[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/adv/ - Advice


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1787577484115862.jpg (1002 KB, 3383x4096)
1002 KB JPG
>>34858003
>>
עם ישראל חי
>>
Women, have you ever left claw marks on a man after sex?
>>
Post gender
Thoughts on another beer?
>>
do not engage simps
do not reply to simps
>>
>Gender
Do (You) like business attire?
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1787543512314796.webm
>>
File: 1787536341314503.jpg (65 KB, 749x500)
65 KB JPG
Peter was made for Black Pussy
>>
Personality and humor are nothing without facial aesthetics and height
>>
>>34860628
I thought black cat was gay?
>>
>>34860637
Lazy blackpill bait
>>
Cool Israeli thread
>>
>>34860627
When did the chick from Brooklyn 99 get those?
>>
>>34860624
M
Hell yeah.
>>
>>34860624
M
Beer sucks and I stopped drinking recently.
>>
>>34860637
Awful bait
>>
>>34860637
Tall handsome dudes can say anything and foids will laugh at it. Always with that vocal fry too
>OMG Chaaad you're tooo funnnnyy stahhhhp
>>
Women thoughts on your man holding your face in his hands and talking to you in a silly voice
>>
>>34860659
Why is my man treating me like a dog?
>>
>>34860654
Dumb bait
>>
File: HPUi3miWcAA8pv4.png (372 KB, 464x395)
372 KB PNG
>>34860640
She's Petersexual
>>
>>34860624
M
Perhaps I should have a first beer...
>>34860652
I respect your right to not drink alcohol but your statement regarding beer reveals shit taste
>>
>>34860619
>Women, have you ever left claw marks on a man after sex?
Only one time when I couldn't breathe.
>>
>>34860662
Because you're his good girl
>>
>>34860624
M
I have never consumed an alcoholic beverage and don't desire to
>>
>>34860670
Lol loser
>>
How do you start establishing boundaries as a pushover who has no practice confronting anyone about anything?
>>
>>34860668
George foid
>>
>>34860624
M. Don't like beer.
>>
>>34860674
Let's practice. Tell me your bank account number pussy
>>
>>34860674
Bully people beneath you who can't retaliate
>>
>>34860674
>How do you start establishing boundaries as a pushover who has no practice confronting anyone about anything?
Well, "gradually", is probably the best way.
>>
File: 1787512769546522.jpg (180 KB, 1080x1080)
180 KB JPG
>>34860662
Do you want it yes or no?
>>
>>34860674
You know that stuff people do that you wish they wouldn’t? Ask them to stop doing it.
And the stuff you wish they did? Ask them to do it.
Get rid of people who consistently show a lack of respect for your boundaries.
>>
State gender
Are you risk averse? Do you think it's possible to be too risk averse? Why or why not?
>>
>>34860624
F
I don't like beer but if you want another beer then go for it king
>>
A beer or three after work today sounds divine.
>>
>>34860686
F
Yes
Yes
I hold myself back constantly from fear
>>
>>34860662
You wouldn't ask this if he wanted to do doggystyle.
>>
>>34860683
Kek that post.
>>
>>34860654
>Always with that vocal fry too
one of the reasons I stopped even trying to date. Such a massive turn-off when they do things like that...
>>
>>34860686
M
>Are you risk averse?
Yes and no. I’m trying to get over it and am taking a big risk by packing up moving across the country to a new city where I don’t know anybody.
>Do you think it's possible to be too risk averse? Why or why not?
Yes. You can miss out on a lot of opportunities and worthwhile experiences if you don’t allow yourself to take risks every now and then.
>>
>>34860683
That is the single most autistic solution to his problem but I'm glad it worked
>>
>>34860670
You're missing out unless you've got whatever gene it is which makes some people think all alcohol tastes like paint thinner
>>
File: HNWFsObXIAEE7Ul.jpg (147 KB, 1080x1080)
147 KB JPG
>>34860611
>the Naruto's author was involved in making the new Spider-Man movie
>its writers used his suggestions and based Peter and Jean's relationship on Naruto and Sasuke's dynamic among other things
Kek
>>
Women, how would you react if your bf bought you a collar but didn't get you a dog?
>>
>>34860684
What if the people who don’t accept my boundaries are people I can’t get rid of, like family
>>
>>34860704
Move out.
>>
>>34860682
Is it ever too late to start?
>>34860684
Does this work?
>>
>>34860624
M
The trouble of having a beer is that the first beer tends to make having another beer seem like a good idea.
>>
>>34860709
>Does this work?
Yes.
>>
>>34860624
M, I'll have another if someone else will join me

>>34860674
How are people pushing you over, give a real life example

>>34860686
M, I'd say I'm balanced. You can definitely be too risk averse because there is an opportunity cost to everything. Simplest example is hoarding cash vs investing in something. If you're too afraid to invest your money in any assets that can appreciate, your cash will be destroyed by inflation over time. If you're too afraid to approach another person or open up you'll look back one day and find you have no one
>>
>>34860696
Whoa, I wish I was you anon. Be safe and be prepared.
>>
File: 1719681938432438.jpg (5 KB, 250x171)
5 KB JPG
I hate women. I love women.
This is the best and the absolute worst I have ever felt in life.
The teasing, the flirting, the messing around, the water flinging, the smile, the eye contact.
But the lack of texting, the anxiety, the urge to double text but I know I cant, she has to do it,

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NOTHING in life makes me feel this way FUCK
>>
>>34860716
Thanks, I’ll try. Got tired of sitting on my hands.
>>
File: 1786742589957508.jpg (22 KB, 353x500)
22 KB JPG
>>34860662
Take it from another foid
https://youtu.be/r8WNW-Y7xkc
Man are catcoded
Women are dogcoded
>>
>>34860686
>State gender
M
>Are you risk averse?
Yes
>Do you think it's possible to be too risk averse?
Yes, being afraid of every little thing that could possibly go wrong makes for a miserable life.
>>
>>34860717
Funny bait
>>
>>34860727
Its fucking true though.
Nothing gives me the rush like this shit does man

Porn is so fucking lame in comparison
>>
I always get a kick when I'm reminded how small women are compared to me
>>
>>34860717
https://youtu.be/jPH5XPnZfVU
>>
>>34860686
Basically 90% of the population is too risk averse. Stock market people know this. Many won't even take a bet where you have a 50% chance of losing 500 bucks and a 50% vhance of winning 1000. That's how risk averse people are.
>>
>>34860731
I always get a kick when I'm reminded how big men are compared to me
>>
>>34860713
How? Don’t the people get angry or offended?
>>
>>34860717
Welcome to the fun of flirting, nothing else compares
>>
>>34860739
No, so long as your demands are reasonable and politely stated. Sometimes people aren’t even aware that they’re encroaching upon your boundaries and will be grateful you spoke up.
Communication and relationships 101. Can’t overstate how important it is to practice this if you want relationships worth keeping.
>>
>>34860739
Let em be
>>
>>34860739
And if your demands are reasonable and politely stated, and they still get angry or dismissive of your concerns, that should probably get you to start considering whether or not that person is worth the effort.
>>
Women, would you date a guy who throws middle fingers out his car window?
>>
>>34860748
I would not date an obnoxious douchebag.
>>
State Gender
Who would go insane from solitary confinement faster, a man or a woman?
>>
>>34860759
M

A woman
Most men's lives are already solitary confinement
>>
>>34860760
Nigga doing blow again
>>
Who are white girls built for?
>>
>>34860741
How do I know if i am being reasonable?
The most guidance I’ve received on boundaries is that it shouldn’t be a request to change their behavior, but to provide a consequence if they continue that behavior
Which in practice sounds difficult and rude
>>
>>34860766
Their brothers
>>
>>34860761
Projecting loser bait
>>
>>34860665
>However the past year and a half has been shit because it's put life on hold, especially for my mom who would go visit pretty much every day.
That is something I was kind of thinking of when I read your story.
Did you have a difficult relationship with your father since you said you weren't very affectionate towards him?
My dad had a lymphoma close to two years ago, but he survived luckily and he's been doing really well recently. I vist my parents twice a week, so I think I am pretty close to them. My mom's having some long covid issues, but I think she's handling it alright.

>not doing the CPR at all given he made no meaningful recovery
I think most people would have tried CPR, since it's just something you are trained to do and you'd probably be really fucked up if you end up not doing that. Like you'd feel you let him die.

>we "pulled the plug" it still took 2 weeks for him to pass which was torturous
Wow, I had no idea that was possible. So I guess it was just his brain being damaged enough to not become conscious again, but the body was still functioning (again).
I don't know how it's going to be with my godparent.

>Were you close with your godfather?
Though he was my aunt's husband, he really felt like an uncle to me. A friendly and fun uncle you see like every 1 or 2 months and every time you just like being with him. He also liked to drink and party with the whole family, so he had some really huge parties whenever anything big happened, like a wedding or graduation. He was also very generous in general imo.
They moved to a different country though a few years ago, shortly after Covid, and I hadn't seen him until my aunt's funeral this year.

>Are they planning on keeping him alive as long as possible?
Well no, I think they switched off the machines today or at least made the decision for that today. But considering your father's body was around for two weeks, I'm not sure how long it's going to take in his case.
>>
>>34860774
Man, shut up.
>>
>>34860759
M

My personal guess, women no question.
Higher baseline neuroticism + stronger average drive for social connection means isolation hits the emotional regulation systems harder and faster for most women. A lot of men can go further into stoic shutdown or internal monologue mode before the wheels come off. Individual exceptions everywhere, of course, but if I had to bet on which sex hits the wall first under pure solitary, I’d put money on women.
>>
My life is solitary confinement. All I have are the little people in my computer.
>>
do atoga moids prefer soup or skittles?
>>
>>34860769
>How do I know if i am being reasonable?
Remember the Golden Rule and measure it against what you feel you want and need.
>The most guidance I’ve received on boundaries is that it shouldn’t be a request to change their behavior, but to provide a consequence if they continue that behavior
>Which in practice sounds difficult and rude
Do not construct your boundaries around what you believe would make others most comfortable. Your assumptions will often be wrong, anyways.
Think about how you expect to be treated and how you can reasonably be expected to treat others.
Consider what additional needs or concessions you may need on top of that and decide whether or not you can reasonably expect other people to meet them.
>>
Women, if you saw your boyfriend call another woman a "cow", how would you feel?
>>
>>34860790
Soup.
>>
>>34860792
I would wonder why my boyfriend morphed into a twelve year old.
>>
>>34860786
Are you having another episode
>>
>>34860791
What is the Golden rule?
>>
>>34860686
>Are you risk averse? Do you think it's possible to be too risk averse? Why or why not?

M
No I am not risk averse I have the opposite problem of risk seeking behaviors.
Yes it's arguably worse to be too risk averse than risk taking. Every time I have to explain to a struggling incel who wants to know why they haven't had many experiences I point out it's because they're too risk averse. Avoiding risks means avoiding failure but it also means avoiding success at the exact same time
>>
Should I throw my life away?
>>
>>34860796
:( man what the fuck.
Treat others the way you wish to be treated.
>>
>>34860796
Immanuel kant doing autism
>>
The Golden rule is actually the Golden apple of Eris in linguistic disguise don't eat it bros. The Golden rule is what turns people into transactional people pleasers: "b-but I treated you how I want you to treat me, so you need to treat me nice since I was nice!" It's deceptive bullshit
>>
>>34860806
I agree. We should be assholes to each other and use each other without transaction.
>>
File: Korra_CEO.jpg (361 KB, 1078x1080)
361 KB JPG
>>34860619
>have you ever left claw marks on a man after sex?
No, only during. Never after.

>>34860624
>Thoughts on another beer?
There's only one beer left.

>>34860627
>Do (You) like business attire?
Yes, but I prefer pants to skirts.

>>34860686
>Are you risk averse?
No, I am just good at probability.
>Do you think it's possible to be too risk averse?
Yes, some people never leave their house because of fear that something outside of their control will happen. They can even end up doing this to their kids.

>>34860690
>A beer or three after work today sounds divine
What do you drink?

>>34860703
>how would you react if your bf bought you a collar but didn't get you a dog?
I love petplay, so I would just hope it was a pretty collar.
>>
>>34860806
You really couldn't be more wrong. Treating others the way we wish to be treated and not treating them in ways we don't wish to be treated is morally right, and we are right to not suffer those who can't extend us the same courtesy.
We would go wrong to browbeat them like you describe, but leaving them in the dust is appropriate.
>>
>>34860807
Absolutely because at least being an asshole is a form of honesty. This is why girls fuck the bad guys because they outright prefer that to the weasel nice guys.
>>
>>34860802
Keep it up big man
>>
>>34860808
You've never had sex, you mass replying fraud
>>
>>34860808
>What do you drink?
Whatever's available and looks appealing at the gas station nearest my house. Probably Space Dust tonight.
>>
>>34860814
This is because Golden Rule enjoyers lied to the world "treat others how you wish to be treated". It's a snake like narcissism because if you pay attention it means

He who claims golden rule, dictates what 'nice' is. The golden rule enjoyer presumes what other people's boundaries and morals are by referencing only themselves. It's an entirely selfish philosophy disguised as altruism.
>>
>>34860815
>Keep what up lol?
The game and the hustle
>I'm on the brink of homelessness again
Can't crash with your sister again?
>>
>>34860812
>You've never had sex, you mass replying fraud
Tell that to your mom, nerd.

>>34860817
>Space Dust
>IPA
Make sure to share with your husband.
>>
>>34860814
>I'm literally an evil villain and still kind to strangers. It costs nothing yet so many people are stil cunts. It upsets me to no end.

Better to be the villain who tells the truth
Than the hero who guards the lie
>>
>nice guys are actually heckin manipulative jerks! b-because....
the strangest thing is that foid gaslighting used to be believed
>>
>>34860809
If you were a better strategic thinker, you would understand that there are exceptions to this. Sometimes it's very good to push into enemy's territory and deal with them decisively.
>>
>>34860818
Everyone wishes to be treated with respect, dignity, compassion and mercy. These are the things the Golden Rule asks of you.
Conversely, the Golden Rule asks us to not treat people with disrespect, to deny them of their dignity or to be cruel and wholly unsympathetic towards them.
I'm sorry if people have you treated you like shit and pretended it was because they were following the Golden Rule.
>>
>>34860774
>Did you have a difficult relationship with your father since you said you weren't very affectionate towards him?
Yes he wasnt the worst but he was abusive towards my mom/us kids early on and I never let it go. Never liked him growing up, I saw him as weak and how not to act as a man. He wasnt that terrible though in a way? No gambling or excessive drinking or drugs and in his way he loved us kids a lot. I think others in my shoes might feel more affectionate towards him but I never did
>But considering your father's body was around for two weeks, I'm not sure how long it's going to take in his case.
Yea there's no way to know, even the doctors wouldn't give me a timeline. I work in healthcare too and I've seen people go comfort and pass in minutes and I've seen people in terrible shape go comfort and stick around for a few days
>I vist my parents twice a week, so I think I am pretty close to them.
It's morbid but if you haven't already I'd recommend talking to them now to see what their wishes would be if shit goes south. Would they want to undergo CPR, would they want to be intubated, would they want a tracheostomy. CPR is very physically taxing, you could come out of it with broken ribs on top of possible brain damage depending on how long it takes. Intubation could be medically necessary without even CPR if they have some sort of severe respiratory issue, it's not nice having a tube forcibly shoved down into your lungs but it's something people can come back from. Some people even maintain consciousness enough to write responses to questions. Tracheostomy is what you need to do if someone is going to be requiring a ventilator long term. You poke a hole in their neck so the tube/vent can bypass the mouth. Makes it easier to talk and have some more freedom of motion while ventilated, I think it's supposed to be much more comfortable than having the vent down your mouth. It's worth clarifying what they want so you don't end up guessing like we had to
>>
>>34860825
When we want to get laid, women sometimes aren't happy about that because they just want to use us for attention and friendship.
>>
>>34860827
>Everyone wishes to be treated with respect, dignity, compassion and mercy.
I don't, I genuinely don't and I am not a sad type of guy I just never cared to receive other people's perceptions or gestures like that.

>to not treat people with disrespect, to deny them of their dignity or to be cruel and wholly unsympathetic towards them.
Some people need to be disrespected, some people have no dignity, and some people deserve zero sympathy.

Reality isn't a Disney movie where if you are nice and merciful to someone that they will be changed or moved or second guess their transgression. Some people count on you to be nice so they can stab you twice.
>>
>>34860833
>Nab I left and told em I was living a better life
Have you considered living a better life with her as your wife?
>>
>>34860826
Well, fucking duh, anon.
If someone is clearly being antagonistic towards you, we owe them no courtesy beyond not responding with disproportionate force.
>>
>>34860624
Today would be a really good day for a beer but I don’t have any
>>
I don’t really see the ship potential here. But I also thought there was barely any chemistry between them in the movie either.
>>
>>34860833
>Just be friends with women desu.
Yes but also it does sometimes make me psychotic that i am not breeding them.
>>
>>34860736
Do you get a plap out of it?
>>
>>34860825
From a male perspective "nice guys" are manipulativ annoying cunts who will start scheming, seething and spreading libel against you if you bang their chosen waifu whom they have demurely simped for for the past five years without even making out once.
They will also hover around those women and be passive aggressive bitches while you try to flirt with them. It actually makes women who keep orbiters not worth it
>>
>>34860840
There was more there than the actual love interest in the movie
>>
>>34860836
>Some people need to be disrespected, some people have no dignity, and some people deserve zero sympathy.
I'm aware; I'm not mentally retarded. >>34860838
>I don't, I genuinely don't and I am not a sad type of guy I just never cared to receive other people's perceptions or gestures like that.
You're in denial.

>Reality isn't a Disney movie where if you are nice and merciful to someone that they will be changed or moved or second guess their transgression.
I'm well aware, and at no point did I recommend doing this.
>>
>>34860766
BBC?
>>
>>34860833
>Just be friends with women desu

women don't engage in emotions or behaviors that even vaguely resemble friendship
>>
>>34860850
Breeding By Chad, yes
>>
>>34860791
How do you start the conversation? When they do the behavior, or do you just bring it up whenever?
>>
>>34860846
She’s not meant to be the typical general love interest of this movie.
>>
>>34860825
Strawman bait
>>
>>34860854
If this person has any respect for you (a man, I'm assuming?) then you should be able to bring this conversation up at any time that the two of you have a moment to speak in private, and he should be willing to listen.
It's best to bring it up sooner rather than later so that you don't stew in it or come across as being resentful.
>>
>>34860836
>Reality isn't a Disney movie where if you are nice and merciful to someone that they will be changed or moved or second guess their transgression.
NTA but being polite to other people isn't about trying to get them to reform their ways. Obviously you don't let someone take advantage of you but outside of that you approach people with respect and common decency. At least that's how I go about it. I don't want to be a dick and that's my motivation, not trying to influence others or get something out of them
>>
>>34860849
>You're in denial
And like the good golden rule weasel you are you do what you do best, presuming other people's perceptions on their behalf. I am not (you), I do not light up at soft treatment, I care about outcomes and that is all. Respect, dignity, compassion are not outcomes.
>>
>>34860838
What is the machiavellian solution to india?
>>
Women, why are you so easily offended?
>>
I love you so much
>>
As you will it, we can begin right here the 4 of us
1 of me against the 3 of you

will that be enough to make a fight of it?
>>
>>34860844
Not yet
>>
>>34860865
Tell them that, god damn! What are you doing?
>>
>>34860825
Speaking as a guy,,there is an awfully big difference between someone who is genuinely decent and generous (for purely altruistic reasons), and someone who is "nice" for purely selfish reasons, because he wants you to owe him something. In my experience women rather like the first type of person, and no one, male or female, can stand the second type.
>>
>>34860833
>Nab I left and told em I was living a better life
They've helped you in worse times surely they'll do it now that you're getting better too
>>
>>34860863
>Women, why are you so easily offended?
Because everything you say or do is offensive.
>>
>>34860870
Can’t
>>
>>34860875
Why not?
>>
Do women get jealous when other women have tighter pussies than them? is that why the roastie meme triggers them so hard?
>>
>>34860828
>I think others in my shoes might feel more affectionate towards him but I never did
"It is what it is", as they say. :)

>I work in healthcare too
Oh cool, maybe that also gave you a bit of a different insight into what is going to happen. So even if you really were emotionally distanced from your father, you were probably able to more "rationally" judge the situation than the rest of your family?

>It's worth clarifying what they want so you don't end up guessing like we had to
That's a good advice, I'll think about that and write those questions down, thanks.
Though knowing them, they'd probably just go "if I die, I die"...
I'll have to think of how to bring this up, maybe in the autumn when we're a couple months after the upcoming funeral (whenever that's going to happen).
>>
File: pic.png (1.58 MB, 1024x768)
1.58 MB PNG
>>34860862
so to be concise, your position is that nice people are manipulative and I should be friends with women because most women are nice
>>
>>34860851
Tryhard bait
>>34860863
Lazy bait
>>
>>34860877
Women are self conscious about the roastie meme because most women are self conscious about their vaginas because they have to use a mirror to get a good look at it and that means they're never acquainted with their own pussy visually the same as a man is acquainted with his penis. Which leads to wondering if it's an ugly pussy or a pretty pussy but most of all they fear if the man they love will dislike it. "Roastie" comes from "Roast Beef" which is to call a woman's pussy lips as being beefy and large, but it got shortened to "Roastie". Women are self conscious the most about their labia.
>>
File: gun emoji.jpg (57 KB, 846x536)
57 KB JPG
>>34860888
>>34860880
>>34860862
Fuck this guy
>>
>>34860759
M
A man. Because they've already suffered from solitary confinement and are pre-worn down.
>>
Hi qt
>>
>>34860888
What drugs are you on
>>
>>34860895
>>34860772
>>
>>34860882
>so to be concise, your position is that nice people are manipulative and I should be friends with women because most women are nice

Nta but the biggest practitioners of the fake nice 'golden rule' are women. Women use the golden rule as a passive social shield to deflect any rejection or confrontation. That's why women are turned off by nice guys, because the nice guy is acting like a woman.
>>
They call me Terry Alaska
>>
They call me The Finisher
>>
>>34860878
>So even if you really were emotionally distanced from your father, you were probably able to more "rationally" judge the situation than the rest of your family?
Undoubtedly, we have patients in my hospital in the same circumstance as my father who are constantly in n out for escalating infections because they're immobile. Skin infections, bone infections, pneumonias, etc etc. We treat them then send them back to their facilities only for them to come back again later for the same shit
>I'll have to think of how to bring this up, maybe in the autumn when we're a couple months after the upcoming funeral (whenever that's going to happen).
Yea the official shit in hospitals is full code (do everything) vs DNR (do not resuscitate) vs DNR/DNI (do not resuscitate/intubate) but outside of that they can just put it in writing like if my brain is fucked just let me go if that's what they want. Or if they want to be kept alive as long as possible regardless of their state that's valid and at least you'll know and have no doubts. It's tough shit to talk about but it's important cuz you never know when. Good luck to your family anon, sorry again for your loss, wishing you all strength in these trying times
>>
>>34860855
Who MJ?
>>
>>34860912
I would give you a big hug and it would heal your murderous vengeance
>>
>>34860915
>Literally none. I just stopped my bipolar medication.
Didn't you say just a few posts ago that you're very drunk?
>>
>>34860912
Stay safe anon. I am not talking to the manic persona or the depressive persona, but to the nigga trapped underneath the pendulum of bipolar, I hope you are doing OK and I want to remind you this manic episode will pass, make sure to look after your body and eat food and stay hydrated and get plenty of sleep
>>
>>34860915
>Literally none. I just stopped my bipolar medication.
Get back on them, now.
>>
>>34860923
You're not my friend anymore.
>>
>>34860898
I'm no expert but the only thing I've ever heard of that would result in something like this would be a combination of opiate withdrawal and something else like pcp used to attempt to frontrun withdrawal symptoms. dude is probably ngmi
>>
>>34860912
I agree with >>34860920
I hope you are ok <3
>>
Women, admit it.
>>
>>34860861
Nuclear holocaust
>>
>>34860929
You're right. It's true.
>>
>>34860932
I knew it.
>>
Do flat chested Stacies exist? Or is having big boobs a requirement to be a Stacy?
>>
>>34860935
Yeah, look at Sadie Sink
>>
>>34860935
It's mostly about personality, a little bit about looks in general, boobs are a small aspect of that.
>>
>>34860915
>normies
Only normalfags loke you use that word. They are afraid to call people fags.
>>
>>34860915
You are spiritually american, that's for sure.
Please stop.
>>
>>34860931
>Yes I did break my sobriety and got drunk
One day at a time man. Try again tomorrow. Don't drink any more tonight.
>>
Must billions die?
>>
Daniel probably speedruns the IP banning
>>
>>34860932
Never thought I'd see the day. The world's ending, isn't it?
>>
Mfw I'm a leftover moid
Mfw if I want to be in a relationship I need to accept a leftover foid or go for dumbass zoomettes.
>>
>>34860942
Billions must try
>>
who the fuck is Daniel?
>>
>>34860942
No. Gorillions.
>>
>>34860942
I mean, technically, eventually
The cycle of life
>>
>>34860948
>Mfw I'm a leftover moid
>Mfw if I want to be in a relationship I need to accept a leftover foid
I'm a leftover moid too and fail to see the problem
>or go for dumbass zoomettes.
Ill-advised
>>
>>34860865
And oh, I love you too
>>
>>34860951
Zamn, Zaniel!
>>
>>34860942
No because every person has a different idea of who should die as part of those billions. So it's a bad idea to advocate for it.
>>34860948
Dumb bait
>>
>>34860951
The namefagging spammer itt
>>
>>34860910
I'm from Europe (I assume you're in the USA), but I imagine it's similar in most western countries. I know they asked my cousins if he wanted any kind of life-prolonging care, but I don't know the details since I wasn't there.

I've got to go now, have a nice week.
Thank you for talking with me and thank you for working in health care, I appreciate you men and women a lot. :)
>>
>>34860875
>>34860876
>>
File: images(3).jpg (34 KB, 588x510)
34 KB JPG
>>34860896
Let it out, vent
>>
>>34860929
>Women, admit it.
I admit nothing.
>>
File: spiderman-tobey.gif (105 KB, 640x344)
105 KB GIF
>>34860611
>>34858003
>>34856350
>>
>>34860533
>>34860566
Most people don't understand there's a distinction between the people who were sold to Europe/America as slaves and the people who did the selling but are now migrating to Europe/America
>>
My girlfriend really annoys me, it made me not want to have a girlfriend for the next year or two.
>>
>>34860929
>Women, admit it.
You know what? You right. It was me. I did it. And I'm glad! Do you hear me?! GLAD!
>>
>>34860971
Here's a joke Bipolar bro on the house

>Why did the bipolar guy bring a ladder to the bar?
Because last week he was on top of the world, and this week he’s in the basement.
>>
>>34860971
I'd fook the shet out of her
>>
>>34860975
Women everywhere are grateful to your girlfriend.
>>
Was at the grocery store and I saw a butch lesbian couple. One of them was black and wearing a Korra t-shirt and I immediately started thinking about the poster from these threads. Get out of my head I don't want to think about atogans outside of these threads (also this couple was kinda ugly).
>>
>>34860942
>>34860960
I see no compelling reason to exempt anyone. strictly speaking you might be able to get away with just all of the women but that opens the door to nightmarish jurassic park scenarios with bizarre demihuman dolphin hybrids and whatnot
>>
>>34860980
Mine hasn’t dumped me. She just sort of complains all the time and is very loud. She’ll start what I think are conversations, and when I say something she disagrees with, she’ll get pissed off and sometimes start crying.
>>
State Gender
Can anyone give me the psychological assessment of the type of guy who would wear this unironically? I saw an old man in his 60s wear this and I am confused
>>
>>34860982
>every wmbf/anal thread on gif is labeled a jh thread in my brain
>>
Bye-bye, Daniel
>>
>>34860985
Lol this was mine
She was a good lay and was really affectionate but fuck if I couldn't stand her in a conversation
>>
>>34860989
Oh man, at least she was a good lay. Mine doesn’t even do oral. She wants to see me all the time but we haven’t had sex in months.
>>
>>34860982
I saw this short brown Peruvian chick with a fat ass and no tits in the elevator one time and my mind immediately went "Woah JH?"
>>
>>34860985
Adam Sandler presents: Ghosted in 60 seconds
>>
>>34860986
Autism
Unfortunately it went untreated in boomers
>>
>>34860987
I improved my life and stopped going on /gif/ and deleted my twitter porn account, but before I quit I was crosslinked to the MFF interracial threesome thread where the OP porno's scenario was literally about a white couple finding a black girl for him to rail
>>
>>34860994
Cool. He looks like a wizard too big long white beard he looks badass confusing as fuck but still badass
>>
>>34860986
How do you know he was wearing it unironically?
>>
>>34860998
Dudes that old don't do anything ironically
>>
>>34860998
Because he wears it every single time he is in public where I spot him every now and then on my commute to work
>>
>>34860997
>>34861000
Nigga he is homeless
>>
>>34860986
I have a T-shirt that looks a bit like that, although the quality of the artwork is rather better. I just think it's a pleasant image to look at. It's also fun/silly because the moon part glows in the dark.
>>
>>34861002
He's not his small ass house is near a main street I seen him walk in and out of it he is in my neighborhood
>>
You guys really love Spider-Man, huh
>>
File: images (4).jpg (29 KB, 387x516)
29 KB JPG
>>34861003
Fuckin nice
When I google wolf apparel there's so much of this shit there's clearly a dedicated audience. It's so weird but in a positive way
>>
>>34860996
Damn I miss everything good here
>>
>>34860999
>Dudes that old don't do anything ironically
Speaking as an old man, I find that highly offensive.

>>34861000
>Because he wears it every single time he is in public where I spot him every now and then on my commute to work
Maybe he's ironic most of the time?
>>
>>34861008
>Speaking as an old man, I find that highly offensive.
Unless you're late 60s and have a long white beard I ain't calling you an old man. You're 40 something, tops
>>
>>34860986
Don't put any thought into it
>>
>>34861008
>Speaking as an old man
Are you 30 too?
>>
>>34861010
I'm 55 and growing my beard out.
>>
>>34860996
Fuck I have that saved
Just jerk off to it later
>>
>>34861013
Do your kids and grandkids use 4chan too?
>>
>>34861013
Old enough to be my dad if you had kids age in your early 20s. Got any life advice for a man in his thirties?
>>
>>34861014
You gotta post it in some relevant gif thread for all of us who didn't
>>
File: grok_1787604428104.jpg (347 KB, 832x1248)
347 KB JPG
>>34861011
>Don't put any thought into it
Bro try seeing this sort of shit in broad daylight and ask yourself who wouldn't put thought into it?
>>
>>34860990
>She wants to see me all the time but we haven’t had sex in months.
That's not a romantic relationship, but a friendship.
>>
Women, is it true that you get invited to coffee with your college professors?
>>
>>34860986
weak or entirely absent father figure, younger child so held to no expectations , , poverty background leading to a subconscious hostility towards corporate culture and the trappings of success

my dad wears cringe like that despite being highly educated and knowing better. it is pure passive-aggression, nothing more complicated
>>
>>34861031
Retard bait
>>
>>34860942
billionaires*
>>
>>34861025
I don't see the problem.
>>
>>34861026
That’s what I brought up to her once and she started sobbing and did nothing to really change it.
>>
>>34861021
He's older than my actual dad
>>
>>34861037
There's no problem but it definitely merits an explanation
>>
>>34861026
it's not a friendship, she's just using him
>>
There's not a single person that women trust and respect more than their rapist (if he's hot)
>>
>>34861045
Lazy bait
>>
File: IMG_4573.jpg (62 KB, 920x800)
62 KB JPG
Foids
Will you stop lying about toxic masculinity? Just because you are scared of men achieving Sūpā Saiya-jin doesn't give you the right to gaslight us out of our transformation.
>>
>>34861038
Looking at >>34860985, she might have some deep rooted issues then that keeps her from having a proper, fully functional relationship.
You say "did nothing to really change it.", but maybe she is just mentally not able to. I don't know what the issues are, but I don't think I would have the energy to stick around that long, without knowing the why.
>>
>>34861046
Baiting with truth
>>
>>34861018
>Do your kids and grandkids use 4chan too?
My daughter does, actually. I don't have grandchildren.

>>34861021
>Got any life advice for a man in his thirties?
Get the fuck off 4chan, give up porn, and start taking your health seriously.
>>
Man, texting with a girl right now can't tell if she's interested or just being nice and/or testing the water. She's kinda cute in her own way but if I look inside and be honest with myself I'm just not really interested in her, I don't think.
I know relationships need to be build and don't just fall from the sky, but still I want to be a bit bitter about how I wish this type of thing would happen with someone I feel more attracted towards
>>
>>34861022
>>>/gif/31083365
>>
>>34860986
M
He’s probably poor and buys clothes at gas stations.
>>
>>34861051
>Get the fuck off 4chan, give up porn, and start taking your health seriously.
Trying, already done, already done. Thanks pops! I also have a daughter too she's only 1 month old I became a dad recently so wish me luck old man I am getting my ass beat
>>
give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
teach a fish that everything is bait and you starve both fish and men
>>
will quitting caffeine improve my life?
>>
>>34861042
Old dude has earned the right to wear what he thinks is a cool hoodie without giving a fuck.
Or he wears it ironically, finding humor on the juxtaposition the gravitas that his age bestows him together with a dorky shirt.
Or his grandkids gave it to him.
I'm not sure I understand what you want explained.
>>
>>34861056
Teach a man to fish, and he will ask you why you bothered, given that the river has permanently dried up due to climate change.
>>
>>34861051
How old is your daughter?
>>
>>34861053
>some guy gets this every day
>>
>>34861058
>will quitting caffeine improve my life?
Eventually, but it will take a few weeks.
>>
>>34861063
>How old is your daughter?
More than old enough to fuck you legally, and more than sensible enough to realise why she shouldn't. I assume that's why you're asking?
>>
Women? What does this mean?
>>
>>34861051
>My daughter does, actually. I don't have grandchildren.

Your daughter also posts on /atoga/? This is from a few threads ago. You and your daughter coordinate any trolling on here?
>>
>>34861068
Nta can I have her number
>>
>>34861070
>You and your daughter coordinate any trolling on here?
Actually no, although it's tempting sometimes.
>>
>>34861072
You should do it, set her as a honey trap and instead of giving out her number she gives your number so you can give the zoomer gooners a nasty surprise
>>
>>34861071
I don't have any desire to pimp out my daughter, and even if I somehow did, it still wouldn't be to denizens of 4chan.
>>
>>34861070
She's also his gf
>>
>>34861068
This might sound crazy LOL but I ask because I am the person in this screenshot and I'm genuinely wondering if you're my dad >>34861070
>>
File: hits pipe.jpg (97 KB, 720x888)
97 KB JPG
>>34861051
>My daughter does, actually.
>>
>>34861074
Based dad
>>
>>34861074
Not pimping her out I'll treat her well
>>
>>34861073
That actually would have been fun! But doxxing myself seems unwise....
>>
>>34861080
Use a burner number you can spoof numbers using virtual cellphone apps. Idk maybe a different trolling project then. I'd never let my daughter on this site when she grows up but if I ended up like the other dad I'd AT LEAST want to team up with my daughter to horrify the living shit out of people here with some elaborate prank
>>
>>34861076
I don't think so. My daughter's first appearance on 4chan pre-dates mine.
>>
>>34861074
But what if you daughter finds a bf and makes him a 4chan user?
>>
>>34861082
Ah ok you're not my dad then. That would have been weird lol
>>
>>34861082
>>34861076
You two can date then
>>
>>34861081
I'm mildly tempted to give this guy >>34861079 the whole stern "And what are your intentions towards my daughter?" speech.
>>
I like watching the news to look at the cute reporters
>>
>>34861077
That meme doesn't work any more. It's more cucked to have a son in 2026 on account of the fact this generation of men are turning into fruits, femboys and bisexual faggots. Zoomer men somehow have less balls than their female counterparts
>>
The 4chan bloodlines...
The 4chan legacies...
>>
>>34861048
>Just because you are scared of men achieving Sūpā Saiya-jin doesn't give you the right to gaslight us out of our transformation.
Is this why Frieza blew up Planet Vegeta? She was afraid of toxic masculinity?

>>34861053
They're both out of his league.
>>
>>34861083
>But what if you daughter finds a bf and makes him a 4chan user?
It'll be a race to see if she can disown him before I can disown her.
>>
>>34861090
I’m a second generation poster as well, but my parents posted on The Portal of Evil and Something Awful.
>>
>>34861087
My intentions are to court and marry her. And then buy a house and have great kids
>>
>>34861081
>some elaborate prank

Sleuth 2007 is calling
>>
>>34861096
And can you keep her in the style to which she is accustomed?
>>
>>34861087
Lol I can't wait to give the future bf of my daughter that speech just to make them squirm and force the fake "she's just nice to me sir! And and.. I want to do right by her sir! Umm she and I met at (fabricated circumstance, glossed wholesomely with fake shit to hide the fact he has a sex drive in case it offends)" shit is gonna be fun
>>
>>34861098
And what style would that be
>>
another day of being ugly and disgusting
>>
>>34861102
>And what style would that be
Exquisite.
>>
File: 1778201764544384.webm (2.76 MB, 360x640)
2.76 MB
2.76 MB WEBM
Another day of my monotonous femcel life
>>
>>34861104
That's how I roll nothing but the best
>>
>>34861093
The mid ass blonde bitch is not out of his league lmao
>>
>>34861107
Dumbass fuckass squirrel that's not your food
>>
>>34861107
You can spice it up by posting nudes online
>>
>>34861051
Damn, how old are you, anon? No offense.
>>
>>34861094
Why it's okay for your daughter to be a 4channer, but not her bf? Not fair.
>>
>>34861112
I'm not a whore.
>>
>>34861107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
>>
>>34861116
You can be one
>>
>>34861029
I took some art classes at community college and all my professors were women. So no lol.
>>
>>34861118
That is a fate worse than death.
>>
>>34861116
Is Kitt*nposter a whore?
>>
>>34861114
If you had followed the reply chain up another two posts, you'd know.
>>
>>34861117
The 2000s were hell on earth
>>
Incels. why don't you have a pet? I have two dogs and love them and I also think they love me too even more than any woman would do (family members doesn't count, they beat me or yell at me anytime they can) just try it and forget about any relationship. Or sometimes they can also help you to get a girl, who knows?
>>
>>34861122
Yes. I think I have called her one before. Her actions disgust me sometimes.
>>
>>34861121
It's not it's fun for everyone involved
>>
>>34861125
My bad. Does she lurk adv?
>>
>>34861117
Where to find girl like at 0:20?
>>
>>34861115
>Why it's okay for your daughter to be a 4channer, but not her bf? Not fair.
She comes on here to understand the nature of masculinity at its absolute toxic worst. Understanding it doesn't mean having sex with it.
>>
>>34861127
>Or sometimes they can also help you to get a girl, who knows?
Don't tell the incels the puppy strategy they will start getting more sex than normies wtf. Do not tell them that young single women will stop the incel on the street to strike up conversation just to pet the puppy. And don't you fucking dare tell incels that women perceive men who are good to dogs as a signal for security and stability and boosts their perceived attractiveness
>>
I am 36, she is 20. She is very pretty and we can have good chemistry, but the age gap creeps me out more than a little bit to be honest.

Talk me in or talk me out of it, but state your gender.
>>
>>34861081
Anons are weirdly puritanical about incest you should cum inside of her and post proof that'd be a good prank
>>
I hate my life and I hate my body I think I'm gonna kill myself
>>
File: 1500.jpg (137 KB, 1920x1536)
137 KB JPG
>>34861137
M.
>>
>>34861133
I already know who you're talking about and I didn't open the video.
>>
File: stonetoss alliance.jpg (169 KB, 1000x1000)
169 KB JPG
>>34861129
Fair enough, based foid
>>
>>34861135
Hmm...good point. Just get a pet incels, forget about women. It works for me!
>>
>>34861127
I don't like animals
Yes I know I'm soulless
I'm not an incel for no reason
>>
>>34861134
Nta im the other dad-anon. Is she aware that this same nature is within you as well? After all you're also a man and you also presumably browsed and contributed to this heap while she was still in diapers. It doesn't bother her?
>>
>>34861137
Grown ass man you can make your own decision
>>
>>34861145
Are you a soulcel?
>>34861147
This.
>>
>>34861127
one of only a few things more viscerally revolting than a woman using animals as surrogate children is a man using animals as surrogate children
>>
>>34861146
>It doesn't bother her?
I expect it does, but she isn't looking to date me, either.
>>
>>34861149
In this scenario it would be a surrogate girlfriend
Minus the sex hopefully
>>
>>34861137
Probably bait but here have an earnest response. Consider that while you were graduating from high school she was learning not to shit her pants. The older you get the less the age gap matters but for me personally I don't want to date someone who had a completely different childhood than me. I don't want a partner who's either far ahead or far behind me in basic life experience.
>>
File: dating_pools.png (47 KB, 740x175)
47 KB PNG
>>34861137
M
An easy math check...
>36/2+7=25>20
Yep, too young.
>>
>>34861137
Sounds like your chemistry isn't good enough to offset the age gap.
>>
>>34861145
Weird...
>>34861149
I didn't say children (I don't want), I said a relationship
>>34861151
See? This anon gets it
>>
>>34861150
Of course but you know how kids are right? How they unconsciously model the expectation of their future partners based on the behaviours of their parents? Chances of her dating a 4channer are pretty high since it's normalized to her since her old man is one. She may think "my dad is a 4channer and he's proof some of them are great men. Maybe a 4channer BF might be okay". Then again you did say she is sensible so if she's high intelligence maybe not.
>>
>>34861150
NTA. Was she adopted or blood?
>>
>>34861137
M
She is legal and she likes you so who cares?
>>
>>34861158
>high intelligence
NTA, doesn't mean high wisdom
Most 4channers have relatively high INT compared to normalfags
>>
>>34861154
>that last panel

reminds me of the guy who found his wife on github by outright targeting women on a coding website for the best possible match
>>
>>34861163
>Most 4channers have relatively high INT compared to normalfags
Most 4channers think they have high int
>>
>>34861163
They really don’t.
>>
>>34861165
4channers have high INT but low WIS
>>
File: alysa20.jpg (783 KB, 1638x1956)
783 KB JPG
raccoon...
>>
>>34861172
Idk a good chunk of the people here are legitimately dumb as a pile of bricks
>>
>>34861160
>Was she adopted or blood?
Given what I said in the post you're replying to, that's a very odd question.
>>
File: Aya Shalkar.jpg (203 KB, 994x1350)
203 KB JPG
>>34861176
I thought we were into Kazakh girls now
>>
Femanons, do you like your body type on other women? Or do you prefer opposites like apples if you're a pear?
>>
>>34861165
>>34861170
They prove their INT sometimes, usually when it comes to doxing
>>
File: carlos.jpg (35 KB, 600x600)
35 KB JPG
>>34861179
well you know they aren't coalburners
>>
>>34861178
That she's not looking to date you? Obviously she wouldn't either way.
>>
File: 1770614520280208.png (1.8 MB, 1080x810)
1.8 MB PNG
>>34861176
I think her raccoon hair is cool.
>>
>>34861172
Hard to prove WIS. Anyone who professes themselves wise demonstrates a lack of it.
>>
>>34861184
Maybe he's from sweet home Alabama
>>
Not a single femanon gave me advice... >>34861137
>>
>>34860363
>I don't like it when women expresses a desire for casual sex
I like it when women expresses a desire for casual sex
>>
>>34861185
I don't. If her hair screams "Stinky pussy" it gives smelly vibes
>>
Just took out a 24 month payment plan for my dinner on grub hub
>>
>>34861182
They don't do cool shit like this anymore and haven't for a while, the avg IQ here has plummeted
>>
>>34861188
What makes you specifically uncomfortable about the relationship? Why is that? What are you afraid of in the future? Put it into words and reassess.
>>
>>34861137
>>34861188
Dude she's 20
Unless you're lying and she's really 14 it doesn't matter
Do whatever the fuck you want
She's old enough to decide if she wants it or not
>>
Im witholding sex from my girlfriend until she loses weight
>>
Men, what would you do if you found out your 16 year old daughter was dating a man in his 30s?
>>
>>34861199
M
I'd be pissed but if I assess the man has good intentions and he can provide a stable long term future into marriage with her, I'd begrudgingly allow it since it's legal in my state. Once she is older and the she gap closes id get over it. Chances of a man that she having good intentions are slim to none though
>>
>>34861199
congratulate her for having common sense and taste. have you SEEN zoomers? 15 yeay age gap is like the minimum now.
>>
File: toii7sr260bh1.jpg (181 KB, 2560x1437)
181 KB JPG
>>34861194
I am afraid that we are at different stages in life, she is going through college, I am focused in my career, completely different experiences. Speaking off i am also considerably more experienced in relarionships and I feel like she has to live her life. I am also at an age that I dont really want to be wasting my time anymore.

I could go on.
>>
>>34861199
Can he afford her bride price?
If we're using medieval marriage ages we're using medieval marriage practices and I need my cash money
>>
Getting my dick sucked as I type this
>>
>>34861199
She's grounded for life
And there will be an additional grave in the local cemetery
>>
I will only be happy once I become underweight
>>
>>34861137
M
It's up to you man. All I can say is that it would weird me the fuck out personally. I've got a 6 years age gap with my 23 year old best (female) friend and I find even that a little odd. Can't imagine being in a relationship with someone 16 years younger.
>>
>>34861199
Report him to the police
>>
>>34861212
Tell him he's a good boi
>>
>>34861214
using one of those calorie tracking apps made me go from 67kg (and rising fast) to 60-62kg in less than half a year without significantly changing my lifestyle
>>
Gettin mah dink sunked
>>
File: N7DwWP1.jpg (931 KB, 2504x6000)
931 KB JPG
>>34861193
Yeah...
>>
>>34861164
I've heard a story of a guy trading a neural network on his dating preferences to automate dating sites/apps for him. This was back before the general public knew what an LLM was too (likely before they existed at all, but I'm not sure)
>>
>>34861199
I'm glad to be an incel and will never have kids so I don't have to deal with shit like this.
>>
>>34861127
>Incels
honestly no idea if I would call myself that.
But I am currently taking care of a friend's low maintanance pet and noticing that even that is a little much for me on some days. I respect animals too much to get one just for the sake of having one, when I'm clearly not able to take on the responsibility of a living thing.
>>
Is it bad that I refuse to have kids with my wife until she loses weight and keeps it off?
>>
>>34861233
King and I wish you the best of luck
>>
>>34861127
I just don't think I want to handle something that shits everywhere
>>
>>34861236
Thanks, much appreciated. I've just heard of a couple of stories of people getting animals seemingly without actually being able to take care of them and it's kinda disgusting.
I did consider getting rats or some other animal that doesn't live too long, so at the very least it's not a decade long commitment like a cat or a dog (even though if it would still probably be quite heartbreaking). But they require so much time and effort that I just don't have at the moment. Not to mention space.
>>
>>34861176
kek it has been like 6 months and everyone forgot about her already
>>
>be kind of a degenerate and perverted
>worry a gf or friends might be put off by that
>realize i can just not tell them and keep my private life private
what are some other lifehacks you guys know
>>
I fucked up bros. I fucked up real bad…
>>
>>34861251
I was worried how my virginity would be perceived, but I just didn't tell my now gf
>>
>>34861253
What happened?
>>
>>34861251
>what are some other lifehacks you guys know
You really can just not give a shit.
>>
>>34861180
I don't dislike my own body type it's pretty "standard attractive skinny variant" but I have a preference for sub 5'2 curvy women with dark hair OR like a 5'10 blonde volleyball player type, lanky and strong, not curvy at all.
>>
If my asshole is actually prolapsed I'm killing myself.
>>
>>34861259
Are you average height?
>>
>>34861188
I did I just forgot to state gender
>>
hello tall femanons
>>
File: 1787579457800418.jpg (76 KB, 510x590)
76 KB JPG
>>34860611
>>
>>34861265
Average is 5'4 right? I'm a little taller. Not quite 5'7.
>>
>>34861255
>Be me
>Wagie
>Old man comes in to fix some shit
>Start telling me about his antiques business
>Specializes in Native American artifacts
>Oh cool
>No nothing about Native American antiques outside of a Netflix doc about Forrest Fenns treasure hunt
>You ever meet that guy?
>Yeah. I didn’t like him. He called the president and got a guy off on a rape charge
>Jesus change the subject
>So what were you doing before that?
>Security in Vegas
>Oh that’s cool
>Yeah I worked for Sammy Davis Jr. and some other celebrities. I helped stop an extortion attempt on Marilynn Chambers once.
>Oh that’s cool
>No idea who the fuck Marilynn Chambers is
>Google her on my work computer
>1960s porn star
>Apparently safe search isn’t defaulted
>I got an email to meet with HR on Friday
>I have my last promotion interview on Monday
>>
>>34861262
Maybe don't cram things in there?
>>
>>34861254
>I was worried how my virginity would be perceived, but I just didn't tell my now gf
That was silly. Telling the woman I lost my virginity to that I was a virgin is one of the best decisions I ever made.
>>
>>34861272
I haven't.
>>
>>34861235
Very bad, yes.
>>
>>34861251
If your mom has a different last name than you it's really easy for her to pretend to be a past employer so you should use her number on job applications.
>>
why doesnt femcel just get a 5'6 boyfriend
>>
>>34861267
>hello tall femanons
Sorry, can't hear you all the way down there. Speak up!
>>
It's cute when they lie about being 5'9" but they're eye to eye with me.
>>
>>34861247
I still remember her
>>
>>34861271
That's why you always use your personal phone and not on any work internet for that.
>>
>>34861284
>why doesnt femcel just get a 5'6 boyfriend
Because if she could do that, she wouldn't be a femcel.
>>
>>34861270
It's 5'3 in burger town. Based taste btw. Do you find certain archetypes more attractive when paired with an aesthetic that "matches," for lack of a better term?
>>
>>34861287
What if their eyes are level with your tits
>>
>>34861284
Honestly I'm gay.
>>
>>34861277
Why would it prolapse then? Are your shits huge?
>>
>>34861277
Then what’s wrong with it?
>>
>>34861284
Because they’re afraid of sex
>>
>>34861284
How big is his dick?
>>
>>34861287
>It's cute when they lie about being 5'9" but they're eye to eye with me.
s-sorry. I... mean thanks, I guess?
>>
I need a man who lies about his height and says he's 5'6'' when he's 5'10''
>>
>>34861299
Length or girth?
>>
>>34861235
Nah, dont let her get out of control. I swear some women just want to be fat.
>>
>>34861305
Size
>>
>>34861295
>>34861296
I don't know I guess they are just huge. I keep taking 20 minutes to wipe. Then when I'm finished and come back 5 minutes later and wipe again, guess what I see. More shit.
>>
>>34861299
Average
>>
>>34861254
Used to worry about the same thing, but at some point I just kind of stopped. Doing >>34861273 sounds hot as fuck to me to be honest.
Plus, if I think back to who I had a realistic chance to lose my virginity to, I'm glad as fuck I didn't, it would haunt me for the rest of my life or at least the foreseeable future.
>>
>>34861291
We're shrinking again, interesting. I swear it used to be 5'4.
If I understand what you're asking me correctly, yes?
>>34861293
Then he's a dwarf.
>>
>>34861304
I'm actually just over an inch taller than my dating profile says, but still not 5'10". May I ask why you want that?
>>
>>34861286
im probably taller than u relax missy
>>
>completely bored and disinterested in life
>not suicidal
>dont want to commit crime
so... now what?
>>
Why don't femcels get girlfriends?
>>
>>34861284
Already did, he was obsessed with being short I genuinely thought he was beautiful. His insecurities led us to fighting

I now date someone who’s 6’6” he’s a lot less angry at the world
>>
>>34861313
what if he's your height but his eyes are always looking down
>>
>>34861316
Find a hobby, go outside, join a community, set goals for yourself
>>
>>34861314
Idk I'm just saying shit. I think it would be funny though. Imagine there's a bunch of men and one of them keeps lying that he's shorter than he actually is and it throws off everyone else's measurements.
>>
>>34861309
Here’s hoping you’re not getting external hemorrhoids.
>>
>>34861317
Because that's faggotry
>>
>>34861310
It's beneath me
>>
>>34861308
23.25 cubic inches in volume.
>>
>>34861317
I should but lesbians are scary.
>>
>>34861318
Kek, you proved him right.
>>
>>34861329
Why are they scary?
>>
>>34861323
I had those a couple of times but they disappeared.
>>
>>34861317
The only time I tried to go on a date with a girl she invited me to a lesbian bar and I realised I was too ugly to even get a gf
>>
>>34861327
Well of course if you're on it
>>
>>34861335
So it wasn't a date? WAit what?
>>
>>34861321
>hobby
ive tried a bunch and i dont enjoy anything other than wasting my life away gaming
>go outside
im outside right now. in a chillis parking lot with the top down listening to music. now what?
>join a community
ive tried a few but ive never felt like i was part of the community. it seemed people didnt mind me being around and would talk to me and stuff, but if i disappear for a week no one notices.
>set goals for yourself
ive achieved all of my financial goals. im going to start traveling soon but honestly it sounds so boring too
>>
>>34861329
Date a bi chick.
>>
Women are cocks scary? Big ones?
>>
>>34861320
They're not that big, is he 15.
>>34861317
I'm a girlfailure not a femcel but I'm only a 2 on the kinsey scale and women are much better at being mean to me in a way that hurts (emotionally) than men are so I'm scared. Plus I'm too old to be this inexperienced with lesbian sex who would have the patience for me.
>>
>>34861330
5’6” guy played games, extensively mostly to demonstrate that he had “control” in the relationship. It hurt me emotionally and devastated my self esteem.

6’6” guy is the most valuable person I’ve had regarding emotional regulation, cooks whatever I want and not once have I doubted he loves me. I feel content because he’s not playing the fucking dread game. Not my fault 5’6” was a psychopath emotionally.
>>
>>34861342
No, cocks are attractive actually, the only attractive thing about moids
>>
>>34861338
She was a club promoter anon.
>>
>>34861344
Just goes to show. Manlets are like Chihuahuas.
>>
>>34861322
That's mostly why i did it. I read that most guys exaggerate by 2.5 inches, so I figured I'd rather she be pleasantly surprised when she sees me irl.
>>
>>34861344
>i feel more loved when i’m with a really tall guy
No shit. That’s the point.
>>
>>34861318
>he was obsessed with being short
poor bro got mindbroken
but yeah life as a shorter man is definitely harder
>>
>>34861127
I have a cat
>>
>>34861346
So objectifying :o
>>
>>34861349
>most guys exaggerate by 2.5 inches
Who the hell does that? That’s not a rounding error.
>>
>>34861343
No but you're 15/10
>>
>>34861343
Are lesbian girls really that judgy?
JH got her first gf in her 30s
How old are you?
>>
>>34861350
if youre not trolling you need therapy bro
>>
>>34861355
I've met plenty of guys claiming to be 6ft when they're obviously not.
>>
>>34861355
Will women really think I'm 5'1 if I tell them my height, why would I even lie at that point.
>>
>>34861359
>>34861360
Fucking kek, i thought it was cock size
>>
>>34861318
>6’6”
Is that the cuddle buddy?
>>
>>34861309
Up your fiber and see a doctor if it doesn't improve.
>>
>>34861347
Oh. Sorry I'm dense.
>>
I'll just pretend I didn't see that
>>
went to the workshop and she wasn't even there, victory accomplished!
>>
>>34861364
My fiber is fine. I've tried metamucil too.
>>
took a nap and now I'm not suicidal :3
>>
i wish i was a hung manlet so bad
>>
>>34861368
See what
>>
>>34861372
It's not all that great
>>
State gender.

Would you do porn if only your shadow or silhouette was visible?
>>
Thoughts?
>>
>>34861370
In order to have good shits if your gut is retarded you need
>clean diet
>fiber
>water
>cardio
Everyday. If you still somehow have bad shits all the time you need to see a doctor.
>>
Why do you come back to our toxic masculinity, femanons? Are we your guilty pleasure?
>>
>>34861381
or he could just try keto/carnivore and cut out all fiber. helped me
>>
>Gender
What's something about your sexuality that you're embarrassed about?
>>
Star Trek was always shit
>>
File: b0e.jpg (39 KB, 656x679)
39 KB JPG
I once went to a gay bar with an ex girlfriend and a few guys tried to buy me drinks.


Women, why do you make it so difficult? If you like me you should just say it. Catcall me if you want. I dont bite.
>>
>>34861369
Stop obsessing about the girl and tell us about the workshop!
>>
>>34861378
Would go if I ever go to Arabia.
Male
>>
>>34861381
I'll go to the doctor, if they tell me I have a prolapse I'm going to post my asshole here and kill myself.
>>
>>34861390
>Arabia
anon.... Paris is African...
>>
>>34861199
its gonna be bad my nigga
>>
>>34861385
M
I'm a shy guy, but when a woman teases me about something I go absolutely feral.
>>
>>34861392
Then I won't go
>>
>>34861391
Is it a whole ring that pops out like your entire anus? Or just one side like a grape/pea-sized thing?
>>
>>34861382
No I’ve had conversations with really cool people here, I just despise trad social media.
>>34861378
Squeeze the money out of the otakus why not
>>
>>34861394
>hey anon, those pants make your ass look good ;)
>*gets on all fours and starts autistically screeching and attacking the foid*
>>
>>34861199
I’d probably go visit the 30-something man while he’s at work and ask him to tell me why he wants to date my daughter. I’d make sure his coworkers hear me.
If he’s unemployed, I’d visit his parents’ home and ask them if I could speak with him.
>>
>>34861398
I don't know the whole thing feels kind of soft and bulgy, but I don't know if that's what a normal asshole is supposed to be like or not. As I said I've had hemorrhoids before, I know what those are like.
>>
>>34861357
No they're not, femcels just like to mope and be scaredy cats
>>
File: Moids.png (1.11 MB, 1320x1230)
1.11 MB PNG
Men here don’t under why we won’t date them, this is why
>>
i hate ugly/fat people and dont want to talk to or associate with them. i find them disgusting. if i add someone online and find out they are ugly or fat, i immediately block them without explanation. is this unreasonable?
>>
>>34861411
ESL
>>
>>34861376
its better than this
>>
>>34861415
what?
>>
>>34861412
No. I hate don’t like men too.
>>
>>34861401
Yeah, pretty much. I feel like I could bend her over right there.
>>
>>34861385
M
i fit most every definition of submissive and sort of get bored doing "normal" sex stuff quickly
>>
>>34861412
King
>>
File: small guy.jpg (28 KB, 415x739)
28 KB JPG
>started diet and exercise
>haven't been able to sleep properly in weeks
Wtf is going on?
>>
>>34861411
the more red on that scale, the wetter the women are for the man btw
>>
>>34861411
Why still hookup though? Is it safer?
>>
>>34861422
To little calories
>>
>>34861412
only if you are not ugly and/or fat yourself. If you're good looking and fit, its fine.
>>
>>34861385
M
Attracted to girls I shouldn't be
>>
>>34861417
>>34861411
Where are you from, ESL femanon?
>>
>>34861385
M
I like being called daddy.
>>
>>34861420
If you are masculine then there’s a FUCKTON of women in r/rolereversal that would love you
>>
>>34861422
I look like that. I hate my body
>>
>>34861412
>please be femanon
>>
>>34861430
That's a pretty basic kink. Why would you be embarrassed?
>>
>>34861431
im a sensitive faggot so no
>>
>>34861429
Not esl just American education
>>34861423
No, even in smut novels the men are “violent” but never towards women.
>>34861424
Pickmeshaism
>>
>>34861436
>Pickmeshaism
What?
>>
>>34861434
I have low self esteem.
>>
>>34861430
What’s embarrassing about that?
>>
Will women let you cum on their tits if it's a hookup?
>>
>>34861439
Ohhhh, so you mean you want to be called daddy but they won’t
>>
>>34861438
Pickme
A woman who will do anything for male attention, a gender traitor
>>
>>34861440
I don’t really feel like I can ask for anything I want from women, sexually speaking. I know logically that I can and should but am struggling with low self-esteem. Several bad experiences with women back to back.
>>
Women how would you feel if you found out your man has a thing for feet?
>>
>>34861443
The girl I gave my virginity to did, so I know somebody will. I'm just still rattled from my last couple of relationships and have a hard time believing anybody's going to desire me like that again.
>>
>>34861436
>men are "violent" but never towards women
I saw a woman brag about the smut where the guy was drowning her in shark infested waters while fucking her
>>
>>34861385
I like putting men on leashes, caged, and being mean towards them until they cum.
I’m not degrading to my partner rn but he enjoys ruined orgasms, it’s the only way I enjoy sex.
>>
>>34861445
Then yourself daddy in third-person to give her to freedom to do it.
>>
Instead of a Pickme, how about a Shootme?
>>
>>34861385
M
That i haven't had it yet despite being 33
>>
>>34861448
>>34861444
Ew
>>
>>34861450
Maybe next time.
>>
>>34861452
Pretty sure the incels think that’s children in the US
>>
>>34861456
>come here, baby. Let daddy make you feel better.
Shit like that.
>>
>>34861446
It would just be another one for the pile.
>>
>>34861416
better than being tall and dickleted whats hard to umderstand
>>
>>34861385
M, I am in a long term relationship but I really want to flirt with and fuck other women. I think I've also developed a thing for Asian women because of a woman who would flirt with me and I with her. I think the fact that she was attracted to me and amak unsatisfied in the bedroom because she wanted to be submissive but her bf wouldn't act dominant while I like being more dom made me really want to fuck her. I kinda think she imprinted on me. I'm still attracted to non Asian women too, idk if I specifically have a thing for Asian women on top of it or if it's just the fact that my field and my area is very heavily Asian and female. Before I became surrounded by Asians I gave them no thought whatsoever
>>
The girl I hate is getting married and she’s probably going to invite me to her wedding (can’t escape she’s marrying family) how can I avoid her wedding
HELP
>>
>>34861446
That's fine. Very harmless.
>>
What is wrong with Finns?
>>
>>34861463
Quit being a fucking baby and just go to the wedding to support your family.
>>
>>34861449
You don't sound very embarrassed about that
>>
>>34861449
He knows he's lucky
>>
>>34861463
Go to the wedding you fuck
>>
Let's be honest.

You are obviously dying of kidney cancer due to your decade long kratom addiction.
>>
>>34861467
It’s not something I advertise
>>
>>34861459
?
>>
>>34861449
M
my embarrassing thing is that im into this but with the abuse significantly dialed up
>>
File: 1780595646469567.mp4 (1.13 MB, 480x360)
1.13 MB
1.13 MB MP4
I'm hungry.
>>
>>34861465
They line up for buckets, I’d fuck a Sami guy tho they are super hot
>>
>>34861449
>I’m not degrading to my partner rn but he enjoys ruined orgasms, it’s the only way I enjoy sex.
How long you been with him? Do you think eventually you'll grow dissatisfied with the lack of degradation?
>>
>>34861474
eat summin dummy
>>
>>34861476
3 years
> Do you think eventually you'll grow dissatisfied with the lack of degradation?
No, the relationship itself is fulfilling and he’s hot. If it was a hookup then yes as I prefer to lean into it hard but I love him enough that my attraction for him fills that gap.
Also it’s not fun if the guy doesn’t enjoy it
>>
>>34861471
She say, advertising it to the thread
>>
>>34861475
Actually it's quite cold there
>>
>>34861463
Get back by going to the wedding and falling in love with one of her friends and then living happily ever after and dying together on the same day. Success is the best revenge.
>>
>>34861480
do you ever go too far and accidentally say something upsetting or does he not care at all
>>
>>34861446
All good
>>
File: HO2S-KcbcAAXijY.jpg (26 KB, 735x740)
26 KB JPG
my friend group is doing a fitness competition till december 15th.
a day in the gym wins you a point.
whoever wins gets 10 bucks from the rest.
wish me luck
t. fat fuck
>>
>>34861487
He was pretty clear with what he wants, I actually do the opposite and praise him for doing a good “job” or whatever similar to JOI. I didn’t enjoy it before him.
>>
>>34861493
You go fat fuck my personal trainer was a fat fuck he’s the nicest cunt alive and I really like that he’s like a massive teddy bear.
Time will pass anyway you fat fuck you can do it
>>
YouTube is so boring now. The channels I like never upload
>>
>>34861493
>a day in the gym wins you a point.
Did they say you have to exercise while you're there?
>>
As a manlet you also get nailed with small hands and a squeaky voice, it really is a whole package of misery isn't it.
>>
>>34861500
I’m stuck on substack and tiktok because of it
>>
>>34861501
yeah, of course you have.
we made a gentleman's agreement that whenever we mark a point, we're supposed to do a workout there. the only exception is cardio, because it creates too much wiggle room for bullshitting.
>>
>>34861509
Why don't you all just do the same routine
>>
>>34861494
You said you enjoy "leaning into it hard". If you could have it, would you just never have normal sex in general?
>>
Men, what is the most expensive suit that you own? How much did it cost?
>>
>>34861504
im 6'4 with lady hands and two separate women have openly laughed at the size of my penis in bed, if it makes you feel any better
>>
>>34861515
Yep if I had fallen in love with someone else or been single forever I would never have normal sex
>>
I need a blonde gf for the sake of my survival
>>
>>34861480
>Also it’s not fun if the guy doesn’t enjoy it
Based, I feel the same as a dom guy for sub women. How do you go about ruining an orgasm for him? Do you see yourself marrying this gentleman?
>>
>>34861517
I rented one for 130 dollars once
>>
>>34861521
Did I mention dicks?
>Lady hands
What constitutes lady hands?
>>
>>34861523
this is gonna sound retarded and useless as a question but how do i find women like you
>>
>>34861504
i've noticed that the biggest problem with manlets is that most of them look like jason statham.
like, this sort of "manly" look does not work.
so i think that the real strat is going for the youth/twink/cute aesthetic. head full of hair.
>>
>>34861531
Why is everyone here so gay
>>
>>34861521
Is your dick actually small or just looks small on a tall guy? Don't steal dicklet valor.
>>
>>34861509
>>34861511
>Why don't you all just do the same routine
Nta, or better yet, most lbs lifted total.
>>
>>34861536
both; dicklet automatically guarantees the latter being true
>>
>>34861517
Nothing too expensive, probably 2-3 hundred, I haven't bought a new one in years and I'm overdue. Otherwise my most expensive clothes are a couple jackets I have that were about 400 apiece
>>
Everyone hates dicklets for some reason
>>
>>34861511
>>34861537
yeah, that would work, but the problem is that there's also women on it too, so it would be kinda unfair.
we settled on the rule, because it would be fair for everyone and the whole point is to motivate us to be healthier (we drink too much), so it's supposed to motivate frequency and consistency.
>>
>>34861539
What’s your actual size?
>>
>>34861446
Give him a damned oiled up footjob and call him a pervert freak
>>
>>34861542
I was born with what i have. I'm not apologizing for it, or worrying about it. It is what it is.
>>
>>34861531
Realistically? A dungeon. There’s meet nights and stuff like that. You’ll get fakes all the time asking you for money if you want a relationship that’s not who you want. Please do not fall into it.

Reddit
R/rolereversal
R/femdompersonals
The owner of femdom personals is famously a twat that wants a domy mommy, but you’ll find people in the discord that are worth talking to
R/ femdomcommunity is also a better place but less about dating I suggest you start there.

>>34861526
> How do you go about ruining an orgasm for him?
There’s different ways of doing so desu I rather not go too in detail
> Do you see yourself marrying this gentleman?
I love him a lot, I respect him even more and I think he’s a great person so yes
>>
>>34861544
>there's also women on it too, so it would be kinda unfair
Not necessarily, they’d just have to spend more time and could even do it at home. For example, 1 lb x 100 reps is still 100 lbs total lifted.
>>
Atoga seems quieter today. Did all the spirits pass onto the afterlife?
>>
>>34861544
Have one routine for men and one for women
Are you all fat fucks
>>
>>34861550
>>34861531

• r/gentlefemdomr4r
• r/femdompersonals
• r/FemaleDommePersonals
• r/flrdating
• r/BDSMpersonals (not femdom-exclusive)
• r/MommydomPersonals
• r/TrueMommydomPersonals
• r/RoleReversePersonals
>>
>>34860611
Girls, how much of a red flag or ick is it if a guy doesn't like pets/animals?

Not in the sense he wants to kill them for spor tor anything but just doesn't wants pets, doesn't fawn over animals when he sees them and doesn't really want to pet or touch them when people show off their pets.
>>
>>34861553
too busy plapping and pretending they're an outcast.
>>
>>34861557
Big red flag. Thats a psychopath.
>>
>>34860611
State gender. What's a decent number of chin ups to be able to do? Not a crazy amount but a respectable amount. Want to know a decent goal to set myself
>>
I saw a little bag on weed on the pavement while walking the dog, I didn't pick it up.
>>
>>34861557
He has no intention of liking or taking care of anything that doesn’t benefit him.
The USSR and china combined had less red flags than a guy like that
>>
>>34861550
>I love him a lot, I respect him even more and I think he’s a great person so yes
Godspeed anon, wishing you two a long life of happiness together
>>
>>34861557
The good men are inquisitive and like to look at animals and would point one out to me. They will also give pets a nice scritchy scratch or at least say hi. You don't have to want to be a petowner, but I think I would be a little uncomfortable if you acted like you were allergic to all animals.
>>
File: K.mp4 (3.06 MB, 480x852)
3.06 MB
3.06 MB MP4
Damn. It's wild how realistic this is.
>>
>>34861564
Does that mean I need to start pretending I'm into petting other people's pets etc? I just

I'm pretty caring to people/children though which a lot of pet people don't seem to want these days
>>
What if I think animals are cool from afar but don't like touching or hanging around them in person because of germs/unpredictable behavior
>>
why do chicks move on so fast after a divorce? They make a big deal before the wedding, then find someone else in 2 weeks after the breakup.
>>
>>34861568
TikTok slop bait
>>34861572
Shit bait
>>
>>34861571
>>34861566
>>34861564

Original poster of the animal question here.

It's kind of like this, I just find them to be dirty for the most part and desu don't know how to interact with them.
>>
File: Divorce.mp4 (1.74 MB, 576x1024)
1.74 MB
1.74 MB MP4
>>34861572
>>
>>34861568
I can’t take any more of these videos without audio. Find a new medium.
>>
>>34861572
Because they’re only ever in it for themselves in the first place.
>>
>>34861517
I had some super 120 but I got rid of all my suits a long time ago. I've still got a couple of belstaff jackets that I enjoy.
>>
>>34861572
Because women mentally break up/divorce far earlier than you think
>>
>>34861560
F
I would be impressed by 10 or more but I dont know anything about fitness.
>>
>>34861572
You think that is wild, you should see chicks after total husband death. I've seen chicks literally they are in a relationship in under 2 months and married in less than a year.
>>
>>34861576
>dating someone that treats you like shit and takes a toll in your self esteem
>person raises cortisol
>finally ends things
>cortisol lowers less stress more time to thrive
WHY DO WOMEN LOOK BETTER AFTER DIVORCE /s
>>
>>34861576
TikTok slop bait
>>
>>34861574
So do you like animals at all? You can just be friendly and greet the pet... you don't have to pet them if you are worried about hygiene.
>>
>>34861560
I do 7
If a guy does 30 or more that’s hot
>>
it's pretty demoralizing seeing so many people that finished college working as uber drivers
>>
File: GgGYL9zXQAI55QI.jpg (16 KB, 281x374)
16 KB JPG
>>34861580
How he thinks he looks with those vs how he actually looks
>>
Hey, girls!
*plap*
>>
>>34861585
For that i don’t mind in either direction. Unless they get the kids to call the new one dad or mom.
>>
>>34861594
I don’t get Why men dress like this do men have any idea how fucking good they’d look with the right clothes? It pisses me off to see some guy with shit shoes.
>>
File: CuteMenWhere.mp4 (2.72 MB, 480x852)
2.72 MB
2.72 MB MP4
Why aren't the cut guys going to bars and clubs anymore? Women are waiting for you and are complaining that you aren't showing up!
>>
>>34861586
How do fantasy niggas not did of cringe writing all this
>>
>>34861590
In what sense? I used to fantasize having pets like turtles and had ideas of what dogs I would have liked to own but nothing came of it. Then I just realised I don't really want pets.

I do like the idea of having chickens
>>
File: SkyFortress.png (411 KB, 478x597)
411 KB PNG
>>34861600
>>
>>34861585
I excluded it because i knew baitfag would just call it bait. but they called my post bait anyway.
>>
>>34861597
>do men have any idea how fucking good they’d look with the right clothes?
Unironically no. Men don't know what good clothes look like either
>>
>>34861594
idgaf, I'm tall and rizzchamp of the cosmos

>>34861597
women don't know shit about menswear, you heard it here first
>>
Unicircumchads hitting up the bars 2nite
>>
>>34861597
>>34861606
>good clothes
>it's just warriordaddy in tight underwear
*snore*
>>
>>34861603
That's fine if you don't want pets. As long as you're not like ewww animals.
>>
>>34861606
No because you can ask 10 different women and you will get 10 different answers. They have no fucking clue what they are talking about.
>>
How do I know marriage isn't going to backfire. She's great, and everything I want, but is she just going to change be constantly dissatisfied, and make me into one of the miserable groveling slaves, I see dancing like a monkey, working like a dog, and begging like a wretch for any semblance of the affection she currently gives me? I see her dad is that way with her Mom and it worries me.
>>
How do you find women who are worth being around?
>>
>>34861609
Fuck off is good Scandinavian tailoring.
I’m watching love is blind US vs Italy and even the jeet from Italy looks good because he dresses nice
>>
>>34861615
None of them are worth being around, they just weasel in due to hypergamy.
>>
>>34861610
Nta, that’s where i am with it. After burying two dogs, i don’t want to do it again.
>>
>>34861615
Takes a lot of patience and self-respect.
>>
>>34861600
TikTok slop bait
>>34861617
Dumb bait
>>
>>34861615
such as?
>>
>>34861610
I'm not like ewww animals, just kind of ..... indifferent.

Like I don't get all playful or googoogaga when I see someone with their pet
>>
>"""accidentally""" took moid's pocketknife after he shown me it
>told him he can visit me and get it back
>now I'm sure I will get a second date with him
God I'm so smart. My plans are measured in centuries
>>
>>34861625
Fetish bait
>>
>>34861625
He will beat the shit out of you
>>
>>34861618
I get that. And that's fine.
>>34861624
That's fine. Although I feel like you'd be like the meme about the dad who doesn't want a dog and then he ends up being best friends with the family dog lol.
>>
>>34861625
>piss off warriordaddy so he punishes me (good)
it's tiresome
>>
>>34861625
That’s not as cute as you’re imagining it is.
>>
>>34861625
Yesssss
>>34861632
Wait why not....
>>
>>34861627
>>34861628
>>34861630
>>34861632
you guys are just jealous
>>
NPCs exist because people who reproduce have exactly one personality.
>>
File: 200135.jpg (101 KB, 500x750)
101 KB JPG
>tfw I only showed femanon my decoy pocketknife
>>
State gender
Bisexuals, do you have a "bi-cycle" or is it pretty consistent for you?
>>
>>34861634
You can't just take my things. That's mine. Not yours. You're not allowed to do that.
>>
>>34861636
TRVKE kill all breeders
>>
>>34861625
You're gonna get fugged
>>
File: Moids.jpg (176 KB, 1100x686)
176 KB JPG
>>34861614
Could be worse
>>
>>34861640
But you get it back AND you get a second date... Isn't that a win win? You can cut open cardboard boxes in bed later since that's all that moids do.
>>
>>34861634
>Wait why not....
I carry a knife. It is a functional and essential part of what i have on me any time i go out. And then you come along with your “tee hee i’m so cute” bullshit and take my stuff to try to reenact some fanfic you’ve created in your mind.
>>
>>34861645
What if I stole your virginity would that be fun. You'd get a second "date" too if you're lucky.
>>
>>34861644
Gross, but how does this relate to my question?
>>
>>34861644
I wish I had a sister
>>
Someone named Logan should make a yogurt brand and call it Logurt
>>
>>34861647
THATS NOT THE SAME THING YOURE DEAD TO ME
>>34861646
Why are men so serious WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR KNIFE ON A DAILY BASIS? STAB FIFTY MUGGERS TO DEATH ON THE WAY HOME? GOD/
>>
>>34861651
Let me introduce you to my friend Gogan
>>
>>34861545
just under 4 inches but i say 4 so i can at least defend a shred of my dignity.
>>
>>34861655
Nigga my middle finger is bigger than your dick
>>
>>34861653
What if I let you keep it as a memento
>>
>>34861653
the lines on lined paper are an offense to me
>>
Men.
For once I’m going to consult the lot of you that aren’t trolls
My bf loves WOW indie games football and cooking as a hobby
It’s my anniversary soon, any ideas?
>>
>>34861655
Cute... Do you like being tied up and sexually tortured?
>>
>>34861663
Yeah, get better punctuation.
>>
>>34861663
>It’s my anniversary soon, any ideas?
Yeah, don't expect much
>>
>>34861663
do all four at once for him as a circus trick
>>
>>34861614
Continue working on the relationship and don't let yourself be treated poorly. BPDemons aside, women badger you when you start getting passive.
>>
>>34861663
He's your *husband* and you don't know what he wants?
>>
>>34861542
None of them more than dicklets hate themselves.
>>
>>34861661
That only happens after you have a serious emotional connection...
>>
>>34861663
football is out, there haven't been any good games published in years, so we're down to cooking by default. kitchen tools and spices. I like teeny tiny spice company blends above most others.
>>
>>34861663
See if there's a place around that offers premium/boutique ingredients.
>>
>>34861663
What kind of cooking does he do and how much money do you have to drop?
>>
>>34861669
He won’t let me spend money on him, I already got him most of what he wanted last year.
>>
>>34861663
A comfy t-shirt with some branding on it
>>
>>34861663
What kind of indie games?
>>
>>34861663
Ideas for what he's getting (You)? Or. This feels like a non-question. congrats on being married and having a partner etc.
>>
>>34861671
You looked pretty emotional when I popped your cherry
>>
>>34861673
>there haven't been any good games published in years,
You moron. You nincompoop. You numbskull. You buffoon. You clown.
>>
>>34861677
About 1k USD, last year I got him a signed frame of the team he likes. I can’t top that shit this year he cried
>>
>>34861556
>>34861550
Thanks.
>>
File: 1768883808483929.webm (1.28 MB, 480x848)
1.28 MB
1.28 MB WEBM
I typed out an entire paragraph rant about the pocket knife thing as a joke but it was too much so I deleted it.
>>
>>34861655
Phew, you might need to up your rizz then. Seems like you’ve got the height and look to already get girls in bed…but you might need to add in that you have small dick while you’re flirting as if you’re so confident that it doesn’t even matter to you at all. I actually knew a guy that would get laid just by telling chicks he had a small dick and it made them curious kek.
>>
>>34861655
OMG youre almost a 3rd of the size of my boyfriend!!! How does that happen!? Hes only an inch taller.
>>
>>34861687
Quitter
>>
>>34861684
>>34861663
>>
>>34861517
I have one that cost a few thousand dollars but I never wore it nor did I even get it tailored lol
>>
>>34861679
Got him a new wardrobe for his birthday this year
>>34861681
No but I’m happy with whatever he’s not a bad gifter
>>34861676
I could do that thank you
>>34861677
Forgot to say he cooks italian
>>
>>34861693
Welp, I tried
>>
>>34861550
>The owner of femdom personals is famously a twat that wants a domy mommy,
Does he cock block guys looking for the same thing?
>>
>>34861693
>>34861685
Does he have a pizza oven? Neapolitan pizzas are fun to make as a couple desu which is why I don't use my pizza oven much anymore
>>
>>34861691
The post says "indie games". Anybody saying "there haven't been any good games published in years" is someone who thinks that AAA games are the only games that exist.
>>
I need to date a retarded girl
>>
File: images.jpg (31 KB, 335x597)
31 KB JPG
>>34861693
>he cooks italian

how about some of the crazy meme pasta?
>>
I don’t want to move or eat or drink or do anything. :|
>>
>>34861695
I heard that yes, one of his mods (a woman) outed him for being a creep
>>
>>34861693
>wardrobe
Like clothes or a whole ass piece of furniture
>>
>>34861593
I actually think it's hilarious. We're one step closer to a world where a degree doesn't mean shit.
>>
Women do you judge men for having a case on their phones?
>>
>>34861703
Damn what a loser
>>
>>34861704
2 jackets
5 shirts
5 pairs of jeans
2 sweaters
And some work shirts.
Also got him a gaming chair.
>>
State gender.
Should men and women be banned from posting pictures or videos of themselves online, unless it's job-related (e.g. linkedin, being a streamer or model)?
>>
>>34861705
Doesn't it depend on the degree and what field you're trying to get into? And what you actually did in school, like making connections and internships?
>>
>>34861711
No?Lol.
>>
>>34861698

there haven't been any good indie games published in years either
>>
>>34861670
Yeah cuz I have a small useless dick
>>
>>34861714
Minecraft
>>
Women. Would you date a guy who drinks 23 cans of beer a day.
>>
And I lost weight, from 40 kg to 36 kg...god damn it
>>
>>34861711
No tf
Their kids for sure
>>
>>34861714
We'll just have to agree to disagree then.
>>
>>34861716
15 years ago are you serious nigger
>>
>>34861716
That was fifteen years ago and now Microsoft owns it
>>
File: 1781637913215523.webm (2.44 MB, 472x848)
2.44 MB
2.44 MB WEBM
>>34861714
I disagree. We are very different people.
>>
>>34861720
>>34861713
>too retarded to state gender
Opinion discarded, you will get banned completely.
>>
>>34861723
Shit, 17 years ago. I remember playing the alpha in 2009, before skeletons had bows and they just chucked the arrows at you
>>
>>34861718
I'm jealous
>>
>>34861663
>any ideas?
Learn to use commas, lazy bitch.
>>
>>34861718
How are you alive?
>>
>>34861714
Fuck off.
>>
Femanons, do you have nice feet?
>>
Do chicks not have friends or do they just humblebrag for the thrill of it
>>
>>34861729
Nah
>>
>>34861721
>>34861724
you can disagree with me but that just makes you even more wrong than you were previously. Supervive showed promise but was kill. Before that the last thing to show any promise was Balatro.
>>
>>34861711
M
No, I support freedom of expression.
And I prefer masturbating to women who are exhibitionists that post on places like r/gonewild and /soc/ instead of models.
>>
>>34861722
>>34861723
That was a typo, I meant to write Slay the Spire II but then I sneezed.
>>
>>34861735
The latter.
>>
>>34861734
Fetish bait
>>
>>34861734
Yeah, but theyre stinky right now. I just got off of work.
>>
>>34861734
3 men have complimented my feet I feel like meg from family guy
>>
File: home squeak home.jpg (62 KB, 300x450)
62 KB JPG
>>34861714
Counterpoint: Squeakross
Now what big boy
>>
>>34861739
You can kys
>>
>>34861722
>>34861723
What do you mean? It was just in alpha a few years ago haha
>>
>>34861744
>>34861745
Can I see them?
>>
>>34861728
Trust me, this is hell
>>34861732
Just, I am?
>>
>>34861712
Yes, especially to the networking part, but the people who are able to get jobs are the people whose education equipped them with actual skills. It's not engineers that are struggling to find work.
>>
>>34861748
Minecraft is going to be a 20 year old video game in three years. :|
I paid $13 for that game
>>
>they are figuring out that indirect self-destructiveness is linked to low emotional intelligence
oh fuck bros theyre onto me. what do i do? i feel like people have been staring at me more recently and like mouthing words at me. whats their problem?
>>
>>34861718
height
>>
File: 1756268632516035.jpg (89 KB, 736x499)
89 KB JPG
>>34861754
I started playing when wolves were added, wait that's actually a huge coincidence.
>>
I have a degree in ass kicking. Women, would you date me?
>>
>>34861718
anon you must eat cheeseburger
>>
>>34861758
women only date, height, skull-shape and hairstyle.
>>
>>34861746
now I go back to rocking back and forth on my hands waiting for the duskbloods
>>
>>34861718
theres no way youre an adult and i can pick you up with one hand lmao
>>
>>34861756
1.60 m
>>
>>34861758
You sound poor. No.
>>
>>34861758
From what university?
>>
>>34861762
AAfags get the rope too
I'm waiting for Airframe Ultra
>>
goodafternoon atogaanons
>>
>>34861764
nice
>>
>>34861754
do you remember the web version? and when tekkit first came out?
>>
>>34861763
Funny enough I am in colleg and everyone says I look like a high schooler
>>
>>34861757
Chonp
I remember that being one of the more exciting updates. I liked the game more before they added sprinting or hunger.
>>
>>34861767
fromsoft ain't AA, they're kuso-coded slop at heart and always will be.
>>
>>34861758
From where
>>
Women, can you guess why I complain 24/7? What do you assume my issue is?
>>
>>34861657
fuck u nigga
>>34861664
idk its better than her being disgusted and let down i guess
>>34861689
genetics
>>
>>34861774
Otherwise known as AA
>>
>>34861772
like a high schooler straight outta auschwitz?
>>
They're opening a 24 hour Kmart in my neighborhood, does anyone need to go to Kmart at 1am?
>>
>>34861771
Yup, I started with the web version. The first time I played the game was when I joined a creative server in the web version during the alpha.
It was the one time I decided to check out the MSPA forums, and the game had a thread in the games subforum.
>>
>>34861779
No...I try to wear clothes that hide my body as much as I can. That's why I hate Summer, plus I enjoy cold weather
>>
>>34861689
holy fucking moidhands
>>
>>34861776
Incel.
>>
>>34861715
You ever think maybe your penis size doesn't actually matter, and that your attitude is the actual issue? Worth considering.
>>
>>34861783
>I enjoy cold weather
yeah probably with 5 layers on you lmao. which country are you from?
>>
>>34861780
I like Hmart at 1 am
>>
>>34861733
>>34861747
nta.
Why do autists get so mad over their "pew pew momma mia wahoos?"
>>
>>34861769
Ma’am it’s evening
>>
>>34861785
No, not incel. Any other guesses?
>>
>>34861357
No I'm not scared of lesbians specifically I'm just not good with women. It's the autism. I'm about the same age as JH. Men are easier to read and I'm more motivated to engage with them because I'm only barely bi. If I met a woman that I was really excited about I'd consider it but it hasn't happened yet.
>>
>>34861788
I am dirty argie
>>
>>34861791
is evening not technically after noon tho
>>
>>34861790
Slay the spite is dog shit and an autist game
>>
>>34861689
Moidhands so unwashed they reek of dick and doritoes
>>
>>34861767
>I'm waiting for Airframe Ultra

you might get a brief kick out of forsaken remastered or Strike Vector, ded servers ofc
>>
>>34861787
his size quite literally does matter, stop gaslighting him
>>
>>34861792
Wrong
>>
>>34861776
Short or shortdicked
>>
>>34861797
>and an autist game
I'm not seeing the problem here, you normie.
>>
>>34861734
I don't think so but that guy who asked to take pictures of them while I was at a duck pond on a college campus must have
>>
>>34861796
Maybe I’d accept “good after the noon”
How’s anon today?
>>
>>34861766
>>34861775
University of getting my ass kicked
>>
>>34861787
Penis size doesn't matter yet somehow every guy here has one over 6 inches and women say bigger than average feels better
Doesn't add up
>>
>>34861800
You can whine about your peepee all you want. You cant drag other people in and expect them to hold the same dysmorphic neurosis you do, sorry. Your life does not begin and end with how big the piece of meat in between your legs is, you can cope and cry all you want but blaming it on that is a copout. Simple as.
>>
>>34861794
Are Argentinian girls worth it? Or should I stick to Brazilians?
>>
>>34861735
women hate other women more than they hate men
>>
>>34861766
Callipygian University at Metatarsus
>>
>>34861693
Get him a steam deck? I use it all the time for my indie games. Or maybe a fancy Dutch oven like le creuset or a stand mixer if he likes baking?
>>
>>34861810
If you can handle them they are all yours. I gave up long time ago
>>
>>34861802
Neither, I am above 6 foot and above 6 inches (when erect, tmi). Good guess, any other guesses?
>>
>>34861752
tell me your secret, what are you taking?
>>
>>34861809
oh im well above average lol. its just stupid to lie to a dude about it. no your worth isnt determined by your dick size obviously, but during sex it absolutely does matter.
>>
>>34861808
>every guy here has one over 6 inches
half this thread is babydicks crying and pissing themselves over their horrible evil unfair lives.
>>
>>34861797
Then do what I do and don't play it. No skin off your nuts.
>>
>>34861814
Thank you anon.
>>
>>34861817
Hmm. Chronically ill?
>>
>>34861821
Half? Where?
>>
>>34861816
How come?
>>
I wanna eat shitty takeout with her
>>
>>34861804
>that guy who asked to take pictures of them while I was at a duck pond on a college campus must have
Bruh
>>
do gay men cuddle with each other?
>>
Men.
Have you ever used your hands to punch a pedo? Why not?
>>
>>34861818
What do you mean? Drugs? None. I just can't gain weight and I am too lazy and feel tired 24/7 to try it. Last time I fainted and I was just doing a light jog and started to feel dizzy
>>
>>34861829
It was as weird of an encounter as it sounds.
>>
>>34861821
Why do manlets rage and dickless self flagellate?
>>
>>34861830
No they sit on a tub 3 feet apart
>>
>>34861776
Root chakra blockage
>>
Women, would you date a fat and/or balding man?
>>
>>34861831
I've never met one.
>>
>>34861834
being gaslit constantly about how your problem is actually not a problem tends to drive people completely insane
>>
>>34861824
Excellent guess. I was at some point, but no longer. I paradoxically complain more now than then. Why might that be?
>>
Moids,
Would you date a clumsy autistic girl that faints whenever she stands up too fast?
>>
>>34861833
I'd probably open carry if I was a woman and hot.
>>
>>34861833
Nta but can you take a picture of them for me?
>>
>>34861805
could be worse could be better
hows ur after the noon day going
>>
>>34861839
Lazy bait
>>
>>34861827
Never learned how to flirt or talk and I am afraid of rejection, plus growing up in a family of shitty women
>>
>>34861841
Yes
>>
>>34861821
>babydicks
Kinda proving his point there, chief
>>
>>34861841
Does she like me back?
>>
>>34861841
Thats my type
>>
>>34861840
Because now you have to work? You sound autistic. Are you cute?
>>
>>34861830
>>34861835
So it's only 3 feet apart because they are gay? As opposed to the straight 6?
>>
>>34861841
Depends on how the autism manifests
>>
>>34861832
>I am too lazy and feel tired 24/7 to try it.
Well yeah, because your body got no energy from not enough food.
At 40kg or less, you should see a professional.
>>
>>34861847
You're gonna activate my manlet rage
>>
>>34861857
How tall are you? Are you a real manlet or a faker?
>>
>>34861841
Why do you faint, what's the medical condition?
>>
>>34861846
Hope it gets better before it’s over. It was alright, kinda the same.
>>
Meow meow what did I miss
>>
femanons i always get compliments on my looks from family and girls online simp for me but i get no attention from real women, or i dont notice it at all. i feel invisible. what gives?
>>
>>34861858
5'4
>>
I take everything AI says at face value
>>
>>34861863
minecraft is the indie new release of the year apparently
>>
>>34861843
I go back and forth on getting pepper spray but I have asthma I don't want to ruin my ability to run away by using it. I generally feel pretty safe and I think I'm more mid than hot but yeah I'm not the kind of person that belongs in parking lots alone at 11 pm. I prefer deep in the woods where I'm more likely to see a deer or racoon than another person. Feels safer.
>>
>>34861866
You are probably happier than many of the anons here
>>
>>34861859
POTS, its a heart condition and Im not autistic I dont know why I lied about that, Im just weird and maybe autistic.
>>
>>34861858
That reply wasn't me but he got it right
>>
>>34861864
If someone played you in a movie what actor would it be
>>
>>34861865
Oh shit, a real manlet. Well you're still annoying as fuck.
>>
>>34861864
What about older women? Like retirement age plus. If you're hot they'll let you know.
>>
>>34861872
LMAO
>>
>>34861863
The era of cats is over.

We are all about rodents now.
>>34861746
>>
>>34861870
Alexis?
>>
>>34861865
Aww so cute. Can I peg you?
>>
>>34861868
You can try pepper gel or foam instead, it doesn't aerosolize or get blown around
>>
>>34861870
I have a heart condition too and need to take meds for it... at least for now.
Do you have some treatment or medication or training you can do? Are you anemic too?
>>
>>34861877
But I already ate dinner 3:
>>
>>34861868
Taser/stun gun might be an option
>>
>>34861836
holy shit. maybe? good guess, but, if that were the case I'd probably complain more in the past. Very cool. Any more guesses?


>>34861853
>Because now you have to work?
No! I like working. Eases my mind a bit.

>You sound autistic.
I am neurodivergent but not autistic. You're getting warmer.

>are you cute?
Maybe? Women my age seem happy to see me, even when I yap about nonsense.
>>
>>34861873
ive been compared to Taylor Lautner before but i personally dont see the resemblance
>>34861875
yeah they stop me at the grocery store sometimes to chat and they mention how handsome i am
>>
Gender
What are you most insecure about? Even if you don't show it.
>>
>>34861841
Yeah
>>
I have a heart condition. Poor guy's broken.
>>
>>34861856
They'll just tel me to lift, I don't want. I just want to know what to eat in order to get fat
>>
>>34861872
Kek, he just beat me to it. At least i got it last time.
>>
>>34861860
thx, u and me both
what crazy stuff did u get up to today
>>
>>34861889
M
My height. Sometimes I stand on my tip toes in photos so the girls are only a little taller than me
>>
>>34861892
I'm a great cook, if you were my gf, I'd feed you delish shit every day, while also do cardio exercises to strengthen your heart.
>>
>>34861889
M
My feet. I have ogre feet.
>>
>>34861889
Teeth and chin
>>34861891
What’s wrong with the guy
>>
>>34861889
M
my general existence and perception
>>
>>34861886
Oh do you have adhd? Anyway I give up but it was fun.
>>34861878
No, but I was going to fuck with you for a second. I decided against it. Hope you find her, anon.
>>34861882
I take salt packets and iron supplements.
>>
>>34861889
M
I don't cum hard enough. It makes me feel less masculine, and worried that she feels unappreciated.
>>
>>34861898
I enjoy cooking too, but sadly I am not a she. Maybe when I definitely give up I'll call you
>>
>>34861889
M
utter lack of casualness when socializing, I either aggressively blurt my every thought or am unable to banter.
>>
>>34861893
Lol I don't know what your guy's deal is but it is kind of funny. You are my fans.
>>
>>34861894
Went to work and then came home. I didn’t have much to do so I was mostly just there to keep the building from floating away.
You?
>>
>>34861850
Not really.
>>
>>34861903
>Hope you find her, anon.
I don't lmao
>>
Women, I am completely incapable of emotions or connection(schizoid). Would you still marry me if I told you I was pretending to love you despite this?
>>
>>34861903
the answer was bpd. good try.
>>
>>34861889
M
Penis size duh
I am also balding and fat
>>
>>34861900
He's uh, broken.
>>
I can’t wait to go to sleep and visit him again. But then I wake up and suffer.
>>
>>34861889
F
I hate my fucking nose
>>
>>34861905
This is why you motherfuckers need to state gender. Not only is it pretty much the only theme of the thread but now we got anons out here acting gay for one another unbeknownst to them
>>
>>34861917
I dont get it
>>
>>34861907
It's the only fan club where I'm not the shortest.
>>
>>34861889
M
I worry I don’t have nearly enough going on for myself to be worthy of any woman’s commitment.
>>
>>34861889
My dick.
>>
>>34861909
>stop feeling bad about your dick size
>insults your dick size
You're just a bully
>>
>>34861912
They sometimes think I’m broken too because of the tism.
>>
>>34861920
Post nose
>>
>>34861920
post schnozz
>>
>>34861905
Well 37kg as a guy is even worse, no offense.
>>
>>34861920
I like birdish noses on women
>>
American men
How do you feel about the billion dollars a year that goes into subsiding Jewish people living for free inside of the US, and the 4 outside of the US?
Your tax payer dollars pay for Israel’s free healthcare
>>
>>34861923
Until your pants come off
>>
>>34861926
You didn't state gender, retard
>>
>>34861889
M
I feel extremely romantically undesirable all the time, and try to mask it with stoicism, even though I have done well in the dating game.
>>
>>34861903
How about extra magnesium? Specifically magnesium taurate?
>>
I think I really have the body of a femboy :/
>>
>>34861915
Are you in remission? Have you done schema therapy and such? Im CPTSD and it took a long time for me to grow and stabilize, but it is possible.
>>
>>34861905
Anon, you need to get on an iv or something.
>>
>>34861922
Broken heart what is there not to get
>>
>>34861933
I'm Jewish, where do I collect these subsidies? Not a fan though.
>>
>>34861939
We are going to review the evidence.
>>
>>34861934
Imao
>>
File: 1777291356273595.jpg (79 KB, 702x728)
79 KB JPG
>>34861939
You could at least try it out, kind of a waste not to desu
>>
>>34861933
M
I'm completely politically disenfranchised and basically just waiting for DC to implode and the country to Balkanize. I give it fifty years.
>>
>>34861936
Female, obviously. Are you fucking stupid?
>>
File: Dm1vTTSVsAA69xc.jpg (157 KB, 750x920)
157 KB JPG
>>34861916
>>
>>34861933
I think theres more than 4
>>
>>34861950
Gock
>>
>>34861952
Incorrect
>>
>>34861940
Thanks. I am very calm rn. I've gotten better about catching myself via DBT.
>>
Where will I find my future wife? She's a cute, naturally redheaded tomboy who wants to have lots of babies.
>>
>>34861943
Go for the free trip to israel
>>
>>34861951
Actually amazing. lol
>>
>>34861953
Gock is estrogenized penis. They look and function differently from a male's dick.
>>
>>34861957
Holy shit hes still alive
>>
How do I start lifting if I have zero energy or drive or discipline?
>>
>>34861958
Huh? Completely free? No catch?
>>
Beer run beer run
>>
>>34861964
The journey of a thousand steps
>>
>>34861947
no! it's a shame! I'm thinking of going bald just to look less feminine
>>
>>34861963
Who are you and how do you know me?
>>34861964
You literally just do it. You don't need motivation nor drive. Just head to the gym right now, and boom
>>
>>34861965
Yeah, you just can’t say a single bad thing about them and have to say something good about them on social media. Totally free otherwise
>>
If femanon shark, I am tree bark. ;)
>>
>>34861957
You will have to duel me for her hand.
>>
File: 1605355533490.png (596 KB, 540x720)
596 KB PNG
>>34861973
>>
>>34861964
You should try lifting something that’s a little heavy and then lowering it repeatedly
>>
>>34861968
>>34861970
It doesn't quite work I always quit after a few months, can I do drugs to combat this?
>>
>>34861972
If femanon shark, I'm b8... masturb8
>>
>>34861972
Femanon has become confused
>>
>>34861977
ok chum
>>
>>34861973
First tell me where she is. I'm sure she'd choose me regardless of the duel.
>>34861976
Steroids can help sure
>>
Holy shit I thought whole milk was going to be like 1 dollar for a liter, why is it almost 4. I can't bulk like this.
>>
Unironically what got me to stop smoking weed years ago was the cult episode from American dad
>>
File: howie.jpg (91 KB, 313x978)
91 KB JPG
>>34861976
nut up or shut up.
do some push ups right now.
You have literally no excuse not to.
>>
>>34861979
Hey, you~ ^^
>>
>>34861972
They're more like whales
>>
File: Mudbending.jpg (590 KB, 1080x1022)
590 KB JPG
>>34861774
Fromsoft is the most regurgitated slop in an industry where EA and 2k release the same game every year. Bloodborne and Elden Ring were pretty enjoyable, but it makes it to where Dark Souls and Sekiro feel like fucking deja vu.

>>34861806
>>34861813
Doesn't sound like an Ivy League.

>>34861889
>What are you most insecure about?
My upbringing and lack of a family. I never really had a support system.

>>34861964
>How do I start lifting if I have zero energy or drive or discipline?
By doing what you can. If that's just one set for each muscle group, then so be it. Create a habit and work your way up.
>>
>>34861972
If foid shark, I am her chum
>>
>>34861986
Some of them are snakes
>>
>>34861984
>313x978
why is your head so narrow
>>
>>34861928
Who're >they?
>>
>>34861985
Anon are you going to tell me about the shark and tree analogy
>>
File: howie.png (675 KB, 1216x3800)
675 KB PNG
>>34861990
I fucked up
>>
>>34861956
Thats great to hear, anon. Proud of you.
>>
>>34861991
People
>>
>>34861992
*leans against doorframe* if femanon skater, I am po-tater... ;P
>>
I am deeply in love with her
>>
>>34862000
Why are you telling us bro
>>
>>34861908
i slept for most of the day, not looking forward to going back to college, can’t say that even that will make me fix my sleep schedule.
each new semester makes neetdom more and more appealing..
>>
>>34862000
F
Can you tell me about her? I unironically love love
>>
>>34862000
Anon is right, shouldn't you be telling [her] that
>>
femanons im building a cross-platform 3D game engine using Common Lisp on top of SDL3. thoughts?
>>
>>34861999
fuck off rizzfag
>>
>>34861993
I really should just kill myself
It's the only real solution
>>
>>34861980
I do have a big chum dinger.
>>
File: 1414712130914.gif (1.76 MB, 400x206)
1.76 MB GIF
>>34861987
>Bloodborne and Elden Ring were pretty enjoyable

if you're only playing the reddit nuslop, of course it's going to suck

fromsoft games are games about novelty pvp mechanics that shouldn't work, but kinda do. souls 1 and 2 were fine in this regard. I could see a case for bloodborne. sekiro and elden ring are redditor trash and you deserve honorary reddit gold every time you post here.
>>
>>34862000
*teleports to your location*
*purrs in lap*
>>
>>34862003
>I unironically love love
Nta but me too, I could talk about it all day.
>>
>>34861912
bump
>>
>>34861912
No dumbfuck nobody will ever want you
>>
>>34862005
What is the game about?
>>34862009
I like bloodborne. It's one of my favorite games. All of my character slots are filled with unique and fun characters and I farmed all the gems for stomping pvp and coop even though I don't play multiplayer often.
>>
Girls, what's a big fetish you have?
>>
>>34862002
I know how that feels. It’s definitely worth the effort though, and it does eventually end. You can do it.
>>
>>34862017
uhh its a game engine, not a game. but ill probably build a friendslop game on top of it just as a proof of concept
>>
Woah, femanon, those look kind of heavy, here, let me carry them for you.
>>
>>34862024
Do it anyways you PUSSY come on
>>
>>34862019
I don’t know since I still have my card.
>>
>>34862023
I'm dumb I can't read. Well that sounds grueling but also fun. I hope you learn a lot!
>>
>>34862027
marriage
>>
>>34862027
Plap
>>
>>34862027
Yeah but you still think about sex I'm sure
>>
>>34861889
M
Tiny dick, obviously. Is what it is though.
>>
>>34862027
Based
>>
>>34862016
I've dated a few women who wanted to marry me, but I broke it off with them to avoid the drama of revealing that I'm not actually in love.
>>
Men is it ok if your (potential) gf literally goes honk shoo mimimi at night?
>>
>>34861823
No problem, update us on what you buy him and what he thinks of it. You seem like a good gf anon, wishing you two all the best
>>
>>34862037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMoNoXYLZk
>>
>>34862041
That ass my squeeze, my love
>>
Why do women pretend I am handsome when I go to single's events? It's getting kind of stale.
>>
>>34862019
Men turning into werewolves.
>>
>>34862029
thanks! theres quite a bit of math im learning but cant quite wrap around my head(matrices and quaternions mostly), its pretty interesting
>>
>>34862041
as long as it is ok if I can wear huge ANC cans, keep several fans blasting, and pipe thunderstorm noises through a bluetooth speaker all night
>>
I’m nervous to have an important talk
>>
>>34862051
I thought minotaurs were the new meta?
>>
Girls, would you feel comfortable giving your boyfriend a private lapdance?
>>
Girls, would you ever consider dating a man who had paid for Onlyfans content in the past?
>>
>>34862043
<3 I just want to make him happy
Thank you anon wishing nothing but a good rest of the year for you
>>
>>34862055
>>>/lgbt/
>>
File: IMG_7299.jpg (10 KB, 367x272)
10 KB JPG
Guys stop asking so many questions
>>
>>34862003
She has beautiful silky hair and a great golden smile and an adorable goofy laugh. I like how she's playful and silly but still mature underneath. Sometimes when I see her I try to see how long I can go without breaking into a smile, I'll let you guess who always wins that game. I like how it feels to hug her and lift her up, and how she clings to my arm like a little monkey. I like how we can talk and joke about everything, I like how we understand each other almost telepathically, I like how often we say "I like that too!", I like how we can surrender ourselves to each other without a second thought and have each other's backs no matter what, I like how there's no one else like her
>>34862004
I do
>>34862010
Begone wench only one girl gets to sit there
>>
>>34862056
I have never liked minotaurs. I read that greek myth about the labyrinth and dude with the string and he has to kill the minotaur and I just felt bad. I get no joy from minotaurs, just sadness. Also I'm sorry but a COW? Get real.
>>
>>34862063
Why?
>>
>>34861920
What shape is it?
>>
Autistic woman tries speed dating
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tnI0nVSUV5o
>>
>>34862065
Sometimes I like checking this place because I know I’ll find something like this and feel extremely happy for some random person online.
Brb crying screaming throwing up
>>
>>34861889
F. Physically, my chest. Mentally, my reactiveness to minor things.
>>
>>34862073
hot chicks are so annoying once they get an ugly girl orbiter.
>>
>>34862041
I've gotten used to loud snoring I can sleep through it
>>
white femanons x curry
ENTJ gave me strength to believe in myself - if I fail in America, I will get Euro bunny.
>>
>>34862057
Very.
>>34862059
I'd consider it, but that's not a positive first impression.
>>
>>34862055
What is it?
>>
>>34862073
Atoga moids nailed me to a chair and forced me to watch this video repeatedly in the past.
>>
>>34862068
Based gloomer
>>
>>34862019
Anal.
>>
>>34862080
Small boobs are just as beautiful as big ones. There are many women who are universally regarded as extremely beautiful who have small boobs.
>>
>>34861984
>Howie
Kek
>>
>>34862084
Have you given a lapdance before?
>>
>>34862087
I hoped you learned your lesson.
>>
>>34862080
Hi JH. Would you steal Nathalie Emmanuel's boobs if you could?
>>
>>34862074
Lol thanks hope you find yours too if you haven't already
>>
>>34862090
Tranny hands
>>
>>34862091
I know. I'm overall happy with my style as a whole, but in a vacuum I think I'd like a bigger chest just for my own appreciation. Getting to try new clothes options alone would be nice.
>>
>>34862083
> I will get Euro bunny.
Jeets here get the crumbs
>>
>>34862021
u have too much faith in me lol, ive failed 2 classes so far.
hopefully ur experience has been better, especially since your job field is a lot more promising than most others
>>
Women, what is the disappointment level if the guy has a 5"x4" dick?
>>
>>34861885
I haven't needed it yet, and I don't want to get a licence to carry so meh. I'd probably change my tune if I ever end up in a situation where it would have been useful but I doubt my ability to get it out and use it anyway. If flight doesn't work I'm kind of fucked.
>>
>>34862080
Post chest
>>
They say having tattoos doesn't make you a bad person, but almost everyone I've ever met who has tattoos is indeed a bad person.
>>
>>34862105
She might soon
>>
>>34862104
>If flight doesn't work I'm kind of fucked.
Perhaps literally.
>>
>>34862095
Poorly, but yes.
>>34862097
Idk them well enough to say yes to stealing from someone like that.
>>34862099
No, just too much freetime to try dumb shit like that enough to start to like it.
>>34862105
I've posted the mspaint drawing enough.
>>
>>34862106
Makes guys hot this professor I used to fuck had math tattoos
>>
>>34861982
What do you think this is, 2002?
>>
>>34862106
Lazy bait
>>
>>34862110
>I've posted the mspaint drawing enough
I never saw it
>>
>>34862106
You have the causality backwards. Low inhibition leads to both.
>>
>>34862109
There's a different word for that anon
>>
>>34862111
Did he give you good grades?
>>
>>34862103
It's not ideal if we're talking about my dream dick in a vacuum, but I don't think I'd be "disappointed" if I was getting with a guy I've fallen in love with and I see he has a dick like that. The sex would be bad if the guy didn't have much experience and sucked at communicating, though.
>>
File: 1774967907502092.webm (313 KB, 636x382)
313 KB
313 KB WEBM
Moids how is your quest for love going?
>>
>>34862102
My sister failed a couple classes before she got her degree too, so I wouldn't let that get you down too much if I were you.
This is my second attempt at college lol, so I did plenty of fucking up, failing and withdrawing before I got to this point. I don't think I asked what kind of engineering you're studying, which is it?
>>
Women, would you drum your hands/fists on your moid's back?
>>
Why are girls these days so obsessed with age gaps, either positively or negatively?
>>
>>34862118
I wouldn’t fuck anyone that has power over me
>>
>>34862119
Always suifuel
>>
>>34862121
It's not my active quest. My journal hasn't updated since 2019.
>>
>>34862124
Lazy bait
>>
>>34862019
To actually do I like being bitten. For porn it's fisting and gangbangs but like, she has to be reluctant or I'm not into it.
>>
File: gokusa.jpg (138 KB, 564x770)
138 KB JPG
>>34862121
It just keeps going and going, but I'll at least be able to say that I went on a quest by the end of it.
>>
>>34862125
Oh, a professor, not your professor. Bummer.
>>
>>34862121
Never tried
Women don't seem worth the squeeze
>>
>>34862129
Would you like to see a picture of someone's bite mark on your ass?
>>
>>34862133
>>34862134
Lazy bait
>>
>>34862121
Bad
>>
>>34862133
A lot of them do. I don't think most of them do, but the ones that do are just godawful.
>>
i have such a gross unaesthetic penis. even flaccid i have huge clumpy veins on it. i feel so insecure about it
>>
File: 1765093394314015.jpg (218 KB, 1910x1078)
218 KB JPG
I wish it wasn't summer. Too hot outside. Can we all agree that any season but summer and spring is the best?
>>34862130
Good luck.
>>34862137
Fuck...
>>
>>34862129
Um, any recommendations?
>>
>>34862133
>women fucking suck
Yeah that's the point faggot
>>
The worst part of bulking is the gas. Every day I fight for my life.
>>
>>34862141
>Good luck.
Thanks. Why no love for spring? I like it a bit more than winter.
>>
>>34862138
That "a lot" goes up every year. I went from thinking only a few women were trash, now it's nearly 90% percent.
>>
>>34862114
It's very underwhelming.
>>34862123
Of course. That's how you test to see if he's ripe, like a watermelon.
>>34862140
Dicks look gross by default. It won't be offensively gross looking unless you have bad hygiene. Wash it and keep your skin moisturized and it's not going to offend anyone more than normal.
>>
>>34862057
Not really
>>34862103
Incredibly mild to the point of not mattering unless he's kind of ugly and he was riding on rizz then it's like a 4/10.
>>
>>34862143
He prefers when they punch his balls.
>>
>>34862141
Jellyfish are so pretty but so retarded and dangerous, it's kino
>>
>>34862147
I'd put it around 20% desu.
>>
Do modern girls call you Daddy just automatically?
>>
>>34862152
lol.
>>
>>34862154
No, retard.
>>
>>34862122
thats actually kinda reassuring :] still kinda wish i could just quit it all and move far away from everyone i know to just barely survive w some retail job sometimes though
and i swore off chemical engineering after taking my one and only mandatory chem class, im between either mechanical or civil,
what'd you major in the first time?
>>
>>34862144
Hey, fren. Try chewing milanta once a day and if that doesn’t help cinnamon chews (try to not overdose on them)
>>
>>34862136
It's my fucking life, man
>>
>>34862123
Will he do mine next? I'm phlegmy.
>>34862135
Mirrors are fine but I wouldn't say no.
>>34862140
Veins are preferable to papules. Sounds fine. Calm down lol.
>>
>>34862147

simple observation bias
the actual number has always been 100% but you haven't had the dataset to get there
>>
>>34862154
Fetish bait
>>
File: 1767302081532916.webm (2.92 MB, 1280x720)
2.92 MB
2.92 MB WEBM
>>34862145
Because hellish demonspawn insects emerge in spring.
>>34862151
Ya
>>34862154
Only if you turn on the daddy setting via the command prompt.
>>
>>34861889
M, not much. I have a very slight lazy eye
>>
I thought women liked dicks :(
>>
Nuke all simps.
>>
>>34862159
Good. :) You've clearly got what it takes to see it through.
>still kinda wish i could just quit it all and move far away from everyone i know to just barely survive w some retail job sometimes though
This cracks me up, that's pretty much what I did when I dropped out. Not too far away though, only like 130mi
I'm interested to hear what you end up settling on. Engineers are cool people imo, I have a lot of respect for what they do. My dad's an electrical engineer.

I initially majored in English education and then changed to computer science. I think I made the same mistake that a lot of terminally online people do and thought buhhh I like to sit at the computer so naturally I should do computer science. Hated it
>>
File: 1784706521756114.png (863 KB, 980x653)
863 KB PNG
>>34862171
Do you look like Colin Hay?
>>
>>34862177
nta I saw this guy and his wife play a funny little show in a tent at Bonnaroo once. :o)
>>
Girls, if a guy was going through a bout of depression, how would you help him?
>>
I had sex with my ex girlfriend's friend behind her back.
>>
>>34862181
What's his name?
>>
Ignoring feelings
>>
>>34862172
I love them. When it's attached to a real or fictional person I like.
>>
>>34862170
Bbc (big black cnidarian)
>>
>>34862184
That always goes well and is a great idea
>>
>>34862183
LMAO
>>
>>34862183
It was good sex too. I enjoyed her more than my ex.
>>
>>34862175
>that's pretty much what I did when I dropped out. Not too far away though, only like 130mi
too late to ask if u recommend it or no?
> I think I made the same mistake that a lot of terminally online people do and thought buhhh I like to sit at the computer so naturally I should do computer science.
lol no way, i was also one of those people, compsci was my first major choice, took just two classes of it though,
the only thing i miss about it was the amount of heavier set men i shared a class with.
>>
Women, how do you cope with the fact your husband probably doesn't have the best dick out of all of your lovers?
>>
>>34862179
:O
>>
>>34862193
i cope just fine cuz my future husband will be my one and only lover both romantically and sexually
if my first bf leaves me i will kill myself
>>
>>34862162
I will try them. Thank you CIA
>>
>>34862180
It depends on the guy. Sometimes you have to give them space, other times it's worth asking them how they are doing and talking to them.
>>
>>34862191
>too late to ask if u recommend it or no?
DON'T lol. Just get a part-time job if you wanna get in the cagie that badly
>the only thing i miss about it was the amount of heavier set men i shared a class with.
lmfao of course
How many semesters do you have left?
>>
>>34862193
Dumb bait
>>
>>34862194
It was a great show. I was there with a friend and his mom and it was his mom's idea to catch that one, but it was one of the funner shows I caught that year. I remember Hay's wife prancing around on stage with a flute at one point
>>
>>34862187
Sometimes you have to ignore feelings to get over feelings
>>
My only you
>>
my tooth is in so much pain
men, how could you do this to me?
>>
>>34862203
I suppose so. I handle it a little differently. I don't ignore them, but I don't act on them
>>
>>34862198
>DON'T lol.
but freedom...
besides, living at home w ur dad at my age isnt the biggest turn on to most guys
>How many semesters do you have left?
too many.. engineering is my 4th major choice so all ive really done are gen eds and a little wasted courses here and there from old majors. wbu?
>>
>>34862208
You might want to see a dentist :) so that it doesn't rot out of your skull and take your brain with it
>>
Is america becoming russian? I'm noticing people too exhausted even to be quirky millenials.
>>
>>34862211
>so that it doesn't rot out of your skull and take your brain with it

nta don't give me hope, I've been counting on this
>>
>>34862209
What do you do? Bathe in them?
>>
>>34862212
What's most likely going to happen this century in the USA is going to be uncannily similar to what happened to the USSR in the 80s and 90s
>>
>>34862214
I try to carefully watch them pass me by.
>>
>>34862215
lol, I wonder who the putin of america would end up being?
>>
>>34862212
Israel instead of Russia
>>
Bros I'm fucking tired. What happened to this world post COVID? There is no joy in life anymore, it's just a shitty grind with no rewards, no hope, nothing. I don't have anyone or anything left.
>>
Men would you rather have a kid that’s
>Retarded
>Transgender
>>
>>34862221
but enough about european union
>>
>>34862218
What good is that
>>
>>34862222
Nothing really "changed" in a fundamental sense everything just kind of went mask off and they never really need to put it back on
>>
>>34862210
I'm sure there are plenty of guys at your school also living at home desu
I'm enrolled at a school that has six-month long terms instead of semesters, and I'm free to complete the material at my own pace, so I should have it wrapped up by the end of next year, fingers crossed
I'm gonna try to gradually bully you into sleeping at nighttime btw
>>
>>34862098
How’d you find yours?
>>
>>34862224
transgender. at least my sondaughter will be willing to earn money and fund my retirement. my taterson or taterdaughter would probably mean well, but be stuck on disability doing menial tasks.
>>
>>34862212
Americans are so spoiled. They have more money and cheaper goods than any other country of comparable living standards and they're complaining. The average price of gasoline in my country is equivalent to $6.76 USD per gallon.
>>
>>34862222
it's like microwaving fillet mignon in tinfoil. you get some fireworks. if you were doing alright beforehand and planned well for the event, you get one great meal and everyone else is fucked. just normal tactics.
>>
>>34862229
Gives me a lot of questions to ask myself. Why did I feel those things? Were they at all grounded in reality? Is it wise to feel those things in the way that I did? etc.
I feel like ignoring them would lead me to repeat the same mistakes that led me to a position where I can't act on my feelings.
>>
>>34862204
Teenage blue?
>>
>>34862235
If it's any consolation, I'm American and agree with you that most of us have no idea how good we have it here. We aren't all stupid.
>>
>>34862222
Things will get shittier until they get better. The rest of the 20s and most of the 30s are probably going to be insane, but I think the late 30s and the 40s are going to be cool.
>>
>>34862235
Nta
What's your minimum wage equivalent to? For comparison's sake.
>>
>>34862234
No your sondaughter dosen’t want to work, because she-it doesn’t want to participate to capitalism and patriarchy.
>>
>>34862246
$14.28 USD per hour.
>>
>>34862224
Retarded. I don't think I'd wish the life of a transgender on my worst enemies. Seems like a miserable way to live.
I'm biased since I've been a professional tardwrangler for nearly eight years, probably.
>>
>>34862224
How retarded are we talking
>>
>>34862250
my sondaughter will make it big on social media or perhaps join a silicon valley before roping. They will leave me a nice inheritance because I was always nice to them.
>>
When I had my first job 15 an hour sounded like a million bucks
>>
when I had my first day as an adult a million bucks sounded 15 dollars
>>
>>34862259
Same. The minimum wage in my state is still $7.25 an hour.
You can legally pay employees only $2.00/hr here if your business has under 100 employees and grosses under $100k.
>>
Realistically why can't we date femanon? I'm sure you've thought it over a million times by now.
>>
>>34862238
You're right. Maybe ignore wasn't the right word. Not acting on them would be better. Even after realizing the idea behind them, it takes a moment for it to fade.
>>
>>34862266
Yeah, you get it. Thanks for indulging my pedantry.
>>
>>34862231
hm i was going to say i'd make it even by subtly bullying u into drawing more, but that seems too easy, can’t say what the alternative im really thinking is though :3
>>
>>34862224
Trans assuming retarded is properly retarded and unable to care for themselves
>>
>>34862254
So almost twice the US minimum wage. It's 7.25. Average price of milk is $4.31.
>>
>>34862265
Because you suck cocks n' dicks
>>
>>34862270
:o I think I can guess
You could probably tell me in private if you wanted
>>
>>34862274
You're into that...
>>
>>34862259
>When I had my first job 15 an hour sounded like a million bucks
Same. I started out making $4.25/hour.
>>
I don't mean to spoil ww3 but when are the eu and china going to start kissing and holding hands
>>
>>34862281
china's policy is basically femanon's policy, let the other one approach first.
>>
>>34862275
>in private
if only, i almost added u last night but ultimately wimped out
>>
>>34862282
Do femanons also have the mandate of heaven?
>>
>>34861002
Normies hate the homeless. They don't treat them like human beings, they think you're niggerlicious even though I wrote my own compiler at the library. When I was homeless I was invisible to everyone. I saw someone writing TypeScript, I gave them the C programming guide.
>>34860990
Why are you niggaz so sex-obsessed
>>34860944
Any%
>>34860920
Thanks but I don't need any sleep. I'm bi-winning
>>34862278
Damn, I started at like £12/hr when I was 15. America is a wasteland. If I was American, I'd try to bomb the white house.
>>
>>34862287
Ah, he's come down. Hope you didn't get into any trouble during your episode
>>
>>34862287
How old are you, though? This was in 2010 for me.
>>
>>34862273
How many people actually earn minimum wage? The median weekly earnings in the US are $1,251, in my country it's $823 USD.
>>
I think we should kiss while we hold hands
>>
>>34862202
Dang that sounds really fun. I'm a little jealous.
>>
>>34862287
Take your meds before you kill someone during your next manic episode.
>>
>>34862283
That's good to know desu. I'm kinda looking forward to it
>>
I feel guilty for masturbating.
>>
Girls, do you think a bad person can become a truly good person?
>>
>>34862297
Just because of the act itself, or was the masturbation material particularly shameful?
>>
>>34862298
Depends on the person.
>>
>>34862299
The former.
>>
>>34862293
But you ain't here. You're there
>>
>>34862291
I don't think it's a ton.
>Median weekly earnings in the US are $1,252
What the fuck I make $600. And I make double the federal minimum.
>>
>>34862294
It was a great time. Found a video from it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me6M3T6V7EE
Now that I'm remembering it, I think I saw Hall and Oates in the same tent before he went on.
>>
>>34862298
If they become religious no
>>
>>34862306
Haha I meant Garfunkel and Oates, my b
>>
>>34862265
Because we're not good enough
>>34862288
>he's come down
Not really but I have to go to work in 4 hours so am trying to chill
Hope you are doing good too
>>34862222
>There is no joy in life anymore, it's just a shitty grind with no rewards, no hope, nothing
It was always this way
>>34862121
I'm a truecel so nonexistent
>>34862295
Meds are for suckers and I've never hurt a butterfly
>>
why do I only shit once maybe twice a week? should I be concerned?
>>
>>34862303
That's better than the alternative, at least. Do you have religious reasons for the guilt, or is it just because you feel like you can't control yourself?
>>
State gender
The world will be a better place after I kill myself, don't you agree agree?
>>
>>34862296
i wouldnt if i were u, if u remember what ive told u before, but i dont want stall forever w being honest
>>
>>34862312
Eat more fiber. Your diet's probably terrible. You should be shitting once a day.
>>34862314
F
I don't know who you are, so no.
>>
>>34862314
M
It will be insignificant, you're a rounding error.
>>
>>34862314
M
I disagree.
>>
>>34862312
My mom is like this. She's fine just uncomfortable a lot. Walk more, drink plenty of fluids, take some fiber.
>>
Girls, what would you think if your boyfriend or husband wanted to invest a lot of money into a home entertainment center, with a very expensive TV, and an A/V receiver that he'd buy a bunch of external speakers for so he could have an authentic surround sound experience?
>>
>>34862316
>I don't know who you are, so no.
No? Shouldn't you be at best ignorant? Uncaring? Neutral?
>>
>>34862306
Watching this, I realize I misremembered his wife pretending to play the flute as her actually playing one lol
>>
>>34862318
Yes it would or no it would?
>>
>>34862291
>How many people actually earn minimum wage
Most probably
>>34862290
I'm 28 so would've been 2013 for me
>>34862312
Eat more fibre and exercise more
>>34862224
Retarded. Bc every trans person I've met has severe autism and mental illness. And I'd feel guilty for passing that down
>>
>>34862322
I guess "neutral" would be more accurate, but again, I don't know who you are. Unless you're a child molester or a serial killer/rapist, I can't say that I think the world would be better off without you.
>>
I will call you honey because you're so sweet
>>
>>34862315
I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever it is. Worst case scenario, you made a new friend
>>
picking up and carrying femanon in my arms like a moid mobile
>>
>>34862325
Your death would not make the world a better place.
>>
>>34862327
One less mouth to feed
One less polluter
Has to count for something, right?

>>34862317
Even at a microscopic level it would better off
My parents and siblings would be better off at least
Everyone I care about would be better off
Why can't they see that?
>>
>>34862288
I just feel really bad desu. I could've come home early from work at like 4 and instead I was out getting trashed til like 8 and went to bed when I got home. I was sober for months and trashed it. Staying sober feels impossible.
>>
>>34862331
a mobile moid?
>>
Femanon why do you always want some of my snack...
>>
SHUT UP ALREADY!!
>>
>>34862334
>One less mouth to feed
>One less polluter
>Has to count for something, right?
I'm not a WEF member, so I don't care about that.
>>
>>34862326
>Most probably
Absolutely not true.
>In 2019, approximately 1.6 million Americans earned no more than the federal minimum wage (about ~1% of all workers, and less than ~2% of hourly-workers). Less than half worked full time; almost half were aged 16–25; and more than 60% worked in the leisure and hospitality industries, where many workers received tips in addition to their hourly wages.
>In January 2020, almost 90% of Americans earning the minimum wage were earning more than the federal minimum wage due to local minimum wages.
>In May 2019, nationwide, the average minimum-wage worker earned $11.80 per hour; this was the highest it had been since at least 1994, the earliest year for which effective-minimum-wage data are available.
>>
>>34862332
Faggot yes it would
>>
>>34862336
Just for that I'm walking a bit faster.
>>
File: glass.jpg (9 KB, 350x425)
9 KB JPG
M
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwVS-53LBC8
>>
Foids, what is fucking going on here with you'll? How can you not get basic shit done without a man?
>>
>>34862341
It would not, you double faggot.
>>
>>34862340
I'm not reading allat
>>34862305
I make ~£400/week working full time as a teaching asisstant
I dont know how I've not been fired yet tbqh
>>34862314
I dont agree, tell your brain to shut up
>>34862293
That sounds uber gay
>>34862263
>You can legally pay employees only $2.00/hr
That's ridiculous lol. It's £12.71/hr here nationwide
>>
thoughts on moids with very defined cupid's bows?
>>
>>34862344
TikTok slop bait
>>
Biology stop cucking me, I'm trying to be brooding and misunderstood
>>
>>34862314
Does it really matter? You'll be dead
>>
>>34862343
M
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hejRQv-vFSw&list=TLPQMjUwODIwMjaaE4Zs2fzB3w&index=2
>>
File: hqdefault (55).jpg (14 KB, 480x360)
14 KB JPG
>>34862343
M, Zappa was a legend
>>
>>34862344
She kinda cute. Shame about that goat-fucker necklace
>>
>>34862346
In what way would it not? I'd be free, everyone would be free of me
You'd be free of me expressing my suicidal thoughts on this shitty board
Win-win-win
>>
>>34862347
>That's ridiculous lol. It's £12.71/hr here nationwide
Yeah brother. Waiters and other people who work for tips are legally allowed to be paid just a little over $2.00/hr in this shithole dead-end flyover state too
Federal minimum here is $7.25/hr iirc. Many states far exceed that for their minimum wages, but their costs of living also far exceed those where $7.25 is the minimum. This country is going to die this century unless we collectively get our shit together in the 40s
>>
>>34862343
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
>>
>>34862347
>I dont know how I've not been fired yet tbqh
What did you do?
>>
>>34862344
>i want to fuck her
>she is single
therefore she is mentally ill
>>
>>34862313
It just feels wrong and vulgar.
>>
mobile foid gundam
>>
>>34862357
I post on the advice board because I kinda like anons, dumbass. I would rather you not kill yourself.
What I won't do is blow smoke up your ass and tell you that you don't have any good reasons for wanting to do it. But as someone who doesn't regret not killing himself, I feel I should tell you that you genuinely have no idea how much your life could change in a year from now.
>>
What If I dream about killing again
>>
>>34862360
I was going to say this is such a male /mu/ pick andthen I realized you are a woman.
>>
>>34862365
>>
File: 4tgfq5jsdehg1.jpg (42 KB, 918x511)
42 KB JPG
>>34862298
>Girls, do you think a bad person can become a truly good person?
Yes
>>
>>34862359
That's BS lol, when I waited tables I still made the min wage here
American tipping culture is so dumb
>>34862362
Nothing lol I'm very professional at work. They want to put me on an apprenticeship actually. I'm just a complete trainwreck in my personal life
>>
>>34862365
You know what fuck it.
State gender
Best Gundam series
Best mecha series that isn't Gundam
>>34862371
How old are you? I refuse to believe that you're anything over the age of 25 if you seriously think only the hipsters of /mu/ like that song.
>>
>>34862353
Nice.
>>34862360
Very nice!
>>
>>34862366
My life could have changed around plenty of times
And you know what happened? It got fucking worse
It only ever seems to get fucking worse
Fuck you and whoever told me it gets better
It never has
Now I gotta either live in this horseshit or die and have my mom go crazy in grief
I wish i could go and prevent my parents from conceiving. They deserve a better son. The world deserves a better person. But they just got me instead. What a fucking shit deal.
>>
>>34862371
What the fuck lol? I listen to music constantly but have never been a /mu/tant so your board culture mystifies me every time I'm confronted with it
>>
>>34862335
You were getting trashed every day and now you got trashed once in months, that is a successful statistical reduction. You as a man of math should know that
>>
>>34862381
My interactions with the world and music are only with my coworkers, /mu/, and obscure blogs. Also I'm older than 25 lol.... I'm crying
>>
Femanon just wants to be my favorite, that's why she lets me be silly.
>>
>>34862375
>American tipping culture is so dumb
Yeah, it fucking sucks. I uphold it too, but purely because I want service workers to actually be able to eat and pay bills. I pretty much only dine in at restaurants whenever I'm on dates because of this :/
>>
>>34862375
>I'm just a complete trainwreck in my personal life
What about your personal life would get you fired from working in education? Are you a pedo?
>>
>>34862359
Don't sit here pretending that minimum wage is that relevant
Only 1% of hourly workers get paid minimum and most are kids
You can go to walmsrt and get at least a $15 an hour job
>>
>>34862389
Service workers clean up on tips, don't feel bad for them.
>>
>>34862381
M
>Best Gundam series
The only one I've watched all the way through is G Gundam, so it's my answer by default.
>Best mecha series that isn't Gundam
This is hard... I really wanted to pick TTGL but it's NGE, if that even counts.
>>
I WISH I HAD THAR VOICE GOD
>>
File: allenby.jpg (18 KB, 250x187)
18 KB JPG
>>34862372
allenby my beloved
>>34862381
best gundam series are 0079 and zeta
best non gundam mecha series is armored trooper votoms
>>
>>34862392
>You can go to walmsrt and get at least a $15 an hour job
That's the thing that irks me: small businesses can't compete anymore. The floor for walmart where I live is $10/hr also fwiw.
>>
>>34862360
oh I love that song
>>
>>34862393
True, but I doubt they'd complain if they never had to bear the brunt of a slow business day again.
>>
I'd rather work at a small business or a construction site making less than cuck myself out to Walmart or McDonald's for more
>>
I'm so disappointed because I had a stressful situation today, and I'm not proud of the way I responded. Today just didn't go right at all.
>>
>>34862353
>>34862360
Both so tuff
>>34862385
Thanks, I guess so but I still feel like I erased all my work. I thought I could stay sober, turns out I can't
>>34862390
>Are you a pedo?
The opposite lol I like older women
I'm a recovering drug addict tho. I was homeless and couch surfing cause of it
>>34862393
In America maybe. Though tips are still nice. When I waited tables I spent all my tips on booze and gacha
>>
>>34862399
The minimum is $14
>>
File: 1761135168298618.png (156 KB, 400x323)
156 KB PNG
>>34862381
War in the Pocket
Patlabor
>>34862398
>VOTOMS
Did you watch Mellowlink? It's fun and the music is nice.
>>
>>34862402
That'd dumb, maccas is a good employer, and why not earn more for your efforts
>>34862403
You're only human, reflect and forgive yourself
>>
Why are chicks so moneysexual? I finally tried putting some money into the date and had sex the same night.
>>
>>34862405
My brother worked there last year and got $10/hr, I thought.
>>
>>34862410
https://corporate.walmart.com/about/working-at-walmart
>>
>>34862404
>I thought I could stay sober, turns out I can't
Give yourself a little credit man. You’re an addict in recovery.
>>
>>34862408
Dumb bait
>>
Is it normal to fantasize about being killed doing something heroic, and that one good thing being your legacy? Sometimes I think about saving a girl from being raped, but getting stabbed in the process, and bleeding to death in her arms.
>>
>>34862412
May mammon forgive me for speaking ill of Walmart.
>>
>>34862406
>Did you watch Mellowlink? It's fun and the music is nice.
I love mellowlink seriously one of my favorite anime of all time, I actually watched all of the votoms OVAs (boy a few of them really sucked)

did you ever watched blue gender? it was made by the same guy I liked it a lot
>>
File: moid.png (1.09 MB, 1080x1719)
1.09 MB PNG
>>34862415
it was a meme a few months ago.
>>
>>34862415
It's a classic guy thing, it's just about masculinity. Notice how everyone wants to die for something, but imagine if you didn't die you just got shot in the dick.
>>
>>34862419
Yeah I wouldn't want that. I'd like to have made the world a better place with my death.
>>
>>34862419
>imagine if you didn't die you just got shot in the dick.
That's fine, it's not like I was using my dick for anything anyway.
>>
Women wearing boxers
>>
>>34862415
Why don’t you volunteer at a women’s shelter instead?
>>
>>34862413
Thanks for the well wishes <3
I just need to try harder
Just disappointed in myself
>>
>>34862423
NTA but I would assume they don't let straight guys work there.
>>
>>34862417
I really enjoyed Blue Gender. I might have to rewatch it again because I remember feeling weird about the ending. Also one of the tracks in Blue Gender's OST is just Angel by Massive Attack with some moaning and other effects added but vocals removed iirc, which I always found to be funny.
>>
>>34862415
Sounds pretty normal. I have grandiose fantasies where I'm some kind of tragic John Brown-esque freedom fighter.
>>
>>34862374
Disagree desu, some of us were born to be villains
>>
>>34862430
Was John Brown the last true White American Christian?
>>
>>34862434
No, because I yet breathe. He's one of my heroes.
>>
>>34862404
But you did stay sober, you just proved that you could, when was the last time you went that long without drinking? You went sober months and months ago and drank once, that's what less than 1% of those days? You can dust yourself off and keep going
You haven't erased anything from where I'm standing you seem to have been quite productive, holding down that job you like, staying out of trouble, even when you went off the rails this time it didn't end as bad did it
I'll be real when you first started talking about getting sober I didn't think you'd be able to do it, but time went on and you surprised me, you stuck to it you flipped my cynical prediction you had my respect, still do, I don't think you've failed I think you can keep it up.
>>
>>34862434
John Brown was a terrorist and deserved death
Killed more blacks than he "saved"
>>
>>34862429
>Also one of the tracks in Blue Gender's OST is just Angel by Massive Attack with some moaning and other effects added but vocals removed iirc, which I always found to be funny.
nta but whaaat ahaha
That's hilarious
>>
>>34862374
>hell show talking about redemption
Kek
Is she hell Jesus or something?
>>
How do I know if it’s gino or if I’m just getting fat?
>>
>>34862444
Let us see
>>
>>34862444
Is it hard or squishy
>>
>>34862444
You're almost certainly just getting fat.
>>
>>34862444
If your name is Gino then you're probably fat like most other Italian-Americans.
>>
File: sane-harley-quinn.gif (1.13 MB, 498x298)
1.13 MB GIF
>>34862343
on my techno shii rn
https://voca.ro/1gOcDzrMjW7G
>>34862439
>even when you went off the rails this time it didn't end as bad did it
True, it could always be worse...
>>34862448
Gino de Fatto
>>
>>34862428
They do, you’ll have to be a good person because they can smell the stupid if you aren’t.
>>
>>34862443
>Is she hell Jesus or something?
She's literally the daughter of Lucifer.

>>34862433
>some of us were born to be villains
We are who we choose to be.
>>
>>34862442
I don't know if other animes do this but Gundam and a few other mecha shows will just take random western songs and tweak them a bit or change up the lyrics. There's a Janelle Monae song in the second season of Gundam Thunderbolt. The song name has tricycle or bicycle in it, I forget. It's very similar sounding but the lyrics are completely different. And Japanese.
>>
She cancelled bros. She's probably fucking someone else while I'm on 4chan
>>
>>34862451
If women could smell stupid they wouldn't need the shelter in the first place
>>
>>34862455
Did she offer to reschedule?
>>
>>34862444
>gino
Gyno is saggy and flabby.
>>
>>34862429
I want to rewatch it too but I'm currently rewatching something else
>Also one of the tracks in Blue Gender's OST is just Angel by Massive Attack with some moaning and other effects added but vocals removed iirc, which I always found to be funny.
lol I had no idea, also am I crazy or did they use that song in the movie snatch?
>>
>>34862453
>We are who we choose to be
I like this philosophy but I think more of our personality is predetermined
>>34862456
>just don't be born into an abusive family
>>
>>34862455
Coulda been worse. Could have said yes while fucking someone else
>>
My uncle told me he heard at work today that Gyno is gonna be in the next Smash Bros. game
>>
>>34862454
wasn't that also the case with the second opening of zeta gundam?
>>
>>34862381
f, ive only watched iron heart orphans
Eva
>>34862367
i get murder dreams so often I hate it
>>34862343
I'm listening to Amy winehouse rn. i wish she didn't die
>>34862298
depends what they did yo make them "bad". sexual assault is the only thing thats truly unjustifiable. murder can be justified but often is unjust
>>
>>34862453
You're a sorta Catholic, right?
You of all people should know how dumb of a concept that is
>>
>>34862343
F
Kiki Rockwell
Vampyr
>>
>>34862458
Yes but still
>>
>>34862466
>You of all people should know how dumb of a concept that is
I'm a sorta Catholic as well, and Catholicism supports the notion of universal salvation, so...
>>
>>34862343
M
Only the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD7Zq-t-_xc
>>
>>34862460
>am I crazy or did they use that song in the movie snatch
Nta but yes they used that track
>>34862467
Tuff taste
>>
File: images (1).jpg (17 KB, 783x392)
17 KB JPG
>>34862453
>We are who we choose to be.
NOW CHOOSE!
>>
>>34862466
Which part? Lucifer or predestination?
>>
>>34862469
Not too promising, I agree. But give her the benefit of the doubt exactly once.
>>
File: pat.jpg (21 KB, 450x336)
21 KB JPG
>>34862471
I really feel like I know ball now because I could hear this video before I opened it.
>>
>>34862464
Zeta Gundam's first theme is basically a cover of:
https://youtu.be/nFCc5NLTWtc
https://youtu.be/X82QTT_vJI0
The second OP is also based off another Neil Sedaka song but it was unreleased so the Japanese version is really the only one we'll ever get to hear, I believe.
The ED song is also... ANOTHER NEIL SEDAKA SONG!!
https://youtu.be/eMHvRlyoDBU
https://youtu.be/cnqnRQlicqk

Oh I just randomly remembered that Bubblegum Crash's OP is a cover of a song as well.
https://youtu.be/K7K17Cg2CGI
https://youtu.be/zOzvFzIcpwg

>>34862460
Yes snatch uses it. Also the menu theme of the videogame Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines is also inspired by it because they couldn't get permission to use the actual song.
https://youtu.be/znc1m36BYng
>>
>>34861586
Kek, she did say their relationship lasted for a year before she snitched to her feminist teachers.
>>
>>34862446
It’s hard to tell, because I have huge pecs. I’m pinching to see if it feel like the mamary glands I feel on a woman, and it kind of does but way way smaller.
>>
>>34862475
The whole show
But especially Lucifer
Hell is not his domain but his eternal torment chamber
Also by what standard can anyone be redeemed by through God's eyes?
>>
>>34862479
right! it was neil sedaka, I read all about this years ago when I first watched it but forgot.

also I didn't know about the bubblegum crash song!
I love bubblegum crisis
>>
File: HQhKhxYWkAAwfgh.jpg (135 KB, 1290x1733)
135 KB JPG
How would you respond?
>>
>>34862479
lol that is wild. I managed to coincidentally get into Eurobeat while I was also watching One Piece a couple of years ago, and I noticed that one of the OPs is a cover of a track I liked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OR05ReiZCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkRJd2Lv0A
>>
>>34862485
Why? He was a great man but man is also only flesh and blood.
RIP to him.
>>
>>34862488
>I’m retarded by your tits, gougougaga I want some milk!
>>
>>34862488
>What's a tit retard?
>>
File: atogan men.png (389 KB, 600x600)
389 KB PNG
>this thread
>>
>>34862497
You can't trick me into posting cock this easily.
>>
>>34862497
I'm sorry?
What do you want me to do about it?
>>
I found the Gundam Thunderbolt song.
https://youtu.be/XecGcEUV0l0
https://youtu.be/TOui_ftQkVE
>>34862493
Oh wow lol that's cool.
>>
>>34862498
You think 6" is big, shut up
>>
>>34862497
Lmao
>>
>>34862494
He was a nonce kek
>>
>>34862501
I think it's barely above average, as is 6.5"
>>
>>34862501
What's big to you? Length and girth?
>>
File: Dallas.mp4 (3.68 MB, 480x852)
3.68 MB
3.68 MB MP4
State Gender
Does seeing something like this piss you off?
>>
>>34862508
M, no bc I'm not a miserable prick
I mean I am but I'm not racist
>>
>>34862508
M
Nah, it doesn't. I actually believe in that whole nation of immigrants thing pretty strongly.
The only ways these people piss me off is by refusing to assimilate at all, and I haven't managed to encounter that irl yet.
>>
>>34862497
my dick is not suddenly less than 7 inches merely for being e-bullied by my twin flame
>>
>>34862508
M
No. it's a policy I'm skeptical of, but not something I care about on an individual level.
>>
>>34862482
>Hell is not his domain but his eternal torment chamber
It's presented this way in the show. His punishment is being eternally surrounded by the souls of those who did foul deeds with the free will he gave them.
>Also by what standard can anyone be redeemed by through God's eyes?
The only person who has been redeemed so far was someone who witnessed a murder and did not come forward, allowing the murderer to kill more people. He was redeemed by sacrificing his life to save others. But God, who will never be depicted in the show, knows all of the choices we will take. So you don't need to redeem yourself to him, because he already knows if you are going to redeem yourself. Kind of in a Bruce Almighty kind of way.

>>34862488
>How would you respond?
"That's the joke, you stupid cunt."

>>34862508
>Does seeing something like this piss you off?
No, I'm happy for them and wish them only the best in life.
>>
>>34862506
And how big is yours?
>>
>>34862488
Women, are we allowed to compliment the tits when they're this obvious?
>>
>>34862516
I already not-so-subtly shared that in my previous reply
>>
>>34862508
M
Eh
The issue isn't with immigrants per se. It's with immigrants who won't accept their new American identity
Plus 2nd Gen immigrants vote super lib
>>
>>34862511
>nation of immigrants
More like nation of rapists in the UK
Eventually the whole country will be brown
Shoot down the boats I say
I say this as a second gen immigrant myself
>>
>>34862497
how big is your waistline?
>>
>>34862521
lol going for the throat
>>
>>34862508
Do people not realize they are talking about the Indian/wheelchair scam and miraculous healing power of airports?
>>
>>34862521
26"
>>
>>34862523
No, my power level just isn't high enough, sorry. I see it now that you've pointed it out.
Definitely also noticed it when I was last at the airport lol. Also saw black Americans doing it.
>>
File: 20260818_111652.jpg (1.39 MB, 3000x3270)
1.39 MB JPG
>>34862519
>2nd Gen immigrants vote super lib
This is not necessarily true. I'm a second gen immigrant and lowkey very racist
>>34862523
Bro has the Grandpa Joe golden ticket syndrome
>>34862526
>saw black Americans doing it
Not surprising at all kek
>>
>>34862524
lol too fat
>>
>>34862531
Unlike your dick
>>
File: Wheelchair.mp4 (2.65 MB, 708x884)
2.65 MB
2.65 MB MP4
>>34862523
>>34862526
>>
>>34862520
My grandma in Gloucester had about the same to say nearly a decade ago, albeit much more politically correct lol.
I'm sure you can weather it. I suspect a lot of Asian and African immigrants over there wish things weren't like this either
>>
File: HQNA9DxXQAACo9E.jpg (182 KB, 768x1024)
182 KB JPG
>>34862535
Bruh. I had no idea. How is this fucking real?
>>
>>34862534
nice try, not posting dick
>>
>>34862536
Lol your nan sounds like a ledge
I have dual citizenship so am not fussed, just feel bad for em
I appreciate it's a few bad eggs spoiling the broth
Funny how the police never reveal race statistics though for crimes... a black man raping a woman gets less jail time than a white man growing weed, in cuck Britain
>>
>>34862535
Shitwagons
>>
>>34862529
>Not surprising at all kek
I wish it was more surprising! Most black people I meet here are decent people but the ones responsible for all the negative stereotypes do their damndest to act out as much as they can, purely out of spite for people who have the same skin color as me. There's a word for that I think but they wash the brains too effectively over here for me to say it :-)
>>
>>34862540
>>34862535
>tfw spamming mech units in an rts game into a deathball to curbstomp the campaign
>>
How bad is it if I only wash tteeth in the morning?
>>
>>34862542
>I have dual citizenship so am not fussed, just feel bad for em
lol based
>Funny how the police never reveal race statistics though for crimes... a black man raping a woman gets less jail time than a white man growing weed, in cuck Britain
It drags everybody down. Infantilizes non-white and demonizes whites. My family tree starts in Britain, and I really hope the UK (and my own nation, fuck) comes to its senses before I die
>>
>>34862508
Sigh
>>
>>34862550
Bad, brushing 2/3x a day is not hard
>>
>>34862550
>How bad is it if I only wash tteeth in the morning?
At night would be best because that food and bacteria isn't sitting on your teeth and in your gums overnight.
>>
>>34862554
nta but it is, it's very stressful and triggers my ocd because then I'm not sure if I brushed properly so I brush the same spot for over a minute and it just makes me want to shoot myself
>>
>>34862343
shamelessly replying to my own musicpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Tuta8aOhs
>>
>>34862560
JUST BRUSH ALL OF THE TEETH YOU LITERAL CHILD OVWISH I COULD BEAT YOU WITH MY SLIPPER
>>
>decide for laughs to google some content for zodiac that has nothing to do with my sign
>immediately laugh because it's the same "this type is actually special and misunderstood" for all 12 signs
I love being autistic. normies are too megalomaniacal and eat this slop up.
>>
Men would u prefer a woman who hates all men but you or who hates all misandrists and feminazis?
>>
to all the girls: how unattractive is a skinny guy? should i gain some muscle? i am like 183cm and 65 kg
>>
>>34862565
How is this even a question? The latter pls.
>>
>>34862565
>who is stronger goku or chris griffin
the former.
>>
Women
Thoughts on your boobs?
>>
>>34862565
They're both whores so I'd just kill myself instead
>>
>>34862569
Need >him to worship them
>>
>>34862566
moids should always have more meat on their bones
>>
>>34862550
It's actually much worse to not brush at night then it is to not brush in the morning from a healthy gum and teeth perspective.
>>
>>34862523
Qrd on this
>>
>>34862291
>what is purchasing power
you're a dummy man
>>
what chance does an ugly foid like me have with an atoga anon
>>
>>34862577
Does the supposedly ugly foid like fat guys
>>
>>34862577
A good chance. Just inproove your physical, mental/emotional health. You're probably still young.
>>
>>34862560
Same
>>
>>34862578
what gave it away :D
>>
>>34862524
Chest and hips?
>>
But I want you hard
>>
>>34862563
you don't get it!! I do the same for each fucking tooth is exhausting why do you have to be so violent?
>>
>>34862581
I'm psychic. could smell it with my second nose
A very solid chance is my assessment btw
>>
>>34862508
>State Gender
>Does seeing something like this piss you off?
No, I dont like indians taking American workers jobs especially the young Engineers jobs, fuck Elon Musk
>>
>>34862585
The worst is when I go to bed and start feeling it with my tongue. And I'm like argh there's still a rough spot there so I have to get up and brush again.
>>
>>34862577
Very high
Do you really want to date an ugly or crazy person tho
>>
>>34862583
We really should be asking them for their three sizes more often itt, huh
>>
>>34862577
I like your personality but your desperation is off-putting
however you have a nice armpit so it evens out
>>
>>34862547
Kek
>>
>>34862591
the average atoga anon thinks he’s way worse looking than he actually is
u are all pretty crazy tho.. no defending u guys there sorry
>>
>>34862594
>I like your personality
Extremely immature?
>>
>>34862569
Meh
>>
>>34862599
hey! I'm not crazy
>>
>>34862577
Zero, because you keep leading them on. Then backing out once they're interested in communicating further.
>>
How does pussy clenching feel for the guy receiving it?
>>
>>34862609
Idk I'm a fucking virgin
>>
>>34862594
>I like your personality
ty mr armpit anon, i like urs too
>desperation
can u blame me tho :T
im a lonely foid surrounded by all this talk that getting a bf at my age is easy peazy yet im all by my self, maybe if society was more honesty with young women i wouldnt be so sad
>>34862607
theres only been one anon who wanted my contact, i actually sent him a request earlier tonight.. he hasnt accepted it haha
>>
>>34862609
Feels really good.
>>
>>34862615
No idiot describe the physical sensation of it
>>
>>34862612
>theres only been one anon who wanted my contact, i actually sent him a request earlier tonight.. he hasnt accepted it haha
oh shit ahaha
>>
>>34862612
>yet im all by my self
No shit, all you do is sit inside all day
>>
>>34862434
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
HIS SOUL GOES MARCHING ON
>>
File: audrey-hepburn.gif (1.72 MB, 498x318)
1.72 MB GIF
>>34862599
Good looking and insane, what more could you want
>>34862584
I'm soft rn
>>34862565
>who hates all misandrists and feminazis
This one makes more sense. The other sounds like a yandere ho
>>34862618
Some of us have jobs too
>>34862612
Society is full of shit
>>
Remember that period of /atoga/ where practice GFs were popular and women were seething about it?
>>
>>34862612
>maybe if society was more honest
Do you partake in society? Got a job or education or friend group or community? Can't imagine it'd be that hard to find a bigger fella out in the wild if you wanted to
>>
nice chicks are tough because it's like an open jar of honey in the summertime. lots and lots of ants and insects and bullshit trying to get with that.
demure women also suck, because it presents as modesty, but it's just covert narcissism due to social media.
>>
>>34862624
I don't. Story time?
>>
>>34862618
>>34862625
if only going out and being social was that easy o_O
>>
>>34862624
>practice GFs were popular
It was like one or two guys spamming about it with dubious tales
>>34862628
It's not easy but some of us need jobs to eat lol
>>
>>34862609
Great, but be careful if you're not ready for cum. It can definitely expedite things.
>>
>>34862628
It gets easier the more you do it
>>
>>34862624
atoga is just where hetero anons who fuck each other shitpost to ragebait incel anons, that's all it's been. no one actually leaves they just become exclusive and vaguepost from time to time.
>>
buttstuff loving foids should be my wife
>>
how to get practice bf and then trick it into becoming full time bf
>>
>>34862616
Lol okay. It feels better than a blowjob. The muscles contract down the length of it in waves and make it pretty hard to not cum.
>>
>>34862576
That median weekly wage of $823 USD has the same purchasing power in my country as $928 USD in the states, so well below the $1,251 weekly US median wage.
>>
>>34862630
but a job isnt a guarantee at making friend let alone a bf
am i supposed to just wait and hope for a fat guy to come in as a customer and give him my discord tag right then and there? that's weird lol
>>
>>34862577
zero because you still want chad
>>
>>34862565
Why wouldn't I pick the latter?
>>
>>34862636
I believe they call that "dating"
>>
File: 1650049091970.jpg (161 KB, 600x537)
161 KB JPG
>>34860611
State gender. How do you feel about unions?

I hate how effeminate the left feels now. I blame the collapse of union membership. I want to stand side by side with my fellow red blooded Americans for the sake of the hardworking working man/woman. I want to sing old folk songs on the picket lines and fight against the interests of the oligarchs who pit us against each other. Instead the left is fighting with itself over identity politics bullshit and looking down on the working man. Seeing mention of John Brown got me thinking about Pete Seeger and now I'm listening to Solidarity Forever
>>
>>34862639
>guarantee
News flash retard nothing is a guarantee. There are just higher and lower chances for an opportunity you want
>>
>>34862640
hehe, incel
>>
>>34862642
how to date
>>
How are we holding up M/F?
M
had my long term hope restored recently
it's gonna be okay
>>
>>34862632
Nta but in my experience it doesn't get any easier. You just get better at masking and LARPing as a normie. I become more antisocial as the years go on
>>34862639
>hope for a fat guy to come in as a customer and give him my discord tag
I mean, you could do this lol
>>34862643
>looking down on the working man
Do you even have a job
>>
>>34862639
Making friends is one of the best way to meet people you wanna date. They have other friends and possibly brothers or cousins. They might even be fat wow
>>
>>34862643
idpol has always been a psyop to prevent unions and populism. look up occupy wall street, that was when rich people panicked really hard and established the modern climate. Everything you see now is a direct response to that including AI.
>>
>>34862628
How do you go about being social?

>>34862639
Do you live in a big city? Go to board game cafes, they'll have open group night type shit and I'm sure you can find men to your liking there. What interests do you have?
>>
>>34862624
That was always just trolling. I might've partaken in a bit myself.
>>
>>34862643
this post made me gag, you honestly sound even gayer than the modern "left" you don't like
>>
>>34862649
M
bad, really bad
>>
Zoomer here wtf was occupy wall street, story time geezers
>>
>>34862648
Spend time with someone and get to know em
>>
>>34862651
>Making friends is one of the best way to meet people you wanna date
Nta but never worked for me
>>
>>34862647
am I wrong though?
>>
>>34862643
Yeah dude, John Brown and Pete Seeger definitely didn't care about gay shit like race.
>>
>>34862643
I'm the John Brown poster. You better not be unemployed and posting this shit anon but something tells me you are
>>
>>34862662
lol
>>
I wish people would look at me and think "wow"
>>
>>34862658
ask /pol/
>>
>>34862651
making friends is impossible once ur an adult
everyone already has their set friend groups, it wont work
>>34862654
i dont like to leave my house, i understand that my chances of getting a bf are most likely going to happen online
>>
>>34862643
Based
>>34862652
Truth
>>34862656
Cuck
>>34862662
They cared about human rights, not micro-aggressions
>>
File: usagi-sailor-moon.gif (1.2 MB, 498x348)
1.2 MB GIF
>>34862649
That's wholesome, happy days <3
I have to be up for work in two hours, my stacy colleague kindly offered me a ride to this thing and said we can go to the bakery. My mom will probably wake me sooner though...
>>34862664
Bro has probably never worked a day of hard manual labour in his life lol
>>
>>34862643
The left is pro union tho?
>>
>>34862668
>It won't work, she proclaims, after not trying
>>
>>34862661
She wants a chunk of lard for a boyfriend.
>>
File: cringe.gif (2.72 MB, 498x356)
2.72 MB GIF
>>34862643
corniest fucking post I've read in these threads, just fucking stop man
>>
>>34862658
Read the wikipedia article.
>>
>>34862650
>>34862664
>Do you even have a job
Yes, I am the union steward in my workplace. Only recently became it so I'm not that familiar with the contract

>>34862652
I have hope anon

>>34862656
Is it so bad for me to want workers to fight for their common interests? What few rights we have in the workplace are the efforts of union organizing from the past. I don't give a shit what someone looks like or who they fuck, I want as many people as possible to be able to meet their basic needs without suffering
>>
>>34862655
There was another time where some BPD girl frequented this thread and I used to talk about how to exploit BPD bitches, she got insanely mad
literally walls of texts seething at me
good times
>>
>>34862672
its not rare for a person to want to save themselves from very likely embarrassment
>>
>>34862674
This.
Support the job creators.
>>
>>34862649
F
Not great but it's my own fault it's as bad as it is. Procrastinated too hard, too many things to do before Friday.
>>
>>34862649
>hope restored
They took it from you once they can take it from you again.
>>
>>34862669
>Cuck
john brown fan calling anyone a cuck is probably the funniest shit i've ever heard
>>
>>34862640
>>34862661
Anon, are your pants on your head right now?
>>
>>34862682
whos they?
>>
>>34862658
Hipsters and other similarly goofy people rightfully protested against the vastly unequal distribution of wealth in this country by setting up tents and camping in Wall Street. Similar protests started in other cities as well.
Their slogans centered around how 1% of the population owns around 20% of the nation's wealth iirc. If you've ever heard the phrase one percenter, that's where it came from
The media painted the goofy unemployed people in the tents as people who had nothing to say that was worth listening to, and mysteriously ever since then the media has done it's damndest to keep people wrapped up in racial and gender inequality instead of being remotely class conscious

Basically, the intelligence community has used social engineering for the last fifteen years to distract people from starting a class war by instead starting a race and gender war
>>
>>34862679
You have no right to complain about not getting anything if you don't even try in the first place, everyone does it, you're not exceptional
>>
>>34862565
Hate leads to suffering.
>>
>>34862668
>making friends is impossible once ur an adult
Mfer we're doing just that as we speak
>>
>>34862683
Get back in the coal mine, Cletus.
>>
>>34862658
Basically 2008 happened, and then in 2012, every lefty finally learned that the cause of their problems were "evil bankers". The last time the leftists did that was in 1930. The bankers got really mad and panicked hard, and so they put a massive psyop together for like 15 years. Give lefties everything they want, but also put together something that prevents all uprisings. Bankers *really* do not like 1930.
>>
>>34862686
Thank you for being the one helpful motherfucker in this thread
>>
>>34862692
lmfao
>>
>>34862671
Theyre definitely more pro union than the right but there's this perception that the actual union members are conservative idiots who need to be taught to support progressive social issues. I'm not against those social issues but I think its stupid for smug left bastards to wag their fingers at union members and working people for not falling in line instead of speaking to their actual needs and desires
>>
>>34862696
That's more like it.
>>
God I'm so horny why won't he give it to me already
>>
>>34862676
>union steward in my workplace
OK that's fair lol
I would join the teachers union but so long as I'm getting paid and don't have to work too hard I don't really care desu
>>34862681
You'll get it done anon, you got a whole week ahead of ya
>>34862687
>You have no right to complain about not getting anything if you don't even try
Nta but I do, and I complain every day until things fall into my lap
>>34862689
>we're doing just that
People on the internet aren't your friends
>>
>>34862676
>babbling about "the common interests of the working class" and "solidarity" in a primarily service-based economy
you are hilariously out of touch
>>
>>34862695
You're welcome friend. These have been such insane times to be alive and paying attention in.
I couldn't have guessed that things would be where they are now not even five years ago, politically speaking. I see a very bright future ahead for us in the latter half of the 2030s, possibly sooner.
>>
>>34862668
>i dont like to leave my house
Don't you think you should develop a tolerance for it? Seems like an important thing for the future no?
>>
>>34862685
You tell me.
>>
>>34862699
Teasing horny women is peak.
>>
>>34862703
Nta but there are plenty of WFH jobs these days. It's good to get some fresh air and exercise tho
>>
>>34862701
Enlighten me, how are our interests divergent simply for working in a service based economy? Are the interests of the teacher and the barista that different from the factory worker?
>>
>>34862668
>i dont like to leave my house,
Nobody does, but you have to. Your body needs it even if your mind doesn't act like it wants it.
>>
>>34862694
>>34862686
nta
You can also look at google analytics and see all the woke terms become common parlance a few months after the police crackdown on OWS.
>>
>>34862686
You remember hearing about the old lady who got mercilessly clowned on for suing McDonald's because the coffee was too hot?
She got third degree burns on her vag it wasn't a frivolous suit at all. it was pre "Karen" but the media made her out to be a Karen because the public remembering that they can sue corporations that fuck them up or fuck them over is bad for profits.
>>
>>34862708
>Are the interests of the teacher and the barista that different from the factory worker?
Yes, you dullard! Painting all employed people with this romantic image of The Working Man is irresponsible and patronizing.
They of course have common interests, but your blase and condescending attitude is worrisome and insensitive to this mythologized, monolithic Working Man that you so cloyingly claim to love.
>>
>>34862697
I never really understood the point of unions desu. If you don't like your job find another one. Most pro-union people I've met IRL came across as entitled wankers who think they should be rewarded for just existing and aren't particularly good at their jobs.
>>34862709
>Nobody does
Extroverts do
>but you have to
You don't in 2026 tbf. You can be a WFH programmer or something (it's ass though ime)
>>
>>34862708
If you are a teacher or a barista and you think you need a union, you are LARPing
Your entire "SOLIDARITY" identity is aping an early 20th century factory worker while doing nothing remotely similar to them
>>
>>34862701
A common interest would be wages that track productivity like they did before the 80s.
>>
>>34862700
>You'll get it done
We'll see. I'm screwed if I don't. I just used my backup plan dye on the 1st choice plan fabric.
>>
>>34862658
>*economy shits itself and old people lose their retirement money*
>government: "we have decided to bail out the rich people who have made you poor by giving them all of your money."
>lefties: "this fucking sucks. rich people have too much money. everything is expensive."
>wallstreet: "skill issue. brokies. stop being poor."
>lefties: "we should have socialism fix this, democratically."
>wallstreet: "get a fucking job you loser."
>lefties: "socialism ought be employed on the national level. a national socialism if you will."
>half of the united states: "yeah let's socialize nationally, fuck fascism!"

Then the left got everything they wanted forever, completely oblivious to their resemblance to tiny mustache man.
>>
>>34862714
>>34862716
nta
Anon got him to double reply, lmao
>>
>>34862713
Yes, I do remember that. I was in high school at the time and my AP History teacher who was working waaaaay above his pay grade actually made a point to highlight this in class one day.
>>
>>34862716
Nta
>baristas and teachers don't need unions
You're joking right?
>>
>>34862718
>that track productivity like they did before the 80s.
Before we sent all the manufacturing overseas?
>>
>>34862687
>>34862689
>>34862703
>t. all extroverts
>>
>>34862721
I'm just the first guy.
>>
>>34862725
>we
I didn't do that, did you?
>>
>>34862714
I'm genuinely confused, can you explain? Who am I condescending towards? Not trying to argue with you but I don't understand where you're coming from. How is what I'm saying irresponsible? I just think if you're actually working a job you shouldn't be living on the brink of financial ruin nor do I think you should be dependent on your employer for healthcare. Wages that kept up with inflation would be nice too
>>
File: 150359.png (16 KB, 236x75)
16 KB PNG
>>34862721
owned
>>
>>34862723
>in high school at the time
At the...time it happened? Are you 50?
I didn't really have anything to add but what you said reminded me of it.
>>
>>34862730
Ouch
>>
>>34862726
>t. all extroverts
I spend most of my time at my job where I have no coworkers or at home, alone. I am NOT an extrovert lol
I still force myself to go out at least once on the weekends because I'll go completely stir-crazy after a while if I don't. I don't even talk to other people most of the time; I just exist around them and get fresh air
>>
When do men finally decide to say I love you
>>
>>34862728
it was all me
>>
>>34862735
she gives that grapefruit and he nutted a while ago but it's her last meal on death row
>>
>>34862731
I'm 31; I just remembered it being spoken about in the classroom and talked about often outside of class, so I misremembered when it actually happened. My bad.
>>
>>34862716
>while doing nothing remotely similar to them
Tbf I was a barista and it is a bit like being a factory worker on an assembly line when it's busy. Working in a warehouse was more chill
I'm a teaching assistant now and it's really fun. It's not for everyone though
>>34862719
>dye on the 1st choice plan fabric
Sounds like a plan to me
Show us the results :D
>>
>>34862735
After she says it.
>>34862737
Nice of you to build up China I guess.
>>
>>34862735
I have to be certain that you're going to hear it and not run away screaming and that I actually mean it.
>>
>>34862735
For me, after 10 minutes
>>
Is my IQ too high to be happy with a woman?
>>
>>34862699
Maybe he's fucking someone else?
>>
>>34862716
>If you are a teacher or a barista and you think you need a union, you are LARPing
Unions are a means for a group of people to bargain for their interests as a whole instead of being taken advantage of individually. It's a way to level the playing field between employees and bosses. Why wouldn't baristas need a union? They do work for companies that make stupid amounts of money, if they want to bargain as a collective for better pay of conditions, why not? Not saying every single demand should be given instantly but they should at least be allowed to bargain as a group. I'm not crazy about public sector unions personally but that's another discussion entirely
>>
>>34862745
Low effort bait
>>
>>34862735
February 31st.
>>
>>34862749
if you say the same thing over and over, people will just filter you, my darling angel.
>>
>>34862726
Introvert doesn't mean sit in your house and do nothing but feel sorry for yourself you're just a shut in crybaby
>>
How to tell if a femanon loves you.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5zVhO7Lj4JQ
>>
>>34862735
My rule is to never be the first one to say it
>>
>>34862735
>she didn't say it first
stop stringing that man along, you got dozens of men on the side
>>
>>34862755
>my darling angel
That's pretty gay, bro. Keep your zestiness in to yourself.
>>
>>34862760
This is abuse.
>>
>>34862726
Nta
You don't have to go where people are when you leave the house, you can go in the woods.
>>
>>34862735
Same as this anon >>34862760
>>
>>34862763
>male feminist autist whiteknighting all the "women bad" posts
worse than i could imagine.
>>
>>34862735
When they love you
Unfortunately sometimes that's never the case
>>
>>34862764
its the only way to not kamikazee your relationship as a guy
>>
>>34862747
>of being taken advantage of individually.
We have laws now, your union might play up how terrible your life would be without their help but this is not 1935
>Why wouldn't baristas need a union?
I cannot imagine the level of shitkicker someone must be to be unable to hold down a barista job without union backing.
>>
Men
If you could choose between being given any body you wanted but that has to be maintained like normal or becoming a fat ugly bastard that can eat and drink as much as you want without it negatively affecting you in any way, which one would you choose?
>>
>>34862776
First one obviously I ain't no shitter
>>
>>34862776
former, lmao wtf
>>
>>34862749
>>34862763
you actually are a huge faggot
>>
>>34862777
>>34862781
>giving up on a literal superhuman body for foids
Lmao uglies spotted.
>>
>>34862783
>fat
>superhuman
ok tubby
>>
>>34862776
The latter is only good for drinking the ocean.
>>
>>34862773
>We have laws now, your union might play up how terrible your life would be without their help but this is not 1935
Those laws exist because of unions. Do you think those laws are enough? I'm of the opinion that we should have universal healthcare so that you aren't beholden to your employer for your own health. Unions are one of the best ways for the masses to actually make their interests known and their voices heard. I don't think that one's political sway should go up linearly with their wealth, I think the direction of our country should be determined by the will of the people and not by the wealth of a few

Also I can look to other workplaces that aren't union in my field and it's plain as day that they get paid less and treated worse so it's obvious to me the benefit I get from being in a union

>I cannot imagine the level of shitkicker someone must be to be unable to hold down a barista job without union backing.
The point of the union isn't just to protect you from randomly being fired, it's to make sure that you are treated decently in your job. That you're being paid appropriately, that you aren't being overworked or taken advantage of, that you have a say in how the workplace is operated

>>34862715
>Most pro-union people I've met IRL came across as entitled wankers who think they should be rewarded for just existing and aren't particularly good at their jobs.
That is one of the problems with the union, protecting every single person regardless of how shit they are kinda sucks cuz it can drag down the whole workplace although I think they act on complaints if it comes from others within the union
>If you don't like your job find another one
Bruh it's not that easy, especially not here in the US. Giving up your job means giving up your healthcare, plus employers have way more power in negotiation than individual employees
>>
>>34862776
Former. Why would I want to be fat and ugly? I eat and drink as much as I want as it is anyway, I don't want to eat myself to death
>>
Men
Could you deal with your gf coming home after work and spending 1-3 hours of the evening just hugging in silence with minimal talking, nothing playing in the background, and maybe some sobbing, almost every day?
>>
>>34862789
>Those laws exist because of unions.
Cool, but you need to prove the actual value of unions *today* instead of trying to convince me they're useful because of what they did 80 years ago
>it's to make sure that you are treated decently in your job. That you're being paid appropriately, that you aren't being overworked or taken advantage of
So you're paying a union fee to be entitled to the rights people already have because of laws already in place?
>>
>>34862791
Honestly no. I overheat plus I couldn't spend that long doing nothing but hug every day. I would also be very concerned about the sobbing. Are you ok?
>>
>>34862791
>a woman that doesn't talk
holy shit MY LOVE LANGUAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE
>>
>>34862789
>I'm of the opinion that we should have universal healthcare so that you aren't beholden to your employer for your own health. Unions are one of the best ways for the masses to actually make their interests known and their voices heard.
We already have this because my country used to have unions that weren't a complete joke, unlike the USA. See the problem?
>>
>>34862768
I'm not a feminist.
>>34862782
Am I not your darling angel anymore?
>>
>>34862791
Can I listen to something?
>>
>>34862791
Nah I don't like emotional women
>>
>>34862783
>Thinks I do it for foids
>His idea of "superhuman" is satiating his endless gluttony
Ok bro
>>
>>34862784
Yes it defies logic. That's the whole point.
>>
>>34862793
Anon even if you deduct the union fee I get paid way more than my non union peers and I get way more paid time off every year. Plus outside of base overtime of legally mandated 1.5x pay there are also certain circumstances that trigger 2x pay for us and we cannot be required to work overtime at all. How is that not valuable or useful to me? There are no laws that guarantee your wage goes up every year, no laws that mandate staffing levels, etc etc

>>34862797
I have hope that we will one day reach your level anon
>>
>>34862794
Would you do it if we also made out?
>>34862799
No
>>
>>34862793
Union workers make more
>>
>>34862805
>I have hope that we will one day reach your level anon
I don't care, this place is shit
>>
>>34862808
What's so shit about it
>>
>>34862806
>Would you do it if we also made out?
That helps, would you still be sobbing though?
>>
>>34862791
>sobbing, almost every day
I'd ask her wtf is going on
>>
>>34862791
i'm making her quit her job
>>
To tell you the truth. I frequently say how I'm afraid of women. But the reality is I'm not so much afraid but rather that I feel unworthy of being in their presence because of how I look.
>>
>>34862814
>that I feel unworthy of being in their presence because of how I look.
basically this is my life desu
>>
>>34862550
f, I try to brush twice daily but depression makes it hard to
>>34862566
i dont mind it but I dont like it when skinny guys have body hair
>>34862569
i like them, theyre firm and perky for b cups
>>
i like it when women are more tan than me
>>
>>34862810
Yeah, sorry.
>>
>>34862818
kek anon what is going on that's got you sobbing while making out every day?
>>
i need a super stern and serious gf who lets me cry into her chest when i am sad
>>
>>34862816
>i dont mind it but I dont like it when skinny guys have body hair
Are you more ok with body hair if the guy isn't skinny?
>>
>>34862791
>with minimal talking
Can I also marry her?
>>
I don't understand what I did do deserve this kind of voice. Was it Hitler in my past life
>>
>>34862824
Post voca
>>
I'm the opposite I think women are sexy but the personality they have cancels out, which is astounding to me. Someone hands you a couple thousand bitcoin and you're in the negatives that's outrageous
>>
>>34862820
fag
>>
>>34862825
It's so humiliating though
>>
>>34862828
Say something in another language then so it's not quite your voice. Say buenos dias. I bet it's not that bad anyway, what are you so worried about
>>
>>34862830
https://vocaroo.com/16aNTytxT7ce
>>
>>34862833
nta you don't sound like a high school kid the fuck you got a deeper voice than mine
>>
>>34862833
Bro what the fuck are you talking about, you sound perfectly normal. If I met you IRL I wouldn't give your voice a second thought, I'd just register it as a standard male voice
>>
>>34862833
Literally sound normie af.
No issues.
>>
Foids, what do you think of the surge and prevalence now of all these Men's coaches supposedly teaching men how to be better men and husbands? Most of them hide it but they are heavily MAGA and right wing often Jordan Peterson disciples. Dudes like Alessandro Frosali, Zach Watson, Mikah Jones. They are all over tiktok and Instagram now.
>>
File: skinny.jpg (55 KB, 460x610)
55 KB JPG
to all the ugly girls here: just get skinny. be a young girl with a skinny body, decent butt and boobs and most men will overlook your face. look at this girl, face wise she is quite ugly but her body is achievable for 99.9999% women
>>
>>34862791
Fuck no. The mental load of having to deal with that would be unbearable.
>>
File: prometheus.jpg (126 KB, 1202x766)
126 KB JPG
>>34862838
She looks like this
>>
>>34862837
>self improver is a cult disciple of the self improver society where they make themselves less worse
>>
>>34862838
They’ll date an Indian.
>>
>>34862834
The fuck it is post yours then
>>34862835
>>34862836
Does it not sound nasally and juvenile as hell
>>
>>34862791
can she deal with 20-30 minutes of plapping, a day?
>>
>>34862837
They always have been.
It’s just the algorithm and social media giants keep shoving it in our faces.
>>
>>34862791
>Could you deal with your gf coming home after work and spending 1-3 hours of the evening just hugging in silence with minimal talking, nothing playing in the background, and maybe some sobbing, almost every day?

Yea my wife did that for the first year it was cozy. I enjoy crying women
>>
>>34862844
No.
Remember, what you think you hear is not an accurate measure.
>>
>>34862838
I wouldn't date her.
>>
>>34862844
No anon, I wouldn't even consider your voice particularly nasally. You sound like you could be anywhere within your 20s or 30s. Like I said, very standard adult male voice
>>
>>34862845
Moids will get bored after the first 3 days.
Going back to cheating.
>>
>>34862845
20-30 minutes? It cant possibly take you that long to cum!
>>
>>34862833
People here really are mentally ill asf
>>
>>34862853
Breeding can be quick.
Enjoyment is longer.
>>
>>34862838
Fixed
>>
>>34862840
eyes not close enough, face too wide
>>
>>34862853
NTA but I can last a very long time, might not even finish over the course of a session of sex. 20-30 minutes isn't that crazy

>>34862852
>Going back to cheating.
Huh?
>>
>>34862856
My pussy cant take that.
>>
>>34862857
Damn, is AI getting that gooder?
;)
>>
>thirsty hoe responds
>betas try to get her
lmao.
>>
I wish I was competent enough that I wouldn't get told I was a disappointment by people who aren't related to me
>>
>>34862862
Yeah AI is getting gooder, really bigly
>>
>>34862865
Who is calling you a disappointment and why, a disappointment in what way
>>
>>34862837
I think they are mostly performative and I don't think they actually help any men. Time would be better spent on men seeing a therapist or actual professional.
>>
>>34862837
I don’t know who these people are and I use both Instagram and TikTok. Their prevalence is the same as a niche cult I assume
>>
>>34862866
Lulz
GJ though with the edit.
>>
>>34862866
;)
>>
>>34862868
>Time would be better spent on men seeing a therapist or actual professional.
Therapists are 70-80% female, it's a feminized profession that doesn't actually help men become men. It just teaches them how to blow their nose into a box of tissues to talk about their "inner child". It's not going to prepare them for fatherhood at all
>>
>>34862849
>>34862851
So is my whole ass life a lie then or what. Every time I hear a normal guy's voice it sounds way more mature
I've only gotten a couple comments on it and I had no idea how to take them
>>34862854
I can be mentally ill and a voicecel ok
>>
>>34862869
The Alessandro Frosali guy is all over the place. He came up with the plastic bag theory about how easygoing chill men are actually shot for relatio shops, like a plastic bag blowing in the wind.
>>
>>34862873
>I've only gotten a couple comments on it and I had no idea how to take them
What comments?
>Every time I hear a normal guy's voice it sounds way more mature
Seems like projection more than anything grounded in reality. You sound normal, stop worrying about it
>>
>>34862874
What
>>
>>34862872
There are dudebro Therapists out there. Womem in fact always try to steer men away from seeing them.
>>
>>34862872
Haha you dont know what therapy is
>>
>>34862821
a little bit is OK, I dont like body hair except armpits when its on women, and bush on both men and women
>>34862837
theyre fucking morons but its a shame I can't think of many good role models for men
>>
>>34862876
Plastic bag theory
https://www.self.com/story/plastic-bag-theory
>>
>>34862877
Leave us out of your boy crushes.
>>
>>34862880
This is easily one of the most ridiculous things i have ever read.
>>
File: ..png (352 KB, 743x489)
352 KB PNG
>>34862854
>men generally have low self esteem now
>this definitely means they're mentally ill
>>
>>34862879
Keanu Reeves, Patrick Stewart, Henry Cavill, Brendan Fraser… are decent lads.
>>
>>34862880
Why give a link about a woman writing about the guy instead of linking the guy himself writing about it
>>
>>34862892
She kind of sums it up better. What do you want a link to his Instagram? Go look it up.
>>
>>34862873
Ask a lady to rate it.
An IRL one(s)
>>
gender

are we cooming or are we dooming?
>>
>>34862877
What's wrong with a dude bro therapist? It seems like that would be the most qualified person to help a guy be a better man.
>>
>>34862897
They have toxic positivity. They aren't going to push the guy to do the actual work like female therapists will.
>>
>>34862887
keanue reeves was the first one that came to mind as well actually
but these guys are all just actors, not trying to model good behaviour to impressionable guys.
>>34862896
f, dooming, as usual
>>
>>34862873
Your perception is skewed, and your judgment unsound
>>
>>34862887
You don't know how any of them actually are in personal relationships and being good men. Just what you see in their public persona.
>>
>>34862875
>What comments?
When I was 14 or 15 a girl told me it was deep but it was so long ago that it doesn't count
And last year I was on a voice call with a friend and he said I have an "announcer voice", I have no idea what he meant
>Seems like projection
Is it really though? I have ears
>>
>>34862886
He sounds normal bro
>>
>>34862906
Are you illiterate?
>>
>>34862894
Haha okay. The prevalence of these guys are essentially zero when it’s easier to find a link about someone writing about them.
>>
>>34862907
I didn't grant your premise. Provide evidence if you expect me to.
>>
>>34862896
F
Can’t do both?
>>
>>34862909
Unfortunately you're retarded and it might be terrminal.
>>
>>34862900
>They aren't going to push the guy to do the actual work like female therapists will.
Female therapists are absolutely worthless. The last female therapist I saw told me to strike a 'wonder woman' pose whenever I experience self doubt to motivate me into doing things. I stopped paying her immediately, stupid old fucking bag
>>
>>34862910
H-HoT
>>
>>34862896
It's incel hours. Horny posts just wrapped up.
>>
>>34862903
>>34862906
And you're both guys too right
>>
>>34862912
nta but I know in america therapists aren't psychologists all the time or something. here theyre all psychologists (masters or PhD) and typically stick to evidence based practice. ive only had female psychologists and they've been immensely helpful with dbt and emdr
>>
>>34862911
>Ad hominem
Yeah, I figured feels were all you had.
>>
>>34862915
>i've got to say it one more time
>yeah, i said, it, do i feel better now
>>
>>34862908
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DTckVgjEwVs/
>>
>>34862916
No.
>>
>>34862919
He has low self esteem. You're calling him mentally ill. I'm calling you retarded for thinking that low self esteem equals mental illness. What are you not getting? Do you need a drawing with crayons? And your mom to explain it to you?
>>
>>34862916
We are One.
>>
>>34862920
Sounds like a millennial slop song.
>>
>>34862916
One of those anons is a braindead autist from a subreddit.
>>
>>34862921
Holy Shit he is using bird hands!
>>
>>34862923
You said "men generally have low self esteem." Now move the goalpost again.
>>
>>34862878
>Haha you dont know what therapy
Haha yes I do it's the place where retards pay some pseudo intellectual quack $100 an hour to pretend to give a shit, it's where losers go to pay someone to be a stand-in for the parent they never had. You pay them and they LARP as a father figure or mother figure, and you receive fake encouragement or fake reassurance. Meanwhile your life problems still pile up nothing changed except now you're -$1000 in your bank
>>
File: Merryposting.jpg (69 KB, 612x612)
69 KB JPG
>>34862896
>>34862910
I was reading the other day that when Tolkien uses the word "doom" it's used in its archaic meaning derived from the word "wyrd," and that in this sense the word 'doom' and 'gift' are interchangeably used. So dooming can mean both a good and a bad thing simultaneously.
>>
>>34862926
Which one?
>>
>>34862928
If it's common you're going to notice it a lot. Better latch on to the phrasing rather than the message because that allows you to remain completely off the topic and still feel like you're right.
>>
>>34862926
How did you find my posts on r/BWC?
>>
>>34862921
Kek. Im going to start cutting this dudes videos and posting them here to troll moids. He's a literal gold mine of bait.
>>
>>34862934
>to troll moids
That's not allowed.
>>
>>34862921
How did anyone find this guy, he barely got any likes. I guess the algorithm picked up one short of his
>>
>>34862932
You really think you can say retarded shit and just call it phrasing when someone notices?
>>
File: IMG_9666.jpg (46 KB, 917x709)
46 KB JPG
Femanons
>>
>>34862929
Not how that works, please tell us more
>>
>>34862937
Keep dodging the topic.
>>
>>34862938
sup
>>
File: grok_1787643204567.jpg (176 KB, 1152x896)
176 KB JPG
>>34862938
Femanons
>>
>>34862929
Sounds like personal experience.
>>
>>34862930
Cool, I’m gonna smoke some weed now
>>
>you really think you can gaslight and get away with it?
>>
>>34862945
your loss
>>
>>34862940
Mhm and how did that make you feel?

>>34862944
Mhm and how does that make you feel?

That's $100 for the session, pay up
>>
>>34862943
Lulz, incredible.
>>
>>34862945
nta but could I please suggest gaping or edibles instead. theyre so much better for your lungs
>>
Therapy is a scam, basically.
>>
>>34862951
>gaping
???
>>
>>34862896
M
dooming, always
>>
>>34862952
Seeing as mos therapists are women and most therapygoers are women, therapy is where women go support each other's delusions.
>>
>>34862941
Do you really need me to explain how mental illness works as an antecedent of low self esteem?
>>
>>34862947
What loss
>>
>>34862956
Diagnose him through the screen too, fuckwit.

>I know better
I'm sure you're this narcissistic in real life too.
>>
>>34862946
Yes
>>
>>34862948
That’s not how that works lol
>>
>>34862959
We could chat about your histrionics if you like.
>>
>>34862343
M
:^)
https://youtu.be/JttJh13UaxA
>>
>>34862951
I’m not really going to smoke weed like a hobbit. I use edibles, I’m very active can’t mess with my lungs
>>
File: file.png (143 KB, 681x432)
143 KB PNG
>>34862957
the loss of using weed
>>
>>34862953
>>34862966
holy shit vaping auto corrected to gaping lmaooo. yeah dont be doing that. vape VAPE
>>34862966
me too, first time I was given weed I infused it into milk and drank that instead of smoking it. now I just take fairly strong edibles
>>
>>34862951
Literally what is the point of using weed when you can do coke instead
>>
>>34862971
cannabis for me is relaxing and also stops my nightmares (which is the main reason I'm prescribed it). it also makes all the chronic pain I have from eds just disappear which is nice.
ive never tried coke but I take Max dose vyvanse every day so I'm already on stims
>>
>>34862965
are u the fat korean moid?
>>
I love women, but I wish they weren't so dumb.
>>
This is what the women in my country sound like.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4hYzg2cfs5o
>>
>>34862973
Uh no
>>
Women. I can see Orion's belt in the night sky
>>
>>34862978
Focken kiwis
>>
>>34862983
Put your manners back in, mate.
>>
>>34862986
All those close when she'd look better with none aha
>>
foids yearn for Nimrod Workman
>>
File: 1774832819503.png (209 KB, 760x684)
209 KB PNG
We live in a society where this happens...
>>
>>34862997
Not a complete picture. OnlyFans sub counts should be shown for both of them.
>>
Having a husband would be nice :(
>>
>>34863011
Get thee to a nunnery.
>>
>>34863011
Best I can do is queen of my Harem
>>
>>34863013
I just want affection to numb the pain.
>>
>>34863011
this is what femanons post when the current top percenter is busy with his other girlfriends.
>>
>>34862997
That happens within their respective communities as well. You dummy
>>
I refuse to believe that atoga foids are fat or ugly. I think they're all hot and slender with unkept hair and baggy eyes from not sleeping well. They're not here because they can't find a guy. They're here because they have genuine mental illness and I can fix them.
>>
File: 1787070624386284.jpg (183 KB, 784x1168)
183 KB JPG
>>34863021
Save me anon
>>
>>34863021
I'm just here because I like answering questions
>>
How should I start facing my problems with interpersonal relationships?
The main issue I have with my current situation is that I fail at creating non superficial bonds with people I like and there's a lot. I am very very timid which is something I don't mind per se, but it's preventing me from actively partecipating in social situations and from expressing my thoughts and feelings about a person, a group, a topic, whatever.
Not trying to shift the blame on something else, I know it all lies on me because how can people know me if I don't let them know real me. But it's FUARKING hard to even chitchat with people especially if I value them
>>
>>34863030
Why are you timid? What are you afraid of?
>>
>>34863026
But you're already perfect.
>>
File: 1760756981955336.png (247 KB, 528x502)
247 KB PNG
State Gender
How do you think your level of attractiveness has correlated with your success on dating apps?
>>
>>34863038
M
100% What even is that question?
>>
>>34863032
>Why are you timid?
Probably because I'm a 30 year old fart and always have been
>What are you afraid of?
If I have to pinpoint something it's others realizing I am not that intresting of a person or not nice to be around anyway
>>
File: 1787534365770560.png (509 KB, 927x1040)
509 KB PNG
>>
>>34863026
>femanon texting her top percenter before tomorrow's restaurant date
>>
>>34863030
Do you have a therapist? Anxiety is something a good therapist can often help with. It's partly a matter of practice: every time you have a negative thought, stop and think about what someone who doesn't have anxiety would be thinking in that situation.

Random example: suppose you're scared of dogs. You're in the park, see a dog, and think "Oh God, it might attack me!" What would someone who isn't scared of dogs be thinking? Maybe something like "Lovely and sunny, isn't it?" or "Ooh, look, ducklings!" or "I wonder what sort of bird is making that noise?" If you consciously practise having that kind of thought, eventually it begins to become a mental habit.

Clearly this is not the only thing a therapist can do for you! It's worth looking into if you haven't.
>>
>>34863038
>How do you think your level of attractiveness has correlated with your success on dating apps?
M. Very little, actually. I used to get attention by having a profile that was entertaining to read (or, less often, via shared kinks). And face to face worked because I learned how to convincingly mimic confidence, and be funny.
>>
>>34863021
>They're here because they have genuine mental illness
True.
>and I can fix them.
False.
>>
>>34863038
Level of attractiveness correlates very well with a lack of dating app usage.
>>
>>34863038
F. I think I probably looked easy, if not a little trashy, in some of the pics I used, so I sort of understand why only casual people tried to talk with me.
>>
>>34863011
>Having a husband would be nice :(
Having the *right* husband would be nice. Having the wrong husband is far worse than being single.
>>
>The sun in her eyes made some of the lies worth believing.
>>
>>34861273
>Telling the woman I lost my virginity to that I was a virgin is one of the best decisions I ever made.
Why? I might have a virginity loss coming up, and I was debating whether to say it or not, leaning into not saying it.
What was the advantage of telling her? I think if I do spill too much Spaghetti I can still say it after the fact.
>>
>>34863064
>The gun in his pants made some of his lies worth believing
>>
>>34863063
good attitude
>>
>>34862982
Then go to bed earlier.
>>
>>34863019
That's a gay man however.
>>
>>34863050
I tried therapy some years ago, but even there I wasn't really able to be totally sincere and since I was doing kind of bad financially I decided to stop wasting money.
I could try again now since I'm probably a bit better financially and with self conciousness
>>
>>34863038
M
Not at all. Ever since I got a grip on my mental issues and started going out I feel as if I'm entering my Chad era, but I never had any success on dating apps. The only women who even "matched" me on there were mid at best down to insultingly fat old and ugly.
>>
>>34863070
>even there I wasn't really able to be totally sincere
Well, that will prevent it from helping, yeah. It's like going to a doctor and then lying about where the pain is.
>>
>>34863066
That is JH's mentality.
>>
>>34863065
>What was the advantage of telling her?
1) She found it very exciting.
2) It allowed us to take things very slowly and for her to make suggestions about what I should be doing rather than me trying to clumsily bluff my way through.
3) There was no expectation that I would be anything other than terrible, which eliminated all of the performance anxiety.
>>
>>34863066
Does the man a literal gun?
>>
>>34863075
Was it some kind of monogamous staying together forever relationship deal, or where you just doing stuff together?
>>
>>34860611
>>34863076
>>34863076
>>34863076
>>
>>34863065
And also, actually, you need to think ahead. You will be terrible at sex the first time you do it, just as even the most gifted musician was terrible the very first time he picked up an instrument. So you have two options: you can either have her think that the reason you're terrible at sex is because this is the first time you've ever done it, and that you may well improve dramatically with practice; or you can have her think that you're experienced but, despite all that experience you are *still* terrible at sex, and are never going to improve. Which of those two would you prefer her to think?
>>
>>34863078
>Was it some kind of monogamous staying together forever relationship deal, or where you just doing stuff together?
Somewhere between the two. It was the start of a FWB thing, but we were *good* friends for quite a while.
>>
>>34863079
Dude it's page 7 and the image count is 103. We don't need a new fucking thread
>>
>>34863079
I will never understand why you hate atoga so much that you want to kill it with early threads.
>>
>>34863079
C'mon now, at least the Spider-Man spammer used the technicalities
>>
>>34863048
>all anime is either little schoolgirls or titcow blondes
>>
>>34863100
Those are peak female bodies so yes.
>>
Are Albanian women good in bed?
>>
>>34863081
While you make a good point, I also consider the chance that I get blown off entirely and thus end up with no sex once again. The last woman I told apparently had some bad experiences with guys who apparently threw melties when she didn't want to basically marry them on the spot so she didn't want to risk it again. When I'm just looking for an fwb thing for now.
>>34863084
Thats cool if it happened organically, but I don't think larping as a friend with intent to fuck a woman is a good idea
>>
>>34863125
>I don't think larping as a friend with intent to fuck a woman is a good idea
Jesus, are you really so convinced that it's impossible for men and women to be friends that you just assume any man who is friends with a woman must be faking it to try and get sex? I've had several good platonic friendships with women, and also several really lovely FWB involvements over the years as well. *sigh*
>>
>>34863038
M
I could deduce where I stand by how much success I've had
>>
>>34863128
no, but pretending that I want to befriend a woman I'm into sexually is just not a thing. It can happen if she really has a strong bro vibe , but thats rare. And the only woman I ever befriended that way was a lesbian lol
>>
>>34863128
And as I grew up in an all woman household with a bunch of sisters, I'm honestly a bit tired of hanging out with women I can't fuck. I didn't exactly have a lack of platonic female contact
>>
File: albanian compass.jpg (104 KB, 1066x1067)
104 KB JPG
>>34863109
>>
>>34863071
>Ever since I got a grip on my mental issues
Can you elaborate on this? I feel like I am disgustingly ugly but people around me just tell me that I don't look near as bad as I think and my problem is my mental.
>>
>tfw no stinky foid to sleep next to and cuddle with
Femanon, would you be my stinky foid?
>>
Do (You) think women's physical features effect what they like sexually?

For example: chicks with big asses preferring doggystyle or prone bone.
Or busty women being more likely to enjoy cowgirl or missionary?
>>
>>34863197
Sorry I just showered
>>
>>34863204
Womp womp
>>
>>34863201
I knew a stacked girl who really liked cum on her tits
>>
>>34863201
Probably in a conditioning way rather than a biological way.
With that said, a womans whoremoans will naturally change her body and libido in tandem.
>>
>>34863204
You shower in the morning?
>>
>>34863201
>For example: chicks with big asses preferring doggystyle or prone bone.
I knew one who had a beautiful and very edible big ass, but primarily wanted tight hugging, heavy and deep thrusting missionary.
>>
>>34863226
Who doesn't?
I shower twice a day. Once in the morning after waking up and working out and then once more after getting home from class and before bed.
>>
>>34863226
I shower after I wake up normally, yeah. My sleep schedule isn't great so 2bh it is more like midday in my country lol
>>
MY PEENUS WEENUS
>>
>>34863231
No job? How do you pay for rent?
>>
>>34863231
>I shower twice a day.
That's not normal, I only do that on sweaty summer days.

>>34863234
Ah, fellow Eurofag!
You can afford to get up this late on a Tuesday?
>>
I shower 5 times a day. Love me a good shower.
>>
>>34861799
>Strike Vector
Anon I guess you're not wrong because I was interested in that game the day it came out but because I was a broke child I waited like, six months to buy it only to find the servers were dead so I didn't buy it after all
That was 12 years ago
Holy blast from the past
>>
>>34860611
I hate when people are talking about sexual assault in the ancient world, and when someone points out about sheer number of myths/legends literally called rape of [insert woman here] and somebody else has to jump in and be like: "oh but the word rape meant abduction back then!" Like, what do you nincompoops think those women were being abducted for?
>>
Confession: Sometimes I lie in /atoga/
>>
>>34863239
>fellow Eurofag!
Indeed!
>You can afford to get up this late on a Tuesday?
I'm a university student. My classes haven't started again yet
>>
>>34863238
Scholarships, Grants, and Financial Aid/Public loans
>>34863239
My amount of sweating also isn't normal.
>>
>>34863249
Just say your bf pays for everything.
>>
>>34863248
Now you're making me feel old, because I used to sleep in late when I was at uni too. lol
What are you studying?

>>34863251
Pretty sure that's a man.
>>
>>34863251
I'm a dude and I score well in tests/maintain a high GPA.
>>
>>34863254
Haha noo I'm sure you're not old, anon!
I study biology, what did you study?
>>
Why is smoking so cool?
>>
My roommate threw out our lampshade because “there were bugs on it” is the drug psychosis finally starting?
>>
>>34863273
>>
>>34863265
Because kids feel the need to always do the opposite of the old fart.
Everyone smoked when I was a kid, so we learned that smoking is lame and not cool, so we didn't smoke, so now that I'm the old fart all the kids have to be rebellious and take up smoking again.
>>
>>34862997
Moids, would you date a girl who paints Jar Jar Binks / Padme porn?
>>
>>34863243
my bad I thought minecraft just came out
timeslipped again sigh
>>
>>34863307
Someone willing to do that has to be fun to be around and a bit on the freak-meter, so yeah.
>>
>>34863307
Fuck yeah I would, thats the kind of mental damage that is fascinating
>>
>>34863265
It's not, it's a form of stress relief that was made by jews.
>>
>>34863447
they make cool stuff sometimes



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.