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Any anteater chads here? What do you feed them? Any special needs?
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>>4737564
yeh they eat ants. Its in the name. ant-eater
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>>4737564
That's a tamandua they will eat beefs and rices + some fruits
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>>4737564
Are you asking if anyone owns one? Is that even legal??
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>>4737589
It's a fucking cat with a snout, how can it be illegal?
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You have to be careful or they'll end up clawing through your electrical cabinet in their insatiable search for ants.
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>>4737604
They grow bigger than cats and have some powerful claws anon
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>>4737564
Bruh how is it that in America you can just own anything that breaths and keep it as a pet

Or yeah nearly anything since 1865
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>>4737710
They don't grow bigger.
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>>4737736
Those weren't pets those were draft animals.
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>>4738494
there's a few different species

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_anteater

they're absolutely capable of fucking you up considering they kill jaguars in the wild.
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>>4737736
You actually really can't. Anything that's threatened or endangered anywhere is verboten, every state has their own blacklist as well, and basically anything that's capable of harming a human requires licensure - yes, even dogs in most states, though enforcement is lax. Plus anything that australia puts on their "do not export" list gets outlawed, even if it's shit like the various agamas that are both ridiculously common in Aus and very unlikely to become invasive for various reasons.

You can hit them with your car, etc.
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Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
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>>4740448
We have exceptions for captive bred animals. The world is not Australia.
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>>4737681
They only do that if they lack enrichment. You can buy them fake little electrical cabinet replicas to destroy if you have to leave them alone for any span of time.
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>>4740441
Does that look like a giant anteater to you?
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>>4740830
looks like a giant anteater that has yet to grow bigger
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>>4737736
You can’t own shit in America I have a few ducks and i keep them on the low so I don’t have to file for permits and shit.
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>>4740910
Why do their forearms look like pandas
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>>4740910
pretty sure that’s one of the smaller south american anteater’s which do not grow bigger
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>>4741905
why do their legs look like cher
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>>4740910
OP's pic is probably this one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_tamandua
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>>4743030
here is a video of one having fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NlvlhfE2h0
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>>4737564
>What do you feed them?
lol
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>>4740910
its a tamandua, theres 3 types. Giant, tamandua and silky
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>>4744441
The battle of forbidden cats
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>>4746864
Smug cunt
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>>4737604
it's not you retard
if you keep wild animals as pets, government officials come and take it away
at least in my country
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>>4737604
cat
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>>4750104
Sucks living in a totalitarian shithole.
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>>4740448
>Anything that's threatened or endangered anywhere is verboten
This is the most retarded thing.
>This animal is endangered and must be protected from going extinct.
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BREED ENDANGERED ANIMALS TO EXPLODE THEIR POPULATION AND KEEP THEM AS PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bison were rescued from the edge of extinction by bison farmers. They probably would be extinct today if it had been made illegal to eat them.
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>>4750109
Dem kung fu moves though
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>>4750109
>Bro your cat looks kinda retarded. Is it ok?
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>>4750124
We can follow your logic after systematically destroying the traditional chinese witchcraft trade. The great leap backward and the cultural devolution were a disaster for nature and make a few british fucks with tiger rugs look tame.

Essentially, lifting these laws would make anything but outright no-trade-or-migration-with-china laws unenforceable and the list would quickly grow to all their cash-hungry lacky countries. Its easier to just run zoos that are allowed to breed endangered or captured animals and arrest everyone else (and their source too)
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>>4750164
Nah. The solution for every endangered animal is to make a resilient feral population outside it’s native context. Koalas should be a menace on eucalyptus groves globally until they learn how to knock over bins and eat trash at night. Then put the weird ones that eat trash near tourists to make them even worse. Then we send their supercharged descendants back to Australia.
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>>4750109
These things can kill you btw
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>>4750285
It’s easy to how. That video shows how surprisingly agile and quickly they are
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>>4750285
that's why they're placating him with belly rubs from a cute asian girl (assuming, could be latina or something i guess).
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>>4750285
Jaguars don't fuck with them because they can easily kill a jaguar. But they're incredibly chill and only attack when harmed, so no, they can't kill you unless you try to kill it first.
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>>4750285
I want some Redditor to go to Brazil to cuddle "le epic floof" only to get disembowelled on camera
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Dalí was an anteater chad.
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>>4750834
What is that it’s drinking off the floor
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>>4750876
Ants
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>>4750349
Shockingly, Brazil has a lot of Japanese people.
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>>4750109
Scary
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>>4750285
t. ant
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>>4750109
Thought this thing had 2 heads for a second
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its nose is a benis lol
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Anteater if he small
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is it true these things can piss like 15 feet
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>>4737564
Why are they like this? Is it autism?
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>>4757654
That's a gnome
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>>4757724
those are real??
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>>4757327
No, it pisses piss
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>>4757327
Nope, that's porcupines.
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>>4737583
Anon, that's a cat.
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>>4750116
You are one that's living in a shithole. Anteaters are protected species.
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>>4757899
What's more likely to exist, gnomes (existence documented in many cultures around the world) or some supposed biological vacuum cleaner that solely subsists on tiny ants?
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>>4759385
when you put it like that…
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>>4759369
Anteaters don't live in any country with a high HDI, thirdie-kun.
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>>4759385
Gnomes aren't even a folkloric creature, they are an OC of an early modern Swiss pseudoscientist called Paracelsus.
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>>4750834
Dali was a fascist
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>>4737564
OK..
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>>4737564
OK..
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>>4737564
OK..
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>>4750109
holy shit it doesnt even look real when it moves around. it doesnt look like a real animal. its like a manga creature from a fantasy world.
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>>4759584
Dali was an attention whore above all else. All of the egdy statements he made in support of fascism, Hitler, universal enslavement of all Africans, misogyny, violence towards children, he did to foment outrage and use it to promote himself. And it worked. Nobody remembers his edgelord attitude nowadays, but everybody remembers him and his works.
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>>4760259
>There was no reason for me to stop telling one and all that to me Hitler embodied the perfect image of the great masochist who would unleash a world war solely for the pleasure of losing and burying himself beneath the rubble. I have often dreamed of Hitler as a woman. He turned me on in the highest.
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>>4759584
And Picasso was a communist. Your point being?
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>>4759532
Paracelsus was a cool bastard
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>>4760333
Nearly every single modern artist was a communist of some kind, this is hardly breaking news.
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>>4760345
And nearly everyone from the early 20th century and before was some flavor of ‘fascist’ when going by modern standards
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>>4760378
Dude, modern artists lived in the early XXth century.
>and before
Fascism =/= authoritarianism
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>>4760345
Yes thats why they hate it when people with actual skill and taste earn fame and when humans follow their inborn beauty standards. Contribution to society scares commies almost as much as normal and ideal human behavior for some reason.
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>>4760401
Picasso could draw better classical portraits than any of the Nazi artists, he just thought it was boring and added nothing to the canon of fine art. He painted this one as a child.
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>>4760408
instead he decided to detract from fine art by showcasing mental illness, the degeneration of the human condition into something that is neither the hardy ape nor the industrious and athletic natural state of man

Fuck him and fuck modern art. Modern art is literally the hatred of nature, natural concepts, natural order, natural law, and natural tendencies. The modernist declares these fallacious because they are because they are.
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>>4760427
Everything wrought by humans is a part of nature simply because humans are. If you don't accept this thesis, then anything you declare the "natural order" is an arbitrary definition based solely on your personal biases and preferences. Art is pretty unnatural in the first place, you know. Whether it strives to reflect or defy reality, it remains wholly artificial.
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>>4760393
> Dude, modern artists lived in the early XXth century.
>nearly everyone
> Fascism =/= authoritarianism
Correct. Not always agreed upon unfortunately. Hope you feel the same about the other regimes at the time with amazingly similar views and beliefs to the actual ‘fascists’ as well as before.
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>>4760430
>t. another midwit that doesn't understand what nature actually means
Ugly is not beautiful. Sorry bud.
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>>4760451
So are you talking about aesthetic appeal or the natural order? Because nature is full of things that most people would consider very ugly. Make up your mind.
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>>4760477
>He doesn't know
Human beauty standards are "natural" in that they refer heavily to health and basic evolutionary fitness. Like symmetrical faces, which correlate strongly with good nutrition and a lack of mental illness, and are something we NATURALLY strive towards having NATURALLY. Natural typically means things that arise via natural processes of selection rather than midwit musings and idealist garbage. ie: THCa is a natural compound with function in controlling cell death and repelling pests in the hemp plant. The psychoactive, decarboxylated form is typically unnatural due to the foolish intervention of humans adding heat.

Most people typically understand natural to also be normally, but not necessarily, superior, because something that is natural has most likely been subject to natural selection for enough time to prove its worth in aiding the survival of a species. Most, but not all, natural things are the best option available for whatever problem they solve.

ie: Most people agree that intra-specific empathy is a NATURAL trait of human beings. It is therefore most likely, but not necessarily, a superior trait in most situations.

Incorrect beauty standards or a conscious resistance to correct (natural) beauty standards could be construed as an attempt to select against health and for mental illness.
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>>4760488
The prevailing beauty standards are anything but natural. In fact, they seem to go directly against the basic principles of nature, regardless of the gender. Women prefer bulky and muscular dudes, but bulking up is a horrible strategy from the evolutionary standpoint. It involves wasting amounts of time, effort and resources on something that's perfectly useless for survival. You can't really get more unnatural as a man than a bodybuilder. The women suffer from the opposite extreme. They starve themselves half to death to appeal to the male preference for slender, graceful females. Mother Nature would weep tears of blood if she could see it... or would she?

It turns out that animals across every clade sexually select for traits that are not only utterly worthless for survival, but are often actively harmful to it. Peacock tails are the textbook example of that. They may look pretty to humans and to their own females, but they make the lives of male peacocks short and brutal. Not only do they prevent them from flying well, they also serve as magnets for the predators due to their visibility from a large distance. Not even humans have beauty standards as detrimental to their survival as that.

Now, you would either have to concede that such a thing as "natural beauty standards" doesn't really exist, or accuse the peacocks of being degenerate commies out to destroy the natural order of things.
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>>4761032
>Women prefer bulky and muscular dudes
Women actually prefer lanky and wiry men, every time this is studied. They want a tall man who is naturally muscular but not ripped and has physical traits indicating lifelong health and sufficient virility. It's men that prefer bulky and muscular lantern jawed dudes because that's how they select warriors to ally with - people who show natural and conscious inclinations towards violence against other humans. Intra-tribal competition is a natural part of humanity so we have two ideal male types, the provider (wiry, tall man) and the warrior (stockier, more muscular, hones himself for murder).

>Women starve themselves to death
To honestly signal their fecundity by emphasizing wide hips and naturally supple breasts rather than false signaling via weight gain. Women who get married and become reproductively active typically gain weight. This is the natural female beauty cycle.
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>>4760467
anteaters
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>>4761036
>Women who get married and become reproductively active typically gain weight.
And then get dumped together with their kid because their husbands couldn't get it up with a fat sow. This is the natural female beauty cycle in a ghetto. Elsewhere, women continue taking good care of themselves after childbirth.
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>>4761040
Historically married women had an appreciable layer of fat and people fucking loved it. They weren't cows, they were genuinely curvy.

The universal anorexia thing is super new and created by capitalist mind control
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>>4761042
>Historically married women had an appreciable layer of fat and people fucking loved it. They weren't cows, they were genuinely curvy.
Correct. Women need a certain amount of body fat anyway in order to have proper working hormones and for heathy pregnancy.
>The universal anorexia thing is super new and created by capitalist mind control
Seems more like a commie thing
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>>4761049
Communists do it accidentally because their system doesnt actually work with industrial society (or atheism, marx himself must be removed for a communist economy to function), capitalists do it on purpose to sell weight loss scams because their system works too well with industrial society.

Wait, anteaters?
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>>4761049
>>4761055
People who have actually lived in post-communist countries all remember morbidly obese grannies, sales clerks, waitresses etc. Obesity is a sign of poverty, not wealth, as it's the consequence of unhealthy diets with a prevalence of bread, cereal, spaghetti and other cheap sources of quick carbs. Besides, it's much easier for a woman to gain weight than to lose it.
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>>4761055
>>4761061
actually the joke is that they’re hungry and starving :)
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>see that anteater thread gained a bunch most posts
>enter thread, expecting more anteater content
>it's this shit
:(
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>>4761099
Cute anteater content, buddy
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>>4760488
The great joke is that nature is much weirder than humans can even imagine. Like the alien species we come up with in science fiction stories are child's play compared to what some animals are like on this very planet.
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>>4737736
nah you really can’t. my dream animal is verboten even though they’re really easy to keep and domesticated, because if it escaped it’d become an non-native invasive species.
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>>4740448
Sometime around 2012 in Bangor Maine a couple got in trouble for having a wallaby.
The state finally issued them a permit and required them to build a 6 foot fence (required a building permit), give it a rabies shot every year (special expensive shots imported from a breeder in New Jersey), get it neutered (so it can't breed with other wallabies and become an invasive species in fucking Maine), build a shelter within the fenced area (also required a building permit), and it MUST be on a leash any time it's not in the fenced area or inside their house.
Ohh and of course they had to pay some fines.
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>>4761127
i am the main character/protagonist of this board, you all exist to post content i enjoy. time to start acting like it.
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>>4761333
>filename
kek
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>>4761158
what the fuck is that?? mutant deer??
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>>4761478
Wojak deer.
Fact #1: they are scavengers who eat corpses and have fangs specialised for that purpose.
Fact #2: they have the fewest chromosomes of any mammal and, in fact, fewer than a fly.
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>>4761593
Muntjac, not Wojak.
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>>4761672
You don't say?!
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>>4761678
Oh, so you didn't just make a simple mistake and instead were intentionally misinforming someone who just wanted to know more by giving them the wrong name on purpose? Strange to double down on being a compulsive lying cunt, but you do you.
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>>4761679
We are reaching levels of autism that should not be possible
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FUCK COWS
I HATE COWS
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>>4761708
Is this AI? I doubt a human being would make something like this
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>>4762976
>I doubt a human being would make something like this
Actual human beings have drawn erotic material featuring deforestation and wonderbread, anteaters attacking a cow doesn't even register on the weird scale.
Lurk moar.
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>>4762976
Viktor Safonkin.
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>>4737564
I think this could catch on. People with infestation problems would be balling out with an anteater.
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>>4750285
>t.
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>>4760488
>passing genes on = good
Read nicomachean ethics. This nigga >>4761032 illustrates my point better than I could with the peacock example.
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>>4762976
What a silly thing to say and bump with
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>>4762976
Just did a reverse image search, I think it's from 2004.
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>>4761333
He cute
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>>4750104
>officials come and take it away
>at least in my country
If it's China, they have it for lunch.
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>>4750164
>Its easier to just run zoos that are allowed to breed endangered or captured animals
I'm starting an anteater zoo.
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>>4765145
They torture it to death, collect the bile and sell it as an aphrodisiac.
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>>4765283
Is there anything the Chinese don't sell as an aphrodisiac?
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>>4765457
cut them some slack they need all the help they can get
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Do animals enjoy wearing clothes? They always look so cute in them, but I can't imagine the added heat is okay for them to deal with.
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>>4765495
Cats don't due to all the pressure sensitive whiskers all over their bodies, dogs don't mind. I don't think anyone but an actual anteater chad could tell you what anteaters feel on this issue.
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>>4765573
Anteaters come from Brazil, so they would normally feel cold for most of the year in the US or most European countries unless forced to put on clothes.
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>>4750164
meh don't see why breeding them for magic nut powder would be worse than breeding them for meat
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>>4766360
Because most wild animals wouldn't breed in captivity, forcing the chinks to order their magic nut powder from poachers.
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>>4761593
>Wojak deer.
Well Wojak or Muntjac aside, a drop in the number of chromosomes does not equate with a reduction in genetic information.

You just have have fewer but larger chromosomes. They fuse.

But nonetheless, it is an interesting trait.
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>>4737564
>Any anteater chads here? What do you feed them?
Anon, I...
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>>4766375
Likewise, an increase in the number of chromosomes doesn't necessarily entail an increase in genetic information. It results in much bigger cells, though, which is widely used in agriculture to breed plants with bigger, juicier fruits. Most of the species with a very high chromosome count are plants, and the champion is a fucking protist (a little shit too primitive to classify with confidence).
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>>4750834
>brings his anteater on dick cavett
>just tosses it on the floor
he's an animal abuser and I'm glad he's dead
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>>4750285
In Brazil they are infamous for killing people's hunting and livestock guardian dogs, when the dogs attack they are quickly dispatched because of their lack of self-preservation. This is part of why anteaters suffer from persecution as farmers and hunters will kill them to avoid this. Equally there are cases of hunters attempting to slay giant anteaters with melee weapons and dying to critical artery damage after being clawed. Very cool animal - see videos of jaguars being fended off easily.
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>>4766562
My friend, he was a human abuser as well.
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I dreamed of anteaters (and a weird armadillo-anteater thing) invading my house because of this thread
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>>4767773
Armadillos are actually the closest phylogenetic relative of the anteater.
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>>4761688
autism > your "joke"
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I love anteaters and armadillos.
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>>4768733
One will cuddle with you
The other will give you leprosy
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>>4766600
kind of just sounds like regular brazilian/third world incompetence to me
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>>4768823
It's just machismo, and yes, it's very characteristic of Brazil.
>"I'm such a badass, witness me fistfight a monster that routinely kills jaguars"
>"...why can I see my own guts?"
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If everybody had a pet anteater and took them out for walks, they would keep our sidewalks clean.
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>>4768979
Don't you have the pesticide that kills ants?
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>>4768996
anteaters are natural pesticides that kill ants
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>>4769000
I wonder what's going on behind those black souless eyes
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>>4769020
>eat bug
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>>4769024
I think we could learn a lot from this
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>>4769025
Shut up, Schwab
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I love anteaters so much it's unreal
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>>4770253
why
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>>4770418
The long
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>>4770442
wouldn't you love barnacles even more, then?
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>>4770418
The long face and the big fluffy tail
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>>4770989
Look at them go
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>>4750109
Just gotta keep the nails short. So it doesn't gut you like a mom in an Australian mall.
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There needs to be some kind of service where you can have one or two hungry anteaters walk around your yard and destoy ant hills. Would be more eco friendly than poison and you'd get to see some anteaters.
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>>4772507
Anteaters would starve to death if they eliminated entire ant colonies instead of leaving enough alive for them to rebuild their numbers.
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>>4760345
that why it's dogshit?
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>>4772750
Here's a historical anecdote for you. When the nazis wanted to prove the superiority of their based-and-redpilled art, they organised two exhibitions side by side. One featured the modern art produced in the Weimar republic, the other, neoclassical art they've been funding. It backfired spectacularly as everybody flocked to see the "degenerate" exhibition instead of boring neoclassical crap.
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>>4772890
Yes, and people are more eager to watch porn than read shakespeare. They lack principles, most of them are basically monkeys that want to see new thing however bad and really want to see sex.

That doesn't own the nazis. It actually proved them right about the state of the german people. Too bad about the part where they crammed well meanining matzo shop owners into death camps to make them pay for the actions of finacnial moguls in england and invaded poland, france, and russia for ????
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>>4772890
sounds to me like the only thing that proves is that germany was still filled with leftoid scum from the nightmare days of weimar and thus people who would find that crap appealing
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>>4772899
>Too bad about the part where they crammed well meanining matzo shop owners into death camps
I bet you think Hamas beheaded 40 babies and then cooked them in ovens. It is always the same atrocity propaganda with jews. Learn to filter it out.
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>>4773060
>>4773027
>>4772899
>>4772890
What the fuck does this have to do with anteaters? Fuck off to /lgbt/.
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>>4773069
what kind of tranny would care about some cringe redditmal, you must be a jew trying to distract us from more important and relevant topics like the jews
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hello i am le anteater :DD
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>>4772899
>That doesn't own the nazis. It actually proved them right about the state of the german people.
lmao. it showed that Nazis are a bunch of idealistic barely human retards with no grounding in reality. most of humanity do not care about your esoteric nonsense. and when it comes to art, Nazis truly were boring fucking retards.
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>>4772750
>>4772890
>>4772899
>>4773027
>>4773060
>>4773207
Anteaters?
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>>4773207
>barely human retards
careful bud, you’re starting to sound like a nazi
wouldn’t want to be a nazi would you
>fucking retards
learn another word
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>>4772890
>crowds are drawn to public spectacles
>the more grotesque the more gather to gawk
>stay tuned, more breaking news up ahead
superiority of artistic prowess and technical skill proves itself. awful silly exercise, that. almost as silly as your non-answer. ever been to see the circus anon?

>>4773211
huh? burgers?
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>>4773811
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>>4773207
What a dumb conclusion, >>4773027 this is probably more likely
>>4773806
Also this
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>>4773817
This is animal cruelty
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Remember when a giant anteater beat the shit out of Naruto?
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>>4737604
People on this site are really fucking stupid
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>>4767773
https://youtu.be/7wt82nmDBWA?si=dRSurTvfVLV3FCsA
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>>4760467
anteater
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>>4774374
how much is that in megabytes? would you like to buy a vowel?
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>>4773806
based anteater
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>>4776405
Anteaters literally t-pose to assert dominance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTnUTejcc8w
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>>4768733
why not have both?
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>>4777034
>no weird joints
souvlless
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>>4761269
Ahhh I love my state! Never updated species whitelists for the win!
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>>4737736
Nigga you literally can't own anything here. All (mammals, fish, lizard, insects) native animals are illegal in most states. It is only enforced if you make a scene though.
Some peta retards or similar must've slid their anti animals in captivity rhetoric into the green ideology, because every normie believes that harvesting any wild animal from the wild to for husbandry makes you a selfish tiger king narcisist who is killing the environment, thus even random minnows being illegal to catch and keep in your fish tank.
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>>4750285
dogs can kill you, horses and cows can kill you. Moot point
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>>4778848
Those don't eat ants.
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>>4770989
>the babies consciously try to align their fur pattern with their mom's as a form of camouflage
Neat
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>>4778841
Yeah it's weird, especially with fish.
They refuse to add Jack Dempsey to the whitelist even though there's absolutely no way it could become an invasive species in the state, because they can't live in cold water.
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>>4773134
>child of an anteater and a dog
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>>4770488
anon that's some twitter logic bullshit
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>>4783681
>They refuse to add Jack Dempsey to the whitelist
I'm sorry what
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>>4783695
Barnacles have a much longer one than anteaters or any mammals in general
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>>4740441
they most certainly do not kill jaguars in the wild
the jaguar is the only big cat that has no natural predators or even game that it couldnt kill swiftly. it's literally the king of the jungle, sth the lion wished it was and to a degree even the tiger, though there are too many of them in weird places so i'm not sure.
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>>4740441
>kill jaguars in the wild.
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>>4753313
kek
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>>4761679
newfag
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>>4770989
Whats the tail for? (no meme answers)
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>>4740441
>>4750830
>>4786375
https://youtu.be/A9_6b_pggfw?si=MeL9YEljtv_lbrJD
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>anteater chads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk
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>>4786375
Cope
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>>4786382
It uses it as a blanket when it sleeps as camouflage as protection against the sun
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>>4795616
what the fuck
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>>4795616
you monster
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>>4786382
Also for balance when the other half of its body is deep in a hole
Tails are usually very useful
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>>4797533
I’m about to be deep in your hole but you don’t see me wagging around a tail
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>>4795616
Ant mandibles posted this image



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