double Embarassing
>>34628554How about "makes heinous accusation"?
>>34628604Broccoli and cheddar.
>>34628554I feel like at least one of these squares should be "diagnoses someone with autism"
>>34628297She's really affectionate with me physically and really bubbly and clings to me and goes "aww" but I really don't know if she's with other dudes or not.
>>34628554>bingobaker.comhttps://bingobaker.com/view/10569620
>>34628606>>34628609>>34628612Added
>>34628612I don't have the power to diagnose. You guys know that. I just call you autistic, because you are.
>>34628554>begs for hand/dick pics>claims to have tons of men into her all the timethis one's the saddest. It's like you know by default that she's probably lying but a woman asking for men to hand and dick post just sort of confirms it
No you don’t get it I’m seriously a giga ch*d with a huge dick and all the girls love me but I’m also a mysterious and brooding figure with a troubled past who can’t let anyone close because I’m such a microch*d oh god I’m so pathetic I need a mommy ooooh I’m so smart and sexy and stupid and ugly
gonna need an XXL sized bingo card
>>346286111,000 calories per spoonful
>>34628611Sounds bretty good
>>34628606she really fell for it when her mom told her the other kids are just jealous when they bullied her for being trashy and hasn't updates that mindset ever since
>>34628621Goddamn that sounds flavorful though.
>>34628621That doesn't make sense mathematically.
>>34628618i like the censoring of the word ch*d
>>34628624I'm using a really sharp aged cheddar too.
>>34628621good
>>34628628I think he was making a joke that it'd have to be really flavorful if it was 1000 calories
>>34628631I think she's just got an eating disorder
>>34628609My man, standing up for yourself, I'm happy for you.
>>34628628Sounds pretty good. Is it just gonna be the broccoli and cheddar and soup base, or are you gonna add more to it?
>>34628596huh interesting, usually it would be smaller if you sleep on your left side. Are you left handed?
>>34628634Me when I hate the lolcow so much I’ll defend the rapist
>>34628616What makes you so sure you aren't either?
>>34628637Ohio never raped anyone he's a good man
>>34628637Who is who here??
>>34628641I'm anon
>>34628640Yeah okay, turn your trip back on
>>34628635It's got potato and onions and garlic in it.
>>34628637*Raped, sometimes with 'bastard' after it
>>34628640Being nice is a human trait not a demonic one. People can be deceitful going in playing nice, but those who go out of being deceitful trying to do something with their lives turn nice.
>>34628642Based
>>34628644Hi, Anon!>>34628645Take your anti-psychosis meds. How did we go from "he's trash for being raped" to "he's a rapist himself"? Madness.
>>34628646Should be a pretty hearty soup then. Enjoy it, anon. Are you making enough to last you some days?
Did we ever learn whether your boyfriend was extradited to Mexico so he could face justice for what he did to those little kids down there?
>>34628554Hogs out should be in the middle
>>34628647Rent free a year later, can’t handle that not everyone sucks you off
>>34628653Who, croc?
Boob status report time, females!
>>34628655I'm not mad though? I take it as a term of endearment, really.
I do not like your toes.
>>34628659I would expect nothing less from a narcissist
So how do you guys handle anxiety?
>>34628664I envision the heads and faces of Mr. Minion from the Spy Kids movies.
>>34628639The reason I know is because I am.
>>34628665Very creative!
>>34628662And I would expect nothing less from a cuckworm
>>34628667Yeah well... One thing about autism is that independence is necessary. It prevents you from going down rabbit holes of humiliation like Chris Chan. Where I am at is so independent I can have my family throw me out of a house arrest me, put me in prison, get thrown out of prison, get on the streets and start life all over again, and still be good with no friends or family there. That's what you need if you are autistic. It strips all the power away from neurotypicals if you depend on them too much.
>>34628664A bit vague of a question. I guess generally, I try to keep in mind that the worst case scenario isn't usually what happens. If it's a problem, like when I'm a little short on rent or have to get some paperwork in fast, I just do my absolute best so I can't blame myself for whatever happens. Other than that, try to distract yourself healthily.
>>34628664Depends on what's causing it. If it's something I'm actively doing and can get up from for a few minutes, do that, grab a glass of water, get some sunlight and fresh air. If it's something I can't get up from, do a quick deep breathing exercise.IMO the worst anxiety comes from waiting on things I can't do anything about (anything from dreading going to work on Monday to waiting on a reply from a girl). The only thing that works is forcing myself to focus on something else, preferably something I enjoy. Go for a hike, go for a drive, talk to friends/family, read a book, work out, etc.Also lifestyle contributes a lot to anxiety. Caffeine, lack of sleep, poor diet, lack of exercise, and plenty of other things make it worse. Cut coffee/energy drinks/soda for water, get more sleep, eat well and treat your body right, and it'll help.
>>34628671Trip on little man
>>34628658So lonely and virgin uwu I wish I had a cock in between them. But no cowwege boy wuvs a biological male wike meeeee ;B
Crazy how much namefags love talking without saying anything
>>34628680There'll be a drunk bisexual redneck out there who thinks you're a supermodel, and you'll get lovely sex from that.
>>34628681Crazy how much elitistfags love being Adolf Hitler without saying anything.
>>34628664Not very well>>34628658In need of a shower
>>34628554>>34619333
>>34628675>>34628664Oh yeah, one other thing: DON'T let things pile up. If I'm stressed about something I have to do and keep putting it off too long, then I end up with two things I'm stressed about, then three, etc. And whether or not you're already piled up, just start with baby steps. If you're dreading a dozen things you have to do, just start with one of them. Whatever the most urgent is, or if nothing's urgent, whatever the easiest is. It's easy to get swamped with shit you have to do and let it build into something bigger, at least for me. Getting out starts with taking care of them one at a time, don't worry about doing everything at once because nobody can do that.
>>34628672Yep
>>34628686A shower of attention is what you need sex goddessBooba nipple suck fuck big cum on them *goons cock* good girl *eats cum*
>>34628664Enjoying life, medication, and therapy.
>>34628690Posts I'm guilty or probably guilty of
>>34628583Probably IT unironically
>>34628476You gotta admit. It is a pretty good drawing
>>34628702It's slop
>>34628674>>34628675>>34628691I should have specified... I meant social anxiety.
Moids, is your perfect babygirl fucktoy allowed out without her plug in?
>>34628649Indeed.
>>34628708Why do the threads always turn to dogshit when the trips come out
>>34628698>Omg Bdp demon>how do I get an autistic womanIs what that square is combining.
>>34628708agp detected
Moids, why haven't You posted your hands today yet?
>>34628713Oh I'm definitely not guilty of that one lol
>>34628718They did
>>34628705For social anxiety, I keep in mind that the worst thing that could happen probably isn't going to happen. Being a little awkward isn't the end of the world, you just have to do your best.
>>34628718Awfully skinny
>>34628723thats a girl hand
>>34628705Oh. I stopped caring what anyone thought about me unless I need something from them.
GenderWhat's the last gift you gave somebody else?
>>34628708Anal is gross. My babygirl fucktoy is expressly forbidden from using that shit
>>34628729You aren't a girl, you homo fat wanking freak
>>34628730NTA but seconding this, it's good advice. It's okay to be solipsistic and discard the thoughts of anyone you don't give a shit about because ultimately they don't matter.
>>34628734you actually think a man can have a hand like that? lols
>>34628731MI commissioned a Persona 3 poster for my friend's birthday.
>>34628731MFor his birthday, I sent my dad a bunch of homemade prints of landscape photos I took.
Would you be mad if you found out that your favorite media was using ai art even if it was really well done?
>>34628708Never allow it. Her tight ass is reserved for daddy’s thick cock and the pain it causes proves that she belongs to daddy. My babygirl never feels like a better little than when I stretch her tiny hole
>>34628742My favorite media is all 90s/00s alt rock with album covers made before AIslop existed so this doesn't apply to me.
>>34628742Yes
>>34628742Not really. The AI use I disapprove of is complete slop pushed out to make a quick buck with no quality control at all.An obscure Sega RPG got a translation some months ago, and it was overshadowed by the dev team admitting they used AI translation in the early playtesting stages before they had actual translators start working. The entire thing got overshadowed by vitriol from people who never played or heard of the game and I found that absurd and sad.
Everybody shut the fuck up. Performative males were meeting up to go this concert. Look at that fucking audience. Not a single guy and no girl under a 6.5. https://youtube.com/shorts/lCQ4fMlcyQk?is=60mqlrMD8fCf8yVo who’s in?
>>34628752the main bitch is a 4 dude
>>34628753We don’t care about her and gay music look at the audience
No one loves me and neither do I
>>34628754There's >*Checks videoFat bitches and mulattas with stuck out teeth Looks like it smells like hell are you running out of options or something
God puts a gun to your head. State gender. You must pick up a thrill seeking or relatively dangerous hobby and do it once a week for at least 6 months. What hobby do you choose?
>>34628755It makes perfect sense, so I never ask why
>>34628754Apparently you haven’t yet seen what can’t be unseen about asian chicks.
>>34628751That is the most libtarded thing I have heard all year
>>34628759I am fucking terrified of heights, but skydiving.
Male,Charity.
>>34628759Cutting
>>34628759Oregon, gender inclusive, long boarding
>>34628731F. I gave some strawberry rhubarb jam I made to the neighbors.
>>34628760Based
>>34628761What is it?
>>34628759MDoes adv biking count? If not then mx or something I really can't decide there's a lot of dangerous stuff I want to do
>>34628759Male,Rock-climbing mountains.
>>34628762Segagaga, if you're curious.https://www.timeextension.com/features/talking-point-why-bother-if-youre-not-going-to-do-it-properly-why-segagagas-ai-translation-is-upsetting-so-many-peopleJust look at that framing, "Segagaga's AI translation". I've played through the game twice and it's completely fine.
>>34628742>having a favorite medialol
>>34628755welcome to the club
>>34628765I thought we were 20 years past the emo generation.
>>34628771I think this is neither the first time I've bumped into you nor will it be the last
>>34628765calories?
>>34628759MThinking of picking up (actual) mountaineering
>>34628759F, diving to hunt for treasures.
>>34628752That audience looks like the type of women who you see with a 4.0 GPA and always scowling at you when you try to befriend them. When you eventually do talk to them they usually try to find ways to make it known they don't want you near them. That and they have male bisexual friends who get overly defensive when you finally stand up for yourself when they bully you.
>>34628759Does underground fighting count? I’ve done marital arts since I was 13 and wouldn’t mind fighting in one of those gambling underground party stadiums like in the movies
>>34628780Same, keep on Hommeposting brother
>>34628785You're not supposed to talk about those
>>34628759MaleWhy does God need a gun to threaten me?
>>34628759MRock climbing
>>34628785>marital arts since I was 13I thought underage marriage is illegal outside of third world countries
>>34628784Anon’s high school rejection story
>>34628776NTA that's fucked up. How can they even publish stuff that isn't true?
>>34628788So he looks tuff
>>34628770Why am I not your neighbor? You could have given that to me. :(
>>34628788Same reason he needs a ship.
>>34628791He can kick your ass anon. I wouldn't be retarded about it.
>>34628791Lmao
>>34628788God with a gun is objectively scarier than God without a gun
>>34627964What does it mean when talking to someone and you have to really concentrate and focus to understand what they're saying. Is my brain slow or something?
>>34628791Is India not?
>>34628792Yeah and that is why I try to date my opposite. My opposite loves me more than someone who is like me. The issue is though getting her to look past my autism and the fact she has to put up with my video games and the fact I can't fix her car or do plumbing. That and being a micro NEET, not entirely a NEET but a micro NEET.
Sometimes I wish I could lose my mind
>>34628759Skydiving I guess.
>>34628806Stop wishing and just do it to decompress.
Is it possible to just have a partner closely from the get go?
The main reason as to why I can't date my opposite is this reason right away.Say for example I'm walking down the streets at night and I'm with my girl and she is with me laughing and giggling a little drunk. Suddenly three guys with switchblades and one with a snubnose pin us down and we're both helpless. She gets sexually assaulted and I get beaten up badly. Both our stuff gets stolen and she ends up traumatized upset that I couldn't do something with the money she had to spend for personal reasons.That is why my opposite doesn't love me. I hate how my autism can't let me figure out PTSD inflictive situations like that.
>>34628815what
What does it mean when a foid says most toilets are too small for her?
>>34628795I still have two glasses left, if you hurry up with moving you can get yours.
>>34628815Instant chemistry is a thing.
>>34628759Mdiving
We had instant chemistry
>>34628797I'm more scared about him trying to do marital arts on me to be honest
>>34628821how do i find such a thing
>>34628829Ask more people out.
>>34628829be hot
>>34628824who
>>34628833cares
>>34628829maybe you have a type of person that always works
>>34628833You know how that feels?
>>34628751holy shit segagaga finally got translated :O
You ever got robbed?
>>34628841Yeah
>>34628841Only of my Virginity
>>34628841Yeah, twice
>>34628838Yeah
>>34628841of my dignity, yes
>>34628839Give it a go! Very awesome game. Just don't expect it to be a sprawling huge RPG, the RPG stuff is actually only half the game. Developing and releasing games is the real crux of it all.
>>34628708mommy would never leave the house without her plug in :)
>>34628841Worked at a liquor store. Got robbed at gunpoint by the local african american gentlemen twice. Not fun!
>>34628863using mommy sexually sends shivers down my spine, shit is insane
LARP general.
>>34628870didn't ask
>>34628841Yeah I bought Sparking Zero.
>>34628871Put a trip onBe a characterEven just for a day
>>34628874Lmao fucking ouch. I hope you didn't buy the DLC, anon...
>>34628824Same, she and I were like vinegar and baking soda
>>34628875why
>>34628878Let's go on an adventure
>>34628871In the words of my buddy “Atoga is pedophiles and teenagers”
>>34628876Fuck no. But I was dumb enough to think they would give the game meaningful updates.
>work with good looking guy>he checks me out all the time>fun to talk to if I initiate>won't ask me out>won't initiate conversations unless it's about work>know for a fact he's singleHelp me understand this. If he was just shy he couldn't hold a conversation, right?
>>34628887what flavor of bait is this? moid hands getting off to chad ignoring women?
>>34628887Let me help you.Don't shit where you>work
>>34628883I am hyped for this big summer DLC they're dropping, filling in a bunch of OG, Z, and GT gaps in the roster, but I'm 100% pirating it. Sorry you got got anon. :(>>34628887He's probably just trying to keep professional distance. Workplace romances are generally not a good idea.
>>34628887I think being shy is about starting conversations
>>34628887>If he was just shy he couldn't hold a conversation, right?Wrong.
>>34628872stop posting and calling women mommy you weird ass coomer ass nigga
>>34628896cry more, maybe mommy will comfort you
Any Mike or Michael anons?
>>34628901All mike and michaels are homosexual
is ohio called ohio irl
>>34628904What about Jake or Jack
>>34628906No, but I also don't remember his name anymore.
>>34628887Maybe he doesn't know what to talk about
>>34628909Jacks are cheaters
I'm so glad I got over the whole mommy thing, I cringe really hard when I think about it
>>34628841Yeah she stole my heart and then broke it clean in half
>>34628914good for you, let's hope you didn't just replace it with an equally cringe fetish
>>34628914>congratulate me for mentioning a fetish
I'm going to make the girl I like a mommy (after we've dated for a few years and gotten married)!
>>34628914anon's really upset by this
I don't get it
>>34628919no I don't have a new fetish >>34628920didn't tell you to congratulate me you bitch >>34628924which one?
Anons, As a parentDo you, as a man, go with your young daughters to a female public restroom orTake them with you to the male public restroomFemanons, as a parentDo you, as a woman, go with your young boys to a male public restroomortake them with you to the female public restroom
>>34628925?
Femanons lurking?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0&list=RDAaEmCFiNqP0&start_radio=1
>>34628928Take the kids with me to the female bathroom, always. Not in a million years would I let a child go to a male bathroom or step foot in one.
>>34628928If a kid is so little that you have to go into a public bathroom with her she's little enough that no one will question her being in the men's room.
>>34628925It’s elementary, Dear Watson!
>>34628928Cocks are out in male bathrooms.
>>34628937Trying to psyche me?
>parents ITTGo play with your kids lmaoooooo99900092928.!,!,&/@-0-“&,!,
>>34628928Mmale one
>>34628910Pity that can't keep you from lying about him here
>>34628940I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>>34628892>>34628893Why does everyone always say this? Where the fuck else do you even meet people?NTA by the way.
>>34628928F Mothers can accompany their sons into the male restroom but I think fathers should have their daughters go to the male restroom as well.
>>34628658This is seriously the last question directly aimed at femanons.No wonder most of you are single.
>>34628940It’s midnight. Stop proving >>34628882 right.
>>34628664Jerk off to depraved humiliation porn until I can shrug it off and get on with my day.
why is instagram trying to make me jerk off
>>34628948says the single mother who spent mothers day hogging out on atoga
>>34628664live as a shutin
>>34628953Facebook keeps showing me floppy cock in underwear too.
>>34628946Because it's generally not a good idea. If it doesn't work out, or even if it does, it makes work more awkward. What do you do when you're working alongside somebody 5 days a week and you have a rough patch in the relationship?You can meet people through work and date them when you aren't coworkers anymore though.
Femanons, burn the grippysocks.
>>34628959What do you have against grippy socks?
>>34628961Oops, meant to declare that to the Femcels.Because, it will liberate them. Then they can choose to be Stacey, Karen or normies.Huehuehue
>>34628759FWhy can't I just get shot in the head?
>>34628959No, they're good slippers.
why do some of you girls dress like whores and have your friends tell you who's checking you out?especially when you have boyfriendsare you that desperate for validation?
Is everyone gone again…?Damnit, I always miss out.
>>34628973You asked this earlier and I didn't answer because I don't have any friends
>>34628976neither does he
>>34628974This is a slow time because it's late in the US and early in Europe.
*grips your meat flaps with my feet*
>>34628983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lJFlB-89Q
Dog owners, what are your thoughts on the legality of owning pitbulls?
>>34628996RIP Q.T.
>>34628744Samefagging so everything has to read this
Gender, WWYD if a 30y/o girl next door looking widow started displaying obvious sexual attraction to your 14 year old son and offered to give him music lessons for an hour a week
>>34628976i've seen it happen on multiple occasions but you shouldn't dress like a whore
Gender, what do you do when you’re at a wedding reception and your date who no one knows starts eating an unseemly amount of hors d'oeuvres and everyone’s looking
>>34629010this is why we're living in the sticks
>>34629010keep your nonce fantasies to yourself nonce
>>34629016MChallenge her by saying I bet I can eat more than her and then immediately start double fisting food directly into my mouth
>>34629016MI would laugh and say “I could easily out eat you”, while ignoring everyone else.
>>34629016M, probably not even notice.
>>34629016And he’s/she’s commenting to everyone about how good the “whores day vwah” are How do you respond
>>34629025I can't date someone who speaks French badly.
>>34629021>>34629022>>34629024On tonight episode of polite society vs redditors:
@34629029t. joyless khhv
>>34629025So, the person is this unlearned yet they have only ever read the word and have never heard it?
>>34629029Well.. I mean, it’s true.She might be hungry, no one can fault her for that. Probably,
>>34629033Yeah they read up on how to behave at a reception
>>34629016If he's not being gross and isn't drunk let the man eat. If the people staring want anything they can go grab some.
>>34629010Male and I am the 14 year old... Mentally as a 31 year old. Yeah and she better teach me right.
>>34629038And there you go, that’s the launching point for a topic of conversation.
>>34629025You mean the "horse devours"?
>>34629044>>34629038>>34629033Who are you?
GenderWhat’s your favourite kind of fucking?
>>34628989I'm uncomfortable now :/
>>34629016hes getting this
>>34629044>>34629039You hear everyone calling you the laughingstock of the wedding. You will never be invited anywhere again and you are out of the running for the cushy job you were gunning for because everyone at the firm gossips to the bossHypothetical failed, hopefully your relationship with the pigdate is better than everything mentioned above
>>34629046Middle is me, hypothetical poster
>>34629050Uh you’re not invited. You’re on r/gooner while all this takes place and shitposting when you need to stop edging for a moment to cool off
>>34629055i got posted on a gooner subreddit?
>>34629057Ffs, where have your tits NOT been?
>>34629050do you get invited to weddings a lot? are they jewish
>>34629057I’ll make a screencap of the last thread if you push it keep being obtuse bro
>>34629060The only glass kp breaks are sounding rods in his cock
>>34629053Oh, got it.Thanks.
>>34629050Why must you hurt the kat!?
Does /atoga/ like oysters? Shellfish allergy having subhumans need not reply.
State GenderWhat makes (You) feel like a real human?What makes (You) feel alive?
>>34629061you mean the one i got impersonated in?
what a lovely night :)
>lied to gf of 5 months about having a job>lied to gf of 5 months about being a chudIs there any salvaging this or is it eternally doomed? I could get another job and I have a ton of savings and that's really the only stuff I hid from her so we could have sex (it's more FWB if anything). If I get another job and we get married and I tell her in 5 years "hey btw I was unemployed for the first 5 months we were dating I kinda lied about that hehe sorry" do you think she'd divorce me right away or what?
>>34629067MYes, only raw though. I can't stand cooked oysters, something about the process makes them nasty.
>>34629068MSpontaneous conversations with people I've never met before and will never see when I'm on road trips, especially in the early hours of the morning.Watching the sunrise or sunset, reaching the summit of a steep/strenuous trail and enjoying the view with no one else around.
>>34629067MNo allergies of any kind, but never want to try oysters.
>>34629070I thought your name was Cat Elder?
>>34629070No, the one you samefagged in so much you forgot to not capitalize your name. Fortunately there’s a string of capital K kittenposter messages that no troll or impersonator would write leading up to your intentional fakes
>>34629072>it's more FWB if anything>If we get marriedYou already named your kids too?
>>34629068F Legit nothing, I live a very boring life. The closest is when I'm really hyped over a piece of fictional media I really like getting a new episode/release or whatever.
>>34629080What are you trying to imply?
>>34629083Hi
>>34629068M, nothing. Being alive fucking sucks.
>>34629086Hey buddy
>>34629084That you made up the narrative of an impersonator which is obvious
>>34629068MA singular beerCuddles
>>34629068MWriting my stories
>>34629047M, with women.
>>34629083>having group sex with the situationships every weekend doesn't even registerGrim.
>>34629082I mean it's kinda turning into a relationship.I just want to be ready for the future.If it's absolutely irrevocably doomed then I should cut it off now.
>>34629068MLearning about new things that are/were super important to others. It's a sort of indirect interpersonal connection, idk how to describe it.When I'm full, cool, and comfy, watching the clouds from my bedroom or listening to the weather.
>>34629051You expect far too much from me this wouldn't be an issue at any wedding I'd be invited to
>>34629068FGetting caught in the beginning of a thunderstorm or a really good view I earned by climbing a big hill sometimes does it for a second but mostly nothing
Oh? You posted your tits on /atoga/? and you think this entitles you to plow through the riches of my emersonian mind, femanon?
Femanons, thoughts on the mongrel dogs of the Empire being driven from Morrowind?
>>34629068M>feel like a real humanLooking in the mirror and realizing every vile, perverted, cruel, unkind, unwise, shortsighted, malevolent, dishonest thought has all been me - just as much as every good, noble, honest, pure, intelligent, tasteful, gentle, passionate, moral thought or feeling was. And that only by accepting that duality can I cope with my existence without being sad.
>>34629130oh no are they okay?>>34629128does your emersonian mind like soft round things?
I posted my man tits on atoga and deserve to be simped over FOREVER. No, I do NOT sympathize with your suspicions of my deception and NO I do not understand why you would be interested to know that I am not in fact a woman. This shitty thread is the ONLY place I can be treated like a woman and I’ll LIE CHEAT AND samefag TO KEEP IT.
>>34629135Cat Elder.
>>34629140well, let us see them, link thepost
>>34629144Ask around I don’t have that GAYSHIT
>>34629148wdym you dont have it? its ur own body, just take another pic
>>34629127Rawr
>>34629150My comment was satirizing an archetype of person who hangs around these threads. Does this characterization fit (you?)
>>34629155i dnt think so and idc, i just wanted to see some man tits, do u have them or not
>>34629156Nice try *shrug* isn’t that bannable? Why would you ask me to post something that could get me banned?
>>34629158catbox and soc exists, pussy
>>34629162Fuck off, fat fetish faggot
>>34629162Oh so you want them posted elsewhere…. As I said I don’t have any gay porn so you can probably find anons who do but you’re gonna have to ask around
>>34629083wow same, at least I'm not the only one
why does sephora do this to us
>>34629165no ones talking to u, bitteranon>>34629168so you were lying earlier about posting your man tits? strange
>>34629172No one is interested in indulging your gay homo gooning, faggot
>>34629173 i can post here just like you can, ignore me if you dislike my posts
>>34629172>>34629155Weak
femanons still haven't posted wrist bulge, SAD!
>>34629171why are you racist
Memes aside. it's insane how attractive mixed raced asian women are. Like, even when they mix them with other non-whites, they still turn out incredibly attractive. Another mixed asian who is leagues above any white girl is UniqueSora (Blasian). Asian female genes truly are superior compared to ugly recessive white genes
oh boy it's midnight, time for some coffee
>>34629179>UniqueSoraBased.
>>34629179Stop trying to push this chick
>>34629177i did, nobody noticed
>>34629175kys
>>34629181This picrel looks hotter than >>34629179
>>34629183why lie? you got a response, just not the one you wanted.
>>34629184youre obsessed
>>34629183People noticed and wonder if your fupa bulges even more during deep penetration.
>>34629183fuck I missed it
I look like this
>>34629189This thread is for asking the opposite gender anything, not harassing the same gender for pics for your homo goon folder.
>>34629187uh no i got zero? the janitors removed it. I guess nobody cares for average female hands>>34629190im acknowledging you post
Where does this meme of women getting mad at men for things they dreamed they did come from? Has anyone here ever actually been on either side of that situation?
>>34629197>What do you want shittroonposer? You have the hands of a 5’10-6ft white male is that what you want to hear? Can’t we be done? Mirin neck gains tho chonky that was the response you got
I don't know how to smile, I want to seem more approachable.
>>34629196they can ignore me too, stop being dramatic
state genderhow stretchy is your weenis?
Why are younger looking women so attractive?
>>34629181>those titsjeez
What a scummy man
>>34629179Guys being into piercings on women again is nice.
my weenis isn't very stretchy btw
>>34629208I was always into piercings, you have to be if you like actual goth women (NO not goth mommies fuck that shit)
Lola TungMixed chinese
>>34629205If you mean women (regardless of age) that look young for their age, probably because you are into the attitude and vibe they give off. In my experience men and women that look a lot younger than they are, are often quite boyish/girlish, expressive and playful. Maybe that is just your thing.If you mean why are women that look younger than me so attractive... Might as well ask why boobs are attractive, youth is almost universally considered hot. And some facets (like tight elastic skin) only start to stand out to you once you have lost it yourself, which is what makes young people extra attractive to (some) older people compared to their peers. You don't notice tight skin when literally everybody you know has that.
>>34629210Nice, thanks
Ladies will you say the n word (nigga) while we're singing in the car? (I say it)
Women, would you date a man with a driving ban amongst some other offences
>>34629215I don’t sing
>>34629218Sorry I meant to say rapping
>>34629199Never had it happen myself but it does not surprise me either. I remember having a dream about my best friend in high school where she basically confirmed a bunch of my fears and gave a really unflattering picture of what I was like in her eyes, and it definitely took me a few moments to relax around her again. It was like my brain was telling me this never happened but I had such lively memories that seemed so real that it was hard to shake the feeling of, it might not have happened but surely it could happen that way right? That's the bad thing with dreams, they are often fulfillment of our hopes and fears. So often the way someone betrays you in a dream makes "total sense" (because it already works with what you are most insecure about or the worst vibe you have ever picked up on from them). Especially if you are already a person that has issues not expecting the worst, I can see how a dream could make someone emotional beyond reason. Imo it is the point of actually owning that your dream made you feel bad so now you are going to be a pain is the real unhinged part, not reflexive pointless feelings caused by a dream.
>>34629215In practice it'll depend on my reflex in the moment, but definitely possible. I do find it important not to use the word but at the same time, the combination of being alone with your partner and only using it because you are sticking to the lyrics of the song, also makes it feel silly to be very serious about whether to say it out loud or not in that situation.
women lose most of their value once the wrinkles and sagging start showing up. Even the ones who go heavy on plastic surgery and facelifts still look fake and uncanny compared to actual young women they're desperately trying to copy.
Women would you date a man with multiple lifetime Club Penguin bans?
>>34629213Or, you know, fertility…
>>34629226Men who feel this way have no value to women at any age though, at least not for starting a family or other long term commitment. And no, not everyone feels this way.
>>34629230Sure, youth also implies good health and fertility. Women are most easily pregnant and most easily go through delivery in their twenties though, not in their teen years, so there is a correlation but not as exact as you might guess.
>>34629175>namefag forgot that namefags are meant to be abused endlessly
>>34629231No need for the moralfagging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL36a_6ZHu8Would this look weird/creepy on my desk?
>>34629237Eh, I am honestly mostly pointing it out for potential young lurkers who think it is super cool to have a sour grapes attitude about women (too old, too fat, not pretty enough, too experienced) without realizing this is not a neutral thing and will make it a lot harder for them to connect with another person in life. I get that someone posting this stuff will not care what someone else thinks about it or does not think about it.
>>34629227Damn, what did you do that they banned you for multiple lifetimes? Just in case you get reincarnated and try to play again?
>>34629236but im not a namefag
>>34629247faggot sex pest is a name
Can I wear a dress similar to pic rel to a funeral or is that inappropriate? I worry it's too short, the one I have is right to the knee and also has a sheer strip at the hemline, so imagine pic but with everything after the first black strip removed. It has sleeves and I would wear it with a short blazer. I never wear black so my options are very limited. The only other outfit I'd have is black jeans and a black tshirt and that feels even more inappropriate. To make things worse, the funeral will be roman catholic, so I don't think too short dresses would go over well. Do I have to get black stockings too or is it fine in 2026 to wear that with bare legs?
i want a penis inside my mouth
>>34629250still not a namefag, i make replies here all the time that arent fatfetish related and ppl interact w them like normal :P
I am FWould it be too sexually suggestive to put this bumper sticker on my car?
>>34629251I would wear black tights and keep your shoulders covered. The main thing I noticed about the dress in your pic is that it reads kind of sexy/sultry with the sheer patches and the traditional idea of funeral wear is you wear something drab/depressive that does not in any way flatter you or draw attention to you. So a black dress that looks glamorous can be a worse choice than a grey or brown dress that is very plain. Jeans are no good obviously, looks actively unbothered.That said I do not think they will care about your knees as long as shoulders and legs are covered themselves. Isn't there anybody who will know many in attendance that you can check your outfit with?
>>34629252Kinda gay.
>>34629254I would expect this sticker to go down with a chuckle 95%-99% of time but be prepared for some really unhinged comments the times it doesn't. I don't know the kind of person you are, if you stand your ground easily and keep people at distance easily, it could be fine, but definitely expect a "so how/when can I hit it?" comment sooner or later from a strange man at a gas station at night.
>>34629251Who died?
>>34629251As soon as I saw the dress I was gonna suggest stockings and a jacket to wear over it, so you're probably on the right track for thinking that.>>34629254I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "I HIT GIRLS" that was clearly for a roller derby team but it still made me laugh, so go for it. I didn't even make the connection that it could be sexual until you suggested it.
>>34629256Yeah, that's what I suspected but that was the only dress I could find that wasn't even more i appropriated (like too low cut/straps/tight/shorter). I'll try to get black stockings too, thanks. >Isn't there anybody who will know many in attendance that you can check your outfit with?Unfortunately not, not. It's my paternal grandfather's and let's just say the relationship to that side of the family is very icy and non-existent since over a decade. Which is also why I don't want to do anything inappropriate.
It's over for saars their indian whores cannot resist the BWC
>>34629261My grandpa. >>34629262Thanks for confirming I'm not totally off. I've never really been to a funeral with church service and all before (my other grandpa dies right during covid), so I have no idea how that works.
>>34629265Sorry for your loss
>>34629268Thanks anon.
>>34629263Eh, people will probably be able to make a guess that you do not have a limitless number of suitable options. If you're lucky, pairing it with black tights will make the sheer parts invisible for everybody but someone scrutinizing every tiny bit (and then they should just stop being creepy and focus on the deceased). I get it. If it makes you feel better, maybe you can work on bringing something (a heartfelt card, an especially nice personalized bouquet) to show your goodwill so you feel like not everything depends on the outfit. I have to say though while I am not religious and where I live black being the standard for funerals is actually pretty old-fashioned (a lot of people outright request that guests wear their most colorful/fun outfit) so there's that, but still, I am overanalyzing because you asked but the picture you posted, even with bare shoulders, would never actually strike me as inappropriate irl for a funeral, would not stand out negatively. I think you will be fine.
>>34629264male anons can we do this?
>>34629275Dress up like cowboys? OK, pardner.
>>34629273I just checked and I have black thighs at home, so that's good. I think it will be fine if I pair multiple things to make sure everything is covered even if some parts are covered by double sheer. He was 92, from a conservative area and very catholic, so this is absolutely not going to be one of those modern and unconventional funerals, but you're right, if someone finds the time to scrutinize my outfit instead of focusing on the ceremony then that's more inappropriate than me maybe having a little dress code violation going on. Thanks, this helped.
>>34629275Indian manlets gets MOGGED he cannot compete with BWC CHAD
>>34629275kittenposter i'm gonna be real honest with you it's really sad how desperate for online male attention you are. i get that you're socially maladjusted and it's way harder to talk to people irl than it is here because this thread is full of extremely horny guys who will give any woman free (you)s but it comes off as pathetic and you can do better than that. this is supposed to be an advice thread, not an attention seeking thread, so my advice to you would be seriously consider blocking this thread and maybe this website from your browser and try making real friends in real life instead of fishing for attention from people who might as well not be real at all and certainly do not have good intentions.
>>34628410Very impressed because Yuki is one of my favourite artists and the song that went with that art fucking goes hardhttps://youtu.be/yijpsX0PgiAI also own two shirts with her art on it already
Saar is in full copium mode kek micropeen jeet
>>34629283You're welcome, sorry for your loss and I hope it is a beautiful service that does him justice!
>>34629286im sorry, real people scare me and i just want to feel desired
Men, has anyone on finasteride also stopped bein turned on by boobs, in favor of pussies?>>34627964>strawmanLiterally no one has ever used that excuse about abortion.
>>34629293Thank you.
>>34629285This is a filter, no way are they both wearing clown shoes!
State GenderWould you be willing to date someone who has basically no interest in interacting with anyone but you? Think before you answer, this does include anyone you'd want to introduce them to such as friends or family, also that any and all interests, venting/ranting, and opinions overall that they wish to talk about will fall entirely on you.
>>34629303F and no, never.
>>34629254You gonna get rear-ended.
>>34629303Not wanting to talk to others is fine, I'm not a social butterfly either. But you have to be a grown up and put on a brave face and carry polite conversation with people sometimes. Otherwise the question is would you date a sometimes nonverbal autistic, to which the answer is no.
>>34629292Why are you acting like uncle Ruckus towards your fellow brown people, ENTJ?
>>34629303Myou are insane or retarded if you answer yes to this
>>34629311You'd be surprised, some people are into the whole 'cold shoulder to everyone but you' trope in a partner.
At the end of a first date with a girl we hugged and she gave the best hug I've ever received. She ran her fingers across my back and it felt so nice. This was like a year and a half ago and I still think about it sometimes. How are women so good at making you feel so good?
>>34629315Might work if you mutually feel that way and do not want kids. But you cannot properly introduce children into the world if you have shut off from the world yourself and given up on your fellow people.
Do women enjoy problem solving?
What do you people think of the incoming 16 and under social media ban?Kind of sus how they’re excluding Discord, Telegram and Bluesky
>>34629317It's being able to relax into it and touch with feeling. If you feel enough emotion while you do it, your movements will automatically feel tender, your touch warm. The good part then is not just the physical embrace, it's like the hug is the physical proof of this person feeling good about you. It's the best.
>>34629315yeah and thats fucking retarded
>>34629303MYes. I don't know what such a person would want with me though.
>>34629320It is not rare at all for women to hugely enjoy puzzles, I have known more women fanatic about sudokus or crosswords than men. If I have to generalize though I feel that with real life problems men definitely lean more towards loving (finding) the solution and women (myself included) are most fascinated by understanding the problem, how it came to be, why it is a problem...
>>34629321I don't know anything about it or how it would work. I don't think it'll end up having the result that people want.
>>34629317>She ran her fingers across my back and it felt so nice.Yep, that'll do it.
>>34629323How?
>>34629322>the hug is the physical proof of this person feeling good about youYup that definitely came across and now I want to be hugged. I'm about to go to bed hugless, this world is too cruel.
>>34629326>understanding the problemThat's part of the problem solving, innit?>why it is a problemNot sure how to interpret this? Women have to be convinced that an obvious problem is actually problematic? Or they go looking for reason why everything is problematic?
>>34629295you give me the ick
>>34629332Look into getting a good massage! Someone who really enjoys their profession and is good at it, is able to communicate this care pure through massaging.
>>34629336Bangladeshi slut
>>34629336Disgusting
>>34629335>That's part of the problem solving, innit?Oftentimes yes but as I said, in my experience men would sooner gloss over analyzing the problem to just start trying potential solutions and see if anything sticks. Women would prefer to spend a lot of time analyzing the problem even if that means trying possible solutions only later. >an obvious problemNot all problems are obvious. Especially human-related problems (e.g. "this employee does not function well at all in their current role") are not inherent problems - the way having cancer is an inherent problem - but a matter of how their qualities fit into the surroundings, a matter of context and combination. If the person is not inherently problematic then finding a role for them where they function better is the solution. But then you first need to analyze is the problem the function they were assigned or is this person themselves the problem (aka they are generally not professional enough).
>>34629336rough sex is the most unappealing and even scary looking thing ive ever seen shit makes me want to stay a virgin forever
>>34629336I feel sorry for indian moids they will never experience this
>>34629336Imagine the smell ick
>>34629343He's just fucking her hard, rough can look a lot worse (spitting, slapping, choking, hair pulling). The hand he rests on her stomach actually looks gentle.
>>34629349Kek shes enjoying that BWC like her ancestors getting colonized for generations
we need to ban all sex altogether right niw
>>34629342>employee does not function well at all in their current role>not inherent problemsThe fuck?
>>34629349i guess i used the terms interchangeably, but yeah that rough stuff sounds even worse. sex should be soft, kind and safe, not intense and scary, looks like someones bound to get hurt and not in a good way
>>34629354Jesus anon I mean not inherent in the sense that the person is not inherently useless as an employee (= should be fired). But you need to analyze the problem first to know is the problem with the worker themselves or with the role they were assigned. The problem arises from the combination of factors (good worker + wrong function) and not with a bad element (bad worker).
>>34629353that and ban being attracted to each other
>>34629355Idk, I definitely do not love rough sex and the gif to me looks like she is hugely playing up her response. But pleasure that can be mistaken for pain at first glance is a pretty normal aspect of sex and intensity is at least sometimes appreciated by most people. I think sex can just look off putting or kind of scary even when it feels soft and nice on the inside. It's not for nothing that children catching their parents fucking typically think their dad is trying to kill their mom, even if it is tender romantic sex. Hell even pleasure moans are easily confused for pained moaning.
>>34629336F. I wish that was me right now
>>34629358It's over for the poojeet saar
at least poster IDs would slow down his samefagging
>>34629321I am firmly in favor of any social media or even smartphone ban for minors. I feel very bad for the generation that lost out on experimenting unseen because of this.
>>34629326Women don't get the same enjoyment from finding or implementing the solution?
Foid when she's not ovulating: >>34629343Foid when she is ovulating: >>34629362
>>34629292Indian women were made for white men mic drop womp womp
>>34629292F wow shes so pretty
>>34629369Anon I said in my very first post I feel men prefer the satisfaction of the solution and women prefer the satisfaction of growing to understand the problem better. I do not think women DON'T like solving issues. But you were talking about comparing men and women on average. Yes I do think men are more focused on finding the solution.
>>34629367Go to reddit.
>>34629292Would destroy that poojeeta ass indian men can fuck off
>>34629361sex is just one of those things that look ugly even if its not
>>34629377Yeah agreed. And the thing is that ugliness also reads as hot if you are in it and enjoying it. Orgasm face is hot not because it looks pretty but because you see someone losing control. The whole of sexual mechanics is kind of like that.
>>34629374I'm just thinking about and trying to process your answers. I appreciate the effort you put into sincerely answering the question.Being a man, I'm trying to imagine what problem solving might feel like from a female perspective based on what you said.
>>34629377yeah which makes me wonder how can people watch porn and worse, get addicted to it
I wish my mom and my sister would kiss one day. Would be so fucking hot.
>>34629378>Orgasm face is hot not because it looks pretty but because you see someone losing control. The whole of sexual mechanics is kind of like that.sounds demonic>>34629382i assume the porn in question that most p.addicts get hooked on is the professional stuff that isnt all that realistic to real life, not as gross as rl.
>>34629380Nah that's fine I was just honestly wondering if you read my posts properly because it felt like I had already told you that. But processing is valid.I don't think I can explain it better than feeling like men are mostly motivated by the idea of "cracking the case" and finding the solution. In their eyes, that's what everything revolves around, anything to do with the problem is relevant only in solving it. Women often reason the other way around, as in: sometimes a perfect solution is not possible. Oftentimes several solutions work equally well (or work more or less equally well with different pros and cons). So for them the crucial part is not really how you decide to respond to the issue. Once you fully understand the issue (why it is an issue in the first place, how it came to be that way), you can simply make a practical decision for how to react, in their eyes. So the solution is relatively mundane and boring compared to understanding the problem. Women have this attitude a lot. It is part of why they discuss conflict so much with others. Listening to your friend talk about why she feels disrespected by her sister, can teach you stuff about when your friend feels disrespected, and you can use that stuff to be a better friend for her in the future, even if you will never solve her issues with her sister. Do you get what I mean? Women are more willing to pick up issues or insights with the idea of "who knows when this knowledge will serve me" and they are less bothered by situations they cannot see an easy solution for.
Ex unblocked me is this a trap he’s set in hopes i message him when he told me to leave him alone? I don’t post on instagram nor do i post on my story either Is this him trying open the door? Im obviously not gonna message him if he has something to say he can say it I don’t want to play retarded gamesIt’s just a bit odd that im unblocked now
>>34629384Demonic??? How so? You realize being delighted to hear someone cackle and snort with laughter is also a form of enjoying them losing control right?
>>34629378NTA, but "losing control" is sometimes the scariest aspect of sex for some people.
>>34629390Oh for sure, I am a sucker for control myself, it just is scary. But always remaining in control comes with the price of never experiencing rapture or true vulnerability or true intimacy.
>>34629389just the way you phrased it, makes it sound like a lust/control thing rather than a love thingi get being vulnerable for your partner and sex is a great way to do that, but the vulnerability should come from seeing each other naked and trusting each other with genitalia touching, not something as extreme as losing sexual control.
>>34629394Losing sexual control is not extreme. You cannot climax if you do not lose control. I am not talking about anyone being overpowered or forced or whatever. I am talking about surrender and relaxation, being your real messy self in bed.
>>34629393I don't see being vulnerable as a positive thing, and I don't think gatekeeping intimacy as something a person can only experience if they're willing to be made to lose all agency is fair.
>>34629388If he hasn’t sent you a message he probably unblocked you just out of curiosity
>>34629395>You cannot climax if you do not lose controlNTA, but that's not true. It's just harder to get there if you're in your own head about it.
>>34629396>lose all agencyI did not say anything like that whatsoever, nor did I mean that in any way. >I don't see being vulnerable as a positive thingWell, it is. It is not possible to not be vulnerable and experience the depth of emotion you can when being vulnerable. It is the difference between fighting back tears and letting go and weeping when you feel like it.
is it possible for someone to each me sex or is it too late for me at age 37?
>>34629398It is incredibly common for women to be unable because they cannot relax enough. I have also experienced it often myself. Exactly because if you are tense and thinking stuff like "how will my face look if I cum" turns you off, takes you out of it, makes you look at yourselves like a distant observer and basically holds off all those sensations that might make you climax otherwise.
>>34629400It's never too late. Sex is not difficult in technical terms. The biggest elements that help are character traits (stuff like patience, empathy, sensuality) that are not really learned in the first place - you could be a natural pretty much.
>>34629395losing control sexually is inherently extreme, just cause its common doesn’t make it not any less extreme. >I am talking about surrender and relaxation, being your real messy self in bed.Had disagree, the person someone is during sex should hardly be much of an extension of themselves but rather just them as they are with their partner outside of sex.
>>34629405>losing control sexually is inherently extreme, just cause its common doesn’t make it not any less extreme.I don't know if you are a man or a woman but for a woman to allow for comfortable penetration your muscles need to relax a lot. That is already a way of losing control. It is not a button you flip on or off - then the only equivalent to losing control would be losing consciousness. It is a spectrum. Everyone likes to remain in control of some things. It is why even BDSM fanatics have a safe word just in case. But losing some control in general terms is just for most people necessary to enjoy sex in the first place. Do you think a woman having an orgasm is "extreme"? >rather just them as they are with their partner outside of sex.So... not in a sexual headspace? Making small talk about groceries while touching each other's bits? Swallowing down sex noises? What should I picture?
>>34629402Relaxing is hard and complicated. And also overrated, if you ask me. I'd rather have a bf that loves me and understands me enough to know that I want him to drag an orgasm out of me, rather than one who expects me to be magically able to relax my mind and my body enough to not tense up or worry during sex. I know it's a selfish angle to think about it, but isn't that what sexual/romantic compatibility is about? Having complimentary personalities and issues rather than expecting everyone to be perfect?
>>34629387I think I understand what you're trying to say.
>>34629411>I know it's a selfish angle to think about itI don't actually think so. I just don't know if it works (you will, though, if you already tried this and know it works for you). I know nobody can "force" an orgasm out of me if I'm tense. It's just not a thing. Any force will increase the tension like you are pulling on a knot tightening it further. However I cannot speak for all women and it could be very different for you. >one who expects me to be magically able to relaxWell that would be a bad attitude. How much you can relax is always not just about yourself but also about how the other person treats you and how much they allow you to relax with their attitude. Expecting someone to just zen their way to bliss on their own would be delusional for anyone.>Having complimentary personalities and issues rather than expecting everyone to be perfect?Yeah pretty much. The only thing I'd change is I think it is often about seeing the beauty in someone and not resenting their imperfections, whether or not you complement each other well.
>>34629404okay, but first I need to figure out how to beat my avoidant personality disorder? I haven't been officially diagnoised mainly because I don't know the proper channels to do that but I hit all the basic checkboxes, I squander oppertunities and interactions out of ear of being rejected, my likes and hobbies I'm afraid to share with people out of fear they actually suck, are unbecoming or just plain unacceptable to people and would cause me to be looked at as someone who should be shunned or fired and I can go an entire day without vocally speaking around people and try my best to be an NPC and not actively seek out people to talk to
>>34629409> for a woman to allow for comfortable penetration your muscles need to relax a lot.True, but thats gradual and a conscious act that only she is in control of. not something that implies any sort of loss of control, can i ask why you think it is?>Do you think a woman having an orgasm is "extreme"?Depends entirely how she got said orgasm, but most likely no.>sexual headspaceBut why does that have to be a thing? Libido is a normal adult feeling, physical connection through sex with your partner is already enough, the important thing here is romance not sex.
>>34629418Yeah for sure. I know it is hard but you will not able to beat it (or even improve upon it) any other way than exposure. Feeling like you will die and doing it anyway, again and again. You cannot learn it without doing it. Obviously focus on friendships first rather than romantic opportunity.
>>34629417>Any force will increase the tension like you are pulling on a knot tightening it furtherExactly. And eventually the line proverbially snaps, which is the orgasm. How would you describe how a relaxed orgasm goes?>but also about how the other person treats you and how much they allow you to relax with their attitudeI can't in good conscience put any of my personal inability to relax on a partner. It's a me problem, through and through. Expecting someone else to handle my dumb shit feels unfair. All I hope and ask for is patience.>not resenting their imperfectionsThat's definitely important, too.
>>34629419>can i ask why you think it is?Because it's not under my control. Just like you do not have full control over whether or not you get an erection (or get wet if you are a woman). Sure I can help it along, I can fill my head with fantasies that help, and if I do not want to get aroused I can try really hard to think of unsexy things. But that is the extent of my influence over it, let alone "control". >why does that have to be a thing? Err I guess it does not HAVE to be I legitimately just have a hard time picturing what sex that is not overtly sexual would look like. Okay take a date for comparison. If you go out on a date then you are hoping to invest in the romantic parts of your relationship. This means you are going to give each other soft eyes, bond over romantic memories/fantasies for the future, do stuff like walk around holding hands or stargaze. You do not talk about the habit of your partner you like least, you do not complain about work problems, you do not pick the date to hash out a practical issue like whether to spend the holidays with your family or theirs. Why not? Because you want to feel like the romance is all there is in that moment. You do not want to be distracted by unromantic thoughts. This does not mean you are not being your "normal selves" on the date. It just means you are focusing on specific parts of yourselves and your feelings for each other to make the date as romantic as possible - the goal.It is the same for sex for most people where if you are going to have it, you want to feel the depth of specifically their sexual feelings. Because it makes the sex sexier, more sexual, more fulfilling, just like a romantic date hits the spot more than a not that romantic date. >the important thing here is romance not sex.What is so wrong with sex that even while having sex it should be an afterthought?
>>34629421>And eventually the line proverbially snaps, which is the orgasm.Definitely not for me, if the tension gets too high I literally stop feeling stuff, physical or otherwise, I am just on high alert. This is why casual sex never worked out for me, need to feel comfortable first. >How would you describeProbably like waves swelling and getting increasingly high. There are waves of orgasmic feeling rolling over you. At some point they are so intense you realize/become aware an actual orgasm is building and that realization is usually what does it for me. Though I can also sometimes be surprised by just how suddenly my body can take no more. >All I hope and ask for is patience.This is fair and I think a good attitude to have. I would expect actual ongoing patience to do more to help you feel safe than you might expect, though.
Some femanons are too quirky.Too quirky for their own good.
>>34629425Casual sex wouldn't do anything for me either.>wavesYes, but the idea of it building tension towards and eventually overcoming some sort of barrier/line is how I always feel about orgasms. Sounds similar enough.>I would expect actual ongoing patience to do more to help you feel safe>safeWhat even IS safety in this context? It's not like I worry that the guy I'm dating will hurt me, betray my trust, judge me unfairly, hold my feelings against me, or otherwise do anything I wouldn't want him to.Btw, I appreciate the thoughtful responses. It's nice to have conversations here that offer introspection and new points of view.
>>34629430>Casual sex wouldn't do anything for me either.Can I ask how these two relate to each other for you? Because I imagine a stranger giving you that tense feeling more easily than someone you are more used to. Or are there different categories where it can be both a good tense or too much tension? >Sounds similar enough.Yeah I think so too. I think the biggest difference is I do not feel like I chase anything it just comes over me. When I was young I used to have trouble coming (solo) unless I really tensed up my legs and/or held my breath. I learned to do it totally slack and that is the difference for me, like more active or passive. >What even IS safety in this context?A feeling. But it usually is, rather than objective safety.>It's not like I worry thatYou can feel unsafe or not really outright safe without anything like that though. But I guess to answer I think the biggest thing is there is a difference between trusting that someone will not betray your trust and actually being in a vulnerable position and experiencing them not betraying your trust. Even if it is something as small as, say, accidentally farting during sex where sure it is human and it can happen but most people would feel utterly mortified to be made fun of in that position. You can believe a hundred times over that this person is kind and would not humiliate you over something innocent like that. But that is still not the same as experiencing it and seeing with your own eyes that he does not. Experiences like that are what makes you feel safe and like you can relax. The way you might be able to tell a very close friend anything, including memories that make you ashamed, without thinking twice, whereas with a new friend you might constantly wonder how you come across or if they will judge what you say. Knowing it will not be easy for you to shock them, let alone put them off. Trust. You are welcome, it is indeed rare and I enjoy it too, a lot.
Is there some developmental imperative that requires little boys to be so loud and noisy?
I wish I could switch places with my grandad
>>34629442my dad fixed that by beating me and yelling at me when I got too annoying
>>34629295Don’t goon bait incels as a woman for an entire year and pull a surprised pikachu when they find out you’re a troon and get shitty with you. Hopefully you realize how sad this all is and take steps forward to making more of a life for yourself. Gay sex is extremely risky and terrible but I hear there are shit loads of chasers out there. I guarantee you’re desirable to the right audience. Not sorry for blowing up your spot whatsoever you need to move forward. This is absolutely maladaptive and that’s a good thing because life gets a lot better than what you have now. I’d say the same thing to an xx btw
>>34629442No and not all of them are, my nephew is pretty calm and quiet for his age. I think boys just get told to be quiet less often than girls because people have more acceptance that boys want to act out and make noise than they do for girls. Also it is totally normal for small kids to just not realize their noises could be annoying to others. Empathy and observing yourself from afar develop much much much later. Insofar as some kids already understand that stuff fairly young, it is because their parents hammered into them a thousand times not to use outdoor voices inside etc, not because they actually understand why.
>>34629439>Can I ask how these two relate to each other for you?Like I mention later in that post, I implicitly expect a degree of understanding and trust from someone before I'll even consider being alone with them, let alone have sex with them. It's not even a matter of being tense around them, I just don't want to be sexual with someone unless I think I know them decently well.>I learned to do it totally slack and that is the difference for meI can't even picture what that's like. Maybe that's where the difference in experiences is coming from.>there is a difference between trusting that someone will not betray your trust and actually being in a vulnerable position and experiencing them not betraying your trustVery true, that makes sense. But I feel like my bf has proven how much I can trust him plenty of times. So if I'm still not as relaxed as I probably should be, it has to be a me problem.
>>34629442I mean, you know stereotypes about the quiet boys... they become 4chan wizards
>>34629429What does that even mean.
>>34629449>my nephew is pretty calm and quiet for his ageMy nephew is certainly not.
>>34629451>It's not even a matter of being tense around them, I just don't want to be sexual with someone unless I think I know them decently well.This premise in itself makes sense to me but I figure if I felt like tension helped me climax I would also be tempted to seek out ultra tense situations. I am happy this is not the case for you though! It is a lot more practical to seek out people you feel good around after all. >I can't even picture what that's like.Yeah I understand. I remember the first times I tried it I definitely felt like I was so relaxed it was like I was about to fall asleep rather than have an orgasm. I guess it was just a matter of trying it often enough that I grew used to it. First went to only sometimes tensing my legs if I wanted it extreme intense to being so used to it that option never crossed my mind anymore. If I now try to tense/spread my legs I find it distracting and not enhancing. The biggest difference is it used to feel like I had to chase or reel in an orgasm and now it feels like it just happens inside me and there is no escaping, it will get me, not the other way around. >that makes senseI am happy you agree bc I feel people very often underestimate this part. While everyone understands if you 100% believe someone would save your life, you would still feel a bunch of stuff and have the relationship change if that person actually saves your life. Being actually really vulnerable and being met with kindness is a small way of feeling like someone saves your life and it inspires love, trust, surrender.That said, you are right, if your bf does everything right and has shown you left and right that you can trust him, but you have trouble with that, it is about you. That said the way I read your words in my head sounds accusative and I do not agree with it. People are not just born feeling like they cannot let their guard down. You did not choose to be this way or make yourself this way.
>>34629465The fuck with all that longass redditspacing posting?
>>34629461My condolences. If it makes you feel better, calm for his age or not, he is at the age (almost four) where he constantly wants to partake in conversation with adults but is bored by adult conversation because he does not follow it. So he does love telling you mid-sentence to stop talking because he wants to talk. Or just pushing two sticky hands in your face to get the point across.
>>34629472If I had nothing to say I would not reply in the first place. You can skip posts you find too long.>redditspacingIt's using paragraphs for readability. It does not matter for shorter texts but longer texts become tiring blobs if you don't do this. (Well, they can still be tiring blobs in terms of the content, but you get my point.)
>>34629474Most books work just fine without that performative volume increaser.
>>34629477They will still have paragraphs, just usally starting on a new line rather than having a blank line. That is a stylistic choice. Not leaving blank lines makes more sense if your every paragraph builds on the previous like with a traditional thick novel. Leaving blank lines makes more sense when you want to highlight specific elements, like for educational books. The books that do not feature blank lines are also usually the type of book people sit down with and get lost into, not some post they spot while scrolling. It demands and deserves more full attention from the reader than an internet post.
>>34629459Soon you will find out.Gypsy music is so funny.
>>34629424moid hands
>>34629492>ur just a manWhatever helps you sleep anon.
I've been a good man I deserve a gf with a big clit
>>34629473>telling you mid-sentence to stop talking because he wants to talkThat's more considerate than a lot of adults I know, who won't even show you the courtesy of asking you to shut up before they start talking over you and completely ignore what you happened to have to say.
>>34629465>The biggest difference is it used to feel like I had to chase or reel in an orgasm and now it feels like it just happens inside me and there is no escaping, it will get me, not the other way around.Sounds idyllic. I wonder if that's attainable.>You did not choose to be this way or make yourself this way.Of course. But I talk about myself this way because I'm in my 30's; I should have my shit figured out by now.
>>34629497To be fair he does also just talk over you without further comment. Then again he is four and I have faith he will grow out of it unlike - you're unfortunately right - some people.
>>34629494you didnt deny it
>>34629477This whataboutism is buckling me
>>34629498>Sounds idyllic. I wonder if that's attainable.I think it should be? It is just hard to say because anybody commenting online on learning to cum without needing to be in a specific position, holding their breath etc is already posting a success story. And then there are the people that comment they can only cum X way, without being able to judge if they actually tried to do it differently or not. So it is hard to say how common it is to try earnestly and fail. My intuition says anybody that can have an orgasm should be able to learn to do it without tricks, though, I see no reason why that would simply be inherently unachievable to some. Side note but I also kind of resent all the stats about how many women can come vaginally for this same reason. I am sure some women just have a really hard time with it. But without knowing how good her partners were, what was tried and with how much effort, it tells me next to nothing. After all it is definitely not rare for women to not experience it until they do at some point in life with more experience or a different partner. At the same time reading that X% of women flat out cannot have vaginal orgasms imo makes women less likely to experiment. You simply do not know what is possible until you have tried (and in order to really try you have to be open to the possibility that it can be different). >I'm in my 30's, I should have my shit figured out by now. I don't know what this means to you but I have struggled since forever, very consciously since moving out at eighteen, and it took me until I was literally thirty to start figuring out why. I am still in that process. I do not feel you should have figured your shit out by now. I think a difficult process has its own pace, its own logic. You need to be strong enough to face the answers that come with asking yourself the hard questions. In my experience people that are cavalier about it being achievable to figure all your issues out early, don't have big issues.
>>34629505You are responding to a post where I describe the level of control I feel over getting wet (or not), what added value does actually saying "no I am not a guy" have? All I could do to convince naysayers is post a picture and I'm not going to do that. So if you want to think I'm a man, you do that. That's the freedom of the internet.
>>34629508>post a picturePost your hands.
Why do foids hate Alysa Liu?
>>34629516I actually love her (I'm not a dyke though)
>>34629512Why the fuck not, I guess.
any of you smart ladies and gentlemen know where I can download movies with japanese subtitles?its for the gf
>>34629528Wow, a femanon actually delivering hands for once.Thank you.You ok?Google thinks:>The image shows skin on the hand that appears dry, red, or flaking, which is consistent with conditions such as contact dermatitis, hand eczema, or psoriasis.Funny.
>>34629532Sure. Kek, Google's not wrong, I have thought a handful of times recently I now understand why "hand lotion" is a thing. I unironically thought it was only a euphemism for lotion for masturbation. No psoriasis or eczema though, just dry.
>>34629530I'm no expert but I think you should be able to download Japanese subtitles separately, if the movie is famous enough that you can find those. Back when we watched more movies my bf used to download the movie first then go to Open Subtitles to get the right subtitles. I am not sure if that is the best website (still), there are more websites offering the same. I think because subtitles alone are not illegal to download, this should be easier than the movie itself. You then just place the subtitles file in the file of the movie.
>>34628305>Please tell me you're just gooning with it at least, and not finding genuine emotional fulfillment from it?The ability to simulate any scenario+sex+continuations with fairly accurate characterization is pretty amazing, better than porn in some ways, I guess it comes down to having involvement in the story instead of watching braindead meat grinding or reading someone else's coom material. Hentai doujinshi hold a respectable second place with the advantage of visualizations, though the story writing tends to be kinda poor.I've tried the emotional fulfillment part, but concluded that it just can't organically progress the ebbs and flows of a relationship even within the limited context size, the answers are either too cue-based (caused by the instruct tuning) and then artificially brings stuff from past conversations, assuming that you want every moment to be equally reflected in the present, and the quality deteriorates. Pretty sure there just isn't enough long-context training data on real long-term relationship development to capture it realistically. However, once they figure out infinite memory without quality degradation, it's gonna be so over for real women.On 8gb vram you can run at most Mistral Small 24B or Gemma 4 31B at Q2 to Q4 at passable speeds with optimized settings in Kobold. Never used cloud models for cooming, I don't want big tech watch me coom to 13 year old anime characters.
>>34629533Clearly you need a partner to KISS them so they stay MOIST
>>34629528finally! some posted wrist bulge!
>>34629539thanks, Ill give that a go. now we just need a good movie. I already forgot what genre she liked, but I think it was suspense/mystery
>>34629528I cant even tell what gender this is supposed to be
>>34629546The boobs and wide hips suggest a woman.Probably around 30.
>>34629548or could be a very fat man with messed up hormones due to obesityI've seen some fat fucks with bigger titst than women
>>34629548I'm early thirties, not bad anon. Good eye. >>34629546I understand and feel the pink shirt is honestly most decisive here. But I am not retarded enough to post pictures that make my sex clearer here. Hell I worked hard to get my shirt this frumpy and loose for the shot in the first place.
>>34629551>Good eye.It's me being a handfag for years, so I can kind of tell.
>>34629552Right! Hands do show age.
im a khhv so i dont know what pussy is like or kissing etc and sometimes when i jerk off i get hit with a deep sorrow because im seeing what i cant have and its like life is saying to me "see this? this tight, fertile body, this life, this womb? well you cant have it! sad little incel youll NEVER have this, and time only makes it less likely, sad sad little incel man" and this cuts deep in my soul and feels like ive been rejected by life itself since im not part of the circle of reproduction because no woman, who basically represent life, has let me 'in' whether that means accepting me emotionally or physically - both are instrumental to being - and that weighs on me heavily it's like damn, the universe hates me, nature hates me, women hate me, even though a woman hasnt had occasion to hate me i still feel as if they hate me because they are not sympathetic to me, which is an irrational way to feel but i cant seem to help it.
>>34629554How many women have you asked out or attempted to kiss/seduce? A woman can only reject you if you make your interest known in the first place...
>>34629553You can call me crazy, but they show a lot more than just age.They also say a lot about your mental state, especially with women. Druggies have notoriously ugly and dirty hands e.g., short nails that have clearly been chewed off because of nervousness and so on.If I look at your hands, I think you're either working in health care, or love to knit/sew or something similar.
>>34629551Thanks for posting that tight handpussy. We appreciate you
I've been looking at the grocery store leaflet for like 10 minutes now and don't know what to buy and cook today.
>>34629528Why so veiny? Working out?
>>34629559Huh. I don't know if you are right or you just like hands so much they get your imagination running, period. I work an office job (in law, that is not my field but easier to find work in than my field) and actually feel I am a pretty anxious person, but when I struggle with it I tend to pick at my skin (imaginary or real zits on my shoulders for example) rather than chew my nails or the skin around the nails.
>>34629532>>34629546>>34629550>>34629559>>34629560And this is why it is NEVER a good idea to post hands.
>>34629564I don't know! It struck me too in the picture. I do feel it looks more dramatic on camera than irl but other than that I have no answers, I have not been working out (not at all today and only light intensity yoga stuff overall). I do feel my veins havee started standing out more with aging though. And obviously I am quite pale and this just makes them more visible but that has always been the case and I do feel they got more prominent over time.
>>34629568its ok to post hands if you're attractive or have a good bodyotherwise its asking to get roasted
>>34629568Wdym? Those are positive posts.
>>34629563I'll help you brainstorm if you post what kind of meal you are looking for (how much prep time, what you generally like, dietary restrictions).
>>34629507>My intuition says anybody that can have an orgasm should be able to learn to do it without tricksDidn't expect to be so hopeful today. This is what self-help books should discuss.>But without knowing how good her partners were, what was tried and with how much effort, it tells me next to nothingExactly. Even on a personal basis, I've definitely learned that how things seem to be are subject to change based on a ton of factors, including just plain time.
>>34629572NTA but I think they just mean that people will be able to infer more from a given picture than you think. Which is just true.
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>>34629567>Huh. I don't know if you are right or you just like hands so much they get your imagination running, period.Jury is still out on if I am just insane!>I work an office jobIt might not be a good idea to not post really personal stuff about yourself on 4chan.I didn't mean to call your hands anxious looking, just to be clear.My veins are deep under the skin, so whenever I have to get anything intravenous, the nurses take forever to find a vein.>>34629568Calm down, nothing happened.
>>34629573That's the thing, I am not sure and don't see anything that motivates me to make.I might just make some sosigs, but it's 2pm now and I'm hungry as fuck, not having eaten anything today yet.
>>34629528>veinmogged by a femanon:^(
>>34629578Eh, I am consistent about not posting location and working in law is really really really broad. Your point is indisputable though.Nah I just meant someone's hands can look calm just because they have another way of self-soothing, the other way around. >nurses take forever to find a veinThat sucks, I know the issues from others, I've never had them miss but apparently it really hurts.
Personally I side with Israel now. Between kikes and shitskins I hate shitskins more.Which dog do you have in the Israel vs Iran fight? Either sex
>>34629580Then just get a snack first so you are not actively distracted by your hunger, then decide. FWIW either risotto or soup is my go to when I'm feeling lazy but still want a homecooked meal. Or when I'm really lazy it's rice from the rice cooker + some vegetable I put in the oven, usually zucchini.
>>34629583I don’t agree with Zionism but I like that they kill browns
>>34629583>Personally I side with Israel now. Between kikes and shitskins I hate shitskins more.>Which dog do you have in the Israel vs Iran fight? Either sexI don't like neither of them.
>>34629574I get why it is often stressed that many women just do not orgasm easily or vaginally though, I do feel accepting the way you experience pleasure is the first step to branching out. Plus feeling like you "should" have a certain response and do not makes most people feel inadequate or broken, which is really detrimental to exploring and discovering. But it is a fine line between reassuring people their pace and way of being at the moment is fine and covertly giving the message that they should settle for what they already experience, inabilities and difficulty included. >Even on a personal basis (...) including timeYesss, definitely. Even with one and the same partner it can make so much difference if you are doing something for the first time or for the nth time. Long after you think you trust someone, love them and feel comfortable those feeling still keep growing and impacting things.
>>34629583MIran. I thought I was going to be much older when Israel collapses
>>34629528You look like someone's mom.
>>34628759MDefinitely either skydiving or some other flying thing like hot air balloons or those propeller parachute things. Flying is my dream.
>>34629591I don’t want to alarm you, but some of us posting here look like someone’s dad.
>>34629321It's a good thing maybe they should change it to 18. Kind of wish they could do that here in the states, probably would have saved a lot of impressionable you adolescents and not groomed them to become troons or far leftists or extreme right wing.
>>34629317Probably wanted you to give her the pp and or was being manipulative that way so you remember her.
>>34628759MSpec Miata racing.
>>34629587But do you hate kikes or browns more? Before you answer kikes, consider the personal encounters you’ve had with browns
>>34629546>boobs>fingernails>the shirt looks like a woman’s shirt>the person wearing it is shaped like a womanIdgi
>>34629590>We wouldn’t have browns everywhere if not for IsraelTrue, but if there were no browns?
>>34628759MI already do boxingif money isnt an issue, racing
>>34629599could be a trannyyou never know with atoga
>>34629602If she was shaped like a man, I could see it. But she ain’t
>>34629068MAlive: When you do or say something that leads to healing and improvement of society. Yeah it's hard, but feels incredible when it lands. Feeling like a real human comes from fixing your confidence in your human traits like your gender, race and mental capabilities.
>>34629554>>34629555As you did not answer, let me add in case you do still see this, my post was not intended to shame you but rather to try to actually soften the feeling that nobody is open to you. It is a very real feeling but it is still just a feeling. Only the people you have attempted to get close to without result "count" and in my experience guys with low self esteem (and introverts, late bloomers, a lot of groups that post here a lot) are not prone to putting themselves out there much. It is in that way easy to e.g. compare yourself to any friend you know that did have experiences with women, without counting the many more rejections they also likely faced before getting that success story. Just like how when someone has a job you do not know how long it took them to find that job or how much applications they sent out.Your feelings are real but it can help to realize they are less informed by facts and more by just being lonely and feeling shitty about yourself.
>>34629603he/she is shaped like an out of shape fat 30 yo man who never steps a foot outside the house
I think I hate Jewish bioweapons more than I hate Jews, which is why their weaponry is so effective
>>34629583MTrump>Israel>Iran, I guess>t. euro
>>34629582>Nah I just meant someone's hands can look calm just because they have another way of self-soothing, the other way around.Yes, I wasn't trying to say pretty hands means pretty spirit.I am very well aware that there is no correlation...
Euro Femanons.
>>34629068M>What makes (You) feel like a real human?Talking to other humans, being kind to them, sticking up for or other kind people and denouncing bad people.>What makes (You) feel alive?Driving down the highway with the windows down or admiring the scenery from a mountain peak or a very tall building.
why is that in the movies the actors look like they are having an orgasm when they eat?
>>34629606Looks like a 30 to 35 yo white woman who doesn’t work out 2 me
>>34629588>Plus feeling like you "should" have a certain response and do not makes most people feel inadequate or brokenThinking I know how my body works and then being proven wrong by a partner consistently makes me feel like I'm just totally stupid when it comes to myself. Like I was so used to taking a long time to get off by myself that having such an easy time with a partner was honestly a little bit upsetting. I have invested huge amounts of time, attention, money, etc towards pleasing myself and I still comparatively suck at it when he can just do whatever and get me there. So I wish I knew how I "should" respond, but it seems impossible to find where the baseline is supposed to be.>Long after you think you trust someone, love them and feel comfortable those feeling still keep growing and impacting things.This opens up a whole tangential can of worms for me, and idk if it's something you are interested in discussing, but I figured I'd just vent it out and see. How do you feel about the idea that someone could feel bad for having their preferences change over time? Personally, it feels like admitting to being naive or dumb when I find that my long-held beliefs concerning what I enjoy and dislike are challenged and I find out I actually feel differently. Flipping like that makes me worry that I will be seen as either incompetent in my own self reflection, easily manipulated into being compliant, or otherwise being a liar. Shit sucks.
>>34629613could be anythinga mysterious blob
>>34629608I’ll believe he said that shit once he’s willing to say it to the American people.But he’ll never do that.
>>34629303>State Gender>Would you be willing to date someone who has basically no interest in interacting with anyone but you?>Think before you answer, this does include anyone you'd want to introduce them to such as friends or family, also that any and all interests, venting/ranting, and opinions overall that they wish to talk about will fall entirely on you.I'm not sure I've seen irl couples like that have kids(they're sometimes rude and sometimes not rude)and ones that don't have kids(they're rude and or pleasant cool people)
>>34629303M>Would you be willing to date someone who has basically no interest in interacting with anyone but you?I’ve done that before and don’t enjoy it, so no.
>>34629618Why not?You don’t want a woman who is totally devoted to you? Is this even 4chan?
Why do the mallard drakes outnumber the hens by like 7 to 1?Also saw a tan and white pigeon among the regular gray ones.
>>34629620A woman like that is more devoted to never leaving her comfort zone than she actually is to you, or at least she is in my experience.It’s exhausting.
what (recent) movies do you guys recommend? need to watch a movie with the gf but I mainly watch classics and shes seen those already
>>34629606looks like an average dumpy frumpy lady in her 30s
>>34629373Stop larping, clown.
>>34629629LA ConfidentialThe RocketeerMask of ZorroWrap her in a big blanket, so she can’t escape, huehuehue.
>>34629614I get that it's super frustrating to invest so much and still feel another person outperforms you in the specific league of getting you off. But at the same time I don't think it's really a fair comparison. Think of how much easier you would laugh at something another person tells you face to face vs a thought you have by yourself. The fact that there is an element of surprise matters a lot. Plus I think most people just really enjoy things about partnered sex, even if that is just something like the sensuality of it, the skin on skin contact and closeness, that you cannot arrange for yourself by your own and would naturally make any additional sexy element hit harder. Your overall level of arousal will depend on the whole of what goes on after all so they have a headstart on you that way. As for your venting, I think I know what you mean but would like to pose the question, is it not possible that you deep down are uncomfortable with being a changing person with insights that grow over time, and this is why you fear others will feel the same way? I ask because I know that is how I feel, I too have had long-held beliefs that turned out to be total fiction, or feelings, emotional or physical responses that totally caught me off guard and disrupted narratives I have about myself. But I don't feel in any way like a liar or a naïve person. Just like someone who is developing and changing and who - like any human being! - also has conflicting needs and emotions at times. Basically I feel whole as a fragmented person if that makes sense. Sometimes other people do not understand that and ask out loud how you can think X but also Y (or any variation). Sometimes I can explain, sometimes not, but it never impacts how I feel about myself. This is not necessarily meant to be a final statement, I don't know if this will resonate with you or just raise more questions, either is fine I am just wondering how you feel about this.
>>34629629Everything Everywhere All At Once. Only caveat is that it's a long and very busy movie so not a good one to watch late at night if you are hoping to wind down the day and relax. But otherwise it has everything: good acting, original story, it's funny, touching, surprising and very romantic too.
>>34629629DUNC and DUNC 2 back to back
>>34629638you mean dune?i cant find anything named dunc>>34629634>>34629636thanks, trying these
>>34629638You did that on purpose.May thy blade break and shatter.
I am working out my glutes for femanon
>>34629639>you mean dune?yes
>>34629597Both.
>>34629644Rebecca Ferguson is bae.
>>34629642Femanons don’t want anons.
>>34629614Also just to drive the point home, I don't know if you have ever written stories, but basically where the shittiest writers introduce characters by traits that then are never shown again in their behavior (e.g. a character is supposedly shy but does all sorts of outrageous things), amateur writers make tropes where the shy character is always obviously shy in every situation. Better writers know that shy people will still loosen up in some situations. Will do stuff like drink for liquid courage and end up being bold because they're drunk. Try to mask their shyness in some situations or with some people by overcompensating. Basically if you want to write real people you have to make them a walking bunch of contradictions because that is what people are. They sincerely believe in things they don't always adhere to in their own life. They are adamant about certain advice -because- of the time they failed to take it themselves. They combine traits you would not expect can go togethere in a single person. That messsiness is what makes them real. A lot of the time it can appear like other people do not carry such contradictions or changes but it is all too often because they simply do not reflect on them or do not acknowledge them. Then it becomes a boiling frog situation where the changes creep up on them so slowly that if they don't look back, they don't even realize how much they have changed. So they can feel like a static person even when they're not.
>>34629652Femanons broken by Femcel Grippysock, unfortunately.
>>34629655what is a grippysock
>>34629639The Mummy Part 1 is a great, too.Unfortunately all the sequels get worse…Brandon Fraser deserved better!
>>34629657Well, the actually item are socks with little footings to prevent people from slipping.But the whole thing is a reeedit hive mind.
>>34629658that movie is the reason I'm terrified of mummies
>>34629655>>34629657Retarded zoomer buzzwords. He's saying a mentally ill unstable femanons broke the other femanons. Which is untrue. Mentally ill femanons are mentally ill for a reason. The legit mentally ill women can kill. Always be extremely cautious unironically
What do you do if her pussy gets too sore to fuck for days?
>>34629661>a mentally ill unstable femanons broke the other femanons. Which is untrueNTA but it was actually Chad's fault, right?
>>34629663You can usually work around it by just spending so much time having foreplay that her pussy loosened up optimally by the time you have sex. But continuing to do that will still have her remain sore for longer altogether even if it does not hurt during sex. So I recommend just sticking to non-penetrative stuff and in the future making sure you are quick to add lube when in doubt about her level of wetness. Even if she gets soppy wet, if you have a long session with lots of long strokes you can still end up not having enough natural fluids.
That Wizard is big angry we insulted Foids, lmao.
>>34629655My angle was more that they’re normal enough to not feel the need to want much more from anon than replies.
>>34629652>Femanons don’t want anons.Not even remotely true. I've talked to several guys off board and you guys are emotionally unavailable and just want to use women for sex/nudes.
>>34629663Is clitoral stimulation painful if she's already sore?I suppose blowjobs and oral in general are better activities for both anyway.
>>34629653Everybody lies, but are all people hypocrites?
>>34629664No it wasn't Chad's fault. Probably the environment she grew up in, etc.
>>34629672I think if you define a hypocrite as broadly (as I would) as judging others for doing, wanting or feeling things that you at times have done, wanted or felt yourself, then yes. I do not think this is necessarily a bad thing though. If you can acknowledge this in yourself it opens the way to becoming less judgmental as a person, feeling more empathy more often, relating to others more in general. It is only bad when people refuse to see those double standards because then it is the other way, their refusal becomes the rationalization for judging others unfairly and thus being a hypocrite in the common speech sense.
>gemini actually goes along with my erotic/pornographic ideas>it writes smutI love it. Right now its writing a tinkerbell sized woman that travels on her boyfriend's underwear.
>>34629681every model does it just needs a nudge
Stinky femanon checking in. What is taking up the extra space in your head today?
>>34629635>>34629653Disaster at work so I can't give this the attention it needs, but I wanted to thank you for giving me a lot to think about.
>>34629669Very cool of the other anons to go and blow it for me like that
>>34629683>Stinky femanon checking in.>What is taking up the extra space in your head today?Normalfags suck and wishing I was a neet, it's impossible in any country to be a neet. Also go shower. It's unhygienic and very unsafe to be stinky and dirty.
>>34629683A femanon -_-
>>34629684You are welcome and I am happy to hear that you find things in it to consider. As for the last point about being a hypocrite or not, I realized that more succinctly said it is realizing that my own reflexive judgment of others is often hypocritical that makes me attribute less weight and credibility to my judgment and makes me a more accepting and milder person overall in time. In this way I think realizing hypocrisy in yourself is a good thing. Best of luck with the disaster management!
>>34629685Oh well. At least they didn't get any nudes/sex from me. Some of us need a strong reciprocal connection for that to happen.
Made a new friend at work.
>>34629665Will she ever get used to it enough that she stops hitting a wall after two sessions?
>>34629689Oh, I didn't pose the hypocrite question. But thank you for explaining.And thanks, we have some missing antibiotics and that shit can get expensive.
>>34629669I’ve had similarly disappointing experiences from the other side. Femanons don’t want actually want a relationship with me, just attention from me
>>34629694cute fren :3
>>34629696Right, didn't realize that! That does sound stressful. Hope it is resolved quickly.
Women, if your bf came up to you right now with no pants and I asked you to blow him, would you or do you have to be in the mood?
>>34629675>a walking bunch of contradictions because that is what people are. They sincerely believe in things they don't always adhere to in their own life.It was more about internal consistency, about having a code. Even villains can be based, if they are at least honest to themselves.>"And for all of this, I am hated. For being there at the outset, for laying the foundations that others would willingly build on. I think they wish to find something in this story that explains things – some moment of decision, some choice that could later be regretted or accounted for. But it’s just as I said – none exists. I have always been on this road, never turning, never deviating.">"They hate me, not because of what I am, but because of what they were. They hate me because they turned, and I did not. The records of our enemies call us all turncoats, but I changed no allegiance. I was always here, just as I am now, aware of myself and the universe that made me. I lied with every breath I ever took, except to myself. That is purity, of a kind, and something that no other soul in this grand armada of renegades can boast."
>>34629698Maybe they do but they're depressed or need inspiration on how to build a relationship with you. Are there specific actions that show they dont want a relationship?
>>34629698Are you clear about what you're looking for?
FUCKING OW!!!
>>34629707Is this a trick question? Most are always in the 'mood'
>>34629128Yes. Yes it does.
zero sugar chocolate is very expensive wtf >:(
>>34629067Yes
>match with a chick>she's like 1 cm taller>I don't put my height in my profile>she's likely to wear some sort of heelsI don't mind, but kinda worried it might be DOA once we actually meet.
>>34629708>It was more about internal consistency, about having a code.Those are not mutually exclusive, though. If you asked me today what I find important morals, my answer would have been the same as fifteen years ago. It is more my interpretation of how that looks in practice that shifts and develops. Similarly, just because people act in ways that contradict their character (like the example I named with the shy character), that does not mean they actually have no personality. A shy person can act in a whole bunch of ways and still read as shy overall to most people. That is the same effect, on a small scale everything is in motion but there are patterns if you zoom out and those can stay very consistent.
>>34629707For me it is definitely a mood thing but that is more about oral sex specifically than being sexual. If he wanted to play with my body or be jerked off it would be fine whether I was in the mood or not.
>>34629714Crystal clear.>>34629713>Are there specific actions that show they dont want a relationship?Rejecting me and asking to stay friends but not actually being my friend.
>>34629721Personally I would ghost her.
>>34629721Just give her a Full Nelson.
>>34629683Procrastinating cleaning my room. And a slight headache.
>>34629683You mean stinky femcel.
>>34629724Weird, I guess we're in the same boat then.
>>34629719Because the coco pod has natural sugar and the fake sugar is also expensive.
>>34629730I hate this boat. It took a lot of my time and effort just to end up in this stupid boat.
>>34629726noooooo
>>34629728Just put it all in trash bag.GG ez.
>>34629683I miss my grandma it’s crazy that she’s really just dead now
>>34629707I just woke up and feel like shit I don't even have full grip strength in my hands yet for fucks sake
>>34629732Me too, I'm going to flip the boat out of frustration
Grills, are you bunkermaxxing or touching grass for today?
>>34629742Mostly A but a little bit of B
>>34629742Mentally preparing to touch a lot of grass today.
>>34629739The dumbest thing about this is that my right brain is still convinced she’ll “come to her senses,” as if someone doing what I want instead of what they want amounts to coming to one’s senses. The boat sucks and makes me feel stupid
>>34629745Dang… hopefully not too humid outside.
>>34629742i haven't gone outside in 3 maybe 4 days. uni projects + vidya
>>34629722You weren't just talking about people's behavior style.>They sincerely believe in things they don't always adhere to in their own life.You were saying absolutely no one is practicing what they preach. (Could be true though, I can accept that humanity is quite ugly and pathetic, but maybe that take is an overkill.)
>>34629749> vidyaHell yeaaah!
>>34629748It's likely going to be hot as hell outside again. And my body is going to absorb it to a degree. I'll mostly sweat from my back and the back of my head.
>>34629724>Rejecting me and asking to stay friends but not actually being my friend.I don't have any friends either, so I feel you on that. But sometimes adulting can take over and life gets busy.
>>34629747Wait you're STILL talking to someone who doesn't want anything with you? Brother...
>>34629742Tucked away in my lil space.
>>34629739>>34629732ROCK THE BOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKr9wZpjBqE
>>34629750I should've phrased it more carefully, I meant virtually nobody always practises every single thing they preach. Not that everybody actually altogether does not do it.
How we all holding up mentally? Emotionally?
>>34629755Peace be with you.
>>34629758Everything but physically, I'm doing fine.
>>34629736Im sorry for your loss. I haven't seen mine in ages but would be heartbroken if mine passed.
>>34629753I’ve got one friend, at least. I’m also a working adult and obviously understand being busy, but she was busy meeting someone else.
>>34629754No, not for a little while now. I’m just dwelling on it.>>34629758Mildly disgruntled but still optimistic and pursuing my goals.
>>34629742I intended to touch grass but believe I will be bunkermaxxing. I want to die :)Autistic women are not equipped to date and inevitably be dumped by bpd men.
>>34629758sleep deprived and lost without any clue of what I will do with my life. Other than that I am feeling good
>>34629447jesus christ i am not trans, there was no evidence posted that i am people are just trolling me because it gets a rise
>>34629757smarter people just barely preach and make their code more flexible, so it can't be easily broken
>>34629767Cat Eldar, don’t given in to the rage bait.
>>34629765Hmmm… there seems to be a lot to unpack.
>>34629768I agree. It takes a very smart person with a clear mind to preach things worth listening to
>>34629765I can fix her
>>34629771There's really not
>>34629765>I want to die :)wanna play some arams?
>>34629778No and idk what that is
>>34629758Put on the mask outside for tips.
>>34629779how can you say no if you don't know
>>34629758I'm about to lose it
>head tilted to the right dumbassesnothing about this image proves im male or female its just my hair
>>34629781"play" implies it's some type of game, presumably a video game.
>>34629784not even you
>>34629781Tides of… BLOOD
>>34629784these people are obsessed with guys with tits, stop taking the bait
>>34629785you don't play video games?
I look like Barron Trump
>>34629790Nah
>>34629614M interjectingThis is an attractive quality, and men would love to understand you better than yourself, softly challenge you and make you learn new things and new sides to yourself.Feminism has framed this negatively as a weakness that you should get rid of, and sold you independence and power instead. Feminism frames men who love this feminine quality as predatory, framing every interaction within this power-imbalanced setup as evil, basically equivalent with saying that deriving enjoyment from feeding a starving animal or petting a cat is evil because of the imbalance of positions. And sure, it's a vulnerable position that can be exploited by bad actors, but feminism fearmongers about men to a completely exaggerated, paranoid level, while breaking the desirable, fragile state of submission using fear and shame.(Also, women are not as vulnerable as it might seem. A crying woman is in very powerful position, it creates a visceral feeling of sadness and regret in men and the desire to deal with the issue asap. That's why feminists who abuse this mechanic to gain control in areas where they shouldn't, are riddled with guilt.)As a man, I'm just watching women in power wreaking havoc on society due to the lack self-awareness in critical areas which men as the historical rulers of society understand. This makes men sad, both for the women being self-destructive yet unreachable due to the feminist programming, and angry, frustrated and hopeless watching the destruction the civilization. This causes men to unfairly lash out at those feminine traits for not being able to run the society correctly, making things worse, when the actual issue is that men allowed women in power. Also, women sometimes interpret simple observations as an insult even when it isn't, because the unrealistic frame of equality and female power, it is a fault.By the way, women also have superpowers that men lack, like in socialization, making things pretty and controlling the mood.
>>34629792why
>>34629784Tall Cat Elder.
>>34629794Why don't you learn how to make lace doilies?
>>34629786yes it is
>>34629797That would make me depressed I think
Oh, I have a mommy fetish alright. I want to make you the mommy of my children.
>>34629799So you don't want to? Well there's the answer to your question lol.
>>34629798Among Us?
>>34629798Danielle please stop
>>34629784>nothing about this image proves im male or female its just my hairbuttrape regardless
>>34629791
I can’t poop
I love watching videos of women brushing their pretty hair it's quite mesmerizing
>>34629808it gets harder when you pull it
>>34629759
>>34629810I certainly don't think hair works that way.
>>34629810I don't understand...
What’s the best lube?
>>34629816fish oil
I don't see non-redheads as womenalso blondes are subhuman
>>34629819Blondes are peak actuallyt. poop hair
>>34629810Damn I thought I was still on my /got/hotd/dunk/ tab for a second and was like "why the fuck is BlueValk posting in the HotD thread? Maybe she's mad about the leaked changes too"
>>34629816It's a personal preference between water based, silicone, or oils
>>34629821no, I hate them "poop hair" as you call it is infinitely better than blonde hair
I need to cut my hair
>>34629824Wow that's so nice of you anon. I prefer darker or reddish blondes.Red-haired women are really pretty doe, and I do tend to get along well with most that I've met
>>34629822only thing of HOTD3 I'll watch is Aegons return speechanything post first half of season 1 is trash
Women, would you have a casual fling with a guy who is not very experienced?I would like to to finally start having sex, but I am worried of being rejected over my inexperience unless I am willing to "settle down" straight away with the first woman I meet. And thats just weird.
>>34629816I've only tried water and silicone but preferred water-based
>>34629829I'm gonna watch the Gullet for the multi-million dollar spectacle of it all, and I gotta pour one out for my nigga jacerys
>>34629833I piss on jacerys/atoga/ is a green thread
>>34629835Look I'm a greenfag, Jace is my favorite black though and a victim of his mother
>>34629784CUTIE
>>34629835>tfw your childhood oneitis gets taken from you so you start investing in your oneitis' 13-year-old daughter who looks just like her
State gender, and post hair please (pref women)
>>34629737Idk, if I was awaken with pussy in my face I'd just start sucking and licking
I posted hair on a different board and I got some nice tips on how to take care of my hair
My girl randomly left and then ghosted me last night. I was so fucking worried cause she told me nothing. I thought I fucked something up and she was done with me. I couldn’t sleep at all. Just to wake up the next day to hear she just was feeling sick and had to go home. What the fuck? She couldn’t have just said that? What is wrong with women? She apologized a bunch and I was quick to forgive her but idk part of me feels like I should have been angrier with her for that cause it really fucked me up for hours
>>34629798same aura
>>34629843She’s pregnant and you’re not the father
>>34629784Very cute, but stop letting anon see
>>34629798
>>34629839F.
>>34629769>Cat EldarDifferent namefag.
>34629798How many more times are you going to post this.
>>34629840If I woke up my ex by sitting on his face I'd have hit the wall on the other side of the room before he even realized what he threw. Some people are grumpy wakers.
I just saved a priceless piece of stained glass from breaking because I happened to be sitting in the right place at the right time o_o
>>34629846God if she is pregnant I hope I’m not the father. But I think it’s more she thinks I can read her mind.
State gender Would you find it weird if your partner liked watching you change?
>>34629861MNo, but that's probably because I like watching women change.
>>34629861>State genderMale>Would you find it weird if your partnerYes
>>34629860You guys are doomed
Dudes r like “I cannot help my fetishes or who I’m not attracted to because basically I’m monkey :/“ And then say “so are you really unable to look past the fact that I am ugly? Unbelievable. If only you’d use your brain and see that I could make you happy. But such is the life of a shallow whore, I suppose.”
>>34629867Meet dudes who are less lame
>>34629868Easier said than done.
>>34629869It's the same story on the other side if that's any consolation
>>34629867men arent subjected to the 3 deadly trials of body, mind and soul anymorethats why their souls are all shriveled
>>34629876I'm ensouled stop doing ensouled male erasure
>>34629836he's a little gayboy who gets mogged by a crossbow
>>34629839K
Can you give a guy a foot fetish?
I knew someone that experienced so much stress for so many years that he became permanently happy and relaxed. It was like he was mindbroken and couldn't care about anything anymore because his body refused to experience any more stress. When he reached that point, he stopped talking much. Now he just smiles and seems dissociated all the time. He only speaks when spoken to and even then only briefly and instrumentally. I'm not sure how much goes on in his head anymore but he seems content.
>>34629882its amazing how you can tell from this she's a hog
>>34629839Mcant :(
>>34629884Is it possible that he's on strong anxiety medication or antipsychotics or something without you realizing? Because this also sounds pretty typical for just being medicated.
>>34629882You got thick bones
>>34629884In the end he learned to love Big Brother.
>>34629839Mmy hair after sweaty running in a damp forest after rain for 1.5 hours
>>34629902Mark Zuckerberg runs?
>>34629321generally, and argument in favor of decreased anonymity online and increased government surveillance is always an "if you give a mouse a cookie" type situation. But it is what it is, oh well.
Gender You can pick 3 traits for your partner to have What are you choosing
>>34629882so smooth...
>>34629906big dicktallkind
>>34629906physical or personality?
>>34629906uncircumcised, racist, funny
>>34629906F. Kindness, humor, intelligence.
Does vaginal sex cause constipation?
>>34629906MAltruistic, creative and insightful
>>34629913No, that would be a pretty glaring design flaw.
>>34629861MNo, I'm confident in my body and would gladly let her watch. I might even purposefully do it around her to make my presence known.
I have no clue what kind of reputation Simply Red has nowadays, probably "dad soft rock" or something, but they got some really good sad songs to cry to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTcu7MCtuTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izOdvBmTDh0
>>34629915>pretty glaring design flawWomen are full of those.
>>34629916>I'm confident in my bodypost body
>>34629882Nice hair and skin color. You have blue eyes, don't you?
>>34629918Like? Don't forget biology only cares that you get to procreate, any issues that are uncomfortable but do not prevent you from having sex/being pregnant/having healthy kids are non-issues biologically.
>>34629913No. How/why would it do that in your mind?
>>34629861Changes?Time may change me, but I can't trace time.
>>34629906Hot (which is I guess to my preference, a mix of sexy and cute), Nice (again to my preference), Fun (pref, which is sort of a mix of adventurous and playful)
>>34629922>are non-issues biologically.They factually are not.
I got a notice from my landlord about a noise complaint. Where am I supposed to fuck my girlfriend now?
>>34629929gag here while you fuck
>>34629928Still no examples... I mean stuff like menopause being a bitch or giving birth hurting has no bearing on the success of humans as a species.
>>34629906MA voice I could listen make the nastiest rants and still be completely enamored by.An adventurous mind who wants to try out things with me when it comes to food, sex, travelling and everything else.A graceful appearance that has me ensnared any time I set my eyes on her.
>>34629929If you were actually being super loud, it's worth at least trying to see if you can keep it down more. If you were not being loud at all and there were just sexual noises in general, music or the tv on (at a reasonable volume) should be enough to drown it out. Some people are bothered by overhearing sex even if the noise level itself is a non-issue and then this should solve it.
>>34629929Just do it before quiet hours
>>34629882would plap then cuddle with/10
>>34629921Yup
>>34629929Do it in the landlord's bed to assert dominance.
>>34629934We were super loud >>34629935This is hard but I guess the best option
>>34629867>its another "shit the opposite gender obviously also does but im gonna pretend it's only one half of the species so i can seethe on 4chan"low iq
>>34629906FCountry AccentBlond wavy hair Touchy/Clingy
>>34629942I don't know what compels people to complain about the exact same shit they do to other people, but it's at least getting funnier to me and less annoying now
>>34629929based landchad telling his serfs to stop procreating
>>34629944Hey
>>34629934>Some people are bothered by overhearing sex even if the noise level itself is a non-issueYeah we had some of those autists in the thread in the past. lol
>>34629940>We were super loudYeah unless you live in a detached house or are at a hotel room or something (even that opinions will vary on), or out in nature in a reclusive area, that's just not really an option. If you stay together and want to have kids, you also can't scream during sex. I feel you though, actively having to try to keep your volume down does hinder overall enjoyment and how wild you are able to get but life is just imperfect. You can try different things, the tip I heard most often is using a pillow to scream into but honestly for me for that to work I need to half-gag on the pillow and whatever I was feeling is cut short anyway. But some people prefer that over training yourself to keep more quiet.Of course if you are really serious about it you can also do what you can to soundproof your apartment better. Get rugs if you have a wooden or stone floor now or even get a thicker floor in general, put panels up, get thick curtains etc.
>>34629922This dogma in biology is complete bullshit btw, it's totally intellectual laziness used by poor scientists in particular to handwave holes in their worldviewbiological complexity exists because on some level, life gravitates towards more than just reproduction
>>34629949Eh, it has personally never bothered me but I don't have kids, if my child came up screaming because they heard weird yelling next door I can definitely imagine being less than amused.Overall I guess it just goes both ways, if your neighbors can hear a lot you have to be considerate and try to be quiet and they have to be considerate and pretend they hear less than they do.
>>34629948I sense larp.
MONKEY'S PAW>>34629909 They're only attracted if you're taller than them>>34629911 Smelly bacterial dick cheese, they only hate your race, and make lots of jokes against your race>>34629912 He's too nice and spends too much time with needy women that aren't you, and they all are crushing on him hard and he has a hard time saying no>>34629914 She pushes a stranger out of the way and she gets hit by a car and dies>>34629926 They don't like sex>>34629933 She wants an open relationship, lots of sex with other guys>>34629944 He only likes mumble rap and doesn't let you have any other friends
>>34629807Eat a load of cucumber
>>34629951People literally start breaking down fast after their fertile years are over (and yes men also stop being as fertile past like 35). Aging is not a matter of simply spending X amount of time alive but of your body actively stopping to repair things at some point. Of course this is a huge simplification but it comes down to that, that our body stops the upkeep so we start degrading. if a pregnant woman starves, her fetus is fed to the last moment at her expense, as well as a fetus drawing all the nutrients from their mother they can including extracting calcium from her bones and teeth.It makes people uncomfortable to think of themselves as a mere soldier in the grand scheme of life but it seems pretty hard to deny to me that biology/evolution cares about repeating patterns and no more.
>>34629816Coconut oil
>>34629950Sucks because I love making her scream but out in nature sounds hot. Thanks, I’ll look into better soundproofing too
>>34629807Chug some laxatives.
>>34629954>He's too nice and spends too much time with needy women that aren't you, and they all are crushing on him hard and he has a hard time saying noDefinitely not a bad price to pay for having a kind, big-hearted and helpful partner. Still good.
>>34629321The next step in totalitarianism.They want total control in indoctrinating children into followers and future enforcers of their sick regime. Disgusting. I feel sad for the children and worried for the society. Everything is possible under the guise of "protecting the children".The responsibility of raising and protecting children is on the adults. A slightly more reasonable middle ground solution would be making social media accounts require registering an adult as a supervisor, with the parent automatically receives weekly reports of their children's activities into their email until the age of 16. This way, the child can at least accustomed to the environment while having an adult help process the content and steer the kid into the right direction based on their sensibilities (like a good parent should), instead of the government's.Also, raising age limits won't fix anything, it just delays the exposure and experience, similar to modern high age of consent. The reason why zoomers act like babies at 25 is because functionally they are.
>>34629954>She wants an open relationship, lots of sex with other guysthis shit literally happened to a guy I know and he just accepted it, shit was awful
>>34629954>He only likes mumble rapnot the worst thing in the world, i can enjoy some rap >doesn't let you have any other friendsi have none already so all set :)
>>34629884Literally me
>>34629961>has a hard time saying no>"not a bad price to pay"
>>34629973Right, I thought you meant as in, he has a hard time saying no and no longer being their support system. Still, we had a good run by then perhaps.
>>34629954>She pushes a stranger out of the way and she gets hit by a car and diesBeing the only widower here feels a little unfair ngl
>>34629954>She wants an open relationship, lots of sex with other guysNo, she didn't.
>>34629906Munconditionally empathetic and loyal towards meintelligentshort/small/light(virgin, though correlates with 1st)
>>34629906Long hair, not baldingPaleSkinny
>>34629906Fat white virgin, its a dealbreaker if he's not 3/3
>>34629957>Aging is not a matter of simply spending X amount of time alive but of your body actively stopping to repair things at some point.The body is in a constant process of repairing things, from when we're a child to when we're old and dying. What changes is the speed and efficiency at which the body is able to both grow, differentiate and repair on a cellular level. Physiological stress over years of life are what wear down the metabolism, and thus the body's ability to handle all of these processes at once. Where it cannot do all three, it prioritizes the most important to staying alive. In short, ageing is an effect of stress.>Aging is not a matter of simply spending X amount of time aliveYou still operate under the assumption that the body simply flicks a switch after a set period of fertility has passed. This kind of reasoning is in reverse.Let's suppose for a moment that reproduction is in itself a costly and complex biological process, with a particular energy requirement. The aged organism simply does not have the energetic upkeep to maintain its fertility. It is not hitting a certain age, or "using up ones fertility" that then causes the body to break down, rather, both these processes decline with the same process of aging.>but it seems pretty hard to deny to me that biology/evolution cares about repeating patterns and no more.The fact that we are more complex than unicellular organisms or sponges, even the way human sexuality differs to other organisms is totally unnecessary if this is the case. The human brain dedicates significant energy towards the pleasure of sexual reproduction, when we really could just go by smell and through heat cycles like other animals.
Women, would you drink fresh cum from a condom of a hot guy who just fucked you?
>>34629958this makes plasticfuckers cope and seethe
>>34629958But the yeast infection
>>34629958100%
Rip Oliver Tree :(
>>34629906M (for F)Matching music taste so we can jam and not see me as weird when I randomly sing under my breathTallIs a similar sort of weird as me (also relates to humor)
>>34629989I don't disagree with by far most of what you wrote but the question remains whether it is all a coincidence or that we are designed to have a healthy/strong number of years including some fertile years, and then we die off around the time it can be expected that our kids (even if we had them at the latest possible chance) can survive easily on their own. >when we really could just go by smell and through heat cyclesI would expect smell and ovulation to be able to be enough to have people fucking and producing kids even if you remove all other sex acts, fantasies, dirty talk etc from the equation. It is also possible we ended up being more sexually imaginative than we used to be because the kinkiest people reproduced the most. But at the end of the day it is perfectly physically possible for a man to impregnate a woman who is not even wet (let alone climaxing or whatever) so it does not seem to me like sexual pleasure was ever a real cornerstone in reproduction by necessary design.
>>34629991I would try if he asked but only if he would not be offended if I couldn't help gagging or throwing it up. I love any mental image with being came upon or creampied but out of the body it is not really more appetizing to me than a glob of saliva.
State genderIf you could change one thing about your body what would it be? This will change overnight and not "historically"
im so horny not
>>34630006F Increase in Height,
>>34630006pp works good again:(
>>34630010ED? wha hapun
>>34630006its embarrassingly cliche but having a small dick does kinda suck, so probably a big one.
>>34630006MA better brain.
>>34630009Why would you care about being taller?
>>34629906MWittyBeautifulSelfless
>>34630006Either to be 5" taller or have my foreskin back, probably the former
>>34630012I was thinking about getting one of that but I kinda like my guy. I feel like having a new dick overnight even if it's bigger would be kinda weird.
>>34629906MSubmissive AgreeableCheerful
>>34630014I'd overall like how I look better, can't really get the sexy long legs men like if you're short, clothes would also fit better, and I'd be taken more seriously/ less likely to be overlooked.
>>34630023>I'd be taken more seriously/ less likely to be overlooked.By whom?
>>34630006MI'd lose about fifty pounds.
>>34630024Everyone?
>>34629865Why?
>>34630026hey
>>34630027So, you want to stand out more, but you also don’t have the personality to accompany it or handle it
>>34630030No.
>>34630026What’s your height and weight?
>>34630021It absolutely would be weird. Honestly I'm certain it wouldnt make me happy and I know I'd regret not taking a better choice within a week but I just hate mine too much to choose anything else.
>>34630033I just want to be on the same level as others, to be average height, not overly tall.
>>346300365'11", 250lbs.
What's the proportionately optimal waistband measurement for a 5'9" moid?
>>34630040hey <3
>>34630039But then you wouldn’t have those cute stubby legs.
>>34630042Leave my fat ass alone, please.
Jerked off to ugly girls. I need an ugly gf
>>34630047>ugly girls thread on /gif/>the girl in the OP is attractiveugly used to mean something I swear
>>34630044i'd gladly rid myself of them, im too old to want to be cute, i want to be sexy
>>34630040If you’re the same body type as me, the belly started to become more apparent at around 235-240. So you really only need to lose 20-25 lbs…and that’s pretty easy to so.
>>34630006More height
>>34630049I also skimmed that thread and can't say I remember actually seeing very many ugly women in there
>>34630052you arent tall enough?
>>34629993Baby oil
>>34630051Yeah, pretty much. I still want to get back down around 200 or less. Workin on it.
>>34630050> im too old to want to be cute, i want to be sexyThat’s a female fantasy for females, because that’s not what guys want irl.
>>34630006MLarger frame
>>34630003>or that we are designed to have a healthy/strong number of years including some fertile years,Don't you see the contradiction in believing we're "designed" that way but also the belief that "evolution just cares about what works"? I don't believe there is any set or innate mechanism that leads to this conclusion. It might be relevant to note, purely off the top of my head, but many of the most long lived people apparently have active sex lives well into their old age.>It is also possible we ended up being more sexually imaginative than we used to be because the kinkiest people reproduced the most.Potentially, I'd argue that society, historically and presently, are still majority people who are decidedly not kinky, considering how much emphasis there has been on "sexual morality" and modesty. "Kink" is more likely to redirect sexual acts towards non-reproductive things, such as oral or anal sex.>so it does not seem to me like sexual pleasure was ever a real cornerstone in reproduction by necessary design.Even the level of highly intense, narrow focus we experience during sexual arousal requires significant brain energy. Perhaps it's merely a side effect of having developed such complex brains, but I think the complexity regarding the parts of sexuality that go beyond our reproductive organs does go beyond mere evolutionary coincidence.
>>34630057I don't really care about what guys want though, I care about what I want.
>>34630053/gif/ is such ass and people are so fucking petty. Like do we really need -2 threads because we need both a "black men fucking white men" AND a "white men fucking black men" thread? Do we need -3 threads because we need to make a "WMAF romantic," "WMAF thread," AND a "WMAF Rough + rimjobs thread"? And while we're at it we need a separate interracial thread for every fucking variant. We need the AI thread, the AI Futa thread, and the AI BLACKED thread? BNWO thread? Oh well let's make as WNWO thread too. And then they'll spam gore and scat in each other's threads because they're mad. Good thing the scat thread contains itself and we don't have a "trap scat, black scat, white scat" as separate threads flooding the the 5 page catalog.
>>34630049It was in the bangs thread
>>34629906Mbig bum and pretty assholesmart and intuitivewarm and loving
>>34630006MThe ability to orgasm from sex
>>34630064I dunno if it was always like that but yes, it's horrible. There's rarely anything there that's vanilla enough for me to actually enjoy
>>34630050sexy is better than cute, other anon is talking nonsense
>>34630049She's mid btw
>>34630064I feel like /gif/ is moderated poorly on purpose, there's literally no way all the tranny/scat/gay/bbc spam is organic
>>34630064Red boards are unsurprising some of the lowest iq on the site
>>34630072mid = 5/10ugly = 3/10 or worse
>>34630077a 3/10 isnt ugly, ugly is 1/10
>>34630064/gif/ users will scroll past all the gay bbc tranny porn, click the "straight anal" thread, and then complain about it being gay
>>34630077Yeah. She's a 4 or 5. Definitely not "pretty"
>>34630078Ugly starts at 4. But at that point it's just a little bit ugly and not unbearable
>>34630070This is what people think whose only sexual experiences have been with pornography.
>>34630079>blowjob thread>half the posts are gay men greentext ERPing about sucking dicks
>>34630084Why are you reading posts on a porn board
>>34630082this, if you want to have sex with a woman, she is at minimum a 5/10 in your eyes
>>34629991No ewI'll lick it off my hand but not once it's touched the condom that tastes gross
>>34630082>>34630087men are evil
>>34630090??? It's common sense
>>34630070>sexy is better than cutethis is the mindset that results in thinking Stellar Blade is 'pedo'
>>34630091evil! begone!
>>34629906SexySmartHomemaker
Cute is sexier than sexy.A cute woman who occasionally dresses or acts sexy for me is much sexier than a woman who dresses and acts sexy whether or not I'm looking at her.
>>34630006FPerky boobs. Size is fine just lift them and get rid of the excess skin to make them round on top not droopy.
>>34630064Those aren't problems because the pairing divides seem fair enough, the real issue is the 5 page catalog. 8 should be the minimum, 5 is just too restrictive
>>34630094Do I smell a butterface
>>34630059>Don't you see the contradiction in believing we're "designed" that way but also the belief that "evolution just cares about what works"?Full disclosure, maybe not, as you can tell my understanding for the biological parts is not based on firsthand understanding of the basic concepts but rather of what biologists have summarized to me is the case. I could be way off but what I mean when I say designed is not finished in one go (by a God or by some natural laws) but rather, is it part of the design that we change and build upon with natural selection (that is not finished and not thought up, not designed in that sense, just the way it is presumably because of the way the life form we come from was). I have also read speculation that the reason that people do live a natural life span (under the right circumstances) for some time after going through menopause, is that it benefits society overall to have people around that are (maybe not the strongest or healthiest but) relatively free from other obligations, so able to care for children and help others out, and wise. Similar speculation for why there seems to be a genetic/hereditary component to homosexuality while you would expect it to be contrary to what you want in a species - that it creates "extras" that use a relatively huge amount of their life force just to help others as they would procreate less often. I think it could be possible that we are both initially made to not last long after giving birth but that also shifted over time because the senior people proved valuable to the young life still. Then again as I said it is very well possible I only think it does not contradict because I do not know enough.>still majority people who are decidedly not kinkyHard to say without knowing how many people (both) do not admit to it and/or do not indulge (or even know about?) kinky desires. After all the people that do proclaim to be kinky also usually learn over time just how much they can enjoy.
>>34630101ur evil
>>34630054
>>34630059>>34630103I do get the impression human sexuality is naturally kind of fluid/kinky especially if you look at stuff like how common it is to become sexually fixated on traumatic experiences. That seems to suggest to me - pure speculation obviously - that it is naturally pretty flexible and I think this is also a pro. Being obsessed with acts that do not make you have kids can be a downside but at the same time being able to e.g. think of a kinky fantasy can also help you have sex with a partner even when you are not attracted by them much. I think the sexual fascination people can develop with intensely negative experiences is a way to help us try to come to terms with something unacceptable having happened, to process it. I do think it is a feature not a bug in that sense. We also still do not know how much fetishes are directly direved from experiences or exposure in childhood and if they are, that further suggests human sexuality is naturally porous or open to being shaped in that sense, that at least everybody could become kinky.For the record I did NOT mean to imply I think our whole psychology and culture can simply be traced back to evolutionary necessities, I don't at all, I think a lot of stuff is just extra or not hindering but not serving any real purpose either. Definitely not a fan of the "women like pink because it reminds them of the ripe fruits they once picked (rather than history/culture)" tier reasoning.
>>34630099The catalog got smaller, and then the threads start splitting more frequently after and idk why when there's less catalog space. I really don't see why BMWF and WMBF need to be posted in separate threads though. Or why someone should fucking nuke a thread with gore spam because one person posted two black dicks in their dump of 30 webms.
>>34630083speaks more to your madonna-whore complex than it does anything about me>>34630093>/v/tard arguing with imaginary people in his head
>>34630101Butterfaces are generally 4-5 category. The more important question though is this: if you had to choose, do you take the butterface or butterbody?
>>34630111>/v/tard arguing with imaginary people in his headI don't even have to visit /v/ to learn about the latest slop anymore because of how often I read this thread and see that guy here
>>34630096Sexy ages wellCute ages like bread
>>34630057NTA but I disagree, I feel being (not particularly hot but) cute or sexy both have similar appeal to a similar amount of men.
>>34630006MI'm pretty happy with my body but I guess I'd take perfect teeth if I could choose anything
>>34630114Wrong. So wrong
>>34630114I disagreed with the original point but also disagree with this. Stuff like being guileless, playful, blushing easily, not having a good pokerface etc is attractive and endearing at any age. Playing cutesy is not but that is a different thing than actually being cute.
>>34630096Next time put Narcissus as your avatar, it fits you better.
>>34630104What's so evil about that
>>34630050>im too old to want to be cutenot true
>>34630121I'm not sure I see why it would.
>>34630112Depends on how buttery we're talking
>>34630115Appeal is a separate thing than preference though. Sexual appeal is a binary for men, yes or no, which both cute and sexy are yeses. I’m saying that a men irl prefer cute over sexy.
He got you.I got Ibiza.
>>34630131And what do I get? Paid.
>>34630131All I got was this lousy t-shirt :'-(
>>34630125Neither would Narcissus.
>>34630128Fair but I still don't know if I think you're right. As someone who has always been grouped into the cute category more than sexy, I have definitely felt that I fell into a sort of "only technically a woman" little sister role for them. Some men really do need to see a woman exuding some sexual energy before they can conceive of her as a sexual being. Then again I know there are also men that love the idea of fucking a woman they cannot imagine has sexual feelings when they talk to her, the contrast of that.
>>34630135>for them.Meant to write *for SOME OF them, obviously.
>>34630132Then you probably got the best deal out of all of us.
>>34630134I think he would agree, not be confused. I think you're maybe reading a bit too seriously into a silly 4chan post.
Another hell day.
>>34630140AHHHHHHHHHHH
See foids, see those? thats the male GspotIf you arent leaving a permanent mark on a man's back, you're not doing sex correctly and he's within his rights to abandon you
>>34630103>I could be way off but what I mean when I say designed is not finished in one go (by a God or by some natural laws) but rather, is it part of the design that we change and build upon with natural selectionThe idea I wish to argue against kind of includes all of these, that is the essentially assumption that we are "meant" for a specific way of being, or that we have an innate mechanism that forces us into the kind of reproductive life cycle you've described.>Similar speculation for why there seems to be a genetic/hereditary component to homosexualityI personally don't believe homosexuality is genetic, I believe it may be a result of the pre-natal environment, and exposure to higher levels of specific hormones in the womb. This may also extend to early childhood experiences.>I think it could be possible that we are both initially made to not last long after giving birth but that also shifted over time because the senior people proved valuable to the young life stillI think people live as long as they do simply because human beings are under no obligation to die after reproducing. We continue to live because we simply can.>>34630109I've been thinking about the concept of counterphobic behavior, and I've been considering that perhaps this kind of thing is innately tied with our sexuality and the innate need to "prove" oneself and feel "worthy" (considering how much of sexual selection involves being scrutinized by others). I can see the "need to take back control" over sexual trauma and/or shame being related to this, but this is just a theory.
>>34630135>Some men really do need to see a woman exuding some sexual energy before they can conceive of her as a sexual being.Yeah, so you’re stuck in a sorta existential between a rock a and a hard place. The way you describe it, you are genuinely likable and not “easy”. This attracts “better” guys. But better guys are not just out there looking to get their dick wet, so they’re not trying to fuck you like the bar whore.
>>34630096The kind of woman who is only interested in periodically being sexy "for you" is the kind of woman whose sexuality is something to be taken off at her convenience. The sexiness becomes, then, an act, or a performance, which can be discarded or withheld if she so desires. The man who prefers this kind of woman is often surprised when his lover no longer puts in effort and no longer wants to sleep with him. Her sexiness thus becomes a utility.The second woman, on the other hand, is innately sexy. Sexiness is something she values highly, its something she feels is an important aspect of her character, regardless of who is witness to it. She is closer to the ideal of the Aphroditic woman. Sexiness isn't simply a tool, but a good in itself she strives towards.
>>34630145I did that to my first bf because I'd seen it in porn and he freaked out, and then I dumped him because he had to be a cheater if anyone but me was going to see his back
>>34630135NtaThere's multiple angles to this I've really pissed men off by being unexpectedly sexual when they were thinking they were going to get the cute demure thing.
>>34630154based foid
Thank your lucky stars that you’re anATOGA regular and not a GYOC regular. You have it good
>>34630154>if anyone but me was going to see his backhe never swims?
>>34630145Good thing mine are kinda rounded. I'd be worried I'd break one off in >him.
>>34630135I want to defile a cute, non-sexual being, bring sexuality to her, bring her into adulthood, make her mine. Probably the same pathway as with virginity preference.>Some men really do need to see a woman exuding some sexual energy before they can conceive of her as a sexual being.Afraid of rape/exploit accusation. It looks worse when the girl looks cute and pure. For men it's jealousy "it should have been me". For women it's mate suppression. "Stay away from the purest and best girls, go with me, a hag instead, who has to exaggerate her sexuality because she is not naturally desirable anymore">>34630155Probably because it broke the illusion of your purity. A pure girl's sexual expression is at most modest.
>>34630160your nails arent the only thing round about you
>>34630145Do not scratch my back
>>34630158We weren't beach/sports/beach sports people, we just fucked and argued about cartoons all day
>>34630155I can almost guarantee that you were just being a domineering cunt. You women really are retarded. Sexy and sexual are two different words and characteristics. All of you stupid cunts keep saying sexual as an opposite to cuteness. It’s so fucking stupid how you see personalities and interactions. You conflate timidness with cuteness and aggressiveness with sexiness, on top of conflating sexiness with sexuality. You’re the same type of stupid cunts that conflate submissiveness with weakness.
>>34630135My guess is that:>The type of men that don't like "sexy" women seem to be primarily insecure that a woman who gives off strong sexual energy is promiscuous or will cheat on them. They're overly concerned with what other men and others in general will think of their relationships.>The type of men that don't go for "cute" women, probably are prone to feeling like their protective instincts, which cuteness can arouse, conflicts with their sexual desire for them. They're more likely to believe their own sexuality is something that "taints" a woman and might be prone to sexual guilt.
>>34630157But I'm both.
>>34630166I miss when things were that simple
>>34630169NTA I often find it amusing what some anons allow to annoy them
>>34630171>The type of men that don't like "sexy" women seem to be primarily insecure that a woman who gives off strong sexual energy is promiscuous or will cheat on them. They're overly concerned with what other men and others in general will think of their relationships.I can only speak for myself, but I just prefer cute vs. sexy because I'm more of a cute guy than a sexy guy myself. We would just have more in common and get along more easily.
>>34630173Oh man… there’s a comfy room full of cushions with your name on it.
>>34630161>I want to defile a cute, non-sexual being, bring sexuality to her, bring her into adulthood, make her mine. Probably the same pathway as with virginity preference.I'm the complete opposite, which is why I prefer sexy women. I cannot express how glad it makes me that I do not think like you. I cannot fathom actually being happy with the belief that I am innately a dirty thing that defiles a "pure" women.
>>34630179Can't relateI want to be the cute partner, and I want her to be the sexy one.
>>34630171These chicks are conflating cuteness with shyness/timidness/fear and sexiness with assertiveness and aggressive flirting, and then claim that actually guys don’t like the cute girls.
>>34630183Beta
>>34630186homo
>>34630183You are all such fucking retards. Sexy and cute are with synonymous with assertive and insecure, respectively.
>>34630190*are NOT synonymous
Personally, I theorise that cute v sexy has at least a little to do with how a woman chooses to show love and affection.A woman who thinks that giving you the best blowjob you’ve ever had is how she’ll let you know she loves you is always going to exude sexy. In contrast, a woman who thinks that the way to show her love is to dote on you and get all lovey dovey is probably going to give off cute. So the preference there depends on how you best reciprocate love. >>34630185Agreed. If you’re too timid to express anything, you aren’t going to go very far. Most guys need signs to be secure in loving you, be it that you want to suck their soul out of their dick, or that you want to hold their hand and never let go.
>>34630162Duh. My tits and ass are both round and volumptuous.
>>34630196Too bad you take terrible nudes
How much do you give as a gift at a destination wedding?
>>34630200Outrageous! The Atoga Nude Almanac will hear of this!!! Writing their editor right now
>>34630190for the purpose of debate, if you're going to go to the lengths of separating "cute" and "sexy" into opposing categories, this is the closest way to express it.Seethe more.
>>34630188"Why aren't women attracted to men" this is why because niggas don't wanna be men
>>34630123That mom is so hot.
>>34630190sexy = maturity, womanlycute = neoteny, girly
>>34630201My honest answer? It depends on A) how rich you actually are and B) how much of the expenses were paid by the host.If I have to take a 12 hour international flight to get there, to put it bluntly I won’t be able to afford a nice gift. But if you fucking charter a jet and get me a hotel room, I’m getting the nicest thing I can find that’s cheaper than a plane ticket
>>34630201$20 Dunkin Donuts gift card
>>34630207Male jaw. He man called he wants her surgeon
I slick back my hair
>>34630205>"Why aren't women attracted to men"I never asked this THOUGH, and I sure as hell don't represent the average man
>>34630212Wow
>>34630207This really shouldn't be a hard concept for anon to get his head around
>>34630196dont forget the stomach too
After lifting for 10 years I finally caved and bought protein powder and a shake bottle. Why is this shit so impossible to mix?
>>34630213I never said you said it I'm saying it's a common sentiment and this is why
>>34630220Pro tip from a hot coco drinkerPut the powder in and mix in a small amount of water until all the powder is a thick wet paste. THEN pour the rest of the water and mix it
>>34630220Because it isn't water soluble. It supposed to stay grainy/suspended and you chug it down for dat brotein
>>34630212Are you a pimp?
>>34630214You know the devil's in there
i am hot freaky lithuanian dancer. you shall not be mine for longer, but :) we'll be together soon. !freaky freaky it goodyeswhy my sand so hot you know what imean
I want my noses in her roses
>>34630223>SHIET MANE YOU NEED TO BE A REAL MAN DAS WHY YO AINT GET NO PUSSY MANEYou know women don't like insecure men, right?
>>34630238That's why you get no play
>>34630241Are all 'manly men' this concerned with the sex lives of random men they've never met?
Question for menWhat is the most you’d let your penis size be subtracted from in exchange for being made a very socially charming and charismatic person?
My love :)
>>34630243Not all, but intersexualcompetition is very popular among men who feel the need to act a certain way to be attractive.
>>34630243>Why are you discussing sex in this conversation about sex
>>34630245Bad news, pookie is in a coma. Only the true love of a maiden can rescue him now
>>34630245>>34630251This is true. I'm posting from the coma
I’ve never met an attractive woman that I have good chemistry with who wasn’t already in a relationship.
>>34630254Luck issue
>>34630248>>34630243Nta, didn’t this whole convo start because some beta got offended from being called a fag?
>>34630252Hold tight bro, I’m finding the most fair of heart women in all the land for you. I won’t let it end like this. I’ve got your back man
Forever Singletogans, how are you feeling about your dating life and future?I've been "optimistic I'd find a gf" for the past 8 years, but still haven't found one. However, it feels more like a "I could totally date a girl if we were compatible" issue whereas before it was, "I am fucking terrified of women." Am I too picky? Am I hoping for the next girl to be the one without glaring problems that I can live with? I don't think I should worry so much but like I have a lot of friends 10 years my junior who are getting married in the next year, so I can't help but ask if I'm doing something wrong.
>>34630243Are you really masculine if you’re not constantly belittling others sex lives? I rest my case
When you fell in love, it was so sweetSo devoted, completely swept off your feetLove is the greatest thing a heart can knowBut the hole that it leaves in its absence can make you feel so low
>>34630260How many girls do you ask out a month?
>>34630260I don’t know man, I think I’m defective somehow. All my close friends and family earnestly believe I’m single because I’m not interested or trying. It’s a relief because I’d die of shame on the spot if they knew the effort I did actually put in
>>34630258*faintly* Thank you my champion
>>34630267Were like, Arthur and Bedivere in this bitch
>>34630245Only one man has ever called me this.
I'm pookie. I'm *the* pookie. I realized it about a week ago. Pookie is me.
>>34630271True, you are the one and only, the golden pookie. But for other men to carry on bravely, to dare to suffer willingly, to live and die with honour and to fear nothing but god we must believe that there is a little pookie in all of us
You posers. The real pookie is me. It's been me all this time.
>>34630274It is the duty of every would-be pookie—nay, the privilege—to walk this path, to someday reach the golden pookie.
im pretty sure my hair stylist is into swinging or in an open relationship of sorts. would it be weird to just ask if she is?
>>34630182Not necessarily defiling but claiming. Not necessarily dirty but powerful, and like a winner who got to her first. And still defiling in a sense that after you, she's second-hand goods. Second-hand can be perfectly good, but it's still not the same as new.
>>34630200>>34630217Can't neg me into another photo op, gonna have to be nice if you want more.
Women thoughts on being second hand goods
I just wanted her to know
>>34630290I hate schizo posters
RIP oliver tree :/
Gender, is this what autism sounds like?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNO6jSKyEBI
>>34630296More like gioyc posters that cone here for more engagement.
>>34630303Yup. Annoying
>>34630244at 15.5cm, 1cm cut would probably be fine, it would still be a bit above average. My antisocial autism could use some tuning. On the other hand, penis length is real, charm is just in everyone's head. I could just try a bit harder to find my match and keep the bigger and better penis. I wonder what women would think about this trade.
>>34630306Yeah I was also interested in the general opinions of all posters, sadly nobody wanted to bite on this question.
>>34630244My penis is already on the negative side of charming and charismatic. I have no inches to spare.
I just wanted him to know
Gemini is broken. What am I gonna do?
>>34630283why would I want pictures of a fat bitch
>>34630155Oh yeah that's the worst, especially if you never actually implied you were in any way demure or something, all assumption on their side.
>>34630244If the charisma on offer was serious, and I mean serious enough to become a politician or an actor, the absolute most I could spare is about 1-1.5 inches. Having a very average penis is acceptable, women would be used to it
>>34630260I'm in the stage of "wait for society to heal first". Which doesn't fully stop me from dreaming of that one high quality girl who has somehow stayed outside of the dating market and by coincidences upon coincidences ends up at my doorstep. Because I sure as hell am not going out dumpster diving for now.
>>34630302He's just British
>>34630169Calm down anon I think she just meant that whereas I said I knew I was sometimes friendzond for seeming too wholesome and innocent, she had experienced guys being put off that she was somehow not wholesome or innocent enough. Either way while obviously being cute or not has nothing to do with being sexual or not, just like cuteness does project an innocent/wholesome association when I think of sexy (regardless of looks) I think of a woman who can give a sultry, bedroom-like energy even in public. The kind who would casually sensuously stretch like nobody is watching. That does not necessarily mean she is actually a very sexual person or whatever but it is easy for people to assume or feel like she is hence why it's sexy... So there is overlap even if sexy and sexual is not the same thing.
I'm completely unable to trust moids Maybe it's because I've lived with fucking ghetto rats and red necks and other primitive chimps for most of my life
>>34630325That doesn't explain the absolutely monotonous voice.
>>34629882
>>34630260MGiven upI'm a truecel
>>34630330Yes it does
>>34630260>Forever Singletogans>how are you feeling about your dating life and future?...Forever single.
>>34630327I'm sure that's most of it. We've also just gotten a lot of bad PR for the last 20 years, so I imagine that's got to have influenced how you see us as well
>>34630327*headpats*
>>34630333Um, no?
>>34630341You've never met a British person
>>34630302Mine sounds a little more retarded
GenderFavorite way to play with your cat?
So yeah, th eternal height question:Women, lets imagine you see two attractive guys who are exact copies of one another. But one is of average height, and the other one is tall. Would one be completely invisible to you while the other makes you wet just from looking?Thing is, its almost impossible for me to gauge how weomen see mens height as there seems to be no equivalent for women. Like big boobs are universally considered attractive, but when I see a hot woman they are more of a bonus or enhancer than an absolute requirement for a woman to be considered hot. Meanwhile, it seems to be absolutely mandatory for men to be tall to be considered hot.
>>34630349F, my cat is no longer alive sadly but I used to love having him on the outside table at my parents' home, it was this wooden table with gaps between the pieces. He would lie on top of it and I would use a small stick to attack him from underneath that he would then swat at and hunt. Especially timing it just right so he was optimally revved up by the time it popped up again was really fun.
>>34630349I don't have a cat rn but I like those fishing rod cat toys.
>>34630349MBig fan of when we are trying to jump scare one anotherStick with a string genre is a very close second though
>>34630349MThe fishing rod-style toys. I also let them pounce on my hands and feet while I'm in bed since I sleep with a quilt thick enough to keep things from getting too pointy.
>>34630299Rip for real
>>34630351Everything for women is about how it makes them feel. Remove the concept of sexual attraction, then think about all the traits that a father is/has for a young daughter. These are the traits that a woman is attracted to.
>>34630351Pretty useless answer but for the sake of not ignoring the question altogether: I don't know anon. Personally I have never cared about height gaps, my first love was my own height and I always loved that. It is also just really practical to line up physically. I also find men that are not especially tall tend to have nicer proportions, not that much of a fan of the lanky look. That said that is just me and I could well be an outlier. Of course I heard women I knew talk about this but it is still only a handful of people and I don't know how deep the feelings run. My sister's best friend was always adamant about wanting only a very tall man and she ended up marrying someone an inch shorter than her. On the flip side there are no doubt people that would say it doesn't matter or shut up out of political correctness when they do have a strong preference. But as for what women say, the one thing I heard time and time again was "I just want him to be taller than me". A lot of women I knew felt unfeminine at the idea of the guy not being visually taller even if just by an inch. The guy being especially tall was either not mentioned, mentioned as a bonus, or mentioned as a specific type but only like two people I have personally known.
Women, explain.How do you expect men generally to not feel negatively towards women when every metric and survey ever done on women's preferences shows that they hate the average man whilst men are totally fine with the average woman?
How rare is it for two people to meet and they are both what the other wants?
>>34630351>Meanwhile, it seems to be absolutely mandatory for men to be tall to be considered hot.are we forgetting how much of a heart throb tom cruise was at his prime. he's 5'7.
>>34630376The average US woman is 5'4" but their ideal is 6'+, woman don't want a man taller than them, they want a man who's taller than other men. Which is why men become so disillusioned with women because they just lie.
>>34630371Favorite Oliver Tree song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaKvsdvKHs
>>34630382Tom Cruise is also model tier handsome, famous and extremely rich, what point are you trying to make here?
>>34630384I liked Enemy back in the day
>>34630381Pretty rare in my experience, but I see a lot of happy couples out there, so I guess I've just had bad luck so far.
>>34630383To be fair I am not from the US and it has often baffled me what I have seen in terms of screenshots from dating profiles and how mean they can be about height demands. Also as I said I have a certain impression based on myself and the maybe thirty people I have heard speak on the topic in my life, it is not impossible that I am out of the loop, I just have no way of knowing that anymore than anon has an idea of what "most" women feel or want inside.
>>34630388my point was obviously that no, a man doesn’t need to be tall to be considered hot. also i greentexed the part that said "for men to considered hot" hot as in looks, so any mention of wealth or social status isnt relevant here as it doesn’t affect looks.
>>34630372Sage ass advice but niggaz ain't gonna listen
>>34630382He’s not 5’7” on screen.
>>34630381I don't think it is that rare, at least initially. It's different after the honeymoon phase ends but lust/infatuation goggles go a long way to be accepting of differences or things you would not enjoy in other people. It is also easy for most to treat each other quite well in the honeymoon phase in terms of paying a lot of high quality attention, having a lot of good talks, a lot of intimacy, dates, and that already fulfills a huge part of what most people look for in a partner regardless of stuff like whether their partner is an introvert or extrovert or whether they agree on which date activities are most fun. It is quite possible to be 110% happy with someone who meets maybe 70% of what you had said you wanted in a partner.
>>34630396he's still 5'7
>>34630299He fell down to earth =(
>>34630299GG
>>34630377Nag but it's been said time and time again. Women only have one womb so they have to be choosy. Men can shoot nuts every which way so they choose everything. Case closed forever. Stop being salty that you're genetic trash.
>>34630393No one is saying that. The original post you replied to just said 'attractive' which is a combination of all the things a person is. You cannot deny that if Tom Cruise was 6'3" that's not hotter than 5'7".The average man is not Tom Cruise, the averagea man can never be Tom Cruise. When a man is lamenting is heigh and saying "I fucking hate being 5'7" and you then say "but Tom Cruise is 5'7" " is possibly one of the most hilariously unintentionally unempathetic empathetic things you could say. Saying that "You just need to compensate for by being extremely handsome, charismatic, famous and absurdly wealthy" doesn't make men feel better.
>>34630400He'd have loved that joke...
>>34630395Yeah, i know, but i feel like spoon-feeding them anyways>he’a big and tall and makes her feel safe>he protects her, provides foe her, defends her virtue>he sets rules and boundaries for her and doesn’t hesitate to tell her no>he’s not swayed or overly bothered by her childish emotions or tantrums>he’s the rock, and she never sees it cackEtc
>>34630405>Tom Cruise
>>34630404Most women don't want kids these days so that doesn't hold water.
>>34630412Not many men worth having kids with.
Women, what did/does you father smell like?
>>34630412Millions of years of biology shaped their mate selection retard a few decades of societal change won't undo that
>>34630405look dude, all that i greentexted was the last sentence which outright stated that he thought being tall was "mandatory" (his words) to be "hot" (also his words, hot is strictly about looks, itd be different if he said 'appeal'), so i replied with an example where thats not true. nothing in my post insinuated i was A) trying to make op feel better or B) that an identical man, just taller, wouldnt be seen as hotter.
>>34630351Women want a man who's taller than her AND taller than most other men in her life.
>>34630372>says this women routinely lust over and throw themselves at abusive deadbeats specifically because he is an abusive deadbeatthe "all girls want bad boys" trope exists for a reason.
>>34630414Usually like boozeStill better than my mom, fucking opio junkie
>>34630417I get what you're saying, but that's really just cherry picking in essence by ignoring the scenario and outer context to just challenge a point that wasn't really made.When a woman describes her ideal man, she is never envisioning 5'7". When a man envisions his ideal women, she might have a chest that would make a melon farmer jealous or she might find work as a cutting board. That's the point being made.
>>34630423What do you think her father was like
>>34630399he goes out of his way to hide it, up to and including standing on boxes when standing next to female costars so he'll be a head taller in the frame.he used to sue media outlets that published his height.
>>34630415Men being 6 foot and over is a very recent phenomenon.
>>34630423Girls with daddy issues. That’s the trope.
>>34630431>6 footSounds like an American thing, how much is that in centimeters?
>>34630431So. Men being taller than women or other men isn't
>>34630377>>34630404Women have biological reason to be choosy but also social. Having high standards for a man is associated with inexperience and being jaded. For women it is associated with self-control and self-respect. Men can dislike that but should realize they also usually actively want a woman who has been very selective in her past sexual life. It does not surprise me that women claim to have super high standards for even considering a guy in self-report studies. Obviously they are picky on apps. There is no way to be sure but I would 100% guess/expect women to be a lot less picky when it comes to judging men they have actually interacted with though. After all a lot of the stuff that makes a guy attractive to a woman (like how he talks to her or his voice and scent) becomes only apparent and potentially alluring if he is in front of her. Conversely it is unsurprising that guys do get excited over the mere abstract possibility of real life chemistry/sex.
>>34630427didn't have one, because her mama divorced her daddy when she was 4 due to "irreconcilable differences". that, or he had been browbeaten into submission by her mother so she was the primary authority and discipline in the household, and would constantly trashtalk him with the daughter behind his back. in any case, the end result is she has no respect for her father and consciously or subconsciously lives her life in such a way as to undermine his influence on her life.
>>34630414My dad used to wear Dior Fahrenheit. It had a bit of a gasoline smell to it, but it was comforting.
>>34630409A man can be all these things, but she will just find him boring after a while. You see this all the time where a man settles into stable domesticity with his wife, and then suddenly she divorces him because she wants excitement, chaos, rebellion, etc.For women, you need to be everything all at once but only at the right times. The best advice I have ever heard on dealing with women and keeping them is "treat them like a daughter you can fuck" and that solves 99.9% of your problems
>>34630439Funny, I've been considering picking up a bottle of that exactly for the gasoline note
>>34630343I have actually.
>>34630433every woman on planet earth has daddy issues.
>>34629906mFaithfulIntelligentBeautiful
>>34630381It hasn't happened for me.
>>34630436historically women had little or no choice in the matter. fathers would pick the husband their daughter would marry, and marriage was ultimately a transfer of ownership of a woman from the father to the husband. girls weren't going out and eloping with whatever man they wanted (that's what the word 'elope' means; a woman picking her mate without the approval of her father), that was a heavy social taboo.
>>34630435>>34630436Women not being human cattle is also a recent invention, and maybe we should return if women can't take the duties of freedom properly.>or women it is associated with self-control and self-respectThat's retarded bullshit and you know it. Women aren't this socially enlightened species compared to men, they're just feel a need to obfuscate their sexual vices with morality
>>34630414Newport menthols>>34630351I dont care. Tall men are hot. Short men are hot. I literally dont care.>>34630182Thank you for being a sensible man that is interested in adult women.
>>34630440>The best advice I have ever heard on dealing with women and keeping them is "treat them like a daughter you can fuck" and that solves 99.9% of your problemsThis just agrees with me.
>>34630442It's sure to light a fire in any woman that gets close
>>34630349MI take every opportunity they give me to brush them. Otherwise they shed copious amounts of hair everywhere and get matted. One of them has matting on the hindquarters but he runs away as soon as I touch it.
>>34630409>you have to be their fatheryet for some reason I'm supposed to pretend they are my spiritual equal
>>34630451No not really, your post doesn't take into account the chaos and subversion that a father cannot do. A woman wants to subvert her father, and therefore if you replace him as her father figure, she will try to subvert you to. You need to subvert her father, together. That's what makes you her husband.
Damn the incels are ravenous today.
>>34630448>Women have a duty to fuck seething manlets If you wanna repeal the 19th you gotta be able to reach the high shelf it's on bud
>>34630426why are you behaving as if there isnt a near equal equivalent in standards for a partner that men have for women just like women have for men? its not cup size, its her weight. and no, my point here isnt that men are wrong for having this preference, my point is that its wrong to act like men are saints who backseat a woman's looks to prioritize personality in a partner when no, they are just as superficial as women are. Women just appear to be more critical than men since society is structured around the idea of women being the prize, the ones who get approached, the ones who decide a second date or not, etc, so it inherently puts them in a position of rejecting others.
>>34630456Not particularly? Just an ordinary Tuesday on atoga.
>>34630457>ad hominemI accept your concession
>>34630449A man treating women like equals is the first step of women losing all respect for him.
>>34630460Nta but come on it was kinda funny.
>>34630458Women can change weight, men can't change height. Those are nowhere near equivalent.
Women are just the designated gene pool cleaners, sorry moids but it is what it is
>>34630464true, but how does this change how men are stil superficial?
>>34630460Speak up I can't hear you down there
>>34630454>I'm supposed to pretend they are my spiritual equalYou must unlearn what you have learned. Women are desperate to be sublissive;
>>34630467No one made that argument except you.
After careful consideration I have decided that my new signature scent will be stale newport smoke and dior Fahrenheit
>>34630470>>34630426>When a woman describes her ideal man, she is never envisioning 5'7". When a man envisions his ideal women, she might have a chest that would make a melon farmer jealous or she might find work as a cutting board. That's the point being made.its pretty obvious what this guy is insinuating here, "women imagine the guy looking like this strictly, but men? nah men dont care about looks" lol right
>>34630471Thanks, I hate it.Sauce?
>>34630471Japs need to be killed
>>34630455Women do the same thing as dogs do when they “test boundaries”. Think of it like a dominance test, a constant need to for them to reaffirm their need and desire to submit to you.
>>34630473Reading comprehension not your strongest skill hey pal?
>>34630473He's saying men have a broader range of what they like not that they don't care
>>34630477Yes but you're still not getting it, you need to push her boundaries as well and not take no for an answer.
I love my boyfriend. Men are occasionally great. Thats all.
>>34630478Nta and the person who has zero comprehension skills in general is you
>>34630456Incels don't exist, actuallyWe are chuds
>>34630482I believe you.
>>34630479melon size tits to flat as a board is the entire range existence of tits. saying you'd be fine w either is in fact insinuating a lack of a preference at all. >>34630478explain how im wrong then
>>34630481This does not help me in any way.
Are all femanons fat?
>>34630469I'll consider it when I no longer live in a society that can throw me in prison because a woman had a bad day and I happened to cross her path at the wrong moment.
>>34630471The internet was a mistake.
>>34630485If you can't determine for yourself that a range of preference is different from indifference then I can't actually help you because that's a critical failure in language comprehension that I'm not qualified to fix.
>>34630489Fat femanons and short menanons belong together fr fr
>>34630485An individual man may want one but not the other but men as a group tend to like a broader range of things. None of this says men aren't superficial
I've sent 65 likes on Hinge, and gotten 0 back.
>>34630491Stop being so neurotic, it's bad for you
>>34630494fat women can lose weight, short men can't grow taller. a man's height is more equivalent to a woman's cup size.
>>34630488Im just being positive this place stinks of doomer betamales right now.
>>34630494You retards. It's manons or just anons
Women, how straight are you?
>>34630481Humblebrag much
>>34630499roughly 1 in 5 rape allegations are verifiably false. that is, PROVEN to be a lie. the number of false allegations that can't be proven is undoubtedly much higher. a man is far more likely to be accused of rape than a woman is to be raped, that's the simple maths of it. Not worth the risk; if women want me they can come find me themselves.
>>34630376Thanks, that is actually a very useful answer. Its no doubt a bonus, but I wanted to know whether there is something more to it. IÄm over average height at 6' so I'm taller than the vast majority than women. And funny enough my first gf was a half Nubian Qveen who was a whole head taller than me, so I was never insecure about it until this whole internet height craze started. >>34630392>I am not from the US I'm neither, and I think thats a big difference. Americans are obsessed with status symbols on a whole other level, and the whole height hype certainly made hieght form something attractive into a full blown status symbol. Like I know from my super tall friend that sometimes girls will try to have sex with him when partying for no other reason than to one up their gurrrlfriends and take home the trophy. Certainly a nice Ego boost, but one I can live without.
>>34630501>My life is great Thank you for your positivity
>wants a gf>doesn't talk to girls or ask them outwhy are atoga men like this?
>>34630489Nope, some are underweight
>>34630493>>34630496men on here really want you to believe that the average guy doesn’t think of a specific cup size, specifically a larger one, when thinking of his *ideal* woman.
>>34630509They’re boyish. I’m currently in my not wanting a gf phase because I kinda got fucking owned by a woman recently
>>34630509>women can do anything a man can do>but it is your duty as a man to do everythingGee I wonder
>>34630506Untrue. But by all means do us all a favor and remove yourself from society since you clearly can't function in one
>>34630514/thread
>>34630509No women would willingly date me
>>34630494 What about short Femanons x fat Manons though?
>>34630512You're so funny you're just making shit up that I didn't say to get mad about. You're like that manlet. Seething flattie
>>34630512women on here really don't understand that what they nitpick each other over is not the same thing as what men desire
>>34630508youre welcome :)
>>34630512Nobody said that either, again, you have a critical failure in language comprehension.
>>34630519>Ugly Bastard fetish
>>34630516is true, cope.>remove yourself from societywith pleasure. keep paying your taxes to fund me
>>34630515Stop giving a shit what women think or say. If you want a girl, ask girls out.
>>34630517I haaaaate my life right now but I won’t always I guess
>>34630509Because for men to ask a woman out would be through cold approaching which I'm told will get me arrested or at best, my name, address, face and work place blasted on social media as a sexual harasser.
>>34630316Because you're a bottom of the barrel whiner.
>>34630514everyone is one of the four phases>single>talking/pursuing>in a relationship>getting over someone
>>34630530>ew get away from me creep! 911?!! I've been raped!!!!it happens more often than you think
>>34630523>Nobody said that either,so we are just lying now? here, i'll greentext it again for you>>34630426>When a man envisions his ideal women, she might have a chest that would make a melon farmer jealous or she might find work as a cutting board.>man envisions his ideal women,do i need to say any more?
>>34630527It's not. It's literally not. Why do you choose to believe insane shit and demoralise yourself?
>>34630537Yes you're right. Most men will see you as nothing more than a little girl and you'll only appeal to pedophiles like >>34630521you can shut up now
>>34630539>t. believes the "1 in 3 women will be raped" lie that has been thoroughly debunked for 40 years yet still gets taught to girls
>>34630533>which I'm toldBy whom?
>>34630537Saying "men have a wide variety of preferences in physical appearances for women as compared to the relatively narrow definition that women have for men" is not the same as "men don't care about how a woman looks"Did you pass high school?
>>34630530>Stop giving a shit what women think or sayIf I did that, why would I date women in the first place?
>>34630541>men don't want that>no, those men don't countlol
>>34630543Other dudes who've never asked women out of course
>>34630536There you go again caring what women think or say. If you want a girl, ask girls out.
>>34630543Here and social media displaying that exact behaviour.
>>34630542Stop being retarded and tell us where you got your deranged numbers from (that you don't even understand, based on what you wrote)
What are you guys wrong with you
>>34630549For pussy like every other guy
>>34630549the fact they try and shame you into getting back onto the plantation says it all. if they truly did not care, they would be happy to see you leave the dating pool. instead they panic, and demand you continue participating. I wonder why
>>34630541>resorting to insults instead of rebutting anything ive said>>34630546>>34630537>>34630512
>>34630561Just admit you can't read. I responded to you, then insulted you.
>>34630413>force an ideology on society by intricate shaming tactics and by throwing tantrums>ideology punishes men for being masculine and high quality>ideology praises men for being weak, effeminate cucks>men turn into effeminate cucks>"where are all the good men? :'( "bitch you made it like this.On the other hand, you could also say that the men already were gullible weaklings and that this is just a great filter event for them. However, if you want this to work, you still shouldn't excessively punish the strong men. Otherwise you are only selecting for the self-destructive crazies that don't even care about punishments, who lack long-term vision and planning which the middle tier reasonable strong men have.
>>34630542>1 in 3Fucking hell, the denominator is reducing by one every five years. 10 years ago it was 1 in 5
>>34630554it's not the girl's opinion I give a fuck about. it's the legion of armed men who will gladly murder me to defend her honour that I am worried about.
I don't think I want to date an 18-year-old. Other men irl understand this but men online sure like to call me retarded for not wanting to.
>>34630509>talk to girls or ask them outGirls don't like it when I do that.
>>34630546I think most moids here are actual retards.
>>34630558I can just use my hand
>>34630563youre a shallow faggot of a man
>>34630556>give me links so I can dismiss them out of hand and continue calling you names rather than pay heed to your social commentarywhy should I?
>>34630331(You)
>>34630549You talk to your bros bc you enjoy the conversation. You talk with your girl bc you enjoy her.
>>34630565It's all just self-reported numbers and women love to say they've been raped/sexually assaulted because it's indicates high value. It's also women regretting sleeping with a guy and then thinking it's actually the guys fault.>I'm just so desirable that men would rather risk prison than not get a piece of me
>>34630535Just accept that we, as humans, are born alone and will die alone and will be lonely and alone for the limitless space between those two time periods and you will come to the realization that relationships are meaningless. Love is fake the feeling you have is chemicals in your brain.
>>34630561Rebut what? Your "arguments" are about as insubstantial as your breasts
>>34630572>you care about how women look? I bet you like menI love the internet
>>34630573Why should I pay heed to your stupid "social commentary" that clearly doesn't correspond to reality? But then again retards are pretty self centered. They can't understand that people exist outside of their own perception
>>34630471two nukes weren't enough
>>34630571So shut the fuck up and do that
>>34630580if they are so easy to rebut then rebut them
>>34630565I heard the 1 in 3 stat 20 years ago. the exact fluctuates but the underlying point remains. the stat originated in the early 70s when a single group of about 3 dozen women at some LibArts college were asked if they felt like they were ever objectified or otherwise demeaned for being women, to which roughly 20-30% said yes. this was immediately warped into being about rape rather than what the actual question was, and extrapolated to society as a whole rather than the <50 women who were asked a loaded question. and then bandied about by feminists for decades as proof of the patriarchy and the constant danger women are under.
>>34630585precisely my point. you have no interest in engaging in me or my points in good faith, so why should I put in anything beyond the bare minimum of effort in replying to you?
>>34630588I did like 3 times and every time you made shit up that wasn't there. Do you stuff your bras like that too
>>34630577I can talk about the ludicrous display last night from Arsenal with the boys
>>34630535I'd like to re-enter the in a relationship phase before I'm 35 if at all possible. Single life leaves me content but unfulfilled
>>34630592She on here acting like Shallow Hall was a documentary.
>>34630564>ideology punishes men for being masculine and high qualityWatMasculine, good looking men have it easier than ever. Women can now fuck them directly instead of having to placate some seething Beta arranged husband after getting their backs blown out by Chad again.I don't know why you tradfags want to live like indiands so bad, just look at the average pajeet marriage. The second the touchdown in a Western country, the stinky manlet has toi ´´ grit his teeth and pretend to ignore his wife getting plapped by BWC because hs knows the arranged marriage is his only shot at a crumb of pussy.That is the Betas traditional place.
>>34630592no you didnt?? i pointed out how its wrong that you or that other anon, idek anymore, made a post saying when men think of their IDEAL woman, they dont picture a body type/ cup size in mind right after he said that women do in fact picture a certain height minimum in mind when thinking of their ideal man. does this not insinuate men and women function on some different level of prioritizing looks when it comes to their ideal partner? key word, ideal. i
>>34630597>men who ignored the social conditioning are doing well>men who took on board the social condition are doing poorlyThis isn't the hill you want to die on
My ex unblocked me today i was blocked yesterday wonder why? Does this mean he is thinking of reaching out?
>>34630579>born aloneNo?
>>34630593Exactly. With your boys, you actually care about the conversation itself. My advice for guys is to stop giving a shit what women think or say. Do you think the topic of conversation is why a father enjoys talking with his daughter?
>>34630601Could just be curious what you are up tohow long were you blocked?
>>34630601Either horny or wants to see if you've found a new guy
>>34630599> they dont picture a body type/ cup size in mindNobody said this or insinuated this. Again, you just have poor reading comprehension and are getting upset over points that you made up in your head. You are experiencing psychosis.
>>34630599Cool
>>34630454Yes. Your daughter would be mad at you if you didn't take her masterpiece of drawing world-class. You don't tell a child that she is childish. You tell that she's amazing, and then you also treat her according to a child's actually needs.
>>34630604A week *haha*
>>34630597the top 20% have it easier than ever, at the expense of the bottom 80% who have to work harder for less reward. there is nothing women fear more than those 'low status' males gaining awareness of how things are rigged against them, look at any ATOGA thread and how aggressively defensive anons get whenever you bring up "incel" talking points. if they truly didn't care about incels, they'd just tell us to fuck off, but they don't. it's always something to the effect of>you better man the fuck up and get back out there, pussy. you're delusional if you think things are bad. it is your DUTY to assume the risk, so assume it. classic shame tactics. because they want men to keep trying and failing, because turning down undesirable men inflates their egoes and also gives those men the false hope they need to keep throwing themselves into the meat grinder rather than try and fix it.
I'm having a great men's mental health monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fvvXBnYax4
>>34630599Lotta words you're putting in my mouth flattie. If only you could put a boob in it instead
When my girlfriend is in a bad mood, she is not a great person to be around. She yells a lot.
>>34630610my point was, if women are this infantile and need their hands held this much, why do we as a society have to continue to pretend they are equal to men? they clearly are not, if they need this level of constant mollycoddling that men do not.
>>34630619Is she often in a bad mood? What's it take to get her like that?
>>34630602I guess unless you were a twin or litter of puppies, humans are usually born one at a time.
>>34630624Nigga who is the person you're coming out of
>>34630613>guys encouraging other guys to ask girls out so that can get dates are actually girls in disguise who want to shit on more men or the top 20% who want to make other guys feel like shitI can’t help this level of insecurity
>>34630356I'm sorry anon :(
>>34630622Not a lot. If she’s hungry or angry at her one friend (often), she’ll start acting very hostile.
>>34630623I'm horny now I have to go jerk off
>>34630600Men who ignore the social conditioning of enforced monogamy are doin pretty well, true. >>34630613true, the bottom 20% get fucked. But they also prove they are incredibly resistant to any advice on here day after day and remain seething and screeching for their state mandated bangmaid gf.Of course no woman wants s aguy who has all the charisma and life experience of a well used shit bucket, all the while malding about the fact that he has to actually talk to her instead of getting assigned aforementioned bangmaid.What takes the corwn is the utter delusion of believeing that unattractive guys had sex with hot women jsut ebcause they got arranged marriaged to them. As mentioned, just look at jeetoid marraiges today. If the jeeta is any kind of looker, then her personal beta is guaranteed to be a complete incel regardless of fromally being married.
>>34630630How long are you gonna put up with that?
>>34630623>after WW2, Brits get it in their heads that colonialism is just another form of fascism>fascism is the Great Satan, and therefore must be avoided at all costs>therefore, the colonies must be granted their sovereignty and the colonials must be treated no differently than any other British national (anything else would be Literally Hitler)>50 years go by>post-colonials have free reign to do whatever they want in the Home Islands because "denying them their culture would be colonialism, which is just another word for fascism"
>>34630453How do you remove the hair from the brush? I'm working on helping them shed.
I just want a girl with a bit of chub like this on her, is that too much to ask?
>>34630621>why do we as a society have to continue to pretend they are equal to men?What should free you is the realization that YOU don’t have to pretend anymore. You can be free from these socially conditioned lies. Act like a man, and treat her like a woman. Everything then becomes mind-bogglingly simple
>>34630627>get back in the cage RIGHT NOWno. how about that? how about YOU do what I want for a change?
>>34630481Great. You will marry him, he will ruin your body with kids, that will make him resent you and cheat on you
>>34630643Lol
>>34630623This is real by the way
>>34630641need a woman as obese as nora fawn, idk if that's asking too much
>>34630609brehs...
>>34630647>Jewish Socialists GroupEvery single time
>>34630638It had nothing to do with that. The Brits simply made a sulphur soaked pact to get turned into a glorified american aircraft carrier in exchange for not having to speak German. After the war, the Great Satan came to collect and made clear that having colonies isn't in tune with their new role of being a total bitch. As for the rest, Yoookay is still allowed to blow all its money on larping as a Great Power while completely ignoring the needs of its own population. Their government is too focused on hallucinating about the year 1850 and playing the "Great Game" on the Crimea to care about bongs getting randomly stabbed. Live for the King, die for the King as they say.
>>34630638See >>34630650
>>34630481Women are always awful
The OP meme doesn’t really make much sense
>>34630633because the advice is useless "B urself" nonsense that actively avoids the issues those men actually have. >no woman wants a guy likethis is the core problem. you (and everyone else) are arguing from a position of assuming that women are inherently better than men, and that access to a woman is a reward men should fight and strive for. the idea that there are women 'below' the level of even a low-tier man is utterly alien to you. it's why if I were to say the phrase "there are women out there who would be privileged to date me", I can predict and almost feel you cringe on the other side of the computer screen. because in your mind, the idea of any woman being being below my station is incomprehensible to your worldview. India is the way it is because there are substantially more men in the country than there are women.
>>34630624And usually, there are people present and cheering for you. Particularly the mother.
>>34630651Nothing you said is in contradiction with what the other guy said
>>34630642I can assume whatever stance I want, that doesn't change the fact society as a whole disagrees with me. I can look down my nose at women all I like, all it will do is earn me the scorn of the majority of men and women who believe women are equal to men. and if I ever try and act on those beliefs, there will be 10,000 SIMPs queued up to throw me to the wolves for it.
>>34630649If you’re ready for a next step of “alpha” advice, let me know, and i’ll explain how that chart can actually be encouraging for guys.
>>34630639Pick it off with my finger. I've never even considered that to be an issue. Mostly I use a wide toothed steel comb, not a brush, which makes it even less of a problem.
>>34630651bongs in the war were crying about how racist and evil the Americans were compared to them. they even made films for Americans stationed in England explaining that they needed to chill the fuck out when it comes to segregation and racial jokes. It's cute how you are too young to remember Euros spending decades calling America the Fourth Reich, and presidents like Nixon and Reagan especially the "second coming of Hitler". modern American race politics come from Euros crybullying America for the entirety of the cold war.
When I get drunk I get cuddly. The other night I ended up with my hands practically on my friend's boobs. She didn't seem to mind but it's still making me cringe to remember. How embarrassing is it really?
>>34630655OP is an idiot.
>>34630639I also just pick it off, but I've owned a brush before that had a little trigger you could push that raised the base of the brush up the bristles, pushing the hair off of them.
happy belated international day of latex to those who celebrate(d) it
>>34630668Would taking advantage of that cuddliness be considered sexual assault?
>>34630516In my country there was a guy who would have gotten rape sentence, but luckily his audio recording from his smart watch proved him innocent. Newspapers are full of cases where drunk man and drunk woman hang out, and the court immediately believes the woman over the man in a word against word stalemate.As if women didn't hate white men enough, another sore point for women has been the 10-40x+ rape statistics of their immigrant pets they have let in. So, the current biggest ploy is changing the rape definition and manufacturing as many rape cases as possible against white men to bring the immigrant overrepresentation down. So many innocent lives permanently ruined, only so they can write articles "native men's rape representation is rising" and save face from their suicidal, traitorous immigration delusion. Of course they absolutely lose their minds when you point out that 99% of violent stranger rapes (real rapes) are done by immigrants. They are doing their all to minimize invader rapes by saying "most rapes are perpetrated by someone you know".In 2026, hanging out with an average woman is straight up not safe at least in my wokeland.
>>34630668>How embarrassing is it really?Don't make a lday wait and a make a move next time you hang out. A woman who isn't into you is not going to let you almost touch her tits.
I'm tired of being a sad cowboy and want to get back to rootin and tootin
>>34630671Vile
>>34630661You know how psychology is so bullshit for men because it treats them like failed women? Not looking at women as equals shouldn’t be us seeing them as failed men either. The easiest shortcut to understand the natural dynamic is that of father to daughter. A father doesn’t turn his nose down on his daughter, but he certainly does not treat her as his equal.
>>34630677How did he get away with recording himself raping someone
>1 in 5 women have been rapedYeah but 100% of men have been rejected please stop the genocide :^))))
Women, I have small hands for a guy, like my hands were only slightly bigger than my ex's and she was 5'6.Am I fucked?
my bf is 4'11 indian and fat
>>34630668You were feeling up your friend when drunk. Anons, what odds do you wanna lay that she was pissed that he didn’t seal the deal?
>>34630685I'm not a woman, but girls always use it as an excuse to grab and fondle my hands when I make a joke about them being small
>>34630689>what odds do you wanna lay that she was pissed that he didn’t seal the deal?100 bucks. Hell hath no fury as a woman teased yet not fucked
>>34630690Yeah but I'm insecure and don't want people to notice them but I know women in general have hand fetishes
Womenshould I start Witch Hat or Yomi no Tsugai next?
>>34630690Chad
>>34630680You Have to become a jaded cowboy who wears his hat tilted down and speaks in one liners
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbboy frond
>>34630682my point was, unless you can actually act on it, it's just meaningless thought. I can't treat a woman as not my equal, not if I want to live in civil society anyway.
>>34630700That don't sit right with me at all
>>34630655It really doesn't. But moids don't have a brain.
How soon after birth are women typically sent home from the hospital?
>>34630681rude
>>34630697In order: shower, wash clothes, haircut, plan day, job applications, repeat until job is gained
>>34630679>>34630689We also went through Hinge together and talked about all the women she'd matched with, if that puts things into a somewhat different perspective for you.
>>34630703You either don't sit right or don't sit at all. And brother, your legs are hurtin
>>34630702>I can't treat a woman as not my equalYou can. The difficulty level in the required pretending is just higher.
>>34630707You need professional help
>>34630702>I can't treat a woman as not my equal, not if I want to live in civil society anyway.If you’ve ever held the door open for a woman and not a man, then you’ve treated them as not equals before.
>>34630715positive discrimination is generally allowed. it's one of the many little doublethinks society accepts.
>>34630711The whole thing's hurtin
>>34630721Every bullet you pull out is gonna sting like a bitch
>>34630713i'd imagine latex is pretty tame relative to the fetishes most guys on this website have though
>>34630709Okay bro, i’m going to give you two mini-steps to get you just on the edge and past sealing the deal.When you’re “cuddling” (you were feeling up)…1) nuzzle her neck, 2) a little kiss/suck on the neckWhat you are hoping to hear here is a slight moan or full moan from her. That’s the signal.
my great-grandmother died last night but that's okay because I will carry her in my heart and I will never be alone!RIP April 10 1917-June 15 2026
Women, how would you feel if your bf asked you to do "pornstar moans" during sex?
>>34630683By some miracle, in here, it's legal to secretly record conversations you take part in yourself (publishing is another matter)
>>34630687I didn't know ENTJ's gf posted here
Daily reminder: bv has internalized her own obesity and ugliness to the point that she finds MoistCritikal to be an ideal man. If you don’t know he’s a 5’6 ugly Redditor, said children can trans surgically (proving he doesn’t even understand his own grift) grew out hair to pretend to be John wick but looks like more of an unkempt neckbeard than before. Known for waiting until consensus on an issue is established before commenting to he can effectively preach to the choir, unironic tribal tattoos no they don’t look tough and a fake deep voice which he didn’t think would age poorly in 2010 before he face revealed. He now does it permanently How gross are you if this is your perfect man? Does that mean every other man you fuck is beneath him? Gosh.
Femanons, do you have any pets or animals that don’t know what’s best for themselves in a darwinian sense, like an appetite for eating poisonous houseplants, getting stuck in places they can’t get down from, or chasing after cars? Tell me your best story of these silly critters, and by the way this is what jews do when they bring these people over here, they can’t help themselves and need to be kept out of key positions
>>34630725Thanks for the support but I think it would be a bad idea for me to give my mostly lesbian friend a kiss on the neck. I admit I did get a few odd vibes from her but she wasn't actively cuddling me back or anything which is part of why it makes me cringe to remember.
>>34630729preK PreCure uogh
Is there hope for a hopeless romantic?
>>34630730Like beating >him up.
>>34630729RIP to an OG.
>>34630683Where I live there was a guy who got accused of raping and murdering a girl after she fell from like the 20th storey balcony in a hotel. Full blown media shit storm because there was an audio recording of him and her engaging in some BDSM shit and they tried to ruin his life for a good week.And then video footage got released and it turns out the woman who was on drugs (they both were) locked herself on the balcony after she got violent with the guy and was scared he was going to retaliate, so he just left the hotel and walked down the street to get pizza and wait for her to calm down and for some reason just just threw herself off the balcony. Then all the media just died down because the girl was just some junkie and the guy was actually pretty stand up all things considered.
>>34630737I've banged literal millionaires and seen MrBeast's cock. Stay mad, ugly.
>>34630737I don't care. I understand why you insult attentionwhores in direct conversation, but why are you bringing them up out of nowhere? Shut up and let me go about my day ignoring them as long as possible.
>>34630729I'm sorry for your loss, Anon.
What a character
>>34630729you reminded me how my great aunt lived to within a month of her 100th birthday. she barely spoke a word of English, despite having been born and raised in New Mexico. she had lived there since before Arizona was a state.
>>34630742Ironically, hope is what hopeless romantics tend to have an abundance of.
>>34630756I'm well aware, but do other people share any of it? Does a sane person think we're all doomed?
>>34630740You can lead a horse to water…Btw, that’s not giving a kiss on the neck, that’s being already nuzzled into the neck while feeling her up and giving a little kiss/suck to test the waters.
Riddle me this Batman. How did mom have three sons and all of them turned into weak pathetic failures?
>>34630758There's a bit of romanticism in most normal sane people I'd say. Most people have hope of some kind. Not exactly sure what you're asking, if you aren't just shitposting.
>>34630742Yeah dating me
post it
>>34630740>mostlyWell there's your opening
>>34630761there seems to be one common denominator there. what could it be?
>>34630763I'm just anxious and down in the dumps. Needed a little reassurance.
>>34630767
>>34630751Better question. Why don’t you filter namefags you don’t like?
>>34630767https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3l1GKWfmbcY
>>34630771What's got you down, Anon?
>>34630767My penis?
>>34630773Ask the Anon making write-ups about them, why don't you.
>>34630574is that your kid?
>>34630775Oh, you know. Just doing some boo-hooing about how she dont wont me.
>>34630770I'm not sure what she did wrong
>>34630777Because I like stirring the pot. Keep taking about how a guy cuddles with his friend and maybe they’re gonna fuck and ignore this shit you’ll be better off
>>34630778Kek
>>34630778It's her baby daddy. Two hogs in a sty
>>34630729Based
>>34630783>Keep taking about how a guy cuddles with his friend and maybe they’re gonna fuckFucking hell, that actually is the inky ither convo going on in this thread right now. Fml
>>34630781Some parents who do their best can still fail their children in many ways.It puts you in an uncomfortable place in adulthood. You don't even want to resent her for it, most likely, and you've now found yourself grappling with the possibility of having to forgive her for whatever it is that's left you feeling poorly equipped for adulthood.You shouldn't let your brothers being losers make you feel like you have to be a loser. There are surely things that you need to do or changes that you need to make in your life in order to be happy, and you are capable of making them.
>>34630787>not Two hogs, one styNgmi
>>34630790I know the feeling. Most days there’s a 2 hour argument about cock size
>>34630778No, it's your kid. They're waiting for you at your dumpster fire of a home.
>>34630730I already do. I'm loud af.
>>34630796More than you can say about yours
Even if you foids are fucked up and have pretty much ruined everything, it's still sort of nice to have you around, especially here in the undergrounds of 4chan. The world would be boring without you <3gn
>>34630729Sorry for your loss, amigo.
Atoga is browsed by gay jewish men who hate women, brown men who hate women, brown and jewish women who hate whites, and white namefriends
>>34630799Every time I feel ungrateful I like to remember I’m not this nigga. Geez
>>34630759Ah, I get you, that does make more sense. But surely getting cuddly with a woman who mostly likes other women and her not actively cuddling back IS testing the waters and getting a nil return?
>>34630801*Jewish troons
>>34630706If there are no complications, usually around 24 hours.
>>34630801We have to make atoga great again
>>34630802>at least i’m not that faggotYou know, that does seem to cheer me up
>>34630750>millionaireMan over 30 who’s good with finances is what a millionaire is. I know you’re from 1950 when this used to me impressive but it’s not anymore. Certainly not to the point where getting pumped and dumped is a flex
>>34630780Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here!Is Rosaline, that thou didst love so dear,So soon forsaken? Young men’s love then liesNot truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.Jesu Maria, what a deal of brineHath washed thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline!How much salt water thrown away in wasteTo season love, that of it doth not taste!The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears,Thy old groans yet ringing in mine ancient ears.Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sitOf an old tear that is not washed off yet.If e’er thou wast thyself, and these woes thine,Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline.And art thou changed? Pronounce this sentence then:Women may fall when there’s no strength in men.
>>34630803>and her not actively cuddling back IS testing the waters and getting a nil return?You need to imagine other possible responses. You said you were basically groping her breasts. Her not shoving you off of her is a return. Any single person who ever says “if it’s not an emphatic yes then it’s a no” has never once on their lives had to initiate sex.
>>34630812I almost wish it were like that! Haven't had a Rosaline in my life for years.
Gender what are your thoughts on fingering?
you could save a woman's life and she wouldn't even have the courtesy to give you a handy
>>34630818MFun 2 do while kissing
>>34630818FFingering what?
>>34630819>saves girl>she runs to 6’4 ripped boyfriend and embraces him“Hey thanks bro, you’re a life saver”>walk home feeling deflated
>>34630817The girl you're pining for is Rosaline, probably, is the point.
>>34630824I realized that immediately after I posted that but didn't want to double post. :o)
>>34630805Thanks.
>>34630798Except I have more square footage than yours.
I have kind of accepted that marrying a single mother and becoming a stepfather might be the most realistic way that I could possibly find love
>>34630809>when this used to me impressive but
>>34630821a gUItaRr DAE dAE t3h funn3h femenon lulz *lennyface* *hold up spork*
>>34630833Finally, someone has the courage to say what we're all thinking.
>>34630809she doesn't understand how the exchange rate works and gets excited when the manager at burger king tells her he's worth 1 million rupees or dominican pesos
>>34630829That's how the doctors are measuring you now?
>>34630831fwiw I have a stepdad and think that guy is cool.However, he could have stood to be a more active father figure in my life while my parents were co-parenting, though. Borderline older brother and old friend energy with that guy.My advice to you, if you ever do actually do that, would be to be a proactive father figure and not just Mom's Husband, assuming she doesn't have adult kids.
>>34630832“B” there you go. As in child abandoning Bitch
>>34630829you need something to accommodate for your size otherwise you wouldn't fit inside
>>34630836>>34630838Look at all the angry incels here today. You know you're allowed to go schizopost in gioyc right?
>>34630826Forget her and go find your Julietta.Or don't. She'll lead you to your doom, if we follow the analogy to it's conclusion.
>>34630833Not what I was implying. I just think men were blessed with prostates and therefore they should let me finger them.
>>34630829I know you’re the type of fat bitch to deliver the McDonalds with half the fries missing
>>34630839Oop missed this one by a hair.Have a (you) for being useless.
>>34630843Guys, the pooner is back
>>34630848Did u miss me :o)
>>34630842I'll try to keep my eyes open, but I can't really help but let her live rent free in my head for another month or so.
>>34630846Were you hoping to stick the whole large size in your ass? Sorry I made them cancel your order (You're still getting charged) and gave it to a homeless person.
>>34630841You know you’re allowed an active role in your child’s life? (Actually idk if cps took it)
>>34630851>another month or soThat's acceptable.
>>34630855All you are is mad.You're not even human.
>>34630818virgin Mcompared to fucking, seems like a really efficient and effective way to push her buttons with maximum precision and power to bring her to orgasm. Probably many ways to do it wrong but high potential when done right.
>>34630853Fat ugly tone deaf virtue signaling loud low iq feminists (who are fat and ugly btw) were used by the right wing to stereotype the left as unattractive and get trump into office. How do you feel about your role in trumps second term bv?
Have any of you met someone off 4chan? Do people do that?
Look at all the oink oink oink. You know you're allowed to oink oink oink.
>>34630818F; sometimes I prefer it to fucking, because it feels more precise, and it's hot when a guy wants to just see you feel good/prepare you without worrying about his dick
>>34630857What's it like being encased in a blanket of cellulite?
>>34630868Nta but it feels pretty good thats why Im into fat guys
Women, how much boob envy do you have?
>>34630750Getting hog hunted by frat boys isn't the flex you think it is kek
>>34630822I have resolved to never assist an emperiled womanI don't even open doors for old ladies anymore.
As a stacy, why should I care about the matriarchy if Ive directly benefitted from it?
>>34630874None, mine are about that size.
>>34630818M. Fun fact guys will inscribe a tally mark in the vagina when they finger a girl and it becomes a raised scar that can be felt by other fingerers. Or if you hold your cock in place while she’s wet the tallies will imprint on your cock lightly. Sucks so bad meeting a nice girl and feeling 25+ check marks in her
>>34630860>>34630868Keep replying to me submissive brats~We all know you looove jerking off to me because you're pathetic angry simps.>conservatives mentionedYou mean the submissive party?
>>34630872Guys don't get cellulite
>>34630876You don't even get sexed by ugly fat republican moids though.
>>34630883Damn. Guess I need to swing both ways now.
>>34630874I don't like her eyes or her gaze more specifically
>>34630879What's it like to be envied by others?
>>34630874While I wish mine were a little bigger, I would prefer big tits to be in my face than on my chest.
>>34630878You shouldn't, I don't mind if women get what they want
>>34630882>Sorry black child, the anons are mocking me again I have to reply. You said that years ago and haven’t returned
What part of the brain causes women to hysterically chimp the way they do?
>>34630889>I would prefer big tits to be in my faceAre you short enough for this to be feasible?
>>34630885Nta I see you’re using ugly, fat now. So that works on you and you project it’ll work on others. So you don’t like being called fat and ugly. Why? It’s true.
>>34630888Feels pretty good ngl. I like being desired for them.
>>34630874Im so happy to be flat and androgynous.
>>34630893Oo oo ee ee oo?
>>34630898What are your thoughts on nipple piercings
>>34630900>and androgynousThat's what YOU think.
>>34630898I meant envied by women. Being lusted after by men is a separate issue.
>>34630900Shut up fag the Titcow is speaking
>>34630895Provided a woman is about 6' or taller, yes.
>>34630902I kind of like the idea of getting them, but I don't want my nipples to be erect all the time. Plus I was told my boobs are perfect as they are.
Reminder.
>>34630905Yes, my first part of my answer is related to envy. The second part is why I can handle the envy.
>>34630882My rule breaker bingo card is almost complete. Just need a non-sequitur mentioning your latest bout of diarrhea.
A word of caution to all you foids. That is just your clity talking. Be smart.
>>34630896>Nobody can use the same words as me to shit post!! I am le shitpost master!>now why are you mad>>34630891>I can't even get laid so I better not talk about my own life since nothing is going on in it
I noticed that when women cry and see themselves in a mirror, they smile. Seeing themselves in that state makes them feel good in that moment. I think forward facing cameras on phones have given women unlimited access to this feature and it contributes immensely to the BPD foid problemBoyim, what do you think of this hypothesis
>>34630862Yeah. It was pretty fun.
>>34630885I don't get sexed by my dog either
>>34630900>and androgynous.Oh my sweet summer childOn an unrelated note, I've taken a fancy to slender flat and tattooed women since recently. For some reason that look is immensely hot in its own right. There is no escape from your femininity. Unless you are willing to deviate from the human form and cover your flesh in blubber until you ascent to the genderless hambeast.
If you get her mad enough her cholesterol plug might pop and give her a heat attack or a stroke
>>34630917Anon, you can't just not elaboarate. I want details. DETAILS!
>>34630915women are the embodiment of the song Hurt
>>34630918Nah, you do because you project it so much. What's it like fucking dogs, ya nasty?
>>34630914She’s getting madder. I have to know, do you explode when you get mad enough? I know you binge eat when the anons say mean things to you bv….
It fucking annoys the shit out of me seeing women work. They're so fucking slow. I was at a house today that's about to get pictures taken before being put on sale and we were doing a bunch of work around the property to get everything ready for pictures. These women show up, one of them was like 45 or something, the other was probably late 20's and they were the interior decorators for setting up the inside of the house. Its beyond humiliating to act polite towards these women when they're working so fucking slow. Literally struggling with light ass fucking boxes, talking for 10 minutes about which pillow is softer while on a fucking break or something or just "working". I mean its none of my business because I'm not paying them, but fucking hell. These are the type of women that will sit there and be like "I was on my feet all day :( I'm so tired!"You barely did fucking anything for the 3 hours I saw you work, arriving at almost fucking 2 PM when normal people start their work day at like 7 AM or 8 AM. "HURRR DUURRR WHY DON'T WOMEN GET PAID AS MUCH AS MEN???"Probably because men can do basically any job you can do better. Normally I don't hate women. This made me genuinely fucking hate women. They probably get paid fine too despite basically not fucking doing anything.They didn't even actually move any of the furniture in, they had guys do that.
>>34630926I'm literally watching the world cup and not processing much of your posts.
MenWould you marry a sex worker, provided she was a perfect partner otherwise?
>>34630922Went to a museum, shared a few meals, went to the beach.
>>34630928She’s been insulted to the point of resigned nonaggression. Do this every day anons and she won’t be a cunt anymore. This WILL work consistently seeing as she exhibits no character growth or self awareness ever
>>34630927I jerked off to your post hope you don't mind
>>34630929It wouldn't work if she wanted to continue being a sex worker while being in a relationship with me.
>>34630929Never compromise not even in the face of Armageddon
>>34630932Nah, I'm going to maintain being antisocial. You guys obviously have too much time on your hands. Job market been that bad?
>>34630907So it doesn't happen. Sorry.
>>34630929Is she gonna keep doing that
>>34630938fatuglychildabandoner
>>34630929Depends on the type of sex work and whether or not she was actively doing it. Nude model or dominatrix yes, retired pornstar/prostitute/escort maybe, active pornstar/prostitute/escort absolutely not. STDs are also a hard no regardless of the rest.
>>34630943Jobless homeless carless fat and ugly
The only anon thats ever hurt my feelings was the one guy that exposed just how much of a womans life is dedicated to bladder control. I can listen to hours of incel ravings and feel nothing, but that, that hurt.
>>34630945Bittertothepointofhatingeveryonepreemptivelyfiveyearsmaxlefttolive
The starting striker for Iraq is the son of Saddam Hussein
>>34630947Can women really not control their bladder? I'm a guy and my bladder control is immaculate, I didn't realize that made me so much better than every woman I encounter.
>>34630945Wow the sexual tension is palpable
>>34630656>are arguing from a position of assuming that women are inherently better than menLol no. I wouldn't want the female equivalent to a nice guy Beta either. >I can predict and almost feel you cringe on the other side of the computer screenbecause not even the genuine Chads I know think like that. Its not about "stations" , but human connection. You invent a worldview where everything is transactional, and seethe about not being provided free hot pussy in exchange for being an obedient and sumbmissive wageslave. You believe that relationships are just further rewards you obtain in exchange for obedience towards soceital expectations. Same as you will give foot rubs to a woman you barely know and proudly present your wagecar, tacitly expecting your guaranteed pussy drop in return. >India is the way it is because there are substantially more men in the country than there are women.It is that way because India is the Apex of your way of thinking, where everything is transactional and even basic friendships are exyclusively centered around social status.
>>34630952The femanon is plapable
>>34630952This is how the bv usually mates. It fights for an hour and then sticks its bare ass in the air and the nearby Indian or black men fuck it after making sure no ones watching
>>34630945>she thinks these are the insults that cut deepest Easy to tell you're a trailer park povertyfag door dasher who was sleeping in her car not long ago
>>34630951>Men are even better at bladder controlThanks anon, i needed that
Imagine what her fucking car smells like in the middle of summer
>>34630952that's not sexual tension, it's the odor of the bacteria festering between her fat rolls.
>>34630955Oh no, I am a woman! He shot me right in the tit! How will I recover from this devastating blow?
>>34630947>the one guy that exposed just how much of a womans life is dedicated to bladder control.Does anyone have a screenshot? I really want to read that so I can feel a smug sense of superiority towards women
>>34630949Nobody cares about your shitposts because you're anon>>34630957I was glamping.>>34630960>>34630961The chubby chasers are in full swing.
>>34630968Bv, it would really hurt our feelings if you started calling us child abandoners of absent mothers. DONT say that to us
>>34630929>sex workerloaded and vague term. If you mean a stripper and/or a prostitute, then absolutly not. This is one of those things were it tarnishes you forever and blocks you off from certain paths in life no matter what. If a woman becomes a prostitute then she will NEVER EVER have a happy, romantic marriage in a nice middle class neighborhood with a loving and handsome husband.
>>34630974If you want to know how this feels moids, soft lock your game and then don’t reload a save and keep playing for 60 years
>>34630935>>34630937>>34630942>>34630944I asked because I heard about this Jelly Roll divorce. She was an escort but supported him, helped him get custody of his daughter, raised her like she was her own, and even stayed with him after he cheated on her multiple times in an open relationship. Also, he has a really tiny penis.It's hard to look at a relationship and think the hooker is a better catch or the one settling, but that's the case here.
>>34630950Lol that's why they detained him?I bet he doesn't know his dad watched cringe porn.
I’m a wealth relocation specialist (I steal groceries)
>>34630976you did it to yourselfliterally every single authority figure in your life doubtlessly told you to not be a whore and you chose to ignore them
>>34630977Those aren’t real people anon.
>>34630929No, I don't think so. I'd go as far as marry an former sex worker, if she was otherwise a perfect partner.
I’m a revenue integrity engineer (I commit fraud on seniors)
>>34630878>Ive directly benefitted from itAll the more reason to care about it, innit?
>>34630977>JELLY ROLLThe fat trailer trash hick retard with face tats?Heres a genuine life tip, never emulate the life choices of people who fit into that category.
>>34630729RIP, but you're also giving a doxxable info, don't be a fucking retard>lolishitThat checks out
>>34630874This picture was disappointingly... disappointing. Compared to the expectation from the thumbnail.
Gender, are you a good guy or a bad guy?No philosophical bullshit about what is good UNLESS you also answer the question
>>34630929WomenWould you marry a rent boy who took it up the ass from older rich men if he was a perfect partner otherwise?
>>34630977Did you hear that he's sunk so low that he's getting divorced because he's getting sued? So his diva can support his family and him now after he gets financially raped?
>>34630993Only if I can watch
>>34630991I think I'm worse than I think I am.
>>34630993Hot, but no. I don't want AIDS.
>>34630991FI think I'm a good person, but I've done a lot of stuff in my past that makes me feel like I'm not.
>>34630991OkI'm not a guy
Please God just stop I don't wanna be a joke anymore I'm tired
But doctor, I am the clown.
>>34631000>>34631003You both have pink buttholes.
>>34630991MI hope I'm a good guy, but I can never be sure, and maybe that's for the best
>>34631006You haven't been able to see your own butthole in two decades. You are not part of this discussion.
How did this fucking Zimbabwean get a law degree
>>34630991MI try to be good. I've managed to fumble almost all of my friendships and relationships up to this point, however. I've done some pretty lame stuff. I've never been cruel or truly hurt anyone, I don't think.I doubt this counts as the optional philosophical bullshit I'm allowed to include in this post, but I'll say that I feel like I've come to better understand what it means to be good and what evil is after I converted to Christianity. It's at least helped me to make better decisions and cope better with past mistakes.
>>34627964Males. Your wife is having birth complicationsDo you save wife or child(Women, what is your opinion on this subject)
>>34631020Wife
>>34631020Child, m although it’s up to the wife really
>>34631020If it were 100% up to me and I had to make the final call alone, I'd say wife because her lasting survival is more likely and losing both wife and child would permanently ruin me, and most likely we could just try again one way or another.
>>34631020Child
>>34630991I think I am a good guy. But not a good friend.
>>34631020(Woman answer) It's complicated. How often are you going to be presented with a true 50/50 it's definitely one or the other and they have the same odds of making it if given all the attention situation? Save the one who's more likely to make it, if they're not sure save the wife. Not to be callous but the whole "she can make more" argument comes to mind.Imo a widower with a new baby is sadder than a couple who lost theirs during the birth. I think maybe because the infant death is the more likely and expected of the two.
i know a girl will like me one of these days.
>>34631032>>34631032>>34631032
>>34631031Unreal
>>34631020A new child takes a few months of regular creampies at most, finding and vetting a new girlfriend to the point of child rearing would take years. This is my unemotional psycho response because its a purely hypothetical scenario and I cannot really imagine the emotions involved. But if it really is that much of a clear cut, even choice then I*'d probably save the person I already know, and thats the mother.
>>34631039>a new child takes at least a few creampies at mostthis can be interpreted two ways
>>34631047I don't hang out with american politicians, so no
>>34631052what's the age of consent in much of Europe?
>>34631061Depends. Generally 14 with parental consent, otherwise 16. Why?
>>34631020Save wife, I love her more than an unborn child
>>34631066interesting. children are okay on Europe, then.
