>hmm, actually this imported banana from the planet Earth is more closely related to this imported human than the four legged naked schlimblops we have in our planet. Isn't it interesting how evolution works? Now lets feast and pray for Shballah for the abundance of human meat we had this year
I look like that and I say that
>>4774799Go back and probe lesser lifeform orifices, little green man.
>>4775820Dhxak
>>4774799https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEWV5l7mmVoAlien food alien food is really tasty boiled or stewed
>>4776929That guitar solo is pretty sick
Think of it.Literally ANYONE visiting us would automatically make us look incredibly pathetic because they were able to overcome these vast distances but we couldn't. They could be literal space slugs and still seem awesome because of that fact alone.
>>4776960Unless they’re the aliens from Signs and are weak to the third most common resource on our planet. Then they just look kind of short sighted and dumb
>>4777220The creatures in Signs were demons
>Speaking of bananas, it's interesting how they're shaped the same as an anal probe, I'm going to shove it up my schrundle hole to test it out.
