Toadlining is the answer to the shitbull question.

are j*nnies deleting all toadline threads now?

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>>4770661
looks like it

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They are regressing into subspecies.

>>4770661
Why do so? We aren't breaking any rules or causing any trouble.

>>4770795
only schizoposting is allowed according to them

>>4770790
Name? Stud fee?

>>4770802
Toadposters are truly the most oppressed group

>>4770820
I tried reverse searching the image but it only gave me pugs

>>4770661
Damn I didn’t realize before. The end of the toad is upon us

>>4771067
Do not be demoralized brother, the seem will continue

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>>4770661
Scary time to be alive.

They probably saw the OP's pic and the first post replying with "Eugenics" and assumed it was a stealth /pol/ thread by mistake...well...at least I assume that this was all a mistake...

I wonder how the improved toadline family tree being by that one anon is going

Love these li'l guys like you wouldn't believe

We need a dopeline
METH X PERC20
2X LUCY 3X TRANQ

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We need to go back.

>>4771147
The dopeline would be a toadline branch that involves getting the dogs extremely fucking high before breeding, do this for a couple generations until their blood gets you high

>>4770661
they're part of the skeem

>>4771074
considering the amount of shit threads that are actual bait or bot threads that live for ages on this board, i doubt. hope this janny slips on some street fecal matter and hits his head so hard they put him on a boat to float downriver.

>>4770661
I was wondering about that.
I didn't get a ban nor a warning for the last Toadline thread I made.
If I broke any rules with the last thread it was not explained to me.

Could be a rouge janny just getting mad about either the existence of the dogs or mistaking us for Pitbull enthusiasts?

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Anyways, got more of the family tree put together.
I have the inbreeding coefficient estimates in excel and will add them after the chart is done.

Funny enough your average toadline isn't really as inbred as you would think for at least the first 3 generations, at least not that much more when compared to Gottiline.
Gottilines averaged around (45% to 60%)
Early Toadlines averaged around (55% to 68%)
It was not until breeders became way more accepting of just breeding siblings and parent to siblings that some of these Toadlines started getting extremely bad. Most of the Gottilines had their inbreeding done through first, second, and third cousins.

After recalculating up to ET, ET has an inbreeding coefficient of roughly 90.08%. Which is probably going to be the highest for any dog until I get to Doughboy.

>>4771207
This ain't a family tree, this is a family tube map!

>>4771213
>family snakes and ladders

>>4771207
>Juan Gotti begat Blue Rhino, Doja DNA-P, King Henry, and Black Pearl Star
>Blue Rhino and Doja DNA-P begat Blackace
>King Henry and Black Pearl Star begat Godzukee
>Blackace and Godzukee begat Romeo DNA-P
No fucking way
So wait
Blue Rhino is 50% Juan Gotti
Black Ace is still 50% Juan Gotti
Godzukee is also 50% Juan Gotti
So Romeo DNA-P manages to be the great-grandchild of Juan Gotti while being 50% Juan Gotti because all his four grandparents are literally brothers and sisters
What kind of freak show is this

>>4771204
Janice disappeard two of my dough buy threads, this is my third. No bans or watnings.

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>>4771207
What the fuck is that tree even

>>4770661
the jannies are tranny archons trying to prevent us aryans from unlocking our therapsid souls via transmutation of pitbulls. don't worry brother, the skeem will be seen out.

>>4770820
No idea on name and price, but knowing backyard breeders. He is probably named foreskin in all caps.

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>>4771207
The more you look at it the more horrifying it becomes. Just look at Mr Miagi's lineage alone.

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>>4770632
>>4770855
>>4771067
>>4771153
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>>4771253
>The SKEEM has fallen
>Billions must be SMASHED and SLAMMED

>>4771201
>>4771253
jej

>>4771153
I‘m waiting for a toadline enthusiast to name their creation ‚Dimetrodon‘, or let‘s say in nog jargon, Dime-o Tru Don.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG6RWR3EW-0

These guys make buying a dog look like a big drug deal.

>>4771540
>got some of that high quality white stuff, fresh or frozen

>>4771540
now I want rapper who raps about how he used to sell mr miagi dna on the corner

>>4771250
Miring that time code.

>>4770547
I remember when this "meme" wasn't a meme and it wasn't tainted by normalfags, toadline used to be kino now it's trash

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>>4771578
this just reminds me that AI generated toads are almost indistinguishable from the real thing because of how many variations you have on the basic toad morphology.

>>4771583
That is a photoshop not ai.

>>4771585
i know, the same principle sort of applies though. suspension of disbelief is a given once you have enough toad exposure. at a certain point you just accept things that would once be unthinkable as mundane. it's the power of a 0.98 coefficient of inbreeding.

>>4771578
of thot angle

>>4771207
Nice job king

>>4771207
Amazing

>>4771343
Lower left corner looks incredibly inbred physically, E.T and ancestor

>>4770547
https://youtu.be/TW7tmzz06vY?si=TWyLdSj6HW0Cubyd

>>4771704
Kek

>>4771207
I’m literally fucking speechless right now. Like I always just assumed they were mixing Frenchie in there but I’ll be damned. These retards literally bottlenecked genetics so hard they made a god damn circle out of a genetic line in a rabid pursuit of devolution. This is a literal crime against nature. Holy fuck.

>>4771816
Dough Boy is actually so inbred he'd qualify as an inbred lab strain. scientists slam rats and fish to create nearly genetically identical populations to do studies that control for genetic factors. This is the first dog I am aware of that anyone has done this to.

>>4771207
This is actually worse than anything I have seen as a Crusader Kings 2 deviant

>>4771207
I feel like you could send this to 60 Minutes or Vice and get a quick response about where this would make for a interesting story

>>4770632
Based. The genetic fate they all deserve.

>>4771816
They have such sights to show you

>>4771207
I'd complain about the graph looking a little messy but I think that's a problem with the breeders rather than your design skills.

>>4771207
nice job anon

>>4771984
Toadline breeders made an ouroboros of inbreeding
>>4772000
This dude ain't gonna seduce anyone to be his victim, in fact he's the victim

>>4772011
That's not a toadline that's a fucking swoleline

>>4771207
Cute lil niggas be gettin they smashh 'n' slamm on up in this bitch, but guess what, the nerdy white boys can't handle it, baka. Yall needa try getting some stink on yo dick fo a change, DAMN FOR REAL.

>>4771207
thanks anon, I always come here for the family trees. The Romeo DNA-P lineage is pure insanity... Excited for the COIs.

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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Slam Em All 1989
I am Smash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD DOGS

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>>4772124

>>4772123
this is the first time I've posted in one

>>4772231
This is probably the first they've seen a person in weeks.

>>4772238
well, except for the 45 year old hispanic man with full sleeve tattoos that manually jerks them off every other day

I have successfully made a scraper for bullydex, what's a good graph type for visualization? Normal force directed doesn't make it clear where the root is, and I cannot use a standard "tree" since they are basically bushes with all the inbreeding.

>>4772276
>every other day
you mean at least thrice a day

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>>4772276
>everyother day
Should be three times a day, to maximize sperm sales.

>>4772278
Just a heads up for bullydex, sometimes the names on there are not consistent and multiple entries of the same dog can exist. For example IB's Bape, and Interstate Bape refer to the same dog, and Juan Gotty and The Notorious Juan Gotty also refer to the same dog.
Some entries may also have incomplete pedigrees and may need to be cross referenced to other pedigrees.

>>4772295
I just realized that boo-boo was loaded like 4 times with different IDs. Oh well.

>>4772295
shouldn't be too hard to get it to clean something like that up.

>>4772238
nah, those cages are clean. it looks like they're keeping them in a room in the house they use for other stuff so they probably get taken out to shit and piss. it's still hilarious that they have them stacked like fucking reptile enclosures though.

>>4772099
Toadline blood will be the next drug crisis after fentanyl

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>>4771161
the future is now. i smoke dried toad blood to get high.

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>>4771841
now they just have to start selling these things to universities and pharma companies, and suddenly it can go legit, with an actual consumer base besides pyramid members

>>4772436
when the scientists do this they're typically trying to create genetically homogeneous animals that have as few health issues as possible, bullies wouldn't qualify. the rats they use have a high rate of cancer but rats only live to like 2 years old anyways.

>>4771207
more like a family bramble

>>4772647
The skeem is stronger than amogus

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>>4772122
Bro is channeling his arcane SKEEM magic through the TOADs kek

>>4771816
I used to get mad about bullies because this is animal abuse but then i realized they're made from pitbulls and frankly, bullification should be mandatory for them. its the only way to make those ugly aggressive dogs cute, silly and harmless.

>>4772769
Honestly not the worst viewpoint. The mistake was already made making pitbulls. Should be lesson learned, but not learning the lesson and mitigating the mistake with a less harmful one also works.

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>>4772647
Tossline bros...

>>4772769
>I used to get mad about bullies
Imagine getting angry at SMASHED and SLAMMED threads. At least you grew out it, but the SKEEM is not entirely pitbulls.

>>4771577
>I SMASHED before it was popular
lol, lmao even

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>>4771540
>I want a low energy dog that can barely walk
Least psychopathic Toadline owner

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>>4771577
>I remember when this "meme" wasn't a meme and it wasn't tainted by normalfags

>>4772232
>this is the first time I've posted in one

>>4772647
kekkin’

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Ok. So I have been lurking and contributing to TOADLINE threads for about a year and half now and I have a lot of thoughts swirling my mind. I am considering getting into the SMASH and SLAMMED game. I have grown desentised to the supposed taboo that these sogs possess and my intentions have gone from humorous morbid curiosity to admiration and appreciation for the TOAD form. Seeing these lineages evolve in real time gives me a parasocial connection to the SKEEM, like I am witnessing the formulation of an entire breed like the early days of GSD breeding...only I have been born just in time to see it all first hand. I almost want to get a TOADLINE, but I know they wouldn't last long. Yet I still want to participate in this blooming industry. So I have thought about it and I have decided that a decent investment of my money in terms of valuable assets, and one way of me being part of this EXOTIC tapestry, is collecting TOADLINE semen. I want to be that guy who 10 years from now, when BAPE is long dead, who can say he has the seed of BAPE and if he wanted to he could resurrect that now dead branch of the family tree with my own line. Almost like a guy who can brag about having the lineage of a famous track horse live on through his ranch. Only my lineage will still look like ranch dressing until I can settle down to then start up my own proper breeding operation with seed of some the SKEEM's finest specimens. So what I want to know is how long can semen last long term and what equipment would I need to ensure that I can keep them fresh as long as possible and how difficult is it to import animal semen? Does fertility success rate decrease as time goes on? Do you need to use the whole vials for one insemination or can you do a little bit of it to keep some leftover for further use? Would you need to use a medium to suspend the little bit of semen to bulk it up if it was possible?

>>4772011
>the mfn shemale
>pic has a child conveniently labeled "the child"
this image is 589x943 pure gold

>>4772970
Anons have said similar stuff before kek

>>4772887
I had no idea it was a thing on this board until now

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>>4772970
>Owned by @apeknucklebullies
>Fucking Ape Knuckle Bullies

>>4772883
yes

>>4772769
When was the last time you heard a Toadline traveling for miles to maul a child?

They still may be mentally pitbulls, but they are nearly physically incapable of hurting someone. Although I am sure their bites still hurt due to their head size.

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>>4773052
>They still may be mentally pitbulls
I don't know about this. When you look at a shitbull you can see the malevolence in its eyes, its nervous desire to murder.
What do you see here?

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>>4773112
they have a pitbull brain working at 10000 ping

>>4773114
No thats just toad/frog behaviour.

>>4773112
>what do you see here
Some awfully feminine legs

>>4773112
Well they are bred from pitbulls, there was nothing really done to suggest they lost the genes that made their ancestors aggressive dogs.

The only thing I can tell is that some of later toadlines had boxer-pitbull mixes in their lineage. Which may have reduced their aggression, but that is the only thing that I could imagine that could reduce their aggression at a psychological level, and even then this is a very small percentage and only some toadlines even have any percentage of boxer in them.

why do they call the toadlining business the 'skeem'?

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>>4773052
a toadline cant maul a toddler, one, a typical toddler is faster than any toad ambling i've seen. toads can't run like normal dogs they just have this weird ambling waddle that maxes out at maybe 2-3 miles per hour.
two even if it did get its mouth on one, it cant stay locked because it needs as much of its airway as possible, it cant breathe through its nose alone, it needs to wheeze to have a chance at getting enough oxygen.

>>4773279
NTA but thanks, I learned something today. lmao @ these monstrosities. Can't even maul a toddler without having to stop and breathe.

I don't know how things works in NA, but why peta or any sane animal protection organization are not interested to stop this?

>>4773314
There are tons and tons of shitty backyard breeders treating their dogs like shit and abandoning them later. This is a blip but they probably treat it like any other puppy mill. I think this is more the domain of the ASPCA.

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>>4773314
Certainly some of the breeders are treating their dogs like a puppy mill, others don't. These dogs seem like they get special treatment in some cases because of the high price tag.
Although going through pedigree after pedigree, most of the sires are treated much better than the dams. Especially since the dams are going to be constantly pregnant and most of the breeders don't really seem to really care since the females don't really get that "OG look" of a blocky head and muscles due to sexual di-morphism.

>>4773360
I need all the names of the cum named toadlines

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RIP

>>4773402
Do they ever go into detail about how the toadies died?

>>4773414
Well no,
but look at them
>>4773402
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>>4773360
Their nostrils are nearly completely closed there is no way they could easily breath normally and I remember hearing from somewhere that they are prone to heart murmurs. Not only that they don't get much exercise due to their bodies.
It would be likely that heart disease is the leading killer of toadlines.

>>4773360
shes my favorite femtoad.

did you know? Mr Toad's DNA sequence was first discovered written on the walls of an ancient Egyptian tomb. This is where the term pyramid skeem comes from.

>>4773453
toads existed back then? maybe there’s something more to this…

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>>4773472
Just as how the pharaohs are inbred (severely for some, like good old tutankhamun) and were seen as gods, the toadies were meant to be created in their image.

This thread is fucking gold, what on earth are these creatures

God will truly reset earth this time

>>4773360
>>4773394
>>4773396
>>4773397
Imagine being the professional photographer who was contacted to take these pictures.
>hey man wuts up???? i need some reel hi quality pics of my bitch CUM RAG, imma pay u 500 even but u better do that BAD ASS BITCH RIGHT!! wile ur here u could also take a pic of FATSO if ur down, aight??

>>4773488
>the professional photographer
Pretty sure they just take the photos themselves
Just look at that 90s-00s era tier web design/posters

>>4773508
Actually they will pay a graphic design artist commissions for these images.
https://bannerpedia.com

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What a faggot.

>>4773510
lmao imagine paying money for such a basic bitch poster you can make yourself using gimp/ pirated copies of photoshop.

>>4772885
>even dogfighting enthusiasts are disgusted by toadline breeding
kek

>>4772125
Um excuse me????
They inbred these mfs so hard that one was born a hermaphrodite?? And they named it GENDER BENDER aka TRANNY and parade it around on social media like this dog is a champion?????
They're truly just like us

>>4772401
That pic
>posted 24th March
RIP FENTANYL ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
>posted 6 April
Holy shit lmfaooooo check it out on their Instagram it's real. These dogs have the lifespans of a gnat

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>>4773557
Poor dog managed to have a litter, the skeem continues.

Some dogs like Mr Miagi lived for 12 years, Pimpy is going to turn 7 sometime this year.

Some toads can live for a decent amount of time, then you get these dogs that just die before they turn 2.

>>4770547
>>4771207
The other day I posted an inbreeding thread and /an/ told with enough inbreeding, the animals would eventually develop resistance to the bsd traits that occur due to inbreeding. So why hasn't it happended with toadlines yet? Or will it happen eventually?

>>4773511
Oh shit OP got turned into a toadline by a toadwizard

Toadbros are we STAMPIN???

>>4773114
my sides

>>4771207
Juan Gotty is the key to all of this

>>4773557
he only died because i killed him to get high on his blood nigga. read the post.

>>4773472
the skeem was the foundation of the global antediluvian civilization.

>>4773568
Keep inbreeding and culling the weak and eventually you either have an inbreeding resistant strain (all homozygous and no recessive genetic disorders) or they all fucking die from horrible diseases. Toadlines are bred immediately on sexual maturity and they don't care to remove the ones with genetic disorders.

>>4773404
Aren’t these things just pugs or French bull dogs at that point?

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hi guys i really wanna get into the toadline memes, where do i start?
is there any special famous/infamous bully i should know about?

>>4773652
Step 1: Get familiar with and learn to appreciate with the OG looks of Mr. Miagi
After that you can start branching out into more recent dogs and lines like CUM-RAG (rip), Mr Toad and Venom.

>>4773676
>CUM-RAG (rip)
what happened?

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>>4773692
Do they actually bond with these half-conscious monstrosities? Is this man's grief genuine?

>>4773768
His grief is over the loss of income.

when i check toadline the stud fee is sometimes more than the sale price of the dog, or am i mixing things up?
this doesnt makes sense.

does anyone have some sites where you can buy a miniature exotic bully?
i wanna know how much people pay for them

>>4773768
I'd like to think so but >>4773774 is probably right. 10 breedings in 72 hours is a lot of fucking money.

>>4773778
cant he just jack off the dead bullie for like at least 2-3 times?

>>4773784
He probably did.
>>4773778
Remember, '10 breedings in 72 hours' is only what the dog missed out on.
Was probably cumming out dust by the time his heart decided to quit.

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>>4771207
And now all that's left is to cross Bape with ET.

>>4773857
Wrong!
I am missing the dams that are in doughboy's pedigree.

https://files.catbox.moe/zo1b4h.jpg

>>4773563
>Fentanyl
this is just trashy

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>>4773861

>>4773857
i thought bape is not breeding anymore, i think 2023 was the last year they used him

I'm tired of the NEET life. If I buy one of these and spend all day jacking it off, how much money will I make?

>>4773607
You greedy bastard I only was able to get a shot glass of his blood to smoke while you straight up drained him dry of blood

>>4773899
Well you would have to first make connections and socialize with the walking ghetto stereotypes that are toadline breeders, then you have to choose a mainstream social media to advertise and also further socializing and communication, finally make a schedule for breedings or semen sales.

>>4774108
there’s money to be made from its suffering

>>4774112
I can see why they crop the ears, toadies with ears look like goblins
>the puppy's anger
Are the toadies born sentient and smart but then become lobotimites as they grow older?

>>4773865
Nice

>>4773652
good condensate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi7yWdF7m_s
some memes who have faded a bit
SMASH AND SLAMMED
He's even sporting a chain
"My little toadie" pasta
SEMEN FRESH AND FROZEN AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE
there aren't that many iconic ones besides maybe that early black background poster
if you're really gonna be hardcore, just go through all threads with this image (>>4773240) on desuarchve, it goes back to 7 years ago

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>>4774112
>>4774164
dae wonder if bullies are forced to exist because of all the bad karma regular pibbles built up. because spiritual stuff brute-forces physical stuff to happen cuz that's how life is.
so like, maybe the pibbles that mauled kids have to be reborn as bullies.
past life karma can be a real bitch.

>>4772011
Is that Ahmed the Clock Kid?

>>4774164
lmao i love this

>>4774274
thanks
do you have the my little toady pasta?
>its kinda like a pyramid skeeme
fucking lmao

>>4771207
I love this board

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My child, my sweet little toadie, you are young. And you are happy. You enjoy frolicking in the sun, the grass. You enjoy getting pats and rubs and ups from the tall ones. You enjoy spending time with me, your elder. However, you are naďve. Your innocence will beget a great despair, a great anger at events in the future regarding the circumstances of your birth. Though it may be difficult and even frightening to hear, I must tell you about them, my child, for this is depth of the love I have for you.

There will come a day where the world will conspire against you. Already, those who saw fit to arrange the event of your birth have also made sure to SLAM your genes. Soon, gravity will SMASH your bones. A tremendous weight on your ribs will appear, and it will be hard to breathe without feeling you could COLLAPSE at any moment. Every time you move, your joints will be GRINDED together. It will be hard to stand, hard to breathe, hard to simply sit down and be.

I do not tell you this to dissuade you from living, my little toadie; quite far from it. I tell you this so that you may make peace with it, for no matter the cost of staying alive, your will to continue on in spite of everything must remain unBROKEN.

It is never a bad thing to exist, my child. No matter what complications it brings, no matter how malformed, MAIMED, or peverse its reason for existing may be, the gift of life is always a blessing, not to be squandered.

Even now, as I stand here and tell you this, I ache. Across my body, there is a dull thronging of pain, one that has never quite felt welcome. It is hard to see out of my own eyes at times. These bones of mine require more and more rest every day—and yet, I am content. For I am cared for, by you, by the tall ones. I am warmed by the big heat in the sky. I am still baffled by the ecstasy of a cool drink.

You must always keep sight of this, my sweet toadie. That you, too, are permitted to seize the day, no matter how CRUSHED you may become.

>>4774398
>>4774526

>>4773652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYY43d0KMao

>>4774486
They look like zombies

>>4774486
They don't just look like toads but they behave like them also

>>4774486
>>4773114
Toadlines may just be the least intelligent dog breed.

>>4774723
They're smart when they are young but become lobotmized as they get older until they can't recognize how fucked their situation is

Imagine if a Toad breeder decides instead of SMASHING and SLAMMING bullies he instead decides to STRETCH and STRENGTHEN bullies, those bullies would become bigger than that pitbull named hulk

>>4774971
They are becoming self-aware

>>4774723
To the surprise of no one

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>>4774723
they are smart dogs(sporting chains)

>>4772918

>>4774987
>I am the one who got knocked

>>4774984
They were always self aware, at least when they are puppies, usually they get dumber as they age but this one seems to be lucky

>>4775060
>lucky

>>4775061
Yeah on a second thought he's unlucky because now he will be conscious when people start locking him in

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hypothetically, what would it really take to get some reptile features on a dog? Personally i find the way reptiles walk interesting, but toadlines still move like regular dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVdzCh6Ffc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOLKT_S9FPo

Also, what will future toadlines look like? have they reached some 'ideal form' that the breeders desire, or will they be further SLAMMED as time goes on?

>>4774526
This is the pinnacle of writing

It encapsulates every aspect of life, from the tragic fate creation became; kept perverse by the corrupt human nature to God speaking from the depths of the soul enlightening this cold valley of tears; how can the highest forms of degeneracy pair together with the most refined type of humor there is; yet even in the darkest places truly He will be there

>>4773899
I'll go into business with you provided we add in a dash of Mastiff or great dance to the bloodline.
Just imagine
>puppies come out full retarded
>sell em for $30k-$50k each
>disappear into the night as these gremlins grow to gigantic proportions (for toads)
Call em the kaiju toadlines

>>4773899
>>4775165
I’m still going for the Toadline-Golden crossbred. First puppy is already named PISS BUCKET.

>>4775287
It almost reads like some biblical passage or verse out of context.

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>>4774526
legendary

>>4775345
did you really just screencap a copypasta as if it were the first time it was posted

>>4775351
I too made a screen cap for my self last night since I thought it was funny.
Come on, just look at them >>4774526 the older Toadline looks like he is trying to warn the puppy in this photo.

>>4774295
if toadies are former pibbles, what will the breeders be reincarnated as?

>>4775419
The worst fate known to man: being Indian

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>>4775345

My dad's neighbor's dog hopped the fence and mauled his Frenchie to death. He even showed me photos of the poor thing.

>>4775897
I mean they had more than one opportunity to socialize your dad's dog with the other

Can't fucking shut down like an emo kid if you have 2 dogs living next to each other, socialization was needed in order to prevent that

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>>4774486

God dammit I haven't laughed like this in years. How are these things so fucking funny. Fucking tough guy nigga culture calling their toad dogs Cumrag this is too good

>>4776084
Someone should go to jail for this

>All dog breeds are the same specie-

>>4775907
or they could actually control their shitty dog and be responsible owners. Their dog shouldn't be able to leave their yard in the first place.

>>4776122
the skeem is immune to the law (as fucked as it is)

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>>4776133

>>4776084
holy shit this is atrocious. One of the worse off toadlines I've ever seen.

>>4776133
this one is cute in an ugly fucked up way

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>>4776187
Knox is BASED

>>4776084
>>4776187
You know it's bad when these things start to resemble sperm whales more than dogs.

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>>4776235

>>4776235
I wish we could stop these people from using the airport.

>names dogs after strains of weed

that's pure class

>>4776245
i wish we could stop these people from owning dogs

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>>4776330
Are Tardigrades the ultimate SMASHED and SLAMMED creature on earth? Is that what the breeders are going for? The body structure is eerily close.

>>4773414
I've seen insane ways how these smashed lil dudes die. Some Malaysian woman had four of them in a house where the air-conditioning failed and they all croaked.

>>4775907
Their dogs are big as fuck and violent, they're guard dogs. Socializing them was never gonna happen.

I guess my dad came to an agreement, the neighbors are going to make the fence higher and give him what he paid for the dog, as he just got it.

>>4776435
Was this on a news site by any chance?

>>4776391
Those things are like the absolute opposites of toadies though. Tardigrades are said to be the most hardy organism, capable of surviving extreme environment. Meanwhile, a toady might suffocate and die if it closes its mouth too long.

>>4776237
>>4776235
What is his pedigree? I need to calculate his inbreeding coefficient.

Knox is a BEAST, better than Pimpy. Who owns him and where can get more pics?

>>4776557
Poe's law everybody.

>Chillingham Wild cattle
>It is suggested that by a stochastic process of continual mild inbreeding, lethal recessives have been removed from the herd by genetic purging. A classic example reports how of 20 lines of lab mice subjected to 20 generations of inbreeding, all but one died out. It is presumed that in that surviving line, all lethal alleles had been purged and inbreeding was 99%.
LMAO
if they just keep inbreeding these little toadies
even though 95% of them die a horrible gruesome incestuous death due to genetic failure
eventually they'll reach a level of inbreeding at 99% with no lethal genes anymore
tfw toadies could literally become a new species
is this how new species form? some level of inbreeding spirals out of control due to geographical isolation (generally) and the species becomes 99% inbred after which morphs more and more away from the original species it derived from?

>>4776653
this has always been the goal. Canis Bufo will become the primary canid by 2300.

>>4776235
What's up with the lightning bolt edits? It's just sitting there. On an airport bench. Struggling to breathe...

>>4776133
Like water to the kettle, he is indifferent to the suffering that surrounds him, despite his slams and smashes; despite the boiling.
Whichsoever soul has inhabited that crude material flesh-shell of the shape of a dog, is truly such an example of a master as ever could suffice; he went into his embodiment willingly, cooly, and with alplomb: see the gaze of the enlightened one.
Despite the cruel adornment of the materia and circumstance that prefaced its birth, this dog's soul is a noble one, a soul of great attainment. For only a soul of such grand standings could possess such a creature in this realm and remain yet calm.
Yea, verily -- that dog shall bide its time upon its cruel fated earth life with dignity, calmness, and kindness.
Bless this pup! Bless the soul within it!

>>4776733
that's God trying to SMITE it but because it's so SLAMMED it's basically GROUNDED and no amount of electricity can damage it.

>>4776733
He's channeling LowTierGod and trying to tell his owner to kill himself

>>4776739
>achieve nirvana
>choose to be reincarnated as a SMASHED and SLAMMED pupper so some other poor soul doesn't have to
>littletoadypasta.txt
so much love in so much suffering

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Two times pimpy
three times bape
that there's the calculus for a dog that is great
smash 'em and slam'em
slam'em and smash'em
cut up they genes and serve it to them like a cake
gonna mess up they genes in this bish, I ain't fake
BANG to the slam and the smash I emerge
Roaring like a tiger in its cage on the verge
Tearin' up dem genes like a lawyer on the dock
Milkin' up dey sperm like a pornstar on the kock
I'm a SMART mo'phucka, I even sport a chain
These dogs all unique, won't see a given one again
Forty-large on the table, pick yourself up a stunner
Truer than a fable, your dog won't live 'til summer
EXOTICS, yeah that's the name of my game
Breedin' up lil inbreds so they all look the same
Some might have some smash,
some might have some slam
But one thing's for sure:
THEY GO AS HARD AS A HAM!
Boom! These dogs are so damn lean
Workin' up my way in the pyramid skeem
Fresh and frozen squirt delivered like a machine
Always on time, jizz always clean
Toadline genetics, we hard as a gang
When we empty out our glocks, the guns go SLAM!
Staypuft, Dr. Dwamn, Crimeboss and Snarf too
All them mu'phuckers make up this crew
The only question now is:
HOW SMASHED 'N' SLAMMED ARE YOU?!

https://suno.com/song/288017b4-8534-44cf-bdef-fa9a2d9f1c6d

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>>4776776
>The only question now is:
>HOW SMASHED 'N' SLAMMED ARE YOU?!

>>4776776
>Forty-large on the table, pick yourself up a stunner
>Truer than a fable, your dog won't live 'til summer
gold

>>4776654
Shit man it even looks kind of like a pitbul

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When are they gonna look like this?

>>4776867
well there's the one that was stillborn and they chucked it into the freezer

>>4776867
Soon.....

>>4776978
They really did fucked this guy up, how are the other skeemers supposed to compete

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>>4776978
That dog is literally making this face

>>4776978
damn, half the face capillaries are already SMASHED

>>4776978
They clearly didnt breed out the pit skin issues. Disgusting beast.

>>4771207
Any updates on this anon? Amazing work

>>4771207
Holy fuck.

>>4776978
this is by far the most fucked up ive ever seen, jesus lord
im sure he will die soon

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>>4777099
But before he does, make sure to get some of those high quality cumshots to enhance your bloodline!

>>4777100
>to secure your investment
this is the most fucked up ponzi scheme i have ever had the pleasure to witness

>>4776237
>>4776235
honestly though this lil nigga got that x factor were all looking for

i mean completely seriously, the head/body ratio is out of this world
i think this will become areal superstar in the bully game

who made it, any more info?

>>4777100
how can they take and publish a picture like this
its obvious that this dog is really suffering and trying hard to breathe

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>>4777108
The current owners are @fun_size_bullies and @global_gregg on instagram. And the original breeder is @lasvegasbully it seems, who sold Knox to China and then he was sold back into the US.

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>>4777117

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>>4777118

>>4777117
>>4777118
truly a messed up world

anyways i do have an eye for bullies nowadays and knox is going to be an absolute superstar, unironically
the head/body ratio is simply asinine, true top bully
is it worth 300k? idk, maybe
depends on how long it will survive i guess

>>4776978
It looks like it’s about to collapse under the weight of misshapen organs god someone arrest these people

>>4777119
>>4777118
True brickline progenitor. We must go further brothers. We must SMASH and BAKE our bricklines in KILNS until they're BRICKED enough to build castles like the kings of old.

>>4776531
they're so SMASHED and SLAMMED that god gifted them with superpowers. Toadies are just fakes trying to be the real deal, which is why they are so sickly and pathetic.

>>4777118
Toadline breeding will end racism

>>4776467
Wouldn't know, happened about three or four months ago and the woman was having a funeral for them where she was throwing flower petals over their bodies, looked like she was seasoning them lmao.

>>4777071
>breed out

I think the last thing you'll hear from them is breeding out any kind of defect from their toadies

>>4777104
We should move to /biz/

>>4773563
I kek'd so hard the first time I saw this name

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>>4776776
https://suno.com/song/9797804e-5c34-40ab-8079-f082a686edd5

Smashin' 'n' slammin'!
Well I been hard at work in my tool shed
Breedin' up dogs real hard that shouldn't be bred
Sons to moms, moms to brothers and uncles
Dogs come out lookin' weird, covered all up in carbunkles
With fat face, fat folds, low to the ground, smashed gold
Forty-large on the table, deal, sold
Truer than a fable, that dog won't get old
Live 'til summer, quick lil stunner, ain't that a bummer?
I been breedin' up toadies since the fifth grade
Founded this thing, now we here, turn the page
Hypin' up these inbreds all over the most-faved
Up on Reddit, 4chan, they all the rage
But you can't just be a smashin' 'n' slammin' man, not these days
Gotta carry that shit hard, or get played
300-k dogs to china, on a airplane
Lock-in contract signer, this how this game played
Took your dawg for a walk, shoulda home-stayed
Now that thang on a table, limbs splayed, ya bitch spayed
Frozen sperm by the vial, money made, tradin' up for days
Dr. Dwamn, Staypuft, Quato and Toad 2
Jackin' off these dogs, sperm shipped fresh-frozen 2 u
Locked-in, buy the dip, slam the smash man
I ain't kiddin' this here's the master plan
Skeem a pyramid, tip o' the spear the money fallin' in
Toadline is a sin

>>4777118
bizarre to see chinese in china acting completely nigged

>>4777118
Toadlines are thing in china as well? I can't believe the skeem is the new space race.

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>>4777510

>>4777469
>>4777510
they enjoy the taste it gives them

>>4777564
>Chinese believe that torturing animals makes their meat taste better
>therefore dogs whose entire existence is torture must be exceptionally delicious
big brain

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>>4777118
>>4777119
he actually looks like his namesake

>>4777512
bros we need to lobby congress to stop the export of high grade toad cum. the chinese will be unstoppable, these things will be slammed into living throwrugs with chinese breeding ethics. they'll just eat the culls
>YOU NOT SMASH OR SRAMMED ENOUGH
>*burns it to death with a blowtorch*

>>4777582
never considered that but the chinks definitely breed like crazy and cull 9/10 dogs

>>4772231
>Imagine the smell

>>4778356
imagine the cacophony of bully wheezes. every single one i've seen IRL has had a constant wheeze after moving more than a few hundred yards.

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>>4777461
https://suno.com/song/4d771a33-1000-40e2-9207-0a3aeb488c1e

[spoken word] Damnnnn another one o' them toadie ballads comin' at you west-side-style, Quato love

[gangsta-rap style instrumental intro]

So I been a slammin'
And I been a smashin'
All up in this here thang and now I'm crashin'
Social media rizz, hype up them dawgs
Gotta know the biz, keep up those logs
Which pup to which, sibling-to-sibling
Money hand-over-fist, I ain't no quisling
I even breed offspring, this ish right here the real thing
Toadline supreme, get you a inbred queen
Gotta keep up the worldwide toadie machine
Shippin' sperm, fresh and frozen 2 u
Dawgs so smart, they wear chains too
Slammed 'n' smashed, countin' up piles of mad cash
Sellin' dogs to homies, dogs to guys that owe me
Tell 'em forty-large, now the table's turnin'
Pocket burnin', few-thou import some sperm in
Makin' new breeds, Kennel Club writin' up screeds
Scrutinized, villainized, ostracized, where you think you been?
Dog breedin' game always been a scheme
Start off banjo then the genes turn clean
Like Sanjuro, lean fightin' machine, dogs look mean, or so they seem
Ain't never had a fight that ever been seen
Rumour mill runnin' off like girls aged seventeen
This dog-breedin' game, one helluva scene
But that's just how it is
When you smash so clean

>>4778929
What is this?

>>4778376
kek I haven't laughed like this in a long while. Thanks.

>>4777582
Day by day, China is widening the toadline gap, and Washington is just sitting there watching it happen.

>>4778949
An AI that evaluates Tinder profile pictures and gives advice.

Who committed the biggest atrocities: toadline breeders or pigeon breeders?

>>4779275
Everything toadline skeemers have done has objectively made pit bulls better.

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Is Quasimoto SMASHED and SLAMMED?

>>4778376
more Toadcore please

>>4774322
that's his much less skilled brother, mahmoud the child

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>>4779385
Just 4 u sweetpea

https://suno.com/song/c4216036-38de-485b-a8a9-a18a39c78d18

[spoken word hype-man] Toadline pride, world-wide. In-bred bullies, exotic bloodline. SNARF GAAAAAANG.

[instrumental hip-hop intro]

Gang-bang slammers
Crank up your hi-fis, load up them jammers
Money-cash smashers
Load up your venmos, gonna give this rap shit a few more goes
'Cus I out here talkin' bout them toads
Breedin' up lil inbreds with milked-dog loads
Shipped fresh, frozen, nothin' but the best
Money up front, owed-them, paid just like the rest
Artificial insemination, right here's a Toadline breeding station
Carry the nation, narrow-ass dogs an abomination
Slammed-up situation, Toadline bloodline a sensation
Hypin' up smash-slammed dawgs all over the front-page
Ain't never been cash-scammed, toad dawgs all the rage
Rappers from every city, turn the page
Buyin' up toadline dogs on every street
Toadlinin' bitches so hard they nothin' but meat
9 dogs to a litter, tastin' sweet not ever bitter
Mama Toadie's one hell of a pup-shitter
And I'm not ever gon' be a quitter
'Cus we breedin' up toads all over the free world
Into this hip-hop game these toadies hurled
Came back a stunner, not just a one-hit summer
Now I got moms and dads ringin' me lookin' for a home runner
Household name, dog breedin' game made me top gunner

>>4779275
at first i thought toads were horrible, who would do that to a dog
then i realized they were rectifying the error of breeding dogs into murder machine pitbulls
then i realized it was so much more. i do not think the breeders truly understand the world historical and magickal/occult implications of this act but they are the first steps of returning mammals back to before the Permian mass extinction robbed our ancestors of the world that was our birthright.
200 million years stuck as nocturnal vermin in evolutionary ELO hell for the entire mesozoic era have resulted in meta-generational trauma that threatens to unravel all of mammalia. Furthermore there will be a RETVRN to a Pangea in another few hundred million years which will render endotherms extinct. First we return them to the platonic form of a therapsid then we return to their likely mesothermic biologies. This is all vital to the longterm survival of consciousness and the pursuit of gnosis.

>>4779275
>pigeon breeders
What did they do? I'm not aware of pigeons being made retarded.

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>>4779501
STRETCHED AND PULLED

>>4779505
YANKED AND CRANKED

>>4779349
Nah, if he was he would be a midget

>>4770661
It's a pyramid skeem. Probably for advertising / begging.

>>4779385
>>4779422
I prefer this one
https://suno.com/song/477c1f8a-400a-42e1-a64b-d29ed56516aa
Same song, but I edited it a bit

>>4779505
I like how the left one has fucked up coloration that makes it look like it has a beard

>>4779516
This is the perfect inverse of smashed and slammed, ya know great danes? YANKED and CRANKED danes will be the future.

>>4779275
What about Ragdoll cat breeders?

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>>4779295
But they are smashslamming cats too

Since toadline breeders are now getting close to 100% inbred, are we going to start seeing genetics failing in much more drastic ways? Do you think we will see rare defects like multiple arms or two heads, or, do you think they just kill them if they are defective at birth?

>>4779501
There’s multiple breeds that barely even have a beak anymore and can’t feed their young. Some of the “tumbler” & “roller” lines can’t fly anymore. At least one of the pretty colors has lethal genes associated with it. Dwarfism is usually lethal. There are plenty of pigeon breeds that are simply retarded looking though.

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>>4779832
>retarded looking
Say that to his face motherfucker, not online, and see what happens

>>4779846
Good fucking lord it looks like it's been crushed

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>>4772401
>Can't breathe
Kek

I am convinced that toadline breeders are people who in their past life got mauled by a pitbull as a toddler
You CANNOT prove me wrong

>>4779846
I literally can’t make out what I’m looking at
How is it still alive?

>>4779854
At least they get good eyesight from it? Their feathers look more like actual fur here too

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>>4779854

>>4779854
>>4779846
>>4779642
>>4779505
Skeemers are looking at this and taking notes

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>>4779505
>>4779642
>>4779846
>>4779854
YANKED and CRANKED
Breedin' up birds in my coop makin' MAD BANK
Sellin' eggs 'n' fledglings, makin' bets no hedgings
Feathers all in this mu'phucker, no Hedwigs
Name o' pigeon, makin' mad money not just a smidgen
Paint this whole town white with bird stinkin', bird shit, what the hell was I thinkin'?
But then I lay back and count my takin'
Birds so fly they ain't fakin', girls so wet they nearly quakin', wanna get to bed shakin', coop-creatin', eggshell-sittin'-on waitin'
Broody, moody, bitch wants to skip to procreatin'
Pigeons man I'm tellin' you it's the next thing
Fuck the toadie slam, they been sent to the sin bin
Kennel Club all up in our shit writin' screeds, stampin' feet all over these new breeds
Well
Swap to bird feeds, bird seeds, bird coops and feed scoops, perch hooks, no bird crooks, just straight-up feathered chinooks
Flyin' at you like dark rooks, ain't nothin' here but good looks, fine down, no clown
Our pigeons the finest, put some money down
YANK 'em and CRANK 'em, reversin' up that frown
Funny birds, pigeon lovers be havin' words, rumour mill doin' work, puttin' out no reviews
Which besmirch these fine birds, rest assured
Fat eyes, fat feathers, fan-tailed and heavy hitters
Droppin' shits from so high, they call 'em squitters
Flap-flap mother-fucker, y'all can't step to us
'Cus we YANK and CRANK this town, ain't superfluous

test

>>4779900
Them dubs don't lie

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>>4780099

>>4780098
>>4780099
Damn what in the flying fuck

>>4780269
Not SMASHED nor SLAMMED, begone from this skeem

>>4777570
How much does toadline meat cost then?

New thread
>>4780283

>>4780102
i can't tell which side is which

>>4773114
you can see his pupils enlarge