Birds keep dive bombing me while I do my cart getting job. Is there any way to get them to leave me alone? Or at least show I’m not a threat?
>>4775228Hold bird feed in your hands, gain their allegianceTrain them to help you apply for a better job (isn’t Cart-wrangler usually what supermarkets hire 70IQ cases to do? The birds may be physically weak but they could probably help you in intellectual tasks)
>>4775237>sn’t Cart-wrangler usually what supermarkets hire 70IQ cases to do?Or former felons
>>4775237>Cart-wranglerthat’s a new one kek(but also yes)
well if it's swallows divebombing you, they aren't actually going to hit you. they nest near my house, my work, and my gym and they always zip passed my head but never touch me. blackbirds on the other hand will scrape your head with their claws. hate those little fags.
>>4775228Take a cue from the Aussies. Glue a bunch of plastic forks to a bicicle helmet, tangs outwards.
