under your porch, and uo your tree, RACOOOON
>>4811947You have a containment thread for a reason coonfag
good morning, did you enjoy your marshmallows?
>>4811968hit image limit seethe anti coon pleb
>>4812441k make sure you stay in it
>>4811947I had one of these living under my raised apartment. Lots of scratching and growling most nights.
No more brother wars
>a group of raccoons is called a gaze
>>4812779wonderful skittering chittering critters
>can get rabies vaccine, basically the only risk coons pose, and hang out with them all you want>can just vaccinate your coons with EDIBLE vaccinesmeanwhile>coonhating catfags are basically doomed to get toxo, no vaccine or medication for it>coonhating dogtards are basically doomed to get tapeworms, months of gut-destroying antibiotics mandatory, can migrate to brainCOON GANG!
>>4815233heal yea! honestly as long as you are not stupid with them you are in no danger. my local critters are warming up to my presence, I hand fed one early morning! picrel is the critter in question.
>>4815237that's a cute critter but if you ever entertain the idea of violating the real life precious critters may woe and suffering befall thee
The eeper
>>4815246sweet little critterthey always look so cozy
Fed a coon and he bit me a little, so I have to go get a rabies shot today.
>>4815955did he break the skin? probably best to be safe. also pics or it didn't happen.
>>4815955You deserved it. Idiot.
>>4815989Critter was just being SILLY
>mfw racon
dead thread
/an/ is healing
>>4817257not if the Grape grabber has anything to say about it!mmmmmm..... gape
>:p
How can I convince the raccoons that live in my neighborhood to start a band with me?
>>4817495put some food out around instraments, when they interact with them put more food out. repeat untill they play the instruments.
>>4817495give em PBR and play shitty D-beat cassettes
>>4815253sleepy coon
>>4818225oh filename anon! how ya been?
>>4818241if been fine
tactical racc deployed
*inquisitive chittering*
>>4811947Im GLAD these fucks dont exist in my country
>>4815237kill yourself
>>4815955If it drew blood then yeah, I wouldn’t risk rabies, once you develop symptoms you’re fucked so you have to treat it asap.
>>4820505wrong thread shit
wonderful critters
>>4815237/trash/ has been fun the last few days
>>4815237>>4820578Go back to furaffinity, tourist.
>>4820398Same. Count yourself lucky.
>>4817495Depends on the genre, raccoons usually like ska (not reggae though) or earlier punk.
*inquisitive scittering*
I think tanuki are cuter.
>>4821255you are wrong
eepy racc
>>4821586>>4820966They look so dumb when their fangs pop out lmao
God I wish raccoons were real.
>>4821955>when you nut but she's still sucking
How come you usually can't tell the gender of a raccoon?
chittering raccoons,chittering raccoonsis there any sound sweeterthan chittering raccoons
Rabies dude here.Getting my third shot of rabies vaccine tomorrow.First took 5 shots on d one, then another one on day 3, now another one on day 7. :(
>>4822957damn that sucks man. how'd you get bit? is the shit permanent? if so, you can now experience the fluffy critters without fear!
>>4822963Thanks, fren.Yeah, it's 2 years to life immunity (depends on the person), which is pretty cool.Little critter bit me when I was feeding him.
>>4822957wow you must REALLY have the rabies
>>4822957>>4823123That’s good to hear but I hope you’ve learned your lesson from this. Wild animals are not pets
>>4823256correct, they are friends. critter was probably just startled or smth.
>>4823256>>4823342He honestly wasn't being aggressive at all, didn't even run off. I think he just mistook my finger for the weenies I'd fed him.But I certainly won't be doing it again.
>>4823342>correct, they are friendsnofuck off
>>4825281clearly not your friends anon. bandits have standards.
One time, a raccoon made eye contact with me from like 100ft away, and walked in a straight line to me, directly in front of my feet. I moved very slowly and gave it a bottled drink I had, so our hands were like only an inch or two apart.It was at a beach in Florida where they were hyper-socialized, as they constantly interacted with people for food, but it was usually at a twenty foot distance where someone would toss them something.One of the coolest experiences I've ever had. Would have been spooked if it were a city raccoon back where I live though
>>4825596Dude you got hypnotized and robbed by a raccoon
>>4825597T-they can do that? Is it in folklore or something?
majestic critters
living with a toxoposessed family member is hellish. "you can't invite the raccoons in the house! what if they scratch the cats!" unbelievable.
>posting raccoon titsWhy would you do this? There could be sweet little kits looking at this thread right now!
>>4827771>wants to let in wild animals the home you’re the weirdo
>>4827771Nigga how do people like you exist?
>>4828669update! I was bitten at night. didn't break the skin and not at all aggressive just thought my hand was food I think. soaked in achol.. bring more food for raccoons. fed piece of cheese yim yum.
zzz
the oons
joyous critters
>be hillbilly>Innocently feeding some raccoons hot dogs on your front porch>Call them coons because you were born in the 80's and that's what your type of people call them>Video gets uploaded to YouTube>Suddenly you are a racist, but only because your skin is white >Even though the context is actually talking about raccoons
>>4831399what
I don't like black peoplethe racc community is taking "coon" bacc!
>>4831945God you're such a faggot
>>4831955
>>4831999Clean that booger off your face faggot
>>4832056what do you have against the little masked bandits?
>>4832144Nothing, you just shouldn't type at all.
>>4813003Coons eat stray cats, don't they?
raccins
>>4831945Finally a based coon!>>4832149Pretty sure they just attack/kill them (and dogs)
>>4832149Usually they both just mind their own business. If food isn't scarce and there are no kits involved raccs just pay little mind to cats
racc gets da pie :D
