/moo/ - cowe generaltalk about god's gift to the universepost cows, pet cows, feed cows, love cows, worship cows sirs, play with cows, take care of cows.how is Tuna doing?
>>4809534That’s a little presumptuous of you to say. The really rare breeds are kind of cool though.
which profession does a cow fit the mostdon't come with your shitty puns like ''moooover''
>>4809558Nanny.
>>4809564yes very good choice
Hail Misanthropy
>>4809564Maybe for beef cows but dairy cows are shit mothers.
>>4809534I have a huge field of cows near me, but it's back on the farmer's property so I can't visit the cows.I do remember a big crowd of the cows happening once because one of the calfs got out and just laid next to the fence because it didn't know what to do outside.
my favorite is the brown swiss
>>4810049actually looks really cool
Cows are awesome
Whatever happened to Tuna and Tunior?
>>4809564Janny
I like highland cattle
>>4810792I wanted to know as well that's why I made this thread
>>4810533That’s a gaur attacking what is basically a two stroke golf cart.
post baby cow (kalv)
Why cow gotta taste so damn good bros?
>>4811782I hope they're okay :\
bump for cow, please don't let my favorite animal thread die anons.are cows your favorite animal?
>>4814957>are cows your favorite animal?sorry to say this but noelephants > cows > yo momma > bears > anything else
>>4814957Cows, horses, deer, etc, are my favorite animals, anything with a hoof really
I wish cows weren't so dumb and didn't crap all over themselves
>>4815244it's part of the appeal
cows are cute but I like eating them also
can we stop the cow slander?just post cows and stop being retarded
does anyone else like cows enough to not eat them?
>>4813637mlem mlem mlem
>>4817814No. They taste so good. Still like them
>>4817814I like cows, but their meat is among the healthiest proteins available, you'd be doing yourself a disservice not to eat them. On the bright side, a cow produces around 400lbs of meat when slaughtered, and the average American eats about 200lbs of meat per year. So if you only ate beef, you could provide yourself with one of the healthiest meats possible for two full years with only one cow life lost. In reality, since most people also eat some poultry, fish, pork, etc. you're probably only taking the life of a cow once every four or five years.
>>4817830well said little moomoo
>>4809534https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-do-some-females-have-horns-17847645/
>>4816045>lockdownsI actually keep forgetting that this was actually a thing. Now you've reminded me and I am mad at my government again. One day they will be reminded of the consequences of their actions.
>>4820241Based NWO hater
sussy cow
>>4819609took me a minute to figure that one out lol
can you retarded inbred niggers stop posting fucking negative things about cows for 1 second
>>4822737don't post animal cruelty please
>>4822046majesticcan you cuddle with these things?
>>4823081all cows are cuddleable until proven otherwise
>>4823081Yeah, if you were around it a lot when it was a calf and pet and hugged it. Cows are friendly if they grow up around people and have good interactions with them. >>4810946
>>4823105But if they’re not they would act out?
>>4823301They'd be skittish around people if not raised around them.
Met 2 forest cows today
The steer was a little aggressive, so i had to keep my distance.
>>4824510>>4824513beautiful>forest cowdoes it really work like that
>>4824513How was he aggressive?
>>4824634rather defensive i guess, it made charging and headbutting gestures towards me.
Mah boy loves chin scratches
>>4816045Wonder what the little guy is thinking.
>>4826039what a dapper ladcan we see more of him?
>>4809548The Welsh like sheep, not cows
>>4809558Mooooooon geologist
>>4810946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIRb1tjqqKk
>>4819609Why would he shove a cow into a tree, that's not very nice
>>4824634He was swearing and calling me a cunt
>>4809558Milkman
>>4826944Milkwoman*
>>4817814i havent eaten beef since 2016 when they became my favorite animal yeah. i dont talk about it with people because of how people say mean things.
>>4826907so cute
>>4817814do you want to be fwends? im this guy >>4827285discord is the.keg
>>4826910Lmao
>>4827147>we don’t have a cow. We have a bull >im going to brush my teeth
>>4828334I don't know if I should be happt hat cowe happy or annoyed that he gave such a small thing to seemingly ~10 cows. no way that's gonna be enough for all of them, couldn't he just get a bigger one
>>4817841Understandable, they do in fact taste good..>>4817914Interesting I never thought about the numbers like that, even so it is a disservice I am willing to do.>>4827285What do you tell people when they ask why you abstain from eating cows?
>>4809534I worship the delicious cows and their meat.
>>4829484they're also very silly creatures.
I hate you all
>>4829044I'm just going to assume that he saw how much they enjoyed it and put several more out.
>>4829804I will also choose to believe this good ending
moo :D
>>4831589yes, precisely!
What happened to Tuna and Tunior?!I DEMAND AN ANSWER!
bump 4 cowe
>>4833168
>>4831857>no new tuna webmsit's fucking over isn't it?
the sight brings me comfort