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I hate women AMA
>>34888907It's a cantaloupe.Just a tiny 250g one and wasn't very sweet, but I will try again next year, pruning the plant some more.
>>34888918One what?
oh my god new thread the second i wake up thats so fun!!
She still hasn't repliedfemale hivemind do your thing, I dont wanna wait for days
>>34888918I'm the same ever since I hit 30. All women are basically just prostitutes with extra steps.
>>34888917i used to like doctor who but it went super downhill and in retrospect Sherlock kinda sucked except for the homoerotic tension so idk maybe not? does bbc do taskmaster? i like watching taskmaster clips.
>>34888916Nice work.
>>34888900>Totally dumping a girl for touching my penis.Why did you delete?
/atoga/, I think my son might be a Christian, what should I do? I raised him to be a Satanist, but recently he has started talking about "heretics". I brought out our family grimoire and asked if he wanted to look at some spells and incantations with me, and he said "No thanks dad, I'm gonna go read this instead" and it was the Bible. I couldn't believe it. He was playing a game with his friends called "Crusader Kings" and I heard him yell "burn the witch!" and I had it, I went in there and shut his computer off. Now he's in there listening to Skillet on his phone, when I told him that only Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden were allowed.
>>34888904Being honest, I completely understand why nobody is having sex and the birth rates are so low.If you're not at least a 7.5 and have access to another 7.5, what's even the point of having children? So that you can have some ugly children who will struggle with life and be considered the ugly ones of their generation? Fuck that.
>>34888934Be funnier pls.
>>34888922The council is still deliberating
>>34888916Looks unripe. You could have left it some more.t. past grower of melons
>>34888922Girls who care don’t take several days to answer a yes or no question
>>34888940Yeah probably 2 or 3 days, but I don't think that would have made it way sweeter, since I had one that was overripe and wasn't really that much sweeter.It was a bit difficult to judge the ripeness from the outside, since they never grew big enough to test how they sound with a knock. lol
>>34888918That your natural male mating instinct works as intended. You are supposed to not waste ressources on unlikely prospects, but to efficiently utilize them to inseminate as many females as possible.
>>34888941I know a girl who is actually like this with even longtime friends (both female and male) but I have no idea if she becomes different with boyfriends or people she wants to date.
>>34888941Agreed, prople change and it's important to tell someone when you don't want them anymore
>>34888934>BibleYeah, that one is not for kids
>>34888948>but I have no idea if she becomes different with boyfriends or people she wants to date.She does.
>>34888942>This is low quality baitWords have meanings and that is clearly not bait, just a joke post.
>>34888923I wasih I was the same. Instead as an over 30s virgin I get icky teenage shit like butterflies every time I talk to a woman I like. It doesn't help taht women probably fucking hate that and look down on men whose feelings are not age appropriate.
>>34888950This is AIslop, right.
>>34888953I’m an over 30s non-virgin and still get butterflies when I talk to girls I like. That’s pretty normal.
>>34888954Nope, a person drew that.
>>34888942Well the world is pretty shit, so if god created it then he's probably evil, and thus Lucifer would be a justified rebel and worthy of admiration. Even if we take the bible at face value and don't just assume it's an inversion of the truth, god is depicted as a dick in that too. He literally created a language divide between humans because they built a tower, and flooded the earth for no reason.
>>34888948>>34888951My ex was like this. She had massive attachment issues. Basically the moment you spent some time with her and got close, she then wants to run away from you. She was like this with literally everyone. All her friends. All her exes, including me. Even her siblings.Not worth the trouble. Horrible experience.
>>34888954Dunno, but that Old Testament's part is real, however(Maybe it was designed to teach youths to honor their elders?)
>>34888953I was a massive manwhore, had my heart broken and cucked a few times, and the feelings stopped.
>>34888959Yup. I agree with you as someone who has avoidant tendencies that he’s working on.
being the only non white non western atoga man here is interesting. i consider myself good at english but i dont understand like 90% of u guys' references and stuff
>>34888960I didn't mean the content, but the drawings and everything.>>34888956Chosing to start a textbox with "&" is rather insane.
>>34888963>u>iMy first advice to you is to write properly.
>>34888953>>34888961I stopped having crushes and butterflies in my stomach around 12, but I was always more mature than everyone else. I had to grow up early because of a hard life.
She's not replyingits officially joever
Why do some of you think that getting crushes is immature? Infatuation is something that happens to everyone
>>34888966>Chosing to start a textbox with "&" is rather insane.It is, but I can tell someone actually drew and wrote that.I can see why you’d think it’s AI though. The figures in the background are a bit lazily drawn and the low resolution makes them look nearly as soupy as the indistinct background details in sloppa.I had to look pretty close to be certain myself. The hand lettering also looks too imperfect yet legible to be done by AI.
>>34888971It's a weekday, maybe she's busy
>>34888972I think they’re neurodivergent people trying to pretend to be what they think neurotypical people are like.
I think I’m having anaphylaxis but I don’t know why. This has never happened before
>>34888975Oh fuck off lol. It’s a weekday for anon too. Everyone is busy, but we still make time for people.
>>34888975she told me she her new job doesnt start till october..
>>34888942The vast majority of satanists don't believe that Satan is destined to lose, many actually don't even believe that he or God are real and just use him as a sort of promethean metaphor.
Men, what's the cutest non-English accent a girl can have? And the worst?
>>34888981I hate alcohol, makes me do embarassing shiti quit all alcohol years ago
>>34888979>we still make time for peopleI don't. That doesn't mean I don't care. You just have to wait.
Women, are you heteropessimistic?
>>34888984French or Norwegian or Icelandic
>>34888987Good luck with that.
>>34888988I am heterosexual and pessimistic, yes
>>34888984>cutestSpanish and Portuguese.I know they're different languages, but the accents end up rather similar.>worstUnironically, Indian is quite bad.Turkish too, I guess Middle Eastern in general, but I have heard it from women where the voice was so nice, that the accent didn't distract.
>>34888992If they care they will wait too >_<
>>34888996They will, but you can’t fault them for caring more about people who have more respect for their time.
>>34888995Turkish is a really ugly language and most middle easterners talk as if they are trying to hold water in their mouth at the same time
>>34888972Most adults are simply not easily impressed and they are careful not to idolize people. Love works better developed slowly and consistently instead of fading away after burning out with high intensity at the initial stage.
>>34888998Respect goes both ways, don't expect me to answer during work hours. But to be fair that doesn't apply in OPs case
>>34889000Bro stop, I'm cackling
>>34888999>Turkish is a really ugly languageI thought about listing Chinese (I guess mandarin?) too, but it is more irritating than outright ugly, compared to something like a Turkish or Indian accent. Those are quite a bit worse.Thai accent should probably go on a worst accent list too.
>>34889004>Respect goes both ways, don't expect me to answer during work hours.Of course, but there are eight other waking hours of the day that allow at least some time to talk. I didn’t mean to suggest that we need to drop everything we’re doing and reply immediately, just that there’s rarely a good reason to leave anyone waiting for a response for over a day. A nondescript “I was busy” is a lame excuse imo.
>>34888993But are you pessimistic about your heterosexuality particularly?
>>34889012Things can only get better I guess
I think I’m strong enough that I can handle a latina or middle eastern gf now
>>34889022KekGood luck
>>34889022How resistant is your back to scratches with inch long nails?
>>34889025By God
I like my women like I like my...
>>34888978Go to ER now even if it seems less serious if it's in your neck
time to jerk off to my favorite asmrtist's armpits
>>34889025>>34889027So Men
>>34889022Godspeed anon
>>34889034Come on, it's CURRENTYEAR!
>>34889025Both
>>34889026Aren't you pretending to be in a "triple relationship"? Why are you flirting with him?
>>34889034god is a black woman
>>34889033I just jerked off to a hot latina MILF oiling her boobs up. I added her from Tinder and we started sexting.
>>34888904is this true moids?"Males may be particularly vulnerable to touch hunger. Field points out that right from birth, boys are held for shorter periods and caressed less often than are girls. As adults, men seem to be less responsive to tender touch than are women, but in the men I see, they crave it just as much as do the women. Men do not ask to be held, either because of cultural conditioning (real men don’t hug) or lack of skill (they don’t know how to ask). I think of this whenever my female clients complain that men are obsessed with sex. I would be, too, I say, if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held."
>>34889049Trans or cis?
>>34889044>triple doubleI thought that was a burger. I am laughing so hard that I am crying, rn
>>34889051my mom didn't hold me until like 2 weeks after I was born and even after that she barely held me so yeah it's true
>>34889051Probably, but if I were to hug a potential friend people would think he's buggering me.
>>34889045That’s a big old skill issue froggy. I’m the most unfucked I’ve been in my life right now and channel a bit of that energy into game design.
>>34889052cis, she hates tranies
>>34889051I haven't touched a foid that wasn't familt in 6 months.
>>34889054I become more antisocial and shy away from touch after being avoided, ignored and discarded.
>>34889051It is, yes.
>>34889051I don't want to be heldI want to hold>>34889053Nuke whatever shithole you're from
>>34889051I think there may be something to that.
>>34889006Quite childish of you, but we are on 4chan after all
>>34889045This is what whores are for.
>>34889051Yes. I'm incredibly touch starved
>>34888976>le first year psych student trying to diagnose people onlineYou're not as smart as you think you are.
>>34889070lol.
Moids, do you let your mom hug you
>>34889072Yes, but it makes my skin crawl. I was molested by a female relative as a little kid, and that makes it really stressful for me to get any physical touch from anyone I’m not in a romantic relationship with.
>>34889072Tried once but no
>>34889077Wouldn’t be the first and won’t be the last. I hate you.
>>34888984I'm ESL but I don't really like accents.>cutesI don't know, maybe Irish? That can almost count, right, if you assume Irish is English spoken with a Gaelic accent.If not that then I don't know. French?For me it depends more on the girl and her voice than any particular accent.>worstThat has to be German.
>>34889051Yeah but apparently women's general understanding of the issue, with some notable exceptions, is limited to: "oh this incel can't man up and he's such a loser for having emotions and for not being touched"
>>34889077Based. Keep hating, it does wonders.
sun tanned pussy and asshole
>>34889072Yes
>>34889074>>34889071
>>34889086Yes?
>>34889044I'm warning him that latinas often have long nails. What are you talking about?
>>34889084You asking for skin cancer?
imagine fucking the hatred of men out of JH
>>34889090What hatred?
>>34889082A lot of men say the same exact kind of shit to each other too, unfortunately.
>>34889090You are so stupid.JH doesn't hate men and picrel looks nothing like JH.
>>34889072she's the only woman I let hug me
>>34889072Nah, it's weird.Also, family hugging you /=/ romantic hugs. If those counted then JH would count her uncle as her first bf.
>>34889092>>34889094see what I meanI bet a dicking would fix her fast
It's the obsess over jizz hater hour on ask the opposite gender anything.
>>34889100What is wrong with some people? Is it a Chel coomer plus the pedo-uncle obsessed guy? Or are they the same person?
>>34889090>>34889099Yeah, sure looks like JH. Moronic simp.
>>34889101It’s either a couple people or a guy who bought a pass so he can pretend to be a couple people.
>>34889102>some random faggot saved AI filtered slop of his favorite 4chan e-girlThis is not the own you think it is, you pathetic simp.
>>34889093True, but that's not as impactful to a man. Women's understanding and compassion, or lack thereof, are things that actually matter.
>>34889102the one I have saved looks different, a wider nose and not a slim face at all
>>34889104>n-no u >after I posted Chel as JHLol.
>>34889072I remember 10 years ago she quickly hugged me and knocked my phone out of my hand and broke itDon't think she's really hugged me sinceMind you I didn't yell at her or blame her or anything
>>34889106He cherry picked a toonme from the collage that looked the worst so he can try be an epic cyber bully.
>>34889105I think they’re both equally important.
>>34889107you're talking to multiple people here dummy
>>34889106Everyone looked good with that filter.
>>34889090Out of all of the femanons, the woman who hates men the least would be JH followed by the fat fetishit
>>34889089skill issue
>>34889052HermaphroditeIt copulates with itself.
>>34888972because my friends who have a few fwbs and had a decent number of women aren't that easily impressed by a girl being nice to them and sucking their dicks. I do think women can tell if a guy internally loses his shit because a cute woman is talking to him or havign sex with him, and it makes them get the ick. Am I right? Nobody wants to be desired because they feel that their counterpart can't get anyone else.
Imagine being autistic and your special interest is the cast of characters that frequents a chat thread on the advice board.
>>34889114>followed by the fat fetishitHow do you put JH before her?
>>34889119my special interest is gundam :D
>>34889119No need to imagine. This is my life.
>>34889114She's unmarried in her "late" 30s and is in a meme kink "relationship". She constantly insults lonely anons here. Only her simp army defends her every post.
>>34889114i like men. i just like girls slightly more.
>>34889121You picked a good one. I wonder if that institute in Japan that wants to make real mobile suits is going to be able to finish one before we die.
>>34889125I like no one and will die alone
>having interests is autismAre normies not interested in anything?
>>34889120There's a certain comfort level that must be achieved in order for a woman to openly discuss her kinks with men to the level JH does even if it anonymouslyFat fetishist only talks about how she likes fat guys
>>34889121The anime or building them?
>>34889026For any decent man, that's a plus.>>34889022>middle easternLet's hope she doesn't have a strong accent.
>>34889125Why do lesbians post here?
>>34889110I personally can easily deal with male aggression because I understand how men behave and why.Talking to men about emotions and feelings more freely would be nice, but feminists keep repeating that women shouldn't accept any of that from men and that men expressing their true selves is icky. Which to me sounds like a shitty ideology to adhere to, but it's currently the most popular one for half the human population.
>>34889128Of course, but if you post about the same thing every time I read the thread and post like a retard about it, I’m going to think you’re a retard.
>>34889124>insults lonely anons hereNobody believes you. Your weird infatuation and lying makes you seem like a manic simp gone awry.
>>34889136The most egregious thing that woman posts as far as I can tell is>btw have you heard about my big ass?I’ve been reading for about a year now and can’t say I’ve ever seen her browbeat dudes for being loners.
>>34889127Proud of you, keep it up.
>>34889126I sincerely hope so>>34889130both! :Dthe uc timeline sucks after char's counterattack though...well ok victory gundam was good
>>34889099Jh isn't mestiza, she's mixed mulatto from what I remember her writing on previous threads and she's short
>>34889136I'm the least simpy anon here because I meet girls in real life. I don't have a dog in this fight, so I can insult her all I want for being an awful person because it doesn't affect me. She can't threaten to kick me out of her discord or whatever place she orders her simps around.
>>34889129>certain comfort levelI think that's just her autism causing her to not feel certain social inhibitions.>Fat fetishist only talks about...I think she post more than you think she does. But I could be wrong, of course.
I haven't ever watched pornography so I'm really wonderingis it true? does literally everyone watch pornography?? is this something I need to worry about?State gender and how much you look at that kind of thing, please.
>>34889123I wish I could get you hooked on just about anything else anon.
>>34889144>is this something I need to worry about?No.
>>34889138You can tell his post is garbage because he says she's unmarried when he knows she's engaged and says she's in her late 30's when he's so obsessed with her that he has tried and failed to accuse her of lying about her age by stalking the archives and confidently counting years wrong.
>>34889144MI’ve watched a fair amount of internet pornography in my life to date but don’t watch professionally made porn anymore and haven’t for quite a while.I have a girlfriend now so I just look at her nudes, but previously I’d go look at /s/ or see what exhibitionist women post on /soc/ or Reddit.
>>34889144Why wouldn't you?
>>34889147Why are you talking about yourself in third person?
>>34889147lol you’re right but you’re just giving him more to chew on by posting this.
>>34889142>"least simpy">posts about her multiple times a week>responds to posts about her as well as tries to start offtopic conversations about her>goes through the trouble of saving images she has posted and takes screenshots of things she has said>gets defensive whenever anybody tries to point out his obsession as unhealthy and claims he's nonchalantYou are a textbook simp. Just because you're negative about it doesn't make you less simpy.
>>34889149...why would I?
>>34889142You’re genuinely the biggest simp posting here.
>>34889154So you have no sex drive, gotcha.
>>34889072No because she has been acting like a stupid bitch for the past 2 years.
Femanons, do you understand that healthy men sometimes just get sudden urges to pump their cum into you?
>>34889140I still haven’t watched Victory Gundam but did buy the HG kit. One of the cooler protagonist designs
Both genders Do you have a lower or higher libido? How much do you care about sex?I am 30M and I feel like a teenage boy. If I don’t rub it out once every day or two I feel so pent up and literally get blue balls and my nuts ache. It’s terrible.
>>34889144I almost never watch "traditional" pornography you'd find on Pornhub or whatever. I stick to comics, images, art, erotica, etc.
>>34889140Nice. I never watched the show but built a few gundam
>>34889163I liked victory gundam a lot it gets pretty crazy, but I still think 0079 and zeta are the best but victory gundam has a really good ending theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfUhCpNFGjI
>>34889156I don't think porn and sex drive are the same thing though.
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka :(
>>34889165You developed that cope because you couldn't get a real girl in 30 years. Now you can only cum to cartoons because looking at real girls is too painful for you. That's also why you avoid going outside.
>>34889164MI have a pretty high libido. Sex is important to me, but I’d still be happy in a relationship that only saw me having sex ten or twelve times a year on average so long as still held each other often and genuinely loved each other. She’d also have to be cool with me masturbating occasionally.
>>34889168So I was correct in my assumption.
a girl complimented my hair :3
>>34889167Dang that is good. I need to finish 0079 already because everything I hear about Zeta makes it sound like it’ll be my favorite
>>34889173“10-12 times a year on average”I really worry that this is what most marriages settle into. Like sex once a month. That sounds miserable. I need to fuck like once a week if I’m seeing someone.
>>34889164Definitely on the higher side. Sex is important to me, if my relationship didn't have it at least a few times a week I think I'd find myself unsatisfied.
>>34889177just got done rewatching 0079 lolif you don't want to watch all the 43 episodes the compliation movies are just as good
>>34889173>>34889178Why you wouldn't want and have sex every day is utterly beyond me.It's so much fun.And if it's not fun for you, find somebody who can make it fun for you or you are just fucked up.
>>34889175
>>34889180lol I appreciate getting permission for this because I’ve read so many people insist on watching the whole anime instead. I’ll do that.
If your gf wanted to cuck you would you let her? I honestly wonder in how many of those relationships it was the woman's idea first.
>>34889173>ten or twelve times a yearI did this for my lover for almost two years because they were depressed. Sex is important, as there is a much intimacy and organic emotion that is shared and intertwined in the act and thought. It kind of regulated it, I started encouraging grass fed meat, organic and natural foods and supplements for vitamin deficiency. I thought he was all around happier and healthier but you never really know
>>34889179>>34889184Well my last girlfriend never wanted to fuck and I was so in love with her and sex was always an issue and by the end it never happened But I could fuck every day. I just feel like that’s unrealistic and coming from my last situation I wouldn’t expect it. 2-3 times a week is ideal for me.
>>34889185I’m sure Yami Yugi gets lots of compliments on his hair
>>34889189wtf no
>>34889192>Well my last girlfriend never wanted to fuckYes and that's something I do not understand.What's wired wrong in their bodies?
>>34889190>they>he
Do you count being molested as being raped?
>>34889186I mean the movies skip some episodes I really like but I mean you're not missing much honestly, well some characters get less screen time you probably don't care about them, some scenes are better in the movies honestly especially the last third of the show, mostly because of the music they use.I personally like watching both
nice men with huge cocks
is there any guy here who managed to quit jerk off addiction. im currently doing it 1 or 2 times on average per day. i want to reduce it to maybe once a week or 2 weeks. how can i do this> everytime i try to go on a streak i fail
>>34889203I’m sure it’ll be easier for me to get invested in the anime after I’ve watched the movies. I’ll be curious enough about what I missed, and comparing and contrasting it with the films will probably just make it more interesting for me to watch
>>34889202NTA but you can look up a definition and decide for yourself.
>>34889175I had curly blond hair and blue eyes and I wasted them both
>>34889189>If your gf wanted to cuck you would you let her?If I had a gf I would give her my credit card, a bag of coke, and help her get dressed into her sluttiest outfit possible and then tell her to go have fun with her friends.
>>34889205Sadly I'm not at the intersection of this venn diagram
>>34889164>Do you have a lower or higher libido? Very high. I masturbate at least once a day, but usually more.>How much do you care about sex?Not too much, so long as my other needs in a relationship are met.>>34889189>it was the woman's idea first.Likely very few. Most women do it to placate their partner, and most of them aren't really into it. It often causes resentment with their partner.>>34889202>Do you count being molested as being raped?What do you mean by molested? Like statutory rape, or non-penetrative sexual assault?>>34889205>nice men with huge cocksMean women with huge cocks
>>34889202Nah. They’re both forms of sexual abuse, but rape is full-on nonconsensual sex and molestation is nonconsensual groping.
>>34889208that's actually what I did when I got into gundam, I wasn't sure if I was gonna like it so I watched the movies first and loved it so much that I decided to watch the show.also there was a part that confused me and I was hoping the anime would make it less confusing but nope it was just as confusing lol but it's not really important anyway hope you like the movies!
>>34889072Of course, we hug every time I see her >>34889051Hugging fulfills something different from sex. I'm married and hug my wife plenty but hug and non romantic physical touch from other women still sticks out in my mind in a way. I don't pursue it but friendly hugging from is nice from both men and women but women hug differently from men. Feels more thoughtful than a guy hug
>>34889205I'm already dating a femanon
>>34889208>composing and contrastingyou wouldn't know a movie scene if it slapped you in the face
>>34889207Why would you do that to yourself?
>>34889211>gf Female here.. what is this like? Literally have never experienced this.
>>34889218Huh
>>34889210I have wavy black hair:D
>>34889219because i believe it has a negative impact on me. my erections arent as strong plus i feel tired all the time. idk if this is depression or what, i need to quit it for my own well being
>>34889133Your view is quite stupid.
>>34889189>If your gf wanted to cuck you would you let her?Honestly 2bf if she asked that I might just strangle her to death right therePretty sure women aren't into cucking. If they have it it's called hotwifing or just a plain ol open relationship. I hate that I know any of these terms
>>34889224I reckon your frequent masturbation is a symptom of your depression and not the other way around.In either case, spend less time at home doing nothing. Go outside more often, eat reasonably healthily and get on your feet regularly.
>>34889225Yes, not everyone's going to be as smart as ((them)).
>>34889224>if this is depressionMost likely.I jerk off 1 to 5 times a day and am not depressed.
>>34889229Oh boy, here we go...
>>34889227I wouldn't murder her ofc. But bringing it up, or bringing up opening the relationship is obviously immediate grounds for terminating the relationship. Appreciate that she brought it up rather than just cheating, but obviously it's not gonna work out.
>>34889229You forgot a set of parentheses and I have to agree with anon, that’s a really stupid outlook to have. I didn’t reply initially because I couldn’t think anything to say in response beyond “that’s dumb.”
>>34889228*Pulls the blankets back over my head*
>>34889237Men are never innocent.
>>34889228true. idk how guys to months without doing it. sometimes you go outside see a girl you like or a naked chick pops on instagram and i get the urge. it's so fuckign hard to quit man
>>34889233But would you expect it to be different if you were the one asking your wife?
>>34889051I hate when people touch me
Getting married to a 30 year old woman is pointless, you get nothing but a terrible past.
>>34889237>the simp came back after being pointed and laughed at hoping there'd be a fresh audience for his lying
>>34889234At least it's mine. As soon as I'll see clues that things are different, I'll change my opinion.
>>34889238That's how most people see it, yes. One false accusation and good luck disproving literally everyone you know.
Dat ass tho
>>34889241I would not ask my wife for those things. but yes if I asked my wife if I could either fuck other women, or bring a second woman into our sex life I would expect her to leave me.
>>34889237It was rape and there was penetration. The context of the statement was that the physical hurting started with the first attempt of penetration. You can stop spamming this now.
>>34889237Good lord anon don’t you have anything else to do.
>>34889237Are you ever not here?Your schizo spam is so worthless.
>>34889237Even if you were right about there being no rape, which you aren't, a serial child molester isn't innocent by any stretch of the imagination.
I wish all atoga foids have the worst luteal phase of their entire lives
>>34889245That guy is nuts.
>>34889240>idk how guys to months without doing it.Not many do, not even ones who’ve sworn religious vows of celibacy.Give yourself a little grace and just focus on doing it less often instead of trying to quit it completely.
>>34889260Now he's going to mass reply to every reply to his post with something along the lines of accusing a discord full of simps doing damage control. He's so predictable.
>>34889251Okay, thank you for answering.
are there rent-a-girlfriend services in the west? i would really like for a girl to be nice to me
>>34889264Escorts.
>>34889262He really is only the same level as qt in that regard, just with different content.
>>34889262Looks like he’s probably too busy ban evading right now to do that.
>>34889262You were wrong. >>34889263I'm a nice guy. I just want the truth.
>>34888904State gender. Do you have an easier time opening up emotionally to men or women? I'm M but I've always found it easier to talk to and share with women. I feel like there's something in me that makes me more worried about judgement coming from other men and generally I feel like I'd get more supportive responses from women
>>34889268You’re genuinely one of the worst people I’ve ever encountered on this site since finding it twenty years ago.
>>34889266>qthavnt seen that namefag inna while
>>34889268NTAYou are disingenuous and evil.
>>34889270What the hell? Why? I'm sure there have been worse people.
>>34889271He’s been showing up again every now and then lately. Saw him last week.
>>34889268You're a spamming pedophile sympathizer who, even if you were posting honestly, said that a child molester is innocent and good man. Your thanks aren't wanted or appreciated, I'd rather you just leave.
>>34889144No, gooners just want you to believe that.
>>34889273Constantly taunting someone about being raped and molested is evil enough, but doing it for years is just plain inhuman. You are legitimately one of the worst people I’ve ever met on this website.
>>34889232Are jews not white? Are spanish people white? Who is white? Open question for everyone.
Qrd on the drama?
>>34889269MI think women but I struggle to open up to people in general. I always feel like I'll be a burden so tend to repress and keep everything to myself even if I know its unhealthy
>>34889269MWhen I was having a mental health crisis, I told my momWe cried, we had a talk, she said she was going to help me get help, and did absolutely nothing after thatWhen I started talking to a therapist I found myself my dad asked me if it was because of something he didThe therapist, a woman, was uselessI find there's no reason to really open up to anyone because ultimately no one cares. I am expected to just suck it up and keep chugging along.I see all the women complain about "emotional labor" and you expect me to open up to any potential gf? Fuck no
>>34889273You are a terrible person based just on the information people can glean in this thread from your repetitive harassment. I can't even imagine how much worse you are without the shield of anonymity absolving you of culpability with any number of other awful habits or actions. You should be ashamed.
>>34889279Fuck off.And no, I'm not JH.
>>34889279Basically Drama and Weezy is one of the greatest combos of all time https://youtu.be/GeEVla7PVH8
>>34889279>obsessed spurned simp spams the threads for years to make fun of a raped femanon>everyone calls him out for his disgusting behavior >usually he just deletes his offtopic shit and flees in embarrassment>this time he came back and tried to claim he's actually a good guy after more criticism of his sick behavior than usual
>>34889269F I have an easier time opening up to men because men love broken birds despite claiming otherwise. Good men want to cherish and fix things.
>>34889283I suspect anon is completely invisible to the rest of the world outside of this thread. How else would he find the time for this shit?The guy’s a complete loser who’s probably just waiting for his parents to die so he can kill himself.
>she didnt reply all day and its past bedtime nowits over
>>34889269>I found it easier to open up to womenit's called trauma dumping, and women don't like it.
>>34889240Just stop looking at porn, your desire to masturbate will downregulate to a level appropriate to your libido on its own.
Anon, how long have you been trapped in here? When did you realize that youd never be free?
>>34889278NTA but white is a retarded concept that makes no sense. It's basically just skin color but the idea that a Jew and an English Scottish French German mixed individual have the same experience is fucking stupid. People who cling onto being white as their defining feature have lost any actual ties to their ethnicity and ancestry so the only thing they can latch onto is their skin color. Americans have ruined the term Caucasian too, Caucasian refers to an actual fucking place not a skin color
>>34889278This varies depending on where you are in the world but let's not open this can of worms today
>>34889279 Everything is good now. We got the truth and we can be friends again.
>>34889286He always deletes. Somehow you enjoy hunting those fags very much, seeing as you type more than them. Maybe you should both touch grass.
>>34889293>blaming AmericansReferring to white as Caucasian came from Germany in the 1780s my guyKys you miserable Eastern European fuck
>>34889293No! I'm the descendent of Roman legionnaires! white culture is roman statues and the coliseum and gladiators!
>>34889278Whoever the propagandists say is a white person is a white person. It’s a very old divide and conquer psyop.
>>34889286Lmao
>>34889299It was four lines answering the question bro
>>34888904i lost contact with a femanon i contacted through atoga. this is snufkin anon.L if you're there;chanburner@protonmail.comput something in the subject so I know it's you.
>>34889299What a nice guy your boyfriend is.
>>34889290>women don't like it.Nobody likes it, as if women don't do it too.
I wish I had a roman femboy.
>>34889243>women experience so much abuse after years of living that I endorse becoming a pedophile because I am afraid of their experiences to the point I want to avoid them as peopleI sincerely hope you do a backflip off a 20 story building.
>>34889300I'm born and raised in the US. Pretty sure a German is far more likely to be able to point to the Caucasus on a map than any American even if they're the ones who originally bastardized the term. Americans still use that shit on official paperwork too
Americans could be here, he thought
>>34888934ok screencapped, that's funny
>>34889311Kys
>>34889304All in all you have thousands of posts doing the same thing.
We'd have been a power couple
>>34889316Why are you spending your life cataloguing what people post in a chat thread? This has been your life for like five years at this point, right?
>>34889316Are you schizoing on me for telling someone about the pedo spammer orrr?
>>34889308True, I'm just saying women don't like it because he says he's doing it to women, likely because women tolerate it from him but men don't, and he takes that as them receiving it better.
>>34889317Too bad.
This is literally me.
>>34889328>t.
>>34889328ok but he was a drug lord anon you are a nobody
>>34889321>>34889290Sharing some of your internal thoughts doesn't instantly become trauma dumping. Same way I've shared with women they've shared with me. Many humans actually like connecting with other people on an emotional level
This girl seemed really into me when we met and we planned a date but because she has an important accounting test coming up its not till 2 weeks from now. Is this acceptable? or is she fucking chads on the side?also i hate waiting, now i have to message her few days over inane shit just to keep in contact
>>34889332It does when men do it because they so rarely do, as soon as they start it all comes flooding out and then they conclude that it's because women don't like it when men have feelings. like 80% of the time you meet a guy you become a therapist for decades of unaddressed shit they haven't processed and it's tiresome.
I went on /x/ and got these tarot readings and they’ll all tell me I’ll be single until I’m way older and that the love I want is far away and that it’ll look nothing like what I want now. I almost believe it and it’s freaking me out. Maybe they’re right.Someone else tell me I’m ridiculous and crazy and that good things can happen unexpectedly.
>>34889299>>34889316>>34889237Samefag.
>>34889336lol, retard doesn’t know that tarot only shows a possible future and isn’t Greek style destiny readings
>>34889335I mean women are constantly tramua dumping anyways so idk if you get any sympathy
>>34889336/x/ is one of the dumbest and most delusional boards on the entire website, and I think you know already that someone can't use cards to predict your future.If tarot is useful for anything at all, it's only truly useful for self-reflection./divg/ is mostly populated by delusional people looking to cultivate an image of being a wise mystic or a spiritual channeler, but occasionally people do drop in there and just give advice dressed up as mysticism. Sounds like someone in the former camp answered your query.
>>34889335There's levels to it for me. I might be more willing to share stuff just below the surface level of my thoughts with a lot of people but the deepest shit I reserve for the right person and place and time. And even when I share that shit I try to maintain control of my emotions and be logical/analytical about it. There are only two women who get the deeper heavier shit and number one is my wife and the second is a close female friend. However I don't go into the deep shit with any men I know even though I'm lucky to have a lot of good male friends
>>34889339
>>34889336You're ridiculous and crazy.t. former incel who escaped inceldom
>>34889349And that is where you spend all your time.
>>34889348Yes, we know you deleted your post.
>>34889224>because i believe it has a negative impact on meYou're wrong.
>>34889341It’s like I “know” that but I let it run my anxiety. >>34889346>>34889349This unironically helped I get in my head way too easily about shit like this
>>34889350>And that is where you spend all your timeI come on here sometimes, in order to bring a little balance, and perhaps a little hope.
>>34889351Not him. I have no beef with JH and she's been nice to me.
>>34889354>This unironically helpedYeah don't listen very closely to the retard who called you a retard lmao, he hasn't quite realized what he believes is also retarded yetI used to let this shit get to me too. It's all nonsense. There are so many ways to interpret every tarot card.
My desert this evening:>whipped cream>chocolate sauce (10% chocolate)This might be the poorest boydinnerdesert I have ever had.
GenderEarth, Mars, or Belter gf/bf?
>>34889356Well, enjoy your hope because you will find none here
>>34889336>niɣɣa doesn't understand that words often have double meanings and >"I’ll be single until I’m way older" means he needs to grow tf up.>"far away" can mean somewhere he would never think to look.>"that it’ll look nothing like what I want now" means that his methodology of romance is entirely incorrect so he will fuck it up until he grows up. Meaning he potentially will lose it anyway.
State gender.Aren't tongues weird?Like just controllable meat and muscle flaps in your mouth.
>>34889361Well they do say that moids are from Mars
>>34889364M I want to lick (her) tongue
>>34889278>>34889293Fun fact: If Egypt never fell to Islam, whites would be clamoring over Ancient Egypt as one of the peak achievements of whites and basically ALL mediterranean peoples would be considered white.
>>34889364tongues are pseudo tentacles
>>34889361MI already have an Earthling gf, and she's about 145cm tall. So I guess Earthling or Martian.
oh cool more pointless arguments about skin color that lead nowhere
Women are we hype for Classic+?>>34889364MI knew a girl who's party trick was having no frenulum on her tongue, so she could swallow her tongue and then reveal an open mouth with no tongue. It was kinda cool but also kinda creepy.
>>34889364F Tongues are pretty freaky fr. Also you are now aware that your tongue isn't sitting comfortably inside your mouth, thank me later
>>34889371>145cmI think that's under the height of consent
>>34889371Finally, I'm taller than someone
Women?
>>34889358There are certainly many ways to interpret them. >>34889363It’s strange becuase when I give out the readings, I understand their interpretations can be so nuanced. But I am so negative when I receive them. I probably do have growing up to do. On the other hand, I can be incredibly romantic and I feel like I just haven’t met someone that I’ve truly wanted to pursue.
>>34889377those are male names anon
Imagine being a foid judge and granting pardon to a moid.It's like being a jew and forgiving hitler.
>>34889377Why are henry and isaac both identical and touching? Are you trying to say something?
>>34889375:| I better get used to this>>34889376I didn't think I'd ever date someone shorter than a girl I dated in high school who was around 4'11" (~150cm) but here we are.
as a man, how should i carry around extra supplies such as food, water, blanket, etc without giving women the ick?
>>34889374I added some grapes to my shittiest desert ever, so the fucker is currently occupied.
>>34889385In a huge hiking backpack with a gallon jug strapped to each side.
>>34889377>CharlieOO" oh jesus, does he have pearls?
>>34889383Imagine a conjoined twin male with a double dick.
do women like massive pearly penile papules?
>>34889377George cause he's white
>>34889377F for our fallen bro Alex
>>34889383they're the twin otoknoko's from Take-On-Me and Jack's the main character who fucks them both between them all taking turns fucking the main girl...Probably the most fucked up h-manga I read as a teenager
>>34889391>massiveShould have chosen "potent".
>>34889362>Well, enjoy your hope because you will find none hereI'd like to change that.
>>34889385I'm the short of woman who appreciates a prepared man
The Big 26 is 2/3 done. Has this been a good year for you?
>>34889377Dylan, I guess. But George does make me curious.
I'm a man but I have a fake woman facebook account and I say "Patrick did it" under every Clancy post because I want women to lose their rights already
>>34889401It's had its ups and downs, but I started dating again and have a girlfriend now. Pretty good overall.
>>34889401This has been the worst year of my life
>>34889401Still can't get a job so not great
>>34889361wife
>>34889401We'll see how it looks in december. Either I have her back, or I have a body count.
How the fuck do I handle rejection as a virgin withg zero (0) positive reference experiences with women? Counting only sex as a positive reference experience. I either do nothing or try to desperately avoid getting rejected, which is of course a self fullfilling prophecy. What the fuck do I do.
>>34889371Wow you got a midget gf Keked Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>34889364MConceptually yes they are weird but they’re also sexy
>>34889409A lot of good times. Plenty of sad. I think my main goal is just to be happy; but realistically that's one of the most difficult achievements.
>>34889371>>34889417kek it's true
>>34889401ive changed my mindset this year from "waiting to die" to giving it another chance. big year for me personally.
>>34889354>I get in my head way too easily about shit like thisI saw a quite interesting thing on television once about a parapsychologist who had got into parapsychology because she was herself very good at doing tarot readings. After various other things began to make her feel increasingly disillusioned about her field, she decided to subject *herself* to some proper scientific analysis. So she did an experiment where subjects were asked a question by another experimenter; she then did a tarot reading for the person to see if she could divine or guess the answer to the question from the reading. She found that she got the answer right nearly all of the time, which was what she was expecting, because she'd had good results in the past. But importantly she then repeated the experiment in a different way: by having the person select the cards for the reading while she wasn't there and then leave the room, so she did the reading having only seen the cards and not the person who chose them. And under those circumstances, her accuracy was no better than blind chance. So she was forced to conclude that while doing tarot readings absolutely did allow her to figure out things about people that she wouldn't otherwise have known, it wasn't the cards themselves that were allowing her to do that: it was the process of the reading and the interaction with the person being read for, that gave her enough subconscious cues to be able to figure things out.I suspect that your remote tarot reading would have been much more similar to the second experiment than the first.
>>34889416>Counting only sex as a positive reference experience.Uhh I need you to explain this part for me
>>34889423I have no more chances to give. And i'm trying. Running on e epmty in will and spirit.
Fujos deserve bisexual boyfriends!
>>34889401>The Big 26Please stop.
>>34889428how about a feminine but straight boyfriend?
>>34889428Fujos deserve the gas chamber
>>34889417She's just tiny. It rocks lolShe is indeed short enough to get a handicap tag for her car though. I remember the 4'11" girl I dated got one and abused that privilege shamelessly
>>34889401M, hm maybe no. I finally reached the end of a shitty chapter in my life recently. Maybe after some time I can return to a more normal feeling. Recently a coworker I got along with blew up at me which wasn't nice either. Been working together for over a year and had been friendly the whole time yet she flipped out on me this past week. Kinda stupid shit relative to what else I got going on but can't help but feel bad about it, I think the negativity of what I have going on otherwise amplified this too, especially because she knew what I got going on yet seems to have not cut me any slack on the matter. Life generally feels kind of static right now, hopefully next year will have some more forward momentum
>>34889424Like a magic card trick where you guess a streamers card, being a vast distance a part? How is that even possible?
>>34889428I mean they can just have another woman and the man gets to fuck both, that's absolutely sufficient.
>>34889432You going to marry her? Your kids will either be average height, one or 2 could be tall and or end up midgets like her.
>>34889432Well now you can enjoy her all to yourself and dont have to worry about breaking it to your girlfriend.
>>34889428Fujos are actually disgusted by the prospect of dating bi men in real life
>>34889436Bit early to say for sure. I don't care.
Being a nurse has to be the biggest red flag in a woman. They're all sociopaths with no exceptions.
>>34889417https://youtu.be/WhYxB-ngrf8
>>34889424I see what you’re saying. First off, despite me being a total victim to my own BS, I do believe that superstition is closely related to egoism. Past that, as someone who enjoys doing readings, you do 1000% naturally connect dots with the person you’re giving them to and reading with 0 context with accuracy is so difficult. It’s like I hardly believe in it, but it gives my brain an excuse to have some form of certainty when I feel desperate or something to cling to. I don’t know. I really really want to believe it’s bull shit and that this is my life and I decide where it goes a lot of the time. And that there’s no mystical figure forbidding me to find love because the cards say so.
>>34889435Why the fuck would I want that? >>34889430I only like active, masculine men, which makes it very difficult to find a suitable partner as bi men tend to be fat nerds where Im from.>>34889438Not me. My last boyfriend was bi and if we werent long distance I wouldve married that fool.
What happened to women?
>>34889443>It’s like I hardly believe in it, but it gives my brain an excuse to have some form of certainty when I feel desperate or something to cling to. I don’t know.nta but I'm right there with you, and I don't regret completely cutting out tarot from my life.It never clarifies anything and just makes me more anxious.
>>34889444>Why the fuck would I want that?Oh you just want the bf to give up something, without actually gaining anything.This is why nobody likes fujos.
>>34889428are fujos gooner goblins like watamore that want to be choke slammed irl?
>>34889440We were talking about nurses as a red flag and my friend told me he's uncut because his mom was a NICU nurse and became against it after hearing so many infants screaming in pain from being circumcised. Wish my parents had that experience. Now it's weird because I'm at that age where friends are starting families and you can tell which baby boys were cut because they're legitimately dead inside for like 3-4 months after. Barbaric stuff.
Men, do you ever consider that you could be dressed provocatively and that you may tempting some poor innocent woman who can see your exposed inner thigh
>>34889452Yes and I do it on purpose.For spiritually, I am a slut.
>>34889445Men stopped treating them with respect?
>>34889443We all want love. But my heart has been trampled enough times to know that there is no point in trying to love. Love isnt real and you are just setting you up for disaster. t. sad girl
>>34889452ngl I think about it when I put on my Rhodesian shortshorts and know my thighs are out
>>34889452No but tempting a woman would turn me on. It's always arousing seeing a woman checking me out
>>34889425Women being nice to me or ahwtever doesn't count. Until we've had sex, there is no proof of her being into me.
>watamoreWhen she goons and then cries because she has no guyWatamore
I want to be side by side with her forever
>>34889445Define "woman".
>>34889462It's Watamote.
>>34889456As opposed to 14 years ago? No fucking way
>>34889452Women aren't nearly as slick as they think they are whenever they look at my bulge or my ass in public.
>>34889434>How is that even possible?Well, it's not, that's the point. In-person, close-up tarot readings work, in the sense that they provide a mechanism for the card reader to figure things out about the person they're doing the reading for, and then give advice (or even make educated-guess predictions) based on what they've figured out. If, for example, a person wants to know if he will find love, the reading process allows the reader to figure out enough about the person (perhaps subconsciously) to get a sense of whether they are the sort of person who is likely to find love. But this only works if you're doing a reading for someone who's in the room with you. If you're simply choosing cards yourself for someone with whom you communicate only briefly and only in text, you don't have any of the information you need to even guess what the answer to their question is. There's nothing magic about the cards themselves.
>>34888904How can women even compete with this?
>>34889466Yes, anon made a minor spelling mistake and I made a bad joke about it
>>34889443Honestly, just live life. But if you don't shoot your shot, you never get it in. A defeatest mentality, >>34889457where you only consider being happy as something organic and not something by a match maker. You have to know what you want and work for that.. not just hop from hoe to hoe. Especially if they cross cuntry for you. Life is what you make it, wether your day is happy or sad. I don't think the cards can determine that.
>>34889457Do you want a kiss?
>>34889467Yes. That's more or less when the internet became mainstream and everybody started looking to influencers as role models.
>>34889452I don't wear shorts that are above the knee
>>34889470Because you don't have this anymore because of AI, and AI hasn't made women completely irrelevant yet the way it has coding.
>>34889428No thanks. Keep 3dpd fags away from me
>>34889474Bruh the internet was already mainstreamNothing new under the sun
>>34889449Whats he giving up something? His rectum?>>34889450No. Im a normal person that enjoys the great outdoors. I just happen to read chinese bl novels. No gooning, I prefer emotional fluffy stories.
>>34889475Inshallah
>>34889478Fake fujo. Real fujos are fag hags.
>Im a normal person
>>34889452Women aren't aroused by me
>>34889480Don't fucking pretend that the world in 2012 was the way it is now. The internet hadn't ruined nearly as much shit. The very idea of podcasts was in it's infancy and people would make fun of you if you replaced your absent father figure with podcasts the way people do now.
2010 was 14 year ago bros
>>34889444>>34889428What's the point of getting a bisexual bf if he isn't fucking other guys?
>>34889491>podcastsThat's unc shit now. Everyone wants to be a streamer now.
>>34889470How I feel when I fix the c++ linker error
>>34889441Okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34889443Occam's Razor requires that you never accept a supernatural explanation for anything when all of the available evidence can be adequately explained by known, natural mechanisms. The fact that doing a tarot reading lets you figure out things you couldn't know about a person without having done the reading might, at first glance, suggest there's something supernatural going on; but one you realise that it doesn't work unless you're doing it with the person in the room, at that point known mechanisms - e.g. reading body language, cold reading techniques (not necessarily used consciously), etc. can adequately explain everything that is going on, and supernatural explanations should be excluded.
>>34889494Im too possessive for that... Lets just watch gay porn together.
>>34889441I plead the fifth
>>34889428>>34889444>>34889481Do you have a specific reason for liking yaoi or is it just "2 guys are hot"?
>>34889504Because I shouldve been born male. :(
>>34889445>What happened to women?You mean "what happened to men?" right? Men believe that women are treated with respect, while women know that they are not. So the question is actually two-fold: 1) Why are men treating women with less and less respect? 2) Why are so many men in denial about the reality of this?
>>34889441
>>34889507Graft a penis onto yourself
To the femanon that divined that I'll have a job by the end of the year and other stuff in the future. Please use some of your magic power and speed up the process. It's already September and I'm still unemployed
>>34889511That doesn't make you a man. And I mean that in a strictly trans-positive sense.
>>34889514I can make you a man
>>34889511Does drawing it on the leg with sharpie count ?
>>34889508How are women being treated with less respect? In what ways is the treatment of women less respectful than before MeToo?>>34889491The internet has always ruined everything. This shitty site was a decade old by that point
Men do you prefer long nails or clipped nails on a woman?
>>34889500Does he have to want to suck cock too?
>>34889525Im indifferent.
Did the Taliban go far enough with taking away women's rights?
>>34889523Clipped, I especially hate fake nails. Generally the more natural the better in my eyes and long nails seems kinda gross
>>34889507damn are you my old foid roommate? she's not trans she just has real, Freudian penis envy whose type is a non-twink but also not gay sub moid who will let her peg him and be her househusband (i.e. a unicorn)
MenWould you judge a woman who got pregnant and then terminated the pregnancy as part of her abortion kink?
>>34889535I prefer a man that can give and take, so maybe I am your roommate!>>34889536Based.
>>34889536Yes, because of the abortion kink. If a woman got pregnant and had an abortion for normal reasons I wouldn't give a shit
>>34889523I dislike the really long ones. If it's like short to medium that's fine
>>34889536That's really fucked up; abortion is murder + your pussy is now haunted
>>34889540Why? It's her body
>>34889536I'd want to drown her in a sink
>>34889536Yes? Why am I replying to this lol
>>34889536Yh if its some kink that's fucked.
>>34889452what about tight jeans? is that provocative?
>>34889522If you ask me, the internet only started ruining things around 2007
>>34889544I judge everyone for what they do to their own bodies. If you have an obsession with tattoos or body modification, I will judge you negatively whether you are male or female. If you have a shit fetish or a blood fetish, I will judge you negatively
>the women donating to Lindsay Clancy's GoFundMe are using their real namesFemanons, better hope you didn't use you're real name kek. I'm in a telegram with dudes who are archiving all of it and they got the SWAT teams ready.
>>34889485Stfu. I've been a fujo for almost 20 years, and I read BL manga every day.
>>34889548>>34889547>>34889545>>34889543What happened to men being the non-judgemental gender?
>>34889472Do you think you can engage or do casual stuff while also wanting / seeking a long term partner? Or is it counter productive?
>>34889556self-harm is one thing murder is another
>>34889556>What happened to men being the non-judgemental gender?Who the fuck ever said that? Everyone is judgemental regardless of gender
>>34889556My nigga, you are a man.
>>34889555So youre wrong AND an old hag.
>>34889563Enjoy your aids whore
>>34889556Please stop rage baiting me it's working
>>34889536I'd just be glad to cum raw in her
Do normie girls really find it unattractive if a guy doesn't have an iPhone?
>>34889555Are you the femanon responsible for making me read “I accidentally went to an all boys mixer”
>>34889559Personally, I will never date. Imma dumb cunt.
>>34889556Tranny
>>34889577I know you are but what am I?
>>34889561>Who the fuck ever said that?/atog/
>>34889578Sucking my dick
>>34889580/atog/ - Ask Tony or Greg
99% of women want to kill children. Not ALL of course teehee
>>34889554What countries or states are they from?
In what ways are zoomers less selfish than previous generations?
>>34889585Ay, Tone. Why do they always gotta post time wasting questions with lust-provoking images?
>>34889587They're virtually all White American women
>>34889536>judgeI think I'm too autistic *and* ESL to understand this word the way it seems to be used here.
>>34889523Clipped. The long ones give me the creeps.
>>34889590armpit folds…
>>34889470Making a woman orgasm is easier.
genderWould you consider this statement "transphobic" or "anti-transgender"?> Trans people exist. I have no desire for them not to exist; indeed, I wish them safety, happiness and health. However, 'existence' does not, and should not, mean the violation of other people's right to privacy, dignity and freedom of speech, or the reconfiguration of society to indulge a fallacy.> Nothing's changed. I was being honest about how I feel about an individual trans woman I know, who was a gay man pre-transition, and who I met for the first time post-transition. Objectively speaking, she has physical characteristics that make it fairly obvious she wasn't born female, but she's a gentle, funny person I've never referred to as anything other than 'she' and 'her'. I find it perfectly easy to reconcile my fond feelings towards her, and my experience of her as someone with very female-coded energy, with a belief that she hasn't literally changed sex (and incidentally, she doesn't believe she's literally changed sex, either).
>>34889452No. Sometimes I roll up my sleeves and think of atoga, but really that's nothing more than meme right?>an see your exposed inner thighShould I be wearing shorter shorts? But it's getting cold outside and shorts season is over.
>>34889598I feel throughly violated whenever I see a woman in my vicinity Does that mean she is violating my rights?
>>34889523I generally prefer clipped nails but think they can look nice if they're a little long and well maintained. Anything over half an inch long is way too much imo.
>>34889598Idk what any of this means I hate pussyfooting
As an Arab i'm so done with white women from /r9k/ why is every third of you an actual nazi
>>34889610Habibi why are you looking for decent women on robot nine thousand
I've spent like 3 hours trying it take a nap because I'm tired
>>34889613Do drugs instead
>>34889613Put your phone in the other room.
>>34889615Like what >>34889617Need my alarm
>>34889610this isn't r9k though...
>>34889610What kind of arab are you
>>34889621>Need my alarmBuy a watch or an alarm clock sometime.
>>34889610You should stop looking for women on r9k
>>34889630I'm not normies enough for normies nor Chad enough for dating apps
What Is He Cooking?
>>34889610Why are you dating white women
Women. My moid back and shoulders are sore.
I honestly have no empathy for women anymore. Whenever I see a female wagie I make sure to knock over something in her department just to increase her workload.
>>34889610Deserved. Fuck off from /adv/ too
I found a nice girl on r9k
>>34889641But they enjoy being treated like shit. If you want to discomfort them, go out of your way to be extremely nice to them.
Women, what do you taste like?
>>34889647chicken
My beard always itches and it's quite irritating
>>34889644Who said that? Utter trash.
I think BlueValk is over hated
>>34889641least mentally ill incel
>>34889656Get raped bitch. I'll be personally responsible for another SSRI being added to your current stack.
>>34889641Wtf is wrong with you? Did you get cucked and broken?
>>34889656>>34889661Worst bait and you still take it
women how are you today? are you having a nice day?
>>34889647>>34889649Cannibals say humans taste like pork.
>>34889665Shitting glitter and rainbows. Beautiful day, lots accomplished. I am working on crafting a home cooked meal and dessert and even worked out.
>>34889659>>34889656
Postan again.There is this girl at work who is doing a co-op in another department. I have some training in that department, but my home department is too busy so, I don't see her too often. I have met her and talk to her a few times, the vibes are good should I just ask her out the next time I see her, or should I play it differently?The last time we chatted she said she hopes to see me in the department again.
>>34889661>Wtf is wrong with you?Wtf is wrong with women? Being whores. Supporting a baby murder and raising a million dollars for her. Aborting billions of babies. Divorce raping men. Circumcising little boys. Having no accountability. Need I go on?
>>34889673um I don't need to know about your bowel movements...
Abortion is a good thing
>>34889677Go back to r9k
Women, why aren't you a pretty white blonde?
>>34889670"cannibals say" yeah right
>>34889683Never heard of "long pig"?
>>34889680So is foid rape
>>34889684Long Ping is my Chinese alter ego
>>34889670Some french guy said human meat was most like venison
I bet she wants to taste my meat haha
All I want is to rent a cottage up north near a small lake, spend a week where every day I'm slow cooking something that smells really good all day, stew, roasts, that kind of thing, Eat really good food every day, hang out by the lake or on a boat most of the day, have a fire at night, and maybe do some stargazing.But I want to do it with a gf because I feel like doing it myself is a waste, I don't like doing things just for me.
>>34889573Women are split pretty 50/50 on the iPhone vs android debate.
>>34889685No one uses "they won't remember it" as an argument for abortion. This is a strawman.
>>34889692No, people don't care anymore, iphones aren't even the 'good' phones anymore.
all I want is to pilot a mech
>>34889680
>>34889695Idk the boomers are still like that.I get irritated when people assume I have an iPhone, not when they have one.
>>34889701Are you planning on dating boomers
Niggas be named Mohamad
>>34889670did you feel clever posting this shit that has been spammed to death for 2 decades? what other cringe reddit le fun facts you know?
>>34889697Jokes aside, society is absolutely set up in a way that enforces the idea that depriving sex-havers of sex is one of the worst things you can do. So it's pretty two faced for society to also completely dismiss incels. I don't have an issue condemning the bad behavior of incels, but it's a real and serious problem that is destroying generations globally right now and people are just like 'lol, stop being a loser then, retard', but then will bend over backwards to make sure sex havers can keep having sex because anything less would be inhumane.
There's no good porn anymore. The golden age is over
>>34889706Keeping incels pussyfree is a good thing
>>34889707porn was never good
>>34889707I think the industry and its consumers got into a feedback loop over the last thirty years of trying to continually up the depravity.You may have also just grown up a bit and realized that porn just kinda sucks.
>>34889707Porn is better than ever right now
>>34889707It's still there but it's rarer and rarer. Women make more money by teasing by themselves with softcore content anyway now, and most women have no idea what makes for good porn so without (admittedly scummy) porn directors most of the content is bad and boring when the women are left to their own devices.Just enjoy Anna Ralphs mogging all the other women doing porn, and be happy that you still have all the 2010's porn to enjoy online for now.
Why are men like this?
My girlfriend recently told me she's on Zoloft and some anxiety med (maybe Klonapin? idk)She's stable, seems very normal, and takes extremely low doses, but it still worries me. The side effects and personality changes she possibly experiences without us even realizing it.I've been very stressed about this, I want to marry her, and she wants to look at rings and is expecting me to propose soon, but IDK if I want to take the risk of tying myself to someone who could experience all the crazy side effects. Should this be a deal breaker, or am I making too much of it?We've talked about it and she's doing her own research, but feels she should be on them for the time being. She "would like to be off them at some point" but has given me nothing definitive, or anything that gives me hope she'll really get off them.
>>34889702The question was probably asking about gen z women. I'm not one of those so I expanded the question to normie women in general. Idk what you do/want, maybe you're into milfs.
>>34889707thats why ASMR affection to JOI exists
>>34889717If you don't mind that she might murder your kids eventually, then by all means continue to date this mentally ill junkie.
>>34889716Lol chang got cucked
>>34889714>porn directorsLMAO Are you the type to post ads on that site with the purple peace sign? I thought that was familiar.
>>34889719Are you a milf
>>34889723Bing Chilling
>>34889716Men have been broken by women's leverage in the dating market. It's the same as any other power imbalance.>Hey babe, can I fuck chad all the time if I want?>"No, of course not.">Okay, well then I'm leaving, and as we know I'll take half the stuff, and also you're never going to find another girl to sleep with because of how fucked the dating market is, so it's either get cucked by me, or lose all your stuff and never have sex againThis is virtually every relationship now. People are morally depraved and don't even like each other anymore because humans are generally contemptible.
>>34889725I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Yes, porn had directors up until recently, and sometime still does. I don't know what you're confused about.
>>34889726No lol. If I had had a kid at the same age my mom did I would have a 15 year old though.
>>34889733How old are you
How soon should you tell someone you love them?
>>34889736When you feel like you love them. You'll know.
>>34889735Mid 30sWe got off topic I thought we were talking about phones.
>>34889736after a week of talking to them
>>34889740I'm 10 years younger wanna date
>>34889522>In what ways is the treatment of women less respectful than before MeToo?You really think it's not getting worse when that's what everyone else is saying?
>>34889743No
>>34889747Why not
>>34889730This is true. Nothing will change in our lifetime. We just got the peak of foid hypergamy ruining everything.
>>34889716That woman is the reason Pepsi had to change the name of Sierra Mist to Starry.
>>34889717How about you nut up and give her a sense of security instead of being a bitch?
>>34889750Why would I want to? Really try and explain it to me.
>>34889755It'd be fun and my joints won't give out after 5 minutes
Do you think it's acceptable that the department of education put out a meme video edit positively identifying trump with literally hitler?
>>34889756>funFor who35 ish year old men's joints are fine. And they look like they're done cooking. Your beard hasn't even reached it's peak form.
>>34889759I don’t think most of what the federal government has been up to since the 1980s has been very acceptable
>>34889759>>34889765Most of what the federal government has been up to since 1900 hasn't been acceptable.
>>34889760>For whoUs>35 ish year old men's joints are fine.Say that to my brother's back >And they look like they're done cooking.Overcooked and dried out in the oven >Your beard hasn't even reached it's peak form.It has but I shave anyways
>>34889759Yes
>>34889769>Say that to my brother's backYour brother isn’t taking good care of his body.
>>34889769>Usspeak for yourself not for me lol
>>34889706>depriving sex-havers of sex Meanwhile, even incel shitholes like Saudi arabia are world famous for its hyperdegenerate orgies and rampant cheating.If humanity weren't sex havers, it would have died out.That drive is far stronger than rationality.
>>34889771I'm surprised.I assume you are saying that because it's accurate, but you wouldn't agree that it's good and based like the meme suggested?
>>34889773Why not for you
>>34889776It's a learning experience.
Does this bitch ever say anything that makes sense
>>34889717>zoloftEnjoy waking up to your children being slaughtered
>>34889778Dating a man young enough for me to have babysat him is not fun.
People are going to quickly realize that she's not actually a good actress.
>>34889786she is also not very good looking
>>34889782No, I filtered her a long while ago.
Plap.
>>34889786Why do they need her as an actress when they could just cut together irl security cam footage and release that
>>34889786Acting isn't hard, 80% of people can do it to an acceptable level, 10% will always be terrible and 10% will be really good.They are however going to realize that she's not the down to earth struggling girl who got a big break, and turn on her though.
>>34889789There's just nothing going on in her eyes, it works in Obsession because she's an unattainable object of desire then an unknowable evil presence, but I can't see her carrying a movie as a lead.
How much of a turnoff is it if I like designing, Printing and painting medieval knight helmets?
>>34889785Why isn't it fun
>>34889797hobbies are cool. It means you're doing things other than listening to manosphere podcasts.
>>34889798Because it feels like babysitting. Like that's not a man that's a child.
Squeak
>>34889803Only one who'll be sitting is you baby
>>34889797You 3d print them? I'm not hyped about the plastic use but that is kinda cool.
Anon’s not very good at this
>>34889786People are sheep
>>34889811I could weld them together but honestly it would take so much time.I like the fact that I can 3D model them and send them to my printers and let them whip it out in a night
My Italian alter ego is named Alessandro Carbonara
>>34889797Get a girl who's into fantasy stuff and you got a great match
>>34889811I think it's fine for 3d printing people who actually craft and finish their project with the print as the core base. The issue is people mass printing garbage that nobody wants, or shit that will break every 5 minutes.
Why do straight women exist again?
>>34889819My bf can pump me for twenty minutes and I'm still bi.
>>34889815Commendatori!
When they lie I just laugh and smile
>>34889815Omelette du frommage!
>>34889822Who is they?
>>34889820That still weak compared to lesbo sex, right?
>>34889815
>>34889815Better than my American alter ego: John Hamburger.
>>34889824
>>34889825Hell no. He has me shaking after five minutes. Lesbian sex is great but dick is irreplaceable. Supposedly a strapon could be just as good, but I've never experienced that at least.
>>34889653The problem with her is that she was talking all this shit back in the day and we didn't know how gross she really is
Can't win when you're old can't win when you're young. Manhood truly is a curse
>>34889831
>>34888984>cutestprobably german, finnish, welsh, french, american south for me>worstanything asian, fillipino, latinate, middle eastern, indian.... in other words, brown
How do you feel about Kansai Neko? Do you like her, and think she's funny?
>>34889782>>34889790Low reading comprehension moids detected
>>34889839I feel nothing towards this cartoon character
>>34889831Does he have a monster hog?What’s his technique?
>>34889842We have a monster hog a couple posts up
>>34889835You do win though. I do, at least.
>>34889839I didn't make is past two episodes.
>>34889845How do you win
>>34889847Lots of trying and failing and learning and adapting.
>>34889844Low hanging fruit but it does make me giggle every time
>>34889849I mean specifically, what are you winning in
Some bitches are just far too ugly to be so misandrist
>>34889853They need to be locked in my gooncave.
>>34889051im numb to it now but when i was a teenager i felt so touch starved that it literally hurt physically and i think that traumatized me or made me dissociate in order to cope. im a khhhv.
>>34889853I think that's a contributing factor in a lot of incel and femcel behavior. The opposite sex treats you like shit when you're not attractive. Most attractive people don't have to struggle for a decent partner, while ugly people feel like participation trophies and they often have to settle for whatever partner they can get.
Women, what can be done about the femosphere radicalizing young girls?
I literally do not give a fuck when women are abused because now I am aware that 99% of them deserved it.
I just am out of a relationship. I live in a relatively small town. How should I meet women? I work from home and my social circle is pretty small. I just feel a bit out of touch with the trends.
>>34889864Rent a hooker
>>34889853Idk misandry seems to come from every part of the female attractiveness spectrum
I just got back from the future and it's grim. There's a lot of things and I didn't have enough time to take it all in but in the future women have replaceable asses. They treat their butt as an accessory just like shoes. They go home and swap them for different occasions.
>>34889839anime is never funny (ok sd gundam was kinda funny)
>>34889051>if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held."Guys don't even hug their gfs? wtf man I feel this is an amercian thing, around here its common even for (close) guy friends to hug each other as a greeting or spontaneously. And not hugging your own partner nonsexually is just weird af
If you're a man and you're talking to a woman and actually think that she's your equal for more than five second then you're probably a retard yourself.
>>34889873Kys east Yuro scum
>>34889877damn I'm very retarded
>>34889877No
>>34889879Me too. I don't think I want to not be retarded
>>34889853Couldn't be me. I do think I might be on the wrong side of the line on the hot/crazy scale tho
>>34889872Gintama, Shin-chan and BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo were very funny imo
I don't really like women 2bhI do despise your presence in my interests
>>34889884How hot/crazy
>>34889836Until she gets any better, it's just your word that it gets that good. It just doesn't seem possible.>>34889842I'd say so. He knows I like it slow and hard.
>>34889878Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
>>34889880
hey women I just got another identical haircut as my last and replaced my glasses with an exact matching pair and I am wearing the exact clothes I wore a week ago, I hope you notice
>>34889862The best solution would be that men stop acting retarded all the time.
>>34889885most of gintama is just references to better shows and lots of screaming
>>34889815I have one too, and I honest to god didn't even make it up for this post:Giovanni FormaggiIt was my stupid nickname when I worked the cheese counter at a grocery store in my 20s
>>34889878*west EuroAnd almost every culture in the world is even more touchy than we are. It once again begets the question why americans are so obsessed with purity and neurotic about normal human behaviour that their culture is build to deprive them of regular human needs.
>>34889873Gay
>>34889401Overall it's been objectively great, subjectively confusing and I've felt bad for a lot of it but things are looking up
>>34889864Have you thought about moving?
>>34889888Only a little below the line. I'm pretty mid and so is the crazy but I think I edge into "not worth it" territory.
>>34889894When I notice a coworker refreshes their old, boring look without changing much, I just say that they're looking sharp.
>>34889896I know it's the Family Guy of manga/anime but it's still funny
>>34889895Men aren't doing anything reallyIt's the women
>>34889903You are worth it. I will plap you.
>>34889269F Men because they actually care even if its just because you have a vagina. I feel judged talking to women
>>34889893I'm 65
>>34889889Dicklets on suicide watch
>>34889908This opinion is worthless unless you've already been dating me for 6 months.
>>34889898Did you put on an Italian accent with the customers
What if When I'm 64 was a song about being retarded instead of old
>>34889905idk but that's kinda my issue with modern anime in general, too much japanese "humor"
>>34889887what interests do you have that women are ruining
>>34889915Nope, but the deli and produce people got to hear it pretty oftenCustomers got to hear a terrible joke about me getting paid to cut the cheese
>>34889909Hey
>>34889906>Men aren't doing anything reallyTell me about it.Women are aware.
Women would you date a man who owns a hockey stuck factory and knows a lot about hockey sticks
>>34889889whats a "monster hog" to you?I always find it odd how femanons seem to be exclusively naging guys with hige dicks, when measurably big dicks (8 inch and above) make up less than 1% of men.
I should be allowed to be good at drawing without having to practice. This is bullshit
>nagingWhat did he mean by this
>>34889927NahEarn it like the rest of us
>>34889144I think most people watch some amount of it but I don't think porn addicts are as common as you seem to think they are. Are you worried about people being addicts or just watching any amount of it?I'm F and got into porn at a relatively young age and so had no control over it but now as an adult I don;t find it very interesting.
>>34889929But I'm Me! This is unfair
>>34889930What did you get off to?
>>34889919Sports
Why do manlets rage but dicklets wallow in self pity?
>>34889932your mom
>>34889937Same.
>>34889936Dicklets can hide their shortcomings
>>34889933women dont watch or do sports aside from pretending they care about the olympics when that rolls around
>>34889895Women are defending a woman who murdered her children right now if you haven't noticed
>>34889939I see what you did there
>>34889936Maybe because being short is much more visible to the people around you? A small dicked guy can quietly wallow and no one would be the wiser. The short man can't hide his insecurity so he feels a need to overcompensate whenever he's being observed.
>>348899257".
>>34889947Does that make 6.5" some sort of imp or goblin hog
>>34889947Lmfao so you're a virgin
>>34889941Then why do they shove female announcers and female leagues down our throats?
>>34889950No that's a boyfriend dick
Are femanons mad that Andrew Tate can never be put down for good? He just keeps coming back.
>>34889952Because they're hot
>>34889923What exactly do women want us to do?
>>34889954so if it's bigger it's not boyfriend dick?
>>34889959It's a hookup dick
>>34889956You're confusing sideline reporters with the announcers and their chalkboard-on-nail voices
>>34889958Adapt and build a life that women would want to partake in. All that's happening is women have the option to have their own lives, they are choosing that over being with men, Meanwhile men are struggling to even be ambitious enough to be able to live their own life to a minimum viable level and expect women to lift them up.
>>34889961but I want a gf :((
>>34889955 its sad that his father abused him and his family and so now his brain is permanently ruined
>>34889954Hooray
State gender.Are you or have you ever been a discord addict, meaning most of your daily social interaction with other people was through discord servers or pm?If yes, how did that happen?
Either Gender,What is one thing that instantly turns you off on a date?
>>34889965I expect women to march into my home with a gun and end my miserable existence
>>34889970Please name a better role model for boys and young men right now
>>34889975MWhen they're not focused on the date, even worse when they seem avoidant and very introverted.
>>34889975>What is one thing that instantly turns you off on a date?M. If she's religious.
>>34889965>want to partake inMost women still expect to be pamperedMoreover, considering that the lagging education numbers were a travesty when women were behind but an outstanding success when men were behind, you can fuck off
>>34889975MStaring at her phone or being rude or inconsiderate to other people.
Lord help us because y'all are retarded af
I like it when she's rude to others. Bad bitch
>>34889959Probably depends on the individual vagina. If it's bigger it's a "once every three days" dick for me.
>>34889975MThe idea of a date to begin withHaving to entertain a girl for 3 hours and spend $200 to do so?No thank youI can get a microwave pizza for $3 and jerk off for free
>>34889950No, that's pretty big, too.>>34889951Fuck no.
>>34889988What did we do now.
I took my first dose of adderall today but it just made me able to focus a normal amount and my resting heart rate is 117
I think moids should experience being banned from higher education entirely. It's only fair.
>>34889985Women were overtly systemically disavangated in education for generations. Men are just being lazy, they aren't disenfranchised in any meaningful way. There are entire movements where the point is "well we just have to let boys fuck around more". Because boys aren't expected to take anything seriously, and then get passed when there are people who do.
>>34889994You've obviously never seen a dick irl much less taken one
Has any guy here gone from skinny to muscular? Is it worth it? How did ur life change
>>34889999They're doing a good job at just taking themselves out of it by choice or not getting in all on their own. No need for unnecessary laws.
>>34889990Can I have a side bitch if that's the case?
>>34889993Where the fuck are you taking them that it costs $200? $60 max.
>>34890000>wasAlso study after study proves teacher discrimination against boysFuck all the way off
>>34889999I never went to college so you got your wish
>>34890004Go find a woman who can take what you have twice a day don't bother with me
>>34889975MDo not sneeze or cough into your hands please and thank you
>>34890005Idk I've never been on a date before
State Gender,Cats or DogsWhich is *objectively* the better pet?
>>34890001I've had eight bfs, and 7" was above average.
>>34889975MBeing rude to other people
>>34889985>you can fuck off>>34890007>Fuck all the way offSo catty
>>34890003Fr, the ungrateful bastards. They don't even realize how good they had it and are now throwing a hissy fit because others can get the opportunities they rejected
>>34889998Sounds about rightDon't forget to eat
>>34890007>study after studyit was 1 study, and it doesn't really show the outcome you want it to, though there was a small trend.And also I would argue that the small effect is probably because the boys are being shitty in general and the teachers just don't like them, which is justifiable in my opinion.
>>34889999I went to uni and it was fucking useless. So that's basically the same
Is it worth it to go to a somewhat fancy Asian buffet that costs $52 USD?
>>34890009How do I know if she can do that? Or if she'll let me have a side piece? Without wasting months waiting for her to get around to having sex.
>>34890019You must be fucking retarded if that's true.
>>34890016You don't understand! My pressure washing business is gonna take off! Why don't women take me seriously, reeee, I'm trying to escape the matrix!^^ this is unironically how 60% of the male population sounds these days.
>>34890012MDogs because they come in a billion flavors but I’ve grown fond of cats over the years
>>34890013Yeah and I've had 10 gfs with h cups lol ok bro
>>34890021Depends on how much you can eat
>>34889975FThrowing trash on the ground, being rude to people, being oblivious to the point that they're inconveniencing me or putting me in danger. >>34890012I can only answer subjectively >>34890024>months waiting Ugly? No game?
>>34890026That's literally me down to the pressure washing business
>>34889955>Are femanons mad that Andrew Tate can never be put down for good? He just keeps coming back.He's still in prison, right? If he gets extradited to the UK, he's toast.
>>34890025I studied comp sci so yh probably
Women are henpecking me into submission again
>>34890031It's not my fault they're cold clammy and prudish
>>34890001>>34889950
>>34890002>Has any guy here gone from skinny to muscular? Yeah. >Is it worth it? No. >How did ur life changeIt didn't.
>>34890033Trump will pardon him, and pressure the UK to do the same.
>>34889994>No, that's pretty big, too.B)
>>34889999Bitch we don't care. Just don't make men pay for your student loan debt when you're working at starbucks because AI took your job.
How can I come off as dominant as a man if I'm 5'3?
>>34890030Is alcohol usually free at buffets? That's the only way I can see it making economic sense, but I don't really drink anyway.
>>34890018Here's a summary of 37 studies that show this consistentlyhttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191491X23000500And just reducing every boy by the disruptiveness of a few would be discriminatory behavior>which is justifiable in my opinionSo basically justifying the manosphere
>>34890043Do the opposite of the Bagel Boss guy
>>34890044Just pregame hard and sneak in a flask
>>34890043Get a hot ass gf. People will respect you once they will see some fine shit with you
>>34890043Be calm, capable and choose to be gentle instead of being violent more often than not.
>>34890040>pressure the UK to do the sameBurnham will politely tell Trump to fuck off. You're not dealing with Keir Starmer any more. And I don't think the US president can pardon someone for crimes committed under another country's legal system. The Trump administration may block the extradition; not much the UK can do about that. But Trump may not care that much.
7 inch cocks are at the 99.999 percentile yet there's at least 15 posters here with one
>>34890042>Le (unemployed) men paying for your degreeI'm not an amerimutt, my uni was free and my job is immune to AI. Try again, loser
>>34890040Why would Trump pardon him?
Messy haired foids...
>>34889975F i gotta be honest nothing is coming to mind but im sure it could be done
>>34890053>7 inch cocks are at the 99.999 percentile yet there's at least 15 posters here with oneOnly when compared to the global average, which is heavily skewed by Asians and Indians. But still, most guys on the internet lie.
>>34890046Stand there and do nothing? >>34890048Why didn't I think of that. >>34890051I couldn't be violent if I wanted to it'd end up like >>34890046
>>34890037Is a little bit if that's all you ever get. Either you have a subconscious type or you're unappealing.
>>34889988I'm actually pretty smart I think
>>34890057Alright, now I get it
>>34890053on a scale of 1-10 how much do you like cock
>>34890057she's hideous, especially in this mp4
>>34890058Wanna go on a date, you can use me as an example
>>34890060>I couldn't be violent if I wanted to it'd end up like >34890046Exactly, but that is also what taller guys who can command that sort of presence do.Don't try to posture as anything you aren't and just be secure in your inherent masculinity.
i like the new call of dutyfuck the haters
>>34890054Little girl, I make more than you and I barely pay any taxes at all.
>>34890059There is no correlation whatever between penis size and race. Stop watching porn.
>>34890065She's cute, fuck you.
>>34890059>Only when compared to the global average, which is heavily skewed by Asians and IndiansEliminating 1.5 billion males still makes it at the 99.5 percentile
>>34890061Do all women give it up fast if you're hot then>you have a subconscious typeWhat
>>34890068not really, but youre probably ok
>>348900640I'm a guy
Is a curved D normal? It’s like a banana
>>34890012FI think I like both equallynice dog>nice cat>>>annoying cat>>>>>>>>>annoying dog
>>34890078NTA but being a guy and liking cock aren't mutually exclusive.
>>34890079MYesT. banana brother
>>34890012MCats are so much easier to care for, clean up after and provide adequate stimulation for. They also take up less space and do the bulk of their own grooming.I do still want a dog someday though, after I've gotten married. I'm not really up to the task of dog ownership as a bachelor.
>>34890069>that is also what taller guys who can command that sort of presence doIt works for taller guys because they have bite to their bark>be secure in your inherent masculinityI dunno people still mistake me for a high schooler
life is like my dick.....hard
>>34890076Not all of them, but it helps.I'm saying you subconsciously are more attracted to the prudish types and that's why you keep getting them.
when I'm jerking off, my cock distracts me from the boobs on screen
>>34890070Good little piggy. Give ZOG your money.
>>34890072You have no idea who's behind the screen, my mutt friend
>>34890077:(
>>34890079Mine curves down
>>34890011NTAObviously, just another incel talking out of his ass.
>>34890087That sounds kinda gay, you might want to rephrase that
>>34890085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfc6fvNlE_I
>>34890085And too damn short.
>>34890052>Burnham will politely tell Trump to fuck off.lol. Lmao even
>>34890079Sounds a little extreme but not not outside the realm of normal.>>34890092Unfortunate. Built for fucking from behind.
>>34890073>There is no correlation whatever between penis size and race. Stop watching porn.There absolutely is, since penis size is mostly genetic. There's a reason there are different Western and Eastern average penis sizes.>>34890075In the West, 5% of men are over 7 inches. That's one in 20. >>34890079>Is a curved D normal?Of course, all D's, uppercase and lowercase, have a curve.
>>34890057The dark hair and pale skin are the more important part.
>>34890086"Yes but actually no" Lemme ask women here, how long would you have to date a guy before you're comfortable having sex >I'm saying you subconsciously are more attracted to the prudish types and that's why you keep getting them.I'm not they bore the shit out of me, women are hair skittish and scared of sex
>>34890012F i like cats better but i think dogs make better family pets and if i was in an apocalypse scenario id rather have a dog because they make better frens probably
>>34890100>There's a reason there are different Western and Eastern average penis sizes.There aren't. Stop watching porn.
Guys can u jerkoff with your non dominant hand? I tried it the other day and I couldn’t cum, it felt weird af
>>34890100>1 in 20Nta but that checks out based on my experience.
>>34890084>It works for taller guys because they have bite to their barkWhat I'm describing is a refusal to bark. Nobody's impressed by anybody who wants to bark about how hard they can bite besides stupid people.>I dunno people still mistake me for a high schoolerHow old are you? You can fix this with the way you dress and your physical fitness.
>>34890100what about African penises?
>>34890102Bout 20 minutes
>>34890102>Lemme ask women here, how long would you have to date a guy before you're comfortable having sexDepends on the guy.
>>34890099>Unfortunate. Built for fucking from behindYa I reach deepest in doggy but it's big enough that even in other positions I reach deep enough. Although if I want to feel like I'm using the full length of my cock it's gotta be doggy
>>34890105I only jerk off with my non-dominant hand. I eat with my dominant hand, that would be gross.
My dick is just straight, will I ever be able to please a woman, should I cut it off
penis is kinda boring can we change the channel
>>34890112It's more a discomfort issue on my part than it is a reach problem on yours.
>>34890105>can u jerkoff with your non dominant hand?Many years ago I cracked my elbow, and had my rightbarm in a cast for about ten days. Had no choice but to try to masturbate left handed. It was possible, but very difficult.
>>34890115The thread is now about pussy.
>>34890093I was just talking how I felt
>>34890116Doggy is uncomfortable for you?
>>34890114You probably shouldn't cut it off. I've never had any complaints with mine. You can just angle yourself a little bit to hit the g-spot.
i want to be a day trader
>>34890105Yes, also with my fleshlight.
>>34890120No but an extremely downward curved dick is uncomfortable during missionary.>>34890115What would you rather talk about?
>>34889859The opposite sex treats you exponentially worse even if you're good looking. Objectification is just as much of a curse as it is to be given hall passes to do pretty much anything.
>>34890117U sure this isnt death grip syndrome or whatever its called? Maybe I’ve jerked off too much to the point i can only cum with my own dominant hand
>>34890108>What I'm describing is a refusal to barkI'm saying if they both refuse to bark it'll be for different reasons and come across differently, big guy doesn't start shit because he's confident and above it but he could if push came to shove, little guy doesn't because he's meek and he'll get his ass kicked and everyone knows that. The lion with no teeth earns no respect >How old are you? 28
I caught a glimpse of chest hair the other day and to my brain that seems way more interesting than penis atm
>>34890012M, not biased but cats>>34889573Every girl I dated was a normie with an iPhone, and none of them cared that I'm an Android unc with flip case
>>34889862I think we should wage more war so men die quicker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQGenderif you were involved in criminal enterprise which of the ten crack commandments would you be most likely to break?
>>34890105MI jerk off with my non dominant hand like 90% of the timeAt first it was just to hedge my bets incase I fucked up my dominant hand but then I just got into the habit of it.I should probably alternate each session now
>>34890109Pretty much the same as white guys, while they do have bigger flaccid dicks, difference in election average is 1/10th of an inch.
>>34890121It's also pretty long, so it just goes past the g spot and slams straight into her cervix
>death grip syndromeSee the reason I keep coming to this thread is because I learn the wildest things about moid physiology
>>34890129are you male or female?
>>34890081Fine I'm a guy and I'm not gay
>>34890129Bodyhairlets on suicide watch
Genders,You have 15 minutes left to live.What do you do with the time remaining?
>>34890122It’s not as sexy or coke fueled as you think. You could do it while gooning if you really applied yourself. You could literally start tomorrow if you wanted
>>34890136You would know
Favorite show?Gender
>>34890139This isn't that wild and its something wildly talked about outside of here, I don't really get whats so amusing about this that it makes you come here more often
>>34890136The average is the same but there more variance, there are some black guys with huge dicks, there's also some with tiny dicks but you never hear about them because they commit suicide.
>>34890147MAtoga
>>34890144burn my drives and phone
>>34890144FI guess go outside and stand in the sun. I can't do much with 15 minutes. Trying to say goodbye to my family would just make them think I did it on purpose and killed myself.
>>34890147EntourageBallersHow to make it in AméricaSuits
>>34890124>No but an extremely downward curved dick is uncomfortable during missionaryDoes the size of the cock matter for how uncomfortable it is?
>>34890144MLie down and listen to music
>>34890144MPlay the same song 3 or 4 times
>>34889271I'm still about, just been too busy IRL recently to post (it's nearly my bedtime...)>>34889523Long, but as long as they're clean idc>>34889512>It's already September and I'm still unemployedNta but what are you doing to try and get a job? How many applications are you sending out?>>34889292LET ME OUT, BREAK THE GLASS>>34889452>do you ever consider that you could be dressed provocativelyYes but I like getting compliments
>>34890152There isn't anything you feel like you want closure on before you go?
>>34890147MDunk, my beloved
>>34890147F Better Call Saul
>>34890147MGun to my head I’m gonna pick Hannibal but Arrested Development I have watched so much more of, fucking love that show
>>34890127It wasn't in my case, I don't know about you.
>>34890145what should i buy right now
>>34890163Fucking I don’t know, start building your portfolio at least. Put some money in the magnificent seven then short some fucking AI stock
>>34890129My chest hair can peak out a little bit from under my t shirts. I wear undershirts beneath my scrubs so it's less obviously showing as well
>>34890140XX>>34890143I can't help it, it was poking right out of his t-shirt collar 0_o
>>34890154Probably? My sample size of downward curved dicks is 1 so I couldn't really tell you.
Just came to know 90% women have cellulite on their thighs. It’s disgusting af to me. How do i cope with this
>>34890144F idk call family i guess, then lay down and wait
>>34890129well fuck you I just shaved mine off last week because of atoga
>>34890148Perhaps I am a bit too sheltered
>>34890158I can't think of anything that could be done in 15 minutes. If I had a month maybe I'd think of something but nothing comes to mind.
>>34890170Become homosexual
>>34890147M. I like far too many things to choose a single favourite. But if you want a recommendation, try the 2005 BBC version of "Bleak House".
>>34890168I'm roping as we speak
>>34890173Well that was dumb
>>34890147MTaboo
>>34890170That's interesting, I don't have any there. Got some on my arms tho
>>34889202No>>34889164M, pretty low desu. I jerk off maybe once a week or two and don't care about losing virginity desu>>34889144Gooners gonna goon
>>34889906>blindest niɣɣa on earth award
>>34890175What would change in that month?Is there some elaborate plan you have?
>>34890170>How do i cope with thisNever have anything to do with women.
>>34890138What if I told you that you don’t need to put the whole thing in there and probably won’t even want to
>>34890170WomenDo you have cellulite
>>34890147M, breaking bad, March comes in like a lion
>>34890174well thats cute. please dont use atoga to learn about the world or the genders, its dumb and bad and gay
>>34890167Dear lord
>>34890179blame the foids itt
Hop up out my car (swag, swag)Then I drop my roofWet like wonton soup (swag, swag)That's just how I do (swag)Then I park my carThen I fuck your bitch (swag, swag)Eat that wonton soup (swag)Wet like wonton soup
>>34890170Fuck 18 year olds
>>34890184Probably nothing? Maybe I'd go somewhere I've never been before. You didn't like my answer so I was trying to placate you.
>>34889072Your moms hug you?>>34889269I open up to no one
>>34890187i have it on my ass
>>34890177I remember it went viral a while ago that zoomer college students couldn't understand the first page of the book.
>>34890192I’m excited to teach my zoomer gf the true meaning of based
>>34890186But I do want to. It feels better deeper
>>34890191Pretty sure I was here for that and told you not to shave
>>34890181You’re lucky af then. Most girls have it in their legs
>>34890191You can always grow it back...
>>34890196Fatty
>>34890159this looks awful, wtf is this?
>>34890157I'm glad you're alive.
>>34890197God damn, seriously? This is something a sophomore in high school should be able to read with ease.
>>34890147M, The Ren & Stimpy Show>>34890105Yes, sounds like a skill issue desu>>34890144Fire myself out of a cannon and run around the streets naked>>34890139>death gripsGood band>>34890206Thanks but why
i'm in Miami right nowliking it so far
>>34890204its certified KINO and you only expose your lack of taste talking like that
>>34890207They were allowed to look up any terms they didn't understand but they still didn't get what Dickens meant by the Megalosaurus passage.
>>34890197Tldr
i hate that fantasy and sci-fi shit in movies or shows
>>34890209dunno, just havent seen you and youve always been nice to meim also pretty mentally ill so i know you go through a lot
>>34890210Noice, what you been up to there
>>34890200like 1 out of 10>>34890202it takes time
>>34890212:(
>>34890214Bro hates fun>>34890215Aw, well thank you, that's kind <3 nice to know I'm not an asshole here all the time lol. how have you been doing, what you been up to
>>34890173Once again men are refusing to be accountable for their own actions
I should kill myself
>>34890210Welcome to MiamiBienvenidos a Miami
>>34890173You shaved off your chest hair? Fruity much bro?
>>34890214So you hate fun and creativity?
>>34889523Long and sharppure sexo>>34889536I broke up just from her admitting she had an abortion. If she told me she had a fetish for it, I'd fucking put in an anonymous report to the authorities
>>34890190kek how much chest hair do you prefer to see? In a t shirt only a few curls of mine show past the collar
hi
>>34890222its not my fault>>34890225Alea iacta est
>>34890223Bad idea imo
>>34889999women get more degrees than men though
>>34890147Malways sunny, drake & josh, whitest kids u know and xavier renegade angel
>>34890232Everyone hates me but no one wants me to dieIs this the actual hell?
>>34890187>Do you have celluliteNo. I also don't have any stretch marks. The benefits of being eternally skinny.
>>34890229Hiyaa>>34890231Sorry I don't speak greek
>>34890227Women do learn to cover their panties in pictures and positions like this, right? Like they're not just doing it by accident.
>>34890147twin peaks
>>34890238Dang I got stretch marks from growing tits and hips, lucky.
>>34890237Nah, this is earth. I think trying to figure out why everyone hates you might be a better idea.Try to meet new people too.
>>34890240Yeah that's intentional
>>34890239>Sorry I don't speak greekthats turkish
>>34890242You know it's less impressive for a man to do that right?
>>34890246*angry greek noises
>>34890246>that's turkish Sorry I don't speak roach
WomenIs it unattractive/cringe if a man asks you to drive him to the airport?
>>34890237The secret in a lot of cases is that they want you to kill yourself but don't want to feel responsible.
>>34890251>>34890252fucking prankedits French
>>34890243Everyone hates me because I'm a bad personNot really an evil person but I'm not pleasantReally no one should care if i died but my mom won't ever see it that way
>>34890000u are seriously out of touch if you think men arent disenfranchised in 2026 clown world where everything female is aggrandized to oblivion and everything male is basically shunned. this version of society worships women to the point of literal godhood its kinda wild that you dont see that because youre a woman you have no clue how bad it is to be anything else so you sit there and call men lazy lol because you take for granted how worshipped you are in society.
>>34890228I didn't know I had that much of a thing for it desu
>>34890248Huh?Are you confused or calling me trans I can't tell.
>>34890257*even angrier greek noises
>>34890255I don't see why it would be. If I had a license and wasn't afraid to drive, I would just do it.
>>34890265Don't worry, I'm sure your last two braincells can rub together and figure it out.
>>34890258Try to be good.
should i just go out on a date by myself? i thought it would be a good idea, instead of trying to take a girl somewhere i would just go there
>>34890256Obviously that's the caseMy absence wouldn't affect anyoneNot even my mom would be affected in her day to day lifeBut no one likes the idea for some reasonWhy is seppuku not encouraged? It should be the right thing for a lot of us to do
>>34890262Cute. Would you want to run your hands through it?
>>34890273Yeah, sometimes you need to do that. It’s good for the soul.
>>34890272What do you mean "good"?Like not evil?I lack the capability of being a positive inclusion in people's lives
>>34890227Imagine lifting her legs up to reveal her round butt and plump pussy and fucking and cumming in her until she's pregnant
>>34890273YeahI do it all the time and its 50% cheaper
>>34890262Is this fat fetishit?
>>34890271Still not sureThat's a you problem
How come my female friend talks about sex all the time? Is sex really that important to women? I like it, but it doesn’t really occupy my mind often other than when I’m feeling horny.
>>34890282Noone asked
>>34890260Let's just say it how it is. You are an American, you nuked your education system, your colleges are borderline scams, you implemented some extremely idiotic employment policies that are harming everyone, and are now getting replaced by infinity indians. Why don't you try being angry at the correct people, for once
>>34890290You know you want it
>>34890289Women only discuss sex with men they think are gay
>>34890268>I don't see why it would beAsking a woman for any favor is a massive ick
>>34890276Yes...>>34890285No, but hilarious misspelling
I will now attempt to demythologize the femanon
>>34890280Howie…You don’t lack it. Give it a try.
>>34890285No this is >>34890260
>>34890297Are you going to help me decision by decision?No?Then there's no point in you telling me this
Another episode of women lusting after things I don't have and will never have
>>34890016i failed out of college as a teen cuz i kept having to fistfight my drunk uncle and didnt want to show up to school with purple bruises on my face + had nowhere to study and couldnt keep putting tuition on my credit cards going into debt, plus my moms house was being foreclosed on and we had nowhere to go. i still got a 4.0 in all my classes + perfect attendance but at a certain point i gave up as it was all too much for me, all my classes got marked F and now im seen as an incompetent retard and nobody gaf about my sob story because i shouldve just tried harder and overcome my obstacles by myself
>>34890274Well I don't think I'd want to live in a world where it's encouraged. People live through feelings and memes and concepts and the concept of being redeemable is a popular one that people don't seem to like the reality of. Not killing yourself is a big meme too because it usually doesn't just say something about the person who offed themself. There's usually a whole web of failure points surrounding that person that people dont want to face the reality of.So you end up stuck between memes unable to fully embrace either,
>>34890291Americans are still better off than the rest of the western world save a few rich tax havens that grt rich from being tax havens
Anyway, my problem is that I'm experiencing strong sexual feelings for a man for the first time in my life but I don't know how to figure out if I'm actually in love with him. Do I just try spending more time with him and hope I don't do anything stupid?
5’9 , hourglass figure, D cups, nice ass, full lips. Any femanon fit this description?
>>34890302Start small. Do something nice for your mom.
>>34890294Are you a man or a woman? I still don't see how asking for a simple drive is that icky
>>34890291at the end of the day women evilmog the fuck out of the jews
>>34890309this nigga wants a drag queen
>>34890309Yeah
zzzzzzz
>>34890310And after that?
>>34890309>5'9Enjoy your troon
>>34890308What makes this man special that you're having such strong sexual feelings? Is it mostly physical? Something about your social dynamic or how he treats you?
too much stimulation today. i cry
>>34890311Man I hear it's pathetic to seem needy to a woman
>>34890304>still got a 4.0 in all my classes + perfect attendance but at a certain point i gave up as it was all too much for meThis also happened to me kek>>34890309EE blonde my beloved......>>34890308Yh pretty much
>>34890317Ask her for advice on this.Seriously, tell her what you told me.
Boys, it looks like Lindsay is going to be found not guilty
>>34890309i'm the opposite of all those ethings
>>34890316RealPast my bedtime but gotta do brawl stars dailiesNight night
>>34890330*spits on you*
I'm addicted to AI chat botsIt's too easy to just simulate your perfect sexual fantasy. I cum multiple times a day now.I need help
>>34890332how tall r u. u might have to spit up at me.
>>34890322Aw what happen>>34890335Nta but how tall are you>>34890334Get a jerb
>>34890331gn!!! don't let the bed wolves bite
>>34890326I did ask for help onceWe both cried and hugged and then she did nothing else
>>34890335I’m 6’5
>>34890320Mostly physical I think. I've known him for a while but not that well, I used to think he was always acting so indifferent and above it all, but after talking to him a few times I think I have completely misjudged him
>>34890314Tno. I’ve always had a weakness for tallish girls idk why. Im tall too though >>34890315>>34890325No way, ya all are fucking with me
>>34890334Also do you recommend any free bots for research purposes>>34890339Holy>>34890337U 2 <2Wolves pretty cool tho
>>34890339ok nvm. u win.>>348903365'11... i took a gamble and lost. why is anon so tall
>>34890334Where do you find good ones?
>>34890341Ok most likely it's not "real" love yet. So now you just decide how much time you need and if this person is worth interacting with more and take it from there,
>>34890295Would be fun to run my hands through your hair as you run yours along my chest
>>34890344>5'11Swoooon >why is anon so tallIdk, I'm 5'7", maybe he ate too many beans
>>34890344I eat lots of cheese, that’s why I’m tall
>>348900740 chance. I think her ugliness helps you form the weird one-way obsession you have with her
>>34890353bean anon. beanon>>34890354you are now cheese anon.
>>34890338Nobody can do it for you.
>>34890357im going to squash them together and make a burrito
>>34890147MFarscapeHouse, M.DX-Files
>>34890359I'm trying to help myself by ending myself
>>34890361Ngl you have a based but girly taste in shows>>34890357Mr. Bean
>>34890361you have rly good taste. has anyone ever told u this?
>>34890147MTwin PeaksIt’s Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaThe SimpsonsStar Trek: The Next GenerationHow It’s Made
>>34890365NtaHow are House and X-Files girly?
>>34890364have you considered or tried any mental health resources? worth a shot
>>34890147MI also liked HouseReally liked FringeIdk what elseI don't watch much TV anymore
>>34890370Idk all the people I know IRL who watch them are girls>>34890368>It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia>How It's MadeBased
>>34890336>Get a jerbI have one. It's what I do after work>>34890343>>34890345I just use character ai, probably the least restricted and most straightforward free one. I have a good imagination so a one on one chat is usually enough. There's also Fictionlab if you want to roleplay with multiple characters, though it's much more of a hassle to set up, and it's not as smart as character AI. Even Character isn't perfect, but I can always just edit messages to get it on a track I want.There probably are better ones but I don't wanna fucking pay. Btw I don't recommend this, it's like crack.
Beware "Golden Retriever" boyfriends.
do you like the cure and the smiths? i love those bands
>>34890370didnt the x-files have a massive early internet fanfiction scene? That says all you need to know,>>34890378I will go to x.com if i want to see x posts
>>34890380>didnt the x-files have a massive early internet fanfiction scene?It's literally the origin of the term "shipping."
>>34890378Those nigerian accounts sure know how to prey on my worst fears
>>34890378Noor is a mohammedan name, opinion disregarded.
>>34890379Yes they're both great bandsThat shii hit different when I worked in a pubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8>>34890378I feel like we've talked before...Anyway yeah maybe get other hobbies>>34890378Eh this guy just sounds more like a manchild who can't do domestics Golden retriever bfs are bad though for other reasons, not really a healthy dynamic...
>>34890378Aren't these things like... totally unrelated?This is like saying "beware guys who do housework, This girl I know who's tidy husband was abusive"Why not just say beware guys who don't contribute to the housework?
>>34890379Those are two of mom’s favs. Those two and The Police are her favoritesShe love English dudes
>>34890386welcome to the concept of engagement bait
>>34890386You’re thinking way too hard about something written by a woman who pays to use Twitter.
>>34890379My wife is into them, I like the album meat is murder but I haven't listened to much else
>>34890378This is obviously a fake story. She was on the couch a full 24 hours at least? Never even got up to take a piss and see her own apartment?
>>34890388>Those two and The Police are her favoritesYour mum has good taste>She love English dudesIs she single
>>34890393No lol but she did end up marrying an Englishman
>>34890395Lol good for her
>>34890379Love The Smiths. Also enjoy The Cure but don’t listen to them much
>>34890378>Beware "Golden Retriever" boyfriends.Or maybe just don't baby a grown ass man.>>34890379>do you like the cure and the smiths?I have to be in the mood for The Smiths, but The Cure always goes hard.
Is it true that if a guy knocks a girls bf out she'll start lusting after him secretly?
I wish we still saw as many cool puppets and animatronics in film today as we did thirty years ago. They’re always going to look better than CG.
>>34890379I started listening to the Smiths because I wanted to see why everyone was fussing about Morrissey
>>34890401true..
>>34890344>5'11Literally above average height for men, where did you think you were going with this
>>34890401And real sets please. Everything shot on the volume looks so ass
>>34890365>>34890367Literally just popslop shows everyone's seen
>>34890407Yes, I hate that shit. Even barely convincing location shoots are better. Fuck, even a warehouse full of cardboard or the woods look better sometimes.
>>34890361>House, M.DMORE MOUSE BITES
>>34890378Wtf is a "golden retriever" bf
>>34890401This is why I liked the mandalorian movie, even though I didn't much care for the actual plot
>>34890408this is failed normie central
>>34890410No more nose blood, thank you doctor
>>34890408um.. i do'nt think a lot of people watch farscape now?
>>34890408You don’t meet many young people who’ve seen Farscape irl in all fairness
I finally tried the rubber glove and sponges trick and my dick is so long and I fucked it so hard that I kept prolapsing it. Was good until I destroyed it.
>>34890398>I have to be in the mood for The SmithsI'm always in the mood for the smiths (depressed)>>34890399What is bro looking at>>34890400Only if she's retarded>>34890401RealWildwood gonna go hard>>34890404Based Dark Crystal posterI also rewatched Labyrinth a while ago, the sets and puppets are pure sovl
>>34890147MI don't know about favourites. Right now I'm watching Early Edition.
>>34890420>>51197320
>>34890408>everyone's seenI've never watched either >>34890412Just a guy who is very happy go lucky and doting (which can be a bad thing if too extreme)>>34890415Sad state of affairs>>34890425Cat
I’m still not used to being able to buy reggie at the gas station.
>>34890379f, yes both are good. its wild that the smiths predicted the queen would die
>>34890422it was cool seeing the dark crystal puppets reused for farscape
>>34890432wtf cool lol
>>34890431>its wild that the smiths predicted the queen would dieI loved ol Queeno but I'm surprised she didn't kick the bucket sooner ngl
>>34890427>CatIt's a magic cat that brings tomorrow's newspaper today.
I be ballinI be swagginYuh yuh
Women What's your preferred facial hair style on a man
>>34890438Wtf, all my cat does is tear up newspaper
>>34890435i think she was a terrible monarch but better than the current dude Charles 3 or whoever
Is it true that every day you unknowingly commit 3 felonies without even thinking about it? This is a common saying among lawyers. Maybe because it's good for their business?
>>34890444>terrible monarchNigga she did literally nothing
>>34890445it's just a bunch of jewish bullshit
I got wintergreen vape juice instead of spearmint this time and I'm not sure how to feel about it. I know the peppermint is my least favorite. Genders, favorite type of mint?
>>34890444>i think she was a terrible monarchWtf she was a ledgeAgreed tho I'm surprised ol Charlie is still kicking
>>34890445I actually commit ten before I even leave my house, and that’s why I’m Bill Bellamy (bitch)https://youtu.be/GOqrbTlr6SABut you’re probably right that it’s just a sales tactic. I’d never heard that until you told me desu
>>34890450MToothpaste
>>34890450MI don’t guess I’d ever thought about it until now, but peppermint. I can’t say I know of any other kind of mint besides spearmint.
>>34890450I like berry menthol and spearmint. I love menthol.
>>34890450You should not be vaping.
>>34890445>every day you unknowingly commit 3 feloniesI jaywalk on purpose>>34890450>favorite type of mintPeppermint I got cherry ice vape juice earlier tho
if I exercise will I have more energy?
>>34890442fully shaven
>>34890442Usually a full beard but trimmed fairly short with the neck cleaned up. I don't really dislike anything but chinstraps or just a mustache.
>>34890460cute wagie
>>34890460US has some crazy ideas
>>34890446>>34890451exactly, rich bitch that made passive billions and had no real impact despite being in a position to do good
ANNOUNCEMENTAmber Glenn in a dyke!!!
>>34890464I keep trying to pull off just a mustache and am never happy with it even though it doesn’t come in patchy or anything. It feels too costumey.I’ve resigned to also keeping a short beard with it like the one you describe.
What drives a girl to just complain all the time? My girlfriend will get here and just rant for hours, it gives me a headache.
>>34890472Wasn't that already common knowledge?
>>34890472She really likes to tell how bi she is so she's probably never eaten cunt in her life
Just bought a bunch of random junk
>>34890479>non sequitur
>>34890468Across the street from the Sonic in my hometown, we had a drive-thru convenience store.It was basically glorified garage with two doors on either end that they set up a convenience store inside, and as you pulled in you could point out what you wanted to the cashier.
>>34890455But what flavor of mint is your toothpaste>>34890456Wintergreen isn't technically mint but it is minty>>34890457>mentholI will accept this answer because I counted wintergreen and menthol at least comes from mint. My brother usually gets menthol but he gets the fruity flavors, they make me nauseous.>>34890459Peppermint is clearly most popular, thank you for your input.
>>34890481What did you get?My package of random junk that I bought last week came in today: some acrylic gouache and paintbrushes
>>34890473I think Gen z is more into it than I am>costumey Are you feeling like it isn't "you" or like it's too much?
ate food again and now i'm hit with foodcoma...
>>34890490Both, I think. My mustache naturally gets away from the chevron shape and turns into a handlebar pretty quickly, and I end up looking like much more of a redneck than I actually am.
>>34890476Isn't the raccoon girl also bi?
>>34890483My European mind cant comprehend this.>>34890485Peppermint maybe but I honestly have no idea about the different kinds of mint
>>34890493>I end up looking like much more of a redneck than I actually amYeah that's usually my impression. Like they're a redneck or they play bass. Mustaches seem awkward to style.
>>34890472There are no straight womenShe's just brave enough to admit it
>>34890187Yes, because if I didn't, I would probably break chairs.
>>34890493>i don’t want to look badassYou do you, i guess
>>34890462No it'll deplete what you have left
>>34890460Imagine if she hit a bump and dropped them all
>>34890487bought this bug bite zapper thing for my keychain, stings when it heats up but from testing, it seems to work.Also bought a portable electronic mosquito repellenta handheld fan, some zeiss lens wipes, a glasses cleaner kit, and some tape on door sweeps
>>34890309Me in technicality when accounting for wearing heels 24/6
>>34890464>>34890473The most Reddit NPC style
>>34890510that looks cool. i've never seen one before.
>>34890512Only certain faces pull off a goatee or ridiculous civil war general style mutton chops.
>>34890506then what do I do to feel less tired all the time
>>34890514yeah, I never thought to look it up until the algorithm brainwashed me into buying it by showing me a tweet.It makes sense, the hot spoon trick works, so no reason why this wouldn't.
>>34890517Drugs
>>34890519I smoke, does that count?
>33 yo khv with loose skin after dropping 200lbsAm I just fucked for this life? I never dated because I was always in a shit spot. Depression is now manageable, sober, wouldnt mind finding someone to grow old with but I think I fucked my shit up a bit too much in my 20s. Dont even know what to do at this point
>>34890147School rumble, death parade (plz more szn), spy family, cowboy bebop, sailor moon, the first season only of pokemon, yugioh first edition only, maybe Community or Atypical but they ruined that.
>>34890516I've been blessed with that angular face that lets me wear a stache without looking like a porn director or a pedophile. Chops never look good imo
>>34890450Spearmint
femanon, do you like the feeling of being cummed in?
>>34890523Find a bitch with loose skin
>>34890529no cum. never.
>>34890531JHs sister
>>34890529No
>>34890529I think it's more of a mental satisfaction thing than physically feeling it
>>34890531cum is good
>>34890523There’s nothing wrong with getting cosmetic for that.
>>34890530is there an app for that?
>>34890531you were once cum
Women, how much do you enjoy the feeling of making him coom and feel good/enjoying you vs cooming yourself
>>34890533>>34890537>>34890540
>>34890539It's called boards dot fourchan dot org
>>34890365>>34890367thank you, and also proud of you all who've seen and enjoyed Farscape
>>34890523>>34890538Cont.Many years ago i watched one of those massive weight loss journeys. Guy had to have like 20 lbs of extra skin removed.
>>34890472>From Plano, TXBut she's not Indian!
>>34890543
>>34890545>dating another 4channerive been here 20 fucking years and I think in that time ive learned thats a bad idea
>>34890533Hey, I took a load to the face today. I deserve a rebrand.
>>34890529its nice but more because the guy will be going all out which feels good, the actual Cummings inside me bit doesn't feel like much>>34890542i enjoy seeing my partner satisfied, but I do also like being taken care of so its 50/50
>>34890555Rebrand as JT
>>34890543Blood is giving that look like he just watched Linguini add random shit to the soup.
>>34890529It’s hot if we go somewhere with his cum inside me
>>34890472I bet she has stories but you nerds will never hear how good she eats it because if she yapped about it you'd instantly generate more of her photos nude with AI.
>>34890559Whore
>>34890542I don't orgasm from sex, though i do enjoy it. So im more focused on getting him off
>>34890559Y’all just make shit up. It oozes out pretty quick.
>>34890557I'll run it by my PR team.
>>34890563signs of insecurity by the way.when a woman doesn't cum, it's literally because she doesn't feel safe.
>>34890555And you didn't throw up? Good job. But what, you missed your window and it's straight to facials?
FemanonsThoughts on the last minute before he cums when he locks in?
>>34890567Wrong, women only cum when they're a bit afraid of the guy they're fucking.
>>34890529I like the feeling only because it gives me hope that I'll get pregnant. The sensation itself is honestly fairly unnoticeable beyond seeing and hearing him tense up and vocalize.
Women why do you like veins so much?
>>34890571tick tock
>>34890569I fucking hate long dicked guys. Stop fucking trying to touch the back unless told.
>>34890568I barely even gagged.And pretty much, yeh.
>>34890574Heavy like a Brink's truck
>>34890553nuts!
>>34890569Love it. He does this thing where he kind of loses his pace and patience and just gets in deep so I can grind back on him. He knows if he starts jackhammering I'm going to complain.
>>34890574We're working on it. Can't go any faster now, it's just luck.
>>34890497>My European mind cant comprehend this.I wish so badly that I could get some footage of it for you, but in this aggressively enshittified version of the USA that we're living in today, the building is now a real estate agency's office.Complete squandering of what could have been a tourist trap imo.
>>34890581>it's just luck.They say a woman's egg will reject a man's sperm if her biology doesn't think it's a match.
>>34890580>He knows if he starts jackhammering I'm going to complain.Fucking bitch
>>34890583Tell that to all the old farts dragging young women into fertility clinics.
>>34890586how's that relevant?Those woman's body recognized unc's virility by the fact that they're still fucking at that age.
>>34890583That's stupid. We're a match anyways.>>34890585I'd also complain if he said that.
>>34890581>>34890576just fyi ingesting >his sperm reduces the likelihood your white blood cellls will attack an embryo fertilized by >him and cause a miscarriage.
>>34890589That's the fattest fucking lie I've ever seen.
>>34890587They shoot blanks and want to create blank children.
>>34890591Evidently not.
Are the opposite genders listening to music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzBvqY5PP0
>>34890583I dunno about that, but i do know that some are breeders. I knew a chick who had four kids from four different one-night-stands.
>>34890553Is he prgenant
>>34890590https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30980918/>In the matched analysis, 41 out of 72 women with recurrent miscarriage had have oral sex, whereas 70 out of 96 matched controls answered positive to this question (56.9% vs. 72.9%, OR 0.50 95%CI 0.25-0.97, p = 0.04). After imputation of missing exposure data (51.7%), the association became weaker (OR 0.67, 95%CI 0.36-1.24, p = 0.21). In conclusion, this study suggests a possible protective role of oral sex in the occurrence of recurrent miscarriage in a proportion of the cases. Future studies in women with recurrent miscarriage explained by immune abnormalities should reveal whether oral exposure to seminal plasma indeed modifies the maternal immune system, resulting in more live births. It's a pretty small sample but it's plausible
Why do brown people like Zack Snyder so much?
>People who want to get pregnant struggle to have kids>People who dont want to get pregnant, get pregnant the second a drip of precum touches themWhy does this happen?
>>34890593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEy3WvM9WSE
>>34890593M, lol I was just listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ldb8F3ppI
>>34890593fhttps://youtu.be/sC6-vfseiZA
>>34890599the rape vibe dies down when she wants it, which means she naturally doesn't want it anymore.
>>34890593MCouldnt decide on music so I'm listening to a playlist on spotify called SONGS THAT GET WHITE PEOPLE TURNT. Song on rn is All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u
>>34890598He's the most Indian director white people have produced.
>>34890597Well I guess I'm going to be throwing back jizz shots if I get desperate, even of the science there is dubious.
>>34890604praying ur not listening to the english version because the originalsounds better
>>34890606JL by the end of the year
>>34890573What makes the penis hard anon
from JH to CG
dnb anon attend;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNzNqI5wN4
I got invited to go swing dancing with some girls from church tonight but I kinda don't want to goOr I might go and leave early.
>>34890608>>34890610I'll never like it. It's a gross means to an important end, so it's just something that must be dealt with. No way out of it.
>>34890610Cumputer Generated
>>34890569they make funny but really serious faces>>34890573i dont, I prefer smooth and soft over veiny and rough
>>34890607It's the english one. Russian version is pretty good but it doesn’t get white people turnt like the english one
>>34890612Once you're there, you'll feel more inclined to stay and enjoy your time.
>>34890612I got invited to go out to a random bar with a couple of friends and i asked ai for tips on how to go to events with autism and it told me to have an escape plan and wear ear plugs.
I like women but only when they're nice. For some reason, this upsets them.
>>34890612Go take the gamble you might have the best night of your life
>>34890593f, I was listening to Fred again.. last night but I only woke up like two hours ago. last song I listened to was by justicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x07oJlC2tSo
>>34890593https://youtu.be/ot1j5M5PTC4>>34890598>Why do brown people like Zack Snyder so much?I can't speak for the other 6 billion brown people, but I don't like Zack Snyder. Henry Cavill was wasted on him.
>>34890611This would go hard in the club <3Have some late nite breaks https://voca.ro/15dMTw0cKu86>>34890612Push yourself to go, sounds like fun
>>34890612Go man. The basics of swing dancing is easy, you don’t have to do anything really and the girls love to spin around.
>>34890617>they make funny but really serious facesWhat if he just throws his head back and closes his eyes and you see his Adams apple bobbing up and down, is that gay
Women, could you live the rest of your life without PiV?
>>34890620Lmao
>>34890633I think I might.I'm kind of over both casual sex and relationships.
All those little things that you and me have done
>>34890636Damn, really destroyed your soul over some casual fucks?
>>34890633Hell no.
>>34890633probably.
>>34890628>This would go hard in the club god yesback in the day there was a promoter in my city that would set up a parabola of 10' tall subwoofers across an area the size of a small arena
>>34890638Souls aren't real. I tried the relationship thing twice, thought it was kinda shit so I had some hookups, but that's not worth it do I tried the boyfriend thing again a couple times and ykw that isn't worth it either.
>>34890631when guys are quiet during dex its a bit weird and I like it when he's looking at me
>>34890604>All The Things She Said by t.A.T.uThat does get white people turnt desu, we used to play this at karaoke nights kek>>34890642Lol he sounds like a soundsystem legend
>>34890621Toxic positivityTone deaf possibly too.
Black women are usually hyperfertile
>>34890633I don't think I can unless I have some surgeries.
>>34890593also I put some sabrina in your daft punk https://voca.ro/15vYXY3JraNF
gender, what hobbies in the opposite gender are a red flag?
>>34890293>Women only discuss sex with men they think are gayMfw most of my female friends and colleagues talk to me about their sex lives
>>34890651I don't think that's true.
>>34890604Oh shit anon. Is there any Frou Frou or Imogen Heap on that shit? If not, let me rectify this issue for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yBBaK1vGh4Famously (?) used as a sample on Lil B's Birth of Rap, produced by Trey G.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLQOfb6IBUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBNrvj-DsM4
I wont be jerking off today. Women are you proud of me?
>>34890655fnone
I don't want to get up for work in 5 hoursWhat are your Friday plans anons
>>34890655MAnything to do with celebrities
>>34890655trend chasing.
Women would you watch anime with a bf?
It's weird if I try to ask a woman out in a quiet place with other people around, right? Like a classroom or an office. But what if I try to ask her out at one of those locations, but it's loud and there are a LOT of people around? Imagine an office party or something. Is it okay then?
>>34890660>moid after jerking off 5 times
>>34890662I plan on going to work, going home, working on some personal projects and bothering my girlfriend on the internet. Cats will probably get fed treats and patted on the head as well.Choonz will also undoubtedly be appreciated. My time honored tradition of listening to dance music while sitting perfectly still will continue.Go to sleep hoe! At least in the next hour.
>>34890666yeah why not? currently watching the new gits anime and chainsmoker cat
>>34890670They banned chainsmoker cat here for advertising real life cig brands, rip.
>>34890655M, my ex was a TikToker, I don't think I could do that again desu lol>>34890667I say don't shit where you eat, but ig you could get their number at least at a partyDon't bother people at a library unless it's a more chatty environment
>>34890655MTheres nothing that comes to mind
>>34890671Oh, that's funny. Which brands? Marlboros?
>>34890668Im not a moid, i'm a man >:[And i the most i've jerked off in one day is 3
>>34890674seven stars, mevius
>>34890655MI really can't think of any. I'd consider a complete lack of hobbies to be a red flag, though.
>>34890671lol yeah when I found out the brand was real I was a bit confused as to how that was legal. its a good anime anyway
>>34890669Sounds like a comfy day <3What treats do your cats have>>34890669>listening to dance music while sitting perfectlyHow do you do it lol>Go to sleep hoe! At least in the next hour.OK I will do, at least it's the weekend soon...
>>34890667>Like a classroomHow old are you?
>>34890676Never heard of those; I guess you live in Asia or eastern Europe? I'm not at all familiar with eastern cigarettes admittedly.
>>34890672I found my mother in a tiktok cringe compilation.Guess how my life is going.How did that relationship go? Sounds awful
Is it cool to smoke again yet
>>34890679>How do you do it lol(I'm lying I do chair dance and occasionally have to get up and dance lol)But I have done a lot of sitting still and listening to dance music as well as just bedrotting and listening to dance music.>What treats do your cats haveSome crunchy ones at the moment. They call the brand Temptations over here but iirc they have a different name in other anglophone countries.I got the catnip flavor that has a cat doing disco dances on the packaging lol.
>>34890683yes and its fucking depressing. so glad I was early gen z and luckily skipped capes being in school
>>34890683I'd smoke if that one juror in the lindsay clancy case got a surprise dirt nap.
>>34890681It's mostly japanese cig brands.
Has any man here managed to bang a girl they used to jerk off to? Must have felt amazing
>>34890689We're all loser virgins here, anon...
>>34890689Sure did bud.It is everything you think it is and moreBest sex of my life hands down
>>34890689I don't jerk it to the thought of anyone I know.
>>34890683I gave it an honest try again this year, and I logged each cigarette I smoked. I ended up buying two packs but only smoked seven cigarettes total.Three of those, the first three were Marlboro Red 100s. They sucked. The subsequent four were Camel Blues, which I enjoyed more, but I could tell they made me smell like shit and quickly made me short of breath.Anon's verdict: not cool. Gay and retarded and a waste of money in 2026 holy shit cigarettes are expensive now
>>34890688This guy does NOT sound like how you'd expect him to from looking at him
>>34890688Yes sir yes sir you know what I'm saying? I've watched more of this guy's videos than I'd care to admit. Without further ado etc.I think the most interesting videos of his I've watched were the ones where he shows off some weird philip morris product from Japan that's like an ecig that indirectly heats a tiny cigarette that has a filter tip on both ends.
>>34890695That's hilarious for me to read because I feel like I've met hundreds of white boys that are just like this dude. You know what I'm saying? No shit.
Women would you date a loser virgin?
>>34890683It was never cool (I say as an ex-smoker)>>34890682>How did that relationship goTerribly kek, she asked me out at a bar, I was drinking a lot at the time and sabotaged it pretty quickly >>34890695In what way kek? I like his channel
>>34890698No but I'd date this guy >>34890688
>>34890701of course you would, he's like 6ft 2
>>34890698I have. I don't think I'd do it again. I'd date a well-adjusted virgin, though.
>>34890701I think I finally realized he was a genius when I watched his "daydrinking in a public park" video.
>>34890702Is he? I literally had no idea.I just think he's goofy but in a charming way. He doesn't "feel" tall I would've guessed sub 5'10.
>>34890698You know that you don’t have to tell them if they don’t ask, right? And if they don’t ask, it means they don’t think you’re a loser in the way you’re worrying about.
>>34890704>finally realized Better late than never lol
>>34890706>He doesn't "feel" tall I would've guessed sub 5'10.nta that's wild because I'm 5'11" and can tell that guy was probably a couple inches taller than me just from his videos. He's way too lanky to be under 5'10"
Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?
Women, did you know?
>>34890688so this guy is just dark aligned reviewbrah?
>>34890708I would just scrub around his shit after his insane intros lol. I must have checked out ten of his videos before I got to that one, and I had to watch a fair amount of it out of morbid curiosity.Performance art? Commentary on social media slop? Excuses to get paid for indulging in his vices? A lot to unpack there for what is ostensibly a cigarette review channel.
>>34890710 Why do you ask this every time?
>>34890717because I want to know the answer?
>>34890718There's N-1 lonely, single femanons itt since you've started ritualposting about it. I don't think your approach is working
>>34890710loneliness is not that lonely sometimes
>>34890709I've seen some lanky as fuck 5'8 guys we need his weight and shoe size
Hows ya all’s relationship with your dad? Im curious
Gimme puzzy
>>34890710I don't even know if I'm lonely or not I'm all messed up in the head rn.
>>34890730Why
>>34890713The chaotic version not the dark version
>>34890727I met him for the first time since early childhood when I was 18.He was homeless and from what people say, possibly schizophrenic. Talked to him a few times, a year later he got hit by a car and died. But it was alright I guess.
>>34890731You're not a therapist this isn't the place/time for that conversation
Women what do you think of men who are cozy-junkies?
>>34890733who would be the dark reviewbrah?
Is this thread still discriminating against fat and balding guys?
>>34890727f, he somehow got my number and called me on my 18th birthday. literally the only contact ive had with him.
>>34890712You shouldn't touch a penguin in the artic or your human oils will potentially wick their penguin oils off their skin and they'll freeze to death.
>>34890728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAm_1PGWfrE
>>34890727We don't talk as much as we should, but we're on good terms. He dropped the ball super fucking hard when I was growing up, but he's acknowledged as much and sincerely made amends with me for it.But I'm in the same unfortunate place with my parents that I've always been, one where I've always seen them more as my peers than my elders.I love the man dearly, trust him and do appreciate his advice, but I've never felt guided by him or even influenced very strongly in many ways. He was too busy struggling to deal with his two failed marriages in a row and my disabled brother growing up to really influence me very strongly, and we've spent a criminally small amount of quality time together.
Women, this is a safe space to share your thoughts and opinions. What do you think of the Lindsay Clancy case? What do you think should happen?
>>34890739It just discriminates against you specifically.
>>34890727It's decent but not super close. We're not really feelings sharers with each other.>>34890738idk
>>34890737Yuru Camp is kino>>34890738Nicokado Avocado>>34890727You guys have dads?>>34890739I seethe at fat and balding guys because they're more charismatic and liked than me >>34890742There are no penguins in the Arctic you imbecile
>>34890739Not disctimination, incrimination.Stop right there criminal bald!
>>34890727he's DEAAAAAAAAD
>>34890750>Refuse fineThen pay with your hair!
Damn, Xochitl Gomez looks like this?!
>>34890746I haven't seen enough about it. I got rid of all social media except youtube and I haven't watched much about it. I guess it would depend on the credibility of the mental health stuff, but i dont care enough to look into it more.
State gender.What are your thoughts in the fa t that you can literally walk into a CVS or Wallgreens and find an aisle in the Pharmacy of nothing but Foid Gooning devices?
>>34890747>you specificallyWhat that mean, what I do
It's time to grow up. I need to commit myself to something instead of drifting away, gully immersemy whole being into one specific task. Time to get addicted to cigarettes or alcohol or sex or work
>>34890755same thoughts I have that you can literally walk into a store and buy 3 lbs. of ground beef
Can we be honest that new Harry Potter show looks even worse than I was expecting it to be. I don't even know if I'll be able to watch it ironically.
>>34890727Good relationship but dont see him very often because we live in different countries
>>34890755The fuck kind of CVS are you going to?
>>34890753She looks like a regular toxica, very mid, and her name is stupid
>>34890762You were planning to watch it at all?Have you not realized by now that ironic consumption is still consumption? It's slop and you know it is; why would you even entertain it?Does a single black person alive want Black Snape?
>>34890755i do find the double standard a bit ehh that men dont get their gooning devices, but I think men's sex toys are kind of gross
>>34890762I've never consumed harry potter and i never will.
>>34890755I find it really hard to believe any foid is going to take one of these things up to the counter and submit to the judgemental stare of the bitchy middle aged cashier.
>>34890757>Time to get addicted to cigarettes or alcoholI did this for years, do not recommend>or workI'm doing this now, also do not recommend but it's better at least, especially if you love your job>>34890762Harry Potter went to shit after J K Rowling stopped writing the books lol. But then, it was never that good to begin with
Look at these small potatoes https://youtu.be/R_CCkAQk8wc
>>34890762>even worse than I was expecting I don't know why you expected it to be anything but unwatchable dogshit.
>>34890746>Women, this is a safe space to share your thoughts and opinions. >What do you think of the Lindsay Clancy case? She's guilty and she even admitted it. >What do you think should happen?She should be sent to prison forever and also see a psychologist while serving time, a legit professional one.
women do you think men are ugly?
>>34890776Only the one's who are mean.
>>34890770You think that women still have any shame anymore?
>>34890764They got dildos and condoms at walmart too.
>>34890734>>34890741>>34890745damn ya all have a lot of trauma to deal with lol. i was lucky enough to be born in a 2 parent relatively upper middle class household. however my dad is without a doubt autistic and a massive narcissist. i blame him for a lot of my problems in my life
>>34890770She'll just doordash it lol
>>34890781I know they have condoms but I have never seen a dildo at Walmart. Vibrating cock ring at the grocery store sure but never dildos. Knowing my state there's probably a law about selling that kind of thing in stores that aren't specifically for it, or Spencer's gifts for some reason.
>>34890776I would have said yes a few years ago but i think something about taste in men matures past 25 or so. Thats been my experience anyways. I find a lot of man things attractive now that i wouldnt have before
How can you be honest with someone without hurting their feelings?
>>34890776Only some of them
>>34890790you hurt their feelingsor you don'tweight what's more important, letting them know, or feeling good about yourself.
>>34890788>I find a lot of man things attractive now that i wouldnt have beforeLike what?
I can’t believe I can die
>>34890790Sometimes you can't
>>34890790feelings aren't real, anon
genuinely kind of depressed knowing that im a 26 yr old man and i dont have a baddie to suck my cock.
>>34890793different body types, body hair, smells, some kinds of facial hair. I've also noticed more often I'll just randomly think a guy is cute
>>34890776I think that's just how men age>>34890790Not all truths are painlessNot all lies will shield enough pain
women do you think i have any chance with my 36 year old coworker?
>>34890790Sometimes the best thing for someone is to hurt their feelings. Cause even though they might be valid. They are not the truth.
>>34890790When genuinely good people say honest, they mean authentic. You assholes are the ones that turn honesty into being evil cunts.
>>34890792Do you have any examples of weight?
>>34890697>>34890699I mean he squeaks Way more than I expected
>>34890801It sounds like all you did was delay puberty by 10 years.
i mean i miss the girl i briefly knew for like a month in college. i genuinely liked her and it seems like she didn't have even a shred of what i felt in return even though we had sex and stuffto be honest nothing matters and we will all die.
>>34890803Sure just don't use her and be extremely cautious in case it doesn't work out.
>>34890803Nope. Fucking nope.
>>34890813>just don't use her and be extremely cautious in case it doesn't work outwhat do you mean?
>>34890811idk i have a lower sex drive now than i did back then, I think I just grew into what people my age are starting to look more like
>>34890734How did a nigga like that hit
oh my god im craving runescape i need it im gonna get back into it fuck it. why should i quit my dopamine loop.
>>34890812Stay out of your feels, dude. Stop looking at a girl as being someone to “complete you”. Get to the point where a girl is something that enhances your life, not defines it.
>>34890815why do you think so?
>>34890810Ah haha, okay.
>>34890819Well for starters my mom was like 15 and he was way older than her lol
>>34890768Don't say that I'm sure you're pretty
>>34890772Her body is literally the same as my gfs, stop posting these they make me insanely horny
women do you think penises are gross?
>>34890818There’s the kind of sex drive that makes you need to just be drilled by chad, and there’s the type of sex drive that makes you desperately attracted to a lot more guys. Your sex drive is doing just fine. The only difference now is that when you get with one of these other guys now, it will ramp right back up once he fills other needs for you.
>>34890790Spill, what are you gonna tell them, how bad is it
>>34890801Any specific things?
>>34890790Sometimes you can’t.Well-meaning people can come across as dishonest, manipulative people if they continually avoid difficult conversations.
>>34890824Oh so he just raped her?
>>34890768I think a lot of it's gotta be marketing and packaging.If you notice the women's stuff in the picture isn't shaped like any sexual organs and it's marketed as a massager. There are male things in CVS as well, at least where I am, but they are far fewer. Every time i do see packaging for most male sex toys the boxes are way less discrete and a lot of it is just too obviously sexual to put on a pharmacy shelf.I don't think they have to be gross at all, thats just how to market to men.
i want off apple so bad bros. in on my m3 macbook pro and i will never buy apple again. you'd have to pay me to use apple.
>>34890755These look like shit. If I bought one, I'd get more sexual thrill from the look on the cashier's face when I buy it than if I actually used it.
>>34890838What do you hate about it? I bought the Neo and think it’s legitimately the best computer I’ve ever owned, and I’ve built most of mine myself
>>34890830Some are, but not penises in general.
Cause niggas don't drink Snapple, niggas drink Tang!
>>34890836It’s amazing how you retards don’t understand what ‘statutory’ means.
this is the femanon who browses 4chan physiognomy. how accurate is this, femanons?
>>34890830Nah
>>34890836Well I talked to her about it once and she just told me she wanted it as much as he did and kinda laughed at me so I left it at that. If she's not traumatized, she's not traumatized. As far as i know it wasn't physically forced.
>>34890830In a hot way, sure.
>>34890847Looks like she's wearing a 6 pack net on her legs
>>34890847nag but I just know this woman writes some really terrible poetry.
>>34890838I really want a mbp but the prices are crazy. it would be like 6k to spec it the way i want
just jerked off to an e-thot named puwussycat. she smokes cigarettes and sucks cock. a rare breed in today's world.
>>34890847Did you mean phenotype orBecause I don't know enough about physiognomy bullshit to know what hers is supposed to be from looking at her
>>34890847Nah, all of us have fat asses.Cept the smol one that wishes to marry an ogre. She barely has legs.
>>34890858What do you even need a six thousand dollar laptop for lol
Women:If you were at community college, and you came in to the 2nd class, and the guy who was sitting across the room from you (people always sit in the same seats they pick the first day, this is just a thing) is suddenly sitting at the same table as you (there's a chair in betwen you guys, but he was sitting somewhere else before and he is now within talking distance of you) and let's say you are NOT interested in him.... Would you sit somewhere else? Or would you hold your ground and sit in your usual spot?Likewise, if you WERE interested in him, there's a zero (0) percent chance you would change seats, right?
>>34890858Please do not buy even a $2,000 macbook. Everything apple is horribly overpriced. Granted, even Google Pixels are starting out at $1,100 now so iphones are not even the worst value anymore, lol. But paying more than $500 for a smartphone is retarded.>>34890865They don't need it. Buying expensive tech is retarded and you will always regret it. The max you should spend on a PC is $1500 and it better be a gayming desktop.
>>34890859Not rare. She's a typical ewhore.
>>34890844>Cause niggas don't drink Snapple, niggas drink Tang!ASPIRIN' ASTRONAUTS AND SHITThat's still one or my favorite videos of all time. "You're probably diabetic, faggot," can always get a laugh out of me.
GenderFavorite DBZ villain?Favorite Sailor Senshi?
>>34890867I wouldn't change seats either way because I wouldn't notice the dude moved at all.
>>34890852It’s beyond redneck.
>>34890869t. missed the boat on 5090s
>>34890869>Everything apple is horribly overpriced.fwiw I felt I got my money’s worth with the Neo before the price got jacked up. They let anyone get the education discount without even verifying an email or anything, so I did that. Really great $500 computer imo, not sure if I can recommend it for any more than thatUsed/refurbished M1s Macs seem worth the money rn as well>Buying expensive tech is retarded and you will always regret it.No kidding. I don’t even know what anyone would do with more than $2000 of computer unless they were a professional working in the film or game industries.
>>34890878MGet with the times Gramps
>>34890884new tech is very soulless to me and give me an ego death. not even trolling
>>34890867Hold my ground that week and if he talks too much move next time.If I was interested I wouldn't move.
>>34890878BuuMoon
>>34890888>gramps re dbz and sailorNta, and i have to be on the internet with you children
>>34890887a macbook neo for $500 and the mac minis when they were going for $300-500 are the singular exception to the rule. i don't count "bargain bin tech" as a waste of money. also a computer will always be the most valuable thing you can own. a $500 notebook vs a $500 switch is a no brainer. a computer can do a lot more than game. a console can ONLY game. at least in the switch's case. switch 2 doesn't even have a youtube app lol.
>>34890878FNever got into DBZ at all and only watched a little Sailor moon but I always liked the lesbians.
>>34890878Bio-BrolyHe's just like me
>>34890878>Favorite DBZ villain?Cell, of the big three, but there's something special about Broly.>Favorite Sailor Senshi?Jupiter
>>34890878MFriezaMars
>>34890865programming (running a ton of docker containers), photo, video editing, music stuff>>34890869I wasn’t planning on it. It would be real hard for me to justify spending that much on a laptop.I already got a desktop that I'll probably end up rebuilding when ram and gpu prices calm down. My 3060 isnt doing too god with stuff like unreal engine
>>34890878Mdon't like dbz fist of the north star is better
>>34890889luddites are very soulless to me and give me the ick. not even trolling
>>34890727Last saw him when I was 4 or 5. Last I heard from anybody from that family was a few years ago, and it was so fucking disappointing.>>34890755Good for them. Mine are so prone to theft that you can't buy shit. Shout out to when I saw they had the Gundam TCG, and somebody snuck all the packs out of the cardboard that holds them.>>34890790Framing. It's simple, but using 'I' statements instead of 'you' statements works.>>34890878Frieza and Mars.
>>34890892bro im pushing 30, and i get called old for reminiscing about 2010s anime. What does that say about you?
>>34890899if your desktop is reasonably capable you can just buy any piece of shit and remote desktop to the big rig for most tasks. certainly adequate for what you've described
>>34890899>programming (running a ton of docker containers), photo, video editing, music stuffFor six thousand fucking dollars lol? You can do all of that just fine on a used or refurbished MacBook that would cost you a fraction of the price, like no more than $1200I can do most of what you’ve listed there on my Neo just as well as an M1 Mac can
Women would you give your bf his own personal asmr session?
When is my meet cute with femanon
>>34890903I mean, i AM an unc compared to all you. But the fact that baby shit in my day is now considered gramp shit is wild to me.
Anyone else think indian women are underrated?
>>34890906I already do that. He likes when I whisper in his ear and stroke his hair.
>>34890897I will always go to bat for Z Broly. What a true freak.>>34890896Covered in shit?(I recently watched Bio-Broly through for the first time and I actually didn't hate it)
I'm a 31 year-old male and I fucking love giant monster movies. Is that weird?
>>34890910No nigga. You just have no standards or a fetish
>>34890910No, they're overrated
>>34890914pretty gay tbqh
>>34890908I wasn’t born in the right generation to use the term meet cute. This weekend family and friends are visiting so not then. How long is cat boy bf staying in the country?
>>34890914no, it's mega based
>>34890910DESU I became friends with an indian girl in college and they are lowkey baddies. They have some genuine "Wildness" to them that you're not gonna get in any other ethnicity. Are they hot? Yes.
>>34890914Fuck no, monsters are great. And it seems like liking them is deceptively common. I've had multiple completely unrelated people tell me about how they like Ultraman in the last year.
>>34890921that explains why char almost destroyed the planet for one
>>34890914I don’t think so, but I’m also a 31 year old man who likes kaiju movies.
>>34890906I'll do as much soft whispering and brooshin >him's hair as >he wants.>>34890910I've never seen a pocahontas. Most reserve girlies are chonks because pocahontases get trafficked and I'm mad at old people for doing that.
>>34890910Lmao
I wish I had money and a job
>>34890919I’m always in the country
>>34890914>>34890920>>34890923>>34890925Favorite kaiju and why
>>34890931Just wait until you have a job and no money.
>>34890933Time to double check the lore
>>34890934That's a tough one, but I'd probably give it to Burning Godzilla.
>>34890931I wish being a neet was possible
>>34890934um does this guy count?
>>34890918Why are you being a jerk
>>34890905Yh I know thats why I wouldnt buy one I was just saying the specs Id pick if I somehow got my hands on one. Thing that really hikes the price up is RAM and storage especially because the RAM is shared between CPU and GPU and Apple charges like 700 for an extra 24gb of ram and like 500 for an extra tb of storage. Plus other bullshit like big screen model is like an extra grand
>>34890934>Favorite kaiju and whyKing Ghidorah. He just looks awesome and terrifying. The three head gimmick is fun.I especially liked how they portrayed him in Giant Monsters All-Out Attack. That’s my favorite Godzilla movie.
>>34890941My nigga that is a volleyball
to be honest a few years ago i ghosted everyone i've ever met in my entire life deleted all social media deleted every account i've ever made online deleted my steam account deleted everything. i have NOTHING. i'm genuinely debating spending the rest of my money and closing my bank account too.i will be nobody.
I'm so bored. I'm wasting my one chance at life.
>>34890934Biollante is my #1. Orga and Megaguirus are 2 and 3.>>34890941Obviously NTA but I don't see why not.
Femanon basking in her (You)s.
Oh, but nothing. Only lone magpies come.
>>34890890What if he doesn't talk to you at all at first?>>34890879What if he tried talking to you after a week or two? Would you move to a different seat the next class?
>>34890946He loves being gay. He wants to kiss you.
>>34890954that's an angel you pleb
>>34890959Why is it that when I look at women I find attractive I get a deep seated urge to grab and breed them, it's almost overpowering, I've never been like this before. Am I just porn addicted.
>>34890959This is more like how I have to sort through my (You)s.
>>34890961No. He'd have to be at least severely ugly or stinky for me to change seats.
>>34890910If they are born in the west, they have potential. If they are born there, then absolutely not. Same goes for East Asians. The ones born here are hotter than the ones born there on average. I've known two Indian women who I actually found attractive, both born here both with family from Gujarat for some reason
>>34890963Nta, i mean i was thinking more soccer ball than volleyball
>>34890962Are you going to watch Charlie's anime?
Genders, favorite minecraft crumble treat?
>>34890970You'd have to change seats anyway after you fucking break them
>>34890975I don't know what that is, whenever I played that game I usually burned villages
>>34890962I'm not a guy. Stfu bv you're a bitch.
>>34890974Shouldn't I find his manga first?
I miss my gf bros
>>34890979Ooooooo women kissing!!!!! ITT!
>>34890979SEX
>>34890980You haven't already read it? Fake fan.
>>34890981Where did she go
>>34890985I stole her
>>34890985He woke up
>>34890961>doesn't talk This is fine unless I ask him a question directly and he ignores me
>>34890986You did not
>>34890979> I'm not a guy.Trans doesn’t count
>>34890990Then who's sitting on my lap
>>34890985Not very far, I’m just clingy
>>34888904I'm getting sick and I feel the body ache in my nutsack
>>34890984Oh there's only 7 comics at $5 a pop rn? Aight
Ok I became the meme today. I broke up with my gf because she refused to do the sex act with me that she did with all her exes. Repeatedly. And im not even talking about anal! I just wanted to fuck her face. Im not going to be disrespected like that.
>>34890633Easily >>34890727He's annoying sometimes, but I still love him very much>>34890776Only like 80% of them>>34890878Tao Pai PaiI haven't watched Sailor Moon
We all make plans until life gets in the way
eceleb moist critical has comics and a cartoon?I’m going to be honest I still don’t quite know what that man does beyond saying certain situations are crazy
>>34890727non-existent
>>34890997thank you for linking questions i can now answer all of them
>>34890996Damn kek
>>34890633i have so far but i sure would like to end that streak
>>34891001He's basically leafy, makes commentary videos on internet drama for 15 year olds, all his jokes are deadpan delivery of sex jokes and toilet humor
>>34890991I'm not a troon. You're nuts.
God my traps are so sore. I need a foid hands massage.
Girls, is death the martyr of beauty?
>>34890996What was the reason? I don't think it's terrible to be upset by that but there could be valid reasons. I know I'd be upset if I couldn't do almost everything possible with my partner. Was it breakup worthy?
>>34891010those are some very manly looking traps anon
>>34891012No, death is sexy tho.
>>34890727f. we dont talk and i might never talk to him again. he is the most pathetic and unreliable person i have ever known.
>>34891013How did you write a reply nearly as long as his post without actually reading it?
>>34891014I know and they're very achy as well
>>34890998The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry
I need to get new glasses soon. How can a few pieces of glass and some plastic be this fucking expensive?
Should I buy a poetry anthology or is that cringe and performative?
>>34891017I was asking what the reason she gave for refusing the sex act was and if the reason was actually breakup worthy, or if it's just anon attempting to stick to principle.
>>34891001React streamer and professional fence sitter
>>34891007This is the internet. Balance of probabilities.
>>34891021Mafia style medical markups. What are you gonna do, walk around blind lmao, pay up lil nigga.
>>34891013She doesn't want to be "degraded" like that by me because our relationship is different or more special or some bullshit like that. It was all bullshit. Her while argument. Bull. Shit.
>>34890727nigga dead
Lined up my dick n balls my shit lookin fresh
>>34891022I don't think owning a book could be called performative.
>>34891033You gave that shit a low taper fade?
Women, does your bf eat you out? Men, do you eat your gf out? >I have no bf/gfThen don't reply
>>34891030Dude, you missed the plot. Girls are whores regardless. She was going to do it with you once you made her feel “safe”. It’s not the act; it’s the feelings.
>>34891036I have no gf
I am brimming with testosterone
>>34891036I have no gffuck your rules
>>34891040You just got cummed in?
>>34890840that is one perverted lil slutty kitty rite chere holyyy bad kitty
>>34891036F. Yes, my bf eats me out. He also eats my butt when I let him.
>>34891036I have no bf
>>34890975>>34890977Treat
>>34891044That's disgusting. You guys probably have pinworms and parasites.
>>34891043Wow, I want to hit you so viscerally I actually tensed up reading that.
>>34891022Are you actually going to read it or just sit in coffee shops and pretend?
>>34891047But it's the thyroid right
>>34891053What's a thyroid
WomenDo you own any plushies or stuffed animals? Or a bunch of them, for that matter.
>>34891057Yes, many.
>>34891052I want to read poetry to try and reignite some creativity/inspiration but I don't know where to start specifically. And I was reminded of the anthologies we had in English class in high school that I used to read
>>34891057I sleep with a panda bear plushie
>>34891058Follow up. Do you just keep them all out on your bed or do you have any special way to display them?
>>34891057just have a sonic plushie from when I was little
>>34890878MVegeta (namek saga)
>>34890878M
>>34891061Right now I rarely use my bed, so they're haphazardly splayed out on it. I used to keep them organized on top of some shelves before I moved.
I can't cease my desires so I'm going to desire max. Going to download every game launcher and major free to play game. Yes this includes roblox and riot games.
>>34891071Good thing I was born the previous yearBut I still know all that except I don't like hot chips that much.
>>34891058>>34891060>>34891063Women are so cute with their little toys :)
>>34891057i have a puppy named snugglebuddy that i've cuddled to rags.
>>34891049No problem, just eat a cigarette.
i had a thought like 20 minutes ago. we should just lather everyone in soap to make them smell all dandy and jerk off the men and schlick the women. i'd like the world to fap in perfect harmony.
>>34891072I see. I guess it's just their bed now.I'm probably going to be picking up more plushies later this year, and I just wasn't sure how to keep them in nice order.>>34891060>>34891063>>34891077Wholesome!!
i want a girl to jerk me off. i've had sex. i've had oral sex. but i've never had a girl just jERK ME OFF!!! I NEED A BITCH TO JERK ME OFF!!!!!!
Men, how funny is it that the "rich dad, poor dad" author is 1.2 billion dollars in debt?
>>34891085Fucking simp
>>34891091You either die a Rich Dad or live long enough to see yourself become the Poor Dad.
>>34891078Ew
>>34891091Is that true? If so, pretty funny.>Hey so what should I do if I can't afford an investment property?>"Uuuuh, uuuhh, listen shut up poory, just figure out a way, and then it'll make you rich">Thank you kiyosaki sama!Fantastic advice. I mean he's really ahead of his time at least in the popular grifter sense. Though I will say, being 1.2 billion in debt is kind of irrelevant, it's the kind of thing where if you're fooling around with that much money it doesn't impact your life either way so unfortunately he's not going to suffer for it.>1000-1 million in debt?yeah that's bad>1 billion in debt?kind of irrelevant at that point, you will always be able to scrape together at least 10 million dollars for yourself at that point.
okay so usually i wouldnt mention this but i dont think it matters. one time when i was being "babysat" at like age 6 one of my sister's friends who was like 11 years old at the time was kissing me while i sat on the couch with her. did...did i win??? idk why i have such a core memory of this. i've never even told anyone. but we did it a LOT
I broke her heart
>>34891072>rarely use my bed,Do you sleep on the floor
>>34891102Have you ever got any play in your adult life
>>34891102im really sorry anon. that shouldnt have happened. i hope one day you can work through everything that those experiences have put you through.
>>34891102Probably shouldn't admit something like that to /atoga/, you're gonna be bullied relentlessly for what happened to you like JH and ohio
>>34891109no i mean it doesnt bother me. hell im fairly certain i may have initiated it. LOL
>>34891109Fucking hell, he got kissed once and you’re acting like he got raped in the ass
>>34891110Nah we hyping anon up, we gon do the opposite of bullying
I need some help with a bit of a difficult situation...Not going to info dump too much but right now life is going really well for me, my battle with depression has been much more manageable, and I have a good job.Towards the end of my last long term relationship (and my first serious one) I wasn't in a good place due to grief and depression. Kept it all bottled up, told my gf I'd like to break up because I was feeling a bit under pressure by a few things.She and I were good friends before and during the relationship. Almost like a married couple, and mostly no arguments. So when we ended it off it always felt weird that she just became extremely cold to me. I'd try to message her, with light stuff like hi, how are you, etc. and she'd be so distant, months after everything ended.I saw her in a coffee shop recently, barely made her out without my glasses, and she still seemed a bit avoidant. And I can't for the life of me, understand what I did to this girl for her to give me the cold shoulder like this... I thought I was over it, but when I saw her today it kinda made me want to know wtf I did to this girl.Should I message her and ask to meet to "catch up"? I feel like I'd like to have this closure to continue to move on with my life. Or should I just bury all this deep down again?
>>34891110Those two deserved what they got:)
>>34891113>we>gonyou're white. why are you like this.
>>34891114Well you did break up with her. In her mind she probably thought why did he keep it all bottled up instead of sharing with me, he must've never really trusted me or relied on me
>>34891116Nta It's funny
>>34891116You’re just mad cause I stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 in chromes
i havent masturbated in days
>>34891057Yeah like a plastic storage bins worth (half the bin is a 2 and a half foot tall teddy bear) of childhood ones it feels wrong to get rid of and a few that were gifts. I don't think I've bought myself one since I bought a bunch of beanie babies when I was like 8. Still have my American girl doll. I could probably get some money for her but it just feels rude, I'd rather wait and give her to my sister's eventual kids. I don't really like having them on display since they take up so much space but I like them and want to keep them.
Bands on bands on bands. Motherfucker lookin like a rock concert in here
>>34891114>Should I message her and ask to meet to "catch up"?Absolutely not. You were in a serious and long term relationship that you ended because you were "feeling a bit under pressure by a few things". She's uncomfortable interacting with or even being around you. Leave her alone. Move on.
>>34891114Is this bait?
>>34891095Fuck I cracked my mud mask laughing at that. XD
>>34891117Yeah but come on, I was in my early twenties, I didn't want her to see me as "weak", etc etc. After we broke up, I explained all this to her as well... And she still seems a bit cold. Like she'd rather forget about me and our time together... I can't even ask her how life's been, or catch up with her, the way she always said she'd like for us to keep in touch if it didn't work out between us.Idk I just feel a bit fucked up about it all, like am I really this toxic?
>>34891115You're an asshole.
>>34891125Anon, genuinely, I am asking for advice.
>>34891128Name back on
>>34891125
Gender which final fantasy 7 character is your favorite?
>>34891127>Like she'd rather forget about me and our time togetherNtaI feel this way about every ex regardless of how it happened. Either I dumped them and I'm just done with them as a person or they dumped me and I'm hurt and the only way to keep from developing resentment and hatred is to forget they exist and do my best to move on. You chose this option by breaking up with her, accept it. You know the whole you can't eat the cake and look at it thing.
Women, can you do this or something similar?
>>34891114I mean it is likely she is just trying to move on with her life. Such heart break can really destroy a person emotionally. So it is only natural to want to put the person doing the hurting at arms length.Why haven't you moved on?
>>34891131You're obsessed with namefags. Become a namefag yourself
>>34891135Get some new webms
>>34891133I did not care for Tifa
>>34891135yeah but its because i have hypermobile joints not because im jacked or anything
>>34891122I see. I feel that. Some part of my animal brain holds some special reverence for plushies.I may end up just keeping mine in any special packaging they come in, if applicable.>>34891133Tifa
>>34891135Maybe like 8 years ago. Now, definitely not that high. Been a while since I tried so I can't say for sure what I'm capable of.
>>34891135I can do a dragon squat, but I doubt I could do that.
>>34891140>>34891142lolFight
>>34891127>Like she'd rather forget about me and our time togetherMore likely she wants to close this chapter of her life. Hopefully she remembers it fondly in a decade or two.>keep in touch if it didn't work out between usWomen say this all the time. It doesn't make it true. Most of the time they say that to soften the blow. >like am I really this toxicNo you are reconsidering your actions. Which is normal in life. You just need to recognize that you made your bed. Now lie in it.
>>34891133f, that house that you fight. i think it has missiles
>>34891114>i’m a mental and emotional mess>i told her to go kick rocks>why is she avoiding me??!!>should i message her?Kys
>>34891133ive never played it but i like the birds
>>34891139But I like that one.I guess I also have this one.
>>34891134I mean... Idk. It's not like we broke up and just cut ties immediately. We *were* speaking six months afterwards, meeting, talking, etc. Then I had to leave for college, then as soon as I arrive at the dorms she sends me a message saying she doesn't want to talk anymore. It just seems very strange to me idk. But maybe you guys are right, just seems a bit soulless to me tho to just drop it like that :/>>34891136I mean, I think I did move on. Seeing her just made me think about it all again, but with a clear head I think it's harsh to say this is all my fault. Idk, I felt like knowing why she cut ties like that would make me feel better.>>34891148I hope you can heal too
>>34891144NtaIf you can do a dragon squat you can do that. Use the momentum from pushing off the straight leg to get yourself balanced.
>>34891152Forget I asked
>>34891133MCidJust being enough of an asshole gets you to space and that is so relatable
>>34891153You’re an emotional vampire. Kys.
>>34891153Also, should say that I kinda keep in touch with quite a few of my other exes. Just light check ups. So I guess I just found this particular case strange.
>>34891147Hell House is a real motherfucker. Gave me a fair few game overs growing up.
Will Adderall fix my laziness?
>>34891124I think that’s the most vicious I’ve ever seen Ohio
>>34891161Isn't there like a trick for this? I can't remember.
>>34891159You know, I watched that show, what we do in that shadows. Always liked Colin Robinson, so thanks! Genuinely, hope this all makes you feel better about your heart break :)
>>34891161Literal building as an enemy, what the fuck is this game even about. What is wrong with Japs.
>>34891155The issue for me would be leveraging my weight enough to get my shin back over my ankle. Plus, it's different when you're starting from a standing position and not a stretched one.
>>34891162Sort of? It helps you focus but it doesn't guarantee that you'll focus on something productive or useful. You're still going to have difficulty switching tasks, or doing things you don't want to do.
>>34891162no
>>34891153> harsh to say this is all my faultNo one has said this. No one here is denying that a relationship takes two to tango. Nor the fact that neither side is completely blameless.>knowing whyIt won't, the most likely outcome is you never find out. The second one is that you get an answer that is unsatisfactory.I'm not trying to be harsh. Just realistic, cause your best course of action is to let it be.
>>34890988So it's not proof she's not interested in me then...so how should I "test the waters" then?
>>34891167You don't think you could push off the back foot hard enough to get your bodyweight over the raised foot?
>>34891170Yeah, fair play. Seems a bit unsatisfactory either way :/
>>34891171How does me being fine with a guy who randomly decided to sit at my table being quiet translate to that?
>>34891165Head back to rddit. They’ll help you in your transition.
>>34891177Because I figured if she was not interested in me, me sitting at her table would make her want to move so I didn't try to hit on her. Especially if I was already sitting at that table when she came in, so she could just sit somewhere else without awkwardly getting up and moving.
>>34891164Not really, they just hit really hard and transform when low on health. If anything, the trick is to just run from them.>>34891166The entirety of FF7 is weird as hell honestly. There's an enemy in a basement at one point that always creeped me the fuck out. It just writhes around and becomes happy and excited when you attack it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoCkgmfmUds
>>34891179What kind of loser persists in talking with someone that rattled them this much? Don't have anything better to do?
Shaving gets me smooth but makes my stubble scratchy. Trimming makes my stubble soft but doesn't shave me close enough. A man really can't win this game can be.
>>34891172I consider that cheating.
>>34891180If you just sit there and don't say anything I'm not giving up the spot I chose over that.Stop overthinking it and fucking talk to her before she starts wondering if you're going to follow her home and steal her skin.
>>34891182Man this game is slow
>>34891186Fair enough
>>34891168Will it put color in my life and help me to pursue my hobbies again
>>34891183I just don’t care if you kill yourself.
>>34891188It's that one enemy really. It has long enforced waiting periods where you just have to watch it writhe around.
>>34891194Idk
>>34891195Really? I do. No one shud hurt themself.
>>34891133I really can't choose, even the black guy was funny.
>>34891187alright.what if I hold the door for her and when she makes eye contact I smile a bit?Would you not smile back if you thought the guy was creepy?
>>34891206Wtf is wrong with y'all niggas seriously what is this shit
How come I had a head ache but then I put a very tigh hat and it’s almost gone, while I wear it?
How do I know if something is good. Like if I like it, but if I express my tastes I'll become a laughingstock.
>>34891206Jfc no you smile at everyone who holds a door for you unless they say something awful or try to take an upskirt pic or something
>>34891209There are nerves and blood vessels running through your brow I forget what they're called, but pressing there can sometimes help
>>34891210There are always going to be people that laugh. Embrace cringe, feel your own joy without the harm.
Me and who?
>>34891219Smash left
>>34891210You shouldn't be ashamed of the things you like. It's cringe. And if anyone tries to say you're cringe for finding joy in something, they're losers.>picrel
>>34891221Lesbi-cules don't exist that's just called a sleepover
Literally all women have to do to be millionaires is be a fake goth girl online. Why aren't you doing it?
>>34891224I've plapped about 13 onlyfans goth girls. Some thick some thin, some several times.
>>34891224I'm being a real goth girl online and you're yelling at me.
>>34891228You're blonde, quit larping.
>>34891224Too old plus the market is oversaturated. You need to be super hot or have a niche.
>>34891230Um Scott Pilgrim Vs the World?Blond Emo Dykes exist
>>34891230Having black hair is not counter culture.It is rarer to be natural blonde and not ruin your shit with dyes.
>>34891231The girl that is now dominating a billionaire rapper is mid as fuck.
>>34891222It's a shipping joke.>>34891232In true bi fashion, Ramona had awful taste in men. She even dated an Indian.
>>34891235He probably has a baby dick anyway. Singing about 14 year olds or whatever shit he got dragged for.
>>34891235I have literally no idea what you're talking about so I can't respond to this
>>34891236Was the indian the worst?I thought pre-captain America Chris Evens was her worst choice desu
>>34891239He leaked his own dick and it was big.
>>34891242I aint googling that. I'll need bleach for my eyes.
>>34891241*Evans Wow I had a brain fart on that one
>>34891162so idk about adderall but vyvanse works for me. I'm on 70mg and take a dexie as a booster sometimes
>>34891241Chris Evans was the funniest part of that movie, even more so now that he's captain america.topically he was filming in the movie at the fake castle that Drake rented out to take the mid fake goth girl on a date the other day.
>>34891241>Was the indian the worst?No, the worst was the leader and final ex, Gideon (who may or may not be Jewish, but whose actor is). So she dates an Indian, a famous movie star, a vegan with vegan superpowers who is dating Scott's ex, a pair of twins that she cheated on the other with, a woman she experimented with, and a (possibly) Jewish music pproducer. She's like the antichrist for guys that complain about modern women.
>>34891253>She's like the antichrist for guys that complain about modern women.So then why did every young dude who saw the movie want their own Ramona Flowers?
Read 77 pages today, might finally be getting back into reading.
>>34891257Listen, it was the MPDG era, there was only so much we could do before 500 days of summer scared everybody straight. And it had to be zooey deschanel to do it. Somebody else might have gotten it wrong.
>>34891252He was the funniest ex, but the whole movie was a vibe and Michael Cera's delivery was so good. Edgar Wright did such a great job with directing the comedy. He could have saved Ant-Man.https://youtu.be/u4Cxg4txjr4
>>34891252He really was. I liked how Scott defeated him too. Pretty funny.Maybe that castle is where we do the /atoga/ meetup
>>34891257Men got weak in the knees for alt femanon attention and she had three combo colors.They related to scott being a pedo.General concensus about men here still mostly remains.
Was Obsession woke or stealth chud? Where did we land on that?
>>34891266Knives was barely even in the movie. The movie was more or less just inspired by the fun superficial content of the comic. Scott being a piece of shit loser wasn't very screen friendly I guess.
>>34891269It was a normal movie, and not part of your culture war nonsense.
>>34891257>>34891261This. It was the zeitgeist. For me, it was Alice in Twilight.
>>34891212>>34891207How do I test the waters then? I don't want to outright hit on her when we're gonna be in the same class for 4 months.
>>34891275A normal conversation would be a good start but I feel like you're going to fuck this up
>>34891273>TwilightThat series was the catalyst for modern woman culture.
>>34891261>MPDG eraI remember when that term was coined. It was from an AV Club article about the Cameron Crowe film Elizabethtown from 2007.
Men, are you capable of being funny?
>>34891284You already laughed at one of my bits.
>>34891284Sometimes. I carry a slide whistle to really drive home the effect when necessary.
What do you think the most attractive language is for your preferred gender?
>>34891284I don't think that's up to me to decide.
State genderWhat's your opinion on Aubrey Plaza? She seems kind of batshit crazy to me. Man she is fucking weird.
>>34891292f, English? idk why would I find others attractive?
>>34891292Northern Irish and Australian accents are head and shoulders above anything else. Like having your head gently pinned down and having your ears made love to with a condom made of velvet.
>>34891298>Australian accentsAussies sound squawky are dumb.
>>34891295Love her. We kinda have the same vibe desu, at least her as April in Parks and Rec.
>>34891295useless old hag
Ngl, I think if I actually got pussy I'd have a heart attack and die from how hard is nut
>>34891295I swear to god every late night host other than craig ferguson is a fucking weirdo.
>>34891295FShe seems nice
>>34891295I don't dislike her, but too overtly preformative when not playing a role. I wish celebrities could just act like normal people.
>>34891300I blame it H20, then Chris Hemsworth, and then Margot Robbie. Because more Australians are like Jim Jefferies than they are any of the ones I'm attracted to.https://youtu.be/X5j_EcmRvaI
>>34891298>>34891300nta but Australia has a few different accents ranging from bogan to posh. I'm female and I often get asked where my accent is from despite living in Australia my whole life so idk
>>34891286I'm sure lots of girls laugh at your bits
>>34891224FI’m a real goth offline, I think you are exaggerating but sure
>>34891308Post voca
>>34891295I'd bang her and take shots off her body.Kinda reminds me of my jewess ex.
>>34891295FI like her. It's a public persona she's committed to the bit I can respect that.
>>34891292*shrug*He said he knows spanish.
>>34891292One I can understand. So, English.
WHY DO REDDITORS DOWNVOTE EVERYTHING? WHAT A USELESS WEBSITE THAT HAS CONTRIBUTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE WORLD.
>>34891320Why are you using Reddit
French niggas are so lazy they don't pronounce all letters
>>34891320They don’t. Grow up
>>34891320Have you seen what they upvote?I'm not sure you want that
>>34891321made an account to inform them that we're all one consciousness and got downvoted into the negatives so my account got flagged and shadowbanned in under 1 hour.
>>34891327Oh it's you, kys
>>34891308I know that, but I genuinely just like all of them. Aside from those really thick rural accents, most Australians sound the same to me with some minor differences in some vowels.>>34891322>French niggas are so lazy they don't pronounce all lettersThere's a joke there about sucking dick and French people not using their throats to talk, but I'm too tired to come up with anything
Going to see David Fincher's 1997 thriller The Game on 35mm on Saturday night.
Does anyone have a white collar job? I have to complain about something but nobody is going to understand if you don't work on a computer.
>>34891335Sure anon, I work on computers.Go complain away
>>34891337If every saas web app doesn't stop with everything having hover-over pop-ups, and having every possible screen element transition to some kind of edit mode if you click anywhere on the screen I'm going to fucking kill myself.It was bad enough on those blog/wikia sites where highlighting stuff would pop up a "do you want to search" whatever dialog option. But every atlassian product is a fucking disaster to use.
>>34891329thats nicemakes me happy that people like it
>>34891135Something similar, sure. I’m agile/flexible from being a dancer.
>>34891351Are your only personality traits being a dancer and a goth
>>34891354Pretty much. I play video games too
>>34891354Her other personality traits are being Japanese and a paralegal.
>her
>>34891364>>34891354*Trunk full of costumes*hmmmm are you sure about that
>>34891364You think every person is the same one because they type sorta the same but not really
>>34891365No
>>34888904Do people m/f notice side profiles? Some people can be like a 8/10 from the front and a 4/10 from the side. It's crazy. What do you think about it?
>>34891372M that's me, thanks recessed chin and overbite
>>34891372Don’t worry you’re 4/10 from the front too
i am hearing maybe 5% less from one of my ears since the past couple of days. what could be the possible reasons? is it something serious. it's annoying as fuck man
>>34891377ywnbaw
>>34891379earwax
>>34891379cum
>>34891372my ex was like this, I didn't notice at first because she was very sneeky about it, but after a while I did and then I got the ick, eventually I got over it because she gave good head, but then I got bored of her nagging
how do I become more approachable?I'm severely anti social and always angry, most people drive me up the fucking wall.My shrink says I might have a personality disorder, but this shit manifested only in the last year. I literally have to pretend to like people and be normal.
state sex what are some things that gross you out in the opposite sexm- seeing women soak up attention from guys and then expecting to get it from me alternatively, seeing them doing anything to try and make me jealous i bail from these situations very fast
>>34891385Rip loud, smelly farts around other people. It breaks the tension and makes you seem more relatable.
i asked chatgpt what to eat to make my farts as smelly and voluminous as possible and it's everything i already eat a lot of
>>34891380Huh
Someone tell monster to chill
>>34891386MI immediately get the ick when a girl who I consider in my league (borderline ugly), starts simping for some Chad, who already has a whole crowd of 7/10s - 9/10s simping after him, i.e. it's not like he would even use her as a cumdumpster out of boredom. If I see that I just get the ick, even if she starts simping after me later on.
>>34891392lol wtf
My cousins both scored good wives so now I feel like I need to one up them.First cousin: wife is a head taller then him, natural blond, pale skin, thin athletic perfect figure, 11/10 long thick hair, also a PhD, however she's a bit of a butter face.Second cousin: wife is a red head, angelic face, a bit chubby but elegant. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?
>>34891397Get a black wife so they look a little racist in comparison.
>>34891397Every time I meet a second cousin it seems like she wants to bang me, it's weird.
>>34891386 seeing a girl beg and clammer for a dude who has been publicly doing her wrong for a whileeee
(F) finally lost my virginity except he could barely stay hard. we tried several more times without success.. he was 50-75% hard at most. i still feel like a virgin because i didn't feel a single moment of pleasure, and i was faking to not kill the vibe and make him more nervous. that didn't work. he was able to stay fully hard during oral and cum which made me feel kind of cheated. the whole ordeal made me feel very insecure, ugly, and like i was doing everything wrong. i honestly want to just find someone random to hook up with so i can experience proper sex but im very awkward/timid and don't know if i can handle it without freaking out. just venting i guess but does anyone have tips when it comes to finding someone to hook up with? any male perspectives on this whole thing? im a college student so there are a lot of men around me. i dont have any friends because im a transfer and in my 3rd year, so people already have established friend groups. should i just use the apps? also, im 25. i feel so pathetic omg
>>34891277Probably. I do okay on dates from apps and get laid from them but I suck at chatting up a girl IRL. I could just make some small talk and judge her reaction.
>>34891386FGuys that tell me about their combat sport. The most insecure guys I’ve ever interacted with
>>34891386M - women
>>34891406A friend wanted me to do jiu-jitsu with his gf. Did he want us to bang? Seemed sus and she was a ho.
>>34891402Wya I'll help you out
>>34891386MGirls(male) that tell me about being a dancer and a goth. The most insecure girls(male) I’ve ever interacted with
>>34891406M, but same, combat sports give me the ick. There's basically only two kinds that go into that shit:1. meat heads (even girls can be meatheads) 2. people who were bullied and couldn't stand up for themselves
>>34890835There's a person online I avoid talking about personal stuff or difficult conversations, they mostly drama dump or talk about their problems out of the blue, I don't want to b compromised into it but at the same time I want to help them or at least make them feel better so we can go back to talking about hobbiesHow do I do that?
>>34891415You are so whiny
>>34891386Mbeing outwardly sluttybritish slag behaviorthe ''wholesome chungus'' personality
>>34891416faggot
>>34891416We can can bond over not liking people
why would i bond with a troon?
>>34891402It's got nothing to do with your appearance, anon. Guys have a refractory period after they cum where getting fully hard, or even hard at all, is difficult. For some guys that can be under a minute, for others it can be 24 hours. So, if he came from oral, he was probably stuck in said period during the follow-up penetration.Sorry that your first time was less than you wanted it tot be, but please don't do something reckless!
>>34891434i can go back to back to back same session
>>34891434Everyone listen! The NEET 30s virgin wants to give you advice!
When will AI be at the point where I can have a catgirl show up to my house every sunday evening and give me an irl cranial nerve exam, skin care routine, and massage for 200 bucks?
>>34891433So obsessed, why did you get so triggered that a woman is here
>>34891439nta troons aren't women
>>34891440Yeah, but you’re the only one imagining they have a cock.
>>34891435Well yeah, like I said, every guy has a different refractory time. It tends to get longer with age.
>>34891440Why aren't they?
>>34891441nta but an Eunuch is not a woman.
>>34891445because you're mentally ill fags are going back to the asylums soon
japanese goth stardew melty
>>34891402>any male perspectives on this whole thing?Yes, chill the fuck out and maybe consider that he is equally as insecure and awkward as you. Guaranteed that hes feeling the pressure to perform you put on him , and thtas a guaranteed boner killer. That said, you didn't mention him fingering you/eating you out or any kind of extended foreplay which is very helpful in situations like this.
>>34891446Everyone is anything except a woman so you can cope
>>34891450Who is melty?
>>34891448I'm not trans, but some girls have penises. They have existed throughout history. Why are you seething about them?
>>34891460>but some girls have penises. They have existed throughout historyThats Hermaphrodites or "intersex" people in fag speech, who are not girls but entirely their own thing. As they are the result of a rare chromosomal disorder and generally sterile, they do not have significant relevance to society.
>>34891460He wants everyone to be trans and he really want them to have cocks
>>34891466A racist cock hungry anon lol
Is it possible to turn a man on when giving him a foot massage?Hypothetically speaking, what should the woman rubbing his feet do?
>>34891464Only because technology wasn't advanced enough, they still existed. Now men can look like real girls and some of them even look better than real girls.
>>34891473They like anything you do to them, look up a video on massages if you are interested.
>>34891386MWomen who feel entitled to my time 24/7, get too comfortable and start farting etc. constantly, playing games to make me jealousClingy and immature women are the ick
Fuck Romanian communists and neomarxists
>>34891473>scratch the itchy spots between my toes>scrape the cheesy powder from under my thick toe nails
>>34891481If you insist*unzips*
>>34891482I usually clean his feet with a hot washcloth first.
>>34891464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kg71EcOB6Y
>>34891481because of the play button I thought she was wearing a ball gag.Also I don't know who this is.
>>34891484A hot washcloth aint gonna fix this athletes foot, pookie.
>>34891486>>34891483Just a stupid bitch who wants to steal money for her Marxist projects of BS
just realised i've never received a compliment on my face as a guy (i dont count mom's compliments) is it normal or am i that ugly? i kinda look like michele morrone seriously not that handsome but similar
>>34891475>they still existedThey still exist today since not all of them are down with having parts of their genitals amputated, AGP freak.>Now men can look like real girlsNo troon has ever passed lol
>>34891492Why are you brown
>>34891495i'm persian so yes im brown. why are u so proud of being white
ugly femanons, how is life? how do guys treat you? how is your dating life? have you accepted your ugly face or are you actively trying everything to become conventioally attractive
>>34891492Thats normal. I have an unusually good face and I don't hear it often.>>34891499Because most browns like pajeets or fat beaners are incredibly ugly from a White perspective. Doesn't really apply to Persians
>>34891502I know that people like to meme that women have the easiest lives, and for a lot of women that's probably sort of true at least in some ways. But my life as an ugly femanon makes me feel worse than dirt
>>34891499Is your mom brown too
>>34891505Well come on vent
>>34891494>No troon has ever passed lolPeople still think pic related is a girl and include her in the hot Nordic women pics. You are wrong.
>>34891509>angles and filters Online doesn't count you delusional moron.
>>34891506yes ofcourse. both parents brown>>34891503you're acting like all whites are supermodels cmon bro
>>34891505i dont, my beautiful femanon. you see despite my redpilled, torn down by life exterior, i am still a good man deep down. you can vent here if u want, i am all ears
>>34891514I don't know where you live, but if you're in an area that has been affected by jeeting then yes, Whites look like supermodels in comparison. But as said, Persians are also a good looking people so I don't get your problem.
>>34891514I am white and I do look like a supermodel though be it
There are passoids all around us, most women out in public have penises.
>Try to be friendly with a new hire>Come across as dismissive or patronizing anywayI hate my 'tism.
>>34891518gender? height?
>>34891525>muh tismoYou're not autistic, you're just a social cripple and should work on that instead of blaming a fashionable meme diagnosis. Even the lady who invented the Autism Spectrum recently came out to say that its overdiagnosed to all hell , lacking objective diagnostic criteria and basically complete bullshit.
>>34891528Male sorry to say
>>34891537Calm yourself and learn to separate someone using the word jokingly and someone actually self-diagnosing and blaming that.
>Have to go to work tomorrow>feel rageWhat should I do with this aggression?
>>34891505Well NTA but at least your boyfriend appreciates you and doesn't care that you're not the prettiest.
>>34891554That's what a wife is for.
>>34891564You send her to cover for you?
wake up
>>34891481I thought you were meming but this is an unironic communist. She should've just joined PSD, that's the real successor of the communist party.
Golly I sure enjoy alcohol
>>34891565No, you give her a good talking to.
another day in the books; leeching energy as a small dicked dysgenic subhuman cretin what was your day like atogies
>>34891575Work. Gonna plap a fleshlight later, looking forward to that.
There's a very cute girl taking the same course as me.
>>34891576riveting friday
atoga femanons, would you rather be ugly with a hot chad bf or hot with a ugly loving bf?
>meet girl>hit it off well>ask her out she says sure but she has an important exam coming up so it has to be after that (3 weeks from now) because she's changing jobsis it over? or should I just wait for her. she already decided what place we will go to, which gives me hope, but 3 weeks is such a long time
>>34891582wait it out, be casual dont be needy. if she brings up the date after 3 weeks she is into it, if not, it's over
women, is your bedroom soundproofed enough to contain the plaps?
>>34891576are you the type to thrust into those while on a bed or the type to move it up and down with your hand? does it vibrate? Does it have a heating function? Do you go at til you cum inside it while looking at porn or do you use your imagination? do you try to match your thrust/hip motion with what's on screen or ust go instintive? I'm not a pervert I'm just curious I'd ask the same questions to a woman with a dildo, like if it were a stationary one you could put on a survive or a strap on you could say put on stuffed plush to have a body to go with it.
>>34891583So no way to know except by waitingshamethanks though
>>34891586Idk if this is moid or foid hands 2bh
>>34891588Doesn't matter.>>34891586Mostly jacking off, sometimes I thrust but I don't have a place to mount it and I don't like thrusting while laid on my back.No.No.I don't watch porn, only pics I have of exes or imagination. Maybe softcore images. But I nut inside it.Not applicable since no mainstream porn, but I don't think I would be able to because I wouldn't handle porn-tier jackhammering without nutting
>>34891590Nta I'd hold mine in place on the mattress while fucking it
>>34891591I could try, but if I cannot go hands-free then I don't see the point. I can't trick my brain into thinking I'm fucking someone.Maybe if I had one of those silicone asses it's be different.
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
>>34891592Do you not grab your partner when you're fucking her. Thrusting with your hips feels like a way better motion than jacking it anyways
What is wrong with Dubai
>>34891596I do, but my sex partners don't tend to be 10 cm in diameter and made of plastic. So if I had something that feels more real, like a full ass, then it's be more enticing. As it stands I just prefer to be still and jack off with it.
>>34891599Dubai "chocolate"Yes we still know what it actually means. Suck it sheikbois
>>34891601Is dey culcha ytboi!
>>34891603Femanon later today
How come the girl I like can't find 30 seconds in a day to text me whilst I can easily find the time to shitpost for 16 hours
>>34891609You know why
What sex toy should i buy to stuff with my 8 inch penis? I just want to pound on to something without something nagging my ears off
>>34891609I'll never understand why people get their panties in a knot over muh texts. Its not even legit communication, and I hate giving others the impression that I'm available at the push of a button so texting is always my lowest priority unless its something actually important
tall hung moids
>>34891615bait
>>34891613That's what moid hands are for. Respectfully covering the mouth of a consenting partner who trusts that you're not going to hurt her more than she likes and has agreed to when you just want her to shut up.
>>34891585No. But luckily everyone who hears it is into it.
>>34891613find a submissive size queen then who actually enjoys it
>>34891620>Respectfully covering the mouth of a consenting partner who trusts that you're not going to hurt her more than she likes and has agreed to when you just want her to shut up.Speaking as a virgin, how do you even get into this stuff? Doing it out of the blue is apaprently not a thing, and speaking about it beforehand in detail feels as if it will kill the vibe and just make it seem performative.
>>34891624Honest and frank communication isn't always sexy, you're right. But it's the foundation of getting to have fun, spontaneous sex with the peace of mind that you know how far you're both willing to go and what to do if you're not feeling it at the moment or otherwise want to stop the rough stuff. That confidence that everything is definitely okay and that you know the person you're with is on the same page lets you get so much more into it. It helps if you've already been physical for a while so there's no need to dance around the language of it all and just say you want what you want.
>fell for the shaving meme>fell for the grow your hair out meme>just look like Jeff Daniels from Dumb and DumberIt's over
>>34891397I see why you don’t have one, you aren’t utilizing your spite but instead are clueless on how to get women
>>34891629Nigga "styling and taking care of it" was implied too
This quantum shit confusing
>>34891626Thats pretty in tune what a Chad friend of mine told me1. If you're unable to simply say what you want to do with her, its probably not going to happen2. Announce what you're about to do because its less gay than timidly asking, and can still be denied by the woman in the same way if she doesn't want to3.Really rough stuff is best kept for when you konw each other so well that you have no need for a safewordBasically that its all about knowing a woman and knowing how to read her to not cross any boundaries or do something genuinely unpleasant. Don't know if that tracks, perhaps a Femanon can weigh in.
>>34891634I try but even with shampoo, conditioner, and combing it looks chopped
how does one know if they're just awkward or it's neurodivergence/autism?
>>34891642depends on the severity
Sex. Sex with women.
>>34891599>What is wrong with DubaiIt's a Potemkin village, built by slave labor and full of corruption and human trafficking. It's like Monaco for Arabs, but worse because it's entirely artificial and doesn't have the rich history.
>>34891643i mean i can read social cues, i understand when someone is annoyed by me or wants to/doesnt want to talk and stuff but i often run out of things to say. I dont have that natural flow in conversation whatever it's called that normal people have
>>34891640It's close enough. Just a few things I disagree with. Asking isn't being timid. Asking "alright?" after saying what you want to do isn't going to change much, but it gives everyone a beat to stop and answer.>when you konw each other so well that you have no need for a safewordThat's not how it works. A safeword is an emergency button, it will always be important because there could always be some sort of emergency. Not just not liking what's going on, but hurting yourself, pulling a muscle, feeling sick, whatever. It's just another thing that gives some peace of mind in any scenario.
>>34891642I’d say if you can make eye contact with strangers and read their body language and other unspoken social cues when you have to that you probably don’t have autism, at least.
>>34891646you can work around that weakness by memorizing certain topics you can easily expand from
>>34891648i thought the same but i am not "normal" idk how to say it. sometimes i do say weird shit without meaning it and i can tell the other person is like "this guy is a weido">>34891650can you explain?
>>34891653I dont know how "normal" people do it but when I go out with a girl I have like 10-15 questions memorized that I know will lead to good conversation that I can use when I dont know what to saycertain topics you know a lot about are best for this
why would she go on looooong dates with me, where she genuinely seemed to enjoy herself, only to take 3 days to reply to a simple text? the fuck is wrong with her
>>34891656Maybe she was just really nervous and wanted to think of the perfect reply
>>34891641You also need to get a haircut. If you just grow it out it will look like shit
>>34891642F, I am autistic and being socially awkward means you can at least. get along with neurotypical people, autism limits that so greatly
>>34891653Frankly, you’re probably just a bit undersocialized
>>34891642If you get better with practice
>>34891659maybe, but she's a good conversationalist so I dont think she's like that. I think she just doesnt give a fuck about me but somehow does enjoy spending time with me
>>34891665Go with your gut instead of ignoring this gut feeling for months
>>34891663i most certainly am. my parents were a neurotic mess who heavily sheltered me during my childhood. for past 6 years now i'm trying to undo the damage they did to my personality >>34891661i wont say i get along with most people lol, it depends on the person>>34891654i've done that before actually but i want my convo to feel normal and not rehearsed >>34891664and that means?
>>34891668>i most certainly am.I can relate heavily to you man. The fact that you don’t want to rehearse conversations is pretty solid proof that you’re just awkward, not autistic.When I found myself in your shoes, I got a lot out of taking day trips or vacations to new places and surprising myself with how much more socially capable I am when I’m not constantly being reminded of my shitty childhood.
>>34891668The question to really differentiate it is if you meet both categories of criteria. both communication and interests
How do I get a gf who's into lolita fashion?
Femanons, you're four years into post-partum psychosis, your kid won't shut the fuck up about being hungry and you just want to go party with your friends already. What method are you using to unalive him?
>>34891668>i wont say i get along with most people lol, it depends on the personthats normal, no one gets along with absolutely everyone.>my parents were a neurotic mess who heavily sheltered me during my childhoodHonestly all you need is probably exposure therapy aka being among people as much as possible and trying to interact with them.
>>34891675This whole Clancy shit isn't much of a topic where I live, butI've been enjoying the memes. Though the number of good memes about it is disppointingly low, perhaps because its more of xitterfag topic.
>>34891674Have a sister who is into that stuff and invites her flock of Lolitas home
Nobody warns you that japanese girls are slow texters. Ive had several japanese gfs and they still take days to respond. its just normal for them, even if they do like youcan the female hivemind change this? or is the japanese female hivemind to difficult to access for /atoga/ foids?
>>34891687ive had Japanese friends and it checks out. it caused me to lose interest in them because it kills momentum
Why do women get their own hivemind whilst guys don't?
>>34891675He'd have been aborted the moment I found out he was a he. I'm not bringing another rapist into this world.
Women, do you really interpret it as low interest if a guy doesn't text a lot or often and takes a long time to respond?
>>34891691>casually admitting to being such a bad mom you could only raise rapiststelling
>>34891670>When I found myself in your shoes, I got a lot out of taking day trips or vacations to new places and surprising myself with how much more socially capable I am when I’m not constantly being reminded of my shitty childhood.this is me 100%. if i am out with my parents, i become very awkward and anxious. but if i am with my friends i become social and charismatic lol>>34891677>Honestly all you need is probably exposure therapy aka being among people as much as possible and trying to interact with them.you're spot on. however it's hard since i have a very small social circle and i didnt make a lot of friends growing up
>>34891692Depends on the context. I'm fine with conversations dying, but if he is slow to respond when I'm trying to get together with him somewhere, I'm assuming he just isn't into the idea.
>>34891690Probably the same reason women are more median heavy on the normal distribution than men. Maybe that’s because of brain chemistry or some spiritual, unconscious thing, but they are more inclined to higher similarity.
How was your week? What did you do
>>34891698It was busy. Did a ton of work professionally and at home. I'm tired.
>>34891697Yeah thats right actually
>>34891698Worked, went home, talked a lot with a girl, got a girlfriend.My package from Jerry's Artarama came in yesterday, so I'm going to try out painting with gouache this weekend.How was yours?
>>34888904I do not understand why so many women choose to reject femininity.
>>34891710Specify femininity.
>>34891699>and at homeWhat kind of work? Maybe you can rest this weekend>>34891706>so I'm going to try out painting with gouache this weekend.Post when finished. Water colors are cool. What will you paint first? Congrats on the gfMy week was mid
I wish a cute girl asked me out and made me feel loved :3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3giaIzONA
>>34891714A lot of gardening and organizing. Yeh, this long weekend should be pretty restful.
>>34891714Hopefully the weekend's at least just as mid.Someone posted this photo in gioyc that I thought would make a good painting. >>34888991
>>34891675>Femanons, you're four years into post-partum psychosis, your kid won't shut the fuck up about being hungry and you just want to go party with your friends already. What method are you using to unalive him?I wouldn't have psychosis and I'd probably get help from my mother and I'd seek a psychiatrist for electro convulsion therapy so I wouldn't hurt my hypothetical child, and I probably wouldn't be able to have a kid in the first place. I don't care for parties. If you're still on the subject of the Lindsay Clancy case, she is guilty and she deserves to be put in jail for the rest of her life.
>>34891710Women love femininity when it benefits them like deferring any hard work to a man. But when it comes to decisions surrounding that work they want their voice to be equally important. It's why a woman can personally chose to be a stay at home wife of her own free volition, but when the divorce rape trial comes around then she's entitled to her half of the money because she sacrificed so much of her autonomy by being the delicate helpless feminine doll that he wanted her to be :(
>grow up in all female household of mentally ill women, get assigned as replacement dad from a young age>consequentially have to suppress all of my feelings to fulfill the role and no room to develop my own person >literally unable to feel, I just get angry instead whenever I feel anything and manage the rest with addictions and other coping behaviours>literally just seething and coping>getting rejected by women just makes me angry which inevitably turns into self hatred which is why I avoided women and any risk of rejection all my life So yeah I got over it and got to talking to a qt at a part who used every excuse to hug , touch and rub up on me. Well, after I tried kissing her it turns out she has a bf and was just in a flirty mood.I feel disappointed and a little bit sad, but bnot that bad overall. So this is the normal human experience, what both genders feel inevitably at one point in their lives?
Why do women fake orgasms and how can i tell?
>>34891738I've never faked one outside of jokes. I assume it's to make sex end sooner or to make the guy feel better about his performance. I don't think there's any way to tell unless you already know your gf well and can judge her reactions based on your experiences together.
Who knew a girl with a cute name like Penny could be such an annoying bitch
>>34891743Its just my gf says shes cumming like 7 times every time we have sex.. But we still have sex close to every single day 4 years in so i guess she obviously doesnt hate it
>>34891749Some women pop easier than others, it's just how different people work. Especially if you've been together a while, you eventually figure out exactly what works best and that makes the sex steady and fun, which is what builds up an orgasm.Seven times is crazy, though. When my guy gets me off more than twice I'm already sent to a different world.
>>34891749Thats nuts. I’m a guy, but I can tell when a woman is cumming because of what her pelvic muscles and her face are doing. Usually crazy shit. Crazy noises too.She probably isn’t lying to you if you’re regularly having sex.
Is there nail polish that will feel rough if I suck on her nails?
Women what the fuck does "toxic" even mean at this pointI hear my lady friends going on and on with this fucking word like it means anything and nothing
>>34891759>tfw have to bury my face in my pillow to avoid my bf judging me for weird faces and sounds
>>34891760With a proper final layer, no nails should have a texture that'd catch on anything. Assuming they aren't adding any accessories afterwards.>>34891761It usually means something that has the propensity to cause something negative and spread to other things. In the context of behavior, I think people use it to mean someone or a behavior that ends up spreading negative feelings or reactions through to the people around them.
>>34891761Unhealthy habits. It’s common
>>34891762At least you probably don’t sound like Togepi.https://youtu.be/qYNWjXecin4
>>34891698Very relaxing, spent the entire week playing ds3.
>>34891692Generally yes
>>34891585No, but my girlfriends are going to watch anyway so doesn’t really matter
>>34891780Gyatt DAMN
>>34891766Hm, maybe I sometimes would want it to be a bit rough...
>>34891780just watch?
>>34891767Like dabbing? But it looks so cool.
>>34891785Bejewel that shit then, it's easy.
>>34891788Mostly
>>34891789finally someone who enjoys dabbing other than me, in /atoga/ based fellow dab enjoyer
>>34891790First have to get a gf who would want me to do that with her.
>>34891791+1 to everyone's body count at once!
Women how would you be seduced
>>34891795Sharing is caring
>>34891799Pretty much just catch me at a low point, compliment bomb me, tell me what I want to hear about our future together, then fuck me really good.
>>34891803Those first three parts sounds a bit miserable.
>catch me at a moment when I am single, heightbomb me the right way, do some more of the right things, then fuck me really good as the best applicant
>>34891803Wow, that's sad and relatable all at the same time.
My failures with women could make for decent sitcom materialExcept I fail so much that it would become depressing at some point
>>34891803Hm, but how am I supposed to "catch" you at your low point
>>34891803>just catch me at a low point, compliment bomb me, tell me what I want to hear about our future togetherDoing all that for a crumb of pussy feels really pathetic as a guy
Be in her phone on standby and pray that you get "lucky" some day.
>>34891804>>34891809That's the only way I can imagine being "seduced". I usually have to slowly warm up to people I've just met.>>34891811Get lucky, I guess. Or be friends with my friends and hear about a rough time I'm going through or something.
called it.
>>34891812Seducing a stranger is pathetic. Just get to know someone for real without the explicit intention of getting a relationship based on sex.
>>34891799>Women how would you be seducedI hate how susceptible I am to negging. Especially by women.
My horoscope is encouraging me to ask her out.State Gender, what does your horoscope say today?(I’m using co-star, feel free to use a generic horoscope reader)
>>34891817Do you also like when men wear your dads signature cologne
>>34891818You got me to reinstall this last week. Did you know they’re all randomly generated and that the app’s founders don’t believe in astrology?
How do I know if I'm actually my girlfriends first choice and not just the guy she settled for? How do I know if she respects me?
I’m swarthy and I’m proud
>>34891816>just get friendzoned broYou would be a 40yo virgin if you were a man instead of a female.
>>34891824>randomly generated bullshitDuh, how else are you supposed to make an astrology app.>doesn’t believe in itSome of the most thought provoking and genuine advice we get in these threads come from shitposters
>>34891827I did what she said and I have a girlfriend now who really wants to fuck me :)
Women do opposites attract?Can this virgin fucking unattractive loser with no prospects in life other than a stable job, this unfunny fat bastard with very few social skills outside of talking to his female friend every now and then and some coworkers, and weak as fuck to all sorts of substances, be a good match for a really funny almost comedian woman that is surrounded by men who want to enter her but somehow single and "afraid of ending up old and alone", completely outgoing and charismatic and not unattractive?Does this change if a part of her body has been inside my throat before?
>>34891825>How do I know if she respects me?When did you first fuck after first meeting each other?
>>34891828I just thought it was funny and worth mentioning. I figured we were already on the same page.
>>34891827I feel sorry for men who think the way you do. Idk if it's because you've been trying and feel like it's not worth it to pursue a real relationship, if you've just been living in an internet echo chamber, or what, but it sucks.
>>34891816Having sex with strangers because you're into each other is hot as fuck, and sex is a great foundation for any relationship as long as its not the only thing. "Seducing" is ultimate cringe, either someone is into you or not. If you have to jester around for a woman to like you, the best you're getting is some mid sex with a girl who isn't really into you. Unless you're just jestering for the fun of it and she genuinely likes it, that is.
>>34891818>what does your horoscope say today?Nothing.M
>>34891834Hes not wrong though, if you show zero sexual interest in a woman and act as if you're gay around her thats how she will percieve you. Your type shouldn't give advice and just stfu, "freindship first" only works for guys who know how to be sexual when the moment calls for it.
>>34891830No
>>34891814>friends with my friends and hear about a rough timeCan confirm this works on women. It is how I got with my ex. She told a friend about her recent break up. I came in to comfort and love bomb. >slowly warm up to people I've just metThis only works if you can interest a guy long enough to care about you while you are cold and distant. Which is low but not zero.
>>34891799Be really nice, caring, calm and positive
>>34891840>recent breakup>lovebombwas she still crying while you were feeling her up er what?
>>34891835I think we agree. When someone comes at a relationship with the idea of seducing someone, clearly they're not interested in having any sort of relationship besides a sexual one based on manipulation to some degree.>>34891838>if you show zero sexual interest in a woman and act as if you're gayI didn't say to do either of those things. Just approach the fucking relationship like a woman is a person and not just the target of your seduction techniques. Engage in physical contact and find things to do together based on a foundation of enjoying the fucking company.
>>34891818Not sure what to make of this, as it doesn't feel remotely applicable to my current situation.>>34891819Yeah, why?
>>34891830>Women do opposites attract?For the right person, it does. Opposites can compliment one another, especially when you've got two strong personality types together. They balance each other. For some, it takes away and mutes them.
>>34891847>and not just the target of your seduction techniquesWho said any of that, retard? Stop projecting your own ideas of what men are like who want to approach bitches, dumb cunt.
>>34891849That is literally not true, basic psychology and research. What you are thinking of is movie/tv romance
>>34891852Read the OP of the conversation, stupid. It's about how to seduce someone and how it's not worth the effort to seduce someone since all you get out of it is a "crumb of pussy". No amount of advice ITT will make an asshole like you happy, though. You wear the shitstank of your personality on your sleeve.
>>34891842Ok and at what point does that make your pussy tingle vs ending up in the friendzone
>>34891845No because this is real life.So reality was she was pissed that I was brining things up she told her friends.But her interest was peaked. So it just took time and energy after that. It eventually worked. Most people wouldn't be willing to do what I did. However, I lost my virginity so there was some upside on my part.
>>34891266>>34891270Knives was best girl and was too good for Scott.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_hyxU-Gccsomeone get BV on the phone because >ITis up
>>34891856Intention. Not sure what you are asking
>>34891854Holy shit, you're a moron. When men see a cute random bitch, they start imagining what it's like to have her as a gf or take her on a date, not just sex the way you said it. If men only wanted sex, they would all fuck escorts, but they don't because it's an empty experience. Men want love first, probably more than females since men are the ones always doing romantic things and it's never vice versa.Just fuck off, you retard. You're too stupid to have this discussion, or maybe Chad's cum has given you brain damage.
>>34891864Haha nope
>>34891864You are a massive faggot. The conversation was about seduction. Not imagination, not dating.Seeing you so confidently start yelling about Chad and spitting misogyny like a fucking internet-broken retard really highlights to others how dumb that whole spiel somes across as. Men like you at least make all the other guys look good by comparison.
>>34891866Obviously sex/wanting to fuck her is a part of it, that's how any attraction works. I think she's just being obtuse on purpose while having a double digit body count.
>>34891869Ok incel
>>34891869This guy is a fucking joke.
>>34891848>"I'm catholic">violates canon law every day with "her wife" and with astrological chartsWhat did she mean by this?
>>34891864You know they're on the money when they start busting out "females" and "Chad." Can't think of a bigger seal of quality on an opinion!
>>34891871Not an incel. Enjoy being her friend for years while she fucks other guys lol
>>34891874Aren't you a virgin?
>>34891874Exactly. They make it about "men" vs "females" like they're different fucking species. Not the mention the personal attacks he has to include at the end of every response.
>>34891875NTA, but saying "enjoy being her friend for years" like a long lasting platonic friendship is a bad thing to have makes you look extra stupid, right after you just went on an incel tirade about how men think and care more about love first than "females".
>>34891875Oh I’m nta, just pointing out the obvious
>>34891832Fair, I feel I may have come off a little defensive It’s like a lateral move from that OF bomb that was dropped yesterday about where their funds go>>34891836Boo, you whore>>34891848Well I hope your life is going well regardless
>>34891848>Yeah, why?This has to be a leap or bait but I’m gonna bite anyways.You’re literally the perfect prey for PUA’s and that’s funny as fuck
>>34891713Wearing cute outfits and not tomboy clothing
>>34891879Men and females are very different with different lives. Exhibanon is a self-proclaimed shut in without a job in his 30s. All his talking points on life and relationships come from reddit. You really are stupid.>>34891884It is bad if it's one sided and in most cases like that, it's always the man getting taken advantage of because the female knows she can use him easily with the false hope of a relationship always hanging in the air.
>>34891889Nta and no one asked but I’m gonna let my thoughts fly anywaysStuds are technically tomboys but they are a different breed. It’s like wolves and chihuahuas being in the same family. Mind boggling.
>>34891879Just goes to show that he really doesn't view them as human. And then he wonders why they hate him!
>>34891075I'm not a woman
>>34891889This nigga so fly she could get a hoe pregnant
>>34891896You are now
>>34891891>It is bad if it'sYou are inventing shit to piss and whine about. Nobody said anything about the scenarios you're making up. The conversation was about how seduction isn't worth the effort, and it's better to try to meet women through genuine dating. You are the spewing garbage about Chad and body counts and saying that friendships can't be friendships because your incel circlejerk says so. Look in the fucking mirror, you're looking this pathetic on 4chan, imagine how bad you must seem to others in person.
she always texts me first :)
>>34891899but I don't want to
>>34891905You answered a question directly aimed at women, you chose this path yourself
>>34891853>That is literally not true, basic psychology and research.Yeah, if you stay opposites. But relationships are about compromise, otherwise what's the point? You're not growing. What's important are shared values, not having the exact same interests, lived experiences, and friends.Plus, I don't know if you've ever met someone just like yourself, but it gets really fucking annoying. I'd much prefer someone who challenges me and helps me change for the better than someone who enables all of my worst qualities.>>34891873>What did she mean by this?Try to have fun.>>34891888>You’re literally the perfect prey for PUA’s and that’s funny as fuckHow would they know my dad's cologne?
>>34891905You don't want an easy life?
>>34891887
>>34891904You oughta consider texting her first sometimes before she starts resenting you for it, just a little advice for the advice board
>>34891907oops that was a mistake, I was very tired last night>>34891909I don't want to be a woman I want to be inside one
>>34891912I've done it a few times too, but I should do it more often, she wakes up earlier than me
>>34891912I tried that, but he didn't want to ever even stick around so why would I keep on?
>>34891910I see boogie2988 has lost some weight
she probably doesn't fuck him
>>34891908>how would they knowSome Barnum style guesses, they would target your general demographic and then from that extrapolate what kind of fragrances your dad was likely to wear
need anemic gf
GenderOptimus or Megatron
>>34891642If you're able to explain why something you did is awkward, you're just awkward, not autistic
>>34891936for the longest time I thought his name was negatron because megatron just sounds stupid
>>34891918shes neither fat nor ugly and doesn't seem like the gold digger "trophy wife" archetype either. Whats her secret?Mental illness?
>>34891942another fat fetishist
>>34891936MOptimus Prime is the better guy, but Megatron is cooler. Nearly all of the Decepticons are cooler than the Autobots.Galvatron is also much cooler than Rodimus Prime.
>>34891944nah she looks way too depressed for that. One must imagine a fat liker happy.Although the fact that the resident fat chaser tends to be rather upbeat probably warped my imagination
>>34891887>It’s like a lateral move from that OF bomb that was dropped yesterday about where their funds golol yeah. I can’t quite remember when I learned that, sometime in 2024 I think.Seems too on the nose to be true, but it is. Pornhub is also owned by a rabbi.
>>34891948you dont get a fat kink by having a happy life also the resident fat chaser is always talking about being depressed
>>34891953She’s been a bit happier lately but her life has been hard
>>34891953well, maybe I only read the posts where she tries to pick up the tubbo of her dreams. I do wonder what causes a fat fetish.
>>34891936Megaton sounds cooler>>34891918How is bro still pulling...>>34891830>do opposites attractNAG but as a very shy, introverted moid, most girls who show interest in me are the complete opposite >>34891642I mean you can get diagnosed by a psych if you have the money. I got diagnosed ADHD when I was having issues in my personal life. If you are really struggling then speak to someone, else... eh who cares, tis a spectrum at the end of the day
Female legs are the best>Ask The Opposite Gender AnythingWomen, do you agree?
>>34891569Don't enjoy it too much...>>34891698It was good thanks, met my new students who are lovely, spent time with the f a m, and not much else besides lel, but at least it's the weekend...(Currently taking a dump but need to shower)>>34891295M, she seems awesome lol
>>34891949>rabbiLike a legitimate rabbi? That teaches in their synagogues or whatever the Jews have?
>>34891162It didn't for me personally but it might well do for youI realised that I'm lazy with stuff I don't care about, but hyperfocus on stuff I do. So try that...
>>34891295the faces she makes activate my neurons
>>34891962Went to rabbinical school but doesn’t practice as a rabbi currently from what I understand. Still a religious Jew, at least; he’s wearing a yarmulke in all of his photos.
>>34891942>Mental illness?Yes, she has been abused in the past.
>>34891967That’s funny as fuck
>>34891284A colleague at work this afternoon said I cracked her up and they are often lolling. I don't try to be funny on purpose though, I think I'm just a weird person who's unintentionally funny when I talk about stuff
>>34891959>very shy, introverted moidYou are a deranged drug dealing narcissist, patholocial liar and beat up people for money.
>>34891295Her raccoon eyes do something for me
>>34891284I make (her) laugh so uh maybe
>>34891969It is, I couldn’t believe it.
>>34890859>she smokes cigarettes and sucks cock. a rare breed Bro literally just go to a nightclub>>34890910Yes>>34890914No>>34890931What's stopping you from getting a jerb>>34891971I got sober tho and stopped chatting shit
>>34890820Play some OSRS >>34890838I had to use Macs with my students this afternoon, it was a bit shite lol...Windows nation
>>34891980I would have agreed until 11 came out. It’s so bad
>>34890612So I went. I had a good time. I learned and danced with a bunch of girls. It was kind of interesting which ones wouldn't maintain eye contact. I danced with two female friends and I could *feel* the mutual uninterest we had in each other, but it was still fun. I also think it's weird how some people you dance 'well' with and some you don't and it's seldom obvious which will be which. Most of the attractive women came with guys, but I felt like a number of them were gay. There was also a turbo autist who introduced himself by saying he was autistic and that you should go off his body language rather than his tone lol.I'll probably go back.
>>34891386FThe only time I've been repulsed by the opposite sex in real life was when this guy started having some narc meltdown at me telling me he is completely logical and that his brain works like a computer, would constantly bring up normies and tell about how superior he is to them, asked someone openly if I was retarded with me being right thete.Felt like interacting with an atoga poster.
>>34891985Not your blog, fuck off
>>34891983Yeah Windows 7 was peak. I still prefer modern Windows to macOS though especially for teaching resources>>34891985>probably go backHappy days lol >weird how some people you dance 'well' with and some you don't and it's seldom obvious which will be whichSuch is the fun and mystique of dancing...
>>34891385What personality disorder do they think you have? I'm NOT saying you have it, but knowing which patterns others think they observe in you could help us here.Also any idea why it manifested? Or was it just random?
Okay can someone explain the obsession with BBC goth girls?
>>34891994Men.
>>34891994Psyop
>>34891994Big British [Nicene] christians LOVE gothic [Arian] girls
>>34891698My week was decent. Caught up with friends, went to see the odyssey, and finally started getting medicated for my severe adhd/depression.I was able to get a full day's work done yesterday and it felt like it passed in 5 minutes.
>>34891684That actually sounds fun, what do they do? General age range?
>>34891269That's how you can tell it's a good piece of media. My personal test is that if it's something obnoxiously woke women like and something that incels like, it's probably saying something real. Like fight club.
>>34891386MI have a friend who's under 30 with a PhD, a well-paying job, is like 5'11" and is handsome but was heartbroken by his last ex so badly that 4 years later he still can't commit to dating a girl, so instead he just strings women in every friend group along until they all hate each other because they all think they have a chance when realistically none of them do.I don't like his actions at all, don't get me wrong, but the way women will bend over backwards for him and destroy each other disturbs me. Their capability of being manipulated so easily is weird.
>>34892003Nta but my gut instinct tells me they have tea parties and go to cons and they can range anywhere from fresh out of high school 18yr olds all the way to +45 yr old hags, all in the same flock
>>34891162I took my first dose yesterday. XR 10 mg for reference. I felt I was still getting distracted but the difference was that I *could* focus on the things I wanted to get done, and I got more reward from doing things. Things were generally more enjoyable and I didnt feel depressed.
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
>>34891684I wish my sister hadn't quit ballet around the time I actually could date girls, I had crushes on her friends but they were all like 16-17 and I was 12.
>>34891386MSome women find it so easy to lie to men. It disturbs me, especially when they make excuses about doing it because they consider men to be inherently untrustworthy.Some women are cruel in ways that are unthinkable to me.
>>34892016Every time
>>34892017Ballerinas got fucked up feet
>>34892020
>>34892016Yes, twice.
>>34892021Foot jobs would hurt both parties
>>34892020but they are flat chested and have the best armpits
>>34892027Theyre also assholes tho
>>34892025You know most people have no interest in those, right?
>>34892029Doubtful
>>34892027The flattest of chests. They also sometimes have sexy french or russian accents
>>34892027>best armpitsAlso doubtful but I can’t divert enough brain power to bring up a better example.Maybe swimmers?
>>34892016Yeah but i got over it a month later
>>34891862I don't know who i want dead more. Mystery meat charlie or the blue piggie.
>>34891818I don't do the daily horroscope shit. It's too much.
Pretty sure a MILF followed me around at the store lol it was weird as fuck
>>34892016A married man at my previous job
>>34891586ntaI have a torso sex toy. I move it with both my hands, it does not vibrate (why would it?) and it does not have a heating function. Imagination. Finishing and squeezing its boobs at the same time melts something at the base of my skull and takes out so much stress I think it has noticeably improved my health.
>>34892016>fallen in loveHow would I tell that apart from a crush? I'm not sure I've ever been in love according to /adv/'s strict standards. I don't even know if I'm capable of that.
Don't you guys know that the sex robots will not be your revenge fantasy that you think? They will be a big mirror for all of your insecurities for you to stare into until you kill yourself in shame.
I wish it made a real sound when I cum.Maybe something like water pumping, but more guttural and "thicker".
>>34892072Nigga what.
>>34892016I even fell in love (or maybe never full out?) of love with the same woman three times and I wish it happened not even once.
>>34892073It makes basically no sound when I cum, but I wish it did.
>>34892070>They will be a big mirror for all of your insecurities for you to stare into You should read "Meathouse Man" by George R.R. Martin. It's ironic, because I could see the book resurging in popularity in the next 10 years because the whole story is about how sexbots are exactly that, and he predicted this in the 70s.
>>34891826Post skin color
do i have to go clean shaven? do japanese people hate beards?
>>34892072it makes a little pttht for me
>>34892083I’ve heard they don’t like beards nearly as much as western women do. You will probably be more attractive over there if you’re clean shaven, yes.
>>34892086Negligible, it want it to be fucking industrial.
>>34892092NTA but western women hate beards.
>>34892028that's even better>>34892031>french accenthot>>34892033so you admit you don't know what you are talking about!
>>34891386MDishonesty and cruelty. White trash behavior, like yelling vulgar, yelling at kids, yelling at husbands. Tampons that miss the trashcan- sometimes I don't think they even make the attempt. Makeup stains all over stuff. Hair in drains they never clean. Fat, and not just the superlard obese fat but the "stoner fat" type. The foid clutter of useless junk. I get extra disgusted by early adult women just out of highschool where their free 18-year-old looks and surroundings of immature horny boys and social media has them believing they're the greatest thing ever to walk the earth as they cram fastfood and doordash meals into their face gaining 20 lbs. a year and are going to never drop that unjustified ego as they become dependopotamus on a sucker that copes by reminding himself that she was hot 6 years ago- *in highschool*. When they think its funny to hit or belittle other people. Any foid that ever opens up her camera on herself in public and poses for it.
>>34892070The alternative is loneliness and some faux sense of superiority for no one wanting you. People don't have AI girlfriends and boyfriends to stick it to the opposite gender or to be unrepentant gooners, they do it because they have no real connections to people.
>>34892096>that's even betterThey suck, dont do it
>>34892070lol at youdon't understand the male mind
>>34892100what's the worse that could happen?
>>34890593Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88oxXNtUpJ4
>>34892102Youll get cheated on once she gets bored
>>34892099Best explored in Blade Runner 2049
>>34892020Good thing feet are utterly irrelevant.
>>34891985>I could *feel* the mutual uninterest we had in each otherNow you know why women consider touch a part of flirtingIf you liked it, maybe consider going to dancing events. If its connected to a social circle whre everyone knows everyone it has a much more couples oriented dynamic, at regular events asking girls to dance is great practice because its a low bar to get chatting with women and getting used to "approaching".
>>34892107that's when she dies :3
>>3489200316-17 back then , this is over twenty years ago. Mostly sew their clothes and compare outfits and stuff.Its a very girly hobby , suffice to say.
>>34892119Might as well save urself from catching a case and not bother unless youre also a ballerina imo
mistrial kek
>>34892016I did but now we're dating and I realized that they were the person I should have fallen in love with the whole time, I was just afraid.>>34892069Crushes are things that bloom into love eventually. Imo love develops in routine and familiarity. It's a pattern you reinforce, and something you go out of your way to do even when not compelled by chemicals.
abusive gfs are the best
>>34892132>Crushes are things that bloom into love eventually. Imo love develops in routine and familiarity.How would that even happen with the wrong person?
>>34892126That juror is probably trying to get tiktok famous and they'd be breaking more laws.
>limit reachedGood, I don't want to see your cringe images
Do you think the ne t step in evolution is to have rotating piss jars that act a coolant for your augmented reality headset as you walk?
>>34892140I think we'd invent a piss cycling system we add water to in order to never have to drink water. Just GI tube to catheter.
>>34892134nta but it’s easy to confuse infatuation with love, and some people aren’t honest about who they are, causing others to love someone who doesn’t actually exist
>>34892097>"stoner fat" typeWhat is this
>>34892145Skinny fat, probably
>>34892095only pedos hate beards
>>34892148based
>>34892147Women cant be skinnyfat
>>34892151didn;t you post about this last night? is this a routine for you or are you just doing stealth advertising?
>>34892154ive jerked off to girls who smoke cigarettes nearly every day for the last decade. one of my other favorite e-thots that smoke is jadeyanh. you can find her on twitch.
>>34892148only faggots like beards
>>34892142>it’s easy to confuse infatuation with loveThat's what /adv/ keeps telling me. Which makes me think I've never been "in love" and I'm starting to doubt if I'm capable of it. But that doesn't answer the question.
>>34892148women say that men with beards are basically unkissable.
>>34892152They absolutely can
I remember one girl said she loved me after a week of us talking
>>34892160They can't. They already carry so much body fat and so little muscle mass that in order to have a concerningly high bodyfat percentage she'd already have to be obviously fat anyway
>>34892161Should have hit that insane BPDussy.Creampied that clencher.
>>34892083Yes
What would you do if you had a retarded dorm neighbor that just slammed his room door on purpose, multiple times an hour and that he yelled by himself at night?
Women how retarded are you 1-10
>>34892016Yep, only to realize years later it was grooming
>>34892172I'd break down his door while he wasn't home and install those screen door mechanisms that prevent slamming.
>>34892172Yell at him to shut the fuck up
>>34892169>just get stalked bro
>>34891960Agreed
>>34892169BPD relationships suck. I tried it once and I've found you can deal with it until you can't. And at the end of the day you can also end up acting shitty and become a worse version of yourself. And it's hard to leave.I don't think I'd recommend it if you aren't personality disordered yourself or your person is actively in therapy or meds.
>>34892181>relationshipsAbsolutely nobody was talking about this, get a grip.
Given the recent court proceedings, I find it sad that women unironically support their group, other women, no matter what. Why are you like this? Men wouldn't do it at least in this specific case.
>>34892184I don't understand why you had to respond at all let alone this angrily. I am autistic. Please explain your thought process.
>>34892169Do not. Terrible idea. It is the path of suffering!
>>34892175Hot
>>34892186>I am autistic.Not surprising.
>>34892179I want to be stalked
I need sexual healing
>>34892178I did one night and ever since that day, he has been giving me dirty looks of anger, as if I was the one who pissed him off.He had spent hours calling and yelling on the phone at multiple people, while jumping on his bed, in the midlle of the night.
>>34892196>>34892196>>34892196
>>34892195CumYou'll be healed briefly
>>34892197Complain to the RA.
>>34892194You're gonna get stalked by men who think your butthole is cute
>>34892197Does he have autism
>>34892173less than you/10
>>34892197wow he sounds based as hell. what does he yell about?
>>34892188Okay, pedo
>>34892173>Women how retarded are you 1-10My baseline is probably a 3 or 4, but my situational retardation can hit a good 8.
>>34892203but they haven't seen my butthole, how do they know?
>>348921739 I seem incapable of making good life choices.
>>34892145It's the "I'm just big boned" delusion but with a small twist; she cannot mentally connect her 2 AM munchies and sedentary life with her chunky body shape.
>>34892185You should probably stop being retarded and read the evidence bro.
hey fellow femalesIs it possible for a UTI to be in my kidneys if all I have is side flank pain? On the right side right under my ribs?I don’t have a fever and my pee is normal it was burning a bit a few days ago but now I’m freaking the fuck out that I’m going into sepsis because I didn’t go on antibiotics fast enough
