>NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP PLEASE DON'T KILL ME NOOOO I JUST WANTED SOME LEFTOVER MORSELS TO EATTTT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO EAT THEM ANYWAY PLEASE LET ME LIVEEEEEEEEE I BEG YOU
>>4782208*bangWe tol you to stop stealing you rat fock
>>4782208I believe you, suspiciously cute little critter. Please take anything you want.
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>>4782208I mean, I don't really have an issue with that, I'm more concerned about the shit pellets and disease you're leaving everywhere.
>>4782208I want to grab that rat and smooch it.
>>4782208I've seen my father jumping on a running rat once.He landed on its head and the rat started fighting until 15-20 seconds later we heard a sound like of wind blowing through a small opening and then it relaxed.The fucker somehow got into our basement and got fat by biting through bottles of orange soda and drinking it all. Serves it well
>>4782292good for him
>>4782292My dad would stomp on rats hard enough to instantly kill them but also softly enough so that nothing spilled out if the rat. I was always impressed by that
>>4782239Based ‘oss poster
>>4782292You keep soda in your basement?
>>4782208>chewing holes in things and leaving shit and pissyou're lucky i use a mousetrap instead of catching you alive and burning you
>>4782292>>4782361my dad is bald
>>4782386look forward to it