o-oh my....
what a slut
>>4606945How many words per minute does it type?
>>4606945
>>4606945why do they have so thick eyelashes?
>>4607214Dust
pretty bird
>>4606999Upside down Satan
>>4606951About 70. It's more clear than the stenographer bird, but much slower.
cloacalingus
>>4606945Her talonsMy penis
>>4608545>her
would you sit on those eggs to ensure they hatch?
>>4609323we would take turns
Post yfw you realise male secretary birds exist
>>4609683Cloaca is cloaca.
>>4609683They're probably superb faggots
>>4606945germany bird lol
>>4609321Twice irrelevant due to low sexual dimorphism and the irrelevance of genitalia that are not mine.
>>4606951>>4607606Really? I thought they would be pretty slow considering they Hunt and Peck
>>4606952>when she see human men
She MUST be STOPPED
>>4614789>flamingo pic>sec in the kitchenhomewrecker
>>4611968CARLOS!
>>4609683
you have two threads you whore bird
>>4614803That's just a bald eagle
>>4614791No she's just the husband's secretary
>>4616162
>>4608545>ywn force your secretary birb to stomp on your snake for a promotion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJtXmh8AQA8i wish that dog was me
Why are her eyelashes so long?
>>4606952Full-on seduction!
>>4634436to stop sand from getting into her eyes when shes smashing up snakes
>>4606999I kek every time I see this
>>4606945the fact they kill by stomping on prey is so fitting
>>4608545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp8NQjWXjs
>>4606945>>4652029>>4646955>>4641229>>4637768>>4639494That's the ugliest bird that I have ever seen in my entire life. Looks like an old crossdresser.
>>4650141>leatherbag again prevents from making nest
>>4606945Im guessing that's a male because of the bright colors, but im not an ornithologist so I can't be sure
>>4654366even if, cloaca is cloaca
>>4654382Sorry bro, don't wanna have poopsex with birds or humans
>>4654391your loss
>>4654391They still have two seperate holes, the cloaca just acts as a dust cover for both
>>4654366secretarybirds are not sexually dimorphicthey look the same male or femalethe females are very slightly bigger, thats it
what is the purpose of crest feather thingies
>>4659660to attract white human men
>>4659684This is what does it for me.>>4606952
>>4606945KISS 'EM RIGHT ON THE CRISSUM
Is this the new turtle thread?
>>4662301I miss him
>>4667411\\OvO//
>>4614811secpod
>>4674116Carnivore lives have spiritual value. Herbivore lives have monetary value. Carnivores have souls. Herbivores do not.Humans are carnivores. Pigs are also carnivores and should not be eaten.Nuff said.>inb4 prove itProve any moral. You can't, not without God. I spoke to God on an LSD trip and here you have it. Carnivores have souls. Herbivores are basically chatGPT. Without God even empathy for your fellow man is just personal preference.I'm pretty certain I got the right God because this is pretty close to leviticus.Without God the only thing that has any relevance is firepower, unless you're suicidal, and without God you can be :^)
>>4674126I think it is all about neuron count and floating point performance.
>>4611968BASED
>>4688317>yass pwease
>>4688317>I you get your dicks kicked off bye one and then go an hero.Its circumcision.
>>4606945I have seen it. This is it. Peak degeneracy. Peak disgust. You people are fucking worst than /trash/. To actually want to fuck this bird is BEYOND filth. At least give it some form of humanoid proportions. Jesus christ.
>>4688452shut up furfag
>>4688452Personally I blame zoomers and their apparently pathological need to only see beauty as a function of sex as opposed to pure platonic aesthetic appreciation
>>4688452>At least give it some form of humanoid proportions.That's more degen. This is just a mere form of mental gymnastics to somehow make yourself different yet normal, instead of just accepting the reality. Like a trasngender, you know. They can't accept the fact they want to be gay, and then they just suicide... Slippery slope
>>4688452There's no good reason to be this upset. Cases for degeneracy require societal harm. In a world where breeding has become not nearly as valuable, everyone who thinks seccys are attractive could have one as a wife, completely disregarding human women, and humanity would do fine. Actually we might be better off if every zoophile autist who wants to fuck animals could freely do so instead of being pushed towards spreading their genes.
>>4694990Sounds like a weird challenge. Push degen...
>>4698318no you didnt, you generated something not for us
>>4698325For you, though. :(
It's over
>>4607606>70 wpm>still faster than the average normieShit, why do companies even bother hiring humans these days?
>>4701750I've a suggestion. Deprive ni~ Africa of their bird and import it somewhere idk, doesn't matter, further away from ni~ better.
>>4702510Realistically, where would be a good place for them?
>>4702682my bed
>>4702682Australia. Snakes and fruit for them to look at.
>>4702682Literally anywhere else. I think they would be a perfect solution against stray cats too
would you sleep in bed with sec?
>>4712488yes
>>4712488Yes, but with safety measures in place, so that I don't accidentally roll over them in my sleep.Probably on my back, with them resting on top of me, which should prevent sudden rollovers.With the tail over my face to keep it warm.
>>4715187>With the tail over my face to keep it warm.free sunscreen in the morning
>>4716489On face
>>4609683>Egyptians thought All birds where female
Their legs look so breakable. I wish I could just those legs in a million places.
>>4725920Your skull looks so breakable, I'd whack you with cast iron pan until your skull is in million pieces.
>>4724374Imagine the smell
>>4724374Very little, actually.Most Bird excretions need to accumulate, be kept moistened and decay to produce appreciable odor.Or dried and become airborne dust.
>>4726884Very little, actually.Most Bird excretions need to accumulate, be kept moistened and decay to produce appreciable odor.Or dried and become airborne dust.
>>4730020Are you sure about this?
>>4730833In most cases, yes, though the output of the Pelecanids will turn quickly.I have been around Secretary Birds and their excretions, and their was little to no odor.
>>4732692all birds are sexy tho
>>4731381what about hawks and eagles in general?
>>4737485Same with them.It's not the Birds, it's their surroundings. Uneaten food or remains will be a much bigger issue with Raptors than their excretions.Keep material from accumulating, stagnating or dusting, and you should have little odor, and what odor you do have will likely be rather inoffensive.
cant stop thinking about this bird...
>>4688452Why yes i suppose i would a Washimi-san
>>4688452Lol
>>4744992kiss
>this thread
>>4703146Kill yourself
>>4755745Hmmm nah, how about you kill yourself?
>>4755745Based
>>4756813Toxoplasmosis
>>4652501I can't unsee it.
>>4652501dont compare filthy human hole with a glorious bird.
>>4606945Do you think she has a boss? Could he be an ugly bastard?
>>4742571I love that surprised face. That bird would look funnier with glasses. Too bad I can't use tegaki because the filesize exceeds the limit.
>>4762637That's her boss
>>4766197He’s a big guy…
>>4654391>Says no poop sex>Vaginas are besides the pooper and frequently get infections due that reason.There is no big difference, human vaginas are ugly as hell anyway.
>>4606945 >SB's are 2 smol for human dongs;'^(
>>4674126>I spoke to God on an LSD tripMost LSD is now made in Israel - after the DEA arrested the one single guy who was responsible for 90% of its global production in 2000 (while living inside of a decomissioned nuclear missile silo at that), stop consuming Jew-made narcotics you pseudointellectual fucktard!
>>4662301>>4662321[spoiler]Should I know?[/spoiler]
>>4774604Small dick for the win !
>>4780162seclets are cute
>>4654391People who say this don't understand the horror of the human vagina, which is uniquely cursed among mammalian vaginas. Most women have a constantly simmering vaginal infection (due to a variety of complex reasons having to do with how humans evolved), which is the source of the very common fishy and cheesy odors. Even "clean" women will have a hint of such smells because cleaning just reduces the number of microbes. You can get a mouth/throat/uterine infection pretty easily from a woman who doesn't wash their cooch out regularly. The relationship women have with their vaginal flora is parasitic, in contrast with the relationship we have with our intestinal flora (mutualistic). Vaginal yeast will readily try to colonize in your urethra while microbes in other bodily fluids generally won't. To be entirely clear, almost all women carry a lifelong STI which they develop by nature of their biology.The bacteria present in healthy birds isn't dangerous or populous enough to cause you any problems even though birds never explicitly clean their cloaca. They're just naturally less infectious. Sick birds are another story obviously.
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