>main character makes a daring escape
>>4782530is that fatass even trying
>>4782530I like to think he was never caught and is chilling on a sunny rock somewhat.
>>4782532>somewhat.nigga
>>4782530here come dat boio shit waddup
>>4782530Neat trick, but watch this.
>>4782531You don't want to "run" run near kids that you could flatten to death in one step
>>4782533Apologies. *Somewhence.
>>4782530Is this america? I thought so because all the adults are fucking obese but then I do not see any browns or blacks?
>>4782530>Those are some pretty good getaway skills. You work for me now.
>>4782535>india>when it's washing its ass with a bidetThat's better than 99% of humies
>>4782540>india>when it's washing its ass with a bidetThat was Indira Gandhi.
>criminal main character pulls off the perfect heist
>>4782539>ywn have a moneybirb
>>4782542>hello there fellow human one lobbery ticket and a bottle of bornge joose please and th-YOINK!
>>4782539That's the most amazing thing a man could ever had, next to a bear in your porch that waves at people
>>4782535Why would a hippo need to wipe?
>>4782535Seen this happen at a zoo once, I never noticed he was pissing his own shit away from his cheeks. Impressive. The shite flew everywhere with that sweeping tail.
>>4782530Impressive camera skills. Tracks the unplanned action without flinching, no irratic movement. Should work for National Geographic unironically
>>4782539how can I replicate this entrepreneurial idea and generate passive income
>>4782542'e pinched muh crisps!
>>4782536kids are sturdier than that.
>>4782542Guys are so based, all the rest of the animal kingdom just lays down and dies in the face of humans influence but guls have that can do attitude.
>>4782546They use their tail to spray their shit everywhere to mark their territory.
>>4782551So you would have just bowled the kids over to get to the lizard?
>*tap tap tap tap*>"I'm in"
>>4782552Guls* fucking auto correct
>>4782552>Guys are so basedThanks!>>4782556>Guls* fucking auto correctOh...
>main character is carried by the side character
>>4782539Fake the video is just played backwards
>>4782558woaoh
>>4782535I do this too
>>4782549those notes are worth about the same as coins in a first world country
>>4782559Based moonwalking bird
>>4782535>humans are the most evolved species on ear-
>main character works a graveyard shift
>>4782542He KNOWS its wrong and does it anyway.
>>4782565Does the store fall under his protection now?
>main character gets outsmarted by the antagonist
>>4782535look at the size of that BHC
AAAAAAAAAeeeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa-*THUD*
>main character tames a legendary beast and fulfills a prophecy
>>4782535Clean it up jannie
:)
>>4782535Mammals are gross.
>>4782571Lissan Al Gaib
>>4782568lol the fucking sideways glance before he does it
>>4782542>don’t worry, it’s all going on my bill
>>4782554are you as fat as that guy and that's why you're so defensive about his fatness?
>>4782577You fucker
>>4782575kek
>>4782535I'D RATHER PRESS MY FACE AGAINST A HIPPOPOTAMUS'S BUTT WHILE IT MUCK SPREADS!
>>4782576kek
>>4782565Still less destructive than the average n...
>>4782562doesn't matter. what matters is how many of those bills it would take to buy food. he could have a good operation going.
>>4782535most sanitary indian
>>4782565Are those even scary? Like I'm sure it's scary up close and in person but do they bite or generally attack humans? They seem like the type of animal that just walks and climbs shit and leaves people alone. Idk I could be wrong I don't know much about them
>"Bad to the Bone" starts playing
>>4782586Indians rape them. :-(
>main character uses stealth to outfox opponents.
>>4782559youre backwards nigga the bird is real
>>4782565I just realized, he was probably heading for the ice machine because the coils would be hot.
>>4782588All you’re saying is that it has a pulse
>>4782587>fishes>then uses No Fishing sign to kill the fish I kneel.
>>4782556It's GULL with two L's
>>4782574Mammals are groĂŸdeal with it slimy!
>>4782594It's seagles.
>>4782586It's a reptile, they bite whatever to see if it's food.
>main character faces certain death
>>4782542Is the proof that humans don't genocide animals and actually go out there way to make zoos and reserves for them to thrive in proof that AI will be kind to us? And yeah, I know there are animal slaughtering factories and stuff but I view that as a pragmatic limitation than us being evil, like if tomorrow we could mass produce lab grown meat that's just as nutritious and tasteful as real meat i'm pretty sure most white countries would ban such slaughter factories over night and that most white ppl would view killing animals for food in a post cultured meat world to be evil.
>>4782591that's a good theory anon.
>>4782587He just wrote "no fishing" on a kingfisher's pre-existing perch.Dishonest filmmaking.
>>4782589>he's right above me, isnt he ?
>>4782586almost every species of monitor (which that definitely looks like) is at least moderately venemous, but they also have really nasty sharp teeth. wikipedia says they are prone to attacking humans when threatened, which for a wild animal can basically mean if you are within a 50 foot radius of it and its feeling spooked, so i would steer clearlooks like a malayan water monitor if i had to guess or other subspecies of asian water monitor
>>4782598duckino
>>4782599The zoos aren't there for the animal's benefit, anon.
>>4782598Back in my day, this is how kids learned.
>>4782599>could mass produce lab grown meat that's just as nutritious and tasteful as real meat i'm pretty sure most white countries would ban such slaughter factories over night and that most white ppl would view killing animals for food in a post cultured meat world to be evil.What about the millions of people whose financial security is dependent on the slaughter of animals
>Main character gets ahead of the crowd
>>4782586They're venomous. It also has a paralyzing effect. And on top of all that they never bathe so even if you get away after being attacked any wounds you got from them have to be treated immediately so as to prevent infection.
>>4782599Sounds like something the head of the IDF would say
>>4782599>lab grown meat that's just as nutritious and tasteful as real meat i'm pretty sure most white countries would ban such slaughter factoriesNever and never.Go back to Massachussets, pinko.
>>4782609>>4782603isnt it a komodo dragon?
>>4782608why can't the monkeys form an efficient, orderly line?
>>4782586As an aussie and lifelong lizard nigger, monitor lizards want nothing to do with you and will generally move out of your way (unless they are the human habituated ones that chill in parks etc and have been fed). If you corner or harass a wild monitor of this size, however, it will first hiss and lash out at you with its tail, which can break skin, and if you tried to grab it, the bite you'd get from it would send you to the hospital for tons of stitches and potentially a life threatening necrotizing infection. These cunts eat carrion and sewer rats and cockroaches and city ones eat garbage. Their mouths and saliva are heinous.. Look up pet monitor bites on youtube, you can see owners showing you the aftermath of bites and they look like they have been slashed with a machete.
>>4782612A komodo dragon is just a monitor lizard on the island of Komodo
>>4782612Nah, Asian water monitor
>>4782589I've seen this happen in like 20 movies
>>4782617I always think of spider man
>>4782558>Forbidden Gundam riding on top of Raider Gundam
>>4782565
>>4782584... you have some basic understanding of how currency works, right?
>>4782549do these to a team of birds, otherwise, it won't be profitable>get machine that periodically dispenses food the birds really like>do that for a while>introduce another machine that dispenses money and a box with a slot in it that triggers the food dispenser>eventually the birds will figure out that putting the money in the slot gets them food if they're as smart as ravens>do that for a while>one day, stop dispensing money entirely>the birds will fly around town looking for money and bring it to your slot in exchange for food
>>4782615komodo dragon is about twice the size of the water monitor, has a chubbier more muscular build, more rounded and blunt head, and rougher, dryer texture to its scales. same genus but different speciesthese guys are fucking bold though, i've seen vids of them swimming right up to people feeding ducks or fish
>>4782571REDWALL!!!
>>4782535Just sent this to every friend I have (3) and my moms (2)
>main character travels into another dimension
>>4782598what a trooper
>>4782626this is why i never swim without my platemail
>main character encounter horrors beyond his comprehension
>>4782598this is a good analogy for a black hole and it's event horizon
>>4782629wat dat mouth do tho
>>4782631Shits out its brains
>>4782598Go little ducklings, go!
>>4782622could actually workwell thought through anon
>>4782626*smooch*
>>4782629Crystalline Entity-looking nigga
>>4782586No clue what kind that is, all monitors look alike, but most won’t fuck with you, Komodo Dragons are pretty aggressive though, and are known to dig up human graves to eat the corpses. You wouldn’t want to corner any wild one though, like is happening in that video, they can and will rip your shit to shreds. But that one is prob semi domesticated.
>>4782598last little dude was a fucking heromom duck needs to get her kids taken by CPS (DPS?)
>main character makes a bone chilling discovery
>>4782635*smooch* back
>>4782639where did you find this video of my skellington
>>4782639>bone chilling
>>4782555Holy kek
>>4782551Better go topple some kids because they're sturdy then.Report back how it went.
>>4782539black birds are only 14% of the bird population yet they are responsible for 50% of all bird crime
>main character and villain lock eyes long before their final showdown
>>4782599>if tomorrow we could mass produce lab grown meat that's just as nutritious and tasteful as real meatUnless it was also cheaper, it wouldn't catch on.And even if it was cheaper too, rightards would invent a conspiracy theory about how lab meat turns you gay or something.They'd start firebombing random laboratories unrelated to lab grown meat.
>>4782626Actual jumpscare, they must be out deep
>main villain's weakness finally gets exposed
>>4782646Mr. Miyagi got fat.
>>4782598The last duckling getting pulled back made my heart drop, luckily it was just ducking around.
>>4782613They're chinese monkeys and this is how chinese "people" behave as well
>it's a slapstick comedy
>>4782622>>4782634How much money is floating around for them to grab? People hardly use paper money any more, at least in countries where the money is actually worth something. If they start stealing money from peoples hands, it will become a known problem and people will be more careful and/or trap and kill the birds.how long will it take you to train them and build the machine? Will the machine be able to tell between money and other paper? You could repurpose a vending machine I guess, but how long will it take you to pay off the machine and your time spent?
>>4782530>Main character admires their body after an epic training montage.
>>4782613
>>4782538America is segregated. School systems are either 90% white/asian or 90% black/hispanic.
>>4782583igger?
>>4782613purely socioeconomic factors
>>4782639The eyes are completely gone and the sockets are bloodless and smooth on the inside but it still has all of its skin? I don't buy it.
>>4782531He is above 60, show some respect retard.
>>4782647rightards are so stupid and dumbthey are holding humanity back with their conspiracies and uneducated thoughts
>>4782647>lab meat ends up giving people cancer>"Hey uhhh, this lab meat seems to be resulting in a lot of people getting cancer.">(You): WOOOOOW chud go touch some grass
>>4782608
>>4782598HOLY SHIT THAT MADE MY HEART BEAT
>>4782599>>4782647is this a bot post?maybe find a euthanasia booth and check yourself in, you'll be lowering your LTCG - lifetime carbon footprint, and that's a good thing!your body can be reused as fuel, and to make a nutrient soup that can be given to third worlders to eat.until your appointment can be finalised, you can live in a rented pod, and fund vertical farming which is definitely the right side of history.>fun fact: "lab grown 'meat'" is a term used to describe tumour cell cultures which have been genetically modified on the basis of indefinite cell replication, stemming from outlier human tumour cells. the tumour cell cultures are fed on liquidised dead, which may be a future use in the closed eco system. other research has been carried out to feed them on human faeces to ensure no wastage whatsoever. the tumours are mechanically stretched on a routine basis to instigate growth of the cells.nothing quite like eating a delicious mechanically stretched tumour fed on 100% organic human shit
>>4782598THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST
>>4782647it would probably be cheaper after economies of scale kick infarm animals, especially cattle, consume a ton of food and water and land relative to the amount of meat they produce
>>4782555There’s not a chance in hell that I’m letting my cat claw the shit out of my $900 iPad.
>rivals have a secret alliance
>>4782654>How much money is floating around for them to grab? People hardly use paper money any morekino conflict easily solved by training to steal these digits
>>4782653>immediately checked if he can help his broactual lion KING
>>4782608If I lived in India, I would leave poisoned snacks out for monkeys all the time. Fucking puppy killing assholes.
>>4782666right uhuh, nice sourcelet me guess it also turns you gay
>>4782665as opposed to before? did you awake from a coma?
>>4782535God is great
>>4782599Eat shit libtard. Literally.
>>4782675your heart still beats in a coma...
>>4782598Movies can give the protag an hour of background and I'll still never root for him as hard as I root for the ducklings in this
>protag disguises himself as the enemy
Antagonist is a retard
>>4782678not necessarily.
>>4782664What a group of good boys
>MCs lack of concern for others creates a supervillain
>>4782570HEEEEM
>>4782586Like all other creatures on earth it will bite and claw at you if you corner it and give it no other option than to fight you. But they mostly just sit on rocks in the sun and chill. I think their bites are guaranteed to get infected tho because they are really nasty and eat rotten meat
>>4782535Imagine a Brachiosaurus doing something like this.
>>4782599Small animal species like gulls can adapt to human cities. Larger species like Elephants and Tigers cannot. We make room for the ones that fit, not the ones that don't. Nature is incredibly fragile. Studies are showing the Dodo likely died to the introduction of new species on its island, not over hunting/catching. Humans by and large do not wipe things out on purpose, but rather on accident. Though large predators and prize animals are actually wiped out on purpose. So, humans are shit. Praise to the AI overlords.
>>4782664>confused dog trying to eat pear
>>4782598legit made me clench my asshole
>>4782674>literally actually essentially basically made from tumoursyou are what you eat
>>4782684Way to read a thread idiot
>>4782684god of the game
>>4782669Some sick fucks (indoor cat owners) declaw their cats
>>4782684Of course you’d make a reference to capeshit
/tv/ is dead
>>4782558You really need to see it to believe it.
>>4782680Probably one of the few dog breeds you could reliably do this with. Friend has a greyhound, chillest dogs in existence, you can mush his face up or poke around in his mouth and he just looks at you funny.
>>4782646TF Gully gonna do?!??
>>4782568what if AI has evolved to the point of consciously fooling us???
>>4782697good
>>4782684what a chad
>>4782697feel free to fire up another fallout thread tranny, this is the only good thread on the board right now
>>4782647You can keep your lab grown horrors to yourself you bug eating nigger worshipping kike pawn
>>4782697way better than 24/7 pol threads dingus
>>4782697>/tv/ - animals and nigger hateHonestly an improvement desu senpai
>>4782702you will NEVER be this happy
>>4782697This is arguably the only thread up that is closest to classic /tv/
>>4782655What the fuck is this?
>>4782598what's over the edge?
>>4782702amazng
>>4782598You had me worried there anon
>>4782712Nothing, the earth is flat
>>4782608>here's some plastic for you nature
>>4782664>feeding dogs dogsUhhh chinkbros????
>main character ruins dinner for everyone
>>4782697it's full of bots, trannies, commies and third worlders - just as the feds designed.seems to be working as intended
>*record scratch*>yup that's me>you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>>4782542>Kettles cheese & onion A fellow man of culture I see.
>>4782655What the FUCKGood on her for losing weight but jesus
>>4782720poor thing thinks its assaulted
>>4782542how does the gull even know there's food inside? do they have a really sensitive sense of smell or has it learned from seeing what's inside the bag before
>>4782718Who puts a live pig on a table? Fake and gay.
>>4782629What actually is that
>>4782664>Retard dog playing with a ball and only gets a bun from another dog dropping it.Literally me.
>celebrity gets caught by paparazzo
>>4782621>... you have some basic understanding of how currency works, right?Those are debt notes, not currency.
>>4782702I used to hunt these on foot with just a piece of rope in my younger days. I'd often pick up 40-50mph running down those slopes
>>4782568
>>4782720I love snakecats so much it’s insane
>a tale as old as time>about a man who's got to raise his kid alone
>>4782684>/pol/ the early years
>>4782731if it's black fight back
>>4782731>Ornstein and Smough
>villains motives are revealed through hard to decipher symbolic scene pieces
>>4782666this conspiracy was created by the chinese owned WH group who owns a substantial amount of factory farms in the US and around the world. Cultured meat going mainstream would destroy their entire business and china's overall plan of exerting pressure over the US by owning all of its farmland, and would make most of the land they currently owns in the US relatively worthless.
>>4782608I remember when I was ~12? we were on a school trip and at some park they were handing out free cake bar candies, no idea what they are called, from boxes. There was one older teenage girl we spotted walking with a full box, we zerg rushed her and literally started tearing the box apart and stuffing the shit wherever we could. Basically looked like that webm. She stopped resisting about 2 seconds in. I came home with a backpack full of that shit, I didn't even ate more than like 2 and even gave away some to my friends but still had to throw out most of it.Yes all of us were white btw.
>>4782724it's seen hundreds of people eating from them, maybe been fed and maybe snatched from open bags outside. it will also have eaten from bags in the dustbin or on the floor where people have left them.connecting to the ones in the shop is a feat though.maybe there's an interview with him
>>4782728Dumb frog bitch
>>4782734THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS BUT THE KANGAROOS YOU SEE ALONG THE ROAD ARE FREE!!!YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME!!!I HAVE 37 KANGAROOS IN MY HOUSE!!!!!
>>4782734>me on the left drying my wet hands on my pants
>>4782681Many such cases! Hilarious!
>>4782739Kill all jews
>>4782740Ok ranjeesh take it easy
>character and his sidekick have a bonding scene
>>4782731some animals are more equal than others
>>4782734>>4782743white people will do anything except have children to satisfy their parental instincts
>>4782692damn that roadrunner and his walls painted to look like walls
>>4782724I wouldn't worry about it
>>4782740You will never be white.
>>198619277no chink would ever do this what are you on about?
>>4782750>make children so they can serve israelNo I would rather that whites go extinct and that the fucking kikes get exterminated by a tidal wave of shit skins.
>>4782739>racist anti-china propaganda conspiracy theory about a mythical evil corporation with mysterious motives and no proof or source of any of the lies whatsoever>90% of all "lab grown tumour" research is carried out in israelah, makes sense nowfree palestine
>>4782718should've cooked it longer
>>4782718lol
>>4782607They will Just need to find another livelyhood
>>4782743huge lifehack
>>4782565clean it up wagie
>>4782551not that little chicken shit afraid of a lizard. I feel sorry for him, he's going to get beaten by all the adults for that. :(just like I was
>>4782756no source vs no sourceit seems we are at an impasse
>>4782629Contemplate that at least 95% of the posters here would try to fuck it or get jerked off by that thing.
>>4782753Thank Allah for that
>>4782763>no sourcesource?
>>4782535my entire dad taught me how to do this at lke 7 age old, it got me innalot of trouble at school one day
>protagonist takes the fall to protect a loved one
>>4782701https://gizmodo.com/gpt4-open-ai-chatbot-task-rabbit-chatgpt-1850227471
Indian containment thread
>>4782670nice
>>4782738that dog will never trust him again
>>4782770DO NOT REVEAL
>>4782759like slaughtering the retards pushing fake meat?
>>4782768The fact that dogs have a sense of shame is always amazing to me.
>>4782775That's what thousands of years of being killed and eaten for being a "bad dog" will do to you
>>4782695next best thing to no cats
>>4782630or for women and their "motherly instinct" (abortion)
>>4782533>niggaGiving me the ick
>>4782726starfish relative, they can get really bizarre
>>4782702>when you need booze but the store closes in 10 minutes
>>4782586Their teeth are sharp as razorblades and curved so they rip and tear flesh. Supposedly one of the worst bites you can get, not even considering that we now know them to be venomous.
>>4782568>checkmate, arsehole
>>4782783>tic take this flesh bot
>>4782726seastar
>>4782655Is she turtley enough for the turtle club?
>>4782535The piss helps him wipe away the poo
>>4782598
>>4782767>the baboon is announcing the lion's pride today>i poopoo and peepee my hide
>main character learns to become content with the life they have
>>4782598YES!!!!
>>4782568Has science gone too far???
>>4782603>>4782609no monitors are venomousthe only two venomous lizards in the world are the gila monster and the beaded lizardtheir bites are infectious because their mouths are so dirty, they dont have venom
>>4782793i had a spergout like this at school once
>>4782793Look, it's playing!
>>4782598No movie made in the last decade has captivated me or made me feel feels like that.
>>4782664They're finally whole...
>>4782747>>4782753
>>4782799Mohinder, I…
>>4782799lmaoo
>>4782799do you have jaundice
>character smokes for the first time
>>4782793me when my sister's in the bathroom
>>4782729you could've just said no
>>4782799>there are people with this skin tone who actually think they're white
>>4782804is she hot
>>4782594It's a cardassian seagull.
>>4782799After some research it seems it's a Hungarian keyboard.
>>4782807i dunno you tell me
>>4782535The perfect being, I could give a shit about opposable thumbs if I could clean my ass like this
>>4782539how does one acquire this power?
>>4782751>walls painted to look like walls
>>4782810>anon faps to pictures of his sister
>>4782810kekdid you post a real picture of your rat faced jewish sister?
>>4782568>A strange game. The only winning move is TO CHEAT.>How about a nice game of chess?
>>4782576I've never noticed that before, that shifty mother fucker
>>4782744kek
>>4782598YES!!!!>>4782793>mostly peaceful protest
>>4782740>Yes all of us were white btw.Much like your mother, you definitely have a bit of nigger in you
>>4782810cheesed to meet you
>>4782599AI can't even draw hands, you're gonna be fine
>>4782586They have venom, and a rare bacteria that can cripple any nerve/muscle for life if they bite you
>waits until there's almost 300 posts>moves the threadyou can't make up this level of retardation
MODS = FAGS
>>4782810What was it?
FUCK JANNIES
Thank god they moved the thread, can't have non-tranny related content sliding all the tennisfaggot and fallout threads.
>>4782664I guess you could say bao wow
>>4782551kys
>>4782574someone please post the penguin shitstorm webm
>>4782853This one?
>>4782855it works too, but theres one with an aerial view that shows this happening en masse
>>4782629
>>4782669A cats claw could never scratch tempered glass.
>>4782732The enemy can't checkmate you if you disable his hand
>>4782599>that AI will be kind to usAI is being developed by techbros who believe in social darwinism and have a fair amount of narcissism and psychopathy. its kindness will be horrifying.
>>4782535>fags be like
>>4782778or women and their black holes
>>4782670reptiles gotta look out for each other
>>4782625how do you have two moms
>>4782720Why do liberals take joy in tormenting and terrifying small creatures?
>>4782794No, for a time people thought that but all monitor lizards are indeed venomous, and it is believed all lizards are as well. So everything you wrote is flat out wrong. Congrats.
heh, for a second I wondered how suddenly this filled to the brim thread appeared from out of nowhere
>>4783064I just guessed I missed somethingWhat board did this even come from?
>>4783077I guess /tv/
I wish jannies would delete their off topic garbage threads instead of throwing them here just because there was an animal in the op
>>4783113My man there ain't saving this website.This is innofensive, I saved a few, so I had a good time.
>>4783113Or just throw them in /trash/. Either could work.>>4783117It’s not as bad as it could be I guess
>>4782535>file namelol
>>4782977just the way they are
>>4782626Very epic
>>4782681Fucking Tom and Jerry tier antics.
>>4782691Gimme the source nigger. You retards spew shit out your mouths by parroting whatever alt "news" source gets you riled up. Find me something the FDA has approved for human consumption instead of making up vague claims of satanic cancer causing meatt. biotech master's graduate
>>4782748Me with my black friend discussing the latest jewish tricks.
>>4782799>im not a nigger im a gypsie!!!wow gottem anon