Whats the closest you've gotten to being a furry? EditionPrevious Edition>>34763206>>34766828
>>34769997Mif it's only extremes, I'd prefer extrovert.>>34770003>My last boyfriend wasn't exactly an extrovert but he couldn't stand being alone and sometimes just my presence wasn't enough.Damn anon, you're making me think about >herand how nice it was just to be around each other even if we weren't talking or touching. But sometimes I felt like I was at her beck and call and that she wanted my presence a lot less than I wanted hers.
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>>34770016State gender. For those of you who have only been in one long term relationship that is ongoing, do you feel any sense of missing out or a desire to be with other people?
>>34770016Gender, what do you sleep in as far as pajamas go
>>34770026MNo.
>>34770029Underwear.
>>34770029FBoxers
>>34770016I've jerked off to varying "levels" of anime wolfgirlsI draw the line where they have a snout instead of a nose though
>>34770029F. Usually the shirt I was wearing earlier sans bra and some sweatpants or no pants.
>>34770029MT shirt and boxers, always no matter the temp. I cannot sleep without a t shirt
>>34770029MBoxers If I'm wearing boxer briefs then I'm wearing shortsNo shirt
>>34770025שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵינוּ יְהוָה אֶחָד
mmm moid boxers..
>>34770030How long you two been together? You never even find yourself checking out another chick? >>34770026M, I've been feeling a strong desire for other women and trying to figure out how to deal with it. I love my gf but I think this is almost an inevitable feeling for me. I feel like even if I was with other women, given enough time I'd end up feeling the same. I also have no interest in emotional connection, I just want physical, something new, variety
>>34770029Naked. My wife wipes my butt if she sees it's leaking.
>>34770036I'm gonna be honest champ, I wasn't expecting anyone to actually answer the question.Kudos to you though and thank you
>>34770046Nigga, you need to go to the doctor if your ass is leaking while you sleep.
>>34770016MI saw a girl in a fursuit and out of it and thought to myself "Yeah, maybe I could give it a shot after all"
Ok, so from what I gather its normal and accepted, if expected of men to flirt with women. Women, is thir true? Can I just go and try to flirt with and its normal at worst and welcomed at best? I just feel like I'm simping or degrading myself when I show any interest in a woman. Like the"ugh, another one, why do they all do this?" that my single mom raised me with,
Just get on dating apps again, and I'm getting demoralized for an unexpected reason:Almost every person on these apps is massively successful. Every time I swipe I keep seeing 24 year old lawyers, doctors, freaking pilots, CEOs. I could be the hottest man in the world and I'd still feel worthless compared to these bitches. I've wasted my life
>>34770029MaleI wear a giant teddy bear onesie suit to bed similar to picrel
>>34770016I took my younger sister to a couple furry conventions when she was too young to go alone. I did NOT go in the 18+ room.
>>34770016I guess I find some furry characters like Lola Bunny hot. But that's about it.
>>34770044I sometimes thought about selling mine, unfortunately there seems to be no market like for panties. Why is this
>>34770016Anime cat/dog girls and draenei from WoW
>>34770055>unfortunately there seems to be no market like for panties. Why is thisI mean this in the nicest way possible but you're a little stupid
>>34770048His wife pegs him to sleep.
>>347700452 yearsNot really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y5msfAClU
>>34770016>Whats the closest you've gotten to being a furry? EditionI'm certain that other men will have my back on this. Do not fucking betray me lads
GenderWhat's your favorite energy drink/flavor? Coffee is an acceptable answer.
>>34770058I dunno man. Pheromones are pheromones , and I had an ex who liked sniffing my worn boxers
>>34770048Booty smell good doe?
When did online dating actually get broken?I was talking to a few Uncs and it seems like late GenX and early Millineals during the late 90s and 00s, pussy was in plentiful supply in all use cases. They were telling me literally everything was available, FwBs, dating for relationships, casual hookups, roster dating. Basically if you were even a mid guy you could still get anything you wanted. What I want to know is what fucking happened!? When did this fuck up and go wrong?
>>34770064F redbull zero sugar :D original flavor, ive never tried any of the others,
>>34770050NAG but I felt like commenting.With some girls I feel an innate, burning desire to get an emotional response out of them. Usually it's to make them laugh. Other times it can be to make them pout/angry/upset with me. It's not with all women, and I'd say half the time the desire comes with no ideas on how to get from Point A to desired Point B, or the first idea in my head will likely get me a restraining order so I don't do anything. I don't know if you have a sister, but it's the same kind of drive you have to get some sort of rise out of your sister, positive or negative.
>>34770045See if the girl you date can satisfy you by you choosing a day, requesting a theme and having her dress up and larp a new role play a few times a month? Use different names?
Be honest /atoga/, is this you?
>>34770064FI prefer coffee over energy drinks, so coffee it is. Granted I put creamer in my coffee, but still.>>34770069Online dating was always shit.
>>34770069Online dating was hardly a thing in the late 90s.
>>34770036How far into the scale did you go
>>34770048I'm not good at larping yet. I don't do it often.
>>34770074>Online dating was always shit.That's not what the Uncs I was talking to were telling me.
Having sex was the best thing ever
>>34770063I love latinas too
>>34770078Well they're wrong.
>>34770069>What I want to know is what fucking happened!? When did this fuck up and go wrong?Older millennial unc reporting in:They're full of shit. They were on Myspace, Bebo, Newgrounds, HabboHotel, Gaiaonline, Flyff, Maplestory, eBaumsworld, Jippii, Jatman, IRC chatrooms, all day every day on the internet. None of them were scoring massive pussy on the internet. Back then you were still fully expected to go outside and get with local girls if you wanted to be socially competent. If you were a guy or a girl who found an online gf or bf, you were seen as a fucking weirdo loser by your peers and your parents would threaten to get police involved for talking to strangers online. Not every unc is an honest unc
>tfw no moid to sleep besides me in bed for my planned nap today life is unfair
>>34770016>Whats the closest you've gotten to being a furry?I guess pet play and getting off to some 2D furry porn.>>34770026>do you feel any sense of missing out or a desire to be with other people?FNot really. My FOMO happened long before I met my wife. But back then, my mental health wasn't fit for a ho phase or experimentation, which I think is where the actual desire comes from. Just wish I was in a good enough place to actually have the option.>>34770029>what do you sleep in as far as pajamas goI usually sleep naked. It's just more comfortable and I don't have conflicting textures between my bedding and whatever I'm wearing.>>34770036>I draw the line where they have a snout instead of a nose thoughWhy? I'm not even a furry, but some of them are cute.>>34770064>What's your favorite energy drink/flavor?Mango Monster. I remember I used to drink like 8 Rip-Its a day when I was in the Army because we got them for free.
>>34770016The furry panic is honestly so fucking overblown.The characters everyone jacks off to, they're sexy because of their HUMAN features. They're literally humanoids except for a few features that spice em up. Being attracted to them is about as normal as being attracted to humanoid aliens, but no one complains about those
>>34770075>Online dating was hardly a thing in the late 90s.Craigslist, AOL chatrooms, match were all viable in late 90s. That's what 1 Unc told me and it only got better in the 00s.
>>34770064MI buy NOS Energy Drinks and as far as I know theres only one flavor of them
>>34770082How are they wrong when they were all agreeing they were swimming in pussy? In all modalities.
>>34770050It is expected and normal but that doesn't mean I'm not thinking "ugh, another one, why do they all do this?">>34770064FI don't drink them very often and if I do I'm cheap about it I have single serve drink packets from Walmart that have like 80mg of caffeine in them. The Alani Nu ones I've tried are pretty tasty and have pretty cans. >>34770069My grandpa found a new wife via newspaper ad in the late 90s. Shit was just different.
What the fuck is an unc?
>>34770084I need a foid to be in my arms as i fall asleep. I think that would be pleasant.
>>34770087>Craigslist, AOL chatrooms, match were all viable in late 90s. That's what 1 Unc told me and it only got better in the 00s.For getting an online girlfriend yeah but it was not as sexual as you think, it was more like sweetheart crushing type shit, like having a romantic penpal. Staying up late at night to wait for your American girlfriend to get online and then when you heard that "Girlfriend has signed in" pop up notification your heart skipped a beat.Cute times but nah it wasn't about pussy slayer 420 no scope creampie shit. We were not brain rotted zoomers. The horniest we ever got online was playing the meet n fuck flash games or looking up boobies that took forever to load a single 200kb image and then it would get cut off whenever your mom or dad made a phone call because dial up
>>34770095Zoomer slang for older people.
>>34770095Someone older than you
>>34770082Nah, I'm an those uncs and I have more than one average looking friend who absolutely slayed in the 2000s. It just kinda stopped working before Covis, when those apps became pay for play and most of the women left, because being bait to rope losers into paying doesn't lead to meeting good dudes. Essentially they stopped being able to meet normal dudes and were only shown the freaks who were willing to pay for "platinum" whatever or some shit.
unc is 38+ years old
>>34770101>Slayed in the 2000s>Stopped before COVID? Bro are you smoking crack that's a 20 year gap. You sure you're an unc? No one had tinder in the late 90's/early 2000s.
>>34770095Anyone older than 22
>>34770071I get that, but at that poitn you're already talking to them. Though it is a good point, I enjoy making my sister seethe in a funny way.>>34770092>It is expected and normal but that doesn't mean I'm not thinking "ugh, another one, why do they all do this?"Ok, then whats the point of doing it as a man? Its kind of humiliating to be looked at like this. There msut be a better way that also ends with success, but apparently thats what everyon is doing? I don't get it.
CHAT wtf was that twerking? :skull emoji:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ZxLPspI60
>>34770076I don't understand the difference between 2 and 3? But yes I want a cat gf with ears. Tail is optional.
Foidshow extreme are youhow extreme are you willing to date
>>34770085I saw your reply to my other post about Seven Havens but didn't get to reply because I was at a wedding.I agree that there's no way on earth Korra isn't being setup as "actually she may have made some mistakes early on but did the right thing in the end and the post-apocalyptic world was the least worst option she had."I am really worried they're doubling down on the vaatu-raava bullshit with the twin main characters though, which I think was the weakest part of LoK. Korra herself was the next worst part of LoK so I like her reputation being largely negative even if she made good decisions towards the end. No one is irredeemable.I'm probably gonna have to wait until the show actually comes out but I thought the art direction is looking more generic and less "avatar" from the trailer. Guess we can't afford the Korean animation sweatshops anymore. Though the new setting looks awfully like a plagiarism of Roshar in the Cosmere. I'll still give it a try.
>>34770064Coffee with ONE spoonful of sugarWe're not savages
>>347701032010s, my bad. I'm old enough to just count it as the 2000s because it was weird having the number start with 2
>>34770101Yeah everyone says covid killed online dating but it was actually before covid this happened. I think up until about say 2015 it really felt like a cheat code to meet and fuck women.
>>34770105>what's the point Go ask the other men I have no idea
>>34770116It has to have worked or you would be a complete femcel.
>>34770076I would say 4 but without the animal nose, I'm fine with some fur and claws, not a huge fan of toebeans or whatever they're called
Women, why do you think I need to pay for therapy when I can just talk to my parents about my problems, doubts, and concerns for free? Why do all of my friends just assume everyone else hates their parents?
>>34769884Rachel is absolutely fucking insane.
Women do you or would you ever dress like this?
>>34770121idk ur parents or how to get ahold of them
>>34770124the cat ears and tail yes, the rest no
https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004?is=nYzhp9p-7ivqqdStFor all the other Uncs and Unc-ettes. Back when times were better. Things didn't have to be hyper sexualized, romance was alive, and the women we crushed on looked like real women only with actual talent. RIP. Prayer for all the zoomies..
>buy moisturizer in 2023>it's green>buy the exact same moisturizer, exact same product page on amazon in 2026>it's clear>none of the reviews mention the color changeI might be going insane.
>>34770119Just walking up to me with me having no idea who he is has never worked on me.How's your social circle?
Are you afraid of sex?
>>34770121Because my mom's free advice is like going to a therapist that's actively trying to make you worse.
>>34770114Why do you talk about us like that? We are not just holes to meet and fuck. I'm glad this is no longer so easy for you because this is frankly bullshit and you shouldn't be speaking about any women like that.
Do you need a therapist when you have a priest?
>>34770128What? No, I meant the clothes.
>>34770121Your parents are probably not therapists and are coddling you instead of being honest about your flaws with you.
>>34770121Nag but I remember my mom telling me that in order to make a girl happy you have to buy stuff for her Women is this true
I hate my life right now
>>34770130Based song. Love kylie.
>>34770124I don't wear anything that shows my tits like that.
>>34770130Cause, Babyyy, when I heard you-For the first tiiiime, I knewWe were meant to be as ooooo-oooone
>>34770131Of course, every review on Amazon is a bot or a retard
>>34770149>like thatHow do you show them?
>>34770141It depends on how insane you are
>>34770142so i can’t be a naked cat girl?
>>34770149Are you a muslim? That's a pretty conservative amount of cleavage.
>>34770146Sort of.He doesn't necessarily have to buy something but if we were apart all day and he brings me something like "this made me think of you" or "I thought you would like this" he's getting a blowjob.
>>34770147Why
>>34770130Yeah, the future is looking grim. I'm an older zoomie and have pretty much given up on life. I'm just on cruise control now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nop8WphBjqg
>anons unironically claiming that female celebrities weren't getting plastic surgery in the 2000s
>>34770095Youre uncle
>>34770029F. Basketball shorts, random tshirt, mittens.
>>34770076>CatWould
>>34770163mittens? Do you moisturize before bed or?
>>34770158Its hot, cant get a job and my gpu died the only thing keeping me sane is (her)
>>34770162>>34770095unc = uncool but millennials mistook it for uncle and ran with it
>>34770095
>>34770163Bitches be cold jej
>>34770152Lol I don't show them at all.>>34770156I'm an atheist I just don't like to wear revealing clothes.
>>34770151I just realized I bought a different product.It's like 95% the exact same thing, except for the one I had before was "with aloevera".
>>34770133>Just walking up to me with me having no idea who he is has never worked on me.Thats cold approaching though, thats a total crapshoot. I was talking mor about parties, clubs, all kinds of events, work related stuff ,hobbies , friends of friends and so on. Just talking leads nowhere, you obviously need to show your interest.
I'm not a female unc but I am 99% sure every millennial female has a thing for ghost boys back in the day. Pic related: 90s girls heart throb was Casper The Ghost lol
>>34770167Zoomed slang is just negro slang, unc comes from black children calling every older person uncle because they're all related to each other in a particular black community
>things women will never understand
>>34770174You have to be able to gauge interest from a distance or create interest by being pleasant to talk to then. If you can't flirt that's a separate issue lol.
>>34770133And yeah my social circles are so-so at the moment. I have friends, but its more guys I hang out with and maybe the occasional party.
>>34770183I won't understand being a retard?Ooooh nooooo.
>>34770159https://youtu.be/YCYaALgW80c?is=Pzt3sN3gwwao_43iIn the 90's we made "Grim" into Kino. https://youtu.be/YCYaALgW80c?is=9Z0fkmWQnN0M5HMvMusic video about a chick waiting for her man to wake up and stop being a gooner and running off for the crazy chicks or something. Pic related: 90s BPD demon
>>34770175And the guy that got turned into a cat in hocus pocus.>>34770183Just like dogs. It'd be endearing if it wasn't so alarming.
The 2000s had to be one of the most aesthetically dogshit times in human history.
>>34770183why do men never hit each other in the balls when fighting, i imagine the guy would be down instantly and not a threat anymore is it a moral thing?
>>34770191Its a matter of honor, something women have no concept or understanding of.
>>34770191NAG but yes. Hitting below the belt is considered a cheap shot.
Women thoughts on male displays of dominance?
>>34770191That's cowardly and dishonorable. I'd literally only do that if I was being jumped and or my life was in danger.
>>34770192>>34770193Even in videos of honorless nigger street fights you don't see it happen though. They default to haymakers to the face
>>34770183>things women will never understandLol fucking truth. Me and my best friend had a few fist fights. I punched his jaw he got me in the eye. Another time I smashed his head into a fence and then he stamped on my head and on the same day we just said "fuck it" no point fighting let's just go play multiplayer GoldenEye 64. I even made friends out of fighting
>>34770191its seen as a bitch move to hit below the belt but its very contextual. if it's like escalated into a fight i probably wouldn't go for the balls but if someone tried to rdm me out of nowhere and i felt genuinely fearful for my life/bodily harm/maiming i would probably go for the groin/eyes
>>34770195Hot but only if asserted on me, and with there already being an inherent subtle dom-sub dynamic between men and women, he shouldn't have to do much. Overly macho men are a turn off, authentic or not.
>>34770195Such as?
>>34770176thats what I hate about it, its so inorganic. I went to a majority black elementary school. in some podunk southern shithole, in about '05. >dayquan did you steal brittanys pencil>on god I didn't do that (pronounced umgawd I dindudat We move shortly after that, years after in about 2021i hear teenage white private school types saying that shit. It was jarring
>>34770195>Women thoughts on male displays of dominance?Women's ideas of display of dominance is whack dude, picrelated >Just have hypertension or be warm on a hot day>Veiny man hands>Drive your car>Do the "one hand steering thing" >Women get wet
>>34770191A matter of honor. You just don't do it. This never has to be explicitly stated to other men. Any man that hears another man did this will think that guys a bitch without honor.
Suffering from the same feelings I've had for the last 3 months when the spring semester ended. Posted about it on /atoga/ before and didn't really resolve it. I grew interested in a girl friend who was studying abroad at my uni. She got dumped by her bf like 3 weeks before she was leaving, and I felt like that was too soon to be making a move on her but we got closer when we hung out, drank, and cuddled a few times together during that time. At the same time we started cuddling she also started to set boundaries on physical touch and would tell me to not do certain things. I didn't even see her the last week before she moved out, our schedules didn't line up and it made me very sad. I actually cried when she texted she couldn't see me on the day she moved out. She video called me at the airport thanking me for being a friend, introducing her to people and taking her places and to come visit her in her home country. I feel like I've grown to like her more than any girl I had previously dated, but I don't like the way she behaved around me while having a long distance boyfriend, we don't see eye-to-eye on religion, she's rather materialistic, her English isn't good enough for deep conversation, and I don't know if our visions of life and the future really align. We texted a few times after but it'd be like a week between replies. So I stopped responding in hopes it'd get better and I could move on. But it really doesn't feel like it's helping. Maybe it's all just a cope because I'm not meeting new women right now.It's been almost a month since her last message to me and I didn't respond to it. We still look at each others stories on IG. What should I do, /atoga/? I feel like I need to change something, but I'm not sure if trying to go back to her is the right decision. It's eating me up inside. irl friends say I should block her and definitely not message her, but idk if these guys have the best track record of advice.
>>34770198Yes, you don't seem to understand. Even in honorless street fights these rules are followed. I think it's probably less haram to pull a knife and stab someone than it is to go below the belt. You don't have to understand this.
>>34770183MI dont understand how people get into physical altercations from road rage. If some truckold passes me, brake checks me, stops in front of me, and gets out of his car? He's getting run the fuck over.
>>34770203For example, if a lower ranking rival male challenges him for mates and resources, and he successfully defends his place in the hierarchy and sends him to hide
So what is pound town like? Never been there.
HI!!!!!!!1
>>34770212It's pretty full (your moms visiting)
so am i at risk for gettng clocked in the face if i gently reach over and cup his balls / hold them in my hands
>>34770206>A matter of honor. You just don't do it. This never has to be explicitly stated to other men. Any man that hears another man did this will think that guys a bitch without honor.Man here can confirm, it's been truth since the 80s & 90s too. It's called a "low blow" or hitting "below the belt". It's a cheap way to win a fight and only cowards do it. If a man does it he is seen as a bitch because only women should kick men in the balls to avoid a rape.If a man has to kick balls it means he fights like a woman
>>34770209I'm a man, I think it's just that the face is the first thing you see and lock on to via tunnel vision. Plus the balls are hidden from view and head/neck shots are more immediate lethal or life threatening and you know that instinctively. Nothing to do with honor.
>>34770213Why is she dressed all retarded?
>>34770218She's Persian
>>34770215>so am i at risk for gettng clocked in the face if i gently reach over and cup his balls / hold them in my handsYes you are at great risk. If you touch them the wrong way and you accidentally roll one ball over the other and make his testicle tubes cross and tangle by accident, men have a built in berserker rage mode where they will violently attack
>>34770216Might makes right. Win by any means necessary. I'm a reasonable person. If someone gets in a fight with me, its because they're being unreasonable. Thus, the ball kick
>>34770221>T. Ape
>>34770213Looks like eva green
>>34770221they’re that sensitive? wtff
>>34770211How is a lower ranked guy challenging him for mates or resources? What does that look like? What is he doing that's actually a challenge and isn't just being a nuisance?
>GendersSex havers, how sexually skilled would you say you are? In /atoga/ language what is (You)r plaptitude?
Can I touch you on the inside?
>>34770222>Might makes right. Win by any means necessary. I'm a reasonable person. If someone gets in a fight with me, its because they're being unreasonable. Thus, the ball kickNah it's not might makes right, just be honest it's because you want the fight to end as quick as possible because you're scared the other man will hurt you if it drags on too long and you don't wanna lose teeth or something because then the girls won't fuck you be honest man
>>34770205I can't tell if the driver is small or that whole think is just really weirdly designed.
>>34770184>If you can't flirt that's a separate issue lol.Yeah, thats the bigger issues. Like how would you do that?
>>34770229The whole point of a fight is to kick the other guys ass while minimizing your own ass licking dumbass
>>34770227F. Slightly better than average.Stamina and handjob game are lacking but otherwise I'm decent.
>>34770225>they’re that sensitive? wtffYes so be careful do not touch men's balls, we enter a state of rage and we stop caring if the ball harasser is a man or a woman we just attack attack attack. No ball touching
>>34770222If it was might makes right you'd just win through power and skill. Or have numbers on your side. Or just be intimidating enough that no one wants to fight you. The only reason to do it is if you're outclassed (like a woman is) in the physical altercation.You do you though, I'm just saying hitting below the belt is the type of shit where you reap what you sow.
>>34770231You just...do it.
>>34770225He's just a weak pussy. You can train your balls to take hits. It's one of the most popular fetishes.
>>34770233You can dramatically up your handjob game by just never giving them and always sucking instead.
>>34770232The whole point of a fight is to kick the other guys ass while minimizing your own ass licking dumbassASS LICKING ASS LICKING THIS NIGGA SAID ASS LICKING BRO I CAN FEEL YOUR CRINGE WHEN U READ THAT BACK TO URSELF AFTER POSTING. DID UR ANUS DO THAT THING THAT CRINGING THING THE ASS CLENCH OF REGRET"Awww FUCK they're gonna see that!!!"I DID HOMIE I SAW IT
>>34770234my bf will be getting his balls held, sorry not sorry.
>>34770195Can be hot but not worth it because it has too much chance of coming across as either creepy or cringe and putting you in generational aura debt
>>34770239This is generally what I do but some of you guys like hand stuff for some reason
>>34770229Yeah, I do want the fight to be over. I have better things to do. I value my own health. Realistically though if someone antagonized me and tried to attack me, I wouldnt kick him in the balls. Id fill him full of lead until he stopped moving. Aren't guns terrific? It forces people to think before they get in a fistfight, "hey, this guy might pull out a gun and waste me." it forces them to be more polite. Instead of throwing a punch, you say, "whatever" and leave.
>>34770226For example, the rival male may puff his chest out, hold his arms wide with his muscles taught, shout, grunt, get in the dominant male's space or right up to his face, stare, as a show of intimidation. The rival male will counter intimidate by standing tall and holding his own position. If the rival male does not back down he may begin a fight over mates and resources.
>>34770241>my bf will be getting his balls held, sorry not sorry.OK just make sure to have 911 on speed dial. When a woman has balls in her hands, her life is in her own hands. I'll see you in the obituary femanon godspeed
>>34770227M, maybe above average? I have an above average sized dick and I last an extremely long time. I've also dabbled in dom type stuff so that's a plus if she's into sub stuff. No experience giving head though and not much with fingering either. Maybe I'm actually below average then?
>>34770245>I have better things to do>I'd fill him full of lead until he stopped moving. Aren't guns terrific?
>>34770237But hopw? Make compliments? Tease? What differentiates normal talking from flirting?
>>34770241If you do it for the first time completely out of nowhere it would be very odd. If you ask the first time and establish it as something your into it should be fine later on
>>34770225Idk what he's talking about, I don't think I've ever seen anyone fly into a rage form accident getting their balls hit. If a guy starts tearing his own gf to pieces over that then he's just a retard.
>>34770236Nobody would want to fight me because I dont cause problems
>>34770247Is this e*tjs newest larp
women will never understand that sex is scarier than fighting another man
>>34770246I don't understand the reason for the fight unless the lower ranked male throws hands first. Especially if I'm there. Escalating an unnecessary fight while I'm there to potentially become collateral damage is stupid. Protect me before your ego. Take me home don't punch the dummy.
>>34770245Western civilization deserves to fall. We balanced this for a bit with duels with handguns, but its just too far in decline. The no aggression, no physical might, no violence world we live in is fucking cringe and gay and its no wonder so many men are helpless and weak. Its fucking pathetic.Schools banning fights and teachers prescribing anger management medication and ADHD medication all the time is another factor. Its fucking sad.
>>34770016did 7km in 1h25min I think this is the slowest I have ever walked in my life
>>34770249Yeah I was being edgelordy. But its the truth
>>34770109>Korra herself was the next worst part of LoKWhy? I happen to think her arc was the strongest part of the series and why the new team avatar didn't work as a concept. They focused too much on developing the characters separately to the point they didn't really feel like a team.>>34770121>why do you think I need to pay for therapy when I can just talk to my parents about my problems, doubts, and concerns for free?Because your parents aren't objective and likely don't know how to personally work with you to process things.>>34770141>Do you need a therapist when you have a priest?Therapists only want to rape my bank account.>>34770183Why would women not understand mutual combat?>>34770212>So what is pound town like?Population: 2I'm the mayor. You are my constituent.>>34770227>how sexually skilled would you say you are?F9/10, because there's always room for improvement. But also, I cum really quickly, which could kill the momentum.
Ragebaiters will hang
>>34770255??????????
>>34770249Exactly my thoughts. This guy is a fucking faggot.
>>34770191Honor aside it's not as effective as you might think. 99% of the really devastating hits to the balls you see are accidental or cheap shots, you almost never see it against someone actively resisting.
>>34770254It's called being facetious anon. It's called banter. God ATOGA feels like that one time I had to deliver a package to the teacher of the special ED class we had in school and I was surrounded by autistics and downies
>>34770264exactly
>>34770256The lower ranking male is usually the aggressor in this scenario as he's trying to usurp the higher ranking male and take his mates for himself. The higher ranking male holds until the lower male breaks and runs or initiates combat.
>>34770258The people who want violence (minorities, low iq, mentally ill, etc.) Are the ones causing the decline of western civilization though
>>34770264>not understandingAnd you never will
>>34770250NTA and also a guy but flirting is very situational and dependent on the woman. Top tier flirting is where you leave enough ambiguity that you leave the other person thinking wait but was he really flirting with me? And you can build from there. Coming on too strong is desperate. Some women might take more to compliments, some might tease, some joke around, it all depends. Might be touch, might be she often touches your arms playfully, might be as simple as a look. It's tough to describe honestly. It's something you gotta have fun with though, I feel like you having fun with it makes her more into it too
>>34770262>But also, I cum really quickly, which could kill the momentum.How is that a problem? Can't you just cum again?
>>34770259That's a completely normal walking speed though?
>>34770267Yeah this is his newest larp hello saar
I smell so bad right nowMale btw
>>34770218she's not dressed retarded...>>34770224yes. she's cool.
>>34770255>women will never understand that sex is scarier than fighting another manThe first few times yeah I agree. I got your back in this man, I'm man enough to admit that. Girls were psychotic scary in teens. They feared us for being loud and boisterous but the girls were always like a psychological bed of knives. One wrong fucking move lol you fail to unhook your first bra strap or your hand shakes and everyone hears about it, the chick just BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAHs your privacy into the fucking ether. Bad times
>>34770255>him being shakey and nervous
Should I die for my country?
>>34770278>How is that a problem? Can't you just cum again?Yeah, but if I'm riding or throwing it back or something, it can fuck up my rhythm or I might need to pause during.
>>34770270If he stays when some asshole is trying to fight him and I'm asking to go home that's not attractive.Why would a german shepherd entertain a fight with a Pomeranian? Just walk away, it's not like the pom can do anything. Feeling like you have to fight it to prove you're higher ranked is kinda beta.
>>3477027912'20" per km is pretty slow for walking. Mine is usually 11' and I don't even walk fast
>>34770243Handjobs from a girl cuddling up next to you is based, and she can kiss you. Blowjobs are also good, probably better, but handjobs are also good in their own way.
>>34770287Only if it's Israel
>>34770273That's objectively not true. Violence has a place. There's plenty of things that are solved through violence. You're forfeiting the entire concept of violence to minorities, low IQ people, etc. That's the problem.The ancient Greeks knew just as well that only training your mind and never actually testing your body through strain and conflict creates weak men as well. You can read Aristophanes to learn that. Western civilization is built on violence and conquest as much as it's built on law and morality.
>>34770243Strange, I would always take a blowjob over a handjob
>>347702913mph is standard walking speed idk what to tell you.>>34770292I can't do it from up there I have to be down in blowjob position. Like I said I'm not good at them.
>>34770285>>34770286See what I mean? She can't help but tell the world the man shakes like a bone rattle bicycle during sex. I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>34770290Walking away is an admission of defeat, as the male doesn't think he can handle himself and has to disengage, and usually triggers the lower ranking male's fight instinct
>>34770289That doesn't sound like a problem to me. Women are always hotter when they're turned on and feeling good. If I felt a woman cum from sex that would just embolden me and make me even more aroused rather than me thinking at all about rhythm being thrown off.
>>34770286everyone would be nervous around your hipposized 20 ton assthe guy doesnt know if you want to fuck him or eat him
>>34770299Refusal to engage in the first place is saying the fight is beneath him. If he has to hit him to prove anything he's not higher ranked he's just bigger.
>>34770296Seems to be a common opinion. This is part of why I've never really gotten better at handjobs.
>>34770273>The people who want violence (minorities, low iq, mentally ill, etc.) Are the ones causing the decline of western civilization thoughViolence solves violence. Women and weak males disagree though. At the end of the day when an attempted murder is happening or an attempted rape, the police take 10+ minutes to show. Those 10 minutes is plenty time for someone to be killed or raped. If a man steps in and shoots the assailant or rapist dead, everyone knows there is a great sigh of relief, people feel good the killer/rapist has been killed. For some reason humanity likes to pretend otherwise
why do women walk like that
>>34770305Did you miss the part where I said the lower ranking male is the one initiating the fight. Holding isn't inviting a fight but signalling "I'm not afraid of you and I will take you down and defend what's mine if need be", running away says "I am not confident I can handle you and defend what's mine, so I will flee" which is what the lower ranking male usually does anyway.
>>34770286I feel like I'll be shaky and nervous during my first time but not anxious. It will more be being overwhelmed and exited that its actually happening than worried about what the woman thinks. I mean I'll care about that too, but something tells me when I get going with kissing and touching that my brain will just shut off and I won't think about much other than her.
>>34770016Women, what's the last thing that someone else did that turned you on? Not looking for porn or smut or whatever else, more interested in what others do irl that gets you going
>>34770311Like what
>>34770243I like handjobs more because we're still face to face more or less. Its more emotionally/socially intimate if that makes sense
Man that cold d brew fucking HIT
>>34770316With their hips and butt swinging up and down and side to side
>>34770318nICE. haha get it ... get it
>>34770312It's not attractive to be goaded into a fight by a little shithead. I would infinitely rather he roll his eyes and we just leave than have to be around for a bar fight or whatever. Prioritize getting me the fuck out of there not stroking your ego. Shit father material if you stay and fight.
>>34770311You mean like GTA NPCs?
>>34770320Because of the shape of their pelvis
>>34770314>I feel like I'll be shaky and nervous during my first time but not anxiousNah bro you will be anxious and nervous and excited and overwhelmed, happens to every first timer. It's like you're a dog and you finally get the bone and you just don't know what to do with it, you got so much shit to consider: Lips, neck, shoulders, arms, back, breasts, stomach, thighs etc. Then you gotta figure out where to start and where to move on and second guess if she's enjoying it or not and paying attention to her, and also your own feels, and where your hands go and where your mouth goes and all that adrenaline builds over and it's all lost in a haze. I can't even remember my first time when I was a 16 yr old lad. That shit is just gone from memory
>>34770310Violence does not solve violence. Violence begets violence. You beat up some guy, and win. Later he and his buddies jump you. And so on forever. Now youre talking about self defense, which is a completely different thing than a fistfight. One where you *NEWSFLASH* waste the aggressor with a gun.
>>34770322How are you not understand that HE'S not the one initiating a fight I've said this several times, he's not being goaded into a fight, the challenger is the one that starts shit or pussies out, he just holds his own
>>34770320It's performative
>>34770330>holds his own I don't see how that's any different than being goaded into participatingHe can leave. Take me home. Staying to engage in the fight is always unattractive. If you want a partner who's going to respect you for fighting date men.
>>34770320exactly what I meant, it is like boing boing
>>34770329Nah violence has a tendency to inflict fear and trauma, people who are dissociated and afraid after being brutalized don't tend to start another fight. The "violence begets violence" shit is only true during war campaigns or when large bodies of people fight other large bodies of people. On the individual level, violence solves violence. And you don't need to gun down anyone, when you win a fight it's over. If you don't hang around brown skins you don't have to worry about getting jumped by a pack of angry chimps later. White men take the L and either make friends or leave each other alone after
ugh, I was born in le wrong generation
>>34770332It's literally not. It can be played up but it's just how it works if a woman tries to put one foot in front of the other instead of a wide walking stance.
>>34770335Engineered by evolution to hypnotize and entice men
>>34770339No, you were born in just the right generation to be a larper.
>>34770016Is it normal to loathe my ex girlfriend for breaking up with me? She was a fearful avoidant mentally ill chick and I just can’t believe she made me through all this shit for her to just break up with me. I feel humiliated more than anything else lmao
>>34770341You were just talking about "[shooting] the assailant or rapist dead . . ." And now you don't need to gun down anybody? Ok bro
>>34770348Yeah
Women would you date a man who can only cook bachelor slop
>>34770349Who was talking about guns? Or rapists? Wasn't me.
>>34770349What does this have to do with women's hips
>>34770349Meant for >>34770338
>>34770351Duuude I wish I never told any of my friends and family the shit I did for her bro. Now I look like a complete faggot
>>34770341It's called a "strut". When women strut it accentuates their hip swinging, which makes their ass rock and bounce each step. And it's mostly performative, they do that shit on purpose. Go try walking like that yourself, one foot in front of the other in a straight line, notice how much intention and conscious effort it takes lol women really do that shit all day on purpose specifically to be noticed but never call them out on it they get mad about it
>>34770352sure
>>34770334Truly women will never understand male competition. They are creatures of flight.
>>34770352mmm spam sandwiches and ramen, the feast of champions
>>34770358You'll get over it bro give it time
>>34770349I'd you can't tell the difference between an attempted murder vs a rape vs a common fist fight then I can't help you tough guy.
>>34770016M here. Can I get a F opinion on my situation I posted about ITT >>34764465
>>34770367The only reason somebody would get in a fight with me is to rape or murder me or someone I'm with. Thus justifying lawful manslaughter.
>>34770370I'm pretty sure someone who says "thus" isn't going to be targeted by anyone lol. Don't worry you're safe bro.
>>34770358I told my mom I wanted to marry the last guy I was with. Look at me now, with all this egg on my face.>>34770361I am a woman. It takes intention and conscious effort for a man because you don't have woman shaped bones you idiot lmao.>>34770363Flight is the correct choice if it's available. Large predators tend to avoid confrontation if possible, being injured means it's harder to get food. Only humans are this fucking dumb.
>>34770370>lawful manslaughter i think you mean lawful homicide>t. lawfag
>>34770016I want Aventurine to rape me
>>34770339PARRY THIShttps://youtu.be/3nHXhhKMzak
>>34770368You’re being a shit friend. Be a good one or fuck off
>>34770016State genderDo you like fairytales?Why or why not?
>>34770375>I am a woman. It takes intention and conscious effort for a man because you don't have woman shaped bones you idiot lmao.Yeah yeah and then the strut magically just stops and vanishes when you get home. All of a sudden your 'woman shaped bones' just dislocate back into place like sorcery once the captive audience is gone lol
>>34770298>>34770314B-b-b-but that's hot.
>>34770380Okay. What about it makes me a shit friend?
>>34770383It doesn't though? I have to consciously walk "straight" and it hurts my hip sockets after a while. Like if I'm out by myself after dark I can turn it off but it's uncomfortable to do so. The "swing" is the comfortable natural position.
>>34770375And I just said flight activates the aggressor male's attacking instinct and is admitting defeat. Males of every species compete and fight amongst each other, humans are no exception.
>>34770382MI haven't thought about any lately
>>34770391Hi I'm having trouble picturing this can you record a video to demonstrate what you mean
>>34770391Yeah because after years of performance that's your new baseline and the natural way for human walking feels uncomfortable. Both male and female anatomy is designed for straight walking. Strutting is a learned behaviour.
>>34770382F. yeah they are pretty whimsical. I went down a wikipedia rabbit hole the other day looking at some different mythical creatures from fairytales. there are some fun ones.
>>34770393If the low ranked guy takes a swing at the back of his head then there's no avoiding it but how often is this actually going to happen? Just walk away. The fact that you see it as admitting defeat means you question whether you outrank the other guy or not. Beta behavior. If you were actually confident that you outranked him there would be no need to fight.
When you're fighting a guy, you have some measure of control. If you're losing, you know why you're losing. When it comes to sex, women and their perceptions and feeling control everything, including your fate afterwards.
>>34770397Lol fuck off.>>34770398You think I...changed the shape of my bones. Well, sometimes you can't convince stupid. Have a good one.
>>34770401It means forfeiting your position because you aren't confident in handling yourself. And the other guy will know that and so will every other onlooker, you'll be known in your friend group as the guy who pussies out.Question, do you have autism?
>>34770029MBoxers
>>34770407and fighting is just fun, and you get the adrenaline dumpsex is terrifying with 0 benefit
I'm a fucking rockstar
>>34770408>You think I...changed the shape of my bones. Well, sometimes you can't convince stupid. Have a good oneLmao okay femanon, okay, sure. Have a good one now, remember not to strut too close to the sun now ya hear?
>>34770064MI don't think of coffee as an energy drink, but I like the original Red Bull, the Green Monster, and the White Monster
>>34770410What kind of friend group are you in that fights are regularly breaking out? I don't want anything to do with any of these people. I think this is some weird wish fulfillment fantasy of yours and you've never actually been in a fight.
Just found out I've been prescribed with "boob-liking syndrome." Which is basically that I have an enormous interest in boobs. Women boobs. Mother milkers, so to speak.
>>34770421Do you have autism, yes or no
>>34770382F. Yeah. Swords and magic are cool.
>Korean friend (female) teasing me (male) about being into asians does this mean anything?
How can I slay a dragon for a woman when there are neither dragons left nor women worth slaying one for? The age of heroes is over.
So much Indian food..
>>34770432>How can I slay a dragon for a woman when there are neither dragons left nor women worth slaying one for? The age of heroes is over.>Be me>Watching TV show with GF>A dragon appears on screen>I decide to be a cheeky bastard and mock how girls do the "would u still luv me if I were a worm" thing >I said "Babe">"Would you still love me if I was a dragon?"How about she dead ass stares at me with this look of wonder and says"I'd probably love you even more if you were a dragon."????????????????????
I wanna own one of these bad boys you know what I mean
>>34770227FWith women 10/10With guys, idk average. How I look does not sexually equate to its stereotype.
>>34770432There are dragons(putler and the ruskis) and women(lonely ukranians). The age of heroes is now. Just move to Ukraine.>scared of dyingthen your not a hero
>>34770443She craves BDC
>>34770431yeah, she wants you sexual style
>US has the most gender equality in partner killings
>>34770443Time to wear the bad dragon cock sleeve
>>34770016Is it weird that I keep getting into fights with bi men on 4chan?
>>34770443>"I'd probably love you even more if you were a dragon."JH coded gf
>>34770382MThey coolShieee
>>34770451Yo what the fuck is going on in Spain
>>34770448>slavic women>worth fighting and dying for lol
>>34770225That's a troll. Just don't handle them any rougher than you would a chicken egg you're trying to keep in tact.
>>34770446Is that a charging handle on the top? Or just.. a handle?
>>34770415>violence good>sex badThe quintessential American. Here's your burger and hot dog
>>34770450honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm or memeing or something
I’m brapping now
>>34770461>Here's your burger and hot dogNta but fuck you for making me laugh and almost spill my drink
>>34770432Be Prince Charming, look after your subjects. You dumb fuck
>>34770461Im european you faggot
>>34770460Carrying handle. The charging handle is on the other side of the receiver
>>34770410Nigga you both have autism.
>>34770262>I'm the mayor. You are my constituentYou're going to cheat on me with a billionaire.
>>34770446M14 sexier
>>34770464Take a poop
>>34770462It's not sarcasm she is trying to get you to talk about her race and her looks because she wants you to talk about her because she wants you. But she is a woman so she isn't going to be direct about it she will tease about it so she gets to say "I was only joking" if it backfires but also it gets you all nervous and blushing and she thinks that's cute and makes her feel special because it means you are attracted to her the end
>>34770382mYes.Because they have a basis in reality.Faeries are real, elves, dwarves, dragons are real, magic is real, magical swords and spears, magic potions are real.They, may not be exactly what you think they are but they all existed. Still do even today.
>>34770451Women are just way more insidious with their violence so it never gets reported as such>poison your husband's food over time>he dies of "organ failure">smother your husband in his sleep and make it look like a heart attack"he always had problems with sleep apnea"
>>34770016I just got my teeth cleaned for the first time
>>34770471The m14 is for homosexuals
>>34770432Incels are the dragons of today. Just punch some ugly ogre guy in the face while Stacy is watching.
>>34770474>dwarvesFuck off.
>>34770476omg that feels sooo goood. unless i'm just weird but i think it does.>>34770471these guns are so heavy
>>34770477Why? The FAiL is just as uncontrollable in automatic fire, and its also more unreliable
>>34770475Nta but true, a woman for away with murder for a decade because she just had to lie and say her husband fell down the stairs (she pushed him) and police instantly believed frame 1 because women are these cute little fairies who can't do anything mean apparently
>>34770475Yeah but if you were mean to her thats like abuse so its actually just self defense or something, and you deserved it.
>>34770451Makes sense, we have guns.
>>34770481I'm laffin
>>34770382>Do you like fairytales?Yes>Why or why not?It's good escapism and themes. The same with any fantasy setting.>>34770432>How can I slay a dragon for a woman when there are neither dragons left nor women worth slaying one for?The sad reality is they never existed. 99.9% of human history was some local bumpkin with a decent trade asking another local to marry him, not for love, but for mutual survival.>>34770457>Yo what the fuck is going on in SpainAlso Switzerland. You wouldn't think there wouldn't be such a disparity.>>34770470>You're going to cheat on me with a billionaire.Taylor Swift and Rihanna are the only fuckable billionaires in history, and they're far too straight for that.
>>34770361>It's called a "strut". When women strut it accentuates their hip swinging, which makes their ass rock and bounce each step. And it's mostly performativeAnon, I've seen women walk like this when I'm the only male around (I'm a 5'7 ginger).
>>34770481The FAL looks cooler. Yeah they both suck I know. You cant hit shit with the m14 and you look GAY. Worst of both worlds.
>>34770480What like 8 or 9 lbs? Thats not that bad. I think my dad's hunting rifle weighs about that much
>>34770462She is teasing you. Just tease back a little and see
Tell her you can give her your "BWC"
>>34770479Dwarves were absolutely real. Their people even still exist.
>>34770361It is not performative they go buy groceries like that and shit
>>34770495I am not a fucking dwarf.
>>34770487Korra is so built for BWC.
>>34770490ok im just weak.
Women do creampies feel like anything
>>34770488>Anon, I've seen women walk like this when I'm the only male around (I'm a 5'7 ginger).I've lived with many girlfriends over my time dude I can promise you the performance stops once they're at rest and at home and they're passed honeymoon phase lol if you saw the girl "out in the world" aka in a public setting, the strutting switches on. Behind closed doors the girlies stop their acting
>>34770468Can I ask why you would need a carrying handle on what seems like a small rifle?
>>34770489The m14 has much better sights, and yeah I won't argue the whole trigger clamp thing doesn't lend itself to accuracy, but a glass bed job fixes that.I've seen lots of NM M14s, the Mk 14, M21, M25, M39, but I've never seen any kind of accurized FALImagine putting your front sight on the barrel, and the rear sight on the lower reciver, what were the belgians thinking
>>34770496>It is not performative they go buy groceries like that and shitYeah buying groceries out in public lol
>>34770504Takes some strain off of the shoulder when carrying for long periods
>>34770474>Faeries They're evil little fuckheads that live in the aether and their sole purpose in life is to cause terrifying prophetic nightmares, little shits
>>34770504For carrying. It's not that small it's a full sized battle rifle.
>>34770506The belgians were thinking the third worlders they were gonna sell crate loads of rifles to wouldn't care. And they didn't. But considering they are both antique rifles at this point only looks matter to me.
W-what? But Femanon, I poop from there!
>>34770512Thanks, learned something today.
>>34770506>I've never seen any kind of accurized FALnta but that might be due to a lack of popularity in the US. If we had adopted it back in the day I bet we'd have match grade versions now.
>>34770515I guess im just more of a fudd, I like conventionally stocked rifles
>>34770073>Be honest /atoga/, is this you?Thank fucking God no. That's your typical zoomer male
>>3477050499% of being in the military is just carrying shit around because you were told to. Only 1% or less is actually using any of it. Weight is really important.
Genuinely what is wrong with Europe
>>34770518I mean even hearing of anyWith the G3 you had the PSG1, MSG90, G3SG1, maybe a few more idk
>>34770497The original dwarves , (as opposed to the medical condition) averaged about 164cm ~5'3" or so for males. Females somewhat shorter about 150cm ~4'11.If you're taller than that you're taller than a dwarf.
>>34770521I see. I’ve only tried a few guns, and it required no walking or weight
>>34770501A little sticky
You motherfuckers have me listening to Taking Back Sunday again
Femanon do you think you can carry a baby to term?
>>34770530i haven't listened to them in a while my fellow unc :) i might listen to some brand new
>>34770523They aren't any worse off than anybody elseThe whole world is circling the drain
>>34770533No. I will never have a child
>>34770536I never stopped listening to a few of Brand New's albums but I haven't listened to real trashy mallcore scene stuff since high school (and that was a big mistake)
I hate summer
My tummy is so full :3If only a female would empty my balls now
Women that refuse to have children kind of fucking suck. Like I get not wanting to have children with (me) but at least don't waste your fucking like being childless.
>>34770540Only a few more months
>>34770533Honestly no. My BMI is like 18 right now, I use nicotine, I'm already in my mid 30s...I have a sneaking suspicion that I've been impregnated several times but it never makes it past 2 weeks past a missed period.
How do women stand those ftm tranny voices?
Fucking hell, that yellow haired cat girl is actually doing hard drugs!GenderWhat would you do if you caught your friend shooting up?
>>34770543>only single girl my age (32) at church doesn't know if she wants to have kids I think I'm gonna have to date a girl who's like 24-28...
>>34770543Having a child is to give up your life for someone else.
>>34770548F Never be around them again
>didn't work on my paper at all todayWhat the fuck is wrong with me and how do I stop it?
>>34770548M>Can I have some
>>34770548Sometimes you have to hide your boyfriend's keys so he won't drive drunk and go buy coke. Such is life.Look away because I'm weird about blood then ask them if their mom knows about this.
I hate my disgusting body
>>34770521nta but I don't get the benefit vs a sling, particularly considering that both FALs pictured have slings.
>>34770548MTry to talk them out of it, or if I was too late I'd pull them aside when they were sober and tell them their life is their own but that what they're doing leads down a bad path and I'd be happy to do whatever I could to get them clean.
>>34770543I'm not conceited enough to think creating a child with my genes would be in any way positive for anyone.
Everything I like is what gays and libtards like but I'm chuddy
AAAA
Women, how would you respond if your boyfriend, unzipped his pants took out his cock, and told you to "Suck that dick, bitch!"
>>34770558What's so disgusting about it
>>34770548MI would only try blow once or twice but that's about the hardest I'd go
>>34770073>>34770520Has it gotten bad enough that not being an S&M fag will put you near the front of the pack?
>>34770501>Women do creampies feel like anythingThey can, but you're usually focused on the other sensations of the guy cumming. Like those really deep thrusts before bottoming out, him grunting in your ear, and his grip tightening on you. Then rushing to the bathroom to scoop it out before you dribble on your sheets.>>34770516>W-what? But Femanon, I poop from there!Anon was afraid to get pegged,So he cried, pleaded, and begged, After the deed was done,And femanon had her fun,Anon waddled away stiff-leggedThe next time was wetter,His hole was lubed better,He bent over with elation,She approached his prostration,Then abused his hole like it was a debtorFrom that day she drew no ire,For he knew what would transpire,Each time mounted like a rut, Moaning like a good butt slut,Reaching pleasure higher and higher>>34770523>Genuinely what is wrong with EuropeSuicidal empathy>>34770543>don't waste your fucking like being childless.I don't think I would be a good mother. Breaking the cycle of abuse is hard.>>34770573>how would you respond if your boyfriend, unzipped his pants took out his cock, and told you to "Suck that dick, bitch!"Suck it, obviously. I follow orders.
If you had a gf who is "cute enough" for you, is extremely sexual and romances you even more than a man would romance a woman, and pays her share OR MORE for everything always, and who you enjoy spending time with...would you still risk this for a chance with your ideal 10/10 woman?
>>34770561If you have a womb, you must use it for a baby. It's your life purpose.
>>34770569I’ve got some news for you anon but I don’t know if you’re ready to hear it
>>34770545NTA. Hope you take better care of yourself someday.
>>34770546They don’t want to seem transphobic
>>34770553Executive function problem. Procrastination.Fix it by putting your todo list outside your head. A physical thing you have to look at and manipulate.Postit notes, something like pic.All you have to do is move a postit from the left side to the right side one at a time. You can and should treat yourself every time you manage it.
>>34770523Too many chefs in the kitchen
>>34770575Im fat and ugly
>>34770581Coom in both
>>34770582Nah.Life has no purpose it just happens.>>34770585I'm kinda just hoping I get stomach cancer or something and die before I turn 60.>>34770589NtaHow does putting it on a list make you more likely to do it though? If I don't want to do it I'm just gonna stare at the post it note and get stressed out.
>>34770581>for a chanceNo. I want to actually know that I get to fuck the 10/10 bitch.
>>34770581Every girl I like is a 10/10 in my eyes
>>34770581That sounds like a 10/10 woman to me
>>34770593>Life has no purpose it just happens.Nope. You must have a baby. Get to it before you turn 30.
>>34770602I'm 34
>>34770589nta but I've been trying stuff like this for years and it hasn't worked for shit.
>>34770573*slaps it on my face* hehehe
>>34770570very scary
>>34770581barring deformities, behavior is far more important than appearance.
>>34770592>>34770598Okay, let's say your 10/10 has a clear thing for you and you'd probably get to smash. But you would lose your steady mid gf, who you plan to marry and have been dating for years.To be clear your mid gf is also hot enough that you really enjoy fucking her daily. She's just not PERFECT.>>34770599>>34770601>>34770607Pure of heart.
>>34770570Oh shit that could have gone real wrong
seems like every time i'm doing something outside my thick neighbor comes out in something skimpy so i can see her, do women actually do that?
>>34770593> putting it on a list It's not a list.It's a physical thing you pick up and move. It gets it outside the mental block that is in your head.> If I don't want to do it That isn't the use case. It works for people who do want to get work done but can't. They distract themselves, put it off etc. The "reward" is also an important part of it. It supplies dopamine for getting the card from one side to the other successfully.
>>34770583What??
>>34770613I avoid my neighbors like the plague she must like you.But also don't give too much importance to the skimpy outfit unless it looks uncomfortable, could just be home clothes. If I'm home I'm probably in just a sports bra and some running shorts.
>>34770613Sure it's not confirmation bias?
>>34770617she was just in a bikini it's not even that hot or sunny idek how i would start a conversation and i'm p sure all the women in that house are taken
>>34770611they never expect the pig.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)
>>34770619i'm hoping it is but i've been getting barraged lately
>>34770593>Life has no purposeNot true.Life has no meaning, but It has purpose.Like a cup... Cups have no meaning. They have purpose.
>>34770621lol the US ended up getting what they wanted
women, would you choose the man or a wild boar?
>>34770615It's a list.I've done this before just because all the items are on separate pieces and can be moved doesn't make it not a "to do" list. What's the difference between wanting to do something and needing to do something to avoid consequences? How does someone make themselves want to do it if they're only feeling like they have to? I "want" to get my work done to avoid the consequences of not having it done by the deadline not because I want to do the work itself do you get what I'm saying? Sure moving the thing to "done" gives you a little boost but enough to make mopping worth it? I don't think so.
>>34770621me on the leftfemanon behind the camera
>>34770628>ur wrong
>>34770629moids walking behind women at night on their way home
>>34770620Interesting. That could go either way I'm ngl. >>34770623So you're saying purpose is designated by the user? I accept this interpretation.>>34770627MANBears ain't shit but I would NOT fuck with the hogs.
>>34770610If I'm guaranteed to lose her then fuck that>PurePerformative
>>34770627
>>34770551Its not giving up your life, its evolving your life. Yeah you lose complete individual agency but you gain in experiences and growth and purpose.
>>34770628What's your sign
>>34770634very wise, I think hogs are worse than tigers at least tigers kill you fast
Boars aren't that scary you can just spear them to death
>>34770642>didn't read lord of the flies award
whores aren't that scary you can just spear them to death
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster!
M.Prostate play in yes!
>>34770632literally me sprinting to tap femanon on the shoulder and then hide behind the bushes before she knows i'm there
>>34770642Yeah cause you can just spear 30 of them all at once when they start trampling your campsite in the middle of the night. They'll stomp and tear you to mush and then eat it.
>>34770642Boars refuse to die
GendersWhat was your favorite book that you were forced to read in school?I actually really liked Lord of the flies.
You can spear anything to death if you're not a bitch about it.
Why do guys say stupid things during sex, like telling you that you're wet. Oh ok, I didnt know that already. Thanks.
>>34770662What am I supposed to say, nothing is worse
>>34770659All the Pretty Horses
FemanonsIf your man bit his lip would you think he's gay
>>34770659FOf Mice and Men, especially when George executes the retarded guy.
>>34770662And why do you say dumb shit like oh your cock is so big and perfect, yeah i know this already stop pointing out the obvious
>>34770580>Suicidal empathyNTA. I've heard people say this, and I used to agree. But where's the empathy for Muslim and Hindu women? Or Armenians, Copts, Gypsies, Southeast Asians, Slavs, Afrikaaners, Meso-Americans, Sami, and Uighurs?Or religious minorities like Yazidis, Baha'i, Sufis, Oriental Orthodox, and Zoroastrians?It's like you specifically have to be a threat or they have no interest in you.
>>34770668>And why do you say dumb shit like oh your cock is so big and perfect,Women say such lies in a misguided attempt to be kind.
>>34770659F. idk maybe a christmas carol
>>34770665ERM thats not gay
>>34770659I don't remember many of the titles I was forced to read, but there was a canterbury tale I remember I liked but I don't remember which one or what it was about outside of it being booktok-y. (Unless I made that up in my head that it was)
>>34770634>you're saying purpose is designated by the userno. I'm saying purpose is designated by form.It is what it does. A cup holds water, a sieve doesn't.All life has similar characteristics, it has form. As a living thing, your life has form and purpose regardless of what you wish.
The urge to cut myself is strong today
why do girls wait until they see my cock after sex to be like "whoa no wonder it hurt" i was drunk af so my technique sucked, sorry
>>34770669Nobody knows what any of that shit is
>>34770665No. Hot
>>34770642>Boars aren't that scaryYou haven't met a mommy or daddy boar on a dark night. They get very big.
>>34770665No. Where do you wanna go to pick a new lip balm/chapstick? And in that note what is your favorite flavor?
>>34770659MSomething Wicked This Way Comes stands out for some reason. Maybe The Great Gatsby too.
>>34770685>And in that note what is your favorite flavor?No, what's yours
plap
>>34770688I like peppermint to keep them feeling cool in summer. Cherry, also nice but I have only tried a few basic flavors. The tism limited my tastes in the Wild West of flavors available back in the 90s and 00s. Be right back got to find a list of flavors.
Women, if you found out your moid once visited his mom and sobbed in her shoulder the moment he saw her because he was having one of the worst years of his life, would you judge him for it?
>>34770695Lol please don't tell me that went over your head
>>34770696No. But I hope >he would do that to me.
>>34770696It’s ok to feel sad anon.
>>34770662We like compliments
>>34770699Nice anon
>>34770701What kind of queer names their cat creamy
>>34770681>Europeans don't know what gypsies and slavs are
>>34770696Bro no reasonable person would judge a man for something like that
>>34770705Do not insult Creamy.
>>34770708women aren't reasonable and they're barely people
ladies, what is your tolerance for puerile toilet humor and goofy hijynx (at least the kind that cause no property damage)
ladies, would you roleplay rape with someone who is your ideal partner (while ovulating)
>>34770712Fairly high.
>>34770669Most mohammedan women think like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/ntQm17JNouM
>>34770642dunning-kruger strikes again
>>34770720Isn't that a black bear?
i fucking passed out while masturbting
>>34770726I knew a guy in high school who got suspended for this.
>>34770729Qrd?
In the past I wished to know the secrets of the men’s locker room. Now I’m not so sure.
Women, when you send nudes, is it of just your tits or do you send pussy pics too?
foids, have you ever orgasmed without genital stimulation?
>>34770737my ex used to send all kinds of pics and videos doing everything but she was a whore
>>34770593>Life has no purpose it just happens.That's not really a knowable thing. You can't even prove the world exists outside your own consciousness >I'm kinda just hoping I get stomach cancer or something and die before I turn 60.Don't you think improving physical health can improve mental health?
Prozac has been doing good for me so far. I got a small dose, but my anxieties have been a little less sticky. I’ve been drawing a lot more as well.
>>34770745Congrats anon, hope shit keeps working and improving for you
>>34770746>>34770745Also what you drawing?
>>34770731>local retard decides it would be a good idea to excuse himself from class to jerk it in the bathroom stall>because he's retarded he somehow forgets that he's narcoleptic>someone gets sent to check on him when he never comes back>he's sitting on the toilet, dick in hand, porn still playing on his phone, sleeping like a baby
>>34770749Just stuff for my webcomic.
>>34770446i want a tommy gunto go with my trechcoat and fedora
>>34770733>In the past I wished to know the secrets of the men’s locker room. Now I’m not so sure."Bro, do you think Stacy noticed me looking at her tits?""Idk, bro, but they're goated." "Fr! You think she plays Valorent?""Bro, she'll think you're zesty af if she knows you play that""Even after catching me staring at her tits?" "Lmao, I'm dead, bro, fr"
>>34770664Never heard of it, I'll look it up.>>34770667Bruh.>>34770673Interesting I don't think we ever actually had to read it >>34770676Never read those either who knew public schools were so varied with their choices>>34770687Never read that either! I did read Great Gatsby. I liked it but I had a friend that was obsessed with it to an annoying degree.
>>34770757I’m sorry anon but I don’t speak zoomer
When are these jewtubers going to start making "the psychology of the woman child" videos? Why does nobody talk about the epidemic of useless parasite women?
>>34770719She's saying that because she knows Ahmed is watching. You just know she shlicks to white dudes.
>>34770726During the orgasm?
When you are eventually executed for your behaviors, what do you think your last day before you are put to death will be like?
>>34770678Oh then I disagree. Just because a cup has the ability to hold water doesn't mean that's it's purpose.>>34770740>not really a knowable thingUgh ok fine it is my personal perception that life has no purpose it's just here because that's what happened.>Don't you think improving physical health can improve mental health?My mental health is actually slightly better than it was in my teens and I was definitely physically healthier then I think my brain is just broken. I've considered trying the brain zapping thing but I don't want to get my hopes up ketamine and mushrooms were no good.
>>34770764How many 33+ year olds are using locker rooms?
Time Traveler Anon,Why were you so unsuccessful at covering your tracks when you tried to help burglarize that office at the Watergate Hotel? Didn't you have enough Future History knowledge to not fuck that up?
>>34770771>hes running for it! stop!>tatatatatatatatata (machingun fire)>AAAAAAAAAAA (dies dramatically with arms in the air like in platoon)
>>34770765>ads for tech jobs and "14 day wake up plans"Bro I think the problem is that man children are the target demo for this
>>34770328>That shit is just gone from memoryMan I hope thats still possible if you do it at 35. I'll probably have to go and party for a year for that to happen, but then I can forget hiw late I was and finally be fucking normal.Or just get a hooker and get it dine, Im not even curious and excited or horny anymore, just sick and tired to the bone of everyone knowing a secret that I dont.
>>34770745Nice I'm glad it's working for you I tried to kill myself when they gave me prozac lol
>>34770776nta but anyone who uses the locker room at the gym
>>34770777Wasn't me, that was E. Howard Hunt, same guy that killed Kennedy.
>>34770784I just shower once I get home
>>34770776A lot of people live in their cars these days you might be surprised lol
>>34770784I've never used it. What's the point if you aren't in a dorm?
>>34770790So you can be around naked men
Is it toxic positivity if I’d like my girlfriend to be a little less cynical? She just seems to always complain about things. I spent a lot of money on a special birthday restaurant for her today, and her mood was nullified on the drive there because she was pissed off her car was smelly.
you think Bowser is hitting Peaches sexual style?
>>34770790People go there before/after work and need a place to change?
Can't wait to go to sleep tonight, sleeping is my favorite part of the day.
>>34770794I don't think she gives him the choice?
A couple girls I work with have been holding very intense, very prolonged eye contact mid conversation with me, are they just testing to see if I'm interested or something? I have a hard time not viewing it as a staring contest.
>>34770775But how is your brain supposed to get enough materials to make all of your neurotransmitters if you're always in starvation mode?
Femanons help me understand your actions, I've got a female friend that I've been speaking with online for the past few months, there was a period where we did like each other and possibly could have dated, but she was also speaking with someone else and they made a move on her. After that I think any romantic feelings kinda fell away from both of us so we've still just talked as friends. She has since broken up with this other guy since about a month ago. The other day out of the blue she asked me if I like when she texts me a lot, to which I replied yes, and then she brought up how I'm never really the one reaching out to her first and it's always her reaching out first. I've since taken a note of reaching out more often, but I'm not sure how to interpret her bringing that up? Was there some sort of deeper thing behind it?
>Be me>27M>have crush on coworker>36FWhat do?
>>34770767They get what they deserve. Some of them are very cute though, would plap
sigh... anon do you have a hobby that helps you get outside
>>34770796Sleep is the only place I can be with fren. It is also my favorite place these days. Err nights.
>>34770802What kind of guy is her husband?
>>34770719>Swarthoid vs swarthoid
>>34770804I used to but my friends keep saying no to paintball.
>>34770803>They get what they deserveWhat? Free housing?
>>34770807She just lives at home with her mom
>>34770804sunbathing
>>34770797I don't know she is kinda slutty
>>34770804Wandering in the woods before work. I want to go north in fall or some time when the heat and bugs won’t be as bad.
>>34770799Idk, guess I won't do it then. Why waste the time/money if it's not gonna work.
>>34770804Not anymore. I used to have a telescope, and friends to play airsoft with.
>>34770804I fish on the various waterways near meI only meet old country dudes since i live in a pretty rural area though
>>34770751Damn. BtfoImagine anon getting found like that.
>>34770813No I'm saying it's mandatory. She's getting some whether he wants to or not.
You guys remember Bowsette?
>>34770771Have you read the Count of Monte Cristo?
State gender + Are you a NEET?
>>34770823only the first half
>>34770804I like hiking
>>34770820In case it wasn't clear just from that story, that kid was a fuckin trainwreck.
>>34770822Yeah. What a gay meme
>>34770824Female. No but I need more hours at work.
>>34770822Yeh
>>34770828>he thinks this thread isn't chock full of other trainwrecks award
>>34770777Thanks for letting me know, I'll keep this in mind for the future when I become a time traveler
>>34770824MUsed to be. Spend about 5 years NEETing. I kinda miss it, but i remember spending almost every night on lostallhope dot org looking up suicide methods
>>34770816I didn't mean that. I meant why not eat more food in addition?
Females, could a hot enough guy just take you from your current s.o if he played his cards right?
>>34770804Local politics
>>34770824FNot right now. But I have been for probably the majority of my adult life. It comes in waves. >>34770836If it was as simple as just deciding to eat more and that actually working wouldn't I have done that already?
Are the Red Hot Chili Peppers the best band to listen to while high?
>>34770838No.
Do heads get bigger over timeSay i have a hat that is just too loose, in ten or 15 years will it fit me better
>>34770824M, no, never have been and hopefully never will be
>>34770838Please don’t
>>34770845They do if you get fat enough
>>34770847when i've done it i wasn't even aware until some guy was blowing up my phone talking shit
>>34770838It's not about being hot enough to steal her it's about being in the right place and saying the right things when she's ready to dump the current guy.
>>34770824MPermaneet
You have been masturbating to the thought of some playing This Little Piggy with your toes. Haven't you?
>>34770838Not in a million years
Should i ask her out? >>34770802
>>34770842>If it was as simple as just deciding to eat more and that actually working wouldn't I have done that already?I'm not sure. I feel like if QT would stop rage quitting his jobs and flushing his prescriptions down the toilet after taking them for two weeks, he'd start making progress, but he insists otherwise.
>>34770843If you're 55 maybe
Is it a red flag if a man lists his favorite music artists as Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson, and Lostprophets?
I might might mastrubate tomorrow morning before work, Say, quick question the top of my water bottle broke today, does anyone know where I can get another one? it's a 75 0z water bottle if that helps
>>34770857In all seriousness the only time I'd ever ask a coworker out is if I was leaving that job and knew I wouldn't be working with them at the next one.
So I have an invitation to do baby goat yoga this Caturday. I thought this few died with the pandemic. Any of you anons know what will happen with a five to eleven pound goat on my back? I can’t imagine what will go on for an hour.
>>34770847Hey
>>34770856Ok. Follow up. Do you wear revealing clothing and or regularly engage in what some might construe as flirty behavior outside the home?
>>34770864Try a sporting goods store
>>34770860Yes because Gary Glitter and Lostprophets suck (I know that's not what you were going for but that's my genuine answer)
>>34770858He's been pretty stable these past few months tbf
>>34770855I’m ticklish. Stay away from my paws.
>>34770659MOf Mice and MenYou couldn’t help but feel pity for Lennie and Slim was charismatic as hell
>>34770864Glue it back on with the jizz
>>34770858I'm just saying deciding to eat more and actually accomplishing that are separate tasks. I don't want to eat more I don't like food. I know I should eat more, and I do want to feel better. But to feel better I first have to make myself feel worse by forcing myself to eat when I don't want to so I just...don't. Maybe I will have a heart attack and the problem will solve itself. Crossing my fingers.
>>34770726Moid or foid
>>34770659probably the giver
>>34770872That's good to hear. I'm usually asleep before bong hours these days.
>>34770659M, I wasn't forced to read it but I discovered Caroline B. Cooney's (the Face on the Milk Carton lady) novel The Terrorist at a school book fair, and that shit was fucking mind-blowing for a 10 year old.
>>34770824MI was a NEETNow I’m a FREETer
>>34770886Milk carton lady?
>>34770802>>34770857Yes
>33 yo khv with loose skin after dropping 200lbsdo I even bother trying to find love this life or just hope the next one is better?
>>34770880I get that. I drink most of the calories I consume because I have a choking phobia.
>>34770868>ohhhh, shes showing her ankles, I bet that littlebslut is dtf immediatelyNta but you're a retard.
>>34770866MSounds like fun, please take pictures of the goat for us if you can avoid doxxing yourself in the process.>do you know what will happenGreater muscle recruitment
>>34770882That ones rough
>>34770659FFlowers for Algernon
>>34770890She wrote a series of books about missing and kidnapped children called The Face on the Milk Carton. They were very controversial for being super heavy for YA literature. Lots of real world horror involving crime and abuse.
>>34770866You may be pooped on. Make your peace with this now.
>>34770866I've never done goat yoga, but they'll just be running and jumping around. If one gets in your way or sits on you, you can just gently move them away or wait until they move on themselves and continue the exercises. I wouldn't worry too much, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself
>>34770892Do you still look like Vladimir Harkonnen?
>>34770880Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
>>34770866It might try to chew on your hair but overall goats are very dog like it should be chill. I'd go.
>>34770900>You may be pooped on.She's on 4chan, so she's clearly used to that behavior.
>>34770894NTA. There was an experiment that showed women show more skin when ovulating.
>>34770893When I'm doing well I have a smoothie for breakfast every day for like 3 weeks and then stop doing it for no real discernable reason lol>>34770905But I don't want an omelette
What the hell is baby goat yoga
>>34770900>>34770907No thanks I’m out
Has the work of Tame Impala, Empire of the Sun, and Men I Trust taken the place of Muzak? It feels like it serves the same purpose of creepy ambient Backrooms filler music whenever you go to the supermart or are in a bakery on Sunday or some shit.
>>34770915I think that’s the little dude that hangs out with the mandalorian?
>>3477090920 LVL 1s vs 1 LVL 20
>>34770916Coward.
>>34770916It wouldn't actually eat your hair
>>34770915Idk
>>34770915I don’t know either anon.
Why don't people prepare sliced ham in jello and line it with olives and mushroom slices any more? You know, like grandma used to make?
>>34770920Dump a box of kittens on me instead
i'm still wondering what "boybortion" means from like 100+ threads ago desu
men, thoughts of dry cereal?
>>34770868idk how to answer this because idk what you mean by revealing or flirty. I'm fairly understated and lean a little more towards modesty in how I dress but I'm definitely not prudish. I wear short skirts sometimes or backless tops/dresses or low necklines. I can be a bit flirty but it's friendly and platonic and never suggestive or inappropriate. I'm very aware of maintaining boundaries
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend said someone "titmogged" you?
>>34770925Nta but those are equally likely to poop on you, if not more likely>>34770924Despite being the 20’s we aren’t in a great economic depression yet. Just wait for the next decade
>>34770925You're allergic.
>>34770926A male cryptic pregnancy. I knew a man who I once masturbated while he was pooping on a port a john toilet. A fully formed dead baby came out of his anus at the same time he jizzed on my face.
>>34770928It's crunchy but it's dry and will tear the roof of my mouth up after a while
>>34770905Thats true, senator
>>34770933what
>>34770930You think I wasn't looking too? What are you, dumb?
>>34770900Nta but if it's indoors the goats might be wearing diapers
>>34770928This used to be the defacto way I ate my cereal.I have since started lactose free milk but I’ll still snack on some dry cereal like a bag of horse feed from time to time
>>34770932I’ll get the Flonase and my shots
>>34770928I only eat cereal from Syria, and I only ever drink syrup if it's from somewhere in Europe.
>>34770928MI ate it every day for breakfast before school I didn't like milk in my cereal, until recently
>>34770940You'll get the baby goat on your back and an experience under your belt.Go.
>>34770915You do a yoga class at a farm either outdoors or in a studio and they have baby goats wandering around. It's just something cute to do. There's puppy yoga too
>>34770928I used to snack on a shit ton of dry Cheerios a few years back. Now it's just dark chocolate baking chips
>>34770924The refrigeration required for weird jello recipes isn't a luxury or status symbol anymore
Anybody ever been to Washington D.C.What's it like
>>34770943I’ll have to ask work to move my shift
>>34770928>highly processed carbohydrates with terrifying preservatives and god knows what elseyou'd be better off eating almost anything else
>>34770949I had a layover at the DC airport once if that counts.>>34770951Nigga calm down it's cereal.
>>34770951we all die in the end
>>34770950You don't like that job very much anyway.
>>34770951>you'd be better off eating almost anything else. I will eat your semen. Please masturbate into my mouth. And if you have no penis, please allow me to slurp your pussy juice.
>>34770949it's an impoverished shithole built on a swamp populated exclusively by wealthy pedophiles and an indentured servile class that has no alternative to menial labor on behalf of samethe smithsonian is cool tho
>>34770930Majority of women do so it's not like he'd be saying anything I don't already know. I'd be more concerned of how cringy he's being, talking like an edgy 13 year old
>>34770949Boring after you go year after year for history and/or civics field trips. I did like going in for the cherry blossom festival as a kid. Traffic is hell. I remember waiting at least 90 minutes from my town when I used to live nearby.
>>34770949It takes 120 dollars round trip to get from one end of the city to the other by Uber if you can't figure out the bullshit ass bus system.
i'd eat dry cereal off his nude torso leading down to his boxers
>>34770956I thought I was safe inside my mind. Must be time to sleep.
>>34770949Some of the suburbs are actually real neato, the main city is designed so that every consumer good and business prices out poor people while gaining as much money as possible from rich tourists. Though it can be cool to walk past any random country's embassy and wonder what goes on there that the average person isn't allowed to know about.
>>34770965Sleep well, and tomorrow ask your supervisor to approve a shift change.You will regret missing out on goat yoga. Not because the goat yoga itself is amazing, but because it'll be one more opportunity missed in a long line of opportunities missed.
>>34770963If they're frootlupes it means he's gay
>>34770949It's kinda gross. The museums are good hikes. And everything is rediculously expensive.
>>34770962Don't they have a subway system?
>>34770949Most of the city is a dump. The nice parts are worth seeing once or twice. There are some cool museums. Consider skipping town for Alexandria once you've done all the touristy stuff or just leaving to dodge the horrible traffic. The cherry blossom festival is cool but extremely crowded.
>>34770910more skin=more dtf simple as you're completely transparent, ladies
Straight women of atogawould u date a bisexual man?
>>34770949I've been a couple times as I live only 3 hours awayLiterally all I remember is the monuments and museums being cool, but nothing about the actual town
>>34770974ew no
>>34770971They do, but it often means walking at least a mile to stuff unless it's the main strip.
Femanons, do you want to lay back, sip some wine, and have your pussy eaten?
>>34770902I mean im pale as shit, hairline is on the way out but nope dont look too bad! 5'10 200lbs but I am pretty buff from lifting the last like 5 years consistently
>>34770971Yes, but it doesn't run all hours and limits the routes you might take from one place to another.
>>34770973Nta but you are a mongoloid
>>34770978Yep.
>>34770974No
>>34770981you're free to disagree, it just makes you wrong and retarded, but i'm sure you're used to it. maybe one day if you disagree hard enough you'll warp reality.
>>34770979>5'10 200lbshot...
>>34770949Lots of Masonic loosh harvesting built into the city. Proceed with caution
>>34770973True. But they're not dtf most people. If you asked me if I'd be okay with a shirtless person breaking into my house I'd obviously say no.>but what if it's Kat Dennings?Okay fine.
He used my semen for his rituals when I was a boy. He was an obese, homosexualistic, and bald pedophile. He was known as the Wickedest Man in the World. From my seed he summoned the terrible demons of the Goetia so that he could fornicate with them and produce a Moonchild. And for that, he needed to ejaculate the semen out of a retarded boy, a simpleton. And that retarded boy was me.
>>34770986Are you being sarcastic? if it means anything I am 5'11 when gravity is being cooperative
>>34770988well duh they're obviously not dressing that like for some fat fuckless chud they're dressing like that for guys like me, then getting pissed off when they figure out i hate whores
>>34770985Sure thing, Mohammad
>>34770990im being dead serious
>>34770949I visited a couple times but stayed overnight outside the city. Very fun to walk around, but an absolute nightmare to drive in. Nice places to check out and eat if you have money to spare. My favorite attraction was the national art museum.
none of you foids would submit to a husband and it's why you'll forever be alone
>>34770993Oh. pretty muscular from lifting for half a decade so not all fat too
>>34770996so like a buff dad bod?
Will you become a mischevous trickster spirit when you die, /atoga/? Or perhaps you will you reject physical death entirely and become a ghoulish figure that dwells in the chambers below?
>>34770978I had a dream once where a woman was licking chocolate off my fingers while I ate her pussy.Wish I had more dreams like that instead of dreaming about being in traffic.
went for a run and vomited everwhere on the awy back promisem e you wont tell anyone
>>34770998I will become a sex demon. I will be renowned for my constant Priapic erection.
Stinky
>>34770997plus loose skin and sometimes when im shaving my beard i go "fuck it" and just shave a patch of my chest hair to see how it feels
>>34770998I'll probably come back as a slug for for engaging in so much idle chatter
>>34771003>just shave a patch of my chest hair to see how it feelscan i see
>>34770991>like meYou're jacked, 6'3+ and have a square jaw?
>>34771005no
>>34771007what a tease..
>>34770995I mean, good. Because it should be the other way around.
>>34771000>went for a run and vomited everwhere on the awy backWhy?
>>34771009yeah so anyways think a 6/10 cozy sweater gf will settle for me one day
>>34771000It’s okay anon, I won’t tell anyone
>>34771012i could be that for u anon
>>34770949Over a decade ago and we mostly stuck to the mall, did the museums and monuments and then a hard rock cafe bc my mom wanted a magnet. Was ok.
>>34770987>Lots of Masonic loosh harvesting built into the city. Proceed with cautionAny way to shield yourself while visiting the monuments and museums?
>>34770949It was a long time ago but:>subways were pretty nice>all the monuments were interesting to see irl>the Crime and Punishment museum and the Espionage museum are a ton of fun
>>34771016Wrap your head in tinfoil before you go out sightseeing
>>34771011ran hard and im frail>>34771013hthanks i feel really sick righ now im sippin water evyerhitng hurts
>>34770949Also their zoo is nice.
>>34770995That says a lot more negatively about men than it does women.
>>34771014you're probably a dude
idk why idiotic cunts think they want men to submit to them only a weak little faggot would do that and you hate it every time it happens
>>34771024believe it or not, im not
>>34770447>With guys, idk average. How I look does not sexually equate to its stereotype.I'm guessing goth.
>>34771000I'm telling your future wife right now.
>>34770974I would (and have) but I'm bi I don't count>>34770978No leave me alone >>34770995That's the men's fault I've never met one I'd trust to make all the decisions.
>>34771026nice you into bladee and or house of harm?
>>34771019It's aluminum foil
>>34771031Touche
Would you accept being kept in a pen at a Human Zoo if it meant you got a relaxing genital massage and daily orgasms from your captors?
>>34771019Wrap yourself in tefillin*
>>34771029NTA. I've met a lot of bi women who don't date bi men
>>34771025I think viewing relationships in BDSM dynamics is retarded, but you do you anon.
>>34770227i'm really great with my hands and my tongue, i have a big dick, i last forever, and i have a knack for figuring out a woman likes pretty quickly shit personality tho
>>34771033No
>>34771033What do my captors look like?
>>34771033No, I'm a switch and wouldn't feel fulfilled only submitting.
>>34771033>captorsWhat do they look like? How's the food? How big is my enclosure? Am I allowed visitors?
>>34771033I'll be the breeding bull
>>34771041You could be a capo to the other captives
she ded
Do other women confirm this?
We need to bring this energy back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyBKzBtaKWM
>>34771045Mutual submission is a specific BDSM fetish of mine so maybe.
Chat gtt lookin ahh
I look so much better shaved
>>34771025Men are naturally submissive and all of you are lying to yourselves.
>>34771035Hypocritic hussies
>>34771054>Men are naturally submissiveTo God. Have you ever considered repenting, Ma'am?
>>34771048I love AI
Hey there, Mr. Jambo. Will you share with me the Jambalaya living in your soul?
I really want a swollen pickle
>>34770659MI didn't even bother reading it when it was assigned in high school but I read Catch-22 shortly after undergrad and laughed a lot
>>34771048I'd reject that bitch for being incredibly full of herself and seeing all men as desperate simps alone.Something tells me her target group are desperate ugly guys, or she is delusional.
>>34771051i like the idea of wrestling for the dominant position with a girl that is taller than me and as strong (i'm p strong)
>>34771048Yep. Screw you costco waters. I won't be parting with my aldi quarter for you.
>>34771062jimmy johns has those but I don't really like themghost pepper pickle chips are more my speed
>>34771058>men submit to imaginary manAnd you call me schizo and gay>.>
>>34771064Why are you being such a fish?
>>34770824MNo I'm working on my PhD
>>34771065Gay
>>34771062I have one in my pants. A flesh pickle. Lick my swollen pickle!
>>34771073>I want to be intimate with a girl>ha ur gey
>>34771071Because its 4am, I cant sleep and I need to redirect my seethe that kerps me awake until I am able to Being me is just utterly demoralizing.
>>34771075I don't make the rules
>>34771075igi idc tho i've probably got some spartan in me
>>34771048>Dasani water is "fancy"The baiteist part of this bait right there dasani is trash water
>>34771075>let me feel your strong muscles and swollen clitdick gf-samanta but youre pretty gay
>>34771084muscle grils are hot though
>>34771087A deeper grave with every post
>>34771077You should go seethe at something legit instead of swallowing hooks tho
>>34771077go learn body scanning and get some sleep
>>34771072PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick!
Women are meant to be technique fighters not strength fighters that overpower you
>>34771087as long as they still have a nice hip to waist ratio when they have narrow hips and strong shoulders it's just too dude like but if i liked her b.o and personality i might be able to get over it
>>34771090Ill take anything at this point, I used to use /pol/ but I dont go there anymore.
>>34771093Nigga thinks people are video game characters
>>34771094well obviously, duh. but a girl can have muscles and also a nice feminine figure
>>34771093even a woman as strong from w.e technical standpoint isn't going to have the endurance and overall performance of a man, things would still be stacked in my favor
>>34771094?
>>34771103She does roids
>>34771093As if there are any techniques that will ever give women an advantage over men, besides a hit to the groin.
>>34771103Hot
Why are white people so obsessed with dogs?
cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
what's your favorite cuddling position.mines little spoon
>>34771103i dont like patty. What's her name, uh the Latina, lemme thinkShe did cammy cosplay god what was her name........Monica granda
>>34771107idk i'm a cat person
>>34771103her hips are a touch narrow for that build but damn is she cute shame about the roids, if she weren't still real fertile it'd be a deal breaker
>>34771109Big spoon
>>34771109Why are dudes itt so subby and fruity
>>34771109MNever cuddled
>>34771109MPurely for my enjoyment I like having my face in her bosomSpooning second placeHer head in my lap in third place
>>34771109his full body weight on top of me
>>34771118idk but im a girl
>>34771109Laying on my back with her head on my chest.
Women are matadors
>>34771109Big spoon, or laying on my back with her head on my chestIf not in bed, then head on my shoulder
>>34771122Hey can we have sex?
>>34771109MI have never engaged in such behavior
>>34771121That too>>34771120Also would provide my blackout chesticles over his eyes.
>>34771109M, laying on my back with her head laying on my chest and my arm around her
>>34771111This girl?
>>34770824Im studying so i guess not
>>34771135Before I opened it I thought that was a giant veiny futa cock
i wish a man would crush me in bed :(((
>>34771111>Monica grandashe looks like a total muscle bimbo, hnnngg
>>34771137There's some symbolism in that...
>>34771135>hip dips
The new Gemini update is lame.
If there is more women than man how come you still have to compete with 20 dudes
i wish women would develop interesting taste in anything at all
>>34771142What did they do
>>34770672In my case is true but they dont need to point it out
>>34771144>more women than manThat's what they want you to think
>>34771138I wish >he would lightly squish me.
>>34771145I just wish they could answer how they would like to be asked in a date
>>34771144Say there's 100 men and 120 women70 of those women are over 6030 of them are fat10 of them are underage
>>34771109i crumple my gf up like a t-shirt and cuddle her like that
>>34771146They made it boring and stupid. It used to be like a fun friend who smoked crack that you never took seriously, and then he got clean and has a boring office job on top of permanent brain damage.
>>34771151that makes zero sense
>>34771111>>34771135You two absolutely know ball. Part of me wishes she wasn't so Christian because I want to see her naked. I like her Mirko cosplay, tho.
>>34771141they look good on her imohip dips are a sign of being muscular, not the opposite
>>34771065Given the human zoo scenario, I'd like being a male capo responsible for dominating female slaves. I'd befriend a female capo responsible for dominating male slaves. We'd both be locked in chastity 24/7 unless permitted orgasm by our owners. Eventually, instead of forbidding our friendship and mutual attraction, our owners would use it to their advantage. Me and the female capo would be pitted against one another. If my performance was better, she'd be forced to pleasure me, and if hers was better, I'd be forced to pleasure her (with the winner freed from chastity temporarily and the loser having to find some other way to pleasure the winner). At some point, given how well that's worked, we'd be allowed unrestricted access to one another to breed lovingly like a normal couple.God I'm horny but I'm quitting porn and excessive masturbation so I'll go think about something else now.
>>34771145get over that wish or stay disappointed lmao
>>34771154So lets say that out of those 100 men, 20 are not worried about dating, since they're content with being married or single or whatever. So you are one of these 80 men, all trying to get the not fat not old not underage women, which there are only 10 of.
>>34771155^^^ calls herself Catholic btw
>>34771153Whack
>>34771159Are there no fat/old/underage men in this world?
>>34771083True, dasani is troll water. It actually has more salt in it. That's why it's in stock at fast food places.
>>34771144Because you guys aren't separated by different classes like in wrestling. So you join fights you could never possibly win because you don't know any better.
>date girl>show her the things i like>break up>date new girl>show her the things i like>have to pretend im not bored rewatching it and have memorized and designated 'laugh points' in certain scenes to show that im engaged because if i see something it stays fresh in my mind for a very long time or if not fresh i have the gist of it downanyone else?i'm autistic if that helps
>>34771164pretty sure that guy is having a schizo episode
>>34771166>That's why it's in stock at fast food places It's because it's a coke product
>>34771164Yeah, of course, and I have to compete with them still
>>34771169do u not have more things u like?
>>34771169Give up on interpersonal relationships as a whole, you obviously get nothing out of them
I don't think there's any hope for me anymore. No tits. No ass. Haven't gotten a job since i was 15. Mid. Can't cook. My room is a fucking mess. How am I supposed to fall in love when I'm this much of a loser.
>>34771173>I have to compete with the underage boys This is kinda funny ngl
there's a backlog of things i know i can only enjoy watching with another person
>>34771179You can always still whine about your problems on an imageboard
>>34771169This has never been a problem for me the shortest time between relationships for me was 4 months and the longest was 5 years. I've only dated 4 people. Maybe chill out a little.
>>34771179how old?
>movie has romantic tragic scene of man and woman riding motorcycle through the cityclassic
>>34771180Yeah, you see what them female teachers are up to? Their zoomer students are rizzing them up
>>3477118526
>>34771186Name 3 movies where this happens
i miss driving on trips and looking over to see that she fell asleep holding my hand
>>34771168So I should just hit on the ugly chicks?
>>34771189mmmm… girlfailure…..
>>34771193Yeah
>>34771192My female cousin used to do this
>>34771188Other way around my guy. When she plops her fat ass on your desk in such a way to blow your papers everywhere and says "how's my favourite little student doing? Did you need help with something?" What else are you supposed to do in that moment
>>34771168You are literally separated into classes on tinder and other dating apps though
>>34771179You could learn to cook
>>34771179I'll date you
>>34771199I don't use the apps so I can't speak to that
>dating gf for a year now>go on vacation where we see this nudist bar>think of it as quirky, decide to check it out one night>we both take our shirts off (shes still wearing a sports bra) and leave it at that>long story short, we end up in the back of the bar area talking to this group of people (girls and guys)>my gf ends up going topless >see her drift off and start talking to this one guy whos completely nude>hes sitting down, see her leaning over with her hands on his shoulders and shes talking into his ear directly>also see him put his hands on her shoulder, pull her in, and start grabbing is dick>see red, grab gf by the arm to pull her away, and say "we're getting the fuck out of here now"I had to cool myself down because I was so pissed at her. She kept saying she didnt know and that "its not that kind of place!" I told her to not be naive and that obviously there is a sexual thing to a nudist bar, especially when shes leaning over into some guys ear while he touches himself. She initially said nothing happened, but as I pressed her on it she confessed that he said he wanted to feel up her tits, but "I was just telling him no when you grabbed me!"We had a whole discussion about it and everything, but the truth is that I feel like I cant let this go. I feel like she loved entertaining that and was seeing where my line was. I feel like shes was just playing dumb with not understanding why I would be upset or that a guy would obviously be into something sexual with her in that setting. She at first said nothing happened, that they were just having a normal conversation, and that she didnt understand why I was so mad, but then said that he actually asked to feel her up so why would she initially lie about that?
>>34771203>see her drift off and start talking to this one guy whos completely nudeIts over dude break up with her. I didn't bother to read the rest
Is one week enough time to look at apartments to rent?
is it slutty to wear stockings and a garter? i think it looks sexy but mature
>>34771206No
>>34771206Why the time limit?
>>34771208Depends on the situation
>>34771203i would have left her there and gone home to cut her out of the rest of my life lmao
>>34771209>>34771210how long>>34771212I don't want to stay in a hotel for a month
>>34771179>>34771189>No titsboob job>No asssquats>Haven't gotten a job since i was 15go online and look for some generic office girl job for now>MidAgain, gym. >Can't cooklook up insta recipes. Its not that hard bitch>My room is a fucking messThen clean it up. Unironically, go look up early Jordan Peterson videos>How am I supposed to fall in love when I'm this much of a loserfalling in love wont fix you anon. You need to work on yourself and love yourself first. Its time for your glowup
>>34770949Ur asking because of her aren’t u? I miss her too anon can’t believe she moved away to a cool place that cool goddesses like her elevate to
>>34771203Der cuckold
>>34771219no im just watching a jack ryan movie
>>34771191all asian movies interestingly enough
>>34771217Who knows.Could get lucky after 3 days could take you over a month if everything is terrible and people keep ghosting you.
>>34771217Are you getting kicked out?
>>34771224Theyre all just copying each other. Doesn't count
>>34771227no, I am traveling to another country
>>34771213just all the time really
>>34771189that's not too bad. hobbies?>>34771203so to be clear, he was jerking himself off while your gf was just standing there talking to him? from what you could see, did it appear like she was going to let him touch her? is she stupid, or something?
>>34771229i am copying other people because i am an autist
>>34771232I wouldn't say its slutty unless you can see the garters then
>>34771233>see her leaning over with her hands on his shoulders and shes talking into his ear directlyShe knew what she was doing
Hi
>>34771239hi hru
>>34771238>>34771203yeah that sounds like a hanging offense to me, unless you feel like you need to needle her for more details
>>34771236theyre thigh high so you can see the garter clips but not the belt
>>34771240About to get banned on this website again for being silly D: Wbu?
which llm do you use to write your long, boring, fictional greentexts?
>>34771241hang him instantly pluck out his eyes rip the haunting smirk from his face may heaven help him, but only through its plagues
>>34771245Sigh what did you post
>>34771244A lil cheeky
>>34771244Do you wanna date?
>>34771233the guy was sitting on a stool, she was standing in front of him, both were facing each other. She leaned over, put her hands on his shoulders and was saying something into his ear like the music was too loud. I saw him say something to her and then her back ect. Then he put his hand on her arm to sort of pull her closer and with his other hand grabbed his dick. It wasnt stroking jerking off but clearly grabbing himself in that way. >is she stupid, or something?The reality is that shes just gaslighting me if anything. Again, she at first was shocked by me and didnt understand why I was so upset. She claimed they were just having a normal conversation. I kept brining up him playing with himself and she said that he said he wanted to feel up her tits. If this was the case she would have initially said "omg thank you for getting me, this creep was saying perverted stuff to me!" but she didnt. She lied to me and acted like I was overreacting. She then changed her tone, admitted that he wanted to feel her up, but still never thanked me or anything for protecting her, she just kept saying she didnt know he was feeling himself and that she was just about to tell him no. Later on that night she was upset and kept saying that she would never cheat on me, would never do anything to make me feel like that, kept insiting she didnt know he was touching himself. My gut is that she knew full well and would have done it if I didnt step in. I feel like she was seeing what she could get away with, thought I wouldnt see/say anything, and when I did she panicked. This was a few months back, but I havent been able to really get it out of my mind.
>>34771239BioShock 2 was the first game I played when I built my PC when I was 14
>>34771249i can work with that. you'd be surprised how hard it is to find good stockings that aren't stay ups. i ended up just cutting the silicone off some stay ups and ordering a pair of true stockings from a sex shop lol>>34771253where would we go?
One of the greatest errors we've made is allowing women to be journalists writers and firefighters
>>34771254what i would do is at your next opportunity is go through her phone. she sounds overall deceptive.
Will you be a good cat woman and purr for me?
>>34771260What's the point of separate stockings verses pantyhose? Better for hot weather i guess? Why not just skip them entirely? Fashion reasons?
>>34771261giving women equal rights in general was a fatal mistake for the west and its decline tracks perfectly with it women were literally happier without equal rights
You just know if your sexual partner had the magic power to change their biological sex and genital parts at will and then change it back, you would try some gay shit with them at least once. Or straight shit if you gay.
>>34771260Concert
Why does each of your toes have its own separate STD? Why is their sex gangrene on the soles of your feet that grew from semen mold you never cleaned off?
>>34771264will he purr back for me?
>>34771266i hate the way gussets bunch up because I have long legs, where as stockings and stay ups keep my legs warm enough>>34771269i haven't been to a concert in a while
>>34771273Yes.
Why did my hair decide to start being shit? I grew it out for the first time a whole ago and thought it looked good but cut it. I grew it out again but this time it decided "Woah there bud, who do you think you are trying to be sexy, fuck your volume and style you're gonna look like Snape from now on" actually gonna kill myself, everything turns out like this.
I thought that in my 20s my life would resemble Wallace and Gromit.
>>34771264now I want to jerk off thanks
>>34771279Why would you think such a thing
Ya ya ya coco jambo, ya ya yeah
>>34771278I wish mine would just lay flat like snapes atp
>>34771274It'll be fun, we'll go together
>>34771264>cat womanBoring>giant lizard womanBest
>>34771285Retarded deviantart tier slop
Have you ever literally had to wait on a package delivery of lube to arrive to have sex? the struggle of big coce is real
Women do you think motorcyclists are psychotic? Would you ever date one?
>>34771261Another mistake is allowing incels to live
>>34771281Dogs are intelligent, right, so I thought that if I was looking after a dog the dog would help me get to outer space. Also I thought I'd be living as a single man in a large house and making strange inventions for a living.
>>34771290>Women do you think motorcyclists are psychotic?Yes>Would you ever date one?No
>>34771289Uh no but I have ran out of lube to fap with and I had to borrow some of my sisters moisurizer
>>34771289Lube is for faggots who can't get her wet
>>34771109>what's your favorite cuddling position.>mines little spoonThat's because you like bulges squished against your booty
>>34771296if that were true, then why every foid who's horny with a big dildo has to use lube?? tiny pp men being wrong once again
So what if I like her
>>34771290so I went on a motorbike one time and I ended up with a broken arm, so I'm never going on one again.
>>34771303What did he crash into
Love underweight foids
>>34771144>if there is more women than man how come you still have to compete with 20 dudeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_sex_ratio
I need to date a girl with a pussy
>>34771290No.No.I had two motorcycle friends, one hit a car and died instantly, the other hit gravel and slammed himself into a coma, died 3 months later.
i need to date a guy with a penisno foreskin tho
>>34771292But you saw that he didn't make enough money doing that he had to wash windows and rent out a room in his house right?
>>34771306I am overcome with desire to pick them up and gently put them down somewhere else
>>34771308gross
>>34771307Wtf is going on in qatar
>>34771290nag but someone wreaked his bike in front my house and I'm pretty sure I watched him die.
>>34771308I'm sure you said this to hedge your bets against someone telling you to just date a tranner but it comes off like you have only been dating trannies up until this point
>>34771312She has the perpetually sick and frail phenotype
>>34771290I'm sure a good one exists but I've never met one. I don't see myself dating one no.
>>34771304it was actually me trying to learn to ride, I fell off while turning. retarded instructor took me to a wet and sandy spot>>34771308hii
>>34771314If I had to guess, femicide.
>>34771318though futile i would try to nurse her back to health but i would love her all the same
>>34771314indentured servitude
>>34771264Not for you
>>34771306Even if they have weird deflated tube-like breasts?
>>34771314The majority of people in Qatar are foreign workers, around 88% which skews the gender ratio.
I wanna buy a 35mm camera and take some absolutely breathtaking photos with her
>>34771326Yeah
>>34771179>No tits.That sucks>No ass. Squat>Haven't gotten a job since i was 15. Go fill out applications>Mid. So you're in the top 50%?>Can't cook. Look at some cookbooks and practice. Fill in gaps with youtube. Ask questions on /ck/>My room is a fucking messClean it
This could be us.
>>34771331who
>>34771208In what context?>>34771314They have lots of slaves
>>34771332Aoc
>>34771334That's Madame President AOC to you.
do any moids here have greying hair
crush forgot we made plans and in fact forgot them so hard that when I asked "did you want to [x] today" they just said "oh I can't I'm doing [y]"I'm not mad at them at all (honestly it's a relief to know my standing with them) but I'm exhausted that this has happened with everyone I've ever felt this way about and I know that the only constant is me and so maybe I'm a retard for thinking I'm worth anyone's timeI hope love is going well for you /atoga/
>>34771338No but I know guys my age who do.
>>34771338Go to bed, fat fetish spammer.
>>34771343this is harassment
>>34771338>tfw have a thick streak of white hair going down my bangsI look like a fucking skunk
>>34771328ohh I'm a bit of a camera gear nerd so we would have a lot in common. get a good 90mm+ lens and you'll take absolutely stunning portraits, 50mm is bad for portraits comparatively>>34771333just out and about, to cons etcactually maybe I should take my camera to the next con I go to
>>34771338Nope my hair is all black
>>34771344When are you going to post boobs?
>>34771345i bet it makes you look really handsome
>>34771307I should move to the bahamas
>>34771320>it was actually me trying to learn to ride, I fell off while turning. retarded instructor took me to a wet and sandy spotComing back to the thread after an hour and reading this without context...
>>34771338I have dome small clusters, not that noticeable yet
>>34771334look dude it's not like i'm going to edge for three months thinking about her
>>34771346>lenses in metric
>>34771334>>34771336Her boobs are too small to be aoc
>>34771350she should post her other armpit instead
>>34771350i sort of did a while back
>>34771338M22On my temples a little
>>34771351My body has given me the unc highlights
>>34771355well I sometimes go on top too hehe>>34771360yes? all lenses are in metric, I've never seen it in imperial
>>34771346Well, looking hot at a con is kind of expected. I would recommend wearing it to a gas station though
>>34771344Have you considered that you're in the wrong thread? Try asking men on /soc/ to supply your gooning material.
>>34771370>looking hot at a con is kind of expectedWhat cons are you going to?
>>34771373but i wasnt even asking for pics or saying anything fat fetish related..i can’t ask abt the silver fox demographic of atoga..? :< u guys are basically bullies now
>>34771370yeah I'll wear it even to the grocery store when I go later today>>34771375cons here are usually quite high effort except for the slobs that make up a minority
>>34771375I went to dragoncon once and there were tons of hot girls
>>34771377You were about to. You follow patterns. You are a predictable bore.
>>34771363Really when?
>>34771362Actually that would be even better
>>34771381innocent until proven guilty>>34771382dont get ur hopes up, they were clothed booba and very small
>>34771378They'll stop recognizing you if you use capitalization and question marks
>>34771384Oh yeah i remember now>smallYou say that like its a bad thing
>>34771338My hair is pic related but this is not me. I also stay clean shaven if I go out. Just this year, it's started to salt with a sprinkle of silvery strands on the sides.
>>34771340Stop chasing nonchalant pretty boys
>>34771346>actually maybe I should take my camera to the next con I go toFeel free to show us the outfit if you do
>>34771340Have other things in life going on
>>34771378>cons hereWhere's here?>>34771379There are hot girls at the cons I go to too, but they're still outnumbered by fat tumblristas.
>>34771369I mostly shoot antiques so I a have a few inch lenses, although by ww2 it seems they all metricizedThis one is marked in both
>>34771388nooo come back u forgot to attach file>>34771387>You say that like its a bad thingu flatter me anon ///
>>34771386I'm not the only one that types in lowercase but who do you think I am? I'm the Australian BPD lady who I doubt anyone remembers>>34771390sure will do. i miss cosplaying but making costumes is so much effort
>>34771382Nigga "she" is a man.
Femanon, what is your Instagram
>>34770447Is it possible to describe what makes you so good?
>>34771396Stop thinking about trannies
>>34771392aus>>34771393ohh nice, my best vintage lenses are my Helios and my Pentax 50mm that was inherited from my great grandfather. i wish I had a better portrait lens but I cant be buying another lens rn>>34771397i don't use instance or snap
>>34771395>I'm not the only one that types in lowercase but who do you think I am? I'm the Australian BPD lady who I doubt anyone remembersI'm assuming you're the fat fetishist since that's who the other anons are accusing you of being.
Ok I have a joke>me: can you open?>you: open what?>me: OpenAI
>>34771402Please leave
>>34771389I'm a moid>>34771391I do
>>34771402:/
>>34771378Ever been picked up at a con?
>>34771397I haven't posted anything in over a year why do you want it
>>34771399He posted pics.
>>34771362Cant believe she actually did it wasnt expecting anyone to do it
>>34771405I assumed you were gay since you said they
>>34771401oh hell no. I'm slightly fat myself but I absolutely despise being fat (though I don't hate people who are but I wish they will lose weight). obesity is one of the worst ncd's because of how straining it is on the health care system>>34771407like for a fling or physically picked up? when I was younger (like 14-16) I got felt up at a con when I was cross playing lol
>>34771408To send you funny reels
>>34771405Ask them on dates and do it early. Not whatever hang out shit you’re trying to use to slide in.
>>34771400I wish I could shoot more but I haven't been motivated or felt creative these past few years honestly. And when i do 1 get maybe one or two pictures out of a roll that i like but if i were to post them on /p/ im sure theyd bully me. Anyway this is my oldest lens, made during or shortly after ww1. Lighning fast for the time f4.5 lol
>>34771413I'm not gonna look at them.My little sister sends me stuff and every few months I'll go watch the 50 things she's sent me but overall I just don't use it.
>>34771399it's not a tranny. it's a whiny homo who pretends to be a girl so he can get moids to post pics for his goon collection.
>>34771399why would a *woman* be mad that men guard themselves against internet trannies?
>>34771415looks like it might be due for a servicing but if it still works fine I guess not. cool lens! what do you take pics of mainly? for me its my pets, but unfortunately I had to sell my s5 so now my only digital camera is a mft, all my 35mm are analogue
>>34771412Damn, that guy is a scumbagSorry
>>34771419They're testing your autism.
>>34770798>>34771419At least wait for the next thread
>>34771423eh its the least of my sa/CSA experiences so I don't care about it that much
Ladies, you're all beautiful :)
>>34771426That's awful. It's probably the only form of child abuse I didn't experience, but I wouldn't trade it for the others.
God, why did I open this thread? I only have fun here when I'm blackout drunk.
Its gonna hurt when she disappears from my life just life everybody else ;)
>>34771422Yeah I do need to clean it. But it works fine though ive taken a few with it before. No shutter in it to overcomplicate things. I like landscapes, and taking just basic vacation snapshots. I wouldnt say im very artistic about it. I'm fond of doing the long exposure on flowing water to get that fog effect. Id post some but all of my large format stuff I've developed myself but haven't figured a way to actually scan or print them lol. Tough to do living with your parents with no darkroom
>>34771431Why are you whining?>>34771432A woman is never yours, it's just your turn. Enjoy it.
he never posted it..
>>34771434No one asked for your incel opinion
it's going to hurt when she checks out and disrespects me to the point where i have to break up with her
Anons im really depressed
>>34771430sending hugs, you didn't deserve that>>34771433whoa that's really cool. I've looked into large format because I like the look and if I was more into photography still I'd definitely do it. ah for development do you use the garbage bag trick to make it extra dark?
>>34771431Skill issue
>>34771440A lot of us are bud.
>>34771440Join the club
>>34771440me too, what's happening for you? any triggers you can identify
>>34771441I just go in my closet and load the developing tank with the sheets of film (super fucking tedious expesically with pack film) but once they're in there i can pour in the fluids for developing without worrying about light
>>34771437It's true in my experience, therefore it cannot be an incel opinion by definition
The only thing I look forward to each day is sleeping and none of my old hobbies interest me and everything seems pointless. It's probably fine.
>>34771451NTA"Your experience", you mean shit you saw on social media.
>>34771441Likewise.Careful talking about it here btw, there's 1-3 pedos that frequent atoga.
>>34771440>>34771443>>34771445>>34771446>>34771453dyel?
>>34771453Yeah, I used to feel like that
>>34771440Same, but I think we're gonna make it, brahs.
>>34771456One of them is JH who simps defend for some reason.
>>34771459see >>34771457
Goddamn I love cottage cheese.
>>34771456One of them is >>34771460 who is obsessed with JH and her childhood.
>>34771443But I was happy yesterday :( >>34771446Just several things went wrong today>>34771457???
>>34771454Right, because nobody ever gets dumped. Just a myth.
>>34771463Disgusting
>>34771467Because "A woman is never yours, it's just your turn." is just referring to breakups. Holy fuck you're delusional.
>>34771457I'm a woman no I don't lift come on
>>34771415Ooh, camera lense
>>34771465Have you seen her posts where she says why she wants a son or where she posts about shota? Why are you simping for her?
>>34771463On women's buttocks?
God, I don't want to deal with my "boss," the postdoc I work under.
>>34771449nice, I've never done my own developing but I want to try the coffee method for some bw photography (absolutely love black and white film, have a bit in my fridge)>>34771456i will keep it in mind, I've talked about it in the past so I don't feel like repeating it again>>34771457yes actually! 50kg bench stronk>>34771466wanna talk about it a bit more?
I dont want a roster... How am I supposed to find someone to be in a long term relationship with that will eventually lead to marriage? Im not for the streets...
>>34771473Go ahead, show me the posts where she says why she wants a son. Explain to me what bothers you about them.
>>34771470Which experience did you think I was referring to? And shouldn't you be on gioyc if you only want to talk to yourself and don't want to interact with the thread?
Why hasn't woke canceled blacked shit?
I used to draw pentagram at the edge of every page of my notebook when I went to catholic school
>>34771482Racism is prejudice + power, not penetration + power
>>34771481So let me get this straight, having a break-up which is a normal thing that happens when a relationship goes sour is a sign that happy relationships never exist and men should never be happy in relationships with women because "She's not his, it's just his turn". Do I have that right? Feel free to correct me.
>>34771482It did. We found out that it's mostly cuckolding married men watching blacked. Not even black guys watch blacked that much.
>>34771485Damn, what a rebel
So i was told the other day right here in one of these very threads that goy was not a slur. Multiple people claimed that. Literally a day later a well known Jewish commentator, Ben Shapiro, responded to a critique of Israel calling it "goyslop". This literally happened after people here said it never happened and was not a slur.
>>34771489I know, it was fucking lame but one kid did thought I was a satanist kek
>>34771492I don't care what Ben Shapiro does or says, and if you do then you ought to be embarrassed for yourself.
>>34771492Okay? You think ben shapiro and john q anonymous are best buds or something?
>>34771487>So let me get this straight, having a break-up which is a normal thing that happens when a relationship goes sourThat's my point. There's no sense in worrying if it'll last. >is a sign that happy relationships never exist and men should never be happy in relationships with womenNo. If that was my point why would I tell anon to "enjoy it"?
>>34771492Isn't "Goyslop" an anti-semitic term used to accuse Jews of poisoning gentiles with junk food? Does that me the people who think goy is a slur view the same way black people view the N-word?
>>34771480why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
>>34771492Why are you believing a jew?
>>34771488>We found out that it's mostly cuckolding married men watching blackedHow?>1488Lol
>>34771503I accept your concession.
>>34771507i wasn't that anon
>>34771501If it is why would jews say it?
>>34771471>I'm a woman no I don't lift come onWhere are you from, femanon? Here in burger land I know more female lifters than male. They all want a big ass.
Remember when Ben Shapiro hired a woman who looked exactly like him? Repressed transgenderism?
Either Gender, have you ever hit or yelled at anyone?
>>34771495Lol, was it an upside down pentacle at least?
>>34771506https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/why-does-alt-love-interracial-150150119.html
>>34771515f, yes when I was untreated I would throw stuff at my family when we got into shouting matches, but it went both ways. i haven't shouted in a while though and I don't hit people anymore
I wish I could've banged young Abigail Shapiro.
>>34771511It could very well be mockery on his part. But I don't pay attention to internet political commentators because I have functioning brain cells.
>>34771514Clavicular called her husband a cuckold loser and she still flirted with him. So much for trad values
>>34771515M. Duh.
>>34771515MNot in many years
>>34771516Yeah it was lol
I really need to be breastfed tonight
>>34771515Yes
need femanon gf to teach me nail care...
>>34771395I remember you
>>34771517I read the entire article and it didn't mention the demographics of blacked viewers?
>>34771515FYeah. I don't remember the last time I hit someone it was probably high school. I yell when I feel like I'm being bulldozed and not listened to if I'm just mad I'm just gonna send them a 3000 word text.
>>34771515MYesNot really. Once I broke up a dogfight by yelling.
My sternum hurts
>>34771532after a nice prostate massage, i should add
>>34771457I don't think lifting actually made me feel any better back when I did. I'd just flex my bicep once in a while and think it's cool
>>34771538Fuck, I can't find it rn.
>>34771544This but unironically
>>34771537<3 I have posted in a while
Why do femanons lie so much? You were not abused.
>>34771515MI yelled at a coworker one time because he wouldn't stop giving my girlfriend shit. It kind of sucks being obligated to be angry on someone's behalf since I would have just shrugged it off if it were directed at me. Fortunately I'm unlovable so this will never be a problem again.
Men, when was the last time your mom washed your penis?
>>34771551why didnt your gf just stand up for herself
>>34771532basically don't bite your nails and don't push your cuticles. try putting a clear coat on them to protect them and if you'll allow it I'll also paint your nails
>>34771543That thing where you feel like you need to crack it? I hate that.
>>34771549Weren't you here yesterday or the day before
>>34771552>JH letting her intrusive thoughts win againYou're a sick freak.
>>34771543*sits on your chest and breaks all your ribs and squashes your organs*You're welcome.
>>34771544if a girl ever tried to finger my butt i'd punch her in the mouth
>>34771559make sure you punch her before she makes contact, if you don't, you are now gay
>>34771552I think i was 4
Either genderIf married, would you rather your spouse die or you find out they've been cheating on you?
>>34771555Yeah but it wont crack
Women, is your ass loud during sex?
>>34771554Nta but i bite my cuticles
>>34771515>Either Gender, have you ever hit or yelled at anyone?MaleDo Americans really treat yelling as the same as being hit? Jesus fucking Christ. In Scotland yelling is just how socializing is done
>>34771558T-thanks
>>34771553She was really spineless which was one of the reasons things didn't work out for us.
>>34771563M. Probably die.
>>34771568yelling can be frightening and often leads to violence.
>>34771563The cuck is here
>>34771568Yes we know you're barbarians. Go beat your wife.
>>34771563MI would rather die than be cheated on.
To defeated to cook so getting Indian food.
I want her to know
>when she left me I started smoking and let my hair grow and became depressedWas this an overreaction on my part?
>>34771579What are you getting?
>>34771568in scotland being raped by england for 1000 years is normal too, doesnt mean everyone else should follow your lead.
>>34771575>Yes we know you're barbarians. Go beat your wife.Aye that's right we're bloodthirsty barbarians
>>34771585>England
>>34771585Guarantee he's a manlet
>>34771585Kek so scottish people are the spics of europe
>>34771568Oh boy, some retarded foreigner with little brother syndrome who thinks what their saying is worthwhile, again, for possibly the literal billionth time.
>>34771586Here's a better oneMeanwhile a terrorist attacks an American and it's "D-dear Lord above upon high please rescue us from this day we ask in jeeeeesus name"
>>34771582Yes, a woman is never yours, it's only your turn. Get back in the saddle.
Is veritasium for midwits?
>>34771557>I had rotten dick cheese as a child and now I’m madSucks to be you>>34771562Did it tingle? Was it pleasurable? Was it painful?
>>34771593Yes, basically all of science youtube is in current year.
>>34771589>Spics of Europe Nah that would probably be the Spanish, the language they speak is a bit of a giveaway
tfw no scottish bf w a thick accent that i can’t understand
>>34771591Now try that in current year
>>34771596Nta but I didn't even know I could roll it back until I was like 15, did it by accident, I think I had phimosis. So much cheese.
>>34771515M, never hit anyone in my adult life outside of dom/sub shit in the bedroom. Last time I full on yelled at someone was probably my father 2 or 3 years back. I've yelled while ranting but that wasn't directed at the listener, more just venting
Women, why do some of you think it is ok to hit men? My gf got mad at me last night while we were arguing and she slapped me twice in a row with the same hand. It stung a little but I was just more shocked and taken aback rhen anything. She texted me later that night and again today apologizing but I havent responded yet. I've literally never had something like this happen before.
>>34771601Yeah phimosis is one of the on’y legitimate reason for circumcision.Did you have scar afterward?
>>34771600>Now try that in current yearTell the CIA to falseflag us then >>34771599>tfw no scottish bf w a thick accent that i can’t understandhing is a dinae ken how lassies fae abroad cannae understand oor blether it's like everytime their coupon is proper tripping them like their mad wae the grief do you understand?
>>34771604>never hit anyone in my adult life outside of dom/sub shit in the bedroom...hot, elaborate
>>34771596>Did it tingle? Was it pleasurable? Was it painful?I dont remember
>>34771606No I didn't get circumcised. I panicked because I thought I broke my dick until I learned that it's supposed to do that. It's loosened up now but it used to be painfully tight.
>>34771592Kys incel
>>34771556yes but I mean until the past dew days it had been months or even a year since I posted>>34771566probably the worst for nail health
>>34771613What's wrong with getting back in the saddle?
I must expel liquid out of my genitals in a satisfying manner
Apparently my mom would basically jerk me off because the doctors told her she had to do that to prevent phimosis.They told her that because she refused to get me circumcised
>>34771608Don't need the CIA you're already bringing them in by the boatful
>>34771618Lol aye England is for some reason, we're 97% white up North. You could learn a thing from us seeing as how youse are only 60% white and dropping
men how would u feel if ur gf put her hands on ur butt cheeks in public? what abt during sex?
>>34771624>hands on ur butt cheeks in publicWhy
>>34771609Nothing too crazy, spanking and light face slapping. Also some biting and light choking and hair pulling. It's only fun if she's into it though, seeing her enjoy it is what makes it good
>>34771628>women's swimming trunksIs that a thingIf there's a crotch flap which way does it fold
>>34771627cuz she (i) loves her bf (you)
>>34771625In public is uncouth. During sex is very hot.
>>34771624Maybe not in public but I might be fine with it during sex. Would take some getting used to though
>>34771632Meant for >>34771624
>>34771632>>34771633men are scared of being public affection
>>34771482They did, sort of. Interracial porn dialogue will NEVER recover from BLM. Most studio interracial porn is scared of saying anything more than "BBC" and sometimes they can't even say that. It's like they can't draw any attention to the races of the actors at all anymore.>>34771488early blacked was good, especially for the production value, but they leaned way too hard into the cuckshit for actual blacks to enjoy
I think it's time I start installing dating apps.
>>34771628Take them off and measure the crotch depth
>>34771624that's weirdur weird
>>34771635kek I'm fine with public affection but less so if it's sexual. I don't normally grab my girls ass in full view of others either
>>34771583Veg Samosa and Lamb Saagwala.
>>34771605Give her a proper Full Nelson as revenge.
>>34771623Not English worse. No wonder they don't want to live up they they turned London into what it is now but Glasgow was always like that. Was it you with the poojeet head of state a while ago or someone else I don't remember.
>>34771639>>34771640the men are weirded out by ass grabbing
>>34771631My ass is off limits. That's vulgar and gay
>>34771635Affection is fine, just not sexual affection.>>34771637Tomboys are so hot
>>34771644NtaI wish they weren't. I don't mean anything by it I don't want in I just want some cheek. Men have cute perky butts.
I hate it when people touch my thighs
>>34771579Fuck you with your propaganda.
>>34771611You said you were 4. How do you not remember? You weren’t 2!
>>34771646i specified cheeks, not butt hole or anything, ur butt is apart of u, would u not want ur gf to appreciate every part of u?>>34771647it's not like she'd be grabbing ur junk>>34771648> Men have cute perky butts.they get embarrassed when you tell them that though, maybe its a masculinity thing.
How far into the harry potter movies do you need to go before its okay to say hermione is hot
>>34771654I'll give you a cheeky smack in public but you aren't touching my ass. That's homosexual coded.
>>34771643>Not English worse. No wonder they don't want to live up they they turned London into what it is now but Glasgow was always like thatThat's because in Glasgow if you're a paki rapist you get stabbed it's not a mystery if you got about raping or starting shite with locals you just get a stabbing that's how they're not wanting to come up to Scotland and aye it was Humza you sad, nae cunt likes him and he lives on X now complaining about racism in Scotland lol
>>34771656if her butt is on the table for grabbing, urs is too
>>34771657Humza yousaf* Even autocorrect doesn't like pakis see what I mean?
>>34771652I'm just guessing she washed my penis I dont remember when we showered together I do remember when I showered with my female cousin
>>34771657Scotland is Ireland.Ireland is Wales.Picts are the Masters.
>>34771651What do you have against Indian food? It's tasty.
>>34771657Do a voca>>34771660Kek
>check to find woman of my ethnicity and same financial status and health>0.000001% in my country's population or some shitI'm never using these gay ass websites ever again
Can you anons call me cute just so i can feel good before going to bed? I miss being called cute :(
>>34771625I guess it wasn't anti manlet ?
>>34771663Shut the fuck up, R&AW agent.
>>34771666Faggot
I punched the door of my closet really hard and now my hand hurts
>>34771666Cornfed MOID.
I don't think people realize 10 times as many people live in England compared to Scotland. Scotland is England's Canada.
>>34771662>Scotland is IrelandLol you joke but more or less it is aye all we are is Irish with a fair bit of viking in our blood. But see the Welsh though? Don't leave any money in their company you won't have it for long just saying
>>34771669:(>>34771672Oh im not pretending to be a foid
>>34771665>check to find woman of my ethnicity and same financial status and health>>0.000001% in my country's population or some shitAre you a working class Jew in America?
hobbies cost way too much money. just fuck my shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
>>34771655KysShe's never been hot
>>34771677bear: meskunk: femanon spraying me with her grool to keep me at a safe distance
>>34771668>R&AWNTA. Don't they make root beer?
>>34771674>see the Welshnta but I forget Wales exists all the time. 20 minutes from now I will be back to not remembering them.
>>34771658>10.5 Hm. If they're men's that's a regular rise and if they're women's that's almost high rise, but I feel like that style is meant to be mid rise. They do seem really slim fit though are they a little small on you? What's going on inside of them? Mesh ball net? Spankies? Crotch seam?
>>34771674Haha, exactly.All in good jest, of course.
>>34771677I thought about trying warhammer until I saw the prices
>>34771681Brother that ain't grool
>>34771664Maybe another time on the voca just woke up and I feel like a junkie's back pocket
It's hot when a girl pisses and the cum starts dripping out
>>34771670Why?
>>34771689I'll do my best impression if you do
>>34771655You mean until she's not.
>>34771690Bruh, they have 2 different holes
>>34771695NtaSo? If she's on the toilet it's gonna come out the other hole while she pees.
>>34771696Should've gone larger for your fatass
>>34771695Stop replying to the global south.
>>34771697So what's the piss got to do with it?
>>34771655Half-Blood Prince (6th movie)
>>34771683>nta but I forget Wales exists all the time. 20 minutes from now I will be back to not remembering them.Same as well, it's spooky down in wales they have accents where they're just more or less singing at you and you can never tell if they want to shag you or punch you>>34771685>All in good jest, of course.Aye a wee jest m8 nah seriously I went to America a few times and you lads were really hospitable and shite posting aside I think America is a great culture my only complaint is the billboards on the roads trying to sell you lawyers and insurance and SSRIs and Jesus every 5 minutes lol
>>34771700You'll understand when you're older anon
>>34771699Speaking of global south >>34771694
>>34771703I'm got going to become Indian when I turn 40
>>34771705Cute twink
>>34771705But yeah that shit is way too tight but I know you did that on purpose faggot
>>34771710YeahAnd speaking of popping. That cherry's looking ripe
>>34771702>my only complaint is the billboards on the roads trying to sell you lawyerslmaoThose billboards are a goddamned scourge. They're everywhere and no one hires them and yet they just keep existing.
>>34771705>dolphin hemokay maybe they are women's Now quit posting pics of your ass
>>34771705Keep posting pics of your ass
>>34771692It was a bad day and I dont want to go back to cutting myself
>>34771711Looks like bohemien grove
>>34771712I even got to visit an American college campus as well and I thought cliques and shit were a thing of hollywood movies and shit but naw there's retards in varsity jackets walking about in packs and the nerds are kicking about in clusters and I even saw some library room that was for "PoC safe space only" and when I referred to blacks as "coloured" apparently that's offensive even though their own acronym is 'people of color' lol I wasnt attending or studying just visited an American friend at the time and got dragged to wait for them finishing classApparently no allowed to smoke on the grounds either got told off by some janny for lighting a smoke
I wanna get curtain bangs but I want it over my brows so it doesn’t cover them. I have a small forehead though. Is this possible? I’m scared it would turn out just like regular flat bangs
>>34771716Glad you didn't at least
>>34771722cut them longer first and see how you like them, then shorter until satisfied
>>34771722Bro, why does she wear so much makeup ?
>>34771718Skews female, along with the colors and pattern on the leg it makes it questionable.
>>34771722Do you look like Brina? Blonde???
>>34770593Can you get the fuckbois to wrap it up at least?
>>34771722All bangs are cute except short blunt bangs
>>34771722bangs cut above the eyebrows never looks good
>>34771722The shorter middle can be above your brows like you want it but the curtain bits will be longer. You could always get some more face framing layers in the hair just behind the bangs section if you don't feel like it connects enough.
>>34771730Please tell me she's French?
They’re posting cute girls again :[ pls stop
>>34771728Why would that be my job?
>girl I was really into shoots me down>turns out she found someone else>dates the other guy for 2 months and then i guess they broke up>he apparently did something so bad that she's posting misandrist shit on social mediai get that means i dodged a bullet but this is the absolute most frustrating thing as a guy these days. i didn't even get a chance and yet i'm labelled irredeemable like all other men because women choose wrong.
>>34771733russian
>>34771735But you are cute too
>>34771736Because that type of guy won't do it himself
I need attention and money
>>34771741That still doesn't explain why it's on me though
>>34771739: ) ily anon
>>34771735We can have a threesome
>>34771737It's just bantz. I talk a lot of shit about femaloids too. I wouldn't hold them being wrong about us against them. Of course they're wrong. They're women.
>>34771742Don't we all babygirl
>>34771711I really wish those kind of park were a thing for heterosexual people. Bu
women would be cool if they were umamusumes
>>34771742I can't give you any of that
>>34771743It shouldn't, but the consequences often won't be suffered by them. I don't wear a seatbelt because I can't drive, I wear one because of the shithead texting and not looking at the road.
Need twig gf
>>34771750There are sex clubs that go on outdoor retreats, you have to be attractive though.
>>34771749Stop calling me that, its really gay
What’s a game that a couple could play with eachother’s genital, beside sex?
>>34771747it just hurts because i'm completely powerless to change women's minds about men because i never get a chance in the first place while the guys getting picked over me are trashing women and teaching them to hate men, so i still get the brunt of the hate.
>>34771738That's pretty good too, 2bh
>>34771760I recommend learning English before posting
>>34771735Why can't you ask better questions then?
>>34771760If we are not having sex dont touch my cock
>>34771755Are you schizophrenic by any chance? I don't get why you're complaining to a 30 something year old woman about this.
>>34771766Nah, but I'll leave you be.
To be more precise, I want a cut that will make my hair look parted in the middle behind the ears without having to put my hair behind my ears if that makes sense
>>34771761You're focusing on online shitposts. Have you tried getting a girlfriend a lot of times or just this one girl?
post your most brutal dating stories if you have any>M>hanging with bro at his home>girl we go to school with posts about wanting a bf >hit her up and we talk for an hour over text>she asks me to send a pic>i do>she responds 30 minutes later with a wall of text about how shes not actually looking for a bf right now and how she's really sorry etcnever heard the end of that one
>>34771760>What’s a game that a couple could play with eachother’s genital, beside sex?My woman likes it if I take the entire length of myself and grind and press up side her, especially if I ring her doorbell if you know what I mean, pushing and probing the head of my shaft tactfully on her itty bitty clitty lol. Has to be a slow sensual thing
>>34771768What's wrong with tucking your hair back?
>>34771768Wait so do you want to be able to see your ears or? Because that's getting into alt haircut territory not just bangs.
>>34771771Cringe
>>34771769she was attempt one of three this year. i've had two first dates since her, one i didn't feel anything for and the other went silent on me when i tried getting a second.
>>34771730Why does this haircut make women so much hotter?
>>34771774>CringeFuck I forgot we're supposed to just stick it in and hammer like it's pornhub or something. Romantic sex is evil in 2026 my bad
>>34771773No, I just don’t want it covering my eyebrows. Kinda like picrel
>>34771777Men should wear burkas then
Women, do you have DSL's?
>>34771772At some point I’ll have to untuck it or or it will untuck itself and I want something permanent but I don’t even know if this is possible
women have only ever brutalized my heart without so much as a second thoughtand gay men have only ever made me feel treasured for my tenderness and sincerity even as I tell them I'm straight
>>34771785No such thing as a straight man. All men are bi
Give me songs about being a miserable lonely loser. It's one of those nights.Alternatively, give me songs that motivate you to keep going when shit looks rough.
>>34771788https://youtu.be/hl_cMu8Lnbw?is=aisIcRyDRrAemm3OFor autistic depressives"The only reason why anyone ever talks to each other is cause they gotta say something that's smarter than what the other one said.. everyone's fucking crazy"
>>34771788https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dR3ccmWmLhk
>>34771784Is that how you usually wear your hair? I feel like cutting v shaped bangs will look off, and they'd flap around in the wind weird. Why not tie or braid those sections at the back?
>>34771787>No such thing as a straight man. All men are bi[This is what Zoomers actually believe]
>>34771794Gonna say it anyway.Nobody wants to look at moids.
>>34771781So what is it from that picture that you want? The shape of the hair on the forehead?
>>34771796i know and thats what makes me love being an ugly man the mosti actively go out of my way to ask pretty girls out so they get upset and need to waste their time politely rejecting me hehehe :)
>>34771798Ew, I have a fiance.
>>34771792>Why not tie or braid those sections at the back?Idk, I’ve been thinking that if I somehow managed to cut it that way it would look better. I found this pic of an old lady who kinda managed to have curtain bangs above her brows and with a lot of space between them. Her hair is curly though and mine is straight. I’m guessing she has regular flat bangs and just styled them(?)
>>34771797>The shape of the hair on the forehead?Yes
>>34771798this is bait but unironically, cold approaching and asking people out as an ugly person should carry legitimate legal consequences. like littering and petty theft
>>34771788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ForjNZpFQUworks for either criteria I thinkgood luck anon, I think I'm giving up as of tonight
>>34771802I wish women brought back this eyebrows thin long arches are fucking kino
>>34771802Nta. Literally all you need is some styling product to get them to sit apart from each other. No cut is going to hold them in place don't overcomplicate it.
I feel exposed and rapeable at the. Moment
Is it normal to fantasize about how you'd spend your time on your hobbies if, god forbid, your current relationship ended for some reason?
>>34771803Okay yeah what you need is a product that will hold the hair in the position you want.
>>34771809Yo gay?
>>34771808Ok. So in order to have them above my eyebrows I’ll have to cut them regular flat right? No such thing as curtain bangs this short, right?
>>34771795nta but I am the anon they're replying tostarting to think there's something to that idea, because nobody cares about men's feelings except men
>>34771810>Is it normal to fantasize about how you'd spend your time on your hobbies if, god forbid, your current relationship ended for some reason?You know you can do both at the same time right? Unless you're dating a high maintenance woman those are like cancer in a man's bones.
>>34771813You can cut curtain bangs as short as you want I'm not really understanding why you think you can't? All curtain bangs are is shorter in the middle and longer at the sides.
>>34771811Ok. One last question. So in order to have them above my eyebrows I’ll have to cut them regular flat right? No such thing as curtain bangs this short, right?
>>34771814>nta but I am the anon they're replying tostarting to think there's something to that idea, because nobody cares about men's feelings except menThat's a lot of shite, it's just that women are like a bubble gum machine if you give them the feelings first they give you x2 back if you've picked the right one. "You get out what you put in" etc. Just avoid self absorbed loser chicks and you're sailing
>>34771816I think the short strands will end up looking like wispy bangs
>>34771819I give up I don't understand
>>34771802Something like this? I don't think it's quite what you're describing but I can't find anything that matches it precisely. How much eyebrow do you want showing? Have you considered curling it?
>>34771822Boobs
>>34771809Hey, fag
>>34771821Sorry. Thanks for trying to help me>>34771822Ok I like that and I think this is the closest I can possibly get to what I have in mind. I guess I’ll show this pic to my hairdresser. Thank you anon(a)!
>>34771826Np
>>34771826>I like that Those are curtain bangs lol
>>34771829Yeah but her eyebrows are showing. 99.9% of curtain bangs cover the eyebrows. This might be the shortest curtain bangs I’ve seen
Femanons, do you think Girthmaster is attractive?
>>34770050You can also just talk casually with women instead of trying to flirt to gauge receptiveness.
>>34771831No
>>34771831Gattouz is my favorite. Sad he is ran through & a porn star.
>>34771770Hypergamy starts early and dies never
>>34771818>That's a lot of shite, it's just that women are like a bubble gum machine if you give them the feelings first they give you x2 back if you've picked the right one. "You get out what you put in" etc.I have absolutely no idea what you're saying but I think you're trying to be helpful so could you perhaps rephrase>Just avoid self absorbed loser chicks and you're sailingI wouldn't describe any of the women I've been interested in that way. they just don't have any intuition for what hurts a guy's feelings or what builds him up. which is their perogative or whatever but goddamn.
>>34771830Curtain bangs are defined by the shape not the length let go of the length thing ffs please
Ugly foids of /atoga/, are you willing to settle?
>>34771831He's not ugly.Jawline kinda rough tho, the beard isn't hiding anything.
>>34771834>Gattouz is my favorite.First I've heard of him. He's tall for an Arab guy. I wish I was that buff.>Sad he is ran through & a porn starBut then you couldn't see him...perform?
>>34771785*stabs your heart*
>have this guy I don’t know flirt with me>tfw a guy shows interest in you for the first time in your life>he invites you on a date at a cafe>buy new clothes, makeup and go to a beauty parlor to get a new haircut and hair treatment just for the date>you’re having a great time till he asks you if you know what is an obtuse angle>you don’t, he notices it and is shocked>you’re embarrassed and the vibe changed forever>he doesn’t invite you for a second date and stops contacting you two days later
Why does all my music sound so derivative and samey
>>34771846Deserved. This level of ineptitude is inexcusable
>>34771846I'm a mathfag and I think this is a weird thing to care about.
>>34771840>6'6">huge dong>baby faceGenes are weird.
>>34771846So the moral of the story is remember 5th grade geometry?
>>34771849I'm the literal dumbest piece of shit I know and failed entry level calculus courses 3 times but still know what an obtuse angle is. You need to actually just be totally without any form of formal education for things like that, it's akin to being illiterate or not knowing how to read a calendar.
>>34771846desu that's a pretty dumb reason to not recontact someone. if a girl admitted that to me i'd laugh at her and think she was dumb but just move on.
>>34771831>Femanons, do you think Girthmaster is attractive?more of a jason luv girl myself
Men will always take another man’s back >>34771854Well I learned what is an obtuse angle after that but idk the other types or anything about geometry at all. I slept during all those classes and I went to a shitty school. HOWEVER I’m not as dumb as you think and I forget most things I learn anyways
You guys are being obtuse
>>34771852I know a guy who's 6'7 who looks kinda similar, average dong though. And extremely autistic. Nice guy but way too into marvel movies.
>>34771858>Men will always take another man’s backYou mean except for the ones who didn't?
>>34771860At least you presumably touched his dong.
>>34771836>I have absolutely no idea what you're saying but I think you're trying to be helpful so could you perhaps rephraseWomen are the passive sex so generally speaking they are less likely to start or initiate things with the man emotionally or sexually. They wait for the man to make moves so they can assess things like safety/security/compatibility and whatever. This is because they understand that men are larger stronger and more grumpy and stone like. Once the man can demonstrate emotion intuition and be more forward in his feelings, she will repay that and then some, provided you have picked a good girl. Avoid girls like picrel.>they just don't have any intuition for what hurts a guy's feelings or what builds him up. which is their perogative or whatever but goddamn.Yeah but they're women, what are they gonna do beat you up lol? But I get what you mean, it's because they're not men and they don't think like us. But don't expect men to feel for you like a woman can when you get a good woman. When you're down and out men can't soothe emotionally, they guide and help problem solve but that's about it. That's why if you think you're gonna get emotional reciprocation from another man you're gonna be disappointed lol
>>34771863Couple times. He was really hard to read, and ate a hamburger that he left out on his coffee table for over 24 hours I couldn't deal.
>>34771858Is your feminism and outgrowth of your femcelness, or an antecedent to it?
>>34771861I appreciate those
>>34771856>and think she was dumb but just move on.Because she doesn’t know or remember some middle or high school topic?
>>34771865Lone Star ticks biting meat connoisseurs and leaving this guy alone. Life isn't fair.
I think I'm ready to leave this life behind. I don't really fear death anymore.
>>34771868NtaIt's the definition of a word it's not really a "topic"
>>34771870Go join a monastery or drop some psychedelics first
>>34771872I don't know where to get psychedelics.
>>34771870Same. I crave death I just feel guilty because I know it's gonna fuck my siblings up. Especially the littlest one, might make her feel justified in offing herself too and I don't want that on me, even if I'm not around to see it. My parents would get over it.
>>34771860Sounds like me except I prefer DC. I'm lucky I'm tall
>>34771873I think Salvia is still legal in some states. You can grow mushrooms in Canada.
>>34771873NtaI'm sure you know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. Got any friends who smoke weed?
>>34771866an* outgrowth
>>34771875>prefer DCI think I agree with you with the exception of Spider-man. And I never really liked Superman, idk what it is he just feels boring for some reason.
women have you ever been eaten out passionately by a man? Or is it always sorta perfunctory and half-hearted
>>34771876I'm not particularly interested in salvia and I don't want to trip for hours on end with mushrooms >>34771877I haven't heard from my guy who knows a guy in months
>>34771846>he doesn’t invite you for a second date and stops contacting you two days laterLmao I hope this story isn't true. If it is it's probably because he was some low level autist or some shit, they basically want to find a female version of themselves, just a copy of themselves but with tits and anything less than that gives them the ICK
>>34771853The moral of the story is that I dodged a bullet. If a man asks you stupid questions on date, tell him you’re going to a WC and leave. He is insecure and just wants to play smart at your cost. That guy is balding now btw
>>34771884Who the fuck unironically uses wc where are you from
>>34771884You seem like you're hurt and desperately trying to pretend otherwise with this language.
>>34771884Every guy balds eventually
Why don't women even attempt to be interesting people?
>>34771884He wasn’t even a mathguy>>34771885I was gonna say bathroom but I’ve been seeing people using WC everywhere
>>34771888What is the benefit to me for being interesting to other people?
>>34771605Be cautious, if she repeats the behavior next time she's angry at you she's got a problem with being physically abusive.
>>34771884I ask stupid questions on my dates and it always landed well with women every time."Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Are you breadcrumbing me? Am I a pigeon?""Do you think the waiters carry their plates like that at home? If a waitress wanted to divorce somebody would she carry the papers out like that?" "If the moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie would I go blind?"Every time I was upfront and told the girls I was a retard they had a good time generally
>>34771891They like you more
Guys what does WC mean are you being European rn? Water closet?
>>34771894So no benefit unless I want a particular person to like me more.
>>34771895YesOld br*tish word for washroom
>>34771605You should leave, bro.
>>34771895It means WHITE COCK In Europe we used to store white feathered chickens in closets to keep them out of reach from predators like foxes and wolves
>>34771897We have birdies here? How old are you?
>>34771888if you've ever participated in a hobby with both women and men present, you'll notice women receive attention and admiration from men for the absolute most basic of participation because men want to fuck them. men on the other hand don't receive any attention unless they're exceptionally good at it, which means men have to become genuinely good at specific things and in turn makes men more interesting.your best bet to find an interesting woman is unironically looking for an autistic woman with a niche hobby who doesn't receive validation from men or is too socially retarded to care about it.
>>34771896Yeah if you want friends or a partner that are worth a damn or for people to think better if you being interesting goes a long way.
Chat, is it because of the fujos on the left?
>>34771900Do not redeem da British woman saar
>>34771902I would like a partner who finds me interesting as is, being performative about it is just setting yourself up for failure.
>>34771903>40K vs MLP
>>34771901>your best bet to find an interesting woman is unironically looking for an autistic woman with a niche hobby who doesn't receive validation from men or is too socially retarded to care about it.Bro really out here telling the men where to find the secret high value women OK nigga, why not leave your door open and scream "ROB ME" while you're at it. Femautists are top tier but you need to make sure it's the right kind. If she's a weeaboo gamer girl, she drops to low tier. If you can find one who is into crafts, literature, history, classical music, you're golden
>>34771905So don't be performative, do shit you find interesting genuinely. If you're a boring loser the only thing they'll find interesting "as is" is what's in your pants.
>>34771904Where the fuck have you been?
I could never date an autistic woman.
>>34771907>if she's a weeaboo gamer girl, she drops to low tiercorrect but that's not a niche hobby. you mentioned the secret ultimate interest for god tier women btw but i'm not telling which :)
>>34771909I'm not entjeet, that's the other guy you're smelling
>>34771908Fine by me? Why would I want to be around people who think I'm a boring loser? This is a non issue it sounds like you have a bunch of heavily male dominated interests and don't like anything women like. If literally no woman is interesting to you it's probably a you problem.
>>34771911>I could never date an autistic woman.Yea man don't do it just leave them for the rest of us we will take one for the team, we absolutely hate women who are blunt, direct, honest, makes the first move and goes against conventional female behaviour and has a super specific interest in insects and dinosaurs. You don't want any of that we will save you homie
>>34771914That's the thing when there's nothing interesting about yo everyone will think you're a boring loser. Because you are. >it sounds like you have a bunch of heavily male dominated interests and don't like anything women like. If literally no woman is interesting to you it's probably a you problem.You are reaching and seething I never said any of this shit
>>34771900Brits call women birds?
>>34771916Yeah I want a woman that acts like a woman and not a naive obtuse stuck up retard. Autists have no souls.
>>34771907>crafts, history The men think this is cute but they don't actually care that I do crafts. And they don't want to watch absolute history with me.
>>34771908NTA i’m ugly and uninteresting. I have no hobbies and no career. I’m also ageing and I already got wrinkles. I’ve accepted I’m gonna die alone and that’s ok. I don’t whine about men disliking me
>>34771918I'm not British, but yes.
>>34771891>I don't need to develop a sense of individuality because I don't care what other people thinkAre you sure about that?
>>34771917What am I supposed to think? Unless you somehow attract the human equivalent of a damp towel every time it sounds like you just don't find most female dominated hobbies or interests interesting lol.What is an "interesting" woman into by your definition?
>>34771922How old
>>34771924The math isn't mathing here I don't see your point.
>>34771925Again where did I say that I don't find women or their hobbies interesting. I'm saying if you want to be boring don't expect people to like you for that.
>>34771928>where did I say that I don't find women interestingThe post that started this conversation >>34771888
>>34771924The “I” is an illusion. Had you learn the teachings of Sidarta Gautama you would know that
>>34771930This nigga so retarded </3
>>34771927Being interesting means developing a sense of individuality instead of being conformist.
>>34771928I don't think I'm boring. If someone else thinks I'm boring they can go do something else why would I do something I don't want to do just so someone will like me? That's stupid.
>>34771934My sister in Christ you cannot ask "why should I be interesting" and then follow it up with "I don't think I'm boring" pick a fucking lane
>>34771932???You jumped in that's on you for not looking at the context. >>34771933It doesn't though. Interesting just means it interests you, holds your attention.I'm bored of this somebody pick a new topic
>>34771938>Why should I be interesting (to other people)It was kind of implied silly. No wonder nothing is interesting to you people you don't understand anything.
>>34771939I was answering your question not his
How do I increase my IQ?
>>34771940If you don't think you're boring and have your hobbies then congratulations you're interesting to the right people. You implied that you didn't think so before and now you contradict it and seethe
>>34771941I'm still waiting on a new topic I like arguing
>>34771946>implied that you didn't think soWhere?
>>34771939You're a bit retarded
Film festival in my city starts this week, The First movie I'm seeing us based on an urban legend/hoax from the 70s about a device called the Chronovisor. A Catholic priest called Father Ernetti claimed to have created it with a team of scientists, it was said to be able to pick up electromagnetic traces of past events and view them. Ernetti claimed to have viewed the Crucifixion and Cicero's speeches.
>>34771943AI glasses.
>>34771947You probably fuck like a lioness
>>34771951Nah, but I do know the definitions of words. You're one of those people who tries to define them by spirit and probably misuses "aloof".
>>34771949In the question, "why should I be interesting". If you thought you were interesting (not boring) you wouldn't have asked that. You just wanna talk shit for the sake of talking shit don't you. You inconsistent little brat.
>>34771956As objectively as you can use the world 'interesting', standing out from others is practically a requirement. Somebody who never takes the risk of having their own opinion will never be as interesting to others as someone who does.
>>34771847You've heard it all before.
Any tarot readers itt?
>>34770016Femanon, would you become an immortal if it meant your hymen regenerated every day?
>>34771968That chick has crazy moles.
>>34771959"why should I be interesting" (to other people) is implied silly. Why would anyone think what they like is boring unless they literally don't like anything and just go home and stare at the wall? >>34771962>standing out from others is practically a requirementI don't think this is necessarily true. My favorite shade of green doesn't stand out from all the other shades close to it, but it is specific. When something is interesting to me it may be because it's novel or unexpected but it could also be because it possesses multiple traits I know I'm already drawn to. What is interesting is subjective. Something that seems rare to you might be commonplace for someone else.I don't agree that your sense of individuality should be in any way tied to how interesting other people find you.
>>34771968Ow. That sounds terrible it was unpleasant enough breaking it the first time with that tampon and the hair brush handle.>>34771969They're so red wtf. Gingers...
>>34771971Oh my poor silly femcel you have the tism don't you. I know that to other people was implied. But by asking that you also implied that you think you're boring. If a woman asks me why men don't attempt to be strong and I said why should I be strong whole benching 405 that wouldn't make much sense. If you thought you were interesting then you'd disregard the question and recognize that some people would also find you interesting. But that's not the case is it.
>>34771969BV-tier moles.Rather gross.
>>34771976>by asking that you also implied that you think you're boringYour personal interpretation is your problem lol. Plus strong is more of an objective term that's not really a great comparison.
>>34771981It's called the subconscious my darling. It's called a defense mechanism.
>>34771968Of course.
I'm toasty as fuck under two blankets with a hot water bottle.
>>34771888i think my hobbies are pretty interesting
My brother went in for a job interview and they made him do a urology test and took fingerprints, do jobs normally do those kind of things for just applicants and not people they plan on hiring? Because that's weird as hell to me.
>>34771918>Brits call women birds?Aye we do in Scotland & England but in here Scotland it's mostly west coast you'll hear it. It's because women are bird like, they are all colorful and they are homemakers yknow like a bird in a nest. It's a term of endearment, comes from old English 'burd' meaning 'maiden'.For some reason the lassies outside of Scotland and north England get offended about it lol especially American girls would say it's sexist or some sad shit
>>34771987Cute if F
>>34771989What are they
>>34771990Urine test?
>>34771971>I don't agree that your sense of individuality should be in any way tied to how interesting other people find you.Not what was said - other people potentially finding you interesting is a side effect. Individuality can also go in the other direction, but that's the risk.
>>34771973>it was unpleasant enough breaking it the first time with that tampon and the hair brush handlewtf
>>34771973Why would you do that?
>>34771994archery, music, research rabbit holes, woodwork to name a few
>>34771995yeah, I was trying to be professional about it. It's a state job even through it's a warehouse so that may be why, it's got hydraulic presses in there if that means anything.
>>34771931>The “I” is an illusion. Had you learn the teachings of Sidarta Gautama you would know thatAye but keep in mind he was a poofter prince who had anal beads for hair and he walked out on his wife and kids to go stare into his belly button under a tree to go on an autism quest in his own head lol
Installed “Fallout 4” to give it a try again after many years and I got blasted with a dozen of quests and weird promo items the moment I stepped out of the vault.
>>34772009Bro downloaded the "incl all dlc" crack
>>34772009>bf playing fallout>says he wants to show me the houses he made>while he's walking there he sees some people and shoots their heads off>I get up to leave>he's confused as to why someone wouldn't want to see that
>>34771921>The men think this is cute but they don't actually care that I do crafts. And they don't want to watch absolute history with me.Pick better men then nothing beats sleeping in a cute femautists lap after a hard day's work while she tells you the fine details of the Titanic shipwreck down to dates, times, number of passengers, number of fatalities, number of survivors, the financial losses, the engineering failures etc
>>34772010I downloaded it from FitGirl. I do have it on steam but I forgot my password. >>34772012He thought fast traveling would give you an ick
>>34772012Why are women so goddamn lame
>>34772015They get the ICK if you kill civilians in videogames because they get scared you take pleasure in obscene acts of violence or something. If you want to get them to break up with you, boot up Red Dead Redemption 2 and hunt and kill cute fluffy animals
>>34772016Women love Minecraft and they slaughter cows and pigs and chickens all the time
>>34772014Ignoring killing people and getting there faster would've been preferable, but I get it's a game about killing so I'm the one being unreasonable.>>34772015I'm not lame, people who have fun randomly shooting people are lame. They weren't even doing anything.>>34772016Hunting is way better than murder just to get some items or whatever.
>>34771912>you mentioned the secret ultimate interest for god tier women btw but i'm not telling which :)It's ok bro I already know I keep the secret as well. Happy hunting
>>34772019>Hunting is way better than murder just to get some items or whatever.Yeah but then if you saw the guy aim the rifle at the cute farm dog to skin it for easy $$$ oh then it's too far
>>34772019I understand what you mean. Do you play games? You should try the Metro games. Not the Exodus one however that one sucks.
>>34772019Their heads to pop. It's just a video game anyway damn
>>34772015That's was actually a woman being based.
>>34772019>people who have fun randomly shooting people are lameYou still suck his dick though?
>>34772023>toGo
I had planned on masturbating this morning but I'm not really in the mood for it. Actually, I've been thinking of lewd things less and less lately
>>34772024>That's was actually a woman being based.Dude don't lie we all know what we do when the girlfriends aren't watching us play videogames that let you kill NPCs. We're only on good behaviour when they are watching
>>34772022>JH>Play MetroAnon, I...
>>34772027>I had planned on masturbating this morning but I'm not really in the mood for it. Actually, I've been thinking of lewd things less and less latelyThat's nice do you want to tell us when your next shit is as well? Why are you announcing that you are going to masturbate for what reason
>>34772028When I was a kid, my mom grounded me for blowing up all of Anakin's friends in Phantom Menace PC game.
>>34772030>Getting this pissed at nothing Reddit might be more your speed newfag
>>34772018>Women love Minecraft and they slaughter cows and pigs and chickens all the timeYeah cuz to them it's just virtual Lego or something. But when you play games that have realistic animals and heccin good boy doggos or cats if you accidentally kill one it's as if they just witnessed a murder and they start tearing up
>>34772032>Reddit might be more your speed newfagWhatever are you Indian? It's just an Indian coded thing to tell everyone you're jerking off
>>34772021Who the fuck is buying dog skin in your games?>>34772022I don't play many games, no. I like puzzle shit mostly nowadays.>>34772023I get it. But like I'd prefer if there was a reason to kill them in the game rather than just a passing thing you do because they're there. That's my issue with it. Like in Pokemon, everyone else starts the fights so you have an excuse.>>34772025All the time. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about video games.
>>34772034Welcome back entjeet
>>34772009I liked Fallout 4. I liked travelling the wasteland and the ruins of Boston. I liked scrounging about scavenging and every so often return to Diamond City to store my treasures and sell junk. I wished I had a fatbike. I liked building architectural works at the various settlements.I haven't played any of the DLCs.
>>34772033Not the case with the women I've known. They realise you are defending your self and that it is just a video game. I guess I have a way of finding mentally stable women.
>>34772035>Who the fuck is buying dog skin in your games?Nobody because RDR2 doesn't let you harvest dog skins for money for some reason I already checked
>>34772027I WISH I had the time in the morning to even consider masturbating before work.
>>34772028... and? None of that changes what I said.
>>34772027If M: well done, soldier. You're making the nofap gods proud!If F: you probably should still try, it's important to stay connected to the divine feminine.
>>34772038I wish the main quest was better. Like 1 and nv. But I have simply decided to treat it as a standalone hame not connected to the previous games and I am able to enjoy it. Like with Skyrim.
>>34772037What's an entjeet?
>>34772040>Not the case with the women I've known. Were they on any hormone raping drugs?
>>34772030It's just, I'e been having these weird disconnecting thoughts lately, like my mind's constantly trying to catch up to something just out of reach and if I stop and relax for even a single moment I'll disappear, forget or miss something. I think something might be wrong mentally.>>34772042To be fair it's only because I tend to wake up at 2:30 am all the time and go to sleep at 8pm
>>34772045The main quest was fine. I made up a cool backstory for my character in my head and roleplayed that. I had fun. They're all standalone games in that sense. Not really sure what your issue is.
The fact that I have failed to be a man is why I should kill myself
>>34772029Now I want to know what that game is and why you're saying it like that.
>>34772052It's a game where you shoot people
>>34772054That's like 45% of games. And the another 45% is you killing them with swords or whatever fantasy shit.
>>34772055So what's the last 10
>>34772056Puzzle games where the conflict is solved without violence.
>>34772051you should troon out
>>34772051Bro, I'm 5'6, I failed at being a man the moment I stopped being a boy. Find something else to live for.
>>34772051>>34772065You are so tiresome.
>>34772027Are you in your 30s?
>>34772066I have dedicated myself to astronomy, and I am happy. You don't need to be a "real man" to live a fulfilling life.
>>3477206737 years old will be 38 in December
>>34772070>and I am happyGood.
>>34772051Killing yourself is the failure
>>34770016Femanon, is pic related your ideal man?
>>34772072That's what i thought. I may have 10 years of morning cooming left in me. I'm a decade younger than you.
>>34771968Yep. Just watch 3rd season of Interview with a Vampire, so good. No downside big enough to stay mortal.
>>34772075Sure
>>34772083>Interview with a Vampirethey made a tv-show about the movie?
>>34772075>Blue eyes>Norwood 1>Ideal
>>34772086You know the movie was based on a book, right?
>>34772086The book series, yes. 1st and 3rd season is near perfect. But you have to get on board with the old romance novel aesthetic.
>>34771998>>34772001Ok so I tried to use a tampon for the first time at a pool party and it hurt so bad. And it kept hurting so I used the hair brush handle and then tampons were ok after that.
>>34772089>Blue eyesI've yet to meet a single girl who resented my blue eyes
>>34772103>go to pool party while menstruatingmakes no senseI thought menstruaring was common excuse how women got out of swimming lessons
>>34772075If I was a woman I'd give this the following score:>7/10 Because the man is actually helping around the house and taking the share of the mental load (5 points) and also wears a pink shirt which shows lack of insecurity in his manhood (2 points).However -6 points must be deducted, because he is making a show of it, he is doing that thing some men do where they only bothered to take the initiative to clean the house to show off, possibly to try and win sex, which gives me the ICK because real men just initiate sex without begging or performing for it like a dog.
>>34772013I could direct you towards a video that will tell you what second class had for dinner the night it sank if you're so inclined.
>>34772108Total score: 1/10IIIIICK Next time don't forget the moon and the stars nigga
>>34772106>makes no sense Did you not get invited to birthday parties? I'm sorry.
atoga
>>34772109>I could direct you towards a video that will tell you what second class had for dinner the night it sank if you're so inclined.Sure what did second class have for dinner?
>>34772111you didn't say it was birthday party
>>34772104There's a large gap between resent and ideal.
>>34772114Great tits, Italia!
>>34772117Funnily enough lamb with mint sauce was actually an option that night. But curried chicken, baked haddock, and turkey were all on the menu too.
>>34772127>There's a large gap between resent and ideal.Do women even have ideal eye color preference for taste in men? I'm gonna guess they don't particularly care, so neither dislike or idealize
HE DONE KISSED HIS OWN MOMMA!
>>34772129Ironic it was haddock I bet they were glad to be released back into the sea when it sank
>>34772114Beautiful nose.
Is cum supposed to smell kind of sweet?
>>34772121Even if it wasn't if your friend is throwing a party you're not going to make up a reason to cancel just because you got your period. I didn't think it was going to hurt as bad as it did and once I had it halfway in it didn't make sense to quit I'd already traumatized myself lol.
Bday party this weekend. No girls allowed.
>>34772136I think it smells like pancake batter>>34772140You just don't want me to bleed in the pool
>>34772136Mine does.
>>34772065>Bro, I'm 5'6, I failed at being a man the moment I stopped being a boy. Find something else to live for.From one manlet to another that's weak, you're supposed to lean into your Napoleon complex and then recalibrate domineering for assertive, controlling for protective and then aggressive for disciplined and it's GG no re you get plenty of success with the women
What are the ods that Benjamin meets his own Luigi?
>>34772142It upsets the pool boy.
Women, how would you feel if you visited a park with a guy, and while walking past some Bradford Pear trees, he started to smell his shirt in a panic?
>>34772149Huh
>>34772065No, you’re just a weakling who use retarded unit VF mesures!Rene Levesque was 5ft4 and you’ll never be the man he was. All you do is go on 4chan and complain about your height!Bitches already complain about your height 24/7, they don’t need your help doing it! Do something with your life!>Gughdrudgjrihjhudhu OuaiLle Rrr U an EsLSTFU you monolinguistic anglo retard! When was the liste time you even read a book in your own language?!
>>34772152You might know it as the Callery pear?
>>34772149I would probably make a joke before he even got to that point>>34772152They smell like cum
Women: Do you perceive men's neutral speaking tone to sound "angry"? Do many men have "resting bitch voice"?Men: Were you aware that girls think we sound pissed off all the time?
>>34772158No, but I've noticed animals think that.
>>34772154Oh shit, is this the Quebec nationalist? It's been some time.
Do germans say "die foid" or "das foid"?
>>34772162I’ve never posted about Quebec’s Nationalism on ATOGA, but I assume I’m not the only guy from Quebec here.
>>34772158I don't think this about men
It may take a year or more but I genuinely don't know if I'll be alive by then
>>34772144NtaControl what nigger, I can barely control myself in a stiff breeze, I was supposed to die during childhood from disease not live as whatever the fuck this is.
Men, if you saw a woman fingering herself in the middle of a sidewalk, would you ask to help her?
>>34772160https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5996252/Nah women apparently perceive male voices as angry, according to science nerds
>>34772178She's probably homeless I ain't touching that shit
>>34772170How many suicidefags are there itt? You really expect us to believe all 15 of you are in completely hopeless situations?
>>34772158Mine is squeaky and juvenile so no
>>34772158I perceive it as conversationally uninviting.
>>34772178No, that'd be sexual harassment
>>34772178I've seen that happen once IRL except she was laid out between two parked vehicles with her pants down and she was just going at it. I called the police because I figured she could be mentally unwell and worried someone would rape her or some shit. Apparently she was known to local police as some type of severe schizo
>>34772178Tempted, but she's probably crazy. Besides she's probably better at it than I am.
>>34772186They really ought to sweep these people off the streets what tf are these people doing with my money
>>34772181Do you know where you are?
Hii eat food
>>34772178Piggybacking off this question. Men, what if you walked in on a woman doing that somewhere more private but still technically publicly accessible, like a closed room? Would you still call the cops?
>>34771996>Kink, ropework, and working on my OnlyfansWhy did you delete?
>>34772192I would scream COOL PUSSY and leave
>>34772194You've never screamed in your life.
>>34772192>Men, what if you walked in on a woman doing that somewhere more private but still technically publicly accessible, like a closed room? Would you still call the cops?I'd alert whoever owns the public building or relevant authorities. Sorry anon women don't get a free pass for public masturbation just because they have pussies
>>34772178Police. Hopefully they kill her.
>>34772192I definitely wouldn't call the cops, but I wouldn't ask to join either. I'd probably just stop and listen.
JH you should probably stop masturbating at work
>>34772192I'd still get her kicked out, but I'd let her finish first.
>>34772186>A sexual delinquant touching herself in public>You’re worried that SHE might get rappedThat’s textbook female privilege right there!
>>34772201And people say chivalry is dead.
>>34772202Lol she was the one in the laying position. Unless the spooky schizo bitch could levitate and impale herself on some random dude then ofc I'd worry for what some random could do. Same feeling for passed out drunk girls in the street it's fucked up
>>34772192How much noise suppression is there in that environment?
>>34772206She could absolutely go around grabbing men’s balls for her own sexual gratification.But you wouldn’t do the same for a man jerking off in public!
>>34772209You're baiting but there's a difference in physical power. If a woman touches you like that just send her on her ass with a great big shove
My ear is ringing way louder than usual right now
>>34772210Bro, once she has a hold of your balls, your her bitch!>Just shove herSomeone like you would just burst in and kick my ass, because you’d always assume she’s the victime.
>>34772178This woman is you (minus the sidewalk) isn't it?
>>34772213>Bro, once she has a hold of your balls, your her bitch!Yeah you've gotta be trolling >Someone like you would just burst in and kick my ass, because you’d always assume she’s the victimIf I see a man shove a woman and he shouts "Stay the fuck away, don't touch me" then I'm going to assume the man had a reason. Not everyone is a gay white knight
>>34772202NTA, masturbating in public is already a crime in most places but apart from that, yes realistically she is at risk for being raped. A woman doing this overtly in a public place is either a deeply psychiatric case or she is high off her ass and in both cases there will be men (typically also homeless/addicts/psychiatric cases) who will jump on the chance to get laid. It is very well known that homeless women in general are raped all the time. That said I don't disagree with your larger point that nobody would give a fuck if it was a guy jerking off, regardless of how much issues he had or what he was at risk for.
>>34772192No. I'd say>Sorry, have fun...Then do a 360 and walk off.
>>34772158Not their voice itself, no. I have known men that usually sound mildly annoyed in their infliction though, but you get used to it fast.
>>34772200Didn't make this about me.
>>34772208There's enough.
That's that me espresso
>open twitch>one of the top recs is some hot blonde opening pokemon cards to 600 viewersNice nails though.Femanon, would you do that if it gave you an alright income?
>>34772230I was at the mall and stopped by this shop which sold anime stuff and mtg out of curiosity and saw these cards over 100 euros it is insane
>>34772227I have an unopened Hitachi laying around (my ex was too afraid to try it), I'm bringing that along with a timer on my phone (set for about an hour, maybe a little more), to wherever she is. And explaining that she has to cum a certain arbitrary number of times within the allotted time or I'll be reporting her to the authorities.
>>34772215>You’ve gotta be trollingI do Krav Maga, I know how to control a man!>>34772216A woman would be literally masturbating in public, yelling >Shove a penis inside of me, right now, I want a penis, any penis!And you’d still find an excuse to say she cannot consent!
Women: What’s a common male behaviour that feels like care to him but feels like pressure or neediness to you?Men: What’s a common female behaviour that feels like intimacy to her but feels like a test or obligation to you?
>>34772236That's a weird enough premise that it's probably a plot for an AO3 short story.
>>34772240MExisting in their vicinity.
>>34772238>Krav MagaThe Big Yahu is proud of you
>>34772240>Men: What’s a common female behaviour that feels like intimacy to her but feels like a test or obligation to you?Expecting me to know things that aren't verbalized, I suppose?
>>34772238>I do Krav Maga, I know how to control a manAre you gay?
>>34772240Even AI only came up with three answers.Needing constant updates is probably the most problematic though. But I like communicating. I'd even go out on the phone if asked.
>>34772238I think there is a pretty big leap between touching yourself and wanting to get fucked, let alone wanting to get fucked by literally anyone. Especially if you take into consideration the very reason they touch themselves is mental issues/being fucking high which alters your perception and can make things a lot scarier a lot more quickly than they otherwise would be. Masturbation can be self-soothing or even something you do without realizing it if you're far gone. Sex is a WHOLE different beast.But to answer your weird ass hypothetical, no I would not consider it rape in that case. I would be weary of someone who sees a woman acting that off her tits and jumping in to get some, but I would not call it rape, just real scummy. Same for a woman so drunk she is vomiting and cannot walk but insists on being dicked, really. Like yeah I guess you can... if that's the kind of person you are. But rape, no.
>>34772240>What’s a common male behaviour that feels like care to him but feels like pressure or neediness to you?I don't like feeling patronized. I'd rather a man who cares for me wait until I ask for help, rather than assume I'm incapable of something and unilaterally interjecting with help I may have not needed.
Past, present, future... don't the three of them intertwine to squeeze the life out of us?
>>34772254>squeezeExpelling, expiring, experimental experience
how do you get inspired to create again without a muse?
>>34772252>I don't like feeling patronised That's very astute and self aware of you for a young lady, now listen I am going to over explain the gender dynamics for you at length and when you try to make an input on what I am saying I am going to cut you off an simplify it and then talk as though a problem were being solved and you just sit back and listen ok?
>>34772240>WomenWhen you want to vent about something that is frustrating and he just starts to lecture you on how to "fix" it. A lot of things in life don't have a fix, you just have to put up with them. And it sucks when you only want to hear "that sucks" and instead you end up in a discussion about how you could fix your coworkere's atittude or something. In general trying to fix a dynamic with a person you don't know yourself is difficult and easily turns into the "have you tried turning it off and back on again" of advice. When in doubt, simply ask if she wants to brainstorm or just wants to vent. (Obviously there is a limit to how much venting is tolerable for others, but that is a separate matter.)
>>34772260I'm mad that men are this aware of patronizing they are and they still unironically act that way. I'm not mad at you for baiting me, but I'm mad that the bait is believable.
>>34772246>Expecting me to know things that aren't verbalized, I suppose?What are some things that you would say women typically expect a man to just "know" without verbalizing them?
>>34772192I might listen but I'd never call the cops. Same with catching a couple fucking
What makes femoids attracted to male abs?>inb4 what makes men attracted to breastsbreasts are utilitarianthey are soft and produce milk, so you can use them as a pillow and enjoy nourishment
>>34772247What? Just because I know how to fight dosen’t mean I like women!
>>34772252I think you should be able to tell the difference when someone is offering help because they care about you and want to make it easier for you and when they're being patronizing.
>>34772258The whole idea of a muse is kind of a myth. You can draw inspiration from anything, a muse is nothing more than someone who inspires you extra hard. This might not instantly fix anything but the idea that you need a muse to create in the first place will definitely paralyze you and give a creative block. It's all inside yourself.
>>34772262>I'm mad that men are this aware of patronizing they are and they still unironically act that way. I'm not mad at you for baiting me, but I'm mad that the bait is believableLmao I'm just fooling. When I'm aware I make light of it for kicks. I've seen it happen in real life and even I cringed when this girl asked "what's this [video game? What's going on?" It was clear she wanted to know who is playing against who she already knew the fighting game and was familiar and a guy said "Ok so this is Mortal Kombat, it's a fighting game and it's a game where blah blah blah"
>>34772266Why are you talking about female privilege?
>literally me is killwhat do atoga
>>34772273Move on, like everytime someone dies.
>>34772263Mood, preferences, wanting something. Etc. Specific example: my ex got mad at me because I didn't text her good morning when I woke up to go into work earlier than normal, instead I texted when I thought she'd be awake.
>>34772273Post his best song
>>34772251When I was in high school there was a special ed class for the retards. One of the boys from that class, couldn’t talk. He would just grunt, laugh or scream high pitched notes. Once in a while, a substitute teacher would be assigned to follow him around in the cafeteria, to make sure he wouldn’t jerk off. On a regular basis, he would just get his limp dick out of his zipper and play with it under the table. He’d never cum or get hard he would just pull on his penis in front of everyone, until the sub teacher interveined and took him to the bathroom.
Women: Do you notice subtle changes in people’s breathing or micro-expressions that men around you seem oblivious to?Men: How detailed is the mental 3D map you build of a new place after only being there once?
>>34772232Sounds like you were looking at a big box of them.I think normal packs are like 1-5€, depending on what they are.I know the world cup stickers were 1,5€ for 7 pieces.
>>34772238>A woman would be literally masturbating in public, yelling>>Shove a penis inside of me, right now, I want a penis, any penis!>And you’d still find an excuse to say she cannot consent!Unironically this.You know any woman doing that is drunk, high, or insane, right?
>>34772267I know when it's not MEANT to be patronizing, but it still forces me to acknowledge my own permanent shortcomings. It's implicit that having the help of someone over a foot taller and twice my weight will make certain things easier for me. But I don't want to rely on others all the fucking time. Struggling is a part of life, let me have control over accepting when it's too much for me to handle or be comfortable with. That's what annoys me about men, but I definitely don't blame them for genuinely caring.
>>34772273>what doDrive
>>34772282Most would say Nightcall is the best onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRYbut for me its Protovisionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_cIbOgp_PU
>>34772283Exactly. I doubt that guy wanted to fuck anyone or anything. Just a compulsive thing because it feels good. Some very small kids have the same where they rub on any pillow. Also does not mean they want to get fucked.
>>34772265>Abs aren’t utilitarianHow do you even stand up straight? How do you fuck without getting tired? How do you do anything?
>>34772262the alternatives to being patronizing are either ignoring you entirely or becoming violent. take your pick.
>>34772268i achieve things but no longer feel inspired without the traditional muse, however i appreciate that it is still an internal driver to do things in the end, just irrational thoughts where I freeze or do without purpose behind it.
>>34772264That's the best case scenario, I think.
>>34772273That sucks.
>>34772284>Men: How detailed is the mental 3D map you build of a new place after only being there once?Depends on how interesting it is. When I was a kid my folks took me to a place with a bunch of ice sculptures, and I feel like I could still be there if i think hard enough. Office building? I still use the signs.
>>34772284Err it is not as spectacular as your examples but I do consistently register more about people's moods than the men around me (save for rare exceptions). Part of my function at work is telling my boss when he is pissing one of our clients off because the small signs (suddenly sliiightly more curt emails, their tone of voice cooling just a notch) fly over his head. And he is a very people-oriented person, far from autistic in that sense.
>>34772293>I like to watch very small kids dryhump pillows infront of meNigga you nasty!
>>34772287Based, I think the same about struggling.
>>34772301>Office building? I still use the signs.Lmfao same. Dopamine really is the psychological dye that prints our 3D maps. I can still vividly visualize every nook and cranny of a few old guest vacation homes my parents booked for summers. Only stayed a week or two but twenty years later I still can tell you where the bathroom is in each home or the kitchen etc
>>34772303Childhood development was part of my education, that's how I know, not from staring at kids irl. That is just your interpretation.
>>34772266>>34772272If you are a woman i mean?
>>34772284MNot very. It's more like pictures and an abstract sense of where everything is. I guess it starts to become a detailed mental map with time.
World you rather have your image albums leaked or your message apps?
>>34772311images for sure
>>34772311I don't have anything saved that I'd be ashamed of, so idc. I guess any messages are more likely to have personal information than images, so probably those.
>>34772311My image albums are filled with memes and random shit that others send me, so that.
>>34772302>my function at work is telling my boss when he is pissing one of our clients off because the small signs (suddenly sliiightly more curt emails, their tone of voice cooling just a notchWait that can piss people off? I do that because I respect the other person's time and intelligence so I avoid dragging out convos and I trust they will understand the memo when I relay info. Shiiiit.
>>34772311Messages.All the porn in my images would disappoint my parents, and turn off women.
>>34772315Nah it's a very specific kind of vibe I am talking about, if you have never gotten misunderstandings around it (people thinking you are pissed when you're not) it probably comes across as intended. There is just a difference between businesslike/professionally short and pissed off short. I can't explain it either it is just spidey sense. Obviously I can only do it when I am used to someone's default tone/communication but then I will notice if they cool down.
>>34772311Do the images in my messages leak as well?
Men:When you’re walking alone, how much of your attention is automatically scanning for potential threats versus just zoning out?Women:Do you ever feel a weird sense of “ownership” or protectiveness over certain songs, shows, or random objects?
>>34772319Depends, I don't zone out if I'm walking at night for example.
>>34772309Because I’m a feminist!
>>34772297Maybe it would help to reflect more on what about this person inspired you so much. Was it something (a trait, a certain world view, a way of carrying themselves) in them? Or did it have to do with how you felt about life or about yourself in their presence? Was there friction that irked and pushed you out of your comfort zone? Realizing what made the muse so inspiring is a first step to finding new things that inspire you in a similarly intense way.
>>34772318Dick pic sender detected
>>34772319>"ownership" or protectivenessYes but almost exclusively with books. There are books I love but hardly dare to recommend to someone else because I am aware I would not be able to cope well if they criticized it or even worse, just thought nothing of it.
>>34772318Yes
>>34772319MA lot of it, because I'm a twitchy paranoid fag. And because I try to find humanity in the eyes of everyone I come across.
>>34772322Can I get a non snide answer? I promise I wasn't trolling, or asking in bad faith.
>>34772319F. My tools are mine and I don't like the idea of other people using them. My cooking utensils, my gardening tools, my sex toys, etc are all my personal stuff just for me. I don't even like having them out for others to see.
>>34772311>World you rather have your image albums leaked or your message appsMessage apps, I don't do weird shit with actual people online. Albums I'd be more concerned about the identities of people I care about being leaked from that
>>34772319>Do you ever feel a weird sense of “ownership” or protectiveness over certain songs, shows, or random objects?Yes, especially with relatively unknown artists, or songs that connect with me on an emotional level. I remember listening to Lord Huron back in 2010 when his monthly listeners was in the low thousands. >>34772324>Dick pic sender detectedNo, the opposite.>>34772326>YesWhat a catch 22
>>34772329You'd never use the last one on other people?
>>34772328Not them but I don't think it was snide. There are definitely feminists that are preoccupied with female privilege/double standards that benefit women as opposed to only the ones that benefit men.
>>34772327>A lot of it, because I'm a twitchy paranoid fagLol nah it just makes you a man. The point of the questions are to describe common behaviour. I'm 99% sure every man scans for threats every time he is outside that's just hardwired into us. How we mentally respond to perceived threats inside our minds would probably tell us more if we're paranoid I should think
>>34772334No. I buy separate sex toys specifically to be used in the bedroom with others.
>>34772333>dick pic receiverOh, there's probably a lot of them if you have an app tied to social media
>>34772337I think that would be the most considerate thing that anyone would do for me.
Plap
>>34772336Which btw it's commonly observed women who get to walk around with their boyfriends feel more at ease and chirpier and upbeat because having a man for a woman is like having anti-virus software, he just does all the threat scans for her and she can relax more out in public
State genderYou can become a god of something, but you have to die in a related way. Your pick.
>>34772343Gravity
>>34772343MaleGod of Foresight I would die knowing exactly when and where and how and have to carry the heavy knowledge until then
>>34772343Dibs on god of sex.
>>34772319M, a good deal. Nothing bad has ever happened to me while walking alone, but if it did, I'd feel better knowing I at least saw it coming instead of getting blindsided
>>34772346Death via pegging
>>34772329You'll never know the sheer enmity of having some cheap bitch in a mechanic shop going into your toolbox for a specialty tool you paid $200 for because he refuses to buy anything but Harbor Freight shit.
>>34772343>You can become a god of something, but you have to die in a related way. Your pick.FSomeone called sex, so I pick love. I wanna be loved to death.
>>34772350>Harbor FreightNTA. I am so sick of their relentless advertisements
>>34772342That's just because people are much much much less likely to approach a random couple for anything bad than a woman by herself. Or even a guy by himself for that matter. Soime men are really good with this kind of alertness but I have also known men who never had anything bad happen to them in public and were completely oblivious to their surroundings. I have never met a woman like that.
>>34772343Mgod of NEETing
>>34772350It's opposite for me. All my shit is old and busted, so I don't want people using my tools because they might judge me or break them.
