>A Spanish tourist was horrifically crushed to death in front of his screaming fiancee by an angry herd of elephants after he got out of his car to take photographs in a South African game reserve.>Despite warnings from his three fellow passengers to get back into the car the tourist, aged 43, said he wanted to get close-ups of the six elephants and got out and walked towards them.>A huge 3.5-ton adult female cow protecting the young members of the herd was spooked and charged at the man and she was joined by the other two adult bulls who also attacked.>All that witnesses said was left after the 30-second attack was the tattered blood-soaked clothing of the tourist and the remnants of the tourist's body crushed into the earth.
>>4838442What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>All that witnesses said was left after the 30-second attack was the tattered blood-soaked clothing of the tourist and the remnants of the tourist's body crushed into the earth.
>>4838457I love this pasta
>>4838442Is there an elephant uprising going on? Last week I just saw a video of an indian getting flattened by a captive one.
>>4838687I watched that for like 6 minutes straight trying to figure out how much of that guys internals were hanging out his ass.
>>4838442>remnants of the tourist's body crushed into the earth
>>4838442It baffles me that to this day there are people who think herbivores aren't dangerous just because they don't want to eat you
>>4838442so, was it elephants or bovines?
>supposedly intelligent animal kills a man for holding a camera and being 50 yards away>wow he was so dumb and we should respect elephantsI don’t blame africans for selling them to dick powder factories
>>4838891They're intelligent enough to see humans as a potential threat (because we are) and won't wait around to find out, they just nip it in the bud so to speak.
>>4838442Average 9mm carriera .45 would have dropped that oversized tapir
>>4838442I hear elephants are more likely to see men as a threat but are cool with women and children.
>>4839283>t.
>>4838442A herd can't be angry
he was serial-crushed by some huge friggin' 'phant
>>4838863Don't be /an/ idiot
>>4839641Where did you herd that?
>>4838442Unreal. Then we get Chris Pratt doing retarded shit like this in the shitty jurassic world sequels.
>>4838862They are basically the school shooters of nature. They wanna be left the fuck alone.
>>4838442Are there any gore videos of people getting crushed by elephants?
>>4838862I forgot what youtuber I heard it from, but he put it as basically herbivore doesn't mean peaceful, it means survivor
>>4838442Act dumb, get the thumb (and the rest of the foot).
>>4838457I hate when elephants can hit me with their truck.
>>4838862I blame Bambi and sheltered upbringing.
>>4845085Elephants make up 80% of all truck based crime its just that ((they)) don't want you to know
>>4838808fucking kek
>>4838891Maybe he shouldn't have been a dumbass and he'd still be alive.
>>4838862It's funny because herbivores tend to be way WAY more aggressive than carnivores.
