>>4791869>sees sparrow eat a single grain of rice>KIRR ARR SPARROUS RIGHT NAAAAU>millions die of starvation due to exploding insect populationI love chinese history.
>>4791878>there are no cold winters anymore so these pieces of shit proliferate all year longit's joever
>>4791877I like how he goes from "get the fuck off me" to play as soon as they start giving him some space.
>>4791886If you only studied Chinese history pertaining to events where millions of people died (including aftermath). You'd probably know most of chinese history. Their collective apathy towards human life could be viewed as a evolutionary strategy in a couple more disasters of similar scale.
>>4791900Fake and gay
>>4791900Whats the point of the extreme dof other than obscuring 30% of the screen for no reason of course
>>4791920because that's not DOF. it's just blurring the top and bottom of the screen. It's a decent bokeh imitation, but it's still fake.
>>4791900does this exist just so that people can say "look at this tiny cock"
>>4791968Ok but why?
>>4791898>snakes are evolving legs now thanks to pfa's and estrogen in the starbucks supplyWe are so dead.
>>4791898
>>4792070Looks like a floppy dix with arms
>>4792070Bipes :-DDDD
>>4791872Am I the only one who gets mega uncanny valley vibes from monkeys and apes? They're TOO human. Something about the eyes. It creeps me out.
>>4791886>>4791898>Between 108 BC and 1911 AD, there were no fewer than 1,828 recorded famines in China, or once nearly every year in one province or another.
>>4792283Sometimes a monkey's face looks full of wisdom to me, like it's an enlightened Buddha.
>>4791900Yeah I can tilt shift shit too.
>>4792070Is it supposed to look like a circumsized cock? What did God mean by this?
>>4791987tilt shift is used to make shit look tiny, it reproduces the blur effects seen in macro photography. So in this case they're using that + sped up framerate to make their cock look tiny so they can farm tiktok engagement (which as we all know is the only substance in the universe with intrinsic and unbounded value. all other forms of wealth, abundance, and power are important only insomuch as they can be converted at disadvantageous rates into more tiktok engagement)
>>4792318Holy shit, moments before death. I'd be up out of that chair and down the beach if one of those chozzwozzlers came up to me like that.
>>4792070baenid XDDDD
>>4792321>moments before deathHow?
>>4792070Evolutionary autism. It’s trying to lose its legs but its stick awkwardly crawling around like that >>4792218Kek
>>4792338Cassowarys will kill the shit out of you. They have raptor claws. They'll disembowel you without a thought.
>>4791886>>4791898>>4792285The Four Pests was so much more than that. It’s actually incredible that they could be so mind numbingly retarded. It makes sense that they had so many rebellions with leadership so frequently incompetent
>>4792345Hasn’t there been like 3 recorded deaths in the past 100 years? They seem to be dangerous but not overly so
>>4791975t-that cock is a perfectly healthy size, stop with your cock shaming.
>>4792298wow where'd you get all those tiny people and cars anon?
>>4792516Shrink ray.
>>4792276where's that phone meme when you need it?
>>4792725I got you.
>>4791874Tardigrade? It behaves kinda 'tarded.
>>4792361It's three if you include one killing a dog. The two human deaths were a kid and an old man, both of which had to trip and fall to the ground for it to kill them.Being frightened of them is the biggest meme. They're just oversized chickens.
>>4792520Is the bird OK?
>>4792839Sexual harassment cat strikes again.
>>4791872Didn't even turn back and look. How ungrateful
>>4792276that black chick is filming landscape. can we see her video?
>>4792070Leto Atreides II
>>4792285It's a big country
>>4792070genus :^DDDD
>>4792840Super cute.
>>4792840bruh, but what happened to the cameraman?
>>4792285I need this as a gif…
>>4792926What went wrong?
>>4792840Is that a kangaroo rat or whatever>>4793005Amogus :)
>>4792838>didn't do the Family Guy seal joke
>>4793005Wtf, he looks like a tripod.
>>4791897He was always playing - I also totally know that feel as a dad
>>4791877that's a wolf
>>4791874He cute
>>4792318Absolute Chad bird
>>4792345cassowary nails typed this post
>>4792520what a bizarre webm
>>4793005its just a tripod camera retard, the person cant be there because it scares the squirrel away
>>4792357IIRC during the sparrow campaign, foreign embassies attempted to allow sparrows to nest on their grounds, which the chinese citizens weren't allowed on, so the chinese would just stand outside of them making as much noise as possible to prevent the birds from nesting until they just died of exhaustion.
>>4792839Oh sure when the cat does it everybody laughs but when I do it to the pregnant woman at the office I get called in to HR...
>>4792881needs to be fucking PUNISHED filthy vermin
>>4793238Please put your pants back on.
>>4791873uncooked and toasted marshmallows
>>4792283>They're TOO human. Something about the eyes. It creeps me out.With the way that monkey stared at the guy I guarantee they think the same thing about us. We're TOO monkey-like.
>>4792802>There's only been 2 deaths there's no reason to be scared of them>Anon goes into Cassowary territory>There have now been 3 deathsThere's been 28 puma deaths in the US, ever, but you have to be a special kind of stupid to not be scared of them.
>>4793323I watch a puma named Pumba on youtube. Why anyone would want to be near them is unknown. It just spits and growls and hisses at his "owner".
>>4792283I think it's a general thing with some animals, like there's some dogs I've seen that have that with their eyes, and also some birds you can tell are really deliberately looking through you.
>>4793159>>4793161>>4793163>>4793176>>4793235>>4793238>>4793284>>4793318>>4793319>>4793323>>4793338>>4793344Post webms or shut the fuck up
>>4793176it just keeps getting better kek>>4793238pittoid spotted
>>4792318Inspector!
>>4791872wholesome
>>4793284 coombrain, you>>4793369i can do what I want, tickle my scrotum with your tongue>>4793370I am right. boatman from the wubbem should've let the dumb fucker drown
>>4793369This. >Awww, they're playing!
>>4792926nobody in this fucking thread is that well read anon.
>>4793518why is this mime harassing ducks?
>>4793525>nobody in this fucking thread is that well read an-ACK
>>4793525>readthe only thing I read about dunc is behind the dune (multiple times) and I watched the insanely boring and useless recent movies so I know what you're talking aboutwhy are you swearing though? there is no need for that
>>4792520IRL Flintstones
>>4793545>Shluurrrrplurrplurrrplurp
>>4793558>asking some vulgar pleb badly larping as patrician why it is primitivengmi, anonposting webms is all that matters
>>4791894>>there are no cold winters anymore
>>4793558>insanely boring and useless recent movies That’s what I heard too lol
>>4792276bruh... that's just the turtle from prehistoric planet bro... why all the fake stuff
>>4793566you are so weird and floppy
>>4792520Old school point-and-click adventure games
>>4793660You know, that was exactly my first thought as well. And edit with an animated SCUMM type interface overlay would be fun as hell.
>>4793525Damn anon you're so cool and smart and unique
>>4793525I've read those books like six times, man.
>>4793545My uncut cock when it senses cutfags
>>4793728You cock vore them?
>>4793369>noooo stop commenting on a discussion boardkill yourself
>>4793518why run? just dodge them, running makes them angrier
>>4793525>well read >one of the most popular sci fi novels of all time lol
>>4793536>Dog working on a ship named Kitty KatHumiliation ritual?
>>4793338Pumba is a caracal. Pumas are bigger than that.
>>4793516>le doggie >show clear signs of aggression>le martha >"he's smiling, so cute. #me2">*selfie click noises*
>>4793793Yes. It keeps them in line
>>4791071I'm a beekeeper. My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him and my great grandfather was a beekeeper before I was even dreamt up as a concept so I figured I'd follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this >Aaaaaaah! I'm covered in bees! Halp! I'm covered in bees! Aaaaaah!
>>4792276is the turtle thinking "holy fuck these things are definitely going to kill me" the entire time?
>>4793369how about you give my asshole a tongue bath you stupid fucking nigger?
>>4792285Anyone have the nonedited version of this?
>>4791886rent free
>>4794388
>>4794017It stopped to catch its breath so I don’t think it was that threatened >>4794032Based
Look at this cat haha he's so stupid
>>4794421hes just getting his steps in for the day
>>4794428this
>>4794434Hitler cat gettin that pump on
>>4794434
>>4793807Congratulations, you've just made up a scenario in your head to get mad about.
>>4794551>>4794434>>4794421kek
>>4794552okay... i'll admit that one is fake. Here's a real one then: >be burger flipper and steak burner>bartender walks in>she does iOS9 grimace at me>"Why are you baring your teeth at me?">"It's a Smile!">find out months later wtf happened
>>4794551Fucking lol
>>4794548Gettin ready for the holocats :3
>>4794428As recommended by his purrsonal trainer.
>>4794813making sure ut actually happens this time
>>4794891I get it
>>4794390Oversized house cat.
>>4791874What is the thing he is going around?
>>4795260he's going "bleddle.... bleddle"
>>4795344
>>4794685So many "normal" people not knowing what an actual smile looks like is so fucking bizarre to me.
>>4795374I love the look on the dog's face as it goes sailing past the camera.
>>4795374>you died
>>4791898Cope. Comlete apathy towards fellow human beings doesn't result in a functioning civilization, something the Chinese clearly have.
>>4795421+1000 social credit
>>4795374
>>4795407
>>4795421everyone knows the mark of a functioning civilization is man eating escalators and constantly imploding infrastructure
>>4795421>a famine a year>entire economy based on disposable workers and social planning
>>4795538is he being taken to the front lines?
>>4795549
>>4795480
>>4791873
>>4795421>
>>4795538>>4795563
>>4795549What?
>>4795538
>>4795666KEK thats horrible satan
>>4795666Goddamn it’s huge
>>4795549Yes
>>4795666>NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MOBILIZE ME
>>4795666imagine how many russians he ate
>>4795569Otter bucket mentality.
>>4795572I. Fucking. Love. Donkeys. They're so soft and fluffy and don't get enough love and I'm very thankful for this wonderful webm.
>>4795364What's in the red container?
>>4795580look at him all 'eepy
>>4795579look at him go
>>4795666>So, you must be Sweet's bro, huh? He phoned ahead, said you might be looking for a car that bounces. Well I owe him pig from way back so, here, this should do the trick.
>>4793520The only kids trannys won't groom
>>4795891jej post
>>4796040Man's never been in an Undertale thread clearly, keep it that way>>4796043Y'all got any more of them pixels?
>>4796067SureI was testing my webm conversion script and didn't realize I ran it with such a low rate
>>4796069>cyrillicKnew it. Thanks anon. Good video, me mum loved it.
>>4792299>animal designed to go into holes>why does it look like bepis??? :---DDD
>>4792276>No one tried to help :(
>>4793369Heroic pitbull crosses ocean to bite owner
>>4793369>>4796108This is so touching…Share this with your local pitmommy
>>4795374When even the villain doesn't understand it's motivations
>>4794389Me looking for my fucking sock
>>4795421maybe not an especially well suited analogy, but consider that many species of animals are considered "succcessful" if they can simply reproduce more than they die, regardless of how bad at surviving it makes them
>>4796130
>>4796130Imagine the pain when their sac snags on soemthing
>>4796313P-pig-sama, I kneel.
>>4796333I have no idea what that is but it's beautiful
>>4796270is this why they're called coons?
>>4796069>I'm putting together a team.
>>4792321>chozzwozzlerscroikey m8 that's cleahly a didgeridodger
>>4791876By 2026 this is what over 70% of horses will look like thanks to pollution
>>4796362
>>4794388they always fall for this...
>>4795315an air bubble trapped between glass microscope slides
>>4796333How fortunate to find a shiny Treecko for your starter. And such nice digits as well.
>>4795344>why you tryna eat me bro>'cause you look fishy>DAMN RIGHT *blegh*
>>4796524Do they really?
>>4796338Yes
>>4796335Leaf tailed gecko
>>4791876I BELIEVE IN OKAPI SUPREMACY
>>4795364I love how the larger capybara just deadpans at the bird>Excuse me, can't you stop trying to eat my son? We're having dinner.
>>4791872 >>4792881He was trying to get to the other side
>>4796084There's a word in some Scandinavian language that means "A place so steep even goats won't climb"
>>4795696IT'S A FUCKING COP CAR
>>4796313Why do pigs have such large testicles relative to their body size compared to anything else?
>>4795968Underrated post
>>4797101"Females of many species mate with multiple males, thereby inciting competition among ejaculates from rival males for fertilization. In response to increasing sperm competition, males are predicted to enhance their investment in sperm production. This prediction is so widespread that testes size (correcting for body size) is commonly used as a proxy of sperm competition, even in the absence of any other information about a species' reproductive behaviour."https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7661448/
>>4794552>the 4chan.org experience
>>4796099why would you? it's probably returning to sea after nesting it's perfectly natural behavior
>>4797101To cum like a firehose ofc, it's a sight to behold
>>4796551>painted lumber>in the kitchen stoveAnd people wonder why 3rd worlders are the way they are.>>4797186The ol' soft shoe.
>>4793146What is this?
>>4797232Broccoli
>>4797332They call him The Wall.
Anyone have dancing woodcocks?
>>4797188he spilled his wine
>>4795563i feel like this bio-diesel is bit too fresh
>>4797422Is this the phenomenon when bees drink fermented nectar and the hive rejects it and rips its eyes and limbs off
>>4797184doggo did it just to do it. there isn't any higher meaning.
>>4797501Show respect, you are in the presence of a Zen master.
>>4797026>>4795696>Sergeant Sven was ready for his new partner. Heard he was a loose cannon, a real bull-in-a-china-shop type. >He didn't realize how accurate that turned out to be.
>>4795538>ghost of kyiiyuiv finally shows himself
>>4797101Basically, most of the time animals with huge dicks and balls have a culture/breeding process filled with cuckoldry and competition.
>>4797572Made me smile a little bit.
>>4797188Man hornworms look delicious
>>4795666Kind of feel bad for this pige
>>4797612they aren't actually blue flavored unfortunately
>>4793534>woman showing off her beaver
>>4795696>Mad Bull 34
>>4797028he’s fast…>>4797134The internet experience
>>4796099It doesn’t need help man it’s doing just sluggish >>4797172Do you behold it a lot?
>>4797487…Maybe?
>>4797411don’t get excited that doesn’t mean you can do weird stuff with them
>>4797129where did you get my nudes
>>4796351>Can Timmy come out and play?
>>4796084Is there a difference between goat hooves and farm goats? Genuinely curious.
>>4797878They have many features for it. Rougher pads, concave hooves, more spread out. I know some mountain deer have more rubbery hooves but goats have suction crampons.
>>4797397
Human hands were made to pet the rest of God's creation. You must accept this.
>>4791877I don't blame him. Could you imagine going from 0->7+ kids all at once?
>>4794391>The cat's outta the bag
>>4798423aren't meece dangerous?
>>4798464Very
>>4797332Now that is impressive. Look at that laser focus.
>>4798464I think when you're that close running away is probably a worse option than trying to appear harmless
>>4796084I want to have this power
>>4792357>It’s actually incredible that they could be so mind numbingly retarded.>Four Pests Campaign abandoned 3 years into 5 year plan>Environmental Sciences as a concept did not exist in the 1950s>Radical idea to deal with 10.5 million people diseased with Cholera and other illnesses spread by animalsThe FPC is a testament of how often the Chinese are capable of just doing shit en masse, and it was an absolutely blunderfuck of a situation that even Mao admitted was a mistake. Not to defend Mao at all, but what was happening in China in the 50's was basically the bubonic plague and their plan was to kill everything that carried it. The issue is that they didn't have the knowledge of ecosystem connectivity.Extremely more nuanced than >bird eat grain>chinaman mad
>>4796349>ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
>>4798610
>>4798423I mean, that’s correct.>>4798464>>>>>meeceDon’t make me uncomfortable please
>>4798597I won't do it...I won't do it......I really won't do it......
>>4797024a no goat zone
>>4798597It's like that video of Chinese people in Vancouver losing their shit over cheap corn at some supermarket. I can't find that video anymore. : (
>>4798074What sort of genetic fuckery causes a heritable short circuiting behaviour like this? The bitch is with her young and yet she feels her compulsion to act like a dumbfuck is more important than moving quickly through a completely open space to avoid predators. I could come up, squish its babies in my hand and it would keep dancing. Absolute dodo-tier handicap.
>>4796349>>4798624
>>4798464In the same way a cow is dangerous. If the animal is calm and feels safe, it's alright.
>>4798833what kind of cow is that it’s so colorful
>>4798847cowlorful
>>4791869that looks so satisfying i've never wanted a beak until now
>>4798763they're checking the temperature of the ground
>>4798763Reddit gold
>>4798847gay cow
>>4796349>>4798624vittu
>>4798597They really are just like us
>>4794421Based exercise-enjoying cat
>>4796084>when you've finally added enough ram
>>4798470diversity in action
>>4798833>>4798464Very dangerous, because unlike cows they're both jumpy and respond to threats with aggression. Also bigger and much faster than cows.Moose will fuck you up, but just want to be left alone to hang out in the woods.
>>4793318
>>4799063cute
>>4795383
>>4797028weird cat
>>4798822Noice.
>>4793516>If I don't move Princess won't see me
>>4793535what the cat doing
>>4799040Trvth>>4799055Jej
new thread>>4799590
>>4794390Shit like this reminds me of how much regular house cats are literally just scaled down versions of these big killers.
>>4799591Too early doebeit>>4799844Pretty much. Though with more room for error
>>4799850>Too early doebeitPosts in this thread got deleted and so it escaped the autosage limit.
>>4799863hmmmm guess it makes sense
>>4792321Where did this meme come from anyway? Is it another "baby ate your dingo" situation?
>>4799019More like we are just like them
>>4801221nah other way
>>4792283only the big ones, the little ones just remind me of puppets and it makes me laugh
>>4798597all that plastic will no be everywhere, good job
>>4795421hahahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahaha ow lawd I am laffin
>>4802502its probably an asian doing it, they dont care about nature preservation
>>4797186This is like in Elder Scrolls when you turn around and see a random NPC walking into a chair.
>>4801205Johnny Cash
