>*builds a nest in your yard*>"this is mine now. fight me"
>>4771626dish soap and water in a pump sprayer
>>4771626>introduces hundreds of praying mantises and centipedes into the yardWhat now wasp faggots
>>4771626You may have scary venom and no regard for your lives, but I'm a giant with a skull-computer the size of your whole house.
>>4771626>fumigates your nestcant handle a bit of smoke u lil shit?
im allied with the wasps
Ok, I will.
>>4771650Don’t wasps prey on both of those things too?
>>4771746Sure, and lions prey on gazelle and zebra, but the lion doesn't always win that fight. Sometimes he gets his neck stomped on or gets his jaw broken by the zebra.
>>4771626>*builds a nest in your yard*>"this is mine now. fight me"This is literally how humans have always operated.
>>4771848Correct, and I will exterminate their entire bloodline just the same as if a human were to attempt to take what's mine.
>>4771626>yardIf only.Last Summer I woke up in the middle of the night to a swarm of these fucks in my bedroom.Used the vacuum cleaner on them like it was a proton pack from Ghostbusters. Curious to see if they show up again this year.
>>4771626>I literally killed an entire hive by filling a bucket full of water and using a hose to knock the nest down into the bucket.sure anon your not just retarded
>>4771626Gg, bitch. Some species of wasps are kinda nice to have around. I actually have a little paper wasp nest in my backyard that I keep around. I also try to attract alot of Dragonflies. These yellow fuckers always get removed though. Can't fuckng stand them. I swear they will just sting you for no fucking reason. Atleast you have to piss off a paper wasp before it attacks you. I've even had them land on me without any issue. There's this specific one that's always chewing on a piece of bamboo I use to hold up an orange tree. It's pretty funny. It's always just like one wasp that does it to. You never see a bunch of them swarming the same thing.
>>4771626>Gets eaten by my Venus Flytrap
>>4771958I wanna meet the guy who came up with this lmao
>>4771626We coexist. They built a nest on my roof last year. This was exceptionally convenient because not a single bird dared to make a ruckus on my roof that year.They'd sometimes fly in when it was still dark outside and I had the lights on. Usually they'd be smart enough to leave again, although one got caught by a flypaper, freed herself, then got caught again, that time without being able to escape. I mercy killed her.Wasn't stung a single time. They were curious about me a few times, but by and large it was mutually beneficial.I hope I get another nest this year.
>>4771958Wasps stand no chance against these terminators.
>>4771626K
>>4771833"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
>>4772881Sometimes when I buy bulk live ladybugs and let them loose I imagine myself as a ruthless Soviet commissar sending wave after wave of his own men at the aphid/mite menace as they are simultaneously eaten in turn by birds and mantises. And then when a full, healthy tomato crop is ready for harvest I can hear tiny, squeaky cries of "URAAAAA". My men have claimed victory over the invaders, at great cost. We will always remember their eternal and shining sacrifice.
>>4771626I'm already seeing yellowfuckers flying around. I'm going to hunt down their nests, but I'm wondering if there's a passive way I can be killing these shitheads too. Like an effective trap.
>>4774608Absolutely, most hardware stores including Home Depot and Lowes sell dedicated yellowjacket traps that work quite well. I bought 4 last year and by the end of the summer they were FULL of hornets. Got the job done and made my yard safer 10/10 would protect honeybees again.
>>4775015What kind works best? I've never had any luck actually catching anything besides flies.
>>4771626>buy glue trap>catch one wasp in it>caught wasp gets pissed and releases attack pheromones for other wasps>they all get caught
>good version is round and fuzzy>evil version is sharp and pointy
>>4771626"Yes, Your Stripedness"
>waits until winter>grabs your nest and stomps it flat while you're asleepgg, thanks for eating a few pest insects during the growing season though, cuck.
look at this cool guy in my back yard
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>>4775763Not all wasps are evil
>>4775766AWAB
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>>4775763>>4775789kek, so what are wasps good for anyway?
>>4775792Some are chill pollinators, and controllers of pests. Not all, mind you. They also look really cool.
>>4773029what a fucking king you are
>>4775795they ARE pests
