Drink poisonous poison and get poisoned by poison editionPreviously: >>34841421
How do I make myself seem more important?
>>34844246That's a Winston Churchill quote.
Why are moids so homosexual?
I like watching you sleep :)
Foids:Would you ever poison a moid's coffee?Moids:If that foid was your gf would you drink it?
>>34844254Nothing homosexual about kissing a nice cock
foids be like "don't do that, I'll cum." and then you do that and they cum. um, spoilers much?
>>34844254It's natural to become homosexual when you're around, foid
>>34844257>Would you ever poison a moid's coffee?Of course not :)
I hate my life
Can't tell if I was fumbled or did the fumbling
>>34844264why
>>34844256This isn't gonna work, I have insomnia
>>34844262You seem trustworthy. Let's hang out!
>>34844265Usually it's a bit of both
>>34844254Have you tried dealing with a modern foid for longer than 5 minutes?
>>34844269I wish I didn't care so much about Potential
>*sip*I'm not actually allergic to hazelnuts, I just said that to test you.
well I just fucking opened up my finger with a exacto knifethanks foid
>>34844268Yay! Maybe we could like grab a coffee together or something...
>>34844273hospital anon, hospital!
>>34844254one time doesn't make a faggot, two times make a friend and it zeroes with third time
>>34844273Post it
State GenderWho was your favorite Power Ranger?
Women, would you date a man who gloats about how many people he killed when he was in war and regrets not being able to go back?
>>34844276Sounds like a plan. I'll drop everything I'm doing and travel alone to your city.
>>34844267doesn't stop me from staring at you :)
>>34844277nah, I'll just superglue it closed
>>34844283I look forward to it <3
>be me>finally work up the courage to look at photos of "happy" couples>it's always a one-sided relationship where one person is doing all the laborlooooooooool that's fucked
>>34844285ur gonna get an infection
not all femanons are created equal
>>34844254We aren't gay but every femanon is either a lesbian or a lesbian in denial
>>34844271What is Potential?
>>34844289I do it all the timeit works fine, just clean out the wound with alcohol and close it shut
>>34844290>poser sloplol?
>>34844295why are her eyes like that?
>>34844295Wtf is that thing
>>34844281MBlue ranger all the way
>>34844254Women are the ones that say the female body is more attractive than the male one...
If a woman ever says “sorry if it seems like I’m overreacting, but…” that’s her stealth-admitting without actually admitting that she knows her reaction is completely disproportionate to whatever you did
>>34844297wow finally an anon with good taste around here
>>34844300Because it is but moids are still very homosexual
>>34844287
I-I want to hug her so bad
>>34844246>have the sudden weird urge to talk to random girls on the street and go through whole humiliation rituals for a slight chance of getting a girlfriendIs this the power of nofap for 3 days? What is happening to me?
me and foid after I pay her father to have her hang out with meWe're going to check out the castle museum
>>34844305>Stuttering Instant fail, she got the ick
How do I initiate sex with a moid correctly?
If i jerk off a little too much in consecutive days, my dick feels like it doesnt get fully flaccid. Like it still shrinks down and gets floppy, but there's still a bit of toughness that isnt there usually.Has anyone else experienced this? this it normal?
>>34844293Delusions, I learned. If only she trusted me etc. etc.I saw a lot of potential in that woman, enough to decide earlier than I should have that I was willing to commit to her
>>34844308nah she likes it when I put on the cute shy guy act
Cold calling is a humiliation ritual
getting femanon pregnant then holding her belly up when it gets too heavy.
>>34844309open bob and vagene
>>34844307She looks quite plumo give her a kiss on her cheek
>>34844306rare golden boy fanart
>>34844313I feel like that one was for me, but why?
>>34844309>walk up to moid>grab cock>say>thats a more than a handful of balls>point at crotch>do a spin
This is just plain unreasonable.
Therapy is the fakest gayest bullshit ever. Why do women love it so much?
>>34844309Present yourself to him.
>>34844309Tell that thing that you want to have the sex
>>34844281Remember being a big fan of yellow for some reason. It's a very pleasing shade of it. Reminds me of lemons.
>>34844321What is this in correct temperature units?
>>34844322I'm a man and like therapy. There are things I need to talk about that no one I know personally is equipped to talk about.
>>34844309starfish and lube
>>34844326313.15 kelvins
>>3484432640
>>34844309It's extremely hard to fuck up. I just lie in bed with my moid, he starts rubbing erect penis against me, I bend over and sex occurs. You don't even need to talk
>>3484432640C.
>dinner time>hey honey what do you want for dinner?>she won't say>I suggest X thing>...>awkward silence >.. uhh yeah that sounds good.. I guessWhy are women like this? Do women not find this hint and tease routine infuriating ?
Local indie cinema is putting on a double feature of To Live and Die in L.A. and The Exorcist for William Friedkin's birthday, To Live and Die will be a 35mm print too.
>>34844330
>>34844335Don't ask, just say "Okay, let's have X"
>>34844312Alright. Enjoy. Try to go to bed before 23:00
Am I the only one here who thinks poor people are far more evil than rich people?
>>34844321Meanwhile I had at most 64F today. I felt a little cold.
Any femanons look like this? >>34844337
>>34844340I hate both
>>34844342Not a femanon but I look like that
>>34844338That's how I treat my toddler though "hey buddy it's time for hot dogs ! Vrooom goes the car (as I give him a bite with the fork).I shouldn't have to treat a grown woman like a toddler
>>34844322>Therapy is the fakest gayest bullshit ever. Why do women love it so much?They stop loving it the minute the man decides to talk to the therapist about their relationship, especially if it's a female therapist
>>34844344why do you look like femcel, buddy?
GOD na your hand we dey
>>34844345And yet.
is this the real life
>>34844326How can you not see that's not a lot?
>>34844339what did he mean by this?
>>34844311Why did you see potential?
Women what do you think of men that LOVE Christmas?
>>34844350Is this just fantasy?
Women, what do you think of men who are buzzkills?
>>34844350No this is atoga.
>>34844345nta but you should know the script by now, women expect men to be psychic at all times, you are supposed to know exactly what she wants without needing to ask her. You should know all of her wants, needs, and temporal whims and fancies just by looking at her or else it means you're sleeping on the couch tonight
Women, what do you think of men?
>>34844356Caught in a landslide, no escape from realityyyy
>>34844306The one on the far left. I'm the guy that surprises the girl he made it and she falls for me, supposedly.
Women, what do you think?
WomenWhat do you think of being asked a dozen questions in quick succession?
>>34844360love them!!!!
>>34844362>Anon doesn't know what I'm talking about.Anon look at the file name of your image.
>>34844353Shared values, similar desires for our futures, good chemistry. I miss her.
>>34844365moid hands
Women what do you like about moid hands?
>>34844366She's the baddest one in the picture. Second is probably the red dress lady but her tits are fake.
Women, what do?
>>34844365Finally a woman who focuses on the positives.
Woman examining a man's piss to see if they have "Good Chemistry"
Women, thoughts on manchildren?
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh
>>34844370Every guy needs a girl who is gentle and sweet but is bad deep down inside.
I want to help my dad I wish I was a better child and helped him with his business more I feel badly
>>34844345I mean, they are about equivalent in terms of emotional intelligence/regulation
>>34844369they’re very attractive, the size and knuckles especially
>>34844364Poop
>>34844382Why insult todders like that?
>>34844385tf happened to 17817383945342 ?
>>34844381>AAAAH WHY DIDNT YOU HELP MEEE NOW WE ARE GOING TO STARVE
>>34844381M, F? What's the business?
>>34844391an undomesticated femanon got to him..
>>34844385I have small hands. Is it over for me?
>>34844385Why are you gay?
I fucked up fucking fuck fuckgot my first ever date with a girl and I just had to fuck it up. I thought it would have been romantic to throw my jacket over a giant wet puddle to cross the street and she asks wtf was I doing and just awkwardly stared at my jacket and then walked around the puddle and I just picked up my soggy jacket and convo is dead the rest of the evening walking the city and I got left on read
>>34844385my right and left hand are in that folder :0
>>34844321>This is just plain unreasonable.That's not too bad.>>34844322>Why do women love it so much?Talk therapy works for women because they are taught at a young age that their problems should be talked through. It doesn't work for men because boys are taught to externalize things.>>34844340>Am I the only one here who thinks poor people are far more evil than rich people?Yes. Poor people have reasons to be evil. Rich people don't.>>34844360>Women, what do you think of men?SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOMETIMES MAYBE SHIT>>34844363>Women, what do you think?The new LV x Singer 911 actually looks really fucking sick.
>>34844380I mean bad as in sexy but yeah I agree
>>34844315It shouldn't unless she's having twins. Unless your child will be tall in the future, the last option is she's overweight while pregnant and will have an overweight baby which is fucked up.
>>34844352I was going to post that in another thread on another board
>>34844401You're a dumbass if this is real I got the ick and I'm a guy
I want to dykebreak Korra
>>34844399theres some smaller ones already in there, youre fine anon : )>>34844404are u creeped out or honored? maybe both?
>>34844385Kinda revert posting mine now
It's becoming increasingly clear that I won't ever make anyone happy, and it's a weird vibe.
I want my hands on her waist, not on her hard drive
>>34844401Can't be real lol
Wake up, play vidya, eat good food, fap, sleep. Do you really need more than this, /atoga/? Are you one of those bitches that has to have things like purpose and connection?
>>34844416What makes you say that?
>>34844415if you tell me which ones yours is i'll delete it,i dont wanna make atoga anons uncomfortable..
Why does Motionless In White kinda sound like Breaking Benjamin?
>>34844405It's gorgeous but at the same time 911s are pretty fucking ugly
>>34844254>Why are moids so homosexual?The only non straight thing I've done is eat a creampie
>>34844421I'm a lot like one of those bitches, but I'm an even bigger bitch and fill those needs with substance abuse sometimes.
>>34844401Based romantic cringekino. Don't let it get you down. You can unlearn the poor social cues but you cant learn having SOVL, give it time.
>>34844401Cartoonbrained.
>>34844385>6/5/26>nipplegross
>>34844422I just don't see myself as a person that people would like to spend time around. I'm dumb and boring and just not appealing in general.
>>34844423177751
>>34844414I'm an attention whore so I'm ok with it :3(I saved your armpit picture too)
>>34844322Because most therapists are women and it's most important just an hour of validating every dumb thing a woman does or feels or thinks
>>34844427Faggot
>>34844434I hope you get the help you need to unlearn those things.
>>34844427hot
>>34844435ur gonna have to be a lil more specific.. >>34844436sounds like a fair exchange then :3
>>34844322>that person you dislike is evil and bad based on scientific evidence>you are great and not just for spending hundreds on me per hour
>>34844254Women say this because we aren't worshipping them 24/7Take an hour off and you're apparently the biggest faggot in the worldWhat exactly have women done exactly to deserve my praise and adoration? Fuck you you miserable worthless cuntsI hope your birth control fails
>>34844405>Yes. Poor people have reasons to be evil. Rich people don't.Dumbest statement of the thread award.The truth is that puritans/Anabaptists believe that poverty in this life is a punishment from God for signs committed. As such they worship the rich and abuse the poor, a practice for which they were kicked out of Europe as it is fundamentally incompatible with Christian values.Since then , americans are coping and rationalizing this belief , which their heretical culture is founded upon.
>>34844421>Wake up, play vidya, eat good food, fap, sleep. Do you really need more than this, /atoga/?It gets old after some years. Then things like purpose and connection begin to seem like a good idea, but by then it becomes even more of an uphill battle.
I wanna take care of my sick wife
How to get over my crush on my 36 yo coworker?
>>34844405As boyish Korra tries to appear, she can't ever escape the need to pay a woman to tell her how valid she feels
>>34844246>If you were my wife I'd drink itit took me a minute to get the joke, on the first read I thought it was romantic
>>34844444>I hope your birth control failsthey'll just kill it instead
>>34844385Why did you save those that don't look fat?
>>34844448>i want my wife to be miserable and sufferingwe know, moid
>>34844442Followed by 10248I'm not fat so it's not like you liked it anyway right
You got any tips on how to not feel ugly and stupid as fuck after someone chooses somebody else over you?
This future anon likes sniffing hairy balls>>34844466
>>34844449Develop a crush on a 19 year old intern
>>34844455>munchausen by proxynice self report
>>34844340Nah fuck poors
>>34844449Go out with him until he does something that gives you the ick.
>>34844254most of the nicest things people have ever said to me were from guys
>>34844455I wanna ease her misery and suffering until she suffers no more
Why is manic pixie dream girl so unpopular among female audiences? Is it really so bad having some average guy have mutual happiness with a woman otherwise out of his league?
>>34844460The younger ones arent as fun, or pretty>>34844465Im a dude lol
>>34844456its deleted >>34844453just cause i have a type doesn’t mean i can’t appreciate others, i wouldnt save them if i didnt enjoy them
>>34844449Help hook him up with someone his age instead
>>34844446I've done it for a decade and I'm still not tired of it yet. Ironically, the only things that actually fill me with dread are the prospect of my dad forcing me to get a job or having to talk to a woman.
>>34844476Im 27M talking about a 36F
>>34844442>sounds like a fair exchange then :3yep :3you should be honored (or not) because I'm very picky
>>34844482>I'm very pickyYou saved literally all of them
>>34844453Wait its been a hot minute since ive been on atoga. That fat fetish thing wasnt a meme?
>>34844457It happens to everyone all the time, usually has nothing to do with looks
>>34844412>I want to dykebreak KorraI'd snap your dick like a glow stick >>34844426>911s are pretty fucking uglyYou're entitled to your opinion, but consider yourself an opp.>>34844445>a practice for which they were kicked out of EuropeI mean, a big part of why Protestants left Europe was because of the church putting a price tag on salvation and indulging in simony. >>34844450>she can't ever escape the need to pay a woman to tell her how valid she feelsI did a lot more CBT (mostly exposure therapy) than talk therapy.
>>34844406Not only that but bad as in street smart and having common sense. Usually those types aren't surprised if you have some skeletons in your closet.
>>34844491>CBTOuch
>>34844488I think its the most aggressively authentic poster in those threads. And after she posted tit(s), I think I know why
genderDo you play vidya? Do you want a bf/gf that plays vidya or would you prefer a partner who doesn't?
>>34844486I'm not the fat fetishist, pay attention anon!
>>34844496>And after she posted tit(s), I think I know whydoes this mean a good or bad thing?
>>34844491For me, PERSONALLY, it's the w123
>>34844498You're gonna stay on my dick until you die
>>34844481Oh, what's the problem then?
>>34844496>And after she posted tit(s), I think I know whyAw man i missed that? sadWell at least she didnt have a break down about it afterwards like kitten poster right?
>>34844500>w123Nice. My grandpa had a green 300D that my dad got when he died. Someday, it may be mine.
>>34844491>Protestants left EuropeThey didn't though, actual protestants just fought the 30 years war.Baptists were kicked out AFTER the Reformation, and the ones doing the kicking out were other protestant denominations as Anabaptists were too fould a, anti-human and heretical for anyone to stand. How are you going to live next door to people who burn 12 year old boys at the stake for masturbating? You don't you go in and chop off their heads. If the bongs hadn't done a sloppy job and alloed them to escape on the Mayflower, we might have been well rid of the scum.
>>34844491>Europe was because of the church putting a price tag on salvationYou should've posted itThat being said the longer I've studied church history the more I have realized that American Christianity is so extreme that even the well-justified Reformers were actively killing our predecessors until they fled here where they could practice their religious extremism in peace.
it's days like today that make me not want to have long hair anymore
>>34844497M. Yes I do play video games and I think it would be difficult to be in a relationship with someone who gets absorbed and disappears into a game for months on end the way I do.
>>34844405>Yes. Poor people have reasons to be evil. Rich people don't.I'm from a poor background and I can tell you've never lived a day of poverty in your life.
>>34844505NtaI remember her having a breakdown about moids and cup sizes where she started going on rants but that was a separate ordeal.
>>34844517wasnt me!! i behave myself, i hardly ever argue w atoga moids. this is defamation
>>34844515Nipple :)Boobs are so fun to squeeze. I feel really bad for those of you that don't have boobies to squeeze on demand
foid, do you talk with your hands?
>>34844510You seem to hate certain types of christians while not being a christian
>>34844497F>Do you play vidya? Only occasionally. I used to more.>Do you want a bf/gf that plays vidya or would you prefer a partner who doesn't?I actually quite like guys who are into gaming because I think it's cute that they are so enthusiastic about it. Also it's impressive if they're actually good at certain games.
>>34844520Nope don't try to deny it you booblet
>>34844523No but I use them to hold my hair while I throw up.
>>34844527Tfw no cute foid throwing up in my toilet
>>34844246Another day ubering :)
>>34844522i squeeze my stay at home foids G-cups whenever i feel like it
>>34844532He looks like he sells his mouth and butthole
>>34844527>she said no
>>34844365Thank you :)
>>34844524Well, I come form an area that was savaged by an Anabaptist rebeliion , and it was so bad its remembered until today. Imagine Mossul inder ISIS, and you get a rough idea. And yes, they actually full on executed people for the crime of being poor.
Women, if your man described your boobs as "cute" how would you feel?
>>34844515nice armpits
>>34844527>Nosingle?
>>34844525I'm good at metal gear rising
>>34844516>you've never lived a day of poverty in your life.I actually spent my childhood poor. Try raising six kids on an NCO's salary (less than $20k/year). My eldest brother started selling drugs and joined a gang just to make sure us little ones were taken care of. But my point is that people can do bad things in the name of desperation and survival. Rich people don't. All the evil shit they do is just because they want to.
Would there be less bitter miserable people in the world if we all just admitted that love is a made up disney fantasy and that relationships are meant to be transactional partnerships, then embrace open relationships where we can fuck whoever we want?
>>34844523I kind of like enthusiastically wave my hands when I'm excited (idk how to describe it lol). I didn't even notice that I did this until it was pointed out to me, though
>>34844549No
>>34844497MYesI think it would be nice to date someone who also enjoys it
>>34844549>Would there be less bitter miserable peopleNo. There might be fewer bitter, miserable people.
>>34844548>Try raising six kids on an NCO's salarySomebody didn't think ahead and just did what his cock wanted for the moment.
What do you think was the greatest trick that the devil did?
>>34844512Based if F
>>34844557>immediate lust
>>34844557Needs more dakka!
>>34844557Fucking ogre hands wtf
>>34844559Misss me? I was banned
>>34844548That's not poor that's just working class. My parents couldn't even work and most of our food and clothes came from good will and donations. Your eldest brother poisoned other people's families with drugs and exploited the vulnerabilities of other people's sons and daughters for street rep and money. I've seen plenty of poor people refuse to do harm and poor people who use their lack of conviction as an excuse to say 'fuck it' and do harm. It doesn't matter what the excuse is, evil is evil.
>>34844556>What do you think was the greatest trick that the devil did?Tricking God into torturing Job.
>>34844539Of course no other religious ever have ever done anything badIncluding atheists
>>34844558take a wild guess
>>34844497MYes and yes. Several of my friends met their SOs on games and it seems to produce the kind of relationship I'd like to have; they all play/watch stuff together and seem to just enjoy talking to each other like best friends and that just seems so wonderful to me.
>>34844564I did. ^^welcome back
>>34844557can we play checkers on them?
>>34844563Stfu faggot I’ve already lost 20 pounds lil BITCH>>34844573Yes, my love
>>34844471>Why is manic pixie dream girl so unpopular among female audiences?Because she's a character who has absolutely no agency of her own and who exists purely for the benefit of the male protagonist.
>>34844254Foids always be tweaking and seeking that high status male. Gay men existing is entirely women's fault.
>>34844405Excusing poor people's evilness is what causes most suffering in the world
>>34844556Convincing people to romantize loneliness and pining, which only begets an unending loop of deeper loneliness and more painful pining.
OK, so my most recent ideal was to buy some land and start a woman’s tiny home community on it what do you guys think? Also, I wanna get Internet famous and I’ve been reaching out to other TikTokers.
>>34844569Executing people for simply being poor? Fuck no. No one else has done this. The only religious violence that might come close is the Jihad for india, and that had mostly to do with the extreme force thats required to make jeets not shit on the street.
>>34844580>A woman's tiny home community No doubt requiring men to build it and do the hard work right?
>>34844582No, you fucking loser and thank you for giving me. Another idea. I used to build fences and I built the playground that my child grew up on in my community. My grand grandfather would was a word worker and I can easily pick that dumb shit up faggots.
>>34844581>>34844569And btw, deranged muttoid anabaptists are screeching for homeless people and the poor to be executed even within this thread on occasion, so don't try to wiggle your way out of this. Your netire society is built on the belief that the rich are virtous and the poor are sinful, both implicitely and innately so. Which is why your shithole will collapse within the decade.
>>34844581I fact checked the claim that anabaptists executed people for being poor, you made the whole thing up.
>>34844580Pretty sure that's just called a brothel
Why do butch straight women barely exist? Lots of straight guys are feminine and wear glitter eyeshadow or whatever (and women are all over them even if their fellow men call them faggots). But it's rare to see straight girls in full buzzcut wife-beater butch mode. Do butch straight girls suppress it because moids demand femininity and refuse to fuck masc women?
>>34844556Branding hedonism, avoidance and selfishness as “self-love”
>>34844583Falling in love is good at an initial motivator for the 2 people. It shouldn't be relied on later. It will fade anyway, but you want to stay together regardless.
>>34844583Love is gay
>>34844589I’ll call it, The SirensAnd men will pay us to tell them we love them
Any girls with fine hair, how do I do fancy hairstyles :/
>>34844586No you'll be standing there by the plot of land taking selfies of your hand or whatever while the hard working men do the work
Oh, elf is bipolar. These look like manic episodes to me.
>>34844590straight women have shitty culture that makes them dress bad and get the same haircut
>>34844576No fictional character has agency of their own. They're made up and written by a writer.
>>34844598Fucking shUP THE FUCK UP you sound like my family
>>34844583yes
>>34844254pretending to be gay is funny
>>34844583yes because I've seen it and given it, even if I'll likely never receive it
>>34844555>Somebody didn't think ahead and just did what his cock wanted for the moment.You don't know the half of it. I have two half-siblings from his affairs with different women.
>>34844595doesn't japan already do something like that?
>>34844602If i'm wrong, why have i seen your tits?
>>34844597No I won’t and stop pretending g you’re a man!Buying this on the first>>34844608Living this well should be a sin. Money has fallen into my lap, I met a new best friend, someone who reads the bible and asked ME for my info
>>34844607I think the evil started before the poor.
Just 4 more days before I move back in with my parents. I can't wait to stop renting and just relax.
>>34844490So I’m just stupid?
>>34844583bad hand shapebad nail shapeshame
>>34844610You’ve probably seen my tits in a see through bra with blue flowers
>>34844583You ever lose a ring?
>>34844613Since when is living with parents just relaxing?
>>34844587>>34844581Meds now
>>34844583Mno
>>34844616:/ it’s a hybrid of round and almond… thought it made my hands look more feminine I guess not. Sorry
>>34844618No stoooop making fun of me I’m happy
>>34844622you have short and stumpy fat fingers, you need to make the nails longer to compensate
We're /aeag/ - ask elf anything general now, great.
Also also also got another complement on my dress. Gave out the website cuz SHARE BE KIND PLEASE>>34844625They’re growing. I had to start over. She made my nails healthy
>they made a game about 4chan egirls
I regret meeting femanon
I want to be molded into a new person and I need your help
elf tiddy in my mouth
>>34844624Meant like have you lost it around the house or something
>>34844630Being a DIK episode 12 just came out too
i want a woman to cherish for the rest of my life and start a family with. how do i find someone who is aligned with me and wont get bored and suddenly decide to leave
women do you care if men tell you nice things? or does it only feel meaningful coming from other women?
>>34844583Yes, I do. I’ve given it and seen other people share it with each other.
>>34844627I am surprised some don't have her filtered.
>>34844615No
>>34844633Have you seen them? I was here when she posted them.
>>34844636Don’t look for her on 4chan.org. Should be obvious but is worth mentioning
>>34844638WTF are you kidding me a man complementing me is worth much more unless it’s obvious he’s just doing it on purpose
>>34844631did it to yourself
>>34844640I am a majestic unicorn
>>34844638Of course I care, I like it when people are nice to me
>>34844646I know. I regret not listening to her.
I’m going out dancing either Friday or Saturday with my gay cousin
>>348446382bh women hype each other quite a lot, so a compliment from a man is maybe even more meaningful to me. both are very nice and much appreciated though ofc
The depression is getting worse. I've been tanking it for the last 2 years but its seriously getting bad nowhow long does this last on average?
>>34844631What has Femanon done to you?
Chubby blond moids are cuuuteee
>>34844648Yeah, you feed off of it.
>>34844642yeah
>>34844653You should talk to me every day I can cure you
>>34844654Nothing, I did it to myself! :)
Maybe I should be a life coach
>>34844644>unless it’s obvious he’s just doing it on purposeSo what, only accidental compliments are valid?
>>34844657You need to try it. Being nice and not assuming the worst of others feels really good :3
I wanna get interviewed
>>34844661 Did Femanon steal your foreskin like the rest of us?
>>34844652>>34844648Post your hands and I will compliment them.
>>34844631>>34844649What happened?
>>34844664Not necessarily a lot of people love hearing compliments even after years of marriage. I should figure out my love language. I’m pretty sure it’s physical touch though.
>>34844660are you a licenced therapist or something
I was nice to femanon and she was BULLYING meeeeeeeeeeee
>>34844670Not much. I annoyed a girl I met online.
>>34844666>Being nice and not assuming the worst of others feels really good :3Nice try Satan. "jUsT LeT yOur GuArD dOwN" so some slimy cluster B psycho can take advantage again? No thank you.
Women its pouring rain right now. Why aren't you cuddling with me in my pillow fort and drinking hot choco?
>>34844672No, but I have had years of therapy and know stupid DBT shit
>>34844666I did those things and am just bitter as fuck about being taken advantage of.Honestly, I was overcorrecting some trust issues. Gonna dial back the trust a little for the next one.
>>34844669im self-conscious of my hands because i have joint issues and my fingers cant straighten properly :(
>>34844667Sir, this is not Korea. Sit down.
>>34844682Are you 70 years old
>>34844678>know stupid DBT shit
I want to come home from workburst through the doorscream>KINSLAYER>BABEKILLER>HEATHEN at femanon and throw her against a wall
>>34844684i was just born with weird joints!
>>34844678what is DBT?
>>34844641I feel extremely fucking stupid, like I got played. I’m she just mismanaged the situation but that’s still how it feels.I’m going to therapy soon so I’ll finally shut the fuck up about this.
>>34844682Now I'm even more curious.You can also take a picture without your hands straightened, that's cuter anyway.
>>34844617Not just that
>>34844689 dialectical behavior therapy
>>34844694Nta, what do when feel horrible
>>34844689DBT is therapy speak for"You're too much of a dumbass to know your own emotions" They tell you to figure out what you felt in a moment and then once you figure out the emotion they tell you to figure out what caused the emotion then they reveal that your meltdown at someone else was coming from inside the house aka your dumbass got mad over nothing and you sabotaged your 29th relationship because you couldn't realize you were the problem.
>>34844693How can I see what’s out there? Wonder if they found pics from 20 years ago
>>34844689dacon bettuce tomato
>>34844695Ask ai honestly but don’t kill yourself
>>34844697I saw what you posted here some time ago
Women, whats your go-to imaginary scenario to help you fall asleep at night?
>>34844699I haven't been really suicidal for years, but you saying this makes me want to do it to spite you
>>34844701I lay on my stomach with one of my legs bent open to the side and then one arm is along my side and on my ass and I wait for my husband to mess around with me but lately I’ve just been taking sleeping pills so I don’t get denied again
>>34844702Do it <3Name it elf
>>34844694can you explain the fancy words for someone who never had a minute of therapy?. I cope with sports >>34844696being depressed is the emotion, its not happiness thats causing this now is it
>>34844708No
>>34844631I lied, I’m just very upset about how it all went down and humiliated by how upset I am. I hate that I can’t go a day without thinking about it
do foids even bake?>Femanon used a finger to swirl the substance, dragging it across the surface in a slow, deliberate circle. It was viscous, clinging to her skin with a stubborn, tacky grip, resisting the pull as she spread it further. The heat of it was radiating, a pulsing warmth that seemed to seep into everything it touched.>"Is it too hot? Does it feel too icky for you?" she murmured, her tone mocking yet tender. "You wanted this, didn't you? You wanted a big, messy load of it. Just look at how it drips... just a little bit of sticky, hot cream, sliding right down.">She let out a soft sigh, watching the substance settle and pool, the same brilliant, opaque white as a fresh winter morning, though far more decadent.
Women.Is a standard hair bun enough to protect long hair while working and sleeping to stop it from getting knotted? Should I use shampoo every other day and conditioner on the ends every day? How many days should I use a shower cap and just stop it from getting wet. I work outside a lot and my hair can get quite messy but I want to try actively taking care of my long hair.
>>34844690What will the therapist say?
>>34844701Flicking it to the idea of being held.
I told my husband yesterday something like put my ankles behind my ears and load me like a shotgun?
women would you beat up a woman who was harassing your bf?
>>34844721I don't need to know this....
women be like>my body my choicethen they cut off their sons foreskin
>>34844714never post again btw
>>34844719Something helpful, hopefully. I’m at the end of my rope.
>>34844673Deserved
>>34844717What's your hair type first.
>>34844710You need to tell your dr you’re dealing with depression and get out on lexapro or something
>>34844701Meeting a nice guy and going on cute dates together...
>>34844721
if I have a daughter I will name her camellia or ophelia or camille femanons what do you think?
Correct me if I'm wrong but women are actually supposed to die during childbirth but modern medicine distorts this natural process.
>>34844722Women don't learn a thing from getting beaten up. If she isn't humiliated, it doesn't work.
Me fr
>>34844710>being depressed is the emotion, its not happiness thats causing this now is itI don't like therapists I just like to keep it real. Depression is not an emotion, it's more like a sinkhole where emotions go to rot and die. When someone says "I am depressed" what they're really saying is "I feel empty inside and I am irritated at the fact I feel empty". And 9/10 times the thing I find that causes depression is because it's literally a depression, like putting mental load after load onto a mental trampoline, it starts to depress down. And the reason people shove mental loads onto their trampoline minds is because they bottle up and suppress shitty memories or they refuse to say or do anything at the moment of a shit event and keep their mouths shut and they fall for the toxic positivity meme of "If I have nothing good to say I shouldn't say anything" so they carry the weight and they add another weight over and over until a hole gets punched in their soul and it feels empty and vacuous and we call that depression.
>>34844732No, I wont take anti-depressants. All that shit does is numb it until it gets worse again
If you found it really hard to trust after a relationship, what helped you trust again later?
>>34844736People didn't birth multiple children before medical intervention. Also, there wasn't multiple levels of intervention, it was life and death every time.
>>34844743anal on the first date
>>34844735Sounds gay(les)
>>34844730I'm not sure. It's wavy I'm not sure about dryness.
>>34844717In my experience if your hair starts tangling a lot it probably needs a trim.
>>34844744just as the founding fathers intended
>>34844747Can I get a real answer I’m totally alone in life and my insurance coverage hasn’t begun yet so I can’t go to therapy
>>34844653It can last indefinitely without the right medication.
>>34844724The very feminine trad women were the ones doing it. Its traditional, or easy to convince them of so.
>>34844674How did you annoy her?What did she look like?
>>34844748gayles?
>>34844751How many of them died of pneumonia?Good days
>>34844758I wouldn’t get lost. Blonde woman
>>34844734I feel so called out as a former /bant/-native. Almost no one talks about that board lol
>>34844752Idk do you have a good sense of boundaries? Boundaries let you relax because you know what is and isn't too far.
>>34844749Ask a stylist.
Women, why?
>>34844736>women are actually supposed to die during childbirthThen why milkers?
>>34844754>It can last indefinitely without the right medicationIt can get worse with medication and often does, the first three months increase suicidal ideation. Also if you use anti-depressants for longer than 6 months it can cause permanent emotional blockage that is life long not to mention sex drive gets shredded each year you remain on them.
>>34844767Men, who's that?
>>34844735I also like Ophelia but it's a pretty uncommon name here. I know a couple who named their daughter Ophelia and they got teased a lot for it:(
>>34844767something something clancy something
>>34844762Why'd she agree to meet up in the first place then?
>>34844763There's nothing significant about that board other than being /pol/s garbage dump. I'm pretty sure that it has porn all over it too so i will probably keep staying away from it.
>>34844767Willing to bet $100 she is a single mom. Single moms are always psychotic
>>34844767Deranged. It's there in the title
>>34844764I think I learned that it’s okay to have boundaries from the last experience. I ignored my own boundaries and tried to tell myself I was asking for too muchI’m still worried no one will find my needs our boundaries acceptable or worthy of respect because it just hasn’t happened to me yet
>>34844773Because they named their kid Daenerys 30 years after the show came out.
>>34844775I don’t know and I wish I knew why. It’s making me feel like shit, like I can’t trust my own judgement anymoreThe second meeting was the most humiliating day of my life to date
>>34844778NVM turns out I am keeping my $100>"Fire crews were called to Meliza Campos-Sanchez’s home in Miami, Florida on Sunday over the blaze — just a week after her estranged husband reported fears for his kids who remained with his suicidal ex, according to an affidavit"Called it, psychotic single mom disorder
Femanons, tell us about your crushes on older menWhich one embarrasses you the most?
>>34844773why:( it's such a nice name
>>34844783Seems like normal latina behavior 2bh
>>34844780Unfortunately society hasn't fully normalized asserting boundaries, but in adulthood it's expected. Ideally you express where boundaries are *before* they are crossed, but you can also articulate them the moment they are crossed. Any decent person will respect your boundaries, some people are freaks and will keep stress-testing them, these people suck.
hi
>>34844784I never had crushes on IRL older men they were scary and gross, just celebrities.
>>34844735Camille or Camellia will result in her being nicknamed "Camel" and people making constant jokes about "humping", and Ophelia will cause people to push her into the water a lot because they think it's funny.
>>34844790No.
>>34844776It used to be pretty cozy back in the day, honestly. The board was small enough that all the posters kinda new each other. Kinda similar to atoga 2bh.I left some years ago. I re-visited it after /qa/ got nuked and they all flooded /bant/. The board changed a lot after that
i'm playing terraria, are you playing anyhting today?
>>34844782What did she say?
>>34844772>see she's a thot>ask menlmao. actually funny
Drowned Ophelia
>>34844689>what is DBT?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialectical_behavior_therapy
>>34844797>What did she say?hard R
>>34844741NtaI completely agree with you but I see it more like a sludge that's slowly filling the room you're standing in. After a certain point you just kind of accept your fate and wait to drown.
>>34844797She had started seeing someone else by then but hadn’t told me yet, but in all fairness we were explicitly just friends.I tried to plan a few days’ worth of activities with her in the months leading up my second visit but she canceled on most of them once the week of the trip rolled around.I wanted to hold her hand but her body language made it clear I might get murdered if that happened. I said it was a shame we couldn’t see more each other while I was in town and she said to not make plans with her more than three days in advance so that she knows what she’s doing. (Read: you are my lowest priority)Asked if she wanted to get dinner the following day but she was just busy (didn’t want to see more of me)
>>34844796that sounds fun! I love terraria so much but i shan't play it rn because i would get too addicted again and it would be all i do for weeks lol
>>34844802retard?
>>34844784I had a bit of a crush on one of the managers at my previous job but one day he called me "my child" and I snapped out of it
>>34844796I have a love hate relationship with for honor
>>34844806that you linus?
>>34844807lol, daughterzoned
>>34844722My usual method to get them to leave him alone is to assert ownership by acting oblivious to her intentions and being very physically affectionate with him but if I had to yeah I'd elbow a bitch in the face. He can't do it so someone has to.
>>34844803That's a fair comparison as well. Anyway therapists are useless because they waste your time filling you with pills or telling you to make worthless self affirmations when really depression is a natural consequence of bottling shit up because of dealing with shitty people or shitty circumstances often times both. The real cure to depression is to get away from the shitty people or shitty circumstances. But therapists rarely tell you this bluntly because it would mean you stop paying them $75 and hour to hear them ask you questions you already know the answers to or to receive more homework on breathing exercises that accomplish nothing.
>GenderWhat's the shortest time you've known someone before sex/outercourse?
Turning up my music to drown out these incessant fucking leafblowers outside. GET A RAKE ASSHOLE
It was always a plot in kid/teen shows where someone would want a part in the school play so they could kiss their crush, does that even happen anymore? I'd think they wouldn't put on plays nowadays where students have to kiss.
>>34844816MThree years.
>>34844805:)>>34844810cool.
Women what misconceptions did you have about men?
>>34844816Mcounting or not counting the texting beforehand?if not then like an hour or something, but we were talking for like 2 weeks non stop on the phone beforehand
>>34844799Yup. Expecting every woman to know how some other woman out there thinks is ridiculous.
>>34844816FAround 10 months I think
I turn my leafblower on so no one complains about me shagging.
>>34844804I'm sorry that happened.
>>34844810DAMN I NEED TO BUY THE FUCKING SWORD
>>34844821They always/don't always want sex.Both are simultaneously true statements
>>34844816Mexcluding messaging like 40 minutes or so.
>>34844807See, all it takes is one ick.
>>34844816Male4 months
Girls, how long until you get over that fucking ex when you have a better offer on the table?
Viva Mexico cabrones
>>34844829Kek yeah it's because horniness is like a fart. It happens when it happens
>>34844835getting my back cutwith her nails or carefully with a knife
>>34844815Yup. The only therapy I ever found helpful was DBT because it wasn't trying to make me feel better, just be able to manage the emotions I had in a more productive way. I don't get how they think you can just "change your mindset" about the shitty situation you're in or shitty person you're stuck with. Like no I need more money and to live alone with enough money left over to buy whatever I want (within reason) for groceries and one superfluous item that pleases me for less than $50 per month. It wouldn't fix everything but it sure would fucking help more than trying to "reframe" or whatever.
>>34844835MOyakodon
>>34844835Elf did you get in trouble with your husband for posting nudes? What was all that about?
>>34844836I don't have an ex, or a better offer on the table
>>34844835Mmoral degeneration
>>34844826She said that she felt really bad, but she also excused it by saying she’d never made an online friend before and wanted to keep herself safe, and reading that made me realize that she thought I was just some creep the entire time. I feel so fucking stupid
>>34844835forced feminization
>>34844835this image gave me naughty thoughts
>>34844851And are you? How did he find out?
>>34844816F20 minutes? Unless you count the texting to set it up.>>34844836Like I'm getting better offers
>>34844858You a prostitute?
There is a titfucking thread on /gif/ right now that is the best thread /gif/ has had in a long time.I really need to get ripped and likeable enough to get that before I die.
>>34844841That's because DBT was developed by Marsha Linehan, one of the few last good psychologists the past century. In her youth she was diagnosed with schizophrenia, fell into self harm and severe depression and multiple suicide attempts, got locked in the old fashioned mental asylums which were horrendous then Borderline Personality Disorder became more known and she figured out the shrinks misdiagnosed her and she didn't have Schizophrenia she had BPD and she developed her own system to manage it and put it into remission by herself and developed DBT out of it. It was also influenced by Zen Buddhist techniques as well. Marsha had been Catholic most of her life but became a vague spiritualist and she was one of the last psychologists to actually understand that psychology is about the study of the soul, not the mind. Psychology in Greek translates to Study of the soul. Modern psychological horse shit is clinical, reductive, cookie cutter soulless dog shit that insists on pathologizing every single thing into tiny boxes and then bullshits you into all kinds of self consuming wild goose chases over nothing
>>34844835MCuckolding / BNWO
>>34844835MDDLG
>>34844852Nah, I don't think she thought you were a creep the entire time, or she wouldn't have met up with you. She just realised she wasn't into you. Sucks, but it's just one of those things. No reason for you to feel stupid, you gave it a shot and it didn't pan out that time.
>>34844867Have you cheated on him?
>>34844835MWMIF
>>34844860No lmao. If you invite someone over for sex what's the sense in sitting around chatting or watching tv for an hour first.
Women?
>>34844864That makes a LOT of sense. Thank you I think I want to read about this woman.
>>34844875Men?!
>>34844835>fat armsinstant ick
>>34844880home of sexual?
>>34844862Take those off with my teeth you indecent tartlet
>>34844816>>Gender>What's the shortest time you've known someone before sex/outercourse?MLike 20 minutes. It sucked, so now I'm LTR only
>>34844876Well sorry Im not here everyday.I wonder if one cheating was in response to the other cheating. Or did you both cheat without knowing the other cheated and came clean at the same time.
>>34844878No problem and yeah she's great. You'll notice that pattern in psychology often. The best ones were mentally ill themselves and fought hard to make it out of their personal hells and share it with others out of duty. The shit ones just attended University and only picked up the degree because their upper middle class yuppy parents told them they were special but really they couldn't be assed picking a degree so they just chose psychology because they heard it was easy or makes good money
>>34844816Mfrom first sight, like 3 hours
>>34844858Tinder hookup?
>>34844784None and if I see femanon out with an old moid I will call you his granddaughter and that will be all. If you correct me I will intentionally ignore it.
>>34844870I don’t know why it took her so long to figure that out. Our first meeting went so well too, I thought. And I’m just making it worse and worse the more I talk about it here, it feels like. I really feel like such a loser
>>34844816FHow long is a Superbowl commercial break?
>>34844892I despise the type who treats every mentally ill person like they're literally retarded, and it happens far too often for people who supposedly have to go to school for this shit. I feel like a lot of people get into it because they want to "help" but the way they want to help they'd be better off working at an animal shelter. But that's not going to make them nearly as much money.
>>34844821How would I know that
You people are so slutty wow
>>34844835m having my face gently caressed
>>34844902Did you ever learn something about a man that dispelled one of your prior assumptions about him
>>34844894Nah I never used the apps
>>34844901Same it's a blight. And they will have the nerve to talk about mental stigma even though the very same charlatans are the ones perpetually creating the stigma right in the damn clinic. The reason they tend to do this is because it's usually a psychfag who doesn't believe in a higher power/doesn't believe in a soul. They don't think anyone behind the disorder or pathology exists, they just look at patients as a pattern of behaviours and that's all.
>>34844817That reminds me, I have to make leaf mulch for my garden
>>34844907How'd you get the guy's number?
There's nobody else that could love you like I could
>>34844816F5 hours or something
>>34844916Fuck you
>>34844910I don't believe in a higher power/souls either but I'm capable of understanding that people with mental deficits don't always have an intelligence deficit. They need a better excuse lol.
thoughts on the name Lola?
>>34844899Fuck, are you with him now? I kinda love that he has no idea what's going on in your head right now.
>>34844257>Moids:>If that foid was your gf would you drink it?yes. if the person I loved wanted me dead then I'd want me dead too.
Wow, femanons are all fucking whores, what happened with the femcels?
>>34844913The one I'm thinking of, at a bar. We smoked together, I left, texted him 3 days later to come over. Might have been more like 30 minutes total.
>>34844906I thought guys were pretty chill and supportive. But they will forsake anything and anyone for a chance of pussy.
>>34844893How'd you approach her?
>>34844816F3 hours probably
>>34844927Eh, some women do the same for dick. There are shitty men and women.
>>34844897Usually talking about it does help, even though you feel cringe about it. Probably _because_ you feel cringe about it. We live and learn and dust ourselves off and move on with our lives. I wish you better luck in the future.
>>34844925That was incels larping. And all incels are volcels. It’s confusing, I know
>>34844925You guys say I'm a femcel because I can get them but can't keep the ones I want. A consensus needs to be reached on what qualifies someone as a femcel.
>>34844816F. The fastest physical relationship I've ever been in was back in clinic where I let a security guy I went on one date with feel me up in a maintenance hallway. It didn't go beyond that physically, though.
>>34844926Good to know the meme of "if she doesn't text within 24 hours she's not interested" isn't true
>>34844925>Wow, femanons are all fucking whores, what happened with the femcels?That's what happens when you give the skanks your attention, the nice girls leave.Now the femcels are vid relatedhttps://youtu.be/duURSCktuJY?is=E6IUCxWx-n7_Nbob
>>34844925The self-identified femcel I met here isn’t a virgin and has a boyfriend who I presume she has sex with lol
>>34844925You guys haven't even seen a fraction of my whore-ness.
We have to go back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhYYd5adVY4
>>34844928She gave me choosing signals and danced and kissed and fucked a lot.>choosing signals>walk over>introduce myself>dance>conversation>make out>car>parking lot
>>34844945I'm waiting.
>>34844938If it's been 2 weeks you have cause to be worried she forgot about you but yeah if it's only a few days she might just be busy or playing it cool.
>>34844935A femcel is a girl who wants to get a guy but can't. Women who can fuck lots of men but can't win a relationship aren't femcels, those are called skanks. And in true skank behaviour they covet identities to mask the smell of jizz, femcel is a label for socially deficient females like femautists who are virgin and have never had any guy hit on them or even ask them out
>>34844931Ratio makes it insignificant.
>>34844951If you guys didn't play internet detectives and obsess over identities of posters, I'd be more inclined to do that sort of shit.
>they're fuckinglmaooooooooo
>>34844929>>34844917>>34844887Where did you meet them?
>>34844957Who? What?
>>34844956M'kay slut. Describe your ideal cock.
Either GenderWhat’s one trait someone can show you that instantly makes you think, they're the one for you.
>>34844956Shame, I wanted to see an improper fraction of your sluttiness.
slutty women are gross
>>34844960don't worry about it, champ.
>>34844953Maybe she's waiting until ovulation lol
>>34844963MaleWhen she displays aggression like shouting at the TV to call a character a dumb fucking nigger soon as I saw that in my GF I knew she was getting the diamond ring
>>34844954Is this a universally accepted definition or your personal definition? I'm getting a lot of mixed messages from you guys and I'm starting to think it doesn't actually mean anything at all. Incels made up a word to be the female counterpart but didn't think it all the way through before putting it into circulation.>>34844963I don't think it works like that. Traits can excite me about getting to know more about him and make me hopeful but "instantly thinking they're the one for you" is just mental illness.
>>34844963>one trait that makes them the one for youDo you not see how dumb this is?
>>34844937>security guyLess classist than I expected from you, JH.
>>34844935Its generally assumed any woman can walk into trucker stop or a bar and get a train ran on them.So the femcel definition which Inget mostly from sel identifying femcels, is women who want a real loving relationship and can't get one and will not have sex outside of one.
I’m sick.
>>34844962Attached to a man I love who also loves me. Did I pass the slut test?
>>34844963MI don’t trust my own judgement well enough to do that anymore.
>>34844978From?
>>34844963MTutoring
>>34844981Nausea from being surrounded by dirty whores
>>34844971It doesn't need to be universally accepted for it to be truth. Truth isn't dependent on what outsiders think, that's slut mindset thinking something is only true if other people appraise it.Incel = Involuntary Celibate = Wants to fuck and lose virginity but cannot due to imposed restrictions such as ugliness or mental deficiencies Femcel = the exact same but with a vaginaIt's not that hard to understand and I have no idea why a troupe of BPD coded skanks decided this label perfectly described themselves despite the fact they have seen more cock in person than a truck stop urinal
>>34844964You just made me flashback to teaching 4th grade math.>>34844975Fuck you, why would I discriminate based on jobs and income when I've been lower-middle class my whole life until now?
>>34844925This isn't even my final form.
>>34844981I don’t know. My lymph nodes are swollen and I feel shitty
>>34844932What I really hate is that I still want to see this person again someday. I don’t think she ever wants to see me again.
State GenderWould you marry a partner that wants to be a homesteader?
>>34844992MAlready did
>>34844976>and will not have sex outside of one This is the kind of distinction that I'm looking for. Appreciate it.>>34844985And I've heard it argued that it's not exactly the same because it's so much easier for women to get sex. I identify with girlfailure not femcel but I get called a femcel on here often enough that it at least makes me curious what you all actually mean by that when you say it.
>>34844985I don’t get it either but then again, I also don’t get why the POV: meme is never actually from the described point of view so I guess I kinda have a stick up my ass
>>34844992F. I think I'd be compatible with that sort of life, but I need my future kid to have access to medical and educational help that I can't do alone.
>>34844988Well I'm about to be home so I can pop by the store and get you something to drink. You want a smoothie?I can also pick up dinner at that Chinese place down the street.
>>34844986Because both your Doms are rich?
>>34844992FIs he being realistic about it and has plans or does he just think it would be nice but hasn't considered the reality? I can sew, I know how to can things, and hate people. I'd give it a shot if he had an actual plan and knew the scope of what he was getting himself into.
>>34844999Both my partners*And I wouldn't say they're RICH, but having three incomes pooling into one dream has felt extremely fortunate.
Women, what's something sexual about you that would piss off incels the most?
>>34844997What if your children were home schooled?The internet can have virtual schools for them.Also I feel like with clean living you won't have as many complications from modern issues. So we wouldnt need the doctors as much
>>34844988Are you shitty?
>>34844992MSeems expensive richfag shit.
>>34844994It is easier to get sex for a woman that is correct. The femcel could lose her femcel status quicker than the incel could lose his. However the femcel is female and the heuristic for sex is different because the femcel waits for Prince Charming Mr Perfect White Knight and settles for absolutely nothing less so she doesn't spread her legs until such a man is found. Exactly like Incels only with incels it's not sex they withhold but marriage, the incel waits for Disney Virgin Princess Mrs Perfect before considering marrying a woman (he will fuck one though).That's why there is a confusion because the femcel and incel are both the same mentality but the way it is carried out differs due to psychological difference between sexes. In that gap of difference, sluts invaded and called themselves femcel. Sometimes failed normie guys who got laid plenty times call themselves 'incel' for God knows what reason
>>34845004I was writing about being a volcel once and some anons got pretty mad at me
>>34844991I have faith in that you will get over her eventually. In the mean time it will feel like shit. That's alright.
>>34844997NtaSurely there's somewhere you can homestead that the school bus will still go to.>>34845005virtual school is ass
>>34845001What would you consider adequate planning?If I has plans for a house and barn. I have experience raising chickens and gardens.I know the land plot and roughly how much I want.I'm not saying I'd stop remote work immediately but as we took on more work on the farm I'd scale back my day job
>>34845011lol. Share the highlights
>>34845005I'm confident I could singlehandedly homeschool to the highest standard from K-12. But I'm not confident I know everything there is to know when teaching all subjects at a highschool level.>So we wouldnt need the doctors as muchBut if there was a serious and unfortunate accident or infection, a hospital would be mandatory. I'd never forgive myself if my child died to something entirely treatable yet impossible to entirely prevent.
I miss the pre-incel internet where you could just be deviant with random foids for hours and play e-games.
>>34844966>slutty women are grossMore for me
>>34845017Me too man.
>>34845004I don't swallow.
>>34845009It can be cheap you just have to know areas that are cheaper and plan accordingly. Living within your means. So it can be done on a budget
>>34845017me too, incels are just fucking annoying
>>34844992MI kind of want that too, but I don't think I would successfully be able to. It takes skill and hard work.
>>34845017There were no girls on the internet back then.
>>34845014>but as we took on more work on the farm I'd scale back my day jobHow would you generate income if you're cutting back on your day job? How homestead-y are we talking here are you planning on connecting to the town electricity and sewer?
>>34845013School bus organization is already hellish. Especially nowadays, it'd be impossible to be both offgrid and within a public school's purview.
>>34845012I hate feeling like shit >:|I wonder if the same exact thing that happened with the last four women is gonna happen again, where once I’ve met someone else she’s just going to inexplicably reappear in my life again. How the hell do they do that?
>>34845023Seems a good long-run investment, but the initial costs, I'd have to do more research.
Do sadistic women even exist?
>>34844992I would like it to be honest I dont think I can make the required income, even if we covered that I wouldn't be sure if she really wants to approach it seriously like a job or a calling or she just doesn't want to work.
>>34845015It was just the usual "if a woman is a virgin it must be because she is unfuckable"
>>34845016>child died to something entirely treatable yet impossible to entirely prevent.I'm not saying let's live as the Amish did. But how far is too far? Is an hour away from a large hospital to long?>teaching all subjects at a highschool levelI know retired teachers in the area, that would help. In exchange for company and probably lunch. If that would make you feel better about it.
>>34845017>>348450244chan was created by incels, newfags. The website's purpose in 2004 was for weeaboo nerd guys with zero bitches to have a space to discuss anime without moderation and anonymously because they hated circle jerks. This is why namefags are historically hated, they go against the entire point of the website for clout. The website always appealed to societal losers, deadbeats, outcasts and loners since day 1.But the website became infamous over the years due to incidents such as bomb threats or terrorizing organizations for lols or planning online raids of services or platforms. The news and media picked it up and 4chan became "that weird dark website" where teenage normies heard about it in school and they flocked here and now we are sharing a space with normies and attention whores
>>34845032It doesn't even sound like he wants to be off grid. I asked him about plans and he didn't even mention it. Being able to get rid of your shit and having electricity are pretty important points.
>>34845017Same. Incels are a pestilence.
>>34845042lmao shut up incel
>>34845042Thank you for sharing, guy who got here after chanology.
>>34845042I've been here longer than you
>>34845029>town electricity and sewer?Electricity yes Until I get solar set up and a gas generator along with wall battery unitSewer NoSeptic tank >generate income if you're cutting back on your day job? Stock market money, I could also borrow from my 401k. I want to get into writing a book. I use to do it as a kid but I want to take a chance on also doing that
>>34845042Obligatory "you must be 18 to post here"
>>34845022>I don't swallow.Even as a non incel that makes me sad
>>34845037So maybe more of a garden with a large back yard. Maybe if you could get chickens or goats. Biggest issue is if you need permits for the animals. Also bringing in fresh produce might make her reconsider
>>34845033>I hate feeling like shit >:|Yeah. But it builds character. As long as you don't wallow in it.>she’s just going to inexplicably reappear in my life againThat would surprise me, given your story so far. But is he does you get the satisfaction of snubbing her the way she snubbed you.
>>34845020How have the threesomes been?
>>34845046No problem summerfag >>34845047Doubt it I've been here since the halcyon days
How low does one's IQ have to be for them to have 15 dollars just disappear from their pocket?
>>34845050>Until I get solar So you're limited to areas that already have access to town electricity. What about water? You trying to drill a well or what's the plan? You're not giving me a whole lot of confidence that this is going to work out well.
>>34845058>halcyon daysunc is that you?
>>34845039>Is an hour away from a large hospital to long?Yes. Idk the ideal maximum distance, though.I'm also a retired teacher. If they had a lot of experience at the highschool level, that could help somewhat.>>34845043The specifics do need to be fleshed out more to understand the hypothetical better.
State gender What was the most lewd thing you've ever done?
>>34845053I genuinely tried everything people ITT suggested. He ate a very good diet leading up to it, he was very well hydrated, I went into it with a positive mindset, I avoided breathing through my nose when I could, and I had him try to cum as deep in my mouth as possible. I threw up so hard and for so long that the muscles in my chest hurt the next day. I just CAN'T swallow.
>>34845036For what
>>34845067MGot road head on a busy street.
>>34845036All women are sadistic
>>34845067F. Regularly flashed a guy who kept trespassing on a trail behind my house until he stopped coming.
>>34845061All it takes is for them to exist in a major euro city.
>>34845067Shaking hands
>>34845067MAte female ass
>>34845055>But is he does you get the satisfaction of snubbing her the way she snubbed you.It would be cathartic. I am sad that I lost a friend, though. I did also just value her friendship and am sad this is how it had to turn out. Blah blah blah, thanks for reading.
>>34845067MASMR
>>34845068Nta.That's a bummer but I get it I can't keep tomato juice down.
>>34845062>town electricityIt is quite common through out most of the country even in the rural areas of the lower 48.>What about water?Well, along with rain water collection.There is quite a few areas that have lakes as well.I would have a revers osmosis filtration system for the rain and well. While lake water could be pumped for the garden and animals.>confidence that this is going to work out well.Well I have more detailed plans but they are a bit too specific to be sharing on a basket weaving forum
>>34845071I've only ever hurt a man emotionally
>>34845058It was still net not org when I started lurking
>>34845077>I am sad that I lost a friend, though. I did also just value her friendship and am sad this is how it had to turn out.That's a valid feeling.
>>34845068It's because you're not supposed to swallow it dumbass semen is meant for the vagina not the mouth. Jizz is literally a cocktail brewed up from testicles, prostate and contains urine. You're literally tasting the inside of balls and the glands inside his asshole mixed with piss. What did you expect?
>>34845081Why?
>>34845068Never mind, you're a trooper
>>34845072That doesn't sound like a disincentive?
>>34845083It’s far and away the most painful thing about this to me. I’m over the romantic feelings.
>>34845088*headpats*
>>34845078how is that lewd?
>>34845080Are you legally allowed to just take the lake water like that? I think that would get you in trouble in my state. There's a reason nobody tries to homestead up here lol. Collecting rainwater was illegal here when I was a kid.
>>34845085He rejected me and got a different gf, so I started giving him the cold shoulder. I admit that seeing him hurt felt pretty satisfying
>>34845086Thanks. I got a lot of positive affirmation after all that, so it wasn't a total wash.
>>34845092...do you want the script?
>>34845095That’s pretty benign stuff. I was expecting something much more cruel and unusual
>>34845087Well he stopped coming eventually.
Femanons, would you date a porn star?
>>34845097actually nvm
>>34845091Any sort of physical contact would hit like crack right now. I need a hug.
Femanon, why dont you like men?
>>34845067Sucked off 4 guys, one after another
>>34845097oh so it's not actually asmr it was just you talking into a microphone
Men, can I pull a scarf out of your ass?
>>34845071I guess maybe true. That's why they avoid dating super submissive men like me because we would gain pleasure from their sadism, whereas normal men would be actually very hurt by it.
>>34845102An active porn star? No.
>>34845098I think I could hurt him even more because he still seems to have some emotional attachment to me but I'm not sure I can go down the path of evil without hurting myself too
>>34845106i like their attention i just don't like the moid it's attached to - Foids if they were honest
>>34845106In general? They are unpredictable and mean
>>34845108>talkinglol. lmao.
>>34845106I don't dislike them on principle it's a risk assessment it's not personal. I have been disappointed and hurt enough times that the positives are not worth the inevitable negatives of developing relationships.
I think moids like attention too, they just can't get any. Sour grapes and whatnot
>>34845065>specifics do need to be fleshed out more to understand the hypothetical better.My apologies, what do you think I need to add?>>34845093>Are you legally allowed to just take the lake water like that?Certain amount depending on rain volume.I'm pretty sure it is legal in all states but it does have restrictions. Though in my current state I actually get rebates for using reclaimed water.>homestead up here lolYeah I'm thinking in the SE portion of the country.
>>34845120That’s where I’m at with women right now. :/ I don’t enjoy thinking this way and am ready for it to pass.
>>34845121I get lots of attention but none of it is from a cute girl like you.
>>34845121dumb bait
>>34845113Being evil is generally not a good thing to do, yeah
>>34845121Not all of us do though admittedly that's not majority, I never liked attention neither positive or negative I don't dislike it either I just never cared
>>34845088>I’m over the romantic feelings>>34844991>What I really hate is that I still want to see this person againHaven't you been whining about this for months, "oh I'm so over her" and you can't stop talking about her, no wonder she didn't like your bitchass. Shut the fuck up now and forever please, this is teenager behaviour, grow the fuck up.
>>34845110And you wonder why people don't respond to you when you ask questions like this.
>>34845129I was done talking about it.
the real reason why I hate incels and femcels both is because they outright refuse to mate with each other and outbreed the fucking normies absolutely retarded shit
>>34844246>Girlfriend has autism >So do I>Extremely insecure>Body image issues>Extreme inferiority complex >"I know I'm fat and ugly" >"If I looked prettier you would respond to me faster" (she spurgs out at me if I don't respond to her after like 5 or 10 minutes, claims I'm "ignoring her" no matter what I'm preoccupied with) >I always respond to her. >Talk to her for hours every day >Not good enough she still feels like shit and constantly complains about feeling sad or feeling depressed or feeling tired >Will not work out or even walk outside >Currently jobless and doesn't really try to find a job while still living with her mom What can I do to help her out? She gets into these hyper depressive episodes that get triggered by something as simple as me being away from my phone for 10 minutes. The only time she TRIES to be patient is on days she knows I'm working. Otherwise if she text me or she calls me and I happen to miss the call I get passive-aggressive texts claiming I'm ignoring her. I know this is just extreme insecurity and I know I can't just force her to feel happy. I felt insecure myself back when I hated myself for being alone and autistic to the point where I ruined multiple (online) friendships and piss people off with my constant complaining. I got better by simlly feeling comfortable with myself being alone and doing hobbies I love that can be enjoyed whether I'm alone or not. She has nerdy computer related hobbies like I do but she has episodes of extreme sadness and she ends up taking that sadness and frustration out on me. She's otp with my right now and one of the first things she said unprompted was "I don't like doing anything" in a sad pouty voice while laying in her room doing nothing. I love her to death and want to marry her but like.....what do I do? Maybe it's because I'm a dumb autist that has little relationship experience but I feel like I should be able to just make her happy as a boyfriend. What do I do?
>>34845131He says for the nth time. Shut the fuck up
>>34845102Can it be Dani Daniels? Didn't you ask this yesterday?
>>34845135Okay, I’ll stop replying to you when you stop replying to me. :)
>>34845130No. I like shitposting. When you whine about it, it feels so much better that I harassed you into reading my question that you won't answer it.
>>34845134This is why I don't date autistic chicks
>>34845133The only femcels that breed incels are cluster B. The only incels that breed non-cluster B femcels, are cluster B.
>>34845107How? Glory hole or something?
>>34845134Sounds like some BPD who lied to you that she has autism that's what those cunts do they mirror and mimic you. If you had told her you had Schizoid disorder she'd have claimed the same.
>>34845141Cluster Bs aren't femcels fuck off. The town sluts don't get to call themselves femcel just because no one is dumb enough to marry the local flesh light
>>34845004>Women, what's something sexual about you that would piss off incels the most?British Broadcasting Corporation
Love it when foids stare at me on the train
I unironically think I may be a schizoid
>>34845148Ahem, they prefer to be called girlfailures these days. Doesn't matter they already left this place to grift on twitch and onlyfans.
>>34845143No, we were in high school and I was a dumb teenager in my all boys are awesome phase and one guy took me and 3 guys on a road trip and we stopped by a lake in a forest and I sucked them off
>>34845155No they're still here it's the ones who can't shut up about taking cock and many of them frequently post tits. They are addicted to incel simp attention like catnip
>>34845102>Femanons, would you date a porn star?Female? YesMale? No>>34845106>Femanon, why dont you like men?They're not women.>>34845112>An active porn star? No.So you want a fat one?>>34845136>Can it be Dani Daniels?Second best Jewish porn star after Abella Danger.
>>34845156I knew a girl like this but she got raped
>>34845156What fuck lmao
>>34845164Did you read it retard? No fuck!
>>34845134You can't fix this for her all the work that needs to be done is internal.
>>34845136I didn't
>>34845153Why?
>>34845156>shit my wife tells me when drunkheh. :(
>>34845169Does she?>>34845164Yeah I was a retard
How long does it take to heal from losing a long standing connection that changes trajectory in life, i knew them for 9 years, promised togetherness for 6 and it has been a year and a half since departed, i feel stuck and abandoned ever since stopped interacting to protect myself while i am assumed to be happy without.
I like thinking about her
>>34845156Did you swallow?
>>34845172It can take years. Don’t make the mistake of waiting to be “fully healed” before you get back out there.
>>34845170Yeah she's a certain type of drunk, let's say. I don't mind because she's very enthusiastic towards me specifically.
>>34845174Me too.
>>34845177Cuck
>>34845168Being a turbo loner mostly. I do get lonely, but at the same time I don't really feel the need for companionship
Proverbs 21:19Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.
>>34845156Disgusting whore
>>34845175I think I did. I'm not sure, it was long time ago but I think I did
>>34844958Tattoo place, we talked while she worked on my fingers. I told her about a giant outdoor screen they put up for some fotball thing and how I never watched a match. She suggested we go check it out after. The hotel I stayed at was right next it.
>>34845183don't they all live in the desert in the bible?
>>34845172Had a similar time with an exgf 8 yrs. Took me a 2 years to try again, and then an extra year to stop caring so three years total.
>>34845181Nah. We fuck every morning and evening, and a lot on the weekend. She's just a drunk duck.
Should I become a sexhaver again? Is it worth it?
>>34845172A long time anonA long time...I'm in the same boat and I'm wondering how long this hurt can last. It feels like a life time but I know it has to end. I just wish I could talk to them again. I wish i had a better answer if you find one let me know.
uwaa I spilled my seed >_<
>>34845187Why do you think they're there?
>>34845183Proberbs 12:4A worthy wife is a crown for her husband, but a disgraceful woman is like cancer in his bones.In other words never marry a slut.
My witty and meta thread got pruned on another board. Fucking nazis.
>>34845191Depends, are you prepared to be hurt again?
>>34845184At least she thought all guys were cool. Most hate us.
>>34845194I keep telling you fucks. Unless it was to the thought of me, I don't want to hear that you guys jerked off.
>>34845197Guilty hall monitors HATE funny meta threads. Getting one deleted means you won the moral victory
>>34845189And who's she fucking at work lmao
>>34845204lol, nymphos don't work.
>>34845198For sure.My hang-up is that I’m a Christian. I worry I’ll just be another phony giving the religion a bad look. But then again, I also worry that I’m being overly scrupulous. I do love to worry.
Ecclesiastes 7:28Though I have searched repeatedly, I have not found what I was looking for. Only one out of a thousand men is virtuous, but not one woman!
>>34845205I'll have you know we often have part-time jobs.
>>34845201JH?
>>34845206>hang-up is that I’m a ChristianAre you a Born-Again waiting until marriage Christian?>overly scrupulous. I do love to worryIt is a good thing when it comes to deciding whom to have sex with. Have you ever seriously had a dating bible study?
>>34845209nta but i fucking knew it
>>34845211Obviously.
>>34845206Reminder that American-style protestant puritanism isn't Christianity. Sex isn't inherently sinful, sex and enjoying a woman's body is by design.>"Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love."Proverbs 5:19
How do you become Latinapilled?
>>34845144And how do you know she lied? What would some normie chick have to gain from doing this? Normies don't like autistic guys for the most part so your assumption doesn't make sense
>>34845201I can't jerk off to you if you don't tell me who you are
>>34845209Lol I met my wife at Denny's, she worked there part time.
>>34845213Have to pay the bills somehow.
>>34845216I never had to become pilled. I was born that way.
>>34845215>Song of Solomon 4:5>Your breasts are like two fawns,>twin fawns of a gazelle grazing among the lilies.There is an entire book dedicate to love in a God approved way.
>>34845220Gotta buy those extra towels and bedsheets
I'm regular pilled (drug addict)
>>34845212>Are you a Born-Again waiting until marriage Christian?lol, pretty much. Raised agnostic, then Methodist, was an atheist, then agnostic, eventually chose Catholicism.>Have you ever seriously had a dating bible study?No, I’ve been too chicken to actually go to church since converting because I don’t want to bump into people I knew in high school. I plan to attend a church after I move soon.
>>34845219She probably had someone else's cum in her tummy when you met her, probably in her vag too.
This happened months ago but moids, why did some of you get so mad when I said that I'd like a normally stoic and reserved man to open up to me
Femanons, would you feel better if you had some giant thug cock to rearrange your guts?
>>34845216I live in a rural community that's very white and the Cuban girl was basically the only one that developed a round ass
>>34845228I don’t have an answer for that one. I’m the type of guy you describe, ironically.
>>34845217>And how do you know she lied? What would some normie chick have to gain from doing this? Normies don't like autistic guys for the most part so your assumption doesn't make senseI don't know at all, don't take my post as gospel. What I do know is I dated autist girls and what you described doesn't sound like a femautist. Femautists get exhausted from socializing even with their boyfriends and they don't demand constant attention and fiercely value their own independence and want to just find a quiet corner somewhere to read books or some shit and occasionally sperg out about some special interest but in a female type of way. BPD chicks ain't normies at all btw, they're at the bottom of the social food chain. And at the bottom of the social food chain there are prey (autists and asocial) and predators (cluster Bs and antisocials). And the latter always preys on the former
>>34845228Idk, seems normal, but I think they saw it as a trap that when he opens up you get the ick and leave him
>>34845228Idk its a reasonable request
>>34845218That sounds like a you problem.>>34845219See? I wasn't joking.>>34845223I love having a new, huge washer/dryer combo. Makes cleanup so much more convenient when I can wash an entire bed ensemble in one load instead of two.
>>34845228Some of the dudes here will get so mad about literally anything a woman posts. Don't take it personally.
What can we put in the food or water supply to make women hornier?
>>34845227Nah it was probably just a shit ton of toys in her. She's an open book, lol. She told me about all of her fucks, her body count was a lot smaller than I thought.
>>34845231No. If I tried to hook up with some random right now I'd probably start crying before he even put it in. No sex until I'm over my ex and even then maybe not.
>>34845216I've only met a very few Latinas in my life, and so far two of them were my first threesome and one of them was an hourglass bombshell flatmate I immediately got a crush on. That's a good track record.
>>34845231My fiance isn't a thug, but yes I wish he was doing that right now.
>>34845239Testosterone.
The difference between being autistic and socially awkward and bold and outgoing is how handsome you are
Did you/do read every assigned piece of your college textbooks? Or do you just skim or look at lecture notes?
>>34845239Nutella
>>34845245Wrong. The difference is autism vs autism + adhd
I gotta stop being in a place with sexhavers, man
>>34845246Neither. I just cheated my way through it all. They made it way too easy.
>>34845246Depends. Some modules I read it all. Some I didn't turn up to a single class and skimmed two chapters a couple of days before the exam and got ludicrously lucky with. (DO NOT RECOMMEND)
Femanons, do you think Lindsay Clancy did it?
>>34845225>eventually chose CatholicismYeah I have a similar story, eventually I ended up in a Oneness Pentecostalism Church that I call home now. It has been a wild journey.>been too chicken to actually go to churchWell you have to work that out between you and God. If he leads you to repairing bridges in your life. Then I'd recommend listening to him. He has your best interests in mind. Lean on him and he will lead you to the right path. I promise.
>>34845240Why did you marry her? Do you think she cheated on you or was fucking other dudes while you were dating?
>>34845250atoga usually blackpills the non sexhavers and then they become incels and then leave /adv/ for /r9k/.oddly enough /r9k/ blackpills incels and many of them become PSL and then post wins on /b/.weird migration
I'm going to hell
>>34845254Yes
>>34845254Yeah
>>34845239Chemical X
>>34845254Geminis don't murder
>>34845246I'm at university rn and I don't normally read it. I will maybe skim before an exam but thats about it
>>34845262Wouldn't chemical XXX be better for such a goal?
>>34845258>/r9k/Still wild seeing women on that board. They go there and basically pick one of the robots to fuck. It is strange to see.
>>34845259Why do you think so?
>>34845269Those would be the BPD cunts. Think about the easy attention picking up some autist and getting to manipulate with such ease because he doesn't know how women are and will always blame himself for everything + is too afraid to dump anyone due to scarcity mindset
>>34845271True t. Gemini
>>34845268Well depends on the types of foids you want I guess.
>>34845270I just know it and I'm ready to burn
>>34845272Attention farming for women is basically a competitive sport at this point
>>34845235Yeah, seems like a lot of dudes worry about this happening
>>34845277Why?
us geminis would never hurt a fly
>>34845256>WhyI became her favorite person and she became increasingly interested in me without me doing much. We dated for about 3 years, she was consistent the whole time. Married 2 years.>Do you think she cheated on you or was fucking other dudes while you were dating?Nah. She clearly wanted to, but didn't.
>>34845286Sussy
>>34845246I tried to do a lot more than just the required reading
>>34845228>This happened months ago but moids, why did some of you get so mad when I said that I'd like a normally stoic and reserved man to open up to meDo you have the archive link?I'm not sure that I did. But opening up to women in the past has been a bad experience for me. I do like the idea of it.
Women, do you want a desk pet bf who eats you out while you flirt with other guys on discord?
As a pisces I find geminis to be unfairly attractive, they're like some chandelier thing meant to be admired from afar, way above the height.
>>34845294I already have one. But it's mores specific that he eats me out while I shitpost on 4chan, and I'm on my phone instead of at a desk.
Jannies please save us :(
>>34845250Atoga seems like a weird place to be if you hate sex
I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed.
>>34845297>said the piscest. virgo
It’s pretty funny how appealing the idea of dating a woman who uses this site is to me. What is my deal
State gender if you want.Have you ever had to stop doing something because you feel it destroyed you? An addiction or something else?Have you been able to keep your distance from it, if yes for how long?I just watched Craig Ferguson talk about being sober since 1992.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb3Ys93LAoUAnd I think this is what I have to do too.I've been sober for some time before, always had breaks, but there is that one cuba libre or whisky that reels me back in and then I start drinking more again.I don't smoke or do other harder drugs, but alcohol has always been a companion. Alone and with friends.He said if he can say no to the first drink, he can avoid any drink.I was proud when I didn't drink for months and then at some point the thought of rewarding myself for being such a good boy crept in. While I never physically hurt anybody, I did some really stupid shit while drunk, like hurt myself or accidentally break my things.
I'm a Gemini idk what all this love hate shit is about. I'm just chilling.
>>34845309Idk what picrel is but I wouldn't put that shit in my body for a million bucks
>>34845302Talking about threesomes makes me suicidal
>>34845246Yeah, my assignment was fucking your mom cuz I went to the University of Badassery and majored in Sex God Methodology with a minor in Badassery 101. My professor's name was Nunya Dam Bizness.
>>34845297we're mentally unstable though
>>34845308I feel the same way but with the genders reversed.
>>34845316I know...
>>348453084chan women are trash, brother. Not naming names, but notice how all of the actual bio women on here are either divorced or posting nudes while in relationships.
I wish I learned how to be a person, how the world works, popular culture that everyone else knows. I think I fucked up.
>>34845308I fucked a girl from here and was very happy for a time. I still fuck her but she doesn't post here as much.
>>34845263This post is extremely Leo-coded
>>34845314Then leave, bro
>>34845294I want a lights off, under the covers husband who will put a baby inside me
>>34845309You mean self control?Yes anon normal well-adjusted people can stop doing something that is detrimental to their health.I had to with weed.You can't ever let it lie to you again. Everytime it tries to sweet talk you back into a vice you have to beat it down with a good reason.For me it was>her
>>34845319O_o
>>34845321No one learns anything in life, they either have silver spoon nepotism, or they find better ways to cope.
>>34845288What are the sluttiest things she confessed to?
I'm an Aries.I don't care for astrology.But Blue Prince had a country named Arch Aries and I always had to think of it when I played it. Great game.
why is that japan always makes gemini the villain?
>>34845326The only place I can go is the ground
>>34845341It's a pretty shit ai
The Clancys had a nanny but Lindsay fired her and became a sahm instead lmao
>>34845331Hey, relax.
Hey femanon. Your dog is ugly.
>>34845254No. Patrick is a grade A autistic sociopath. The prosecution rested because she realized that she herself is looking rather autistic and everyone can smell it on her. Come on, belittling a greiving mother and wearing bows? Pick a lane you giant adult baby diaper lover.
>>34845348She also doctor shopped for a psychosis diagnosis but none of the dozen doctors would give it to her.
>>34845357*shotgun blasting anon into swiss cheese*
I've been lifting towels with my dick. It's been two days since last time and my ass muscles are still sore.
>>34845335It's a *long* list. A lot of it is dyke stuff and kink stuff.
>>34845356What home living idea?
>>34845369Top 5 that gave the worst nightmares
>>34845356>little home living idea?Sounds like an interesting idea. Do you want a lot of land as well? Cause that is where you are going to be most of the time.>MidwestI'm doing homesteading in Georgia near the Grear Smoky Mountains.>back issuesIf only you still had some pain meds left. Too bad you gave all yours away
>>34845205Well that just isn't true, assuming by nympho you mean hypersexual
>>34845330>You can't ever let it lie to you again. Everytime it tries to sweet talk you back into a vice you have to beat it down with a good reason.Yeah, there is no margin of error or leeway with some things.Some people can control themselves and only drink like twice a year and I clearly can't.
>>34845378>*need* those thighs in my face
>>34845378Didn't shave quite right
>>34845378What?You want some random guy on the internet to talk about fucking you?You're really not well and I'm putting you back on the filter list, BPDemon.
>>34845378Solid argument against marrying a femanon right here desu
>>34845343>The only place I can go is the groundI'm not sure you'll find the peace you're looking for, I've had an NDE, and it was rough.
>>34845379Yeah some people have it with gambling.I think every human has at least one vice they have to controlIt helps us become better humans when we do overcomeJust have to be kind and loving even when we fail at it
>>34845382So it would be like a tiny one room home in an all female comune?
>>34845378Nice duckie collection
>>34845382I want to build a tiny home community and a parking garage community for people living in cars.
>>34845392There seem to largely be two types.The ones who constantly post themselves online, run discord servers, do streams for anons and whatnot. Basically gotten their attention receptors completely fried.And the one who mostly keeps to themselves, those are the good ones and they are the hard ones to find.
>>34845393I had a NDE and I regret trying to save myself
>>34845404What'd you see?
>>34845403I got two bites from a dating post on /soc/ and one of them was really fun but also basically a normie while the other was the kind of woman who definitely felt proud of the fact she posted on 4chan. And she was so boring.
>>34845375worst nightmares>accidentally swallowed a vibrating object>aoa with her dad's belt>pulled over with toy inside>leeches>bondage accident
What am I supposed to have for dinner?I can't decide on anything again. T-T
My darling
>>34845416The same you have for dinner everyday, everything.
>matched with a girl who wanted a fwb and nothing more>she’s 4’11, pretty fat, but has huge G cup tits and a tight pussy>met up with her to fuck in my car since neither of us can host>the sex was great but we’re limited to missionary because there isn’t much space>I’m allegedly the first guy to penetrate her since her first time was with her ex and they were drunk and she couldn’t remember/feel anything, implying he couldn’t get it up>lets me fuck her raw, creampie her, and is incredibly submissive to the point she’ll let me do anything>she apparently feels bad I drive so far and insists I use her body to get my fill/money’s worth so we fuck for hours at a time>regularly sends me nudes of her naked and her huge tits everyday while telling me how much she’s looking forward to getting fucked againSo far we’ve fucked twice. Things would be more enjoyable if we weren’t sweating profusely from the heat half the time.Should I keep continuing things? I’m driving roughly 90 miles back and forth every session and it’s taking a toll on my gas
>>34845416macaroni and cheese
>>34845424Not you never reply to me again
>>34845411>the other was the kind of woman who definitely felt proud of the fact she posted on 4chan.The "I need EVERY joke to be edgy and I constantly talk about suicide" type?I overlooked that for such a long time, but at some point it's just too much.When your entire personality is just memes and misery...
>>34845416>>34845420But for real now, chicken chipotle with jamaica water
>>34845422Could you get a hotel/motel room and meet up halfway from each other?
>>34845416Just fo something simple.Preferably boxed cause it has the instructions on the backMaybe Mac & Cheese
>>34845403>And the one who mostly keeps to themselves, those are the good ones and they are the hard ones to find.I met one here but it didn’t pan out.
>>34845413No gangbangs or sucked off 4 guys in a trip? You implied she was sluttier
>>34845434why not?
>>34845318Any luck so far?
>>34845434I think that's fine though, just like in rl.
Women are evil
>>34845419Elf Van LivingI can see the YouTube channel already
>>34845439Low-effort bait
>>34845419Parking garage for living. Needs a subscription or metering to showers, in house laundromat, plus carwash with vacuums, seal from elements, mailbox room.
>>34845438It ended more messily than most of my irl relationships but I ultimately don’t regret it. She was fun to hang out with while I did.>>34845436She just wasn’t interested.
>>34845440After her husband kicks her out for whoring online
>>34845434Shut the fuck up already
>>34845445Assuming he isn't an avid /B/ poster
>>34845435Yeah she dated like 5 guys at the same time and they all found out and gangbanged her. Moved to a different town for college, did a bunch of hypersexual stuff with other women, etc.
>>34845428>The "I need EVERY joke to be edgy and I constantly talk about suicide" type?She tried to show off about yelling slurs whenever she lost at Mario Kart. I was like...we're 26.I will say it's not like she was miserable. But there was a lot of memes, yes.
>>34845446Why?
>>34845453Are you trolling now?
>>34845437No. I don't really want to do long distance and I live in the middle of nowhere so idk how I would meet guys like that :(
>>34845351O_O
mendo you care about what a girl's pussy/everything down there looks like?like, is there stuff about it that you would consider ugly? how the labia and hymen are shaped, and all?
>>34845459Bummer. I have the same problem and have decided to move. There are probably women in this town I could marry, but I don’t want to raise a family in the middle of nowhere.
I think I blew it with a girl>meet girl on uni shuttle to our apartment complex>start talking about a bunch of common interests>start talking about books, we have some similar interests like Tolkien>I start nerding out about Tolkien with her>conversation somehow goes to anime, it's very back and forth>ask her in the elevator if she has instagram, she says no, says goodbye and nice to meet you>go to my room>start regretting not getting out of the elevator with her and asking her for her number>think about waiting>realize I've passed by her room before on my way to the gym on her floor (she has a unique name and the rooms have name tags because it's part of uni housing)>so I go downstairs and ring her door bell and say I had a regret and wanted to get her number, she gave it to me.>text her, acknowledged that the situation was a little weird and mention remembering on the gym>she says "It was really nice talking to you but I wasn't expecting you to knock on my door tho ^^;">reply back "Well i'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable, there was only a little time in the elevator" >conversation ended thereWomen, did I fuck up? I think I moved too fast. It might be salvageable, but I'm probably gonna avoid texting her until she texts back.
>>34845456Quit shitting up the thread with your bawwing over and over
>>34845351is it bad that I can tell that's Gasai Yuno from Mirai Nikki from the outfit alone?
>>34845455lolIt's like we are all dating a similar stereotype. Was she a NEET too?I would never date another NEET-ish woman from 4chan, unless she really is right inbetween jobs or something similar.
>>34845463Well, chicks get reconstructive labia surgery all the time, so i know they’re thinking about it.
>>34845458No, it's surprisingly common (not her)She's the fourth girl I've heard admit to it.
>>34845463Yeah if it's blown out or too dark
>>34845466I’d like to; I think today really was the last of it. Why’s it upset you so much?
>>34845463Keep it groomed then it's fine
>>34845463Yes, but I would try to not let her know that and make her feel pretty
>>34845464I hope it works out for you! City life does sound quite appealing to me too, maybe I'll also make the move one day.
>>34845473NtaShe looks cocked out.
>>34845465Dude, she already turned you down when she told you that she didn’t have instagram.
>>34845474NTA. Is too dark relative to their skin color, or do brown girls just start off less attractive to you?
>>34845463Nothing really comes to mind when I try to imagine an ugly pussy. Genitals look weird even when they look good.I can go on about the kinds of pussy I think look nicest if you want me to.
>>34845482I'm not into brown girls.
>>34845481Maybe? I guess I know enough women that don't use instagram that it didn't phase me as surprising + I would've asked for her number first if I wasn't on an elevator.
>>34844297I wish I didn't find Tomboys so attractive.
>>34845484You're allowed to have your preferences, but I'll still get angry at them.
>>34845463If it looks like shredded pulled pork It makes me clench my taint in empathy like it looks like some kind of injury or something but if it doesn't hurt or smell I'm all for it team
>>34845476We both know you're lying to yourself with that like you have with everything else you've said. You're annoying and a giant sheltered pussy and the reason women can't stand men these days. If I was a chick you'd gross me out too
>>34845486She said no then left. Does that sound like she was waiting around to give you her number?
>>34845473Well Im glad for you you get sex everyday without putting much effort but I couldn't live with that
>>34845488If it makes you feel any better or worse. I'd fuck some of them but I'd never seriously date one
>>34845490I think you’re overreacting a little bit.
>>34845480goonettes always have this dopey vibe to them, like they genuinely enjoy what they do.
>>34845471Nah, she had a job: writing lesbian porn. Her big secret was she'd never had gay sex before.
so my relatively new girlfriend fucked up, and I feel a bit conflicted about the whole thing. Few days ago she drunk texted me admittinf she drunkenly made out with another girl, and I basically broke up with her on the spot. She begged and pleaded, gave me the good ol' 'it's not that deep' spiel, but I didn't budge and booted her out if my life.She knew I had a zero tolerance policy for drunks and cheating due to my ex being both, but did it anyways. Few days layer without sexo I'm kind of regretting it, but I've already been through this shit and think I should really cut out people like that in my life.Weirdly enough I didn't have an emotional reaction at all, just an exacerbated sight and slight disappointment, whereas with my ex I was beyond broken for years after the fact.Did I overreact, or?
>>34845498Maybe just a general nutcase, regardless of being on 4chan or not. lol
>>34845492I think the situation is different when you're on an elevator with other people waiting to go to different floors
>>34845496Nah that's you. Been sulking and playing at this shit for months over ONE hoe you didn't have a chance with and now that I tell you to stfu I'm overreacting? Get a grip
I like it when women have brown nipples
>>34845490Who is he?
>>34845495Then flip a coin bc half of all back women have an std.
>>34845483There are distinct 'kinds'??>>34845478What kind of things do you not like?
>>34845500MI think you did the right thing. You made it clear to her what you found acceptable, and she did the opposite of it.I wouldn’t feel good about it either in your shoes but I can confidently say from the outside looking in that you did the right thing.
>>34845502Yeah it’s even worse. She was trapped and still didn’t give you shit.
Nvm the suicidal thoughts came back and I'm not sleep deprived
>>34845504I’ve been trying to.
>>34845509anything that is not a tiny pussy with tiny thin lips
>>34845500>Did I overreact, or?I don't think so if it's something that has such a big emotional impact on you."Made out" can mean a lot. If it was just a french kiss in a bar, that wouldn't be as bad, but if it was more...
>>34845433>>34845425Fine, I'll make mac n cheese. But I'm making it the unhealthy way with heavy whipping cream so the sauce pack is better. Screw the directions saying milk and butter.
>>34845500MYou didn't overreact if you dont enforce standard people keep breaking them.
>>34845412Very good relationship. >>34845505>I like it when women have brown nipplesHola
>>34845494Why not? Is it her history?
>>34845509>There are distinct 'kinds'??I mean I don’t keep a field guide on hand but yeah. Different sizes and shapes of labia and clits, different bushes, mons plumpness etc.
>>34845517>heavy whipping creamAt that point at bread crumbs and bake it.Might as well if you want something different
>>34845505Agreed. Very eye-catching.
State GenderWho should I romance in my next Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough?No Wyll tho
>>34845500My thinking is i don’t know why you’d care if you didn’t even care about leaving her.
>>34845516cheating is cheating. Touching another person while taken is grounds for an immediate breakup. Women can screech all they want about it just being for funsies or whatever, but you aren't 15 anymore, that shit isn't a teehee spin the bottle type deal.She consciously overstepped his clear set boundaries and thought she could walk all over him. FAFO.
>>34845522Yep, I guess youre kinda wired differently if youre so nonchalant about it
>>34845521What was the best part of their relationship
>>34845506Some guy who keeps going on about how he met a chick and she didn't like him, and now he acts like it's the end of the world and he'll never love again or trust a woman etc etc >>34845514>tryingYeah I can see all your "trying", how about you stop "trying" and stop ruminating, quit talking about it, she didn't like you tough shit now move on, grow up, you talk like this is the only bitch you've ever met
>>34845412This kinda relationship is my dream
>>34845507Missed the part where I said "brown"
>>34845525I'm not baking sauce packet mac. Baking mac is made with a thicker sauce and noodle to withstand that heat.
>>34845532That was the plan after today, genuinely. I guess you picked the right day to do this.
>>34845529You don't need to be so worked up.If whatever she did was cheating for you, thent that's that and that's fine.
>>34845527Oh. I forgot. You can romance npcs. But I haven't met a blonde human woman in the storyline yet...
>>34845527MNever played it, but the devil wheyfu is hot
>>34845527>HalsinGive in to the treesPlant manipulation sounds like a fun time.So does being a bear
>>34845537nta it was cheating for anybody with an English dictionary, get real
>>34845533Being ugly and uncanny looking?
>>34845527Personally, they're all kinda shit
>>34845527Shadowheart or Karlach
>>34845535If you are adding the heavy whipping cream the sauce becomes thick enough. The breadcrumbs reinforce the noodles to withstand the bake.Add some grated cheese like Colby if you are that worried
>>34845528because I spent 6 years with an alkie narcissist and don't have much to give to people emotionally, for my own safety.You don't understand until you're trapped in an abusive toxic cycle with a mentally ill cheater whose specialty is lying.That shit breaks something in you dawg, and I promised myself I would never feel that way again. It took me literal YEARS to shovel myself out of that hole.
>>34845542Sure.
>>34845530Well, it's anonymous, you can say almost anything here. Pretty much no one knows she's like this, no tattoos or anything either. Just a run of the mill skinny broad with a sense of humor.
>>34845536Fuck off with your platitudes dude. Just shut up never talk or think about it again. "Damn, she was a bitch, oh well" is where it should end in your mind
>>34845463I'd care if it's green or something, but otherwise no.
>>34845551How about blue DABA DEE DA BA DAI
>>34845550You’re a very strange guy, anon.
>>34845533Being with a tall nerdy white guy?
>>34845553If your faggot father was around or really any male figure they'd tell you the same thing. Get the fuck over yourself, this is ridiculous
>>34845547I see you've met my ex wife. You trupy do come out different after escaping narcissistic abuse. They make comic book villains look reasonable and emotionally stable.
>>34845556I can’t shake the feeling that you’re projecting some stuff onto me. I think you’re right that I need to get over it already but your weird macho posturing is pathetically gay.
>>34845547I get all that. I just mean that if now when you’re with a chick you’re emotionally detached, i don’t know why you’d care so much that she drunkenly made out with another chick. You could have easily used it to play in your favor, especially sense she seemed to feel so guilty about it. Chicks who are always a little afraid that you’ll leave them tend to act the best.
>>34845546The sauce packet does not thicken it enough. I'm not spending more cheese than I need. All I have is fontina and parm. If I wanted thick mac I would have went to chickfila up the street.
>>34845515shit>>34845524oh okay, i know there's variation i just thought you meant like specific types or something i didn't know about.
>>34845543I meant their relationship dynamic>>34845555No me with a strong Nordic baddie
>>34845551>>34845552I need to meet a woman who would paint herself green or blue for me. I don't know why I'm like this or why I want this.
>>34845531>What was the best part of their relationshipThat she trusted him and they communicated healthily. She treated him with respect, even when he was on demon time.>>34845540>devil wheyfu>>34845545>Shadowheart or KarlachBased
>>34845562>Doesn't have a man that can get her Chick-fil-A Unfortunate
I know so much useless information now
>>34845569>Shadowheart Light PathShe's always been best girl
>>34845570I can make Stacey (black male) go get it for 3.50 but I'm not feeling like chickfila.
>I don't get pussy... (except when I dooooo~)>I don't get pussy... (except when I dooooo~)>I don't get pussy... (except when I dooooo~)this place is tight, i get there's multiple different people but pendulum is crazy
>>34845505I like when men share their preferences and I happen to fit them.
>>34845527Anyone but Lae'zel. I chose her out of curiosity for why she was the least popular. It's for good reasons.
>>34845559Because you're annoying and I've had enough of seeing your shit and faggots like you. I don't have problems with bitches like this because I move on and don't whine, but unless you're completely autistic it's impossible not to feel some Schadenfreude watching a man in how 30s act like an inexperienced teenage boy who got his heart broken for the first time. And I'm telling you now, shut up and quit continuing to humiliate yourself
>>34845561meh I don't play games anymore.Prostitution is legal here and pussy costs €150, no point in trying to sweep up spilled milk.Being 30 do be like that
>>34845495That's even worse. Now I'm mad.
>>34845576Not even their mac and cheese?Are you even a real foid
>>34845577Why are dogs retarded
>>34845571me too, I've been studying for a math test and I know for a fact I won't need like 90% of this shit
>>34845586Jester-maxxing to get that sweet, sweet whitegirl pussy
>>34845586Chad instinct, learned from their owners (male)
>>34845586Because they're dogs.
>>34845578feels nice doesn't it? I feel the same when I fit a woman's preference
>>34845580And I’ll tell you again, I will shut up about it. Are you done sperging out at me now Mr. Hella Bitches?
>>34845588Only math I fw was addition now I'm stacking bands
>>34845577Genuinely chortled at this stupid chihuahua
>>34845578Pale, skinny, dark hair.
Foids would you date a moid who pirates almost everything?
>>348456001/3. I guess I can't complain.
>>34845574>She's always been best girlBecause Karlach is all woman. But yeah, romancing Shart as a Cleric/Paladin of Selûne is peak writing.>>34845579>Anyone but Lae'zelWe do not disrespect our militaristic frog in this house. I actually really like her romance and her as a character.
>>34845597Racks on racks on racks motherfucker crib look like IKEA
>>34845597like, math is surprisingly fun at times but I know I won't need most of this shit
>>34845602Kek, fat and black
>>34845601No. I'm afraid of pirating and wouldn't want it going on in my household.
>>34845489I was looking up what you said, but i don't get what you mean by this? how a body part can be shredded, if it's all attached?>>34845477>>34845551that's good to hear that it's not a big deal, then.
>>34845595And I'll see you 20 more times in the next week mr hella bitch
>>34845603>PaladinMy first run of BG3Made me fall in love with the gameIt is def my #1 of all time
>>34845608Incredibly German response
>>34845602You kinda invited the comparison. lol
>>34845606I'm a NORMAL weight and black. I'm just not skinny.
>>34845608This is hilarious to read as someone who grew up in a pirate household
>>34845601Yes, that would be preferred
>>34845601sure idc. i pirate books and other stuff too
>>34845603She's so insanely cute. I direly need a hate/love relationship.
I thought karlach was cute but I wasn't into the whole amazoness thing. And I thought shart was hot but she was way too fucking gloomy. A man can't win.
>>34845614Normal weight for black chicks IS fat.
>>34845610Ice burn. You really did hear the last of it today though, honest.
it's over.
>>34845603>We do not disrespect our militaristic frog in this house. I actually really like her romance and her as a character.It's not bad, but for the first 2 acts it feels like more of a kink-fest than a romance. Only at the end does she start turning into more of a sweetheart.
>>34845609Don't worry about it.
>>34845621>too fucking gloomyYou helping her fix the emotional trauma was the allure for many people I think
>>34845622You have one chance to be nice before I get upset.
>>34845627Didn't seem all that fixed to me
>>34845624Finally. Fuck.
>>34845628Wanna make milk chocolate? ;)
>>34845631That's JH.
>>34845585Yes. I'm real. If I want chemical cheese sauce I'm having it. Besides I should use these boxes up.
>>34845527Skip the romance because they're dumb additions
>>34845631Chocolate syrup or powdered mix?
>>34845601Yeah
>>34845634Alright but at least add some meat.You need protein
>>34845632You don't sound happy about it.
>>34845603>>34845621>making them all swap underwear
>>34845641Nigga she is the meat. She starts growing smegma between her folds you call that shit a ham and cheese
>>34845643You're taken twice over
>>34845643Just warning you it's all frustrating ERP with her.
>>34845616I got a letter after downloading the Sims and it scared me off from downloading things for free forever.
>>34845641I'll eat a protein bar for dessert.
>>34845648>>34845649Is making a stupid racist joke ERP now?
>>34845505I like it when women have large brown areolas
Anons that exercise: does it actually cure your depression?
>>34845651You'll eat my protein bar for dessert
>>34845650We got a phone call from our ISP following up on a complaint from Universal once, but we feigned ignorance and nothing came of it lol.
>>34845656No it just makes it easier to punch back
If your long term partner who was to be your one and only ended things quickly moved on to their next pursuit within a year while you are stuck still struggling and processing how to proceed in daily life with the change in plans - were you the problem?
Nobody really seems to care about my days or my life, they all miss me or at least say they do, but they don’t ask about my life or my day even… is it normal? I feel like i always ask people and they will tell me, but they never ask me back, even people who are supposed to love and care about me
>>34845654How is acknowledging that the average black woman is fat racist?
>>34845664Kill myself
>>34845656No but it makes your crashouts feel more justified if you're strong as fuark
>>34845664They're gone I'm not gonna let them control me like that anymore.
>>34844246Girls what are your thoughts of people you know possibly fapping to your social media pics?Flattered? Expected? Surprised? Etc
>>34845609>how a body part can be shredded, if it's all attached?Muscle is held together by collagen, that breaks down the longer it cooks.>>34845611>My first run of BG3My first DnD character was a paladin before I realized most of the gods are shit.>>34845621>I thought karlach was cute but I wasn't into the whole amazoness thing. She's a golden retriever in the large, muscular body of a tiefling burn victim.>And I thought shart was hot but she was way too fucking gloomy.She's actually a cinnamon roll that tries really hard to pretend she isn't.>>34845625>Only at the end does she start turning into more of a sweetheart.I definitely noticed it in act 2. It's very important to challenge her ideals, even if it gets you disapproval.>>34845656>does it actually cure your depression?It doesn't cure it, but it does placate it.
>>34845664>how to proceed in daily life with the change in plans - were you the problemMy brother in Christ I'm right there with you.I don't think we were the problem. I needed time to heal. I can't imagine when she got with someone else within a year she fully healed. Just take your time picking up the pieces They'll make sense and in the end I believe we will be stronger put back together
>>34845664Time and distance says nothing about how well somebody actually copes with loss.It also is not an argument for having been "the problem" or not.
>>34845671Expected, more or less. Anything I share on the internet is going to be used in ways I couldn't even start to think about, I'm sure.
>>34845664Depends on too many factors for your question to make any sense.Generally speaking though I suspect most people would judge whether they were the problem based on why they broke up with their partner rather than how quickly their partner bounced back compared to them.
>>34845672>large, muscular bodyMy point exactly >She's actually a cinnamon rollDon't know what this means
>>34845671i only have like two pictures of myself on social media and i highly doubt anyone is doing that lol
>>34845676You should show us your hands and see what happens
>>34845667I don't think that's true. Besides, don't start talking about averages and generalizing when the conversation is about me in particular. And I'm not fat.
>>34845664No, you weren’t. You were both the problem.It only looks like they moved on fast because they checked out of the relationship months before it ended.
>>34845672>first DnD characterIn my first real campaign I was a ranger. I wanted to be like Aragorn.You still do real campaigns IRL?
>>34845683Well you're not black either
>>34845680I am astral projecting into your social media post as we speak.Naked.
>>34845683I’ve seen what black girls think is “not fat”.
>>34845681No. For multiple reasons.>>34845687I'm sick of this meme feeding into the whole mixed identity crisis shit. What the fuck am I allowed to say I am?
>>34845684>checked out of the relationship months before it ended.It sucks cause even if you recognize it. There isn't any stopping it. All you can do is learn to accept it
>>34845680Wanna change that
>>34845691you're wack
>>34845689You know my height and weight and measurements. Tell me I'm fat by those metrics.
>>34845695>>34845681
>>34845694i think im alright thanks!
>>34845693You can do something: you can dump them. The next time someone wants to string you along, don’t let them.It sucks that this is something you have to learn from experience.
>>34845657
>>34845697I demand that you say something nice before I go to bed.
>>34845701Mmm naaah I know you wanna
>>34845678>My point exactlyShe's not exactly a dommy mommy, tho.>Don't know what this meansShe is incredibly sweet and approves of you doing good deeds.>>34845686>You still do real campaigns IRL?Not as much as I used to due to scheduling conflicts, but I still meet with some friends every other weak for a campaign we've been running for about 3 years now.>>34845707>And those are my initials growing upYou sure it wasn't DW?
>>34845703>sucks that this is something you have to learn from experienceThanks, its hard to hear but I'm glad you said it. Its 100% true
>>34845707Lurk moar instead of just posting your pics and filtering for (You)s like it's a /soc/ thread.
>>34845706Hmm.Black/white mixed race people have the best smiles. Dunno why. Feels like advanced 4chan phrenology when I say this but something about the cheekbone and jaw structure makes their smiles by far the cutest. Guy or girl.
>>34845707NewfagJH is a blatina nympho who hates jizz and is in a trouple relationship
>>34845691It’s funny how they always identify with the worst half.
>>34845671i dont have any social mediaso it would be surprising
>>34845705I have a package that will fill 100% of your protein needs for the day.I just need you to be ready for it
>>34845711You'll get through it.
>>34845718I'll accept that, even if it's objectifying and generalizing.>>34845719Tolerates jizz*>>34845720It really depends on who's around.
>>34845720>It’s funny how they always identify with the worst half.Which is the worst half?
>>34845719Don't forget the rape stuff
>>34845709Thats cool good kinda inspiring seeing it run for that long.My longest was 6 months.It is harder as you get older.I wanted to try a BG3 play through with some of the guys but even then.Stuff with kids or gfs kept getting in the way
>>34845729Defining someone by a bad thing that happened to them outside of their control when they were a child is pretty fucked.
>>34845664Here's something that might bring you a little catharsis:An ex of mine did the same thing. She got with a woman she met on Tinder within a week of me dumping her.The following year, I found a post written by her new girlfriend complaining about more or less the same reasons why I dumped her.You may think your ex has it all together right now but I can practically guarantee you that they do not.That said, try not to worry about what they're up to.
>>34845725I just wish it wouldnt take so long lolLike I'm at the stage where you realize. Oh yeah I could totally talk to this girl and get her number. But then I think about what happened and how I never want to go through that again, you know?
>>34845734Don't reply to it.
>>34845734Not doing it runs the risk of minimizing one's trauma.We do need to recognize itIf only to extend support and grace to one dealing with so much.
>>34845738Yeah dog lol. It passes, but all you can really do is hurry up and wait in the meantime.
>>34845739This anon is correct.
>>34845732>Stuff with kids or gfs kept getting in the wayThat's why most of mine fell apart. The only reason the group I play with is still going is because none of us have kids and the hosts are a married couple.
>>34845709>She's not exactly a dommy mommy, tho.Yeah but she's still a giant hulking barbarian even if she is bubbly I gave her a hug after fixing her heart but I was already romancing shart. I don't even remember that bitch giving me any sort of hug outside of a sheepish peck at the very last act of the game >She is incredibly sweet and approves of you doing good deeds.She has a good heart but she's just so damn gloomy and has zero energy. Gave her a flower and she was like huh oh wow thanks. So cold I fucked with astarion though. I'm not gay but I respect the lil nigga
>>34845753>married couple.Good idea: Do a one-shot with a group of couplesMight be fun, I did one as a teen. Where we played ourselves, with our stats sheets determined by the GM. Could do a quest where you guys have to travel around the real world to stop a conspiracy
State gender.Have you made any goals/todos for this week? Month? Year?
>>34845707Are you ban evading?
>>34845764Duh
>>34845762M>weekSchoolwork.>monthGet house assessed.>yearEscape hometown.
>>34845756>I don't even remember that bitch giving me any sort of hug outside of a sheepish peck at the very last act of the gameKarlach or Shadowheart? There's three major romance scenes, plus she talks about settling down on a farm with a bunch of animals if you take the Selunite path.>She has a good heart but she's just so damn gloomy and has zero energy. Gave her a flower and she was like huh oh wow thanks. So cold What was your approval at? She's always sarcastic and teasing, but she's never gloomy.>I fucked with astarion though. I'm not gay but I respect the lil niggaAstarion is the biggest fucking hater in existence. There could be a button that says "Save a million children from getting raped and murdered at no cost" and this bitch will disapprove if you press it.
I have elected to drink a beer and smoke reefer in light of recent events.
As a chubby chaser, you'd think I'd be having the time of my life in America, but nooooo all the fat chicks ar ein chad's league, so I'm stuck with petite goths and blondes with braces. tiktok really soured a generation.
>>34845762MI want to finish the Iliad before the month is over
>>34845774One of the ultimate blackpills is just how many fit guys love fat bitches. It's like social entropy.
>>34845762M>weekClean my room>monthFinish Pride and Prejudice>yearGet a job
women with black hair are always the cutest
>>34845779All the female /fit/ hotties are lesbians here, shit's mad. everyone's after the strange, the exotic. Leave the whale hunting to the professionals, disturbing our ecosystem, we were here first.
>>34845781Nothing like the juxtaposition of dark hair and frail looking skin.
>>34845777
>>34845723Flicked it while pretending >he said that.
>>34845771>Karlach or Shadowheart? There's three major romance scenesShart. It's been a while but I only remember the one where we fucked so the others must have been nothingburgers. >Selunite pathYeah that also kinda ticked me off, "being a zealot for x went so shit so I'll be a zealot for y instead" really nigga >What was your approval at? I dunno as high as it could've been at that point? I was basically sucking her dick and at most in act 2 I got "maybe I like you a little... But not yet...." >she's never gloomyShe did the uwu sad girl thing all the way are you kidding. Even when she was happy it was some emo happy thing >Astarion is the biggest fucking hater in existenceHe's a fucking gangsta and he knows it man he doesn't have to do some good boy larp
>>34845783Wow watching these two foids fight over chubby men is like watching Whale Wars
I have to jerk off to chubby bitches
>>34845790>HimDon't worry when I was writing that I was thinking of>Her
Sitting serenely under a waterfall and rotating thin, flat women in my mind's eye
>>34845797Glad we never dapped upSee? Atoga can be horny when you're both delusional.
>>34845795Get tiny spandex shorts and then pretend youre looking something on the floor or cleaning something on all fours with your ass facing him
>>34845795put your hand (warm) on his upper thigh and slowly move down to the knee
>>34845795>Lingerie>Whipped CreamI won't elaborate
>>34845774Chubby chasing is what you do when you don’t want to have to deal with the effort of getting a skinny bitch.
>>34845723Semen has very little protein in it
>>34845795Hire some mariachis to serenade him
>>34845800>SchizoMines from the weedYours is genetic
>>34845805Not with that attitude
>>34845808You don't need drugs of genetics to not directly talk to people.
>>34845802I’m pretty sure it’s this but in reverse.
>>34845805We will need to run vigorous tests to make sure this is still true.I make sure to eat protein plastic So my nut got some extra spice
What do i wear to a dinner date
>>34845812Can confirm. I think that's always worked on me
What does it feel like to be manhandled by a strong yet kind man
>>34845814Something nice but not too nice, probably.
>>34845810Well she blocked meHe doesn't know you existWe are not the same
>>34845821lmao
>>34845814Something formal not too casual
>>34845814Guy or girl?
>>34845812>>34845815Have you ever had a pretty girl put her (warm) hand on your *upper* thigh and slowly move *down* to the knee?I swear every ancestor DNA in my body responded at the same time.
>>34845818Secure
>>34845828I think the equivalent for me is her laying a hand on my chest and looking me up and down while she slides it down my chest, towards my waist.
>>34845828Bitches that tease are infuriating.
Stripper put her booty in my face, and all I could think of was minecraft.
>>34845821Nigga, she doesn't care that you exist.We are definitely not the same.
>>34845835If we are going full fantasy>fishnet leggings>heels>short skirt>no panties
>>34845828Hello, fellow Avatar poster
>>34845479Thanks! Take some trips and see how you feel.I did that this year and made my mind up.
>>34845838KekStay mad its more fun
>>34845842I'll delete it
>>34845842>picrelHoly based maybe there are good posts ITT
I need a man to cuddle with no sex
>>34845849Show and tell on /atoga/ tommorowElf you spoil us
I need a woman to be physically close toBut emotionally far enough away to not hurt
>>34845850I'm one of those. What else does he need to be like
>>34845853Handsome and smells nice
>>34845854I don't wear cologne but am a lil handsome and smell nice
>>34845850>no sexKek nope. Cuddling is the shit we put up with to get sex.
>>34845848>Holy based maybe there are good posts ITTI will never apologize for my shipping of Zucest.
>>34845855I prefer he smells nice naturally without using any scented products>>34845856Kill men
>>34845856Uhm, no? Cuddling is nice after sex or on its own, but I do agree cuddling with no sex at anytime is blue balling
How do we solve the touch-starved togie problem
>>34845860The duality of fembots.
Women are icky
foids, is 6'1 enough? I'm being gaslit by tall-flation.
>>34845860>I prefer he smells nice naturally without using any scented productsHow convenient. What are you like?
>>34845860Oh you want men you are biologically compatible with.How much does this hypothetical man need to weigh?
>>34845862No idea
>>34845862Open-Source, geo-located, free cuddling app
>>34845866>What are you like?Depressed>>34845867I dunno, a reasonable weight for his height?
>>34845865ye
>>34845871>DepressedI'm sorry I can't jump out of the screen and solve both of our problems. I could really use a good cuddle too.
>>34845861>Cuddling is nice after sexIt’s funny to see chicks pretend to be guys
>>34845871Well I hope you find it femanon.I'm looking for it as well.You forget you miss having your arm fall asleep under another
>>34845870I see no way this could possibly go sideways
>>34845860>I prefer he smells nice naturally without using any scented productsI smell like your dad. I bet that works on you.
>>34845877>You forget you miss having your arm fall asleep under anotherDude.
>>34845878Realistically how could you even police two people meeting up to platonically cuddle
>>34845875Nigger are you serious?
>>34845881When you'd fall asleep to the smell of shampoo in her hair>I always remember the Lilac
>>34845883There's no way, but I was worried less about the policing and more the potential for abuse by users. There'd have to be a paywall for something like that to really work without much drama I would think
>>34845885lol you must be closer to it than I am. I can't remember what her shampoo smelled like.Ah shit it was tea tree oil and lavender. You unzipped me. You bastard
>>34845887The issue with pricing is you run off too many users.You could do an initial screening process.With surveys afterAnd follow up questions periodically to usersYou'd have to basically make a score and assign it to users. If it gets too high (bad reports, unsatisfactory survey results) you get suspended.
Thank you for replying to me and reading my replies to you in this most lonely season of my life, /atoga/.
>>34845890It fades but doesn't leave.Her feeling of warmth did.Which smothered my flameIt hurts bro
>>34845893We love you anonYou are worth it
>>34845893Thanks for watching.
>>34845894It leaves, bro. It just takes a long time. Took several years for me.You have to go meet other women, too.
>>34845893(You )
Weird how nasty sex is both silly and fun, but something like handholding unlocks years of trauma and i just feel extremely shit for many hours afterward.
>>34845901Being vulnerable is scary. I'm a very vanilla person but imagine that there's some level of ironic detachment present during especially nasty and weird sex.It is ironically much less scary than just being real, sounds like.
>>34845901For me its when I stare into her eyes for too long.Makes me feel dirty Like I see>her
>>34845895I love you guys too. Thanks.I started browsing /adv/ a few years ago because I want anon to be happy.
>>34845905But you forgot to make yourself happy along the waySo just stop sit by the fire and just relaxWe are all in this together
>>34845907Thank you.
>>34845903Yeah, animalistic sex is mostly just like jungian shadow archetypes meeting in a safe environment for the first time, you bang it out, and then you kind of know forever what that person is like when they're upset.Being authentically genuine is way too vulnerable. it's actually really weird.>>34845904Yeah eyes are a good one, something is visible in the romantic moments that is missing in the silly ones.
>>34845908One day I'll fulfill my dream of having the biggest bonfire with /atoga/ I think it would be neat to grab a few drinks with you guys
Just cried because I don’t know what to wear tomorrow
>>34845914What are your options?
>>34845911Its intimacy You fear thatI did too until I learned to let my walls down again
rubbing noses with him
>>34845914I can recommend the emperors new clothes
>>34845864You lick male butthole
>>34845914Naked Snake.
>>34845762No
>>34845671Do not want to think about ugly guys doing that. But it is inevitable.
>>34845916Ugly shit or some other ugly shit All my clothes are hand me downs or fast fashion or inappropriate for weather. And I need to look nice tomorrow
>>34845917letting my walls down makes me hostile and asocial
>>34845656No. Just is something to rank climb irl that most people will observe.
>>34845921I'm a clone of that guy.
what do you think every atoga user has in common.
>>34845924What's the dress code?
>>34845234>"All autists' behavior is exactly the same as what I'VE experienced" I'm trying my best not to be mean but come on dude....
>>34845924Well what are our options with the fast fashion stuff and the hand me downs? If you were asked to be somewhere, they want you there.I know that doesn't make it easier to get dressed, but I'm sure they're gonna like whatever you show up in.
>>34845928Thinking they're smarter than they are. Overtly or covertly
>>34845928Human.
>>34845928cluster b or neurodivergence
>>34845928Wants to be loved.
>>34845930I've seen his other posts and yeah I've come to the same conclusion
>>34844257Not getting me, fbi.
>>34845928chad's orbit.
>>34844282No. That's fucking weird that he's too stupid to serial kill vigilante style.
>>34845938That's the entire human race.The Chad that calls itself Chad is not the Chad
>>34845941The Chads and the Chad-nots
>>34844354Extremely weird
>>34845912I'd show up. I'm moving to Capital City this year and imagine it won't be hard to meet up with at least a few of you guys up there.
Bf who doesn't know he's my bf isn't responding to my texts fast enough
>>34845945Chad is an illusion that we collectively uphold.Even when we joke about Chad, we render him in more detail. A sticky situation.
So if she's got a ring on her finger, she's a no-go, right? Are there any exceptions to this?
I miss my foid that enjoyed my crass hornyposting
Today I saw a pretty blonde woman in a very nice sort of oblique shouldered pink dress. Still thinking about her.
>>34845949Lucky him lol, very cute
>>34845925Why would you do that?
>>34844497Sometimes. I am kind of worried I won't be able to play games with >him. I like that >he does and I can watch. Could be the antidepressant.
I hate to see you leave
>>34845417Who tf
is it a red flag if a girl doesn't shave her legs?
>>34845951Boltzmann Chad: it is probably more likely for a brain to spontaneously form, complete with a memory of having existed in chad's universe, rather than for the entire universe to come about in the manner cosmologists think it actually did.
>>34845965Yes
>>34844497MI love video games. I own a shitload of retro video game consoles and games for them. Also have flash carts and optical drive emulators for them.If I can be unapologetically neckbeardish in this reply, I'd call myself a video game enthusiast.I think they're an incredible artistic medium that has only barely begun to realize its potential and bemoan the fact that the most well-funded studios seem to want to drag the medium down lower than Hollywood dragged film. I truly and deeply hate people who make games primarily for profit and engagement instead of fun and joie de vivre.All that said, I could date a woman who doesn't play any of them so long as she can accept my very deep love for them.I don't play nearly as many video games as I used to when I was younger. I play maybe two hours of them a week on average nowadays. I would hope that a woman who doesn't play them could get along with a guy like that.
>>34845965It doesn't matter to me.
>>34845957>I am kind of worried I won't be able to play games with >himWhat would make you incapable of playing games?
>>34845965Nah, I don't think so. I don't expect most women who mostly wear pants to shave them regularly.
GenderDo you have any hot gossip?
>>34845975The >him in question is MoistCr1TiKaL. BV has erotomania.
>>34845975Because he's a streamer who's entirely unaware of her existence
>>34845956because I'm attaining CHIM, and need to know thyself
It seems I didn't sleep tonight. lol
>>34845975>What would make you incapable of playing games?I think I have a severe symptom of adhd where video games have become uncomfortable to me to play for long periods of time.
>>34845980>Do you have any hot gossip?I heard elf let an anon put the pussy on the chainwax, but you didn't hear it from me.
>>34845980My friends cousin is in a coma from a motorcycle accident
>>34845991Epic. What time is it over thereI'm sure that, just like me, you remember every single line of text you read while you should have been sleeping :^)
>>34845980MOnly ice cold goss, thankfully. Nothing new.
>>34845980the gigachad in my town trooned out
>>34845993Genuinely wtf does this shit mean
my boobs get so swollen during my period :(
>>34846002>doesn't bikelol
>>34846001This is huge. I don't think any of the townies I grew up with drank the koolaid but was shocked to learn a few years ago that an old coworker did it.
>>348459955 30ty.I was having some heart issues and they just kept going, so I couldn't really come to rest. lolWas on atoga, but also warching videos of a woman with endometriosis.
>>34845980MThe recent wedding at my church was arranged 4 years ago when she was 14 and he was 24. #JustSmallReligiousMinorityCommunityThings>>34845994One of my friends died in a motorcycle accident 2 years ago. I don't know why people ride those suicide machines
>>34846003What could a man do during these trying times to help
>>34846005literally the last person I'd expect to do it. Dude looks like she-hulk, now.
>>34846002hey man it ain't our fault you've never put the pussy on the chainwax
>>34846008hug me and make me sweets
>>34845965Summer or winter?
>>34846007That's bananas, which religion?>One of my friends died in a motorcycle accident 2 years ago. I don't know why people ride those suicide machinesMe neither man. I'm sorry to hear that.I wanted one real bad when I was a teen until one of my friends fell over on his.The hot muffler pinned his ankle to the ground, and he said he was on his ass on the side of the road for a good twenty minutes until a trucker pulled over to help him out.One kid in my high school class didn't get to graduate even though he was wearing a helmet during his accident. Really couldn't have happened to a nicer guy either.
Old femanons (30+)Thoughts on being euphemistically called "mature"?
>>34846014:) what kind
>>34845979This girl wore shorts so I felt like she's either a lesbian (I really hope not) or doesn't care>>34846015summer
>>34846002>he hasn't put the pussy on chainwaxroru
>>34846017Shutup zoomers
>>34845980FThis guy I know that works at the same place as my mom either got fired (or suspended and decided to quit I haven't gotten the update) over some zoomers saying he made them uncomfortable and I have to pretend not to know about it because my mom told me not him. She gives me the goss whether I want it or not lol. She's never malicious with the information she just gets a high from knowing and sharing other people's business for some reason.
Ate half a stick of cheddar only now saw a green spot. Am I gonna die
>>34846020>This girl wore shorts so I felt like she's either a lesbian (I really hope not) or doesn't careHmm. I'm an old person so that strikes me as bisexual/pansexual behavior but who knows.
>>34846021https://youtu.be/i9RmWK-G0psYou guys are so dumb
>>34846019chantilly cake
>>34846028aww don't spoonfeed him like that while we dunk on him for not putting the pussy on the chainwax
>>34846024Nah, you're fine.t. certified cheese expert (worked the specialty cheese counter in his twenties)
Tall men with big dicks belong to short girls with small tits.
>>34846031They won't click it anyway lel.
>>34846032I was opening it like huh that feels like a lot of air in the package it'd be funny if this was compromised
>>34846017I wouldn't be offended if someone called me old I'd be confused unless it's a child doing it.
>>34846030Looks very tasty. I could probably make it.My willingness to cook for women has been criminally underutilized at the time of this writing tbqhwy.
>>34846036lmao. You'll be fine. Might be slightly less constipated than you would expect given the amount of cheese you just ate.
>>34846034how tall
>>34846036Enjoy some grounded, nutty pelvic-farts.
>>348460416' and above
>>34846039NIGGA I THOUGHT THAT SHIT TASTED GOOD AF TOO. IT FUCKING TRICKED ME
More drama going on with my weird cousin and her baby, the group home she's in has told her she's being transitioned out but they haven't cleared it with CPS so she can't actually leave without going into another facility.
>>34846042Anon knows ball(the ball in question is a dingleberry)
>>34846016>That's bananas, which religion?Russian Orthodox, the Greek church in town is a lot more normal nglAnd man that's awful
gave my exes dog cheese this one time. brapster. brapping it up in the living room.
>>34846047>Russian Orthodox, the Greek church in town is a lot more normal ngllmfao that tracksThe story with my buddy falling over sticks with me because I was coming over to hang out with him that day, and he asked me to bring my pocket knife but didn’t tell me why—he wanted help cleaning up his second degree burn
>>34846049Lol
>>34846049I miss one of my exe’s dogs much more than her. I wonder if Randy is still alive…
>>34845980I’m about to get converted from temp to FTE.It doesn’t pay well but it’s the first real adult job I’ve ever really had so that feels good.Maybe now I’ll feel worthy of going out on a date.
>>34846047I'd marry a 14 year old if it was legal. Imagine how good they had it in the 15th century.
>>34846046I have a recent anecdote that seems fititng, but I am going tonsave you all from that.
>>34846058God bless.
To both men and women, but specify which you are.How did you feel when you broke up with someone? I distrust everything I feel, even though I still know I'm over it. If I continue this relationship I will be the most ice cold retard.
>>34846044Cheese is a cruel mistressThe amount of cheese I sold that I just trimmed the mold from and then rewrapped... man.
>>34846062MNothingBy the time I've decided to break up I've checked out
>>34846024>Ate half a stick of cheddar only now saw a green spot. Am I gonna dieIf it was like a block of cheese, you should be fine as long as you didn't eat the mold.
>>34846062Female.I felt scared and relieved. By the time we broke up, he was starting to scare me and I was afraid the breakup would tip him over the edge.
>>34846064This is how I've been feeling. I feel like a complete sociopath.
>Go to classes>Put effort into looks>No one even as much as looks at me>Realize I am mogged from the start by height, dudes in shorts and t shirts look better than me simply because they are taller and are not genetically predisposed to acne.>Regress into asocial for another year out of shameMan I love college! It's like a humiliation ritual I get to replay every day!
I tried blue cheese last week but didn't like it, hopefully there are still foods out there that I haven't tried but will love.
>>34846063Nasty asf I suppose I see the appeal of Ze stinky mold French cheese now anyway>>34846065It was part of a 20g single serve piece I may have bitten into the mold a little
>>34846062FMostly I feel guilty. Maybe a little contempt.
>>34846069Wrong thread.Wrong board.
>>34846069Height?
>>34846062MI felt profoundly sad that it had to come to this. I tried my hardest to make it work, but I couldn't.We lived together for a few years. That made it that much harder to dump her even though she had dumped me and begged for me to come back I don't know how many times by the time I had finally decided I had enough.You didn't ask, but the thing that made me realize I needed to dump her was my commute home from work one day. I was in the lane closest to the divider in the middle of the highway, and I couldn't stop thinking about how badly I wanted to just end it all right then in a traffic accident instead of coming home to someone who hated my guts.I, too, distrusted what I felt. I felt like I made a terrible mistake after I dumped her even though I knew, rationally, that it was something that needed to be done.It takes time and effort to stop loving someone even when you know they aren't worth it. It's hard for many reasons, but I find it especially hard to admit to myself that I was wrong about someone and wrong about my compatibility with them.
>>34846062MI felt stupid for putting up with her insanity for so long.
>>34846062MFreedom after Betrayal, thank you exgf for teaching me to hate women, (and thank you femanons for teaching me to un-hate them)
>>34846074Thats fair, I forgot the questionState GenderHow Mogged are you?>>348460765'7, prime manlet
>>34846077I really feel this. Thanks. I have to break up tonight before I get into the same situation that you were.
>>34846081MMogged by women status, arbiter of over>5'4, skinny as a stick
>>34846081>How Mogged are you?I have a very handsome face but I'm probably mogged by anyone who isn't skinny fat.
explain to me why i 'shouldn't' talk to women about finances.
>>34846083Hell yeah.I'd like to think I wouldn't have let it get that bad with any woman that wasn't someone I already knew from childhood, but I think that was a lesson I'd have to learn in my twenties regardless of who I was dating.It feels fucking great to be the one that dumped instead of the one who got dumped; there's at least that.
>>34846088What
>>34846088Finances are in the top ten reasons for a divorce.You better learn how to talk to women about finances
>>34846072>I may have bitten into the mold a littleAt worst it will just upset your stomach. Most molds on cheese won't survive in your stomach acid. Just try not to eat anything that would upset the ph balance of your stomach.
>>34846088I don't have an opinion on the back burner ready to share with you on this one, so I'm gonna need a bit more info.Why have people told you that you can't talk to women about finances?
i had a confidencemaxxed inhibitionminn moment today atoga! and im quite happy it happened.was at gym and saw this cute latina girl. She was clearly smiling to me through mirror reflection so i decided, fuck it, imma introduce myself.walked up to her, introduced myself, asked her name and how many years is she training cause she has great physique.she thanked me for compliment and we spoke a little bit more. then i went home are you proud atogai also had a bout of hornyposting with a girl off duolicious during gym but i digress
>>34846094I'm gonna drink tea. That's acidic so it'll help. My logic is flawless
>>34846088She will always earn less than you if you're based, thus taking more money from you in the divorce.
>>34846062I had checked out a while before actually. It didn't seem like he wanted to be in a relationship, as autistic as that sounds.
>>34846098Also shoot some cum in there.
>>34846101I wonder why
>>34846103I don't have to wonder. He thought very little of me and didn't care.
MAre the opposite genders listening to any choonz?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRxh_FtCzlEWhile I'm at it:How important is it to you that your partner has some amount overlapping taste in music with you?I've never dated a girl who liked some of the same kinds of music as me and wonder what that might be like. The women I've dated so far have made it clear they're doing me a huge favor by occasionally tolerating the music I like to listen to.
I feel like I have no soul
>>34846109I feel like I do but others don't
>>34846109Why is that?
>>34846111Why? I personally don't find it very wise to buy into the idea of being a psychic in a hylic world.
>>34846109Spread your legs. It might change it
>>34846106Well I'm sorry to hear thatI'm sure you'll meet someone who cares about you and loves your interests Before you say it>not him
>>34846112I don't feel anything towards like pets or romance or music or anything
>>34845995Don't tell me you fuck actually went to bed.I am still here and thinking about getting up to poop.
>>34846113Most people can't think more than one question deep about anything, go for the path of least resistance and short term pleasure, and overall just don't really put any thought into their choices beyond "I felt like it".And those people are happier than me generally, which is also the cherry on top. I don't mean I am the only one either mind you.
>>34846006>>34846117hahaha, my bad. It's not nearly as late over here for me; I'm an American. I'll probably be off in an hour and a half or so.You should probably poop.
>>34846115I don't think I will.
>>34846116Well, you can post on 4chan. You have thoughts and ideas that you can consciously express. Sounds like you have a soul.Are you sure you aren't worried that you don't feel as much as others do towards sentimental stuff like that? Or do you truly feel nothing.
>Friends friend is easily 5 inches taller than me>Still wears height inserts on top of thatI guess I should as well at this point, even the tall normies are doing it.
>>34846122Don't think so lowly of yourselfYou deserve to be lovedI'm being serious I know 4Chan is a shithole and dogs on you but I truly mean it
>>34846124I guess that i feel like I'm missing out because I can't seem to care about anything
>>34846122Listen to the other anon. They're right.
>>34846127I don't think lowly of myself. I think lowly of everyone else.
>>34846128Is that true, though? What do you care about?
>>34846109I feel like my soul is hoe repellent.
>>34846131You should treat others the way that you would like to be treated.
I'm cool as fuck
>>34846131Right forgot you were a raging narcissist My bad, thanks for reminding me
>>34846133Idk anymore man
>>34846127I've said it before I'll say it againNewfags simping for bv will never not be funny
>>34846134But is it woman or girl repellent?Do you think all women and girls are hoes?
Clean your bathroom, /atoga/ moids!
>>34846137I appreciate that you gave it a shot.There's not really any helping someone who posts with a name on 4chan for no good reason...
Should I listen to the black Keys or are they ass
>>34846143It's clean enough. I cleaned the tub a couple of weeks ago.
>>34846141It might also be girl repellent, I can't shake the feeling women find my soul attractive but just are upset it's not attached to a more attractive body.
>>34846121Just did, good pop.Magnesium forwarded it smoothly.
>>34846144You know the sad part is I've been on here regularly now for a few months and I still try with her every now and then to see if she changes
>>34846146I've never liked them but an album is like a 60 minute investment tops typically. No reason not to give them a try.
>>34846148This surely isn't what you wanted to hear, but what they find unattractive is most likely just your visible insecurity.I won't tell you to wait until you've Figured it Out or what the fuck ever to date again, but you need to not be someone who visibly hates himself if you want women to spend time on you.
>>34846143Don't forget to get behind the toilet. That's the part people miss.Also the trim needs to be wiped down
>>34846153>behind the toiletMy toilet is in the wall.
>>34846152Nigga why did you capitalize that
>>34846155It's my most millennial trait. I'll capitalize things when I want to Put Emphasis on Them in a semi-ironic way. My apologies nephew.
>>34846154Time to get the hammer.That drywall isn't going to smash itself
>>34846157There is nothing millennial about that.
Next year I'm going to be more insane. That's all I know.
>>34846160I don't feel like having this conversation so I'm just going to agree with you.
>>34846152I don't feel particularly insecure. I just perhaps seem like I've given up on being liked or admired. I feel a bit like they want me to give up on pursuing them, and that feeling is closer to what makes me look perhaps like I hate myself.
>>34846143Ok, I will clean my fridge first though
>>34846161I think that's all any of us can count on until we die.I like how we're both doing a postmortem in August.
>>34846159I'm only renting...But to be honest, I had to open the flushing cistern this week to clean it with some vinegar. Thing got stuck.
>>34846164You are strongly repressing the hatred you feel for yourself.
Did weed change your life after you tried it?
>>34846160You are correct.
Does any other women consider a man being in therapy a HUGE red flag in dating now?It seemed for a while, like say the last 5 years or so there has been this huge push to get more men to see therapists and work on themselves and everyone seemed to think this was a positive. But it seems actually this has been not a good thing, from my own personal experience I'm been on dates and a few relationships with men in therapy, and they are using it like they have unlocked a new superpower. I've had therapy-speak weaponized and used against me, and it more and more seems like this is just teaching them to be more manipulative, more cunning and sly. They now have an array of various tactics at their disposal unknown to them previously, and they are using it to trick us and use suggestion and coercion. I hate feeling like this, like I have to be on the defensive because guys are so well versed now in additional manipulative skills, but what else can I do?
>>34846161You remind me of my ex.She consistently got crazier every year, without even trying.
>>34846172Yeah, it hijacked my life for a good decade. I smoked some this evening. Started using it when I was a teenager.I'm going to roundhouse kick my children upside the head if they smoke weed while they're living under my roof. I wish my parents were less laissez faire about it.
>>34846169Don't worry you think the small annoyances suck nowWhen you own everything falls on you.Which is really its own type of hell.
>>34846172No I thought it was mad boring
>>34846143My housekeeper takes care of all that shit. She comes by twice a week for 2 hours and I don't have to worry about cleaning shit.
>>34846176Moid hands. Suck my dick homosexually and without consent.
>>34846170Maybe. I imagine I'd probably not be the best at detecting that, compared to someone else. I just don't feel validated, so I give up on pursuing validation. Maybe it's hatred idk. I have my self respect, I just think others won't see me the way I'd want them to.
>>34846176Chat-GPT Bait
>>34846159bro your drywall saw?
>>34846176Not this again
>>34846180My parents seem to be doing alright with their house.But my dad's also incredibly knowledgable when it vomes to anything involving mechanics and electricity.
>>34846184>I just don't feel validated, so I give up on pursuing validation. Maybe it's hatred idk.Yep, that's self-loathing. If you didn't hate yourself, you'd recognize that you need validation to some extent.>I have my self respect, I just think others won't see me the way I'd want them to.Why is that? I felt this way for a while too and came to the conclusion that I needed to move.Not saying that's your deal, but I imagine you want to change something about your life.
>>34846185I ran it through the AI scanner and it comes back 100% human.
>>34846188FuckYou always remember the right toolAfter using the wrong one for too long
>>34846176Women literally go to therapy to learn how to manipulate men, it's the university of misandrist manipulation tactics and rhetoric.
>>34846192The robots are covering for each other We need to stop this before they turn on us
I went on a mission trip during Hurricane Ike and got to use a crowbar to break down the water damaged parts of some people's houses in Vidor, TX before the other youth groups showed up to work on the reconstruction efforts.I remember thinking we got the easy job and, since I was around thirteen at the time, I enjoyed getting to larp as Gordon Freeman while I tore down some walls with a crowbar. Thanks for reading this shit.
>>34846198Imagine how much mold you breathed in
caw caw
>>34846135>>34846137That doesn't mean I'm a narcissist, you rubes.
>>34846190I had an uncle like that.Over 20 years bought 10 houses in his neighborhood from crackheads.Owned his own electric companyRepaired all the houses and would rent them out to family and friends at basically no cost.Spent quite a few summers working with him pulling wiring through attics to make a buck.He's how I learned most of my handyman skills.Definitely lean on your dad a lot for home stuff. You won't know until it happens but hopefully he can prepare you for more common issues I homeownership.Also shockingly /diy/ isn't that bad for help either
>>34846176Obvious male hands. Be more original
>>34846200Wassup birdman at law
>>34846201Just proving our point further.You couldn't even assume we have a point.Instead you attack us. People trying to be nice to you. Why?
>>34846176The concept of this bait has potential, but you squandered it in the execution.
>>34846199A nonzero amount, surely. I probably could have caught tetanus if I wasn't careful; I had to retire a pair of Vans after that trip.One of the homeowners was a hoot. I can't remember his name, but I can remember the tattoo on his arm (a very classic sailor girl he got while stationed on a submarine) and his beloved dog, Tangly Pete.Tangly Pete was so named because he was so exicted to meet new people that he'd run all around your feet and get his leash tangled up in his legs. What a great name for a dog I mean god damn. Tangly Pete.
>>34846172No
I really enjoy my GF running her fingernails lightly across my back. I could literally just sit there for as long as she is willing to do it. Not gonna lie, I almost enjoy it more than sex. But I really feel embarrassed asking for it because it seems like such a ridiculous thing to ask for.
Howwww have they not restocked these fucking guitar strings
>>34846191>If you didn't hate yourself, you'd recognize that you need validation to some extent.I probably wasn't modest enough to call it a "need", just a strong desire, like wanting to nap or something after an evening of work.>Why is that? I felt this way for a while too and came to the conclusion that I needed to move.>Not saying that's your deal, but I imagine you want to change something about your life.I think I see myself as this very outspoken and passionate and confident person, but also this clumsy dork that messes things up in unfixable ways.Like, I can see myself just really impressing a girl simply for being my best self, but I feel "confident" that I'll fuck it up and land the opposite impression.I'm both enthusiastic and critical, firm but also unsure, stern but an idiot a lot of the time. I feel like a joke a lot of the time, but I also have evidence that proves I can do the right things often enough. It's just many things, you only get that one chance, if you blow it you just live with the fragments. Just my luck, etc. Growing up I often had to overperform, but in adult life that kind of thing seems fake or non-genuine. It sets an unrealistic expectation and becomes self sabotaging when I have a hard time upholding that standard.
>>34846201You should still keep the Golden Rule in mind at all times, even when it might not seem applicable.And with the Golden Rule comes its converse: treat those who treat others poorly accordingly.
>>34846057Pajeet hands
>>34846212Just ask for a back scratch. You don’t have to say it all faggoty.
>>34846200I love birds
>>34846212i dont think so, I'd gladly do it. also I'm really good at massage so if thats something you want as well, I'm your gal>>34846172yes actually. it stops my nightmares and also helps me to reconnect with myself. i take 17.5mg (1:1:1 THC cbd CBN) gummy every Friday and I'm off the planet for a bit but I feel like my brain is working better now>>34846146listen to black midi (the band)
>>34846216Hey, stop spewing retard babble at me.I'm not treating people differently. I just don't treat anyone as a romanceable npc.
>>34845965Yes, I want legs wrapped around me that are nice and smooth
Can anyone explain what the deal is with Latinas and oral? Like my Ex and current GF are both Latinas, and they enjoy it immensely, both giving it and receiving it. My GF (Asian) before that I was lucky to get it once a month and maybe for 2-3 minutes. I can't believe I put up for that when Latinas are so fucking enthusiastic about giving you head.
>>34846224all that chicharron
>>34845965100% red flag. This is a catch and release throw it back in the ocean.
>>34845987Sharmat
>>34846221>retard babbleAgain I'll askWhy are you treating people who are nice to you like trash?
>>34846224Now I'm even more excited for my move to Texas next year
>>34846224Can't say for certain, but there is the cultural expectation among Latinos to spoil your partner. I don't think that really exists in most Asian cultures, and definitely not among second generation immigrants.
>>34846230Because she is trash
State genderWhat's your favorite non-sexual thing about the opposite gender?
>>34846231Nta, they come with a temper too
>>34846230You're not treating me nicely. You're infantilizing me and a 4chan post, not a person.
Women do you like a man that always keeps his facial hair groomed the same way or do you like when he changes it up every now and then?
>>34846229
Is a "Short back and sides" really a type of haircut? It sounds made up.
>>34846215It's a need. Everyone needs validation.>Growing up I often had to overperform, but in adult life that kind of thing seems fake or non-genuine.>It sets an unrealistic expectation and becomes self sabotaging when I have a hard time upholding that standard.Being aware of this means that you genuinely don't have too much to worry about. You just need to translate that awareness into action, and it sounds like you're getting there.We just have to check ourselves as adults. We have to undergo this complicated process of discerning worthwhile lessons from our childhoods from things our parents believed in erroneously.Everybody your age is doing it, men and women, and to exclude yourself from the dating pool in light of this would amount to doing yourself a disservice.You are far from immature; you're maturing.
>>34846242Look up "undercut"
>>34846234MThe nurturing side of women has to be one of my favorite things about them
>>34846243>Everyone needs validation.Tell me about itShame I can't trust anyone giving me any because they have incentives to not tell the truth such as preserving my feelings or not wanting to be seen as rude. All I have to go off of is my own judgement and that is generally negative.
>>34846212I thought I was the only one who enjoys this. When my girlfriend does this to me I am completely defeated, she can ask me for anything her heart desires for just a few minutes of this, and she knows it.
>>34846243>You are far from immature; you're maturing.I appreciate it. I genuinely feel the same all the time which is discouraging. I suppose I'll have to try dating soon enough. Get myself in order.
>>34846234i like that guys really do help us when struggling with strength related things and they like to be helpful with tech or when they see a woman struggling with some handiwork stuff. example I messed up tying down some wood on a trailer and 3 different guys came over to help>>34846237personally I hate facial hair so I hope he'd keep clean shaven or even laser it off>>34846242guys need to be more creative with their hair. get a Mohawk or something
>>34846246I feel you. My last hack at a relationship with a woman was the most demoralizing one to date.But look at it rationally—look at other people alive today. Look at yourself. You genuinely aren't that far removed from them.It will take time and more experiences under your belt, but your perspective will broaden with age, and I think that given the content of your posts, you will eventually allow yourself some much-needed clemency.
>>34846250>personally I hate facial hair so I hope he'd keep clean shaven or even laser it offI'll laser my facial hair if you laser your pubic hair.
>>34846236I wasn't trying to treat you like a child.Merely providing some adviceYou are an adult and can make your own decisions in life. Even if I don't think they are the smartest. It's your life live it how you want to. But please don't get super defensive when people try and provide some mild criticism. It isn't productive
>>34846250>i like that guys really do help us when struggling with strength related things and they like to be helpful with tech or when they see a woman struggling with some handiwork stuff. example I messed up tying down some wood on a trailer and 3 different guys came over to helpThere aren't many things that give me a bigger head than carrying something for a woman.
>>34846252sure, I dont actually have that much but I'll get it lasered. my little bit of armpit hair is staying though
>>34846251I appreciate it, I swing back and forth between being happy at the changes I make to myself but then back to zero when nothing comes of them. Even if I know they are valuable, it means nothing in the long run when others doing hardly even the bare minimum are drastically far ahead of me by virtue of their biology and life experience. It just makes me want to avoid people in general, which can be seen as me avoiding myself in a way.
>>34846250>example I messed up tying down some wood on a trailer and 3 different guys came over to helpI just helped my older neighbor repair her porch screening. Her landlord was taking over a month to get it fixed. I was re-doing mine so I just did hers with my leftover roll. Felt good.
>>34846262>>34846256youre good guys
>>34846237Never really thought about it but I guess consistency wins out slightly. Not really a big deal though.
Do you believe that most people are good people?Why or why not?
>>34846255I never asked for it, especially not from nobodies.
>>34846234MFor whatever reason they all seem to find me incredibly funny so I generally enjoy hanging out with women even in platonic just friends situations.
>bro really stole my reply chainlmao
>>34846267f, yes but I think that a lit of people are burned out and not able to be their best selfs
>>34846256As someone with only sisters and a mom, you get over that shit really fast.
>>34846268NTAPosting on an advice board is an open invitation to receive advice. If it bothers you to receive advice then you are free to leave the advice board.
>>34846268LmaoI have to imagine at this point you enjoy anons being dicks to you. It's my only conclusion after reading this
>>34846267NoFrom a religious (Abrahamic) perspective, we are born into sin as a result of human error and can only rectify that through realigning with God. From a biological perspective, we are selfish creatures who's only goal is to propagate our genes to the next generation. Even altruism is an evolutionary trait designed to maximize our individual circumstance.I don't think that is a good mindset to live with mind you, people can choose to have morals and live by them and many do, but the majority probably only hold any form of morality when it suits them.
>>34846267Half the country voted for Trump, so no I do not.
>>34846234MThey're very insightful and perceptive people. Men don't often allow themselves to fully embody these qualities.They notice things I'm just not as likely to notice as a man. Conversations with them add a lot of perspective and value to my life.
>>34846265When I was younger I'd rake leaves for my elderly neighbors.They'd pay me in hard candies and home made lemondae from a lemon tree in their backyardThe older lady would watch me as a kid and let me play with her husband's train.Between that and my own grandmother watching me as a teen made me specifically suited for dealing with grannies lol
M hereI've been talking to a girl on discord now for a about week. Its been platonic but recently she's started getting flirty with me. I'm hesitant to be flirty back because I have no idea what she looks like and I'd feel like a jackass if she showed me her face and I wasnt attracted to her and then have to backpedal all my flirty comments.Whats the correct way to handle this?
>>34846271MI asked the question and agree with you.
>>34846274It's not. You guys all bullshit here all the time and the schizo posters know it too.>>34846275I don't care that much.
>>34846278The propagandists have you by the throat.
>>34846282Learn how to jokingly flirt.So you can play it off if you later find out she's ugly.Just have a rotation of women to do this with and you can get quite good
>>34846282Ask for a pic in a flirty way.If she relents, just be honest: tell her you need to put a face to the name if you're going to flirt with her.
>>34846288What makes something a joking flirt? Just the plausible deniability behind comedy?
>>34846284>schizo postersTake your meds
>>34846282>girl on discordKek
>>34846268We're all nobodies here, including you. How long have you been pining over an eceleb who doesn't know that you exist, and who will never know that you exist? Certainly to >him you are very much nobody. Welcome to the Nobody Club, you nobody.
>>34846291>plausible deniabilityThis is key>makes something a joking flirt?Its ability to be an innuendo Multiple meanings means you can really on text format and her preconceived assumptions to in essence lead her on.Just until you know, then you drop the act like a hammer
>>34846257>my little bit of armpit hair is staying thoughNta why.
>>34846293there's a few of us at least
Are there any small spoons itt atm rn
>>34846267Yes.I also think most people are dumb.
>>34846296i like it, not like I actually have that much. I'd epilate it on occasion if requested
>>34846291You said she’s already flirting with you, so just act like you’re attracted to her.
>>34846267MNo, I think most people are shit
>>34846300Why do you like it?Just fyi, I am a man and shave mine.
>>34846292Die mad about it.>>34846294Yeah except you're still remembering details about my posts for some reason? Why do you care?
>>34846299I'm the person that asked and: same.I often wonder how dumb I am in the grand scheme of things. I encounter people more educated than me who are obviously dumber than me from time to time and vice versa.
>>34846267I think they are practical to a fault as evidenced by adam and eve.>smoke crack! it won't kill you!>if you say so *hits pipe*
>>34846307thats fine if you do. you should consider epilating, it hurts a bit but doesn't grow back itchyi sort of think my armpit hair is cute to me at least and I have an armpit fetish lol
>>34846288>>34846290thanks anons. this isnt me btw >>34846291im guessing you mean dont say something too strong like 'spend the weekend in bed watching movies when you visit.'so far its been mild, she mentioned coming to visit just to try my amazing cooking with a ;) face. i replied with something a little more neutral but it didnt seem to bother her
>>34846310lol, fair.I think often about how future humans will think that we’re basically orcs.
>>34846311nta but I'm fully into it
she's sleeping and I'm feeling lonely :c
Drunk moid @_@
I'm sad that I'm not molestable anymore now that I'm an adult, didn't know how good I had it
>>34846324Did you get molested? I can’t really recommend it it kinda fucks you up for life
>>34846313Should’ve told her your spotted dick is to die for, kek.
Why oh why did society fat shame foids. Now they're all emaciated and feeble. Won't survive winter. Won't birth strong sons. Thank god for the torta community.
>>34846325yes I was, at least someone cared about me enough for that
>>34846324bruh, being molested and CSA'd sucks you dont want that. or if you do just go onto a train in Japan and experience chikan
>>34846328What the fuck happened to you to make you comfortable with jokingly romanticizing itThat shit is fucked up and evil
>>34846327this is a good thing though I'm glad everything is back to normal
>>34846298That's gay
>>34846330I'm very lonely and touch starved now, that's what happened, I know it's evil and that I shouldn't miss it.
>>34846298small spoon? there's probably one in the kitchen
>>34846332Not with women>>34846335I mean a WOMAN
>>34846336Women can be big spoon sometimes too tho
>>34846282If she cosplays you could ask for pics
>>34846327it has to do with how fat should be a male only thing
>>34846336hmm I think there is a woman in the kitchen as well
>>34846333Was it one of your relatives? It was for me and that’s made my life really complicated and enjoyable from time to timeShe’s been estranged from me for years but she was such a fucked up junkie loser than my mom ended up adopting her son, so I basically can’t escape the memories of it any time I visit my family even though I haven’t seen her in something like fifteen years now
>>34846343*unenjoyableLOL
>>34846235Worse one than Italian women?
>>34846336>I mean a WOMANI'm a tall guy and sometimes just want to be the small spoon too though.I do have several small spoons if you need any however, like for kiwis.
>>34846338That only happens when you’re pissed at her but she still wants you to fuck her.
>>34846343no it was some random guy in a public bathroom and later some of my classmates.I'm sorry that happened to you though I know for normal people this is a horrible thing to go through
>>34846328>>34846324I have heard this from a few egirls and young MTFs/femboys, even on fucking Tiktok of all places.It's fucked up, unhealthy and you need some therapy.
>>34846338True, but I prefer being the big spoon>>34846342:o real?>>34846346I have enough but thanks. I do like kiwis.
>>34846338I only want to be big spoon.
>>34846349I need validation, I'm sorry. I'm not a femboy though nor do I use tiktok
>>34846348It makes it so complicated to have any kind of relationship with my little brother because I see his mom every time I see himAnd I never got to fully be a big brother to a little bro because my biological little brother is nonverbal and maybe like 50iq on a good dayIm just as sorry that happened to you, though, seriously. That’s an entirely different complicated than what I have to deal with
>>34846352>I need validationNo, you need exactly what I said, therapy.
>>34846350>:o real?I mean my cat is female, that counts right?
Comparison is the thief of joy and boy do I compare myself to every person I see
>>34846355Man……… NO
>>34846357anon... I think you are misunderstanding what I meant...
>>34846356Typing “we forge the chains we wear in life” at anon while I forge some particularly chintzy and ill-fitting shitchains for myself
>>34846354therapy doesn't work
>>34846358Explain I’m stupid (and mildly inebriated)
>>34846339doesnt seem like it, she seems like a normie. Ive been trying to get an idea if shes fat by asking what she likes to eat and what she does in her free time. inconclusive so far lol>>34846326i dont get it
>>34846361I just meant that my cat is in the kitchen and she is female
>>34846364Okay I did understand it then. Sorry lolBoth of mine are dudes. I somehow managed to land a job that allows me to hang out with a couple of cats on the clock, and they’re both girls. This seemed like pertinent information worth relaying.
>>34846364>>34846365>men are becoming cat ladies
Is it true that foids are WAY more afraid of rejection than moids?
>>34846369Living without a pet would drive me completely fucking insane. I would have killed myself years ago if I didn’t have some faces to come home to.It’s pathetic but you’re BlueValkyrie and I’m not. I think I can live with it. Fuck you.
>>34846370Why don’t you ask the people here
>>34846372Reminder that you're only mad because you think badly of cat ladies, hypocrite.
>>34846360Not with such a bad attitude.
>>34846365oh that sounds cool, lucky you! >>34846369I've been a "cat lady" since I was 10
>>34846376I don’t; my sister is a cat lady and we’re very close. I’m all worked up because you tried to insult me! :)
I want to be hers forever and she mine
>>34846370in my experience, they can't take rejection very well
>>34846267Most people are good because they just want to get by.Most people are bad because they just want to get by.
I want to drive a bigass monster truck through Congress while the C-SPAN cameras are rolling
>>34846381Shut up
>>34846379>oh that sounds cool, lucky you!Truly! I have to try really hard to have a shit day at work. The cats are my only coworkers too (I’m carrying the team on my back they don’t do shit)
>>34846370Not in my case
>>34846390Male, female? Vague
>>34846380Don't make me tap the sign again.>>34846376
>>34846333Are you male or female?
>>34846385Sounds based
>>34846401You’re free to choose the soundtrack for this historic broadcast. You’re my hype man now
moids would u date girl with a wound on her thumbprint and has to wear a bandaid
The hour of the wolf has giveth many Stygian pills hard of swallowing. But now, all that remains is what is ahead. The promethean struggle upward.
>>34846407That is surprisingly not enough information for me to decide on dating someone.
>>34846407Sorry, I am pretty open but THAT is just too much
>>34846404Must have thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>34846407Yeah but mostly because I’m pretty sure I can tell who’s askingWhat happened to your thumb
>>34846391I’m a woman.
>>34846413>posted on my birthdayWowee. Good choice also
>>34846407No, get away from me you monstrosity I cant even look at you without puking
>>34846412>>34846420so much shame.. how will i bear>>34846415i used it as a tool to rub off stubborn pieces of tape off a floor when cleaning
>>34846424Would you date a guy who replies to you at 2 in the morning
Women, what would you do if you were sent a videotape of your boyfriend making out with a pillow and calling it your name a few days after the first time he met you?
>>34846426i would date a guy who would nuke the entire planet as long as he was 300+ lbs
>>34846429That seems a little shortsighted fatliker
>>34846431i have no regrets
new james bond movie:jane bond (played by femanon) is an elite secret agent who falls in love with a 400 pound criminal mastermind (played by manon) bent on nuking the planet, who in turn falls in love with her and struggles to balance his love for her with his hatred of humanity (and specifically women)
Hello atoga how are you doing
>>34846435>400 lbs manonhe is simply not real.. ;,{
>>34846434Or brain after the planet blows up. Goofball!A fatso capable of destroying earth probably doesn’t even have enough time to be a good bf. Think about it
>>34846392*Don't make me eat the sign again.
>>34846428No longer bf
>>34846399male
>>34846436I’m alright. What about you?
I want to force feed the fat fetishist
>>34846438he’s inherently a good bf by being a fat bf :P
>>34846443I'm scared for my second wisdom tooth removal. It's embedded and malpositioned
>>34846446You’re silly. We should be hugging n shit
>>34846445uh, u mean get force fed by fat fetishist? >>34846448hm.. is this confirmation youve hit 300 lbs?
>>34846447Ooh I don’t envy you. I hope it goes well.
>>34846447nta I had all 3 of mine removed and it was OK, just had to eat liquids for a while and brushing was super scary
>>34846450>hm.. is this confirmation youve hit 300 lbs?No I just like you hehe haha
>>34846450nope, I will force feed you >:3
>>34846454i like u too anon, even if youre awfully skinny
>>34846456I’m really not lol is the funny part. You’d get most of what you wanted I think
I get jealous when she isn't paying attention to me
>>34846455anon we can’t BOTH be fat>>34846457ur so clueless its very endearing
>>34846460Wow bully
>>34846460but I don't want to be fat :c
>>34846462but anon i dont even think youre above 250ur too in shape..>>34846463moids dont get the option to not be fat
>>34846465>ur too in shape..First and last person in history to say this about me
>GenderCan I have your thoughts on this? >>34844946
>>34846465>moids dont get the option to not be fatok but do I get to lick you?
>>34846447I had 4 like that removed. Honestly wasn't as bad as I expected. The worst part is eating lukewarm, soft, bland food for several weeks.
>>34846468once u hit 300 lbs, yeshow much do u weigh rn?>>34846466good thing im the smartest anon itt, my word is practically law.
>>34846467I think she's a tad unhinged. First date should be getting to know each other, not touchy-feely-time. Unless she's talking about lighter stuff like arm taps, which seems like a weird thing to complain about a lack of.Also, "I'm going to deny you and then call you gay when you don't chase me" is red flag central, IMO.
>>34846347It's okay to want to be held anon
>>34846467MYou don't have to do shit on the first date if you're not comfortable, as long as the date is going somewhere. First date is usually just getting to know each other, even if you already kind of know each other through mutual friends or from work or wherever. I usually go for a hug at the end at the very least if it went well, and I mean a real hug. After that, though, you should try to escalate slowly. Go for a low risk touch first. If she agrees to a second date it means there's some interest, so it's not weird to offer your hand as you walk down the street to wherever you decided to go for the date. Beyond that it's all feel, but if you're nervous about it that's why you escalate slowly - keep pushing boundaries, and if she pulls back, stop there for the time being. There's some escalation guide (I forget what it's called) that's mostly PUA garbage but the order is actually pretty reasonable.
>>34846465You are more obsessed about men being fat than I am about female hands.And that's quite a lot.
>>34846471>how much do u weigh rn?nowhere near that, maybe less than half of that
>>34846476I wish Femanons would show us their nails.
I wish femanons weren't such sluts
>>34846481WARNING: OLDFAG REFERENCEand I want pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it, but that doesn't mean its going to happen
How it feels to rescue a foid from a big spider in the house https://youtu.be/Pm8rzFkAwfM?is=9fdoYAMPb_naWeT7
>>34846476thank u>>34846477D: u gotta start eating more anon
Men: how do I perform a blowjob so intimate it makes him fall in love with me?
>>34846486some men, like em, dont care for blowjobs at allthe only good thing about it is about how its degrading
>>34846479They aren't painted or long.
>>34846489Would you let a moid paint them?
I have an enlarged prostate for you baby
>>34846486The way to a man's mind is through his cockThe way to a man's heart is through his stomachTo make a man fall in love with you cook him a home cooked meal and make sure he gets to watch you in the kitchen
>>34846486You don't. Some people are able to fully compartmentalize romance and sex, and if he's having casual sex he's likely one of them.
>>34846473n-no it's not.
>>34846490I don't like having them painted but I'll do it for special occasions. It wouldn't be a bad thing to have someone who's willing to do my left hand for me I'll allow it.
>>34846491sexy
>>34846493I'd say 40 - 50% people are able to compartmentalize love and sex. Funnily enough that's the exact number of people with divorced parents
>>34846486You know how in the Princess Bride the farmboy always told Buttercup the words "as you wish" whenever she asked something but they both knew he was really saying "I love you"? Just do that but with a blowjob.
>>34846485That wasn't exactly meant as a compliment.
>>34846502i thought we were bonding over our fetishes :/
You don't realize how many calories you were consuming until you start weighing things.I have been putting around 300 calories in my coffee each time I drink it without realizing. No wonder 15 pounds crept up on me over the summer.
>>34846486Beg him to cum in your mouth.You don't need to swallow, but at least let him cum in your mouth.Use a hand on his balls to cup them, or on his butt/thighs depending on the position. When you feel he is about to cum, apply some more pressure.
>>34846486Sorry, I'm more of a hands on type of teacher if you catch my drift.
>>34846504How the fuck did you manage that
Its been awhile since a cute girl touched my willy
>>34846481You're still seething about this?
>>34846504Now you're just trying to trigger our resident fat chaser. lol>>34846503In that case, your "thank u" was unexpected. lol
>tfw no clueless moid bf who overeats without realizing it and gradually gets fat
>>34846507>>34846510Nestle Coffee Mate has 35 calories per 15ml.I have been putting enough to turn my black coffee into not tasting like dirt, I measured the amount I usually use (going by the color of the mix) and it is around 130ml of creamer. That is about 9 servings, which puts it at 300-305 calories.For reference I am 170lbs
>tfw no BPD gothic lolita japanese gf who attempts to stab me to death with a pair of scissors in my sleep after I made eye contact with the female cashier
>>34846513>130ml of creamerYeah, what are you? Do you still live with your parents and never cook?How can you not know that cream is fat as fuck and those nestle shit products usually have added sugar too?
>>34846516>Do you still live with your parents and never cook?I cook all the time and I live in an apartment. I measure other stuff I just never thought to measure my coffee.Coffee Mate is also dairy free, it is water+sugar+Soiboy oil.I'll probably just swap it out for something else like vanilla + artifical Sweetener like I used to.
men, how would you react if you found out your gf was secretly sneaking in things to add significantly extra calories to your daily intake?
>>34846518As long as she routinely satisfies my physical desires I wouldn't really care.I want to get lean to get a gf, so if I already have one who wants me with a bit of muscle and pounds I don't really care.The secret part might rub me off the wrong way but I could overlook it, she better not get mad when I do something similar though.
>>34846517Or, you know, normal milk, like everybody else.
>>34846518Id vomit all over her to get rid of the excess calories
>>34846522I avoid dairy entirely due to acne. Blame my parents genetics as I do.
>>34846518Haven't you asked this several dozen times already?Obviously it's fucking abuse and you're not being cute.
>>34846526"Its abusive to covertly take care of your man and make him big and strong"What absolute fucking pussies Gen Z are.
>>34846526rofl ive asked this like max two other times >>34846523eww>>34846520u shouldnt want to get lean to please others, do it for urself if u want to>>34846527u get it
>>34846527I am older than you, troll.>>34846524Then use any of the bazillion non-dairy alternatives.
>>34846529>u shouldnt want to get lean to please others, do it for urself if u want toYeah yeah yeah, lets just be honest and admit that most of physical appearance is to appeal to other people. There is a reason people who get married tend to let themselves go, they no longer need to try as hard to appeal to others. >>34846530Exactly, hence vanilla extract + Artificial sweetener
>>34846530Then act older because you're just telling me you've been a pussy for a generation. Good women take care of their men, good women understand that the love she gives his soul should always be commiserate with the growth of his strength and vigor and she makes sure that happens by feeding him so that he becomes a force to be reckoned with.Wise women understand this, this is why if a woman isn't feeding her man enough the elder women will shame her
>>34846518I'd laugh. Then I'd smex her down.
femanon......
>>34846536I am not reading your slop.
>>34846538This is the exact kind of person I want, minus the cheating. >Love bombWhat a meme peak therapyspeak term>They were, uh, nice to me because they wanted something!Yeah, that is every human to ever live.
>>34846540I hope you get what you want you deserve it
>>34846540You are such a naive little virgin.
>>34846542Won't deny it.>>34846541We will see what life has in store, I have standards but I also drop my spaghetti easily.
>>34846538femanon...
>>34846544>having childrenI would never do that shit to femanon.
>>34846547Yeah cuz you don't want competition, you wanna be the femanons baby boy
>>34846549You got some weird issues, buddy.
>>34846544For FUCK sakeShe is 28 and still isn't engaged?!Are you fucking kidding me???
>>34846544All women are self infantilizing whores. You simply cannot treat them as functioning adults.
>>34846515i thought the term in Japan was menhera
Femanon,Look at me.You’re nearly thirty. Still no husband. Still no children. Your friends are all married with babies. Your cousins already have families. And you? Still waiting. Still wasting time. Fertility doesn’t wait. Men won’t either. We’re disappointed. You’re disappointing yourself. Stop pretending you have all the time in the world. You don’t.
Is it healthy to act cold to protect myself when an ex who left me over a career setback (that would enable us to be together) who suddenly tries to pull me back in after getting the job right after she ended it all? It has been a year and a half since then and sometimes I wish I could go back to before but also realise she likely only cared for me as a convenient provider who accepted whatever conditions
>>34846513If you have to add more than four ounces of creamer to your coffee you don't like coffee.
>>34846556...But I'm still a baby!!
Can it PLEASE just rain and thunderstorm already.I am so fucking done with this warm and now also humid weather.
>>34846556Don't want kids. Never have. Never will. Getting a tubal ligation as soon as they'll let me.
>>34846518I'd dump her on the spot, obviously.
>>34846544Cute brunette buns, my weakness
>>34846559Correct, I hate coffee.But I like the ritual of drinking it when I'm waking up or a hour after and I like the caffeine since its the only caffeine I get in the day.
>>34846486>Men: how do I perform a blowjob so intimate it makes him fall in love with me?The number one thing is that you have to enjoy it. My gf often tells me that she enjoys me being in her mouth even more than she enjoys me being in her vagina (and believe me, she enjoys that a *lot*). She's always asking to do it. If you're not able to enjoy it that much yourself, you have no chance of giving him that much pleasure. To put it a little poetically, if you're giving blow jobs it won't have that effect; you need to stop giving blow jobs and start making love with your mouth.
>>34846569>as soon as they'll let mWhy do you have to wait?
>>34846556I'm in my mid-30's actually. And I'm working on having a kid, don't rush me.
How much mainstream is the idea that the anti-std public awareness campaings are in fact anti-natal campaigns>pic unrelated
>>34846580>Why do you have to wait?They won't do it until you turn 30. They're worried about getting sued by teenagers who change their minds, I guess.
>>34846569For what reasons? I can't imagine being so staunchly against kids for so long.
>>34846586I forgot twenties are considered teens
>>34846589..I'm still a baby!!
>>34846586How much will it cost?
>>34846588>For what reasons?You don't need reasons not to have kids, you need reasons to have them, and there simply aren't any. I've never had the slightest flicker of interest in them. I don't like children, or being around children. I'm not narcissistic enough to want to try to copy myself. There's not one single upside to having them.
I had a date with a girl but she's leaving for Australia in 3 weeksshould I ask her out again? chance of sex or a relationship is very low..
>>34846591>How much will it cost?Nothing. I don't live in a third world country where you have to pay for shit like that.
>>34846592I disagree with you, but I support your right to not have children.
Question for those who've been in relationships with a high libido partner, did you break up too because they're nymphomaniacs or something else? Like me and her are still friends but I just could not keep up with that level of lust after a year. It wasn't a bad break up, we just wanted different things, what truly surprised me is that there's the stereotype that nympo people are super sluts and always cheating on partners, she was just really into hentai and masturbation if she couldn't use me
>>34846596I've never had an issue with high libido bfs because I also have a high libido. I've been on the other end, though, where exes broke up with me for reasons including incompatible sexual needs and expectations. It's just another thing that a couple can be incompatible on, so I don't think it's worth assuming negative things about one side or the other.
>>34846595Well, sure. People who *want* kids should have them, and people who don't, shouldn't. It's not rocket science.
>>34846594Neither do I, but I expected it to cost someting, since it's essentially completely optional.
>>34846572lazy buns like that fill me with immense disgust
>>34846598I don't think anybody is born with a proclivity towards not wanting kids, though. It's a natural tendency, so I thought the opinion must be informed through life experience or something biological. I was just curious if there was a clear reason you might dislike the idea, but it sounds like it's just how you've always felt.
Ladies what would you do if a Chad dabbed on you?
>>34846602Dabbed what on me?
Would you tell an ex you are not doing well if you have no one else to reach out to
>>34846603They just dabbedYou don't know the 2016 meme, dab?
>>34846594>NothingIt costs the taxpayer. The public have to pay for your ass wipe surgery to take away your tubes because you are too lazy to practice safe sex
>>34846605Is that the default definition of "dab" now? And how do you dab ON someone like that?
>>34846608like this
>>34846601>I don't think anybody is born with a proclivity towards not wanting kids, though.You're like someone saying that "wanting to have sex with women is a universal instinct in men" because he's straight and so are all his friends. When you've actually known some gay people, you realise it isn't true. I think I was born not wanting kids. Never had any interest in dolls as a child, for example.
>>34846601It's usually autistic people. They hate kids because they can't stand loud noises or spontaneous changes and kids are spontaneous. Gives them anxiety or fatigue and the autist being the dumbass they are conflates this with self identity and will let surgeons make permanent life altering changes to their body such as getting testicles neutered, tubes tied, or in queer cases of autism cutting their dicks off or mutilating their vaginas to forma crude fake penis.
>>34846607NTA, but the peace of mind and prevention of any possible children being stuck in an unprepared family is worth a community's investment, I think.
>>34846607>It costs the taxpayerChildren cost the taxpayer far more, and I pay my taxes. Seethe harder.
>>34846612>Thinking families are preparedNo one can read the future and autists who think they're supposed to have infant mind syndrome. There hasn't been a single parent that was fully prepared for each future year during child raising. No parent can say when their kid gets sick or injured or in need of XYZ, parenting is reactive not predictable.>>34846613Not if you have a job, just don't NEETbux. Take away autists welfare and social security gibs money. The world's first trillionaire is autistic (musk) autists don't have an excuse anymore
>>34846607>he public have to pay for your ass wipe surgery to take away your tubes because you are too lazy to practice safe sexThe taxpayer pays for long-term contraceptives, too.
>>34846619Great, another expense on the taxpayer. Free riding adult-children who can't handle responsibility and want daddy government to shove coils up their vaginas to take away the hard task of wearing condoms. All the more reason to hate hedonists
Women, is it acceptable to call your pussy a cunt during sex or is that word too harsh for you?
I had a date with a girl but she's leaving the country soon, give me a good reason to ask her out again brosdid you ever get laid in a similar situation to this?
>>34846621>to take away the hard task of wearing condoms.Condoms are incredibly ineffective. If you expect people to use condoms only, the taxpayer will then be paying for Plan B pills and abortions. Can you see now why it's cheaper for the taxpayer to pay for one procedure, or a procedure every 10 years (uterine coil) of a woman's reproductive years?
>>34846624I can think of some contexts where it would be hot to hear that, but most of the time I do think that language is too harsh.
>>34846627Condoms are almost 99% effective. And the retards should pay for them. If they fail, they should pay for plan B or abortions out of their own damn pocket. If they cannot pay for it tough shit they should think twice before opening their legs or sticking the cock in a hole.
Ladies, you find out that your BF only faps to japanese porn. How do you respond?
>>34846621Grim and miserable people like you are the reason for all the bad things in this world.
>>34846633nihongo ga wakarimasen.
Looks like I'm back on the straight part of my bi cycle, goodbye people flirting with me and showing interest in me, hello atoga.Anyway, women do you still hate bi guys?
>>34846624Idc but I'm not American, I hear it's more offensive over there.
>>34846637no
>>34846634Pay your own way, you bum. The taxpayer can't pay to fix all your careless 'mistakes' forever
If I'm heightmogged should I just move to a country where the average person is shorter?
>>34846644That's not the point, grim and miserable-kun.
>>34846646That is the point, lazy and deadbeat-kun. GET A JOB!!!
>>34846647Nta but DANCE WAGIE DANCEAnd don't forget to suck billionaire cock while a single one of those draws more welfare than a ll neets combined
>>34846645Loser mentality
>>34846650It is being realistic about the circumstances. There is no winning or losing by merit when it comes to height, you have it or you don't and you don't get to choose.
>>34846544And they say men are weird.
Women be like but Leo's can't kill cubs! Meanwhile Myra Hindley killed 5 children.
>>34846647I have one and I don't even live in the same country as you, groiper.
>>34846649GET A JOB, autist. It's not so hard! You claim you are more smart than normies but you can't even maintain a steady working man's income!!! GET A JOB I SAID.https://youtu.be/MBsN1-AHQ-4?is=u6c6GrWTCzKUzy6EPoV you are an autist at the urinal
I'm resisting temptation, but there's this new escort in town that has big boobswhat do? it's 60€I'm bored
>>34846664Go for it
>>34846664>60 for an escortthats insanely cheapwhats the catch?
I have a date tomorrow with a girl that rescheduled the first date because of an unexpected rashhow do I get her to let me impregnate her bros?
>>34846669Look at the tat on her tit>1991She is 35 years old that's the catch and that's also why her face is hidden
>>3484667360 is still cheap for a 35yomost hookers here cost like 200-300 euros and theyre late 20s
>>34846662No, thanks, I'm comfy at my wfh job and I am happy to support neet bros with my (considerable) tax bux.Now what makes me seethe are billionaires, banks and "public service" parasites drawing my money instead of it getting used for roads, hospitals and firemen as it should.
>>34846675No they're drawing your money to pay for your "neet bros". The spergs who get free money just to blow it on gacha and VTubers and the occasional prostitute. Society has allowed the real parasites to continue existing when before such "people" were left to fend for themselves or die. We cannot continue their existence any longer it's time to pull the plug on autists
>>34846669>>34846673>>34846674I'm in Portugal. They are Brazilian hookers. Portuguese girls will charge 120 per half hour.pic rel is also 60 (half hour)
>>34846684I hate how hookers are often chubbyI like thin petite girlsbut you do you, at those prices its a steal
>>34846684>>34846688I wouldn't pay them a dime. Women shouldn't get free money to lay on their back and get a free orgasm. Let the bitch starve maybe she will lose a few pounds
>>34846688word? I love it. Their tits and ass have to follow along and be big, but I love some squishy.>>34846691>I wouldn't pay them a dime.I too would love to live in a perfect world. But I can't even get a date. And I don't goon.
>>34846691>get a free orgasmLmao
>>34846684Even €120/30 minutes is pretty cheap by American standards.
>>34846696Miss Piggy
>>34846701take it easy today and apply ice packs to your anus if it hurts
>>34846684Ideal female bodyToo bad it's on a hooker and not a shy nerdy girl
>>34846701How? Like how did you meet them
>>34846707>not a shy nerdy girlthose are sluts too
>>34846701Did you take any of our suggestions from earlier in the thread?Is it finally time for the show and tell?
>>34846678nta but if we're going to start cutting people off the autists would honestly be last in line for me, the autists generally don't engage with the public, I've never had to stop going to a public place or use a public facility because of too many autists (granted if you do card games or something you might) and the autists don't use their endless free time to terrorize and harass the public. Lastly the autists are outnumbered enormously by the other problem groups, going after autists first is like beginning your weight loss journey by getting a haircut.
>>34846715Ahh the joys of marriage Trying to seduce your partner is so much easierNext time don't forget the whipped cream or ice cube
>>34846721Ma'am If you want to write smut may I recommend you go over to Book TokThey eat this shit up over there
>DUDE WANNABE ECELEBS LMAOnamefags should all kill themselves
>>34846729What a terrible day to wake up and have eyes
>>34846733Someone forgot to take their mood stabilizers this morning
>>34846721>>34846723>>34846726Good for you, wish I had a wife like that that would get excited over our sex. Minus the online whoring
>>34846712Isn't your husband doing a work trip on a boat?You sure you didn't just see someone resembling your husband?
>>34846747>excited over our sex>online whoringMy theory is that you dont get one without the other
In general male opinion:If a woman has many sex partners (5-10+), but she only dominates and pegs them all, is she still a slut? Or is it the act of being penetrated submissively that makes sex dirtying?Likewise, if a woman has sex with 5-10+ other women, is she a slut or no?
>>34846759>only dominates and pegs them allI'm pretty sure this is a meme. IRL that type of women doesn't exist at all. So it doesn't matter if she's a slut or not. She isn't real >penetrated submissively that makes sex dirtyingNow I know this is porn-coded. The issue isn't the act or acts itself. Its about what it means fundamentally to have sex with someone. The more you do it the more pieces of yourself you give away.>sex with 5-10+ other women, is she a slut or no?I don't know how you could date a lesbian turned straight. I'd always be worried about being inadequate. Like I can't compete with a woman in the dating scene.
My peenus weenus craves female companionship
>>34846753lol what? You fear a dick is just a dick?
>>34846759>If a woman has many sex partners (5-10+), but she only dominates and pegs them all, is she still a slut?Pegging strikes me as much sluttier than just sleeping around. Not calling you a slut, just saying.I think acting like a slut makes a woman a slut: being dishonest, manipulative and obsessed with sex. A woman could have slept with that many guys without being a slut.
>>34846774NTA, I thought a slut was someone who didn't feel shame for being more sexual than normal, and a whore was someone who sleeps around for reasons other than closeness with a partner they care about.I didn't think either terms had direct relationships to honesty and manipulation beyond just liking/having sex overly freely.
Women, opinions on boobs?
>>34846782They make me feel insecure and horny and mad and worried and envious and sexy and frustrated.
>>34846782i dont get the hype
>>34846783Jeez.
>>34846786Being bi is a headache.
>>34846777A whore gets paid for sex because they want moneyA slut has sex for attention because they want validationWhat the two have in common is they can't pair bond and don't keep themselves exclusive to one person in a committed relationship.
>>34846789I think I'm a slut, but I'm still in a happy, committed relationship. Being/acting slutty doesn't mean I don't value sex and relationships.
>>34846782i like mine (small)
>>34846774>A woman could have slept with that many guys without being a slut.No she would be a slut because her actions tell you she is a slut. It doesn't matter what she feels about it, a slut is a slut is a slut. If she ultimately opens her legs for a number of many men she is a slut.
>>34846792Enjoying sex ≠ being a slut. Unless you have fucked a shit ton of men you can't call yourself a slut. You can fuck your boyfriend/husband like a sex obsessed banshee every single night and day still doesn't make you a slut. If you were to do this to a dozen men then it makes you a slut.
>>34846788So liking penis is better for you?
>>34846793That makes two of us
I’ve been overwhelming myself, I feel like I don’t have enough time to do all the things I have to or want to do. I work and then I try to spend time with my loved ones, but it never feels evenly distributed, and then I don’t have time to take care of myself, and then I become irritated and exhausted, and the time I have to spend with others is low quality
Women, how do you feel about masc lesbians?
>>34846798I guess I misunderstood the term. I always thought it was about either being promiscuous or being perceived as promiscuous. Like you can be a slut but never actually have sex if you act like you would have casual sex but don't really.>>34846800It's definitely easier.>>34846804Not into them.
>>34846805You can act like a slut, sureBut actually being a slut is something else.For me I just put it down to this: If she is able to separate love from sex, and has it in her to have sex without connection, and she actually does exactly that, she is a slut. For males who do this we call them fuck-boys.
>>34846807Okay. So what is the term for someone who acts like they can separate love from sex, but doesn't practice that in their private life? If they still get some sort of sexual or emotional thrill out of being perceived that way, aren't they still a slut?
>>34846808Skank would be the term for that."Promiscuity: Most often used against women to insult them for being sexually active or dressing in a way perceived as overly sexual."
>>34846810>or dressing in a way perceived as overly sexualThis is the part that confuses me. So I'm promiscuous because I wear leggings to the gym, but I'm not a slut for liking the attention? I'm just a skank? I can't keep up with all these terms.
>>34846811If you do it conciously and deliberately like you plan that shit out and consciously choose your outfits to maximize attention farming yeah that's skanky. If you happened to be naive and didn't know any better and you got the attention and enjoyed the attention anyway that's just normal. In both cases you wouldn't be a slut.In male terms it's like when a guy wanna gets Chad maxed to look like he is a player who fucks lots of women and deliberately postures to get girls to look at him but in reality he doesn't get laid at all, similar deal
>>34846814Weird. That's now how the word slut is used in any circles I've been in, but now I see the dissonance with the word when I use it here.
>>34846815It's long been overused for generations so words like slut skank and whore lost their meaning cuz incels and jealous women use it to describe an attractive sexually active woman lmao In reality real full blooded sluts and whores are a minority
>>34846816Well now I feel like a poser for calling myself a slut. Skank doesn't sound as fun.
>>34846819It's cuz it's one vowel off from spelling "Skunk" probably. Other words for skank include:TartSlapperTrampCowBitchCoquette VampDepending on where you live ofc. My fav term is "bunny boiler" describing a woman who solely exists to dress or act in a way to mog other women and torture their jealousy.
>>34846826I like tart. Especially since I like baking. I know what I'm asking to be called in bed next. Thanks.
>>34846771Denied. The pussy doctor managed to jump start my cycle when I went to get my annual pap. Maybe on Caturday.
I like when you go out with a girl and for dinner she suggests a cheap but good placealso isnt it weird that "cheap" has a negative connotation in English? In German and Dutch it has a good connotation
>>34844246Question for meYou are given the opportunity to fuck one (no STDs or pregnancy). Which one are you choosing?
>>34846835That’s because Germans and Dutch people are penny pinchers and lowkey Jews
>>34846840Malkova, because she's hot and she seems fun.
>>348Riley Reid is more my type but I would rather pick Mia Khalifa for the novelty of it.I'd also make her wear a niqab.
>>34846840I'm not interested in dexter outside marriage and I'm not interested in marrying a whore
>>34846840none of them are my type. closest would be lana I guess.are these women generally considered hot?I come across girls way cuter when i go to the local supermarket
>>34846518Break up probably. That sounds like a severe breach of trust.
>>34846852>>34846840
>>34846511How hard can one of those be to find? I gain weight easily if I'm not careful.
>>34846486I think you've got those things in the wrong order.
Is it true that women basically never approach even if you're extremely attractive as a guy?
>>34846865FalseSource: Women approach
>>34846489Some of us like that.>>34846476I have to admit I like this color though.
>>34846854Premarital dexter
>>34846840I don't know their porn history well enough. If they've fucked a black guy they're basically unfuckable now.
>>34846858You can drop the act
>>34846804Not attracted to them. I like women that want to be femme.
>>34846407yes
>>34846870Im serious. Its baffling to me what is considered peak hotness by most men. not my type at all.
>>34846782I like mine (average)
how do i stop getting women of my failed relationships from appearing in my dreams
>>34846234MEverything that is gendered is sexual.
>>34846633Disgusted
>>34846866Damn, I was hoping I could be hot and not have to deal with fat or gross women approaching me.
>>34846877when people ask questions in this thread they generally mean everyone except namefagsunless youre planning to post a link to your livestreamed suicide
>>34846604No. I'd go to a doctor so they're legally bound to care because you pay them.
>>34846840I think I'd go with Riley Reid. Always thought she had a pretty face and a great body.Sasha Grey is also really hot, of course. I'd be much more into Mia Khalifa if she never got breast implants.
>>34846870>It's considered an act to want to fuck a turbo whore Self respect isn't the same as being a fake stoic incel
This is how women should look.
>>34846556Men are dissapointing.
>>34846858>>34846873Post type.
>>34846882nta but posturing about having self-respect in response to a question you could have easily just ignored is at least adjacent to being a fake stoic incel
>>34846884nigga this is ai
>>34846886I prefer women with cute facesi dont have many examples saved. i had a prime example but i lost the file somehow, she was asian though so you wouldve just accused me of yellow fever
>>34846887I avoided the question about didn't reply to whore collage I zeroed in on the misuse of a beautiful screencap.
>>34846888Nigga is pygmalionLots of niggas are pygmalion nowadays
>>34846885I'm so fucking tired of this. Women are the reason relationships fail now. Stop trying to pawn this shit off on men. Women are the fucked up retards, not men.
>>34846428Keeping it.
>>34846892No. Men are all gay and I will treat every male like they are.
>>34846885You're running out of time. Tick tock tick tock
>>34846854God I've got to stop phoneposting
>>34846894Don't you have fucking tattoos? That's your fault not men.
>>34846895Running out of time to watch the world burn? Nah we've got plenty of those logs.
>>34846854>I'm not interested in dexter outside marriage I'm interested in getting Dexter's mom to break her marital vow
>>34846884Impossible to say without seeing her hands.
>>34846897Nah. You're all very gay like you're about to kiss the nearest male to you if he gives you a compliment. It's palpable in the air.
>>34846898Another month another egg cracked and flushed down the toilet. Crows feet suddenly making their mark, forehead lines subtly showing through the forehead, eyes getting baggier, hair getting drier, brittleTick tock tick tock
>>34846902Yeah, I bet you'd like that faggot. Why don't you go become a man hating carpet muncher like the other half of zoomer women.
>>34846904She already is
>>34846840>having sex with a woman who has fucked black guys on cameraNo thank youI guess Riley would be the cutest if you gave me a clone that was cleansed of her bpd and whoreness
>>34846895For what?
>>34846884I want something different
>>34846908Go get it. Get rid of what you have now for what it is you think will make you happy.
>>34846903Not really. I still get carded.>>34846904And this guy thinks I'm a zoomer. Lmao.
>>34846910>Not really. I still get carded.:| ma'am you're in your mid thirties why lie about this
>>34846840none of themthey're disgusting
>>34846910Just because you have the intellect of a minor doesn't make you youthful
>>34846518break up with her
>>34846910Calling you a zoomer wasn't a compliment. I'm saying you're a short sighted, rebellious woman child that follows the same retarded thinking to become a lesbian rather than just submit to male authority. It's fucking pathetic and you should be ashamed.Every woman that thinks and acts like you should be ashamed.
>>34846892>>34846885perhaps we are both responsible in some ways
>>34846889What's not cute about the faces of those girls you rejected?
Hi
>>34846930NO, it's COMPLETELY one gender's fault and we will argue here until we decide who it is!!!!
>>34846933they have strong jaws and look manlier
>>34846934hello!!>>34846935alright, have fun
>>34846938Can't say I really agree.
>>34846835>In German and Dutch it has a good connotationNo it hasn't. Its a word you avoid to describe people or things because it has a negative connotation. >>34846842We purpose bred the Dutchies to beat the jews at their own game, they are a Germanic bioweapon used for counter-jewry.
>>34846930It is yeah, but I see a lot of men stepping up and improving themselves and trying to become father figures and return to traditional masculinity while rejecting porn and manchildism and not much women becoming non whores and reigning in feminist ideology and becoming more feminine and submissive.
>>34846902>Nah. You're all very gay like you're about to kiss the nearest male to you if he gives you a compliment. It's palpable in the air.NTA but what do you expect? If you're the type of guy who wants/needs to feel appreciated and valued on a personal level, gay men are the only ones who enthusiastically offer that.
>>34846930Much to think about
>It's palpable in the air.Such a way with words.
>>34846949makes sense, men see what men are doing and women see what women are doing, but those efforts are invisible to the opposite genderwhat a pickle
>>34846947billig and goedkoop both are positive. obviously not if you describe people with it
POOPED
Moids, please lovebomb me
>>34846958The solution is to forcibly transgender people so they're exposed to the opposite perspectiveOnly then will we achieve enlightenment
>>34846959No, its a positive if its both cheap and good aka a good deal, same as in english. Calling something cheap on its own is a negative. As in English.
>>34846958What have you seen women do? Genuine question I'm not trying to just antagonize a response, if they're doing stuff I want to know. Mostly what I seem to see is women focusing on their career and stuff like that, putting efforts into dating,mental health, etc but it's always completely ignoring what men are actually asking for. So if there's stuff I'm missing I'd like to know.
>>34846961Hi sweaty
I was born to blow your mind. Or something along those lines
>>34846961If we had children I would occasionally let you see them provided you had monitoring programs on your phone to keep you off foid websites
Women, what would you consider safe horny?
>>34846961You have the most amazing gunt I have ever seen, want to marry me?
>>34846966nta but me and my friends are making a concerted effort to pay for dates, and just avoiding social media/dating apps to detox from the horrible culture and high standards
>>34846961you're really thoughtful and clever, I like the way you're friendly and considerate but very assertive, the way you laugh is really cute, I wish I knew how to tell you that I just want to spend more time with you
>>34846966What I try to do is simply listen to men. Instead of dismissing their feelings, I try to understand their problems. Treating them like people instead of sex vending machines. Part of that is coming here to /atoga/, but it's up for debate how useful this place is.I like hearing men talk anyway because your voices are sexy, so it's a win-win. I don't have many friends so I don't know what broad societal changes are happening, but that's what I do personally.
>>34846978Scaring women off by saying stuff like this and meaning it sucks.Lots of emotionally unavailable people out there
>>34846961You are SO good at lactating, the best I've ever seen
>>34846961I'm just happy you're here It would kill me if you leaveIf you didn't want to stayWho am I to interject?
>>34846983>your voices are sexyWanna hear mine it's nasally
>>34846985because its pretty clear you're just sucking up to her because you want a crumb of that pussy. Being an ass licker doesn't get you laid, not in the literal sense and not in the figurative sense.
>>34846983how is it possible for a woman to have no friends?
>>34846985yeah honestly I'm just describing my crush. she probably wouldn't want to hear it from me but if it makes OP feel good then at least my feelings aren't completely pointless.
>>34846995That just isn't true. If all I wanted was pussy, I'd be using dating apps or hiring hookers.I just want a woman I can see eye to eye with
>>34846999How the fuck do you have a "crush" yet never talked to her? Are you 14?
>>34846964Im dutch you retarded fucker, goedkoop literally has the word good in it
Hey femanon *Glances up and down at you*Problems with the boyfriend again?
We should nuke India and Eastern Europe
R u kissing any1 ?
>>34846991It's less sexy over the internet of course. The best is when my head is pressed to his chest while he talks.>>34846996I don't have a car and I let all my school friendships die, so I kinda just stopped existing.
I’m addickted to shopping
>>34847006Wtf did eastern Europe do
>>34846996Small boobs
>>34847004And I'm German you fuckwit, calling something "Billig" in German is an insult. Almost as if we're different people with distinct languages or something.
>>34847011What'd you buy
>>34847007Not 4 a long tiem now no
>>34847001>I just want a woman I can see eye to eye withthen why are you simping? Would you say this to a good friend, even if you valued him?>I wish I knew how to tell you that I just want to spend more time with you"I'm gonna do X on the Xth, wanna join me?" There you go, if the desire is mutual she will now spend time with youl.
>>34847003where did I say that? we talk all the time.
>>34846949>I see a lot of men stepping up and improving themselves and trying to become father figures and return to traditional masculinity while rejecting porn and manchildism and not much women becoming non whores and reigning in feminist ideologyNot the anon, but this is because of the key psychological differences between the sexes. Men consider breaking away from cultural norms or going against the grain to be virtuous and pioneering, a challenge or obstacle to wrestle with. The more rogue and wayward the man goes the more masculine he feels. Women tend to be the the opposite, the more she conforms and keeps with status quo the more secure she feels the more feminine she feels. When culture is poisoned men will want to fight against it, women submit to it and when they collectively submit to it they will fight to preserve it. This is how you can see many women socially shaming or campaigning against their own defeat, against their own interests, such as allowing migrations of strangers from nations known to be woman beating rapists, or glorifying the porn industry which only commodifies and profits from turning women into products, or the transgenders, letting grown men into their bathrooms or their women only spaces or sports. Once women are collectively convinced to destroy themselves there's not much that can be done about it, especially now that they make up half of the voting population. People always doubt this phenomena of the female gender exists. But if you look back to any time on real life footage from the 1950s you can see the women doing it. A good example is the interview with Hunter S Thompson and a Hells Angel biker. The Biker bragged that it's okay to beat a woman like a carpet and abuse a woman if she is out of line.The audience cheered and applauded, the majority of them were women applauding it.
>>34847023>the majority of them were women applauding it...because their husbands were right there watching
>>34847020I was really just referring to the compliments in that post, not the yearning. Sorry I wasn't clearer.I do actually ask out women I'm interested in, but I've just had bad luck with the last few
>>34846949You actually see this? Personally? Or you just read about it online?Please make sure not to fall for gender war ragebait.
>>34846961ILY
>>34847013True, small boobs causing so much lust probably makes it hard to just be friends.
>>34847027>I do actually ask out women I'm interested inHow are you posting from prison?
>>34847037They give us an hour of yard time every day. Well, gymnasium time and they crack a few windows.
>>34847025Hard to say which had husbands and which didn't. You are onto a legitimate point I will admit, even if we suppose none of the women had husbands in attendance, the women would applaud anyway. Because her future husband could be watching, that's the mentality. The women will always clothe themselves in the virtues or beliefs that they feel the currently socially valuable man will approve of. Back in the 1960s the Hells Biker Angel was the majority male viewpoint: Smack your woman if she talks out of line. Hunter S Thompson was the drug addled liberal who took issue with it (he defended the wife of the hells biker leader, tried to stop him from punching her teeth in. The hells angels beat the shit out of him for intervening and kicked him out of the club).The point remains women collectively do not care about what is heroic or not, it's about what is the social status. If the social status norm is it's okay to beat women, that's exactly what women will value. If it's the opposite, they value that etc.
>>34847023I believe that beating women and nagging men into suicide are necessary components of a trad marriage. Like what do you do when you find out that being locked up for your whole life with some random you shotgunn weddin'gd is actually a nightmare? The pent up resentment and sexual frustration invariably has to explode in some way. Theres nothign worse than living with a partner who is not a good fit, let alone an outspoken cunt. So they essentially trade blows by beating and nagging each other into compliance so they can cope and have an at least somewhat funcitonal life. Such is life when divorce is outlawed and people are told to marry after making out once.
>>34847043From a female pov it often looks like men are the hivemind, you knowSeeing people like that is easy, but it's not productive
>>34847044Have you ever dated a woman before?
>>34847021Anon is just a full-time hater eager to get mad about something and talk down to someone about it
>>34847043A lot of it is just behaving politely. I'm not sure following ettiquette means that women are inferior.
>>34847047From my male pov I agree, they men are acting like women now today. They have become more hive mind like. You can see the same social shaming and cattiness and vanity in modern men today that almost mirrors women's social dynamics. I haven't a clue why it happened but my guess would be it's the 51% divorce rate. Boys raised by single moms tend to embody female like behaviorisms due to a lack of male father role modeling. Consider how many men are wanting women to make the first move, wanting women to desire them, wanting women to want them, lamenting and socially shaming others when they don't get their way, etc. That was a minority occurrence among men just 30 years ago.
Is it true that men are en masse getting hair transplants these days? How are people affording it if true? Even in turkey, people act like nobody has 100 bucks in the bank but they're still spending like 10k just to travel and have it done in turkey even if that's cheaper than domestic.
>>34847056>Is it true that men are en masse getting hair transplants these days?No, just terminally online closeted gays with do-nothing WFH jobs.
>>34847054That does seem to be the trend. I don't claim to understand the causes behind it. For my part, I still think men are pretty cool.
>>34847052>A lot of it is just behaving politely. I'm not sure following ettiquette means that women are inferior.That's the problem, women will politely open the gates and welcome social ruin. But I don't think it makes women inferior, because the social status quo seeking behaviours of women is a social strength that keeps a good community remaining good, because they will pressure and socially engineer things among peer groups to ensure thinks are kept secure, stable, similar. What I am saying is somewhere along the lines this got reverse engineered to work against women and it fucked them horribly.
>>34847020>then why are you simping? Would you say this to a good friend, even if you valued him?I tell people things I admire about them pretty routinely, yeah. I think pointing out people's good qualities helps reinforce them and makes them feel good. but like you've basically said, it would probably come across as self-serving if I did the same to her.
>>34847056same as women looksmaxing they go together
>>34847048Yes, if any issues can't be resolved by a good hatefuck, I move on and look for abetetr one. >>34847054Internet communication is inherently foid coded. Men are regulated among each other by the fact that getting hit for taling too much shit is always implicitly on the table even among the most non-ciolent men. The internet removes that possibility and teaches men to talk with no boundaries, like women do.
>>34847060>I don't claim to understand the causes behind it.I blame this.Things weren't like this before everyone carried around a webcam.
It seems my godfather had a heart attack yesterday. They put him into an artificial coma currently.My aunt (his wife) already dead earlier this year.Two of my parents' neighbours died this year (cancer, and dementia with other issues).It feels like everybody around me is dying.
>>34847054>wanting women to desire them, wanting women to want thembros is it gay to want women to actually like you
>>34847062Well it's not very nice to trick us into destroying civilization just because we want to be a happy family :(
>>34847070No lol. It is a little gay to complain about being the one that has to initiate most of the time thoughI do agree with that anon that this is a very strange thing to see among young men online. I don't encounter it in real life.
>>34847070Yes it is gay to primp and prance in front of a mirror and upload pictures in hopes that the lady you've been ogling finally makes a move and hits on you. Thats a foids game.
>>34847067That's a big part of it. Women used to be able to choose to post lewd pics online or not, now other take pics and make the choice for us.
>>34847066>The internet removes that possibility and teaches men to talk with no boundaries, like women do.Boundaries are 50/50. To me as a man, crossing boundaries and pushing boundaries and breaking boundaries is quintessentially a masculine thing. When you tell boys for example, "Under NO circumstances do you EVER climb that tree in that forest or else!" Within the next hour the boys are plotting rebellion and how to go do exactly that. Women are typically the hen peckers, the boundary builders, the brow beaters, etc. you can see it among female children when they talk among themselves they are already socially policing each other at age 5 lmao. "Don't say that! Becky don't talk to me in that voice!.." or shit testing each other "Umm Stacy? Do you remember my birthday? Oh yeah well what is it then?" (Testing if they are invested in the friendship). I do blame the internet though just for different reasons >>34847067Yes. Replacing a woman's vanity mirror is the black mirror, the smartphone. Social media takes women's built in proclivity for social hierarchy and status seeking and cranks it up to 1,000%. Also notice the Apple iPhone is the 'status' phone. Majority of consumers are female of the iPhone. Notice the logo, a half bitten apple. The fruit which tempted Eve kek
>>34847077I dunno man, being lewd in public places where everyone can snap a pic of you always had a chance of getting around.
>>34846840Sad that Mia Khalifa will always be known as the Arab pornstar since Sarah Arabic is much better
My phone fell down twice onto my torso because keep nearly in, I am so tires
>>34847082>Women are typically the hen peckers, the boundary builders, the brow beaters, etc. Yeah, that was my point. If you do that as a guy IRL, you will be deemed a faggot and get smacked and bullied for it.But just look at this place, where estrogenized incels can attempt to hen peck men into not approaching women. Any man who behaves like this and tells others to not talk to women would get slapped like a bitch twenty years ago. But on the internet, where they can do it with on real consequences whatsoever, they can spread their "message" until people start to actually fall for it.Like most incels will never ever utter the shit they do online while IRL because they know it would be their social death.
>>34847082>Yes. Replacing a woman's vanity mirror is the black mirror, the smartphone. Social media takes women's built in proclivity for social hierarchy and status seeking and cranks it up to 1,000%. Also notice the Apple iPhone is the 'status' phone. Majority of consumers are female of the iPhone.You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying that men have begun to shame each other the same way that women do because smartphones have fundamentally changed the way most people socialize, men and women both.Also, Satan tempted Eve, and the apple logo is a reference to the apple that fell on Isaac Newton's head.Don't get too comfortable and forget that Adam ate it too, anon.
Women, would you take on the role of the weasel to play Pin the Weasel with your boyfriend?
>>34846840They've all been blacked, there's no point in me even trying to satisfy them
>>34847089ok tough guy
>>34847089Yeah I agree. But remember:>Like most incels will never ever utter the shit they do online while IRL because they know it would be their social death.The reason for this is because it's usually going to be women who speak their social death into existence. I saw this in person many times, many examples of awkward incel I knew personally saying a crude joke in earshot of a young woman and I just knew she was going to go raise the alarm and contact our employer to snitch on him to start a social smear even tho she was not the one being joked about. That's exactly what she did too. Where as men would just tell the guy to shut up and get back to work, women IRL want your name known and your reputation dragged for the offense. And women are incentivized to do this because it gets them 10 minutes of local attention if they post the tale on FB or gram and a few hundred likes for their trouble. That's what incels are afraid of generally. The answer is to not give a shit as a man and let them talk shit because it doesn't matter.>>34847090Yeah in just speaking metaphorically to play on the imagery to highlight the fact women are the majority of social media though, most platforms skew female majority.
>>34847090>make a tool to supercharge female socialization>give it to both men and womenI see the problem
>>34847093I’m not ashamed to admit that I had a crush on her too. We all did back then
Women my penis is cheesy. Aromatic and marinating
>>34847103>I just knew she was going to go raise the alarm and contact our employer to snitch on him to start a social smear even tho she was not the one being joked about.I've never heard of or seen that happen, but I'm from the US either. The worst that aever happened to me was a woman getting the ick after being into me beforehand, and in all honesty the joke was shit and offensive for the sake of being offensive apart from being crude.
>>34847106You think she posted on here? Deifnitely has that femanon phenotype.And the grippy, apparently.
>>34847108cut it off
>>34846486if you give me a blowjob I'm dumping you
How do you deal with being cringy?
>>34847118some girls are into that
>>34847009You making any efforts to find new friends?
>>34847116Can you do that with your teeth
>>34846486I want a woman I already love to suck my dick.You'd have a better chance getting me to fall in love with you by looking me in the eyes and spending quality time with me.
>>34847112You either got lucky or your place of work isn't in a social facing sector maybe? It's common in workplaces that deal with public. It's extremely common in workplaces that have a HR department. Which when you boil it down may as well be "Social police department" lol. It's 70-80% female dominated and the majority of workers who ever use it are women who feel offended or uncomfortable at the workplace. Male common sense would say 'if it's really that bad go to the real police'. But women know there's no crime committed yet will demand a form of corrective justice anyway. No fun allowed!
>>34847119Really or are you saying that to please me?
>>34847118I don't think I'm cringy. How are you being cringy?
>>34847129Often times things hit me from the past that I did that were cringy. Saying the wrong things and such
>>34847118I try to remember that I'm usually the only person in the room cringing at what I have to say.
>>34847114Consensus is that it was her. People figured out who she was long before the FTX thing blew up, and of course her posts immediately stopped when they got arrested
>>34847131Jsyk I'm cringing at you too bro
>>34847130Eh if it's in the past then who gives a shit, nothing you can do about it now so why waste time thinking about it. If I focus on the cringiest moments of my life I also want to shudder but I don't bother thinking about it much. I learned my lesson from those episodes (basically don't drink) so nothing to be gained from thinking about it more
>>34847134>(basically don't drink)That was a big thing for me tooI dont drink anymore at all ever, its never led to something good for me
When I get rich and famous im still gonna post here because I love you
>>34847138Thank you anonNever forget who you are
>>34847133I'm sure, but you also downloaded your entire personality from your phone.
>>34847127As I've said, I'm simply not from the US. Considering its overall similiarity to the late Soviet union, down to Politburo officials /Billionaires literally owning everything directly, employing similar forms of social policing is no surprise.
What I'm saying is tho, men are letting themselves be pussy whipped because of how loud feminized social influence is, whether that's coming direct from women or from a pussy whipped female coded simp boy. The way to break out of the conditioning is whenever you feel socially judged by it, picture pic related is nagging at you. Then just tell the archetype nagging woman to shove the ruler up her ass and move on with your day aka stop caring
>>34847138My mango
>>34847120No, I've learned to enjoy being alone too much, I think.
>>34847132>I too could have pinned the weasel if I played my cards rightOn an unrelated note, I still haven't managed to rizz up a single femanon and am still wondering how it works if all of them live hundreds of kilometres away, if not a whole ocean.
>>34847147But humans need social connection. Do you have other relationships you maintain? How do you mark the passage of time, how do you prevent it from becoming one big blur if you're spending most of it alone?
>>34847144Is there a question in there or just a triggered bitch boy?
Ive been on 4chins since like 2007my homeboard has changed frequently but IVe always stayed. What boards do you guys browse now?Mainly /int/, /vg/ and /adv/ for me.
>>34847144I'd get on my knees for her
>>34847144most of the pussy whipping is done by other men thoughbeit
>>34847149I chat online, but otherwise I plan to just live until I get bored, then check out via medical assisted suicide.
I cringe at myself too much how do i continue living like this when I can't stop thinking about wanting to die?
>>34847157Realize everybody is cringe
>>34847155and you're female? what a waste of perfectly good tits and ass :/
>>34847151My home board used to be /x/ back when it was just spooky internet things and creepypastas and america's next top model watch parties.Eventually I moved to /vg/ for a handful of games that were popular at the time, and also /g/ some of the time.Now it's pretty much just /tg/ for miniature painting and /adv/ for this thread as a pseudo chatroom. /v/, /vg/ and /tv/ and /a/ if something topical is going on.
>>34847157>>34847160This.
>>34847151Fadv. atoga only. I’ve seen the other ones but I don’t really care. I like to answer random questions
What would be the foid equivalent of "nice guys can't fuck"?
Moids, if you were a duke and had to marry an ugly princess from a different tribe for political reasons, would you also take a hot concubine and have sex with her instead?Remember, her children can't be legal heirs.
>>34847157Everyone is cringe and no one really cares
>>34847151Came here in 2006 for /a/, /b/ and /v/. I've spent most of my time on this site on the video game boards, but I hung out on /x/ a lot too.Nowadays I mostly hang out on this board, but I also read /tg/ and /ic/ occasionally.
>>34847165Chad won't marry an average girl
>>34847143What's funny is some European countries make more political arrests in a year than Russia ever did in 5 years.
>>34847161This whole thread is a cesspool of dicks and titties going tragically unsuckedIt's quite depressing
>>34847168>/ic/but that board is so shit my manor has it changed in the past 2 years?
>>34847155No offense but that sounds miserable. How old are you? Have you had any negative social interactions in the past that have turned you off from trying to find new connections? Why not give it a shot at least?
>>34847165Girlbosses can't love, I think
>>34847165Nah that’s incel wishful fantasy. Nice guys fuck a lot, because they are nice. And they get really good at it.
>>34847165>What would be the foid equivalent of "nice guys can't fuck"?Men don't care about your degree, or something like that. Nice guys think being nice will get the pussy. Ugly girls think an education makes them a more desirable partner.
>>34847176girlbosses are such a jokeone time I lived in a really shitty neighbourhood and I got a package for my neighbourit said girlboss all over itshe was a single mom with no future prospects
>>34847173I've read much shittier, and I've been trying to draw more lately. Even though I've been here off and on for like 20 years I'd hardly ever visited it, so I can't really comment on the board culture.
>>34847178thisyou should extend it thoughbeit"your income wont get you a partner" or somethingmen dont care how good your career is
>>34847176Nah the female equivalent of a nice guy is a slut. Think about it, the nice guy THINKS he's catering to a woman's emotional desires only to find out she isn't getting wet for him. The slut THINKS she is catering to a man's desires only to find out she isn't getting a diamond ring.
>>34847171>titties unsuckedSpeak for yourself lol, I'm literally breastfeeding my daughter right now
>>34847176No I mean what class of girl can't fuck? Like shy girls? Obviously there are quite a few that can't.
>>34847183Hmm, good point. Sluts can't marry, then?
>>34847181I used to post there when I was insecure about my art and I got shit onthen one ofmy posts got like 10k likes and a bunch of shares and I realized I was good enough, even other artists i looked up to were sharing my posts also i once posted art from a good but not well known japanese artist there and they shat on it, when a different anon pointed out who the real artist was they all went silentmuh loomis is horrible advice toojust draw a lot and you'll get there. use references.
>>34847186Girls won't care if they are sexually doubted. They will care if you doubt their ability to be loved
I think I have a molestable body
>>34847186I don't think there is one. A lot of men have low standards.
>>34847185>>>/u/
>>34847187>Hmm, good point. Sluts can't marry, then?Something like that just more catchier or sharper. "Sluts aren't meant for love" or something. We always had catch phrases for it though. "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife."
>>34847189>Girls won't care if they are sexually doubted.Speak for yourself. If people wouldn't give an organ to fuck me, what even is the point?
>>34847188lol, fwiw I mostly read threads that complain about this exact same thing and didn't see nearly as much of what they were complaining about, so I either just got really good at ignoring bait or the pendulum is currently in the other direction
>>34847196Yeah but with peace and love to you, you're a staunch bisexual/lesbian with male code in you. You're not the typical woman specimen
Being sick is so lonely.
>>34847197just compared to /lit/ it was so hopeless. the entire point of the board was art critique and they sucked at that.meanwhile if youre a writer /lit/ will actually have decent advice. some trolls too but enough good advice to be worth it
I like it when you mention that you are a bit sick or whatever and your (female) friend starts treating you like a baby for some reason
>>34847185lies, /atoga/ femanons are too flat to produce milk
>>34847203One of woman's best qualities. Maternal instinct is hot
>>34847203I like it when they offer to breastfeed you to nourish you back to good health
>>34847186From my experience it's the ADHD + coexisting conditions crowd (ODD, mood, anxiety, sleep). If they talk about spoons you know they are a terrible lay.Please do not confuse the above with Cluster B which are amazing fucks generally.
>>34847203Caregiving instincts activated
>>34847203Yea but now I’m single and not a woman in the world besides my mother cares if I live or die
>>34847166I'd have several
>>34847203Lucky. I haven’t gotten this in ages.
What was Newton's problem?
>>34847165Nice girls can't tell if a guy is obviously going to abuse or cheat on them
>>34847213Yeah, that’s a good one.
>>34847213And its always so obvious toomy cousin dated a guy, she introduced him to us and I knew instantly what type of man he wasa year later he cheated on hershe didnt forgive him though, she actually broke up with him thankfully
>>34847212He was an incel.
The only people who oppose male only spaces are men. If you start a men only club, it will be other men who call you gay for doing so, not women.
Body aches thank God for paracetamol
>>34847220That and the governments across the world
>>34847220On what planet?
>>34847205I've been told I'm good at activating those, don't know what to think about that desu
You know that it's alright if you wanna cry
>>34847198You don't have to be. Perfect is a perception. One mans trash, right?
>>34847228I got a good cry in last night.
>>34847216Good for her.I absolutely respect women who leave guys like that, no issues. Women who don't though? They are barely human in my mind.And yes, it is super obvious 90% of the time.
I never pay for datesthe only time I did it was a waste of money because there wasn't even a second date
No no no NO NO NO NO NO DONT DO THAT
I always pay for dates. I went on a date for the first time this decade earlier this year, and she looked at me like I did a magic trick when I picked up the bill.I didn't know it was like this out there now.
>>34847228no I won't cry anymore
Men, if I have never been approached, catcalled, and generally ignored or mocked by men can I safely assume I am ugly?
>>34847236WHAT AM I DOING
>>34847207You're an asshole and this is not true!
>>34847240yeah or you spend literally all your time insideim a homebody, ugly dude, and even ive been groped and catcalled by both women and men
>>34847240Ye but I can confirm that for you if you post face
>>34847240No, I don't think so.
>>34847207>If they talk about spoons you know they are a terrible lay.?
>>34847240Not necessarily. Do you go outside
>hottie from last week is at the bar again>she hugged mewowzers! just like my isekai wish fulfillment! aw shucks, feminists aren't going to like this!
>>34847240In general catcalling is very rare now unless it is in a diverse urban area. This basically stopped happening everywhere else after #MeToo. Same with approaches.
>>34847212>What was Newton's problem?Autism, unironically.>>34847250>just like my isekai wish fulfillment!She's in middle school?
>>34847240Probably. I'm sorry that happened to you.
>>34847240You're probably just normal looking. normal people never get any attention. They just look like stock photos.
>>34847248You know what you are
>>34847248In case you want to go down the rabbit holehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory
>>34847240>>34847255I'd say this is the most likely answer.
How long is a professional autism assessment supposed to last? What does it entail?
>>34847165long nails = bed death
normal (mid) girls are the best
>>34847257How stupid
>>34847170Whats funny is, that country is called UK and is not part of Europe, neither administratively nor geographically. I know american propaganda about the state of Europe is absolutely insane, you'd believe we were enemy nations with how much insane shit gets up to glorify the absolute state of your shithole.
>>34847245>>34847247I go for walks most days but aside from that yeah I do stay inside mostly. In high school and college though most other women even ‘ugly’ ones eg fat women got a bit of attention (regardless if unwanted) so I kind of knew from how nobody tried talking to me then.
>>34847256I know that I'm confused. I don't know what you're referring to.>>34847257Oh, okay. This is pretty silly stuff.
>>34847251It's a sweet sentiment but often if you're alone somewhere kind of unfamiliar and get cat called, it can be scary and the first thought could be creepy if you are a woman, smaller or weaker.. but not always. Getting to know somwone can alleviate those fears. I have also seen when two people's eyes meet in a crowded room and that can genuinely spark a feeling of safety. I wear alot of tennis skirts and have been victimized so it's natural for me to aire on the side of caution.
>>34847165You aren't a catchEvery single woman think she's a catch for some reason
>>34847263I'm sure Germany gets up to similar antics
>>34847263What continent is the UK in if not Europe? You can see it from France
>>34847264>I go for walks most days but aside from that yeah I do stay inside mostly.Well there's your answer lol.You're not in high school anymore, so try not to expect people to treat you like you are. I doubt you're any uglier than the average woman. You just sound insecure.
>>34847264actually i think fat women may get more attention then 5/6s because fat women are seen as easy lays so desperate guys will chase themwhilst with a 5/6 you dont have that stereotype
>>34847268>someone got paid to draw this ugly garbageIt's almost enough to make me change careers out of spite
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the knights?
>>34847274Im right here baby*slaps your ass**cheats on you*
>>34847269Not that I know of, no. Just don't threaten to kill politicians on Faceberg >>34847270Its not even physically on the same continent. Culturally and politically its basically a US aircraft carrier station north of France.
>>34847267Hey baby, nice legs
>>34847274I'm at work. Do you need a hero perchance
>>34847274I'm here but I'm taken :3
>>34847210What if they started plotting against one another?
I like it when women have very thin legs
>>34847237Really? Why?
>>34847281Why would they do that their lives are paradise. All I did was kill their men and kidnap them from their homelands
>>34847165Women are boringThe only interesting on your bumble profile is the picture of you in the bikini or the dress that shows off your cleveageReally is amazing how deluded these women are about male attraction to womenLike why would I find your love of travel or reading interesting? I swiped right because of your titties and you showed me your titties
>>34847261In Jesus name, amen
>>34847271>>34847272I can’t disagree with that. I know it’s ‘female privilege’ and entitled and arrogant to expect attention as most men never get anything of the sort but it does weigh on me how it seems virtually every other person of the same gender had something. Especially as my mother is very pretty and my sister likes to compare me to ugly celebrities. I considered transitioning for most of my teens years and this played a big part in that.
>>34847272Strong disagree.
>>34847274>Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the knights?Off to marry a good woman. No one wants to save the hoes except for the simps
>>34847290youre a girl you can go very far with proper outfits and make upa lot of uglier girls stick to whats safe, jeans and such, but if theyd dress cutely, sundresses and whatnot, they could add 1-2 points to their attractiveness. look at your good features and accentuate those
>>34847290I'll catcall and grope you if you want
>>34847285Why not? I like getting treated to a meal, so I don't really have to think twice about treating someone I like to a meal. I won't say no to her picking up the bill, but I'm really not put out by paying.
Womenb, why? Just why? Well made proper designs are actually hot, but what is it with the ugly tattoos
>>34847294I don't really agree with that. Makeup to me seems a bit like faking, if someone is not attractive naturally I don’t think there is any point in trying to dress up or fake being pretty. Just have to dress practically and accept it's not for you.
>>34847299everyone has good and bad features, even if theyre not conventionally attractiveie maybe your eyes are decentyou can use make-up to to make that stand out moreguys are screwed, they cant go for make up plastic surgery is their only option
>>34847290>I considered transitioning for most of my teens years and this played a big part in that.I'm glad you didn't! Your sister sounds like a cunt.>I know it’s ‘female privilege’ and entitled and arrogant to expect attention as most men never get anything of the sort but it does weigh on me how it seems virtually every other person of the same gender had something. It's cool, I get it. I've heard my sister and my mom talk about this before too. Neither of them are ugly; just average looking.
>>34847297Nigga the "meal ticket"
>>34847303Is it really normal to split the bill on a first date now lol?
Women if your brother called you "cute" how would you feel
>>34847297youre getting taken advantage ofthen again i have a friend who always pays for dates and he claims he has like an 80% success rate so if thats you then you do you
>>34847298Got my fingers tattooed last month. They are so cool. Get fucked, loser.
>>34847308Post tats faggot
>>34847306Guess it would be weird? I don’t have a family
>>34847308post fingers Also jokes on you as I don't actually mind. I just like well made tattoos instead of the bathroom stall style
>>34847310No. I want to be anon
>>34847306That would be kind of weird coming from my brother.
It seems like religious people are the happiest. Not the online grifters and larpers, but the ones living in reality.
>>34847314Getting finger tats and you're still a pussy, figures
>>34847312Mine are beautiful and well made. I’m dating the artist now actually. Do you have any tattoos?
>>34847321Try it, bitch
>>34847274There are no dragons left to slay nor are there any princesses worth saving, thus knights are obsolete.
>>34847307I’m not getting taken advantage of. I just like to do this.I foot my sister’s bill whenever we get lunch too. If anything, this is a bit chauvinistic of me.
>>34847299makeup is fun and being pretty is fun. natural beauty is underrated and overlooked but it is classic and chic. i feel beauty standards have come a long way
>>34847319>It seems like religious people are the happiest. Not the online grifters and larpers, but the ones living in reality.It's because they are, and it's not because they are more capable than non-religious it's actually because they simply developed a mentality that leaves the big questions and problems to a higher power and they focus on their own lives and they forget the world. You don't need to be religious to start this process, just a belief in a higher power of any kind is a good start, whether that's a deity or a force or a spiritual concept of any kind. Even Freemasons understand this, that's why you are not permitted to become one unless you have a belief in a higher power
>>34847325Try what, it's all on you you fucking poser
>>34847306My brother only ever called me cute to his friends when he was trying to hook us up.
>>34847330Too much of a coward to get a widdle tattoo, no wonder you whine so much.
Do you think young lads in the middle ages saw knights in armor and thought "that's so badass" the way young lads today see soldiers in their video games and think they're badass
>>34846664>>34846666>>34846669I'm back, I fucked her and it was great. She was super sweet. I had to spray a delay cream 10 min prior because of PE, and thankfully I was able to make it to penetrative sex. HoorayShe asked me if she could suck my dick raw, and I was reluctant because of the numbing cream, but since it had been around 15min since I had applied it, I figured it would've been ok. Only after we were done, did she started to notice her lips getting numb lol. She asked me if I had put something on my penis. "yeah I have PE. sorry" She was very chill about it and said it was fine,: " I use something like that when I do anal" lol. After I nutted inside her, with condom on, we chatted for a while and she complemented my big dick a few times. I said it's alright, it's not that big. She said: Yes it is, I wouldn't do anal with that.
>>34847326Quitter talkhttps://youtu.be/xoN7_lR1MOw
>>34847328I think for me natural beauty trumps makeup. I appreciate how creative people can get but I would feel a fraud if I was attractive only through makeup. It's funny, I don't have any glaring bad features and I think my features in isolation are attractive but I think asymmetry and a chubby face really fucks me up lol. The real takeaway from this is to just not care about looks. As much as I would like to be naturally attractive it's only a lucky few who are, thinking about it just gets me depressed so there's no point worrying about it.
>>34847332Shes already back there crying because hes being mean again, but you do you boo.
>>34847332None of this is about me or my tattoos I have nothing to prove, you're the fucking tough guy bragging about your finger tats, let's see em bitch
>>34847333yeah probably
>>34847339What?>>34847340Mhm, you rave all you want, little one
>>34847333Yes, absolutely they did!
>>34847334>she complemented my big dick a few timesLmao
Post a song that makes you think of him/her.
>>34847323No, I never felt drawn to it.I just appreciate them in others.
>>34847334Escorts always tell you that you have a big dick and that the sex was amazing. That's what makes customers come back for more.
>finger tattoos may as well tattoo a QR code on your forehead and surgically embed an airtag in your rectum
>>34847345Post those tats you sissy come on, got em for nothing?
>>34847348Hookers never do that! lmfao
>>34847353Why would you think anyone got anything for you, haha
>>34847297No, why was she surprised?
>>34847349https://youtu.be/be2LvYXOcSI
>>34847349Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBVB7a94O_4
>>34847333No. Young peasants and knights came from completely different strata of society. It would be a bit more like young people in occupied France looking at a German tank: not as something to aspire to, just something to be afraid of, and to avoid.
>>34847349Drops of Jupiter
>>34847355You got them because you're such a big man and you're the shit. But not when you actually have to prove it it seems
>It's normal to be a bit self-conscious during sex. But what about thinking about how you look and sound during solo sex? Such is the case for nearly half of people—especially Gen Z>The phenomenon is called "spectatoring," referring to being a spectator of your own body and performance during sex.Femanons, do you do this?
>>34847319>It seems like religious people are the happiest. Not the online grifters and larpers, but the ones living in reality.No religious person lives in the real world.
>>34847350Can you draw me like one of your french girls?
>>34847349Does anyone actually open and listen to these
>>34847356Oh, my bad. She expected me to want to split the bill with her for whatever reason. She was a few years younger than me, I guess?In any case, she acted much more impressed by that than I would expect anyone to.
Question inspired by this thread: >>34843824What would prompt a woman to bring another woman on a date if she has been out a few times with the guy and made out/gotten fingerbanged etc. already? Is she just a whacky bitch, gunning for a threesome, wants to reject him smoothly or what?
>>34847363I want to grab her hips
>>34847349Total Eclipse of the Heart
>>34847363Zoomies should be turned into an exhibit at the Zoo, truly fascinating creatures.
>>34847366I do, but only when I'm using a pc. It's kinda a pain in the ass on mobile.
>>34847349The thong song
>>34847349DJ Quik -Sexuality
So I tried to write a song to make you blush
>>34847366I do, not always the full songs but at least the start.
>>34847368I read that thread and think that woman was just telling him the truth: her friend couldn't be alone right now, but she didn't want to cancel her date with him. Pretty weird, but I think she was telling the truth. "Gunning for a threesome" is a spectacularly retarded read on this situation
>>34847368Are they a thing? If so, youre being cucked and cheated on - if not, then an old flame died.
>>34847203Men are so pathetic with illnesses.
>>34847348>>34847354>>34847351I know 7 inches isn't huge, but I know I have an above average cock. I also know a hooker will say that to make me come back. I personally don't care that much, but it's better than hearing " what a tiny cock lmao"
>>34847349I've forgotten about that heartless bitch
>>34847367It's only young women who are impressed by this. When you get a little older you realise how important it is not to let men pay for things.
I wish that I could turn back time'Cause now the guilt is all mineMaybe I should watch some old anime.
>>34847382Average cock
>>34847380I just said I had a slight headache I wasn't being a baby about it
My name is Nick Gurr
>>34847384>It's only young women who are impressed by this.I wondered. Hadn't dated in a while. >When you get a little older you realise how important it is not to let men pay for things.Jeez, okay.
>>34847203gonna text the girl who rejected me last month and say i'm entering my first round of chemo tomorrowwish me luck, bros
>>34847382That's great about your big penis, whoremonger
>>34847389Do you hurr in da durr?
>>34847368I would take what she said at face value: that her friend was going through a really rough time and she didn't want to leave her alone for the evening, because she was worried about her. So she (quite politely, I think) explained the situation, and told the guy "so, if you'd like to hang out with my friend and me, that's cool; or if that's a bit weird, can we reschedule?"
>>34847384how about a Lego date femanon? we can split the bill :3
>>34847389Hi Nick! I am Monica
>>34847389Pleasure to meet you
>>34847368The only time I've been in that scenario was as a formality before an eventual threesome.
WomenWould you date a man who puts RESPECT on his meemaw? (Grandma)
Is this true?
>>34847349https://youtu.be/H6pQir3gYwc<3
>>34847405Imagine putting in all that effort to make a shitty meme out of such ugly and overused characters, only to fuck up and post it online after including a typo. Genuinely the work of somebody who should end it all.
>>34847368testing him to see if he stares at her instead of me
>>34847349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4reTLhgybA
>>34847411I would deliberately place a red Lego brick in a wall of all yellow legos just to piss you off
>>34847397>how about a Lego date femanon?I know I'm going to wish I hadn't asked, but what does that involve?
>>34847368Idk, just to meet him? It's important that my friends like my bf too.
>>34847414Diabolical
>>34847405None of those things is cool except gardening.
>>34847419You paying for them
>>34847407>Is this true?What, that big dicks are a bad thing? Definitely.
>>34847365Everything I draw ends up looking like a technical diagram though . Might be fun
>>34847349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbz_MRiwPGU
>>34847418At least you could argue doing so is artistic because it was deliberate. A statement on the pursuit of perfection and the instinct to rage at the functionally non-conforming. The loser who made that just sucked.
>>34847414Did it make you cum
>when the banana bread comes out sizzlin'
>>34847434Mine came out better.
>>34847414So it's like the opposite of "the ugly friend"... you bring your friend with the biggest tits to use as baitThat seems unethical somehow
>>34847389Nate Higgers, enchanté
>>34847431No I wouldn't care for the statement to attack the pursuit of perfection I would want to explicitly mentally harm and emotionally terrorize people with autism and/or OCD. I am a villain!
>>34847435Yeah second attempt ever. I hope its eatable this time
>>34847419think "cask of amontillado"
>>34847434That looks like chocolate dough.
>>34847349>Post a song that makes you think of him/her.https://youtu.be/-ZFGrD_ijxcWent to go see her with Noah Kahan in the hopes that she played this song, and she did.
Men, would you fall for a government psyop for early gta 6 access?
>>34847441And THAT'S a statement on the world at large, with antagonism seemingly becoming ingrained in all aspects of life, even outside the arts. Bravo, anon.
>>34847437>tfw I'm always the baitMy friends only trust me in this role bc I'm gay as hell
>>34847443Did you put raisins in it?
>>34847448really? for a shitty game? wow
>>34847449I am telling you I enjoy other people's misery and pain I am not an artsy hero!!!
>>34847452Nah. Should I have?
>>34847451It makes me irrationally angry when busty women date other women.
>>34847448I already got the camaro and the bennies, so why not
Thinking about PINK fems again
>>34847448I think China and the EU should link up and destroy the USA
thinking about pale girls with brown nipples
>>34847462I met the cutest redheads in my living blocks courtyard today. Unfortunately I was lugging something heavy to the basement so I just said Hi and walked past
If I was 6ft handsome and not socially atrophied to hell I would slay so much puss
>>34847447Me on the right, but shorter
>>34847448
>>34847434couldn't find my skeptical paul hollywood sigh
>>34847468Could be worse, you could be me who is 6ft handsome and too scared to talk to girls
>>34847457sowwy...
>>34847363No lol. But I'm not a zoomer.
>>34847448There's no saving zogbots
New thread>>34847480>>34847480>>34847480
>>34847448I got $16k an enlistment bonuses just because shit was popping off in Afghanistan again. Some people got $40k. Now niggas are signing 6 year contracts for a few days off?
>>34847456I like it. It adds texture.
>>34847483You're no better.
>>34847485Thats a nice looking Banana bread!
What I would do for some pussy right now
>>34847490Apparently you can't even be arsed to go outside
>>34847488I wouldn't sign away six years of my life to play a buggy ass game full of microtransactions.
>>34847489Thanks. You should post your cross section, too.
>>34847493But you would go be a mercenary for the right price, apparently.
>>34847475>paul hollywoodI'll never forgive him
>>34847493>implying its only six years>implying you're don't sign up to starve in the bowels of an aricraft carrier that hasn't made port in two years>implying you don't sign up to get droned in the Iranian mountainsI'm kinda betting on the mutts starting a real meatgrinder and getting formally BTFO'd at least once before they relinquish their superpower larp for good. They are too puffed up with Copium to accept their future role as a regional power.
>>34847492Well I’m sick right now but generally yes you are right. I should seppuku if I don’t start doing better
>>34846840MI jack off to porn but I dont think I would actually want to personally fuck any porn star, theyre disgusting, doesn't matter how much they shower they carry a coat of repulsiveness
>>34847494It ain't anything special, but it gets the job done.
>>34847502>implying its only six yearsYeah, that's the contract. >implying you're don't sign up to starve in the bowels of an aricraft carrier that hasn't made port in two yearsIt's the Army. Soldiers don't get stationed on aircraft carriers.
>>34847512Nice.
thinking about femanon's scent
>>34847529You've smelled her?
>>34846884Real and True
>>34846891This was funny as fuck actually, good one
>>34847529My room probably smells like banana and pussy.
>>34847362What guy?
>>34847363Sure, got to make it sexy.
>>34847571plap
>>34847584Solo munching AND solo plapping going on now.
>>34847601at the same time?
>>34847660Alternating between snacking, plapping, and posting.
>>34847668nice
State GenderHow strict are you with your diet?What is your general diet?
>>34847743MNot strict but not lax eitherIf I lean too far into one direction I will correct it
>>34847743F. General diet but I don’t really eat red meat except for holidays.
