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The gender war is over. A ceasefire is now in effect.
Plap
>>35084715does this mean we all become bf gf now?
ENTJ got voted off of /atoga/ islandTime for round 2 of votinghttps://strawpoll.com/LVyK2pPNOZ0
GenderWhat motivates you?
Women, would you rather date a fat or balding man?
>>35084718Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
>>35084722fat fat tfat fat fat!!!
Women would you date a man who smokes indoors
Would you rather live in Denver or Chicago?
>>35084720F jealousy if im being honest
>>35084722Whichever one is the other choice of what they currently have.
>>35084725but im gf material,,,
>>35084720MI want to create something beloved by children.
GenderWhat's the best interaction you've had with the opposite sex recently?
>>35084728Probably Denver.
>>35084731Thinking you’re gf material precludes you from being girlfriend material.
>>35084733i made friends w an anon who gave me his tag for like an hour or two yesterday which was fun>>35084736but its the truth..
>>35084731You're just going to have to find one the old fashioned way instead of having the King of 4chan assign one to you, sorry.
>>35084733FEvery time I get a reply from cuckworm
>>35084711All men should have tiddies like those.
>>35084730Good answer>>35084726Would you rather date a fat man or a skinny one that wears cat/dog ears
>>35084737>gave me his tagWhat does this mean?
>>35084740Can you explain who that man is and what he means to you, please.
>>35084743fat man 100% >>35084744his contact
>>35084746No im scared now
Women would you like to go to a remote wilderness area with me
>>35084747>his contactHe's obviously trying to hunt you so he can make a coat out of your luxurious pelt.
>>35084747>fat man 100%gonna kms myself
>>35084737You only talked for an hour or two?
>>35084733MI cuddled with a really attractive korean exchange student while watching Fantastic Mr. Fox in April this year, it's been downhill since then though.
>>35084753yes 2 hours>>35084752why?>>35084751thats kind of hot
What do you guys look like
>>35084735Why denver?
>>35084720FNot much I'm rolling down the path of least resistance it doesn't require motivation
>>35084757I have skin, hair, eyes, and teeth
>>35084749lol ok. I'm mostly just curious how he got that nickname
>>35084733MaleI came inside my pregnant wife last night
Why not swallow if it's already in your mouth?
Hello I am from the jungles of the Congo, today is my first day on internet, who is Al Generated?
>>35084727If he's willing to stick his head and the cigarette out the window
Women, would you wear this in public?
>>35084758I've been to Denver once and Chicago once, and I liked Denver better.
>>35084760teef reveal ? :3
>>35084720MMy university apartment feels more and more like a prison cell the longer I stay here. I need to finish my dissertation, and graduate so I can go do travel, date, get a real job, marry and start a family.
>>35084720Mliterally nothing. I know I can't get anything I really want so I'm just rotting until I kill myself eventually.
>>35084766nag but I'm literally laughing out loud at this fuckery
>>35084720MI want to be excellent, elite, in everything I do
>>35084757Like the man of your dreams
>>35084720FLife has been hard. I have no idea why I'm here. I've caused immense pain. I've had people put me through stupid bullshit and immense suffering. I want to understand myself, others, the world, make someone smile, make someone's heart leap once, grasp something better.Or you know something like that.In my mind I always instinctually put myself in a category other than human. I feel walled off from all of that, but I want to be one someday.
>>35084733Uhh does my dad count, he is technically a man
>>35084766My boob r too big :(
I didn't get enough food and now I'm hungry for snacks but I need to save the rest of the food in the fridge for breakfast and lunch and dinner tomorrow.
>>35084776Only if you're having sex
>>35084766Imagine kissing her chest and belly
>>35084722If I had to pick just off of that I would go fat but neither are deal breakers for me.
>>35084757Blue-green eyes, balding, long face, glasses
>>35084775>make someone's heart leap oncefuck, this one hurt
Should I beat off, shower, then get food or get food first?
Femanons, how do I follow up when a woman says "I know" to a compliment?
>>35084720MaleLately, mostly anger and spite
>>35084781I can't think of my last good interaction with a man then. I'm not trying to be disparaging I just don't talk to anyone.
>>35084770What’s ur field of study I want to get married and have academic babies
rate this tummy out of 10
Women, what kinds of genes do you look for in a man that you want to be passed down to your children?
>>35084779>t.
>>35084733M. Not a specific interaction but I really like the production supervisor at work. She's fun.
>>35084766nag but good god foids are foiding so hard on the internet, when will they admit they have a problem
>>35084720>What motivates you?The innate need to prove everyone that they were wrong about me. My existence is purely out of spite.>>35084728Denver. I've been to Chicago and it's nothing to write home about.>>35084766>would you wear this in public?No, I don't do slutwear.
>>35084786Beat off into your food while taking a shower
>>350847918, incredibly grabable
>>35084757Lighter skinned black moid with a beard, 3C curls and nerdy computer glasses, kinda muscular, I can bench lmao3pl8
>>350847916, she's sucking it in so I can't give it an accurate rating
>>35084791I think that's a genuine 10/10
>>35084720M, I want to be somebody my grandpa would be proud of.>>35084757Bad.>>35084776Yes, of course he'd count.>>35084794What's she like?
>>35084715so foids are digging tunnels under hospitals, got it
>>35084799Heyyyy
>>35084790nuclear physicsI lowkey want to drop out of research and go do medical physics or become a fantasy author though. The latter might be an inevitable side project, I doubt it'd be good enough to put food on the table, but I have some big ideas.
>>35084766Even if I used the tape so my nips would stay covered this would be a disaster on me. Hell no.
>>35084757I look like if the Undertaker got Paul Bearer mpreg and they had a son who smoked too much marijuana in his 20s
>>35084799>3C curls
>>35084757a guy once told me i look like the son from that elephant animated movie
>>35084803>What's she likeBubbly.
>>35084733MA friend is playing tomodachi life and made me as a Mii, it was very funny
My execution is scheduled for tomorrow.
>>35084757Fat and balding
>>35084803Ok cool. I had lunch with my dad last week and it was nice.
>>35084804Yes, I'm afraid you've been left with no choice but to snipe unwitting foids minding their own business on Crystal Cafe
>>35084757Light brown hair green eye freckl
my twitter account has been locked for age verification. can i get it back now?
>>35084757blue-black hair, green eyes, pale, tall, hourglass figure.>>35084766No.>>35084814How are they doing it?
>>35084757I’ve shared an old pic before, I’m not that memorable
>>35084819Show them your penis
>>35084821link it :0
I wouldn't mind goth women if they weren't so pretentious and standoffish
>>35084757oblong face, slight tan skin, wavy black hair, lean face with big eyes and a roman nose
>>35084818Plap
>>35084822it is asking for my ID else it's over for my account
>>35084803How bad, that’s ominous
Is adding salt to pasta overkill if the butter is salted?
>>35084825...but Im so sweet...
>>35084757I look like a white man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsbUcu0buw
>>35084824I’m not fat
>>35084833A lot of goth or alt chicks I know are kinda mean and pretentious
>>3508482050 man Firing line
>>35084836i didnt ask if u were fat i still wanna c
>>35084831I think I'm a 2/10.
>>35084833Baby, baby, you're so sweeeet
>>35084840Lemme rate
>>35084837Maybe... I dont know. I havent had the same experience but im a woman so maybe theyre just less guarded around me.
>>35084840You’ve posted yourself before, why are you acting shy? You look like a normal dude
>>35084757I've self posted before and had reactions that made me wanna die, so take that as what you want to.
>>35084840Give description. I don't think genuine 2/10s hang out in atoga.
>>35084818> FrecklesHnnngg
>>35084843I blame these weirdos who obsess over them. Yes they're hot, you don't have to constantly bring it up
>>35084832yeahthere is a lot of salt in salted butteradd a little bit cracked pepper and cayenne instead. very small amounts to start, find your taste.
>>35084849Alright, thanks
Goth and alt women are never as kinky as you want them to be
>>35084757A more Scotch Irish version of Michael Phelps had he been skinny fat.
>>35084845Wait this actually makes me so sad can we all be nice please>>35084847 omg those r words!!! U don’t even know what I look like fr
Idc what you say you niggas CANNOT tell what someone looks like from a description
>>35084851I guess I got lucky...
>>35084844I hate how I look. I think I'm ugly. I know that people have their tastes but I can't shake that.>>35084846I was described as a younger Linus Torvalds or a less skinny chudjak.
Sleepytoga
>>35084856congrats
Did Michael Jackson have autism?
>>35084851Just wait until you get to that stone cold extremely introverted goth girl at the library who does pseudo intellectual creepy shit.
>>35084853Please don't be sad, it's okay I know people have preferences.
>>35084857I think at some point you gotta just get over being ugly and embrace delusional confidence.>>35084851Definitely not true.
>>35084862Maybe
I'm the only one that has the balls to call you ugly.
>>35084854You can tell body types pretty well from a description.
the only uglies r the ppl who are ugly on the inside
>>35084840>>35084857How did you fuck a married woman if you're so grotesque? Was her husband even worse?
>>35084864How kinky are you then?
My butter tin broke
>>35084867Everyone post your body NOW
>>35084857>Linus TorvaldsKek ok so you look like bfs dad then. You could do the whole cute nerd thing, you have the personality for it.
>>35084870Not telling. :)
>>35084864bird u were my pick from last thread>>35081755
>>35084874Then my point stands
>>35084872i already did last week
Fuck it why not>>/soc/35452834probably messed it up anyway
>>35084871Post butter tin
>>35084720f. i cycle endlessly between manic creativity and whimsy that pushes me to write stories and songs and poems and go on long walks and romanticize stupid little things, and a ferocious demonic lust that possesses me to actually hunt the things i want and take incredibly unwide actions like getting my mail from halfway across my apartment complex almost completely naked because i got mad that i couldnt find a good videogame about exhibitionism and then i realized what the fuck i can just go do it but by the time i got downstairs i almost couldnt breathe but i'm fine now and i'm supposed to just fall asleep with this adrenaline and go to work tomorrow like everything is fine somehow
>>35084870She shoves things up men's butts
>>35084883>goth woman who is a domyawn, not my thing
>>35084880canu try again
>>35084881Retardmaxxing. I’ll just crazy glue it together or go thrift another
>>35084879Hope he changed his cut by now>>35084880Dumbass >>>/soc/35452834
>>35084879Pssshhh ok. Ohio do something with your hair. It's giving 13 going on 30. You ain't ugly though.
>>35084880>>35084888I remember you posting your balding hairline
>>35084868dating apps debunked this though
The depression monster is back>>35084720Shinji would never say that!
>>35084864I dunno how well I can do that. I feel very uncomfortable doing things that I feel are narcissistic, like having social media or keeping a journal or pictures of myself, even.>>35084869I never saw him, but I think we were basically similar. She was mentally ill.I think I actually messaged her once after that and accused her of having some sort of weird kink, and suggested she was only interested in me because she wanted to bed an ugly guy.>>35084888>>35084889My hair is long right now. But you see my problem anyways.
>>35084887Idiot. How did you do that. Super glue will leach into your butter
I posted mine on soc once but I’m too scared to link because I’ve started over sharing on here
>>35084879This guy isn't even kinda ugly. He would look better with a different haircut though.
>>35084879He looks extremely normal.
>>35084888ya all say you're ugly af yet i see some really cute girls in there. i knew ya all were larping normies
>>35084896Oh you know, dumping hot water onto it when draining a pot > Super glue will leach into your butterGg
>>35084875Thaaank you. :)>>35084894Keeping a journal is just good practice. Its healthy.>>35084888Kinda looks like julius cesar.
>>35084897oversharing what? im too scared to link my stuff too lol
All of the motherfuckers who post here are at least a 5/10 who think they're a 3/10
>>35084900That's soc not atoga. Truly Ugly people wouldn't post themselves anyway
>>35084888You look like Eric's realm if he was fit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loMWbNQCbKM
>>35084890So now you get why I hate myself
>>35084897Nobody remembers you except for me
WomenWould you doll your face up with makeup just so your man has a prettier face to fuck?
>>35084903Idk honestly the clipboard guy has me on my toes. Im in the thread tho this one guy was mad about my glasses haha
>>35084892>Shinji would never say that!Actually,
>>35084902I want to. I want a record of my thoughts and feelings that will persist even if I lose my mind like my grandma did. But it's hard for me, I feel so conceited and self-absorbed writing about myself.
>>35084910yea sure why not
>>35084904I've been told I have a good face but that's by my friends. I have a hard time believing considering my lack of success with women
>>35084894Lol did you homewreck too or was a kink thing?
>>35084899What does that even mean lmao
>>35084904I looked ok before I shaved my head but that was the point
>>35084914Marry me
>>35084910id put on makeup for it if he wanted but id probably get grumpy if he said it was to give him "a prettier face". my face is the same! it just looks different! dont say it like you dont like my face! you jerk!
>>35084911there r a lot of anons w glasses , can i get another hint
Have you ever eaten at a Michelin star restaurant?If so, how did it compare to other fine dining (or equivalent) experiences?
>>35084910I dont wear makeup. >>35084913I think you have a complex of some kind, dude.
>>35084911Clipboard guy?
>>35084885>there's sand in this desert?
>>35084920I like the process of going from nice makeup to worn makeup>>35084923Not even a little eyeliner?
>>35084917There's nothing wrong with him. He's just a normal dude. He's not ugly, he's not a supermodel. He just looks like a guy.
>>35084813Does her name start with A and end with a?
>>35084921Imagine a jacked but shy virgin fitcel nerd. What a perfect creation that would be.
>>35084925Why would I date a dominant person? I'm a man
I wish I never shaved my head I had anime hair
>>35084911HOT
>>35084757super duper boring and bland. i have brown hair and brown eyes and white skin with some freckles but not a lot, and i'm not an extreme height or build, and i have no real notable features that people didn't make fun of growing up. imagine a homeschooler who loved horses and nerf guns and you will prolly be spot on
>>35084910I don't use waterproof eyeliner I'll actually look worse if I put in makeup for sex
>>35084864>I think at some point you gotta just get over being ugly and embrace delusional confidence.That's harmful to women though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGIam-R8mjk
>>35084929anon that doesn’t really help me out much
>>35084934The whole point is to look disheveled by the end
>>35084920>my face is the same!>it just looks different!Soooo….not the same.
>>35084904way higher than 5/10a lot of guys there are model tier and some ridiculously pretty women as well. i dont think i saw a single ugly face
>>35084921Lol idk what else to say just look for a huge comment about how fat and ugly my nose is
>>35084926I will wear makeup on special occasions, but otherwise no. I prefer skincare, haircare, eyelash perms etc.
>>35084910I don't know how to do makeup. :/
>>35084911Why's your nose so big
>>35084916It's a long story. In short, she and I met 8 years prior and e-dated on and off and were basically each others' first loves, and her husband encouraged her to meet with me to resolve what was unresolved. I wanted to call it off but the guy actually genuinely told her to do it, so I went ahead with it.>>35084923Of course I do. I used to reply to myself anonymously just to say horrible things to myself, remember?
>>35084940It's ridiculous. IT'S RIDICULOUS
>>35084938And that's...appealing to you? It's not cute disheveled I look like I got punched.
>>35084928Yes. Are you also a 5’9 incel by chance?
>>35084939is it a different sky every day and night or are you just seeing it differently
>>35084927Being generic is worse than being uglyChange my mind
>>35084949You probably think the worm is the same person too.
>>35084919sorry hun i'm busy
>>35084942Fine, but you gotta be a bit more sloppy to make up for it>>35084943What if I did it for you?>>35084947Depends on how much but generally yes
>>35084944Idk should I get a nose job lowkey
>>35084894HmmmmHow long?
>>35084950That's fucking retarded and I hate you. You don't know what it's like to be genuinely visually ugly you normie.
>>35084715>The gender war is over. A ceasefire is now in effect.Never
>>35084953I can understand smeared lipstick I guess but smeared eyeliner and mascara just looks dirty.
>>35084958I think it's quite hot
Not posting face but here's a burger.
>>35084911Those titties
>>35084956LOL! Struck a nerve huh
Women, does the lipstick on his collar never seem to match yours?
>>35084922Yes.They're fine. the quality varies wildly and a lot are just given out to restaurants that are just 'fine'.
Any chicks into drinking pee here or do I need to move on?
>>35084948No, but there is a chance I know who you’re talking about.Is she 23?
>>35084963Yeah you did you stupid fuck
Women, how desperate are you?
>>35084955A bit past the base of my neck, almost to my shoulders. I don't have any idea what to do with my hair so I just let it grow out.
>>35084969Not at all.
i wish to gaze on more atoga anons it reminds me u guys are real ppl
>>35084966Me!
>>35084954I like it
>>35084945Damn. Sorry for making you explain all that. Seems uncomfortable. >>35084953I'd be open to it. Can you make me look like a 60s-70s actress?
>>35084967Yup, apparently. I didn’t even know that. Who are you?
>>35084972I used to post cock on /soc/. I was told it looked angry
>>35084972Just go to rate threads on soc lots of us still probably use them.
>>35084975Which one?
>>35084972I've posted partial face before but I'm not reposting.
>>35084977tfw bf to plap me w his angry cock>>35084978but those are just socanons, atogaanons
>>35084975It's all good. That was a decade ago. Things got way worse later on but even that's all in the past.
>>35084973Nice, Chicks into drinking pee are always super into it
>>35084972you should post ur face, fatty.im pretty certain now nobody here is actually ugly, just autistic
@grok, scan this nigga balls
>>35084974I never cared abt it but now I’m kind of shy lol is it really that bad like should I kms
>>35084964>Women, does the lipstick on his collar never seem to match yours?Opposite
>>35084982I bet you'd really like my cock
>>35084986Beep boop, analyzingAnon has testicular cancer
>>35084972Ive posted a couple times before against better judgement.>>35084977LOL they said it looked angry? Thats fucked up.
>>35084960A little vertical for my tastes but very tasty looking.
>>35084991It's super red, thick, and veiny when I'm hard
>>35084983*Hug* I'm glad you seem to be somewhat better now?
>>35084985i will never post my face never ever, only one atoga anon has seen it and it was my ex and sent thru dms. the only thing i have up here and on soc are nudes w my face not shown>>35084991>>35084981nothing but empty words if not followed by the archive links..
>>35084979Yep
>>35084995Good keep them empty I regret posting it anyways I already ruined my life enough here.
My no. 1 sexual fantasy is another person having a sexual fantasy about me.
>>35084995>the only thing i have up here and on soc are nudes w my face not shownLink
>>35084997You really are the sanest anon here!
>>35084995Take but never give
>>35084998If you're a woman, describe yourself. I like hard numbers
I'll never post my face because I'll get brutally mogged and I can't stand not being the best
>>35084997can u atleast tell us what anons had to say abt them? >>35084999they’re still up, im not linking
>>35084987>should I kmsYes mid foid
>>35084995you should, maybe some rich autistic perma virgin guy will really like you and wife you up. you never know
>>35084998same, the idea someone is attracted to me is so attractive
>>35084982Respect our culture and call is atogans please thanks
>>35085008Describe yourself
>>35084980Mostly thinking of sharon tate. I'm kind of obsessed with how they did eye makeup back then. Something almost egirlish about it but its still subtle enough.
>>35084994>*Hug*Aw, how nostalgic! Thanks a lot anon.Yeah, the way the relationship ultimately ended was devastating, but still not in the top 3 worst things to ever happen to me.
>>35084970Look, bro. You probably look fine. Your face is fine, eyes are fine, nose is fine. Hair was a bit chopped in that pic but hair is SO fucking easy to fix, it’s the easiest thing a person can change about themselves.You are always going to be your biggest critic. How many times have you been called unattractive or ugly to your face? Probably never. That’s what happens to actual ugly people.You’re not a 2/10. Fuck you, no homo
>>35085012I could definitely do that if you'd be good to me
>>35085004Some of them thought I was cute, some of them made fun of me because I have a lot of moles.
>>35085004>they’re still up, im not linkingI found them anyway I'm pretty sure.
I regret ever coming to atoga sometimes, but the more I spend time here the more I realize you're all kinda chill people. Sure we have problems but overall nobody's ever as bad as we think.
>>35084996She sure settled, lmao
>average "straight" femanon
>>35085010what abt atogoids ?>>35085007only a mother could love a face like mine>>35085017dam ppl always have to find something to judge someone for huh, personally i think moles are attractive, guy or girl>>35085019well, whats the consensus ?
>>35085012Tate is eternally mogged by Jean Shrimpton though. The makeup is very nice, I will say.
>>35085020There are some legitimate cr*cs out there
>>35084960That's fucking horrendous and whoever made it should feel ashamed of themselves. Their mother should feel ashamed for giving birth to them.
>>35085023>well, whats the consensus ?I didn't know you had top surgery.
>>35085022They'd probably agree that's a sittable face
>>35085015>pep talk>ends with "Fuck you"LOLI appreciate it though. I'll try to drill that into my head. I've had a good few women interested in me, I just always convince myself that they're mentally ill or aiming low.>>35085020Uhh idk about that. I like the sentiment but there are some very bad people around.
>>35084969>Settle for a guy who doesn't make my life worseis the same as when guys say they just want a girl who is breathing. There is a whole other list of things they're conveniently leaving out.
>>35085027okay so u actually didnt find them, thx a lot
>>35085006Ok I hate you>>35085017I haven’t seen ur pics but In my head ur so beautiful and gorgeous because ur really nice <3
>one friend says I'm a 4/10 and clapped>Another says I have a good face card and "insane mog" Who do I believe
>>35085023Respect our culture or perish
>>35085026Why?
>>35085011>Describe yourselfBruh
>>35085038I wanna know
>>35085020I think I ran off the only anon I truly dislike.
Ok I just realized something. I've gotten many blowjobs from all the women I've been with in my life. But I've literally never had a woman get down on her knees and give me a blowjob. It's always been like mostly in bed, or sometimes in the car.
>>35085011im ugly
>>35085042Plap
>>35085034It's all subjective. Believe both
>>35085042Let me be the judge
Why are women so gay and retarded?
>>35085034>>one friend says I'm a 4/10 and clapped>>Another says I have a good face card and "insane mog">Who do I believeMy female friends say I'm ugly, but my male friends disagree. I'm inclined to believe the women though since I'm straight. You should probably believe whichever sex you're attracted to
>>35085040Who
>>35085004>>35085042Whoever is the first to link a pic, I'll vote for the other one in the strawpoll earlier
>>35085039Hello newfag
>>35085048Anonymous.
>>35085049is it okay if the pic is an old repost? im in my jammies rn
>>35085020not true, multiple regulars in this thread genuinely would get murdered in prison and deserve it
Foids, if your boyfriend ordered you to "suck that dick, bitch!" and "do a good fucking job!" would you comply? Or would you object and protest? How would you react?
>>35085051No I’m still here
>>35085054Yes
>>35085042post face>>35085023>only a mother could love a face like mineyou cant be that ugly
>>35085044How am I supposed to believe two contradictory things >>35085047They're both men
>>35085059im ugly!>>35085049if someone tries linking my nudes it will get u banned i think
>>35085031Oh, I thought you were the lower case poster in the ftm chaser thread I see now that they're asian.
>>35085056Will you quit asking this it was old 6 attempts ago
My dick is ready and waiting, ladies.
>>35085057Shoot.
>>35085062no that is meand wdym asian? im not asian
>>35085060>How am I supposed to believe two contradictory things Like soFast food is good :)Fast food is bad :(
>>35085033Stop being nice to me! I'm evil >:-(Jkjk <3
>>35085065Better luck next time
>>35085066Imagine having such a profound schizophrenia
>>35085064*kicks u in the balls*
Women, do you write poetry?
My computer is acting fucked up now. I do not feel like going through a shit ton of repairs now as I already fixed the main repair. Fortunately I do not have to play any games so I'm gonna leave it as it is now until I get it repaired.
>>35085047dont trust anyone. when you're chopped you know you're chopped. if you're confused it's likely because you're either mid or somewhat attractive
>works out with femanon so we're both in shape and can go for 3 hours straight
>>35085074No, I like her handwriting tho>>35085076So I’m chopped
>>35085074Since when is a sentence considered poetry?
>>35085067There's only one lower case poster in that thread and it's an asian with top surgery. The other person posting pics is too fat to be you, quit trolling.
Alright time to ask againGenderWhat femanon or moid from atoga would you fuck?
>>35085082Me too, I like pretty handwriting
>>35085084im really confused, are u saying i looked fat in those pics?
>>35084957>in a society built for men to succeedIt really does bother me women get to say this shit with zero pushback
>>35085085MI choose femanon.
>>35085085Whoever has the largest tits and a waist under 32 inches
Who do you think is the cutest girl you've ever seen on the internet? Public people, not like a friend of yours.
>>35085088If it makes you feel any better, she's probably an uber sub
Your cum is useless. Know your place, moids.
>>35085085Her
>>35085036>Why?It's two feet tall, has a fucking salad worth of vegetables on it, the meat looks like a boiled hockey puck, there are beets on it, and the bun wasn't even toasted.>>35085046>Why are women so gay Women are pretty>and retarded?Women live 5 years longer on average for a reason, and it's not because we're the retarded ones.>>35085085>What femanon or moid from atoga would you fuck?JH or Kittenposter. I feel like they're missing out on good sex.
>>35085095Specifically cute, not beautiful or hot?
>>35085090All of them?
>>35085096No it doesn't make me feel any better
>>35085102>JH or Kittenposter. I feel like they're missing out on good sex.At least pick somebody hot
Entjeet got banned and now he has to post without a name to hide from the jannies like a whipped cuck
>>35085103Yes. Still in an attractive way, but not like a sexy bombshell.
>>35085104No, a specific one.
>>35085102>It's two feet tall, has a fucking salad worth of vegetables on it, the meat looks like a boiled hockey puck, there are beets on it, and the bun wasn't even toasted.The bun was toasted, and there's nothing wrong with having vegetables on a burger you just have Texas Meat Autism.
>>35085095>>35085109That suicide fuel picture of the girl with doe eyes looking up longingly at some guy
>>35085085MHonestly no one. There’s no one I feel a bond with
>>35085085FI’m not going to say the specific one because that will invite trouble for him
>>35085115If you get forklift certified a girl will look at you like that too.
>>35085095jessica clements without a doubt
>>35085117You cannot just drop a bomb like that
>>35085117Now you have to say it.
>>35085085MNobody, I genuinely don't want to be with anyone anymore. I've been hurt too many times and I also don't wanna hurt others anymore either.
I need her embrace
>>35085120>>35085122No :(>>35085123I’d sooner fucking die
>>35085002I have light brown hair, I'm 26 years old, I'm 6ft tall and I have a 7inch penisI'm a man not a tranny or anything like that, the thought of you getting your hopes up only to hear about my dick was just too funny to pass up.
>>35085058>>35085054>>35085049>>35085045desu not a good pic i just didnt like anything else in my photos, i swear all the images i want magically dissappear >>35085059nope!
Everyone puts beets on burgers in my country, they taste good. Our McDonalds even sells a burger with beets and egg on it.
>>35085129Those boots look awful with that fit
M and F,Do you call your uncle's wife "aunt", or your aunt's husband "uncle"?
>>35085129Coochie is eating that
>>35085131I was going to say the same thing but ur cutie kittenposter :3
>>35085131it was for a costume, they were like $5 at the thrift store
>>35085129nice waist
>>35085129Don't be silly. Put on a sun dress and you're an 8/10. Or a really baggy knit sweater.
>>35085106>At least pick somebody hotIsn't JH hot? Also, KP needs it. >>35085111>The bun was toastedExplain this>and there's nothing wrong with having vegetables on a burgerYeah, but not when it's twice the portion of your meat. That's like putting a leaf of lettuce in a bowl of bacon and calling it a salad.>>35085130Consider yourself an opp>>35085132>Do you call your uncle's wife "aunt", or your aunt's husband "uncle"?I call them mommy and daddy during the threesomes.
>>35085129I’m gonna go jerk off now, might even tribute
>>35085118Found it>God, I hope so
>>35085129hip dips are the only falio. ur body is pretty fuckable otherwise
>>35085135Huh so women agreeIf I have a good sense of fashion as a man does that mean I'm gay
>>35085087If that's you, you're literally the hottest person itt. I'm not joking, and this will be my first and last simp post.
>>35085127Invite trouble for him how so?
>>35085141That’s a pornstar
>>35085085M>>35085129A promise is a promise, I’ll vote for fatshitter then
>>35085133men dont have hip dips more often than women
>>35085129echoing the other anon, thats a nice waist
>>35085129Oh my goodness. This is so attractive to me.
>>35085139>That's like putting a leaf of lettuce in a bowl of bacon and calling it a salad.Normal in America
>>35085129You look good but I feel like posting this is a bad sign coming from what little I know about you.
>>35085145no way, do u mean the ones on soc? i dont wanna take credit for another femanon's nudes lol
>>35085129Very lewd tanlines.
>>35085154It’s way too late for that
>>35085141Oh I thought you meant the other girl, who's like squatting down and looking up at the camera with big eyes. Isn't that just like, ana de armas or something?
>>35085144Not gay I think
>>35085154>You look good but I feel like posting this is a bad sign coming from what little I know about you.You have no idea, lol
You'll note that femanons refused to pick any moid they'd be willing to fuck... Grim
>>35085156>tanlinesI think thats just her granny panties under the tights lol
>>35085139>Explain thisIt was golden brown in the middle, not my fault it didn't toast evenly.>Yeah, but not when it's twice the portion of your meat.Yes you can, and the burger itself had grated zucchini in it.>Consider yourself an oppMaybe we should just respect each other's culture.
>>35085163Oh pfft lol those are just tights, you're right
>>35085139She's a bit overweight
>>35085146Invite certain people to single out and harass him
I'm going to buy a starter set of the starcraft tabletop game. which one should I get?
>>35085162This is some Asian bih using you for a green card
>>35085141this is AI. women this good looking don't exist IRL
>>35085147>>35085158Apparently it’s Turkish actress Cemre Baysel
>>35085168It’s qt
>>35085170He stole it from Twitter, don't reply to him
>>35085109>Yes. Still in an attractive way, but not like a sexy bombshell.Probably Hummusnewt
>>35085167>She's a bit overweightMore to love, I guess. Plus, I'm Texan. I know how to wrangle a sow.
>>35085173Also absolutely not, please don’t be insulting
>>35085163>granny pantiesthese are granny panties?https://www.target.com/p/women-s-laser-cut-cheeky-bikini-underwear-auden/-/A-54046791?preselect=53917292#lnk=sametab
>>35085168That's nice of you. Why not just tell him?
>>35085155You said it's in the ftm thread, right? Yeah, you're hot. Even if I have the wrong person, I don't wanna know that's how I'm imagining you
>>35085161I don't blame them
>>35085178KP stop buying Target underwear I know it's cheap but it wears out way faster than the better stuff.
>>35085180no i didnt posted them in the ftm thread, im not really ftm anymore the hot f(tm)emanon is not me
>>35085171makeup+lighting+compressionmoids are so stewpid
>>35085162That’s Maggie Gondo you pathetic fucking obese loser
ONE INCH MAN, ALONG THE SHORE
>>35085187One Man. One Inch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9-HvevjQE
>>35085162On fucking god just leave this place and never come back
Sometimes I wonder if entj is doing a bit, there is no way someone so completely retarded knows how to use the internet and complete the captchas
>>35085182you cant convince me to pay $39.99 for a single pair of VS undies. Im an icky gross depressed stem student you cant expect me to wear expensive lingerie and match it to the bra colors regularly
>>35085185Why would I be jealous of a retard moid larping having a gf on here
>>35085193>>35085189I posted it
Women be choosing underwear based on cuteness. I choose what underwear to wear based on what is at the top of my drawer when I reach for it.
>>35085179Fine, fuck itOhio
>>35085183Darn. And yeah I was confused about why it would be there but the convo was implying it was there. Too lazy to dig more...grrrr
>>35085184still she is just too perfect looking. i've seen this exact clip on instagram a billion times>Cemre Bayselshe is obv very pretty but not as good looking as she looked in this AI altered video
>>35085192Hi KP I get my undies from aerie and they do rlly good sales! They’re a nice quality and they have some comfy ones similar to the target ones u posted
>>35085190We got ENTJ schizophrenia confirmed before GTA 6
It's quite lonely mogging all your peers
>>35085199link something of urs and i'll tell u which threaddeal?
>>35085022same desu.
>>35085201I also used to buy Aerie. Probably the best you'll find on a tight budget.
>>35085183Aw wait hi again
>>35085192Girl you can get 10 for for that price at aerie on their best sales and they are better than the target ones.
>>35085203mogging only exists in your head. try uttering this infront of anyone who isn't a parasocial and you're guaranteed to be labelled as a weirdo
>>35085202He's been schizophrenic for a long time. His disappearance might have been due to being institutionalized
>>35085190>the captchas4chan pass
>>35085208meowdywho r u
>>35085210"Mogging" and "to mog" is in normie vocab now
>>35085176>texanare you okay with talarico teaming up with the muslim guy to implement shiara law?
>>35085198Would you have a threesome with him and the married chick he banged?
>>35085201>>35085207Which aerie are we talking about, i can think of like 3 places named that. There like the place with the jeans and the place with the random decor and the place with the green stuff or whatever and all of them sell undies. Which one are you referring to?
>>35085204If he doesn't I will.
Kittenposter do you mind if I save that picture of you for masturbation purposes?
>>35085213I’m ur twin remember :p I want to see ur pics and hype u up too. Idk if u saw mine earlier but u can judge how the detrans is going
>>35085198lol. He seems nice.
>>35085219No, she sounds terrible. It can be tender one on one healing sex
>>35085224Someone post her belly
>>35085197On a day to day basis it depends on what pants I'm wearing. And if anyone is going to see them, I like to coordinate if I can.
>>35085224well now im embarssed cuz i was super whiney in the posts, lolbut hi, how r u doing?>>35085222go on
>>35085220I'm not them but isn't that American Eagle's brand?
>>35085220I think they’re all the same they r like a sister brand for American eagle. I got some really cute Christmas ones recently for pretty cheap as a fellow broke college student
>>35085226>No, she sounds terribleThat's unnecessarily harsh
>>35085218>are you okay with talarico teaming up with the muslim guy to implement shiara law?Jesse, wtf are you talking about?>>35085220>There like the place with the jeansThis one. It's American Eagle.
>>35085235I don’t like people who cheat on their partners and he said what came later was even worse….
Every woman I've had sex with wore Aerie panties. Fun useless fact about my life
>>35085220One of those places is AnthropologieThis is a dumb bit
>>35085231Stop it’s okay me too I keep considering never coming back on here because I keep acting annoying and making a fool of myself. Can we memory wipe everyone :,(I’m doing good! Kinda, I think I’m sick rnHow r u??
>>35085239>Every woman I've had sex with wore Aerie panties. Fun useless fact about my lifeFor me it's Freya bras.
>>35085239One of the last girls I had sex with before becoming the husk of a human being I am now wore panties with a little tiny bow on the front, and they were extremely cute.
>>35085129HOly shit this slut is at it again
>>35085245Those are the greatest kinds of panties.
>>35085243>inb4 tomboy fetishists
>>35085243I need to nibble your ear
>>35085243You're very cute.>>35085249Let me enjoy this.
Femanon I'd thirstpost at you but I just got conscripted to fight in a foreign war
>>35085243I already knew ud be beautiful as fick and amazing see I told you!!! Wow can all femanons kiss I like the vibes in here when the moids stfu
>>35085244European?
>>35085232>>35085233>>35085237okay sorry i realize now which youre talking abouti got these all confused>Aerie>Areopostale>Anthropologie
So............... sex?
>>35085249nta but yeah I happened across this girl today, she's a tomboy who looks like a dorky librarian but she has a killer body and posts thirstraps when she's not being a librarian tomboy. Would recommend.
>>35085129I wanna make you squirt so bad
>>35085240christ anon how do u walk around w that thinghow do i know thats u?>>35085243cute, imagining u as alice from twilight from here on out>>35085242ppl are annoying on here all the time, especially me lol, im kinda known for it, just ignore them and post as u wish,>How r upretty good, a lil worried abt an upcoming exam though but looking forward to thanksgiving break
>>35085262you want to make me pee?? ew
>>35085243NtaYou look like Ryan Ross (compliment)
wish 4chan had a general chat so the degenerates could go elsewhere
>>35085263>christ anon how do u walk around w that thing>how do i know thats u?It's only like 7", and that is me. You gonna link now?
>>35085244>Freya bras.Aren't those huge?
>>35085265Yes but in a sexy way. Like you cumming on my cock hard way
>>35085254Ok now where's your end? :3I think you're probably cute too
>>35085263We can be annoying together. Nooo fuck good luck on ur exam!!. I don’t even get a break I think I’m going to die soon
PenisesHow do you want to be milked
>>35085268>only like 7">onlydickflation is real >You gonna link now?im not linking cause i dont wanna risk ban but they are posted in probably the most obvious thread on soc, >>35085272oh r u not american?
atoga is healing?
Are all women on dating apps whores? Are all men on dating apps manwhores?
2bh if I had a hot bod I'd hoe out too
>>35085266That's probably what I would look like if I actually trooned lol
>>35085279ur the type of person to intrude at a church trying to pick up chicks
>>35085269They go down to a 28B but have an extended cup size range
>>35085274long strokes from base to tip, alternating hands while you rim me
FemanonsStop being shy and answer >>35085085
Women, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you all so crazy that you're literally making up new ways to be crazy?
>>35085271Wait I can show u but I posted it on soc and idk how to link directly someone help
>>35085085I'm replying with fat fetish so she'll actually link pics
>>35085281Well I wouldn't do it a church but yeah
>>35085281We actually had a guy kicked out of our church because he was trying to get with an underage girl. He was like in his 30's I think.
>>35085277yea back to the neurotic polyculr
>>35085285What is this post even going on about? Yeah some people walk with canes.
>>35085287idk if dirty catbox pics is banneable or not
>>35085275>not americanNo I am I just study somewhere evil and retarded
>>35085289sounds awful sorry to hear
>>35085085M4'11" japanese femanon if she real
Need skinny black woman with an afro to suck my cock
>>35085286>>>/soc/(number)
>>35085285>>35085291I can't believe they named it after the candy
>>35085274Tenderly.>>35085275>im not linking cause i dont wanna risk banFemanons always chicken out.
>>35085291It's a literal trend on TikTok now, like when women were convincing themselves they had Tourette's. Now they convince themselves they're crippled also. I've seen a couple of these freaks in real life for the first time recently.
>>35085285Trannies can get osteoporosis really young
>>35085289Orthodox?
>>35085295I bet her pussy is so fucking tight
>>35085225That’s hardly a good reason to want to fuck someone
>>35085292I posted some just before and didn't get banned.
>>35085301>tfw no wheelchair bound gf>tfw ywn install a ramp to your home>tfw yw ninstall an elevator on the stairwellAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>35085285oh my god dr greg house!!
>>35085271Ok I think here >>>/soc/(35556355) if this doesn’t work I’m so sorry lol
>>35085303No, it is a Protestant church and I guess he had some kind of inappropriate relationship going on with a teen. Somebody got wise to it and told the elders, the elders confronted him and he admitted to it, and then they told him not to come back, and told the security team he's not welcome.
>>35085310Remove the parentheses oh my god what is your iq
>>35085310Without the parentheses.....
>>35085310>>>>/soc/35556355Fixed
>>35085311average atoga user
>>35085313I’m sorry LOL I said I’m new
>>35085308It's nice to see that the tumblr demographic continues to exist after the death of tumblr.
>>35085314You look like the MAD kid
>>35085316You...... are not fat fetish poster
>>35085317Of course. It's the daughter of the livejournal demographic.
>>35085314I want to fuck you so bad
>>35085318You guys are ruthless
>>35085319lol y did u think that was me
>>35085319I never said I was?
>>35085314This can’t be real
>>35085319She used upper case letters, why would you think she was?
>>35085319I had to change how I type because some stupid moid would always mistake me for fat fetishist.
Ok so we got a femanon posting face and cleavage, that'll be 100 moid hand pics please
Why do foids never seem to express buyer's remorse?
>>35085327rofl
>>35085314What the FUCK! A girl like this posts here? No way. I demand proof.
>>35085318He’s so cute that’s my son thank u anon
I found fat fetish poster in the fat guy thread on /soc/ but she didn't post pics.
>>35085326I thought the entire point was to get fat fetish poster to post a pic. Who tf is this girl>>35085324>>35085327No offense, I'm just surprised, that's a cute girl and I was not expecting that
>>35085285Is this the new “I’m on the spectrum” fad
Anons, Ao3 is still down, what do i do?if this was a red board id just respond to all those horny posts but the jannies wont like it
>>35085314solid 6.5/10.would
>>35085334why would i post pics in a fat guy thread, its for fat guys to post pics
>>35085337Play Age of Empires 2
Seeing these anons and femanons post makes me feel a little uglier
>>35085334I'm also on a treasure hunt and coming up empty.
>>35085314>I’ve never been approached in public ever and I want to know what’s wrong with meYou know that's sexual harassment, right?
>>35085336Yes it is
>>35085337play https://slowroads.io/
>>35085339NTATo get them to want you back?
Femanons, thoughts on finding my decaying corpse in the woods
>>35085341It's okay, I have a really ugly scar on half of my face.
>>35085346by posting my ugly body? el-oh-el
>>35085341dont, they wont find happiness
I need to get back in shape, when I was 170lbs I kinda mogged, not so much at 190
>>35085328>trying to cash in on another femanons hard workDistasteful
>>35085341it’s so subjective don’t worry ilu. Look some people said im fugly and some ppl were being nice. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>35085198i’m over him, u can have him. too damaged and not fat enough
>>35085275>probably the most obvious thread on socI'm stumped.
>>35085357??? why r u pretending to be me
>>35085314Incredibly cute. I hope you're not the one that posted about a very bad experience at a guy's place the other night
>>35085314The first pic is a little rough, but it's a bad angle, you are genuinely super pretty in the other one. I still believe we have no genuine uglies
>>35085337Sit on the dryer.
>>35085359ur pretending to be me! stop being mean
>they’re all falling for the obvious larp
>>35084791like a 5no definitionlooks flabbyshe could lose some weight
>>35085364the bit stopped being funny along time ago>>35085358how
>>35084757generic ugly slav
>>35085314my theory is coming true.a bunch of atogans aren't weird ugly rejects. a bunch of atogans are islands. 6'4" atogans and whatnot lowkey intimidate their small circle of their peers who don't feel looksmatched,and they also tend to be slightly autistic and moral and are strong-willed enough to shrug off a little social abrasion, and because of this they almost never join in on the lowbrow collective stupidity their peers rely on for social lubricationand so they get stuck on an "island" of "slightly too attractive/independent to meet somebody"atoga castaways.
>>35085314tfw i can never post my face here cuz i am not white and i am a guy. you guys would roast me into oblivion
>>35085352I know I’m fat lol sorry I’m like halfway through my journey and very self awareI’m sure ur girlfriend is beautiful and you two are very happy>>35085360Unfortunately was me>>35085361Yeah my bad lol I think I might be autistic or something every time I take selfies I feel like a creature so I don’t very often
>>35085368Yeah I guess I should wait until you aren’t on to make you say nasty stuff about other posters, sorry
>>35085370holy fuck can u self suck any harder
>>35085373ENTJ is about as bad as that guy the other night. Please just don't reply to him
>>35085373Can you post proof you are really her? Perhaps posting with the same ID in the /Soc/ thread?
>>35085370Asses thoroughly kissed
>>35085373The girl in that picture is so pretty. If that's really you then I'm stunned.
>>35085377Yeah I can try or post another selfie with timestamp when I’m not sick. Idk if it’ll work with the id since I use a priv browser
>>35085303I think I'm the only orthodox anon on /atoga/.A 40-year-old turboautist got blocked by an 18-year-old at the other orthodox church in town. I posted about it before and he got mad at me when I told him a 27 or 28 year old woman could give him 5-7 kids if he just wanted a big family. Some 18-year-olds might be attractive (this one wasn't, I gave her a ride to a thing at my church and someone asked if she was 13, which just made me and my other friend who just heard her talk about blocking the guy feel even weirder) but they are not marriage material.
>>35085373>was meAhh okay, sorryWere you >>35085198?
All of my problems are because I'm too attractive, that's gotta be it.
>>35085384No that wasn’t me sorry I didn’t reply to the question actualy
>>>/soc/35570360I'd appreciate feedback since we're doing this
>>35085129>hip dipsoh no
>>35085362cant its public :(and i lost my vibe
>>35085385i wish i had this problem, i could get a gf and have friends
>>35085386>sorryNo no I was just wondering, you’re good lmao
>>35085373You don't look fat at all. I think you look really pretty. I don't know what you're concerned about.
>>35085387Extremely average
>>35085368>howI can't find shit
>>35085394Fair enough
>>35085395lol good riddance then sorry but im not risking a ban by posting anything here
>>35085381What is it about orthodoxy that attracts these types
>>35085387you need to work on it bro
>>35085387I gotchu>>35085393Thank u! Maybe I have issues idk. I want everything in my life to be perfect
Wew, that's a lotta namefagging trash for a start of the thread
>>35085399I plan on it
>>35085397Can I have a hint?
>>35085400I would be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like you.
>>35085398I think the concept of orthopraxy and a rigorous, consistent prayer rule seems especially appealing to autists. They're the high functioning types who get stuck in their ways, hear something was one way and that it needs to be that way forever. They often end up Old Believers.
>>35085386HmmmmSo if you had to answer.....
atoga guys simping over the first reasonably pretty girl to post herebaka
>>35085401True, but at least we bullied BV out for a couple of days.
>>35085410how new r u
Please help me out girls.My sister really likes this guy and we're friends. I helped them move houses before they didn't thank me but thanked her cause she helped out more days. They're moving again and they're asking me to help but they're just making me do house work like bring in the laundry and dust stuff rather than move, I've been over like 5 times maybe more. Now my sister is asking me to help move and assemble their beds. They never helped us this much when we moved or with anything. I just feel like I'm being taken advantage of and my sister keeps coercing me maybe to get on their good side, saying 'I'm so strong', or 'don't you wanna hang out with your friends.'I don't know how to handle this.
>>35085403sure,one of the newest in sfw thread
>>35085414Nah, it's my thread too, lil narc
>>35085410kittenposter is gonna crash out because she post a pic of herself and then immediately got mogged by another femanon
>>35085410Always happens
Woah, I really hate women.
>>35085410pretty much everytime an even average girl posts herself the faggots go wild for the rest of the dayit was the same when an actually attractive anon posted himself and the girls wouldnt shut up about it
>>35085410News at 11
genderwhat's your bedtime routine?
>>35085410I don't
>>35085406No answer sorry! I don’t know any moids really>>35085417I think KP mogs genuinely and is so beautiful and smart.. you guys don’t have to start that
>>35085423M go to sleep
>>35085410>>35085421You're not cool because you don't say nice things to pretty girls. It's a normal and natural thing. You don't have to prove how much you aren't a white knight. I think our female poster has really great boobs and a cute face.
>>35085425NTABut Stfu simp
>>35085428I simply pointed out that it ruins the thread for the entire day because its the only thing people talk about
>>35085428NtaLol faggot
>>35085428This makes you gayer than a guy too cool to use the shift key, didn't you know?
>>35085432>ruins the threadcompared to what it is normally? lol
What stats do I need to get a girl like this?>>>/soc/35530706
>>35085435yeahhow the fuck do you expect me to shit on JH otherwise
Women are so squishy, I love them.Women why are you so squishy?
>>35085415You've sent me on a wild goose chase.
Just because a hot girl posts doesn't mean you have to get on your knees and start communally blowing her dick damn, just look and move on
>>35085436Is that Fatposter?
>>35085417She got mogged by yellow corset femanon once
>>35085373>>Unfortunately was mewait what happened?
>>35085441NTAI fucking wish! I'd actually e-date her if so
>>35085441no that girl is way prettier than me>>35085439i posted it then deleted it, but i did post it
>>35085410men are the true romanticswomen never simp over a random man they will never meet. women are so evil
>>35085360>Incredibly cute. I hope you're not the one that posted about a very bad experience at a guy's place the other nightQRD?
Ok stop fighting damn I was just trying to show sane anon cuz her hair was so cutiefulNew topic : What is your fav hobby
Glad I’m not the only one who finds hornyposting annoying
>>35085410>>35085421That is precisely why, in most threads, when a woman attempts to reveal her gender and body, the anons naturally launch a campaign against her, claiming that she is a transgender. In doing so, they deny her femininity advantages and cut off the influx of simps. Unfortunately, this tactic doesn't work particularly well here, though in the case of KP, we did achieve a certain, albeit modest, success.
>>35085447>Desperation = romance
>>35085449>What is your fav hobbyLooking at cute femanons
>>35085449Killing myself
>>35085446You did not. I'm going to fucking beat you with a hammer. I'm looking through every deleted post with an image and there's not one that could be you.
>>35085458lol im sorry xd i didnt post it as the actual file, but as a catbox in the textim a lot of things but im no liar
I like looking at pretty girls, and I'm allowed to tell them that they're pretty
>>35085360>>35085373Did chad bounce after he made those honkers bounce?
>>35085446>i posted it then deleted it, but i did post itAha. Nice.
>>35085459Hasn't been one since the start of OctoberYou're a liar
>>35085420>mogged by my gfthe gf in question:
idk why its not showing up but i did post it i swear on my life
>>35085466She might've deleted it before it got archived
>>35085461I genuinely don’t think I’m mogging I’m just the only one here retarded enough to post my face maybe >>35085454Nobody is being serious :( my fav hobby is hiking
>>35084711State gender: Should I kick her door in and blow my brains out in her living room? I think I should kick her door in and blow my brains out in her living room.
>>35085470It did get archived, actually. I seent em.
>>35085461>mogs all the regular atoga femalesI mean, what kind of a desperate woman would stay here for long, needing the attention of our tier of men?
>>35085471I am serious. More than anything I wish I was dead. Fuck my hobbies
>>35085472No pussy is good enough for that
>>35085449I paint miniatures. I think I'm pretty good at it.
>>35085461CB's hair is cute tho
>>35085449Video games. Playing them, but also collecting and learning about them. Mostly retro stuff.>>35085450I'm not a fan either but it's just the way the thread goes sometimes. I find other ways to keep busy and just come back after a while.
>>35085438because puberty makes us have more bodyfat relative to bodyweight
>>>/soc/35544265do women like guys like this? he has a very similar build and face to mine
>>35085473i suspect a liar
>>35085481Thank you squishy human.
>>35085469Beautiful fat poster I hope I can see u too you seem like a sweetie cutie pie>>35085475I hope you find a reason to live I’m sorry you feel like u are suffering>>35085477Omgg I like to paint but I’ve never tried miniatures. It seems really fun and relaxing, just don’t know where to start. U should show us some
>>35085483Man some of you motherfuckers look scarily ugly
>>35085484You posted a leopard alongside the links.
Girls, would you be upset if a guy ate a Culver's chicken tenders basket around four times a week?
>>35085488oh shit u did see itwell.. what did u think?
>>35085469>I swear on me mum, bruv.
Women thoughts on going on a motorcycle ride with your bf
>>35085487that's pretty mean
>>35085490Squishy. I like how they flatten out a bit more when you're on your back.
>>35085486I will always take an opportunity to repost my minis here.It's easy to get into, especially if you aren't trying to buy like a whole warhammer army.
>>35085495/// ty, u flatter me
>>35085462Wait, the girl complaining about never getting approached just had a hookup at some dude's house?
>>35085474>kp and fs are mentally ill and lonely>the plow elf desperately flirts with anyone despite having a husband and kids>whorra is neglected by her own homewrecker wife again>cb/bullshitest anon here has a fetish for pedophiles>bv is a doordash fatso/OURGALS/
>>35085496nta but this seems like a desperation hobby. I mean you do you, but I would take such attachment to little material baubles as a negative indicator of my social and mental well-being.
I hope SweetNLow is doing well
>>35085498Samefagging to pretend you posted nudes is a funny larp.
>>35085494Just look at the thing above him
>>35085488That didn't happen and fuck you for making me look through 16 pages of dicks
>>35085500i mean im not that mentally ill, ive never had psychosis or hallucinations
>>35085503those were posted less than a minute from one another how could they both be me and why would i larp as postng nudes anyways
If God made me an ugly midget because he knew I'd abuse my power if I could pull why did he give other guys who do that that power too
>>35085503>>35085505https://archived.moe/soc/thread/35569542/#35570374Don't get too excited
>>35085502same. I assume that cult murdered her and she's buried somewhere on the compound.
>>35085509What's with the scars
>>35085496>>35085501I don't get into models but I do love roller coasters, and they make little models of coasters you put together. I might buy one of those eventually for a coaster I really like.
>>35085498Ojhh that was you! I found some older ones you posted too.I didn't realize you cut tho : ( You have a really nice body. Still hot
>>35085511scars where?
>all the moids are horrifically ugly>all the foids are complete bombshellsInteresting
>>35085506Didn't you want to circumcise all men because of your mutilation fetish and zionist culture?
>>35085515all the foids are liars, is what you meant.
>>35085514On your right tit. Also did you nick yourself with a razor while shaving your neck
>>35085507>those were posted less than a minute from one anotherNTA, Elf does it all the time, some people buy a pass
>>35085515>complete bombshellsHave you niggas never seen a woman irl or something
>>35085496Wow wtf the shading is amazing and I love the colors. How did u do the grass? These things are super tiny right??? Wtf cool>>35085499Hinge vs irl I guess I was just curious abt what makes me unapproachable irl. I wasn’t complaining I just wanted to know
Girls, do you like Pardoes?
>Pretends to be a virgin>has a hickey and bite marksTypical foid.
>>35085512i thought your picrel was a tacky clear plastic wedge with a plastic flower thing (closest image)
>>35085521Men don't approach women irl anymore, it's nothing personal
>>35085521Everybody's afraid of being called creepy if they approach a girl these days.
>>35085525It's absolutely personal.
>>35085504i am not ugly cmon now
My husband took film photos of me topless and breastfeeding our baby daughter the other day, because he thought it was "sentimental". Last night I caught him masturbating to the photos in our bed. Is it weird for a man to be sexually attracted to his woman breastfeeding their child?
>>35085521Lol. Were you the girl telling us that we're all awkward and bad at sex around Halloween?
>>35085518thats a birthmark and no its eczema, u can see i have it on my arms too >>35085513thx anon, i hope u dont do it anymore, >>35085523its eczema,
>>35085523>he doesnt knowwomen see any girl that hasnt been fucked in over a week as a virgin
>>35085509plap
>>35085529Lol nigga is that you. I'm not gonna hold you bro. You look disgusting. I'm sorry for whatever genes or conditions made you that way.
>>35085527>I'm so lucky that this is someone elses gf and not mineDid you not post "your gf" pics here as well?
>>35085531No, she's new
>>35085528Personally I think you should suck this dick
>>35085509Ur stunning my jaw is dropping I wish mine sat that pretty >>35085531No haha lol what does that mean? Why would Halloween sex be awkward
>>35085540Thanks but I'm not her, she's >>35085532
>tfw no eczema gf
>>35085535that's not me but i appreciate the honest feedback
>>35085532I don't anymore, but what I meant is that I didn't realize you were one. You have cuts on your boob in the old batch of catbox.
>>35085530Not necessarily, maybe he thinks he shoudn't bother you with sex too much right now? Although, we aren't the best people to ask what is weird.
>>35085545i think ur the only person who found that post i tried to edit them out, i thought i did a good job lol
can someone reply "plap"?
>>35085540Sorry I misunderstood that completely but yeah I am new
>>35085521Thanks!The grass is just stuff you can buy. that one is a little larger, maybe 3" tall.>>35085501Maybe. I do other things too. I wish I had more time to paint minis actually, I've been off of it lately and haven't worked on much since like August.>>35085512That's cute. Is it like cardboard you pop out and bend into shape?
>>35085548EW
no, you dirty piece of plapmeat
>>35085550PLAP
>>35085550kp getting jealous even though some anon said hed tribute her
>>35085548If you fall for this old shit you are the dumbest fuck alive
>>35085548Too much hair
>>35085550
>>35085550I’m fapping to you tonight fyiHope you don’t mind
>>35085552>That's cute. Is it like cardboard you pop out and bend into shape?I think it is. I've never bought one but I thought about it last time I was at a theme park. Might do it next time. It would be a fun thing to have on a desk.
Femanons posting selfies during NNN is in poor taste.
>>35085563NUT NUT NUT novemember
>>35085530Fetish. Same reason why he was probably masturbating to photos he took of you while pregnant.
>>35085521There's no way for us to know if it makes you uncomfortable
>>35085549Well I didn't realize you felt that horrible. I dismissed it when I found it because it didn't match the pattern here well enough. Hope things get better for you
>kp getting attention envy
>pls plap
>>35085570thx, i do feel a lot better than i did when i posted those, it was just a once in a moment thing
>>35085568That’s truee. I guess I’ve based my self perception off of that but it doesn’t really matter in the end>>35085576What did you guys call it again? Is this samefagging
>>35085578>samefaggingYes
>>35085578Yep. I'm surprised you sniffed it out that easily.
>>35085574Just realized this was over 10 years ago, do Zoomers even understand this reference?
Girls, do you respect male hobbies even though you don't share them?
>>35085530Kill men
>>35084720I want to experience a genuine sense of "becoming" and self-love before I die.
>>35085555thanks anonymouse >>35085560aww thats cute>>35085561shore
>>35085565No, that's for December. Destroy Dick December, as it were.
>>35085530genuinely kill him asap
>>35085578
>>35085584Hey, Ms Misandrist, can you post a selfie too?
>>35085449Probably making music but I kind of suck at it.
>>35085588You’re still my favorite baddie here>>35085556It’s cute/hot that she’s jealous
>>35085588>aww thats cuteIsn't it!? I love that picture.
>>35085581I’m learning!!!>>35085583Yeah I think it’s nice to date someone with different hobbies so u can learn a lot. I’ve tried camping and building a pc which I prob wouldn’t have experienced if I wasn’t open to respecting “male” hobbies
>>35085595Lol. It's hot that the Stacy was ridiculing the manlet too
>>35085578Lmao
>>35085600Do you have a bf?
Girls, would you like to date a film enthusiast with a huge library of Blu-rays from all genres and decades?
i want to touch myself but i have to do homework
>>35085602That's ENTJ, you shitter
>>35085607Do it anyways. Touch yourself to making the /atoga/ men goon to you, again
>>35085605>owning blu-raysWomen prefer piracychads.
>>35085604I do I’m not femcel sorry
>>35085607What fantasy has you horny today?
>>35085607Listen to nsfw audios while doing your homework and then do it after you're done.
>>35085607Just knock out a quick one.
>>35085613I don't think anybody expected you to be a femcel. Did you meet on hinge?
>>35085449Designing games.
Girls, do you think gambling on a poker game with friends is wrong even if you're only playing for very small stakes? Say the maximum you could lose in a night is $20.
>>35085614>Jeetka Waititi
>>35085492I would go
>as kp recieves less and less male attention she starts resorting to more explicit behavior>no longer expressing her shitty opinions she starts to hornypost and frantically looking around if anyone notices>''phew, I sure am horny, perhaps I will touch myself''
>>35085610its very fun, my therapist said i shouldnt do it, but shes not my therapist anymore
>>35085613Why worry about being approached then? Are you open?
>>35085629What does she know? Just a little won’t hurt anything.
>>35085629You're our good little fucked up whore
>>35085603I’m laughing out loud at this you’re just like a woman>>35085621Yes on hinge lol >>35085623I would gamble with him.. why would I be mad at a guy over 20 dollars
>>35085628How did this girl become the pick me poster child?
>>35085628It's a circus enjoy the clown show
>>35085629>but shes not my therapist anymoreShould probably get a new one.
>>35085633Some people are just not okay with gambling at all
The hottest part I think isn’t that she just posted the pic earlier out of the blue, but specifically because I said I’d vote for somebody else on the straw poll if she did. Such a petty slut!
>>35085634Due to her history as a twitch streamer before her fame she knows how be likeable to a mostly male audience instead of a manhating whore
>>35085449>I was just trying to show sane anon cuz her hair was so cutiefulKek, did you know that your friendo spread her legs for a pedophile and helped another one to cheat on his wife?
>>35085613is he cool with you posting cleavage?
>>35085644>instead of a manhating whoreMisandrists are sexy though. I want to date one.
>>35085630Idk I think I want to make him jealous sometimes. And he likes it too. He caught a guy staring at my ass in public and got all freaked up over it>>35085640That’s true. I think if it’s occasionally for fun then who cares but it is a slippery slope so I understand why others are hesitant>>35085645I don’t know anyone here really, so maybe if she really did that stuff she isn’t a friend. I started posting last week and I’m trying to learn as much as I can by being nice to everyone but I don’t know the lore
Women if you were sick and your bf caught it how would you feel if he said "you got me sick you little germslut"
>>35085651>all women by nature want to make their SO into a cuck
>>35085651Here's a quick rundown, a few who just recently came back aren't listed like that girl
>>35085651>got all freaked up over itThat's a good thing, right? I'm not super familiar with gen z terminology.
>>35085600>I’ve tried camping and building a pcAnd I imagine both of those were super disappointing?
>>35085651So you have a nice ass huh?
>>35085651>I don’t know anyone here reallyThat's why we make lore dumps from time to time, for potential newfags
>>35085657This isn't even accurate, this is a newfags rendition of the lore
>>35085651would you do an actual cuckold thing?
How do you live after giving your all to someone else?
>>35085662Yeah, he gave too much decency
>>35085662I tried to keep it as brief as possible, feel free to correct
LFG RFC. Need healer and DPS. PST
>>35085657Interesting stuff! There are definitely a lot of personalities. How many different anon people post on here? Does anyone have an estimate. I can’t really pick up on people’s vibes without the namefag except for maybe sarge for obvious reasons>>35085658Yeah he was like extra horny later on. I guess it turned him on>>35085659No I loved both actually I hope I can camp again soon. It’s very relaxing to be outside and not connected to the busy busy world for just some time. And I like my pc it was frustrating at times but also fun and now I get to game when I have the time :)
>>35085670Nft lgbt adhd
I'm leaving before my NNN progress is ruined. Goodnight, and be less horny tomorrow, /atoga/
>>35085676Please doI’m jerking off to your posts btw
>>35085651>I don’t know anyone here really, so maybe if she really did that stuff she isn’t a friend. I started posting last week and I’m trying to learn as much as I can by being nice to everyone but I don’t know the loreA good rule of thumb: if it's a namefag, it's at least a narcissist and often a sociopath.
>>35085651You should probs ignore that guy, but yeah I'm not a good person. Just ignore me if you don't wanna be obsessively spammed with nonsense and recordings of me.
>>35085678I hope you dream about being tickled and called a good boy.
>>35085653Is.. That the new girl?
>>35085678Holy crap I totally forgot about that.Anyway goodnight. I, on the other hand, can't sleep AGAIN. I swear this is gonna give me brain damage or early onset dementia.
>>35085680At least 7 people on that list are neither
>>35085682Obvious moid hands. Fortunately wet dreams don't count anyway.
>>35085651>I started posting last week and I’m trying to learn as much as I can by being nice to everyone but I don’t know the loreAre you the girl that was with the 45 year old guy at 18?
>>35085681Nta You are a good person, don’t fibI saw how you were gentle with ohioanon earlier
>>35085685None of them are running any projects, so the only reason to flaunt their nickname here is their own vanity.
I've been sober for a year, and only now am I unfolding the psychological horror my ex put me through on a daily basis. I highly suspect she's a covert narcissist, because after the emotional fallout is gone, and with the help of hindsight, I finally see how monstrous and 'not-normal' her treatment of me was.It only clicked when my shrink told me I may have PTSD.Here's an example of a benign daily interaction with her.>'hey Anon could you buy me a chocolate?'as I was getting off work>stop by store, buy her fancy dark chocolate with orange zest and filling>'Yuck! I asked for chocolate not this, I would have been happy with the store brand'then she eats it anyways>'well I guess it wasn't THAT bad'Or another example>we get to my place>climb up stairwell>neigbhour my age (girl) is climbing down>give her a friendly 'hi' as we pass each other by>ex gets all quiet and starts glaring at me, then her, then me again>I ask what's wrong>'hmph, just checking'>is cold and quiet for an hourEvery day everything was like this, a mental battle and emotional minefield.I'm not crazy, right?
>>35085692Uhhhh what does that have to do with what I said
>>35084720MMy Wife!
I need a cute girl to cuddle with in bed.
>>35085693Wait a minuteYou were checking out other girls and buying her weird fancy shit instead of what she wanted and she’s the problem?
>>35085664Maybe? Idk if he would actually be down >>35085681Okay aw I still think your hair is beautiful and you seem nice from what I’ve seen! I don’t know your past but also I can’t trust what randoms r saying too>>35085690Yes.. sorry don’t be mean to me>>35085678Goodnight! I need to sleep soon too or I won’t recover from being sick ugh
>>35085698I was greeting a neighbour and I bought her chocolate, but that's just a tuesday.I could go on and on about all the drinking and cheating
>>35085695Based, anime girls are the best. 2D >>> 3D
>>35085695Makima is a cunt
>>35085701Oh you drank and cheated too? What a peach
>>35085704she did, fuck off
>>35085705If she was the one who drank and not you, why are you bragging about being sober
>>35085699>Yes.. sorry don’t be mean to meOh shit, I thought that was birdy. sorry for being flippant about it >>35085462
>>35085691I'm trying really really hard I feel like I already fucked up my life and it's too late. I don't think I'm good. But I *do* feel like I woke up from some Trainwreck of a dream.
>vastly superior to Makima
>>35085706because I spiralled out of control for a year and a half after I unmasked her double life. Didn't even know what personality disorders were at that point and treated it like a bad breakup that would eventually go away.It didn't, and I went into therapy.
>>35085708It’s never over.We all make mistakes, it’s how you react to and grow from them that makes all the difference
>>35085712Goddamnit now I'm crying I gotta go to sleep
>>35085607>>35085629why was the rapist restricting your female sexual freedoms?
>>35085707Lol who is birdy? That’s okay tho! your apology is making me giggle a little I never expected the first reply to be apologized for bahaha>>35085708Never too late to start over! U got this
>>35085714Good night anon
>>35085708NTA. Keep trying. I was an absolute piece of shit in my late teens to early twenties, but I'm finally starting to feel like an ok person. It's worth every effort.
>>35085716Thanks for being a good sport. Birdy is Sanest anon's old name.
>>35085699>Maybe? Idk if he would actually be downYou'd be fine fucking another guy in front of your boyfriend?
>>35085680what year is that image from?
>>35085723Ikr? Why is he so lucky?
>>35085708>I'm trying really really hardIf that was true, you wouldn't stay here namefagging
>>35085727Fuck off pseud
Kittenposter gave a guy a couple of thighjobs with her plump thighs and now her libido is fucked forever?
>>35085708Despite everything you've gone though, you've made it this far.You've accomplished a lot from where you started.
>>35085730And thank god for that, I like her more now
>>35085728Sorry not sorry for ruining your little simpfest
>>35085733We’ve been over this - giving namefags attention makes them stronger, but you can’t help yourself.
Women be like>Pornhub Search: [Married couple in love kissing]
>>35085590Why?
>>35085735Pretty sure women watch Hobby Buchanan type shit
>>35085738Who?
>>35085723Maybe? Idk I might get sad honestly i think if it was a full. 3some then maybe but also I think realistically that might bring more stress to the relationship Ok goodnite everybunny I sleep now. See u tomorrow mayb
>>35085734Then enabling cucks like you are far more responsible for that.>>35085731>>35085712
>>35085741Gn
atoga hug?
either genderWhat's your favorite gonewildaudio post
>>35085746Depends on who's asking?
>>35085748me
>>35085747it was an ivywilde futa succubus thing
>>35085747>What's your favorite gonewildaudio postIt's long gone now, but a regular poster met up and fucked the wife of one of her followers.
Would you rather fuck an alien that look like a human or a human who like an alien?
>>35085734NTA, aren't you that unhinged namefag defender whom Ohio himself told to go fuck off?
Sluts are so fucking precious. <3
>>35085752Who was that?
>>35085749Fat shitter?
>>35085758yes, is that ok?
>>35085754Are we talking about Mass Effect humanoid aliens here or what?>>35085747MI don't have one, but I do have around 40 of my favourites saved from soundgasm. Bunch of really nasty stuff among them desu.There was a girl named alice on /soc/ sexy female audio thread who made REALLY nasty audios and she was insanely good at it. Some went a bit too far, but she had an incredible voice.
>>35085762>some went a bit too fareven further than AlwaysSlightlySleepy's?
>>35085754MAlien that looks human feels way more ethical than human that looks alien
>>35085742I’m gonna start jerking off to your posts I think. Expect a cum tribute soon
>>35085759Fine. *hugs*
>>35085763I don't know who that is.Alice was encouraging (as in playing the accomplice) underaged anal incest rape in one of them, which is a bit much.
>>35085767thank u now dont leave my side please or i'll cry
>>35085754I was going to come at this from the direction of which one would be more attractive (likely the one who looks like a human, aliens are probably strange looking unless we're given the option to pick which alien).But actually, I care less about that than whether the person likes me, and an alien is probably more likely to like me than a human, so given that AND that an alien that looks human is probably more attractive than a human that looks like an alien, I think I'll have to go with the alien.
>>35085755An epic betrayal, kek>>35079631>>35079655>>35079659
>>35085762>There was a girl named alice on /soc/ sexy female audio thread who made REALLY nasty audios and she was insanely good at it.You just reminded me I saved some of her vocasDoes she still do it?
>holds femanons hip dipswho did this to you femanon?
>>35085770>*travels to the pole of inaccessibility to hang out with the bust of Lenin*
>>35085776</3
>taking femanon into the catacombs of paris to show her a cool skeleton
>>35085774I haven't gone to /soc/ in some time and I think fsa is pretty much dead last time I checked, so I don't know if she ever came back. But she left like two years ago or something, I don't remember why though, probably some irl issued.
>>35085773what should i be taking away from this, who is in the wrong
>>35085778Remember when a /b/tard masturbated with the eye socket of one of those skulls?
Good moening.Today I am going to make currywurst.
>>35085766If you want to show me what kind of desperate and unhinged men simp for those attention whores, go for it.>>35085780A lonely anon trying to win a namefag's favor.
>>35085763>AlwaysSlightlySleepy'sShe was so cute/fucking insane
>>35085773Wait, but that anon is a girl.
>>35085757I don't remember. This was about 15 years ago, and I only had the soundcloud link saved on an old hard drive.
>>35085785>used to do IR fanfictionabsolute trashshe's not even good looking
>>35085789NTA, she is extremely cute though. She had a big glow up from her early YT days - though it was mostly just in the form of having bangs.
>>35085789I meant her voice is cute, I never saw her face. I don't remember any bbc shit, either.
>>35085787Maybe she's the >>35085198one with the crush on him, kek
>>35085763>even further than AlwaysSlightlySleepy's?ntaI just saw her channel and yeah, Alice goes beyond her
>>35085792You've never seen her? She cute.
>>35085792its from before her asmr days>>35085790I dont know what you're looking at but she's ugly. She's got those negative tilted eyes and bulbous shaped faces
Why was /atoga/ friendly, horny, and chill today? It felt like a thread from years ago.
>>35085795>She cute.Nta she just knows how to prop herself up, but she isn't cute or pretty.
>>35085794Oh she used to do like ageplay and raceplay erotic audios. I think the controversial one was like the listener being a black slave she owned and would have sex with. iirc she even called the lisener the n-word in it. But I don't really remember, I'm remembering most of this second hand at this point, it came up not long ago when another girl called out a mutual of theirs for supposedly SAing her.ASMR is a lot more drama filled than one might expect.
>>35085754One Na'vi wife please. I'm going full on Jake Sully
>>35085800ASMR women are fucking deranged and I love them.
>>35085798What are we supposed to be like in 2026?
>>35085699>>35085723>You'd be fine fucking another guy in front of your boyfriend?Seems like that dumb slut remains a dumb slut
>>35085800>, it came up not long ago when another girl called out a mutual of theirs for supposedly SAing her.There's a guy with an ASMR girl harem?
>>35085800God I want a ASMR girl to be in character while I fuck her.
>>35085803Bitter, frigid, spammy, and belligerent.
>>35085805the one being called out is goodnight moon btw
>>35085809 not all of us are worthless trash like qt
>>35085805It was a girl. a guy was involved. There are guys with asmr girl harems, but that's not this instance.
To the anonymous womenWould you be weirded out if a surface level friend told you they appreciate your time together and would like to know you better? What if they also gave you a small gift like a themed pin?
>>35085814Shoot your shot nigga, carpe diem that bitch or whatever
>>35084711State gender, what are you up to? What time of day is it for you? I'm working a graveyard shift and I'm bored as fuck
>>35085820It's 4:30 am ish. I was playing WoW until about 12:30/1. Then I did some work. now I'm going to bed.
>>35085820M10:30pm, going to sleep soon.
>>35085820MListening to music before working on my msc thesis10:30AM
>>35085822>10:30pm, going to sleep soon.are you in Alaska?
>>35085820M-MorningAbout to head to the supermarket to get some groceries and then I'm going to cook lunch.
State genderAre you a MTM?
>>35085821>>35085822>going to sleep>going to bedI envy you >>35085823What are you listening to? What's your thesis on >>35085825What's on the menu for lunch
>>35085795She looks like she'd post here
>>35085826MSome people just want to feel like very very special snowflakes
>>35085826I'm MTAM, male to alpha male. The only pink pills I'm gonna be taking are Ziegler's pink pills.
>>35085826Shit, I finally made the lgbt. I'm oppressed now, muthafuckas!
>>35085829>What are you listening to?Into the Woods original broadway cast recording>What's your thesis on Numerical methods for partial differential equations and in particular discontinous galerkin applied to helmholtz equation
>>35085752>regular poster met up and fucked the wife of one of her followers.I think I remember that. Didn't she sound like Liara?
>>35085824No, I'm 22 hours ahead of Alaska time.
>>35085826I am a MTG
>>35085829>lunchCurrywurst.I want to make the sauce itself instead of just using a premade one.
will we ever find alien life?
>>35085837NTA.May I ask what the distinction is between differential vs non-differential equations? I have to take cal 1 soon.
>>35085843Humanity?Maybe.Humanity while we're alive?No.
My sleep ritual is unplugging my laptop so it runs on battery, plugging in my half broken earbuds that only have sound in one ear, putting on a podcast on youtube, minimizing my browser and letting the screen go dark and listening to my video through just my right ear with the volume really quiet until I pass out. My computer will put itself to sleep some time after.
>>35085846What kind of podcast would one listen to to go to sleep? Wouldn't like, soothing sounds, or white noise type stuff be better?
Why does acting flirty and soppy stop misandrist posting?
>>35085847Haven't you ever seen the Gregg Araki movie Mysterious Skin? Alien encounters are you mind's way of processing being molested.
>>35085848>What kind of podcast would one listen to to go to sleep?People riffing about movies/TV usually.
>>35085826This reminds me of that old PewDiePie video, where one of the memes was an SJW girl who was so deep into wokeness, she was offended that gay men discriminated women by refusing to fuck them.
>>35085844>non-differential equationsThe unknown variables or functions appear as is.Examples: x = 1; e^y = 2g + x; >differential equationsThe unknown variables or functions appear in their derivative forms (with respect to anything)Examples: dx/dt + x = 0; (df/dx)^2 + (df/dy)^2 = cos(x)*sin(y)I'm just an engineer though so real hot blooded mathematicians might correct me on this
im bored af. should i jerkoff?
>>35085854Ayo, need a dispenser here!
>>35085852RLM-chan...
>>35085838>I think I remember that. Didn't she sound like Liara?Iirc she did do at least one Mass Effect audio, but I remember it being a Tali one? I think she collab'd with a guy doing a Garrus impression.
>>35085752>a regular posterIs that a person?
>>35085856You'reugly
>>35085762>>35085788You guys search for and archive that degeneracy?
>>35085865Yes, I don't remember her name.
>>35085854Thanks, anon.
>>35084711Femanon, why do you oppose polygyny?
>>35085866https://youtu.be/p5INcNQWuX0
>>35085854I puked a little...
>>35085873That foid is a bloody spy!
>>35085267This IS 4chan's general chat.
>>35085874I don't get it.
>>35085870Largely for the same reason I am not down for polyamory: because it is already really complicated to have a very long term relationship with two people. It is one thing to say, you can also be with someone else, I'm not (that) jealous. But what if you don't like that other person, simply don't get along at all? What if you don't like how your partner gets around them or through their influence? What if suddenly your partner is not available anymore when you need them because they're at someone else's? Time is one of the most precious resources in life. Monogamy is not perfect but looking outside of it just invites a host of other issues instead. As for polygyny specifially, it seems like an ill fit even just biologically. Women don't usually have a refraction period and can often go on very long, can cum again and again. A man is almost always one and done. That is already a challenge in most one on one relationship, hence the whole "she comes first" rule so the woman gets a headstart to maybe feel satisfied after sex. Now imagine you have three horny women and they all want to get fucked and creampied. It just would not be possible for a man to consistently deliver that. Most would constantly be left a little high and dry. That breeds resentment, wandering eye and so on. In most places where this is or used to be a thing, the living standards were so low that women don't expect much out of life and are long glad to have a partner who makes enough money that their kids won't die if they get a disease that could be cured with a little more money. Or they believe God wants it that way.
>>35085873Wait until you see this
>>35085337This is why you always save an offline stash of your preferred wank material, just in case.
>>35085873>>35085876He's an engineer, he solves... practical problems, instead of your usual foidry bullshit
me before femanon does the palm on chest thingvsme AFTER femanon does the palm on chest thing
>>35085882Why does it affect the skull instead of the ribcage?
>>35085878No thanks.I'm old enough that I don't need to see that disgusting shit anymore.
>>35085881The engineer... is engihere, hahaha!
>>35085877>Now imagine you have three horny women and they all want to get fucked and creampied. It just would not be possible for a man to consistently deliver that. Most would constantly be left a little high and dry. That breeds resentment, wandering eye and so on.the women can simply fuck each other, right?All women are bi, this isn't an issue.
>>35085877>three horny womenbut women aren't horny?That's a myth
>>35085886Most women are at least a little bi, that does not mean that all women are bi. And again, you invite a host of new issues: if one of the women is very much bisexual and very much into one of your other lovers, but that girl really gets the ick and is not into her, well. At worst heartbreak, at best a lot of animosity and resentment. It's not that just because those women are into you and you are into all of them, they also see each other's charm, even if they are bisexual. And for the hell of it, say you have three and they are all very much bisexual and all very much into the other two. Then they will have the smaller and bigger issues that lovers have with one another: jealousy, insecurities, libido or what you want to do together not always neatly lining up. All the stuff that is usually a non-issue with a more superficial and friendly, non-sexual relationship. So then you have three women complaining about what bitches the other two can be sometimes.It is just complicated.
>>35085886>45673.pngThose eyes, they are semen collectors.
>>35085889Anon please.
>>35085843Didn't they already find microbes on mars or one of the solar system's moons or something?
>>35085884Funny you say this because grown ups are the ones supposed to see that disgusting shit
>>35085892How about me and my wife, and we get some sub woman who wants to be a plaything that we treat as a fuck toy?
>>35085870I don't. When it works, it works.
>>35085902I think unironically easier than trying to have multiple women that are equal to one another. But then there's other issues: a woman who is willing to join a couple for a MFF is nicknamed a unicorn for a reason, those are women that could have their pick because the demand dwarfs the supply. Now imagine you are looking for a woman who wants to go for that set up, with you both specifically, for indefinite time. I can imagine if you both look like movie stars, can provide a full income/lifestyle for the sub, and have her live in your beautiful mansion or something, it should be possible to find someone willing to meet all your shared sexual desires in turn. But that is the kind of scenario you have to picture, you need to be able to provide a lot in turn.
I specifically selected a dildo to represent a normal size of an erect penis because I had an inkling that I'm small down there.It's legitimately impossible to fit. It's too thick. It's average girth and it can't be done. I even tried to put it in my anus and it's too big for that too. Yes I tried lube and tried stretching with fingers.If men's penises are that big I can't do this shit
>>35085900I am kinky, but not that fucked up.
>>35085897I heard no counterargument
>>35085905ok, what about a bi friend she has that stays over once a month over a weekend that we fuck?
>>35084796What did they say about you?
>>35085907>conveniently omitting the actual chosen sizeSome men are smaller.
>>350859145 inches
>>35085905>if you both look like movie stars, can provide a full income/lifestyle for the sub, and have her live in your beautiful mansion or somethingNTA, but that's shockingly salient. Does this mean a unicorn in that scenario is innately shallow?
Don't worry, guys, I'll never leave for good because I'll never get a girlfriend.
>>35085905Meanwhile JH is out there fucking a hung chad and a blonde bombshell.
>>35085907Most dildos don't feel like real dick. Actual dick has a degree of give that makes it easier to take.
>>35085909Because it's hard to take your message seriously as a woman who had years of masturbating compulsively. It is also not possible to prove what other people feel to someone. If you really want to, you can write anything off as performative/trying to be sexy by keeping up the illusion. But fine, best argument I can think of: the sex toy industry for women.
>>35085918That just proves their point, if anything.
Women, thoughts on keeping the socks on during sex? Both genders.
>>35085919I thought you said real dick is harder to take because you have less control of it.
>>35085919I hope so
>>35085916I am saying if you want exclusive access to someone's body - so for them to not have relationships, or only (good luck!) date people find with you being other people's plaything - you are essentially buying a person and then you better throw down the goods yes. Do I think women exist who would naturally be down for this kind of set up in practice? Yes, probably, but a real sub who has this real desire won't just want to submit to any given couple. She will want to submit to someone who really brings out her inner sub. Aka she wants to browse the sex clubs until she falls in love at least sexually. So that is not an option for anon's wish to just have a human toy at his disposal.>>35085918But right up until the second she no longer finds it fun, probably, and with a set of boundaries and expectations of her own. Also again the fact that a situation happens naturally does not mean it is easy to deliberately find for yourself. FWB set ups are super common but if you go on tinder to find it, it will be much harder than getting a date or a one night stand. Because these kind of set ups happen organically: you fuck and discover you get along very well and have good sex and are both looking for this, so it kind of ends up that way. That is not the same as trying to browse for a FWB.
>>35085907Are you asian?What girth?Were you wet and relaxed?With my ex we used to insert just the tip and fuck with just that for some minutes until her vagina was relaxed enough to take the whole thing. Was also good foreplay tbf
Women being whores isn't sustainable in the long term. But they won't listen. They never do. Because being part of Chad's harem is preferable to being around an average man.
>>35085924F, I don't care what my partner does and I very much prefer to have them on, being even slightly cold takes me more out of the moment and is distracting.
>>35085925Harder to take roughly, yeh. If you're just trying to make a big thing go in, real dick measured at a certain size has way more give than most dildos. The only decent dildos they make that are softer than real dick are those huge ones meant to collapse on themselves.
>>35085929>the fact that a situation happens naturally does not mean it is easy to deliberately find for yourself. FWB set ups are super common but if you go on tinder to find it, it will be much harder than getting a date or a one night stand. Because these kind of set ups happen organically: you fuck and discover you get along very well and have good sex and are both looking for this, so it kind of ends up that way. That is not the same as trying to browse for a FWB.That's a very good point. So it's all just down to luck basically.
How come men can talk about things that aren't sex while women can't?
>>35085929Do you have experience with 3somes, poly, fwb, etc...?
>>35085929I clearly wasn't following the whole reply chain, I didn't know a plaything was the goal for that anon.>But right up until the second she no longer finds it fun, probably, and with a set of boundaries and expectations of her own.It's about love, not just fun. And the boundaries and expectations have been long set and understood in the relationship. Whenever anyone speaks on poly stuff and its untenable uniqueness, I feel like I'm either an exception that's insanely lucky or just genuinely blind to how unstable this whole thing must be.
>>35085930White 4½ inch circumference Yes I was wet
Women lack shame.
>>35085933Why did you start out roughly? I remember how dismayed you were when starting to fuck you bf and all your confidence in your ability to take dick went out the window.
>>35085919My dick is usually rock solid and can not be bent unlike most dildos from what I've seen.
>>35085337>>35085879yup and i deeply regret that i kept waving it aside because i had other things to do. first day AO3 comes back i'll save a whole library on my hard drive. being deprived of my favourite fantasies almost makes me want to try dating to see if irl sex would be half as good as what i imagine but i'm determined to become a virgin witch.
>>35085941>4½ inch circumferencegirthlet bros, we still matter!
>>35085931you would rather be the 5th guy in stacys rotation than commit to an "average" girl
>>35085939I have had threesomes (with my partner), no more, because as I said I don't really believe in fully open relationships. I have seen some around me though, it is very much in vogue at least in my region. >>35085940Eh as I tried to say, I think it is both. Do I believe poly relationships can work out very well? Yes. Do I think it is easy to decide you want to be poly and then find a set up that works out very well? No. It is the same with anything really. Do people find true love every day, everywhere? Yes. Is it easy to go on a dating app and find true love? No. The fact that something exists or is common does not translate to it being easy to "secure" deliberately. I think the most successful poly relationships tend to be the ones where people one day realized, this is what we have been heading towards and it feels right, this might not be the most common set up but it feels the most natural to us (say, a throuple). But that is something that can just happen, not something you can achieve after deciding this would be your ideal relationship.
>>35085943I enjoy the roughness of some intimacy in general, and I enjoy piv, so I thought the natural intersection of those things was what I'd be happiest with. But that just doesn't work as well in practice as it does in my head when the dick is too big.>all your confidence in your ability to take dick went out the windowI acknowledged I'm not some sex goddess who can take jackhammering. That's not a loss of confidence, that's an acceptance or reality.>>35085944It's too early in the morning for me to really get into describing cock. The bottom line is that it's not one continuous material with the same rigidity. It has a hard "core" surrounded by soft tissue.
>>35085945Or take this as a sign it's time to stop consooming and time to start writing.
>>35085945wait is this why theres been an uptick in femanon hornyposting lately?your smut library got shut down?
>>35085949>That's not a loss of confidence, that's an acceptance or reality.Yeah yeah, that's not what you sounded like back then.
i only use literotica hahahahahahah
Do virgin girls like virgin men
>>35085950i unironically want to start writing, too. won't get to it before the weekend, tho.>>35085951haven't posted here in months, was just bored-scrolling when the mention of AO3 caught my eye and i just wanted to vent a little. but yeah, that might be an influence?
>>35085954Yes. I think it's an actual psyop when people say men need to have experience and women don't like virgin men.
>>35085948>(with my partner)were they MMF or FFM, or both?>fully openso does the occasional 3some count as fully open?How did your "partner" react to you saying no more 3somes?
>>35085956is it better to be shy with her or confident when approaching if you are inexperienced (i'm 21)
>>35085952I was embarrassed, okay? I had bigger expectations of myself and I hate having my overconfidence blow up in my face.
>>35085954In my experience it's split pretty evenly between girls that want a fellow virgin because losing it together is romantic and girls that absolutely prefer a non-virgin because "at least one of us should know what they're doing".
>>35085954Not worth it, the moment men lose their virginity their life goal suddenly becomes "get more women" and "be with more than one woman during my life" instead of losing their virginity, meaning the girl gets cheated on.
>>35085958Probably better to be confident but I don't know. I like shy boys. I like when boys blush
>>35085955>want to start writing, tooWhat better time than when your other outlets for frustration are gone.
>>35085920>as a woman who had years of masturbating compulsively.why would woman masturbate when they have free sex?
>>35085966aww wish you could see me blush
>>35085957They were MFM (2-3 times with the same third) because it worked out that way, the first was spontaneous. We are both open to FFM but have not had the same natural opportunity with a female third. I'm not a stickler for how you use words but with fully open I mean loving, dating, fucking, doing everything exclusively with another person, or maybe even with anyone you want to. I would say we are monogamish, we have been together six years and less than a handful of nights deviated from being exclusive. I never said no more threesomes in general, I did at some point say I found it complicated and am not sure I would want to do it again. He was fine with that. We do sometimes mention it during dirty talk which we both enjoy, even though it's some years ago now.I would be open to it if it felt right in the moment though, hard to say anything upfront on principle. For the record, I have an appointment I need to go to so need to log off quickly. If you really want to add follow up questions you can, but I will only see them in a few hours, not even sure how long this will take. So I hope this satisfies your curiosity.
>>35085970NTA. I appreciate your thoughtful replies, thanks and good luck with your appointment.
>>35085968Nta masturbating alone is better because you cum.
>>35085967said frustrations are... well, frustrating. and distracting. my libido is high as it is so being deprived of my usual read of an emotionally-fulfilling sex fantasy doesn't make writing that much easier.i'm not some NNN faggot moid i need my healthy diet of daily orgasms.
>>35085951>wait is this why theres been an uptick in femanon hornyposting lately?>your smut library got shut down?Oh shit, no wonder
Have you ever had a psychic moment? Do you believe in such a thing?
>>35085970>MFM>the first was spontaneousHow did you go from hanging out to getting fucked by another guy in front of your man?Do you think it's weird that he likes fucking you with other dudes?Is he a little gay?
>>35085961Are you ever not here? lol
>>35085873Damn, women really do hate nerds
>>35085975Have you ever tried using those AI chat bots like Chai?
>>35085975Good time to take me up on my no smut november suggestion. Come all you want, just rely on your own imagination to do it.
>>35085945>>35085951So women stopped coming here because they're just gooning to AO3 all day?
>>35085882>me before femanon does the palm on chest thing>vs>me AFTER femanon does the palm on chest thingWhen she's bouncing on it?
>>35085982nobody likes trunerds
>>35085975>i'm not some NNN faggot moid i need my healthy diet of daily orgasms.You are now :)
>>35085988no, you goonheaded fuckwhen they place their palm on your chest
>>35085983AI chatbots do nothing for me sexually. i have grown to like them for customer support tho.>>35085985i've been doing that but the satisfaction/orgasm intensity just doesn't quite reach there. it's like telling a fentanyl addict to go back to lighter drugs, the high just isn't enough.>>35085987i'm still a 4chan regular, just not an /adv/ regular anymore. mostly just /v/ and /pol/.
Is like anime not considered weird to girls anymore
>>35085993They do that during sex.
>>35085995Lol, horny chudette
>>35085997thats not what I meant by it though
>>35085800This was already known before Angelica started talking about it.And most of the drama is Angelica just being off her meds and regretting simultaneously cheating on her boyfriend and being attracted to women. >>35085813PJ Dreams, faggot that he is. Erin (Goodnight Moon) was in an open relationship at the time and PJ was cheating on his Canadian gf with her.>>35085878Helmholtz can go fuck himself. I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. Shit, I'm glad I didn't take physics. I'll take stochastic optimization any day. >>35085913>What did they say about you?Not so much in what they said, but how they treated me. Like I was unworthy of things like love, success, and respect. You know I was supposed to be valedictorian? I turned it down because, aside from not being good at public speaking, I didn't feel worthy of it and knew nobody would show up for me. I don't want to ever feel like that again.>>35085954>Do virgin girls like virgin menI think most women like a man with some experience, as it's typically (and erroneously) seen as a sign of competence. Some women, especially women with a lot of experience, like popping boys'/men's cherries.
>>35085996Not to zoomers
>>35085995>but the satisfaction/orgasm intensity just doesn't quite reach thereAll the more reason you need to reset and practice more. Maybe AO3 being down for a while is a good thing after all.
>>35085961Not true. I've been with my gf since 2019.It's not wrong to be more attracted to experienced men, but it's a bullshit cope what you're doing.
>>35086000>trips of truthchecked(and true)>>35085991never. no limp-dicked hacker will dry my fountain. but congratz on the "pissed foids off" award to him.
My sister is obsessed with looking at pictures of 80s rock band boys and she's an actual femcel. Women, how can we get her to have sex and a relationship with a real boy in the current year so she would move out?
>>35085954Obviously not because all women are whores.
is jerking off supposed to feel like a short 2 second piss?
>>35086014its a bit better than that
>>35086007Nope, not shadow daddies for (You).Honestly I could see the hacker being a degen getting off on making women frustrated by this since it's basically tease & denial writ large.
>>35086007Why are you a misandrist if you're a /pol/tard
>>35086016im a guy and i think that's how it feels now for me. 1-2 seconds of pleasure that's it
>>35085995>just not an /adv/ regular anymoreYou abandoned your board!>mostly just /v/ and /pol/.When will you be playing WOW Forever?
>>35085997NTA but where exactly on the chest?
>>35085973>implying women can't cum from PIVThink it is a skill issue
>>35086003Korra, any idea who this VA is?>>35085752>>35085862>>35085838
>>35085995>mostly just /v/ and /pol/what interests you in those boards every time I went on either the catalogue was just slop and bait most of it just looks like bot spam /v/ hasn't been good in years not sure about /pol/ I'd assume that one's pretty much the same way as it's always been
>>35086021Usually pecs. It feels really good especially when they put some weight on it.
>>35086010as an afflicted foid at this time - deprive her of what gets her off and it might push her to try real dick. i'm 30 years old, have never dated, have never even tried to date, have lived my life as a happy introvert yet after almost 2 weeks without access to my favourite smut i downloaded hinge, then strengthened my resolve again and deleted it without completing my profile. that's a huge deal for the likes of me, i've never had a dating app on my smartphone ever.>>35086005>practice moreyes, i will try that angle. maybe 2 - 4 orgasms/day will help to calm me down.>>35086017it's either that or a government psyop to increase the birthrate.but it won't work. i reject non-digital dick.>just 2 more weeks meme
>>35086025NTA. vrpg and especially vst are still pretty good
>>35086003>I'm glad I didn't take physicsI regret not going full math or full physics hoenstly.I'm glad I took an introductory machine learning course though because I'm fvarking autistic and it helped me a lot understanding people and also myself
>>35086027>have never dated, have never even tried to date, have lived my life as a happy introvertare you a virgin or just a fake femcel?
>>35086033Femcels aren't real. Get it through your thick skull.
>>35086028>these other two boards are goodyour point being?
>>35086027>/pol/ poster>Doesn't want to marry and reproduce What gives?
>>35086027>maybe 2 - 4 orgasms/day will help to calm me down.>i reject non-digital dick.Sigh, it should've been me. Why did I have to be young during the gender wars?
I fucking hate women.>>35086036Xe's trans.
>>35086027She's 30 years old and I'm not sure how I can stop her from looking at photos. As far as I know she not only has them saved on her phone and can access them online, she has CD and vinyl booklets with pictures of boys. Just yesterday she opened a vinyl that got delivered here and she gasped and almost squealed when opening it and I can only assume it was because of the pic of the guy on the page. When I looked at her she hid the booklet from my view quickly like she was looking at something wrong. Foids are weird and so gross.
>>35085995>just not an /adv/ regular anymoreYou should, there's too many normies here.
>>35086018not a moid hater per se. just don't want to deal with their drama irl. you're alright for shitposting online and smalltalk irl.>>35086020got bored of the constant "how to get gf?" threads. the one board i really abandoned was /fit/ when the fph threads changed from hilarious screenshots to lame tiktok reel webms.no time to game much at the moment, just a lil aniimo.>>35086025/pol/ for shitposting about daily happenings when they occur because i won't get banned there for pattern recognition and racial slurs unlike mainstream social media./v/ kinda the same for games. biowoke getting shut down was giga-hilarious. i always visit elder scrolls threads, too. last of us 2 leak threads are without a doubt the most legendary ones that ever came out of /v/.
>>35086039Trannies mostly still watch video porn because they're male brained. Actually pornsickness is what got half of them there in the first place.
>>35086045oh you're a GIGGA FAGGOT nevermind I see why you like them I'd say carry on ruining the boards but there's really nothing left to ruin on them ever since "people" like you flooded them
>>35086045>last of us 2 leak threads are without a doubt the most legendary ones that ever came out of /v/.NTA. Other than gamergate, I agree. Fortunately I was around for both. Sadly I missed the /pol/ alien by a matter of minutes.
>>35086046>Actually pornsickness is what got half of them there in the first place.When I hear guys say>When I watch porn I view it from the pov of the womanI know they're getting infected
>>35086010Why don't you just fuck her yourself, pussy
Can we take a moment to collectively hate women? Thank you.
>>35086055That's fucked up.
>>35085982>womenThankfully I am not.
When I watch porn I wank my peenus because it feels good, idk about povs and that shit
>>35086033virgin femcel. guess what moids, virginity isn't special.>>35086036i've strongly considered sperm bank visitation, depending how well i'll do financially in the next 2 - 5 years. i have no delusions about best reproductive age for women, but neither about the financial responsibility of raising a kid. i spent my 20's getting the hell out of my country's equivalent of the appalachian region in the US to at least get a chance at a decent life, and have to secure myself financially first if i want to have a family.>>35086041based, having all her favourite stuff saved and available to her at all times makes your sister smarter than me. i kneel.
>>35086027Has anyone asked you out?
>>35085873Remember: women select against intelligence. If we let them choose the men we'd still be living in caves.
>>35086010>>35086057You know what must be done
>>35086061Those guys she obsesses over are probably in their 60s now. It's so gross and fucked up.
>>35086058at least a third of the threads on /v/ are made and filled with trannies
>>35086065A woman wanting an older partner is the most natural thing in the world.Though 20 to 60 is kinda weird and stupid.
>>35086026>especially when they put some weight on itSounds overwhelming.
>>35086061>virgin femcel. guess what moids, virginity isn't specialIs basically voided if youre a gooner with a vibe and dildo collection. Otherwise it is.
>>35086063>If we let them choose the men we'd still be living in caves.IDK man, living in a cave, fucking my hot cave wife while I hunt and she picks berries sounds nice.
>>35086068She's 30 and the pics of boys she looks at are probably 20-30 but they're from so long ago. Someone please give advice specific to that situation. I want her to move out of my apartment.
Women love the convenience of the modern world, but execrate the men responsible for it and would want nothing more than to personally torture and murder every single one of them. They only want street smart men but not the kind of street smart men that could create anything of use.
>>35086061>have to secure myself financially first if i want to have a family.I think that'd be easier with a man, right?Have you ever gooned to thoughts of 3D men before?
>>35086072How did she end up living with you and not your parents?
>>35086064Based wincest recommender
>>35086076Our parents don't believe in housing adult children and at the time we were kicked out she had a job and I didn't so we've been roommates for very long out of convenience. She just stinks and I don't like her.
>>35086042i can tell lmao >>35086049doesn't make /adv/ any more attractive to me.>>35086062thankfully no. i'm only approached for overly-friendly smalltalk. shit makes me nervous, thought i'd have to find a new coffee place when one of the baristas got suspiciously attentive toward me.>>35086065based nonetheless. besides, she's just fapping to their past sexy selves anyway.
>>35086079Fapping is a man term for penises.
>>35086079Would you fuck past (or current) Mads?
>>35086077Do you think your wife finds any of your sisters attractive?
>>35086082ntanagspitroast
I swear I tried to be woke and click on brown girls.
>look in the mirror>something seems a little bit odd>side of beard looks weird>run my finger through>its entirely gray underneathwhat the fuck dude, I'll be completely white soon and im not even 30
>>35086072>She's 30 and the pics of boys she looks at are probably 20-30 but they're from so long ago.Oh that is perfectly fine.You are being incredibly weird about this, your sister's sexuality is really none of your business.>>35086061>30>never had sexGrim.
>>35086065don't blame your sister, blame men they became pussies and are too scared to dye their hair nowadays and they aspire to be clavicular clones, your sister is right men were hotter in the later half of the 20th century
>>35086086What is this? I feel like I have seen it a lot lately
would it annoy you if your girlfriend was a dweeb
>>35086088>your sister's sexuality is really none of your business.Go fuck yourself
>>35086088>your sister's sexuality is really none of your business.That's where you're wrong, bucko!
>>35086086bit interesting how simalar these are across different anons mine was pretty close to these too
>>35086088>your sister's sexuality is really none of your business.He just wants her to get a bf and move out
>>35086088It is my business as she is a femcel who will never move out because she uses this in place of talking to real men.
>>35086083Yes, both of them. She's told me.
>>35086098>Yes, both of them. She's told me.You know what must be done, but do you have the strength to do it?
>>35086070i can't even fit a finger inside, i'm not trying a dildo.>>35086075i don't see how besides splitting rent. but i'd rather pay my full rent before i double the workload at home. besides, nobody wants to date broke women if they want to start a family. and by the time i'm safely out of the broke-zone i don't have 5 - 10 years anymore to date around and see who's a real one, so the sperm bank remains my safest bet.no, i haven't gooned to 3D ever.>>35086081flicking, then.>>35086082if our personality matched well then yes. i don't have an ideal image of a moid i'd like to fuck or anything, i get off on stupid 'star crossed lovers' shit. my AO3 favourites prove that much. my only shallow dealbreakers are>smaller than me (i'm 5'2'')>fat>smoker>large tattoos>piercings of any kindalas, being alone is comfy, so why ruin that?
>>35086098The tall and busty ones? Hope you don't get off on being mogged...
>>35086079>doesn't make /adv/ any more attractive to me.glad to be of service to the board we already have enough threadshitters on here last thing we need is another retard spamming twitter and tiktok bait
>>35086067That's because /v/ is obsessed with FNV which is an essential transcore game
>>35086097what's your job? why dont you move out?
>>35086101>In this episode, Korra gets cucked by her sister
>>35086091No
>>35086105I am on income support so it's hard to convince someone else to be my roommate even though income support is completely sufficient for paying rent. I would still be able to afford rent if she moved out. My mom agreed if she left she would pay part of my rent.
>>35086100>being alone is comfy, so why ruin that?>i get off on stupid 'star crossed lovers' shitWould you want to experience that in real life?You don't have to experience that in just texts.
>>35086092>>35086093>>35086096>>35086097You are even more grim than the virgin-by-choice femanon.
>>35086097You should get yourself a gf, eventually you will move in with her or your sister will move out to not be a third wheel.
>>35086099Get cucked by my sisters?
>>35086108>I am on income supportAHAHAHA
>>35086061>virgin femcel. guess what moids, virginity isn't special.Should we drag out the studies again?
>>35086102you asked for it.
>>35086102>threadshitters on here last thing we need is another retard spamming twitter and tiktok baitNTABut is it really better when the thread has no women and it's just 3 guys (1 guy really) posting about women bad from twitter and tiktok?
>>35086052Goose = loose
>>35086108What the fuck is Income support ?Youre getting neetbucks and youre criticizing your sister?>Mom please help me pay rentBro you're pathetic, your should have started with this. Leave your sister alone, you should be thankful for having her.
>>35086111I'm an actual incel. She's just a femcel mentally and could stop being a femcel if she lost weight, showered and stopped dissociating about Swedish 80s rockers.
>>35086112Well, yes, but also take a tip from the femanon that fucks her sister.I'm sure the emotional roller coaster would feel like heaven and hell at once
>>35086116how will a 4th guy doing it help?
>>35086119I'm neurodivergent in a way that has greatly hindered my ability to find and hold a job. She could get over her femcel obsessions, I can't get over an actual physical difference of my brain.
>>35086100>i get off on stupid 'star crossed lovers' shit.>not a moid hater per se. just don't want to deal with their drama irlWounded romantic spotted
>>35086100>i can't even fit a finger inside, i'm not trying a dildo.Just get a moid with a low libido / erectile dysfunction. You'll get the cunnilingus without being penetrated, easy-peasy.
>>35086109>Would you want to experience that in real life?fantasy isn't real life, anon. you can't "experience" it. though lying in my bed and flicking myself reading my favourite eroticas comes pretty damn close.>>35086114virginity isn't special in a world in which studies confirm that people a decade younger than me aren't having sex. maybe it was special in the 70's during hippie times.
>>35086121>take a tip from the femanon that fucks her sister.Holup, what?
>>35086123and she has a job?
>>35086070>Is basically voided if youre a gooner with a vibe and dildo collection. Otherwise it is.Disagree. I'd take a coomer gf over a chadfucker
>>35086123Just shut the fuck up you crippled fuck.Since you're so fucking disfuntional is better to have someone in your apartment that has a job, youre in a better situation with her in the apartment since you may need to rely on her and is much better than to rely on your mother.
>>35086128Yes but she has had a bullshit job where she is paid very little to mow grass on a golf course for the past 5 years and doesn't work all winter.
>>35086130She spends her money very poorly on things like expensive vinyl records and especially when she's not working (like now) she doesn't practice hygiene at all. Her boots stink too.
I hate women. Women hate women. We might have something in common.
>>35086106Honestly, I'd fap to it. No offense to korra.
>>35086134oh my god please shut the fuck up.
All offense to Korra. I hate Korra. I'd kill Korra if I could.
>>35086135Women love eating pussy though
>>35086138It should be the responsibility of women to find boyfriends/husbands because they are universally capable of doing so. The burden lies on her.
>>35086139I'd kill her too (by sitting on her face and not noticing her tapping out when she runs out of air).
>>35086139Because she's black?
>>35086134She has a job and you dont. You're not better than her, she is better than you.
>>35086143>by sitting on her faceOI you got a loicense for that phantasy?
>>35086126Do you shave your legs, arms, pits, pubes, etc..., or do you just let it all grow out?
>>35086145Because she ruined everything but yeah that too.
>>35086126How do you cum 4 times a day? Why aren't your muscles spaghetti by now?
>>35086146You can only say that not knowing her. She is repulsive.
>>35086147That's not even the worst I'd do to her. Take me to jail, brit.
>>35086149Ruined everything?
>>35086151Just talk to her about showering more often
Misogynistic women, I will accept your advances. I don't have much else to do at the moment.
>>35086120wtf based alert? your sister is a saint for housing her useless loser brother i hope she has many good and satisfying daydreams about swedish boys
I'm sorry femanon, it would never work out between usa Kopaka guy just cant make it work with a Hahli girl
>>35086154You think we're on speaking terms? Last time she actually talked to me she raised her voice because I brought up a concern about her turning on the AC too much.
>>35086124funny enough i'm not romantic at all. i don't give a shit about fancy dinners or whatever. i just read the passionate smut to scratch my itch.>>35086148i'm completely hairless from the head down. hate the feel of it, plus it gets in the way of my luffa skin peeling.>>35086150mostly just 1 - 2. 3 - 4 maybe once, twice a month. dunno, my libido doesn't care, and i'm high energy overall.
>>35086159>whiny little freak who lives through the charity of others wants to bite the hand that feedsI agree, your sister does have a problem: (You)
>>35086156She's such a fucking asshole and the only reason she's still here is because of her incompetence.
>>35086163you are how i imagine the typical self proclaimed incel to be
>>35086160Damn, you don't even want to cuddle with a moid?
>>35086163>the only reason she's still hereHave your considered that is not your apartment, and instead is her apartment and you're the one that refuses to move out?
>>35086160Do you have any attraction for women?Any lesbian smut?
>>35086165>unnecessary, easily avoidable skin contact with a strangerwhat part of "introvert" do you not understand?at this point i'm afraid that the irl disappointment from dealing with people could affect the pleasure i gain from the erotica fanfics. the experience of bad sex could forever sully my fantasies of good sex.
>>35086166It's my apartment because I'm the guy and I'm the first name on the lease. It is the burden of women to find boyfriends and move out first as it has always been simply due to the fact that women are universally able to find men easily as the selector sex.
>>35086169Omg please just die and free your sister from the retarded burden that you are
>>35086163>>35086120Everything about yourself and how you portray yourself here is disgusting.I feel sorry for your sister that she has to put up with somebody as ungrateful as you.
>>35086170I'm right, though.
>Omg please just die and free your sister from the retarded burden that you aret. a male feminist
>>35086167no, i was doomed to heterosexuality.i like to hang out with girls, and i can differentiate between different attractiveness levels in women, but it's never in an arousing or romantic manner. inspiring, mostly, like>damn, that's a cool fit, i'll try to copy that look
>>35086171She wouldn't be able to afford rent on her own. She should be more grateful of me.
>>35086173We hate women aa much as we hate male feminists.
>>35086172No, you're a parasite and youre stupid and dont realize how stupid you are and you think youre better than others.
>>35086175And you can't afford rent on your own either, but at least she's competent enough to get a job.Fucking leech
>>35086177I'm not stupid, only affected by neurodivergences that make society reject me. I'm literally too smart to be part of the system.
>>35086180>I'm literally too smart to be part of the systemlollmaoanyway i googled swedish 80s rock bands and your sister has good taste.
>>35086064>>35086077>inbreedingIt's been a while I saw that particular j*w propaganda...
>>35086173I would never call myself feminist, I have some pretty sexist beliefs myself but Im self aware enough to know that's just my opinion and Parasite anon is just too stupid.
>>35086090>mytype.fyiJust the latest fad. It'll blow over soon. You click on foid or moid faces that you like, enter your email (or any email, really) and it supposedly shows you some analysis of what you go for in terms of looks. Some kind marketing scam to build engagement to later transition people into paying for a new dating service.Apparently the general take away is that men like women more than women like men.
>>35086179Her "job" is fucking golf course grounds labour and she can't even manage to find a second job in the winter (or more like wants to be lazy and collect unemployment benefits, which are different from income support that I previously mentioned).
>>35086180>I'm not stupid, only affected by neurodivergences that make society reject me. I'm literally too smart to be part of the system.Edward Witton if he was a zoomer
>>35086184>men like women more than women like men.This is so fucking true.
>>35086098Do you think that's a compliment of sorts? I knew two sisters who were both my type. I never met the third sister but I think I would have liked her too.
>>35086180>I'm literally too smartYour posts are evidence that youre not smart at all and you lack introspection.
>>3508618180s rockers were violent drug addicts. Typical that women fantasize about bad boys.
>>35086181ntaI look like the guy on the bottom left.
>>35086190Truthful post.
>>35086189I've conducted myself completely reasonably and everyone else is the side that is not understanding my logic.
>>35086126>you can't "experience" experiencesWhat a dumb thing to say.
>>35086182The dangers of inbreeding are overblown desu, just don't let it become a generational habit
>>35086174Do you think you could get off on a woman going down on you, or would that just feel like nothing to you?
>>35086193We all understand your "logic", we just disagree with it because is stupid. Youre "logic" is actually quite arbitrary. And you're stupid for not understanding it.Lets say youre smart, what now? Congrats youre a smart parasite.
Nice guys finish last, that's why I'm a premature ejaculator
Yep, I'm thinking women are whores.
>>35086195>just don't let it become a generational habitProblem is that it becomes just that whenever it's tolerated. Looks at jeets and saudis
>>35086198I'm just taking advantage of circumstances like a smart person does. By your logic, she is the stupid one in this situation.
>>35086157Anon, the studs and interfaces were specifically engineered for compatibility and for the parts to be interchangeable.
>>35086182>inbreedingI think it's more of a brown people thing>>35086201Which explains why Whorra is into it
>>35086204No, she's with Chad and his two other girlfriends right now
>>35086201I'm pretty sure both of those groups primarily have arranged marriages, it's not the same as if incest were legal in a country with love marriages
>>35086208I'm not a cuck.
>>35086207>love marriagesAnon, I...
>>35086191nice. i'd have sex marathons with you if i cared for 3D moids. good luck on the apps. and get a guitar btw.>>35086194>gaslight yourself into believing fairytales are realno.anyway it's been fun gentlemen. have a nice week.
>>35086211>foid can't get Chad so she goes for 2D ChadComical.
How am I supposed to know how a woman wants to be proposed to?
>>35086187At least when it comes too looks. Which is the only thing the service tests for, which makes that reductionist conclusion somewhat unfair.
Female sexuality is so disgusting and cringe. Women give me the ick especially when they act horny or display interest in men.
>>35086209Oh, usually it's cucks talking like that
>>35086216>Women give me the ick especially when they act horny or display interest in men.Yuricuck spotted.
>>35086218Am I wrong? Female sexuality basically seeks the most disgusting men there are.
>>35086214By spending enough time with her.If you don't know her well enough for that, you shouldn't be proposing to her.
>>35086211>i'd have sex marathons with you if i cared for 3D moids.I feel honored.
>>35086219Women aren't attracted to jeets, saar!
You can trust me around women.
>>35086204I feel called out, but I know you weren't talking about me.
>>35086041wait a minute are you the anon who guessed her pin and snooped around on your sisters phone from a few days ago?
>>35086211c-come back soon...
>>35086224No, JH, I was not.
What if we tried making women feel miderable?
>>35086224no one thinks about you unless you're actively shitting up the thread
>>35086229>What if we tried making women feel miderable?I don't know, saar, tell us?
>>35086184What a fucking scam. There was actually a girl I had in mind and I was looking for her lookalike and never found it.This test is shit it doesn't have good range of faces.But anyway, according to this I like wavy hair with greek noses.
>>35086229One anon has been running that troll campaign for years.
>>35086232>I like wavy hair with greek nosesGood taste.
>>35086230I wish. I go to bed and wake up to half a dozen mentions.
People who talk like Deadpool should have their free speech taken away. Women, what do you think?
>>35086182
>>35086232
>>35086239I don't speak Taco...
>>35084720FCompassion, patience, forgiveness. For myself and others>>35084733I had a conversation with my doorman who I've only said hi to for months. He kept saying I was very beautiful and intelligent and women like me were rare. I was flattered but I always have to wonder wtf are people talking about when they say things like that? They can't possibly glean that from what little interactions we've had. But I'm gonna try not to be annoying and just accept the compliment, he's probably just trying to be pleasant.
>>35086240says the same thing he just said I don't speak spanish either but it very clearly says something about greeks you're either retarded or you think being obtuse is funny and cute instead of reddit and annoying
>>35086242I observe people and feel like I've got a decent sense of who they are even if I don't really talk to them.
>>35086237But using excessive cuss words means I’m super serious and funny
>>35086203I was built for the Matalife but she's out there being a Mahri
genderwho was in the wrong?
>>35086242>He kept saying I was very beautiful and intelligent and women like me were rare.Describe what he looks like
>jaws are actually sore from chewingman, I'm a serious eater, and my jaw muscles reflect that fact.I can puff up my chin just by flexing my jaw muscles, hope I don't turn square.
>>35086247She's a billionaire's wife, why didnt she dollyfied herself?
>>35086247Jensen did nothing wrong.
>>35086239Tried again with similar results, still a shit test. They're almost all model like with little range, no girl next door types.
I love blondes but I've fallen in love with a brunette
>>35086260Bald people do not deserve love
>>35086247the dell guy's wife looks worse, so he has no excuse.jensen must be executed.
>>35086261who said they do?
>>35086139>I'd kill Korra if I could.Better men than you have tried.>>35086152>That's not even the worst I'd do to her.Do your worst>>35086182>*w propaganda...Nigga, it has existed in every society in human history.>>35086188>Do you think that's a compliment of sorts?I think it was more of an observation. I don't really look like any of my siblings.
>>35086261How did you know I was bald
We should take all of the incels, give them surgery to turn them into Thunder Warriors, and then use them as our national defense
Misogyny is le good.
>>35086267Deal with it, puto
>>35086265>Better men than you have tried.You ever get shot at in the sand box?
>/soc/ has been taken over by fat and pregnant (spiritually fat) womenDisappointing.
>>35086259I'm pretty sure I saw one trait literally called girl next door in someone's trait list. Maybe that's just not you type.The women being too attractive and the men not being attractive enough, on average, does seem to be a common gripe though.
>>35086259>no girls next door typesBut that is what those women are? Sorryto hear that the average girl in your cunt is a goblin faced torta.
Women go mad if they don't get Chad.
>>35086280Not going anywhere, puto
>>35086282You know if you made your women hate posts with rhymes/poetry they'd be a lot more interestingMaybe do Haikus as well
>>35086288I'll consider it.
>>35086268Who is we?
>>35086285I'm not a Mcmutt, you're free to re-hispanize the US as much as you want as far as I'm concerned. In fact I think it would be an improvement.
Silence, woman. I just shitted my brains out. Allow me to dwell in this fleeting nirvana, unencumbered.
I wish these threads were slower.
>>35084733M, I think a young woman complimented me on my outfit the other day on the bus after she sat next to me. I wasn't sure if she was talking to me because she didn't make eye contact with me but then she referenced the navigation on my phone so I got the sense the initial comment was also directed towards me
>>35086298I’m pretty slow, borderline retarded
>>35086303Only hot if you are a woman.
>>35086303At about 600 PPD, let’s say.
Her heart torn once moreBy the lecher that for herNot once did he love
I used a chlorophorm-based disinfectant for the first time in my shower.
>>35086272>You ever get shot at in the sand box?No, but we almost got hit with an IED on a recovery operation when I was in Afghanistan. Then had to wait like 3 hours for the EOD team to sweep the area. That sitting around for several hours after a fucking bomb goes off will do wonders for your nerves.
Why doesnt femcel get a shy nerdy boyfriend
>>35086288You have to tell me everything you hate about it now. >>35086311>>35086315They hate all of those things in a man.
Girls, what food is attractive for a man to order from a restaurant? That seems like one of those incredibly minor things you'd have an opinion on.
>>35086315"Shy nerdy boyfriends" as you put it are extremely insecure and there's a strong chance they'll become emotionally abusive to her due to their insecurities.
>>35086318The question itself is pathetic.
>>350863142, 3, and 6 are not redhead phenotypes
>>35086321To be honest I actively tried to skew it towards redheads, just to see if there was a specific redhead category. But it still said I like 90s supermodels and fox faces (whatever that's supposed to mean), which is consistent with previous results.>>35086259Here are your girls next door, according to this thing.
>>35086311>>35086317Kino
Gender, will you play GTA 6 at launch?
>>35086325Not after seeing this picture.
>>35086184i posted it yesterdaythe problem with this website is everybody they show is somewhat attractive, with some being very attractive. not helpful. also AI faces lack that human feel whatever it's called. AI faces can never look as attractive as real human's
Is this true? What is there to be learned from vampire rape smut?
>>35086325mno. I have played zero of these games for any length of time and truly do not understand the hype. I think it's just hype. this is one of those snoyboy moments I think, like when that star wars movie came out. it wasn't that good to begin with, it's not going to be good, and the excitement is generated by a cross between an unchallenged very vocal minority and consooooomerism
>>35086325M, no, I've never owned a GTA game. I'm more of an elder scrolls guy
>>35086328>everybody they show is somewhat attractiveThis doesn't seem to hold for men. And it's not exactly true for women either, I've seem female faces that clearly were not attractive to me. But yes, the baseline for female faces does seems to skew towards more beautiful than the average woman. And the effect gets more pronounced as the algorithm learns what you like.
>>35086325nope. Dan houser the man who wrote all the GTAs left. this game will be some woke shit where a bitchy, brown woman will boss around a autistic white man. in the end one of them will betray each other and that's it. Then it will be gta online for the next 20 years and rockstar willl make a trillion dollars outta this game. I am out
>>35086325No, I will wait for it to come to PC and then pirate it. >>35086314Dab me up>>35086331If men irl acted like men in women's smut books, they would be in prison. I hate to say it, but a lot of women romanticize abusive and predatory behavior.
>>35086314i would die a happy man if i could wife up a girl like the one on top left
>>35086336>I will wait for it to come to PC and then pirate it.Based as always.
genderhow do you deal with people who are flakes, especially of the opposite gender?
>>35086331oh heck you guys won't believe me, but I dated her at the end of highschool. wild. small world
>>35086325MaleI'll wait to see if it's woke
>>35086342Did she like getting choked?
>>35086314I'll take bottom right or middle left
>>35086325MNo, I don't like GTA that much although it is sometimes fun to just drive around so I'll probably pirate it and enjoy myself for a half hour
>>35086325MI won't be playing it at all. I didn't enjoy V very much. I also don't think any video game is worth more than fifty bucks.
>>35086332I have no idea what could genuinely excite a person under 25 for GTA 6. For people my age there's at least nostalgic memories of the PS2 games and hype for IV.
>>35086350GTA 6 Online
I have Drank in My Cup stuck in my head.
Jack Thompson kinda had a point about children playing Grand Theft Auto.
>>35086361Is that the faggot that got disbarred for such a huge piece of shit and then went on a crusade against video games?
>>35086334women wear makeup and are masters at angle frauding. almost all women look 2-3 points more attractive in photos than IRL. for men it's the exact opposite
>>35086367NTAMaybe men should learn something from women.
>>35086366Yes, that broken clock.
is it true that women are more likely to have a sex dungeon than men?
>>35086370i have actually. i can now finally take selfies where i look good and trustworthy and attractive. it's not that hard you just have to experiment a bit with different angles, lighting, front camera, back camera and see what works for you
>>35086354Bleak. They're excited to spend money on mtx in a hundred dollar game
>>35086325i could fix him
why are blacks never socially awkward/anxious or autistic?
>>35086380Because you don't know enough black people
>>35086380lol
>>35086383maybe but i think it's because blacks have evolved less and are closer to apes than the rest of humanity so they basically lack the cognitive capability to be anxious
Does anyone know how to get fiberglass out of clothes?
>>35086380I've met plenty of those. Who do you think has been keeping Yu-Gi-Oh and Street Fighter afloat in the USA
>>35085798Faggot post
>>35086386NTAI fucking hate "Autism is the next level of evolution" retards like you.
State gender. Which resembles your sleep-morning routine the most ?>go to sleep early( before midnight), get adequate sleep, have enough time for morning routine >go to sleep late (after midnight), get adequate (or decent amount of) sleep, have little time for morning routine>go to sleep late, get not ideal sleep, have enough time for morning routine
>>35086388capcom and bandai are boomer potemkin vllages anon
>>35086387mechanical removal, usually with tape
>>35086390i never said that. what i said was that i believe that blacks are less evolved, they're too dumb to think about what they're thinking. same applies to jeets. autism and anxiety is a first world problem
>>35086393MI'd say the last one but I function just fine on my 5-6 hours of sleep a night, the only reason I want to sleep more is because in my dreams I'm not alone
Getting 8+ (You)s is toe tingling
>>35086400This is why there's so much dogshit bait ITT
>>35086398>autism and anxiety is a first world problemYou're a fucking idiot who has no understanding on how either autism or anxiety works.
>>35086390well I'll give you a hintthe next level of evolution is not "emotional intelligence" that will be extinct within a generation
>>35086400Back in my day I got (you)s for actually interesting and engaging posts
>>35086393the first unless I'm in a mood to practice having a wife and stay up an extra 3 hours training for thrusting and cooming so I end up in the last category
>>35086399I’m a night owl at heart so I’d love to try the 6 hour route but I’m worried that long term I’m asking for fast mental degeneration when I’m elder
>>35086400only people who get you's here are either thrist trapping femanons or ragebaiters. people with genuine questions usually get ignored
would any man be interested in giving an uninterested, gloved handy on a vaginai mean rubbing the clit and maybe some fingering action too but its gloved and you're uninterested just doing it like they jack off horses before a race
>>35086413also you have to do it to completion i must coom
>>35086413>>35086415I fit the job description. How much is the pay?
>>35086413Fine but we have to do it either in a barn or with you gripping a fence, bent over
>>35086413I’ve done it with my girlfriend before, sure. Honestly I’m pretty open on scenarios and fetishes when it comes to sex. (Outside of illegal stuff of course).As long as it isn’t an extreme fetish/scenario every time.I’m down to do some elaborate BDSM, for example, but every time we have sex has to be elaborate BDSM, ropes and locks and all? Fuck no, that’s too much work.
>>35086416100 bucks
>>35086419When do you need me to start?
>>35086413Only from behind, both seated.
>>35086422like now
>>35086426so me sitting on a chair with a hole else how are you gonna reach from behind like that?
>>35086417>>35086418i want it to be treated like a tedious chore being some sort of livestock helps
should i get leg lengthening surgery if i am 5'11?
>>35086431>5'11ngmi
>>35086271Don't engage with him/her anon. He/she wants to rile you up because he knows saying racist words will do that to you.
>>35086140You're gross.
>>35086428Back hug on a couch, or something like that.
>>35086432it's pretty short i knoweven girls are taller than me now
>>35086430Are you cool with biting down on a bit and wearing a modified bridle?
I can't find where my sister keeps her vinyl records. I need to find them quickly before she gets home. I look at the bookshelves, under the bed, in the closet, etc. Any ideas?
>>35086413You lost me at uninterested and gloved.
What's wrong with lovebombing if it lasts forever?
>>35086438vinyl doesn't taste good anyway anon find something else
>>35086438Never mind. Q
>>35086440It's a form of emotional manipulation.
>>35086440lovebombing by definition doesnt last forever retard
>>35086440Nothing. Just don’t be like my ex. I’m not sure what psychological condition he has but he gets bored of people and once he’s bored of you….the feeling isn’t the same…and he breaks up to go find his next girl to fool. Just a fucking manwhore pretending to be a lover.
>>35086444so is smilingor touching someoneso is everything
>>35086394Eh yes and no. I get what you mean but they're still companies that don't actually need the US market to survive
>>35086444You're telling me the limit is my ethics?
>>35085751pretty sure i gooned to this one, nice
>>35086403Nta but autism is used interchangeably with anxiety today due to being overdiagnosed to hell.And anxiety is easily handled by exposure. Holing up in your gooncave and having your food delivered is not a thing in third world countries, so these problems barely affect anyone except the very few genuine autists. Ofc this is very bad news for the people who do that and carry their diagnoses like a shield to deflect any personal responsibility. Which they have, as the cure to anxiety is getting off your ass and confronting it.
>>35086394okay actually if you meant to say Konami, I fully agree lol
>>35086448Oh, you're a retard who doesn't know what words mean, got it.
>>35086413That's really hot anon, yes. Me clothed, you naked, bent over in a revealing position.Do you like the bored/ignored concept in general? Would you like a similar scenario where your bf scrolls his phone while you get yourself off or he fingers you?
>>35086380>why are blacks never socially awkward/anxious or autistic?They are, but they don't go outside, just like white/Asian/Latino autists. Outside of that, the black experience is very social and interpersonal. You're raised in big groups, forced to interact with people of both genders and all age groups, and it's often sink or swim. That doesn't leave a lot of room for timidity.
>>35086455You type like a fujo having a panic attack
Will women think less of me if I buy an adult game boy so I can play a remake of a Zelda game I've already beaten like five times
gonna power boop all the foids then ignore themthat'll work
>>35086458i wanna use a guy like hes a dildo though don't know if he can get hard while completely uninterested. imagine hes lying in bed on his phone or sitting playing video games and im bouncing on it under a blanket
Genderare we cooming or are we dooming?
>>35086466i would think you're a cute ass dork and id encourage it
>>35086471f dooming
>>35086471MThe doom is gradually transitioning to a coom (but it could still spontaneously relapse into doom)
>>35086471F. Cooming. I'll be home alone for hours tonight.
>>35086469I like that a lot.This is a bit of a weird one, but would you dry hump your bf from behind while he's lying on his stomach ignoring you or focused on something else?
>>35086471Dooming, therapy appointment in a few hours. The anxiety brain is always buzzing with AAA THE WORLD IS ENDING before these. Even though I've been to 2 already and the world did not in fact end.
>>35086472I've been trying so hard to avoid anything about it because every screenshot I glance at has me like oh shid I need to play this
>>35086466Penis Haver here but you should look into the AYN Thor. It’s basically the perfect handheld gaming device.
Why were there no dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden?
My type is androgynous short hair girls.
>>35086478yes
>>35086466>adult game boySo a game man?
>>35086397It’s not working
>>35086478i wanna hump his leg like an ignored dog maybe even take off my pants and rub my disgusting vagina slime onto his leg
>>35086484I would if I didn't actually want to buy into Nintendo's walled garden down the line. My sister is a big Splatoon fan and I know she'll want me to play the next game with her once it comes out, so the Switch 2 will be worth it for me in that regard. I already own a PC that I can apparently emulate switch 2 games with.
>>35086491>AI is going to take all are jerbs and become a cruel god!!1!!>can't even describe its own slop accurately
Neti pot works like a charm but I wonder who discovered it by blasting water up their nose
>>35086490eve couldn't handle a snake with an apple and you want plesiosaursanon
>>35086500Yeah I thought that was silly. They’re right that it’s my type and I definitely gravitated towards them during selection but for some reason it didn’t choose to display them in the shared pic.
>>35086484In the same vein, the Astro Pneumatic 401k Thor air hammer competes with the Snap-On at a fraction of the price and uses 0.401" shanks. https://youtu.be/J98ZbUmPxqU?t=5m24s
I poisoned myself and now I have to wait 12 hours for the pain to go away
>>35086497that's hot
>>35086325M>consoles only>+70 bucks>locked to 30fps in 2026you cant pay me to play that shit
>>35086497my ex would do something like thiswe'd watch a movie and she'd just start rubbing herself off on my leg then continue cuddlingfucking retarded if you ask me
>>35086506What did you poison yourself with?
>>35086508>roodaka ass out of fucking nowhere
>>35086509do you find it disgusting and inconvenient
Hi guys. I’m definitely calling in sick and chudding out today
>>35086514it was just weird. Most of the time it was unprompted. She'd just wrap her legs around my leg and rubbed herself off. She was also my first gf and noone told me girls do thisI was upset because we were watching Rome.
>>35086497I also like the idea of a woman stripping off and masturbating in front of me, doing more and more to get my attention as I continue to do what i'm doing, until eventually she has a leg up on the arm rest and is rubbing herself only a few inches from my face.
The thing with being autistic is that everyone kindafuckinhatesyou by default because you're a little weird and because everyone kindafuckinhatesyou you're completely barred from TheNormalHumanExperience™.
>>35086516Will you be hating women like a chud would?
>>35086512Vitamin c
When I was a child whenever people would laugh it would usually be at my expense so now whenever I hear laughter, especially of a woman, I get slightly irritated.
>>35086520They don’t hate you because you’re autistic anon, they hate you because you’re insufferable. Take some ownership for your shitty qualities, you’re no better than those foids on tiktok walking with canes.
Damn, that's crazy.
>>35086524At least you kinda understand yourself. You’re taking out your anger on unrelated parties but you do know the root cause of it and that’s something.
>>35086520Look on the bright side, if you were neurotypical and weird/unlikable, you'd feel the pangs of people hating you much more vividly.
>>35086400I have 17, but barely any worth anything desu.Thank goodness it's close to dinner time.
>>35086520Read Spinoza
>>35086521My heart isn’t capable of hating women
my heart is capable of not hating women but unfortunately there is no reason to make use of that capacity
Women, do you think gendered interests are a problem or just male gendered ones?
>>35086525I don't want to talk about dumb irrelevant shit. I don't want to participate in your humiliation rituations. I don't want to participate in your izzat system. I don't want to pretend to like other people. I don't want to gossip. I don't want to go out of my way to bring others down for the sake of it. You are vile (to eachother) but pretend to be nice and I don't want to take any part in it.
>>35086516Chadette?
What the hell is this izzat the chuds keep referring to
>>35086539Yeah sure that’s fine but like I said that’s not cause you’re autistic, it’s cause you’re kind of a prick
>>35086543At least I own that I'm a prick and don't pretend I'm a wholesome chungus.
>>35086476but ao3 is still down.
>>35086542presumably something to do with israel since that is their only talking point
>>35086536I just feel like people should do whatever they want and not care about things being gendered. Becaus everything is fun and you only get to live one time >>35086540What dis mean im chudett
>>35086545You don’t though, you literally just blamed it on autism.
>>35086550I can acknowledge that I am both a prick and that it's because of my negative experiences.
>>35086542It’s like aura but for mohammedans. This one is supposed to be ironic but it’s just another example of the slow arabization of the west.
Women, is there any reason to believe that you're better than my hand?
>>35086554Why would I need to answer this? I think my vibrator and fingers are better than most men as well.
>>35086553>slowseems more like a speedrun innit
>>35086519men should be objects of desire its hot
>>35086556Apparently not to the point where you stop interacting with men altogether
>>35086520Women can’t be autistic. Don’t make me tap the sign. Women have it inherently better nowadays than any autistic white man. Literally being autistic, white, and a man is a death sentence. A whole demographic of men, doomed to wander aimlessly.We should start rioting and stop paying our taxes
Do girls have a need for their specific pinings for men to be validated, particularly by other girls? Like do you share pics of cute guys and ask your girlfriends if he's cute?
>>35086564Just share a cute girl with bbc bull
>>35084720the hope that i can be a better man
>>35086564NTAIncels say shit like this and then think the only reason women don't like them is because "muh chad" and feminist brainwashing.
>>35086564I am a man.
>>35084737(,^_^) same>>35084753dude it was late
Do women even want bfs?
>>35086565I don’t think I have a constant need for validation from my friends in the way that some men do but we like to share pictures when we are hanging out for fun. It’s more to give context about the guys we talk to than anything. Ofc sometimes that includes asking each other if he’s cute but I don’t intentionally seek validation from it
It's not looking good chat.>>35086554>is there any reason to believe that you're better than my hand?They say availability is the best ability, so in that, no woman is better than your hand.
>>35084791at least an 8ave girl tummy is like 7-7.5, which is why guys love when they show their midriff
>>35086578no they'd rather be in chads harem
>>35086574No Women don’t like autistic men because A. They’re eugenicists B. They just hate socially awkward and weak people C. They’re all control freaksAnd D. Society is inherently ableist Basically they’re future government employees. No different from the micro-chode regulator keeping the honest blue collar man down, or a cop who is begging to shoot some poor schizophrenic homeless man. Tell me when I’m telling lies, white men don’t work for the government.
>>35086559i like it when women look at men like that but while he's doing something entirely mundane and nonsexual. I also like it when women are turned on by parts of men that aren't specifically sexual, like arms and hands or whatever.
women could you love the hypothetical "perfect man" if his dick didnt work, but he was willing to gladly use his fingers and toys excellently whenever you wish anyways
>>350865813c mulatto moid hereDamn, maybe we really are just the genderbent versions of each other, though I'm still falling for white girl's tricks on occasion.
>>35084888m, not gay, ur on the positive sideyou look like you haven't showered though man, work on your hair and u'll look be sick af
>>35086585it's legitimately because you come across too harshly to people, are not socially calibrated, and can often just be walking cringe factories if you don't learn to stop
>>35086585No fucking wonder autistic women hate autistic men, Jesus Christ.>white men don’t work for the government.I know Donald Trump has a really deep orange tan, but he is president of the fucking US.
>>35086590sorry meant for >>35084880
>>35086581post the triangle
>>35086586i like when men stretch before a physical task it makes me wanna sexually assault them mmph
>>35086593>>35086594It’s okay. One day I’ll be rich and laughing at the little peasants you are and you’ll be eating slop from a trough. That’s literally what they want to do to you.
>>35086581I can't do that quiz cuz they all kinda cute
Girls? We're you fed today? Were you bred today?
>>35086593I agree it’s more this. I’ve hooked up with guys on the spectrum and it isn’t that I think they’re weird but sometimes they don’t have the social calibration to know when to stop. Like they can’t understand indirect hints which is fine sometimes but it comes across as very pushy and bossy and it ends up annoying me>>35086587Honestly no I think he could compensate sexually with toys and stuff but emotionally id always want to have him inside and it would make me feel sad
>>35086603Are you actually a grown adult? You post like a 12 year old.
>>35086609I’m actually doing very bad right now and just came here to verbally abuse women because I fucking hate them
>>35086589I used to as well. Then I met my wife, and now I'm spilling state secrets to the entire Pacific theater. >>35086596Here ya go>>35086604What kept fucking me up is you can legit just see the celebrities the original images are based off of. Like who the fuck isn't going to pick Nicole Scherzinger?
>>35086600cute, do you like seeing their tummy exposed as their shirt lifts a little?
>>35086607Why should an indirect hint be acknowledged? That's crazy
>>35086603What do you do for a living?
I’m sick of the gentrification of this website. We had a good thing going. Libertarians talking about the administrative state, how we don’t need useless government jobs, how free markets solve everything and are the ultimate source of morals, how invading the Middle East for the Jews was bad, how drugs should be legal so the state can’t monopolize violence and push people around And then people like you come along. Normalfaggots and foids. Bringing your retarded statist libshit garbage with you. Looking like a literal bag of trash. History will look at you all as animals.
>(Dead)>(Dead)>(Dead)Wew, lotta camwhoring soc shitstains today ITT...
>>35086615It doesn’t have to be acknowledged but like. Lemmw give example of an experience I hadI hook up with a guy and we were going to eat after. He wanted to make sushi at home and I told him I wasn’t comfortable eating that because I don’t really want to eat raw fish from a random guys fridge. He keeps pushing and saying it’s sushi grade and will be fine (it was frozen Costco salmon). I’m getting annoyed and telling him no thank you I don’t want that. I even look up if it is sushi grade but he thinks he knows better than me. I get visibly upset the more he pushes. It’s not that he has to acknowledge that I’m upset but it is frustrating to be w someone and they don’t register your wishes and needs and think they know better than you . Maybe this is an extreme case but I feel like most nonautistic men would stop pushing pretty quickly
>>35086618I enjoyed when we didn't pretend to be political pundits on this website, personally.
>>35086623NahThat falls well within the normal range of foid hysterics that only a total loser would put up with. You'd be getting the "breaking up is her idea" treatment after that display.
>>350866254chan was way better as a moderate libertarian website. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Every single thing in history has been better when it was moderate libertarian (Reddit, The Simpsons, Star Wars, etc). Everyone should be moderate libertarian and if not they should be put in a mental hospital and tortured
>>35086626NTA>Not wanting to be forced to eat something is 'foid hysterics'
>>35086581>My type according to this: White>My dating history: One south asian
>>35086614ugghhhhh mmpfh
>>35086628NTA4chan wasn't Libertarian, it was politically neutral if a bit un-PC. You're just as much of a problem as wokies and /pol/tards.
>>35086626you're just demonstrating to everyone in the thread that your problem is indeed the fact you are an asshole
>>35086634I'm not the same anonThe fact that I am an unapologetic asshole does not excuse your foidness
>>35086633>4chan wasn't Libertarian, it was politically neutral if a bit un-PCRon Paul, /b/.
>>35086628>You don’t know what you’re talking about.I do; I've been posting here for twenty years. Your specific favorite corner of this website being a preachy libertarian space does not make this a "libertarian website" for fuck's sakes.
>>35086626If it was “foid hysterics” he was still too autistic to recognize that and I was the one to leave him over it. What woman would stick around lol so many fish in the sea
>>35086626nah shes right on this one, you seem like a retarded autist lol
>>35086614btw when a guy bends down to do manual labour i steal a glimpse at his undies from behind
>>35085274underside of the shaft is most sensitivelots of guys will say they like the part under the head, but just personally I prefer a little lower and closer to the base since close to the head is a little too sensitive. Im cut too so idk
>>35086643i always feel embarrassed when that happens :\
>>35086641>>35086642Good luck with the cats
>>35086641>foid hystericsisn't this "woman needs to cum"
why do people masturbate to sonic but not garfield
>>35086645you should because im looking at it
>>35086647we should ban sexually impotent men from dating
>>35086655LOL
>>35086654orange cats exist irl so we do that instead
>>35086658fortunately most sexually impotent men kind of self-filter by becoming hyperreligious chuds who get angry at naked women
>>35086661I've been to a handful of monasteriesThe catholic ones are fruity but there's some unironic chads at the orthodox monasteries and it really makes you wonder what foid hurt this guy to just give up (or maybe he really just loves God)
>>35086660real cats have much smaller feet thoughbeit
I like anime girls because I like how they look at me
>>35086643diddyfoid abusing poor manual laboring men for their bodies.. evil..
>>35086578in a weird dreamy kinda way where i know i have to do something but don't know what or how, yeah. i know i have huge noisy parts of me that im supposed to put into someone else but i dont really understand anything else
I just lost the game...
>>35086674fuck you
>>35086661most, but not allthe ones who still try to date need to be dealt with
>>35086676how does a moid know if he's sexually impotent without trying though
TFW no Black goddess to start an off-grid, self-sustained cribstead with
>>35086674which one?
>hey femanon let's make sushi!>>"nuuuuu not like that it's gotta b ethically sourced non-gmo wild-caught folded ten-thousand times unicornfin airdropped from pike place"guess we shouldn't tell her what goes in to the imitation crab that she's been blithely shoveling down
>>35086678akshully they prefer to be called kweenz
>>35086679Oh, damn. I think I can finally leave 4chan now that the game is apparently over.
>>35086680You still mad people rightfully called you a retard?
>>35086683which one?
>>35086680Why would I eat that either I’m not poor
>>35086520I thought I was getting some of TheNormalHumanExperience™ but it turns out I was too autistic to notice I wasn't. I stg men see me as a pet and it's a toss up whether that's a good thing to them or not. I like the ones who think it's a bad thing better but then I'm stuck bc I don't know what to do with myself. The way my sisters exclude me is all the proof I need though.
>>35086680>v-tuber pedophile>digging the hole even deeper for himself
>>35086684I've been laughing so hard that I have hiccups because she legit believes that HE was the one with autism
>>35086500Which just makes the fact that AI agents get put in positions of effective authority all the more frightening.
>>35086689Explain how not wanting to be forced to eat something is "foid hysterics".
It annoys me when women do POV porn with a dildo but they're holding it so the frenulum is facing the camera. Bitch it looks like my dick is on upside down. Totally ruins immersion.
>>35086689>actually SHE was the autist the whole time!this is just sad
>>35086694Soly?
>getting (you)s is toe tinglingThis is sad.
How long can you give someone the silent treatment before it becomes childish? I give people the silent treatment for at least 2-3 weeks any time they displease me.
>>35086689It’s okay I might be autistic too honestly idk. We can be autistic together if it makes you feel this sad <3
>>35086680The imitation crab is cooked. Go eat some raw grocery store salmon and tell me how that works out for you lol.
>>35086380Socially awkward is their default state.
>>35086689bro i make sushi that exact way you described and wouldnt offer it to a near-stranger. You're asking for them to trust you with something potentially dangerous over dinner, which is meant to be a relaxing and warm environment. Just exercise some basic sense you're really coming off as low iq here
>>35086697I was riffing on the trend of comments on youtube videos saying "38 seconds ago is toe tingling" and "holy refresh pull" and such
>>35086370I prefer to not be a catfishing fraudmaxxer.
>>35086661some of us are not bad people and understand their role and willingly endure loneliness and would appreciate not being casted as hateful just for being lesser
>>35086707Imagine referring to improving your looks as being a "catfishing fraudmaxxer". Lonely men deserve their loneliness.
>>35086710i only hate you when you become moralizing prudes desu
Makeup is gay.
>>35086336>Dab me up¯\_(?)_/¯>>35086338>top leftShe's definitely that 90s supermodel type. I think you may be out of luck there, Anon. You and me both.
>>35086715So stop putting it on, faggot.
>>35086647>women express hatred for men that see sex as a performance and achievement>women near universally judge a man's manhood on whether he can perform like a jester for her sexuallybrutal eugenicspill
Lesbians/bisexual whatevers of /atoga/if you've scissored, can you tell me what its likeit seems extremely forced and awkward and unpleasant
>>35085972Thanks anon, that is nice of you! >>35085980It is not something you can easily explain, the guy's a close friend of my bf and I had gotten to be pretty good friends with him as well. He spent a lot of time at our place and at the time he drank a lot so we had a lot of hanging out together that was relatively uninhibited. My partner had once questioned me during sex if I would be open to a threesome and if so, what it should look like, and I had answered honestly that I would pick this friend because it was the most natural set up I could picture, we had a very comfortabble and kind of intimate dynamic even as friends with the three of us. NGL I had wanted to keep it a fantasy then because I thought it would be way too complicated, but my bf had more faith that it would work out fine and started hinting in that direction one night. When it became a reality I was very excited and intrigued so I did not stop things and turned out the friend was (very surprised, but) game. >Do you think it's weirdNo. I would also find it hot to see him with another woman. It is also kind of like seeing porn of your partner play out in real time in front of you. I also know compared to other sexual partners he's had, I am quite inexperienced and conservative and he was really excited by the idea of sort of "leading me astray" and seeing me out of my comfort zone a bit. >Is he a little gay? Unfortunately not and yes I'm sure, he knows I would have loved seeing him do M/M but that's not for him.
>>35086581The last time we did a test like this it made me feel racist for not liking black women, this one just let you quietly sidestep that problem.
>>35086720Never done it personally but two of my closest friends have done it and it was totally 50/50, one (incidentally the one most experienced with women, she leans gay) said it's a male fantasy, it rarely ever lines up just right and does feel kind of awkward/forced. The other said she has done it with a friend she experimented with and she loved it and thought it felt really good. I imagine it is kind of like grinding up against someone's knee or crotch, but simulaneously more gentle and more directly stimuating.
>>35086694She's implied cucking you. That's not your dick that the dildo represents.
>>35086336Isn’t it a dap not a dab, I thought you were half black
>>35086726I thought she was Malaysian or something
>>35086705No idea what you're referring to.
>>35086336>If men irl acted like men in women's smut books, they would be in prison. I hate to say it, but a lot of women romanticize abusive and predatory behavior.why is this bad? Its fantasy lol. Im into a lot of messed up shit too, i dont wanna act it out irl or be raped.
>>35086712wysiwyg
Huh I should visit her
>>35086331Half I guess. It is true that a lot of smut tropes just do not translate to real life, whether because they would be awkward or just deeply creepy. At the same time I do think consuming quite some of that material would give the average guy a better idea of what turns women on. But then I don't mean "growl in a husky voice that she gives you dangerous thoughts" but rather the part where the build up of the tension is very important, for example.
I don't talk to women unless I'm forced to.
>>35086336>No, I will wait for it to come to PC and then pirate it.based, same
womenwhy do you panic and think you got ghosted if your boyfriend doesn't talk to you for two weekssometimes I just want to be alone
>>35086727That’s kinda like the Asian black, so you weren’t that far off
>>35086721why do women lie about liking male homosexuality/bisexuality online so much
Tell me something I don’t know, lol
>>35086741??? Men love lesbians, why is it weird that at least some women also love seeing men be sexual with one another?
>>35086730>Why is going to prison badWha
>>35086736NAG, but for two weeks? Even my autistic asocial ass would expect a ping ever few days.
>>35086736>>35086748This honestly, I'm hardly clingy with texting but two weeks is just very long.
I'm worried about going to Japan with my wife. What if some creepy Jap decides to take panty upskirt shots of her or tries to buy her used underwear? You know how they are.
how come my degenerate futa fantasies are always wholesome and loving while femanon's fantasies are all dark psychology and abuse??? who's more fucked up, me or them?
At this point I'm okay with women being into just about anything, aside from the really obvious fetishes nobody likes, but please just don't be a fujo.
>>35086747No im asking why is their desire for such men bad. Its just fantasy shit in peoples' heads. Sex is weird, and gets tied up in all sorts of things in your brain. Its not volitional, you dont just choose.
>>35086745because >some womenis actually an extreme niche and many women lie about how okay they are for woke points but wind up totally repulsed by their man potentially being into other males in any way shape or form
>>35086753Your wife is a sex object and you are going against nature if you try to prevent men from sexualizing your sexy bitch of a wife. She's a whore and wants men masturbating to her anyway.
>>35086745NTA, I like naked women, but their "sex" scenes usually look kinda sterile. Better than the gross penetration between men, though.
>>35086754I can honestly be fine with futafags if they can just admit they're gay. Im not even saying you secretly want to fuck arnold shwarzenegger or anything. If they can just admit that liking futa on its own, in solation is still gay, I would be able to not find them so annoying.
>>35086768I don't really care to appease a retard like yourself. Maybe this is symbolic of your own struggle with being in the closet, anon.
>>35086757Because they begin to desire that and when they can't get it they become frustrated despite what they might say about being totally cool with not getting it
>>35086754futashit is more unnatural, while femanon's fantasies are more realistic, duh
>Been talking to a girl>She knows I'm interested, she acts kinda interested but then explains me she has a bf>I retreat and treat her like a friend since, start talking to a couple other girls but not much luck>2 weeks ago, on friday, she suddenly went blank, no read receipts, no profile picture, no last online, she went full private, didn't answer my casual message that day which is weird and out of the ordinary>3 days later on Monday she slowly starts bringing stuff back up and answers me, warm and receptive so guess it wasn't because of me>That same Monday night she sends me a "Hey..." text, if she ever wanted to talk or say something she always just sends the whole thing, this felt very different and loaded>Was busy, didn't see it until an hour later, when I replied she didn't answer and never brought it up>Ever since she's been even warmer and trying to integrate me into her lifeI feel like she just went through a breakup or big fight, wanted to tell me about it but realized it was too soon/didn't want to seem desperate/got anxious and cold feet, aborted and has been avoiding the subject ever since.I also thought maybe the bf told her to cut me off, would make a lot of sense considering how close we were getting, but her behavior after that hey was the complete opposite of that.She's anxious and if this is correct then she might never finish that sentence, but my ego and self worth also kinda prevent me from asking her out when technically from her POV I believe she has a bf.But also if I don't do anything I might get actually friend zoned and/or she might find someone else.Am I overreading this?Kinda feels like I fucked up by not replying asap.Would appreciate a girls opinion of this and to tell me I'm being retarded if that's the case.
>>35086761I know women being weird about bisexual men happens, sure, I've even seen it around me and you are right, some of those will still say all the woke things to score social points.At the same time anyone who has read fanfiction knows smut versions of gay couples are super fucking common and very often enjoyed by women. Some women solely watch gay porn. It is not as niche as you think, although of course I also don't know exactly HOW common it is, either.>>35086765I think this is just because a lot of those women are gay for pay and even in straight porn, it is common to have scenes where there is no real chemistry between actors. Try Blue is the Warmest Color though, two straight women as well (afaik, not gay at least) but the sex scenes are hardly sterile I think.
>>35086720>if you've scissored, can you tell me what its likeI've done it a bunch of ways. It feels pretty good if you can hit the right angle. Plus the visual and mental aspect are the best part. >>35086722I will say the choices for black women just weren't my type of black women.>>35086726>Isn’t it a dap not a dabIt is, but the meme says dab.>>35086730>why is this bad?Because you've got dumb bitches saying, "This is the blueprint!">>35086736This reminds me of that joke about women telling their friends every detail about their day and men disappearing for weeks and all they will tell their friends later is that they're alive. >>35086754>how come my degenerate futa fantasies are always wholesome and lovingHey, mine are too! If not a little degrading. >>35086768>liking futa on its own, in solation is still gayIt's in the realm of gay, but it's not GAY gay. Would it be better if people said it was bi?
>>35086768Femboys aren’t gay
>>35086774See this is the shit im talking about, just delusional and defensively lashing out. Just unserious, ridiculous people
>>35086777>more unnaturaldesiring the unattainable = based>more realistic, mundane, generic, lacking in creativity
>>35086784>desiring the unattainable = basedA good way to justify trannies
>>35086783>you're fucking GAY i hate you because you don't say you're GAY>no fuck you>SEE? LOOK HOW DEFENSIVE YOU ARE!
>>35086780>Would it be better if people said it was bi?NTA but Bisexual means being attracted to men and women. If you aren't attracted to men and women you can't be bi.
>>35086785On the contrary, trannies actually exist, and are thus attainable, as opposed to futas, which do not exist.
>>35086787If that's the case, futa isn't gay, because it's still a woman and the attraction to them isn't the same as an attraction to men.
>>35086786>I like dicks but its not gay because i say so>yes it is dude>you're fucking retarded, how could you even say such a thingftfy bud
>>35086788A good way to justify trannies' desires then*
>>35086785ntafuta is distinctly fictional in its appeal, pretending troons meaningfully compare is silly.
>>35086790"Dick = gay" is a heuristic that applies to real life, because in real life, only men have dicks.In a universe where women can have dicks, the heuristic breaks down.
>>35086757Because the original post >>35086331 had an image that said it was an instruction manual
>>35086793NTAThere is no universe except ours, AFAIKEverything is a subset of it
>>35086778>be an orbiter>get kept in orbitKerbal atoga program
femanon how come you didnt get your nipples pierced yet?
>>35086796And this is where the disconnect is: people who cannot break sexual desire from the rules of concrete reality versus people who can indulge in the imaginary and unrealistic and be comfortable with it.
Do I have autism if I keep rewinding a song to listen to a specific part a few times
>>35086799I have no desire to do that
>>35086793>yes but what if my definitively homosexual desire for male genitalia was filtered through a fictional lens wherein the same exact eroticism has a different contextual meaning entirely?...So you implicitly concede that enjoyment of penises as a male logically constitutes a valid qualification for homosexuality, and thus deflect onto a fictional hypothetical world where such a definition simply ceases to exist entirely. Meaning that in our universe, the one you very much live in, your enjoyment of penis can reasonably be defined as gay.
>>35086801no you're just annoying and gay neither of those is related to the song thing either though
>>35086798I was sure there was no chance there so I wasn't focusing on her nor chasing, she was the one initiating conversations, again I just treated her like a friend, not an orbiter.It wasn't until this recent thing where things felt.
>>35086331The problem is that I don't *want* to act that way in bed. I don't derive enjoyment or a thrill from it. So it basically goes from "what do women want" into "women specifically distinctly want not-me" which just makes things even less easy to solve
>>35086806NtaIf you were so sure then you wouldn't be jumping to hopeful conclusions like this
>>35086806You're not a friend to herYou are an appliance that dispenses attention on command, like a faucet
>>35086805Wanna see my dick
>>35086787Why not? Futa is literally both male and female body parts, so it's inherently bi. Don't be facetious and insist we use the word 'pan' instead.
>>35086800People who follow basic logic vs people who don't? Women may have a large clitoris due to some birth defects, but if you call it a penis, you are by default identifying the person as a man.
>>35086799I have one pierced and don't want the other done just in case it gives me issues with breastfeeding. I don't recommend it by the way, it looks pretty but everything else about it is a pain.
point in case
>>35086814>but everything else about it is a paincould you please expand on that so I know what I'm getting into? I'm considering it.
Huh? Females? With boobies and curves and other fun girl parts? In this very thread?
>>35086778nag, sorry>I feel like she just went through a breakup or big fight, wanted to tell me about it but realized it was too soon/didn't want to seem desperate/got anxious and cold feet, aborted and has been avoiding the subject ever since.That's exactly what happened.>Kinda feels like I fucked up by not replying asap.Don't go down that rabbit hole. This woman isn't your top priority in life.>>35086806She doesn't really consider you a real friend and is using your attention for validation.
>>35086812>Futa is literally both male and female body parts,"male and female" refer to you as a whole person. If you cut off a man's dick and balls, he does not turn into a woman. If you gave a woman a cyborg penis, she does not become a man. Homosexuality is sexual relations between people of the same sex. Pan makes even less sense as a label.>>35086813I'm beginning to think you are genuinely mentally deficient in some way, like you must have aphantasia or an otherwise empty inner world in your head
I only need my waifu
>>35086804>xir post reads out like they pulled out a thesaurus to say "ur just gay and coping"
>>35086780Degradation is not wholesome.
>>35086816Gladly but just for the context I want to give the disclaimer that I am generally really adverse to "extra" stuff about appearance, I don't usually wear make up and do not style my hair for example, so realize that what feels like a lot to me definitely might not register that way to someone else! That said, the biggest thing is really you open yourself up to sensations that are partly very unpleasant and new. Especially the feeling of a bit of crust getting inside the piercing hole is really bad, just feels like you have a splinter not just in your nipple but on the very inside of your nipple (which I guess is also just what goes on in that scenario). Apart from crust getting in, there are also days where the piercing is just kind of annoyed and any attention to it can be hurtful - not a lot of pain, like 2 or 3 on the pain scale to 10, but still just an issue you would not have if it weren't pierced.Then there is the sleeping, I am very much a side sleeper. To keep the piercing in place and prevent it from tugging on your nipple wrong, it is best to wear a sports bra or cover it with a bandaid, but for the healing process it is best to have it open to the air and definitely not cover it up with anything remotely tight. It is best not to sleep on your pierced side(s) at all, but I don't know about you but I will just flip over in my sleep, I can fall asleep on the right side and still wake up on the pierced side. Third it just takes a very long time to heal. Mine is now seven months old and there is no indication it'll be fully healed anytime soon, it can take up to twelve months. Fourth, yes it makes your nipples more sensitive but it can be too much. My boyfriend loves the piercing but most times he plays with it I have to tell him to be more gentle or give it a rest early on. If it is sucked or pulled too hard, it does not feel better than you would expect it to.
Women seem impossible to pleaseWhy would I bother trying to get with one?
>>35086826I was trying to be as specific and unambiguous as possible with my point so you could understand it. If you're gonna pretend words dont mean anything, stop crying about them being applied to you; you already rejected their utility from the outset, dude.
>>35086787>>35086822NTA, but this anon is retarded.
>>35086808I had other possible conclusions, like the boyfriend trying to put a limit but they all fell apart, this is the one that survived.Obviously I still like her so that's why I entertained it, but I refuse to orbit and wait for someone like a retard, I just behaved casual and friendly with her ever since.>>35086810>>35086819Should I just cut it off then?The reason why I didn't initiate conversations very much and kept some distance is because she was starting to offload a fair amount about her life to me, but always went out of her way to strictly avoid talking about her bf and relationship in these talks.I felt it was crossing the threshold of emotional cheating and I felt very weird about it.She recently started mapping me onto her future life and assuming we're still gonna be talking 6ish months from now, giving me her schedule, about her work, what she'll do in x time, what we should do in february and so on.
>>35086816>>35086829And just to balance it out, the pros: it looks pretty, getting the piercing itself did not hurt remotely as much as I thought it would, and despite my taking kind of half-assed care of it, in all those months it never actually got inflamed or anything beyond slight irritation. I also love shoft shell bras and was worried if my nipples get hard you would be able to tell I'm pierced, but that is not the case at all, I wear a small barbell but still even in a tight tank top you have to squint and know what you are looking for to even have a hunch. And it definitely can feel good in a new way, too, if it gets stimulated, for me it is just a fine line between a good intense and a bad intense. For what it's worth, they supposedly heal super fast so you can try it out and just take the piercings out if you don't like it. Be aware though, especially if you only get one side done like me, that having a piercing will make your nipple(s) slightly bigger. It is not so dramatic that it would be apparent at first glance to someone else but I can definitely tell myself.
>>35086830You can get an anime gf and she'll love you very much
>>35086801I knew a guy who listened to the same song over and over every day for two months straight. It was some kind of weird joke to him. I'm autistic and I'm almost certain he wasn't. I think you're fine.
>>35086787>my enjoyment of penis is just a vague fantasy so calling me "gay" is too simplistic and dumb.>...bisexual? No, that still holds the strictest most direct and simple logic possible of course, which clearly doesnt apply to me either due to how nuanced I am.This dude is on a generational cope run
>>35086822It's a matter of definition. It's like saying "involuntary celibacy": you're either celibate or an involuntary virgin, you can't be both. If you define something as a penis, you by default define its owner as a man.
>>35086837you are an emotional tamponhow long you want to be that is up to you but you're not getting a crumb of mlady's pussy literally ever
What should I buy my gf for Christmas? Do any of you have any generic suggestions that were gifted to you that you ended up loving?
>>35086844Oh, you're THAT retard.
>>35086822These definitions of gay were invented for OUR reality. If you like penis, a flatly male body part, you're gay. If you were attracted to some distinctly non-human male-nor-female feature then this argument can hold. But futa is about PENIS on a woman. Thats gay in any meaningful sense of the word. Are you insane?
>>35086837I dunno man if she hasn't explicitly said that her relationship is over the whole "what we should do in february" thing just strikes me as her trying to keep you on the hook. If you want to be friends be friends and put any romantic thoughts in the blender they are unnecessary and not useful to you at this time.
>>35086837>I felt it was crossing the threshold of emotional cheating and I felt very weird about it.You were right to feel that way about it.Maybe the dynamic could even out a bit and you two could have a healthier friendship eventually, but don't let her lead you on.
>>35086843>No, that still holds the strictest most direct and simple logic possible of course,I'm not the one demanding someone sit in a strict category, though, do you not see how stupid this response is? Seriously, keep track of your argument
>>35086851Give me the lore dump on that schizo
>>35086847I hope my gf buys me alcohol
>>35086833NTA, but this anon licks hairy man ass. I can tell.
>>35086857Nothing interesting. He's just an autist insisting on his personal definition of words.
>>35086857I think he's the European incel who insists on spelling fantasy as "phantasy"
>>35086847Treats? When in doubt get me snacks you know I like.
>>35086818*unbuckles her belt*Oh no.*sees the Luna name tag*OH NO.
>>35086845Man this is extremely aggressive, who the fuck hurt you?You act like I've been chasing this girl for over a year and endlessly simping for her, fuck no>>35086853If it ended then it was barely 2ish weeks and half ago, and since she knows I was, and probably thinks I'm still interested, telling me it ended is not just telling me, it's the equivalent of opening a massive gate with 20 signs telling me to go in, and she might not be ready for that yet.I also did mention to her before that friday that I despite cheaters and cheating, didn't really think much of it until later, it's just how I feel.>>35086855Yeah, figured as much, but I also don't want to be her emotional cushion.I was thinking of having a face to face talk with her this week, saying how I feel and how this relationship evolved, essentially asking her to tell me without pressure about her status and how she feels about this, and depending on the answer put some limits and distance a bit more, but still stay as friends/colleaguesIs that retarded or should I go for it?
She still occasionally makes me blush when I look at her I love my waifu so much
>>35086866That guy is very weird.
>>35086822This is absolute autism. A man handling a biological penis is in the ballpark of same sex relations no matter how you cut it or if she has an equally functional vagina. You're moving the goalposts and obfuscating the discussion by bringing up cyborgs when futanari are fictional women born with dual functioning sets of genitalia.
>>35086865>He's just an autist insisting on his personal definition of words.That sounds more like your issue.>>35086866Nope, not that guy.
>>35086847Pc and gamepass/steam wishlist so we could spend quality time togethr
>>35086872How many times are you going to reply lmao
>watches the atoga generals for years>decades even>"Oh it's you isn't it? Yes (you) the same anon I have watched for months.">watches and observes>"You're that one anon aren't you? Am I right? I'm right aren't I?">studies your writing prose and formatting>"Aha it's you I knew it"
>>35086869>and she might not be ready for that yetHere's the thing though. She hasn't told you what's up so giving her the benefit of the doubt like that and even thinking being with her in the future MIGHT be an option is not good for you. Either cut her off or forget all of this and treat her like a homie. If she explicitly comes on to you in the future you can reassess but you can't be thinking about it.
>>35086876I'm the anon he was replying to, the other 3 posters weren't me
>>35086814>asymetric foidhot
>>35086869>extremely aggressiveI'm just trying to get the point across because it is painfully obvious that you are totally delulu about this >face to face kek post results
>>35086878I’m scared bruh
>>35086865/atoga/ really attracts a lot of anal control freaks like him for some reason. They have a mental problem and I don't think it's autism.
>>35086878I also recognize recurring characters during my morning commute.
>>35086885what's with that damage control, dude, you're literally a futacuck
>>35086847Kerastase anythingRefa hairdryer Dior makeup SKII skincare >>35086874Do not listen to this unless she’s actually a heavy gamer Men what do (you) want for Xmas?
>>35086889>man getting very angry at the lack of naked men in my pornography of choice for some reason
>>35086885Sounds like typical autism to me.t. autist
>>35086890Alcohol
>>35086887I wish I knew how you recognisers and observers do it. I can't tell anyone's posts apart unless it's a namefag or it's fatposter
>>35086890Kerastase is based don’t do > Dior makeup just get a gift card or ask her for a wishlist holy fuck I can’t imagine a moid being able to actually select makeup for me
>>35086890>Men what do (you) want for Xmas?A classic Rubik's cube.
>>35086780>Hey, mine are too! If not a little degrading.Based. Degrading like a little rough sex, or a little more humiliating than that?
Who wants to bet that the anons who claim to be able to recognize random anons based off their writing style are more wrong than they are right?
>>35086897> a moid being able to actually select makeup for meMy ex just checked my spreadsheet because I’m an a type person and have bought the same shades since I was 16 lol
State genderWho is in the wrong here
>>35086900I think most are trolling. I believe clipboard guy. Last night everyone was so confused about who I was and what posts I had previously made so it feels like larp
>>35086900There's one particular anon who is superbly accurate
>>35086890Those are "generic" suggestions? I don't even know what 3/4 of those things are.
>>35086896>I can't tell anyone's posts apartHonest, that's fine. Start worrying when you do; that's a sign you've spent too much time here.>unless it's fatposterSee, already slipping down that slope.
I don't know how people namefag, i'm basically an entirely new person everytime i post on /atogger/
>>35086890>What do you want for ChristmasGan17 MagDrive speed cube or a Moyu Weilong FerroCore v2 but what I really want is the Dayan TengYun v1
>>35086900It's just that one guy who's good at it, and that guy who accuses everyone of being JH.
>>35086900Most 4chan anons are clueless about that in general, on every board. They think being able to spot a ritual shitpister avatarfag's mentally ill breakdown is the same as "investigating" capitalization in posts.
>>35086903F, assuming everything said is truthful they are both in the wrong but she is worse. She should have actually said she wanted it to stop, rather than the indirect hinting. But a guy who just pushes through when a woman says it really hurts is also shady at best.
>>35086890>Men what do (you) want for XmasI'd settle for being left the hell alone tbqh
hi im a cute girl
>>35086911it used to be considered extremely ridicule worthy to name and tripfag on 4chan, but i think most of /adv/ is newfags so it just isnt as seriously mocked here.
>>35086900I think the futafag just tried to shift the attention onto someone else after losing an argument.
>>35086903> guy is coerciveBiggest evil > she hasn’t blocked him Biggest idiot >>35086909Check her Pinterest then >>35086911Sometimes I see stuff I want to laugh about later and don’t want to lose it
women if you cosplayed would you wear like a padded bra, or even those fake cleavage things if it meant you got closer to the character, or would just just work with what you have?
>>35086921I'm not familiar with who they were accusing you of being, so I didn't make the accusation. Careful with your paranoia.
>>35086921i feel bad for making him upset. I wasnt even ridiculing his tastes Im just annoyed by people who do that whole semantic "no but what if" logic about basic words.
>>35086923I can just cosplay as characters with small tits and fat asses.
>>35086903>verified consent, but didn't stop when she said it hurts>"I have a boyfriend," but also "I love you"We should send both of them to prison
>>35086904I know you, femanon.
>>35086926>what if>about something entirely fictionalnot interested in continuing this discussion any further, but it's eroticism, it's not meant to be logical.
>>35086923Bait so baity it’s bait
>>35086900Some are easier to recognize than others. Some are only recognizable due to one fact, and can go entirely anonymous if they don't drop that titbit. Some anons are probably just interchangbly retarded. But I don't think the atoga clientele is that large or varied.It's like being a regular in a bar. You may not know anons' names, but after a while you start recognizing each other's drink orders.
Women, are you "that bitch"?
Shareeeeef don't like itRock the Casbah, rock the Casbah!
Random guy came to ask me if I was ukrainian, am I hot or do I just look poor
>>35086912How fast can you solve it?
>>35086940He wants to stab you in the neck for being white
Gonna dump my gf tomorrow, it isn't even been a month.We're together because we're both lonely but I can + should do betterShe's bottom of the barrel but doesn't deserve to be hurt again and I feel like an asshole for letting her believe that we're a couple and now I gotta make things right.
>>35086914Everyone IS JH, if they're not QT.
GOOD GOD WHO IS GRACIOUS IM SORRY FOR ASKING FOR ANYTHING
>>35086930NTA, but even fiction still follows certain logic.
>>35086945But I think he asked because he was ukrainian
You know when you ask god for something and he’s like okay I’ll do it but you’ll have to suffer in 5 other ways as payment?
>>35086935I dunno about that, I've seen other anons get accused of being me when it wasn't me posting and I never bothered to point it out because it's annoying to have to screencap posts just to prove (yous).
>>35086922Lol my Pinterest would confuse the fuck out of a guy. I'm realizing the issue is me though. Generic woman gifts don't apply to me because of the autism.
>>35086943Record is 17 seconds, average is 27ish. I’m out of practice now though so I’d probably average 35ish in 5 solves. I never bothered learning proper OLL and PLL but if I did I think I could consistently hit sub 20
Do your parents play video games?My dad just retired and is getting into video games again. He bought a Switch 2 and I got him playing Kirby. I'm glad he's liking it.
>>35086940Depends, what are you?
>>35086953Yeah, but let's be real. The five sufferings are usually self-inflicted, and even when they aren't, they at least teach us something.
>>35086940Are you blonde with a big round/oval face
>>35086950Yeah and the art of crafting a fictional world is often bending the rules of reality selectively. But our erotic desires are fundamentally irrational, and the labels and descriptions are us trying to make coherent sense out of them.
>>35086940do you have botox lips and an annoyed look on your face?
>>35086879The point of having a casual talk about IS to forget all of this, irrelevant of what she says it gives some closure to recent events and allows me to go back to treating her like a friend, her text message and how she's been behaving are bringing up those feelings for me again so to not let this go on forever and avoid becoming an orbiter I'd rather have that talk.>>35086883I think you're just being a bad actor for the sake of it, the fact that you think there's a problem with a face to face talk with someone I know and met irl tells me you're retarded, on purpose or not I cannot tell.
>>35086940might mean you're attractive with resting bitch face
>>35086953What'd you ask him for?
>>35086957Wholesome as fuck.My dad got into warthunder and it was just soul sucking her made it a second (first desu) then he only did logins now he just doesn't care Mom and dad both play those shitty candy crush trash on their phones too
>>35086960It’s just all too much of a coincidence
This lady is asking if she’s the problem because ugly men keep adding her on dating apps holy. This is why moids think women are unserious lol
>>35086957no, but im trying to get them to watch breaking bad desu
>>35086935>after a while you start recognizing each other's drink orders.That is pretty messed upAnyway you should never order the same drink twice. Can't let qt Eva Green lookalike barkeeper know your next move
>>35086971She literally looks like Quasimodo
I don’t feel wonder about the world anymore. I don’t wonder what’s under manhole covers I don’t wonder how trains and planes function I don’t wonder how other cities look because I’ve seen and learned it all, how can I keep living?
>>35086957My dad stopped playing games after he couldn't beat me in Tekken 2 anymore, but my mom has always enjoyed video games. She mostly reads in her free time, but I my early childhood was the only period of time where she wasn't playing at least one new game every year. She mostly plays stuff on her PC.
>>35086903>Who is in the wrong hereHer. Not just for the cheating, but not explicitly saying no and then having the audacity to say, "I love you." That shit ain't holding up in court and is just wasting everyone's time and reputation.>>35086899>Degrading like a little rough sex, or a little more humiliating than that?Degrading in a way that you would feel ashamed if anyone outside of that group of people found out because they wouldn't understand. Like the kind of sex that simultaneously makes you feel used and cherished. >>35086938>Women, are you "that bitch"?https://youtu.be/IxaY65CGNzE>>35086957>Do your parents play video games?My dad used to play GTA with me. He's the one that showed me you can kill the hookers in San Andreas to get your money back.>>35086971Bitch looks like John Candy.
>>35086957Dad used to. I remember us having an N64 and he played often enough to reach PS3 era and buy a used one but at a certain point we were only using it to watch DVDs and so my siblings could play. Now he's part of a fantasy football league. I think he's got such limited free time now that it no longer appeals to him.I'm not sure if my mother has ever held a controller or not she has zero interest. Only game I've ever seen her "play" was Beatles Rockband and she was singing.
>>35086970What happened?
>>35086976looks like my neighbour desu
>>35086977Amnesia or find something new to wonder about or kill yourself
>>35086971Unironically this is why the dating experience is probably harder for women than it is men long term. Short term pain for men is the rejections, long term crisis for foids is the rejection and they get their delusion burst and have to face the fact they are ugly after a lifetime of being boosted by porn influence inflating female value
>>35086957>Do your parents play video games?My mom used to play on the NES, and my dad was an Atari guy.
>>35086981My dad originally wanted a Switch 2 because I showed him you can play Nintendo 64 games on it. Kirby is one of the first new games he's tried.
>>35086986I just go for the hot ones who have a couple of issues so normal women don't want them Isn't going great for me but at least they're nice to look at
>>35086977Start researching something niche
>>35086971She looks like she'd kill and eat me with her teeth if she was hungry and nobody was around to catch her
>>35086957Cute >>35086946>she’s bottom of the barrel No u
>>35086961noep dark hair and my face isn't particularly round>>35086965no botox or anything like that but i don't know if i have a rbf. the mystery remains lol.
>>35086977Plenty of other stuff to wonder about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qj6WGx54IcYou can wonder about what's important to you, what's important to other people, why you're here and what you want to do while you're here.You can wonder how the hell you're supposed to get all that shit done with so little time. You can wonder why the hell people do stuff like that stuff they do that annoys you.Eventually, you might meet someone that makes you wonder about what their life was like before you met. You may wonder what your life would be like if you hadn't met them.
>>35086957I shared a WoW account with my dad growing up. He's not very good at games. I think he plays mario kart and mario party with my sister, who still lives with them. I don't think he'll play a single player game ever again.>>35086980>My dad used to play GTA with me. He's the one that showed me you can kill the hookers in San Andreas to get your money back.I feel like I understand where you're coming from a little bit more every day
>>35086956I managed to solve one, once. It took several weeks. But I'm proud of doing it myself without any help, except for the tip I got to solve one layer at a time.
>>35086990That's kinda cute lol. My favorite game to watch my dad play was Shadows of the Empire but he also played a lot of super Mario 64 and I think GoldenEye? Did he like any of those?
>>35086991I know that type of girl, got my life drained by one for half a decade. I thought I was not a handsome man until finding out later once my esteem improved but I had one ex who would put me down verbally a lot to make sure I never saw that I was out of her league
Tainted Love by Soft Cell is my nomination for the gayest song of all time
>>35086977>I've learned it allYou speak like someone who actually understands almost nothing. So good news for you, because it means you've still got mountains to learn and experience.
>>35087004>know that type of girl Nah you were traumatized by an abusive woman and are vilifying finding hotness appealing.
>>35086966Going to give you one last piece of advice thenRecord the conversation
Why do women get with men and look for boyfriends in the big 26? They hate men, they don't like sex, they don't want kids, they're financially independent, literally everything they could need a man for can be fulfilled in another way.
>>35086977>I’ve seen and learned it all, how can I keep living?This is the time to have kids, you get tinder their reaction to the world for the first time and you feel like you are experiencing it anew
>>35086971She's... not very attractive. And the whole picture looks AI generated.
>>35087005https://youtu.be/qOtwfyMa5mMAyesha Erotica is a tranny
>>35087012>everything they could need a man for can be fulfilled in another way.The biological impulse cannot be understated
>>35087010Maybe. My whole mental relationship to attraction and attractiveness is fucked at this point. I only want the other person to be sincere, honest and kind at this point, they could have a burned face for all I care
>>35087002That’s mad impressive anon, I mean it genuinely when I tell you that you did a good job. You’ve got a solid brain for spatial reasoning.
>>35086971Schweinbauer phenotype
>>35086971I hate how being ugly makes you a subhuman animal who must beg for scraps. Not that her ego isnt an issue, it is; the fact that its logically right to treat uglies like refuse is grim to me.
>>35087012Need sex every day
>>35087012Bf is less racist and more feminist than me I’m #safe in the big 26 we’ll have arguments about me being left but he’s even more left than me. > literally everything they could need a man for can be fulfilled in another way.Not if you love one
>>35087020>>35087027Sex with women it rubber cocks, or hot hookups
>>35087025It's not about scraps it's just about keeping things fair. I don't want ugly men to be lonely so I want ugly women to pair with them and vice versa but when an ugly person starts getting too big for their own boots and demands what's out of their league the whole set up goes to shit.
>>35086980>Degrading in a way that you would feel ashamed if anyone outside of that group of people found out because they wouldn't understand.Not specifically degradation, but I relate to this hard.
>>35086912Based. TengYun is pretty old now
>>35087025Humans are animals Hell if we were baboons this shit would be way worse
>>35087023Thank you.
>>35087031Nothing beats being filled up also the sex is reliable and safe. I care about my sexual health now, no more hookups
>>35087032Why would an ugly person want another ugly person just because they're ugly, them being ugly doesn't make people on their level suddenly attractive to them. Ugly and beautiful people are seen the same way by everyone
>>35086890>Men what do (you) want for Xmas?A vacation
>>35087025>treat uglies like refuseThat's what she's doing to the men that contact her, innit? Allegedly, according to anon.
>>35087040Because I would hope they can be attractive to features that are enormous physical such as personality or character. If they can't do that then they're ugly and shallow and there's no worse combo than that
>>35087040If you only have $4 you can't get something that costs $10. It's just the way it is. You're not being given scraps you're affording what you can with your natural resources.
If this current Anno Domini is called The Big 26, what will next year be called? The Augmented 27?
>>35087045Attracted to features that are non physical*
>>35087045NTAAll humans are shallow by your definition then.
>>35087034I want the TengYun because it’s quiet. It’s been a while since I’ve really looked into it but for the most part all speed cubing innovations have been pretty marginal. Like yeah you can feel the difference between $60 vs a $15 cube but at the end of the day you’re only saving fractions of a second. >>35087036No problem
>>35086957>Do your parents play video games?No. They just say it's dumb or that it's for kids. I tried to get them to play story based games before but they don't even wanna try it because they're too long or whatever stupid thing they come up with. Even though they will happily spend their time watching the worst shows found on Netflix
>>35087050Not all of them
>>35086957My mom loves playing candy crush and similar match 3 games. She also really likes slot machines but that depends on your definition of a game.
>>35087047Die Großjahre zweitausendsiebenundzwanzig
To those who have lost parents or parental figures, how did you cope with their loss?For those who haven't, how do you think you will take it?
>>35087047Twenty Twenty Kevin. Big year for guys named Kevin
>>35087046NTA. But I think that anons point is that just because you can't get the $10 thing doesn't mean you should spend your $4 on something that doesn't spark you.
>>35087059I cope by reminding myself that I am half of them generically and mentally and I live for them
>>35087062They don't have to. Being alone is also an option.
>>35087044I know, but that makes it worse: being ugly doesn't magically make you attracted to people on your "level". Its just a curse that has no real silver lining, it simply flatly sucks and must be endured for what it is. Unpleasant thought
>>35086890MSocks, cotton underwear that actually fits, OoT for Switch 2 (Physical, not digital or game key card), a completed PhD dissertation and a cute and pious girlfriend who will play WoW Forever and/or cuddle and watch anime and tv shows with me.I might ask for Sun Eater too but I haven't finished Stormlight, Hyperion, Dune, or Book of the New Sun yet.
>>35087059>how do you think you will take it?Badly.
>>35087059>how did you cope with their loss?He was never really there to begin with, so going from nothing to nothing wasn't difficult for me.
>>35087059I was raises by my dad, but my mom isn't dead, she just got too many issues from a head injury and they broke up. I don't think I will cry about either one of them. My dad is a shitty person who mistreats everyone around him, and I never really knew my mom, don't even know where she lives etc. so I think I will be unable to feel true sadness if she dies. I just feel pity for her that being with our abusive dad and birthing us essentially ruined her life.
The reason most women can't cum from sex is because they find their partners ugly as fuck
>>35087066Exactly. That's the point.
>>35087053The innovations are kinda marginal but the cubes feel super different. So much nicer imo. If your previous cube is quite old you'll be super surprised at the difference. Also 3x3 innovation has slowed down quite a bit but big cubes have changed a ton
>>35087045>they're ugly and shallow and there's no worse combo than thatNo, there is nothing worse than being ugly period and your attempt to sentimentally pretend that isn't the case is just a way to justify your agreement that ugly people should not be treated as normal humans with normal desires.
>>35086890Moyu Aosu v7 4x4Calvin and Hobbes Complete CollectionMG Gundam
>>35086971Okay but if she lost all that weight she"# legitimately look massively better. Holy fuck i feel like im going insane sometimes, are these people just so adjusted to obesity that they have no idea what they'd look like healthy? thats the only fucking way I can make sense of it lmao
So sick I’m laying in bed w my eyes closed and imagining this thread still arguing, what am I supposed to eat if I can’t get u p
>>35087077I know you won't agree, but I'm posting it anyway.
>>35087046That doesn't make the 4 dollar thing any more appealing or the 10 dollar thing any less>>35087045"It's shallow to want a partner you find attractive" this really has to die, nobody happily puts up with someone they find ugly because they're so nice, at best they hold their nose and overlook it. A lot of the time this comes back for them in the form of dead bedrooms too
>>35087074Many women have types that men will question and call ugly. For sexual attraction, for men it's more or less 100% physical looks, but for women it's 50/50 or maybe 60% physical looks and 40% the mental aspect of attraction. This includes making her feel attractive with things like flirting and having sexual tension, as well as exciting situations and scenarios. Most women find boring "we have to get up at 5" bedroom sex mundane.
>>35087012>"The Sith grew past the use of lightsabers. But we continue to use them, if only to humiliate the Jedi.
>>35084711>>35084711anons do I go NYC or Bangkok for 3 months this winter?
>>35087080>Calvin and Hobbes Complete CollectionIt's been standing in my bookshelf for the last 20+ years.
>>35087084You're right, I do not agree. I do not want to be rude but I frankly consider this line of reasoning to just be indefensibly moronic and missing the point entirely.
When exactly did men stop helping? Was it after COVID? You guys are kind of shitty, you know that?
>>35087030How is he more feminist?
>>35087087>60% physical looksWhich their partners don't have. This issue plagued boomers for instance and it's where all the "I hate my spouse" jokes come from. They got with someone they didn't really want to be with in the first place
i don't know what to get him for christmas yet. the issue is whenever he wants something, he insta-buys it himself. if he talks about liking/wanting something, the package he ordered is already in shipment. i'm the opposite i'm always talking about things i like/want, but never buy them lol.
>>35087089You want to bang ladyboys don't you?
>>35087085If you feel as though you NEED the thing then you'll take the $4 version if you can't afford the $10 one. If it's just a want yeah, don't spend the money.
>>35087083Eat some toast >>35087091
>>35087093If you need help, maybe fucking ask. Don't just expect it. Entitled cunt.
>>35087076My last cube I bought was the original Moyu AoLong from 2014. My buddy bought one of the first magnetic cubes in like 2016 and that was pretty cool but I never felt the desire to upgrade. (mostly cause of the price)Now I’m about a decade out from all the advancements so I think it’d be nice to see what a top of the line cube feels like. Especially since I have adult money now and I’ve been getting the itch to solve again.What are you using and what are your times?
>>35087097He definitely wants sex
>>35087074>she cums during sexWe are so back
>>35087045notice how only ugly people are seen as villains for wanting to be attractive and be with attractive people as if nearly 100% of humans don't operate the same way. very interesting coincidence someone should look into that.
>>35087099But again that doesn't make the 4 dollar thing good or you'd be happy about having it. You just grumble grumble and take what you get even though it's not what you want
>>35087093For some reason I feel like I wouldn't even notice. What's wrong with me?
>>35087093bait poast but answering anyway, if someone for example lets me get onto the train before them or lets me ahead of them in line at a supermarket it's always a vaguely brown man. i don't expect or even particularly care for this but i just find it funny ngl.
>>35087092MY point is that while being ugly on the outside is indeed not nice, being ugly on the inside as well is indeed much worse and I find your position on the matter, in your word, moronic.Thank you for reading my twitter post.
>>35087093This woman needs a good old fashioned scissoring
>>35087104I know already! But sex isn't the same as a nice gift that costs something anon
>>35087031>or hot hookupswhich notoriously result in terrible sex for women, let alone the high chance of ending up with a genuine retard or psycho. Most pump and dump "chads" do exactly that, they pump for five minutes and leave because they will never see the woman again anyways. Never mind taht hot dudes are often in relatinoships or not down to hookup for any number of reasons.Beta spergs think that no man is ever going to say "no " for a woman, because they think a hot guy shares in their bottomless desperation.
>>35087074>even the women in relationships dont cum due to how ugly their partner isbut when i say "almost no woman will ever truly want me" im dramatic and defeatist and blah blah blahjust gaslight after gaslight
>>35087093A woman or a lone man over 60 would have helped her.>>35087109Such is life. I don't live where I'd want to live, or even eat what I want to eat the vast majority of the time. Why should we expect relationships to be any less transactional than any other part of living? Complaining doesn't fix anything.
>>35087095You're just retarded, should've realized sorry.
>>35087106>has a partnerWhat made you think it was over in the first place?
>>35087118Some nice lingerie + sex? You can tell him it's anon's fault if it's not enough.
>>35087121But you're ok with what you eat and where you live anyway, if it were a partner you'd find them not ugly. If you were eating donkey shit every day would you be particularly satisfied with that
>>35087115I would argue that basic human biology and observable behavior flatly proves your priorities wrong. A simple heuristic: beautiful people never complain about how they cant find someone attractive to date. They typically moan about character and behavioral flaws; beauty is a filter through which character must follow, not the other way around. Im sorry but how can you even pretend otherwise? Have you lived? Have you seen other humans?
>>35087123If you have nothing to say then just take the L in humility and don't say anything
>>35087097Tell him not to instabuy until the holidays are past
>>35087107I'm not saying ugly people should not want to date attractive people. I presented my opinion poorly, I am saying if an ugly person exclusively wants someone more attractive and they discriminate against people who they feel are mid or ugly I think it's shallow and hypocritical. That's why we think the foid in: >>35086971 is ridiculous, she has standards that are contradictive to the hand she's got
>>35087131>but you're ok with No not really. I just can't afford the things I actually want.
All you fucking people talk about is sex
I can't stand evopsych fags.
>>35087126Bold assumption
>>35087127Is that a gift though, buying myself lingerie but not buying him anything. sounds stupid. i'm just out of ideas for gifts bc again he always buys the things he likes instantly. he always buys me nice gifts based on my interests but there's more options since i don't usually buy myself things unless i've pondered it for 6 months first.
>>35087134I will not admit defeat
>>35087095>They got with someone they didn't really want to be with in the first placePeople who prioritize looks typically end up with people they don't actually like particularly if they overlooked major personality flaws for being blinded by beauty. The beauty eventually fades or the novelty wears off and they realize the person they are dating or married to is a massive bitch.
>>35087135Of course I agree. Thats why people arguing all this other adjacent stuff is so confusing to me. my original post that other people are branching from on this topic wasn't even disagreeing, I was just commenting on how unfortunate it is. I don't even feel like it was a hot take or anything similar.
>>35087103I just got into properly after a few years so my times are very shit. Ao5 is 29 and my PB is 21. I use a Gan V100 and a Gan i4. My f2l and my recognition time is so slow. I'm losing so much timeCompared to your 2014 Aolong the new cubes will be insane. My previous cube was a wrm 2021 and even compared to that the difference is massive.If you don't wanna spend full flagship money you could get Moyu rs3m v5 20 mag ballcore. It's like $20 and it set the OH WR
>>35087137If I want to talk about Eastern cartoons, I go to /a/If I want to talk about Western cartoons, I go to /co/If I want to talk about videogames, I go to /v/
>>35087137When treated with some depth and seriousness, sex is a fairly broad and fascinating topic, imo.
>>35087152Disingenuous af
>>35087091I just got into reading recently and I've been loving it. The only thing I've read that brought me this much joy was yotsuba
Why are Spanish people so overly dramatic?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqqX9i-q3qs
>>35087137It's the only thing women can talk about.
>>35087146Why does it always have to be a dichotomy in your minds, somehow people can only be beautiful or pleasant but not both, you don't have to give one up for the sake of the other. Also personalities are mutable and fluid, if there's no underlying baseline attraction then you're one rainy day away from not even wanting to touch your partner.
>>35087153Not really? I mean yeah some people just flatly gooning in their posts is not what im talking about but thats also not the only way sex is brought up here. Its just too common.
>>35087162It’s the majority of it
>>35087137ok but like every post i make as a question doesnt get replies unless its sex. women legitimately only respond to my questions about sex most of the time. Not always but often
>>35087161>Why does it always have to be a dichotomy in your minds, somehow people can only be beautiful or pleasant but not both, you don't have to give one up for the sake of the other.NTAThese threads are filled with autists and autists struggle greatly from their black and white thinking.
Should I kill myself if I have no fetishes or other things I want to do in the bedroom besides sex?
>>35087158Who watches this unfunny shit?
Excuse meWe're applying the term flagship to rubik's cubes now??
>>35087171fetishes are overrated af u dummyim a gigapervert coomer, i still love regular ass boring sex with someone i like more than any taboo or kinky thing i jerk off to, shit is not comparable
>>35087132I'm not talking about beautiful people, they're irrelevant for the point.
>>35087093Women openly hate me, so why should I help?the only women I lend a help to are over the age of 50 because they're not from the rotten batch that younger bitches were made from
What do you do with normie friends who don't share any of your interests, don't drink, and don't like going out, as in doing random stuff like bowling or exploring abandoned places. Especially if it's someone who doesn't really seem to have interests apart from work, talking about their OCD about germs, and taking walks. Yes I have no other friends and no I'm not any better I assume.
>>35087140Then who is >she?
>just found out on /gif/ that most male porn actors actually install a bike pump type mechanism in their dicks to even make them work at allwhat the fuck. Girls would a guy having a literal pump in his balls be a turn off IF you knew about him having it?
>>35087167I never reply to the sex questions. but I do avoid some normal questions since i've been here for a while and don't want to start getting recognized. and some just because they don't apply to me.
>>35087186Thats just cause they overuse them and damage the tissue long term, along with the fact that the pump makes them big as fuck.
>>35087156Glad to hear it's still appreciated among the younger generation. It is a much loved work for us who grew up with it.
>>35087186what why? do only porn addicts become actors?
>>35087148Still good pretty good solve times, sub 30 was a hard wall for me to break.Thanks for the info, probably gonna pick up that Moyu and the Gan v100. This was a nice little nostalgia trip, I hope you have a good week anon.
>>35087175Yh there's a ton of different brands and stuff now. Only really matters if you're into speedcubing
>>35087171Stop acting stupid.
>>3508713799% of men here are porn fried >>35087094He’ll call me out if I’m being mean to a woman without enough grounds to do it but will hack me up in a fight always (rare but has happened) he’ll always take the middle ground in intersectionality conversations no matter what.
>>35087191A lot of them have a hard time getting erect due to years of using their dick as a prop and abusing ED medication.
>>35087177Will I be judged for not wanting to do anything besides that though. Will people think I'm basic or a pussy Like I do have things I find hot in theory such as harems and spoils of war but I obviously can't practice it and I'm not interested in roleplay
>>35087189but would it be a turn offit feels like genuine body horror>>35087191apparently they its from injecting shit in their dicks that makes them stop working eventually, and just to be able to stay hard indefinetly if needed and increase sizeyou get a button inside the ballsack that makes it go up and down
>>35087186I simply cannot believe this is true.
>>35087200search for the himplants thread on /gif/ you have pornstars talking about it and even doctors showing off how it works
>>35087199Im not a woman I was just responding to explain the reason to you. I dont know about womens' tastes. I imagine context matters a lot. If you have a legit medical reason she'd probably be fine, no?
>>35087195Huh?
>>35087192One thing with the rs3m is I read that the core can be quite fragile. Idk how big of a problem it is as I dont have one. You might wanna look into that. Also I recommend getting a few big cubes as well. 4x4 and 5x5 are really funHave a good week as well.
>>35087201I will not, but I will not believe a practice like that is representative of a majority.
>>35087205Stop it.
>>35087208the average guy doesnt get this, its pornstarsIm just curious about the female perspective on this
My cube cost $2.
>>35087212Yes, I meant a majority of male pornstars.
>>35087213Do you enjoy solving it?
>>35087183Ghost emI wasted years humoring shutin friends and when they finally clawed their way out of the comfort zone they instantly started pumping out kids. Don't waste your time with NPCs
>>35087182Women don't murder and mass shoot men 24/7, the incel-tranny gender does that to women.Men will never stop hating women and killing them for it.
>>35087200>>>/gif/31406319
>>35087196Nta but that sounds like someone lacking conviction and always plays things safe. Also why is he playing white knight for other women yet getting on your case? Did he forget you're his woman?
>>35087220Actually yes. I expected it to be much worse, for that price.
>>35087196Sounds like he's mentally female and probably at least bi too.
>>35087092I find your position moronic. You are a very jaded and superficial person.
>>35087211What did I do wrong
>>35087238Ok anon, you can stop now. It's not funny anymore.
My 10 year high school reunion is soon. I wonder how many kids trooned out in the meantime.
>>35087224How do I find the good friends then? I do go out and outside alone but desu I sometimes feel as if I'm not allowed to be 'fun' since everyone in my life always says no to everything and basically doesn't want to actually do things. You can do most things alone but actively having fun outside can be hard when you're alone.
>>35087161>Why does it always have to be a dichotomy in your minds, somehow people can only be beautiful or pleasant but not both, you don't have to give one up for the sake of the other. I never said that. I am not saying all uglies are unpleasant or the opposite, truthfully there's as many pleasant unattractive people as there are attractive people. >Personalities are mutable and fluidTo a point but there are unmovable cores to a personality that's set in stone. Those core features to a person's character are what I would call the underlying baseline attraction. That's what underlying should suggest, something that underlies face value. Physical attraction is face value which isn't a bad thing it has importance but it's not the most important factor
>>35087228well I've never harmed a woman and yet they hate me still
>>35087230NTA. Sounds like someone who is pretty convicted to his values, if you asked me. Those values happen to be different from yours.
>>35087231They improved a lot especially compared to like the early rubiks brand ones. I recommend trying other kinds if you enjoy it. A 4x4 or a megaminx are not too difficult if you know how to do a 3x3
nyc or bangkok for 3 months this winter
>>35087243What kind of loser goes to a high school reunion
>>35087250You think them not giving you princess treatment is the same as hating you, you're mentally a child.
>>35087255Bankok is going to be much less miserably cold if you care about that.
>>35087258>I can discern the motives of others over 4chan Classic
>>35087244Create opportunities for people to join in with things and see who sticks around. Say you're into board sports, maybe pick up an extra set of gear so you can bring someone along.
>>35087260NTABut when men talk about being hated by women, 9 times out of 10 they just mean that a woman doesn't want to date/fuck them. It's not an unreasonable guess.
>>35087259my top priority is larping as a young and hot art school boy, both cities look cool but NYC mogs for scenes/events, but Bangkok looks really fucking cool in a way that NYC can't because I grew up with western cities being normal. But if the uni students/music scene people don't speak good enough english in Bangkok (I've heard mixed reports) then I probably won't be able to do what I wanna do out there
>>35087258Nah, ive been told to my face that Im human trash
>>35087254>4x4Out of the question. I haven't quite figured out how to reliably solve the 3x3 in a timely manner yet. I would like an original Rubik's brand to compare the feel the one I got. I think the cheap chinese knockoff I got at the discount store may actually be better in some ways.
>>35087257>crab bucket
>>35087267What did you do
>>350872553 months Dagestan and forget
>>35087266>larping as a young and hot art school boyLondon is better for thisActually just about anywhere in Europe would be
>>35087270Tried asking a girl out
I was born to take care of you.I was born to love you.
I have Robert Pattinson fatigue, I’m tired of him being in every movie
>>35087273I'm actually in London rn lolhow is London better than NYC? I get about here but I integrated myself into the scenes before I'd learnt how to stop being autistic so people think I'm weird
>>35087268If you get the latest rubiks brand they're meant to be decent. Or you could go on the cubicle or speedcubeshop and buy a cheap speedcube from a well known brand. Or just get some lube at least because that will make any puzzle a lot better
>>35087276Why? He's one of the only people right now that can actually act really well
I think it's been about 5 years since I finished highschool. I wouldn't go to a reunion because I hate everyone there.
>>35087207>get a big cubeFUCK no, I tried getting into them before but parity makes me want to blow my brains out. I appreciate the suggestion. It does make me want to consider a 2x2 and maybe one of the funkier shapes
>>35087276we dont exactly have a glut of talented young actors to pool from anon. The entertainment industry spent several decades re-using the same names and now we're seeing the consequences of that trend
>>35087274That's a shame then, some girls fuel their own sense of attractiveness by doing mean rejections.
>>35087277London has that very british thing where simply being in the general vicinity of the Thames makes you family of a sort.NYC is pretty much the global capital of not giving a fuck about or even acknowledging the humanity of others.
>>35087276He is a good actor and I like his attitude.I hope he gets more good roles, he was great in the Odyssey.
>>35087288Yeah well ive since made it a rule to not interact with women at all in real if at all possible unless they’re family. Im never letting that happen again
>listen to a song on Youtube>Youtube now wants to play me the rest of my songs I listen to while drinking>mfw I've been sober for three monthsI didn't expect this stupid shit site to be such a boss.
>>35087289I would disagree, people lack openness and spontaneity and it's very hard to integrate into a friend group if you're not in school with them or something. Can be done but most people stick to their groups and you actively have to persist in inserting yourself into their lives
>>35087280I kind of want that crunchy original retro feel though. I don't know much about speed cubes, but $2 one I have kind of looks like knockoff of one of those.Now you've made me think about it, I'm thinking maybe is should order pic related while they're still available.
Women, have you ever slept with a guy you've never had sex with? If not, would (You)?
>>35087299My gay friends, never slept with a straight man that I didn’t have sex with
>>35087297Well I can promise you the arts are insular popularity contests wherever you go. If you've already burned that bridge the only way you'll make it is by having gallery space or grant money to bestow, connections, something like that
>>35087196>he’ll always take the middle ground in intersectionality conversations no matter what.What does this mean?
>>35087289I’m going to London soon and I was told that basically anything north of the river is niggerville
>>35087301>never slept with a straight man that I didn’t have sex withIs it safe to assume you wouldn't?
>>35087299I've been drinking. Could you reword this to make sense?
What would be the reason to sleep with a friend?
>>35087286Parity isn't too bad. For 4x4 you can just learn 2 algs to fix it. 5x5 its just an edge parity but you can do it intuitively.Megaminx is probably the easiest one to learn if you know 3x3. You could also try pyraminx and square-1.2x2 I'm not a fan of personally. I find it kinda boring.>>35087298I've been thinking of getting one of those to add to my collection. I think it's a cool novelty but I feel like it would be a bit of a pain to solve. The original cubes aren't exactly known for nice smooth turning
>>35087310I've only done that after promoting a friend to girlfriend.
>>35087302I didn't burn the bridge I just keep repeating spergy behaviour patterns because I've been here my whole life and you fall into repeated behaviours when you're in the same environment innit. I can't get laid and the cool people don't wanna hang out with me but I've still made friends and people are happy to talk to me at leastIf I was from anywhere other than London though I'd probably just come here, they got something for everyone here and I prefer the winding unplanned streets to NYC's grid system
>>35087309Sleeping as in ZzZzZz, not sleeping as in snusnu.
>>35087309Sleeping in the same bed/cot/tent/sleeping bag without fucking. >Day drinkingSmh
>>35087313I meant if you have no intention of doing that. And also this >>35087315
>>35087307Probably not, I am a deep sleeper
is it sad that now at almost 27, my biggest wish is to have a group of good friends and a girlfriend?
>>35087312>I feel like it would be a bit of a pain to solve. The original cubes aren't exactly known for nice smooth turningFor me that's the point. Now that I know I do have the ability to solve it, I want to experience solving the original construction.
>>35087314My window on the arts is heavily skewed towards ceramics and the London scene moggs NYC hard. I suppose it may be a different story with other disciplines
>>35087319Yes it is sad how dare you desire human connection and socialization. You are supposed to be above it all and LARP fake confidence and wax stoicism like the rest of us
>>35087319Not really. more sad to not do anything about it imo.
>>35087319Not that anyone asked, but my wish is to have a girlfriend who doesn't require me to have a group of friends.
>>35087317Oh, okay. Vacationing together and having no other option but to share accommodations that only have one bed, maybe?
My psychiatrist ended up being gay and now he's sending me text mensajes trying to have sex with me and have a relationship with me
>>35087315Oh. Yeah. A few times, actually. I slept in the same bed as my friend James when we were traveling together. Another time, I slept in a van my best friend, her boyfriend at the time, and his two dogs. And another time, I slept on the couch with a friend in one of my D&D groups because we all crashed there and there wasn't enough beds. >>35087316It's almost 5 o'")["(>>35087319No but it makes you wonder why it took so long to want that>>35087329Is he at least offering a discount?
>>35087329>mensajesDe donde eres?
>>35087329sue him for free money lol
>>35087329Report him to his board.
>>35087329Surprisingly common, only mentally ill people become psychfags
>>35087329based chad
>>35087330>I slept in a van my best friend, her boyfriend at the time,You have sex with her though
>>35087329Blackmail him for drug prescriptionsGive drugs to womenProblems solved!
>>35087321interesting, not my field of expertise but I have seen some nice stuff here and there
It probably has to feel really shit for a parent for their child to always get back home from school in a bad mood.
>>35087340It's literally sad and pathetic in some senses, but it's not like that's an unreasonable or perverse thing to want.I think you should want a bit more for yourself, personally. I hope you can change your outlook and come to realize that in the process of doing things purely for yourself and not pleasing other people, you will come to meet your crowd of people and eventually date someone.
>>35087328>and having no other option but to share accommodations that only have one bed, maybe?But why would you end up in that situation. This only happens in my enemies-to-lovers stories.
>>35087320I guess it would be cool to compare
Im starting to think "if a woman is not literally enraptured with me physically i must die alone because im untouchable" is not a healthy mindset, though shaking this mindset is difficult. Anyone else have unrealistic "needs" like this that they struggle to kick
>>35087344fuck I meant this for >>35087319I deleted my post and reposted it because of a typo but now I have this retarded additional post explaining my fucked up reply chain. I'm sorry for existing
>>35087343It doesn't. Parents seen their kids scream so hard they shit themselves in their diapers multiple times a day. What really sucks is being a child and coming home from school to arguing parents
>>35087343It must be really shit to be the parent of a teenager.
Is Wil Wheaton now so old he is dying of dementia, just like Patrick Stewart?
>>35087349God this is so funny you sound like me
>>35087345Extremely poor planning, but even then it would be pretty sus if one person wasn't sleeping on the floor or a couch instead of sharing a bed with the other one.
>>35087347Yes, I have a need for speed. I don't mean the drug called speed. I mean drift racing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
>>35087353We hate posting! Why do we bother
>>35087347Yes I have the same mindset but for different topics of life. It's called the all-or-nothing mindset.>Either I achieve this thing>Or I can't achieve anything at all>Either I am this status>Or I am nobody at allWhen you apply a sex filter over the delusion it comes out as>Either she wants to fuck me insatiably as though I am the only cock on this earth>Or I am an ugly unfuckable loser
Femanon, are you a feminist? Are you a girlboss?
>>35087351idk I've thought of gay marrying and then adopting an adolescent so I can vicariously relive my Hogwarts years through my and my hypothetical gay partner's adopted son. Why gay marry? Because women don't want me, and men are the desperate man's backup plan. Just like adopting instead of making your own babies.
>>35087356Idk lol I have to stop. Last time I messed up the everyone itt called me retarded
>>35087357I think you're right yeah. Maybe if I see a girl express mild enjoyment of me one time it'll make my brain more willing to consider a middle ground?
the type of person who>can't understand simile, metaphor or figures of speech>takes everything said at face value, 100% literally>will argue with your example instead of getting the pointhow does someone end up like this? what brain region did they have scooped out of their heads?
What is something that has happened in your life lately, that has made you paranoid?
>>35087354I mean, I have slept in the same bed or air mattress with my dad or my brother. But those were the accommodations that were available and expected, spending the night as house guests during family road trips.
>>35087366Nutted just a little too hard
Do you ever feel as though you wasted your youth?
>>35087365The anti-autism slime was scooped right out, it sounds like
>>35087363Somewhat yeah but in order to recognise her mild enjoyment you first need to stop expecting grandiose levels of veneration from the woman. It's a bitch of a mindset to break, took me decades to chip away at it
>>35087355>I have a need for speed>I mean drift racingAnon...
Men, what would you do if you were staying at your best friend's gay uncle's house, and your friend's gay uncle insisted on having sex with you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA
>>35087366Had a nightmare that I was in my car at night and someone started banging on the rear window and full sprinted away into the dark. Next day before work I was car rotting and I looked up and this tweaker was standing outside of my car staring at me. When we made eye contact he walked away and I realized my doors weren’t even locked
>>35087365Raging autism and/or low IQ
>>35087373Rip Craig Breen
>>35087361Please don't talk to me or any child ever again.
>>35087372I believe you on the difficulty. Because I imagine a woman just sort of being okay with me as wqual to "she fundamentally cannot love what I am" which feels both mentally ill and unavoidably true.
>>35087365Classic autism.
>>35087276I've always liked him he was always such a little shit in his Twilight interviews and then he got weird which I fully support.
>>35087365>how does someone end up like this? what brain region did they have scooped out of their heads?It's an autism thing mostly. The reason for it is because they're direct and linear and efficiency minded, they would rather people just be blunt and honest.
>>35087382Exactly, he is going the Daniel Radcliffe route.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdV5FvXLuI
>>35087370I feel like I spent so long trying to be a perfectionist and not make mistakes that I missed out on learning experiences you can only get by making mistakes. I never got to live with reckless abandon. I never got to experience the glory of adolescence. I never got to really be a kid.
>>35087365Those are called males
>>35087365Amelia Bedelia disease
>>35087366Cat died. Has made me more paranoid check up on the other cat to see he's still breathing. I dread the day when he dies too. I'm going to completely fall apart.
>>35087276I'm not. I think that guy is one of the greatest actors of the last twenty years and only expect him to have more bangers under his belt in the next twentyThe Lighthouse was a film made specifically for me, I think, since I'm also bowled over by Willem Dafoe's acting chops
>>35087385My impression of you is all you do is live recklessly.
>>35087370Yes. Had a rough early childhood then by the time I was a teen I was glued to a screen and skipped out on my ability to grow. I dont blame my parents, I was fucking hopeless and I imagine I'd let my own kid end up like that too.
>>35087388I’m so sorry :(
>>35087380One thing that helped me was figuring out where my mind had learned the delusion. For me it was upbringing, very mercurial parents who were either at each others throats one minute then the next acted like everything was fine. This happened so often that at some point it imprinted in me that I'm either supposed to be loved or hated and anything in between is uncomfortable uncanny territory that my mind defaults to assuming is negative since it feels uncomfortable. It's important to try and break the mindset because real relationships are things that never happen in a flash, they actually grow slowly over time. The girl will go from being a stranger, to an acquaintance, to a friend, to a girlfriend etc. her admiration, respect and even attraction for you starting off low - mid then gradually ticking up. All-or-nothing mindset is completely blind to this process and poses challenges
>>35087370Yh I let anxiety take over my life and shut myself off from new experiences and people. Even slowly distanced my self from friends
>>35087371>>35087377>>35087381>>35087383How come some autistic people are worse at it than others?
>>35087370>Do you ever feel as though you wasted your youth?Yes and I used to blame my upbringing entirely but the more you get older the more you realize the old proverbs is true>Youth is wasted on the young Every kid, teen and young adult I see are wasting it exactly as I did. Young people always have a shit ton of hubris and a sense of permanence and they always assume they have so much time to waste so they waste it.
>>35087370Kind of? But also not really. I don't know what I would have done differently that would have made me feel better about it so I don't dwell on it. I did a lot of things you're supposed to just a little late and it was always like "huh okay this is fun for a little while but I wasn't really missing anything".
>>35087370Yes, I've been a sickly depressed neet for my of my twentiesit doesn't matter how aware I was of "wasting my youth" I had to sit and watch it go by anyway
>>35087396>How come some autistic people are worse at it than others?Lots of reasons. Psychfags call it a spectrum and you will hear that word a lot, that there's grades of autism severity. That's partially the reason but the biggest reason is some autists had parents that took them to things like speech therapy and were knowledgeable about their child's disorder and planned out an upbringing to keep them level headed. Other parents to autists had zero interest or idea on learning about their kid's disorder and left them to mentally rot and figure it out on their own
>>35087403You have a disease.
>>35087370My youth was taken from me. I was emotionally neglected, blamed for things that weren't my fault and beaten. I had to grow up fast and become a caregiver for my younger siblings in that environment because my parents gave me no other choice.I never felt safe at home. I still don't feel like I have a home or a hometown. Being around my own family members who never even participated in the abuse terrifies me and makes my skin crawl.I ran from these problems with the help of substance abuse in my twenties, and I went nowhere in life. I'm trying to dig myself out of that hole now, in my early thirties, and I'm succeeding but fuck me I hate that I had to live this life.My life's purpose is to raise a son or daughter who gets to at least choose whether or not to go through a bunch of fucked up nonsense while they're young.
Moids, do you ever do any hangouts like this with your friends? Like I get you probably aren't cuddling up on the couch with each other, but like dude hangouts with some sort of activities?
>>35087392Yeah. Thank you.
>>35087408It's so sad that foids can only ever have performative friendships.
>>35087408Yes, I've done non sexual BDSM with my guy friends before where we took off our shirts and lashed each other with our belts or dripped candlvwax on each other
>>35087384Swiss Army Man changed me. I cried. He turns american when he raps lmao
>>35087408Do normal people's places always look this bright?
>>35087384My English teacher used to have me do this (without nigga) to help with my enunciation when I was in elementary school because they wanted to put me in special ed over me being selectively mute and having apraxia. Crazy enough, once I got past bombarding, the rest was a lot easier.>>35087390The opposite. I'm very neurotic.
>>35087414Swiss Army Man really did make flatulent gay necrophilia look weirdly romantic and charming
>>35087413Pics or it didn’t happen :3
>>35087408I'm a pretty boring moid who currently has no friends, but usually the extent of the activities involved sharing food, booze and/or drugs with each other and usually watched some tv or a movie or played a a video game, cards, dominoes etc.
>>35087396Because autistic people, just like everyone else, are individuals. And famously, autism is a spectrum.
Did you guys know Daniel Radcliffe is Jewish? I was surprised to learn that recently and felt like a bit of a dope for not noticing.
>>35087405Are you a lesbian man or a volunteer burn victim
Life, it never dies. Women are my favourite guy.
>>35087422I’m of the opinion that social retards got lumped in with people who have real learning disabilities
>>35087423>Did you guys know Daniel Radcliffe is Jewish?No, he set my Jewdar off as soon as he hit puberty.
>>35087423Yes, much like William Shatner. Our breed tend to live a long time so hopefully Radcliffe gets to his 90s just like the Shat.
>>35087408i have fun times with my sister but it's more like doing duo randomized challenges in video games or watching competitive games lmao. the one time i got invited to a big adult girl movie night it was really boring honestly. she didn't have a movie picked beforehand and just went to netflix to eventually find a random movie about a fashion designer. everything felt sterile and meh. i wish i could have group hangouts like the ones i do with my sis.
>>35087424>Are you a- Skibadee Skiba-danger, I am the rearranger
>>35087431wait nvm didn't realize who the question was for
I've just had sex with my moid. He's asleep now
>>35087403Goyry, is that you again?
>>35087427Kind of. I'm sure we will see the diagnosis revised with future editions of the DSM. But also, having a learning disability is what being retarded is.
>>35087438Fake and gay
Do you feel like women not liking you has more to do with your looks or your class
>>35087447I feel like it has mostly to do with being an autistic retard.
>>35087438Didn't ask, faggot
>>35087447I've mostly just been rejected because of my personality, but I have been rejected for my class before. Felt weird at the time but made more sense to me later
If William F. Buckley was still around and hosting Firing Line, do you think he would have had an episode about 4chan?
>>35087447>Do you feel like women not liking you has more to do with your looks or your classIt's a status thing. If they think you look like a loser or a weirdo that's what they'll designate you as. When they look at a man's visual appearance they're not exactly judging attractiveness they look for signs that can tell them about what you do with your life. Women are actually really brutal with their prejudice once you look past all their fake nice pageantry. They could look at a man who appears like a loser or a weirdo in his dress or unkemptness but they don't know he is an upstanding guy who is in a rut because his dad died of cancer and is temporary out of the game. The woman will still judge him anyway and auto-assume the worst case scenario. Women say they do this for safety reasons but I don't buy it.
>>35087460Who?What?
>>35087463You don't know what 4chan is?
Don't have sex with your ex.It will make your life complex.
>>35087465Nah, what dat is
>>35087466Choose hope, say nope to cope, or else you end up on a rope.
>>35087408Do Moids play board games together? Not like Monopoly but like the good ones, Eldrich Horror, Lords of Waterdeep, stuff like that?
>>35087466No sexNo ex
>>35087470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_X6zWElJdw
why would i buy the new gta when my life is literally like gta
>>35087443Social retards aren’t retarded, they’re massive pussies and arrogant
>>35087471I have yet to make board game geek friends, but I played Betrayal at House on the Hill with bros several times in high school and college.
>>35087461I guess I sort of do this, if you wear a hoodie with skinny jeans or otherwise child like clothing you look like a neet nerd. But if it's a band hoodie then suddenly you're cool again.
>>35087461I wouldn't cry so much about what you think other people inside their heads think about you. If that's your biggest worry, it shows you're naive and have lived an easy life as a "man".
>>35087466she wasnt my ex while we had sex again though
>>35087481I respect the honesty >>35087483I like how your first knee jerk is to make a judgement.. "it shows this and that about you". You proved my point.
Accidentally started reading our old messages (again) award
>>35087477>retards aren’t retarded(you) certainly are
That's just the nature of a marriage between a Muslim woman and a Jewish man who are raising two teenage kids that are both attending a Swiss boarding school away from their parents for half the year. Don't think too deep about it.
The only upside to having low object permanence is that after a breakup the ex is dead to me, my mind stops thinking about them once they're gone as though I never met them
if i do ayahuasca, would it help me get a girlfriend?
>>35087492The fuck are you yapping about, vagueshitter?
>>35087447My height
>>35087490Stop.
>>35087496Datura guarantees a phantom girlfriend. There's trip stories of men who smoked datura, felt nothing, went to the bar took a girl to their hotel, fucked her brains out only to find out she never existed it was part of the true hallucination
>>35087495If this were true you wouldn't have written this post.
>>35087497We've been over this already. Finish drinking your can of Vimto and go to bed.
>>35087487>someone tells you it sounds like you have an easy life>instant defensive and seethingYup, nothing more to see here.
>>35087490Hey me
>>35087505>VimtoThe what?
>>35087447I never approach women because im neurotic about my penis. No, I'm not joking or exaggerating.
>>35087503I can think of them as a concept but the sentiment and emotional gravity about them is gone. When I consciously choose to think of an ex it hits the same as thinking about remembering to go take a piss or thinking about opening the fridge to grab a drink
Women with full lips make me think of blowjobs.Femanons, has this ever been a problem for you?
>>35087506nta>your life is easy>no its not>lmao mad much?whether or not it's actually correct, this type of behavior is a hallmark of terrible intelligence.
>>35087506>Teehee I should get to passively talk shit and if anyone objects it's proof I am right
>>35087506Nta but what do you expect after you slight someone, they bend over and take it like a cuck like you?
>>35087513I don't think I'd want to feel like this about someone who once meant something to me.
>>35087520>>35087522>nobody is allowed to point out how much i complain over pointless things!!Samefag hon, nice attempt.
>>35087526tbqh if it ends badly enough, it will poison your good memories of them and it'll make detaching much easier.
>>35087526That's the best part you don't feel anything about them at all once they're off your emotional radar. Besides if they break up with you then it doesn't matter what they meant since it wasn't good enough for them to stick around anyway. Why bother feeling sentimental about their memory?
>>35087512if a woman considers you her type 100% she might not even care if you have a micro dick or something like that
>>35087528>Samefag You're embarrassing yourself now
To kek, or not to kek?
>>35087513NtaThat's not how that shit works for me at all. What happens is I'll go weeks without thinking of them because I'm not interacting with them or being reminded of them with no issue but if something brings them to mind then I feel like I assume a normal person feels about the situation. I forget details faster if they're not being reinforced but the feelings are still there.
>>35087534I don't really believe you. But even if I did,>if you do [abcdxzy] you won't be a *total* disappointment. Only sexuallybetter to be alone than constantly begging to be wanted and making up for something i cant fix
>>35087540Strange I'm able to recall everything about the relationship mentally, cognitively in emotionless thought when something brings them to mind but the feelings are nowhere to be found. People have to be in my proximity before I feel anything about them at all. If I can't see them then emotionally they're as relevant as a paper cup or something. I would shit myself if I ever saw them again in person though
How do you get over someone you were never with because of unavailability (and you never said anything about your attraction, because you want to be a good person). It got much worse after I realized the attraction is very likely mutual on some level, but didn't do anything about it, just becoming even more obsessed against my will. Now there hasn't been any contact in 6 months and I kinda switched friend groups but I still feel like I can't be attracted to anyone else?
>>35087547You can see it that way but it's more like being into a flat woman but everything else about her is good and you were never obsessed with bigger boobs to begin with.
>>35087550find someone else, simple as.also stop stalking them if you are doing that.
>>35087529>>35087533But the implication of low object permanence, the way you describe it, is that you're the same about others you've lost too. And feeling nothing about anyone does not feel to me like a pleasant thought.
>>35087552Yeah but boobs dont actually do anything. A penis is a sign of actual performative capability, and materially affects your value sexually. Im sorry but your comparison just doesn't really work, they're not the same.
>>35087539To kek, perchance to meme: ay, there's the chud
>>35087550>6 monthsGive it more time.
>>35087553Ty. And yeah I do stalk social media posts, once every few weeks or months sometimes so not constantly though. It's hard to stop. I tell myself it's ok since it's not a personal account, more off like a group hobby account that posts multiple people.
>>35087557I've heard performativeness is bad. That's what atoga tells me.
>>35087556Yeah for the others it's difficult. Relationships I don't mind becoming emotionally blind and forgetting exes in my feelings. But other losses like losing a parent and watching my feelings about them slip away involuntarily gives me a profound sense of guilt and self hatred. It only comes in handy for exes
>can't have sex for a week because of herniaShould I treat my gf to a (real) creampie when she's ovulating to torment her?
>>35087557They do though, sex with big boobs vs no boobs is completely different and the things you can do with small boobs you can also do with big boobs, but not the other way around. I get your original point but don't pretend to be stupid.
I hate her
>>35087562>losses like losing a parent and watching my feelings about them slip awayI think that's normal though. It's what the phrase "time heals all wounds" means.>gives me a profound sense of guilt and self hatredThis, also, I think is normal.
>>35087563Sounds like a funny joke.
>>35087565I really just don't consider the fundamental sexual function of male genitalia as comparable to breast sizes in bed, I'm sorry. I'm not pretending to be stupid, I just really do not agree with you whatsoever on that point.
>>35087573Then agree to disagree, I think it's about lacking choices in bed and in that regard it is very comparable.
Women, would you get turned on if you lived in the middle aged and big dick Mongol invaders slaughtered your village and took you as a concubine?
>>35087523They don't call him the Cuckworm for nothing. He lives up to his name like Baka Not Nice.
>>35087563>>can't have sex for a week because of hernia>Should I treat my gf to a (real) creampie when she's ovulating to torment her?Nag but I don't think women get horny enough to be "tormented" exactly
>>35087568Well the time it takes for me is almost instant. Usually the "time heals all wounds" saying is given to someone stuck in grief to reassure them it gets better, maybe in months or years. I "heal" in a matter of days, and I don't think that's a good thing. It's definitely not the most romantic thing to tell a woman "Hey if we become husband and wife and we grow old together and if you should die before me, my feelings for you will vanish about as quick as the funeral". 99% sure women would turn pale at knowing this
>>35087577Fair enough, dont gotta see everything eye to eye. I guess my point is more in scale of importance rather than there being no possible similarities
>>35087579every time i read something like this i always wonder if the guy writing it feels gay for specifying big dicks in the post. No matter what type of scenario they *always* drool about how big the dicks are.
God, I wish I could play the drums. Why did I pick fucking guitar?
would you play the new gta?
>>35087590Not interested.
>>35087582True. Women hate sex.
>>35087583But wouldn't this imply you also have no feelings towards a future wife? So there is no problem.
>>35087589sell guitarbuy handpanbecome chadit's just that easy
>>35087590I just play retro games now. Modern games are overpriced and way too cinematic and every game runs off the same engine now so once you played one AAA slip game you've played them all.
i wish a woman had protective feelings towards me
>>35087549Interesting. My recall is shit but the feelings hit me full force whenever I'm reminded of the person. It's like people go in little compartments in my mind and I forget they exist until I accidentally open one.
>>35087589Play both idiot
>>35087595Not exactly. When I am with someone in the present her and now my emotions are there my feelings are vivid, it's just that if that person becomes someone in my past whether they break up with me or if they were to die, all emotions are deleted. I do have the capability to love it's just my mind is like a drain, it goes down a sinkhole if that love were to vanish, nothing is retained
>>35087579>big dick MongolAnon, I don't know how to tell you...
Why have you blasphemed against God?
>>35087605Are you with someone in the present?
>>35087609Yes
>>35087606>>35087588Big dick as in attitude.
>>35087586That's true. I'm just saying it's ok to accept you have a flaw and still believe there are people who will be into you with you having that flaw, everyone has flaws. I'm sure you'd rather look the way you do now than for example becoming a 3/10 with the biggest dick.
Fellow men, when did you realize that women absolutely hate sex?
>>35087590i won't play gta unless the guy is hot so 4 remains and will remain the only one i've played
>>35087614I'm a 3/10 already, the dick just feels the most irredeemable.
>>35087615Someone's only been with women who settled.
>>35087618Unless you're fat you 99% can't be a true 3/10, doubt
femanon, would you help me search for lumps in my balls?
>>35087619Every man in history? Women only pretend to like sex to live rent free with their bfs or get special treatment.
>>35087624Reading comprehension -200, I was talking about you kek
>>35087620Nta, i remember some of the guys from high school though…
>>35087615you clearly never dated a latinx
did you fight in the hunger games?
0 women itt rn
>>35087635I can be a woman if you want me to
>>35087637can you be an indian woman?
What would the world look like if women actually liked sex and men?
>>35087620I was fat. But then I would have called myself a 2. I definitely look better nown
>>35087635I'm here I just don't have anything interesting to say.>>35087634No but I'm going to go watch Grace Reiter's hunger games parody again because you reminded me of it.
>>35087643Take it to /d/, bucko.
>>35087615>Fellow men, when did you realize that women absolutely hate sex?Took me four or five relationships to notice the pattern >'Oh fuck yea I love sex I am a foid I love your dick oh anon-sama~'>Honeymoon period wears off>'Not tonight I got a headache'I've even dated girls who held the opinion that guys or girls who slow down in sex have a skill issue but then they pulled the same thing. I don't think they hate sex though I think the fact is they only get horny for a specific window of time during their cycles of ovulation and that's literally it, everything else they do sexually is just performative to be pleasing to get your attention and commitment but once they feel safe and secure and got you in a commitment they stop trying
Sesame Street is now 57 years old.Carousel is a lie. There is no renewal.
>>35087634>be me>volunteer as tribute>starting gun fires>sprint straight for the oldschool 50lb boombox>proceed to get down>the other 23 all commit suicide upon seeing my sick moves>instantly elected president>district 13 surrenders on the spot>~fin~
>>35087611Then you already caught someone and don't need to worry about that part.
>>35087643imagine futa on male porn
damn the top ramen hot pot bowls are kinda legit
>>35087658Yep. My only hope is that if we grow old together and go the whole stretch that I die before they do in old age.
>>35087619nta, why are we pretending some men have other options lol
>>35087666Nta but some of us do, Satan.
>>35087628I wish I could reach through the screen and fucking choke you>>35087660>imagine futa on male pornCalm down, my pussy can only get so wet.
>>35087664>pot bowlYou must not smoke bowls of pot. You must not do drugs.
Women, how shameless are you?Context: this sports reporter lady is making a comeback 6 months after her affair with a nfl coach was made public
>>35087670Latinx. Latinx Latinx Latinx.Chill? Chola? No it's Cholx
>>35087651Thanks for agreeing with me. I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed.
Would you ever go to prison?
>>35086890I asked this from the misses for christmas
>>35087665What is they go away for a week?
am i the only one that notices 90% of women's make up do not match their skin tone at all? if you just compare their cheek to their neck its way off.
>>35087676People notice it'd actually the most common pattern in all relationships. It's just that women don't want to admit to it because they'd seem frigid and unpleasant and men aren't going to admit to it because they don't want to feel cucked or unfuckable. You'd be surprised how many men say "not me, me and my fiancé we fuck all the time almost every day" but reality is it's been three months
>>35087651You are wrong, if you give them good dick that gives them an orgasm from penetration they will literally go through hell or high water to get it. My girl literally meets me for sex during her lunch break because she cant stop thinking about it.
>>35087680The emotions stop until they return typically. I don't know the feeling of missing someone never felt it before
Does it worry you that your creative work, will not survive 1000 or more years into the future?
>>35087668>someok so u agree jeez
>>35087681I only worry when someone's makeup looks jaundiced
>>35087685I believe your girl done that for you once or twice but I don't believe you that it's a regular occurrence.
Women, how soon would you want to meet a guy's family?
>>35087687But apparently you do know the feeling of missing the feeling of missing someone.
>>35087689most of it willbut my best work is the shitposts and those will live on forever in the 'lisk and become the seeds for new universes
>>35087697Yeah because I observe how others respond to missing someone and it tells me I lack that function
>>35087685Who pays for rent in your relationship?
Women, how would you feel if your bf called your pussy "cute"
>>35087703Your choice to call me cute has offended meI have power, there are people who depend on meAnd even you have time you wish to spend on me
Women, how would you feel if a man slapped your drink out of your hand, lifted up your shirt and tore off your bra and wore it as a helmet while screaming>OH THE CAPTAIN LADY SING THIS SONG, DOO DAA, DOO DAA~Before producing a handgun from his pocket and blowing his brains out all over the pavement?
>>35087696As soon as he wants, is this really a common issue/source of drama for normies?
>>35087708He blew his mind out in a carHe didn't notice that the lights had changed
>>35087712>normiesim a 28 yo khhv
>>35087681i don't notice but i also live in a place where 99,9% of people don't wear full face foundation, so that's not an issue really.
>>35087714Is this a blowjob reference
>>35087717Oh boy
>>35087720I'm sorry I meant to askIs this a BlowJoJob reference
>>35087720I read the news today. Oh boy.....
>>35087715Why do you ask then, do you dislike your parents or something
>>35087722No, it is not a JoJo Siwa's Bizarre Adventure reference.
>>35087723I’ve been on a Beatles kick too
>>35087695You can tell yourself that but I literally just texted her about cumming on my dick and it was basicaly was an insta kill
>>35087725I haven't heard of that part. What does the Siwa stand for?Semen in woman's airway?
>>35087702I'm 36 I've owned my condo for over a decade now.
>>35087724just asking
>>35087727You are a true pussy slayer my man. Enjoy it while it lasts
>>35087726I played an album backwards and heard 'Paul is Dead'. And yet. He is now old and alive!
>>35087731Yeah she wants to get pregnant so I imagine when that happens its going to be ogre
>>35087729If you've had a condom for over a decade, you need to throw it out.
aside from the micropenis guy ive never seen a "problem" itt that justifies how negative you guys tend to be desu
>>35087736No actually, what happens is the opposite women are at their horniest in their entire lives during pregnancy especially 2nd trimester you get so much sex that it starts to hurt your dick. Once the baby is born then it's ogre
>>35087736>going to be ogreYou will be like Shrek and Fiona!
>>35087737I cant stay hard witha condom on but with this one I dont pull out anymore. Also quit smoking weed a year ago.
>>35087701Interesting pathology you have.
>>35087739>Once the baby is born then it's ogreEh I'm too old now I guess it's time to pay the piper (pun intended)
>>35087743Thanks I think. My attachment has a shape temporal boundary and I have never gotten to the bottom of it, not even therapists could explain it for me so I just live with it
>>35087738What about the Anon who's microscopic (5'3")?
>>35087738If I actually posted my real problems it would be depressing and alarming I have experienced things that should have resulted in many arrests and funerals
What is your opinion of dogs on the bed, I can't stand it but my gf allows it sometimes.
>>35087759Can't sleep without it
>>35087759Not my favorite but I'd never kick them out. At least they keep you warm lol. I miss my mom's dog.
>>35087760Theyre like little fuckin furnaces though
>>35087731What kind of cuck post is this, what's the point of sucking a guy off for his fake story
>>35087764Sorry I forgot autists were ITT I will be inclusive for the neurodivergents with social disabilities I will include a /sarcasm prompt to signal that was sarcasm
>>35087748It's not a compliment. But it is interesting. Some kind of variation on psychopathy or something. IDK. I wonder what else is wrong with you. I get the impression you don't really have any big functional impairment from it.
>>35087764>fake storyYou're so mad lol
>>35087768What's autistic is making a retarded post and then acting surprised when people think you're a retard
>>35087773Anon, honestly, from one autist to another, you're being the stupid one here.
I should not be afraid of death because my next life will be better than my current life and I can only move on from this one once I am dead
>>35087770Besides that no, I am very lucid and clear headed. I have sometimes wondered if I fit somewhere on the psychopathy scale but I never bothered much about the possibility as I don't think knowing would change anything. I don't feel a lot of things including right or wrong but I do think it, so I have a mentalized framework of an unfeeling moral code that I follow. I have never felt any need to harm others so I had no urgency to think too hard on it
>>35087777But if you commit suicide you get reincarnated into a life with almost the same circumstances. Life is a test and suicide is a failing grade, so you have to take it again.
>>35087777>next lifeRead the Bible lol
>>35087738I'm 5'7 and I had women tell me straight up they want someone taller
>>35087777Are you a Hindu?
Women, would you rather date a guy who plays Ken or a guy who plays Guile?
Wow can't believe last nights thread is still up. You guys are so slow today.
>>35087777>thinks "this time it will be better">gets reincarnated into a slug>now they have no arms or legs>crawls about on their belly all their miserable disgusting depraved lives>gets eaten by a blackbird>oh, that's ok, THIS time it will be better>incarnated as an indian againTough luck, Rajeesh
>>35087781>I don't think knowing would change anything.Probably true.>so I have a mentalized framework of an unfeeling moral code that I followWhat puzzles me is how and why that developed in you.Alright, it's way passed my bedtime, and I have to go to sleep. Thanks for talking to me. This turned into a more interesting conversation than I anticipated. Good night.
New>>35087793
>>35087782So what do you do>Make the most of this lifeThere's nothing to make of it>>35087786No
>>35087798I'll allow it.
>>35087224Incredibly good post
>>35087785your manlet ancestors figured out how to crush pussy, follow their footsteps.
>>35087491Pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about faggotSocial retards with IQs above 100 exist everywhere and they don’t have learning disabilities. People with actual retardation and social retards get lumped together under the autism umbrella when they are nothing at all alike. Under Eugen Bleuler they lumped schizophrenia under it too.Autism is just being a coward wimp nerd who gets no bitches
>>35088026His manlet ancestors didn't have to deal with the modern dating scene.
>>35086323>Girl next door means asianThis test is stupid
