Behold! The perfect organism
the beast.. what a glorious critter...
he me
>>4769038I wish I was he
>>4769022
I used to rule the world, burrows would form when i gave the word.
>>4769152Kek. Excellent word play anon
Better than koala at least.
>>4769022You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its ability to shit in your backyard all the poop it kept for a whole week.
>>4769022why does it have gamer dent
>>4769022I liked the bigger ones better. They were fun to ride
>>4769022undefeated in hanging competitions
>>4769022This man speaks the truth.
Imagine pooping 1/3rd of your body weight. Imagine how good that would feel
>>4769584imagine only needing to poop once a week
>>4769383When/where were you riding sloths?
>>4769587I'm not too far offpractice makes perfect
>>4769157Koalas move faster so I dunno.
>>4772179Sloths probably swim better and they don't all have chlamydia
>>4769152now in the morning i feast alone, sleep in trees i used to roam
>>4774049I used to mow cacti, feel the fear in my predator's eyes.
DId you know sloth triceps are stronger than their biceps?
