Post pictures and discuss your favorite cloven-hoofed ruminant mammals.
>>4821271I think it would be cool to work with goats
>>4821271What are those rare ones with the extra long hair called again
Why do goats climb?
So, how about that goat yoga?
>>4821778Tasty minerals and salts they can lick off high exposed rock surfaces but also the best branches and leaves to eat are up high also. Lazy predators are down low, along with more competition for food.
>>4821778to avoid getting raped by muslims
>>4822657This is the real answer.
>>4821778Because they are gremlins
>>4821306me too
https://youtu.be/cUPdY8MsEtM
>>4821369Kalofer Long Haired Goat?
>>4826831I was thinking about a cow actually sorry lol
What happens if a ram is about to attack you, but you lie on the ground and/or play dead? Will it think the threat is over and leave you alone? Can the headbutts land properly in this position?
goat more like goatse
>>4828074Rams are very dumb, they probably would keep attacking you. They're not very hard to grab ahold of or keep at bay, they're scarier than they look. Don't punch or kick but grab and wrangle and use open palms to redirect, stay calm and try not to run away. Best case idea is to calm them down after wrangling them, then slip out a nearby gate.
>>4828114So it’s quite literally tard wrangling? Awesome. Good thing they’re not that strong I guess
>even pigeons are more popular than goats on /an/bros...
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