Horse GeneralLonely Commute Edition >>4769672 - Old Grey Mare
>>4769846Got the japan one?
god eftermiddag
>>4770006What do those shells that look like little mouths do? What power do they give the wearer?
>>4770091The power to strengthen the rider and give them and the horse waterbreathing when they swim
>>4770094
>warned for posting a picture of a horse with a certain body clipping in the horse general
>>4770110horse enthusiasts are the most oppressed group on the planet
>>4770097it's so nice that being buoyant in the water lets horses lay down just for a second without immediately dying
>>4770170It's what allowed Kelpies to be made. That and malice.
>>4770332Now I wanna see a kelpie horse cosplay
a horse ate me
>>4769732That's a camel you dork
>>4769846What emotion does that convey? I've never really been around horses.
>>4771685>Come here so I can massage you with my horse mouthThey do that really hard into your skin if you're grooming them. It could just be a nervous reaction that horse does but more often than not they're going to trade hurting you for some scratches.
>>4769879I remember him posting LipWiggleJapan.webm too but i never saved it, RIP
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>>4771682Yeah, they don't even have ponuts, they're not allowed in the club.
>>4771803fuggen saved, thanks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_historical_horses
>>4772012https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theoretical_horsesThat list doesn't even have Lady Wonder the horse that could not only talk but also see the future.
>>4772074I believe love for equine form transcends any homophobic and/or homoplilic tendencies.
>>4772074Mares have a higher killcount against horses than Stallions.Baby, kick these homos.
>>4772101Based maretribution
>>4772074kill yourself
>>4771682Camels are just middle eastern horses
>>4772601Look Hawtins, a non-LGBTQQIAAP, he will be rounded up shortly.
>>4772074gay men should never ride stallions
I love this gait
>>4773194they run so funny
>>4773194it runs weird
>>4773201>>4773213It's basically like breeding a lisp or stutter into a human, we've made them autistic for our amusement. It's almost robotic.
>>4773194>we bred them wrong, as a joke!
>>4773222trips of truth
>>4773194>tiktokhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo
>>4773231>bredIt's tough? You can see some of the horses wearing shoes in that video. Heavy shoes that make horse hooves go OUCH every step.
>>4773312illegal
>>4773265>youtube linksilence boomer. vertical videos show well on mobile devices, which is at least 50% of the people here. I even downscale them to look fine on 1080p desktop displays with a taskbar and browser bar.
>>4773335I've talked to horses and they're only OK with being viewed on monitors.
they secretly know how to use our implements . . . im scared bros, hold me
>>4773335>50%normies get out reeee
>>4773335god I wish I was the horse
Are there any other horse monuments?
>>4773549They are the most statued creature ever
>>4773395https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans
>>4769674what was he fleeing from
>>4773549
>>4773633This horse killed it's creator.
>>4773633In a sane world that entire airport would have been bombed to the ground the moment it was erected
>>4773633why is it always stallion statues
>>4773804you can pretty clearly see that it isn't erected though
>>4773846Don't even think about posting that certain giant Hungarian stallion statue. Its giant feature has the power to give you multi day board vacation.
>>4773636kinda a based way to go, can't lie
>>4773929Every single day I am brutalized by horses.
>>4773930it happens
>>4773925Ok now I’m curious…
What's the best weapon for defeating horses?
>>4774177Food, they literally will not stop eating
>>4774177To defeat the horse, first you must become the horse.
How do you think (you) would react if a horse walked up to a fence and started talking to you?
>>4774201There's no way a horse butt can be this big. I call shoop.
>>4774288I want to come inside Mr. Ed
where da whorses atwe want da mare booty
>>4770110>A certain body clippinghmmm...
>>4773846This. The world needs more statues of mares.
>>4774177him
For me, it's the pinto.
>>4774790based
>>4774790>>4774805It's a shame they're endangered as a result of overfarming for their delicious frijoles, but I'm not willing to give up Mexican food to save them from being ground up for beans.
>>4774833
>>4774652What the FUCK is his problem?
>>4774599Someone has jerked it to this surely
>>4773599fleeing from? he had a big race in Brisbane to get to
>>4774944Yes, it was me.
>>4775227Based
>>4775227
>>4773175to bad, straightoid
>>4775386That poor foal.
The foal form is awkward
>>4775732I like when they bite the air to say>I'm just a little baby, do not hurt me, I'm still working this out
>>4775723Who's the poor foal now?
>>4775732It takes a few weeks for their bones to harden after hatching from their larval form, until then the foal will have to subsist entirely on milk from their mother and what small birds and animals they can catch in their webs
>>4775732>>4775768horse physiology is so fascinating…
What does a mare in heat smell like?And do horses like their hooves being rubbed?
>>4775738Was expecting him to get kicked in the head
this is a little mean dontchya think?>comments disabled
>>4769674>casually window-shopping horses, as you do>consider equine adoption>get curious, look into it>the bigger organisations, like the blue cross and the rspca, about what you'd expect>mostly ponies, mostly old and disabled, non-ridden companions, makes sense>adoptions are complete, you get the support of the organisation but ultimate ownership falls to you (should you fail you have to return the horse to the org)>sounds good>check out smaller rescues>again, mostly non-ridden companion ponies>what's this though?>'this 12hh horse must live in a herd of only mares, and at least 5 of them. anything else won't be considered'>uh..Okay.>'this perfectly healthy 2 year old to make 16hh is to NEVER be ridden EVER>what why is there something up with him?>'HE JUST ISNT OKAY?!?!? NON-RIDDEN COMPANION ONLY!!!!'>check out adoption rules>the charity retains 100% ownership of the horse >you loan the horse, on a 'permanent' loan contract >basically you will pay them so you can care for their horse>and since they retain 100% legal ownership, they can take the horse back at any time, for any reason>you can't transport the horse anywhere ever, you won't have the passport since you're not the owner>every important decision regarding the horses health (like vet visits) will have to go through the owner, the rescue>check out the blog/about us page>'This is sparky he's 11h and 21 years old he's been with us for 5 years and no one wants to adopt poor sparky oh poor sparky are you just so unlovable?'>'NON-RIDDEN COMPANION ONLY. NO DRIVING, NO LUNGING, NO LIBERTY TRAINING, NO YARD DOGS AND CANT LIVE WITH DONKEYS, GOATS, GEESE OR HORSES OVER 14HH. SPARKY HAS PREVIOUSLY PARALYSED A CHILD'>my fucking face when
>>4776412I was looking for another horse to start to train in as my horse starts to age out, and I found that my local rescue is basically just as deranged as yours with ownership clauses (though most of their non-crippled horses, they didn't seem to have any issue with people riding). One demand that made me laugh is you must consent to being weighed periodically, and while yes, fat people hurt horses and they need to do fork putdowns until they aren't fat any longer, the idea that they could demand you go get weighed is amazing. Also it's not any cheaper than just buying a 2 year old from a breeder.
>>4774177A plastic bag tied to a stick
>>4775738knows a rapist when she sees one
>>4774310your rightthat butt is kinda small for a horse, desu. That's probably a minature pony in that picture.
Stallions love human men.
>>4777164They feel kinship with us
>>4777128This really says a lot about society
>>4770097mofos must love the salt
>>4771711so they're itchy?
>>4777346>DSL on the horseOh my
>>4777364Allogrooming is a big part of horse culture. They're inviting you in.
>>4774310it's two different horses, one close to the camera and one far.
mares, gotta cooooooom!
>>4777567Do you think they were impressed by that display
>>4769674>Old Grey Marehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZiEU6C9ZZA
>>4777600>its chewsday innit
>>4774944Anyone who hasn't jerked to Sgt. Reckless isn't a real patriot.
>>4777567He's doing an impression of a horse general regular.
>>4777668>Earbonnet set>wig flowingIt's pony bully time
>>4777567He's just like me.
If you kiss a horse on the mouth it's an instant jail term.
>>4777668Famine that’s cool hair I mieke the red coolir Yous shodufld makeh more oft thisue bodeos
What song do you have lined up for when you have to push your horse friend off of the bridge because she became evil?
>>4777930https://youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?t=172
>>4777710I fucking love this webm! horses are so cute and affectionate!
>>4777567Kind of a small load
>>4777984they miss you when you're gone
>>4777987not really, let's see how your loads look from 20 ft away
>>4777987… do they let out more than that? I thought they were mostly one pump chumps and got everything out at once
>>4778279Zebras do, they have a 1.3 liter load.
>>4778730The gravy zebra does that to flush out enemies genetic material
>>4777999God I wish that were me
>>4778814Mmmm, gravy.
>>4777999mmmh, minerals.
>>4777999You just know
>>4779011>whatcha doin anon
>>4779011>do you have food in your pockets?
>>4778950Now why would someone give a horse free access to their bedroom...
I never been around horses, but heard they are kinda stupid in general. Is that true?
>>4779616They're smarter than dogs in many ways, but they also do some pretty dumb things.
>>4779329And you think it's okay the other way around with us having free access to theirs while they don't have access to ours? Preposterous.
>>4779616I find it best to think of them as having a split maresonality. They have the panicky prey side that has kept them alive for millions of years that's sole drive is to spastically flail and get out of danger immediately and that's when they make stupid mistakes. As long as you do not activate the prey side by wearing a long coat on a windy day or a weird hat they're pretty clever and have long memories for people and voices and like complicated games.
>>4779640>>4779648cute, but bit scary given how big they can get
>>4776412Worse than dog rescues. At least with dog rescues you own your pitmutt.
>>4776412>>4776427>>4779725Meanwhile horses get culled left and right because people who owned them die of old age and leave horses behind who can't find anyone to take care of them before the land they were on gets bulldozed and turned into apartment areas.
>>4779740Ok. And?
A stove!
>>4779740Yes and when the cops walk into your house they will shoot your dog for making noise and moving towards them, even if jt is a golden retriever, and even if you were not dead. They will even call your dog over just to magdump into it even as it runs away. Did you think horses are special in being unfairly executed?
>>4779858>cops walk in and shoot my dog and steal my guns because they thought they smelled weed>the horse they walked past on the way in:
>>4779648>As long as you do not activate the prey side by wearing a long coat on a windy day or a weird hatWhy would that trigger it
>>4779973
>>4779911The apex predator of the hyracotherium was a fedora toting trenchcoat guy
>>4780057what does minimum dominance look like
>>4780208This is a blue board, anon.
>>4780208
Anyone else every try to find the mysterious island of the Houyhnhnms?
>>4780217my wife farny…
>>4769674He's made it some distance and picked up a friend.
>>4780217I remember
>>4780057
>>4779973I didn't touch horse nose so long
The foals are born eager for turmoil and strife
>>4780512>violent nosebleeding RIP white horse.now I'm sad
>>4780580if their karen maren mothers were around that fun would have gotten disbanded in mere milliseconds
>>4780580That’s a lot of energy
>>4780597Damn didn’t even notice that Maybe it’s still alive?
>>4780665I hope so but since this is a horse in a professional field I don't have high hopes
unicorns are horses who are just a little bit more horny.
>>4774061I don't have a picture on hand but there's a horse statue up in the castle district in Budapest (actually really close to where I live), and it's pretty much tradition for local students to rub the horse's ballsack before exams "for good luck", which means that single part of the statue is always shiny. You can look up "Hadik András szobor" or "András Hadik statue" if you want to see it.
>>4780840that really looks so out of place
>>4780214hide yo kids, hide yo wife
look at this cute lil filler
>>4781221Cute indeed
>>4780840I have a Hungarian friend who told me the same kek, though I think he said it was for all occasions or something
>>4781221Fresh horse.
>>4781116Oh how the tables have turned
>>4781221Fresh from the oven
>tfw the barn witches "accidentally" cut all the hooves off the new foalI understand why we used to burn them
>>4781385Is it some form of evil perversion to take a critter and completley remove from it all the instinct it has to survive by turning it into a cuddly little hothouse flower that just wants to love all day? Cause I think I like it and I am not sure how to feel about that. Am I a bad person?
>>4781420They still have their prey side that will stampede through a pile of babies if a plastic bag spooks them, don't worry.
>>4781428I want to have pelvis shattering sex with the psychomare
>>4781428It’s pretty concerning. Knowing that one moment they can be chill and the next they’re trying to kick everything and anything in sight to death
>>4781451If you fully know the horse it's less likely to happen
>>4781430The nice mare is clearly the more aggressive.
Another horse being lowered beneath the water to tow boats. When will this savage practice be stopped?
How much does it REALLY cost to own and train a "war"horse?It is perfectly legal to ride a horse in the road while in full harness, and I intend to exercise my rights.
>>4769770Last time I sprayed an ass that big, I was drunk in college.
How come no ones bred a horse breed for dairy production? I feel like its a missed opportunity
Are you afraid of what trots in the dark?
>>4781686post cavalry saber, carbine, revolvers (2 of them) and stetson
>>4781874>He doesn't know about the secret mongolian dairy horses
>>4781917i must import vast numbers of them so i can corner the american market on mares milk
>>4781874>what's a bashkir?
>>4781878I was cutting across a field at night and I heard weird sounds and when I turned I saw a star floating towards me across the field. I started to run and it sped up and I didn't know what was going on but it turned out to be a curious horse with a white flash on the face.
>>4781945hand them over
>>4781949You cannot handle my milk mares, traveler. Find some other breeder with less milky horses.
>>4781457That’s a surprisingly tiny brain
>>4781917
>>4781976Meaty cerebellum though.
>>4781874First, as it's already been stated in here that the Mongolians already cornered that market for alcohol production.Second but related to the first, mare's milk is so high in sugar that it acts like a powerful laxative. So if you tried to drink a bottle of unfermented mare's milk you should be ready for the coming gastric exorcism.
>>4782172Buuuuuullllshiiiiiiit. I drink a bottle of organic mare milk at least once a month. https://maresmilk.co.uk/the-farm/
>>4782172Jamiroquai looking fresh with his horse
>>4782329Ehhhh I guess I can kind of see it if I squint
>>4782172The reason Mongolians ferment their milk is because they don’t have the genes for lactase permanence, so they use microbes to make it digestible for them.>>4782321It is sweeter than cow milk though, which is one of the reasons it can ferment to alcohol, you can’t make kumis with cow milk (you can with yak and sheep milk though).
>>4782849Definitely sweeter.
>sitting in a neon lit hellhole>*Toto's Africa blares on the speakers*>Mare walks up and passes you a horse drink >realise you're in the neightiesHow would you honestly react?
>>4782866Higher lactose content.
>>4782849Damn, good point. Easy to forget the vast majority of Asia can’t actually drink milk without shitting themselves uncontrollably, I always kind of assumed Mongolians could though
more filly.
>>4783365I can't remember if it's colts or fillies that flehmen the most. One of them is basically flehmening the whole time. It's all new to them.
>>4773335YJN
>>4776221Raw sex, and probably not
>>4783567dumb ESL
[Sad News] Gypsy retard's barn burned down and killed a flopgang stallion.
lip wigglelip wiggle JAPAN
>>4784140
>>4784154>lipspin
>>4784154>lip windmillWhenever I think "hey, all things that could be invented are already invented" some horse proves me wrong and invents something new.
>>4784154she’s cutewould bone her
>>4784500What about the woman in the green shirt?
>>4784552I knew someone was going to go for this joke
>>4769749good buddy
>>4777567He sure is having a blast!
>>4781221Aw what a cutie.>friesian Shame about that though.
>>4785257stop horsing around
Why are sorcerers and horses natural enemies?
>>4785882we call them horserers
>>4785882Sorcerers remind horses of barn witches and their atrocities
Is Cavalia horse enough? Is it easy enough to follow?
>>4785583Why
>>4786103what hotel is this where they give you a horse roommate
>>4786158it's a honeypot now
>>4786181I heard it's in California. Nobody that checks in ever leaves though, must be a really good hotel.
what can horses contribute to the dialogue?
>>4786235More than you think
>>4786290Don’t think that last part happened for some reason
Why are so many people sexually attracted to horses?
>>4786324It did actually. Source: My own ancestral blood memory
