to be honest one of the few good things about summer is the gullscant wait for them to return
>>4719147Imagine actually liking gulls.Gulls are the actual flying rats, not pigeons. And even then they're more like raccoons with how big they are. These fuckers spread trash all over the place.
>>4719158and? jannies will clean it up, over and over again
>>4719147Gulls 24/7/365 here.>>4719158How about... Actually having a working trash service?
>>4719225Remember what did Mao do? Dont dick with birds
>>4719317Mao was a retarded communist chink (many such cases), this will be a controlled culling with a basic understanding of how ecosystems work behind it
>>4719356it would backfire in an unpredictable way. Futhermore, gulls did nothing wrong.
>>4719395enjoy white shower
>>4719147>be me>stuck in car tired of following my mom around>see lone seagull circling the parking lot>find left over fry>throw it out the window>the sun is setting and the pavement is flat>the fry casts a shadow>the seagull uses shadows as a primitive radar!>i learned something that day, a small detale so eazly over looked>that was a good daysorry for not makeing greentexts shorthad a long work day...
>>4719147I never realised how evil seagulls actually look until i stopped to think about it
>>4719147>be me 10 years old>on vacation to some beach town I forgot exactly where>hotel room is on the ground floor>seagull flies over and pecks at the sliding glass door looking in >mom: “I’m going to feed him a cracker.”>she opens the package of crackers and takes a single one over to feed it>the second she opens the door the seagull flies past her, grabs the entire container of crackers from her open suitcase and flies away
>>4719147Love these crazy bastards
>>4719395nah, i think all that would be needed is take out say 25-50% of them each year. i think they fuck fast enough to stay stable. the point is that there's just too fucking many of them
>>4723266>we need to help gulls breed 25-50% fasterabsolutely agreed
>>4719158yeah, trash is the gulls fault...
>>4723300look at what they did to poor India
>>4723297>birdbrain with no reading comprehension
>>4723302nothing like a good parasite bath to start the day
>>4723266thisalso it needs to be done to those birds that kill the vegetation in entire islands with their shit
>>4723430shit is good for vegetation last time i checked. tasted good too
>>4719147Gulls are cunty little things.Can't say I enjoy their presence.
>>4720640Bravo, Picasso.
>>4723377Is this the reason why they make tunnels?
>>4719147Wut. Gulls migrate? They live the year round here.
What does seagull butt smell like?
>>4726881sea
>>4736124giant gull
>>4719147I want one to chock on my D.
>>4719317Gulls don't eat farm field pests.
>>4736918Not with this attitude!
Gull versus Bald Eagle.
>>4737047*Applies fish oil to the object*
>>4723376Based guy letting him out, and of course dumb woman has to try to intervene.
They are cute and look very smart.I want to kiss a gull on the beak!
>>4737355what about clooc?
>>4719147I was taught to hate gulls but when I really think about it I can't think of a good reason why.They're cheeky to be sure, but so are tits and magpies and I like those. What is so bad about a gull, really?I am throwing away my hate of the gull until someone can argue why I shouldn't.
>>4737484I'm already taken.
>>4737488>I was taught to hate gulls but when I really think about it I can't think of a good reason why.because people are retarded.>foking cunt stole me chips and shat on me => gull is the problem
>>4737484Yes!
>>4719147It should be legal to hunt them.
I love everyone who appreciates the beauty of seagulls.
>>4739668… it’s not?
>>4739769obviously one of the most important animals in existence is protected
>>4739774whoopsie :P
>>4726694Same here. There are some I thought were summer-only, but then I found out they just have different colors for summer vs winter.
>>4737488this except and also with pigeons/rock doves
>>4737484maybe
>>4737488>They're cheeky to be sure, but so are tits and magpies and I like those. What is so bad about a gull, really?They nest on people's roofs and won't shut the fuck up at 3am, they steal people's food and they attack people and children. Many also live miles inland now and shouldn't even be bothered being called a sea gull. Also massive shits
fact: if you lost your food to a gull, it was never yours to begin withyou got outsmarted by a bird, gather what dignity you have left and take the loss
>>4740316>won't shut the fuck up at 3amgull noises good> they steal people's foodsounds like a skill issue>and they attack people and children.Good. > Also massive shitsPerfect
I get great enjoyment watching gulls harass people
>>4743164this
>>4726634Comfy pic. God I miss the sea.
>screams at all hours of sunlight in summer, from 3am to 11pm here
>>4719147So why is it that herring gulls would fly over 400miles inland in North Carolina, and about 20miles away from a lake, to eat fries and bread in a Foodlion parking lot?
>>4754551Parking lot makes convenient thermals to ride for easy flying. Abundant greasy human food is often bite-sized and rich in calories that they can usually digest somewhat ok enough. Not much cover for predators to hide either. It’s a cushy niche they’re capable of filling and the shittons of blacktop people put everywhere and food left near it create an easy to fly corridor straight to it. It’s not 400 miles walking through a maze of obstacles and starving, it’s just gliding along wherever the nice air currents coming off all the roads and cities between beach and parking lot take em or following whatever truck has the tastiest morsels loaded on it.
>>4754579Well, I'm glad when they do make it through. It's not as common anymore, but when I was a kid, they were all over the place.Always wanted to nab one, but never got to.
>>4723379based
>>4719147What are they laughing about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah_ilmuLjosJokes aside, that's my favorite sound in the world. I love it so much.
>>4758378>What are they laughing about?they saw your pp
>>4739769Here in Norway there's one threatened seagull species so they protected all of them. If gulls lay their eggs on your car you can't move it for the summer.
>>4733482I hate them but I also admire their will to power.
>>4719147I live in Colorado and we have gulls here even in winter. Those fuckers.
>>4719147Dem scrums 'a fookin 'ankes i tell yu
>>4766466i like this image
>>4764891What stops you from moving the car anyways? Do the eggs have cameras?
>>4770423That's what people do, but it's illegal.
>>4740316>They nest on people's roofsNo, people built houses and infrastructure on gulls habitat>and won't shut the fuck up at 3amPeople won't stfu at 3am too and bring loud cars, blaring streetlights etc. to wild habitats disrupting the nature there. Again, gulls were there first >they steal people's foodBased, can't defend your food from other animals then you don't deserve to eat it>they attack people and children.People and children are annoying>Many also live miles inland now and shouldn't even be bothered being called a sea gull.So they're adaptable>Also massive shitsAbsolutely based
>>4772044I've lived in a coastal town all my life and I don't think I've heard the seagulls at night ever.I feel like, as with many things, they get more scrutiny simply because they aren't cute.It goes like:>mischievous thief bird:I>mischievous thief mammal (e.g. raccoon):O
>feed mallards>these shitheads show up screeching nonstop>aggressively pester both me and the mallards>will trample over ducklings and shove their beaks in another bird's mouth to steal shit that's actively being eaten>can't touch the bench or the bridge railing since it's all painted white with gull shitI want a thick cement dome built over my town to keep them out
>>4773619>>can't touch the bench or the bridge railing since it's all painted white with gull shitgive it a lick test. You will change the opinion
https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1c47b55/difference_between_a_seagull_and_crows_accuracy/Why do they hate them so much bros :(
>>4773943Actually very true!
>>4721286>>4721285Saucy
>>4733482its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility
mmgh
>>4747777Bad end.I had to draw the alternate universe where they handled things better.
