Slow and steady will win the race to page 10
Not again
>>4803557Sure, I won’t stop you :)
>>4803557Since you’re already here I’ll wish you good luck and Godspeed little tort
>>4804177Objective: escape dinosaur island
>>4804177Damn. They’re actually kind of speedy.
>>4805047Brothers clearly been tortmaxxing
>>4803557I remember you
>>4803557It shall be a slow journey indeed.
Here, have some pictures of my favorite kind of tortoise, the Eastern Box Turtle.
>>4806000
gotcha bitch
it's over, the hare won >>4803556
>>4808396tortoisebros… this isn’t how the story went…
keep going
>>4808396fug
>>4808396OH NONONONONO
>>4808396That was but a pretender sent from the end of all time to lull my competition into defeat.THE PROPHECY MUST NOT BE FULFILLED.
This is the temu version of the old thread.
Sorry man but it's not your time yet
I guess that's a tortoise but I thought it would apply to turtles. I keep seeing turtles all over the place and I'll try to pick it up and help them if they seem stranded and they fucking haul ass
>>4811583Tortoises are technically a type or turtle
>>4811608Yeah well there ain't no such thing as a snappin tortoise
no
>ALPHA CUMPNY!FALL IN
>>4817377jej
>>4803557How's the journey so far turtle bro?
AIEEEE
you go girl
>>4820146I laid 37 eggs today and don't you DARE tell me how hard your labor was you blackhead pocked nosed BITCH
getting closer
h-he's fast
When will his journey end?
>>4823543When I say it does…
>>4823543What's under that turtle?
hmm...
Page 8!
Why does the turtle thread never have any discussion of turtles or cool pictures or stories about them? Everyone always just makes tepid jokes and 'bumps.'
>>4828077Because it's not a turtle thread. It's a stealth /b/ thread.
>>4828077See >>4828097no one even said it was a turtle thread
turdle
