>pet someone's dog to be polite>hands now have a thick, awful musk scent now, and it won't wash off
>what is soap and water?
>>4764282Do you wash your hands with soap after you scratch your balls?
>>4764302no
Why they all have to go direct to others people crotch
>>4764330Some dog owners probably love it, because it humiliates people and they get a power trip
>>4764291Literally doesn't work unless you soak your hands to deep the oils out. It's actually disgusting
>>4764282Some dogs have a weird residue and others don’t. Golden retriever = very stinky. But I pet a fat little chihuahua, nothing.
>>4764376My theory is that it is because mental disabilities correlate with residue disorders that cause extreme odor. Ever wondered why downies have a stench trail? Thats why. Same applies to dogs like labs.
Sounds psychosomatic to me.>>4764291Which is why they can’t wash the scent away.
>>4764376Yeah hypoallergenic dogs are all but odorless too in my experience. Very weird
Do short haired dogs like Danes or dobermans have the same issue?
>>4764358>soak your hands to deep the oils ouWhat?
>>4764381sensitivity to dog stench is like cilantro. it either tastes like soap or is doesn't.my parents own four dogs and their house reeks like cheesy farts but they can't smell it.shit. last september i went over to their house and the house stunk of natural gas.they had left the range on and their noses were so fried from dogstink they couldn't smell it.
How the hell does petting their dog equate to being polite? If they were polite in the first place they wouldn't let their musky ass dog anywhere near me.
OP, you have a mental disorder related to hypersensitivity.Look at where you are, how you are acting, what you are postingYou have AUITSM. Sensory hypersensitivity is part of it, if not one of the primary diagnostic criteria. High IQ autists can grow out of this around age 12-16. Low IQ autists simply don't.Also seee "oooooh cat smell like pee pee nooooooo". that's the same psychosomatic bullshit you're experiencing now, just with different pre-conditioning applied to the low functioning autistic goblin.Free and easy autism test: Do you enjoy using reddit? If so, you are a low IQ autistic.
Why does this thread read like redditors from r/dogfree are raiding /an/ (again)Dogs smell good, except for water dogs (labs, poodles, newfs), those are awful.
>>4764282musky husky OwO
>>4765661I'm not autistic. I'm just not desensitized to dog musk because I don't own any. Dog owners literally can't smell it or don't mind it anymore since they've been around them more
>>4765661>>Do you enjoy using reddit? If so, you are a low IQ autistic.>as he uses reddit spacing
>>4764282Why would you put your stinky hands on a dog like that anon?
>>4765709Dog musk is a mild and pleasant smell
>>4765710Reddit spacing is not real, you are just obsessed with Reddit and see it everywhere you look.Tldr, paragraph spacing was invented well before forums.
I walk a lot because I do not have a license. Can’t stand it when the dogs run up to me and jump all over me and ram their snouts into my crotch. I have autism so this sensory experience is very extreme and bothersome to me. I don’t know how people cope with a 90lb animal constantly touching, jumping on, licking, and slobbering all over them. It’s just such an extreme experience.
>>4765740Get naturally selected out of town before you accidentally reproduce because you thought she was a dude
>>4765731>you are just obsessed with Redditsays the nigga that brought it up first umprompted lmao. holy shit this nigga need help
>>4765500>>4765709Dogs do generally have a smell. Some dogs smell more than others (especially oily coat hunting dogs), but if you think the smell persists for a long time on your hand due to incidental contact (polite petting) and can’t be simply washed off, you either have a hypersensitivity disorder or are suffering from a psychosomatic neurosis (or both). I have a hypersensitivity to allicin family herbs. Light garlic in pizza seasoning or onion in fried rice smells like a tire fire to me. Other people not smelling this isn’t them being nose-blind to the burning rubber notes in garlic and onion, it’s a problem in my head. Your dog smell issue is the same thing, but worse, because my delusion doesn’t follow me around all day just because my coworkers and I went to go get takeout for lunch.
>>4764282oops meant to post a gif
>>4765883That helps how your sanity looks.
>>4765663>Dogs smell goodThey smell like absolute shit because that's what they spend all day rolling around in outside.
>>4765873Not OP, but you're full of it. Some people have oily dogs and don't wash them. My brother has some dogs like this and I can smell the stank on my hands if I touch them. It can hang around after washing too,
>>4765663Ironically it’s all the dog lovers who are typing like redditors (shocking)>>4765851Kek
>>4766020Nah, dogs smell good.
>always manage to move their mouth or nose in the way of your hand so you get a dab of saliva you have to wipe off on your pants
>>4766129starting to realize you only know unterdogsch. spitz website, go talk to your fellow doodle owning normies.
>>4765740Honestly, I think a lot of non autistics find dogs a bit overwhelming too. Having something sniffing your crotch is embarrassing no matter who you are, and being slobbered on by a tongue that's been on an anus is just vile to most too.
>>4765740>>4766140it's not pleasant for anyone
>petting a beagle mix>hands are now oily, smelly, and tinted grey >even washing with soap and water still isn't enough
>>4764355Bro you are fucked in the head
I'm getting tired of people with their fur babies everywhere.Every store someone's got some dog. You can't go shopping without bringing the thing? Then again this is America so they're probably so sedentary they are double dipping shopping for dog walking.
>>4766148It should be illegal, but they bypass it by claiming it's their service animal which everyone knows is complete bullshit but no store manager wants to make the front page of the headlines saying he kicked out someone and their poodle and have half the city boycott his store. The situation is fucked.
>>4766140the truth exposed…doggots… your response?
>>4764282if you don't like the smell of dog, why pet it?
>>4766185read the first sentence midwit
>>4764302Only after I scratch your balls.
I see a lot of sissies and faggots complaining about shit that doesn't matter ITTI'm bringing my dog to the hardware store today. I hope there's a sissy redditor there so I can see the look on his face when my dog's "overstimulating" presence makes it impossible for him to fantasize about troon porn and underage anime girls. Then he'll shuffle away with his head down and hide behind his mom's car, probably.
>>4766307they're sad arentey>humans domesticate dogs 40,000 years ago>staple feature of civilization since then>redditors leave the video game lobbies for five minutes>see dogs everywhere after seeing very few in their animes featuring sexualized 12 year old girls>WTF DOG PROPAGANDA WHY ARE THESE INSANE PEOPLE FORCING DOGS DOWN MY THROAT THEY PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH THEM I MEAN THATS WHY ID GET A DOG BUT I WONT BECAUSE I HAVE SUPERIOR LOLICON -"people" that don't like dogs
>>4766307>I'm bringing my dog to the hardware store today.I see this shit a lot too in Lowe's and Home Depot. Why the fuck do retards always flock to hardware stores to walk their dogs? They're usually not even manly dogs either, but like miniature schnauzers and shit.
>>4766487> Why the fuck do retards always flock to hardware stores to walk their dogs?I’ve seen it too. If I had to guess it’s because they tend to be bigger and more spacious than regular grocery stores so it doesn’t make people uncomfortable? I don’t know
47663074766308>anime out of nowhereweird obsession
There is no greater joy in life than training and maintaining a relationship with your dog.
>>4766547I can think of many greater joys than raising a beast>Raising a human family who actually is your own species>Giving your life to God and serving him>Working hard and helping othersRaising a dog seems like wasted time.
>>4766547nice tongue
>>4766729Christians are fatter than atheists on average. So they must be hella fat. >noooo u cant have a dog thats less time for praying to israelIgnored, fatty.
>>4766735I'm not fat but okay. Sounds like projection to me
>>4764330Sense of smell is important for dogs and usually hey sniff eachother's glands to learn more about another dog, they do the same to humans because they can also get information from our areas
>>4766729Yeah this poster sounds fat.
>>4766749Do dogs are sex perverts, got it
>>4766749>our areasWhich areas exactly……………
>>4764522Dobermans can stink, but most aren't really interested in non-family members petting them. In my experience, they're not that oily.
>>4765740Based false flagger
>>4766729Post hand fatboy.
>>4764282Wash thyself
>go to dog owner house>entire fucking house smells like shit and everything is greasy>go to cat owners house>room where the litter box is smells like cat shit>go to rodent or bird owner house>entire house smells like a petting zooKeeping dogs (or really any pet) inside is a relatively new idea. I see why, animals stink like shit. I guess cats are least offensive, and maybe some other self cleaning creature like chinchilla.Please bathe your dogs.
>>4768832Its not relatively new unless “new” starts 20-30,000 years ago when cavemen started napping with pet wolves that had basically no function other than eating scraps. You are the relatively new thing. You’re an oversocialized, hypersensitive autist who probably bitches about how dirty the forest is after a 45 minute hike.
>>4768844You can tell hes mentally ill because he thinks dogs smell like shitLol no, they do not. They smell like dog. It ranges from spicy floral to piney to leafy to like cornchips. But apparently redditors grow up smelling nothing but bleach and tater tot casserole so they’d even bitch about the smell of flowers
>>4764355i kick any dog that tries to assualt me
>>4768857>i larpwe can tell, because if you were kicking dogs for sniffing you, you would be bitching about how you hate dog owners for being so violent (the nerve of men to act like men) and complaining about how your nose would never be straight again without surgery
>>4768860didn't read past the first sentence.Yeah I kick dogs that try to touch me, been doing it for a few years. The owners sometimes get mad, I don't care.
>>4768849>>4768844you can just smell the low IQ from these postsdogfags are fucking braindead
>>4768863You sound fat. Get bullied in school?
>>4768867Nope, because I defend myself. Projection much?
>>4768866>get btfo>attempt to say “ur retarded” because no comeback>have to act like a pseud and tip fedora thats the reddit wayChrist is kingBe kind to animals
@4768868Lose weight
>>4766487No food to get disgusted over since the dog smell is overpowering
Its either the same 2 redditors samefagging forever (we have been raided by r/dogfree before) or dog scent is a generic thing like cilantro.
>>4766487Hardware stores are frequented by working class individuals with little regard to taste and even less intellectual ability. You will notice a pattern begin to emerge...
>>4768868Lmao I can guarantee you've never been in any sort of fight or altercation. And even if you were, playing a tough guy on an aztec pottery forum is beyond pathetic.
>>4768900>people who are self sufficient are dumb>i am smart and tasteful. i buy what the tv says and pay those retards to do everything for me. Effeminate pseuds will never not think they are more intelligent for being useless.Kings and princes learned combat and carpentry. Edison and Tesla bought hardware, and you? Hardware stores are the ONLY common stores where you can actually meet a college graduate with a STEM degree by accident. Those of us with real degrees, even lowly CS majors who topped out at discrete mathematics, go to hardware stores. English majors hire contractors. The DIY community is dominated by the educated. We are better than you.
>>4768900Hardware store = 50% contractors, 50% high IQ DIYers who learned the contractors job in an hourDog owners = 50% retards who think their german pitweiller will protect them, 50% high IQs who know dogs are the only good pet and nothing else was ever meant to be domesticated
>>4768913and there’s only two kinds of cat person>idk cats are just cute and convenient>UNLIKE FILTHY STUPUD SHIT STINKING DOG FUCKERS I HAVE TASTE. GO FUCK YOUR DOG, DOG FUCKER! ALL DOGS LITERALLY SMELL LIKE SHIT EAT SHIT ROLL IN SHIT DOGS ARE A RECENT INVENTION TO RUIN SOCIETY DOGS ARE SLAVES CATS ARE FREE IM JUST LIKE UHHHH WHAT WAS HIS NAME *google* SAM CLEMENS HE HAD A CAT TOO
>>4768915>SAM CLEMENSIts funny i've seen a few anti-dog catfags use him as an example of a "supreme gentlemen cat person" but he's famous for praising his dogThen again dog hating redditors are, in this very thread, saying that visiting a hardware store makes you dumb.>self sufficiency, so dumbThey're not the brightest.
>>4768844Honestly the average forest is more comfortable to be in than a dog owners house. Can't really explain why, but it's true
>>4768832>Please bathe your dogs.The average dog owner's idea of a bath is throwing a stick in a muddy river and letting the dog go after it, then shaking itself off after.
>>4768915In the second one
>>4768986*I'm
>>4768982>always have people over>they pet my dog>never even heard complaints while eavesdropping with god tier hearingim convinced you're just poor and only interact with poor people who are too dumb and poor to clean
>>4768988Of course they wouldn't say it while still in your house. But bug their car and see what they say on the ride home.
>>4769018>just bug their carNice attempt at human interaction autist.
>>4764282I don't think that lying about what you want or like to people is very polite, even if it's 100% normalized and deep set in human culture.
>>4764376The aquatic dogs used for duck hunting produce more oil on their fur to resist water or something. They always smell the worst.
>>4769018This is how you virgins think?>>4769088The "residue" could be the white powder, which is dogs version of oily skin. Usually caused by feeding shitty kibble full of carbs and "meal" (rendered garbage). Switch to quality food ie: not purina proplan and it goes away along with that weird stale smell.Feed your dog good, and your dog smells good. Guess what happens to human BO if you eat nothing but mcdonalds (human kibble)?
>>4769104>Guess what happens to human BO if you eat nothing but mcdonaldsIt smells just as shit as if you eat strawberries. People stink, animals stink, everything stinks, there's no sugar coating it.
>>4769109That was my guess too. Don’t think diet has as big an impact on our BO as other animals
>>4764282>Dog owner is oblivious to stank because they are also a filthy chainsmoker
>>4766778mainly anus, as they have the ability to know about our health through poop
>>4769109>4channer insists his ill health and repulsive nature can not be changedjejdogs smell great and there is nothing better than the smell of a sweaty woman with a fat ass and BIG TATAS
>>4768870You sound like a complete schizo.
>>4769644>Offended by jesusJesus is Lord
>>4769647We already have a board for mentally ill people that believe in fairy tales, you should go there. >>>/x/
>>4769651Jesus is basedDogs are basedCope
>>4769394That’s completely wrong, though. It’s one of the main reasons why people from different cultures have different and offensive smells, you can smell the difference and you don’t like it because you aren’t used to it.
>>4768982The forest is more pleasant than everyone’s house. It’s just the nature of a forest.
>>4769657> It’s one of the main reasons why people from different cultures have different and offensive smellsThe only example I can think of for this is Indians with curry food, and that’s just because they use curry for everything so the scent sticks to them
>>4769603>dogs smell greatThat’s a hard no>there is nothing better than the smell of a sweaty woman with a fat ass and BIG TATASThis is correct however
>>4769688Dogs smell great.
>>4764282>to be politeyea because saying "cute dog" isn't enough. the owner forced you to pet it.
>>4766140Dog hereI sniff crotches because I know you can't arrest me for sticking my nose in your wife's pussy As for men, I just wanna know what you ate for breakfast. I'm doing a report
>>4769653Divinely based. Cat worshiping r*dditors can’t compete.
>>4764358you're supposed to lather for 20 seconds dipshit
>>4769685It’s everyone. Indians have a scent that’s particularly offensive to most whites, but I can tell German from Japanese just by the smell of the room, and it’s not a poor hygiene thing.
>>4768832>cats are least offensiveonly because you have toxoplasmosis. every cat owner's house I've been to fucking reeked and they have no idea. you can even smell it on them in publicdogs are bad but not nearly that bad
>be wagie working at big box store>some middle-aged white lady buys a big TV>nice lady but looks like the stereotypical Karen>roll the TV out to the curb on a dolly and she pulls up her SUV>ugly-ass grey-green Toyota 4Runner TRD with all the stupid offroading and tow shit tacked on>she opens the rear hatch>shitbull is there waiting and leaps out>starts sniffing me and running up to other passersby to sniff them too>Karen just does a halfassed "What do you think you're doing?" and lets the dog pee on a public trash can>drags the dog by the collar back into the front seat after I load the TV and drives offI mean at least the dog didn't start barking its head off, but how hard is it to just control your animal? Why even bring your dog to the store just to keep it cooped up in the car anyway? Just leave it at home in the yard. No other pet owners do this thing where they're attached at the hip to their animals out in public.
>>4770421This sounds like an incel fantasy. Just missing the part where her husband tyrone was smoking a joint. But it sounds inconsequential. A dog peed on something outdoors? Heavens no! It blends in with the 10 gallons of bird shit. A dog sniffed someone? Builds character. Even in incel larps they suck at imagining anything interesting. Or maybe he knew people would google for matching news stories.
>>4770421I see why you're a wagie. You're retarded and have no higher function. Dogs are pack animals. They're not hamsters or cats.
>>4770421Made up story aside dogs need to socialize with the general public for their entire life so they’re not afraid of them. Its “ok” if your cat attacks your friends because you dont keep your friends or maybe you dont have any and its just a scratch or nibble that might cause their hand to rot off. Different story with dogs. Even a dog that is justified in biting because of clear provocation and doesnt mean to do more than warn can accidentally a whole finger. Every dog owner HAS to take their dog, from puppyhood, into public places. HAS TO. >but i dont like dogs and they are offending meNot their fault you’re a redditor. Dogs have been documented living in cities since fucking UR. Everyone else is fine with it and most people like dogs.
>>4764282It's very breed dependent. My friend growing up had a miniature schnauzer that was very soft and didn't smell. Now he has a labrador with oily, course fur that is smelly (and annoying).>>4770192Cat houses only smell bad when they are owned by dumb cat ladies with multiple cats at litter boxes everywhere. I own a cat and my house doesn't smell. The worst thing about cats is that they shed fur and you have to use a lint roller on yourself every time you hold one.
>>4770435By breed dependent, you mean its basically just poodles/goldens/labs, mastiffs, and pitbulls. >i dont smell anythingThe first thing i smell is the litterbox. Every time. Dogs can smell good but litterboxes universally smell bad unless you scrub them out with disinfectant every other day. If someone says their house doesnt smell and i know them to be honest i know their cat shits in their neighbors yard and will probably die within 2 years.
>>4770422>>4770425>>4770431>dog off leash sniffed random people and then peed on something used by the public right by the front door of a department store>"UMM CLEARLY THIS IS A MADE-UP STORY YOU INCEL!"lmao dogtards coping and seething as usual whenever people point out how cringe and inconsiderate they and their pets are.
>>4770443>a dog sniffed people and peed on a garbage canTHIS WOULD NEVER FLY IN THR ANIME FOURTH REICHAnyways*yawn*
>>4770447Whom are you quoting?
>>4770443Lol looks like you're mad no one bought your bullshit. Enjoy being a miserable spiteful sack of shit for life.
>>4770447Kek’d
>>4770474>more dogcel copeJust keep your dog on a leash you crybaby reddit fag. Jesus you people are so sensitive and antisocial.
>>4770485Even in larps you're pathetic>a dog sniffed someone and peed on a garbage canlmaoIf someone is offended by a sniffing dog i hope they are. The only people with a common reason to care are muslims, which dont even belong in my country. I walk my dog right next to them on purpose. The allergyfags are already taking pills for their 5 other allergies (oh, to be born in a hospital and raised in an apartment..)
>>4770447Meds - pronto
>>4770421The biggest issue here is that it was a pitbull and something could have easily went wrong as everyone with a brain cell should know but leave it to doggots to gloss over inconvenient facts and just jump to being offended
>>4770485Who's going to stop me?
>>4770545>>4770590Who would win>Edgy, joyless incel that is entertained by imagining purposefully poisoning other peoples pets because a dogs nose brushed up against his pants>Edgy, joyless incel that is entertained by imagining purposefully crushing other peoples pets because his fat beagle got winded trying to chase a cat
>>4770435>I own a cat and my house doesn't smellyou mean YOU can't smell it
>>4764282>pet someone's dog to be polite>hands now have a thick, awful musk scent now, and it won't wash offFinger your auntie's vadge to be polite.Hands now have a thick, yummy musk scent that won't wash off.Sniff sniff.Everyone's a winner, baby!
>"yeah, my dawg stinks! u mad? u mad? ohhh yeaaahhhh! u mad looool!!1!!!"why are dogtards like this?
>>4771210common coping mechanismembrace it and try to make it a point of pride instead of denying it
>>4771210My dog smells good
>>4764522Imo it's not about hair length. Curly-haired breeds smell the most most, while straight-haired breeds with fine and fluffy coats smell the least. Any dog that drools a lot, no matter the coat, will probably smell though.
>>4771478It's also about natural sebum levels and diet, not just how well the coat repels and sheds dirt (a wooly malamute will easily stink, a close-coated malamute/husky will not)Water dogs produce a LOT of skin oil, so much your hands have a substance on them (dried sebum) after touching them, because breeders thought that would totally make them aquatic animals.Poorly fed dogs also have an excess of this smelly white powdery shit.I'm pretty sure that back when dogs were first self-domesticating, all humans interacted with was dogs with husky/wolf-like coats fed a diet of mostly lean protein so they smelled better than the humans. I can't believe people put up with anything else. Have you ever smelled the average bulldog creature, of any size? They all smell like ass sweat.
>>4771490Yeah I know there's a big difference in sebum production, but it's gotta matter how much their fur gets "aired out" due to its physical makeup too right?IIRC the actual nature of a dogs smell depends on the bacterial flora of its skin, as well. Two dogs might have an equally strong smell, while one is just more offensive than the other. I recall a nova scotia duck tolling retriever some friends of the family had which we had over a lot when I was a kid that had a distinctive scent which wasn't unpleasant, more dry and a little spicy (like old books) than the wet-leaves-and-barnyard smell of the typical stinky dog.
>>4771524It's not airing out, it's repelling dirt.Also natural self grooming behaviors. Some dogs have them. Some dogs don't.
>>4771525>it's repelling dirtYeah I guess I can see that, some fur types have this slick low-friction feel to them. Particularly the guard hairs on some double-coated breeds. Purebred wolf fur is a bit like that, almost like a layer of (very long) fiberglass strands over a dense wooly layer.
>>4771469thats what they all say
>>4771527It's the best fur. Soft, sturdy, and smells amazing.
>>4771554Tbh the best-feeling fur I know of is reindeer. The strands are thick, glassy-smooth and very bendy since they're sort of hollow. It's like fluffy teflon. "Luxurious" is the best descriptor.
>>4771549No thats what /an/ posters say because we actually take care of our pets (except for the catfags outside of /kot/ and that guy with the doomed white gsd thing)
>>4771469Only puppies smell good. After they reach maturity they smell like a thick and potent musk that offends the nostrils
>>4771635On top of that your average dog owner neglects proper grooming so it just worsens
>>4771635The thick and potent musk titillates and pleasures my nostrils. Maybe your nostrils are just bitches.
>yeah it stinks but it stinks GOOD to MElol
>>4771781>tittilates Waste of lexicon, where you always one of those kids in class with good grades but questionable conduct?
Oooooo it's so humiliating and degrading when the dog walks up and gets his overpowering musk on your hand and the owner is like "Aww, I think he likes you!" and then the dog sniffs your crotch and the owner giggles. Then it bites your belt and pulls down your pants and underpants because it's too stupid to know that you're not a pack omega. And I really just fucking hate dog owners who let their dogs overpower and penetrate you and drag you into the bushes by the power of their smelly canine knot + dirty, muddy paws. But the absolute WORST bullshit dog owners pull is letting the dog take you home naked and caked in yucky plant debris after hours of rutting in the filthy, stinky bushes to be used as a chew toy/pet onahole by their reeking barbarian mutt in his putrid little backyard. I absolutely hate dog owners!
>>4764282Just don't pet random dogs then. I usually only pet the ones that I think are like in the top 5% cute for that very reason. The rest can go on their merry way without my pets, not like they wont get any from others.
>dog smells him>WHAT THE FUCK?! I DIDN'T CONSENT TO YOUR RABID BEAST BREACHING MY PERSONAL SPACE! THIS IS ASSUALT THIS IS SEXUAL ASSAULT HE SNIFFED MY CROTCH! YOU IRRESPONSIBLE, BIG, STRONG, MASCULINE, UNCARING, TESTOSTERONE FILLED REDNECK WHITE TRASH! THIS SOCIETY ISN'T SAFE WITH YOU! YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS, YOU ARE TOO SPONTANEOUS! YOU ARE NOT NEUROTIC LIKE ME!
>>4771589>and that guy with the doomed white gsd thingQRD?
Can we all agree on this?
>>4772327>Its springtime so all the normies are letting their dogs outside to yap nonstop for 3-6 months straightSigh...
>>4765663>Dogs smell goodok zoophile
>>4772512Appreciate how this guy spent 7 days scouring desuarchive for this photo with the correct unix timestamp so he could look like an oldfag
>>4772515wrong, it just happens to be the first image i ever saved from 4chanyou fuck dogs
Don't mind dogs but I hate the minefields bad owners leave in the parks or even on the streets. I can't fathom why people aren't fined more aggressively for this.
>>4770443What did you expect dogfags are mentally ill after all
>>4770527Do you live in America? If so I suggest you train your dogs not to run up at people. If for any reason whatsoever they run up at a cop, the cop WILL shoot the dog and kill it. And you won't even be able to sue them or get them fired. Even a gun-carrying member of the public might end up doing that, and getting away with it.
>>4764282Dogs are a litmus test for the character of people
>>4770495How about I pee on your trashcan and sniff you faggot?
>>4772530>bestiality obsessionredditor>>4772673larp seethe
For people who have a yard, how do you dispose of the shit that your dog produces, especially large dogs? Do you dig a cesspit somewhere or pick up and throw in the trash every time?
>>4773393Animals in general really
>>4769104you sound like a retard who got his feeding advice from a pet shop cashier
>>4773544I literally have a compost pile for all my waste. Animal waste included.
>>4769088Was watching over a big poodle a couple of times. Very smelly even after a shower.
>>4764376>Golden retriever = very stinky.you're smelling their earsdogs with floppy ears nearly always have ear infections because their owners are retarded and hear "low maintenance dog" and thing that means that it's basically a houseplant
>>4772512you are literally homosexual
>>4773723>He literally spent hours on desuarchive looking for that picture with that filename so he could say he was an oldfag>It backfired, he saved it from an actual fagbestiality obsessed catredditor self own (again)>>4773714its their fur too golden retrievers just smell bad
>at vet waiting room>middle aged woman with dog keeps letting it howl and cry and jump everywhere but makes no attempt to stop it/soothe it because she’s on the phoneGod I hate these people
>>4764378>My theoryis fucking dumb. downies smell bad because they dont know/care about hygiene
>>4775289tbf neither do retarded dogssmarter dogs instinctively lick their paws, legs, belly, etc, and use their wet paws to groom their face. dumb dogs never do this.also floppy ears, and floppy/wrinkled bits in general, are a perpetual bacteria/yeast trap
>>4764282>go to friends house who has a dog>dog is erratic as fuck, jumping on everyone, smearing dog musk on clothes and hands, being aggressive>everyone has to pretend they're okay with it like "ohhhh omg good boy!!!"
>>4775302Sounds made upMaybe you were the only one with a problem due to being a native of r/autism and everyone else was being genuine. Most people like dogs.
>>4775304>Sounds made up
>>4775321>reddit memeyep
>>4773780>>4775302I think everyone can recall something like this. A lot of owners don’t know how to manage active dogs.
>>4775304>Sounds made upNothing about that sounds that crazy at all, what's so far fetched about it? Cope.
In my experience, the smell depends on the dog. Shocker, I know. My parents have three dogs, all the same breed, and they all smell different-- two of them are actually pretty pleasant, but the third one, the youngest, is always kinda stinky, even right after taking a bath. I have no idea why.
>>4775545The part about it being aggressive and “smearing dog musk” makes it sound like a mentally disabled (severely autistic, CWC level) mans account of a friendly golden retriever barking while saying hello.
>>4772669people aren't held accountable for littering or all kinds of petty crimes. imo part of the reason we have so many hard criminals is because the little stuff isn't fully prosecuted.
>>4775554What breed?
>>4775569Considering they literally do that all the time, nah it's reasonable. Someone isn't mentally ill for being disgusting by such things
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