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Old: >>34934903
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Why dont femcels just get a shy nerdy boyfriend
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>>34937286
No such thing as a femcel dumbass
"Femcels" are just women who can't get the men they want which 100% isn't some faggy nerd loser
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>>34937277
I love flatties
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>>34937277
Is getting fucked by a man a losing position?
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>>34937289
>>34937286
Samefag r9ktard
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State gender
Do you feel awkward moaning during sex?
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Girls, would you be upset if your boyfriend didn't celebrate his birthday and wanted to just treat it like a normal day? Ideally he'd like to not even realize it's his birthday.
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>>34937286
>Why dont femcels just get a shy nerdy boyfriend
Because shy, nerdy men don't want them.
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>>34937286
shy nerdy men never leave their homes. they don't exist in the real world unless you play mmos
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>>34937297
>Do you feel awkward moaning during sex?
M. No. But I don't usually do that except when I'm actually coming.
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>>34937297
M
extremely, I think its a stupid act you have to put on for some reason
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>>34937301
>didn't celebrate his birthday and wanted to just treat it like a normal day?
this is fine.
>Ideally he'd like to not even realize it's his birthday.
huge red flag.
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>>34937301
Not "upset", but his birthday is basically Him Day, and it's sad not to have a day when you celebrate Him.
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>>34937291
funny banners
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>>34937296
Retard, who the fuck samefags in a random general
>>34937305
Au contraire, shy nerdy virgin men are often so desperate they would be with anyone. But women can get anyone so why stoop so low
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>>34937297
Male
Yes but it's been getting better with time, but I also know girls like it when a man is vocal and I really like it myself, nothing like passionate sweaty vocal sex, feels like you just become one.
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>>34937286
femcels dont want shy nerdy boyfriends
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>>34937297
M
What is sex?
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Gender,
do you guys think the world would be a better place if all the world leaders were Asian women?
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>>34937297
M
No, it's important and I lean into it, I also speak to her a lot. Being degrading, but also reassuring.
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>>34937297
F
If I have the wherewithal to feel awkward we're doing something wrong.
>>34937301
Not really? I'd like to get him a treat but it doesn't have to be a birthday coded treat.
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>>34937297
M
I scream cum during sex.
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State gender
Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/ducqq8.mp4
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>>34937311
>huge red flag.
Why?

>>34937312
>it's sad not to have a day when you celebrate Him
You can celebrate him on other days
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>>34937314
>shy nerdy virgin men are often so desperate they would be with anyone.
A boyfriend who is only with you because he's desperate to be with someone, anyone, and he can't find anyone else, isn't really a boyfriend. To be a boyfriend, he has to actually like you on some level.
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>>34937322
No
I hate asian women
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>>34937327
I don't know why girls do this shit, I've noticed it a lot with my mom after growing out of the "parents are perfect examples" phase.
She acts like she will literally explode if she does anything alone to the point she cannot sit down and eat by herself.
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>>34937328
You can celebrate a marriage on other days too, but it's still nice to do something special on your anniversary.
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Is 7' barely enough to tickle her?
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>>34937314
>shy nerdy virgin men are often so desperate they would be with anyone
Exactly. Their interest in me has no value. I could be anyone. Exclusivity builds demand.
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>>34937337
Yes, if your penis doesn't literally tears her in half on contact it's over for you.
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No one has wished me Happy Hispanic Heritage Month. You're all dead to me.

>>34937297
>Do you feel awkward moaning during sex?
I was self-conscious about it with my ex because he said I sounded like a dying goose. My other partners have liked it and I like being vocal. It makes me more relaxed.

>>34937322
>do you guys think the world would be a better place if all the world leaders were Asian women?
Yes, Asians do collectivism better than anyone else. They can be pretty unabashedly racist, tho.

>>34937337
>Is 7' barely enough to tickle her?
7'? You should be worried about stepping on her by accident, you giant bitch.
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>>34937339
I wanna plap you, ESL-chan.
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>>34937337
>Is 7' barely enough to tickle her?
I think 7 feet is probably a bit much for most women.
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>>34937342
Womp womp, femENTJ
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>>34937342
>You're all dead to me.
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I'd call her gringo even though we're both white
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>>34937342
How long are you going to keep up this larp for? We all know it's you from the time you posted the brown girl avatars under the ENTJ name.
Just fuck off, retard. You went from a Navy Seal indian millionaire larp to a brown bodybuilder girl larp, lmao. So fucking pathetic.
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To women
This girl is giving me all the hints in the world and is basically begging for me to ask her out, but she thinks I'm younger than my actual age and that's holding me back a bit.

She's 23, I'm 32, but she thinks I'm 27 due to something out of my control (we're helping a class and they told us to never say our real info, someone else asked so I said 27), we're both in the tail end of college because I had to take several years off to help and care for my dying grandparents in bed, I'm studying and working.
I don't really look old at all, in fact she was even surprised I was 27, I do dress quite nice if I say so myself so I don't really look like a lost child either.


Do you think a 32y man with a 23y woman would be weird?
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>>34937286
>shy and nerdy
Both of these are massive turnoffs for me.
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>>34937351
Yeah and E cups are a bit much for most men, TOO big!
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>>34937359
Just tell her, "btw, I'm 32", just mention it in passing. See if her interest changes.
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>>34937297
I do the Tyrone Gigachad scream when I creampie women, you know the one
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>>34937359
>we're helping a class and they told us to never say our real info, someone else asked so I said 27
What...?
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>>34937329
>>34937338
Women can think like this precisely because they have intrinsic value and as such the gift of choice.
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State gender. Suppose you met the man or woman of your dreams: their personality is a perfect match for you, they're wonderfully attractive, the sex is astounding, they're clever, funny, supportive, rational, generous, loyal, everything you could possibly ever want. But, quite by chance, you discover that (perhaps as a result of a mix-up in the maternity ward) the two of you are actually genetic siblings. At present, you are the only person in the world who knows this, and you could choose to keep it that way. What do you do?
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>>34937368
We're helping/tutoring a special needs class and they can get quite attached and needy, as a base rule by the organization managing all this we do not give any personal info like age, number and so on, we lie, and if they ask we already have a gf/bf.
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>>34937376
That sounds really weird.
How old are they? What country?
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>>34937328
it seems so delusional and like u r trying to avoid the fact that you're aging.
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>>34937358
You're weirdly obsessed with him. Anything you'd like to share?
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i miss the girl i was seeing so bad in college but the only way i could get in contact with her is by adding her steam profile. deleted my snapchat and instagram and all that shit years ago and apparently instagram doesnt even let you make an account anymore without a phone number and i also no longer have a phone number anymore so i cant message her on instagram

maybe we really are all one consciousness...
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>>34937378
It's just a college thing, I rather not disclose my country but the college has a long standing thing in the curriculum that the students must take these almost community work courses where they help and give back to the community.
It's nothing weird and the least relevant thing about the story/question, no one here would bat an eye, we just both happened to choose this way of giving back and then happened to be assigned together.

The people in the class are all around from 18 to like 35? years old, and it's one of the few countries in the world that tries to give a higher education to disabled people so it naturally sounds weird but like I said no one would think it's weird, everyone does this community stuff one way or another and it's the least relevant part of the post.
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>>34937373
Your girlfriend admits that she doesn't find you even the tiniest bit attractive and never has, she can't stand you, she thinks you're incredibly annoying and boring, and the only reason she started dating you was because literally ever other man she ever asked said no. Would you consider marrying her?
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>>34937374
>State gender.
Male
>What do you do?
I tell her.
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>>34937361
Hey
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>>34937359
women love older men
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>>34937385
>The people in the class are all around from 18 to like 35? years old
So they don't want you to give out details so no romantic relationships or potential abuse comes from it.

>the least relevant part of the post.
You don't get to decide what I find interesting.
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>>34937381
Why do you want to be a woman? The weirdest thing is that you went with the "I have abs as a woman" larp. You're an odd tranny.
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>>34937386
>implying a man like that would find a woman unattractive, annoying and boring
That isn't how it works. Trust me.
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>>34937374
M
Ask my parents about it
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>>34937391
>You don't get to decide what I find interesting.
Well then at least answer the damn original question since I took the time to satiate your curiosity.

But yes, the point of all that is to prevent any form of romantic attachment from them as that would be fucked up in many levels and could lead to many issues like trying to talk us, the tutors, outside class or calling and what not and/or them not being able to handle those feelings and interfering with their studies.
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>>34937384
Imagine if it was 8 feet tall stalking you like that
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>>34937374
M
That's a tough one.
I'd probably have to tell her and let her decide what happens from there. Keep in mind, this is the greatest partner you will EVER have, and you are probably that for them as well if you get along this in sync, but hiding that is pretty heavy.
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>>34937398
Nohoo. lol
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>>34937402
nigger
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>>34937392
You don't have to be a man to have abs. Are you trying to gatekeep having low body fat?
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>>34937404
Abs on a woman means you're infertile or mentally ill
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>>34937359
no, nobody cares. Don't get psyopped by twitter hags anon.
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>>34937407
Man here, suck me off nerd give me a woman with abs any day of the week.
Why are you chuds so insecure
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>>34937403
The 23 year old is probably more mature than you.
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>>34937359
32/2+7=23
Barely out of the creep zone
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Been inhaling aluminum dust all day how long do you guys think I have left to live
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Women, do you like little vampire shotas with fangs? I have a cute halloween pic of myself as a vampire from when I was little and I kinda want to share it.
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>>34937413
dumbest terminally online shit I ever heard. Whatefver mat eguarding zoomie made that graphic should ceremonially commit Sepukku to restore his families honour.
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>unironically calling your younger self a "shota"
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>>34937420
>zoomie
Projecting
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>>34937407
Yeah, and I was so low body fat growing up that I had hormonal issues into my late teens, which I've talked about on here before. It's very hard for me to put on fat.

>>34937415
>Been inhaling aluminum dust all day how long do you guys think I have left to live
It's more bad for your respiratory system. Aluminum isn't toxic like lead or iron.
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>>34936735
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what should i buy my 62 year old father for his birthday?
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>>34937420
>zoomie
this shit is like 30 years old
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>>34937410
>Man here, suck me off nerd
NTA, you're not beating the gay allegations with all that muscle love
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>>34937418
F
I think theyre cute as long as the photo is normal
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>>34937435
Don't care no one's slandering girls with abs in my presence, how insecure do you have to be
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>>34937429
>Yeah, and I was so low body fat growing up that I had hormonal issues into my late teens, which I've talked about on here before
I guess that's why you ended up a racemixed dyke too.
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>>34937407
>Abs on a woman means you're infertile or mentally ill
Not necessarily, but Whorra did say she has BPD
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>>34937342
>No one has wished me Happy Hispanic Heritage Month.
America needs to be nuked
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>No silver haired elf wife
What is even the point?
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>>34937441
I'd prefer the one from a non-pedo anime
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>>34937381
that's ENTJ talking about himself
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hi bye
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>>34937420
Women are into it though, it's the age difference they are usually look for.
Nta
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>>34937450
bye hi
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>>34937437
>Don't care no one's slandering girls with abs in my presence
Kek, simpcuck
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>>34937453
More like I fucking love abs on girls and I will not stay idle while some micro penis retard puts thoughts on their head.
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I took this photo for an im@s U149 thread. What would be the easiest way to hold a 38 kilo girl with one hand for an extended period of time
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>>34937446
Say whatever buzzwords you want, Sylphiette is a best
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>>34937454
Lol
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>>34937454
And do those masc girls with abs love you back?
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>>34937446
>wet toast the anime
If you want normalfag friendly shows you don't HAVE to watch anime
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Need a cosplayer gf.
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>>34937460
One so far, yeah
It was heaven
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>>34937456
>38 kilo girl
Bro is lifting 11 year olds
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>>34937463
>was
Did she cheat on you?
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>>34937461
anime is so trash these days
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>>34937456
>for an im@s U149 thread
Nobody knows what any of that means so there is no reason to mention it.
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>>34937286
They get extroverted nerdy guys.
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>>34937456
>a 38 kilo girl
You mean a child?
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>>34937466
No I moved out and I dont do ldr
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What FUN podcasts do you all listen to?
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>>34937471
>>34937465
Could be a midget
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>>34937472
So much for muh abs love
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>>34937471
Malnourished femanons are precious.
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>>34937456
>>34937458
Lotta pedos ITT today...
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>>34937473
listen to wooden overcoats!!! ive literally never met a character i relate to more than antigone she is literally me on the deepest level possible
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>>34937462
No you don't
>ANON
>..what babe?
>WE NEED TO DRIVE TO SAN PEDRO I'M OUT OF TULLE
>...Can't we get it at Hobby Lobby?
>HOBBY LOBBY TULLE FUCKING SUCKS I MIGHT AS WELL USE FUCKING CHICKEN WIRE
>...okay babe, I'll warm up the car
>I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF ANTONIO DOESN'T HAVE DECENT ORGANZA I'M CUTTING MYSELF AGAIN
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Women, thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/ph6b6g.mp4
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>>34937297
M
its a humiliation ritual
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>>34937480
Sylphiette is an adult with children, mind you.
You seem to be the one who can't get their mind off weird shit anon
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>>34937277
One of my life goals, if I ever get a wife, is to participate in the Finnish wife carrying championship.

Would the femanons ITT agree to participate if their husband proposed it?
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>>34937301
not celebrating is one thing, pretending it doesnt exist is another much weirder thing
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Women
I feel bad when Bobbi Starr freaks out for a few seconds while getting deepthroated and pushes back while cumsnot comeout her nose and stuff
I understand you now :/
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>>34937301
> treat it like a normal day
That's what I do with mine except I allow myself to be lazier and have a slice of cake. My social media lists a different day as my birthday so I still make a birthday post and receive congratulations (sometimes from family).

>realize it's his birthday
He knows when his birthday is right?

Red flag: thinking that he's better because he doesn't celebrate his birthday or refusing other people who want to celebrate with him.
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>>34937314
>shy nerdy men would be with anyone
lol. lmao.
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>>34937286
because femcel is the same as volcel, except they just pretend they're not so they can blame men for another problem they don't really have.
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>>34937473
I like Plumbing The Death Star. It's a very retarded Aussie pop culture comedy podcast
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>>34937487
I'm way to light for you to win any substantial amount.
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I made myself some fucking amazing kaiserschmarrn, tea and now a beautiful russian qt is whispering ASMR in my ear about shit I dont understand

I just wish the depression would go away
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yknow, if it was an enforcable rule that men couldnt answer questions by men, we'd never have to deal with this incel circlejerk. impossible but just imagine.
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>>34937482
Tldr
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>>34937337
I am 7' and I have hurt almost every women I've been with. and the one guy. big dicks are a lie. they are not better, there is a sweet spot and once you pass it, it hurts. i feel cursed.
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>>34937438
>racemixed
That happened before I was born.

>>34937456
>What would be the easiest way to hold a 38 kilo girl with one hand for an extended period of time
Two straps crossing her center of gravity. You could carry her like a suitcase.

>>34937473
>What FUN podcasts do you all listen to?
I like the Fear& podcast. Austin Show and QT Cinderella make it fun. Plus, Hasan is pretty funny when he's not being retarded about politics.
https://youtube.com/shorts/evSRMBzUbzQ

>>34937484
Gay
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>>34937495
"Incel" is an oxymoron, while "volcel" is a tautology, to be fair
Celibacy is a voluntary lifestyle by definition
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My father has started suggesting potential boyfriends, it's literally over
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>>34937380
That's not why men don't celebrate their birthday
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>>34937500
>kaiserschmarrn
Ive not had this since I was a kid. It's so good
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>>34937477
Abs are only good in arms reach...

I hope ab lovers don't learn what happens when she gets pregnant
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>>34937359
it's fine but just tell her later, and don't make a big deal out of it. be so good that she doesn't care.
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>>34937508
OK tell us. How bad is your dad's taste, lol? What type does he try to match you with?
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>>34937506
>Celibacy is a voluntary lifestyle by definition
How so? You can't force people to have sex with you (I mean, you can, but you know what I mean)
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Gta VI will make me relax so much. It will be my vent machine
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>>34937505
>Two straps crossing her center of gravity. You could carry her like a suitcase.
Why do you give advice on how to carry a child?
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>>34937510
make it
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>>34937465
Twelve, actually
>>34937467
The fuck are you on about. There are two good shows airing this season alone.
>>34937469
look it up then. You're on the internet already
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>>34937508
>Well I don't see why you won't give him a chance. He owns his own van!
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>>34937508
Did he suggest one who doesn't even have citizenship yet?
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>>34937498
>win any substantial amount
Huh?
How light are you?
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>>34937415
a long time, you will just be insane for a long period of that time. detox yourself asap.
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>>34937505
>>What would be the easiest way to hold a 38 kilo girl with one hand for an extended period of time
>Two straps crossing her center of gravity. You could carry her like a suitcase.
Not beating the pedo allegations with this one
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>>34937504
This, big dicks come with big problems, men need to stop obsessing over it.
It's not fun having to do foreplay for 30 years before doing anything, or having insane blue balls because you're hurting your partner.
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>>34937426
>>34937433
that makes it even more embarassing. Imagine being the söylennial who does jazz hands and squeals in outrage while his fellow uncs are plapping the zoomies lol
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>>34937420
that has been around since before your parents were born.
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>>34937505
>pic
HOLY FUCK I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT IMAGE HAHAHAHA
I edited my friend's face on it once when he got "rope bunny" on that BDSM test
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flirting with foids in whispers while we queue Marvel Rivals
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>>34937484
Gay
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>>34937516
Anyone can move themselves somewhere where they can pay for sex. The problem is getting someone they want to have sex with. Demanding that the other person also wants to have sex with them is a voluntary condition.
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>>34937504
>and the one guy.
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>>34937524
95 soaking wet
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>>34937537
Then what is the word for being unable to attract others into voluntarily sleeping with you? As in no bribing
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>>34937539
95kg is not smol, you silly.
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>>34937539
How short are you?
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>>34937515
One of them us significantly older and the other guy's mother hates me.
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>>34937516
It just is. Celibacy is a word chosen for a specific discipline. You aren't celibate, if it's against your will.
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>>34937505
That image reminds me of this weird dude that used to do BDSM shoots where his fetish was to turn women into objects/furniture.
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>>34937544
I thought women liked older guys
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>>34937535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnXIIv5He8
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>>34937538
yeah, tried femboys for a bit but the little twink got hurt worse than anyone else :( and the sex wasn't that good anyways. and it was kinda weird fucking a guy. guess i'm not gay after all.
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>>34937544
You need to give your dad some feedback. He's well meaning but clueless.
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>>34937518
>Why do you give advice on how to carry a child?
I didn't know that's what he was talking about.

>>34937526
>Not beating the pedo allegations with this one
I did not put 2 and 2 together. That's on me.

>>34937534
I remember it as a meme like "when someone says I treat my wife like an object so I take my things and leave" or something like that.
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>>34937549
I think the craziest thing is the one where some guy just... stores a woman in the floor.
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>>34937551
>You're actually really good at Luna and Invis
>No I don't just say that to every girl I duo with lol
>I had fun queueing with you, what's your Discord?
>Yeah, my main is Diamond, not a big deal lol
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>>34937549
Foyim, would you be my Nightstand?
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>>34937471
It depends
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>>34937548
You can't be forced to be celibate though, even prisoners can have sex. Forced celibacy is only ever a byproduct of a greate rdeprivation of freedom, like getting locked up in an isolation cell permanently for example.
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>>34937557
Are you talking about House of Gord, or Insex?
Both are crazy, lol.
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>>34937562
I don't remember the names since I am not into it.
He tied up some woman in a compact way, attached her to something that would go into the floor, locked it up and then put a carpet over it.
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Femanon, why are you running away?
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>>34937505
>>34937556
Well, well, well... Isn't that the same namefag that suggested a guy to brag about his cock to a 7 year old girl?
>>34922490
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>>34937564
Could be both, but probably Gord, lol.
Dude is dead now. RIP.
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>>34937561
That's what rejection is, forced isolation. It's evil and often more traumatic than rape because humans are supposed to be social.
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>>34937557
omg i remember that one. i really liked it actually. i love weird bondage. the putting furniture over it drove me insane.
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>>34937566
I'm being chased by some Nigerian dude who just got out of a car
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>>34937518
>>34937568
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>>34937571
>It's evil and often more traumatic than rape
Oh, it's you with your bullshit again
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Asked this on another thread and I know what I'm doing, but I'm still interested in hearing the female side of things:


>Been talking with this girl
>She's been pushing forward and asking me to contact her and making excuses to be with me
>Always looking at me and trying to be right next to me at all times
>She self invited to go on the train with me, we missed it, and then when I said I was gonna wait she wanted to wait with me for the next train for no reason other than just wanting to be with me, we talked for like 2 hours total
And many more
But when I actually send her a text like she has asked me to do like 3 times now, she sometimes doesn't read the texts at all.
Thought I somehow gave her the ick the first time through a short conversation but then she came onto me even harder with the train stuff.


I'm already asking her out next week but still...why?
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>>34937573
>i love weird bondage.
Receiving or doing to others?
I don't find it interesting unless it involves actual sex.

>the putting furniture over it drove me insane.
Yesh, it had a horrifying "finality" to it.
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>>34937561
>You can't be forced to be celibate though
Yeah, that's kinda the the point.
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>>34937576
Haha, brown
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>>34937568
Yikes
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>>34937579
>I'm already asking her out next week
Why wait?
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>>34937579
some people are not good with technology and notifications. she may not be really tapped into the internet that much. i lose my phone for days at a time and the only real reason i check my messages is because it bothers me to have them unopened, but i could totally forget to read one after checking it to clear the notification. i wouldnt really take it to mean anything. sometimes people don't speak Texting. i dont. like apparently texting twice is rude? i've left people like eight. i dont get it.
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>>34937579
I'm going to chime in even though I'm male because she's probably BPD, borderline not bipolar, BPD is like she has two personalities, bipolar is manic depression.
BPD traits no one talks about:
>abandonment: she will randomly disappear or ghost you. even if she really likes you.
>personality: is like two different people. one of them loves you, the other hates you.
stop focussing on what she wants and do what you want. you already don't like how she treats you. acknowledge that and hold her to standards. and also stop asking the fish how to catch them.
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>>34937592
We only see each other once per week, for the past 6 weeks, it has escalated mostly from her part every single week where she keeps pushing and pushing us to be closer together without being too pushy about it.
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>>34937274
Problem now is that zoom zoom foids are equally pornbrained and think that sex involves standing jackhammering with a 7-incher for 5 minutes straight while being choked.
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>>34937598
If she’s wanting you to ask her out, and that’s why she wants you to text her, then you’re just letting her stew in frustration at you. Just ask the girl out right now. Literally right now.
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>>34937603
Stop caring about what they think. Problem solved.
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>>34937579
Imo a lot of people are just shit at communicating via text, there's no clear or consistent etiquette anymore so everyone's is just doing whatever. It's confusing but I think you shouldn't worry too much about it
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>>34937594
I partially get that because I'm not too ken on texting myself and I'm busy, but still, kinda weird/rude that she explicitly tells me to reach out and then she doesn't answer.


>>34937595
>>34937604
As I said I'm already asking her out, face to face, in 3 days, she's not leaving me on read she's not even READING them, they just get to her phone and that's it.
I just wanted to know the female side of things here, I already know what I'm doing and if she's not good at texting and the chemistry is high outside of it then why the fuck would I do it through text?


There was this funny interaction that seemed to contradict the overall behavior though:
>This started 2 weeks ago yet the week after she comes in even harder with the train stuff, 2 weeks ago when I was closing the convo she immediately read and replied to the message then crickets
While usually takes like an hour or two for her to read the messages and reply, if she does at all, when I tried closing the original conversation she immediately sees it and replies with a question to obviously keep it going all within 40 seconds of me sending the message. but then she never opens my answer
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>>34937574
Did you escape?
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>>34937606
How to never find a partner for life.
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>>34937603
I got the dick and the willingness, where are the zoom zoom foids?
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>>34937609
o yeah its totally rude and thoughtless, but im just saying it may not mean anything other than she's forgetful
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>>34937609
Your generation is fucked.
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foidh8moid isn't a domesticated foid either?
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>>34937611
Who the hell would want a “partner”?
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>>34937297
M, I don't quite moan so much as I groan or grunt which I don't feel particularly awkward about
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>>34937609
>While usually takes like an hour or two for her to read the messages and reply, if she does at all, when I tried closing the original conversation she immediately sees it and replies with a question to obviously keep it going all within 40 seconds of me sending the message

...she accidentally showed just how interested she truly is and is mortified, and thus tries to avoid texting you to not repeat the same mistake??
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My kitty has passed.
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>>34937394
>Ask my parents about it
Now at least one and probably two sets of parents find out they took the wrong baby home from hospital and that the person you thought was your younger sister turns out to be someone else's child, she probably finds that out too, and both families discover that the woman they know you've been fucking is your biological sister. Maybe that's what you want, but it's a big step.
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>>34937622
I'm sorry to hear that
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>>34937622
Sorry to hear that anon, may he/she rest in peace
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>>34937622
I'm sorry, Anon. Please take care of yourself right now. Your cat loved you and would want you to take care of yourself even when you don't feel like doing anything.
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>>34937456
>What would be the easiest way to hold a 38 kilo girl with one hand for an extended period of time
Put her in a suitcase.
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Me thinks I'm going to swap my 80/20 ground beef for ground chicken that I just add bone broth and beef bouillon to so I can lean more.
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>>34937609
nigger who cares. Are you looking for a chatbot or to meet a woman? The only thing that matters is what shes like when youre with her.Why do people get so obsessed over this writing shit?
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>>34937622
I'm sorry to hear that anon
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So I got rejected, is the best revenge to just find someone better
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>>34937631
>Why do people get so obsessed over this writing shit?
Because we've been conditioned to treat texting as irl and has supplanted a big part of our lives, and it's nonetheless weird.
50 years ago if a girl was crazy for you and told you to send her letters and then she does half assed replies and then never opens them, all while maintaining the flirty attitude, wouldn't that be weird?
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>>34937623
>the person you thought was your younger sister turns out to be someone else's child
That makes no sense in my case since I have no sister.
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>>34937630
>ground chicken
Gross.
>I just add bone broth and beef bouillon
You could just make broth from actual chicken
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>>34937636
There is no need to get revenge over being rejected.
But if that makes you feel better and works as motivation then sure.
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>>34937636
why does being rejected justify revenge? i would understand if you were dumped, but you just got turned down.
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>>34937622
:(
My condolences, hope you were able to enjoy the last few days with it.
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>>34937639
>You could just make broth from actual chicken
I could, and I used to with my pressure cooker, but I don't feel like doing it anymore when Kettle and Fire is basically the same nutritionally.
The only difference being their sodium content is higher than mine would be, but I can just pull back salt elsewhere in the recipe to compensate.
Mine would also be more gelatinous, but I can just add a packet of gelatin to my broth
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>>34937640
>>34937641
I want revenge because he started acting like a jerk the second he got a new gf
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is straight black hair still pretty if i'm not asian
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>>34937622
GG
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>>34937644
>their sodium content is higher than mine would be, but I can just pull back salt elsewhere in the recipe to compensate.
>Mine would also be more gelatinous, but I can just add a packet of gelatin to my broth
You put salt and gelatin in your broth?
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>>34937646
i hate u
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>>34937645
lmao
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>>34937649
Store bought stock will put salt in theirs normally, I don't in mine.
When you make bone broth collagen naturally converts into gelatin, which is why it gets that jello texture when not heated. Adding gelatin to thin store stock gives it that body that homemade stock has, it works well if you do something like use it to make taco meat.
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>>34937651
sorry?
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>>34937645
That means that new gf is probably HIS revenge lmao.
He was probably interested in you and you ticked him in off in some way
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>>34937622
>My kitty has passed.
He's up in kitty heaven, anon.
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>>34937656
you're so insecure and it annoys me.
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>>34937655
>I don't in mine.
Well you said "higher than mine", that implies you put some in yours.
Never had my stock be terribly gelatenous despite using bone marrow too. You must use a lot.
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>>34937646
Could be. I'm a fan of straight black hair on any pale woman personally, assuming the hair is healthy. No reason it can't look good on darker skinned ladies too
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>>34937660
im not that insecure i was just curious bc i never really see it in movies much or hear people talk about it like people talk about other hair colors
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>>34937646
Yes.
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>>34937664
you infuriate me. you're so fucking infuriating. you oh my godddddddd GO OUTSIDE
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>>34937622
You have 11 other cats anyway
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>>34937661
Normally I would use leftover bones from if I buy a rotisserie chicken which will have some salt in it even if I don't use the skin. I either use those, chicken wings, or bones I saved from cutting them out of something like thighs or a mix of them based on what I have in the freezer.
If I remember correctly the difference between broth and stock is that generally stock has added salt whereas broth doesn't, or it might be the other way around I don't remember.
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>>34937646
Do you like it on you?
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>>34937604
If she was interested, she would ask him out.
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>>34937646
The hottest girl I have ever seen was a cutie with a round face, straight black hair, and glasses that suited her face shape and hair well.
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I was talking to this girl and was about to ask her out, yesterday I checked her socials to see her mood and noticed she suddenly deleted most of them, and deleted her photos from the one remaining, I wasn't talking to her through any of them but it's still kind of worrying.

Would it be wise to wait a bit before asking her out?
Could this mean someone else asked her out?
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>>34937663
oh no, sorry, im white. i probably should have said so. or i'm pale at least, idk my background beyond america

>>34937666
i just got back from the store... sorry for asking ig
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>>34937670
Not really how that works
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>>34937670
lol
the amount of women that willingly ask guys out is astronomically low, this is an insane post
that girl is 100% interested, checked the other thread and yeah no one's waiting 40 minutes for the next train for a guy they're not into
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>>34937658
That's even worse, first he's playing mind games with me and now he's dragged another girl into it.
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>>34937674
>i'm pale at least
Then you'd probably be pretty attractive to me, especially with your hair up in a ponytail or cut shoulder length
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>>34937680
Then move on and ignore him, the only one that cares is you
literally just stop caring
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>>34937680
What's the whole story
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>>34937670
>If she was interested, she would ask him out.
dumbest take all week and boy we've had some doozies.
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>>34937669
i dunno. i always wished i was blonde or had curly hair, i grew up in a place with a lot of blonde girls and the like one girl with brown hair had this big fluffy curls and i felt really boring looking, but i think it's growing on me a litle bit.

>>34937682
are ponytails not boring? i wear them all the time but i thought they came off as kind of lazy.
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>>34937686
Women can’t handle rejection. News at 11.
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are you being avoidant today, moids?
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>>34937286
>>34937289
Because femcels have spent the last 3 years getting fucked every day by a 15/10 chad who came pick her up at her house to bring her to restaurants and museums then got dumped and in less than 2 weeks she'll be riding the cock of a new chad that's as always way out of her league, keep in mind that during the whole process she has an army of simps she can count on and an extremely supportive family, and even if she comes from an abusive/retarded family this will be used to soften simps and potential chads and she'll be out of danger in no time.

If life were a videogame women are playing with aimbot on, no clip, god mode, infinite lives, infinite ammo, see through walls, infinite barrier, infinite money, speedhack, time stop, rewind, curving shots so on and so forth and still manage to lose and bitch 24/7.
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>>34937691
I'm just cooking and playing videogames
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>>34937664
I think it looks pretty
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>>34937638
>That makes no sense in my case since I have no sister.
I don't imagine you've actually met the woman of your dreams either, or discovered that she's your biological sister. It's a hypothetical.
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>>34937693
well they look nice and tend not to get fat later in life

zendaya is just unpleasant however

>>34937691
nah
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>>34937693
They have evil vibes which is hot.
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>>34937691
nope, I'm gonna watch a movie with her later today
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>>34937700
They don't look nice
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>>34937646
>is straight black hair still pretty if i'm not asian
Can be. What sort of skin tone do you have?
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>>34937689
>i always wished i was blonde
Personally I'd rank blonde below brunette and black hair (no offense to blondes)
>are ponytails not boring? i wear them all the time but i thought they came off as kind of lazy.
I love women's necks so being able to see the back of her neck turns me on, makes me want to put my hand on it and kiss it
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>>34937701
She just lacks sex appeal
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>>34937693
>What's the appeal of skinny girls?
M. I've no idea. I like healthy-looking women.
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>>34937703
*slaps his/her bitch ass face*
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU SEEING? THAT'S ONE PERSON, YOU USE THE SINGULAR PRONOUN.
Fucking zoomers spend more time learning your own language instead of being genderfluid on tiktok.
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>>34937646
yes, i fucking love it, i know many who do. i prefer it to blonde.
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>>34937699
Yeah but you started spinning a fanfiction off of my simple statement. lol
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>>34937673
this means she is probably a flake, bpd or ghoster. it would be wise to ask her what happened and if she doesn't have a very good answer, save yourself some trouble and move on.
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>>34937691
I spent two hours at my parents today. :)

>>34937689
Well I think long raven black hair is duper pretty and I am sure you look anything but boring with it.
What's your eye color, if you don't mind saying?
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State gender
Post your favorite reaction image you never get to post
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>>34937718
M
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>>34937691
I went to church and had dinner at a restaurant with my christian chud friends, two are married and one has children. it was /pol/ but in an italian restaurant with people who aren't neck beards. that was my whole day, it was great, now i'm here. think i'll head over to wsg though then sleep.
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>>34937718
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>dude on X running a dating experiment
>tests how different races and appearance and other factors effect matches
>the account witht he most matches claims the man is married and wants to keep it on the down low
foids? explain
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>>34937716
Thanks, but as I said I wasn't talking to her through those, I wasn't even friends with her in her socials as I don't have any, even if she asked me to add her, we've just been talking IRL and through some texting.
I was just checking them yesterday to see if there was potentially anything to block me from asking her out so not really in position to ask her about that imo.


Might just be bpd, I was also considering someone else asked her out and as a result she went scorched earth but that sounds retarded now that I think about it?
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>>34937718
M
I am not on my PC, so I can just post a random one from my phone.
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>>34937717
i dunno if its pale blue or super light brown. they're basically gray but that's not a real eye color
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>>34937718
M
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>>34937718
M
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>>34937718
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What do couples do in their time together other than sex?
I have honest no idea of activities to do with a potential gf. Of course that also depends on her interests and hobbies, but I would have zero inputs cuz most boring human in the world
What do?
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>going through reaction folder
>find the image of a femanon from atoga
fuck I forgot how pretty she was, probably one of the most beautiful girls I've seen
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>>34937728
Sounds potentially super pretty in combination with the dark hair desu.
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>>34937735
hang out
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>>34937330
Why?
>>34937342
>Yes, Asians do collectivism better than anyone else.
What are you some sort of commie?
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>>34937736
London?
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>>34937742
def not
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>>34937735
I have the opposite problem in that I have TOO many hobbies and I don't know which ones she'd like, and I'm too autistically into them about them so it's hard to reset to entry level for many of them to introduce her.
That's actually a great time to ask a question

For women, movie and something else for a second date, y/n?
Why not?
What else for that second date?
Dinner feels too much but dunno what else, I was thinking browsing a book store but that also feels too casual.
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>>34937622
when your mother and wife die on the same day.
honestly, he kept it cool. just an "X"
I wouldn't have
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>>34937622
rip kitty
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>>34937728
>gray but that's not a real eye color
I remember the eye colour of exactly two of my crushes in my life. One of them were gray.
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>>34937686
We're family friends so I've known him for a while, anyway I asked him out once and he turned me down, I was still running into him semi-frequently and we were still friendly, then he got a gf and he started being a jerk. I'd understand if he was just distancing himself but he's going out of his way to be mean, he butts into my conversations and then ignores me, like he's trying to shut me out of the group. And he's started using this mean mocking tone when he actually speaks to me
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Big booty Asian women are like unicorns.
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>>34937748
but isnt it just pale blue or light brown
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>>34937693
the fact you can almost wrap your hands around her waist
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>>34937426
I hope everyone that was/is a fan of Munroe gets AIDS. Seriously. I've always hated that smarmy ass nerd-chich comic. My E-mails in college used to attach the daily xkcdisshit page before the postmaster told me to knock it off
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i think i'm retarded.
>don't want bf
>don't want gf either
>but i don't want to be alone
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>>34937753
I remember them as very clearly gray.
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>>34937752
you need to get a westernized one if you want that
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Women, when was the last time you ruined a moid's day/week/life just for fun? What made you pick him, and how did you do it?
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>>34937754
>you can almost wrap your hands around her waist
Now combine that with a nice hourglass figure.
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>>34937718
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>>34937718
>Post your favorite reaction image you never get to post
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>>34937758
Pure fuckmeat.
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>>34937756
You want a non-binary friend?
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>>34937718
M
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>>34937760
there's a thing like too much hourglass
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>>34937761
Swiss coded
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>>34937754
Gross
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>>34937759
I never do it for fun, ruining a moid's life is something I do with the utmost solemnity
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>>34937754
Pure fuckmeat.
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>>34937767
This has nothing to do with what I said.
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>>34937765
i guess? but we should live together forever and be a couple.
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>>34937773
Hot and cute.
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>>34937718
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State gender
Would you call off your marriage if they had opposite views on the Lindsey Clancy criminal case?
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>>34937781
M
I would have serious reservations yeah
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>>34937718
Okay, chat
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>>34937777
What exactly about genders is it that scares you?
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>>34937781
M. I don't have any views on that case.
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>>34937781
It's a very good litmus test for psychopathy, yes
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>>34937786
Wouldn't the opposite of that be having extreme views?
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>>34937786
Based
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>>34937286
Shy nerdy guys are usually gay.
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>>34937781
M
yeah I could not negotiate with that.
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>>34937785
idk i don't have much desire for sex and zero maternal instincts
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>>34937301
Is he going to be mad I do the same thing?
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>>34937781
M
Absolutely, that was a vile evil act and the fact there's people DEFENDING IT makes me extremely worried for our future.
Mental illness or not you are downright fucking evil if you defend it
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>>34937793
They just act gay around you so you fuck off
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>>34937796
Thought so. I'm sure there are other men and women who feel the same as you.
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>>34937788
Boys, should I tell him?

Brother, all women are like that, some just hide it better than the others.

All of them.
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>>34937781
Male
Depends what you mean by opposite. If she thinks Lindsay didn't do it, or that temporary insanity is a real thing and she should just be let loose now because she's no longer crazy, I'd call it off immediately. If she wants Lindsay to spend the rest of her life in a mental institution vs. a prison, probably not.
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>>34937781
f. i would know before someone proposed if they cared to argue about the pointless Current Thing topics and have broken up before we got that serious.
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>>34937754
armpits!!! (I lost the image)
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>>34937801
I was talking about men actually
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>>34937781
M
Fuck off already, you obsessed deranged shit.
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>>34937805
I think it would be important to know if you feel like you could potentially kill our children
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>>34937803
>If she wants Lindsay to spend the rest of her life in a mental institution vs. a prison, probably not.
This means she has sympathy for her and not the husband.
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>>34937718
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>>34937803
Didn't Lindsay literally admit to the fucking killings multiple time what is there to argue in that she didn't do it
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to be honest
I recently developed a thing for blackout tattoos
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>>34937815
Blackout lenses are hot.
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>>34937814
the case is not if she did it
its about if she can be considered liable due to insanity
keep in mind she premeditated it and sent the husband away from the house to have the time to kill the kids
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>>34937815
95% of the men I know absolutely hate tattoos, why do women do it?
I usually don't mind unless they're trashy but still, there's so many girls doing random ass stupid tattoos.
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>>34937327
Going out for a treat is implied as a group activity. If you didn't want anything, you should have stayed home and canceled. Eating by yourself in public can also be embarassing. Or this is a way to guilt women into paying by themselves because you're socially inept. Honestly these women should leave.
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>>34937809
exactly my point. you're actually retarded enough to take this ragebait seriously. just sucking down the curdled jizz of the 24hr news cycle like it's mommas milk and centering your worldview around cherrypicked situations that undermine your ability to trust or even think for yourself. its pathetic. i could not love somebody so weak of will and mind. you're a domesticated roach.
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>>34937818
>the case is not if she did it
Nta
Maybe read what retard that anon replied to.
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>>34937781
F
I have purposely avoided learning enough about the case to have my own opinion. My personal opinion has no bearing on what actually happens to her so it doesn't matter. I don't need to have one.
So the opposite of that...I probably would have reservations if my partner was completely convinced they knew the truth and that their personal opinion should have some bearing on the legal decision. Sounds like they need a psych consult.
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Women, do you have nipple covers?
Why?
Is this a common item for grown women to own?
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>>34937819
I'm not a fan of them either for the most part
but some just hit the spot
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>>34937693
This picture is legitimately hurting my feelings.
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>>34937814
If you understood the minds of women, you’d know that “it’s not my/her fault” is the same thing as “i/she didn’t do it”. It’s the same shit that bitches convince themselves that cheating is justified.
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>>34937374
Could be a reality. My dad was kind of a hoe. I would tell him and then negotiate for donation. But I seriously doubt that outcome.
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>>34937825
Not a woman but it's to prevent their nipples from showing on their clothes nigga, what kind of dumb ass question is that.
Also helps with chaffing.
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>>34937819
>women do current thing
Color me surprised…
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>>34937827
Womp womp, femENTJ
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>>34937807
Why should you test cows wheter or not you can get orange juice out of them?
Your gotcha moment sounds so retarded you're either a woman or a naruto fan that collects funko pops.
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>>34937815
they can literally wear tights for the same effect. inked out skin is depressing up close
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>>34937826
See this is artistic and hard enough that I do like it, I like it even more if there isn't many other tattoos on her body, but there's so many retarded fucking things that pass as "tattoos" nowadays.
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I may not know my peonies. But I know a bitch when I see one!
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>>34937830
The why was rhetorical, I'm more interested in whether or not its a common accessory for women to own
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>>34937814
Never underestimate how delusional women can be, particularly the ones who post videos of themselves online.
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>>34937816
I remember this video. He needs a better way to close that door.
Do you think the door is clear for aesthetics or so commenters wouldn't make jokes about him jerking off under the stairs?
>>34937825
I do not. I feel like they're a special occasion thing for when you're wearing a dress with no bra and I never do that because my boobs look like shit braless. I wouldn't use them just to keep my nipples from poking through a sports bra or bralette on a regular day. I have no idea how common or not common they are.
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>>34937819
Most poltard r9k-core drivelpost itt.
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>>34937836
its really not the same
>>34937837
my main problem is with random stickers. When its a coherent design that is clearly thought out and follows the body shape it can look really good
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>>34937838
Hood classic
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>>34937816
Yes to farm clicks and approval from reddit niggers and show off how much money you can afford to throw into the fireplace, that thing is so retarded that even with air conditioning it will be beyond uncomfortable to even stay 10 minutes in that thing, not to mention that if you use ac your eyes in a tiny place like that will dry out in seconds and it will be even more uncomfortable, just goy bullshit to flex that you're a gooder goy than the rest.
If I had those money I would spend them in something more useful.
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>>34937566
I'm hunting moids.
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>>34937815
i wish my immune system was strnog enough for that.
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>>34937834
My gotcha is that you people keep outing yourselves
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>>34937810
It means she buys all of the psychobabble bullshit that the sociology and psychology industries have been pushing for decades. Which is still concerning, but pretty much every woman does that.
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>>34937803
You think temporary insanity isn't a real thing?
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>>34937825
They're called bras.
I need a new one. The ones I have are not that comfy.
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>>34937848
doesnt a tattoo fever last for like a day?
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>>34937841
>I wouldn't use them just to keep my nipples from poking through a sports bra or bralette
chestlet :)
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>>34937810
You know who's actually sympathetic? The (now ex) husband
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>>34937852
No. Look up the first temporary insanity defense in US history.
There should be no "temporary insanity" plea, it should just be second degree murder. But even in that case, Lindsay Clancy would be guilty because she obviously knew what she was doing and she planned it.
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>>34937855
I have extremely saggy D cups don't get excited.
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>>34937799
>men just suck other men off around me for funsies
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>>34937842
You were born lobotomized.
>>34937819
Why women do -ANYTHING-?
Attention.
It also intimidates nice guys that get filtered and signals to bugatti roided chad that she's an easy fuck so she doesn't even have to put that effort.
Once I saw a woman with a black sun tattoed between her tits and that dumb whore probably asks herself how it got there every morning.
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>>34937854
im already fragile, id probably irreversibly fuck myself up if i got a cool tattoo like that
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Women, does a hard nipple caused by arousal feel different from a hard nipple caused by the cold?
Are you able to feel your hardened nipple?
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Men, how would you respond if a unit of 3 to 6 homosexual men was deployed to your address with the express mission of anally copulating with you?
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>>34937862
blackouts arent done in a single session because of the immune response
they do it in smaller sections
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>>34937850
Outing about what you subhuman retard? What you're saying makes absolutely no sense.
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>>34937859
>extremely saggy D cups
I’m curious to know what you consider extremely saggy.
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>>34937852
If Clancy's suicide attempt had succeeded no one would be doubting it. Hell she wouldn't even have made the news. I've seen my fair share of such cases bc of my job
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>>34937866
holy moly
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>>34937864
I'd come out a father
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>>34937863
its mostly the same sensation except for the temperature of the air, and yeah, obviously i can feel them? they're sensitive and tingle and almost itch. i wanna pinch them like a bug bite.
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>>34937867
You are a vengeful psychopath, of course it doesn't make sense to you
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>>34937863
No.
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>>34937852
strangling to death, one by one, in your basement, a 5 year old, 3 year old, and 8 month year old is not an "oopsie"-iable event where you dodge criminal capability
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>>34937861
Ok, incel.
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>>34937827
You beautiful little brown flower. I'll find you a girlfriend.
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>>34937875
>be vagina
>say something retarded that has no meaning whatsoever and it's just random words thrown together or just a random lie
>other person is confused
>triple down with an incoherent false accusation out of context
>in your retarded emotional brain fried by prozac you delude yourself you """"""""""won"""""""""" the """"""""""argument""""""""""
>even today the foid got her sniff of cocaineattention
>checkmate atheists

You're seriously embarrassing.
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>>34937819
women treat their bodies like objects because they want others to treat their bodies like objects.
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>>34937874
women really are incredible creatures
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>went on 3 dates with 38 y.o. asian single mom, about 1 week apart
>3rd date we finally made out for like 10 minutes
>felt up her tits a bit
>her breathing got heavy
>we were in a park so nothing else happened
>go back
>3 days later get this message
>don't reply all weekend (banging another girl)
>tryign to decide what to say now

Basically I can either:
>say something like "sure how bout friends with benefits" or "we can still hookup if you want" or something like that (direct route)
>say "no worries, I was seeing someone else anyway" (I don't know how to phrase this less passive aggressively) which is true, and hope to make her jealous somehow.

Either way, I have other pussy available, so I don't really care, but it would be nice to bang her.

She hasn't unmatched me yet, either, even though I left her on read for 4 days.
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>>34937879
Do you really think I want to fuck a subhuman like you? Holy cope,
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>>34937622
Poor kitty
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>>34937868
They're not quite down to my elbows when loose.
>>34937863
I guess so? When it's cold they're a little painful, when it's from arousal it's not painful. And yeah I can feel that they are hard without having to touch them.
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>>34937885
Yeah I agree, they constantly amaze me... not in a good way.
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>>34937887
You are so generic.
Go back to your little r9k, you have no value in this place.
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Should I buy another gun?
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>>34937883
>Be scrote
>Make overemotional generalizations and assumptions
>"I'm the reasonable one now execute this clearly mentally ill person"
Yeah
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>>34937874
>i wanna pinch them
Nice
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>>34937827
Why? Thought you'd be less skinny than her
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>>34937734
F?
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>>34937866
I want to get an evil eye tramp stamp after I firm up my booty some more.
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>>34937893
I'm not even from r9k, and you are, in your own lingo, a terminally online mentally ill loser.
There are losers, and then there's you, who managed to start digging when you reached rock bottom.
Off yourself, you'll do yourself a favor.
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>>34937886
I've kept up with your post chain a bit. I personally think you might have fumbled it, like a novice at bushcraft failing to fan the spark that starts the fire. But maybe, maybe not.

Anyway, just leave her on read.
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>>34937902
eye on the back of your BUTT?!?!!!
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>>34937902
Huh as someone who grew up with evil eyes in the house the revulsion I feel must be what it's like for a Chinese or Japanese person to see white people with kanji tattoos
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>>34937896
The fuck are you even saying lmao.
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>>34937903
>I'm not even from r9k
I don't care what you say, stop shitting from your mouth, little guy.
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>>34937907
So, you are either Jewish or Persian
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>>34937910
>keeps quadrupling down
Are you trolling? Am I being used to entertain you?
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Sex havers are disgusting
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>>34937718
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>>34937911
No, you've left out several possible ethnicities. Do Jews even put them up? Seems like it wouldn't be kosher or whatever, don't they have their own talismans
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>>34937886
I’d go with something like
>We could still have some fun sometimes though. No pressure.
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>>34937917
>>34937911
Don't greeks and some asians also put the evil eye up
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>>34937914
>Am I being used to entertain you?
Nta but yes, keep jingling those bells ya clown
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>>34937914
Things like you are not entertaining, bye.
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>>34937915
I don't think my ancestors were all disgusting
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>>34937902
Thats a gay as fuck idea
Stickers are gay as fuck
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>>34937920
>some asians also put the evil eye up
Really? Which ones? Do kazakhs n shit put them up? No way any culture east of india puts them up
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>>34937922
Yes my bad, I always forget treating women like humans is a fatal mistake.
>>34937923
Ok sorry if I made you cry and shit your pants.
That wasn't on me.
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>>34937906
Eye right above my butt.
I'm terrified it will be the most painful as I have a bad disc right around there. So I need a powerful magic to put there. I know tons of guys do double takes at my ass.
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>>34937886
To me it sounds like she doesn't want to fuck you, I would just aim for a less passive aggressive "ok best of luck I got other stuff going on so don't feel bad for me" exit.
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>>34937929
this can't be a real BV post
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>>34937930
Nta, she let him feel her up though. Just bc she didn’t feel sparks doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t be dtf.
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I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights.
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>>34937718
M
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>>34937930
yuck, no way he should do that.
Just pure "left on read"
It's all the communication he needs.
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>>34937917
The Hamsa amulet that a lot of Jewish people wear includes the evil eye in the center of the hand. It's pretty common as a decorative pendant or earring design.
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>>34937927
NTA ow can you type this and still think you are not a subhuman psychopath
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>>34937899
>Why?
I would have actually killed to be built like that. My mom and sisters were all blessed in the chest, but I was under 100 lbs at 15. Shit sucked ass.
>Thought you'd be less skinny than her
Yeah, now.
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>>34937917
You just made me understand something of absolute importance.
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>>34937945
Don't engage with it, that type of human is too far gone.
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>>34937929
>>34937902
>Boys, my eye is down here!
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>>34937943
Interesting. Do they put up the blue nazars in their homes too?

>>34937947
Really? What have you understood
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>>34937945
>>34937949
Don't project.
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>>34937934
It's just a thought. I've also thought of getting a blue eyes white dragon or heroes of might and magic bone dragon tat too. But it's just a game theory.
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>>34937878
>>34937870
>>34937858
If someone has, say, severe paranoid schizophrenia and kills someone while in the middle of a psychotic episode by stabbing them with a wooden stake, because they believe that person is a vampire, and the killer is then treated with antipsychotic medication and the psychosis is cured and they become rational again, then in what sense is that not "temporary insanity"? The suggestion that there is no such thing as temporary insanity is patently absurd, and there are other kinds of mental illness that can qualify: severe manic depression, for example, which fluctuates even without medication, and yes, also post partum psychosis. The fact that our insane killer planned the killing carefully - obtaining the wooden stake, sharpening it, obtaining holy water, crucifixes, communion wafers, and so on, doesn't mean they weren't insane.
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>>34937955
You are trying to reason with some very unreasonable people btw
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>>34937955
>and yes, also post partum psychosis
There is literally no diagnosable condition that is postpartum psychosis.
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I'm losing my mind in this tiny room
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>>34937959
Spread legs
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One of the most surprising things about being in college is that people unironically play Roblox.
That shit was lame in 2010 and was always scuffed Minecraft, why are people still playing it?
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>>34937958
>There is literally no diagnosable condition that is postpartum psychosis.
NTA and idk whether or not it's specifically in the DSM5 but at one point I was training in a psych ward and we had a lady who was in there for post partum psychosis. After giving birth she became totally mute and combative, had to be restrained to get her antipsychotic injections. Idk shit about this Clancy thing and I truly don't give a fuck about it but post partum psychosis is real. I've also heard from other moms that they got intrusive thoughts after giving birth as it pertains to things like knives
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>>34937960
don't you mean stretch?
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>>34937962
college and university qualifications actually mean nothing now.
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>>34937962
People over the age of like 23 who play roblox are usually sad, poor saps.
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>>34937958
Y'all keep saying this but none of you actually understand what it means
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>>34937968
They are mostly 18-20
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>>34937905
This makes me feel like there are only 10 conscious people left on 4chan.
But I agree with you.
She asked me what I was looking for in dating on the 3rd date and I said "just like to see where things go, don't want to rush into anything, I'd like to get married one day, etc etc" I don't remember the exact words.
I also helped her climb a very steep slope and held her hand and stuff but maybe at one point she felt weakness in me.
I don't know.

I'm planning to delete the app anyway so I'd rather say something and resolve it quickly.

>>34937919
That sounds good

>>34937936
Yeah that's what I'm wondering I just don't know what to say. And IDK if I should mention another woman.

>>34937942
Yeah. Wonder why she didn't unmatch me tho
I caught a glimpse of her hinge app on her phone at the end of our 3rd date and it had 3 notifications in the corner. So I don't think she's getting absolutely spammed with matches like a younger woman.
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I'm an adult man and I'm crushing hard on this shawl-wearing massuese. A foid who speaks out loud about bleaching her butthole and always looks like she needs a nap/just got up from a nap and still single at 28 can't be good, right?

Can you fix me out of this nonsense, atoga?
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>>34937968
I only play it with a friend rarely but if it wasn't for them I wouldn't be playing it at all
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>>34937971
Yeah and for those it's not that weird imo, especially if they've been playing since they've been teens.
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>>34937949
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>>34937958
>There is literally no diagnosable condition that is postpartum psychosis.
Other than actual postpartum psychosis, you mean?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postpartum_psychosis
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>>34937963
I think my mom was trying to give me post partum psychosis. If any of you remember that case where the child fell off the cruise ship and died, she was torturing me by mentioning it for like a month straight and would not shut up.
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>>34937842
kek how many tattoos do you have
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>>34937972
>And IDK if I should mention another woman.
Don’t. In no way would it benefit you.
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>>34937980
Why does that matter, my little indian bro
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>>34937983
answer the question
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>>34937979
>me mum
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Every time I need to make a decision I think, what would chad do?
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>>34937983
Don't answer for me, shithead.
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>>34937987
he wuld not struggle to make decisions
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>>34937973
I'd love a bleached butthole on a lady. It's the sophisticated gentleman's choice.
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>>34937988
Make me stop. I do this like all the time. Many fell for it again awards belong to all of you.
>>34937976
It's important to have empathy and listen to people. Ask questions, be present, be there for them when they're in need.
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>>34937981
yeah one anon said I should do it because it would make her want to compete with that woman. But she really seems like she isn't the type to do that. Or just get disgusted by it.

On the other hand, if I say "down for some fun sometime no pressure" on the upside it shows I only dated her for sex (which is true) but on the downside it gives her the high ground to deny me again and block me.

Either way it doesn't matter I just need to do something so I can delete Hinge and move on with my life.
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>>34937886
>>went on 3 dates with 38 y.o. asian single mom
Yikes
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>>34937997
>but on the downside it gives her the high ground to deny me again and block me.
That’s an upside.
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>>34937997
>she really seems like she isn't the type to do that
You should know by now, womens outward appearance is never consistent with their inner workings.
This is why we love goth girls, they are the exception to the rule.
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Ok my staple meal of ground beef, rice, lime juice, seasonings, and diet soda (caffeine free) is giving me acid stomach this isn't cool
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>>34938005
...where veegtable?
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>>34938005
Tums
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>>34937767
UGOHHHHHH
UWAH
THIN WHITE GIRL IN BUNNY SUIT
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>>34938005
Stop drinking soda
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>>34938005
>lime juice
Acid
>seasonings
Pepper? Acid
>diet soda
Acid
Pick one to keep, the other two go.
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>>34938006
The rice is frozen and reheated, which acts as a resistant starch providing fiber.
I also routinely rotate out the rice for something like roasted carrots, potatoes, sweet potatoes, zucchini, ect.
>>34938007
Might be a good idear telluhwhat
>>34938012
It's one of my few joys in life. I already cut the sugar and caffeine out of it.
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>>34938005
>diet soda (caffeine free)
this isn't a soda anymore it's just pure sugar and worse for you than the actual soda
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>>34937718
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>>34938015
>Diet soda
>"Pure sugar"
Not sure about that one Anonymous
>worse for you than the actual soda
This is a meme that is not true in any capacity.
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>>34938014
>It's one of my few joys in life. I already cut the sugar and caffeine out of it.
It's still acidic because it's carbonated. Water is the most enjoyable drink once you learn to love it
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>>34938005
Take an antacid, or mix some baking soda with water and drink it.
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>>34938019
Stop drinking it and I guarantee it will go away.
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Anons it’s 60 degrees on the last day of summer. What are you doing? I’m Bruno t my apple candle before the town starts and considering spooky movie season.
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>>34938014
>resistant starch providing fiber.
and to be clear, I don't mean it is literally fiber. It emulates some of the functions fiber does in your cut like delaying insulin spikes.
>>34938020
I only drink diet soda with meals, I drink water otherwise.
>>34938021
Good idea, that also reminds me to put my creatine in thanks
>>34938024
Again, one of the few joys I have in my life. Nothing else hits the same.
>>
women you ever have any fantasies you think about but would NEVER do irl?
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>>34938014
oh ok
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>>34938025
Burning my candle before the rain starts. Wow that one was terrible.
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>>34937994
>I do this like all the time.
Yes, you are a sociopath.
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>>34938027
It's a joy because you're fucking addicted to it, non caffeinated diet soft drinks are riddled to the fucking brim with the worst shit imaginable.
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>>34937955
She was never diagnosed with post partum psychosis and as far as anyone can tell, she didn't meet the criteria.

More importantly, if going off your medication causes you to start stabbing people, you should be in a mental institution. That doesn't mean we lock up everyone who is diagnosed with one of these conditions, but once they start acting in a way that is dangerous to others, they need to be removed from society. There is no such thing as temporary insanity, there's just the waxing and waning of symptoms.
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>>34938028
No.
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What the fuck happened to this place? It used to be a constant stream of incel misogyny, now it's like a cozy chatroom for social rejects.
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>>34938032
>riddled to the fucking brim with the worst shit imaginable.
Not really, it's mainly just phosphoric acid/potassium citrate and aspartame.
What would I even drink instead? Don't say water with a meal because a drink having a contrasting taste to your meal is half of the enjoyment.
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>>34938005
>ground beef, rice, lime juice, seasonings, and diet soda (caffeine free)
I hope this doesn't mean you use the soda for sauce...

>>34938014
>ect
It's "etc."
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Wouldn't it be so much better if attraction worked with each person having a corresponding type instead of everyone being on a scale
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>>34938037
Diet caffeine soft drinks are gonna have more of those than actual soda, have you tried an actual non died caffeinated soda that's not very acidic flavor wise?
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>>34938038
>I hope this doesn't mean you use the soda for sauce...
I don't use a sauce
>Ect
Yeah I get it wrong all of the time when I type because I am STUPID and type FAST and forget to CORRECT IT
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>>34938018
>>
i miss the girl i was seeing so bad in college but the only way i could get in contact with her is by adding her steam profile. deleted my snapchat and instagram and all that shit years ago and apparently instagram doesnt even let you make an account anymore without a phone number and i also no longer have a phone number anymore so i cant message her on instagram

maybe we really are all one consciousness...
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>>34938028
Nah, not really
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>>34937999
I just want pussy.

>>34938000
For her or for me?

>>34938004
>You should know by now, womens outward appearance is never consistent with their inner workings.
True. but I still don't know if mentioning another woman is gonna help me. I just want to plap her a few times.

So basically it's either
>no worries, I've been kinda seeing someone else as well
or
>We could still have some fun sometimes though. No pressure.
Like >>34937919 suggested.

Or rephrasing those slightly, if it helps.
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>>34938035
More women if I were to guess, and people softening up to it
We're also moving past the election incel era and everyone just realizing we're fucked.
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>>34938041
The excess sugar in real soda is much worse for you than anything in diet soda, even for my specifical ailment I imagine.
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>>34938039
There was an episode of farscape sort of like that.
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>>34938028
Yeah. Sometimes I consider throwing away my life in academia for a steadier, more relaxing profession. I find the pace of modern life intimidating.
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>>34938042
>I don't use a sauce
Grim.
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>>34937758
I'd put so many white babies in her. Holy shit Asian women are so hot.
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>>34938039
Do you want me to check the pseudo psychology with our signs, personality type and/or enneagrams anon?
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I hit myself again
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>>34938048
You're gonna have sugar somewhere, take your pick, sugar or acid, unless you eat like a monk and completely eliminate the soda this is gonna keep happening.
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>>34938054
Nta MBTI plx.
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>>34938055
Where does it hurt?
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>>34938046
>For her or for me?
For you. The only thing left on the table is sex, and if she doesn’t want that then she’s doing you a favor by not stringing you along more.
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>>34938058
my soul
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>>34938051
Lemon/Lime juice do a great job of flavoring.
With roasted vegetables I will use the juice of one lemon and olive oil, it is very nice.
I do make my own sauces and use them sometime, recently I've been doing a basic one of
>Greek Yogurt
>Cottage Cheese
>Taco Seasoning
>Lime juice
Blended, the Greek yogurt taste isn't there and the cottage cheese texture is smooth due to being blended, it's pretty good and healthy.
>>34938056
They should make non-acidic diet soda then. I'd be willing to try those flavor packets in water but I'd miss the carbonation
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>>34938057
I think I’m INTJ/P
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>>34938035
Hi
ʘ‿ʘ
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>>34938061
Apply a box of kittens directly to the chest. Or whatever comfy food you want tonight. Comfy food season is upon us.

Anons would you take your gf to the fall ball?
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>>34938063
Sorry to hear that, femanon.
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Women do you find your man making shit/doing precision work hot
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>>34938035
It's better this way. Before the threads would move so fast it was blinding, and it was all incel nonsense. Now actual conversations can occur
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>>34938055
Autism
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>>34938035
>What the fuck happened to this place? It used to be a constant stream of incel misogyny, now it's like a cozy chatroom for social rejects.
So you want even more Clancyposting is what you're saying
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>>34938071
Cooking? Baking? Yes.
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>>34938070
Nta but what's wrong with INTP women?
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>>34938071
Yeah
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>>34938075
Nta cooking is anything but precise.
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Anons what do I do now that I finally get that money is literally an illusion? Like I genuinely get it. I think people go their entire life without truly realizing it.
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>>34938071
Not really
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>>34938078
Pokemon cards scalping?
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>>34938077
I was mainly just joking, but INTPs are the "literal robot" meme type
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>>34938055
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>>34938081
Chop wood, carry water
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>>34938087
No axe, no pail.
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>>34938087
nta
based, genuinely put a smile on my face seeing another anon say this
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>>34937886
>>34938046
Maybe celibacy isn't such a bad idea
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>>34938033
>There is no such thing as temporary insanity, there's just the waxing and waning of symptoms.
Severe manic depression is temporary insanity. Sufferers only go psychotic at the peak of the manic swings, and are completely rational in between. If they start taking Lithium, they generally stay rational. And postpartum psychosis is (probably) caused by an extreme disruption in hormones, changes to the immune system, and disruption of the circadian rhythm, all of which is, you guessed it, temporary. Your medical knowledge is too limited for you to be able to discuss this usefully, I'm afraid. PPP is a recognised condition in the DSM; that it exists is not up for debate; that it constitutes temporary insanity is also not up for debate.

As for whether Ms Clancy was suffering from postpartum psychosis, I have no idea. But the reason they decided to have a trial was in order to determine that, so maybe you should let them get on with it?
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>>34938088
Go to the store and buy them.
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>>34938085
Robots can love too 3:
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Men, can u cook?
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>>34938057
ENFP.
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>>34938085
>"literal robot" meme type
I get that a lot ngl
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>I'm INTP and a Scorpio
Women am I doomed?
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>>34938083
He's opening packs with his hands.
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>>34938095
Not really
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>>34938079
Cooking is chemistry, precision is key especially for baking
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>>34938095
Yea, why?
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>>34938095
Yeah, I can cook well enough.
I know enough techniques to not get bored eating.
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>>34938099
So you're an evil mean scientist?
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>>34938104
im hungry
cook me something neow
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>INTP and Sagittarius
Women, am I doomed?
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>>34938079
This is a fucking can of worms, if you said this on a different day we'd have a full blown discussion on this topic
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>>34938100
That's not making shit/doing precision work either
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>>34938102
Cooking is feeling.
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>>34938095
I constantly get compliments on it. One of my hobbies is going to restaurants, eating and taking note of the food, and recreating it as closely as possible back at home.
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>>34938107
Not gonna cook but I can put something in the oven ifyouknowwhatimsayin
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>>34938068
I'm gonna go hug my cat, I'm a poorfag so I don't get to eat what I want
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>>34938107
Eggs would be quickest. How do you like them? Over easy? Fried? Soft scramble? French omelette? Poached? Diner omelette? I could also whip up a quick salad, otherwise it'd take time to cook something else. What are you in the mood for?
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>>34938102
Cooking is art, baking is chemistry.
You'd know this if you actually cooked anything but dino nuggies, dumbass
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>>34938095
Of course.
What kind of man would I be if I couldn't?

My father, that's who.
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>>34938114
what happened to chivalry
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>>34938095
Yes, I fucking love it.
I have a hard time calling a man that can't cook a man, be self sufficient, like how do these people even function?
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>>34938107
The only men I cook for are family and friends.
You're a stranger.
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>>34938118
I cook more than you do, dumbass
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i actually do believe AI can become sentient. i think most people are dumb and dont understand consciousness is spiritual. everything is spirit.
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>>34938120
Fine, I'd cook you something nice THEN we bone
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>>34938120
Women killed it.
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great ive died of starvation, thanks a lot guys
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>>34938108
>>34938099
I refuse to believe that any grown woman with a life and a job actually believes in astrology. Its just a fun little hobby. Like a game.
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>>34938120
We embraced gender equality
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>>34938123
Then you'd know cooking is not chemistry, it doesn't require absolute precision and improves with an artistic like mind.
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i miss her bros. everyone says not to contact past people and yeah i guess it makes sense. after all she is me. we're all one consciousness.
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>>34938120
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When I'm in the confines of crawling walls, you hold me in place
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>>34938120
Hard to be chivalrous when foids can and will stab you in the back over the smallest things over a misbegotten sense of being owed everything.
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>>34938133
Cooking is math and chemistry, you can try to wrap it in pretty terms like "art" but it is a system of inputs and outputs.
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>>34938110
Shooting guns and other stuff
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>>34938140
>but it is a system of inputs and outputs.
that is literally everything in life
Cooking is only math like if you're following recipes nonstop like a bum
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>>34938139
>a misbegotten sense of being owed everything
You might even say, a sense of... entitlement?
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>>34938146
Yes but the first one sounds harsher.
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>>34938099
Are you me anon?
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2bh when I'm cooking I just guess "this might taste good if I throw this shit in" and it always tastes amazing, I'm always right. I'm Ramsay
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>>34938108
Preist energy.
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>>34938151
What is a Preist
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I literally never see my mbti type mentioned what's up with that.
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>me, robot emotionless scorpio intp
>him, golden retriever cancer
I got some learning to do
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>>34938152
Negative Priest
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>>34938158
What does this archetype entail for me?
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to be honest i said fuck it and deleted my runescape characters for good this time. i actually feel true freedom. subscription slop is literal slavery. WoW forever looks cool but it's slavery in disguise. just pay a subscription for mmo slop forever bro! mmos suck.
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>>34938157
How do people even fall for this shit

Like according to this astrology bullshit then cancers and scorpios together should be like inhaling pure cocaine no?
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>>34938057
Just did it again and got ENTP. It's what I've gotten before along with ENTJ
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>>34938159
That is up to the powers that be. They will drive you mad.
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>>34938162
>should be like inhaling pure cocaine no?
Disappointing and lasts 5 minutes?
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>>34938160
I remember when meeting strangers and making friends in a persistent digital world was a new and exciting thing.
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Women have you ever been groomed by an older man when you were young online?
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>>34938106
I’m not of those things surprisingly
>>34938130
You'd be surprised. I've talked to a few women before that believed in this shit and it's a surreal experience.
>>34938149
Maybe I'm your moid alter ego
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>>34938173
Then wtf are you doing with your life?
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>>34938140
Your autism is immeasurable.
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>>34938172
M, i think i almost was once. Looking back, when i was 13 i’m pretty sure the person who was saying they’re a girl my age must have been an old dude who would’ve gotten pics from me.
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>>34938168
That's comforting!
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>gf has 5 pairs of glasses, and one of them looks much worse on her than the other 4
I shouldn't mention this should I? if it was one that looked better than the other 4 I would be allowed to tell because that's nice, but if 4 look good and one looks bad I can't say because it's mean
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>>34938175
It is what it is, my cooking has consistent results because the means and inputs are consistent.
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>>34938162
>>34938170
Thanks for keeping me away from crack again anons.
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>>34938179
Why does it even matter to you?
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>>34938170
Perfect explanation of astrology
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>>34938174
Not much tbqh
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>>34938179
>moid has a style opinion
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>>34938187
>dairy free butter
So…not butter
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Ok anons who wants to spin the wheel for the next theme?
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>>34938180
This is JH-tier autism.
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I dont actually hate men, but the men here are so baitable - I cant stop.
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>>34938191
HANDS AGAIN
MAKE IT HAAAAANDS
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>>34938194
Cute
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>>34938194
I can't even be mad at this
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Average atoga foid on the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y1PLGS9gTgc
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>>34938201
I’m so confused.
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>>34938196
Anon, it’s out of my hands meow
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>>34938206
Chickenfucker
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>>34938206
Nyoooooo!

>>34938207
lmao
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>>34938187
>>34938182
hmm I thought I was supposed ro communicate with my gf but I guess not. ofc I would never say this to a regular woman
if she asks should I lie or just evade the question?
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how can i signal "i have a big dick" without outright saying/showing it to potential dating prospects, serious question
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>>34938187
>dairy free butter
what a perfect retarded fucking image
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There are moids with gfs here?
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>>34938210
I mean it’s 1 out of 5. Why do you care?
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>>34938214
the moids here HATE women
they hate hate hate women!!!
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>>34938211
If you need to say you have a big dick you don't have a big dick.
You dumb faggot if you're getting to the point where she's seeing your dick it doesn't matter unless you're packing like a 3 incher.
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>>34938214
yes :3
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>>34938218
Are you a femboy?
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>>34938217
but wouldn't the knowledge that it's pretty big be a net gain to my overall pull when it comes to meeting people?
like being tall or anything else, but you obviously can't "show" it so its tougher to use in a dating setting is what im saying.
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>>34938214
Ye
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>>34937936
Idk. That's the kind of text I would send if I was assuming the next date would lead to sex and I didn't want that. I would never actually meet up as friends it's a soft launch to slow ghosting.
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Why i should take foids seriously when foids have no serious principles? They just go with the flow
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>>34938211
Wear tighter pants. And be a little mindful about how you arrange yourself down there when putting them on.
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>>34938211
The only options you have are supposedly grey sweatpants and having "big dick energy." According to women in grey sweats a bulge is more visible. Otherwise if you seem confident and self assured they may just assume you have a big dick anyway
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>>34938219
define femboy
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>>34938184
*pressing 'Talk' on the pop-up dialogue menu*
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>>34938211
You don't
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>>34938221
It’s really not the pull you think it is.
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>>34938210
Do you even have any clothes that genuinely match?
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>>34938231
That's disheartening. Oh well
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>>34938235
Why is it disheartening?
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>>34938221
>obviously can't "show" it
Small dick energy.
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>>34938213
anon is simply too high iq to comprehend the concept of margerine
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>>34938226
>>34938227
How socially excepted is this?
My unerect dick will 100% show if I wear sweatpants for example, but i mostly wear dressier pants or jeans.
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>>34938211
If it naturally comes up in conversation while you're being flirty then you can make an oblique joke about it. But otherwise you don't want to be making a song and dance about it. As someone else said, having a big dick doesn't unfortunately help you get girls. It's just something she'll brag about AFTER you've fucked.
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I'm getting chubby again :(( time to starve myself and smoke a lot again
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>>34938241
What, like somebody's going to call you out for not wearing looser pants?
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>>34938214
Not right now but I'm about to ask out this extremely sweet girl that has won my heart after years of me shutting off women due to a bad relation and I feel like I'm in high school again.
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>>34938241
I'm not a chick but I can't imagine sweats on a date to be appropriate. When I would wear sweats in uni I did get a couple comments on it though
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>>34938241
>How socially excepted is this?
You do not want to actually be showing your dick via tracksuit trousers. A nondescript bulge is okay, but a full imprint showing the shape is fucking weird.
I have to assume the guys giving you that advice have growers rather than showers because I spend a decent chunk of my time every day making sure my dick ISN'T showing.
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>>34938248
Nta, also by the point a chick is checking out your groin, she’s already attracted to you.
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>>34938245
I don't know, maybe?
>>34938247
What kind of comments? I am one of the only people here who dress up, everyone just wears bum clothes to class.
>>34938248
I am a grower but the pre-grow shows, 4.5' to 7'
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>>34938243
do women really just see a big dick as a status symbol and not something they actually get off to or whatever
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>>34938254
That's males being obsessed with penis size, totally not gay btw.
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>>34938214
This one doesn't :(



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